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January 14, 2014

Now a Federal District Court Judge Strikes Down Oklahoma's Same-Sex Marriage Ban
— Ace

It's almost as if this were all planned from the start. Get the foot in the door politically, and then rely upon Robed Radicals to Do the Job That American Democracy Doesn't Want To Do.

Same-sex marriages will not occur immediately in Oklahoma, as the ruling is stayed pending an appeal. Oklahoma is part of the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, which is already hearing an appeal of UtahÂ’s same-sex marriage ban, which was struck down in December. The 10th CircuitÂ’s ruling in UtahÂ’s case will apply to Oklahoma as well, making the decision somewhat superfluous.

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1 Samo sexo, no hala.

Posted by: Cicero Kid. Now with more Spanglish! at January 14, 2014 02:16 PM (tcK++)

2 Here we go again.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 02:17 PM (V70Uh)

If states can legalize Marijuana...then other states can make whatever laws they want to, too.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 02:17 PM (9p2Wz)

4 C'mon! They're all a bunch of hicks anyway! What difference does some buttsecks among friends mean to them!??!?

Posted by: Your Moral Betters[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:18 PM (yz6yg)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 02:18 PM (PYAXX)

6 IT'S A TRAP!!

Posted by: admiral ackbar at January 14, 2014 02:18 PM (QupBk)

7 If states can legalize Marijuana...then other states can make whatever laws they want to, too. It would be nice to see Republicans try to push a Â“compromiseÂ” that makes this the law, instead of just on the PresidentÂ’s whim.

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at January 14, 2014 02:19 PM (QF8uk)

8 I suspect there is going to be some backlash to this, and soon. Oklahoma ain't San Francisco.

Posted by: Harry at January 14, 2014 02:19 PM (ao2LR)

9 But I'm reliably informed they just want marriage equality. They don't want to force their way of life on anyone who is unwilling. They said so.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 02:19 PM (PYAXX)

10 Madison would have endorsed buttsex in the Bill of Rights explicitly had he only known about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 02:19 PM (8ZskC)

11 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 06:18 PM (PYAXX) I much prefer your Burn it downÂ….salt the earth where it stood rant.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:20 PM (yz6yg)

12 I'm worried what other 2% with bad wiring is going to demand equity.

Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2014 02:20 PM (QupBk)

13 But I'm reliably informed they just want marriage equality.

Who doesn't want to join the legally and socially privileged caste?

But that's not "equality."

Posted by: HR at January 14, 2014 02:20 PM (ZKzrr)

14 Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2014 06:20 PM (yz6yg) I can do both: Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 02:20 PM (PYAXX)

15 There's some stinky shit in that penumbra.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 02:21 PM (8ZskC)

16 Federal judges. Maybe there should be term limits.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 02:21 PM (V70Uh)

17 It could work.

Posted by: This Is Sparta! at January 14, 2014 02:21 PM (8ZskC)

18 Homo-sympaticos should be happy.

Posted by: nip at January 14, 2014 02:22 PM (jI23+)

19 I'll also say again: However bad the 16th & 17th amendments are, far more evil has been done in the name of the 14th Amendment than has ever been done in the names of any of the others.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 02:22 PM (PYAXX)

20 Madison would have endorsed buttsex in the Bill of Rights explicitly had he only known about it. He did. He just had to keep it on the downlow. That's what he was talking about when he said, "If men were angels, no government would be necessary" See? It's all perfectly clear. Moar buttsecks!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:22 PM (yz6yg)

21 I'm old enough to remember when the 'Gay Movement' rejected the whole idea of monogamy.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 02:22 PM (9p2Wz)

22 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood. Yup. That's the one. It has a nice "Punic Wars" feel to it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:23 PM (yz6yg)

23 So how about them Knicks?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 02:23 PM (t3UFN)

24 The commerce clause is a roiling cauldron of homoerotic nuance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 02:23 PM (8ZskC)

25 The Tribal Lines continue to harden.

Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2014 02:23 PM (QupBk)

26 Completely OT... Apparently, a child in my daughter's class has lice. Fantastic.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 02:23 PM (PYAXX)

27 Your objections to National Socialism are based in religious bigotry, and the unpopularity of National Socialism at the ballot box is just proof how pernicious the bigotry has become. Overruled!

Posted by: Roland Freisler at January 14, 2014 02:24 PM (5xmd7)

28 I'm old enough to remember when the 'Gay Movement' rejected the whole idea of monogamy. Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 06:22 PM (9p2Wz) yeah but so did many hippies/love children/ and spoiled rich socialites

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 02:24 PM (t3UFN)

29 Oklahoma don't play with U.S. District Judges. Our legislature is solid Federalist and will use the 10th Amendment to fend this off. They're professionals at shoving their thumb in the eye of the Feds.

Posted by: OldSailor88 at January 14, 2014 02:24 PM (2oNjs)

30 These people won't be happy until they can bugger each other in a Walmart checkout line without recriminations.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2014 02:24 PM (UzPAd)

31 Apparently, a child in my daughter's class has lice. Fantastic. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 06:23 PM (PYAXX) Is that white lice or brown lice?

Posted by: Sofuckedup at January 14, 2014 02:25 PM (t3UFN)

32 But I'm reliably informed they just want marriage equality. They don't want to force their way of life on anyone who is unwilling.
They said so.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 06:19 PM (PYAXX)

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but despite what they say they've always had marriage 'equality'. No one was ever denying gay people the right to marry a person of the opposite sex. When they talk of equality, they mean that society must be forced to believe that procreative intercourse is no different from buttsecks. That's the main reason why they freaked out when Phil Robertson said he doesn't get it.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 14, 2014 02:25 PM (3a584)

33 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 02:25 PM (t3UFN)

34 Apparently, a child in my daughter's class has lice. Fantastic. I'd opt for the nuclear option here. Shave everything. Her, you, the dog, the cat, mama's hoohah. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:26 PM (yz6yg)

I don't like the "Burn it down" thing because it sounds like some sort of terrorist credo.

I prefer "Let it burn"...which implies that it will burn due to the failed liberal policies that are being forced upon us.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 02:26 PM (9p2Wz)

36 Yep, the Supreme Court gave them the green light to fly their freak flag and legislate from the bench. They don't even have to pretend to be the Judicial Branch any more.

A state will pass a Constitutional Amnedment, and the judge will say "Nope, I don't like it, and I'm the King of this Land."

Posted by: McAdams at January 14, 2014 02:26 PM (mo/Gx)

37 I remember the great kerosine flood of '08.

Posted by: Logger Crab at January 14, 2014 02:26 PM (QupBk)

38 It's the only way to be sure. Scorched earth. *thumbs up*

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 02:26 PM (doBIb)

39 Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2014 06:26 PM (yz6yg) I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 02:26 PM (PYAXX)

40 Apparently, a child in my daughter's class has lice. Fantastic. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 06:23 PM (PYAXX) Happens to all of us Allen. Get some Rid shampoo, wash everything of her's in hot water and watch for scratching.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 02:27 PM (bCEmE)

41 Allen , scalp feeling itchy?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 14, 2014 02:27 PM (XWw96)

42 Is this where I sign up for the future Union of Baby Breeders?

Posted by: gracepmc at January 14, 2014 02:28 PM (rznx3)

43 Happens to all of us Allen. Get some Rid shampoo, wash everything of her's in hot water and watch for scratching. Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2014 06:27 PM (bCEmE) Yeah. It's not a huge deal, just "one more thing" on the list- ya know? Actually, I'm moderately surprised we never had to deal with it with my son (well, I say "never" more "haven't yet").

