January 05, 2014
— Maetenloch
Tomorrow is the Most Depressing Day of the Year
Or at least the day of the most depressed whinging on social media.
Tomorrow is set to be the most depressing day of the year, according to a new study.
Extensive analysis of social media reveals that the first Monday back at work in January is the most miserable.
On the other hand if you do get through Monday, you're past the hump.
Melissa Harris-Perry Weeps to Keep Her Job
Over her mocking of Romney and his adopted black grandson. Of course now she claims that any offense was unintentional but Dan Riehl points out that this is a lie and the entire segment was an exercise in snark and there wasn't any other reason to show Romney and his grandson.
And Rick Moran has a theory on why MSNBC hosts seem to have such a problem with behaving decently on the air (Martin Bashir and Alec Baldwin have already lost their jobs after one transgression too many):
Harris-Perry, Baldwin, Bashir, Schultz, and Hayes are not doing anything differently in front of the camera than they do when in casual conversation among themselves and their liberal friends. The wildly exaggerated caricatures of conservatives they routinely use to describe their political opponents - ascribing evil intent to every action, every utterance - is part of liberal culture. It's a laziness of thought and mind that has become second nature to them. And, secure in their arrogant belief of moral superiority, they fail to see their own racism, their own bigotry, their own hateful, hurtful attitudes unless someone steps out and throws it in their face.
It makes you think, what are they apologizing for? They're not sorry. This is how they talk. This is what they think.
To the left conservatives are the evil Other and so the usual bounds of decent behavior simply do not apply to them.
And believe it or not the Romney-grandson mocking is only the 5th dumbest thing Melissa Harris-Perry has said in 2013. And then you have some of her greatest hits from previous years.
Physicists Fail to Find Time Travelers
Surely one of the main ways to vet someone who claims to be a time traveler is their knowledge of something that has not yet occurred. This concept inspired Nemeroff (co-creator and editor of the Astronomy Picture Of the Day website) and Wilson to search the internet for signs of anachronistic factoids. For example, a post from 2006 containing the phrase "President Obama" would hardly be anachronistic, as his potential candidacy was already being discussed.
...Most search engines have a great deal of difficulty searching for items posted within a given slice of time. After studying the capabilities of a number of search engines and social media, our intrepid investigators chose Twitter as their hunting ground. With one exception deemed overly speculative (as described above), they came up empty. No evidence of precogniscience appeared in roughly a trillion tweets. They further performed a number of related searches, which came up empty.
So maybe you can only time travel into the future (and not via the boring waiting-for-things-to-happen way). Or perhaps savvy time travelers have ways of dealing with physicists who spot them and talk about it.
The Biggest Danger to U-2 Pilots
Is not what you think.
Part of flying the U-2 at operational altitudes at and above 70,000 feet, well over twice the altitude that is unable to support life, is knowing and managing the medical risks, the cockpit pressurization system (which only pressurizes the aircraft to 29,000 feet, not the comfortable 8,000 feet of a jetliner) and the pilot's pressure suit (the only thing that will keep him alive if his cockpit pressurization fails, or if he has to abandon the aircraft without descending into thicker air). The aeromedical risks include the scourges of mountaineers - high altitude pulmonary edema and high altitude cerebral edema. But there's also a constant risk of Decompression Sickness (DCS): as divers have long known it, "the bends."
And for a number of possible reasons U-2 pilots are suffering from DCS more and more in recent years.
Complete with socialist evening wear and the hint of imminent pancake making.
US Government Prepares to Regulate Hand and Face Transplants
The SEC Wants To Regulate All Crowdfunding
"Proposed new rules require that funding portals register with the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Financial Intermediary Regulatory Authority. In addition, investors must have access to a business plan, use of proceeds, a valuation of the company, and financials, so Certified Public Accountants may be needed. The SEC estimates that for amounts under $100,000, the fees will be 12.9% to 39% of the money raised, though it may drop to under 8% for higher amounts.
Because everything must be regulated by the government even if currently it has no problems. Or else CHAOS!
Pervy for him, patriarchy-smashing for her.
On the train, I clandestinely turned the vibrator on, but couldn't figure out a comfortable way to sit because they don't have helpful pamphlets on the ergonomics of public masturbation. Also, I was dripping tzatziki sauce on my skirt. From somewhere else in the car came the whooping cough of a small child, which oddly enough was not doing it for me sexually. By Union Square, it was working physically, but to have an orgasm you also have to be in The Zone mentally, and I was about eighty miles and one off-road path from The Zone, no matter how hard I tried.. I did not have an orgasm. However I finished my gyro, which was actually pretty good.
Whatever Happened To Fitness Television Programs?
From the original Jack LaLanne show to the 80s-licious 20 Minute Workout fitness shows seem to have vanished from the airways. About all you see these days are late night exercise infomercials.
Weekly Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [1075 comments] 'Sven10077' [150.82 posts/day]
2 [393 comments] 'Nip Sip'
3 [376 comments] 'garrett'
4 [364 comments] 'Mike Hammer'
5 [364 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)'
6 [347 comments] 'grammie winger'
7 [346 comments] 'Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition)'
8 [302 comments] 'Niedermeyer's Dead Horse'
9 [298 comments] 'cthulhu'
10 [285 comments] 'Carol '
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [81 names] 'The Political Hat' [11.36 unique names/day]
2 [54 names] 'fluffy'
3 [48 names] 'Beakman's cold, cold World'
4 [46 names] 'Doctor Fish'
5 [41 names] 'Meremortal, throw your paper'
6 [36 names] 'Brandon In Baton Rouge'
7 [32 names] 'Nip Sip'
8 [32 names] 'phreshone'
9 [29 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
10 [26 names] 'wth'
The group. Yeah.
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Posted by: Arbalest at January 05, 2014 06:07 PM (FlRtG)
Damn, I even surprised myself, getting here before rest of the thundering herd!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2014 06:08 PM (vvk2F)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 05, 2014 06:08 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 06:09 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2014 06:09 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Arbalest at January 05, 2014 06:09 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: John Titor at January 05, 2014 06:11 PM (wSrLR)
I am gonna go launch myself into the sun...
decent analysis of Mewiss Hawwis Pewwy and MSLSD by the way.
Congrats to the top tens, commiserations where needed....
I'll be in the crying tent.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:11 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:12 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Xtalta, qulamf regnant from the year 4356 at January 05, 2014 06:13 PM (/cUUk)
thanks SEC I was laboring under the mistaken impression my country might be recoverable.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:13 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 06:14 PM (z4WKX)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: John Titor at January 05, 2014 06:14 PM (wSrLR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2014 06:14 PM (wNF3N)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 06:14 PM (4Mv1T)
"On the other hand if you do get through Monday, you're past the hump"
heheheh eh heheh... you said "hump"... heheheh eh heheheh
Posted by: beavis at January 05, 2014 06:14 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Mindy at January 05, 2014 06:15 PM (Bs5ky)
Posted by: Voice № 14½ in the Political Hat's Head at January 05, 2014 06:16 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Mugabe dabby doo at January 05, 2014 06:16 PM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 06:16 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 06:16 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2014 06:17 PM (nzKvP)
10 rickl at January 05, 2014 10:10 PM (sdi6R)
I am hoping it is an anomaly. Wife pulled duty twice and I wound up being here at the house more than I intended after I cut the trip a bit short. Add in mild insomnia, and a few topics that pissed me off and bam I have 1100ish posts....
I am still only about 1/3d to my "best."
I am trying to indulge in the narcissism that my posts were more intelligible and erudite this week than most before the winter and am pondering retiring some of my crypticism when I do post.
Happy New Year all
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:17 PM (TE35l)
And what will the SEC do to regulate overseas people who are using Kickstarter and Indiegogo?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:17 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2014 06:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2014 06:18 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 05, 2014 06:18 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Kyle Reese at January 05, 2014 06:18 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: BuddyPC at January 05, 2014 06:18 PM (bYQ1a)
Posted by: The humpster who loves humping at January 05, 2014 06:18 PM (/cUUk)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 05, 2014 06:19 PM (m3Cp/)
Being in the top ten is not something lamentable, nor laudable in moderation....
