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May 06, 2014

On the Other Hand, Jay Carney Undoubtedly Deserves His Global Humiliation
— Ace

The caption says he's working backstage as Obama attends a dinner in Mass. but I'm calling this one Sad Jay Carney pic.twitter.com/BH2LmHimur
— Garance Franke-Ruta (@thegarance) May 5, 2014

Just a change of pace open thread.

Posted by: Ace at 12:43 PM | Comments (159)
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1 he' not sad; he's well-indoctrinated

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( not your grandfather's Muhammad Islam ) at May 06, 2014 12:44 PM (8CdUx)

2 The tears of a clown, when there's no one around.

Posted by: no good deed at May 06, 2014 12:45 PM (ILBCY)

3 He looks like he's pooping out the window.

Posted by: Taffy3 at May 06, 2014 12:45 PM (Xv7f/)

4 What is he doing, dropping a load out the window?

Posted by: Ira Allen at May 06, 2014 12:46 PM (mxeAx)

5 he' not sad; he's well-indoctrinated Yup. He's thrilled to be a part of it all.

Posted by: HR at May 06, 2014 12:46 PM (/kI1Q)

6 Uh, Mr. Carney, the loo is thataway...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 06, 2014 12:46 PM (JmGFJ)

7 Wonder if he has trouble reading the HQ on his phone.

Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 12:47 PM (V7ZgZ)

8 "Now if I only had a smoking blue dress...."

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 06, 2014 12:47 PM (AC0lD)

9 CAPTION :

Jay Carney realizes his integrity, much like his wife, was bought for 30 pieces of silver.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 06, 2014 12:47 PM (5UteM)

10 Awww, did the sudden realization of all the BS he's been spreading that was so hateful hit him like a .44 between the eyes?

Posted by: Gmac - Pondering ... something at May 06, 2014 12:48 PM (baiNQ)

11 Nice mama's boy scarf there doushy doush

Posted by: meh at May 06, 2014 12:49 PM (W2qJe)

12 Goldberg's recent G-File about what a bad liar Carney is was amusing.

Posted by: toby928© at May 06, 2014 12:49 PM (QupBk)

13 Emailing comrades in Moscow, no doubt.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 06, 2014 12:50 PM (XACYf)

14 -7Â Wonder if he has trouble reading the HQ on his phone. Posted by: RWC at May 06, 2014 04:47 PM (V7ZgZ) ---------- Now, THAT makes me wonder if he's one of trolls that visit here. It would make sense.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 06, 2014 12:50 PM (MNe+h)

15 I poop on you!

Posted by: Jay 'Tiny Hands' Carney [/i][/b] at May 06, 2014 12:51 PM (JmGFJ)

16 It's curtains for Jay.

Posted by: Caliban at May 06, 2014 12:51 PM (DrC22)

17 No matter what you think of Lewinsky's character, I think we can all agree that Carney's is much lower.

Posted by: ejo at May 06, 2014 12:53 PM (GXvSO)

18 Heh. I've been on a Rabbids kick this week. I found one image over at their site that looks for all the world like one of them is shitting down a chimney. Yeah, it's a screensaver now. So, naturally, I think this looks like Jay "Baghdad Bob" Carney shitting out the window.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 12:53 PM (0HooB)

As regards the "life detecting radar" in the sidebar.

"Micro variations in air density"

Posted by: West at May 06, 2014 12:53 PM (1Rgee)

Any one that can lie to people's faces day after day for money, prestige and power deserves all the pain and suffering he feels.

He could be honorable and either refuse to lie, or leave. But he will not, he is addicted to the power and prestige.

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2014 12:54 PM (N7QgG)

21 How did this not make the SideBar?: 10 Creepy Plants That Shouldn't Exist How #2 didn't create a religion is a mystery. http://is.gd/ghpWdI

Posted by: toby928© at May 06, 2014 12:54 PM (QupBk)

22 Jon Stewart to the rescue! He's going to clown nose on/clown nose off this whole Benghazi thing by making it all about Fox News. Suck it, wing nuts. signed, that guy who gets all his news from Jon Stewart.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 06, 2014 12:54 PM (FQLT3)

No matter what you think of Lewinsky's character, I think we can all agree that Carney's is much lower.

