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May 08, 2014

NFL Draft Thread [Y-not]
— Open Blogger

Round 1 of the NFL Draft is on ESPN. Start time is 8 pm Eastern.

Predictions of the draft order abound. Here's one at CBS.

Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina's Defensive End, seems to be the consensus first pick, despite his off-field (and ON-field) antics.

Wildest draft rumor that I heard this morning on Mike & Mike is that Jerruh Jonez is thinking of drafting Manziel. (I gather this rumor may have started with Mike Mayock.)

Seems like as good a reason as any to post this:

Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders saluting their boss.

The 2014 NFL Pro Bowl cheerleader roster can be found here.

To wrap things up, follow this link for a mock-worthy video courtesy of Tom Brady's wife, Gisele FahrvergnÃ¼gen, doing a cover of Blondie's "Heart of Glass." (Embedding wasn't working when I drafted this post - sorry!)

Yeah, yeah -- elbows. But the rendition is atrocious.

Here's the real thing at YouTube.

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1 !

Posted by: m at May 08, 2014 03:46 PM (2AqeI)

2 2d

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:47 PM (yz6yg)

3 clowny???

Posted by: oc joe at May 08, 2014 03:47 PM (hqVUe)

4 And with the fourth pick, the Cleveland Browns select.... Johnny Manziel!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:48 PM (yz6yg)

5 Could it be that they are held in that position by suction?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 08, 2014 03:48 PM (MKpBT)

6 As a Redskins fan (I denounce myself), tonight's show is purely academic. But I'm watching anyway!

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 03:49 PM (zDsvJ)

7 To wrap things up, follow this link for a mock-worthy video courtesy of Tom Brady's wife, Gisele FahrvergnÃ¼gen, doing a cover of Blondie's "Heart of Glass." (Embedding wasn't working when I drafted this post - sorry! *ahem* That's Mister Bundschen to you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:49 PM (yz6yg)

8 4 And with the fourth pick, the Cleveland Browns select.... Johnny Manziel! Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 08, 2014 07:48 PM (yz6yg) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Posted by: Johnny manziel at May 08, 2014 03:49 PM (z/Ubi)

9 I want to see some wheeling and dealing, some shocking slides down the board, a few flyers taken on projected second rounders. Clowney seems sure to go first, if not he'll go second. The order and placement of the QB's is a nice subplot. I'm hoping the Patriots get either Marquise Lee or Louis Nix at the 29 spot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 03:49 PM (ZshNr)

10 Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders saluting their boss. My God, it's full of orange!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:50 PM (yz6yg)

11 YouTube's embedding has not worked for me all friggin' day, but definitely follow the links if you haven't seen Gisele's singing on teevee.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 03:50 PM (zDsvJ)

OMG! Racist Texas Cheerleaders giving a Nazi Salute.

Posted by: Liberal Gotcha Journalists at May 08, 2014 03:50 PM (N7QgG)

13 Da bears will get haha Dix and that's a wrap for the Super Bowl 15-1 season

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 03:50 PM (CPoFy)

14 I'm hoping the Patriots get either Marquise Lee or Louis Nix at the 29 spot. Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 07:49 PM (ZshNr) Sorta hopin' for Ra'shede Hageman myself.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:51 PM (yz6yg)

15 Please don't trade Texans, please don't trade.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 03:51 PM (8FyP4)

16 I'll laugh if what was mentioned earlier today winds up being true. That the gay player may not even get drafted. I do doubt that though. Goodell really wants an out of the closet player and if he isn't picked up by the seventh round I'm going to bet that he starts begging teams to take him. I'll also laugh if he is drafted by the redskins.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 08, 2014 03:52 PM (z/Ubi)

17 NFL's forward shoots, & he scores against Montreal! It's a three-pointer! Sasha Grey has won the Stanley Bowl!

Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 03:52 PM (MbqmP)

18 Da bears will get haha Dix and that's a wrap for the Super Bowl 15-1 season Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 07:50 PM (CPoFy) Hey. I little warning before you make with the comedy next time? I almost lost another keyboard

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:52 PM (yz6yg)

19 Nazi Cheerleaders?
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at May 08, 2014 03:53 PM (9GG/0)

20 16. That the gay player may not even get drafted. Too late, Rodgers plays for the packers

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 03:53 PM (CPoFy)

21 16 I'll laugh if what was mentioned earlier today winds up being true. That the gay player may not even get drafted. I do doubt that though. Goodell really wants an out of the closet player and if he isn't picked up by the seventh round I'm going to bet that he starts begging teams to take him. I'll also laugh if he is drafted by the redskins. Posted by: Buzzion at May 08, 2014 07:52 PM (z/Ubi) Not the Packers?

Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 03:53 PM (MbqmP)

22 Had to look up Hagemann. He sounds like a beast, I'd be fine with him. He might be available mid-second round, per the 2 mocks I saw. Possible trade down scenario.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 03:53 PM (ZshNr)

23 Used to look forward to it, but got sick of waiting around for four hours every year only to have Belechick trade out of the first round. I'll stick with Bruins-Canadiens tonight.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 08, 2014 03:54 PM (i0wGQ)

24 Hey, the Jets don't care about harmony in the locker room. They should draft him.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 03:54 PM (zDsvJ)

25 I do doubt that though. Goodell really wants an out of the closet player and if he isn't picked up by the seventh round I'm going to bet that he starts begging teams to take him. The good news for the NFL is that you can get KY in 55 gallon drums now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:54 PM (yz6yg)

26 >>>>>Not the Packers? That won't make liberal heads explode like him getting drafted by the racist mascot will

Posted by: Buzzion at May 08, 2014 03:55 PM (z/Ubi)

27 23. He has to wait that long for Brady to do his hair

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 03:55 PM (CPoFy)

28 There are three sure things in life. Death, taxes, and that the Browns will be a mystery to all.The only thing worse is being a Vikings fan.

Posted by: oc joe at May 08, 2014 03:55 PM (hqVUe)

29 well t he papers seem to think that the Chiefs will pick this Oregon State WR for their draft.
hope it works out.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 03:55 PM (9GG/0)

30 I'll stick with Bruins-Canadiens tonight. Posted by: tu3031 at May 08, 2014 07:54 PM (i0wGQ) Hopefully the B's won't hang Rask out to dry tonight. Because even if all the lines are "on" Rask is still going to have to be the best player out there tonight.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:56 PM (yz6yg)

31 The rumor in Houston this afternoon is that the Texans will give New England a third round pick for Ryan Mallet. We'll see.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 03:57 PM (8FyP4)

32 And since I won't be watching until I get home and fire up the dvr so I can skip lots of bullshit and commercials I better not stick around.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 08, 2014 03:57 PM (z/Ubi)

33 There are three sure things in life. Death, taxes, and that the Browns will be a mystery to all.The only thing worse is being a Vikings fan. Posted by: oc joe at May 08, 2014 07:55 PM (hqVUe) *ahem* I must still have work to do then.

Posted by: Zombie Al Davis [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:57 PM (yz6yg)

34 Have the Bears lost the draft yet?

That's ok, you still have us.

Posted by: Clark and the Chicago Cubs at May 08, 2014 03:57 PM (FXTmE)

35 The rumor in Houston this afternoon is that the Texans will give New England a third round pick for Ryan Mallet. We'll see. Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 07:57 PM (8FyP4) Shit, if that's the case then the Texans really WILL be "Patriots South"

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 03:58 PM (yz6yg)

36 Via Leon Wolf's twitter feed: LB Sam signs endorsement deal with Visa http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2014/story/_/id/10903420/ 2014-nfl-draft-michael-sam-signs-endorsement-deal-visa via @espnnfl

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 03:58 PM (zDsvJ)

37 Cool, maybe we'll use that extra third round pick to grab BC running back Andre Williams.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 03:59 PM (ZshNr)

38 Plase don't screw up Houston...

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:00 PM (8FyP4)

39 Via Leon Wolf's twitter feed: LB Sam signs endorsement deal with Visa Let's not start sucking each other's dicks, gentlemen. Yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolf [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:00 PM (yz6yg)

40 Sam's agent might have gotten a guarantee from a team. "If you're available in the seventh, we'll take you.". Wonder who the team is?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 04:00 PM (ZshNr)

41 All pretty. 2nd from right, absitively beautiful. Know it won't be in early round but hope the Chiefs pick up Ty Zimmerman. And they all said who?

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 04:00 PM (0cUd9)

42 Sam's agent might have gotten a guarantee from a team. "If you're available in the seventh, we'll take you.". Wonder who the team is? Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 08:00 PM (ZshNr) *ahem*

Posted by: Robert Kraft [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:01 PM (yz6yg)

43 Shit, if that's the case then the Texans really WILL be "Patriots South" Posted by: Sean Bannion

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

It makes sense, but damn, Mallet only has four passes in three years.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:01 PM (8FyP4)

I know nothing about the draft. It's all a mystery to me. It's kind of like having putting slaves on sale at the auction block.

And now I guess I need to denounce myself.

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2014 04:01 PM (g+d/y)

45 Spoiler Alert: Vikings are gonna fuck this thing all up

Posted by: Zakn at May 08, 2014 04:02 PM (7F9i5)

46 It's Baseball season. Anyone else remember when there were really seasons to sports? NFL news in May? NHL games in May? NBA games in May? WTF. Aghh. Get off my lawn.

Posted by: sodak at May 08, 2014 04:03 PM (s5OtE)

47 It makes sense, but damn, Mallet only has four passes in three years. Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 08:01 PM (8FyP4) I've seen a lot of him in pre-season. My brother and I usually take a week off and hang out at camp at Foxborough every year. He's better than he looks on paper. He only looks sub-par on paper because he's backing up Tom Effin' Brady.

Posted by: Robert Kraft [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:03 PM (yz6yg)

48 the NFL hates me and everything I stand for

Posted by: Soothie § at May 08, 2014 04:03 PM (KxmPO)

49 Remember, the (multimillionaire) slaves are in the NBA.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:03 PM (8FyP4)

50 /off Patriots sock

Posted by: Robert Kraft [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:03 PM (yz6yg)

51 Dammit

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:04 PM (yz6yg)

52 he NFL hates me and everything I stand for Posted by: Soothie Â§ at May 08, 2014 08:03 PM (KxmPO) Beer, steak, and heterosexuality?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:04 PM (yz6yg)

53 He only looks sub-par on paper because he's backing up Tom Effin' Brady.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

And if you're gonna learn for someone, that would be a good one. I actually hope it happens.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:04 PM (8FyP4)

54 I'd make every single guy with hair that won't fit in a helmet either cut it off or sign a concussion waiver before they hit the field.

Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 04:05 PM (ILBCY)

55 And if you're gonna learn for someone, that would be a good one. I actually hope it happens. Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 08:04 PM (8FyP4) He's got a hell of a lot of zip in his arm. Just like Matt Cassel, he'll be fine after three games. If he survives.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:06 PM (yz6yg)

It will be interesting who gets the ghey guy. Packers or Browns.

Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2014 04:06 PM (g+d/y)

57 When der Fuhrer sez, we ist der master race We heil, heil, right in der Fuhrer's face

Posted by: The Nazi Cheerleaders of Alsace at May 08, 2014 04:06 PM (8ZskC)

58 I'm going to trade down the first four rounds to accumulate picks. I'll parlay those picks into drafting 10-12 waterboys. But wait! It gets better. The waterboy ploy is a decoy. I'll then take those 10-12 waterboys and trade them for a bag of footballs and cash considerations. I play nth dimensional chess; everyone else is playing checkers.

Posted by: Jerry Jones at May 08, 2014 04:06 PM (1CroS)

59 'd make every single guy with hair that won't fit in a helmet either cut it off or sign a concussion waiver before they hit the field. Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 08:05 PM (ILBCY) Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Richard Sherman [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:06 PM (yz6yg)

60 Come on Texans, announce Clowny as the pick and let's move on.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:06 PM (8FyP4)

61 man, the Chiefs won't pick until #23.
how long will that take?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:07 PM (9GG/0)

62 As long as the bears pick somebody on defense and Minnesota picks not a good quarterback I'm all set.

Posted by: SB, making this week's appearance at May 08, 2014 04:08 PM (zf/mt)

63 Bannion. I will commit many heinous crimes if they draft manziel at 4 or 26 or 35. Just no.

Posted by: simplemind at May 08, 2014 04:08 PM (hTeQK)

64 so does each team get 10 minutes? how exactly does this work

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:09 PM (9GG/0)

65 I'll laugh if what was mentioned earlier today winds up being true. That the gay player may not even get drafted.

He will be the first player chosen in the NBA supplemental diversity draft.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 08, 2014 04:10 PM (+lsX1)

66 Hi ya chemjeff. Dropped a hello last night before I hit the sack in case you were still around. I think True North is going to play a winery this summer or fall. I'll keep ya posted. Could have NE Ks meet-up possibilities.

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 04:10 PM (3f/jH)

67 Quit fucking around Houston. Take Clowny.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:10 PM (8FyP4)

68 The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are heiling Hitler.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 04:11 PM (LJ7Ze)

69 Have the Browns decided on their newest scapegoat yet?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 08, 2014 04:11 PM (+lsX1)

70 Is navtcopjoe really dorcus?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 04:11 PM (Q8vlx)

71 You should flip that photo left-to-right just for fun.

Posted by: rickl at May 08, 2014 04:12 PM (sdi6R)

72 Bannion. I will commit many heinous crimes if they draft manziel at 4 or 26 or 35. Just no. Posted by: simplemind at May 08, 2014 08:08 PM (hTeQK) A buddy in my office is a die-hard Browns fan. We were joking about that yesterday. This morning he comes up to me and says, "You don't really think that could happen, do you?"

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:13 PM (yz6yg)

73 HAH! Love this. Awesome Y-Not!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 08, 2014 04:14 PM (l7DqC)

74 hi teej!
That sounds like fun. Maybe Weston? That sounds like it would be a fun gig.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:14 PM (9GG/0)

75 The dollar amount of the contracts signed today will be beyond what we will ever earn in a lifetime. But we will have to hear about the slavery from the likes of The Reverend Al and Jesse Jackson. For the midlde class.

Posted by: oc joe at May 08, 2014 04:14 PM (hqVUe)

So how will the J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*! fuck this up?

And will the Jets faithful recreate some of their awesome reactions. "WE WANT SAPP! WE WANT SAPP!"

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:15 PM (o44nj)

77 Good idea. They would then be doing it with the right hand.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 04:15 PM (LJ7Ze)

78 5 Could it be that they are held in that position by suction? Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 08, 2014 07:48 PM (MKpBT) lol. Like octopuss.

Posted by: Guido at May 08, 2014 04:15 PM (GYg/s)

79 Mr. Jane Skinner announces that Clowney goes to Houston.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:15 PM (o44nj)

80 YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:15 PM (8FyP4)

81 Clowney the first pick. He'll be in jail by this weekend.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 04:15 PM (KNXgp)

82 I have a lot of faith -- may hope-- in Farmer. God I hope he is the real deal. I hope he has the brains to stay away from Johnny football.

