January 01, 2014

New Years Day Open Thead
— Open Blogger

SHHHHHH! Stop talking so loud. Here's hoping we all have a better year this year.

Bad News, US Releases Unrepentant Terrorist Support From Prison. Good News, It's Cause She's Dying

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1 Traitors.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at January 01, 2014 05:21 AM (V3kRK)

2 She isn't dying fast enough.

Posted by: Viridian at January 01, 2014 05:21 AM (5ypJ8)

3 First?

Posted by: Havedash at January 01, 2014 05:21 AM (G1XMn)

4 Quick like the Locker-be Bomber I bet.

Posted by: Mekan at January 01, 2014 05:23 AM (zG16+)

5 Is she dying like the Pan am bomber who Britain released? Did he ever die?

Posted by: Havedash at January 01, 2014 05:23 AM (G1XMn)

6 i'm all for letting her leave after she dies

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy 8th day of Christmas at January 01, 2014 05:25 AM (u8GsB)

7 *staggers in*

*shoves coffee through everyone's USB ports*


I am getting too otherly young for this shit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 01, 2014 05:25 AM (Gk3SS)

8 Maybe she can get a recommendation from the blind sheik.. I'm sure that'll work!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 01, 2014 05:26 AM (b/lt+)

9 Is she dying like the Pan am bomber who Britain released? That'd be my question too. That dude is still alive.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 01, 2014 05:27 AM (102Hx)

10 That'd be my question too. That dude is still alive. Posted by: Ian S
............
No, I believe he finally died last year.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 01, 2014 05:27 AM (b/lt+)

11 ooops.. it's 2014! So, not last year.. 2012..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 01, 2014 05:29 AM (b/lt+)

12 I'm not going to gloat over anyone's potentially fatal disease, but let's just say that she's fugly as all hell.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 01, 2014 05:29 AM (5tSu+)

13 Stewart is a lying, terrorist enabling, commie bitch.  I agree with phoenixgirl.  Plenty of time to let her out after she dies.

Posted by: huerfano at January 01, 2014 05:30 AM (bAGA/)

14 That pic on Drudge of Mrs Liberty's elbow. Hawt!

Posted by: Geraldo at January 01, 2014 05:31 AM (LEd+m)

15 She needs to shave. Her face.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 01, 2014 05:32 AM (u/7CQ)

16 Lynne Stewart looks like the new Barbie.

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 05:34 AM (LEd+m)

17 Damn, Ben done stomped on Andy. New Year day turf war at the HQ?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 05:34 AM (0FSuD)

18 She's got a purty mouth.

Posted by: Barney Frankenfurter at January 01, 2014 05:36 AM (LEd+m)

19 who is trying to take target down and why?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy 8th day of Christmas at January 01, 2014 05:37 AM (u8GsB)

20 Is she dying or is she 'dying' like a certain Lybian released from prison?

Just curious.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Don't Wait to the Last Minute to Purchase that Special Someone a Squabble Set! at January 01, 2014 05:37 AM (gmoEG)

21 Thank God they waited until Kwanzaa was over to swear in da mayor!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 05:38 AM (0FSuD)

22 Miracle recovery?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 01, 2014 05:39 AM (u/7CQ)

23 if you have to announce that you are not ghey......you are most likely ....ghey (aaron rodgers)

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy 8th day of Christmas at January 01, 2014 05:39 AM (u8GsB)

24 I honestly don't understand how people like Stewart and Ayers don't get capped walking around free.

Posted by: toby928© the creator of Blurt© and Gotcha!© at January 01, 2014 05:40 AM (QupBk)

25 Well I'm still not gay. And I mean it.

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 05:40 AM (LEd+m)

26 In other news the "great" UNC-CH, tingle leg's school, gets caught cheating for it's athletics department. The NCAA? Meh http://tinyurl.com/q9bsu57

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 05:41 AM (0FSuD)

27 25 Well I'm still not gay. And I mean it. Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 09:40 AM (LEd+m) Well, there go your chances out here.

Posted by: Hollywood at January 01, 2014 05:42 AM (0FSuD)

28 So that horrible year is over.
Everything will be better this year.

Posted by: Fred Fredly at January 01, 2014 05:46 AM (2hGHS)

29 28 So that horrible year is over. Everything will be better this year. Yeah, and free health care!

Posted by: OFA at January 01, 2014 05:47 AM (0FSuD)

30 Mixed feelings, I want her to die locked up but I also don't want to waste a pile of taxpayer money for her medical costs.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2014 05:47 AM (IV4od)

31 Wise move, taxpayers don't have to pay to put her rotten ass in the ground.

Posted by: Mrs Compton at January 01, 2014 05:48 AM (LxcRK)

32 Speaking of Health Care, NY Slime re writes OFA press release about millions getting health care, leaves out part about millions losing their health care. Slime link: http://tinyurl.com/pk2uuho

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 05:48 AM (0FSuD)

33 On Bill de Blasio ending horse rides in NYC--This has been fortold. For it is written in the Book of Igon: Louis Tully, posessed by the Keymaster: (to a horse) I am Vince, Vince Clortho, keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?  Coachman: Hey, he pulls the wagon, I make the deals. You want a ride?  Louis: (turns to the driver, growls, eyes flash red, turns back to the horse) Wait for the sign, then all prisoners will be released. (runs away screaming) You will perish in flames! Gozer will destroy you and your kind! Coachman: What an asshole. The prophecy has come true. As it is written, so shall it be. 

Posted by: Logicus at January 01, 2014 05:49 AM (Vywhr)

34 OK a nice creepy morning ad for you hung over morons. http://tinyurl.com/mccjt9

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 05:50 AM (0FSuD)

35 >>Mixed feelings, I want her to die locked up but I also don't want to waste a pile of taxpayer money for her medical costs. Well don't worry. I'm sure she has signed up for a gold Obamacare plan and all health care is free now!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2014 05:51 AM (g1DWB)

36 Hope it's painful. BTW Happy New Years

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 05:54 AM (HVff2)

37 Reading the Packer blogs and this is where we're at right now. Aaron Rodgers had to come out of the straight closet this week and actually make a public announcement that he does indeed likes women.
Good fucking grief.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2014 06:00 AM (IV4od)

38 HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR, 2014!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:01 AM (HRp/k)

39 (oops, was that too loud??  sorry!)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:01 AM (HRp/k)

40 I actually kind of remember the same shit with Steve Young. The leftists in the country do everything they can to destroy the institution of marriage then when guys don't get married they question their sexuality. Fuck'n people are nuts.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2014 06:02 AM (IV4od)

41 @37: Seriously???

Of course, he does play for the "packers", sooo..........

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:02 AM (HRp/k)

42 23 if you have to announce that you are not ghey......you are most likely ....ghey (aaron rodgers) Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy 8th day of Christmas at January 01, 2014 09:39 AM (u8GsB) Jay Cutler? Yeah, I thought so.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 06:03 AM (HVff2)

43 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 01, 2014 09:25 AM (Gk3SS) Thanks for the java

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 06:03 AM (HVff2)

44 I'm not going to gloat over anyone's potentially fatal disease, but let's just say that she's fugly as all hell.

She was ugly before she got sick.


Johnny Orr passed away.  I am sad.
http://www.widerightnattylite.com/2014/1/1/5262066/farewell-johnny-orr


I am also hangover-free!  But full of snot from the infection I picked up last week, exacerbated by standing around in the cold with idiots.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 01, 2014 06:04 AM (nMYaa)

45 Um, how come no one is asking me if I'm gay?

Posted by: Tony Romo at January 01, 2014 06:04 AM (EWsrI)

46 Second verse, same as the first.

Posted by: Boone at January 01, 2014 06:04 AM (tIyK2)

47 OK a nice creepy morning ad for you hung over morons.

Give me some coffee so I can run them over with the snow blower in a straight line.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 01, 2014 06:04 AM (DL2i+)

48 I always thought Aaron Rodgers sort of resembled Ellen DeGenerate. Seriously.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:05 AM (g4TxM)

49 AtC - do you take your coffee black?

'cause I gots sugar and cream.

But still no ampersands

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:05 AM (HRp/k)

50 Speaking of Health Care, NY Slime re writes OFA press release about millions getting health care, leaves out part about millions losing their health care. ----------------- It's like reporting new hires, without reporting jobs lost, or workers dropping out, or food stamp enrollments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:06 AM (aDwsi)

51 45 Um, how come no one is asking me if I'm gay? Posted by: Tony Romo at January 01, 2014 10:04 AM (EWsrI) You suck one dick and they never forget.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 01, 2014 06:06 AM (0FSuD)

52 45 Um, how come no one is asking me if I'm gay? Posted by: Tony Romo at January 01, 2014 10:04 AM (EWsrI) Tony Homo?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 06:06 AM (HVff2)

53 Just have some victims family compassionately beat her to death with a couple of aluminum baseball bats

Posted by: TexasJew at January 01, 2014 06:06 AM (U+u4A)

54 45 Um, how come no one is asking me if I'm gay?

Posted by: Tony Romo at January 01, 2014 10:04 AM (EWsrI)

Judging from the celebrity chicks he's supposedly banged, he's doing a good job of overcompensating for it...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:07 AM (HRp/k)

55 Am I correct in noting that Hollywood's special tax status went *poof* with the other business exemptions that expired.

Please tell me yes. I have a raging schadenboner in the closet, ready for unleashing.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 06:07 AM (vHRtU)

56 Tex- Because I want to start the new year off right. Here, take mine: &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& That's it. That's my entire allotment for 2014. Enjoy my friend.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:07 AM (aDwsi)

57 Um, how come no one is asking me if I'm gay? Posted by: Tony Romo at January 01, 2014 10:04 AM (EWsrI) Because most gay people are good at stuff. Good mornin rons and Happy New Year. Bailed from the neighborhood party early and still feel like crap. My goal, not a resolution is to go through 2014 Alcohol free. That's it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:08 AM (XIxXP)

58 What? Wait! I'm confused. (Easily.) We weren't through abusing Andy's thread. And, of course, I had just added a link2selfie minx.cc/?blog=86&post=346138#c21595341 aw, fuggit. Recycling the comment: ____ Hopefulness or cynicism - couldn't decide which New Year's message to go with. So I did both. http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/welcome-to-2014 The (maybe kinda large file) animated GIF version: http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/dd20140101.gif ____ And coffee helped with my groggy morning headcold. What a miracle drug!

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 06:09 AM (Bfbpz)

59 Well, if Johnny Football does decide to turn pro, he sure as well went out with his guns blazin'.

I'll miss watching him play college ball; he was damned entertaining...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:09 AM (HRp/k)

60 I could never understand the LGBT cult and their need for cause celebre, as if having a gay quarterback in the NFL somehow validates them.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2014 06:10 AM (IV4od)

61 Mike Hammer, that's <sniff> just about the nicest New Year's Day gift I've ever <sniff> ever gotten.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:10 AM (HRp/k)

62 @60: A lot like Scientology, eh?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:11 AM (HRp/k)

63 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 10:08 AM (XIxXP) 26 years on 1/12. Good luck it you want to go alcohol free

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 06:12 AM (HVff2)

64 26 years on 1/12. Good luck it you want to go alcohol free Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 10:12 AM (HVff2) Thank you. I'll be 50 this year and I think I've had my share.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:13 AM (XIxXP)

65 Hey Tex- Here, you can have my cheap Chinese knock-off ampersands too. ****************************** (heh, heh he'll never notice they are really asterisks, heh, heh)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:13 AM (g4TxM)

66 Just saw the commercial for The Book of Mormon the musical.You know what " holy" book is chock full of hilarity?The Quran.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:14 AM (zqvg6)

67
After the game, I received a congratulatory blowjob from a football admirer.  Accepting the hummer from a Duke grad was demeaning, but necessary to maintain my public persona.

Posted by: Johnny Manziel at January 01, 2014 06:14 AM (pJF+c)

68 And coffee helped with my groggy morning headcold. What a miracle drug! Posted by: mindful -------------------- Coffee for many people is just a hot beverage. Oh, they go on and on about this bean, or that bean, this grind, that grind, this brewer that brewer, but I don't care. It is Life Support. Just get me something hot, black, caffeinated, with a vague coffee flavor, and I'm good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:14 AM (aDwsi)

69 Watching the Honeymooners marathon,NY station so it is jammed full of people dying from strokes ,emphysema and lung cancer.Thanks Mike Bloomberg!