Posted by: ejo at May 06, 2014 04:53 PM (GXvSO)

Neither person's character is as low the character of the President they served.

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2014 12:57 PM (N7QgG)

24 Just relax, Jay. Lean back. Let go.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 06, 2014 12:59 PM (8MjqI)

25 >>Wonder if he has trouble reading the HQ on his phone. Yeh, he can only read the posts.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 06, 2014 12:59 PM (SUKHu)

26 Jay Carney has been swirlied so often in his life that his brain now needs the extra bloodflow from being held upside down. It's why he says such stupid things when he's standing at the podium: he's not functioning properly.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 06, 2014 12:59 PM (tIvOy)

27 Carney, texting: [ DO NOT eat the poached salmon ]

Posted by: Sphynx at May 06, 2014 12:59 PM (OZmbA)

28 That is not explicitly a picture of me crying because the cool kids think I'm a dork.

Posted by: Jay Carneybarker at May 06, 2014 12:59 PM (QM5S2)

29
I think he's reading his Stalin books on his phone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2014 01:00 PM (hJauc)

30 #presidentialtimeout

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2014 01:00 PM (knoK7)

31 I call this: Sad Jay Carney with Drapes.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 01:00 PM (A98Xu)

32 Maybe he just found out that the JEF is disappointed in him too?

Posted by: Bruce at May 06, 2014 01:00 PM (Y/JJM)

33 Damnit, I missed the Monica L. thread. Here would have been my entry:

"I have staunchly maintained that Bill Clinton should have been impeached simply for believing that Monica Lewinsky looked hot in a thong."

Yeah, that's all I got.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 06, 2014 01:01 PM (TM1p8)

34 Last minute EBay bid on some sweet Soviet propaganda art.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 01:01 PM (8zTpe)

35 Carney gambled that everything would fade after a few days of lying. He certainly didn't count on any mainstream media calling him out. Things haven't gone exactly to plan. There are breaks in the dike with a few random acts of honesty among journalists who don't want to be known as idiots. Jay's in a touchy position right now. It sucks to be him.

Posted by: jwest at May 06, 2014 01:02 PM (u2a4R)

36 Why was that picture released?

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 01:02 PM (A98Xu)

37 *slaps forehead* So, that's why Carney ordered his suits with a backflap.

Posted by: Jay Carney's Tailor at May 06, 2014 01:02 PM (0cMkb)

38
I never liked Carneys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2014 01:02 PM (hJauc)

39 Wouldn't it be wonderful to learn that the more you lie the more likely you are to develop Alzheimer's at an early age?

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 06, 2014 01:03 PM (jPT60)

40 The red scarf is dog whistle Marxism

Posted by: Voter who only criticizes Obama's white half at May 06, 2014 01:03 PM (W2qJe)

41 How much is that d-bag in the window? The one with the improbable tale? How much is that d-bag in the window? I do think that d-bag's for sale.

Posted by: hairless mule at May 06, 2014 01:03 PM (Zfb8y)

42 Now, THAT makes me wonder if he's one of trolls that visit here. It would make sense.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 06, 2014 04:50 PM (MNe+h)

-----------------------------------

I could think of a couple instantly.

OR, maybe he's Hadji.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 01:04 PM (J2R4f)

43 Sad Carney vs Sad Keanu ... Fight!

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 06, 2014 01:05 PM (dQoSM)

44 I can practically hear the Arrested Development sad charlie brown music in the background...

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2014 01:05 PM (yRwC8)

45 Any bets on whether he would blow the President if asked? My money is on "yes".

Posted by: ejo at May 06, 2014 01:06 PM (GXvSO)

46 If there's a political spin to Monica Part Deux, is it: a) To dredge up just how bad the Clintons are, or b) To suggest to the voters how dangerous it is to let the GOP have too much control over Congress, because then they run around impeaching Presidents over meaningless little crap like lies (about blowjobs, about jihadist murder of our embassy personnel, it's all the same right?)

Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2014 01:06 PM (o+SC1)

47 "The caption says he's working backstage as Obama attends a dinner in Mass..." Well that's part of a larger problem here - someone classifies sitting on your ass as work.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 06, 2014 01:06 PM (HLprW)

48 And yet The Press will still attend WH briefings and jot down notes from that paid liar. Not sure if that is more of an indictment of Carney or the MFM. But Carney == MFM so it's a moot point.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 06, 2014 01:08 PM (1CroS)

49 Be a shame if the window was open. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2014 01:08 PM (GGCsk)

50 Sad Jay Carney with Drapes. Or, Try It Again, Christo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 01:08 PM (0HooB)

51 43Â Sad Carney vs Sad Keanu ... Fight! Posted by: Waterhouse at May 06, 2014 05:05 PM (dQoSM) ---------- Ask and ye shall receive: http://tinyurl.com/o7qxra4

Posted by: shredded chi at May 06, 2014 01:09 PM (MNe+h)

52 Sad Keanu meets Sad Carney.

http://tinyurl.com/o7qxra4

(twitchy)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 06, 2014 01:09 PM (81UWZ)

53 >>>19 As regards the "life detecting radar" in the sidebar.

"Micro variations in air density"<<<
.

Didn't work against the Alien.

Posted by: Javems at May 06, 2014 01:10 PM (nTgAI)

54 Shopping for fabric for Moochelle's new gown. Text: "I swear this won't make your butt look bigger."

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 06, 2014 01:10 PM (8MjqI)

55 I wonder if the phone is encrypted. Just don't feel good over a presidential press secretary texting or emailing over an unsecure phone.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 01:10 PM (J2R4f)

56 BTW, the White House Press gaggle: One Massive Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect. An institution too stupid or dishonest to recognize itself.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 06, 2014 01:11 PM (1CroS)

57 I've got to bust out of the old paradigm here. I've always thought that work should entail, you know, actual work. I'm not a very good liar, but if that's all I have to do to rake in the kind of dough he's making that will allow me to have my bountiful breakfasts featured in fluff magazines, I'm pretty sure I'd be a quick study. My sweet breakfast photo spreads will definitely feature more bacon though

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 06, 2014 01:11 PM (HLprW)

58 *That* is a humiliating and demeaning photograph of a silly, stupid man.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 06, 2014 01:11 PM (p4vr9)

59 Carney = Dorcus Blumwhatevs Because that sock isn't half as convincing as Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 01:12 PM (8zTpe)

60 he doesn't look like he's working

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 06, 2014 01:12 PM (u8GsB)

61 We are living under an administration that is at once disgustingly elitist *and* emo.

Posted by: logprof at May 06, 2014 01:12 PM (un0yB)

62 36 Why was that picture released?

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 05:02 PM (A98Xu)

++++

Well, after all the trouble that he and the photographer went to - checking the lighting, composing the framing of the shot, posing - it would have been a waste not to use it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2014 01:12 PM (IN7k+)

63 How come there is a picture posted that is not of me?

Posted by: Barry O'bama at May 06, 2014 01:12 PM (l3vZN)

64 Who names their daughter Garance?

Posted by: logprof at May 06, 2014 01:13 PM (un0yB)

65 Don't jump, Jay! The semen stains are temporary.

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2014 01:13 PM (oJUxt)

66 he doesn't look like he's working Playing Fruit Ninja.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 01:13 PM (ioYmu)

67 He looks like the perverbial red-headed step child in this pic.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 01:14 PM (J2R4f)

68 Yeah, check out Garance's slut-shaming tweets about Monica. I thought what Monica did was supposed to be empowering - at least that's what they tell me at Slut Walks.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2014 01:14 PM (8zTpe)