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 02:28 PM (PYAXX)

44 The left is relentless. They Will. Not. Quit. Not till we're subjugated, or worse.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 02:28 PM (P6QsQ)

45 Anyone near Licking County need a dog?
http://www.lchspets.org/

Posted by: HR at January 14, 2014 02:28 PM (ZKzrr)

46 My TI told me that only steers and queers live in Oklahoma. So this should work out well.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2014 02:29 PM (Ec6wH)

47 Happens to all of us Allen. I have never had lice and I've lived as a hippie. Has there been some new kind of invasive species?

Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2014 02:29 PM (QupBk)

48 It's a tax.

(no really, marriage is very taxing)

Posted by: Dread Justice John Roberts at January 14, 2014 02:30 PM (mSI+k)

49 Anyone near Licking County need a dog? Licking County? Dog? You bringing the peanut butter too?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:31 PM (yz6yg)

50 Barky the dick-tater really sucks.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2014 02:31 PM (jOTwj)

It's a shame we can't give our kids something like Frontline, like we give our dogs.

You can get rid of the head lice on your own kids...but they can get them again, if the other kids still have them.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 02:32 PM (9p2Wz)

52 52 It's a shame we can't give our kids something like Frontline, like we give our dogs. Really? Oops.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2014 02:32 PM (Ec6wH)

53
See what I mean?

Conservatism, by its very nature, cannot be advanced, only defended. This is why it's so easy for the Left to gain ground. The only thing Conservatives can do is hold the line.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 02:32 PM (gYIst)

54 48 Happens to all of us Allen. I have never had lice and I've lived as a hippie. Has there been some new kind of invasive species? Posted by: toby928Â© at January 14, 2014 06:29 PM (QupBk) Well, I meant it usually happens to all of us with kids. My daughter got them shortly after we moved overseas and she was attending a local pre-school. She had VERY thick, VERY long hair. It was a nightmare combiing through that for nits.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 02:33 PM (bCEmE)

55 Can a state pass a law that just taxed the shit out of gay marriage? Like you have to be in a 99% tax bracket if you're married to your own gender?

I just want to see it go before Roberts and see him explain his way out of it.

Posted by: McAdams at January 14, 2014 02:33 PM (mo/Gx)

56 I've had a straight leftist woman argue with me that anyone should be able be able to have sex in public places and that if you minded it you were some closed minded bigot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2014 02:33 PM (7kkQJ)

57 When I was in grade school they did the lice check every year,don't remember anyone having them.Lice have made a comeback though,like bedbugs and many other nasty things.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 02:33 PM (zqvg6)

58 What I want to know is, why are they just finding these constitutional rights now? Were they hiding them before and no one ever bothered to look? Where were they ten years ago? Fifty years ago? Someone had them stashed away somewhere and we are just now discovering them?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 02:34 PM (P6QsQ)

59 Lice have made a comeback though,like bedbugs and many other nasty things. Can't imagine why, what with unfettered illegal and legal immigration...just wait until the next bout of antibiotic-resistant staph hitting the locker rooms.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2014 02:34 PM (Ec6wH)

60
I've had a straight leftist woman argue with me that anyone should be able be able to have sex in public places and that if you minded it you were some closed minded bigot.

If you ever wonder what influence Lena Dunham and her masters have inflicted upon the people, here it is.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 02:35 PM (gYIst)

61 I've had a straight leftist woman argue with me that anyone should be able be able to have sex in public places and that if you minded it you were some closed minded bigot. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2014 06:33 PM (7kkQJ) Yes, because there is absolutely no difference animals, which rut in public, and human beings. None at all. I suggest she be placed in a cage, like an animal, for safekeeping.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:35 PM (yz6yg)

62 Legalized Pot will be the same thing...

and again who cares?

At this point the glee Mafia has won, I'd just like to know if our Judicial and DoJ overlords have any other external alterations to state matters they'd like to execute, OR if CO's POT powers can be used to nutpunch regulatory fiat in "real serious" matters?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:35 PM (TE35l)

63 Opposition to same-sex marriage is declared "irrational" because to the Lef the only difference to them between a male and a female is the purely cosmetic difference between a penis and a vagina. Thus it would be like banning marriage between two people who have hairÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 02:35 PM (XvHmy)

64 I am proud of this judge and president Obama should appoint her the SCOTUS if she is black.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 14, 2014 02:36 PM (H2J5G)

65 I saw Lice open for Adam Ant in '89.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 02:36 PM (doBIb)

66 I say let them marry.Then we'll have a nice list.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 14, 2014 02:36 PM (gkxz4)

67 Well, I meant it usually happens to all of us with kids. My daughter got them shortly after we moved overseas and she was attending a local pre-school. She had VERY thick, VERY long hair. It was a nightmare combiing through that for nits. Yep, my grandkids got it last year... It's a bitch to get rid of. There's stuff you can get and make sure and wash all the bedding, clothing etc. with hot water... Throw the brushes and combs away

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 02:37 PM (9+ccr)

68 Collars effective for Lice: http://tinyurl.com/kl23rkn Use a marker and put some design on it, whatever is trendy at the school these days. Poof! it's a necklace!

Posted by: Cicero Kid. Now with more Spanglish! at January 14, 2014 02:37 PM (tcK++)

69 Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2014 06:35 PM (yz6yg) Well, she is in a cage of sorts. She's a social worker in a school district. Her argument was not that many people would do it so as to cause any real problem. REALLY? REALLY?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2014 02:37 PM (7kkQJ)

70 The wise latino needs to rein in her junior court.

Posted by: Jen at January 14, 2014 02:37 PM (4t/Y9)

71 Lmao, now they're just trolling the red states. This is one stop short of constitutionalizing it in Alabama.

Posted by: JL at January 14, 2014 02:37 PM (k0FDP)

72 ?Como se dice 'Lice-o' in hispanolic?

Posted by: Baracko Husseino Obama at January 14, 2014 02:38 PM (kdtgJ)

73 I saw where some Congressman is going to pretend- marry his boyfriend. I wonder if their reception will be at the White House.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 02:38 PM (P6QsQ)

74 3 wheatie at January 14, 2014 06:17 PM (9p2Wz)

YOU WOULD THINK wheatie, but you would be wrong...

the secret to "do whatever the fuck we want" law is having a Democrat AG who uses prosecutorial discretion to alter Federal law on the fly....

so in OH if you sell pot you go to PMITA Prison and in CO they call you "Mr. Jane" and probably shake you down for donations to OFA...

