January 13, 2014

Overnight open Thread (1-13-2014)
— Maetenloch

The New Misogyny: Questioning Gratuitous Lena Dunham Nudity on 'Girls'

Which is just what a reporter dared to do during a panel with 'Girls' producers at a Television Critics Association event.

"I don't get the purpose of all the nudity on the show. By you particularly. I feel like I'm walking into a trap where you say no one complains about the nudity on 'Game of Thrones,' but I get why they're doing it. They're doing it to be salacious. To titillate people. And your character is often naked at random times for no reason"

- TV critic, Tim Molloy, questioning Lena Dunham at TV Critics Association panel

And all hell broke loose. Executive producer Judd Apatow declared the very question offensively sexist and completely out of bounds:

"That was a very clumsily stated question that's offensive on it's face, and you should read it and discuss it with other people how you did that," Apatow said, speaking to the reporter who asked the question. "It's very offensive." "It's sexist and offensive, it's misogynistic," [Apatow] said.

And another producer Jenni Konner was still seething minutes later over the reporter's hate question:

"I literally was spacing out because I'm in such a rage spiral about that guy," she said pointing to the question-asker. "I was just looking at him looking at him and going into this rage [over] this idea that you would talk to a woman like that and accuse a woman of showing her body too much. The idea it just makes me sort of sick."

But then later during the discussions they admit that having Dunham nude so much was an deliberate artistic choice intended to normalize nudity as just another part of her character's life that could be used for comedic/dramatic effect without being salacious or sexy. And Dunham explained her frequent nudity this way:

It's because it's a realistic expression of what it's like to be alive, I think, and I totally get it. If you are not into me, that's your problem.

Okay granted the reporter could have asked his question in smoother way but wasn't he basically asking why there was so much non-titillating Lena Dunham nudity - which seemed to have been the exact intent of the writers and producers - and yet somehow that very question makes him an offensive misogynist bastard. Huh?

Oh and here's a recent pic of Lena Dunham. Given her age and current income this is probably the peak of her attractiveness. It's not that she's ugly - mostly she's a tiny bit weakly cute in a very average way. Which isn't a crime and just makes her average-ish. But I guess we're supposed to pretend she's a sex pot and swoon over her nudity or we're now misogynists or something.

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[Full disclosure: I've never seen an episode of Girls so maybe Lena Dunham nudity is a glorious beautiful thing. But I'm going with my instincts on this one]

On Gender Neutral Dating

Managing the sex lives of others is a never ending task for the progressive left. The latest rule: If you're dating a girl or a guy and want them to behave like one, that's so very hetero-normative of you i.e. bad.

"It's not possible to have a completely gender neutral date," writes therapist Andrew Smiler in a head-clutchingly asinine essay for the Good Men Project, a repository of painfully navel-gazing male-feminist apologetics that describes itself as "not so much a magazine as a social movement."

But first he issues a lengthy but likely incomplete apology/disclaimer for any PC rule he may have already broken.

"I'm trying to write this guide to apply across all genders, masculine, feminine, trans*, etc. If I've missed or something is very wrong, I have faith someone will let me know in the comments. I'm also writing based on my own American background and referring primarily to gender roles as they currently exist in the U.S. Depending on where you're from, you may have grown up with this approach or you may find it completely foreign."

And yes the * is apparently important. And here's some of his advice:

"Talking to someone, kissing and groping, and asking to see someone again (or not), requires a heart, a brain, a mouth, and the ability to communicate. Your genitalia-and your partner's genitalia-are only relevant if you prefer some types of genitalia over others."

"Although it can be awkward, I recommend having at least a little conversation about gender roles - especially as they apply to dating and sex - during the first date."

"Standards of attractiveness are closely connected to gender, so you might want to get all gendered up. Then again, "getting all gendered up" might be confusing if you're mostly not following the standard gender script."

"In any dating scenario, you'll need to decide if and how much sexual contact you want to have with this person at this time. Remember, guys are allowed to refuse, even if you've never heard one admit doing so."

Yes. Yes they are.

The Ever-Growing Ranks

2.7 million Americans served in Vietnam, and 1 million of them were still alive as of the 2000 Census. 13.8 million claimed to be Vietnam veterans on that census. Several hundred Vietnam vets die every day, and it seems like the same number of wannabees bloom.

And then you have the fake missing arm scammers.

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Correlation and Causation

Don't always go together. But  just wait until Jenny McCarthy sees this graph.

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On Firewood and Adulthood

We were out of firewood. Well, not out, exactly; I'm a fool, but not that big of one. There were still three cords sleeping in the back yard where we stacked them in August to dry. But there was no more in the house. We'd put three cords in the basement, and all but a few junks were gone in a puff of woodsmoke already. It will rain again tomorrow, and be miserable to be outside, and handling firewood in the rain is a penance not to be inflicted on the innocent. The time to get more was today. 

My son came out with me. He shows no enthusiasm, but does not complain. It's the mark of an adult, I think.

...My son, who is no longer a child, really, never flagged, never complained once. We spoke almost not at all, because there wasn't much to say. The work would whisper done when there wasn't any more of it. I thought to myself that I would not have been able to do it without him to help me. I wondered -- I very dearly wished -- he might say the same thing about me.

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Counterfeit Guns in Mexico

Part of Fast and Furious or perhaps another scam altogether.

The SWB-FIST [Southwest Border Field Intelligence Support Team] and ATF's Mexico Country Office (MCO) began reviewing the seizure data from this widely publicized incident, to include photographs of many of the seized weapons. An observation was made that two of the recovered Colt M16 rifles with attached 40mm grenade launchers were most likely counterfeit. Analysts noted that these weapons did not contain serial numbers (Colt serializes both the rifle and the launcher), nor did they bear signs of serial number obliteration. Additionally, the word "government" stamped above the magazine well was missing the letter "n," and Colt trademark symbols appeared to be crudely forged and placed inconsistently on the rifles with known Colt firearms' stamping. Furthermore, the selector switch appearing on the grenade launchers is not the same switch as that manufactured as part of a Colt M203 40mm grenade launcher . ..

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Well Finally - Octomom Charged With felony Welfare Fraud

She's been a grifter of one sort or another since 2000. Now maybe her children will end up in a decent home.

Oprah in the Crapper

With picture. You know you want to click the link...come on do it...go with your feelings, Luke.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:45 PM | Comments (809)
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1 In before the firsters.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2014 06:46 PM (4Mv1T)

2 New Thread!

Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 13, 2014 06:46 PM (RcT8p)

3 Well , I'm glad I didn't post that again...., a double stomp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 06:47 PM (aDwsi)

4 Whew, thanks Maet for the ONT. I thought it had been kidnapped.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 13, 2014 06:47 PM (GKF3X)

5 RE: Lena Dunham - no idea why a fat tattoo'd whore is so offended at people being bored by her fat ugly tattoo'd gut flabber.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 13, 2014 06:47 PM (g/68I)

6 Ok. I'll buy a shotgun.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 06:47 PM (UNP3s)

7 Bout fucking time. Good night Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 13, 2014 06:47 PM (GEICT)

8 first!

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 06:48 PM (esoZV)

9 Hey all!

Posted by: EC at January 13, 2014 06:49 PM (doBIb)

10 soooooooooooooo we shot the Beowulf yesterday without the tank brake I didn't know anything about this 'tank brake' now I do

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 06:49 PM (At8tV)

11 Your late posting made me look ridiculous. A soothsayer cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!

Posted by: soothsayer woltz at January 13, 2014 06:49 PM (ixub4)

12 Oh, and thanks for the Kinks.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 06:49 PM (UNP3s)

13 I don't think it is possible to present Dunham's nudity in a titilating way.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at January 13, 2014 06:49 PM (Elynj)

14 I called 1043. Anyone call 1044 or 1045?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 06:50 PM (DmNpO)

15 n before the firsters. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2014 10:46 PM (4Mv1T) you read that too fast it is 'fisters' fister is so 90's, fapper! way more sophisticated and moron like

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 06:50 PM (esoZV)

16 A soothsayer cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!>>

What are you running low on Nood stamps?

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 06:50 PM (TI3xG)

17 Holy crap! Talk about lipstick on a pig!

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 06:51 PM (JdEZJ)

18 speakin of stamps... when do stamps go up?

Posted by: soothsayer woltz at January 13, 2014 06:51 PM (ixub4)

19 I attempted to swoon, but...  not happening.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 06:51 PM (BZAd3)

20 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 06:51 PM (T1005)

21 Damn Mike I still want to read it.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 06:51 PM (JdEZJ)

22 In before the fisters? Sounds kinda... Oh, sorry, never mind.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 13, 2014 06:52 PM (+1T7c)

23 L. Dunhams FUPA is grody

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 06:52 PM (esoZV)

24 Never seen the attraction for Lena Dunham. Kind of think they're just hyping her BECAUSE she's plain. Gender neutral dude doesn't plan on getting laid, I'm guessing....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 13, 2014 06:52 PM (PZ6/M)

25 Dunham would not hit it even in a blind drunken stupor

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 13, 2014 06:52 PM (XVQhm)

26 "It's not that she's ugly - mostly she's a little cute in a average way." Maet, barrel.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (oFCZn)

27 My eyes went blind to protect my heart

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (XVQhm)

28 firewood? why would anyone need firewood?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (At8tV)

29 Evening all. Honestly, why is that Dunham girl such a thing? Is being ugly and naked what the cool hip kids are doing now? Dear heavens, how far our society has fallen if she is titillating.

Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (EvHC8)

30

 "If you are not into me, that's your problem."

 

huhuhuh uhuhuh..... huhuhuh

Posted by: butthead at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (9gNQd)

31 I saw Gendered Element open for New-Misogyny during a bad acid-trip in 1982.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (3qZbZ)

32 The Sundering of Marriage Marriage is no longer what it once was: A social more protect by law intended to channel the energy and sexual drive of men and women into a stable family where children can be loved and raised. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4588

Posted by: ThePoliticalHat at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (AymDN)

33 There's just something about Dunham, even when she dresses up, she just gives off the vibe of a slattern. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (HsJeN)

34 Lena Dunham is just another average girl who grew up with a mother telling her she was beautiful, mustn't ruin that self esteem must we, now in the big bad world she's finding not everyone buys that crap and it's not acceptable to their mindset.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (GKF3X)

35 The firewood story describes me and my dad working together, and me and my sons.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 06:53 PM (JdEZJ)

36 Sarah Palin’s brother, Chuck Heath Jr., posted this note on Facebook on January 11: Coincidence? You decide. My father, who worked multiple jobs and faithfully and honestly paid his taxes for fifty years, had never heard a word from the IRS. In 2008, his daughter was tapped to run for vice president of the United States. Since that time, he has been, in his words “horribly harassed” six times by the agency. They’ve tried to dig up something on him but he’s always operated above board. Government and politics are ugly. Kudos to the few that are trying to clean it up.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 13, 2014 06:54 PM (e8kgV)

37 Hey folks.

So... the jury came back on the Kelly Thomas police brutality case in Orange County, California. The jury came back with Not Guilty verdicts all around.

Link to story at OC Weekly below. Be wary of the commenters if you think this was the right jury decision.

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2014/01/kelly_thomas_verdict.php

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2014 06:54 PM (HVI5a)

38 Hammer- I read it. Cliff's Notes. And in your words... "False conclusions cloud reality and hinder effective solutions." It was a most eloquent post. And far above my pay grade.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2014 06:54 PM (4Mv1T)

39 Maet, barrel.

Do not bring that Dunham chick in her with you. 

Even I have standards.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 13, 2014 06:54 PM (wSrLR)

40 I got a slick, large (8.5"x 11"), card stock, 4 color piece in the mail today. Promoting Kay Hagan. Here's pics: http://tinypic.com/m/hv5fky/1 http://tinypic.com/m/hv5fl4/1 http://tinypic.com/m/hv5fld/1 http://tinypic.com/m/hv5flh/1 The last pic shows who paid for it. If you have any friends who are realtors, you might give them some serious shit about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

41 Lena Dunham's body is the least of her problems.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 13, 2014 06:54 PM (WdbF7)

42 Oh and here's a recent pic of Lena Dunham. Given her age and current income this is probably the peak of her attractiveness. It's not that she's ugly - mostly she's a little cute in a average way. Which isn't a crime and just makes her average-ish. But I guess we're supposed to pretend she's a sex pot and swoon over her nudity or we're now misogynists or something. Haha!!!! Go right ahead.

Posted by: EC at January 13, 2014 06:54 PM (doBIb)

43 dunham looks like the typical jax, florida low grade stripper i'd pass

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 06:54 PM (At8tV)

44 Lena Dunham should be required to wear clothing at all times, even in private.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 13, 2014 06:55 PM (2vl2+)

45 She's that chick who always smelled like sour cream in high school. It's because she ate it by the ladle.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 13, 2014 06:55 PM (g/68I)

46 g'evenin' 'rons and g'night

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2014 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

47 Because I take seriously never to pull one over with my links, I will provide fair warning. This is not your average Hollywood starlet: http://binged.it/1ajcyZu

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 06:55 PM (DmNpO)

48 "The New Misogyny: Questioning Gratuitous Lena Dunham Nudity on 'Girls' " You know, for people who despise religion, lefties sure have a lot of sacred cows.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 06:55 PM (YZKVq)

49 I read that TV Guide thinks Girls is just wonderful, based on their opinion The Newsroom, I havenÂ’t even tried to watch it. I watched 15-20 minutes of the first episode of Newsroom before I turned it off. They were right about Masters of Sex. I think they like HBO.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 06:56 PM (z4WKX)

50

 

heheheh eh heheh... yeah, yeah, I'd be into her, but she's ugly and fat.... heheh. But, she's got boobs... heheheh eh heh... I'm conflicted... heheheh... "boobs"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at January 13, 2014 06:56 PM (9gNQd)

51 Even though we all claim the obvious female charms are attractive, what really makes a woman attractive enough to spend time with is her personal charm and personality. Lena Dunham has the personality of a mildewed dish rag. With the money she has made from that fetid cable show, you would think she could buy herself a decent dress. That yellow bag she is wearing is hideous. What a freak.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 13, 2014 06:56 PM (+1T7c)

52 Does Lena reflect her father's image of women?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

53 Got two eight shot shotguns for Christmas.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at January 13, 2014 06:56 PM (Elynj)

54 I think Lena Dunham would look better with this hairdo. http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t114/dog427435/street%20scene%202014/d20_zpsda8afac5.jpg

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 06:56 PM (8FyP4)

55 37 The jury came back with Not Guilty verdicts all around YAY!! them batons aren't going to swing themselves you know

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 06:57 PM (At8tV)

56 You know, for people who despise religion, lefties sure have a lot of sacred cows. ...and pigs, and horses, and three-toed sloths... and orang-utans...

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 13, 2014 06:57 PM (g/68I)

57 (Colt serializes both the rifle and the launcher), nor did they bear signs of serial number obliteration. Additionally, the word "government" stamped above the magazine well was missing the letter "n," and Colt trademark symbols appeared to be crudely forged and placed inconsistently on the rifles with known Colt firearms' stamping I'll bet you can make a shit-ton of money selling fake M16's and grenade launchers Totes made in Mexico, nobody would smuggle them into Mex.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 06:57 PM (esoZV)

58
Oh and here's a recent pic of Lena Dunham....It's not that she's ugly - mostly she's a little cute in a average way.





Measured against the average LA or NY girl in her clade: Subpar

Measured against the average actress in her age pool: Dog Police! Arf Arf Arf!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 13, 2014 06:57 PM (kdS6q)

59 Felling pretty WIDE here, not very centered though

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 06:57 PM (esoZV)

60 48- I see what you did there.

Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2014 06:57 PM (EvHC8)

61 Doesn't the liberal mindset tell them they are all the smartest,most beautiful or most handsome. That's why the screaming and name calling when reality smacks them in the face. Despite its low ratings her show has been picked up for another season screw reality I guess.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 13, 2014 06:58 PM (GKF3X)

62 Most young chicks are ok with Dunham's nudity because they have better bodies than her

Posted by: Eddie Baby at January 13, 2014 06:58 PM (Elynj)

63 Countrysquire, bitly.com is your friend

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 06:58 PM (DmNpO)

64 Lena, please keep your clothes on. A small fraction of the human race looks good naked. Hear me? Small fraction.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2014 06:59 PM (AO9UG)

65 Now here's something I'd go for. Warning: boobs. http://oi42.tinypic.com/dpe9ar.jpg

Posted by: EC at January 13, 2014 06:59 PM (doBIb)

66 At least she doesn't have a face like a horse.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 06:59 PM (JdEZJ)

67 47 hmmmmmm there is a pic of michelle malkin in the middle of the page did dunham eat her?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 06:59 PM (At8tV)

68 So we're going to talk about a homely chick for the entire ONT? Please.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 13, 2014 06:59 PM (4Mv1T)

69 18

speakin of stamps...

when do stamps go up?

Posted by: soothsayer woltz at January 13, 2014 10:51 PM (ixub4)



According to the BH, it's 1/26/14, it's 3 cents, and there are a whole bunch of new rules. She also notes that endicia.com has a solid rundown somewhere on their site.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 06:59 PM (T1005)

70 heheheh eh heheh... yeah, yeah, I'd be into her, but she's ugly and fat.... heheh. But, she's got boobs... heheheh eh heh... I'm conflicted... heheheh... "boobs"... heheheh

Dammit. Beavis.  Shut up!

Posted by: Butthead at January 13, 2014 07:00 PM (FvyJS)

71 Isn't it amusing that the EXACT same people who tell us that Gheys cannot control who they find attractive... Are the same ones telling Men that they must find Fat Ugly Women attractive?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2014 07:00 PM (lZBBB)

72 I don't think even JEFF DUNHAM would use her on a stick... maybe stuff her in a suitcase.

Which bridge did they find her under?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 13, 2014 07:00 PM (mXNVC)

73 The information that James Rosen broke on Fox in regard to Benghazi, is going to open a huge can of sticky, stinky shit all over Obama, Biden, Clinton, Rice, et. al.  This should be fun.


I'm giddy.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 07:01 PM (BZAd3)

74 I still say that Lena Dunham looks like a less feminine Michael Cera.

Posted by: buzzion at January 13, 2014 07:01 PM (LI48c)

75 Not surprised Palins father is getting hit by the IRS I'm sure there are many more who are just afraid to talk.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 13, 2014 07:01 PM (GKF3X)

76 I would not hit that! And she probably has large FUPA.

Posted by: Amoo Hadji at January 13, 2014 07:01 PM (Rax2C)

77 NDH, even Bing wouldn't let me.   The search Lena Dunham Naked may return explicit adult content and has been filtered by your Bing SafeSearch settings.

Posted by: joanne at January 13, 2014 07:01 PM (s/quq)

78 But just wait until Jenny McCarthy sees this graph. That's it, I'm only eating silicon based foods now!!1!

Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at January 13, 2014 07:02 PM (AymDN)

79 Wow, I just lost a lot of respect for Judd Apatow. I've always liked his movies, but I had no idea he was the executive producer of Girls. Nor did I think he was the type to declare any sort of criticism of his work to be beyond the bounds of civilized discourse.

With Judd Apatow and Ashley Judd disqualifying themselves by being such outspoken left-wing loons, it looks like Judd Nelson is back on top as Hollywood's coolest Judd.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 07:02 PM (/96QU)

80 71 Are the same ones telling Men that they must find Fat Ugly Women attractive? you know, this ont could turn in a terrible way especially if someone mentions that women should be a size 5 or smaller...........but I would never say that

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:02 PM (At8tV)

81 wow theyre really making a huge deal outta the WV chem spill well, when you can't get a school shooting...

Posted by: soothsayer woltz at January 13, 2014 07:02 PM (ixub4)

82 Does Ace know somebody shit on the post? Most chicks at Wal Mart cashing food stamps look that good.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 13, 2014 07:02 PM (XVQhm)

83 Yeah, I guess that link was a touch long. Big link for big hair.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 07:02 PM (8FyP4)

84 EC @ 65 You sir, are a giver.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 13, 2014 07:03 PM (+1T7c)

85 You had me at Oprah on the crapper.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2014 07:03 PM (fsLdt)

86 Lena Dunham would look cuter is she was less dickish.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2014 07:03 PM (AO9UG)

87 Not surprised Palins father is getting hit by the IRS I'm sure there are many more who are just afraid to talk. Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 13, 2014 11:01 PM (GKF3X) just wait the AFT and EPA are next, just ask the tea party chick in Texas Would not fuck with Pailins dad, he could have your corpse eaten by wolves, bears, wolverines or even foxes in 4 to 5 hours

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 07:03 PM (esoZV)

88 The search Lena Dunham Naked may return explicit adult content and has been filtered by your Bing SafeSearch settings. *** I adjusted my settings to do the search

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:03 PM (DmNpO)

89 I find her hideous because she's a leftist. If she was a normal gal - well, she wouldn't look as horrible and snarly, nor would she be swinging her sackmeat in public. If she weren't a leftist hosebeast, she might be a decent looking gal. But that slop train's already run the tunnel, so to speak.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 13, 2014 07:03 PM (g/68I)

90 The gender-neutral dating thing cracks me up.  Look, if I buy a guy a lobster dinner, I expect him to put out, and by put out I mean re-caulk my bathtub and kill spiders.

Posted by: no good deed at January 13, 2014 07:03 PM (HsJeN)

91 Sounds like Judd Apatow is a tad jealous that Game of Thrones has more viewers than Girls.

In that case, he should also be angry at the infomercials that air at 3 am.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 13, 2014 07:04 PM (FHNkr)

92 Nudity trophies for everybody!!! Thanks for participating!!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 07:04 PM (g4TxM)

93 OFFENDED? Yeah. right. Offended as in a "are you paying attention to me" way

Posted by: billypaintbrush at January 13, 2014 07:04 PM (9/iF+)

94 Girls comes on at 11:15. Want to watch it together? I've never seen it and I'm dang sure not going in alone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:04 PM (DmNpO)

95 yeah, the LAST thing we need is a postage stamp that costs a round number

Posted by: soothsayer woltz at January 13, 2014 07:05 PM (ixub4)

96 That skeezer should never ever be seen naked by anyone

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 13, 2014 07:05 PM (XVQhm)

97 No good deed you sound like Mrs. Freaked.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 07:05 PM (JdEZJ)

98 90 The gender-neutral dating thing cracks me up. Look, if I buy a guy a lobster dinner, I expect him to put out, and by put out I mean re-caulk my bathtub and kill spiders.

Posted by: no good deed at January 13, 2014 11:03 PM (HsJeN)

 

Just let me run to Home Depot and take off my shoe.

Posted by: buzzion at January 13, 2014 07:05 PM (LI48c)

99 I think Lena Dunham would look better with this hairdo. http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t114/dog427435/street%20scene%202014/d20_zpsda8afac5.jpg Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 10:56 PM (8FyP4) Better hairstyle yet: http://tinyurl.com/7w5otp6

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 07:05 PM (AymDN)

100 lena  naked looks like a peeled potato.

Posted by: papersack at January 13, 2014 07:06 PM (pWoyq)

101 In that case, he should also be angry at the infomercials that air at 3 am. Posted by: Iasonas That right there is funny.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 13, 2014 07:06 PM (+1T7c)

102 Chicks get emotional if they don't get the reaction they want when they get nekkid in front of you.  That was all that little outburst was about.  "You think I'm too fat?"

The reporter should have pointed out he would have asked the same question of her male doppleganger, Dennis Franz, so he couldn't possibly be accused of having a double standard.

