January 07, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (1-7-2014)
— Maetenloch

The Agonies of the Feminist Left

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And what made Collette so very, very rageful? Apparently the existence of this:

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Which is a classic example of my theory of Conservation of Misery which posits that most people have a more or less fixed amount of angst/anxiety/anger hardwired into them.

Now in the past this emotional energy was expended on such real and worthwhile concerns as wolves, starvation, murder, sorcery, and barbarians. But today in a world of vastly more health, wealth and safety we still have this free-floating mass of concern inside us which demands catharsis. So we end up focusing it on ever more trivial and rare (or even non-existent) targets such as global warming, food preservatives, rampant child abduction, people wrong on the internet, and the existence of male-targeted potato chips. Oh THE OUTRAGE!!

Former GOP Senator Dick Lugar Donates to Democratic Candidate in GA

Well I guess he can finally stop pretending to be conservative and we can stop pretending he was really a Republican. (Thanks to Slu for the link)

In Colorado You Can Legally Have Pot or a Gun But Not Both

Because while Colorado may have legalized pot, the federal government has not and so question 11E on ATF Form 4473 still applies: "Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant or narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?" So you can buy your pot legally in CO but the ATF still considers it an illegal drug and thus a disqualification from buying or possessing firearms.

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China and Japan: No, No You're More Voldemort-like

For China's envoy, Lui Xiaoming, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's year-end visit to Yasukuni Shrine - where Japan's war dead are honored - was evidence that dark forces were at play at the heart of the administration in Tokyo.

"In the Harry Potter story, the dark wizard Voldemort dies hard because the seven horcruxes, which contain parts of his soul, have been destroyed," he wrote. "If militarism is like the haunting Voldemort of Japan, the Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo is a kind of horcrux, representing the darkest parts of that nation's soul."

...It took Japan just a few days to respond in kind, again in the pages of the Daily Telegraph. "East Asia is now at a crossroads," Japan's envoy to London, Keiichi Hayashi, wrote. "There are two paths open to China. One is to seek dialogue, and abide by the rule of law. The other is to play the role of Voldemort in the region by letting loose the evil of an arms race and escalation of tensions, although Japan will not escalate the situation from its side."

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A Grenade Oops

"It only works if the round is in the chamber," delivered sotto voce by the drill instructor, is the greatest putdown evar, but Private Urkel is just warming up at that point.

Now ordinarily YouTube comments are cesspit of snark and general douchiness and ignorance. But in this case some commenters actually put some knowledge into the usual insult warriors by pointing out that a) these are recruits just beginning their training b) they're screwing up but are being corrected on the spot which is the point of training c) there's a reason why they're yelling and following a script and d) they're probably sleep deprived, physically exhausted and hungry. So yeah Private Urkel may have amusingly fucked up in the video but that doesn't mean he is a fuck-up.

And in fact the drill sergeant who filmed this chimed in and added this comment:

That would be my video that my wife posted on Army WTF moments over three years ago. That's right, I'm the DS doing the video. The point wasn't to humiliate the recruits but to capture moments of their training through out BCT. The videos and photos I took during their training was shared with the recruits upon their graduation and showed and shared with their permission. I have since retired from the Army in 2012 and from what I understand those two recruits went on the become outstanding Soldiers.

Gutfeld's Guide to Writing a Successful Article in Slate

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How to Create Your Own Cryptocurrency

What if conservatives created their own currency and started opting out of the regular economy? And no silver dimes don't count.

Apparently This Is a Thing

And someone made an entire documentary about the subculture based around it.

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The AoSHQ group. Yeah.

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1 Next!

Posted by: Grover's at January 07, 2014 06:45 PM (9aKQB)

2 Well obviously Israel does not think too highly of Secretariat Kerry
http://youtu.be/Ab12c8-rzqs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 06:45 PM (xydLk)

3 If PIV is rape, what about PIH? PIA? Come on, help me out here.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (pl1y3)

4 Foist?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (o9Rp5)

5 Ban on Asset Forfeiture without Conviction A proposed bill in Michigan would rein in asset forfeiture abuse by prohibiting it unless there is a conviction More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4491

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (AymDN)

6 Holy shit batman!

Posted by: guido at January 07, 2014 06:46 PM (yICtd)

7 I claim this ONT in the name of Kerry Gold!!!

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 06:48 PM (doBIb)

8 I'm now LMAO because the Hoppity Hop ad is now showing up here!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:48 PM (DmNpO)

9 495 Looked it up, Dubliner Costco price. $5.39/lb

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:48 PM (0FSuD)

10 Audrey Hepburn will fuck you up the ass, dry, with Satan's Barbed Dildo From Hell. I will watch. And toast her efforts.

Posted by: OG Celtic American at January 07, 2014 06:51 PM (vHRtU)

11 *brain bleach stat*  Femskin site   *yikes*

$1,850...   okay the Batman dolls are a-okay now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 06:51 PM (xydLk)

12 what PIBB? (penis in between boobs)

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 06:51 PM (BHAyP)

13 Apparently This Is a Thing And someone made an entire documentary about the subculture based around it. KILL IT WITH FIRE! http://tinyurl.com/qb4eq7s

Posted by: The Pyromaniacal Hat at January 07, 2014 06:52 PM (AymDN)

14 I had computer open to this site but I had to go stir something. Good evening.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 06:52 PM (z4WKX)

15 You know that Ewok is about to knock the bottom out of Audrey.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, waiting on an apology on behalf of the KaBoom Kiddes at January 07, 2014 06:52 PM (BXLPR)

16 Ewoks are the new black... with Audrey. Racist!

Posted by: cm9000 at January 07, 2014 06:52 PM (3qZbZ)

17 Satan's Barbed Dildo Strap On will be lubed with Kerry Gold Wal-Mart Brand pseudo cheese. You will suck it and like it.

Posted by: OG Celtic American at January 07, 2014 06:52 PM (vHRtU)

18 What the fuck is that femskin thing?

Posted by: goldilocks at January 07, 2014 06:52 PM (ZdRy9)

19 what PIBB? (penis in between boobs) Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 10:51 PM (BHAyP) Why, hello thereÂ…

Posted by: Mr. Pibb at January 07, 2014 06:52 PM (AymDN)

20 wtf was that non-human thing shaking it's hair? Is that alive? Is that human? fuck.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 07, 2014 06:53 PM (ZPrif)

21 hi Carol
hope you are hanging in there

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:53 PM (cnS/d)

22 Apparently this Collette gal prefers "Man Limps".

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 07, 2014 06:53 PM (Zswg6)

23 Evening morons. Update on my niece: we are dropping off the majority of her stuff at her grandmother's house. We found her journal, in which she clearly stated that her plan to piss off Mrs. Crank and hopes that she would die--premeditation in other words. Glad she is out of the house for good.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 06:53 PM (wqfkV)

24 I am going to run away from the Internet now.  Some things can not be unseen. 

*rolls dice for sanity check*

Phew barely made it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (xydLk)

25 well, Dubliner is also sold at Sam's Club, maybe I'll go get some on my next visit

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (cnS/d)

26 Femskin is creepy as shit.

Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (6SdCf)

27 BTW, Sen. Flake is an even bigger a**hole then we thought. He attacked Gates for attacking the SCoaMF in his book: http://tinyurl.com/ofopjre

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (AymDN)

28 Ironically, Colette's question isn't really a question, it's a request for tribal validation of her anger that someone *else* appears to be claiming victim and/or independent status.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (qyfb5)

29 CC, what is going on?

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (doBIb)

30 Oh gawd damn it-- I had to look up PIV... what is PIH?

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (RJMhd)

31 Lugar is scum, absolute scum. That might even be giving hard-working pond algae a bad name. Mourdock might not have been the most viable Right candidate for Indiana; but he was no Akin, and he at the least deserved support for his run from other Republicans.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (Xfl0F)

32 How food is plated at steak houses implies married lesbians are inferior to married gays.

My god, it's brilliant!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (lr3d7)

33 Apparently This Is a Thing And someone made an entire documentary about the subculture based around it. KILL IT WITH FIRE! *** Too fucking Buffalo Bill for me to sleep at night, now that I know they exist.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (DmNpO)

34 That flying hair thing is a robot, right? Looks inhuman.

Posted by: Robensun Claymix at January 07, 2014 06:54 PM (C6CQ4)

35 What if conservatives created their own currency and started opting out of the regular economy? And no silver dimes don't count.

Hmmm... moroncoin does have certain ring to it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 06:55 PM (wSrLR)

36 Good evening, all. Do I even want to go back and find out what that thing is in the GIF?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 06:55 PM (dSa5I)

37 Femskin is creepy as shit. Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2014 10:54 PM (6SdCf) You have to use the real thingÂ…

Posted by: Jame Gumb at January 07, 2014 06:55 PM (AymDN)

38 Oh ConCrank, I am so sorry. The world on your shoulders sometimes weighs heavy, If you want to talk dr to dr, let me know... venting w/o consequences is sometimes good...

Posted by: OG Celtic American at January 07, 2014 06:55 PM (vHRtU)

39 Alright morons AMF.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 07, 2014 06:55 PM (0FSuD)

40 OGC, you are clearly asking for.... something. May I ask what that is?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:56 PM (DmNpO)

41 Do I even want to go back and find out what that thing is in the GIF?

No.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 06:56 PM (wSrLR)

42 holy cow that femskin thing is creepy
what was that movie where the bad guy was using skin from women to make a suit?
that is what that reminded me of

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:56 PM (cnS/d)

43 Governor Christie signed the NJ version of the Dream Act today.

Unfortunately, there are still people who think he has a chance at the WH.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 06:56 PM (FHNkr)

44 Femskin is creepy as shit. *fap*fap*fap*

Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Data at January 07, 2014 06:56 PM (AymDN)

45 And what made Collette so very, very rageful? She's Lez Miserable?

Posted by: Gavin Roche Bros. at January 07, 2014 06:56 PM (R6JT1)

46 Crank,

I'm sorry that it ended up that way.  Better that she's out of the house, however, than to be in a position to do harm.  Some people will never change and the best that you can do is remove them from your life before they poison it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 07, 2014 06:56 PM (lr3d7)

47 concrank that is sad, hope your niece gets well and you all recover from this

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 06:57 PM (cnS/d)

48 They serve breakfast at Tiffany after noon?

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 06:57 PM (RD/Rx)

49 Update on my niece: we are dropping off the majority of her stuff at her grandmother's house. We found her journal, in which she clearly stated that her plan to piss off Mrs. Crank and hopes that she would die--premeditation in other words. Glad she is out of the house for good. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 10:53 PM (wqfkV) I seem to have missed a few episodes of this story. Have a Reader's Digest version....or iphone version?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 06:57 PM (bCEmE)

50 Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 10:46 PM (AymDN)

What odds to you give on the law actually being passed? Cuz it's a bill that advances property rights and our betters might take offense at that.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 06:57 PM (FHNkr)

51 Jeez Crank that's just scary. Thank God Justified is back on. Deputy Givens shot and killed a pool. Epic.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 07, 2014 06:57 PM (0KGqp)

52 I though we already had our own currency.  Who the hell have I been trading hobo pelts for supplies with?!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 07, 2014 06:58 PM (lr3d7)

53 Femskin is disgusting.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 06:58 PM (z4WKX)

54 They serve breakfast at Tiffany after noon?

http://youtu.be/1ClCpfeIELw

Doesn't answer the question.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 06:59 PM (wSrLR)

55 Uber Shit ‏@ShitUber 5 Jan Every time you yawn, you give a ghost a blow job.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 06:59 PM (DmNpO)

56 If you don't think we still have to worry about sorcerers and barbarians you've never seen Conan Copperfield.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 07, 2014 06:59 PM (vS3aH)

57 Hey, Crank. How are ya? Sad, sordid story, that. Hope she gets some kind of help. You did the right thing, of course. Gotta take care of you & yours.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 06:59 PM (dSa5I)

58 Those can't be 'man crisps', the bag is too small.

Posted by: Robensun Claymix at January 07, 2014 06:59 PM (C6CQ4)

59 Femskin? Back in my day we called them "Autons" Five rounds rapid!

Posted by: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart at January 07, 2014 06:59 PM (AymDN)

60 I love it. All the (D) advisors to Republicans are saying don't worry about the base; they'll complain today but come election day theyll all come out for you. Can't wait to.see their faces come Nov '14. Boy are they in for a shock. And then again in Nov '16 if they dont learn their lesson right quick.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 07:00 PM (BHAyP)

61 I love it. All the (D) advisors to Republicans are saying don't worry about the base; they'll complain today but come election day theyll all come out for you. Can't wait to.see their faces come Nov '14. Boy are they in for a shock. And then again in Nov '16 if they dont learn their lesson right quick.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 07:00 PM (BHAyP)

62 Huh. The pot thread is still going on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 07:00 PM (DmNpO)

63 'Lo, 'rons.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 07:00 PM (T1005)

64 PIH can stand for whatever you want.  I just started throwing out acronyms to see if the whole thing could be made more absurd.

Spoiler warning: It can't.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at January 07, 2014 07:01 PM (pl1y3)

65 Chas Bono could use a maskin.

Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2014 07:01 PM (6SdCf)

66 Damn my Michael J Fox index finger is on fire tonight!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 07:01 PM (BHAyP)

67 55 Uber Shit ‏@ShitUber 5 Jan Every time you yawn, you give a ghost a blow job. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 10:59 PM (DmNpO) ******** Does CAC know this?

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:01 PM (RJMhd)

68

 

In the past, this emotional energy was expended on such real and worthwhile concerns as wolves, starvation, murder, sorcery and barbarians.

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Witchcraft.

You forgot witchcraft.

/those were the days. Now we have fur wearing, obesity, PIV, Harry Potter and Islam.

Posted by: Shibumi at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (25HWz)

69 Barrel!!!

Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (6SdCf)

70 thank, doG; Maet! the ONT! I was about 47 seconds away from going "full retard" on Twitter (@SupSidePolitics, thanks for asking). (I know, NEVER go full retard) Whilst I still am compelled to post links to Badfinger and The Raspberries videos, I will self-restrain (but not in the David Carridine idiom) g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (JMmQ9)

71 OMG.

So sorry about the long text. Do not know what happened...

Posted by: Shibumi at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (25HWz)

72 64 PIH can stand for whatever you want. I just started throwing out acronyms to see if the whole thing could be made more absurd. Spoiler warning: It can't. Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at January 07, 2014 11:01 PM (pl1y3) ******** Got it. --btw always have cracked up at your handle.

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (RJMhd)

73 hmm, that's barrel-worthy

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (cnS/d)

74 Shibumi, welcome to me!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (wSrLR)

75 ...PIH = self love

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (dSa5I)

76 /those were the days. Now we have fur wearing, obesity, PIV, Harry Potter and Islam. Posted by: Shibumi at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (25HWz) Â…and barrels.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (AymDN)

77 what is PIH?###

Penis in hat?

Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 07:02 PM (TI3xG)

78 ha! havent seen that in a while

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 07:03 PM (BHAyP)

79 Greg Gutfeld is one of the few that "gets it" with both insight and humor when it comes to the left. I would think he has a bright future in the commentariat.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 07:03 PM (FHNkr)

80 Grenade toss? Well we had a guy couldn't throw the dummy grenade for than a foot, as in one foot away.

I got mine in the bunker but stood there too long admiring my throw and got shot.

Posted by: Robensun Claymix at January 07, 2014 07:03 PM (C6CQ4)

81 To the barrel with you, Shibumi.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:03 PM (RD/Rx)

82 am I still banned on may phonz?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 07, 2014 07:03 PM (fH4cN)

83 Red pill, y'all.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 07, 2014 07:03 PM (V4CBV)

84 Ah, our first barrel of the evening!

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 07:03 PM (doBIb)

85 what is PIH?### Penis in hat? Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (TI3xG) Hat don't swing that wayÂ…

Posted by: The Heterosexual Hat at January 07, 2014 07:03 PM (AymDN)

86 62 Huh. The pot thread is still going on. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 11:00 PM (DmNpO) ******* Of course--half the debaters showed up late.

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (RJMhd)

87 Take a sponge with you. Wipe up in there - I'd wear gloves.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (dSa5I)

88 I'm back, baby!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (fH4cN)

89 B
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Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (cnS/d)

90 Someone... AHEM.... needs a trip to the barrel.

Posted by: mpfs, San Diego Charger Fishstick at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (0KGqp)

91 In fairness(hattip Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey) those are some gnarly looking snacks and being named "man" they cannot be eaten by womyns....

Nice ONT Maet

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (TE35l)

92 85 what is PIH?### Penis in hat? Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (TI3xG) Hat don't swing that wayÂ… Posted by: The Heterosexual Hat at January 07, 2014 11:03 PM (AymDN) ***** LOL!

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (RJMhd)

93 Sit a spell in the barrel, witch or warlock

Posted by: dudgeon master at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (R6JT1)

94 "Mourdock might not have been the most viable Right candidate for Indiana; but he was no Akin"

Yep.

Mourdock was a guy who made an infelicitous choice of words about a position that could be politically defensible if better stated. Akin used completely accurate phrasing to relate his position on an issue, a position which was caveman ignorant and batshit crazy. And, Mourdock might have survived his tangled tongue if not preceded immediately by Akin.

But, that said, two more key things:

(a) There really isn't any excuse for Mourdock not having a list of carefully worded statements on controversial issues pre-drilled to utter perfection, because it's GUARANTEED that the auxiliary arm of the Democratic Party which we call "the media" will deliberately ask questions about just those issues, hoping to provoke a gaffe. That's both candidate failure, and campaign manager failure.

(b) As much as Dick Lugar was an eminence of the Permanent Bipartisan Fusion Party with no particular conservative allegiance, nevertheless, having him in the Senate with an (R) after his name meant one fewer seat that had to be fought for in the name of turning Dingy Harry into the Senate Minority Leader. The nominal party seat count matters.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2014 07:04 PM (gqT4g)

95 Men, you know what that means. PIB time.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 07:05 PM (BHAyP)

96 Posted by: Shibumi at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM I can show you the way to TheBarrel™...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2014 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)

97 Pot thread about to hit 1000 comments. smh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 07:05 PM (DmNpO)

98 Actually I do need Man Crisps. And I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

Posted by: Guido at January 07, 2014 07:05 PM (yICtd)

99 I need munchies and I have never done pot a single day in my life. Perhaps less tequila and more food is in order. Nahhhhha...

Posted by: OG Celtic American at January 07, 2014 07:05 PM (vHRtU)

100 75 ...PIH = self love Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (dSa5I) ******* Ha! Damn that's embarrassing took me awhile to figure it out.

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:06 PM (RJMhd)

101 72 64
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Got it.
--btw always have cracked up at your handle.