Being in the top ten in about 4 days of active posting by an order of the next 3 combined often is well....
never mind I'll vent to my therapist.
Get better Carol, post as much as you like...there's always next week.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:19 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: yo yo yo! at January 05, 2014 06:19 PM (o+MpZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 06:19 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 05, 2014 06:20 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 05, 2014 06:20 PM (G5cc0)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 06:20 PM (4Mv1T)
I almost used him as a peer for the gentleman yesterday in heroism....
Dear God they are all leaving....
say thanks to the ones you see.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:21 PM (TE35l)
Just wait until they get total control.
Orwell's 1984 was the expurgated version of the manual. I no longer expect any assistance from the GOP in even slowing the disintegration, and actually expect many of them (Rep Peter King comes to mind) are cheering Obama and his minions on!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2014 06:21 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: BubbaLou at January 05, 2014 06:22 PM (/cUUk)
If it moves, tax it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2014 06:22 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 05, 2014 06:22 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Mindy at January 05, 2014 06:22 PM (Bs5ky)
Posted by: yo yo yo! at January 05, 2014 06:22 PM (o+MpZ)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 06:23 PM (z4WKX)
It takes a village.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at January 05, 2014 06:24 PM (0It32)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2014 06:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Melissa with a hyphen and a few crocodile tears at January 05, 2014 06:24 PM (/cUUk)
contra Asimov's conjecture.
In other news, it seems the Palestinian mission in Czechoslavakia, was part of an arms smuggling ring, I know I was shocked, too.
Posted by: dick jones at January 05, 2014 06:24 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 06:25 PM (z4WKX)
Geez Thanks Maet.
Posted by: Steck at January 05, 2014 06:26 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at January 05, 2014 06:26 PM (55ZUf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 06:26 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 06:26 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:26 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: MAx10077 at January 05, 2014 06:27 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: yo yo yo! at January 05, 2014 06:27 PM (o+MpZ)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 05, 2014 06:27 PM (m3Cp/)
When Anna Puma asked on Soviet Leaders I flashed to Brezhnev. People forget just how long he held the football. Second only to Stalin any success of his rule was simply the gradual recovery from Stalin and WW2 by 1970 the "growth"(which was really a return to a non STalinzed mean) was gone.
Brezhnev presided over the slow implosion of the Soviet economy and the cratering of the Soviet local party system oversight to the point that by the time the "3 new bosses in 4.5 years" period was over Gorbachev was stuck in an unsustainable clusterfuck with a zombified party base.
If any of this sounds eerily familiar look hard at labor participation and actual inflation indexed GDP growth.
If Obama allows the 22d to remove him from overt power he won't have the apparent Brezhnev seat BUT we're gonna elect another donk and on and on.
It took Brezhnevonomics and his apathy a quarter century to obliterate the Soviet Union....
I am betting we're locked in.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:27 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 05, 2014 06:27 PM (qyfb5)
I am gonna go launch myself into the sun...
decent analysis of Mewiss Hawwis Pewwy and MSLSD by the way.
Congrats to the top tens, commiserations where needed....
I'll be in the crying tent.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:11 PM (TE35l)
Oh, crap -- I'm on it again.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 06:27 PM (T1005)
Posted by: puddleglum at January 05, 2014 06:28 PM (8SsiG)
Posted by: yo yo yo! at January 05, 2014 06:28 PM (o+MpZ)
The best thing bout those exercise babes is that you know they have full bushes and don't look like children down there
That's GROSS
Posted by: MAx10077 at January 05, 2014 06:29 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 06:29 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 05, 2014 06:29 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: --- at January 05, 2014 06:29 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 05, 2014 06:30 PM (UG4tr)
Posted by: puddleglum at January 05, 2014 06:30 PM (8SsiG)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 06:30 PM (DmNpO)
Mr. BTEG does start work again tomorrow after a nice vacation, but from home, due to the weather. Hopefully he will only be a little depressed in that case.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 05, 2014 06:30 PM (yE8uc)
From the Michelle's Mirror site, how Gaylord views things. http://tinyurl.com/lszqr9j
We got Zaphod but without the snazz.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:30 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: MAx10077 at January 05, 2014 06:30 PM (b7yum)
Interesting to see the posting about Soviet cruises from English Russia. I roam that site regularly, what a fascinating snapshot of Russia now and in the past. Just don't go into the comments, they are whacked.
Neat day today, took the Rogers and Spencer out for a run. Been too long since any of the charcoal burners got some exercise. I do love shooting them.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 05, 2014 06:31 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: yo yo yo! at January 05, 2014 06:31 PM (o+MpZ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 05, 2014 06:31 PM (W3UHW)
Posted by: George Takei at January 05, 2014 06:32 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 05, 2014 06:32 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2014 06:32 PM (8Fl6F)
I tend to not focus on being clear, or further willfully using lateral wording because my wife is part of the system The darker angels of my nature fear being noticed(not for the uniqueness or the supreme worthiness of my posts) and having some Obama Booster winnow out my identity and hurting my wife's career. He and more importantly his fans are in my estimation that petty.
The thing is I am slowly accepting that if not a majority too large a plurality think these last five years are just ducky EXCEPT for the GOP having the House and the Tea Party being allowed ANY political voice at all. In an environment like that the idea that I should hold my tongue ONLY until the pendulum returns to mean is folly. May as well be clear and take any lumps that come.
The lumps ARE coming for us all.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:32 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 05, 2014 06:33 PM (Usdw3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:33 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at January 05, 2014 06:33 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 06:33 PM (aTXUx)
When I watched "Atlas Shrugged Pt the oneth", I thought I was watching NBC network news when Wesley Mouch came on to announce one of the government initiatives.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2014 06:33 PM (o3MSL)
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Posted by: Pimclet Tilsun at January 05, 2014 06:34 PM (rBiJX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 06:34 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 05, 2014 06:35 PM (UG4tr)
Posted by: Mindy at January 05, 2014 06:36 PM (Bs5ky)
Posted by: Dave M at January 05, 2014 06:37 PM (dbm77)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:37 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Lapdog Media at January 05, 2014 06:38 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: yo yo yo! at January 05, 2014 06:38 PM (o+MpZ)
The fellow leading the SS Chilly Willow expedition is rather interesting.
Did you know he is not an Aussie but a brit and he claims he has invented a way to convert wood to charcoal with no heat or release of CO2 in the process?
http://tinyurl.com/pxmzjma
WUWT on the SS Chilly Willy.
The left is allowed to run their cons, often with academia using community chest funds to act as a booster but individuals may not apply.
This civilization is a palace of mirrors.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:38 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: lindafell at January 05, 2014 06:39 PM (PGO8C)
Well, they started dropping off in late 2014, but yeah, that's pretty much how it goes.
Posted by: John Titor at January 05, 2014 06:39 PM (wSrLR)
Romantic Soviet cruises......
PJ O'Rourke's "Ship Of Fools" essay comes to mind.
http://tinyurl.com/3lrdhkl
Also, looks to me like every photo in that series revolves around booze, cigs, food or implied threesomes.
'sup jackwagons
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2014 06:39 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Joel Goodsen at January 05, 2014 06:40 PM (k1oUE)
"Cognitive Dissonance" and "Grant Money" go hand in hand (like "Summer Ice" and "Antarctica")!!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2014 06:40 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 10:27 PM (T1005) Hide posts from (T1005)
I don't have that problem anymore.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 05, 2014 10:29 PM (qyfb5)
I probably could've stayed off if last night had gone as planned.....but the BH's unexpected stay in Atlanta put the kibosh on that.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 06:40 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:38 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2014 06:42 PM (o3MSL)
"Melissa Harris-Perry Weeps to Keep Her Job"
Sorry, but the Ghost of Acceptable Republican Behavior has spoken:
Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor 31 Dec
C'mon, guys. If you're still talking about Melissa Harris Perry, then there's something wrong with you. Time to move on.
So, guess that's that.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2014 06:42 PM (kdS6q)
Thanks, for clarity by duty I mean she is about 11 blocks away in the barracks watching over the kids America and some other points of interest send to the US Army to turn into finance clerks and pac clerks.
This burden is so light I hardly feel it at all, other than not having her here for 24-27 hours to beat me off the site with the clue bat.