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:15 AM (zqvg6)

70 Thank you. I'll be 50 this year and I think I've had my share. Posted by: Oldsailors ------------ Crap! I never realized that you are just a kid. Internetz is funny stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:15 AM (aDwsi)

71 Thank you. I'll be 50 this year and I think I've had my share. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 10:13 AM (XIx I've got to lose some weight and you can not do that drinking. "Ones too many and a 1,000's not enough."

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:16 AM (0FSuD)

72 *peeks around corner. sips coffee* *sips coffee* *blinks* *blinks again* Keep it down to a dull roar, eh? *shuffles back to the fapchamber*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 01, 2014 06:16 AM (Qge3r)

73 "Middle-aged Sailors Poet" just doesn't have the same ring.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:17 AM (g4TxM)

74 The media would love,love a star player to come out.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:17 AM (zqvg6)

75 What is it with wimmen where they can monopolize a bathroom for two freaking hours? Nothing else to do but sit here with you morons.

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 06:17 AM (LEd+m)

76 It's been said over and over, the US Navy can go without a lot of things. One of the things it can NOT go without is coffee.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:17 AM (0FSuD)

77 As I got older I didn't quit drinking, I quit getting drunk.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2014 06:18 AM (IV4od)

78 "Middle-aged Sailors Poet" just doesn't have the same ring. Posted by: Seamus ----------------- True..., but the image I had was Spencer Tracy, in 'The Old Man and the Sea'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:18 AM (aDwsi)

79 75 What is it with wimmen where they can monopolize a bathroom for two freaking hours? Another reason to get a BIGGER house.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:18 AM (0FSuD)

80 I think I've had my share.

It's not my share that's the problem it's drinking the next three guys shares also.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 01, 2014 06:19 AM (DL2i+)

81 We have 8 pelicans on our lake. In ETEX. What the hell are they thinking? There's alligators in that lake.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 01, 2014 06:19 AM (OONaw)

82 68 And coffee helped with my groggy morning headcold. What a miracle drug! Posted by: mindful -------------------- Coffee for many people is just a hot beverage. Oh, they go on and on about this bean, or that bean, this grind, that grind, this brewer that brewer, but I don't care. It is Life Support. Just get me something hot, black, caffeinated, with a vague coffee flavor, and I'm good. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 10:14 AM (aDwsi) Black & bitter, just like my life. All kidding aside, can't imagine life without coffee.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 06:20 AM (HVff2)

83 Speaking of coffee, making my second cup. I bought some heavy cream to make an oyster stew, man that cream is good in coffee.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:20 AM (0FSuD)

84 The Navy's latest carrier has female friendly heads,no urinals.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:21 AM (zqvg6)

85 What a wonderful bird is the pelican His beak holds more food than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough food for a week Though I just don't see how in the hell he can

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:21 AM (g4TxM)

86 There's alligators in that lake.

Winner, winner chicken dinner.

Posted by: Guy Fierigator[/i][/b][/s] at January 01, 2014 06:22 AM (DL2i+)

87 Middle-aged Sailors Poet" just doesn't have the same ring. Posted by: Seamus ----------------- True..., but the image I had was Spencer Tracy, in 'The Old Man and the Sea'. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 10:18 AM (aDwsi) Thanks, I think. I aint been to kind to the old machine so I feel old.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:22 AM (XIxXP)

88 Sounds like Seamus woke up in CO.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:22 AM (0FSuD)

89 Coffee woke up the Europeans and produced the modern world.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 06:23 AM (EWsrI)

90 84 "Barkeep! Crappers for everybody!"

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at January 01, 2014 06:23 AM (MhA4j)

91 You have to have a Mac for ampersands. But I have not formatting options on Mac.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 06:23 AM (z4WKX)

92 Pelicans and Gators....I am sensing an RPG in there...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 06:24 AM (TE35l)

93
Best part of New Year's Day?  Watching the gals do the Walk of Shame.

Can assume the Blond in a leather skirt and pumps didn't dress-like that to go out and get a McMuffin and the paper.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2014 06:24 AM (kdS6q)

94 Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 10:14 AM (zqvg6) I can hardly wait for the Book of Mo to appear on broadway!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2014 06:24 AM (o3MSL)

95 What is it with wimmen where they can monopolize a bathroom for two freaking hours? ------------- What astounds me is the quantity of toilet paper they consume. A friend of mine with two daughters, and a pregnant wife, swore that if the third child was a female, he was going to mount one of those hot-air hand dryers on the commode. He is buying case lots of TP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:24 AM (aDwsi)

96 91 You have to have a Mac for ampersands. But I have not formatting options on Mac. Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 10:23 AM (z4WKX) Same here. Life is a trade-off, I guess.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 06:25 AM (EWsrI)

97 OK, two Bojangles steak biscuits for $3. That should cure any hang over.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:25 AM (0FSuD)

98 Just so I feel like I have something to add: CFast and Furious gun turns up after Mexican resort shooting." On Cnn. What's wrong with them?

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 06:25 AM (LEd+m)

99 Hammer is right about coffee on all counts. If I was one to dwell on best tasting, it would be the 8 O'clock coffee my mom used to grind at the A&P. I can live without Starbucks, the last cup I had at an airport. The most welcome was horrible c ration instant brought to piss warm temperature with a heat tab when your bud says "it's time for you to watch the wire".

Posted by: Bill at January 01, 2014 06:25 AM (uvyrw)

100 93 Hah!They have no shame anymore.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:25 AM (zqvg6)

101 But I have not formatting options on Mac. Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 10:23 AM (z4WKX) I know right? I can't have Italicized comments or nuthin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:25 AM (XIxXP)

102 Happy New Year everyone!

So Texas A and M pulled it out after all, eh?  I fell asleep and missed it.  Still snowed in here, so no birthday party for my mom today.  The way it looks outside, she might have to wait till April to get her present.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 06:25 AM (P6QsQ)

103 74 Steevy, Nobody remembers me.... //Kordell Stewart

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 06:25 AM (TE35l)

104 What's the difference between a "New Year's Morning Open Thread" and a "New Year's Day Open Thread"? Besides this one being newer, I mean.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 06:26 AM (sdi6R)

105 Sounds like Seamus woke up in CO. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 10:22 AM (0FSuD) ***** Which is a good thing, since that's where I went to sleep. Would have been perturbed to wake up in South Carolina.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:26 AM (g4TxM)

106 95 What is it with wimmen where they can monopolize a bathroom for two freaking hours? ------------- What astounds me is the quantity of toilet paper they consume. A friend of mine with two daughters, and a pregnant wife, swore that if the third child was a female, he was going to mount one of those hot-air hand dryers on the commode. He is buying case lots of TP. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 10:24 AM (aDwsi) Husband & father of 3 daughters. I had stock in Kimberly fucking Clark

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 06:26 AM (HVff2)

107 91 For a PC you just have to block the scripts on this page and then any font you type is displayed &&& üüü

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at January 01, 2014 06:26 AM (MhA4j)

108 He is buying case lots of TP. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 10:24 AM (aDwsi) Damn if that is not true. My girl moved out for six months and I never bought TP, She came back, now? Every trip to Costco requires a case.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:27 AM (0FSuD)

109 Coffee is my lifeblood, too. I've been drinking it ever since I was a small child (though back then it was about 50-50 coffee and milk...)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:27 AM (HRp/k)

110 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 10:25 AM (XIxXP) Only with the Platinum AOS membership! &&&&&&&&

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2014 06:27 AM (o3MSL)

111 Can assume the Blond in a leather skirt and pumps didn't dress-like that to go out and get a McMuffin and the paper. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2014 10:24 AM (kdS6q) \The really sad part about that is they aren't leaving my house.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:27 AM (XIxXP)

112 Hammer is right about the TP too. After 18 years married I still don't get it.

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 06:27 AM (LEd+m)

113 Husband & father of 3 daughters. I had stock in Kimberly fucking Clark


WELCOME TO THE CLUB, BABY!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 01, 2014 06:28 AM (HRp/k)

114 112 Hammer is right about the TP too. After 18 years married I still don't get it. We need to axe the ONT ettes. Do they eat it?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:28 AM (0FSuD)

115 I do a hot cup of black coffee when I get home from work in the morning, and 2 iced black from the same brewed pot before I go to work at night. Gotten to enjoy the iced coffee as much as the hot with just a couple of drops of stevia. Coffee and water and some green tea on occasion. Gave up booze 6 years ago after 35 years of Hard Drinking and don't miss it a bit. I think in your 50's you put a higher premium on your "sharp" I've gone from 265 to 205 with that and eliminating other added sugars. Good luck OSP

Posted by: ontherocks at January 01, 2014 06:28 AM (5tSu+)

116 An Islamic Musical? West Bank Story The Sound of Gunfire My Fair Bomber The Imam of the Opera

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 06:28 AM (EWsrI)

117 105 Seamus Muldoon, Falling asleep in Cincy drunk and waking up on a bus in cleveland was a compelling indicator it was time to start cutting back to a 1/2 gallon of wine at a time.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 06:29 AM (TE35l)

118 I think the women use the TP for makeup stuff or something.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:29 AM (zqvg6)

119 Yay bathroom is open. See ya later!

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 06:30 AM (LEd+m)

120 Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 10:28 AM 1st coffee spew of 2014

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 06:30 AM (HVff2)

121 Hammer is right about the TP too. After 18 years married I still don't get it. Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 10:27 AM (LEd+m) They went to those little wet pop up things in my house. I must have the cleanest ass wife and daughters on the planet.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:30 AM (XIxXP)

122 110 Hrothgar, ¥£¢€°^Π√•¶©®™@#$%&

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 06:30 AM (TE35l)

123 The media would love,love a star player to come out.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 10:17 AM (zqvg6)



After all the hoopla over that untalented clumsy pile of shit Jason Collins, the homos were probably wishing he stayed in the closet.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 01, 2014 06:30 AM (gkPS1)

124 Yeah, I am amazed how much I enjoy drinking and then how much I really don't miss it when I quit. I do find time goes mighty slowly sober. That is all.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:31 AM (0FSuD)

125 Most of my childhood we had one bathroom,and I have a sister who is 4 years older.Needless to say,bathroom time was hard to come by.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:31 AM (zqvg6)

126 I've got to lose some weight and you can not do that drinking. "Ones too many and a 1,000's not enough." Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 10:16 AM (0FSuD) "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 01, 2014 06:32 AM (uzmcT)

127 More folds. More creases. Women get periods and need to wipe for that too. Plus, from what tracks I've seen in boys and men's underwear in the laundry, they could use more TP

Posted by: Thunderb at January 01, 2014 06:32 AM (u/7CQ)

128 Most of my childhood we had one bathroom,and I have a sister who is 4 years older.Needless to say,bathroom time was hard to come by. Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 10:31 AM (zqvg6) Fotunatly you could go pee off the porch. Least that's what I had to do.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:32 AM (XIxXP)

129 123 Google featured him in their year in review ad.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:32 AM (zqvg6)

130 91 You have to have a Mac for ampersands. But I have not formatting options on Mac. Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 10:23 AM (z4WKX) Sure you do, & I just did it.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 06:33 AM (sdi6R)

131 I think the women use the TP for makeup stuff or something. Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 10:29 AM (zqvg6) ***** Au contraire. When I married Missus Muldoon I inherited her four daughters. Early on, I watched the youngest use fully a third of a roll to wipe after peeing, "Unroll...roll...roll...roll, dab, flush". I resigned myself to my fate on the spot.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:33 AM (g4TxM)

132 Windows Vista: &&&&&&&&&&&&&& The keepers of the secret have sworn a blood oath not to reveal the secret. The oath involved some other things too, best not discussed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:34 AM (aDwsi)

133 Sure you do, & I just did it. Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 10:33 AM (sdi6R) So, what's the command?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:34 AM (XIxXP)

134 Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 10:30 AM (TE35l) Ah, so you've got the Charter Platinum membership!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2014 06:34 AM (o3MSL)

135 131 Yeah,forgot they wipe after peeing.I guess they can't do the shake off.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:35 AM (zqvg6)

136 And... Missus Muldoon just 'splained to me that she was taught as a girl to use toilet paper like a man uses bore patches when cleaning a gun, "keep runnin' them through until they come out clean". There may be something to that.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:35 AM (g4TxM)

137 When I was growing up we had two bathrooms. Man room on the first floor, chick room upstairs. Sometimes a boy had to use the one upstairs. My sisters would literally growl at me. "Hurry it up and don't touch anything!"

