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January 03, 2014

Noonish Open Thread
— Open Blogger

Create your own content. It's like Build-A-Bear but we don't give you any of the bear parts.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:13 AM | Comments (359)
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1 First?

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:14 AM (doBIb)

2 Woot!

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:14 AM (doBIb)

3 Does the bear have a double penis? Or a designer vagina?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 08:14 AM (9GG/0)

4 BYOT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 03, 2014 08:14 AM (A7zvX)

5 Build a bear?

Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at January 03, 2014 08:14 AM (6PM2S)

So technically we could choose to Build a Goblin Shark instead of building a bear?

FREEDOM!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:15 AM (4df7R)

7 RIP BOB GRANT--lets be heard!

Posted by: AtParisParamus at January 03, 2014 08:15 AM (CkjRf)

8 I've got 3 2x4's, a box of band-aids and a spare letter opener.

Point me where you need me.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:15 AM (x3YFz)

9 I think he meant "build a beer."

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:15 AM (x3YFz)

10 I'm going to build a designer vagina.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 08:15 AM (ez58q)

11 Some days you build the bear. Other days the bear dismantles you.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at January 03, 2014 08:16 AM (A7zvX)

12 willow has saved us again.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:16 AM (LSDdO)

13 Is the rule two open threads then the Ewok signal?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:16 AM (TE35l)

14 so I read that as 'we dont give you any bear pants' and I'm like, of course you dont but you better get some fuckin shirts. So, now off for coffee.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at January 03, 2014 08:16 AM (Vk2CC)

15 oy, i have to find content for myself?

brain starts smoking..

nope, still nothing.

Posted by: willow at January 03, 2014 08:16 AM (nqBYe)

16 Build a better vagina and the world will beat a path to your door.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2014 08:17 AM (ee9LE)

17 >>Chinese Icebreaker Used "Climate" "Scientists" Now Also Stuck In Ice: http://pic.twitter.com/pDvLdImHTj Reposting cuz it's really funny. Don't make me come back there and post it a third time...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2014 08:17 AM (SUKHu)

18 I built a bear once.

There I was, knee-deep in spent brass and grenade pins and all I had was a build-a-bear kit.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:17 AM (x3YFz)

19 Hey a smoke free thread. Must walk doggehs, later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 08:18 AM (XIxXP)

20 "Bear parts"...didn't Courtney Love sing that?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:18 AM (7ObY1)

21 This thread is... unbearable...

Posted by: Romeo13.... brining the classics... at January 03, 2014 08:18 AM (lZBBB)

22 Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2014 12:17 PM (ee9LE)

There's something wrong with that statement but I can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:18 AM (LSDdO)

23 Boring day at work. I come in every day expecting to get laid off so I guess boring is good?

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2014 08:18 AM (gvdcW)

24 Any idea if the lowered gas prices from fracking are going to hit FL? If ever? *whimper*

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 03, 2014 08:18 AM (opjHr)

25 >>the world will beat a path to your door Or will rise to your door?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2014 08:19 AM (SUKHu)

26 Nice doggie. Nice doggie.

Posted by: Jang Song Thaek at January 03, 2014 08:19 AM (A7zvX)

27 There's something wrong with that statement but I can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:18 PM (LSDdO)

it's best you don't try.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:19 AM (x3YFz)

28 I'm going to build a man anus!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 03, 2014 08:19 AM (ez58q)

*FACEPALM*

Tina Brown is a fucking c*nt.

Tina Brown @TinaBrownLM

Sorry, Mr Mayor but the first inequality moment for you will be tomorrow's blizzard. Rich people always have someone to shovel snow...

TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/mecxyx3

Guess what, sunshine. So do poor people. So does everyone who's not physically incapable of picking up a shovel. It's called you go outside and shovel your own damn snow.

Bitch c*nt whore.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (4df7R)

30 16 Build a better vagina and the world will beat a path to your door. You will be hearing from GLAAD about your unfortunate heteronormative thinking, comrade.

Posted by: wooga at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (2Ukpc)

31 I've got a right bear arm. (it's in the Constitution)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (g4TxM)

32 24 Any idea if the lowered gas prices from fracking are going to hit FL? If ever? *whimper* Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 03, 2014 12:18 PM (opjHr) That would be nice.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (ez58q)

33 I'd rather Build A Burger....

Posted by: backhoe at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (ULH4o)

34 We're building a bear? Awesome! Here's the first piece! pic.twitter.com/bL1OcLajCh

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (zDsvJ)

35 Typical winter weather here in the mountains of Colorado. Went to -6 last night, up to 17 now. Hope to hit 25 which will feel great as it's sunny. Going for a snowshoe later. I hear it's cold in some other parts of the country?

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (1Y+hH)

36 A repeat of morning news for NYC Morons who are now going to get the shaft from the commie mayor that just took office.

The new commie Mayor of NYC wants to invest $1B of NYC pension funds in low-income housing. What could go wrong here?

http://tinyurl.com/n3bwlbf

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (T2V/1)

37 You always get the best content on a mid day thread.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2014 08:20 AM (0FSuD)

38 Designer vagina stores:

FancyPuss

Labia Del Monte

Cooj al Fresca

Low end designer vagina stores:

Cuntastic

Beaveright

Lipsareus

Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (OZmbA)

39 Build a better vagina and the world will beat a path to your door.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2014 12:17 PM (ee9LE)

**slides over prospectus**

Care to help finance my Marilyn Monrobot?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (zF6Iw)

40 Man anus is ike lady cooch, but with muscles!

Posted by: Progtard 2000 at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (ZPrif)

41 well, speaking of the V word, Jeff Goldstein found a doozy: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=52353

Posted by: Mallfly at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (bJm7W)

42 Actually, it's on the verge of getting serious down there in the ice.

Boats have got sunk getting stuck and that ain't no joke.

Plus there's some real scientist's who got screwed out of their regularly scheduled visit by the rerouting of the aussie boat.

A few more days of this and there's going to be tears not laughter.

but until then. HAH!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (LSDdO)

43 >>Speaking from the Australian ship, where all the passengers were recovering WTF were they recovering from? >>During their time on the ice, passengers amused themselves with films, classes in knot tying, languages, yoga and photography, and rang in the New Year with dinner, drinks and a song composed about their adventure. I'm sorry I asked.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (SUKHu)

44 January the tenth 1982 I was in Madison Wisconsin and the wind chill was -57 fucking degrees. I have never returned

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (R8hU8)

45 I'm waiting for this shop to get unionized. Then I'm running for shop steward.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (l0lja)

46 Any bear can be a Urine Bear.

Posted by: The Build A Bear Corp. at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (A7zvX)

47 This year I will suck the yokes out of chicken eggs as my sole sustenance. The farts are a bit of a bear.

Posted by: Beautiful Existence except for the constipation at January 03, 2014 08:21 AM (0It32)

48 http://preview.tinyurl.com/mhvftt5 Check this out.... guys Silver Star Commendation.... THIS IS AN AMERICAN WARRIOR!!!!! When out of ammo, he takes the enemies weapon, and then beats him to death with it!

Posted by: Romeo13.... /SALUTE at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (lZBBB)

49 Y'all see that story about Kim Jong Un feeding his uncle to the starving dogs?

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (8lmkt)

50 >>Chinese Icebreaker Used "Climate" "Scientists" Now Also Stuck In Ice:

http://pic.twitter.com/pDvLdImHTj

Reposting cuz it's really funny.

Don't make me come back there and post it a third time...

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2014 12:17 PM (SUKHu)

Well, it's like they always say: you can get rescued by a Chinese icebreaker, but you're going to be stuck again an hour later.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (4df7R)

51 I've got a right bear arm.

(it's in the Constitution)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 12:20 PM (g4TxM)

----

Ive got a cross eyed bear named Gladly.

We sign about her in Church.

Gladly the cross-eyed beaar.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (nELVU)

52 Meanwhile, the rescuers need rescuing.

Antarctica rescue: Xue Long calls for help after becoming stuck while trying to help Akademik Shokalskiy

http://tinyurl.com/opmj8c6

Posted by: Mjim at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (g7Azt)

53 31 I've got a right bear arm.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 12:20 PM (g4TxM)

has to make for some awkward family reunions.

"Who did this furry thing to me!?" and all that.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (x3YFz)

54 A serious addiction I have is to TV. I never had one until I married and my wife demanded we have one. She never watches. She just uses it as a noise-maker. I, on the other hand, just have to see whether Gilligan makes it off the island this time.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (ee9LE)

55 The new commie Mayor of NYC wants to invest $1B of NYC pension funds in low-income housing. What could go wrong here? Well, they work so well in Chicago and he does want to have the highest murder rate again, so this is a good move. Pension funds are for those suckers that work, not his voters.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (0FSuD)

56 Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2014 12:21 PM (OZmbA)

Even a restaurant:

COOTERS

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (LSDdO)

57 17 Mama AJ at January 03, 2014 12:17 PM (SUKHu)

Yeah I posted that the Aussies are telling a rescue boat that has 1/4 Knot speed to "hold on station" to rescue the ChiComs...

Nice work Enviro Assholes this shit REALLY makes me want to give YOU FUCKS final say on the global economy and energy consumption.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (TE35l)

58 I want to build a bear, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at January 03, 2014 08:22 AM (ez58q)

59 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (PYAXX)

60 I'm going to build a designer vagina. We'll need a song for the montage. 'Eye of the Tiger'?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (Gd500)

61 35 Typical winter weather here in the mountains of Colorado. Went to -6 last night, up to 17 now. Hope to hit 25 which will feel great as it's sunny. --- We're getting similar on the Wasatch Front, maybe a tad warmer. And you're right, the sun is what makes all the difference. I had the windows open for a little while yesterday. But as soon as it goes down, you realize it's cold outside. It would be really hard going back to the midwest or east after living out this way.

