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January 21, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (1-21-2014)
— Maetenloch

Truth: The Latest Weapon of the Patriarchy

Because the true facts about Wendy Davis' life are just another front in the War on Women and she's not going to take any more mansplaining attacks from her opponent, Greg Abbot, or anyone else.

We're not surprised by Greg Abbott's [her Texas governorship opponent] campaign attacks on the personal story of my life as a single mother who worked hard to get ahead. But they won't work, because my story is the story of millions of Texas women who know the strength it takes when you're young, alone and a mother. I've always been open about my life not because my story is unique, but because it isn't.

The truth is that at age 19, I was a teenage mother living alone with my daughter in a trailer and struggling to keep us afloat on my way to a divorce. And I knew then that I was going to have to work my way up and out of that life if I was going to give my daughter a better life and a better future and that's what I've done. I am proud of where I came from and I am proud of what I've been able to achieve through hard work and perseverance. And I guarantee you that anyone who tries to say otherwise hasn't walked a day in my shoes."

Here is a picture of Greg Abbot. He hasn't walked a day in her shoes - or at all since a tree fell on him 30 years ago, paralyzing him and requiring almost a year in rehab. Clearly he knows nothing of suffering.

But Wendy "Storyteller" Davis is doubling down:

And Stephen Green has a diabolical suggestion for Abbot:

Quote of the Day

Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't even really inspire. They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment, as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and, just for an instant, contracted around you, made you aware of its presence, and your role in it. He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh, over color, over despair. The other great leaders I've heard guide us towards a better politics, but Obama is, at his best, able to call us back to our highest selves, to the place where America exists as a glittering ideal, and where we, its honored inhabitants, seem capable of achieving it, and thus of sharing in its meaning and transcendence.

-- Ezra Klein, January of 2008

In any normal workplace this paragraph alone would have been sufficient cause for a drug test and maybe some counseling.

The Unbearable Lightness of Hillary Clinton's Achievements

When you ask her diehard supporters what she did as secretary of state they start with, "She travelled a million miles! More than any secretary of state."
Put aside the fact that the "more than any secretary of state" part isn't actually true - Condi Rice flew more. When you ask, "Okay, what did she get for it?" you get a blank stare or you get some stuff about championing women's rights. Two people have told me she did good work in Myanmar, but I've never really gotten to the bottom of that. I suppose I could look it up, but at the end of the day we're still talking about Myanmar, which is not the locus of America's most pressing international problems. ("That's right, because Hillary prevented the Myanmarese hegemony," someone at MSNBC just shrieked. "She stopped it cold.") While the Wikipedia page on her tenure doesn't even mention Myanmar, it does mention her championing of better cook stoves in the Third World. That's good. And so is improving the plight of women in various countries where their status ranges between "Slightly More Important than the Village Mule" to "So Incredibly Delicate We Must Keep Them Covered with Burlap Sacks All Day Long Even Though It's Like 115 Degrees in the Shade Today."

But when I take out my handy pocket realpolitik calculator, I just can't make all that add up to much. Particularly when you compare it with our worsening problems in the Middle East, Asia (minus Myanmar!), Europe, Russia, and South America. Those problems are by no means all her fault (nor are they all Obama's fault). But Clinton was the second most important foreign-policy official. If you were, say, the assistant coach of the 1999 Cleveland Browns or the deputy spokesman for Baghdad Bob during the lead-up to the Iraq War, you might - just might - want to highlight other things on your rÃ©sumÃ©. So it is with Clinton. As our chief diplomat, she presided over a long slide into foreign-policy suckitude. On her watch, America's standing got worse every place it matters (except Myanmar!), despite all of those sales calls.

And that leaves out the <sarcasm> little </sarcasm> issue of Benghazi. The Senate Intelligence Committee report is at once a fascinating and utterly banal artifact of Washington. It identifies a huge mistake. It denounces said mistake. It concludes that the mistake could have been prevented. But nobody is responsible for the mistake. The bureaucracy did it!

Okay, you ask, who was in charge of that bureaucracy?
Shut up, they explain.

Why Bubba Didn't Run in 1988

Because talky bitchez and Gary Hart.

After all, with just one exception, a Clinton has always tried for public office whenever a tantalizing opportunity presented itself. The rule-breaker was Bill's aborted run for president in the 1988 cycle. On the eve of his expected candidacy announcement in July 1987, with the national press gathering in Little Rock, his long-suffering chief of staff, Betsey Wright, she later told PBS, huddled with her boss and presented a list of women he was alleged to have been "seeing." After a number of responses along the lines of "she'll never talk," Clinton belatedly awakened to the reality that he could self-destruct in the post-Gary Hart world-Hart had been forced out of the Democrats' presidency sweepstakes just a couple of months earlier following allegations of adultery. The next day, Clinton declined to run, stunning the news media with the unconvincing excuse that he had decided to spend more time with his family.

"It Makes Economic Sense for a Woman to Have More Than One Husband"

Writes Judith Warner in Time magazine. And judging by her sex dreams I think she's already got a candidate in mind for her second husband. Well good luck with that.

Gang Signs of the Intellectuals

The gestures you need to throw to convince people that you're a real thought leader. And possibly a member of the Chestertons or Van Buren Boyz.

To perform "The Critical Whirl," simply circle your hand counterclockwise in a small but rapid motion towards the audience. "Accelerate and repeat until idea unpacked," the website tells us. It's one of the more basic maneuvers, suitable for both formal academic settings and conversations about the means of production over a glass of wine.

And no I don't think this article is intentional satire either.

The Gun Trucks of Vietnam

In the event of an ambush, their role was to drive into the kill zone during the first few minutes of the attack, and saturate the attackers with their firepower.

Early designs proved flawed, as the sandbag protections quickly became waterlogged in the frequent rains, weighing down the whole vehicle. They were later replaced with ad hoc steel armor plating, salvaged from scrap yards.

The crew consisted of a driver, two gunners, a non-commissioned officer, and sometimes a grenadier armed with an M79 grenade launcher.

On November 24, 1967, during an engagement in "Ambush Alley", a group of gun trucks managed to thwart an ambush. The convoy lost six transport trucks and four gun trucks damaged or destroyed, and several drivers were killed and wounded, but the Viet Cong lost 41 KIA and were forced to withdraw. ...

In all, an estimated 300 to 400 trucks were transformed in this way.

Katy Perry: I Prayed For Big Titties

And the Lord answered her prayers. And it was good.

The AoSHQ group. Yeah.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:59 PM | Comments (710)
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1 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 06:01 PM (T1005)

2 Wendy Whacko is certainly doubling down...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:02 PM (XrwRV)

3 "It Makes Economic Sense for a Woman to Have More Than One Husband" Hold on there, we have to normalize pederasty first!

Posted by: NAMBLA at January 21, 2014 06:03 PM (AymDN)

4 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2014 06:03 PM (Ua6T/)

5 Yikes. That's a huge gaffe from Davis.

She might not get 50% of the Texan female vote for that shit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:04 PM (Xfl0F)

6 For all the FNGs. welcome to the ONT. Abandon all hope.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nei-ruffino-04.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:04 PM (XrwRV)

7 Does anyone watch True Detective on HBO? If so, then you know what I'm about to post. http://tinyurl.com/le2k2ls Glory, glory, hallelujah! NSFW.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:04 PM (doBIb)

8 'I still have some raping to do, back home.'

Posted by: 1988 Bill Clinton at January 21, 2014 06:05 PM (6toao)

9 Evening 'rons.

Is it just me or is the left getting even more incoherent and insane with each passing day?

Posted by: Iasonas at January 21, 2014 06:05 PM (FHNkr)

10 More than one husband you say? Think of all the shit I could scam for myself that way.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at January 21, 2014 06:05 PM (3bbd3)

11 Judith Warner was joking. Sure, just like someone will tell a slightly racist "joke" to gauge reaction and see if they are among like-minded friends.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 21, 2014 06:06 PM (rOyNu)

12 Yeah, if the feminists think that if we legalize polygamy then we're gonna end up with rich upper class chicks with two husbands and not the other way around ... they might want to open a history book.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 21, 2014 06:06 PM (ZPrif)

13 7 Does anyone watch True Detective on HBO? If so, then you know what I'm about to post. ------ Yeah I shifted on the couch a bit during that scene.

Posted by: Adam at January 21, 2014 06:06 PM (Aif/5)

14 Helluva ONT Maet. Nice work.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:06 PM (GEICT)

15 Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:04 PM (doBIb)

They're real...and they're perfect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2014 06:07 PM (QFxY5)

16 Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:04 PM (doBIb) I don't and I still know what that is without clicking. Impressive.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:07 PM (GEICT)

17 There's been about a million human societies where the top alpha dudes got multiple chicks and approximately zero where the top chicks got multiple dudes.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 21, 2014 06:08 PM (ZPrif)

18 Boulder Toilet Hobo, all Abbot has to do if he has to debate Wendy Davis is to roll himself out and simply say, " I know about suffering Wendy."

And then roll his wheelchair to his podium. Followed by every Dem with a lick of common sense leaping off balconies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:08 PM (XrwRV)

19 Nice ONT Maet. That Wendy Davis Twitter meltdown is epic. Carlos Danger must be proud of her performance.

Posted by: Less Wonkish More Rogue at January 21, 2014 06:08 PM (dvRYt)

20 Katy Perry: I Prayed For Big Titties Hah, I remember a late-night interview with Salma Hayek way back in the day where she talked about the exact same thing. Ah, Salma ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2014 06:09 PM (8A+/U)

21 I saw that Daddario chick in the Percy Jackson movies with my son a few years back. Had no idea she would do nudity. Thank god for her agent!

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:10 PM (doBIb)

22 6 For all the FNGs. welcome to the ONT. Abandon all hope. What is this "hope" of which you speak?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2014 06:10 PM (UAMVq)

23 http://tinyurl.com/le2k2ls

Glory, glory, hallelujah!

NSFW.
Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:04 PM (doBIb)

I'll admit it, I cried a little when I watched that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 21, 2014 06:10 PM (rOyNu)

24 "I prayed for big titties"-Katy Perry. Katy, Katy, Katy And the god of shallowness compensated by taking whatever volume you might have otherwise had in your brain and transferring it to your chest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 06:10 PM (7kkQJ)

25 I pray for Salma's titties every night, myself.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 06:10 PM (6toao)

26 For you guitar playin' 'rons out there in the Horde:

I got myself a brand new 2014 Gibson SGJ in Fireburst finish the other day. Absolutely beautiful looking and sounding guitar. These models are only going for $500 brand spankin' new and they are worth every penny.

If you are in the market for a new axe, I highly recommend checking them out.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 21, 2014 06:11 PM (FHNkr)

27 7 Does anyone watch True Detective on HBO? If so, then you know what I'm about to post. http://tinyurl.com/le2k2ls Glory, glory, hallelujah! NSFW. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:04 PM (doBIb) Very bunkworthy.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2014 06:11 PM (UAMVq)

28 And the god of shallowness compensated by taking whatever volume you might have otherwise had in your brain and transferring it to your chest. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 10:10 PM (7kkQJ) Fair trade. At least from my perspective.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:11 PM (GEICT)

29 20 Katy Perry: I Prayed For Big Titties Hah, I remember a late-night interview with Salma Hayek way back in the day where she talked about the exact same thing. Ah, Salma ... Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2014 10:09 PM (8A+/U) And no brains....eventually they sag and no brains and worthless

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2014 06:11 PM (HVff2)

30 Judith Warner looks undead in that pic. Who'd she marry? Lord Byron?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:11 PM (Xfl0F)

31 Wendy Davis is the Christine O'Donnell of the left LMAO

Posted by: Regular Guy at January 21, 2014 06:12 PM (N3Al8)

32 Wow. Treasury Sec Geitner threatened the head of the S&P if they downgrade US credit rating. When S&P refused to cafe the DOJ filed a $5B lawsuit. That's fucking hardball. It's also criminal and lawless.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 21, 2014 06:12 PM (ZPrif)

33 Nice ONT Maetenloch.

if that is your real name...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 06:12 PM (yh0zB)

34 Wendy Davis is a pig.

No hidden meaning, no symbolism...she's a fucking pig.

I mean you can jam all kinds of "Here's what's wrong with this sick bitch and here's why' ....

But really...Pig works for me....

'course I really do love 'Sick Bitch' too......

Posted by: Portnoy at January 21, 2014 06:12 PM (8N1kd)

35 WD will say anything to get attention. She isn't in this race to win or even compete. She's just looking for her next sucker.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 21, 2014 06:12 PM (1Y+hH)

36 And damn Woody Harrelson to the fires of hell!

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:13 PM (doBIb)

37 I have to tell you, that Greg Abbott just can't stand up to a real women, a great Democrat, like Wendy Davis!

Posted by: Joe Biden, sooper smaht guy at January 21, 2014 06:13 PM (+1T7c)

38 31 Wendy Davis is the Christine O'Donnell of the left LMAO Posted by: Regular Guy at January 21, 2014 10:12 PM (N3Al

I'm pretty sure she's actually a witch.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2014 06:13 PM (UAMVq)

39 2 Wendy Whacko is certainly doubling down... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 10:02 PM (XrwRV) Yeah, the idea that she is saying this she is out to Better the future for our children.... after giving hers up???? So.... her kids are better off without her, BY HER OWN ADMISSION.... but she wants to Lead this Country?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2014 06:13 PM (84gbM)

40 Stand up, Greg, and let everyone see you, honey chile!

Posted by: joey biden at January 21, 2014 06:13 PM (vuh7l)

41 36 And damn Woody Harrelson to the fires of hell! Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:13 PM (doBIb) I know. Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2014 06:13 PM (UAMVq)

42 I guess this would be more of a politician's gang sign, but pointing without using the index finger cracks me up. You use a closed fist with the thumb on top and kind of put the knuckle of the index finger in the lead. Every politician uses it now because it's supposedly less combative.

Posted by: no good deed at January 21, 2014 06:13 PM (vBhbc)

43 Boobs.

Posted by: toby928© at January 21, 2014 06:14 PM (QupBk)

44 So on Ace's previous educational thread I learned bone = boner teehee I said boner

Posted by: Butt Head at January 21, 2014 06:14 PM (N3Al8)

45 Improve the lives of our children by palming them off on some other sucker!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:14 PM (Xfl0F)

46 >>>Glory, glory, hallelujah! Indeed. But me smart maker seems a bit low on blood right this second.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:14 PM (eQJwb)

47 33 Nice ONT Maetenloch.

if that is your real name...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 10:12 PM (yh0zB)

They're real and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 21, 2014 06:14 PM (pAlYe)

48 Re: Wendy Davis

I sure wish Hannity would make good on his mouth flapping about moving to a state like TX. His vote and his family members' votes are more votes against the left's plan of turning TX blue.

But alas, I have a feeling Hannity's mouth flapping is just mouth flapping.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 21, 2014 06:15 PM (FHNkr)

49 Greg Abbott's here. Stand up, Greg! Let 'em see ya.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 21, 2014 06:15 PM (9F2c1)

50 Wendy Davis AKA Whoreatio Alger Hiss.

Posted by: Dept. Of Known Facts at January 21, 2014 06:15 PM (MhA4j)

51 37 - ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 21, 2014 06:15 PM (aDwsi)

52 I'm sure it would sound better if I could get Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians to sing it.

"Shove the kids into the shallow water
before I get too deeeeep"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:16 PM (Xfl0F)

I have it in excellent authority that Davis' new campaign slogan is:

Wendy Davis - the hole that digs itself.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 21, 2014 06:16 PM (BZAd3)

54 Woody Harrelson should be given the gibbet next to Ryan.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 06:16 PM (6toao)

55 /yeah, I don't respect Davis much.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:16 PM (Xfl0F)

56 I think that's an amusing idea-for Greg Abbott to say to WD "If that's your real name". The leftist melt down would be epic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 06:17 PM (7kkQJ)

57 Glory, glory, hallelujah!

NSFW.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:04 PM (doBIb)

Am I under arrest?

goooooood

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 06:17 PM (yh0zB)

58 So, I'm the third moron to make the Joe Biden/Greg Abbott joke. Does that mean I have to buy everyone a round of drinks?

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 21, 2014 06:17 PM (9F2c1)

59 WZ. has a letter from Wendy and she's doubling down.

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2014 06:17 PM (Q6HBD)

60 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUtSrN_W5I8

True. True..

Posted by: The Struggle Begins at January 21, 2014 06:17 PM (0It32)

61 Every politician uses it now because it's supposedly less combative. Posted by: no good deed Originated and time tested by William Jefferson Clinton. President, pathological liar, rapist. Yay us!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 21, 2014 06:17 PM (+1T7c)

62 And damn Woody Harrelson to the fires of hell! Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:13 PM (doBIb) Cool! Thank means that I don't have to bring a lighter to light up my marijuana!

Posted by: Woody Harrelson at January 21, 2014 06:17 PM (AymDN)

63 Gun trucks. A lesson we had to learn all over again in Iraq.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 21, 2014 06:18 PM (CWquH)

64 Katy Perry: I Prayed For Big Titties

And the Lord answered her prayers. And it was good.

Really wondering how much Dr. Lord charged for them.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 21, 2014 06:18 PM (8N1kd)

65 Followed by every Dem with a lick of common sense leaping off balconies.
I see the flaw in your plan.

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2014 06:18 PM (Ua6T/)

66 "And the Lord answered her prayers. And it was good.": But as all glory is fading, I salivated all over Katy Perry's flesh-bags of decadence. As you imagine Perky Katie's boobehs, you cannot help but also visualize my STDs and other taints all over them. And guess what fellahs, for a time, Katie loooooved it,

Posted by: Russell Brand at January 21, 2014 06:18 PM (WlWt+)

67 Wendy Davis rusty chainsaw,rectum, some assembly recquired. Don't forget the barbed wire or the flaming supernova.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at January 21, 2014 06:18 PM (sQfpy)

68 Posted by: Portnoy at January 21, 2014 10:18 PM (8N1kd) Yes; I was wondering the same thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 06:19 PM (7kkQJ)

69 EC, I was in your neck of the woods yesterday for an interview. I think it went well, so we might be neighbors before too long. Another one or two interviews to go, but I'm very cautiously optimistic.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:19 PM (eQJwb)

70 I'm conflicted here. Lots of talk about tits and boobs and titsÂ….but then there's Wendy Davis.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:19 PM (GEICT)

71 "I am proud of where I came from and I am proud of what I've been able to achieve through hard work and perseverance."

So lying on your back with you legs spread is now "work". Mmmmkay.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2014 06:19 PM (pFqpP)

72 Wendy Davis, "What I am is what I am. Philosophy is the top of a cereal box."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:20 PM (XrwRV)

73 70 I'm conflicted here. Lots of talk about tits and boobs and titsÂ….but then there's Wendy Davis. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 10:19 PM (GEICT) and HILLARY!

Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2014 06:20 PM (j7iSn)

74 The gestures you need to throw to convince people that you're a real thought leader. Oh, yeah, "up twinkles", "down twinkles" and "expressive wrists" will land you right smack in the middle of the pack of ravenous intellectual hyenas...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 21, 2014 06:20 PM (HsTG8)

Sometime around Feb or March, Bob Beckel was on O'Reilly and he said that Hillary would go down in history as one of the most accomplished Secs of State ever.

O'Reilly asked Beckel to name a few of Hillary's accomplishments and Beckel just froze - it was hilarious and would make a perfect campaign commercial.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 21, 2014 06:20 PM (BZAd3)

76 Plowgate begins.

Posted by: Goatweed at January 21, 2014 06:20 PM (8HrdX)

77 "Hillary championing of better cook stoves."

Women's rights. As in, "Better get right in there and make me a sammich!"

Posted by: Dang at January 21, 2014 06:21 PM (MNq6o)

78 AoP just use AlextheChick's term - cuntling to defenestrate Wendy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:21 PM (XrwRV)

79 Anna @ 18 - "Followed by every Dem with a lick of common sense leaping off balconies."

I see a flaw in your plan.

Posted by: butch at January 21, 2014 06:21 PM (EV3Uf)

80 and HILLARY! Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2014 10:20 PM (j7iSn) Gee, thanks for that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:21 PM (GEICT)

81 69 EC, I was in your neck of the woods yesterday for an interview. I think it went well, so we might be neighbors before too long. Another one or two interviews to go, but I'm very cautiously optimistic. Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 10:19 PM (eQJwb) Hell yeah! Good luck and I hope the managers are smart enough to give you the thumbs up!

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:22 PM (doBIb)

82 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 10:19 PM (GEICT) If it's any consolation, Cochran, it looks like she probably prayed to Dr. Lord to have her boobs surgically enhanced too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 06:22 PM (7kkQJ)

83 So lying on your back with you legs spread is now "work". If done right, no defense.

Posted by: toby928© at January 21, 2014 06:22 PM (QupBk)

Katy Perry's tits should be declared a national treasure. We could probably trade them to China to pay off our debt.

But we wouldn't do that...

obviously.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 21, 2014 06:22 PM (BZAd3)

85 I worked real hard for that college money. It was mostly horizontal work but it was still work enduring that PIV rape.

Posted by: Wendy .D at January 21, 2014 06:22 PM (Aif/5)

86 I just hope Wendy Davis doesn't drop out! She's such fun, easy pickin's I'd hate to lose her. I want Abbott to "squash her like a bug" (metaphorically speaking natch) on November 4th.

