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March 18, 2014

NCAA Tournament
— Dave in Texas

All things bracket, since @MikeTalley73 aka Wunderkraut was kind enough to set it up. If you're feeling it, go here and have at it.

If you're like me and not really feeling it, that's ok. You can sit over here and get drunk with the rest of us grumps.

(but seriously Mike thanks).

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Posted by: Dave in Texas at 02:00 PM | Comments (187)
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1 Those aren't cats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2014 02:00 PM (8ZskC)

2 Very nice. What's up pussycat ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 18, 2014 02:01 PM (nTgAI)

3 The blonde has had her elbows surgically dulled. It's obvious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2014 02:01 PM (8ZskC)

4 Go WMU Broncos!!!!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 18, 2014 02:02 PM (RRbuy)

5 Blond in the back has potential. Ginger in front has had work.

Posted by: pep at March 18, 2014 02:03 PM (4nR9/)

Elbows

Cutting glass

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 18, 2014 02:03 PM (eoeps)

7 Wildcat alumnus here: dibs on the ginger!

Posted by: CB at March 18, 2014 02:03 PM (FIYAP)

8 ABC! Anyone But Carolina.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:04 PM (0FSuD)

9 The ginger's elbows are locked and loaded.

Posted by: teh Wind at March 18, 2014 02:04 PM (B3WUC)

10 Go Cats!

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 02:04 PM (YI6/M)

11 Brackets, as in BDSM restraints? Go on...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:04 PM (vHRtU)

12 Need a wider sampling of the elbozes

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at March 18, 2014 02:04 PM (xZsbY)

13 You'll put your eye out!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2014 02:04 PM (l3vZN)

14 Wildcat alumnus here You, too?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 02:04 PM (YI6/M)

15 Nice elbows and clean shaven. What's up Pussycat?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:04 PM (0FSuD)

16 Duke Lacrosse FTW!

Posted by: Crystal Mangum at March 18, 2014 02:05 PM (8ZskC)

17 That ginger is sporting a weapons grade elbow.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 02:05 PM (YI6/M)

18 Those are love puppies.

Posted by: Adam at March 18, 2014 02:05 PM (Aif/5)

Nice elbows and clean shaven.

You must have the premium version with alternate views, all I can see is skirt.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 18, 2014 02:06 PM (eoeps)

20 370 is probably on the ginger's landing strip. I would pay good money to see it.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:06 PM (vHRtU)

21 Gonzaga.. That is all

Posted by: UnkleFabio at March 18, 2014 02:06 PM (jEV5Y)

I would lick her armpit.

Serious you guys.

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2014 02:07 PM (fsLdt)

23 Wichita State for the win!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:07 PM (vHRtU)

24 You must have the premium version with alternate views, all I can see is skirt. Platinum Plus Membership has more than ampersands.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 02:07 PM (YI6/M)

25 I have Duke winning it all, as always. Haven't done the AoS one yet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 02:07 PM (ZshNr)

26 I need more pics for motivation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2014 02:08 PM (t3UFN)

27
To show Russian my firm resolve against their illegal invasion of the Crimea, when I release my bracket tomorrow I intend to pick Sevastapol A+M to go out in the First Round.

Posted by: President Hoop Dreams

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2014 02:08 PM (kdS6q)

28 Duke schmook

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2014 02:09 PM (fsLdt)

29 I don't believe that either of those two ladies could pass our stringent purity test.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2014 02:09 PM (si68n)

30 I like American Kitty Riot.

Posted by: vlad putin at March 18, 2014 02:09 PM (yY8og)

31 What does Dave have against breasts?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 18, 2014 02:09 PM (slXFW)

32 CU one and done! I just want to see the Peoples Republic of Boulder humiliated.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 18, 2014 02:09 PM (W2YA6)

33 Obama and his White House have put an embarrassing amount of time and effort into his brackets.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 02:09 PM (YI6/M)

34 I have $5.00 on Mrs. Tilley's Finishing School for Wayward Girls to take it all.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2014 02:10 PM (xZxMD)

35 I don't believe that either of those two ladies could pass our stringent purity test. I'm betting the ginger passes the oral exam just fine.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 02:11 PM (YI6/M)

Is Indiana University - Purdue University Indianapolis in it this year?

Cause that's my favorite silly name.

