January 14, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (1-14-2014)
— Maetenloch

Because no one expects the early ONT. That is is primary weapon. Well that and uncertainty. And of course arbitrary bannings - can't forget about that one.

Spengler's Universal Laws

The collected thoughts of 'Spengler' AKA David P. Goldman who writes for the Asia Times Online. His take on world events is usually clear-headed, dispassionate, and quite often on the pessimistic side. Which given human nature makes his views all too often accurate as well.

But not infallible - I think he tends to be the most wrong when it comes to predictions about the US. In fact before he revealed his identity I just assumed he was a British or Australian expat who had never lived in the US. But overall I'd say these 'laws' do hold true for all countries in the long run. Maybe some nation will be the eventual exception but I wouldn't bet that way.

Spengler's Universal Law #1: A man or a nation at the brink of death does not have a "rational self-interest."
Spengler's Universal Law #2: When the nations of the world see their demise not as a distant prospect over the horizon, but as a foreseeable outcome, they perish of despair.
Spengler's Universal Law #3: Contrary to what you may have heard from the sociologists, the human mortality rate is still 100 percent.
Spengler's Universal Law #4: The history of the world is the history of mankind's search for immortality.
Spengler's Universal Law #5: Humankind cannot bear mortality without the hope of immortality.
Spengler's Universal Law #6 (courtesy of Warren Buffett): You don't know who's naked until the tide goes out.
Spengler's Universal Law #7: Political models are like automobile models: you can't have them unless you can pay for them.
Spengler's Universal Law #8: Wars are won by destroying the enemy's will to fight. A nation is never really beaten until it sells its women.
Spengler's Universal Law #9: A country isn't beaten until it sells its women, but it's damned when its women sell themselves.
Spengler's Universal Law #10: There's a world of difference between a lunatic and a lunatic who has won the lottery.
Spengler's Universal Law #11: At all times and in all places, the men and women of every culture deserve each other.
Spengler's Universal Law #12: Nothing is more dangerous than a civilization that has only just discovered it is dying.
Spengler's Universal Law #13: Across epochs and culture, blood has flown in inverse proportion to the hope of victory.
Spengler's Universal Law #14: Stick around long enough, and you turn into a theme park.
Spengler's Universal Law #15: When we worship ourselves, eventually we become the god that failed.
Spengler's Universal Law #16: Small civilizations perish for any number of reasons, but great civilizations die only when they no longer want to live.
Spengler's Universal Law #17: If you stay in the same place and do the same thing long enough, some empire eventually will overrun you.
Spengler's Universal Law #18: Maybe we would be better off if we never had been born, but who has such luck? Not one in a thousand.
Spengler's Universal Law #19: Pagan faith, however powerful, turns into Stygian nihilism when disappointed.
Spengler's Universal Law #20: Democracy only gives people the kind of government they deserve.
Spengler's Universal Law #21: If you believe in yourself, you're probably whoring after strange gods.
Spengler's Universal Law #22: Optimism is cowardice, at least when the subject is Muslim democracy.
Spengler's Universal Law #23: The best thing you can do for zombie cultures is, don't be one of them.

The Shrinking American Newspaper, 1989-2014

This is something I notice whenever I go through older newspapers - they used to be a LOT wider and had more articles in them. This is particularly noticeable looking at papers from WWII which seem almost like oversized novelty papers compared to today. But as you can see here there's been quite a bit of shrinkage even in the last 23 years. A bit of this was probably a good thing ergonomically  but this is also a tangible sign of the decline of newspapers.

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A Reprieve for Incandescent Bulbs?

Well kinda.

As part of the new budget deal announced today, Congress has voted to eliminate standards for light bulb efficiency, standards that would see incandescent bulbs phased out in favor of technologies that convert far more electricity into light.

But when you dig into it, it turns out that Congress just eliminated funding for the enforcement of efficiency standards for light bulbs. Which means they could come back at any time if the money appears. Probably not quite enough to keep manufacturers producing. Oh and here's a related picture - you fill in the details.

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Why Does Wyoming Hate Computer Science?

Because not a single person there even took the 2013 AP Computer Science exam. Women and minorities hardest hit.

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Science: You're Going to the Bathroom All Wrong

Yeah you can't even take a dump correctly - at least according to Top. Poop. Scientists. And that's just the start of your bathroom failures.

1. You're Not Pooping Properly

Think your porcelain throne is comfy? Or do you take your dumps squatting down outside like an animal? If you prefer to shit in the woods, then you've got it right! Our routine pooping practices are all wrong here in America, and it may actually be affecting your health.

According to a Stanford study this is how to poop properly.

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Best Business Card Ever

You just wish you could be 18% as awesome as the Guangbiao Chen. Now most of his achievements are likely out of reach for the non-elite but I think "Foremost Environmental Preservation Demolition Expert" is probably doable for many of you. And there's even a card generator for your ilk.

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5 Hilariously Awkward Meltdowns Hidden on DVD Commentaries

I think my favorite one is the commentary to They Live in which  "Rowdy" Roddy Piper casually reveals that he thinks the movie was actually a documentary.

They Live is a cultural milestone. A masterpiece of art and cinema. It is how an entire generation will be remembered -- not by their politics, music, or theater, but by this six-minute fistfight scene alone. If you haven't seen it, shame on you. We should exile you from this entry entirely, but we'll take pity this one time and fill you in. They Live was a sci-fi/action flick about aliens who invade by sneaking subliminal messages into corporate advertising campaigns -- messages that only become visible when the movies' heroes don magic sunglasses. For director John Carpenter, it was an opportunity to turn his acidic criticism of Reaganomics into a major release. For professional wrestler and movie star "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, it was a documentary.

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It Was Inevitable

But it took the Japanese division of Frito-Lay to do it.

Yes, this limited-edition Cheetos is the new addition to Frito-Lay's growing list of exotic snack flavors that hit stores in Japan. According to reviews, the snack offers a playful mix of cheese and a tinge of lemon that fizzes. But we have yet to confirm whether the snack also contains caffeine.

To the frustration of some food enthusiasts, this isn't available in the United States or elsewhere outside of Japan. You can, however, order them online for only $3.50 per pack.

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The AoSHQ group. Yeah.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 04:47 PM | Comments (792)
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1 In!

Posted by: freshatx at January 14, 2014 04:49 PM (O8k6u)

2 Let me go get the others.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2014 04:49 PM (GcYmn)

3 I like to be on the ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (wSrLR)

4 First?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (u25eL)

5 Holy crap Maet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (HVff2)

6 Eeps!

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (m9V0o)

7 Aww shit.. well 4th ain't bad I guess.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (u25eL)

8 Law #24 -- Don't cross the streams.

Posted by: Egon Spengler at January 14, 2014 04:51 PM (mSI+k)

9 Now that was a Wall of Spengler...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:51 PM (sA4/D)

10 I was banned once, then I joined a band and they had to let me back in.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2014 04:52 PM (Oi60j)

11 dammit

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 04:52 PM (8lmkt)

12
now Gilligan is afraid to go to sleep because he grinds his teeth

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:52 PM (gYIst)

13 WTF? 

I am in Vail and we get a SEVEN O'clock ONT?

This is not going to end well.

Will be break the record? 1200 posts?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 04:52 PM (tWFaN)

14 Hey Peaches.. Anna.. how's everything?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 14, 2014 04:53 PM (u25eL)

15 Dix!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2014 04:53 PM (o3MSL)

16 Mt. Dew flavored Cheetos? Yuck! I don't even like Mt. Dew flavored Mt. Dew.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:54 PM (DmNpO)

17 About to nuke some popcorn and get back to writing.  How you doing Jewells45?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:54 PM (sA4/D)

18 I'm slightly alarmed by how much I want the Mountain Dew Cheetos. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 04:54 PM (Gk3SS)

19 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 04:55 PM (T1005)

20
now the monkey is throwing all the plastic plates Gilligan made, everyone is running for cover to avoid the explosions

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:55 PM (gYIst)

21 Next up, Barack flavored Cheetos... with cream icing and chocolate bits...

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 14, 2014 04:55 PM (vHRtU)

22 I wonder if that "tinge of lemon fizz" will help farts smell better after having consumed a bunch cheetohs.

Posted by: fastfreefall at January 14, 2014 04:55 PM (Tz35j)

23 Eh.. kinda bummed actually. I detest winter. I'm such an outdoors girl. Hate being stuck inside. Just started being able to walk in the morning and now the wind chill will be back in the teens tomorrow. Blech!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 14, 2014 04:55 PM (u25eL)

24 If this was a real comic I would probably read it
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cute-marvel-superhero-animal-5.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:56 PM (sA4/D)

25 At what point do we start putting the RINOs in comfy chairs?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 14, 2014 04:57 PM (R+XDI)

26 This is really not right .  Does ace know about this breach of protocol?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 04:57 PM (S1INM)

27 Plus I am trying to cut back on my smokes and alchohol consumption. Didn't even hit the tequila until 7 tonight. Keeping it at one shot.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 14, 2014 04:57 PM (u25eL)

28 I have one of those devil things beside my bed and I use it every morning.

Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2014 04:58 PM (JdEZJ)

29 Next up, Barack flavored Cheetos... with cream icing and chocolate bitsÂ… Brain bleach!!! STAT!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:59 PM (yz6yg)

30 THE DEVIL'S CHASING ME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrbi3yOkYiU

Posted by: The Reverend Horton Heat at January 14, 2014 04:59 PM (0aw4+)

31 Speaking of arbitrary bannings. Is it wrong to wish you were the CEO of the company, and in a video in which gets played to the employees you said "you, front row, third from the left. Your fired. Get out." Because that's what I always wanted to do.

Posted by: UWP at January 14, 2014 04:59 PM (2hQRj)

32 Well I started drinking early so why not. Trying to finish a bottle of prosecco in my fridge. So made some sort of blue concocation with it. Blue curaçao, grand marnier and prosecco.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 14, 2014 04:59 PM (RZ8pf)

33 I'm not going to read the poop article. I don't need to find out, after all these years, that I don't even know how to crap correctly.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 04:59 PM (R3gO3)

34 Maet, someone on this blog intimated that you approved of Lena Dunham. You should ban half the commenters to get this sort of thing under control (except me), because I am a rat. Show them you're the boss here. DO IT!!!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 14, 2014 05:00 PM (+1T7c)

35 lol Donna.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 14, 2014 05:00 PM (u25eL)

36 33 I'm not going to read the poop article. I don't need to find out, after all these years, that I don't even know how to crap correctly.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 08:59 PM (R3gO3)


Don't worry, it was a really crappy article anyway!

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2014 05:01 PM (Oi60j)

37 Several of Spengler's ULs seemed on point, but, most, were just meh. I was singularly unimpressed, which I am sure bothers him not a bit of a whit. I must confess that philosophical musings postulated and presented as Universal Truths or Laws leave me cold.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 14, 2014 05:01 PM (kXoT0)

38 Watching PBS... Goldwater had an army of pissed off youth working for him. I think Rand can bring in the youth in a similar way.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:02 PM (DmNpO)

39 Evening, y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2014 05:02 PM (yFFC0)

40 I'm not sure I understand the random picture but I approve .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 14, 2014 05:02 PM (XWw96)

41 I really hope our current administration does not get wind of that "you shit wrong" article.  Because I can see them making a huge federal bureaucracy out of correcting the problem.  And, naturally, people like myself would be paying for it.  Free poopie-stools for the poor!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 05:02 PM (8lmkt)

42 Whoa! Early ONT!

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 05:02 PM (doBIb)

43 I've never had Mountain Dew. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2014 05:03 PM (zDsvJ)

44 I'm not going to read the poop article. I don't need to find out, after all these years, that I don't even know how to crap correctly. *** Don't poop flat-flooted. Squatting is the better method. Does that pretty much sum it up y'all?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:03 PM (DmNpO)

45 Good luck with everything you trying to do Jewells45.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 05:03 PM (sA4/D)

46 Don't poop bare footed ?

Posted by: Pool Boy at January 14, 2014 05:03 PM (qQk+U)

47 I really hope our current administration does not get wind of that "you shit wrong" article. Because I can see them making a huge federal bureaucracy out of correcting the problem. And, naturally, people like myself would be paying for it. Free poopie-stools for the poor!!! *** South Park has already covered this.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:03 PM (DmNpO)

48 The PoopRite PSAs from the Ad Council ought to be exceptionaly annoying.

Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2014 05:04 PM (JdEZJ)

49 hmmmmm, if only we had open sewage ditches at the sides of the roads instead of these extremely unhealthy toilets . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 05:04 PM (8lmkt)

50 Evening, all. Indiana beats Wisconsin. That's all I've got.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 14, 2014 05:04 PM (eQJwb)

51 Thanks Anna.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 14, 2014 05:05 PM (u25eL)

52 DVD commentary?
Well I just finished 'Inside Man', about a bank robbery where you wait to see the gimmick at the end. Which is ok. It's an ok movie. (Denzel Washington and Spike Lee) but on the commentary those two guys sit there giggling and fist bumping about 'this is our fourth movie' together. One assumes they are talking about how much mo money day is rippin' from the paying customers.

Most professionals would be talking about their craft, the effort put into making an entertaining movie, not talking indirectly about how much money they're making from the rubes who buy the over priced tickets and the DVDs.


Posted by: Toast'm, Roast'm, and Chard at January 14, 2014 05:05 PM (okCna)

53 But as you can see here there's been quite a bit of shrinkage even in the last 23 years. A bit of this was probably a good thing ergonomically but this is also a tangible sign of the decline of newspapers. If you had lived here in the Silicon Valley area in the early 90's and read the San Jose Mercury News then, you would be astounded at the difference between then and now. Back then, in addition to the newspaper proper being normal-sized, the employment classified section in the Sunday paper had no equal. Many times it was thicker than the weekday papers minus the extra sale inserts, with page after page of listings seeking engineers for all sorts of things, electronic technicians, and the like. Now, along with the newspaper itself being a lot smaller, the classified section is just a hollow shell of what it once was.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 14, 2014 05:05 PM (itCai)

54 Hockey or hoops?

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2014 05:05 PM (zDsvJ)

55 Don't forget to poop!

Posted by: fre at January 14, 2014 05:06 PM (JdEZJ)

56 So that Twilight Zone fortune machine was essentially a pay-per-view version of the Magic 8-Ball.

Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2014 05:06 PM (sdi6R)

57 Dunham? Dunham? Isn't she one of Ron White's ventriloquist dummies? Plaid & boots dyke that only eats whale blubber? That Dunham?

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 14, 2014 05:06 PM (vHRtU)

58 I read the poop story. It says we need to poop like a third worlder: squatting.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 05:06 PM (doBIb)

59 Hard to read while squatting.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2014 05:07 PM (zDsvJ)

60 Jamie Dupree is tweeting some fun facts about the Omnibus Bill https://twitter.com/jamiedupree

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:07 PM (DmNpO)

61 Best DVD commentary: Big Trouble In Little China.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 05:07 PM (doBIb)

62 57 I read the poop story. It says we need to poop like a third worlder: squatting. Patience ... I'm working as fast as I can.

Posted by: The Preezy at January 14, 2014 05:07 PM (6/+vz)

63 How about Cheetos-flavoured Mountain Dew?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 14, 2014 05:07 PM (Rax2C)

64 Does pooping differently increase the incidence of clean getaways?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 05:07 PM (0aw4+)

65 Brain bleach!!! STAT! Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2014 08:59 PM (yz6yg)


Fine.  Even though you totes don't deserve it.


http://bit.ly/1m2sNyO

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 05:07 PM (Gk3SS)

66 Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 09:06 PM (doBIb) Everything is better in the third world, comrade!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2014 05:08 PM (o3MSL)

67 "You just wish you could be 18% as awesome as the Guangbiao Chen."

A family friend out in the Midwest auto parts business had some dealings with the Japanese during the late 1980s, when the first "transplant" Japanese auto factories were opening up, and the Japanese were auditioning Stateside suppliers for the first time.

His firm issued everyone who would meet the Japanese with new double-sided business cards. Gaijin on one side, nihonjin on the other side.

He, being possessed of a weird sense of humor, threw out the cards he had been issued, then went out to the business card shop and had them do a run of cards which had his normal title and position on the front in English, and then on the back side in Japanese identified him as the firm's "Ninja Master Logistics Planner". Of course, none of his American colleagues had any idea, none of them being able to read Japanese.

The Japanese showed up and performed the carefully drilled exchange of business cards ceremony with all of the Americans, in perfect rank order. Not a single one of them cracked even the smallest smile upon taking in said friend's title. The firm got the business, and the Japanese never said word one about it to my friend's boss, but thereafter, my friend was never, ever on the list of the Yankee employees with whom the Japanese asked to meet while visiting. Quietly ostracized by them.

It's a wacky culture in some ways, but on-duty work hours are serious stuff.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 05:08 PM (gqT4g)

68 Hockey! Hawks are currently losing to the Avalanche.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 05:08 PM (0aw4+)

69 I notice Carpenter doesn't have a problem with HIS having money...like a lot of artists it is just the proles and the rich having money that bothers him.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 05:08 PM (TE35l)

70 ) 24 If this was a real comic I would probably read it http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cute-marvel-superhero-animal-5.jpg 
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 08:56 PM (sA4/D)


Who's the foxgirl?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 14, 2014 05:08 PM (AjiwO)

71 .....and then there are those of us who avoid squatting because it takes a couple of bounces to stand back up....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 05:09 PM (T1005)

72 For more info go to pooprite.gov. brought to you by the National Poopers Association and

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 14, 2014 05:09 PM (JdEZJ)

73 re: "Spengler's Laws" I had an argument with an uncle a while back about the US currently. His stance was that everything was fine and we would all be fine and everyone was just arguing about details. My argument was and is that money has to come from somewhere. You cannot overspend forever, and even the great will fall if they ignore that and truck on as if everything is just peachy. I used Rome as an example. He said we were "Rome with better technology." My counter was that did he think people living in Rome in 475 AD realize that in just a year, the entire world would change? Just 100-200 years later people living in the city would look at the wonders still standing and say they must have been built by the gods, because man could not build anything so large or magnificent. Civilizations die from ignorance, apathy, and a loss of ethic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 05:09 PM (TGgNi)

74

Does a Moron shit in the woods?  Well, if he does, at least he's doing it right!

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 14, 2014 05:09 PM (vvk2F)

75 Speaking of arbitrary bannings. Is it wrong to wish you were the CEO of the company, and in a video in which gets played to the employees you said "you, front row, third from the left. Your fired. Get out." Because that's what I always wanted to do.

Great way to quit, sit in the designated seat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 14, 2014 05:09 PM (wSrLR)

76 so, how come babies are able to shit so prodigiously while just laying there?

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 05:09 PM (8lmkt)

77 #31...No, it's not wrong...THAT should be a Universal Law. At any and all corporate meetings with 5 or more people in attendance, the ranking corporate running dog lackey gets to fire one person no questions asked. On conference or video calls, the ranking lackey can fire one an hour. The GDP would soar because there'd be only essential meetings.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 14, 2014 05:10 PM (kXoT0)

78 Why does Wyoming NEED computer science?

If the people are productive and their skill sets go elsewhere it'll be okay...

the states on that list are on better ground solvency wise than the states producing the most Comp Sci types...

food for thought

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 05:10 PM (TE35l)

79 You would think Poop Magazine would have featured and expose on this.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 05:10 PM (0aw4+)

80 NDH, I started the first few minutes of the House of Lies show you said was good. WTF is the transgender boy character?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 14, 2014 05:11 PM (RZ8pf)

81 Fine. Even though you totes don't deserve it. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 09:07 PM (Gk3SS) How can I ever repay you, my Queen?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 05:11 PM (yz6yg)

82 Please don't let this become the poop edition ONT

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:11 PM (DmNpO)

83 How to poop by Nevergiveup: If your not yelling "oh G-D That was great" when you poop, defecate, crap, shit,shit a brick, dump, cut off a loaf, float a log, launch a sub ( well I am in the Navy after all), and Yada Yada Yada then you ain't doing it right!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 05:11 PM (nzKvP)

84 NDH, I started the first few minutes of the House of Lies show you said was good. WTF is the transgender boy character? *** WHO?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:11 PM (DmNpO)

85 Still, the College Board acknowledged that the computing industry is predominantly run by white males Really? Go into a computer science or computer engineering department at your favorite university. Unless "white" means "not black or Hispanic".

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:11 PM (T0NGe)

86 And for all of us, I give you: Vintage Gentleman Boners: http://us.reddit.com/r/vgb SFW until you hit a tagged NSFW link. Real women unsiliconed and surgicized... mostly.

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 05:11 PM (vHRtU)

87 77 Why does Wyoming NEED computer science? We don't need computer science; we have sheep!

Posted by: Wyoming at January 14, 2014 05:12 PM (UAMVq)

88

"Don't poop flat-flooted. Squatting is the better method."

 

If my dad were around, he'd say "how the hell am I supposed to squat and read the entire paper and maybe, 4 or 5 magazines?" Of course, now newspapers have gotten smaller, so maybe you can squat and read an entire dead tree paper at the same time. Or just the parts worth reading - like the comics.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 05:12 PM (R3gO3)

89 It's a wacky culture in some ways, but on-duty work hours are serious stuff. One day at work, I was asked to give a tour to a group of visiting Japanese. I was the last on the "dump" list for unwanted tasks. I got one of those sticky name tags that say "Hello, my name is..." and I wrote in "Mr Roboto". I slapped it on and gave the tour. One of them noticed the name tag and gave a very slight smile, but the rest of the group just took it all in without batting an eye. They are serious about work.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 05:13 PM (doBIb)

90 86 Wyoming at January 14, 2014 09:12 PM (UAMVq)

so does Michigan but they're broke..

YOU are pimping YOUR sheep amIright?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 05:13 PM (TE35l)

91 Wyoming will be screwed when cows and horses go electronic.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2014 05:13 PM (WdbF7)

92 "Yeah you can't even take a dump correctly - at least according to Top. Poop. Scientists. And that's just the start of your bathroom failures." Apparently along with not eating apples correctly, we're not pooping correctly. Guess we can't do anything right, eh?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2014 05:13 PM (WlWt+)

93 Please don't let this become the poop edition ONT
Yeah. I'm tired of the Dunham references too!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 14, 2014 05:14 PM (Rax2C)

94 Tepid Air...getting the Slow Ones to where the HQ was 3 hours ago...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 05:14 PM (TE35l)

95 How can I ever repay you, my Queen? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2014 09:11 PM (yz6yg)


This would be a good start:


http://bit.ly/1eRt9TL

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 05:14 PM (Gk3SS)

96 90 Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2014 09:13 PM (WdbF7)

so will my teeth, on the bright side the shale money will be ok

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 05:15 PM (TE35l)

97 Don't forget to not poop flatfooted. Use a wide stance. BUT NOT TO WIDE! Brought to you by Larry Craig And

Posted by: The Ad Council at January 14, 2014 05:15 PM (JdEZJ)

98 Fi, that costume looks similar to Ms. Marvel
http://legendarium.mymiddleearth.com/files/2013/05/Ms.-Marvel-Kree.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 05:15 PM (sA4/D)

99
steevy, I plan to steer clear of Monuments Men

Not interested at all. It stars a Who's Who of Hollywood's Worst.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 05:16 PM (gYIst)

100 Don cheadles son?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 14, 2014 05:16 PM (RZ8pf)

101 This would be a good start: I couldn't posssssssibly squeeze you in until next Tuesday.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 05:16 PM (yz6yg)

102 What they don't mention is that it's hard to run an AP CS course in a small rural high school. Even today, it's a niche interest. The calculus test is a much better measure. And why do minorities need to take CS to get a job. They can major in Whatever Studies and they'll get a job if they check the box. Or at least that's what they're told.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:16 PM (T0NGe)

103 Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?

Posted by: Doris Day at January 14, 2014 05:16 PM (dfYL9)

104 California Lawyers: Citizenship? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Citizenship A man who came to California illegally from Mexico has been granted the right to practice law, despite the fact that “under federal law, no law firm, business or public agency can legally hire him.” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4584

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 05:17 PM (AymDN)

105 Don cheadles son? *** he mellows with time. His mom is a piece of work!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:17 PM (DmNpO)

106 I didn't click the "you're not pooping properly" link, but does it tell us how to position ourselves to the magnetic poles?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 14, 2014 05:18 PM (KL49F)

107 I used Rome as an example. He said we were "Rome with better technology." My counter was that did he think people living in Rome in 475 AD realize that in just a year, the entire world would change? Just 100-200 years later people living in the city would look at the wonders still standing and say they must have been built by the gods, because man could not build anything so large or magnificent. What exactly did change, in 476, apart from the ruler using a different title? Virtually nothing. People living in Merovingian-ruled France a generation later were still congratulating themselves on being "Roman."