I bet Julian Castro is sorry he didn't challenge her. I bet all the Dems in TX wish they hadn't gotten so caught up in pink shoes hysteria. Heehee, now they're stuck with her. Bwahaha.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 21, 2014 06:22 PM (KL49F)

87 bon French for "good"
thus "boner" = "more good"

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 21, 2014 06:22 PM (vuh7l)

88 Davis and Rodham? Same thread?

To the rescue : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB6b5puSpLw

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:23 PM (Xfl0F)

89 Just finished Captain Phillips. I think from a dramatic standpoint it's better than Zero Dark 30. Also, there was a preview on the DVD for "The Armstrong Lie" . . . heh, as wacky as Hollywood is, I thought at first it was a documentary about Neil Armstrong, not Lance Armstrong.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 06:23 PM (X3GkB)

90 Wait. What? How'd I wake up here?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 21, 2014 06:23 PM (kqGWM)

91 Moar bewbs. http://i39.tinypic.com/24fig4g.jpg

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:23 PM (doBIb)

92 "Hillary championing of better cook stoves." She doesn't bake cookies so I guess she didn't need hers

Posted by: Dept. Of Known Facts at January 21, 2014 06:23 PM (MhA4j)

93 My enemies on the right don't understand the struggles of women like myself or Anna Nicole Smith.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at January 21, 2014 06:23 PM (3bbd3)

94 >>>Good luck and I hope the managers are smart enough to give you the thumbs up! For professional references I listed "a bunch of Morons on the internet", so I should be golden, right?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:23 PM (eQJwb)

95 72 Wendy Davis, "What I am is what I am. Philosophy is the top of a cereal box."

Careful there...Me , Paul, and the rest of these dirty hippies need some cash....

Posted by: Edie Brikell and The Really Old Bohemians at January 21, 2014 06:24 PM (8N1kd)

96 84 Katy Perry's tits should be declared a national treasure. We could probably trade them to China to pay off our debt. Russell Brand fondled them as well did other unholy things to them. Those boobs are about as worthless now as our "official" unemployment numbers.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 21, 2014 06:24 PM (WlWt+)

97 So the guy in the wheel chair has been in the wheel chair longer than Abortion Barbie's kids have been alive? like since Wnndy davisis twat was 10 years old? got to think about this

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 06:24 PM (jsmDz)

98 "The next day, Clinton declined to run, stunning the news media with the unconvincing excuse that he had decided to spend more time with his family."

As Hillary was hastily shooing one of Huma Abedin's predecessors out the back door.

"Go. Go! Now! No, I don't know for how long. All I know is that the dumb big lug is coming back here and we have to keep up appearances for a while longer. Stop asking stupid questions. I have a lot of things to get boxed up again."

Posted by: torquewrench at January 21, 2014 06:24 PM (gqT4g)

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 21, 2014 10:22 PM (KL49F)

I'm waiting for the pictures. There is no way there aren't pictures of this woman wafting around out there in the ether.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 21, 2014 06:24 PM (BZAd3)

100 "Our stories, fighting to give our children a better future across Texas, are what drives this campaign every day." This quote is a bit laughable, coming from the Abortion Queen. How about giving our children any life at all? Or, oh, I dunno, not dumping your own children, because you've decided you have better things to do, than raise them? Isn't raising children a big part of giving them a better future? I hate feminists. By the way, Dr. Drew had a program about narcissists, particularly celebrity narcissists. I suspect that a lot of people who go into politics are just as narcissistic as celebrities.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2014 06:25 PM (mck3/)

101 Hillary's!! legendary acomplishments are "talking points" ; a meme, a slogan, an unchallenged assertion until you do challenge it. Challenge the narrative, all the time. This is the Gingrich lesson of campaigning and debating. If the "opposition" would learn nothing else, LEARN THIS KNUCKLEHEADS. WAKE UP!!! Beckel is just a flaming corpulent gas bag of human idiocy. An imbecile with no justification for his fat stupid face darkening TV at all.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 21, 2014 06:25 PM (+1T7c)

102 I remember when Katy Perry went back to her high school and called out her old boyfriend, who happened to be in the audience too, about how he broke up with her and how things have changed and who's sorry now. Seemed really douchey to do that.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:26 PM (doBIb)

103 on the hand gestures I have a friend who is a financial exec for a company he has to do these videos talking about earnings periodically. The firm hired a coach for him to do these videos. The coach told him to use the "triangle of trust" when making an important point you put your hands together, fingers forming a "steeple", thumbs touching horizontally, giving the appearance of a triangle we still tease him about this

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2014 06:26 PM (zOTsN)

104 Yeah, the idea that she is saying this she is out to Better the future for our children.... after giving hers up????

So.... her kids are better off without her, BY HER OWN ADMISSION.... but she wants to Lead this Country?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2014 10:13 PM (84gbM)

Yep, because kids are so much better off, when aborted in the third trimester.....

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2014 06:26 PM (pFqpP)

105 Beckel is just a flaming corpulent gas bag of human idiocy. An imbecile with no justification for his fat stupid face darkening TV at all. ------ He called a black guy a punk on The Five so he will probably be fired soon /sarc

Posted by: Adam at January 21, 2014 06:27 PM (Aif/5)

106

Posted by: Thrawn at January 21, 2014 10:24 PM (WlWt+)

Boobs like that are the reason art was invented.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 21, 2014 06:27 PM (BZAd3)

107 Dear detractors, why do you think I qualified my definition with 'a lick of common sense' n'est ce pas? Its because the die-hard fanatics who have allowed their lives to become mere cogs in the movement won't abandon her. They will go down with the flaming gas bag of Wendyburg rather than admit that they were ever wrong.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:27 PM (XrwRV)

108 Love the names and logos on the gun trucks in the video in the above. One truck had the Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 21, 2014 06:27 PM (FHNkr)

109 >>>I suspect that a lot of people who go into politics are just as narcissistic as celebrities. I haven't listened to talk radio since 2011 or so, but doesn't Rush say "politics is show business for ugly people"?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:28 PM (eQJwb)

110 Wendy Davis there is more dirt there, I am sure of it.

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2014 06:28 PM (zOTsN)

111 Seemed really douchey to do that. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:26 PM (doBIb) Standard. They all do it. Taylor Swift is making a fucking career out of it. What would be funny is he responded back something like "Well, I can still picture you naked and remember what we did whenever I want, so I'm good. Thanks."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:28 PM (GEICT)

112 Ok, picture this...take a deep breath, turn on that inner eye...concentrate...

Picture me naked as Hell...seriously.

If you're still alive and breathing, you're not doing it right.

Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton at January 21, 2014 06:29 PM (8N1kd)

113 Speaking of Klein, idiot Krugman unknowingly brings the laughs when he berates the Washington Post for letting Klein go: The Washington Post is De-Kleining http://tinyurl.com/ksv6uz7

Posted by: Thrawn at January 21, 2014 06:29 PM (WlWt+)

114 EC, I was in your neck of the woods yesterday for an interview. I think it went well, so we might be neighbors before too long. Another one or two interviews to go, but I'm very cautiously optimistic.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 10:19 PM (eQJwb)

Outstanding!

For professional references I listed "a bunch of Morons on the internet", so I should be golden, right?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 10:23 PM (eQJwb)

Oh, sure, absolutely.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 06:30 PM (yh0zB)

115 How long before Wendy decides to withdraw from the race to ummm... spend more time with her family?

Posted by: huerfano at January 21, 2014 06:30 PM (bAGA/)

116 HRC: Picture me naked as Hell...seriously.

My heavy metal album covers totally lied to me.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:30 PM (Xfl0F)

117 112 Ok, picture this...take a deep breath, turn on that inner eye...concentrate... Picture me naked as Hell...seriously. If you're still alive and breathing, you're not doing it right. Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton at January 21, 2014 10:29 PM (8N1kd) Picturing you makes would indeed be Hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2014 06:30 PM (UAMVq)

118 Hey The Dude and TPH. Did either of you order the 1/2 scale figure of Super Sonico? Talk about tracts of land...

http://tinyurl.com/cyqv5d7

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:31 PM (XrwRV)

119 Naked not makes. Damn iPhone.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2014 06:31 PM (UAMVq)

120

*jazz hands*

Posted by: otho at January 21, 2014 06:31 PM (9gNQd)

121 "The next day, Clinton declined to run, stunning the news media with the
unconvincing excuse that he had decided to spend more time with his
family."

That and Reagan's coattails.

Posted by: GHW Bush at January 21, 2014 06:31 PM (rn0EN)

122 102 I remember when Katy Perry went back to her high school and called out her old boyfriend, who happened to be in the audience too, about how he broke up with her and how things have changed and who's sorry now. Seemed really douchey to do that. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:26 PM (doBIb) That's Taylor Swift-level pettiness. But chances are he's free of dozens of Russell Brand-derived STDs.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 21, 2014 06:32 PM (WlWt+)

123 Politics is Hollywood for ugly people it is said.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 21, 2014 06:32 PM (vuh7l)

124 Picturing you makes would indeed be Hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2014 10:30 PM (UAMVq)

Alrighty then...*snicker*

Denver Poster....

Posted by: Hillary R. Clinton at January 21, 2014 06:33 PM (8N1kd)

125 you put your hands together, fingers forming a "steeple", thumbs touching horizontally, giving the appearance of a triangle

Posted by: thunderb

Or put both your hands together and spread your fingers apart. Have a friend do the same. Now interlock your hands with your friend's between the ring and middle fingers, his hands vertical, yours horizontal. Now open the palms of your hands and peer inside, viola... looks just like a lady's vajayjay.

Posted by: Dang, Professor Hand Gesture at January 21, 2014 06:33 PM (MNq6o)

126 But chances are he's free of dozens of Russell Brand-derived STDs. Well, he can take comfort in being the first to hit that.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:33 PM (doBIb)

127 Why Would Katy assume that's her old boyfriend is sorry? Perhaps he has a very happy life even if she's not in it. Sounds like Katy-depsite big breasts and a lot of money-has some self esteem issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 06:33 PM (7kkQJ)

128 Ok, Thomas Friedman, Paul Krugman and Ezra Klein walk into a bar. The Bartender looks up and screams "Zombies!" and shoots all three in the head with a shotgun. The End.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 21, 2014 06:33 PM (+1T7c)

129 >>>Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 10:30 PM Of course the NC chapter of the horde is well represented tonight, as always. You working?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:34 PM (eQJwb)

130 And up-gunning trucks was practiced a long time ago...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portee

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 21, 2014 06:35 PM (vuh7l)

131 Saw somewhere today someone had written a song, Wendy Davis Lies, sung to the tune of Betty Davis Eyes. Can't remember where and too tired to look.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 21, 2014 06:35 PM (bCEmE)

132 Why Would Katy assume that's her old boyfriend is sorry? Perhaps he has a very happy life even if she's not in it. Sounds like Katy-depsite big breasts and a lot of money-has some self esteem issues. I think the newspaper got a comment from him saying he made the right call all those years ago. Haha!

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:35 PM (doBIb)

133 Let's see Katy: You married Russell Brand- an ugly bastard who was clearly unstable and a cheater. You think obamacare is wonderful. You are a diehard obama fan. You should have traded some of your boobs for brains.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 06:35 PM (eeGxC)

134 127 The same could be said of almost every politician and "celebrity" you could care to name. There seems to be a correlation between status and insecurity of one type or another these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 06:36 PM (TGgNi)

135 "I was a teenage mother living alone with my daughter in a trailer."
-Wendy Davis

Â“If you drag a $100 bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find.Â”
-James Carville

Oh my.

Posted by: Dang at January 21, 2014 06:36 PM (MNq6o)

136 >>>You should have traded some of your boobs for brains. BURN THE HEATHEN!!

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:36 PM (eQJwb)

137 Anyone seen MWR lately? She must be frozen solid by now. Any moron want to volunteer to thaw her out?

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:37 PM (doBIb)

138 You should have traded some of your boobs for brains. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 10:35 PM (eeGxC) SHUN THE BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:37 PM (GEICT)

139 Her hair is Barbie gold Her filibuster flies Her heart is always cold SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies SheÂ’ll turn her sneakers on you The media wonÂ’t question her twice Fundraises in New York, oh SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies And sheÂ’ll tease you SheÂ’ll unease you All the better just to please you SheÂ’s precocious and she knows just What it takes to make HuffPo blush Battleground Texas just purrs and sighs SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies SheÂ’ll let you pay her loans It whets her appetite SheÂ’ll leave you all alone SheÂ’s got Wendy Davis lies SheÂ’ll filibuster for you Late term abortionÂ’s her fight Dreams sheÂ’ll turn Texas blue SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies SheÂ’ll expose you, when she snows you With her tweets, B.S. she throws you SheÂ’s ferocious and she knows just What it takes to make DailyKos blush Progress Texas thinks sheÂ’s so fly SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies And sheÂ’ll tease you SheÂ’ll unease you All the better just to please ya SheÂ’s precocious, and she knows just What it takes to make Burnt Orange blush MSNBC thinks sheÂ’s so fly SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies SheÂ’ll tease you SheÂ’ll unease you Just to please ya SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies SheÂ’ll expose you, when she snows you She knows ya SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies from Sunshine State Sarah blog

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2014 06:37 PM (zOTsN)

140 9 Evening 'rons. Is it just me or is the left getting even more incoherent and insane with each passing day? Posted by: Iasonas at January 21, 2014 10:05 PM (FHNkr) TFG's getting reelected has convinced them that they can get away with any idiotic shit. Unfortunately, as stupid as half of the voters of this country are, they may be right. Unless or until the shit really hits the fan with Obamacare. I had a conversation with someone whose wife has a teachers' union cadillac health insurance plan today. They're getting concerned about having to pay taxes on it. He also has a friend who is a business owner who is concerned about the consequences of Obamacare on businesses. All these liberal assholes are going to show their true colors if they take an economic hit from TFG. They seemed to think it would only be mean, nasty republicans who would pay the price.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2014 06:37 PM (mck3/)

141 "it's a short ride - save your money"
-- David Spade, to the lads in Kriss Kross 1990

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:37 PM (Xfl0F)

142 Excellent work DC.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:37 PM (GEICT)

143 All those moments will be lost, like children in the divorce.

Posted by: Wendy Davis Batty at January 21, 2014 06:37 PM (wNF3N)

144 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 06:38 PM (JMmQ9)

145 SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies

Niiice.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:38 PM (Xfl0F)

146 There it is. Thanks Thunderb!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 21, 2014 06:38 PM (bCEmE)

147 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 10:21 PM (XrwRV) Good Evening Horde! Anna I never read Alex use that word, it is a good one. IÂ’ll have to remember it.

Posted by: Carol at January 21, 2014 06:38 PM (z4WKX)

148 143 All those moments will be lost, like children in the divorce. Time...to run...for office.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:38 PM (doBIb)

149 Hi again Horde. Anybody hear that Gov Cuomo has backtracked on his "conservatives not welcome in NY" remarks? Anyway, I wrote the following about it on FB and thought it would be worth it to also share here.

Regardless of whether or not you really believe Cuomo's retraction or other similar statements, I consider it *great news* that these public figures/entities are today often forced to offer them. 20 years ago before there was any sort of relatively organized network of conservatives on the web and "new media" (in fact there was barely a "new media" at all then), people like Cuomo could make these kinds of boneheaded pronouncements and get away with it without ever having to even explain themselves. Thank God those days are long gone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 06:39 PM (HVI5a)

150 Followed by every Dem with a lick of common sense leaping off balconies. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) So they'll only need hearse then?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 21, 2014 06:39 PM (cxs6V)

151 Jets still hanging with Ducks 1-1.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 06:39 PM (X3GkB)

152 Pro Wendy video... Pure as Texas snow These people are idiots.. Wendy Davis Eyes
http://youtu.be/lMSyHvd1v4Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:39 PM (XrwRV)

153 If you like your sugar daddy's tuition payments, you can keep your sugar daddy's tuition payments.

Posted by: Dang at January 21, 2014 06:39 PM (MNq6o)

154 >>>Excellent work DC. You as well. Great minds and all that....

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:39 PM (eQJwb)

155 anyone seen der Rettich lately?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:40 PM (Xfl0F)

156 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 10:39 PM (HVI5a) Good post!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 06:40 PM (7kkQJ)

157 I bet Julian Castro is sorry he didn't challenge her. I bet all the Dems in TX wish they hadn't gotten so caught up in pink shoes hysteria. Heehee, now they're stuck with her. Bwahaha. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 21, 2014 10:22 PM (KL49F) Has filing already closed in Texas?

Posted by: Þe Political Hat at January 21, 2014 06:40 PM (AymDN)

158 GOAL!!!! Jets up 2-1 on the mighty Ducks!

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 06:40 PM (X3GkB)

159 I prayed for Alex Daddario to have big boobs, and my prayers were answered.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 21, 2014 06:41 PM (2vl2+)

160 Katy Perry Prayed For Big Titties Ask and You Shall Receive

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2014 06:41 PM (aTXUx)

161 Re: Gov Cuomo

I love how the left says that Republicans are divisive and turn people off from the GOP. Yet the Dem governor of a state basically tells almost half of its residents to get out.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 21, 2014 06:41 PM (FHNkr)

162 Bet you'll find Wendy's HLS application right beside Obama's HLR articles. (If I recall, that would be the Fiction section, which also includes Fantasy.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 21, 2014 06:41 PM (8MjqI)

163 Ok, Thomas Friedman, Paul Krugman and Ezra Klein walk into a bar. The Bartender looks up and screams "Zombies!" and shoots all three in the head with a shotgun. The End. Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 21, 2014 10:33 PM that's almost as good as Hemingway's "six word short story"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 06:41 PM (JMmQ9)

164 my understanding is that filing has closed in Texas

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2014 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

165 Once again for the groundlings: Katteh Perruh without makeup: hecklerspray.com/katy-perry-without-makeup That? Average. Just average. Not terrible, but in no shape or form worth the hype.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 21, 2014 06:42 PM (cxs6V)

166 145 SheÂ’s got #WendyDavisLies Niiice. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 10:38 PM (Xfl0F) --That was good. Has there been an Association "Windy" parody about Davis yet?

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 06:42 PM (X3GkB)

167 So what Judith Warner wants you to know, she is one expensive woman.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 21, 2014 06:43 PM (Zswg6)

168 Hey The Dude and TPH. Did either of you order the 1/2 scale figure of Super Sonico? Talk about tracts of land... http://tinyurl.com/cyqv5d7 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 10:31 PM (XrwRV) 1/2 scale? Gets hard to hide it during visits from "respectable" companyÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 21, 2014 06:43 PM (AymDN)

169 I never thought a guy could cry, Till you made it with another guy, Cause Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad ...

Posted by: Brian Wilson at January 21, 2014 06:43 PM (aTXUx)

170 >>>Ask and You Shall Receive All I got was this twelve inch tall pianist and 10 million ducks.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:43 PM (eQJwb)

171 Thanks Fenelon!

Call me crazy, and of course it's only human nature to be beyond pissed off at all of their hatefulness, but it just looks to me like conservatives are really learning fast how to swiftly and effectively *make life hell* for liberal bigots spouting off.

One of the things conservatives should be doing a lot of these days IMHO is analyzing their success stories, not just elections but in setting the online media narrative, and learning how to further utilize these skills to greater and greater effect in the future.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 06:44 PM (HVI5a)

172 Wendy Davis. In the end, nothing but a punchline.

Posted by: dogfish at January 21, 2014 06:44 PM (nsOJa)

173 17 There's been about a million human societies where the top alpha dudes got multiple chicks and approximately zero where the top chicks got multiple dudes. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 21, 2014 10:08 PM (ZPrif) So I'm the exception that makes the rule? Oh, and ya wanna know what "hung like a horse means"?

Posted by: Catherine the Great at January 21, 2014 06:44 PM (mck3/)

174 Is the cowfucker going to show up and tell us how are criticisms of abortion barbie is why Republicans are going to lose again tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2014 06:44 PM (LI48c)

175 You working?

Posted by: DC inTowson at January 21, 2014 10:34 PM (eQJwb)

Not tonight, thankfully, given the weather. Not fit for man nor pony out there tonight.

Any moron want to volunteer to thaw her out?

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:37 PM (doBIb)

Well, she IS a ginger...and everyone knows by now what my views are on gingers...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 06:45 PM (yh0zB)

176 I'm watching The Bridge on Hulu. It's a Danish Swedish production that is subtitled. 10 episodes but well worth the effort. Well written, great characters good plot.

Posted by: mpfs at January 21, 2014 06:45 PM (tUTbV)

177

DC and BCochran, I have done the big boobs and no brains thing. It was fun for a while, but I got tired of watering her twice a day and puting her in the sun for a few hours.