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2014 02:11 PM (fsLdt)

37 I liked Duke before I knew everybody hated them, the Bobby Hurley days. Since then they've become the only team people in the media are allowed to hate publicly, even 18 and 19 year old kids, so I stuck with them. Great players, high-end academics, constant contenders, it's what most people pretend they want College sports to be about.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 02:12 PM (ZshNr)

>> What does Dave have against breasts?

my face

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 18, 2014 02:13 PM (WvXvd)

39
Sorry, but no way in Hell am I giving Yahoo/NSA my phone number to join a pool.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2014 02:14 PM (kdS6q)

Everybody hates duke wahhhhh......

j/k

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2014 02:14 PM (fsLdt)

41 What does Dave have against breasts? my face Posted by: Dave Very well played.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2014 02:14 PM (xZxMD)

42 Dave, Thread winna!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:15 PM (vHRtU)

43 I don't believe that either of those two ladies could pass our stringent purity test.

I dunno about purity tests, but I saw a young lady at the gym yesterday who had obviously focused on squats. She had the bubble-butt and large round thighs and was slim everywhere else. I was impressed and made me want to center my workout on squats for the near term.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 02:15 PM (P7Wsr)

44 In Soviet Russia bracket fill YOU!

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2014 02:15 PM (fsLdt)

45 So far I've got Florida and Wisconsin advancing to round 2, that's enough for one day.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 18, 2014 02:16 PM (IV4od)

46 I don't hate Dikes. Hell, some of them are smokin hot... huh? DUKE? What's that, a dike with a big uvula?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:16 PM (vHRtU)

47 Can't wait to win that billion! So long, suckers!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2014 02:16 PM (nsQhi)

48 Go Wofford!!

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 02:16 PM (y7PFk)

Can't wait to win that billion! So long, suckers!!

He'll be back.

Posted by: eleven at March 18, 2014 02:17 PM (fsLdt)

50 I gots Russia upsetting American in the final.

Posted by: President Obama at March 18, 2014 02:18 PM (slXFW)

51 Basketball is my least-favorite of the Big Four US sports, but I did go to a few college games this year and kind of enjoyed it... but mostly for the rah-rah student stuff. We even went to Vegas last week to catch some tournament play. My problem with hoops, even at the collegiate level, is the arbitrariness of the fouls, particularly during those last five minutes. It kind of makes the rest of the game seem pointless.

Posted by: Y-not at March 18, 2014 02:18 PM (zDsvJ)

52 Can't wait to win that billion! So long, suckers!!

Have fun!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 02:18 PM (P7Wsr)

53 I wonder what the ginger's major is? Besides huge black NBA dong I mean...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:20 PM (vHRtU)

54 Nice kittehs.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 02:20 PM (sdi6R)

55 My problem with hoops, even at the collegiate level, is the arbitrariness of the fouls, particularly during those last five minutes. It kind of makes the rest of the game seem pointless.

At least in Basketball they tell you what the foul was and the television broadcasters can look at it in detail. That keeps some check on crooked reffing. In soccer the refs just call foul against a team. Then if they catch heat they go back and look at the film and find a foul and say "that, there, that's what I was talking about." Much more chance for being crooked.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 02:20 PM (P7Wsr)

56 Putin mailed President Choad-Load an approved bracket, and a fresh jar of bear grease...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:21 PM (vHRtU)

57
Here is something to eat while you pick your noses, I mean brackets, obese ones.

http://tinyurl.com/mrp597t

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2014 02:21 PM (0Kobm)

58 >> In soccer the refs just call foul against a team. I guess you don't know what I meant by US sports! Football, Baseball, Hockey, and Hoops Soccer falls just below curling in my book.

Posted by: Y-not at March 18, 2014 02:21 PM (zDsvJ)

59 Soccer falls just below curling in my book.

Ah, I must have let my subscription to your newsletter lapse. Will rectify immediately!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 02:22 PM (P7Wsr)

60 8--- ABC! Anyone But Carolina. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 06:04 PM (0FSuD) -------------------- Yes, of course, that's the most important thing! But it might as well be the previously underrated and now overrated Wahoos!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 02:23 PM (dfYL9)

61 Time to visit the bookie

Posted by: The Gamblin' Hat at March 18, 2014 02:24 PM (AymDN)

62 WTF is TruTV? Dang. I bet we don't have it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 02:25 PM (dfYL9)

63 TruTV is 44, just below HGTV on my Comcast.

Posted by: Y-not at March 18, 2014 02:26 PM (zDsvJ)

