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March 01, 2014

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— Open Blogger

Just until someone posts some actual content.....

And....one puppy is a theist, one puppy is an atheist. Platinum membership (without ampersands) for all who guess correctly.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:14 PM | Comments (164)
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1 SWEATER PUPPIES!

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 27, 2014 04:10 PM (GrtrJ)

2 Fright Night is on.Some channel called ThisTV which is new to me.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2014 04:10 PM (zqvg6)

3 Teh puppies.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 27, 2014 04:10 PM (0N8Sz)

4 Thank you.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2014 04:13 PM (Jd84d)

5 Why does the "new post smell" for this one smell like puppies?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2014 04:13 PM (T1005)

6 They are precious, the puppies.

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 05:16 PM (z4WKX)

7 >>> one puppy is an atheist That's the stoner puppy, right?

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2014 05:18 PM (Ua6T/)

8 Pic almost makes me want one, but it wouldn't be fair because puppy would be home alone most days & makes a mess. I never understood people who would get a dog & keep in a cage.

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 05:18 PM (z4WKX)

9 Neither is an atheist. They both know mommy is god.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:19 PM (f8cHe)

10 Since when does The Dildo have access to the time machine?

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2014 05:20 PM (Ua6T/)

11 Neither is an atheist. They both know mommy is god. Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 09:19 PM (f8cHe) And the cat is SatanÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2014 05:20 PM (AymDN)

12 Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 09:19 PM (f8cHe)

The rules committee has just decided that you get a Platinum membership WITH ampersands for this answer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:20 PM (QFxY5)

13 What kind of puppies are they?

Posted by: and irresolute at March 01, 2014 05:21 PM (RqHWH)

14 I didn't notice time machine!

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 05:21 PM (z4WKX)

15 cute doggies.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 05:21 PM (3yFC4)

16 Never call the number on the platinum membership card. 1-800-365-EWOK

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 01, 2014 05:22 PM (oFCZn)

17 Kittehs! Meow! Meow! Wait. Dammit.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2014 05:22 PM (AO9UG)

18 Pic almost makes me want one, but it wouldn't be fair because puppy would be home alone most days & makes a mess. I never understood people who would get a dog & keep in a cage. .............. Reminds of when I brought my pound puppy home and she acted up. I had a big kennel set up in the living room and she wouldn't go within 10 feet of it. It has since been moved to the garage and she now has a couch of her own with pillow and blanket.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:22 PM (f8cHe)

19 Dudes, a word of advice.

If your best buds ask what is your greatest fear.

Tell them you fear being smothered by Boobehs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:23 PM (MOXtS)

20 Well, well, well... My Wildcats are now in a four way tie for 2nd in the Big 12 after a win over the now, 22-6, Iowa State Cyclones.

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2014 05:23 PM (tWrwm)

21 I name thee 'Tender' and 'Morsel'

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 01, 2014 05:24 PM (Q6pxP)

22 Since when does The Dildo have access to the time machine? Only at AoSHQ can one find such a sentence. ::: sniff ::: It's beautiful.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:24 PM (yz6yg)

23 Brown one is the theist, anyone can see that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 01, 2014 05:25 PM (ZshNr)

24 Tell them you fear being smothered by Boobehs. Was that an offer?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:25 PM (yz6yg)

25 The rules committee has just decided that you get a Platinum membership WITH ampersands for this answer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 09:20 PM (QFxY5) ........ Yippee!! Can you make me something I can frame to hang next to my 2nd place chili cookoff recipe and my nobel peace prize I didn't deserve? I'm on cloud 9 tonight!

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:25 PM (f8cHe)

26 I read a good book in the late 1990s about a family where the three year old was kidnapped. I never saw movie until today, it was on HBO but I missed the beginning. It's The Dd End of The Ocean with Michelle Pffeifer. I can't spell her name. I'm going to watch the beginning half hour or more that I missed. It's on demand. Have a nice evening.