Seriously, Katy is like a talking inflatable sex doll with RB's taint all over it.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 06:45 PM (eeGxC)

178 I never thought a guy could cry, Till you made it with another guy, Cause Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad ... Posted by: Brian Wilson at January 21, 2014 10:43 PM Bravo. {golf clap}

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 06:45 PM (JMmQ9)

179 TPH, well consider it a challenge then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:45 PM (XrwRV)

180 Good night, nightbirds, and for those of us without snow blowers who live in the areas who are getting 1-2 of snow, have a great day tomorrow. ;^) If anyone sees Shredded Chi (I do hope he's doing o.k) please give him my regards. I never know whether regular addicts here just leave because they're fed up (sometimes the doom and gloom is too much) or because things are not going well. I hope it's the former and not the latter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 06:45 PM (7kkQJ)

181 Well, she IS a ginger...and everyone knows by now what my views are on gingers... Secure soul before engaging.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:46 PM (doBIb)

182 Make that 1-2 FEET of snow. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2014 06:46 PM (7kkQJ)

183 Anyone else here seen the latest drunken Rob Ford video? http://youtu.be/JWkotFIok5A

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 06:47 PM (X3GkB)

184 Ginger for EC
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nei-ruffino-09.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:47 PM (XrwRV)

185 you East Coasters surviving the Storm? Or are the canibals out?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 06:47 PM (jsmDz)

186 You as well. Great minds and all that.... Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 10:39 PM (eQJwb) Indeed. So, NoVaMoMee. Trying to nail down a date. Almost certainly late June. Alexandria is where we were last year and probably will be again. Speaking of, any of you Morons or Ettes who have knowledge of that area, I could really use some suggestions and insights on a good place to hold the MoMee.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:47 PM (GEICT)

187 >>> I have done the big boobs and no brains thing. It was fun for a while, but I got tired of watering her twice a day and puting her in the sun for a few hours. Noted. But I'm not trying to marry her, just stare at her boobs.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:47 PM (eQJwb)

188 Wendy Davis. Gone from gold digger to hole digger.

Posted by: dogfish at January 21, 2014 06:47 PM (nsOJa)

189 Krystal System
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJipcus9oJM

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 06:47 PM (Xfl0F)

190

It is absolultely hilarious that YET AGAIN, the insane lefties create a mannequin, a Barbie this time, that is every single thing they hate about a certain person...Sarah Palin.

David is a fraud, Obama is a fraud. Both have lives made out of lies.

They call both Palin and Bush frauds.

But they aren't.

Davis is nothing, a lightweight, so is the Cutey Pie, a dimbulb.

But yet, again, Palin/Bush...they call them morons, they aren't.

Manipulating media, propped up by illicit forces beyond our control.

Yep, both of the statues to stupidity.

But not Palin/Bush actually.

The entire leftist movement/mindset/philosohpy is deeply rooted in madness and weird bizarre fantasies and delusion, soaked in weird sexual overtones, and dreams of power.

That the idiots are running the country is kinda scary.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at January 21, 2014 06:47 PM (HQml1)

191 Plenty of apartments in NYC if you want a mayor the opposite of Ford, logprof.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 21, 2014 06:48 PM (vuh7l)

192 Is GnuBreed here yet tonight?

I wanted to get in touch with him/her. While people were discussing the doom of department stores these days, he or she mentioned trying to remember a chain of hardware stores that was around in the 1960s/70s.

Anyway, I was wondering if it could be National Lumber that GnuBreed was thinking of. They used to have some funny cartoons in their lumber catalogs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 06:48 PM (HVI5a)

193 Noted. But I'm not trying to marry her, just ~~stare at~~ motorboat the hell out of her boobs. Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 10:47 PM (eQJwb) Fixed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:48 PM (GEICT)

194 115 How long before Wendy decides to withdraw from the race to ummm... spend more time with her family? Posted by: huerfano at January 21, 2014 10:30 PM (bAGA/) She's in it all the way. This run is her meal ticket win or lose. If she wins, she gets feted and may be pushed for 2016. She loses, she gets to go around the country talking about the ebil GOP smearing her for standing up of infanticide. If she drops out, she gets nothing, With Democrats, it's always about setting themselves up financially.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 21, 2014 06:49 PM (HxSXm)

195 >>>164 ; "> my understanding is that filing has closed in Texas<<< ; ">
; ">
; ">
; ">Remember what they did with Bob Torricelli in NJ? Rules don't matter. ; ">
; ">Granted they're not likely to win in TX no matter who they run.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 21, 2014 06:50 PM (3bbd3)

196 ...hardware stores that was around in the 1960s/70s.

Handy Dans?

Posted by: dogfish at January 21, 2014 06:50 PM (nsOJa)

197 This Wendy Davis shit is probably the most depressing thing I've seen in this country so far...even more so that the big B. O. I mean, at least the Obama campaign for the most part only hinted at directly calling its opponents racist, and it mostly seemed to have third-party surrogates and talking heads do the work. But Davis is out there throwing up a shitstorm herself primarily in the hopes of getting into the heads of the LIVs with the core message "Pretty lady says sleazy old white Republicans are being downright mean and nasty!" And given that BO got reelected, I'm afraid we're at a point where this is basically all that's required to form a sympathy groundswell.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 21, 2014 06:50 PM (Y5I9o)

198 They got that Critical Whirl move from me.

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 21, 2014 06:51 PM (g4TxM)

199 184 Ginger for EC http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nei-ruffino-09.jpg I wish I could draw. Maybe I'll learn how one day.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:51 PM (doBIb)

200

DC, if you've seen one......you'll want to see the other one, but I digress.

After her political views came out, her boobs were essentially dead to me.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 06:51 PM (eeGxC)

201 Is it just me or is the left getting even more incoherent and insane with each passing day?
Posted by: Iasonas at January 21, 2014 10:05 PM (FHNkr)

I think they've always been this batshit crazy. It's just that they're letting their inner psycho out more often for some reason.

Maybe because they'll be protected by the MFM or because they see Obama and his minions getting away with it on a daily basis and figure they can too.

Either way, half the country has shown itself to be in need of psychiatric help or a rubber room.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 21, 2014 06:52 PM (LSDdO)

202 Wasn't there also a chain of restaurants in the 1960s in Southern California called Curly Jones? I believe there was, although I think today they're down to just a few horrid motley assortment of greasy spoons.

I think they were one of the very first "southwestern style" restaurants or such.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 06:52 PM (HVI5a)

203 Great ONT again!
"The foreman got rabies, watchdog has the fleas
Everyone concerned about industrial disease"

What's the name of the host on Family Feud? IIRC he was a B grade stand-up comic?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 21, 2014 06:52 PM (Xr6rN)

204 Ginger for EC
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nei-ruffino-09.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 10:47 PM (XrwRV)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 06:52 PM (yh0zB)

205 People, men want to do sex to all types of women. It is science! If men did not want to have sex with lots of women or if women never wanted to do sex to men their would be no babies. no babies, no people. even un-educated girls who don't yet know they should be lesbo's are having sex and makeing babies before they take WOMANS STUDIES classes.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 06:52 PM (jsmDz)

206 I don't believe even Klein believed that crap. He's just a fucking mouthpiece whose job is getting dummies to believe bullshit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2014 06:52 PM (oFCZn)

207
Gun trucks were great for ground engagement, but the grandaddy of all aerial attack vehicles was the famous Boeing Vertol CH-47 Guns-Go-Go!

These bitchin' machines weren't designed as gun platforms, but as cargo delivery vehicles. Boeing converted four into this gunship configuration for use on Combat Assault's (CA's) and they were effective.

Why were they not mainstreamed? The biggest problem was the massive amount of vibration created by multiple 50-calibur weapons used without large shock absorbing devices, therefore creating structural defects.

Absent Guns-a-Go-Go, the standard CA helicopter gunship platform remained the Bell UH-1C, and equipped with GE mini-guns (Gatlin) and 48 tube rocket pods on either side, she was a formidable platform.

Another popular configuration was the UH-1C Frog. She was equipped with a 40MM auto fire grenade launcher on the nose and mini's on the pylons each side. Another bitchin' ride that smoked a lot of ass.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 21, 2014 06:52 PM (pJF+c)

208 7 Does anyone watch True Detective on HBO? If so, then you know what I'm about to post. http://tinyurl.com/le2k2ls Glory, glory, hallelujah! NSFW. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:04 PM (doBIb) Thanks for reminding me that I need to pick up some tissues and hand lotion at Kroger.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 21, 2014 06:53 PM (HxSXm)

209 203 Louie Anderson I believe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 06:53 PM (TGgNi)

210 203: What's the name of the host on Family Feud? IIRC he was a B grade stand-up comic? Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 21, 2014 10:52 PM (Xr6rN) --- Isn't that Louie Anderson? I always thought of his as the poor man's John Candy.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 21, 2014 06:53 PM (Y5I9o)

211 I can teach Wendy Davis the meaning of the word "Respect"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 06:54 PM (JMmQ9)

212 200 DC, if you've seen one......you'll want to see the other one, but I digress. After her political views came out, her boobs were essentially dead to me. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 10:51 PM (eeGxC) The "magic" of her boobs is greatly diminished if people would just imagine Russell Brand on them.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 21, 2014 06:54 PM (WlWt+)

213 I have been enjoying the Horde's take on the feckless, lying, not-even-on-nodding-terms-with-truth Wendy Davis. I wish I could stay up and join in, but I'm beat and must arise far too early, so I will bid you good night. Thank you for entertaining me.

Posted by: Dianna at January 21, 2014 06:54 PM (X6oOY)

214 Re Family Feud: the host nowadays is Steve Harvey.

He's a good host, funny, not at all political on the show, but it seems like ever since he took over the Feud, EVERY show features a black family vs. a white family.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 06:54 PM (HVI5a)

215 200 DC, if you've seen one......you'll want to see the other one, but I digress. After her political views came out, her boobs were essentially dead to me. Ok, boobs that won't make Tilikum upset. http://tinyurl.com/lw3owee

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:54 PM (doBIb)

216 Hey Judith Warner's idea on women having more than two husbands sounds like something China needs. She could have the idea that will save China from turning to war to deal with their excess young men.

Posted by: palerider, anticipating the new Chinese overlords at January 21, 2014 06:55 PM (dkExz)

217 196 ...hardware stores that was around in the 1960s/70s.

Handy Dans?

Posted by: dogfish at January 21, 2014 10:50 PM (nsOJa)

Builder's Emporium?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 06:55 PM (T1005)

218 Speaking of, any of you Morons or Ettes who have knowledge of that area, I could really use some suggestions and insights on a good place to hold the MoMee.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 10:47 PM (GEICT)

Somewhere with its own parking lot would be nice. You know there is one there somewhere city dwellers, you don't have to stay in the fetid heart of the city. Unless you ride the bus to get there, I guess.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 06:55 PM (yh0zB)

219 >>>After her political views came out, her boobs were essentially dead to me. I just can't put politics in every area of my life. It's exhausting, and I simply don't care anymore. The complicated lists of who to boycott and who's ok are impossible to keep up with. Not knocking you, but I choose to keep politics separate from boobs. And movies. And music. And retailers.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:55 PM (eQJwb)

220 Re Wendy Davis:

alls I gots to say is, I'm looking forward to watching the Texas voters bitchslap her back into obscurity.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 06:55 PM (HVI5a)

221 Lol, stinky sock from last week sort of fits that post.

Posted by: palerider at January 21, 2014 06:56 PM (dkExz)

222 Wendy Davis term as a state senator expires this year. And she was redistricted and likely would not have won again. That's why she ran for Governor. Which she will lose. The most likely thing is she will be dragged around the country bitching about the "war on womyn" and used to fund raise for the dems or they are using her to get votes for downstream candidates

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2014 06:56 PM (zOTsN)

223 "Gun trucks. A lesson we had to learn all over again in Iraq."

And a lesson the US had not previously learned, but should have learned from others if the services were in the habit of paying closer attention, was the one about V-hull mine protected vehicles.

Themselves based on hard empirical lessons learned by Rhodesia in the 1970s and South Africa in the 1980s.

Just as with those two countries previously, when the US went into Iraq, a huge toll was taken until suddenly everyone fnally said, "Oh shit! Mines! Must have mine protected vehicles!"

And then of course the vehicles were rushed into production as hasty adaptations instead of buying proven designs elsewhere. Which led to endless problems with inadequate automotive components, and guaranteed that the resulting purchases would be useless white elephants over the longer term. As in fact they are, and the Pentagon are already fobbing the things off on podunk police departments Stateside who will never encounter a mine, but who think it looks cool.

Another triumph of American defense procurement.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 21, 2014 06:56 PM (gqT4g)

224 Isn't that Louie Anderson? I always thought of his as the poor man's John Candy.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 21, 2014 10:53 PM (Y5I9o)

The only role I can remember him in is as the guy working at McDowell's in Coming To America.

"Today, I'm washing lettuce, but soon I'll be on fries. In a year or two, I'll make Assistant Manager...and that's when the big bucks start rolling in!"

"Just two years, huh?"

Posted by: Country Singer at January 21, 2014 06:56 PM (CWquH)

225 Not familiar with Handy Dan's. My dad might remember it.

And Builders Emporium was actually somewhat popular right through the early 1980s. I believe they didn't go out of business until around 1992.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 06:56 PM (HVI5a)

226 Really early upgrading...
www.pinterest.com/pin/193514115210991340/

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 21, 2014 06:57 PM (vuh7l)

227 http://tinyurl.com/lw3owee Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:54 PM (doBIb) Yum http://tinyurl.com/lwb8wu6

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 06:57 PM (GEICT)

228 "Accelerate and repeat until idea unpacked," What does that even mean? I used to have a teacher who said things like, "let's unpack that statement". I never did understand it.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2014 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

229 DC, if you've seen one......you'll want to see the other one, but I digress.
After her political views came out, her boobs were essentially dead to me.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 10:51 PM (eeGxC)

That's the problem with lib wimmiz, their attractiveness is inversely proportional to the amount of time their suck-holes stay open and empty.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 06:58 PM (yh0zB)

230 I apologize for my previous comment, it was much funnier (and obviously in jest) with the fake html formatting what got squashed (shakes fist @ Pixy)

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 06:58 PM (JMmQ9)

231 Has filing already closed in Texas?

Posted by: Ãže Political Hat at January 21, 2014 10:40 PM (AymDN)

***********************************

Yes, filing has closed. She does have a primary opponent, a magistrate judge from Corpus Christi, Reynaldo "Rey" Madrigal.

If both were to resign, the Democrats would almost certainly not be able to appoint a substitute. Texas is not New Jersey. If she were to resign, Madrigal would be the candidate.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 21, 2014 06:58 PM (HubSo)

232 >>>Ok, boobs that won't make Tilikum upset. Yummy. Time to google image search for Angie Harmon. Small boobs, but I've always had a crush on her.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 06:59 PM (eQJwb)

233 I can teach Wendy Davis the meaning of the word "Respect" Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 10:54 PM (JMmQ9) Doesn't work. Trust me.

Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at January 21, 2014 06:59 PM (AymDN)

234 Yum Her bday was yesterday! She's 47.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 06:59 PM (doBIb)

235 I've Got The Eye of the Tiger And the Boobs of a Porn Star

Posted by: Katy Perry at January 21, 2014 06:59 PM (aTXUx)

236 Cindy Sheehan and Wendy Davis can go on the road to perform the Vapid Vagina Monologues.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 06:59 PM (XrwRV)

237 Bad Boys on VH1 now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:00 PM (DmNpO)

238 She's 47. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:59 PM (doBIb) Cougar. Excellent.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:00 PM (GEICT)

239 According to Wikipedia, Handy Dan's was run by the two guys who later went on to start up Home Depot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:00 PM (HVI5a)

240 232 >>>Ok, boobs that won't make Tilikum upset. Yummy. Time to google image search for Angie Harmon. Small boobs, but I've always had a crush on her. She did a topless scene once.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:00 PM (doBIb)

241

And then roll his wheelchair to his podium. Followed by every Dem with a lick of common sense leaping off balconies. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 10:08 PM (XrwRV)

Except I don't think he's one to play the Professional Victim card. That's something a Dem would do. I've followed the race a little and I didn't even know he was in a wheelchair until Wendy's stupid gaffe. Whereas Davis is now pulling all out the stops to portray herself a poor little single mother. What a loathsome woman.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 21, 2014 07:00 PM (R3gO3)

242 Is there talk of Windy getting out of the race already? I can't imagine that would happen. She strikes me as fools rush in damn the cost type idiot.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2014 07:00 PM (oFCZn)

243 If I wasn't married and Wendy Davis or Katy Perry were VD free, I'd party on their vajayjay. could be fun, don't want to judge a book by its cover.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:01 PM (jsmDz)

244 He's a good host, funny, not at all political on the show, but it seems like ever since he took over the Feud, EVERY show features a black family vs. a white family.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 10:54 PM (HVI5a)

Lies. Clearly you missed the episode where it was the black family vs the asian family. And also the episode where it was the black family vs the hispanic family.

Posted by: buzzion at January 21, 2014 07:01 PM (LI48c)

245 237 Bad Boys on VH1 now Sean Penn or Martin and Smith?

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:01 PM (doBIb)

246 Wendy Davis not going full term? Who'd a thunk it? [stolen from someone else]

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 21, 2014 07:01 PM (vuh7l)

247 Sean Penn or Martin and Smith? *** Martin and Smith. Duh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:01 PM (DmNpO)

248 >> Anyway, I was wondering if it could be National Lumber that GnuBreed was thinking of. They used to have some funny cartoons in their lumber catalogs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 10:48 PM (HVI5a)

The place I was trying to remember was Western Auto, which was much more than an auto parts store. More of a dry goods store, or a general store. There used to be a lot of them around.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 21, 2014 07:02 PM (wNF3N)

249 She did a topless scene once. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:00 PM (doBIb) Lawn Dogs http://tinyurl.com/kknefyf

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:02 PM (GEICT)

250 Buzzion: oh yeah.... ;-)

Not that he's too obvious about it, but Steve Harvey always seems to be rooting just a little bit harder for the black family to always win.

Of course, that could just be my biased impression.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:02 PM (HVI5a)

251 She's 47.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:59 PM (doBIb)

young and tender...(I was 47 in August)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 07:02 PM (yh0zB)

252 Not knocking you, but I choose to keep politics separate from boobs. And movies. And music. And retailers.

Posted by: DC in Towson

***********

No prob. You can post all the airhead boobs and lefty boobs you want and I won't get upset. I'll just go "meh."

Baaaad experience with crazy/leftist woman w/big boobs.

Let's just say it involved my gun, and me not being the one holding it.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:02 PM (eeGxC)

253 And then of course the vehicles were rushed into production as hasty adaptations instead of buying proven designs elsewhere. Which led to endless problems with inadequate automotive components, and guaranteed that the resulting purchases would be useless white elephants over the longer term. As in fact they are, and the Pentagon are already fobbing the things off on podunk police departments Stateside who will never encounter a mine, but who think it looks cool.

Another triumph of American defense procurement.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 21, 2014 10:56 PM (gqT4g)

I thought a lot of the early MRAPs came from BAE and were based on South African designs.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 21, 2014 07:03 PM (pAlYe)

254 Hilllary does not have Ben Franklin's genius or wit or love of country, but at least she's got his hairstyle down pat.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 21, 2014 07:03 PM (R3gO3)

255 Which thread were people talking about the demise of department stores I want to go back and read it.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 07:04 PM (RZ8pf)

256 Tell me more about beer sandwiches.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2014 07:04 PM (IN7k+)

257 249 She did a topless scene once. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:00 PM (doBIb) Lawn Dogs http://tinyurl.com/kknefyf Lovely.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:04 PM (doBIb)

258 British Aerospace, kinda famous for bribing in regards to contracts? Who traded Eurofighters to Saudi Arabia for oil the UK needed. That British Aerospace?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 07:05 PM (XrwRV)

259 #AbortWendyDavis

Posted by: JonS at January 21, 2014 07:05 PM (pem+N)

260 247 Sean Penn or Martin and Smith? *** Martin and Smith. Duh Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 11:01 PM (DmNpO) I ask because the original original "Bad Boys" is a pretty good flick too.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:05 PM (doBIb)

261 Hilllary does not have Ben Franklin's genius or wit or love of country, but at least she's got his hairstyle down pat. Posted by: Donna V. at January 21, 2014 11:03 PM (R3gO3) If the D's could make shirts with "Lick Bush in '88" Then we should recipricate with "sniff HRC's pooner in 16"

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:05 PM (jsmDz)

262 Lovely. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:04 PM (doBIb) Love the voice. She's a Con, right? Adds to it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:05 PM (GEICT)

263 I'm thinking of starting a small hardware store, specializing in fasteners. Only problem is I can't decide between two names: Bolt For The Door or Get Screwed.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 07:06 PM (T1005)

264 Posted by: torquewrench at January 21, 2014 10:56 PM (gqT4g)

A brigade of the 101st relieved my NG unit in OIF III. My Regiment was the the first (or one of the first) to begin putting "Hillbilly" armor on the Humvees, and had the guy that raised hell about it that made national news.

The 101st guys, who had been there during the invasion, refused to listen to anything the "dumb" National Guard guys told them since they had already "been there, done that." Except they hadn't, since they did not face IEDs during the invasion. The first thing they did was take the uparmored doors off the Humvees and proceed to get blown to pieces by IEDs. That continued for about a month until they wised up.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 21, 2014 07:06 PM (CWquH)

265 I keep meaning to post, but I keep getting distracted by all these links to boobehs.

Keep going and I won't be able to post at all.

Seriously, keep going.

Please?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2014 07:06 PM (wSrLR)

266 I did not know this. Marine sniper Carlos Hathcock used an M2 for his longest range kill.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (yh0zB)

267
Wendy Davis filibuster was principled and morally correct.

Ted Cruz filibuster was disgustingly void of substance and a public stunt.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Mars at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (pJF+c)

268 >>>She did a topless scene once. I'm aware. Its *seared* into my memory.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (eQJwb)

269 I ask because the original original "Bad Boys" is a pretty good flick too. *** You probably won't find me pushing a Sean Penn movie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (DmNpO)

270 #AbortWendyDavis Posted by: JonS at January 21, 2014 11:05 PM (pem+N) 205th trimester abortion? I'm so wanting to volunteer to perform that procedure!

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (AymDN)

271 262 Lovely. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:04 PM (doBIb) Love the voice. She's a Con, right? Adds to it. She is. Read her IMDB page discussion for yet another example of lefty tolerance.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (doBIb)

272 There was a great segment, about an hour and a half long I believe, on C-SPAN this past weekend about author H.W. Brands. He's a history professor at University of Texas at Austin, and has written a number of presidential bios. He was specifically talking this time about Andrew Jackson. Now *there* was a president who was also a really tough guy. Jackson would probably be completely unelectable in today's age.