It was when she was downrange that I was a legit, near perpetual bundle of nerves.
The Iraq tour was harder than the 'ghani tour for her, my son and I all three.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:42 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 05, 2014 06:42 PM (W3UHW)
Anna, I remember reading about that. Given our present course, I can see us traveling that sad road.
Has to absolutely GALL the Brits who still care.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 05, 2014 06:42 PM (SAMxH)
Look at those spokes on those rims on the Dodge Ram he drives.
Gabriel Malor, Suave Truck Driver.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:43 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2014 10:42 PM (kdS6q)
And our beloved loser Romney basically said forgive and forget, so that MHP clip won't be played to any advantage (sort of like forgetting about Benghazi).
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2014 06:43 PM (o3MSL)
A shameless plug for our patriotic drama/thriller feature on the war on terror and homefront, "The Divided," now up on Amazon Video. If you have time to check it out, our appreciation.
http://tinyurl.com/l34vnoa
Stephen Bannon selected the film for the GI Film Festival a few years ago in D.C., where we premiered to an audience of vets and families. Andrew Breibart was there. It was a good moment. We're currently working on a project about Leftist media slander. As you might guess, we're among the minority in Hollywood.
Posted by: rrpjr at January 05, 2014 06:44 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Mindy at January 05, 2014 06:44 PM (Bs5ky)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 05, 2014 06:44 PM (qyfb5)
Did that realtor ever get a hold of you? I forwarded your info, figured it would be easier and less would be lost in translation than info going back and forth thru 3-4 people.
Posted by: lindafell at January 05, 2014 10:39 PM (PGO8C)
Hey Linda! No, not yet. We had a very productive trip -- likely we'll get an apartment and then keep searching from there. Selling a house in ChicagoLand is gonna be a chore.
Posted by: Steck at January 05, 2014 06:45 PM (RL7U1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 05, 2014 06:46 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Mindy at January 05, 2014 06:47 PM (Bs5ky)
And our beloved loser Romney basically said forgive and forget
Posted by: Hrothgar
No doubt a man who can't manage the slightest hint of righteous outrage to defend his own children would have done an awesome job standing up to the Democrats.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 05, 2014 06:47 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Stuff on John Lennon's blog ... at January 05, 2014 06:47 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 05, 2014 06:47 PM (dCwZe)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2014 06:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:48 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Mindy at January 05, 2014 06:48 PM (Bs5ky)
Posted by: lindafell at January 05, 2014 06:48 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 06:49 PM (GmQA7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2014 06:50 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:51 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 06:51 PM (Rc23U)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at January 05, 2014 06:52 PM (O+0br)
The thing is, I happen to have believed Lee Atwater when he said that the best way to get left alone is to bother them first.
I did a lot of reflecting on the trip, saw a lot of carnage on the freeways from low visibility, and was flooded out of my hotel in Columbus Indiana.
In other words barring any of the cars and semis that wrecked having people dead I had a good time.
If we are trying to defend a properly civil republic with the goal of having genuine equality and unity so far as foreign policy goes why would I not be inspired to try to destroy the people on the other side of the aisle who have NO interest in those goals except as it relates to obliterating my policy preferences so completely they are taboo to be mentioned in public?
Things I am pondering.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:52 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 06:52 PM (DmNpO)
I'll pass too...although I must admit thy beak has pierced my heart....to remind me I rate lower than Bradley manning m'lady...(just kidding Anna)
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:53 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 06:54 PM (GmQA7)
Posted by: Gandalf the Grey Panther Liberation Front... at January 05, 2014 06:54 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 06:55 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 06:56 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 06:57 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 05, 2014 06:57 PM (ojnk6)
It was a good yule, Ms 10077 enjoyed reading highlights from the posts to me as I drove west and then to the north and east finally coming back here.
Keep your heads up, follow your conscience with regards to this election season, and try to hold on to as much that is good as you can.
Night-o all.
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:57 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: The Farmer at January 05, 2014 06:57 PM (eBupg)
Posted by: lindafell at January 05, 2014 06:58 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 05, 2014 06:59 PM (dCwZe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 07:00 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 05, 2014 07:01 PM (Myqtp)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 05, 2014 07:01 PM (W3UHW)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:01 PM (4Mv1T)
Soothsven, Alex the Sven, Navypoposven?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 10:56 PM (k1oUE)
cthulsven?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 07:02 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 07:02 PM (GmQA7)
Posted by: The Sven Hat at January 05, 2014 07:03 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 07:03 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: lindafell at January 05, 2014 07:04 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 10:16 PM
I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!!!
Posted by: nicholas cage at January 05, 2014 07:04 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at January 05, 2014 07:04 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: The Political Sven at January 05, 2014 07:05 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 07:05 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 07:05 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2014 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at January 05, 2014 07:05 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 05, 2014 07:05 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative socking Sven at January 05, 2014 07:06 PM (dCwZe)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative socking Sven at January 05, 2014 07:06 PM (dCwZe)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative socking Sven at January 05, 2014 07:06 PM (dCwZe)
Posted by: The Hat of Sven (won't he be surprised) at January 05, 2014 07:06 PM (AymDN)
The bill for this political advice will be submitted via courier so that it can remain untraceable.
Yours
Karl
Posted by: Karl "Sven" Rover at January 05, 2014 07:07 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 07:08 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: The Sven Hat at January 05, 2014 07:08 PM (AymDN)
egad, THAT's weird.
Well tfg has moobs...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 11:05 PM (k1oUE)
I am not liking "sven's moobs destroy" any better....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 07:08 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative socking Sven at January 05, 2014 07:08 PM (dCwZe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 07:09 PM (k1oUE)
That reminds me of the old line, "There's no such thing as bad PR."
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 05, 2014 07:10 PM (+XVQe)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:10 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: boulder toilet sven at January 05, 2014 07:10 PM (YJSRY)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 11:08 PM
I find it strangely arousing.
Posted by: barry soetoro at January 05, 2014 07:10 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 05, 2014 07:11 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 05, 2014 07:11 PM (W3UHW)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 05, 2014 07:13 PM (+XVQe)
Posted by: Dukesven Lowell at January 05, 2014 07:13 PM (o9Rp5)
Walked outdoors with Spastic Lab--it is slicker than owlshit through a tin horn right now.
Temp is 29 degrees, very light rain that freezes instantly.
Tomorrow ought to be a real treat.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 05, 2014 07:14 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Avi at January 05, 2014 07:14 PM (kcF49)
152 Chem Sven Posted by: Tobacco Road
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:14 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 05, 2014 07:14 PM (+XVQe)
Posted by: Avi at January 05, 2014 07:16 PM (kcF49)
Posted by: Lilly Liebowitz at January 05, 2014 07:16 PM (iB0Q2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2014 07:16 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 05, 2014 07:17 PM (+XVQe)
Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 05, 2014 07:18 PM (m9V0o)
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It couldn't possibly be because the Air Force has been cutting back on maintenance folks for the pilot's equipment. Just like the cutbacks on nuclear weapons technicians lead to the BIG fail when a bomber flew from Minot AFB to Barksdale AFB with live weapons on board.
God! I hate this government.
Posted by: RoadRunner at January 05, 2014 07:18 PM (kw1xk)
Posted by: no good deed at January 05, 2014 07:19 PM (HsJeN)
Since it's 1/5/14 now, we could do it on 5/1/14 or something. have a Sven Flash Mob.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 07:19 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 05, 2014 07:19 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Ribald Conservative socking Sven at January 05, 2014 07:20 PM (dCwZe)
Posted by: Mindy aka Svendy at January 05, 2014 07:20 PM (Bs5ky)
*trinken trinken trinken*
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 05, 2014 07:20 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 07:20 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: AltonJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Sven Ramone at January 05, 2014 07:21 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Zombie Matthew Crawley at January 05, 2014 07:21 PM (aDwsi)
You got into CAC's stash?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 05, 2014 07:21 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 05, 2014 07:21 PM (AzO5R)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 07:22 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:22 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: lindafell at January 05, 2014 07:23 PM (PGO8C)
NeverSvenup?
Vic?
Posted by: Ribald Conservative socking Sven at January 05, 2014 11:20 PM (dCwZe)
I believe that last one should be "Svic".