I'm VERY interested in the gymnastics that are coming at SCotUS

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:38 PM (TE35l)

75 Clinton appointee.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 02:38 PM (gqT4g)

76 The only thing Conservatives can do is hold the line. We've held the line? Where?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 02:39 PM (1Y+hH)

77
We are eyewtinesses to a new age. It is the dawn of the New Normal.

The Left won...because of social issues.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 02:39 PM (gYIst)

78 Do I even have to ask what happened to State's rights?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 02:39 PM (9+ccr)

79 It is the dawn of the old hedonism.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 02:40 PM (P6QsQ)

As I said. I hope Gov. Fallin starts producing a shit-load of testosterone. She's going to need it.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 02:40 PM (QyfjW)

81 I've had a straight leftist woman argue with me that anyone should be able be able to have sex in public places and that if you minded it you were some closed minded bigot. Did you answer that prayer in school shouldn't be a problem either then? Unless she is a closed-minded bigot, of course.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 02:40 PM (1Y+hH)

Now it's

Oklahomo

Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 14, 2014 02:40 PM (012vu)

83 Obummer is just paying off his coastal faggot friends & donors. They wanted it, they got it. You don't like it, don't let its enablers get voted into office. I hope the 3 million conservative voters who sat at home are happy.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 14, 2014 02:40 PM (lJaja)

84 On the advice of counsel, I'm invoking my Tenth Amen....aw, fuck it.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 02:41 PM (qCGEp)

85 37 McAdams at January 14, 2014 06:26 PM (mo/Gx)

I think we're maybe going to see our first part of the Bill of Rights killed over this.

There's NO way they can pretend there's a Xth amendment and reconcile this with the individual nuances of marriage law...

if Gays can demand it whole cloth, why can't a CT person demand no blood test?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:41 PM (TE35l)

86 The only thing Conservatives can do is hold the line. We've held the line? Where? Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 06:39 PM (1Y+hH) The problem is that we are under assault by the rabid Left, whose entire ideology required the annihilation of society to be replaced by their deluded utopias. They use the natural sense of fairness and equality that is part and parcel of America in order to destroy it. That is how they get away with their hypocrisy - guilt, even if innocent.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 02:41 PM (XvHmy)

87 Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 06:32 PM (gYIst)

Liberty can always be advanced. But the standard's lying on the ground, and no one's picking it up.

The OK state gov't telling the federales to come get some would at least be a move in that direction. Federalism is, actually, a hill to die on.

Posted by: kartoffel at January 14, 2014 02:41 PM (07vvi)

88
We've held the line?

Did I say that?
I said the only thing we can do is hold the line.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 02:41 PM (gYIst)

89 "Lice have made a comeback though, like bedbugs and many other nasty things."

As effective pesticides have been taken away. Of course, no one could possibly have predicted this.

"Can't imagine why, what with unfettered illegal and legal immigration...just wait until the next bout of antibiotic-resistant staph hitting the locker rooms."

Drug-resistant tuberculosis is the crazy aunt in the attic of the Third World immigration boom. And auntie ain't gonna stay safely locked up up there much longer.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 02:41 PM (gqT4g)

90 Kneel at the Altar of the State Religion: Butt-Fucking.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 14, 2014 02:43 PM (+jhcF)

91 59 grammie winger at January 14, 2014 06:34 PM (P6QsQ)

"Living Breathing Document" but don't YOU DARE FIND A RIGHT TO SECEDE even though uh the Soviets broke up...and we uh like looking at foreign precedent now...

//SCotUS

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:44 PM (TE35l)

92 We are eyewtinesses to a new age. It is the dawn of the New Normal. Reality begs to differ. If homosexual marriage were "normal" the human race would never have gotten out of the starting gate.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:44 PM (yz6yg)

93 Liberty can always be advanced. But the standard's lying on the ground, and no one's picking it up. The OK state gov't telling the federales to come get some would at least be a move in that direction. Federalism is, actually, a hill to die on. Posted by: kartoffel at January 14, 2014 06:41 PM (07vvi) Liberty can only advance if the social conditions are conducive towards it. Those conditions happen very rarely in history, and are so delicate, they can not be created intentionally by central "Intelligent Design" so as to speak. Once those conditions are gone, true liberty will also be goneÂ… probably forever. The best we can do is to protect a remnant from which a new American Beauty Rose can blossom.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 02:44 PM (XvHmy)

94 So tell me again why it isn't against someones civil rights to have more that one wife/husband?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 02:44 PM (9+ccr)

95 Well now we know what comes right 'behind the rain'. The Buttsex.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 02:44 PM (kdtgJ)

79...I'm VERY interested in the gymnastics that are coming at SCotUS

Posted by: Sven 10077

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The Left has always trumpeted 'Equality', Sven...in all things.

This includes 'Equal application of the Law'.

But Barky has thrown that out the window.

It will be interesting to see how much longer they will turn a blind eye to his lawlessness, because he is destroying the very rule of Law that they have used for their own purposes for so long.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 02:45 PM (9p2Wz)

97 RE: lice. Some of these rednecks out here use Ivomec but I'm pretty sure it's not FDA approved for people.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 14, 2014 02:46 PM (kxSZr)

98 You need a better argument than an appeal to democracy tho, mostly cause there are settled Court decisions based on a liberal interpretation of the Constitution that no one argues with now.

Posted by: JL at January 14, 2014 02:46 PM (k0FDP)

99 96 hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 06:44 PM (9+ccr)

BECAUSE IT IS...but only if you're Muslim b/c equal protection but buy these birth control pills and don't pray....

racist

//Appellate court 13

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:46 PM (TE35l)

100 Anybody remember Don't Ask Don't Tell? Yeah, they said this would never be the goal.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell = Forced Acknowledgement
Gay Marriage = Forced Acceptance
Unwilling Church Gay Marriages = Forced Approval

I was good at DADT. Everything past that is to co-opt another institution and force.

Posted by: dogfish at January 14, 2014 02:46 PM (nsOJa)

101 BECAUSE IT IS...but only if you're Muslim b/c equal protection but buy these birth control pills and don't pray... Yep...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 02:47 PM (9+ccr)

102 I'll believe they're pro "equality" when judges strike down the tax code and institute a flat tax. Why do you get to pay 20% capital gains on your day-trader income and I have to pay 33% on my software guy income?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 02:47 PM (P7Wsr)

103 So we have two branches of government that have power and one that is impotent - either impotent or complicit. Since it has become mostly ceremonial and that seems to be ok with them, I say we change the name from Congress to the Politburo West.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 14, 2014 02:47 PM (BZAd3)

104 98 wheatie at January 14, 2014 06:45 PM (9p2Wz)

If he were white he'd have already been told to go fuck himself by democrats...

but he's not and we are in year 13 of the democrat temper tantrum over election 2000...

I give up....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:47 PM (TE35l)

105 Big Anus strikes again.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2014 02:48 PM (DpEwG)

106 Dope and gay "marriage." Those are the Pillars of Liberty. This country is so fucking screwed.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 14, 2014 02:48 PM (JDIKC)

107

82 As I said. I hope Gov. Fallin starts producing a shit-load of testosterone. She's going to need it.

Yeah, Soona...if she want's to get reelected, she's going to have to stand up to this shit.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 02:48 PM (9p2Wz)

108 "73 Lmao, now they're just trolling the red states. This is one stop short of constitutionalizing it in Alabama."

