January 02, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (1-2-2014)
— Maetenloch

Because Racist

Or why these pictures are somehow evidence of the latent shadow racism in the United States or some such. And make the racialist hosts at MSNBC utter inane racist stupidities.

romney-2013-christmas-photo

willie-robertson-kids-adopted-son-wife-korie-gi

Also the sad state of adoption in America where any cross-racial adoption is discouraged by the very people responsible for finding homes for children.

Most of the parents waiting to adopt are white; most of the children awaiting adoption are not. Parents' attitudes toward transracial adoption have become much more liberal since the 1970s, but the racial attitudes of social workers, those sometimes pitiless gatekeepers on the adoption pilgrimage, have hardened. A study published by the academic journal Child Welfare found that 43 percent of the caseworkers responsible for the longest-waiting black children in New York State expressed hostility toward transracial adoption. Federal law prohibits the use of racial criteria in adoption placement, but ethnic considerations have seeped into the system: The number of transracial adoptions executed each year remains tiny despite the willingness of the majority of couples to adopt a child of a different race. About 8 percent of all adoptions are transracial or cross-cultural - and that number includes international adoptions, commonly from Asia and South America. Professor Judy Fenster of Adelphi University finds that black social workers are particularly inimical to the prospect of cross-racial adoption. It seems that the matchmakers at the heart of the adoption system are part of the problem.

Because racist.

SNL Does the Sound of Music

Also: I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled and An Update On The Problem Of Maria.

What if the 21st Century is Only Starting Now in 2014

"The last two centuries (and possibly more) didn't "start" at their official point, the turning of a calendar from 00 to 01. That wasn't when they began in essence, nor when they first bent the arc of history. No. Each century effectively began in its 14th year. Think about it. The first decade of the 20th century was filled with hope and a kind of can-do optimism that was never seen again - not after the horrific events of 1914 shattered any vision that a new and better age would arrive without pain. . . . All right, that's just one data point. Is there another? Well, look at 1814, the beginning of the Congress of Vienna and the so-called Concert of Europe that made possible the continent's longest extended period of overall peace, as the great powers turned from fighting bloody wars to perfecting their colonial empires. Those two years - 1814 and 1914 -- each marked a dramatic shift in tone and theme (in the West, that is), so much so that they represented the real beginnings of the 19th and 20th centuries. Suppose the pattern holds - and remember this is just a thought experiment - what might it mean about the true 21st century?"

21 Things '80s (and 70s) Kids' Did That Were Awesome

4.  Thinking that SPF 4 was responsibly using sun block.

5.  Thinking the haze of Solarcaine I was engulfed in was a healthy way to heal the 2nd degree burns I inevitably got from using SPF 4.

9. Playing on a rusted swing set where that one leg always popped out of the ground threatening to propel into space and then came back with a thud.

13. Running into the store to buy an adult cigarettes.

18. Babysitting at 11 - In my town, once you were able to dial 911, you were considered a candidate for babysitting jobs.

Guess Who Owns This Collection in NYC?

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50 Years After the Making of Zulu

More on the difference between Airbus and Boeing control systems

Chances are you have received an email similar to this from other airline pilots, but in the off case you have not:

The article you posted contains what I believe to be some oversimplifications of the A/B control system philosophy differences.

It's commonly stated that the Airbus will override the pilot and the Boeing will not.  This isn't entirely true.

A more accurate statement would be this:  All jet aircraft have override/feedback systems that will warn or resist the pilot at the edges of the aerodynamic envelope.  Airbus has a slightly larger number of these systems, and they are set to trigger slightly earlier.

Both aircraft will automatically throttle back if in an overspeed condition. Both aircraft will automatically shake the yoke, and then automatically push over, in a stall condition.

etc.

Airbus, in addition, will limit max G forces on the aircraft.  Boeing does not.

The advantage of the Airbus approach is that you can haul back on the stick as hard as you want without breaking the aircraft (and turning it into several smaller, less-airworthy aircraft).  You are limited to G forces that produce no damage to the aircraft.

The advantage of the Boeing approach is that you can generate any g forces you want.  This gives you the opportunity to fly in the region that generates enough G to bend the aircraft, but not to break it.  That extra G force may help you avoid a mountain.  Of course, you may extend into the part of the envelope that breaks the aircraft.

These differences are relatively minor, as the vast majority of crashes do not occur at the edges of the envelope, and are categorized as CFIT (Controlled Flight Into Terrain).  When within the aerodynamic envelope, Boeing and Airbus aircraft are usually under the control of the same sort interchangeable flight management computers.

Both the Asiana (Boeing) and Air France (Airbus) crashes were caused by crew that did not understand the systems of the aircraft they were flying.  Both aircraft impacted terrain under full control.

Transgender Cambridge academic seriously ill after being gored through the neck by a stag during holiday in the Highlands

A classic headline.

13 Ways to Make Hot Chocolate Even Better Than It Already Is

For an enhanced hot chocolate experience, add a spoonful of Nutella to your mug, or a tablespoon of peanut butter. If you're feeling adventurous, replace the milk you use to make the hot chocolate with coconut milk, or make it spicy by adding cayenne pepper, hot sauce, or slices of habanero pepper.

And of course, you can't really go wrong with adding alcohol to your mug of hot chocolate. Get through the rest of the winter season with a hot mug of Guinness, whiskey, and Bailey's hot chocolate.

Minxy's JWOW - Hayai

Yahoo group. That is all.

The group thingy. And the middle class.

And my Twitter spew.

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1 ONT!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 05:27 PM (+qUq2)

2 wow...and foisties??? What a banner day!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 05:28 PM (+qUq2)

3 I claim this post for Peaches!!! *points to number 1*

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 05:29 PM (+qUq2)

4 srsly, 4th?

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 05:30 PM (8lmkt)

5 Does anybody really give a shit about what SNL does?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 05:30 PM (/gJVs)

6 fuckin' slackers (GGE excepted)

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 05:30 PM (8lmkt)

7 I call magnetically aligned villager on the whole thing.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 02, 2014 05:30 PM (r0+v0)

8 srsly, 4th?

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 09:30 PM (8lmkt)




No no, I saved if for you. See?

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 05:31 PM (+qUq2)

9 Nice ONT Maet,

my son will never know the joy of jarts like I did....

or my six victims.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 05:31 PM (TE35l)

10 Thanks, GGE!  I have some lovely vintage port that I bought for Christmas and took the rest of the bottle home for me.  Can I pour you a taste through the usb port?  Oh, haha, that's funny and not at all intentional. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 05:31 PM (8lmkt)

11 >>21 Things Â’80s KidsÂ’ Did That Were Awesome Pretty good list. But forget sunblock 4. It was tanning oil back in the day. Remember? Of course, being fair skinned and hating the hot weather, this was not a big issue for me.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:32 PM (zDsvJ)

12 Morons

Posted by: fluffonutta at January 02, 2014 05:33 PM (Ua6T/)

13 I was never a latch key kid. Mom didn't work OR DRIVE. But, frankly, if she was out, our door was never locked anyway.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:33 PM (zDsvJ)

14 Damn, that transgender harshed my mellow. Just, damn.

Posted by: NCKate at January 02, 2014 05:34 PM (Auy5s)

15 The good guys (property rights advocates) are filing a petition for writ of mandate in the Court of Appeal asking it to rule on a legal issue before the trial court which is essentially:  does a state law allowing landlords in certain instances to raise the rent without restriction tolerate a local rule restricting such rent increases in a qualifying instance?  Wish me/us luck.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2014 05:34 PM (Qezvp)

16 My elementary school had a deal where you could check out books over summer break. Used to ride my bike over (no helmet) and come home with a stack. Yeah, i'm a geek.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 05:35 PM (V4CBV)

17 I don't get the appeal of these pale makeup chicks or the cosplay stuff. Seems creepy to me.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:35 PM (zDsvJ)

18 I was big on SPF 8 but yeah, SOLARCAINE!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2014 05:35 PM (Qezvp)

19 SPF 4, pfft... Boehner's skin frightens the sun.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 02, 2014 05:35 PM (IXrOn)

20 Is it a coincidence that the formation taken by the whites (mostly) in the Romney family picture is identical to the formation taken by the white imperialists in that last slaughter scene in Zulu?

I think not.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 02, 2014 05:35 PM (TM1p8)

21 That sidebar claim about dogs aligning themselves magnetically is well a load of shit.  I just loved the "well this doesn't hold true for dogs on leashes.  Well when my dog is at the park off his leash he sure doesn't seem to care whether he's lined up north and south or east and west when he fertilizes the ground.

Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2014 05:36 PM (LI48c)

22 I babysat at 10, complete with redcross certification. Now? That'd be child abuse. Of course, as my husband and O discussed whilst on a cross country christmas road trip this year, those "colorful " christmas carols of yesteryear could get a kid arrested these days. Deck the hall with gasoline? My god, it's a terrorist threat!

Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2014 05:36 PM (CozRk)

23 Damn, that transgender harshed my mellow. Just, damn.

Posted by: NCKate at January 02, 2014 09:34 PM (Auy5s)


I don't believe in "transgender."  I believe in "your brain is broken." 

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 05:36 PM (8lmkt)

24 Sunscreen? We used baby oil.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2014 05:36 PM (P6QsQ)

25 Peaches, her face is broken too.

Posted by: NCKate at January 02, 2014 05:37 PM (Auy5s)

26 Ah yes. CFIT. Controlled Flight Into Terrain. The bane of the aircraft crash mishap investigation teams...


I learned that a large percentage of the causal factors in every aircraft mishap are human error. Something on the lines of 80 percent. I'm thinking this probably holds true for almost every mishap (IE, you didn't smash into the guardrail because God made it snow, you crashed into the guardrail because you were idiot enough to go driving around in it).

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 05:37 PM (+qUq2)

27 If the mass deaths from 1914 onward throughout the 20th century are any indication of how 2014 onward will go...then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Evening 'rons.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 02, 2014 05:37 PM (FHNkr)

28 Ah yes, cigarettes. My dad used to make me go around the corner to the deli to get cigarettes when I was a kid, and they never refused me. Good times.

Posted by: Moo Moo's Logic at January 02, 2014 05:37 PM (ZNIRz)

29 I don't remember running into the store for ciggies, but I certainly used the cigarette vending machines. Remember those?

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:37 PM (zDsvJ)

30 Minxy sure has some pointy elbows.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 02, 2014 05:37 PM (V70Uh)

31 17 I don't get the appeal of these pale makeup chicks or the cosplay stuff. Seems creepy to me. Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 09:35 PM (zDsvJ) They're called boobs, Ed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 05:38 PM (JpFMR)

32 Frankly, I think the sunblock hysteria is a prime symptom of our paranoid pussy culture.


Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 05:38 PM (MMC8r)

33 Evenin' fappers!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 05:38 PM (UAMVq)

34 16 My elementary school had a deal where you could check out books over summer break. Used to ride my bike over (no helmet) and come home with a stack. Yeah, i'm a geek. Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 09:35 PM (V4CBV) Yeah? Well, I liked reading the dictionary when I was in third grade!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 05:38 PM (/gJVs)

35 A video by Hanna Minx is an excellent way to start the year.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2014 05:38 PM (FlRtG)

36 17 I don't get the appeal of these pale makeup chicks or the cosplay stuff. Seems creepy to me.   Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 09:35 PM (zDsvJ)
Reminds me of Flo Progressive.

Posted by: Zeke Emanuel at January 02, 2014 05:38 PM (aVcgy)

37 15

Posted by: SFGoth at January 02, 2014 09:34 PM (Qezvp)

Good luck!

Posted by: Iasonas at January 02, 2014 05:38 PM (FHNkr)

38 >>They're called boobs, Ed. Yeah. But boobs on a chick intentionally made up and dressed to look like a juvenile. Ick.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:39 PM (zDsvJ)

39 Can I pour you a taste through the usb port? Oh, haha, that's funny and not at all intentional.

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 09:31 PM (8lmkt)



Love a good port.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 05:39 PM (+qUq2)

40 Never went on a smoke run but did go on donut runs on Saturday mornings. Try balancing a box of a dozen on your handlebars.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 05:39 PM (V4CBV)

41 32 Frankly, I think the sunblock hysteria is a prime symptom of our paranoid pussy culture. Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 09:38 PM (MMC8r) Hey, paranoid pussy culture carries cash. Say that five times fast.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 05:39 PM (/gJVs)

42 28 Ah yes, cigarettes. My dad used to make me go around the corner to the deli to get cigarettes when I was a kid, and they never refused me. Good times. Posted by: Moo Moo's Logic at January 02, 2014 09:37 PM (ZNIRz) I did the same thing at the gas station. Now they'd call in the SWAT team if you tried that.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 05:39 PM (UAMVq)

43 26 GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 09:37 PM (+qUq2)

CFIT-A Failure of the Mk1 Eyeball coming soon from Sven J Olafson Press

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 05:39 PM (TE35l)

44 Baby oil on your skin. Lemon juice on your hair.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2014 05:39 PM (P6QsQ)

45 Good evening, one and all.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 05:39 PM (82LNv)

46 My sister used cocoa butter.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (V70Uh)

47 this blog is spying on my library reading habits!

Posted by: Bigby's Snow-Shoveling Hands at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (RLTt1)

48 evening all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (9GG/0)

49 >>44 Baby oil on your skin. Lemon juice on your hair. Yep. I never did either, but that was the thing to do back then.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (zDsvJ)

50 cigarette vending machines. Remember those?

Oh, hell, yeah, they were everywhere!  And, most of you are probably too young for this, but I clearly remember when people smoked in elevators, restaurants, airplanes (they had a "non-smoking" section, really?  like the smoke stayed over with the smoking section?).  Oh, and hospitals.  Yes!  I remember smoking in hospitals.  I can't believe we all didn't die of utter disgust!

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (8lmkt)

51 Since you decided to deploy the Hannah...   re-posting this.

Oh my! Thanks FB for recommending this page. Why did I deserve this? Obviously been naughty or something? um Merry Belated Christmas for the Horde. I guess.

http://tinyurl.com/ltxo75u

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (cubpP)

52 35 A video by Hanna Minx is an excellent way to start the year. Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2014 09:38 PM (FlRtG) Mmmmm...Hanna Minx...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (UAMVq)

53 Yeah. But boobs on a chick intentionally made up and dressed to look like a juvenile. Ick. Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 09:39 PM (zDsvJ) Huh? How is pale makeup/cosplay making them look juvenile? Now, there are some cosplay/anime themes that def push that boundary, causeÂ…Japan, but certainly not all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (JpFMR)

54 But forget sunblock 4. It was tanning oil back in the day. Remember? Of course, being fair skinned and hating the hot weather, this was not a big issue for me. Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 09:32 PM (zDsvJ) Baby oil and iodine...and a metal tray.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 02, 2014 05:40 PM (bCEmE)

55 Hi chemjeff! Rooting for the Chiefs this weekend?

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:41 PM (zDsvJ)

56 Cocoa butter and Noxema for the sunburn at the end of the day. Witch Hazel for the chigger and mosquito bites.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 05:41 PM (V4CBV)

57 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 05:41 PM (T1005)

58 Yeah? Well, I liked reading the dictionary when I was in third grade!
Atlases and encyclopedia here. Still like 'em.

Posted by: fluff¿¡ at January 02, 2014 05:41 PM (Ua6T/)

59 I like Gladiator as much as the next movie buff, but it was pathetic that in the opening attack by the Germanic Tribe, they recycled the chants of the Zulus from this exact scene.


Ahh, Men of Harlech:

Verse 1
Men of Harlech, march to glory,
Victory is hov'ring o'er ye,
Bright-eyed freedom stands before ye,
Hear ye not her call?
At your sloth she seems to wonder;
Rend the sluggish bonds asunder,
Let the war-cry's deaf'ning thunder
Every foe appall.
Echoes loudly waking,
Hill and valley shaking;
'Till the sound spreads wide around,
The Saxon's courage breaking;
Your foes on every side assailing,
Forward press with heart unfailing,
'Till invaders learn with quailing,
Cambria ne'er can yield!

Rick Rescorla, who died in the 9/11 attacks and had previously fought all over the world, was known to sing that song while fighting in Vietnam.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 02, 2014 05:41 PM (TM1p8)

60 "A study published by the academic journal Child Welfare found that 43 percent of the caseworkers responsible for the longest-waiting black children in New York State expressed hostility toward transracial adoption." Meanwhile, well to do white people are adopting non-white babies from overseas. The sad thing is, if you've ever seen what happens to kids who bounce around in the foster care system it would break your heart. I knew one couple who had adopted a child who had been in 10 different foster families before the age of 4. He was completely screwed up. By discouraging adoption, the social workers are dooming these kids to a nightmare of instability. Dog rescue organizations wouldn't inflict this on dogs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 05:42 PM (RxVu7)

61 And how the original Mission Impossible dealt with Middle East terrorism.

http://youtu.be/U0Rv57DwtBU

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 05:42 PM (cubpP)

62 Pretty good list.

But forget sunblock 4. It was tanning oil back in the day. Remember? Of course, being fair skinned and hating the hot weather, this was not a big issue for me.

 

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 09:32 PM

 

Sunscreen? Never used that shit. That's what hats are for. Anyone who did was considered suspicious and probably wet their bed. Nobody I knew wanted that greasy shit on them.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 05:42 PM (9gNQd)

63 how pathetic am i...it's only 8:42 local and I'm already nodding off...

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 05:43 PM (+qUq2)

64 63 how pathetic am i...it's only 8:42 local and I'm already nodding off... Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 09:43 PM (+qUq2) Have a long day?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 05:43 PM (UAMVq)

65 Sunscreen? Never used that shit. That's what hats are for. Anyone who did was considered suspicious and probably wet their bed. Nobody I knew wanted that greasy shit on them. Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 09:42 PM (9gNQd) If you burned in 30 minutes or less, like me, you'd wear the sunscreen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 05:43 PM (JpFMR)

66 also, back in the 70s my sister used to push me in the bins what came out the supermarket doorflap to the front alond with the groceries whee

Posted by: Bigby's Snow-Shoveling Hands at January 02, 2014 05:43 PM (RLTt1)

67 Yo chemjeff

Posted by: fluffy white snow at January 02, 2014 05:43 PM (Ua6T/)

68 Hey! Us pale chicks can look grown up *mumbles about constantly being carded...for video games*

Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2014 05:44 PM (CozRk)

69 By discouraging adoption, the social workers are dooming these kids to a nightmare of instability. Dog rescue organizations wouldn't inflict this on dogs. Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 09:42 PM (RxVu7) These "social workers" would likely want to jail anyone who treats dogs the way they treat kids in their custody.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 05:44 PM (/gJVs)

70 GGE is trapped in Memphis probably on Beale St getting plastered after his road trip.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 05:44 PM (cubpP)

71 how pathetic am i...it's only 8:42 local and I'm already nodding off...

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 09:43 PM (+qUq2)


I'm 2 hours earlier and if it weren't for the Modern Family repeats at 7, I would just go to bed now.  Of course, I am still in a fair amount of pain from the dental surgery of last Friday.  And the fact that oxycodone makes me sick.  I always fill the scrip, though, since I know people who will trade for kine weed.

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 05:45 PM (8lmkt)

72 Two questions: 1. Is that a ceiling mirror in that gun pic? 2. Why?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 05:45 PM (2NfAC)

73 And yeah, I use sunscreen lots of sunscreen. Strangers accost me at the pool to inquire about my sunscreen status.

Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2014 05:45 PM (CozRk)

74 58 Yeah? Well, I liked reading the dictionary when I was in third grade! Atlases and encyclopedia here. Still like 'em. Posted by: fluff¿¡ at January 02, 2014 09:41 PM (Ua6T/) You probably like to geek out on maps, too. Like I do.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 05:45 PM (/gJVs)

75 Wasn't Von Trapp dirt poor by the time he married Maria, also I think they got married a whole ten years before the anschluss. 

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 02, 2014 05:45 PM (WdbF7)

76 >>Yeah? Well, I liked reading the dictionary when I was in third grade! Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 09:38 PM (/gJVs) Ditto, here. If I asked what a word meant, pops would always point to the dictionary on the shelf. Looking up one word would lead to another and I could kill hours getting lost in a dictionary. I was reading by the time I was three. Unintentional on my parents' part. I was (and still am) an insomniac and they always said, "Take a book to bed. Go away."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 05:46 PM (V4CBV)

77 Hey, Sooners!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:46 PM (zDsvJ)

78 What if the 21st Century is Only Starting Now in 2014

Most Arrogantly Stupid Article of the Year 2014 already has a barn-burning winner.

Minxy's JWOW - Hayai

Nice bags. I mean under her eyes.

She's seen some mileage that hasn't been reimbursed by the Head Office.

Library Stamps
Heh. Way to make us feel old, you bastard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 05:46 PM (dwArK)

79 Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 09:45 PM (8lmkt)

A prudent thing to have stockpiled for the burning times as well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2014 05:47 PM (o3MSL)

80 Ahh, walking to the corner store and buying cigarettes for my dad, and yes, my first smoke was a Marlboro Red.  It had to be a soft pack or the corner store guy would know it wasn't for my dad. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 02, 2014 05:47 PM (HsJeN)

81 Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 09:40 PM (8lmkt) I'm ancient. :^) I remember it. My mother-a hard core smoker ,was in the hospital in the early 80's. Skinny little lady that she was, she wheeled her IV down the hall while she was wearing her hospital gown so she could go to the smoking room. and would have liked to smoke in her room if she could. She had a rather macabre sense of humor and said "I'll be glad to be cremated so I can have a good smoke." ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 05:47 PM (BC6cY)

82 Sunscreen users are at risk for osteoporosis yes even men. You need sunlight to convert vitamin D to a usable form in the body. They'll kill us all with good intentions. Use the sunblock just get yourself at least 15-20 minutes of sunlight a day without...then slather it on.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 02, 2014 05:48 PM (KuZ6A)

83 "21 Things '80s (and 70s) Kids' Did That Were Awesome 13. Running into the store to buy an adult cigarettes." When I was little parents at wedding receptions thought nothing of letting kids trot off to the bar to fetch pitchers of beer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 05:48 PM (RxVu7)

84 Dog rescue organizations wouldn't inflict this on dogs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 09:42 PM (RxVu7)



I know, ridiculous right?!?!?

/Turns on gas chamber

Posted by: PETA at January 02, 2014 05:48 PM (WdbF7)

85 Peaches, I took a plane from LAX to Detroit in the '80 to be in a friend's  wedding in Michigan.  Smoked on the plane.  The 2 guys in the seat next to me didn't smoke but said they sat there 'cause it more fun.  Good times.  Didn't even know who was gonna pick me up at the airport.  Luckly ran in to bride's mom on the stairs. 

Posted by: Infidel at January 02, 2014 05:48 PM (6bvBO)

86 If you burned in 30 minutes or less, like me, you'd wear the sunscreen.

 

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 09:43 PM

 

Oh, I see. Where I grew up anyone who burned that quick didn't survive past their 3rd birthday. Besides, if you move fast enough, the rays don't burn you.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 05:48 PM (9gNQd)

87 46 My sister used cocoa butter. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 02, 2014 09:40 PM (V70Uh) I'll try to refrain from submitting a comment laden with sexual innuendo...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 05:48 PM (/gJVs)

88 The last thing in the world those social workers want is for those sweet beautiful black children to be raised by whites and become successful and happy and know nothing of their "cultural heritage."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 02, 2014 05:49 PM (V70Uh)

89 I don't know, maybe I'm nuts,  but where Minxy is concerned I would shove my face in her rack pretty frigging hayai.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 02, 2014 05:49 PM (FMbng)

90 Used to ride my bike over (no helmet) and come home with a stack. Yeah, i'm a geek. __________ Oh, I bet I can out-geek you.at about 11 or 12, i would ride my bike well over 10 miles to the coin & stamp store. Down 4 lane undivided highways, across major intersections, the whole shebang. Yeah, used to buys cigs for aunts & uncles, play with Jarts, get kicked out of the house in the morning and told don't come home 'til the streetlights come on.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 05:49 PM (82LNv)

91 Pretty good list. But forget sunblock 4. It was tanning oil back in the day. Remember? Of course, being fair skinned and hating the hot weather, this was not a big issue for me.

Posted by: Y-not


Chapstick still proudly has on the label a notice of 'SPF 4. '

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 05:49 PM (dwArK)

92 remember phone booths? that cost a dime?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 05:50 PM (2NfAC)

93 shredded chi, Do you have kids tomorrow? ******** Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 05:50 PM (z4WKX)

94 Well.. I amused myself today by going on the "site dedicated to the fashions of our first lady" aka Mrs. O. I have them all fighting among themselves. Laughing my ass off.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 02, 2014 05:50 PM (u25eL)

95 85 Dog rescue organizations wouldn't inflict this on dogs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 09:42 PM (RxVu7)



I know, ridiculous right?!?!?

/Turns on gas chamber

Posted by: PETA at January 02, 2014 09:48 PM (WdbF7)

 

PETA is not a dog rescue organization.  They're not job terrorist suppporters that are opposed to keeping pets of any kind.

Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2014 05:50 PM (LI48c)

96 I mean, remember getting along without a phone in your pocket all day?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 05:50 PM (2NfAC)

97 24 Sunscreen? We used baby oil ______ Mixed with iodine. Really. Don't know why, but that's what stepdad did, so that's what i did.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 05:51 PM (82LNv)

98 Uh oh Jewells45.  Dare I ask what kind of simply marvelous comments did you leave?  About how slimming the drapes make her shoulders?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 05:51 PM (cubpP)

99 95 Well.. I amused myself today by going on the "site dedicated to the fashions of our first lady" aka Mrs. O. I have them all fighting among themselves. Laughing my ass off. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 02, 2014 09:50 PM (u25eL) Fashions? You mean the curtains and sofa upholstery that she wears?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 05:51 PM (UAMVq)

100 Remember the days and nights before the www? What did we do??

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 05:51 PM (2NfAC)

101 my neighbors used water from the systern for their hair...SIC

Posted by: dumbartist at January 02, 2014 05:51 PM (ahBY0)

102 >>Mixed with iodine. Really. Don't know why, I think that just provided some tint.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:52 PM (zDsvJ)

103 Get ready for Kluwe-gate. Washed up former Viqueen punter and all-around hamdouche attributes his cutting to bigots and cowards running the team instead of to simple economics. Be prepared for non-stop MSM coverage, investigations, and witch hunts. If I were one of these guys being maligned by this asshole, I'd put a contract out on him.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 02, 2014 05:52 PM (hcHS/)

104 I used to break old thermometers on the tile floor and play with the mercury.  Mercury was fun to play with.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 02, 2014 05:52 PM (jucos)

105 Ex-Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe claims he was sacked for speaking out in favor of same-sex marriage and bullied by coach who told him he would 'burn in hell with the gays'

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2014 05:52 PM (e8kgV)

106 You could put a boob-belt on a pig, but it would still be a pig.

Posted by: Channeling 2008 Barack Obama at January 02, 2014 05:53 PM (rn0EN)

107 55 Hi chemjeff! Rooting for the Chiefs this weekend?

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 09:41 PM (zDsvJ)


but of course!  how are you this fine evening

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 05:53 PM (9GG/0)

108 Oh.. I am being very sneaky and stealth.. not tipping my hand yet. I already got banned from there once so I am going to be a bit more subtle this time around.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 02, 2014 05:53 PM (u25eL)

109 Some other things from our/my youth: 1. swim caps 2. "rubbers" for rainy days 3. baths instead of showers

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:53 PM (zDsvJ)

110 Kenya won't let Americans adopt from the country anymore. Rumor is they are against cross racial and gay adoption. My dream of having an Olympic runner kid is slowly fading.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 02, 2014 05:53 PM (WdbF7)

111 >>>>>What did we do??

smoked dope n played d and d

Posted by: Bigby's Snow-Shoveling Hands at January 02, 2014 05:54 PM (RLTt1)

112 Boobs are awesome.

Posted by: 70's kid at January 02, 2014 05:54 PM (fsLdt)

113 >>how are you this fine evening Slightly tipsy. I'm back to trying to watch what I eat, so this glass of wine is hitting me hard.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:54 PM (zDsvJ)

114 Rage Against the Eschaton What truly, is the worst case scenario for America? Perhaps it is this: The Cultural Marxists and Progressives have Immanentized the Eschaton and replaced the Organic Superstructure, Liberty and Virtue, of our Civic Heritage, and replaced it, via their “long march through the institutions,” with their own utopian visions. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3754

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2014 05:54 PM (AymDN)

115 It wasn't until I became a parent 10 years ago that I realized how much had changed since the 1970s and 80s.  I guess I was too busy in the 90s smuggling contraband in and out of third-world shit holes to notice what was happening to America. 

The total lack of communication kids had with parents during afternoons and weekends is the biggest change.  We roamed like packs of feral dogs.  Nowadays, everyone's too worried about random child-snatchers to let kids live wild like we did.  Of course, that's the fault of the Divorce Industry, which got itself a new propaganda manager in the mid-70s, and they promoted all sorts of bullshit "stories" (and even movies) about the UNBELIEVABLY LARGE NUMBER OF ORDINARY KIDS WHO ARE KIDNAPPED EVERY SECOND!!!!

Turns out, it was total crap.  Almost all of those "kidnappings" were non-custodial parent spats, post-divorce and before courts and cops had ironed out their paperwork for such things.  But the National Organization for Women wanted to be sure that non-custodial fathers were treated as equivalent to child abductors. 

That was also right about the time that Halloween ended, for a solid 15 years. 

I spent the better part of my childhood (especially summers) exploring a cave.  A real honest-to-goodness C-A-V-E.  No radios.  No backup gear.  No helmets.  No training.  No access to said cave unless you were about the size of a 12 year-old boy.  Virtually zero information conveyed to parental units that we were spending time in the cave (which was under most of our neighborhood, with a sinkhole that served as an access point about a block away). 

That sort of thing is pretty much impossible now.

Posted by: Phinn at January 02, 2014 05:54 PM (KOGmz)

116 9 Nice ONT Maet, my son will never know the joy of jarts like I did.... or my six victims. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 09:31 PM (TE35l) At one memorable family Christmas party my cousin landed a dart about an eighth of an inch from my brother's eyeball. Of course it was my brother's fault for walking in front of the target to retrieve darts while my cousin was taking aim.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 05:54 PM (RxVu7)

117

Hey didn't a bunch of the sports journalists all have a hardon after that scrub basketball player at the end of his career came out how this year we'll probably have players active in other sports come out as well.

 

That total is still at ZERO I believe.

Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2014 05:55 PM (LI48c)

118 I remember playing with mercury.  Also worked at the donut shop after school folding those pink boxes when I was in 7th grade.  I miss those innocent days.

Posted by: Infidel at January 02, 2014 05:55 PM (6bvBO)

119 106 Ex-Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe claims he was sacked for speaking out in favor of same-sex marriage --- He made $1.6M last year. His rookie replacement, whose numbers are pretty much the same, made around $450K.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:55 PM (zDsvJ)

120 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 02, 2014 09:52 PM (e8kgV) I find that hard to believe. It sounds like a bid for attention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 05:55 PM (BC6cY)

121 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 09:47 PM (BC6cY)

Oh, my, she sounds like a pip, Fenelon!

I was on a plane from LA to NYC, must have been maybe the late 80s.  The entire Ukrainian National Ballet was on the plane.  I have never seen people who smoked and drank so much, ever, anywhere.  And I have not led a particularly sheltered life.

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

122 My dream of having an Olympic runner kid is slowly fading.
** sigh **

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 02, 2014 05:55 PM (Ua6T/)

123 We constantly get pestered about sunblock for our kids.  We're somewhat older parents, and, unless we're out for a day at the pool, don't even consider it.  Let these 80s-born parents and their vitamin D-deficient kids use it on the walk from the door to the car. 

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 05:55 PM (MMC8r)

124 105 i used to eat those sweet paint chips!

Posted by: Bigby's Snow-Shoveling Hands at January 02, 2014 05:56 PM (RLTt1)

125 89 The last thing in the world those social workers want is for those sweet beautiful black children to be raised by whites and become successful and happy and know nothing of their "cultural heritage."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 02, 2014 09:49 PM (V70Uh)



Hell, they may get so estranged from their heritage that they could *GASP* vote Republican!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 05:56 PM (T1005)

126 Remember Banana Boat Tanning Oils?  I used to go out with a nubile young thing that constantly was in a bikini and greased up with Banana Boat.  G-d do I ever miss being 16.  Eye popping wood could be achieved in the wind was blowing just right.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 02, 2014 05:56 PM (jucos)

127 My dream of having an Olympic runner kid is slowly fading. Alas, mine too.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 02, 2014 05:56 PM (UAMVq)

128 Remember the days and nights before the www?   What did we do??
Posted by: Soothern Man


Read, go the the mall, play video games in the theater lobby, sweat over calling a girl in our class, end up calling our moron friends, listen to the radio, bike to the 7-11 for a Slurpee, look at the Tattoo/Swimsuit magazines because the porn mags were behind the counter...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 05:57 PM (dwArK)

129 a

Posted by: 70's kid at January 02, 2014 05:57 PM (fsLdt)

130 chase those little balls of mercury and make a dime more shiny than you ever saw...nice

Posted by: dumbartist at January 02, 2014 05:57 PM (ahBY0)

131 Too bad no one is watching the Sugar Bowl. OU 24 UA 17 3 minutes left in the half.

Posted by: extra at January 02, 2014 05:57 PM (XTlIj)

132 Remember the days and nights before the www?

What did we do??


Parents watched television. 

Kids listened to records, and occasionally sneaked out, got into trouble, including but not limited to drugs and sex, but mostly listened to records. 