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 05:25 PM (z4WKX)

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2014 09:23 PM (tWrwm)

10-17...it's been a tough year.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 05:26 PM (3yFC4)

28 I would guess those are golden pups - the ears on the lighter one indicates it will be pretty close in color to the redder one

Posted by: phreshone at March 01, 2014 05:26 PM (Q6pxP)

29 >>> Only at AoSHQ can one find such a sentence. ...or at least find meaning in it.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:26 PM (tFf9t)

30 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2014 09:24 PM (yz6yg)

It's a unique combination of extremely intellectual discourse and the most profane, coarse, disgusting jabber on the planet.

What a pleasure!

[Got your Fulda Gap maps handy? You might need them]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:26 PM (QFxY5)

31 & ............... testing my new prize

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:27 PM (f8cHe)

32 Neither of them obey Obama either

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2014 05:27 PM (DPkKe)

33 [Got your Fulda Gap maps handy? You might need them] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 09:26 PM (QFxY5) Betcha I could still find my old battle position too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:27 PM (yz6yg)

34 Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 09:25 PM (f8cHe)

Chili?

Tell...tell!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:28 PM (QFxY5)

35 Holy Crap!!!! I do have the &. I am shocked

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:28 PM (f8cHe)

36 Sean, watching on Tru World's Dumbest

A Mate had a fear of being buried alive. So when he was blotto his mates put him on a table, covered him in a box, laid plywood atop, and then knocked loudly. He literally rose off that table just to face plant on the floor.

So just some friendly advice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:28 PM (MOXtS)

37 I would guess the morons' call for content will be answered quicker than my calls for help....

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at March 01, 2014 05:28 PM (Q6pxP)

38 Reminds of when I brought my pound puppy home and she acted up. I had a big kennel set up in the living room and she wouldn't go within 10 feet of it. It has since been moved to the garage and she now has a couch of her own with pillow and blanket. Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 09:22 PM (f8cHe) ThatÂ’s a good Mommy Molly K!

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 05:28 PM (z4WKX)

39 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:29 PM (yz6yg)

40 Kane just hit two pipes in under 30 seconds!

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:29 PM (tFf9t)

41 I still remember the Highway numbers we used, and the distances. Don't remember what the fuck to do when I get there, but I'm sure it'll come back to me. Three red switches.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 01, 2014 05:29 PM (ZshNr)

42 Ah the Third Shock Army in the DDR.

Fulda you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:29 PM (MOXtS)

43 Delicious

Posted by: Balack Obama at March 01, 2014 05:30 PM (jucos)

44 & - does my membership work down here?

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at March 01, 2014 05:30 PM (Q6pxP)

45 @19 A man allowed to choose the means of his own execution. Yours is a bit better than Monty Python. Greateat fear? Dying of old age. Love rats, had one as a pet.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2014 05:30 PM (0JHcq)

46 Trick question - the brown one is an obvious Muslim.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 05:30 PM (E70Gb)

47 For those who didn't see it in the last thread, the Brewers' rescue doggeh: http://tinyurl.com/kzh848h

Posted by: Vendette at March 01, 2014 05:30 PM (jZbjJ)

48 Had a couple of pet rats. Smart fuckers.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:30 PM (tFf9t)

49 Betcha I could still find my old battle position too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2014 09:27 PM (yz6yg)

It's been moved to just East of the White House.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:31 PM (QFxY5)

50 rich, there'll be 3 teams from Kansas in the dance this year. Too bad the committee will put two of em in the same region. Probably K-STATE & KU.

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2014 05:31 PM (M3APu)

51 I still remember the Highway numbers we used, and the distances. Don't remember what the fuck to do when I get there, but I'm sure it'll come back to me. Three red switches. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 01, 2014 09:29 PM (ZshNr) Firing artillery is like riding a bike. You never forget. Whereas tank gunnery is more like conducting a symphony. A beautiful, deadly, symphony.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:31 PM (yz6yg)

52 I resemble that remark

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 01, 2014 05:31 PM (Q6pxP)

53 It's been moved to just East of the White House. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 09:31 PM (QFxY5) No shit, huh?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:32 PM (yz6yg)