64 WTF is TruTV?
Dang. I bet we don't have it.

Used to be called "Court TV". TruTV is supposed to focus on reality TV.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 02:27 PM (P7Wsr)

65 Hey, dead thread!

You all are a bunch of wanker-swinging monkey-plugs!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 02:28 PM (P7Wsr)

66 so has someone put together a malaysian pland bracket around here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 02:30 PM (rDidD)

67 right side of malaysian bracket is causes, left side is locations.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 02:31 PM (rDidD)

68 if we are betting on religion, heads its muslim tails its islam.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 02:32 PM (rDidD)

69 On, Wisconsin !!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2014 02:34 PM (oMKp3)

70 26 I have Duke winning it all, as always. Haven't done the AoS one yet. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 06:07 PM (ZshNr) I like the sentiment, but alas I don't think my devils are hungry enough. Now NC State? Hope springs ethereal. I went to the '83 game, so I know miracles!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:34 PM (0FSuD)

71 Have you always had to give yahoo your phone number to enter a bracket? Don't remember having to do that in the past.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 18, 2014 02:35 PM (+zaei)

72 TruTV, channel of worlds dumbest criminals, worlds drunkest stunts gone wrong etc. With commentary by c-list celebs like Tonya Harding, Todd Wilson, Danny B (very drunk guy) Probably the only tv station that doesn't bother to suck up to the DNC though and can be fun to laugh at the various dummies.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 18, 2014 02:35 PM (dkExz)

73 64 TruTV is 44, just below HGTV on my Comcast. Posted by: Y-not at March 18, 2014 06:26 PM (zDsvJ) ------------------- Thanks............. Rats. I can't find it on mine. Rats.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 02:36 PM (dfYL9)

74 Who is the redhead, and where can I find her?

Posted by: mrShad at March 18, 2014 02:36 PM (C5V36)

75 http://faustasblog.com/

This is too funny. Santos wets himself during a speech. wearing tan slacks, and not the blue suit as the old joke goes.

Posted by: Paladin at March 18, 2014 02:37 PM (DPvCq)

76 Margarita DeVille Do you have a digital guide that would allow you to search for NCAA?

Posted by: Y-not at March 18, 2014 02:37 PM (zDsvJ)

77 73 --- No wonder we don't have it. Our stoopid cable never has the really good stuff.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 02:37 PM (dfYL9)

78 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 06:36 PM (dfYL9) Mine is by the Travel Channel and Oprah's dumb network. Upwards on the cable channels.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2014 02:37 PM (oMKp3)

79 Rats. I can't find it on mine. Rats. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 06:36 PM (dfYL9) Who's your service provider?

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 18, 2014 02:39 PM (bCEmE)

80 Dammit. Why didn't anyone say Ronan Farrow was covering Bronycon! That had to be comedy gold.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 02:39 PM (QeH9j)

81 Hmmmm. Over my head I think. Hmmmm. Let me fiddle a bit.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 02:39 PM (dfYL9)

82 This is too funny. Santos wets himself during a speech. wearing tan slacks, and not the blue suit as the old joke goes.

*********

I remember during his final years how Joe Paterno always changed slacks at halftime.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 18, 2014 02:39 PM (vgIRn)

83 You, too?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 06:04 PM (YI6/M

Class of 2000. We won it all my freshman year

Posted by: CB at March 18, 2014 02:40 PM (FIYAP)

84 I went to Xavier, so NC State gets no love from me today.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 02:40 PM (ZshNr)

85 Speaking of channels. Fucking Time Warner just reset all the fucking channels so you have no idea where shit is. I did notice a 100 channels for Spanish shit and 50 or so for Indian, dot not feather, shit and 100 channels for PPV and 100 more for Pay sports. Pron channels now show up on list too! A 1000 channels and only 30 worth watching.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:40 PM (0FSuD)

86 MDV did you get your tequila shot on the other thread?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:40 PM (vHRtU)

87 I don't understand why these other tribes' women insist upon fertility rituals when all they need is a clean bill of health and a good scrubbing.

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2014 02:41 PM (PnMCP)

88 What channel is the ginger lesbian dildo bondage pron?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:41 PM (vHRtU)

89 Someone call Obama, jeans sale! http://tinyurl.com/pfbaj75

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:42 PM (0FSuD)

90 Where is Mt. St. Mary's located?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2014 02:42 PM (oMKp3)

91 basketball is the only 'big' sport invented by Americans.

so there's that....

although Naismith, who gets the credit for making basketball a widespread competition sport in public schools and colleges, was born and raised in Canada

---and 'cats'; is that some sort of code?