Posted by: Phinn at January 02, 2014 05:58 PM (KOGmz)

133 117 nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 09:54 PM (RxVu7)

That is the correct ruling as well, situational awareness may have been a team duty but it was your skull.

My family reunions among the cousins was action packed.  We played a form of "war" with jarts if the adults got too involved in cards....


Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 05:58 PM (TE35l)

134 yeah I gotta wear SPF 10 million otherwise I turn red

guess it's fitting that I went to Nebraska, because I too have only two colors, red and white

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 05:58 PM (9GG/0)

135 Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 09:55 PM (MMC8r) I'm am older parent too and I do the same.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 05:58 PM (BC6cY)

136 The total lack of communication kids had with parents during afternoons and weekends is the biggest change. We roamed like packs of feral dogs. Nowadays, everyone's too worried about random child-snatchers to let kids live wild like we did. --------- That's really interesting to me. It's the opposite of what I thought was happening. Around here (suburban Utah) the kids seem to roam unattended quite a bit. Whereas when I was a kid and teen I spent most afternoons after school either with my mom or with one or two good friends at their houses. I never had a private phone line (or phone call). I always had a curfew. And my parents always knew where I was. Not because of fear of kidnapping, but just because I was supervised.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:58 PM (zDsvJ)

137 I don't believe in "transgender." I believe in "your brain is broken."

Posted by: Peaches at January 02, 2014 09:36 PM (8lmkt)



Yup.  I have sympathy for a schitzophrenic, but I don't treat their illness as normal.  The same for "transgender".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 02, 2014 05:59 PM (lr3d7)

138 Why yes, yes I am a Gene Simmons fanboi. http://tinyurl.com/nwpcsuu

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 05:59 PM (JpFMR)

139 If a black kid has a happy life after being adopted by caucasians, how will they teach them to hate whitey?

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

140 >>guess it's fitting that I went to Nebraska BTW, congrats to the Huskers! Proud of them and the Spartans. Frankly, I think the Badgers had a decent shot at winning had they not lost their starting QB.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 05:59 PM (zDsvJ)

141 76 Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 02, 2014 09:45 PM Married in 1927. The Von Trapps had money (his first wife was the British daughter of the inventer of the modern torpedo), but she lost it in 1935 when she transfered it to a local bank from London to save that bank. They lost it all. They had to rent their lower floors. Marie than had the idea of singing for money. They left Austria for Italy by train just before the takeover by the Nazis. It took a long time for their singing to pay off financially, in the US during WWII.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2014 06:00 PM (u82oZ)

142 116 Phinn at January 02, 2014 09:54 PM (KOGmz)

Phinn you could not be more correct about our parents letting as much as public harmony allowed kid business be kid business and adults doing adult shit.

This is a cotton candy world we're trying to fool these kids into believing in and it is not based in reality at all.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:00 PM (TE35l)

143 I love the jap girls videos. You never see below those tits, think they come with a wide ass? Who cares.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:00 PM (0FSuD)

144 Sea & Ski, children

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

145 'Is the spark of curiosity and exploration innate in a young man? Of course. It can be nurtured indirectly enough by Mum yelling, “Get out of the house!” Something will always beckon from beneath the lake’s expanse, from behind the curtain of trees, from beyond the sky and firmament. In the cacophony of today that “something” may indeed be difficult to hear. But what happens when the boys stop listening?' Admittedly, it's a nostalgia piece I wrote, if anyone's interested: http://tinyurl.com/lnyf25h

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 06:00 PM (V4CBV)

146 I too played with mercury as a child -- I had one of those little plastic maze toys, where you'd try to work the mercury bubble into the center of the maze. But that's nothing compared to Mark Twain's experiences in a silver mill:

That is to say, we got the pulp out of the pans and batteries, and washed the mud patiently away till nothing was left but the long-accumulating mass of quicksilver, with its imprisoned treasures. This we made into heavy, compact snowballs, and piled them up in a bright, luxurious heap for inspection. Making these snowballs cost me a fine gold ring - that and ignorance together; for the quicksilver invaded the ring with the same facility with which water saturates a sponge - separated its particles and the ring crumbled to pieces.

Note: quicksilver is mercury.

Posted by: Splunge at January 02, 2014 06:01 PM (bKA83)

147 137 Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 09:58 PM (zDsvJ)

I didn't take it like that Y-Not.  There were rules and severe punishments if you broke 'em and by God you better get back home if they yelled or else but they gave us a long leash.

These helicopter parents drive me nuts.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:01 PM (TE35l)

148 Memory lane... Lemon juice in the hair! Forgot that one, too. Playing with mercury? I used to have a little jar of it that weighed 10 lbs or more - where did I get it all? And why did I have access to it? Use to build models, then take them out back and stage terrific stunt scenes with lighter fluid and smoke bombs. I had to stop that when mom found the models (I saved the best ones & put THOSE on my bookshelf). Hi, Carol. Don't know yet. Thanks for asking, tho. I asked if they could stay the night, but no answer yet. I haven't forgotten you - email for you and Sharkman in draft...

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:01 PM (82LNv)

149 5 Does anybody really give a shit about what SNL does? Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 09:30 PM (/gJVs) NO. I tried to watch it live and the fucking canned laughter just drove me nuts. They have an audience, why do they still pipe in the fake?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:01 PM (0FSuD)

150 @131, man, our science teacher was pissed when we broke out the mercury. What do you expect when you leave a) a bottle of mercury b) a roomful of 8th graders Good thing we didn't brain damage. My childhood ended in 1982 with the Tylenol cyanide poisonings. No Halloween that year. As it turns out, Tylenol is so bad for you, cyanide is actually a better death.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 02, 2014 06:01 PM (hcHS/)

151 Fourth Horseman, How do you feel? I will add you to prayers. I believe Peaches has the magic list. SheÂ’s told me what wonders its done. I use SPF 30 on my face & try to do hands every day. I have been taking calcium since 2000. I had bone density test & they told me I have to take Calcium with D. I take the same ones I have at work with a Centrum after lunch and one of the lemon flavored chewable ones with D a night.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 06:01 PM (z4WKX)

152 Nip Sip, look at my post #51

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:02 PM (cubpP)

153 We roamed like packs of feral dogs.

We did too.  Then, when we returned home for the day, my mother would recount our every exploit.  We thought she was magic.  We didn't know every person who saw us called to tell her what we were up to.  Most of it was innocent...most of it. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 02, 2014 06:02 PM (HsJeN)

154 The total lack of communication kids had with parents during afternoons and weekends is the biggest change. We roamed like packs of feral dogs. Nowadays, everyone's too worried about random child-snatchers to let kids live wild like we did.
---------

That's really interesting to me. It's the opposite of what I thought was happening.


No, once you got a decent bike for Christmas, you'd join the wolf pack, and it was See Ya Later, Folks!  Mostly it was a circuit to your friends house, to the Circle K where they'd replace Pac-Man with Centipede and then with Ms. Pac-Man or some shit, so you'd find somewhere else to go. 

Your childhood sounds unusually strict.

Posted by: Phinn at January 02, 2014 06:02 PM (KOGmz)

155 I thought Paranoid Pussy Culture opened for Pussy Riot until GLAAD found out the lead singer for PPC was actually a practicing heterosexual.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:03 PM (cubpP)

156 Mitt Romney will never be accused of not breeding enough.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 06:04 PM (2hQRj)

157 That that picture of the Romney family would somehow point out the racism of Republicans is sad in a way that stupid leftists could never conceive. You might even call it irony.

Posted by: cm9000 at January 02, 2014 06:04 PM (3qZbZ)

158 Before Atari 2600, we used to play SIMON and COLECO games. Before that, TROUBLE!

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:04 PM (2NfAC)

159 Before Atari 2600, we used to play SIMON and COLECO games.

PONG was big before the 2600.

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 06:05 PM (MMC8r)

160 156 : Phinn at January 02, 2014 10:02 PM (KOGmz)

In our case it boiled down to how hard you abused the freedom and whether or not you pissed off the neighbor adults to the point the game of telephone got back to 'em....

I grew up in a suburban project and one night we had an 80 kid game of freeze tag going on that covered 2/3ds the development.

It was epic

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:05 PM (TE35l)

161 I remember playing with mercury. Also worked at the donut shop after school folding those pink boxes when I was in 7th grade. I miss those innocent days.

 

Posted by: Infidel at January 02, 2014 09:55 PM

 

 

We used to play with mercury at the old gold mine. A lot of kids used to go there and muck around in the cyanide heaps.. ride bikes, use the caves, use the top of the heaps as forts to defend.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 06:05 PM (9gNQd)

162 I barfed Kaboom! all over the Perfection game. The pieces didn't fit right after that.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 02, 2014 06:06 PM (hcHS/)

163 And to write reports for school, we used to use, get this, encyclopedias and periodicals (magazines for those of you in Rio Linda).

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:06 PM (2NfAC)

164 Touchdown Oklahoma 30-17

Posted by: extra at January 02, 2014 06:06 PM (XTlIj)

165 Mitt Romney will never be accused of not breeding enough.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 10:04 PM (2hQRj)



Remember, the monogamous conservative couple with the large family hate sex, while the childless liberal couple with the open marriage in their 40s are somehow "pro-sex".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 02, 2014 06:06 PM (lr3d7)

166 I played Pong. That's how old I am.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 06:06 PM (fsLdt)

167 So... the fifteenth century started with Agincourt?

Posted by: british toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:06 PM (Xfl0F)

168 Y-not, yeah to be honest I was a bit relieved that the Huskers won. wasn't sure if they were going to do it.

by the way, isn't there a bowl game on? with some no-name teams I'm sure

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 06:07 PM (9GG/0)

169 Remember the days and nights before the www? What did we do?? Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:51 PM (2NfAC) The same thing we did before: Fap (or Schlck, as the case may beÂ…)

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2014 06:07 PM (AymDN)

170 We used to watch SNL and laugh our butts off at the Church Lady and Roseanne Roseanna Danna...What's up with ruining The Sound of Music for me?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2014 06:07 PM (LhAqq)

171 155 no good deed at January 02, 2014 10:02 PM (HsJeN)

It is not that all women have telepathy, it is that all wives have wedding ring radios and all mothers have telepathy

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:07 PM (TE35l)

172 >>Your childhood sounds unusually strict. It was more that I was a very good student and so were my friends and I never went for hanging with crowds. I feel very lucky that my mom was home. I had many happy hours with her. Wish I could have them back.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:07 PM (zDsvJ)

173 Mother cooked a big breakfast then brother and I would grab beanie-weenies for lunch and out the door we would go. We had 300 acres of hills to roam and we did, but always had to be home when the pole light came on or boy were we in trouble if mother had to "holler" for us. We swung from grape vines built fires to heat up the beans and explored every inch of that property. Youth today are deprived.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 02, 2014 06:07 PM (KuZ6A)

174 Multipass!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (6fSty)

175 I could kill a lot of time on a sunny day with only a magnifying glass. Also: ants.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (V4CBV)

176 The movie Zulu depicts what happens when advanced and stagnant societies engage, It's no different than Afghanistan or other backward countries. It's not Racism, it's technology or the lack thereof it.

Posted by: seamrog at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (CMpgx)

177 I flew to Tokyo on a United flight a couple of times. They still had a smoking section and I would always book a seat back there, cause none of the Americans would book there. Usually had six seats to lay down on and sleep. 747s have big rows. One flight was so empty, the stewardess started throwing everyone mini bottles. I still have some extra extra Hennessy from the flight.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (0FSuD)

178 165 Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 10:06 PM (2NfAC)

with college style cites that were not cut and paste jobs(after the 5th grade)

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (TE35l)

179 http://ace.mu.nu/archives/0000_00.php The good old days of December 0000, per the archives. Boy oh boy, I finally found out how the morons thing started. Was that when Hobo-hunting started, too? Boy, Ace sure could write back then.... So, good evening, honored morons. Let me go take a closer look at Maet's post and some comments, and then I'll get distracted, wander off, and be back in the morning be right back, 'cause I know alla y'all care.

Posted by: mindful webworker - indifference versus inertia at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (U13jb)

180 I just realized something. I was at the perfect age when Atari came out. AND the perfect age when Star Wars came out. Yep, it was a great time to be a 27 year old.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (2NfAC)

181 First videogame I remember is this one -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berzerk_%28video_game%29

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (Xfl0F)

182 I played Pong.

That's how old I am.


We couldn't afford that stuff back when I was a kid, but I collect them now.

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 06:08 PM (MMC8r)

183 Here's an article from Popular Mechanics that is a brief overview of current developments in spaceflight: The 7 Ships of the New Space Age http://tinyurl.com/l9z8s7p (Oddly, Boeing's CST-100 orbital capsule is omitted. That would make 8.) Obviously, some of them are more likely to succeed than others. It's interesting that most of these developments are under the radar of the MSM. You'd think that all of these projects would be big news. Anyway, this is why I'm optimistic about our future in space. I'm more excited now than I've been since I was a kid growing up in the Apollo era.

Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2014 06:09 PM (sdi6R)

184 by the way, isn't there a bowl game on? with some no-name teams I'm sure --- Yes, the Sugar Bowl. I'm rooting for the Sooners. So far, they don't seem to realize they're supposed to get slaughtered by Alabama.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:09 PM (zDsvJ)

185 I can remember following the mailman on his route one summer day. Couldn't have been morw than six. I just walked with him for hours. He'd hand me the mail to deliver to each box. Then he shared his lunch with me. Can you imagine letting your kid do that now? Or a mailman that would let you?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:09 PM (82LNv)

186 In our case it boiled down to how hard you abused the freedom and whether or not you pissed off the neighbor adults to the point the game of telephone got back to 'em....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 10:05 PM (TE35l)


An incident with a BB gun and its perhaps-reckless-in-hindsight-use on a freeway overpass comes to mind.

Posted by: Phinn at January 02, 2014 06:09 PM (KOGmz)

187 Shit the first half is not over yet. I won't see the end of this game.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:09 PM (0FSuD)

188 I played Pong.  That's how old I am. Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 10:06 PM

We sat around staring at it wondering what it could be used for.

That's how old I am.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 02, 2014 06:10 PM (0It32)

189 We were like a pack of wild indians. Playing in creeks, building shaky tree houses, riding bikes, etc. etc.
Kids put together games of hopscotch, Mother May I, Simon Says, King on the Mountain, and, of course, the ever-popular dirt clod fights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 06:10 PM (aDwsi)

190 Yes, the Sugar Bowl. I'm rooting for the Sooners. So far, they don't seem to realize they're supposed to get slaughtered by Alabama. It's early.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:10 PM (0FSuD)

191 I can remember following the mailman on his route one summer day. Couldn't have been morw than six. I just walked with him for hours.

.... restraining .... self.... from.... obvious . ....

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:10 PM (Xfl0F)

192 Pong was cool. Anybody remember the electric football games with two teams of tiny plastic players that would wobble about the metal field as it vibrated?

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 02, 2014 06:10 PM (1Y+hH)

193 I remember as a kid from 7 yrs on, in the summer, leaving in the morning after breakfast to go with my friends and not coming home until dinner.  Parents never blinked an eye.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2014 06:10 PM (MaP11)

194 190 I played Pong. That's how old I am. --- I played Ping Pong. (with our neighbor who was a Vietnamese refugee) Even older.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:11 PM (zDsvJ)

195 GGE is trapped in Memphis probably on Beale St getting plastered after his road trip.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 09:44 PM (cubpP)




Yeah, let's go with that. Because admitting I'm sitting in front of the computer in the hotel room without having had anything more intoxicating than Coke Zero would just add to the degree of pathetic...

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 06:11 PM (+qUq2)

196 I more or less grew up in the sticks, I roamed for hours with a pellet gun shooting/ hunting whatever

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:12 PM (07nix)

197 191 We were like a pack of wild indians. Playing in creeks, building shaky tree houses, riding bikes, etc. etc. Kids put together games of hopscotch, Mother May I, Simon Says, King on the Mountain, and, of course, the ever-popular dirt clod fights. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 10:10 PM (aDwsi) I missed out on all of that. There weren't a lot of kids in my neighborhood to begin with and my parents were very restrictive.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 06:12 PM (UAMVq)

198 Remember the days and nights before the www? What did we do?? ----- Id stay up till the aerobisize show came on, long after the parents were asleep. http://tinyurl.com/n5h5nml Or the JCPenny catalog.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 06:12 PM (2hQRj)

199 Anybody remember the electric football games with two teams of tiny plastic players that would wobble about the metal field as it vibrated?

Feel the buzz man.  Feel the buzz.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2014 06:12 PM (MaP11)

200 I remember as a kid from 7 yrs on, in the summer, leaving in the morning after breakfast to go with my friends and not coming home until dinner. Parents never blinked an eye. Yuppers. Ancient times.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 06:12 PM (fsLdt)

201 197 GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 10:11 PM (+qUq2)

You could always drive into the Blizzard, get stranded on the freeway in a 54,000 car back-up and post from your android...

THAT was pathetic when I did it...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:13 PM (TE35l)

202 Beware I live!  Sinistar
http://youtu.be/xcyBtVwAsfg

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:13 PM (cubpP)

203 Whether it was cowboys and indians (with cap guns), cops and robbers, and even Planet of the Apes, the good guys/bad guys games were always a good staple.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 06:13 PM (V4CBV)

204 I was 8 when Star Wars debuted. I was the target audience. Not really, I was a little too young. But when Empire Strikes back came out in 1980, I certainly was the target audience. And then...Atari. In, what, 1982?? I was 13 for the debut of the home video game console, the perfect age. For those of you in my cohort, doesn't it feel like all the technology has been invented just for You?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:13 PM (2NfAC)

205 201 Anybody remember the electric football games with two teams of tiny plastic players that would wobble about the metal field as it vibrated? Barfed on that too.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (hcHS/)

206 Gotta admire Minx's large and lovelyÂ… vocabularyÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (AymDN)

207 153---"... the lemon flavored chewable ones with D a night." Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 10:01 PM (z4WKX) ---------------------------- Carol, I have seen those lemon ones in the store and been tempted to try them. Are they good or do they taste "mediciney?"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (dfYL9)

208 I don't get the Duck Dynasty photo. Is one of them a dirty Scandi?

Posted by: some other guy at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (2DunM)

209 Parents never blinked an eye. Probably glad to get rid of us. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (BC6cY)

210 On topic of 8bit music and hot creepy chicks

Crystal Castles -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR2QIJdtgiU

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (Xfl0F)

211 I'm having a 'quiet crisis' in my pants

Posted by: Bill de B at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (omBWL)

212 Anybody remember the electric football games with two teams of tiny plastic players that would wobble about the metal field as it vibrated? Oh yeah.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (fsLdt)

213 oh hi GGE
I have been having some car trouble of late so I may not make it, my apologies in advance if I can't

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (9GG/0)

214 191 We were like a pack of wild indians. Playing in creeks, building shaky tree houses, riding bikes, etc. etc.  ______ And even shakier bike ramps. I still have a scar from that one where we knocked one leg off of the picnic table... Yeah, yeah, boulder - i knew some pervert would chime in with that!

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (82LNv)

215 I missed the marijuana discussion and I don't want to stir the pot, but one thing we have had happening more here since its legalization is apartments going splodey as idiots try making oil or improperly growing it. I know mooooooo will dispute me, but yet again last night an apartment burned because of a marijuana grow.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (RZ8pf)

216 Oh, yeah, played outside a lot with my big sister. Collected frogs, toads, turtles, snakes. The only time I ever got "in trouble" in my 51 years on Earth was for breaking bottles by the construction site for some houses that were being built in our neighborhood. (We were one of the first houses on our street.) Some asshole adult must've called the cops (instead of just telling two 9 & 11 yr old girls to stop). He actually picked us up and brought us home. As soon as he left, my parents told us how pissed they were at the cop for making a mountain out of a molehill. Thought that was cool of them.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (zDsvJ)

217 Y-not.  Miss my mom too, we had a lot of fun together.

Posted by: Infidel at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (6bvBO)

218 Pinball was once king.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (9gNQd)

219 We also had some epic games of **** wait for it *** smear the queer and King of the dirt pile

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:14 PM (07nix)

220 Mothers in the neighborhood were mostly home then. They'd keep an eye out. If something happened or someone did something really bad, someone would holler out the door and then call your mom.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2014 06:15 PM (P6QsQ)

221 Or the JCPenny catalog Ah yes. The good old lingerie section.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 06:15 PM (UAMVq)

222 The best memory I have as a feral child was tagging along with some kids who were catching crawdads in the creek by the park. They took them to school the next day and put them in the fish tank. I think you can guess where this is going...

Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2014 06:15 PM (CozRk)

223 Feel the buzz man. Feel the buzz.

I live in Colorado. Here we pay the dealer to *not* be high.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:15 PM (Xfl0F)

224 Carol fell pretty good I'm on xeloda which makes me tired but doesn't slow me down a lot. It's confined the cancer to my bones doc says if it hits liver or lungs it's back on chemo I told him " been there done that got the t-shirt can do it again" he rarely laughs but I always can get to him. If I had his job I don't know if I could laugh either. Thanks for asking. Make sure to get some sunlight when you can.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 02, 2014 06:15 PM (KuZ6A)

225 #168...I'm sorry that resembles me...

Posted by: dumbartist at January 02, 2014 06:15 PM (ahBY0)

226 And then...Atari. In, what, 1982??

1977.

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 06:16 PM (MMC8r)

227 "Smear the Queer" was politically incorrect, so we just called it "Monkey in the Middle."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 06:16 PM (V4CBV)

228 remember phone booths? that cost a dime? Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:50 PM (2NfAC) Slackers, a nickel and you held the headset to your ear and spoke into the horn on the phone. You could also fool the phone by sticking a safety pin in the headset line and grounding it to the phone. Each time you touched it the nickel bell would go off. Course you had to talk to an operator to call long distance, everyone knows that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:17 PM (0FSuD)

229 198 When I was 12 we moved to the deep country. I would get off the school bus, pick up my .22, and head for woods/swamps. I do not recall ever encountering anyone else. It was pretty damn fine. I would have to time things to be home before dark.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

230 77? Atari 2600 came out in 77?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:17 PM (2NfAC)

231 I have been having some car trouble of late so I may not make it, my apologies in advance if I can't

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 10:14 PM (9GG/0)



Well, if you make it we'll be glad to see you.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 06:18 PM (+qUq2)

232 Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 10:14 PM (zDsvJ)

Ah....this is the troll Y-not.

Because the real Y-not is 28 and smokin' hot.

[remember when dealing with cops didn't have a subtext of: he might shoot me?]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2014 06:18 PM (QFxY5)

233 229 "Smear the Queer" was politically incorrect, so we just called it "Monkey in the Middle." Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 10:16 PM (V4CBV) So you moved from homophobia to racism? Not exactly a step up there. J/K

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 06:18 PM (UAMVq)

234 I smoked Larks when I was a kid, 27 cents a pack at the E&O Market, Oakton, Virginia.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 02, 2014 06:18 PM (l3vZN)

235 We had a hockey game that was badass. You worked the players up and down lanes with thin metal rods. Once you learned how to twirl the rod, you could shoot bullets at the kid on the other end.

Posted by: Meremortal, throw your paper at January 02, 2014 06:18 PM (1Y+hH)

236 TPH, thanks for the anime Dr. Who.  It was good to see even weirdly drawn the Pertwee Doctor.  And the Master's TARDIS = priceless.  And the JSDF and UNIT about as useful as usual.  Bikini girl with mop versus DALEK, now that was stolen from the episode where Ace used a baseball bat on one.

Check out link on post #51.  Late Christmas present.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:19 PM (cubpP)

237 Did lots of tree climbing when I was a kid. Plus made model ships and took them to the dump, to see how their damage control teams did. Black smoke from the burning polystyrene was only extinguished when the ship sank beneath the water. BB gun holes put out the fire. Good times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2014 06:19 PM (u82oZ)

238 76 Wasn't Von Trapp dirt poor by the time he married Maria, also I think they got married a whole ten years before the anschluss. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 02, 2014 09:45 PM (WdbF7) I once read a biography of the family. He had done something financial to back Austria against the nazis and lost everything. Also, she was not as sweet as portrayed. She was described as being the pushy one in the marriage, but she was also responsible for the family's success as musicians.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 06:19 PM (RxVu7)

239 230 remember phone booths? that cost a dime? -- Heh. In college (which was in Vermont) my husband's physics professor came back from a trip to the Big City (Boston) and was irate because the phone calls were FIFTEEN CENTS. Mr Y-not does a great impersonation of said professor (whose nickname was The Loon) ranting about a 15 cent phone call.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:19 PM (zDsvJ)

240 29 I don't remember running into the store for ciggies, but I certainly used the cigarette vending machines. Remember those? Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 09:37 PM (zDsvJ) I still remember beer vending machines! Last one I saw was at Sub Base Peasrl at the Q, 2nd deck.

Posted by: CDR M at January 02, 2014 06:19 PM (LsJl8)

241 And where did we get all that damn mercury? Broken thermometers? Anyone else have a genuine Gilbert Chemistry kit? Also I still have my American Flyer train set.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:20 PM (0FSuD)

242 230 Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 10:17 PM (0FSuD)

Pikers, I am the guy who polished the mirrors Posthumous Agrippa used to beat Mark Anthony at Actium like a rented mule....

//Vic

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:20 PM (TE35l)

243 Pearl. Damn you tablet.

Posted by: CDR M at January 02, 2014 06:20 PM (LsJl8)

244 @101

Before the "internet" I ran a bulletin board service which was a portal to download software, pictures leave and read messages, this was in the 80's

Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2014 06:20 PM (Xkr8I)

245 "The advantage of the Airbus approach is that you can haul back on the stick as hard as you want without breaking the aircraft (and turning it into several smaller, less-airworthy aircraft)."

The stick isn't the only aerodynamic control available to a pilot.

The crew and passengers of American 587 found out that you can't just stomp on the rudder pedals as hard as you want. It's entirely possible in that generation of Airbii to structurally overload the fin with rudder loads and tear the whole assemblage off the airframe. There are no logic limits to prevent it. Not even a warning light.

260 aboard, all dead, five more killed on the ground.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_587

Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2014 06:21 PM (gqT4g)

246 229 "Smear the Queer" was politically incorrect, so we just called it "Monkey in the Middle." Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 10:16 PM (V4CBV) UhhhÂ….those are two entirely different games.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 06:21 PM (JpFMR)

247 Atari 2600 came out in 77?

Yep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atari_2600

1982 was the great Video Game Crash, when the industry collapsed and a lot of manufacturers went out of business, until the Nintendo Entertainment System came out in 1985.

My wife got me an Atari console for Christmas this year.  It's my third-- the first one is her original one from the early 80s, this one is the 'Darth Vader' model (all black) from a little later.

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 06:21 PM (MMC8r)

248 [i[]TPH, thanks for the anime Dr. Who. It was good to see even weirdly drawn the Pertwee Doctor. And the Master's TARDIS = priceless. And the JSDF and UNIT about as useful as usual. Bikini girl with mop versus DALEK, now that was stolen from the episode where Ace used a baseball bat on one. Check out link on post #51. Late Christmas present. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 10:19 PM (cubpP) Wouldn't the resultant sqeeking be distracting?

Posted by: The Squeeky Hat at January 02, 2014 06:21 PM (AymDN)

249

I think I'll just go and repost a comment I directed at toby a few weeks back when he said he wouldn't want to be Alabama's bowl opponent.  It was obviously made before Ohio State decided to choke in the Big Ten Championship and an SEC team did get into the NC game anyways.

 

133 On the plus side, I would not want to be Alabama's Bowl opponent.
Posted by: toby928© Still crying in his breakfast beer at December 01, 2013 02:33 PM (QupBk


Eh. I wouldn't mind it. Their whole mindset is "we're the best we rule the SEC and the SEC dominates the National Championship game." Well no you don't rule the SEC and there's a good chance an SEC team won't be in the National Championship game. Quite the ego deflator. You start out the Bowl game with a good punch in th mouth to them and they might just give up.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2013 02:38 PM (LI48c)

Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2014 06:22 PM (LI48c)

250 We built tree houses, climbed trees, jumped off the garage roof with sheets for parachutes, rode bikes all day and built ramps to jump, played football all day and hide-n-go-seek at night, balanced along the the knuckles up chain link fence until we hit the knuckles down, rode dirt bikes, fished, "hunted" in the backyard with our pellet guns, operated the lawn equipment without adult supervision...you know, normal stuff.  We lived in a small town and were within walking distance of several relatives.  It was the kind of town people would walk up to you and say "you are such and such's daughter aren't you, you look just like your mother." 

Posted by: no good deed at January 02, 2014 06:22 PM (HsJeN)

251

Baby oil, lemon juice for the hair and aluminum foil so your face would really fry-er, get tan. And gee, I'm surprised to see that 2013 library checkout stamp. It's sort of nice that there is still a library somewhere where they still use checkout stamps.

 

When I was a kid (and went to the "bookmobile") I was always pleased when I saw a book I wanted to borrow had been checked out a bunch of times - I thought it must be a good read then.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 06:22 PM (R3gO3)

252 please define monkey in the middle. no habla that

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:22 PM (07nix)

253 I still remember beer vending machines! Last one I saw was at Sub Base Peasrl at the Q, 2nd deck ___________ I remember seeing those somewhere, but couldn't say where. Bowling alleys? And how young do you have to be to not remember stepping on pop-top tabs?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:22 PM (82LNv)

254 232 Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 10:17 PM (2NfAC)

Yup.... the first iteration anyway that you had to be "rich" to afford....

by 82 they were down enough in price point we got one.


Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:22 PM (TE35l)

255 And then cell phones became almost affordable as I entered adulthood. I got my first cell phone in 1998. Four carriers later, I still have the same #.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:22 PM (2NfAC)

256 "Smear the Queer" was politically incorrect, so we just called it "Monkey in the Middle."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 10:16 PM (V4CBV)




Nowadays we'd just call it "Fuck that guy in particular"

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 06:22 PM (+qUq2)

257 "Smear the Queer" was politically incorrect, so we just called it "Monkey in the Middle."
Those are two very different games. Monkey in the Middle is a version of 'keep away'. Smear the Queer pits one person's ball running skills against everyone else's tackling skills.

Posted by: fluffy at January 02, 2014 06:23 PM (Ua6T/)

258 Sunscreen? We used baby oil *** Do you remember Johnson and Johnson's baby oil mouse? It was AWESOME!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 06:23 PM (DmNpO)

259 Sounds like a certain chapeau does not appreciate things...   find  go back to your boobeh mouse pads... 

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:23 PM (cubpP)

260 Damn. My Tide is not looking very sharp. They need to get back to their running game in the 2nd half.

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2014 06:23 PM (QupBk)

261 Before the "internet" I ran a bulletin board service which was a portal to download software, pictures leave and read messages, this was in the 80's

All the porn 300 baud could deliver!

Posted by: --- at January 02, 2014 06:23 PM (MMC8r)

262 >>>Before the "internet" I ran a bulletin board service which was a portal to download software, pictures leave and read messages, this was in the 80's I was always checking out BBS sites on my dad's Trash-80 as a teenager. Even found some ASCII pr0n lol

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 06:23 PM (V4CBV)

263 Baby oil and Jim beam was my tanning strategy in college. Still can't believe how we would lay out regularly and fry ourselves.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 02, 2014 06:23 PM (RZ8pf)

264 Pikers, I am the guy who polished the mirrors Posthumous Agrippa used to beat Mark Anthony at Actium like a rented mule.... //Vic Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 10:20 PM (TE35l) I believe you are thinking of Posthumous' fatherÂ…

Posted by: The Political Toga at January 02, 2014 06:23 PM (AymDN)

265 223 Or the JCPenny catalog Ah yes. The good old lingerie section. Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 10:15 PM (UAMVq) --- If I remember right, the JCPenny catalog made the Sears catalog look like a burqua catalog.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 06:24 PM (2hQRj)

266 nick, have you found yourself a copy of FULL THROTTLE?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:24 PM (2NfAC)

267 Thinks I learned growing up. Never surprise your Mom with a snake you caught in the yard. "Look, Mom!" My Mom hated snakes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2014 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

268 "Monkey in the Middle."

Pretty sure that's how AIDS started

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:24 PM (Xfl0F)

269 If I had his job I don't know if I could laugh either. Thanks for asking. Make sure to get some sunlight when you can. Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 02, 2014 10:15 PM (KuZ6A) My oncologist is always cheerful, itÂ’s been 10+ years but even in the beginning she wasnÂ’t very dour. When my older brother & I first went to see her we thought she was a ditz. She talks fast and so do I. Did Peaches fill you in and/or do you know about the Horde prayer circle? I left to go do laundry before. IÂ’m sorry if you think I left. I wanted to do it before it got too cold in the back hall. ItÂ’s three degrees out now and there is very little insulation in hall with dryer.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 06:24 PM (z4WKX)

270 "For those of you in my cohort, doesn't it feel like all the technology has been invented just for You? Posted by: Soothern Man" Nintendo sure as hell was. I can directly trace my sinking grades in college to the release of the first Nintendo console. I still play that one, in addition to all the others.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 02, 2014 06:24 PM (080XV)

271 I still remember beer vending machines! Last one I saw was at Sub Base Peasrl at the Q, 2nd deck.

Posted by: CDR M at January 02, 2014 10:19 PM (LsJl




Bundy Barracks, Rosie Roads PR.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 06:24 PM (+qUq2)

272 Sad: Transgender Cambridge academic seriously ill from too much holiday cheer and stag goring, but mostly stag goring.