54 Chili? Tell...tell! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 09:28 PM (QFxY5) ............ I wish I could. I posted for ideas one sat morning a few months ago and got about 5 recipes which I mixed and matched and added about every ingredient in my cupboard. It took about 5 hours to make but it I couldn't write the recipe if I tried... I do remember it had hamburger and Italian sausage for the main ingredient. I won a 25$ gift certificate to the bar which my 24 yr old daughter who helped me make it quickly redeemed.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:32 PM (f8cHe)

55 The Brewers' pup was too cool

Posted by: phreshone at March 01, 2014 05:32 PM (Q6pxP)

56 Kat Dennings Sweater Puppies Open Thread Compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/k7dnj46

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2014 05:33 PM (aTXUx)

57 Who puts beans in their Chili?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 05:34 PM (jucos)

58 5Â Why does the "new post smell" for this one smell like puppies? Posted by: cthulhu at February 27, 2014 08:13 PM (T1005) _________ I've know I'll catch hell for it, but I have always loved the smell of puppy breath.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 05:34 PM (E70Gb)

59 57 Who puts beans in their Chili? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 09:34 PM (jucos) Mongo like beans!

Posted by: Mongo at March 01, 2014 05:34 PM (UAMVq)

60 Kat Dennings Sweater Puppies Open Thread Compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/k7dnj46 Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2014 09:33 PM (aTXUx) I canna keep the power comin' to de containment field Cap'n! She gonna blow!

Posted by: Scotty [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:34 PM (yz6yg)

61 No shit, huh?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2014 09:32 PM (yz6yg)

I wrote that to be funny and clever, and I realize that it mostly makes me want to puke.

And cry.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:34 PM (QFxY5)

62 Molly it depends on the browser I believe. I have Mac & can use as many of them as I want. If by some chance I pull out old Windows laptop they donÂ’t show up. I have them on Mac, iPad & iPhone. Now IÂ’m going to watch The Deep End of the Ocean. I read IMDB reviews of it & theyÂ’re in the 6 point something but what I enjoyed was MichelleÂ’s raw emotion as the mother than lost the toddler. I liked parts of movie I watched & I hate when I miss the beginning. I was riveted to television when it was on & was afraid to leave room. I didnÂ’t find out itÂ’s on demand until it was over.

Posted by: Carol at March 01, 2014 05:35 PM (z4WKX)

63 57 Who puts beans in their Chili? ................. I do, the 2nd place recipe is coming back to me now. Dark red kidney beans and also spicey chili beans.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:35 PM (f8cHe)

64 Kat Dennings Sweater Puppies Open Thread Compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/k7dnj46 If those are real, they're spectacular.

Posted by: Elaine at March 01, 2014 05:36 PM (tFf9t)

65 We know that neither puppy is a militant atheist. If one was, he would be shitting on the other puppy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 05:36 PM (R3gO3)

66 "...my 24 yr old daughter..."

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 09:32 PM (f8cHe)

Ah....I see you don't understand the rules.

You are 28, with a smokin' hot body, a face to match, and you are smarter than anyone else around.

So it's unlikely that you have a 24-year-old daughter.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:36 PM (QFxY5)

67 Mongo like beans! Posted by: Mongo at March 01, 2014 09:34 PM (UAMVq) I think you've had enough beans.

Posted by: Taggart at March 01, 2014 05:36 PM (AymDN)

68 64 Kat Dennings Sweater Puppies Open Thread Compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/k7dnj46 If those are real, they're spectacular. Posted by: Elaine at March 01, 2014 09:36 PM (tFf9t) They're spectacular regardless.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 05:37 PM (UAMVq)

69 >>>Betcha I could still find my old battle position too. Hey gramps, what was it like meeting the Kaiser? *hides behind something heavy*

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 05:37 PM (eQJwb)

70 Who puts beans in their Chili? People who are not from Texas or Colorado.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:37 PM (tFf9t)

71 Ah....I see you don't understand the rules. You are 28, with a smokin' hot body, a face to match, and you are smarter than anyone else around. So it's unlikely that you have a 24-year-old daughter. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 09:36 PM (QFxY5) You're also a ginger who does lingerie modeling on the side once in a while. Â…. Why are you looking at me like that?