Posted by: Jules ( on a long downhill slide ) at March 18, 2014 02:43 PM (omBWL)

92 85 I went to Xavier, so NC State gets no love from me today. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 06:40 PM (ZshNr) Is Xavier any good? I mean have they beaten any teams we would know in the ACC?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:43 PM (0FSuD)

93 Man, dead thread, can't get nuttin started...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:43 PM (vHRtU)

94 What channel is the ginger lesbian dildo bondage pron? Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (vHRtU) Skinemax, duh...

Posted by: Horny Teenage Boys Everyehere (who aren't gay) at March 18, 2014 02:44 PM (AymDN)

95 Sorry, but no way in Hell am I giving Yahoo/NSA my phone number to join a pool.

I put it in, registered, then went back in to my account and deleted it.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2014 02:44 PM (nsQhi)

96 '95. I didn't get to see them win one. Final 4 but not a Championship.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 02:44 PM (+h1ux)

97 "I put it in, registered, then went back in to my account and deleted it." I told her the same thing...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:45 PM (vHRtU)

98 I put it in, registered, then went back in to my account and deleted it. Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2014 06:44 PM (nsQhi) Umm, then they have it.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 02:45 PM (QeH9j)

99 problem with Time Warner cable????????

when Comcast buys and absorbs it......wird das alles in Ordnung kommen

stimmt doch

Posted by: Jules ( on a long downhill slide ) at March 18, 2014 02:46 PM (omBWL)

100 Xavier is decent, they play a hybrid A-10 schedule. I'd put them on par with about a NC State's so it works out. One NBA prospect, Simaj Christian, is Xavier's only chance to advance.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 02:46 PM (ZshNr)

101 Brad Thor ‏@BradThor Ockham's razor - A Startlingly Simple Theory About the Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet: http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/ Â…

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 02:47 PM (ZPrif)

102 The NSA probably has it anyways. And I'd trust them more than I trust Yahoo

Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2014 02:48 PM (nsQhi)

103 94 Man, dead thread, can't get nuttin started... Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 06:43 PM (vHRtU) Yeah, it's been tough getting a flame war going, what with the new improved banning plan. I miss em. Oh, '83 State game? I went, Coach V and I were friends.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:48 PM (0FSuD)

104 101 Xavier is decent, they play a hybrid A-10 schedule. I'd put them on par with about a NC State's so it works out. One NBA prospect, Simaj Christian, is Xavier's only chance to advance. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 06:46 PM (ZshNr) When is that game? You know what network?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:49 PM (0FSuD)

105 What channel is the ginger lesbian dildo bondage pron? Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (vHRtU) heh, I quickly misread your comment as "ginger lesbian dildo badger" I assumed you were referring to honeybadger.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 02:49 PM (rDidD)

106 Which team has the most felons on its roster? I'm picking that one.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 18, 2014 02:49 PM (0LHZx)

107 It's the late game. 9 pm, I believe on CBS if not a regional network.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 02:49 PM (ZshNr)

108 when Comcast buys and absorbs it......wird das alles in Ordnung kommen stimmt doch Posted by: Jules ( on a long downhill slide ) at March 18, 2014 06:46 PM (omBWL) Yes, I expect yet another channel changing and price increase. Comcast in Vail is pretty nice though. To get HD you simply press select and it goes right to it and the numbers are logical. Logic? TW has no clue.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:51 PM (0FSuD)

109 80 Who's your service provider? Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2014 06:39 PM (bCEmE) -------------------- Comcast. Basic. It's really crummy here. (SW Va.) We don't even get Univision or Telemundo. We didn't get Court TV back when it existed, so I figure we don't get TruTV either. For sure I can't find it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 02:51 PM (dfYL9)

110 I put it in, registered, then went back in to my account and deleted it. Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2014 06:44 PM (nsQhi) _________ It's cute that you think Yahoo (or Google or MSN or Amazon) deletes information when you click the "delete" button.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 18, 2014 02:51 PM (0LHZx)

111 108 It's the late game. 9 pm, I believe on CBS if not a regional network. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 06:49 PM (ZshNr) Thanks, I suspect N&O or Observer will have details. Is it Wednesday?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:52 PM (0FSuD)