Yup, the gay activist lawyers have been shopping around.

btw, equality is the creed of communists.

We need to have 'equality' as a creed, and as a proposition, disdained and not perverted into a Constitutional imperative that upends our freedom, our federalism and our democratic order.

These kinds of rulings are beyond scary, they are treason of sorts. A deliberate burning down of the Constitution, smoking it for a bad and awful social agenda. Roe v Wade was awful but had nothing on these brain-fart rulings.

"Opposition to same-sex marriage is declared "irrational" because to the Lef the only difference to them between a male and a female is the purely cosmetic difference between a penis and a vagina.'

Reality is bigotry. Men and women are the same. There is no rational basis to support man-woman family creation. We dont need kids anyway.
- Epitaph for a civilization

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at January 14, 2014 02:48 PM (oNqbW)

109 Must be something in the water in OK this week. First the Satan statue, now this.

Seeing Holder is so exacting on equality statistics, they should make the Satan statue 0.1% the size of the Christian one. Just big enough to see to piss on.

Posted by: AE at January 14, 2014 02:48 PM (HYceo)

110 The problem we have with fighting gay marriage is most people don't feel "threatened" by it. My issue with it is A) I don't like having dictators in black robes making up laws that have no basis in our Constitution and overuling democratically passed statutes and B) I think gay activists push gay marriage more to flip the bird to traditionalists, otherwise they would be fine with Civil Unions.

The average American just shrugs their shoulders because they don't see it as something that's being taken away from them. It's much easier to be on a platform of more choices than less choices because those that disagree can just not participate.

If Americans started voting for gay marriage, I would have a much easier time going along with it. I wouldn't like it, but it wouldn't feel like it's being forced upon us. Just about every single time this comes up for a vote, gay marriage has gone down. Even in the bluest of states. That's what pisses me off.

Posted by: McAdams at January 14, 2014 02:49 PM (mo/Gx)

111 I'm old enough to remember when the 'Gay Movement' rejected the whole idea of monogamy. Yeah, what was that, like 1995?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2014 02:49 PM (102Hx)

112
but remember the House Republicans only control 1/2 of 1/3 of...

meanwhile, Circuit Courts represent what fraction of govt??

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 02:49 PM (gYIst)

113 107 Big Anus strikes again. Too big to.....

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 02:49 PM (doBIb)

114 106 Obama accomplished what Clinton couldn't, the idea that Dems have stuck with him just cause of race is weird.

Posted by: JL at January 14, 2014 02:49 PM (k0FDP)

115 Yet a big meh from the gay mafia about the gays being arrested and even kill in Nigeria.

Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at January 14, 2014 02:49 PM (bkAvJ)

116 Whenever I see two stray animals in my yard locked up in the throes of doggie passion, I crank up the garden hose and let'em have it full blast.

Somewhere herein lies an opportunity for teh public buttsecks exhibitionists.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2014 02:49 PM (UzPAd)

117 Science is great and all and it's helped couples who can't conceive to conceive through in-vitro. Unfortunately it has also helped Lesbians and gays reproduce. Without this, like any other species they would not be able to pass along their "gayness." That's to say there is such a gene...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 02:50 PM (9+ccr)

118 Still haven't heard a fucking peep out of Gabe over the whole bit where Big Gay Judge Vaughan Walker decided he would invalidate part of the state's constitution so he and his cock provider could pretend to be married. Again, this country is so fucking screwed.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 14, 2014 02:50 PM (JDIKC)

119 Big Anus strikes again. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2014 06:48 PM (DpEwG) Thanks! Just effin' thanks! A little warning next time please? That was a perfectly awesome mouthful of Woodford Reserve! ::: fist bump ::: I am SO stealing that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:51 PM (yz6yg)

120 Posted by: soothsayer Oh, OK. Pic-ky Pic-ky Pic-ky. *sneer*

Posted by: Zombie Paul Lynde at January 14, 2014 02:51 PM (1Y+hH)

121 Again, this country is so fucking screwed. Canada is screwed?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:51 PM (yz6yg)

122 I remember reading something last year saying that the damn lice are becoming resistant to the lice killing agents. Great.

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 02:52 PM (hFL/3)

123 It's all good, this went down PRECISELY as I said it would to Gabe long ago.

I was a backer of civil unions because "equality" and I saw their point BUT not marriage b/c "religious freedom"....

but the Libertines on the issue ran over to their activist buddies on the left and said on their way "oh we want this but we are totes with you guys on x, y, and z...and we won't let them attack Churches anyway and I want this"

Well the Libertine coalition got their pony using extra-democratic methods and the radicals are now attacking people of faith on matters of conscience....

CO played the same game on POT....

and I *am* game but don't be assholes Libertines if we are to engage our every hedonism let's engage 'em all....

restraint is for pussies.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:52 PM (TE35l)

124 Whenever I see two stray animals in my yard locked up in the throes of doggie passion, I crank up the garden hose and let'em have it full blast. Cops used to do the same thing with men in public restrooms. Only they used spray paint to indicate the union spot. Run in, spray paint the dong and butt, then they have evidence plain for anyone to see that yes, the men were joined.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 02:52 PM (P7Wsr)

125 Too big to..... Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 06:49 PM (doBIb) We can't let it fail. Next thing you know we'll be bailing out Big Colon.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:52 PM (yz6yg)

126 Soothsayer, are you saying it's been one long slow slide with occasional flat spots since the Revolution? Not arguing, just want a better handle on your take.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 02:53 PM (1Y+hH)

127 120 Empire of Jeff at January 14, 2014 06:50 PM (JDIKC)

Gabe has a REALLY nice truck..

I have a question...since this is the second State Amendment knocked out by the men and women in black....

how secure are any amendments anywhere really?

All you need is some hysterical activists evidently.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:53 PM (TE35l)

128 127 Next thing you know we'll be bailing out Big Colon. Wait - has Powell entered the 2016 field?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 02:53 PM (qCGEp)

129 Enough with the maplephobia. It's creating a hostile commenting environment.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 14, 2014 02:53 PM (JDIKC)

130 I remember reading something last year saying that the damn lice are becoming resistant to the lice killing agents. Great Lysol and a lighter will clear them right up.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 02:53 PM (kdtgJ)

131

111 Must be something in the water in OK this week. First the Satan statue, now this.

I think Oklahoma has become a Target...because it's been called "the reddest state" in the Union.

I say...bring it.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 02:54 PM (9p2Wz)

132 restraint is for the Folsom Street Parade ~~pussies~~. FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 02:54 PM (yz6yg)

133 129 ll you need is some hysterical activists evidently. With a complicit media, practically anything is possible, I'm coming to understand.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 02:54 PM (qCGEp)

134 and I *am* game but don't be assholes Libertines if we are to engage our every hedonism let's engage 'em all.... restraint is for pussies. Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:52 PM (TE35l) Woo-hoo! Multiple child brides for everyone! I got the lollipops!