Posted by: shibumi at January 02, 2014 06:24 PM (25HWz)

273 I remember calling my grandparents from the back of one of my Dad's Limousines.  It was probably 1977.  Car phones were not that common and I thought it was the coolest thing.  The phone had rotory dial and a cord.  Cutting edge technology.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 02, 2014 06:25 PM (jucos)

274 >>>Smear the Queer" was politically incorrect, so we just called it "Monkey in the Middle." Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 10:16 PM (V4CBV) UhhhÂ….those are two entirely different games. In our neighborhood they were all just variations on "keep away."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 06:25 PM (V4CBV)

275 We built tree houses, climbed trees, jumped off the garage roof with sheets for parachutes, rode bikes all day and built ramps to jump, played football all day and hide-n-go-seek at night, balanced along the the knuckles up chain link fence until we hit the knuckles down, rode dirt bikes, fished, "hunted" in the backyard with our pellet guns, operated the lawn equipment without adult supervision...you know, normal stuff. We lived in a small town and were within walking distance of several relatives. It was the kind of town people would walk up to you and say "you are such and such's daughter aren't you, you look just like your mother." *** Seems familiar. One time my sister, my neighbors and I took a big plastic tarp and tied it to trees to make a pool. Thank goodness You Tube wasn't around back then.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 06:25 PM (DmNpO)

276 UhhhÂ….those are two entirely different games __________ Agreed. Don't forget "pickle."

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:25 PM (82LNv)

277 266 The Political Toga at January 02, 2014 10:23 PM (AymDN)

Marcus....and I should have heard BRIAN BLESSED yelling MARK-US!

Damn hat I may be getting Midheimers.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:25 PM (TE35l)

278 So this is the Geritol thread? I was looking for the ONT. I must have stopped at the wrong floor.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2014 06:25 PM (4Mv1T)

279 @247 Holy shit. I never read that and always wonder WTF happen with that crash. Thanks

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:25 PM (0FSuD)

280 Kidding.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2014 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)

281 Agreed. Don't forget "pickle." I love that game.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 02, 2014 06:26 PM (UAMVq)

282 267 223 Or the JCPenny catalog

Ah yes. The good old lingerie section.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 10:15 PM (UAMVq)
---
If I remember right, the JCPenny catalog made the Sears catalog look like a burqua catalog.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 10:24 PM (2hQRj)



National Geographic.

Posted by: Dirty Old Man Since Age 10 at January 02, 2014 06:26 PM (rn0EN)

283 We (among other things) fished and caught frogs and turtles, played tag, climed trees. went bird nesting and put on little plays we wrote ourselves in the unused chicken coops behind my friends house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 06:26 PM (BC6cY)

284 Maybe that's one reason Duck Dynasty is so popular. They do a lot of the dumb goofy stuff we did as kids.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2014 06:26 PM (P6QsQ)

285

When I started smoking (at 16), cigs were 50 cents a pack. I remember the first time I paid $1 for a pack - it was at JFK airport and I was outraged. "Good God, NYC really is crazy expensive!"

 

When I finally quit, they were over $6 a pack. I have no idea what they cost now.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 06:27 PM (R3gO3)

286 I am having cookie block tonight. Have made it through 7days of Christmas cookies but am feeling lazy and don't know what to make tonight.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 02, 2014 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)

287 280 So this is the Geritol thread? I was looking for the ONT. I must have stopped at the wrong floor. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2014 10:25 PM (4Mv1T) Think of it as nostalgia for the childhoods some of us had, and wistfulness for the childhoods some of us didn't.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 06:27 PM (UAMVq)

288 275 I remember calling my grandparents from the back of one of my Dad's Limousines. It was probably 1977. Car phones were not that common and I thought it was the coolest thing. The phone had rotory dial and a cord. Cutting edge technology. Those were old 128 mhz phones I believe. Had a big antenna and service sucked. Had to get an operator to dial your number.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:27 PM (0FSuD)

289 Agreed. Don't forget "pickle." Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 10:25 PM (82LNv) Hell yeah. Wall Ball/Butt's Up... Shutup Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 06:28 PM (JpFMR)

290 And how young do you have to be to not remember stepping on pop-top tabs?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 10:22 PM (82LNv)



Nah, you collected those and made chain mail out of them. Of course the girls made necklaces. Girls...pfeh...

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 06:28 PM (+qUq2)

291 280 So this is the Geritol thread? I was looking for the ONT. I must have stopped at the wrong floor.

Posted by: Tobacco Road

282 Kidding.

Posted by: Tobacco Road


No, you're just too afraid of looking in the mirror.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 06:28 PM (dwArK)

292 Wall ball. Otherwise known as "throw a tennis ball as hard as possible against the slow kid". It seems like that eventually melded into a quasi football game with a coke bottle.

Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2014 06:28 PM (CozRk)

293 National Geographic.

 

Posted by: Dirty Old Man Since Age 10 at January 02, 2014 10:26 PM

 

 

Glamour Magazine.

Posted by: george costanza at January 02, 2014 06:28 PM (9gNQd)

294 270 - that is SO wrong. Funny. But fucked up.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:28 PM (82LNv)

295 @263

Nothing better than 300x400 4-bit color boobies.

And the dither grain added a certain something.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2014 06:28 PM (Xkr8I)

296 >>>Course you had to talk to an operator to call long distance, everyone knows that.

Heh. And trunk lines.

also: http://tinyurl.com/l468q5e

First comment talks about the conveyor belts. Never walked groceries to a car back then, and nobody stole anybody's bags

Posted by: Bigby's Snow-Shoveling Hands at January 02, 2014 06:29 PM (RLTt1)

297

If the baby in the Romney family photo was white, the MSNBC turds would have made fun of the blue for boys and pink for girls. "Yep, the Romneys are still living in 1955."

 

 Because sexist.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 06:29 PM (R3gO3)

298 217 I missed the marijuana discussion and I don't want to stir the pot,
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 02, 2014 10:14 PM (RZ8pf)

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2014 06:29 PM (aVcgy)

299 Think of it as nostalgia for the childhoods some of us had, and wistfulness for the childhoods some of us didn't. Posted by: Insomniac
----------------------------

I know. I know. I just kept reading, and reading, and was waiting for somebody to post how they shot rabbits with their flintlock after one-room school.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2014 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

300 Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2014 10:25 PM (4Mv1T) Get out of here, sonny, before I hit you with my cane. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 06:29 PM (BC6cY)

301 re: Flt 587 and composites.  I wonder why they now have NDI of composites to see if the material has delaminated if it was pilot error in that crash?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:29 PM (cubpP)

302 Pikers, I am the guy who polished the mirrors Posthumous Agrippa used to beat Mark Anthony at Actium like a rented mule....

//Vic

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 10:20 PM (TE35l)


Not to be pedantic, but Postumus Agrippa (the correct Latin spelling, by the way) was the son of the man who won at Actium, not the man himself.


Posted by: HTL at January 02, 2014 06:29 PM (QV8Gr)

303 Evening morons and 'ettes!  Another night in the ER, hoping the snow keeps 'em away.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 06:30 PM (b2cFu)

304
Oh yeah I forgot, walked both ways to school up hill, in the snow, for miles.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2014 06:30 PM (MaP11)

305 I can remember in high school the counselor was showing off the "internet" in the school library. At the time the internet consisted of connecting to colleges and looking up scholarships. Didn't interest me in the slightest. Then the TRS-80 came out. Still, unimpressed. Why would someone spend $3000 on something touted as a great way to store home recipes.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 06:30 PM (2hQRj)

306 "I missed the marijuana discussion and I don't want to stir the pot, but one thing we have had happening more here since its legalization is apartments going splodey as idiots try making oil or improperly growing it."

An electrician around here says that he makes bank as a result of these cretins.

They'll rent a place, and since they're stoners, they'll immediately start fucking around with the wiring without knowing what they really are doing. It's common for them to tap the power right below the service mast, bypassing both the meter and the circuit breakers.

But they will use the existing house wiring to get the massive amount of power they're stealing delivered to the grow room. Wiring that is not even remotely able to deal safely with that kind of amperage. Especially with no fuse/breaker protection.

So, either the place burns to the ground as wires melt, or, the power company gets suspicious. In the latter case, once the dopeheads are arrested/evicted, Mr. Electrician comes in to re-do EVERY SINGLE CIRCUIT IN THE HOUSE from the ground up, a complete code-compliant rewire. Because, good luck getting a homeowner's policy renewed without providing proof of same after such an event.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2014 06:30 PM (gqT4g)

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 06:30 PM (+qUq2)

308 Before the "internet" I ran a bulletin board service which was a portal to download software, pictures leave and read messages, this was in the 80's

You can call it a "BBS." 

You're among friends. 

/LOD

Posted by: Phinn at January 02, 2014 06:30 PM (KOGmz)

309 So Boeing trusts the pilot, and Airbus doesn't. Sums up America (at least how it was) and Europe nicely.

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2014 06:30 PM (4JkHl)

310 140 Ask your president

Posted by: MAx at January 02, 2014 06:30 PM (b7yum)

311 Embrace the self-indulgent wallowing in childhood nostalgia!

It could get you elected to a higher office!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (dwArK)

312 280 So this is the Geritol thread? I was looking for the ONT. I must have stopped at the wrong floor. ___________ Get off my lawn, punk!

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (82LNv)

313 11 When I was a kid we mixed iodine with baby oil and slathered it all over every piece of skin that was exposed to the sun. We all had a nice brownish red glow..

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (M/TDA)

314 Muppet Doctor Who: http://mimi-na.deviantart.com/art/Muppet-Dr-Who-220330765

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (AymDN)

315 Jones In CO still not back yet? If obama can pardon the terrorist Lynne Stewart, Ace can shirley pardon Jones.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (2NfAC)

316 292 And how young do you have to be to not remember stepping on pop-top tabs? Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 10:22 PM (82LNv) Nah, you collected those and made chain mail out of them. Of course the girls made necklaces. Girls...pfeh... Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 10:28 PM (+qUq2) Ha ha. In Vietnam the beer did not have pop tops, they would explode when dropped out of a helicopter. They would seen out cases of beer and fifty lb blocks of ice. Guy told me it took 20 spins on the ice to make the beer drinkable. I didn't go, Vic's grandson told me about it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (0FSuD)

317 In 1973, I had a bicycle and lived in Davis, California, and first knew the wonders of nearly unlimited mobility.....even after being busted when my mom started writing a check for a purchase in a store on the other side of town, and the clerk said, "oh, you must be Cthulhu's mom".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (T1005)

318 No, you're just too afraid of looking in the mirror.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
---------------------

Damn straight.

I had cataracts removed from both eyes this past year. Just from the shoulders up it was quite enlightening to see where hairs were growing I never knew about.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (4Mv1T)

319 304 I was there

Posted by: MAx at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (b7yum)

320 I remember when mold was just green shit on the wall an gluten was.... well we didn't know what gluten or MSG was. We somehow survived.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 06:31 PM (fsLdt)

321 304 HTL at January 02, 2014 10:29 PM (QV8Gr)

Pedant on...Hat corrected me once, I chanelled Brian Blessed and copped to my midheimers....

I figure I have the mental acuity of a 96 year old 80s Free Safety......

derp, derp derp

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:32 PM (TE35l)

322 305 Evening morons and 'ettes! Another night in the ER, hoping the snow keeps 'em away. Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 10:30 PM (b2cFu) Best of luck with that. Here's hoping for a quiet night!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 06:32 PM (UAMVq)

323 d'oh!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (+qUq2)

324 Mom sent me for smokes at age 6. Dad sent me for Johnny Walker at 12. Not once refused. Also, I called the liqour store after I had moved away and they hand delivered the Scotch to the door for his birthday- even croaked out "Happy Birthday" for him. Gotta love small towns.

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (jAc/f)

325 Oh, and I really did walk 3 miles to school in the snow. The way back was up a freaking mountain for good measure. Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (CozRk)

326 288 I am having cookie block tonight. Have made it through 7days of Christmas cookies but am feeling lazy and don't know what to make tonight.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 02, 2014 10:27 PM (RZ8pf)


just a humble suggestion:


http://tinyurl.com/qfwf9ns

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (9GG/0)

327 Good evening, Horde. Y'all. I began my winter semester class today, Art Appreciation. Next time I take a humanities course as an elective, shoot me in the face. We went to three galleries: Baltimore Museum of Art, MICA (art school) and Creative Alliance. BMA was fine, great in fact. A good mix of old and new (Boticelli! Picasso! O'Keeffe!). Creative Alliance is typical lib non-profit reaching out to the community blah blah blah. There was a for-real pile of garbage as an art installation. WTF. MICA had a lovely retrospective of painted screens, a pretty unique thing in this part of the world. Then another installation on Johnny Eck, the half-boy who was born without the lower half of his body. Baltimorean, famous for the movie "Freaks". And. A curtained room with a stern warning that 18+ only could enter. Lining this room were pen drawings of twisted figures, sexually explicit mutated human-machine or animal hybrids. One called "The Cock-Eater", one called "Hump Day" with a camel sporting a massive penis. There is nothing mentioning this on the website. Maryland Institute College of Arts. Super.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (N/cFh)

328

I know. I know. I just kept reading, and reading, and was waiting for somebody to post how they shot rabbits with their flintlock after one-room school.

 

I think Vic is sleeping.

Posted by: Infidel at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (6bvBO)

329 Agreed. Don't forget "pickle."
We called that 'run down'
If they over threw, you could rack up bases galore.

Posted by: fluffy at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (Ua6T/)

330 Before the "internet" I ran a bulletin board service which was a portal to download software, pictures leave and read messages, this was in the 80's Wildcat, FirstClass, or Citadel

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (4JkHl)

331 To be nostalgic is easy, and is easily criticized. But for me it stems more from what I see in kids today missing out on things that will make them well-rounded independent adults. A lady friend's ex has custody of their son. He has EVERY make of game console today and is terrified of being outside, thanks to "dad's" scaremongering. The boy weighs as much as I do -- 155 lbs. The boy is eleven years old. /shakes head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (V4CBV)

332 133 Remember the days and nights before the www? What did we do?? Parents watched television. Kids listened to records, and occasionally sneaked out, got into trouble, including but not limited to drugs and sex, but mostly listened to records. Posted by: Phinn at January 02, 2014 09:58 PM (KOGmz) From high school days, I remember cruising around listening to Zeppelin, girls and occasionally some decent weed. And my shitty Pontiac that set me back $700.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (/gJVs)

333 About age 6 or 7 we'd walk down to the old sewage plant in Dayton and throw rocks in the standing ponds to watch the water fizz. I supposed they cleaned that up since then.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (2hQRj)

334 I can imagine TPH as Cmdr Fluffo....  

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/facerig

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:33 PM (cubpP)

335 The closest I came to a one room school house was when they were building a new high school and put the sixth grade in an old school house from the turn of the century. There were only about five rooms in it aside from the "cafeteria area" (but everybody brought their lunch) downstairs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 06:34 PM (BC6cY)

336 330 Infidel at January 02, 2014 10:33 PM (6bvBO)

I saw it in the Thor documentary....

Vic sleeps for a year at a time in cycles.....

or was that his son Odin?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:34 PM (TE35l)

337 Childhood adventures: playing on the railroad tracks. We'd pull out the spikes to drive into trees to make climbing ladders. And put down coins which the trains would smear into foil. Also: going down to the river to play by the wrecked barges beached on the bank. My kids are wimps.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2014 06:34 PM (UEdx3)

338 *returns to thread, waves at Charlie Brown's Dildo* Had to go make a snack.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:34 PM (zDsvJ)

339 "oh, you must be Cthulhu's mom".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:31 PM (T1005)


the tentacles probably gave it away

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 06:34 PM (9GG/0)

340 >>Before the "internet" I ran a bulletin board service which was a portal
to download software, pictures leave and read messages, this was in the
80's Posted by: Kreplach

You can call it a "BBS."

You're among friends.

/LOD

Posted by: Phinn


Yeah! No shit.
That's fucking insulting to suggest we don't know what a BBS was.

F U Kraplotke~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 06:34 PM (dwArK)

341 True story: In my early days on the internet with AOL, I was in a stockpickers chatroom. One of the people in the chatroom said the internet was a fad, just like the CB radio. That was 1995.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:35 PM (2NfAC)

342 "The total lack of communication kids had with parents during afternoons and weekends is the biggest change. We roamed like packs of feral dogs. " We had horses, when I was in grade school my friend and I would take off for the day and our parents had no idea where we were. We were expected to be home by dinner time. That was the restriction.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 06:35 PM (RxVu7)

343 Next time I take a humanities course as an elective, shoot me in the face. *** I felt the same way and then ended up with the most wonderful, knowledgeable, and passionate instructor that I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 06:36 PM (DmNpO)

344 *** Smear the queer We played it at school. It was a test on who could contol the ball the longest. If Carl or Bucky had the ball it took about 8 kids to take those guys down. Of course the guy with the ball didn't just stand there like a patsy, you got to run kids over

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:36 PM (07nix)

345 Throwing cherry bombs down sewers was big in my neighborhood

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 06:36 PM (M/TDA)

346 In Texas, it was Governor Bush and other Republicans who put in policy that enabled transracial adoption. I was shocked when I heard that liberals had been discouraging it. They really are racist. Most of the people I know who have adopted children of other ethnicities are conservative.

Posted by: stace at January 02, 2014 06:36 PM (9PXzx)

347 My Jr.High wasn't really a proper school. It didn't have a cafeteria or a gym. We went next door to the high school for those luxuries.

Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2014 06:36 PM (CozRk)

348 The boy weighs as much as I do -- 155 lbs. The boy is eleven years old. /shakes head Yes Dr Varno -- I know exactly what you mean. Seeing kids today so flabby. Boys and girls in their teens who look so out of shape. It's sad.

Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2014 06:36 PM (fsLdt)

349 @310

Not everyone would know it as a BBS.

My mother was an investigator for the phone company, aka Ma Bell so we had multiple phone lines and I became intimately familiar with the inner workings of the system.


My dream was to null our entire area code and become legend.

The prospect of serious jail time made me think better of it.


Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2014 06:36 PM (Xkr8I)

350 OK, that's it, I've had enough. Early to bed early to rise and all that, which means I'll be out of here early enough to be in KC by noon if I'm not careful. Still shooting for a 4-4:30 local at Gates on Brooklyn, hope to see some of the local roonz/ettez there if you can make it.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 02, 2014 06:37 PM (+qUq2)

351 I do have to take issue with the notion that the Zulus were a "stagnant" culture. They were an expanding empire, who just happened to bump into a bigger empire staffed by people who were every bit as good as Zulus at annihilating people. In battle the Zulus showed extremely good leadership and flexibility, and took to modern weapons when they could get them with great success.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2014 06:37 PM (UEdx3)

352 You'd be surprised the exploration that 2 9 year olds can do on horses. I can't believe we never got lost.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2014 06:37 PM (RxVu7)

353 Sorry to hear that Gingy.  Modern Art is nothing of the sort.  It is political self hating gibberish dressed up as art.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:37 PM (cubpP)

354 safe travels, GGE!
and watch out for the snow

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 06:37 PM (9GG/0)

355 OK, I'll win. In six grade my dad gave me a Motorola 9 transistor AM portable radio for Christmas. Cost $100 in 1960 cash. I was the coolest kid on the block.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2014 06:37 PM (0FSuD)

356 284 267 223 Or the JCPenny catalog Ah yes. The good old lingerie section. Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 10:15 PM (UAMVq) --- If I remember right, the JCPenny catalog made the Sears catalog look like a burqua catalog. Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 10:24 PM (2hQRj) National Geographic. Posted by: Dirty Old Man Since Age 10 at January 02, 2014 10:26 PM (rn0EN) Monty Python on late night public TV

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2014 06:38 PM (4JkHl)

357 *returns to thread, waves Charlie Brown's Dildo* Had to go make a snack.
TMI

Posted by: fluffy at January 02, 2014 06:38 PM (Ua6T/)

358 I was in boarding school, so, not much fun was had there.

What videogames I got to play were generally those  that got typed in from magazines (yes, they were contraband too), or games I had to write myself.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:38 PM (Xfl0F)

359 yo'all creepy ascrackers be talking bout smearin yoselfs wif Crisco to look like bros and hos. But you wont talk bout Zulu, when them pasty ass brits be stopping EBT and starfin the folk. /S/

Posted by: rachel at January 02, 2014 06:38 PM (CMpgx)

360 346 *** Smear the queer We played it at school. It was a test on who could contol the ball the longest. If Carl or Bucky had the ball it took about 8 kids to take those guys down. Of course the guy with the ball didn't just stand there like a patsy, you got to run kids over Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 10:36 PM (07nix) Shit, getting hurt on the playground was something to brag about in those days. Now? You have the nurse, administrator and lawyer on speed dial for that.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 06:38 PM (/gJVs)

361

yep, nerdygirl. "Be home when the street lights come on."

 

 If I had sat around in the house on a nice summer's day, mom would have said, "What's wrong with you? Why aren't you outside?"

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 06:38 PM (R3gO3)

362 put on little plays we wrote ourselves in the unused chicken coops behind my friends house Posted by: FenelonSpoke --- We may be related. My sister and I used to play "Mass." How weird is that? And we set up a zoo in our garage, luring dumb neighborhood kids to give us a quarter. (That was mostly my sister's doing.)

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:39 PM (zDsvJ)

363 I do have to take issue with the notion that the Zulus were a "stagnant" culture. They were an expanding empire, who just happened to bump into a bigger empire staffed by people who were every bit as good as Zulus at annihilating people.

See also: "Comancheria"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:39 PM (Xfl0F)

364 Night GGE, safe vacation.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:39 PM (cubpP)

365 More childhood Stuff That They Don't Allow: Battles on New Year's Eve and July 4 with bottle rockets and firecrackers. We'd build rocket launchers out of pipe and just frickin' shoot each other with explosives. I'm partly deaf in my right ear because of that. Good times.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2014 06:40 PM (UEdx3)

366 maybe Carrie Underwood will star in a remake of Mary Poppins

Posted by: Avi at January 02, 2014 06:40 PM (kcF49)

367 351 @310 Not everyone would know it as a BBS. My mother was an investigator for the phone company, aka Ma Bell so we had multiple phone lines and I became intimately familiar with the inner workings of the system. My dream was to null our entire area code and become legend. The prospect of serious jail time made me think better of it. Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2014 10:36 PM (Xkr8I) I miss my WITS MACSTAR logos, I was GOD.

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2014 06:40 PM (4JkHl)

368 365 boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 10:39 PM (Xfl0F)

See also the Shawnee and Miami....

hey my midheimers abated for a sec....wife is luring me to bed... be safe Horde

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 02, 2014 06:40 PM (TE35l)

369 Monty Python on late night public TV Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2014 10:38 PM (4JkHl) My local PBS had Benny Hill on after Monty Python. Or maybe it was the other way around.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 06:40 PM (/gJVs)

370 Had a train break down on the railroad tracks right behind the back yard on our street at about age 7. By the time they fixed it, the lumber was picked clean, and everyone on the street had a new screened in porch.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 06:40 PM (2hQRj)

371 Let's be honest, here: none of us is exactly sober. I am the most guilty as charged, your Honor. Let me be clear, there's no way I'm gonna read through the previous 245+ comments. (although some of what I've seen is comedy gold...you people crack me up) g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 02, 2014 06:40 PM (JMmQ9)

372 Cripes! Just stepped outside. It's like a scene out of Dr. Zhivago, gusting winds, blowing snow, 18 deg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 06:41 PM (aDwsi)

373 Chemjeff thanks for the suggestion but I am a weird person who doesn't like bacon in her sweets. I like my bacon straight up.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 02, 2014 06:41 PM (RZ8pf)

374 When I was a kid, we used Bain de Soleil as "sunscreen".

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 02, 2014 06:41 PM (GrtrJ)

375 288 PGiS 288 I am having cookie block tonight. Have made it through 7days of Christmas cookies but am feeling lazy and don't know what to make tonight ________ Russian teacakes. Definitely. And did everybody have that old widower in the neighborhood that kept every ball that landed in his yard? The bastard on my block would be out the door, grab the ball, ans cuss you before the second bounce.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:41 PM (82LNv)

376 I can imagine TPH as Cmdr Fluffo.... http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/facerig Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 10:33 PM (cubpP) I could use an ear scratch right nowÂ…

Posted by: Cmdr Fluffo at January 02, 2014 06:41 PM (AymDN)

377 didn't that transgendered guy look like Tiny Tim?

Posted by: Avi at January 02, 2014 06:42 PM (kcF49)

378 You have the nurse, administrator and lawyer on speed dial for that. Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 10:38 PM (/gJVs) **** had one of the more athletic kids, but he was smaller for our grade, try to walk across the top of the monkey bars about 7 feet up. anyway he slipped and racked himself straddling a bar good times, good times

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:42 PM (07nix)

379 Mike, but without the column of deserting Tsarist soldiers and a dead officer  then its not Doctor Zhivago.


Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:42 PM (cubpP)

380 I'm sober - I have to go to work tomorrow. So goodnight, horde.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 06:42 PM (R3gO3)

381 104/106: Just what the sports viewing audience wants; newsgasms about gays, gays, and more gays.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 02, 2014 06:42 PM (7RSGr)

382 http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2014/01/01/ police-indy-man-stole-brains-from-museum-sold-them-for-cash/4281433/

end times i tell you

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:42 PM (Xfl0F)

383 The snow is still coming down consistently. Very light and fluffy. But over a foot so far and counting.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:42 PM (2NfAC)

384 My sister and I used to play "Mass." I don't think that was unusual for RC kids of a certain age now. We had little circuses and games too but I don't remember charging them anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 06:43 PM (BC6cY)

385 Gilbert Chemistry Set = A boy's introduction to gunpowder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 06:43 PM (aDwsi)

386 383 104/106: Just what the sports viewing audience wants; newsgasms about gays, gays, and more gays.Posted by: puddleglum at January 02, 2014 10:42 PM (7RSGr)
Then it will be just like the other news broadcasts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2014 06:43 PM (aVcgy)

387 And it's cold. Very cold. Like 8.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:43 PM (2NfAC)

388 I don't think I ever saw sunscreen until the 1990s. Before that people used Coppertone to cook evenly. I recall when I was a little kid my older sister had cocoa butter for tanning (fat lot of good it did her: she got the fair-skinned genes). I was horribly disappointed to discover that it didn't taste like either cocoa or butter.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2014 06:43 PM (UEdx3)

389 Cmdr Fluffo, take a Dip.  And get a new flea collar. 

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 06:43 PM (cubpP)

390 Chemjeff thanks for the suggestion but I am a weird person who doesn't like bacon in her sweets. I like my bacon straight up. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 02, 2014 10:41 PM (RZ8pf) Real bacon lovers mainline the greaseÂ…

Posted by: The Bacon Hat at January 02, 2014 06:44 PM (AymDN)

391 Gilbert Chemistry Set = A boy's introduction to gunpowder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Many casualties among the toy soldier troops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 06:44 PM (aDwsi)

392 My buzz is wearing off. *hits self in head with hammer* Ah, that's better.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:44 PM (zDsvJ)

393 Our global-warming is lasting til Tuesday. Mostly just cold rather than snow.

How come we can't have our frozen sleety blowy weather on the weekdays? I don't want to be frozen and housebound on my days off :^(

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:44 PM (Xfl0F)

394 384 http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2014/01/01/ police-indy-man-stole-brains-from-museum-sold-them-for-cash/4281433/
end times i tell you
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 10:42 PM (Xfl0F)

Just make sure you don't get the abbie normal one.

Posted by: Igor at January 02, 2014 06:45 PM (aVcgy)

395 Alton, It's basically 20 "Firsts!" 100 "get off my lawn" & 250 memories from grey-haired morons. Just another ONT.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 06:45 PM (82LNv)

396 http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2014/01/01/ police-indy-man-stole-brains-from-museum-sold-them-for-cash/4281433/ end times i tell you Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 10:42 PM (Xfl0F) *shakes head* PoseursÂ…

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at January 02, 2014 06:45 PM (AymDN)

397 Soothern - Where you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

398 Me and my bros were bored and decided to find out how deep we could dig a hole in the back yard.... Got into a shit load of trouble for that one

Posted by: E.T. at January 02, 2014 06:45 PM (uGlk8)

399 It is damned cold out there. And snowing mean.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2014 06:45 PM (UEdx3)

400 Hey hey horde.

maybe Carrie Underwood will star in a remake of Mary Poppins

Last night I asked about 47 times if anyone had seen Wolf of Wall Street yet, but got no answer. So I guess the answer is "no, we haven't seen it."

Like I also said last night however, there's actually a bunch of films out I'd like to see soon rather than wait for blu-rays of. Among them:

- Saving Mr. Banks
- Inside Llewyn Davis
- August: Osage County (or is it Osage: August County?)

I would think Inside Llewyn Davis would *especially* appeal to AOS readers as it BEGINS with a scene of the lead character, an early 1960s folk singer, getting the crap beaten out of him by a loan shark.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 06:45 PM (HVI5a)

401 Then AT&T got busted up, you could BUY a phone. Ours was a early mobile phone. Still a wall phone, but with a 50 foot elastic cord. Felt like we were living in Beverly Hills.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 06:46 PM (2hQRj)

402 ok I think I'm gonna watch a movie
any suggestions?
something you can get from Amazon streaming video

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 06:46 PM (9GG/0)

403 Of, yes, we found several stray kittens. I snuck one into my closet hoping my mom wouldn't find out but she heard the mewing. She let me keep it anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 06:46 PM (BC6cY)

404 I was a greens keeper at a golf course all through HS. Outside from 6am to 4pm, never wore sunblock

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:46 PM (07nix)

405 "http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2014/01/01/ police-indy-man-stole-brains-from-museum-sold-them-for-cash/4281433/"

It's pronounced "EYE-gor".

Posted by: Marty Feldman at January 02, 2014 06:46 PM (gqT4g)

406 I'm just a few miles north of Boston.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:46 PM (2NfAC)

407 Saving Mr. Banks is good. A little maudlin and emo, but sweet.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:47 PM (Xfl0F)

408 Sharyl Atkisson (on twitter) referred to the snow as "heavy" earlier today. Is she in DC or NYC? Anyway, that was a new one on me.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:47 PM (zDsvJ)

409 380 You have the nurse, administrator and lawyer on speed dial for that. Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 10:38 PM (/gJVs) **** had one of the more athletic kids, but he was smaller for our grade, try to walk across the top of the monkey bars about 7 feet up. anyway he slipped and racked himself straddling a bar good times, good times Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 10:42 PM (07nix) Got my very first broken bone when I was five (radius, near the wrist) doing something stupid on the monkey bars and falling off. Yes, good times. It's funny now, but I remember screaming bloody murder for hours mostly because I couldn't move my fingers. The docs had to get out the uber-sedative to put a cast on me.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 06:47 PM (/gJVs)

410 had one of the more athletic kids, but he was smaller for our grade, try to walk across the top of the monkey bars about 7 feet up. anyway he slipped and racked himself straddling a bar good times, good times Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 10:42 PM (07nix) Alright, I'll share an embarrassing story. Bout 3rd grade, we had a frisbee out at recess. They let us play in the baseball outfield (right next to the playground). We split up into teams, made a game out of it. Frisbee went over the fence into the parking lot a couple times. Long walk to get to the gate, so people would hop the fence. Teacher yelled at us to stop that. Frisbee goes over the fence, I say "Screw it" and hop the fence. Toss the frisbee back in. I scale the fence and as I get to the top, my foot slips. Now, this was an old school fence. You know, the kind that had the ends exposed and twisted up into little spikes at the top? I fall. My jeans hook on a spike and rip from the hip all the way to the knee. And then stops. So there I am, hanging upside down, underwear covered ass hanging out, when one of the other classes heads in from recess. The sidewalk ran right next to the field. My teacher wasÂ…Â…..Not. Happy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 06:47 PM (JpFMR)

411 362 Yup. When you scrapped a knee the teacher gave you a bandage. Bloody nose? Cotton plug up the nostril and straight back to class. Fall off a swing? Warning from teacher not to swing so high the next time. Got a little too exuberant on the teeter totter? Teacher yells at us to cut it out. Now if a teacher raises his/ her voice at the delicate darlings he/she can expect a lawsuit from the parents.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 06:47 PM (M/TDA)

412 http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/search/label/pancakes

hysterical. ace must see this

Posted by: Bigby's Snow-Shoveling Hands at January 02, 2014 06:47 PM (RLTt1)

413 The snow is still coming down consistently. Very light and fluffy. But over a foot so far and counting.
21" in Boxford, MA Holy cow!

Posted by: fluffy at January 02, 2014 06:47 PM (Ua6T/)

414 Me and my bros were bored and decided to find out how deep we could dig a hole in the back yard.... Got into a shit load of trouble for that one Posted by: E.T.
--------------

Heh. We dug lots of holes. To this day, I have no idea why.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

415 The docs had to get out the uber-sedative to put a cast on me.

Ah yes, the 'sledgehammer-applied-liberally-to-forehead' sedative.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 06:48 PM (HVI5a)

416 I'm going to go do a "Two Minute Hate" on all the condiments in the ice-box... be back in twenty minutes

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 02, 2014 06:48 PM (JMmQ9)

417 We got a cordless phone, made by Cobra, back in '82 or '83. That was a big deal back then.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 06:49 PM (2NfAC)

418 What up, you sunburned dictionary readers?

Posted by: Mindy at January 02, 2014 06:49 PM (Bs5ky)

419 @369

We were also into Police scanners and CB radios growing up in fact we have always been into tech.

My grandpa was into building crystal radio sets.

My dad would get altair kits through the mail.

