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January 30, 2014

Of Handguns and Chcolate - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

ICYMI, State Senator Nathan Dahm, appeared on Piers Morgan's show a few nights ago. Dahm, as you may recall, has sponsored the Piers Morgan Constitutional Right to Keep and Bear Arms Without Infringement Act bill in his home state of Oklahoma.

Catchy title, eh?

Well, Piers being Piers, he set out to make Dahm look the fool and Dahm, somehow, managed to make it through the interview without bursting into hysterical laughter or ever raising his voice. The majority of the interview can be found at You Tube but the real gem can be found in the video clip below wherein Piers attempts to analogize gun control to Kinder Eggs. It goes about as well as you might imagine.

I think Piers is trying to argue that if even a chocolate egg can be deemed hazardous to society, why aren't guns. Again, I think that's what he's trying to say but, frankly, it was such a convoluted piece of word-vomit I'm not really sure at all. No matter his point, he seems clearly okay with the idea that the federal government should be in the business of protecting us from ourselves.

My guess: He'd be happy banning the toys in Cracker Jacks and cereal boxes as well.

So.... Dahm. What are your thoughts about that guy?

Also, open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:05 AM | Comments (279)
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1 It would be pretty damn awesome if Kinder Eggs had tiny guns inside them.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:07 AM (GQ8sn)

2 The Kinder Surprise .380 ACP.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:07 AM (GQ8sn)

3 I don't recall chocolate eggs being mentioned in the Second Amendment.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 30, 2014 09:08 AM (Q4mug)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 30, 2014 09:08 AM (PYAXX)

5 The funny thing is, Kinder Eggs are NOT banned in the UK/Europe but guns are.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:08 AM (GQ8sn)

6 Well Dahm. Wish I could watch at work. Dahm-it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 30, 2014 09:09 AM (PYAXX)

7 This post is really about Obama.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2014 09:09 AM (QFxY5)

8 Piers Morgan Constitutional Right to Keep and Bear Arms Without Infringement Act That was totally teh awesome of Nathan Dahm. Still chuckling over that.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:09 AM (7ObY1)

9 My thoughts.... Piers needs a Kinder Egg kicked up his ass like a cork for his mind thoughts.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2014 09:09 AM (RJMhd)

10 One more hour until the Perugia Witch Trial's verdict.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:10 AM (g5X0d)

11 I hope Amanda Knox isn't expecting any assistance from John F'ing Kerry. Hillary! fucked her over too. Run, Amanda, Run!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:10 AM (7ObY1)

12 He's still on the air?

Why?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 09:10 AM (SY2Kh)

13 Heh, Wendy Davis gets the not so coveted "D" rating by the NRA. Not likely to be a talking point in her next airing of lies. Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at January 30, 2014 09:10 AM (xWW96)

14 Anagram for Piers Morgan:

Smearing Pro

Posted by: Hepcat at January 30, 2014 09:10 AM (Q4mug)

15 I don't recall chocolate eggs being mentioned in the Second Amendment. *** Piers is British. What the hell does he know about the right to self-preservation/protection?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:11 AM (DmNpO)

16 Being rid of Waxman would be a wonderful thing. But watching him slither off scott-free from the damage he's inflicted on society mutes that considerably.

Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 09:11 AM (MMC8r)

17 How's good old Piers doing in his ratings battle with Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (rsudF)

18 Italia Delenda Est.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (g5X0d)

19 Steyn has brought up the stupidity of Kinder eggs being banned in the US,along with epraw milk abutter and such.Even the Euro's don't go that far.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (zqvg6)

20 Piers IS British. And I am most thankful of that. They can own the imbecile.

Posted by: maddogg at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (xWW96)

21 It's a mystery why CNN's ratings are in the tank.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (RUvjp)

22 14 Anagram for Piers Morgan: Smearing Pro Rear Gimp Son

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

23 Wait, what about Amanda Knox now? And F*ck this Administration for not immediately demanding she be returned to the US after the *first* time she was found innocent (or, at least "not guilty.")

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (PYAXX)

24 CC to Danger Girl. From the last thread. Mint Oreos are WAY better than GS thin mints and less abortiony. You've been warned though, they are addictive little buggers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (C3Wjb)

25 Genius Pierce with the awesome debating skills: It's probably illegal for me to be holding one right now. Oooh oooh, is he going to get arrested and then deported? Because that would be exciting.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (r+7wo)

26 How's good old Piers doing in his ratings battle with Megyn Kelly? *** Well, she's been "bringing it"!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (DmNpO)

27 Jeezzuz what a stupid ass. I'm going to MUG you Piers--see if you can stop me by throwing Kinder Eggs at me. You dumb bastard.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (RJMhd)

28 I don't understand why Piers Morgan came to the USA if he doesn't like guns so much. Isn't that like moving to France but not liking wine, or moving to Japan and not liking bizarre vending machines, or moving to Peruvia and not liking cuckoo clocks and Viking-rape?

I get that the main attraction for Piers is that the press over here didn't cover much of his phone-hacking scandal, but surely there are other countries that could apply to.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 30, 2014 09:12 AM (9F2c1)

29 MORGAN: Right. You realize they're illegal, not just in Oklahoma, but in the whole of America. I'm probably breaking the law just by holding one. Do you know why they're illegal? DAHM: Because the government has interfered and is trying to protect us from ourselves. BOOM!

Posted by: RWC at January 30, 2014 09:13 AM (fWAjv)

30 I thought CNN was getting rid of that limey douche.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:13 AM (zqvg6)

31 Posted by: maddogg at January 30, 2014 01:10 PM (xWW96) I'm not sure which is more amazing. That she wasn't smart enough to at least keep a B, or that she wasn't given an F.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 30, 2014 09:13 AM (PYAXX)

32 Oooh oooh, is he going to get arrested and then deported? Because that would be exciting. *** He's such a REBEL with that devil-may-care attitude of his.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:13 AM (DmNpO)

33 How's good old Piers doing in his ratings battle with Megyn Kelly?

The Israeli-Arab Six Day War comes to mind.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 09:14 AM (SY2Kh)

34 COMMON-SENSE EGG CONTROL NOW!!!

Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 09:14 AM (MMC8r)

35 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 30, 2014 01:12 PM (PYAXX) Maybe if she came out they would intervene.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 30, 2014 09:14 AM (r+7wo)

36 Mint Oreos are WAY better than GS thin mints and less abortiony. You've been warned though, they are addictive little buggers. Yep. I have not found any GS cookie that I couldn't just do without completely. And oreos, cookie for cookie- are cheaper.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 30, 2014 09:14 AM (PYAXX)

37 23 Wait, what about Amanda Knox now? They're trying her AGAIN in absentia. Because the total lack of evidence doesn't fit their narrative of OMG SHE'S SORTA SEMI-HOT---GUILTY!!!!!!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:14 AM (7ObY1)

38 Morgan's such a twat he has no idea that the massive majority of society thinks that the government banning kinder eggs is colossally stupid.

Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 09:14 AM (MMC8r)

39 52 days of no rain in Sacramento. Oh noes! To the fainting couches! Hell, 52 days? We call that normal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2014 09:15 AM (xZxMD)

40 I'm not sure which is more amazing.

That she wasn't smart enough to at least keep a B, or that she wasn't given an F.

She didn't make Jeff Davis cash in his guns along with his 401(k), so we had to give her some credit for that.

Posted by: The NRA at January 30, 2014 09:15 AM (9F2c1)

41 I smuggle Kinder Eggs in from Canada.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

42 States have to pass laws now that say the bill of rights can't be 'infringed'?

what does infringed mean?