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 05:18 PM (gVtdw)

108 Oh, a question. What's a "newspaper"?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:19 PM (T0NGe)

109 Actually anthropologists already discovered how humans are supposed to poop. At full gallop running from a bear.

Posted by: JB at January 14, 2014 05:19 PM (Wf+X1)

110 Hurrah, one more day of the fascist tyranny gone! I've just got to hold on for three more years. I've heard prisoners on TV say stuff like "I can do that time standing on my head!" but it seems like a interminable wait to me. Happily, unlike prisoners, I have access to Bushmills and Black and Tans. And ObamaPhones. And free Penis Pumps. All kinds of good reasons to keep on keepin' on!

Posted by: MTF at January 14, 2014 05:21 PM (F58x4)

111 What they don't mention is that it's hard to run an AP CS course in a small rural high school. Even today, it's a niche interest.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 09:16 PM (T0NGe)


This. I went to a small rural public school in california. It was a decade ago and all we had was ap history and ap english. I had to twist the admins arm to get ap microeconomics. I was the first to take it and I had to take it online.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2014 05:21 PM (WdbF7)

112

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 09:09 PM (8lmkt)

 

Ha, I remember taking one of my nephews to the mall when he was a baby, noticed he had a load and hurried to the ladies room to change him. Too late. He pooped right up the back of his diaper, almost to his neck.

 

 It is something to wonder about - you give them some formula and a little cup of Gerbers pureed carrots or something and somehow a few ounces of food turns into the sort of mountain you would expect if you fed your retriever an entire box of Fiber One.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 05:21 PM (R3gO3)

113 107 Oh, a question. What's a "newspaper"? Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 09:19 PM (T0NGe) It's that assortment of sheets of paper you sometimes get with your mail; Newspaper's only uses now are to: line bird-cages, wrap fish, or use as TP if you run out of it unexpectedly.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2014 05:21 PM (WlWt+)

114 16 Mt. Dew flavored Cheetos? Yuck! I don't even like Mt. Dew flavored Mt. Dew. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:54 PM (DmNpO) Now that is just silly young lady

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2014 05:21 PM (HVff2)

115 I bet the toned one poops like a fuckin' rhinoceros.  Unhinge the jaw?  I say, unhinge your colon, America!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 05:21 PM (8lmkt)

116 I have somehow landed myself in a endless spiral of a conversation with a Belieber on twitter.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

117 38 Watching PBS...

Goldwater had an army of pissed off youth working for him.

AND I WAS ONE OF THEM

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 05:22 PM (S1INM)

118 >>>This would be a good start: Cutting back due the recession, I see. Wouldn't want to show off too much in front of the peasants.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 14, 2014 05:22 PM (eQJwb)

119 Got the kid registered to vote and registered for the selective service today. Heavy stuff for a 17 year old. I'm trying to remember where all the time went.

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2014 05:22 PM (x6fKj)

120 Now that is just silly young lady **** I dislike the flavor so much that it literally gags me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:22 PM (DmNpO)

121 I say, unhinge your colon, America!! No. JustÂ…Â…no.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 05:23 PM (yz6yg)

122

Guess we can't do anything right, eh? Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2014 09:13 PM (WlWt+)

 

 No, you can't! That's why you need us to help you!

Posted by: libtards at January 14, 2014 05:23 PM (R3gO3)

123 Goldwater had an army of pissed off youth working for him. AND I WAS ONE OF THEM *** And Goldwater was more right than Rand. The yungins will vote for a conservative when the Dems have utterly effed them over.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:23 PM (DmNpO)

124 OK my poop story. I was in the Sinai Peninsula. It was late at night, dark, we were camped near the foot of MT Sinai so we could climb it at night to be on top by sunrise. Before we climbed I went off to crap, shit, defecate with an associate. We found this much smaller mountain and he went up a tad further than I. All of a sudden as I am squatting ( proper from I now find out) with my pants down I hear " look out i started a rock slide" and sure enough I hear this rumble coming towards me in the dark. Talk about shitting a brick? But it missed me and the rest is history.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 05:23 PM (nzKvP)

125 Never, ever give a small baby straight apple juice.  Unless you enjoy massive diaper-slime.

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 05:24 PM (8lmkt)

126 If you think that someone might be on your trail, I advise you to poop in a sack.

Posted by: A Hobo at January 14, 2014 05:24 PM (0aw4+)

127 91---"... along with not eating apples correctly, ...." Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2014 09:13 PM (WlWt+) ---------------------- Say what? How are we supposed to eat apples now?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 05:24 PM (dfYL9)

128 Mt. Dew flavored Cheetos?

Yuck!

I don't even like Mt. Dew flavored Mt. Dew.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:54 PM (DmNpO)

Now that is just silly young lady Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2014 09:21 PM (HVff2)



Apparently Canadian Mountain Dew has no caffeine.   Which kind destroys the entire point of it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 05:24 PM (Gk3SS)

129 If you haven't checked out the Jamie Dupree link above, you should

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:25 PM (DmNpO)

130 Wow.  Just months after my wife of 17 years finally broke my habit of leaving Upper Deckers in the toilet, I find out I'm doing it all wrong.

Looks like it's more rolled-up newspapers and dirty noses  for this guy.

Posted by: Jaws at January 14, 2014 05:25 PM (Rbtz3)

131 OK my poop story. **** that is literally all I read.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:25 PM (DmNpO)

132 Canadian Mountain Dew has no caffeine. Canuckistan is weird fucking place.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 05:26 PM (0aw4+)

133 that is literally all I read. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 09:25 PM (DmNpO) It was actually a deeply religious experience

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 05:26 PM (nzKvP)

134 Video game concept where you're a cat knocking things over. 

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l8splhk

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 14, 2014 05:27 PM (AjiwO)

135 OK my poop story. **** that is literally all I read. He nearly got hit by a rock slide and it was a good thing his pants were already down. I think.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 05:27 PM (gVtdw)

136 @122

Goldwater, a half Jew, was a libertarian at heart.  He was the tea party before there was a tea party and he stuck it up the East Coast Rino's AKA Rockefellers, ass!

I will never forgive fucking Ford for appointing that asshole VP.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 05:27 PM (S1INM)

137 120 I say, unhinge your colon, America!! This message brought to you by Big Anus and the Ad Council.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 05:27 PM (UAMVq)

138 Say what? How are we supposed to eat apples now? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 09:24 PM (dfYL9) YOUÂ’VE BEEN EATING APPLES WRONG & IT MAY BE COSTING THE U.S. BILLIONS http://tinyurl.com/o6h8hsx

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2014 05:27 PM (WlWt+)

139

There are no minorities in Wyoming.... and only 6 women.  That was a trick question

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 14, 2014 05:27 PM (jucos)

140 Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 09:18 PM (gVtdw) I am using 476 as a kind of watershed because of Odoacer crowning himself "King of the Romans" as being the end of the western empire. In truth they had been doomed long before that as a great empire, you are right. The Byzantines always considered themselves as the continuance of Rome and they were able to give it a good run. However, in my opinion, the end came once the West was lost.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 05:28 PM (TGgNi)

141 124 Never, ever give a small baby straight apple juice. Unless you enjoy massive diaper-slime.

True dat!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 05:28 PM (tWFaN)

142 If you haven't checked out the Jamie Dupree link above, you should I'm actually privy to a lot of the defense stuff in there he's tweeting about. I can make something sound idiotic if I take it out of context too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 05:28 PM (yz6yg)

143 33 I'm not going to read the poop article. I don't need to find out, after all these years, that I don't even know how to crap correctly.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 08:59 PM (R3gO3)

 

There was a cracked list that included the pooping wrong.  Don't worry you're also sitting wrong, breathing wrong and sleeping wrong.  And if you have kids you probably gave birth to them incorrectly too.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2014 05:30 PM (LI48c)

144 You haven't lived until you have a squat shit into a glacier crevasse while your climbing partner squats in front of you, holding your hands so you don't fall in... and he yells over his shoulder to the rest of the team 'watch this!' and lets go... bastard.

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 05:31 PM (vHRtU)

145 I'm actually privy to a lot of the defense stuff in there he's tweeting about. I can make something sound idiotic if I take it out of context too. *** I don't think he's making it sound idiotic, just interesting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:31 PM (DmNpO)

146 118 Got the kid registered to vote and registered for the selective service today. Heavy stuff for a 17 year old. I'm trying to remember where all the time went. Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2014 09:22 PM (x6fKj) You know the issue that our egalitarian overlords never bring up? Why don't girls have to sign up for selective service?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:31 PM (T0NGe)

147 NSFW link. Real women unsiliconed and surgicized... mostly. Posted by: Og Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 09:11 This photographer seems to like the same type of girl as I. Lots of tattoos and attitude. http://www.keithallenphillips.com/naked-girls-in-my-bed

Posted by: traye at January 14, 2014 05:32 PM (tQJjx)

148 Next up, Barack flavored Cheetos... with cream icing and chocolate bitsÂ… That's disgusting!

Posted by: Two girls with one cup at January 14, 2014 05:32 PM (AymDN)

149 This photographer seems to like the same type of girl as I. Lots of tattoos and attitude. *** I bet you like the Suicide Girls.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:33 PM (DmNpO)

150 > Why don't girls have to sign up for selective service? Because the sole purpose of the maleof any species is to fuck, fight, and die. That's it. All else? Zip, Nada. Fuck and engender offspring; Fight until they are old enough to produce their own offspring; Die and get out of the way.

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 05:33 PM (vHRtU)

151 I don't think he's making it sound idiotic, just interesting. OK. My bad.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 05:33 PM (yz6yg)

152 Why don't girls have to sign up for selective service? They should now. Right?

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 05:33 PM (doBIb)

153 "And if you have kids you probably gave birth to them incorrectly too."

If you download 'em the way God intended  - in a cave out beyond the city limits - you are rewarded by not having to mortgage your house to pay the OB doc.

Posted by: Jaws at January 14, 2014 05:34 PM (Rbtz3)

154 97 Fi, that costume looks similar to Ms. Marvel http://legendarium.mymiddleearth.com/files/2013/05/Ms.-Marvel-Kree.jpg 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 09:15 PM (sA4/D)



Ah, found an article with a collection of them.   I like the Ghost Hamster.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mmy42p8

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 14, 2014 05:34 PM (AjiwO)

155 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 09:28 PM (TGgNi) Where did you read that people in the sixth century thought that the Roman ruins were made by gods, BTW? That sounds kind of hard to believe - the closest thing I can think of the Old English poem "The Ruin," in which the poet refers to Roman ruins as "the work of giants" but probably doesn't mean it literally, judging by the rest of the poem.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 05:35 PM (gVtdw)

156 "Goldwater had an army of pissed off youth working for him."

Including the young Hillary Rodham.

Imagine an alternate-history sequence where Goldwater wins in '64, and a whole generation of young activists move permanently into GOP politics afterwards, including Hillary.

Imagine also the life trajectory of Bill Clinton. Who without Hillary standing behind him, constantly bitching and scheming and kicking him in the butt, ends up a six-time-divorced Wal-Mart assistant manager in Arkansas in 1993, instead of being sworn in as President that year.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 05:35 PM (gqT4g)

157 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 05:36 PM (DzeIb)

158 The poop study... by Germans?

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 14, 2014 05:36 PM (mSI+k)

159 Imagine also the life trajectory of Bill Clinton. Who without Hillary standing behind him, constantly bitching and scheming and kicking him in the butt, ends up a six-time-divorced Wal-Mart assistant manager in Arkansas in 1993, instead of being sworn in as President that year. *** Awww. You made me cry.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:36 PM (DmNpO)

160 Why don't girls have to sign up for selective service? Yeah. This is something that has annoyed me for a while.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 05:36 PM (0aw4+)

161 I made the mistake of reading the comment section under the AP Computer Science article.

Check out this genius.


Eric 12 hours ago
I am noticing that most of these are red states. What are the schools teaching in these states, then? What facilities do the schools have for teaching skills which will be useful into the future? Are these kids getting an education or just getting passed through the system?
Helen S
8 hours ago
Look at the industries in Wyoming. If you're a rancher, why would you be taking computer science?
Eric 6 hours ago You would be taking computer science so you could manage your crops profitably and for marketing them, if you were a rancher.



He apparently thinks you can take an AP course in Excel and Powerpoint.

Posted by: Armando at January 14, 2014 05:37 PM (vgH+s)

162 Who without Hillary standing behind him, constantly bitching and scheming and kicking him in the butt, ends up a six-time-divorced Wal-Mart assistant manager in Arkansas in 1993, instead of being sworn in as President that year.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 09:35 PM (gqT4g)

 

I think you mean still living in Canada to avoid going to jail for dodging the draft.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2014 05:37 PM (LI48c)

163 145 that was his question last week. If girls think they can do it all, why aren't they signing up for the draft?

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2014 05:37 PM (x6fKj)

164 I bet you like the Suicide Girls. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Hors I had a girlfriend about ten years ago, our first date was to a drag queen show, second date was suicide girls show. I stood right up next to the stage (at the SG show) and enjoyed every second. Especially the multi girl chocolate sauce shower. That girl was fun, but holy smokes, crazy.

Posted by: traye at January 14, 2014 05:38 PM (tQJjx)

165 They should now. Right? Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 09:33 PM (doBIb) It's only fair. And fair is the rule of the day. Let 'em choke on their fairness.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:38 PM (T0NGe)

166 137 --- Gasp! Who knew? We need to get the government working on a strong apple policy. Yep!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 05:38 PM (dfYL9)

167 He apparently thinks you can take an AP course in Excel and Powerpoint. He also seems a little unclear about what product ranchers produce.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 05:39 PM (gVtdw)

168 I had a girlfriend about ten years ago, our first date was to a drag queen show, second date was suicide girls show. I stood right up next to the stage (at the SG show) and enjoyed every second. Especially the multi girl chocolate sauce shower. That girl was fun, but holy smokes, crazy. *** Fun and crazy do seem to go hand in hand.... for a while. The Suicide Girls tend to be pretty in spite of being covered in tattoos.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:39 PM (DmNpO)

169 My business card just says Chuck Norris

Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 14, 2014 05:40 PM (z+4T3)

170 149 Og Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 09:33 PM (vHRtU)

Well the American male was once about Fighting, fucking, fun...and we tried to make work a lot like fighting in our hearts...

Now liberals won't let us fight  like we used to b/c "caring" b/c "peace" b/c "war crimes" so no napalm, use of vulcan gun trucks on crowds etc etc

we can't fuck on campus or "fuck" in the work sense without going through an 800 page rules manual on NO PIV RAPEY Heternormative NOM NOM no or getting checked to make sure we are not fucking(work) around spotted owl or chinchillas....

and fun(which also covers dying)...?

Smoke 'em while you got 'em boys b/c Daddy Warbucks in DC paying your healthcare bill(in his mind) means he gets to try to micromanage your hobbies....

Evel Knievel would be in an insane asylum under the ACA


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 05:41 PM (TE35l)

171 You would be taking computer science so you could manage your crops profitably and for marketing them, if you were a rancher. He apparently thinks you can take an AP course in Excel and Powerpoint. So I guess that the arrogant douchebag criticizing Wyoming for not having any AP CS test takers did not, himself, take the AP CS exam. That's where we are now.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:41 PM (T0NGe)

172 159 garrett at January 14, 2014 09:36 PM (0aw4+)

they want "equal"..."sorta"...

A lot of guys who got drafted didn't get to decide if they REALLY wanted to be combat arms eh?

"equality"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 05:43 PM (TE35l)

173 I think 90 per cent of the girls here (Wilmington NC) have tats. Be hard to find dates if you are turned off by them. Don't know many navy guys that would be though, something about the sea and ink.

Posted by: traye at January 14, 2014 05:43 PM (tQJjx)

174 Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 09:35 PM (gVtdw) You could be right on the poem. If I remember correctly it was something a professor said in my Decline and Fall class in school. Functionally it is the same thing. The society then could in no way replicate what had come before. The same thing happened in Italy after the fall of Rome that happened in Egypt (and still continues there today): people marvel at the structures, then steal the stones to build their houses. You cannot blame the people per se, but you can blame the society that got them there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 05:44 PM (TGgNi)

175 I think 90 per cent of the girls here (Wilmington NC) have tats. Be hard to find dates if you are turned off by them. Don't know many navy guys that would be though, something about the sea and ink. *** Strange this: Pron stars with tattoos are a turn off.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:44 PM (DmNpO)

176 Tonight's post brought to you by: William Shatner's hand.

http://tinyurl.com/lk37dyb

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 05:45 PM (TI3xG)

177 Tattooing hot chicks should be a capital crime.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 05:45 PM (0aw4+)

178 I used to read the Asia Times but I quit a decade ago. I can't remember why I did but I remember thinking that guy was a Brit also. Of course I thought They Live was a documentary too.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 05:45 PM (7lF3o)

179 Tattooing hot chicks should be a capital crime. *** A crying shame for men too. Here's a cute Suicide Girl for you. http://binged.it/1m62PYA WTF would a girl THAT cute cover herself in tattoos?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:48 PM (DmNpO)

180 Why don't girls have to sign up for SS like boys do in these days of Equality? Because girls are more equal than boys.

Posted by: Squealer at January 14, 2014 05:48 PM (rn0EN)

181 I'm liking the lessons of 1964. Conservatism was declared dead then, too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:48 PM (DmNpO)

182 I predict Wyoming's next generation will be more heavily computer-centric. If it annexes Greeley (Longmont suburb), and especially Larimer county you can bet on that.

Annexation is a longshot, true; but Colorado tech companies moving to trendy ski areas to avoid the general fail of this state isn't.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 05:49 PM (Xfl0F)

183 >> You would be taking computer science so you could manage your crops profitably and for marketing them, if you were a rancher.  

He apparently thinks you can take an AP course in Excel and Powerpoint. 
Posted by: Armando at January 14, 2014 09:37 PM (vgH+s)


He also apparently has no idea what CS is, either.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 14, 2014 05:49 PM (AjiwO)

184 So my son is going on a night shift job interview in 30 minutes. He's wearing a white button-down shirt, nice necktie, khakis, loafers, and the new taser he bought today, strapped in its holster to his belt. I gently suggested leaving the taser in the car. 'Course the night shift job is at Walmart, so maybe the taser is in order.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 14, 2014 05:50 PM (4Mv1T)

185 I'm liking the lessons of 1964. Conservatism was declared dead then, too.

The demographics were different. I know, racist.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 05:50 PM (Xfl0F)

186 128 If you haven't checked out the Jamie Dupree link above, you should Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 09:25 PM (DmNpO) This can't be right..... @jamiedupree The Omnibus bars the US military from adopting any new camouflage uniform designs

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 05:50 PM (bCEmE)

187 Functionally it is the same thing. The society then could in no way replicate what had come before. Yeah, but the life of the average person seems to have gotten better - IIRC, one archeological study indicated that nutrition levels went up once the Empire faded away. If by "Decline and Fall" you mean Gibbon, remember that he was writing 200 years ago and history and archeology has come a long way since then, to put it mildly. he is probably more useful now as a source for 18th century attitudes to the Classical world than a guide to Roman history.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 05:51 PM (gVtdw)

188 I worked for Honda in Canada in 2001. I was told the japanese plant manager had not left the plant for three days straight when there were problems starting the 2001 model Civic. Implied was that the Canadian plant manager (same plant) hadn't left either.

Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at January 14, 2014 05:51 PM (G+TBB)

189 When I was staying with family in Portland, I would sober up at a strip club that had a decent proportion of ink-free girls.  I went back over Christmas and was depressed to see that the girls dancing were all covered in tats. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 14, 2014 05:51 PM (lr3d7)

190 I'm liking the lessons of 1964. Conservatism was declared dead then, too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 09:48 PM (DmNpO)

As much as I would like to believe this (and I will buy you a beer just for the sentiment), the seeds of our society's destruction were sown by that election.

Johnson is the first of the no-holds-barred scumbags on the left. Obama is the logical extension of Johnson's politics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2014 05:52 PM (QFxY5)

191 TR, Good luck to your son!

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 05:52 PM (doBIb)

192 WTF would a girl THAT cute cover herself in tattoos? Good lord, it makes no sense. She was a cutie, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 05:52 PM (0aw4+)

193 If girls think they can do it all, why aren't they signing up for the draft? Posted by: NCKate
-----------------

I keep waiting for the all-female team Super Bowl champs.
Should that occur, it would be then the time for female combat troops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

194 Nothing is more dangerous than a civilization that has only just discovered it is dying....and has been hoarding canned goods and ammunition and has nothing left to lose. Fixed It For Spengler. g'evenin', 'rons love the early ONT; it has long been my position that the ONT should be posted by 9:00-9:30 PM Eastern...but I've been around the inter-web net-tubes long enough to know not to bitch about free ice cream

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 05:52 PM (JMmQ9)

195 Laws of columnists/writers/random assholes This shit needs to be stopped. They Live 6 min fight As interesting of a fight sequence as it was, it should have been cut from the film. It does nothing to advance the plot. It actually kind of makes the protag look like a unsympathetic nutjob. The shortcut would have been for Roddy's character to ask to take a Polaroid of the black guy wearing the glasses. Japanese chips They do have some great chips. My fav flavored chips were Sour Plum and Mayo, and Beef Stew.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 14, 2014 05:53 PM (qK0Al)

196 If by "Decline and Fall" you mean Gibbon, remember that he was writing 200 years ago and history and archeology has come a long way since then, to put it mildly. he is probably more useful now as a source for 18th century attitudes to the Classical world than a guide to Roman history. Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 09:51 PM (gVtdw) With the Leftist domination of "scholarship" I'm inclined to be skeptical of claims that conflict with non-modern historians.

Posted by: The Historical Hat at January 14, 2014 05:53 PM (AymDN)

197 This can't be right..... @jamiedupree The Omnibus bars the US military from adopting any new camouflage uniform designs *** A redesign and implementation must cost a bundle. Unless serious flaws are detected in the current designs, would this be an issue?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:54 PM (DmNpO)

198 The Omnibus bars the US military from adopting any new camouflage uniform designs Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2014 09:50 PM (bCEmE) $10 says there's a contractor being protected. Although, considering what the military spends on developing camouflage, this isn't such a terrible idea.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:54 PM (T0NGe)

199 Hey Aetius451AD, I read an essay by a former merch who spent time in Bosnia and Africa (among other places) and one thing he said struck me: He said the Nation State is by definition a stronger basis for a society whereas an Empire has to be governed rigidly either by Law or Military might. His premise was that the purposeful fracturing of American society into hyphenated Americans, professional victims and designated evil ones, haves and have-nots along with forced multiculturalism has transformed the USA into an Empire here at home. Now destined to devolve. Very depressing.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 05:55 PM (uYL6t)

200 As much as I would like to believe this (and I will buy you a beer just for the sentiment), the seeds of our society's destruction were sown by that election. *** Someone up thread commented about how history might have been different had Goldwater been elected. It almost made me cry.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:55 PM (DmNpO)

201 Captain Hate is the moron assigned to the Gibbon beat. He's been running a weekly running commentary on the bookthread.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 05:55 PM (Xfl0F)

202 I keep waiting for the all-female team Super Bowl champs. Yeah, I still can't figure out why Title IX doesn't eliminate female-only sports. Equality. Yeah...let's try some real equality. Good and hard.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:56 PM (T0NGe)

203 whoa, this is one Early ONT

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 05:56 PM (esoZV)

204 A former boss of ours walked right off a cliff while camping when he went out at night.  Nice guy but useless manager. his Career -limiting move was dissing his big boss at a party within earshot.

Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at January 14, 2014 05:56 PM (G+TBB)

205 TR, Good luck to your son! Posted by: EC -------------------------- It's just to tide him over till his tattoo business takes off. $1400 worth of equipment arrived on my doorstep this morning. All paid for by him. Not my first career choice for him, hell, not my LAST choice, to be sure, but it's neither illegal or immoral, so we had beers Friday night to celebrate the fact that he's in business for himself.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 14, 2014 05:56 PM (4Mv1T)

206 - 180 I'm liking the lessons of 1964. Conservatism was declared dead then, too. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 09:48 PM ------------------------------------------------------- I'm afraid it was and is. Reagan, as much as I love him, was an anomaly. Human beings, as a group, are far too stupid to govern themselves.

