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January 28, 2014

NBC Foreign Affairs Editor Andrew Mitchell: Iran Was "More or Less an American Ally" Before Bush Ruined It All With His Axis of Evil Speech
— Ace

"When I heard those words, I called the control room and said this was a big deal."

I am tempted to make a gendered observation about how Andrea Mitchell manages to persist -- nay, flourish -- without a speck of aptitude for her job.

But that would be gendered of me. ()nly because I am not myself a progressive; progressives can make gendered attacks all day long without worry.)

Do not blame on gender what can be more easily explained by lead paint or repeated blows to the head by an ugly stick.

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Posted by: wheatie at January 28, 2014 03:16 PM (Wq5le)

2 Still Bush's fault? Who would of thunk it?

Posted by: GMB vote for me. I'll give you nothing and make you enjoy it. at January 28, 2014 03:16 PM (nkPV9)

3 What a moronic split tail. Satan will enjoy her drunken ass company. Bitch be evil.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2014 03:16 PM (nPZgY)

4 A liberal idiot said something completely false and idiotic? In other news ... water is wet.

Posted by: IrishSamurai at January 28, 2014 03:16 PM (FY+gm)

5 Soviet Union was our buddy before Reagan called it the Evil Empire, too. True fact.

Posted by: Progtard 2000 at January 28, 2014 03:16 PM (ZPrif)

6 We were basically chums. Like us an Israel before Obama

Posted by: .87c at January 28, 2014 03:17 PM (qZPXs)

7 remember when stupid used to be painful?

now it's rewarded with 6 or 7 figure incomes.

ignorance is bliss and we're surrounded by happy people.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2014 03:17 PM (q+fqH)

8 No thanks, I'll stick to humping Saddam, he's more attractive than that miserable scrunt

Posted by: Satan at January 28, 2014 03:18 PM (VrVBw)

9 Who's Andrew Mitchell?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2014 03:18 PM (C3Wjb)

10 At least I didn't sleep through Dumbbitchapalooza again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 03:19 PM (LAN8Y)

11 I saw a willow post. Thus I checked for nood.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 28, 2014 03:19 PM (/djtm)

12 I saw a willow post. Thus I checked for nood. Believe it or notÂ…THAT'S why I checked for a new thread.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 28, 2014 03:20 PM (yz6yg)

Yeah....Iran was our buddy.

That's why they were calling us "The Great Satan" all through the 80's and 90's.

Posted by: wheatie at January 28, 2014 03:20 PM (Wq5le)

14 Do not blame on gender what can be more easily explained by lead paint or repeated blows to the head by an ugly stick.

Her chops for being a economics correspondent (replacing Irving R. Levine) for NBC was her ability to suck the former FED Chairmen's cock through a garden hose.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 28, 2014 03:20 PM (DQZLr)

15 A great comment on that YouTube video: "Actually it was Carter who made Iran an enemy. Remember when the Iranians made the people at the US embassy go on forced vacation? Then Carter screwed it up and said they were hostages. If Mitchell can make stuff up, so can I."

Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2014 03:21 PM (WlWt+)

16 What the fuck?

Posted by: Killerdog at January 28, 2014 03:21 PM (Oi60j)

17 I didn't know Iran was an investor of MSNBC.

Posted by: Heck's Angel at January 28, 2014 03:21 PM (rCS6C)

18 Yeah, well I remember the t-shirts with Mickey Mouse flipping the bird and the words "Fuck Iran".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 03:22 PM (DmNpO)

19 Japan was more or less an American ally before Roosevelt opened his mouth.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 28, 2014 03:22 PM (GrtrJ)

20 ace you're a good egg, and yes anger becomes exhausting to deal with all the day.
(yours or others.)

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:22 PM (nqBYe)

21 Stupid Ugly and Old is no way to go thru life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:22 PM (t3UFN)

22 What's a little hostage taking between friends?

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2014 03:22 PM (hFL/3)

23 I don't think stupidity has a gender.

Posted by: Socratease at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (SZUi2)

24 The topography of her face looks like something beamed back from the Mars Rover.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (qGrlV)

25 What you wingnuts fail to understand is that President Obama helped me to resolve 52% of my deep-seated, debilitating daddy issues.

Posted by: Annaandrea Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (Dwehj)

26 Shoot, I can't keep up! Ace, lay off the meth.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (o9Rp5)

27 so Iran has been our bud ? hmm big satan ?

wow Mitchell really needs a brain check.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (nqBYe)

28 Things that Andrea believes:

The Rosenbergs weren't spies

Peak Oil

Oliver Stone's JFK was a documentary

The Easter Bunny

Posted by: phreshone at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (Pr6hk)

29 History: Shit that happened.

NBC: Shit we wanted to have happened, and other assorted shit too.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (Oi60j)

30 Well I guess if your Husband spend all day every day in the bathtub, you might be a tad crazy also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (t3UFN)

31 You know, and I say this as a gyno-American, but if they want to have dumbass bitches out there spewing nonsense, can't they at least have young, cute, boobalicious ones? Cause these fuckin' blonde-is-a-choice crone-hags get on my nerves.

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (8lmkt)

32 Stupid Ugly and Old is no way to go thru life

She started Stupid Ugly and Young.

Then she grew Old.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (DQZLr)

33 I remember fondly walking the streets of Tehran getting showered with warm smiles and hand shakes. One could hardly walk into a cafÃ© wearing my USA leather jacket without someone offering to buy my coffee. Then that damn Bush had to call them part of the axis of evil and it all changed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2014 03:23 PM (C3Wjb)

34 Oh I'll make a gendered as all get out criticism.

I'm reasonably certain that Mrs. Greenspan can afford the very best of plastic surgeons. There is no excuse, not a single one, for her chicken neck.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 28, 2014 03:24 PM (Gk3SS)

35 Sean. I think willow is a pen name for Ace and the cobs to get us to look.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 28, 2014 03:24 PM (/djtm)

36 >>>ace you're a good egg, and yes anger becomes exhausting to deal with all the day. (yours or others.) thanks. yes, anger is an unpleasant emotion. some seem to believe it is holy or a sign of authenticity. They are wrong.