I also loved what Brands said when someone asked him what his biases were, and especially what he told his students about them. He said, and I'm trying to quote him somewhat accurately here:

"When my students ask me what party I belong to, I always tell them I'm a member of the Contrarian Party. If you are a bleeding heart liberal, I am the rock-ribbed conservative. And if you are the Tea Party enthusiast, I am the Occupy rabble rouser. If you don't want your preconceived notions about society challenged, don't go to college."

I wanted to stand up and applaud.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (HVI5a)

273 217 196 ...hardware stores that was around in the 1960s/70s. Handy Dans? Posted by: dogfish at January 21, 2014 10:50 PM (nsOJa) Builder's Emporium? Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 10:55 PM (T1005) Hechingers? Moore's? Builder's Square?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac lover of KaBoom Cereal at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (HxSXm)

274

I have always been a fan of Salma and Monica Bellucci.

In fact, I work with a woman who looks like Monica's little sister.

She's into yoga and is quite flexible.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (eeGxC)

275 the most likely thing is she will be dragged around the country bitching about the "war on womyn" and used to fund raise for the dems

or they are using her to get votes for downstream candidates

Don't forget me!

Posted by: The MSNBC Evening Lineup After Chris Matthews Inevitably Bites the Big One at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (9F2c1)

276 If the D's could make shirts with "Lick Bush in '88" Then we should recipricate with "sniff HRC's pooner in 16" Posted by: the snarkster Stuff Hill's Muff 2016 Don't Sniff Hill's Duff 2016

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 21, 2014 07:07 PM (cxs6V)

277 269 I ask because the original original "Bad Boys" is a pretty good flick too. *** You probably won't find me pushing a Sean Penn movie. It was PD. Pre-douchebag.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:08 PM (doBIb)

278 "2016: Rod Hillary's Ham!"

What, too subtle?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:09 PM (HVI5a)

279 Katy Perry -- OBot. No thanks. She can keep her giant titties and I'll keep my self respect.

And it's too early to write Wendy Davis Lies off either. I thought there was no way that Liawatha Warren could recover in MA once her fake injun pedigree came out; shit she won by a ton. Now Texas ain't Mass, but still....

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 21, 2014 07:09 PM (wNF3N)

280 How about "Fastenating"?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 21, 2014 07:09 PM (vuh7l)

281 #AbortWendyDavis Posted by: JonS at January 21, 2014 11:05 PM (pem+N) It is too late!

Posted by: Carol at January 21, 2014 07:09 PM (z4WKX)

282 No Wankles for Cankles 2016

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 07:09 PM (6toao)

283 Or Fastenated.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 07:10 PM (XrwRV)

284 I did not know this. Marine sniper Carlos Hathcock used an M2 for his longest range kill. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 11:07 PM (yh0zB) true, but he pre zero'd it the day before w/ a scope 2500ish yards Dean Michaelis, who is basically the father of modern long range sniping asked Hathcock about enviromental conditions, barometer, humidity, etc on the shot and Hathcock had no clue

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:10 PM (jsmDz)

285

"When my students ask me what party I belong to, I always tell them I'm a member of the Contrarian Party. If you are a bleeding heart liberal, I am the rock-ribbed conservative. And if you are the Tea Party enthusiast, I am the Occupy rabble rouser. If you don't want your preconceived notions about society challenged, don't go to college."

Wow! A professor who believes in challenging his students instead of indoctinating them. And he got tenure? In Austin? He wouldn't have lasted a semester in Madison.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 21, 2014 07:10 PM (R3gO3)

286 Does this woman even have passing acquaintance with the truth?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 21, 2014 07:11 PM (jucos)

287 Left Rack http://tinyurl.com/kbfv7bd Right Rack http://tinyurl.com/ld2srgy

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:12 PM (GEICT)

288 Builders Square was the first "big box" hardware store. (Disclosure: I worked at Builders Square in the '80's) Then came Home Depot, which was considered to be too effeminate by the This Old House crowd Then Bob Villa started talking about "window treatments" and "throw cushions" and then there was Lowes: the poofter center of the hardware universe

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

289 Donna: exactly.

It sure sounds like Brands has tenure. He's had the time to write an awful lot of presidential bios. He's written about Jackson, Franklin, and the FDR bio "A Traitor to His Class."

And he said his next book will be on... Reagan.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:12 PM (HVI5a)

290 Just saw that he opera star, Renee Fleming, will sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl. Whoever made that decision deserves a big pat on the back.. I get so tired of hearing our anthem mutilated by today's rock and pop stars at these national events

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2014 07:12 PM (M/TDA)

291 So who is the Moron behind @WendyDavisTaxes? I haven't been reading comments so maybe it's already been mentioned. I got some LOLs out of it last night.

Posted by: stace at January 21, 2014 07:12 PM (9PXzx)

292 >>>Let's just say it involved my gun, and me not being the one holding it. Ok, now I get it. My worst experience dating a lefty was that she hated sex. Which was fine with me, because her righty dorm neighbor *loved* it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:13 PM (eQJwb)

293 Best boobehs on film? I presume someone has mentioned Jamie Lee Curtis. Then, there's this... http://bit.ly/1mqE6hO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:13 PM (DmNpO)

294 Builders Square was the first "big box" hardware store. (Disclosure: I worked at Builders Square in the '80's) Then came Home Depot, which was considered to be too effeminate by the This Old House crowd Then Bob Villa started talking about "window treatments" and "throw cushions" and then there was Lowes: the poofter center of the hardware universe Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 11:12 PM (JMmQ9) Don't forget Mega-Lo-MartÂ…

Posted by: Hank Hill at January 21, 2014 07:13 PM (AymDN)

295 No love for Kentucky Fried Movie? "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble"??

Whatever became of John Landis anyway?

Oh yeah right... the Twilight Zone Movie accident. Vic Morrow died.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:14 PM (HVI5a)

296

Punt Hillary 2016 (it may sound like something else is being said)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:14 PM (eeGxC)

297 >>> How about "Fastenating"?<<<

It's only logical.

Posted by: Mr. Spock at January 21, 2014 07:14 PM (3bbd3)

298 The first time I ever saw the term unpack used for other than luggage it was in reference to BCD numbers.

It's a way to encode large numbers for use in a computer using less memory and with fewer rounding errors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 21, 2014 07:14 PM (LSDdO)

299 I like Lowe's, but it definitely seems to have a feminized vibe to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:15 PM (HVI5a)

300 >>>Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 11:12 PM God bless you. Also, God help you if the wife ever gets a hold of your browser history.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:15 PM (eQJwb)

301 I thought the trumpet national anthem was the best rendition I had heard in a while. I am afraid I am the opposite of you, I don't like it when female opera stars sing the national anthem, they tend to add more really high note flourishes than I prefer.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 07:16 PM (RZ8pf)

302 Ok, now I get it.

My worst experience dating a lefty was that she hated sex. Which was fine with me, because her righty dorm neighbor *loved* it.

Posted by: DC in Towson

*******

You.....man you. HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:16 PM (eeGxC)

303 Mega-Lo-Mart? Some of the funniest stuff ever on King of the Hill had to do with that store.

Don't get me started on Chuck Mangione. "Saving money at Mega-Lo-Mart feels... so... good!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:16 PM (HVI5a)

304 God bless you. Also, God help you if the wife ever gets a hold of your browser history. Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 11:15 PM (eQJwb) She knows I'm a horny idiot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:16 PM (GEICT)

305 Best boobehs on film? I presume someone has mentioned Jamie Lee Curtis. Then, there's this... http://bit.ly/1mqE6hO Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 11:13 PM (DmNpO) nope the dark haired girl in Fast Times at Ridgemont high or the dark haired girl in the unrated music vid "Blured Lines" science yo

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:17 PM (jsmDz)

306

Seen on Medic Alert bracelet

"Delete my browsing history!"

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:17 PM (eeGxC)

307 In Denver there was a lumber store called Hugh M. Wood. My dad always made jokes about its name. Sniff, that just made me miss my dad.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)

308 Wow: Once you go Dash Black... .

Posted by: CMU VET at January 21, 2014 07:18 PM (ejB0r)

309 Don't forget Mega-Lo-MartÂ… Posted by: Hank Hill at January 21, 2014 11:13 PM not familiar with Mega-Lo-Mart; probably a regional thing...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 07:18 PM (JMmQ9)

310 >>>She knows I'm a horny idiot. Very well. Carry on.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:18 PM (eQJwb)

311 I like Lowe's, but it definitely seems to have a feminized vibe to it. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 11:15 PM (HVI5a) all the sign-age is in Mexican, no thanks, give my money to Americans

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:18 PM (jsmDz)

312 Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 11:18 PM (RZ8pf)

Your dad is an honorary Moron.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 21, 2014 07:19 PM (FHNkr)

313 nope
the dark haired girl in Fast Times at Ridgemont high

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 11:17 PM (jsmDz)

Phoebe Cates

http://tinyurl.com/oc6g62a

NSFW

Posted by: Country Singer at January 21, 2014 07:19 PM (CWquH)

314 Phoebe Cates. Many boys became men after that movie came out.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:19 PM (doBIb)

315 nope the dark haired girl in Fast Times at Ridgemont high *** Phoebe Cates

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:19 PM (DmNpO)

316 not familiar with Mega-Lo-Mart; probably a regional thing...
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 11:18 PM (JMmQ9)

So I guess you don't have Get-In-Get-Out's either?

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 21, 2014 07:19 PM (pAlYe)

317 I'll go ahead and show my age. Best boobs I've seen on screen in the theater: http://tinyurl.com/lwr8xum

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:19 PM (GEICT)

318 Some of the current names of stores are just too cute.

H.H. Gregg? Really? That was the guy's name?

OTOH, J.C. Penney's name *really was* James Cash Penney. OMG. And the Price Club (which later became Costco) was actually started up by a guy named... Robert Price.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:19 PM (HVI5a)

319 And there really was a Mr. Smart and a Mr. Final.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:19 PM (HVI5a)

320 Phoebe Cates

http://youtu.be/EbHth5ErTs8

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 07:20 PM (yh0zB)

321 I'll go ahead and show my age. Best boobs I've seen on screen in the theate *** Just a baby

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:20 PM (DmNpO)

322 >>>Many boys ~~became men~~ beat their dicks raw after that movie came out. Fixt for accuracy.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:21 PM (eQJwb)

323 227 http://tinyurl.com/lw3owee Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 10:54 PM (doBIb) Yum http://tinyurl.com/lwb8wu6 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 10:57 PM (GEICT) Milk Bread Cheese Sweetener Coffee Hand Lotion Tissues

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper's Grocery List at January 21, 2014 07:21 PM (HxSXm)

324 Dublin CA. A BART officer shot and killed a fellow BART officer. They were searching a home in relation to a crime committed on BART property.
http://news.msn.com/us/bart-officer-accidently-shoots-kills-fellow-officer

Wait a minute. When did BART have the jurisdiction to search a house? Shouldn't the regular police have handled it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 07:21 PM (XrwRV)

325 The obsession the horde has with small breasts is adorable.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2014 07:21 PM (b/Eg2)

326 Phoebe Cates I purposedly didn't use a name y'all be some morons and I love youse in an internet way

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:21 PM (jsmDz)

327 Just a baby Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 11:20 PM (DmNpO) Naw, you got two cobs around here younger than me. Quite a few Morons as well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:21 PM (GEICT)

328 Well crap, my Youtube-fu is weak...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 07:21 PM (yh0zB)

329 So I guess you don't have Get-In-Get-Out's either?

Remember the convenience store in Raising Arizona? "Short Stop."

Still love the scene when Holly Hunter's in the car feeding the baby, she looks up, and there's Hi (Nic Cage)... with the pantyhose on his head, robbing the store. "That asshole!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:22 PM (HVI5a)

330 Also, morons: Bill Simmons is a big Peter Berg aka Friday Night Lights creator aka Lone Survivor director fan. He flat out and unabashedly said he loved Lone Survivor in today's podcast. Grantland may be oh so progtrad, but be nice to B.S. Please?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 21, 2014 07:22 PM (kqGWM)

331 >>>Quite a few Morons as well. You rang?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:22 PM (eQJwb)

332 317 I'll go ahead and show my age. Best boobs I've seen on screen in the theater: http://tinyurl.com/lwr8xum Good one. This was one of my favs. http://tinyurl.com/l4j2uww

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:23 PM (doBIb)

333 331 >>>Quite a few Morons as well. You rang? Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 11:22 PM (eQJwb) Step aside, Gramps.

Posted by: CAC at January 21, 2014 07:23 PM (b/Eg2)

334 314 Phoebe Cates. Many boys became men after that movie came out. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:19 PM (doBIb) Many boys AND men came after that movie came out.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, Keeper of the KaBoom flame at January 21, 2014 07:23 PM (HxSXm)

335 You rang? Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 11:22 PM (eQJwb) Lol. As soon as I typed that, CAC shows up. And of course, you were already here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:23 PM (GEICT)

336 317 Awesome. This was also great because it was so unexpected: http://tinyurl.com/o8ztrjf

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 07:23 PM (TGgNi)

337 I purposedly didn't use a name
y'all be some morons

and I love youse in an internet way

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 11:21 PM (jsmDz)

is it telling that so many of us knew exactly who you were talking about anyway?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 07:24 PM (yh0zB)

338 >>>Step aside, Gramps Well played. Now pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:24 PM (eQJwb)

339 248 What was left of Western Auto in 2003 was bought out by Advance Auto Parts. I got my first bicycle AND my first boom box from our local Western Auto

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, temporarily de-cloaking at January 21, 2014 07:24 PM (5J54Q)

340 "It Makes Economic Sense for a Woman to Have More Than One Husband" Well, of course it does! As you drain each one of money and love of life, you have to go find another one.

Posted by: Socrateae at January 21, 2014 07:25 PM (1jViy)

341 brb...dog thinks he wants to go walking in the snow...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 07:25 PM (yh0zB)

342 332 317 I'll go ahead and show my age. Best boobs I've seen on screen in the theater: http://tinyurl.com/lwr8xum Good one. This was one of my favs. http://tinyurl.com/l4j2uww Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:23 PM (doBIb) Neve Campbell could have done her career a solid by getting nekkid in that movie.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, Keeper of the KaBoom flame at January 21, 2014 07:25 PM (HxSXm)

343 Evening 'rons. Is it just me or is the left getting even more incoherent and insane with each passing day? Posted by: Iasonas Nope, I'm with ya. This Wendy Davis is one crazy bitch. She really thinks she can be elected with this history? "I've always been open about my life not because my story is unique, but because it isn't." Good lord, I hope it's not too common that women abandon their kids for personal ambition and use a husband as a cash machine. What a self centered twat!

Posted by: The Farmer at January 21, 2014 07:26 PM (eBupg)

344 In 1977 I was 15. These were the best Theater boobs

http://tinyurl.com/o65pcs8

Jacqueline Bisset wet t-shirt in The Deep

Posted by: The Hickster at January 21, 2014 07:26 PM (TI3xG)

345 Neve Campbell could have done her career a solid by getting nekkid in that movie. Up against Denise at the same time? Talk about being overshadowed.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:26 PM (doBIb)

346

qdpsteve, I remember those. We had one near us for years. Used to be everywhere. Now most people just look at you funny when you mention Shortstop mini-mart..

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:27 PM (eeGxC)

347 "They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment, as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and, just for an instant, contracted around you, made you aware of its presence, and your role in it. He is not the Word made flesh, but..."

I would guess that with this airy bullshit, Klein was hoping to get permission to lick Obama's nutsack.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 21, 2014 07:27 PM (itCai)

348 `-- 139 from Sunshine State Sarah blog

Posted by: thunderb at January 21, 2014 10:37 PM (zOTsN)

Bravo! *raises a LEO Grande' bottle

I am stealing that as well! Karaoke anyone?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 21, 2014 07:27 PM (Xr6rN)

349 340 "It Makes Economic Sense for a Woman to Have More Than One Husband"

Well, of course it does! As you drain each one of money and love of life, you have to go find another one.

Go on...

Posted by: Wendy Davis at January 21, 2014 07:27 PM (9F2c1)

350 Great movie. http://tinyurl.com/ld4y48p

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:27 PM (GEICT)

351 Holy crap. I don't show for a couple of days and come back to all boobs, all the time. I'll also remind you pervs that not all 40-something women are cougars. Ew. --- 290 Just saw that he opera star, Renee Fleming, will sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl. Whoever made that decision deserves a big pat on the back.. I get so tired of hearing our anthem mutilated by today's rock and pop stars at these national events Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2014 11:12 PM (M/TDA) --- Less chance of the endless melisma with someone like her.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 07:28 PM (N/cFh)

352 This one was unexpected, too. Melanie Griffith in Nobody's Fool (NSFW, as if I had to add that)

http://tinyurl.com/lmof32l

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 07:28 PM (yh0zB)

353 Tilikum: Short Stop was a real store?!?

That's news to me, thanks. I thought it was invented for the movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:28 PM (HVI5a)

354 GOAL!!!!!!!! Kaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnne! Jets up 3-1.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 07:28 PM (X3GkB)

355 350 That is the first Species, isn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 07:28 PM (TGgNi)

356 No way would I have more than one husband. One hubby standing in the kitchen chatting and being in my way while I'm working is enough. If I had more than one, I'd probably move into a hotel.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 21, 2014 07:29 PM (4Chvm)

357 Never saw the movie, don't know the actress...great movie boobs, though. http://www.freecelebsnude.net/Top10/050605_1.jpg

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 07:29 PM (6toao)

358 I am sorry but I am having trouble processing how Wendy Davis says she is fighting for the children of Texas yet the enteriety of her schtick seems to be about aborting babies. That is taking cognitive dissonance to formerly unheard of levels for me.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 07:29 PM (RZ8pf)

359 I'll also remind you pervs that not all 40-something women are cougars. Ew. Let's ask weirddave!

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:29 PM (doBIb)

360 Does anyone know what President Obama's sweater size is so I can knit him a red sweater and send to him to stay warm . It is cold in Washington and we need him to remain warm and well.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at January 21, 2014 07:29 PM (iB0Q2)

361 Who is the new blonde on Justified? The case worker? Looks so damn familiar.

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2014 07:30 PM (Q6HBD)

362 That is the first Species, isn't it? Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 11:28 PM (TGgNi) Yup.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:30 PM (GEICT)

363 Cybil in last picture show. Those might be my second fav movie boobs.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 07:30 PM (6toao)

364 351 Holy crap. I don't show for a couple of days and come back to all boobs, all the time. I'll also remind you pervs that not all 40-something women are cougars. Ew.
---
290 Just saw that he opera star, Renee Fleming, will sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl. Whoever made that decision deserves a big pat on the back.. I get so tired of hearing our anthem mutilated by today's rock and pop stars at these national events
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2014 11:12 PM (M/TDA)
---
Less chance of the endless melisma with someone like her.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 11:28 PM (N/cFh)

All the boob talk is only because we're horribly ignorant about our preferred topic -- knitting.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 07:30 PM (T1005)

365 I'd like to ask Wendy Davis' kids how they feel about all that.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 21, 2014 07:30 PM (4Chvm)

366

I always thought Denise Richards was waaay overated.

Neve? She WAS hot back then.

What is the name of the ginger on Two Broke Girls? Kat something? She has a rack.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:30 PM (eeGxC)

367 So I guess you don't have Get-In-Get-Out's either? Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at January 21, 2014 11:19 PM I got The Simpsons reference...it's just that always I've hated Matt Groenig's work going back to his "Love is Hell" days it's not you, it's me

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 07:31 PM (JMmQ9)

368 361 Who is the new blonde on Justified? The case worker? Looks so damn familiar. Amy Smart. She was in Crank.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:31 PM (doBIb)

369 Up against Denise at the same time? Talk about being overshadowed. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:26 PM (doBIb) Those two munching on each other in that movie? Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Mao, the North Koreans would have looked like pikers compared to the tissues that would have been balled up.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, Keeper of the KaBoom flame at January 21, 2014 07:31 PM (HxSXm)

370 In 1977 I was 15. These were the best Theater boobs http://tinyurl.com/o65pcs8 Jacqueline Bisset wet t-shirt in The Deep Posted by: The Hickster at January 21, 2014 11:26 PM (TI3xG) I was 10yo and snuck into the Deep after my movie finished, waiting for mom to pick up me and my neighborhood friends the worts part about that wet tshirt scene is it is the moment Rosie ODonnel decided to be gay, accordign to RD gack! lesbo hippo's shut up, you ruin good bewbies shudders bro, shudders!

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:31 PM (jsmDz)

371 Holy crap. I don't show for a couple of days and come back to all boobs, all the time.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 11:28 PM (N/cFh)

Hellooooo...morons...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 07:31 PM (yh0zB)

372 After dropping the following name I am going to run off and watch the volleyball scene from Top Gun to assure I haven't crossed over to the dark side. Jennifer Connelly

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:31 PM (DmNpO)

373 >>>Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 11:27 PM Those are some great boobs. For now. Rather, for 1995.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:32 PM (eQJwb)

374 I got The Simpsons reference...it's just that always I've hated Matt Groenig's work going back to his "Love is Hell" days it's not you, it's me Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 11:31 PM (JMmQ9) "King of the Hill" wasn't Groenig'sÂ…

Posted by: Hank Hill at January 21, 2014 07:32 PM (AymDN)

375 So how long before we get a Wendy Davis pron parody?

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 21, 2014 07:32 PM (S11Oq)

376 In 1977 I was 15. These were the best Theater boobs http://tinyurl.com/o65pcs8 Jacqueline Bisset wet t-shirt in The Deep *** I linked that somewhere a few weeks ago. What a beautiful, sexy woman. I wanted to BE her after that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:33 PM (DmNpO)

377 Curse you now I have that pass the dutchie on the left hand side song stuck in my head.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 07:33 PM (RZ8pf)

378 "King of the Hill" was Mike Judge.