Posted by: Your Local Imam at January 14, 2014 02:54 PM (XvHmy)

135 Still haven't heard a fucking peep out of Gabe... But I'm sure he'll be here to ~~troll the blog yet once again~~ spike the football over this within a day or two.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 02:54 PM (U1Tts)

136 So, in 5 years when Big Anus and Big Weed rule the law of the land, what will be the next Big Cause?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 02:55 PM (ZPrif)

137 My only complaint about gay marriage is the religious aspect. Civil Unions are fine, but sooner or later, just like the frog in the warm water, they are gonna crank up the heat. Then the Churches will be forced to Marry these couples...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 02:55 PM (9+ccr)

138 "The Left won...because of social issues."

They're winning now but will ultimately fail...because of math.

That and the fact we own the guns. Large cities full of progressives will be fairly easy to cordon off once the burning times begin.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 14, 2014 02:55 PM (kUgpq)

139 8 I suspect there is going to be some backlash to this, and soon. Oklahoma ain't San Francisco. Posted by: Harry at January 14, 2014 06:19 PM (ao2LR)

Neither is Utah, but they've been told they can suck it and like it. Tenth amendment, we don't need no stinkin' tenth amendment!

Someone needs to sue in Colorado about the pot laws and kick it to these federal judges, just to see if they rule the same way, because they should if they are at all fair. Also to tick all the silly stoners off, they are funny when they get agitated...

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 02:55 PM (Z4oNi)

140 117 Trevor@TJexcite at January 14, 2014 06:49 PM (bkAvJ)

That's because "who gives a fuck Africans?"

which is FUNNY b/c I actually DO give a fuck about the rights of Muslim gays and women but remember "sexist/homophobe"

Fuck it this is a mad house a MADHOUSE!

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:55 PM (TE35l)

141 "I think we're maybe going to see our first part of the Bill of Rights killed over this."

Yes we are. Any ruling not based on the Constitution but a perversion of it is ipso facto a threat to our REAL constitution.

"There's NO way they can pretend there's a Xth amendment and reconcile this with the individual nuances of marriage law... if Gays can demand it whole cloth, why can't a CT person demand no blood test?"

I'd guess there are no celebs wearing ribbons of getting into public snits over the blood test guy. When the Judges write 50 pages of babble-speak to pull off a hypocritical distinction, I'd guess we'd keep the scraps of marriage .. for a while.

But then again, if the justification for single man - single woman marriage is 'irrational' then the barriers to polygamy and kissin cousins are intellectually kaput.

face it, this screws everyone who is not on the approved 'victims' list: men, women, children.

gay marriage will destroy marriage.

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at January 14, 2014 02:55 PM (oNqbW)

142 Why is it illegal for one man to have 3 wives? Crazy for sure, but illegal? Why

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 02:56 PM (t3UFN)

143 AllenG: cetaphil cleanser and extra-fine tooth comb aka lice comb is a non toxic way to treat your daughter. Everything else can be washed in hot water. Lice can not live off a host more than 24 hours. It's the eggs you have to get. Slather her head with the Cetaphil and go over it section by section with the comb to get the nits, rinsing the comb in a bowl of hot water between passes. It can be repeated as needed since it's completely non toxic. You can even slather it on and have her sleep with a shower cap on since it will smother the lice. Google cetaphil lice treatment.

Posted by: lindafell at January 14, 2014 02:56 PM (PGO8C)

144 How about nuke it from orbit just to be sure?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2014 02:56 PM (Y92Nd)

145 138 So, in 5 years when Big Anus and Big Weed rule the law of the land, what will be the next Big Cause? Don't worry, Big Math gets all of this nonsense in the end.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 02:56 PM (qCGEp)

146

Just shave their little heads!

That will take care of that pesky head lice problem!

Posted by: Lace Wigs at January 14, 2014 02:57 PM (9p2Wz)

147 139 hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 06:55 PM (9+ccr)

That was a position that was started to be hammered out in the early 80s and was worked on into the 90s...

would have been done in '94 but the house flipped and well no way in hell we're gonna get that off the table with a GOP crowd...

Newt was in favor of civil unions because of AIDS and hospitals.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:57 PM (TE35l)

148 Did the Satanists get approval for their statue next to the 10 commandments? It's not as if they really are worshipping Satan, or they don't think they are. They generally don't think Satan exists or it's another name for "'freedom" and they dress up in costumes and have orgies to give the finger to mommy and daddy Judeo Christians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2014 02:57 PM (7kkQJ)

149 I'm old enough to remember when the 'Gay Movement' rejected the whole idea of monogamy. Yeah, what was that, like 1995? Posted by: Ian S Gay people don't drive the gay agenda. Straight liberals do that. There aren't enough gay people to get much of anything done politically.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 02:57 PM (1Y+hH)

150 137 Already doing it on Twitter right now.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 02:57 PM (zqvg6)

151 Vagina > man anus

Posted by: Phil Robertson at January 14, 2014 02:57 PM (UAMVq)

152 See in heterosexual marriages it takes a few years but eventually the man realizes he is always wrong and learns to say " Yes honey, it was my fault, you were right, I will never do it again" Now who says that in a homosexual marriage?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 02:58 PM (t3UFN)

153
What I'm saying is that the Left, through perseverance and a keen sense of the human condition, have put together a strategy to win. Some of their ingenius tactics even included using the Constitution to defeat...the Constitution.

They won. 2012 only cemented their domination.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 02:58 PM (gYIst)

154 >>> So, in 5 years when Big Anus and Big Weed rule the law of the land, what will be the next Big Cause? Big Chip.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 02:58 PM (DzeIb)

155 The American Left mainly just copies the worst of Europe so perhaps we'll see: Euthanasia - Big Death Polygamy - Big Poly Trans-something - Big Mutilation

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 02:58 PM (ZPrif)

156 So, in 5 years when Big Anus and Big Weed rule the law of the land, what will be the next Big Cause? Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 06:55 PM (ZPrif) Totalitarianism. That is always the big cause.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2014 02:58 PM (Y92Nd)

157 how secure are any amendments anywhere really? Let me paint a picture how we get from here to pedophilia. Right now the only thing standing between older guys and young boys marrying is the "age of consent". Scientific research has gone into the age at which a person is able to decide between right and wrong, and discern the difference. That age is eight years old. As the activists finish up getting gay marriage approved in all 50 states, you will start to hear rumblings about parochial differences between the states regarding the age at which one can marry. In some states it's 18, some it's 16, and in Europe ... They will follow the same pattern you see with gay marriage. It'll be everywhere in media, and all the smart people will talk about love and marriage and the age of consent. Then the age will start to slide down down down as people agree, more and more, that the age of consent is logically and scientifically at younger and younger ages.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 02:59 PM (P7Wsr)

158 My only complaint about gay marriage is the religious aspect. Civil Unions are fine, but sooner or later, just like the frog in the warm water, they are gonna crank up the heat. Then the Churches will be forced to Marry these couples... Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 06:55 PM (9+ccr) The problem is that "civil union" were the gateway to gay marriage. With marriage in all but name, there was little justification to deny the title of "marriage." "Civil unions" were touted as a way of avoiding gay marriage and showing tolerance and compassion without forcing anyone to actually accept it. Yet again, the natural tolerance and love of equality under the law was used by the Rabid Left to destroy a pillar of American - and human - society.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 02:59 PM (XvHmy)

159 "Only two things come out of Oklahoma. Steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you."