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (RJMhd)


Ha, thanks.  I miss Breitbart.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at January 07, 2014 07:06 PM (pl1y3)

102 Take a sponge with you.
Wipe up in there - I'd wear gloves.


Make it a MOPP level 4 ensemble and you're getting warm.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 07, 2014 07:06 PM (wSrLR)

103 Pot thread about to hit 1000 comments Patently unmotivated they are.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:06 PM (RD/Rx)

104 what is PIH?###

Penis in hat?

Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (TI3xG)



MILLINERYSEXUAL RIGHTS!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 07, 2014 07:06 PM (lr3d7)

105 Pot thread about to hit 1000 comments. smh Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 11:05 PM (DmNpO) Groovy. Peace brother. hey who has the cold ravioli?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 07:06 PM (t3UFN)

106 Fuck that former Senator, Lugar, in particular.
 
Though I have reserved a batch of hatejuice for my former Governor (and amnesty lobbyist and criminal pardoner) Haley Barbour.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2014 07:06 PM (wNF3N)

107 unless they're responding to my comments in the PIP thread, color me uninterested. *penis in pot

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 07:06 PM (BHAyP)

108 http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/ alfred-hitchcocks-unseen-holocaust-documentary-to-be-screened-9044945.html

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Granddad was in the military-police for the British sector; Mum grew up learning German.

So based on what I've heard at home, I'm interested in these snippets:

The film took far longer to make than had originally been envisaged. By late 1945, the need for it began to wane. The Allied military government decided that rubbing the Germans' noses in their own guilt wouldn't help with postwar reconstruction.

and

Billy Wilder, who directed Death Mills (1945), an American film about the German atrocities, was forthright about why he did not want atrocity footage to be seen in later years. Wilder questioned whether it had worked in "re-educating" the German civilian population about what their leaders had been doing in their name.

What I was told is that, as soon as the Brits had carved out their niche in the postwar German occupation, we did "rub the Germans' noses in their own guilt". The Brits at least had a "werewolf" problem; pro-Nazi terrorist diehards. So these occupiers (I can't speak for the French or Americans) forced all the west Germans who thought that maybe the tales from the East were a bit much, to watch the footage and to see the files from what had been going on closer to home: Dachau etc.

And yes, the Brits did share notes with the Frogs and Yanks.

And also also, it was the general consensus that showing the Germans what horrors they'd visited upon the rest of Europe did help in getting at least the Bundesrepublik on board with de-nazifying their own.

Interested in hearing what descendents of Americans (or French) in Germany of the 1940s-50s have to say on this . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 07:07 PM (Xfl0F)

109 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lif4BRfbzI#t=154

2013 News bloopers.  about 15 minutes.


Posted by: Hugh Janus on a 300 lap ride at January 07, 2014 07:07 PM (0It32)

110 Pot thread Did I think that, say that or post that? Wow, I'm buzzed.

Posted by: seamrog at January 07, 2014 07:07 PM (PscHk)

111 ok. pls review files.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 07, 2014 07:08 PM (V4CBV)

112 The pot thread is still going on. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Hey, don't bogart that comment, my friend. Pass it over to me.....

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 07, 2014 07:08 PM (+1T7c)

113 hey who has the cold ravioli? Don't be silly. No self respecting pothead would let ravioli get cold.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:08 PM (RD/Rx)

114 Of course--half the debaters showed up late. *** they had to make a run for Slurpees and Ho-Hos.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 07:08 PM (DmNpO)

115 Hello again, horde.

How to create your own cryptocurrency

It's already happening. Look up the story of bitcoin.

There's already a largely successful online poker site that only accepts and pays out in bitcoin, called Seals With Clubs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:08 PM (HVI5a)

116 Well it is devolving into Pete explaining something about abortion the Roman Catholic Church democrats and no sven YOU are the cafeteria!

When I in fact called myself an apostate, but I digress...

I think the message is 1) pot, 2) protect or outlaw abortion, 3) WINNING! freedom...

I dunno it *almost* makes me wish I were half as addled as I sometimes write.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:08 PM (TE35l)

117 Ha, thanks. I miss Breitbart. Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at January 07, 2014 11:06 PM (pl1y3) **** Ah--that makes sense.

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:09 PM (RJMhd)

118 A feminist bitching about 'men needing assurances?'  Feminists, who seem to make every waking moment about vaginal affirmation?  Who have monologues from them?  Who take college courses to make them feel good about them?  Who are advised to squat over mirrors and get 'in touch with how they feel about them?'

Posted by: --- at January 07, 2014 07:09 PM (MMC8r)

119 I was about 47 seconds away from going "full retard" on Twitter  You know what they say, Alton: "Arguing on Twitter is like running in the special olympics -even if you win, you're still retarded." I now denounce myself.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 07:09 PM (dSa5I)

120 Are those man crisps made from real men?

Posted by: Wednesday Addams at January 07, 2014 07:09 PM (C6CQ4)

121 On the masking thing Even the japs are thinking WTF??!!

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 07:09 PM (BKR67)

122 iced tea + lemonade + vodka = a trip to far outsville, my groovy babies

Posted by: Cracked pots muse 'bout pot at January 07, 2014 07:10 PM (R6JT1)

123 114 Of course--half the debaters showed up late. *** they had to make a run for Slurpees and Ho-Hos. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 11:08 PM (DmNpO) ******* And now they are in the Ace O' Spades basement so to speak arguing. Fitting.

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:10 PM (RJMhd)

124 Don't be silly. No self respecting pothead would let ravioli get cold. Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 11:08 PM (RD/Rx) When you have the munchies in college, a can of ravioli and a can opener there was never anything else but cold

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 07:11 PM (t3UFN)

125 Are people really arguing with Masterbatin' Pete? He's one of the elders, isn't he?

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:11 PM (RD/Rx)

126 Name the movie "PIAP"

Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 07:11 PM (TI3xG)

127 Cliff notes version of my niece: she is the granddaughter of Mrs. Crank's half-sister, oldest of four kids all born addicted to drugs. The mother died from a dirty needle this past summer and we were doing trial custody with possible adoption. We find out that her psych issues are way deeper than anyone thought, and she kept amping up her behavior. She put a Satanic spell on the house to curse our unborn baby, was a pathological liar, and finally pulled a knife on Mrs. Crank for daring to take TV away after more lies and not doing schoolwork or chores.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 07:12 PM (wqfkV)

128

Tea Party > gop insiders.

 

2014, bitches.

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 07, 2014 07:12 PM (vvk2F)

129 When you have the munchies in college, a can of ravioli and a can opener there was never anything else but cold

So I really didn't miss anything.  Good to know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 07:12 PM (wSrLR)

130 Princess In The Pauper And In the Pee?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 07, 2014 07:13 PM (BHAyP)

131 ConCrank. Sorry. BTDT. Call if you want.

Posted by: OG Celtic American at January 07, 2014 07:13 PM (vHRtU)

132 I've always wanted to enjoy my White Male Privilege in the form of a tasty snack... and now I can, God bless you Man Crisps!

Posted by: Shoey at January 07, 2014 07:13 PM (vA94g)

133 Wow, I never noticed how LOUD that clock ticks. it must be a time/space/decibel continuum. this is some good shit. Oh never mind, the bathroom faucet is dripping again.

Posted by: seamrog at January 07, 2014 07:14 PM (PscHk)

134 Fingers crossed here!  Waiting on an email from the president of a software company.  Last interview for the VP of Sales position.  Really need this to come through.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2014 07:14 PM (o9Rp5)

135 When you have the munchies in college, a can of ravioli and a can opener there was never anything else but cold So I really didn't miss anything. Good to know. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 11:12 PM (wSrLR) Your kidding right? Those were the good old days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 07:14 PM (t3UFN)

136 125 garrett at January 07, 2014 11:11 PM (RD/Rx)

I miss Pete, and I think its cute he thinks I give a shit about his analysis of my faith.

The issues is an idiotic one that should be about # 7,481 on the list of "shit needing done for freedom" but they are hot for it so I agree...

hell I go so far as to agree to subsidize the poor in getting free drugs....

I just have a few requests

1) legalize it all

2) rock on too much is never enough

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:15 PM (TE35l)

137 GO DUKE! Karma Out!

Posted by: OG Celtic American at January 07, 2014 07:15 PM (vHRtU)

138 125 Are people really arguing with Masterbatin' Pete? He's one of the elders, isn't he? Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 11:11 PM (RD/Rx) ****** Elders? Elders of Erg?

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:15 PM (RJMhd)

139 PIE = Penis In Ewok

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 07, 2014 07:16 PM (PK+r9)

140 Evening roonz and roonettez. Heading out in the AM so I won't be long tonight.

Posted by: GGE of the Freezing Horde, Iowa Edition at January 07, 2014 07:16 PM (npWmN)

141 Thanks Doc!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2014 07:16 PM (o9Rp5)

142  The pot thread is still going on.  Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse _______ I must've missed something. i guess that's a good thing. I bailed on the "cop shoots kid" thread earlier - that was getting a little stupid. Went to Home Depot & got a 8' baseboard heater to hook up as auxilliary heat for the global warming we're experiencing.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 07:17 PM (dSa5I)

143 When you have the munchies in college, a can of ravioli and a can opener there was never anything else but cold *** Heh! I commented here last month that I had eaten ravioli out of the can.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 07:17 PM (DmNpO)

144 Elders of Zoin/Zuon/Zion whatever. Rabid vampires that fake mooselimb religion to take over Polynesian Skandi-bellybuttonemia....

Posted by: OG Celtic American at January 07, 2014 07:18 PM (vHRtU)

145 127 Cliff notes version of my niece: she is the granddaughter of Mrs. Crank's half-sister, oldest of four kids all born addicted to drugs. The mother died from a dirty needle this past summer and we were doing trial custody with possible adoption. We find out that her psych issues are way deeper than anyone thought, and she kept amping up her behavior. She put a Satanic spell on the house to curse our unborn baby, was a pathological liar, and finally pulled a knife on Mrs. Crank for daring to take TV away after more lies and not doing schoolwork or chores. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 11:12 PM (wqfkV) ******** Ummm...yikes. Well I think finding her journal was a "godsend" then--removes all doubt. I think that should relieve you of burden in a way.

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:18 PM (RJMhd)

146 Your kidding right? Those were the good old days

I had an uncle that made sure I had three hots and a cot most days when I was age appropriate for college.  He even paid for me to live in Germany for a few years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 07:18 PM (wSrLR)

147 God bless you Mr. Crank, for trying. What a sad story.

Posted by: goldilocks at January 07, 2014 07:18 PM (ZdRy9)

148

"I won't be long tonight."

 

huhuhuh uh huhuh uh huhuhuh uh huhuhuh...

Posted by: butthead at January 07, 2014 07:18 PM (9gNQd)

149 Trains enforces misogyny as a gender norm. Oh yeah, that tunnel is gonna take it hard and good.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 07, 2014 07:19 PM (WdbF7)

150 That golightly bint didn't get ace coffee & pastry? Wtf?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2014 07:19 PM (Cj2N+)

151 127 Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 11:12 PM (wqfkV)


some would say that is a cry for help, others that it is a cry for being bricked in to the basement and starved like Antonia did to her daughter who poisoned Tiberius' son...

but I choose another path...

All kidding aside, I'm sorry it must have been hard...

it's not a joking matter but what we have set up right now is a police state acting on behalf of a govt trying to be everyone's nanny....and it will act as an enabler and safety net for druggies regardless.

Since the most pressing matter in the Republic seems to be "pot" I say cut to the chase and legalize it all and let nature sort it out.

I'll pray for her and your family.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:19 PM (TE35l)

152 Are people really arguing with Masterbatin' Pete ---- He really is a master debater.

Posted by: Jenny Sells Lace Wigs at January 07, 2014 07:19 PM (v/2zq)

153 M'Pete has been a mainstay of teh Horde for about a decade.

Not to say he's right or wrong on this issue. But if you're arguing with him, you better know what you're talking about.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 07:19 PM (Xfl0F)

154 When you have the munchies in college... there was never anything else but cold You were hanging with the wrong pot heads.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:19 PM (RD/Rx)

155 120 Are those man crisps made from real men? Posted by: Wednesday Addams at January 07, 2014 11:09 PM (C6CQ4) **** giggle

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 07:20 PM (DmNpO)

156 That Femskin thing just creeped me right out.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 07, 2014 07:20 PM (jucos)

157 139 PIE = Penis In Ewok Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2014 11:16 PM (PK+r9) *********** LOL! Okay thx. You win. I was trying to come up with an acronym that still made a word... And that "wins". Although--I don't think anyone is saying--- "Mmmmmm, PIE!" (I exit stage ---right.)

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 07:20 PM (RJMhd)

158 He really is a master debater. Posted by: Jenny Sells Lace Wigs at January 07, 2014 11:19 PM (v/2zq) Thank You. Jesus. That thing sat up on the tee forever!

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:20 PM (RD/Rx)

159 Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 11:17 PM (dSa5I)

Daughter H bought the very last pipe heat wrap at HD yesterday.  Damn you Al Gore!

It becomes more and more clear that the populace needs to be housed in large centralized complexes so the state can provide heat equally to all.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 07, 2014 07:21 PM (o3MSL)

160 Femskin?  The world is doomed and I'm not sure I can object anymore.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 07:21 PM (QupBk)

161 Luck, Duke

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 07:21 PM (wqfkV)

162

CC, sad to hear that the grand-niece (?) did not recognize help when it was offerred. Glad to hear you and the wife did recognize stupid when you saw it.

 

Can't cure stupid. Be safe.

Posted by: tbodie at January 07, 2014 07:21 PM (RX6BJ)

163 OMG, the copy on the Man Crisps reads like a condom advert. NTTAWWT. Made me want to eat them for sure. Miss seething-outrage is missing the fun.

Posted by: Synova at January 07, 2014 07:21 PM (7/PU+)

164 Are those man crisps made from real men? Posted by: Wednesday Addams at January 07, 2014 11:09 PM (C6CQ4) **** giggle Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 11:20 PM (DmNpO) How to you think we make money on the side?

Posted by: Rabbi Tuckman at January 07, 2014 07:21 PM (AymDN)

165 Trains enforces misogyny as a gender norm. Oh yeah, that tunnel is gonna get it good and hard.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 07, 2014 07:21 PM (WdbF7)

166 When you have the munchies in college... there was never anything else but cold You were hanging with the wrong pot heads. Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 11:19 PM (RD/Rx) If you were able to heat anything up or go out for food after getting high, you were smoking the wrong shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 07:22 PM (t3UFN)

167 Femskin? The world is doomed and I'm not sure I can object anymore. Humanity has been too comfortable for too long if they've turned....this.....into a thing.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 07:22 PM (doBIb)

168 Thanks, CC and God bless!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2014 07:22 PM (o9Rp5)

169 CC, this may sound odd but are you planning on having a Priest do a house blessing to counter her "curse?"

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

170 127 Cliff notes version of my niece: she is the granddaughter of Mrs. Crank's half-sister, oldest of four kids all born addicted to drugs. The mother died from a dirty needle this past summer and we were doing trial custody with possible adoption. We find out that her psych issues are way deeper than anyone thought, and she kept amping up her behavior. She put a Satanic spell on the house to curse our unborn baby, was a pathological liar, and finally pulled a knife on Mrs. Crank for daring to take TV away after more lies and not doing schoolwork or chores. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 11:12 PM (wqfkV) Well you tried CC...you tried. Been there, done that....several times.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 07:22 PM (bCEmE)

171 DO MEN REALLY NEED REASSURANCES LIKE THIS?! Of course women don't need reassurance. Is there anything more self-absorbed and self-important that all that "vagina this" and "vagina that" crap? These womyn are the ones that think that a body part somehow makes them special. Men haven't done anything as ridiculously self-absorbed as the "The Penis Monologues". Of course if they did, it would probably degenerate into porn.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2014 07:22 PM (rNHiK)

172 Name the movie "PIAP"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pie_%28film%29

Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 07:23 PM (TI3xG)

173 I PUT A SPELL ON YOU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orNpH6iyokI

Posted by: Screamin' Jay Hawkins at January 07, 2014 07:23 PM (RD/Rx)

174 I mean seriously.  I think I would shoot the skin thing on sight on the assumption it was a dangerous alien poorly posing as a human.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 07:23 PM (QupBk)

175 85 what is PIH?### Penis in hat? Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (TI3xG) Hat don't swing that wayÂ… Posted by: The Heterosexual Hat at January 07, 2014 11:03 PM (AymDN) Ha ha ha, you so funny. Not what you say last weekend.

Posted by: Thai Ladyboy Hat at January 07, 2014 07:23 PM (BXLPR)

176 Off, refrigerated sock!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Preparing to Launch at January 07, 2014 07:23 PM (npWmN)

177 Mulder!  There's a zipper!

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 07:23 PM (QupBk)

178 153 boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 11:19 PM (Xfl0F)

I know what I am talking about, well at least as much as X and RoadRunner.

Legalize it, pedal to the floor.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:23 PM (TE35l)

179 Anybody else find the twitter handle @dollymunch highly, greatly, astoundingly gut-bustingly amusing? I mean . . . what dollies does she prefer munching, anyway?

Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2014 07:25 PM (roTS7)

180 Man crisps? I don't even want to know what part they're made from. Are they Kosher? Again, I self denounce.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 07:25 PM (dSa5I)

181 You all can go ahead and rationalize to your hearts' content about how legalizing weed is totally fine and won't have any negative effects and is really a personal-freedom issue and all the other ways to avoid admitting the truth. The truth: the Democrats are making sure their subjects stay stoned and apathetic. Vote Obama, he gives you free weed! (How long does anyone think it will take to get from legal weed to subsidized weed?) A republic can't survive if its people are stoned half the time, engage in casual, meaningless hookups but never marry, expect handouts, and depend on the Almighty State and the Compassionate Party for everything. This is nothing but a catastrophic defeat. We'll be paying for the massive social pathologies for generations.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2014 07:25 PM (BqW72)

182 CC, man I'm so sorry. it sucks when your relatives are just all screwed up like that.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:25 PM (9GG/0)

183 especially ones you are trying to take care of.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:26 PM (9GG/0)

184 Posted by: Shibumi at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (25HWz)

Roll out the barrel.......

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 07:26 PM (AWwDY)

185 I don't even want to know what part they're made from. Are they Kosher? yes they are, and if you rub them, they double in size

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 07:26 PM (t3UFN)

186 Satanic curses just seem to make my day go better.

Case in point: in Barbados, I got a curse by a paro (Bajan for "hobo") along the southern coast, waiting for a bus. I was going to die that day, he said.

It was the best day I had on that island. Went snorkeling, drank a bunch of rum punch, went to the club, only got to bed at 4:46 AM.

I think my next Caribbean trip might be to St Lucia. Or Haiti

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 07:26 PM (Xfl0F)

187 "Apparently This [femskin] Is a Thing"

Apparently so, because I took one look and said, "WTF _is_ that _thing_?"