69 Nice scarf, Sally. I'm guessing that his ascot must have been at the cleaners.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2014 01:15 PM (iKvP/)

70 I don't see any toilet paper. He'd better hope it's a no wipe movement.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2014 01:15 PM (z/Ubi)

71 Now here's a topic on which we can all agree.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 06, 2014 01:16 PM (36Rjy)

72 I thought what Monica did was supposed to be empowering Powered by Cohiba.

Posted by: Monica's Ass Tattoo at May 06, 2014 01:16 PM (iKvP/)

73 Now here's a topic on which we can all agree.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 06, 2014 05:16 PM (36Rjy)

------------------------------------

You're funny.

Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 01:17 PM (J2R4f)

74 My question is: Is the vent set to heat, or cool?

Posted by: logprof at May 06, 2014 01:18 PM (un0yB)

75 Jay Carney Clown. http://tinyurl.com/o9bsd49

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 06, 2014 01:18 PM (LJ7Ze)

Caption:

Jay Carney recreates his attendance at high school dance.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 01:19 PM (m2CN7)

77 baldilocks: "Now here's a topic on which we can all agree." If only. This is a collection of morons, after all. It's only right and proper that we draw crossbows and longbows in stating exactly how much humiliation Jay Clowney deserves.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 06, 2014 01:19 PM (1CroS)

78 Abandoned like Stevens. Only thing missing is a May Pole shoved up his ass.

Posted by: Fringe at May 06, 2014 01:20 PM (oWl4T)

79 He could be honorable and either refuse to lie, or leave. But he will not, he is addicted to the power and prestige.

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2014 04:54 PM (N7QgG)

Carney is a true believer, and true believers are not subject to crises of conscience. If Carney's enduring an internal struggle of any sort, it's more along the lines of deeply regretting he isn't a more capable, believable liar.

Posted by: troyriser at May 06, 2014 01:20 PM (gNlvW)

80 73 Now here's a topic on which we can all agree. Posted by: baldilocks at May 06, 2014 05:16 PM (36Rjy) ------------------------------------ You're funny. Posted by: Soona at May 06, 2014 05:17 PM (J2R4f) Oops! I forgot where I was.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 06, 2014 01:20 PM (36Rjy)

81 Caption: Jay Carney recreates his attendance at high school dance. Ouch. Mark left.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 01:20 PM (ioYmu)

82 Ventriloquist dummies are usually stored in suitcases, aren't they?

Posted by: --- at May 06, 2014 01:20 PM (MMC8r)

Caption:

Room reserved for people who believe Benghazi was not a policy failure.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 01:21 PM (m2CN7)

84 The chairs! What happened to the chairs?

Posted by: The Chair Guy at May 06, 2014 01:21 PM (W6iIX)

85 66 he doesn't look like he's working Playing Fruit Ninja. Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 05:13 PM (ioYmu) Hey, those Candy Crush levels won't beat themselves!

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2014 01:21 PM (yRwC8)

86 Annual Meeting of the Jay Carney Fan Club.

Posted by: --- at May 06, 2014 01:22 PM (MMC8r)

87 The kids on the playground, they used to box me about my ears unmercifully.

Posted by: Jay CarneyBarker at May 06, 2014 01:23 PM (Dwehj)

88 he doesn't look like he's working Playing Fruit Ninja. The traditional game for fascist-infiltrated organizations is Galaga.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2014 01:23 PM (rt3TY)

89 Obama had just informed Carney that he doesn't know how to use his mouth.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 06, 2014 01:23 PM (9W+0f)

90 Let's see . . . Charlie Crist says that he left the Republican Party because its opposition to our Low Information President is motivated by racism. Please remember that Crist was on John McCain's shortlist of potential running mates.