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 06:35 AM (EWsrI)

138 &&&&&&&

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:35 AM (zqvg6)

139 131 Seamus Muldoon, Lad tells Ms10077 "mom you just chopped down a tree".. God love the lad he doesn't get the gag... One day he'll be buying the trees

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 06:35 AM (TE35l)

140 My goal, not a resolution is to go through 2014 Alcohol free. That's it. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Hey, Poet! I don't condemn people indulging (especially at AoSHQ! ), but if it's time to quit, quit, and God strengthen the will & the wisdom. Confession! I had a glass, almost two, of wine at my son's wedding rehearsal dinner. First & only indulgence in more than two years. (And felt it. Booze is a hard drug!) But generally, I learned, the hard way, don't drink while I'm 'on call,'* which is pretty much always how I seem to be these years, almost like when the kids were little. Just think of it as a drying out period. Drink 'tomorrow.' *We may all find ourselves on full constant alert all to soon....

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 06:35 AM (13IVx)

141 Plus, from what tracks I've seen in boys and men's underwear in the laundry, they could use more TP Posted by: Thunderb -------------------------- *avoids snarky comment about Harry Reid*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:35 AM (aDwsi)

142 Best part of New Year's Day? Watching the gals do the Walk of Shame.###

It may not be as obvious but some of those guys walking by are filled with shame too. OK not shame but something similar.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 01, 2014 06:36 AM (TI3xG)

143 Are they really going to have a homosexual wedding on a Rose Parade float today? 

Why?  Why shove this in the faces of kids watching a traditional holiday parade? 

It's just meanness.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 06:36 AM (P6QsQ)

144 134 Hrothgar, The unobtanium card just got here last night... Next phase is the Earth opening up and swallowing me whole... ™

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 06:37 AM (TE35l)

145 OK horde, when does the stupid Rose Bowl parade start? I am slipping out to the PO and maybe my car will pull into the Bojangles on the way back. Gravy biscuit for anyone?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:37 AM (0FSuD)

146 143 It's the new normal.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:37 AM (zqvg6)

147 115. About that stevia -- are the drops sweeter than the packages -- every time I've tried it -- not sweet enough. Happy New Year to all.

Posted by: gracepmc at January 01, 2014 06:37 AM (rznx3)

148 133 Sure you do, & I just did it. Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 10:33 AM (sdi6R) So, what's the command? Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 10:34 AM (XIxXP) [ square ] [ / brackets ] (without the spaces)

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 06:38 AM (sdi6R)

149 Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 10:36 AM (P6QsQ) The lib position is that if it hastens the demise of western civilization, it is best to flaunt it early and often!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2014 06:38 AM (o3MSL)

150 143 grammie winger, Nothing will change until we start punishing them w/denying our viewership

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 06:38 AM (TE35l)

151 It may not be as obvious but some of those guys walking by are filled with shame too. OK not shame but something similar. Posted by: The Hickster at January 01, 2014 10:36 AM (TI3xG) Yep, Shame= OMG did I tear that shit up, Iam a man M.A.N. Or= Oh good Christ she didn't look like that last night.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:39 AM (XIxXP)

152 Nothing will change until we start punishing them w/denying our viewership

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 10:38 AM (TE35l)


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I intend to do just that.  I've watched that parade ever  since I can remember. Not today.


I take this "wedding" to be a giant FU to America.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 06:39 AM (P6QsQ)

153 grammie - Because they have black hearts. That sounds like hyperbole, but it isn't. Self-indulgent, on-display hedonism is the hallmark of those people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:40 AM (aDwsi)

154 Next years Rose Bowl Float? Phil calls in ducks and shots them over the parade stands. Sends dog to retrieve. Chaos!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:40 AM (0FSuD)

155 >>About that stevia -- are the drops sweeter than the packages -- every time I've tried it -- not sweet enough. Drops are far more potent than the powder, which is cheaper but sucks. Stevia has zero calories and no influence on glycemic index.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 01, 2014 06:40 AM (5tSu+)

156 I intend to do just that. I've watched that parade ever since I can remember. Not today. I take this "wedding" to be a giant FU to America. Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 10:39 AM (P6QsQ) Are you serious, Are they really gonna do that? They are just begging for domestic terrorism.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:41 AM (XIxXP)

157 "The Navy's latest carrier has female friendly heads,no urinals." Posted by: steevy What's "female friendly" about man-pee on the seats? :/

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 06:41 AM (13IVx)

158 Sherlock season 3 kicks off tonight, 9pm Greenwich Time. So we should have something before 6pm Eastern Time. If you don't want to wait 18 days for PBS to catch up, and you don't know where to look, shoot me an email. That said, I do not endorse or condone copyright violation via t*rr*nts or us*n*t. I'm just a sharey kind of gal.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 01, 2014 06:42 AM (a5ljo)

159 So we're down to discussing skid marks for the New Year.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 01, 2014 06:42 AM (4Mv1T)

160 I suppose next year they'll force us all to watch the honeymoon.  On TV.  For the children.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 06:43 AM (P6QsQ)

161 152 grammie winger, I quit during the Bush era when the bastards couldn't contain themselves....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 06:43 AM (TE35l)

162 So we're down to discussing skid marks for the New Year. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 01, 2014 10:42 AM (4Mv1T) ***** Winning the culture war, baby!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:43 AM (g4TxM)

163 What's "female friendly" about man-pee on the seats? :/ Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 10:41 AM (13IVx) Maybe that's where all the TP is going, Ass Gaskets.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:43 AM (XIxXP)

164 So we're down to discussing skid marks for the New Year. Posted by: Tobacco ------------------------- * contemplates the blackeyed peas and turnip greens scheduled for New Year's day meal *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:45 AM (aDwsi)

165 Ha. Showered and dressed in ten minutes. Beat that Laid-dees.

Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 06:45 AM (LEd+m)

166 Nothing will change until we start punishing them w/denying our viewership

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 10:38 AM (TE35l)



If it's on ESPN or any cable channel, consider me not watching.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 01, 2014 06:45 AM (gkPS1)

167 Are you serious, Are they really gonna do that?

They are just begging for domestic terrorism.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 10:41 AM (XIxXP)


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Oh yes.  It's real.   Via ABC News:




"Aubrey Loots and Danny Leclair joke that they're getting married New Year's Day in front of 80 million of their closest friends, and the men say they aren't that concerned that a few thousand others may boycott the first gay marriage at the 125-year-old Rose Parade.

The pair, together for 12 years, plan to tie the knot atop a giant wedding cake on the AIDS Healthcare Foundation float when it stops at the Rose Parade's reviewing stand on Wednesday. Hundreds of thousands of people line the 5 1/2-mile parade route through Pasadena and an estimated 80 million more are expected to watch on TV from around the world."

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 06:45 AM (P6QsQ)

168 Winning the culture war, baby! Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
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You never fail to deliver, Doctor!


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 01, 2014 06:45 AM (4Mv1T)

169 * contemplates the blackeyed peas and turnip greens scheduled for New Year's day meal * Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 10:45 AM (aDwsi) OH Man, throw in some cracklin Corn Bread and I am ditching the Prime Rib.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:46 AM (XIxXP)

170

*walks in singing Mozart's "Magnificat" at the top of his lungs,*

 

Walks out sipping mimosa and chuckling.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 01, 2014 06:46 AM (XO6WW)

171 155. Thx -- will try it. Trying to eliminate sugars as much as possible. Congrats on the 6.

Posted by: gracepmc at January 01, 2014 06:46 AM (rznx3)

172 162 So we're down to discussing skid marks for the New Year. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 01, 2014 10:42 AM (4Mv1T) I watched some stupid A&E show about drilling for oil in your back yard, and they had two old red necks that were funny as hell. One mentioned that he just turned his underwear inside out, and could go a full two weeks. He must have been in the German army.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:46 AM (0FSuD)

173 Just read the Slate article linked on HotAir about Men not having friends. Figures it was written by some feminazi who thinks men need to open up and be more like wimmens. Same shit different day

Posted by: billypaintbrush at January 01, 2014 06:47 AM (9/iF+)

174 &&&&&

Posted by: Ampersand at January 01, 2014 06:47 AM (sZBpq)

175 I'm confused. So they are celebrating the fact that AIDS and homosexual behavior are related?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:47 AM (aDwsi)

176 € & € & € Yo

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2014 06:48 AM (Ua6T/)

177 175 I'm confused. So they are celebrating the fact that AIDS and homosexual behavior are related? I thought the same thing. Sure doesn't sound like this was very well thought out, but free TV is free TV.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:48 AM (0FSuD)

178 60 I could never understand the LGBT cult and their need for cause celebre, as if having a gay quarterback in the NFL somehow validates them.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2014 10:10 AM

They live for drama, and it opens donor checkbooks to their organizations. Their worst nightmare isn't the Christian Right, it's the apathetic who are so bored with their drama that they don't even oppose them. Apathetic people don't get them their boogeymen that they need to say "look at me, I'm oppressed!!"

Ever wonder why LGBT orgs have little to say about muzzies attacking them on the streets of Europe, or executing them in the Middle East? No one really pays attention to that, doesn't open those checkbooks, doesn't give them a power trip, and doesn't get laws changed. Not much they can really do about it either, so why bother

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 06:48 AM (aTXUx)

179 I didn't turn on the network coverage last night (tho' my husband turned on Fox News to watch the ball drop) and I'm not turning on the parade today. I don't think my head or my kids' head would explode from seeing the wedding and yet I still feel the need to resist. Anyway, it's almost parade season here, so I won't miss it.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2014 06:48 AM (SUKHu)

180 Starsky & Hutch Simon & Garfunkel The Captain & Tenille Smokey & The Bandit &&&&&&&& Just because I can.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:49 AM (g4TxM)

181 Hammer, not having collards?

Are turnip greens a suitable substitute that meet the necessary criteria for good luck and a large harvest in the New Year?


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 01, 2014 06:49 AM (4Mv1T)

182 "The Pasadena Tournament of Roses, which puts on the parade, said in a statement that it is proud to have the AIDS Healthcare Foundation's float, adding it clearly represents this year's parade theme, "Dreams Come True."


The AIDS Healthcare Foundation chose Loots and Leclair, who own a small chain of hair salons, from among several couples who interviewed for the opportunity."

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 06:49 AM (P6QsQ)

183 ¥o, back at ya!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2014 06:49 AM (o3MSL)

184 In what sense was Kurt Cobain a genius on the scale suggested by the graph last thread? Or on any scale? Serious question.

Posted by: puzzled...no, baffled. at January 01, 2014 06:49 AM (s8V4u)

185 Sock off! Hello all. Happy new year. Off to see my cousins and their little boy this am, and then schlepping out to Long Island to see my folks, siblings and nephew this afternoon. Hope you all enjoy the day.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at January 01, 2014 06:49 AM (sZBpq)

186
Bar Refaeli is the latest beautiful A-lister to indulge in the Vampire Facelift – a $1500 pampering that uses your own blood as a facial to rejuvenate your complexion.

http://tinyurl.com/kca7zls




This really is the tragically perverse future civilization I read about as a kid.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2014 06:50 AM (kdS6q)

187 On this day in history: 1902 – The first American college football bowl game, the Rose Bowl between Michigan and Stanford, is held in Pasadena, California. 1954 – NBC makes the first coast-to-coast NTSC color broadcast when it telecast the Tournament of Roses Parade, with public demonstrations given across the United States on prototype color receivers. 2014 – The Tournament of Roses Parade becomes fabulous.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 06:50 AM (sdi6R)

188 Did anyone catch the f-bomb dropped after midnight on the Fox News coverage of Times Square? They interviewed a lass who was a bit intoxicated, and live tv can be a bit unruly...

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at January 01, 2014 06:51 AM (sZBpq)

189 186 Hey,at least they don't use the blood of virgins....yet.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:51 AM (zqvg6)

190 The Rose Parade wedding is trolling by gay activists. They're hoping for protest signs they can tweet in outrage. If people on the parade route are yacking on their cell phones, not paying attention, or heading to the can, it's all one big disappointment

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 06:51 AM (aTXUx)

191 >>Maybe that's where all the TP is going, Sure as heck is where the Clorox wipes are going.