Posted by: Studs Studly at January 30, 2014 09:15 AM (7UMzd)

43 Men... Sack UP!!! We are going to fight the Russians off with-- Kinder EGGS!!! Forward!!!!

Posted by: General Patton at January 30, 2014 09:15 AM (RJMhd)

44 33 How's good old Piers doing in his ratings battle with Megyn Kelly? ______________________ The Israeli-Arab Six Day War comes to mind. Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 01:14 PM (SY2Kh) LMAO!

Posted by: NotCoach at January 30, 2014 09:16 AM (rsudF)

45 Time to invade Fascist Italy. They convicted some seismologists for attempted murder for not predicting an earthquake.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:16 AM (g5X0d)

46 Immigration reform with the current rate of workforce participation in the national labor market is ... nuts. What in the hell are Boehner and Ryan smoking?

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2014 09:16 AM (JBggj)

47 Kinder Eggs? That's the hill to die on, boys!

Posted by: The GOP Establishment at January 30, 2014 09:16 AM (FcR7P)

48 I was really impressed with Dahm. Someone to watch? He darn sure has his marketing skills down pat.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:16 AM (DmNpO)

49 Men...

Sack UP!!!

We are going to fight the Russians off with--

Kinder EGGS!!!

Forward!!!!

Posted by: General Patton at January 30, 2014 01:15 PM (RJMhd)

Long ago, Kinder Eggs had some amazing toys inside them. I remember getting one that had a helicopter I had to assemble from small parts.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:17 AM (GQ8sn)

50 We need kinder, gentler eggs.

Posted by: G.H.W. Bush at January 30, 2014 09:17 AM (MMC8r)

51 What in the hell are Boehner and Ryan smoking? Mmmm...special interest business dick.

Posted by: John "Deeply Closeted" Boehner at January 30, 2014 09:18 AM (JQuNB)

52 Long ago, Kinder Eggs had some amazing toys inside them. I remember getting one that had a helicopter I had to assemble from small parts. *** Choking hazard! As if small bits of the chocolate itself isn't.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:18 AM (DmNpO)

53 Morgan is a gift to us. He is not only colossally stupid he is also incredibly un-selfaware. He does such a terrible job of trying to present a cogent liberal argument that he hurts his side every time he opens his pie hole.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2014 09:18 AM (g1DWB)

>>My guess: He'd be happy banning the toys in Cracker Jacks and cereal boxes as well.

.Cracker Jacks don't have toys in them anymore. Just stupid stickers or lame paper pencil "art" things.

Posted by: Registered Voter at January 30, 2014 09:18 AM (nUbHY)

55 46 Orange Crush? Colorado Gold?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:18 AM (g5X0d)

56 He darn sure has his marketing skills down pat.

Every GOP pol needs to understand that whenever they are on camera, they had better be ready for the stupid gotcha questions and to have a prepared answer in place to respond.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:18 AM (GQ8sn)

57 bwhhhahahahhaha what a tool he made Dahms point for him

Posted by: thunderb at January 30, 2014 09:19 AM (zOTsN)

58 .Cracker Jacks don't have toys in them anymore. Just stupid stickers or lame paper pencil "art" things. *** Then they'll ban the Cracker Jacks themselves because... peanuts. Or chocking hazard. Or, bad for your teeth.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:19 AM (DmNpO)

59 Long ago, Kinder Eggs had some amazing toys inside them. I remember getting one that had a helicopter I had to assemble from small parts. Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 01:17 PM (GQ8sn) ********** I did time in Canada--so to speak--I don't remember Kinder Eggs. Now Coffee Crisp--ya baby.

Posted by: General Patton at January 30, 2014 09:19 AM (RJMhd)

60 Apropos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU

Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 09:19 AM (MMC8r)

61 Oh!!!! Dick punch at the end on the definition of militia

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 30, 2014 09:20 AM (027eb)

62 Rush is postulating that the stoopid party is going to do this to either blow Conservatives out of the party, please thembig donors like the COC, or secure good gigs for themselves after their "service".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 30, 2014 09:20 AM (ojnk6)

63 56 Or at least be ready to tear them in half and throw them off a balcony.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:20 AM (g5X0d)

64 Yeah,Cracker Jack " prizes" have been crap for many years,

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:20 AM (zqvg6)

65
Not to beat the dead equine again, but that twit Piers Morgan has no problem whatsoever with machine guns, as long as he can use them to brutally murder Jeremy Clarkson.

http://tinyurl.com/opn4b4t

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2014 09:20 AM (TIIx5)

66 You guys just don't understand Pierce's point. EVERYTHING the govt does is sensible, don't you get it? Now they want to ban guns. Why don't you let 'em?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 30, 2014 09:20 AM (r+7wo)

Piers Morgan walks into a bar.

The bartender says, " What a coincidence. We just named a drink after you but never thought we would be able to serve it."

Morgan says, " really? That's flattering. What is it?"

The bartender says, " I'll show you"

The bartender takes out a Kinder egg and eats it, pulls his 9mm and shoots Piers Morgan and pours a whiskey on the rocks and drinks it and says " That's a Piers Morgan iced"

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2014 09:20 AM (m2CN7)

68 Or at least be ready to tear them in half and throw them off a balcony.

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:21 AM (GQ8sn)

69 This is the sixth consecutive open thread.

We're mailing it in like Stephen King at the Post Office.

I'll be here all week.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2014 09:21 AM (KXm42)

70 62 I'm quite sure they are being bribed.No fear losing your seat when you are guaranteed a cushy job afterwards in any case.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:21 AM (zqvg6)

71 Does it supraahze you Mr. Morgan that you have the right to fornicate with your wife "at will" and yet the State must first suspect you of being a drug mule prior to penetrating your bodily caahvities? Hmmm? Hmm? See the irony there ?!

Posted by: NYC Parent at January 30, 2014 09:21 AM (HEo6y)

72 Everything is dangerous. Ban everything!

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 30, 2014 09:21 AM (z+Xap)

73 Now Coffee Crisp--ya baby. Posted by: General Patton

Is there a bacon association? Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (JBggj)

74 Piers grew up in a culture that expects the American government to come to his rescue. He needs to learn that most Americans didn't.

Posted by: f2000 at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (c7Pp2)

75 Rush is postulating that the stoopid party is going to do this to either blow Conservatives out of the party, please thembig donors like the COC, or secure good gigs for themselves after their "service". Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 30, 2014 01:20 PM .............Probably. And they will get their blood money for their campaigns. But they are too fucking stupid to realize that there won't be anyone left to vote for them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (C3Wjb)

76 Apropos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU ***** EEEEEWWW!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (DmNpO)

77 Yeah, I mentioned before I had no idea Kinder Eggs were banned, I just figured it was something that wasn't carried in the US. *shiftyeyes* Which means the (late, lamented) BFF never ever sent me Kinder Eggs for Easter or anything. *shiftyeyes* I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (VtjlW)

78 Somebody ask Piers which kills more American children: Kinder Eggs, which it bans, or abortion, which it doesn't.

Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (MMC8r)

79 Those little umbrellas in tropical drinks?Deadly danger that the government should ban. Piers Morgan

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (zqvg6)

80 52 days of no rain in Sacramento. Nothing last night? We got some sprinkles in the Bay Area. We've had two days of rain so far, four months into the rainy season. Things could get interesting.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (FcR7P)

81 It is refreshing to see someone on our side who can deliver a message of government overreach in a clear concise manner. Too bad this guy is 'only' a state Senator. He needs to aspire to bigger things.

Posted by: Zombie Dachshund at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (Na7G9)

82 Chocolate Oreos are good, too, so I buy a bag of each.

Posted by: Retread at January 30, 2014 09:22 AM (WdajP)

83 You know that damn Piers is on to something. He is a child.

Posted by: General Patton at January 30, 2014 09:23 AM (RJMhd)

84 Ban assault eggs!!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 30, 2014 09:23 AM (WdbF7)

85 I heard Piers was going to be arrested as soon as they're finished prosecuting David Gregory.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at January 30, 2014 09:23 AM (W/b66)

86 69 This is the sixth consecutive open thread.