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (zDsvJ)

62 ny idea if the lowered gas prices from fracking are going to hit FL? If ever? What are you paying? $3:05 in Denver, about 3:30 in the mountains here.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (1Y+hH)

63 Yeah when was the last time Tina Brown shoveled anything?

Posted by: NC Ref at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (Myqtp)

64 -42 yesterday morning here in the northern part of MN. Without the wind chill.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (l0lja)

65 Rush is giving it to Diblabio, and giving it to him real good.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (SnFIT)

66 Taxes on gasoline and the ridiculous amount of local formulations required by regulations will make sure gas prices never get too low, no matter how much oil we produce.

Posted by: brak at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (NaTky)

67 Oh Crap, it's 33 degrees, I aint walkin nuttin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 08:23 AM (XIxXP)

68 Ive got a cross eyed bear named Gladly.We **sign** about her in Church.
Gladly the cross-eyed beaar.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2014 12:22 PM (nELVU)

So, it's *you* who hired the mandella sign language guy!

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:24 AM (x3YFz)

69 Man anus is ike lady cooch, but with muscles! And poop!

Posted by: --- at January 03, 2014 08:24 AM (MMC8r)

70 How long is Mark Sanford going to hike that Argentinian tail? Seriously, it's been 4 years plus. Maybe, he's going to be like these Hwd nutters with a 10 year engagement?

Posted by: Bean Pies, ey? at January 03, 2014 08:24 AM (Qev5V)

71 Oklahoma Sooners Cheerleaders Open Thread Compliance pic in honor of their Sugar Bowl upset over Alabama

http://tinyurl.com/mjcpuv9

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2014 08:24 AM (aTXUx)

72 55 Pension funds are for those suckers that work, not his voters.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2014 12:22 PM (0FSuD)

Well remember they are city workers. He has no control over private pension funds.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 03, 2014 08:24 AM (T2V/1)

73 I hear it's cold in some other parts of the country? Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 12:20 PM (1Y+hH) 64 and slightly overcast.... I guess global warming said F' it and moved to California...

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 08:24 AM (lZBBB)

74 54 A serious addiction I have is to TV. I never had one until I married and my wife demanded we have one. She never watches What is with that shit? My wife turns it on and then leaves the room and turns it on in another room. They lonely or something. Drives me fucking nuts. If I could have one TV wish? Ban ALL canned laughter from all shows.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2014 08:24 AM (0FSuD)

75 I'm going to build a designer vagina. Keep in mind, the ladies love closet space.

Posted by: --- at January 03, 2014 08:24 AM (MMC8r)

76 What, the 800 comment pot thread wasn't enough?

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 08:25 AM (bb5+k)

77 Three topics for discussion:

1. The Alabama Crimson Tide get Donkey Punched by Oklahoma Sooners.

2. With wind chill, the temp at game time for the SF-GB game this weekend is expected to be minus 30 F.

3. Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2014 08:25 AM (TM1p8)

78 It would be really hard going back to the midwest or east after living out this way. Posted by: Y-not at January 03 Yeah, I can go from dry zero here to a slightly more humid 30 in Denver and I'm freezing down there. Gimme that cold dry air and sun and I'm happy. As long as it isn't windy.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:25 AM (1Y+hH)

49 Peaches

That execution sounds pretty medieval. Not sure if it was true or not, though.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 03, 2014 08:25 AM (l0lja)

80
Megyn Kelly to Janice Dean: "Does that mean that you and I are having another night in bed together?"

http://tinyurl.com/lpwdrwu

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2014 08:25 AM (TIIx5)

81 a song composed about their adventure. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:25 AM (7ObY1)

82 We'll need a song for the montage.
'Eye of the Tiger'?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 12:23 PM (Gd500)

"What's New, Pussycat?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:25 AM (4df7R)

83 Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 12:23 PM (1Y+hH) $3.65 yesterday her in Clownifornia's Central Valley...

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 08:25 AM (lZBBB)

84 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:21 PM (LSDdO) So....the chopper took them from their ship stuck in the ice.....to another ship stuck in the ice.....is that right?

Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (j7iSn)

85 I'm going to build a designer vagina. Keep in mind, the ladies love closet space. Posted by: --- at January 03, 2014 12:24 PM (MMC8r) And scented plug ins.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (XIxXP)

86 64 and slightly overcast.... I guess global warming said F' it and moved to California... Posted by: Romeo13.. Location?

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (1Y+hH)

87 Sooners looked great last night. I was a little worried about their clock management toward the end there. Seemed like there were communication issues btwn the sideline and the QB. But all's well that ends well!

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (zDsvJ)

88 $3.45 in the Boston area

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (SnFIT)

89 6 So technically we could choose to Build a Goblin Shark instead of building a bear? FREEDOM! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:15 PM (4df7R)

Build a Cthulu? Build an Ewok? Build a Sharknado? Would be awesome until the copyright infringement lawsuits begin.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (BF+2f)

90 I'm having a coffee emergency. Link in nick. Also some crass, awful person made this joke this morning: "In Communist North Korea, dog eat you."

Posted by: baldilocks at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (36Rjy)

91 Oh, I see, CA, never mind.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (1Y+hH)

92 And scented plug ins. Jennifer Lawrence seems to.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (7ObY1)

93 2.99 in SC.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 08:26 AM (XIxXP)

94 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:20 PM (4df7R) I love it! So disconnected. For Tina, the working people are really robots. You see, everybody in NYC should have someone shovel snow for them, including the someones who actually shovel the snow? Here's another thing: The poor do have people shovel snow for them. If you live in an apartment building, you aren't shoveling any snow. It's only those in the outer boroughs who own their own houses (or rent an entire house) who even think about shoveling their own snow. DeBlasio deserves all of this and I'm glad he's getting it from Tina Brown.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (T0NGe)

95 I can't put my finger on it. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:18 PM (LSDdO) And that's the problem right there.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (DrC22)

96 80 Megyn Kelly to Janice Dean: "Does that mean that you and I are having another night in bed together?" http://tinyurl.com/lpwdrwu Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2014 12:25 PM (TIIx5) And I'm spent....

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (doBIb)

97 I've got a right bear arm. Well played.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (1xUj/)

98 Yeah I posted that the Aussies are telling a rescue boat that has 1/4 Knot speed to "hold on station" to rescue the ChiComs... Nice work Enviro Assholes this shit REALLY makes me want to give YOU FUCKS final say on the global economy and energy consumption. On the upside, if they get enough boats stuck, they can walk out on them......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (qc7at)

99 Designer vagina stores: FancyPuss Labia Del Monte Cooj al Fresca Low end designer vagina stores: Cuntastic Beaveright Lipsareus Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2014 12:21 PM (OZmbA) ***** Single payer- Dept of Health and Human Cervices

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (g4TxM)

100 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:20 PM (4df7R) What drives me insane about Leftists is their complete inability to understand the nature of the relationship between Money and Labor. I installed my own laminate floor over the last several days. Does that mean I "didn't have someone to do it?" NO. It means *I* was the "someone" I "had to do it." The rich can afford to hire someone else to shovel their walks because they have accumulated enough capital that they don't have to physically do it themselves. That is, the VALUE of the MONEY to them is less than the value of not having to get out in the d*mn cold and shovel their own walk. The "poor" have to do it themselves because they have not accumulated that much wealth. That is, the value of the money to them is MORE than the value of not having to get out in the d*mn cold and shovel their own walk.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (PYAXX)

101 I wonder how all these "special blends" raise the price? And damn that ethanol.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (1Y+hH)

102 93 2.99 in SC.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 12:26 PM (XIxXP)

$3.20 here where I am at yesterday.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (T2V/1)

103 Well, it's like they always say: you can get rescued by a Chinese icebreaker, but you're going to be stuck again an hour later.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:22 PM (4df7R)

heh

Posted by: polynikes at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (m2CN7)

104 And I'm spent....

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 12:27 PM (doBIb)

Heh

Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2014 08:27 AM (OZmbA)

105 3. Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2014 12:25 PM (TM1p

Are they the fast flesh-eating zombie penguins or the slow flesh-eating zombie penguins?

Devil's in the details.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:28 AM (x3YFz)

106 Less politics, more vagina. Smart Labial Blogging. ... Sorry, my mind is elsewhere now...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 03, 2014 08:28 AM (qyfb5)

107 3. Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete? Spectre gunship.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 08:28 AM (qc7at)

108 Megyn Kelly to Janice Dean: "Does that mean that you and I are having another night in bed together?" And then Megan doubled down when she told Janice, "You are the only woman I have ever shared a bed with." It was comedy gold and they egged each other on. It was great.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 08:29 AM (XIxXP)

109 63 Yeah when was the last time Tina Brown shoveled anything? Posted by: NC Ref at January 03, 2014 12:23 PM (Myqtp) Write your own punchline...

Posted by: Comedy Machine at January 03, 2014 08:29 AM (DrC22)

110 3. Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete? Weedwhacker.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 08:29 AM (ez58q)

111 2.99 in SC. Best so far. After paying extra at King Soopers for groceries I get up to 50 cents off a gallon at their pumps. Filled up for 2.50 the other day when I was down there.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:29 AM (1Y+hH)

112 I was thinking you need a tank or MRAP against penguins, but then I realized you only need a convertible.

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:29 AM (doBIb)

113 Single payer- Dept of Health and Human Cervices **Golf clap**

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 08:29 AM (qc7at)

114 3. Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete? Weaponized Attack Corgis with frikkin' laser beams on their heads.