Posted by: Jayne, hero of Canton at January 13, 2014 07:06 PM (qYvEa)

103 Re: Vietnam veterans, anyone who served in the armed forces during the official time frame of the Vietnam War anywhere in the world is considered a "Vietnam Era" veteran for the purposes of various government programs. The subset who actually served in Vietnam for some minimum period of time (30 days, maybe?) are considered "Vietnam veterans". Perhaps this accounts for the difference in numbers. I don't know how the census form words the question.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 13, 2014 07:06 PM (SREVj)

104 Lena Dunham has the personality of a mildewed dish rag.

Hey, that's not fair!  At least I'm cleaned up after a good bath

Posted by: Mildewed Dish Rag at January 13, 2014 07:06 PM (9GG/0)

105 I'm sorry. Every woman in the world can't be a cover girl. But that Lena Dunham chick is so NOT attractive. She is the gal who can't get a date even though she puts out with anything that comes down the pike. You know the type. Not in demand. Ever.

Posted by: 'Ette, in training but the bar is too damn high! at January 13, 2014 07:06 PM (zvxqj)

106 A small fraction of the human race looks good naked.

Hear me? Small fraction. >>
Proof
http://tinyurl.com/nc4uugy

Cleanse
http://tinyurl.com/kroa2v2

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 07:06 PM (TI3xG)

107 What I'd ace was naked on this blog every day? I'd be disturbed by that, let me tell ya. Even ass-less chaps would be a bit too much.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2014 07:07 PM (AO9UG)

108 InspectorCussword my hat's off to you,well done sir.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 13, 2014 07:07 PM (XVQhm)

109 Lena Dunham's a talentless sow. Is that misogynistic enough for you, Apatow?

Posted by: rrpjr at January 13, 2014 07:07 PM (s/yC1)

110 The information that James Rosen broke on Fox in regard to Benghazi, is going to open a huge can of sticky, stinky shit all over Obama, Biden, Clinton, Rice, et. al. This should be fun.


I'm giddy.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 11:01 PM (BZAd3)



Because the MFM is going to start to covering this and the LIVs will become aware when?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 13, 2014 07:07 PM (3qZbZ)

111 Forget those hairdos, this is what Lena Dunham needs:

http://tinyurl.com/n8ken2q

Posted by: Iasonas at January 13, 2014 07:07 PM (FHNkr)

112 "It's not that she's ugly - mostly she's a tiny bit cute in a very average way." Well, rather than the words 'cute' and 'average', I would would substitute 'heinous' and 'squatch' ...other than that, I think you pretty much nailed it.

Posted by: rc at January 13, 2014 07:07 PM (9juRt)

113 "It's not possible to have a completely gender neutral date, **** Ckuf you! I WANT to be a woman and I want the man in my life to be a MAN. They won't be happy until we've been intimidated or shamed into being one of millions of vanilla people, indistinguishable from the next. Viva la individuality! Right?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:07 PM (DmNpO)

114 It's not that she's ugly - mostly she's a tiny bit cute in a very average way. Thank you. That's pretty much what I've been saying all along. Lena Dunham > Helen Thomas Christina Hendricks > Lena Dunham I give her a solid 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. I've never seen her show, since I cancelled my cable over a year ago. If it weren't for the HQ, I would probably have never heard of her.

Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2014 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

115 The whole point is to stick her nakedness in your Repressed faces. And, to get you to talk about her and her show. Missions: Accomplished.

Posted by: soothsayer woltz at January 13, 2014 07:08 PM (ixub4)

116 Legalize the brown! Puffin' dung makes you well hung!

Posted by: Amoo Hadji at January 13, 2014 07:08 PM (Rax2C)

117 [Full disclosure: I've never seen an episode of Girls so maybe Lena Dunham nudity is a glorious beautiful thing. But I'm going with my instincts on this one] Trust the Instincts, Luke.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 13, 2014 07:08 PM (qIFL7)

118 102 Chicks get emotional if they don't get the reaction they want when they get nekkid in front of you my wife always gets a reaction out of me when she's naked I feel sorry for the poor thing....damn her bad selection of men

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:09 PM (At8tV)

119 So, autism causes people to buy organic food?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 07:10 PM (g4TxM)

120 The perfect costume for Lena Dunham

http://tinyurl.com/ovveqmx

Posted by: chemjeff at January 13, 2014 07:10 PM (9GG/0)

121 Better hairstyle yet:

http://tinyurl.com/7w5otp6


*golf clap*

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 13, 2014 07:10 PM (wSrLR)

122 Danger: Humans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPqk-O-fD4

Posted by: Interstellar Safety Council at January 13, 2014 07:10 PM (AymDN)

123 Look, iPad, if you are going to autocorrect English into Ipadian, please blast a horn so I can notice it.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2014 07:10 PM (AO9UG)

124 >>>lena naked looks like a peeled potato. Complete with creepy eye-spot blems.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 07:10 PM (UNP3s)

125 If Lena Dunham was a better writer, they wouldn't need to resort to such foolishness.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2014 07:11 PM (MMC8r)

126 With the money she has why couldnt she buy a dress that fits?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 13, 2014 07:11 PM (RZ8pf)

127 119 autism causes people to buy organic food? it would explain hippies

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:11 PM (At8tV)

128 Maet, YouÂ’re being overly generous is saying Lena is a tiny bit cute. I think sheÂ’s below average and probably related to someone to get that series.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 07:11 PM (z4WKX)

129
Because the MFM is going to start to covering this and the LIVs will become aware when?

Posted by: cm9000 at January 13, 2014 11:07 PM (3qZbZ)



On Benghazi they lied and lied and lied.  For weeks.  After the "You can keep your doctor and your insurance," lies, the MFM will not be able to avoid this or they'll really be seen as complicit. 

Tons of crow will be eaten.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 07:11 PM (BZAd3)

130 YouÂ’re being overly generous is saying Lena is a tiny bit cute. I think sheÂ’s below average and probably related to someone to get that series. *** IIRC she wrote the script

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:11 PM (DmNpO)

131

NDH, yeah well I binged Lena Dunham eating and my eyeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!

 

Small boobies and lots of rolls of side-flab is not a good way to go through life nekkid.

Posted by: joanne at January 13, 2014 07:12 PM (s/quq)

132 or created the series..... or something

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:12 PM (DmNpO)

133 Speaking of organic food nonsense, I've been seeing this bit of idiocy cropping up on FB posts. I dunno why now since the video the post is based off of is over 2 years old, but here you go: A Little GirlÂ’s Project Shows Us Why We Need To Choose Organic Produce http://tinyurl.com/mo7x6g9 Basically this little girl reproduced the finding that "Bud Nip" *gasp* inhibits potato sprouting while in storage. And IIRC, the toxicity studies showed that one would have to ingest a helluva lot of "Bud Nip" before you started to see toxicity in humans. Great job, parents-who-obviously-put-their-kid-up-to-spouting-organic-foods-propaganda.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2014 07:12 PM (WlWt+)

134 ok, gonna check out early tonight.
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 13, 2014 07:12 PM (9GG/0)

135 Mætenloch: Nice post, as always... except... when I tried to read about that woman in the Banana Dress, I could hear my brain cells' tiny little screams of agony. And "Gender Neutral Dating" seems to be one of those intensively technical articles with a special vocabulary totally over my head. But... nice post. ❢ Work rhymes with lurk but not with fork. All is madness.

Posted by: webworker at January 13, 2014 07:12 PM (U13jb)

136 G'nite CJ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:13 PM (DmNpO)

137 Here's why I'm against that gratuitous, non-titillating nudity on tv shows. Most people look a hell of a lot better clothed than naked. I don't want to have to look at other people's flab, cellulite, freckles, and body hair. It's gross, and if I want to be grossed out I will go to a slasher movie. The shows where unrealistically attractive women are naked is different. They actually look good, and men watch them for that express reason. As far as showing a realistic expression of being alive? Going to the toilet is also a realistic expression of being alive, but I don't want to see it. Just like I don't want to see other people's flab and cellulite. If you don't look like a model, strangers don't want to see you in all your icky glory.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 07:14 PM (YZKVq)

138 Good Eveniing, Horde. I'm bad at being a spoiled, upper-middle-class housewife. Dave gave me a gift card to a jewellery store and I went out tonight to buy something sparkly. Instead, I came home with blueberry bran muffins.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 07:14 PM (N/cFh)

139 Counterfeit gun. Why not, it is almost like rule 34. If it exists there is porn of it.
If it exists there is a counterfeit copy of it.

Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at January 13, 2014 07:14 PM (bkAvJ)

140 I thought the nudity on Game of Thrones was to settle your stomach after all the beheadings and burning alive?

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 07:14 PM (4JkHl)

141 In no surprise to anyone, the Nikkei index is down 2.30%

2014 has the potential to be an 'interesting time.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 13, 2014 07:14 PM (yZwfe)

142 ok, gonna check out early tonight. good night all Just in time to go and catch 'Girls'. Coincidence?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 07:14 PM (UNP3s)

143 the MFM will not be able to avoid this or they'll really be seen as complicit. Tons of crow will be eaten. -------------------------- Oh, you poor naive man....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (aDwsi)

144 the true measure of hotness is to get rid of the make-up very few Hollywood chicks would do very well Jennifer lawrence would....girl's a cutie

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (At8tV)

145 Okay, the person who loves you and goes to bed with you wants to see you, but that's different than flashing the whole country.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (YZKVq)

146 ONT get a late start tonight? Or is everyone in the bunk due to that hottie in the yellow dress with a billboard on her arm?

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (Q6HBD)

147 Lena Dunham? Even I wouldn't hit that.

Posted by: A blind guy with no hands or sense of smell at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (FHNkr)

148 She looks like shit in that dress that matches her smoker teefs. Her hair looks like she's a 5yo raised by an alcoholic single mom who can't cut it straight, barely combs it, sticks a bobby pin in it and sends her to school. That tattoo looks like she won it in a box of cracker jacks and sweat most of it off. Her tiny flabby tits are smooshed up around her ears, mostly because her posture is so bad. She looks like the fucking butter cow from the Iowa State Fair at the end of the day.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (Y92Nd)

149 On Benghazi they lied and lied and lied. For weeks. After the "You can keep your doctor and your insurance," lies, the MFM will not be able to avoid this or they'll really be seen as complicit. Tons of crow will be eaten. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb I'm sure we share much in a political outlook, but I have a question? What color is the sky on your world?

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (+1T7c)

150 The good side is that Lena Dunham may single-handedly de-popularize tattoos.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (MMC8r)

151 Lots of counterfeit gun parts out there.  Sounds like crappy copies.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 07:15 PM (4JkHl)

152

Lena, please keep your clothes on.

A small fraction of the human race looks good naked.

Hear me? Small fraction.

Posted by: eman at January 13, 2014 10:59 PM

 

 

And she would definitely only fit into an XXX Large fraction.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (9gNQd)

153 Ok we're beyond Full Clockwork Orange, and on to neuralizer,

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (Jsiw/)

154 144 the true measure of hotness is to get rid of the make-up very few Hollywood chicks would do very well Jennifer lawrence would....girl's a cutie She's a natural cutie.

Posted by: EC at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (doBIb)

155

Yep, the fraction of people who look good naked on screen is sort of like the fraction of people who can play football at the NFL level, baseball at the major league level, etc. They are a small group. And, as they get older, it takes a lot of work and money to stay in that group.

    I know I'm not in that group and never was. It's bad enough to have look at myself nekkid when I have to to. Someone needs to tell Lena Dunham she's in the same group.

  It is not sexist or mean to point this out. It's like me critiquing some NFL player for a bad play. I know I wouldn't last 1 second with them, and would probably be killed. But even though I'm nowhere near that skill and ability level, I can still judge and critique those who are and point out failures.

   Lena Dunham has no business showing herself on the screen in anything less that fully covered.

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (M5Os+)

156 They sell muffins at a jewelery store?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (aDwsi)

157 Is it just me, or have these feminist jerks gotten more obnoxious since the dolts in the media embraced Sandra the Slut Fluke.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (YZKVq)

158 On Benghazi they lied and lied and lied. For weeks. After the "You can keep your doctor and your insurance," lies, the MFM will not be able to avoid this or they'll really be seen as complicit. By lonestarheeb This sums it up: http://tinyurl.com/mf5nxkv

Posted by: lindafell at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (PGO8C)

159 She looks like shit in that dress that matches her smoker teefs. Her hair looks like she's a 5yo raised by an alcoholic single mom who can't cut it straight, barely combs it, sticks a bobby pin in it and sends her to school. That tattoo looks like she won it in a box of cracker jacks and sweat most of it off. Her tiny flabby tits are smooshed up around her ears, mostly because her posture is so bad. She looks like the fucking butter cow from the Iowa State Fair at the end of the day. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 13, 2014 11:15 PM (Y92Nd) How insulting!

Posted by: A Butter Cow at the Iowa State Fair at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (AymDN)

160 Oh, you poor naive man....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 11:15 PM (aDwsi)

Leave me my delusions.


Pleeeeeeeeezzzzeeeeee.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 07:16 PM (BZAd3)

161 You're too kind Tattoo.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 07:17 PM (JdEZJ)

162 I would watch it with you NDH but I like Major Crimes on TNT. I would have recommended that you watch it because I like it and a month or two ago Rush said he enjoys the show. Tonight is season finale and I missed the episodes on earlier in the fall? or when Season 2 began. there are only a few on demand. Some other night for Girls? IÂ’m sure it sucks.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 07:17 PM (z4WKX)

163 >>Tattoo De Plane So, are you thinking she's hot or not?

Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2014 07:17 PM (DI+ja)

164 Gee willickers! I'd rather watch all the wieners on Game of Thrones instead of her lady parts!

Posted by: butters stotch at January 13, 2014 07:17 PM (Rax2C)

165 I heard that Lena Dunham asked Ted Kennedy for a car ride once and he refused.

Posted by: A blind guy with no hands or sense of smell at January 13, 2014 07:18 PM (FHNkr)

166 Lena Dunham offends me. She doesn't have to actually do anything.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 07:18 PM (0ZtCW)

167 156 They sell muffins at a jewelery store? Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 11:16 PM (aDwsi) --- Trader Joe's, next to the mall.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 07:18 PM (N/cFh)

168 I still don't know WTF a "rage spiral" is. Although I suppose it could describe me over the last five years.

Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2014 07:18 PM (sdi6R)

169 Lena is below average in that "amanda marcotte" way

Posted by: Lauren at January 13, 2014 07:18 PM (hFL/3)

170 gender neutral dating? Everyone wants equality until the dinner bill comes out.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 13, 2014 07:18 PM (WdbF7)

171 123 "Ipadian" LOL.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2014 07:19 PM (M/TDA)

172 especially if someone mentions that women should be a size 5 or smaller...........but I would never say that

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 11:02 PM (At8tV)



The problem with size 5 is that it won't accommodate a DD cup. At least, not in my case.

Posted by: tcn at January 13, 2014 07:19 PM (fwcEs)

173 137 Most people look a hell of a lot better clothed than naked all people do a little imagination goes a long way

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:19 PM (At8tV)

174 I don't want any damned gender neutral dating. I want a man to open doors and pick up the check and being me flowers.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 07:20 PM (N/cFh)

175 No I did not clink on the link to oprah on the crapper, I have learned well while a lurker here. Besides who wants to see oprah even when she's not on the crapper.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 13, 2014 07:20 PM (GKF3X)

176 174 I don't want any damned gender neutral dating. I want a man to open doors and pick up the check and being me flowers. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 11:20 PM (N/cFh) How...hetero-normative.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2014 07:21 PM (WlWt+)

177 Trader Joe's, next to the mall. Posted by: Gingy ----------------- Ok..., well, that kills my latest idea: 'Muffinbucks' Where you can have muffin tops while shopping for and pricey baubles

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

178 I don't want any damned gender neutral dating. I want a man to open doors and pick up the check and being me flowers.

Won't the hubby get jealous?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 13, 2014 07:21 PM (wSrLR)

179 the true measure of hotness is to get rid of the make-up very few Hollywood chicks would do very well Jennifer lawrence would....girl's a cutie *** Those TMZ types of photos that catch the stars looking horrible without makeup really suck. If a woman wears makeup on a regular basis it temporarily affects their skin tone. It takes a couple of days or so for the color to look right again. I'd bet that a day or two after the surprise pics they look rather lovely.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:21 PM (DmNpO)

180 173 137 Most people look a hell of a lot better clothed than naked all people do a little imagination goes a long way Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 11:19 PM (At8tV) --- Except you, Joe. We all know Navy Cop Joe Is A Sexy Bitch.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 07:21 PM (N/cFh)

181 This sums it up:
http://tinyurl.com/mf5nxkv

Posted by: lindafell at January 13, 2014 11:16 PM (PGO8C)


For Benghazi, it wasn't that the MFM didn't report it, they actively took Obama's side and made fun of Fox for even covering it.  They promoted the lie.  They were participants in the lie.  No way they will be able to not report this enormously first hand contradiction of all of their accounts of what happened.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 07:21 PM (BZAd3)

182 ...and you get a kernel of corn! ...and You get a kernel of corn! ...and YOU get a kernel of corn!

Posted by: Oprah on the Crapper at January 13, 2014 07:22 PM (UNP3s)

183 So Tatoo, you'd buy her dinner and movie afterwards - but not before.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 07:22 PM (4JkHl)

184 174 I don't want any damned gender neutral dating. I want a man to open doors and pick up the check and being me flowers.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 11:20 PM (N/cFh)



That's why I married the DH. He does all that, and takes out the garbage, puts down the seat, and picks up his own damned socks. For that, I will cook, clean, raise kids and do a whole lotta extracurriculars. And I do.

Posted by: tcn at January 13, 2014 07:22 PM (fwcEs)

185 172 The problem with size 5 is that it won't accommodate a DD cup whoa...bunk!!! actually T has that problem, well not DDs (damn it!!) she's so petite her C cup makes her boobs look fake and it's a pain to get well fitting clothes in her size

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:22 PM (At8tV)

186 You reach a certain age where clothes hide the wrinkles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 07:22 PM (aDwsi)

187
I think sheÂ’s below average and probably related to someone to get that series.
Posted by: Carol




Everyone is related to someone on Girls.  The lead actress are all spawn of Hollywood players.

Quite the hoo hah when the show first went on because of the nepotism that got the show green lighted.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 13, 2014 07:22 PM (kdS6q)

188 Or the one with Joe Biden singing about shotguns :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ooPzr1vzmGY


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 13, 2014 07:22 PM (rLJaJ)

189 That "gender neutral" dating is pretty much how these loonies think. To them, the onlu difference between a male and a female is whether they have dangly parts or not, and that the presence or not of those parts has nothing to do with anything else. Basically, to them it is like the difference between someone being short or tall. It is just a superficial physical thing. http://politicalhat.com/tag/gender/

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 07:23 PM (AymDN)

190 180 We all know Navy Cop Joe Is A Sexy Bitch. hey, you remember our password!!! ***slides a rum and cherry coke through the usb***

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:23 PM (At8tV)

191 "I felt a great disturbance in the Horde, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." http://tinyurl.com/lk49dls SFW.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:24 PM (Q6HBD)

192 No way they will be able to not report this enormously first hand contradiction of all of their accounts of what happened. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb --------------------------- It will brushed off without regard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 07:24 PM (aDwsi)

193 Porn is bad when heterosexual males appreciate the female body. When the female body is so god awful ugly and men are found fleeing to the ally to retch, then it's a wonderful form of art.

Posted by: Multitude at January 13, 2014 07:24 PM (gJDLl)

194 Oh the link I posted is a Branco cartoon, not a neck kid pic of dumbham in case you guys were afraid to click it. I don't do that...

Posted by: lindafell at January 13, 2014 07:24 PM (PGO8C)

195 174 I don't want any damned gender neutral dating. I want a man to open doors and pick up the check and being me flowers.
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 11:20 PM (N/cFh)


And as Kevin Williamson points out no one really wants gender neutral dating. Calling for it is mostly a way of signalling that you're part of the progressive tribe.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 13, 2014 07:24 PM (pAlYe)

196 The single comment on the Correlation and Causation link is classic cluelessness. It's just too bad the commenter is obviously incapable of appreciating the irony he's created.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 13, 2014 07:24 PM (+XVQe)

197 Remember under the skin we are all the same. Morons who like sex.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 07:24 PM (JdEZJ)

198 Speaking of our social betters, the question of Chelsea Clinton's marriage came up earlier. Seems she is still married. And get this, according to Wikipedia she and her husband bought a ten million dollar condo in NYC. $10,000,000

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (g4TxM)

199 It is just a superficial physical thing.

http://politicalhat.com/tag/gender/

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 11:23 PM (AymDN)


That is what years of contraception gets you. A lot of neutered folk, who don't care how they get their thrills.



I'm happier as a woman married to a man, thanks.

Posted by: tcn at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (fwcEs)

200 137) As far as showing a realistic expression of being alive? Going to the toilet is also a realistic expression of being alive, but I don't want to see it.

She has a skit where she sits naked on the toilet while eating cake.

I did not know this until an unfortunate incident involving a Google search occurred earlier in the thread.

Posted by: Jayne, hero of Canton at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (qYvEa)

201 176 174 I don't want any damned gender neutral dating. I want a man to open doors and pick up the check and being me flowers. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 11:20 PM (N/cFh) How...hetero-normative. Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2014 11:21 PM (WlWt+) --- Sayeth Dave: "ya know, they call it hetero-normative because IT'S NORMAL"

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (N/cFh)

202 Oh, and about that Iran "deal" about to take effect, guess what: New Iran agreement includes secret side deal, Tehran official says http://tinyurl.com/mx25hw6

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (WlWt+)

203 all people do *** I beg to differ http://bit.ly/KXTDKf

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (DmNpO)

204 'On Gender Neutral Dating'

Endless posturing horseshit of the pseudo-intellectual Left.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (MMC8r)

205 On the subject of "gender-neutral" dating, I've found that things go a lot better on a date when you just try to act like a man, rather than bloviate about the unfairness of gender roles.

If the girl offers to pay for dinner, for example, don't let her. If she insists, you still don't let her. Maybe the rules are different when she's the one who asked you out, but that doesn't actually happen, so the man pays, at least on the first couple of dates. Oh, she might hint at wanting to go out with you, but you still have to get the hint, you still have to ask, you still have to set the plan, and you still have to pay.

Another thing you have to do as a man on a date: initiate touching. Bottom line, she won't think of it as a date if there's no casual physical contact going on. Easy way to do this? Just hold your elbow out to her, so she can put her hand on your forearm and walk close to you.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (/96QU)

206 179 my wife rarely wears it and when she does it a small amount of foundation and some eye stuff she says it's why she stil looks young saw nck in full make-up a few times its scary...and reminds me to get more ammo

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:25 PM (At8tV)

207
Lena Dunham wore designer Big Bird's yellow tent dress, with tattoo accoutrement emblazoned with "Fuck Bush" and a small green shrub. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 13, 2014 07:26 PM (pJF+c)

208 First thing that popped into my mind when I read about Oprah and the toilet was this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_S_t!

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 07:26 PM (AymDN)

209 I think Lena dunham has been covered already. Next topic already

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 07:26 PM (esoZV)

210 147 Lena Dunham? Even I wouldn't hit that. Posted by: A blind guy with no hands or sense of smell at January 13, 2014 11:15 PM (FHNkr) You still get the feel of brillo underarms and nether regions so there's that.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:26 PM (Q6HBD)

211

 

I won't judge her. I'd do Lena Dunham. But, she'd have to pay. Fat ugly chicks can't have the good stuff for free.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2014 07:26 PM (9gNQd)

212 The top of Leena D's head seems to look ok. So in that respect cute enough but I'll stick with the toaster since she scares me more than a leapers outhouse for gathering and passing on disease.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 07:26 PM (TI3xG)

213 ""It's because it's a realistic expression of what it's like to be alive, I think, and I totally get it. If you are not into me, that's your problem.""