It was pretty awesome growing up in my family.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2014 06:49 PM (Xkr8I)

420 Chemjeff have you seen Goon? Hockey movie, humorous and slighly touching. Free on Amazon Prime.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 02, 2014 06:49 PM (GrtrJ)

421 405 Of, yes, we found several stray kittens. I snuck one into my closet hoping my mom wouldn't find out but she heard the mewing. ---- My sister had a pair of mice in her desk drawer. They were opposite genders. Hilarity ensued when my mom went into her desk one day. But worse than that was the Spring day that the praying mantis pod that was sitting on a stick on the windowsill near Mom's ironing board decided to hatch. Hundreds of tiny mantises all over the curtains. Poor Mom!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 02, 2014 06:50 PM (zDsvJ)

422 Playing at my friends house at around 10 or 11....ran across his dads stash of playboy magazines....hilarity enseud

Posted by: E.T. at January 02, 2014 06:51 PM (uGlk8)

423 Got in one fight in all of school. Got the kid down but I'm a lover not a fighter, so I spared him mercy and let him up. Then he got me down and had no moral trouble in pummeling me. After a couple hits I faked like Sister Virginia (the Boris Yeltzin on nuns) saw us. I said here comes Sister Virginia. The kid didn't even turn to look. Just got up and ran.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 06:51 PM (2hQRj)

424 boulder toilet hobo: good to hear about Saving Mr. Banks.

I'm also pleasantly surprised/somewhat shocked that it actually allowed for Walt Disney-- who by all accounts was pretty conservative both socially and as a businessman-- to be portrayed empathetically.

A lot of people don't know: P.L. Travers (the author of the Mary Poppins series of books) was also an actress, wrote at least one erotic novel (at least from what I've read), and was bisexual.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 06:51 PM (HVI5a)

425

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2014 10:43 PM (BC6cY) Fenelon, just a few years ago I was taking the trash out and in the next door neighbor's backyard, there were 4 little kids -3 were sitting on the grass and the fourth. a little boy, was standing in front of them solemnly saying "Go now in peace to love and serve the Lord...."

 

So I guess kids still do play Mass. I remember Necco wafers made the best communion wafers. I'd play Mass with the dog, which somehow didn't seem to trouble my mother. I also remember that for a while before I made my own first communion I thought the priest said, "Bonnie and Christ." So there I was holding up Necco wafers for the dog and saying "Bonnie and Christ."

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 06:51 PM (R3gO3)

426 Okay, let's play war. You have the best spears -50 years ago. Mine are almost as good. I discover what to do with gunpowder and how to use it , along with adapting tactics. You still have the best spears. Wanna play?

Posted by: odds guy at January 02, 2014 06:51 PM (CMpgx)

427 Remember burning our trash in 55 gallon drums in the alleyway.  This was in the city too.  Also, when they tarred and sanded the streets.  I still don't know why they did this. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 02, 2014 06:51 PM (jucos)

428 Ok y-not that praying mantis story just gave me the heebie jeebies!

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 02, 2014 06:51 PM (RZ8pf)

429 all about pancakes coloring book

What. The. Fuck.

And I thought Pohl's "Gateway" was too 1970s.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:51 PM (Xfl0F)

430 284 267
223 Or the JCPenny catalog



Ah yes. The good old lingerie section.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2014 10:15 PM (UAMVq)

---

If I remember right, the JCPenny catalog made the Sears catalog look like a burqua catalog.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 10:24 PM (2hQRj)


National Geographic.
Posted by: Dirty Old Man Since Age 10 at January 02, 2014 10:26 PM (rn0EN)

Monty Python on late night public TV

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2014 10:38 PM (4JkHl)


The neighbors down the road from my grandparents with the giant satellite dish that got EVERYTHING in the days before scrambling.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 06:52 PM (dhJhm)

431 In the early era of buy your own phone I had a friend who rigged an extension for himself in his room off the garage. The handset would pick up a local AM station, which you could always hear in the background. It would be surreal if he tried to do a call-in contest.

"No, I can't turn down my radio. I don't have one."

Posted by: Epobirs at January 02, 2014 06:52 PM (bPxS6)

432 Tony Ramos hiding about 5 Playboys in the baseball dougouts, then getting busted because like 40 5th graders were trying to look at them. The after getting busted Mike Jones holding up a centerfold going, "Mrs. Parker look at these tits" Remember reform school was for really really bad kids back then

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:52 PM (07nix)

433 417 The docs had to get out the uber-sedative to put a cast on me. Ah yes, the 'sledgehammer-applied-liberally-to-forehead' sedative. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 10:48 PM (HVI5a) Nah, it was more like a mallet. Sprinkled with opiates.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 06:53 PM (/gJVs)

434 I remember building Polish cannons from coke cans (before aluminum) and duct tape. 4 cans, 2 for the barrel and 2 for the bang chamber. We would spend hours perfecting the best air fuel mixture to send the tennis ball furthest. It was an art getting the right amount of lighter fluid and spinning to mix the fuel and air. We would go buy the lighter fluid and matches at the hardware store no questions asked.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 06:53 PM (TI3xG)

435 For Y-Not's mom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtTNwrrcvds

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:53 PM (Xfl0F)

436 I'll challenge anyone to mudpies at dawn...

They have to roll at least 10 feet down the street. 15ft? You're king.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 06:55 PM (dwArK)

437 I had a male teacher who should have been a pitcher - he could spin around in a flash and send a eraser or a piece of chalk flying across the room at a kid who was misbehaving and he never missed. The eraser or chalk always hit the kid in right in the forehead. The boys admired his aim.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 06:55 PM (R3gO3)

438 Thanks, boulder!

Posted by: Y-not's mom listening from Heaven at January 02, 2014 06:55 PM (zDsvJ)

439 414 http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/search/label/pancakes hysterical. ace must see this Oh dear. If I didn't need to preserve my internet anonymity, I would have a new nic.

Posted by: Mindy at January 02, 2014 06:55 PM (Bs5ky)

440 Going blind trying to watch Skinimax through the static.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 06:56 PM (V4CBV)

441 >>438 I'll challenge anyone to mudpies at dawn... I loved making mudpies on our slide in the backyard! Never did anythign with them, but they sure baked quick in the MD heat.

Posted by: Y-not's mom listening from Heaven at January 02, 2014 06:57 PM (zDsvJ)

442 The eraser or chalk always hit the kid in right in the forehead. The boys admired his aim. Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 10:55 PM (R3gO3) **** oh yeah, getting beaned by an eraser....

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:57 PM (07nix)

443 Oh ffs. Sock off.

Posted by: Y-not at January 02, 2014 06:58 PM (zDsvJ)

444 Well, even though she probably wasn't a Johnny Marr / Bernard Sumner / PSB fan. . .

My dad kind of liked 1980s-era Pet Shop Boys, which was odd.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 06:58 PM (Xfl0F)

445

hilarity enseud


Thats your term for fapping, right? 

Posted by: puddleglum at January 02, 2014 06:59 PM (hPOKD)

446 436 I remember building Polish cannons from coke cans (before aluminum) and duct tape. 4 cans, 2 for the barrel and 2 for the bang chamber. We would spend hours perfecting the best air fuel mixture to send the tennis ball furthest. It was an art getting the right amount of lighter fluid and spinning to mix the fuel and air. We would go buy the lighter fluid and matches at the hardware store no questions asked. Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 10:53 PM (TI3xG) In grade school, we lived not too far from the railroad tracks. Talk about luxury! My brother and I would see what we could put on the rail to get flattened. My favorite item was an old watch with a metal band.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 06:59 PM (/gJVs)

447 The neighbors down the road from my grandparents with the giant satellite dish that got EVERYTHING in the days before scrambling. Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 10:52 PM (dhJhm) **** we had one too. The Playboy channel sucked but it was fun watching Football/baseball games without comercials and listening to the sports casters talk about the girls they met at the bar th night before

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 06:59 PM (07nix)

448 We would go buy the lighter fluid and matches at the hardware store no questions asked.
Posted by: The Hickster
-----------------

Age 12 - Walk into drugstore, buy powdered s-----, potassium -------, make your own powdered charcoal by pounding grill charcoal. Instant boyish fun.

Crap..., I can't believe I have to be evasive when speaking of boyhood exploits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

449 My dad kind of liked 1980s-era Pet Shop Boys, which was odd.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo


< cough >  Dad?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 07:00 PM (dwArK)

450 I used to run around the neighborhood with a dangerously (today) realistic looking toy Springfield and with surplus ammo pouches and a real metal helmet and liner. Or, in modern times, child suicide by cop.

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 07:00 PM (sOtz/)

451 439 I had a male teacher who should have been a pitcher - he could spin around in a flash and send a eraser or a piece of chalk flying across the room at a kid who was misbehaving and he never missed. The eraser or chalk always hit the kid in right in the forehead. The boys admired his aim. Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 10:55 PM (R3gO3) I had several nuns that could do that.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 02, 2014 07:00 PM (bCEmE)

452 BCochran...You left for awhile to email our friend...What happened?

Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2014 07:01 PM (LhAqq)

453 Yup. Had any number of friends get hit with an eraser.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:01 PM (aDwsi)

454 I remember the guys playing skellzies while the girls would double dutch, we would all then play a massive game of man-hunt in the basements and roofs of the apartment buildings.

I remember almost jumping off the roof because I forgot where the cut from one building to the next was, one of my friends stopped me before I jumped.

Crazy time wonderful times.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2014 07:01 PM (Xkr8I)

455 remember phone booths?that cost a dime?
Yeah. They're ¢50 here nowadays. Bell, using the brilliant plan of doubling their old price to combat losing money to alot of people having cellphones on them 24/7. Dicks.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 07:01 PM (8AHeV)

456 Shit, getting hurt on the playground was something to brag about in those days. Now? You have the nurse, administrator and lawyer on speed dial for that. *************** In many places now, no recess and no playground.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at January 02, 2014 07:02 PM (5Q1ZU)

457 oh yeah, getting beaned by an eraser.... Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 10:57 PM (07nix) In high school, my English teacher threw a pencil at me and called me an asshole during class. I thought it to be my crowning academic achievement.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 07:02 PM (/gJVs)

458 I just noticed a couple years ago, that pay phones are apparently GONE.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 07:02 PM (2hQRj)

459 so when my cousin and I were about 12 we'd toss spray paint cans into the burn barrell and wait for them to cook off. My mom went ape shit when she heard about it, my uncle's response was "I had my eye on them, it was ok"

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 07:02 PM (07nix)

460 455 BCochran...You left for awhile to email our friend...What happened? Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2014 11:01 PM (LhAqq) No answer yet. She may very well be in jail.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 07:02 PM (JpFMR)

461 Sixth grade. Mrs. Wheeler was a stone cold fox. Super cool, too. she actually came to the house and had dinner with us a few times, so I guess that explains how stepdad developed a crush on her, too. On her birthday, Christams, heck - any excuse, he & mom would buy a bottle of wine for me to take as a gift. Really. An eleven year old taking a bottle of Blue Nun to school for the teacher. Fuck your apple, kid. Yeah, I had it going on even way back then.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 07:03 PM (82LNv)

462 Beagle I still have my ammo belt, also a surplus knapsack...., which was what every boy used to carry books.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:03 PM (aDwsi)

463 So I guess the answer is "no, we haven't seen [Wolf of Wall Street]."
Or no one likes you, qdpsteve.
;^)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 07:03 PM (8AHeV)

464 Amusing trivia about _Zulu_:

It nearly ended Michael Caine's film career before that career even began. It was his first major role, and he had major butterflies.

The producers back in London got the early rushes, which were unimpressive (not least because in some shots they were confusing an extra with Caine) and said, "This guy is an idiot! Get rid of him!" An active search for a replacement kicked off.

But given the long time lags in communication and transport between the UK and rural South Africa of the day, by the time the message was received, they had too much film in the can to be able to can Caine. The rest is history.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2014 07:04 PM (gqT4g)

465 Me, my younger brother & the two boys next door used to play baseball & hockey. I sucked but they needed a fourth. I also remember taking old sheets outside & making a tent next to our back porch. I put the local news on, the dumbest job has to be the journalist that goes to one of the worse areas in a storm and then has to move crew back so they donÂ’t drown because theyÂ’re waiting for high tide. Who would want to stand outside in 3 degree weather during a norÂ’easter at a coast that has had a history of losing homes in that area? My older brotherÂ’s exÂ’s family lost a beautiful home in Scituate, MA in the blizzard of 78, the house went into the ocean. My brother was still married then. A reporter was on the same area on ten oÂ’clock news & high tide is at midnight. ItÂ’s three degrees out here now. I have to get the clothes out of the dryer as soon as theyÂ’re dry or I end up over drying & shrinking them. I found a sock that I must have dropped this morning on the floor, it is dry but ice cold.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 07:04 PM (z4WKX)

466 andy, that's already always a given. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:04 PM (HVI5a)

467 No answer yet. She may very well be in jail. Posted by: BC
---------------------

Okay. We ride at dawn. Bring guns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

468 Also I saw last night that Stallone (!) is on the Horde's Banned List.

So I guess coming here for WOWS reviews is a waste of time, given it features everyone's favorite baby-faced socialist DeCaprio.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:05 PM (HVI5a)

469 I haven't seen "Wolf". I will. Trying to figure out if I want to see it in theatres or at home / redbox though.

Back in Texas we had the Alamo Drafthouse and I would *definitely* watch that shit over a few beverages.

But we don't have that here, at least not in easy distance. Sigh.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 07:06 PM (Xfl0F)

470 No answer yet. She may very well be in jail. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 11:02 PM (JpFMR) Sounds concerning. Or are you joking around?

Posted by: Mindy at January 02, 2014 07:06 PM (Bs5ky)

471 #410 You've never heard the expression "a heavy snowfall", Y-not? Or did she mean the snow itself... "it's heavy snow"? We called wet, heavy snow "packing snow" because it would pack together sufficiently to make snowballs, snow forts and/or snowmen.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 07:06 PM (8AHeV)

472 They just showed the Alabama Majorettes (at least I think they were Majorette). Oh my......

Posted by: puddleglum at January 02, 2014 07:07 PM (3Dzk3)

473 Okay. We ride at dawn. Bring guns. Bring lawyers, guns and money - the s#*(%^ has hit the fan.

Posted by: Panhandler at January 02, 2014 07:07 PM (LqVNJ)

474 Or are you joking around? Posted by: Mindy at January 02, 2014 11:06 PM (Bs5ky) Lol. I'm kidding. We were joking earlier that she may have gotten arrested after going after her Lib inlaws.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 07:07 PM (JpFMR)

475

We had one hot teacher in our Catholic school - looking back, I'm amazed the nuns hired her. She had long brown hair and wore a lot of makeup and very tight sweaters and was named - Mrs. Stack.

 

You can imagine what a roomful of 4th grade boys did with that one. She didn't last too long at our school.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 07:07 PM (R3gO3)

476 qdpsteve: one difference is that we don't expect much from DeCaprio; but we thought Stallone was one of us, based on the Rambo / Rocky movies.

And then Stallone decided that we can't be trusted with a tenth of the arsenal his private security has.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 07:08 PM (Xfl0F)

477 Posted by: Bigby's Snow-Shoveling Hands at January 02, 2014 10:47 PM

Alert to all: do NOT go to the pancakes link.

Do NOT go to  Retrospace.

Your evening will be sucked away... yeah, it will be fun, but you'll be awake until 4am looking at catalog photos, and you have to go to work tomorrow!!

ELEVENTY!

Posted by: shibumi at January 02, 2014 07:08 PM (25HWz)

478 *blinks*  What is this talk of jail and guns?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 07:08 PM (cubpP)

479 In San Diego we'd go down to the gas station and play pinball with paper route money. And in those days you did all your own collections, and paid the bill for all the papers, so at the end of the week I was always scraping to pay the bill, because most of the money was spent already. Then they got a PacMan game. We played the shit out of that. Knew the patterns by heart. Then got bored with it, then PacMac became all the rage. We were like, where the hell have you been? You're just finding out about that? Pretty much that was the last time I wasn't the last to find out about something.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 07:08 PM (2hQRj)

480 http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/search/label/pancakes
That's not funny!!!1!!1!1

Posted by: zombie rachel corrie at January 02, 2014 07:08 PM (8AHeV)

481 474 #410 You've never heard the expression "a heavy snowfall", Y-not? Or did she mean the snow itself... "it's heavy snow"? We called wet, heavy snow "packing snow" because it would pack together sufficiently to make snowballs, snow forts and/or snowmen. Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2014 11:06 PM (8AHeV) We had some weird storm come through Denver yesterday that was sort of like snow but fell like rain...it was like puffed up hail, actually. Really odd.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 07:08 PM (/gJVs)

482 In grade school, we lived not too far from the railroad tracks.##

I spent a lot of time flattening things on the tracks. Got caught on a bridge once with a passing train. We quick climbed down into the structure below as it passed over. That scared the crap out of me and never happened again. Lesson learned pay fucking attention.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 07:08 PM (TI3xG)

483 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 02, 2014 11:07 PM (JpFMR) Whew! Lib in-laws can be a trial.

Posted by: Mindy at January 02, 2014 07:09 PM (Bs5ky)

484 boulder toilet hobo: I know people (including me) who'd happily pay $20 to see a flick at a place like Alamo Drafthouse, i.e. a place where some etiquette and common courtesy/decency is actually enforced on behalf of those of us who, you know, take movies seriously.

Supposedly the AMC theater chain had a good record for tossing out disruptive moviegoers back in the day, but I don't know if they're still that way. They may have been sued into meek submission by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:09 PM (HVI5a)

485 481 - Just funning..., we hope.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:09 PM (aDwsi)

486 Have ever been so tired that you're pissed off at the thought of getting up to pee?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 07:10 PM (DmNpO)

487 boulder toilet hobo, good point re DeCaprio vs. Stallone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:10 PM (HVI5a)

488 qdpsteve: there's a place in Aurora I went to, that served beverages in the theatre. Once.

It was full of yokels who talked in the theatre.

SPECIAL. HELL.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 07:11 PM (Xfl0F)

489 459 Shit, getting hurt on the playground was something to brag about in those days. Now? You have the nurse, administrator and lawyer on speed dial for that. --- I guess they don't play dodge ball anymore. Where you find out where you stand in the pecking order. Or pick your team.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 07:11 PM (2hQRj)

490 489 Have ever been so tired that you're pissed off at the thought of getting up to pee? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 11:10 PM (DmNpO) NDH, sweet of you to check in despite your condition.

Posted by: Mindy at January 02, 2014 07:11 PM (Bs5ky)

491 Niedermeyer: re your pee question? YES.

The ONE thing I actually found over time that I REALLY enjoyed about my herniated back surgery hospital stay in late 2012: waking up at 3am having to pee, then remembering my handy-dandy *plastic urinal* receptacle right next to me.

I'd probably still be using one at night if it weren't for my OCD (i.e., drastic emotional need to wash hands immediately after I urinate/defecate).

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:12 PM (HVI5a)

492 Have ever been so tired that you're pissed off at the thought of getting up to pee? Posted by: Niedermeyer's
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Usually happens at 4:00 in the morning. Warm bed, sleepy....., full bladder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:12 PM (aDwsi)

493 Carol, you're outside of Boston, right? Did I just hear on the news that Boston may get up to two feet? Down here, it's going to be about 10° by morning, but little to no snow. That's cold for us. Temp is steadily dropping. I'm dreading taking the trash cans to the curb right now because it's freezing rain. Might have even turned over to snow by now.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 07:12 PM (82LNv)

494 Russian teacakes may damn well be the pinnacle of cookiedom. And I love chocolate chip cookies. Aunt Mary Lee brought some at Christmas, wife and I damn near fought over those little effers. Even my 7 yr old boy, who doesn't like nuts, saw the light. I have to say, the local weather guys here in central OH have been pretty spot on w/ the snow predictions the last few snows. Maybe even on the conservative side. It may be that they're easing back on the hysteria, or maybe I miss most of the hype 'cause I only visit the local news' web page and rarely watch the tv. Back to school forecast for the kids here in Columbus: Monday - low of 4, high of 6, Tuesday - low of -13, high of 0. So I'll make 'em walk to school. I mean it's only about 1/3 mile.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 02, 2014 07:12 PM (XvrTA)

495 @465 I had military facepaint in the metal tube. Remember that?

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 07:12 PM (sOtz/)

496

Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 11:10 PM (DmNpO)

 

Usually happens when I wake in the middle of the night. "Oh, the bed is so cozy, I don't want to get up...but I have to pee...maybe if I ignore it, it will go away....oh, no alright then, damnit!"

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 07:12 PM (R3gO3)

497 489 Many times.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 07:12 PM (M/TDA)

498 boulder: yep, alky bevs and raucous moviegoers are a BAD mix. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:13 PM (HVI5a)

499 Hey y'all.

Posted by: Bomber at January 02, 2014 07:13 PM (G8OL9)

500 I would take one of my mom's big silver spoons and sit in the backyard digging a hole to China with my faithful beagle, Snoopy, at my side.

Posted by: mpfs, New Years Fishstick at January 02, 2014 07:13 PM (ocjHE)

501

must link to this on Zero Hedge:

http://tinyurl.com/kpnw97x  

sample paragraph: 

It appears that gone are the days when every Ivy graduate's fast-track to stardom dream was to become a banker (or in the worst case, a corporate lawyer). And with Wall Street's increasing conversion into a utility, the aspirations of the best and the brightest will progressively shift elsewhere. But waiting tables? Well, as it turns out that's where the money is because "head waiters at top-tier restaurants can earn from $80,000 to as much as $150,000 a year including tips, according to industry executives. In comparison, a line cook might earn as little as $35,000 to $45,000 a year while working longer hours. The nation's highest-rated restaurants, including Per Se, Le Bernardin and Eleven Madison Park in New York and Alinea in Chicago, hire as few as 10% of the individuals applying for waitstaff jobs."

Posted by: mallfly at January 02, 2014 07:13 PM (zjcTL)

502 A web site too far ...

Ezra Klein, an analyst, columnist and television commentator who runs The Washington PostÂ’s Wonkblog, is making plans to leave the newspaper after failing to win support for a new website he wanted to create within the company, according to four people with knowledge of the negotiations.

Mr. Klein, who quickly ascended into the ranks of the Washington media establishment with a multiplatform blend of policy nuance and number-crunching on Wonkblog, approached Katherine Weymouth, the PostÂ’s publisher, in recent weeks, the people said.

After consultation with the newspaperÂ’s editor, Marty Baron, according to one of the people, he put forward a proposal with detailed revenue projections to build a new website dedicated to explanatory journalism on a wide range of topics beyond political policy. It would have been affiliated with The Post, the person said, but would have been a separate enterprise. The investment he sought, the person said, was in eight figures.

Posted by: Field Marshal Von Rundstedt at January 02, 2014 07:13 PM (e8kgV)

503 0.3F outside. Going to give the driveway a scrape. BBL

Posted by: fluffy at January 02, 2014 07:15 PM (Ua6T/)

504 Shouldn't Mrs Stack have been a librarian?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 07:16 PM (8AHeV)

505 In high school, my English teacher threw a pencil at me and called me an asshole during class. I thought it to be my crowning academic achievement. Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 11:02 PM (/gJVs) ----- Had a nun teacher pick up her whole pencil holder full of pencils and throw them at my face because I called her a liar. The lie was - at the first day of school she was regailing us in all these places we would go. Spain, Italy, the Far East. Little did I know she was speaking metaphorically and not literally. SO halfway through the semester I called her out on what I thought was a blatant lie.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 07:16 PM (2hQRj)

506 -1 here.

Predicting -9 Monday.  As the high.

Posted by: Bomber at January 02, 2014 07:17 PM (G8OL9)

507 Ezra Klein wanted x * 10^7 bucks for his smug drivel?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 07:17 PM (Xfl0F)

508

" Well, as it turns out that's where the money is because "head waiters at top-tier restaurants can earn from $80,000 to as much as $150,000 a year including tips, according to industry executives"

 

Fall semester 2014: Harvard offers "Tray carrying 101" and "Restaurant Menu French"

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 07:17 PM (R3gO3)

509 This is how old I am. Playing in the coal bin in the basement of our house. My mother was pissed but it was so cool.

Posted by: mpfs, New Years Fishstick at January 02, 2014 07:17 PM (ocjHE)

510 Shouldn't Mrs Stack have been a librarian?
Posted by: andycanuck
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:17 PM (aDwsi)

511 492 OMG. I loved dodge ball. Even when I got hit " by accident" by one of my nasty classmates. Payback was fun. Great game.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 07:18 PM (M/TDA)

512 You know what else is wrong with that Romney picture? Girls in pink; boys in blue. Cisnormative oppression!

Posted by: Mindy at January 02, 2014 07:18 PM (Bs5ky)

513 Shouldn't Mrs Stack have been a librarian?

And now I've got images of a busty 40 something in a tight sweater and librarian glasses

um... brb

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 07:18 PM (Xfl0F)

514 505 A web site too far ...

Ezra Klein, an analyst, columnist and television commentator who runs The Washington PostÂ’s Wonkblog, is making plans to leave the newspaper after failing to win support for a new website he wanted to create within the company, according to four people with knowledge of the negotiations.

Mr. Klein, who quickly ascended into the ranks of the Washington media establishment with a multiplatform blend of policy nuance and number-crunching on Wonkblog, approached Katherine Weymouth, the PostÂ’s publisher, in recent weeks, the people said.

After consultation with the newspaperÂ’s editor, Marty Baron, according to one of the people, he put forward a proposal with detailed revenue projections to build a new website dedicated to explanatory journalism on a wide range of topics beyond political policy. It would have been affiliated with The Post, the person said, but would have been a separate enterprise. The investment he sought, the person said, was in eight figures.

Posted by: Field Marshal Von Rudstedt at January 02, 2014 11:13 PM (e8kgV)



Eight figures -- > $10M -- to make a ckufing website?!?!? What is it with these stupid libs? Just look around you at the enduring quality that Pixy can build for $18.38!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 07:19 PM (T1005)

515 It could dip into the low 40s tomorrow. Pray for us.

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 07:19 PM (sOtz/)

516 Surprised no one picked this up yet.  Part of the Classier Horde Act for 2014?  

Hayai = fast

"That's what she said". 

Some assembly required. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 02, 2014 07:19 PM (ioT3q)

517 I had military facepaint in the metal tube. Remember that? ____________ Can you say C rations? I used to love that crap. The little can opener was a bigger treat for me than the processed cheese, i think!

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 07:20 PM (82LNv)

518 Yeah phone booths are practically extinct. You know what else is gone? BFI. Remember that huge dumpster company? Yeah they were absorbed by another corporation. I was wondering why I never see BFI dumpsters anymore. They've been gone since 1999!

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 07:20 PM (2NfAC)

519 hey bomber you still on leave or workin?

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 07:20 PM (07nix)

520 Playing in the coal bin in the basement of our house. My mother was pissed but it was so cool. Posted by: mpfs,
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Not the same, of course, but my mother would have been astonished if I came home without grass and dirt stains on my clothes. I still remember her whimsical smile, saying "You smell just like a little boy.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

521

Mrs. Stack didn't wear glasses (sorry). She wore miniskirts and white boots (this was around 1967).

 

 Like I said, she didn't last long at a Catholic school.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 02, 2014 07:21 PM (R3gO3)

522 I grew up in a very small town near a state park. My best friend for life and I were free to roam and do whatever we wanted. We slept in a pup tent in the back yard throughout the summer so we got to roam at night then. We climbed very high trees, played along railroad tracks, fixed bridges in the state park without being asked, blew up lots of stuff with M80s and other things, used bb and pellet guns a lot - can't count now many starlings and other bad birds we shot, trapped creeks for muskrat, fished a big lake, sledded a gorge with every snow - kamikaze contact style when we got older, built snow forts and tunnels in big snow winters, had epic snowball wars (not just fights) often with special ice balls that hurt like hell, went for long bike rides for hours, engaged in minor vandalism of popular kids' yards, smashed pumpkins, and generally had a helluva good time. I don't think our parents ever knew more than 10% of what we did.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at January 02, 2014 07:21 PM (5Q1ZU)

523 You know what else is gone? BFI.

VPL, on the other hand, is still going strong.
[/rimshot]

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:21 PM (HVI5a)

524

re 505:

"After consultation with the newspaper's editor, Marty Baron, according to one of the people, he put forward a proposal with detailed revenue projections to build a new website dedicated to explanatory journalism on a wide range of topics beyond political policy. It would have been affiliated with The Post, the person said, but would have been a separate enterprise. The investment he sought, the person said, was in eight figures."

Eight figures means either a hundred million or a chorus line of strippers. Either way, it appears that he wants to be the private version of the obamacare website. No difference to me so long as I'm not paying for it.

Posted by: mallfly at January 02, 2014 07:22 PM (zjcTL)

525 RetroSpace is going to just drink up my spare time isn't it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 07:22 PM (Xfl0F)

526 Can you say C rations? I used to love that crap. The little can opener was a bigger treat for me than the processed cheese, i think! Posted by: shredded
----------------

P-38 can opener. I still have one that I was issued.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:23 PM (aDwsi)

527 $18.38 bimonthly!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 07:23 PM (8AHeV)

528 >>> Posted by: Bomber Where are you now? Tasmania?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 07:23 PM (2NfAC)

529 I was a weird kid. I actually liked eating... Vienna sausages.

Nowadays, just one look at that congealed slime around the things makes me feel icky.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:24 PM (HVI5a)

530 355 Sorry to hear that Gingy. Modern Art is nothing of the sort. It is political self hating gibberish dressed up as art. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 10:37 --- The professor is a lumberjack. I swear. Pic on twitter.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 07:24 PM (N/cFh)

531 My mother used to buy me shirts with snaps instead of buttons. I can't imagine why.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 07:24 PM (TI3xG)

532 527 re 505:
"After consultation with the newspaper's editor, Marty Baron, according to one of the people, he put forward a proposal with detailed revenue projections to build a new website dedicated to explanatory journalism on a wide range of topics beyond political policy. It would have been affiliated with The Post, the person said, but would have been a separate enterprise. The investment he sought, the person said, was in eight figures."
Eight figures means either a hundred million or a chorus line of strippers. Either way, it appears that he wants to be the private version of the obamacare website. No difference to me so long as I'm not paying for it.

Posted by: mallfly at January 02, 2014 11:22 PM (zjcTL)



12,345,678....missed it by >< that much!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 07:24 PM (T1005)

533 Is there ANYONE else out there besides me who remembers...

Tostitos Picante Sauce, when it came in a *can*????

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:24 PM (HVI5a)

534 A lumberjack?  Cue up Monty Python...

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 07:24 PM (cubpP)

535 Conservative Crank, Where do you live? I live near Boston & it was three degrees here the last time I went into the kitchen, minus 8 with windchill. Someone in MN this morning posted it was -42!

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 07:25 PM (z4WKX)

536 I cut down trees
I wear high heels
panties and a braaaaaaa

Okay, now what was that about Monty Python again?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:26 PM (HVI5a)

537 oops... where's the "delete" button on this blog????

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:26 PM (HVI5a)

538 The professor is a lumberjack. I swear. Pic on twitter. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 11:24 PM (N/cFh) a lumber jack chick? or a man I friend grew up in the sticks of WA State. Aparently the Hells Angles decided to bar fight some local logers on the Olympic Penninsula fast forwarding to the end about 30 HA got their asses handed to them

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 07:26 PM (07nix)

539 OU 31 UA 24 End of 3rd. Not elbow worthy?

Posted by: extra at January 02, 2014 07:26 PM (XTlIj)

540 I was a weird kid. I actually liked eating... Vienna sausages. Nowadays, just one look at that congealed slime around the things makes me feel icky. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 11:24 PM (HVI5a) I ate that shit too, and liked it. Old man used to buy Underwood Deviled Ham & Deviled Chicken. "Deviled" means heavily salted and ground into a paste. That was a treat. It was a meat product that didn't require refrigeration and wasn't jerky.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 02, 2014 07:27 PM (XvrTA)

541

BCochran...Thanks for answering...I know she's A-OK...what with that spectacular cake she was bringing and all.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2014 07:28 PM (LhAqq)

542 ghostofhallelujah, thanks for making me feel a bit less like a freak as a kid. :-)

I also have a really lame joke: when was the deviled ham... no longer deviled?? When it was cured!
[/groan]

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:28 PM (HVI5a)

543 You mean BEANIE WEENIES?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 07:29 PM (2NfAC)

544 541 The professor is a lumberjack. I swear. Pic on twitter. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 11:24 PM (N/cFh) a lumber jack chick? or a man Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 11:26 PM (07nix) --- Dude.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 07:29 PM (N/cFh)

545 My Name Is - Sounds like a great childhood!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:30 PM (aDwsi)

546 Wouldn't that be a Lumber Jill?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:30 PM (aDwsi)

547 I recommend this calendar for 2014:

http://tinyurl.com/ko4hx8b

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 02, 2014 07:30 PM (kxSZr)

548 Gosh. The stuff we used to do while roaming the neighborhood. Parents back in the day made kids go outside to play. Hot or cold..out we went. We'd show up at the end of the day and Mom wasn't concerned in the least where we'd been and what we'd been up to. Now if something got back to her via another parent then watch out but for the most part we had a an amount of freedom kids today don't have. Guess what? We all turned out ok.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 07:30 PM (M/TDA)

549

re 535: yeah, I was off by 1 power of ten... still a whole lot of money for a website for a guy who probably couldn't tell you what a quart of milk and a pound of ground beef goes for.

 

and I just noticed I wrote "a quart of milf". I couldn't say what that goes for.

Posted by: mallfly at January 02, 2014 07:31 PM (zjcTL)

550 Tang and Marathon bars, growing up in the 70s

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 07:31 PM (sOtz/)

551 When I was a kid we all KNEW that Vienna sausages were really FINGERS!!! (Except for the kinda creepy older kids who'd whisper that they were PENISES!!)

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2014 07:31 PM (UEdx3)

552 522, 531 At the house, northern Illinois.  On leave till Feb.