Posted by: irright at January 14, 2014 05:57 PM (DtNNC)

207 So, here I am in possession of a Bachelor of Arts degree in Computer Science from one of the top ten Public Universities in the country.  I thought "Gee, why don't I teach AP Comp Sci at the local High School?"

If you do not have a teaching credential, students in your class cannot receive credit toward graduation.  You cannot get a credential in Comp Sci.  since most state Dept. of Ed are hopelessly lost in the 20th century.   You can only teach Comp Sci if you have a Mathematics credential. 

Right.    Some states are on the ball on this.  Most are not.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 05:57 PM (V70Uh)

208 Don't camouflage designs depend on where you're placing people? Vietnam era camo didn't work for Middle East camo. Shouldn't they have the ability to change if/when necessary?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 05:57 PM (bCEmE)

209 Gibbons, huh? They are a Gateway Primate. Like the Loris. Before you know it, there will be Lemurs running all over this place.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 05:57 PM (0aw4+)

210 Up next on PBS a new Frontline about North Korea.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:58 PM (DmNpO)

211 Don't camouflage designs depend on where you're placing people? Vietnam era camo didn't work for Middle East camo. Shouldn't they have the ability to change if/when necessary? Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2014 09:57 PM (bCEmE) so you are a Colonel then?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 05:59 PM (esoZV)

212 Don't camouflage designs depend on where you're placing people? Vietnam era camo didn't work for Middle East camo. Shouldn't they have the ability to change if/when necessary? *** I would say yes, if the current designs are an issue. Then again, I've never served so I don't really know.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 05:59 PM (DmNpO)

213 Hey Aetius451AD, I read an essay by a former merch who spent time in Bosnia and Africa (among other places) and one thing he said struck me: He said the Nation State is by definition a stronger basis for a society whereas an Empire has to be governed rigidly either by Law or Military might. His premise was that the purposeful fracturing of American society into hyphenated Americans, professional victims and designated evil ones, haves and have-nots along with forced multiculturalism has transformed the USA into an Empire here at home. Now destined to devolve. Very depressing. Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 09:55 PM (uYL6t) An interesting note on that from Dan Hannan here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF5bGlbvmt8

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 05:59 PM (AymDN)

214 BTW, anybody got some contacts with the aliens? I'd like some Reaganomics back please.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:59 PM (T0NGe)

215 Show them you're the boss here.

DO IT!!!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 14, 2014 09:00 PM (+1T7c)


Read last night's ONT. No intimation necessary.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 14, 2014 05:59 PM (IPz9m)

216 so you are a Colonel then? Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 09:59 PM (esoZV) No, I'm just asking. Forget I even mentioned it. Sheesh.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 06:00 PM (bCEmE)

217 Excuse me while my heart resumes beating after that Leafs-Bruins game.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 14, 2014 06:00 PM (1GvlM)

218 His premise was that the purposeful fracturing of American society into hyphenated Americans, professional victims and designated evil ones, haves and have-nots along with forced multiculturalism has transformed the USA into an Empire here at home.

I agree with this entirely.

Now destined to devolve.

I don't necessarily agree with this much. America let in a LOT of immigrants over the 1800s. It managed to assimilate them. Of course, most were European. I know, etc.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 06:00 PM (Xfl0F)

219

I keep waiting for the all-female team Super Bowl champs. Should that occur, it would be then the time for female combat troops. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 09:52 PM (aDwsi)

 

I could see Mooch and Oprah sacking Kaepernick. He's a big boy, but he'd go down like a ton of bricks under that onslaught.

Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 06:00 PM (R3gO3)

220 Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 09:51 PM (gVtdw) Huh, I wonder why nutrition would have gotten better once the empire fell? Did they go into that? Maybe focusing on staples more? Easier to support a smaller area with better food than trying to spread it across the empire? The class was "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire". The odd thing about the class was that the normal professor was sick for the first three weeks of the course and never showed up. They actually handed it off to a religious studies professor (who focused on early the early Christian period.) It was a fantastic course, one of the best I took in College. The funny thing was, it was so good, I signed up for the "Other" Roman history course they offered at IU, and the lady who had been sick the first time taught it. She managed to make the late republic and Imperial periods boring and dry as heck. She focused on women in the empire and social forces and completely neglected the political and military landscape. Now I am not saying that does not have a place in the study of history, but for a lower level Roman class, it is a bit... specialized?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 06:01 PM (TGgNi)

221 Say what? NFL on ESPN ‏@ESPNNFL 11s Peyton Manning is only starting QB left that was NOT drafted by a baseball team. WOW.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:01 PM (DmNpO)

222 TR, where is he setting up shop? Going to get a new navy anchor this summer. I have an artist who is my fave here in ILM but morons got to support each other.

Posted by: traye at January 14, 2014 06:01 PM (tQJjx)

223 With the Leftist domination of "scholarship" I'm inclined to be skeptical of claims that conflict with non-modern historians. Gibbin was a pro-George III, hard-line anti-American Tory during the 1770s, while he was writing Decline and Fall. If you want to judge scholarship by the author's politics instead of on its own merits, Gibbon is not the guy you want to be lining up behind.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 06:02 PM (gVtdw)

224 I keep waiting for the all-female team Super Bowl champs. Yeah, I still can't figure out why Title IX doesn't eliminate female-only sports. Equality. Yeah...let's try some real equality. Good and hard. Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 09:56 PM (T0NGe) A perfect case in point: http://tinyurl.com/ovekcbk

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 06:02 PM (AymDN)

225 I saw Spengler's Universal Laws open for Hawkwind back in '76.

Posted by: That guy at January 14, 2014 06:02 PM (Dwehj)

226 So, here I am in possession of a Bachelor of Arts degree in Computer Science from one of the top ten Public Universities in the country. I thought "Gee, why don't I teach AP Comp Sci at the local High School?" If you do not have a teaching credential, students in your class cannot receive credit toward graduation. You cannot get a credential in Comp Sci. since most state Dept. of Ed are hopelessly lost in the 20th century. You can only teach Comp Sci if you have a Mathematics credential. Like the song says, "Look forrrrrr the union lay-bullllll..." However, it would be impossible for a high school to hire a full time CS teacher. That probably explains why some schools don't have AP CS.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 06:02 PM (T0NGe)

227 five or seven nights a week, I can't sleep without listening to Reagan's A Time for Choosing speech...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 06:03 PM (JMmQ9)

228 Posted by: traye at January 14, 2014 10:01 PM (tQJjx)

Cape Fear.

Pretty much the coolest name of any place on earth.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2014 06:03 PM (QFxY5)

229
As much as I would like to believe this (and I will buy you a beer just for the sentiment), the seeds of our society's destruction were sown by that election.

Johnson is the first of the no-holds-barred scumbags on the left. Obama is the logical extension of Johnson's politics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2014 09:52 PM (QFxY5)



Once again I must agree with you here.  The "War on Poverty" is where we embarked on the road to fiscal and social collapse. 


I have never believed Johnson actually intended to help people.  He was just bribing the newly created poor black voters (24th amendment)  into switching parties.  


He unknowingly opened the door to National "destruction  by entitlement" through that cynical political tactic, but it won political power for Democrats which was his goal all along.

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 14, 2014 06:03 PM (XnALK)

230 Of course, most were European. I know, etc. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 10:00 PM (Xfl0F) and had some form af Judeo-Christian background. Muzzies don't assimilate for shit because of their culture/religion generally** mexicans don't assimilate cuz they are too close to their border ** The Iranians who bailed in the late 70's seem to have assimilated/ditched islam

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 06:03 PM (esoZV)

231 Camo changes every Command Cycle (~ 10 years) as the Top MEN, er, Top Brass MAKE THEIR MARK on the service. Actual boots on the ground needs are rarely ever served. Google 'smurf-flage.' Commercial camo solved the multi-enviro need over a decade ago. Google 'multi-cam' and it's competitors.

Posted by: Og Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 06:03 PM (vHRtU)

232

"I could see Mooch and Oprah sacking Kaepernick. He's a big boy, but he'd go down like a ton of bricks under that onslaught."

 

 

huhuhuh huhuh uh huhuhuh huhuh...

 

Posted by: butthead at January 14, 2014 06:04 PM (9gNQd)

233
180 I'm liking the lessons of 1964. Conservatism was declared dead then, too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 09:48 PM

Except for THIS!

http://tinyurl.com/cb6h47

30 minutes paid for by Goldwater! A week before the election.

THIS is what kept us going!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 06:04 PM (tWFaN)

234 Jamie Dupree's blog post http://bit.ly/1fwl5wG

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:04 PM (DmNpO)

235

ate too much -- check

drank too much -- check

read too much -- almost check (reading "The Nazi and The Psychiatrist")

just noticed Robert Gates is on Hannity with a neck brace... fell down somewhere

time to get in bed so my cat can keep me up half the night.

night all.

Posted by: mallfly at January 14, 2014 06:04 PM (zjcTL)

236 Title IX cripples teenaged girls.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 14, 2014 06:05 PM (lr3d7)

237 She managed to make the late republic and Imperial periods boring and dry as heck.

It must take some real effort and dedication to make the late Republic boring. I could teach that class, stoned off my ass on Colorado Choom. I'd bring in the first season of HBO's "Rome", get the thing started, nod off and assign ... something.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 06:05 PM (Xfl0F)

238 Hey , those melatonin pills don't put me to sleep.

Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at January 14, 2014 06:06 PM (G+TBB)

239 She focused on women in the empire and social forces and completely neglected the political and military landscape. Now I am not saying that does not have a place in the study of history, I am. "Women" aren't a force in history. For that matter, neither are "men".

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 06:06 PM (T0NGe)

240 TR, where is he setting up shop? Going to get a new navy anchor this summer. I have an artist who is my fave here in ILM but morons got to support each other. Posted by: traye -------------------------------- Raleigh NC with two other guys for now, so he can get his license. He does professional grade work but was in Boston in school (and apprenticed at a shop on the side), and is now back in NC. Just sold his equipment to buy really good equipment. And thanks for asking. Now if I can just get my younger son into medical school so he can remove tattoos. I can set them up in their own shops on either side of town.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 14, 2014 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)

241 Cape Fear. Pretty much the coolest name of any place on earth. Posted by: CharlieBrown's Devil's Postpile, Mammoth, CA

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 14, 2014 06:07 PM (qK0Al)

242 With the Leftist domination of "scholarship" I'm inclined to be skeptical of claims that conflict with non-modern historians. Gibbin was a pro-George III, hard-line anti-American Tory during the 1770s, while he was writing Decline and Fall. If you want to judge scholarship by the author's politics instead of on its own merits, Gibbon is not the guy you want to be lining up behind. Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 10:02 PM (gVtdw) Considering that most history textbooks being pushed on children make the Great Soviet Encyclopedia seem rabidly pro-AmericanÂ… http://tinyurl.com/ksy7mka

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 06:07 PM (AymDN)

243 just watched ep.3 of Almost Human.. Benny... Benny.. Benny and thr jets

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 06:07 PM (4/cQ8)

244 Huh, I wonder why nutrition would have gotten better once the empire fell? Did they go into that? Maybe focusing on staples more? Easier to support a smaller area with better food than trying to spread it across the empire? New plowing technology introduced around 400, IIRC, combined with less efficiency in collecting taxes, I'd guess. Trade slowed down a bit, but was still pretty steady throughout the "Dark Ages."

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 06:07 PM (gVtdw)

245 I am a force in history. A swirling vortex, if you will.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 14, 2014 06:07 PM (Dwehj)

246 I read somewhere, probably one of "Spengler's" books, that it took 1,000 years for food security in Europe to return to the level they enjoyed during the Roman Empire.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 06:07 PM (V70Uh)

247 Spengler Law #67 Collecting spores, molds and fungus makes for an excellent hobby.

Posted by: Egon Spengler at January 14, 2014 06:08 PM (dvRYt)

248

. It managed to assimilate them. Of course, most were European. I know, etc. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 10:00 PM (Xfl0F)

 

 It really wasn't clear, though, how much they had assimilated until WWII. I'm reading a book about the summer of 1927 and even well into the 1920's, people actually thought southern and eastern Europeans were different races than the "pure Nordics" (Hitler's race theories were hardly eccentric at the time.) Italian-Americans were thrilled that one of the players on the great 1927 Yankees team was Italian, because their public image was completely mobsters and anarchists.

 

The problem is that the Establishment then pushed for assimiliation while today's immigrants are told they don't have to.

Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 06:08 PM (R3gO3)

249 @232

It is 30 minutes.  Young morons should watch it.  It has been 50 years that we old farts have been fighting this battle. 

Never give up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 06:09 PM (tWFaN)

250
Now if I can just get my younger son into medical school so he can remove tattoos. I can set them up in their own shops on either side of town.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 14, 2014 10:06 PM (4Mv1T)



Nah, you set them up in a strip mall and then open a liquor store.  Perhaps even get a cousin to open a strip club.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 14, 2014 06:09 PM (lr3d7)

251 Except for THIS! http://tinyurl.com/cb6h47 30 minutes paid for by Goldwater! A week before the election. THIS is what kept us going! *** A force to be reckoned with!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:09 PM (DmNpO)

252 food security in Europe Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 10:07 PM (V70Uh) wtf does food security mean in the year 1100AD or 1800AD? or even todday?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 06:09 PM (esoZV)

253 I would be happy to work part-time.

I envisage two classes.  A junior year course and a senior year course.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 06:10 PM (V70Uh)

254 it took 1,000 years for food security in Europe to return to the level they enjoyed during the Roman Empire

Bryan Ward-Perkins, "The Fall of Rome" is good on how so-called Late Antiquity went down.

The movie could star either Mel Gibson or Viggo Mortenson

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 06:10 PM (Xfl0F)

255 Hawks tie it up!

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 06:10 PM (0aw4+)

256 food security?  I was using the predominate shorthand.  There was MOAR food of greater variety.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 06:11 PM (V70Uh)

257 >>> Now if I can just get my younger son into medical school so he can remove tattoos. There's going to be big money in that field.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 06:11 PM (DzeIb)

258 196 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 09:54 PM (DmNpO)

Each of the branches has changed design at great expense near the start of the war, modified and tweaked their uniforms, and has new new patterns of gucciflogue in the queue...

it is wasteful and most often a colonel or general engaging in auto-oral gratification.


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:11 PM (TE35l)

259 Will remember this summer. I am getting the anchor with kids names in the rope. My second is due this summer, we have a name, but aren't finding out sex until he/she born, so I won't know what color for the rope.

Posted by: traye at January 14, 2014 06:11 PM (tQJjx)

260 Also just ate a buffalo chicken footlong sub. And a footlong meatballs sub. I spread a little coconut oil on the meatball sub. It soaked right into the bread. Delicious. Sidenote: I'm beginning to suspect nothing cannot be made better with coconut oil. Will advise after more research.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 06:11 PM (4/cQ8)

261 Watching PBS... Goldwater had an army of pissed off youth working for him. I think Rand can bring in the youth in a similar way. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 09:02 PM (DmNpO) A lot of the youths were YAF (Young Americans for Freedom). If their founding document, "The Sharon Statement," which was adopted at the Sharon, CT estate of William F. Buckley, was turning into the entire platform of the GOP, and they ran on that and only that, they'd win the next election big time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharon_Statement

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 06:12 PM (AymDN)

262 What's going on?  TR is opening a whore house in Raleigh?  The girls at Peace are giving that shit away, you'll go broke.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 06:12 PM (tWFaN)

263 There's going to be big money in that field.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 10:11 PM (DzeIb)



That and surgically fixing earlobes from where the idiots have stretched them out.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 14, 2014 06:12 PM (lr3d7)

264

245 I read somewhere, probably one of "Spengler's" books, that it took 1,000 years for food security in Europe to return to the level they enjoyed during the Roman Empire. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 10:07 PM (V70Uh)

 

Not only that, the Romans had sewage systems, baths, and a form of central heating. Some of that technology was not rediscovered - or rather, reinvented - until the 19th century.

Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 06:12 PM (R3gO3)

265 PBS is showing the fully stocked stores in North Korea where absolutely nothing is sold. The stores exist for propaganda reasons only.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:12 PM (DmNpO)

266 238 I think they can be valid points of study, but not without being taken as a whole. In my opinion, most societal/social trends or what have you are a result, not a cause. A lot of modern historians seem to believe that all political/military forces grow from societal ones. It reminds me of something a different Prof mentioned (she did not believe it but she mentioned it to me.) There was someone who advocated the theory that the reason the Romans were so successful over their neighbors and were able to keep their people in line was because they lived on the seven hills and were therefore not a subject to insect borne diseases as those who lived below.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 06:13 PM (TGgNi)

267 Robert Gates with a neck brace. Hillary! was sitting on his face.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 14, 2014 06:13 PM (+1T7c)

268 If their founding document, "The Sharon Statement," which was adopted at the Sharon, CT estate of William F. Buckley, was turning into the entire platform of the GOP, and they ran on that and only that, they'd win the next election big time: *** Thanks. It's something with which I'm not familiar.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:13 PM (DmNpO)

269 Another big idea with potential: Temporary tattoos. They make them, but no one is marketing them properly.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 06:14 PM (4/cQ8)

270 Sidenote: I'm beginning to suspect nothing cannot be made better with coconut oil. Will advise after more research. Lena Dunham?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 06:14 PM (0aw4+)

271 Will remember this summer. I am getting the anchor with kids names in the rope. My second is due this summer, we have a name, but aren't finding out sex until he/she born, so I won't know what color for the rope. Posted by: traye -------------------------------- Congratulations! When we saw this guy's ultrasound, there was no secret. The flag pole was standing tall at about 6 months, or whenever they do ultrasounds. You couldn't miss it, even if you wanted to. He was born a Moron.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 14, 2014 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)

272 TR is opening a whore house in Raleigh?

Fortunately, I live in the Boulder area, in easy access of the university -
http://tinyurl.com/kvkw7bj

Guess what her day job is. I know, etc

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 14, 2014 06:15 PM (Xfl0F)

273 >>> wtf does food security mean in the year 1100AD or 1800AD? or even todday? We area pretty well near the apex right now. Famine has practically been eradicated. It takes war or oppression to starve people. In the past, famine was a real possibility.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 06:15 PM (DzeIb)

274 I think if Lena Dunham was hand-breaded and deep fried in coconut oil, she'd be a tasty treat.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 06:16 PM (4/cQ8)

275 A lot of the youths were YAF (Young Americans for Freedom)

Fucking wow!  Yep, been there. Wore the YAF button.  What's that?

Yugoslavian Air Force. 

They have changed their name, now Young Americans Foundation, 

WTF is that all about?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 06:16 PM (S1INM)

276 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Philadelphia asking women to perform sexual acts on him using a slice of fromage... OK Ace, stop it, just stop it... http://tinyurl.com/kxorrsm

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 06:16 PM (vHRtU)

277 I spread a little coconut oil on the meatball sub. It soaked right into the bread. Delicious.

I do that too, when the choom munchies set in. I'll eat damn near anything when that happens.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 14, 2014 06:17 PM (Dwehj)

278 If their founding document, "The Sharon Statement," which was adopted at the Sharon, CT estate of William F. Buckley, was turning into the entire platform of the GOP, and they ran on that and only that, they'd win the next election big time: *** Thanks. It's something with which I'm not familiar. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 10:13 PM (DmNpO) I was a leader in YAF, and was quite good at pissing off the Left in college. They are not to be confused with YAL (Young Americans for Liberty), which is a completely separate organization. A few years ago, they tried to put out a "Mount Vernon Statement" which does not capture the simple truth of the Sharon Statement. For an eye-opening comparison, compare the Sharon Statement with the "Port Huron Statement" by the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) which begat the Weather Underground and schmucks like "Commie Tommy" Hayden (AKA "Mr. Jane fonda")...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 06:17 PM (AymDN)

279 NYPD used civil forfeiture laws to deposit confiscated cash into the police pension fund.

The charges against the defendant were eventually dropped.

When they finally returned the money, the NYPD wrote a check not from the pension fund, but from the city's general fund (in other words: taxpayer money).

http://tinyurl.com/kzj734d

Posted by: Iasonas at January 14, 2014 06:17 PM (FHNkr)

280

Am I the last person to know that DirecTV dumped that ass-less chap-wearing Mike Bettis, Sugartits Abrams, dumb fuck Al Roker and the rest of the Weather Channel?

What a wonderful day for the common man.

Posted by: The Palm Beach Agorist at January 14, 2014 06:17 PM (9tfuf)

281 We have ultra sound in two weeks. I'm hoping to cheat and sneak a peak.

Posted by: traye at January 14, 2014 06:17 PM (tQJjx)

282 I don't necessarily agree with this much. America let in a LOT of immigrants over the 1800s. It managed to assimilate them. Of course, most were European. I know, etc. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo He meant (or I understood) not that it is because of immigration per se but because each immigrant group nowdays becomes a political group that must be treated as a protected class with a culture that need not assimilate. Same with a group that previously assimilated, say Texas Hispanics, are now pressured into becoming La Raza revolutionaries.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 06:18 PM (vtjLM)

283 Know what else is needed to starve people?  The collapse of civilization.  When there was a drought in Spain, ships could bring food in from other places.  Roads were safe until banditry becomes prevalent.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 06:18 PM (V70Uh)

284 263 Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 10:12 PM (R3gO3) And the formula for cement that would cure under water. I saw a special a few months ago on... Discovery? TLC? Where they might have replicated it using volcanic ash (I think.) Very cool stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 06:19 PM (TGgNi)

285 Thanks Hat, I'm a fan of Hannan.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 06:19 PM (deF1k)

286 The reason nutrition improved was the yoke of Roman bureaucracy and large estates was removed. More local control, more sweat equity, and more production. The locals taxes went down when the barbarians took over. The Collapse of Complex Societies (198 by Joseph Tainter Chapter 6 refers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2014 06:19 PM (u82oZ)

287 Hmmm...let me try that

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 14, 2014 06:20 PM (Dwehj)

288 "Unless serious flaws are detected in the current [camouflage uniform] designs, would this be an issue?"

The services have been trying for a long time now to come up with "universal" camo and never getting there.

I tend to think they need to get away from that idea and build a database of specific localized camo patterns built off of the (frankly excellent) USA geospatial intelligence databases. Then invest in automated textiles production to robotically surge production of whatever pattern will be needed for a particular operation. This concept obviously generalizes to, e.g., rapid robotic vehicle respray in the same scheme as the uniforms.

There is one current pattern that must be destroyed. I nearly spit up my beer when I saw the Navy proposal of blue "aquaflage". I thought it was a parody from the Duffel Blog or something.

Then they actually adopted it!

Absolutely perfect for topside duty in rough seas. Sailor overboard? Don't even bother to turn around to attempt rescue. They'll blend in perfectly with the sea surface.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 06:21 PM (gqT4g)

289 now I'm watching Person Of Interest all of a sudden we learn Shaw was an M.D.? her character never once showed a hint of medical knoeledge, as far I recall

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 06:21 PM (4/cQ8)

290 Don't camouflage designs depend on where you're placing people? Vietnam era camo didn't work for Middle East camo. Shouldn't they have the ability to change if/when necessary? *** I would say yes, if the current designs are an issue. Then again, I've never served so I don't really know. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 09:59 PM (DmNpO) The Military spends an absurd amount of money on separate and every changing Uniforms, especially the Cammies for each service. There are now discussions going on to basically only have one set of cammies for all the Services, which is why there is probably a prohibition on any new designs until they hash it all out.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 06:21 PM (nzKvP)

291 We have ultra sound in two weeks. I'm hoping to cheat and sneak a peak. Posted by: traye -------------------------- When you see that little booger moving around "on camera" you can't miss it, if *something* is there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 14, 2014 06:21 PM (4Mv1T)

292 Considering that most history textbooks being pushed on children make the Great Soviet Encyclopedia seem rabidly pro-AmericanÂ… Textbooks are a quite different issue than scholarship intended for other scholars. Think of the differences between the IPCC Summary for Lawmakers and the scientists they were drawing on. I know that a lot of historians these days are leftists, but that has less of an impact than you might think. In any case, why should we assume that earlier interpretations are more conservative? I'd imagine that conservatives would be less likely to lament the fall of a hidebound, oppressive centralized empire imposed by force, and be less critical of the rise of a decentralized system with lots of room for local self-rule, held together by religion and culture, and run by limited monarchs. You don't have to ignore the faults of medieval Europe to realize that it had certain advantages over what proceeded it. Bear also in mind that the idea that the crusaders were not just a bunch of younger sons out for land was for many decades a revisionist academic interpretation that was not accepted by the general public until people suddenly discovered it on 9/12/2001....