Posted by: Mama AJ, muttering "why is this so difficult??" at January 01, 2014 06:51 AM (SUKHu)

192 Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 10:50 AM (sdi6R) Well played sir!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2014 06:51 AM (o3MSL)

193 Adam & Eve Steve Amos & Andy Abbot & Costello Romeo & Juliet Anthony & Cleopatra Laurel & Hardy Tom & Jerry

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 06:52 AM (aDwsi)

194 Correction -- it was about five minutes before midnight.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at January 01, 2014 06:52 AM (sZBpq)

195 The German army? NATO required Germany troops to change their underwear every THREE days. Some were wearing them for two weeks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 06:53 AM (0FSuD)

196 "This really is the tragically perverse future civilization I read about as a kid."

This tops that. Pepsi (and who knows who else) has long used a "flavor enhancer" ultimately derived from aborted fetal tissue. No lie, they admitted it.

Posted by: The more you know, the more tempting suicide appears at January 01, 2014 06:53 AM (s8V4u)

197 What would be funny as hell. Is if during the parade gay wedding all you heard from the crowd was duck calls.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 01, 2014 06:53 AM (TI3xG)

198 I hereby predict that 2014 will be The Year of The Moron!

Posted by: Hoss at January 01, 2014 06:53 AM (juSHZ)

199 Did anyone catch the f-bomb dropped after midnight on the Fox News coverage of Times Square? They interviewed a lass who was a bit intoxicated, and live tv can be a bit unruly... Posted by: Throat Wobbler
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It will be accepted on primetime network TV in under five years. Tops.

That is, IF there is still network TV. If it were up to my viewership they would have been gone easily 5 years ago.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 01, 2014 06:53 AM (4Mv1T)

200 Doctors are really conservative when they estimate time to live meaning patients often live much longer than predicted. If she was given 18 months to live, why are they releasing her now? A year and a half is a long time. This is ridiculous.

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at January 01, 2014 06:54 AM (Qev5V)

201 If people on the parade route are yacking on their cell phones, not paying attention, or heading to the can, it's all one big disappointment Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 10:51 AM (aTXUx Or people watch something else or nothing at all. Advertisers run television. No watchy no Ticky.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 06:55 AM (XIxXP)

202 196 I think they used taste buds or something from the aborted tissue for the testing.Still pretty disgusting.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 06:55 AM (zqvg6)

203 I propose that we send "The Granddaddy of Them All" to the IPAB.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 06:55 AM (g4TxM)

204 * contemplates the blackeyed peas and turnip greens scheduled for New Year's day meal *

*stocks up on donuts at the breakfast buffet*

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 01, 2014 06:55 AM (nMYaa)

205 Are turnip greens a suitable substitute that meet the necessary criteria for good luck and a large harvest in the New Year? All greens are acceptable, even spinach. That's my ruling.

Posted by: toby928© the creator of Blurt© and Gotcha!© at January 01, 2014 06:55 AM (QupBk)

206 But they must be boiled greens. Salads are right out.

Posted by: toby928© the creator of Blurt© and Gotcha!© at January 01, 2014 06:56 AM (QupBk)

207 Sherlock is back. It premieres this evening in UK but will be posted all over the internet as soon as it airs which is in about 8 hours. I hope they don't waste a lot of time with the old poor Sherlock, he's dead, we loved him so!!!11!! Just get to the freaking story.

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at January 01, 2014 06:57 AM (Qev5V)

208 New Year's Day Open Thread Compliance pic

http://tinyurl.com/khsvxg4

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 06:57 AM (aTXUx)

209 Wow, so sorry I didn't turn on NBC last night. From Twitchy: >>(at)nbc my kids are staying up to watch the ball drop & your hosts are talking about vaginas! I wish this could be a show the fam could enjoy!! >>Thanks @CarsonDaly and @nbc for the family-friendly "girl-on-girl" (<--actual words uttered) during the ball drop. #sarcasm Twitchy link in name.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2014 06:58 AM (SUKHu)

210 All greens are acceptable, even spinach.

*picks donut with green sprinkles*

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 01, 2014 06:59 AM (nMYaa)

211 Where did the rest of that go? >>Thanks @CarsonDaly and @nbc for the family-friendly "girl-on-girl" ( < --actual words uttered) during the ball drop. #sarcasm

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2014 07:00 AM (SUKHu)

212 195 The German army? NATO required Germany troops to change their underwear every THREE days. Some were wearing them for two weeks. I'm sure my personal record was nine days. Body odor doesn't waft much in sub-zero, though.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2014 07:00 AM (Ua6T/)

213 >>*picks donut with green sprinkles* Heh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2014 07:01 AM (SUKHu)

214 Ass Gaskets -OSP Hah! New 2 me. Funny. TP use men v women - getting AOAHQ off on the right foot for '14. My God! It's 2014! re OSP's youth, Mrs Webworker suggests, he's the old sailor's poet. not the old sailor...

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 07:01 AM (8KGvR)

215 TR - Turnip greens we have, turnip greens it shall be. I agree that collards are the tradition. A little bacon grease (with pan scrapings), and it all comes out good. I like a dash of vinegar also..., though I am loathe to admit that to anyone who lives east of Hickory.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:01 AM (aDwsi)

216 This whole in your face gay movement, especially gay marriage is jus Gramsci's Cultural Hegemony updated. The MFM, Hollyweird, and Public Ed are the main purveyors of this marxist tool, and it has been very effective. The Frankfurt School also was on board with this cancer.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 01, 2014 07:02 AM (5tSu+)

217 "I'm sure my personal record was nine days. Body odor doesn't waft much in sub-zero, though."

Inside/outside flip ratio?

Posted by: reluctantly curious at January 01, 2014 07:02 AM (s8V4u)

218 Who the fuck is this Natasha Leggero chick.? ANYONE ever hear of her? She made an insult last night about Pearl Harbor vets having to 'gum their spaghettio's' or some such. NBC. Of Course.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 07:02 AM (vHRtU)

219 197 What would be funny as hell. Is if during the parade gay wedding all you heard from the crowd was duck calls.
Posted by: The Hickster at January 01, 2014 10:53 AM

No, the gay activists live for that kind of reaction. That gets their spokesholes on tv for their "statement", gets them on the news cycles, gets those donor checks coming in

The one thing they can't do is force anyone to give a rat's ass, just like Jesse Jackson has to keep looking for racism under every rock to keep him in those Armani suits


Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 07:03 AM (aTXUx)

220 218 Really?What a cunt.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 07:03 AM (zqvg6)

221 I like a dash of vinegar also..., though I am loathe to admit that to anyone who lives east of Hickory. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 11:01 AM (aDwsi) Don't foget a little sugar. Everything is better with pork fat and sugar.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:03 AM (XIxXP)

222 Palestinian work accident in Prague today. (Ambassador got partially splodied)

Posted by: SamIam at January 01, 2014 07:04 AM (FKt6g)

223 Palestinian work accident in Prague today. (Ambassador got partially splodied) Posted by: SamIam at January 01, 2014 11:04 AM (FKt6g) Hmm, more?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:04 AM (XIxXP)

224 >222 Linky?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 07:05 AM (vHRtU)

225 Wow, so sorry I didn't turn on NBC last night. From Twitchy:###

Odd thing is their real target audience is low key family events so edgy crap is suicide. So it fits with the rest of their programs I guess.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 01, 2014 07:05 AM (TI3xG)

226 That gets their spokesholes on tv for their "statement"

Spokesholes.  Love it.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 01, 2014 07:06 AM (nMYaa)

227 All greens are acceptable, even spinach. That's my ruling. Posted by: toby928 ---------------- Okay, I hate to begin the New Year with infighting, but substituting spinach for collard or turnip greens is just , well..., no. A violation of all that is sacred to the South, which, btw, is all that is important.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:06 AM (aDwsi)

228
Meanwhile, at the parade that's supposed to be about effing flowers:

PETA supporters will be protesting a float sponsored by SeaWorld, which features a boy diving into a sea of ocean life, including a family of killer whales. Rose McCoy, a 12-year-old who recently jumped a barricade at the MacyÂ’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City to protest the same float, is also expected to be at todayÂ’s Rose Parade.

PETA says SeaWorld covers up animal abuse and captivity, and instead portrays a deceptively happy image.

Another protest is expected not against a particular float, but rather, against the paradeÂ’s theme. Grassroots activist and members of the Awake Coalition 2014 have organized an Occupy the Rose Parade protest. The group says 150 people are expected to march in protest of the paradeÂ’s theme, "Dreams Come True."

In a press release issued by the group, the protesters say the paradeÂ’s theme "is not the case for the millions of Americans who are facing foreclosures or whose jobs will be outsourced if the (Trans-Pacific Partnership) trade agreement is passed or whose water will be contaminated when fracking invades California."

KNBC

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2014 07:06 AM (kdS6q)

229 The pair, together for 12 years, plan to tie the knot atop a giant wedding cake on the AIDS Healthcare Foundation float... Posted by: grammie winger The blaribg irony, of course, is, if homosexuals had no sex until quote married unquote and were faithful for life to their spouses, just like heterosexuals ought, there would be no AIDS. Nor other STDs, basically.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 07:06 AM (Bfbpz)

230 220 218 Really?What a cunt. Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 11:03 AM (zqvg6) Yep, the C word works. These idiots need to be without food and shelter for a month. Scrape the ground for schnivals. They don't appreciate anything, much less the vets.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:07 AM (XIxXP)

231 Spinach is the only fresh green I can get here in Assholia...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 07:07 AM (vHRtU)

232 Just heard on Fox that the pali 'ambassador' in Prague was supposedly messing around in his safe and set off a "security device". That's the story. He's alive still I think but messed up.

Posted by: SamIam at January 01, 2014 07:08 AM (FKt6g)

233 Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 01, 2014 10:42 AM (4Mv1T) Hey TR is that your burger on the side panel?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 07:08 AM (HVff2)

234 Ahh, had to get out the hooker money and blew it, so to speak.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 07:08 AM (vHRtU)

235 Just heard on Fox that the pali 'ambassador' in Prague was supposedly messing around in his safe and set off a "security device". That's the story. He's alive still I think but messed up. Posted by: SamIam at January 01, 2014 11:08 AM (FKt6g) Isn't that the same stuff the Ayres crew pulled.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:09 AM (XIxXP)

236 222. An "own goal" is still a goal. For the other side.

Posted by: John Roberts at January 01, 2014 07:12 AM (cHwSy)

237 Meanwhile, back in Brasstown, NC, the midnight possum drop went without a hitch. Possum seemed to pay no attention to any of it, enjoyed a couple of good meals without having to forage, spent a safe/secure/warm night, and was released. Hardest hit, PETA. They were much more disturbed than the sated possum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:12 AM (aDwsi)

238 "This tops that. Pepsi (and who knows who else) has long used a "flavor enhancer" ultimately derived from aborted fetal tissue. No lie, they admitted it." Posted by: The more you know At the grocer yesterday, I contemplated buying some Mexican Pepsi for my son... Can we get a fact check on thisk Because... urk!

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 07:13 AM (MBZW0)

239
   This year is starting with the building of a graphite fly rod for older granddaughter.

  Haven't done one in a couple years.  Just a 7' for #5 line, we found a pair of small creeks that are perfect for that type rod.

   We'll see if I'm as good at it yet as I think I am.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 01, 2014 07:14 AM (SAMxH)

240 Happy New Year people in a box! Question for you informative people....an in-law has finally realized they have a drug problem and wants to get help. Her daughter is looking for a Christian based rehab center....preferably one in Missouri. Anyone have any ideas or suggestions?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:15 AM (bCEmE)

241 The pair, together for 12 years, ***** Get a crowbar.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 07:15 AM (g4TxM)

242 There is no such thing as an Palestinian Ambassador. The only thing they produce is terrorists, they don't need "Ambassadors" in every country for that.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2014 07:16 AM (IV4od)

243 239 This year is starting with the building of a graphite fly rod for older granddaughter. Haven't done one in a couple years. Just a 7' for #5 line, we found a pair of small creeks that are perfect for that type rod. We'll see if I'm as good at it yet as I think I am. Posted by: irongrampa at January 01, 2014 11:14 AM (SAMxH) Good luck with that. I always wanted to build a rod. I do make my own lures however.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 07:17 AM (HVff2)

244 Now saying the pali ambassador in Prague died during the work accident.

Posted by: SamIam at January 01, 2014 07:18 AM (FKt6g)

245 I do make my own lures however. I lack the patience to fish. I'm more of a dynamite guy.

Posted by: toby928© the creator of Blurt© and Gotcha!© at January 01, 2014 07:19 AM (QupBk)

246 an in-law has finally realized they have a drug problem and wants to get help. Her daughter is looking for a Christian based rehab center....preferably one in Missouri. Anyone have any ideas or suggestions?