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 07:24 PM (T1005)
We were all following Pvt. Manning's lead after he just up and decided he was a girl and wanted to referred to as Chelsea. And damned if the MSM actually accommodated his request.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2014 07:24 PM (POpqt)
He picks up the next one, looks at it, and hammers it into the roof
The next one, he hammers it into the roof; the next one, he throws it away.
Ole says, "Sven, why do you throw away half the nails?"
Sven says, "Ole, don't you see, they have the point on the wrong end!"
Ole says, “Sven, don't be such a dummy! Those are for the OTHER side of the roof!”
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 05, 2014 07:24 PM (hO8IJ)
A 1% raise in the sales tax.
It was first pitched to help fix the water system. Now they are saying it will also go to repairing the crumbling roads.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 07:24 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 07:25 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 05, 2014 07:25 PM (jucos)
Posted by: 10077 Hats at January 05, 2014 07:25 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at January 05, 2014 07:25 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:26 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 05, 2014 07:27 PM (+XVQe)
Posted by: Margarita DeSvenville at January 05, 2014 07:27 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 05, 2014 07:28 PM (WlWt+)
“SVEN SVENSON???” she shrieks. “You’ve hated him all your life!”
Ole answers, “Yep, I still do.”
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 05, 2014 07:28 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Sven № 24 at January 05, 2014 07:28 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 07:28 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 05, 2014 07:29 PM (jucos)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 05, 2014 07:29 PM (Myqtp)
Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 07:29 PM (3s5AQ)
Posted by: AltonChelseaJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 07:29 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Toure' and Dyson at January 05, 2014 07:30 PM (/cUUk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2014 07:30 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: NotSven at January 05, 2014 07:30 PM (8HiDF)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:30 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Those two dippy sluts in Fargo, being interviewed by Marge Gundersen at January 05, 2014 07:32 PM (/cUUk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2014 07:32 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:32 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: AltonChelseaJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 07:33 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Bjorn10077 at January 05, 2014 07:35 PM (GmQA7)
Greetings fellow Mormons.
As you may be aware, I'm often invited to address MENSA meetings across this great country. By way of preparation I consult the Comments section here at Ace to see if sven has held forth on matters of great concern to my MENSA brothers, sisters and transgendered.
True story. All my stories are true, and some are actually grounded on personal experience in the real world of Washington, DC. The District has been my life, except for Scranton, and Delaware and and other world capitals.
By the way, I won't be running for President in 2016, as Hillary has promised me Secretary of State. It's a higher office. About 38,000 ft. Hillary says.
Posted by: Joe "sven" Biden at January 05, 2014 07:35 PM (TvFox)
Posted by: AshSven Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrCaniac at January 05, 2014 07:36 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2014 07:37 PM (sdi6R)
We're gonna sven a party!
We're gonna sven a party!
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 05, 2014 07:37 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Yogi Yorgesson at January 05, 2014 07:37 PM (FlRtG)
Like this?
http://gamingnerdherder.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rambosmurf_large.jpg
Posted by: The Hickster at January 05, 2014 07:38 PM (TI3xG)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:38 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: AltonChelseaJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)
---
Great hash. Megyn Kelly, is that you?
Posted by: Dukesven Lowell at January 05, 2014 07:41 PM (o9Rp5)
Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 07:41 PM (3s5AQ)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Ifinite Svens at January 05, 2014 07:43 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: JeffSvenBezos at January 05, 2014 07:43 PM (ojnk6)
@AHMalcolm
CNN's John King reporting tonight that Liz Cheney is dropping her primary challenge of Wyoming Sen. Mike Enzi.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 05, 2014 07:43 PM (dwArK)
Posted by: toby928© at January 05, 2014 07:43 PM (QupBk)
"Sven! Sven! Sven! Wonderful Sven!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 07:44 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Melissa Hari-Kari at January 05, 2014 07:45 PM (3s5AQ)
Posted by: 政治的なSven at January 05, 2014 07:45 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 07:45 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Simplesven at January 05, 2014 07:45 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: The Farmer at January 05, 2014 07:45 PM (eBupg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2014 07:46 PM (o9Rp5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 05, 2014 07:46 PM (aDwsi)
Sven, Sven, Sven, Sven
It's a blog all full of Sven
There's no one here but Sven
So throw your decoders overboard
There's no one here but Sven, Sven, Sven, Sven
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 07:46 PM (wSrLR)
Posted by: AltonChelseaJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 07:46 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: политический Sven at January 05, 2014 07:47 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 05, 2014 07:48 PM (ewYO6)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 07:49 PM (WdbF7)
Posted by: The Political Sven at January 05, 2014 07:49 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: AltonChelseaJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 07:51 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 05, 2014 07:51 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: AshSven Judd's Puffy Scamper, the poster formerly known as MrSven at January 05, 2014 07:51 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 07:51 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 05, 2014 11:48 PM (ewYO6)
but do you have your onesies on?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 07:51 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 07:52 PM (vJdyz)
Lake Michigan is freezing over. I learned this at the Daily Mail, natch.
Posted by: GnuBreed10077 at January 05, 2014 07:52 PM (wNF3N)
What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of Sven!
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 07:52 PM (9GG/0)
Gabe has a point, you know. It's the same point that Noah Rothman at Mediaite, Charles C.W. Cooke at National Review, and Ace himself (during the Duck Dynasty kerfuffle) all have made as well: the obsessive scalp-collecting culture that both sides have embraced in recent years is obnoxious, censorious, and ultimately soul-sapping.
I think Melissa Harris-Perry is a brainless idiot, but she's made two apologies (neither of which was an insufferable "sorry if you're offended" non-apology) and at this point what are you looking for by continuing to push onward? Her head on a pike? Yes, I get that the nasties on the Left love to push this sort of campaign, but as for me at least, I don't even think there's much to be gained from a game theory tit-for-tat strategy here.
Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 05, 2014 07:52 PM (ewYO6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 05, 2014 07:53 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2014 07:53 PM (vvk2F)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 07:54 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: uglykidmoe at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (XH7xw)
Posted by: AltonChelseaJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: The Political Sven at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Margarita DeSvenville at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (dfYL9)
I miss him, as well. I was hoping, with all the "nostalgia" posts of late, that "Spurwing" would fly once again.
That, and the Paul Anka stuff. Comedy F'n Gold.
Posted by: AltonChelseaJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 11:46 PM (JMmQ9)
There were Spurwing sightings more recently--though I was never clear if those were the actual Spurwing or if the role got taken up in a Great Pirate Roberts sort of way.
Posted by: AD at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (7cqZK)
Posted by: Sventlana at January 05, 2014 11:43 PM (aDwsi)
Well, you are so in luck, then! Everybody in the intertubez says that we've got half of the most witty people on the internet here at Ace of Spades!
....or is it "most of the half-witty people".....?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (T1005)
So dumb on her part. She could've made a serious run for the seat if she'd simply waited for him to retire. Now she'll never have a chance, not after this.
I predict a return to Virginia to get back to her inside-the-beltway lifestyle sometime in the near future.
Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (ewYO6)
Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0
Nope.
The only thing we need less of are self-appointed Internet Hall Monitors.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (dwArK)
Posted by: ricardo valenzuela at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (3s5AQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 07:56 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 07:56 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: CaveJohnson at January 05, 2014 07:56 PM (28JqO)
Posted by: Emperor Claudius at January 05, 2014 07:56 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: CaveJohnson at January 05, 2014 07:58 PM (28JqO)
man I hope my power doesn't go out tonight.
that would suck.
Where are you? I can never remember, though I want to say Massachusetts/New England.
Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 05, 2014 07:58 PM (ewYO6)
Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2014 07:58 PM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 07:59 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 11:52 PM (vJdyz)
Build that tech into a dildo, and now you're talkin'.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 05, 2014 07:59 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: AltonChelseaJacksonSven at January 05, 2014 08:00 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: The Svenish Hat at January 05, 2014 08:01 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 05, 2014 08:01 PM (m3Cp/)
So. THAT'S what they call it?
And I see I've slipped in the stats.