In the immortal words spoken by an ex band mate when dealing with loudmouth chicks who thought they were all that-


"Honey, I would step over 5 like you to jerkoff"

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2014 07:26 PM (FMbng)

214
Everyone wants equality until the dinner bill comes out.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand




If a man let's the female split the meal, he's not that into her.

If he splits the tip, she's about to get dumped.

If he splits parking, he actually hates her.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 13, 2014 07:26 PM (kdS6q)

215 203 asked T she says a lacey bra and G-string would make her better hmmmm, bunk is calling

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:28 PM (At8tV)

216 Mufti-diving, as Guido puts it: http://order-order.com/2014/01/13/watch-grand-mufti-diver-sex-tape/

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 07:28 PM (o+SC1)

217 NDH, I put girls on for one minute between commercials. If the one who is called Hannah in the series, she is not at all attractive or cute.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 07:28 PM (z4WKX)

218 On the growing number of folks who claim to be Vietnam vets: the old joke was that in 1995, the number of middle class boomer aged men who claimed to have been at Woodstock, had officially passed the number of Frenchmen who had been in the Resistance.

Posted by: donf at January 13, 2014 07:29 PM (XHpeR)

219 or created the series..... or something Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Actually I read that she is very politically connected in the Upper East Side Limousine Liberal sort of way and has been given a seven figure advance for a book as well. Because what she has to say about social progress is very very important.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 07:29 PM (+DLT2)

220 NDH, I put girls on for one minute between commercials. If the one who is called Hannah in the series, she is not at all attractive or cute. **** Ooops! I never turned it on!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:29 PM (DmNpO)

221 "That was a very clumsily stated question that's offensive on it's face, and you should read it and discuss it with other people how you did that," Apatow said, speaking to the reporter who asked the question. "It's very offensive." "It's sexist and offensive, it's misogynistic," [Apatow] said. Reply: Dude, lookit that fugly hooker. You wouldn't hit it after a twelve pack. You know I'm right.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 13, 2014 07:30 PM (LIQGY)

222 she and her husband bought a ten million dollar condo in NYC.
They could only afford a one-bedroom???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 13, 2014 07:30 PM (Rax2C)

223 man and woman go to movie, dinner, show, whatever... no intamit contact, not a date. no smooch on the chick, she thinks you are gay or not interested. She pulls away from a small kiss on the cheek, you just were a meal ticket or so I read on the interweb

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 07:30 PM (esoZV)

224 Oh and here's a recent pic of Lena Dunham.

My work is done here.

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at January 13, 2014 07:30 PM (MMC8r)

225 Lena Dunham is definitely a fuglut.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2014 07:31 PM (9gNQd)

226 For Benghazi, it wasn't that the MFM didn't report it, they actively took Obama's side and made fun of Fox for even covering it. They promoted the lie. They were participants in the lie. No way they will be able to not report this enormously first hand contradiction of all of their accounts of what happened By lonestarheeb Yes, they did do this WHEN they barely reported on it. But, There's been 17 times more coverage of bridge-gate in the first 24 hours than 6 months of coverage on Benghazi. Which was the bigger deal?

Posted by: lindafell at January 13, 2014 07:31 PM (PGO8C)

227 my wife rarely wears it and when she does it a small amount of foundation and some eye stuff she says it's why she stil looks young *** Makeup does terrible things to the complexion and I bet for lack of using it she has a better glow about her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:31 PM (DmNpO)

228 Apatow is the reason Girls gets attention off the Logo network.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 07:31 PM (UNP3s)

229 Re: Lena Dunham - if the blank face didn't put me off the tat certainly would.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 07:31 PM (o+SC1)

230 I still have the suspicion that Girls is actually some giant joke being played on the left.  "How repulsive can we make these people and still have libs falling all over themselves to watch it?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 13, 2014 07:32 PM (lr3d7)

231 I know a lot of sailors who would gladly do dunham and brag drunken sailors....living the life

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:32 PM (At8tV)

232 The reporter should have pointed out he would have asked the same question of her male doppleganger, Dennis Franz, so he couldn't possibly be accused of having a double standard. Posted by: Jayne, hero of Canton at January 13, 2014 11:06 PM (qYvEa) But Dennis Franz handled the chatter over his scene like a professional. He didn't whine like a child over the fact that not everyone was thrilled at the sight of his butt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2014 07:32 PM (YZKVq)

233 They could only afford a one-bedroom??? Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2014 11:30 PM (Rax2C) *** Point taken.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 07:32 PM (g4TxM)

234 The big problem with Dunham is that she looks like a slob.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2014 07:32 PM (MMC8r)

235 Coming soon by 2020: PSAs explaining how to have heterosexual sex.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 07:32 PM (DSOMh)

236 Meanwhile, Apatow is married to this gal: http://binged.it/Kg9Vxn Sure, sure Judd. You love naked fat people.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:32 PM (DmNpO)

237 Poor Patrick Wilson -- dream parts banging Kate Winslet in <i>Little Children</i> and Malin Akerman in <i>Watchmen</i> and then, for some reason, the tattooed walrus in <i>Girls</i>. Ick.

Posted by: furious at January 13, 2014 07:33 PM (8lw4l)

238
Doing Lena Dunham is my era of the dark ages was known as a Mercy Fuck!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 13, 2014 07:33 PM (pJF+c)

239 Yet Ragnar Lodbrok and his 6 million viewers get ignored by the media.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 13, 2014 07:33 PM (BXLPR)

240 I still have the suspicion that Girls is actually some giant joke being played on the left. "How repulsive can we make these people and still have libs falling all over themselves to watch it?" *** How To Lose A Lib In 10 Days?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:33 PM (DmNpO)

241

She's so unattractive the dogs are drawing straws to see who has to hump her leg.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 13, 2014 07:34 PM (l0lja)

242 Poor Patrick Wilson -- dream parts banging Kate Winslet in Little Children and Malin Akerman in Watchmen and then, for some reason, the tattooed walrus in Girls. Ick. *** He's definitely moving backwards.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:34 PM (DmNpO)

243 Doing Lena Dunham is my era of the dark ages was known as a Mercy Fuck!

That settles it.  No mercy!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 13, 2014 07:34 PM (wSrLR)

244 Anyone else watching the Kings v Canucks game? Freaking penalty fest.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 07:34 PM (UNP3s)

245 I think Lena dunham has been covered already.
I agree. I even tried to change the subject to the Iranian guy who hasn't bathed in 60 years and smokes dung as an improvement but no go.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 13, 2014 07:35 PM (Rax2C)

246 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 11:32 PM (DmNpO)

She's a Mann, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 13, 2014 07:35 PM (FHNkr)

247 227 its not that, she's Spanish/Sicilian and has olive skin with the high cheekbones she really doesn't need it but when she does it up and smokes out her eyes....its impressive

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:36 PM (At8tV)

248 Aliens beware. Avoid humans at all costs. http://tinyurl.com/oj7mrwh

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2014 07:36 PM (M/TDA)

249 PINC sex. (Penis in next county)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 07:36 PM (g4TxM)

250
Lena Dunham, Margaret Cho, and Rosie O'Donnell walk into a bar.....and the liberal men go berserk for Lena's driver "Sweet Poncho."

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 13, 2014 07:36 PM (pJF+c)

251 re Dunham read a funny comment on another blog butter face, butter teeth, butter dress

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 07:36 PM (zOTsN)

252 I think Lena dunham has been covered already.
I agree.

 

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2014 11:35 PM \

 

 

No way. It would require a circus tent.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2014 07:36 PM (9gNQd)

253 Dirty, unkempt and bloody is still better than Lena http://tinyurl.com/maydpa3

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:37 PM (Q6HBD)

254 She's a Mann, baby! *** I think she's cute as all get-out and funny too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:37 PM (DmNpO)

255 "I think Lena dunham has been covered already" No I see her feet sticking out. Throw some more dirt on there.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 07:37 PM (JdEZJ)

256 I know a lot of sailors who would gladly do dunham
and brag >>

One of my housemates in college had  bang the uglliest chick contests with some of his buddies. He would have won with Leena D.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 07:37 PM (TI3xG)

257 De-lurking just a second here because the whole Dunham thing hits close to one of my pet peeves. It seems like today we have hit a point where Nudity is supposed to equal Sexiness. Now, for some ladies (like the fair Ms. Hendricks) this is possible without nudity. CH has something else going for her besides the obvious attributes- she is classy. I will tell you when this first hit me, the first time I really watched North by Northwest. The train scene between Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint. The two managed to put more charge into that single scene than you see in the entirety of pretty much any movie of the last twenty years. Stars like Audrey Hepburn, Lee Remick, or Grace Kelly could be sexy without sitting around naked or even showing skin. Not that I am against it if Christina Hendricks wanted to pose nude, you understand, just that she is hot as hell without doing that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 07:37 PM (TGgNi)

258 David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog 4h I'm gonna drive to the Exit 45 Adult Superstore and salute all the great patriotic Americans who buy their own penis pumps.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:38 PM (DmNpO)

259 well kiddies, to work I go, going to do an all-nighter momma needs a new tank brake you think tits would make a fine compensator but nooooo

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 07:38 PM (At8tV)

260
Dating Lena Dunham requires a strong constitution and a bag of flour. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 13, 2014 07:38 PM (pJF+c)

261 Posted by: lindafell You forget that the average viewer watching the network news was never even exposed to F&F, IRS, Benghazi, etc. It was simply ignored or covered for 5 seconds as a fake Republican led scandal. The ONLY reason OCare is an issue is because millions are getting direct marketing mail about it via insurance company cancellations, rate increases, etc. MFM cannot pretend it doesn't exist.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 07:38 PM (6xzZq)

262 239 Yet Ragnar Lodbrok and his 6 million viewers get ignored by the media. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at January 13, 2014 11:33 PM (BXLPR) See 253 And first season is on Prime. F you Netflix.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:39 PM (Q6HBD)

263 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 11:37 PM (TGgNi) *** Well and good point there. You should delurk more often.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:39 PM (DmNpO)

264 I don't think I really have any idea who Lena Dunham is. And I guess that's all I can say about that.

Posted by: toby928© says average..median, yeah whatever at January 13, 2014 07:39 PM (QupBk)

265 I am so sick of seeing people bashing Jenny McCarthy about this vaccines thing who have no idea what they're talking about and making her a caricature. Does anyone else find it ironic that the same people here that blast the far-more-agreed-to-settled-science of Global Warming rely on the settled science of the safety of vaccines? Isn't there some cognitive dissonance there for you?? Settled science? Here's a list of over 600 citations discussing the vaccine/autism connection and problems that require further research. Mitochondrial disfunction may be playing a part in vaccine-induced autism, hence more research in that area now. http://www.tacanow.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/autism-studies-april-2008.pdf Here's another almost 80: http://adventuresinautism.blogspot.co.uk/2007/06/no-evidence-of-any-link.html I can't believe I have to rely on libertarians and democrats to try and understand that the reason we have 20 drugs for depression is because people's bodies react differently to chemicals and pathogens and it might be a problem using the same vaccine schedule for every person in the US. Just wow.

Posted by: Living Autism at January 13, 2014 07:39 PM (xoa2I)

266 If its a gender neutral date, how do you know who gets tied up.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 07:39 PM (4JkHl)

267 Malin Akerman, ain't never heard of her, but first google results pick has a nice smile and firm nipples.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 07:40 PM (o+SC1)

268 Yet Ragnar Lodbrok and his 6 million viewers get ignored by the media. Whoa, eerie coincidence that I'm mainlining The Vikings right now.

Posted by: toby928© says average..median, yeah whatever at January 13, 2014 07:40 PM (QupBk)

269 De-lurking just a second here because the whole Dunham thing hits close to one of my pet peeves. Posted by: Aetius451AD Agreed. Also now we know where you are.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 07:41 PM (r1KdR)

270 Dunham is Etta Candy being sold to us as Wonder Woman.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2014 07:41 PM (MMC8r)

271 I can't believe I have to rely on libertarians and democrats to try and understand that the reason we have 20 drugs for depression is because people's bodies react differently to chemicals and pathogens and it might be a problem using the same vaccine schedule for every person in the US. Just wow. Posted by: Living Autism at January 13, 2014 11:39 PM (xoa2I) *** Awww hell. No you didn't. And on an ONT to boot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:42 PM (DmNpO)

272 Ok - i just got here, but who blew the margins out? Damn, this is hard to read on a phone.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 13, 2014 07:42 PM (KbZx5)

273 If left to their own devices, the doods at the good "men" project will oversee the death of our civilization...

Posted by: elaine at January 13, 2014 07:42 PM (GNZ0/)

274 wonder if the Chinese are making the Fake M16/40mm grenade launchers for Mexico? the possibilities

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 07:42 PM (esoZV)

275 Doing Lena Dunham is my era of the dark ages was known as a Mercy Fuck!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 13, 2014 11:33 PM (pJF+c)



And in the BC period it was called being sacrificed to the Kraken.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2014 07:43 PM (FMbng)

276 259 well kiddies, to work I go, going to do an all-nighter

momma needs a new tank brake

you think tits would make a fine compensator but nooooo

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 11:38 PM (At8tV)



OK, I'll bite -- what's a tank brake?



Oddly enough, I bought an 18" brake earlier today.....but I doubt they're related.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 07:43 PM (T1005)

277 Aliens beware. Avoid humans at all costs. http://tinyurl.com/oj7mrwh Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2014 11:36 PM (M/TDA) Noted above on post 122

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 07:43 PM (AymDN)

278
I am so sick of seeing people bashing Jenny McCarthy about this vaccines thing who have no idea what they're talking about and making her a caricature.
Posted by: Living Autism




'Sup Jim.  Heard you're doing a sequel to Dumb and Dumber.  How's it going?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 13, 2014 07:43 PM (kdS6q)

279 Turning to something more cheerful, my four-year-old granddaughter offered to make me a sandwich today. I was interested until she told me it would be made with Ramen noodles and peanut butter.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 07:43 PM (g4TxM)

280 Agreed. Also now we know where you are. Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 11:41 PM (r1KdR) someone who is 1500yo?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 07:44 PM (esoZV)

281 #265: There's one drug for depression that works on pretty much everyone, but you're not allowed to use it anywhere except in your bedroom, under the blanket, with the lights out (to quote Dr. Denis Leary). Yes, I'm talking about nicotine.

I think that's the precise reason lefties want to take it away from us. Happy people won't agitate for Change (tm), after all.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 07:44 PM (/96QU)

282 Stars like Audrey Hepburn, Lee Remick, or Grace Kelly could be sexy without sitting around naked or even showing skin. >>

Much like not giving the milk away for free in dating. You can get a mans attention for a moment showing it all you can keep it by hinting whats beyond his grasp.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 07:45 PM (TI3xG)

283 someone who is 1500yo? Vic's on the ONT?

Posted by: toby928© says average..median, yeah whatever at January 13, 2014 07:45 PM (QupBk)

284 Malin Akerman, ain't never heard of her, but first google results pick has a nice smile and firm nipples. *** Cute and really funny. Loved her in that Ben Stiller flick 'The Heartbreak Kid'. BTW, this guy is now divorcing her. http://bit.ly/1aYxYYD

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:45 PM (DmNpO)

285 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 11:43 PM (g4TxM)

That's not that crazy. Ever hear of a Ramen Burger? Apparently, it's a thing.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 13, 2014 07:45 PM (FHNkr)

286 Posted by: Living Autism Not buying it. Sorry. Disclosure: As a doctor I'm already completely in the pocket of Big Pharma and only prescribe what they tell me or makes me rich somehow. I'm also hiding the secret cure for cancer because otherwise it would be free.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 07:45 PM (5K5A7)

287 Aetius=was a Roman general of the closing period of the Western Roman Empire. He was an able military commander and the most influential man in the Western Roman Empire for two decades (433-454). He managed policy in regard to the attacks of barbarian peoples pressing on the Empire. Notably, he mustered a large Roman and allied (foederati) army to stop the Huns in the Battle of the Catalaunian Plains, ending the devastating Hunnic invasion of Attila in 451. or it could be Boulder TH

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 07:45 PM (esoZV)

288 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 11:43 PM (g4TxM) She's watching too much 'LockUp' on MSDNC. But don't knock it.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:46 PM (Q6HBD)

289 No I see her feet sticking out. Throw some more dirt on there.
I'll get the hydrofluoric acid.

Posted by: zombie walter white at January 13, 2014 07:46 PM (Rax2C)

290 Autism, tell us how you really feel. Stop holding back.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 13, 2014 07:46 PM (+XVQe)

291 @255 - one word. Quicklime.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 07:47 PM (o+SC1)

292 Hey, look - turns out Our Learned Betters lied about alcohol killing brain cells! Break out the ValURite! http://althouse.blogspot.com/2014/01/drinking-alcohol-does-not-as-you-were.html

Posted by: LauraC at January 13, 2014 07:47 PM (fXZDm)

293 283 someone who is 1500yo? Vic's on the ONT? Posted by: toby928© says average..median, yeah whatever at January 13, 2014 11:45 PM (QupBk) I was going to leave that alone. But Vic has to take it as a compliment they cast Russel Crowe for him.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:47 PM (Q6HBD)

294 NDH, it doesnÂ’t count because I had it on only for a commercial break from Major Crimes. It might be okay. My older brother is retired and watches a lot of cable television shows & younger brother is stuck in a bed in Maine & now really looks forward to television. Neither has mentioned Girls to me. Paul would not have premium channels in rehab.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 07:48 PM (z4WKX)

295 Ok - i just got here, but who blew the margins out? Damn, this is hard to read on a phone. *** I'm not ratting out Countrysquire Not me

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:48 PM (DmNpO)

296
I finally sent Ace some doe-ray-me. It's been too long and I wanted to do it before lauraw does another Guilt Drive.

Ace has seemed kinda down lately so maybe some $ will make his ewok tail wag. (No, I don't care if Ewoks have tails or not, Anna).

I don't wanna guilt others into sending Ace a quatloos, but...

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 07:48 PM (gYIst)

297 *burp*

Posted by: The Barrel at January 13, 2014 07:49 PM (QupBk)

298 Anybody who has been to the movies lately - are they just releasing 'The Bible' series in theaters? Good on them to do it, but if it's the same series why go?

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:49 PM (Q6HBD)

299 281 There's one drug for depression that works on pretty much everyone, but you're not allowed to use it anywhere except in your bedroom, under the blanket, with the lights out (to quote Dr. Denis Leary). Yes, I'm talking about nicotine. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 11:44 PM (/96QU) Smoking in bed is dangerous.

Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2014 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

300 Disclosure: As a doctor I'm already completely in the pocket of Big Pharma and only prescribe what they tell me or makes me rich somehow. I'm also hiding the secret cure for cancer because otherwise it would be free. *** Finally! One of you rich, greedy bastards comes clean. Then again, for lack of a better word, 'greed' is good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:50 PM (DmNpO)

301 I could build a stronger case for Television causing autism then that observational crap.  Accept the burden with grace, maybe someday a solution my be found, but until then it isn't discouraging vaccination.

I know many people who have had their lives deeply enriched by their care for a child or sibling with Down's;  the path to that life isn't whining about the hand you were dealt.


Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 07:50 PM (4JkHl)

302
toby, did you ever watch BANSHEE that I highly touted last year?

the second season just started!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 07:50 PM (gYIst)

303 BTW, this guy is now divorcing her. So in other words "line forms to the left, have your ID and boarding pass ready"

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2014 07:50 PM (o+SC1)

304 Oh and here's a recent pic of Lena Dunham. Given her age and current income this is probably the peak of her attractiveness. It's not that she's ugly - mostly she's a tiny bit weakly cute in a very average way. Which isn't a crime and just makes her average-ish. But I guess we're supposed to pretend she's a sex pot and swoon over her nudity or we're now misogynists or something.

Did anyone else see a picture of her via Twitter last night?  She was having a bad case of Bitchy Resting Face on the Golden Globes red carpet, except her face wasn't resting.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at January 13, 2014 07:50 PM (julzE)

305 are they just releasing 'The Bible' series in theaters? Good on them to do it, but if it's the same series why go? Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 11:49 PM (Q6HBD) they are packaging the parts about Christ as a movie is what I herd here by some other moron

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 07:51 PM (esoZV)

306 NDH, it doesnÂ’t count because I had it on only for a commercial break from Major Crimes. *** We should do a thread and watch it some weekend.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:51 PM (DmNpO)

307 Carol, most brothers wouldn't talk about a show filled with naked ladies to their sister.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 07:51 PM (4JkHl)

308 Nice snarkster. Have used that name for a lot of different things. Guess how many people on XBoxLive could figure that one out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 07:52 PM (TGgNi)

309 If we are only talking body-types, I knew a couple of Lena Dunhams. Is there anything wrong with that? I don't think so.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 13, 2014 07:52 PM (3qZbZ)

310 If there is one thing I won't stand for it is any more of this intolerance.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 13, 2014 07:53 PM (g4TxM)

311 And today India successfully reached the 3-year anniversary of no new polio cases.
blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2014/01/01/one-mans-anxious-wait-for-a-polio-free-india/

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 13, 2014 07:53 PM (Rax2C)

312 they are packaging the parts about Christ as a movie is what I herd here by some other moron Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 11:51 PM (esoZV) Ok, so same same. During the previews I didn't see Noah or Moses.. But the story of Jesus looked like an action movie so hopefully it will get some butts in the seats.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 07:53 PM (Q6HBD)

313 Buona serra.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 13, 2014 07:53 PM (1Y+hH)

314 Someone recommended Saving Mr. Banks on a thread this morning. I would like to counter by saying if you are expecting a lighthearted flick, be prepared for a very very sad and heart wrenching movie instead. I told my son I should have read common sense media for ME before we went.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 13, 2014 07:54 PM (RZ8pf)

315 Nothing wrong with that cm9000 unless it's attached to a dumass.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 07:54 PM (JdEZJ)

316 I'm sorry I Bing'ed 'Lena Dunham Nude'. Fortunately, Jennifer Garner (fully clothed) was offered as a sidebar alternative.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 07:54 PM (FcR7P)

317 I'm sorry I Bing'ed 'Lena Dunham Nude'. Fortunately, Jennifer Garner (fully clothed) was offered as a sidebar alternative. *** Here. Does this help? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnmNVl2N834

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 07:55 PM (DmNpO)

318 my problem with her is her writing and general mindset. Makes her butter face and butter teeth harder to deal with in her show, which she writes, she is trying to normalize the most gawd awful self destructive life choices she wants to think everyone is as dorked up as she is. They aren't.

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 07:55 PM (zOTsN)

319 Dunham's as ugly as the day is long.  There's no need to sugarcoat it.

Posted by: Just A Guy at January 13, 2014 07:55 PM (CGzAz)

320 #296: I'll gladly send him some money if I can use some method besides PayPal. I don't have a problem with PayPal or anything; I just can't remember my account name or password, and I can't access the e-mail address I used for it anymore, so resetting my password is out of the question. I finally had to tell my bank to start blocking PayPal, just to be on the safe side.