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 06:21 PM (gVtdw)

293 Although I have forsworn the use of Twitter ('cause it is nothing but a major time-suck; see the ONT from the other day), I must log on to bust the balls of a local talk-radio host (who owns the radio station). How does one lose the Dennis Miller show?

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 06:22 PM (JMmQ9)

294 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 10:21 PM (nzKvP)

But will it look fabulous on Polk St.?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2014 06:22 PM (QFxY5)

Posted by: Squealer at January 14, 2014 06:23 PM (rn0EN)

296 We have ultra sound in two weeks. I'm hoping to cheat and sneak a peak. Posted by: traye One ping. One ping only.

Posted by: Marco Ramius at January 14, 2014 06:23 PM (+1T7c)

297 280 We have ultra sound in two weeks. I'm hoping to cheat and sneak a peak.

Good idea, BUT never say you know!   Look for that third large leg. 

Seriously.  My doc told me both my kids were going to be boys, shit with that dick as big as their leg there was no question, but I never let on I knew.

Wow, honey it's a boy!

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 06:23 PM (S1INM)

298 But will it look fabulous on Polk St.? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2014 10:22 PM (QFxY5) Well I could always wear those fabulous dress whites

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 06:23 PM (nzKvP)

299 Just call them Bob if they wear blue camo

Posted by: Grey Bowel at January 14, 2014 06:23 PM (G+TBB)

300 A lot of modern historians seem to believe that all political/military forces grow from societal ones. Victor Davis Hanson would be a prime example of that. He is beloved of the Right, though...

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 06:24 PM (gVtdw)

301 Absolutely perfect for topside duty in rough seas. Sailor overboard? Don't even bother to turn around to attempt rescue. They'll blend in perfectly with the sea surface. *** OH! Not terribly well though out there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:24 PM (DmNpO)

302 Cheesehead's Law 57: Never try to entice women into having sex with you by draping your peter with a slice of Swiss cheese. Colby works much better.

Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 06:25 PM (R3gO3)

303 282 Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 10:18 PM (V70Uh)

Trust me I got that little lane covered doctrine wise...

"road runners"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:26 PM (TE35l)

304 I just realized that there really is something rotten about Swiss cheese.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 06:26 PM (V70Uh)

305 On my old boat (prior to blue camo) you were named Bob until you earned your own name.

Posted by: traye at January 14, 2014 06:26 PM (tQJjx)

306 Cheesehead's Law 57: Never try to entice women into having sex with you by draping your peter with a slice of Swiss cheese. Colby works much better.

Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 10:25 PM (R3gO3)




Better off using a $20 bill. Chicks love to blow money.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2014 06:26 PM (FMbng)

307 Oh, and utra sounds are not perfect.  You really don't know, unless you do.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 06:26 PM (tWFaN)

308 Eh, get rid of camo uniforms completely. Issue the OD green uniforms and a couple cans of spray paint fitting to the environment.

Posted by: Jerry at January 14, 2014 06:27 PM (4SKYj)

309 Cheesehead's Law 57: Never try to entice women into having sex with you by draping your peter with a slice of Swiss cheese. Colby works much better. Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 10:25 PM (R3gO3) Is that Limburger on your lap, or are you just really happy to see me?

Posted by: Zombie Mae West at January 14, 2014 06:27 PM (AymDN)

310 300 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 10:24 PM (DmNpO)

You want to be perfectly cammy'd for your hazard environment to make detection for rescue a challenge...

the DIVERS WERE HAVING IT TOO EASY ma'am...

Army's version of this little game is the Digital Guccis(which were designed FOR 'ghani) were suddenly not good for 'ghani so we needed a new new Gucci...

now there is a new new new Gucci in the pipeline...

#Derp

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:28 PM (TE35l)

311 OK Ace, stop it, just stop it... You don't think that's how they get the holes in there, do you?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 06:28 PM (0aw4+)

312 299 Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 10:24 PM (gVtdw) I think it can be a chicken and the egg argument sometimes, which is why I usually prefer to study a period in it's entirety. Sometimes societal pressures grow as a result of political/military ones, and sometimes it is the opposite (or at least can be seen from that perspective.) The fun thing about history to me is trying to figure out why people did what they did.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 06:29 PM (TGgNi)

313 Horde went from talking crap about Lena Dunham to talking about crap. Good improvement of which I approve.

Posted by: Votermom at January 14, 2014 06:29 PM (GSIDW)

314 For director John Carpenter, it was an opportunity to turn his acidic criticism of Reaganomics into a major release. Uhhh....yeah. His filmography just took off after that. Uh huh.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 14, 2014 06:30 PM (U7UF5)

315 Can I get that Philly Cheesesteak with Swiss??

Posted by: John Kerry '04 at January 14, 2014 06:30 PM (rn0EN)

316

'Swiss Cheese Pervert' terrorizes Philadelphia asking women to perform sexual acts on him using a slice of fromage...

 

OK Ace, stop it, just stop it... http://tinyurl.com/kxorrsm Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 10:16 PM (vHRtU)

 

Nah, it's not Ace (although the fact that he's learning French certainly is suspicious.)

 

He tempts women with bowls of Kaboom.

Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 06:30 PM (R3gO3)

317 Good evening.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2014 06:31 PM (Wp8ly)

318 I think it can be a chicken and the egg argument sometimes, which is why I usually prefer to study a period in it's entirety. Sometimes societal pressures grow as a result of political/military ones, and sometimes it is the opposite (or at least can be seen from that perspective.) The fun thing about history to me is trying to figure out why people did what they did. I agree, particularly on that last part. Have you read Adrian Goldsworthy's books?

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 06:31 PM (gVtdw)

319 "Not only that, the Romans had sewage systems, baths, and a form of central heating. Some of that technology was not rediscovered - or rather, reinvented - until the 19th century."

Roman central heating! The "hypocaust"!

Completely fascinating stuff.

But man, does that not ever scale. You need the labor economics of the Empire at its peak to keep something like that going reliably. Furnaces must be stoked constantly.

Now why did the Brits, who made an obsessive fetish out of the study of the Romans, not manage to figure out (with their far colder climate!) that central heating is A REALLY GOOD IDEA until very late in the 20th century?

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 06:32 PM (gqT4g)

320 now I'm watching Person Of Interest all of a sudden we learn Shaw was an M.D.? her character never once showed a hint of medical knoeledge, as far I recall Posted by: soothsayer Yes. there was backstory on this. She didn't do well because she didn't really consider her patients people so much as cases. Lost her fellowship or something. She's very hot for someone with anger issues. Surgeon I think.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 06:33 PM (WAn06)

321 those Spenglers rules are pretty good I couldn't help but think of the fatuous self worship of Oprah Winfrey in a lot of them, like Spengler's Universal Law #15: When we worship ourselves, eventually we become the god that failed Spengler's Universal Law #19: Pagan faith, however powerful, turns into Stygian nihilism when disappointed Spengler's Universal Law #21: If you believe in yourself, you're probably whoring after strange gods.

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

322 Victor Davis Hanson would be a prime example of that. He is beloved of the Right, though...

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 10:24 PM (gVtdw)



I've read one or two of his books on the Pelopponesian War, and I don't know if I would say he believes that *all* "political/military forces grow from societal ones". I'd say his thought is more nuanced than that. Obviously the interactions between those forces is quite nonlinear....

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 14, 2014 06:34 PM (IPz9m)

323 yeah, but that was the first we learned about Shaw's medical background, yes?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 06:34 PM (4/cQ8)

324 322 yeah, but that was the first we learned about Shaw's medical background, yes? Yes. She was a resident but got denied a permanent job because she had zero compassion.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 06:36 PM (doBIb)

325 I saw the episode where Shaw was tossed out of the medical program due to a lack of empathy.
Same episode where her father died,  and as a child, his death did not phase her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2014 06:36 PM (GcYmn)

326 The Tiger stripe camo John Wayne wore in the movie The Green Berets was cool. Don't have a clue if it was good camo though.

http://tinyurl.com/mxj7mcq

Oh and holy Crap George Takei was in that movie too.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 06:36 PM (TI3xG)

327 For director John Carpenter, it was an opportunity to turn his acidic criticism of Reaganomics into a major release. Uhhh....yeah. His filmography just took off after that. Uh huh. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 14, 2014 10:30 PM The other night, I re-watched (for the eleventy-seventh thousand time) John Carpenter's The Thing. Based on that film alone, John Carpenter is OK in my book.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 06:37 PM (JMmQ9)

328 317 Had to look him up. I like this bit from his Wikipedia page: "Asked about his philosophy of life, Goldsworthy responded that he was "English, so obviously do not have a philosophy. I am a Christian, though, if you want to know about important beliefs." I am actually looking at getting this: http://tinyurl.com/ke8old8 The Crusader kingdoms fascinate me, but $21 for a kindle version seems a bit high for an author I have never read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 06:37 PM (TGgNi)

329 Same episode where her father died, and as a child, his death did not phase her. Because she's a sociopath.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 06:38 PM (doBIb)

330 Oh and holy Crap George Takei was in that movie too. Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 10:36 PM Oh My! Really? (scrambles off to IMDB)

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 06:39 PM (JMmQ9)

331 In re camo patterns: there is one reasonably recent pattern that worked superbly well in certain conditions. Really only the boots give this one away.

http://tinyurl.com/lb9y6m6

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 06:39 PM (gqT4g)

332
  I imagine that people do what they do in obedience to the prime directive--survival.

   How they do it is strategy and tactics.  No doubt any animate species is driven by this.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 14, 2014 06:40 PM (SAMxH)

333 I've read one or two of his books on the Pelopponesian War, and I don't know if I would say he believes that *all* "political/military forces grow from societal ones". I'd say his thought is more nuanced than that. Obviously the interactions between those forces is quite nonlinear.... VDH is one of the founding fathers of the "war as an extension of culture" school of thought, and no, he is not going to draw a straight, mechanical connection between social forces and political/military ones - no real historian would argue that simplistically.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 06:41 PM (gVtdw)

334 In re camo patterns: there is one reasonably recent pattern that worked superbly well in certain conditions. Really only the boots give this one away. http://tinyurl.com/lb9y6m6 *** Ha! That is one ugly sofa!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:41 PM (DmNpO)

335 Pooping is important. If you don't do it, you will die.
I have some pals, we went on a camping trip. They were making fun of the new guy, taking some jabs at me etc.
I told them to be nice to me or else I would superglue their assholes shut while they slept.

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2014 06:43 PM (AW7Gr)

336 Albanian's squat to poop too (the men also squat to pee but that's another story).  The joys of squatting were all explained to me by my ex wife.  At the time I explained it to my 80 yo uncle who said "So that cut a whole in the floor and shit in it?" "Yep pretty much", was my response.

All that aside there isn't a single citation in the article.  Who says appendicitis has gone up since the invention of the modern toilet?  When was the modern toilet invented?  Outhouses have been around a long time.  A few facts might be in order before everyone starts crapping on the neighbors petunias.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 14, 2014 06:44 PM (AzO5R)

337 I may be in the minority but those Spengler Laws are unimpressive to me. Neither witty or insightful.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 06:44 PM (RfL9P)

338 155 This is true. I have the dubious distinction of being from Hildebeasts hometown, Park Ridge, IL. She was President of the Younf Republicans in High School, at my Alma Mater, Maine South High School. 4 years of College at Wellsley in the 60s apparently cured her of any sense of personal accountability and responsibility.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 06:44 PM (ojnk6)

339 But as you can see here there's been quite a bit of shrinkage even in the last 23 years I was in the pool!

Posted by: George Costanza at January 14, 2014 06:45 PM (HgfyP)

340 Had to look him up. I like this bit from his Wikipedia page: "Asked about his philosophy of life, Goldsworthy responded that he was "English, so obviously do not have a philosophy. I am a Christian, though, if you want to know about important beliefs." That is didn't know. he has written a number of books on Roman history, including a very good biography of Julius Caesar and a study of the Fall of the West, in which he argues that the Roman habit of having a civil war every second generation might have had something to do with the failure of the West (the Romans never really accepted the idea of hereditary succession). Read it along with Peter Heathers's book on the Fall of Rome. I am actually looking at getting this: http://tinyurl.com/ke8old8 The Crusader kingdoms fascinate me, but $21 for a kindle version seems a bit high for an author I have never read. I don't know anything about him. It is cheaper as a used hardcover, I notice.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 06:46 PM (gVtdw)

341 333 My grandparents had this gigantic green sofa that looked a lot like that. Very comfortable. And they put it in a room with electric blue shag carpet. My other grandparents had this red leather couch with wagon wheels and a Longhorn Skull pattern stitched into the cushions. Of course, they were in El Paso. What was it about the 60's and 70's that gave people such... flair? for their decorating choices?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 06:46 PM (TGgNi)

342 A few facts might be in order before everyone starts crapping on the neighbors petunias.

We weren't supposed to start doing that yet?  My bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 14, 2014 06:46 PM (wSrLR)

343 I imagine that people do what they do in obedience to the prime directive--survival. Yep. If a culture isn't willing to kill to preserve their way of life, some other culture will be.

Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2014 06:46 PM (QupBk)

344 Posted by: soothsayer Ummm....think so. Makes her Scully only hotter.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 14, 2014 06:47 PM (69kPo)

345 Pete-Ter-Son! Pete-Ter - Son! Still brings a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 06:47 PM (RfL9P)

346 This is the pattern to wear if you fall overboard

http://tinyurl.com/m3cjt7g

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2014 06:48 PM (GcYmn)

347 4 years of College at Wellsley in the 60s apparently cured her of any sense of personal accountability and responsibility heterosexuality. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 10:44 PM (ojnk6)

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 06:48 PM (AymDN)

348 "4 years of College at Wellsley in the 60s apparently cured her of any sense of personal accountability and responsibility."

As with so many.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 06:49 PM (gqT4g)

349

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 10:32 PM (gqT4g) When I was in England back in the early '80's, I stayed in a dorm room where you had to basically feed the radiator like you feed a parking meter. (And even in summer, you needed that radiator going at night.) A Brit student monkeyed around with it and fixed it so I didn't have to keep paying for heat. I got the idea that knowing how to fix the thing to get free heat was pretty common knowledge in the UK.

 

 Don't know why the Brits never figured it out until the 20th century, but it's clear why Americans led the way. As cold as Britain is compared to Rome, it's mild compared to New England and the upper Midwest. We're having a snowstorm here right now and last week, of course, it was brutally cold. Didn't take long for Americans to say, "OK enough of this shit, this fireplace isn't cutting it."

Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 06:49 PM (R3gO3)

350 We weren't supposed to start doing that yet? My bad. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 14, 2014 10:46 PM (wSrLR) in March Bro, March

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 06:49 PM (esoZV)

351 That pooping in a squat is old hat.  In 1972, a friend was taking H.S. Physiology.  The teacher said the same thing.

As a great believer in "roughage", I have found my elongated throne to work just fine.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 06:50 PM (V70Uh)

352 When was the modern toilet invented? Outhouses have been around a long time.>>

Roman era shiters were the same basic design as the standard outhouse stool just over running water.

http://tinyurl.com/l52e69j


Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 06:50 PM (TI3xG)

353 My other grandparents had this red leather couch with wagon wheels and a Longhorn Skull pattern stitched into the cushions.


I want!

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2014 06:51 PM (VFbB9)

354 Holy Crap! George Takei was in The Green Beret (as was Jack Soo). I had no idea...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

355 339 Had to look him up. I like this bit from his Wikipedia page:

"Asked about his philosophy of life, Goldsworthy responded that he was "English, so obviously do not have a philosophy. I am a Christian, though, if you want to know about important beliefs."



That is didn't know. he has written a number of books on Roman history, including a very good biography of Julius Caesar and a study of the Fall of the West, in which he argues that the Roman habit of having a civil war every second generation might have had something to do with the failure of the West (the Romans never really accepted the idea of hereditary succession). Read it along with Peter Heathers's book on the Fall of Rome.

I am actually looking at getting this:
http://tinyurl.com/ke8old8

The Crusader kingdoms fascinate me, but $21 for a kindle version seems a bit high for an author I have never read.


I don't know anything about him. It is cheaper as a used hardcover, I notice.
    For the Crusades, I'd go for stuff by Thomas F. Madden.  Haven't read any of his books, but his articles he's written about them are quite good.  Easy to read and keeps your interest.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2014 06:52 PM (LI48c)

356 Hahaha, Finch is pulling out his old joystick.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 06:52 PM (doBIb)

357 339 I will check out Goldsworthy. My prof in school argued that Diocletian tried to turn the idea of the Emperor into more of an Eastern one (as the Emperor being more than human), but it never took hold. His argument was that Christianity itself played a very large role in the Empire's downfall (which, being primarily a religious studies historian, he would.) His argument focused on Christianity tying into the "loss of will" that the later empire faced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 06:53 PM (TGgNi)

358 George Takei was in The Green Beret TRAITORS!!

Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2014 06:53 PM (QupBk)

359 The other night, I re-watched (for the eleventy-seventh thousand time) John Carpenter's The Thing. Based on that film alone, John Carpenter is OK in my book.

 

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 10:37 PM

 

True. "The Thing" is a brilliant movie. Carpenter's contributions were a vital ingredient, but, that movie was a freak occurence where many elements and crucial people came together to produce something unique and very rarely matched. "The Thing" was a group effort, that benefitted from Carpenter's oversight, skill at pacing, atmosphere and streamlining a story.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 06:54 PM (9gNQd)

360 Didn't Gibbon blame the Christians for the fall of Rome?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 14, 2014 06:56 PM (V70Uh)

361 Mountain Dew flavored Cheetohs!!! It's like they read my blog and said "lets make a product for THIS guy!"

Posted by: Carshel Joshnon at January 14, 2014 06:56 PM (aTXUx)

362 George Takei was in The Green Beret TRAITORS!! Posted by: toby928© at January 14, 2014 10:53 PM (QupBk) how does a Japanese guy betray Vietnam?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 06:56 PM (esoZV)

363 Nacho Burritos and Cheetohs Mountain Dew It's fusion cuisine for the basement dwellers

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2014 06:58 PM (aTXUx)

364 262 Hi, Alex! You know the young man that I would like you to distract my hot ginger stepdaughter from? Gauged ears. And that's one (two) of his good qualitites.

Posted by: Mindy (Cupcake) at January 14, 2014 06:58 PM (Bs5ky)

365 Most Prominent AND Most Charismatic Philanthropist in China? Sounds suspicious.

I give it One Pinocchio.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2014 06:58 PM (eHIJJ)

366 For historical fiction I would go with Steven Pressfield . Tides of War, Virtues of War, Gates of Fire , Afghan Campaign . If you are a golfer you would be surprised that he wrote The Legend Of Bagger Vance. Great book.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 06:58 PM (2IQGd)

367 how does a Japanese guy betray Vietnam?>>

By not raping he betrays Japan?

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 06:59 PM (TI3xG)

368 Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Donna V at January 14, 2014 07:00 PM (R3gO3)

369 His argument focused on Christianity tying into the "loss of will" that the later empire faced That was Gibbon's argument. The problem is that there doesn't seem to have been any "loss of will," that we can see. The Byzantine Empire, which was just as religious as the West (including the otherworldliness part -monasticism was invented in Egypt), certainly did not suffer from any failure of will. As I mentioned earlier, Roman culture and self-identity continued well after the political structure had disappeared. heck, even the barbarians were heavily Romanized, even before they moved into the Empire in some cases.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 14, 2014 07:00 PM (gVtdw)

370 Mindy!

You have my condolences.  A friend of mine almost gauged her ears years ago, but chickened out at the last minute.  I'm so glad that she did.  So what is the loser's other redeeming quality?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 14, 2014 07:01 PM (lr3d7)

371 Roc Ingersol He also wrote "Killing Rommel" which was another fascinating bit of historical fiction about the British Long Range Desert Group in North Africa in WWII. Great read, stayed up all night to read it a few years ago. I gave my copies of "Gates of Fire" and "The Afghan Campaign" to a friend who is a retired Army Major (who served a year in the Green Zone in 2004-05) and he really liked them. "The Afghan Campaign" is almost prescient about our involvement in that forsaken land.

Posted by: Marco Ramius at January 14, 2014 07:02 PM (+1T7c)

372 So what is the loser's other redeeming quality? Sharply creased pants.

Posted by: EC at January 14, 2014 07:03 PM (doBIb)

373 You know the young man that I would like you to distract my hot ginger stepdaughter from? Gauged ears. And that's one (two) of his good qualitites. Posted by: Mindy (Cupcake) at January 14, 2014 10:58 PM (Bs5ky) Gauged ears= a Ubangi tribsman Bone in the nose= Zulu

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:04 PM (esoZV)

374 >> So what is the loser's other redeeming quality? Well, he has two ears.

Posted by: Mindy (Cupcake) at January 14, 2014 07:04 PM (Bs5ky)

375 True. "The Thing" is a brilliant movie. Carpenter's contributions were a vital ingredient, but, that movie was a freak occurence where many elements and crucial people came together to produce something unique and very rarely matched. "The Thing" was a group effort, that benefitted from Carpenter's oversight, skill at pacing, atmosphere and streamlining a story. Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 10:54 PM It"s a damned good movie...although the cut I recently watched ended with the McReady and Childs face-off rather than the McReady / Dr. Blair {Wilford Brimley) ending.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)

376 Goldwater had an army of pissed off youth working for him AND I WAS ONE OF THEM Posted by: Nip Sip I was just a tad younger than you. My folks had a sign in the yard "AUH2O" in a very Democratic neighborhood. Dad taught me early on to stand up for what you believe in, just by example. That's why I don't subscribe to LIB or something like that. It might not be the best way to get peace of mind to fight and not give up, but f**k it I'm not giving up till the day I die. T

Posted by: The Farmer at January 14, 2014 07:05 PM (eBupg)

377 as long as the ear gauges are not to big, gauges ears without the guages in look like a cat's butthole/anus it is science!

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:05 PM (esoZV)

378 Of course the biggest issue with incandescent bulbs is the manufacturers here have closed their lines, which means either they tool back up to restart production on a product with an uncertain future, or we ship them in from China.


I just got done with "One Second After", what a chilling read.


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 07:06 PM (xa1/W)

379 316 Good evening.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2014 10:31 PM (Wp8ly)



Howdy, Joffen! How's it rollin'?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 07:06 PM (T1005)

380 Okay, I'm being kind of hard my stepdaughter's boyfriend. This is the first guy she's been involved with who wasn't high quality. I truly don't see what she sees in him. I commented on his appearance, but his appearance is not what I object to.

Posted by: Mindy (Cupcake) at January 14, 2014 07:07 PM (Bs5ky)

381 dude! http://instagram.com/jenselter

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:07 PM (esoZV)

382 Ok historians. I need a bit of help. I'm looking for a reference book, online or anywhere else, that deals with the Polish Military's various overseas military missions from the end of the Polish-Soviet war, up to the start of World War II.

I particularly need any information on foreign produced equipment the Poles wanted to acquire but were unable to.

Anyone have any ideas?

Posted by: I'll take option C for a 1000 Alex at January 14, 2014 07:09 PM (nkPV9)

383 It"s a damned good movie...although the cut I recently watched ended with the McReady and Childs face-off rather than the McReady / Dr. Blair {Wilford Brimley) ending.

 

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 11:05 PM

 

The what now? A version without Childs and Mac toasting their imminent demise? Is that the TV broadcast edit? Didn't know there was a ending like that.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 07:09 PM (9gNQd)

384 I commented on his appearance, but his appearance is not what I object to. Posted by: Mindy (Cupcake) at January 14, 2014 11:07 PM (Bs5ky) Life is too short to hang with stoopid fucks

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:09 PM (esoZV)

385
*Aligns butt to magnetic north, squats at 35 degree angle.*

Hey, that is better!