*I have NO life. Well other than here it seems*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:01 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: JeffSvenBezos at January 05, 2014 08:01 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: chromadots at January 05, 2014 08:01 PM (R6JT1)
I entered Maryville, MO into Weather.com, assuming that's "NW Missouri" enough to approximate where you are. And...wow. Amazingly, it's even colder where you are than it is right now in Chicago. -4 degrees, w/a wind chill of -25!
However, you are set to have a MUCH nicer day tomorrow than I am.
Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 05, 2014 08:01 PM (ewYO6)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 08:02 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:02 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Shit Jefferson Said. Vol. IV at January 05, 2014 08:02 PM (7cqZK)
For Sven, that's a comment every 10 minutes.
Every. Damn. Day. 24/7
Trouble gathering your thoughts there buddy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:04 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 08:04 PM (3s5AQ)
Posted by: freaked at January 06, 2014 12:01 AM (JdEZJ)
....and THRUST and pull and THRUST and twist and pull....
Posted by: 70s exercise show, now with Bluetooth at January 05, 2014 08:05 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, waiting on an apology on behalf of the KaBoom Kiddes at January 05, 2014 08:05 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 08:07 PM (vJdyz)
Hello subjec err I mean my fellow Kenyan err I mean my fellow Murcans.
I'm just back from a refreshing vacation and I'm happy to report I dropped 150 lbs.
Just kidding Michelle will be back just as soon as she can chew through those straps on the starightjacket, err I mean just as soon as she can get her fat ass off that high horse, err I mean just as soon as she understands that BIG IKE is runnin' this show.
Meanwhile Reggie and I are shootin' some smac, errI mean hoops.
Posted by: Barack "sven" Obama at January 05, 2014 08:07 PM (TvFox)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 08:07 PM (Q6HBD)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2014 08:07 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: MAx10077 at January 05, 2014 08:08 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 08:09 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 05, 2014 08:09 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:09 PM (k1oUE)
You will be assimilated.
Posted by: Sven of Nine at January 06, 2014 12:06 AM (POpqt)
Shouldn't that be "asvenilated"?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 08:09 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:09 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 08:10 PM (Q6HBD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 05, 2014 08:10 PM (l3vZN)
Not like on Li'l Green Svenballs, with Cahrles SVENson.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2014 08:10 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Peter at January 05, 2014 08:10 PM (fCsce)
Posted by: visionary perverts come from the future, at January 05, 2014 08:10 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: MAx10077 at January 05, 2014 08:10 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:12 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 08:12 PM (Q6HBD)
Posted by: that fag bolton at January 05, 2014 08:12 PM (3s5AQ)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, waiting on an apology on behalf of the KaBoom Kiddes at January 05, 2014 08:12 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: yujin at January 05, 2014 08:13 PM (uNd+K)
Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 08:13 PM (Q6HBD)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:13 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Chief Blue Meanie at January 05, 2014 08:14 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 05, 2014 08:14 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Abraham Svenson at January 05, 2014 08:15 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: svendabear at January 05, 2014 08:15 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 08:15 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2014 08:15 PM (wNF3N)
436 That REALLY SUCKS. Hopefully it's a trick they're playing.
If not go buy yourself an awesome present
Posted by: MAx10077 at January 05, 2014 08:16 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:16 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:17 PM (LSDdO)
He'll need to bulk up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 06, 2014 12:10 AM (wSrLR)
And ugly down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 05, 2014 08:17 PM (9W1fA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:18 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Brian Svennehy at January 05, 2014 08:20 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (y9Pa/)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, waiting on an apology on behalf of the KaBoom Kiddes at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: retrograde lemonade at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: that kid in The Matrix at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (Q6HBD)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Andy Sven Reid at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (dCwZe)
Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 08:22 PM (3s5AQ)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 08:22 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 05, 2014 08:22 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: Willie Dixsven at January 05, 2014 08:23 PM (8Fl6F)
I liked the source material, "The Sven Samurai" better.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 08:23 PM (wSrLR)
Posted by: Coward of the County Lyrics at January 05, 2014 08:23 PM (y9Pa/)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:23 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, waiting on an apology on behalf of the KaBoom Kiddes at January 05, 2014 08:24 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: Brad Pitt in "Sven" at January 05, 2014 08:24 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 08:25 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Chief Blue Meanie at January 05, 2014 08:26 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 08:26 PM (Q6HBD)
Posted by: Sven The Farmer at January 05, 2014 08:26 PM (eBupg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2014 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:26 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 08:27 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:27 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2014 08:28 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: yujin at January 05, 2014 08:28 PM (uNd+K)
Whinging? Whinging?!?
Is this a thing like lose / loose?
Or is it a ironic thing?
Pardon my whining.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2014 08:28 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2014 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 08:28 PM (3s5AQ)
Posted by: fluffy at January 05, 2014 08:29 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: FLOTUS at January 05, 2014 08:29 PM (iB0Q2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2014 08:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Animated Alice ... at January 05, 2014 08:30 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:30 PM (4Mv1T)
Nein Carol Sven vas doing laundry and getting ready to log....
Yumpin Yiminy Dis is like a game of vack a mile vit dat boy...
almost like Insomnia 81.
Posted by: Olaf Nilsson Vater of Sven 10077 at January 05, 2014 08:30 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Al Gore at January 05, 2014 08:31 PM (iB0Q2)
I think we've lost Sven.
He hasn't commented in a while.
OH Sveeennnnn.
Come out and plaaaayyyy
*clink clink*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:31 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 05, 2014 08:32 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 08:32 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at January 05, 2014 08:32 PM (bkAvJ)
Posted by: Mere-sven at January 05, 2014 08:32 PM (1Y+hH)
There is a house
In New Orleans
They call the rising sun
And it's been the ruin
Of many a sven
And God I know I'm one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2014 08:32 PM (BAS5M)
Is this a thing like lose / loose?
Or is it a ironic thing?
Pardon my whining.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 06, 2014 12:28 AM (BAS5M)
It's apparently a British usage that has gained currency on this side of the pond.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2014 08:32 PM (8Fl6F)
Vining is ven vun plantz der grapes ver da vine you drink....
Vhinging is ven vun acts as vould Christine Hates younger sister auf Ray Maddow.
Posted by: Olaf Nilsson Vater of Sven 10077 at January 05, 2014 08:32 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 08:32 PM (y9Pa/)
Posted by: Admiral Sven Painter at January 05, 2014 08:34 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 08:34 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:35 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:36 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: Sven Noonien Singh at January 05, 2014 08:36 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Gandalf at January 05, 2014 08:36 PM (Q6HBD)
Made popular in part by Firefly's correct usage of it in context to 1850s-1890s US English which at the time was closer to the Mother Tongue and had not yet had Teddy Roosevelt take his Presidential clippers to the dictionary...
removing the u from colour and a slew of other things that must drive you, if not batty at least to reflect on the "minor" differences between the Commonwealth and America.
American English was influenced by Teddy's alterations to spelling and minor tweaks to US punctuation and a relaxation of the heretofore chruning without restriction between Canada and America coupled with the immigration waves from Europe widened the split and over time reduced some of the more eloquent turns of phrase and semi-archaic word usage that had been common.
Have a good evening AOP.
Posted by: Olaf Nilsson Vater of Sven 10077 at January 05, 2014 08:38 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Granny Jan (Jihad Kitty) at January 05, 2014 08:38 PM (UC678)
Posted by: The Hickster at January 05, 2014 08:38 PM (TI3xG)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2014 08:38 PM (kLPa+)
Posted by: Thomas Svenderson and a bunch of other guys at January 05, 2014 08:40 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:40 PM (4Mv1T)
as Superman said to Lois in Superman Returns...
I'm always around Bitter Clinger until you get a restraining order....
as I said socking my nom'd'plumes imaginary play on "my" dad...
I stand in awe humbly and am thankful for the laughs and mirth.
Good evening.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 05, 2014 08:40 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2014 08:41 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:43 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 08:44 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: The Svenish Ninja at January 05, 2014 08:44 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:44 PM (k1oUE)
as Superman said to Lois in Superman Returns...
I'm always around Bitter Clinger until you get a restraining order....
as I said socking my nom'd'plumes imaginary play on "my" dad...
I stand in awe humbly and am thankful for the laughs and mirth.