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 03:24 PM (/FnUH)

37 Reality based community.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 03:24 PM (g1DWB)

38 is Mitchell Greenspans wife? You know that guy?

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:24 PM (nqBYe)

39 Just another day when Big Media wipes the palimpsest clean and rescribes history.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 03:24 PM (qbQhu)

40 England was a great ally and next thing you know George Washington bought slaves and the war was on.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at January 28, 2014 03:24 PM (MhA4j)

41 ABC program Nightline originally began airing because of our allies holding those hostages in the embassy for hundreds of days. Surely Andrea has heard of Nightline?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 28, 2014 03:24 PM (P6QsQ)

42 In 0bamaworld, that makes sense, given what natural American allies the rebels in Egypt, Syria, and Lybia are.

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (X3GkB)

43 She looks more and more like an Alien every day. (the V reptile type of Alien)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (LSDdO)

44 36

srsly? because, for me, anger is the only emotion I actually enjoy and/or am any good at. my bad . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (8lmkt)

45 Iwas in Bandar Abass in the seventies, they were the most friendly people we encountered. After the revolution they just shot anyone pro west. This dumb scrunt was doing the weather in Philly at the time.

Posted by: redenzo at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (WCnJW)

46 Are you saying Alan Greenspan has an ugly stick?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (F75MN)

47 thanks. yes, anger is an unpleasant emotion. some seem to believe it is holy or a sign of authenticity. They are wrong. Yeap. That's Hate. Hate keeps you warm.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (qGrlV)

48 Andrea, you must have been something before electricity.

Posted by: Al Czervik at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (Pr6hk)

49 Oh yeah we all had a smokin great time being hostages. I wish I could have mohammad and achmed over my house for a sleep over.

Posted by: Embassy Hostages at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (t3UFN)

50 willow's here. Time for a new post?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (DQZLr)

51 1979 never happened and nightline was never on TV

Posted by: Ronger P. D. Gnost at January 28, 2014 03:25 PM (WG3O5)

52 Truthers always screw this up. Iran was our guy when the Shah was in power. After the 1979 revolution they became an enemy. In those days you had to read these things called magazines for any kind of depth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2014 03:26 PM (LAN8Y)

53 anger is not good for any ones anything.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 28, 2014 03:26 PM (Oi60j)

54 Surely Bieber must be doing something newsworthy.

Posted by: Carl at January 28, 2014 03:26 PM (AhCCF)

55 ace, and it's unhealthy . so take a breath eat something yummy. listen to some great music . (I would add take a bubble bath with candles) but i think you'd say I Can't Hear YOU!
ignore those who offend you.

anyway you are our go to guy, our beloved in a pure way (not after your bod )
anyway hugs.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:26 PM (nqBYe)

56 Andrea Mitchell? Never heard of her

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 28, 2014 03:26 PM (Pr6hk)

57 Now Libya, we were an ally.

Posted by: Zombie Quadafy at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (qGrlV)

58 Japan was pretty much an ally until we nuked them for no reason.

Posted by: Brendan at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (2jQGY)

59 I love how everyone nodded in agreement with her. "yes, andrea, that's true. We had a great relationship with Iran. They never viewed us as the great satan and said that destroying us will bring about the return of the Mahdi, the 12th imam who has been sleeping in a well for a thousand years just waiting for us to wipe out 1/3 of the worlds population with violence (and another 1/3 with disease)"

Posted by: common sense at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (azmhu)

60 duct tapes John's fingers.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (nqBYe)

61 Does Andrea have acne.

Posted by: NCwoof at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (aUQgu)

62 Did she miss the late 70s?

Posted by: dogfish at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (nsOJa)

63 Yeah calling them a name must have been it. I guess shooting down that airliner had nothing to do with it. ( not that lousy camel humpers didn't deserve it)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (t3UFN)

64 Curious what those held hostage in the embassy for 444 days have to say about this. You would think if nothing else she would have seen "Argo" and know better.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (RZ8pf)

65 Remember that time Iran put on our embassy personnel for an extended stay? Yep, they sure are a courteous bunch who are, more or less, friendly.

Posted by: no good deed at January 28, 2014 03:27 PM (vBhbc)

66 So lets just make some more excuses for Obamas foreign policy screw ups.... What's new?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 28, 2014 03:28 PM (9+ccr)

67 anger is not good for any ones anything. Posted by: Killerdog ------------ Well.., anger is natural and normal. It is how we how we express our anger that defines us as mature adults.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 28, 2014 03:28 PM (aDwsi)

68 This was definitely worthy of a "bitch, what?"

Posted by: baldilocks at January 28, 2014 03:28 PM (36Rjy)

69 Peaches lol, i get angry and then cry .
It's exasperating i cannot help it!

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:28 PM (nqBYe)

70 Andrea Mitchell?

Ahhhh! The Stupid... It burns!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 28, 2014 03:28 PM (eHIJJ)

71 "anger is an unpleasant emotion. some seem to believe it is holy or a sign of authenticity. They are wrong." -- Stuff Jefferson Starship Said

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 03:28 PM (qbQhu)

72 You would think if nothing else she would have seen "Argo" and know better. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 07:27 PM (RZ8pf) Argofuckyourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:28 PM (t3UFN)

73 North Korea is our pal now thanks to Dennis Rodman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2014 03:29 PM (F75MN)

74 Now Libya, we were an ally.

Such good friends with the Barbary Pirates, until those stupid Jarheads went on a binge in Tripoli.

Note to USMC: The sarcasm lamp is ON.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 28, 2014 03:29 PM (DQZLr)

75 Well, the Iranians hadn't attacked our embassy since the late seventies

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at January 28, 2014 03:29 PM (Pr6hk)

76 Peaches lol, i get angry and then cry .
It's exasperating i cannot help it!

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 07:28 PM (nqBYe)

I have the snarky, giggly, pound some brewskis kind of anger. I find it refreshing, but your results may vary. I'm not normal.