Probably should have done it in the bathroom though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2014 07:10 PM (n0DEs)

386 368 I am not saying I agreed with it, just that that was his argument. I think it is too simplistic. May have played a part, but was not the only thing at play. To me the constant civil wars, the fact that no one could present a unified front even amongst themselves, let alone to the barbarians at the gate was central to the downfall in the West. This led to a "brain drain" as well as one of manpower. The sad thing is that one could argue that the civil wars were a long, honored tradition going all the way back to the days of the Republic. So, in other words the seeds of the downfall of Rome were sown before the "Empire" was even established. Of course, the same could be said of any nation I suppose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 07:10 PM (TGgNi)

387 A few facts might be in order before everyone starts crapping on the neighbors petunias. We weren't supposed to start doing that yet? My bad. Avenge me nephew!!!!

Posted by: Ben Grimm's Aunt Petunia at January 14, 2014 07:11 PM (hrU8o)

Posted by: Oy Vey at January 14, 2014 07:11 PM (hrU8o)

389 I just got done with "One Second After", what a chilling read. Evening roonz and roonettez! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 11:06 PM it's a bit "eye-opening", plus it's set in your part of the world...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 07:13 PM (JMmQ9)

390 I just got done with "One Second After", what a chilling read.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 11:06 PM (xa1/W)



It was indeed, though I thought it got rather unbelievable towards the end. For me, anyway, because I doubt such a scenario would result in large scale gun battles out of WW2.  Also the cannibalism... yea... I dunno about that, heh.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 14, 2014 07:13 PM (IPz9m)

391 His argument was that Christianity itself played a very large role in the Empire's downfall (which, being primarily a religious studies historian, he would.) His argument focused on Christianity tying into the "loss of will" that the later empire faced. Posted by: Aetius451AD A very popular argument post-Luther.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 14, 2014 07:13 PM (qrpxS)

392 "Don't know why the Brits never figured [central heating] out until the 20th century, but it's clear why Americans led the way. As cold as Britain is compared to Rome, it's mild compared to New England and the upper Midwest."

I laughed my ass off a few days ago at Brits saying dismissively in their news reports of the U.S. deep freeze, "These Yanks are weak! Nancy boys! Five degrees above zero is a piece of cake!"

Yep, it sure is, when the degrees are not Fahrenheit. When they are? Brrrrrr.

"We're having a snowstorm here right now and last week, of course, it was brutally cold. Didn't take long for Americans to say, 'OK enough of this shit, this fireplace isn't cutting it.'"

And of course when it comes to fireplaces, it took the American-born Count Rumford to significantly improve upon their design.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 07:13 PM (gqT4g)

393 I think of Diocletian of late, when democrats arguments amount to arguments for price controls (they use similar arguments for different proposals sometimes; X amount of profit is sufficient, the government shouldn't allow profits in excess of X). If they really wanted to make stuff like that work, wouldn't they have to make it illegal to get out of whatever business you're in when your profits go down? My dad's off the respirator already, sooner than I expected. Breathing is definitely work for him, and he's less communicative today. I think the pain is the main problem with his breathing, because he breathes better when they give him more pain killers. I think he's over the hump, no more surgery to get through, just has to recover from this.

Posted by: Dave M at January 14, 2014 07:13 PM (lKR5m)

394 There was MOAR food of greater variety.
I remember as a youth one of James Burkes' Connections episodes saying how important varieties of beans being introduced to Europe (in the Middle Ages or Renaissance?) because it was a useful new source of protein. I remember him saying, "They were full of beans!" and a slightly-fart-sounding sound effect playing.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 14, 2014 07:13 PM (Rax2C)

395 375 Goldwater
I was just a tad younger than you. My folks had a sign in the yard "AUH2O" in a very Democratic neighborhood. Posted by: The Farmer at January 14, 2014 11:05 PM (eBupg)

I remember going to the local Goldwater headquarters and buying cans of
Goldwater soda pop.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 14, 2014 07:14 PM (rLJaJ)

396 The what now? A version without Childs and Mac toasting their imminent demise? Is that the TV broadcast edit? Didn't know there was a ending like that.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 11:09 PM (9gNQd)


I borrowed a dvd of The Thing from the library a few years ago, and the MacReady/Blair ending was an alternate ending in the extras section.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 14, 2014 07:14 PM (IPz9m)

397 I just got done with "One Second After", what a chilling read.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 11:06 PM (xa1/W)



You should try the 299 Days series.  Pricey, but worth it.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2014 07:15 PM (VFbB9)

398 Good evening, Horde. I appreciated the crap out of art in New Jersey today. The Princeton University Art Gallery, and Grounds for Sculpture in Hamilton. I spent 15 minutes staring at my favourite painting in the world, Claude Monet's "Water Lilies And Japanese Bridge" at the museum, then saw a "live" version of it at GFS. I'm sure it's fantastic in summer, but right now it's sort of sad and beautiful. Some pics from today on Twitter.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 14, 2014 07:16 PM (N/cFh)

399 The what now? A version without Childs and Mac toasting their imminent demise? Is that the TV broadcast edit? Didn't know there was a ending like that. Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 11:09 PM $5 bin at Walmart. Weird graphics on the cover. I should have knowd.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 07:17 PM (JMmQ9)

400 392 I think of Diocletian of late, when democrats arguments amount to arguments for price controls (they use similar arguments for different proposals sometimes; X amount of profit is sufficient, the government shouldn't allow profits in excess of X). If they really wanted to make stuff like that work, wouldn't they have to make it illegal to get out of whatever business you're in when your profits go down?

My dad's off the respirator already, sooner than I expected. Breathing is definitely work for him, and he's less communicative today. I think the pain is the main problem with his breathing, because he breathes better when they give him more pain killers. I think he's over the hump, no more surgery to get through, just has to recover from this.

Posted by: Dave M at January 14, 2014 11:13 PM (lKR5m)



Good news, keep it comin'!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 07:17 PM (T1005)

401 Dave M - this is good news. Best wishes for your father continuing improvement and endurance ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 14, 2014 07:17 PM (hrU8o)

402 Of course, the same could be said of any nation I suppose. Posted by: Aetius451AD The downfall of the United States as a Republic was seeded in our founding documents. "All men are created equal" was based on the idea that ALL men were equal in the eyes of God, and that the Law and justice should be applied equally, regardless of wealth and position. Contrary to the ways of the European monarchies. This has evolved into an aggressive egalitarianism, that enforces equality of outcomes, and other nonsense and false "equalities". Title IX, women as combat troops, normalizing illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 14, 2014 07:18 PM (+1T7c)

403 No matter how much you lie about our black president, I will always support him even if I don't have a job which is Bush's fault.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 14, 2014 07:18 PM (iB0Q2)

404 Posted by: Marco Ramius at January 14, 2014 11:02 PM (+1T7c) Yes I forgot Killing Rommel . Very Good . The only one I have not read is Last of The Amazons.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 07:18 PM (F05dQ)

405 370 He also wrote "Killing Rommel"

It's been done? Crap! How come nobody ever tells me these things?

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at January 14, 2014 07:18 PM (U82Km)

406
I remember going to the local Goldwater headquarters and buying cans of
Goldwater soda pop.


I have a can in attic.  It was basically mt dew,

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 07:18 PM (tWFaN)

407 Sven @ 257
Dead on with the camo. Case in point is Navy  shipboard camo. That right there is some stupid crap. In my 22 years  in the Navy I wore forest camo and desert camo. The rest of the time it was dungarees or o.d. utes. Or my favorite, khakis. Shipboard camo is the biggest scam ever. Besides ubamba in the whitehouse, that is.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 14, 2014 07:19 PM (OONaw)

408 Canuckistan is weird fucking place.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 09:26 PM (0aw4+)

There is some national food-safety regulation that states basically that only dark-colored soft drinks can be caffeinated. I think the premise behind it is that the caffeine is colas came from the kola nut, which also gave it the dark color. But they sell Red Bull and all those other crappy "energy drinks" here, so WTF?



There probably isn't a sufficiently large groundswell of public opinion to induce the government to change the law. In other words, nobody really gives a shit. No lack of caffeinated beverages out there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2014 07:20 PM (60Q+L)

409 I remember as a youth one of James Burkes' Connections episodes saying how important varieties of beans being introduced to Europe (in the Middle Ages or Renaissance?) because it was a useful new source of protein. Posted by: andycanuck That show was irritating; "Grog invents rock-throwing ... And there you have it - the microprocessor!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 14, 2014 07:20 PM (qrpxS)

410 clean up on isle 402

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:22 PM (esoZV)

411 Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 14, 2014 11:18 PM (+1T7c) Note... that phrase was in the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution... Ergo, no weight of Law behind it.... Having that be equal to the Constitution.... would have allowed the South to use " That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness." to have a rebellion... oh.... wait....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2014 07:22 PM (lZBBB)

412 I think the Black Plague had a little to do with the downfall of the west.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 07:23 PM (2IQGd)

413
Hey, want to go to bed pissed off?

Over at Hotair there's a run down on Hugh Hewitt and Paul Ryan back and forthing over the military pension cuts the Republicans are cheerfully enacting as the sole cut in the porkslide of a budget compromise.

Infuriating pull quote from Ryan justifying this betrayal:

"Elections have consequences."

Like the one you lost, douche?



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2014 07:24 PM (kdS6q)

414 "'The Thing' is a brilliant movie. Carpenter's contributions were a vital ingredient, but, that movie was a freak occurence where many elements and crucial people came together to produce something unique and very rarely matched. 'The Thing' was a group effort, that benefitted from Carpenter's oversight, skill at pacing, atmosphere and streamlining a story."

Also, Carpenter's ability to squeeze a buck till it squeaked.

Part of the reason that _Halloween_ returned such a tidal wave of profit is that it cost so little to make. Carpenter worked the entire shooting schedule for maximum efficiency. A habit he apparently kept for at least a few years after that.

In _The Thing_, the scenes at the ruined burnt Norwegian camp are shot at what was left of the U.S. camp after the explosive pyrotechnic finale. Neatly managed.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 07:26 PM (gqT4g)

415 in re: ship-board camo: I have a pair of mil-surp insulated bib-overalls. The tag says "Navy, Artic Deck Watch Over-Alls". Although they are warm as Hell, they are Army green...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 07:27 PM (JMmQ9)

416 I think the Black Plague had a little to do with the downfall of the west. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 11:23 PM (2IQGd) Raaaaaacist!!1!

Posted by: Race Hustling Poverty Pimp at January 14, 2014 07:27 PM (AymDN)

417 oh.... wait.... Posted by: Romeo13 Yes. If the Declaration of Independence was not a founding document, than I don't know what was, or is. Not binding by law, but the overarching ideas were what the Revolution was fought for. Why the original Articles of Confederation failed, and the Constitution of 1787 was adopted. And the corruption of the idea is what has destroyed the Republic. An excuse to grant favors and power s to interest groups in the name of a false "equality". What could be more "American"? The great intellectual and legal con of the last 50 years.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 14, 2014 07:28 PM (+1T7c)

418 At 400 plus comments- sobody has probably already made this comment, but just in case, Maet are you acutally making the claim that "They Live" is NOT a documentary?

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2014 07:29 PM (KlVdw)

419 @402

Leave it alone. Not a clean up issue. Don't be so touchy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 07:29 PM (tWFaN)

420 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2014 11:24 PM (kdS6q) I think the budget deal reversed the 1% cut to disabled veterans.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 07:29 PM (2IQGd)

421 Shit, I am crushed. An ONT that starts at 8 and we are not going to get to 1000?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 07:30 PM (tWFaN)

422 $5 bin at Walmart. Weird graphics on the cover. I should have knowd.

 

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 11:17 PM

 

 

Interesting. Does that one have the voice over narration in it? It's supposed to be a heavily edited and butchered version. In any event, whatever version you got for $5, it sounds unusual and is not easy to come by... at least it used to be. So, it's worth having for $5 alongside the regular one. I've not seen the broadcast edit. Strange.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 07:30 PM (9gNQd)

423 Ok historians. I need a bit of help. I'm looking for a reference book, online or anywhere else, that deals with the Polish Military's various overseas military missions from the end of the Polish-Soviet war, up to the start of World War II.>>

This may not be what you want but it's online and free. And it also may give clues to better searches.

https://archive.org/details/PolandRussiaAndGreatBritain19411945

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 07:31 PM (TI3xG)

424 Also, Carpenter's ability to squeeze a buck till it squeaked. read that Roger Corman, King of the B Flicks, was of a similar talent ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 14, 2014 07:32 PM (hrU8o)

425 I thought some of the Connections connections were a bit tenuous but I still loved it for all the history in every show. BTW, the entire series is on YouTube (with Burke's blessing I've read).

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 14, 2014 07:33 PM (Rax2C)

426 417 At 400 plus comments- sobody has probably already made this comment, but just in case, Maet are you acutally making the claim that "They Live" is NOT a documentary?

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 14, 2014 11:29 PM (KlVdw)


Nah - it's just good old human entertainment and a - HEY GET THOSE SUNGLASSES OUT OF HERE!!

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 14, 2014 07:33 PM (XkotV)

427 Shit, I am crushed. An ONT that starts at 8 and we are not going to get to 1000? Posted by: Nip Sip I blame Bush, don't you? And the Western Morons. They are not pulling their weight tonight.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 14, 2014 07:33 PM (+1T7c)

428 From Jamie Dupree's write up on the Omnibus Bill: Page 321: "None of the funds appropriated in this, or any other Act, may be obligated or expended by the United States Government for the direct personal benefit of the President of Afghanistan."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:34 PM (DmNpO)

429 Page 185: "None of the funds made available in this Act shall be used in any way whatsoever to support or justify the use of torture by any official or contract employee of the United States Government"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:34 PM (DmNpO)

430 I doubt such a scenario would result in large scale gun battles out of WW2. Also the cannibalism... yea... I dunno about that, heh.

Posted by: KG at January 14, 2014 11:13 PM (IPz9m)



I don't. Hungry people do desperate things, and the biggest animal in North America that isn't used to being hunted is...us.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 07:34 PM (xa1/W)

431 Page 461: "None of the funds made available in this Act may be used by the Internal Revenue Service to target groups for regulatory scrutiny based on their ideological beliefs."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:34 PM (DmNpO)

432 Does Killing Rommel ever show up in the $5 DVD bin at Walmart? If it does, I'm all over that shit like a hobo on a bologna sammich...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)

433 Page 1455: "None of the funds provided to the National Railroad Passenger Corporation may be used to fund any overtime costs in excess of $35,000 for any individual employee" In excess of $35k?!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:36 PM (DmNpO)

434 Hey y'all.  Been working on a Pinewood Derby car.  Race is this weekend.

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 07:36 PM (G8OL9)

435 Don't go! Don't go! It's a hunting show!!!

Posted by: a moron screaming at GGE as he gets into the alien spaceship at January 14, 2014 07:37 PM (Rax2C)

436 432 That is some sweet overtime. Of course, what is the base employee salary the NRPC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 07:38 PM (TGgNi)

437 What does Xanax do?

Posted by: lindafell at January 14, 2014 07:38 PM (PGO8C)

438 @ 402 Obama has kicked these people's collective asses. We are seeing the death of a failed ideology and a Party. In 10 years, the only election that counts will be the Democrat primary. Republicans are dying off literally and be a footnote in history.

Posted by: ICP at January 14, 2014 07:38 PM (XcQUE)

439 >>> From Jamie Dupree's write up on the Omnibus Bill:

Nice quotes, but what makes anybody think this means any more than the actual Constitution to the assholes who are making the decisions up there?

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 07:39 PM (G8OL9)

440 Page 81: "none of the funds provided in this Act, may be used by an executive branch agency to produce any prepackaged news story intended for broadcast or distribution in the United States unless the story includes a clear notification within the text or audio of the prepackaged news"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:39 PM (DmNpO)

441 I blame Bush, don't you?>>

I wish some bush was keeping me to busy to post.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 07:40 PM (TI3xG)

442 What does Xanax do Get you in serious trouble if you're caught with it and no prescription.

Posted by: Panhandler at January 14, 2014 07:40 PM (LqVNJ)

443 428 Page 185: "None of the funds made available in this Act shall be used in any way whatsoever to support or justify the use of torture by any official or contract employee of the United States Government"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 11:34 PM (DmNpO)



Interesting -- so it's still ok to throw a $50 on the table and casually announce to the air, "I think the prisoner has too many fingers" ....and charge it off as "entertainment expense"?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 07:40 PM (T1005)

444 My son is suppose to be building a pinewood derby car for the following weekend here. Big winter camp out is this weekend.

Posted by: lindafell at January 14, 2014 07:41 PM (PGO8C)

445 Hey y'all. Been working on a Pinewood Derby car. Race is this weekend.>>

Don't forget the graphite.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 07:41 PM (TI3xG)

446 Page 1: None of the funds of this Act shall be used in any way whatsoever as a birthday present for the for the First Mooch of the United States. 

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 07:43 PM (mSI+k)

447 Interesting. Does that one have the voice over narration in it? It's supposed to be a heavily edited and butchered version. In any event, whatever version you got for $5, it sounds unusual and is not easy to come by... at least it used to be. So, it's worth having for $5 alongside the regular one. I've not seen the broadcast edit. Strange. Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 11:30 PM 98.7% of the movie was exactly as I remembered it from back in the day. The ending set-up was the same, 'cept it was Childs instead of Blair

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 07:43 PM (JMmQ9)

448 Page 197: "None of the funds made available in this Act may be used to maintain or establish a computer network unless such network blocks the viewing, downloading, and exchanging of pornography"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:43 PM (DmNpO)

449 Hey y'all. Been working on a Pinewood Derby car. Race is this weekend.>>

Don't forget the graphite.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 11:41 PM (TI3xG)


And polishing the axles.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2014 07:43 PM (FMbng)

450 Page 1: None of the funds of this Act shall be used in any way whatsoever as a birthday present for the for the First Mooch of the United States. Posted by: If Boehner had balls. *** IF!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:43 PM (DmNpO)

451 NO ONE EXPECTS THE EARLY ONT!!!!

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at January 14, 2014 07:44 PM (Y5I9o)

452 Don't forget the graphite. Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 11:41 PM (TI3xG) and max out weight

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:44 PM (esoZV)

453 Posted by: ICP at January 14, 2014 11:38 PM (XcQUE) Except for the 29 Republican governors and further increases in the House to come. Don't worry, Obamacare will cover your depression treatment. As soon as you meet your 2500 deductible.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 07:45 PM (7jDXZ)

454 tempted to pay $50 for a ticket to a highschool basketball game.

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 07:45 PM (vJdyz)

455 no "voice over" narration

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 07:45 PM (JMmQ9)

456 >>> Don't forget the graphite.

We've got it.  And Jr's cousin is one of the Boy Scouts running the track.  If we get done in time, we get practice runs Friday night.

>>> And polishing the axles.

That's tomorrow.  Got the body mostly formed, got a little more sanding and some gluing, then paint.  And axles.

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 07:46 PM (G8OL9)

457 What does Xanax do? Posted by: lindafell at January 14, 2014 11:38 PM (PGO8C) Olivia Newton John had a pop hit about it in the late 1970's

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:46 PM (esoZV)

458 @ 401 Title IX? You are that much of a throwback? I bet you would take away a woman's right to vote also. You probably did not get much booty in your life.

Posted by: ICP at January 14, 2014 07:46 PM (XcQUE)

459 Obamacare will cover your depression treatment. Is this what the Xanax is for? Is it any good? I'm mean as a prescription.

Posted by: lindafell at January 14, 2014 07:47 PM (PGO8C)

460 Olivia Newton John had a pop hit about it in the late 1970's *** heh. This is better. http://bit.ly/18uWm6i

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:48 PM (DmNpO)

461 444 Hey y'all. Been working on a Pinewood Derby car. Race is this weekend.>>

Don't forget the graphite.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 11:41 PM (TI3xG)

444 Hey y'all. Been working on a Pinewood Derby car. Race is this weekend.>>

Don't forget the graphite.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 11:41 PM (TI3xG)



The axles -- chuck 'em into an electric drill and use progressively finer sandpaper to polish 'em where they'll rub the wheels. Don't forget where they'll rub the wheels' sides. If you have a buffer, go to that after 240.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 07:48 PM (T1005)

462 Boring troll free zone? Evening all. Screwed up,and didn't have my phone on me to take a pic of the truck next to me with 'Impeach Obama' on the tailgate and III% on the side. There was more writing but it was dark. And it wasn't a show off vehicle just to send a message - I guarantee he drives it to work everyday. (And this wasn't bumper sticker size. Took up the gate and both sides.)

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 07:48 PM (Q6HBD)

463 http://tinyurl.com/k86msbd (warning annoying autoplay video) I understand that e-cigs get in the way of the business of selling other smoking cessation products to the public. However, my e-cig has actually gotten me to a year and 5 months without (real) smoking and it has been the easiest quit I have ever tried. Beats the hell out of cold turkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 07:48 PM (TGgNi)

464 Page 2: None of the funds of this Act shall be used to provide guns to drug cartels or criminal organizations.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 07:49 PM (mSI+k)

465

and max out weight...

 

All this advice is spot on- polish the axels by putting them in a drill or drill press and running them out with fine-grained sandpaper.  Graphite where the wheel meets the axel.  If you aren't at the EXACT upper limit of weight, drill some holes in the undercarriage and put fishing weights in there until you are. Also, as I recall weight up front is better than in back.

 

Ah, those where the freakin' days- Good Luck!

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 14, 2014 07:50 PM (X3xYu)

466 @ 42 29 Governorships most of whom are low electoral votes and hick states. Face it, this man who you despise is playing 20th dimensional galactic chess, while you play checkers. It is fun seeing the lamentations of a dying ideology.

Posted by: ICP at January 14, 2014 07:50 PM (XcQUE)

467 I like my ecig. It gives me more nicotine than regular smokes

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 07:51 PM (vJdyz)

468 We had a team building exercise at work that involved  pinewood derby cars. The rules were loose and the car was released by a 1/4" dowel. I convinced my team to cut a 1/4" slot 3/4s up the car so we would be ahead from the start. Lot's of wailing and gnashing of teeth that we were cheating. But in the end it failed since your speed/momentum is built at the top of the track. So the car led right up to the finish line where it was passed by almost everyone. It was fun I thought but I'm not all that competitive when it comes to team building.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 07:51 PM (TI3xG)

469 cthulhu, been using the drill since the first race three years ago.  No buffer though. 

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 07:51 PM (G8OL9)

470 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 11:48 PM (TGgNi) What brand?

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 07:51 PM (Q6HBD)

471 I can see that a pinewood derby among the horde would be pointless

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 14, 2014 07:51 PM (X3xYu)

472 451 Don't forget the graphite.
Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 11:41 PM (TI3xG)

and max out weight

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 11:44 PM (esoZV)



Add the additional weight slightly behind the rear axle, 'cause you want the nose to be quite light.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 07:52 PM (T1005)

473 And the formula for cement that would cure under water. I saw a special a few months ago on... Discovery? TLC? Where they might have replicated it using volcanic ash (I think.) Very cool stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 10:19 PM (TGgNi)


That was never really lost. I remember reading about pozzolan cement in a carbonate rocks course at university circa 1970. But the skills to do it properly as a trade may have been lost after the fall of Rome. You need to have a fair amount of wealth and stable economy to make enough business for cement contractors. And unless you have a ready source of the right kind of ash, all the knowledge in the world won't help you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2014 07:52 PM (60Q+L)

474 It was fun checking out a collective bunch of losers who are part of a dying ideology. This place is like a museum full of ancient relics.

Posted by: ICP at January 14, 2014 07:52 PM (XcQUE)

475 (Actual) Page 461: "None of the funds made available in this Act may be used by the Internal Revenue Service to target groups for regulatory scrutiny based on their ideological beliefs."

(Ideal) Page 661: Additionally, none of the funds made available in this Act may be used to benefit bogus IG "investigations" of targeted groups of regulatory scrutiny based on their ideological beliefs.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 07:53 PM (mSI+k)

476 I was at work until 10:30. I checked in here once when I was having late lunch after 4. I thought of looking at blog while still at work, but decided if I did that IÂ’d need up at work longer. How is everyone tonight? I think Xanax is a tranquilizer like Valium, but milder.