Posted by: Bomber at January 02, 2014 07:32 PM (G8OL9)

553 I ate that shit too, and liked it. Old man used to buy Underwood Deviled Ham & Deviled Chicken. "Deviled" means heavily salted and ground into a paste. That was a treat. It was a meat product that didn't require refrigeration and wasn't jerky. *** I still like deviled ham but, when I was young, I loved potted meat. I did, that is, until one night about 20 years ago when I popped open the can and there were six little black pig(?) hairs laying side by side on top of the "meat".

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 07:32 PM (DmNpO)

554 552 re 535: yeah, I was off by 1 power of ten... still a wholelot of money for a website for a guy who probably couldn't tell you what a quart of milk and a pound of ground beef goes for. and I just noticed I wrote "a quart of milf". I couldn't say what that goes for. Posted by: mallfly at January 02, 2014 11:31 PM (zjcTL) --- I could.

Posted by: Stacy's mom at January 02, 2014 07:32 PM (N/cFh)

555 Potted meat sandwiches....., hmm, hmm good. Wonder what the hell is in that stuff. Hell, as a kid, I thought it was great.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:32 PM (aDwsi)

556 Excellent ONT Maetenloch!
Hit and run here.

Quick question horde as I am off on an overnight road trip to watch Wild Card Weekend.  GB is hosting SF, wtf?
Plus, the commish makes $30M a year?  I should of went into coaching gridiron instead of a MIS/IT degree.

Question: Who was the character or skit name that Christopher Walken played when he hosted SNL?  The character was an Euro debonaire type entertaining his 'date' from the camera POV view of said date.

Thank you all for the laughs in 2013 have a great first weekend of 2014!
Cheers!

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 02, 2014 07:32 PM (28+Cq)

557 Don't forget Nestle's Choco-Lite bars.

Miss those things like crazy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:32 PM (HVI5a)

558 I don't know if anyone mentioned it, but what I remember as a kid is being my father's remote control. Eventually you had to use a pair of pliers until the broken knob was replaced.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 07:32 PM (AiZkN)

559 I still like to have an Underwood deviled ham sandwich every now and then.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:33 PM (HVI5a)

560 Gosh. The stuff we used to do while roaming the neighborhood. Parents back in the day made kids go outside to play. Hot or cold..out we went. We'd show up at the end of the day and Mom wasn't concerned in the least where we'd been and what we'd been up to. Now if something got back to her via another parent then watch out but for the most part we had a an amount of freedom kids today don't have. Guess what? We all turned out ok. *** You couldn't get into too much trouble because SOMEONE would tell on you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 07:33 PM (DmNpO)

561 That calendar shows what you can accomplish with some tape and creativity.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2014 07:33 PM (UEdx3)

562 I'm 58'ish Everyone smoked everywhere. I would say that over 60% of all the doctors and nurses that I have known or had cause to know smoked. Kids bought smokes all over, the vending machines at the gas station next to the little league fields were 37 cents, you put in 40 cents, 3 pennies were in the pack as change, and you got TWO packs of matches to drop sometimes ( one pack came out the side with all packs of smokes) The creek in the park would freeze over almost every winter, had more than one Harry Bailey moment when someone fell through the ice We rode our bikes to the next town and the one after that, 40 miles a day in the summer was not un-heard of, and there was no bottled water. You found a hose, or a spiget or a pond or a small stream, but most parks had public fountains or actual wells you could pump water to drink Cars were more afraid of kids on bikes then they seem to be now I grew up on the absolute wrong side of the tracks, bums WOULD sweep the sidewalk for a sandwich The king of the hoboes used to be crowned in the town I grew up in, before they moved it farther south I have seen the Fuller Brush Man, more than once and the guy who would go around sharpening knives (how was he not a mass murderer/serial killer?) Catholic schools and churches were all over, even though less kids went to catholic school the parents and children of them were a major force in politics and the way the town would run, the public schools were always (even by the poorest of folks) considered second-class And it was true, public schools were trying to teach me sophomore math that I learned in the 6th grade at St Give-us Monet, and besides catholic school kids learned all the good cuss words first :-) Start at 4 or 5 with cap guns, potato air guns (remember those?) then B B Guns, all manner of air pistols, real firecrackers, real fireworks, real M-80's, and of course in 1970's a Kilo of pot from Mexico cost 100 dollars But we all turned out all right, right?

Posted by: Tom_OH at January 02, 2014 07:33 PM (Zz48T)

563 Nowadays, just one look at that congealed slime around the things makes me feel icky.

I don't remember the congealed slime, I'd like to think it wasn't there half a century ago, the FDA is probably responsible.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 02, 2014 07:34 PM (kxSZr)

564 no idea who this chick is but the UK Daily mail has a lot of pics of her in a red bikini http://tinyurl.com/m5za2k7

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 07:34 PM (07nix)

565 I think I remember how to link in comments [link] http://notmartinbashir.blogspot.com

Posted by: Dave M at January 02, 2014 07:34 PM (dbm77)

566 no idea who this chick is but the UK Daily mail has a lot of pics of her in a red bikini

Matt Lauer?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:35 PM (HVI5a)

567 If you want to read something very funny, ALL SEX IS RAPE. http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/ Or PIV penis in vagina.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 02, 2014 07:35 PM (b6koZ)

568 Nope.

Posted by: Dave M at January 02, 2014 07:35 PM (dbm77)

569 Well, it's late, it's cold, and I know I'm going to be spending tomorrow morning scraping a hundred feet of driveway. Goodnight, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 02, 2014 07:35 PM (UEdx3)

570 559 Excellent ONT Maetenloch! Hit and run here. Quick question horde as I am off on an overnight road trip to watch Wild Card Weekend. GB is hosting SF, wtf? Plus, the commish makes $30M a year? I should of went into coaching gridiron instead of a MIS/IT degree. Question: Who was the character or skit name that Christopher Walken played when he hosted SNL? The character was an Euro debonaire type entertaining his 'date' from the camera POV view of said date. Thank you all for the laughs in 2013 have a great first weekend of 2014! Cheers! Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 02, 2014 11:32 PM (28+Cq) --- The Continental.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 07:35 PM (N/cFh)

571 "Aparently the Hells Angles decided to bar fight some local logers on the Olympic Penninsula / fast forwarding to the end about 30 HA got their asses handed to them"

The problem with the Angels is that when they lose a fight, they come back heavily armed and shooting. Shooting indiscriminately.

There was an insane gang clash where the HA and the Mongols turned a Nevada borderline casino floor into a two-way range. While it was filled with elderly blue-haired nickel-slot patrons.

Absolutely no patience for the outlaw bikers. They're all continuing criminal enterprises. The sort of outfit that RICO was meant to be used against, and that's one of the few times I countenance having the heavy hand of federal law enforcement step into local affairs.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2014 07:35 PM (gqT4g)

572 I still like deviled ham but, when I was young, I loved potted meat. I did, that is, until one night about 20 years ago when I popped open the can and there were six little black pig(?) hairs laying side by side on top of the "meat". Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 11:32 PM (DmNpO) I need to stop reading this blog before bed. Cripes

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 02, 2014 07:36 PM (XvrTA)

573 Okay, this one is for teh Puma -
http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/2013/11/ads-74-japanese-advertising-part-3.html

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 07:37 PM (Xfl0F)

574 Underwood Deviled Ham & Deviled Chicken.###

On a Boy Scouts canoe trip we had that on teething toast and liked it. Some of that is if you run a boy hard enough they'll eat anything.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 07:37 PM (TI3xG)

575 Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 11:32 PM (AZkN)


That, and the antenna rotor as well.  I'd be freezing my ass off in the rain turning the pole waiting for him to knock on the window when the picture was good.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 07:37 PM (dhJhm)

576 "You smell just like a little boy.." Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 11:21 PM (aDwsi) Ah, memories!

Posted by: Harry Ried at January 02, 2014 07:38 PM (AymDN)

577 The Continental.

Those were actually rather inventive bits from back in the day on SNL. I enjoyed them.

The footage probably doesn't exist, but I would *love* to see video of how those skits were shot. Everything was done from the POV of the cameraperson, who was apparently wearing to-the-elbows evening gloves and sparkly bracelets to add to the illusion that Walken's character was speaking to an actual society lady.

Let's at least hope the cameraperson was actually a woman...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:38 PM (HVI5a)

578 I have no intention of ever adopting a black kid. I guess that means I'm immune from accusations of racism, right?

Posted by: WOW at January 02, 2014 07:38 PM (6j8ke)

579 : qdpsteve.....Fritos Bean Dip in a Can beats    that by a mile or two   youngun.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2014 07:38 PM (LhAqq)

580 torque - I have no sympathy or patience with 1%'ers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:38 PM (aDwsi)

581 I CANNOT BELIEVE that I am sitting here watching Battleship yet again. I swear I've seen it about six times. I think perhaps it's because the absurdity is so much fun.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 07:38 PM (DmNpO)

582 "Cambridge academic seriously ill after being gored through the neck by a stag during holiday in the Highlands" ... is quite enough information.

I really didn't need to know that "transgender" part ... unless the incident involved a goring of gender specific body parts.

Posted by: William Sydney Porter at January 02, 2014 07:39 PM (e8kgV)

583 No HTML for you!!!

Posted by: the blog nazi at January 02, 2014 07:39 PM (8AHeV)

584 I think perhaps it's because the absurdity is so much fun. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 02, 2014 11:38 PM (DmNpO) **** yummm Brooklyn Decker...

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 07:40 PM (07nix)

585 itÂ’s minus 19 here in Boston area with windchill. I honestly do not ever remember it being this cold. I better go grab clothes out of the dryer. I think I left them too long. IÂ’ll put on rack in front of radiator instead of having to go in that hall again.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 07:40 PM (z4WKX)

586 "one difference is that we don't expect much from DeCaprio; but we thought Stallone was one of us, based on the Rambo / Rocky movies."

The Rambo movies were around the time that I started having more and more unsettling trouble with Hollyweird and its attitudes.

Let's remember that this was a guy who safely sat out the actual Vietnam War teaching phys ed at a ritzy girls' school in Switzerland.

Not fit to polish the jungle boots of those who actually served, and went.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2014 07:40 PM (gqT4g)

587 concrete girl: but you remember the Tostitos Picante Sauce can, right??

Call me crazy but I think it was by far better than the Frito-Lay bean dips.
Unfortunately it all but disappeared around 1983.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:41 PM (HVI5a)

588 548 My Name Is - Sounds like a great childhood! Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 11:30 PM (aDwsi) It was. We got bored sometimes because our moms had died when we were 7, so we were stuck in the town, but after a little bit of thinking we'd come up with something to amuse us for awhile. One summer we built a putt-putt course in his backyard. We made a fortune mowing all the widows' lawns and shoveling their sidewalks. We'd time some of those jobs just right so we'd get free cake and ice cream. We were blessed to grow up in the 60s and early 70s, in an America that is no more.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at January 02, 2014 07:41 PM (5Q1ZU)

589 Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 11:40 PM (z4WKX) NY Harbor froze in 1775 or so, last time it did that. Climate change my ass( as in donkey)

Posted by: Sam Peterson at January 02, 2014 07:42 PM (07nix)

590 Not fit to polish the jungle boots of those who actually served, and went.

Posted by: torquewrench
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Whew! I was afraid you were talking about me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 02, 2014 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

591 "itÂ’s minus 19 here in Boston area with windchill. I honestly do not ever remember it being this cold."

Damned global warming again. When will it let up?

Posted by: torquewrench at January 02, 2014 07:43 PM (gqT4g)

592 new keyboard time. Do some damage if I swing it at someone

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 07:44 PM (vJdyz)

593 As much as I like the Tide, looks like their weak schedule is coming back to haunt them. This playcalling reminds me of Saban depending on McCarron's arm too much when he had two of the best RB's in the NCAA in the backfield. It's not like they can't run on OU.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 02, 2014 07:44 PM (opjHr)

594 Katherine Webb looks distressed. I should console her......

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 02, 2014 07:44 PM (WdbF7)

595 yo back from the beach with the brat (it was dad/spawn day looks like the golf pros start coming in manana, thank god

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 07:45 PM (MX68J)

596 We were blessed to grow up in the 60s and early 70s, in an America that is no more. Posted by: My Name is Nobody at January 02, 2014 11:41 PM (5Q1ZU) IÂ’m afraid that you are right. I wouldnÂ’t want to have kids or be a kid now. Bathrooms that little children can choose to go to because they think they are confused by their gender? That is retarded and I know people that are retarded that are not that stupid.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 07:46 PM (z4WKX)

597

Second grade, Valencia Park Elementary, Fullerton, Ca.  Probably about 1964 or 65.

 

 

Followed my brother across a railroad trestle, easily over 50' above the creek below.  To my frightened eyes, might as well have been 1,000 ft.

 

 

I made it about a third of the way across, then had to get back to the safety of solid ground.  But, it was a good start.

 

 

By time I was in the 6th grade, I was cruising pre-BMX Schwinn 20" bikes, built from scrounged parts to be good "pre-BMX" prototypes..... down steep San Diego canyons in the dark of very foggy nights, on eyebrow trails over the sheer drops parallel to highway excavations, in near zero visibility at 11 pm.

 

 

How I survived the early '70s, I'll never know.  But, I did get a trophy for riding a wheelie on that bike for over 3/4 of a mile.

 

 

Oh, yeah.  We painted the frames in flat black, to better blend into the night.  Little miscreants, we were!

 

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2014 07:46 PM (vvk2F)

598 The line formed a long time ago pal

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at January 02, 2014 07:46 PM (5Q1ZU)

599 One summer we built a putt-putt course in his backyard. We made a fortune mowing all the widows' lawns and shoveling their sidewalks. We'd time some of those jobs just right so we'd get free cake and ice cream. --- I'd also make a killing shoveling driveways. W'd just go door to door asking, and raking in the money. As an adult, have never had a kid offer to shovel the driveway, or mow.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 07:46 PM (2hQRj)

600 Oyasumi.

I fear for the planet when Japan swings back on its pendulum from "too cute"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 07:47 PM (Xfl0F)

601 ah the 70's and 80's great time to be a kid on SPF4...we used baby oil and smelled like pork chops when we got home anyone remember those metal roller skates you clipped to your shoes? hit the smallest pebble and down you go

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 07:48 PM (MX68J)

602 wonder if these are actually Disney licensed

http://bit.ly/1eZu60N

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 07:48 PM (vJdyz)

603  qdpsteve...I was only funning on you because lots of others here were talking about how they were sent to the store for smokes and my great aunt    from Modesto sent me for them and fritos and bean dip way back in the day before tostitos were ever fried.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2014 07:48 PM (LhAqq)

604 Night all. Here is "Bad Apple": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzEUeWnV73U

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2014 07:48 PM (AymDN)

605 Real sun worshippers used baby oil for a great tan back in the day.

Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 02, 2014 07:49 PM (012vu)

606 anyone remember those metal roller skates you clipped to your shoes? hit the smallest pebble and down you go Posted by: navycopjoe
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Why, hi sailor..

Posted by: Melanie at January 02, 2014 07:49 PM (aDwsi)

607 This is about the most focused ONT I've ever seen.

Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2014 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

608 Anyone remember the name of those flavored fizz tablets? You were supposed to throw them in a glass of water like alka seltzer to make a flovored drink. Instead most kids just put them on the tongue for an intense burst of flavor.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 07:50 PM (cDwCa)

609 I'm about to construct a peanut butter sandwich. Will advise..

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 07:50 PM (zTXFv)

610 612 - Fizzies?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

611 concrete: ah.

Was never sent to the liquor store for smokes, as fortunately neither of my parents partook. I was asked to get bread and milk sometimes though.

Today, my sister has to drive her kids (my nephew and niece) to and from the same elementary school she and I attended. The school is easily less than a quarter of the distance I walked to that liquor store.

Sad, really.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:51 PM (HVI5a)

612 603 we used to go shoveling too for our winter job except you had to shovel a seniors walk and porch for free remember the kid next door to us was the meeting place, if we weren't in the street playing football we were in the alley playing baseball the ultimate was kick the can...those would turn brutal at night

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 07:51 PM (MX68J)

613 Followed my brother across a railroad trestle, easily over 50' above the creek below. To my frightened eyes, might as well have been 1,000 ft. --- About age 13 had lost the room key at one of the towers of the Hotel Dell Coranado we were staying at, and didn't want to get in trouble, so climbed up 7 stories, from balcony to balcony and went in the sliding glass door. Have no clue how I did it, since today I have someone standing by with cell phone in hand just to climb a ladder.

Posted by: UWP at January 02, 2014 07:52 PM (2hQRj)

614 How about little wax bottles of sugar water?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:52 PM (aDwsi)

615 Anyone remember the name of those flavored fizz tablets?###

Bottle caps were what I remember.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 07:52 PM (TI3xG)

616 Also, re the Fritos?

I recently bought/read a book, Taco USA, that alleges that Doritos were invented at... Disneyland.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 07:52 PM (HVI5a)

617 the ultimate was kick the can...those would turn brutal at night Pour a little gasoline in the can and light the sucker off. We survived.

Posted by: Panhandler at January 02, 2014 07:53 PM (LqVNJ)

618 563 Oh yes and the biggest tattlers were always my sisters. Of course I dropped the dime on them from time to time just to keep things even. If you're sent to your room to await the arrival of your father it's much better to have company.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 07:54 PM (M/TDA)

619 618 How about little wax bottles of sugar water?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 11:52 PM (aDwsi)



How 'bout candy cigarettes?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 07:54 PM (T1005)

620 612 Fizzles! Lime was my favorite.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 07:55 PM (M/TDA)

621 Anyone old enough to remember when soft drink bottle caps had cork seals? You peel the seal out of the cap, then use the cork to attach it like a button onto your t-shirt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

622 615 we I was a tiny joe my parents would give me a five dollar bill (holy shit!!! big money!!!) and send me to the store for a gallon of milk and a pack of cigarettes for dad if I bought a candy bar with the change....lets just say my tiny ass would be stinging for the rest of the night on bikes....everyone learned how to ride on the POS schiwnn with the banana seat the cool kids grew into the ten speeds

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 07:55 PM (MX68J)

623 580 The Continental.

Those were actually rather inventive bits from back in the day on SNL. I enjoyed them.

Thank you qdpsteve.
I can't even see SNL skits via hulu(?)com being overseas.
Have a good weekend y'all.

When is 404care going to mandate individual sub-dermal RFID chips and GPS transponders in/on us unwashed masses?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 02, 2014 07:56 PM (28+Cq)

624 Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9l6TCdKpw

Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2014 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

625 Candy cigarettes. Natch.

If you're sent to your room to await the arrival of your father it's much better to have company.
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Uh,oh. Butt, meet belt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 07:57 PM (aDwsi)

626 Love the PLO diplomat blows himself up with a safe in the Czech Republic story. Is there anything Muslims can't blow up?

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 07:57 PM (sOtz/)

627 Candy necklaces ....and those straws full of that powdered sugar..

Posted by: E.T. at January 02, 2014 07:57 PM (uGlk8)

628

I love this thread, and vote that it should be memorialized in the AoS Hall of Fame n' Shame.

 

 

Seriously......  this one is a keeper, and needs be held for posterity.

 

 

Someone please, second (and more) the motion?

 

 

All in favor, say AYE!

 

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2014 07:57 PM (vvk2F)

629 Children mowing door-to-door? Crichton! Track down this neighborhood!

Posted by: harry reid (?) at January 02, 2014 07:58 PM (8AHeV)

630 then for the boys peeing in a socket in the garage cause it would make sizzling noises until the inevitable dick shock

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 07:58 PM (MX68J)

631 624 My auto correct changed Fizzies to Fizzles. Good grief.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 07:58 PM (M/TDA)

632 looked it up right shape but bottle caps were just candy no fizz.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 07:58 PM (TI3xG)

633 612 - Fizzies? Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 11:51 PM (aDwsi) That's it . When I googled it I found out that they started making them again.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 07:58 PM (WCi6Q)

634 Wacky Packs from the Good Humor Man.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 07:59 PM (V4CBV)

635 .and those straws full of that powdered sugar..

Posted by: E.T. at January 02, 2014 11:57 PM (uGlk


Pixie sticks?

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 07:59 PM (dhJhm)

636

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 11:58 PM (MX68J)


we did cooler stuff when I was younger, we played with gas and matches. Pour gas in a pie tin, light and then skip it across the concrete at night

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 08:00 PM (vJdyz)

637 Pixie sticks?

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 11:59 PM (dhJhm)


still wish they made those, especially in the 3 foot sizes

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 08:00 PM (vJdyz)

638 I told him not to buy an Acme® Brand safe! [joke stolen from Small Dead Animals]

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 08:00 PM (8AHeV)

639 a Midwest favorite RC Cola and moon pies, enough sugar to kill a small animal then there was fighting my sisters for who got the grape popsicle no one wanted the grape popscicle

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 08:00 PM (MX68J)

640 603 we used to go shoveling too for our winter job except you had to shovel a seniors walk and porch for free My older & younger brothers had to do that. I didnÂ’t because I was a girl. They made good money for kids then. My older one in 10 1/2 years older than I am and my younger one is 2 years younger. Shoveling snow is easy for a strong young kid.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 08:01 PM (z4WKX)

641 629 More like butt meet hand and my Dad's hand was big. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 08:01 PM (M/TDA)

642 : qdpsteve...If I had kids I'd drive them   too. I was just   saying that Tostitos arrived long   after Fritos Bean Dip    *memories*

Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2014 08:01 PM (LhAqq)

643 Dear Saban, Free advice: put it in Henry's hands. Signed,

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 02, 2014 08:01 PM (opjHr)

644 Anybody else lose video on ESPN?

Posted by: © Sponge at January 02, 2014 08:02 PM (oiKxM)

645 640 Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 11:58 PM (MX68J) we did cooler stuff when I was younger, we played with gas and matches. Pour gas in a pie tin, light and then skip it across the concrete at night Posted by: The Dude at January 03, 2014 12:00 AM (vJdyz) We lived not too far from the iron range, when it was still an active mine. Picked up these pellets of processed iron ore called taconites from the railroad tracks. Best slingshot ammo ever.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:02 PM (/gJVs)

646 I told him not to buy an Acme® Brand safe! [joke stolen from Small Dead Animals]

That's what I told one of my old work friends once. It took days for those city workers to chip her out of the concrete.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:02 PM (HVI5a)

647 The lik-a-stix that came in the Fun Dip always burnt my tongue.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 08:02 PM (V4CBV)

648 Posted by: The Dude at January 03, 2014 12:00 AM (vJdyz)



Like this?  https://tinyurl.com/lx5gvqh

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 08:02 PM (dhJhm)

649 We made this 5ga glass sparklers water bottle into an atomic Molotov cocktail and dropped it into a flood control Chanel from a bridge.....it lit up the night sky....then we ran like hell

Posted by: E.T. at January 02, 2014 08:03 PM (uGlk8)

650 we would do gas when we could get it on injuries, we were more worried about scrapes not because we'd get in trouble but because my mom would spray Lysol on it damn that shit burned

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 08:03 PM (MX68J)

651 Our candy cigarettes were Popeye brand.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 08:03 PM (8AHeV)

652 concrete: right. Tostitos first appeared around 1979 I believe.

I still sorta remember the commercials about how "authentic" they were. Good grief. They were just Doritos cut into a circle instead of a triangle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:03 PM (HVI5a)

653 My favorite candy to buy and I really didn't care for that much were fruit flavored lollipops shaped flat in back with front shaped like the fruit . The kicker and best marketing ploy ever was occasionally placing a sticker on the flat part that gave you a free one.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 08:03 PM (u+9Sb)

654 on bikes....everyone learned how to ride on the POS schiwnn with the banana seat###

I still have a scar in the center of my chest from the ram horn handle bars on my stingray Schwinn (hand grips had no ends just exposed metal tube).

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 08:04 PM (TI3xG)

655 Posted by: © Sponge at January 03, 2014 12:02 AM (oiKxM)


Nope, still good here.  Gumps still down by 7, OU driving.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 08:04 PM (dhJhm)

656 Before the "internet" I ran a bulletin board service which was a portal to download software, pictures leave and read messages, this was in the 80's I knew it! Eli the Bearded is a Moron!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 02, 2014 08:04 PM (l3vZN)

657 It's a blustery day!

Posted by: fluffy ther Pooh at January 02, 2014 08:04 PM (Ua6T/)

658 Nice stroll down memory lane. Thanks folks..., and to all a good night.It's gonna be a cold one here. Sadly, I have a funeral to attend tomorrow. I'm thinking that it will be canceled on account of the weather.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 02, 2014 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

659

Bottle rocket wars out in an open field on chilly star filled nights.

Just light 'em and throw.

Good times.

Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 02, 2014 08:05 PM (012vu)

660 I forgot about candy cigarettes Andycanuck. I remember what they look like now that you brought them up! Andy, are you in Canada? If so, what is the temperature there?It was one degree when I went to grab all the clothes out of the dryer and just threw them on the bed. They are dry and will freeze in hall.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 08:06 PM (z4WKX)

661 Ah, "Zulu." A movie made when men were men and women were, well, annoying. Love teh Michael Caine. Airbus vs. Boeing. Seems the Airbus will prevent you from making human mistakes even if it kills you while the Boeing will allow you to do seat-of-the-pants stuff even if it kills the insurance company. Like both and they have their merits, but, if I've got to bend an airplane to get it home I'll do it. Who the Hell is Hanna Minx? And, are those boobs real? That is the key question. Are those boobs real?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 02, 2014 08:06 PM (mcqD7)

662 Is it time?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 08:07 PM (T1005)

663 here's one, when dad said clean the car...we cleaned the car...then tried to drown our little sister with the hose torture of course now my kid charges me $10

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 08:07 PM (MX68J)

664 it's that time again

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 08:07 PM (Xfl0F)

665 Were Michael Caine and Peter O'Toole ever in a movie together?

Whatever it was, if it existed, it must have been epic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:07 PM (HVI5a)

666 When I was a kid we use to snort the mercury out of thermometers! Good times.

Posted by: Sen. Al Franken at January 02, 2014 08:07 PM (RJMhd)

667 Nope, still good here. Gumps still down by 7, OU driving. Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2014 12:04 AM (dhJhm) Had audio, no video. Other channels worked. It's back now.

Posted by: © Sponge at January 02, 2014 08:07 PM (oiKxM)

668
We used to build jump ramps from boards on concrete blocks to be Evel Knievel.  Our schwinns and our bodies took a beating trying to beat various neighborhood records.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 02, 2014 08:08 PM (MaP11)

669 Banana TurkishTaffy. Chocolate was good too.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 08:08 PM (M/TDA)

670 Hotel Dell Coranado...What a GREAT story!...Wasn't that the hotel they used for "Some Like It Hot?"

Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2014 08:08 PM (LhAqq)

671 Are those boobs real?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2014 12:06 AM (mcqD7)


Judge for yourself: http://youtu.be/QIt_hedcBTc

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 08:08 PM (dhJhm)

672 I just saw "Monsters University".

Helen Mirren as the Dean is EXACTLY THE SAME CHARACTER as Peter O'Toole as the Ratatouille restaurant-critic. Down to the voice inflexions.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 08:08 PM (Xfl0F)

673 My goodness, you guys just keep coming up with the old... Potted meat? How about the little cans of chipped beef for breakfast? Yep, grew up Navy - SoS. The clip-on metal skates? My knees thank you for the memory. Cork lined bottle tops? I mentioned earlier the old pop-top can tabs that we used to step on. I wonder if it's too late to teach the kids to pile up all the leaves and jump off the roof into it? Carol, Why don't you just get a little space heater like one of these for that back room? You can pick them up at wallymart for like $39 & they work. Very well. I'm temporarily heating my whole house with 3 of them.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 08:08 PM (82LNv)

674 Also, and if you can stand him, Craig Ferguson does some funny stuff on The Late Late Show when he impersonates Michael Caine and Sean Connery.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:08 PM (HVI5a)

675 663 Bottle rocket wars out in an open field on chilly star filled nights. Just light 'em and throw. Good times. Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 03, 2014 12:05 AM (012vu) We had fun holding on to the end and shooting them out of a bare hand from an open car window, while hauling ass down a windy country road. Alcohol may have been a factor.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:09 PM (/gJVs)

676 Oops. Carol: http://tinyurl.com/kojq8xj

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 08:09 PM (82LNv)

677 I do understand that Hanna Minx's two pounds of flesh are real, yes.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 08:09 PM (Xfl0F)

678

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2014 12:02 AM (dhJhm)


thought they stopped making those. I know what I'm getting my nephews and neices

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 08:09 PM (vJdyz)

679 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNynJJQS4dg

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 08:09 PM (T1005)

680 I can't recall the exact year but I remember in the very early 1970s as a young child when chocolate bars went from ¢5 to ¢10 each overnight; then to ¢17; then to ¢25; then ¢50 because of some problem with the South American cocoa harvest (and governments around the world trying to spend themselves rich). I can't remember when it hit $1 or so and stayed around there for a long, long time.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 08:10 PM (8AHeV)

681 Still think the best Sean Connery was on "Celebrity Jeopardy".

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 08:10 PM (Xfl0F)

682 I saw candy cigarettes for sale last month at Horne's Drive In on Rt 301 in Caroline Co. Virginia.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 02, 2014 08:10 PM (l3vZN)

683 Dammit. Bama's going down.

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2014 08:11 PM (QupBk)

684 Nick Saban is going to murder someone

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 02, 2014 08:11 PM (WdbF7)

685 I gave up reading at 400 when I realized how many more there were to go. Still having Nostalgia Fest? Under the covers at night, with the leatherette-cased transistor radio, monophonic earplug, and on a good night I could pick up Chicago, which was far, far away in more than distance from my world. I don't want to one-up anybody, but when I was very young, we already had voice-activated dialing. I picked up the receiver, the Operator said, "Number, please?" and I squeaked out my friend's three-digit number. High tech. Beat that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - indifference versus inertia at January 02, 2014 08:12 PM (U13jb)

686 G'night, Mike. Thanks to you, too for the stroll - it's been fun. Wish all the funerals could be cancelled...

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 08:12 PM (82LNv)

687 boulder, check out Craig Ferguson if you can.

He's supposedly first in line for Letterman's Late Show seat when the bitter old hag finally retires and/or kicks off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:12 PM (HVI5a)

688 669 I remember reading that Caine, O'Toole, Sean Connery and Richard Harris used to pal around together as young actors. There must have been some epic pub crawls.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 08:12 PM (M/TDA)

689 689 Nick Saban is going to murder someone Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 03, 2014 12:11 AM (WdbF7) Do we get to watch?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:13 PM (/gJVs)

690 I grew up next to a bowling alley where a lot of beer was consumed. That left a lot of flattened steel beer cans in the parking lot. Not a good idea to have Budweiser throwing stars available to a group of kids. Tetanus shots were definitely required.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 08:13 PM (Wf0TQ)

691 Any canadians remember "Rocket Robin Hood"?

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 08:13 PM (9gNQd)

692 Tuna: wow. Wonder if Robert Shaw or Oliver Reed ever joined them. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:14 PM (HVI5a)

693 Nick Saban is going to murder someone Doug Nussmeier should be the victim. This has been the sorriest play calling I've seen in quite some time.

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2014 08:14 PM (QupBk)

694 I do know they recycled a lot of Rocket Robin Hood animation and music for the '68 Spiderman cartoons.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 08:14 PM (V4CBV)

695 I'm in Toronto, Carol, where it's -2°F with the wind chill at -25°F (I thought I'd translate that to Fahrenheit for you all).

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 08:15 PM (8AHeV)

696 Why don't you just get a little space heater like one of these for that back room? You can pick them up at wallymart for like $39 & they work. Very well. I'm temporarily heating my whole house with 3 of them.
Check out 'Lasko ceramic heater' on Amazon.
We leave the heat on 58F most of the time and crank up one of the space heaters if we will be parked for a bit.

Posted by: fluffy at January 02, 2014 08:16 PM (Ua6T/)

697 Forgot to ask: who is Nick Saban?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:16 PM (/gJVs)

698 yeah, andy, but at least you got lots of cheap crack-rock to warm you up :^)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 08:16 PM (Xfl0F)

699  I do know they recycled a lot of Rocket Robin Hood animation and music for the '68 Spiderman cartoons.

 

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 03, 2014 12:14 AM

 

 

Really? That sounds like a weird fit.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (9gNQd)

700 AJ's mom has got it goin' on.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (dhJhm)

701 Now they have to rely on McCarron when they should have kept the ball on the ground up to this point.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (opjHr)

702 Yeah, I see that they are real. Natural talent and all that but I don't see a lot definition in them. Kinda floopy. Like she takes her top off and boobs spill all over the place. Is she some kinda Japanese Fun with Words gal with all the language stuff?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (mcqD7)

703 I don't want to one-up anybody, but when I was very young, we already had voice-activated dialing. I picked up the receiver, the Operator said, "Number, please?" and I squeaked out my friend's three-digit number. High tech. Beat that.###

We used to voice activate the pigeon where to deliver the message to.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (TI3xG)

704 Just joined, did not read the comments. Anyone talking airliner flight controls?

Posted by: pilot141 at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (nPwzA)

705 boulder: how so? Is andy really Rob Ford?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (HVI5a)

706 696 Any canadians remember "Rocket Robin Hood"? Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 12:13 AM (9gNQd) --- Yes!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (N/cFh)

707 Ooops.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (opjHr)

708 and that's the ballgame

Posted by: toby928© at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (QupBk)

709 OT rambling - it's so cute when PJ boys more masculine brother and getsmupset about wasting money. Just want to pick their cheeks.

Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (Q6HBD)

710 Woot! Sooners!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 02, 2014 08:17 PM (zDsvJ)

711 Not really old candy and probably been posted earlier.  Ike and Mike and Hot Tamales?  Came in boxes about half a carton big.  Stock up at the 99 cent store.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 02, 2014 08:18 PM (28+Cq)

712 How's about the metal banding that you found along the tracks that had holes punched in it. If you couldn't whistle loud without it, you could with it !

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 02, 2014 08:18 PM (u6lBN)

713 dammit.

Posted by: toby928© sobs quietly, but in a manly manner at January 02, 2014 08:18 PM (QupBk)

714 Heh!! Suck it Saban!!

Posted by: puddleglum at January 02, 2014 08:18 PM (Resia)

715 709 Just joined, did not read the comments. Anyone talking airliner flight controls? Posted by: pilot141 at January 03, 2014 12:17 AM (nPwzA) Thankfully, no.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:18 PM (/gJVs)

716 Pick-pinch

Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2014 08:18 PM (Q6HBD)

717 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2014 12:08 AM (MaP11) I have been getting my chipped tooth bonded every 10 or so years for the past 40 years .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 08:18 PM (Wf0TQ)

718 And I watched Rocket Robin Hood too. I can't remember if it was on CityTV or CTV---two of our 14 cable channels.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 08:19 PM (8AHeV)

719 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2014 12:17 AM (mcqD7)


My understanding is she used to be a fetish model in Japan.  The fetish?  "Women smoking cigarettes."

Posted by: Country Singer at January 02, 2014 08:19 PM (dhJhm)

720 Yes!

 

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 12:17 AM

 

 

It was a fucked up show. Robin Hood and his merry men... in SPACE!

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 08:19 PM (9gNQd)

721 Alabama's offensive line tonight has been atrocious, OU has absolutely wrecked it. Well a lot of Alabama cheerleaders to console.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 02, 2014 08:19 PM (WdbF7)

722 Besides, 700 GD responses is too much to keep up with. I don't know what anyone is saying or who it responds to. A fatal flaw this spot needs to work on. Just saying and if you said something deeply moving that I might read...........I missed it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 02, 2014 08:19 PM (mcqD7)

723 Late-breaking funny from Facebook:

"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:19 PM (HVI5a)

724 Sweet, back to my lair.

Posted by: pilot141 at January 02, 2014 08:20 PM (nPwzA)

725 Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 03, 2014 12:18 AM (u6lBN) Yep . Cut a two hole section off and fold in half.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 08:20 PM (Wf0TQ)

726 Donna V. I know it was earlier in this ONT but I never used aluminum foil to tan. I stopped getting a tan in my late 20s or early 30s, and wear SPF 30 on my face every day I go out, even ifÂ’s itÂ’s late, it is habit. BTW, I was not drunk on NY Eve, I put my email address for shredded chi to send me one & I wasnÂ’t feeling well enough to stay awake much longer. I was surprised to see it was redacted in the morning when I woke up and all the warnings about not putting email addresses here. Thanks for your concern. I am always cold and then felt hot & feverish. I am glad one of the COBs redacted it. Carol

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 08:20 PM (z4WKX)

727 I had actually been looking for http://tinyurl.com/qjm2ml4 -- but when I hit "Wake Up (it's 1984)" with lyrics, I figured that would work. Then I figured I couldn't leave off without the lyric "Why'd it have to end up like this?"

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 08:20 PM (T1005)

728 Alabama's offensive line tonight has been atrocious, OU has absolutely wrecked it. When you don't even attempt to establish the run, Alabama's passing becomes rather mediocre.

Posted by: toby928© sobs quietly, but in a manly manner at January 02, 2014 08:20 PM (QupBk)

729 BOOMER SOONER!!!!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 02, 2014 08:21 PM (kXoT0)

730 Speaking of the best mayor north of Guatemala . . . he's running again:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/01/02 /toronto-mayor-rob-ford/4286929/

He promised "Ford more years," the Toronto Star reported. He also called himself "the best mayor this city has ever had."

That last is probably even true.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 02, 2014 08:21 PM (Xfl0F)

731 697 Wouldn't be surprised. We'll not see the likes of that whole generation of British actors again. The ones coming over these days seem like little sissies compared to those guys. I guess the Aussie actors have taken up the manly men mantle in films today.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 08:21 PM (M/TDA)

732 Flaky Flix!!!

Posted by: MAx at January 02, 2014 08:21 PM (b7yum)

733 Oh well, Mother928 is an OU alumn, so I can expect the old lady to give me a rasher.

Posted by: toby928© sobs quietly, but in a manly manner at January 02, 2014 08:22 PM (QupBk)

734 Is andy really Rob Ford?
Just a trusted advisor.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 08:22 PM (8AHeV)

735 Guy, I mentioned earlier - we knocked one set of legs off of a picnic table. That ramp sent you straight up about 20ft. I still have the scar. Mindful, Walkie talkies with the best friend next door late at night, only to find out dad was listening on that new-fangled cordless phone downstairs. Jinx, I avoid Caroline Co. like the plague... Troopers up that way are assholes. I'm still stinging from a speeding ticket I got up there ten yeara ago. Craig Fergesun is funnier than anyone else on late night, butIarely watch any of them anymore. And is anyone else a little scared that cthulhu always seems to hit 666? hmmmm...

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 08:22 PM (82LNv)

736 It is still 60 F here. I wish I could open a window but it is raining. Or, why FL is passing NY in population. Other than no state income tax and right to work law.

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 08:22 PM (sOtz/)

737 That Henry kid for Bama is a monster. He had a couple of huge runs.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 02, 2014 08:22 PM (zDsvJ)

738 Yes!

 

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 12:17 AM

 

It was on every day or something, for awhile.  Fucking weird stuff.  "Why the hell are they wearing tights and shit in space?" Fun stuff though. They must have been smoking some serious shit when they made that.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 08:22 PM (9gNQd)

739 Craig Ferguson is part of my boyfriend. The other part is Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig Ferguson. Oh my yes.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 08:23 PM (N/cFh)

740 632 I love this thread, and vote that it should be memorialized in the AoS Hall of Fame n' Shame. Seriously...... this one is a keeper, and needs be held for posterity. Someone please, second (and more) the motion? All in favor, say AYE! Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2014 11:57 PM (vvk2F) OK, I'll second it. It's been fun reading. I did some stuff back then, and didn't do a lot of other stuff. Like I said, it's been the most focused ONT I've ever seen. I'm going to have to hit the sack soon, in order to get up extra early to clear the driveway. Yay.

Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2014 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

741 Insult to injury.

Posted by: toby928© sobs quietly, but in a manly manner at January 02, 2014 08:23 PM (QupBk)

742 Nick Satan's face is priceless.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 02, 2014 08:23 PM (zDsvJ)

743 Catching up on comments still--can some one clue me in on why shredded chi is happier?  From context I'm guessing he's getting to see the kids tomorrow.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 08:24 PM (b2cFu)

744 731 I stopped getting a tan in my late 20s or early 30s I've never seen T without a tan she is proud of her tan line although I wish she'd wear a barrel at the beach instead of a bikini

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 08:24 PM (MX68J)

745 "If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there." Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 12:19 AM (HVI5a) Cute. Also true.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:24 PM (/gJVs)

746 750 already? Jeebus, what happened?

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 08:24 PM (N2Rjx)

747 720 Yeah!  Whatever happened to Flight Level 390???

Posted by: MAx at January 02, 2014 08:25 PM (b7yum)

748 Roc Ingersol, correct. Wonder why they stopped putting the holes in the banding? Lawsuits from cut lips! haha.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 02, 2014 08:25 PM (u6lBN)

749 I never tanned, or tried to tan. Probably a good thing, as I've had basal cells removed from both temples. I think there are no more.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 02, 2014 08:25 PM (FlRtG)

750 704 I do know they recycled a lot of Rocket Robin Hood animation and music for the '68 Spiderman cartoons. Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 03, 2014 12:14 AM Really? That sounds like a weird fit. Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 12:17 AM (9gNQd) http://tinyurl.com/n3w37b5

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 08:25 PM (V4CBV)

751 Rocket Robin Hood http://youtu.be/bs723_KqCrw

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 08:25 PM (N/cFh)

752 You peel the seal out of the cap, then use the cork to attach it like a button onto your t-shirt. Posted by: Mike Hammer Whoa! Yes. Didn't even know I had that memory until you poked that cell. How about little wax bottles of sugar water? Posted by: Mike Hammer And Yes. Wife says the local dime store in her neighborhood had those little "pop bottles" and the same stuff in tubes. Outside their door, spread both directions on the sidewalk for quite a ways, was a coat of wax -- black, because it got walked on and dirty.

Posted by: mindful webworker - indifference versus inertia at January 02, 2014 08:26 PM (U13jb)

753 All the underdogs have won in the BCS so far.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 02, 2014 08:26 PM (WdbF7)

754 Hello, Horde!  Long time, no postee.

Ah, before the web...Mom would toss us outside to play with the other kids in the trailer park.  Dad managed the place for Grandma, and we lived on site.  Since we were in Southeast Kentucky, the wooded areas became the deepest jungles during the summer and the Russian Front during snowy winters.  We'd build forts, ride our bicycles, climb hills, and go wait by the tracks for the trains to go by.  Sometimes, we'd go past the tracks and go take a dip in the Cumberland River, always keeping an eye out for the mythical water snakes that could swallow a young kid whole.

In seventh grade, I began delivering newspapers weekly (anyone remember Grit?) By the time I quit two years later (because we moved to Texas), I was covering three towns in three days, via bicycle, alone, and making 50 dollars a week in profit. For a kid in that time, it was pretty great.  I blew almost all of it on records and comic books. 

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:27 PM (5J54Q)

755 743 Yes!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 12:17 AM

It was on every day or something, for awhile. Fucking weird stuff. "Why the hell are they wearing tights and shit in space?" Fun stuff though. They must have been smoking some serious shit when they made that.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 12:22 AM (9gNQd)


Comparable to H.R. Pufnstuf?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 08:28 PM (T1005)

756 well kids, time to check out this rocksmith thingy the girls are playing even T plays it although she is also too small for a guitar

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 08:28 PM (MX68J)

757 Ford for reelection link in my sock. It's going to be an interesting campaign. I hope with the left and our version of RINOs badly splitting the anti-Ford vote.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 08:28 PM (8AHeV)

758 741 It is still 60 F here. I wish I could open a window but it is raining. Or, why FL is passing NY in population. Other than no state income tax and right to work law. Posted by: Beagle at January 03, 2014 12:22 AM (sOtz/) Maybe they started to count ginormous, man-eating insects as a state resident? I'm kidding...I've never set foot in Florida.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:28 PM (/gJVs)

759 I blew almost all of it on records and comic books. But did you keep them?

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 08:28 PM (N2Rjx)

760 No cthulhu, different weird.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 02, 2014 08:29 PM (N/cFh)

761 I wish Dan Lebatard Is Highly Questionable was on tomorrow for Papi's reaction to Saban losing tonight

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 08:29 PM (vJdyz)

762 FL is surpassing NY population because of taxes & weather like today. Each time I look at one of two weather apps on my iPad, it is colder, now itÂ’s minus 20 with wind chill. I hope FL doesnÂ’t turn into another NH. People leave MA for excessive taxation but move to NH & vote like they are still MA moonbats.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 08:30 PM (z4WKX)

763 766 I wish Dan Lebatard Is Highly Questionable was on tomorrow for Papi's reaction to Saban losing tonight Posted by: The Dude at January 03, 2014 12:29 AM (vJdyz) I have no clue what that means. None. But I'm ok with that.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:31 PM (/gJVs)

764 It's so funny to read the media supporting Obamacare's position that the Administration knows more about Catholic Doctrine concerning "the near occasion of sin" than a bunch of nuns. "All they have to do is sign a little piece of paper" they keep saying.  Makes me long for all those anti marriage folks who called a marriage license a piece of paper, too. And come to think of it, here are a couple other 'pieces of paper:"
a will
a criminal confession
a diploma
a birth certificate
a green card
a death certificate.

Posted by: vivi at January 02, 2014 08:31 PM (+/8mE)

765 760 Comparable to H.R. Pufnstuf? Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 12:28 AM (T1005) Best part of HR Pufnstuf hour were the shorts of Lancelot Link, Secret Agent Chimp.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 02, 2014 08:32 PM (Wf0TQ)

766 764

I lost a lot of them in the summer of '89.  While the then-wife and I were away showing off our brand new daughter, the water heater in our house exploded.  It was adjacent to the closet where I kept both collections.  We didn't make it back until the next day, and by then most of the books, the 45s and albums were damaged beyond repair.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:32 PM (5J54Q)

767 I have no clue what that means. None. But I'm ok with that.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 12:31 AM (/gJVs)


best show on ESPN and Dan's father has a hardcore hatred for Sabin (they're Miami homers).

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 08:33 PM (vJdyz)

768 Back to school forecast for the kids here in Columbus: Monday - low of 4, high of 6, Tuesday - low of -13, high of 0. So I'll make 'em walk to school. I mean it's only about 1/3 mile.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 02, 2014 11:12 PM (XvrTA)

 

A genuine Columbus area moron?  If you're still on, whereabouts in C-bus are you?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 08:33 PM (b2cFu)

769 If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.

Posted by: zombie cardinal richelieu at January 02, 2014 08:33 PM (8AHeV)

770 772 I have no clue what that means. None. But I'm ok with that. Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 12:31 AM (/gJVs) best show on ESPN and Dan's father has a hardcore hatred for Sabin (they're Miami homers). Posted by: The Dude at January 03, 2014 12:33 AM (vJdyz) That clears it up a bit, but keep in mind that I turned off the TV over 5 years ago. I do know what ESPN is, so there's that.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:35 PM (/gJVs)

771 I want to write a screenplay for a romantic comedy. All I have so far is the title: Stealing The Internet. or... Sex Offender's List. eh? eh?

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 08:35 PM (zTXFv)

772 760

If we're going to talk 70s cartoons and kids shows, my favorites growing up were, in no order...

Speed Buggy
Shazam!
Tarzan (the animated version on CBS)
Space Ghost reruns
and Challenge of the Superfriends (Wonder Twins notwithstanding)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:36 PM (5J54Q)

773 Comparable to H.R. Pufnstuf?

 

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 12:28 AM

 

Uhhhh... sort of. But Pufnstuf was a whole other different kind of fucked up. That was live action with demented, nightmarish, bad trip characters. RRH was animated and apparently the result of weed fueled writing sessions... bows and arrows in space kind of fucked up. Pufnstuf wins the fucked up contest, though.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 08:36 PM (9gNQd)

774 nsfw but this is awesome http://on.fb.me/JN9WbL

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 08:36 PM (vJdyz)

775 @763 Bugs keep the lizards well fed. This Winter has been so mild they are still running around. I have tropical rainforest plants flowering on the porch. Nepenthes eat bugs as well.

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 08:37 PM (sOtz/)

776 Pufnstuf was weird.  Lidsville was even stranger.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:37 PM (5J54Q)

777 So, a number of years ago, I asked a friend if they could go back and change anything in their life, what would they do?

Personally, I'd go for "have as much fun as possible in college, because eventually the sh*t is going to hit the fan and life will be really super unpleasant."

He said, "I wish I didn't tan as much as I did."

And my Mother wondered why I never dated him.

Complete lack of creativity.

Posted by: shibumi at January 02, 2014 08:37 PM (25HWz)

778 776 I want to write a screenplay for a romantic comedy. All I have so far is the title: Stealing The Internet. or... Sex Offender's List. eh? eh? Posted by: Soothern Man at January 03, 2014 12:35 AM (zTXFv) when I hear the phrase "romantic comedy" I reach for my .357

Posted by: model_1066 at January 02, 2014 08:38 PM (/gJVs)

779 AJ McCarron having a really terrible night.
http://tinyurl.com/q3ntndv

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 02, 2014 08:38 PM (P1WNR)

780 Jonny Quest

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 08:38 PM (sOtz/)

781 I watched an episode of CLUE CLUB this morning! Don't forget Goober And The Ghost Chasers.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 08:38 PM (zTXFv)

782 BTW love the little girl cuddling up to the new baby in the Romney family photo. Very sweet.

Posted by: Tuna at January 02, 2014 08:39 PM (M/TDA)

783 ...most of the books, the 45s and albums were damaged beyond repair. Sadness. Nothing worse than losing stuff like that. The sweat equity aside, building a collection of anything is a labor.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 08:39 PM (N2Rjx)

784 785  Jonny Quest

Best. Cartoon. Theme. EVER.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:39 PM (5J54Q)

785 Jonny Quest

Posted by: Beagle at January 03, 2014 12:38 AM (sOtz/)


http://youtu.be/xi8K4ehJPDE

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 08:39 PM (vJdyz)

786 Do you remember Commander Tom, Gingy?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 08:40 PM (8AHeV)

787 Ruff and Reddy

Posted by: Igor at January 02, 2014 08:40 PM (aVcgy)

788 My parents had 5 boys. They must have hated Saturday morning All Star wrestling that came on the tv.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 08:40 PM (TI3xG)

789 786

Hanna Barbera perfected the "milk a concept until it's dry bones turn to powder" technique.  Clue Club, Goober, the Funky Phantom, Jabberjaw  all were retreads of Scooby-Doo.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:41 PM (5J54Q)

790 Mindful, Walkie talkies with the best friend next door late at night, only to find out dad was listening on that new-fangled cordless phone downstairs. -shredded chi That's funny. After my time funny. But funny. Mrs & me did pick up some cordless conversations on our baby monitor. Early tech. And your story sorta reminds me of my older brother whispering crazy long adventure stories and we giggled maniacally until Dad banged on the wall and screamed "go to sleep!" Dad was a gadget freak. CB in the T-bird. 16mm camera with stop action was my delight to play with (all the cartoons long lost, alas). I remember when Dad installed a sound system with a turntable that had, get this, two speakers... they played separately!

Posted by: mindful webworker - indifference versus inertia at January 02, 2014 08:41 PM (U13jb)

791 Wonder Twins notwithstanding I always felt sorry for the guy twin the chick would be something cool and he would get fucked power of a fire breathing griffin!! power of a bucket of spit

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 08:41 PM (MX68J)

792 I am going to try to sleep & go to work tomorrow despise the snow & cold because I was out for a week, then in all last week & out all this week sick. Good night. I have Windows 7 computer on under my couch if I feel up to working from home if I do not make it in.

Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2014 08:42 PM (z4WKX)

793 Saturday wrestling in the 70s on WBIR 10...Les Thatcher, Ron Fuller, Mr. Wrestling II...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:42 PM (5J54Q)

794 Gary Coleman had a cartoon. He played an smartypants angel. I have it on dvd.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 08:43 PM (zTXFv)

795 Best part of HR Pufnstuf hour were the shorts of Lancelot Link, Secret Agent Chimp.

 

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2014 12:32 AM

 

Lancelot Link. Best. Show. Ever.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 08:43 PM (9gNQd)

796 The Dude....WTF? You need to stop researching chicks for the gaming thread! It is warping your judgement!

Posted by: pilot141 at January 02, 2014 08:44 PM (nPwzA)

797 Clue Club, Goober, the Funky Phantom, Jabberjaw all were retreads of Scooby-Doo. You forgot Josie And The Pussycats.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 08:45 PM (zTXFv)

798 And caught up, I think.  Evening once again morons.  Snowing hard in southern Ohio, keeping the patients away for the most part.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 08:45 PM (b2cFu)

799 Form of an ice furnace...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 02, 2014 08:45 PM (V4CBV)

800 I didn't get to see anything from ABC in the 70s, because their affiliate in Knoxville, TN was a UHF station with lousy range.  I only got to see Challenge of the SuperFriends when ABC took their affiliation to a more powerful channel.  I was deprived of Schoolhouse Rock!!!!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:45 PM (5J54Q)

801 Lancelot Link was ok and all, but he was no Chicken Boo.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 08:45 PM (N2Rjx)

802 The Dude....WTF? You need to stop researching chicks for the gaming thread! It is warping your judgement!

Posted by: pilot141 at January 03, 2014 12:44 AM (nPwzA)


I'd pay good money to see that live

Posted by: The Dude at January 02, 2014 08:46 PM (vJdyz)

803 You forgot Josie And The Pussycats.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 03, 2014 12:45 AM (zTXFv)


Also...Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space.

I am filled with shame.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:46 PM (5J54Q)

804 Hanna Barbera perfected the "milk a concept until it's dry bones turn to powder" technique. Clue Club, Goober, the Funky Phantom, Jabberjaw all were retreads of Scooby-Doo.Hanna Barbera perfected the "milk a concept until it's dry bones turn to powder" technique. Clue Club, Goober, the Funky Phantom, Jabberjaw all were retreads of Scooby-Doo.

And the animation quality was beyond awful.
It looked as if HB contracted it out to a North Korean production company.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:46 PM (HVI5a)

805

 

"Cool McCool" A secret agent cartoon. From the "Secret Squirrel" era of cartoons I think.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 08:46 PM (9gNQd)

806 806 Lancelot Link was ok and all, but he was no Chicken Boo.


Here, have this internet I'm not using.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:46 PM (5J54Q)

807 I was deprived of Schoolhouse Rock!!!!

That's why God invented YouTube.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:47 PM (HVI5a)

808 Spider Man from 1966 was quite good.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 08:48 PM (zTXFv)

809 That's why God invented YouTube. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 12:47 AM (HVI5a) I now have the DVD set. I can still sing the Preamble song from memory.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:49 PM (5J54Q)

810 And then there were the (gasp)... SUNDAY morning shows for kids.

"New Zoo Revue"?
"Davey and Goliath"?
"Kids Are People Too"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:49 PM (HVI5a)

811 So nobody wants to say that maybe, just maybe, part of the reason for the outcome is that Bama played a damn fine football team tonight? Yeah. Didn't think so.

Posted by: teej at January 02, 2014 08:49 PM (J+V/o)

812 I was deprived of Schoolhouse Rock!!!! This is too sad for words.

Posted by: Inter-Planet Janet at January 02, 2014 08:49 PM (N2Rjx)

813 Spider Man from 1966 was quite good. Posted by: Soothern Man at January 03, 2014 12:48 AM (zTXFv) It cracks me up now to hear the voice change between Peter Parker and Spidey in those episodes.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:50 PM (5J54Q)

814 I'm pretty sure that the two major things from my childhood that messed me up were "The Partridge Family" (OMG, they're in a band, that seems so cool and fun) and "The Avengers" the British Series (OMG, look at Emma Peel, she's wearing cool leather clothes and beating the cr@p out of bad guys.)

I blame the media that I am not a useful member of society.

Posted by: shibumi at January 02, 2014 08:50 PM (25HWz)

815

And the animation quality was beyond awful.
It looked as if HB contracted it out to a North Korean production company.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 12:46 AM (HVI5a)

 

"It's Afghanistanimation!"

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 08:50 PM (b2cFu)

816 Captain Whitebread, thank God for DVDs.

Someday I'd like to have the entire series of:

- The Sopranos
- The Rockford Files
- Mad Men
- The Simpsons (up to about 2002 anyway)
- Breaking Bad

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:50 PM (HVI5a)

817 For years on Saturday mornings at 530 am was this awful kids show called JABBERWOCKY.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 08:51 PM (zTXFv)

818 798 Where I was it was Verne Gagne Kenny, (Sodbuster) Jay Baron Von Raschke, Mad Dog Vachon,

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 08:52 PM (TI3xG)

819 Rockford Files is on my all-time favorites list, because James Garner, dammit!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:52 PM (5J54Q)

820 Love each other fellow babies. I gotta get up in four hours.

Posted by: teej at January 02, 2014 08:52 PM (RYVE/)

821 If you have a good ear youll recognize a few voices from '66 Spider Man and Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 08:52 PM (zTXFv)

822 Buuthoven must be in California.

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 08:53 PM (sOtz/)

823 Sorry to break the chain of nostalgia, but FMR -- I'm putting 2 and 2 together and getting nine.....and not liking the smell too much, either.



Item 1 -- on my way over to the supermarket to get vittles this evening, I hear part of this NPR piece on how there's a whole lot of shakin' (earthquakes) going on in, of all places, Oklahoma, and "scientists" may link this to fracking. Of course, my reaction is (1) FFS, how stupid; and (2) oh, is that why there's been such a number of quakes in North Dakota?



And, then, item 2 -- I glance over at Foxnews and their lead story is that North Dakota crude is somehow more 'splodey. -- http://tinyurl.com/pfhbv6b . Are these guys for real?



Looks like another giant anti-oil push coming down the pipeline, and based on even more specious crap than usual -- I mean, how could they have missed that freshly fracked crude is a carcinogen?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 08:53 PM (T1005)

824 Anyone remember Skinny and Fatty, The Chinese kids? Was that some kinda propaganda or what.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 02, 2014 08:53 PM (u6lBN)

825 5:30 am was time for The Great Space Coaster.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 08:53 PM (N2Rjx)

826 Captain Whitebread: right on!!

In a just world, Rockford would still be on and Mariska Hargitay would be hooking on Pico Blvd for a living.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:53 PM (HVI5a)

827 810
"Cool McCool" A secret agent cartoon. From the "Secret Squirrel" era of cartoons I think.Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 12:46 AM (9gNQd)


Cool McCool was an animated series that ran on NBC from September 10, 1966 to August 30, 1969

I remember it.And watched it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2014 08:54 PM (aVcgy)

828 All this talk of HR PuffNStuff, & nobody has mentioned Charses Nelson Reilley? For shame. Cons Crank Thanks for asking. YeH, that's basically it. After the ex showing her ass on Christmas day, I got them most of the day Tuesday. Hence the "happier" remark. Hopefully, again tomorrow (& maybe stay the night into Saturday). I'm thinking her family must be leaning on her a bit. Sad part is, for them, I'd take the bitch back tomorrow.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 08:54 PM (82LNv)

829 The Great Space Coaster. Now that's a blast from the past. I think Family Guy riffed on it once.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 08:55 PM (zTXFv)

830 I just watched some clips of Rocket Robin Hood on YouTube. Oh. Em. Gee. That must have been some strong ganja the writers smoked.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:56 PM (5J54Q)

831 I'd pay good money to see that live Posted by: The Dude at January 03, 2014 12:46 AM (vJdyz) Well to be honest I would as well. But I don't normally have to post that out in public!

Posted by: pilot141 at January 02, 2014 08:56 PM (nPwzA)

832 Charles Nelson Reilly was quite the character.

Also, the first time I heard Casey Kasem was him doing his Shaggy voice on Scooby-Doo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:56 PM (HVI5a)

833 Sorry, Japanese kids not Chinese.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 02, 2014 08:56 PM (u6lBN)

834 OU wins! OU wins!

Posted by: Soona at January 02, 2014 08:57 PM (mA4lk)

835 t-dubyah-d, right. The Chinese kids were/are WORKING Saturday morning. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:57 PM (HVI5a)

836 Family Guy riffed on it once. Yeah, that was hysterical, "Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions back to the fish skeleton, so help me!".

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 08:58 PM (N2Rjx)

837 "When you find yourself in danger

When you're threatened by a stranger,

When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)

There is someone waiting, who

Will hurry up and rescue you,

Just ca-all for Super Cthulhu! (puk-ack!)


Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 08:58 PM (T1005)

838 I just watched some clips of Rocket Robin Hood on YouTube.

Oh. Em. Gee.

That must have been some strong ganja the writers smoked.

 

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 03, 2014 12:56 AM

 

Got exposed to that when I was young. Have never fully recovered. I blame the canadians.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 08:58 PM (9gNQd)

839 Damn, chi, that's tough, glad you're getting to see them though.  I'm typically of the "nuke 'em from orbit" school of handling bad relationships, but then you're done with those kids for good, and it sounds like they rely on you.  Wish I had more practical assistance to offer, just got prayers for now.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 08:58 PM (b2cFu)

840 Super Six

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2014 08:59 PM (aVcgy)

841 There's a time you gotta grow and show
you're growing now
you know about
the facts of life
the facts of life

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 08:59 PM (HVI5a)

842 cthulhu, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 08:59 PM (5J54Q)

843 The weird thing about Jonny Quest is how serious and prescient the cartoon was for a kid's show. A bad guy who looked just like Hassan al-Banna, the guy who founded the Muslim Brotherhood. Chemical weapons, remote-piloted spider robots, deadly gunfights, all for small children.

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 09:00 PM (sOtz/)

844 The japs started giving us crap cartoons a long long time ago. Astro Boy. Speed Racer. And then...STAR BLA*ERS.

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:00 PM (zTXFv)

845 Conjunction junction, what's your function? Wonder twin powers, Activate! Form of - an Ace bridge! Cons Crank - gotta respect someone that reads 'em all to catch up... I try to do the same, and it can be tough. Hard enough to follow in real time when it's hoppin'

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 09:01 PM (82LNv)

846

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2014 09:03 PM (aVcgy)

847 Looks like another giant anti-oil push coming down the pipeline,
LOL. Humour.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 02, 2014 09:03 PM (8AHeV)

848 Gotta say, the ONT has really improved in tone from Jan 2 2013 to Jan 2 2014.

Last year about this time, most of you were sharing tips on how to forge your own hollow-point bullets, prepare freeze-dried venison, and dig the most fortified yet comfortable bunker.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 09:03 PM (HVI5a)

849 qpdsteve, yeah but did you ever see the show? It always had a good moral ending, at least from what remember from 45 years ago. Little kid sticking up for his buddy.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 02, 2014 09:03 PM (u6lBN)

850 Off to bed. Holiday vacation is over, back to work tomorrow. Excelsior! Morons!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 02, 2014 09:03 PM (5J54Q)

851 Just ca-all for Super Cthulhu! (puk-ack!)

That answers what happened to Fred.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 02, 2014 09:04 PM (JawqV)

852 Siiiize of a mouse!

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:04 PM (zTXFv)

853 843 I just watched some clips of Rocket Robin Hood on YouTube. Oh. Em. Gee. That must have been some strong ganja the writers smoked.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 03, 2014 12:56 AM

Got exposed to that when I was young. Have never fully recovered. I blame the canadians.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 12:58 AM (9gNQd)



Reminds me -- I listened to The Beatles when I was growing up -- I remember getting the White Album soon after it came out -- but my parents heard right afterward that the boys were involved in that awful drug thing and put restrictions on when I could play the albums or make mixtapes....but they were perfectly ok with this local California band I also liked.



The Doors.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 09:05 PM (T1005)

854 Yeah, but what about F. Fredrick Skitty?

Posted by: jc at January 02, 2014 09:05 PM (PlzOe)

855 The japs started giving us crap cartoons a long long time ago.

Astro Boy. Speed Racer.

And then...STAR BLA*ERS.

 

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 03, 2014 01:00 AM

 

Hey. The original Astro Boy was a-ok. It had a robot with machine guns that fired out of his ass. ...'nuff said.

 

Not a cartoon, but this was the coolest shit back in the day. It was the inspiration for many schoolyard near fatalities...

"phantom agents"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2_tMhgisd8

 

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 09:05 PM (9gNQd)

856 Uh-Oh, CHONGO!

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:05 PM (zTXFv)

857 853 I'd say that's why it SUCKS now

Posted by: MAx at January 02, 2014 09:06 PM (b7yum)

858 chi, being stuck at work for 12 hours in the middle of the night, if I'm not busy the ONT comments are what keeps me from seppuku out of sheer boredom.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 09:06 PM (b2cFu)

859 t-dubyah-d, I'm sure it did.

I admit I enjoyed those cartoons, although even then (age eight and up) I wondered why they all seemed pretty much the same and why the quality was so bad, especially compared to the 1940s-era Bugs Bunny and Tom-and-Jerry shorts that aired before school during the week.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 09:06 PM (HVI5a)

860 @828 Tell you what, either Bakken crude really is more volatile, or someone has been setting explosive charges along the right of way. Either, or.

We have kind of a lot of experience handling oil in our family, and have been discussing this since the Quebec fire. Crude oil just barely burns, as a rule, and is never explosive. Now, the better the crude (from a gasoline refiner's viewpoint), the more of its fraction will be concentrated around the natural gasoline in it -- but there's only so much splodey in a barrel of oil, either way. I keep hearing that Bakken crude is really good, but crude that's so high that it's explosive is like trout jumping into your boat.

I think they misused the term "natural gas" in the article, and meant the relatively small amount of gasoline that is in crude oil -- the stuff that used to be thrown out, which is what made the gasoline engine such a good idea. Recycling. 

I used to wear a silvered asbestos flame hood at work. It looked surprisingly like a tin-foil hat, a big one. I'm putting it back on and thinking about who would want to blow up those oil trains. Hmm.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 02, 2014 09:06 PM (xq1UY)

861 Sooners.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 02, 2014 09:07 PM (Iyg03)

862 Last year about this time, most of you were sharing tips on how to forge your own hollow-point bullets, prepare freeze-dried venison, and dig the most fortified yet comfortable bunker.###

We finished those projects. So now it's just a waiting game.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 09:07 PM (TI3xG)

863 852 Looks like another giant anti-oil push coming down the pipeline,
LOL. Humour.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2014 01:03 AM (8AHeV)



Yeah, I considered "up the pipeline" as well. Either works, but I thought the one I used just seemed more natural.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 09:07 PM (T1005)

864 #SEC  #overrated

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 02, 2014 09:07 PM (Iyg03)

865 Banana Splits is still superb entertainment. Arabian Knights, Danger Island (directed by Richard Donner), Adventures Of Huck Finn (Injun Joe!),

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:08 PM (zTXFv)

866 ....but they were perfectly ok with this local California band I also liked.
The Doors.