Posted by: Furious George at May 06, 2014 01:24 PM (yFb77)

91 Don't worry, Jay. Obama knows you sacrificed your self respect, you reputation, and you career by blatantly lying for him and he won't leave you hanging then throw you under the bus when you're a liability.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 06, 2014 01:24 PM (Mogjf)

92 "...but...but...this is where they said the party would be..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 06, 2014 01:24 PM (rt3TY)

93 Anyway, Monica's decision to fight cyber bullying/sex is well timed.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 06, 2014 01:24 PM (9W+0f)

94 Carney is farting in the direction of the hoi polloi. As usual.

Posted by: votermom at May 06, 2014 01:24 PM (GSIDW)

95 You can't tell but in that picture?

I'm lying.

With my mind.

Posted by: Jay Carney [/i] [/b] at May 06, 2014 01:25 PM (5ikDv)

96 Fortunately Jay has a plastic egg waiting for him back home.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 06, 2014 01:25 PM (oFCZn)

97 The unbearable desolation of being perpetually fifteen-years old.

Posted by: Esau's Message at May 06, 2014 01:25 PM (WZq72)

98 "But we just did that photo spread together. How can she say I'm a joke and she's leaving me for a man with a dick?"

Posted by: Daybrother at May 06, 2014 01:26 PM (p6js3)

99 I failed miserably in my recitation of The Manifesto this evening. FML.

Posted by: Jay CarneyBarker at May 06, 2014 01:26 PM (Dwehj)

100 If the Clinton campaign were trying to make everyone 'finally get over Monica's rape of Bill Clinton' this would probably be when and how they would want to do it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 06, 2014 01:27 PM (9W+0f)

101 There is no way he is working. When he is working he is lying. His boss is lying...er...working in the other room

Posted by: Lotta derp at May 06, 2014 01:27 PM (W6iIX)

102

Caption:

Carney contemplates if Stop , Drop and Roll will help when he arrives in Hell.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 01:27 PM (m2CN7)

103 Defenestration comes to mind. But who really wants to see Eddie Haskel hit hard pavement?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 06, 2014 01:28 PM (oDCMR)

104 At the very least the topic would have been a "haha-heehee topic" for most of Hillary's campaign. And now Monica has just taken the joke and blown it, and gotten it all over herself, and now it's flaccid. At least for a little bit.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 06, 2014 01:29 PM (9W+0f)

105 I wonder if Goebbels had moments of melancholy reflection like these?

Posted by: Jay CarneyBarker at May 06, 2014 01:29 PM (Dwehj)

106 Defenestration comes to mind. But who really wants to see Eddie Haskel hit hard pavement? I do! I do!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 01:30 PM (ioYmu)

107 Do not mock the spokesman of your ruler. Would you pathetic nerds ridicule the Mouth of Sauron?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 06, 2014 01:31 PM (IHK0Z)

108 I much prefer a moss covered rock to a window sill.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at May 06, 2014 01:31 PM (iKvP/)

109 I wonder if Goebbels had moments of melancholy reflection like these? Probably right before he poisoned his kids.

Posted by: --- at May 06, 2014 01:31 PM (MMC8r)

110 Crestfallen Press Agent

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 06, 2014 01:32 PM (Hw3Gh)

111 However, since defenestration hit I don't have as much of a need...Is it hot in here?

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at May 06, 2014 01:32 PM (iKvP/)

112 Go into the light, Jay, go into the light.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 06, 2014 01:32 PM (oFCZn)

113 "107 Do not mock the spokesman of your ruler. Would you pathetic nerds ridicule the Mouth of Sauron? Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 06, 2014 05:31 PM (IHK0Z)" Leftists never seem all that outraged when people pick on nerds. Flip off a faggot, and it's the end of the world. Nerds? Who cares.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 06, 2014 01:33 PM (9W+0f)

114 How much is that douchebag in the window?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2014 01:33 PM (knoK7)

115 What a WHORE: DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT 48m Charlie Crist Says Racism Drove Him From Republican Party, Not Rubio...

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 01:33 PM (A98Xu)

116 "What do they mean, 'the chairs are for the important people'? I'm important. Really I am."

