May 07, 2014

Obama Is Getting A Pass On Global Warming Fibs
— Gabriel Malor

Yesterday, the media went wild for the release of a new global warming report suggesting that climate change is here and it's causing extreme weather events. The broadcast newscasts devoted a combined 10 minutes to the issue. ABC World News led with it and the other two had it second in their newscasts.

Among President Obama's statements about climate change that were broadcast on ABC was this curious claim: "We also have a chance to turn back these rising temperatures if we take some bold actions now."

This caught my eye, because not even global warming believers think warming is reversible. Here's NPR, for example:

Turning off the carbon dioxide emissions won't stop global warming.

"People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide that the climate would go back to normal in 100 years or 200 years. What we're showing here is that's not right. It's essentially an irreversible change that will last for more than a thousand years."

That report is from five years ago, by the way. So this isn't new. The scientists who fret about warming don't talk about reversing anything, but that isn't stopping Obama from trying to con Americans into supporting his prosperity-destroying environmental policies.

The NPR report is not an outlier. Here's the much-lauded lefty site Think Progress, with a piece last year on "The Dangerous Myth That Climate Change Is Reversible":

We’d have to drop total global emissions to zero now and for the rest of the century just to lower concentrations enough to stop temperatures from rising. Again, even in this implausible scenario, we still aren’t talking about reversing climate change, just stopping it — or, more technically, stopping the temperature rise.

So even folks who fear global warming don't think the U.S. can do anything to stop it. For that matter, even EPA chief Gina McCarthy testified that it is "unlikely" that EPA regulation will have a meaningful impact on climate change.

Claiming that global warming is reversible is the carrot to the warmists' stick. But it's just not true according to their own scientists. They say that warming is here to stay and that it's going to get worse. Obama should not be given a free pass saying otherwise to justify his policy preferences.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 05:57 AM | Comments (434)
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1 let it burn

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 07, 2014 05:57 AM (u8GsB)

2 seconded?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 05:58 AM (7ObY1)

3

Crap, he's coming to Arkansas today for the first time in his presidency to yammer about global warming causing tornados, isn't he?

 

Vulture.

Posted by: Lea at May 07, 2014 05:59 AM (/bd0t)

4 Wait.... Obama lied about something? Wherein the hell did I leave my shocked face? :0

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2014 05:59 AM (Na2P1)

5 what a shocker.
the left is as scientifically illiterate as they claim we are.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 07, 2014 06:00 AM (9GG/0)

6 Got totally Willow-ed on that last thread

Posted by: McCool at May 07, 2014 06:00 AM (nCSwS)

7 Barry lied? Wow I am pretty sure that everything that comes out of his fucking pie hole is a lie.

Posted by: Killerdog at May 07, 2014 06:01 AM (RyCdM)

8 And that's really a big comfort and help to people who have lost everything including family members-Obama yammering on about the dire consequences of global warming/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 06:01 AM (XyM/Y)

9 We¡¯d have to drop total global emissions to zero now and for the rest of the century just to lower concentrations enough to stop temperatures from rising. And kill every plant on the planet.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 06:01 AM (9Gy49)

10 Nothing says hubris more than claiming to be able to control the climate of a planet.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:01 AM (0Jb7F)

11 It would be nice if every climate ????? reg had to attach a ROI or cost benefit analysis. Of course they would just lie on those too.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 07, 2014 06:02 AM (81UWZ)

12 There us no "global warming".  We have been cooling since 1998.  ALL  of this is a lie.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 07, 2014 06:02 AM (T2V/1)

13 All the " climate scientists" and their cronies really know is how to line their pockets.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2014 06:02 AM (zqvg6)

14 Are we back to "Global Warming" again? I thought they abandoned that in favor of "Climate Change" after the glaciers failed to melt, oceans failed to rise, and we've spent the past decade having record cold winters?

Posted by: Damiano at May 07, 2014 06:02 AM (j0wOO)

15 Cribbed from last thread:

My favorite anti-AGW argument- "If global warming is man caused, why is it happening on Mars?"

http://1.usa.gov/1jdBQwK

Let's see, what is it that the Earth and Mars have in common....

Coal-fired power plants?
Gasoline-burning lawn mowers?
Flatulent cows?
SUVs?

Gee, I wonder what it could possibly be...



And, of course, this whole "Global Warming" thing from the White House is simply the Squirrel du jour to distract from the Benghazi committee.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 07, 2014 06:02 AM (OtQXp)

16 You know, if they just rounded   up all of the conservatives and killed them, not only would their fascist dreams be enabled, but it would lower the overall carbon footprint.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:03 AM (0Jb7F)

17 The myth is that if we give enough money and power to Government, they can stop the climate from changing.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 07, 2014 06:03 AM (rQom1)

18 11 It would be nice if every climate ????? reg had to attach a ROI or cost benefit analysis. Of course they would just lie on those too.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 07, 2014 10:02 AM (81UWZ)



There actually is a law that requires that.  They simply ignore it and have nothing or just pull a wad of shit out of their ass and wipe it on the paper.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 07, 2014 06:03 AM (T2V/1)

19 Speaking of global climate disruption fibs, Harry Reid is crossing the beams. He's blaming the Mock brothers for global warming.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 06:03 AM (ee9LE)

20 Isolated weather events don't prove anything, unless they do.

Posted by: Bivalve Curious at May 07, 2014 06:03 AM (aGqSh)

21 So you're saying that Obama is lying and the media isn't calling him out on it?  Never saw that one coming....

Also, if capping and taxing carbon dioxide emissions won't change the "climate change/Global warming/climate disruption", then what could possibly be the motivation behind such a plan?

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:04 AM (kAniV)

22 You know, if they just rounded up all of the conservatives and killed them, not only would their fascist dreams be enabled, but it would lower the overall carbon footprint. Whenever they feel froggy, jump.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 06:04 AM (9Gy49)

23 They weren't fibs, Gabe, they were lies. Don't let's mince words about this fraud.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 07, 2014 06:05 AM (kiyD3)

24 15 years of no warming now declared irreversible?

Posted by: Max Power at May 07, 2014 06:06 AM (QCc6B)

25 Let's see, what is it that the Earth and Mars have in common....

Coal-fired power plants?
Gasoline-burning lawn mowers?
Flatulent cows?
SUVs?

Gee, I wonder what it could possibly be...

It would have to be something HUGE!!! I mean really huge.  Like on the order of magnitude of the SUN or something...

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:06 AM (kAniV)

26 Damn spellchecker! I'm sure you all knew Horrible Harry is blaming the Kock brothers.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 06:06 AM (ee9LE)

27 The Koch Brothers Why have one Emmanuel Goldstein when you can have two?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:06 AM (7ObY1)

28

Social security isn't a pension scheme, it is just an additional    income tax - Supreme Court,   c. 1937

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Stalincare isn't a healthcare scheme, it is    just a tax - John Roberts, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court,  2012

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The carbon tax is.................

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:07 AM (0Jb7F)

29 Ooooooh... new hash! Shiny!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 07, 2014 06:08 AM (kiyD3)

30 People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide that the climate would go back to normal in 100 years or 200 years. [taps microphone] AT WHAT POINT DID IT BECOME ABNORMAL, ASSHATS? [feedback]

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 07, 2014 06:08 AM (659DL)

31 "15 years of no warming now declared irreversible? " No...next month will be warmer than this month. Then Give it about six months. It will start to cool off. It's sciency, and shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2014 06:08 AM (Na2P1)

32 Reposted from the previous thread because I think the point is profound. 214 Unfortunately it has since been rendered radioactive by asshole segregationists having chosen "separate but equal" as a motto. Any combination of the words "separate" and "equal" now pretty much guarantees accusations of it being racist dogwhistle talk. Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 09:53 AM (noWW6) The Fuller Court in 1896 in their ruling "Plessy v Ferguson." The Very Same Court which in 1898 ruled that "Wong Kim Ark" was a "citizen." Nowadays people argue that the very same court which enacted Plessy, would never dare to have two different standards for citizenship. Unbelievably stupid are people nowadays. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 10:03 AM (bb5+k)

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 06:08 AM (bb5+k)

33 I am ready for the next Ice Age. I live in Texas and I can see August from my back porch.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 07, 2014 06:08 AM (kVK9G)

34

In response to the hype and hysteria the public (as polls have shown) doesn't see global whatever as a problem.  How does that get changed?  All of proclomations of doom haven't worked, how much more hype can be done to move the public to support actions to "deal with" global whatever?

 

It is almost as if every crisis that is pushed by some interest group has a 'sell by' date stamped on it; if the public cannot be convinced about teh crisis by that date, they never will be convinced (mostly because there will be another crisis coming along to compete for attention.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Wash and Wax Your Wroth at the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2014 06:08 AM (hLRSq)

35 1. If you look look at Boner's statement about his win last night, you'll notice a glaring omission: obamacare. 2. Ins. Co. execs will testify that 80% of their obamacare enrollees have paid their premiums! You trust them, don't you?? 3. Michael Sam, the homosexual, is back in the news cycle! Why? Because he's a homosexual! And the "news" feels it necessary to remind you that Michael Sam is a homosexual!

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 06:08 AM (dgQqG)

36 AG Climate change has always been bullshit. Nothing man does or doesn't do can effect the global climate - NOTHING. What's never been asked of these clowns is what should the optimum global temperature be? When exactly did the earth experience this optimum? What do we have to do to, precisely, to achieve this global optimum? Etc. This shit is so easely refuted.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2014 06:09 AM (8tAEF)

37 7 Barry lied? Wow I am pretty sure that everything that comes out of his fucking pie hole is a lie. Posted by: Killerdog at May 07, 2014 10:01 AM (RyCdM) I wouldn't say everything. He makes mistakes once in awhile.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 06:09 AM (bb5+k)

38 The MFM would give Barry a pass if he were a mass murderer

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2014 06:10 AM (1Jaio)

39 Same Bullshit, Different Day. And here we are, again, arguing about weather. We.Are.The.Fools.In.This.Tragic.Comedy.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 06:10 AM (dgQqG)

40 5 what a shocker. the left is as scientifically illiterate as they claim we are. Posted by: chemjeff at May 07, 2014 10:00 AM (9GG/0) And economically, and culturally.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 06:10 AM (bb5+k)

41 So it was reversible and now it's not reversible anymore?


Someone better write this all down.




And good morning, morons and ettes!

Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 06:10 AM (GQ8sn)

42 Here in Buffalo, Our Betters in the MFM have instructed us that we all have to feel very, very, extra special bad that a 13 year old Arab kid got shot and killed by another 13 year old kid for his I-Phone. Seems to me that ANY shooting death of a 13 year old should be tragic enough, and I don't mean to minimize his death. By all accounts he was a good kid. But why do we have to feel very, very, extra special sad because he was Arabic? Why should we feel extra special bad about ANY death because of the race, color, creed or national origin of the victim? Death is death. A 13 year old getting killed over an I-Phone should be plenty sad enough.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:11 AM (7ObY1)

43 So even folks who fear global warming don't think the U.S. can do anything to stop it. For that matter, even EPA chief Gina McCarthy testified that it is "unlikely" that EPA regulation will have a meaningful impact on climate change. That's the best reason I've heard so far for shutting down that job-killing agency. And from the critter that heads it up, no less. The mission should be clear.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 06:11 AM (0HooB)

44 Just spitballin' here, but since the Earth and the Solar System comprise an open thermodynamic system, nothing on that scale and in that system is reversible. Mofoin' Laws of Thermodynamics, mofos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 07, 2014 06:11 AM (kiyD3)

45 Levin was all over this last night and Monday.  Of course he's only an "entertainer" who served as chief of staff under Ed Meese in the Reagan administration.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2014 06:11 AM (qiiIB)

46 If you like your Ice Age, you can keep your Ice Age.

Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 06:11 AM (VndSC)

47 12 There us no "global warming". We have been cooling since 1998. ALL of this is a lie. Posted by: Vic at May 07, 2014 10:02 AM (T2V/1) Not according to all the Urban Liberal Democrats WHO CONTROL THE MICROPHONES.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 06:12 AM (bb5+k)

48 Just spitballin' here, but since the Earth and the Solar System comprise an open thermodynamic system, nothing on that scale and in that system is reversible.

Mofoin' Laws of Thermodynamics, mofos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at May 07, 2014 10:11 AM (kiyD3)



It would have to be on the order of say....the sun.



Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 06:13 AM (GQ8sn)

49 It would have to be something HUGE!!! I mean really huge. Like on the order of magnitude of the SUN or something...

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 10:06 AM (kAniV)

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Right!


Eh, REALLY BIG flatulent cows then?!

The science is settled!!

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 07, 2014 06:13 AM (OtQXp)

50 I wonder if the earth is cooling much more rapidly than anticipated so there is a last ditch effort to enact far reaching anti-human environmental legislation before the truth gets out. I know, it's tin foil hat territory.

Posted by: Max Power at May 07, 2014 06:13 AM (QCc6B)

51 >>>would give Barry a pass if he were a mass murderer>>> Sure. There's precedent. Harry Reed. Allegedly.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 07, 2014 06:13 AM (kVK9G)

52 That's why I need a thousand-year Reich... to fix global warming.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at May 07, 2014 06:13 AM (dUZwp)

53 BRB. Going outside to burn some tires.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 07, 2014 06:14 AM (Fp7JI)

54 Environmentalism is just an anti-human nature cult. They hate you. They hate your family. They literally want you and your family to die. Especially if they are white, commute from the suburbs, and vote Republican.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:14 AM (ZPrif)

55 >>> Obama should not be given a free pass saying otherwise to justify his policy preferences. ... Why start now? They've given him a free pass on every blatant, obvious, and provable lie he's uttered since 2007 or so. - If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor - ACA will reduce healthcare costs and provide health insurance for millions of people - Bill Ayers who? Some guy from the neighborhood. - Benghazi was caused by a YouTube video - Guns to Mexico? Fast and Furious was just some moving about cars, dude. - Never heard anything racist or inflammatory from Rev. Wright in 20 years. Barely know the guy that I called my mentor and baptized my kids. - IRS? Made up scandal. Democrat groups were audited too. - I'm a Christian. Black Liberation what? - I'm not a socialist - I was a Constitutional Scholar and Law Professor - Born in Kenya? Never said that. Wasn't part of my author's biography for 20 years ...