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:29 PM (8lmkt)

77 I thought Carter was the one that screwed up Iran?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 28, 2014 03:29 PM (P6QsQ)

78 Did she miss the late 70s? Posted by: dogfish at January 28, 2014 07:27 PM ........Well, look at her face and listen to her prose. That coke didn't snort itself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2014 03:29 PM (C3Wjb)

79 I'm not sure what emotion it will set off for you; hate, anger, burning at the stake (its an emotion) but Pelosi is about to open her pie hole on Greta. It's all about setting the mood for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (g1DWB)

80 Making shit up as I go along got me where I am today.

Posted by: Annaandrea Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (Dwehj)

81 Leave Andrea Mitchell al-o-o-o-o-ne.

Posted by: your betters in the media at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (bAGA/)

82 I thought Carter was the one that screwed up Iran?

toadally true

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (8lmkt)

83 Andrea Mitchell = Ayatollah of Dumb-Fuckola

Posted by: dogfish at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (nsOJa)

84 I mentioned it earlier today, but today's Dilbert is a friggin' riot if you haven't seen it already.

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (X3GkB)

85 not that lousy camel humpers didn't deserve I --------- In general, Iranians are not camel humpers. Most Iranians who are camel humpers are very good at it, not lousy at it.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (O3xRV)

86 LONESOME, ON'RY, AND MEAN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OU4ZhZc5Zw

Posted by: WAYLON JENNINGS at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (qGrlV)

87 I yearn for the day someone, on one of these shows, reacts to a statement like that by, in so many words, calling them a stoned, blithering idiot with less intellect than a severely retarded flatworm. Civility is overrated.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 28, 2014 03:30 PM (m9V0o)

88 Gotta admit she was on the top of her game back when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Carl at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (AhCCF)

89 I realize she was probably coked out of her mind in the late 70s/early 80s, but did she at least get out and see Argo a few years back?

Posted by: Jayrod at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (3F6z4)

90 Wow. Really Andrea?

Posted by: Zombie Shah of Iran at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (nsOJa)

91 Those Iranians treated the American hostages really well, from what I understand.

Posted by: Andrea "Skullface" Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (8ZskC)

92 Actually we should blame Homer Simpson, and his "Ayatollah Assaholla" t-shirts.

Posted by: wooga at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (Fi7AW)

93 I thought Carter was the one that screwed up Iran? Posted by: grammie winger at January 28, 2014 07:29 PM (P6QsQ) Well to be honest, that used to be known as a screw-up until obama set the bar lower

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (t3UFN)

94 hands Jack a glass of wine.
You put yourself out there watching what i do not have courage to do.

but you can clue me in if you like.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (nqBYe)

95 Let me challenge you on this. Don't sell yourself short Andrea, you're a complete idiot.

Hmm, overpaid idiots, NBC, I'm starting to see a pattern here.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (9u2hL)

96 Stuff Jefferson Starship Said Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 07:28 PM ................They also built this city on rock and roll. Which is in my top ten worse songs ever, and I mean ever written and performed. Sorry. Didn't mean to out that in ya'll's head.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (C3Wjb)

97 Anger is good if it causes you to act. However, if there are no possible actions that can rectify the cause of the anger, you're left with frustration and hopelessness. I think that's where a lot of us are right now, and that isn't sustainable. When it comes time for the midterms at least we'llh have an outlet for that frustration. Until then? I just try to stay emotionally unattached to everything that's happening. Easier said than done.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2014 03:31 PM (hFL/3)

98 Peaches lol, i get angry and then cry .
It's exasperating i cannot help it!
Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 07:28 PM (nqBYe)

I anger cry as well willow. This is frustrating because I process more or less all emotions as anger.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 28, 2014 03:32 PM (Gk3SS)

99 They are our betters. Fuck the facts. Shut up that's why. Stupid ass proles. The great unwashed clinging to your guns and bibles.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2014 03:32 PM (nPZgY)

100 Iran? Maybe it was Iceland. I get those "I" countries mixed up.

Posted by: Andrea "Skullface" Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:32 PM (8ZskC)

101

All you need to know about dear Andrea is that she is Allan Greenspans plaything. His goddess of extasy, his guide through the gardens of lust, his inspiration for many a sweaty night, his...

Imagine that!

Posted by: The Awkward-Turtle at January 28, 2014 03:32 PM (irFAz)

102 The stupid is strong in that one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2014 03:32 PM (60Q+L)

103 And we were all buddy-buddy with N. Vietnam until that son-of-a-bitch Nixon came along.

You damn RWNJ don't know your evil history.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at January 28, 2014 03:32 PM (/2ciC)

104 but you can clue me in if you like. Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 07:31 PM (nqBYe) Careful, Jack. That's a euphemism.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 28, 2014 03:32 PM (yz6yg)

105 Ace hasn't been the same since Christine Lahti's tv career dried up.

Posted by: soothsayer, they chanted at January 28, 2014 03:32 PM (qbQhu)

106 Robert E. Lee was pretty much our ally until Lincoln went off on all this "henceforth and forever free" business.

Posted by: Jebediah Mitchell, Ancestor of Andrea at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (9F2c1)

107 I used to save all my anger for countries such as Iran, the Talibananas and al qaeda etc. now i feel our progressive politicians are much more of a threat to me.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (nqBYe)

108 OT but, how much beer is "too much?" Because I started early, but I'm not ready to quit yet . . . advice from the horde much appreciated.