Posted by: Daybrother at May 06, 2014 01:33 PM (+YJ7p)

117 "What a WHORE: DRUDGE REPORT Ã¾@DRUDGE_REPORT 48m Charlie Crist Says Racism Drove Him From Republican Party, " Orange Republicans........never trust them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2014 01:34 PM (gOoFi)

118 As stated on Game of Thrones, these are the type of people who would burn the country down to rule over the ashes. They have harmed this country globally and domestically without a hint of conscience.

Posted by: ejo at May 06, 2014 01:34 PM (GXvSO)

119 Go into the light, Jay, go into the light. Look at the flowers Jay......

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 01:34 PM (ioYmu)

120 You want a chance of pace, how about a thread where everyone tries to come up with justifications for why Jay Carney says the stuff he does.

Then maybe we could understand his humiliation better, and not be so judgmental.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2014 01:34 PM (BeSEI)

121 "I'm important. Really I am.""

Not dumb, like everyone says....And I want respect!

Posted by: Jay 'Fredo' Carney at May 06, 2014 01:35 PM (knoK7)

122 "115 What a WHORE: DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT 48m Charlie Crist Says Racism Drove Him From Republican Party, Not Rubio... Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 05:33 PM (A98Xu)" He was "discriminated against" for looking faggy?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 06, 2014 01:35 PM (9W+0f)

123 Tick, tock, tick, tock,... 115 minutes until the NC polls close and we have either a candidate or an electoral apocalypse.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 01:35 PM (ZshNr)

124

Posted by: Jay 'Fredo' Carney at May 06, 2014 01:35 PM (knoK7)

125 You want a chance of pace, how about a thread where everyone tries to come up with justifications for why Jay Carney says the stuff he does. Posted by: BurtTC He is a Communist. He thinks he's caught the wave.

Posted by: Daybrother at May 06, 2014 01:36 PM (K7oUr)

126 Watch the video of Crist and be prepared to puke.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 01:37 PM (A98Xu)

127 "120 You want a chance of pace, how about a thread where everyone tries to come up with justifications for why Jay Carney says the stuff he does. Then maybe we could understand his humiliation better, and not be so judgmental. Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2014 05:34 PM (BeSEI)" Obama pays him. In multiple ways.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 06, 2014 01:37 PM (9W+0f)

128 Oops. Misposted on Monica thread. Jay Carney: http://tinyurl.com/lnjbfub

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 01:38 PM (aDwsi)

129 Crist is just trying to exact some revenge on the GOP. He knows racism is the hot ticket now. Allen West needs to threaten to punch him in the throat.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 01:38 PM (m2CN7)

130 Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2014 05:38 PM (m2CN7) I approve of that message.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 01:39 PM (A98Xu)

131 122 For being orange.Damn racist Republicans want to keep the orange man down!

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2014 01:39 PM (zqvg6)

132 Jay Carney realizes he doesn't even have a stained blue dress for his efforts.

Posted by: phreshone at May 06, 2014 01:39 PM (kFxpe)

133 Lincoln - My vote is cast. We shall see.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 06, 2014 01:39 PM (aDwsi)

134 DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT 48m Charlie Crist Says Racism Drove Him From Republican Party, Not Rubio... Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 05:33 PM (A98Xu)" He was "discriminated against" for looking faggy? I'd chalk it up to Chuckles looking all too much like an Oompa-Loompa.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 06, 2014 01:40 PM (HsTG8)

135 Charlie Crist Says Racism Drove Him From Republican Party, Not Rubio.. Oompah, Loompah, Doom-pa-de-doo...

Posted by: --- at May 06, 2014 01:40 PM (MMC8r)

136 Looking at the picture closely again it does appear the dude has a serious quandary going on. Future headline murder/suicide reported at the Carney residence?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 06, 2014 01:41 PM (oFCZn)

137 Jay Carney realizes he doesn't even have a stained blue dress for his efforts. Blue dresses are for closers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2014 01:41 PM (ioYmu)

138 He doesn't have a stained blue dress because he swallows.

Posted by: ejo at May 06, 2014 01:42 PM (GXvSO)

139 The waiting isn't easy. I haven't seen any exit polls or anything so I don't even have a guess as to the outcome.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 06, 2014 01:43 PM (ZshNr)

140 Come on, look at the little fella. Everyone deserves sympathy. Think of the jobs he won't be able to get later when he...