Posted by: Damiano at May 07, 2014 06:14 AM (j0wOO)

56 Of the nearly infinite number of influences on climate, the Left picks the one that allows them to control humanity as the sole culprit for what isn't even a real crisis. If they get anything right, it's purely an accident.

Posted by: lincolntf at May 07, 2014 06:14 AM (xPWif)

57 This shit is so easely refuted. My favorite: Mr. or Ms. AGW Proponent (I really can't tell), what will the weather be one year from today?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 06:14 AM (0HooB)

58

Hopefully  its not too late to reverse the  idiotic  bold actions of Obama and the rest of his retards. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2014 06:16 AM (m2CN7)

59 The AGW scam is preventing people from preparing for the incipient mini ice age.

Posted by: votermom at May 07, 2014 06:17 AM (GSIDW)

60

I'm taking my higher crop yields and going home.

Posted by: Tao of Meh at May 07, 2014 06:17 AM (41KAm)

61 Obama is a suicide bomber on his run to destroy the USA, and the media are his cheerleaders.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2014 06:17 AM (FMbng)

62 Once you realize Environmentalism is a religion it makes so much more sense. These people are on an eco-jihad, and that's why they are so unwilling to compromise. They think they are on a mission from God or, in their case, Gaia. Nature abhors a vacuum. The Ruling Class has in America has abandoned Christianity and so they've turned to Environmentalism to provide their lives with meaning and purpose. Environmentalism is the new State Religion. And the eco-nazis are using the power of the State to force compliance with their stupid purity rituals -- like mandated recycling.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:18 AM (ZPrif)

63 The MFM would give Barry a pass if he were a mass murderer
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2014 10:10 AM

I would call the intentional deaths of 200 or so Mexican citizens "mass murder," but hey, that's just me.

But they were killed by guns Choom Boy and Holder put in the hands of drug cartels, so that's not as important as Working For Climate Change.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 07, 2014 06:18 AM (dDzOj)

64 1let it burn

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 07, 2014 09:57 AM (u8GsB)

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But that will warm mother Earth. It will singe Gaia's toes!

Posted by: libtard at May 07, 2014 06:18 AM (SO2Q8)

65 Environmentalism is just an anti-human nature cult.
They hate you. They hate your family.
They literally want you and your family to die.
Especially if they are white, commute from the suburbs, and vote Republican.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 10:14 AM (ZPrif)


Each one of these assholes should volunteer to reduce their "carbon footprint" to zero.  Problem solved.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:19 AM (kAniV)

66 They want us peasants to live in the cold and dark while they eat wagyu beef and get their second chakras released in their 14,000 sq. ft. mansions.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 06:19 AM (DrWcr)

67 Question about things green: Any one know if libtards mulch well? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 07, 2014 06:19 AM (rt3TY)

68 @57 It's even more basic then that. They must answer this very basic question, at what time in the earths history do you wish to get back to? You say c02 is a problem, what exactly should be the atmospheric ppm of co2 to achieve this optimum? It's just that basic. The fact that these bozos never are asked these very basic questions is frustrating.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2014 06:19 AM (8tAEF)

69 It's almost as if 7 Billion human bodies don't produce their own heat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 06:20 AM (0HooB)

70 You know, 1st quarter GDP would have grown is the earth hadn't warmed.

Posted by: Administration at May 07, 2014 06:20 AM (SO2Q8)

71 When is President Red Line going to explain to China and India and that they've got to give up fossil fuels and slide back into the 3rd world?

Posted by: gwelf at May 07, 2014 06:20 AM (TJ8HB)

72 My favorite: Mr. or Ms. AGW Proponent (I really can't tell), what will the weather be one year from today? Barring the sun going out, hot. This is Texas after all.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 06:20 AM (9Gy49)

73 We'd better be careful. I'm afraid this entire thread will disappoint Obama.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 06:20 AM (ee9LE)

74 So while EPA push this bunkum, the inspectors general charged with making sure EPA is on the up and up are reporting that EPA are "blocking independent investigations" into Agency activities.

And what is the mechanism used to block inquiries? It is what the IGs call a "rogue enforcement agency" within the larger agency.

And just what in the Sam Hill is the _EPA_ doing with such a subagency?

Well, it's the "Office Of Homeland Security" section of the EPA.

Absolutely fucking brilliant. Homeland Security. Another catastrophic bungle by the braindead Bush bunch.

Is there any aspect of the Reagan legacy with which the Bush family have not casually wiped their asses? I can't think of any.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 06:21 AM (noWW6)

75 Told ya!

Posted by: Joe Wilson at May 07, 2014 06:21 AM (j0wOO)

76

that isn't stopping Obama from trying to con Americans into supporting his prosperity-destroying environmental policies.

 

Wake me up when these guys *ever* back a prosperity-building policy.  It's as if the cause doesn't matter as long as it hurts the economy and limits freedom.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 06:21 AM (JtwS4)

77 On the propaganda front  we do need to do a better job on presenting that being against the wacky man made climate change theory  does not  mean    that we are   against  enviromentally sound policies.  

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2014 06:22 AM (m2CN7)

78 How many millions of pounds of carbon were unnecessarily burned yesterday to fly all those willing propagandists to DC?

How many millions more were burned to generate the electricity to broadcast it all?

Oh, but they are "raising awareness" and have thus bought themselves an indulgence for their sin against the skys.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 07, 2014 06:22 AM (VjL9S)

79 "People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide that the climate would go back to normal in 100 years or 200 years. What we're showing here is that's not right. It's essentially an irreversible change that will last for more than a thousand years." Bull. Shit.

Posted by: whoever at May 07, 2014 06:23 AM (pjMym)

80 Whatever happened to Joe Wilson anyway? Is he still in Congress?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 06:24 AM (XyM/Y)

81 Oh, but they are "raising awareness" and have thus bought themselves an indulgence for their sin against the skys. Posted by: RoyalOil at May 07, 2014 10:22 AM (VjL9S) My middle name is Tetzel. Can I interest you in some indulgences, er, carbon credits?

Posted by: Al Gore at May 07, 2014 06:24 AM (DrWcr)

82 This post reminded me that I still need to read Michael Chricton's State of Fear.

Posted by: Mainah at May 07, 2014 06:24 AM (659DL)

83 How hard do you think the Chinese and Russians must be laughing watching this fucking dolt talk about the stupid fantasy of man made global warming/change/disruption.  All he is doing is volunteering to ruin our own economy while producing no change. 

They will never follow some idiotic carbon emission guidelines anyway.  How the hell did the American people elect this retard twice?

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:24 AM (kAniV)

84 One of the Subgenius  catch phrases for humorous kook conspiracy rantings in the 80s-90s always was to throw in random  crap like "notice how weird the weather's been lately?" and point to that as proof of whatever.  Cthulhu invading? Of course thats connected to the weird weather!

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 06:24 AM (3ZtZW)

85 Who you gonna believe, Ace or the wizard that lowered the oceans and gave us all insurance at a $2,500 saving? Don't argue with a Light Bender, they are scary smart.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 06:25 AM (oDCMR)

86 Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 10:20 AM (ee9LE) Too late; I've already thoroughly disappointed him by not bowing down at his altar. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 06:25 AM (XyM/Y)

87 Environmentalism is just an anti-human nature cult.
They hate you. They hate your family.
They literally want you and your family to die.
Especially if they are white, commute from the suburbs, and vote Republican.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 10:14 AM (ZPrif)
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Pop Nighthawk used to say that "a developer is somebody who wants a house in the country, and an environmentalist is somebody who already has one."

Lot of truth to that..

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 07, 2014 06:25 AM (OtQXp)

88 57 This shit is so easely refuted. Logic: "Has the Erf ever been warmer than it is now?" Doofus: "uhm, yeah." Logic: "Has the Erf ever been cooler than it is now?" Doofus: "uhm, yeah." Logic: "Then what, exactly, is the correct temperature of the Erf and who, precisely, gets to make that decision?"

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 07, 2014 06:25 AM (Fp7JI)

89 The eco-nazis should be easy to attack. It's a movement run by the wealthy and powerful designed to impoverish and kill the average family.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:25 AM (ZPrif)

90 Once you realize Environmentalism is a religion it makes so much more sense. - Hot Air today has a link to Cracked about how hard it is for an atheist to live in a fundamentalist country. It might as well be about a sane person living in a country where they have all drunk the Kool Aid.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 06:25 AM (ee9LE)

91 All he is doing is volunteering to ruin our own economy while producing no change. Feature, not a bug. Part of his mission is to take America down as many pegs as he can before leaving office.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 06:26 AM (DrWcr)

92 74 We'd better be careful. I'm afraid this entire thread will disappoint Obama.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:26 AM (7ObY1)

93 Did he end his speech with PERIOD? We all know that means he's being truthy. He's so scientific, he can't figure out a freaking umbrella. He tried his pipe dreams with Solyndra and 50 other now bankrupt companies. Where is all that money? Now they (including Krauthammer and Will) want to have tolls on the interstates to pay for their upkeep. Hey guys, what about stimulus???? Wasn't that the promise? Its to fix all the roads and shovel ready bridges n shit? Nope, just add a toll, right Krauthammer? Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at May 07, 2014 06:26 AM (9Bdcz)

94 Janet Yellen echoing the administration view that the poor economic performance last quarter. Fully coordinated campaign of pulling the wool over our eyes.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 06:26 AM (BZAd3)

95

On the propaganda front we do need to do a better job on presenting that being against the wacky man made climate change theory does not mean that we are against enviromentally sound policies.

 

This is one of my favorite ways to make lefty heads go 'splody.

 

Who has done the most to restore wetlands in major flyways?  Ducks Unlimited, because hunters love to have nice places to shoot ducks.  Who has done the most effective work at stream restoration and dam removal?  Trout Unlimited, because fishermen love to have nice places to fish. 

 

It's the killers and exploiters who are doing the best work on the ground to save Gaia.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 06:26 AM (JtwS4)

96 If industry and free enterprise produced lemonade instead of CO2, the left would blame citrus drinks for their phony-ass "concern".

Posted by: lincolntf at May 07, 2014 06:27 AM (xPWif)

97 Poor economic performance was caused by - da da da daaaaaaaaaaa Climate change!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 06:27 AM (BZAd3)

98 I said this to my neighbor yesterday and I've seen it written here many times.  If Obama was purposely trying to destroy the economy, what would he have done differently.   Scary shit and he has the imbeciles in the MFM cheerleading all the while. 

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:28 AM (kAniV)

99 "People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide that the climate would go back to normal in 100 years or 200 years. What we're showing here is that's not right. It's essentially an irreversible change that will last for more than a thousand years." Same as the Ozone Hole?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 06:29 AM (9Gy49)

100 She actually said 'weather'. But we all know what she meant - wink, wink.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 06:29 AM (BZAd3)

101 @89 That's a bingo. Bonus points if you mention that these temperature variances happened before man, the industrial revolution or our petroleum based world.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2014 06:29 AM (8tAEF)

102 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 07, 2014 06:29 AM (PYAXX)

103

"I wonder if the earth is cooling much more rapidly than anticipated so there is a last ditch effort to enact far reaching anti-human environmental legislation before the truth gets out."

 

--

 

I have thought that same thing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:29 AM (0Jb7F)

104 Obama: If you like your Global Warming, you can keep your Global Warming! Period! AGW activists: Uh-oh.

Posted by: votermom at May 07, 2014 06:30 AM (GSIDW)

105 Sure, some NIMBY movements have green-washed themselves to win battles to protect their house in the country. There's a difference between those who just use the eco-bullshit to get something they want, and the true believers. That's true of any religion or ideology -- especially one that has thoroughly infected the Ruling Class. There is big money in being "Green" and has been for decades now. The True Believers really believe, though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:30 AM (ZPrif)

106 How the hell did the American people elect this retard twice? Have you seen the "American people" lately?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 07, 2014 06:30 AM (rt3TY)

107 Should we also take a moment to point out the *actual* science which points out that CO2 is already absorbing as much heat as it can (that is: all the energy at the wavelengths CO2 can absorb is being absorbed) so adding more CO2 to the atmosphere isn't really going to do anything?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 07, 2014 06:30 AM (PYAXX)

108 If Obama was purposely trying to destroy the economy, what would he have done differently.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 10:28 AM (kAniV)

If the result of stupidity is indistinguishable from malice, hope for stupidity but assume malice.


Posted by: [/i]KG at May 07, 2014 06:30 AM (p7BzH)

109 On today's program, Krystal Ball will explain how Othello is really a parable about white privilege.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:31 AM (7ObY1)

110

Red China, India, and Russia are the biggest producers of pollution on the planet if they are not concern, why should I be?  Shove your bull up your butt Obama!

 

Posted by: burt at May 07, 2014 06:31 AM (yp2Xd)

111 Can someone explain to me     why     the regime is so    desperate to act quickly to stop the warming, while simultaneously blaming cold weather for the economic malaise that is engulfing the country?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:31 AM (0Jb7F)

112 Pay no attention to that really bright thing in the sky. I repeat - pay no attention to that really bright thing in the sky.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 06:31 AM (oDCMR)

113 Retweeted by Jonah Goldberg Drew Cline ‏@DrewHampshire Botched execution proves death penalty unworkable, must be repealed. Botched website, rollout, implementation proves nada about Obamacare

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:32 AM (ZPrif)

114 "I said this to my neighbor yesterday and I've seen it written here many times. If Obama was purposely trying to destroy the economy, what would he have done differently."

And for "economy", you can easily also substitute "military".

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 06:32 AM (noWW6)

115 The Fuller Court in 1896 in their ruling "Plessy v Ferguson." The Very Same Court which in 1898 ruled that "Wong Kim Ark" was a "citizen."

I'd wager a quatloo that even a college graduate exposed to the "discrimination is bad m'kay - except for Whitey and his privilege" method of indoctrination these days can't associate the above cases with their relevance to their "cause" beyond the mindless slogans. Other significant names they won't know... Marbury vs Madison, US vs. Cruikshank, Miller, who? Dude! That was like, uh... a long time ago!