Also the guy who brought "Office Space" and "Beavis and Butt-head" to the world.

A great, great American.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:33 PM (HVI5a)

379 361 Who is the new blonde on Justified? The case worker? Looks so damn familiar. Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2014 11:30 PM (Q6HBD) Amy Smart.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:33 PM (GEICT)

380 372 After dropping the following name I am going to run off and watch the volleyball scene from Top Gun to assure I haven't crossed over to the dark side. Jennifer Connelly OMG! The Hot Spot and Mullholland Falls! How could I forget those!

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:33 PM (doBIb)

381 374 I got The Simpsons reference...it's just that always I've hated Matt Groenig's work going back to his "Love is Hell" days it's not you, it's me Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 11:31 PM (JMmQ9) "King of the Hill" wasn't Groenig'sÂ… Posted by: Hank Hill at January 21, 2014 11:32 PM (AymDN) --I think the Groenig strip was called "Life in Hell"

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 07:33 PM (X3GkB)

382 All the boob talk is only because we're horribly ignorant about our preferred topic -- knitting. Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 11:30 PM (T1005) I've purposely avoiding the knitting subject after I saw (courtesy of the Internet) what some crazy Irish chick used to hold her yarn. I still can't look at red scarves the same way.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 21, 2014 07:33 PM (WlWt+)

383 361 Amy Smart http://tinyurl.com/bzs6bxy That link is actually SFW, contra the trend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 07:34 PM (TGgNi)

384 359 I'll also remind you pervs that not all 40-something women are cougars. Ew. Let's ask weirddave! Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:29 PM (doBIb) --- He says "I don't think so."

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 07:34 PM (N/cFh)

385 all the sign-age is in Mexican, no thanks, give my money to Americans Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 11:18 PM that, too...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 07:34 PM (JMmQ9)

386 I think my entry for epic movie boobs would be Roxanne Kernahan from the critters movie, the one that played the blond critter hunter.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2014 07:34 PM (FMbng)

387

372

Jennifer Connelly on a mechanical horse in Career Opportunities.....magic.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 21, 2014 07:34 PM (S11Oq)

388 Julie Warner had a nice topless scene in Doc Hollywood.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 07:35 PM (6toao)

389 Curse you now I have that pass the dutchie on the left hand side song stuck in my head.

Try this: http://youtu.be/ZfduFy26EE0

It's a bit more to the point.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2014 07:35 PM (wSrLR)

390 Boobs. It is like after all the high brow talk on the last thread the morons can't help themselves but break out the boobs

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)

391 >>>I'll also remind you pervs that not all 40-something women are cougars True. Some are Cougars.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:35 PM (eQJwb)

392 Amy Smart http://tinyurl.com/nxv4pst

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:35 PM (GEICT)

393 339 Posted by: Captain Whitebread, temporarily de-cloaking at January 21, 2014 11:24 PM (5J54Q)

Ahh...someone else that remembers Western Auto.

305 snarkster,

During the interminable commercials before the screening of Lone Survivor began, they advertised rescreenings coming soon of several old movies from remastered film. Among the movies offered are Fast Times and Ferris Bueller.

I think that this is so much smarter than trying to remake them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 21, 2014 07:35 PM (wNF3N)

394 3 weeks. Long enough to begin to tire of any boobs no matter how great while not taking any opinion seriously. That said, while not taking a short affair too seriously, I am picky about certain movie actors (won't see anything with Sean Penn or Susan Sarandon in it) or certain products (Levi 's or Heinz). Why should they get my money when there are other choices? Most of the left is simply soft-headed and I don't hold that against them (Matt Damon comes to mind) and occasionally one has a revelation (Ben Affleck). On the other hand, Oliver Stone, Michael Moore, et al, want to not only destroy my way of life but prevent the realization of everything I work toward.

Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 21, 2014 07:35 PM (g0DRT)

395 Groening's strip was "Life In Hell" and he collected a lot of those into paperbacks: "Love Is Hell", "Childhood Is Hell", "School Is Hell" etc.

The strips he did about school were actually pretty good. He wasn't able to politicise those.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 07:36 PM (Xfl0F)

396 So how long before we get a Wendy Davis pron parody? Posted by: Reggie1971 Already exists. It's called the IRS.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 21, 2014 07:36 PM (cxs6V)

397 390 Boobs. It is like after all the high brow talk on the last thread the morons can't help themselves but break out the boobs Anything on Wikipedia can be linked to boobs in six clicks or less.

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:36 PM (doBIb)

398 Does anyone remember Blame it on Rio ? Michael Caine starred, but the real stars were Michelle Johnson's Tits. And they got several close-ups....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 07:36 PM (Usdw3)

399 break out the boobs Don't mind if you do!

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (6toao)

400 385 all the sign-age is in Mexican,

no thanks, give my money to Americans

Mexican? Is that a dialect of Austrian?

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (9F2c1)

401 This one was unexpected, too. Melanie Griffith in Nobody's Fool>>

She showed a younger pair in Body double. Was getting weird foreign links so I didn't include one.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (TI3xG)

402 Thanks all. And I did attempt to search for it before asking.

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (Q6HBD)

403 I'd say this pretty much sums up the Morons. (NSFW, of course...and one of my favorite all-time movies)

http://tinyurl.com/pguowpk

Posted by: Country Singer at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (CWquH)

404 Jennifer Connelly Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 11:31 PM (DmNpO) can't fool me she is not there

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (jsmDz)

405 263 I'm thinking of starting a small hardware store, specializing in fasteners. Only problem is I can't decide between two names: Bolt For The Door or Get Screwed. Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 11:06 PM (T1005) SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (oFCZn)

406 344 Old does not mean we cannot appreciate the fine female form: http://tinyurl.com/qdvunuj Might have gone with Boy on a Dolphin, but I like this pic for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (TGgNi)

407 I answered "World Peace", but I really meant to say "everyone covered". Do over!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 21, 2014 07:37 PM (oKs5r)

408 Anything on Wikipedia can be linked to boobs in six clicks or less. Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:36 PM (doBIb) Better that than Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, temporarily de-cloaking at January 21, 2014 07:38 PM (5J54Q)

409 Time to talk about shoes now.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 21, 2014 07:38 PM (4Chvm)

410 395 Groening's strip was "Life In Hell" and he collected a lot of those into paperbacks: "Love Is Hell", "Childhood Is Hell", "School Is Hell" etc. The strips he did about school were actually pretty good. He wasn't able to politicise those. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 21, 2014 11:36 PM (Xfl0F) --The strip about signs it's time to date again is still just about memorized for me. "Great. I've rescued the Princess again. Now I can kill myself."

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 07:38 PM (X3GkB)

411 Another of my favorites from a few years past http://tinyurl.com/kq62xac

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:38 PM (GEICT)

412 398 Does anyone remember Blame it on Rio ? Michael Caine starred, but the real stars were Michelle Johnson's Tits. And they got several close-ups.... Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 11:36 PM (Usdw3) Yup. It got heavy rotation on cable back in the early 1980s. If I remember correctly Caine was fucking his best friend's daughter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2014 07:39 PM (oFCZn)

413 Michelle Johnson and Demi Moore in Blame it on Rio.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 07:39 PM (6toao)

414 That picture above of Katy Perry is a photoshop. Say what you will about Katy, but her puppies are real. The ones in the picture above are fake.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 07:40 PM (Usdw3)

415 heh http://bit.ly/1fayZQp

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:40 PM (DmNpO)

416 PIgS - you maybe forget where you are. . .

Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 21, 2014 07:40 PM (jIkrL)

417 He says "I don't think so." Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 11:34 PM (N/cFh) derr, he is smart so that is your answer

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:40 PM (jsmDz)

418 409 Time to talk about shoes now. Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 21, 2014 11:38 PM (4Chvm) --- Yay! I bought some pointy-toed, four-inch heeled, red boots. STOMP!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 07:40 PM (N/cFh)

419

qdpsteve, yes they were real stores. I have lived in AZ for 30+ years and they were here before Circle K or 7-11, I think. They were a cross between QT and AM PM.

You know who has big boobs (surprisingly so)? Hillary Swank.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:41 PM (eeGxC)

420 Lana Wood from Diamonds Are Forever. She was Plenty O'Toole. Wood. hehehe...

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 07:41 PM (doBIb)

421 http://bit.ly/1fayZQp Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 11:40 PM (DmNpO) She agedÂ….well, probably realistically, but in hollywood terms, she aged roughly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:41 PM (GEICT)

422 Yay! I bought some pointy-toed, four-inch heeled, red boots. STOMP! *** Red Red or maroon red?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:41 PM (DmNpO)

423 "King of the Hill" wasn't Groenig'sÂ… Posted by: Hank Hill at January 21, 2014 11:32 PM --I think the Groenig strip was called "Life in Hell" Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 11:33 PM Hank, logprof: you may both be right. I've never seen "King of the Hiil" and I may have mis-remembered "Life in Hell" as "Love is Hell"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 07:42 PM (JMmQ9)

424 Classic forgotten 1980s R&B:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3-6O7btipo

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:42 PM (HVI5a)

425 >>>jake just down york rd frm towson Do what now? Is this jake in id? Or do we have a new jake in town?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:42 PM (eQJwb)

426 RED red. Proper red.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 07:42 PM (N/cFh)

427 The place I was trying to remember was Western Auto, which was much more than an auto parts store. More of a dry goods store, or a general store. There used to be a lot of them around. Canadian Tire always reminds me of Western Auto on steroids.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 21, 2014 07:42 PM (N/cFh)

428 I can't wear heals anymore, due to my bad feet, though I still lust over lovely, senseless shoes. Went on a hunt several years ago for pointy-toes flats. You'd think older women never wanted pretty shoes. I finally ordered some out of a teeny-bopper catalog.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 21, 2014 07:42 PM (4Chvm)

429 -- 203 Louie Anderson I believe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 10:53 PM (TGgNi)

Isn't that Louie Anderson? I always thought of his as the poor man's John Candy.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 21, 2014 10:53 PM (Y5I9o)

Thanks, I couldn't remember his name coz I couldn't recall any of his stand up routine.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 21, 2014 07:42 PM (Xr6rN)

430 morons can't help themselves but break out the boobs Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 11:35 PM (RZ8pf) hello? ya know if you stratigised, you could be in charge of the world with your bewbies

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:43 PM (jsmDz)

431 Another obscure actress from the early 80's was a girl named Betsey Johnson-and she too was the real deal. Her crowning acheivement was a film called Private School and it featured old Betsey topless. Riding a horse. In slow motion.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 07:43 PM (Usdw3)

432 Oops, let me try that again.

Classic forgotten 1980s RandB:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3-6O7btipo

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 07:44 PM (HVI5a)

433 418 409 Time to talk about shoes now.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 21, 2014 11:38 PM (4Chvm)
---
Yay! I bought some pointy-toed, four-inch heeled, red boots. STOMP!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 11:40 PM (N/cFh)

How high? Zippered or laced? What material? Disappointed knitting-fan morons might as well know.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 07:44 PM (T1005)

434 ya know if you stratigised, you could be in charge of the world with your bewbies Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 11:43 PM (jsmDz) And we'd run the risk of MA-thermonuclear-D once a month. *ducks and runs*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:44 PM (GEICT)

435

This brings back fond memories of the early 1980s, sneaking downstairs late at night and catching a bit of cable TV boob. Exhilarating stuff for a 12 year old.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 21, 2014 07:44 PM (S11Oq)

436 "It Makes Economic Sense for a Woman to Have More Than One Husband" Until tomorrow, when all men are evil.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 21, 2014 07:44 PM (AiDSm)

437 431 Another obscure actress from the early 80's was a girl named Betsey Johnson-and she too was the real deal. Her crowning acheivement was a film called Private School and it featured old Betsey topless. Riding a horse. In slow motion. Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 11:43 PM (Usdw3) Â….that is one of the finest examples of bareback riding that I've ever seenÂ….

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:45 PM (GEICT)

438 She agedÂ….well, probably realistically, but in hollywood terms, she aged roughly. **** She went through hell. Had a double mastectomy. I think she's still beautiful. Here she is on the red carpet last year. http://bit.ly/KEVqmO

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 07:45 PM (DmNpO)

439

Here is Hilary SWANK not Clinton.

http://tinyurl.com/lsojodb

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at January 21, 2014 07:45 PM (eeGxC)

440 433 How high? Zippered or laced? What material? Disappointed knitting-fan morons might as well know..... Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 11:44 PM (T1005) --- Zip, leather, mid-calf. Seriously pointy.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 07:46 PM (N/cFh)

441 420. Yes. Lana Wood. You should check out the nudes she did for Playboy. They're all over the internet.....nipples....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 07:46 PM (Usdw3)

442 She went through hell. Had a double mastectomy. I think she's still beautiful. Here she is on the red carpet last year. http://bit.ly/KEVqmO Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 11:45 PM (DmNpO) I know she did. Lot of makeup. And I'm not saying she's unattractive, but she was an absolute knockout during Married With Children.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:47 PM (GEICT)

443 431 Another obscure actress from the early 80's was a girl named Betsey Johnson-and she too was the real deal. Her crowning acheivement was a film called Private School and it featured old Betsey topless. Riding a horse. In slow motion. Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 11:43 PM (Usdw3) Betsy Russell. I was going to mention her. She's still fantastic and you can see her in some of the Saw films from a few years ago: http://tinyurl.com/m7btfow

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2014 07:47 PM (oFCZn)

444 >>>Here she is on the red carpet last year. Yep, still hot. But she's not that old, only 42 according to imdb. I thought she would be older for some reason.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:47 PM (eQJwb)

445 Damn shame about Volokh conspiracy. WaPo? Really??

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 21, 2014 07:48 PM (hpVGZ)

446 441 420. Yes. Lana Wood. You should check out the nudes she did for Playboy. They're all over the internet.....nipplesÂ…. Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 11:46 PM (Usdw3) Holy shit, those things are the size of dinner plates.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:48 PM (GEICT)

447 50 Best Movie Breasts List http://tinyurl.com/bmgs2mu

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 07:48 PM (6toao)

448 Yup. New Jake in apparently the same town as you.

Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 21, 2014 07:49 PM (1BEVg)

449 Raquel Welch

http://tinyurl.com/pbduazy

And the infamous Farrah Fawcett poster I had hung on the back of my closet door.

http://tinyurl.com/py25vhr

Posted by: The Hickster at January 21, 2014 07:50 PM (TI3xG)

450 420 Lana Wood from Diamonds Are Forever. She was Plenty O'Toole.

Wood. hehehe...

Posted by: EC at January 21, 2014 11:41 PM (doBIb)

I was jumping in with -- "no, that was Jill St. John!" -- when I decided to check first....d'oh! And is it just me or was it nearly criminal to leave "Bambi" and "Thumper" uncredited?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 07:50 PM (T1005)

451 378 "King of the Hill" was Mike Judge. Also the guy who brought "Office Space" and "Beavis and Butt-head" to the world. A great, great American. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2014 11:33 PM (HVI5a) And "Idiocracy".

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2014 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

452 196
...hardware stores that was around in the 1960s/70s.

Handy Dans?

Posted by: dogfish at January 21, 2014 10:50 PM (nsOJa)

Builder's Emporium?

84 Lumber? I think they were just in Florida though?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 21, 2014 07:50 PM (Xr6rN)

453 Actually, it is true. Boobies do run the world. Those who are too slow to notice were probably distracted by the boobies themselves, but in fact, they are in charge.

Posted by: tcn at January 21, 2014 07:50 PM (fwcEs)

454 Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 21, 2014 you in Idaho? you new?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:50 PM (jsmDz)

455 431 I found a Betsey Russell from that movie: http://tinyurl.com/ozu2yna

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 07:51 PM (TGgNi)

456 Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 21, 2014 11:50 PM (Xr6rN)

There's an 84 Lumber a few miles from me. They're still around.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 21, 2014 07:51 PM (CWquH)

457 For the record, The Unbearable Lightness of Being is an amazing book.

Posted by: Shibumi at January 21, 2014 07:51 PM (25HWz)

458 OK, I'm out tomorrow noches, mi amigos & amigas

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2014 07:51 PM (JMmQ9)

459 I use the "Get On With It Whirl" . . . the distinction is that it's a clockwise motion of the hand, and means "you're bogged down in boring and/or irrelevant trivia and this could become a fist at any moment, so get to the FUCKING POINT ALREADY!"

Posted by: filbert at January 21, 2014 07:51 PM (roTS7)

460 454 Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 21, 2014 you in Idaho? you new? Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 11:50 PM (jsmDz) --- That'll be Maryland, a few miles from us.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 07:52 PM (N/cFh)

461 >>>Yup. New Jake in apparently the same town as you. Welcome! There are way more Towson area morons than one might think. Some are even prowling this here ONT. I'm off for bed (stupid alarm clock), but pull up a stool and hang out a bit.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:52 PM (eQJwb)

462 There's nipples on the internet? How would someone find such a thing?

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2014 07:52 PM (Q6HBD)

463 ItÂ’s not yet midnight at there are over 430 comments. A few weeks ago the ONT was missing a lot of people. IÂ’m sorry I disappeared but my brother in rehab called me. He called me while I was at work and told me to call when I came home. I did and he was having a breathing treatment. Is Conservative Crank here? I want to ask a question about his relatively new breathing problems.

Posted by: Carol at January 21, 2014 07:53 PM (z4WKX)

464 Christ, that's a lot of ONT content to not digest.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 07:54 PM (54dkR)

465 440 433
How high? Zippered or laced? What material? Disappointed knitting-fan morons might as well know.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 11:44 PM (T1005)
---
Zip, leather, mid-calf. Seriously pointy.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 11:46 PM (N/cFh)

Shiny, sueded or patterned? Who's the first person you intend to stomp with 'em, or are you going to go with the first candidate you deem worthy while wearing 'em?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 07:54 PM (T1005)

466 Toe-son? That's just around the bend from here.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 07:54 PM (54dkR)

467 359 I'll also remind you pervs that not all 40-something women are cougars. Ew. Let's ask weirddave! You do know I'm older than Gingy, don't you?

Posted by: Weirddave at January 21, 2014 07:55 PM (N/cFh)

468

Kelly Preston must be given mention here......

http://tinyurl.com/ke8nc6p

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 21, 2014 07:55 PM (S11Oq)

469 Two words: Hobo Convention http://mentalfloss.com/article/54624/strange-states-iowas-hobo-convention I think I know what Ace will be doing for summer vacation this year.

Posted by: smarty skirt at January 21, 2014 07:56 PM (mawEA)

470 Sometime around Feb or March, Bob Beckel was on O'Reilly and he said that Hillary would go down in history as one of the most accomplished Secs of State ever. O'Reilly asked Beckel to name a few of Hillary's accomplishments and Beckel just froze - it was hilarious and would make a perfect campaign commercial. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb Agree, a great commercial against HC. Why, oh why, can't the RNC come w/ such common sense ads that you or I can come up with?

Posted by: The Farmer at January 21, 2014 07:56 PM (eBupg)

471 Shit. I should have been in bed a loooooong time ago. Night Morons and Ettes!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 21, 2014 07:56 PM (GEICT)

472 >>>> Actually, it is true. Boobies do run the world. Those who are too slow to notice were probably distracted by the boobies themselves, but in fact, they are in charge. Posted by: tcn at January 21, 2014 11:50 PM (fwcEs) Yup, you ettes, if you live your life"shoulders up, nipples first," you will own it slowching, shoulders forward, nipples down, good luck with seconds and scraps

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 07:56 PM (jsmDz)

473 I remember Rickel's and Channel--they were to Home Depot and Loews what Waldenbooks were to Barnes & Noble Super Stores. And they were staffed by high school kids who didn't know shit.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 07:56 PM (Usdw3)

474 How would someone find such a thing?>>

Type a random 4-6 letter string into google images and I bet you'll find some nipples.(going now to test)

Posted by: The Hickster at January 21, 2014 07:56 PM (TI3xG)

475 MD morons outnumbering the NC variety? What is the world coming to? Ok, now I'm really for bed. Zero six is an unholy hour to wake up in the dead of winter.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 21, 2014 07:57 PM (eQJwb)

476 465 Who's the first person you intend to stomp with 'em, or are you going to go with the first candidate you deem worthy while wearing 'em? I swear, I stopped a chick's world in the hotel bar tonight when I told her I owned 23 pairs of western boots. It was the strangest thing I've ever seen, and honestly, I've been on the road a while - I've seen a lot.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 07:57 PM (54dkR)

477 The all boobs ont, you crazy guys

. Told hubby the subject, he's a Virginia Madsen tit fan

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 21, 2014 07:57 PM (VgMBx)

478 How about these boots?
http://www.shoebuy.com/ellie-pirate-418/338646/721809

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 07:57 PM (XrwRV)

479 I shall stomp whomever I deem worthy.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 07:58 PM (N/cFh)

480 Members of the University of Michigan Black Student Union (BSU) are calling for Â“physical actionÂ” against the school if it does not meet their list of seven demands in seven days. Bring violence for a fucker that sang 'Day-O.' Would you get froggy already.

Posted by: RWC at January 21, 2014 07:58 PM (Q6HBD)

481 463 ItÂ’s not yet midnight at there are over 430 comments.

A few weeks ago the ONT was missing a lot of people.