Posted by: simplemind at May 08, 2014 04:16 PM (hTeQK)

83 wait, Manziel is a college junior. he is joining the draft now?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:17 PM (9GG/0)

84 Clowney the first pick. He'll be in jail by this weekend. Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 08:15 PM (KNXgp) You watch. He'll be in the shit by October. Just wait. Can't take the 'hood outta the man.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:18 PM (yz6yg)

85 man this is slow.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:18 PM (9GG/0)

86 I just can't bring myself to give a $#!T about sports anymore. Are you ready for some bread and circuses?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 04:18 PM (LJ7Ze)

87 I believe if you look at the #3 post on this thread, you will see I was the first to pick Clowny

Posted by: oc joe at May 08, 2014 04:18 PM (hqVUe)

88 "Manziel - sounds part Angel part man. Maybe we should draft him." Said my wife. I almost went blind from rolling my eyes. Didn't know you could do that . . .

Posted by: simplemind at May 08, 2014 04:18 PM (hTeQK)

89 I'm keeping track of Peter Schragers mock draft. Trying to assign a value to each pick so that I can compare with Kiper's, etc. A value of zero when he gets it right, +1 for every spot distant from projected draft position. Clowney = 0.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 04:18 PM (ZshNr)

90 he is joining the draft now? He's old enough and didn't want to chance an injury. (And he doesn't listen to his father.)

Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 04:18 PM (ILBCY)

91 Did SCOAMF rush to ESPN to do a mock draft board?

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 04:19 PM (FXTmE)

92 And here I thought the only thing that could ruin this draft for me was the Browns picks, then 91 mentions a SCOAMF draft. . .

Posted by: simplemind at May 08, 2014 04:20 PM (hTeQK)

93 Wow, Schrager from Fox Sports has Manziel going to the Jags at 3. Haven't seen him that high in a while.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 04:20 PM (ZshNr)

94 Manziel's Grandpa is my neighbor. Says he fo sho don't want to go to Cleveland, but would like Houston.

Posted by: Erowmero at May 08, 2014 04:21 PM (go5uR)

95 Jadeveon ??? is that on a triple letter or triple word tile? if so how many points ?

Posted by: seamrog at May 08, 2014 04:21 PM (rSe/w)

96 From you lips to Ray Farmer's ears gramps.

Posted by: simplemind at May 08, 2014 04:21 PM (hTeQK)

97 If each choice gets this much time I guess it will be over tomorrow morning?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Supermodel, Benghazi reporter at May 08, 2014 04:22 PM (baL2B)

98 91 Did SCOAMF rush to ESPN to do a mock draft board? Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 08:19 PM (FXTmE) He only sniffs basketball players' jocks. It reminds him of Reggie.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 04:22 PM (HxSXm)

99 eh I don't know. you should at least get a college degree out of your football scholarship.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:22 PM (9GG/0)

100

"Manziel - sounds part Angel part man. Maybe we should draft him." Said my wife.

I almost went blind from rolling my eyes.

Didn't know you could do that . . .

Posted by: simplemind at May 08, 2014 08:18 PM (hTeQK)

But did she, as I suspect, outpick all of us in the NCAA tourney pool?

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:22 PM (o44nj)

101 Jadeveon ??? is that on a triple letter or triple word tile? if so how many points ? Posted by: seamrog at May 08, 2014 08:21 PM (rSe/w) Wut?

Posted by: LaQuanisha TyronA Jackson [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:22 PM (yz6yg)

102 Now if my Texans can find a way to trade up for Manziel. That's right, bring on the hate.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (8FyP4)

103 Browns? Browns? There used to a be a football team by that name. Didn't they get absorbed by the powder puff league or something?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (xpPRn)

104 Any new rules this season?

Posted by: Soothie § at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (KxmPO)

105 so Greg Robinson goes to the Rams.
will it really help? the Rams kinda suck right now.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (9GG/0)

106 93 Wow, Schrager from Fox Sports has Manziel going to the Jags at 3. Haven't seen him that high in a while. Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 08:20 PM (ZshNr) Jags aren't selling tickets. Manziel will sell 10K season tickets by the end of the week.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (HxSXm)

107 Winery gig not posted yet but,,, Stop. The. Freaking. Presses. How could I forget this one. They're playing Baconfest in your fair city Sept. 27 If the name of that party doesn't have meet-up written all over it...

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (3tFLC)

108 This Seahawk fan will let everyone else worry who their team drafts.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy Ut at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (xGX1p)

109 I hope Clown-Show can play QB.

#fail

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (P1WNR)

110 Yeah, she beats me every year. Use combination of catholic school, mascot, geography and head coaches and time zones. Really.

Posted by: simplemind at May 08, 2014 04:23 PM (hTeQK)

111 Lambs take Greg Robinson, OT.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:25 PM (o44nj)

112 SEC - 2

Every other conference - 0

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 04:25 PM (KNXgp)

113 Did the Seahawks choose steroids yet?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:25 PM (CPoFy)

114 I agree with you Mark. The Seahawks are going to rule the NFL for the next ten years if they can keep their core together.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 04:26 PM (jucos)

115 In Gisele's defense, Blondie sucks balls.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 04:26 PM (uhMMS)

116 Robinson = 0.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 04:26 PM (ZshNr)

117 teej awesome you are playing at the Baconfest? that would rock.
yeah I think a NW MO/NE KS meetup would be totally appropriate for Baconfest

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:27 PM (9GG/0)

118

Point of order - the SEC is a pro league.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:27 PM (o44nj)

119 Ray Lewis is quite the wordsmith.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 04:27 PM (P1WNR)

120 Is this the NFL draft as in the NFL that partnered with Obama to sell Obamacare? And is this on ESPN, the same ESPN that interviewed Obama during March Madness and gave him a 10 minute infomerical for Obamacare? Same NFL that told Rush Limbaugh to fuck off but has Keith Olbermann as an announcer? Yeah....let's keep supporting these institutions, by all means.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 08, 2014 04:27 PM (0LHZx)

121 If the jags are smart they'll take bridgewater

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:28 PM (CPoFy)

122 121 If the jags are smart....

LOL.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 04:28 PM (P1WNR)

123 Oh how we forget. RGIII was the shit, Right? Got his ass pounded and handed back to him. Johnny Football?? He will be forgotten 3 yrs from now. Might get a one time hail mary pass like that other small quarterback from so long ago. Flute my ass.

Posted by: oc joe at May 08, 2014 04:29 PM (hqVUe)

124 hmm, Blake Bortles

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:29 PM (9GG/0)

125 Hank Williams JR. would be a fine pick.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 04:30 PM (LJ7Ze)

126 I agree with you Mark. The Seahawks are going to rule the NFL for the next ten years if they can keep their core together. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 08:26 PM (judos) How do you do that?

Posted by: Pete Carroll of the New England Patriots Carrolls [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:31 PM (yz6yg)

127 This is quick. Jags take Blake Bortles.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:31 PM (o44nj)

128 huh just read up on Blake Bortles, seems like quite a stud for a QB

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:31 PM (9GG/0)

129 Uh-oh, Johnny Foosbaw's feelings are hurt.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 04:31 PM (KNXgp)

130 Not playing but I'm sure I'll be there helpin' out. Gary, Steve & I might be playing again though. Have had a few practices and Gary seems really excited about it. Keep you fingers crossed for me.

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 04:32 PM (3tFLC)

131 Nice, no Bortles for Houston.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:32 PM (8FyP4)

132 What the hell is a Blake bortles?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:32 PM (CPoFy)

133 It will be interesting who gets the ghey guy. Packers or Browns. Posted by: Soona at May 08, 2014 08:06 PM

Rams?

Posted by: huerfano at May 08, 2014 04:32 PM (bAGA/)

134 Pinkskins?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:33 PM (8FyP4)

135 What the hell is a Blake bortles? Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 08:32 PM (CPoFy) Like a Jim McMahon, only worse.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:33 PM (yz6yg)

136

huh just read up on Blake Bortles, seems like quite a stud for a QB

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 08:31 PM (9GG/0)

Too bad his arm belongs on a 5'5 guy instead of a 6'5 guy.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:33 PM (o44nj)

137 I pray the browns get Johnny football just so I can give AtC shit for the next year

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:33 PM (CPoFy)

138 Hi, I'm Michael Sam! When I visit the local dungeon master while I'm on the practice squad, I pay for the Crisco treatment with my Visa! Visa...it's everywhere you want to be!

Posted by: Michael Sam at May 08, 2014 04:33 PM (2IlA7)

139 Browns trade pick to Bills

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 04:34 PM (HxSXm)

140 What the hell is a Blake bortles?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 08:32 PM (CPoFy)

He's half of the Bortles and James wine cooler company.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 04:34 PM (KNXgp)

141
Aaaand here's Cleveland....
🐒🏈

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 04:34 PM (FXTmE)

142 1) Clowney = 0. 2) Robinson = 0. 3) Bortles = 8. Whoa, that's a big one. Schrager had Manziel at this spot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 04:34 PM (ZshNr)

143 But he's 6'5"! Just like Matt Schaub.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:34 PM (8FyP4)

144 First trade of the night - the Browns trade their 1st-round pick to the Bills. Just a chryon mention at this point, no details.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:34 PM (o44nj)

145 135. Like a Jim McMahon, only worse. I thought da bears already have cutler

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:34 PM (CPoFy)

146 huh just read up on Blake Bortles, seems like quite a stud for a QB Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 08:31 PM (9GG/0) Jason Seifert on ESPN chat: Bortles is Ben Roethlisberger without the big arm.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:35 PM (yz6yg)

147 If I could care less about the NFL draft, I totally would. Gonna go listen to static and distant Morse code on ham radio. Peaceful night to all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 08, 2014 04:35 PM (MmiWV)

148 A part of me feels like saluting the cheerleaders

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 04:35 PM (30eLQ)

149 Is there a non tackling linebacker for the Bears to draft this year?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 04:35 PM (LJ7Ze)

150 Really? You know you could be watching NHL Playoff Hockey, right? ...soccer, even. Anything but the NFL Draft.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2014 04:36 PM (PoFJm)

151 I'm watching the hockey game. Somebody give me a heads-up when it's Green Bay's turn.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 04:36 PM (oMKp3)

152

Bills gave up the 9th pick, and their 1st/4th rounders next year to get to number 4.

Johnny Football?

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:36 PM (o44nj)

153 Browns get 9 today, Bills 1st anf 4th next year.

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 04:36 PM (FXTmE)

154 And the Bills take Sammy Watkins (WR, Clemson).

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:37 PM (o44nj)

155 Speaking of soccer, the World Cup logo looks like a giant facepalm. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WC-2014-Brasil.svg

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 08, 2014 04:37 PM (/kI1Q)

156 sammy Watkins to Buffalo

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 04:37 PM (yz6yg)

157 Bortles stinks.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 04:37 PM (P1WNR)

158 The Texans' problem wasn't their lineup, imo; it was their coaching staff, playbook, and - later - collapse of morale.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 04:37 PM (30eLQ)

159

I'm watching the hockey game. Somebody give me a heads-up when it's Green Bay's turn.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 08:36 PM (oMKp3)

Roger Wilco.

Go Pack Go!

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:37 PM (o44nj)

160 Saw Sammy Watkins play last year, he is phenomenal.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 04:37 PM (HxSXm)

161 155 I'd rather watch girls' Lacrosse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 04:38 PM (LJ7Ze)

162 Solid pick for the Bills, but damn, they gave up a lot.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:38 PM (8FyP4)

163 >>>You know you could be watching NHL Playoff Hockey, right<<<

Or both. Hockey on the tv, ESPN is streaming the draft live online.

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 04:38 PM (FXTmE)

164 the World Cup logo looks like a giant facepalm. Awesome. Either that, or Diego Maradona wrestling a goalie for the ball

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 04:38 PM (30eLQ)

165 On second thought, the Packers probably don't need to pick anyone at all. They're perfect just the way they are. Go Jordy!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 04:38 PM (oMKp3)

166 Bortles is Ben Roethlisberger without the big arm.

hmmm.... really? so what's the point/

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:39 PM (9GG/0)

167 4) Watkins = 0. I think teams thought he'd slip, but Buffalo made a power move.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 04:39 PM (ZshNr)

168 You know, if somehow verrett is left for da bears that would be amazing

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:39 PM (CPoFy)

169 The Bills drafted EJ Manuel in the 1st round last year, no Johnny Football I would presume. Khalil Mack, probably.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 04:40 PM (uhMMS)

170 Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 08:39 PM (CPoFy) Hang it up, Joe. You're toast.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 04:40 PM (oMKp3)

171 I just wish we'd get to the Chiefs

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:40 PM (9GG/0)

172

Is there a non tackling linebacker for the Bears to draft this year?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 08:35 PM (LJ7Ze)

I sure hope so.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:40 PM (o44nj)

173 Or Sammy Watkins

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 04:40 PM (uhMMS)

174 158 The Texans' problem wasn't their lineup, imo; it was their coaching staff, playbook, and - later - collapse of morale. Posted by: boulder t'hobo

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Yep, they were close in a lot of games, but 'led' the NFL at -22 takeaways. Can't win many games like that.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:40 PM (8FyP4)

175 >>>Bortles is Ben Roethlisberger without the big arm.<<<

Oh no!!!

Posted by: young, drunk women in Jacksonville nightclubs at May 08, 2014 04:41 PM (FXTmE)

176 Proof the Obama administration does not watch hockey. If they did, then Eric Holder would bring an investigation for white privalage and violence.

Posted by: oc joe at May 08, 2014 04:41 PM (hqVUe)

177 hmm Khalil Mack to the Raiders....

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:42 PM (9GG/0)

178 Draft trivia I read - since Troy Aikman in 1989, the number of Super Bowls won by QBs taken in the top 5 overall and not named Manning = zero.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 04:42 PM (uhMMS)

179

With the fifth pick, the Ghost of Al Davis takes Khalil Mack (LB, Buffalo)

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:42 PM (o44nj)

180 Raiders made a good pick? I guess Al Davis is truly dead.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 04:43 PM (P1WNR)

181 Quick, who is in prison? We'll know who the lions are picking

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:43 PM (CPoFy)

182 If they did, then Eric Holder would bring an investigation for white privalage and violence "privilege".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 04:43 PM (30eLQ)

183 grammie!! But, hockey? Really? Well, your heart, and your love for The Pack, more than outweighs that.

Jordy. Jordy. Jordy.

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 04:44 PM (VHfsw)

184 That won't make liberal heads explode like him getting drafted by the racist mascot will Posted by: Buzzion at May 08, 2014 07:55 PM (z/Ubi) Racist homos are so passÃ©.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 04:44 PM (MbqmP)

185 5) Mack = 0.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 04:44 PM (ZshNr)

186 178 Draft trivia I read - since Troy Aikman in 1989, the number of Super Bowls won by QBs taken in the top 5 overall and not named Manning = zero.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Yep, Montana was a third round pick, Brady a sixth I believe.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:44 PM (8FyP4)

187 How many so far aren't felons?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 04:44 PM (xpPRn)

188 Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 08:44 PM (VHfsw) Hiya teej! Long time no see! How are you ?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 04:45 PM (oMKp3)

189 171 I just wish we'd get to the Chiefs Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 08:40 PM (9GG/0) There's nobody over 45 in the draft this year, so the Chefs will not bother picking at all.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 04:45 PM (MbqmP)

190

Hey Chuckie Gruden, knowing something you don't is the default.

Oh, and get a haircut.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:46 PM (o44nj)

191 Staubach was a tenth round pick, but he had Naval service in front of him, so that doesn't really count.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:46 PM (8FyP4)

192 The dumb ass new LA mayor just blew a half million taxpayer bucks renovating his official residence. What an asshole!