Posted by: --- at January 03, 2014 08:30 AM (MMC8r)

115 Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2014 12:26 PM (j7iSn)

Well the aussie ship was trying to leave the area but then got a message that the chinese boat was having trouble and to stand by in case THEY needed rescue.

so the aussie boats standing by but it's not out of the ice field yet either and it COULD get stuck also.

If the wind doesn't shift and drive some of the ice out of the bay, they could ALL be stuck with NO one nearby for rescue.

This could turn into a military emergency. Lots of money, lots of risk for all concerned.

still amusing but not for long.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:30 AM (LSDdO)

116 And then Megan doubled down when she told Janice, "You are the only woman I have ever shared a bed with." It was comedy gold and they egged each other on. It was great.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 12:29 PM (XIxXP)

First sergeant needs some alone time. No one comes into this tent for... 2 minutes.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:30 AM (x3YFz)

117 Resigned to the ursine, I pilfer picnic baskets with a heavy heart.

Posted by: Boo Boo at January 03, 2014 08:30 AM (R6JT1)

118 Build a Cthulu? Build an Ewok? Build a Sharknado? Would be awesome until the copyright infringement lawsuits begin.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 12:26 PM (BF+2f)

I should be at home right now building a Cthulu. Well okay, crocheting one. But no. Stupid twit here decided to go to work today instead of cashing in a little vacation time and staying home one more day. And what do I get? Everyone else stayed home today rather than fight the weather, so I'm sitting here in the office alone, doing nothing (except posting to the HQ, but this place is my addiction and I'm not giving it up).

*spins in chair*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:30 AM (4df7R)

119 $2.89 here in Orem.

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 08:30 AM (zDsvJ)

120 107 3. Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete? Spectre gunship. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 12:28 PM (qc7at) Longsword.... and full plate armor... Dirk vice shield for close in work...

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 08:30 AM (lZBBB)

121 **Golf clap**

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 12:29 PM (qc7at)

Sandra Fluke got that on the 13th hole.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2014 08:30 AM (OZmbA)

122 98 rickb223 at January 03, 2014 12:27 PM (qc7at)

When this started I said because I understand polar conditions a little "have they thought of walking out?"

Not snark either theoretically they can walk back to land there's like seven miles of ice.

Nah because I would bet my right nut they are not any more prepared for Antarctica than they would be for Aspen or Cludcroft New Mexico....

these Limo Climate Initiates piss me off, but take heart....

I *know* that when I say if you run to a place that is inhospitable enough free shit army and the moonbats will leave you relatively in peace.

They are too ego driven to learn what it takes to endure.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:31 AM (TE35l)

123 $3.32 in central NH.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:31 AM (4df7R)

124 Megyn Kelly to Janice Dean: "Does that mean that you and I are having another night in bed together?"

http://tinyurl.com/lpwdrwu

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2014 12:25 PM (TIIx5)

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Yeah I saw that last night..... right up to the point I passed out from all my blood rushing from my big head to my little one.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2014 08:31 AM (nELVU)

125
Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete?

GAU-8

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2014 08:31 AM (TIIx5)

126 I think they have just dropped food on that ship stuck in the ice and let them continue their global warming study. They might have learned something eventually.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:31 AM (1Y+hH)

127 If I could have one TV wish? Ban ALL canned laughter from all shows. My one wish is: stop pretending insulting your loved ones is funny.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 03, 2014 08:31 AM (gtjN1)

128 115 Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:30 PM (LSDdO)

their religion demands blood and money sacrifices comrade....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (TE35l)

129 Is this the year women fall out love with their pretty President? (And we include Chris Matthews in that)

Posted by: Conversation Starter at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (DrC22)

130 #29 - ~Assualt Hobbit

Ms. Tina, like all the darling Leftists, would have nothing except for their outrage and their pseudo-elitism. Can't miss the moment, so to speak, on the backs of the proles, 'cause they need a champion.

Funny thing is, what does Ms. Tina shovel, except her own shinola?

Posted by: fred zeppelin at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (zL/eJ)

131 44 January the tenth 1982 I was in Madison Wisconsin and the wind chill was -57 fucking degrees. I have never returned Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 03, 2014 12:21 PM (R8hU

I lived in Chicago then. I remember that day like it was yesterday. -60 wind chill. Your snot and the tears in your eyes freezes.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (bCEmE)

132 It would be really hard going back to the midwest or east after living out this way. Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 12:23 PM (zDsvJ)

Seriously. Dry cold makes it easier to dress too; simple layers and you are good, even when it is bitterly cold, whereas in humid cold the wind goes right through you, brr. Also, nothing better than getting a batch of our great powdery snow, so light you just sweep it off lightly with a brush and you are good to go. Screw heavy wet snow.

Hope you had good holidays Y-Not! I had lots of relatives in town, it was an adventure but a nice, noisy one.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (BF+2f)

133 Are they the fast flesh-eating zombie penguins or the slow flesh-eating zombie penguins?

Devil's in the details.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 12:28 PM (x3YFz)

Medium speed, in a bit of a change of pace from recent flicks.

=====================

Spectre gunship.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 12:28 PM (qc7at)

MOAB.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (TM1p8)

134 16 Build a better vagina and the world will beat a path to your door.

You will be hearing from GLAAD about your unfortunate heteronormative thinking, comrade.

He never specified male use. You assumed male use when he specified vagina which means... BURN THE HETERONORMATIVE WITCH!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (0q2P7)

135 Janice Dean used to be on CHUM-FM out of Toronto (she's Canadian.) She has multiple sclerosis and is married to a NYC fire-fighter.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (7ObY1)

136 11 Some days you build the bear. Other days the bear dismantles you. Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at January 03, 2014 12:16 PM (A7zvX) --- Timothy Treadwell's dead... He's on the outside of a bear looking in...

Posted by: The Moody Blues at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (/Crba)

137 Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete? Pulse Rifle in the 7-watt range?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (PYAXX)

138 Yeah when was the last time Tina Brown shoveled anything? ***** I originally read that as 'shriveled'. The question then answers itself.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (g4TxM)

139

Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete?

Motherfucking shark.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (4df7R)

140 Pretty and witty and gay.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (OZmbA)

141 I think they have just dropped food on that ship stuck in the ice and let them continue their global warming study. I'm hoping for a Donner Family ending.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 08:32 AM (XIxXP)

142 Yeah when was the last time Tina Brown shoveled anything?
Posted by: NC Ref at January 03, 2014 12:23 PM (Myqtp)

Newsweek?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (LSDdO)

143 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:30 PM (LSDdO) Isn't the Chinese Ice Breaker a Military Ship?

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (lZBBB)

144 $3.32 in central NH. Right in the middle. 2.99 lowest so far. 3.65 highest.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (1Y+hH)

145 New Remington R51 pistol link in nic. Looks nice 7+1 in 9mm single stack

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (nTgAI)

146 MOAB.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2014 12:32 PM (TM1p

Daisy Cutter.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (x3YFz)

147 137 Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete? Pulse Rifle in the 7-watt range? --- Just what you see, pal!

Posted by: Gun store owner at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (/Crba)

148 Nice work Enviro Assholes this shit REALLY makes me want to give YOU FUCKS final say on the global economy and energy consumption.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 12:22 PM

Haven't you heard? The Algorists are going to make it all up to everybody by planting trees to offset the carbon footprint of their rescue

I guess that's the universal absolution nowadays. Can I get away with robbing a bank if I promise to plant a tree as a carbon offset for the getaway car?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (aTXUx)

149 David Brooks wrote an anti weed article. David Brooks. rightwing street cred shot yo. No one wants to be conservative on anything these days besides economics, and conservative pretenditstill1979 econ ain't even that great

Posted by: blue.dot at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (I8FOK)

150 whereas in humid cold the wind goes right through you, As I sit here surrounded by 2 Great Lakes and one mighty river that is technically part of the Great Lakes, I wholeheartedly concur.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:33 AM (7ObY1)

151 141 I think they have just dropped food on that ship stuck in the ice and let them continue their global warming study. I'm hoping for a Donner Family ending. --- Let's have a Donner party!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 03, 2014 08:34 AM (/Crba)

152

Caveman: "Cold bad, warm good."

Enviroweenie: "Global Warming...er, help... save me from the ice!!!"

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2014 08:34 AM (wAQA5)

153 Hope you had good holidays Y-Not! I had lots of relatives in town, it was an adventure but a nice, noisy one. -- Thanks, LizLem! Yes, we had a nice, peaceful holiday except for the night I forgot about the Jazz game & MTC concerts and took us up to a USO Pops concert at Abravanel Hall. It took us 50 minutes to get out of the City Creek garage after the concert! Glad you had a great holiday!

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 08:34 AM (zDsvJ)

154

Low end designer vagina stores:

K-Spot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2014 08:34 AM (zF6Iw)

155 141 Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 12:32 PM (XIxXP)

Heh nah the crew not the eggheads are stuck on the Russkie boat...the Chinese are stuck trying to rescue the dumbfuck tourists er scientists on the Aussie boat the Aussie boat is on station trying to rescue the Chinese boat that was rescuing the dumbfuck "scientists".....

I think I learned this as a child as "there was an old lady that swallowed a fly"?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (TE35l)

156 Cludcroft New Mexico.... Where is Cludcroft, exactly? Anywhere near Cloudcroft, cause my family owns some cabins up there; it's beautiful in the summer. I assume it is in winter as well, but I hate the cold, so I've never bothered to find out.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (PYAXX)

157 50 >>Chinese Icebreaker Used "Climate" "Scientists" Now Also Stuck In Ice: http://pic.twitter.com/pDvLdImHTj Reposting cuz it's really funny. Don't make me come back there and post it a third time...
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2014 12:17 PM (SUKHu)

Well, it's like they always say: you can get rescued by a Chinese icebreaker, but you're going to be stuck again an hour later.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:22 PM (4df7R)Well Ho Le Fuk..