Posted by: Scotty [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:37 PM (yz6yg)

72 Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2014 09:33 PM (aTXUx)

Thread winner.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:38 PM (QFxY5)

73 *hides behind something heavy* What are you doing back there?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 01, 2014 05:38 PM (UAMVq)

74 Okay, what part of YouTube have I stumbled across?
http://youtu.be/h1ixMQXFBdM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:38 PM (MOXtS)

75 Ah....I see you don't understand the rules. You are 28, with a smokin' hot body, a face to match, and you are smarter than anyone else around. So it's unlikely that you have a 24-year-old daughter. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 09:36 PM (QFxY5) .................... My goodness man what are trying to do to me tonight? You certainly have a way with words

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:38 PM (f8cHe)

76 People who are not from Texas or Colorado. Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 09:37 PM (tFf9t) *ahem* I'm from Massachusetts. Â…and beans in chili is a blasphemy of the highest order.

Posted by: Scotty [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:39 PM (yz6yg)

77 wasn't there a fight a week or so ago about beans in Chili?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 05:39 PM (jucos)

78 Ugh. They just took a body bag from the neighbors house. Imma need to pass out tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2014 05:39 PM (Xl7GC)

79 Hey gramps, what was it like meeting the Kaiser? *hides behind something heavy* Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 09:37 PM (eQJwb) You have him mistaken for Vic.

Posted by: Vendette at March 01, 2014 05:39 PM (jZbjJ)

80 Okay, what part of YouTube have I stumbled across? http://youtu.be/h1ixMQXFBdM Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:38 PM (MOXtS) Some cuties in that one.

Posted by: قبعة السياسية at March 01, 2014 05:40 PM (AymDN)

81 Beans are good in chili. You just have to remember to add Beano to the pot.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 05:40 PM (R3gO3)

82 Why yes there was. Beans take away from the flavor of chili. Un-necessary legumes. I like Cincinnati style cinnamon chili. Let the flaming begin.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 05:41 PM (jucos)

83 "The Iron Curtain is unfurling again, and only this brave band of ex-soldiers, many of whom have gout and poor eyesight, several of whom are on probation, are all that stand between Freedom and that....thing, that other thing...., the thing we fight against , oh fuck it! Ukrainian Boobs!'. ....... Was my pitch to my aspiring screenwriter friend.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 01, 2014 05:41 PM (ZshNr)

84 Ugh. They just took a body bag from the neighbors house. Imma need to pass out tonight. Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2014 09:39 PM (Xl7GC) Were there sirens beforehand?

Posted by: Vendette at March 01, 2014 05:41 PM (jZbjJ)

85 ...now, about that 24 year old daughter.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:42 PM (tFf9t)

86 See the lady in green, she's a sex machine.
http://youtu.be/yIbh_zmnfOU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:42 PM (MOXtS)

87 wasn't there a fight a week or so ago about beans in Chili? Pretty sure that was about Frosted v Un-Frosted Pop-Tarts.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:43 PM (tFf9t)

88 This post was up the other night and disappeared,that's why the dates are off on the few at the top.Fright Night was on Thirsday night.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2014 05:43 PM (zqvg6)

89 / off Scottish sock

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:44 PM (yz6yg)

90
I never had the chance to say today: Hi AB.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 01, 2014 05:44 PM (gorVZ)

91 Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 09:42 PM (tFf9t) Focus on the Blackhawks' game. Focus.

Posted by: Vendette at March 01, 2014 05:44 PM (jZbjJ)

92 Yes, full compliment of lights and horns. Not sure why it bothers me so much. They just moved in around Christmas. Just never saw a body bag in person before.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2014 05:44 PM (Xl7GC)

93 Pretty sure that was about Frosted v Un-Frosted Pop-Tarts UNfrosted!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:45 PM (yz6yg)

94 You got Pop Tarts? LUCKY. I got cardboard pieces with jelly.... and I LIKED it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 05:45 PM (jucos)

95 Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2014 09:43 PM (zqvg6)

Nice catch!