Well sure, cthulhu! "Break on Through to the Other Side!" Great song about overcoming your limitations. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 09:08 PM (HVI5a)

867 868 852
Looks like another giant anti-oil push coming down the pipeline,
LOL. Humour.


Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2014 01:03 AM (8AHeV)


Yeah, I considered "up the pipeline" as well. Either works, but I thought the one I used just seemed more natural.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:07 AM (T1005)



And I suspect that Phil Robertson would agree.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 09:09 PM (T1005)

868 hahaha, the Sour Grapes messenger girls!

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:10 PM (zTXFv)

869 >>> For years on Saturday mornings at 530 am was this awful kids show called JABBERWOCKY. That was one of those shows that was lauded by education professionals. I liked the intro, but changed the channel or turned off the TV 30 seconds in.

Posted by: fluffy at January 02, 2014 09:10 PM (Ua6T/)

870 qdpsteve - you forgot Bonanza. One of the all-time greatest shows. Evah. Yeah, Crank. Thanks. Never married. Never had my own. I would say that I rely on them just as much. After 3+ years, they're my world. The thought of losing them is more than overwhelming. But I've vowed to keep my depressing shit out of here. I'll say I've had some dark days and leave it at that. I will say that some of the morons here have reached out, and that has been a blessing. Carol has been great. Fenelon Spoke convinced me to try going back to church. Sharkman has been there... to put it bluntly, this place has helped keep me sane lately. And I appreciate it.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 09:10 PM (82LNv)

871 Soothern: Wacky Races was pretty good too.

Didn't hurt that I had a crush on Penelope Pitstop.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 09:10 PM (HVI5a)

872

867  Yeah, and I was telling everyone to buy as much ammo as possible because this was not gonna be a brief shortage.

And what did we all learn about DAve's ability to read the market???

Posted by: MAx at January 02, 2014 09:10 PM (b7yum)

873 864 I admit I enjoyed those cartoons, although even then (age eight and up) I wondered why they all seemed pretty much the same and why the quality was so bad, especially compared to the 1940s-era Bugs Bunny and Tom-and-Jerry shorts that aired before school during the week.Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 01:06 AM (HVI5a)
The older ones were made for movie theaters instead of for television.
I liked the black and white Popeye ones too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2014 09:10 PM (aVcgy)

874 You know, if you look up 1714 and 1614, they were barn-burners too.
Maybe the UN should mandate a calendar adjustment. Plus, do-overs!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 02, 2014 09:12 PM (xq1UY)

875 shredded chi: True, but I was a ridiculously fearful kid.

I was afraid the flames would leap out of the TV set and consume me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 09:12 PM (HVI5a)

876 Stop that pigeon!

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:12 PM (zTXFv)

877 Muttley you snickering floppy eared hound, When courage is needed, you're never around! Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest, Should be there for bungling at which you are best! So, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop that Pigeon How? Nab him! Jab him! Tab him! Grab him! Stop that pigeon Now! You Zilly, stop sneaking it's not worth the chance, For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants! And Klunk, you invent me a thingamybob, That catches that pigeon, or I lose my job! So, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop that Pigeon How? Nab him! Jab him! Tab him! Grab him! Stop that pigeon Now!

Posted by: Soothern Man at January 02, 2014 09:14 PM (zTXFv)

878 @864 It was not a cartoon. I just Binged it and it came out in 1958. 3 years afore I were procreated. HA!

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at January 02, 2014 09:14 PM (u6lBN)

879 Reminds me -- I listened to The Beatles when I was growing up -- I remember getting the White Album soon after it came out -- but my parents heard right afterward that the boys were involved in that awful drug thing and put restrictions on when I could play the albums or make mixtapes....but they were perfectly ok with this local California band I also liked.

The Doors.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:05 AM

 

That's weird. But I guess The Doors were still quite new. Mind you, as weird as the first couple of Doors LP's were, The White Album was seriously fucked up for a mainstream pop LP, even in 68. No wonder your parents had reservations.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 09:15 PM (9gNQd)

880 #SEC #overrated ---- ---- #2006-present

Posted by: Beagle at January 02, 2014 09:15 PM (sOtz/)

881 884 Reminds me -- I listened to The Beatles when I was growing up -- I remember getting the White Album soon after it came out -- but my parents heard right afterward that the boys were involved in that awful drug thing and put restrictions on when I could play the albums or make mixtapes....but they were perfectly ok with this local California band I also liked.The Doors.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:05 AM

That's weird. But I guess The Doors were still quite new. Mind you, as weird as the first couple of Doors LP's were, The White Album was seriously fucked up for a mainstream pop LP, even in 68. No wonder your parents had reservations.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 01:15 AM (9gNQd)



Thing is, I was a pretty eclectic kid -- I was passingly familiar with musique concrete and sound collage before Revolution 9.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 09:18 PM (T1005)

882 My dad came through the door one afternoon when I was listening to Magical Mystery Tour and he gave me the barking dad routine with the exact words:


"Turn off those Dope Addicts."


Of course his best friend (after whom I am named) had a huge collection of Billie Holiday stuff and he never said a peep when we listened to that.


Hmmmm.

Posted by: jc at January 02, 2014 09:19 PM (PlzOe)

883 The White Album was seriously fucked up for a mainstream pop LP, even in 68. THE world wasn't ready for me, yet.

Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at January 02, 2014 09:19 PM (N2Rjx)

884 This is one of those ONTs where I have nothing to add. Happy-ish Thursday Night to everyone. Safe travel and COOKIES!!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at January 02, 2014 09:20 PM (m3Cp/)

885 jc: well, Billie Holliday did what every *good* young, beautiful and brilliant dope-addicted pop star is *supposed* to do.

She died young.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 09:21 PM (HVI5a)

886 Crank Embarrassed to admit I had to Bingle "seppuku" Which brings me around to - Will Farrell doing Harry Caray. Yeah SNL had some funny stuff over the years. http://tinyurl.com/ltst7dp

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 09:21 PM (82LNv)

887 Good grief! Look at these pics of the Robertsons before they had beards!

http://tinyurl.com/ldgrqp8

They were good looking guys. I wondered how they got such pretty wives.

Posted by: PJ at January 02, 2014 09:22 PM (ZWaLo)

888 chi, I would say you should not feel guilty about airing your troubles here--we're a great, big, drunken, dysfunctional and loving family, after all.  If you talk exclusively about your troubles, yeah, you'll get a reputation, but you're active in other discussions, I don't think you'll get a reputation as a buzzkill.  I think I chipped in a couple cents' worth of thoughts on church as well the night that FS was talking about it.  I grew up in an ELCA church that became one of the flagship NALC churches (ELCA churches that rejected approval of committed homosexual ministers among other policy differences).

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 09:22 PM (b2cFu)

889 And what did we all learn about DAve's ability to read the market???###

Being a paranoid guy and old BJ Clinton drove me to hoard ammo. So I didn't pay much attention.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 09:23 PM (TI3xG)

890 Alls I knows is re the White Album...

besides that it's the first Beatles album I ever heard in its entirety, I still get a giggle listening to "Savoy Truffle." The sound of four super-rich British guys trying to sound... black.

And then there's "Why Don't We Do It In the Road." For a long time, I couldn't believe that was actually Paul McCartney doing his Little Richard/Screamin' Jay Hawkins impression.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 09:23 PM (HVI5a)

891 Wonder what it would be like if you watched "Benjamin Buttons" backwards...

Posted by: MAx at January 02, 2014 09:23 PM (b7yum)

892 Okay my Yamato sense kicked in.  Soothern Man...

The problem with Space Battleship Yamato was they had scripted out a very nice and complicated story arc.  Started to produce it.  And then their funding got chopped so the story arc about the brother of the character we know as Derek Wildstar got cut out, whole episodes were chopped out, and animation quality suffered.

Here watch the trailer for the reboot.  Space Battleship Yamato 2199.
http://youtu.be/0BGu9HESMuI

"Yamato Hasshin!"

*trivia question The Dude and TPH will know.  So what was planned for Derek's brother?

Gomen nasai minna!!   Oyasumi!

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 09:24 PM (cubpP)

893 893 Lutheran Church Missouri Synod does not play that shit

Posted by: MAx at January 02, 2014 09:25 PM (b7yum)

894 887 My dad came through the door one afternoon when I was listening to Magical Mystery Tour and he gave me the barking dad routine with the exact words:


"Turn off those Dope Addicts."


Of course his best friend (after whom I am named) had a huge collection of Billie Holiday stuff and he never said a peep when we listened to that.


Hmmmm.

Posted by: jc at January 03, 2014 01:19 AM (PlzOe)



Yeah, I got the limited-modified-hangout version of that. Like, "never listen to those dope addicts without supervision" -- in case my pupils abruptly dilated or something.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 09:25 PM (T1005)

895 No love for the rocky raccoon sock. So that's how it's gonna be?

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 09:27 PM (N2Rjx)

896 heh so T was trying rocksmith and now nck is showing her finger excercises but her nails and boobs are getting in the way "damn it mom, those things are too big" life at the joe house

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 09:27 PM (MX68J)

897 Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2014 01:24 AM (cubpP) I got some typing done today! Hope all is well ... OSENBEI!

Posted by: Adriane... at January 02, 2014 09:28 PM (m3Cp/)

898 navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 01:27 AM (MX68J) Because ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 02, 2014 09:29 PM (m3Cp/)

899 898893 Lutheran Church Missouri Synod does not play that shit

Posted by: MAx at January 03, 2014 01:25 AM (b7yum)

 

True, but with all respect they're a bunch of denominationalist dickheads as well.  They strict ones don't even let non-Missouri Lutherans take communion in their churches, yet alone Catholics.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 09:30 PM (b2cFu)

900 901 heh
so T was trying rocksmith and now nck is showing her finger excercises but her nails and boobs are getting in the way
"damn it mom, those things are too big"

life at the joe house

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 01:27 AM (MX68J)



Was she complaining about the nails or the boobs? 'Cause one of them is pretty damned easy to fix.

Posted by: cthulhu's not a big nail fan at January 02, 2014 09:30 PM (T1005)

901 Ano?  Writing?  Sugoi ne?

Adriane-chan ichiban!!!

Jya ne!

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 02, 2014 09:30 PM (cubpP)

902 My Fathers favorite line about the music I listened to. "What is that fish beat crap". Inferring the drummer just let a live fish flop around on the drums. Let's be honest I Probably didn't need to explain that did I.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 09:31 PM (TI3xG)

903 Oh hey ncj, I'm not sure whether to mock you or pity you on the news that management thought that Jay Cutler! was the answer for the next 7 seasons...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 09:31 PM (b2cFu)

904 Well I finished watching the movie, I saw John Carter.  Eh not a bad flick I guess.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 09:32 PM (9GG/0)

905 905 the hard one to fix nck calls them her tits of power

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 09:32 PM (MX68J)

906 Oh - i remember. I didn't mean to discount your support, kind words, prayers. Not my intent at all. Or anyone else's. Plenty of the horde have chimed in, & it's been a great deal of comfort. i couldn't begin to thank eveyone. But as an attempt, Thanks morons for being who you are. You all rock. And on that note, I'm going to make a drink, then try to find a pic of Kate Upton that nobody has seen. Or maybe some kittehs.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 09:34 PM (82LNv)

907 908 I'm not sure whether to mock you or pity you i'm torn oh on hand, he has a monster arm and doesn't toss into stupid situations anymore also with the better line and trestman teaching him they averaged 28 points a game with 2 rookies and a new off coach but its jay fucking cutler!!! they still have money to rebuild the defense and special teams so we'll see

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 09:35 PM (MX68J)

908 chi, FS was much more helpful than I, not trying to claim any credit.  Have a good night!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 09:36 PM (b2cFu)

909 Good night everybody, enjoyed the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2014 09:37 PM (HVI5a)

910 Good times. I am older than old dirt. Worked for Bushnell post Atari sale. 10 years plus in SV then went on to intntl work and remember camping out across 5 seats in back of plane - smoking and drinking - learning and laughing. And landed ready to work hard.

Posted by: gracepmc at January 02, 2014 09:37 PM (rznx3)

911 910 905 the hard one to fix
nck calls them her tits of power

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 01:32 AM (MX68J)



Reminds me of visiting my sister at school at Cal Lu. She had this roommate who was, shall we say, ample. It came up in conversation that she'd had cosmetic breast surgery before college, and I had the little talk in my head about how to say, "yow! she could have done a wee bit less" but decided that talking about a sister's roommate like that wasn't terribly diplomatic.



And was relieved that I hadn't said anything when I found out she'd had breast REDUCTION surgery.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 09:41 PM (T1005)

912 Thing is, I was a pretty eclectic kid -- I was passingly familiar with musique concrete and sound collage before Revolution 9.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:18 AM

 

Oh, I'm sure you handled it just fine. But, look at the White Album thru your parents eyes. Time passes a hell of a lot faster when you're older. They were probably still just taking in the Beatle's doing "Yesterday" and were trying to adjust to WIG OUT (for them, anyway) tracks like "Fool on the Hill"...

 

Then comes the fucking White Album... and it's all like... "number 9", helter skelter and why don't we do it in the road...

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 09:42 PM (9gNQd)

913 915 Good times. I am older than old dirt ______________ Vic is you great great great great grandfather?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 09:42 PM (82LNv)

914 916 nck says that if she gets her mom's boobs she'll use them to rule the world

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 09:43 PM (MX68J)

915 wow, it is -7 degrees here

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 09:46 PM (9GG/0)

916 920 72 here had to break out the comforters

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 09:49 PM (MX68J)

917 made it to 900... blurrily zzzzzz

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hey, hey! It's 9 Ladies Dancing Day! at January 02, 2014 09:49 PM (HeCg1)

918 'night, qdp. Tonight was certainly one for the books. I think it was rickl that said it best. One of the most focused ONTs ever. Did we even touch on any other topics? Did Maet post anything other than "what you did as a kid in the '70s?"

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 09:50 PM (82LNv)

919 So, 5 hours to go on shift, ONT winding down, work computer has too many filters to even browse gun sites.  What to do, what to do.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 09:50 PM (b2cFu)

920 -14 degrees here.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 02, 2014 09:51 PM (TI3xG)

921 920 wow, it is -7 degrees here

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 01:46 AM (9GG/0)


====


Mwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!



and your hash has a divide by zero error.

Posted by: jc at January 02, 2014 09:52 PM (PlzOe)

922 917 Thing is, I was a pretty eclectic kid -- I was passingly familiar with musique concrete and sound collage before Revolution 9.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:18 AM

Oh, I'm sure you handled it just fine. But, look at the White Album thru your parents eyes. Time passes a hell of a lot faster when you're older. They were probably still just taking in the Beatle's doing "Yesterday" and were trying to adjust to WIG OUT (for them, anyway) tracks like "Fool on the Hill"...

Then comes the fucking White Album... and it's all like... "number 9", helter skelter and why don't we do it in the road...

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 01:42 AM (9gNQd)



Well, like I said, I was playing everything from experimental electronic music to The Kingston Trio to Deutsche Grammophon recordings of Beethoven.....and The Doors. And then, for no particular reason, I closed myself off from pop in about 74-79. Ragtime, classical, experimental.....but pretty much nothing after 1920.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 09:52 PM (T1005)

923 why the quality was so bad, especially compared to the 1940s-era Bugs Bunny and Tom-and-Jerry shorts that aired before school during the week.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 01:06 AM (HVI5a)

You can also thank Hanna-Barbera for that bit of suck.

cartoons where only the characters mouth moved for frame on end.

There were a few where they used some kind of dub in of a real mouth so they wouldn't have to draw a mouth moving.

Suuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

Glad I got to see so many of the good ones before the cartoons died.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 02, 2014 09:52 PM (LSDdO)

924
Well, like I said, I was playing everything from experimental electronic music to The Kingston Trio to Deutsche Grammophon recordings of Beethoven.....and The Doors. And then, for no particular reason, I closed myself off from pop in about 74-79. Ragtime, classical, experimental.....but pretty much nothing after 1920.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:52 AM

 

Didn't you break the boycott around 75 or so with Fleetwood Mac and Boston? Or, was that someone else?

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 09:54 PM (9gNQd)

925 920 wow, it is -7 degrees here

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 01:46 AM (9GG/0)



51 here. I'm going to miss that. The nanny-state spend-the-taxpayers-into oblivion and regulate-their-every-twitch, not so much.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 09:55 PM (T1005)

926 928 cartoons where only the characters mouth moved for frame on end.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:52 AM (LSDdO)

Could have been worse.
Could have been Clutch Cargo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 02, 2014 09:57 PM (aVcgy)

927



You can also thank Hanna-Barbera for that bit of suck.

cartoons where only the characters mouth moved for frame on end.

There were a few where they used some kind of dub in of a real mouth so they wouldn't have to draw a mouth moving.

Suuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

Glad I got to see so many of the good ones before the cartoons died.


 

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:52 AM

 

 

Clutch Cargo!

 

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 09:57 PM (9gNQd)

928 cthulhu, where are you moving to?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 10:00 PM (9GG/0)

929 918. Anything Vic would be a step up.

Posted by: gracepmc at January 02, 2014 10:00 PM (rznx3)

930 929 Well, like I said, I was playing everything from experimental electronic music to The Kingston Trio to Deutsche Grammophon recordings of Beethoven.....and The Doors. And then, for no particular reason, I closed myself off from pop in about 74-79. Ragtime, classical, experimental.....but pretty much nothing after 1920.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:52 AM

Didn't you break the boycott around 75 or so with Fleetwood Mac and Boston? Or, was that someone else?

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 01:54 AM (9gNQd)


That was indeed me breaking the boycott....but it was later. Fleetwood Mac "Rumours"; Jefferson Starship, "Earth"; Boston, "Boston"; and Rush "Farewell to Kings" were the first four albums I got -- and the big "tell" is "Earth", which didn't come out until 1978.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:00 PM (T1005)

931 "Rumours" is awful. Just fucking painful to listen to.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 10:04 PM (N2Rjx)

932 933 cthulhu, where are you moving to?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 02:00 AM (9GG/0)



Wherever I can get the BH on-board to go. Currently favoring East Tennessee or West/Central NC.....and she's on a plane Saturday going to NC (on business).

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:06 PM (T1005)

933 Cthulhu, http://io9.com/5343155/my-little-cthulhupony/

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2014 10:10 PM (4JkHl)

934 cthulhu that is a very pretty area. think you'll like it there.

anyway going to bed now. good night

Posted by: chemjeff at January 02, 2014 10:13 PM (9GG/0)

935 Boomer Sooner!!!

Posted by: lous a girl at January 02, 2014 10:13 PM (vgd4f)

936 Cthulhu, http://io9.com/5343155/my-little-cthulhupony/
Posted by: Jean

WRong,
inevitable,
and awesome.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 10:13 PM (dwArK)

937 inevitable,
and awesome.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Oh yeah, and OLD!!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 02, 2014 10:13 PM (dwArK)

938 That was indeed me breaking the boycott....but it was later. Fleetwood Mac "Rumours"; Jefferson Starship, "Earth"; Boston, "Boston"; and Rush "Farewell to Kings" were the first four albums I got -- and the big "tell" is "Earth", which didn't come out until 1978.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 02:00 AM

 

Wasn't into that stuff at the time. More stuff like the Ramones and shit in the late 70's for newer things. But, with the passage of time and in comparison to today's mainstream, "Rhiannon" and "More than a feeling" sounds like fucking Mozart. Rush never got much airplay here, so I don't know much about them.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 10:13 PM (9gNQd)

939 1975? I was 7, turning 8. That means i was listening to my brother's Steely Dan and Jeff Beck. Probably some Richard Pryor album. If mom was home, more than likely she had on dad's Johnny Cash.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 10:15 PM (82LNv)

940 937 Tennessee is a great place with the exception of inner Memphis my wife is front a area about ten miles away from there

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 10:15 PM (MX68J)

941 Anyone read John Christopher's Tripods Trilogy (1967) ?

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2014 10:15 PM (4JkHl)

942 night all T's yawning and looks too good in a wife beater to stick around here

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 02, 2014 10:16 PM (MX68J)

943 Anyone read John Christopher's Tripods Trilogy (1967) ?

 

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2014 02:15 AM

 

Yep.

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 10:17 PM (9gNQd)

944 936 "Rumours" is awful. Just fucking painful to listen to.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 02:04 AM (N2Rjx)


It was the embodiment of the zeitgeist. When you look at the technical artistry in something like "You Make Loving Fun" and realize that she's singing it about the roadie she's bangin' while her husband is playing the bass....and Buckingham's "Second Hand News" while in a band with his former squeeze -- well, it's just off the charts for drug-fueled self-indulgent backstabbing with great production values.



And I still like the album, though I find it rather sad since I've come to know how things were going and how they went. Poignant.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:18 PM (T1005)

945 "The advantage of the Airbus approach is that you can haul back on the stick as hard as you want without breaking the aircraft (and turning it into several smaller, less-airworthy aircraft)." Automation is not, and should never be, a substitute for good airmanship.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 02, 2014 10:19 PM (G5cc0)

946

White Mountains, City of Gold and Lead, and...can't remember the 3rd title.  Good juvenile sci-fi.

 

Cthulhu, I liked Winston-Salem reasonably well when I was there for med school.  Charlotte would probably be too much like Clownifornia for you re: people and politics, and the dirty hippies run strong in the environs around Appalachian State...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 10:21 PM (b2cFu)

947 Boomer Sooner!!

Posted by: AnnaS at January 02, 2014 10:26 PM (UN0/t)

948 943 That was indeed me breaking the boycott....but it was later. Fleetwood Mac "Rumours"; Jefferson Starship, "Earth"; Boston, "Boston"; and Rush "Farewell to Kings" were the first four albums I got -- and the big "tell" is "Earth", which didn't come out until 1978.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 02:00 AM

Wasn't into that stuff at the time. More stuff like the Ramones and shit in the late 70's for newer things. But, with the passage of time and in comparison to today's mainstream, "Rhiannon" and "More than a feeling" sounds like fucking Mozart. Rush never got much airplay here, so I don't know much about them.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 02:13 AM (9gNQd)



This is Rush in 2002, doing one of their 1978 pieces -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjglB04TOno -- listen through and note that this is only three guys. That they include probably the best rock bassist and rock drummer on the planet is one thing, but when they're not doing odd-timed instrumentals, it should also be noted that their drummer writes the lyrics and the bassist covers lead vocals.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:30 PM (T1005)

949 946 Anyone read John Christopher's Tripods Trilogy (1967) ?

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2014 02:15 AM (4JkHl)



Yep.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:30 PM (T1005)

950 Yeah, I think recording Stevie Nicks should be a crime.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 10:33 PM (N2Rjx)

951 it should also be noted that their drummer writes the lyrics and the bassist covers lead vocals. Geddy handles the keys, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 10:34 PM (N2Rjx)

952 955 Yeah, I think recording Stevie Nicks should be a crime.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 02:33 AM (N2Rjx)



====


so the landslide brought you down?

Posted by: jc at January 02, 2014 10:36 PM (PlzOe)

953 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjglB04TOno dang. serious notes.

Posted by: Adriane... at January 02, 2014 10:38 PM (m3Cp/)

954 951
White Mountains, City of Gold and Lead, and...can't remember the 3rd title. Good juvenile sci-fi.

Cthulhu, I liked Winston-Salem reasonably well when I was there for med school. Charlotte would probably be too much like Clownifornia for you re: people and politics, and the dirty hippies run strong in the environs around Appalachian State...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 02:21 AM (b2cFu)


Charlotte might as well be SF, you get pretty much the same vibe -- and Asheville is Santa Cruz without the beach. The problem with the BH is that there are all the burnt-out mill towns around -- but I see that as opportunity. In SV, you can't do a startup without some gazillions of dollars because rents are too damned high -- but with FedEx, one place is as good as another, and that cheap real estate means you don't have to lay out your production line in a closet. A lot of businesses that were long-term viable near us have closed because someone down the street paid some exorbitant $/SF for a bare box and their landlord hopes to be next....but that leaves you without bread-and-butter stores.



The BH is actually going to be in the Triad -- which I could deal with. I think the Triangle is getting too damned pricey....and the reason why is exactly someplace referred to as the Containment Area. But it's easy to get shook when you drive the main drag in Thomasville during a weekday and it's doornail-city. Or go to Asheboro and see how quiet it is.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:43 PM (T1005)

955 Rush was my first concert. I'm thinking '83 or '84 at the latest. Awesome laser show (of course, we took 17 joints with us -we ended up passing half of them around). Yes, Neil Peart is probably the greatest rock drummer ever. And I'm not the biggest Rush fan around by any means. My best friend (RIP) put him up there with Buddy Rich in the "greatest drummer, period" category. Brcce was a drummer, so I'll take his word for it. He also really respcted Chris "Whipper" Layton from another little three piece rock band y'all might have heard of.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 10:45 PM (82LNv)

956 956 it should also be noted that their drummer writes the lyrics and the bassist covers lead vocals.


Geddy handles the keys, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 02:34 AM (N2Rjx)



Both Neil and Alex have done pedal synths.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:45 PM (T1005)

957  listen through and note that this is only three guys. That they include probably the best rock bassist and rock drummer on the planet is one thing, but when they're not doing odd-timed instrumentals, it should also be noted that their drummer writes the lyrics and the bassist covers lead vocals.

 

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 02:30 AM

 

Ah, right. I remember them now. Technically brilliant. Never could get into it as it's too sophisticated for my retard ears. Can't seem to remember the songs, only hate them for better than me.

 

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 10:52 PM (9gNQd)

958 Will Calhoun from Living Colour is a monster drummer who doesn't get much respect. George Hurley, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 10:52 PM (N2Rjx)

959 for being better than me

Posted by: otho at January 02, 2014 10:53 PM (9gNQd)

960 958 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjglB04TOno

dang. serious notes.

Posted by: Adriane... at January 03, 2014 02:38 AM (m3Cp/)





Also, note what they've been thinking about lately (title) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03E1OU9nHG0

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 10:54 PM (T1005)

961 He also really respcted Chris "Whipper" Layton from another little three piece rock band y'all might have heard of. The Beatles ??? The Rolling Stones ???? : -))

Posted by: Adriane... at January 02, 2014 10:56 PM (m3Cp/)

962 He also really respcted Chris "Whipper" Layton from another little three piece rock band y'all might have heard of. Bell, Biv, Davoe?

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 10:58 PM (u6xa4)

963

Thanks for that Rush.

They have always been one of my favorites.

 

 

Now into the single digits for temp here in Cincy, at least it stopped snowing earlier. My commute home yesterday wasn't anywhere near as bad as I expected. Normally this town goes into lockdown for a couple of flurries.

Posted by: PMRich at January 02, 2014 10:59 PM (KDUNf)

964 963 Will Calhoun from Living Colour is a monster drummer who doesn't get much respect.

George Hurley, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 02:52 AM (N2Rjx)



There are many, many really great drummers out there, but when you start looking at Neil Peart, things start gettin' weird. He has to put up with crazed time-signature weirdisms, use triggered events to fill behind his bandmates, and run kits for styles from jazzy to prog to folksy to metallic....onstage, in realtime. I think he got so many Modern Drummer awards that they emeritus'd him -- just like Geddy got bumped from bassist contention.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 11:01 PM (T1005)

965 Mike Watt. For all your bass guitar needs.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 11:05 PM (u6xa4)

966 966 I was listen to the police radio and heard that some woman had tried to kill herself by drinking two 750ml's of champagne.

Poor woman, a light buzz is just not going to do the job.

Posted by: somejoe at January 03, 2014 02:55 AM (+KtKI)



She'd have had a far higher probability of dying, with far less hassle (on the consumption side), if she'd done 10 Tylenol tablets -- although that's a horrible, lingering death that's far less pleasant than blacking out.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 11:07 PM (T1005)

967 967, 968 OK. I oficially love this place a little less... Someone just mentioned the "police radio" which reminded me of another 3 piece band that didn't suck in the 80s. Stewart Copeland was no chopped liver...

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 11:08 PM (82LNv)

968

Damn I hate this cold, even the slightest amount of moisture in the instrument air makes all the pneumatic control valves stick.

 

Then you have to go out into the cold and give them a  'boost' with a pair of channel locks

Posted by: PMRich at January 02, 2014 11:12 PM (KDUNf)

969 Not a Police fan, but Copeland is a hell of a drummer.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 11:13 PM (u6xa4)

970 For all your bass guitar needs. ________ Stanley Jordan

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 02, 2014 11:26 PM (82LNv)

971 As yet another digression -- so, I don't know why, but aspirin doesn't do jack for me, and neither do cocaine derivatives (when I've experienced them in dental offices -- it takes about three shots to do what one is supposed to).....and I really didn't "get" the concept of taking pills for pain until I encountered ibuprofen in about 1993, when I was in my 30s.



So when I encountered Tylenol, it was as an "aspirin substitute", and I took it to see if it worked like aspirin didn't, and wasn't much impressed. Later, when I discovered that pills could actually relieve pain and if you were really sore you could double-up, it was after I'd learned how toxic acetaminophen was.



I continue to be shocked that this stuff is still on the market. It has the smallest gap between "clinical dose" and LD-50 of pretty-much anything out there, and yet it's in all sorts of things. There are no end of drugs less dangerous than acetaminophen out there -- statins, pot, diuretics -- that are flat-out illegal or prescription-only, where acetaminophen is the #1 cause of acute liver failure in the US and UK, and accounts for the most drug overdoses in the US, UK, Australia, and New Zealand -- and it's over-the-counter.



That shit is dangerous, I refuse to even have it in my house, and I'd urge all morons to seek alternatives.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 11:33 PM (T1005)

972 >>>He also really respcted Chris "Whipper" Layton from another little three piece rock band y'all might have heard of.<<<


Hall and Oates... and Layton

Posted by: believe it or not at January 02, 2014 11:37 PM (2ljO9)

973 Hall and Oates... and Layton nice.

Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2014 11:38 PM (u6xa4)

974 973 967, 968
OK. I oficially love this place a little less...

Someone just mentioned the "police radio" which reminded me of another 3 piece band that didn't suck in the 80s. Stewart Copeland was no chopped liver...

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 03:08 AM (82LNv)



That was another band where the bassist and drummer were substantially ahead of the guitarist (and where the bassist handled vocals). Had they settled their personality clashes (without bloodshed) and continued for decade or two, their body of work may have grown to rival Rush.....but, alas, they left off at the "By-Tor and the Snow-Dog" stage.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 02, 2014 11:40 PM (T1005)

975

cthulhu, acetaminophen has several major advantages over other pain meds:

 

1) It is safe at normal doses for pregnancy and lactation

 

2) It is processed through the liver, not the kidneys, so patients with crappy renal function can still take it

 

3) It has anti-fever properties, which most newer pain medications do not

 

It is a reasonably safe drug at recommended doses.  Hell, aspirin would be black-boxed and prescription only if it came to market today.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 11:51 PM (b2cFu)

976

"By-Tor and the Snow-Dog"  Classic prog-rock. The battle between good / evil portrayed by bass / lead.

 

You don't find this kind of innovation in today's music.

Posted by: PMRich at January 02, 2014 11:52 PM (KDUNf)

977 That being said, I always elect for ibuprofen over acetaminophen for myself, if available, but I have no compunction about taking Tylenol for headaches or instructing parents to give it to their children for fevers.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 02, 2014 11:53 PM (b2cFu)

978 Hearts are red, Clubs are black, Good Night to Everybody, Going promptly to hit the sack ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 03, 2014 12:04 AM (m3Cp/)

979 978, 979 Now you guyse are just TRYING to piss me off... :/ Yeah, cth. Such drama behine the scenes. They had real potential. ZM & Sync were great albums. Hell, they all were, I guess. Innovation? If you ask me, Steely Dan was always ten years ahead of their time. Go back and listen to "Gaucho" - the first on my "if you were stranded on an island" list.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 12:04 AM (82LNv)

980 'night, Adriane.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 12:07 AM (82LNv)

981 Looks like we might limp over 1000 comments before the calls for Vic.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 12:19 AM (b2cFu)

982 look ov3r there!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 12:19 AM (dwArK)

983  555 comments

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 12:21 AM (dwArK)

984 OK, if you had to pick only one Steely Dan album. Forgot how many awesome songs were packed into one album.

Posted by: PMRich at January 03, 2014 12:22 AM (KDUNf)

985

Genuine haiku

Is always about seasons

This is something else.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 12:29 AM (b2cFu)

986 991 OK, if you had to pick only one Steely Dan album. I'd still shoot myself. And thank God I never have to listen to elevator music again.

Posted by: wooga at January 03, 2014 12:30 AM (jgnqm)

987 You know who else was ten years ahead of his time? Vanilla Ice.

Posted by: wooga at January 03, 2014 12:31 AM (jgnqm)

988 981
cthulhu, acetaminophen has several major advantages over other pain meds:

1) It is safe at normal doses for pregnancy and lactation

2) It is processed through the liver, not the kidneys, so patients with crappy renal function can still take it

3) It has anti-fever properties, which most newer pain medications do not

It is a reasonably safe drug at recommended doses. Hell, aspirin would be black-boxed and prescription only if it came to market today.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 03:51 AM (b2cFu)



Thanks for reading and responding to my rant from someone who knows whereof I speak.


But here's the rub -- it's in boxes in the "painkiller" aisle, when it is responsible for more acute liver failure and drug overdoses than anything else, while stuff you'd seriously have to work at doing yourself serious harm is behind the counter. I don't have a problem with someone like you using it yourself, prescribing it for use, or having a pharmacist hand it out with appropriate caveats. I have big problems with it being available in pill form, being in combinations for pain (Percocet), being in combinations for flu (Tylenol Flu), and alka-seltzer plus, with the great majority of people not knowing how dangerous it is.