Posted by: tubal the bad at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (YEQ2h)

158 s this the year women fall out love with their pretty President? Hell no. This is the year their excuses for his failures get more stupid than ever, that's all.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (1Y+hH)

159 Idiots did it to themselves: >>After experiencing the ship being surrounded by breakout ice on the 18th or 18th of December in just HALF AN HOUR, they stayed in that area, moved slightly up the coast and with an incoming blizzard and MORE ice on the way, they went onshore and forced the boat to wait for their return. THEN they got stuck. From WUWT. Lots more details there.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (SUKHu)

160 This is bearly a post

Posted by: SPAM at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (vYB+W)

161 135 Janice Dean used to be on CHUM-FM out of Toronto (she's Canadian.) Wiki says it was in Ottawa.

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (doBIb)

162 >> Posted by: blue.dot STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (SnFIT)

163 Ed Zeppelin? Or Tortelvis ?

Posted by: armadillo at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (qQk+U)

164 the chinese icebreaker is military.

but then any chinese ship is military.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (LSDdO)

165 I just had to sell an active duty navy corpsman 2x30 round 5.56 because Colorado is stupid.

And yeah, NSA/DHS/ATF: it was under the table. And fuck you. With a rusty hacksaw blade. Feel free to contact my sheriff and ask him if he gives a shit.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:35 AM (x3YFz)

166
Let's have a Donner party!

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 03, 2014 12:34 PM (/Crba)

The first one of you reprobates that suggests lemons gets stabbed in the face with a shrimp fork.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2014 08:36 AM (TIIx5)

167 3. Against Flesh-Eating Zombie Penguins, which weapon would be better, Crossbow, Longbow, or Machete?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2014 12:25 PM

I plan on incorporating that into my script for the SyFy tv movie based on this called "SHARKBERG"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2014 08:36 AM (aTXUx)

168 Low end designer vagina stores Labias 4 Less

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:36 AM (7ObY1)

169 OMG! Someone actually reads my articles?!? Squeee!!!! Do you want my autograph? I'll pay you!

Posted by: David Brooks at January 03, 2014 08:36 AM (3a584)

170 Welp, I should go do some chores. Take care, morons & 'ettes!

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 08:36 AM (zDsvJ)

171 LipsRUs

Posted by: armadillo at January 03, 2014 08:36 AM (qQk+U)

172 I, on the other hand, just have to see whether Gilligan makes it off the island this time.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2014 12:22 PM (ee9LE)

That's the episode after the very special one where Mary Ann is "curious" and Ginger offers a helping hand.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (zF6Iw)

173 "there was an old lady that swallowed a fly"? Perhaps they'll die.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (PYAXX)

174 Build a better vagina and the world will beat a path to your door. Build a better way to sext photos and Google will offer you $3Billion. Then when you turn it down, the world finds out your system is wildly insecure and not better at all. Wait, that doesn't work.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (gtjN1)

175 Shark + penguin. SHARKGUIN!!!

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (doBIb)

176 I can predict that we won't have any more snow this year based on the fact that my mechanic has promised to have my broken sidewalk plow finished by Monday. Once it's running perfectly, there will be no need for it.

Posted by: jwest at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (u2a4R)

177 If you order now, we'll throw in a second Pocket Vagina, Free! That's right. For a limited time, when you order the Popiel Pocket Vagina, we'll send you two and all you have to pay are the additional shipping and handling costs. Leave one in your purse, or your car. Never again will you need to be without your Popiel Pocket Vagina.

Posted by: Ron Popiel at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (Gd500)

178 With wind chill, the temp at game time for the SF-GB game this weekend is expected to be minus 30 F. Wind chill is bullshit. There's no science behind it. Some Army guy in the 50s made up a formula and ever since then weather people have been using it to point out that it feels colder when the wind blows. Well, it sort of depends what you're wearing and stuff. So fuck wind chill. Let the bear fuck it.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (1xUj/)

179 My bear parts already came assembled.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (DrC22)

180 Has anyone asked a global warming activist what the "proper temperature" for the earth is? Are we just right now, or too cold, or too warm? And can we make it go up and down as much as we please? Like a planet-wide thermostat? Cause that would be neat.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (1Y+hH)

181 156 AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 12:35 PM (PYAXX)

Cloudcroft is up the mountain from Alamagordo New mexico which is an hour or so north of El Paso Texas...

the Mescalero Apache have a res on the next peak and Elephant Butte Dam/resevoir is in the valley.

Happy Hiking

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (TE35l)

182 Donna Karan's new line:

CUNY

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (LSDdO)

183 I was thinking you need a tank or MRAP against penguins...

And here I didn't even know you were a police chief.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (SY2Kh)

184 navy corpsman 2x30 round 5.56 because Colorado is stupid the corpse man acted stupidly

Posted by: Your President at January 03, 2014 08:37 AM (NaTky)

185 Let's have a Donner party! Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 03, 2014 12:34 PM (/Crba) **** I'll pass...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 08:38 AM (g4TxM)

186 A few nuclear explosives could be used to open up that Antarctic ice pack.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 03, 2014 08:38 AM (eEfYn)

187 "SHARKBERG"

----

THAT Jewish bastard???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2014 08:38 AM (nELVU)

188 And now I'd like to engage in meaningless, empty behaviors Phil Robertson would find appealing. Snow days are the best.

Posted by: MTF at January 03, 2014 08:38 AM (ULg3N)

189 16 Build a better vagina and the world will beat a path to your door. Posted by: WalrusRex at January 03, 2014 12:17 PM (ee9LE) If you build it, they will come!

Posted by: Dr Ruth at January 03, 2014 08:38 AM (DrC22)

190 Second vehicle stuck in front of our house. We only got 3-5", but the road is pretty slick. This one's a car. The first was a power company truck that was one of two repairing a downed line between our house and the neighbor's. No power for about an hour and a half, which wasn't that bad considering the wind they had to work in. Kudos to the Delaware Electric Co-op linemen!

Posted by: Empire1 at January 03, 2014 08:38 AM (j8A6f)

191 Wiki says it was in Ottawa. She worked at CHEZ in Ottawa. CHUM is a Toronto institution and has been for decades.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:38 AM (7ObY1)

192 Posted by: blue.dot at January 03, 2014 12:33 PM (I8FOK)

Hey, ding dong, in 1979 were were still in the mess created, or prolonged, by Jimmah Carter. Reagan recovery started a couple of years after that. Might read up on history.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2014 08:39 AM (OZmbA)

193 ah nevermind Allen G....

sorry behold the power of Sven's rage typos

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:39 AM (TE35l)

194 "During their time on the ice, passengers amused themselves with films, classes in knot tying, languages, yoga and photography, and rang in the New Year with dinner, drinks and a song composed about their adventure."

Never mind that their folly may still have a body count as their original ship and another that came to rescue them are still stuck out there. But hey, as long as they learned to tie knots and gained a new adventure story to tell back in the comfort of their nearest chai shop it's all good, yeah?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2014 08:39 AM (POpqt)

195 Posted by: blue.dot at January 03, You need to go find all your English teachers. And beat their asses.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:39 AM (1Y+hH)

196 Shark + penguin. SHARKGUIN!!! SHARKPEN!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 08:40 AM (qc7at)

197 Cloudcroft is up the mountain from Alamagordo New mexico which is an hour or so north of El Paso Texas... Obviously you missed the part where I said my family has cabins there. Yes, I know where Cloudcroft is. I was wondering where Cludcroft was. We used to go to our cabins virtually every summer. Spent at least one day down in Alamagordo & White Sands, and another day down in Carlsbad to tour the caverns. Like I said- beautiful in the summer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:40 AM (PYAXX)

198 FOX NEWS ALERT ** ALERT ** ALERT **

HAPPENING NOW !

**THE SNOW IN THE NORTHEAST HAS NOW STOPPED **

Fucking pathetic assholes they are.

Posted by: Pintail at January 03, 2014 08:40 AM (Cs2tJ)

199 Hey, ding dong, in 1979 were were still in the mess created, or prolonged, by Jimmah Carter. Reagan recovery started a couple of years after that. Might read up on history. I saw Were Were open for The The. Kinda confusing bill.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:40 AM (7ObY1)

200 Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 12:37 PM (1Y+hH)

Planet wide thermostat?

Oh oh. the sound you hear is half the world trying to turn it up and the other half trying to turn it down.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:40 AM (LSDdO)

201

>>After experiencing the ship being surrounded by breakout ice on the 18th or 18th of December in just HALF AN HOUR, they stayed in that area, moved slightly up the coast and with an incoming blizzard and MORE ice on the way, they went onshore and forced the boat to wait for their return. THEN they got stuck.

Fucking morons. And not the good kind of Moron either.

Where are the Mountains of Madness when you need them, dammit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:40 AM (4df7R)

202 Posted by: baldilocks at January 03, 2014 12:26 PM (36Rjy I can send out digital requests for COFFEE?! Dear god, I need to start doing this

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 03, 2014 08:41 AM (GaqMa)

203 David Brooks wrote an anti weed article. David Brooks.

rightwing street cred shot yo.

How much weed must one smoke before they're convinced that David Brooks is a conservative?

Moderation, duder. "Smoke weed every day" doesn't have to mean "all day".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 03, 2014 08:41 AM (SY2Kh)

204 So fuck wind chill. Let the bear fuck it.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 03, 2014 12:37 PM (1xUj/)

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I wanna know why they dont calculate "wind chill" in the summer.