Posted by: Pug of Brunei at May 08, 2014 04:46 PM (3U9Bd)

193 Favre was a 3rd round pick, IIRC; Brees a 2nd, Russell Wilson a 3rd; Flacco and Rapethisburger a late 1, Trent Dilfer 3rd?...who else?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 04:46 PM (uhMMS)

194

Favre was a 3rd round pick, IIRC; Brees a 2nd, Russell Wilson a 3rd; Flacco and Rapethisburger a late 1, Trent Dilfer 3rd?...who else?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 08:46 PM (uhMMS)

Rodgers fell to a late 1.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:47 PM (o44nj)

195 One foot in front of the other young lady. Hope you're doing better than well!

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 04:48 PM (VHfsw)

196 Did someone blow out the margins?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 04:48 PM (zDsvJ)

197 So how far does Johnny Football fall? I say mid-teens.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:48 PM (o44nj)

198 falcons are kinda slow

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:48 PM (9GG/0)

199 I think Bradshaw was first overall in 1970, if I recall, and he won four SBs, so I guess that's the standard.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:48 PM (8FyP4)

200 195 One foot in front of the other young lady. Hope you're doing better than well! Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 08:48 PM (VHfsw) No complaints. And hey, if you ever play in the vicinity of Wisconsin, you gotta let me know.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 04:49 PM (oMKp3)

201 So lovie will take hageman Vikings will take Carr Can Da bears get verrett

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:49 PM (CPoFy)

202 How many so far aren't felons? Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 08:44 PM

You're talking convictions, right?

Posted by: Jameis Winston Draft Class of 2015 at May 08, 2014 04:49 PM (bAGA/)

203 196 Decorative bunting on comments.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 04:49 PM (LJ7Ze)

204 193 Favre was a 3rd round pick, IIRC; Brees a 2nd, Russell Wilson a 3rd; Flacco and Rapethisburger a late 1, Trent Dilfer 3rd?...who else? Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 08:46 PM (uhMMS) Mark Rypien was a 6th rounder in 86 and won SB 27

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 04:50 PM (HxSXm)

205 Sieg Elbows!!

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 04:50 PM (aTXUx)

206 You're talking convictions, right?

Posted by: Jameis Winston Draft Class of 2015 at May 08, 2014 08:49 PM (bAGA/)

Hell, yeah!

Posted by: Ben R. at May 08, 2014 04:50 PM (8lmkt)

207 Boss, @186?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 04:50 PM (zDsvJ)

208 The Dirty Birds Jake Matthews (OT/A&M).

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:51 PM (o44nj)

209 Can you imagine being in the Matthews family and NOT playing football?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:51 PM (8FyP4)

210

That's Texas A&M.

Johnny Football hardest hit.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:51 PM (o44nj)

211 Mark Rypien was a 6th rounder in 86 and won SB 27 One of my favorite Peyton Manning backups.

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 08, 2014 04:51 PM (/kI1Q)

212 >>81 Clowney the first pick. He'll be in jail by this weekend. Texans should trade up so they can get Manziel, too. They can be cell mates. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 04:51 PM (zDsvJ)

213 204 193 Favre was a 3rd round pick, IIRC; Brees a 2nd, Russell Wilson a 3rd; Flacco and Rapethisburger a late 1, Trent Dilfer 3rd?...who else? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 08:50 PM (HxSXm) Tom Brady was a 6th rounder, Dan Marino a late 1st, Joe Montana was a 3rd rounder, Bart Starr was a 17th rounder, Kurt Warner was undrafted

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 04:52 PM (aTXUx)

214 Okay, who do I complain to about my premium subscription not having ampersands?

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:52 PM (o44nj)

215 6) Matthews = 0. From the NFL royalty Matthews family.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 04:52 PM (ZshNr)

216 209 Can you imagine being in the Matthews family and NOT playing football? Broken ass clay can

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 04:52 PM (CPoFy)

217 207 Pretty much all of that persons comments.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 08, 2014 04:53 PM (LJ7Ze)

218 The Texans don't have the balls to trade up and take Manziel.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 04:53 PM (P1WNR)

219 Play in Wisconsin? I'd love to but that's a loooong ways from home. Maybe if I tell the guys they'd get to meet one of my all time favorite 'ettes' they'd be up for the trip. We did travel up to Iowa to play way back when.

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2014 04:54 PM (uRbX6)

220

209 Can you imagine being in the Matthews family and NOT playing football?

Broken ass clay can

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 08:52 PM (CPoFy)

Over/under on the number of sacks Clay gets on Cutler - 1.5.

Pro tip - take the over.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:55 PM (o44nj)

221 211 Mark Rypien was a 6th rounder in 86 and won SB 27 One of my favorite Peyton Manning backups. Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 08, 2014 08:51 PM (/kI1Q) And yet, has more Super Bowl rings than Peyton.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 04:55 PM (HxSXm)

222 Matthews' father, uncle, and grandfather are all in the HoF. Pretty good genes.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:55 PM (8FyP4)

223 It's Happening

Posted by: Zakn at May 08, 2014 04:55 PM (7F9i5)

224 Now now, don't you be sayin' unpleasant things about my Clay Matthews.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 04:56 PM (oMKp3)

225 Over/under on the number of sacks Clay gets on Cutler - 1.5.

Pro tip - take the over. Posted by: steveegg

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Are you talkin' per game or per quarter?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:56 PM (8FyP4)

226

Are you talkin' per game or per quarter?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 08:56 PM (8FyP4)

Per half.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:57 PM (o44nj)

227 Steve Young, Brett Favre, and Drew Brees were all traded by the teams that drafted them. Well, Young's USFL team folded but can't remember who traded him to the 69ers.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 04:57 PM (uhMMS)

228 218 The Texans don't have the balls to trade up and take Manziel.
Posted by: Dr Spank

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I wish they did.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:57 PM (8FyP4)

229 Ken Dilger went to the Pro Bowl that year. Mmm. Dilger.

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 08, 2014 04:57 PM (/kI1Q)

230 >>>Can you imagine being in the Matthews family and NOT playing football?<<<

It's like the other Manning brother who has the back issue, but was also very talented (though a receiver if I remember right).

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 04:57 PM (FXTmE)

231 Blake Bortles ?

Posted by: toby928© believes that localism is the key at May 08, 2014 04:58 PM (QupBk)

232 wait, did they just skip over the Buccaneers?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:58 PM (9GG/0)

233 Jim Kelly was in the USFL as well before playin for Buffalo.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 04:58 PM (8FyP4)

234 yup Blake Bortles

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 04:59 PM (9GG/0)

235 Tell me the *keys* to the game!!

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 04:59 PM (KxmPO)

236

The Bucs take Mike Evans (WR/Aggies).

Johnny Football sacked again.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 04:59 PM (o44nj)

237 Drop johnny, drop.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 04:59 PM (P1WNR)

238 you mean Bubby Brister?

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 04:59 PM (KxmPO)

239 OK, local Galveston thug Mike Evans goes to Tampa Bay.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:00 PM (8FyP4)

240 WR for lovie? Hmmmmm

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 05:00 PM (CPoFy)

241 228 Steve Young, Brett Favre, and Drew Brees were all traded by the teams that drafted them. Well, Young's USFL team folded but can't remember who traded him to the 69ers. Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 08:57 PM (uhMMS) That would be the Buccaneers, who also got rid of Doug Williams, Super Bowl XXII MVP.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:00 PM (HxSXm)

242 Larry cZonka?

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:00 PM (KxmPO)

243 7.) Evans = 0.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 05:00 PM (ZshNr)

244 Has Bob Costas stepped up to the podium yet to lecture us on guns?

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 08, 2014 05:00 PM (Na28k)

245 I just fell in love with that boy. What a sweetie. And he can just give me that baby right this minute.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:00 PM (++4vU)

246 You can say what you want about Clay Matthews. He's still very nice to look at. And never does douche-y things with his hair like some idiots (lookin' at you, Tom).

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:00 PM (8lmkt)

247 It's either a UFO or it's some sort of new aircraft.
Whatever it is...it looks way cool to me.

Posted by: wheatie at May 08, 2014 08:53 PM (l/M30)

Stealth UAS. Looks like it might be a RQ-170.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 05:01 PM (KNXgp)

248 Jack Youngblood

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:01 PM (KxmPO)

249 Oh hell Vikings need bridgewater or carr

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 05:01 PM (CPoFy)

250 Hey, Tammy! Is there another Matthews boy for us? Like, Clay's bro or something? I don't have cable, I rely on the HQ to keep me informed.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:01 PM (8lmkt)

251 wasn't there a Burt Blyweather or something like that?

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:01 PM (KxmPO)

252 Well, crap, is he a thug, too? I am so loving Johnny Asshat getting passed over.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:01 PM (++4vU)

253 I think I fixed the margins. Watch for those long lines of +++ please. Thx!

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:01 PM (zDsvJ)

254 If Cleveland does want Manziel they're gonna look like geniuses if the Vikings pass on him. A one and four next year to move down five slots. Nice.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 05:02 PM (uhMMS)

255 Oh good, more ladies! Hi Tammy. Hi Peaches.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 05:02 PM (oMKp3)

256 Come on browns Take Johnny the ego Pls

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 05:02 PM (CPoFy)

257 Trade 2 - Browns move to 8th, Vikings get the 9th and the Browns 5th-round (145th overall).

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:02 PM (o44nj)

258 Viqueens trade their pick to Browns.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:02 PM (HxSXm)

259 PEACHES! Clay III got all the looks in his family, trust me on this. The rest of them are kinda odd looking.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (++4vU)

260 Justin Gilbert to the Vikings

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (9GG/0)

261 Country Please stop making that long string. Thx.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (zDsvJ)

262 You can say what you want about Clay Matthews. He's still very nice to look at. And never does douche-y things with his hair like some idiots (lookin' at you, Tom). *** Yeahhhh. Matthews has his own hair problems.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (DmNpO)

263 Buncha Homo Rapiens.

Posted by: Sensitivity Director at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (eAJwE)

264 holy crap, he's 6'5" and 304 lbs. dang, that is one big ol boy.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (8lmkt)

265 sorry, to the Browns

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (9GG/0)

266 Burt was a pitcher, no?? Bleileven?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (++4vU)

267 Come on Browns - pass over Johnny Football!

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (o44nj)

268 Browns trade up, for Manziel I'm betting.

Posted by: toby928© believes that localism is the key at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (QupBk)

269 The Vikings signed Matt Schaub, IIRC. Why take a QB this high?

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 05:03 PM (uhMMS)

270 Hey, grammie!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:04 PM (8lmkt)

271 yeah, Blileven

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:04 PM (KxmPO)

272 What long string?

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 05:04 PM (KNXgp)

273 Well, Clay's daddy was fine, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:04 PM (++4vU)

274 Hah, Johnny still unclaimed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:04 PM (++4vU)

275

And the NewBrowns take Justin Gilbert (CB/Oklahoma State).

Johnny Football picked off.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:04 PM (o44nj)

276 and I bet ... poorly

Posted by: toby928© believes that localism is the key at May 08, 2014 05:05 PM (QupBk)

277 Johnny Football dropping, and dropping.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:05 PM (HxSXm)

278 yeah, I could look at Clay for a long time before I got bored. just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:05 PM (8lmkt)

279 The Vikings signed Matt Schaub, IIRC. I thought Schaub went to the Raiders.

Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 05:05 PM (ILBCY)

280 Fucking browns

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 05:05 PM (CPoFy)

281 8.) Gilbert = 0. Schrager is on a roll.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 05:05 PM (ZshNr)

282 hi Peaches! hi Tammy!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:06 PM (9GG/0)

283 Keep falling JF so the Texans can trade up and get you.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:06 PM (8FyP4)

284 yeah, I could look at Clay for a long time before I got bored. just sayin' Oh yeah. http://is.gd/hrlA5P

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 08, 2014 05:06 PM (/kI1Q)

285 chemjeff! grammie!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:06 PM (++4vU)

286 270 The Vikings signed Matt Schaub, IIRC. Why take a QB this high? Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 09:03 PM (uhMMS) Raiders got Schaub. Vikings have Cassell and the kid from FSU from a few years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:07 PM (HxSXm)

287 Johnny no better than 3rd out of Texas A&M...

Posted by: Leland at May 08, 2014 05:07 PM (3R7WS)

288 TDdaily ‏@TDdaily 9m Guess the Jags liked what they heard when they asked Blake Bortles about his GF http://bit.ly/1mI6OA3

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 08, 2014 05:07 PM (DmNpO)

289 We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates.

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 08, 2014 05:07 PM (/kI1Q)

290 shoves cheetos through the usb port to HR . . . with a shot of tequila and a beer back.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:07 PM (8lmkt)

291 Schaub signed with the Raiders, sho nuff.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 05:07 PM (uhMMS)

292 Brian Piccolo, what of him?

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:08 PM (KxmPO)

293 293 Brian Piccolo, what of him? Posted by: Soothsayer Madden Â§ at May 08, 2014 09:08 PM (KxmPO) That movie makes me sob.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 05:09 PM (oMKp3)

294 The long line of +++'s -- or any long line of uninterrupted characters -- blows the margins. Screws up on the phone. Thx.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:09 PM (zDsvJ)

295 Anthony Barr to the Vikings

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:09 PM (9GG/0)

296 Brian Piccolo, what of him?

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden Â§ at May 08, 2014 09:08 PM (KxmPO)

still dead

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:09 PM (8lmkt)

297 You have to draft to your weaknesses.

Posted by: toby928© ponders the obvious at May 08, 2014 05:09 PM (QupBk)

298 *passes some Mile High brand cigarillos to Peaches*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 05:09 PM (30eLQ)

299 Woo-hoo!

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 08, 2014 05:09 PM (/kI1Q)

300 because karma.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 05:10 PM (30eLQ)

301 HR I can pour some Miller Lite into the USB port for ya if ya want

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:10 PM (9GG/0)

302 good lord, bth, i just picked up a carton of parlies on the way home!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:10 PM (8lmkt)

303 I hope Manziel is off the board before the Cowboys are within spitting distance because I know that retard Jerry Jones watched him shred the worst OU defense of the Bob Stoops era at the Cotton Bowl and got an erection lasting more than four hours.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 05:11 PM (uhMMS)

304 Now I'm wondering if Manziel goes first round.

Posted by: toby928© ponders the obvious at May 08, 2014 05:11 PM (QupBk)

305 HR I can pour some Miller Lite into the USB port for ya if ya want
Posted by: chemjeff

That's just gonna piss her off.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:11 PM (8FyP4)

306

The Viqueens take Anthy Barr (LB/UCLA)

Johnny Football sacked.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:12 PM (o44nj)

307 What, is ESPiN on delay?

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:12 PM (o44nj)

308 Keep dropping Johnny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 05:12 PM (P1WNR)

309 9.) Barr = 11. Okaaaayyy...

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 05:12 PM (ZshNr)

310 So how long has this draft thing been a Big Media Thing? I always figured they just called the boys up on the phone. Seems fairly new, like the last few years or no?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:13 PM (++4vU)

311

Tom Brady and his wife Gisele look like they could be brother and sister.