For the time being, I may just have to settle for buying stuff on Amazon using Ace's links there.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 07:56 PM (/96QU)

321 I think Vic served under Marcus Aurelius. Aetius probably studied his campaigns.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 07:57 PM (2xzHn)

322 Sandra Fluke's boy friend walks into a crowded bar, waving his 1911 Colt 45 with an 8 shot magazine, and yells, "Who in here has been screwing my girl friend? A voice from the back of the bar yells back, "You gonna need more ammo."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 07:57 PM (aDwsi)

323 But the story of Jesus looked like an action movie so hopefully it will get some butts in the seats. Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 11:53 PM (Q6HBD) I thought they were adding more material from edits and what not, not 100% on that

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 07:58 PM (esoZV)

324 Btw, Archer seems to have 'jumped the megalodon'

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at January 13, 2014 07:58 PM (Jsiw/)

325 311 And today India successfully reached the 3-year anniversary of no new polio cases.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2014 11:53 PM (Rax2C)



That's great news. So now it's just in 3rd-world shitholes we're likely sending troops into within the next 10 years and clandestine biological warfare labs?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 07:58 PM (T1005)

326 Here. Does this help? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnmNVl2N834 We really are easy to figure out, aren't we? Yes, the world seems right again.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 07:59 PM (FcR7P)

327 and about autism there is a strong genetic component in addition, there has been a drive in the medical community the last 15 years to broaden the diagnostic criteria for diagnosis. Kids are being called autistic today who would not have been 20 years ago

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 07:59 PM (zOTsN)

328 "And today India successfully reached the 3-year anniversary of no new polio cases."  I guess Jenny doesn't do well in Bollywood.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:00 PM (4JkHl)

329 I'd take Lena Dunham to a movie. And I'd leave her there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2014 08:00 PM (oFCZn)

330 I had a lot of fun in my youth with some girls that had a Lena Dunham body type. Its probably best I didn't know anything about their politics.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 13, 2014 08:00 PM (3qZbZ)

331 We really are easy to figure out, aren't we? Yes, the world seems right again *** I saw exactly one Alias and that was the one. It left an impression on me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:00 PM (DmNpO)

332 WASHINGTON (AP) -- Top congressional negotiators Monday night released a bipartisan $1.1 trillion spending bill that would pay for the operations of government through October and finally put to rest the bitter budget battles of last year. I love where we're headed. How many loyal subjects are paying into it with working tomorrow? (caveat - i'll be working. Because it's in my nature.) But that is going to end on my decision soon.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 08:01 PM (Q6HBD)

333 #299: Frank Zappa did make that point in this classic tune...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJz8aj6-Y-Y

To wit: "And you should never smoke in pajamas; you might start a fire and burn your face."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 08:01 PM (/96QU)

334 286 Posted by: Living Autism Not buying it. Sorry. Disclosure: As a doctor I'm already completely in the pocket of Big Pharma and only prescribe what they tell me or makes me rich somehow. I'm also hiding the secret cure for cancer because otherwise it would be free. Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 11:45 PM (5K5A7) Bullshit. You just want to chop peoples' feet off you greedy bastard.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 13, 2014 08:01 PM (BXLPR)

335 Its probably best I didn't know anything about their politics. Posted by: cm9000 at January 14, 2014 12:00 AM (3qZbZ) I thinks it is Lena Dunhams brain that gets the snark

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:01 PM (esoZV)

336 Look..., if Dunham was a fun friend, a SIL, cousin, or something of that nature. Fun to be around, sunny, and caring, well, hell, no one would care what she looks like. The fact is, she is a self-engaged lefty bitch who insists on shoving herself in your face. And therein lies the problem....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 08:02 PM (aDwsi)

337 That's great news. So now it's just in 3rd-world shitholes we're likely sending troops into within the next 10 years and clandestine biological warfare labs?
Posted by: cthulhu

and Islamic countries - oh sorry to repeat your post

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:02 PM (4JkHl)

338
what's this?

Chris Pine is Capt Kirk AND Jack Ryan?

Cripes, he's getting more roles than Whathisname who was Green Lantern AND Capt America.

Also getting a lot of roles: THOR.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:02 PM (gYIst)

339 I haven't dropped any cash in Ace's jar since Christmas...but I was going to purchase some surplus labia from Sydney Leathers through the Amazon Link. So, I don't feel too bad about it.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 08:03 PM (UNP3s)

340 Bullshit. You just want to chop peoples' feet off you greedy bastard.

Chop feet off?  That is just so wrong.

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at January 13, 2014 08:03 PM (wSrLR)

341 I thought they were adding more material from edits and what not, not 100% on that Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 11:58 PM (esoZV) There were some parts I didn't recognize but I thought I just missed it during the series.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 08:03 PM (Q6HBD)

342 and the reporter who asked the question, I understand what he is driving at she is constantly naked, inexplicably so she will be walking down the hall of an apartment building to see a fried in a yellow fishnet shit and nothing else. She inexplicable jumps into the bath tub with one of her girl friends and the sex scenes. Good Gawd. I only watched one episode. She was having sex with her boyfriend. He was made at her, it got more and more manic and then he peed all over her blechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh doooooo nooooottt wannnnttttt

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 08:03 PM (zOTsN)

343 "The fact is, she is a self-engaged lefty bitch who insists on shoving herself in your face. And therein lies the problem.... Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I don't mind the "self-engaged lefty bitch who insists on shoving herself in your face" down at the Platinum Club.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:03 PM (4JkHl)

344 Kids are being called autistic today who would not have been 20 years ago>>

I know I would have been diagnosed ADHD today. But the drug that was needed and which I got back then was a 2 parent household with a Father that didn't put up with shit and a Mother that took time when needed.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:04 PM (TI3xG)

345
is it like the surplus foreskin that expands with rubbing?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:04 PM (gYIst)

346 Being that Dunham probably had her pick of designers to make her look decent, the fact that she chose to schlump her way down the red carpet looking like a big half peeled banana leaves me a scratching my head. That dress made her look pounds heavier than she actually is, plus it must have been uncomfortable as hell to sit in. Oh well it guaranteed she'd be all over the style pages today. Mission accomplished I guess.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2014 08:04 PM (M/TDA)

347 I had a lot of fun in my youth with some girls that had a Lena Dunham body type. Its probably best I didn't know anything about their politics. *** It's the attitude that makes her ugly, not her weight. I've been friends with women of all type and size and some of the most beautiful were overweight. And, since I've gained 50 lb since my heart condition developed, I am nobody to make fun of fat people.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:04 PM (DmNpO)

348 Anna Wintour, the editrix of Vogue magazine and fashion doyenne, picked that horrible horrible dress for her

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 08:05 PM (zOTsN)

349 Finally! One of you rich, greedy bastards comes clean. Then again, for lack of a better word, 'greed' is good. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse You know when we say, "I'd like you to come back in two weeks."? Yeah, totally unnecessary. Just want more money. Those pamphlets in the waiting room, "So you have Influenza and you are going to die"; We have someone that just makes all that stuff up---it's printed in Laos.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 08:06 PM (RZK/j)

350 Anna Wintour, the editrix of Vogue magazine and fashion doyenne, Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 12:05 AM (zOTsN) I'd pay money to watch her load a revolver and change a flat tir

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:07 PM (esoZV)

351 It's HBO. There has to be nudity in their original shows because it's HBO.

Posted by: Hamilton at January 13, 2014 08:07 PM (2dYnc)

352 "She was having sex with her boyfriend. He was made at her, it got more and more manic and then he peed all over her" I take it this was on some channel that costs extra? *Ironic if so*

Posted by: Meremortal, blow up your TV at January 13, 2014 08:07 PM (1Y+hH)

353 maybe Wintour was pranking her

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 08:07 PM (zOTsN)

354 Thunderb no way, well I have long believed Anna Wintour has no taste.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 13, 2014 08:08 PM (RZ8pf)

355 You know when we say, "I'd like you to come back in two weeks."? Yeah, totally unnecessary. Just want more money. Those pamphlets in the waiting room, "So you have Influenza and you are going to die"; We have someone that just makes all that stuff up---it's printed in Laos. **** Let's not even get started on the kickbacks you get from Quest Diagnostics.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:08 PM (DmNpO)

356 "It's the attitude that makes her ugly, not her weight." This. Another case in point - Meghan McCain. She'd probably be more attractive if she didn't act so vapid and clueless.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2014 08:08 PM (WlWt+)

357 I know I would have been diagnosed ADHD today. But the drug that was needed and which I got back then was a 2 parent household with a Father that didn't put up with shit and a Mother that took time when needed.
Posted by: The Hickster

I got the nun with a stick. 

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:08 PM (4JkHl)

358 Oh, I should have known. H orrifically B ad O fferings

Posted by: Meremortal, blow up your TV at January 13, 2014 08:09 PM (1Y+hH)

359 I missed everyone today, but went back to work & there was too much drama & glad I missed what could. On the few times they have tried to give some power to a new one, they have gone overboard. I am pissed off at that person & was the last one to get so pissed. I am going to sleep now.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 08:10 PM (z4WKX)

360 I got the nun with a stick. Seems like an odd version of Clue.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 13, 2014 08:10 PM (zBm+6)

361 Was just on the FB page of Lynne Stewart Trying to not post. But why isn't this cunt dead, dead, and dead.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 08:10 PM (Q6HBD)

362 Oh God yes, Quest Diagnostics. And here they also get kickbacks from PacLab.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 13, 2014 08:10 PM (RZ8pf)

363 #351: Yeah, but Brian Williams's daughter is pretty much the only girl on that show you'd want to see naked. And he has a habit of showing up on set to make sure nobody sees her naked except for him.

To reiterate what several other people have said here, bluaaarrrgh!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 08:10 PM (/96QU)

364 Those pamphlets in the waiting room, ..... Posted by: Daybrother

Actually, I try not to touch anything in the waiting room, esp. the sign in pen

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:11 PM (4JkHl)

365 Lena Dunham sounds like something you'd find in the dark corner of a stable or an abandoned warehouse that might require a hazmat get up.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 13, 2014 08:11 PM (X18g+)

366 Please excuse the c word.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 08:11 PM (02FT4)

367 265 Jenny McCarthy's stupidity and disreason has cost hundreds of children their lives. She and those Neo-luddites who push non-vaccination should be executed for murder.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 13, 2014 08:11 PM (g/68I)

368 that's it when she ages Lena Dunham will morph into Lynn Stewart

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 08:11 PM (zOTsN)

369 Holy shit! Malor just fucking lost it on twitter. Gabriel Malor ‏@gabrielmalor 9m Erick Erickson you are a fucking disgusting son of a bitch. http://t.co/4SvuUBFrhy

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:12 PM (DmNpO)

370 NDH over what?!

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 08:13 PM (zOTsN)

371 I got the nun with a stick.>>

I went to public school so it was the fear of the female teacher calling the  shop teacher to come up and tan your ass that kept us in line.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:13 PM (TI3xG)

372 353 She probably owed the designer a favor though I'm not sure how much business it will create for him. That dress was truly awful . On a curvy dark skinned beauty it would have been yowza but on lumpy pasty skinned Lena..icky.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2014 08:13 PM (M/TDA)

373 Chop feet off? Did someone steal some shoes?

Posted by: Creeping Sharia at January 13, 2014 08:14 PM (RTUqv)

374 The strange thing is, HBO used to have some interesting original programming. By Dawn's Early Light, Citizen X, and Cast a deadly Spell were all great. Of course, the youngest of those (Citizen X) was almost twenty years ago. Man that makes me feel old.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 08:15 PM (TGgNi)

375 I went to public school so it was the fear of the female teacher calling the shop teacher to come up and tan your ass that kept us in line.
Posted by: The Hickster

I went to public middle school in Pittsburgh, the wood shop teacher had a lexan plastic paddle - about four foot long.  I would have made a South African cop smile.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:15 PM (4JkHl)

376  Lena Dunham sounds like something you'd find in the dark corner of a stable or an abandoned warehouse that might require a hazmat get up.

 

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2014 12:11 AM

 

 

I doubt that just the one corner would be enough.

Posted by: otho at January 13, 2014 08:16 PM (9gNQd)

377 If you think Lena Dunham is fucked up you should check out her parents, her mom in particular.

She really didn't have a chance, you can't pick your parents after all.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 13, 2014 08:17 PM (Xkr8I)

378 Holy shit! Malor just fucking lost it on twitter. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 12:12 AM (DmNpO) the world is upside down. Kristen Powers just wrote a column on Christian Persicution in the world what is next? Nationalism in Europe?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:17 PM (esoZV)

379
ah, of course Gabriel M lashes out on someone from the Right

what a peckerhead

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:17 PM (gYIst)

380 I suspect the real reason for Lena Dunham's frequent nudity in her show is a twisted revenge on the boys who took no interest in catching her naked in high school while avidly pursuing glimpses of her more attractive classmates. Now a lot of those boys are men forced to watch her awful show by their wives and girlfriends, and thus forced to behold the naked Lena they ignored long ago.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 13, 2014 08:17 PM (bPxS6)

381 Of course, the youngest of those (Citizen X) was almost twenty years ago. Man that makes me feel old. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 12:15 AM (TGgNi) So you know the awesome over the city-skape fly by that they did on the intro? C'mon, don't make me feel older!

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 08:18 PM (Q6HBD)

382 Kreplach - After seeing her fathers paintings, are you telling me her mother is even more weird?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 08:18 PM (aDwsi)

383 that's it

when she ages>>

Which is why the marry young and never divorce model works. Hubby still thinks of you as the chick he banged when you were 20. Even though you both have moved on from being lookers. I assume it works the same for women but why they want anything to do with our ugly asses I'll never understand.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:18 PM (TI3xG)

384 356 "It's the attitude that makes her ugly, not her weight."

This.

Another case in point - Meghan McCain. She'd probably be more attractive if she didn't act so vapid and clueless.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2014 12:08 AM (WlWt+)



It's a large part of Kate Upton's appeal -- she's just so dang happy that people pay her to have fun!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 08:18 PM (T1005)

385 Erickson was defending Mark Levin and used this analogy: So does the NRSC turn a blind eye to kiddie porn? Brad Dayspring, McConnell point man at the NRSC Josh Holmes, and Brian Walsh, a former NRSC staffer still on the payroll who writes op-eds attacking the Senate Conservatives Fund, are all in photographs with Ryan Loskarn. They are all good friends with him. One picture that had been on LoskarnÂ’s Facebook page was of a fire pit noting he and Brian Walsh were hanging out together. Another is of him with Holmes and Walsh at an event. Another is him having a beer with Dayspring. Media reports out after LoskarnÂ’s arrest allege he was to be in Brad DayspringÂ’s upcoming wedding. Yes, it is absolutely ridiculous to connect the NRSC and its staffers to Ryan LoskarnÂ’s child pornography arrest. They just happen to be friends, drinking buddies, and colleagues of his. It is just as ridiculous to accuse Mark Levin and the Senate Conservatives Fund of a quid pro quo relationship when they happen to be allies in a fight and also happen to be friends. that's what prompted Malor's response

Posted by: thunderb at January 13, 2014 08:18 PM (zOTsN)

386 Quest Diagnostics? Was that the racket in Austin?

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 08:18 PM (B5+l+)

387 #374: I can beat that. The HBO show I couldn't get enough of as a teenaged boy was The Hitchhiker.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 08:19 PM (/96QU)

388 I dunno about charges of murder. We have gotten so successful (as a society) that we have forgotten that 150 years ago child mortality was truly horrifying. Stupidity and ignorance are their own punishment. Being able to weigh risk to benefit is a lost art. The "possible" increase in incidence of autism has to be weighed against half your children dying before the age of 18 if everyone followed the "no vaccination" route.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 08:19 PM (TGgNi)

389 I suddenly like Eriskson again, why did I hate him?

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:19 PM (4JkHl)

390
I have no idea (nor care) what precipitated Mr. Malor to get hysterical, but I Do Know He's Wrong. You see, he's always wrong. Plus, he's an obama voter. I believe he's full of shit if he denies it.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:21 PM (gYIst)

391 336 Look..., if Dunham was a fun friend, a SIL, cousin, or something of that nature. Fun to be around, sunny, and caring, well, hell, no one would care what she looks like. The fact is, she is a self-engaged lefty bitch who insists on shoving herself in your face. And therein lies the problem.... Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 12:02 AM (aDwsi) Yes, exactly. I've only been talking about her physical appearance, which isn't bad. She's not beautiful, but she's not hideous either. I've seen ugly, and she ain't it. I'm not talking about her political beliefs, or her stupid Obama ad.

Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2014 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

392 @382

Here mother has been photographing dolls since the 70's.

She now seems to be into life size naked dolls in various settings.

Very disturbing.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 13, 2014 08:21 PM (Xkr8I)

393 It's a large part of Kate Upton's appeal -- she's just so dang happy that people pay her to have fun! *** I adore that girl! She in no way takes herself or his fame too seriously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTxBab0F6xs

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:21 PM (DmNpO)

394 and thus forced to behold the naked Lena they ignored long ago.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 12:17 AM (bPxS6)


The naked lena they WISELY ignored long ago.


I saw one episode, and after seeing her I wanted to burn my eyes out with a soldering gun.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2014 08:21 PM (FMbng)

395 I think that dress is a dare for people to say negative things about it.  I saw a caption today that used words like "beautiful" and "radiant" (or something to that effect), either out of blind ideological loyalty or fear.

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at January 13, 2014 08:22 PM (YxaXw)

396
I also have been hesitant to sending Ace $$ support specifically because of Gabriel Malor's presence here. He diminishes this blog.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:22 PM (gYIst)

397 389 I suddenly like Eriskson again, why did I hate him?
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 12:19 AM (4JkHl)


Because he has bad judgment and is constantly putting his conservative foot in mouth?

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 13, 2014 08:22 PM (pAlYe)

398 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 12:19 AM (TGgNi) you a historian? What era are you most interested?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:23 PM (esoZV)

399 Protect your eyes, Berserker. You'll need them for NDH's latest offering.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 08:23 PM (FcR7P)

400 @391

I think peoples general disgust for her is because she is a vapid hole.

She just oozes vapidity and unimportance masquarading as profundity.


Blehh...

Posted by: Kreplach at January 13, 2014 08:24 PM (Xkr8I)

401 Quest Diagnostics? Was that the racket in Austin? *** Its the big lab to which many insurance companies refer patients to obtain testing. Insurance companies and DOCTORS!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:24 PM (DmNpO)

402 397 389 I suddenly like Eriskson again, why did I hate him?
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 12:19 AM (4JkHl)


Because he has bad judgment and is constantly putting his conservative foot in mouth?
Posted by: Mætenloch

So give it month and he'll fuck up again.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:25 PM (4JkHl)

403 373 Chop feet off? Did someone steal some shoes? Posted by: Creeping Sharia at January 14, 2014 12:14 AM (RTUqv) It's because of the diabeetus.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley for Liberty Medical at January 13, 2014 08:25 PM (BXLPR)

404 Best News Yet:

"Best Friends' Mom?  ...my Mom away from Mom?

She's home.

After removing her reproductive organs and bladder on January 2nd?

...she's home.

Nine days of ice-chips, Hospital Coffee and Jell-O.  Now home.

I was Blessed to see her today, as she got home early!

-I was happy that they weren't teasing her with her release from the hospital.

...she wanted to see the shape of her kitchen.


...she's a Mom.

 
-Thank you all for your prayers.

...Marc


Posted by: Slapweasel at January 13, 2014 08:27 PM (lq3Ak)

405 NRSC, blah blah. Could someone tell the Republican party is is not 1995 or 2002 anymore? The USA is fukin broke, and Islamo-fascism is not going away. Not untill 'The West' kicks their asses back to sand land. If 'the West' stands and fights or gets out bread by the new colonizers

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:27 PM (esoZV)

406 Islamic bread is a little flat

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:28 PM (4JkHl)

407 I have fallen in love with the Lieutenant chick in that Sleepy Hollow show. She's obviously pretty but the hot comes from the snark and the guts played out in her character.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:29 PM (TI3xG)

408 Islamic bread is a little flat Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 12:28 AM (4JkHl) and Islamic beards have no mustaches....

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:29 PM (esoZV)

409 Snarkster, I have always loved history. I thought about majoring in it in college, but my favorite history prof told me something that stuck with me: "Never confuse an Avocation with a Vocation." I thought about that for a while (and how many jobs are open for historians these days with a focus on military history) and went back to Chemistry. So I took the history classes that appealed most to me: Military ones. At IU that meant taking a lot of Russian History. Still fun, but I would have killed for a good Classical (Greek or Roman) Military history course. WWII is always fun but it is easy enough to find material on it on my own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 08:30 PM (TGgNi)

410 that stache is usually camel fur

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:30 PM (4JkHl)

411 Islamic bread is a little flat>>

It needs pali kiddie blood.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:30 PM (TI3xG)

412 Marc Posted by: Slapweasel at January 14, 2014 12:27 AM (lq3Ak) Congrats

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:31 PM (esoZV)

413 Islamic bread is a little flat Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 12:28 AM (4JkHl) ISWYDRT It is not that I can't spell, I just can't fuckin type on the keyboard

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:32 PM (esoZV)

414 393 It's a large part of Kate Upton's appeal -- she's just so dang happy that people pay her to have fun!

***

I adore that girl! She in no way takes herself or his fame too seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTxBab0F6xs

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 12:21 AM (DmNpO)



She's always about 1/2 nanosecond from breaking out in a smile.....and there is one thing that has been missing from all the Lena whatsername discussion -- happy girls are beautiful girls. That includes spitfires like Peaches, worried folks like BBD, overcommitted types like Gingy....'ettes have a certain joie de vivre that scrunched-up would-be totalitarians lack. Hell, even hippie-dippie chicks can be beautiful.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 08:33 PM (T1005)

415 Thanks NDH. I recognized the name but could not recall. I worked under contract to the State and almost always sent everyone to the hospital lab. I 'retired' last year.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 08:33 PM (Gj4R8)

416 #404: I'm glad she's doing well! I understand how your best friend's mom can be almost as important to you as your own mom. "My mom away from mom" is a good way to put it!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 08:33 PM (/96QU)

417 I have fallen in love with the Lieutenant chick in that Sleepy Hollow show. She's obviously pretty but the hot comes from the snark and the guts played out in her character.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 12:29 AM (TI3xG)



Yeah, she is pretty cool.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2014 08:33 PM (FMbng)

418 It is probably just me...

...but Andrew Luck is teetering on the precipice of "Biblical".

Allow three more seasons and that "Male-Pattern Baldness" will have worn a "Friar Luck" pattern upon his soul.


...just me saying things.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 13, 2014 08:33 PM (lq3Ak)

419 Kickster - if you boil it to a jelly over a fire of camel dung and korans, its perfect.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:34 PM (4JkHl)

420 374 The strange thing is, HBO used to have some interesting original programming. By Dawn's Early Light, Citizen X, and Cast a deadly Spell were all great. Of course, the youngest of those (Citizen X) was almost twenty years ago. Man that makes me feel old. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 12:15 AM (TGgNi) Damn. I remember "1st & 10", "The Hitchhiker", "Larry Sanders Show", and "Dennis Miller Live". Of course, I haven't had HBO since the Sopranos went off the air. Hard to believe that was 7 years ago. Yeah, and "1st & 10" have a very bunkable Delta Burke before she discovered Ho-Ho's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 13, 2014 08:34 PM (BXLPR)

421 First you stirred my loins with talk of Lena Dunham nudity, then compelled my release with the Oprah toilet pic.

Posted by: Completely Spent at January 13, 2014 08:35 PM (mk9aG)

422 404 Best News Yet:

"Best Friends' Mom? ...my Mom away from Mom?