112 It's tonight.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 02:52 PM (ZshNr)

113 Yeah, fuck you Yahoo, there is no possible way in Hell you are getting any phone number from me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 18, 2014 02:53 PM (Gk3SS)

114 107 Which team has the most felons on its roster? I'm picking that one. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 18, 2014 06:49 PM (0LHZx) Future or current? You can't go wrong with UNC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:53 PM (0FSuD)

115 Pick the team with the most rapists...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:54 PM (vHRtU)

116 114 Yeah, fuck you Yahoo, there is no possible way in Hell you are getting any phone number from me. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 18, 2014 06:53 PM (Gk3SS) That's why you get a Google phone number. Tonight? Shit, thanks for the heads up, I would have slept right through it. 9:10 Tru TV.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 02:55 PM (0FSuD)

117

My team is a #1 seed.

In the NIT.

Go Gophers!

Posted by: rd at March 18, 2014 02:56 PM (D+lxs)

118 Elbows or Crossbows?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2014 02:56 PM (aTXUx)

119 The bar is closed. Back later if shenanigans ensue...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 18, 2014 02:56 PM (vHRtU)

120

Yeah, fuck you Yahoo, there is no possible way in Hell you are getting any phone number from me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 18, 2014 06:53 PM (Gk3SS)

I stick with the old stan-bys, Either

555-1212, or

867-5309

Posted by: rd at March 18, 2014 02:58 PM (D+lxs)

121 so where am I sposed a go and kick around malaysian sar?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 02:58 PM (rDidD)

122 Yeah, fuck you Yahoo, there is no possible way in Hell you are getting any phone number from me.

Give them the number to your local PETA volunteer line.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 02:59 PM (P7Wsr)

123 so where am I sposed a go and kick around malaysian sar?

Malaysia has a hilarious monetary unit. It's called the ringgit.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:01 PM (P7Wsr)

124 123 Yeah, fuck you Yahoo, there is no possible way in Hell you are getting any phone number from me. Give them the number to your local PETA volunteer line. Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2014 06:59 PM (P7Wsr) 1-800-fuckyo

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:03 PM (bCEmE)

125 You cant give a fake number. Yahoo sends a verification code to the number.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 18, 2014 03:03 PM (0LHZx)

126 I usually play, but I'm not giving Yahoo/Quicken my phone #, especially when it says explicitly that you don't have to enter Warren Buffet's bullshit in order to play.

Posted by: LurkingPoet at March 18, 2014 03:03 PM (WPCmY)

127 I hate cats. I love cats. I hate cats. I love cats. Fuck.

Posted by: tangonine at March 18, 2014 03:04 PM (x3YFz)

128 Malaysia has a hilarious monetary unit. It's called the ringgit. Posted by: bonhomme well, a malaysian currency transfer may splain the whole mess, effin stone coins are heavy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:05 PM (rDidD)

129 Morons go crazy for sharp dressed elbows....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2014 03:06 PM (YYElT)

130 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2014 06:51 PM (dfYL9) on the off chance you have windows 8 they have an NCAA streaming app for BBall.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 18, 2014 03:07 PM (HDwDg)

131 so, do you suppose there is an unofficial nickname for the cats cheerleaders? in my hs the dance line was nicknamed "whorecorps" a group of cheerleaders has gotta have somethin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:07 PM (rDidD)

132 I'm rooting for Pitt to win it all, being a Western PA ex-pat. I'm also on Virginia's bandwagon because I live here now. I want Duke to lose to a Atlantic 10 team because Coack K decided to go full Billy Packer. I will mostly enjoy good basketball because after the national championship I'm done. I don't give 2 shits about the NBA. Right now Mt. St. Mary's was getting blown out but have fought back against Albany. Its turning into a game.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 18, 2014 03:08 PM (15w2J)

133

You cant give a fake number. Yahoo sends a verification code to the number.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (0LHZx)

I guess I'll just have to play with myself.

Posted by: rd at March 18, 2014 03:08 PM (D+lxs)

134 never was able to tolerate cheerleaders. some are cute but no one should ever take anything any cheerleader does seriously. nothin more than court tarts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:09 PM (rDidD)

135 Oh you want a number, let me find that TracPhone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2014 03:09 PM (YYElT)

136 34 Obama and his White House have put an embarrassing amount of time and effort into his brackets.

Posted by: garrett

Well its not like anything is going on in the world. Its peace in our time, yo!!