Posted by: dogfish at January 14, 2014 02:59 PM (nsOJa)

160 154 The more masculine gay guy/ lesbian?

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 02:59 PM (zqvg6)

161 They won. 2012 only cemented their domination.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 06:58 PM (gYIst)

So your next consideration has to be - exit strategies.

Posted by: kartoffel at January 14, 2014 03:00 PM (07vvi)

162 Nope, I need a break from this bullshit. Too much today. Too. Fucking. Much.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 14, 2014 03:00 PM (GrtrJ)

163 Why is it illegal for one man to have 3 wives? Crazy for sure, but illegal? Why Posted by: Nevergiveup at For the same reason that gay marriage has been illegal until now.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 03:00 PM (1Y+hH)

164 They use the natural sense of fairness and equality that is part and parcel of America in order to destroy it. That is how they get away with their hypocrisy - guilt, even if innocent. Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 06:41 PM (XvHmy) *ding* .......*ding*........*ding* (tempo of a funeral dirge)

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 14, 2014 03:00 PM (U7UF5)

165 Turkish Counterterrorism Raids Target Al Islamic Charity, Net Al Qaeda Operatives Some of McCains Moderates? Weasel Zippers: Hey doesn't that senile bastard ever get tired of being wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 03:01 PM (t3UFN)

166 I like how GOProud's website has "No more closet conservatism" yet promotes gay marriage. Because conservatism apparently doesn't mean conserving centuries old traditions and institutions. I'm all for "No enemies on the right," but sometimes the enemy makes it behind your lines.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 03:01 PM (U1Tts)

167 OT:

FFS.

SCOAMF taking time out his super busy "year of action" to host the Miami Heat, had this to say:

"I can relate to that" -- referring to the Heat-- "still fighting for some respect."

Really? Didn't they just win two championships? Haven't they picked up a ton of bandwagon fans? Aren't they the sports media's b-ball darlings? Don't they have the NBA's golden boy as a star player? How are they fighting for respect?

They do sound similar to Obama though. He picked up blind, bandwagon fans on his way to winning two elections. He is protected by his kneepad wearing MFM, and is the bureaucracy's golden ticket.

I guess to SCOAMF, because he has a nominal opposition (like the Heat having to actually play in occasionally tough games before being handed a championship trophy) that they are suffering from a lack of respect. Boo fucking hoo.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 14, 2014 03:01 PM (mSI+k)

168 Isn't there a movie review in the queue that we can fight over?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:01 PM (qCGEp)

169 Now who says that in a homosexual marriage?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 06:58 PM (t3UFN)

Neither? Both? The one with the ~~prettier~~ fabulous shoes?

Posted by: Retread at January 14, 2014 03:02 PM (cHwk5)

170 156 >>> So, in 5 years when Big Anus and Big Weed rule the law of the land, what will be the next Big Cause? Big Chip. Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 06:58 PM (DzeIb) ********* Big Single Payer

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:02 PM (RJMhd)

171 So, in 5 years when Big Anus and Big Weed rule the law of the land, what will be the next Big Cause? It's pretty obvious they've been setting the table for Big Molestation next. That and/or Big Euthanasia - gotta bend those cost curves to keep Obamacare solvent.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2014 03:02 PM (0cMkb)

172 So your next consideration has to be - exit strategies. Posted by: kartoffel Mine have been in place for years. You?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 03:02 PM (1Y+hH)

173
I know some of you are expecting a big revolt or upheaval over obamcare in the nest year or two.

But deep down, you know it's not gonna happen. Americans aren't what they used to be.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:03 PM (gYIst)

174 "Neither is Utah, but they've been told they can suck it and like it. Tenth amendment, we don't need no stinkin' tenth amendment!"

When people realize the Senate Democrats have confirmed new crypto-Communist Drone Judges in the DC Court of Appeals to do more of this cr*p they may get mad enough to dump them all.

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at January 14, 2014 03:03 PM (oNqbW)

175 Fuck Big Anus. Wait...dammit!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 03:03 PM (UAMVq)

176 Personally, I support excluding fatties from the right of marriage. There are enough fatties. Don't need to encourage them any more.

Posted by: wooga at January 14, 2014 03:03 PM (bKjIH)

177 Yeah, Soona...if she want's to get reelected, she's going to have to stand up to this shit.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 06:48 PM (9p2Wz)

---------------------------------------------

If the Utah case is decided in favor of the states, we can bet that congress will be drafting a bill (if someone there hasn't already) making it a federal law for homo marriages.

Unfortunately, with Boehner and McConnell at the helm, it would probably pass. It's time to start seriously pushing secession.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 03:04 PM (QyfjW)

178 Big Brother

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:04 PM (ZPrif)

179 26 Completely OT... Apparently, a child in my daughter's class has lice. Fantastic. ----------- Cool! Like an ant farm?

Posted by: whoever at January 14, 2014 03:04 PM (zu9Ee)

180
Whoopee! Now I can marry my boyfriend in his home state Oklahoma.

Posted by: GLAAD Butt Humper at January 14, 2014 03:04 PM (pJF+c)

181 Already doing it on Twitter right now. Good. Now I won't even have to skim Malor's morning post to see if he's trolling. I can just go straight to the comments where a few will be futilely engaging him and expecting the courtesy of a response.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 03:04 PM (U1Tts)

182 They weren't content with civil unions. That should tell us all we need to know.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 14, 2014 03:04 PM (GrtrJ)

183 So, in 5 years when Big Anus and Big Weed rule the law of the land, what will be the next Big Cause? Big Pederasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 03:05 PM (UAMVq)

184 159 bonhomme at January 14, 2014 06:59 PM (P7Wsr)

some enterprising lawyer will run a gambit on the age of consent laws being different between state a and state b and "justice" "equal protection" and *bam* it will be reduced to the youngest state's standard...

California has set the age of consent legally to 18...

how square and we're a hip state daddy-o...

There's a 3 year split differential on sub 18 year olds... 21 w 16yo is a felony...

like you said the clock is ticking all it'll take'll be one state and *bam* Nambla* to the rescue.

This is a shitty precedential set of frippery

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 03:05 PM (TE35l)

185

You know she was just asking for it!

We will not rest until all Rapists have equal rights.

Rape Prohibition is Not Fair!

Posted by: Big Rape at January 14, 2014 03:06 PM (9p2Wz)

186 178 Personally, I support excluding fatties from the right of marriage. There are enough fatties. Don't need to encourage them any more. Posted by: wooga at January 14, 2014 07:03 PM (bKjIH) Three generations of land whales is enough!