IÂ’m sorry I disappeared but my brother in rehab called me. He called me while I was at work and told me to call when I came home. I did and he was having a breathing treatment.

Is Conservative Crank here? I want to ask a question about his relatively new breathing problems.

Posted by: Carol at January 21, 2014 11:53 PM (z4WKX)

Oh, no!!!! Just when bits and pieces were starting to move.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 07:59 PM (T1005)

482 About the best tits I ever saw in a film was in that commie Oliver Stone movie Born on the 4th of July, when the Tom Cruise character visits a prostitute. I never got her name or saw her in anything else, but man.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 21, 2014 07:59 PM (Usdw3)

483 Zip, leather, mid-calf. Seriously pointy.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 11:46 PM (N/cFh)

When I bought my Mustang I told the man I wanted the most obscene color of red I could get. He said "Ah, what you want is Race Red" and he was right.

and...bunk...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:00 PM (yh0zB)

484 478 How about these boots? It's you. You're responsible for this boot fetish of mine lately. Or the other one, whats-her-name. I spend too much time in airports, admiring the display.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:00 PM (54dkR)

485 When I bought my Mustang I told the man I wanted the most obscene color of red I could get Ah, Dog Dick Red.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at January 21, 2014 08:01 PM (6toao)

486 My year (2003), they had both a metallic and a regular. Both kikda sucked, and were nowhere near anything like a "candy apple".

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:02 PM (54dkR)

487 -- 255: Which thread were people talking about the demise of department stores I want to go back and read it.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 11:04 PM (RZ8pf)

Jordan Marsh as well as Belk's in Florida too.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 21, 2014 08:03 PM (Xr6rN)

488 Thanks Akula, I think. You mean AlextheChick perchance?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 21, 2014 08:03 PM (XrwRV)

489 "Show me boobs!"

Posted by: tunakermit at January 21, 2014 08:03 PM (90QG6)

490 This is kind of a funny story. No boobs involved, unless you mean the metaphorical ones: http://tinyurl.com/m5839aj

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 08:03 PM (TGgNi)

491 Hillary was on track to slot in next to Bill Rogers on the Best Secretary of State List, before Benghazi.

Posted by: JEM at January 21, 2014 08:03 PM (o+SC1)

492 483 Zip, leather, mid-calf. Seriously pointy.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 21, 2014 11:46 PM (N/cFh)

When I bought my Mustang I told the man I wanted the most obscene color of red I could get. He said "Ah, what you want is Race Red" and he was right.

and...bunk...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2014 12:00 AM (yh0zB)

RACE-ist!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:03 PM (T1005)

493 Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 12:02 AM (54dkR) you area history guy, yes? today is more like 1775? 1862? 1933 Germany? 479AD Rome? any thoughts?

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 08:04 PM (jsmDz)

494 http://tinyurl.com/ln2sm84

wow...those are...wow...

(nsfw)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:04 PM (yh0zB)

495 487 -- 255: Which thread were people talking about the demise of department stores I want to go back and read it.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 21, 2014 11:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Jordan Marsh as well as Belk's in Florida too.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 22, 2014 12:03 AM (Xr6rN)

Sorry, PGIS -- I think it was last night's ONT.....or maybe the night before....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:05 PM (T1005)

496 Ah, Iowa...land of my birth...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:05 PM (yh0zB)

497 423 Hank, logprof: you may both be right. I've never seen "King of the Hiil" and I may have mis-remembered "Life in Hell" as "Love is Hell"

Groening did both "Life in Hell" and "Love is Hell". For a while, you could get those and (IIRC) one other (the name of which escapes me) in the "Big Box of Hell".

Posted by: Anachronda at January 21, 2014 08:06 PM (U82Km)

498 MD morons outnumbering the NC variety? What is the world coming to? ------------- As reinforcements arrive. 12.2 deg. and falling in W. NC No more snow here where I am.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 21, 2014 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

499 Ah, Iowa...land of my birth... Posted by: GGE ------------------- That sounds corny.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 21, 2014 08:07 PM (aDwsi)

500 he's a Virginia Madsen tit fan Oh God yes. She had magnificent sweater puppies.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 21, 2014 08:08 PM (N/cFh)

501 About the best tits I ever saw in a film was in that commie Oliver Stone movie Born on the 4th of July, when the Tom Cruise character visits a prostitute. I never got her name or saw her in anything else, but man. *** IMDb Cordelia GonzÃ¡lez

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:08 PM (DmNpO)

502 You mean AlextheChick perchance? Absolutely. Of course. And - anything directed at you is a compliment. If it ironically and/ densely doesn't feel like one, it's an odd and misunderstood compliment.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:08 PM (54dkR)

503 My year (2003), they had both a metallic and a regular. Both kikda sucked, and were nowhere near anything like a "candy apple".

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 12:02 AM (54dkR)

Torch Red in 2010 was more of a pure red, Race Red has a bit more orange in it. Really makes it pop out. Not a sparkly kind of candy apple red, but I like it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:08 PM (yh0zB)

504 I'm moving on from bewbs now so that I might get funky. http://bit.ly/JAVkwH

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO)

505 today is more like 1775? 1862? 1933 Germany? 479AD Rome? any thoughts? ...you know, the 1/3 1/3 1/3 split of 175 is ironically familiar. And I think 1/3 of the country has figured out that Big Government is out to get all of us.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:11 PM (54dkR)

506 That sounds corny.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 22, 2014 12:07 AM (aDwsi)

No no...THIS sounds corny...

http://youtu.be/EDNZXzojzTs

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:11 PM (yh0zB)

507 Take note - the perky bewbs of today eventually become the saggy flesh-sheaths of fat, coupled to a mammary-gland, of tomorrow.

Posted by: Papa Nurgle at January 21, 2014 08:13 PM (WlWt+)

508 http://bit.ly/JAVkwH

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2014 12:10 AM (DmNpO)

Hey, isn't that Bill Clinton's brother?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:13 PM (yh0zB)

509 Crap, Ducks goal with 9:42 left. 3-2 Jets

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 08:13 PM (X3GkB)

510 Take note - the perky bewbs of today eventually become the saggy flesh-sheaths of fat, coupled to a mammary-gland, of tomorrow.

Posted by: Papa Nurgle at January 22, 2014 12:13 AM (WlWt+)

Thank you, shade of Kratos. Next thing you will be telling us how it all ends.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:14 PM (yh0zB)

511 Hey, isn't that Bill Clinton's brother? *** Bill only wishes he were so close to the funk.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:15 PM (DmNpO)

512 503 Race Red I need to check that out in person. You know me, maximum contrast with the black-on-white. IDK, something may strike me someday, but I think vehicle evolution ended with the 03 Vert...lol

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:15 PM (54dkR)

513 504 I'm moving on from bewbs now so that I might get funky.

http://bit.ly/JAVkwH

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2014 12:10 AM (DmNpO)

And NDH goes "old skul" -- well, there's more than one person on this ONT who remembers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKFCYzqq-A

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:15 PM (T1005)

514 And FTR...I think that Mystic paint on the Cobras is more awesome than can be put into words.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:15 PM (yh0zB)

515 507 We know this. Stop harshing our young boobeh mellow...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 21, 2014 08:15 PM (ojnk6)

516 And NDH goes "old skul" -- well, there's more than one person on this ONT who remembers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKFCYzqq-A ***** HAAAAAAA!!!! I closed this vid down on another tab in order to open your link.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:17 PM (DmNpO)

517 514 Mystic I was on that shit, like white on rice...until I heard about the $4500 upcharge...lol

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:17 PM (54dkR)

518 493 If I can get in on the question: 1775? There are some parallels because of a disinterested ruler imposing rules upon a distant populace. Not the same becauseI think there are a lot more pro-ruler people than there were then. Plus the ruler has a much more vested interested in clamping down on the ruled. Also lack of allies. 479? Not enough external existential threats. These would probably improve OUR situation... sort of. Not to mention our military is not irrelevant, yet. 1933? Not yet. National Socialism was so successful because of the disaster of what had been tried to be imposed before. Plus we still have a very strong opposition. 1862? Probably the closest of the ones you mentioned. Our side holds most of the military mind and manpower. A fight between centralized and limited, distributed government. The big but is the slavery issue, and it is a big but. I think one of the closer ones is 1917 between the Whites and the Reds in the Soviet Union. I hope not but things are getting chaotic enough and people are not following the rules set down to prevent things from getting out of hand. President Obama may seem bad enough but he is showing that enough people do not believe in the fundamental strictures that our nation was built on that things could get much much worse. Sorry for the length.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 08:17 PM (TGgNi)

519 Take note - the perky bewbs of today eventually become the saggy flesh-sheaths of fat, coupled to a mammary-gland, of tomorrow. Posted by: Papa Nurgle at January 22, 2014 12:13 AM (WlWt+) so you don't get laid much? If you flip a chick onto her back, bewbies don't matter THEY ALL slide off the side unless you are banging a chick under 24yo. Katy Perrry at 29 indicated her bewbies are near her armpits when on her back.

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 08:18 PM (jsmDz)

520 Thanks for the welcome, Gingy. I used to read the ONT between calls at work the following day to my great amusement. Don't know if that qualifies me as a lurker; by that time it was all history. Now I can hang out at night because I'm in a rehab getting iv antibiotics 4 times a day and getting additional wound care treatment. Anyway. . . Don't forget Hechinger's. They seemed huge at the time but would be pygmys compared to Home Depot today. Kat Dennings is the actress with extraordinary boobage from Two Broke Girls and the movie Thor but she's most definitely a brunette.

Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 21, 2014 08:18 PM (r+Vaf)

521 Hall of Fame cinema boobs ..

Raquel Welch

http://tinyurl.com/kn9vhzm

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2014 08:18 PM (aTXUx)

522 Thank you, shade of Kratos. Next thing you will be telling us how it all ends.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2014 12:14 AM (yh0zB)

IIRC -- at the end, there is only Chaos. Which might be bad for you folks....but, dude, they're my in-laws.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:18 PM (T1005)

523 507 Take note - the perky bewbs of today eventually become the saggy flesh-sheaths of fat, coupled to a mammary-gland, of tomorrow.

Posted by: Papa Nurgle at January 22, 2014 12:13 AM

Should we ask Maet to declare this a NO SPOILERS thread?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2014 08:19 PM (aTXUx)

524 and while you're there... http://youtu.be/fRr2kf84V2M *** Awww yeah

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:20 PM (DmNpO)

525 today is more like 1775? 1862? 1933 Germany? 479AD Rome? any thoughts? Posted by: the snarkster at January 22, 2014 12:04 AM (jsmDz) The US has always... so far... bucked historic trends... Like... almost every other Revolution started during times when Food Prices Spiked.... not so with either the American Revolution, or the Civil War. The US Revolutionary war ended up with the same guys in charge, who started it... something which almost never happens in History... But we are going the way of most Democracies... where loose fiscal Policy and foreign Adventurism destroys the Economy... The problem is that our way of life is very fragile... so even a minor disruption in food, water, or power, will cause HUGE problems... I think we are in unchartered Waters.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2014 08:20 PM (84gbM)

526 Love the old school

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:20 PM (DmNpO)

527 Take note - the perky bewbs of today eventually become the saggy flesh-sheaths of fat, coupled to a mammary-gland, of tomorrow. >>

I was told as a young man "don't lift weights for big muscles because if you ever quit they turn to fat" Dam if that old fart wasn't right. But it worked to get me laid as a young man so worth the tradeoff.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 21, 2014 08:20 PM (TI3xG)

528 @516

So... Parliament Funkadelic is funky black KISS?

Posted by: Shibumi at January 21, 2014 08:21 PM (25HWz)

529 until I heard about the $4500 upcharge...lol

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 12:17 AM (54dkR)

yes, there is that...guy in the club has one and he had to get a quarter panel repainted...which turned into a complete car paint...and he said he cried when they told him how much that paint was.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:21 PM (yh0zB)

530 So I was looking for a new laptop and noticed that the basic specs on display at Best Buy and Staples -- don't seem to have changed much in the past 2-3 years. Seems like computers are really stagnant. Did things stop getting better? Seemed like the amount of RAM was the same, same size HD, same size screen. Mildly depressing to see so little progress since last time I was in the market.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 21, 2014 08:21 PM (ZPrif)

531 Type a random 4-6 letter string into google images and I bet you'll find some nipples.(going now to test) Posted by: The Hickster at January 21, 2014 11:56 PM (TI3xG) Sounds like "Google Seppuku": http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050417.html

Posted by: Uncle Ghastly's Hat at January 21, 2014 08:21 PM (AymDN)

532 So... Parliament Funkadelic is funky black KISS? *** Better jams from P-Funk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:22 PM (DmNpO)

533 Sorry for the length. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 12:17 AM (TGgNi) thanks, keep being yourself and come back often. Sure this is an unruley mob but folks apreciate everyones view. .............. I think Europe will burn first. I think the USA has to be careful of the turn key police state we now have

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 08:23 PM (jsmDz)

534 Why don't we see more of Tim Scott (the Sen from SC)?

He's was just on Megyn's show addressing the tard from the NAACP that called him a right-wing puppet.

Good interview. Great message from him.

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 21, 2014 08:23 PM (3bbd3)

535 The Chestertons do not have any "gang signs" other than physically lifting a glass of whiskey or a fine cigar to the lips and actually drinking/smoking it with a whimsically maniacal grin.

Posted by: StubbleSpark at January 21, 2014 08:24 PM (m81NZ)

536 Mildly depressing to see so little progress since last time I was in the market.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2014 12:21 AM (ZPrif)

My new laptop has twice the memory and half again the hard drive as my upgraded Acer had for less than 400 clams. I could have gone way bigger. The processor is an Intel Core i3, whatever that means.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:25 PM (yh0zB)

537 Boobs or re-located flab?

http://tinyurl.com/lhan2t6

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2014 08:25 PM (aTXUx)

538 I'm thinking about buying a motherboard for the old Acer to see if I can resurrect it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:26 PM (yh0zB)

539 Mildly depressing to see so little progress since last time I was in the market. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2014 12:21 AM (ZPrif) Nope.... really good stuff IS out there.... its just not in the bargain stores because we have reached a point of diminishing returns. I run an AMD at 4 Gigs... with 8 cores... 16 gigs ram... and Solid State Drives... But you won't find this type of machine at Walmart... because people just plain don't need that amount of power for surfing Porno...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2014 08:26 PM (84gbM)

540 530 he had to get a quarter panel repainted Ouch. Even on mine, I'd hate to try to match anything. Because, well...fuck it. Slow ONT night. http://akula51.net/?attachment_id=1158 http://akula51.net/?attachment_id=1154 http://akula51.net/?attachment_id=1167 A lot more photogenic than I am, after all.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:26 PM (54dkR)

541 516 And NDH goes "old skul" -- well, there's more than one person on this ONT who remembers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKFCYzqq-A

*****

HAAAAAAA!!!!

I closed this vid down on another tab in order to open your link.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2014 12:17 AM (DmNpO)

How 'bout we lighten the mood a tad and marvel at some serious musicianship -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhMFyOD4Pso

When I first heard that song, I thought it was all production -- like most disco crap....but, no, she's playing the main bass riff....while singing lead....that she originally composed....those two ladies were amazing.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:26 PM (T1005)

542 This woman looks like she has considerable bewbs, but apparently doesn't possess much in brain tissue: http://tinyurl.com/mnplv8a

Posted by: Thrawn at January 21, 2014 08:27 PM (WlWt+)

543 -- 381 --I think the Groenig strip was called "Life in Hell"

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 11:33 PM (X3GkB)

Correct, with Binky as the main character and Akmar and Jef the twin (drawn the same) gay lovers who wore fezzes and the Charlie Brown type of sweater. Can't recall if they were muzzies though?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 21, 2014 08:28 PM (Xr6rN)

544 Let's not forget Sophia. I would post a link but don't want to go to the barrel as it is long and I don't do tinyurl.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 21, 2014 08:28 PM (ojnk6)

545 534 keep being yourself and come back often. No shit there, to say the least.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:28 PM (54dkR)

546 The Jets might do this...

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 08:28 PM (6toao)

547 Europe looks closer to Rome in the 400's right now than we do: An apathetic and almost exhausted populace. High amounts of unassimilated immigrants. They are almost at the point where they seem like a rotten house, just waiting for a stiff breeze. I worry that we are like a frog in warming water. Things seem like they are moving fast but they are moving very slow. If we had gone from the 1950's to now at once, there would have been hell to pay almost immediately. So we sit and wait and think "one more thing, one more thing will be too far." I worry we will wake up and we will be cooked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 08:29 PM (TGgNi)

548
A lot more photogenic than I am, after all.

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 12:26 AM (54dkR)

beauty...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:30 PM (yh0zB)

549 545 I posted a Sofia pic upstream...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 08:32 PM (TGgNi)

550 ....and here we go -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:33 PM (T1005)

551 How 'bout we lighten the mood a tad and marvel at some serious musicianship -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhMFyOD4Pso When I first heard that song, I thought it was all production -- like most disco crap....but, no, she's playing the main bass riff....while singing lead....that she originally composed....those two ladies were amazing. *** Nice. A bit more in the genre http://bit.ly/LDZXa4

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:34 PM (DmNpO)

552 Jets WIN!!! 3-2. First Ducks home loss in regulation.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 08:35 PM (X3GkB)

553 550 beauty... I appreciate that. A lot. Externally, lowering 1.4" in the front and 2" in the back is all we're dealing with...although I'd love to get some of the taillights I had on my 1999...the tri-color really did something "back there". SVT hit the 12-run home run otherwise. I'm one of the few who's exhaust is quieter than stock...lol. LS1s love finding out it just looks stock as I start a 40 roll in 1st and just depart the sector.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:35 PM (54dkR)

554 I hope not but things are getting chaotic enough and people are not following the rules set down to prevent things from getting out of hand. President Obama may seem bad enough but he is showing that enough people do not believe in the fundamental strictures that our nation was built on that things could get much much worse.

Sorry for the length.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 12:17 AM (TGgNi)

******************************************

As I noted on an earlier thread, the leftists do not understand that when they destroy the rule of law and replace it with the rule of men, that is not in their long-term best interest. Because the people who come out (relatively) on top are the strong and well-armed, not the pajamaboys with COEXIST bumper stickers, who are useless when the stuff hits the fan. The red states have food, energy, and millions of people who have weapons and know how to use them. The blue states have people who know how to riot and steal. We need to promote the Constitution and the rule of law, before it is too late.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 21, 2014 08:35 PM (HubSo)

555 I am a sucker for dome early Kool and the Gang

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 08:35 PM (6toao)

556 and here we go -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48 *** Love it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:35 PM (DmNpO)

557 A little Dazz Band for ya http://bit.ly/KCFZMu

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:38 PM (DmNpO)

558 Whatever happened to Kratos anyway?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2014 08:38 PM (oFCZn)

559 You know, since I'm in Baltimore...and I did grow up South of DC....well... Something from my 20s... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmgWrl3NmH4

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:40 PM (54dkR)

560 I'm going to be watching Soul Train Dance Line vids for the next 32 hours.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 08:40 PM (6toao)

561 This one is mine:

new Raxiom tail-lights: http://tinyurl.com/lbmfebe

bling on the engine covers, you can't see them as well with the cross brace installed: http://tinyurl.com/mrcy5pg

front right quarter: http://tinyurl.com/l4sejf7

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:40 PM (yh0zB)

562 Jets are 4-0 under new coach. Love it, even if it does not mean playoffs this year.

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 08:41 PM (X3GkB)

563 556 The mass firings and reassignments in the military worry me. Between that and the President's bloviating about having a "civilian defense force" "just as well funded as the military" a while back and it does give one pause.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 08:41 PM (TGgNi)

564 I played with, as they were called then, the Funkadelics, at the old Pythian Castle, Jefferson and Ontario, in '71. I was amazed that you could run a wah-wah pedal through its whole range while wearing six-inch platform shoes. Lot of work.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 21, 2014 08:43 PM (xq1UY)

565 Have we moved on from boobehs? Damnit, did I miss a meeting or a memo? We're onto music? Why, when boobehs were on the menu?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 21, 2014 08:43 PM (ojnk6)

566 563 This one is mine: The FRQ shot is tight. Those rims really work with that car.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:43 PM (54dkR)

567 And NDH goes "old skul" -- well, there's more than one person on this ONT who remembers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjKFCYzqq-A ***** HAAAAAAA!!!! I closed this vid down on another tab in order to open your link. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse OMG! Back to the rule never click on a link here. You poor souls who grew up a few yours younger than me. You must be scarred for life!