Posted by: Tami at January 01, 2014 11:15 AM (bCEmE)


============




Teen Challenge.  Let me look and see what they have in your area.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 07:19 AM (P6QsQ)

247 This year is starting with the building of a graphite fly rod for older granddaughter. ----------------- Real men split their own bamboo. /sarc As a matter of curiosity, is there a made-for-that-purpose thread for tying the eyes on?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:19 AM (aDwsi)

248 244 Now saying the pali ambassador in Prague died during the work accident. Posted by: SamIam at January 01, 2014 11:18 AM (FKt6g) How many of them there 72 virgins be waiting for him? Maybe that scrunt lawyer will join him.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 07:20 AM (HVff2)

249 I wonder who they were planning on blowing up in Prague.

Posted by: toby928© the creator of Blurt© and Gotcha!© at January 01, 2014 07:20 AM (QupBk)

250 Here's a simple solution to gays get married at the Rose Bowl....don't watch.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 01, 2014 07:20 AM (0LHZx)

251 Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 01, 2014 10:42 AM (a5ljo) I didn't see your post. Anyway, Dr. Watson's real life wife has been added to the series.

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at January 01, 2014 07:20 AM (Qev5V)

252 Tami -

go here:



http://teenchallengeusa.com/locations/

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 07:20 AM (P6QsQ)

253 Greens?

Mustard greens are the best, with turnips as a close runner-up. The main thing collards have going for them is that they are perennials. You can keep a little patch of collards in the back year round and always have fresh greens (in the south anyway). Kale is good but it doesn't usually get cold enough in FL for them to get savory. Spinach is best served raw in a salad.

And Dixie Crystal Pepper sauce is the proper topping for all greens. Tabasco will do in a pinch.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 01, 2014 07:20 AM (P/gm7)

254 Anyone have any ideas or suggestions? Posted by: Tami at January 01, 2014 11:15 AM (bCEmE) Yep, go to the local church of choice and ask. You will find groups and events just for people with problems. Congratulations to them, praise the holy hell out of them at every turn. Throw them more love, (never money) than they have ever recieved. The biggest and most difficult thing for them will be tossing all the old friends. If they fail to do that. They are doomed.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:21 AM (XIxXP)

255 No virgins. He stiffed the hookers he was getting the money out of the safe for by blowing himself. Allah forbids not paying hookers.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 07:21 AM (vHRtU)

256 Speaking of coffee, making my second cup. I bought some heavy cream to make an oyster stew, man that cream is good in coffee.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 10:20 AM (0FSuD)


You should try Egg Nog in your coffee!  Heaven.

Posted by: Lurk u longtime at January 01, 2014 07:21 AM (mdg8n)

257
Wise Latina?

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court has thrown a hitch into President Barack Obama’s new health care law by blocking a requirement that some religion-affiliated organizations provide health insurance that includes birth control.

Justice Sonia Sotomayor decided late Tuesday night to block implementation of the contraceptive coverage requirement, only hours before portions of the law would have gone into effect on New YearÂ’s Day.

Sotomayor acted on a request from an organization of Catholic nuns in Denver, the Little Sisters of the Poor Home for the Aged.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 01, 2014 07:22 AM (tOkJB)

258 > Dixie Crystal Pepper sauce

Tell me of this mysterious substance...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 07:22 AM (vHRtU)

259 They have residential programs for all ages:

http://teenchallengeusa.com/program/

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 07:22 AM (P6QsQ)

260 Happy New Year! Posted by: Ed Anger at January 01, 2014 11:22 AM (tOkJB) THE F&$K...

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:23 AM (XIxXP)

261 Here's a simple solution to gays get married at the Rose Bowl....don't watch. ------------------ Sure. And when the President endorses the idea, just don't listen. It is the *promotion* that matters, and neither of the above is a 'solution', they are begging the question.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:23 AM (aDwsi)

262 Leave it to Mr. Poo Poo to fudge up a good thread. Oh well time to go ride the bike.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 07:25 AM (HVff2)

263 http://teenchallengeusa.com/locations/ Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 11:20 AM (P6QsQ) Thanks, grammie. Is that for teens only? The person I'm talking about is an adult woman.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:25 AM (bCEmE)

264 It is the *promotion* that matters, and neither of the above is a 'solution', they are begging the question. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 11:23 AM (aDwsi) I still like the Duck Call Idea. I think i'll buy one and blow it at cars with rainbow stickers. Or maybe a duck horn. Do they have those? I'll have to check whitmans.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:25 AM (XIxXP)

265 250 Mr. Mau Mau, Hello 2 hours ago

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 07:25 AM (TE35l)

266 He stiffed the hookers he was getting the money out of the safe for by blowing himself.

If he could blow himself he wouldn't need hookers

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 01, 2014 07:25 AM (Xfl0F)

267 Don't get too excited about the Sotomayor thing? It's a stay until Friday only.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at January 01, 2014 07:26 AM (0LHZx)

268 Tami - they have programs for all ages, not just teens.  It's a good, solid program with years and years of experience.  Firmly Christian-based.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 07:26 AM (P6QsQ)

269 Oldsailor - He, he....., here you go: http://duckcallcarhorns.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:26 AM (aDwsi)

270 >>> If he could blow himself he wouldn't need hookers He brought them in to watch.

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2014 07:26 AM (Ua6T/)

271 I'm going to create a support group for the guys who were victims of predatory smokin hot teachers. On the website you can recount the trauma in painstaking detail. Catharsis for all of us.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at January 01, 2014 07:28 AM (CkNhe)

272 Yep, go to the local church of choice and ask. You will find groups and events just for people with problems. Congratulations to them, praise the holy hell out of them at every turn. Throw them more love, (never money) than they have ever recieved. The biggest and most difficult thing for them will be tossing all the old friends. If they fail to do that. They are doomed. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 11:21 AM (XIxXP) Yeah, I told her daughter that she's taken the most important step...admitting she has a problem and asking for help. According to her daughter she's already tossed the other druggies out of her house.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:28 AM (bCEmE)

273 228 Laurie David's Cervix, Yeah...divorce basically is the only answer.....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 07:28 AM (TE35l)

274 >>>>Tell me of this mysterious substance...<<<<

I tried to find an image for the bottle but couldn't. Texas Pete makes a version too. It is basically just a bottle full of small whole peppers and vinegar...sort of like peppercinos. But you pour the pepper laden vinegar over the greens and then unscrew the cap and munch a pepper. Good stuff.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 01, 2014 07:28 AM (P/gm7)

275 218 Who the fuck is this Natasha Leggero chick.? ANYONE ever hear of her? She made an insult last night about Pearl Harbor vets having to 'gum their spaghettio's' or some such. NBC. Of Course. Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 11:02 AM (vHRtU) Never heard of her. I Bing'd her. Not too bad looking. Brain made of Jell-o, apparently. https://twitter.com/natashaleggero Claims to be Queen of the Earth. AtC may wish to have a word with her about that.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 07:28 AM (sdi6R)

276 Last thread still dead at a mere #174, poor stomped thing. And after that abundant ONT, too. No indication of new thread. This has been your blog report, sponsored by Kaboom. Time for first beggs & acon of Jan 2014. My God! It's 2014!

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 07:29 AM (MBZW0)

277 268 Tami - they have programs for all ages, not just teens. It's a good, solid program with years and years of experience. Firmly Christian-based. Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 11:26 AM (P6QsQ) Ok, looks like the closest female center is in KC. Thank you so much! I'm going to pass this onto her daughter. Do you know if they charge for services? This woman has zero money and zero insurance.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:29 AM (bCEmE)

278
Prayers:

HOUSTON (AP) — Former first lady Barbara Bush has been hospitalized in Houston with a respiratory-related issue, her husband’s office said Tuesday night.

The statement from the office of former President George H.W. Bush said Mrs. Bush was admitted to Houston Methodist Hospital on Monday.

“She is in great spirits, has already received visits from her husband and family, and is receiving fantastic care,” the brief statement said.
...
The Bush family matriarch had heart surgery in March 2009 for a severe narrowing of the main heart valve. She also was hospitalized in November 2008, when she underwent surgery for a perforated ulcer. In 2010, she was admitted to the hospital after having a mild relapse of Graves disease, a thyroid condition for which she was treated in 1989.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 01, 2014 07:30 AM (tOkJB)

279 Okay..., at the 'Duck Call Car Horn" site they have an audio clip of the thing working. I don't why I found it so funny..., but it is: http://duckcallcarhorns.com/sounds/duck.mp3

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:30 AM (aDwsi)

280 Oh poo....just noticed the KC location is for female adolescents.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:30 AM (bCEmE)

281 The NYD explosions didn't even wake Jesse the cat but that duck call horn got her attention!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 07:31 AM (vHRtU)

282 Good morning, all.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 01, 2014 07:31 AM (fd0Pp)

283 @ 247

     "as a matter of curiosity....."

    Yep, there is thread for that.  Same stuff you use for tying dry/wet flies.  I have a ton of Herb Howard thread in varying sizes.

   Once tied to the blank, you coat it with thread varnish to make it stay put.  I have rods I made years ago like this that are good as new.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 01, 2014 07:31 AM (SAMxH)

284 Officials will announce this is NOT terrorism before the fire trucks even arrive ...

Explosion in Minneapolis injures at least 13 [photos]

http://tinyurl.com/mgabnx2

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 07:32 AM (aTXUx)

285 I could never understand the LGBT cult and their need for cause celebre, as if having a gay quarterback in the NFL somehow validates them.
Have we met?

Posted by: gay 'pride' parades, everywhere! at January 01, 2014 07:32 AM (8AHeV)

286 Of course, for many of year, it's almost the afternoon now.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 01, 2014 07:32 AM (fd0Pp)

287 *you

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 01, 2014 07:32 AM (fd0Pp)

288 in my opinion, NBC has earned itself the Busted Urinal Award (http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/AAD/):

"The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say."

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 01, 2014 07:32 AM (Xfl0F)

289 Tami -   as to costs, I found this on their website:

"Does it cost to go to your program and if so how much? Costs vary from center to center. Because these fees are set by the local center and their Board of Directors, it would be more instructive to call the local center for more information."

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 07:32 AM (P6QsQ)

290 IÂ’m watching an old Alfred Hitchcock movie on TCM with Cary Grant & Ingrid Bergman. I missed the beginning. I like this channel. IÂ’m going to keep it on for background noise instead of FNC. There is no way TFG will show up on this channel and ruin my mood. I applied to be a member of the AOS Yahoo group. How long does it take to be approved?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 07:33 AM (z4WKX)

291 I'm going to create a support group for the guys who were victims of predatory smokin hot teachers. On the website you can recount the trauma in painstaking detail. Catharsis for all of us.###

Full Video reenactments?

Posted by: The Hickster at January 01, 2014 07:33 AM (TI3xG)

292 Carol: I got approved this morning. I must have been really loaded last night. Scared to check what I posted on the ONT

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 01, 2014 07:34 AM (Xfl0F)

293 >>This has been your blog report, sponsored by Kaboom. Sponsor anything in Prague recently?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 01, 2014 07:35 AM (5tSu+)

294 >>IÂ’m watching an old Alfred Hitchcock movie on TCM with Cary Grant & Ingrid Bergman.

Sounds like "Notorious" - love that one! Grant and Bergman onscreen together are hotter than any HBO show sex scene.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 01, 2014 07:35 AM (POpqt)

295 Of course ....

Thank you Mayor @MikeBloomberg for 12 yrs of dedicated service to New York City – he made #NYC an even greater place for America & the world—
John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) December 31, 2013

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 07:36 AM (aTXUx)

296 295 Of course .... Thank you Mayor @MikeBloomberg for 12 yrs of dedicated service to New York City – he made #NYC an even greater place for America the world— John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) December 31, 2013 Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 11:36 AM (aTXUx) Yay! GOP big tent!