We're mailing it in like Stephen King at the Post Office.

Bah! You call this mailing it in?

Posted by: George Lucas at January 30, 2014 09:23 AM (9F2c1)

87 Thank you Minnfidel!

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 30, 2014 09:23 AM (z+Xap)

88 79 I about put a toothpick through my jaw eating a Sam's Club sample sausage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:23 AM (g5X0d)

89 This is the sixth consecutive open thread. We're mailing it in like Stephen King at the Post Office. *** Would you have felt better if I had closed it to only comments about Piers Morgan and Kinder Eggs?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:23 AM (DmNpO)

90 Do you think if we renamed the Constitution the Magna Carta he might get it?

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at January 30, 2014 09:24 AM (epWQP)

91 And F*ck this Administration for not immediately demanding she be returned to the US after the *first* time she was found innocent (or, at least "not guilty.")

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 30, 2014 01:12 PM (PYAXX)

No prohibition on double jeopardy in most Euro nations. In theory, they could keep trying her until they got the verdict they wanted.

Posted by: joncelli at January 30, 2014 09:24 AM (RD7QR)

92 Chocolate Oreos are good, too, so I buy a bag of each. Posted by: Retread at January 30, 2014 01:22 PM .Racist!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2014 09:24 AM (C3Wjb)

93 88 Toothpicks must be banned!

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:24 AM (zqvg6)

94 79 Those little umbrellas in tropical drinks?Deadly danger that the government should ban. Piers Morgan You're so right, Piers. One of those fuckers almost cost me an eye.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2014 09:24 AM (JQuNB)

95 He needs to aspire to bigger things.
Posted by: Zombie Dachshund at January 30, 2014 01:22 PM (Na7G9)

You rang?

Posted by: Tom Coburn's Soon-To-Be-Open Senate Seat at January 30, 2014 09:24 AM (9F2c1)

96 This picture of Amanda Knox in her undies makes me feel all tingly. http://tinyurl.com/q5fehq5

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:24 AM (7ObY1)

97 73 Now Coffee Crisp--ya baby. Posted by: General Patton Is there a bacon association? Because that would be awesome. Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2014 01:22 PM (JBggj) ****** No--but that might be awesome. It's like a huge Kit- Kat but the fluffy stuff is mocha flavored.

Posted by: General Patton at January 30, 2014 09:25 AM (RJMhd)

98 Thank you Minnfidel! Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 30, 2014 01:23 .No problem, but be warned. A serving size becomes and entire side.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2014 09:25 AM (C3Wjb)

99 Or at least be ready to tear them in half and throw them off a balcony. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Next moron meet up should be a hoot!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2014 09:25 AM (xZxMD)

100 I keed.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2014 09:25 AM (KXm42)

101 You rang? Posted by: Tom Coburn's Soon-To-Be-Open Senate Seat at January 30, 2014 01:24 PM (9F2c1) *** Uh huh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:25 AM (DmNpO)

102 " Realistic" toy guns are banned in many places.Don't you feel safer?

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:25 AM (zqvg6)

103 I would have loved to see that Kinder Egg spring from his hand and sink its candy-fangs into Piers' throat.

Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 09:25 AM (MMC8r)

104
How's good old Piers doing in his ratings battle with Megyn Kelly?

The Israeli-Arab Six Day War comes to mind.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 01:14 PM (SY2Kh)

Battle of Omdurman, back when the Brits had balls.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2014 09:26 AM (TIIx5)

105

Unstomped !

I predict a Henry Waxman thread in the near future

Posted by: McCool at January 30, 2014 09:26 AM (nCSwS)

106 I came up with that killer Stephen King joke and I had to use it somewhere.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2014 09:26 AM (KXm42)

107 Would you have felt better if I had closed it to only comments about Piers Morgan and Kinder Eggs? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at [/o] Because it's Unpossible that the Horde would instantly go O/T

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 30, 2014 09:26 AM (VtjlW)

108 Yeah, I mentioned before I had no idea Kinder Eggs were banned, I just figured it was something that wasn't carried in the US.

*shiftyeyes*

Which means the (late, lamented) BFF never ever sent me Kinder Eggs for Easter or anything.

*shiftyeyes*

I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 30, 2014 01:22 PM (VtjlW)

Would you like some?

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:26 AM (GQ8sn)

109 Where's Ace?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2014 09:26 AM (MiLnO)

110 Now Coffee Crisp--ya baby. Wegmans has them. The trick is to snag them before the Canadians snatch them all up.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:27 AM (7ObY1)

111 Wiki entry:

"Foley was the first Speaker of the House since 1862 to be defeated in a re-election campaign for Congress"

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2014 09:27 AM (JBggj)

112 Okay someone explain this Amanda Knox thing to me, did she kill someone or not?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 30, 2014 09:27 AM (WdbF7)

113 Are Kinder Eggs made out of actual Kinders?

Posted by: Tasslehoff Burrfoot at January 30, 2014 09:27 AM (g5X0d)

114 I came up with that killer Stephen King joke and I had to use it somewhere. **** I think the last movie based upon his work that I liked was Carrie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:28 AM (DmNpO)

115 DRAT YOU TO HECK BSR. DRAT. YOU. TO. HECK. You know what you did. ARRRRGGGH That lynx on the bing homepage just freaked me the hell out. Note to self, brown acid bad tree pretty.

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 30, 2014 09:28 AM (VtjlW)

116 Are these the eggs with the little toys in them?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2014 09:28 AM (3DM5u)

117 Wegmans has them. ****** Wegmans? Where is this Wegmans?

Posted by: General Patton at January 30, 2014 09:28 AM (RJMhd)

118 Chocolate Oreos are good, too, so I buy a bag of each. Posted by: Retread at January 30, 2014 01:22 PM .Racist!!!!!! Latent slave owning tendencies.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2014 09:28 AM (xZxMD)

119 Okay someone explain this Amanda Knox thing to me, did she kill someone or not? *** It seems that a dirty damn dirty prosecutor completely screwed her over. Ace has done a bit of posting about it in the past. Perhaps he will again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (DmNpO)

120 My thoughts.... I want to know how a cnn producer and holder of a j degree become #3 at the faa?

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (bnAKg)

121 The summary on this is that Paco and about 30 million friends will be given provisional legal status while we are busy securing the border. If they do anything or if the border is not secured, they'll make them illegal again. Also, no voting for them. They really do think we're stupid enough to buy that this would ever happen and that there won't be an immediate cry to give them the vote, because fairness. It should physically hurt to be this stupid, but, sadly, I think the LIVs will buy this.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (ojnk6)

122 Keebler grasshopper.

Posted by: Ernie Elf at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (F75MN)

123 I see that this thread almost got enstompened by a new thread

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (w3OHe)

124 112 http://www.injusticeinperugia.org/ She is completely innocent. That whole site is a good read.

Posted by: Tasslehoff Burrfoot at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (g5X0d)

125 Can someone send me a kinder egg? BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (B2fm1)

126 I would like to introduce the IPPA Individual Person Protection Act. In that scientific study after study, including studies by the CDC conclude that individuals having firearms lead to a lower crime rate and also allows the person to protect themselves in the event a crime against them does happen, all adult (1

persons shall own at least one firearm. I won't mandate it, just tax it if you don't.

Posted by: traye at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (HPVEw)

127 I think the last movie based upon his work that I liked was Carrie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 01:28 PM (DmNpO)

You didn't like the Dead Zone or The Shining?

The Dead Zone was great.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2014 09:29 AM (m2CN7)

128 Are these the eggs with the little toys in them?

Yes.

It's small plastic egg covered in chocolate-like substance. The "chocolate" is crap and is probably more hazardous than any small parts inside.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:30 AM (GQ8sn)

129 120 My thoughts....