Because..... "ratings" .... thats why.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2014 08:41 AM (nELVU)

205 195 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 12:40 PM (PYAXX)

Yup I did miss it was Cludcroft in question not the nice Resort Town in the mountains...

on the bright side I got to think in my "Sven J Olafson" Tour Guide Voiceover voice for a post

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:41 AM (TE35l)

206 Fucking morons. And not the good kind of Moron either. Where are the Mountains of Madness when you need them, dammit. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:40 PM (4df7R) We need a Stylebook entry on what we will call someone who is stupid.... Being called a Moron here is a GOOD thing.... so we need another term... Any suggestion folks?

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (lZBBB)

207 Fucking pathetic assholes they are. Posted by: Pintail at January 03, 2014 12:40 PM (Cs2tJ) Can we, yes!

Posted by: Yoda Barney Frank at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (DrC22)

208 Overheard in the lobby... "...and with what was left over he made me a small designer handbag..."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (g4TxM)

209 OMG! Someone actually reads my articles?!? Squeee!!!! Do you want my autograph? I'll pay you!

Posted by: David Brooks at January 03, 2014 12:36 PM (3a584)

*cough* David? Yale just called to remind you your teaching a course on Humility next term.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (4df7R)

210 Well the aussie ship was trying to leave the area but then got a message that the chinese boat was having trouble and to stand by in case THEY needed rescue. so the aussie boats standing by but it's not out of the ice field yet either and it COULD get stuck also. If the wind doesn't shift and drive some of the ice out of the bay, they could ALL be stuck with NO one nearby for rescue. The hilarious thing is that this is the summer down there. Those boats could be stuck in the ice for a year or more.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (T0NGe)

211 I can predict that we won't have any more snow this year based on the fact that my mechanic has promised to have my broken sidewalk plow finished by Monday. Wife lost her nice sunglasses she uses because she works outside (sometimes). She predicted she'd find them as soon as she bought a new pair, but tore the place up looking anyway. Sure enough, $200 for a new pair, then finds the old pair the next day. AND her sister gives her the older pair her sister found two years ago but kept because they're nice.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (gtjN1)

212 "...when was the last time Tina Brown shoveled anything?" -NC Ref Low hanging fruit. I presume it's been hit. Hey, I know "math is harrrd" for morons, but I can still idly wonder, if you add up all the ergs saved by pigtail lightbulbs over Edisons, how would it compare to the ergs expended in just this one Antarctic gum-up? Perspiring minds want to know.

Posted by: mindful webworker - day of the ten leprous lords at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (U13jb)

213 >>Being called a Moron here is a GOOD thing.... so we need another term...

Ecotwit.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (POpqt)

214 I wanna know why they dont calculate "wind chill" in the summer. Because..... "ratings" .... thats why. Because "Heat Index."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (PYAXX)

215

SHARKPEN!!!

Two penguins enter - one shark leaves!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2014 08:42 AM (zF6Iw)

216 People keep sending me emails. Can't they see I'm busy?

Posted by: Caliban at January 03, 2014 08:43 AM (DrC22)

217 Kick ass Mountain Biking in Alamagordo. Also, great Tacos.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 08:43 AM (Gd500)

218 "on the bright side I got to think in my "Sven J Olafson" Tour Guide Voiceover voice for a post" That's quite a Google profile you've got there.

Posted by: jwest at January 03, 2014 08:43 AM (u2a4R)

219 Save save save at Labias 4 Less! All our discontinued models are priced to move! The Roseanne Barr only 9.95! The Kathy Griffin - 2 for 1 special! The Chris Hayes mangina - 10 bucks off all weekend! Heavily used Sandy Flukes 50 percent off! The Helen Thomas...well, those are free with any purchase. Or without a purchase. We don't care. Just take the damned things. Stop in at Labias 4 Less and save save save!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:43 AM (7ObY1)

220 Lowest end vajayjay stores: Hillary Hot Flashies Sandy Fluke's Puky Public Pubes Mooch's Manginas

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 03, 2014 08:43 AM (MsZQY)

221 "During their time on the ice, passengers amused themselves with films, classes in knot tying, languages, yoga and photography, and rang in the New Year with dinner, drinks and a song composed about their adventure." ---------------------- That's what we in the Theatre Community call "assorted faggotry."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Theatre Fag at January 03, 2014 08:43 AM (CJjw5)

222 Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (gtjN1)

so.

any casualties?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:43 AM (LSDdO)

223 203 Fucking morons. And not the good kind of Moron either. Where are the Mountains of Madness when you need them, dammit. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:40 PM (4df7R) We need a Stylebook entry on what we will call someone who is stupid.... Being called a Moron here is a GOOD thing.... so we need another term... Any suggestion folks? Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (lZBBB) Idiot and dumbass come to mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 08:43 AM (ZIHC+)

224 Weaponized Attack Corgis

WANT. *Furiously begins next year's Christmas list*

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 08:44 AM (BF+2f)

225 Any suggestion folks? Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (lZBBB) Asked... Fucking pathetic assholes they are. Answered.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:44 AM (PYAXX)

226 Good afternoon folks. A quick PSA: The elderly are especially susceptible to the dangers of cold. PLEASE check in on your neighbors and don't assume that somebody else is doing it. PSA off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 08:44 AM (DmNpO)

227
We need a Stylebook entry on what we will call someone who is stupid....

Being called a Moron here is a GOOD thing.... so we need another term...

Any suggestion folks?

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (lZBBB)

Recently, I've been trying to capitalize Moron when referring to my Horde brethren, and use the lower-case moron to refer to cretins. Perhaps a bit too subtle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2014 08:45 AM (TIIx5)

228 192 "During their time on the ice, passengers amused themselves with films, classes
in knot tying, languages, yoga and photography, and rang in the New Year
with dinner, drinks and a song composed about their adventure."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2014 12:39 PM (POpqt)

I. Um.

Ya ever just want to throat punch someone?

But ya don't because jail!

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:45 AM (x3YFz)

229 Lovecraft's Mountains of Madness had giant, eyeless penguins as food for the "Old Ones".

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:45 AM (doBIb)

230 We need a Stylebook entry on what we will call someone who is stupid....

Being called a Moron here is a GOOD thing.... so we need another term...

Any suggestion folks?

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (lZBBB)

Barrys?

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2014 08:45 AM (wAQA5)

231 Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 12:43 PM (Gd500) And everyone should go tour the Lincoln County Wars sites. Horseback riding in the area (anywhere- down in the desert, up in the mountains, any of it) is awesome.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:45 AM (PYAXX)

232 I vote for cretin.

Short sweet and euphonic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:45 AM (LSDdO)

233 205 Overheard in the lobby... "...and with what was left over he made me a small designer handbag..." Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (g4TxM) Size does matter.

Posted by: Caliban at January 03, 2014 08:46 AM (DrC22)

234 Moron vs. "Clever Fellow" ?

Posted by: Sphynx at January 03, 2014 08:46 AM (OZmbA)

235 151 141 I think they have just dropped food on that ship stuck in the ice and let them continue their global warming study. I'm hoping for a Donner Family ending. ---
Let's have a Donner party! Posted by: Brandon in Baton Rouge at January 03, 2014 12:34 PM (/Crba)

Low carbon footprint because the meat is local. And organic!!!

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 08:46 AM (BF+2f)

236 Lowest end vajayjay stores: Hillary Hot Flashies Sandy Fluke's Puky Public Pubes Mooch's Manginas Labia Wow - and you are gonna like my nuts!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 08:46 AM (qc7at)

237 207 AmishDude at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (T0NGe)

Correct this is the HEIGHT of summer as in there are less than 14-21 days of potential warming left.

The Antarctic ice is heavier than it has been in a century of recording.

Want to tell me there is not an open air conspiracy in the world media on Gaia Watermelon Cult?

Show me ONE news report that acknowledges those facts.

Like D-Lamp and I concluded last year....the media is the problem and correcting it ain't gonna be pretty.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:46 AM (TE35l)

238 (BERLIN) Â— Police say a World War II bomb has exploded during construction work in a western German town, killing one person and wounding at least eight others. The dpa news agency reported that police in Euskirchen, near Bonn, said the driver of a bulldozer was killed in FridayÂ’s explosion. Two people were seriously injured and six others suffered lighter injuries. Unexploded World War II-era bombs are still discovered frequently in Germany, though itÂ’s relatively rare for those finds to result in death or injury.

Posted by: CK at January 03, 2014 08:46 AM (LmD/o)

239 87 Sooners looked great last night. Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 12:26 PM (zDsvJ) Yes they did, the bastids.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 03, 2014 08:46 AM (JQuNB)

240

FOX NEWS ALERT ** ALERT ** ALERT **

HAPPENING NOW !

**THE SNOW IN THE NORTHEAST HAS NOW STOPPED **

This is so ridiculous. It's the northeast. It's winter. WE GET SNOW. Sometimes we get A LOT of snow. Why the fuckity fuckballs is this national news? Now the cold I can understand, since cold like this over such a wide area can be dangerous, especially to the infirm and the elderly. But snow is SNOW. For fuck's sake.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:47 AM (4df7R)

241 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 12:44 PM (DmNpO) My neighbor called me a horrible husband because my wife went out to rake some leaves while I was out of town last year. Nevermind the fact that no one asked my wife to rake the leaves, or that I was going to do it when I got back. Or that my wife just wanted to be outside doing yard work and enjoying the nice weather in our new house (we had only owned it for 2 months at that point.) I'm apparently a horrible person. I get the odd feeling she wants to be left alone...

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 03, 2014 08:47 AM (GaqMa)

242 A quick PSA: The elderly are especially susceptible to the dangers of cold. PLEASE check in on your neighbors and don't assume that somebody else is doing it.