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 07:37 AM (EWsrI)

297 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 11:25 AM (HVff2) How long ago was your knee replacement surgery? My Aunt was against having it and now has decided she was kidding herself. SheÂ’s going to have it done. How is it doing?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 07:37 AM (z4WKX)

298 Hey Grammy winger , it looks like our guys are taking on your guys in some kind of sporting contest today . I think it's feetsball or something of that nature . I'm rootin' for the gamecocks , of course , but I hope it's a good game for everyone . What's Wisconsins' mascot ? The fighting socialists ? The conquering commies ? Terrible trotskyites ? Some kind of weasel ? just kiddin' Happy New Year , grammy , wish you all the best .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 01, 2014 07:37 AM (WK8VM)

299 Thanks, grammie. Is that for teens only? The person I'm talking about is an adult woman. Posted by: Tami at January 01, 2014 11:25 AM (bCEmE) That's awesome. CHANGE HER FRIENDS, CHANGE THEM OR SHE WILL FAIL.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:37 AM (XIxXP)

300 I applied to be a member of the AOS Yahoo group. How long does it take to be approved? Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 11:33 AM (z4WKX) **** #two weeks

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 07:38 AM (g4TxM)

301 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2014 11:06 AM (kdS6q) I don't want to support Sea World on this. It seems they've acted fairly stupidly, and put their trainers at risk leading to several deaths. But I'd support them over PETA any day. Especially because if they fold PETA will gain some legitimacy by claiming they pulled this off (even though Sea World Caves, I suspect it will be a not due to animal rights concerns but more due to the poor decisions they made.) Nevertheless, PETA will declare "animal rights victory!" and the media will agree and they'll be one step closer to outlawing meat .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 01, 2014 07:38 AM (GaqMa)

302 295 Thank you Mayor @MikeBloomberg for 12 yrs of dedicated service to New York City "Service". Yeah. Orwell is laughing at us from beyond the grave.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 07:38 AM (sdi6R)

303 295 kbdabear, Thank God we have Juan McCain in DC....imagine if AZ sent a democrat instead.... Oh...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 07:38 AM (TE35l)

304 McCain's not even trying anymore

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 01, 2014 07:38 AM (Xfl0F)

305 What's Wisconsins' mascot ? ***** We don't neeeeeed no steenking badgers!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 07:39 AM (g4TxM)

306 ITALY COURT OVERTURNS PAEDOPHILE CONVICTION AS 11-YEAR-OLD 'IN LOVE' http://goo.gl/toszwT Say what you want about our justice system but it is a 1000x better than the crap in other countries.

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at January 01, 2014 07:39 AM (Qev5V)

307 What did McCain say lately to embarrass us? I have kept FNC off. I would rather have an old movie on than that. I saw a post early this morning about something he said but I donÂ’t know what it was.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 07:39 AM (z4WKX)

308 Tami -

Here is an adult female center in St. Louis:


Teen Challenge of St. Louis - Diane's House
Adult Center (Female)
3202 Pulaski St
St Louis, Missouri  63111
(314)  352 - 0056
dianeshousestl dot com

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 07:39 AM (P6QsQ)

309 289 Tami - as to costs, I found this on their website: "Does it cost to go to your program and if so how much? Costs vary from center to center. Because these fees are set by the local center and their Board of Directors, it would be moreinstructive to call the local center for more information." Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 11:32 AM (P6QsQ) The closest adult female center is in Evansville, Indiana. Not sure if that is doable but I'll still pass on the info.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:39 AM (bCEmE)

310
Thank you Mayor @MikeBloomberg for 12 yrs of dedicated service to New York City
John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain)




How about we toss John on the AIDS Float and see if he catches something?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2014 07:40 AM (kdS6q)

311 Hey. There are elections this year. We get to argue with each other like crazy.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 07:40 AM (EWsrI)

312 It looks like every hung over moron in town had the same idea. Bojangles biscuits. Parking lot was full and it took 10 minute in line. but this gravy biscuit sure is fine.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 07:40 AM (0FSuD)

313 We get to argue with each other like crazy. Posted by: eman -------------- No we don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:40 AM (aDwsi)

314 Teen Challenge of St. Louis - Diane's House Adult Center (Female) 3202 Pulaski St St Louis, Missouri 63111 (314) 352 - 0056 dianeshousestl dot com Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 11:39 AM (P6QsQ) Clearly I need MOAR COFFEE!!! Thank you!!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:41 AM (bCEmE)

315 307 Carol, He gave Nanny Bloomberg a hummer. One pain in the ass for the gop to another I guess.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 07:41 AM (TE35l)

316 Hey Grammy winger , it looks like our guys are taking on your guys in some kind of sporting contest today .
I think it's feetsball or something of that nature .
I'm rootin' for the gamecocks , of course , but I hope it's a good game for everyone .
What's Wisconsins' mascot ?
The fighting socialists ?
The conquering commies ?
Terrible trotskyites ?
Some kind of weasel ?

===================


Ha!  Yes awkward davies, it is indeed some kind of weasel.

GO BADGERS !! 

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 07:41 AM (P6QsQ)

317 Chinese Tycoon Wants To Buy New York Times http://tinyurl.com/lmlx8qz Popcorn, etc

Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2014 07:41 AM (Ua6T/)

318
Thank God we have Juan McCain in DC....imagine if AZ sent a democrat instead....
Posted by: sven10077



That's why we have to work all out to make sure the Republicans take back the Senate -- so John can be Chairman of Foreign Relations.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2014 07:42 AM (kdS6q)

319 Officials will announce this is NOT terrorism before the fire trucks even arrive ...###

And I would put money on them being right. It is cold as f#$# here right now. Probably a gas leak or boiler problem.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 01, 2014 07:42 AM (TI3xG)

320 Chinese Tycoon Wants To Buy New York Times http://tinyurl.com/lmlx8qz Popcorn, etc Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2014 11:41 AM (Ua6T/) I suppose you can enjoy it in the morning with your Chinese owned Smithfield Bacon.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:42 AM (XIxXP)

321 The Italian case is more about the political class supporting the government class. If it had been some small businessman molesting a kid, there's no shadow of doubt he'd be in prison. But since it was a social wanker, I mean worker, he gets let off.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 01, 2014 07:42 AM (Xfl0F)

322 313 We get to argue with each other like crazy. Posted by: eman -------------- No we don't. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 11:40 AM (aDwsi) That's not an argument, that's just a contradiction.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 07:42 AM (EWsrI)

323 297 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 11:25 AM (HVff2) How long ago was your knee replacement surgery? My Aunt was against having it and now has decided she was kidding herself. SheÂ’s going to have it done. How is it doing? Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 11:37 AM (z4WKX) Carol, it was on 12/2. Yesterday was the 1st day I've felt almost human. I'm 50 & the knee that was replaced had 4 previous surgeries. Fighting scar tissue & bad morale. I'm not sure if it was the right thing to do.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 07:43 AM (HVff2)

324 I had to chuckle at this headline on Drudge: Netanyahu Has Polyp Removed From Colon as Kerry Heads to Mideast...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 07:43 AM (g4TxM)

325 That's not an argument..... Posted by: eman -------- Yes it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:43 AM (aDwsi)

326 322 313 We get to argue with each other like crazy. Posted by: eman -------------- No we don't. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 11:40 AM (aDwsi) That's not an argument, that's just a contradiction. Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 11:42 AM (EWsrI) No it isn't.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 07:44 AM (sdi6R)

327 325 That's not an argument..... Posted by: eman -------- Yes it is. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 11:43 AM (aDwsi) Is not times ten.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2014 07:44 AM (EWsrI)

328 We get to argue with each other like crazy.
No we don't.

I'm not allowed to argue with you. You haven't paid.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 01, 2014 07:44 AM (Xfl0F)

329 Tami -

Glad to be able to at least provide you with a starting point.  I will add her to my prayers.  God bless you for reaching out to help her.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 07:45 AM (P6QsQ)

330 WTF is a transgender kindergartner? Someone who has fucked up parents would be my first answer.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 07:45 AM (0FSuD)

331 318 Laurie David's Cervix, It's genius! We have to make sure we don't fall behind the democrats in the "we give radical Islam blowjobs and air support" gap... GOP 2014-Not donk lite, donk plus!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 01, 2014 07:45 AM (TE35l)

332 Carol, it was on 12/2. Yesterday was the 1st day I've felt almost human. I'm 50 & the knee that was replaced had 4 previous surgeries. Fighting scar tissue & bad morale. I'm not sure if it was the right thing to do. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 11:43 AM (HVff2) My Mom gad it done at 67. Rehab is a MFr. But according to my Harley riding 70 year old mom, it does get better. DO YOUR THERAPY!!!!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:45 AM (XIxXP)

333  There are elections this year.

I heard this live last night. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwtsm7YYlAA

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 01, 2014 07:45 AM (nMYaa)

334 328 We get to argue with each other like crazy. No we don't. I'm not allowed to argue with you. You haven't paid. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 01, 2014 11:44 AM (Xfl0F) But he started it. No wonder why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 07:45 AM (HVff2)

335 Thank you Mayor @MikeBloomberg for 12 yrs of dedicated service to New York City John McCain (@SenJohnMcCain) How about we toss John on the AIDS Float and see if he catches something? Posted by: Laurie DavidÂ’s Cervix at January 01, 2014 11:40 AM (kdS6q) WhatÂ’s the saying? There is no fool like an old fool? McCain fits that! Thanks Laurie DavidÂ’s Cervix & Sven.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 07:46 AM (z4WKX)

336

40 I actually kind of remember the same shit with Steve Young. The leftists in the country do everything they can to destroy the institution of marriage then when guys don't get married they question their sexuality. Fuck'n people are nuts.

 

Yeah, Steve Young. We ALL thought that he was the gay one!

Posted by: Jeff Garcia at January 01, 2014 07:46 AM (k3RVg)

337 I only remembered that the Mrs, from Chicago, introduced this Oklahoma boy to the black eyed peas New Years tradition. But I asked her, and she said our she first heard about it the first year after she came to Oklahoma, when our then, and current , neighbor asked, were we going to have black eyed peas for New Years? We both said, what? But Mrs is a master chef, and we've kept the tradition ever since. With variations in recipe this might send some folks here screaming, but always black eyed peas. We have a new local source for the basic ingredient for our favorite sauce, NM green chili. I'll be adding a dollop of that. Helps make the luck flouresce.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 07:46 AM (ma3QC)

338 But he started it. No wonder why we can't have nice things. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 11:45 AM (HVff2) That's not why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:46 AM (XIxXP)

339 256 Speaking of coffee,... man that cream is good in coffee. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 10:20 AM I always use real heavy cream in my coffee, otherwise I don't bother with any "creamer" at all. It makes all the difference. Farmer if you're around it's called the "sideswipe" on amazon for $25.50. It will also cut down on your mixing time.

Posted by: lindafell at January 01, 2014 07:48 AM (PGO8C)

340 Pretty sure Odouche-a  is not amused with the wise Latina's move. The Little Sister's of the Poor ran a huge home for the elderly in Paterson, NJ where I grew up. I served Mass there as an alter boy. They did great work.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 01, 2014 07:48 AM (Usdw3)

341 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 11:45 AM (XIxXP) Thanks for the words of encouragement OSP. It has been a mfer. Time will tell. I think my reffing days are over though

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 07:48 AM (HVff2)

342 No wonder why we can't have nice things. ***** Effin' one-percenters. Nice things pbffffffttt! We were lucky to get things of any sort.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 01, 2014 07:49 AM (g4TxM)

343 Pulls car over , reaches into the back seat , slaps every kid he can reach . I told you kids to knock it off!

Posted by: awkward davies at January 01, 2014 07:50 AM (WK8VM)

344 Thanks for the words of encouragement OSP. It has been a mfer. Time will tell. I think my reffing days are over though Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 11:48 AM (HVff2) No, they are not, It just feels like it. I've had two shoulder surgeries, a knee surgery and a hand surgery. It's all about the rehab. All of it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 07:50 AM (XIxXP)

345 They did great work. Posted by: Joey --------------- He does not care about 'great work', he cares only about the redistribution of wealth, and it's role for his own political power.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:50 AM (aDwsi)

346 Fighting scar tissue & bad morale. I'm not sure if it was the right thing to do. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 11:43 AM (HVff2) My older brother has had knee problems since he was a teenager. He did his research & gets injections of Synvisc in it. It used to be a series of three in a row, now it is one. HeÂ’s not having the surgery. I asked him to send that info to our Aunt & she was going to try it but changed her mind. IÂ’m glad you finally feel like a real person again. My aunt is a retired nurse, sheÂ’ll know about PT. Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 07:51 AM (z4WKX)

347 277 268 Tami - they have programs for all ages, not just teens. It's a good, solid program with years and years of experience. Firmly Christian-based.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 11:26 AM (P6QsQ)


Ok, looks like the closest female center is in KC. Thank you so much! I'm going to pass this onto her daughter. Do you know if they charge for services? This woman has zero money and zero insurance.