She's home.

After removing her reproductive organs and bladder on January 2nd?

...she's home.

Nine days of ice-chips, Hospital Coffee and Jell-O. Now home.

I was Blessed to see her today, as she got home early!

-I was happy that they weren't teasing her with her release from the hospital.

...she wanted to see the shape of her kitchen.


...she's a Mom.


-Thank you all for your prayers.

...Marc


Posted by: Slapweasel at January 14, 2014 12:27 AM (lq3Ak)



AWESOMESAUCE!!!!! Great news, Slap!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 08:35 PM (T1005)

423 When Kate Upton is happy, I'm happy.  Simple

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 08:36 PM (4JkHl)

424 I 'retired' last year. *** Well, of course! You greedy foot-chopping, lab kickbacking doctors can afford to retire! *Of course you know I'm just fooling with you, right?*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:36 PM (DmNpO)

425 First you stirred my loins with talk of Lena Dunham nudity, then compelled my release with the Oprah toilet pic. **** You're killing me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:37 PM (DmNpO)

426 407 I have fallen in love with the Lieutenant chick in that Sleepy Hollow show. Crane, mmmmm. Gushie had the best description evah: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating cheezits like Cookie Monster. Nom nom nom nom nom.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 13, 2014 08:37 PM (CDnbC)

427 First you stirred my loins with talk of Lena Dunham nudity...

Posted by: Completely Spent at January 14, 2014 12:35 AM (mk9aG)



There should have been nothing stirring.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2014 08:38 PM (FMbng)

428 ....At IU .... Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 12:30 AM (TGgNi) Iowa, Indianna, Idaho, Illinois, ? I dig history, but my interest shifts around.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:38 PM (esoZV)

429
Have you noticed gas went down a few pennies in the last few days?
I'll take it.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:39 PM (gYIst)

430 -- happy girls are beautiful girls. That includes spitfires like Peaches, worried folks like BBD, overcommitted types like Gingy....'ettes have a certain joie de vivre that scrunched-up would-be totalitarians lack. Hell, even hippie-dippie chicks can be beautiful. **** hipster angst is so hot

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:39 PM (DmNpO)

431 *Of course you know I'm just fooling with you, right?* Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Sure. *Runs to basement to try to put biological agent back into container.*

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 08:40 PM (0GMdV)

432 Something stirred but it wasn't my loins.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 08:40 PM (JdEZJ)

433
Also, it's 49 degrees here just a few miles north of Boston.

I'll bet it's not much warmer in Dallas right now. Or...even Jaxville.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:40 PM (gYIst)

434 *Runs to basement to try to put biological agent back into container.* *** Doctors get the best drugs biological weapons.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:41 PM (DmNpO)

435 Thanks Coothie. Y'all have kept me semi sane and laughing the past 3 1/2 years

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 13, 2014 08:43 PM (CDnbC)

436
90% of all that snow we got 10 days ago is gone.

so, um, yeah, Global Warming is real

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:43 PM (gYIst)

437 41.2 deg in W. NC

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 13, 2014 08:43 PM (aDwsi)

438 Crane, mmmmm. Gushie had the best description evah: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating cheezits like Cookie Monster. Nom nom nom nom nom.>>

And to prove the point of naked isn't a necessary turn on neither of them take their clothes off.

I'll admit I don't know if Crane has taken his shirt off but I damned well know the Abbie hasn't.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:43 PM (TI3xG)

439 Oh hell noes! I just realized the story on Dunham up above is missing the money shot. E! Online ‏@eonline 9 Jan #Girls star @LenaDunham defends the show's nudity & unlikable characters: "you seem to like Walter White!" http://t.co/L5p63KmrIq

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:44 PM (DmNpO)

440 "Also, it's 49 degrees here just a few miles north of Boston" *Heh heh*

Posted by: Polar Vortex II, the enfreezening at January 13, 2014 08:45 PM (1Y+hH)

441 Make fun of Lena Dunham all you want. She is making some major money and enjoying a better life than any of you miserable souls on this website. Posted by: Lena Dunham Rocks at January 14, 2014 12:45 AM (8mdWl) but, but, but she is a self hating and miserable leftist. Maybe she should spread some of her wealth around

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:46 PM (esoZV)

442
Wendy's really annoys me. It's a crapshoot with what I'll end up with at home every. single. time.

I order a Triple, no onions, with 2 extra patties. 3+2 = 5. But not with these dummies. I ended with a quadruple with onions. They always charge me for 5 patties, though.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:47 PM (gYIst)

443 I'll admit I don't know if Crane has taken his shirt off but I damned well know the Abbie hasn't. I think he has, but I'm not sure. He looks pretty tasty in his revolutionary war era garb.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 13, 2014 08:48 PM (CDnbC)

444 I'm REALLY done with Lena Dunham but if she wants to earn more street creds she should do a full lenght porn with Sydney Leathers, Charlie Sheen and herself

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 08:48 PM (esoZV)

445 Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 12:38 AM (esoZV) Indiana University at Bloomington. I was there for the end of the Bobby Knight Era.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 08:48 PM (TGgNi)

446
I never complain. But I took alls I can takes.
Tomorrow or Wednesday, they're gonna hear it.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:49 PM (gYIst)

447 "Make fun of Lena Dunham all you want" Okay.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 08:49 PM (JdEZJ)

448 443 Wendy's really annoys me. It's a crapshoot with what I'll end up with at home every. single. time. I order a Triple, no onions, with 2 extra patties. 3+2 = 5. But not with these dummies. I ended with a quadruple with onions. They always charge me for 5 patties, though. Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 12:47 AM (gYIst) You went to the drive thru didn't you? Never go to the drive thru, do you know why? They fuck you!!!

Posted by: Leo Getz at January 13, 2014 08:50 PM (BXLPR)

449 Best News Yet: "Best Friends' Mom? ...my Mom away from Mom? She's home. After removing her reproductive organs and bladder on January 2nd? ...she's home Nine days of ice-chips, Hospital Coffee and Jell-O. Now home. I was Blessed to see her today, as she got home early! -I was happy that they weren't teasing her with her release from the hospital. ...she wanted the see the shape of her kitchen. ...she's a Mom. -Thank you all for your prayers. ...Marc Posted by: Slapweasel Congrats! I called my folks tonight, things are just not going well. My Mom is just not very well. On dialysis she has other health issues that are really making it tough for her to survive. Please send out a prayer for Virginia.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 13, 2014 08:51 PM (eBupg)

450
I know Leo From Die Hard!!

But the dining room closes at 10p.


Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:51 PM (gYIst)

451 #Girls star @LenaDunham defends the show's nudity & unlikable characters: "you seem to like Walter White!">>

So she is comparing herself to somebody dieing of cancer?

WTF Yes Walter is doing really bad crap but in the context of (for his family) there can be some understanding. Being a slut not so much.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:51 PM (TI3xG)

452 If she's so Strong And Independent, why does she give a sh*t if she fails the Boner Test in other people's eyes? The butthurt, it hurts.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 13, 2014 08:52 PM (V4CBV)

453 Please send out a prayer for Virginia. Posted by: The Farmer Done.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 08:52 PM (edCjJ)

454 I never complain. But I took alls I can takes. Tomorrow or Wednesday, they're gonna hear it. Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 12:49 AM (gYIst) Just keep it out of the newspapers, mkay? We don't need the attention.

Posted by: Polar Vortex II, the enfreezening at January 13, 2014 08:52 PM (1Y+hH)

455 I'm out for the night. I'll leave you all with this classic tune from the 70s, in a fan video full of images of women who are NOT Lena Dunham...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIliB436370

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 08:52 PM (/96QU)

456 Please send out a prayer for Virginia>>

Done.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:53 PM (TI3xG)

457
So what are you saying, I shouldn't call 911 over this?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:53 PM (gYIst)

458 So she is comparing herself to somebody dieing of cancer? WTF Yes Walter is doing really bad crap but in the context of (for his family) there can be some understanding. Being a slut not so much. *** there are so many things wrong with her statement that it is almost nuts to debate it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:53 PM (DmNpO)

459 Bryan Cranston is an actual actor. So that was a straw man.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 08:55 PM (5ViSV)

460 Wendy's really annoys me. It's a crapshoot with what I'll end up with at home every. single. time. It's because the min wage is so low. Those people are just not getting enough compensation.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 08:55 PM (sjqZp)

461 Off polar sock

Posted by: Meremortal at January 13, 2014 08:55 PM (1Y+hH)

462 Do any of you think Lena Dunham cares what you think of her? She has a fat bank account while most of you struggle to make ends meet. She's a winner and most of you are broke loser. She rocks!

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 08:55 PM (jBtff)

463 So what are you saying, I shouldn't call 911 over this? *** Best not. They might shoot your dog.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:56 PM (DmNpO)

464

Breaking Bad is rated over 9 at imdb.

Know what else? There is almost 0 sex in the entire series.

Yeah, weird, I know. The entire series relies entirely on acting, writing, and directing.

Oh, and violence. But still..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:56 PM (gYIst)

465 >>>442 Make fun of Lena Dunham all you want. She is making some major money and enjoying a better life than any of you miserable souls on this website. Posted by: Lena Dunham Rocks at January 14, 2014 12:45 AM (8mdWl) Then why so defensive Ms. Butthurt?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 13, 2014 08:56 PM (V4CBV)

466 I order a Triple, no onions, with 2 extra patties. 3+2 = 5. But not with these dummies. I ended with a quadruple with onions. They always charge me for 5 patties, though.>>

Learn Spanglish.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 08:56 PM (TI3xG)

467
Best not. They might shoot your dog.

Or probe me colons.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 08:57 PM (gYIst)

468 She rocks! Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 14, 2014 12:55 AM (jBtff) *** Well good for her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:57 PM (DmNpO)

469 Lena Dunham--red meat for chubby chasers.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 13, 2014 08:58 PM (wdHk6)

470 388 When a person does not vaccinate their children, they put adults and other children at risk as well. It is not a 1 to 1 relationship - the hundreds of children who have died since Jenny McCarthy started her stupidity crusade against modern medicine are murder victims and those who make themselves and their children into Typhoid Marys deserve the gallows for each preventable death. Small changes in vaccination cause huge numbers of deaths in modern day civilization. Thanks to McCarthy, we have mumps and measles and whooping cough DEATHS in the US and Europe recently - all traceable to her ilk's cult-work. Polio is also on the rise. Polio - due to this hysterical freakshow. She should be gibbeted for her crimes.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 13, 2014 08:58 PM (g/68I)

471

Do any of you think Lena Dunham cares what you think of her? She has a fat bank account while most of you struggle to make ends meet. She's a winner and most of you are broke loser.

 

She rocks!

 

 

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 14, 2014 12:55 AM (jBtff)

 

 

That's because she's built like a Weeble.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2014 08:58 PM (BAS5M)

472 So what are you saying, I shouldn't call 911 over this? Posted by: soothsayer First, is there a construction site nearby? One with heavy machinery and/or explosives? Are you wearing clothes? Have you been drinking excessively yet? You need a plan.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 08:58 PM (VbJF5)

473 That's because she's built like a Weeble. Zing!

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 08:59 PM (sjqZp)

474 That's because she's built like a Weeble. *** It's possible I awakened my neighbors with that LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:59 PM (DmNpO)

475 Leena is a true successful capitalist. She saw a niche and took advantage of it. She's probably in some exotic locale right now having a top shelf liquor drink while people here just rant about her.

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 08:59 PM (jBtff)

476 So what are you saying, I shouldn't call 911 over this? Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 12:53 AM (gYIst) No. And they got cameras all over the place. Check the bag before you leave. You are dealing with dumbells.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 13, 2014 08:59 PM (1Y+hH)

477 Night all. Here is "Cantspeak" by Danzig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMK1_NLJLa8

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 08:59 PM (AymDN)

478 461 Wendy's really annoys me. It's a crapshoot with what I'll end up with at home every. single. time.

It's because the min wage is so low. Those people are just not getting enough compensation.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 12:55 AM (sjqZp)



It's because they haven't yet replaced the slackers in the kitchen with "burger-in-a-box".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 08:59 PM (T1005)

479 So what are you saying, I shouldn't call 911 over this? Are all of the Hobo in your freezer legally tagged?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 09:00 PM (sjqZp)

480
Are you suggesting I put the boom of a large excavator though the window of the drive thru?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 09:00 PM (gYIst)

481 Lena Dunham seems to REALLY want to be the 21st Century' Carrie Fisher. The problems are that Fisher has talent (not just connections), Princess Leia will always be Fisher, much like Adam West is The One True Batman ... ... and Dunham is, well, a bit too ... Reubenesque ...zaftig ... pleasingly chubby ... it's clear from her gown photo. Her dressed as "Slave Leia" ... mostly "no".

Posted by: Slab Manly, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 13, 2014 09:00 PM (FlRtG)

482 Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 12:58 AM (BAS5M) She is making money and enjoying life while you throw harmless pebbles. It must suck being a jealous hater.

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 09:01 PM (jBtff)

483
yeah, Lena Dunham is rubenesque alright, like maybe 5 or 6 Ruebens...the deli sammich

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 09:02 PM (gYIst)

484 481
Are you suggesting I put the boom of a large excavator though the window of the drive thru?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 01:00 AM (gYIst)



If you decide to do so, remember to take a camera. We'd all want to see pictures!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:03 PM (T1005)

485 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 12:48 AM (TGgNi) Right now I'm in between 'subjects' The few that interest me now are 'The Middle Ages' and Russian History

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:03 PM (esoZV)

486 The Free Market has rewarded Leena with a hit show. I thought people here supported Capitalism?

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 09:03 PM (jBtff)

487 Slave Lena? More like Lena the Nutt.

Posted by: freaked at January 13, 2014 09:03 PM (JdEZJ)

488 Leena is a true successful capitalist. She saw a niche and took advantage of it. She's probably in some exotic locale right now having a top shelf liquor drink while people here just rant about her. **** Wow! I think we might have spotted one of the rare species Living-Vicarious Assholium

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:03 PM (DmNpO)

489 Are you suggesting I put the boom of a large excavator though the window of the drive thru?>>

You sound kinda cute So I say go for it.

Posted by: Bubba your future cellmate at January 13, 2014 09:03 PM (TI3xG)

490 Jealousy assumes that I care.
I don't.

Posted by: navybrat at January 13, 2014 09:03 PM (AW7Gr)

491 I've got my tank plans around here someplace...

Posted by: Marv Heemeyer at January 13, 2014 09:04 PM (1Y+hH)

492 Haters can hate, but Leena is still having the last laugh with her fat bank account! Leena Rocks!

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 09:04 PM (jBtff)

493 Are you suggesting I put the boom of a large excavator though the window of the drive thru? Posted by: soothsayer I was hoping for dynamite but whatever. Put it on YouTube but don't use Ace's name. Also I wasn't here.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 09:04 PM (r1isO)

494 471 Oh I do not deny that she is an idiot. And a dangerous one at that. However, if we have a significant enough portion of our society who look to celebrities for info on their children's health over their own Doctors, well then it is not just her who is an idiot. I do not dispute your point, I just think that the blame can be spread around a bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 09:06 PM (TGgNi)

495 Damn! Talk about pitiful. Of all the stars in Hollywood about whom to become obsessed, this troll picks Dunham?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:06 PM (DmNpO)

496 Also I wasn't here. *** Oh yes you were! there are witnesses.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:07 PM (DmNpO)

497 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse You just have PHD, player hating disease. Leena is having the life one could only dream o. Money aint a thing for her and your envy is blinding you to an example of capitalist success.

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 09:07 PM (jBtff)

498 #483: Okay, I guess I have to come back and say one more thing... I'm a desperate and lonely 40-year-old bachelor, and I wouldn't fuck Lena Dunham with Rosie O'Donnell's dick.

And, with that, I'm out for the night, and I really mean it this time. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 09:07 PM (/96QU)

499 The Free Market has rewarded Leena with a hit show. I thought people here supported Capitalism?>>

Holy fuck I don't remember the part of the thread when you all bitched about her making money. You should be ashamed. Oh wait I was here at the begining of this thread that never happened.

Posted by: Bubba your future cellmate at January 13, 2014 09:07 PM (TI3xG)

500 Nied's Dead Horse ‏@mflynny 6m Over at Ace's place, re Lena Dunham Troll: She rocks! Count de Monet: That's because she's built like a Weeble.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:08 PM (DmNpO)

501 (jBtff) troll or sock? 79% that it is a troll

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:08 PM (esoZV)

502 This one again? Triumphant in deplete.

Posted by: How quick the topic shifts at January 13, 2014 09:08 PM (R6JT1)

503
anyone remember the scene in JAWS when the kids scare the crap outta everyone when they snorkel around with the fake shark fin?

one of the kids, shivering cold and scared, points at the other kid, "He-he-he made me do it!"

that'll be me, AoS commenters made me do it!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 09:08 PM (gYIst)

504 You just have PHD, player hating disease. Leena is having the life one could only dream o. Money aint a thing for her and your envy is blinding you to an example of capitalist success. **** SHE may have all that but all YOU have is your laptop and a driving desire to be up her ass and a pain in ours.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:09 PM (DmNpO)

505 79% that it is a troll *** Hash never before used here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:09 PM (DmNpO)

506 It's trolling from inside the blog!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2014 09:10 PM (BAS5M)

507 Thanks for Kinks link, Maet. So I wiki them because I'm just not that familiar with the group, that leads me to You Really Got Me, a song I recognize by Van Halen (so yes, I didn't know it was a cover), and a viewing of  The Kinks performing it live, and then finally to this comment:
 
1964 - The Kinks release "You Really Got Me"
Guitarist notes: Dave Davies got the dirty guitar sound by slashing the speaker cone on his amp with a razor blade. The vibration of the fabric produced an effect known as "fuzz".
 
File this under 'Stuff I did not know.'

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:10 PM (wNF3N)

508 "It's very offensive." "It's sexist and offensive, it's misogynistic," [Apatow] said. A dumbass reaction to a question about a dumbass show. *yawn*

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 13, 2014 09:10 PM (itCai)

509 Don't look at me, the only thing I watch on TV is NFL PenaltyBall.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 13, 2014 09:11 PM (1Y+hH)

510 It's trolling from inside the blog! **** Imagine when it spreads the word to all the Dunham fans about us PHD's here at Ace's place.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:11 PM (DmNpO)

511 Hash never before used here. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 01:09 AM (DmNpO) you have access to IP addy's?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:12 PM (esoZV)

512 i have no idea who this Leena bimbo is that has everyone exercised, nor do i care, even if Ace chewed my ass today for not giving a shit about "popular culture"...  i live at ground zero for "popular culture" and i'm immune to it because of that.

what interests me is an M-203 with a "selector switch", since all the 203's i ever carried, fired or was responsible for as unit armorer were breech loading single shot weapons with a very basic safety that consisted of a metal thingy that came up to block you from pulling the trigger.

a selector switch is what you find on an M-16 type weapon, where you can select "safe"  "pew" or "pew, pew, pew, pew..." (shouldn't fire, single shot and full auto/burst)

methinks that if you went back into this "reporter"'s resume, he called a destroyer a battleship last time he wrote about the Navy.

idiots all.


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 09:12 PM (q+fqH)

513 Lena, we like to watch Walter White, much as we liked to watch Tony Soprano. This is very different from liking the men themselves.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 13, 2014 09:12 PM (bPxS6)

514 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse I celebrate success, not frown or be jealous of it. She eats 100 dollar real Japanese Kobe steaks, while you eat 2 for 1 711 hot dogs. She wears foreign clothing lines you can't even pronounce. Yet here you are hating on a successful human being. What makes you any different than the Occupy Wall Street Marxists?

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 09:12 PM (jBtff)

515 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 01:10 AM (wNF3N) You are just learning about The Kinks!? I'd tell you to get to a record shop, but I have to assume you wouldn't know what that is. So, off to iTunes with you.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 09:12 PM (sjqZp)

516 Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 01:03 AM (esoZV) I always liked "The Great Terror" by Robert Conquest if you want to get caught up on the various political machinations of the Stalin era Soviet Union. It IS depressing, but fascinating in the train wreck kind of way. I took a medieval Russian history class but the material did not really sing to me. The sad thing is, if I took it now, it might well resonate better. I am starting to get interested again in the Crusades (with an emphasis on the history of the Crusader Kingdoms.) Have to look for some stuff for my kindle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 09:12 PM (TGgNi)

517 you have access to IP addy's? *** Nope, but a search of the hash along with "minx" is pretty reliable.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:13 PM (DmNpO)

518 It's trolling from inside the blog! _____________________________ LoL! I spewed all over my LCD!

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 09:14 PM (LKPZr)

519 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse I celebrate success, not frown or be jealous of it. She eats 100 dollar real Japanese Kobe steaks, while you eat 2 for 1 711 hot dogs. She wears foreign clothing lines you can't even pronounce. Yet here you are hating on a successful human being. What makes you any different than the Occupy Wall Street Marxists? *** I am now officially bored with your inanity.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:14 PM (DmNpO)

520 i lurve Paris Hilton

Posted by: fame at January 13, 2014 09:14 PM (R6JT1)

521 I don't know about anyone else, but I'm really looking forward to seeing the form the IRS puts out to validate your Obamacare status. I'm sure I'll be assessed the penalty because there is no freakin' way I'm going to disclose that much personal info to the IRS.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:14 PM (T1005)

522 Still going on about the Lena? She wants to have TFG's baby. That's all I need to know about her.
 
28 firewood?
why would anyone need firewood?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 10:53 PM (At8tV)
 
ncj, so that your woman, properly trained and skilled in the uses of fire, bread making and bacon cooking can make you a sammich.
 
It's sad that I have to explain this to you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:15 PM (wNF3N)

523
I would never eat a hot dog from 711. I buy a package of NABS instead.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 09:16 PM (gYIst)

524 what interests me is an M-203 with a "selector switch", Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:12 AM (q+fqH) I let that go since the grenade launcher is a single shot.... but someone is making a killing on the fake Colts and aparently they are close enough to spec that they actually fire. Also aparently procuring 40mm grenades is sorts easy in Mexico

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:16 PM (esoZV)

525 #498

And this proves what, other than the existence of nepotism in Hollywood? No amount of money will change the fact that the woman is still strikingly unattractive in looks and personality, and this plainly tortures her regardless of the paychecks.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 13, 2014 09:16 PM (bPxS6)

526 Leena right now is on some hot tropical white sand island living it up. Meanwhile you all here are acting like jealous communists envious of a person's success thanks to capitalism. Leena has more money than people put together here. Life is great for her, while the rest of you just hate on her. God Bless Leena and may she have a long successful career and life.

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 09:17 PM (jBtff)

527 Leena is a true successful capitalist. She saw a niche and took advantage of it. She's probably in some exotic locale right now having a top shelf liquor drink while she gets brushed and new shoes nailed to her hoofs.

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 14, 2014 12:59 AM (jBtff)


Fixed

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2014 09:17 PM (FMbng)

528 You can shoe an elephant?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 13, 2014 09:18 PM (wg98I)

529 516 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 01:10 AM (wNF3N)


You are just learning about The Kinks!?

I'd tell you to get to a record shop, but I have to assume you wouldn't know what that is.

So, off to iTunes with you.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 01:12 AM (sjqZp)



The Kinks have been around for-e-ver, and have distinct eras. Personally, my fave is around Misfits and Sleepwalker.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:19 PM (T1005)

530 "I celebrate success, not frown or be jealous of it. She eats 100 dollar real Japanese Kobe steaks,..."

that just proves her taste in food is as lousy as her taste in everything else is.