Posted by: wheatie at May 08, 2014 05:13 PM (l/M30)

312 And for the lions, straight out of the Detroit jail is.....

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 05:13 PM (CPoFy)

313 increasingly looking like Global Warming is going to strike the Boulder Valley next Sunday, esp. that night.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 05:13 PM (30eLQ)

314 We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates. I always got a kick outta that scene.

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:13 PM (KxmPO)

315 yeah I think the huge media deal over the draft is new, like within the last 10 yrs or so

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:13 PM (9GG/0)

316 The long line of +++'s -- or any long line of uninterrupted characters -- blows the margins. Screws up on the phone.

Thx.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:09 PM (zDsvJ)[/]i]

But I don't have any long lines of uninterrupted characters. Unless it was the url in my nick, which I have removed to see if that is more convenient for you.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 05:14 PM (KNXgp)

317 Guess the Jags liked what they heard when they asked Blake Bortles about his GF Shut.Up.

Posted by: Manti Te at May 08, 2014 05:14 PM (ILBCY)

318 Detroit needs to draft an economy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 05:14 PM (P1WNR)

319 Barry Sanders is back!

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:14 PM (o44nj)

320 I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 05:14 PM (jucos)

321 Lions pick TE Eric Ebron from North Carolina

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 05:14 PM (aTXUx)

322 Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 09:14 PM (KNXgp) I think the comment applied to another person, not you. Similar nic.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 05:15 PM (oMKp3)

323 The Pats need a new hair dresser. Brady can't focus on reading defenses if his hair is a hot mess.

Posted by: eman at May 08, 2014 05:15 PM (EWsrI)

324 Ugggh Just got a run Damn

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 05:15 PM (CPoFy)

325

The Bankrupts (Lions) select Eric Ebron (TE/North Carolina)

Jets fans relieved that they don't have to boo another tight end.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:15 PM (o44nj)

326 Barry Sanders is back! Brought to you by Madden2015

Posted by: toby928© ponders the obvious at May 08, 2014 05:15 PM (QupBk)

327 TINE OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at May 08, 2014 05:15 PM (PoFJm)

328 Touching video that has gone viral. Homeless man gets a home:

http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2014/05/video-homeless-man-gets-home.html

Posted by: Steve at May 08, 2014 05:15 PM (0AX8H)

329 ugh it's taking forever to get to the Chiefs

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:15 PM (9GG/0)

330 Damn my fat fingers.

Posted by: Andy Reid at May 08, 2014 05:16 PM (PoFJm)

331 I pooched the sockpuppet. Manti Te'o

Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 05:16 PM (ILBCY)

332

Brought to you by Madden2015

Posted by: toby928Â© ponders the obvious at May 08, 2014 09:15 PM (QupBk)

Official football sim of the NFL.

Will the Lions second-round pick be announced by GM's CEO?

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:16 PM (o44nj)

333 Ooh, Ebron. He really climbed the charts.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 05:16 PM (ZshNr)

334 Johnny out of top ten...

Posted by: Leland at May 08, 2014 05:16 PM (3R7WS)

335 Whichever shitbag the titans get I'm sure T will blame me

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 05:17 PM (CPoFy)

336 Who are these assholes booing???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:17 PM (++4vU)

337 I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 09:14 PM (jucos)

heh, you can afford that many ticket?

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:17 PM (8lmkt)

338 317 The long line of +++'s -- or any long line of uninterrupted characters -- blows the margins. Screws up on the phone. Thx. Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:09 PM (zDsvJ)[/]i] But I don't have any long lines of uninterrupted characters. Unless it was the url in my nick, which I have removed to see if that is more convenient for you. Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 09:14 PM (KNXgp) It was Countrysquire @186 (it's since been fixed), not you.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 08, 2014 05:17 PM (v0/PR)

339 you can afford that many ticket? Burn!

Posted by: toby928© ponders the obvious at May 08, 2014 05:17 PM (QupBk)

340 I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl! Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 09:14 PM (jucos) heh, you can afford that many ticket? Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 09:17 PM (8lmkt) And, zinggggg!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 05:17 PM (oMKp3)

341 It was me with the +++++. Has never caused a problem before, but I'm using a different browser tonight, so maybe that's the issue.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:18 PM (8FyP4)

342

311 So how long has this draft thing been a Big Media Thing?

I always figured they just called the boys up on the phone. Seems fairly new, like the last few years or no?

---------

I'm sure it has nothing to do with diverting people's attention away from Barky and Hildabeast's scandals, Tammy.

Posted by: wheatie at May 08, 2014 05:18 PM (l/M30)

343 I think the comment applied to another person, not you. Similar nic.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 09:15 PM (oMKp3)

Thanks, Grammie! I scrolled back and found what Y-not was talking about. I couldn't figure out the +'s reference.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 05:18 PM (KNXgp)

344 By which I mean, who are the assholes that are doing the booing. Do they let the general public in?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:18 PM (++4vU)

345 End of second period in Montreal. Still no score.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 05:19 PM (oMKp3)

346 342 It was me with the +++++. Has never caused a problem before, but I'm using a different browser tonight, so maybe that's the issue. Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 09:18 PM (8FyP4) It didn't do anything to my margins but I think Y-not is reading on her phone.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 08, 2014 05:19 PM (v0/PR)

347 2nd intermission. Still 0-0 for B's/Habs

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 05:19 PM (FXTmE)

348 328 TINE OUT! Posted by: Andy Reid

Missed it by that much...

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:19 PM (8FyP4)

349 LOL, wheatie, I wouldn't put it past them! I do think it's been going on awhile, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:19 PM (++4vU)

350 Do they let the general public in?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 09:18 PM (++4vU)

I think you can buy tickets.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 05:19 PM (KNXgp)

351

So how long has this draft thing been a Big Media Thing?

I always figured they just called the boys up on the phone. Seems fairly new, like the last few years or no?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 09:13 PM (++4vU)

Longer than you think. ESPiN has been on it for decades.

The three-day affair is a new invention though.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:20 PM (o44nj)

352 So I'm watching Star Trek TNG, which is kind of the Star Trek I grew up. Wasn't a big fan or anything, but it was on the periphery. In episode one, the Worst Human Trait of All Time is supposedly represented by a "jingoistic" American soldier standing up to Communist dickwads. Nazi genocide? Nah. Soviet murder squads? Nah. Chinese Great Leap starvation? Nah. Cambodian slaughter of intellectuals? Nah. Americans standing against totalitarianism, that's the worst thing the human race ever did. Honestly, Rodenberry? Thanks for the big-titted sci-fi babes. I hope Satan's barbed cock is worth it, you demented fucking sack of shit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2014 05:20 PM (Wae34)

353 >>>So how long has this draft thing been a Big Media Thing? I always figured they just called the boys up on the phone. Seems fairly new, like the last few years or no? Keeping up media hype and selling shit during the offseason. Been going on for a while now. Now they're doing more coverage of the combine and such, because baseball just doesn't move product and ad prices like football does.

Posted by: DC in (Location TBD) at May 08, 2014 05:20 PM (Pvcl5)

354 Detroit needs to draft an economy. It tried. What productive voters were left, after the Young tyranny, voted in Dennis Archer in the late 1990s (which is when I visited). In 2001, Archer saw the political realities and gave up. Detroit cannot draft an economy on its own. It requires the state of Michigan to draft one for it. There exist electorates which cannot make choices for themselves. You don't have to like that fact, but you will very probably be making decisions for your family based on that fact

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 05:21 PM (30eLQ)

355 "Do they let the general public in?"

The ESPN goomers always sport a chub for the chanting retards that actually pay money to sit and watch this dog and pony show.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 05:21 PM (uhMMS)

356 Posted by: DC in (Location TBD) at May 08, 2014 09:20 PM (Pvcl5) Hey DC. I hear you may be moving to the Paducah area. I used to go over to Paducah on occasion during my college days. I think I had fun. For some reason I can't remember.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2014 05:22 PM (oMKp3)

357 Titans pick Taylor Lewan OT Michigan

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 05:23 PM (aTXUx)

358 The +'s are showing up in the comments as one line. I have been shortening the line of +'s by hand, but I am mostly on my phone where I can't edit.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:23 PM (zDsvJ)

359

The second-best pro football team in Tennessee take Taylor Lewan (OT/Michigan).

The Big Ten gets on the board before Johnny Football.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:23 PM (o44nj)

360 Honestly, Rodenberry? Thanks for the big-titted sci-fi babes. I hope Satan's barbed cock is worth it, you demented fucking sack of shit. TNG (more so, DS9) got a lot better after Dingleberry was plucked out.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 08, 2014 05:23 PM (30eLQ)

361 Taylor Lewan's mom has got a very nice rack on her. She may become my favorite football MILF.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:24 PM (HxSXm)

362

"Do they let the general public in?"

The ESPN goomers always sport a chub for the chanting retards that actually pay money to sit and watch this dog and pony show.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 09:21 PM (uhMMS)

Mostly Jets fans. They're always good for entertainment.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:24 PM (o44nj)

363 When do the Redskins draft? Oh... yeah... NEVERMIND!

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:24 PM (zDsvJ)

364 Rottenberry seemed to be convinced Capitalism would almost drive civilization to the brink by the mid 90's. And what would emerge from all the chaos is a world government...and then...progress.

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:24 PM (KxmPO)

365 The three-day affair is a new invention though. Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 09:20 PM (o44nj) I guess that's what I meant, the glitzy stuff. I do remember ESPN having to or reporting on it or something, but lately it seems like the Oscars, with a red carpet and stuff....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:25 PM (++4vU)

366 The 67% of those who say they aren't surprised Johnny Football has fallen flat are fucking liars (or at least most of them are).

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:25 PM (o44nj)

367 356 "Do they let the general public in?"

+++

If you want to see some depraved people, read the comments on a lefty website, or your local newspaper. For the truly disturbed though, read the comments on sports web sites. This shit means more than life and death.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:25 PM (8FyP4)

368 You named your kid what ? Ha-Ha That's not funny.

Posted by: seamrog at May 08, 2014 05:25 PM (rSe/w)

369 Well hello, Taylor.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:26 PM (++4vU)

370 And with the 16th pick, the Dallas Cowboys pick from Manchester United Wayne Rooney.

As a Cowboys fan this would not surprise me.

Posted by: radioactive at May 08, 2014 05:26 PM (pQq/7)

371 @371 they could use a place kicker

Posted by: Leland at May 08, 2014 05:27 PM (3R7WS)

372 ya know I don't think I've ever seen the full DS9 series
wonder if I can get the complete seasions

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:27 PM (9GG/0)

373

I guess that's what I meant, the glitzy stuff. I do remember ESPN having to or reporting on it or something, but lately it seems like the Oscars, with a red carpet and stuff....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 09:25 PM (++4vU)

The televised red carpet for the entire (projected) first round got its start in the early 2000s. Before that, only the top few were flown out to New York to be introduced live.

The breakout of the first round began a couple years ago.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:27 PM (o44nj)

374 She may become my favorite football MILF. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

Watch for Odell Beckham's mom. She's in the 'would crush it' category.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:27 PM (8FyP4)

375 Dallas will shock the NFL by taking AJ McCarron.

Posted by: toby928© at May 08, 2014 05:27 PM (QupBk)

376 The Cowboys are so bad that I, a lifelong Redskins fan, don't really hate them any longer. Not that we're any better, but still.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:27 PM (zDsvJ)

377 The 67% of those who say they aren't surprised Johnny Football has fallen flat are fucking liars (or at least most of them are). Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 09:25 PM (o44nj) Eh, he's awfully small. He doesn't really look like a pro-QB to me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:27 PM (++4vU)

378 345 By which I mean, who are the assholes that are doing the booing. Do they let the general public in? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 09:18 PM (++4vU) Yes, and those are New York City sports' fans, the most absolute smartest fans in sports according to the NYC dicksuckers in the media.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:28 PM (HxSXm)

379 >>The televised red carpet for the entire (projected)first round got its start in the early 2000s. Booooosh's fault!

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:28 PM (zDsvJ)

380 Dear Dallas Fans: -Manziel is the asteroid. -Jerry Jones is Earth. ...you're all just dinosaurs.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 05:28 PM (lq3Ak)

381 Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 09:27 PM (o44nj) You sure do know a lot about this! Thanks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:28 PM (++4vU)

382

The G-men Odell Beckham (WR/LSU)

No witty Johnny Football commentary here - he's not as good as Eli Manning, and Manning is going nowhere for a while.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:30 PM (o44nj)

383 Giants with WR Odell Beckham from LSU

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 05:30 PM (aTXUx)

384 Solid pick for the Giants.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:30 PM (8FyP4)

385 Tammy-al Thor: you watching the draft? I have no cable, so thankfully I miss out on this pathetic dog and pony show. Actually, I would rather watch a real dog and ponyshow.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 05:31 PM (Q8vlx)

386 Dallas will shock the NFL by taking AJ McCarron.

Posted by: toby928Â© at May 08, 2014 09:27 PM (QupBk)

Speaking of MILFs...http://tinyurl.com/pfylee8

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 05:31 PM (KNXgp)

387 Odell Beckham has GOT to be a Southern boy. Gotta love that name. Betcha he was named after his grandaddy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:31 PM (++4vU)

388 380 >>The televised red carpet for the entire (projected)first round got its start in the early 2000s. Booooosh's fault! Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:28 PM (zDsvJ) Red representing of course, menses, and foreshadowing the Month of Pink Garb.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at May 08, 2014 05:32 PM (ajk+Y)

389 Manziel has big hands, apparently: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/21/ johnny-manziel- measures-in-at-just-under-six-feet-tall/ Manziel came in a shade under six feet tall when he was measured in Indianapolis on Friday, landing at 5-foot-11 3/4 and 207 pounds in the final reckoning. ManzielÂ’s hands measured 9 7/8 inches, bigger than both Bridgewater or Bortles and big enough to handle the football as both a thrower and runner. Other short QBs: http://espn.go.com/nfl/photos/gallery/_/id/ 8395099/image/2/ fran-tarkenton-6-foot-0-short-quarterbacks Tarkenton, Drew Brees, and my personal fav - Sonny Jurgensen!

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:32 PM (zDsvJ)

390 Lotta big men cryin' tonight.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 08, 2014 05:32 PM (v0/PR)

391 Second bite at the apple for the Lambs...er...Rams comng up.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:32 PM (o44nj)

392 Chavez, I am only watching it on account of hoping to see Johnny Football humbled. I am only a football fan so far as the good looking guys. There, I said it. These are all too young, though. Mere bebehs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:33 PM (++4vU)

393 I haven't watched a single NBA game the entire season and didn't watch any NFL last season. I used to take such interest in the major 3, but now it's like they don't exist. That's not bragging; it's kind of depressing that I could suddenly stop caring about something I used to really enjoy. Maybe it's the cyclical nature. Do you really need 3 days for a draft? Does there always have to be a phony drama, political issue (1st gay whatever), or human interest story (Dad's in jail, raised in a foster home, etc)? Does every announcer have to freak out like Marv Albert every semi-decent play or over-analyze everything to death?