Good evening.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 06, 2014 12:40 AM (TE35l)
Honestly, this blog wouldn't be the same without you.....
....for one thing, it'd only have half as many comments.
And, gosh darn it, it wouldn't nearly be as much fun.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 08:44 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, waiting on an apology on behalf of the KaBoom Kiddes at January 05, 2014 08:45 PM (BXLPR)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 08:46 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Spock at January 05, 2014 08:46 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2014 08:46 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Cotton Mather at January 05, 2014 08:47 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: Tony Montana at January 05, 2014 08:47 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:48 PM (4Mv1T)
Lot of big names involved in that project. Andrew Carnegie, Mark Twain, Melvil Dewey of the decimal system. Progressivism is where you find it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 05, 2014 08:48 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 08:49 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: robetlewisstevesvenson at January 05, 2014 08:49 PM (+/8mE)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 08:50 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Chief Blue Meanie at January 05, 2014 08:50 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: guyintheboat at January 05, 2014 08:50 PM (+/8mE)
It is apparently easy to comment when you're Svenfaced by comparison.
Posted by: The Hickster at January 05, 2014 08:52 PM (TI3xG)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2014 08:52 PM (k1oUE)
Posted by: guyintheboat at January 05, 2014 08:52 PM (+/8mE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:52 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:53 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 06, 2014 12:48 AM (4Mv1T)
Because your fingers are sticky?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:53 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2014 08:54 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Sven The Farmer at January 05, 2014 08:54 PM (eBupg)
Posted by: Margarita DeSvenville at January 05, 2014 08:55 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Comments of earth, we come to you in peace at January 05, 2014 08:56 PM (R6JT1)
I tried to look up when or why he changed his look but couldn't find anything on the net.
Now it had been a while since I had read Dilbert last but the old boss had a fatter face and just looks different than the one now.
Why? Why?
I needs to know.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:56 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Sven Hoek at January 05, 2014 08:56 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 05, 2014 08:56 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 08:57 PM (AW7Gr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:57 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: SVEN 9000 at January 05, 2014 08:57 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 08:57 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 05, 2014 08:58 PM (/ACV3)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 05, 2014 08:58 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Fourth HorSven at January 05, 2014 08:58 PM (KuZ6A)
Whee. Glad I don't have drive for a living anymore.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 08:58 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Guido at January 05, 2014 08:59 PM (yICtd)
Posted by: Svencello at January 05, 2014 08:59 PM (P4dpU)
Posted by: SVEN 9000 at January 05, 2014 09:00 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Alfred Svencock at January 05, 2014 09:01 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 10:52 PM (DmNpO)
====
other than the actions taken by the people you fund.
Posted by: jc at January 05, 2014 09:02 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 05, 2014 09:02 PM (n5mZ4)
Attack of the Svens
Revenge of the Svens
A New Sven
The Sven Strikes Back
Return of the Svens
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 09:02 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 09:02 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:05 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: wallflowers masturbate when no one's looking at January 05, 2014 09:07 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 05, 2014 09:07 PM (/ACV3)
Posted by: a man looking for a good Sven for £5 at January 05, 2014 09:08 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Granny Jan (Jihad Kitty) at January 05, 2014 09:08 PM (UC678)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 05, 2014 09:09 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Ray Charles ... at January 05, 2014 09:09 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: Mindy at January 05, 2014 09:10 PM (Bs5ky)
I hope you copy it for you scrapbook.
(just don't paste it into a comment or you'll get the barrel, Sven or no Sven.)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 09:12 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: sherlock holmes at January 05, 2014 09:13 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 05, 2014 09:13 PM (AymDN)
ONT Menu
Â@
Egg and Bacon
Egg, Sausage and Bacon
Egg and Sven
Egg, Bacon and Sven
Egg, Bacon, Sausage and Sven
Sven, Bacon, Sausage and Sven
Sven, Egg, Sven, Sven, Bacon and Sven
Sven, Sven, Sven, Egg and Sven
Sven, Sven, Sven, Sven, Sven, Sven, Baked Beans, Sven, Sven, Sven and Sven
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top of Sven
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2014 09:14 PM (BAS5M)
How'd you like to be in one and wondering if they built a back door into the chips in your avionics that can be activated from afar or maybe even just broadcast by that missile coming up on your 6?
This is treasonable in my opinion.
And that's no counting the rest of the mess that the F-35 has become.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 09:15 PM (LSDdO)
Posted by: Svencello at January 05, 2014 09:15 PM (P4dpU)
plus bacon
and you must eat it pantsless
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:15 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: vikings in the background of the diner at January 05, 2014 09:17 PM (puxT8)
didn't get nearly as much done today as I had hoped. oh well.
there's always tomorrow I suppose.
and Sven. there's always Sven.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:18 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: In Before the Sven at January 05, 2014 09:18 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Mindy aka Svendy at January 05, 2014 09:18 PM (Bs5ky)
Posted by: Zombie Tchaikovsky at January 05, 2014 09:20 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: The World's Most Interjecting Ham at January 05, 2014 09:20 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: Mindy aka Svendy at January 05, 2014 09:20 PM (Bs5ky)
Posted by: Sven from Downtown at January 05, 2014 09:22 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 05, 2014 09:22 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Sveninator T-100 at January 05, 2014 09:24 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Svengore at January 05, 2014 09:24 PM (TI3xG)
Posted by: Fox2! at January 05, 2014 09:26 PM (cHwSy)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 09:26 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 05, 2014 09:26 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 05, 2014 09:27 PM (ndxIr)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 05, 2014 09:28 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 09:29 PM (J96yq)
Goodnight, morons.
I've got a couple of hours of good old TV (like Peter Gunn) on Sunday Night Noir to watch.
Two days without a ciggie. They're killing me. I hope I can quit for good this time.
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 06, 2014 01:22 AM (tOkJB)
Goodnight, and GOOD LUCK!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 09:29 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 09:29 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 05, 2014 09:30 PM (ndxIr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 09:30 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Ugly Duckling at January 05, 2014 09:30 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: The Hickster at January 05, 2014 09:31 PM (TI3xG)
Posted by: Sven Corleone at January 05, 2014 09:31 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 05, 2014 09:31 PM (tOkJB)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 06, 2014 01:30 AM (ndxIr)
Now that was some funny. Not LOL, but grinned so hard my ears got warm.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 09:32 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 09:33 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: comment strong before Red Dawn at January 05, 2014 09:34 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 05, 2014 09:34 PM (yFFC0)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 09:34 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 09:34 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: SvenG Dedicated Tenther at January 05, 2014 09:35 PM (qwgvp)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 09:35 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Shirley Ellis at January 05, 2014 09:35 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Granny Jan (Jihad Kitty) at January 05, 2014 09:36 PM (UC678)
Svenwarming and Svenchange are over. Now we're all worried about Svenweirding.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 05, 2014 09:36 PM (U82Km)
He'll get a giggle out of this.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 06, 2014 01:34 AM (DmNpO)
We're on comment 936 already?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 09:37 PM (T1005)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 05, 2014 09:38 PM (yFFC0)
Posted by: Mindy aka Svendy at January 05, 2014 09:38 PM (Bs5ky)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 09:38 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 05, 2014 09:39 PM (yFFC0)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 05, 2014 09:39 PM (yFFC0)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 09:41 PM (puxT8)
This stuff was making my head sven.
Posted by: jc at January 05, 2014 09:41 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: The Disvengery Channel at January 05, 2014 09:42 PM (T1005)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 05, 2014 09:42 PM (yFFC0)
Yeah, no party for me. Just pent up energy from not having any work for most of the second half of December and then going into immediate crunch time as CES loom as five projects in also demanding attention.