I want to know how a cnn producer and holder of a j degree become #3 at the faa?

Posted by: Kreplach at January 30, 2014 01:29 PM (bnAKg)

Hump the right bureaucrat and DC is your oyster. It's all about connections.

Posted by: joncelli at January 30, 2014 09:30 AM (RD7QR)

130 112 Okay someone explain this Amanda Knox thing to me, did she kill someone or not? Well, so far the Italians have verified that she lived in her own home and used her own kitchen knife which was not the murder weapon. She did 4 years hard time for living in her home and cooking. Oh, and the real murderer confessed years ago and is in jail for the murder, so there's that. The poor kid initially lied to the cops about her whereabouts, because she was smoking hash with her Italian boyfriend at the time of the murder, and she didn't want to get them both expelled and herself deported. For that, her life was ruined for 4 years and now they're back for more.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:30 AM (7ObY1)

131 To be fair,I think it was outcry from mothers that got the government involved in this shit.The old 70's Battle Star Galactica toys fiasco comes to mind.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:30 AM (zqvg6)

132 The GOP leadership proposing amnesty and getting smacked down by the base is becoming an annual event. We need to figure out some way to market it.

Posted by: Washington D.C. Tourism Bureau at January 30, 2014 09:30 AM (9F2c1)

133 Kinder Eggs gained popularity after being named the Official Candy of the Amateur Lawn Dart Association.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2014 09:30 AM (8ZskC)

134 Chocolate guns are no good. And licorice ones aren't much better. I've tried them both. However, chocolate labs are fantastic!

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 30, 2014 09:31 AM (E4MKN)

135 Damn it! Never mind--Wegmans doesn't have a store anywhere near me. Looked it up. Thanks though.

Posted by: General Patton at January 30, 2014 09:31 AM (RJMhd)

136 Mmmm, Kinderei (Kinder Eggs auf Deutsch). All Kinderschokolade actually is divine. Crap I'm gonna be craving that all day now, thanks NDH!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2014 09:31 AM (BF+2f)

137 131 Which toy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:31 AM (g5X0d)

138 Italy trusts their children with KinderEggs, but doesn't trust their adults with handguns.

Says a lot for Italy, doesn't it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2014 09:31 AM (w3OHe)

139 My guess: He'd be happy banning the toys in Cracker Jacks and cereal boxes as well. Oh, I almost forgot...CRACKER Jacks are clearly rayciss.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:32 AM (7ObY1)

140 You didn't like the Dead Zone or The Shining? The Dead Zone was great. *** I haven't seen The Dead Zone and confused the dates for The Shining and Carrie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:32 AM (DmNpO)

141 There is a boutique shop somewhere in CA that sells Kinder Eggs for shipment across the US. It's pricey, but your only option if you REALLY REALLY want one.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)

142 Well, I can't break off from El Rushbo for 10 minutes to watch the whole clip (for another 2 hours), but based on that 1-minute epic cunt-puntage (which I believe is not *illegal* in Oklahoma, just a controlled substance), my immediate thoughts on the Dahm guy: 1 - the dude certainly knew his Kinder Egg business, yes? Which probably means he's a racist, and hates Cheerios, especially the mixed-race kind. 2 - he was onto PM's strategy in a millisecond, and before the words were even out of that dullard's mouth, Dahm had already stomped him with 'government not minding their own damned business!' Checkmate Not that it's especially hard to outwit Piers Morgan, but let's see this in context. The number of ELECTED Republicans we have in Washington who (a) can actually articulate a conservative point on TV, and (b) can think on their feet and counterpunch right to the face.....that's about 2 people. This guy, and Ted Cruz. I like him!

Posted by: E Pluribus Unum at January 30, 2014 09:32 AM (pBuZA)

143 Piers Morgan would freak out if he saw this company. Selling chocolate shaped guns and grenades. The horror! http://tinyurl.com/c6akgk

Posted by: ExSnipe at January 30, 2014 09:32 AM (LKJt3)

144 103 I would have loved to see that Kinder Egg spring from his hand and sink its candy-fangs into Piers' throat.Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 01:25 PM (MMC8r)
How 'bout a face hugging alien?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 30, 2014 09:33 AM (F75MN)

145 137 The Viper and Cylon Raider initially fired little missiles that some kid supposedly choked on.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:33 AM (zqvg6)

146 In what universe does that snooping limey bastard live in which guns are not regulated?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2014 09:33 AM (659DL)

147 SportsCenter ‏@SportsCenter 1m THIS JUST IN: NASCAR unveils new format for Chase for the Cup. Will end with four drivers in winner-take-all finale. http://es.pn/1b9RR2t

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:33 AM (DmNpO)

148 Okay someone explain this Amanda Knox thing to me, did she kill someone or not?

No.

The case generated a lot of media attention in Italy, and their corrupt criminal justice system (an oxymoron if I've ever heard one) is determined to convict her regardless of her innocence.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (SY2Kh)

149 I haven't seen The Dead Zone and confused the dates for The Shining and Carrie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 01:32 PM (DmNpO)

Rent the Dead Zone immediately. 1983 with Christopher Walken.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (m2CN7)

150 We'll secure the border! Then we said okay, then secure the border. Then both D's and R's said it was Impossible to secure the border. And too Expensive to secure the border. But mostly, impossible. So now today we're back to the bullshit promise of securing the border.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (MiLnO)

151 145 I just had a Cylon and a Starbuck.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (g5X0d)

152 145 137 The Viper and Cylon Raider initially fired little missiles that some kid supposedly choked on.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 01:33 PM (zqvg6)

Ahh...I must have had one of the post-recall toys then. They fixed it so that the missiles only popped out a quarter inch or so. No more flying missiles.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (GQ8sn)

153 Meghan McCain eats the chocolate egg and the toy. It hasn't killed her yet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (8ZskC)

154 Not to beat the dead equine again, but that twit Piers Morgan has no problem whatsoever with machine guns, as long as he can use them to brutally murder Jeremy Clarkson. I'd pay good money to see Jeremy Clarkson roll and crash a Reliant Rialto over the top of Piers Morgan.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (PMGbu)

155 Over the years, I've gotten a sense of who actually visits AoS.

So, I've toned down my game a bit from football locker room/gear room to be nicey nice.

Having said that. *clears throat*

//rant on

Piers is a cocksucker. And a complete dumbass (eggs to rifles? what idiot comes up with THAT idiot analogy? JFC!). Go back to the DU... er... EU, you british twat.

I will behave, as the case warrants.

//rant off

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (x3YFz)

156 Fcuk NASCAR. They've been onma quest to lose theirmbase almost as fast as the stoopid party.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 30, 2014 09:34 AM (ojnk6)

157 Uh... Guns aren't marketed to children. Well, except in Chicago

Posted by: Uncle Rick at January 30, 2014 09:35 AM (ZbB1q)

158 There is a boutique shop somewhere in CA that sells Kinder Eggs for shipment across the US. It's pricey, but your only option if you REALLY REALLY want one. Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 01:32 PM (GQ8sn) I wonder how much they paid to get that exemption.

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 30, 2014 09:35 AM (VtjlW)

159 I remember desperately wanting those toys,they were pulled from the shelves and reworked so that the missiles just kind of popped rather than coming off.I never did get one,was actually online with a Viper at Toys R Us ( the last one) and than I saw the box was open and the little pilot was missing.That memory sticks with me.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:35 AM (zqvg6)

160

96This picture of Amanda Knox in her undies makes me feel all tingly.