Kobe beef is overpriced crap. get yourself some good, range raised, grass fed American beef, and have a better meal for less money.

or spend a shitload of money on something because you were told it was hip, edgy or kewl, because you're too stupid to think for yourself.  it's a free country, and you have a right to delude yourself, within reason.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 09:19 PM (q+fqH)

531 re: Lt. Mills from Sleepy Hollow

Both she and her sister are easy on the eyes. There is just a little something something about her sister though... exotic (maybe not quite the right word for it)... that's just... yeah...

Look forward to the new episode tomorrow.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 13, 2014 09:19 PM (Pp15A)

532 or spend a shitload of money on something because you were told it was hip, edgy or kewl, because you're too stupid to think for yourself. it's a free country, and you have a right to delude yourself, within reason. *** Wanna bet she drinks shat out coffee too?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:20 PM (DmNpO)

533 #515

So, only success counts, not the means by which it is obtained? By that rationale, the Kim Du Jour running North Korea right now must be an exemplar of humanity.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 13, 2014 09:20 PM (bPxS6)

534 "She eats 100 dollar real Japanese Kobe steaks, while you eat 2 for 1 711 hot dogs. She wears foreign clothing lines you can't even pronounce." Oh hell it's Moo Moo.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 13, 2014 09:20 PM (1Y+hH)

535 Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 14, 2014 01:07 AM (jBtff)

Bu-bye ergie.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 13, 2014 09:20 PM (XkotV)

536 To titillate people. Lena Durham. ? Be fucking serious.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 13, 2014 09:21 PM (S2Ayj)

537 520 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

I celebrate success, not frown or be jealous of it. She eats 100 dollar real Japanese Kobe steaks, while you eat 2 for 1 711 hot dogs. She wears foreign clothing lines you can't even pronounce. Yet here you are hating on a successful human being.

What makes you any different than the Occupy Wall Street Marxists?

***

I am now officially bored with your inanity.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 01:14 AM (DmNpO)



What it thinks we will bite on says a lot more about it than about us.....but, yeah, I'm not that interested in it, either.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:21 PM (T1005)

538 Oh hell it's Moo Moo. *** Is it? Hell, that's a new level of pathetic.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:21 PM (DmNpO)

539 >> You are just learning about The Kinks!?
 
Yes garrett, an unfortunate lapse in my musical education. I'll atone by spending time on youtube repairing the defect. I have, of course, heard Lola before but I really didn't know who performed it.
 
Andd this time I listened to all the lyrics -- Lola was a dude?!!?! Yikes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:21 PM (wNF3N)

540 redc1c4 She has money to burn and can enjoy the finer things in life. Enjoy your cheap hamburger, while she eats top of the line steaks.

Posted by: Leena Laughs at January 13, 2014 09:21 PM (jBtff)

541 I would rather see Lena Dunham's nude, very unattractive body twisted into whatever pretzel shape she chose to twist it into, with her nasty snapper staring me full in the face, for eternity, than to inflict a single second of her lunatic father Carroll Dunham's "paintings" of the female form upon my weeping eyeballs.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2014 09:22 PM (8+xjO)

542 my all time fav Kinks song is "Father Christmas", not only for the killer guitar solo, but because it also most accurately describes my approach to the season, except, of course, for "F**k Christmas" by Fear, but i can't play that in most company, but the Kinks i can.

they had lots of good stuff back in the early day as well...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 09:22 PM (q+fqH)

543 Has anyone else noticed that Lena Dunham has the same last name as Obama's mother? I wonder if her career is built on a possible relationship with President Obnoxious.

Just had to come back one last time and make that point. And now I really, really mean it... Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 13, 2014 09:22 PM (/96QU)

544
I eat at Subways, occasionally. But NEVER when theyre inside a gas station.

Sorry, but I don't Habib the gas station attendant making my sam.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 09:23 PM (gYIst)

545 28 firewood?
why would anyone need firewood?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 13, 2014 10:53 PM (At8tV)



To burn the witch!!!

Posted by: man who was a newt, before he got better at January 13, 2014 09:23 PM (T1005)

546 where the heck are all the 'ettes tonight?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:23 PM (DmNpO)

547 I am starting to get interested again in the Crusades (with an emphasis on the history of the Crusader Kingdoms.) Have to look for some stuff for my kindle. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 01:12 AM (TGgNi) Crusades are next tier of interest for me. I just finished the history of Islam and then Mormonism I studdied up on Poland years ago, Russian history looks fun, well reading about it, not actually living it.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:25 PM (esoZV)

548 I always start my dates out with a discussion of gender rolls and point out that either of us may feel uncomfortable with sexual contact.  The most common reaction I get is "So do you have my fucking $40 or not?".

Posted by: bestie21 at January 13, 2014 09:25 PM (AzO5R)

549 So, only success counts, not the means by which it is obtained? By that rationale, the Kim Du Jour running North Korea right now must be an exemplar of humanity. Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 01:20 AM (bPxS6) Ur just an Imperialist H8R. Kim's dicky do is totes hawt yo!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un Rox at January 13, 2014 09:25 PM (FOu5F)

550 No, wait! False consciousness has been dispelled!

Posted by: Expectant Commissar awaits your fealty at January 13, 2014 09:25 PM (R6JT1)

551 I'm sure I'll be assessed the penalty because there is no freakin' way I'm going to disclose that much personal info to the IRS. Posted by: cthulhu There are 'regulations' that the HHS handed down that forbids the IRS from looking at your medical info. However, Federal intel sharing directives allow them to read that same information if they are investigating you. Yesterday I read a story out of California; The HHS and IRS are investigating an independent insurer or healthcare provider (can't remember which) for fraud and while accessing a server for financial data (for which they had a warrant) they took the medical records of 60 million people. Won't give them back. Said not to worry.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 09:26 PM (edCjJ)

552 I always start my dates out with a discussion of gender rolls and point out that either of us may feel uncomfortable with sexual contact. The most common reaction I get is "So do you have my fucking $40 or not?". *** LOL!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:26 PM (DmNpO)

553 FYI 'ettes, Hawaii duck dynasty on. Jase shirtless. Nom nom nom

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 13, 2014 09:27 PM (CDnbC)

554 "Enjoy your cheap hamburger..."

you misspelled hand selected and cut rib eyes from Harris Ranch beef.

a friend owns a butcher shop & catering business, so i get to order or pick what i what.  getting the finer things in life is all about where & how you shop, not how much money you are conned into paying for crap with cachet.

the money i save not buying Kobe or Wagyu beef is money i can spend at the gun store or the range, and i get to eat better than those fools to boot.

thanks for playing, even if you don't know WTF you're talking about, fool.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 09:28 PM (q+fqH)

555 Hooker went to fish camp. She came home with $4,000 and a red snapper.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 09:28 PM (TI3xG)

556 Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 01:25 AM (esoZV) Heh. Yeah after studying it a bit I get the idea if you actually had to live the last 1000 years of Russian history it would be a never ending stream of: "Doh" "Oh, gimme a break!" "Crap." and "Now what?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2014 09:28 PM (TGgNi)

557 >> The gender-neutral dating thing cracks me up. Look, if I buy a guy a lobster dinner, I expect him to put out, and by put out I mean re-caulk my bathtub and kill spiders.

Posted by: no good deed at January 13, 2014 11:03 PM (HsJeN)
 
I just want it to be known that I have both caulking and spider killing skillz.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:29 PM (wNF3N)

558 537, She's a leftist. Who cares how successful any leftist is? Stalin had gold plated faucets. Didn't make his ideas any less evil, nor did it clean any of the blood from his hands. Dunham's scum. Money doesn't make her smart, clean, or good. Too late for that, can't rinse off skank nor sedition.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 13, 2014 09:29 PM (g/68I)

559 The gender-neutral dating thing cracks me up. Look, if I buy a guy a lobster dinner, I expect him to put out, and by put out I mean re-caulk my bathtub and kill spiders. **** Organize the tools in my garage while you're at it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:30 PM (DmNpO)

560 Oh, c'mon -- "Bring Out Your Links!" -- Kinks: Permanent Waves -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr1hj4op-xE



Sample lyric: "You'll look smooth, you'll look cool, you'll be laughing. You'll get lots of dates, you'll be made, you'll get laid."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:30 PM (T1005)

561 Organize the tools in my garage while you're at it.>>

I thought screw and bolt sorting were garage endeavors of married guys.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 09:32 PM (TI3xG)

562 i find the whole gender neutral dating thing to be entertaining as well...

the one thing it has done is give me another reason to get along with HRH, because in today's environment, here in the People's Paradise, i'd have a hard time finding anyone to date, let alone live with.

and we wonder why the birth rate craters in certain circles...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 09:33 PM (q+fqH)

563 I thought screw and bolt sorting were garage endeavors of married guys. *** It's the price they pay for letting me pick up the tab at dinner.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:33 PM (DmNpO)

564 543 I'm sure I'll be assessed the penalty because there is no freakin' way I'm going to disclose that much personal info to the IRS.
Posted by: cthulhu


There are 'regulations' that the HHS handed down that forbids the IRS from looking at your medical info. However, Federal intel sharing directives allow them to read that same information if they are investigating you. Yesterday I read a story out of California; The HHS and IRS are investigating an independent insurer or healthcare provider (can't remember which) for fraud and while accessing a server for financial data (for which they had a warrant) they took the medical records of 60 million people. Won't give them back. Said not to worry.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 01:26 AM (edCjJ)



I'm coming at it from the other side, as a CPA -- won't disclose birthday, health insurance #, etc. on a tax form. Social and name.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:34 PM (T1005)

565 >> Hooker went to fish camp. She came home with $4,000 and a red snapper.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 01:28 AM (TI3xG)

 Heh. The other day, I had Snapper Pontchartrain at a local restaurant -- man oh man, was it tasty.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:35 PM (wNF3N)

566 the money i save not buying Kobe or Wagyu beef is money i can spend at the gun store or the range, Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:28 AM (q+fqH) Well, I worked for a company that dealt in Kobe/Wagyu. The good stuff is really good. The problem is the not so good stuff is not as good as the price they need to break even.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:35 PM (esoZV)

567 "I thought screw and bolt sorting were garage endeavors of married guys."

that's because, once you're married, it's the only screwing you're going to see on a regular basis...

at least until the divorce proceedings, that is.  ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 09:35 PM (q+fqH)

568 549&551 I haz caulking, spider killenz and tool organizing skillz. Help a brother out?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 13, 2014 09:35 PM (ojnk6)

569 It's the price they pay for letting me pick up the tab at dinner.>>

Never let a woman pick up the tab. So please pardon my confusion.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 09:36 PM (TI3xG)

570 Dangit. It's only Tuesday morning and I'm already both craving football and dreading it at the same time because, in a couple of weeks, it will be all over.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:37 PM (DmNpO)

571 I just want it to be known that I have both caulking and spider killing skillz. How YOU doin? How are your carpentry skills? I need a new arbor.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 13, 2014 09:38 PM (CDnbC)

572 As is often the case, I am somewhat bewildered by the orientations an' interests of East Coasters. (I suspect they are genetically Loyalists: can't kill 'em merely on the suspicion, lucky them.) Still, if you're here an' awake an' not of the opposition, you should take the advice of "Plugs" Biden an' buy a shotgun designed by Kalashnikov. I did.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n6upzdy

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 13, 2014 09:38 PM (R64dl)

573 Never let a woman pick up the tab. So please pardon my confusion. *** Although it's been a while since I've been on a date, I've never once not offered to pick up or at least split the check. Sometimes they even let me do it. It feels comfortable to me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:39 PM (DmNpO)

574 in a couple of weeks, it will be all over. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 01:37 AM (DmNpO) winter Olympics in Russia after that + some violent Russian counterJihad vids

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:39 PM (esoZV)

575
Pernell Roberts (Adam Cartwright) was a handsome man. He always wore a wig until his starring role in TRAPPER JOHN, M.D.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 09:39 PM (gYIst)

576 563 Piece of cake....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 13, 2014 09:39 PM (ojnk6)

577 How YOU doin? How are your carpentry skills? I need a new arbor.>>


ar·bor 2  (ärbr)n.1. An axis or shaft supporting a rotating part on a lathe.2. A bar for supporting cutting tools.3. A spindle of a wheel, as in watches and clocks.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 09:40 PM (TI3xG)

578 winter Olympics in Russia after that + some violent Russian counterJihad vids *** I predict collateral damage. Ruskies have been hit 3xs in the past couple of months. Putin's gonna be loaded for bear.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:40 PM (DmNpO)

579 Tree husbandry sounds knotty.

Posted by: Canopy to see at January 13, 2014 09:41 PM (R6JT1)

580 Next link -- "Juke Box Music" -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLQd2wjvJ1Y

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:41 PM (T1005)

581 Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January got it No. 4 Buck, nice

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:42 PM (esoZV)

582 563 I just want it to be known that I have both caulking and spider killing skillz.

How YOU doin? How are your carpentry skills? I need a new arbor.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2014 01:38 AM (CDnbC)



You thinking redwood or are you going to paint it?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:43 PM (T1005)

583 I've never once not offered to pick up or at least split the check. Sometimes they even let me do it.

It feels comfortable to me.>>

On a first date for me it would be never . But I have such a bad track record with women. It would have been refreshing to have at least the discussion with some one like you.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 09:44 PM (TI3xG)

584 A HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY (Davies) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq49bzDyBEU

Posted by: The Pretty Things at January 13, 2014 09:45 PM (PhBt9)

585 >> How YOU doin? How are your carpentry skills? I need a guillotine trap and a new arbor neighbor.
 
Fixed that up for you, bebe.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:46 PM (wNF3N)

586 570 winter Olympics in Russia after that
+ some violent Russian counterJihad vids

***

I predict collateral damage. Ruskies have been hit 3xs in the past couple of months. Putin's gonna be loaded for bear.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 01:40 AM (DmNpO)



There were rumors that a Saudi diplomat told Putin that he could buy peace from Saudi-backed terrorists if he dropped Assad like a hot rock.....and it would utterly not surprise me in the slightest if said diplomat came down with a serious case of dioxin and/or polonium.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:46 PM (T1005)

587 On a first date for me it would be never . But I have such a bad track record with women. It would have been refreshing to have at least the discussion with some one like you. *** I also do not like to bring baggage into a relationship so, it's been a very, very long time since I've dated. There's probably some new etiquette about which I am unaware.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:47 PM (DmNpO)

588 565 Thank you for the perspective NDH. As a single guy, this attitude is appreciated. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 13, 2014 09:47 PM (ojnk6)

589 There were rumors that a Saudi diplomat told Putin that he could buy peace from Saudi-backed terrorists if he dropped Assad like a hot rock.....and it would utterly not surprise me in the slightest if said diplomat came down with a serious case of dioxin and/or polonium. *** Whoa! This is the 1st I've heard of that but, if so, then yeah.... death by hot soup. A pin prick in a crowd.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:48 PM (DmNpO)

590 Lena Dunham = Hillary Rodham

Both are not all that attractive in looks, and downright horrific in personality. They have shown little talent in whatever they do, and have have achieved their fame and fortune entirely based on their relations.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 13, 2014 09:49 PM (vmeDB)

591 Thank you for the perspective NDH. As a single guy, this attitude is appreciated. Be well. *** You're welcome. You be well, as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 09:49 PM (DmNpO)

592 Fuckit. Here's 'Muswell Hillbillies' : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TrMRLsiik

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 09:49 PM (PhBt9)

593 I have business in the morning I cannot put off. Night.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 13, 2014 09:51 PM (brZcJ)

594 You thinking redwood or are you going to paint it? Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 01:43 AM (T1005) Paint it, same color as the trim. Want to put a retractable awning over the top, to keep the rain off the French doors. Well, IF it ever rains again down here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 13, 2014 09:51 PM (CDnbC)

595 Whoa! This is the 1st I've heard of that but, if so, then yeah.... Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 01:48 AM (DmNpO) the counter-jihad blogs had this months ago. It looks like the jihadi's in the Caucases are not interested in a Olympic Truce

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:51 PM (esoZV)

596 The BH is going to get a bit of a surprise tomorrow morning. We're putting the rest of the Christmas decor away, and she had a poinsettia plant. She asked me to put it into her car for her 'cause she's going to take it into work and ditch it on someone and she's got the 6am shift tomorrow....so I took it out to her car, put it into the passenger seat, and carefully buckled it in.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:51 PM (T1005)

597 Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 01:51 AM (brZcJ) make some money yo!

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:52 PM (esoZV)

598 Is Miss Dunham related to Procrustes Autocratus Rex on the maternal side?
Same surname, after all. Gramps Dunham was a big bud of the Commie and child pornographer Frank Marshall Davis. Let Lil Barry spend lots of time w/the Commie MAP (minor attracted person).

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 13, 2014 09:52 PM (R64dl)

599 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 01:46 AM (wNF3N) Lol. Oh if only I could do that and not do time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 13, 2014 09:52 PM (CDnbC)

600 The BH is going to get a bit of a surprise tomorrow morning Good plan. They are easier to sneak up on when they are asleep.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 09:53 PM (PhBt9)

601 I also do not like to bring baggage into a relationship so, it's been a very, very long time since I've dated. >>

I have had 2 failed marriages . I'm 51 and I plan to die alone. And that is not a pity me statement it is I proved to myself I can't pick worth a shit. If some miracle happens I'll go with it but I'm happy being Grandpa and doing the stuff I like so I will not spend time worrying about getting a woman.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 09:54 PM (TI3xG)

602 587 Whoa! This is the 1st I've heard of that but, if so, then yeah....
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 01:48 AM (DmNpO)


the counter-jihad blogs had this months ago.

It looks like the jihadi's in the Caucases are not interested in a Olympic Truce

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 01:51 AM (esoZV)



Or, y'know, Assad's still in.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:54 PM (T1005)

603 A Kinks primer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4DV-5d6a5g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz64hWng2vM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXaO3zgaf5Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLs09J_x6-c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3gX47rHGg

Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2014 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

604 That sidebar vid of Robert Downey Jr singing Driven to Tears kicks ass. Lena = untouchable band unwatchable. that she's a shrieking feminist harpy pretty much completes the picture. Head.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 09:55 PM (bS6uW)

605 Gramps Dunham was a big bud of the Commie and child pornographer Frank Marshall Davis. Let Lil Barry spend lots of time w/the Commie MAP (minor attracted person). Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 14, 2014 01:52 AM (R64dl) I used Bing Image search with the filter off and saw pics of THG's mom nekked, she was 17/18yo. not that hot, but name another President you've seen his mom nekked. hey Pracilla at the NSA, how are the kids?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 09:56 PM (esoZV)

606 584 garrett
 
Oh shit, they's firing full albums at me now. I'm listening to all y'alls' links.
 
I'd better pour a drink for this one.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:56 PM (wNF3N)

607 and yet the PLA still, short of filling the strait with human bodies, has no way of invading Taiwan.

the PRC is still all hat, no cattle, military wise, and can't project power for shit, unless the other side does nothing to stop them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 09:56 PM (q+fqH)

608 Head? That was 'egad' b4 my KindleFire got a hold of it.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 09:57 PM (8Dvmc)

609 meanwhile, the demographics of who's signing up for Obamacare are just as shitty as the law itself...

http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20140113-711162.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 09:59 PM (q+fqH)

610 Putin's just the sort of guy that could do a Godfather-style settling-of-accounts while at an Olympic games.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 09:59 PM (T1005)

611 So SCOAMF can keep almost every personal, embarrassing document of his outta sight, but there's naked pics of his mom on the web.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 13, 2014 09:59 PM (vmeDB)

612 Another Kinks link -- Catch Me Now I'm Falling -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCR83LxGKkg




That one came out in the latter Carter years.....somehow it seems uncannily timely.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:01 PM (T1005)

613 the PRC is still all hat, no cattle, military wise, and can't project power for shit, unless the other side does nothing to stop them. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:56 AM (q+fqH) yep, the PRC sorta tied theUSA in Korea after we decided not to win, the PRC sorta tied India in the early 60's and then in the late 70's the PRC did not defeat the Vietnamise.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 10:01 PM (esoZV)

614 In a bizarre twist within a more bizarre story, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives is once more promoting a book it tried to suppress and is simultaneously suing him over, recently retired agent Jay Dobyns revealed Monday on the CleanupATF “whistleblower” website.

The book, “No Angel: My Harrowing Undercover Journey to the Inner Circle of the Hells Angels” became a New York Times bestseller that was critically-acclaimed as “a white knuckler,” as “compulsively page-turning” and as “absolutely amazing,” among the many rave reviews. Though the Bureau had been aware of the memoir since Dobyns began writing it, and had even promoted it on its internal webpage, that apparent blessing was reversed when their relationship with the agent became legally adversarial.

“In 2010, two weeks after I defeated DOJ's attempt to quash my lawsuit, ATF changed their position on my book,” Dobyns explained. “33 months after they became aware of it and with no prior interest or action, ATF and DOJ decided to counter-sue me over it.”

Posted by: David Koresh at January 13, 2014 10:01 PM (e8kgV)

615 Good night all. My free portion of the satellite internet started so I'm gonna watch a movie.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 13, 2014 10:01 PM (TI3xG)

616 Putin's just the sort of guy that could do a Godfather-style settling-of-accounts while at an Olympic games. *** One through the eye.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 10:01 PM (DmNpO)

617 bye

Posted by: the snarkster at January 13, 2014 10:02 PM (esoZV)

618 Good night all. My free portion of the satellite internet started so I'm gonna watch a movie. *** If you have a Roku, M-Go is offering two rent-free movies, no strings attached.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 10:02 PM (DmNpO)

619 Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 02:01 AM (T1005) Oooh, is that from 'One From The Road'? Love that version.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 10:03 PM (PhBt9)

620 here's a list that purports to be *all* Kinks songs...

http://www.kindakinks.net/discography/showsong.php

personally, my favorite album by them is "School Boys in Disgrace" which is a tour de force from beginning to end from back in the day when bands would do "concept" albums, and even occasionally make a good one.

check it out!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 10:04 PM (q+fqH)

621 Lil Barry putatively has like about 18 half-siblings runnin' aroun' (on the sire = Kenyan Commie Obama theory), but there's an interestin;' theory that Frank Marshall Davis (the Commie MAP (minor attracted person)) was the real sire.
Still others, on very good evidence (e.g., the total lack of human interests), that Procrustes Autocratus Rex is actually a space alien (like Dennis Rodman).

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 13, 2014 10:04 PM (R64dl)

622 Good night dear friends-in-the-box.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 10:04 PM (DmNpO)

623 612 Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 02:01 AM (T1005)


Oooh, is that from 'One From The Road'?

Love that version.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 02:03 AM (PhBt9)



It's originally on "Low Budget", I don't know where the YouTube is from.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:06 PM (T1005)

624 592 The BH is going to get a bit of a surprise tomorrow morning ---- what is BH? 602 meanwhile, the demographics of who's signing up for Obamacare are just as shitty as the law itself... http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20140113-711162.html Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:59 AM (q+fqH) Listening to Levin on the way to the gym this evening and came to realize the only thing Americans have in common that binds us together is Obamacare. Seriously, a shit sandwich that (most) everyone is partaking in. Problem is, some have been told it takes like a French Dip and are perfectly fine with it. (It will eventually cause heartburn, but then it's too late.)