Posted by: Naes1984 at May 08, 2014 05:33 PM (YhayY)

394 ookay, now it's time for Da Bears

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:33 PM (9GG/0)

395 Episode 4 - oh noes, the Ferengi are kinda like Yankee traders! Eat snails and die, Picard. Maybe that prebupescent douchepocket Wesley will save you again.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2014 05:33 PM (Wae34)

396 I think the Jags drafted Bortles girlfriend. I would have done the same.

http://tinyurl.com/onnjbuw

Posted by: lymond at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (fzxq4)

397 Watch for Odell Beckham's mom. She's in the 'would crush it' category. Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 09:27 PM (8FyP4) Oh, I may need to check up on her. 377 The Cowboys are so bad that I, a lifelong Redskins fan, don't really hate them any longer. Not that we're any better, but still. Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:27 PM (zDsvJ) Cowboys didn't get $18M a season cut from their salary cap like the Redskins did the past 2 seasons. It's one reason they were actually able to sign some free agents this season. BTW, they heard about the salary cap penalty the day after they made the trades for the RG3 pick. Cowboys are in salary cap hell for the next few years, and the Redskins are pretty much clean with the salary cap now.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (HxSXm)

398 ookay, now it's time for Da Bears

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 09:33 PM (9GG/0)

Manziel still available????

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (8lmkt)

399 Err, prepubescent, even ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (Wae34)

400 Tammy: Honesty rules girl. Have fun.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (Q8vlx)

401 Aaron Donald?

Posted by: toby928© at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (QupBk)

402 >>>Tarkenton, Drew Brees, and my personal fav - Sonny Jurgensen!

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:32 PM (zDsvJ)<<<

Awww. I always get overlooked.

Posted by: Doug Flutie at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (FXTmE)

403 Not yet, Jeff - the Lambs have another pick first. It will be revealed presently.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (o44nj)

404 207, seriously? He must be all muscle, cuz he looks like a runt to me. I bet 7 of those are nose. (NO slam intended, Thor has a huge nose)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:34 PM (++4vU)

405 >>BTW, they heard about the salary cap penalty the day after they made the trades for the RG3 pick. Interesting. Something weird is going on. Didn't the Skins get one or two big fines b/c of the "head injury protocol" or something?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:35 PM (zDsvJ)

406 so if Da Bears doesn't pick Johnny Football, and I don't think Pittsburgh really needs another QB, then that means the Cowgirls might actually pick him, heh

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:35 PM (9GG/0)

407

Manziel still available????

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 09:34 PM (8lmkt)

As of the 12th pick, yep. I doubt the Rams will take him with their second 1st-round pick.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:35 PM (o44nj)

408 >>Awww. I always get overlooked. Well, you're a raving liberal. Also, you weren't short. You were a dwarf.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:36 PM (zDsvJ)

409 this is one of the (very) few times I think it would be nice to either have cable/satellite tee vee or to be able to stay at the bar more than an hour. bless you all for this live blog!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:36 PM (8lmkt)

410 Only in America, baby! Only in America!

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 05:36 PM (Dwehj)

411 well I don't have TV either, I am just following Y-not's link to the CBS draft site

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:37 PM (9GG/0)

412 397 I think the Jags drafted Bortles girlfriend. I would have done the same. http://tinyurl.com/onnjbuw Posted by: lymond at May 08, 2014 09:34 PM (fzxq4) Wow. Those are some seriously pointy elbows.

Posted by: joncelli at May 08, 2014 05:38 PM (/AYWV)

413 It would be funny as hell if the Cowboys picked Manziel. (I'm on tape-delay. Don't know if they went yet.)

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:38 PM (zDsvJ)

414 oh, wait, they're live-streaming this!!! yay!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:38 PM (8lmkt)

415 Rams pick Aaron Donald DT - Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 08, 2014 05:38 PM (v0/PR)

416

Rams Part Deux - Aaron Donald (DT-Pitt)

Johnny Football was heard muttering, "They hate me. They really hate me," as he is sacked again.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:38 PM (o44nj)

417 Alright Houston, time to make the move for Manziel.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:38 PM (8FyP4)

418 Rams pick Aaron Donald DT Pittsburgh

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 05:39 PM (aTXUx)

419 Do you like following the draft, Peaches? This is my first time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:39 PM (++4vU)

420 I barely care, have these assclowns will be cut, in jail, or workin the car wash in a couple years. Big whoop!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 05:39 PM (Q8vlx)

421

It would be funny as hell if the Cowboys picked Manziel.

(I'm on tape-delay. Don't know if they went yet.)

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:38 PM (zDsvJ)

One pick away from Dallas, and Johnny Football is still on the board.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:39 PM (o44nj)

422 I barely care, have these assclowns will be cut, in jail, or workin the car wash in a couple years. Big whoop! Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 09:39 PM (Q8vlx) I hear ya. Which is why I don't mind the human interest stories, so I can remember some of them had a hideous upbringing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:40 PM (++4vU)

423 One pick away from Dallas, and Johnny Football is still on the board. Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 09:39 PM (o44nj) Well, two...Chicago, Pittsburgh then Dallas.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 08, 2014 05:40 PM (v0/PR)

424 I can see it now

"Okay with Pittsburgh's pick, now it is Dallas' turn - and they have already made their selection! Johnny Manziel! What a shocker!"

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:40 PM (9GG/0)

425 Come on Bears go QB!

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2014 05:41 PM (TETYm)

426 Chicago Bears pick Kyle Fuller from VT

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:41 PM (9GG/0)

427 Kyle Fuller - Cornerback

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:41 PM (9GG/0)

428 Don't make me mad, bro.

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 05:41 PM (Dwehj)

429 Manziel would be a poor fit for Dallas. The second string QB is always the best player on the team. It would be even worse with Romo/Manziel.

So it sounds like exactly the move JJ would make.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:41 PM (8FyP4)

430 Do you like following the draft, Peaches?

This is my first time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 09:39 PM (++4vU)

Well, I've watched it at the bar the last couple of years, for my little hour when I'm there. But, sure, why not? Not like there's a lot of exciting shit going on in my life . . . Maybe I can ice my elbow while I'm watching.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

431 Watch for Odell Beckham's mom. She's in the 'would crush it' category. Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 09:27 PM (8FyP4) I would agree.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:41 PM (HxSXm)

432 Er, 2 picks away from Dallas - Pittsburgh is squeezed in between Duh Bears and the Cowpokes.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:42 PM (o44nj)

433 The chances of Pittsburgh picking Johnny Football are slim and none

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2014 05:42 PM (TETYm)

434 Weirdly, CBS had Donald as the pick several minutes ago. Is the NFL network on delay?

Posted by: toby928© at May 08, 2014 05:42 PM (QupBk)

435 So it sounds like exactly the move JJ would make.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 09:41 PM (8FyP4)

exxxxzactly lol

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:42 PM (9GG/0)

436 429 Don't make me mad, bro.
Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE RAY LEWIS IS A MURDERER

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 08, 2014 05:43 PM (5ikDv)

437 Ahh, Counselor Troi is preaching moderation. An unexpected ploy, ma'am. Seriously, when does she ever preach "strip and go naked" to distract the Triskamudillion robot squid charioteers from the warpath? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc2lc8_azF0

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2014 05:43 PM (Wae34)

438 Damn, I thought he would fall to the Steelers.

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2014 05:43 PM (TETYm)

439 Do you like following the draft, Peaches? This is my first time. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 09:39 PM (++4vU) I'll be gentle.

Posted by: Jerry Jones [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 05:43 PM (yz6yg)

440

Posted by: Jerry Jones [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 05:43 PM (yz6yg)

441 434 The chances of Pittsburgh picking Johnny Football are slim and none

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2014 09:42 PM (TETYm)

yeah they don't need another QB.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:43 PM (9GG/0)

442 Zee barrel. You will be climbing in it.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:43 PM (8FyP4)

443 Who did you elbow, Peaches?

Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (ILBCY)

444 Pittsburgh pick Ryan Shazier (LB) - Ohio State

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (9GG/0)

445 I'm a gonna stuff you in a barrel, bro.

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (Dwehj)

446 FUCK

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (5ikDv)

447

Well, two...Chicago, Pittsburgh then Dallas.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2014 09:40 PM (v0/PR)

I have one fault - I can't count, and I can't do math. I have two faults. - I can't count and I can't do math....

Posted by: Cardinal Ximénez at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (o44nj)

448 Annnnnnnd Ben to the barrel

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (yz6yg)

449 The funniest year for watching the draft was a couple of years ago when iirc Gruden was driving one of the ESPN anchors (the heavy'ish set black guy whose name escapes me at the moment) absolutely batty. Dude almost blew his lid on the air. Wound up kind of pouting for part of the broadcast.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (zDsvJ)

450

Duh Bears - Kyle Fuller (CB-Virginia Tech).

Johnny Football picked off again.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (o44nj)

451 okay, now it's time for the Cowboys to pick Johnny Football

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (9GG/0)

452 I hope Pittsburgh trades down so someone can steal Johnny Football from Dallas

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (TETYm)

453 Tom something?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:44 PM (zDsvJ)

454 Patrick Stewart sucked as captain, and his character Picard sucked. So, it was actually a perfect pairing.

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:45 PM (KxmPO)

455 Oh shit Computer, italics off. Except for the Monica Bellucci holodeck sim, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2014 05:45 PM (Wae34)

456 O/T: Hey, since when was the Ravage being rented out for appearances? http://youtu.be/wighvyxg5d8

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon/Cetacian hybrid at May 08, 2014 05:45 PM (m9V0o)

457 BECAUSE THE BARREL SMELLS!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 08, 2014 05:45 PM (QupBk)

458 C'mon Jerry. Timmy Jernigan is just sitting there waiting to hear his name.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 05:45 PM (uhMMS)

459 Tom Jackson, former Broncos linebacker.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 05:45 PM (8FyP4)

460 Except for the Monica Bellucci holodeck sim, IYKWIMAITTYD. Feel free to leave that italic turned on as long as you like...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon/Cetacian hybrid at May 08, 2014 05:46 PM (m9V0o)

461 What do you think of Kyle Fuller, ncj? Don't da Bears kind of need help in on the O-line?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 05:46 PM (aTXUx)

462 Interesting. Something weird is going on. Didn't the Skins get one or two big fines b/c of the "head injury protocol" or something? Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:35 PM (zDsvJ) They got a fine for talking about it somehow. Teams get fined like that all the time in the NFL. I think because it was the Redskins, the media made a bigger deal out of it, especially with the way Shannahan liked to leak things to Adam Schefter.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:46 PM (HxSXm)

463 Dallas will break a land speed record in the time it takes them to make their pick

Posted by: radioactive at May 08, 2014 05:46 PM (pQq/7)

464 Riker/Frakes would've made a good captain for the Enterprise. I'll bet the plan was to kill off Picard in the first season of TNG, but they changed their minds.

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:46 PM (KxmPO)

465 Cowboys pick Johnny Manziel (QB - Texas A&M)

(just kidding!)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:47 PM (9GG/0)

466 In fact, I'll bet the plan was to kill off Picard in the first episode.

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:47 PM (KxmPO)

467

The Steelers take Ryan Shazier (LB-OverratedSU)

Johnny Football decked again.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:47 PM (o44nj)

468 Stillers pick Ryan Shazier OLB Ohio St Steelers need to get a lot younger on the defense

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 05:47 PM (aTXUx)

469 It is wise to conceal the lethality of one's elbow cache during pre-season.

Posted by: Fritz at May 08, 2014 05:47 PM (3wLHY)

470 455 Patrick Stewart sucked as captain, and his character Picard sucked. So, it was actually a perfect pairing. Posted by: Soothsayer Madden Â§ at May 08, 2014 09:45 PM (KxmPO) Picard instructs the replicator in his quarters: "Toupee, blonde, mullet."

Posted by: eman at May 08, 2014 05:48 PM (EWsrI)

471 Will Romeo Crennel (he's the defensive coordinator for the Texans now, right?) be able to keep Clowney from getting into trouble? What's his player management style like?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:49 PM (zDsvJ)

472 cowboys are taking a while
last-minute negotiations with Manziel's agent

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:49 PM (9GG/0)

473 Donald Trump is almost as bad as the boy wonder. Why doesn't he just stfu?

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:49 PM (8lmkt)

474 C'mon Dallas, pick Johnny Football. Set your team back for years, again!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:49 PM (HxSXm)

475 Johnny Football has fallen so low in the draft, Clowney already has two sacks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 08, 2014 05:50 PM (ZPrif)

476

Johnny Football has fallen so low in the draft, Clowney already has two sacks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 08, 2014 09:50 PM (ZPrif)

And an indictment.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:51 PM (o44nj)

477 That Johnny Football looked at me the wrong way. Could be trouble, bro.

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 05:51 PM (Dwehj)

478 Will Romeo Crennel (he's the defensive coordinator for the Texans now, right?) be able to keep Clowney from getting into trouble? What's his player management style like? Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:49 PM (zDsvJ) No. He didn't have that problem in New England, because NE had a locker room culture that handled it for him. Texas does not. Will be interesting to watch.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 05:51 PM (yz6yg)

479

Cowpokes' pick is in. The betting window is now closed.

How stupid is Jerry Jones?

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:52 PM (o44nj)

480 Dallas Cowboys pick: Johnny Manziel!

no not really, Zach Martin (OG-Notre Dame)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:54 PM (9GG/0)

481

The Cowpokes take Zack Martin (OT-Notre Dame).

They must have imported a bunch of Pokes fans to replace the Jets fans this year.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:54 PM (o44nj)

482 Wow! Jerry is not as dumb as I thought he was. Zombie Al Davis is relieved.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:54 PM (zDsvJ)

483 Well, damn it, now I"m starting to feel sorry for poor Johnny. Sort of. I hate that's on TV, for all to see.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 05:54 PM (++4vU)

484 I like how the Texans quickly shitcanned the sickly Kubiak but Marv Lewis gets chance after chance.

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:54 PM (KxmPO)

485 Cowboys pick Zack Martin OT from Notre Dame Now Romo will have time to decide who's going to pick him off

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 05:54 PM (aTXUx)

486 Who's the son of a bitch who forgot to paint my podium pink?

Posted by: Commissioner Roger Goodhead at May 08, 2014 05:54 PM (Dwehj)

487 ..because he's black, I forgot to add.

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:54 PM (KxmPO)

488 >>482 The Cowpokes take Zack Martin (OT-Notre Dame). Does he have a fake girlfriend?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:55 PM (zDsvJ)

489 Fireworks in 2 picks - after the ~~Ravens~~ OldBrowns, we get the Jets selection.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:55 PM (o44nj)

490 Jerry reached for a center in the first last year and it worked out okay. Hope that holds. And Martin doesn't. Often.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 08, 2014 05:56 PM (uhMMS)

491 "455 Patrick Stewart sucked as captain, and his character Picard sucked. So, it was actually a perfect pairing." The next-Gen was much fruitier and new-agey than the original. Kirk had a roguish charm that Picard lacked. The 3 main character were the ID (McCoy), Ego (Spock) and the Superego (Kirk). Next gen had too many pointless characters like Wesley and Troy.

Posted by: Naes1984 at May 08, 2014 05:56 PM (YhayY)

492 Does he have a fake girlfriend?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:55 PM (zDsvJ)

no, only a fake degree

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:56 PM (9GG/0)

493 Johnny not in Texas unless not a first round pick.. Texans can't buy a trade.

Posted by: Leland at May 08, 2014 05:56 PM (3R7WS)

494 I'm sorry (is this racist?), but if my name was Jadeveon Clowney, I would totally change it. Like, the first second I was legally able to do so. But, hey, I guess he's all, at least it's not Dick Trickle!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

495 Who gives a fuck about this shit?

The real question is who is going to pick the gay player.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2014 05:56 PM (QFxY5)

496

I guess I was wrong - Johnny Football is falling beyond the mid-teens.