PSA off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 12:44 PM (DmNpO)

------------------

Checked. Yep. I'm still kickin'. Thanks NDH

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2014 08:47 AM (P6QsQ)

243 Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 12:45 PM (x3YFz) Yeah.... I'm sure the CREW of the ship is REALLY happy with the passengers... Can you imagine how PISSED they are??? "Hey Bloke.... I could be in Melbourne up to my ass in Hot Aussie chicks... instead I'm stuck in the ice with THESE Whankers?"

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 08:47 AM (lZBBB)

244
Reposting cuz it's really funny.

Don't make me come back there and post it a third time...

Pretty damned funny, if you ask me. This is practically two seasons worth of cheesy reality tv right now.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 03, 2014 08:47 AM (0IhFx)

245 Can we say that the Duck Dynasty Flap came to a Happy Happy Happy Ending? Or is it still too early?

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:47 AM (1Y+hH)

246 *cough* David? Yale just called to remind you your teaching a course on Humility next term.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (4df7R)

And it sounds like someone could benefit from taking it. Plenty of spots available folks, only $12,000 plus assorted fees!

Posted by: David Brooks at January 03, 2014 08:47 AM (3a584)

247 Idiot and dumbass come to mind.

'Imbecile' is an under-appreciated word in my opinion.

Alternatively, 'dummy' deserves better recognition for it's elegant simplicity.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 03, 2014 08:48 AM (SY2Kh)

248 215 jwest at January 03, 2014 12:43 PM (u2a4R)

Is it? I lose track....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:48 AM (TE35l)

249 Eternal God, in whom mercy is endless and the treasury of compassion inexhaustible, look kindly upon us and increase Your mercy in us, that in difficult moments we might not despair or grow despondent, but with great confidence submit ourselves to Your Holy Will, which is love and mercy itself. Divine Mercy prayer of St. Faustina.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 08:48 AM (BC6cY)

250

Stop in at Labias 4 Less and save save save!

Mud flap removal Tuesday special.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2014 08:48 AM (wAQA5)

251 Recently, I've been trying to capitalize Moron when referring to my Horde brethren, and use the lower-case moron to refer to cretins. Perhaps a bit too subtle. Mo-ron (for here. Animal House reference)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 08:48 AM (qc7at)

252 The hilarious thing is that this is the summer down there. Those boats could be stuck in the ice for a year or more.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (T0NGe)

Yep. And tomorrow is the perihelion, when the earth is closest to the sun, which means it's the closest the south pole will be to the sun for an entire year.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:49 AM (4df7R)

253 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:47 PM (4df7R) If trends hold we'll set a record low temperature Monday night. (For some odd reason, Monday is the only day with a record not in the negative teens so it's the only one we can hit this year.) Yet I don't see the media over hear going all crazy. No storm that passes through STL is a "media worthy storm" until it hits at least Chicago (and probably not until it hits DC.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 03, 2014 08:49 AM (GaqMa)

254 Aussies call chicks "crumpet." I just read a book about a dude who hitch-hiked across the Outback.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 08:49 AM (7ObY1)

255

We need a Stylebook entry on what we will call someone who is stupid....

Being called a Moron here is a GOOD thing.... so we need another term...

Any suggestion folks?
Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 12:42 PM (lZBBB)

I always try to use a capital M for Horde Morons, and a lowercase m for regular idiot morons.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:50 AM (4df7R)

256 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 12:47 PM (4df7R) Heh. I think it's funny too. Winter happens every year. Figure it out. We've been to 26 below here once already. The local school system made a robocall to parents telling them to make sure their kids wore coats. Man, all the parents were pissed.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:50 AM (1Y+hH)

257 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 03, 2014 12:47 PM (GaqMa) Next time you see her, ask her if she believes in equality of the Sexes... She will of course say yes.... Then ask WHY couldn't my wife do the leaves, if She WANTED to do the leaves... if that is so... /idiot head explosion...

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 08:50 AM (lZBBB)

258 Unexploded World War II-era bombs are still discovered frequently in Germany, though itÂ’s relatively rare for those finds to result in death or injury. They should have never bombed Pearl Harbor......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 08:50 AM (qc7at)

259 Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 03, 2014 12:49 PM (7ObY1)

sheilas

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:50 AM (LSDdO)

260

We need a Stylebook entry on what we will call someone who is stupid....

Being called a Moron here is a GOOD thing.... so we need another term...

Any suggestion folks?

Obamas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2014 08:51 AM (zF6Iw)

261 "Is it? I lose track...." Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 12:48 PM (TE35l) http://tinyurl.com/ms4q36r "I look for simply wild occasional anonymous is called sex without problems. One stand date of parking place and Co. kisses "

Posted by: jwest at January 03, 2014 08:51 AM (u2a4R)

262 Posted by: FenelonSpoke a Thanks, Fen. What's your denomination?

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:51 AM (1Y+hH)

263 Recently, I've been trying to capitalize Moron when referring to my Horde brethren, and use the lower-case moron to refer to cretins. Perhaps a bit too subtle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2014 12:45 PM (TIIx5)

goatfckr
nicklefkr
obamavoter

just the first 3 that came to mind.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:51 AM (x3YFz)

264 Spectre gunship. Spectre is always a good choice.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2014 08:51 AM (cHwSy)

265 Build-A-Bear>>

Isn't that some group of guys that hands out silver dimes?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 03, 2014 08:51 AM (tf9Ne)

266 The local school system made a robocall to parents telling them to make sure their kids wore coats. You realize two things had to happen for that robocall to be recorded in the first place, right? 1. Someone had to send their kid to school without a coat. 2. That someone had to complain that the school hadn't "told them to."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:51 AM (PYAXX)

267 Yes, the Sooners looked fine last night--mighty dayum fine, thankee kindly.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 03, 2014 08:51 AM (MsZQY)

268 The "Nancy Pelosi" -- Full tuck & roll with a rumble seat

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2014 08:52 AM (UzPAd)

269 258 jwest at January 03, 2014 12:51 PM (u2a4R)

You found me.

I also do a pretty mean Swedish Chef impersonation.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:52 AM (TE35l)

270 I'm thinking Ace might be frozen solid inside his apartment. Anyone checked up on him recently?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2014 08:52 AM (P6QsQ)

271 Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2014 12:52 PM (UzPAd)

Her cooter and her belly button are duking it our for position.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 08:53 AM (LSDdO)

272 I also do a pretty mean Swedish Chef impersonation. We won't have any of that dirty Scandi talk on THIS Blog!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:53 AM (PYAXX)

273 Designer VaJayJays you say? Hmmmm...

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at January 03, 2014 08:53 AM (LA7Cm)

274 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 12:51 PM (PYAXX) And it was probably a school employee....

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 08:53 AM (lZBBB)

275 267 grammie winger at January 03, 2014 12:52 PM (P6QsQ)

By apartment you mean hovel of cardboard boxes, poles, and fur pelts right?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:53 AM (TE35l)

276 Alternatively, 'dummy' deserves better recognition for it's elegant simplicity.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 03, 2014 12:48 PM (SY2Kh)

just conjures up crash tests, and doesn't really communicate enough derision.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:53 AM (x3YFz)

277 Sven, ya. I should have specified.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2014 08:54 AM (P6QsQ)

278
Pussy Pen
The Cuntry Store
Vagisphere
Cum and Go

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2014 08:54 AM (nELVU)

279 269 AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 12:53 PM (PYAXX)

I know my place, I abide by the Gustavus Crowe laws here.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:54 AM (TE35l)

280 Hahahaha: "As new owner Jeff Bezos begins his tenure as the head man for the Washington Post, Wonkblog editor Ezra Klein is reportedly making plans to exit the paper after being denied funding [10 million] for a pet project.

Let's see...Michelle Malkin has built and sold off two websites while this tool is throwing a hissy fit because Bezos won't give him 10 million to start his own.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2014 08:54 AM (POpqt)

281
Screed advisory: The Obama/Kerry Pal/Israel peace push is no different than any of the other previous ones. Pretty much the whole world wants to give the pals a .44 magnum so they can point it at Israel's head and they want to put Israel's finger on the trigger so Israel can feel that they are in charge of their own destiny. Obama knows that he can get Israel to do most of everything that he wants them to do because of Israel's dependence on U.S. weaponry. So he'll have Kerry lean as heavily as he can on Israel and then lean harder, because he hates Israel and he thinks muslims, and even jihadists are pretty ok. Israel has been pushed to act against her own self interest several times in the past and fortunately for her, the pals have always managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

This time might be different though. Even in the midst of his hatred for Israel, Obama is weak, but he's also an egotist. This is a battle he thinks he can win and he thinks that there is no limit to how far he can push Israel.

But there is a limit and there is a real danger that he'll push too far and force Israel to take actions that she'll have no choice but to take.

That's another reason for why Obama is not only weak and incompetent, but also a very real danger to most of the world.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 03, 2014 08:54 AM (BZAd3)

282 Aussies call chicks "crumpet." Thought it was "Sheila".

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:54 AM (doBIb)

283 I'm thinking Ace might be frozen solid inside his apartment. Anyone checked up on him recently?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2014 12:52 PM (P6QsQ)

Good point.