I put this up for about 30 seconds on Thursday, but you psychos commented anyway!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:45 PM (QFxY5)

96 The white puppy is obviously the devil atheist.

Posted by: Spike Lee at March 01, 2014 05:45 PM (Aif/5)

97 Those puppies are an analogy about race, right?

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2014 05:45 PM (sdi6R)

98 >>> UNfrosted! Blasphemer!

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:45 PM (tFf9t)

99 Blasphemer! Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 09:45 PM (tFf9t) Heretic!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:46 PM (yz6yg)

100 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 09:45 PM (jucos)

You got jelly?

Luxury!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:46 PM (QFxY5)

101 Unfrosted or not, gotta have real butter on them.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2014 05:46 PM (Xl7GC)

102 kbdabear's link? Thor premiere. Thor 1 is on FX rat now!

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 01, 2014 05:46 PM (vBKG5)

103 UNfrosted! Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2014 09:45 PM (yz6yg) *Fistbump*

Posted by: Vendette at March 01, 2014 05:46 PM (jZbjJ)

104 You got jelly? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 09:46 PM (QFxY5) Yeah. But it was petroleum jelly.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:47 PM (yz6yg)

105 UNfrosted?

Mean those are UN pop-tarts?

Send them back. They will ooze blue food color and rape your Ka-Boom cereal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:47 PM (MOXtS)

106 The brown puppy is named Graham. The white puppy is named Cracker.

Posted by: votermom at March 01, 2014 05:47 PM (GSIDW)

107 You have him mistaken for Vic. In that case, you misspelled Caesar :-D (I keed! J'adore le Vic!)

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at March 01, 2014 05:47 PM (2buaQ)

108 Will they keep the mooses out of the garden?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 01, 2014 05:47 PM (YgTB4)

109 85 ...now, about that 24 year old daughter. Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 09:42 PM (tFf9t) .............. OH she's available! A little strong willed I'm afraid but looks wise she is a show stopper. A brunette version of Angela Jolie only with a healthy amount of weight on her. How she ever came out of me I have no idea.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:47 PM (f8cHe)

110 Pop-tart bacon sandwich.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2014 05:47 PM (AO9UG)

111 Kentucky Jelly

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 05:47 PM (jucos)

112 Sabrina Chase shows up. And it reminds me, I said I was going to write tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:48 PM (MOXtS)

113 @83 They need a heavily-armed recreational vehicle.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2014 05:48 PM (0JHcq)

114

Pop-tart bacon sandwich

*swoon* be still my heart!

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2014 05:49 PM (Xl7GC)

115 Sean Bannion, what weapons system did you operate/spend the most time with? I'm sure you've said, but I have no recollection, it's been a full day.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 01, 2014 05:49 PM (ZshNr)

116 109 85 ...now, about that 24 year old daughter. Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 09:42 PM (tFf9t) .............. OH she's available! A little strong willed I'm afraid but looks wise she is a show stopper. A brunette version of Angela Jolie only with a healthy amount of weight on her. How she ever came out of me I have no idea. Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 09:47 PM (f8cHe) Obligatory request for pics.

Posted by: eman at March 01, 2014 05:49 PM (AO9UG)

117 TOEWS!

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:49 PM (tFf9t)

118 "Gentlemen, I give you the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:49 PM (MOXtS)

119 If you are a white chicken chili fan, the Neeleys at the Food Network have an awesomely good recipe. (Yes, it has beans in it - Northern beans). I've made it for big crowds on several occasions - never had left-overs.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 05:49 PM (R3gO3)

120 They need a heavily-armed recreational vehicle. Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2014 09:48 PM (0JHcq) I think someone needs the Aunt Jemima treatment.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:49 PM (yz6yg)

121 I don't know which is the atheist but I'm pretty sure the little brown one gets Puppy Chow and the little beige one gets Kaboom.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2014 05:50 PM (dfYL9)

122 Obligatory request for pics. Oh, they're good.

Posted by: NSA at March 01, 2014 05:50 PM (tFf9t)

123 Perhaps they are neither. Perhaps one is a pantheist and one is a deist.

Posted by: Dog spelled backwards at March 01, 2014 05:50 PM (/cUUk)