Posted by: puddleglum at March 18, 2014 03:09 PM (15w2J)

137 126 You cant give a fake number. Yahoo sends a verification code to the number. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (0LHZx) The phone number is only to recover your account if you forget your password. You can't send a verification code to a land line, no text.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 03:09 PM (0FSuD)

138 With all the computing power of the NSA behind him, one would think Gaylord Focker could pick the perfect bracket.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2014 03:10 PM (YYElT)

139 131 Morons go crazy for sharp dressed elbows.... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2014 07:06 PM (YYElT) I'm not a naked elbows kinda guy. I like leaving it to the imagination. For a plurality of reasons.

Posted by: tangonine at March 18, 2014 03:10 PM (x3YFz)

140 ring, ring. hello? wut r u wearing? dialtone.

Posted by: ya-who at March 18, 2014 03:10 PM (nqBYe)

141 even with the nsa obama believes he can pick a better bracket himself.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:11 PM (rDidD)

142 Holy crap Mt. St. Mary's woke up.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 18, 2014 03:11 PM (Gk3SS)

143 Enough. We going to have another FOUR hours of airplane shit that Fox has already gone over for TEN days? Give it up. Just show last night's show.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 03:11 PM (0FSuD)

144 yes, second glass of wine, so i don't even care that sports is on tuesday.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 03:12 PM (nqBYe)

145 34 Obama and his White House have put an embarrassing amount of time and effort into his brackets. Posted by: garrett The blazing cauldron of molten irony is that he's about as athletic as the noodles I'm making for dinner.

Posted by: tangonine at March 18, 2014 03:12 PM (x3YFz)

146 Well Fox News could have Shep Smith hyperventilating over MTV killing off a character in their Teen Wolf series.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2014 03:12 PM (YYElT)

147 TW's new channel list shows Tru on 75. Nothing there. Top men on the case!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 03:13 PM (0FSuD)

148 91 Where is Mt. St. Mary's located?

Maryland. Near Frederick I think.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 18, 2014 03:13 PM (15w2J)

149 not even hump day yet.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 03:13 PM (nqBYe)

150 I'm not a naked elbows kinda guy. I like leaving it to the imagination. For a plurality of reasons.

I know, right? What's with all these women showing ankle? Vic know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:13 PM (P7Wsr)

151 some coverage is getting better. kelly had a panel of experts discussing reasonable scenarios. my question is this, if government has more information than they are giving, not sayin they do, aside from protecting intelligence capabilities, why would someone not say where the plane is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:13 PM (rDidD)

152 nothin more than court tarts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (rDidD)

You say that like it's a bad thing.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 18, 2014 03:15 PM (QFxY5)

153 yankee especially if it crashed. unless it was shot down.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 03:15 PM (nqBYe)

154 so when does lavrov start tweeting obama cocksucking jokes. @lavrov - hows my ass taste obama?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:15 PM (rDidD)

155 Have a bad cold. Tonight I'm feeding it. In fact force-feeding it. It's going to regret screwing with me. And bastitball? Feh. Baseball draweth nigh, brethren.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 18, 2014 03:15 PM (1gcFZ)

156 I know, right? What's with all these women showing ankle? Vic know what I'm talking about. Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2014 07:13 PM (P7Wsr) Thou goest too fartherly (old english voice). I just don't want to see the "bits." 'Em are for me to find! There's lotsa women so hot that they can be naked from the neck up and I still drool. (see: Kate Beckinsale)

Posted by: tangonine at March 18, 2014 03:16 PM (x3YFz)

157 They've been searching for what now, 8 days? Nobody is giving up any capabilities by finding wreckage.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 03:16 PM (ZshNr)

158 hey Willow

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:16 PM (rDidD)

159 They've been searching for what now, 8 days? Nobody is giving up any capabilities by finding wreckage. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 sure they are, no one has coverage in the southern hemisphere, apparently. if we have it it is a big effin deal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:17 PM (rDidD)

160 You say that like it's a bad thing..... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) Hey. I hate anyone who has a parade; only victory parades and veterans.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:19 PM (rDidD)

161 I guess the science of the Malaysian Mystery is settled, Elvis needed a new jet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2014 03:19 PM (YYElT)

162 heh. Hey, Anna.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:19 PM (rDidD)

163 Fishing boats, cargo ships, overflights, routine missions, plenty of ways to "find" wreckage if you know exactly where it s.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 03:20 PM (ZshNr)

164 @153 Sounds like the same shit to me. The link someone gave here earlier is the best explanation I've seen yet. The take? Electrical fire in plane. Plane/pilot tries to make nearest runway. Sets autopilot to runway. Fire kills everyone, but plane keeps flying on auto pilot till it runs out of fuel.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 03:20 PM (0FSuD)

165 nothin more than court tarts.