Posted by: Dong Tu Long at May 07, 2014 06:32 AM (FuN7f)

116 112 Can someone explain to me why the regime is so desperate to act quickly to stop the warming, while simultaneously blaming cold weather for the economic malaise that is engulfing the country? Unexpectedly - and you are a H8er.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 06:32 AM (oDCMR)

117 112 Can someone explain to me why the regime is so desperate to act quickly to stop the warming, while simultaneously blaming cold weather for the economic malaise that is engulfing the country? My take: the Regime knows full well they can just pivot to blaming the economy on something other than the weather. Say, the Koch Brothers, and they know full well that the throne-sniffing presstitutes will have their backs.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:33 AM (7ObY1)

118 Can someone explain to me why the regime is so desperate to act quickly to stop the warming, while simultaneously blaming cold weather for the economic malaise that is engulfing the country? And then have the head of the EPA come right out and say there's nothing they can do to change the "climate." Schizoid much?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 06:33 AM (0HooB)

119 I am reminded of a turn of phrase from a book by White that came out in 2005 called The Prometheus Project.

The President-elect was not only an ideologue, but a "stupid ideologue."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 06:35 AM (6W127)

120 Retweeted by Jonah Goldberg
Drew Cline ‏@DrewHampshire
Botched execution proves death penalty unworkable, must be repealed. Botched website, rollout, implementation proves nada about Obamacare

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 10:32 AM (ZPrif)


That execution didn't seem botched to me.  It took a little longer than expected but the desired outcome was achieved.  Can't say that about the exchange sites...

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:35 AM (kAniV)

121 21st Century Schizoid Maaaaaan

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:35 AM (7ObY1)

122 He tried his pipe dreams with Solyndra and 50 other now bankrupt companies. Where is all that money?
Now they (including Krauthammer and Will) want to have tolls on the interstates to pay for their upkeep. Hey guys, what about stimulus???? Wasn't that the promise? Its to fix all the roads and shovel ready bridges n shit? Nope, just add a toll, right Krauthammer? Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at May 07, 2014 10:26 AM (9Bdcz)
========

I think you answered your own question.

Stimulus, Solyndra, and all the rest weren't about energy or infrastructure or even the environment.

They were about transferring money from your pockets (and mine) to the pockets of Obama's pals.

It's The Chicago Way.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 07, 2014 06:35 AM (OtQXp)

123 107 How the hell did the American people elect this retard twice? Have you seen the "American people" lately? Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 07, 2014 10:30 AM (rt3TY) I like money. I like free shit. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Posted by: Typical LIV at May 07, 2014 06:35 AM (DrWcr)

124 Can someone explain to me why the regime is so desperate to act quickly to stop the warming, while simultaneously blaming cold weather for the economic malaise that is engulfing the country?>>

They need to shift as much wealth to their cronies now while they are in power. And before the affects of their policies crash the economy completely.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 07, 2014 06:36 AM (81UWZ)

125 We are officially in favor of ending the existence of earth of cows and any other causes of global warmening. Like humans. Lets get rid of those too.

Posted by: ABC News President James Goldston at May 07, 2014 06:36 AM (LISuA)

126 I like money. I like free shit. Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Fuck Carl's Jr. My box of Big Ass fries was empty and they took my kids away when I tried to complain.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:36 AM (7ObY1)

127 Botched execution proves death penalty unworkable, must be repealed. Botched website, rollout, implementation proves nada about Obamacare. Six M1 Garands at 5 feet. Head shot. Instantaneous. Homie would never hear the click of the triggers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 06:36 AM (9Gy49)

128 I'm not sure I follow though. Let's go ahead and buy into their theory of global warming for just a moment. It's caused by CO2, which prevents the sun's excess energy from radiating from earth into space. Now if we turned off CO2 production immediately, waived a magic wand, in theory that CO2 would eventually be fixed into plant sugars and the cycle would stop. So their own system seems wildly inconsistent. Unless they're trying to say "well we're already over the falls, it's so much CO2 it'd take millennia to fix into plants." Which I guess is a possible claim (given again the generous assumptions we've granted them) but that creates another problem: If that much CO2 has had what is admittedly a miniscule effect, then why be concerned?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 06:37 AM (HDwDg)

129 I can't believe we have 3 more years of this bullsh*t to deal with.  Every day is a nightmare. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2014 06:37 AM (tsGZY)

130 I am sure India and China are ready to sign up to do this too right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 06:37 AM (32Ze2)

131 The True Believers really believe, though. There are three types to any religion or such: The "go along to get alongs", which make up the bulk of them; the True Believers, the small core that's fanatically devoted to it; and the cynical bastards who don't believe a word, but are harnessing it for their own power and gain. Of the three, make no mistake--it's the third group that's truly dangerous.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 07, 2014 06:37 AM (rt3TY)

132 @108 You could also point out that increased c02 leads to increased photosynthesis which leads to increased water vapor and 02 which is a greater "green house gas" than c02. So by their reckoning we should be eliminating tree and plant life to save the planet.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2014 06:37 AM (8tAEF)

133 I just clicked on that "Krystal Ball" and animal farm link on the homepage.  I couldn't find MSNBC on my tv if you held a gun to my head but since when do they hire stupid newsreaders with porn star names to spew their idiocy?  I thought that Madcow was in charge there.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:37 AM (kAniV)

134 Not to worry, we have John Boehner to hammer the left on this issue for the next three years .

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 07, 2014 06:38 AM (thLL8)

135 if Obama tripped down a flight of stairs, the MSM would promptly begin multiple investigations into the national crisis of shoddy products turned out by stair manufacturers. The day that anyone in the MSM admits that Obama is just plain incompetent, I will put on a yarmulka and repent, because it'll be a sure sign that the end is nigh.

Posted by: mallfly at May 07, 2014 06:39 AM (bJm7W)

136 135 Not to worry, we have John Boehner to hammer the left on this issue for the next three years . Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 07, 2014 10:38 AM (thLL *headdesk*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 06:39 AM (DrWcr)

137 Does a short rope and a long fall no longer work? Is gravity going all haywire too?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 06:40 AM (oDCMR)

138 Now they (including Krauthammer and Will) want to have tolls on the interstates to pay for their upkeep. Hey guys, what about stimulus???? Wasn't that the promise? Its to fix all the roads and shovel ready bridges n shit? Nope, just add a toll, right Krauthammer? Fuck all y'all. What about the $.18 of tax we pay on each and every gallon of already-pretty-expensive gasoline? WTF do we need tolls for?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 06:40 AM (0HooB)

139 I think you answered your own question.

Stimulus, Solyndra, and all the rest weren't about energy or infrastructure or even the environment.

They were about transferring money from your pockets (and mine) to the pockets of Obama's pals.

It's The Chicago Way.

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 07, 2014 10:35 AM (OtQXp)


Don't forget that some of this money is returned in the form of Campaign donations to the DNC and other lib groups.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:40 AM (kAniV)

140 Didn't Krystal Ball get her show by literally giving a novelty dildo a blowjob on camera? I'm not joking. That's how she got famous, right? I'm thinking she's the one who leaked those pics.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:40 AM (ZPrif)

141 Have you seen the "American people" lately?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 07, 2014 10:30 AM (rt3TY)
=============

"The most effective argument against democracy as a form of government is a ten minute conversation with the average voter"

--Winston Churchill

Posted by: Nighthawk at May 07, 2014 06:40 AM (OtQXp)

142

 >>>Its to fix all the roads and shovel ready bridges n shit?

 

That stimulus was what, 6 years ago? They closed off a truss bridge today becoz it was rusting apart and it was the painters what saw that, not the DOT chuckleheads.

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 06:40 AM (3ZtZW)

143

I just clicked on that "Krystal Ball" and animal farm link on the homepage. I couldn't find MSNBC on my tv if you held a gun to my head but since when do they hire stupid newsreaders with porn star names to spew their idiocy? I thought that Madcow was in charge there.

 

--------

 

Heh. 

 

Ball's  sole  claim to credibility is a run for a Congressional seat in Virginia where she got trounced handily by the R.  A failed run is apparently enough for MSNBC to put a pretty yet mindless face on the air, as long as the lips that once performed mock fellatio  at a holiday party for some photos  are saying the correct things.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 07, 2014 06:40 AM (eytER)

144

Good Lord, you mean you want to  use the lying liars who lie about Globull Warming to show how Obama is lying about Globull Warming?

 

How does that work, without giving credence to the lying liars who lie about Globull Warming on their basic premise:  that Globull Warming is happening at all?   Which, news flash, it's not!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2014 06:40 AM (TOk1P)

145 "That execution didn't seem botched to me. It took a little longer than expected but the desired outcome was achieved."

There is that damned dogged liberal insistence that convicted killers not experience the smallest discomfort or feather ruffle.

Okay, let's go to nitrogen asphyxiation instead.

This has the advantage that no meddling Euro human-rights twits can interfere with the supply of lethal material (as they have with medical drugs for executions, which is why a new drug cocktail had to be used in the 'botched' case).

Or if we want to have a highly reliable method of execution which the Euros can't stop from happening, and which will totally horrify them, let's go back to firing squads.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 06:41 AM (noWW6)

146 Dude, I can stop it!

Posted by: Tommy Vietor in teh Situation Room at May 07, 2014 06:42 AM (dN3Mf)

147 IIRC, Ball was just a nobody Democrat losing badly in a House election -- then somebody (I'm guessing it was Ball herself) leaked her dildo bj pics and she was able to claim she only lost due to WarOnWomenz! and the Left made her a celebrity. Which led to her job on MSNBC. She owes her entire career to sucking a fake dick on camera.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:42 AM (ZPrif)

148 Biding my time you pitiful humans.

Posted by: Eyjafjallajökull at May 07, 2014 06:43 AM (kVK9G)

149

>>>On today's program, Krystal Ball will explain how Othello is really a parable about white privilege.

 

Heard she was taking the old Levar Burton slot for Reading Rainbow

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 06:43 AM (3ZtZW)

150 Sounds like Krystal Ball's story is the story of this administration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 06:43 AM (6W127)

151

What about the $.18 of tax we pay on each and every gallon of already-pretty-expensive gasoline? WTF do we need tolls for?

--

 

About a third of the gasoline tax money we pay is being diverted to urban bus lines and light rail (both of     which,     by the way,    are far less efficient per passenger mile than single    passenger cars),    so they need to tax us some more in order    to be able to pay for what we have    already paid   for once.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:43 AM (0Jb7F)

152 "Didn't Krystal Ball get her show by literally giving a novelty dildo a blowjob on camera?"

See also the discussion yesterday about Nina Burleigh, former White House correspondent for _Time_, fessing up that she would have happily given Bill Clinton a blowjob to thank him for keeping abortion legal.

The press corps today really and truly are cocksuckers, in the most legally and factually correct sense of that word.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 06:44 AM (noWW6)

153 Damiano, Don't forget sweetheart deal he got from Tony Rezko for additional land or home. I'm not sure if Rezko so still in jail or not. You're right, 96% of media cover up his lies! Do I have to add that I detest The SCOMF?

Posted by: Carol at May 07, 2014 06:44 AM (gjOCp)

154 Or if we want to have a highly reliable method of execution which the Euros can't stop from happening, and which will totally horrify them, let's go back to firing squads.

Posted by: torquewrench

Or wood chippers. Not the one they used in "Fargo". The ones they use when they take down a full size oak.

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 06:44 AM (Y/JJM)

155 Joseph Potts in his article, "The Climate Debate: When Science Serves the State" says, among other things: Government and science have found each other, and the spawn of this marriage look set to destroy global wealth on a scale that will render the greatest of historyÂ’s wars trivial by comparison. The ultimate outrage of all this is that the people who are subjected to the ravages of the wrong-headed policies promoted by these self-seekers are taxed to pay for the production of this junk science to begin with. Scientists, like the rest of us, have among their number many members of a certain very dangerous group: those who would govern. And like the governing class everywhere, they seek to govern without the encumbrance of having to tolerate dissent from those who pay their salaries and experience the consequences of the policies they emplace. From Mises.org http://tinyurl.com/mdshzhf

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2014 06:45 AM (znED/)

156 Or wood chippers. Not the one they used in "Fargo". The ones they use when they take down a full size oak.

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 10:44 AM (Y/JJM)


Feet First.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:45 AM (kAniV)

157 Something else that frustrates me is the incredible straw man the Warmists make towards us. We don't want "clean air" or "drinkable water." Balderdash, there's a lot of good things to be said for having coal plants that don't create dust anymore or cars that don't release as much sulfur into the air. These are good things independent of any "Global warming" nonsense. And because I'm opposed to literally shutting down this countries industry, I must somehow be opposed to that as well?! Assholes.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 06:46 AM (HDwDg)

158 So Obama's going to Arkansas to "meet with the victims." What's the over-under on him using their misery as a photo op for thumping his global warming drum?

Posted by: Caliban at May 07, 2014 06:46 AM (DrC22)

159 This isn't science. It's rent-seeking.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 06:46 AM (MMC8r)

160 Hanging is both cheap and efficient.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:46 AM (0Jb7F)

161
Feet First.
Posted by: Timon


Oooooo...Screamy

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 06:46 AM (Y/JJM)

162 Thanks to whomever it was that posted the "Hair bands then and now" article in the last thread. Drugs/alcohol have not been kind to many of those folk. And now I have "Seventeen" by Winger as my earworm. Thanks.

Posted by: DangerGirl at May 07, 2014 06:46 AM (rSIYI)

163 IIRC, Ball was just a nobody Democrat losing badly in a House election -- then somebody (I'm guessing it was Ball herself) leaked her dildo bj pics and she was able to claim she only lost due to WarOnWomenz! and the Left made her a celebrity. Which led to her job on MSNBC.

She owes her entire career to sucking a fake dick on camera.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 10:42 AM (ZPrif)



*waits for someone to ask for the pics*



Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 06:46 AM (GQ8sn)

164 Krystal Ball was a nobody. A few leaked dildo pics later and she's riding the WarOnWomenz! and NoSlutShaming! highway to a 6 figure gig on MSNBC. She out-Fluked Fluke.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:47 AM (ZPrif)

165 Two words - hemp rope...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 06:47 AM (6W127)

166 Biding my time you pitiful humans. Posted by: Eyjafjallajökull Bitch, please.

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at May 07, 2014 06:47 AM (rt3TY)

167 Or wood chippers. Not the one they used in "Fargo". The ones they use when they take down a full size oak.


Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 10:44 AM (Y/JJM)

Feet First.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 10:45 AM (kAniV)

 

Saddam  already  beat you to it.   I  know you don't want to be like Saddam  even jokingly. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2014 06:47 AM (m2CN7)

168 Or wood chippers. Not the one they used in "Fargo". The ones they use when they take down a full size oak.Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 10:44 AM (Y/JJM) Feet First.
Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 10:45 AM (kAniV)

Saddam already beat you to it. I know you don't want to be like Saddam even jokingly.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2014 10:47 AM (m2CN7)



Hey guys?