Can we get a no-Manziel first round? PLEASE?!?!??!?!??!!

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:56 PM (o44nj)

497 Who gives a fuck about this shit? The real question is who is going to pick the gay player. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2014 09:56 PM (QFxY5) Asking for a friend?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 05:57 PM (yz6yg)

498

Who gives a fuck about this shit?

The real question is who is going to pick the gay player.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2014 09:56 PM (QFxY5)

He'll be gone before Johnny Football.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 05:57 PM (o44nj)

499 So, when is the ghey player gonna get picked? We don't have all damned night.

Posted by: Commissioner Roger Goodhead at May 08, 2014 05:57 PM (Dwehj)

500 The 3 main character were the ID (McCoy), Ego (Spock) and the Superego (Kirk). Apt.

Posted by: Soothsayer Madden § at May 08, 2014 05:57 PM (KxmPO)

501 Keep dropping Johnny, keep dropping.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 05:57 PM (P1WNR)

502 485 I like how the Texans quickly shitcanned the sickly Kubiak but Marv Lewis gets chance after chance. Posted by: Soothsayer Madden Â§ at May 08, 2014 09:54 PM (KxmPO) Lewis should win coach of the year working for the Brown family in Cincinnati. They are truly the cheapest owners in the NFL. I honestly think if it came to making $1M and winning the Super Bowl or going 0-16 and making $3M, they would choose the 0-16.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 05:57 PM (HxSXm)

503 >>The real question is who is going to pick the gay player. Visa, apparently. Because nothing says a quality financial product like a kid who may or may not be drafted in the 6th round.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 05:58 PM (zDsvJ)

504 Woohoo!!! Bears got the best corner!!! Moves peanut to free safety Looks like either a 16-0 or 15-1 season

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 05:58 PM (CPoFy)

505 I see I have mirrored Mr. Dildo's sentiments.

Posted by: Commissioner Roger Goodhead at May 08, 2014 05:58 PM (Dwehj)

506 Visa, apparently. Because nothing says a quality financial product like a kid who may or may not be drafted in the 6th round.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 09:58 PM (zDsvJ)

LOL!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 05:58 PM (8lmkt)

507 Asking for a friend?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 08, 2014 09:57 PM (yz6yg)

Embracing the destruction of our culture.

If you can't beat 'em....join 'em.

And I am hammered.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2014 05:59 PM (QFxY5)

508 495 I'm sorry (is this racist?), but if my name was Jadeveon Clowney, I would totally change it. Like, the first second I was legally able to do so. But, hey, I guess he's all, at least it's not Dick Trickle! Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 09:56 PM (8lmkt) Wait for Ha Ha Clinton Dix. Seriously.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 08, 2014 05:59 PM (v0/PR)

509 ~~Browns~~ Ravens pick: C.J. Mosely (LB-Alabama)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 05:59 PM (9GG/0)

510 Pick me! Pick me!

Posted by: Minnie Ha Ha at May 08, 2014 06:00 PM (Dwehj)

511 Wait for Ha Ha Clinton Dix.

Seriously.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2014 09:59 PM (v0/PR)

no fuckin' way. OMG, they just said it on tee vee!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

512 Whoa. Three outies, two innies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2014 06:00 PM (AHzA7)

513 Mosley to Baltimore. Smart pick.

Posted by: toby928© at May 08, 2014 06:00 PM (QupBk)

514 Wait for Ha Ha Clinton Dix.

Seriously.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2014 09:59 PM (v0/PR)

She's not joking.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:00 PM (KEplS)

515

The OldBrowns take CJ Mosley (LB-Alabama).

Johnny Football getting pounded into the turf.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:00 PM (o44nj)

516 Vendette!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

517 >>Whoa. Three outies, two innies. Diversity!

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:01 PM (zDsvJ)

518 >>>Wait for Ha Ha Clinton Dix.<<<

Bill's and Hillary's???

Posted by: Monica and Huma at May 08, 2014 06:01 PM (FXTmE)

519 Ravens pick CJ Mosely ILB Has he murdered anybody yet?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 06:01 PM (aTXUx)

520

Wait for Ha Ha Clinton Dix.

Seriously.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2014 09:59 PM (v0/PR)

In 4 picks, he'll be a Packer.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:01 PM (o44nj)

521 How do you pronounce jadeveon? And how weird is it for the announcers to have to say his last name when doing the play by play? And is Russell Wilson divorcing because he figured he is entitled to some hot Gisele quality model action now?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 08, 2014 06:01 PM (+0txR)

522 no fuckin' way. OMG, they just said it on tee vee! Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 10:00 PM (8lmkt) His name is actually Ha'Sean. He was a cut-up as a kid so his grandmother used to call him "Ha Ha" It stuck.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 06:01 PM (yz6yg)

523 Peaches!!!!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (KEplS)

524

Has he murdered anybody yet?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 10:01 PM (aTXUx)

No, but Johnny Football is about to commit a homicide on national TV.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (o44nj)

525 CJ Mosely will probably go to 8 or 10 pro bowls. Just a great player. Hwe will have to learn to live with the pay cut.

I kid.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (8FyP4)

526 If I had to choose, I'd rather be a lefty than an outie. Talk about soul-stealers.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (zDsvJ)

527 Nobody wants a QB who uses more zit cream than Tiger Balm

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (gmrH5)

528 Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2014 09:59 PM (v0/PR)

Ha Ha is his nickname. His real name is "Ha'Sean," which I suppose is six of one, half dozen of the other.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (KNXgp)

529 521. Yep Only two serious cb's He's the other one

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (CPoFy)

530 In 4 picks, he'll be a Packer. Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 10:01 PM (o44nj) You don't have to wait that long for me! I'm a Packer now.

Posted by: Michael Sam [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (yz6yg)

531 From the NFL'S twitter feed : #SadManziel???

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (P1WNR)

532 so, will Johnny Manziel be out boosting cars and in custody before the night is over? this will not end well . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

533 His name is actually Ha'Sean.

He was a cut-up as a kid so his grandmother used to call him "Ha Ha"

It stuck.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 08, 2014 10:01 PM (yz6yg)

How are these names thought up?

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:03 PM (KEplS)

534 hi Vendette! how ya doin

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:03 PM (9GG/0)

535 Oh crap, in order to survive, the Enterprise may have to ... negotiate ... with the insane profit-crazy Ferengi! Perhaps there are some oil wells or coal mines on the planet putting them both in dire straits. It sounds like they're about to mount an expedition to find some albino beaver pelts which will assuage the avaricious ~~Yankee~~ Ferengi trader soul.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2014 06:03 PM (Wae34)

536 How are these names thought up? Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 10:03 PM (KEplS) Huh? What are you axing? You also forgot to denounce yourself .

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 06:04 PM (yz6yg)

537 Ha!!! I hope the jets take Johnny ego Imagine the drama

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 06:04 PM (CPoFy)

538 This thread is a landscape of micro-aggressions. This must cease.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 06:04 PM (aDwsi)

539 533 He must be very limber. My daughter went to school with him and says he can climb into a bottle and stay there.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 08, 2014 06:04 PM (gmrH5)

540 hi Vendette! how ya doin

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 10:03 PM (9GG/0)

Howdy! Am wondering if the Canadiens and Bruins are heading to OT, since they're about 5 minutes away.

Based on my posting performance Saturday afternoon, this should facilitate someone scoring shortly.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:04 PM (KEplS)

541 >>How are these names thought up? Back in the day (the 80s) at least some of these creative names were coming from a combination of the mom's name and the dad's name. At least, that's what we were told by friends of ours in Chicago who had creative names (and kids with creative names).

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:05 PM (zDsvJ)

542 You know, it just occurred to me this is a lot like slavery. Here we see black men, up for sale, like cattle. /nods

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 08, 2014 06:05 PM (KxmPO)

543 I guess Ha'Sean is better than Ha'Choo.

Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 06:05 PM (ILBCY)

544 Jadeveon Clowney is really a dumb name. But like, who's going to tell him to his face??

Posted by: JoeyBagels at May 08, 2014 06:05 PM (Usdw3)

545 Based on my posting performance Saturday afternoon, this should facilitate someone scoring shortly. Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 10:04 PM (KEplS) Yes, and the last time you did that, it was the B's doing the scoring.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 06:05 PM (yz6yg)

546 Jets need a WR, but they'll go with a CB because Rex would pick all CBs if Idzik didn't have him tied down and sedated

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 06:05 PM (aTXUx)

547 I never did forgive momma for this stupid name.

Posted by: Minnie Ha Ha at May 08, 2014 06:05 PM (Dwehj)

548 Okay, now who wants to bet left nuts that someone out there, or maybe hundreds, have tweeted or blogged or facebooked my EXACT comment above in the last hour...but did so seriously?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 08, 2014 06:06 PM (KxmPO)

549 The time has come for me to admit to myself that I still love Ray Lewis. I hate myself for it, but there it is. He reminds me of a lot of the men on my Daddy's side.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:06 PM (++4vU)

550 Johnny Secondround. I really, really hope we can begin calling him that soon.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 08, 2014 06:06 PM (kqGWM)

551 533 so, will Johnny Manziel be out boosting cars and in custody before the night is over? this will not end well . . .
Posted by: Peaches

Why would you say that? He doesn't get into that kind of trouble. He likes whores, that's his kind of trouble. Pretty much like a million other pro atheletes.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:06 PM (8FyP4)

552 Jadeveon Clowney is really a dumb name. But like, who's going to tell him to his face??

Me.

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 06:06 PM (Dwehj)

553 Jets are taking a while
guess Manziel's agent is a tough negotiator

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:07 PM (9GG/0)

554

Ha!!!

I hope the jets take Johnny ego

Imagine the drama

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 10:04 PM (CPoFy)

Why make the Peanut Gallery happy? I predict a tight end for the J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*!

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:07 PM (o44nj)

555 Watch the stupid Jets pick Manziel.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at May 08, 2014 06:07 PM (Usdw3)

556 Y-not, how did they find out what the Dads name was?

Posted by: Jean at May 08, 2014 06:07 PM (TETYm)

557 I will laugh out loud if the Jets take Manziel.

Posted by: toby928© at May 08, 2014 06:07 PM (QupBk)

558 Crud. Need to call home. It's my dad's birthday! He was born in 1945.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:07 PM (KEplS)

559 Jets need a WR, but they'll go with a CB because Rex would pick all CBs if Idzik didn't have him tied down and sedated Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 10:05 PM (aTXUx) That's interesting. Why do you think he likes them?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:07 PM (++4vU)

560 Jets pick: Calvin Pryor (FS-Louisville)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:07 PM (9GG/0)

561 Just because these black men are paid millions of dollars to play a game they love doesn't mean they aren't slaves.

Posted by: Progtard 2000 at May 08, 2014 06:08 PM (ZPrif)

562 Sure, Picard, you have trouble staying warm with Troi and Crusher on your tail. Riiiight.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2014 06:08 PM (Wae34)

563 Here we see black men, up for sale, like cattle. /nods Posted by: Soothsayer ------------------- Girls more to your taste? Give us a call.

Posted by: Boko Harem at May 08, 2014 06:08 PM (aDwsi)

564 Why make the Peanut Gallery happy? I predict a tight end for the J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*! Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 10:07 PM (o44nj) I'm looking to draft a tight end myself.

Posted by: Michael Sam [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 06:08 PM (yz6yg)

565 I'm sorry, but I always loved Ray Lewis. I really don't care how many people he's killed. He's badass. I admire that in a man.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

566 Rex Ryan is checking Johnny's feet to see if they're sexy enough

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 06:09 PM (CPoFy)

567 Look at them -- they're getting weighed and measured as if they just came off the slaveship.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 08, 2014 06:09 PM (KxmPO)

568 Sometimes I just wanna give Gruden a knuckle sammich.

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 06:09 PM (Dwehj)

569 Johnny Secondround.

I really, really hope we can begin calling him that soon. Posted by: Walter Freeman

So do I, because that would mean that he would probably go to my Texans.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:09 PM (8FyP4)

570

The J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*! take Calvin Pryor (S-Louisville)

And the crowd goes wild as Johnny Football bangs his head into the wall.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:10 PM (o44nj)

571 Calvin Pryor. There's a nice, clean Negro name.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 08, 2014 06:10 PM (Usdw3)

572 Oh lord help me, all these darlin' babies. My ovaries are tap-dancing over here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:10 PM (++4vU)

573 Jets pick Calvin Pryor S - Louisville No boos from the Jets fans, but no loud cheers either

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 06:10 PM (aTXUx)

574 Why would you say that? He doesn't get into that kind of trouble. He likes whores, that's his kind of trouble. -- Well, he's a trash-talker getting dumb flags and fighter (got arrested for that at least once). And may or may not be an overall rule-breaker with the autograph thing.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:10 PM (zDsvJ)

575 It's times like this I wish I had twitter because I know I'd be retweeted like crazy right now. And we laugh our dicks off!

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 08, 2014 06:11 PM (KxmPO)

576 Data is like Spock - invincible in hand-to-hand combat, yet somehow always only able to subdue a grand total of one opponent.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2014 06:11 PM (Wae34)

577 Oh lord help me, all these darlin' babies. My ovaries are tap-dancing over here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 10:10 PM (++4vU)

can't. stop. laughing.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

578 I'm disappointed the Jets didn't pick up Manziel. #ClownCar

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:11 PM (zDsvJ)

579 Man, the things I could do with this necktie if we weren't on national TV.

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 06:11 PM (Dwehj)

580 No boos from the Jets fans, but no loud cheers either Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 10:10 PM (aTXUx) Fireman Ed has retired. So....low decibel level. I guess he decided 30 years of full retard was enough.

Posted by: Michael Sam [/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 08, 2014 06:11 PM (yz6yg)

581 Does anybody know anything about the Giants pick, Odell Beckham?

Posted by: JoeyBagels at May 08, 2014 06:12 PM (Usdw3)

582 Johnny Football in Miami? That would be interesting.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 06:12 PM (ZshNr)

583 Heh Johnny ego should go the packers

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 06:12 PM (CPoFy)

584 Peaches, I so agree. And he has kept his nose very clean since. I don't even think he was in any trouble prior. Course, my paternal granddaddy murdered three people, so I have a high tolerance for that sort of thing, I guess.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:13 PM (++4vU)

585 Donald Sterling just called and asked why all these blacks were on his TV.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 08, 2014 06:13 PM (KxmPO)

586 Course, my paternal granddaddy murdered three people, so I have a high tolerance for that sort of thing, I guess.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 10:13 PM (++4vU)

what they (always) fail to mention is that some folks just need killin'. nobody with a grain of sense would say i'm wrong.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

587 Does anybody know anything about the Giants pick, Odell Beckham?

Posted by: JoeyBagels at May 08, 2014 10:12 PM (Usdw3)

http://youtu.be/0jZbGUMevcI

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 06:14 PM (KNXgp)

588

Johnny Secondround.

I really, really hope we can begin calling him that soon.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 08, 2014 10:06 PM (kqGWM)

The ESPiN idiots think there's only 2 teams left that would be likely candidates to draft him this round.