That looks for reelz. Mr. Rebel, you are my new hero.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at January 30, 2014 09:35 AM (A0sHn)

161 The Dead Zone was great. The missiles are away. Hallelujah, Hallelujah!

Posted by: President Stillson at January 30, 2014 09:36 AM (PMGbu)

162 That looks for reelz. Mr. Rebel, you are my new hero. It is for real. It was taken in her jail cell in Italy.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:36 AM (7ObY1)

163 Definitely railroaded, all sorts of salacious sex-cult threesome innuendo in the coverage. Italian tabloids and petty officials saw bags of money and name recognition. My wife lived in Italy for a few years in college, has brought students overseas multiple times, so I tried to follow it. Parent's nightmare along with everything else.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 30, 2014 09:36 AM (ZshNr)

164

Selfishly I wish they would have banned lawn darts before they did.

Ouch !!

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2014 09:37 AM (m2CN7)

165 Amazingly I survived my childhood full of Jarts, slip n slide and small, chokeable items, all while not wearing a bicycle helmet. It's a miracle!!

Posted by: DangerGirl Telecommunications at January 30, 2014 09:38 AM (B2fm1)

166 Amanda Knox's prison guards told her she had AIDS and had her tell them everyone she had ever had sex with. Then they leaked it to the press.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:38 AM (g5X0d)

167 Latent slave owning tendencies. Ha! The lazy things won't do anything but sit there on the cupboard calling my name.

Posted by: Retread at January 30, 2014 09:38 AM (WdajP)

168 No prohibition on double jeopardy in most Euro nations. In theory, they could keep trying her until they got the verdict they wanted. More recounts!

Posted by: Christine Gregoire[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2014 09:38 AM (o4Xc4)

169 Wait, was that "Perugia" or "Peruvia?"

Posted by: tcn at January 30, 2014 09:38 AM (3kDQa)

170 164 Selfishly I wish they would have banned lawn darts before they did.

Ouch !!

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2014 01:37 PM (m2CN7)

Best natural selection toy.

Ever.

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:38 AM (x3YFz)

171 164 Polynikes, me too. Came within amfraction of an inch of killing our dog with one....he told a dead thread.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 30, 2014 09:39 AM (ojnk6)

172 Amazingly I survived my childhood full of Jarts, slip n slide and small, chokeable items, all while not wearing a bicycle helmet. It's a miracle!! *** Was it SNL that did the skit about parents smoking in the car without seatbelts?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:39 AM (DmNpO)

173 http://www.injusticeinperugia.org/ Perugia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:39 AM (g5X0d)

174 Piers Morgan is an ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2014 09:39 AM (LNGpC)

175 Has anyone noticed or compiled a list of all the phony baloney 'tasks' obama has assigned to biden? Every single one of these 'important' assignments have resulted in: No Results. Stimulus funds watch Gun Control And the latest is federal jobs retraining. obama said he'll do this program to help 'working families' with or without Congress. And then he assigns biden to the task. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2014 09:40 AM (mHQeW)

176 174 Piers Morgan is an ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2014 01:39 PM (LNGpC)

My ass says you should quit complimenting him.

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:40 AM (x3YFz)

177 Can someone send me a kinder egg? They're fun for the novelty, but the chocolate sucks bawls.

Posted by: Christine Gregoire[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2014 09:40 AM (o4Xc4)

178 Here's what I was talking about with the Reliant. The Robin is pretty much the same thing as the Rialto: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSaIv_5-Mho

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2014 09:41 AM (PMGbu)

179 This picture of Amanda Knox in her undies makes me feel all tingly. Hardwood flooring.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2014 09:41 AM (xZxMD)

180 159 I remember desperately wanting those toys,they were pulled from the shelves and reworked so that the missiles just kind of popped rather than coming off.I never did get one,was actually online with a Viper at Toys R Us ( the last one) and than I saw the box was open and the little pilot was missing.That memory sticks with me. Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 01:35 PM (zqvg6) ************* Damn I would still be pissed.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2014 09:41 AM (RJMhd)

181 Has anyone noticed or compiled a list of all the phony baloney 'tasks' obama has assigned to biden? Every single one of these 'important' assignments have resulted in: No Results. Stimulus funds watch Gun Control And the latest is federal jobs retraining. obama said he'll do this program to help 'working families' with or without Congress. And then he assigns biden to the task. It's all bullshit. *** A true "tell" as to whether Obama believes the massive amounts of B.S. streaming from his own mouth is whether or not he involves Biden.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:41 AM (DmNpO)

182 166 Amanda Knox's prison guards told her she had AIDS and had her tell them everyone she had ever had sex with. Then they leaked it to the press. She was sexually assaulted in prison too. Good to see she got some meat on her bones since she's been home. She looked scrawny as hell at that hearing where she was freed. She speaks damned good Italian, that's what helped get her out. If she'd had to rely on her crappy defense lawyers, she'd still be in jail.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (7ObY1)

183 THIS JUST IN: NASCAR unveils new format for Chase for the Cup. If a figure-eight track is not involved, they need to go back to the drawing board.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (FcR7P)

184 175
Has anyone noticed or compiled a list of all the phony baloney 'tasks' obama has assigned to biden?
Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2014 01:40 PM (mHQeW)

redefines "dead weight," doesn't he?

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (x3YFz)

185 178 Here's what I was talking about with the Reliant. The Robin is pretty much the same thing as the Rialto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSaIv_5-Mho

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2014 01:41 PM (PMGbu)

Yeesh. Could have rolled that thing by pulling into a parking spot!

Posted by: joncelli at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

186

Mom and Dad got me a Star Trek set for Christmas back in the 70s. The phaser shot little plastic discs. They would fly across the room.

Best pre-puberty gift ever.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (QryZ9)

187 Polynikes, me too. Came within amfraction of an inch of killing our dog with one....he told a dead thread.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 30, 2014 01:39 PM (ojnk6)

That would have made me feel worse than the punture wound I suffered. You think I would have learned after also incurring a nice scar from ninja wars where we used the flattened steel beer cans from the nearby Bowling Alley parking lot as ninja throwing stars.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (m2CN7)

188 Here's what I was talking about with the Reliant. The Robin is pretty much the same thing as the Rialto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSaIv_5-Mho

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2014 01:41 PM (PMGbu)

IIRC, they made that to get around the car tax. Since it was only three-wheeled, it wasn't technically a car but a "motorcycle" and therefore taxed differently.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (GQ8sn)

189 For the folks up thread who are saying that Oreos are better than thin mints.... HEATHENS!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (027eb)

190 Selfishly I wish they would have banned lawn darts before they did. Ouch !! Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2014 01:37 PM (m2CN7) Best natural selection toy. Ever. They did point out the slow kids that you didn't want to pick for sandlot baseball......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2014 09:42 AM (xZxMD)

191
Recently re-watched the old DePalma version of Carrie. Doesn't hold up well at all, IMO. Which is quite common with DePalma's work, dude's a hack. The only film of his that stands the test of time is The Untouchables.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2014 09:43 AM (TIIx5)

192 112 Okay someone explain this Amanda Knox thing to me, did she kill someone or not? Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 30, 2014 01:27 PM (WdbF7) No. It's total bullshit. The italian justice system is really screwed up. The US will not extradite her back to that mess. I feel sorry for the guy since he is stuck there.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 30, 2014 09:43 AM (E4MKN)

193 Who is Ace?

Posted by: E Pluribus Unum at January 30, 2014 09:44 AM (pBuZA)

194 Damn, I managed to copy and paste and use Italicans from my phone. Which might not seem like a big deal except it's a new phone. I had the old one for seven years so II'm on a steep learning curve here. No, I'm not sure how to make a phone call yet, so go ahead and point and laugh.

Posted by: Retread at January 30, 2014 09:44 AM (WdajP)

195 I would like to see Italy invaded over this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:44 AM (g5X0d)

196 177 Can someone send me a kinder egg?

They're fun for the novelty, but the chocolate sucks bawls.