Posted by: torquewrench at January 07, 2014 07:27 PM (gqT4g)

188
Heh! I commented here last month that I had eaten ravioli out of the can.


hasn't everyone?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:27 PM (9GG/0)

189 Femskin: Do Not Like.

Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2014 07:27 PM (roTS7)

190 Navycopjoe, want to bet this Japanese will say WTF?
http://www.foxseye.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/FOX_2803es.jpg

Or
http://tinyurl.com/kpecgn6

I would say there is a 99% chance that the people under those masks and in those clothes are dudes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (xydLk)

191 Mancrisps: I'll Take Two.

Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (roTS7)

192 The Redskins are courting Jay Gruden.  The Boy Owner and Bruce Allen have taken him to dinner tonight.  That means that the job might be his.  I remember when they did the dinner thing with Shanahan.  That was 40+ losses ago.  Another reign of a mediocre coach with the Boy Owner pulling all the strings.  Meh

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (jucos)

193 hasn't everyone? **** last month?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (DmNpO)

194 CBD a shoo-in for a part in The Penis Diaries.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (aDwsi)

195 We found her journal, in which she clearly stated that her plan to piss off Mrs. Crank and hopes that she would die--premeditation in other words. Glad she is out of the house for good. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 10:53 PM (wqfkV) What a messed up kid. At least you tried.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (rNHiK)

196 Heh! I commented here last month that I had eaten ravioli out of the can. hasn't everyone? Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 11:27 PM (9GG/0) I sure hope so!

Posted by: Chef Boyardi at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (t3UFN)

197 7 more beers and I should be a genius prolly won't spell too good though

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (Ovgrz)

198 Hello Dolly!

Posted by: Ping Pong ball choking hazard at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (R6JT1)

199 I got a curse by a paro (Bajan for "hobo") International Hobo Hunting. Must be nice.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (RD/Rx)

200 last month?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 11:28 PM (DmNpO)


hmm no not last month. I was thinking more like "college".

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:28 PM (9GG/0)

201 Femskin: do not like

Me neither. Eww!

Posted by: Dr. S., gyno to all Alaska at January 07, 2014 07:29 PM (Xfl0F)

202 Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 11:23 PM (TE35l)

Sven my boy, the best thing for the uber-State is to have dual conflicting legal systems, thus you can buy pot in CO, but not transport it across state lines.  Purchasing pot in CO automatically forwards your ID (which you don't need to vote) to the BATFE so you can be denied firearms ownership rights at the federal level.  The uber-State can later decide that its laws trump state laws, and selectively and retroactively prosecute anyone foolish enough to partake of the CO pot laws. (Side note, this would not be deemed an ex post facto law by Holder, because the uber-state never took the drug laws off the books).  And so on...

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 07, 2014 07:29 PM (o3MSL)

203 181 Trimegistus at January 07, 2014 11:25 PM (BqW72)

Democrats think we're fine now except for the "having Republicans in the population" thing and they have been stoned on Hopium for 7 years now.


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:29 PM (TE35l)

204 How hard is it to make a golem and loose it upon the world?  I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 07:29 PM (QupBk)

205 so will PIV chick have a cameo appearence in The Penis Diaries?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:29 PM (9GG/0)

206 Remember, hobos raping and eating a femskin is only destruction of property worth < $150, a walk away misdo... Is your life worth < $150? Say no to femskin...

Posted by: OG Celtic American at January 07, 2014 07:29 PM (vHRtU)

207 Also, Diana Rossini from Channel 4 in DC was really putting the Sweater Puppies out there tonight.  I ordinarily don't like the lady sports readers..... but tonight I could have watched Diana do almost ANYTHING.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 07, 2014 07:29 PM (jucos)

208 hmm no not last month. I was thinking more like "college". Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 11:28 PM (9GG/0) Damn think about what I could have done with a case of MREs in College!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 07:30 PM (t3UFN)

209 Mr. Crank, I gotta say... It's an amazing thing when people take on a problem child but never never NEVER take a problem child into your home that is older than your own children. NEVER.

Posted by: Synova at January 07, 2014 07:30 PM (7/PU+)

210 what was that movie where the bad guy was making a coat out of women's skin? now I can't remember the name of it

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:30 PM (9GG/0)

211 How hard is it to make a golem and loose it upon the world? Simpsons did it.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:31 PM (RD/Rx)

212 what was that movie where the bad guy was making a coat out of women's skin? now I can't remember the name of it Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 11:30 PM (9GG/0) Silence of the Lambs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2014 07:31 PM (t3UFN)

213 It puts the lotion on FemSkin,
Or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: --- at January 07, 2014 07:31 PM (MMC8r)

214 Silence of the Lambs.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 07:31 PM (doBIb)

215 Silence of the lambs. Now what is the confirmation bias theory dammmit

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 07:31 PM (RZ8pf)

216 202 Hrothgar at January 07, 2014 11:29 PM (o3MSL)

Correct, I just argued that in the Smokin! thread actually.  I think this is a cagey play by the anti gun nuts to pit a Jedi HandWaved right against an enumerated right and ideally to create an embittered class of gunowners who can't get more guns.

I don't shoot drunk, or high...

The left is doing everything it can to make freedom a bucket of crabs...

I expected better of us.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:31 PM (TE35l)

217 The femskins are hideous. They don't look like women, they look like mutants/aliens.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 07, 2014 07:32 PM (DoZD+)

218 You all can go ahead and rationalize to your hearts'content about how legalizing weed is totally fine... ---- Because one 1000-comment string of strawmen and scolding just isn't enough.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 07, 2014 07:32 PM (v/2zq)

219 180 Man crisps? I don't even want to know what part they're made from. Are they Kosher? Again, I self denounce. Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 11:25 PM (dSa5I) I'll take "slugs and snails and puppy dog tails" for 500 Alex...

Posted by: Shoey at January 07, 2014 07:32 PM (vA94g)

220 Conservative Crank.  Sorry things went that badly.  You tried does not sound like any great comfort.  But it is.  You and your wife tried to reach out to her.  But all she wants to do is hurt people it seems.  Pray for her.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 07:32 PM (xydLk)

221 This cold weather has finally taken its toll on my guitars. Necks are all bowed now.

Thanks a lot, Global warming.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 07:32 PM (FHNkr)

222 It puts the lotion on FemSkin,
Or else it gets the hose again.


Panty, garden or fire?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:33 PM (HVI5a)

223 Legalize pot.

While you're stoned, I'm stealin' ur shit.

Posted by: --- at January 07, 2014 07:33 PM (MMC8r)

224 How hard is it to make a golem and loose it upon the world? I'm asking for a friend. Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 11:29 PM (QupBk) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNRGLVhTYtw

Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at January 07, 2014 07:33 PM (AymDN)

225 A republic can't survive if its people are stoned half the time, engage in casual, meaningless hookups but never marry, expect handouts, and depend on the Almighty State and the Compassionate Party for everything.###

And legalizing weed will change this how. Yes it is currently illegal now. But real easy to get. And in highschool just as easy if not easier than beer. Which may be a good argument for legalization.  Every sale a pot dealer does is illegal so they have less incentive to avoid selling to kids.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 07, 2014 07:33 PM (TI3xG)

226 ok thanks all

PGiS, I am not sure, isn't it just called "confirmation bias"?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:34 PM (9GG/0)

227
Nunn, running as a centrist Democrat, has received support from conservatives in the months since she jumped into the race. Former Sen. John Warner (R-Va.), another former colleague of Nunn's father, made a $500 contribution to her campaign and attended a fundraiser in November.

Nunn also received donations from Tom Cousins and Jim Cox Kennedy, contributors to the Republican National Committee and Mitt Romney campaign in 2012.




Big tent!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 07, 2014 07:34 PM (kdS6q)

228

I have it on good authority that Man Crisps are made from the Taints culled from Peruvian Men.  Deep fried and lightly salted..... Mmmmmm

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 07, 2014 07:34 PM (jucos)

229 The femskins are hideous. They don't look like women, they look like mutants/aliens. Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 07, 2014 11:32 PM (DoZD+) See! See! Aliens! There are aliens out there!!1!

Posted by: Former Canadian Defense Minister at January 07, 2014 07:34 PM (AymDN)

230 A republic can't survive

Fixed.

Posted by: Plato, Aristotle, Polybius and maybe Franklin at January 07, 2014 07:35 PM (Xfl0F)

231 CC, this may sound odd but are you planning on having a Priest do a house blessing to counter her "curse?"

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Or hire a wizard to do a "bounceback" spell, or don't, but tell her you did. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2014 07:35 PM (8Fl6F)

232 EC, have you made garlic bread with the Kerry Gold garlic & herb butter? Mmmmmm CC, have you changed ALL the locks on the house, garage, storage shed...?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2014 07:35 PM (Cj2N+)

233 Conservative Crank, You did your best, but the girl is full of hate. Your duty is to protect Mrs & Baby on the way Crank first.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 07:35 PM (z4WKX)

234 Can't wait for the ad of 'Eat This and Never Diet Again' BlueWaffle.jpeg Evening all.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 07:35 PM (Q6HBD)

235 I really like Michael Ramirez cartoons, but I must be excessively stupid tonight because I don't "get" this one: http://news.investors.com/editorial-cartoons/michael-ramirez/ Yes, I know they're all names of Hawaii an fish Does it mean, Obama is "fishy" is underwater or is it an comment of the utter lack of seriousness of the media? I don't get TV news. Are they reporting on his snokelling in Hawaii now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 07:36 PM (7kkQJ)

236 A republic can't survive Fixed. Posted by: Plato, Aristotle, Polybius and maybe Franklin at January 07, 2014 11:35 PM (Xfl0F) Tell me about it!

Posted by: Marcus Junius Brutus at January 07, 2014 07:36 PM (AymDN)

237 This cold weather has finally taken its toll on my guitars. Necks are all bowed now. Dude, get your room re-humidified. Go slow, though. You don't want to jump it up too fast.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:37 PM (RD/Rx)

238 'Eat This and Never Diet Again'

Because it kills you instantly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:37 PM (HVI5a)

239 Neither Bing nor Google give any images of Diana Rossini even using the pretyped "Diana Rossini NBC", "Diana Rossini sports" etc.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 07, 2014 07:37 PM (PK+r9)

240 230 Plato, Aristotle, Polybius and maybe Franklin at January 07, 2014 11:35 PM (Xfl0F)

It would have survived better without the knives in the back there Plato....


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:37 PM (TE35l)

241 A Country Boy Can Survive Hank Williams Jr. says so look it up

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 07:38 PM (Ovgrz)

242 169 CC, this may sound odd but are you planning on having a Priest do a house blessing to counter her "curse?" Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 11:22 Yeah, that's a very good idea.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2014 07:38 PM (Cj2N+)

243 A Country Boy Can Survive
Hank Williams Jr. says so


The country itself OTOH...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:38 PM (HVI5a)

244 EC, have you made garlic bread with the Kerry Gold garlic & herb butter? Mmmmmm I've not tried the KG garlic butter yet. I usually buy the regular butter and slather it over an entire baguette warmed up in the oven. I will fight you over it!

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 07:38 PM (doBIb)

245 FenelonSpoke,

Look at the names of the last two fish in the bottom right corner of the cartoon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 07:38 PM (wSrLR)

246 They don't look like women, they look like mutants/aliens.
The description I read at another blog says they want to look like dolls like Barbies so at least they're not tranny freaks.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 07, 2014 07:39 PM (PK+r9)

247 Ace landed Audrey Hepburn!! And she's only been dead, what, 20 years?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 07:39 PM (oFCZn)

248 243 qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 11:38 PM (HVI5a)

There's country and there's Country...not the same thing...


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:40 PM (TE35l)

249 PIV is rape? I'm going to jail for a long time! I thought she loved me after 25 years of marriage.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 07:40 PM (Zyoha)

250 Okay gun nuts, a question Anyone use a lower made by spike tactical? Any thoughts?

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 07:40 PM (wNsNP)

251 The description I read at another blog says they want to look like dolls like Barbies so at least they're not tranny freaks Latex parts for now. Dead hookers later.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 07:40 PM (doBIb)

252
And what made Collette so very, very rageful?

She's Lez Miserable?

Posted by: Gavin Roche Bros. at January 07, 2014 10:56 PM (R6JT1)












*snerk*

Well done......on two levels.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2014 07:40 PM (pCW3S)

253 Kids will be pissed!

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 07:41 PM (Zyoha)

254 215 Silence of the lambs. Now what is the confirmation bias theory dammmit Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 11:31 PM (RZ8pf) Gell-Mann Amnesia?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 07:41 PM (bCEmE)

255 CC, this may sound odd but are you planning on having a Priest do a house blessing to counter her "curse?" Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 07, 2014 11:22
Yeah, that's a very good idea.


Remember the scene of the house being sucked into... nothingness... in Poltergeist?

That's basically what happened to my last job.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:41 PM (HVI5a)

256 Ncj, Spikes is a respected vendor. Go for it. Also, did you see what I sent?

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 07:41 PM (doBIb)

257 Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 11:37 PM (RD/Rx)

Thanks for the tip, but I barely have enough room in here for all my gear let alone something to humidify with. I'm gonna have to wait it out I guess.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 07:41 PM (FHNkr)

258 I can't watch the recruit getting yelled at. Do you know they actually did a video and "yearbooks" and pictures and crap from *Jostens* when I was at Air Force basic training? Apparently I got on a video, hanging on monkey bars (I was told, never saw it) and was getting yelled at to drop off because I was *stuck* and the TI was yelling at me and the dummy behind me who simply *had* to move up to the rung right behind me so I couldn't *swing* was yelling at me. (I finally just body slammed the idiot so that I could get the next rung... I'm *short*). So I get to tech school and someone from my basic sees me and says... "My mom saw that video and she was so *mad*!" LOL!

Posted by: Synova at January 07, 2014 07:42 PM (7/PU+)

259 Question for the ettes who may have watched Justified tonight. Olyphant better with long hair or the short cut? (Please don't make me turn in the man-card) But I thought he looked like a little Breck girl with long hair.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 07:42 PM (Q6HBD)

260 250 Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 11:40 PM (wNsNP)

I like mine, the spikes lower has a Calico Flag on it, is well machined and a good lower for the 20" I built to "mil-specs"(BATFE Semi-AUTO)

You decided on caliber?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:43 PM (TE35l)

261 228 -Truck Monkey I always loved that word. Taint. I smile right now thinking of the time a couple years ago I was running a bath for the boy (maybe five at the time?) & told him to "wash up really well. You're filthy. Get all the important parts. Din't forget your taint." "What's my taint?" "Well, itain't your butt & itaint your junk - figure it out." I got in a little trouble, as he told Gramma what his taint was...

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 07:43 PM (dSa5I)

262 Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 11:41 PM (FHNkr) At the very least you need to adjust the truss rods a bit to relieve the pressure on those necks. If you have any acoustics, you can get in-case humidifiers.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:43 PM (RD/Rx)

263 I don't know what that creepy femshit is, but I'm seeing more of that. From Japan and elsewhere, people choosing to look like the freakiest, fakest shit imaginable. Sad Creepy and Scary. Who does that?

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 07, 2014 07:43 PM (XvrTA)

264 256. No I didn't Can you resend pls I'm torn between the spider which I can get now or order the honey badger....it says 'don't give a shit' by the safety

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 07:44 PM (wNsNP)

265 Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 11:40 PM (wNsNP) Going by hearsay, but Spikes is quality.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 07:44 PM (Q6HBD)

266 I don't know that a Conservative Crank is Catholic or (Would a priest do that to a house of someone that isn't Catholic) but you can ask any minister to come do that. The Lutherans, The Episcopalians, The Methodists and probably others all have Provisions in their books of liturgy for the blessing of a house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 07:44 PM (7kkQJ)

267 Anyone use a lower made by spike tactical? Any thoughts? Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 11:40 PM (wNsNP) depends on the upper you want to put on it. Less Bauer or Wilson uppers only go on one of their lowers. There are others but I don't remember off the top of my head. Should be ok with a Rock River, Armalite or Bushmaster upper

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 07:45 PM (Ovgrz)

268 260. I get the 5.56 on Friday I get the 50 Beowulf monday

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 07:45 PM (wNsNP)

269 Gun nuts, you will shoot your legs. Mini 30, spz phantom, Banneli m4, walther p22(for wife) also a former Marine she is.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 07:45 PM (Zyoha)

270 Felon, The fish in front of JEF is obummercare and JEF is O-pack O-lies.

Posted by: lindafell at January 07, 2014 07:45 PM (PGO8C)

271 ♬ Dead hookers aren't much fun.
They don't come when you call.
They don't chase balls at all.
Dead hookers aren't much fun. ♫

Posted by: weird al at January 07, 2014 07:45 PM (PK+r9)

272 Olyphant better with long hair or the short cut? *** Yes.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2014 07:45 PM (DmNpO)

273 PIV is rape? I'm going to jail for a long time! I thought she loved me after 25 years of marriage.

Every father of kids, yeah, guilty. DNA evidence and all that. Off to the hoosegow for you.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 07:46 PM (Xfl0F)

274 Look at the names of the last two fish in the bottom right corner of the cartoon. hee hee

Posted by: Adriane... at January 07, 2014 07:46 PM (m3Cp/)

275 267 ummmm To gunbroker I go, brb

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 07:46 PM (wNsNP)

276 'Vikings' returns Feb. 27th on The History Channel.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 07:46 PM (bCEmE)

277 254 Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 11:44 PM (wNsNP)

The only caliber I'd use another lower for would be the 5.7*28... they have a company that specializes in 5.7 builds and the lower is sorta contoured(still works with STANAG mags)

http://tinyurl.com/apwdzna

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:46 PM (TE35l)

278 Anyone use a lower made by spike tactical? Any thoughts? Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 11:40 PM (wNsNP) I have Spikes' *parts* but no lower, they are all good. Their reviews make them top tier or close.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 07:47 PM (qyfb5)

279 Posted by: lindafell at January 07, 2014 11:45 PM (PGO8C) LOL. O.K. Thanks. I'm stupid.. I didn't read it closely enough

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 07:47 PM (7kkQJ)

280 The femskin thing is beyond creepy

Posted by: Thunderb at January 07, 2014 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

281 PIN = Penis in Ninja Explains my college virginity.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 07, 2014 07:48 PM (dZGNV)

282 Anybody see the fantastic photo essay at imgur.com titled "25 Reasons Why We Love Scotland"?? Here's the link:

http://m.imgur.com/a/Cfwm6

I loved it. They really do speak their own language there. For instance, one of the pictures is of a letter that was taped up next to the Health Department closedown notice at a Glasgow fish-n-chips place. Apparently the restaurant had rodents running around. Anyway, it read (verbatim):

"Whae geez a FUCK about MICE!??? I dinnae go tae a chippy tae get healthy ya CUNTS! Health inspectors please piss off."