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (8lmkt)

109 Hey, I mentioned this in the comments a few threads back!!!

Posted by: lindafell at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (PGO8C)

110 I anger cry as well willow. This is frustrating because I process more or less all emotions as anger. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 28, 2014 07:32 PM (Gk3SS) This explains the carcasses outside your bedroom door most mornings.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (yz6yg)

111 Yes Andrea ,and Obama's actions in Egypt, Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq and the numerous drone droppings on Arab wedding parties have certainly endeared us to them....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (9+ccr)

112 Pol Pot had good ideas but he went a little far with the shovels sometimes.

Posted by: Andrea "Skullface" Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (8ZskC)

113 Bob Levinson was unavailable for comment

Posted by: Exit Ramp at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (l1pkh)

114 Wow, just wow. And the idiots she's talking to don't even flinch. I also couldn't help but notice the news scrawl at the bottom mention a CO fair adding a joint rolling contest. That was highlighted under "Health" news. What a fucking joke everything has become.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (3a584)

115 Peaches lol, i get angry and then cry . It's exasperating i cannot help it! **** By the time my rage hits the level of producing tears, it's best that everyone just GTFO.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (DmNpO)

116 ♫ My buddy.
My buddy.
Wherever they go,
Bombs gonna blow.

I'm bloody.
From my buddy.
My buddy and me. ♫

Posted by: some old commercial at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (XCGHz)

117 Iran was an ally until Carter forced them to feed and house our embassy staff on their dime!

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at January 28, 2014 03:33 PM (MhA4j)

118 Andrea must be getting revisionist foreign relations history lessons from Mika

Posted by: phreshone at January 28, 2014 03:34 PM (Pr6hk)

119

>>>I am tempted to make a gendered observation about how Andrea Mitchell manages to persist -- nay, flourish -- without a speck of aptitude for her job. But that would be gendered of me.

Why, how male privileged of you, Ace! *winks* I denounce Andrea as a member of my gender; if we are all one homogenous tribe, subject to the collective and without individual thought, why some lefties don't realize how dumb they make us all look, I don't know.

What was that German word again, that is where you are embarrassed for someone else who is without embarrassment? I need to memorize that, was awesome.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2014 03:34 PM (BF+2f)

120 I anger cry as well willow. This is frustrating because I process more or less all emotions as anger.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 28, 2014 07:32 PM (Gk3SS)

t g-d someone else has this appalling issue.

nothing like having a righteous cause and breaking into tears and Not having a kleenix , and red face and eyes.

damn it's just not right at all.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:34 PM (nqBYe)

121 All you need to know about dear Andrea is that she is Allan Greenspans plaything.

Waaaay too much information.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 28, 2014 03:34 PM (Dwehj)

122 I like this Mash-up too: http://dilbert.com/mashups/comic/212318/

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2014 03:34 PM (X3GkB)

123 The sad part is how the other two contributors didn't even bat an eye at the idiocy.

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 03:35 PM (QupBk)

124 This Iran stuff reminds me of the commenter back at LGF who went by "Ayatrollah"

Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2014 03:35 PM (X3GkB)

125 What was that German word again, that is where you are embarrassed for someone else who is without embarrassment? I need to memorize that, was awesome.

Chickenfuckinwatchen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2014 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

126 The Golden Calf was humanity's best symbol until the Burning Bush messed things up.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell, History Correspondent at January 28, 2014 03:35 PM (eHIJJ)

127 What was that German word again, that is where you are embarrassed for someone else who is without embarrassment? I need to memorize that, was awesome. Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2014 07:34 PM (BF+2f) FremdschÃ¤men (from this Jonah Goldberg column - http://tinyurl.com/mdszfft)

Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2014 03:35 PM (WlWt+)

128 23 "I don't think stupidity has a gender." ----------------------------- Hey Andrea, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 28, 2014 03:35 PM (DtNNC)

129 I'm not cryin' over any of this shit. I will be tough and turgid and obnoxious and mean, but I am NOT crying. Although, I did cry for 2 straight days in November of 2008. The next day my cat dropped over dead and I cried some more. It wasn't a good week.

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:35 PM (8lmkt)

130 Before 1942, Mussolini was our greatest European friend.

Posted by: zombie ernie pyle at January 28, 2014 03:35 PM (NU/ou)

131 Andrea must be getting revisionist foreign relations history lessons from Mika I teach Catechism to Mika's nephew on Sundays. Weekly I fight the urge to ask him if he knows his aunt is a dumb fuck, or it's all just an act.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 28, 2014 03:36 PM (yz6yg)

132 125 This Iran stuff reminds me of the commenter back at LGF who went by "Ayatrollah" Posted by: logprof at January 28, 2014 07:35 PM (X3GkB) I must have already been banned

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 28, 2014 03:36 PM (9+ccr)

133 @126 Cicero - hahahaha!!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 28, 2014 03:36 PM (P6QsQ)

134 This explains the carcasses outside your bedroom door most mornings. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2014 07:33 PM (yz6yg)

Oh pish posh. Like they'd be anywhere other than that pit over there.

If I had a pit. Over there. Which I don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 28, 2014 03:37 PM (Gk3SS)

135 Those that claim repressing your anger is good for you aren't thinking clearly.

What's bad about anger is to let it fester and be expressed in bursts at inappropriate times.

To express anger when one has been angered is the essence of being true to ones inner self and releases any negative thoughts about oneself or ones abilities.

Submerging anger when it would have been appropriate leads to ill timed outbursts that have no apparent cause to others which results in further alienation from ones social circle resulting in further repression and inappropriate outbursts.

The key is balance and moderation. Being wholly justified in ones reactions and having that reinforced by others is a positive and beneficial occurrence.