*holds up mortar tube and shell*



Posted by: Kim Jong Un at May 07, 2014 06:48 AM (GQ8sn)

169 Hanging is both cheap and efficient. 50ft rope. 60ft drop. Pop.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 06:48 AM (9Gy49)

170 158 Something else that frustrates me is the incredible straw man the Warmists make towards us. We don't want "clean air" or "drinkable water." That bugs the fuck out of me too. I love the great outdoors. Probably moreso than the panty-waisted, pale, pasty basement-dwelling Zeta males on the Left. I consider myself a conservative environmentalist. I want clean air. I want drinkable water. I want the Feds to stop their power-grabbing seizure of state lands.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:49 AM (7ObY1)

171 In the tradition of Krystal Ball, I would like to say that Das Kapital was a satire on how many people will fall for an untried philosophy designed to fill the pocket of a layabout hack, all while he claims to be 'anti-capitalist.' And my theory has a lot more validity than hers. And 'Dream of my Father' is about one man's repressed homosexuality.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 06:49 AM (MMC8r)

172 FCCÂ’s grab for new regulatory power could go beyond broadband providers --->The Hill. Bend over Google, Facebook, et al.

Posted by: Republique De Banana at May 07, 2014 06:49 AM (thLL8)

173

He and his accomplices abducted two teenage girls (as well as a man and his baby). One of them, Stephanie Neiman, refused to say she wouldnÂ’t tell the police, so Lockett shot her with a shotgun.

But she didnÂ’t die. He ordered his accomplices to bury her alive.

Here’s an AP summary of his crimes, in addition to first-degree murder: “conspiracy, first-degree burglary, three counts of assault with a dangerous weapon, three counts of forcible oral sodomy, four counts of first-degree rape, four counts of kidnapping and two counts of robbery by force and fear.”


This is what this fucking monster did.  I'd gladly put him into a wood chipper feet first with a fishing gaff in his neck to prolong the pain as long as possible.  No sympathy for this cretin.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:50 AM (kAniV)

174 165 Krystal Ball was a nobody. A few leaked dildo pics later and she's riding the WarOnWomenz! and NoSlutShaming! highway to a 6 figure gig on MSNBC. She out-Fluked Fluke. She's not that Krystal Ball, and the Lefties have a grand old time mocking the right when we say it is her.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 06:50 AM (7ObY1)

175 Our government at "work."

College student receives in the mail from UPS his weight bench and a $350,000 NOAA drone.

http://tinyurl.com/nxwmxz3

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 06:50 AM (6W127)

176 "Something else that frustrates me is the incredible straw man the Warmists make towards us. We don't want 'clean air' or 'drinkable water.'"

Same shit, different day.

Just as when anyone critiques the horrible unionized public schools, the immediate allegation is that the critic must "hate education" and "want children to grow up in ignorance".

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 06:51 AM (noWW6)

177 This is what this fucking monster did. I'd gladly put him into a wood chipper feet first with a fishing gaff in his neck to prolong the pain as long as possible. No sympathy for this cretin. Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 10:50 AM (kAniV) He should have been gut shot, then buried alive.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 06:51 AM (DrWcr)

178 170 Hanging is both cheap and efficient. 50ft rope. 60ft drop. Pop. That would pop the head off and make a mess.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 06:51 AM (oDCMR)

179 He should have been gut shot, then buried alive.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 10:51 AM (DrWcr)


Works for me too.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 06:51 AM (kAniV)

180 If environmentalists truly cared about the wilderness, they would be petitioning the federal government to sell all of the    BLM  land.   Who is going to care for land more, a bureaucracy, or a   private owner?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 06:52 AM (0Jb7F)

181 No, she is that Krystal Ball.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:52 AM (ZPrif)

182 That would pop the head off and make a mess.
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat

It would be funny as hell though!

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 06:52 AM (Y/JJM)

183 Our government at "work." *ahem* The AoSHQ Style Guide, vol. 4, pg, 688, paragraph 43, subsection 105, sentence "Q" states that the correct term is "Your government atwerk."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 06:53 AM (0HooB)

184 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystal_Ball Krystal Marie Ball (born November 24, 1981)[1] is a businesswoman, certified public accountant, and a co-host on MSNBC's The Cycle. She was the Democratic Party nominee for United States Congress in Virginia's 1st congressional district in the 2010 election, losing to Republican Rob Wittman. .. In October 2010, Ball received national attention when photos taken six years earlier emerged showing her at a holiday party dressed as a "naughty Santa" sucking a red dildo attached to her then-husband's nose.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:53 AM (ZPrif)

185 That would pop the head off and make a mess.


Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat

It would be funny as hell though!

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 10:52 AM (Y/JJM)


Yeah but it hurts like a bitch!

Posted by: Zombie Saddam Hussein at May 07, 2014 06:53 AM (kAniV)

186 You know, if they just rounded up all of the conservatives and killed them, not only would their fascist dreams be enabled, but it would lower the overall carbon footprint.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 10:03 AM (0Jb7F)



I'm reading a PAW book series right now (Grid Down by Hemming and Freeman) in which after an EMP, the worst of the bad guy gangs are the "Rainbow Warriors," who go around killing everyone who won't convert to veganism.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 06:53 AM (L8r/r)

187 15 Nighthawk,
 
Nowhere in that Mars is Melting piece does it claim that the average temperature of Mars is rising. It is merely pointing out a summer/winter phenomenon at the poles.
 
Debunking FAIL. However, over at WUWT they are doing a fine job of debunking some of the more outrageous claims of this latest report.
 
And WZ covered the claim that the number of +100F days in the US is more than ever is pure 100% horseshit according to our own fucking records on them:
 
http://tinyurl.com/p397jjz
 
As this report shows, the number of hurricanes, tornadoes, wildfires, and extreme heat days were all hugely down in 2013 compared to previous years.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2014 06:53 AM (wNF3N)

188 She's not that Krystal Ball, and the Lefties have a grand old time mocking the right when we say it is her. -- You are wrong.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:54 AM (ZPrif)

189 Don't forget that some of this money is returned in the form of Campaign donations to the DNC and other lib groups.

Posted by: Timon at May 07, 2014 10:40 AM (kAniV)



Obama has been running the biggest money laundering scam on the planet. Soak the americans, bailouts for unions, stimulus this, stimulus that, and the money comes back into the DNC. Its a huge, huge transfer of wealth to his buddies and to himself. How else do you think this muslim scumbag gets to buy a 35 million dollar house in hawaii on a 300K per year job?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2014 06:54 AM (FMbng)

190 "Our government at 'work'. College student receives in the mail from UPS his weight bench and a $350,000 NOAA drone."

Relax. We got this.

Posted by: Top Men at May 07, 2014 06:55 AM (noWW6)

191 Maybe it's time for the JEF to show us the way. Instead of firing up AF1 for every vacation, hop on a Greyhound and see the country. Maybe a vacation in Branson? Niagara Falls? Show us how HE is reducing his carbon footprint..CO2...or whatever.

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 06:55 AM (Y/JJM)

192 How else do you think this muslim scumbag gets to buy a 35 million dollar house in hawaii on a 300K per year job?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2014 10:54 AM (FMbng)


He could have made a killing trading in Cattle futures.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 07, 2014 06:55 AM (kAniV)

193 179 The ultimate bungee jump.

Posted by: votermom at May 07, 2014 06:56 AM (GSIDW)

194 Seriously, how many people can be named Krystal Ball .Is the MSNBC dope not the same one who ran as a Democratic candidate for Congress in VA? That one was the one who had the raunchy pictures released on her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 06:56 AM (XyM/Y)

195 the worst of the bad guy gangs are the "Rainbow Warriors," who go around killing everyone who won't convert to veganism.


How do they have the strength to do that when they are already underweight and malnourished?


Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 06:56 AM (GQ8sn)

196 No need to debate facts that we can easily look up. Krystal Ball the MSNBC host is Krystal Ball the dildo-sucking failed politician. And the national fame she got from the dildo-sucking is why she got the MSNBC gig. Before that she was a nobody.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:57 AM (ZPrif)

197 "Obama has been running the biggest money laundering scam on the planet. Soak the americans, bailouts for unions, stimulus this, stimulus that, and the money comes back into the DNC. Its a huge, huge transfer of wealth to his buddies and to himself."

Those who are familiar with what organized criminals call "a bust-out" or "a long firm" will recognize the M.O. at once.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 06:57 AM (noWW6)

198 "Fib" is a childish term for lie.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 06:57 AM (A98Xu)

199 She's not that Krystal Ball, and the Lefties have a grand old time mocking the right when we say it is her. -- Holy Cow Farts, how many Krystal Balls are there?

Posted by: votermom at May 07, 2014 06:57 AM (GSIDW)

200 Those who are familiar with what organized criminals call "a bust-out" or "a long firm" will recognize the M.O. at once.


Enterprise corruption.


Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 06:57 AM (GQ8sn)

201 Maybe it's time for the JEF to show us the way. Instead of firing up AF1 for every vacation, hop on a Greyhound and see the country. Maybe a vacation in Branson? Niagara Falls? Show us how HE is reducing his carbon footprint..CO2...or whatever.

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 10:55 AM (Y/JJM)


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Suck it Proles, I'm still going to Martha's Vineyard on AF-1.  Family separately and also gubmint plane for the dog.  FORE!

Posted by: Sir Golfs Alot at May 07, 2014 06:57 AM (kAniV)

202 Hey, we're getting our collective a$$es kicked in the polls, so it's time for GLOBAL Coo...Warm...Change....disruption... SQUIRRELL!!!WARONWOMENZ!!!MITTHATESTAMPONS!!!!

Posted by: Dem'oCrats at May 07, 2014 06:58 AM (gXRIG)

203 Liberals are so compassionate, that for the sake of people living a thousand years from now, they are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice by taking the lives of people who are alive NOW and reducing them to misery. That is, if empirical data didn't contradict their models. I hate liberals.

Posted by: Bob at May 07, 2014 06:59 AM (xkSSa)

204 How do they have the strength to do that when they are already underweight and malnourished? In true Leftard fashion, they wouldn't be vegans themselves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 06:59 AM (0HooB)

205 Holy Cow Farts, how many Krystal Balls are there? -- Only the one. It's the same chick. Google it. Wiki it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 07, 2014 06:59 AM (ZPrif)

206 Teh JEF's pivot to global climate change will work because the MFM is making sure of it. It is all they are covering. So much bad news out there that is Teh JEF is responsible for and the MFM can't see it. Makes me sick.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 06:59 AM (32Ze2)

207 After Choming in the limo Barky said he would demonstrate "global warming." Barky pulled down his pants, bent over; held a bic lighter to his butt and let a huge fart rip.It was a blow-torch! The flames burned my crotch hairs and almost set the limo on fire. That is global warming!

Now, if we can just find a way to sell more carbon credits with this type of demonstration we could take the jam out of this scam.

Posted by: Barney F. at May 07, 2014 06:59 AM (zGaZT)

208 50ft rope. 60ft drop. Pop. That would pop the head off and make a mess. No botched execution.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 06:59 AM (9Gy49)

209 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 10:56 AM (XyM/Y) This has already been answered in the affirmative. EC can post the pictures to prove it .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 07:00 AM (HDwDg)

210 Obama has been running the biggest money laundering scam on the planet. It's the entire Democrat Party. Politicians to cronies to government employees to the FSA to unions to the media to the grievance industry to Big Education, it's a web of pocket-lining that keeps them flush with cash and funded to keep retaining office.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 07:00 AM (MMC8r)

211 How do they have the strength to do that when they are already underweight and malnourished?


Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 10:56 AM (GQ8sn)


Well, the book is fiction...and they pretty well get slaughtered once they get out of the cities and amongst the rednecks.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 07:00 AM (L8r/r)

212 I thought it was the same person. It seems quite logical that some leftist drone who ran as a Democrat for Congress and didn't win would end up on MSNBC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 07:00 AM (XyM/Y)

213 EC can post the pictures to prove it .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 07, 2014 11:00 AM (HDwDg)



Oh no, I'm still waiting to see them myself.



Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 07:01 AM (GQ8sn)

214 SQUIRRELL!!!WARONWOMENZ!!!MITTHATESTAMPONS!!!!

Posted by: Dem'oCrats at May 07, 2014 10:58 AM (gXRIG)


That whole war on women bullshit started when Snuffalupagus asked the "will you ban contraception" question at the "Republican" debate run by leftist shithead MFM journalists.  Good job Prince Reibus!  This time you will get it right though,  sure got it.  We trust you...

Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 07:02 AM (kAniV)

215 President Obama's brave call for action will not save all of the environment. Too many years of Big Oil and Big Coal paid for by the Wall Street machine has doomed much of it since no action was taken in time. That awful faux cowboy Bush was too busy bombing brown people to enrich Halliburton and the Carlyle Group to save us. But the conditions can still be set for a selected crew of survivors to endure. The best and brightest of us who could make a better world. In other words, no sister-fucking meth-addled RethugliKKKans from flyover country.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 07, 2014 07:02 AM (IHK0Z)

216 I thought it was the same person. It seems quite logical that some leftist drone who ran as a Democrat for Congress and didn't win would end up on MSNBC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 11:00 AM (XyM/Y)



She should have learned how to suck harder.  Maybe she would have made it to CNN.




Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 07:02 AM (GQ8sn)

217 OT: I'm watching Season 8 of 24. It isn't too bad but the number of viewers dropped drastically for that season. Am I wrong and it really sucks? I'm only up to episode 9 and I am a bit tired of all the torture (seems like only Jack gets tortured) and Chloe's mean looks. TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!!!!

Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 07:02 AM (3U9Bd)

218 128 I guess you never read about the coup d'etat led by Sgt Samuel Doe in Liberia or saw the pictures of the execution of the previous government. It was pretty much the method you described except the firing squad kept missing. It was a harbinger of the level of competence displayed by the new Liberian government over the years they were in power. There is no system so foolproof that some fool cannot defeat it.

