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May 04, 2014

Left versus Right in Pictures [Y-not]
— Open Blogger

In case you missed it, our so-called independent Press and current White House occupant had an evening of champagne and self-congratulation last night. Twitter was all a-twitter about the First Lady's dress.

Here's a visual guide to explain to you what is considered Good versus Bad according to the MSM.

Deserving adoration:

Deserving scorn:

Benevolent:

Evil:

Praise-worthy:

Mock-worthy:

Any questions?

Open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 11:11 AM | Comments (99)
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1 Woof!

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 11:38 AM (zDsvJ)

2 I killed the site

Posted by: The Dude at May 04, 2014 11:39 AM (bStrg)

3 Obama can't even manage his own dog. That dog is totally in charge there.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2014 11:40 AM (oMKp3)

4 GOAL Blackhawks score first.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2014 11:41 AM (oMKp3)

5 Everything I've read says Obama bombed and sounded like a jerk. Nothing new. And a man that doesn't have a trained dog and is the President of this nation is an embarrassment. Dog's don't walk you, you walk the dog and it stays BEHIND you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 11:41 AM (0FSuD)

6 Obama can't even manage his own dog. That dog is totally in charge there.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2014 03:40 PM (oMKp3)

Well, he's free range.

Posted by: White House Chef at May 04, 2014 11:42 AM (QIVJq)

7 If Perry decides to have another go, I hope his campaign manager gives him a bandolier of puppies to take with him everywhere. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 11:42 AM (zDsvJ)

8 Obama can't even manage his own dog. That dog is totally in charge there. You do see who's carrying the bbq sauce, don't you?

Posted by: Barry O at May 04, 2014 11:42 AM (FcR7P)

9 Dude, that was like 2 minutes ago.

Posted by: jwpaine at May 04, 2014 11:42 AM (68O4K)

10 Walker/Perry 2016

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 11:42 AM (0FSuD)

11 3 Obama can't even manage his own dog. That dog is totally in charge there. Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2014 03:40 PM (oMKp3) If the dog were in charge our country would not be in the shape it's in.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 04, 2014 11:42 AM (Fp7JI)

12 Who's in for a Houston/SETX MoMee? We have about half a dozen interested so far and are looking for date suggestions. All we have at this time is someone who *can't* make it on weekends and myself not being available in July. We will need to go with what works for the most people though. Jim in Galveston is doing the actual organization. He knows someone at The Gun Room in League City and is looking for a "cigar friendly" place to adjourn to after shooting.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2014 11:43 AM (GDulk)

13 Go Blackhawks!

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 11:44 AM (zDsvJ)

14 I gotta say, I knew we were doomed when the MSM and others got away with ridiculing Ann Romney's therapeutic riding program.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 11:44 AM (zDsvJ)

15 Dogs are great judges of character. Teh JEF's dog knows what the deal is. He hates Teh JEF and Teh JEF hates him.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 04, 2014 11:45 AM (jucos)

16 Ted Kennedy picked out the ghey dog for Obama. Anything else need to be said?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 11:46 AM (0FSuD)

17 Beau Biden's partner just got rolled up for raping a 16 year old boy he hooked up with on Grindr...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 04, 2014 11:47 AM (W7zKe)

18 Beau Biden's partner just got rolled up for raping a 16 year old boy he hooked up with on Grindr... Tea Party Youth was probably asking for it.

Posted by: MSM at May 04, 2014 11:49 AM (N7iJs)

19 This did not take long. Poster child gay Episcopal bishop Gene Robinson is now divorcing husband.

http://tinyurl.com/lq7m7uh

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2014 11:50 AM (/FZPk)

20 Paging Barbara Woodhouse.

Posted by: In Search of a New Identity at May 04, 2014 11:50 AM (hAXhv)

21 19 This did not take long. Poster child gay Episcopal bishop Gene Robinson is now divorcing husband. http://tinyurl.com/pd5m2q5

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 04, 2014 11:51 AM (W7zKe)

22 @17 WTF he's ghey? Story link?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 11:52 AM (0FSuD)