Oh nevermind. I can't do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2014 01:44 PM (BeSEI)

141 "Charlie Crist Says Racism Drove Him From Republican Party, Not Rubio..." What a sad man. As in pathetic. Maybe he can go into business selling Trayvon T-Shirts.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 06, 2014 01:44 PM (1CroS)

142 Cheer up Jay. At least what you know isn't worth a bullet.

Posted by: Vince Foster at May 06, 2014 01:44 PM (kFxpe)

143 He's a drone. Stupid bastard.

Posted by: Ron Ziegler at May 06, 2014 01:45 PM (OXhGw)

144 And seriously, why is he wearing a scarf indoors?

Honestly, if you are a male and you wear a scarf, ever, I think less of you as a man.

Real men let their necks get cold.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2014 01:46 PM (BeSEI)

145 From the album, 1984 --

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap2J9RbXaP4

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2014 01:46 PM (wNF3N)

146 Jay must have just realized that he's nowhere near the end of the pipe.

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at May 06, 2014 01:46 PM (kFxpe)

147 Obama Administration "competence" doesn't extend to ordering some chairs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 06, 2014 01:47 PM (8ZskC)

148 Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2014 05:46 PM (BeSEI) Reading my mind.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 06, 2014 01:47 PM (A98Xu)

149 "When the kids started laughing at me at breakfast she just laughed right along with them. She said they were going to have 'a new daddy'."

Posted by: Daybrother at May 06, 2014 01:47 PM (YcxAL)

150 Jay Carney? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 06, 2014 01:48 PM (kFxpe)

151 Charlie Crist Says Racism Drove Him From Republican Party, Not Rubio... He's tried to peddle that shit before. Nobody bought it then. He's always late to the party -- whatever party it happens to be.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 06, 2014 01:48 PM (T0NGe)

152 "Charlie Crist Says Racism Drove Him From Republican Party, Not Rubio..." Get those voters back in here! Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Charlie "Mortimer" Crist at May 06, 2014 01:49 PM (8ZskC)

153 The room has been "idiot-proofed" for a reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 06, 2014 01:50 PM (0HooB)

154 Mr. Carney. Mr. Carney. Please step back over here, and show us on the doll where Senator Reid touched you.

Posted by: FBI Special Agent at May 06, 2014 01:52 PM (kFxpe)

155 Carney and Crist. They do what they do without conscience or honor because.....because it's all they can imagine doing. These are tiny men living in a tiny box.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2014 02:00 PM (dfYL9)

156 Jay Carney behind curtain #1... And behind curtain #2 "Hillary Clinton blames Hillarycare failure on sexism" (She asks, who knew Washington was more provincial than Little Rock?) Blaming sexism when you're going to campaign AGAIN for the Presidency as "the first woman evah" is going to be pi ugly squared. Blaming sexism? Lewinsky: Hillary blamed the woman. Monica, you WERE the "other woman". This will play well for Hillary. And that's the point of coming back out sobbing "global humiliation" with a big smile. Someone follow the money. Aside from the Vanity Fair financial reward for the scoop, sugar padding that global whatever. Curtain #3: The "other woman" calling wife Hillary "mean" satisfies the idjits who vote for the meanest candidate. Actionable Intelligence? wazzat?

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 06, 2014 02:15 PM (gmrH5)

157 Visualize Jay Carney virtually multi-tasking.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 06, 2014 02:16 PM (gmrH5)

158 Catching javelins is not a good occupation. Especially when thrown by people that are good at it. In his favor, today's Press throw like girls.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 06, 2014 02:16 PM (ndlFj)

159 Looks like Carney and Obama are doing a squatty body routine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL4rFYAZw18

Posted by: jd at May 06, 2014 02:29 PM (wa3LG)

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