Posted by: obnoxious A-Hole at May 07, 2014 07:02 AM (PD6iL)

219

Krystal Ball as Santa (it's a google images link, and no outright nudity)

 

http://tinyurl.com/k5knvp6

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 07, 2014 07:03 AM (eytER)

220 incidentally, hahahaha @ "fibs" obama LIES. Where's Ace?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 07:03 AM (dgQqG)

221 Searchlight Strangler is certifiably insane. “While the Koch brothers admit to not being experts on the matter, these billionaire oil tycoons are certainly… experts at contributing to climate change. That’s what they do very well. They are one of the main causes of this. Not a cause, the main cause,” Reid said.

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 07:03 AM (fWAjv)

222 It isn't too bad but the number of viewers dropped drastically for that season. Am I wrong and it really sucks? I'm only up to episode 9 and I am a bit tired of all the torture (seems like only Jack gets tortured) and Chloe's mean looks.


It gets fucking ridiculous closer to the end.

Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 07:05 AM (GQ8sn)

223 TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!!!! The best seasons were when they had muzzies as the bad guys. And Chloe? Yeah, I'd hit it so hard her grandmother would want a cigarette afterwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 07:05 AM (0HooB)

224 Krystal Ball as Santa (it's a google images link, and no outright nudity)



That's her husband?   The little brother from "Growing Pains"?


Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 07:06 AM (GQ8sn)

225 A chick actually named "Krystal Ball".........WTF with the parents?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2014 07:06 AM (AbFmZ)

226

Says right here in the style guide ... must use "noted pederast" for all mentions of Harry Reid.

 

And I have no idea if I spelled that right.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2014 07:07 AM (1KK/m)

227 It gets fucking ridiculous closer to the end. Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 11:05 AM (GQ8sn) Thanks.

Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 07:07 AM (3U9Bd)

228 If mankind were to intentionally attempt to change the temperature of the Earth by two degrees we would not be able to do it. The atmosphere is too large and there is not enough oil in the planet to warm it. Think about how much it costs to raise the temperature of your house during the winter. Your house is tiny compared to your share of the atmosphere.


The AGW argument is that we are doing accidentally what we can't do on purpose. The 'climate scientists' can't do simple arithmetic.

Posted by: An Observation [/i] [/s] [/b] [/u] at May 07, 2014 07:07 AM (ylhEn)

229 Regarding executions- I've often thought if you wanted no pain or awareness of death for the condemned- a kind of metal football helmet with 00 shotgun shells arranged to take out the major centers of the brain simultaneously would absolutely do the job. Messy? Yes. instantaneous? Yes. Painful? No. Humane? Yes. Easy peasy. Let's do this, America.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2014 07:07 AM (0cMkb)

230 There is no system so foolproof that some fool cannot defeat it. That pic of Jay Carney in the Idiot-proof Room yesterday comes close.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 07:08 AM (0HooB)

231 Something to think about (that I tweeted in bits): The "settled science" of Global Warming is today's version of the Eugenics movement - quackery to excuse atrocities. In early 20th cent, govts promoted Eugenic policies like they now promote Anti-Global Warming policies. Many Eugenics & AGW policies overlap - population control, abortion, limiting allowed activities.

Posted by: votermom at May 07, 2014 07:08 AM (GSIDW)

232 Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 11:03 AM (fWAjv)


I can't help but imagine that if the papers on his desk were examined, they'd be covered with doodles of hearts and practice signatures reading, "Mrs. Harry Koch."

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 07:08 AM (L8r/r)

233 The Rutgers violent protests against Condi Rice were the work of three Islamic student organizations, one of whom Advocates jihad on campus on their Facebook page, and an Islamic professor. They ensured they had representatives of the Lawyers Guild at the ready. This is a new tactic, to have jihadi sympathizers control campuses. Yet no one in any media, conservative or liberal, has asked, who are these protestors? The area around Rutgers has one of the largest Pakistani population in the country. Rutgers is becoming jihad u

Posted by: Thunderb at May 07, 2014 07:09 AM (zOTsN)

234 No  system is foolproof  because fools are ingenius.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2014 07:09 AM (BAS5M)

235 Both the Eugenics & AGW movements push for the elites to strictly control the common people.

Posted by: votermom at May 07, 2014 07:09 AM (GSIDW)

236

Nice catch votermom.

 

Care to wager if the Obamacare rationing boards will get in on that action ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2014 07:10 AM (1KK/m)

237 230 Regarding executions- I've often thought if you wanted no pain or awareness of death for the condemned- a kind of metal football helmet with 00 shotgun shells arranged to take out the major centers of the brain simultaneously would absolutely do the job. Messy? Yes. instantaneous? Yes. Painful? No. Humane? Yes. Easy peasy. Let's do this, America. Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2014 11:07 AM (0cMkb) That's very Jigsaw of you.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 07:10 AM (DrWcr)

238 Care to wager if the Obamacare rationing boards will get in on that action ? Obamacare would fit right into a 20th Century Eugenics Program.

Posted by: votermom at May 07, 2014 07:11 AM (GSIDW)

239 First it was irreversible global cooling. When that didn't fly, it was irreversible global warming. And when that didn't fly, it became irreversible fluctuation. The only play they have left is irreversible stasis.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 07, 2014 07:11 AM (a5ljo)

240 That's very Jigsaw of you.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 11:10 AM (DrWcr)



Get a bunch of prisoners in one room, gas them to unconsciousness, then when they wake up, tell them one of them swallowed the key that opens the door to freedom.




Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 07:12 AM (GQ8sn)

241 I watch a lot of documentaries and the science ones always have them flying all over the fucking world (they never heard of stock footage) and the obligatory shot where they are standing on top of some lone peak that can only be accessed by helicopter and the helicopter out of site flies around them filming what I call "the lone scientist" then they fucking lecture everyone else about carbon footprints. Maybe they buy those bogus carbon offsets and credits. So, it simply comes down to the haves and the have nots. If you have money, you are allowed to travel.

Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 07:13 AM (3U9Bd)

242

Let me be clear. There are some who say that the chicken has been fucked enough.  The debate is over, the science is settled.  We are the ones the chicken has been waiting for....

 

Posted by: BHO at May 07, 2014 07:13 AM (DErq5)

243 "People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide that the climate would go back to normal in 100 years or 200 years. " ========== This is the part that drives me insane. What exactly is this "normal" that we're supposed to be striving for? Is that a scientific term?

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 07:14 AM (/AHDz)

244 The AGW argument is that we are doing accidentally what we can't do on purpose. The 'climate scientists' can't do simple arithmetic. Posted by: An Observation at May 07, 2014 11:07 AM (ylhEn _______________ Brilliant, and absolutely correct.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 07:14 AM (32Ze2)

245

I'm watching Season 8 of 24.

 

16 seasons to go?  Now that is some binge watching.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 07:15 AM (JtwS4)

246 Genie Obama lower the oceans lower the temperatures ...the lower guy, aka subpar and "reset"

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 07:15 AM (gmrH5)

247 Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at May 07, 2014 11:11 AM (a5ljo) Even if you accept their argument that global warming is real, they still haven't made a convincing argument that we should fundamentally upset our nation's economy for it. Hell even if it's only 50 years out from complete catastrophe, we've let huge problems of similar scope merely hang on the horizon while we try to find a suitable solution before.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 07:15 AM (HDwDg)

248 Posted by: BHO at May 07, 2014 11:13 AM

Oh, fuck...

Posted by: The Chicken at May 07, 2014 07:15 AM (knoK7)

249 That's very Jigsaw of you. Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 11:10 AM (DrWcr) Nah. No torture involved. Very humane. Messy yes. You need more sleep Insomniac.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2014 07:15 AM (0cMkb)

250 They want us peasants to live in the cold and dark while they eat wagyu beef and get their second chakras released in their 14,000 sq. ft. mansions.
Luxury! When I was a young senator I ate steak tips and had only one chakra in my 5,000 sq. ft shack.

Posted by: Al Gore, Yorkshireman at May 07, 2014 07:16 AM (Ua6T/)

251 "What exactly is this "normal" that we're supposed to be striving for?" I believe the answer you'll get from most would be something along the lines of "what it felt like when I was a kid" or similar. Totally undefinable and random.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2014 07:16 AM (AbFmZ)

252 Let me just say-and it's totally irrelevant to anything we've been discussing-that I am thankful to God that I had a fairly boring life, and grew up before selfies and i phones, so that only embarrassing photos of me are just goofy normal ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 07:18 AM (XyM/Y)

253 You need more sleep Insomniac. Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2014 11:15 AM (0cMkb) I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 07:18 AM (DrWcr)

254 Tell me again how a couple of hayseed jerkoffs from Arkansas and Tennessee won in 1992? Oh, right, ... F'n Ross Perot.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 07:18 AM (dgQqG)

255 I believe the answer you'll get from most would be something along the lines of "what it felt like when I was a kid" or similar. Totally undefinable and random. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2014 11:16 AM (AbFmZ) If that's true that it needs to be a shit ton warmer . Heck even my parents have noticed that with the exception of 2012 (which was merely hot, not hot and humid) we've had some pretty mild summers.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 07:18 AM (HDwDg)

256 I believe the answer you'll get from most would be something along the lines of "what it felt like when I was a kid" or similar. Totally undefinable and random.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

When I want things to go back to the way it was when I was a younger, I'm called a racist or a sexist, or the wife has a headache.

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 07:18 AM (Y/JJM)

257

These Global Warming people convince me that some people are addicted to strife. When lacking adversity, they'll make some up.

 

Land these people on the most beautiful island, with unlimited food and entertainment ... and they'll eventually slit their own throats.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2014 07:18 AM (1KK/m)

258 Pug Bauer, I never watched 24. Last week I saw it was on demand & they wanted money to watch it. They let me watch Episode 1 & I liked it. When I tried to watch next one they wanted $1.99 or $2.99 for HD. That is all that I watched. I have Comcast & they put entire series on Streampix & it's free if you have certain packages. I thought it would be on Streampix but it isn't. I'm never going to watch 195 episodes. Cochran is a fan of it.

Posted by: Carol at May 07, 2014 07:18 AM (gjOCp)

259  The area around Rutgers has one of the largest Pakistani population in the country. Rutgers is becoming jihad u

Posted by: Thunderb at May 07, 2014 11:09 AM (zOTsN)



It must have been that shit hole New Brunswick that attracted them. I hate that fucking area.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2014 07:19 AM (FMbng)

260 Can you imagine running to R's from AR and TN in 2016? holy shit, the media would be breathless

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 07:19 AM (dgQqG)

261 I like beans with ketchup, George.

Posted by: Krystal Ball at May 07, 2014 07:19 AM (0cMkb)

262 I had totally forgotten about the Krystal Ball Santa pics.  Hit that, I would.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2014 07:20 AM (sjdRT)

263 I never watched 24. Last week I saw it was on demand & they wanted money to watch it. They let me watch Episode 1 & I liked it.


The first season where most of the early eps were in actual real-time, it was pretty good.  The concept was unique for tv.  Later on as the seasons progressed, there were some crazy plots that stretched the usual amount of suspension of disbelief you have to have when watching stuff like this.


Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 07:21 AM (GQ8sn)

264 The saddest part of this AGW Hoax? Not hearing the few questions we pose here posed by the MFM.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 07:21 AM (0HooB)

265 It's called "taqiyyah," lying to advance your holy cause.

Posted by: Mindy at May 07, 2014 07:22 AM (FBjwb)

266 "If that's true that it needs to be a shit ton warmer " Zackly. The "way it use to be" can mean a Hell of a lot of things but that's about the only answer they have. As stated above, I've never seen or heard what the perfect summer temp or winter temp should be. All I hear is cooler than this and conversely warmer than this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 07, 2014 07:22 AM (AbFmZ)

267 Isn't April earth worship month? Why are they nattering on about this now? Our local news outlets also covered the breathless report of climate disruption yesterday with plenty of "what this will mean to the northwest" stories. From comments on their news sites though, they weren't able to very convincingly sell it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 07, 2014 07:22 AM (+0txR)

268 In terms of NJ shitholes, New Brunswick is not bad.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 07, 2014 07:22 AM (zOTsN)

269 I'm waiting for the story line from MSM and Carney that there is now indisputable scientific evidence that climate change causes political incompetence and that peer reviewed scientific theory predicts and once trillions are committed to addressing climate change, the Obama administration will instantly become competent.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 07:22 AM (BZAd3)

270 There is the dangerous assumption that this "normal" is very Rousseau like.  A pristine condition that existed before Man corrupted it.  That Man is a disease that must be extirpated from the Earth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 07:22 AM (6W127)

271 Are you going to be wearing a dildo on your nose when you hit her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 07:23 AM (XyM/Y)

272

"What exactly is this "normal" that we're supposed to be striving for?"

 

Easy.  Warmer than the continental ice sheets that chased the Neanderthals south and made us interbreed with those filthy proto-Scandis.

 

Cooler than the 8th century warming that allowed the Scandis to Viking their way all the way to North America by 1,000 AD.

 

Warmer than the 14th century cooling that chased the Scandis out of Vinland and Greenland.

 

Kind of like today would be good.  This is a Goldilocks day in the Northeast.

 

Except, "Man kann nichts so ertragen wie eine Reihe von schönen Tagen".  (Nothing is harder to take than a succession of beautiful days.  -- stupid shit Goethe said).

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 07:23 AM (JtwS4)

273 Are you going to be wearing a dildo on your nose when you hit her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 11:23 AM (XyM/Y)




He calls it the "Weirding Way".



Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 07:24 AM (GQ8sn)

274 Orwell was a damn genius. I believe he coined the word "duckspeak" ... perfect for the Global Warming prattle.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 07, 2014 07:24 AM (1KK/m)

275 OMG! They're worse than I thought! "“While the Koch brothers admit to not being experts on the matter, these billionaire oil tycoons are certainly… experts at contributing to climate change. That’s what they do very well. They are one of the main causes of this. Not a cause, the main cause,” Reid said."