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 10:08 PM (ojILd)

625 It used to be fashionable to publicly support Obama ... now if you even mention his name around these parts people are like, "what the fuck is the matter with you." It's been fun watching the O-bots wipe that smarmy smile off their faces.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 10:09 PM (bS6uW)

626 614 Lil Barry putatively has like about 18 half-siblings runnin' aroun' (on the sire = Kenyan Commie Obama theory), but there's an interestin;' theory that Frank Marshall Davis (the Commie MAP (minor attracted person)) was the real sire.
Still others, on very good evidence (e.g., the total lack of human interests), that Procrustes Autocratus Rex is actually a space alien (like Dennis Rodman).

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 14, 2014 02:04 AM (R64dl)



Baldilocks has me convinced on the FMD theory -- evidently, there's not enough variation in the particular group of Kenyans (Luo?) to account for how much BHO doesn't look like Obama, senior.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:12 PM (T1005)

627 "yep, the PRC sorta tied theUSA in Korea after we decided not to win, the PRC sorta tied India in the early 60's and then in the late 70's the PRC did not defeat the Vietnamise. "

all three were withing walking distance... and the NVA People's militia pretty much stopped the PLA right after they came across the border, and then the NVA got there and did a damn-damn on them, IIRC.

of course, we'd trained the NVA well, and helped them get rid of their incompetents, so they had that going for them as well. ;-)

i'm not sure how the PLA thinks it's going to take any islands, as there's more to amphibious operations than getting on & off a boat, and re-supply is a tad difficult as well, especially if the other side isn't cooperating.

operating a CVBG, even with a half assed CV like their reef in being isn't childs play either.  i would not be at all surprised if they take that expensive target barge out to play one day and have a deck fire.

given that their DC parties are unlikely to be as well designed, trained or equipped as one might want for a carrier, a good flight deck fire, with JP, ordnance and planes involved could quite likely sink the ship... after all, the Russians, who's design it is, didn't have the experience the USN had with kamikazes & Viet Nam, lessons from which i'm sure have been included in both the design & operation of our current carrier force. 

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 10:13 PM (q+fqH)

628 " It used to be fashionable to publicly support Obama ... now if you even mention his name around these parts people are like, "what the fuck is the matter with you." It's been fun watching the O-bots wipe that smarmy smile off their faces."

where is that, so i can come visit?

here in Failifornia, he is still the Messiah in most parts.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 10:15 PM (q+fqH)

629 617 592 The BH is going to get a bit of a surprise tomorrow morning
---- what is BH?



Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 02:08 AM (ojILd)



The Better Half.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:16 PM (T1005)

630 MSNBC gave a glimpse of what an Hiliary Clinton presidency would be like by declaring the news of her “enemies list” as .. sexist.

After 5 years of endless “racist” claims under our Affirmative Action President, does America really want 4 to 8 years of endless “sexist” claims ?

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at January 13, 2014 10:17 PM (e8kgV)

631 Houston, which surprisingly is a fairly progressive city ... still, the bloom is definitely off the O-bot rose.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 10:18 PM (nMg6j)

632 @619 Some (altho' not Sheriff Arpaio's cold case posse-- at this time--) say that the paternity issue is the reason Procrustes Autocratus Rex released an obvious forgery when provoked by Trump on the brith certificate issue, that FMD, the Commie MAP, was the sire, in fact, of record. The reason, in fact, why Loretta Fuddy had to die.

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 13, 2014 10:18 PM (R64dl)

633 Baldilocks has me convinced on the FMD theory Yeah. I think his name on the birth cert is what they're hiding

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 13, 2014 10:19 PM (CDnbC)

634 man, that powerdraw for the K1 SoC is fucking insane. I for one would like more than a 3 hours and 40 minute battery

Posted by: The Dude at January 13, 2014 10:19 PM (vJdyz)

635 why little De'Shawan can't read:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-01-13/  rat-infested-shithole-new-york-citys-worst-school-and-reason-why

take out the space in front of "rat-infested"

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 10:20 PM (q+fqH)

636 Dude is a total fraud

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 10:21 PM (bS6uW)

637 "After 5 years of endless “racist” claims under our Affirmative Action President, does America really want 4 to 8 years of endless “sexist” claims ?"

yes please!


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 10:21 PM (q+fqH)

638 Ace is goin' 2b SO pissed we he finds out some birther basura showed up on his pristine East Coast blog.

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 13, 2014 10:22 PM (R64dl)

639 621 >> where is that, so i can come visit?

here in Failifornia, he is still the Messiah in most parts.
 
redc, come on down to the MS Gulf Coast. Mentioning TFG's name is bound to create a negative wave here. And not exclusively whites, either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 10:24 PM (wNF3N)

640 Any other underemployed bored individualw posting tonight?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 13, 2014 10:25 PM (ojnk6)

641 Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 02:16 AM (T1005) Thanks.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 10:26 PM (ojILd)

642 No it isn't exclusively whites, it's pretty much everyone who didn't drink the kool-aid back in the day

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 10:27 PM (bS6uW)

643 We visited the Midway down in San Diego last year -- and it really gives you some perspective. As in, some guys show up to a battle with small, fast boats; some folks show up to a battle with bigger boats toting big guns, some people prefer to sneak in with submarines, and the US hauls in a freakin' AIRPORT. Or TWO.



Or, for the Gulf War -- was it four or five? Seriously, hauling an airport around, with warplanes and ordnance.....sheesh.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:29 PM (T1005)

644 Lena Dunham is chubby and ugly. Inside and outside.

That they get all genderist about it is proof they know it's phony and that she's not attractive so they try to question the reporter's motives and make him seem like the bad guy.

Buncha dilettantes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 13, 2014 10:29 PM (LSDdO)

645 >> "After 5 years of endless “racist” claims under our Affirmative Action
President, does America really want 4 to 8 years of endless “sexist”
claims ?"
 
It's getting pretty thick and heavy lately, ain't it? Battlefield prep for the next Annointed Won. Strange that wasn't much of that when Sarah Palin was a candidate.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 10:29 PM (wNF3N)

646 @633 Thinking about updating my LinkedIn profile with 'shotgunner', but I've not escaped Minnesota, yet (altho' I no longer reside in the Glorious People's Nine County Soviet as before). Still, people with my skills used to work fo' the gummint, which I am not willing to do these days, and not only in the MIBs.

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck, underemployed since 2008 at January 13, 2014 10:29 PM (R64dl)

647 Looking at pics comparing FMD to TFG- yeah, similarity. But even disregarding FMD how the F did this doped up looking slack ass piece of shit become President? It's rhetorical, but still amazing. It wouldn't be believable if it was written in a movie.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 10:30 PM (ojILd)

648 of IPs that don't need a movie, it may not be on the level of Battle Ship but Magic The Gathering is pretty high up there

http://bit.ly/1eBgiVB

Posted by: The Dude at January 13, 2014 10:30 PM (vJdyz)

649 635 No it isn't exclusively whites, it's pretty much everyone who didn't drink the kool-aid back in the day

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 14, 2014 02:27 AM (bS6uW)



Or drank the kool-aid, and woke up with a hangover.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:31 PM (T1005)

650 I'm not misogynist nor do I have gender issues .. I just don't like her.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 10:32 PM (bS6uW)

651 Like JFK2's service (avoidance) record was all that until O v. McCain came around, when service was again irrelevant.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 10:35 PM (bS6uW)

652 631 Ace is goin' 2b SO pissed we he finds out some birther basura showed up on his pristine East Coast blog.

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 14, 2014 02:22 AM (R64dl)


Okay I'm getting the dart gun out. Because blog spider sense is why.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 13, 2014 10:37 PM (XkotV)

653 Okay I'm getting the dart gun out. Because blog spider sense is why.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 14, 2014 02:37 AM (XkotV)


let me touch your ban hammer

Posted by: The Dude at January 13, 2014 10:38 PM (vJdyz)

654 Refresh our memory, Maet. You East Coast?

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck, underemployed since 2008 at January 13, 2014 10:39 PM (R64dl)

655 let me touch your ban hammer

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 02:38 AM (vJdyz)


See the dull blue glow - that means it hungers.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 13, 2014 10:40 PM (XkotV)

656 See the dull blue glow - that means it hungers.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 14, 2014 02:40 AM (XkotV)


In the end, there can only be one

Posted by: Duncan McCloud at January 13, 2014 10:41 PM (vJdyz)

657 640 Looking at pics comparing FMD to TFG- yeah, similarity.

But even disregarding FMD how the F did this doped up looking slack ass piece of shit become President?

It's rhetorical, but still amazing. It wouldn't be believable if it was written in a movie.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 02:30 AM (ojILd)



It's not just the positive evidence -- he looks like FMD -- but, then, he looks like a lot of people.....but it's also the negative evidence. Baldilocks happens to be from the same ethnic group, the Luo -- with roots in Kenya, like Obama, sr. -- and there are only a couple of million of 'em. And, according to Baldilocks, none of them look like TFG in the least.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:42 PM (T1005)

658 647 Refresh our memory, Maet. You East Coast?

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck, underemployed since 2008 at January 14, 2014 02:39 AM (R64dl)


Nope but you seem to be quickly heading for The Line. Not quite seeing the payoff for you here.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 13, 2014 10:42 PM (XkotV)

659 >> I'm not misogynist nor do I have gender issues .. I just don't like her.
 
Well, I just can't stand almost every progressive Democrap in office or out, so how's that discriminatory? My dislike/hate is pretty universal.
 
PS garrett, I would never buy (or even d/l from youtube) Muswell's Hillbillies by The Kinks. But I did listen to it once. Must be an acquired taste. Give me Little Feat or even Ozark Mountain Daredevils any day.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 10:43 PM (wNF3N)

660 Right you are. The East Coasters let a paltry 60% of The People run them out of the British Empire of the time.
We can't let that happen here on this blog.

Posted by: Numbah Fo' Buck at January 13, 2014 10:44 PM (R64dl)

661 586 You thinking redwood or are you going to paint it?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 01:43 AM (T1005)

Paint it, same color as the trim. Want to put a retractable awning over the top, to keep the rain off the French doors. Well, IF it ever rains again down here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 14, 2014 01:51 AM (CDnbC)



Here's one of those hints -- arbors take a buttload of paint. So cut the pieces and paint 'em on the ground before assembly.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:46 PM (T1005)

662 let me touch your ban hammer

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 02:38 AM (vJdyz)



Woah woah WOAH!!! I did NOT need to see THAT first thing when I got here...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 10:46 PM (xa1/W)

663 Why is that blue glow intensifying? Should I get my umbrella out?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 10:47 PM (wNF3N)

664 656 Why is that blue glow intensifying? Should I get my umbrella out?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 02:47 AM (wNF3N)


Only if you're not done fathering children.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 13, 2014 10:48 PM (XkotV)

665 well, it wasn't like the time seeing a herd of cows walk across the front yard but I just saw a calf run through the front yard

Posted by: The Dude at January 13, 2014 10:49 PM (vJdyz)

666 **hold up plastic tarp**

The front row is gonna get it the worst...

Posted by: guy who's seen Gallagher's act at January 13, 2014 10:49 PM (vmeDB)

667 646 Okay I'm getting the dart gun out. Because blog spider sense is why.


Posted by: Mætenloch at January 14, 2014 02:37 AM (XkotV)

let me touch your ban hammer

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 02:38 AM (vJdyz)



This may be moot by the time this posts, but I'm getting more of a drunk'n'sloppy (also known as Monday) vibe than troll. There's actually some humor in previous posts.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:51 PM (T1005)

668 http://www.theonion.com/articles/next-episode-of-girls-to-feature-lena-dunham-shitt,31661/ I think my dad is kind of over the hump. Today they did another surgery to put in a feeding tube and fix the original esophagus problem, and that's the last surgery he'll need, so now he just has to recover from that.

Posted by: Dave M at January 13, 2014 10:54 PM (lKR5m)

669 661 Good news to hear, Dave M.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 10:55 PM (wNF3N)

670 #650

That isn't too compelling to me because TFG really looks like his maternal grandfather in his youth but with dark skin. I recall one picture of his maternal grandparents in their 30s or 40s where the resemblance was very close.

It would be very interesting if somebody could obtain some DNA from him or his daughters to compare to that of any of his supposed half-siblings.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 13, 2014 10:56 PM (bPxS6)

671 661 http://www.theonion.com/articles/next-episode-of-girls-to-feature-lena-dunham-shitt,31661/

I think my dad is kind of over the hump. Today they did another surgery to put in a feeding tube and fix the original esophagus problem, and that's the last surgery he'll need, so now he just has to recover from that.

Posted by: Dave M at January 14, 2014 02:54 AM (lKR5m)



How is *he* doing? If he's all "that was awful, but it starts getting better from here", his chance of a good recovery is pretty decent.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:57 PM (T1005)

672 Time?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:57 PM (T1005)

673 Noooooooooooo!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 10:57 PM (T1005)

674  Ah, just in time I see.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 10:58 PM (xa1/W)

675 Nicely done...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 10:58 PM (xa1/W)

676 He's still in pretty bad shape though, on a respirator and it's very frustrating for him not being able to speak.

Posted by: Dave M at January 13, 2014 11:00 PM (lKR5m)

677 Night all

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 11:00 PM (bS6uW)

678  *sigh* back to work...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 11:01 PM (xa1/W)

679 I'll be sure and mention the harassment of Sara Palin's father by the IRS in the morning threads. Exposure here and at a few other righty blogs is sometimes all this kind of shit gets.
 
In case you missed it :
 
http://tinyurl.com/ns5o7sy

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 11:02 PM (wNF3N)

680 663 #650

That isn't too compelling to me because TFG really looks like his maternal grandfather in his youth but with dark skin. I recall one picture of his maternal grandparents in their 30s or 40s where the resemblance was very close.

It would be very interesting if somebody could obtain some DNA from him or his daughters to compare to that of any of his supposed half-siblings.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 02:56 AM (bPxS6)



It is going to be very interesting to see what gets turned up when (and if) the progressives lose the reins of government. With Eric Holder in place, a Democrat could eat a live baby on broadcast television in front of its horrified parents and there would be no prosecution, but there is so much corruption and crime queued up behind him.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 11:04 PM (T1005)

681 669 He's still in pretty bad shape though, on a respirator and it's very frustrating for him not being able to speak.

Posted by: Dave M at January 14, 2014 03:00 AM (lKR5m)



I bet. But it's at this stage when his character will start to make a huge difference.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 11:07 PM (T1005)

682 It's gotten quiet around here.....time for Kinks' "Low Budget" -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3xi9lCmj-0

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 11:24 PM (T1005)

683 The Sippian Cottage piece on firewood (and life) was a good read; but damn, I can't really get living in that climate unless you like discomfort and endless winters. Maine is waaaay off my list of places to reside.
 
It's 'semi-tropical' here and every time winter approaches, I start thinking about relocating to Key West for the winter.
 
I could be emulating Hemingway and drinking daiquiris on the beach while working on my tan.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 11:37 PM (wNF3N)

684 OK, fine. You're obviously Kinked out. So we'll move on.


The only song you ever heard of from this band is "I'm Not in Love", but there is so much more....including lewd little operettas.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uZSsiKnDQY -- "When they raided my place that night, they ruined my act with the leather umbrella."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 11:43 PM (T1005)

685 The Kinks - 1965 - All Day And All Night - liked it and have heard it before just didn't know who performed it. Good stuff.
 
675 Low Budget -- Not so much. Okay I suppose, but not really my cup-o-tea.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 11:43 PM (wNF3N)

686 Random loose shit: Lena: Mr. Ed wouldn't hit that, much less Mr. Dave. I've never been THAT drunk and I work in the oilfield. Hurricane Sandy: Why does government think it is my responsibility to subsidize anyone's damage recovery? That includes those on the Gulf Coast. I live in Texas and have seen several hurricanes. If you want a beach house that's your business, not mine. Figure it is going to be damaged or wiped out every ten years and accept it.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 13, 2014 11:46 PM (jrM8G)

687 heh... 10CC...guess where their name allegedly came from.

also, they had some other good songs besides "I'm not in love" which was kinda their ballad effort.

look up "Art for Art's Sake" "Good Morning Judge" "Things we do for Love" "Rubber Bullets" (which was banned in England, even though the lyrics reference Uncle Sam & the National Guard") "Dreadlock Holiday" "Wall St Shuffle", etc...

lots of good songs there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 11:51 PM (q+fqH)

688 I'm just going to get weirder until someone reacts or I fall asleep....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_-YiM2vZuo

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 11:52 PM (T1005)

689 here's "Jack the Idiot Dunce" by the Kinks, off of "Schoolboys in Disgrace" that i referenced earlier

http://tinyurl.com/l4wkge9

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 11:53 PM (q+fqH)

690 680 heh... 10CC...guess where their name allegedly came from.

also, they had some other good songs besides "I'm not in love" which was kinda their ballad effort.

look up "Art for Art's Sake" "Good Morning Judge" "Things we do for Love" "Rubber Bullets" (which was banned in England, even though the lyrics reference Uncle Sam the National Guard") "Dreadlock Holiday" "Wall St Shuffle", etc...

lots of good songs there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 03:51 AM (q+fqH)



.....and whaddayaknow, someone else in The Horde knows. 



I was going to go with Don't Hang Up next, but I feel better now.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 13, 2014 11:55 PM (T1005)

691 re 10cc -- Didn't like that opera crap; then again, I don't like old school opera crap much either. Heathen, and proud of it
 
I'm Not In Love -- Yeah, heard it before; I always thought that was Hall and Oates doing it. Tell me it doesn't sound somewhat like their style.
 
Here's an observation -- I've heard many many songs on the radio, often when switching stations because I didn't like what the one I was on was playing. So you hear a song, and you have no idea who did it because you miss that part of the broadcast where they identify the artist(s). So you guess, or briefly wonder, then go on about your business.
 
I *know* a lot of songs in that manner.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 11:57 PM (wNF3N)

692 well, Good Morning Judge...how are you today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxT4VgfzKsQ

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 11:58 PM (q+fqH)

693 10cc did LOTS of stuff that was anything other than opera...

they were a rock band that rocked.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 11:59 PM (q+fqH)

694 ....although http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq558m_SjeM -- "Don't Hang Up".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 12:04 AM (T1005)

695 here's another British band from back in the early 70's that i thought (and still think) was awesome... Be Bop Deluxe

this is one of their later LPs, Sunburst Finish. my fav track here is "Sleep That Burns", which is just absolutely epic... (IMHO, of course: if you love what passes for music these days you'll like as not hate this. that's on you)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3HEg50pOOI


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:04 AM (q+fqH)

696 From the story posted in an earlier thread about the Diversity coordinator at the U of Colorado Denver who runs a phone sex business our of her office on university time.  She's on paid leave and brings in 68K/year.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lzuo2vm


Posted by: Chinaacid at January 14, 2014 12:04 AM (xU4FN)

697 #687... can't really listen, since Resident Evil is asleep just down the hall, but yeah, that's pretty sad, what part i heard.  Record labels said you had to have ballads to get airplay, so groups wrote ballads.

besides, maybe some of the members loved them... they still have an awesome body of rock & roll in their discography.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:08 AM (q+fqH)

698 Downloaded the new Archer. This cold is going to keep me up for a while since I was asleep most of the day. So lets see what they did...

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 12:13 AM (bPxS6)

699 686 10cc did LOTS of stuff that was anything other than opera...

they were a rock band that rocked.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 03:59 AM (q+fqH)



The thing about 10cc is that each of the four was primarily associated with one instrument but could handle others, could write and arrange music, and could handle lead or background vocals. There were compositions from all four that were amazing. Godley/Creme tended to be a bit more eclectic and experimental, while Gouldman/Stewart had a bit more of a pop sensibility, but nothing was fixed. I happen to love the operatic bits because they really extend the humor, but the shorter numbers tend to tell one joke well -- e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vglgVbtj608

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 12:13 AM (T1005)

700

Greetings from Sydney - another warm evening and dinner is almost ready

 

 

And I love all this music talk - and we love the Kinks - we're watching cricket, sound low while Youtubing Kinks stuff - thanks!

 

As for Robert Downey Jr singing - what a voice! If you get a chance look at the sidebar and have a listen

 

What can't this bloke do?

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 12:16 AM (UVpzA)

701 What can't this bloke do?

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 04:16 AM (UVpzA)


===

say no.

Posted by: jc at January 14, 2014 12:17 AM (PlzOe)

702 690 #687... can't really listen, since Resident Evil is asleep just down the hall, but yeah, that's pretty sad, what part i heard. Record labels said you had to have ballads to get airplay, so groups wrote ballads.

besides, maybe some of the members loved them... they still have an awesome body of rock roll in their discography.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 04:08 AM (q+fqH)



Listen some other time....it is not a ballad and gets thoroughly demented as it goes along: "You got a dustbin romance/it's going down the drain/you got a low impedance/she's got a rocky terrain".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 12:18 AM (T1005)

703 demented is always a plus...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:23 AM (q+fqH)

704

694 jc

He seems to have reformed, turned his life around - I was reading some stuff about him and apparently his dad was a drug addict and started sharing drugs with his son when the kid was 6 years old!

Sad...

 

.

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 12:23 AM (UVpzA)

705 Nudity for nudity's sake. BLASÉ Drag the French into this, 'sensual without being sexual,' "Girls" is neither.

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 14, 2014 12:24 AM (MhA4j)

706 just found this gem on my FB wall...

the Who at Isle of Wright, complete, supposedly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTcA3OCLlqI&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:24 AM (q+fqH)

707 nothing like quality time with your dad!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:25 AM (q+fqH)

708 for the Oz contingent, here's JoJo Zep & The Falcons.... Hit & Run.  the LP cut is longer, but "live" is live...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt958J1b2lU

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:28 AM (q+fqH)

709 i'm poasting this one on spec, since i didn't even know it existed until a minute or so ago, even though i've called up JoJo & Company many times over the years... it will be obvious why, just from the title. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOUGfjbsys

Jo Jo Zep & The Falcons - The Cthulhu (live)


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:31 AM (q+fqH)

710 I am a proud misogynist....

http://tinyurl.com/lp9xhrh

I would argue HBO's Girls is the first male contraceptive TV show Mr. Tapper 100% effective in preventing romance.


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 12:33 AM (TE35l)

711 what sort of weirdness makes ampersands (the and sign) disappear from poasts here?  i just realized it's been disappearing from my blatherings tonight, because i haven't posted this much here in eons...

can someone break me off some knowledge?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:33 AM (q+fqH)

712

 

Holy shit. Jo Jo Zep and the Falcons. Good band live. I'll always remember "Security"...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp0TzDQ2oMc

 

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 12:33 AM (9gNQd)

713 I've mentioned this on the ONT before, but a lot of what you 'like' in music is a matter of repetitive hearing. I also suspect that things you hear when you're younger also have a longer lasting influence on your tastes.
 
Anyhow, here's one of my favorite obscure albums and groups from the early 70s -- Captain Beyond:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV0fsIPl4mc

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 12:34 AM (wNF3N)

714 another part of her character's life that could be used for comedic/dramatic effect without being salacious or sexy.]/b]

Trust me she has HAd that covered(no pun intended) for a LONG time...


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 12:38 AM (TE35l)

715 704 redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 04:33 AM (q+fqH)

Pixy has a "thing" with windows...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 12:39 AM (TE35l)

716 702 i'm poasting this one on spec, since i didn't even know it existed until a minute or so ago, even though i've called up JoJo Company many times over the years... it will be obvious why, just from the title.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOUGfjbsys

Jo Jo Zep The Falcons - The Cthulhu (live)


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 04:31 AM (q+fqH)



Still listening, but it's not quite what I was expecting.....I was thinking more like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM6j14DDtGI

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 12:41 AM (T1005)

717 #706

Part of maturity is when you realize that a lot of the stuff you regard as classic would never have made the same impression if you heard it for the first time in your thirties instead of your teens.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 12:43 AM (bPxS6)

718

Jo Jo Zep and the Falcons - great Aussie band

 

We've seen them countless number of times - music festivals mainly

 

Joe Camilleri, the singer has changed the name of the band a few times too - they've been the Revelators and Bakelite Radio

 

I'm supposed to eating dinner and I'm posting, and watching cricket...