Posted by: Carol at January 14, 2014 07:53 PM (z4WKX)

477 The last pinewood derby when I was in cub scouts, I got screwed because my car wasn't wide enough. Got hung up on the track's  middle rail

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 07:53 PM (vJdyz)

478 Thing is, I have Blu and I wake up feeling much worse than any regular cigarette.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 07:53 PM (Q6HBD)

479 Page 73: "None of the funds appropriated or otherwise made available by this Act may be used for first-class travel by the employees of agencies funded by this Act" How about private air travel? Is that first-class enough to meet with scrutiny?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:54 PM (DmNpO)

480 Oh,,so there is a boring ass troll with daddy issues. Cute.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 07:54 PM (Q6HBD)

481 Page 3: None of the funds of this act are appropriated for the National Park Service.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 07:55 PM (mSI+k)

482 473 It was fun checking out a collective bunch of losers who are part of a dying ideology. This place is like a museum full of ancient relics. Posted by: ICP at January 14, 2014 11:52 PM (XcQUE) So says the slave to the free men and women...

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2014 07:55 PM (WlWt+)

483

 For director John Carpenter, it was an opportunity to turn his acidic criticism of Reaganomics into a major release.


The present has more in common with They Live! than it did 20+ years ago. Still, great movie! One of my favorites.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 14, 2014 07:56 PM (FU6Ae)

484 >>> Also, as I recall weight up front is better than in back.

I've heard both ways on the weight.  Messed it up last year, attached the store-bought weights to the bottom.  Tried to inset it enough, thought we had enough clearance, but we were limited to a few hand tools (stuck in DC, stupid orders). 

The first year, we just put about 20 wood screws in the bottom, they fit flush, and it was easy to add/remove as necessary when the track scale didn't match the one at the house.

This year, going with fishing sinkers melted and embedded, and maybe a few screws for fine adjustments.

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 07:56 PM (G8OL9)

485 470 I can see that a pinewood derby among the horde would be pointless

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 14, 2014 11:51 PM (X3xYu)



My dad actually did most of the work -- we didn't work together well 'cause I was a willful cuss (it is truly amazing how much smarter he got after I moved out....and that this has continued to the present day). But I've got the winning car, and the trophy, and the lessons about approaching problems.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 07:56 PM (T1005)

486 Thing is, I have Blu and I wake up feeling much worse than any regular cigarette.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 11:53 PM (Q6HBD)


go with a real e-cig. Vision Spinner (or Ego T) and maybe a PT or an Aspire tank. And then you can go crazier with something like a Provari

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 07:56 PM (vJdyz)

487 Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 11:54 PM (Q6HBD)


Evidently, it's a "Juggalo," whatever the fuck that is.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2014 07:56 PM (VFbB9)

488 So Sean Penn[53yo son of a commie, fan of Hugo Chavez] is doinking Chaleze Theron a 28yo actress. he is getting rid of his 65 firearms[/] to still be able to get some way fresh poon I'd prolly just move my collection to a vacation home, cuz she'll dump him when he is 60yo and she is 35. and 65 firearms is kind of a lot

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:56 PM (esoZV)

489 You have to at least know how to spell Syracuse , know that Austrians speak German, know how to pronounce corpsman, know that the Americans did not liberate Auschwitz and not have Iran and Russia punk you before you could be considered capable of playing tic tac toe much less chess.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 07:56 PM (XdAzY)

490 Also, Carpenter's ability to squeeze a buck till it squeaked.

Part of the reason that _Halloween_ returned such a tidal wave of profit is that it cost so little to make. Carpenter worked the entire shooting schedule for maximum efficiency. A habit he apparently kept for at least a few years after that.

In _The Thing_, the scenes at the ruined burnt Norwegian camp are shot at what was left of the U.S. camp after the explosive pyrotechnic finale. Neatly managed.

 

Posted by: torquewrench at January 14, 2014 11:26 PM

 

Yep, though "The Thing" was a hell of a lot more expensive than anything he'd done. It was actually a generous low budget flick that got upped to become a relatively big budget movie upon it's release. But, Carpenter did manage the bucks very well, even after the increases to get maximum value. The biggest expenses, IIRC ended up being for FX, as they were woefully under allocated to begin with (studio- low budget monster B movie = dude in rubber suit, right?) ... but mostly the location shooting. Those guys were up there for months and had to ship the film back for processing and continue shooting with footage unseen. The Norwegian camp set is a good example of cost reduction, as is the way they did a lot of interiors. They put the actors in a refrigerator set to keep the cold vibe realistic and obvious. Those dudes froze their asses off for that movie. No bullshit CGI.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 07:57 PM (9gNQd)

491 oops

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 07:57 PM (esoZV)

492 Page 4: None of the funds of this Act are appropriated for the NLRB as long as the court determined, illegitimate appointees of the POTUS remain in their positions.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 07:57 PM (mSI+k)

493 So sad, Justified ending after season 6, oh well might as well end before the shark is jumped.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2014 07:58 PM (WdbF7)

494 and 65 firearms is kind of a lot Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 11:56 PM (esoZV) Are you a Communist?

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 07:58 PM (4JkHl)

495 So Sean Penn[53yo son of a commie, fan of Hugo Chavez] is doinking Chaleze Theron a 28yo actress. *** Charlize Theron is almost 40

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:59 PM (DmNpO)

496 >>> Add the additional weight slightly behind the rear axle, 'cause you want the nose to be quite light.

We're building this car backwards - rear axle is closer to the end than the front.  He wants a landspeeder, and I'm trying to get enough curve to look right but still sit right at the start (and finish) gate.  But most of the weight will be in the back.

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 07:59 PM (G8OL9)

497 >>>Charlize Theron is almost 40<<<


28 sounded waaaaay off.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 08:00 PM (mSI+k)

498 CIA employees use business cards, but they don't say 'CIA'


sneaky, they are; cloaked in an aura of mystery and intrigue

Posted by: Fingers Filner, feeling fine at January 14, 2014 08:00 PM (omBWL)

499 no "voice over" narration

 

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 11:45 PM

 

 

Whatever it is, it's unusual. Worth the purchase.

Posted by: otho at January 14, 2014 08:01 PM (9gNQd)

500 469 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 11:48 PM (TGgNi) What brand? Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 11:51 PM (Q6HBD I have been using the cartridges with a 7's (http://www.my7s.com/). I got a hybrid (to use either the liquid or the cartridges), but after the first vaporizer (which worked well) the subsequent ones did not work so hot (they have since redesigned these.) However, the cartridge with the V.High nicotine level are the closest to a cigarette level nicotine I have ever tried. Took care of the cravings when I just wanted to smoke, especially when working.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 08:01 PM (TGgNi)

501 28 sounded waaaaay off. *** Frankly, it seems like she's been around so long that she should be older than 38.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:01 PM (DmNpO)

502 ...but Charlieze's Perfect Ass is only 24


defies time and space, it does.   Also does tricks, but that's another story...

Posted by: Fingers Filner, feeling fine at January 14, 2014 08:01 PM (omBWL)

503 Any pink cars at your derby?

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:02 PM (4JkHl)

504 I can see that a pinewood derby among the horde would be pointless

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurb


Not if the rules were made sufficiently interesting it wouldn't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 14, 2014 08:02 PM (qrpxS)

505 Pinewood Deathrace 2000...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 08:03 PM (vHRtU)

506 Not if the rules were made sufficiently interesting it wouldn't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2014 12:02 AM (qrpxS)


All cars must be a form of weasel.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2014 08:03 PM (VFbB9)

507 What was it about the 60's and 70's that gave people such... flair? for their decorating choices?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 10:46 PM (TGgNi)

Probably the same forces at work that cause everybody today to drive around in either a small SUV, or a car shaped like a bar of soap...mostly it's what's on offer. You choose that which least disgusts you, sometimes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2014 08:04 PM (60Q+L)

508 I have no clue what is allowed in a pinewood derby kit. But if it's just nails for the axles roll them between 2 flat pieces of metal to take out any slight curve before the polishing with the drill. We had a dremel tool and used a sanding drum to spin the wheel at high speed to do the final seating of the wheel to the axle.

Of course we also lost YMMV.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 08:04 PM (TI3xG)

509 go with a real e-cig. Vision Spinner (or Ego T) and maybe a PT or an Aspire tank. And then you can go crazier with something like a Provar Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 11:56 PM (vJdyz) I knew there was something better. I don't know if a moron posted the vid of a smoke lung against a healthy lung being inflated. That shit was disturbing. Evidently, it's a "Juggalo," whatever the fuck that is. Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2014 11:56 PM (VFbB9) No shit? If it is he is a proven fricking waste. They have been trying and trying for at least 15 years. Maybe dressing like a fat ass clown with a skinny suck up isn't the best career move. I hate those losers. They're even worse than goth kiddies.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 08:04 PM (Q6HBD)

510 Are you a Communist? Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 11:58 PM (4JkHl) no, but I'D really like to be at the 70+ firearms count. That came out wrong. The point is a commie with 65 guns, and /ditching them for poon

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 08:04 PM (esoZV)

511 My problem was wheel,alignment.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:05 PM (4JkHl)

512 Charlize is 38, born in 1975. I looked it up on IMDB. IÂ’m sure I missed all the comments about KSMÂ’s manifesto that is breaking news on the Kelly File rerun, it was 35 pages & two more are coming. I will go look at comments.

Posted by: Carol at January 14, 2014 08:05 PM (z4WKX)

513 Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 12:04 AM (Q6HBD)


I based that on the "ICP" moniker it was using.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2014 08:05 PM (VFbB9)

514 I will never look at Charlize Theron the same. She is attractive to me now as she was in Monster.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 14, 2014 08:05 PM (XdAzY)

515 How to spice up a pinewood derby, do we go nudity or explosives?

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:06 PM (4JkHl)

516 491 Page 4: None of the funds of this Act are appropriated for the NLRB as long as the court determined, illegitimate appointees of the POTUS remain in their positions.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 11:57 PM (mSI+k)



Cut to the chase: "None of the funds of this act are appropriated to any agency or purpose that does not have a representative show up to the floor of the fucking House on his/her knees, beg for funding, and receive 218 affirmative votes from Representatives in attendance."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 08:07 PM (T1005)

517 >>>Frankly, it seems like she's been around so long that she should be older than 38<<<


Very true. I was pretty sure she was a couple years older than me. And looking up her movie credits, the first thing I really recall her from was The Devil's Advocate in '97. I was still in high school.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 08:07 PM (mSI+k)

518 >>I based that on the "ICP" moniker it was using. Posted by: Country Singer I thought it was an abbreviation for "Idiot Cock Puffer"

Posted by: Aviator at January 14, 2014 08:07 PM (DI+ja)

519 But most of the weight will be in the back. Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 11:59 PM (G8OL9) I did really well with my cars shape but but crushed since I was at 60% of the max weight

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 08:07 PM (esoZV)

520 Laws #3, #4  -n- #5 are why underground devious ways to steal your time never really goes out of style -- it just gets a new name every so often.



something that ends with an "ism."

Posted by: jc at January 14, 2014 08:07 PM (PlzOe)

521 Posted by: Aviator at January 15, 2014 12:07 AM (DI+ja)

Same thing.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2014 08:08 PM (VFbB9)

522 "Bullying In The Workplace" what's that, you axe? It's the next bullshit idea the Left plans to impose upon us.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 08:08 PM (LTbh7)

523 >>> Any pink cars at your derby?

Ha!  No, judging from the demographics around here, I expect to see lots of red-white-and-green.

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 08:08 PM (G8OL9)

524 David Goldman ‏@guntrustlawyer 2m 'Smart' AR-15 sure to give gun prohibitionist lobby a case of the vapors http://fb.me/3hduvkLWV

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:08 PM (DmNpO)

525 493 and 65 firearms is kind of a lot Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 11:56 PM (esoZV) Are you a Communist? Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 11:58 PM (4JkHl) I'm waiting for the report that a left wing friend of Chavez and Castro had an arsenal.. ARSENAL!!! Different strokes for different political stripes I guess.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 08:08 PM (Q6HBD)

526 Squirrel Nut Zippers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeNM2a4fXmM for all you pine box derby fans ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 14, 2014 08:09 PM (hrU8o)

527 oh, look, 189 new Tweets see how i"m ignoring them

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 08:09 PM (JMmQ9)

528 I knew there was something better. I don't know if a moron posted the vid of a smoke lung against a healthy lung being inflated. That shit was disturbing.

Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 12:04 AM (Q6HBD)


yeah, vape scene has gotten pretty crazy the last few years. I'm personally a fan of the bottom coil tanks. As for batteries, I still use my ego-t passthrough.


And for liquid, your guess is as good as mine. I personally like Gorilla Juice and Boba's Bounty from Alien Visions and Five Pawns's line is really good (though their stuff is "premium priced"). Better off looking reading people's reviews on http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/ and trying a bunch of shit

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 08:10 PM (vJdyz)

529 Bomber, Adams Morgan?

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:10 PM (4JkHl)

530 I expect to see lots of red-white-and-green. Posted by: Bomber at January 15, 2014 12:08 AM (G8OL9) muzzie colors or Irish?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 08:10 PM (esoZV)

531 Very true. I was pretty sure she was a couple years older than me. And looking up her movie credits, the first thing I really recall her from was The Devil's Advocate in '97. I was still in high school. *** The first film I remember seeing her in was That Thing You Do which was about the same time at The Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:11 PM (DmNpO)

532 Thankfully, I'm not a twit. Seems like a time suck exrraordinaire.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 08:11 PM (ojnk6)

533 523 David Goldman ‏@guntrustlawyer 2m 'Smart' AR-15 sure to give gun prohibitionist lobby a case of the vapors http://fb.me/3hduvkLWV Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 12:08 AM (DmNpO) When will they be smart enough just to hit the lawyers?

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:12 PM (4JkHl)

534
So Sean Penn is doinking Chaleze Theron



He's a Trot, but he has a pretty amazing wining streak with dopey but hot celebs.

Scarlet Johanson and Jewel in her prime?  'Taint fair McGee.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2014 08:12 PM (kdS6q)

535 I'm out for the night.  0600 comes too early these days.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 14, 2014 08:12 PM (VFbB9)

536 529 I expect to see lots of red-white-and-green.
Posted by: Bomber at January 15, 2014 12:08 AM (G8OL9)

muzzie colors or Irish?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 15, 2014 12:10 AM (esoZV)



I'm guessing it's a sideways reference to the number of gingers.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 08:12 PM (T1005)

537 I wonder if Theron has seen pics of Penn bailing out New Orleans with his red Solo cup. That oughta make her hot for him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:13 PM (DmNpO)

538 Extraordinare.....damnit!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 08:13 PM (ojnk6)

539 >>> Adams Morgan?

???

>>> muzzie colors or Irish?

South of the border.  But I married into it, so we could go that route too if we wanted.

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 08:13 PM (G8OL9)

540 Bombers in DC, those are mexican colors

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:13 PM (4JkHl)

541 I'm waiting for the report that a left wing friend of Chavez and Castro had an arsenal.. ARSENAL!!! Different strokes for different political stripes I guess. Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 12:08 AM (Q6HBD) Since I'm a peep of the gun,.... technically if none are the same it is a collection. Arsenals have alot of repeats of the exact same gun. I'm a collector w/ no repeats. Hi Sue at the NSA, check my 4473's

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 08:13 PM (esoZV)

542 When will they be smart enough just to hit the lawyers? *** Well, perhaps not that one. He's a big fan of guns and the 2A.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:14 PM (DmNpO)

543 only problem with going digital with me is that it really doesn't leave my lips till I lay down for the night. I puff all day

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 08:14 PM (vJdyz)

544 In High school shop we did a fun version of the pinewood derby cars. They were powered by a CO2 cartridge and ran along a string down a long hall.  So minimizing weight was the goal. The only way it would have been better would have been Estes rocket motors.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 08:14 PM (TI3xG)

545 >>> Adams Morgan?

NW Illinois. 

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 08:14 PM (G8OL9)

546 I'm in falls church. The collective here frowns on events that aren't Internationale.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:15 PM (4JkHl)

547 Sweet Fancy Moses! It appears that Alec Baldwin's young wife has managed to be an even bigger asshole then he is ... http://tinyurl.com/mpt8gfp 'Just created a major scene': Unconcerned Hilaria Baldwin stops traffic in New York to complete yoga pose in middle of street

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2014 08:15 PM (aTXUx)

548 Nite all. Had an early meeting at work, time for bed now. The loverly dog got me up @ 6 am! Talked to my Dad last nite, Mom is doing no better. If you pray please send some good wishes her way. GN horde, sleep well.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 14, 2014 08:15 PM (eBupg)

549 yeah, vape scene has gotten pretty crazy the last few years. I'm personally a fan of the bottom coil tanks. As for batteries, I still use my ego-t passthrough. And for liquid, your guess is as good as mine. I personally like Gorilla Juice and Boba's Bounty from Alien Visions and Five Pawns's line is really good (though their stuff is "premium priced"). Better off looking reading people's reviews on http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/ and trying a bunch of shit Posted by: The Dude at January 15, 2014 12:10 AM (vJdyz) I've gotten invited to Vape parties.. Hell no. But thanks for the info.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 08:15 PM (Q6HBD)

550 >>>Cut to the chase: "None of the funds of this act are appropriated to any agency or purpose that does not have a representative show up to the floor of the fucking House on his/her knees, beg for funding, and receive 218 affirmative votes from Representatives in attendance."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 12:07 AM (T1005)<<<


While I would 100% agree with that, we know that a majority or the Repubes would never support it.

But defunding the NLRB until it obeys court orders, making SCOAMF pay for his own damn vacation gifts for his wife, cutting off the funding for the NPS (because apparently they had enough $$$ to buy barricades, etc) are things that almost anyone (especially the general public) could support.

Then send it to Dingy Harry and let them say we couldn't accept it without all that bullshit.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 08:15 PM (mSI+k)

551 I thought you were here

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:16 PM (4JkHl)

552 Just saw that on wiki, Jean.  I'm on leave right now, avoiding DC until next month.

Posted by: Bomber at January 14, 2014 08:16 PM (G8OL9)

553 and if you want to go crazy with an e-cig, you can always buy a pipe
http://www.epipemods.com/

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 08:17 PM (vJdyz)

554 >>>The first film I remember seeing her in was That Thing You Do which was about the same time at The Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 15, 2014 12:11 AM (DmNpO)<<<


I do remember watching that movie with a neighbor girl I had a thing for, but don't can't really place Charlize in it. Just Liv Tyler.

Posted by: If Boehner had balls... at January 14, 2014 08:19 PM (mSI+k)

555 I'm in falls church. The collective here frowns on events that aren't Internationale. Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 12:15 AM (4JkHl) so Eurotrash does not count, just latins?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 08:19 PM (esoZV)

556 Sweet Fancy Moses! It appears that Alec Baldwin's young wife has managed to be an even bigger asshole then he is ... **** The best she can hope for is to pull equal to him. there's no way she's a BIGGER asshole than him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:19 PM (DmNpO)

557 I do remember watching that movie with a neighbor girl I had a thing for, but don't can't really place Charlize in it. Just Liv Tyler. *** she was the hot snotty chick

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:20 PM (DmNpO)

558 so Eurotrash does not count, just latins? They smoke too much, so they're out.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 08:21 PM (4JkHl)

559 The Farmer at January 15, 2014 12:15 AM (eBupg) May your mother be blessed with health and healing... May she find strength for the fight in the love of her family and friends ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 14, 2014 08:23 PM (hrU8o)

560 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigoes

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2014 08:23 PM (JMmQ9)

561 next time some leftist government-loving asshole talks about income inequality this shit should be thrown right back in their face .......





http://preview.tinyurl.com/jwf2fbe

Posted by: jc at January 14, 2014 08:23 PM (PlzOe)

562 I grew up in the intermountain west. There were always some mexicans about. But what is weird, to me is mexicans in Georgia and Virginia. There were never mexicans there until what 1990? mexicans have no history on the east coast, just Cubans and PuertoRicans

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 08:24 PM (esoZV)

563 552 I checked out the page for the provari and it looks to be well made. The 7s I have now has been great but I have been looking for something a bit better for using the liquid (since it is so much cheaper.) There are just so many products on the market that it is hard to wade through them all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 08:24 PM (TGgNi)

564 Oops  *begone orange, inebriated sock*

>>>she was the hot snotty chick<<<

Yeah. Still nothing. But that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 14, 2014 08:25 PM (mSI+k)

565 Navy Cop Joe, My butt is sitting in Waikiki right now.  Even though you're a damned dirty Democrat. This old Jarhead would be proud to buy you a beer or a scotch if our paths can cross in the next 5 days. OD

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 14, 2014 08:25 PM (arrkE)

566 ... My butt is sitting in Waikiki right now. Even though you're a damned dirty Democrat.... Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 15, 2014 12:25 AM (arrkE) is it even dark there? what is the local time? 5:30?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 08:26 PM (esoZV)

567 Yep it's dark. It's 7:30 Hawaii time.  My body doesn't know that of course.  I got up at 3am Eastern Standard and I am dragging.  First night here and I am going to be at 8 local.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 14, 2014 08:29 PM (arrkE)

568 The Dude, what brand of e-cig do you use?

Posted by: Weirddave at January 14, 2014 08:29 PM (xBps2)

569 I don't smoke since I have asthma But I find it odd that the delivery system used by E-cigs is not used to deliver asthma meds. It seems to fall right between a spray inhaler and a nebulizer that wastes 1/2 of the drug.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 14, 2014 08:29 PM (TI3xG)

570 Conan: Critics accuse President Obama of having Attention Deficit Disorder. Obama responded by saying, “That’s ridiculous. Look---a bird!”

Posted by: Chuck Bednarik at January 14, 2014 08:30 PM (e8kgV)

571

561 I grew up in the intermountain west.

There were always some mexicans about.

But what is weird, to me is mexicans in Georgia and Virginia.

There were never mexicans there until what 1990?
mexicans have no history on the east coast, just Cubans and PuertoRicans

At least here in GA, they came with the residential building boom of the 80's/90's. I have heard some moved back south of the border when it went flat, but plenty have stayed.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 14, 2014 08:35 PM (X3xYu)

572 Goodnight dear horde http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El_zgJrnPmY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:36 PM (DmNpO)

573 jc at January 15, 2014 12:23 AM (PlzOe) Y? Fen's Law ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 14, 2014 08:37 PM (hrU8o)

574 Heh I just went to that e cig forum posted upthread and put clove in the search and the only post made was by Ace of Spades...What a trip!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 14, 2014 08:37 PM (LhAqq)

575 I checked out the page for the provari and it looks to be well made. The 7s I have now has been great but I have been looking for something a bit better for using the liquid (since it is so much cheaper.) There are just so many products on the market that it is hard to wade through them all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2014 12:24 AM (TGgNi)


IMO, I would go with a Vision Spinner or Joytech's Ego Passthrough until you start looking at all the mods. Spinner has a longer life and you can change the voltages but Ego has a USB passthrough so you can vape while it charges.


And tanks, your best best IMO is one of these three

http://bit.ly/1gIkC75 (the tank is plastic which isn't that great)

http://bit.ly/1gIkJQ3

http://bit.ly/1gIkSCW

just buy a few boxes of coils for a tank. Aspire coils last longer than Kangers and their QC is better than Kanger

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 08:40 PM (vJdyz)

576 Arrivederci, NDH.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 14, 2014 08:41 PM (mSI+k)

577 The Dude, what brand of e-cig do you use?

Posted by: Weirddave at January 15, 2014 12:29 AM (xBps2)


Joytech's Ego passthrough for battery and right now I'm using a Kanger Protank 3.

Atm puffing on some Gorilla Juice from Alien Visions

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 08:42 PM (vJdyz)

578 Pinewood derby, so cool for the cubs.  Graphite, check, weight check, getting your car run into on the way to derby, check.

Yeah, asshole ran into me on the way to the derby, son had to walk to church.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 14, 2014 08:42 PM (tWFaN)

579 The movie that burned Charlize Theron into the male consciousness was 'Two Days in the Valley,' where she played girlfriend to psycho James Spader and had a catfight with Teri Hatcher.

A not very notable Pulp Fiction knock-off but nobody forgot Charlize, even if they couldn't remember the title of the movie.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 08:43 PM (bPxS6)

580 Did anyone comment on KSMÂ’s manifesto? I heard about it on Kelly File Rerun. I had Mark Levin on at work but his website wasnÂ’t working at least only work computer, so I listened to him via local radio showÂ’s site & it runs from 7 to 10 pm . They broke into news but nothing that caught my attention.