Posted by: The Farmer at January 21, 2014 08:44 PM (eBupg)

568 the President's bloviating about having a "civilian defense force" "just as well funded as the military" a while back and it does give one pause. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 12:41 AM (TGgNi) Montanna, Wyoming, North DAkota, Alabama, Mississippi, etc will not sucumb to the first muslim in chief

Posted by: the snarkster at January 21, 2014 08:44 PM (jsmDz)

569 You poor souls who grew up a few yours younger than me. You must be scarred for life! *** We're not being ironic. We love this stuff.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:45 PM (DmNpO)

570 557 I am a sucker for dome early Kool and the Gang

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2014 12:35 AM (6toao)

Don't just sit there -- drop a link.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:46 PM (T1005)

571 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2014 12:38 AM (oFCZn) Over-exposure and a poor prequel game (*ahem*, Ascension) sunk him,

. It's good to remember that all glory is fleeting.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 21, 2014 08:46 PM (WlWt+)

572 570 If you carve out Atlanta and probably Macon, GA won't either.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 21, 2014 08:47 PM (ojnk6)

573 I didn't get to vote for Reagan. i was kinda pissed. I settled in my first election. This left me confused for many years. I'm a conservative. And I have no representation. Up to speed?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:47 PM (54dkR)

574 518 I think one of the closer ones is 1917 between the Whites and the Reds in the Soviet Union. I hope not but things are getting chaotic enough and people are not following the rules set down to prevent things from getting out of hand. President Obama may seem bad enough but he is showing that enough people do not believe in the fundamental strictures that our nation was built on that things could get much much worse. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 12:17 AM (TGgNi) We're about to see what a real civil war looks like: literally neighbor vs. neighbor. The one from 1861-65 was an aberration. It was more like a fight between standing armies of opposing nations. In American history, think 1781 in South Carolina, or "Bloody Kansas" in the 1850s. In the rest of the world, there are endless examples.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2014 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

575 570 Yeah, but if history has taught us anything it is that anything can happen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 08:47 PM (TGgNi)

576 570 the President's bloviating about having a "civilian defense force" "just as well funded as the military" a while back and it does give one pause.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 12:41 AM (TGgNi)

Montanna, Wyoming, North DAkota, Alabama, Mississippi, etc will not sucumb to the first muslim in chief

Posted by: the snarkster at January 22, 2014 12:44 AM (jsmDz)

**************************************

I really don't think we ever get to that point. I think the money runs out first. Borrowing costs start to get so high to the federal government that some form of downsizing and devolution have to take place. The bond market is going to get interesting, probably before the end of JEF's term.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 21, 2014 08:47 PM (HubSo)

577 Michael Jackson Dance Line http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P-TXxoWTSE 'Cocaine's a helluva drug.'

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 08:47 PM (6toao)

578 The FRQ shot is tight. Those rims really work with that car.

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 12:43 AM (54dkR)

Yep, love those wheels. I think I'm the only one in my group that kept the stock wheels, but I love the looks of that GT/CS package.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:47 PM (yh0zB)

579 Hello Goodbye and Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 21, 2014 08:48 PM (dZGNV)

580 I didn't get to vote for Reagan. i was kinda pissed.

I settled in my first election. This left me confused for many years.

I'm a conservative. And I have no representation.

Up to speed?

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 12:47 AM (54dkR)

My very first vote was for Reagan, I had just turned 18. I took my first oath on the same day he took his second, 29 years ago yesterday.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:49 PM (yh0zB)

581 As a matter of fact, earlier that year we took a field trip for American Gov't class to the courthouse and my then girlfriend registered to vote. When they asked "party affiliation" she said "Democrat" and I knew right then it wasn't going to work out. Shame, she was a cute little ginger.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:51 PM (yh0zB)

582 @rickl: We're about to see what a real civil war looks like: literally neighbor vs. neighbor.

***********************

I do think that if it ever comes to that, it largely sorts itself geographically, along red-blue lines. There will be refugees from the unrest in the cities, and food and water start to be used as weapons. We need to be prepared for the influx of blue state refugees.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 21, 2014 08:51 PM (HubSo)

583 N.T. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c6LSLjMpGc

Posted by: Kool and THe GAng Live at PJ's at January 21, 2014 08:52 PM (6toao)

584 Michael Jackson Dance Line http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P-TXxoWTSE 'Cocaine's a helluva drug.' **** One of my favorite albums. I have the vinyl, which I won on the radio station way back when and it's on my Iphone as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:52 PM (DmNpO)

585 It looks like Prince polices the crap out of YouTube....so you get a cover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpiWgn8Bzis

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:52 PM (T1005)

586 576 And they usually do not end well. America has been very a-historical throughout it's lifetime. A revolution that stopped and did not keep going through several iterations before stopping. A bloody civil war that did NOT end up tearing the country apart. Very, very few uprisings and rebellions- and those almost all within the first 100 years. People today have no grasp of how bad history can get because they have been insulated from it. They think they are different. They are idiots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 08:52 PM (TGgNi)

587 560 Whatever happened to Kratos anyway?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2014 12:38 AM (oFCZn)

Dude, he tossed a comment not 30 minutes before you did.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 08:54 PM (T1005)

588 Kool and the Gang, yeah!

http://youtu.be/YQYOIbS0tXs

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:54 PM (yh0zB)

589 I could literally spend all night listening to this music, but I won't. So, I leave you with this classic... http://bit.ly/1ecifpX goodnight

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 21, 2014 08:55 PM (DmNpO)

590 580 I think I'm the only one in my group that kept the stock wheels I honestly can't imagine mine with anything other than the stock rims. I've had friends with all sorts of $2k a rim shit try to talk me into it...but naaaah. lol. Somethings they somehow pretty consistently get right.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:55 PM (54dkR)

591 Whatever happened to Kratos anyway?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2014 12:38 AM (oFCZn)

Got his PhD, moved to SC and changed his nic to Thrawn.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:55 PM (yh0zB)

592 519 If you flip a chick onto her back, bewbies don't matter THEY ALL slide off the side unless you are banging a chick under 24yo. Posted by: the snarkster at January 22, 2014 12:18 AM (jsmDz) I think you mean "under 44yo"

Posted by: Mindy (Cupcake) at January 21, 2014 08:55 PM (Bs5ky)

593 594 This place needs a lke button. Exactly right in the case of the ex from hell.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 21, 2014 08:58 PM (ojnk6)

594 594 I think you mean "under 44yo" My 44yo wife is still hanging in there, so to speak. Post-reduction. idk.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 08:58 PM (54dkR)

595 Somethings they somehow pretty consistently get right.

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 12:55 AM (54dkR)

Have a friend (shameless plug here, www.hypermotiveperformance.com) who sells all this stuff, he's had a dozen sets of wheels on his Boss in the past year. He's pretty fond of the Forgestar F14's.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 08:58 PM (yh0zB)

596 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 12:41 AM (TGgNi)

This should make you feel all warm and fuzzy: http://tinyurl.com/q77499e

Posted by: Country Singer at January 21, 2014 08:59 PM (CWquH)

597 My 44yo wife is still hanging in there, so to speak. Post-reduction. idk.

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 12:58 AM (54dkR)

Sister had to get one of those. B-I-L would walk up to her and lift up on one and make her stumble backwards and it finally pissed her off to the point where she went in to get it done...that and the back troubles, that is.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:00 PM (yh0zB)

598 G'Night Horde.

And... thanks for the mammaries.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 21, 2014 09:00 PM (wSrLR)

599 584 @rickl: We're about to see what a real civil war looks like: literally neighbor vs. neighbor. *********************** I do think that if it ever comes to that, it largely sorts itself geographically, along red-blue lines. There will be refugees from the unrest in the cities, and food and water start to be used as weapons. We need to be prepared for the influx of blue state refugees. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 22, 2014 12:51 AM (HubSo) I think it's going to be more on a county level than a state level. And there are lots of purple counties. And clueless unprepared people in the suburbs will turn feral as well as those in the cities.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2014 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

600 FANFARE/YOU KNOW IT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGUZMpa9Xb0

Posted by: Tower of Power at January 21, 2014 09:03 PM (6toao)

601 I think it's going to be more on a county level than a state level. And there are lots of purple counties.

And clueless unprepared people in the suburbs will turn feral as well as those in the cities.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2014 01:01 AM (sdi6R)

Google Matt Bracken.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:04 PM (yh0zB)

602 597 He's pretty fond of the Forgestar F14's. What the 10A wheels should have been...lol...nice. Someday they will reveal that they cloned John Coletti. And that they've permanently divorced Carroll's name from the back of their cars. Plus IRS. I'll be hot and bothered. Until then, I'll just mod the Oh Trey. Really want to dyno 666rwhp and call it done this year actually...lol Once I can show up at a track, get a timeslip in the 10s on my first run, and get summarily ejected for no bar, all will be will.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:04 PM (54dkR)

603 598 You have to hand it to them, Socialists love the classics. This one at least not ostensibly partisan. Wasn't there another one several months ago that they were touting? That WAS partisan. I remember someone making the obvious jokes about "Obama Youth"...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 09:04 PM (TGgNi)

604 And on that cheery note, I'm going to have to call it a night. Gotta get up early to scrape the global warming off my driveway. Nite all.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2014 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

605 Damnit - because, HAMMERJACKS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-XjFHFxd30

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:06 PM (54dkR)

606 Until then, I'll just mod the Oh Trey. Really want to dyno 666rwhp and call it done this year actually...lol Once I can show up at a track, get a timeslip in the 10s on my first run, and get summarily ejected for no bar, all will be will.

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 01:04 AM (54dkR)

Sounds like a worthy goal.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:06 PM (yh0zB)

607 588 576
And they usually do not end well. America has been very a-historical throughout it's lifetime. A revolution that stopped and did not keep going through several iterations before stopping. A bloody civil war that did NOT end up tearing the country apart. Very, very few uprisings and rebellions- and those almost all within the first 100 years.

People today have no grasp of how bad history can get because they have been insulated from it. They think they are different. They are idiots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 12:52 AM (TGgNi)

This one is interesting because blue states aren't really blue -- they're overcolonized by blue cities within a red countryside -- http://tinyurl.com/bq9avfb -- check out Illinois, California, Oregon.... and then go ask someone in rural Illinois what they think about "those Chicago people".

In times past, this was a successful model for empires because the peasants were poor farmers and all the people with arms who understood phalanxes were in the cities. I would argue that more military bases are in red areas today, and gun control has meant that only gangbangers have guns in cities, but they're widespread in the country.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 09:08 PM (T1005)

608 You poor souls who grew up a few yours younger than me. You must be scarred for life! *** We're not being ironic. We love this stuff. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse I get it, reminds you of your youth. I was just a tad older, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, Emerson, Lake and Palmer.. Just can't see Parliament standing the test of time like they do. To each his own, just keep rocking.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 21, 2014 09:08 PM (eBupg)

609 I always get a little hosed because...well...yeah. As a vert, we couldn't pass NHRA tech, stock ( <13.99 needs a bar). And a "stock" 03/04 Cobra is right up there with an unenhanced stripper. Or a skittle-shitting unicorn.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:09 PM (54dkR)

610 Watched "Captain Phillips" tonight on DVD.

What an idiotic situation. You know, the one where a modern cargo ship can be attacked, boarded and taken over by your garden variety primitive humans with AK47s, all for want of any semblance of a defensive weapon on board. Any weapon whatsoever, other than flares and fire hoses. The entire premises is to laugh.

Give me my AR-7 and 100 .22lr rounds and I will pepper those assholes at 300 yards until they fucking think twice about boarding my ship from astern. For want of the most rudimentary weapons of self defense, we have this true story. It beggars understanding.

But no one talks about that.

Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2014 09:12 PM (AW7Gr)

611 We are still - and in my mind will always remain - a center-right nation. The only thing that can fuck that up is importation of voters....importation of culture. We will still be America, just not the same one of our founders. And that...well...that will suck.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:13 PM (54dkR)

612 And a "stock" 03/04 Cobra is right up there with an unenhanced stripper. Or a skittle-shitting unicorn.

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 01:09 AM (54dkR)

Santa Claus...Easter Bunny...unmodified Terminator...all mythical beasts. Hell, I've modded mine and it's nothing special. It will get lowered suspension next, maybe some brake work, some lighting enhancements, maybe a light bar, and then THAT'S IT! i swear...i can quit any time i want...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:14 PM (yh0zB)

613 We are still - and in my mind will always remain - a center-right nation. The only thing that can fuck that up is importation of voters....importation of culture. We will still be America, just not the same one of our founders. And that...well...that will suck. Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 01:13 AM (54dkR) WellÂ… http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-solution/

Posted by: Berthold Brecht at January 21, 2014 09:15 PM (AymDN)

614 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 01:04 AM (TGgNi)

I remember it, but forget what it was called.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 21, 2014 09:15 PM (CWquH)

615 More shit from that/ classic Hammerjack's era: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWjGVSz-F8M

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:15 PM (54dkR)

616 609 It is a very odd situation. The question is, what would it look like. We are an odd society. Very socially isolated compared to what came before but exponentially more dependent on one another. If there really were a massive disruption and food and fuel could not be delivered to the cities, it would turn apocalyptic very quickly. Even most of those of us in more rural areas do not even have a small garden to help feed ourselves. Those who hunt are in a better situation, sure. I do not think people really realize how fragile our system is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 09:16 PM (TGgNi)

617 What an idiotic situation. You know, the one where a modern cargo ship can be attacked, boarded and taken over by your garden variety primitive humans with AK47s, all for want of any semblance of a defensive weapon on board. Any weapon whatsoever, other than flares and fire hoses. The entire premises is to laugh.

And yet, here we are. Most foreign ports...hell most ports PERIOD...don't allow armed civilian vessels. My answer of course would be to take all the guys out shooting once in a while during our turnaround times and then quietly bring a safe onboard and put it in the captains cabin...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:17 PM (yh0zB)

618 i can quit any time i want... 5 years ago, I had everything from the hat to the 60lb injectors in my hands (seriously - lines, rails, pumps, everything)...only thing I had to order was the 2.3 Whipple itself...lol. Then, this economy, etc. There. Is. No. End..lol.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:18 PM (54dkR)

619 I wouldn't call having a couple of squirrel guns on board "armed". For an ocean going vessel, anyway.

Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2014 09:19 PM (AW7Gr)

620 I do not think people really realize how fragile our system is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 01:16 AM (TGgNi)

Just read a book called One Second After. Very chilling, and it explores some of the things you were just talking about. The book, FWIW, is about an EMP strike.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:20 PM (yh0zB)

621 619 My answer of course Every merchant ship needs a CIWS. Or two. And a crew listening to... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri6fs5X-398 Problem solved.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:21 PM (54dkR)

622 CIWS is just incredible to watch.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:22 PM (yh0zB)

623 Civilization is but a very thin veneer over human nature. Everyone will understand this (again) soon. We had to have this basic lesson drilled *out* of us.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:22 PM (54dkR)

624 622 I saw that on Amazon. Any good? I heard mention of cannibalism...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 09:22 PM (TGgNi)

625 Oh, wtf. Udo Dierkenschneider ftw. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:26 PM (54dkR)

626 saw that on Amazon. Any good? I heard mention of cannibalism...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2014 01:22 AM (TGgNi)

I thought it was pretty good. There is a mention of cannibalism, the large band they fight near the end of the book are cannibals. Locusts really, that swoop in to strip a place bare and then move on.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:27 PM (yh0zB)

627 Well folks, I'm off to bed. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 21, 2014 09:28 PM (yh0zB)

628 Oh, wtf. Udo Dierkenschneider ftw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 01:26 AM (54dkR)

Good stuff.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2014 09:29 PM (FMbng)

629 What kind of world is this? The kind where I go on Drudge and read Motorist with man lodged in windshield drives home, locks car and goes inside... and I think... What, again?? Howdy y'all.

Posted by: webworker at January 21, 2014 09:31 PM (6f2wv)

630 631 I saw that. I have to think there was some mind altering substance use on the part of the driver since the cyclist (while lodged in the windshield) said to him: "Hello, I'm the guy you hit on the bicycle."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 09:33 PM (TGgNi)

631 630 Good stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8xIQe3NM_8 Eventually, though...you've just gotta dive right back in.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:36 PM (54dkR)

632 624 CIWS is just incredible to watch when R2D2 gets pissed

Posted by: navycopjoe now with 3X the hate at January 21, 2014 09:39 PM (At8tV)

633 You all have a good night. I am off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2014 09:40 PM (TGgNi)

634 Tower of Power and The Crusaders. How bad could it get? Stick a fork in it. The Long March has succeeded. The powers are reaping what we allowed to bear fruit and it is bitter. I fear no election will right this ship and that maybe I was just too damn stiff-necked in my principals to jump on the wagon thait I've been pulling. Too old to change now, I'll do what I can when the time comes - this snake hasn't been defanged. We were warned but we didn't prepare. Hell. We didn't believe. Comparisons to Rome or our Revolution or Civil War or the Russian revolution are apt enough but I'm more mindful of the O.T. Israelites. Warned again and again. So we can prepare for what's sometimes called the burning times here but we better start thinking with a long view toward the (IMHO) the possibility that it may be some generations before the will for freedom reasserts. If you get the chance read Bill Whittle's fine essay "the remnant".

Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 21, 2014 09:41 PM (r2BFN)

635 This goes out to Wendy in Ft. Worth! Yo! http://youtu.be/jWR0K0CYUxg

Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2014 09:45 PM (X3GkB)

636 603 I think it's going to be more on a county level than a state level. And there are lots of purple counties.

And clueless unprepared people in the suburbs will turn feral as well as those in the cities.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2014 01:01 AM (sdi6R)

Google Matt Bracken.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2014 01:04 AM (yh0zB)

Yeah....I could have done without the color component to the cube -- it's really more "tribal". I used to work in a place whose factory floor was roughly 30% Vietnamese, 30% Hispanic, 30% Bosnian, and 10% everyone else -- and, while they worked together well (evidently, it is difficult to get a good run of cursing going in Vietnamese, so they'd all swear in Bosnian), the Hispanics were decidedly more cliquish. From my limited experience, though, I'd say that northern urban African-Americans were considerably more tribal than southern rural African-Americans of the same tinge. It's more about your separation from society than your pantone number.

But, after such a long digression that was thoroughly off-the-point....yeah, that's a decent overview. It's urban ids against rural egos with a lot of government superegos flopping around uselessly.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 09:45 PM (T1005)

637 636 some generations before the will for freedom reasserts. We remain an exceptional nation. We contain exceptional patriots. If anything, seriously - if nothing else, I think that buys us the ability to get a lot closer to "right" within a generation or two - as opposed to ten. I think we'll come as a society to understand that universal suffrage is an "oops". It might even be within the lifetime of some folks commenting here today.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:46 PM (54dkR)

638 Comparisons to Rome or our Revolution or Civil War or the Russian revolution are apt enough but I'm more mindful of the O.T. Israelites. Warned again and again. Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 22, 2014 01:41 AM (r2BFN) You're just a "negative nancy"

Posted by: Zedekiah at January 21, 2014 09:52 PM (AymDN)

639 610 You poor souls who grew up a few yours younger than me. You must be scarred for life!
***
We're not being ironic. We love this stuff.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

I get it, reminds you of your youth. I was just a tad older, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, Emerson, Lake and Palmer..

Just can't see
Parliament standing the test of time like they do. To each his own, just keep rocking.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 22, 2014 01:08 AM (eBupg)

What you don't get is that we love that, too -- I have prog out the yin-yang, New Age, Pop, Folk.....but funk is standing in some weird venue with some girl out-of-your-league that you somehow managed to con into going with you, when both of you start bouncing and swaying to the groove.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 09:54 PM (T1005)

640 Best part, I've got it all on vinyl!

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 09:55 PM (7Yh/w)

641 I remain and will always be a Slayer fan. That's my genre. That's my music, that's what moves me. But the P-funk? With George Clinton? No shit? Let's party, that's *everyone's* music...lol

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 09:56 PM (54dkR)

642 613 We are still - and in my mind will always remain - a center-right nation. The only thing that can fuck that up is importation of voters....importation of culture. We will still be America, just not the same one of our founders.

And that...well...that will suck.

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 01:13 AM (54dkR)

Not if we have anything to do with it.

Posted by: NEA lovin' the Common Core at January 21, 2014 09:56 PM (T1005)

643 If you get a chance to go see a Funk Show on Halloween, take it. ...and bring as many chicks as you can convince to go with you.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 09:57 PM (7Yh/w)

644 I remain and will always be a Slayer fan. HELL AWAITS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEeRL94Rzbw

Posted by: SLAYER! at January 21, 2014 09:59 PM (7Yh/w)

645 What a night; I'm sitting here @ work and every other post is NSFW!

Posted by: bill-o at January 21, 2014 10:00 PM (AWwDY)

646 638 Again, I don't think it goes to hell all at once, uniformly, everywhere. I see the federal government going increasingly broke and having to prioritize, maybe even starting before TFG leaves office. The most vulnerable places to the necessary spending cuts will be the cities in blue states, and there will be urban unrest. We in the red states will be just fine, but we need to be prepared to take in family members and other refugees who will leave the hellholes for good for what we have to offer. The red counties in the blue states will be closer to the action, so to speak, and folks who live there might find themselves having to band together for self-defense and mutual protection. In the end, there will be a restructuring to a smaller federal government within recognized Constitutional boundaries (and Levin's Constitutional convention may be the vehicle through which it's done). This will all play out over a generation, and it's going to be ugly.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 21, 2014 10:00 PM (HubSo)

647 The USSR did not start to collapse until the paychecks started to bounce.

Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2014 10:02 PM (AW7Gr)

648 Did a show recently with a guitarist who opened for Clinton for 11 years, and got to play with Parliament for a song or two each night also. I asked him how that came out. He said, "I had a stroke and four of the guys are dead." He just played a reunion with George in Denver a few weeks ago. I've got show that he's on next month. Talented fellow.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 21, 2014 10:03 PM (1Y+hH)

649 643 I remain and will always be a Slayer fan. That's my genre. That's my music, that's what moves me.

But the P-funk? With George Clinton? No shit? Let's party, that's *everyone's* music...lol

Posted by: akula51 at January 22, 2014 01:56 AM (54dkR)

@641.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 10:03 PM (T1005)

650 646 SLAYER! Will a more furious 29 minutes of metal ever be recorded? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcPtselacs So honored to have seen this live...twice, 20 years apart.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 10:04 PM (54dkR)

651

639. We remain an exceptional nation. We contain exceptional patriots. If anything, seriously - if nothing else, I think that buys us the ability to get a lot closer to "right" within a generation or two - as opposed to ten.

this is my thought also. "this lady may have stumbled, but she ain't never fell"

NamGrunt (?) i thought put up a good post o/a the day CJ roberts maid the decision.

it will be a long fight to change direction. even then...