23 California is a lovely state with some beautiful people who live there including people on this site, but gosh they have some clowns in Govt. This Democrat suggests that all the Democrats boycott the investigation of the new select committee on Benghazi because it's a waste of time. I'm going to call his office tomorrow even though I don't live there. If anyone feels so inclined-particularly if they live in CA please consider calling too: http://tinyurl.com/p448ete

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2014 11:52 AM (XyM/Y)

24 Robinsons been married to this fag for I think 10 years.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 11:52 AM (0FSuD)

25 Is this where all the cool kids are hanging out this afternoon? Just finishing up the household drudgery and waiting for the mechanics to call me to go get my car (yes, again, don't ask). And, Rick Perry for President!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2014 11:53 AM (8lmkt)

26
Obama can't even manage his own dog.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2014 03:40 PM (oMKp3)

So true, and she dresses like a refugee from U-Crane!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 04, 2014 11:55 AM (nQjHM)

27 Hi Peaches! At 5:01 PM my time I'll shoot you a tequila shot through the USB...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 04, 2014 11:55 AM (W7zKe)

28 #23 Adam Schiff's phone numbers: Washington D.C 2411 Rayburn HOB Washington D.C. 20515 Phone: (202) 225-4176 Facsimile: (202) 225-5828 Monday-Friday 9:00-6:00 View Map Burbank,California 245 East Olive Ave., #200 Burbank, California 91502 Phone: (81

450-2900 Phone: (323) 315-5555 Monday-Friday 9:00-5:00

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2014 11:55 AM (XyM/Y)

29 Well I don't think we will see Irongrapas this afternoon. He said this morning when he finished cleaning the windows he had a good chance of getting laid. That will, of course, require a nap afterwards. ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 11:56 AM (0FSuD)

30
Brit Hume spanked Jane Harman on Fox News Sunday like a father catching his teenage daughter in the back of an AstroTurf lined pickup truck.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at May 04, 2014 11:59 AM (nQjHM)

31 Isn't Harry Reidi bemoaning the "politicization" of the tragedy of Benghazi and Pelosi screaming "Can't were talk about something else?" How make more politicized could it be if all the Democrats boycott the investigation?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2014 12:00 PM (XyM/Y)

32 Dog Walks President is a metaphor for this administration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2014 12:00 PM (/FZPk)

33 Bet Barky didn't clean up after barky...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 04, 2014 12:01 PM (W7zKe)

34 There's a Twitter campaign to get Norm Macdonald made Late Late Night Show host. Sounds like something worth promoting for Twitter users.

How cool a Norm Macdonald talkshow would be...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 04, 2014 12:04 PM (9IMoS)

35 >>25 Is this where all the cool kids are hanging out this afternoon? Hi Peaches! I'm hanging out watching hockey and nursing a sore shoulder, made worse by yard work this morning. Asahi Super Dry is helping. Taken internally.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:04 PM (zDsvJ)

36 Good grief... guy moving from Florida to California. At night and due to road construction accidentally enters Mexico. Where he is arrested on weapons charges. Did I mention he is a combat vet? So now he is in a Mexican prison apparently chained to a cot. And the Benghazi State Department is doing what they do best, nothing.

http://news.yahoo.com/us-marine-jailed-driving-mexico-guns-234145394.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 04, 2014 12:04 PM (/FZPk)

37 I'm going to call his office tomorrow even though I don't live there. If anyone feels so inclined-particularly if they live in CA please consider calling too:

http://tinyurl.com/p448ete

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2014 03:52 PM (XyM/Y)

Good luck, but please don't make the mistake of thinking they give a rat's ass what you think. Schiff is just another California D-bag.

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2014 12:05 PM (8lmkt)

38 Peaches, Is it really in the 90s in SoCal right now? I thought I heard that when watching the Ducks yesterday. We hit the 80s here yesterday. High 70s today, I think.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:06 PM (zDsvJ)

39 Bet Barky didn't clean up after barky... That's what the White House Press Corpse is for.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2014 12:06 PM (FcR7P)

40 Seems like the commies at UNC CH are starting to figure out that there is a new sheriff in town. http://tinyurl.com/kxnjd4j

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 12:07 PM (0FSuD)

41 Y-not, it's absolutely perfect today. Friday (when I was in Pasadena), it was 98. Yesterday, maybe mid-80s. Right now it's 78 here, very pleasant.