So tell them to stfu when they deserve it. You'll feel better in the long run. Don't make a production out of it or let free too much negative energy. A mild remonstrance and then ban the kcuf out of them will do.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at January 28, 2014 03:37 PM (LSDdO)

136 Damn Waylon was foxy, what a voice...He actually came to my work to sell his steak sauce and I got to meet him.

Posted by: Puncher at January 28, 2014 03:37 PM (LhAqq)

137 She's a journalist, what do you mouthbreathers know? Stupid window lickers.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2014 03:37 PM (nPZgY)

138 Obamacare was more or less a success.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:37 PM (Aif/5)

139 I know what I'm talking about. I'm old enough to remember when Cato screwed up Rome's alliance with Carthage with all his "Cartago delenda est" talk.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:37 PM (2jQGY)

140 Peaches, this is me .. i will not cry..

i will not....
i won't

waaaaah
o fk.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:37 PM (nqBYe)

141 Where is the "Things I would Rathe do Than Watch SOTU" thread?

1- Get root canal
2- Watching looping Hillary pornos
3- Open heart surgery with no anesthetic

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2014 03:38 PM (AlN17)

142 Nazi Germany was more or less our ally before they declared war on us.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:38 PM (Aif/5)

143

As if after Pelosi we needed any more proof, Mitchell cements the fact that regular facelifts makes women stupid.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 28, 2014 03:38 PM (BZAd3)

144 "137 Damn Waylon was foxy, what a voice." Seconded. I could listen to him all day long.

Posted by: Lauren at January 28, 2014 03:38 PM (hFL/3)

145 So I can watch 2 of the worst teams in the NBA, the Celtics and the Knicks, or watch obama? Go Celtics!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:38 PM (t3UFN)

146 Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 28, 2014 07:33 PM (yz6yg)

Oh pish posh. Like they'd be anywhere other than that pit over there.

If I had a pit. Over there. Which I don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 28, 2014 07:37 PM (Gk3SS)

Sean for shame you haven't built her a moat and a Pit?

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:38 PM (nqBYe)

147 waaaaah
o fk.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 07:37 PM (nqBYe)

{{{{{willow}}}}}

did I mention I am also a really good hugger? xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:39 PM (8lmkt)

148
Ayatollah: Yep, we was best buds more or less with the great Satan until Booooooossshhhhhh

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 03:39 PM (FE/sZ)

149 I will not argofuckyourself! p.s. I did get the name of that movie right, didn't I? Or was that the one about fracking?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 03:39 PM (RZ8pf)

150 Monumentally stupid or a hubristic lying partisan? Both?

Posted by: Beagle at January 28, 2014 03:39 PM (sOtz/)

151 O_o

o_O

O_*

*ragestrokes from the stoopid*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2014 03:39 PM (wjJGE)

152 Imagine Greenspan in a gimp mask and ball gag, handcuffed to a bedpost and Andrea in a black leather bustier, spiked heals and nothing else save for a whip that she is hitting old Alan on the ass with and demanding he explain monetary theory to her. Now you aren't angry, you are disgusted. You're welcome.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 03:39 PM (g1DWB)

153 You have to remember that she's from the same cloth of douchenozzles that blamed the US for 9-11. Oddly enough, we're doing even more shit to them under (0) than ever and the leftards are a.o.k. with that. What a miserable scrunt. She should go motorboat Greenspan's ancient moobs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2014 03:40 PM (C3Wjb)

154 Japanese Empire was one of our best allies until Eisenhower insulted them during his Sate of The Union Address

Posted by: phreshone at January 28, 2014 03:40 PM (Pr6hk)

155 Sean for shame you haven't built her a moat and a Pit? Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 07:38 PM (nqBYe) I'm a little shorthanded on the chain gang. What are you doing for the next decade or so?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 28, 2014 03:40 PM (yz6yg)

156 Of course her two fellow shills didn't dare point out her stupidity. I'm almost impressed that they kept a straight face.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 28, 2014 03:40 PM (X9Mnx)

157 FremdschÃ¤men (from this Jonah Goldberg column - http://tinyurl.com/mdszfft) Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2014 07:35 PM (WlWt+)

Ah yes! It even has "shame" in it, how could I forget. and boo I am as bereft of umlauts as I am ampersands, it looks like.

I'm so excited to not watch the SOTU tonight! Will be the best thing I've never watched.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2014 03:40 PM (BF+2f)

158 LIM = Low Information Media

Posted by: AmishDude at January 28, 2014 03:40 PM (T0NGe)

159 Andrea makes me feel like an integral part of the intelligentsia.

Posted by: Bag of Hammers at January 28, 2014 03:40 PM (Dwehj)

160 I will not argofuckyourself! p.s. I did get the name of that movie right, didn't I? Or was that the one about fracking? Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 07:39 PM (RZ8pf) Ya mean when I said " argofuckyourself"? In the movie Argo, the main characters the 2 guys from Hollywood and the CIA guy would tell themselves to "argofuckyourself" as a term of endearment.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:41 PM (t3UFN)

161 Now you aren't angry, you are disgusted. You're welcome. Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 07:39 PM (g1DWB)

That is not true. Now we're all angry at you.

*bursts into hysterical sobs*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 28, 2014 03:41 PM (Gk3SS)

162 takes Jack's wine back,

fgs ,that was a great cruelty.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:41 PM (nqBYe)

163 Peaches aw, Ty dear (hugs ) back.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (nqBYe)

164 What was that German word again, that is where you are embarrassed for someone else who is without embarrassment? I need to memorize that, was awesome. fremdschÃ¤men

Posted by: toby928© at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (QupBk)

165 Year of action. Free crack pipes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (F75MN)

166 Argo was OK until the ridiculous chase down the runway. Yeah, that would have ended a _nation state with an air force's_ pursuit of an airplane.

Posted by: Beagle at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (sOtz/)

167 Nevermind about the brain. I'll be a newsreader instead.

Posted by: The Scarecrow at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (8ZskC)

168 In the words of the not exactly immortal Rodney King, can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (8lmkt)

169 Damn, I've been down with the flu for a week and now this shit.....I think I'm re-lapsing....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (9+ccr)

170 Willow, my answer to your "why" question is at the bottom of the last thread. I'm looking in here while multi-tasking around the house, sorry.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (1Y+hH)

171 AAAAAAAANDREAAAAA!!!

Posted by: Alan Greenspan-Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:42 PM (C3Wjb)

172 The sad part is how the other two contributors didn't even bat an eye at the idiocy.

Posted by: toby928Â© at January 28, 2014 07:35 PM (QupBk)

Time for civility is past. When some news scrunt or politician come out with a clanger like that, somebody in the audience needs to jump up and yell "****, you stupid c*nt!" Sure you'll get thrown out, but the word will get out.