Posted by: Tami at January 01, 2014 11:29 AM (bCEmE)

*****************

If money and insurance are problematic go to this government website (yeah I know) and click on substance abuse locator. It will give her locations in her area.  Start there.  Many facilities have all kinds of grant and assistance programs.

http://findtreatment.samhsa.gov/


Posted by: gracepmc at January 01, 2014 07:51 AM (rznx3)

348
We watch Fox News for the ball drop to avoid all that bs.  They didn't even show Miley Cy.  Had the DD guys on tho.

Found the order of the Rose Parade floats on the net so we can distract the kids and turn off the gay marriage float.

Happy New Year Everybody.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2014 07:52 AM (MaP11)

349 >>I always use real heavy cream in my coffee Me too. You don't need much, but it is nice. So one of my little resolutions was to do the dishes more often, like 5 times a day vs. 2-3 long sessions. I wandered into the kitchen a while ago even though by my calculations, there was't enough to do to even bother with. Fifteen minutes later, I was almost done. Then there was "just a little" laundry to fold... If I didn't know better, I'd say my whole system of determining "not enough to bother with" is suspect. Nah. Must be Obama's fault.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2014 07:53 AM (SUKHu)

350 Glad to be able to at least provide you with a starting point. I will add her to my prayers. God bless you for reaching out to help her. Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 11:45 AM (P6QsQ) I'm just trying to help her kids...they've been beside themselves trying to figure out something to do to help. It wasn't until yesterday that she finally admitted she needed help. In the past she's told them she doesn't have a problem and to 'leave her the fuck alone.' Her daughter is so happy that's she's finally come to her asking for help. But money is a real issue for them. And it's an honor to have you praying for her. Thank you...again!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:53 AM (bCEmE)

351 I told you kids to knock it off! Posted by: awkward davies ------------ Also, "I don't care who started it..., knock it off."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 07:53 AM (aDwsi)

352 Carol, the Synvisc did squat, I had more relief from cortisone shots. But with bone on bone and no ACL for the past 12 years, it was time to do it, I guess. The brace wasn't working that well anymore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 07:53 AM (HVff2)

353 Pulls car over, reaches into the back seat, slaps every kid he can reach.
I told you kids to knock it off!
Sorry. That's "Abuse"; two doors down. This is "Verbal Abuse".
Stupid git.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2014 07:54 AM (8AHeV)

354 I didn't know anyone even bothered watching the New Year's Eve tv specials anymore

Not with Dr Who and Twilight Zone marathons, or plenty of other things to watch

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 07:56 AM (aTXUx)

355 How about we toss John on the AIDS Float and see if he catches something? I keep hoping he'll catch fire.

Posted by: toby928© the creator of Blurt© and Gotcha!© at January 01, 2014 07:56 AM (QupBk)

356 Which one is 'self abuse' ? Cause , that's how I roll .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 01, 2014 07:56 AM (WK8VM)

357 If money and insurance are problematic go to this government website (yeah I know) and click on substance abuse locator. It will give her locations in her area. Start there. Many facilities have all kinds of grant and assistance programs. http://findtreatment.samhsa.gov/ Posted by: gracepmc at January 01, 2014 11:51 AM (rznx3) Thank you! Checking it out now. Youse people are great!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 01, 2014 07:57 AM (bCEmE)

358 don't why I found it so funny..., but it is: http://duckcallcarhorns.com/sounds/duck.mp3 Posted by: Mike Hammer Funny. Mrs suggests this might result in many dead ducks on the highways...

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 07:57 AM (kUq7A)

359 Take it to the bank;

McCain praises Nanny Bloomberg, but during his re-election campaign in 2016 he'll tell AZ voters that NO ONE stood up for the Second Amendment more than John McCain

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 07:58 AM (aTXUx)

360 No, they are not, It just feels like it. I've had two shoulder surgeries, a knee surgery and a hand surgery. It's all about the rehab. All of it. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 01, 2014 11:50 AM (XIxXP) Do what da man says. I've done the rehab. Three rotators cuff surgeries, one broken wrist and a broken knee cap they will not operate on. Oh, and re-torn one of rotators cuffs, they won't operate on it either, nothing left to tie.. Old is not for pussies.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 07:58 AM (0FSuD)

361 Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2014 11:53 AM (SUKHu) I'm always putting off the dishes. Then I have a pile too big to deal with. In fact my sink is overflowing now. The dishwasher is running, once I cycle through it though I'll have much less dishes.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 01, 2014 07:59 AM (GaqMa)

362 andy - Firesign Theater...? For some reason my memories of those days is fuzzy...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 08:00 AM (aDwsi)

363 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 01, 2014 11:53 AM (HVff2) IÂ’m glad you feel human, finally. My older brother also lives on pain pills, and so do I, but for different reasons. Thank God I donÂ’t have knee problems. **** My older brother thinks I have the flu. I was in the kitchen earlier and it was 65 degrees in there. I usually turn heat up but i wasnÂ’t cold. Last night I felt like I was burning up and went to sleep. I am going to try to watch Splendor in The Grass on TCM. Warren Beatty was cute in 1961 and Natalie Wood was beautiful.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:01 AM (z4WKX)

364 NYE specials? Aren't those a thing of the past? I tried watching that Mario Lopez POS, but I don't know who Krewella and that rapping idiot is. Dick Clark rolls over in his grave ... again. Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 01, 2014 08:02 AM (k3RVg)

365 Tami,

na.org

1$/hour & free coffee

Posted by: Just Another Moron[/i][/b][/s] at January 01, 2014 08:02 AM (DL2i+)

366 Pulled from the top post?

"Well that was a wild one in the Georgia Dome last night...."

That explains it. I went to the Island yesterday afternoon to get gas ( The Mainland station's pump drenched my foot in gas last time- the shutoff failed ) and traffic was insane. Everyone "driving like a homicidal maniac with my name on their minds..."
( Tom MacCahill, pop mechs driver )

If I had known I would have stayed on the Mainland....

Posted by: backhoe at January 01, 2014 08:02 AM (ULH4o)

367 Speaking of the ghey, you know the new NYC mayor is bi sexual, right? She use to be just a muff diver until she started fucking the mayor. Her dyke friends still have not forgiven her. True.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 08:02 AM (0FSuD)

368 361 I'm always putting off the dishes. Then I have a pile too big to deal with. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 01, 2014 11:59 AM (GaqMa) I'm fine with dishes. Dusting and vacuuming, not so much. My dust bunnies are on the verge of becoming sentient. I remember a friend saying, "I try to run the vacuum once a year, whether it needs it or not."

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 08:03 AM (sdi6R)

369 Mrs suggests this might result in many dead ducks on the highways... Posted by: mindful --------------- Reminds me, does anyone know who flew the bomber named "The Ruptured Duck"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 08:03 AM (aDwsi)

370 @367 Not the mayor, his wife.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 08:04 AM (0FSuD)

371 Pulls car over , reaches into the back seat , slaps every kid he can reach .
I told you kids to knock it off!

Posted by: awkward davies at January

 

 

LOL.  Mom used to smack us with the wooden spoon while we were in the back seat and say, "now do something and see what happens!"

Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2014 08:04 AM (6bvBO)

372 Monty Python, Mike (6 minutes):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2014 08:05 AM (8AHeV)

373 Tom MacCahill, pop mechs driver ------------- backhoe - You're dating yourself. btw, what 'island'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 08:05 AM (aDwsi)

374 McCain praises Nanny Bloomberg, but during his re-election campaign in 2016 he'll tell AZ voters that NO ONE stood up for the Second Amendment more than John McCain

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2014 11:58 AM (aTXUx)



Is it a sure thing that McRINO is running in 2016?  He looked pretty out of it last year, even by the senile fuck's former standards.  I realize that Satan's work is never complete but even McVain has to wind down.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 01, 2014 08:06 AM (gkPS1)

375 I'm another one who's watched the Rose Parade for decades and will not be watching today. This was apparently my "straw breaking back" moment, because I find my attitude toward the LGBTwhatevers has become barely grudging endurance, not even real tolerance.

Posted by: Empire1 at January 01, 2014 08:07 AM (dLjkD)

376 So, a new year has begun, and already you stupid RethugliKKKan haters have given us racism, sexism, homophobia, and insults to the animal rights and LBGTQ communities.

If only this Ewok-run moron blog was not so hate-filled. I could bring more progressives to it to correct the tone- wait....

OCCUPY AOSHQ!!! JUSTICE FOR PALESTINE!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 01, 2014 08:08 AM (nyLnk)

377 >>I'm always putting off the dishes. >>Then I have a pile too big to deal with. A while ago, maybe a year ago, I was having fun with the idea of "prep work" to counter my procrastination tendencies. I don't wanna do the dishes right now, but I'll start around the edges, gathering dishes, cleaning the counters, emptying the dish drainer etc. etc. It's silly, but it can help if the attitude is the bigger issue as opposed to the actual dishes. I couldn't take a shower earlier but I got my clothes together, brushed out my hair, etc. etc. so that when I can get in there, it won't take long. All mind games, but I seem to need them.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2014 08:08 AM (SUKHu)

378 Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 12:03 PM (sdi6R) I should be more specific, I hate cleaning in general, the dust bunnies are also bad. The bathrooms stay mostly clean because I don't like what happens when they don't. Buying a 5 bedroom 2.5 bath 2300 sqft house was a mistake given those facts.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 01, 2014 08:09 AM (GaqMa)

379 Mary, you forgot Speciesism - FREE THE LAB MICROBES!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 01, 2014 08:09 AM (vHRtU)

380 I was going to say how much I disliked seeing the Rose Parade go the Macy's route with performances in the reviewing area (having been in that parade four times in the past), but reading that there's going to gay wedding as well is way lamer.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 01, 2014 08:10 AM (bf+1U)

381 I demand the Rose Parade feature Gay Divorce!

Posted by: Gay Divorce Lawyer at January 01, 2014 08:12 AM (vHRtU)

382 Crap! Just got word that a friend has passed away. One of the good guys. Picture : http://www.andersrice.com/memorial.mgi?id=2456657.50971065 Extra class, very active ham. K4BNP, silent key.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 08:13 AM (aDwsi)

383 Happy New Year to anyone I may have missed this morning. 😊 And I hope the SCOAMF has a worse year than he did in 2013. I saw on the Drudge report earlier that they donÂ’t want reporters to report on polls. When will those reporters give him an FU?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:14 AM (z4WKX)

384 I don't know if it was reported above but the Minneapolis explosion included a mosque and a halal market as well as the 10 apartments.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2014 08:15 AM (8AHeV)

385 Extra class, very active ham. K4BNP, silent key. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 12:13 PM (aDwsi) IÂ’m sorry to hear of your friend passing, Mike.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:18 AM (z4WKX)

386 That's Uncle Tom McCahill!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 01, 2014 08:18 AM (l3vZN)

387 373?

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Saint Simons Island, where I grew up. I guess remembering "mail to MacCahill" dates me, too. Never locked the house. Hell, we never locked the car there, either. One TV, one phone- where you could not hear it if you were in bed.

Two drawbridges- when a crime happened they ran 'em both up, trapping the criminals.

All that is gone, now.

Posted by: backhoe at January 01, 2014 08:20 AM (ULH4o)

388 384 I don't know if it was reported above but the Minneapolis explosion included a mosque and a halal market as well as the 10 apartments.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2014 12:15 PM

Timers are for infidels!

Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at January 01, 2014 08:20 AM (aTXUx)

389 373?

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Saint Simons Island, where I grew up. I guess remembering "mail to MacCahill" dates me, too. Never locked the house. Hell, we never locked the car there, either. One TV, one phone- where you could not hear it if you were in bed.

Two drawbridges- when a crime happened they ran 'em both up, trapping the criminals.

All that is gone, now.