There's also an awesome letter that Sean Connery wrote to Steve Jobs in 1990 in which Connery refused to do any ads for the Macintosh. Connery finished the letter: "You are a computer salesman -- I am fucking JAMES BOND!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:48 PM (HVI5a)

283 Lugar is a bitter old piece of crap. I'm glad we Hoosiers finally flushed his sorry ass down the toilet.

Posted by: aud at January 07, 2014 07:48 PM (PGpgl)

284 281 whatmeworry? at January 07, 2014 11:48 PM (dZGNV)

Oh this is awkward....

//Babs Streisand

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:49 PM (TE35l)

285 Where you see the underlines (___) in my 282, that's where you should fill in "img".

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:49 PM (HVI5a)

286 @ 236, republic can always survive. I don't quit do you? Keep voting! My end is covered.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 07:49 PM (Zyoha)

287 Well geez, I can't figure this blog out at ALL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:49 PM (HVI5a)

288
I really like Michael Ramirez cartoons, but I must be excessively stupid tonight because I don't "get" this one:

http://news.investors.com/editorial-cartoons/michael-ramirez/



Yes, I know they're all names of Hawaii an fish Does it mean, Obama is "fishy" is underwater or is it an comment of the utter lack of seriousness of the media? I don't get TV news. Are they reporting on his snokelling in Hawaii now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 11:36 PM (7kkQJ)











O-pack-o-lies. Took me a minute or so on that one.

But the Obamacare fish is drawn as a lionfish, which is poisonous, and an serious problem as an invasive species. Nice.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2014 07:49 PM (pCW3S)

289 The Lutherans, The Episcopalians, The Methodists and probably others all have Provisions in their books of liturgy for the blessing of a house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 11:44 PM (7kkQJ)


You better hurry up if you want to find an Episcopalian. Also I'm not sure they believe in God anymore.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 07, 2014 07:49 PM (WdbF7)

290 @271 - What you're parodying was not a Weird Al song.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 07:49 PM (wSrLR)

291 275. Neither say Just describe what the components are such as the magpul guards and such

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 07:49 PM (wNsNP)

292 Lugar is a bitter old piece of crap. I'm glad we Hoosiers finallyflushed his sorry ass down the toilet.

And this is how he wants to be remembered.  Sad.

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 07:50 PM (QupBk)

293 Yo qdpsteve  TinyURL is your friend.  I M G is verbotten here.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 07:50 PM (xydLk)

294  PIN = Penis in Ninja

Explains my college virginity.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 07, 2014 11:48 PM (dZGNV)

________________

I am pretty sure it means Penis in Nose.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 07, 2014 07:51 PM (jucos)

295 OK, just one Badfinger vid... http://youtu.be/Xoke1wUwEXY tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2014 07:51 PM (JMmQ9)

296 oh for...

I just looked at the femskin site. Apparently it is not about actual female epidermides.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 07:52 PM (Xfl0F)

297 Anna, didn't realize that. Thanks.

Here's the link via TinyURL:

http://tinyurl.com/m96727v

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 07:52 PM (HVI5a)

298 Thanks for the views I'll get the spike honey badger in the morning I have to call to get the shipping quote My ffl has strict rules on how he wants it sent Guys a dick but charges 20 bucks for military

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 07:52 PM (wNsNP)

299 I am fucking JAMES BOND!
That's what your granny said last night, Trebek!

Posted by: sean connery at January 07, 2014 07:52 PM (PK+r9)

300 294 Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 07, 2014 11:51 PM (jucos)

IT WAS YOU BACK IN COLLEGE?!?!

//Babs Streisand

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:52 PM (TE35l)

301 I M G is verbotten here.

Minx 0.7 alpha has patches held on by other patches and bubblegum.


Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 07:52 PM (QupBk)

302 Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 07, 2014 11:49 PM (WdbF7) The denomination as a whole is drifting very left, but yes, you will find Episcoplians who are more conservative. You could ask Fr. Timothy Fountain who posts here (or he might be Anglican) but I think he's at quite a distance from CC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 07:52 PM (7kkQJ)

303 PIN = Penis is Non-existent?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 07, 2014 07:53 PM (WlWt+)

304 Usual lurker. Sorry for the s.p. my dad died today and have been chugging the beer. Honestly. Sorry all around. Needed something to take my mind away. I read all your comments and can't express my admiration.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 07:53 PM (Zyoha)

305 certainly gives new meaning to Cream PIE

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:53 PM (9GG/0)

306 Well geez, I can't figure this blog out at ALL. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 07, 2014 11:49 PM (HVI5a) Hide posts from (HVI5a) Certain kinds of html tags are blocked because they were used by trolls in an attempt to break the blog software. Thus our eternal refrain, "this is why we can't have nice things."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 07:53 PM (qyfb5)

307 Penis In Noose

Posted by: Drawn & Quartered 4 equality at January 07, 2014 07:53 PM (R6JT1)

308 Tough shit.

Posted by: weird al at January 07, 2014 07:53 PM (PK+r9)

309 Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (Zyoha)

oh that's so awful

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 07:53 PM (9GG/0)

310 0341...so sorry for you loss.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 07:54 PM (bCEmE)

311 and if its still 0.7 alpha, what the hell was it before the hashtags?  .1beta?

Posted by: toby928© at January 07, 2014 07:54 PM (QupBk)

312 To clarify. Spikes is a Mil-spec lower, It will fit another mil-spec upper but there are some uppers that only fit certain manufactures lowers even if both are 'mil-spec' even some big names are occasionally incompatable. Leas Bauer and/or wilson uppers for sure need to be checked a freind tried one or the other and it would not snap together to his Armalite type lower There are other combo's that don't work together but I don't remember at this time

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 07:54 PM (Ovgrz)

313 I suppose the "Conservation of Misery" theroy works. However I am wondering if the lack of a higher being in their lives my have something to do with it.

Posted by: F15Mech at January 07, 2014 07:54 PM (+AdKI)

314 The words "Episcopalian" and "Christian" are mutually exclusive.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 07:54 PM (Xfl0F)

315 304 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (Zyoha)

Sorry to hear about your loss, any words offered will not grant the succor your heart needs but the pain will ease.

Keep warm, and be safe.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 07:54 PM (TE35l)

316 Condolences 0341

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 07, 2014 07:55 PM (dZGNV)

317  Penis In Noose

Posted by: Drawn & Quartered 4 equality at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (R6JT1)

______________________

I was doing it wrong?

Posted by: David Carradine at January 07, 2014 07:55 PM (jucos)

318 0341 - oh no.

I am truly sorry for your loss. You're handling it better than I would :^/

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 07:55 PM (Xfl0F)

319 276 'Vikings' returns Feb. 27th on The History Channel. Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2014 11:46 PM (bCEmE) Dammit. That means Kathyrn escaped the basement. Kidding of course. I don't think they were expecting the following they have. At Comicon or another show they were very humble, and fun.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 07:56 PM (Q6HBD)

320 Oh yeah, keep them guitars warm.
Violins, basses, pianos.
Anything with wood in it.

But remember, clarinets burn all night.

Posted by: navybrat at January 07, 2014 07:56 PM (AW7Gr)

321 is that head bobbing thing supposed to be DWS?

Posted by: Avi at January 07, 2014 07:56 PM (kcF49)

322 It's not just "conservation of misery" -- it's a status marker for Lefties to be "more concerned" about real or imaginary injustices than everyone else. Which means they constantly have to seek out new injustices nobody else noticed, and react to them with greater and greater outrage to show how virtuous and progressive they are. Eventually they're going to start murdering people. Be ready.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2014 07:56 PM (BqW72)

323 Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 11:43 PM (RD/Rx)

Thanks! I only play electrics, but if it doesn't get better in a day or two I'll give the truss rods a quarter turn or so.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 07:56 PM (FHNkr)

324 0341 - Sorry to hear about your dad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (wSrLR)

325

267 Oh FFS Spike's makes lovely lowers, just kinda $$$.  I have 2, tho I don't really find any real significant difference between most brands of lowers.  You'll def be happy if not to hurt in the wallet

20" is pretty long and heavy and you'll probably wanna get a 16" next. I lilke the 18" as a nice compromise

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (b7yum)

326 Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2014 11:25 PM (BqW72)

Yes the world as we know it will come to an end.....

Seriously do you really think that everyone is going to go out and get & stay stoned just because it is legal? Anyone that has had an inclination has already tried it...

You remind me of the the Big gov't Repubs....gotta protect us from the consequences of our choices

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (AWwDY)

327 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 11:54 PM (Xfl0F) No, not true. I know a number of them quite well. They certainly are Christian and are conservative in their doctrine. They're odd fish in of their denomination and some are considering leaving for the Anglican Church in North America

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (7kkQJ)

328 "306 Well geez, I can't figure this blog out at ALL." don't even ask about the ampersands...

Posted by: Shoey at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (vA94g)

329 Eventually they're going to start murdering people. Be ready. Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2014 11:56 PM (BqW72) Hide posts from (BqW72) You left out the "again."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (qyfb5)

330 Usual lurker. Sorry for the s.p. my dad died today Sorry for your loss. Feel free to lean on the Morons. They are mostly good folk. Mostly.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 07:57 PM (RD/Rx)

331 PIN = Penis is Non-existent? Posted by: Thrawn at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (WlWt+) PIN? Penis in Naval? Penis in Nostril? A hole is a holeÂ…

Posted by: Try-Sexual at January 07, 2014 07:58 PM (AymDN)

332 Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (Zyoha) there are no applogies on the ONT check the rules! you spell really good for a drunkard

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 07:58 PM (Ovgrz)

333 So sorry to hear about your father's death. May you find strength and peace in the months ahead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 07:58 PM (7kkQJ)

334 Ncj, I replied to your T email from your yahoo account. Check that again.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 07:58 PM (doBIb)

335
If you look at and compliment my FUPA, I promise to give you as much PIV or PIA as you can handle.  I take this very seriously, and only couple with men of the liberal persuasion, and definitely not with those icky conservatives. 

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 07, 2014 07:58 PM (pJF+c)

336 Like Carrie Matheson, Colette is outraged by the implicit judgment that lesbian marriages are less important than male homosexual marriages, as representated by those fucking chips! Outraged!

Posted by: MTF at January 07, 2014 07:59 PM (B+HTd)

337 Anything with wood in it. This. A thousand times this.

Posted by: Eskimo EMT at January 07, 2014 07:59 PM (RD/Rx)

338 312. Both uppers say they fit standard AR15 uppers Just in case I'll let my wife fire the first shots

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 08:00 PM (wNsNP)

339 0341 just a looker here most of the time as well. My condolences to you and your family.

Posted by: F15Mech at January 07, 2014 08:00 PM (+AdKI)

340 329 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 07, 2014 11:57 PM (qyfb5)

if you count globally "still"...

funny thing here in America in the 30s-50s they mostly were content with genitally mutilating the mentally ill/disabled....

I guess we're "catching up" with the international left.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:00 PM (TE35l)

341 FenelonSpoke, Look at the names of the last two fish in the bottom right corner of the cartoon. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 11:38 PM (wSrLR) Opackolies & Obamacare are the last two.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 08:02 PM (z4WKX)

342 Oh, yea. I took the movie star test and apparently i'm Daniel Craig. Oh Yea!

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:03 PM (Zyoha)

343 Just climbed the text wall that was the pot thread. Just goes to show that we have many variants of Conservative, Libertarian, Green party and some genuinely Batshit crazy posters here. A chore, it was....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 07, 2014 08:03 PM (ojnk6)

344 334. Don't see it Go to your sent folder and forward it to me

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 08:04 PM (9TME+)

345 okay, going to bed.
have a difficult meeting with the boss tomorrow.
hope it goes well.

good night all
and here's a kitteh picture for you

http://i.imgur.com/dO9gCD5.jpg

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 08:04 PM (9GG/0)

346 no looky lous! write & fight the blues!

Posted by: cheer personifried at January 07, 2014 08:04 PM (R6JT1)

347 oh fuck. stupid pixy
here's the pic
http://tinyurl.com/kgxjnpd

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2014 08:04 PM (9GG/0)

348 'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2014 08:05 PM (BqW72)

349 we have many variants of Conservative, Libertarian, Green party and some genuinely Batshit crazy posters here

The best commenters here are all of these at once

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 08:05 PM (Xfl0F)

350 343 ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 12:03 AM (ojnk6)

only requirement is no pants in the ONT....

//sven Crazy Local 957

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:05 PM (TE35l)

351 339. ITS A ZOOMIE!!!!!! Get 'im boys

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 08:05 PM (9TME+)

352 oh fuck. stupid pixy here's the pic http://tinyurl.com/kgxjnpd Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 12:04 AM (9GG/0) D'awww!

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 08:05 PM (AymDN)

353 _I am pretty sure it means Penis in Nose. Don't even THINK about it!

Posted by: Henry Waxman at January 07, 2014 08:05 PM (Cj2N+)

354 Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 12:04 AM (9GG/0)

ooh, kittehs!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 08:05 PM (Xfl0F)

355 Night CJ, hope all goes well tomorrow.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 07, 2014 08:06 PM (bCEmE)

356 see Ace finally found out about Hot Toys and their awesome work

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 08:06 PM (vJdyz)

357 I hope i'm doing this right.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:06 PM (Zyoha)

358 Now those are two kyuutteeee little kittehs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 08:07 PM (xydLk)

359 I don't really understand the vitriol over pot legalization on either side. It's not something I can get all worked up about. I mean if people feel strongly about other issues why can't they agree to disagree?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 08:07 PM (7kkQJ)

360 344 334. Don't see it Go to your sent folder and forward it to me Re-sent now.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:07 PM (doBIb)

361 Ok, watching news. Our country is seriously f***ed. Dumbasses in power, dumbasses voting them in. And spineless representation to counter it. BURN Burn and Burn.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:08 PM (Q6HBD)

362 304 Usual lurker. Sorry for the s.p. my dad died today and have been chugging the beer. I'm so sorry for your loss. My dad has been gone 3 years, miss him every day.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2014 08:08 PM (Cj2N+)

363 Thank You, Horde!!!

...Your Prayers Matter.

My Best Friends' Mother underwent surgery on January 2nd for bladder cancer.  They removed all her reproductive organs and she is doing quite well!

Not only has she been almost immediately ambulatory, but she has started eating Jell-O;  (intestinal "shutdown", --'par' for the course.  Manipulate them them and they stop absorbing nutrients.)

She may be home within three weeks.

-Thank You for your prayers. 

-I Love you all more than I can express.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 08:08 PM (lq3Ak)

364 Got it and replied

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 08:08 PM (9TME+)

365 Uh? I have a bunch of those Hot Toys much to my wife's chagrin. I by 2 sell one and get mine free. The geeks hate it.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:09 PM (Zyoha)

366 I don't really understand the vitriol over pot legalization on either side. It's not something I can get all worked up about. I mean if people feel strongly about other issues why can't they agree to disagree? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 12:07 AM (7kkQJ) Hide posts from (7kkQJ) Hey, welcome to Earth! I've been here a while. It's pretty if you don't look to closely at it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 08:09 PM (qyfb5)

367 I hope i'm doing this right.

Any night you don't end up in one of those barrels :points to Shibumi's Corner: is a night you can notch to your credit

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 07, 2014 08:09 PM (Xfl0F)

368 0341 so sorry to hear that. I'll second & third what others said, especially the leaning on your friends in the box. Been a bit of that going around, and these morons are experienced & good at propping a fellow up. have another beer. Take care.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 08:09 PM (dSa5I)

369 Just in case I'll let my wife fire the first shots Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 08, 2014 12:00 AM (wNsNP) You'll know if they don't fit, you can't assemble the upper and the lower. if they don't fit, nobody is firing any shots

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 08:09 PM (Ovgrz)

370 363. Great news

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 08:09 PM (9TME+)

371 359 FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 12:07 AM (7kkQJ)

I agreed to agree and they're still not happy.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:10 PM (TE35l)

372 364 Got it and replied Thanks! Yours too!

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:10 PM (doBIb)

373 Oh, for an edit button.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 08:10 PM (qyfb5)

374 Bebe. My mom died 3 yrs. 5 days ago so we saw it on the way. Thanks so much.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:11 PM (Zyoha)

375 369. Damn, so much for that sweet insura..... I mean great, wouldn't want to see her hurt

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 08:11 PM (9TME+)

376 359 I don't really understand the vitriol over pot legalization on either side. It's not something I can get all worked up about. I mean if people feel strongly about other issues why can't they agree to disagree? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 12:07 AM (7kkQJ) Slice the pie. Get as many votes that you can.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:11 PM (Q6HBD)

377 you should be ok of all the Franken guns I've heard of or put together there are only two instances where the upper and lower were incompatable

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 08:11 PM (Ovgrz)

378 373 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 08, 2014 12:10 AM (qyfb5)


and edit button would cost us 5 eleventy kajillion quid...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:12 PM (TE35l)

379 For all the people who are having negative numbers and are freezing and don't have "bing" as a search engine, you might enjoy this: http://www.bing.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 08:12 PM (7kkQJ)

380 I stopped debating the pot issue long ago. When I would tell my position to pro-legalization people they would yell at me. So then I started to just tell them "I don't have a position." Then they yelled at me: "How can you not have a position?!?!"

Made me lose sympathy for their cause real fast.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 08:12 PM (FHNkr)

381 I noticed earlier that IFC had The Shining on, but that movie scared me half to death years ago and I donÂ’t want to watch it again. I also donÂ’t know which channel is IFC Last week my older brother told me one channel has Alfred Hitchcock on a few nights a week. I told him I canÂ’t remember which ones are which, because I have a 32 in HD TV in my living room & regular cable in kitchen. they have different channels. I thought I saved it to my favorites but apparently not. Good night. I have to go to work tomorrow,for the first time since December 27.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 08:12 PM (z4WKX)

382 Sorry to the poster about the loss of your Dad. The only thing worse is maybe the loss of a child. But that is right up there in the Big Loss category. I miss mine every day. Wish I could just pick up the phone and talk to him like we used to. He's been gone since 1997 and you'd think that dealing with the loss would be easier by now.

It's not.

Posted by: navybrat at January 07, 2014 08:12 PM (AW7Gr)

383 Oh, for an edit button.

Nooo!

Posted by: barrel cooper union #224 at January 07, 2014 08:13 PM (Xfl0F)

384 Mortar man, I'm sorry about your dad. Cheers!

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:13 PM (doBIb)

385 379. It's 70 degrees right now Freezing wind Going to have to start wearing two pairs of socks

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 08:13 PM (9TME+)

386 Posted by: Slapweasel at January 08, 2014 12:08 AM (lq3Ak) Good to hear about your best friends mother. Prayer is important. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 08:13 PM (7kkQJ)

387

>>>and the existence of male-targeted potato chips. Oh THE OUTRAGE!!<<<

 

don't let her know about the man aisle in stores (link in the nik cuz I'm too lazy for tiny and Pixy hates me when I try to put in links.) 