Remember the "Jane, you ignorant slut," schtick on Saturday Night Live (back when it was funny)?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2014 03:43 PM (60Q+L)

173 Damn Waylon was foxy, what a voice...He actually came to my work to sell his steak sauce and I got to meet him. Waylon could pick it, too. Thought Ace might like that. But he's almost as bad as Breitbart was with music.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2014 03:43 PM (qGrlV)

174 Where is the "Things I would Rathe do Than Watch SOTU" thread?

----------

Remove my scalp with a cheese grater. Perform an appendectomy on myself with a spork. Be sewed up in a burlap sack full of rapid raccoons, which are a type of weasel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2014 03:43 PM (o9Rp5)

175 Sean , Me?

er well filing my nails, uhm, doing laundry

refolding the sock drawer.

sorry very busy.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:43 PM (nqBYe)

176 Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 07:39 PM (g1DWB) I hate you.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 28, 2014 03:43 PM (36Rjy)

177 Some mornings, I look in the mirror and I think...iguana.

Posted by: Annaandrea Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:44 PM (Dwehj)

178

Posted by: Alan Greenspan-Mitchell at January 28, 2014 07:42 PM (C3Wjb)

I can't decide which person in that marriage I pity more. It's a tie. Oh well, their money keeps them warm at night.

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2014 03:44 PM (BF+2f)

179 Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 07:39 PM (g1DWB) >>I hate you. I get that a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 03:44 PM (g1DWB)

180 Joey Biden@129,

Ha! [*golf clap*]

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 28, 2014 03:44 PM (eHIJJ)

181 The lead paint is on her face. The ugly stick--well, never mind.

Posted by: Caliban at January 28, 2014 03:44 PM (2ArJQ)

182 ace, glad to see you didn't leave. I enjoy your interactions in the comments. Most of the time.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 28, 2014 03:44 PM (GrtrJ)

183 This woman probably makes a million dollars - for what?

Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2014 03:44 PM (Rk8LS)

184 Oh. Never actually saw the movie. Kept meaning to.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 03:45 PM (RZ8pf)

185 O.K. Jack. I thought my comment about Aaandrea motorboating Alan's ancient moobs was a bridge too far. You sir are dangerous!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2014 03:45 PM (C3Wjb)

186 alright Meremortal, went back to last post and read.

Yes it really doesn't move the party forward in any positive manner that i can tell, inexplicable.

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:45 PM (nqBYe)

187 This woman probably makes a million dollars - for what? Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2014 07:44 PM (Rk8LS) I'm assuming she can suck the chrome off a fender

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:45 PM (t3UFN)

188 So it's official Mitchell is dumber than a fence post.

Posted by: bobbymike at January 28, 2014 03:45 PM (hY7Vw)

189

In the 90's, there was an article in the WSJ that said that..."Greenspan starts the day in the bathtub, reading a dozen newspapers".

That's how I picture him.

And then in my mind, Andrea comes into the bathroom and takes a dump.

That's how I picture her.

On the shitter.

Posted by: wheatie at January 28, 2014 03:46 PM (Wq5le)

190 Ok, I'm off to my thing. Have fun all, I look forward to perusing the comments here afterwards, about that event on TV I'm not watching!

Posted by: LizLem at January 28, 2014 03:46 PM (BF+2f)

191 The two clownfuckers with her are lucky to find their way to the studio.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2014 03:46 PM (nPZgY)

192 Oh. Never actually saw the movie. Kept meaning to. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 07:45 PM (RZ8pf) OK, it was not directed towards you, but I do see where you got your nick name from

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:46 PM (t3UFN)

193 Did something angerey happen in a thread today? I was busy driving all over hell and gone to find my son a long sleeved Seattle thugs NFC champions shirt.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 03:46 PM (RZ8pf)

194 This woman probably makes a million dollars - for what?

Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2014 07:44 PM (Rk8LS)

perspicacity . . . never, ever rock the boat, they're so near the shoals already. she's a Team Player, don't you know!

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:46 PM (8lmkt)

195 This woman probably makes a million dollars - for what? Posted by: Mike at January 28, 2014 07:44 PM ...............Golfball - garden hose my friend.

Posted by: MSNBC Exec at January 28, 2014 03:47 PM (C3Wjb)

196
Tsar Nicholas II: I was more or less best buddies with the commies until Bush made them kill me and my family.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 03:47 PM (FE/sZ)

197 "Greenspan starts the day in the bathtub, reading a dozen newspapers"

F'n piker.

Posted by: Keith Olberdouche at January 28, 2014 03:47 PM (Dwehj)

198 "Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 07:39 PM"

That was not a nice thing you just did....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2014 03:48 PM (wjJGE)

199 I didn't think it was directed at me. But I wanted to be sure I didn't get the movie name wrong because sometimes I am forgetful.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 03:48 PM (RZ8pf)

200 glug
glug
cough
glug
glug

Posted by: zombie rodney king at January 28, 2014 03:48 PM (NU/ou)

201

So when does the SOTU clusterfuck start?

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 03:48 PM (AIfv5)

202 Pelosi is right now on Greta advocating for an imperial president. And the freak's last face lift has made her unable to stop smiling -- it's creepy.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at January 28, 2014 03:49 PM (FDGeg)

203 I saw Andrea and Alan and the movie theater in Cleveland Park. He looked a bit misty at the end of "You've Got Mail." Wasn't sure how to react to that.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2014 03:49 PM (POpqt)

204 Did something angerey happen in a thread today? I was busy driving all over hell and gone to find my son a long sleeved Seattle thugs NFC champions shirt.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)

Nope, all cool, nothing to see here. Did you find the shirt? Do you think they will win? I am all betwixt and between on this SB. Of course, I got no dog in this hunt. My dog is off scraping its butt on the carpet somewhere, bastids.