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 07:24 AM (XUKZU)

276 Obama et al. algorians can't see past their own noses. That their own noses warm, change, disrupt is nothing new. OLD NEWS. Consider our Sun, our star, because IT affects our planet far more than the likes of surface creatures living on Earth. And consider those celestial bodies and phenomena that affect our Sun and our system's planetary neighbors, our moon, which affects us. Consider where our solar system and our galaxy are in context with all other galaxies as everything is flying through space, influencing each others circumstances as things go. Until Obama et algorian peabrains reside in "green" homes that consume no fuel, totally self sustaining, requiring/using absolutely NO tax funded subsidies or investments, they can stfu.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 07:24 AM (gmrH5)

277 New Brunswick is o.k. and they have some lovely old building on campus including their chapel. I wouldn't want to go to a university campus in Camden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 07:25 AM (XyM/Y)

278 In terms of NJ shitholes, New Brunswick is not bad.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 07, 2014 11:22 AM (zOTsN)



Well true, Newark makes it look like Beverly Hills.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 07, 2014 07:25 AM (FMbng)

279 >Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 11:23 AM (XyM/Y)<



Wasn't planning on it.  Don't want her calling me Pinocchio at the height of passion.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2014 07:25 AM (sjdRT)

280 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 11:22 AM (6W127) Yep; That's it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 07:26 AM (XyM/Y)

281 Someone here wondered when the phrase "climate terror" would replace "climate change." I think "climate terrorist" is an accurate name for these jagoffs as they're openly calling for the murder of those who won't support the destruction of the US economy in the name of Gaia.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge at May 07, 2014 07:26 AM (o1CfD)

282 >He calls it the "Weirding Way".

Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 11:24 AM (GQ8sn)<




You've been reading my press releases.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2014 07:26 AM (sjdRT)

283 I've always believed that Environmentalist types had no problem with SUV's and McMansions--as long as upper-middle class white college-professor types like themselves (the right sort of people)  were the only ones buying them. As soon as the economy expanded (thanks mostly to Reagan) and regular people started getting them, they were the cause of Climate change/ Global warming.

Posted by: Used Car Dealer at May 07, 2014 07:26 AM (rxYgg)

284 Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 11:24 AM (gmrH5 I hate that a bunch of rich people in Ward 1 of my city managed to pass a law that means we all pay a "Green energy" tax on our freaking power bills. Remarkable. It's been tried to be undone, but to no avail because "the children."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 07:26 AM (HDwDg)

285 The saddest part of this AGW Hoax? Not hearing the few questions we pose here posed by the MFM.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 07, 2014 11:21 AM (0HooB)


I think what's even worse is not the lack of questions but the active cheerleading from the MFM. 

Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 07:27 AM (kAniV)

286 I don't know about the perfect temp, but there is the perfect date.

Miss Congeniality (2000) Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

Posted by: Bruce at May 07, 2014 07:27 AM (Y/JJM)

287 Claiming that global warming is reversible is the carrot to the warmists' stick. But it's just not true according to their own scientists. Its simple... they KNOW you can't reverse something YOU did not cause in the first place. There is NO CO2 caused MANMADE global warming....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2014 07:28 AM (84gbM)

288 Tell me about the rabbits, George.

Posted by: Krystal Ball at May 07, 2014 07:28 AM (0cMkb)

289 Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket. Hard to argue with that.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2014 07:28 AM (SzooW)

290 They say that warming is here to stay and that it's going to get worse. The one thing these scientists haven't discussed is what is the optimal climate on this planet for the creatures living on it. Polar bear numbers have gone up a lot over the 30 or so years the Canucks have been counting them. That means the prey species are also up, a lot, over the same period. Oh, god, caribou farts! Anyway, wake me up when England grows grapes that rival those of France. Oh, I brought up that pesky little Medieval Warm Period that those scientists try so hard to deny ever happened...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 07, 2014 07:28 AM (VvOZ5)

291 I love when they call actors to testify before congress. For example: Ben Affleck Expert on Africa and Card Counting.

Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 07:28 AM (3U9Bd)

292 Wasn't planning on it. Don't want her calling me Pinocchio at the height of passion. Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2014 11:25 AM (sjdRT) Lie to me, baby! LIE TO ME!! OH GOD, YES!!!

Posted by: Krystal Ball at May 07, 2014 07:28 AM (DrWcr)

293 From the Washington Free Beacon FB page, its our Sec. of State Jon Carey hard at work kicking a soccer ball on the tarmac while on the phone.

http://tinyurl.com/nalbff3

Caption this?

"Sure Theresa, a case of Old Reserve for tonight?  No problem.  And a gallon of milk.  Yes."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 07:28 AM (6W127)

294 They are predicting rain here today. I fear the consequences.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 07:29 AM (BZAd3)

295 Lie to me, baby! LIE TO ME!! OH GOD, YES!!!

Posted by: Krystal Ball at May 07, 2014 11:28 AM (DrWcr)


It's supposed to be:  LIE!  TELL THE TRUTH!  LIE!  TELL THE TRUTH!  LIE!  TELL THE TRUTH!!!



Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 07:29 AM (GQ8sn)

296 I hate that a bunch of rich people in Ward 1 of my city managed to pass a law that means we all pay a "Green energy" tax on our freaking power bills.

Remarkable.

It's been tried to be undone, but to no avail because "the children."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 07, 2014 11:26 AM (HDwDg)


Well in Maryland we have the rain tax.  So we have that going for us...

Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 07:29 AM (kAniV)

297 Warmer than the 14th century cooling that chased the Scandis out of Vinland and Greenland.
I don't like your attitude, Pal.

Posted by: axe weilding iceback at May 07, 2014 07:29 AM (Ua6T/)

298 279, plenty of nice places in NJ, but it's a small state, so you're never more than a stone's throw from a "diverse" shithole.

Posted by: Used Car Dealer at May 07, 2014 07:30 AM (rxYgg)

299 263 I had totally forgotten about the Krystal Ball Santa pics. Hit that, I would. Yeah, not seeing it. The hitting part that is. Just means there is more for you to hit...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 07, 2014 07:30 AM (VvOZ5)

300 Newark makes it look like Beverly Hills. What are you talking about? It's the Renaissance City!

Posted by: Corey Booker at May 07, 2014 07:30 AM (SzooW)

301 27 The Koch Brothers

Why have one Emmanuel Goldstein when you can have two?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 10:06 AM (7ObY1)


-------------------------------

That's so good I wish I had written it.

I recently saw the 1956 Hollywood version of Orwell's 1984 on youtube. There was a time when at least some in Hollywood were worried about the prospect of a leftist dictatorship. Today, Hollywood can't wait for it to arrive. It's remarkable to me how much Orwell got right, especially the surveillance state, the all seeing eye of the Telescreen monitored by the Thought Police.

Posted by: Mandatory Punishment at May 07, 2014 07:31 AM (oTwPH)

302 Is there any fib for which that this malignant turd of a SCOAMF won't get a free pass? Hasn't been one yet...

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 07, 2014 07:31 AM (KbrNh)

303 Me, I'm ready for a new Ice Age. With War Mammoths n' shit...

Posted by: Stu-22 at May 07, 2014 07:32 AM (KbrNh)

304 Alright Morons, this thread is getting a bit squachy and I need to do some work.  Don't trash the place K?

Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 07:32 AM (kAniV)

305 269 In terms of NJ shitholes, New Brunswick is not bad.

Posted by: Thunderb at May 07, 2014 11:22 AM (zOTsN)


Compared to Newark and Camden, just about anywhere outside of Detroit is not bad.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2014 07:33 AM (RD7QR)

306 >It's supposed to be: LIE! TELL THE TRUTH! LIE! TELL THE TRUTH! LIE! TELL THE TRUTH!!!

Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)<



YOU'RE SMART!  YOU'RE DUMB! YOU'RE SMART!  YOU'RE DUMB!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2014 07:33 AM (sjdRT)

307


Polar bear numbers have gone up a lot over the 30 or so years the Canucks have been counting them. That means the prey species are also up, a lot, over the same period.

 

But didn't you see that lonely polar bear stranded on the last iceberg? 

 

I was outraged when some stupid H8rs at NatGeo said that polar bears routinely swim 30 miles in the sea and only climb up on icebergs to spot seals to kill. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 07:33 AM (JtwS4)

308 I just can't get over that no one has asked who these Rutgers protestors are?

Posted by: Thunderb at May 07, 2014 07:34 AM (zOTsN)

309 I l think that whatever Krystal Ball looks like-I'd still be embarrassed later that I had slept with a dope who knows so little about George Orwell and his writing that she thinks "Animal Farm" is a critique-not of Stalin and communism-but of capitalism. My son read "Animal Farm" when he was 12. Even he knew it wasn't a critique of capitalism. She has some equally dim witted remarks available on the internet about other issues including child rearing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 07:34 AM (XyM/Y)

310 309 I just can't get over that no one has asked who these Rutgers protestors are? Posted by: Thunderb at May 07, 2014 11:34 AM (zOTsN) Mustn't upset the head-chopping goatfuckers.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 07:35 AM (DrWcr)

311 FenelonSpoke, Krystal Ball and others like her are just smart enough to be useful tools but not bright enough to actually be curious and dangerous.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 07:35 AM (6W127)

312 Everytime a Democrat politician proposes a new carbon tax/regulation, conservatives should ask them how much will this new regulation decrease the Earth's temperature. 

And keep asking that over and over obnoxiously until the American public understands this is politics masquerading as science.

Posted by: McAdams at May 07, 2014 07:36 AM (CIIco)

313 The global warming fools won't be happy until we line up people and cows for mass extermination.

What they are chasing is not the climate, it is autocratic control over the human race.

They are all kooks and quackpots. They are also despots.

You want my cow and wood burning stove? You'll have to pry it from mt dead kung-fu grip fingers. You dumb fuckers. I've had enough of this shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2014 07:36 AM (GGCsk)

314 Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 11:29 AM (kAniV) I do pay a "storm water tax" but I pay it to the sewer district that manages the storm water sewers. So...we'll call it a wash (actually I think they just got ordered to refund it because it was declared an illegal rate hike.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 07:36 AM (HDwDg)

315 304 Me, I'm ready for a new Ice Age. With War Mammoths n' shit... Oliphants, you say? well, remember, one does not simply walk into Newark.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at May 07, 2014 07:36 AM (VvOZ5)

316 There is NO CO2 caused MANMADE global warming.... Not true. It is a fact that CO2 is a "greenhouse gas", and that humans have increased the concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere. One can acknowledge those facts while also observing that human influence on climate is much, much lower than the alarmists claim.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2014 07:37 AM (SY2Kh)

317 >310 I l think that whatever Krystal Ball looks like-I'd still be embarrassed later that I had slept with a dope who knows so little about George Orwell and his writing that she thinks "Animal Farm" is a critique-not of Stalin and communism-but of capitalism. My son read "Animal Farm" when he was 12. Even he knew it wasn't a critique of capitalism. She has some equally dim witted remarks available on the internet about other issues including child rearing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 11:34 AM (XyM/Y)<



Sometimes alcohol IS the answer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2014 07:37 AM (sjdRT)

318 Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2014 11:36 AM (GGCsk) Between Feed prices.... due to ethanol... Government controlled lack of Water for grazing... Herds are now at the same level as they were in 1953.... when we had almost EXACTLY half the amount of people in the US we do today. They already are winning...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2014 07:38 AM (84gbM)

319 Dinosaurs did way more CO2 than we can

Posted by: Thunderb at May 07, 2014 07:38 AM (zOTsN)

320 Speaking of Oiliphants in the room, the greatest greenhouse gas is .... wait for it ....   is water vapor!

But there are no calls to control it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 07:38 AM (6W127)

321 Obama lies about everything. It's all theater. He just claimed that US/Israel relations are close. WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2014 07:38 AM (8zTpe)

322 O.K. Muad'dib. I'd forgive you for sleeping with her as long as you weren't sober. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 07:38 AM (XyM/Y)

323 All the " climate scientists" and their cronies really know is how to line their pocketAll the " climate scientists" and their cronies really know is how to line their pockets. Defund it. The science is settled? Great. We don't fund settled science.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2014 07:39 AM (1UzRc)

324 Muad'dib, err Uso, sometimes the Water of Life is the only answer after encountering such as Krystal Ball.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 07:39 AM (6W127)

325 Sometimes alcohol IS the answer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2014 11:37 AM (sjdRT)


Depends on how horny you are. With a woman with Krystal's personality, the beer goggles are never, ever thick enough.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2014 07:40 AM (RD7QR)

326 "Orwell was a damn genius." Clever, Eric Arthur Blair (1903-1950), dark British humor. He certainly knew how to illustrate what was going down in his inner circle of British elitists. Stupid (literacy aside) people today think he was a proponent of Socialism, because animal farm is how things "ought" to be, after all. /Resistance, futile, assimilated./ But if you're looking for "prophetic" go back another generation to H.G. Wells (Herbert George Wells, 21 September 1866 – 13 August 1946). Genres: science fiction, social science history, and future history. The Outline of History The Time Machine The Invisible Man The Island of Doctor Moreau The War of the Worlds The First Men in the Moon The Shape of Things to Come

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 07:40 AM (gmrH5)

327 325 Muad'dib, err Uso, sometimes the Water of Life is the only answer after encountering such as Krystal Ball. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 11:39 AM (6W127) The Sleeper has awakened! And wishes he was still asleep...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 07:40 AM (DrWcr)

328 But there are no calls to control it. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide Vapor!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 07:40 AM (0HooB)

329 The media is just a collection of assholes who take it upon themselves to keep facts OUT of news stories. Yes, it was Muslim students it protested Rice at Rutgers, but I'm sure they were egged on by faculty.

Posted by: Used Car Dealer at May 07, 2014 07:41 AM (rxYgg)

330 " It is a fact that CO2 is a "greenhouse gas", and that humans have increased the concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere" O G-d, where to start...

Posted by: Facepalm 101 at May 07, 2014 07:41 AM (gXRIG)

331 Speaking of Oiliphants in the room, the greatest greenhouse gas is .... wait for it .... is water vapor!

But there are no calls to control it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 11:38 AM (6W127)


Simple, they can't figure out a way to tax it yet.  Once they do, watch out.

Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 07:41 AM (kAniV)

332 This morning I;
- Fed the cow and extra gassy diet
- Ran a few extra miles for more carbon dioxide output
- Spun donuts for a half-hour in my car and took the long way to work
- Threw a bunch of plastic water bottles in the "garbage only" bin
- Left the wood burning stove running
= Left the heat on

And I am pretty sure the sink water and toilet are running

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2014 07:41 AM (GGCsk)

333 Thanks, EC, But I have no intention of paying to watch 24. Maybe no one will pay for all the episodes & they will put them on Streampix. I am answering one email & going outside to plant my roses. Some have been soaking in water for three weeks. I hope everyone has a nice day. Rove is on FNC! Time to retire him along with Juan Williams, Huckabee & Geraldo.

Posted by: Carol at May 07, 2014 07:41 AM (gjOCp)

334 332 Speaking of Oiliphants in the room, the greatest greenhouse gas is .... wait for it .... is water vapor! But there are no calls to control it. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 11:38 AM (6W127) Simple, they can't figure out a way to tax it yet. Once they do, watch out. Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (kAniV) *furiously scribbling notes*

Posted by: Bill de Blasio at May 07, 2014 07:42 AM (DrWcr)

335 And I am pretty sure the sink water and toilet are running

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (GGCsk)


That would warm the cockles of my heart if I had one.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2014 07:42 AM (RD7QR)

336 Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2014 11:37 AM (SY2Kh) CO2 is a Greenhouse gas... but it can only absorb existing energy.... energy produced by the Sun, or the blackbody radiation of the earth. In its Absorption bands... ALL that energy is already being absorbed by a combination of CO2 and Water Vapor.... and has been for a LONG time. Adding more CO2 will not add to the warming effect it has.... it reached its point of warming equilibrium long long ago. Other gases.... such as ozone? have not reached their peak of warming.... we need to worry about those... but CO2? has always been a canard... which is why their 'models' do not work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2014 07:42 AM (84gbM)

337 >325 Muad'dib, err Uso, sometimes the Water of Life is the only answer after encountering such as Krystal Ball.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 11:39 AM (6W127)<



Dang, that stuff tastes awful.  Its Usul btw.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2014 07:42 AM (sjdRT)

338 >>They already are winning...<<

In NY we have plenty of water and feed is not that bad.

Unfortunately they are trying to kill farming with taxes though.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2014 07:43 AM (GGCsk)

339 Other gases.... such as ozone? have not reached their peak of warming.... we need to worry about those... but CO2? has always been a canard... which is why their 'models' do not work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2014 11:42 AM (84gbM)


The "models" work just fine, once they massage the numbers going in...

Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 07:43 AM (kAniV)

340 Smells like desperation. I mean, when you've even got the writers of Doctor Who mocking the AGW cult, you've pretty much lost the evangelical battle.

Posted by: Saber Alter at May 07, 2014 07:44 AM (8V74Y)

341 Rather than 24, I have been binge watching "Spiral" on Netflix. Since I don't speak French, I have to read the subtitles. It is an interesting show with lots of gory murders and an interesting view on how the French, at least some French, view their own country and its legal system. I would compare it to Chicago. The place is completely corrupt. Everybody knows it is completely corrupt and nobody can imagine any other kind of system. It is also interesting that judges participate in stake outs and it seems to be trivially easy to get wiretaps. The police also seem to smack around prisoners during interrogation in a manner that would probably get most US cops fired or would at least get any confession thrown out in court. On the other hand, although the French cops carry guns, they made a big deal about a female who had a collapsible baton that she used to defend herself when somebody attacked her. From time to time the lawyers will talk about the superiority of their legal system to the Anglo-Saxon model but it seems to be mainly a half remembered intellectual argument based on leftist premises of class and equality and they are all pretty cynical about it. The show has the same actor who plays the French window dresser in "Mr Selfridge" who looks kind of like Don Draper.

Posted by: obnoxious A-Hole at May 07, 2014 07:44 AM (PD6iL)

342 This story about 'John Doe' warrants in WI is in reality, the story of Obama: http://tinyurl.com/lgp5b7d I mean literally. The story of Obama.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 07:44 AM (BZAd3)

343 Avast, mateys, tis clear to me that these blowhard landlubbers spouting this hot air be the true cause of any global warming that my have occurred. Keel haul them all, then all will be well.

Posted by: Pirate Pelf Lucre at May 07, 2014 07:45 AM (wN82N)

344

331 -

 

I usually just start by saying "there goes Hollowhead, being a hollowhead again,"  and leave it at that. 

Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2014 07:45 AM (TOk1P)

345 Romeo, you're being nice, trying to 'splain and all, but the science is settled, dontchaknow?

Posted by: Facepalm 101 at May 07, 2014 07:46 AM (gXRIG)

346 CO2 is a Greenhouse gas... but it can only absorb existing energy.... energy produced by the Sun, or the blackbody radiation of the earth. In its Absorption bands... ALL that energy is already being absorbed by a combination of CO2 and Water Vapor.... and has been for a LONG time. Cite? I'm not sure I believe that given how low the CO2 concentration is.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2014 07:46 AM (SY2Kh)

347 Other gases.... such as ozone? have not reached their peak of warming.... we need to worry about those... but CO2? has always been a canard... which is why their 'models' do not work. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2014 11:42 AM (84gbM) Heretic!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 07:47 AM (BZAd3)

348 Rove is on FNC! Time to retire him along with Juan Williams, Huckabee & Geraldo. Posted by: Carol at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (gjOCp) I just see that ham with glasses picture when I see Rove now.

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 07:47 AM (fWAjv)

349 I feel like I'm living in an insane asylum. Actually, they got rid of those, didn't they? That would explain things.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2014 07:47 AM (zoehZ)

350 I thought that George Orwell was a socialist, though his books clearly make the case against socialism.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 07, 2014 07:47 AM (+0txR)

351 Usul?  Uso?  Hansel?  Gretel?

"Run for your lives children for the Wicked Witch Pelosi wishes to eat you."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 07:47 AM (6W127)

352 >>Obama Is Getting A Pass On Global Warming Fibs<<

Of course he is. Like the economy, Benghazi, our deteriorating foreign policy, the takeover of healthcare, taxes, using the justice department to undermine our constitution, using executive orders and executive departments to usurp the power of Congress and.. I don't know about 20 other things...

And you're surprised because??

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2014 07:47 AM (GGCsk)

353 "Run for your lives children for the Wicked Witch Pelosi wishes to eat you." Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 11:47 AM (6W127) Don't worry. We got this.

Posted by: Hansel and Gretel, Witch Hunters at May 07, 2014 07:48 AM (DrWcr)

354 I'm sure everyone has pointed out what global warming? At least from the last decade or so. You know what's going to reverse the hell out of global warming? If the Sun continues to be all heh heh heh oh you thought you puny humans could affect the entire planet's climate? Heh heh heh lemme just go into a minimum just to show you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 07, 2014 07:48 AM (mf5HN)

355 He just claimed that US/Israel relations are close. WTF? Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2014 11:38 AM (8zTpe) I agree with you thoroughly in trouncing "You Lie!" Obama. His entire life is a lie. That said ... They're no further apart than ever if you consider the relations between the peoples of those two nations, or between political allies such as Mitt 'n Bibi, or even between Israel and the 2009 Obama administration compared to today's. "Words, just words."

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 07:49 AM (gmrH5)

356 I think you mean when not if Alex.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 07, 2014 07:49 AM (+0txR)

357 355. amen, sister.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 07:50 AM (gmrH5)

358 All the " climate scientists" and their cronies really know is how to line their pocketAll the " climate scientists" and their cronies really know is how to line their pockets. Defund it. The science is settled? Great. We don't fund settled science. Posted by: AmishDude This! x1,000,000.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 07:50 AM (aJd5W)

359 Posted by: Hansel and Gretel, Witch Hunters at May 07, 2014 11:48 AM (DrWcr) Hahaha! Grimm.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 07:51 AM (gmrH5)

360 I thought the Sun had already gone into Chillax mode?

AlextheChick, did not know this Godzilla event was happening.
http://youtu.be/ShXqU-F7ZjE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 07:51 AM (6W127)

361 "Mr. or Ms. AGW Proponent (I really can't tell), what would you be doing if you weren't a "climate scientist?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 07:52 AM (0HooB)

362 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 07, 2014 11:48 AM

At which point they'll go straight back to the 70s and start screaming about global cooling.  There's no reasoning involved here.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 07, 2014 07:52 AM (knoK7)

363 Off, avian sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2014 07:52 AM (knoK7)

364 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (6W127) If memory serves the sun is right about at the peak of it's maximum. But it was a very weak maximum, so we'll see what happens next.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 07:52 AM (HDwDg)

365 No More C02! Sing it, Bro!!!!

Posted by: Pele at May 07, 2014 07:52 AM (l1oyw)

366 The most recent Globull Warming Eleventy! Crisis is re-emerging for the usual reason (and to paraphrase Crayon Joe):

It's a big fucking squirrel.

Posted by: eureka! at May 07, 2014 07:53 AM (GPlyy)

367 Yes, we know you're not sure. "concentration" in this application (by that you probably don't really mean "concentration", but hey, that's the popsci term) is irrelevant. Cite? Seriously? You know of some other source of atmospheric energy besides the Sun? It's time for you to "cite" something other than babble.

Posted by: I'm not sure at May 07, 2014 07:53 AM (gXRIG)

368 Mr. or Ms. AGW Proponent (I really can't tell), what would you be doing if you weren't a "climate scientist?" Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (0HooB) They'd probably be in my field trying to make an argument for eugenics or overpopulation or "public health."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 07:53 AM (HDwDg)

369 If Moochzilla would stop eating tamales, that would probably stop global warming.

Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2014 07:54 AM (un0yB)

370 Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2014 11:46 AM (SY2Kh) Its a combination of CO2 and water vapor... but here you go.... http://preview.tinyurl.com/ohf9yzw Note, all the energy in CO2 bands is already being absorbed... thus the only way to get warmer is to add ENERGY (like Venus would have... as it both gets more energy from the sun, and has a higher surface temp so greater blackbody radiation).

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2014 07:54 AM (84gbM)

371 Bwaaa haa aahaaa haaaa This is one pissed off little lib shit. http://tinyurl.com/luax8zb (youtube) Tossed at :10 then LIB RAGE!!!!

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 07:55 AM (fWAjv)

372 And I don't know if that is a boy or girl.

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 07:55 AM (fWAjv)

373 Uh, someone at the State Dept. just said we need another Intafada to get Israel on board w/peace negotiations. Kerry has been loudly blaming Israel for his recent failure in peace talks. The US renewed talks w/Iran re: nukes, which Iran has stated they will use to "wipe Israel off the map.". The Obama admin has revealed several of Israel's secrets, such as the Stuxnet virus and the location of a secret base. Then there's just the general rudeness in the way Obama treats Bib, such as the time he made him wait at the WH while he went and had dinner. I'd say things are A LOT worse since 2009.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2014 07:55 AM (8zTpe)

374 I think you mean when not if Alex. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 07, 2014 11:49 AM (+0txR) Point. AP, that is awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 07, 2014 07:56 AM (mf5HN)

375 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 07, 2014 11:48 AM (mf5HN)



I've had arguments with Gaia-worshippers about that.  They'll list all the supposed man-made causes of climate-whatever-they're-calling-it-this-week.  I'll point out that that big ball of fire in the sky might have something to do with the climate...and they will stammer for a moment, then insist that it doesn't.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 07:57 AM (L8r/r)

376 I'd say things are A LOT worse since 2009. Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2014 11:55 AM (8zTpe) Yeah.... because lobbing Missiles at Israel every day just aint enough....

Posted by: PLO advisor to John Kerry at May 07, 2014 07:57 AM (84gbM)

377 we also don't have a clue as to actual CO2 levels, as our measures are via proxy's that (surprise, surprise) don't always line up with current levels. For example, the "ice core" studies, often trotted out to show CO2 levels, ignore the reality that all gasses (that is, a "gas" at sea level/room temps) undergo changes w/the temp and pressure changes of thousands of feet of ice (and time). It's all sad, really, to realize that Ike was right with his warning against the Science Government complex...

Posted by: Of course, at May 07, 2014 07:58 AM (gXRIG)

378 Obama's Getting A Pass On Fibs.

FIFY.


Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at May 07, 2014 07:59 AM (25HWz)

379

This is like my argument against funding PBS to a bunch of stay at home moms on facebook defending Romney- I said "no one is watching it anyway." - they said "Everyone is watching it!!!!!!"  I said "so you are now saying it can compete on its on merits and still needs no funding lol"

Me "global warming is not real so we do not need to eliminate trillions unilaterally from or econonmy"  Them - "it is soooooo real and sooooo catastrophic we are doomed"  Me - "Sooooo if there is nothing we can do about it anyway we do not need to eliminate trillions unilaterally from our economy."

Posted by: MacGootbone at May 07, 2014 07:59 AM (t4bIp)

380 If Moochzilla would stop eating tamales, that would probably stop global warming.

Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2014 11:54 AM (un0yB)



But that would be racist! (The not eating Mexican food part)

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2014 07:59 AM (L8r/r)

381 285 Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 11:24 AM (gmrH5 -- I hate that a bunch of rich people in Ward 1 of my city managed to pass a law that means we all pay a "Green energy" tax on our freaking power bills. Remarkable. It's been tried to be undone, but to no avail because "the children." Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 07, 2014 11:26 AM (HDwDg) == Chief Justice Roberts hasn't the brains, guts 'n balls to call the Green Energy Tax for what it is. FRAUD, piracy and highway robbery. Convict the algorian fraudsters and throw them in a Maricopa County jail for life. They'll with they HAD produced green energy out of hot air and our tax funds. The only thing "green" about it is the fiat money that ain't even a greenback no mo' taken from the serfs to stuff into elitist bank accounts. There is no production of green energy, only more TARP type cons. But you knew that. Thanks (No Really!)