Someone grab a speeder bike and go poke the Ewok with a lightsaber.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:55 AM (4df7R)

284 267 I'm thinking Ace might be frozen solid inside his apartment. Anyone checked up on him recently?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2014 12:52 PM (P6QsQ)

Val-U-Rite won't freeze. And since he's probably running 0.50 I'd say he's safe. The Moron lifestyle = antifreeze.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:55 AM (x3YFz)

285 Someone grab a speeder bike and go poke the Ewok with a lightsaber. No, snow speeder and a Tauntaun carcass.

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 08:55 AM (doBIb)

286 Sheila is generic female, crumpet is young and attractive.

Posted by: Auntie M at January 03, 2014 08:55 AM (AIC5Z)

287 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 12:51 PM (PYAXX) You could be right. Californians are like flies around here these days.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 08:56 AM (1Y+hH)

288 Im suffering from cedar fever so badly right now that I want to claw my face off.

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 08:56 AM (hFL/3)

289 That's another reason for why Obama is not only weak and incompetent, but also a very real danger to most of the world. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 03, 2014 12:54 PM (BZAd3) Very true and on point. Nothing good will come of this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2014 08:56 AM (nzKvP)

290 Well all dug out, all cars cleaned off, and daughter off to work.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2014 08:57 AM (nzKvP)

291 Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 12:51 PM (1Y+hH) I'd rather not say for privacy purposes, but we don't do handling of snakes. ;^) I do, however, greatly enjoy the Roman Catholics (and Protestant) mystics and St. Faustina was really a lovable character.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 08:57 AM (BC6cY)

292 No, snow speeder and a Tauntaun carcass.

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 12:55 PM (doBIb) ]

Due to global warming caused by the destruction of the second Death Star, Endor has become Hoth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 08:57 AM (4df7R)

293 277 Lizzy at January 03, 2014 12:54 PM (POpqt)

Juicy Juicebox thinks everyone gets $oro$ bucks like the object of his political crush.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:57 AM (TE35l)

294 Strumpets > Crumpets

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 03, 2014 08:58 AM (JQuNB)

295 Let's see...Michelle Malkin has built and sold off two websites while this tool is throwing a hissy fit because Bezos won't give him 10 million to start his own.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2014 12:54 PM

Hissyfitz -- it's progressive.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 03, 2014 08:58 AM (0It32)

296 A saw the chaplain for the department of sanitation did the opening prayer for NY Mayor inauguration, that's right the chaplain #nothingtocut,

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 03, 2014 08:58 AM (WdbF7)

297 Drunk caught by police Calls friend for ride Friend is drunk, arrested. Calls another friend for ride.... Idiot enviros get stuck in ice Call icebreaker for help Icebreaker gets stuck Call another icebreaker... Watch for more of this pattern.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's leaping lords all the way down! at January 03, 2014 08:58 AM (U13jb)

298 Thanks, LizLem! Yes, we had a nice, peaceful holiday except for the night I forgot about the Jazz game & MTC concerts and took us up to a USO Pops concert at Abravanel Hall. It took us 50 minutes to get out of the City Creek garage after the concert! Glad you had a great holiday! Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2014 12:34 PM (zDsvJ)

Oh my! Glad you made it out alive. Yeah, downtown is really busy that time of year. I actually went to the MTC Christmas concert this year, first time! I now understand why ppl are desperate for the free tickets every year. John Rhys Davies (Gimli, Sallah) narrated the story of Dickens creating A Christmas Carol, and then portrayed Father Christmas. With that gorgeous voice of his was amazing. The guest soprano was fabulous too. The concert will be broadcast on TV next year, is going to be worth a look.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 08:58 AM (BF+2f)

299 Cum and Go

Posted by: fixerupper at January 03, 2014 12:54 PM (nELVU)

I had a student ask me for a letter of recommendation. She'd included in her resume:

"Assistant manager at Kum and Go" (no shit, it's a store... like 7-11, except.... well hell, I've never been to one and don't plan on it)

I said "That's an unfortunate title. Might want to reword it."
She said, "I know."

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 08:58 AM (x3YFz)

300 A new season of Justified begins next week, starting Glock and holster shopping season .

Posted by: Bill at January 03, 2014 08:58 AM (uvyrw)

301 You could be right. Californians are like flies around here these days. It's like those stupid disclaimers on plastic bags about not allowing your kids to put them over their heads. Or various kitchen implements saying "this is not a toy, unsafe use may result in injury..." Those things are only printed because some jackwagon DID that, and then complained about it- often by suing the company in question (and often winning).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 08:58 AM (PYAXX)

302 My neighbor called me a horrible husband because my wife went out to rake some leaves while I was out of town last year. Nevermind the fact that no one asked my wife to rake the leaves, or that I was going to do it when I got back. Or that my wife just wanted to be outside doing yard work and enjoying the nice weather in our new house (we had only owned it for 2 months at that point.) I'm apparently a horrible person. I get the odd feeling she wants to be left alone... *** What a lovely neighbor. Not offering assistance in any way outside of scolding you for no good reason. Jackass.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 08:59 AM (DmNpO)

303 The new commie Mayor of NYC wants to invest $1B of NYC pension funds in low-income housing. This word "invest". I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 03, 2014 08:59 AM (wcvVw)

304 New thread. Not Ace. Still frozen.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2014 09:00 AM (P6QsQ)

305 What a lovely neighbor. Not offering assistance in any way outside of scolding you for no good reason. Jackass. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 12:59 PM (DmNpO) Definition of a Democrat?

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 09:00 AM (lZBBB)

306 Damn, I thought I'd be able to shovel the powdery snow off the driveway in like 45 minutes and get out skiing, but so much snow it took me more like 2 and a half hours. Now I'm thinking I'll just get up early and be the first one there tomorrow morning.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2014 09:00 AM (3a584)

307

oh FFS. Another news outlet has fucked up ANOTHER map. I never realized geography was so difficult.

CNN Swaps Boston and New York City

TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/mwapnkg

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at January 03, 2014 09:00 AM (4df7R)

308

Some good ones already taken:

In N out Burger

Target

Jiffy Lube

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2014 09:00 AM (wAQA5)

309 re 279: "Tottie" is another one in England, per one episode of "Red Dwarf"

Posted by: Mallfly at January 03, 2014 09:01 AM (bJm7W)

310 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 12:57 PM (BC6cY) I understand. I assume Protestant as you mentioned being married. I'm a fallen Catholic but still dig a lot of the saints. Helen is one favorite of mine, due to her work to bring parts of the Holy Cross and and the Good Thief's cross as well as thorns from the crown and other artifacts to Rome. The artifacts are easier to visit in Rome. I guess that's selfish of me, but I am quite imperfect.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 09:01 AM (1Y+hH)

311 "Assistant manager at Kum and Go" (no shit, it's a store... like 7-11, except.... well hell, I've never been to one and don't plan on it) I said "That's an unfortunate title. Might want to reword it." She said, "I know." Ass. Man. at Hit & Git.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 09:01 AM (qc7at)

312

I'm thinking Ace might be frozen solid inside his apartment. Anyone checked up on him recently?

Are you kidding? You think that place smells bad on the outside. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 03, 2014 09:01 AM (zF6Iw)

313 299 My neighbor called me a horrible husband because my wife went out to rake some leaves while I was out of town last year.

Nevermind the fact that no one asked my wife to rake the leaves, or that I was going to do it when I got back.

Or that my wife just wanted to be outside doing yard work and enjoying the nice weather in our new house (we had only owned it for 2 months at that point.)

I'm apparently a horrible person.
I get the odd feeling she wants to be left alone...

***

What a lovely neighbor. Not offering assistance in any way outside of scolding you for no good reason.

Jackass.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 12:59 PM (DmNpO)

How come none of this ever happens to me? My wife loves mowing our lot. 37 acres of John Deere.

Maybe I'm unapproachable, ya think? I should probably dress up more.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 09:01 AM (x3YFz)

314 My neighbor called me a horrible husband because my wife went out to rake some leaves while I was out of town last year. That was crummy. Was it possible, though she had nobody to rake her leaves and was taking it out on you or she just had troubles and just vented on you? Has she been a pain subsequently?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 09:02 AM (BC6cY)

315 MOAB. Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2014 12:32 PM (TM1p Daisy Cutter. Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 12:33 PM (x3YFz) Those will play a roll in my next book, been studying them, pretty cool weapon.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 09:02 AM (XIxXP)

316 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther "Coffee is hot!"

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 09:02 AM (1Y+hH)

317 feminist science: "I know as a matter of fact that some women do have the capacity to communicate with plants and trees and living beings in different ways, they ask the plant what kind of healing powers she has and the plant may reply, if she wants to."
Don't ask.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 03, 2014 09:03 AM (bJm7W)

318 Ass. Man. at Hit & Git.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2014 01:01 PM (qc7at)

Now, you're just flaunting your ampersands.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 09:03 AM (x3YFz)

319 304 MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 01:00 PM (4df7R)

well aside from the names on the door plates and some minor theatrical flourish difference at this point what difference does it make?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:03 AM (TE35l)

320 Rake leaves? We've got wives up here who will skin your elk. Everyone thinks they are awsesome. We also have some on the volunteer fire dept. They are awesome too.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 09:04 AM (1Y+hH)

321 292 Let's see...Michelle Malkin has built and sold off two websites while this tool is throwing a hissy fit because Bezos won't give him 10 million to start his own. Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2014 12:54 PM

Those who can't do, complain? Libs cannot start any project unless a subsidy is attached; heaven forbid he throw his own money into a project he cares about. Meh.

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 09:04 AM (BF+2f)

322 Thanks, meremortal, I really don't know of St Helen. I will have to look her up. My favorites are St John of the Cross, St Theresa of Avila, Elizabeth Ann Seton-the first Anerican Saint, I believe, St Pio and St Faustina who are a few two of the more recent ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 09:05 AM (BC6cY)

323 199 Posted by: baldilocks at January 03, 2014 12:26 PM (36Rjy I can send out digital requests for COFFEE?! Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 03, 2014 12:41 PM (GaqMa) Dear God, I hope so. :::still drowsy :::

Posted by: baldilocks at January 03, 2014 09:05 AM (36Rjy)

324 Those will play a roll in my next book, been studying them, pretty cool weapon.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 01:02 PM (XIxXP)

When I first joined, had a MSgt used to push them out the back as a loadmaster.