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:49 PM (8lmkt)

205 200 I didn't think it was directed at me. But I wanted to be sure I didn't get the movie name wrong because sometimes I am forgetful. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 07:48 PM (RZ8pf) Join the club...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 28, 2014 03:49 PM (9+ccr)

206 So when does the SOTU clusterfuck start? Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 07:48 PM January 2009.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 28, 2014 03:49 PM (C3Wjb)

207 Lucifer was cool until Jesus called him the father of lies.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2014 03:50 PM (Sf7oH)

208 I wouldn't touch it even if its box was made of iron!

Posted by: mailbox fucker at January 28, 2014 03:50 PM (NU/ou)

209 This is the face of big media. This is what they want us to see and hear. Can you imagine the total derangement of management. Demented greedy fucks. They can all diaf.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 28, 2014 03:50 PM (nPZgY)

210
Yahoo has excerpts from Barry's speech. He's blaming the last 30 of technology and global competition for the bad economy. The wealthy are getting wealthier and the middle class is suffering and Comrade Barry is going to reverse that.

"Today, after four years of economic growth,

Seriously Barry, lay off the choom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 03:50 PM (FE/sZ)

211 Yes Peaches I found the shirt thankfully. Damn picky kid. I blame George Bush.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 28, 2014 03:50 PM (RZ8pf)

212 I don't use the twitter, but, surely, this scrunt has a twitter account. I am looking forward to the throw down from SquatchPride. Please.

Posted by: DishofRed at January 28, 2014 03:50 PM (Dmq63)

213 Pelosi is right now on Greta advocating for an imperial president.

Uh, oh. Someone didn't get the memo.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 28, 2014 03:51 PM (Dwehj)

214 ace just posted a star wars nood and he fucked up the blog in the process. i'm over there talking to myself. fyi

Posted by: Peaches at January 28, 2014 03:51 PM (8lmkt)

215 When I hear Pelosi speak I get a lot more scared than I do angry. She is bug fuck nuts. Everything she just said was crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2014 03:51 PM (g1DWB)

216 Well let's name her Ambassador to Iran.

Posted by: CDR M at January 28, 2014 03:51 PM (LsJl8)

217 It starts a 9:00 E. and then will drag on for hours and hours as the pundits slobber all over how magnificent it was...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 28, 2014 03:51 PM (9+ccr)

218 Pelosi is right now on Greta advocating for an imperial president. And the freak's last face lift has made her unable to stop smiling -- it's creepy.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at January 28, 2014 07:49 PM (FDGeg)

The Joker: That bitch even creeps me out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 03:52 PM (FE/sZ)

219 Peaches, this is me .. i will not cry..

i will not....
i won't

waaaaah
o fk.
Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 07:37 PM (nqBYe

Haha willow, me too.

I'm soooo angry, OMG sooooo angry! Anger rant anger yell anger yell.

I'm so angry...not gonna cry! No way! Not gonna this time!

cry cry cry cry

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 28, 2014 03:52 PM (GrtrJ)

220 star wars thread

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:53 PM (nqBYe)

221 >>When I hear Pelosi speak I get a lot more scared than I do angry. She is bug fuck nuts

Power mad AND nuts. Remember her gleeful march with the jumbo gavel?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2014 03:53 PM (POpqt)

222 I just completed a flight to Teterboro the other night. Guess who I was walking behind to enter Atlantic Aviation? Ed Shultz. That's right. Ed Schultz. Proud owner of a private jet. Wasn't he the blabber mouth vilifying the 1%? It was a Citation 2 jet I believe. With his initials ES as the registration on the tail.

Posted by: Citation X driver at January 28, 2014 03:53 PM (Sqmjr)

223

It was Bush that caused the Germans to bomb Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 03:53 PM (AIfv5)

224 Danger Girl it's awful

one tear slips out, and It's on@

Posted by: willow at January 28, 2014 03:53 PM (nqBYe)

225 Did I say you could get out of the tub? I told you that your sock garters were to stay on all the time!!!! It looks like someone needs to be punished! On your knees and tell me how that bad man from Texas ruined the world. DO IT NOW!

Posted by: Mistress Aaandrea at January 28, 2014 03:53 PM (C3Wjb)

226 Pelosi, another rich bitch who likes to tell the middle class how to spend it's money. And it's her crooked real estate husband's money also.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2014 03:53 PM (t3UFN)

227 203 Pelosi is right now on Greta advocating for an imperial president. And the freak's last face lift has made her unable to stop smiling -- it's creepy. How can anybody-on the left or the right-want a mendacious, unaccomplished, incompetent, codswallop-spewing nitwit running an imperial presidency? It would be like giving Jerry Jones the keys to the Cowboys.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 28, 2014 03:54 PM (Sf7oH)

228 How dare I get stomped by a Star Wars thread!

Posted by: Annaandrea Mitchell at January 28, 2014 03:55 PM (Dwehj)

229 I haven't heard anyone even try to defend it. The usuals just insist that a vote for Republicans is our only hope. Yikes. In other news, I had to erase a lot of fawning off my fb page today over that commie Pete Seeger.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 28, 2014 03:56 PM (1Y+hH)

230 It was Bush that caused the Germans to bomb Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Soona at January 28, 2014 07:53 PM (AIfv5)

Joey Biden: I remember when President Grant came on TV to tell us about it. I wet my pants. Not then just now....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2014 03:57 PM (FE/sZ)

231 I saw Codswallop-Spewing Nitwit open for Madonna at the Hollywood Bowl in '89.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 28, 2014 03:58 PM (eHIJJ)

232 Ooh. I like multiple choice questions. A. More B. Less I'm going with my gut here and my gut says "B" How did I do?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 28, 2014 03:58 PM (yF68R)

233 "How can anybody-on the left or the right-want a mendacious, unaccomplished, incompetent, codswallop-spewing nitwit running an imperial presidency? It would be like giving Jerry Jones the keys to the Cowboys." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am so gonna steal that!!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2014 03:59 PM (60Vyp)

234 >>Pelosi is right now on Greta advocating for an imperial president. And the freak's last face lift has made her unable to stop smiling -- it's creepy. Posted by: Dancing Queen Thats called risus sardonicus.