 

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 07, 2014 08:14 PM (ga+7c)

388 Oh, no, dude! The type's gotten all... small.
Doooood. Doooooood.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 07, 2014 08:14 PM (PK+r9)

389 not a bad Asuka (girl from Senran Kagura) statue

http://bit.ly/KCiTpO

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 08:14 PM (vJdyz)

390 385 379. It's 70 degrees right now Freezing wind Going to have to start wearing two pairs of socks You! Out!

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:15 PM (doBIb)

391 We'll kiddies Gotta take some japs to the airport Bbl

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 07, 2014 08:15 PM (9TME+)

392 376 RWC at January 08, 2014 12:11 AM (Q6HBD)

I think we need to embrace ObamaFo next...

my favorite WTF!?! was "TeaPartiers" and they actually are fairly solid joining the donks into turning UE bennie extension into a morality passion play...

"there is NOTHING IMMORAL ABOUT THIS THEY ARE NOT F$A!!!"

Huh, okay ma'am...nope they're not. 

Never mind that we are just printing money for it....

I've decided since the economy runs on unicorn farts, hopium, and Xeroxonomics go for the gold...

Alienware Gaming PCs 4 all!

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:15 PM (TE35l)

393 My apologies for not responding earlier, but not only did I just get the "better great news" today, but my internet was "out", my fault, since Sunday morning.

I am humbled by your words, as I am continually humbled by His Grace.

...May God Bless You All.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 08:15 PM (lq3Ak)

394 ice on the walkway ice on the porch and the stairs fuck you NCJ

Posted by: haiku at January 07, 2014 08:16 PM (RD/Rx)

395 Is anybody else here a jar head? You seem a promising group! USMC from 1985 to 1991 Semper Fi! Maybe i should not ask that here? I don't know.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:16 PM (Zyoha)

396 Oh, no, dude! The type's gotten all... small. Doooood. Doooooood. Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2014 12:14 AM (PK+r9) Hide posts from (PK+r9) Control+scroll, buddy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 08:16 PM (qyfb5)

397 350 Sven, my fear is that through a totally accidental process that may or may not occur, the excellence that is this blog will get National attention and we'll have to put on pants in the ONT. If this occurs, underwear and sock (feet) requirements may soon follow. Don't let pants be required....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 07, 2014 08:17 PM (ojnk6)

398 Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 12:16 AM (Zyoha)

Welcome aboard and thank you for your service.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 07, 2014 08:17 PM (FHNkr)

399 Oh, no, dooood. When you hit Ctrl+ it makes the type huuuuge in one go, bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 07, 2014 08:17 PM (PK+r9)

400

395 USMC98 is but I haven't seen him here tonite

Mostly Jodies in this bunch if ya know what I mean

Anyways welcome

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 08:18 PM (b7yum)

401 I do believe I've found cthulhu's fortress of solitude:

http://is.gd/x1fjLc

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 08:18 PM (m0h0I)

402 380 Iasonas at January 08, 2014 12:12 AM (FHNkr)

My position WAS "ok after we repeal the welfare state and free the economy..."

BUT that is not gonna happen SO

Hell yeah legalize it all, and we will subsidize it and ship it to your door with the USPS my friends.

They won't even accept that.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:18 PM (TE35l)

403 I gotta say one thing about Barry. It's been great since he's been in Hawaii because we don't see him or hear him. God I wish he'd just quit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 08:19 PM (oFCZn)

404

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 08, 2014 12:13 AM (9TME+)


bastid

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 08:19 PM (vJdyz)

405 55 Uber Shit ‏@ShitUber 5 Jan
Every time you yawn, you give a ghost a blow job.


Every time you pick your nose, you give a ghost a PIV.
(albeit with a dildo)

Posted by: Hari Seldon at January 07, 2014 08:19 PM (BYZzw)

406 397 ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 12:17 AM (ojnk6)

I am trying to be less Dirty Scandi, I fear Ace will be getting more company after all.

Wonder if he's gonna braid his fur?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:19 PM (TE35l)

407 395 Is anybody else here a jar head? You seem a promising group! USMC from 1985 to 1991 Semper Fi! Maybe i should not ask that here? I don't know. Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 12:16 AM (Zyoha) Not one, but the stepson is. He's 0811.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:20 PM (doBIb)

408 As I've made no secret of, I belong to the drinking man's church, the Lutherans. Mrs. Crank drew on her father's experiences as a Pentecostal minister to undo the curse, we also had a friendly Wiccan come through and do his reversal shtick for niece's benefit as well (no disrespect to Wiccans, just my shtick is right and yours isn't ).

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 08:20 PM (wqfkV)

409 0341,

These morons propped me up when my wife died.  Sometimes a good laugh takes your mind off of things for a bit.  God bless and watch out for the hang fire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2014 08:20 PM (o9Rp5)

410 18What the fuck is that femskin thing?

Posted by: goldilocks at January 07, 2014 10:52 PM (ZdRy9)

 

revolting and I don't want to know anything else. Nice ONT Maetenloch

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 07, 2014 08:20 PM (ga+7c)

411 395 Is anybody else here a jar head? Pile of Marines in here: DC in Towson, Crotchedy Old Jarhead... Lot of their taxi service here too, huh navypopojoe?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2014 08:21 PM (Cj2N+)

412 So apparently JPMorgan was shorting Madoff.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 07, 2014 08:22 PM (ZPrif)

413 410 rich@gmu at January 08, 2014 12:20 AM (ga+7c)

Sydney Leathers can help...and as an added bonus she may have a nice parting gift....


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:22 PM (TE35l)

414 I give my sincere and humble apologies for not having read earlier posts, let alone the ONT-opics.

For those in need of prayer?  ...Please let me know.

I hate "coming late to the game", so as to know nothing of what has happened. 

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 08:22 PM (lq3Ak)

415 For The Dude

1/4 scale Tamaki Kousaka - http://www.hlj.com/product/kbypp-471/Fig

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 08:22 PM (xydLk)

416 395  As long as you prefer Ar's to AK's you're ok in my book

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 08:22 PM (b7yum)

417 >>>Ok, watching news.
Our country is seriously f***ed. Dumbasses in power, dumbasses voting them in.
And spineless representation to counter it.<<<



I apologize in advance (know the ONT really leaves the political stuff out) but saw your comment, and just saw this at Twitchy.

What the flying fuck?

**From Jeff Flake (R-McCain's Ass) twitter account --

Re Gates book. Extraordinarily bad timing, and form, if you ask me.**




Posted by: Hate Miser at January 07, 2014 08:22 PM (Oeij3)

418 Thank heaven; it's back to normal size. Bad trip, man.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 07, 2014 08:22 PM (PK+r9)

419 414 I give my sincere and humble apologies for not having read earlier posts, let alone the ONT-opics. You missed the Femskin thing.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:23 PM (doBIb)

420 Yeah, USMC 85-91.  Maybe we chewed some of the same dirt.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 07, 2014 08:23 PM (o9Rp5)

421 I once made the mistake of saying, "Good job, soldier" to a Marine. Won't make that mistake again lol. They were pretty cool about it though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 08:24 PM (oFCZn)

422 http://is.gd/x1fjLc The Horror! THE HORROR!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at January 07, 2014 08:24 PM (m3Cp/)

423 Shorting or sharting???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 07, 2014 08:24 PM (PK+r9)

424 What the flying fuck?
**From Jeff Flake (R-McCain's Ass) twitter account --
Re Gates book. Extraordinarily bad timing, and form, if you ask me.**


At least the Senator is aptly named.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 07, 2014 08:24 PM (wSrLR)

425

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 12:22 AM (xydLk)


If you're gonna go To Heart, I kinda like this one that is coming out



http://bit.ly/1bMFuFy

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 08:25 PM (vJdyz)

426 Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 08, 2014 12:20 AM (wqfkV) Sounds like you have it all covered. :^) God bless you and your wife and the soon to arrive crank.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 08:25 PM (7kkQJ)

427 When did Flake become so flaky?

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:25 PM (doBIb)

428 I apologize in advance (know the ONT really leaves the political stuff out) Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 12:22 AM (Oeij3) Hide posts from (Oeij3) I don't think it's left out, it's just that, traditionally, the screaming, flailing, and face-eating is expected to be left to the Daywalkers. Calling McCain a douche is unlikely to result in any of that, so there you are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 08:26 PM (qyfb5)

429 I once made the mistake of saying "Good job, sailor" to a submariner.

Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 07, 2014 08:27 PM (yhJhK)

430

>>>Sydney Leathers can help...and as an added bonus she may have a nice parting gift....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 12:22 AM (TE35l) <<<

 

suppose I should get out my camera.

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 07, 2014 08:27 PM (ga+7c)

431 the screaming, flailing, and face-eating I gave up face eating for the New Year!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 08:27 PM (7kkQJ)

432 When did Flake become so flaky? Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 12:25 AM (doBIb) Since joining McCain in the Senate. He's like the RINO equivalent of a vampireÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 08:27 PM (AymDN)

433 421 I once made the mistake of saying, "Good job, soldier" to a Marine. Won't make that mistake again lol. They were pretty cool about it though. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2014 12:24 AM (oFCZn) LOL because I learned that lesson.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:28 PM (Q6HBD)

434 Is anybody else here a jar head? You seem a promising group! USMC from 1985 to 1991 Semper Fi! Maybe i should not ask that here? I don't know. Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 12:16 AM (Zyoha) several depending on the time of day. I won't out anyone, I was USAF [so I'm sophisticated and had cable TV] so will let others speak for them selves

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 08:28 PM (Ovgrz)

435 just a looker here most of the time as well. My condolences to you and your family.

Not a looker but thanks! Ha, Ha,. Little bit scuffed but not sullyed. (sp) my dad taught me all i know which ain't much but a work ethic. I love him for it. I'll miss him forever. I hop my sister's got that too.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:28 PM (Zyoha)

436 You could dress Audrey Hepburn up in a mold-infested potato sack with a jockstrap on her head...............


and she'd still look classy.  Very classy, and infinitely Cute.

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 07, 2014 08:28 PM (omBWL)

437 >>>427When did Flake become so flaky?


Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 12:25 AM (doBIb) <<<

 

elected to the senate.

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 07, 2014 08:28 PM (ga+7c)

438 406 If I've gotta wear pants in the ONT, a Wookie might eat more Arugula and Kobe. Eating more Arugula and Kobe leads to negative life thoughts. Negative life thoughts can lead to a Conservative point of view. Don't let your point of view turn Conservative.......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 07, 2014 08:28 PM (ojnk6)

439 not gonna say this doll is creepy but........

http://bit.ly/KClgJ5

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 08:29 PM (vJdyz)

440 0341, prayers for you. Slapweasel, that's fantastic news!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 08:29 PM (wqfkV)

441 Enjoy your evening, folks. 

...and Thank You once again for all you prayers!


Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 08:29 PM (lq3Ak)

442 When did Flake become so flaky? Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 12:25 AM (doBIb) I think he fooled the citizens of AZ like McCain did to win reelection. Flake did same, probably with Mc AmnestyÂ’s aid, to elect him senator from rep. I think he was a rep, but am in MA & am not sure.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 08:29 PM (z4WKX)

443 Oh kami Dude, you found the Katie Perry doll....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 08:30 PM (xydLk)

444 Marines?  Is that like the Coast Guard?


heh......

Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 07, 2014 08:30 PM (omBWL)

445 EC knows all.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:31 PM (Zyoha)

446 +r

...all you(R) prayers.  Heh.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 08:31 PM (lq3Ak)

447 I gave up face eating for the New Year! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 12:27 AM (7kkQJ) Hide posts from (7kkQJ) (obligatory ONT-appropriate retort) http://bit.ly/1duL5RU

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 08:31 PM (qyfb5)

448 >>>When did Flake become so flaky?
Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 12:25 AM (doBIb)<<<



Yeah. Though I didn't know much of him, thought he was supposed to have been pretty solid when he was in the House.

Don't know if the senile, er I mean, senior Senator from AZ twisted him?

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 07, 2014 08:31 PM (Oeij3)

449 Flake did same, probably with Mc AmnestyÂ’s aid, to elect him senator from rep. I think he was a rep, but am in MA & am not sure. Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 12:29 AM (z4WKX) He was a Congressman from AZ. He was a decent Congressman, and would have been a promising Senator if not for the miasma emanating from McCainÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 08:31 PM (AymDN)

450 You want creepy, more Kigurumi cosplay
http://kigcos.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/IMG_4506.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 08:31 PM (xydLk)

451 430 >>>Sydney Leathers can help...and as an added bonus she may have a nice parting gift.... Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 12:22 AM (TE35l) <<< suppose I should get out my camera. Posted by: rich@gmu at January 08, 2014 12:27 AM (ga+7c) Sydney Leathers = Gru from Despicable Me.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:31 PM (Q6HBD)

452 I don't care how pissed off you are, you're still not allowed to eat those chips. They're for men. MEN!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 07, 2014 08:31 PM (2vl2+)

453 what is PIH?

Posted by: Kraft--there's been a run! at January 07, 2014 10:54 PM (RJMhd)

 

It is like a christmas present trying to find out (probably will regret typing that).

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 07, 2014 08:32 PM (ga+7c)

454 the screaming, flailing, and face-eating

I gave up face eating for the New Year!

 

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 12:27 AM

 

 

You'll go back. It's tough to quit.

Posted by: jeffrey dahmer at January 07, 2014 08:32 PM (9gNQd)

455 Only with blood death and an actual mission bara!

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:32 PM (Zyoha)

456 http://bit.ly/1duL5RU .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 08:32 PM (7kkQJ)

457 Oh kami Dude, you found the Katie Perry doll....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 12:30 AM (xydLk)


but she is super flexible with no visible joints

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 08:32 PM (vJdyz)

458 My stepson is a newly minted Marine but he's starting to shit talk like one. It's funny! "Army.......pffffffft......stupid."

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:33 PM (doBIb)

459 Whoops. It ate my comment Ewwwww.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 08:33 PM (7kkQJ)

460 I guess that was worth posting twice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 08:34 PM (qyfb5)

461 It is like a Christmas present trying to find out (probably will regret typing that).
Do you like unwrapping packages?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 07, 2014 08:34 PM (PK+r9)

462

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 12:32 AM (7kkQJ)



http://bit.ly/1lklqT1

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 08:34 PM (vJdyz)

463 It was more for the ONT in general than for you in person, Fen.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 08:34 PM (qyfb5)

464 Just out of curiosity, how much is it costing the taxpayers for Michelle to have her little extra Hawaiian vacation?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2014 08:35 PM (7kkQJ)

465 Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 12:33 AM (doBIb) Is tha where the . 45 is going?

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:35 PM (Q6HBD)

466 sure I was USAF and had cable tv, my own room, AC, access to a phone but to do it again I'd be USMC

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 08:35 PM (Ovgrz)

467 Step one: Cut a hole in the box.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:35 PM (doBIb)

468 Shark vs Michelle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 08:36 PM (xydLk)

469 *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 08:36 PM (lq3Ak)

470 465 Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 12:33 AM (doBIb) Is tha where the . 45 is going? It is if WC ever gets back to me with a quote.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:36 PM (doBIb)

471 If I had the power of invisibility, I would walk up to Michelle Obama and kick her right in the nuts.

Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 07, 2014 08:37 PM (yhJhK)

472 Who said face seating?

Posted by: knotty pine at January 07, 2014 08:37 PM (R6JT1)

473 ok...goodnight all....

Pedal to the floor.....

Thelma/Louise 2016

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 07, 2014 08:38 PM (TE35l)

474 I thank the lord for the Marines here true patriots that they are. If shit goes sideways in a hurry we are going to need them. Many of us will be the sorriest sacks of shit you've ever seen but you'll have to get us up to speed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 08:39 PM (oFCZn)

475 It is if WC ever gets back to me with a quote. Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 12:36 AM (doBIb WC?

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:39 PM (Q6HBD)

476 Wilson Combat.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:39 PM (doBIb)

477 I still don't have this posting thing all set and I'm sure i'm not a barrel type dude but I love you guy's you keep me going. I'll try again. It's been fun.
My kid's are so much smarter. Look out! They are Advancing! And Flanking!

Love all you guy's and gal's and thanks for support. I'll be back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:39 PM (Zyoha)

478 Wilson Combat

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:40 PM (Q6HBD)

479 Step one: Cut a hole in the box. Dick in a Box. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2014 08:40 PM (RD/Rx)

480 >>>I don't think it's left out, it's just that, traditionally, the screaming, flailing, and face-eating is expected to be left to the Daywalkers.<<<



Once you go face,
You'll love the taste.

Posted by: guy on bath-salts at January 07, 2014 08:40 PM (Oeij3)

481 444 Marines? Is that like the Coast Guard? heh...... Posted by: Hedwig Bleibtreu at January 08, 2014 12:30 AM (omBWL) Are you wearing throat protection? You might need it lol. Seriously I made the mistake of calling one of them soldier and he made sure to correct that error right fast but did it with a smile. I can still breathe so that's good.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2014 08:41 PM (oFCZn)

482 467 I love that skit! Obligatory link: http://tinyurl.com/638v5hb

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 08:41 PM (dSa5I)

483 Didn't mean to repeat,,just cammto me after i asked.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:43 PM (Q6HBD)

484 Are they still hashing it out in the pot thread?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at January 07, 2014 08:44 PM (R+XDI)

485 always giggle when I see this in my photo album

http://bit.ly/KCngB1 nsfw-ish

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 08:44 PM (vJdyz)

486 Marine stepson tells me that Pensacola is home to radio operator school for Marines. It's also ground zero for the highest rate of NJP in the Corps because the school is backed up a year and the new jar heads have nothing to do but wait for their spot. Wait and blow their money on booze and bewbs.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:45 PM (doBIb)

487 Posted by: Slapweasel at January 08, 2014 12:36 AM (lq3Ak) slap weasel, I donÂ’t know what it meant but Paul moved both his knees last Monday. I have had bad case of the flu & we havenÂ’t talked for a week, he is in rehab for first time since December 6.

Posted by: Carol at January 07, 2014 08:45 PM (z4WKX)

488 64PIH can stand for whatever you want. I just started throwing out acronyms to see if the whole thing could be made more absurd.

Spoiler warning: It can't.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at January 07, 2014 11:01 PM (pl1y3)

 

and i found out...more like a lump of coal.

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 07, 2014 08:45 PM (ga+7c)

489 Are they still hashing it out in the pot thread? Posted by: Conservative Crank's Haha, I see what you did there.... Here, want some munchies?

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 07, 2014 08:46 PM (+1T7c)

490 483 Didn't mean to repeat,,just cammto me after i asked. I'm hearing wait times up to a year!

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:49 PM (doBIb)

491 I knew a young Naval officer who was positively in heat for Marines.  A jarhead would walk into the room and her nipples would immediately get erect and the sweet scent of feminine arousal would fill the air.  A red head.  I bet she fucked a lot of Marines, maybe a whole lot at once.  I bet if she read this she might feign indignation and claim "I was only gangbanged one or nine times." 

Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 07, 2014 08:50 PM (yhJhK)

492 >>> It puts the lotion on FemSkin, Or else it gets the hose again. My wife and I like to quote that movie at each other. We even have a cat named Hannibal. The appropriate line here is "Would you?"

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2014 08:50 PM (Ua6T/)

493 Evening, all. I have determined the days are indeed getting longer so I'm taking down the tree. For some reason this job falls on me every year.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 07, 2014 08:51 PM (l3vZN)

494 Should have named it Clarice. "FLY, FLY!!!!"

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 08:52 PM (doBIb)

495 I'm hearing wait times up to a year! Posted by: EC at January 08, 2014 12:49 AM (doBIb) Bad but good. That means they're keepin up with QC.

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 08:53 PM (Q6HBD)

496 That's good news Navy Brat! JK! Sorry for you Brother.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 08:56 PM (Zyoha)

497 one or nine times." Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 08, 2014 12:50 AM (yhJhK) so you didn't get any? from her?

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 08:56 PM (Ovgrz)

498 At the link - a prime example of support for GOP "unity" and Lugar's statesmanlike leadership in donating to a Democrat for Senate. Remember, Tea Party hobbits - it's our fault. We made Dick do it. We need to grow up and stop calling 36 year incumbents bad names or we'll make them sell out everything they claim to have stood for in almost 4 decades in office. Bad Tea Party. Plus they're friendsies, so it's cool. --------------- Adjoran • 33 minutes ago I don't suppose it has anything to do with his decades-long friendship with her father? He may have held her on his lap when she was a child. Of course, it was fine for Mourdock to challenge Lugar in the primary and for supporters to say all sorts of nasty things about Lugar, no problem there. But if Lugar takes it personally, that's horrible? Actually, it sounds more like whining butt-hurt from a bunch of girly-men who don't mind dishing it out - but once they start to take it in return, start crying like sissies. Grow up. ---

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 07, 2014 08:57 PM (il1Hy)

499 Colette needs to get over herself....

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 07, 2014 08:59 PM (G5cc0)

500 Pensacola is awesome if you are young and single. I did not want to move there, even though I probably could have because I did not want my kids growing up there. My 15yo daughter running around Pensacola Beach would give me a heart attack

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 08:59 PM (Ovgrz)

501 Hi, horde, it's been in interesting day. I came downstairs to find water shooting forcefully out of a nickel-sized hole in the sheetrock several feet above my kitchen sink. Yay, frozen pipes. No lasting damage done (awesome landlord), but the day certainly did not turn out the way I planned it. Thank goodness for shop-vacs.

Posted by: Piercello at January 07, 2014 09:00 PM (P4dpU)

502 Pensacola is awesome if you are young and single. Hence all the non-judicial punishment.

Posted by: EC at January 07, 2014 09:02 PM (doBIb)

503 Hey all! Too pooped to get into the details tonight, but I will be needing major prayers this semester. I am now teaching two collectivist/statist math classes for the spring. I was told this evening that these texts were chosen because that is the direction the state (of Colorado) wants to go. Please, please pray that I would be equipped with grace, wisdom, endurance, and discernment. Thank you, my brothers and sisters.

Posted by: Mindy at January 07, 2014 09:02 PM (Bs5ky)

504 I still don't understand why Parks & Recreation is considered a Prog show.

Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 07, 2014 09:02 PM (yhJhK)

505 304Usual lurker. Sorry for the s.p. my dad died today and have been chugging the beer. Honestly. Sorry all around. Needed something to take my mind away. I read all your comments and can't express my admiration.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (Zyoha)

 

My condolences to you and your family.

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 07, 2014 09:03 PM (ga+7c)

506 Oh no, you sank my ampersand!

Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 07, 2014 09:03 PM (yhJhK)

507 "collectivist/statist math classes"

4 - 9 = 85?

Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 07, 2014 09:04 PM (yhJhK)

508 US Military porn but without nekkedness but with sorta nekked girls, gun pics, weapons pics rated PG-13 http://thebrigade.thechive.com/

Posted by: just a sock at January 07, 2014 09:05 PM (Ovgrz)

509 Howdy....I seem to have missed about comments. Should I be concerned?


And just catching that last bit....0341, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 09:07 PM (T1005)

510 "collectivist/statist math classes" 4 - 9 = 85? Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 08, 2014 01:04 AM (yhJhK) Two double plus good = Justice!

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 09:07 PM (AymDN)

511 507 "collectivist/statist math classes" 4 - 9 = 85? Posted by: Commander Crunch at January 08, 2014 01:04 AM (yhJhK) I can/will share details later. Too pooped tonight. I've been quite sick (flirting with pneumonia) and had to return to work this week. Flopped into bed. Goodnight, all!

Posted by: Mindy at January 07, 2014 09:08 PM (Bs5ky)

512 I knew a young Naval officer who was positively in heat for Marines. A jarhead would walk into the room and her nipples would immediately get erect and the sweet scent of feminine arousal would fill the air. A red head. I bet she fucked a lot of Marines, maybe a whole lot at once. I bet if she read this she might feign indignation and claim "I was only gangbanged one or nine times."

Yea, can't sleep. But i think i know her. You know what i mean bro! Ha!

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 09:08 PM (Zyoha)

513 I am now teaching two collectivist/statist math classes for the spring. I was told this evening that these texts were chosen because that is the direction the state (of Colorado) wants to go. Posted by: Mindy at January 08, 2014 01:02 AM (Bs5ky) Hide posts from (Bs5ky) Don't say anything, just dress in a progression of sillier and more sinister costumes as the semester goes on.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 09:09 PM (qyfb5)

514 I can/will share details later. Too pooped tonight. I've been quite sick (flirting with pneumonia) and had to return to work this week. Flopped into bed. Goodnight, all! Posted by: Mindy at January 08, 2014 01:08 AM (Bs5ky) Send me any really juicy bits, and I'd be happy to blog about it.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 09:09 PM (AymDN)

515 >>>collectivist/statist math classes<<<


Mine = Mine
Yours = Mine

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 07, 2014 09:10 PM (Oeij3)

516 Thanks, Hat -- good idea!

Posted by: Mindy at January 07, 2014 09:10 PM (Bs5ky)

517 Night all. Here is "The Unknown Knows" by Voivod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2QeFd7M0mk

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 09:10 PM (AymDN)

518 Thanks, Hat -- good idea! Posted by: Mindy at January 08, 2014 01:10 AM (Bs5ky) E-mails listed on my blog, linked to in nick.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 07, 2014 09:11 PM (AymDN)

519 Found one of these for sale at $275:

http://youtu.be/BSxs2npmjcc

Only catch: It's about a 1 1/2 hour drive away.

At the same time, there's also a nice Mexican-made Telecaster for sale locally at $550 -- which I could have enough pennies scraped up to pay for in a week or two.

Decisions, decisions . . .

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 09:19 PM (m0h0I)

520 greetings. in for a few moments.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 07, 2014 09:20 PM (vzfrq)

521 Jessica Nigri is totally cute and spazzy as she unwraps presents from fans.

http://youtu.be/tIMakKh_qNs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 09:20 PM (xydLk)

522 "The first to arrive will be Dekamori Senran Kagura, which is described as a "hyper big breasts cooking rhythm game." Losing means stripping in the Meteorise-developed game, which features 22 songs and hits Vita in Japan on March 20."

greatest way to describe a new game

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 09:21 PM (vJdyz)

523 509 Howdy....I seem to have missed about comments. Should I be concerned?


And just catching that last bit....0341, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 01:07 AM (T1005)



Pixy is censoring the number four hundred now?  400 ?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 09:21 PM (T1005)

524 Thanks all. They were great people, raised me right and I miss them. See you guys.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 09:21 PM (Zyoha)

525 Chtulhu, i't's fine my Dad just died and mom did 3 years ago to the day almost all good. I just needed a distraction for a while. Good night. Sleep well.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 09:24 PM (Zyoha)

526 Cable was off half the day, apparently for a good chunk of the town. Still off when I left for home. Wonder what that's about. Did a little work by transferring files via cell. Lotsa fun. At least I'm not down to the 300 baud acoustic coupler.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 07, 2014 09:26 PM (xhupI)

527 Good night to you, 0341 -- may you find peace and rejuvenation in sleep.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 09:27 PM (T1005)

528 Mindful, internet's been stupid here too, on and off. Tubes were probably frozen.

Posted by: Piercello at January 07, 2014 09:28 PM (P4dpU)

529 0341, if still here. Dad's gone 46 years this month. Never got to know him well enough. Never quit missing him.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 07, 2014 09:29 PM (xhupI)

530
slap weasel, I donÂ’t know what it meant but Paul moved both his knees last Monday. I have had bad case of the flu & we havenÂ’t talked for a week, he is in rehab for first time since December 6.

-Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 12:45 AM (z4WKX)


*static*


Paul's non-paralysis, un-paralysis, de-paralysis and subsequent mid-leg movement seems pretty-damn "upscale" from where he was only three months ago.


*APPLAUSE and Continued Prayers*


I pray to God that Paul does not "give up".  It seemed like he might; at times.  I hope Weakness is turned to Strength


-May God allow weaknesses acknowledged continue into imbued strength.


...it is 'momentum'.  Mortal gravity.


May God Bless he both of you.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 09:30 PM (lq3Ak)

531 Piercello, Maybe we've reached Internet Overload at last. Chaos! Riots! Panic! People walking around staring at blank cell screens.... Net zombies!

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 07, 2014 09:32 PM (xhupI)

532 Wow, the smoke thread must still be going strong.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 07, 2014 09:36 PM (ojnk6)

533 Carol -- it is great, huge, wonderful news that your brother is moving his knees. People can bounce back from the worst predicaments, and the local paper just had this story about an example -- http://tinyurl.com/k9prrlj

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 09:37 PM (T1005)

534 532 Wow, the smoke thread must still be going strong.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 01:36 AM (ojnk6)



Gotta wonder how many are doing "real-time research".

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 09:38 PM (T1005)

535 Randomly scrolled upblog and found chemistr's kitteh pic http://tinyurl.com/kgxjnpm Yay. i can sleep now. Thank your angels for upputing with you. Thank you for upputing with me.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 07, 2014 09:39 PM (xhupI)

536 chemistr's?? chemjeff. I think autoincorrect has gone bmuts.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 07, 2014 09:40 PM (xhupI)

537 534 This joint needs, at a bare minimum, a "like" button.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 07, 2014 09:41 PM (ojnk6)

538 "Please, please pray that I would be equipped with grace, wisdom, endurance, and discernment.

Thank you, my brothers and sisters.
"

Posted by: Mindy at January 08, 2014 01:02 AM (Bs5ky)


Mindy:

-May God stay your pace with buoyant souls.  May your Resolve Remain Strong and may you; and those around you carry Creation's Beauty to its fulfillment!


...books, carpet-squares and milk help! 

...but that's just me!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 09:44 PM (lq3Ak)

539 537 534
This joint needs, at a bare minimum, a "like" button.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 01:41 AM (ojnk6)



Why, thank you.     *curtseys*

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 09:45 PM (T1005)

540 This joint needs, at a bare minimum, a "like" button. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 01:41 AM (ojnk6) #twoweeks

Posted by: RWC at January 07, 2014 09:45 PM (Q6HBD)

541 Hey, Slap! Haven't seen you in a while. Where've you been hiding?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 09:46 PM (T1005)

542 Gotta wonder how many are doing "real-time research". Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 01:38 AM (T1005) Hide posts from (T1005) I ain't smokin', but I did just watch Jessica's Presents video. Twice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 07, 2014 09:49 PM (qyfb5)

543 Watch the Jessica Nigri video at about the 11:40 mark. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 09:49 PM (xydLk)

544 I'm sure this is right after "#Ace is right on that".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 07, 2014 09:50 PM (ojnk6)

545 http://youtu.be/72miGajfJec

lol

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 09:52 PM (vJdyz)

546 Collette likes Femskin

Posted by: Regular Guy at January 07, 2014 09:54 PM (N3Al8)

547 Hey I have a new product called Forskin the female version of Femskin

Posted by: Regular Guy at January 07, 2014 09:56 PM (N3Al8)

548 cthulhu:

My internet was "down", (my own fault), for a couple of days.

I'm fine, cthulhu.  My Best Friends' Mom has been out of surgery for merely five days, but she's walking with the aid of a ...heh.  ...well, a 'walker'.

She may be home earlier than within the month "pre-warned".

I've talked to both of her sons and I've volunteered to do anything from cooking-to-laundry.  Being out of work has its privileges.

All is well here.

...here's to you and yours!


Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 09:58 PM (lq3Ak)

549 At the same time, there's also a nice Mexican-made Telecaster for sale locally at $550 -- which I could have enough pennies scraped up to pay for in a week or two.

Decisions, decisions . . .

 

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 01:19 AM

 

The mex Tele's are pretty good. For a full blown fender T, the range price is good. That's $550 new?

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2014 09:59 PM (9gNQd)

550 548 cthulhu:

My internet was "down", (my own fault), for a couple of days.

I'm fine, cthulhu. My Best Friends' Mom has been out of surgery for merely five days, but she's walking with the aid of a ...heh. ...well, a 'walker'.

She may be home earlier than within the month "pre-warned".

I've talked to both of her sons and I've volunteered to do anything from cooking-to-laundry. Being out of work has its privileges.

All is well here.

...here's to you and yours!


Posted by: Slapweasel at January 08, 2014 01:58 AM (lq3Ak)



That's great news, Slap! -- about your friends' mom, that is.....the internet being out was, I'm sure, a PITA.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 10:03 PM (T1005)

551 got my title for this week's gaming thread:

2014: The Year of Hometown and Life

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 10:03 PM (vJdyz)

552 This joint needs, at a bare minimum, a "like" button.  Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 01:41 AM (ojnk6)  Why, thank you. *curtseys* __________ Actually, cthulhu, I thought he was coming over from the pot thread & was talking about one he rolled. Maybe I'm weong?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 10:06 PM (dSa5I)

553 551 got my title for this week's gaming thread:

2014: The Year of Hometown and Life

Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 02:03 AM (vJdyz)


That sounds like it should be Hosted by Kasey Casem.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 10:08 PM (lq3Ak)

554  @ 549 -- That's apparently very gently used. In the meantime, I also spotted an American Strat in very good condition for $700 -- which would be really nice if I was big Strat guy.

http://is.gd/PyXvqU

Though, with a bit more saving, I could buy it and use it for swap-bait -- if it's available then.

And there's also a Cabronita Tele for $600 -- and it's a beauty.

http://is.gd/795Fq8

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 10:09 PM (m0h0I)

555 That sounds like it should be Hosted by Kasey Casem.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 08, 2014 02:08 AM (lq3Ak)


as a great man once said "Tits are life, ass is hometown"

Posted by: The Dude at January 07, 2014 10:10 PM (vJdyz)

556 Here you go Dude, from Project A-kon 20.
http://tinyurl.com/lzvj7d7

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 07, 2014 10:12 PM (xydLk)

557 Dear Casey:

My hometown was never filled with gheys and bigotry.

...can you play "West End Girls" by "The Pet Shop Boys"?

-Thanks!



-Slappy D. Weasel

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 10:13 PM (lq3Ak)

558 Dad's gone 46 years this month. Never got to know him well enough. Never quit missing him.

You won't. That's a great thing. No matter what he is, it is what he was. You will always love him.
My dad wasn't that guy. A  (great guy that is.) but he tried. He had a work ethic you would know. He taught me more than i could pay for. I'm 46' years old and I know what he did for me. USMC not withstanding. Love
Your DAD always.

Ken

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:17 PM (Zyoha)

559 And there's also a Cabronita Tele for $600 -- and it's a beauty. http://is.gd/795Fq8 Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 02:09 AM (m0h0I) Just tone/volume pot?

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2014 10:18 PM (j7iSn)

560 I don't know what that is but whatever dude.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:20 PM (Zyoha)

561 @ BignJames -- It's just a master volume and three-way pickup switch. No tone control. I thought it was kind of odd, too. But, I do like the dual humbuckers.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 10:22 PM (m0h0I)

562 My advice is what my wife says it's worth. "period" get it?

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:23 PM (Zyoha)

563 That's apparently very gently used. In the meantime, I also spotted an American Strat in very good condition for $700 -- which would be really nice if I was big Strat guy.

http://is.gd/PyXvqU

Though, with a bit more saving, I could buy it and use it for swap-bait -- if it's available then.

And there's also a Cabronita Tele for $600 -- and it's a beauty.

http://is.gd/795Fq8

 

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 02:09 AM

 

 

How old is the american made Strat? That sounds like a relatively low price even for a recent one... not sure. It could be a good buy, but I can't view the links with that or the cabronita T (which I know jack about anyway).

 

Are you in, or near a major metro area? You should be able to get a used mex Tele for a bit less than $550, mind you it might be a corker, can you get a friend who knows tele's to check it out for you? Thing is, if you're not in an area with a lot of choices guitar wise, the price might be about right for a good used one. IIRC, that's around the price of a new one?

 

 

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2014 10:26 PM (9gNQd)

564 Whatever. I'm in SO Cal so there's that.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:30 PM (Zyoha)

565 562 What's your favorite barrel length on AR's???

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:30 PM (b7yum)

566 564 Hey me too.  Where???

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:31 PM (b7yum)

567 @ otho -- The Strat is an early-90's copy. I don't know enough about Strats to know whether that's a good era, or not.

Looking around for more info on the Cabronita, turns out it's about the price  you could expect to pay for a new one. MSRP is apparently around $799.

Unfortunately, I don't live near a metro-area. Though, I'm not all that far from Nashville, which I assume is teeming with Telecasters. I may just have to take a road trip sometime soon.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 10:33 PM (m0h0I)

568 *-static-*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2014 10:34 PM (lq3Ak)

569 your kidding right? Why do you think i'm a bad guy? You guys are nuts.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:34 PM (Zyoha)

570 567 Having bought dozens of Strats and teles, I suggest you wait for someone who's desperate for cash.  Otherwise you'll eventually regret

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:35 PM (b7yum)

571 Reply?

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:36 PM (Zyoha)

572 569 What a referring to?

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:36 PM (b7yum)

573 Platoon 3084 1985 Paris Island. (go)

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:37 PM (Zyoha)

574 571 Hey 0341 If you don't include the post number people might not know who or what you're referring to.  I'm lost right now myself...

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:38 PM (b7yum)

575  @ DAve -- I keep hoping to find someone who's desperate for cash, but the only people I know personally who play tend to just pawn their guitars when they run out of weed. And I know a total of zero people who play Teles. Most of the people I know who play are (wannabe) shredder-types.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 10:38 PM (m0h0I)

576 573 Are you San Diego or l.a. socali?

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:39 PM (b7yum)

577 575 All about Craigslist

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:39 PM (b7yum)

578 577 Buying from friends often leads to "entanglements"

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:40 PM (b7yum)

579 575 I have a Tele I'd sell ya but it's kinda a long walk

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:42 PM (b7yum)

580  The Strat is an early-90's copy. I don't know enough about Strats to know whether that's a good era, or not.

Looking around for more info on the Cabronita, turns out it's about the price you could expect to pay for a new one. MSRP is apparently around $799.