124 UkraineBreaking ‏@UkraineBreaking Ukrainian reports that Russian troops amassing at border near Senkovka, 143 miles outside Kiev pic.twitter.com/tQGg123orC UkraineBreaking ‏@UkraineBreaking Reports that Russian troops are amassing at the border near Senkovka, Ukraine. Russian military says it is just part of training exercises.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 01, 2014 05:50 PM (ZPrif)

125 Sean Bannion, what weapons system did you operate/spend the most time with? I'm sure you've said, but I have no recollection, it's been a full day. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 01, 2014 09:49 PM (ZshNr) Most time on M-1. But I have been a tanker on everything from M48A5 (no shit!), to M-60A1 RISE PASSIVE, and M60-A3

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:51 PM (yz6yg)

126 Puppies are like the canine version of squab, right?

Posted by: Barack the Devourer at March 01, 2014 05:51 PM (NjKI5)

127 That's a fucking Goal!!!!

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:51 PM (tFf9t)

128 Unfair. No Deist puppy.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 01, 2014 05:51 PM (xq1UY)

129 Obligatory request for pics. Posted by: eman at March 01, 2014 09:49 PM (AO9UG) ................... Trust me, I am desperate to get her married off, If I was smart enough to post a pic I would.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:51 PM (f8cHe)

130 The burning question of beans vs. no beans has always puzzled me.

They're both good in their own way.

No beans is classic chili, but with beans is a different, and often great dish.

Eh...I just like food.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:51 PM (QFxY5)

131 M-48A5 - L7 105mm main gun. Plus got rid of the decapitate the TC cupola.

Passive Rise?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:52 PM (MOXtS)

132 Trust me, I am desperate to get her married off, If I was smart enough to post a pic I would. Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 09:51 PM (f8cHe) I hear the sound of hundreds of lurking Morons sending Molly k. their email addresses.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:52 PM (yz6yg)

133 Trust me, I am desperate to get her married off I could tell you stories.

Posted by: Tevia at March 01, 2014 05:52 PM (tFf9t)

134 There is no such thing as an atheist dog. They all think their owners (good or bad) are gods.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 01, 2014 05:53 PM (R3gO3)

135 I've already had my allowance of dog today. I am quite hungry for some male chicken, though.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 01, 2014 05:53 PM (i9vov)

136 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2014 09:51 PM (yz6yg)

How was the General Grant compared to the M1?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 05:53 PM (QFxY5)

137 For Sean - http://youtu.be/FOzub_ghAbM

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 05:53 PM (MOXtS)

138 I thought Putin would simply be happy with Crimea. I guess he wants the whole enchilada. Poor Ukranians. The world is not going to do a damn thing for you.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 05:53 PM (jucos)

139 I hear the sound of hundreds of lurking Morons sending Molly k. their email addresses. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 01, 2014 09:52 PM (yz6yg) ................ Words I never thought I would say..... I would love for my daughter to marry a moron.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 05:54 PM (f8cHe)

140 Passive Rise? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:52 PM (MOXtS) M60A1 RISE: Reliability Improvements for Selected Equipment, featured improvements of almost all the basic systems including an upgraded engine design that allowed easier access to components to allow removing the engine pack in less time and a new track type, T142, that helped reduce wear and improve track life. M60A1 RISE Passive: RISE, but with a smaller infra-red/white light capable search-light and passive night vision equipment. USMC M60A1 RISE Passives were outfitted with explosive reactive armor (ERA) in the late 1980s.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:54 PM (yz6yg)

141 Threat Watch ‏@ThreatWatch1 @UkraineBreaking @instapundit UKR Press reports several BTR amassing on the Russian side of border of the Chernhiv Oblast.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 01, 2014 05:54 PM (ZPrif)

142 One on the right is definitely saying "there is no God."

Posted by: CLIMATE DENIED at March 01, 2014 05:54 PM (Lbv/k)

143 Trust me, I am desperate to get her married off Can she row a boat? Bait a hook? Filet a catfish? How's her dowry?

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2014 05:54 PM (tFf9t)

144 The heteronormative phallocentric race privileged microaggression subliminally shackling the oppressed victims of neocolonial oppression must not stand. Cold ice dogs living in their all-white world marginalizing and decanining the hated other. I am going to cry.