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2014 12:09 PM (8lmkt)

42 Is this the gun thread?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 12:09 PM (0FSuD)

43 Alfred E Newman died??

Posted by: Soothie § at May 04, 2014 12:12 PM (oNNJp)

44 Taxi, take me off this picture.

Posted by: Bo the Imperial Dog at May 04, 2014 12:12 PM (MwpsQ)

45 I missed the food thread, but here's some fine placenta recipes: http://tinyurl.com/nqc8rw2 And yes, I have had new moms take their placenta home. Some eat them (very common down south in rural black areas), some bury them at various times and places (Native Americans and assorted) and some leave them attached to either mom or baby or both until they dry up and fall off (fans of sepsis).

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 04, 2014 12:12 PM (W7zKe)

46 >>42 Is this the gun thread? BANG! >>45 I missed the food thread, but here's some fine placenta recipes: EGADS! I believe the REAL food thread is going up later today. Yesterday was the BEER food thread.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:14 PM (zDsvJ)

47 38 Peaches, Is it really in the 90s in SoCal right now? I thought I heard that when watching the Ducks yesterday. We hit the 80s here yesterday. High 70s today, I think. ------------ High 90s. Aaaaargh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2014 12:15 PM (MwpsQ)

48 98. Ouch! Glad it's nice today, Peaches.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:15 PM (zDsvJ)

49 High 90s. Aaaaargh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2014 04:15 PM (MwpsQ)

Where you at, Cicero?

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2014 12:16 PM (8lmkt)

50 19 This did not take long. Poster child gay Episcopal bishop Gene Robinson is now divorcing husband. http://tinyurl.com/lq7m7uh - Give that old time religion.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 04, 2014 12:16 PM (pGGaU)

51 BTW, FLOTUS' hairstyle is starting to remind me of the 70s. Which is appropriate. My sister had one sort of like it.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:17 PM (zDsvJ)

52 After nearly 120 hours on call,I'm not even sure what day it is. Still, is placenta eating a political issue, amoral issue, a personal choice issue, a public health issue? What if you feed it, as a potential biohazard, to those unable to consent e.g. minors? What if you decide not to eat it, throw it out, and raccoons drag it out onto your neighbor's lawn?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 04, 2014 12:17 PM (W7zKe)

53 19 This did not take long. Poster child gay Episcopal bishop Gene Robinson is now divorcing husband. - In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 04, 2014 12:18 PM (pGGaU)

54 From yesterday: http://instagram.com/p/njqAdahSli/ Reminiscent of Farrah Fawcett.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:18 PM (zDsvJ)

55 Yesterday was the BEER food thread.

Mmmm. Liquid bread.

Posted by: HR at May 04, 2014 12:19 PM (hO8IJ)

56 East San Gabriel Valley. Or Shanghai On The 60, as we like to call it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2014 12:19 PM (MwpsQ)

57 Yesterday was the BEER food thread. Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 04:14 PM Dang, I missed it. I could have asked about beer and colonoscopy prep there and been on topic.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2014 12:19 PM (EKOIc)

58 43 Alfred E Newman died?? What me worry?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 12:20 PM (0FSuD)

59 Is the Kentucky Derby horse ballet or something different?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 04, 2014 12:20 PM (9IMoS)

60 OMG Perry is so handsome!

Posted by: Thunderb at May 04, 2014 12:20 PM (zOTsN)

61 Posted by: HR at May 04, 2014 04:19 PM (hO8IJ) How did your beer turn out? Or is it not ready yet?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2014 12:20 PM (GDulk)

62 I see a Food thread and a Gun thread in the queue. So they'll be around sometime today.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:20 PM (zDsvJ)

63 Y-NOT YOU BASTARD! EYE BLEACH EYE BLEACH!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 04, 2014 12:21 PM (W7zKe)

64 You getting ready for the Big Looksee, olddog? It really wasn't that bad, imho.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:21 PM (zDsvJ)

65 54 From yesterday: http://instagram.com/p/njqAdahSli/ Reminiscent of Farrah Fawcett. - You've got your characters mixed up. In 1,000,000 B.C., Farrah was the cave woman, not the mastadon.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 04, 2014 12:22 PM (pGGaU)

66 Still, is placenta eating a political issue, amoral issue, a personal choice issue, a public health issue?

I used to know a "doula" who would wash them off, coat them with ink, and make a nice suitable-for-framing keepsake monoprint for the mother.