Unfortunately, I don't live near a metro-area. Though, I'm not all that far from Nashville, which I assume is teeming with Telecasters. I may just have to take a road trip sometime soon.

 

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 02:33 AM

 

 

The Strat isn't an actual fender? If not, you can do better for that price. Jeez, man... you live near Nashville??? Damn straight it would be teeming with Telecasters! Seriously, DDR, don't dick around with the little league... Get your ass to Nashville. It would be worth it. You're bound to find a ferociously good fender T there... maybe even an old classic for can't-pass-on-it price. There might be some 70's telecaster sitting in a pawn shop for god knows how little.

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2014 10:42 PM (9gNQd)

581  @ DAve -- Good point on the "entanglements". I've been looking around on Craigslist -- which is where I found the Lag T100DCE. My current favorite acoustic is Lag T66D. It's the one I broke the headstock on (since then, Gorilla Glued and playing just fine) two weeks after I bought it.

I should probably start trawling the Nashville metro-area Craigslist for Teles, though.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 10:45 PM (m0h0I)

582 the world is awash in used guitars.  there is a deal coming your way.  and like streetcars, there will be another deal in a little while.  there is no need to overpay.

Posted by: jc at January 07, 2014 10:45 PM (PlzOe)

583 Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 02:38 AM (m0h0I) I think I've got 7 Tele types......anything in particular you're interested in?

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2014 10:46 PM (j7iSn)

584 I did Paris Island, London England 1st battalion 7th Marines. Not SoCom etc... just did my job. You?

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:47 PM (Zyoha)

585 Forever in Blue Jeans.


...babe.

Posted by: Neil at January 07, 2014 10:47 PM (lq3Ak)

586  @ DAve -- Sorry, I wasn't clear enough. The Strat is an actual USA-made Fender. I used the word "copy" in the "my copy of this guitar was nice" sense.

I just struggle with knowing what a good price for guitars are based on their age. For example, last week, there was a 1979 Tele in a local classified for $3000. And I rarely see newer "real" Teles for less than $800. So, when I see something for less, I'm automatically intrigued.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 10:50 PM (m0h0I)

587

Like THIS: http://tinyurl.com/4xakehk  except mine has white pickguard and a Gibson mimi in the middle.  Also blonder

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:51 PM (b7yum)

588 waiting premadonnas!

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:52 PM (Zyoha)

589 Gibson is good buttttt1

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 10:52 PM (Zyoha)

590

584 I thought you said you were in socali.  That's where me and CAC live.

586 Stock 70's Strats and Teles sucked even back then.  Only good for investment and unless you REALLY know what you're doing it's VERY EASY to get burned.  New stuff plays better and has WAY better electronics.  Hit up Big'n James and remember cash is king

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:54 PM (b7yum)

591

586 Shit for $3K you could get one of everything you wanted.

Do not follow your hardon when it comes to guitars.  They never last.

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 10:56 PM (b7yum)

592 552 This joint needs, at a bare minimum, a "like" button. 
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 01:41 AM (ojnk6) 

Why, thank you. *curtseys*
__________

Actually, cthulhu, I thought he was coming over from the pot thread & was talking about one he rolled.
Maybe I'm weong?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 08, 2014 02:06 AM (dSa5I)



He referenced my post 534, which was riffing off of one of his earlier posts.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:00 PM (T1005)

593 I just struggle with knowing what a good price for guitars are based on their age. For example, last week, there was a 1979 Tele in a local classified for $3000. And I rarely see newer "real" Teles for less than $800. So, when I see something for less, I'm automatically intrigued.

 

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 02:50 AM

 

You can do better for a 79 tele than $3000. 79's ok... but early 70's is much, much better, for around that mark, or even less, with some wear and tear. Don't worry about what they look like.

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2014 11:00 PM (9gNQd)

594  @ BignJames -- There was a really, really beautiful turquoise finished Tele that I fell in love with at my local guitar shop, but it was gone in a hurry. As you obviously know, when it comes to guitars it's tough to say what you're looking for in particular until you actually have it in your hands.

That said, I do like the blonde ones. The important thing is that Tele twang. I do love that.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 11:01 PM (m0h0I)

595 Stock 70's Strats and Teles sucked even back then.

 

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 02:54 AM

 

 

Heathen.

Posted by: otho at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (9gNQd)

596 569 your kidding right? Why do you think i'm a bad guy? You guys are nuts.

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 02:34 AM (Zyoha)



You walked into a completely different discussion about electric guitars -- just watch posts for a bit until you start seeing who is discussing what. It's like a noisy party.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:02 PM (T1005)

597 My hardons last bro. You, maybe not. But that's you. Still don't get your gig.
Don't kill my dog! Ha!

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:03 PM (Zyoha)

598

594 Then you have to get the single coil pickups.  I thought my early 70's Teles sucked too but maybe that's just me

I used to have a Tele for every year from 1963 to 1973.  And a '52.  I have had Tele's.

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:05 PM (b7yum)

599 That said, I do like the blonde ones. The important thing is that Tele twang. I do love that. Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 03:01 AM (m0h0I) The "Tele Twang" comes from the bridge pup on a "standard" configured Tele....Are you set on a Fender? There are many makes, some superior to Fender, for less $$.

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2014 11:06 PM (j7iSn)

600
strat with extra switch to get tele sounds



http://xhefriguitars.com/page4.html



Posted by: jc at January 07, 2014 11:09 PM (PlzOe)

601

596 That's the impression I'm getting too- everybody likes you so far 0341 as far as i can tell.

595 I used to have 13 Strats once.  When I do things I go all out

I thought the necks and frets on the 70's Fenders sucked.  So bad that it created the whole aftermarket industry: Schecter, Charvel, Ibanez...

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:09 PM (b7yum)

602 599 I agree and don't discount the effect of the amp you use

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:10 PM (b7yum)

603 Now I'll be watchin. Sucks for me. But Kids and all.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:11 PM (Zyoha)

604 The one I fell in love with was about the same color as this, only with a glossier finish and different hardware.

http://goo.gl/2b6oLo

But, if I can find a good deal on a nice one, I really don't care what color it is.

@ BignJames -- Do you have any Teles you're looking to part with, or know of any especially nice ones that can be had relatively cheaply?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 11:11 PM (m0h0I)

605 601
596 That's the impression I'm getting too- everybody likes you so far 0341 as far as i can tell.
595 I used to have 13 Strats once. When I do things I go all out
I thought the necks and frets on the 70's Fenders sucked. So bad that it created the whole aftermarket industry: Schecter, Charvel, Ibanez...

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 03:09 AM (b7yum)



I've got an embarrassing number of vintage Ibanez Musicians and Roland guitar synths.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:12 PM (T1005)

606 600 I'm suspicious of most "sounds like" claims

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:12 PM (b7yum)

607 Sucks you hurt kids.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:12 PM (Zyoha)

608 As for Fenders, one day I would like to get a P-bass, for now I'll stick w/ my  G&L

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 11:13 PM (AWwDY)

609 Don't give one shit what hurts you Piss.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:13 PM (Zyoha)

610 @ BignJames -- I'm not dead-set on Fender. I'm actually more of a Gibson guy in general, and hope to have a nice Les Paul someday. But I want a Tele as my first bona fide, by-God guitar.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 11:14 PM (m0h0I)

611

605 Hahaha you're OLD.  Ibanez was really kickin' ASS back in the 80's: just a BUNCH of great guitars.

I was working at an Ibanez dealer at the time and went through some wild shit.  Still have one of their doublenecks and a birdseye maple acoustic that was never released in the u.s.

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:16 PM (b7yum)

612 609  0341 seems agitated and I have NO IDEA why.  Any help anyone???

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:17 PM (b7yum)

613 603 Now I'll be watchin. Sucks for me. But Kids and all.

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 03:11 AM (Zyoha)



You'll notice that -- like this comment -- most people copy the comment they're talking about. We'd put links, but the blog software has severe and unpredictable limitations. Anyway, if you put the link you're replying to, you can get several distinct "conversations" going in the same thread at the same time -- and if you don't quote what you're responding to, it's very easy to accidentally hurt someone. For instance:



Commenter A: "Hey, remember that class I was so far behind with? I managed to actually pull a B in it!"



Commenter B (totally different subject): "My goldfish just died."



Commenter C (responding to Commenter A): "Hey, that's great! You've got quite the knack for turning things around."



Commenter B: "That's not fair! I had this one for FIVE YEARS, and it's only the second one I've killed!"



Which, of course, only leads to chaos.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:20 PM (T1005)

614 http://tinyurl.com/mgtfrsb

http://tinyurl.com/kmfl24x

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 11:20 PM (AWwDY)

615 @ 612 -- I'm not sure 0341 is entirely rational at the moment. Seems more dissociative than agitated.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 11:21 PM (m0h0I)

616 I'm Scarred right now. funny that

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:22 PM (Zyoha)

617 613 Thanx cooth

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:22 PM (b7yum)

618 Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 03:17 AM (b7yum)

lost his Dad recently....I remember my Dad passing in 76 was a rough couple of years but I feel his presence daily.

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 11:22 PM (AWwDY)

619 I don't get agitated. Why you gonna pick on me!!!!!!

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:24 PM (Zyoha)

620 0341 was on earlier and had said that he lost his father today and had been drinking a wee bit. He also seems unfamiliar with the ways of the Horde, which can be confusing....especially if emotionally distraught and after drinking a bit. He then went away for a while and has come back responding oddly to various conversations, which are quite different from the conversations ongoing when he left.



Did I leave anything out?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:25 PM (T1005)

621 Yea, I know. He was a great man. So was mine.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:26 PM (Zyoha)

622 Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 03:14 AM (m0h0I) Fender has a FMTHH model...MIK...mahogany body and neck, set neck, 2x Duncan humbuckers....that's as close to a LP as Fender will prolly get...doesn't have the "Tele Twang" but a very nice guitar (I've got one) that can be had used for around $400. I've got a '72 Thinline RI...MIM....that I've never been overly fond of that I'll part with for a reasonable amount.

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2014 11:26 PM (j7iSn)

623 Yeah, Cthulhu. I know - I was trying to make a joke about his "this joint..." statement. Guess it didn't work. Ibanez - I have a Korean made Ibanez acoustic from about 1990 in my closet now. Bought it wanting to learn to play, but only learned I can't, play. It was an entry level model, but anyinw that's ever played it loved the tone & said it was a really nice guitar. And - is it possible that someone is accidentally replying to a different conversation? Not intending to post here?

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 11:26 PM (dSa5I)

624 I know there's a test. Don't care at this point.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:27 PM (Zyoha)

625

618  When I discovered my father's corpse five years ago I was joyful and grateful for the end of his suffering.

Yeah it's rough but I have so many students who have no idea who their father even is how can I pity myself for losing mine???

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:27 PM (b7yum)

626 608 As for Fenders, one day I would like to get a P-bass, for now I'll stick w/ my GL Posted by: bill-o at January 08, 2014 03:13 AM (AWwDY) G&L makes some fine guitars.

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2014 11:28 PM (j7iSn)

627 606 600 I'm suspicious of most "sounds like" claims

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 03:12 AM (b7yum)



===========

Did you read the article?

Posted by: jc at January 07, 2014 11:28 PM (PlzOe)

628  @ 0341 -- This was my second Christmas without mom. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about her. I pretty much walked her up to heaven's gate over the last year of her life. It was hellish at times -- and worse when she finally passed and I suddenly discovered I had no more purpose in life.

But, life eventually returns to some sense of normalcy. It just seems a little colder some days. Still, it gets better in time.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 11:30 PM (m0h0I)

629 Nice. I don't care. I'm am in a bad way. If i lose over that, so be it. I loved my old man, always will. I have been a lurker always that is what i am.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:30 PM (Zyoha)

630

622 OOoooooo Thinlines are the best Tele's EVAH: I used to have a '70.

And they're light which is always a huge plus in a Tele

And reissues are in many many ways much better than the originals

 

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:31 PM (b7yum)

631 606 600 I'm suspicious of most "sounds like" claims

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 03:12 AM (b7yum)



===========
Did you read the article?

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2014 03:28 AM (PlzOe)


Well, that was poorly worded -- sorry about that -- it's not like anyone can hear a guitar in a friggin article ---


what I meant was -- the article explains the wiring and how the switch sets up the strat to run the pickups in manners that mimic tele's.


I bought one of these ('91) a few weeks ago.  Great axe.

Posted by: jc at January 07, 2014 11:31 PM (PlzOe)

632 I'm supposed to buyn that crap righr?

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:32 PM (Zyoha)

633 624 I know there's a test. Don't care at this point.

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 03:27 AM (Zyoha)



There is no test. You are surrounded by very sympathetic people who would be happy to talk, offer thoughts and prayers, and share their own experiences with you....but when you come in and say "I know there's a test. Don't care at this point" -- it's like walking into the middle of a crowded bar and saying, "pizza, pizza, Pizza, PIZZA!!!!" It's not making sense.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:35 PM (T1005)

634

627 Oh yass i read the article.  And I've heard the "sound like" many times over my 40 years of playing.  It's a salesman's claim.

If it's close enough for you, buy one.  As I said much of the "Tele sound" is in the amp and its settings

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:36 PM (b7yum)

635 Sorry for the miss spelled stuff. Bad asses.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:36 PM (Zyoha)

636 621 Yea, I know. He was a great man. So was mine.

Any Pop who is there for his kids is a great man, + mine was USAF so better than many. I wanted to be that or USMC but the Docs nixed my military career before I graduated HS.

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 11:37 PM (AWwDY)

637 631 Yeah the ultras were great guitars: way better than the 70's Fenders and way cheaper as well

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:37 PM (b7yum)

638 cthullu. not true.

Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:38 PM (Zyoha)

639 614 http://tinyurl.com/mgtfrsb

http://tinyurl.com/kmfl24x

Posted by: bill-o at January 08, 2014 03:20 AM (AWwDY)



Just out of curiosity, whereabouts do you live?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:40 PM (T1005)

640 burbs of the ATL

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 11:42 PM (AWwDY)

641  @ BignJames -- "Reasonable amount" for a Thinline Tele is probably still beyond my reach. Looks like they run around $1000 new.

I will say, the FMTHH Teles are pretty gorgeous -- lack of twang notwithstanding. Which finish does yours have?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 11:42 PM (m0h0I)

642 Great. Now I'm in the mood for Little Ceasars'

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 11:42 PM (dSa5I)

643 641 Buy HIS- after he gets rid of it he'll probably regret it like I do mine sometimes

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:43 PM (b7yum)

644 642 If you're looking for a cure for happiness I can hardly think of a better one

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:44 PM (b7yum)

645 638 cthullu. not true.

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 03:38 AM (Zyoha)



Well, it ain't makin' much sense to me.



Seriously, look at the people who have been trying to talk to you here and there. We really would like to help however we can, but just like the goldfish example, we're not seeing things connect logically. You sound like a good sort, and we'd like to have you along.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:44 PM (T1005)

646 642 Great. Now I'm in the mood for Little Ceasars'

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 08, 2014 03:42 AM (dSa5I)



Spending too much time on the herb thread?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:45 PM (T1005)

647 643  http://tinyurl.com/knnrj9r  That's what I would do-

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:46 PM (b7yum)

648 I see things like this. I know you guys do not care. But i miss the drill and the friendship. I really do. Good luck to you guys, honestly. I have a group of good friends that are great. I just read the site and it's great, especially the comments! Not a mussical guy but that's me. Good luck.


Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:46 PM (Zyoha)

649 645 This +1000

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:46 PM (b7yum)

650 640 burbs of the ATL

Posted by: bill-o at January 08, 2014 03:42 AM (AWwDY)




'Cause I know a Bill King who is into guitars....but, last I checked, he was Research Triangle.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:47 PM (T1005)

651 648  Come back when you feel better dude. Soon

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:47 PM (b7yum)

652 Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 03:42 AM (m0h0I) Trans red....had an Amber that I sold....wanted Black Cherry but couldn't find one. You should be able to find a new Thinline for around $800......mines a 2008.....Nat/Blonde... that I'll let go for $500 w/hsc.

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2014 11:48 PM (j7iSn)

653 647 643 http://tinyurl.com/knnrj9r

Nice looking....but what do you do w/the 2 extra strings? ;-p

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 11:49 PM (AWwDY)

654 If you're gonna get a Thinline I'd strongly suggest the single-coil pickup versions

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:51 PM (b7yum)

655 652 You should jump on that DDR: you don't have to worry about its "history"

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:51 PM (b7yum)

656 Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 03:47 AM (T1005)

We could be related, my father's side of the family is from the Greensboro area, that being said, there are many a Bill King out and about our fair land.

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 11:52 PM (AWwDY)

657 652 Why don't you go to bing images and find one that looks just like yours for us to admire???

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (b7yum)

658 Haven't cared about that in YEARS, cthulhu. It was because of your 633 comment. 0341, Try to listen to what cthulhu is saying. We're here for you in any way we can be. If you read all the comments, you'll see many here have been in your shoes. We know it sucks. Me? I'm your age (exactly). I buried my dad when I was four. Then I buried the man that raised me as his a decade ago... I know your pain.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (dSa5I)

659  @ 647 [DAve] -- That's pretty sweet! I can't imagine it'll hang around that price much longer. I'll put a watch on that one, though, just in case.

@ BignJames -- I'd like to discuss some possibilities with you off-site. If you can email me, I'd appreciate it. Just put "walt@" in front of my handle and add dot com at the end to reach me.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 07, 2014 11:54 PM (m0h0I)

660 648 I see things like this. I know you guys do not care. But i miss the drill and the friendship. I really do. Good luck to you guys, honestly. I have a group of good friends that are great. I just read the site and it's great, especially the comments! Not a mussical guy but that's me. Good luck.


Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 03:46 AM (Zyoha)



We do care, and -- like I said -- we'd like to have you along....and we know the blog software sucks and it's glitchy. If you come by again, we'll be happy to share tricks and schemes to deal with it....and I hope you do, 'cause it's a great bunch of folks here.



But if you're pulling out for the night, I can only hope again that sleep brings you peace and strength for the morrow.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 07, 2014 11:54 PM (T1005)

661 654 If you're gonna get a Thinline I'd strongly suggest the single-coil pickup versions Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 03:51 AM (b7yum) I'd agree.....the Fender humbuckers are a little muddy to me and I don't think anyone makes a drop-in replacement.

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2014 11:54 PM (j7iSn)

662 657 This is what mine looked like:  http://tinyurl.com/k9zygos

Posted by: DAve at January 07, 2014 11:56 PM (b7yum)

663 http://tinyurl.com/mmux8ek

this warms the cockles of my heart....whatever they are

Hope the Unions get it up the keister!