Posted by: Carol at January 14, 2014 08:44 PM (z4WKX)

581 Theron was hot as fuck in the under-rated Reindeer Games

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 08:45 PM (vJdyz)

582 Shouldn't they have the ability to change if/when necessary? The military seems to have a one-size-fits-all jones, even if the reality of it is either impractical or expensive.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 14, 2014 08:46 PM (itCai)

583 E-cig review site in nic. This guy's played around with the adjustable voltage ecigs as well. Moron™ friendly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 14, 2014 08:46 PM (qrpxS)

584 just buy a few boxes of coils for a tank. Aspire coils last longer than Kangers and their QC is better than Kanger Posted by: The Dude at January 15, 2014 12:40 AM (vJdyz) See, that is what gets me. I have to buy coils and a tank to have nicotine? And i'm sure it isn't as bad as a I think, but it sounds like I have to carry a meth lab around for nicotine. (No disrespect, i am sure it is a lot more gentle than I am thnking.)

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 08:46 PM (Q6HBD)

585 Posted by: The Dude at January 15, 2014 12:45 AM (vJdyz) She was hot as hell during the holiday season where they played her commercial 1 out of 2. Penn kills it though.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 08:49 PM (Q6HBD)

586 It was fun checking out a collective bunch of losers who are part of a dying ideology. Been to Kos' site recently, I see...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 14, 2014 08:49 PM (itCai)

587 not a fan of The Chive but daaaaaaamn

http://bit.ly/1gImP2j



See, that is what gets me. I have to buy coils and a tank to have nicotine?

And i'm sure it isn't as bad as a I think, but it sounds like I have to carry a meth lab around for nicotine.

(No disrespect, i am sure it is a lot more gentle than I am thnking.)

Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 12:46 AM (Q6HBD)

coils are just part that fits under the tank. They're wicks. Not much different than a oil lamp


They will last you about a week each depending on what kind of juice you're smoking


Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 08:49 PM (vJdyz)

588 37 Several of Spengler's ULs seemed on point, but, most, were just meh. I was singularly unimpressed, which I am sure bothers him not a bit of a whit. I must confess that philosophical musings postulated and presented as Universal Truths or Laws leave me cold.

===

Agreed.  When I read them I could see James Spader on "The Blacklist" delivering each one in that infuriating "I'm so jaded, murderous and cynical at the same time" deadpan or his "One size fits all-knowing smirk". 

Spare us your all-knowing, jaded, cynical smirkiness, Spengler.


Posted by: RamaLama at January 14, 2014 08:54 PM (BYZzw)

589 For the vaping hoard: Got a reco for w simple, cartridge expendable vaping system? I've tried the add vaping juice and change heating elements versions, didn't care for them. A simple use and replace system reco would be appreciated.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 08:56 PM (ojnk6)

590 Posted by: The Dude at January 15, 2014 12:49 AM (vJdyz) Thanks. Something to look into at work tomorow.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 08:57 PM (Q6HBD)

591 Is this something?  According Florida resident and Concealed Carry holder John Filippidis he was stopped in Maryland and detained because he didn't have the gun on him.  He was asked where the gun was over and over but the cops wouldn't accept his answer that it was in his Florida home in a safe.  There justification was that his wife couldn't confirm his story since she didn't know where the gun was.

There has to be more here or I hope there is.  I have Concealed Carry in WA but my family is back in the Socialist Republic of Illinois.  Do I need to worry about my next Christmas visit?

http://tinyurl.com/mkekwv9

Posted by: bestie21 at January 14, 2014 08:58 PM (AzO5R)

592 451 and max out weight Meh. I'm not convinced. When I did it, my car did fine at the light end of the scale, til the wheels fell off in the final. Seems to me some fellow named Galileo had a thing or two to say about rolling weighted stuff down an inclined plane. Were I doing it now, I'd try to rig up a three wheeler to cut down on rolling resistance.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2014 09:00 PM (nhIFl)

593

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 12:56 AM (ojnk6)

nothing on the market like that.





That face and it's the first time seeing a statue with a bush (obviously NSFW)
http://bit.ly/1gIoOnp

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 09:01 PM (vJdyz)

594 Thanks. Something to look into at work tomorow. Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 12:57 AM (Q6HBD) my work blocks the chive and the brigade as 'tasteless' the berry still works though

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 09:03 PM (esoZV)

595 Bestie, I have a GA CC permit but break my car weapon down and put different parts in different places in my car when driving to IL (home state). YMMV.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 09:03 PM (ojnk6)

596 http://tinyurl.com/mkekwv9

Posted by: bestie21 at January 15, 2014 12:58 AM (AzO5R)


His wife definitely contributed to his screwing in this case.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 14, 2014 09:04 PM (XkotV)

597 Posted by: bestie21 at January 15, 2014 12:58 AM (AzO5R) don't go to anti gun states ny IL MA Maryland, FU? I have a non resident UT CCW good in 38 states, baby!

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 09:06 PM (esoZV)

598

590 Is this something?

 

That seems insane to me- I have travelled through at least 18 states by car since I got my CC (frequently unarmed, depending on my route  . How did Maryland know? Are the states sharing this info across state lines? (Hell now I sound naive)

 

 

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 14, 2014 09:07 PM (X3xYu)

599 His wife definitely contributed to his screwing in this case. Posted by: Mætenloch at January 15, 2014 01:04 AM (XkotV) yep wife fucked him but giving up his CCW, that a fukkin panty waist right there cold dead hands there bro.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 09:12 PM (esoZV)

600 #597

It depends if you've fallen under under the interest of a federal agency. As it now appears that feds can now target citizens for harassment with complete impunity, as indicated by the pretend investigation into IRS misdeeds.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 09:12 PM (bPxS6)

601 592 Gotta be something. I can't be the only moron that wants a simple, straightforward product. Who wants to have to be both a mechanic and a chemist in order to vape?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 09:16 PM (ojnk6)

602 595 His wife definitely contributed to his screwing in this case.

Yeah I agree that her second statement was stupid.  I can imagine a middle age female tax payer flipping out when a state trooper is asking these questions though.  I'm going to assume she might not have been completely ok with his CC in the first place.

However as BunkerinTheBurbs asked: how did they know and more importantly is this the future?  Even in WA where I have my CC I have never been asked where my gun is.  I got my CC mainly to allow me to carry my gun and the ammo together on the way to the range otherwise it's usually safe at home.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 14, 2014 09:16 PM (AzO5R)

603 Gotta be something. I can't be the only moron that wants a simple, straightforward product. Who wants to have to be both a mechanic and a chemist in order to vape?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 01:16 AM (ojnk6)


well, I shouldn't say there isn't "anything" on the market like that as Joyetech do make cartridges but you really don't want those as they're a pain in the ass to fill, they're messy which you lead you to a mouth full of hot juice and they're really expensive.

http://bit.ly/1gItslb

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 09:20 PM (vJdyz)

604 how did they know and more importantly is this the future? Posted by: bestie21 at January 15, 2014 01:16 AM (AzO5R) fukkin maryland yo. Cops in Wyoming don't do this shit. wonder why

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 09:21 PM (esoZV)

605 NCIC can be configured to return your CCW status with a license plate check. So, yes, certain states may have jackbooted officers who could harass you. Rental cars are your friend.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 09:23 PM (4JkHl)

606 anyone catch the retired cop in Tampa who shot the guy who threw popcorn on him? he is now 71yo and retired in 1993 so captain tactical retired at age 50yo or so. your tax dollars....

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 09:25 PM (esoZV)

607 Understood TD. I'm looking for a system that allows one to tose a used up cartridge and insert a new one. Simple, clean, efficient. Any recos out there for something this simple?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 09:25 PM (ojnk6)

608 When the Canadian border guys asked if I owned any guns! and my answer was a straight faced NO. I was glad my wife was asleep.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 09:26 PM (4JkHl)

609

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 01:25 AM (ojnk6)


nope, not unless you want to use the Blu thing

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 09:27 PM (vJdyz)

610

Cops in Wyoming don't do this shit.

 

AFAIK they don't here in GA either. I keep my permit with my driver's license- and have handed both (intentionally) to more than one LEO at roadblocks- 'round here it seems to quickly separate the lawful from the lawless... but this ain't Maryland.

 

(mental note to give the wife a refresher course on what to say at a stop, not that she needs one)

 

 

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 14, 2014 09:28 PM (X3xYu)

611 Because the sole purpose of the maleof any species is to fuck, fight, and die. That's it. All else? Zip, Nada. Yeah, but in between fucking and fighting we used to play Back Alley.* Doesn't count? *-Spades where, trump and cards dealt, changes.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 14, 2014 09:29 PM (U7UF5)

612 Thanks TD. And the Blu thing is bad..why?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 09:29 PM (ojnk6)

613 Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at January 15, 2014 01:28 AM (X3xYu) I'm in a free sate, unless they ask me to get out of the car I don't mention CCW. which is the rules

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 09:31 PM (esoZV)

614 Spengler's Universal Truth, #24: Only morons claim to know universal truths.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at January 14, 2014 09:35 PM (dTh2r)

615 Thanks TD. And the Blu thing is bad..why?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 01:29 AM (ojnk6)


everything is seriously overpriced with them (they can eat a dick for maybe 4ml of juice for $10-13), the throat hit you get from their stuff is crap and the battery life is weak so you need more than an extra back up.

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 09:36 PM (vJdyz)

616 I've only been stopped twice while holding a CCW here in GA (12 years). Each time, I rolled down the windows, lit up the dome light, and put the keys on the dash and both hands on the wheel. I mwd3 sure to tell the Officer that I had a CCW and asked how would you like to proceed? Both times resulted in passes and discussions about preferred carry guns.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 09:38 PM (ojnk6)

617 I can easily imagine writing a book where CA, IL, NY, CT, and a few other 'bluest of the blue' states go full-retard and turn themselves into Detroit writ large.....and the US, having returned to its sanity, now has to recapture and reintegrate the progressive hellholes they have become.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 09:41 PM (T1005)

618 I dont know if I can take another three years of Hillary! for pres.
This shits gotta stop.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 14, 2014 09:42 PM (+czHt)

619 cthulhu, I can see CA basically fracturing, with the areas that are not urban hell holes becoming walled enclaves or virtual walled enclaves. Where you have a sticker, a license plate reader, or even a cell phone tag that IDs you as a resident and all others are harassed by private security/local cops mercilessly.

Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2014 09:46 PM (4JkHl)

620 615 I've only been stopped twice while holding a CCW here in GA (12 years). Each time, I rolled down the windows, lit up the dome light, and put the keys on the dash and both hands on the wheel. I mwd3 sure to tell the Officer that I had a CCW and asked how would you like to proceed? Both times resulted in passes and discussions about preferred carry guns.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 01:38 AM (ojnk6)



I knew a guy in High School who was in the back seat of a car that was pulled-over and thought it would be funny if he got the CHP with a squirt gun. Amazingly enough, there were no casualties. If I were the cop's boss, I'd've put him in situational awareness training, 'cause I wouldn't want to lose anyone on my team.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 09:48 PM (T1005)

621 618 cthulhu,

I can see CA basically fracturing, with the areas that are not urban hell holes becoming walled enclaves or virtual walled enclaves. Where you have a sticker, a license plate reader, or even a cell phone tag that IDs you as a resident and all others are harassed by private security/local cops mercilessly.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2014 01:46 AM (4JkHl)



I take it that you're not a resident.....nobody walks anywhere in CA, so neighborhoods that are "elite" and "lawless gang turf" can coexist within walking distance -- frequently in the space of across the street or within a couple of buildings (it's quite common for the main drag of a place to be safe, but parking your car on a side street five-houses away is an invitation to having it robbed).

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 09:53 PM (T1005)

622 615
I've only been stopped twice while holding a CCW here in GA (12 years).
Each time, I rolled down the windows, lit up the dome light, and put the
keys on the dash and both hands on the wheel. I mwd3 sure to tell the
Officer that I had a CCW and asked how would you like to proceed? Both
times resulted in passes and discussions about preferred carry guns.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 15, 2014 01:38 AM (ojnk6)


That's because you looked and sounded imminently sensible from the get-go.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 09:55 PM (T1005)

623 boom! clock strikes

Posted by: the snarkster at January 14, 2014 09:56 PM (esoZV)

624 615 I've only been stopped twice while holding a CCW

Did you have the gun in the vehicle at the time? 

I totally agree with you that if I had my handgun with me I would disclose my CCW and the location of the gun.  However, if it is at home why must I disclose the CCW and more importantly why would the cop just assume I was breaking the law in another state?

In this state it seems like almost everyone east of the Seattle has a CCW.  I've been stopped in traffic since I got mine and the cops never even ask.



Posted by: bestie21 at January 14, 2014 09:57 PM (AzO5R)

625 missed buying this on Sub's site and really want this but I'm having a hard time pulling the trigger on it (not a first edition and the edition size is too big at 750)

http://bit.ly/Ki80bt


Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 10:00 PM (vJdyz)

626 True, and adding being respectful to boot didn't hurt. They didn't know I had it by tag or license. I just told them and they appreciated it. It went a long way to not being charged, correctly, for the speeding charges I could have gotten. They dislike disrespectful assholes and tend to like those eho respect authority properly exercised. Nothing too tough to figure out about this.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 10:04 PM (ojnk6)

627 Night all. Here is "Evening Star" by Judas Priest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjkAeMf3Lwo

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 14, 2014 10:05 PM (AymDN)

628 601 595 His wife definitely contributed to his screwing in this case.

Yeah I agree that her second statement was stupid. I can imagine a middle age female tax payer flipping out when a state trooper is asking these questions though. I'm going to assume she might not have been completely ok with his CC in the first place.

However as BunkerinTheBurbs asked: how did they know and more importantly is this the future? Even in WA where I have my CC I have never been asked where my gun is. I got my CC mainly to allow me to carry my gun and the ammo together on the way to the range otherwise it's usually safe at home.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 15, 2014 01:16 AM (AzO5R)



When the guy saw how things were going down, he could have switched tactics: "where we live, there are fuckin' BEARS wandering around. If you think I'm going to hear her [pointing at wife] screaming, come outside, and see a fuckin' BEAR gnawin' on her, call 9-1-1, and then just watch -- well, you've got a fuckin' screw loose. But I left the gun back down in the house, 'cause -- last I heard -- there weren't any bears 'round here......are there?"

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 10:07 PM (T1005)

629 623 I had a Springfield 45 on my right hip in an IWB and immediately told him so. I stepped out of the car, let him remove it and put it in the trunk, and we continued the short stop. The fact that I told him got the whole thing very realxed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 14, 2014 10:13 PM (ojnk6)

630 am i arbitrarily banned?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2014 10:22 PM (q+fqH)

631 629 am i arbitrarily banned?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 15, 2014 02:22 AM (q+fqH)



If you are, join the club.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 14, 2014 10:27 PM (T1005)

632 ...frequently in the space of across the street or within a couple of buildings (it's quite common for the main drag of a place to be safe, but parking your car on a side street five-houses away is an invitation to having it robbed). The site of the old Del Monte cannery on Auzerais St is a great example. The complex itself is new and clean with decent residents there, but the north end of it almost buts up against the San Carlos St bridge over Los Gatos Creek, which has a small homeless encampment down there, not to mention being a place where graffiti routinely appears and is then painted over on a regular basis. There's a small access street that some of the residents park their cars on, and there has been evidence in the past that cars have been broken into, in the form of pieces of shattered safety glass on the ground.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 14, 2014 10:30 PM (itCai)

633 You aren't anybody unless you've been banned.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 10:38 PM (qUS+/)

634 time to head off and do some reading (Dead Harvest by Chris Holm)

Posted by: The Dude at January 14, 2014 10:40 PM (vJdyz)

635 The site of the old Del Monte cannery on Auzerais St is a great example. The complex itself is new and clean with decent residents there, but the north end of it almost buts up against the San Carlos St bridge over Los Gatos Creek, which has a small homeless encampment down there, not to mention being a place where graffiti routinely appears and is then painted over on a regular basis. There's a small access street that some of the residents park their cars on, and there has been evidence in the past that cars have been broken into, in the form of pieces of shattered safety glass on the ground.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 15, 2014 02:30 AM (itCai)


I actually know that exact street since it's not very far from my old stomping grounds. And it is a perfect example of how a street can be all shiny and upscale with new condos and shops but then get industrial and sketchy just a block or two away. I expect that as housing prices keep rising you'll see the gentrification of the area start up again.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 14, 2014 10:42 PM (XkotV)

636 You're nobody till somebody bans you
You're nobody till you get canned
You may be king; you may possess the world and its gold
But gold won't bring you happiness when you're a scold

 

Posted by: Desualdo Martinez at January 14, 2014 10:49 PM (R6JT1)

637 What's that smell in here? We have to put squat toilets on the drilling rigs that work the ME or Asia, else the locals will stand on the seat for some high altitude saturation bombing. Headed home from Cameroon. Charles de Gaulle airport is slightly better. I am being snotty and rude so they think I'm a local.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 10:56 PM (NY0b+)

638 Grrr, I have to get that End of Page app Bannion recommended for iPad. If I have to thumb-flip through 650 comments just to find out my weak BS is the last comment I may as well close it up. Comment, Morons. Comment like the wind.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 11:04 PM (NY0b+)

639 That's a Moray!

http://youtu.be/1AieUk2AH4w

Posted by: Desualdo Martinez at January 14, 2014 11:05 PM (R6JT1)

640 637 Grrr, I have to get that End of Page app Bannion recommended for iPad. If I have to thumb-flip through 650 comments just to find out my weak BS is the last comment I may as well close it up. Comment, Morons. Comment like the wind.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 15, 2014 03:04 AM (NY0b+)


Just select the last visible comment's link and a reload should take you back to that point.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 14, 2014 11:09 PM (XkotV)

641 NC is one of those states where you have to tell the cop that you have the CCW. Most times they are cool with it, but I had one (lady cop) who got all worried looking about it, so I locked it in the console. Once I was going to my unarmed victim zone...I mean, workplace...so I didn't have it, I told the cop I had a CCW but wasn't carrying and he said "Why not?"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 11:10 PM (xa1/W)

642 Maet, that works about half the time.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 14, 2014 11:13 PM (NY0b+)

643 I search on this page for either Minx or alpha

Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha

Posted by: No SMOD, just IPAB at January 14, 2014 11:17 PM (R6JT1)

644 I actually let my CCW permit expire as I rarely conceal carry anymore. I have a gun in the car, loaded and near to hand, and that is perfectly legal in MS (I'm not a lawyer blah blah blah) as your car is considered an extension of your house. Plus we have open carry now, so if I'm going to be isolated well away from the car that's an option too.
 
I rarely leave the state, so reciprocal privileges don't mean much to me at this point. Though if that were to change, I'd go renew it. It costs like $125 for a 4 year permit, so I'm dodging the expense as long as I don't have a good need for it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 11:23 PM (wNF3N)

645 I expect that as housing prices keep rising you'll see the gentrification of the area start up again. Another one is the old Western Pacific yard on William St near 24th. The rails were pulled up and the land sold and developed; brand-spankin' new large homes were built there, but the surrounding area has a reputation for being gang-infested.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 14, 2014 11:23 PM (itCai)

646 Yeah, commenting here on a Kindle has the same problem -- you get sent to top of page and AFAIK there is no end of page app for Kindle. So you gotta stroke stroke stroke that thing once you comment.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2014 11:27 PM (wNF3N)

647 Charlie Theron's mother shot and killed Charlie's father when he was trying to kill Charlie. A gun saved her life but she wants to deny that to others.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 11:39 PM (Qev5V)

648 It seems what penn and women like scarjo and theron have in common is that they are all heavy smokers. Theron has claimed to recently quit but I doubt she could be around penn and not start up again.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 11:57 PM (Qev5V)

649 @645 ... Yep, living that fun right now, it really sux

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 14, 2014 11:58 PM (bS6uW)

650 "where we live, there are fuckin' BEARS wandering around. ...........

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 02:07 AM (T1005)



======


general saying about handguns and bears ..... you need to file the sights off the gun, cuz when the bear shoves it up your ass it will hurt less.

Posted by: jc at January 15, 2014 12:04 AM (PlzOe)

651 561 There were never mexicans there until what 1990?
mexicans have no history on the east coast, just Cubans and PuertoRicans

Until the 86 amnesty....

Posted by: bill-o at January 15, 2014 12:09 AM (AWwDY)

652 649 "where we live, there are fuckin' BEARS wandering
around. ...........



Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 02:07 AM (T1005)


======
general saying about handguns and bears ..... you need to file the sights off the gun, cuz when the bear shoves it up your ass it will hurt less.

Posted by: jc at January 15, 2014 04:04 AM (PlzOe)



That rant wasn't intended to impress actual ursines, it was meant to impress LEOs. In Maryland.



I wouldn't try that on a moose.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 12:11 AM (T1005)

653 A Møøse once bit my sister...

Posted by: cthulhu and the unholy Grail at January 15, 2014 12:14 AM (T1005)

654 That rant wasn't intended to impress actual ursines, it was meant to impress LEOs. In Maryland.



====

I know.   It is just a local longbow/crossbow debate amongst the outdoorsy types regarding handguns/shotguns and bears.   A lot of BS gets flung around and it is all in good fun.

Posted by: jc at January 15, 2014 12:20 AM (PlzOe)

655 596. Add Hawaii to that list I'm getting a handgun in the morning and have to wait the mandatory two weeks Although I can buy a long gun and basically walk away with it Yo all and why in gods name am I up and about?

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 15, 2014 12:21 AM (wPCF5)

656 Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Posted by: cthulhubald at January 15, 2014 12:22 AM (T1005)

657 654 596. Add Hawaii to that list
I'm getting a handgun in the morning and have to wait the mandatory two weeks
Although I can buy a long gun and basically walk away with it

Yo all and why in gods name am I up and about?

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 15, 2014 04:21 AM (wPCF5)



'Cause you're looking to hook up with Ohio Dan?

Posted by: cthulhubald at January 15, 2014 12:23 AM (T1005)

658 656 ummmm What?

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 15, 2014 12:24 AM (wPCF5)

659 653 That rant wasn't intended to impress actual ursines, it was meant to impress LEOs. In Maryland.



====

I know. It is just a local longbow/crossbow debate amongst the outdoorsy types regarding handguns/shotguns and bears. A lot of BS gets flung around and it is all in good fun.

Posted by: jc at January 15, 2014 04:20 AM (PlzOe)



My dad grew up in a household with guns -- his dad was the cook for a group of sheepherders in western Colorado. My uncle (his brother) was a Marine who hunted deer in California while I was growing up -- but I grew up in a home without guns. I don't get every nuance about owning one and using one responsibly....but though relatives, common sense, and anecdotes here, I'm really getting a thorough understanding of "stupid".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 12:30 AM (T1005)

660 657 656 ummmm
What?

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 15, 2014 04:24 AM (wPCF5)



@564

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 12:31 AM (T1005)

661 Earthquake!!! Second one in a week.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 15, 2014 12:36 AM (Qev5V)

662 And, just to clarify @658, I really think there should be a marksmanship requirement to graduate High School.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 12:37 AM (T1005)

663 660 Earthquake!!!

Second one in a week.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 15, 2014 04:36 AM (Qev5V)



I'm assuming that you're not in Argentina....Soledad?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 12:40 AM (T1005)

664 Hey ncj, whaddaya think bout the new Cubs mascot?
 
http://tinyurl.com/q9km6m3 (Breitbart)
 
Isn't it just precious? It would look good to have that on your onesies somewhere, whilst sipping on hot chocolate and asking mom for more marshmallows.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2014 12:43 AM (wNF3N)

665 Coming off a last place finish, the Cubs, their fans argue, need better players, not a mascot.
 
Key quote, there. And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2014 12:49 AM (wNF3N)

666 Oh, brother....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 12:51 AM (T1005)

667 ....are we really going through this again?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 12:52 AM (T1005)

668 Someone had to do it. It might as well be you, cthulhu.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2014 12:53 AM (wNF3N)

669 661 And, just to clarify @658, I really think there should be a marksmanship requirement to graduate High School.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 04:37 AM (T1005)



=====

High school marksmanship was not a foreign thing in my youth.



Years ago I heard a story from my older brother about a youngster that was on a high school shooting team around here.  Shooting teams here were really good and every one of the public high schools had one at the time.  I don't know if they still do.



Bitch is, after 35 years or so I can't remember much about the story --- anyway, this kid was a good enough marksman to get scholarships or some such shit, and instead he joined the marines.



Comes a day when he is in boot camp and they drag all the recruits out to the shooting range to waste ammo.   So he quietly gets his weapon, sights it in, and sits down to smoke a cigarette.  Naturally, the DI sees him sitting there instead of wasting ammo like he is supposed to be doing and comes over for a dose of verbal abuse.