But somehow my idea to use fabric paint and muslin instead of regular ink and paper, then make the kid a quilt out of it was over some line of propriety. O_o

Posted by: HR at May 04, 2014 12:22 PM (hO8IJ)

67 East San Gabriel Valley. Or Shanghai On The 60, as we like to call it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2014 04:19 PM (MwpsQ)

Oh, yeah, a little warmer over there. Oddly enough, though, I work in the Marina, right on the pier, and earlier in the week it was hotter there than Pasadena. Some guy had just driven down from Bakersfield and he said it was hotter in the marina that in Bakersfield.

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2014 12:22 PM (8lmkt)

68 @62 WTF the HQ has a queue? I guess getting shit to Australia takes time and Pixys asleep?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 12:22 PM (0FSuD)

69 OMG Perry is so handsome!

And sexy, too . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2014 12:23 PM (8lmkt)

70 all this placenta talk is making me queasy. WHY WOULD ANYBODY EAT THAT????

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2014 12:24 PM (8lmkt)

71 Since this is an Open Thread, I will update you on our new (as of last Friday) kitteh. He's fully acclimated. The collies, even the younger one who still has some puppy impulses, have been very good. Had all three of them sitting in the living room today w/in a few inches of each other. I highly recommend collies to anyone who wants a dog but has existing pets (especially small ones). They are teh awesome with other critters.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:24 PM (zDsvJ)

72
Governor Perry is as ugly as a boar hog in heat.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at May 04, 2014 12:25 PM (nQjHM)

73 How did your beer turn out?

My German friend said it was "sÃ¼ffig", which is a wine snob word for "I can drink lots of this."

I think it tastes a little odd, I was expecting something like a Blue Moon but it's darker and carmel-y-er, but I am enjoying it.

Next weekend the weather will be crappy so I will make my second batch, which has lighter wheat malt and a different yeast.

Posted by: HR at May 04, 2014 12:25 PM (hO8IJ)

74 >>WTF the HQ has a queue? No. I just mean there are posts in Draft. But the people responsible for putting them up decide for themselves when they go up. There's no real schedule. But the good news is that the Gun thread and other regular threads will appear sometime today.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:25 PM (zDsvJ)

75 Posted by: HR at May 04, 2014 04:25 PM (hO8IJ) Very cool. Glad you're liking it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2014 12:27 PM (GDulk)

76 Mmmmmm. Placenta.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at May 04, 2014 12:27 PM (MwpsQ)

77 Food thread is up! Also, a new open thread.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:28 PM (zDsvJ)

78 ...and in berry season I am totally dumping fruit in my fermenter.

Posted by: HR at May 04, 2014 12:28 PM (hO8IJ)

79 I think they (the Bishop and his husband) have been married for about 8 years. Some straight people don't make it that long either. I think part of the dynamic with SOME gay people is that it kept them together to be united against the supposedly evil people who don't support gay marriage. When they don't have that the "us against the world" vibe the energy is not there. Some lesbians who have gotten married last even less time (less than eight years I mean) . Marriage is not in a good place for either straights or gays for many reasons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2014 12:28 PM (XyM/Y)

80 Posted by: HR at May 04, 2014 04:28 PM (hO8IJ) I want to be able to do that at some point. Making fruit wine sounds really interesting (not brave enough for fruit beer though).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2014 12:30 PM (GDulk)

81 >>>Oh, yeah, a little warmer over there. Oddly enough, though, I work in the Marina, right on the pier, and earlier in the week it was hotter there than Pasadena. Some guy had just driven down from Bakersfield and he said it was hotter in the marina that in Bakersfield. ---------- I was over in Playa del Rey last night. The temp was very comfortable, especially compared to here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2014 12:30 PM (MwpsQ)

82 As I understand it, monogamy and fidelity is not valued in a majority of gay relationships and a very large number are "open". I denounce myself

Posted by: Thunderb at May 04, 2014 12:31 PM (zOTsN)

83 You getting ready for the Big Looksee, olddog? Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 04:21 PM Yep. Tomorrow. Taking Suprep at 6p and 2:30a for 9a fun.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2014 12:32 PM (EKOIc)

84 I was over in Playa del Rey last night. The temp was very comfortable, especially compared to here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2014 04:30 PM (MwpsQ)

were you, by chance, at Mo's or the POW?