Posted by: epobirs at January 05, 2014 09:43 PM (P8und)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 09:43 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 09:43 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happy 12th Day of Christmas! at January 05, 2014 09:43 PM (yFFC0)
Posted by: sven20077 at January 05, 2014 09:45 PM (qwgvp)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 05, 2014 09:46 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Carol at January 05, 2014 09:46 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Sven The Farmer at January 05, 2014 09:46 PM (eBupg)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 05, 2014 09:48 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: carr, the sven thread floor walker at January 05, 2014 09:51 PM (puxT8)
Sven-Hur
Sven Days of the Condor
Sven of Arabia
The Bridge on the River Sven
The Svens of Navarone
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 09:52 PM (T1005)
You unlock your phone and what happens?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 09:56 PM (J96yq)
Posted by: Piercello at January 05, 2014 10:00 PM (P4dpU)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 10:01 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2014 10:01 PM (wNF3N)
The Most Dangerous Sven in the World
The Prisoner of Svenda
20,000 Leagues Under the Sven
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 10:02 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2014 10:04 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Sven The Farmer at January 05, 2014 10:05 PM (eBupg)
Posted by: kurt vonnegut at January 05, 2014 10:07 PM (R6JT1)
Out of context it is way funnier.
Posted by: The Hickster at January 05, 2014 10:09 PM (TI3xG)
Posted by: Al Sleet ... your hippy dippy weatherman at January 05, 2014 10:09 PM (m3Cp/)
the sven son of a sven son
the sven sign
I got nothing and dang it the bars are closed.
Good luck with not smoking Ed. Working on it too.
Posted by: rich@gmu at January 05, 2014 10:10 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 10:10 PM (puxT8)
Sven in Black
All the President's Sven
Sven Behaving Badly
The Evil That Sven Do
Mole Sven Against the Son of Hercules
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 10:10 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane Loves the Classics but is Easily Confused at January 05, 2014 10:11 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 05, 2014 10:11 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:12 PM (GeA5I)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:15 PM (GeA5I)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patruot at January 05, 2014 10:15 PM (Wp8ly)
Posted by: Old TV Guide like from the 60's at January 05, 2014 10:18 PM (kF5l0)
Someone please call me. My number is [REDACTED]
I'm begging you. Call me.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patruot at January 06, 2014 02:11 AM (Wp8ly)
I got voicemail -- and we need a cob to sanitize.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 10:21 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:21 PM (GeA5I)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 05, 2014 10:24 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 05, 2014 10:24 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 05, 2014 10:27 PM (qyfb5)
www.preventsuicideny.org/Western_NY.html
It looks like Erie County 24 Hour Hotline - 716-834-3131 is the number
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 10:29 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: Sven The Farmer at January 05, 2014 10:33 PM (eBupg)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 02:26 AM (T1005
I tried and got a voicemail not set up message. Hope everything is ok.
Posted by: rich@gmu at January 05, 2014 10:34 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: stat at January 05, 2014 10:34 PM (R6JT1)
Erie County Crisis Services 24-hour hotline 716-834-3131
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 10:38 PM (puxT8)
Sheriff's office Erie County NY
Sheriff's Office: 716-858-7608
Undersheriff's Office: 716-858-7614
Posted by: rich@gmu at January 05, 2014 10:41 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 05, 2014 10:47 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2014 10:55 PM (wNF3N)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 05, 2014 10:57 PM (qyfb5)
You get up and look around the house. Nothing out of place. Too cold to go out side. Too dark to see tracks in the snow. What the hell was it? Ice fall off the roof?
No sleep now. Might as well bake cookies.
Posted by: Kven the Innocent at January 05, 2014 11:01 PM (m5sjO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 11:03 PM (GeA5I)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 05, 2014 11:03 PM (puxT8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2014 11:07 PM (wNF3N)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 11:10 PM (GeA5I)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 11:16 PM (GeA5I)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 05, 2014 11:18 PM (/ACV3)
Sure Anna. Approval rating is taking the positive views minus the negatives -- and he's been underwater (negative) for quite a while.
But it can always be lower. Pond scum lower. Dirtbag lower. I'm just loving his latest lie, where his own half-brother has called him a fucking liar about how often they've met.
PS That's a clear sign of a pathological liar; one who lies when the truth would work better. He lies because it is his natural instinct.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2014 11:19 PM (wNF3N)
I'm tempted to call too - what do y'all think? Wait for cthulhu, or what?
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 06, 2014 03:18 AM (/ACV3)
not sure. cthulhu said he him. prayers might help.
Posted by: rich@gmu at January 05, 2014 11:21 PM (ga+7c)
Give me a buzz.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2014 11:21 PM (wNF3N)
Posted by: rich@gmu at January 05, 2014 11:22 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 05, 2014 11:24 PM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 05, 2014 11:26 PM (m3Cp/)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 05, 2014 11:28 PM (/ACV3)
Posted by: Adriane... at January 06, 2014 03:26 AM (m3Cp/)
hugs for my friend in the black box...
Posted by: rich@gmu at January 05, 2014 11:29 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 05, 2014 11:31 PM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 05, 2014 11:33 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2014 11:34 PM (wNF3N)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 11:36 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 05, 2014 11:37 PM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 05, 2014 11:38 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 05, 2014 11:42 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 03:36 AM (T1005
don't know why but that makes me laugh. glad people got through.
Teresa and cthlhu thanks. Good to remember that we aren't alone.
Posted by: rich@gmu at January 05, 2014 11:43 PM (ga+7c)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 05, 2014 11:51 PM (/ACV3)
And in more good news, he'll be around more often.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 05, 2014 11:58 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 05, 2014 11:59 PM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 12:07 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 06, 2014 12:09 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 06, 2014 12:11 AM (qyfb5)
You get up and look around the house. Nothing out of place. Too cold to go out side. Too dark to see tracks in the snow. What the hell was it? Ice fall off the roof?
No sleep now. Might as well bake cookies.
Posted by: Kven the Innocent at January 06, 2014 03:01 AM
Sounds pretty squatchy. It's most likely Bigfoot.
Posted by: otho at January 06, 2014 12:13 AM (9gNQd)
Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 06, 2014 12:15 AM (yMSN1)
Hi, Teresa!!!! You were a great assist, 'cause it helped to show that caring comes from The Horde as a whole. Having two folks from two different parts of the country give him the same message in two ways with two accents really boosted his spirits.
Thanks to all the Horde who tried but didn't get through -- he was saying "There's a call coming in from area code 757" and I'd say, "yeah....that's around Norfolk, VA"
I also mentioned that if I had to go to fcuking Niagara Falls to see one of his daughter's crayon pictures, I was going to kick his fcuking ass.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 12:16 AM (T1005)
Don't you ever sleep?
l am going to lose my job if I don't get myself to to work & I don't see myself going to work today.
I'm calling my doctors office when
They open.
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 04:07 AM (z4WKX)
First, I've got three hours on you....and, second, I had planned that I was going to sack it early yesterday -- and the BH got stranded in Atlanta......I had planned to sack it early tonight -- and Joffen got stranded in his apartment. I can't sleep that well when I'm worried about folks.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 12:19 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 06, 2014 12:22 AM (yMSN1)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 12:24 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 06, 2014 12:32 AM (yMSN1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 06, 2014 12:33 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 06, 2014 12:34 AM (qyfb5)
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Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 12:41 AM (z4WKX)
And finally caught up. Nice work cthulhu and Teresa.
No good stories from tonight, chi. Although remind you to tell you the one from when I was a pre-med student and the guy from the porta-potty sometime...
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 12:48 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 12:50 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 12:59 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 01:02 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 01:02 AM (m0h0I)
DDR, is this one of those stories where you'll keep adding details little by little until it comes out you had some Hangover-esque adventure?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 01:05 AM (b2cFu)
It's kind of a no man's land of sleep. I'm too awake to go back to bed, but I have to go in to work early this afternoon and will probably be pretty tired by the time I get off. So, I'll probably end up taking a nap before going in.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 01:07 AM (m0h0I)
Now, that's a fun idea. I'd like to write something like that, actually. I'll have to cogitate on it awhile.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 01:09 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 01:12 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 01:15 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 01:21 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 01:26 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 06, 2014 01:27 AM (TE35l)
Sven -- Thanks. I was fortunate enough to have something to grab onto when I went down. However, I wasn't fortunate enough to have had no witnesses. All in all, I think I came out ahead.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 01:30 AM (m0h0I)
Sleep is overrated.
Glad you weren't hurt.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 06, 2014 05:27 AM (TE35l)
Hey, Sven -- how've you been? We've missed you.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 01:30 AM (T1005)
In all the sven madness last night, how did everyone miss They Sven?