Posted by: Beagle at March 01, 2014 05:55 PM (0JHcq)

145 129 Obligatory request for pics. Posted by: eman at March 01, 2014 09:49 PM (AO9UG) ................... Trust me, I am desperate to get her married off, If I was smart enough to post a pic I would. Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 09:51 PM (f8cHe) She come with a dowry?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 05:55 PM (UAMVq)

146 SooperMexican is funny SovietReset ‏@SooperMexican What REALLY Happened During Obama's Call To Putin About Invading #Ukraine #Crimea pic.twitter.com/eX5auDiKhZ

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 01, 2014 05:55 PM (ZPrif)

147 How was the General Grant compared to the M1? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 09:53 PM (QFxY5) Ignore the sound of incoming artillery. Nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 05:55 PM (yz6yg)

148 I wonder if the Ukranian Defense forces put up any kind of fight when this all goes down....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 01, 2014 05:55 PM (jucos)

149 Hear the one about the Buddhist who walked up to a hot dog stand and said, "Make me one with everything." Then he handed the hot dog vendor a $20 dollar bill and waited. Nothing. So he says, "Hey, where's my change?" The vendor says, "Change comes from within."

Posted by: Dog spelled backwards at March 01, 2014 06:01 PM (/cUUk)

150 Dammit, garrett beat me to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 06:01 PM (UAMVq)

151 Mama don't let your daughter marry a Moron

Doesn't seem to have enough oommpfh...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 06:01 PM (MOXtS)

152 Dammit, garrett beat me to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2014 06:01 PM (UAMVq)

153 How does this affect gay marriage?

Posted by: Neal Marx, American Newsman at March 01, 2014 06:01 PM (6ahup)

154 I do like no-bean chili, but being a frugal bachelor, I add pinto beans or charro beans to stretch it out. Actually, lately I've been making a slow cooking stew with pork carnitas and adding a can of refried pinto beans really complements it and gives it a silky texture.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2014 06:01 PM (V4CBV)

155 For Sean - http://youtu.be/FOzub_ghAbM Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:53 PM (MOXtS) Yes, there was just something about female MPs in their Class As. ::: sigh :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 06:09 PM (yz6yg)

156 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-26402367?OCID=fbasia&ocid=socialflow_facebook Just if the Chinese had police in all of the train stations armed...OH wait they do...So it must have been the knives...but I thought guns caused people to be violent. At least that is what the VPC and Brady anti-gunners and Piers tell me; the minute I put guns in my warm hands I become a murder.

Posted by: Charles at March 01, 2014 06:09 PM (224c9)

157 For Sean - http://youtu.be/FOzub_ghAbM Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 01, 2014 09:53 PM (MOXtS) Yes, there was just something about female MPs in their Class As. ::: sigh :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 01, 2014 06:09 PM (yz6yg)

158 Molly K I am fresh back on the market... hell I'll give HER a dowry...

Posted by: OG Celtic -American at March 01, 2014 06:09 PM (vHRtU)

159 http://tinyurl.com/bxxawas

Ignore the music (it's horrid)

NSFW (sort of)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2014 06:18 PM (QFxY5)

160 Molly K I am fresh back on the market... hell I'll give HER a dowry... Posted by: OG Celtic -American at March 01, 2014 10:09 PM (vHRtU) ........... Sold

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 06:18 PM (f8cHe)

161 I'm sure the theist pup is as tasty as the atheist one.

Posted by: Barky at March 01, 2014 07:19 PM (fOFYL)

162

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 02, 2014 01:25 AM (T2V/1)

163 The blonde colored puppy is the theist. He is looking up.

Posted by: Chris Drotar at March 02, 2014 04:05 AM (uLiu3)

164 Dogs aren't dumb enough to think we came from nowhere all by ourselves.

Posted by: Servius (@Servius) at March 02, 2014 04:30 AM (vu2dF)

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