Posted by: Christine Gregoire at January 30, 2014 01:40 PM (o4Xc4)

My eggs come with a claymore attached.

Approach at your discretion.

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:44 AM (x3YFz)

197 We're no longer in a Hollywood discussion thread, but wanted to throw out the news that the song from that tiny Christian film was disqualified from the Oscar's best original song category. They claim the songwriter violated campaign rules, and if he did fine, but I still call shenanigans. No way the other nominees aren't doing the same thing he did; the head of the Academy just doesn't want an uber Christian film nominated, is my tinfoil hatty guess. *removes tinfoil hat*

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2014 09:44 AM (BF+2f)

198 182. She was held at the women's prison in Sardinia I've been there...she's lucky she came out alive Still not as bad as the Naples jail...sweet hell that one is bad

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 30, 2014 09:44 AM (027eb)

199

Time to invade Fascist Italy. They convicted some seismologists for attempted murder for not predicting an earthquake.

Time to start the trials of global warming scientists for attempted fraud.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2014 09:45 AM (9T/th)

200 IIRC, they made that to get around the car tax. Since it was only three-wheeled, it wasn't technically a car but a "motorcycle" and therefore taxed differently. According to all the lefties I know, misclassifying a vehicle to get around gov't regulation is the WORST THING EVER! (re: SUVs are trucks for EPA standards)

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2014 09:45 AM (o4Xc4)

201 Has anyone noticed or compiled a list of all the phony baloney 'tasks' obama has assigned to biden? Posted by: soothsayer at January 30, 2014 01:40 PM (mHQeW) redefines "dead weight," doesn't he? Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 01:42 PM (x3YFz) *robotic voice* I was wrong in denouncing black holes. Biden is THE exception.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at January 30, 2014 09:45 AM (IXrOn)

202 Give this one to Joey Plugs. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. I mean, we're not geniuses, in spite of what the media ballsuckers think...

Posted by: Don Barack at January 30, 2014 09:45 AM (8ZskC)

203 Here's what I was talking about with the Reliant. The Robin is pretty much the same thing as the Rialto:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSaIv_5-Mho

Yeah, this bit with Clarkson repeatedly rolling a Reliant was one of the funniest Top Gear skits they've done. I remember giggling like a little girl the first time I watched it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 09:45 AM (SY2Kh)

204 193 Who is Ace?

Posted by: E Pluribus Unum at January 30, 2014 01:44 PM (pBuZA)

Go ask your mom!

//had to

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:45 AM (x3YFz)

205 Naples jail...sweet hell that one is bad ******** Is that the base with all the rats--or is that some other hell hole?

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2014 09:46 AM (RJMhd)

206 191 Recently re-watched the old DePalma version of Carrie. Doesn't hold up well at all, IMO. Which is quite common with DePalma's work, dude's a hack. The only film of his that stands the test of time is The Untouchables. Piper Laurie and her "dirty pillows" didn't creep you out?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:46 AM (7ObY1)

207 Which comes first: pompousity or the egg?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 30, 2014 09:47 AM (BZAd3)

208 Best pre-puberty gift ever. Posted by: ScoggDog at January 30, 2014 01:42 PM (QryZ9) In case you missed it earlier today, I'm pretty sure this Trek stuff may have assisted in that moving to puberty thing. http://bit.ly/1a3C3Qz

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 30, 2014 09:47 AM (VtjlW)

209 Jails should be bad,just need to make sure the people you send there belong there.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 09:47 AM (zqvg6)

210 Yeah, this bit with Clarkson repeatedly rolling a Reliant was one of the funniest Top Gear skits they've done. I remember giggling like a little girl the first time I watched it:

Does that clip include the "fix"?

Training wheels.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:47 AM (GQ8sn)

211 195 I would like to see Italy invaded over this. *I'd* like to see Italy *bombed* over this.

Posted by: Juan McLame at January 30, 2014 09:48 AM (7ObY1)

212 Probably already been said but who is introducing The Piers Morgan Immediate Deportation Act?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2014 09:48 AM (oFCZn)

213 I always knew that italians are really into titles and what not. But, a female friend was stuck on a ferry on Lake Como and the guys working on it started harassing her and making lewd comments. The only other people on the ferry were a couple that looked to be in their 90s on another deck. Finally, she told them she was a DA and the men just literally got up and walked away from her. Judging by the italian weird justice system, prosecutors have the power to have anyone arrested with no evidence at all.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 30, 2014 09:48 AM (E4MKN)

214 Is that the base with all the rats--or is that some other hell hole? Some Nordic country jails are posh, but France, Spain, Greece, and Italy have freaking terror holes for prisons. And they criticize us for our prisons.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2014 09:48 AM (o4Xc4)

215 Carlito's Way was a good De Palma film.

Posted by: polynikes at January 30, 2014 09:48 AM (m2CN7)

216 Chicks have overrun the blog. Has anyone told ace?

Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2014 09:48 AM (W6bkf)

217 205. Other one Just out of downtown near the train station, looks like a castle Makes shawshank look like the YMCA

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 30, 2014 09:48 AM (027eb)

218 The Nordic prisons are freaking villas with no guards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:49 AM (g5X0d)

219 Et tu, Chicago. http://tinyurl.com/oatwgxt J.R. Fleming of the Chicago Anti-Eviction Campaign said, Â“This state of the union was the same olÂ’ same olÂ’, a bunch of talk and rhetoric to give favor to a dying economy in AmericaÂ–and the reason why our economy is dying is the PresidentÂ’s approach is always to place blameÂ…ItÂ’s not the 1 percent problem, itÂ’s not the 99 percent problem, itÂ’s an American problem, and the problem is patronage, nepotism and cronyism. Joe Watkins, Founder of V.O.T.E. (Voices of the Ex-Offender) asked how raising the minimum wage was Â“going to help people who donÂ’t have any jobs right now.Â” Watkins remarked that despite holding a graduateÂ’s degree, he has been unemployed for four years. But perhaps the biggest slam was when Mark Carter, also of V.O.T.E., suggested that black Americans would be better off if the President would cut his presidency short and Â“just quit.Â” Carter direct his comments to the President, saying, Â“if this is what you call helping us, then just stop helping us.Â”

Posted by: RWC at January 30, 2014 09:49 AM (fWAjv)

220 Too Funny: NBCÂ’s Â“The Biggest LoserÂ” Beats The Biggest Loser In TV RatingsÂ… In fact, NBCÂ’s airing of the Â“Biggest LoserÂ” finale actually outperformed its showing of the State of the Union. weaselzippers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2014 09:49 AM (IXrOn)

221 189 For the folks up thread who are saying that Oreos are better than thin mints....HEATHENS!!!! Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 30, 2014 01:42 PM (027eb)

Mmm Mint oreos are pretty yummy...

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2014 09:50 AM (BF+2f)

222 214 Is that the base with all the rats--or is that some other hell hole? Some Nordic country jails are posh, but France, Spain, Greece, and Italy have freaking terror holes for prisons. And they criticize us for our prisons. Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2014 01:48 PM (o4Xc4) *********** Ya--I've heard stories. Maybe I'm thinking of Malta. And the whole thing is a rat hole. Not sure.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2014 09:50 AM (RJMhd)

223 Yeah, this bit with Clarkson repeatedly rolling a Reliant was one of the funniest Top Gear skits they've done. I remember giggling like a little girl the first time I watched it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8 Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 01:45 PM (SY2Kh) Haha, yeah, that's a good one. I also like the one where they take on the German car show presenters and they show up in Spitfires. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzumXyf2ueA

Posted by: Mainah at January 30, 2014 09:50 AM (659DL)

224 Just got out of 4,000 meetings and saw this:

WN, chique. Chique, WN.

I'll just send an invoice from the Dolly Levi subsidiary of Happy Fun, LLC to WN shortly.