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 12:45 AM (UVpzA)

719 redc1c4, Ace let us play with HTML a couple of years ago and it threw Pixy into a tailspin from which it never recovered. They promised us a "new" website in a couple of weeks. That has never materialized, going on two years now.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 12:45 AM (jrM8G)

720 #706: now there's something i can go down the street to the old school record store and ask them if they have it, just to see the looks on their faces.

i only listened to a chip, but i left the page open to check it out in daylight.


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:48 AM (q+fqH)

721 here's another artist from back in the day, Rory Gallagher, who's unfortunately no longer with us....

man, could he play guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyHymAxUVrc

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:50 AM (q+fqH)

722 "Part of maturity is when you realize that a lot of the stuff you regard as classic would never have made the same impression if you heard it for the first time in your thirties instead of your teens."

well, that would explain why i can't stand classical music and opera, because that's what i had to listen to as a kid.  :-)


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:51 AM (q+fqH)

723 "... a lot of what you 'like' in music is a matter of repetitive hearing. I also suspect that things you hear when you're younger also have a longer lasting influence on your tastes."

which is why Top 40 radio did, and still does, apparently, have repetitive playlists...

that's also why i don't listen to Top 40 or such stations.  i'm also always interested in new music, as long as it doesn't suck. few songs "grow" on me, but many grow away from me, usually from over-exposure.

Stairway to Heaven, Freebird, and the only 4 songs the Clash ever recorded*, for example, as well as most of the Beatles catalog.  it's not that they aren't good it's just that i'm tired of them already.

*London Calling, Train in Vain, Should I stay or does this blow, and Rock the Catbox

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 12:57 AM (q+fqH)

724

715 redcic4

 

Thanks for the Rory Gallagher clip - only discovered his music last year when the old Aussie had the CD going  in the car - great music

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 12:59 AM (UVpzA)

725 WTF? Michael Douglas has been cast as Hank Pym for the Antman movie. I guess that means Paul Rudd is going to be Scott Lang and Pym will never actually be the title character.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 01:01 AM (bPxS6)

726 Mr Dave: thanks for the bit about ampersands & why stuffs screwy...

i was around when HTML tags were in play, but i never could figure them out and left them the hell alone.

as for why we don't have a new page yet, i personally blame Bush and posters like me who aren't into blog entries about popular culture, because we just don't care. ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:05 AM (q+fqH)

727 just a thought, but could we collect up all the fake Viet Nam vets and send them over to SEA to w*rk on clearing up land mines and unexploded ordnance, or searching for MIAs?

if they want the credit, the least they can do is take the chances...

fuckers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:07 AM (q+fqH)

728 The BH has just about had it with Delta to the Piedmont-Triad airport, NC. She's had to go out there on business a bunch of times, and she's been reamed on about half of 'em -- this last time, she had an early flight to get there that got delayed, they launched two half-full flights to there, then her flight got canceled right after the last alternative was in the air -- unscheduled stop in Atlanta. On the way back, flight was delayed and she had to jog between gates to make her connection home....and her luggage didn't jog so well. It's beyond not being a hub, it's like a second-class destination.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 01:16 AM (T1005)

729 otho, are you still around mate?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 01:17 AM (T3c3E)

730 Delta airlines sucks, even for an airline.

i haven't flown in years, but they'd be about my last choice. i'd rather cross the country in a Huey with no doors than ride with them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:18 AM (q+fqH)

731 shit: i was gonna go to bed early this year, instead of sleeping half the day because i went to bed at dawn...

oh well.... better luck next year, i guess.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:20 AM (q+fqH)

732 Back in the days of television yore, on the back lot of Desilu Studios where Star Trek was being filmed.

Lt. Uhura in her mini-skirt uniform on a bicycle.
http://tinyurl.com/k9fca4e

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 01:22 AM (sA4/D)

733 The company I used to work for made a big deal out of my Vietnam era veteran status. I had worked for them for several years all of a sudden they had to know the particulars. I think it was just to check off a box that they hired " minorities ". It kinda pissed me off and I told them so

Posted by: NativeNH at January 14, 2014 01:23 AM (Rjs7C)

734 723 Delta airlines sucks, even for an airline.

i haven't flown in years, but they'd be about my last choice. i'd rather cross the country in a Huey with no doors than ride with them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 05:18 AM (q+fqH)



I haven't been flyin' around all that much lately.....but 20 years ago, they were the royalty of FAIL. It doesn't look like there's been miraculous improvement.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 01:23 AM (T1005)

735 last time i was on a Delta flight, out of Atlanta to LAX w/a stop in DFW, this poor bastard came all the way to the back, fighting his way through the crowd, only to find that the space where his seat ought to be was actually a toilet compartment.

the row simply didn't exist on that side of the A/C, but they sold a seat anyway.

best part was, i wanted to stop off in DFW to see someone, and, even though they were overbooked, i couldn't get off the plane without paying hundreds of dollars extra.

fuckers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:24 AM (q+fqH)

736 this was a few years back too, right around the turn of the century.

;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:24 AM (q+fqH)

737 Cthulhu, perhaps it is time to give the airline a full demonstration of eldritch powers.

http://tinyurl.com/lyhopry

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 01:26 AM (sA4/D)

738 726 NativeNH at January 14, 2014 05:23 AM (Rjs7C)

Yup...nothing like getting the third degree for "being a vet" when you don't advertise your status and your job has nothing to do with it.

They got a tax credit for it.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 01:26 AM (TE35l)

739 otho, are you still around mate?

 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 05:17 AM

 

Yeah. Where you at?

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 01:26 AM (9gNQd)

740 Then, again, a co-worker flew into Piedmont/Triad via American and ended up in a complete clusterfcuk as well.



Last year, I flew SFO to Charlotte, and the flight went ok....but I was ferried out to a pathetic mess at the Hertz rental and ended up having to drag my luggage cross-country to a car place that actually, y'know, had cars.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 01:27 AM (T1005)

741 Thanks for all the interesting music lists; I'm on my third Val-U-Rite cocktail and the world is temporarily  a better place for the nonce.
 
And dammitt, I have to be up b4 noon and do productive type stuff today. Though this means there's a good chance I'll not be running at 100% efficiency.
 
And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 01:29 AM (wNF3N)

742 They asked that at the airport I worked at.  Was always interesting watching the Vietnam vets react.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 01:29 AM (TE35l)

743 Otho, I am in Cameroon. Leaving tonight for stateside. My next trip is to Freo is two weeks. Where is your domicile, I think a meet up would be the most far flung AoSHQ yet.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 01:30 AM (T3c3E)

744 725: lots of interesting skinny on Desilu here... yeah, its wiki. don't be a H8r.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desilu_Productions

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 01:32 AM (q+fqH)

745 Otho, I am in Cameroon. Leaving tonight for stateside. My next trip is to Freo is two weeks. Where is your domicile, I think a meet up would be the most far flung AoSHQ yet.

 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 05:30 AM

 

Cameroon? Man, you get around drilling holes. Im' in Sydney. Freo? Is that Fremantle?

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 01:33 AM (9gNQd)

746 Yes, Fremantle. Doesn't look like I would have time to cross the country to Sidney this trip. Just wondering if you were west coast. I think aussie is also in Sidney. I will eventually get to Sidney and will try to catch up if a meal and a drinkie is interesting.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 01:38 AM (T3c3E)

747 Ms. O'hura appears to be getting quite intimate with that bicycle seat in that pic posted earlier.
 
I approve of this imagery.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 01:40 AM (wNF3N)

748

739 Mr Dave

 

Yes I'm in Sydney and a meetup would be lovely - I'm sure Delta comes here too!

 

Hello otho!

 

 

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 01:41 AM (UVpzA)

749 Never watched 'girls" Lena? Heard of her- never seen her. Frankly? Who gives a shit about this trash? It's all white noise.... or maybe White Trash....

Posted by: backhoe at January 14, 2014 01:43 AM (ULH4o)

750 Yes, Fremantle. Doesn't look like I would have time to cross the country to Sidney this trip. Just wondering if you were west coast. I think aussie is also in Sidney. I will eventually get to Sidney and will try to catch up if a meal and a drinkie is interesting.

 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 05:38 AM

 

Nah, not west coast. The far west side of the barbecue plate is pretty nice, but glad I'm not there now. Pretty hot and the joint is burning. Yeah, aussi is in Sydney also. Don't know whereabouts, though. Some sort of meet up should be doable, yeah. The email I registered with is fucked up... yahoo, natch.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 01:44 AM (9gNQd)

751 Hey. Whereabouts in Sydney are you? Roughly speaking.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 01:45 AM (9gNQd)

752 aussie, thanks for piping up. I don't get to Sidney as often as I used to but I am going to Hobart on one of these trips to see a friend and Sidney is close enough to book my return through there. I will post a shout when that occurs.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 01:46 AM (T3c3E)

753

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 05:41 AM

 

Sorry. Didn't do the copy and paste thing. Hello.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 01:50 AM (9gNQd)

754 It is still amazing the number of "Nam" vets that hang out at the VFW claiming they made a combat jump with the 101st. Could probably man a whole corps or two if we could get them all in one spot.

Posted by: I'll take option C for a 1000 Alex at January 14, 2014 01:50 AM (nkPV9)

755
Amazing work, Maet, as always.

The question regarding Lena Dunham's ATTRACTIVE TO NO ONE nudity HAD TO BE ASKED and the reporter asked it and after the throwing of an INFANTILE TEMPER TANTRUM the question ACTUALLY GOT ANSWERED.  And that is how journalism is supposed to work.

I really wanted to read the Andrew Smiler so that I could add him to my long list of public figures who should be treated like confused little children (Debbie Wasserman Schultz, etc), but I couldn't get through it.  Thanks very much for excerpting exactly what I needed.

The fake amputee guy is Fidel Castro.


Posted by: Stevie G at January 14, 2014 01:55 AM (x/lJo)

756 >> It is still amazing the number of "Nam" vets that hang out at the VFW claiming they made a combat jump with the 101st. Could probably man a whole corps or two if we could get them all in one spot.
 
Maybe you could get them on a plane and hand out propeller beanies, while telling them this is how the 101st does their jumps.
 
Parachutes are for pussies. Jump, bitches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 01:58 AM (wNF3N)

757 Managed to get a pair of jump boots with my greens. That makes you a paratrooper, right?

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 02:01 AM (9gNQd)

758 748 Stevie G at January 14, 2014 05:55 AM (x/lJo)

If you have a problem with HER beauty YOU need psychotherapy...

uh not her...

*shudder*

Princess isn't quite as chirpy as she was last year on twatter....


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:01 AM (TE35l)

759 Every time I see Michelle being called fashionable.  Or now Lena in her banana dress. I come to a soul shattering conclusion, they and no one around them have a clue about what fashion is.

Seriously.  That dress is doing Lena no favors.  It makes her look plump.  That she has been stuffed in it not well.  Leaving her arms and shoulders bare displaying that tattoo fairly screams slag.  Not elegant or fashionable at all.  Nor is her posture which is more like 'well punk you gonna say something about how I dress?'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 02:03 AM (sA4/D)

760 Lena Dunham's nudity...

now we see the violence inherent to the system...

*shudder*

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:04 AM (TE35l)

761 Seriously. That dress is doing Lena no favors. It makes her look plump.

 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 06:03 AM

 

 

It does not. It makes her look like a fatty.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 02:05 AM (9gNQd)

762 NDH posted links of Lena naked; I reviewed a few mainly to get a gander at her hooters. Spectacularly bland, they are. Smallish, saggy, poor nipple definition, surrounded by pudge.
 
*waves at Lena*
 
But as I've expressed before, I'm from the Ron White school of titty watching:
 
Ron White: Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't... want to. 'Cause, back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman naked, you... wanna see the rest of 'em naked.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 02:06 AM (wNF3N)

763 752 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 06:03 AM (sA4/D)

Anna I think Lena and Worf go out of their way to wear shit that does not blend with their body types...

Kind of like Passive-Aggressive Inverted Chic....

Ms. Dunham cultivates her lot lizard aesthetic.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:06 AM (TE35l)

764 otho, lol.  The way the dress flares out she looks more like a dashboard figure left out in the June Texas sun - melted.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 02:06 AM (sA4/D)

765 If your erection from Viagra lasts more than four hours, subscribe to HBO and use that DVR boys...

//Suggested Update to Viagra Warning Blurb

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:07 AM (TE35l)

766 Dr. Morbius, "One can not gaze upon the visage of Medusa."

*click*  And he turns off the TV that was showing Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 02:10 AM (sA4/D)

767 If I want to see an average girl like Lena Dunham nude, I will either call my sister over or hit up Amish night at the local strip club. @peeteysdee

Posted by: Peetey S. Dee at January 14, 2014 02:15 AM (9FAk+)

768 760 Peetey S. Dee at January 14, 2014 06:15 AM (9FAk+)

I saw that...heh

I mean if she was not trying to sell herself like a model she'd be almost tolerable.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:16 AM (TE35l)

769 otho, lol. The way the dress flares out she looks more like a dashboard figure left out in the June Texas sun - melted.

 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 06:06 AM

 

To be fair to the dress, she'd still look like a porker no matter what she squeezed into. Lena Dunham would have to stand next to a rotunda to look slimmer.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 02:17 AM (9gNQd)

770

746 otho

 

I'm in SW Sydney - used to live in Camperdown, Cronulla and Campbelltown but my current suburb is not a C suburb!

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 02:21 AM (UVpzA)

771 I'm in SW Sydney - used to live in Camperdown, Cronulla and Campbelltown but my current suburb is not a C suburb!

 

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 06:21 AM

 

Cronulla's nice. Was there a couple of months ago for a Sharks vs. NQ game. Stacks of brilliant classic cars and bikes and the people are a drunk bunch of louts. Got on super with them. Hell, I know Camperdown well. I'm in the inner SW, myself.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 02:24 AM (9gNQd)

772 good morning all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 02:25 AM (9GG/0)

773 765 chemjeff at January 14, 2014 06:25 AM (9GG/0)

morning...

the good, bad, or meh to be determined.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 02:26 AM (TE35l)

774 hey CJ.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 02:26 AM (9gNQd)

775 well hopefully today is more than 'meh' but we will see

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 02:26 AM (9GG/0)

776 hi otho how is down under today

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 02:32 AM (9GG/0)

777 oh I made these this morning. actually pretty good. but use only 1.5 c of water.

http://www.cooks.com/recipe/i32an4bf/milkless-pancakes-from-scratch.html

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 02:34 AM (9GG/0)

778 Good morning everyone! Today is gonna be a WONDERFUL day!! I am leaving for the airport in 30 minutes to travel to San Diego to see the oldest boy graduate into the world's finest fighting force. Tomorrow will be the first time his mom and I have seen him since he left for for boot camp. I am SO STOKED!!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2014 02:36 AM (60Vyp)

779  hi otho how is down under today

 

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 06:32 AM

 

Quite bloody warm. Around 84deg F today, I think. Still, not as bad as Mt Isa. It hit 124deg F last week. That shit's wack. Can't wait for winter. This summer shit sucks.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 02:36 AM (9gNQd)

780 770 >> oh I made these this morning. actually pretty good. but use only 1.5 c of water.
 
I prefer replacing the sugar with honey in that mix -- it make a much tastier pancake imho.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 02:38 AM (wNF3N)

781 771 Good morning everyone! Today is gonna be a WONDERFUL day!! I am leaving for the airport in 30 minutes to travel to San Diego to see the oldest boy graduate into the world's finest fighting force.

Tomorrow will be the first time his mom and I have seen him since he left for for boot camp. I am SO STOKED!!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 14, 2014 06:36 AM (60Vyp)


that is awesome!  San Diego should be very nice too


hopefully you will not have to suffer any delays, cancellations, or naked Lena Dunhams along the way

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 02:40 AM (9GG/0)

782 I prefer replacing the sugar with honey in that mix -- it make a much tastier pancake imho.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 06:38 AM (wNF3N)


yeah it was a bit on the 'eggy' side


I also added a dash of cinnamon, that made it better too

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 02:42 AM (9GG/0)

783 Looks like Mooch left Oprah an upper decker - her hush-hush calling card - as thanks for putting her up during her extended vacation from the JEF.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 14, 2014 02:48 AM (HsTG8)

784 well that sucks.
it's going to be cold and windy here.

otho if you are tired of summer, then I'll gladly trade you some snow for some australian heat

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 02:48 AM (9GG/0)

785 Crotchety Old Jarhead Safe passage and Congratulations!

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 14, 2014 02:50 AM (MhA4j)

786 Good morning, morons.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 14, 2014 02:50 AM (KbZx5)

787 waiting for morning thread, wondering what the chosen items would be... meanwhile, that was then, this is now: There is no fidelity, no tenderness, no knowledge of God in this country. . . . This is why the country is in mourning, and all who live in it pine away, even the wild animals and the birds of heaven; the fish of the sea themselves are perishing. (Hos. 4.2–3)

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 14, 2014 02:51 AM (MhA4j)

788 well that sucks.
it's going to be cold and windy here.

otho if you are tired of summer, then I'll gladly trade you some snow for some australian heat

 

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 06:48 AM

 

Oh, hell yes. Wouldn't that be sweet? Trade about 10 degrees, at least. You'd think with our super ability to change the climate, somebody would have figured that shit out. But, yeah, I think you get serious cold over there, unless you're in the south. Winter here is nice. Never gets cold. Well, not Canadian/north US cold, anyway.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 02:54 AM (9gNQd)

789 I very much want to visit Australia some time.  it sounds like a very interesting place.  except for all the deadly spiders of course. :/

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 02:56 AM (9GG/0)

790 Cheez-Its, the more those who know talk of Fukushima Daichii, the Kali Shiv unleashed. Japanese remake of "The Sixth Sense" before your eyes.

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 14, 2014 02:59 AM (MhA4j)

791  I very much want to visit Australia some time. it sounds like a very interesting place. except for all the deadly spiders of course. :/

 

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 06:56 AM

 

They'll take your head off, man. They only come in 2 types- extra large plus extra large and bitey. Seriously... back in the day, there were exploration parties that were all eaten by spiders. And you know why they didn't need walls in Sydney to keep the convicts in? Yeah, spiders.

 

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 03:00 AM (9gNQd)

792 They'll take your head off, man. They only come in 2 types- extra large plus extra large and bitey. Seriously... back in the day, there were exploration parties that were all eaten by spiders. And you know why they didn't need walls in Sydney to keep the convicts in? Yeah, spiders.

well I thought you were going to say that they looked like naked Lena Dunham.  so that's a relief.  ok no problem then

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2014 03:02 AM (9GG/0)

793 I heard that the spiders scare away the snakes down there, so there's that

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 14, 2014 03:05 AM (KbZx5)

794 COJ - godspeed. Shake his hand & give him a "thank you" from me. You must be so proud.

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 14, 2014 03:07 AM (KbZx5)

795 I heard that the spiders scare away the snakes down there, so there's that

 

Posted by: shredded chi - If the river was whiskey, I'd be a diving duck at January 14, 2014 07:05 AM

 

It's true. The really nasty ones have bigger fangs than the snakes. The snakes aren't that bad. Don't mess with them they won't mess with you. But, the spiders are like Daleks. About the same size too.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 03:13 AM (9gNQd)

796

Morning news thing's up.

 

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 03:25 AM (9gNQd)

797 Lena Dunham is unattractive physically and ugly inside. Everyone remember she is the Obama supporter who did that awful video. She really looks like awful. For them to show her naked is a way to pick a fight. They know exactly what they are doing, and that is why they are doing it.

Posted by: Baldy at January 14, 2014 03:26 AM (2bql3)

798 Dear Judd Apatow: If there were a show called Boys, and it starred a uncomely man, say like Zak Galafanakis, and he was unnecessarily nude at different points in the show, couldn't the reporter's question be used verbatim in that case too? If so, how is this misogynistic? Get bent, Not a Fan

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 14, 2014 03:29 AM (niuxr)

799 I gotta say, if a man saying that looking at an overweight, unattractive scrunt naked is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Good lord.

Posted by: deadrody at January 14, 2014 04:18 AM (b2D8X)

800 That fake "armless" hobo illustrates one reason I do not give to panhandlers. South Texas (warm weather) is a haven for them.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 14, 2014 04:19 AM (vFmT2)

801 117 [Full disclosure: I've never seen an episode of Girls so maybe Lena Dunham nudity is a glorious beautiful thing. But I'm going with my instincts on this one] Trust the Instincts, Luke. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 13, 2014 11:08 PM (qIFL7) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah, no. Do a quick google image search and you will conclude quickly that there is no earthly reason that woman should be getting naked in front of a camera, ever.

Posted by: deadrody at January 14, 2014 04:25 AM (b2D8X)

802 Dunham looks like the typical white half of typical a bi-racial couple in a Craigslist personal ad.

Posted by: bildung at January 14, 2014 04:26 AM (riOeb)

803 265 I am so sick of seeing people bashing Jenny McCarthy about this vaccines thing who have no idea what they're talking about and making her a caricature. Does anyone else find it ironic that the same people here that blast the far-more-agreed-to-settled-science of Global Warming rely on the settled science of the safety of vaccines? Isn't there some cognitive dissonance there for you?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indeed. Though I think you have that comparison a bit mixed up. Global warming IS pseudo science. Sadly, the alleged tie between vaccines and autism is ALSO pseudo science. Beware correlation = causation.

Posted by: deadrody at January 14, 2014 04:38 AM (aT8Zk)

804 Oh and here's a recent pic of Lena Dunham. Given her age and current income this is probably the peak of her attractiveness. I hope she knows how to give a really good hummer.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 14, 2014 04:55 AM (1hM1d)

805 >> Oprah in the Crapper >> With picture. You know you want to click the link...come on do it...go with your feelings, Luke. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! As to Ms Dunham, I have watched ONE clip of ONE episode of this show... in which some creepy bearded hipster guy (also naked) urinates on her in the shower. That says all you need to know about the artistic "style" of this abomination, IMO. Lena Dunham is fetish fuel for the Chubby Chasers who like 'em young. I hope for her sake that she has invested her earnings wisely, but given how desperately she was shilling for Obama at the last US election I somehow doubt it.

Posted by: perturbed at January 14, 2014 05:27 AM (TXq4O)

806 The Dunham crowd has their panties in a wad because she is BRAVELY! challenging the culture that enjoys the idealized female form. You guys are supposed to get hot and bothered over a 4, not a 10. And if you don't you must be a sexist misogynist blah blah whine blah.

Also, love the producer who insists the question was gravely offensive but then can't explain why. No wonder the show sucks. 

Posted by: Fen at January 14, 2014 08:16 AM (a422o)

807 fucking spacebar...

Posted by: Fen at January 14, 2014 08:17 AM (a422o)

808 It's not enough that you not attack a slut, you have to celebrate the slut for being a slut.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 14, 2014 08:29 AM (5xmd7)

809 Also, the patriarchy is responsible for any subjective sense of shame the slut may feel , it's not just a natural, human reaction to realizing you're spreading diseases.

Posted by: Dave M at January 14, 2014 10:57 AM (cep2c)

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