Oh, and I called for that upthread.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:14 PM (o44nj)

589 Calvin looks like a nice young man.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:14 PM (++4vU)

590 some folks just need killin'

Newsletter?

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 06:15 PM (Dwehj)

591 Well, OT hockey will be on the menu.

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 06:15 PM (FXTmE)

592 OT in Montreal.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:15 PM (KEplS)

593

Heh

Johnny ego should go the packers

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 10:12 PM (CPoFy)

Taking a "high first-round" QB who slipped to playoff-team territory when we had one of the best in the game at the time worked out pretty well last time.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:16 PM (o44nj)

594 Well, OT hockey will be on the menu.
Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ

I'd rather watch turtles fuck.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:16 PM (8FyP4)

595 what they (always) fail to mention is that some folks just need killin'. nobody with a grain of sense would say i'm wrong. Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 10:14 PM (8lmkt) See, that's the thing. Some people absolutely do. And besides, he's too smart to wear a damn white suit to a killin'. Things just got outta hand, is all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:16 PM (++4vU)

596 I give you all props for watching the NFL Draft. I'll pass. NFL broadcast talking heads annoy the shit out of me during the actual NFL season. I'll go online to Steelers.com and see who they picked up Sunday night, otherwise its the NHL playoffs (GO PENS!!) and The Players Championship.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 08, 2014 06:16 PM (ednAk)

597

I give you all props for watching the NFL Draft. I'll pass. NFL broadcast talking heads annoy the shit out of me during theactual NFL season.I'll go online to Steelers.com and see who they picked up Sunday night, otherwise its the NHL playoffs (GO PENS!!) and The Players Championship.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 08, 2014 10:16 PM (ednAk)

It's better than the shit they put on network TV (other than "24", that is).

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:17 PM (o44nj)

598 I'd rather watch turtles fuck.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 10:16 PM (8FyP4)

Better or worse than paint drying?

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:17 PM (KEplS)

599 wait, did I just hear "Jerry Ricecake?"

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:18 PM (8lmkt)

600 If they play that Aloe Blacc song one more time, I may lose it. He has a great voice, but dang, enough already.

Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 06:18 PM (ILBCY)

601 NSFW if you're a turtle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ5sQkhsHDA

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:18 PM (zDsvJ)

602 Hey, it's Shaq!

Posted by: Ray Lewis...allegedly at May 08, 2014 06:19 PM (Dwehj)

603 Miami picks: Jawuan James (OT-Tennessee)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:19 PM (9GG/0)

604 Oh, hey now, I like hockey. This has just sorta got my attention tonight, for some reason. Lack of baseball, for one thing, although there'a re probably some Western Division games on.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:19 PM (++4vU)

605

The Deadfins take Ja'Wuan James (OT-Tennessee).

There will be a crooked number in front of Johnny Football's draft number. The question now is whether it will be the round number as well as the overall pick number.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:19 PM (o44nj)

606 For two - three months following the NFL seaso, the consensus number one pick for the Texans was Teddy Bridgewater. His name has been mentioned exactly one time tonight.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:19 PM (8FyP4)

607 Dolphins pick Ja'Wuan James OT

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 06:19 PM (aTXUx)

608 it's well after 10:00 PM Eastern...is it too early to start agitating for the ONT?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2014 06:19 PM (KCxzN)

609 >>>I'd rather watch turtles fuck.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 10:16 PM (8FyP4)<<<

That was your camera?!?! Sicko.

Posted by: Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo, Michaelangelo at May 08, 2014 06:20 PM (FXTmE)

610 Saints acquire the 20th pick from the Cardinals. I probably missed the details while grabbing another beer.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:20 PM (o44nj)

611 NSFW if you're a turtle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ5sQkhsHDA

Posted by: Y-no

Like me, but not as quick...

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:21 PM (8FyP4)

612 Back in the day (the 80s) at least some of these creative names were coming from a combination of the mom's name and the dad's name. At least, that's what we were told by friends of ours in Chicago who had creative names (and kids with creative names)... ...heh!..we used to do that whenever a mare would foal.

Posted by: concrete girl at May 08, 2014 06:21 PM (cbmem)

613 You really need to come out of your shell, Countrysquire!

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:21 PM (zDsvJ)

614 Does anybody know anything about the Giants pick, Odell Beckham? Posted by: JoeyBagels at May 08, 2014 10:12 PM (Usdw3) Couple of us morons wouldn't mind pouring the coals to his mama.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 06:22 PM (HxSXm)

615 Clearly Tom Brady was dressed up as Tin-Tin, for a costume Ball.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 08, 2014 06:22 PM (V70Uh)

616 James was projected 45 spots lower in Schrager's mock draft (the one I randomly chose as test subject).

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 06:22 PM (ZshNr)

617 Saints pick: Brandis Cooks (WR-Oregon State)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:23 PM (9GG/0)

618

Trade 3 details:

Saints get the #20 pick from the Cards.

Cards get the 27th and 91st (third-round) pick from the Saints.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:23 PM (o44nj)

619 The Saints have selected WR Brandin Cooks

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 06:23 PM (P1WNR)

620 You really need to come out of your shell, Countrysquire! Posted by: Y-not

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:23 PM (8FyP4)

621 Saints chose a WR, Cooks from Oregon.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:23 PM (zDsvJ)

622 Dammit, both ESPiN and NFL Network must be on delay - neither has the Saints' pick yet.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:24 PM (o44nj)

623 Someone tell Willow her Packers are coming up...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 06:24 PM (xpPRn)

624 Yeah, it's on the CBS draft tracker: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/drafttracker

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:25 PM (zDsvJ)

625 finally, we're getting close to the Chiefs

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:25 PM (9GG/0)

626 Saints pick Brandon Cooks WR from Oregon St

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 06:26 PM (aTXUx)

627

After a profit-center time-out on both ESPiN and NFL Network, the Aints take Brandon Cooks (WR-Oregon State)

Nice Beaver.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:26 PM (o44nj)

628 Adorable, but shawty, that one.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:26 PM (++4vU)

629 Paging Grammie Winger, the Packers are now on the clock.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:26 PM (o44nj)

630 Nice Beaver. Posted by: steveegg

I miss beavers. Sigh..

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:27 PM (8FyP4)

631 The Iggles should consider Johnny Football. He'd be great in their locker room. heh

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:27 PM (zDsvJ)

632 Packers need to grab the Dix

Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2014 06:28 PM (bStrg)

633 So the Texans need to find a way to trade up in front of the Browns.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:28 PM (8FyP4)

634 Not watching when does Seattle pick?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 08, 2014 06:28 PM (+0txR)

635

Packers need to grab the Dix

Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2014 10:28 PM (bStrg)

When you put it that way...duuuuuude!

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:29 PM (o44nj)

636 Seriously sweet.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:29 PM (++4vU)

637 Right now ncj is praying that the Pack picks Manziel

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 06:29 PM (aTXUx)

638 seattle doens't pick for a while yet

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:29 PM (9GG/0)

639 Which one of you is this? @youthpastorbry #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted Mensa offers Biden a membership

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:29 PM (zDsvJ)

640 Well, God bless his heart, did it HAVE to be a Mercedes?? I get it, I do, though. I like this kid.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:30 PM (++4vU)

641 Thx Chemjeff. Knew they were far down but wasn't sure where in the line up we was at.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 08, 2014 06:30 PM (+0txR)

642 There's already a Twitter account mocking Manziel: @JohnnyPickedYet

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 06:31 PM (KNXgp)

643 So it turns out that Minnesota torture thing was done by Mexican drug cartel enforcers -- a fact the DOJ scrubbed from their report. DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT 3m ...DOJ attorneys scrubbed press releases http://drudge.tw/1ovET3r

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 08, 2014 06:31 PM (ZPrif)

644 Bruins win!!!

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 06:31 PM (FXTmE)

645 Bruins win.

Bannion can thank me.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:31 PM (KEplS)

646 Must be awesome to be a WR drafted to a Drew Brees team.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:32 PM (zDsvJ)

647 646 Bruins win.

Bannion

UCLA?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:32 PM (8FyP4)

648 Soderberg did the work, Fraser got the goal.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:33 PM (KEplS)

649 646 Bruins win. Bannion can thank me. -- Thank ME, too! I am a jinx. They lost when I watched them (or DVRd them) so I studiously avoided the game tonight.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:33 PM (zDsvJ)

650 I don't understand the Shazier pick. Steelers have been out of the playoffs for two years, have major problems on both lines, safety, CB and WR, so naturally they draft a hairless, undersized LB from The Overrated State U in the fifth-best conference in the country, and are then basically standing there saying the same things they did last year about that alleged speed rusher from Georgia. Even if you accept they go LB here, you telling me the best on their board is Shazier not Mosely? This makes no sense.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 08, 2014 06:33 PM (PycrB)

651 liberal google strikes again:

http://weaselzippers.us/185377-google-cracks-down-on-wz/

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2014 06:33 PM (hJauc)

652 Packers pick: HA HA CLINTON DIX

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:33 PM (9GG/0)

653 Packers get Dix.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 06:34 PM (P1WNR)

654 Dix!

Posted by: toby928© at May 08, 2014 06:34 PM (QupBk)

655

The Mighty Green Bay Packers take Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (S-Alabama)

Johnny Football not laughing.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:34 PM (o44nj)

656 What is up with these retarded names?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 08, 2014 06:34 PM (ZPrif)

657 Oooh, Ha Ha be stylin'.... lord.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:34 PM (++4vU)

658 Ha Ha Clinton Dix the Packers

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 06:34 PM (aTXUx)

659 Thank ME, too!

I am a jinx. They lost when I watched them (or DVRd them) so I studiously avoided the game tonight.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 10:33 PM (zDsvJ)

During game 2, at 3:00 p.m. eastern, I posted that if Montreal kept it up (game was 3-1 in the Habs' favor) people would have to donate a kidney to get into games 3 and 4 in Montreal. 10 minutes later it was 4-3 Boston and they won 5-3.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:35 PM (KEplS)

660 haha!!!

and, yo, I'm seeing the hockey game is still in OT 0-0. where are you guys seeing a bruins win?

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

661 The packers love Dix.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 06:35 PM (P1WNR)

662 In related news, the Green Bay Packers just became Stacy McCain's favorite NFL team.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:35 PM (o44nj)

663 and, yo, I'm seeing the hockey game is still in OT 0-0. where are you guys seeing a bruins win?

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 10:35 PM (8lmkt)

They won, trust me.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:35 PM (KEplS)

664 oh, there it is, bruins win!! woo hoo.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

665 WHY do sports shows always have to play lousy rock (or rap) in the background while the guys are trying to talk? It's so friggin' annoying.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:36 PM (zDsvJ)

666 Watched the hockey live. They definitely won.

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 06:36 PM (FXTmE)

667 Packers get Dix Told you Rodgers was gay

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 06:36 PM (CPoFy)

668 Ha Ha is adorable!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

669 Awesome, Vendette! Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:36 PM (zDsvJ)

670 Uh-oh - the kiss of death from Chuckie Gruden, who likes this pick.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:37 PM (o44nj)

671 Do I get any souls for the magic number?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:37 PM (zDsvJ)

672 As quite possibly the whitest man in America, I wish that I could wear that suit that Dix had on.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:37 PM (8FyP4)

673 Which happens first...

ONT or Johnny Football getting drafted?

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 06:37 PM (FXTmE)

674 Still no ONT.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:37 PM (zDsvJ)

675 For the Chiefs pick, Andy Reid calls a timeout

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 06:38 PM (aTXUx)

676 Awesome, Vendette!

Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 10:36 PM (zDsvJ)

May 10 is a holiday in my family. So is March 20 (Bobby Orr's birthday).

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:38 PM (KEplS)

677 Matt Fraser. First playoff game, winner in overtime.
If he never does anything again, he'll have that.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 08, 2014 06:38 PM (yagOO)

678 Oh sure I am drinking for once and there is no ONT

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 08, 2014 06:38 PM (+0txR)

679 Iggles pick: MANZIEL!!!!!

(ha)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:38 PM (9GG/0)

680 Ha Ha is definitely a cutie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:39 PM (++4vU)

681 669. O.O Peaches thinks Dix are adorable

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 06:39 PM (CPoFy)

682 Has Belechick traded the pick yet?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 08, 2014 06:39 PM (yagOO)

683 651 I don't understand the Shazier pick. Steelers have been out of the playoffs for two years, have major problems on both lines, safety, CB and WR, so naturally they draft a hairless, undersized LB from The Overrated State U in the fifth-best conference in the country, and are then basically standing there saying the same things they did last year about that alleged speed rusher from Georgia. Even if you accept they go LB here, you telling me the best on their board is Shazier not Mosely? This makes no sense. Posted by: Blacksheep at May 08, 2014 10:33 PM (PycrB) They are old everywhere on D, and they need youth. Plus, Mosely is a 4-3 linebacker, IIRC.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 06:39 PM (HxSXm)

684 Clinton-Dix musta been named during thr Clinton administration.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 06:39 PM (Q8vlx)

685 >>So is March 20 (Bobby Orr's birthday). He's Mr Y-not's favorite Bruin. He also liked Phil Esposito. I managed to snap up a signed jersey and hall of fame game signed puck at a charity auction here -- we were the only bidders. Hockey isn't big here.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:40 PM (zDsvJ)

686 So, how long will ESPN be devoting half of SportsCenter to the aftermath of the NFL draft? I say at least a month.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:40 PM (KEplS)

687 That sucks about Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:40 PM (++4vU)

688 Philly trades pick and CLE on clock

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 06:40 PM (P1WNR)

689 Chavez!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:41 PM (++4vU)

690 Eagles traded their pick to the Browns.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:41 PM (zDsvJ)

691 fcol, do i have to appear to get the unwashed hair smell off of this thread?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:41 PM (nqBYe)

692 Browns take Johnny Football?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 06:41 PM (HxSXm)

693 Tammy!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 06:41 PM (Q8vlx)

694 For any lurking 'etts... I posted something over on the Ravelry board that might interest you.

Posted by: Lauren at May 08, 2014 06:41 PM (ejehg)

695 Oh FFS, quit showing him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:41 PM (++4vU)

696 What happened to Weasel Zippers?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (jucos)

697 He's Mr Y-not's favorite Bruin.

He also liked Phil Esposito. I managed to snap up a signed jersey and hall of fame game signed puck at a charity auction here -- we were the only bidders. Hockey isn't big here.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 10:40 PM (zDsvJ)

There is a 14x20 black-and-white photo, autographed, of Orr flying through the air after the goal in 1970 that is hanging in my parents' house. I bought it for my mom. It's a good to make your mom cry because she's happy.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (KEplS)

698 Ray has been pretty good calling things.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (++4vU)

699 It's Manziel.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (P1WNR)

700 Browns trade up for....

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (ZshNr)

701 There it is!
Browns pick: MANZIEL

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (9GG/0)

702 Manziel

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (zDsvJ)

703 That sucks about Weasel Zippers. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 10:40 PM (++4vU) ******* There are other services than Adsense, but they are the biggest. It does suck. Great to see you again, Tammy.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (ojnk6)

704 Shit...

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:42 PM (8FyP4)

705 Tammy wz?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:43 PM (nqBYe)

706 He, uh, didn't look too thrilled...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:43 PM (++4vU)

707 I think Johnny Football's gonna cry. And it ain't from happiness.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 06:43 PM (KNXgp)

708 fuckin' browns ruin it for everyone! not least, Johnny Manziel, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:43 PM (8lmkt)

709 Rick Smith can blow me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2014 06:43 PM (P1WNR)

710 Johhny's up before ONT.

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 06:43 PM (FXTmE)

711

NewBrowns trade up and give up their third-rounder to get Johnny Football.