Look at your own list: (1) pregnancy and lactation -- you want to release this sort of general threat into the population in hopes this limited group can self-prescribe properly? (2) renal issues -- again, you want this in general use in case some small fraction of renal patients might knowingly elect to use it? (3) I'll give you this one straight out -- with the observation that fevers are a body's way of changing the environment to the detriment of infection [and, BTW, this is the only thing aspirin ever seemed to do for me].



Were I a king, I would grant doctors wide, wide latitude to prescribe anything in the world to actual patients, where doctors could make informed decisions based on all facts and circumstances....but I'd rather have raw heroin be OTC and acetaminophen be prescription than the current situation -- and I'd continue to recommend that anything containing acetaminophen be removed from any moron's household unless under prescription and monitoring of an actual knowledgeable doctor. The window between "useful" and "deadly" is just too small for this drug.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 12:33 AM (T1005)

989 995 You know who else was ten years ahead of his time?

Vanilla Ice. Posted by: wooga

Browning.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 12:34 AM (dwArK)

990

I'd still shoot myself. And thank God I never have to listen to elevator music again.

 

My musical tastes are all over the place. I can listen to groups like Steely Dan, Rush, Metallica, Tangerine Dream, classical, etc.

 

But cRap just does't cut it, and neither does wanna be white cRappers.

Posted by: PMRich at January 03, 2014 12:39 AM (KDUNf)

991 Release the Vic!

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at January 03, 2014 12:39 AM (4EfqQ)

992

Cthulhu, part of that (frequency of overdose) is also that acetaminophen is ubiquitous.  I think it should be removed from most OTC formulations, as its utility in managing most viral symptoms is questionable at best.  And no conspiracy theorist am I, but I do often wonder if the reason for compounding narcotics with acetaminophen actually is to kill off the abusers.  Side note--I am extremely glad that 5/500 formulations of Vicodin are now off the market and the lower dose of 325 mg acetaminophen is in the compound now.

 

Let's face it, if OTC heroin had 1/10th the availability of acetaminophen, we'd probably see 10x the fatalities from it.  I understand you were using an extreme example, although I don't know if you actually would advocate that or not from context.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 12:40 AM (b2cFu)

993 985 978, 979
Now you guyse are just TRYING to piss me off... :/

Yeah, cth. Such drama behine the scenes. They had real potential. ZM & Sync were great albums. Hell, they all were, I guess.

Innovation? If you ask me, Steely Dan was always ten years ahead of their time. Go back and listen to "Gaucho" - the first on my "if you were stranded on an island" list.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 04:04 AM (82LNv)



Steely Dan is in another timeline, entirely. But here's the thing -- you ever think of Fagan up for "best keys" or "best vocals"? Ever think of Becker up for "best guitar"? They are outstanding in composition and production, not as performers.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 12:40 AM (T1005)

994 990 cthulhu, acetaminophen has several major advantages over other pain meds:

1)...

3)x


4) it does not kill people who are allergic to aspirin. Which was why it came into widespread use.

Posted by: somejoe at January 03, 2014 04:21 AM (+KtKI)



Ah, but it does -- in far too many cases.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 12:41 AM (T1005)

995 the topic pick is
number one guide for basis
Seasons may fill that

And technically, Engrish can't be used for Haiku as the ON of Japanese and syllables don't match exactly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:42 AM (LSDdO)

996 Bitter, if you read the same wikipedia article I did, there MUST be a seasonal word included, there's even a list of which words are suitable.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 12:44 AM (b2cFu)

997 Are we arguing about drugs again?

I say let's go back to the days when you could get most anything you want (at Alice's restaurant) and die with your boots on or by seeing some quack.

Have things really improved all that much since?

I vote no because once again, we chose safety over liberty.

And once that f'ing camel got it's nose in the tent, look what they're banning/regulating now.

Meanwhile actual drugs that will kill you are routinely passed through the system because they've paid off the regulators.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:45 AM (LSDdO)

998 I don't bother counting syllables except to make it balance out and SOUND good.

It's really nice sounding doggerel.

the evening breeze
Caressed my knees
whilst blowing thru the trees.

- Burma Shave -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:49 AM (LSDdO)

999 And btw. Romney as a politician may have sucked but that is one blessed man there and he's got more class and honor in his little toe than Melissa Harris and all her white friends have in their whole body's combined.

That's a whole bunch of happy looking well dressed well cared for children who will grow up and do good things for others and their families.

Something we could use a lot more of in comparison to the racist and ignorant rantings of some poor little twit on a network show that gets seen by fewer people than live in New Haven CT.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:56 AM (LSDdO)

1000 Was it something I said ed ed ed ed ed.

There's an echo in here ere ere ere


I must be in Sarah Fluke's Vagina.

Now if I could only find my keys.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 12:58 AM (LSDdO)

1001 . But here's the thing -- you ever think of Fagan up for "best keys" or "best vocals"? Ever think of Becker up for "best guitar"? They are outstanding in composition and production, not as performers ____________ Of course neither are outstanding (vocals -hah!) in those individual aspects, but as far as a band (or album, since they rarely toured due to Walter's fears) and more precisely studio band, they're hard to beat. Look at who they brought in. The number & quality of musicians shows what they we're after... I stand by Gaucho being close to the top (if not AT the top) of my all time fave albums. Best keys? Wow, hard to say. Best vocals? Again, that would change depending on my mood or buzz... Best guitar? Hmmmm - Knopfler? Duane? Albert & his flying V?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 01:00 AM (82LNv)

1002 1000
Cthulhu, part of that (frequency of overdose) is also that acetaminophen is ubiquitous. I think it should be removed from most OTC formulations, as its utility in managing most viral symptoms is questionable at best. And no conspiracy theorist am I, but I do often wonder if the reason for compounding narcotics with acetaminophen actually is to kill off the abusers. Side note--I am extremely glad that 5/500 formulations of Vicodin are now off the market and the lower dose of 325 mg acetaminophen is in the compound now.

Let's face it, if OTC heroin had 1/10th the availability of acetaminophen, we'd probably see 10x the fatalities from it. I understand you were using an extreme example, although I don't know if you actually would advocate that or not from context.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 04:40 AM (b2cFu)



Right now, I'm trying to rein myself into conservatism -- but I am, at heart, a raging libertarian (note the small "l", as in "the party disgusts me"). You'd have to be totally fcuking retarded to not know what heroin will do to you (and how) -- which is why I believe it should be freely available to anyone not totally fcuking retarded. By contrast, you have to have a decent grasp of dosage, LD-50, and read ingredient labels to avoid being poisoned by acetaminophen -- which is why I believe access to it should be severely limited.



In general, I'd want everything to be non-prescription, unless (a) the drug's action was non-linear -- i.e. taking twice as much didn't result in 2x the same thing; or (b) the drug's action differed by non-obvious co-factors -- i.e. stroke treatment [yeah, I know it's reaching, but it's late] -- which can either be obstructive or hemorrhagic....you really want to know which flavor you're working on 'cause the treatment for the wrong one will make things horribly worse; or (c) incidental overdose caused non-reversible damage.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)

1003 Now if I could only find my keys.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 04:58 AM (LSDdO)


===


they are over there behind the HumVee next to the jerry cans.

Posted by: jc at January 03, 2014 01:02 AM (PlzOe)

1004 Best impression of an ass? Wooga. No doubt.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 01:02 AM (82LNv)

1005 One main reason why I hate Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumors' today is that the band played at Blow Job Billy's first inauguration the song 'Don't Stop' (Thinking About Tomorrow)'. Truly can't stand that album now, though I will admit I was never a Mick Fleetwood fan anyway. Back then, to me, 'Rumors' was a chick album and no self-respecting rocker wanted to be caught listening to, much less owning, a chick album.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2014 01:03 AM (PpAf4)

1006 1004 Bitter, if you read the same wikipedia article I did, there MUST be a seasonal word included, there's even a list of which words are suitable.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 04:44 AM (b2cFu)



I would argue that any such list would be non-canonical.....BUT that a haiku is absolutely meant to relate to a time. So you could have a medical haiku like: In that sweet moment / at the atrial systole / a hearty life beats -- which isn't really about a season, but captures a time.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:08 AM (T1005)

1007 When it comes to rock drummers, the conversation starts and ends with Keith Moon.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2014 01:09 AM (PpAf4)

1008 1500:1 that I can build a codex that the NSA 'computers' can't break.

In 1 hour.

Make it 36y3793:1

nitwits.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 01:10 AM (x3YFz)

1009 AUSTRALIA is in a dominant position at stumps on day one of the fifth Ashes Test, with England 1-8 in reply to the hosts' first innings total of 326.


COuld be disaster, could be meh:

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 01:11 AM (dwArK)

1010 ... need to find a  remote island to teach the natives the virtue of baseball

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 01:14 AM (dwArK)

1011 Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2014 05:03 AM (PpAf4)

but having it made you look sensitive and caring. *snicker*

There's guys still voting Democrat cause they got laid in the '60's by being a lefty.

Read some the left blogs you'll see what I mean.

Mangina to the left of you
Mangina further to the left of you

Mangina all over da place.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:16 AM (LSDdO)

1012 'Rumors' was a chick album and no self-respecting rocker wanted to be caught listening to, much less owning, a chick album.

Posted by: RickZ


Lots of post-facto here.

Do you play gi'tar? Landslide is pretty much Book for new guitar students.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 01:17 AM (dwArK)

1013 Weather Underground keeps doing this to me. Tonight's low is forecast as 44, tonight's reading is currently 40. It wouldn't be a huge issue if we were talking 60-70 degrees, but this close to freezing it starts to matter a lot.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:17 AM (T1005)

1014 Time?

I'd like to capture Time and then beat the crap out of it for what it's done to the face of the guy in my mirror.

Who the kcuf IS that guy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:18 AM (LSDdO)

1015 Who the kcuf IS that guy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 05:18 AM (LSDdO)

yer dad?

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 01:19 AM (x3YFz)

1016 1013 One main reason why I hate Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumors' today is that the band played at Blow Job Billy's first inauguration the song 'Don't Stop' (Thinking About Tomorrow)'. Truly can't stand that album now, though I will admit I was never a Mick Fleetwood fan anyway. Back then, to me, 'Rumors' was a chick album and no self-respecting rocker wanted to be caught listening to, much less owning, a chick album.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2014 05:03 AM (PpAf4)



As an aside, have you ever listened to Lindsey Buckingham? He has the ability to play the guitar.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:19 AM (T1005)

1017 weft, I learned to play drums (quite badly). My teacher got me into Buddy Rich who was quite incredible. Of course, speed helps.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2014 01:20 AM (PpAf4)

1018 Wow, the NE is getting hit with Snowmageddon. Hope all the NE morons/ettes had the good sense to stay in tonight.


And so once again I am awake insanely early...which I knew was going to happen.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:20 AM (+qUq2)

1019 the wind is whistling through the pine trees and the snow is about 8" deep and powdery.

chill factor about -6

Lower Susquehanna valley in PA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:20 AM (LSDdO)

1020 I'd like to capture Time and then beat the crap out of it for what it's done to the face of the guy in my mirror.

Who the kcuf IS that guy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 05:18 AM (LSDdO)



Not to mention what it's done to my beltline, the bastard.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:21 AM (+qUq2)

1021

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 05:19 AM (x3YFz)

Nah. He was shorter and skinnier last time I saw him.

This is some other dude.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:21 AM (LSDdO)

1022 It's pretty funny.....we did about 700 comments on nostalgia, then segue'd into more pop music with a tinge of pharmacology. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:22 AM (T1005)

1023 Lower Susquehanna valley in PA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 05:20 AM (LSDdO)



Ah yes, the lower Susquehanna. I'm basing my planned model railroad on the ones in Perry County, including the Susquehanna River and Western from Duncannon to New Bloomfield.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:23 AM (+qUq2)

1024 1026 Wow, the NE is getting hit with Snowmageddon. Hope all the NE morons/ettes had the good sense to stay in tonight.


And so once again I am awake insanely early...which I knew was going to happen.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 05:20 AM (+qUq2)



Is today the day you roll?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:23 AM (T1005)

1025 1027 the wind is whistling through the pine trees and the snow is about 8" deep and powdery.

chill factor about -6

Lower Susquehanna valley in PA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 05:20 AM (LSDdO)

History says it can get tough there.

But those of us that live through this every year; year in and year out, well, you're going to have hard time getting sympathy.

*unless* you invoke humidity.  In which case, I'll shut up and shudder.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 01:23 AM (x3YFz)

1026 I've always found nostalgia to be a waste of time.

Plus if you really indulge, you can get to some very bad places.

Past is done and gone. I don't even keep photos.

Here and now is where I am.

The future is some other place I'm going to but don't know what's there except I probably won't like it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:24 AM (LSDdO)

1027 Bitter Clinger, Same here in NYC. You can tell it's a western storm, and not a southern one, because the snow is light and powdery as opposed to being heavy and wet. 11 degrees now with a below zero wind chill as wel. Feel bad for the cars on the street getting blocked in my mountains of snow from all the snowplows trying to keep ahead of the accumulation.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2014 01:24 AM (PpAf4)

1028 It's pretty funny.....we did about 700 comments on nostalgia, then segue'd into more pop music with a tinge of pharmacology. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:22 AM (T1005)



I guess everyone is over the hangover. Yesterdays ONT was pretty pathetic.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:24 AM (+qUq2)

1029 And it wasn't a very smooth segue, either. More of a hard shift

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 01:25 AM (82LNv)

1030 1036
It's pretty funny.....we did about 700 comments on nostalgia, then
segue'd into more pop music with a tinge of pharmacology. NTTAWWT.


Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:22 AM (T1005)


I guess everyone is over the hangover. Yesterdays ONT was pretty pathetic.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 05:24 AM (+qUq2)



It's the Horde -- "a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:26 AM (T1005)

1031 Oh, Yeah. This isn't bad. It's just colder than it's been here for a while.

And I think it's going to be a trend for a few more years.

I was born and raised near Chicago. where 1-2 foot snow was not uncommon with 6' drifts and -20 temps all too frequent during the winters I grew up in.

I was looking forward to global warming.

but the Sun had a different idea.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:27 AM (LSDdO)

1032 1037 And it wasn't a very smooth segue, either.
More of a hard shift

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 05:25 AM (82LNv)



The nostalgia seemed a bit like a placeholder.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:27 AM (T1005)

1033 I was looking forward to global warming.

but the Sun had a different idea.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 05:27 AM (LSDdO)

Heretic!

Posted by: The Sciency People at January 03, 2014 01:28 AM (x3YFz)

1034 The synchros are blown on the blogs transmission.

Hit the gas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 01:28 AM (LSDdO)

1035 My teacher got me into Buddy Rich who was quite incredible. Of course, speed helps. Posted by: RickZ

Bah-dumb-upmp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRKc90kuAaE

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 01:29 AM (dwArK)

1036 Is today the day you roll?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:23 AM (T1005)




I rolled yesterday, right now I'm at the halfway stop (Millington TN). I was stationed here in 1990, since then they've changed the base from being the Naval Aviation Technical Training Center (all that moved to Pensacola FL) to being the Naval Support Activity Mid-South. This is where all the detailers hang out now. Quite a bit of change, the city of Millington owns the airfield and the gates on Singleton Parkway and two of the three on Navy Road are closed off now. If I weren't on a schedule I'd take a bit of time to explore, maybe on the return trip.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:29 AM (+qUq2)

1037

Morning GGE.

 

Bitter Clinger, where in Susq Valley?  Most of my family lives in and around York now.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 01:31 AM (b2cFu)

1038 I was born and raised near Chicago. where 1-2 foot snow was not uncommon with 6' drifts and -20 temps all too frequent during the winters I grew up in.

I was looking forward to global warming.

but the Sun had a different idea.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 05:27 AM (LSDdO)



Same here, only southwest Iowa (where I'm heading to now, in fact...wtf am I thinking..). They used to plow the main streets in town to the center and then scoop pass-thrus for the side streets with a front end loader. There would be a pile of snow in the middle of the street higher than the cars. There were several dumping grounds where they would come along and attempt to clear the worst of it with the front end loader and dump trucks, sometimes those snow piles would hang around until late June or early July. Kind of funny seeing a big pile of snow when it's 90 degrees outside.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:33 AM (+qUq2)

1039  Is today the day you roll? _______ I didn't know you were going through Colorado...

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 01:34 AM (82LNv)

1040 We had two bills introduced to the house here in cold ass CO.

1 was to repeal the ban on 30 round mags
the other had something to do with background checks if you left your guns to your kids/wife etc etc.

We'll unkcuf this.

Posted by: tangonine (frozen solid) at January 03, 2014 01:37 AM (x3YFz)

1041 I felt a bit better last night, but was wrong. I've been up for an hour, local news said we haven't has low temperature of minus 4 since 1904.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 01:37 AM (z4WKX)

1042 1044 Is today the day you roll?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:23 AM (T1005)



I rolled yesterday, right now I'm at the halfway stop (Millington TN). I was stationed here in 1990, since then they've changed the base from being the Naval Aviation Technical Training Center (all that moved to Pensacola FL) to being the Naval Support Activity Mid-South. This is where all the detailers hang out now. Quite a bit of change, the city of Millington owns the airfield and the gates on Singleton Parkway and two of the three on Navy Road are closed off now. If I weren't on a schedule I'd take a bit of time to explore, maybe on the return trip.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 05:29 AM (+qUq2)



Last May, I drove as far east as Raleigh and as far west as Nashville. At least you have a variety of terrain there -- not like going up the Central Valley of California on I-5 or across the Great Plains.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:38 AM (T1005)

1043 I didn't know you were going through Colorado...

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 05:34 AM (82LNv)




Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.




BTW, my little black shriveled heart beats with joy for you, glad you got to see your kids and I hope this gets to continue. Kids need dads, regardless of what the femenazis say, and that doesn't necessarily mean the guy that created them (speaking as Dad to four kids I didn't help to create, including one bi-racial child that we weren't able to adopt because we weren't the right skin color).

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:39 AM (+qUq2)

1044 I've been up for an hour, local news said we haven't has low temperature of minus 4 since 1904.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 05:37 AM (z4WKX)

Denier.

Posted by: The IPCC at January 03, 2014 01:39 AM (x3YFz)

1045 1052 I've been up for an hour, local news said we haven't has low temperature of minus 4 since 1904.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 05:37 AM (z4WKX)


Denier.

Posted by: The IPCC at January 03, 2014 05:39 AM (x3YFz)



And just think, it's only January 3rd.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:42 AM (T1005)

1046 iPCC, I'm cold, I'm still sick, & I would like to say FU to you!

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 01:43 AM (z4WKX)

1047 not like going up the Central Valley of California on I-5 or across the Great Plains.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:38 AM (T1005)




I drove from Fresno to Hanford (NAS Lemoore), there's a lot of nothing along that route. The thing about California is you can be at the beach and then go to the mountains and be there quick enough to enjoy them both in the same day. It's four hours from Raleigh to Asheville and three from Raleigh to the outer banks, if you lived on the beach and wanted to go to the mountains you would have a seven hour drive to look forward to. This is a long-ass state.


It's seven hours from Knoxville to Memphis TN, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:43 AM (+qUq2)

1048 1049 I felt a bit better last night, but was wrong.
I've been up for an hour, local news said we haven't has low temperature of minus 4 since 1904.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 05:37 AM (z4WKX)



Any chance you could get a nap in before going in to work?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:45 AM (T1005)

1049 I'm cold, I'm still sick, & I would like to say FU to you!

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 05:43 AM (z4WKX)




Poor thing. I'd start a fire for you but I don't think the Navy Lodge would appreciate it and it would be too far away for it to do you any good anyway.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 01:45 AM (+qUq2)

1050 I'm sittin' here in full combat cold weather gear:

Leggings *UA*
USMC sweaties on top of those
2 pairs of socks
hoodie (Tryevonnoe!  Recognize!)
shemegah (USA issue)
watch cap (USN issue)
fleece jacket (USA issue)

And *still* freezin' my arse off.

next person that says global warming is found at the bottom of a mine shaft.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 01:47 AM (x3YFz)

1051 Thank you GGE. Safe travels to you. This is a long ONT, again. It must be a combination of holiday & weather.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 01:48 AM (z4WKX)

1052 1055 not like going up the Central Valley of California on I-5 or across the Great Plains.


Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:38 AM (T1005)



I drove from Fresno to Hanford (NAS Lemoore), there's a lot of nothing along that route. The thing about California is you can be at the beach and then go to the mountains and be there quick enough to enjoy them both in the same day. It's four hours from Raleigh to Asheville and three from Raleigh to the outer banks, if you lived on the beach and wanted to go to the mountains you would have a seven hour drive to look forward to. This is a long-ass state.

It's seven hours from Knoxville to Memphis TN, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 05:43 AM (+qUq2)



Still, you've got your interesting driving behind you....from here, it looks like the interest is moron meets instead of terrain. I'm assuming that you ended up in the lesbian love-wagon as the more practical vehicle....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:49 AM (T1005)

1053 1058 I'm sittin' here in full combat cold weather gear:

Leggings *UA*
USMC sweaties on top of those
2 pairs of socks
hoodie (Tryevonnoe! Recognize!)
shemegah (USA issue)
watch cap (USN issue)
fleece jacket (USA issue)

And *still* freezin' my arse off.

next person that says global warming is found at the bottom of a mine shaft.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 05:47 AM (x3YFz)



Where the heck is "here"? If it's inside some civilized dwelling, why don't you have the heat on?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:51 AM (T1005)

1054 1058, So you agree with me? FU to any fool that believers in global warming!

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 01:55 AM (z4WKX)

1055 1062 1058,
So you agree with me? FU to any fool that believers in global warming!

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 05:55 AM (z4WKX)



Observed behavior is five sigma, moving to six sigma, off global warming models. There's a scientific term for six sigma events -- "bullshit". Anyone with a scrap of integrity ought to be moving away from those models....instead, we see the more politicized groups doubling-down.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 01:58 AM (T1005)

1056 Where the heck is "here"? If it's inside some civilized dwelling, why don't you have the heat on?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:51 AM (T1005)

I'm married.

Let's just end it with that.

Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 01:58 AM (x3YFz)

1057 Beware I live

Posted by: sven10077 at January 03, 2014 02:00 AM (TE35l)

1058 I'm north of Lancaster, east of Harrisburg, west of Reading.

Take a right at TMI and then NE.

Just outside of the evacuation zone.

I'm so pleased to note that any radiation will be immediately stopped upon reaching the arbitrary limits the CD folks have kindly delineated. *smirk*

Of course there's that pesky west wind but then who am I to judge my betters?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 02:01 AM (LSDdO)

1059 and all that

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 02:01 AM (9gNQd)

1060 Posted by: tangonine at January 03, 2014 05:58 AM (x3YFz)

A man who doesn't control the remote and the thermostat, isn't a man.

Fight for your rights.

(to sleep on the couch)

Why did you change the misspelling of your nic?

I thought it was kind cool.

tag no nine

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 02:03 AM (LSDdO)

1061 Bitter Clinger, that puts you near Hershey if my mental geography serves.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 02:04 AM (b2cFu)

1062 1065 Beware I live

Posted by: sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:00 AM (TE35l)



Yay! I've got someone working to keep me off The List.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 02:04 AM (T1005)

1063 Damn it. Woke up looking for calipers, to prove to someone in a dream that I could see about a .003 bend in a 1"x 8" bar. 

Posted by: UWP at January 03, 2014 02:07 AM (2hQRj)

1064 Pennsylvania. Where the edges are blue and the inside is red.

Like a Scandi or a German mostly.
(I just added Scandi to my spell correction dictionary, HEH)

We'll be the thin red line thinning out the New York trash when the burning times come.

Pray for us.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 02:07 AM (LSDdO)

1065 Yep. Get on Chocolate Ave. (no gay euphemism and it's actually brown pavement) and head west another 15 miles.

Any further directions you'll have to get from the NSA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 02:09 AM (LSDdO)

1066

Naval Aviation Technical Training Center

 

Dad was an instructor there when I was born. 1964

Posted by: PMRich at January 03, 2014 02:09 AM (KDUNf)

1067 The Hershey Highway you might say.

I wouldn't (at least not in mixed company or anyone from Hershey) but you might.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 02:10 AM (LSDdO)

1068 Shoot, you must be able to sight in the State Capitol building from there, you can't be much outside the Harrisburg limits.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 02:11 AM (b2cFu)

1069 Holy crap -- what's Gabe doing up at this hour?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 02:11 AM (T1005)

1070 Posted by: UWP at January 03, 2014 06:07 AM (2hQRj)

that's pretty good. that you could see that, not the dream.

I've always been sensitive to nonparallel things that are supposed to be parallel.

Thicknesses I'm only good for about a 1/64th though.

*I need to be recalibrated*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 02:12 AM (LSDdO)

1071 Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:11 AM (b2cFu)

No. Harrisburg is down in the river basin and I'm up past the edge but still considered part of the Valley.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 02:14 AM (LSDdO)

1072 I appreciate that, GGE. Truly. Even though you're obviously a racist -trying to adopt a bi-racial chilld... For shame! They love me. I love them. That's all that matters at this point. It's keeping me going. Again, thanks. Carol, to paraphrase Jimmy Carter, put on a damn sweater. Or two. It's only going to drop to about 10° with the wind chill here, and we're probably going to get less than an inch of global warming, but we're getting gusts of 35 - 45 knots as I type. That's ugly here. Not used to it.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 02:15 AM (82LNv)

1073 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 06:09 AM (LSDdO)

Crap just read that.

EAST on Chocolate Ave. I had west cause of the wind on my mind.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 03, 2014 02:15 AM (LSDdO)

1074 1062 Carol, You'll be loving us in August! //Global Warming Retards Local 957

Posted by: sven10077 at January 03, 2014 02:25 AM (TE35l)

1075 I half heard this last night & didn't think I should post it. 11 Attorney's General are in an uproar about SCOAMF just deciding which parts of TFGcare he can waive, postpone, etc. it's unConstitutional & I hope they file a suit against him. This is a republic & although TFG might believe it, he is not able to choose which parts of laws he can change hoping to save dems from extinction in mid terms elections. I hope people in Massachusetts wake up & kick as many of our congressional delegation out as possible! We had great statesmen to help start our country, now MA & CA are laughingstocks in the country. CA elected Reagan as Governor, last time they elected an old fool that was governor years ago. I do not think we would reelect someone like Dukasis again, but who knows what these "elites" & union members will vote for. Mumbles Menino is a prince compared to soon to be mayor Walsh in Boston & Nanny Bloomberg, who,is from city near me, Medford, will be, in history, a better one, than new communist mayor. I'm sorry but his name has slipped my sick mind.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 02:25 AM (z4WKX)

1076 Sorry, been scanning comments...


I'm assuming that you ended up in the lesbian love-wagon as the more practical vehicle....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:49 AM (T1005)



Yep, in retrospect I probably could have gotten away with taking the 'stang, but the Scooby was the more practical alternative. Plus, no telling what the weather is going to be like on the way back. Also, I won't cry as long or as hard if the Scooby gets dented.





Getting close to 6 AM local, so time to get ready to hit the road. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 02:32 AM (+qUq2)

1077 I wonder if "SnowmaGeddon!" will interfere with my 1858 Target Carbine getting here through the Fed-Ex grid?

Gotta love the weather people who finally caved to the Goreons and report the quarterly change in conditions as "Western Civilizations' Dante-Like Descent into HELL!"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 02:35 AM (TE35l)

1078 Good Morning, Shredded Chi. I have camisole, mans heavy sweatshirt, & Eddie Bauer Sherpa lined jacket on. I also am in my living room with cashmere, tightly crocheted afghan I made 20+ years ago! folded so it's doubled in warmth & quilt on. I was hot when I was in kitchen to call my boss to tell him I don't know if office is open or not, but I'm still sick. It was 66 in my kitchen & I would have turned up heat but I felt feverish then. Do you have kids today?

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 02:36 AM (z4WKX)

1079 1083 Carol at January 03, 2014 06:25 AM (z4WKX)


That's the thing...I respect MA of the past as one of the cornerstones of our system, it shares something with France in having lost its best males for two generations on battlefields.  I dunno.

King Putt I-The Scoamf thinking he can use the Royal "we" and ignore the states is charming.

It's bled down to county sheriffs deciding to ignore state law that is designed to undermine the 2d amendment.

Break it up, start over IMHO.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 02:39 AM (TE35l)

1080 1084 Sorry, been scanning comments...


I'm assuming that you ended up in the lesbian love-wagon as the more practical vehicle....


Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:49 AM (T1005)


Yep, in retrospect I probably could have gotten away with taking the 'stang, but the Scooby was the more practical alternative. Plus, no telling what the weather is going to be like on the way back. Also, I won't cry as long or as hard if the Scooby gets dented.




Getting close to 6 AM local, so time to get ready to hit the road. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 06:32 AM (+qUq2)



I'm glad to hear it, as I'm more concerned with your safety than your dignity on this trip (as, frankly, I am with most trips). Keep safe!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 02:41 AM (T1005)

1081 Heh so now the Austrailian Rescue Ship has been told to shelter in place to potentially rescue the Chinese Rescue Ship Xue Long....

http://tinyurl.com/l4z7gc6

also at WUWT it turns out the reason the Russkie Ship got stuck in the first place was the goddamned tourists dawdling for two fucking hours after being told "get your asses on the boat we have ice inbound"...

SCIENCE!

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 02:42 AM (TE35l)

1082 1088 cthulhu at January 03, 2014 06:41 AM (T1005)

I think the Horde Patron Saint of Travel is either Saint Bandit or Saint BJ of BJ and the Bear fame....


safe travels GGE chicks(who dig chicks) dig Subarus

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 02:45 AM (TE35l)

1083 Cthulhu , I put Roma tomatoes in the refrigerator yesterday. I know it's better to leave them at room temp but I have had since Saturday & don't want them to go bad. What temperature do I roast them at? I was going to try 350 degrees in the oven. Thank you,

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 02:48 AM (z4WKX)

1084 What if Zimmerman had adopted Trayvon as a baby? Yeah, I thought so.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 03, 2014 02:56 AM (OONaw)

1085 1091 Cthulhu , I put Roma tomatoes in the refrigerator yesterday. I know it's better to leave them at room temp but I have had since Saturday & don't want them to go bad.
What temperature do I roast them at? I was going to try 350 degrees in the oven.
Thank you,

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 06:48 AM (z4WKX)


Chop 'em coarse, take 'em out when the exposed tips start browning.....and any temperature between 300-450 will work. Seriously, it's close to the easiest recipe possible -- and great for making with something else in the oven. If the something else wants 350, that's great; if the something else wants 425, okey-dokey. Just relax, give 'em time, and when you open the door to peek and see dark tips, pull 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 02:56 AM (T1005)

1086 Saint Christopher is patron Saint of safe travel, Sven. Didn't you once make fun of me because I believe all Catholic teachings, but do nit go to Mass? Or you agreed that sitting through a Mass is a waste of time? It was early last year. My kitchen is colder than living room. I'm in kitchen now, again & am comfortable. I must have a fever because it's 65 degrees in here & I'm not cold. I left afghan in living room because it was made for queen size bed & thought I might fall bringing it along with quilt in here.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 02:57 AM (z4WKX)

1087 1094 Carol at January 03, 2014 06:57 AM (z4WKX)

I haven't been to mass in a while.

Saint Thomas was one of the patrons I invoked when praying for my father who is a trucker.

Keep warm Carol, get better.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 03:01 AM (TE35l)

1088 1090 1088 cthulhu at January 03, 2014 06:41 AM (T1005)

I think the Horde Patron Saint of Travel is either Saint Bandit or Saint BJ of BJ and the Bear fame....


safe travels GGE chicks(who dig chicks) dig Subarus

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:45 AM (TE35l)



Living so near San Francisco, you hear a lot of the feminist/lesbian cant, and you get descriptions of Mustangs, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, and the like, as "POWs" -- meaning "penis on wheels". This, of course, would contrast with the friendly, open, accommodating, nurturing -- yet stimulating! -- Subaru.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 03:04 AM (T1005)

1089 1096 cthulhu at January 03, 2014 07:04 AM (T1005)

Yeah, it's bizarre I was into Subarus before they became avatars for the vagina...

I had an '86 GL-10 I adored....digital dash with a hud for the speedometer....

epic stuff for a 19 year old looking for a commuter car to go along with his less fuel friendly ride.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 03:19 AM (TE35l)

1090 Cthulhu, I was going to roast tomatoes in my apartment, while my older brother broils steaks Sunday for us. I didn't want the steak Sunday & told him to make it Monday. He cooks steaks downstairs & I make something to go with it up here & bring downstairs to eat. I'll try 350 if I think I want steak Sunday. I gave him my steak twice in past three weeks. One week I knew I was sick when I made out shopping list & didn't put steaks on list. I was okay last week when I made list but woke up sick again Saturday morning, after he bought them. He loves to go grocery shopping & will go to Stop & Shop, Market Basket & Shaw's on Saturday mornings. I avoid those stores because I'll buy things & forget I have them & remember once they've been here so long they are no good. I had frozen carrots & something else in freezer, expiration date was in 2010.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 03:20 AM (z4WKX)

1091 "Racist" just means white. "Anti-racist" is a codeword for anti-white.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at January 03, 2014 03:34 AM (6M5BL)

1092 Looking at that image of the checkout card, I'm tempted to make an argument that it documents our slide into functional illiteracy: a Jules Verne book is checked out 14 times in its first decade on the shelf, only once in its last decade.

Posted by: Bubba at January 03, 2014 03:59 AM (8tLzE)

1093 St. Benedict medals for blessing machines.

Posted by: bleck at January 03, 2014 04:49 AM (b6Qog)

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