"I have come to chew bubble gum and post comments. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 01:31 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 01:32 AM (T1005)
*Pours three fingers of JW Gold for cthulhu into the USB*
I think you've earned that after your yeoman work with Joffen.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 01:33 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 06, 2014 01:34 AM (TE35l)
I think it will eventually be proven that Robocop and Idiocracy are actually documentaries made by time travelers.
MmmmmK?
Posted by: Lost In Maryland at January 06, 2014 01:38 AM (xbogj)
*Pours three fingers of JW Gold for cthulhu into the USB*
I think you've earned that after your yeoman work with Joffen.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 05:33 AM (b2cFu)
It wasn't work, it was just being sociable....but since the JW just fell out of the USB into my glass.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 01:39 AM (T1005)
I think it will eventually be proven that Robocop and Idiocracy are actually documentaries made by time travelers.
MmmmmK?
Posted by: Lost In Maryland at January 06, 2014 05:38 AM (xbogj)
It would be truly hilarious if the researchers got 100,000 emails with "Idiocracy"-related links.....and Brawndo.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 01:41 AM (T1005)
Cthulhu -- I'm in extreme western KY, not far from the Ohio/Mississippi confluence. We got a very thin layer of ice just before it switched over to snow. It didn't seem too bad on the roads, but parking lots and driveways -- watch your ass.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 01:42 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 01:43 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 01:45 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 01:49 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 01:53 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 01:54 AM (T1005)
Posted by: teej at January 06, 2014 01:55 AM (GX2fm)
Posted by: Buckeye Katie at January 06, 2014 01:59 AM (1M/xn)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 06, 2014 02:00 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 02:01 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 06, 2014 02:04 AM (l3vZN)
It doesn't help that the tractor is down with a broken trans shuttle cable. Lord knows when I can get that in.
Put more water in the soup, there's better times a comin'.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 06, 2014 06:00 AM (l3vZN)
Where are you?
Just out of curiosity, what do services like FedEx and UPS do when things ice-up? I've lived in California all my life, and I'm honestly curious -- are there big brown 4WD vans with snow tires?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 02:04 AM (T1005)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 06, 2014 02:05 AM (xnkrD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2014 02:08 AM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 02:09 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 06, 2014 02:09 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 06:01 AM (m0h0I)
I should have been more clear -- jc's the moose specialist, and I'm well-aware that the great majority of states don't have actual....er, meese (?). But iced-over roads that even wildlife can't cope with are found much more generally. I'm worried about the BH's ability to cope with the roads rather than her ability to cope with a moose encounter in NC.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 02:10 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 02:13 AM (z4WKX)
Once a moron, always a moron. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I mean that, so much. Thank you all so very much. I can't even begin to explain how much you all mean to me. I can't really put into words how much your love and support has helped me.
I will never forget this as long as I live.
I love you all.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patruot at January 06, 2014 02:14 AM (Wp8ly)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 02:15 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2014 02:23 AM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 06, 2014 02:24 AM (60Vyp)
you did good. Is it OK if I say God is smiling at you? I'm not exactly on a first name basis with Him.
I talked with Joffen for quite a while. not quite sure which one of us the conversation helped more, but he's good.
Hopefully, he'll be around here soon.
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 06, 2014 06:05 AM (xnkrD)
This was after I talked to him? I also pinged him with email and have been fretting about not getting a response. I'd feel better if I knew he was with someone.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 02:26 AM (T1005)
I'm sure your BH will be extra vigilant -- and probably exhausted when the drive is through. Hopefully, her route will take her south of the icy conditions.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 02:31 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 06, 2014 02:34 AM (xnkrD)
My driveway is over a mile long so sometimes the package services leave things in a bag hanging on a tree limb when things are too bad.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 06, 2014 06:09 AM (l3vZN)
OK, hanging parcels on a tree is a new one to me.
That's much nearer the BH, who is near Greensboro. It's not that I consider other areas unliveable -- it's like when I've had staffers go to England on business....the UK is like Disneyland as far as international travel goes -- people are polite, the language issue is laughably small, people know to stand in line, and consumer products work like you expect.....but you need to stop and look both ways when crossing streets like you haven't done since 3rd grade -- because people are driving on the wrong side of the street, and if you let your trained instincts do what they usually do, you'll step right into traffic blindly and be killed.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 02:34 AM (T1005)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 06, 2014 02:37 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: UWP at January 06, 2014 02:37 AM (2hQRj)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patruot at January 06, 2014 02:40 AM (Wp8ly)
Once a moron, always a moron. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I mean that, so much. Thank you all so very much. I can't even begin to explain how much you all mean to me. I can't really put into words how much your love and support has helped me.
I will never forget this as long as I live.
I love you all.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patruot at January 06, 2014 06:14 AM (Wp8ly)
There you are!!!
I was pretty sure you were ok when we said "bye", but I've been fretting 'cause you had mentioned that you were going to throw a comment. Now I can stop fretting and go to sleep.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 02:40 AM (T1005)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 06, 2014 02:41 AM (60Vyp)
I can stand the around and around it's the ups and downs that get me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 06, 2014 02:42 AM (LSDdO)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 06, 2014 02:43 AM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Have a Querulous New Year from the Outrage Outlet at January 06, 2014 02:43 AM (gmoEG)
THAT is why I will not move north of I-30.... I'm pushing the edges of my temperature envelope now; if you cant grow tropical plants on the patio all year long, it's too cold.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 06, 2014 06:41 AM (60Vyp)
So Vikings are tougher than Marines?
*ducks*
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 02:43 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patruot at January 06, 2014 02:44 AM (Wp8ly)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 02:46 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 06:46 AM (m0h0I)
Got some pancakes to go with that syrupy stuff?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 02:48 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 02:50 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: UWP at January 06, 2014 02:50 AM (2hQRj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 06, 2014 02:51 AM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patruot at January 06, 2014 02:54 AM (Wp8ly)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 06, 2014 02:54 AM (xnkrD)
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 02:55 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: Carol at January 06, 2014 02:58 AM (z4WKX)
First we take a meme and drive it to the extreme.
Then we take what's left and beat that to death
Then we take the bones and drive them into the ground
Then we start getting obsessive.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 06, 2014 02:59 AM (LSDdO)
Posted by: UWP at January 06, 2014 06:50 AM (2hQRj)
Are you a man or a moron? A man would walk to the store for a 6 pack. A moron would bring back a keg.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 06, 2014 03:00 AM (b2cFu)
http://youtu.be/c-tJN2kbatY
I've just slowly become infatuated with it over the past couple of months.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 06, 2014 03:01 AM (m0h0I)
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 06, 2014 03:03 AM (xnkrD)
@KatiePavlich @marclamonthill Since MSNBC panels are lefties trying to outdo each other what they say is tamer than what they'd say IRL
Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at January 06, 2014 03:03 AM (3ONFH)
>>but you need to stop and look both ways when crossing streets like you haven't done since 3rd grade -- because people are driving on the wrong side of the street, and if you let your trained instincts do what they usually do, you'll step right into traffic blindly and be killed.
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.Kind of like when I came home on leave from Japan and rented a car at the airport after driving on the left side of the road for three years. It didn't go well for awhile.
Posted by: Registered voter at January 06, 2014 03:04 AM (AiKJm)
Cooth - sorry. I'll take the blame for him not commenting right away. We got all philosophical and shit.
Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 06, 2014 06:54 AM (xnkrD)
No blame -- I was just thinking that things were squared away and that little detail was introducing some doubt.....it probably wouldn't have bothered most people, but my career has been in auditing and managing financial operations -- where you get hypersensitive to those little details. I've had worse bouts of sleeplessness wondering why my intercompany eliminations entries seemed screwy.
Everyone needs to sleep, though -- some sooner than others.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 06, 2014 03:08 AM (T1005)
You live once in any big city, you learn to cross streets with your head on a swivel as the traffic could be coming from any direction.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 06, 2014 03:19 AM (LSDdO)
@ Nevergieup
I know it's not nice to speak ill of the dead but the plain fact is Gerry Coleman couldn't hit worth a damn. As evidenced by the fact he was replaced by Billy Martin who couldn't hit much better.
Posted by: middyfeek at January 06, 2014 05:36 AM (9u0mp)
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