Are cheerleaders really as whorish as you're saying?

Back when people were debating letting women play sports that was a common claim, that sporty women were oversexed. Now they're all ghey if you listen to the popular theory.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:20 PM (P7Wsr)

166 42% less bullying during the meetings of the Delta Thi Sanger Scouts.

Posted by: NCAA Stat Guy at March 18, 2014 03:20 PM (KQp38)

167 130 Malaysia has a hilarious monetary unit. It's called the ringgit.
Posted by: bonhomme

You think that's funny, Google for the name of the Vietnamese currency.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 18, 2014 03:20 PM (I8YZX)

168 Fishing boats, cargo ships, overflights, routine missions, plenty of ways to "find" wreckage if you know exactly where it s. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 18, 2014 agreed but you have to have a reason to send somewhere to look for the stuff, if it is outside normal lanes, somewhere 1000 miles south of dg.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:21 PM (rDidD)

169 lavrov, "Kerry you should go back to bed you have a long face." Kerry, "lavrov, silly jokes won't help you , we have a srs red line coming your way." Lavrov, " Mr. Putin did you hear Kerry about red lines?" Putin, " He can tell us nothing , we know all about reds lines."

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 03:22 PM (nqBYe)

170 Are cheerleaders really as whorish as you're saying? Back when people were debating letting women play sports that was a common claim, that sporty women were oversexed. Now they're all ghey if you listen to the popular theory. Posted by: bonhomme I am not saying whoreish as much as useless and annoying.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:22 PM (rDidD)

171 You think that's funny, Google for the name of the Vietnamese currency.

One Vietnamese guy to another Vietnamese guy:
"I've got a whole stack of dongs, let's get ripped and wave them around town!"

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:23 PM (P7Wsr)

172 there is something about courts that makes women hungry for carpet....

On another note. Is it not past time for speculation on how the last season of Justified is going to end? My vote is for Dewey Crow to shoot and kill Raylan..........yep I just did that.

Posted by: plithy at March 18, 2014 03:24 PM (PAry6)

173 May be able to watch NC State game via NCAA.com.

Select game, then provider. Online only for me.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 18, 2014 03:25 PM (aUQgu)

174 I am not saying whoreish as much as useless and annoying.

Ah, was thrown off by your use of the word "tart".

It means a prostitute or a promiscuous woman.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:25 PM (P7Wsr)

175 Thailand says they didn't turn over their radar information about the missing plane because...no one asked for it.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:25 PM (bCEmE)

176 Tami, well perhaps they also have an administration that has a sir golfsalot.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 03:26 PM (nqBYe)

177 179 Tami, well perhaps they also have an administration that has a sir golfsalot. Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 07:26 PM (nqBYe) They have a King...so yeah.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:27 PM (bCEmE)

178 Blindly making decisions with no knowledge of who or what is where. Sounds more like a foreign policy than basketball picks

Posted by: itchytriggerfinger at March 18, 2014 03:27 PM (XwN3V)

179 crowder and raylan go to malaysia, hijack a plane full of chicom diamonds and disappear.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:27 PM (rDidD)

180 so do we.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 03:27 PM (nqBYe)

181 Thailand says they didn't turn over their radar information about the missing plane because...no one asked for it.

Inconceivable!

In entirely unrelated news, has the FBI got around to asking the orgs the IRS harassed any questions?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:28 PM (P7Wsr)

182 It means a prostitute or a promiscuous woman. Posted by: bonhomme I throw around slut and whore pretty liberally.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:28 PM (rDidD)

183 as for local banana republics holding back on their radar data, it is fairly easy to detect radar, strength, bearing, capabilities, and whether even on. I am sure our military know who has what radar.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:30 PM (rDidD)

184 willow, we've been left behind.... Nood

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 18, 2014 03:30 PM (bCEmE)

185 bonhomme of course not the FBI is way too busy checking out the boxers or briefs status of the Koch's.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 03:31 PM (nqBYe)

186 every communication with the malaysians should begin with "listen you primitive screwheads" and go on to request whichever data we need.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 03:31 PM (rDidD)

187 Tami, Damn them!

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2014 03:31 PM (nqBYe)

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