Posted by: Aviator at January 28, 2014 04:00 PM (DI+ja)

235 Holy shit, that Mitchell bitch is hideous!

Posted by: Chris M at January 28, 2014 04:04 PM (4lyMJ)

236 thanks. yes, anger is an unpleasant emotion. some seem to believe it is holy or a sign of authenticity. They are wrong. Posted by: ace at January 28, 2014 07:24 PM (/FnUH) Anger keeps me warm at night.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2014 04:05 PM (LIQGY)

237 Oh wait...hatred keeps me warm at night. Anger gets me up in the morning.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 28, 2014 04:06 PM (LIQGY)

238 Andrea Mitchell .... A N D R E A Mitchell. Like NBC is more or less a media network that hires nitwits, screwballs, and psychos for the hell of it.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2014 04:07 PM (JBggj)

239 I saw Andrea and Alan and the movie theater in Cleveland Park. He looked a bit misty at the end of "You've Got Mail." Wasn't sure how to react to that.
Posted by: Lizzy

Yeah, "You've Got Mail" had one thing going for it ... a happy ending. A profitable business became more profitable; Meg Ryan joined the System, and two hetero-normative people fell in love. The End (sniff).

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2014 04:14 PM (JBggj)

240 Why would Andrea wear a leather jacket that is smoother and more supple than her jowly face? Egads.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2014 04:15 PM (TKFmG)

241 Andrea Mitchell = Jar Jar Binks! And the dude with the glasses? Yeah, I'm sure he'd jump at the chance to give obammy's ball-sack a tongue-bath...!

Posted by: Jon Dougery at January 28, 2014 04:37 PM (FYvb/)

242 Jeez, Chuck Todd -- is that his name? -- seems to have lost a lot of weight. AIDS?

Posted by: Banjo at January 28, 2014 04:39 PM (lMtGt)

243 Holy crap, I went to the NBC site to comment on her idiocy and couldn't find anywhere to comment. But I did find this headline.. After a round of marathon negotiations, the Iran nuclear deal could be a possible breakthrough for the Obama administration and have vast implications. NBCÂ’s Andrea Mitchell reports. Vast implications? Yeah, a fucking breakthrough to build nuclear weapons. What an ignorant scrunt!

Posted by: The Farmer at January 28, 2014 04:45 PM (eBupg)

244 I'm not sure why conservative blogs are making a big deal about this, it's been an article of faith on the Left for a long time. A few weeks ago I was in my car listening to NPR and a reporter (I think from the New York Times, but it might have been the Washington Post) said the exact same thing without being challenged.

Their "logic" is that Iran shared some intel about the Taliban, therefore they were becoming an ally only to have Bush blow it with the Axis of Evil line.

Posted by: andrew at January 28, 2014 05:05 PM (kkQNA)

245 In related news, Mitchell explained how Japan was America's Best Friend Forever until Truman dropped The Bomb on them.

Posted by: Socrateae at January 28, 2014 05:30 PM (1jViy)

246 I file Andrea and the POTUS under "Cunt, dumb"

Posted by: Tortillapete at January 28, 2014 05:53 PM (QToYC)

247 I could not decide if this ugly twat's face looked like someone put it on fire, then put it out with a shovel, or if she was eaten by a wolf then shit down a cliff.

Posted by: John Cunningham at January 28, 2014 06:20 PM (16DBb)

248 The disturbing thing...is the idea that someone actually fucks that ugly piece of stupid shit.

Posted by: JQP at January 28, 2014 06:25 PM (U4GjV)

249 Does this silly scrunt remember the Iranian takeover of our embassy in Tehran during the late and unlamented days of the peanut farmer from Georgia. Or was she "taking dictation" from her bosses at the time so didn't notice. That's a long steno period since they were held for damn near 400 days. Itan was almost our ally my bleeding ass.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 28, 2014 06:28 PM (wdHk6)

250 Hey Andrea! Just because Madeline Albright said a thing, doesn't mean she meant it, dummy.

Posted by: Shoot Me at January 28, 2014 06:40 PM (qiXMt)

251 So that 'foremost state sponsor of terrorism' stuff was meant in friendship?

Shit, Andrea. Why didn't you say something then. We thought it was hostile and nasty but now you tell us that Iran wanted to be our prom date all along.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 28, 2014 06:41 PM (bPxS6)

252 The nazis were pete seeger's and people like andrea mitchell's friend while attacking the West then Senator Bush made them attack a murderous communist dictatorship and they were like, "not cool, man."

Posted by: zefal at January 28, 2014 07:23 PM (2krBY)

253 Why do people use "gender" when they mean sex? Gender is a function of language, nothing to do with your genitalia.

Posted by: docweasel at January 28, 2014 08:39 PM (gW7Y2)

254 Dear. God. No one can be that stupid.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 28, 2014 09:09 PM (lt4yL)

255 I donÂ’t see the gaffe. SheÂ’s echoing Bill ClintonÂ’s remarks on how Iran is more progressive than America or Israel. This is common knowledge on the Left, part of their common heritage.

Posted by: ErisGuy at January 29, 2014 01:48 AM (wqv11)

256 For Pete's sake - someone put together an intervention so we can get the crack pipe away from Andrea Mitchell. Do it for the children.

Posted by: justasheep at January 29, 2014 02:14 AM (yEXIp)

257 Andrea Mitchell: "I don't remember the late seventies or 80's. Too many bloody marys. What the hell is a 'sha' anyway? I never heard of it. Doesn't matter anyway. I hate Bush. "

Posted by: cackfinger at January 29, 2014 02:28 AM (OsCtd)

258 She wasn't alive in 1980 or something.

Posted by: joe dagostino at January 29, 2014 06:10 AM (5vRRq)

259 Greenspan spent 10 year trying to destroy the American economy. Who care what this bimbo has to say!

Posted by: burt at January 29, 2014 06:53 AM (1+kJ5)

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