Posted by: Peaches at May 04, 2014 12:32 PM (8lmkt)

85 For the GA Rons and Ettes, planning a MoMee at Sidelines Sports Bar in Acworth. Email is in my nic if interested.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 04, 2014 12:34 PM (ojnk6)

86 82-I think you're correct, but it would have set a better example if Robinson and his husband had lasted longer. They were together unmarried for about 20 years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2014 12:34 PM (XyM/Y)

87 Yep. Tomorrow. Taking Suprep at 6p and 2:30a for 9a fun. --- I hope all "goes" well. I have an aversion to drinking mandated things -- gatorade or liquid meds or whatever. So I was really worried about the prep step b/c my version involved a lot of gatorade. I decreased my solid foods a week in advance and was practically on a liquid diet a couple of days before. And somehow I managed to chug all the stuff. IIRC the glycol was the worst. Make sure it's COLD. But I really can't say I suffered much.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:35 PM (zDsvJ)

88 Imagine a picture of Cankles with that Perry photo Heh

Posted by: Thunderb at May 04, 2014 12:36 PM (zOTsN)

89 I highly recommend collies ... Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 04:24 Do they shed a lot and need much brushing?

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2014 12:37 PM (EKOIc)

90 For the GA Rons and Ettes, planning a MoMee at Sidelines Sports Bar in Acworth. Email is in my nic if interested. ********* That'll be Saturday 5/24.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 04, 2014 12:40 PM (ojnk6)

91 >>Do they shed a lot and need much brushing? LOL! Yeah. We have a rough and a smooth. We get the rough professionally-groomed every ~6 wks (plus or minus depending on what's going on). Other than that, she just takes an occasional brush. Smoothie is hard to brush effectively, but not really any maintenance. But she does shed and it is harder to pick up than the rough's.

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 12:41 PM (zDsvJ)

92 And somehow I managed to chug all the stuff. IIRC the glycol was the worst. Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2014 04:35 PM Yeah, NDH mentioned earlier about Golytly. I think it scarred her for life. She said it was slimy.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2014 12:43 PM (EKOIc)

93 Collies are smart as shit and they do shed. What size dog you want? Check this out. http://tinyurl.com/m787p SC state dog.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 04, 2014 12:43 PM (0FSuD)

94 @93. Nip, that spaniel's a good looking dog. After last 2 dogs being heavy shedders and current cat is shedder, would prefer one that required less vacuuming.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 04, 2014 12:54 PM (EKOIc)

95 That's Rick Perry? He looks like Warren Beatty.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 04, 2014 02:13 PM (4Chvm)

96 George Soros looks like a troll. Guess that's what a lifetime of hatred does to a person.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 04, 2014 02:14 PM (4Chvm)

97 Ref #96 " George Soros looks like a troll. Guess that's what a lifetime of hatred does to a person. " - - - - - - - Or a lifetime of "No I don't regret betraying my fellow Jews during WWII. If it wasn't me, it would have been somebody else." So, is that spelled "psychopath" or "sociopath" ??

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at May 04, 2014 05:55 PM (vzPHJ)

98 "Dog's don't walk you, you walk the dog and it stays BEHIND you." Huh? So I have to turn around to pick up after it? Are you actually an idiot or just totally unfamiliar with dogs?

Posted by: that's retarded at May 05, 2014 03:24 AM (EilFB)

99 3
Obama can't even manage his own dog. That dog is totally in charge there.
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That's okay. Wait'll I fire up the grill.

Posted by: Preezy Obama at May 05, 2014 09:03 AM (yQq8A)

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