Posted by: dDan at January 21, 2014 10:04 PM (hwYmz)

652 Whoo, it's taking complete words out now, great.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 21, 2014 10:05 PM (1Y+hH)

653 Got to see lots of Slayer shows. Got to see a few P-Funk / Parliament Halloween bashes, too. Too much fun.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 10:07 PM (7Yh/w)

654 Live music. Always a good time. Best show I've seen recently? About 4 or 7 or some number of years ago...Duran Duran at the Fox in STL. Again, way outside my genre...but I swear, it was like they thawed those guys out of carbon freeze for the show. Everything was just as I remembered it 20 years before (including most of the scantily-clad fans)...as good as seeing the Four Tops or Temptations in the 1980s.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 21, 2014 10:10 PM (54dkR)

655 The USSR did not start to collapse until the paychecks started to bounce. Posted by: navybrat at January 22, 2014 02:02 AM (AW7Gr) The USSR collapse for the same reason that Louis XVI's France did: They tried to reform the system to save it. If something is rotten to the core you either try to stave of anything that might blow over your house of straw, or you force revolutionary change. Trying to "reform" the system will lead to ruin. I fear that this is the route that will be taken here, with all the blame pushed on the good people who tried for honest reform by those who had ultimately caused the problem. The best we can hope for, perhaps, is a Remnant. Perhaps started afresh, the new American Beauty Rose will again be able to grow in all its splendorÂ… provided that the void in the interim is not filled by foreign influenceÂ…

Posted by: The Hat of DOOM at January 21, 2014 10:12 PM (AymDN)

656 Recent live music:

Toby Keith was a lot of fun, although very commercial. He's an entrepreneur.

Van Morrison was amazing.

But my girlfriend and I love the Mavericks. They are an awesome live band.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 21, 2014 10:13 PM (HubSo)

657 648 638 Again, I don't think it goes to hell all at once, uniformly, everywhere. I see the federal government going increasingly broke and having to prioritize, maybe even starting before TFG leaves office. The most vulnerable places to the necessary spending cuts will be the cities in blue states, and there will be urban unrest. We in the red states will be just fine, but we need to be prepared to take in family members and other refugees who will leave the hellholes for good for what we have to offer. The red counties in the blue states will be closer to the action, so to speak, and folks who live there might find themselves having to band together for self-defense and mutual protection. In the end, there will be a restructuring to a smaller federal government within recognized Constitutional boundaries (and Levin's Constitutional convention may be the vehicle through which it's done). This will all play out over a generation, and it's going to be ugly.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 22, 2014 02:00 AM (HubSo)

My suspicion is that it'll start going sideways when people realize that the fourth section of the 14th amendment -- which begins: "The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned." -- (a) means something entirely different from what they think it does, and (b) has as much actual value as King Canute's command of the tides -- http://tinyurl.com/y98we7m .

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 10:14 PM (T1005)

658 Speaking of Mavericks, there is a chance that the surfing championship will be called for Friday at Half Moon Bay, CA.

I may have to be there for that.

Posted by: navybrat at January 21, 2014 10:15 PM (AW7Gr)

659 Saw The Reverend Horton Heat last week. Always a great show.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2014 10:18 PM (7Yh/w)

660

Oooooo I was clearly told Manwithnoparty was a THREAD_KILLER.

Thing is tho that the ONT's he's on tend to be about 400 posts longer than the ones he misses

Good job powering your way through the site dickheads, dude

Posted by: MAx at January 21, 2014 10:19 PM (b7yum)

661 Oh, c'mon....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 10:24 PM (T1005)

662 Feudal Japan-Inspired Game of Thrones Fanart http://tinyurl.com/ok4vhtf

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 21, 2014 10:25 PM (AymDN)

663 Now?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 10:25 PM (T1005)

664 And.....?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 10:25 PM (T1005)

665 Then?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 10:26 PM (T1005)

666 666 And.....? Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 02:25 AM (T1005) NowÂ… back to people posting.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 21, 2014 10:26 PM (AymDN)

667 Akula51 - I pray you're right. I think of how certain provisions of the ACA and Dodd/Frank are included just to make repeal close to impossible, the ongoing purge of many of our best generals and the trends in education (now including the library without books) and I'm struck with the suspicion that the enemy has succeeded in its efforts to stymy future opposition. When religion is gone how can you express the idea of an "inalienable right"? What power is greater than the secular authority that provides all that the individual can need or desire? Envy was promoted as a virtue. Come to think of it, all 7 deadly sins are now accepted or encouraged.

Posted by: jake just down york rd frm towson at January 21, 2014 10:31 PM (oa7bx)

668 I think we'll come as a society to understand that universal suffrage is an "oops". It might even be within the lifetime of some folks commenting here today. Posted by: akula51 Under what rubric would any LIV willingly give up the franchise? That would seem to strike across any understanding of the human psyche let alone just common sense.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 21, 2014 10:31 PM (cxs6V)

669 Posted by: MAx at January 22, 2014 02:19 AM (b7yum)

DAve, have you always been a dickhead or do you have to practice for hours on end? In other words, natural talent or a practiced skill?

I'm asking for a friend.

As to funk, I got to see War (and Grand Funk Railroad) about a year ago.

The World Is A Ghetto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKKMdmPBWRk

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 21, 2014 10:33 PM (wNF3N)

670 607 Damnit - because, HAMMERJACKS! OMG. Baltimore St. in the late 80s. That takes me back. Stupid plow just stopped in from of my house and banged the snow off it's blade, waking me up. Man, if it wasn't all snowy outside.....after watching that video I feel like driving down to Crazy John's for a cheesesteak.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 21, 2014 10:35 PM (N/cFh)

671 War -- Slippin' Into Darkness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGqsOX4g99k

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 21, 2014 10:38 PM (wNF3N)

672 Night all. Here is "Remember a Day" from Pink Floyd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmSjEu57Lxs

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 21, 2014 10:42 PM (AymDN)

673

671 Woo clever gnutbag. Ask your girl.

Don't know how you even figure into that conversation, but obviously you've been paying much more attention to me than i have to you. That's not likely to change.

Why do beta bitches such as yourself always feel some obligation to play captain save-a-ho???

Posted by: MAx at January 21, 2014 10:45 PM (b7yum)

674 From the Yahoogroup: That "PIV = Rape" lady is now ranting about how men reading her blog is oppression and rape and stuff: http://tinyurl.com/mtxrhdx

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 21, 2014 10:52 PM (AymDN)

675 674 Night all. Here is "Remember a Day" from Pink Floyd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmSjEu57Lxs Posted by: The Political Hat at January 22, 2014 02:42 AM (AymDN) A song written by Richard Wright. Once he died Pink Floyd died with him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 21, 2014 10:52 PM (oFCZn)

676 668 666 And.....?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 02:25 AM (T1005)

NowÂ… back to people posting.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 22, 2014 02:26 AM (AymDN)

So, on a tangent from music....."Velvet Green", by Jethro Tull, has always had an odd catch to me. About 2/3 of the song is a straightforward randy young lad, appreciative of female beauty and companionship.....but there's a two-line section that is set apart in the arrangement that is twisted and dark: "One dusky half-hour's ride up to the north. There lies your reputation and all that you're worth." This is echoed, later, by another disturbing couplet: "And the ragged dawn breaks on your battle scars. As you walk home cold and alone upon velvet green."

The rest of the song is playful and flirtatious, but those two couplets have an outsized impact by being so grotesque. In particular, the phrase, "all that you're worth" seems particularly egregious -- while the second couplet describes post-coital abandonment, characterization of someone as solely a one-time event is nastily dehumanizing.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 21, 2014 11:00 PM (T1005)

677 personally I think all the people dancing on abortion barbie's grave are in for a shock. women who vote left are not going to be bothered by the fact that she is a gold-digging shit of a person who pretends to be an upright feminist.

It will probably actually gain her support because she is just being shown to actually represent them more than they previously thought. If they would vote for Hillary (and they will) there is no end to the degree that they will delude themselves into thinking that "riding my way on the back of a man" is equal to "I earned it myself."

Protester: "Do you know how many animals had to die to make that coat?"

Margo Brofman: "Do you know how many animals I had to fuck to get this coat?"

When will people on the right realize that there is no point in waiting for leftists to realize that their candidates lie, are scum, and have no standards. That died with Gary Hart/Donna Rice.

Posted by: jc at January 21, 2014 11:24 PM (PlzOe)

678 More 80s Funk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w8-lXBtJlk

Posted by: bill-o at January 21, 2014 11:39 PM (AWwDY)

679 partial to the instrumental version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZEWe73qVW0

Posted by: bill-o at January 21, 2014 11:44 PM (AWwDY)

680 679 personally I think all the people dancing on abortion barbie's grave are in for a shock. women who vote left are not going to be bothered by the fact that she is a gold-digging shit of a person who pretends to be an upright feminist.

It will probably actually gain her support because she is just being shown to actually represent them more than they previously thought. If they would vote for Hillary (and they will) there is no end to the degree that they will delude themselves into thinking that "riding my way on the back of a man" is equal to "I earned it myself."

Protester: "Do you know how many animals had to die to make that coat?"

Margo Brofman: "Do you know how many animals I had to fuck to get this coat?"

When will people on the right realize that there is no point in waiting for leftists to realize that their candidates lie, are scum, and have no standards. That died with Gary Hart/Donna Rice.

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 03:24 AM (PlzOe)

Walked into a shitstorm, myself, with the BH tonight. I consider forcing a woman to bear a fetus to term to be unacceptable slavery....while lamenting the loss of a potential life. I also consider mandatory child support from an unwilling parent to be slavery -- if a father clearly says "no" before viability, there should be no continuing liability for child support after birth.

So when I described Wendy Davis' ridiculous filibuster and subsequent meltdown, I had every expectation that the BH would laugh along. After all, the Texas law in question is meant to avoid Gosnells and viable babies discarded in linen closets.....but the BH went off on a WoW tirade straight out of the media handbook.

On my way out, I tried to point out that social-cons may question the basis of laws, but will faithfully execute the ones as written, whereas Progs invent justifications for actions and blow-off the language of statutes.....and got only limited agreement.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 12:10 AM (T1005)

681 I'm watching RedEye from DVR. Am I the only person who has ever read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Rob Ford is Zaphod Beeblebrox. He is the show that the people expect while the real business of governing is done behind the scenes. Sadly also I think he is the face of the future for North American politics.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 22, 2014 12:14 AM (AzO5R)

682 BTW: I really don't think what I just said is all that tinfoil hatty. The city council revoked most of his executive powers and took them upon themselves. I didn't notice any move to impeach (can you do that in the English Commonwealth? Will the Queen allow it?). Seriously there has to be a fail safe for removing an executive without a pedigree and they have chosen not to exercise that fail safe because it grants the Council more power to follow their current course of action.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 22, 2014 12:23 AM (AzO5R)

683 ....and got only limited agreement.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 04:10 AM (T1005)

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part of it is just the difference between the sexes.

For example: as an experiment you can walk up to any man you never met before and say: "some people sure wear funny looking shoes." About 80%-90% of men will say something like "I know, I saw some shoes yesterday that were absolutely ....."

About 80%-90% of women would take it personal and if they said anything at all it would be: "What's wrong with my shoes?"

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 12:24 AM (PlzOe)

684 685 ....and got only limited agreement.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 04:10 AM (T1005)

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part of it is just the difference between the sexes.
For example: as an experiment you can walk up to any man you never met before and say: "some people sure wear funny looking shoes." About 80%-90% of men will say something like "I know, I saw some shoes yesterday that were absolutely ....."
About 80%-90% of women would take it personal and if they said anything at all it would be: "What's wrong with my shoes?"

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 04:24 AM (PlzOe)

I just know that I've got it reasonably square in my head....restrictions on abortion are womb-slavery, up to the point where another individual is involved....which can be fixed at the earliest point of external fetal viability 'cause if that ain't it, it's pretty damned close. Restrictions on fetal disavowal are straightforward slavery, and child support after birth should be just as noxious as forcing someone to bear an unwanted child to term.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 12:36 AM (T1005)

685 ........ just as noxious as forcing someone ......

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 04:36 AM (T1005)

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That is the whole point of the Margo Brofman quote (movie -- Switch, Jobeth Williams character) ---

The reason these women are voting left is so they can have a government thug to enslave someone. Otherwise they have to fuck someone they really don't want to. If they got everything they wanted they would get some asshole on the hook to pay all their bills and then a bunch of boytoys on the side to give them their thrills. And ..... you are supposed to pay high enough taxes to support the government thugs needed to make that be so.

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 12:40 AM (PlzOe)

686 687 ........ just as noxious as forcing someone ......

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 04:36 AM (T1005)

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That is the whole point of the Margo Brofman quote (movie -- Switch, Jobeth Williams character) ---

The reason these women are voting left is so they can have a government thug to enslave someone. Otherwise they have to fuck someone they really don't want to. If they got everything they wanted they would get some asshole on the hook to pay all their bills and then a bunch of boytoys on the side to give them their thrills. And ..... you are supposed to pay high enough taxes to support the government thugs needed to make that be so.

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 04:40 AM (PlzOe)

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This situation actually gives me a great curiosity about lesbian marriages. When gold-digging bitches starting treating women as they treat men it will be very interesting to see what happens next. Divorce courts are going to get even more weird than before.

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 12:43 AM (PlzOe)

687 I should point out that I tend to be pretty simplistic about things -- take, for instance, the Oregon baker who doesn't want to sell his cakes to gay weddings.....couldn't be easier -- if a cake is sitting on a shelf with a $35 price tag, and he refuses to sell....slammo! Whatever penalties he gets, he had coming......OTOH, if he had an ad about "create the cake of your dreams for $35", and he refused to do so.........then we're done here. Last I checked, there was a Constitutional provision regarding involuntary servitude, and it was against.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 12:45 AM (T1005)

688 Last I checked, there was a Constitutional provision regarding involuntary servitude, and it was against.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2014 04:45 AM (T1005)

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and the left was against that before and the left is against that now ......

some things never change. slavery allowed one to extend their life by stealing the time of others. until immortality shows up we will always be able to depend on their behavior along with all the mental gyrations they will go thru to justify it.

listening to any of their justifications as if those justifications have credence just makes us all idiots.

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 01:00 AM (PlzOe)

689 >> ======This situation actually gives me a great curiosity about lesbian marriages. When gold-digging bitches starting treating women as they treat men it will be very interesting to see what happens next. Divorce courts are going to get even more weird than before.

There is a relatively current case about a lesbo couple, that talked a guy into acting as the sperm donor for their kid as a favor. Now they have split up, and the gal with main custody wants the sperm donor to pay child support.

He didn't even get the dubious pleasure of fucking his way to daddyhood; they used artificial insem.

Kinda throws that whole morality play about 'you do the dicking, you bought the chicken' into a tailspin, eh? I'd be interested in hearing what a super so-con thinks about that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 22, 2014 01:00 AM (wNF3N)

690 I wouldn't say I can extrapolate the Rob Ford thing to the U.S. Executive and Legislative branches directly. I think a more direct analog is the executive departments. The real federal govt. isn't the POTUS, the SCOTUS or the legislature. The real fed. is the cabinet departments though the cabinet secretaries themselves are jokes. The most powerful people in the country are the chiefs of staff in the major cabinet departments.

Those folks decide what is what and they aren't elected. They span multiple administrations. They know where the bodies are buried. I was there and done that.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 22, 2014 01:31 AM (AzO5R)

691 it will bea long fight to change direction. even then... The problem as I see it is there is no political party which represents us. To change the direction of the Country will require likeminded individuals coming together to get things done. And I'm not talking the TEA Party. The TEA Party was a good start, but like any movement without a leader, it has been and will continue to be compromised by progressives running as 'TEA Party candidates'. What I had hoped for by now was some of the purged military brass speaking up, taking a stand for Freedom. Obviously that has not happened as they seem to love their pensions more than they love their Country. I honestly think the direction of the Country will change only when individuals start shooing IRS agents, TSA agents, any agents of They the Government. Only then will We the People be able to reassert ourselves, to govern ourselves using the fundamental foundation of a Constitutional Federal Representative Republic as handed down by the Founders. That is to say, only violence will change the direction of this Nation, to keep it from going further down the road to totalitarian Perdition. Not a pleasant thought at all.

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2014 01:33 AM (PpAf4)

692 Kinda throws that whole morality play about 'you do the dicking, you bought the chicken' into a tailspin, eh? I'd be interested in hearing what a super so-con thinks about that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 22, 2014 05:00 AM (wNF3N)

My views on involuntary daddyhood are the same as cthulhu's. Take away compulsory child support and I'll stop opposing abortion. I still won't like it, but I'll stop opposing it. In that vein, sperm donors that had absolutely no expectation of doing anything but supplying genetic material should be completely exempt from any sort of involuntary daddyhood at all, but given the nature of the beast lately (I'm thinking specifically of the guy in, I think it was PA, who donated to a sperm bank and then was tracked down to pay child support) a guy would have to be an absolute drooling imbecile to make any sorts of genetic deposits these days anywhere outside the shower drains.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2014 01:37 AM (yh0zB)

693 There is a relatively current case about a lesbo couple, that talked a guy into acting as the sperm donor for their kid as a favor. Now they have split up, and the gal with main custody wants the sperm donor to pay child support.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 22, 2014 05:00 AM (wNF3N)

I'd sue for custody instead, especially if I was in a stable relationship. How quick do you think that lawsuit would get withdrawn?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2014 01:39 AM (yh0zB)

694 a guy would have to be an absolute drooling imbecile to make any sorts of genetic deposits these days anywhere outside the shower drains.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 22, 2014 05:37 AM (yh0zB)

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drooling imbeciles are reproducing. Idiocracy by any other name .....

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 01:41 AM (PlzOe)

695 There is a relatively current case about a lesbo
couple, that talked a guy into acting as the sperm donor for their kid
as a favor. Now they have split up, and the gal with main custody wants
the sperm donor to pay child support.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 22, 2014 05:00 AM (wNF3N)

=====
Harrumph !!!! War on Wimminz !!!! Harrumph !!! Harrumph !!!!

Posted by: jc at January 22, 2014 01:49 AM (PlzOe)

696 Wendy has abandonment issues.

Child abandonment issues.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2014 02:21 AM (2O8+m)

697 Morning peeps in the box I see my stalker was here pooping on the thread again

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 22, 2014 02:37 AM (XruKb)

698 Oh, get ready for the probowl bad press maybe There was a chick screaming for the cops (8 cars responded) an hour ago in front of my place Across the street was a huge black dude talking to the cops yelling 'you know who I am' Ugggh

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 22, 2014 02:41 AM (XruKb)

699 Well, it stopped snowing.
Time to dig out.

Good morning to all you Wendy h8ters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, heteronormative vagitarien at January 22, 2014 02:49 AM (kFCo1)

700 It's here

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice, heteronormative vagitarien at January 22, 2014 02:54 AM (kFCo1)

701 I'm Wendy Davis, and I approved these lies.

Posted by: Abortion Barbie at January 22, 2014 04:38 AM (wtvvX)

702 Abbott should handle this with humor. Very simple statement should read: "Ms. Davis can continue to walk in her own shoes because Mr. Abbott does not believe in attacking others personally to win points in politics or to divert attention from bad news in his campaign...thats just how he rolls."

Posted by: Chris at January 22, 2014 05:38 AM (GVo9y)

703 Wendy, yours is not a Texas story of struggle. It's a "Dallas" rerun and every bit as authentic.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 22, 2014 05:50 AM (XO6WW)

704 Good God! Someone end Judith Warner's suffering before the monster hunters of Grimm find her.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 06:03 AM (x3YFz)

705 This is a woman who sued a newspaper all the way to the Supreme Court and she hasn't filed one writ against Abbott over these "horrible lies?" Something ain't right here. The dog didn't bark.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 22, 2014 06:15 AM (XO6WW)

706 What exactly HAS she achieved? How many pieces of significant legislation has she authored? How many precendent-setting or even big-ticket court cases has she won? What has Abortion Barbie actually DONE?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 22, 2014 06:16 AM (XO6WW)

707 Hell, Greg Abbot hasn't even walked a mile in his own shoes!!! Talk about not understanding suffering? "Abortion Barbie", as we call Pink Shoes Wendy here in The Republic of Texas, has poo on her pink shoes, but in typical Dem fashion, we can expect that it doesn't stink. As someone noted on the radio yesterday, Barky is the Historic First Black Preezie, Hillary is the Historic First Woman Something-or-other, and in the list of Firsts, Greg Abbot would be the Historic First Paraplegic Governor of Texas. But no one has mentioned this! GAW!!! Could it be that he's a Republican?

Posted by: MathMom at January 22, 2014 07:22 AM (sfpjg)

708 Greetings: In regard to your "gun trucks" item, we didn't have any of those, buy my favorite Platoon Sergeant was fond of saying, "If it moves put a gun on it. If it still moves, put another gun on it."

Posted by: 11B40 at January 22, 2014 08:28 AM (0eeaM)

709

Yeah, Abortion Barbie is down for the single mother struggle. Only in today's America with the media we have could someone with her past even get a sound bite, much less consideration of running for governor.

She should be relentlessly mocked.

Posted by: Advo at January 22, 2014 08:50 AM (7vbG1)

710

so, according to wendy, a person not living in a trailer is better than someone who does. got it.

Posted by: i like anchors at January 22, 2014 11:09 AM (MRpbd)

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