Posted by: Oliver Wendell Holmes at January 14, 2014 03:06 PM (UAMVq)

187 So, next time around - do we just go into this whole democracy experiment with a hard population cap? Seems to us too many humans just equals too many problems. - The Left

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:06 PM (qCGEp)

188 Once we catch up to Europe in socialist seculartardness ... we won't be able to just copy them. We already have more lax abortion laws than Europe, Big Infanticide won that battle long ago. The progtards are gonna have to think up some new causes once we adopt all the eurotrash ones.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:06 PM (ZPrif)

189
Why would I marry in Oklahoma when the natives hate hump bumpers?

Posted by: Margaret Cho at January 14, 2014 03:06 PM (pJF+c)

190 As anyone who has donated blood lately knows, if you are gay and have had sex you cannot donate, period. At least that is how the Red Cross's rules in my state read. How soon will we see those rules be attacked for discrimination? Because it is my RIGHT to donate blood, you H8ers!

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 03:06 PM (Z4oNi)

191 The Seinfeld episode on now: THE ASS MAN A classic if there ever was one And kinda goes with this thread I might ass, urh I mean add

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 03:06 PM (t3UFN)

192 "They weren't content with civil unions. That should tell us all we need to know." Remember though, the slippery slope argument is supposedly fallacious.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 03:06 PM (U1Tts)

193 I know some of you are expecting a big revolt or upheaval over obamcare in the nest year or two.

But deep down, you know it's not gonna happen. Americans aren't what they used to be.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 07:03 PM (gYIst)

--------------------------------------------

My biggest fear right now is that you're right. It's why I'm looking at the option of leaving this country.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 03:07 PM (QyfjW)

194
What's next?

Big Public Trust

Yes, that's right -- the end of private property. The State shall own all. And YOU are all part of State cooperative. And the State is Father, the State is Mother.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:07 PM (gYIst)

195 Kramer: I'm not the ASSMAN DMV clerk:Well,as far as the State of NY is concerned,you are.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:08 PM (zqvg6)

196 It's Fusilli Jerry!

Posted by: Kramer at January 14, 2014 03:08 PM (kdtgJ)

197 195 It's why ~~I'm~~ so many folks are looking at the option of leaving this country. FFA...

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:08 PM (qCGEp)

198 "Now I won't even have to skim Malor's morning post to see if he's trolling." That's odd. I haven't seen his posts in some time.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 03:08 PM (1Y+hH)

199
I am the original ass bandit!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 14, 2014 03:08 PM (pJF+c)

200
So this "math problem" some of you keep referring to? Yeah, that's easily remedied with the elimination of private property.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:08 PM (gYIst)

201 The thing about culture, is that it is constantly changing. There'a a constant ebb and flow. This isn't really a legal battle, but you all already know this.

Posted by: Vox at January 14, 2014 03:09 PM (q177U)

202 194 Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 07:06 PM (U1Tts)

absolutely people on twitter are pretending the potheads are not going to make every pot impairment case the joy DUI cases were prior to breathalyzers...

I'll take that bet.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 03:09 PM (TE35l)

203
How do I get in on this free ass thing?

Posted by: Little Richard at January 14, 2014 03:09 PM (pJF+c)

204 112 The problem we have with fighting gay marriage is most people don't feel "threatened" by it. My issue with it is A) I don't like having dictators in black robes making up laws that have no basis in our Constitution and overuling democratically passed statutes and B) I think gay activists push gay marriage more to flip the bird to traditionalists, otherwise they would be fine with Civil Unions. The average American just shrugs their shoulders because they don't see it as something that's being taken away from them. It's much easier to be on a platform of more choices than less choices because those that disagree can just not participate. If Americans started voting for gay marriage, I would have a much easier time going along with it. I wouldn't like it, but it wouldn't feel like it's being forced upon us. Just about every single time this comes up for a vote, gay marriage has gone down. Even in the bluest of states. That's what pisses me off. Posted by: McAdams at January 14, 2014 06:49 PM (mo/Gx) -------------------------- What you said. The most disturbing thing about this is that we are no longer dealing with judges interpreting the law but with robed high priests are declaring the will of the gods. When "constitutional" becomes confused with "righteous," when the law is replaced by "enlightened world opinion," to use Justice Ginsberg's phrase, we have an established religion. And need I add that there are no limits to the reach of this?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 03:09 PM (dfYL9)

205 Ugh my last patient is always late but he and his wife and his kids come from a long way- loyal patients- so I wait like Godot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 03:09 PM (t3UFN)

206 Everyone against this is all old and stuff.

Posted by: Weak Ass Arguments at January 14, 2014 03:10 PM (RJMhd)

207 We may be getting more Godzilla stuff released tonight,someone inform AtC.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:10 PM (zqvg6)

208 What's next? Big Public Trust Yes, that's right -- the end of private property. The State shall own all. Agreed. See lots and lots more talk of this sort of stuff on several levels couched in several different terms. They've been laying the groundwork culturally for this quite heavily in the last few years.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 03:10 PM (U1Tts)

209 Yep, Big Blood is discriminating against Big Anus by interfering with their right to infect random strangers with AIDS. Bastards!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:10 PM (ZPrif)

210 So this "math problem" some of you keep referring to? Yeah, that's easily remedied with the elimination of private property. Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 07:08 PM (gYIst) Worked for us!

Posted by: Maximilien de Robespierre at January 14, 2014 03:11 PM (XvHmy)

211 196 soothsayer at January 14, 2014 07:07 PM (gYIst)

Ohio ALREADY floated this notion a few years back...

tried to get a Constitutional Amendment making any parcel of land where mineral rights were murky STATE LAND FOR THAT PURPOSE with proceeds going to...you guessed it the State Budget...

"what laws?"

WHHEEEEE

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 03:11 PM (TE35l)

212 Million to one shot doc,million to one.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:11 PM (zqvg6)

213 "So this "math problem" some of you keep referring to? Yeah, that's easily remedied with the elimination of private property."

If it comes to that I'm gonna do my damnedest to make sure whatever brass they're finally able to seize is spent.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 14, 2014 03:11 PM (kUgpq)

214
First, a VAT tax. Then another tax. And another. All purportedly to "pay down the debt."

But the more they tax us, the more they'll spend. And the more they'll tax. And so on..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:11 PM (gYIst)

215 I wonder what decisions our Black Robed Overlords will allow us to make for ourselves?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:11 PM (ZPrif)

216 So, in 5 years when Big Anus and Big Weed rule the law of the land, what will be the next Big Cause?

Big Pederasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 07:05 PM (UAMVq)

---------------------------------------------

Yes. The destruction of American childhood is next.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 03:12 PM (QyfjW)

217 Silver lining: Maybe the whole victim mentality will be blunted somewhat. The constant grievance mongering.

Posted by: Vox at January 14, 2014 03:12 PM (q177U)

218 Yep, Big Blood is discriminating against Big Anus by interfering with their right to infect random strangers with AIDS. Bastards! Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 07:10 PM (ZPrif) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ

Posted by: Lease! The Musical at January 14, 2014 03:12 PM (XvHmy)

219 Remember though, the slippery slope argument is supposedly fallacious. Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 07:06 PM (U1Tts) This is an ass thread. Oh, wait. I thought you said fellacious.