Posted by: backhoe at January 01, 2014 08:20 AM (ULH4o)

390 384 I don't know if it was reported above but the Minneapolis explosion included a mosque and a halal market as well as the 10 apartments.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2014 12:15 PM

Timers are for infidels!

Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at January 01, 2014 08:20 AM (aTXUx)

391 'Annie' remake with Jamie Foxx as Daddy Warbucks and music by Jay Z. Has a movie ever been this guaranteed to suck?

http://tinyurl.com/k38h49n

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 01, 2014 08:21 AM (azHfB)

392 'Annie' remake with Jamie Foxx as Daddy Warbucks and music by Jay Z. Has a movie ever been this guaranteed to suck?

http://tinyurl.com/k38h49n

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 01, 2014 08:21 AM (azHfB)

393 Carol - Thanks. He was a great guy. Very active volunteer re community activities. Warm friendly guy. I never heard him utter a word in anger or disdain. Just a good, reliable man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 08:21 AM (aDwsi)

394 Carol - Thanks. He was a great guy. Very active volunteer re community activities. Warm friendly guy. I never heard him utter a word in anger or disdain. Just a good, reliable man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 08:21 AM (aDwsi)

395 384, is that true?

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 01, 2014 08:22 AM (Usdw3)

396 324 I had to chuckle at this headline on Drudge: Netanyahu Has Polyp Removed From Colon as Kerry Heads to Mideast... Posted by: Seamus Muldoon Hilarious! John "Polyp" Kerry

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 08:22 AM (MBZW0)

397 don't know if it was reported above but the Minneapolis explosion included a mosque and a halal market as well as the 10 apartments. Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2014 12:15 PM (8AHeV) What a shame, a mosque? Oh well, thatÂ’s just part of life.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:23 AM (z4WKX)

398 John didn't like the speed bumps... but I DO!

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 01, 2014 08:23 AM (vHRtU)

399 Hey Daywalkers... Although there seems a pretty big overlap of my ONT morons and Ettes. The first pot of coffee was crap so I tossed it and started over. Good analogy for the new year!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 01, 2014 08:26 AM (N/cFh)

400 Mike Hammer, Did you know he was ill?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:27 AM (z4WKX)

401 Carol - Yes. The big C.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 08:28 AM (aDwsi)

402 It is true about the mosque in the Minneapolis explosion. What I want to know, is it a real mosque, as in  frequented by Muslim immigrants? Or is it a store front African -American mosque?

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 01, 2014 08:28 AM (Usdw3)

403 382 http://www.andersrice.com/memorial.mgi?id=2456657.50971065 Extra class, very active ham. K4BNP, silent key. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 12:13 PM (aDwsi) I'm sorry to hear that, Mike. He definitely sounded like one of the good guys.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 08:29 AM (sdi6R)

404 #384 It's true if you believe NBC.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2014 08:30 AM (8AHeV)

405 The Pali ambassador to Prague. The Minneapolis mosque...Putin is taking care of all his family business today regarding Volgograd......

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 01, 2014 08:30 AM (Usdw3)

406 What a shame, a mosque? Oh well, thatÂ’s just part of life.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 12:23 PM (z4WKX)



I pulled out all my eyelashes trying to generate a tear; and it still didn't work.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 01, 2014 08:31 AM (gkPS1)

407 Minneapolis--must be Somalians. Thanks Lutherans!!

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 01, 2014 08:31 AM (Usdw3)

408 And probably Catholics too!!

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 01, 2014 08:32 AM (Usdw3)

409 Woo-Hoo! Looks like I'm getting a birthday present from Gaia. http://tinyurl.com/of8p6w6

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 08:32 AM (sdi6R)

410 Posted by: freaked at January 01, 2014 10:45 AM (LEd+m) Women have to shave their legs and condition their hair in the shower. I wash and then put conditioner on my hair and shave legs while conditioner works. I can speed it up sometimes. I havenÂ’t taken a shower yet today because I planned to take a nap. Yesterday I took one six hour nap & another one for over an hour.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:33 AM (z4WKX)

411 Football thread up.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 01, 2014 08:33 AM (8AHeV)

412 384 I don't know if it was reported above but the Minneapolis explosion included a mosque and a halal market as well as the 10 apartments. Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2014 12:15 PM (8AHeV) F'n bitter clinger Tea Party racists, no doubt.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 08:34 AM (sdi6R)

413 We blew it up. We are mad as hell at being discriminated against and insist that all Muslims eat us.

Posted by: Swine Liberation Army at January 01, 2014 08:35 AM (vHRtU)

414 238 "This tops that. Pepsi (and who knows who else) has long used a "flavor enhancer" ultimately derived from aborted fetal tissue. No lie, they admitted it." Posted by: The more you know At the grocer yesterday, I contemplated buying some Mexican Pepsi for my son... Can we get a fact check on thisk Because... urk! Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 11:13 AM (MBZW0) It's not true. A company Pepsi hired to do taste research uses HEK 293 stem cells to test the reaction of human taste buds to certain flavors. Note: the additives are being tested on HEK 293 cells, not the HEK cells being added to product. Now, HEK cells were origionally developed from the kidney of a murdered child-40 years ago. They are very common in all types of biomedical research, but these cells are thousands of generations removed from actual fetal tissue, nor does their use create a market for fetal tissue. I'm more virulently pro-life than most, but this outrage is a bridge a bit far for me.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 01, 2014 08:37 AM (N/cFh)

415 Mike I realized that when I read obit and the charity for remembrances. Did he suffer for long?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:38 AM (z4WKX)

416 Mixed feelings, I want her to die locked up but I also don't want to waste a pile of taxpayer money for her medical costs.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2014 09:47 AM (IV4od)


So get Dr. Kermit Gosnell to perform her double mastectomy. It's not like she needs quality work, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2014 08:40 AM (8Fl6F)

417 Posted by: Captain Hate at January 01, 2014 12:31 PM (gkPS1) IÂ’m happy that we both feel itÂ’s not a great loss. One less mosque = one less terrorist breeding ground. It may be a bigoted thing to say or think, but I donÂ’t care NSA!

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:41 AM (z4WKX)

418 Thanks for the info, Weirddave. Internet hearsay can take on a life of its own.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2014 08:45 AM (sdi6R)

419 Just saw the commercial for The Book of Mormon the musical.You know what " holy" book is chock full of hilarity?The Quran.

Posted by: steevy at January 01, 2014 10:14 AM (zqvg6)


How about doing it as an animated musical, with Mo and his companions portrayed by Porky Pig and his pals? "Th-th-th-th-that's the Law, folks!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2014 08:46 AM (8Fl6F)

420 "They are very common in all types of biomedical research, but these cells are thousands of generations removed from actual fetal tissue, nor does their use create a market for fetal tissue. I'm more virulently pro-life than most, but this outrage is a bridge a bit far for me." Thanks, Weirddave. That passes Occam better than the other.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 08:49 AM (WgBz9)

421 WeirdDave, Any other good lines from last night's party?

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 08:50 AM (z4WKX)

422 "I pulled out all my eyelashes trying to generate a tear; and it still didn't work." Posted by: Captain Hate Wow. You excelled yourself on nuanced extremism there, Cap'n. :: appreciative chuckles / scattered applause ::

Posted by: mindful webworker - just another day at January 01, 2014 08:53 AM (WgBz9)

423 The pair, together for 12 years, plan to tie the knot atop a giant wedding cake on the AIDS Healthcare Foundation float when it stops at the Rose Parade's reviewing stand on Wednesday. Hundreds of thousands of people line the 5 1/2-mile parade route through Pasadena and an estimated 80 million more are expected to watch on TV from around the world."

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 10:45 AM (P6QsQ)

Omigod!! They've been living in sin for 12 years! Surely they must get married, if only for the sake of the children.



Oh, wait.....never mind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2014 08:56 AM (8Fl6F)

424 Carol, just the ones we snorted off of A HOOKER'S ASS! WHOO-HOO! PAR-TAY! *ahem* Uh, no, not really. No good lines.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 01, 2014 09:01 AM (N/cFh)

425 Some pro owner with a brain is gonna insist his GM drafts Manziel. And the team's fans will be forever grateful. Posted by: My Name is Nobody at January 01, 2014 12:21 PM

2014 NFL Draft order (I doubt Johnny Football will be the 1st pick) last 12 picks determined by postseason

1. Houston Texans - 2-14 (.559)
2. St. Louis Rams (via Washington Redskins) - 3-13 (.516)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars - 4-12 (.504)
4. Cleveland Browns - 4-12 (.516)
5. Oakland Raiders - 4-12 (.523)
6. Atlanta Falcons - 4-12 (.553)
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 4-12 (.574)
8. Minnesota Vikings - 5-10-1 (.512)
9. Buffalo Bills - 6-10 (.520)
10. Detroit Lions - 7-9 (.457)
11. Tennessee Titans - 7-9 (.504)
12. New York Giants - 7-9 (.520)
13. St. Louis Rams - 7-9 (.551)
14. Chicago Bears - 8-8 (.465)
15. Pittsburgh Steelers - 8-8 (.469)
16 or 17. Baltimore Ravens - 8-8 (.484)
16 or 17. Dallas Cowboys - 8-8 (.484)
18. New York Jets - 8-8 (.48
19. Miami Dolphins - 8-8 (.523)
20. Arizona Cardinals - 10-5

So the Foreskins not only sucked ass this year, they don't even get a top 5 draft pick or even a first rounder

Great work, Dan



Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at January 01, 2014 09:10 AM (aTXUx)

426 Old is not for pussies.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 01, 2014 11:58 AM (0FSuD)



But obsessive compulsive rehab is!


Scar tissue is working against you 24/7, and you aren't going to defeat it with a lackadaisical regimen.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 01, 2014 09:11 AM (o3MSL)

427 Fed judge upholds NY SAFE act but strikes down 7 round mag limit. http://tinyurl.com/mlktupy

Posted by: real joe at January 01, 2014 09:13 AM (xXhgd)

428 228

The group says 150 people are expected to march in protest of the paradeÂ’s theme, "Dreams Come True."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 01, 2014 11:06 AM (kdS6q)


What's wrong with the parade theme?  Nightmares are dreams, too.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 01, 2014 09:19 AM (wDNzT)

429 WeirdDave, GingyÂ’s response last night to the 20 something who asked if you still get erections at your age was the funniest thing I have heard in ages.

Posted by: Carol at January 01, 2014 09:19 AM (z4WKX)

430 Tom MacCahill, pop mechs driver
-------------

backhoe - You're dating yourself.
btw, what 'island'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 12:05 PM (aDwsi)


Not Popular Mechanics; Mechanix Illustrated. IIRC, Floyd Clymer did a lot of the automotive writing for the former.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2014 09:22 AM (8Fl6F)

431 >>17 PETA activists ARRESTED for protesting From PETA, via Twitchy. SO very sorry we're not watching.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 01, 2014 09:24 AM (SUKHu)

432 Extra class, very active ham. K4BNP, silent key.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 01, 2014 12:13 PM (aDwsi)


My condolences, Mike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2014 09:26 AM (8Fl6F)

433 419 The pair, together for 12 years, plan to tie the
knot atop a giant wedding cake on the AIDS Healthcare Foundation float
when it stops at the Rose Parade's reviewing stand on Wednesday.
Hundreds of thousands of people line the 5 1/2-mile parade route through
Pasadena and an estimated 80 million more are expected to watch on TV
from around the world."

Posted by: grammie winger at January 01, 2014 10:45 AM (P6QsQ)
Omigod!! They've been living in sin for 12 years! Surely they must get married, if only for the sake of the children.

Oh, wait.....never mind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2014 12:56 PM (8Fl6F)

***************

Surely the "bride" will be in gown and veil. 

Posted by: gracepmc at January 01, 2014 09:28 AM (rznx3)

434 427 mama AJ at January 01, 2014 01:24 PM (SUKHu)

Yeah compelling political theater and decidedly not what the Rose Bowl is supposed to be about.

Thanks for playing NBC GFYS

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 01, 2014 09:29 AM (TE35l)

435 413 Carol at January 01, 2014 12:41 PM (z4WKX)

Nothing would make me happier than every mosque experiencing what the Terr from Palestinia did in "work related accidents"....


Posted by: Sven10077 at January 01, 2014 09:31 AM (TE35l)

436 426? Yeah, I think you are right. We got all those magazines at my house- I tend to mix them up.

Posted by: backhoe at January 01, 2014 10:08 AM (ULH4o)

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