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 07:59 AM (gmrH5)

382 Yeah?  Well, you're going to get a 'climate change' tax and you're going to like it.  Or else, you're racist and old and a Republican and you don't like Beyonce.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 07, 2014 07:59 AM (OZmbA)

383 372 Bwaaa haa aahaaa haaaa This is one pissed off little lib shit. http://tinyurl.com/luax8zb (youtube) Tossed at :10 then LIB RAGE!!!! Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 11:55 AM (fWAjv) YOUR SIGN IS FUCKING OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!! Irony, thy name is left-wing nutjob. By the by, could anybody make out what the sign said? I couldn't read it.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 08:00 AM (DrWcr)

384 383- you forgot "white"

Posted by: Of course, at May 07, 2014 08:00 AM (gXRIG)

385 And I don't know if that is a boy or girl. It sounds like it's about 5. "I don't like you!!111!" sounds really funny in that high a pitch. And I'd have pressed assault and battery charges. Don't be weak and don't let them get away with their bullshit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 08:00 AM (0HooB)

386 Remember learning about the ice age? When sheets of ice over 1 mile thick covered North America? A million years ago.....Well, just how did they melt? There were no cars, trains, planes, power plants, cow farts. When the eco-fascists answer that question, I might spare them from the guillotine.

Posted by: Merryem Ployer at May 07, 2014 08:00 AM (Jm/pX)

387 I shocked, shocked to find lies coming from this Administration.

Posted by: your winnings, sir at May 07, 2014 08:01 AM (QupBk)

388 Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 11:55 AM

No audio on my machine at work, but that lib toss should be a gif.  It warmed my subcockle region almost as well as corgi puppies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2014 08:01 AM (knoK7)

389 YOUR SIGN IS FUCKING OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!! Irony, thy name is left-wing nutjob. By the by, could anybody make out what the sign said? I couldn't read it. Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 12:00 PM (DrWcr) In the comments someone said it was something about homosexuality and masturbation. Doesn't really matter though. The real draw is the crying little baby getting tossed on the ground like a piece of trash. I laughed at how quickly he got slapped down.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 07, 2014 08:02 AM (oFCZn)

390 Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 12:00 PM (DrWcr) It was your pretty standard "Judgment is coming" sign. Included "Masturbators, Thieves, liars, homosexuals." I'm not one for the "You have sinned!!" crowd myself, but the reaction was waaaaayyyyyyy over the top. I have my thoughts about why.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 08:02 AM (HDwDg)

391 Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2014 11:54 AM (un0yB) You say tamale. I thought Bummer said Moocher forked his hand when he tried to serve himself an enchilada. High maintenance Moocher takes the whole enchilada.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 08:03 AM (gmrH5)

392 Did anyone see that picture of willow smith (will and jadas daughter) who is 13 in bed with 20 year old Moises arias? She is clothed, his shirt is off. He posted it then people freaked so he deleted it but then she posted it. I suppose Will and Jada are perfectly happy with it though

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 07, 2014 08:03 AM (+0txR)

393 Obama gets a pass on passing gas, further intensifying global warming.

Posted by: bergerbildee at May 07, 2014 08:03 AM (8MjqI)

394 Not really that long ago. By the time the first settlements were around what we would call Jericho, there were still huge ice sheets across where many live, work, and play right now.

Posted by: A million years ago at May 07, 2014 08:03 AM (gXRIG)

395 By the by, could anybody make out what the sign said? I couldn't read it. Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 12:00 PM (DrWcr) WARNING MASTURBATORS (something) LIARS DRUNKARDS FORNICATORS HOMOSEXUALS JUDGEMENT DAY ------ And I don't care what the sign says, I just love seeing the special snowflake get pissy.

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 08:03 AM (fWAjv)

396 It was your pretty standard "Judgment is coming" sign.

Included "Masturbators, Thieves, liars, homosexuals."


Given that it was a college kid I'm guessing at least one of those accusations was a little too close to the bone for him. Probably more than one.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2014 08:04 AM (RD7QR)

397 At which point they'll go straight back to the 70s and start screaming about global cooling. There's no reasoning involved here. Actually, their reasoning is pretty simple. 1) They want to control the fuck out of people's lives (and kill a couple billion poor brown foreign people and/or white Americans for fun and profit) 2) They think people are stupid (and face it, they might not be wrong on this). These things lead to 3) Make up a bunch of shit that sounds scary so stupid people will cede control over their lives (and look the other way when they start killing a couple billion poor brown foreign people and white Americans for fun and profit)

Posted by: HR at May 07, 2014 08:05 AM (/kI1Q)

398 Given that it was a college kid I'm guessing at least one of those accusations was a little too close to the bone for him. Probably more than one.

Care to guess which one???

Posted by: TImon at May 07, 2014 08:05 AM (kAniV)

399 Care to guess which one???


Drunkard?

Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 08:06 AM (GQ8sn)

400 Posted by: HR at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM

Sorry, I meant actual scientific reasoning.  BS justification for their communist wet dreams?  That goes without saying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2014 08:06 AM (knoK7)

401 And we got these neat-o new black uniforms with the armbands, cool beans automatic weapons and très chic hob-nail boots for kicking in the doors of the deniers - FORWARD!

Posted by: EPA at May 07, 2014 08:07 AM (pgQxn)

402 Maybe lying about homosexual drunken masturbation.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2014 08:07 AM (RD7QR)

403 WARNING MASTURBATORS (something) LIARS DRUNKARDS FORNICATORS HOMOSEXUALS JUDGEMENT DAY ------ And I don't care what the sign says, I just love seeing the special snowflake get pissy. Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 12:03 PM (fWAjv) Masturbator.... well.... I am a guy.. Liar? not really... white lies every once in awhile... Drunkard? ... Ret Sailor and Moron, charter member of DAMM (Drunks against mad mothers) Fornicator? ... whenever possible... Homo? uh.... no.... Oh.... crap.... 3.5 out of 5..... I'm in TROUBLE!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2014 08:07 AM (84gbM)

404 Well drunk masturbating can be dangerous. If 1000 ways to Die is any indication a lot of people have had their judgment day happen because of it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 07, 2014 08:07 AM (+0txR)

405 I see a new logo coming.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 08:08 AM (pgQxn)

406 Posted by: HR at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (/kI1Q) And for some, their motives aren't so esoteric, but their actions the same. They simply want money, and panic is good for (certain kinds) of business. Remember Y2K? Remember people talking about (with straight faces, no less) planes literally falling out of the sky? Why would they do that? Anyone with a modicum of knowledge knew that wasn't the issue- mainly the issue had to do with banking and financials (which made it a big deal- but not world-ending). $$$$$. People figured out that "Y2K Compliant" was a f*cking gold-mine. I'm willing to bet that for every Totalitarian Greenie, there's at least 1 who is simply trying to make a buck.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 07, 2014 08:08 AM (PYAXX)

407 Nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2014 08:08 AM (knoK7)

408 405 Well drunk masturbating can be dangerous. If 1000 ways to Die is any indication a lot of people have had their judgment day happen because of it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 07, 2014 12:07 PM (+0txR)


Word!

Posted by: Zombie David Carridine at May 07, 2014 08:08 AM (RD7QR)

409 Fibs?

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2014 08:09 AM (EWsrI)

410 Nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2014 12:08 PM (knoK7)



It's another NC primary thread, so suit up with your best body armour before stepping inside.



Posted by: EC at May 07, 2014 08:10 AM (GQ8sn)

411 It was your pretty standard "Judgment is coming" sign. Included "Masturbators, Thieves, liars, homosexuals." For the record- Revelation 21:8 (Revised Standard Version) "But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the polluted, as for murderers, fornicators, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their lot shall be in the lake that burns with fire and sulphur, which is the second death."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 07, 2014 08:11 AM (PYAXX)

412 "Global warming" by whatever name concerns us all because American school children are being taught that they must sacrifice everything in life so as to "make a difference" and discover the cure -- even if it costs them 900 Billion Dollars -- no matter the cost, the burden is theirs now and for the duration of their lives on this "miserable" planet. A PBS documentary aired over this past weekend, wherein a Black Liberation "Theology" Marxist was training the (mostly white and evidently well to do) ELEMENTARY GRADE children (totally inappropriate age curriculum, truth/deceit aside) the art of "negotiation" being WAR, and they being the UN (role play real life). The children were trained to take no prisoners in their positions, demands and combat (arguments). They were taught that arguing was the answer; and that the loudest voice wins. Then the Teacher laid on the global warming assignment, at which point I couldn't take another second. THAT matters.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 08:14 AM (gmrH5)

413 Carny hustlers gotta hustle They are desperate to keep this con going If it collapses, there will be hell to pay The money trees can't keep up with demand

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2014 08:14 AM (EWsrI)

414 No audio on my machine at work, but that lib toss should be a gif. It warmed my subcockle region almost as well as corgi puppies. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 07, 2014 12:01 PM (knoK7) Ask and ye shall receive http://tinyurl.com/kk6sm9p

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2014 08:15 AM (fWAjv)

415 So global warming is kind of like affirmative action .... we will need to keep atoning for our sins for decades, if not centuries, to come.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2014 08:16 AM (TOb4i)

416 Three found dead 'with heavy duty FIREWORKS strapped to their heads' after raging fire at former tennis star James Blake's Florida mansion I have no idea what this means. Doesn't sound good.

Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 08:16 AM (3U9Bd)

417 I'm willing to bet that for every Totalitarian Greenie, there's at least 1 who is simply trying to make a buck. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 07, 2014 12:08 PM (PYAXX) Exactly. /and smile: for every one, there's at least 1.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 08:16 AM (gmrH5)

418 417 yuck

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 08:17 AM (gmrH5)

419 416 So global warming is kind of like affirmative action .... we will need to keep atoning for our sins for decades, if not centuries, to come. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2014 12:16 PM (TOb4i) Try "original sin".

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 08:17 AM (gmrH5)

420 Obviously, the Warmistas cannot say that we will have a degree more warmth, which will give us an extended crop growing area and more crops. No, they have to convince the sheep to stay in the fold by linking every bad thing that happens to global warming. The usual warming causes more tornadoes, unless, of course, there are fewer tornadoes, but that is caused by warming, too. Not enough snow? GW. Too much snow? GW. You get the point. Warmistas won't be happy until us peasants are removed from the planet.

Posted by: TimothyJ at May 07, 2014 08:18 AM (ep2io)

421 I have no idea what this means. Doesn't sound good.

What do you mean? Libs love Darwin - and here it is in action.
More of these clowns should strap heavy duty fireworks to their heads.
Independence Day would be a LOT more festive wouldn't it?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 08:21 AM (pgQxn)

422 I'm still waiting for these AGW douchebags to explain to me how a gas (CO2) that makes up all of 0.04% (that's four one hundredths of one percent) of the Earth's atmosphere can make a difference in any way, shape or form to anything, except perhaps photosynthesis.

Hear that hollow echo...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at May 07, 2014 08:22 AM (l1Nun)

423 Don't dare pee in a pool again! Device glows green if water contains urine and feces Just pee and swim away as fast as you can.

Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 08:24 AM (3U9Bd)

424 407 AllanG Y2K was not bullshit for control systems. A couple of anecdotes about systems that were tested over a weekend before that New Year turned up some interesting and unexpected failure modes in things like security systems that locked all the doors and wouldn't let anybody out of the building or ocean navigation and platform stability systems that just froze up and stopped working. When you are dealing with automated control systems that can kill people if they fail, I think it is better to err on the side of caution, although you are entitled to your own uninformed opinion on that matter as long as you are prepared to accept the moral, civil and criminal consequences of that belief.

Posted by: obnoxious A-Hole at May 07, 2014 08:24 AM (PD6iL)

425 So what are we saying here? Joe Wilson was correct? Imagine that.

Posted by: Roscoe at May 07, 2014 08:30 AM (MIovV)

426 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 07, 2014 12:11 PM (PYAXX) Most probably. But I don't see in the bible where it says stand on a corner and say "you're going to hell." IIRC, Paul says pretty much the opposite, that we're to lead by example and call others to Christ. And Jesus pointed out none of us are without sin. As a practical matter I find the sign dude's approach to be...lacking. He's within his rights though to do it. I'd probably shrug my shoulders and move on.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 08:35 AM (HDwDg)

427 310 I l think that whatever Krystal Ball looks like-I'd still be embarrassed later that I had slept with a dope who knows so little about George Orwell and his writing that she thinks "Animal Farm" is a critique-not of Stalin and communism-but of capitalism. My son read "Animal Farm" when he was 12. Even he knew it wasn't a critique of capitalism. She has some equally dim witted remarks available on the internet about other issues including child rearing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 11:34 AM (XyM/Y)

---------------------------

What makes you think her audience has read Animal Farm or understood it? Most of her viewers think she's smart.











Posted by: Mandatory Punishment at May 07, 2014 08:42 AM (oTwPH)

428 FAQ 8.1 (continued) Currently, water vapour has the largest greenhouse effect in the EarthÂ’s atmosphere. However, other greenhouse gases, primarily CO2, are necessary to sustain the presence of water vapour in the atmosphere. Indeed, if these other gases were removed from the atmosphere, its temperature would drop sufficiently to induce a decrease of water vapour, leading to a runaway drop of the greenhouse effect that would plunge the Earth into a frozen state. Page 667 of Chapter 8 of the IPCC report http://www.climatechange2013.org/images/report/WG1AR5_Chapter08_FINAL.pdf

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 07, 2014 09:04 AM (0c0fX)

429 the only time Obama isn't lying is when he makes a mistake and says the opposite of what he intended to say ...

Posted by: JeffC at May 07, 2014 09:24 AM (A3tpD)

430 A thousand years?  Is BHO thinking he's going to establish a thousand-year Reich of the Libtards?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 07, 2014 10:04 AM (QVyxQ)

431 In fact, we never hear anything about any improvements to air & water, after spending  billions to improve same. Example: when is the last time you saw the words "catalytic converter?" And wasn't that piece of machinery supposed to end auto omissions?  It's all BS, pushed by the trial lawyers and commu-fascist pols. I will believe in man made global warming when they tell me how those mile high glaciers that covered North America melted a million years ago....well before planes, trains and automobiles.

Posted by: DeVan at May 07, 2014 10:37 AM (Jm/pX)

432 America's first mentally retarded president gets a pass on everything. He literally doesn't know jack shit about anything, but the press is perfectly happy to treat him like the Special Olympian that he is.

Posted by: RobertE at May 07, 2014 01:25 PM (FxAgj)

433 Obama doesn't "fib". He flat out lies (since he knows the MSM will never call him on it.)

Posted by: fred1724 at May 07, 2014 02:15 PM (AWVhr)

434 obama's global warming scam is just another way for him to sell his prog followers on perpetual motion machines.

Posted by: Buffalobob at May 07, 2014 05:59 PM (s2JWz)

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