Posted by: Cicero Kid. Now with more Spanglish! at January 14, 2014 03:13 PM (tcK++)

220 219 Silver lining: Maybe the whole victim mentality will be blunted somewhat. The constant grievance mongering. Posted by: Vox at January 14, 2014 07:12 PM (q177U) You really believe so? I highly doubt it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 03:13 PM (UAMVq)

221 "Maybe the whole victim mentality will be blunted somewhat. The constant grievance mongering." I saw a glimmer of hope with the GLAAD vs Phil Robertson kerfluffle. Even my somewhat vocal lesbian sister was trying to figure out what the BFD was.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 03:14 PM (U1Tts)

222 No H8! Free the HIV! Blood For All. From All! No H8!

Posted by: Progtard 2000 at January 14, 2014 03:14 PM (ZPrif)

223 @219 Because that worked so well in regards to race and gender equality.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 03:14 PM (P6QsQ)

224
They've been laying the groundwork culturally for this quite heavily in the last few years.

And they're teaching it in public schools, thus the imperative on stopping homeschooling! Yes, they reinforce the sit out of the concept of 'fairness' and anti-capitalism in public schools.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:14 PM (gYIst)

225 Amnesty is next, of course. Big Illegal Big Aliens Big Jose

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:15 PM (ZPrif)

226 Damn it people can we talk about the important things-- Justin Beiber has been arrested! Do you really want to throw him in jail?

Posted by: Miley Cyrus MDC at January 14, 2014 03:16 PM (RJMhd)

227 Remember.. Barack promised to fundamentally transform this country. Fundamental. The foundation.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 03:16 PM (P6QsQ)

228 No H8!
Free the HIV!
Blood For All. From All!
No H8!

Posted by: Progtard 2000 at January 14, 2014 07:14 PM (ZPrif)

Blood for the blood god!

Posted by: kartoffel - Khorne 2016 at January 14, 2014 03:17 PM (07vvi)

229 Cast of The Monuments Men all left wing douchebags.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:18 PM (zqvg6)

230 Three more years. Look at the destruction they've caused already.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 03:18 PM (QyfjW)

231 "absolutely people on twitter are pretending the potheads are not going to make every pot impairment case the joy DUI cases were prior to breathalyzers..." Aw hell, a lot of the "medical" scripts written for it are complete bullshit anyway. Saw a couple of documentaries quite sympathetic to "the cause" that showed people that any thinking person could see was full of shit about their need for medical pot. I thought "And this clown who has anxiety needs to smoke because the corporate world 'stressed him out' is supposed to convince me?" Maybe he could go find some medicinal Big Boy Pants before trying the mood altering substances. But that would ultimately require him to get one of those stressful jobbie thingies.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 03:19 PM (U1Tts)

232
le nood

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:19 PM (gYIst)

233 "We are eyewitnesses to a new age. It is the dawn of the New Normal." God - or Nature if you prefer - will not be forgiving.

Posted by: whoever at January 14, 2014 03:22 PM (zu9Ee)

234 139 My only complaint about gay marriage is the religious aspect. Civil Unions are fine, but sooner or later, just like the frog in the warm water, they are gonna crank up the heat. Then the Churches will be forced to Marry these couples... Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 06:55 PM (9+ccr) --------------------------- I don't see churches being forced to marry same-sex couples. Down the road they may well lose their tax-exemption though. What will happen, if Nazi Germany and Stalinist Russia give a clue, is there will be state approved churches, the ones favoring abortion, euthanasia, homosexual "marriage," etc., the ones that support whatever the State deems "holy." The others will be allowed to exist but will be demonized and isolated. And of course members of those churches will be shunned, ridiculed, and often deprived of livelihood.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 03:22 PM (dfYL9)

235 "We are eyewitnesses to a new age. It is the dawn of the New Normal." God - or Nature if you prefer - will not be forgiving. Posted by: whoever at January 14, 2014 07:22 PM (zu9Ee) Buttsecks is here to stay!

Posted by: Citizens of Sodom at January 14, 2014 03:23 PM (XvHmy)

236 But deep down, you know it's not gonna happen. Americans aren't what they used to be.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 07:03 PM (gYIst)

And I am thinking that "what they used to be" has been somewhat...mythologized.

Posted by: Ray LaHood at January 14, 2014 03:26 PM (Q9qpj)

237 235 "We are eyewitnesses to a new age. It is the dawn of the New Normal." God - or Nature if you prefer - will not be forgiving. Posted by: whoever at January 14, 2014 07:22 PM (zu9Ee) A peaceful, prosperous society can afford to tolerate deviant behavior. A society that is coming apart at the seams and collapsing economically will not.

Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2014 03:31 PM (sdi6R)

238 So much for state's rights.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2014 03:35 PM (zDsvJ)

239 It seems to me that the federal government is a foreign force occupying the states.

Posted by: KEN at January 14, 2014 03:35 PM (SgBGg)

240 I'm not a secessionist . . . yet. But red states need to get ready to tell the Feds to get lost.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 14, 2014 03:45 PM (iuieR)

241 When people realize the Senate Democrats have confirmed new crypto-Communist Drone Judges in the DC Court of Appeals to do more of this cr*p they may get mad enough to dump them all.

No, they won't.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2014 03:47 PM (xm1A1)

242 These things have definite side effects, too. The New Mexico Supreme Court just recently gave the okeydokey to gay marriage. As a result, just try to find a judge in most counties in the state (except for few with the county clerks that started the gay marriage stampede) to do any sort of civil ceremony. Good luck.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (PMGbu)

243 Next, overturn the ban on interspecies marriage.

Posted by: Erwin at January 14, 2014 04:37 PM (k+Dk7)

244 If you spend the time reading Judge Walker's retirement hand grenade that was the Perry v. Schwarzenegger decision, the 14th Amendment mandates homosexual relationships have the cultural significance as heterosexual relationships, and, his court recognized the actual harm done by religious beliefs that consider gay relationships to be sinful. So I guess we can sue Islam for the harm of calling us infidels. We'll be heard right after Justin Beiber seeking the cultural significance of Elvis, since federal district courts are apparently handing that out like money awards.

Posted by: Roland Freisler at January 14, 2014 05:08 PM (5xmd7)

245 The problem with snarky signatures is having to change them.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at January 14, 2014 05:09 PM (5xmd7)

246 It comes down to this with Al Gayda: Tolerance->affirmation/acceptance->participation To think otherwise is naive.

Posted by: biscuits mahoney at January 14, 2014 09:59 PM (Styda)

247 A key part of this was the written opinion, in which the judge determined that there is a *constitutional right* to same-sex marriage. Interesting.

Posted by: sf at January 15, 2014 05:51 AM (DxAk2)

248 To save you all the trouble of looking it up, yes the judge was appointed by Bill Clinton. That's why you vote Republican- at the very minimum even if they aren't tea party lovers they will appoint moderates or maybe even conservative judges, but rarely liberals... on the other hand, if you vote libertarian or don't vote, you can sit on your high horse while the Democrat appoints liberals who decide that the 14th amendment was ratified in order to make gay marriage legal.

Posted by: A Conservative Teacher at January 15, 2014 12:39 PM (idosS)

249 So now we know the judge likes little boy.

Posted by: burt at January 16, 2014 08:51 AM (1+kJ5)

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