National nightmare is ~~over~~ just beginning.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:43 PM (o44nj)

712 so adsense is now political?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (nqBYe)

713 That sucks about Weasel Zippers. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 10:40 PM (++4vU) ******* There are other services than Adsense, but they are the biggest. It does suck. Great to see you again, Tammy. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 10:42 PM (ojnk6) What sucks?!

Posted by: Jen at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (qcDPE)

714 Hahahahahaha! The Browns do pick Johnny Manziel.

Posted by: no good deed at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (ILBCY)

715 willow, someone posted a link that they think Google is targeting him. His AdSense ads were stripped.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (++4vU)

716 He, uh, didn't look too thrilled...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 10:43 PM (++4vU)

If AlextheChick announces she's happy with this pick, he should be happy he's going there.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (KEplS)

717 Woohoo!!! AtC will be in ecstasy now that her team has Johnny ego

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (CPoFy)

718 So, the Mandroid goes 1st round after all.

Posted by: toby928© at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (QupBk)

719 or another reason?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (nqBYe)

720

That's a forced smile if I ever saw one.

Expect Johnny Football to pull an Eli.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (o44nj)

721 Its over... 5' 11 3/4" goes to the dog pound.

Posted by: Leland at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (3R7WS)

722 710 Rick Smith can blow me.
Posted by: Dr Spank

You got that right. They had a real chance at him.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (8FyP4)

723 Hi, Man!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:44 PM (++4vU)

724 "713 so adsense is now political?" Looks like it. I hope ace is safe. It makes sense though. Starve the opposition voices.

Posted by: Lauren at May 08, 2014 06:45 PM (ejehg)

725 Chiefs coming up...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 06:45 PM (xpPRn)

726

Browns should assign jersey No. 22 to Manziel, just as a reminder of his place in the sled-dog line.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2014 06:45 PM (vvk2F)

727 Ph mu God, please pass me my hip- waders.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:45 PM (++4vU)

728 Manziel looks like he's gonna barf.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

729 Johnny Football can maybe get a gig with Tim Tebow. Fuck!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 06:45 PM (Q8vlx)

730 Dude would have been better off undrafted.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 08, 2014 06:45 PM (PycrB)

731 Steal of the draft for Cleveland.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 08, 2014 06:45 PM (8FyP4)

732 Tammy ,googles reasoning? i mean there are millions of google sites and they pick weazel zippers to screw with?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:46 PM (nqBYe)

733 WTH? That should have been Oh My

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:46 PM (++4vU)

734 corny question... how do they make those team jerseys so quick?

Posted by: concrete girl at May 08, 2014 06:46 PM (cbmem)

735

Browns should assign jersey No. 22 to Manziel, just as a reminder of his place in the sled-dog line.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2014 10:45 PM (vvk2F)

Can't - the No Fun League doesn't let quarterbacks wear numbers above 19.

How about #2 instead.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:46 PM (o44nj)

736 Looks like it. I hope ace is safe. It makes sense though. Starve the opposition voices. Posted by: Lauren at May 08, 2014 10:45 PM (ejehg) Yep. Not sure where Ace gets his, but hope he is either safe or looking at options if possibly not.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 06:46 PM (ojnk6)

737

Doug Flutie > Johnny Football

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 06:47 PM (jucos)

738 Lauren, alright, shouldn't everyone take google off their computer? i mean if they want to limit content when they have gazillions of hits of grade b -d f- sites?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:47 PM (nqBYe)

739

so adsense is now political?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 10:44 PM (nqBYe)

They're owned by Google, so yep. I'm surprised it took them this long to fuck with WZ.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:47 PM (o44nj)

740 poor Browns, relegated to another decade of irrelevance by taking Johnny Bust Manziel

Posted by: tintex at May 08, 2014 06:47 PM (n36K8)

741 Willow, they claimed it is because WZ didn't have enough original content.

Posted by: Lauren at May 08, 2014 06:48 PM (ejehg)

742 Johnny Manziel drafted by Cleveland Browns? Deserves got nuthin' to do with it.

Posted by: William Munny, Unforgiven at May 08, 2014 06:48 PM (+1T7c)

743 651 I don't understand the Shazier pick. Steelers have been out of the playoffs for two years, have major problems on both lines, safety, CB and WR, so naturally they draft a hairless, undersized LB from The Overrated State U in the fifth-best conference in the country, and are then basically standing there saying the same things they did last year about that alleged speed rusher from Georgia. Even if you accept they go LB here, you telling me the best on their board is Shazier not Mosely? This makes no sense.

So, I guess the Steelers are tired of finishing 8-8 and are aiming at finishing below Cleveland. Great.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 08, 2014 06:48 PM (ednAk)

744 willow, there's a link upthread, lemme see if I can find it. It could be coincidental, but he's probably right that lefty trolls turned him in. Another way to bring down Conservative bloggers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:48 PM (++4vU)

745 Google is banning WZ from adsense for not having enough "original content" cause "policy". They pinky swear it's nothing political.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 08, 2014 06:48 PM (ZPrif)

746 Doug Flutie > Johnny Football

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 10:47 PM (jucos)

To the CFL for Manziel!

(Speaking as a former season ticket holder in the CFL who saw Flutie play, he was a great fit in that league.)

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:48 PM (KEplS)

747 so i type in google Shit sites and i come up with About 125,000,000 results (0.25 seconds) so wz is picked as a not carry site?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:49 PM (nqBYe)

748 http://weaselzippers.us/185377-google-cracks-down-on-wz/ Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2014 10:33 PM (hJauc)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 06:49 PM (++4vU)

749 Google told WZ that WZ had been flagged by their reviewers and was in violation. So no adsense money for WZ.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 08, 2014 06:49 PM (ZPrif)

750 The Browns just went from one of the dullest teams in the NFL to one of the most interesting.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 08, 2014 06:49 PM (yagOO)

751 (and the shit site was a joke from me to google ) to see if they actually carried the term

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:49 PM (nqBYe)

752 Do other ad networks pay less than adsense?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 08, 2014 06:50 PM (ZPrif)

753 Belichek will grab when Cleveland cuts him, make him the new manlier Brady. Btady is a hipster doofus.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at May 08, 2014 06:50 PM (Q8vlx)

754 ONT is up!

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 06:50 PM (lq3Ak)

755 If Manziel is smart he will embrace this opportunity.

Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:50 PM (KEplS)

756 Willow, they claimed it is because WZ didn't have enough original content. Posted by: Lauren at May 08, 2014 10:48 PM (ejehg) ******** While their own "Google News" is completely reposted news, with zero original reporting. If I were Matt Drudge, I might be talking to alternate services right about now.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 06:51 PM (ojnk6)

757 All Ace would need is one movie review to put the original content way above what he excerpts from other sites.

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 06:51 PM (FXTmE)

758 honestly this is becoming nuts. should we troll and turn in media matters? progress now? should we play too?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:51 PM (nqBYe)

759 Well enough of the draft for me now that it's obvious da bears will easily win the super bowl

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 06:51 PM (CPoFy)

760 what about kos?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:51 PM (nqBYe)

761 The purges of conservatives continues. Weasalzippers the latest victim. It will get worse.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 08, 2014 06:51 PM (ednAk)

762 The Chefs pick quickly - Dee Ford (DE/Auburn).

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:52 PM (o44nj)

763 Chiefs pick... Dee Ford?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:52 PM (9GG/0)

764 hate miser all they ask for is original content? heck let's start tossing in bad poetry. or karmic reaction to left bs?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:52 PM (nqBYe)

765 There is a 14x20 black-and-white photo, autographed, of Orr flying through the air after the goal in 1970 that is hanging in my parents' house. I bought it for my mom. It's a good to make your mom cry because she's happy. -- Awesome! I know that pic well. It's my twitter background right now.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:53 PM (zDsvJ)

766 The Browns just went from one of the dullest teams in the NFL to one of the most interesting.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 08, 2014 10:49 PM (yagOO)

____________________

Maybe not for the reasons you're thinking.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 08, 2014 06:53 PM (jucos)

767 While their own "Google News" is completely reposted news, with zero original reporting. If I were Matt Drudge, I might be talking to alternate services right about now. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 10:51 PM (ojnk6) exactly they just take everyones content and url em for others.

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:53 PM (nqBYe)

768

Well enough of the draft for me now that it's obvious da bears will easily win the ~~super~~ Stupor bowl

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 08, 2014 10:51 PM (CPoFy)

You misspelled Stupor. Listening to Chicago sports talk the two weeks after the Packers whup up on Bear Cub meat will once again be satisfying.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:54 PM (o44nj)

769 KC just drafted the guy Schrager had pegged for the Pats. Nix and Lee still available, 6 picks to go.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 06:55 PM (ZshNr)

770 Weasel Zippers lost their Google Ad revenue: "Stephanie D 1:32 PM Basically it is against policies to copy the majority of your content from other sites, even if you include a cite of the source me 1:33 PM I only excerpt small portions of articles and link back to the source. AP, Retuers, AFP, CNN all encourage me to do this because I drive them traffic Stephanie D 1:35 PM According to our reviewers, it is too much And just looking at your home page, every blog post is basically a snippet from another news source with very little original content" (from that link provided up thread)

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:55 PM (zDsvJ)

771 I complained I was not drafted then I met a man with no ONT.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 08, 2014 06:55 PM (dUZwp)

772 so anyone at weazel zippers have the ability to write essays, they don't hve to be meaningful or relevant to anything but just add original content?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:57 PM (nqBYe)

773 Weasel zippers was probably targeted because it's a favorite of Mark Levins and the cunts at Media Matters have been working overtime on Google. Next up zero hedge.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 06:57 PM (Xkr8I)

774 773 so anyone at weazel zippers have the ability to write essays, they don't hve to be meaningful or relevant to anything but just add original content?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 10:57 PM (nqBYe)

it won't matter.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 06:57 PM (9GG/0)

775 Nos. 1-2; 3 of the first 7; and 10 of the first 23 came from the SEC. Just sayin.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 08, 2014 06:58 PM (PycrB)

776 The Bungals take Darqueze Dennard (CB/Michigan State).

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:58 PM (o44nj)

777 Ynot lol, what original content doees google add comparative to their urling billions of other peoples stuff?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:58 PM (nqBYe)

778

Nos. 1-2; 3 of the first 7; and 10 of the first 23 came from the SEC. Just sayin.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 08, 2014 10:58 PM (PycrB)

The NFL should simply buy the SEC from the NCAA and make its D-League status official. After all, the players are already being paid, and it would free up the schools from NCAA compliance issues.

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 06:59 PM (o44nj)

779 chemjeff honestly why?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 06:59 PM (nqBYe)

780 Exactly, willow.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2014 06:59 PM (zDsvJ)

781 hmm not liking the Chiefs' draft pick.
he's injury prone and kinda small for a DE.
ugh.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 07:01 PM (9GG/0)

782 ok what are our options if they want to play this way?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 07:01 PM (nqBYe)

783 wasn't there an issue with google back in Bush days? what was it? anyone remember?

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 07:02 PM (nqBYe)

784 ok what are our options if they want to play this way? Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 11:01 PM (nqBYe) Very few, unfortunately. The web services are dominated by Cali Leftists. Others will pick up the slack, but you're still paying Leftists.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 07:03 PM (ojnk6)

785

The Bolts take Jasoon Verrett (CB/TCU).

Revenge of the corners?

Posted by: steveegg at May 08, 2014 07:03 PM (o44nj)

786 Johnny Football to the Cleveland Browns who are the Chicago Cubs of football.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2014 07:03 PM (XRSxm)

787 man wiht no party ok, i see that so we don't have ANY brite strs on Team freedom for all of us? anyway google gets deleted tonight along with google earth which i actually do use. we must find tools, ii refuse to bend over and smile.

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 07:06 PM (nqBYe)

788 3 picks before the Patriots, both players I want are still available. Nix and Lee. I'm afraid the Panthers will poach Lee if he's available at 28, crossing fingers that still leaves Nix out there.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 07:06 PM (ZshNr)

789 Bet something like Twitchy is next. Not a lot of original material there... I mean the whole point is aggregating Twitter material.

And I'm sure they'd love to nail Malkin (er, not like that)

Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 07:08 PM (FXTmE)

790 man wiht no party ok, i see that so we don't have ANY brite strs on Team freedom for all of us? anyway google gets deleted tonight along with google earth which i actually do use. we must find tools, ii refuse to bend over and smile. Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 11:06 PM (nqBYe) ********* I've already killed all Google interaction, including the Adwords account my business had a while ago for ad placement. They are difficult to avoid, as they are everywhere. Oh, ONT is up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 07:10 PM (ojnk6)

791 @684 - Mosely is an ILB from Bama's 3-4. Shazier was an OLB at OSU but the Steelers are saying he'll play inside alongside Timmons. Still baffling to me. In any event why a LB at all given that they just cut Ryan Clark and Ike Taylor is a fossil? And the lines and WR holes? AND one place they say they're good is RB with Bell but he had 860 yards on 3.5 per carry. I watch them every week (married into it and adopted them) but I'm not buying this. Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 08, 2014 07:10 PM (PycrB)

792 We're going for takeout, anyone want anything?

Posted by: Teddy Bowlgame and Derek Carr at May 08, 2014 07:12 PM (PycrB)

793 google is now off this computer, perhaps it will even run fatser

Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 07:15 PM (nqBYe)

794 2 picks left, both my guys still available. Come on, Bill, Lee or Nix!

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 07:17 PM (ZshNr)

795 !ƚɒɘɿǫ ƨi ƨiʜƚ yod ʜO

Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 07:46 PM (Xkr8I)

796 792 @684 - Mosely is an ILB from Bama's 3-4. Shazier was an OLB at OSU but the Steelers are saying he'll play inside alongside Timmons. Still baffling to me. In any event why a LB at all given that they just cut Ryan Clark and Ike Taylor is a fossil? And the lines and WR holes? AND one place they say they're good is RB with Bell but he had 860 yards on 3.5 per carry. I watch them every week (married into it and adopted them) but I'm not buying this. Hope I'm wrong. Posted by: Blacksheep at May 08, 2014 11:10 PM (PycrB) Salary cap casualties probably. The more and more that players with huge contracts "rework" their contracts to "free up" money to sign a player just means that the team gets a bigger and longer contract from that huge contract making it an albatross around the team's neck. Romo keeps "re-doing" his contract so the Cowboys can sign some free agents, and all it has done is add money on future years that will be dead money.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 08:24 PM (HxSXm)

797 Do you know why they invented sports? Because when we talk about religion or politics we kill each other. "Bread and circuses" I threw away the TV years ago for the same reason.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 09, 2014 12:04 AM (ELMMc)

798

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 02:50 AM (T2V/1)

799 The Bills trading a 2015 1st first round pick to move up 5 spots is one of the dumbest things i've ever seen...

Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 06:21 AM (7ObY1)

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