Wish I could remember the rest of the story cuz it was pretty amusing.



anyway --- fill in your own blanks from there.

Posted by: jc at January 15, 2014 12:54 AM (PlzOe)

670 668 661
And, just to clarify @658, I really think there should be a marksmanship requirement to graduate High School.


Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 04:37 AM (T1005)


=====High school marksmanship was not a foreign thing in my youth.

Years
ago I heard a story from my older brother about a youngster that was on a high school shooting team around here. Shooting teams here were really good and every one of the public high
schools had one at the time. I don't know if they still do.


Bitch is, after 35 years or so I can't remember much about the story --- anyway, this kid was a good enough marksman to get scholarships or some such shit, and instead he joined the marines.



Comes a day when he is in boot camp and they drag all the recruits out to the shooting range to waste ammo. So he quietly gets his weapon, sights it in, and sits down to smoke a cigarette. Naturally, the DI sees him sitting there instead of wasting ammo like he is supposed to be doing and comes over for a dose of verbal abuse.



Wish I could remember the rest of the story cuz it was pretty amusing.



anyway --- fill in your own blanks from there.



There is a fundamental, underlying truth -- "stupid people don't learn; regular people learn from their mistakes; smart people learn from other people's mistakes." The DI was clearly not expecting too much from his recruits.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 15, 2014 01:07 AM (T1005)

671 605 the snarkster, Al-NYPD using Civil Forfeiture, placing the seized cash in their pension and paying back people who win in court against the remission back drawn on city general funds is a scheme worthy of Madoff. Govt, a helluva racket.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 15, 2014 01:25 AM (TE35l)

672

we live to fight another day!

Well not really we depend on all who are whorethy.

Posted by: clever by half at January 15, 2014 01:36 AM (rrAA4)

673 Benghazi-gate Update: Obama Admin knew with 15 MINUTES it was a Terror Attack: http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2014/01/benghazi-gate-update-obama-admin-knew.html

Posted by: Steve at January 15, 2014 02:28 AM (wk+th)

674 good morning to my imaginary friends in a box. let me guess.... He's st ill Precident, isn't he?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2014 02:43 AM (Q1qfk)

675 I just read about the French president from yesterday. The link in my nic also covered that story yesterday and is also worth a read. Especially the comments.

Posted by: Chilling the most at January 15, 2014 02:47 AM (gxtMZ)

676 "Law #9: A country isn't beaten until it sells its women, but it's damned when its women sell themselves."

Western woman are who are "liberated" are now giving themselves away.

Posted by: theBuckWheat at January 15, 2014 03:02 AM (siI12)

677 What be up with Malor this morning?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 15, 2014 03:17 AM (6T8Ay)

678

What be up with Malor this morning?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 15, 2014 07:17 AM (6T8Ay)

 

 

Probably still has a hangover from last night's hard partying.  I could hear him squealing all the way over here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2014 03:22 AM (zF6Iw)

679

Ohio gozaimashta.

 

Looks like someone's slacking this morning. It's harder to get motivated without my morning dose of condenscention.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 15, 2014 03:27 AM (v6cwT)

680 Why didn't the MNG graphic format catch on? What am I supposed to do with all these VRML worlds? And anybody got a spare 5" floppy outboard Model I compatible drive and a spare copy of DoubleDOS? I feel like a troglodyte. Let's play Pong.

Posted by: webworker at January 15, 2014 03:30 AM (k/Mc/)

681

679: "And anybody got a spare 5" floppy outboard Model I compatible drive and a spare copy of DoubleDOS?"

 

Sorry, I got rid of my last 5 1/4" drive many moons ago...along with the Tandy it was attached to. 

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 15, 2014 03:32 AM (v6cwT)

682 Lol, MPPP.

Although I am surprised.  I thought he'd be Kaepernecking all over the blog this morning.

Posted by: HR at January 15, 2014 03:33 AM (hO8IJ)

683 Comment seen on Facebook -

"Lets stop investigating Chris Christie before we discover he's been sending out nude photos of himself."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2014 03:36 AM (FNVzS)

684 Going for the old 12 hr post I see. Hump day for you normal types

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 15, 2014 03:39 AM (9tfuf)

685 Who are you calling normal?!

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 15, 2014 03:40 AM (OJn3e)

686

haven't read everything, but just some thoughts on the camo thing...

 

keep on developing anything that confuses enemy.

 

uniform boards IMO sometimes forget who the enemy is.

Posted by: dDan at January 15, 2014 03:41 AM (hwYmz)

687 If there's no new thread by 8, I'll post my story.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2014 03:43 AM (zF6Iw)

688 He was pretty stunned on twitter, I was also stunned but in a different way.

Essentially it is almost as though the Ivy Law Schools have been weaponized against the idea of the US Constitution and the popular will of the people.

They have set themselves up as the oligarchs of morals.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 03:44 AM (TE35l)

689 A late Morning thread to make up for the early ONT.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2014 03:45 AM (V70Uh)

690 I thought Spengler's Universal Law #1 was: "Print is dead."

Posted by: Egon Is Always Right at January 15, 2014 03:46 AM (nbGZj)

691 good morning all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 15, 2014 03:47 AM (9GG/0)

692 morning.. someone give Gabe a kick in the ass..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2014 03:48 AM (b/lt+)

693 691 Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2014 07:48 AM (b/lt+)

an unfortunate turn of phrase...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 03:49 AM (TE35l)

694 From the Cat Blotter this morning.

0302 Suspects Ra and Roo entered into altercation in living room. Broke them up.

0312 Reports of things falling in library. Investigated. Suspect Ra proved to be a true cat burglar. Had managed to find a path from a short bookcase to a higher one where suspect managed to knock to floor and break a resin statue.

0322 Noises heard in kitchen. Investigate. Find suspects Ra and Roo have managed to partially knock over kitchen trash can.

0323 Suspects Ra and Roo sent outdoors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2014 03:49 AM (FNVzS)

695 MP4 - I liked the story and pics yesterday..  As always, thanks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2014 03:50 AM (b/lt+)

696 Good morning Horde!

Posted by: Gran at January 15, 2014 03:50 AM (mw0FO)

697 lol

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2014 03:50 AM (b/lt+)

698 Regarding Spengler's Universal Law #18, we're working on improving those odds.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 15, 2014 03:52 AM (nbGZj)

699 Well I have to make a sacrifice to the Phlebotomy gods this morning

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 03:56 AM (TE35l)

700 Regarding 'The Shrinking American Newspaper', see Spengler's REAL Universal Law #1 @ comment #689

Posted by: Egon Is Always Right at January 15, 2014 03:58 AM (nbGZj)

701 I think Zlata would make a perfect spokesperson for this administration.
http://tinyurl.com/lrcde5g

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2014 03:59 AM (FNVzS)

702 for tradition... Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfluke of a misbegotten failure. Because "SCOAMF" is more satisfying to pronounce than "SCOAMT." And anyway, technically, can you be a traitor to a country that's not yours and to which you nevet swore allegiance? :/

Posted by: webworker at January 15, 2014 03:59 AM (k/Mc/)

703 0323 Suspects Ra and Roo sent outdoors. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2014 07:49 AM (FNVzS) LOL! Poor Anna...didn't get much sleep, huh?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 15, 2014 04:00 AM (bCEmE)

704 701 webworker at January 15, 2014 07:59 AM (k/Mc/)

America decided America was not worth loyalty...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 04:01 AM (TE35l)

705 I think Zlata would make a perfect spokesperson for this administration.
http://tinyurl.com/lrcde5g
............
Why? Because Barky would bend over backwards to get this country on track?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2014 04:01 AM (b/lt+)

706 They have set themselves up as the oligarchs of morals.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 07:44 AM (TE35l)


More like "legal mumbo-jumbo disguised with the trappings of morals".

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2014 04:02 AM (o3MSL)

707 We blame Bush.

Posted by: Ra & Roo at January 15, 2014 04:04 AM (9GG/0)

708 Tami for that short time.  No not much sleep.

Chi-Town because she would be more believable contorting and twisting words than the current Carney Barker.  And better eye candy to boot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 15, 2014 04:06 AM (FNVzS)

709 I guess it is time to use the old standby:


Good Morning Morons.  Today is Wednesday, January 15, 2014.  On this day in 1559 Elizabeth I was crowned queen of England.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:06 AM (T2V/1)

710 705 Hrothgar at January 15, 2014 08:02 AM (o3MSL)

One could argue that the absolute rejection of morals and surrender to hedonism is in fact a moral choice...

It's funny they are, as are the stoners of Colorado not rejecting limits on moral issues(if they are to be believed) but simply setting themselves up as the new referees.

Pot should be legal but NOT COKE.

Gay Marriage should be legal BUT NOT POLYGAMY.

Oh okay make a legal argument not based on the moral case for each?

It can't be popular will b/c CO is trumping Federal law and Gay Marriage is being inflicted by Federal Judicial whim.

I can't imagine the argument being a rights based one in either case.

The whole march on the Constitution and Xth amendment in particular is confusing and troubling.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 04:07 AM (TE35l)

711 A federal judge has thrown out the $3/4B settlement in the NFL brain injury lawsuit saying it isn't enough.   How can he do that?


http://tinyurl.com/pj37ajy

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:07 AM (T2V/1)

712 US drops out of the top 10 for economic freedom touts the WSJ headline.  I have some news for them.  The US dropped out of the top 10 a few years ago after a year of Obama.  And it continues to drop.


http://tinyurl.com/ppu8q4u

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:08 AM (T2V/1)

713 Hello??? Anyone home??? Is Gabe under the table or under the host???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2014 04:08 AM (olDqf)

714 Almost 12 hours and we haven't cracked 1,000 yet?  Are we getting soft in our old age?

Posted by: Darles Chickens at January 15, 2014 04:08 AM (z4vvZ)

715 A couple of commie Democrats want to pressure TV networks in giving more coverage to the AGW scam.   Wouldn't is be amazing if they did and told everyone what a scam it was?


And when did we become the Soviet Union where the government told the media what to broadcast?

http://tinyurl.com/kzhtm37

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:09 AM (T2V/1)

716

714: "Are we getting soft in our old age?"

 

Rum will fix that.

 

Or so I've heard....

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 15, 2014 04:09 AM (v6cwT)

717 The FCC says it will appeal the net neutrality ruling.  Isn't it wonderful that these assholes can use taxpayer money to engage in lawfare.


http://tinyurl.com/n64lx7f

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:09 AM (T2V/1)

718 712 J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2014 08:08 AM (olDqf)

Afterglow is a hell of a drug..

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 04:09 AM (TE35l)

719 Pharaoh Obama says he don't need to stinkin' congress.  He can rule by decree.


http://tinyurl.com/ms5wym6

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:10 AM (T2V/1)

720 But Republicans in Congress say not so fast.  I will be "wait and see" on that one.


http://tinyurl.com/nxza8tk

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:10 AM (T2V/1)

721 Kay Hagan (C-NC) will not attend the Obama meet up in Raleigh.  She is running a tight race as NC is now starting to drift out of the purple category and more towards red where it used to be.


http://tinyurl.com/obvhaz5

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:10 AM (T2V/1)

722 They were touting that the $1.1T spending bill restored the military pension cuts a few days ago.  It didn't and they are still spending > $1T.


http://tinyurl.com/ktz4hsw

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:11 AM (T2V/1)

723
RE: #710 Vic:

She's a GHWB appointee.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 15, 2014 04:11 AM (tOkJB)

724 Obama wants to "lower" the charity deduction on the income tax (one of the few that regular people get).  The big charities are not taking it very well.


http://tinyurl.com/mruafsg

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:11 AM (T2V/1)

725 Republicans push back against environmentalists  


So says the caption at the DC.  All they did was cut a small amount of funding and remove Obama's illegal Czar position.  Now if they had actually killed the EPA's entire budget that would be something to crow about.


http://tinyurl.com/mff4nne

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:11 AM (T2V/1)

726 I'm shocked, the Supreme Court hands down another logical decision.  Foreign nationals can not bring suit in US courts for acts committed by foreign companies on foreign soil.  The question is, why did this have to go all the way to the Supremes?  Seems like open and shut to me.


http://tinyurl.com/m6xubbs

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:12 AM (T2V/1)

727 Huckleberryhound wants to get rid of the term RINO.  Gee, I wonder why?


http://tinyurl.com/m3sh6r5

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:12 AM (T2V/1)

728 715 714: "Are we getting soft in our old age?"

Rum will fix that.

Or so I've heard....

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 15, 2014 08:09 AM (v6cwT)

 

So will an overpriced pump bought with our tax dollars.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 15, 2014 04:12 AM (+/C3g)

729 Sick assholes abduct a 4 month old baby and then abandon it on the side of a rural country road.


http://tinyurl.com/mx39m7d

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:12 AM (T2V/1)

730 723 Vic at January 15, 2014 08:11 AM (T2V/1)

Pharaoh want you to give at the office, literally through taxation.

HE will decide who is worthy comrade not you.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 04:12 AM (TE35l)

731 The whole march on the Constitution and Xth amendment in particular is confusing and troubling.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 08:07 AM (TE35l)


The walls of civilization are usually dismantled one brick at a time, until the holes are big enough that the barbarians stream through unopposed.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2014 04:13 AM (o3MSL)

732 No more official portraits of the politicians.  Good, this has always been a waste of money.


http://tinyurl.com/lahnx5x

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:13 AM (T2V/1)

733 All I can say is just WOW.  How do they get away with this shit?


WASHINGTON, January 7, 2014 — The Internal Revenue Service is getting a special new power: a “license to kill” groups that oppose the Obama agenda. James Bond’s license to kill isn’t nearly as broad.


Read the article and you find it is all being done by order of Obama using nothing but "So let it be written so let it be done".  So not only will there be no prosecutions for the past actions, they are going to expand their law breaking.


http://tinyurl.com/jwfk9rq

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:13 AM (T2V/1)

734 Ramirez


http://news.investors.com/photopopup.aspx?id=686336

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:14 AM (T2V/1)

735 Contrary to the complaints you are hearing from them, the big insurance companies are still in bed with Obamacide.


http://tinyurl.com/mtfonl6

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:14 AM (T2V/1)

736 Kindle Daily Deals


http://tinyurl.com/kqtm6y4


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:14 AM (T2V/1)

737 Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2014 08:13 AM (T2V/1)

Like Lord Acton thought about saying "What good is absolute power unless you feel absolutely free to use it against your enemies!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2014 04:15 AM (o3MSL)

738 Whew, this thread is smelling a little stale. Vic, you've got to start over when the cobs wake up.

Posted by: Miss Scarlett at January 15, 2014 04:16 AM (4MZD9)

739 722
RE: #710 Vic:

She's a GHWB appointee.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 15, 2014 08:11 AM (tOkJB)


He was no great shakes either.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:16 AM (T2V/1)

740 spengler's universal law when you want a new thread you won't get a new thread

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 43 days until spring training at January 15, 2014 04:17 AM (u8GsB)

741 spengler's universal law

when you want a new thread you won't get a new thread

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 43 days until spring training at January 15, 2014 08:17 AM (u8GsB)


Spengler's Second Law

If you like your old thread, you can keep your old thread!


Spengler's Third Law

If you don't like your old thread, you will keep your old thread!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2014 04:19 AM (o3MSL)

742 Has the NSA caught up with us? 

Posted by: Case at January 15, 2014 04:20 AM (jhRZ+)

743 Athreada Kedavra! There, that should kill this thread. New thread rising fro the ashes in 3... 2...1...

Posted by: votermom at January 15, 2014 04:20 AM (GSIDW)

744 Gotta love the random nature of Pixy formatting.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 15, 2014 04:21 AM (o3MSL)

745 Has Gabe been arrested?

Posted by: Case at January 15, 2014 04:21 AM (jhRZ+)

746 745 Case at January 15, 2014 08:21 AM (jhRZ+)

No a Priest and Baker have been...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 04:22 AM (TE35l)

747 Where's willow?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 15, 2014 04:23 AM (gHDMy)

748 715 714: "Are we getting soft in our old age?" Rum will fix that. Or so I've heard.... Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 15, 2014 08:09 AM (v6cwT) Or Federal Penis PumpsÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2014 04:23 AM (olDqf)

749 Where is Willow?

That usually does it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2014 04:23 AM (GcYmn)

750 Maybe Gabe had to take the truck to get it detailed. Moning...

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 15, 2014 04:24 AM (LSJmV)

751 Gabe must have told some actual Southerner "ya'll" instead of "y'all."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2014 04:25 AM (olDqf)

752
He was no great shakes either.

Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2014 08:16 AM (T2V/1)

GHWB & Son put some real fucking doozies on the bench.

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 15, 2014 04:25 AM (tOkJB)

753 750 Countrysquire at January 15, 2014 08:24 AM (LSJmV)

It is hard to shine the rims, after all...

Y'all have a good mornin'..

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 15, 2014 04:26 AM (TE35l)

754 OMG!  Two meals, a cocktail, a midnight snack, 8 hours of sleep, and a quality BM and this threas is *still* here!

Posted by: Jaws at January 15, 2014 04:26 AM (4I3Uo)

755 Gabe is too radical, the NSA nabbed him

Posted by: Case at January 15, 2014 04:26 AM (jhRZ+)

756 GHWB and Son put some real fucking doozies on the bench.

(Fresh out of ampersands this morning)

Posted by: Ed Anger at January 15, 2014 04:26 AM (tOkJB)

757 OMG! Two meals, a cocktail, a midnight snack, 8 hours of sleep, and a quality BM and this threas is *still* here But did you BM properly as the thread describes?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 15, 2014 04:27 AM (GaqMa)

758 (Fresh out of ampersands this morning) I hear the Morning Thread has gobs of them.

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 04:28 AM (Ua6T/)

759 Virginia Democratic Rep. Jim Moran announcing retirement today.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 15, 2014 04:28 AM (bCEmE)

760 What is meant by "Stygian nihilism"? I'll hang up and listen.

Posted by: WahIggle at January 15, 2014 04:28 AM (QXiRr)

761

755: "Gabe is too radical, the NSA nabbed him"

 

If HE is too radical, we're all fooked!

 

I prefer to think he ran out of things that can be blamed on us dirty inbred redneck hick "conservative" types.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 15, 2014 04:28 AM (/qzu7)

762 We want Gabe...
We want Gabe!!!


*Runs tin coffee cup back and forth across cell door bars*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2014 04:30 AM (GcYmn)

763 That must have been one hell of a bender last night...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 15, 2014 04:30 AM (m9V0o)

764 "But did you BM properly as the thread describes?"

No.  Mostly in protest over how "drop it in the shower and stomp it down the drain"  wasn't even *considered* in the "study".  Bogus!

Posted by: Jaws at January 15, 2014 04:31 AM (4I3Uo)

765 (Fresh out of ampersands this morning) I hear the Morning Thread has gobs of them. Found a few in the back room under the sleeping bobcat. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Enjoy, but use sparingly.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2014 04:31 AM (b1/nQ)

766 If Gran and Fenelon would go ahead & post the birthdays and daily hymn here, we can skip directly to BenK's dump.

Posted by: webworker at January 15, 2014 04:32 AM (k/Mc/)

767 Stygian Nihilism = "My life has no meaning, so I must end everyone else's life."

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 15, 2014 04:32 AM (OJn3e)

768 I ... I'm confused.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 15, 2014 04:32 AM (N/cFh)

769 *sobs* The poor lemurs. Will no one think of the poor lemurs? *sobs* Here. I'll give you a topic. Cyd Charisse. Great legs or greatest legs ever? http://bit.ly/1kBMmzS

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 15, 2014 04:33 AM (VtjlW)

770 We want Gabe... We want Gabe!!! *Runs tin coffee cup back and forth across cell door bars* Fuck that noise. Where's Benk?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2014 04:33 AM (b1/nQ)

771 * passes the baton to Fenelon *

Posted by: Gran at January 15, 2014 04:34 AM (mw0FO)

772

Cyd Charrise!

Up there on the mantlepiece -

You're quite a shock there,

We need a clock there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2014 04:34 AM (zF6Iw)

773 <sniff>  Oh, what IS that?  The ONT funk is worse than usual. <looks at time>
 
 
 
Ooohhhhhh.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 15, 2014 04:34 AM (8OfdL)

774 we can skip directly to BenK's dump.
Only if he uses a Squatty Potty.

Posted by: fluffy at January 15, 2014 04:34 AM (Ua6T/)

775 I know that i didn't get out of work early, so therefore, THE OVERNIGHT IS OVER. Â….the hell?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 15, 2014 04:35 AM (zVj1J)

776 Fuck that noise. Where's Benk? Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2014 08:33 AM (b1/nQ) Vic to start off the day.

Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 04:36 AM (fWAjv)

777 Andy up

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:36 AM (T2V/1)

778 So at what point does mild jocularity and good natured ribbing of our AWOL morning host shift to genuine concern for his well being?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2014 04:36 AM (GcYmn)

779 #769 Cyd's legs were great. But, let's not forget Julie Newmar...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 15, 2014 04:37 AM (wB492)

780 Â….the hell?
Keep it down. We're trying to nap here.

Posted by: cats & dogs living together at January 15, 2014 04:37 AM (Ua6T/)

781 Vic to start off the day.

Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 08:36 AM (fWAjv)


News links are at 708

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 04:38 AM (T2V/1)

782 Ahhh... the open morning post ONT thread. Where you are forced to confront the shame you brought upon your family the previous evening.

Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 04:38 AM (fWAjv)

783 Cyd Charrise! Up there on the mantlepiece - You're quite a shock there, We need a clock there. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2014 08:34 AM (zF6Iw) I'm not saying I did that primarily for your delectation. Even though I totally did.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 15, 2014 04:38 AM (VtjlW)

784 Book recommendation: He Leadeth Me-by Walter Ciszek. S.J. "He Leadeth Me" is the deeply moving personal story of one man's spiritual odyssey and the unflagging faith which enabled him to survive the horrendous ordeal that wrenched his body and spirit to near collapse. Captured by the Russian army during World War II and convicted of being a "Vatican spy," American Jesuit Father Walter J. Ciszek spent some 23 agonizing years in Soviet prisons and the labor camps of Siberia. He here recalls how it was only through an utter reliance on God's will that he managed to endure. He tells of the courage he found in prayer-a courage that eased the loneliness, the pain, the frustrations, the anguish, the fears, the despair. For, as Ciszek relates, the solace of spiritual contemplation gave him an inner serenity upon which he was able to draw amidst the "arrogance of evil" that surrounded him. Learning to accept even the inhuman work of toiling in the infamous Siberian salt mines as a labor pleasing to God, he was able to turn adverse forces into a source of positive value and a means of drawing closer to the compassionate and never-forsaking Divine Spirit. He Leadeth Me is a book to inspire all Christians to greater faith and trust in God-even in their darkest hour." From a description at the Amazon site and quite an accurate one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2014 04:38 AM (7kkQJ)

785 News links are at 708 Posted by: Vic at January 15, 2014 08:38 AM (T2V/1) Thanks!

Posted by: RWC at January 15, 2014 04:38 AM (fWAjv)

786 "So at what point does mild jocularity and good natured ribbing of our AWOL morning host shift to genuine concern for his well being?"

When that host is someone other than Gabe? 


Oops, I haven't shifted yet.

Posted by: Jaws at January 15, 2014 04:39 AM (4I3Uo)

787 A naked blonde walks into a bar with Gabe under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She sets Gabe on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says

Posted by: John Bender at January 15, 2014 04:41 AM (Lk9TG)

788 I think BenK is busy on Twitter, looking for his self-esteem. We may be stuck here until the Ewok wakes up at the crack of noon.

Posted by: Retread at January 15, 2014 04:45 AM (Kqtqx)

789 dark or gloomy nothingness or nonexistence

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 15, 2014 04:50 AM (V70Uh)

790 Thanks, Azenogoth. Makes sense.

Posted by: WahIggle at January 15, 2014 04:55 AM (QXiRr)

791 Top of Yahoo news, people are bitching that Gisele Bundchen took a baby on an ATV with no helmets. Is this really the best thing we have to bitch about in our society?

Posted by: --- at January 15, 2014 05:36 AM (MMC8r)

792 Spengler's Universal Law #5: Humankind cannot bear mortality without the hope of immortality.

Okay, so this is nothing less than an anthropological proof of the truth of religion. Normal, healthy human life instinctively includes worship. All organized anti-theists end up forming a death cult.

Posted by: herbork at January 15, 2014 09:18 AM (t1s5e)

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