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 30, 2014 11:01 AM (VtjlW)

Well. Hello. *small bow*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 30, 2014 09:50 AM (fwARV)

225 Chicks have overrun the blog. Has anyone told ace? *** You are hereby banished to the morning news-dump thread.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:50 AM (DmNpO)

226 In case you missed it earlier today, I'm pretty sure this Trek stuff may have assisted in that moving to puberty thing.

http://bit.ly/1a3C3Qz

Posted by: alexthechick - Please SMOD. Just for me? at January 30, 2014 01:47 PM (VtjlW)

Kirk's junk in a tighty?

TF?

You get a D+. Resubmit better links to improve your grade.

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:50 AM (x3YFz)

227 Have any of you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2014 09:51 AM (KXm42)

228 217 205. Other one Just out of downtown near the train station, looks like a castle Makes shawshank look like the YMCA Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 30, 2014 01:48 PM (027eb) ******** Cripes.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2014 09:51 AM (RJMhd)

229 http://www.wildabouttrial.com/amanda-knox-verdict-live-streaming/

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:51 AM (g5X0d)

230 34 COMMON-SENSE EGG CONTROL NOW!!! Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 01:14 PM (MMC8r) I disagree!

Posted by: J. Bieber at January 30, 2014 09:52 AM (E4MKN)

231 In fact, NBCÂ’s airing of the Â“Biggest LoserÂ” finale actually outperformed its showing of the State of the Union.

weaselzippers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2014 01:49 PM (IXrOn)

I was just overrun by herd of IRONY!

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:52 AM (x3YFz)

232 listening.to rens Preibus on a local radio show. Says flat out against amnesty, no path to citizenship, a nd wants the fence built. Heard it with my own ears.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2014 09:52 AM (fm6jK)

233 Obviously, we need to equip our drones to drop Kinder Eggs.

Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 09:52 AM (MMC8r)

234 Thank God my workplace is a Kinder Egg-free zone. I feel so safe.

Posted by: Marmo at January 30, 2014 09:52 AM (QW+AD)

235 Does that clip include the "fix"?

Training wheels.

I don't believe they showed it in that clip, but yeah.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 09:53 AM (SY2Kh)

236 @96 I note the convenience of the new Step-Thru (TM) package!

Piers Morgan had to go somewhere, other than the United Kingdom of Wales Cornwall Wessex Northumbria Lesser Caledon and Part of Ireland. Apparently our nation has no extradition for whatever it is he's wanted for over there.

More's the fucking pity. Maybe TFG could "initial" another treaty on the sly.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 30, 2014 09:53 AM (xq1UY)

237 listening.to rens Preibus on a local radio show. Says flat out against amnesty, no path to citizenship, a nd wants the fence built. Heard it with my own ears. *** Not to call you a liar or anything, but I'd have to hear it with my own two ears. Hell, I'd have to hear him say it in person. It could be an impersonation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:53 AM (DmNpO)

238 Knock on wood, I've never been to any prison. Unless you count picking up a prison guard friend from work once or twice, where I never left the parking lot, or the old Civil War prison forts in Boston Harbor.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 30, 2014 09:53 AM (ZshNr)

239 227 Have any of you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2014 01:51 PM (KXm42)

Stop inviting everyone. Sheesh. No one wants to go to your turkish prison.

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:53 AM (x3YFz)

240 Gawd damn it my brain goes dyslexic. Azores--is the place.

Posted by: tasker at January 30, 2014 09:53 AM (RJMhd)

241 She was held at the women's prison in Sardinia I've been there Pre or Post-Op?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2014 09:53 AM (3DM5u)

242 Garret with the threadwinning zinger!

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)

243 232 listening.to rens Preibus on a local radio show.
Says flat out against amnesty, no path to citizenship, a nd wants the fence built.

Heard it with my own ears.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2014 01:52 PM (fm6jK)

It matters not a whit. He can always claim later that it was changed in committee or something. The fix is in.

Posted by: joncelli at January 30, 2014 09:54 AM (RD7QR)

244 241 I bet they pack them in there like Sardines.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:55 AM (g5X0d)

245 This egg carton has a TWELVE KINDER EGG CAPACITY. No one needs that many eggs.

Posted by: Piers Moron at January 30, 2014 09:55 AM (MMC8r)

246 I think they are going to screw Amanda Knox. I like Italy, but I would be reluctant to travel there again. They just want to stick it to the Americano.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 30, 2014 09:55 AM (E4MKN)

247 It matters not a whit. He can always claim later that it was changed in committee or something. The fix is in. *** Like the asses in Congress would proceed with their reelection funds on the line.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:55 AM (DmNpO)

248 Dear God. A Montreal woman hung herself and died by her scarf getting stuck in an escalator. Her hair got stuck, too, when she tried to pull out the scarf. Sad. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25966601

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2014 09:55 AM (IXrOn)

249 I think they are going to screw Amanda Knox. I like Italy, but I would be reluctant to travel there again. They just want to stick it to the Americano.

My wife and her friends are planning to travel there later this year. Makes me feel better.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:55 AM (GQ8sn)

250 53 Morgan is a gift to us. He is not only colossally stupid he is also incredibly un-selfaware. He does such a terrible job of trying to present a cogent liberal argument that he hurts his side every time he opens his pie hole. Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2014 01:18 PM (g1DWB)

Herr Morgan ist der Fremdschaemen Koenig. (spelled with ae because Pixy hates my umlauts.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2014 09:56 AM (BF+2f)

251 This egg carton has a TWELVE KINDER EGG CAPACITY. No one needs that many eggs. **** You could wipe out an entire village with that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:56 AM (DmNpO)

252 >>listening.to rens Preibus on a local radio show. Says flat out against amnesty, no path to citizenship, a nd wants the fence built. Seriously, what did you think they were doing? They can read the polls and the messages from their base as well as we can. Politicians some times play politics. Even the guys on our side.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2014 09:56 AM (g1DWB)

253 Italy is basically Mexico with Roman Ruins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:56 AM (g5X0d)

254 248 Who was the poetess who did the same thing?

Posted by: --- at January 30, 2014 09:56 AM (MMC8r)

255 listening.to rens Preibus on a local radio show.
Says flat out against amnesty, no path to citizenship, a nd wants the fence built.

I'm pretty sure he's playing word games.

Against amnesty = in favor of amnesty but they have to pay a fine.

No path to citizenship = no 'special' path to citizenship.

Wants the fence built = amnesty first, fence later. Maybe. Probably not.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 30, 2014 09:57 AM (SY2Kh)

256 waxman thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 09:57 AM (DmNpO)

257 Jails should be bad, just need to make sure the people you send there belong there. It's complicated. The inmates outnumber the guards by a lot. For the guys who have nothing to lose, you control them by giving them perks. Otherwise the guards end up hurt or worse. When they behave badly, then you take away their TV to start. That alone is a big motivator. It's a very old argument: "what is the purpose of jail?" Possible answers: correction, containment, punishment, or something else. We know how to mentally break people. If that's your goal you're going to have a hard time proselyting it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at January 30, 2014 09:57 AM (44jNh)

258 248

Dear God.

A Montreal woman hung herself and died by her scarf getting stuck in an escalator. Her hair got stuck, too, when she tried to pull out the scarf.

Sad.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25966601

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2014 01:55 PM (IXrOn)

Always comes up:

Dumb Ways To Die: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Posted by: tangonine at January 30, 2014 09:57 AM (x3YFz)

259 You could wipe out an entire village with that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 30, 2014 01:56 PM (DmNpO)

Good thing Justin Beiber was stopped before he got to his Kinder Egg stash.

Posted by: EC at January 30, 2014 09:57 AM (GQ8sn)

260 Some Nordic country jails are posh, but France, Spain, Greece, and Italy have freaking terror holes for prisons. See the book Catch Me if You Can (the book that the movie was based on) for a truly hellish depiction of French prisons.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 30, 2014 09:58 AM (7ObY1)

261 A few years back the FTC tried to "manage" marbles, those spheres of glass that children would cause to strike one another.