Dude, you want stories? I'll be glad to relate them on his behalf with all the trimmings and "there I was!" stuff.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 09:05 AM (x3YFz)

325 Maybe I'm unapproachable, ya think? I should probably dress up more. Tim Allen (Dick)* said it perfectly in the title to his first book: Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man. *- Really, his last name is Dick.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 09:05 AM (PYAXX)

326 261 Spectre gunship.

Spectre is always a good choice.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2014 12:51 PM (cHwSy)

Posted by: Dr. No at January 03, 2014 09:06 AM (mw0FO)

327 Oh boy oh boy! My new Chromebook just arrived!

Now I can bother my fellow morons away from my desk!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2014 09:06 AM (aTXUx)

328 "Cum and Go" Ahhhh, remember it well. Little roadhouse right out of Ft. Worth. Spent a weekend there one night.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2014 09:06 AM (LA7Cm)

329 Definition of a Democrat? ** I should have known!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 09:07 AM (DmNpO)

330 304 oh FFS. Another news outlet has fucked up ANOTHER map. I never realized geography was so difficult. CNN Swaps Boston and New York City
TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/mwapnkg Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 01:00 PM (4df7R)

Our betters, ladies and gentlemen. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 09:07 AM (BF+2f)

331 boy did I fuck that up or what

Posted by: Gran at January 03, 2014 09:07 AM (mw0FO)

332 Ahhhh, remember it well. Little roadhouse right out of Ft. Worth. Spent a weekend there one night. I think they finally renamed the "Hit & Run" right outside of Keene. That was a source of much amusement among my friends.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 09:07 AM (PYAXX)

333 In honor of Scorcese setting the "F-word" record with his latest film.

google "king missile martin scorcese uncensored"

Watch the 2:00 version. Headphones only if at work.

Posted by: OCBill at January 03, 2014 09:08 AM (rFipM)

334 But I do find that they sort of drop into my lap I forgot St Jon Vianney. I didn't know anything about Padre Pio until some RC guy helped at our food pantry and told me about him and then I was researching on line (for something unrelated) and just learned about Faustina. I know-it was about a drama group called St Luke productions- that puts on wonderful shows about various saints and on the life of Christ. I read about this young actress who got a job performing a show on Faustina show and her comments about spiritually preparing for the role were very interesting, so i read more about Faustina.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 09:09 AM (BC6cY)

335 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 01:05 PM (BC6cY) Thanks, will try to check them out. Search for the Cathredral of the Holy Cross of Gethsemane. A little known pilgram haunt in Rome. The artifacts are emotional to see in person, even for non-believers. My wife (non-believer) wouldn't take photos even though they are allowed. There is a full-size computerized copy of the Shroud there too. It's staggering.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 09:10 AM (1Y+hH)

336 Spectre gunship.

Spectre is always a good choice.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2014 12:51 PM (cHwSy)

Posted by: Dr. No at January 03, 2014 01:06 PM (mw0FO)

As long as you're fighting someone who doesn't have air. Or SAMs. Or the sun is up.

The AC-130 is like Miley Cyrus. You'd hit it but only between the hours of 0100 and 0200 and only if no one else is looking.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 09:10 AM (x3YFz)

337 Being called a Moron here is a GOOD thing.... so we need another term. If I remember correctly the term used was "MAROON"

Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 03, 2014 09:10 AM (3m9Uc)

338 By "drop into my lap" I mean, of course, that I feel God wants me to know about them. :^) I call those Godincidences rather than coincidences because I love what I learn. There are many beautiful things about the RCC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 09:11 AM (BC6cY)

339 327 304
oh FFS. Another news outlet has fucked up ANOTHER map. I never realized geography was so difficult.
CNN Swaps Boston and New York City

TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/mwapnkg
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 03, 2014 01:00 PM (4df7R)

Our betters, ladies and gentlemen. *rolls eyes*

Posted by: LizLem at January 03, 2014 01:07 PM (BF+2f)

What is this geo graffie you speak of?

Posted by: AP journalist at January 03, 2014 09:12 AM (x3YFz)

340 "If I remember correctly the term used was "MAROON" Always kinda liked the word "poltroon" myself. While it essentially means coward rather than idiot I just like the way it sounds.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2014 09:13 AM (LA7Cm)

341 Fenelon, Padre Pio's tiny hometown is quite near my father's. They have a nice statue of him there, and were so excited when he "made the grade". Wonderful people in that area of Italy.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 09:14 AM (1Y+hH)

342 nood podcast thread.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 09:14 AM (x3YFz)

343 Mary Dias @marymsdias Follow Reading..."Duck Dynasty"family to launch own line of guns! And they claim to believe in God! Hypocrites! Wait, what?

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

344 Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 01:10 PM (1Y+hH) Thanks so much for the suggestion, I appreciate that. I will look it up. My son is very interested in the Shroud of Turin and has sort of exhausted me with questions about it. Fortunately, I knew about from previous readings at http://shroud.com/. The website is by a Jewish guy who thinks it really is the burial shroud of Jesus. he hasn't become a Christian but he doesn't think it's a hoax.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 09:17 AM (BC6cY)

345 Dude, you want stories? I'll be glad to relate them on his behalf with all the trimmings and "there I was!" stuff. Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 01:05 PM (x3YFz) Actually, was that the delivery system in 2003? I try to pay attention to time and what it was at that time. Today they show an actual aircraft mounted bomb. But I do remeber stories of the Loadmasters pushing them out. If you want to write up a step by step of how that went down, complete with descriptions, associated conversation and even some flippant humor, (we were famous for that on the flight deck of the carrier) I will be very happy to have it and use it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 09:18 AM (XIxXP)

346 Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 12:50 PM (lZBBB) She's pushing 90, she may very well NOT believe in equality of the sexes.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 03, 2014 09:18 AM (GaqMa)

347 Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 01:17 PM (fWAjv) First Isaysos 11- "And never shall your hand hold a gun..." Didn't you know that one?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 03, 2014 09:19 AM (PYAXX)

348 Posted by: FenelonSpoke Well worth a look, enjoy. Later.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 09:19 AM (1Y+hH)

349 Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 03, 2014 01:14 PM (1Y+hH) I have never been there but I understand it is beautiful. I have been to the National Shrine of Padre Pio in PA which is a couple of hours away from where I live and that is very interesting too-which I never would have known about either if this guy hadn't come and helped out at our food pantry..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 09:20 AM (BC6cY)

350 Care to help finance my Marilyn Monrobot? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing /narrows eyes I wander off to do some actual work, and MP4's musclin' in on my racket?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 03, 2014 09:28 AM (naUcP)

351 Saint Barbara is patron saint of artillerymen.
St Geroge, patron of armorers.
St Michael the Archangel, archers.
St Gabriel Possenti, handgunners.

There's a little slack and overlap, and those are off the top of the head.
Someone who Knows Their Saints could certainly come up with more.
Certainement, long and cross bows must have different ones.
Nouveaux-pacifists always act so shocked, don't they?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 03, 2014 09:29 AM (xq1UY)

352 "Assistant manager at Kum and Go" (no shit, it's a store... --tangonine The last one in town, over on the West side, is gone in the last year. An era passes... At least we still have Lot-a-Burgers. (No relation.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's leaping lords all the way down! at January 03, 2014 09:29 AM (U13jb)

353 Thanks, Stringer. I did know about St Michael but not about the others.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 09:34 AM (BC6cY)

354 New item at Chinese Trader Joe's Next to Grass Fed Beef and Free Range Chicken...Uncle Fed Dog..

Posted by: big swinging al at January 03, 2014 09:44 AM (iWo0u)

355 Speaking of TV, my wife watches HGTV compulsively while cooking dinner, and I usually go into another room to read the paper, surf, etc. Last night I started watching the program with the chick that does all the renovations. I don't think she requires any renovations, especially when she wears thosae low-cut sweaters, but I would be willing to make sure IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 03, 2014 09:45 AM (Bn9/M)

356 Fenelon.. re the Shroud of Turin, FWIW, you and-or your son

might be interested in this: http://polination.wordpress.com/2013/12/31/heaven-is-for-real/ Scroll down for the painting of Jesus as envisioned by the girl Akiane, next to a painting by a nun based on the Shroud. (The nun's painting seems a bit closer of a match than the from-the-Shroud image I had earlier used to compare with Akiane's painting. My rambling blather: http://mindfulwebworks.com/best-of-spirits/appearance-of-jesus )

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 03, 2014 09:48 AM (U13jb)

357 Here are some of the patron saints of seafarers, sailors, mariners, boatmen, watermen, safe sailing, safe seafaring, and safe waters: Anthony of Padua Barbara Brendan the Navigator Brigid of Ireland Christopher Clement I Cuthbert Erasmus Eulalia Francis of Paola Jodocus John Roche Julian the Hospitaller Michael the Archangel Nicholas of Myra Nicholas of Tolentino Our Lady, Star of the Sea Peter Gonzales Phocas the Gardener Walburga Why? because we who sail the Seas need all the help we can get.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13...... at January 03, 2014 09:49 AM (lZBBB)

358 Speaking of TV, my wife watches HGTV compulsively. Oh good Christmas, my wife is addicted to prperty Brothers, It is so freaking stupid but man, she can't get enough.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 09:49 AM (XIxXP)

359 First!

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 04, 2014 09:26 AM (VCCXE)

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