There are, reportedly, one death per year to marbles.

The FTC thought it necessary to take steps to avoid that one death. Their idea -- print tiny warnings on each and every marble. I assume with a laser.

After the WSJ made a fuss that the idea was ludacris, they dropped the idea.

Posted by: Ingenious Idiot at January 30, 2014 09:58 AM (e8kgV)

262 oh It was a "headscarf." AKA hijab. Woman dies after hijab, hair get tangled in Montreal escalator Sun News

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2014 09:59 AM (IXrOn)

263 262 Cool.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 30, 2014 09:59 AM (g5X0d)

264 We're going to beed to ban scarves too.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 10:00 AM (zqvg6)

265 248 Dear God. A Montreal woman hung herself and died by her scarf getting stuck in an escalator. Her hair got stuck, too, when she tried to pull out the scarf. Sad. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25966601 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2014 01:55 PM (IXrOn) There was a video here not long ago where a woman got onto an elevator but her little dog on a leash hesitated and the doors closed. The elevator went up dragging the dog with it and strangling it. Finally, a guy came up and got the leash off the poor dog. But it was scary for the little guy. They always warn you about escalators, too. People should really be careful with their kids.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 30, 2014 10:00 AM (E4MKN)

266 MONTREAL Â— A woman in her 30s is dead after her headscarf and hair became caught in a subway-station escalator.

A bystander found the woman lying at the base of the escalator at Fabre metro station in east-end Montreal around 9:15 a.m.

He alerted transit workers, who called police.

When first responders arrived, the woman was unresponsive.

"We tried to perform resuscitation on site, but we weren't able to save her," paramedic Bob Lamle told QMI Agency.

The exact circumstances of the woman's death weren't immediately clear, but Montreal police spokesman Jean-Pierre Brabant said it appeared "her headscarf and her hair got stuck in the escalator."

Posted by: David Koresh at January 30, 2014 10:02 AM (e8kgV)

267 Knock on wood, I've never been to any prison. Unless you count picking up a prison guard friend from work once or twice, where I never left the parking lot, BTDT. 4 years. Guard. Texas prisons in the early 80' were much nicer than most in other countries.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2014 10:02 AM (xZxMD)

268 #262 They should be banned then.

Posted by: Marmo at January 30, 2014 10:03 AM (QW+AD)

269 How's that Kinder Control working out there Piers? But Kevin Gass, who runs the New Jersey-based Candy Treasure, has now found a way around the prohibition. In his version, the toy is cased in a plastic capsule with a thick ridge that separates the two hollow chocolate halves. For American regulators, the ridge, which is visible when the foil covering the sweet comes off, serves the purpose of warning children that there is something hidden inside the chocolate. As an added precaution, the toys are also larger than the ones found inside foreign versions, according to ABC News. But a gun ban will work.

Posted by: RWC at January 30, 2014 10:03 AM (fWAjv)

270 Another reason you should always have a knife on you.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2014 10:03 AM (zqvg6)

271 Piers Morgan is such a fool. Even IF I stipulate that by the "chocolate eggs are a public hazard" standard, that guns are also a hazard, I must have missed this this part of the 2nd Amendment: The right to bear arms shall not be infringed... unless guns are deemed a hazard to the public, then all bets are off.

Posted by: deadrody at January 30, 2014 10:19 AM (b2D8X)

272 270 Another reason you should always have a knife on you.

Yep, I grew up on the water and on boats and the first thing you learn is to always have a sharp knife you can deploy one-handed in case you get snagged by a runaway line.

Posted by: backhoe at January 30, 2014 10:20 AM (ULH4o)

273 Does that clip include the "fix"?

Training wheels.

Afraid not. But it does include the Starsky and Hutch Robin that still "crashed" while parked. Of course, it was another Robin rolling into it.

I damned near laughed myself into a combined stroke and hernia watching that Top Gear episode...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 30, 2014 10:45 AM (FvyJS)

274 If only Dahm had pointed out to Morgan that, yes, the KinderEggs are illegal, but you are holding one, so making them illegal doesn't keep criminals from getting them. Even repeat offenders who held illegal stuff on national tv already!

Posted by: delayna at January 30, 2014 10:53 AM (KnC4k)

275

Word-vomit! My new favorite term.

Posted by: missbosslady at January 30, 2014 12:15 PM (zkDbJ)

276 How about a Kimber egg ? ammirite ???

Posted by: JAYBIRD at January 30, 2014 12:16 PM (2cfUo)

277 see because Kimber makes some damn fine handguns

Posted by: JAYBIRD at January 30, 2014 12:19 PM (2cfUo)

278 Oooohhhklahoma.... Where America thrives. (Shhh. Talk about Texas some more.) Moving from Chicago to Oklahoma is maybe not the only thing our kids have ever thanked us for, but certainly we hear it most frequently, given the news here, and the news (and the weather) back there. BTW, Milady Webworker tells me Speaker of the Oklahoma House T.W. Shannon may be running for Dr. Coburn's seat. (I think maybe Sherry McEvil mentioned this the other day.) He's a Republican male who, apparently, is not properly Republican pink, even. Who knows what he thinks, as a right-winger, about bi-racial Cheerios ads?!? Here: http://www.okhouse.gov/District.aspx?District=62 From the news links on that page: He has introduced "legislation to make permanent the one percent tax on horizontal drilling, ensuring the energy industry continues to thrive in Oklahoma." A different article about Gov Mary Fallin (not really female because she's R) signing a bill aimed at promoting marriage and fighting poverty, quotes him: "Countless studies have shown a stable, two-parent household is important for the growth and stability of children. And the economic results are striking Â– child poverty rates shoot through the roof when marriages end. I believe this measure will work toward turning that tide and laying the groundwork for a more positive environment for families in Oklahoma while providing stability children need to grow into successful adults." Just what we need, an anti-green and hetero-pair-marital-normative oreo Okie in the US Senate. heh

Posted by: webworker at January 30, 2014 01:25 PM (U13jb)

279 Let me explain this to the almighty Progressive. People have a right to defend themselves. Now why is there the knee jerk response from gun lovers of no negotiation to controls. Because at the highest levels twenty years ago Brady flat out went on a crusade backed by the Clintons against firearms. They flat out said in the push that the end goal was elimination of all guns. So when you have that mentality no one on our side is even going to listen to you. You want reason Mr Progressive? Stop the anti reason. We have the Second Amendment. Plain and simple. And as far as violence--it is ever increasing because of our moral breakdown. I know I know God forbid I bring up morals to a Progressive. You blather over and over about school shootings having nothing to do with moral breakdown--it's all the guns. Of course that doesn't explain the epidemic of the knock out game does it. The reason there is all of this violence from youth is because they are the youth you created. You told them there were no morals. That all was to be accepted. Gay marriage. Gay adoption. Rampant divorce. Eminem now raises your children. No responsibility for behavior. Don't use the red ink on test papers--it may be an angry color. Don't keep score on the grade school baseball outings, someone might have to feel the emotion of losing. You Mr Progressive did this in your thirty years of propagated anti reason. You created the monsters of youth. And now they run the countryside don't they? People, the last action before tyranny slides in is to disarm the population. If you would like to live under a European style tyrant then keep believing you don't have the right to firearms. Because my fiction wasn't a grand theory---it was based on imprisoned nations that were weak knee'd like the Progressives here. But hear this almighty Progressive. You will not take our Second Amendment. Do you know why? Because the hands of Patriots are still warm. Charles Hurst. Author of THE SECOND FALL. An offbeat story of Armageddon. And creator of THE RUNNINGWOLF EZINE

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