Posted by: bill-o at January 07, 2014 11:58 PM (AWwDY)

664 657 652 Why don't you go to bing images and find one that looks just like yours for us to admire??? Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 03:53 AM (b7yum) OK http://petemaher.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/08/72_telecaster_thinline.jpg

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2014 11:59 PM (j7iSn)

665

663 Hey that's ME they're talking about!!!

Seriously don't get your hopes up.  Non-hispanics are being purged from LAUSD.

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:00 AM (b7yum)

666 662 657 This is what mine looked like: http://tinyurl.com/k9zygos

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 03:56 AM (b7yum)



Nice.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 12:00 AM (T1005)

667 664 Very nice... how do you like the reissues?  Is it American?  Have you played the mexi's???

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:02 AM (b7yum)

668 ....and I just opened two beers. Guess I'm not turning in imminently.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 12:03 AM (T1005)

669 663 http://tinyurl.com/mmux8ek

this warms the cockles of my heart....whatever they are

Hope the Unions get it up the keister!

Posted by: bill-o at January 08, 2014 03:58 AM (AWwDY)



====

sad part is a whole bunch of those ineffective teachers would be a lot more effective if they could paddle a deserving ass once in a while.

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2014 12:03 AM (PlzOe)

670

668 Hahaha better you than me

I have carpal tunnel surgery on Thurs. so I'm trying to type as much as I can now.  And PIH

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:04 AM (b7yum)

671 Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 03:54 AM (m0h0I) Check your email

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2014 12:05 AM (j7iSn)

672 I have to go. I've been trying not to do this, but i have to go morne the old man. God rest his sole, even if he would not. God I loved that man.

Yea, I know. Seems Gay. But i did love him. Great man.

Wish you all knew that dude. It's hard to cry, He taught me that.

Ken

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 12:06 AM (Zyoha)

673 672 One thing I DO know for sure is that you WILL feel MUCH better.  And SOON.

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:08 AM (b7yum)

674 ====sad part is a whole bunch of those ineffective teachers would be a lot more effective if they could paddle a deserving ass once in a while.

Hell to the yeah!!  

Posted by: bill-o at January 08, 2014 12:08 AM (AWwDY)

675 671 Is that price WITH ohsc???

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:08 AM (b7yum)

676 670
668 Hahaha better you than me
I have carpal tunnel surgery on Thurs. so I'm trying to type as much as I can now. And PIH

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 04:04 AM (b7yum)



It's pathetic. I was such an intellectual kid -- skipped 2nd grade, graduated college at 20 (in 3-1/2 years), would learn all sorts of random shit just for fun....and now I'm going, "where the hell are my sunglasses?" for half an hour before discovering they're on top of my head.



"I think I'll have one last beer and turn in" -- and then discover another open one......grrrr.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 12:10 AM (T1005)

677 >>>I have carpal tunnel surgery on Thurs. so I'm trying to type as much as I can now. And PIH<<<

PIH after surgery, while still numbed up... call it the stranger.

Posted by: just a thought at January 08, 2014 12:10 AM (EXkQ5)

678 676 Welcome to my world- although when your testosterone goes off a cliff you'll love not thinking about the concha every 10 seconds

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:11 AM (b7yum)

679 667 664 Very nice... how do you like the reissues? Is it American? Have you played the mexi's??? Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 04:02 AM (b7yum) It's MIM.....I'd wanted a '72 thinline since I first saw one....in '72....after owning it a few years... I'm a little underwhelmed.....it plays nicely, but doesn't have the sonic range I'm looking for w/o a lot of electronic sims. I think a lot of the RI stuff is a "sales hook"

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2014 12:12 AM (j7iSn)

680 679 Yeah, I've been surprised to see that a LOT of the guitars they've reissued weren't really nice guitars to begin with

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:14 AM (b7yum)

681 Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 04:08 AM (b7yum) Aftermarket hsc....yeah.

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2014 12:14 AM (j7iSn)

682 678 676 Welcome to my world- although when your testosterone goes off a cliff you'll love not thinking about the concha every 10 seconds

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 04:11 AM (b7yum)



You're talking about Hell, my friend -- the only way I can put up with the frustration of not finding my damned sunglasses is to stop and think of cuddly babes every few minutes.....otherwise, my BP would likely spike into four figures.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 12:16 AM (T1005)

683

679 You'd prob like the single-coil one better.  You could try slanting the p/u's up toward the treble side like the bridge p/u in this picture and see if that doesn't make things sound better:  http://tinyurl.com/q6lkmz3

Thinlines can feed back at high volumes esp. with the shitty 60's and 70's p/u's

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:18 AM (b7yum)

684 682 I find it very liberating, really.  Like no longer craving for drugs

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:20 AM (b7yum)

685  @ 0341 -- Nothing gay about that, at all. And DAve's right -- you will feel better as soon as you forgive yourself for feeling so damned bad.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 12:21 AM (m0h0I)

686 685 Focus on the fact that the LAST thing your father would EVER want is for you to be upset at his passing: so honor his wish

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:23 AM (b7yum)

687 684 682 I find it very liberating, really. Like no longer craving for drugs

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 04:20 AM (b7yum)



I guess you get what you get -- but my paternal grandfather was such a grabass in his 80's that my uncle's family made sure he didn't sit near doors, and my maternal grandfather had quite a collection of videotapes when I was helping my grandmother recover when he went at 83.....so, in my case, it may be purely hypothetical for another three decades.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 12:27 AM (T1005)

688 Our parents don't want us to suffer when they die

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:27 AM (b7yum)

689 687 May you have it as long as you wish

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:29 AM (b7yum)

690 689 Sounds fine to me... I used to play like a sunuvabitch and now I can't even hold a pick

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:32 AM (b7yum)

691 @ BignJames -- Got your email and replied. Looking forward to getting back to you on that Thinline very soon.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 12:32 AM (m0h0I)

692 691 If you don't get the "Tele sound" with that guitar it won't be the guitar's fault

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:34 AM (b7yum)

693 692 Hahaha I'me a MATCHMAKER

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:35 AM (b7yum)

694 690 687 May you have it as long as you wish

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 04:29 AM (b7yum)



I'm not necessarily saying it's a good thing overall -- my paternal gramps married five times, and outlived 'em all -- even the ones who divorced him. And by his 70's, he was a serious wreck . When my uncle moved him to California, his casual (and constant) lechery was eerily close to "brains, brains" in a zombie flick.


But it did seem to keep him amused.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 12:36 AM (T1005)

695 692 I MUCH prefer the ash Thinlines

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:37 AM (b7yum)

696

Now I'm all jealous- I want a new guitar even tho I can't play any more

Some joneses die harder than others

Stopping smoking pot after 25 years is like passing a pineapple with burs sideways, incidentally.  While that subject is still fresh in our minds

Posted by: DAve at January 08, 2014 12:39 AM (b7yum)

697 Thank's guys . I do know what a cord is, Appreciate ! I am out for a bit.

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 12:40 AM (Zyoha)

698 later 0341, hope you come back soon

Posted by: bill-o at January 08, 2014 12:42 AM (AWwDY)

699 @ DAve -- Indeed, you are!

In all seriousness, that is precisely my favorite finish on Teles. Though, I also like the ones with the "surf guitar" aesthetic. Still, that Thinline is a beauty.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 12:50 AM (m0h0I)

700 Yea' forget my comments for a bit pleaese.

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 12:51 AM (Zyoha)

701 It's a balmy 17 degrees, 4 degrees warmer than yesterday at this time....

"out of the most sacred concern for the safety for our students, staff, and teachers(because teachers are not staff I guess) we are delaying classes 2 hours again...." as the school likes to say....

and what will 2 hours get these fine hardened warriors of the chalkboard?

1-2 degrees.... yes ladies and gentlemen you wanted a miracle I give you the Columbia S-C schoolboard...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 12:53 AM (TE35l)

702 Yea, can't sleep Dave. Wish i could. I'll fix it.

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 12:53 AM (Zyoha)

703 Good night all you guys. and Galls.

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 12:56 AM (Zyoha)

704

700 Why not one of each?  That's how bad people think:  http://tinyurl.com/mxmhjjh

Don't be a bad person

 

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 12:56 AM (b7yum)

705

705 After I lost the ability to play guitar I started going down the AR road.

Now I can get all the guitars I want for free

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 12:59 AM (b7yum)

706 Heh. Only one with the pickup cover.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 12:59 AM (T1005)

707 Ah yes "celebrity use of the demon carbon" at the WSJ

http://tinyurl.com/nwlfc58

Hey Leo hypocrisy?

You're soaking in it baby....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 01:00 AM (TE35l)

708 This is supposed to be the new nick I'm using oops

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 01:00 AM (b7yum)

709 Done!

Posted by: 0341 at January 08, 2014 01:01 AM (Zyoha)

710 Damn it's almost down to 60 degrees outside

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 01:02 AM (b7yum)

711

708 Hey sven 0341 refuses to say which AR barrel length he prefers.

I suspect a coverup

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 01:04 AM (b7yum)

712 707 Heh. Only one with the pickup cover. Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 04:59 AM (T1005) That's an ashtray.

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2014 01:06 AM (j7iSn)

713 FoxNews-Vermont Wargaming SinglePayer

http://tinyurl.com/l4peuca

Man if I didn't know any better I'd say this shocks some of us, not at all...

why it's *almost* like Ogabecare was doomed to phail(by design)

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 01:06 AM (TE35l)

714 713 Yeah I hated those things.  On p- and j-basses too

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 01:07 AM (b7yum)

715 MAx/DAve -- That's one hell of a gang of guitars!

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 08, 2014 01:07 AM (m0h0I)

716 712 MAx at January 08, 2014 05:04 AM (b7yum)

The hills have eyes....

of course I have no need to demur I prefer the issue 20" from my youth b/c of ballistics...

chopping the 4 or more inches off the barrel reintroduces ballistic rainbow...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 01:08 AM (TE35l)

717 711 MAx at January 08, 2014 05:02 AM (b7yum)

I'd prefer it be negative 60 if they are to delay school...

that at least would be entertaining.... 2 hours for 1-2 degrees improvement on 17 degrees is HI-LARIOUS

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 01:10 AM (TE35l)

718

717 Try the 18".  I REALLY like the lil bit shorter barrel.  Then again, if the temps are 2 degrees too cold I need to stay inside for a bit.

Sleeping in a tent is a form of child abuse no matter how old you are, evidently

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 01:14 AM (b7yum)

719 709 This is supposed to be the new nick I'm using oops

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 05:00 AM (b7yum)



This is a shitty night for trying new nics. I'm concerned about 0341 in several ways.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 01:15 AM (T1005)

720 715 713 Yeah I hated those things. On p- and j-basses too

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 05:07 AM (b7yum)



Don't forget Ricky 4001 towel-bars!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 01:16 AM (T1005)

721 720 I thought you handled it very well.  I'm just tired of putting such a sexy name out on the net

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 01:19 AM (b7yum)

722 Oh good news everyone...

Boiiing Springs PD says after its 12 hour review that its officers did nothing against procedure or the law...

so "the system worked"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 01:21 AM (TE35l)

723 http://tinyurl.com/on8r3eh


According to the report, the first unit on scene was a Boiling Spring Lakes officer who arrived at 12:34 p.m. He was joined shortly after by two additional BSL officers and a Brunswick County Sheriff's Deputy.

The first unit on scene reported a confrontation in the hallway, but told Brunswick County Dispatchers several times that everything was OK.

Unit 104 from Southport arrived on the scene at 12:48:41, fourteen minutes after the first officer had already been on scene.

Seventy seconds later, Unit 104 radioed out that he had to fire shots at the subject in order to defend himself.


So it was 4 officers on scene total, 14 minute duration, reported that the situation was "ok" and 70 seconds later an outsider had placed a projectile in an at a minimum partially restrained "perp."

Yeah I am still not seeing a path to a "clean" shoot.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 01:29 AM (TE35l)

724 722 720 I thought you handled it very well. I'm just tired of putting such a sexy name out on the net

Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 05:19 AM (b7yum)


I tried....but deciding to change your nic in the middle of his endless goodbyes hit my panic button. We've had trolls, paid trolls, compu-trolls, LGF trolls, mobys, and need I remind anyone why Ace punted on the first-ever Breitbart award? -- and having a stranger pop-up and try to "push our buttons" is a cause for vigilance -- and, yet, "our buttons" are predicated on our love of God, our country, our fellow man, our principles, and honoring Service. It ain't likely we'll be walking away from that shortly.



I hope 0341 comes back and becomes a regular, and I hope he's a real human being who can interact with The Horde and benefit from that interaction. But I didn't need another unfamiliar name popping up and talking about barrel lengths just right then.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 01:30 AM (T1005)

725 Good morning.
You ever have one of those mornings where you just wake up at 0330, and can't get back to sleep?
So then you make a pot of coffee, and lurk amongst the Morons for a few hours?

Yeh...it's like that this morning.

And now I have to talk to my local adult toy store, and see why they only mailed one magazine, instead of the two that they owe me to a certain Pennsylvania address, where 30 rd magazines are legal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 01:46 AM (GcYmn)

726 And, DAve, I'm not trying to rag on you -- or keep you from changing your nic, or slow down the funnin' that makes this place work. It's not your fault that I'm a crotchety paranoid. But trying to cope with two weird things going on is exponentially more difficult than dealing with one. I was trying to deal gracefully with one -- and thank you for your kind words regarding that -- and having a "new" commenter that jumped into a discussion of barrel lengths....well, Ruby Ridge started out as discussion about barrel lengths, didn't it?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 01:51 AM (T1005)

727 I follow all gun laws, if you want a sub 16" rifle you need a special stamp from BATFe and the absence of local laws precluding it.

I cannot imagine a person with a preference or a SBR from an accuracy stand-point unless they had a professional need.

Just my 1/2 pence.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 01:55 AM (TE35l)

728 726 Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 05:46 AM (GcYmn)

"er uh sometimes you have enough magazines"

//Duh Law(well "law" not law)

In all honesty it may be a simple shipping error...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 01:56 AM (TE35l)

729 728 I follow all gun laws, if you want a sub 16" rifle you need a special
stamp from BATFe and the absence of local laws precluding it.

I cannot imagine a person with a preference or a SBR from an accuracy stand-point unless they had a professional need.

Just my 1/2 pence.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 05:55 AM (TE35l)



I'm a 2ndA fundamentalist -- I believe that it was written and enacted by a bunch of guys who had just fought off the greatest military of that era.....and that it was surely meant to ensure that citizens would never be outgunned by their government. Accordingly, I would expect that citizens could purchase and own munitions that were forbidden to the government, and not vice-versa.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 02:05 AM (T1005)

730 http://tinyurl.com/psy89ol

FoxNews-Letter alleges Boehner was briefed in on Benghazi Ops...

and THAT is why I suspect JohnBoehner is not backing Issa's investigation...

I am thinking Obama threatened to expose CIA ops if he was made to pay the piper and try to paint the GOP in congress as the driving force in the op.

Which is retarded sir, as Dede "Catfish" Jenteal would say.  CIA is under Choom King's broach.  I would not be the least bit shocked if Choom King got a US Ambassador killed trying to buy back the guns we gave them....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:08 AM (TE35l)

731 Rich@gmu, I'm so sorry that your father died today or yesterday, depends on your time zone. I hope he did not suffer long, painful death. The Horde here has a special prayer group I know that it helped save my brother from dying. I hope you have the strength to deal with the next few days. I hated arranging funeral arrangements for my Mother.

Posted by: Carol at January 08, 2014 02:08 AM (z4WKX)

732 Sven

It could be. It's a local store run by about three people who are learning the ropes of being a FFL in Maryland as fast as they can.
But some of the mistakes that they have made in the last five months can drive you right up the wall.
I had to point out to them that when I purchased the gun that it came with the upgrade to two mags.
And that while we waited for it to arrive, the ban on 20 rd mags went into effect, so they just scooped them out of the case when it arrived, and put the mags in the back office.

Just like they told a friend of mine that because he was buying two regulated weapons, he had to wait sixty days, and pick them both up on the same day, instead of one at ten days after submission of the Maryland paperwork, and the second one thirty days after the first.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 02:08 AM (GcYmn)

733 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 05:46 AM (GcYmn) Those mags come in a plain brown wrapper?

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2014 02:08 AM (j7iSn)

734 730 cthulhu at January 08, 2014 06:05 AM (T1005)

Was not calling you out Cthulu, I would be thrilled with more liberal gun laws and I do not mean gun laws BY liberals unless they had a severe change of heart.

I know of exactly zero legally owned AOWs used in crimes.....and I assure you were there a high volume the media would be all over it.

I hope the laws change more to my liking. until that day comes we must jump through the hoops and bear the idiocy.

Regards,
sven

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:11 AM (TE35l)

735 "Those mags come in a plain brown wrapper?"

I just get them for the articles....really.

And just skip over the pictures.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 02:12 AM (GcYmn)

736 Is the pot thread still going? I'm afraid to check.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 02:14 AM (wNF3N)

737 733 Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 06:08 AM (GcYmn)

Heh well "Maryland" but yeah I am certain it is frustrating.

My baseline opinion of Maryland LE was formed in the wake of the one Trooper on the Motorcycle  in plain clothes off-duty who drew down on a bike that passed him speeding while he was speeding on a busy road....

it was all caught on video and the state was trying to bust the guy who had a helmet cam not Wyatt Earp who was breaking the law himself.

Pretty terrain in some spots, not so pretty a State House or civil service.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:14 AM (TE35l)

738 737 GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 06:14 AM (wNF3N)

I suspect it is in a voluntary persistent vegetative state GB....

"to the moon Alive, to the MOON!"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:15 AM (TE35l)

739 736 Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 06:12 AM (GcYmn)

I like the Magazines on bendies....

flexible hard subjects make for compelling narrative.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:16 AM (TE35l)

740 Alive...er "Alice" speaking of subpar motor skills and mental acuity....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:17 AM (TE35l)

741 735 730 cthulhu at January 08, 2014 06:05 AM (T1005)

Was not calling you out Cthulu, I would be thrilled with more liberal gun laws and I do not mean gun laws BY liberals unless they had a severe change of heart.

I know of exactly zero legally owned AOWs used in crimes.....and I assure you were there a high volume the media would be all over it.

I hope the laws change more to my liking. until that day comes we must jump through the hoops and bear the idiocy.

Regards,
sven

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:11 AM (TE35l)



I'm sorry if my rampaging paranoia has had an adverse effect on anyone. Seriously, guys -- DAve, Sven, VIA, BJ, and others -- you don't know how much I appreciate your company.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 02:18 AM (T1005)

742 http://tinyurl.com/oyeydvx

FoxNews-Sister of American jailed in North Korea 'outraged' by Rodman's actions

Noted International Human Rights Expert Dennis Rodman.....

The whole thing is silly, but hey we live in a silly celebretard age.

I hope the woman's brother is safe and I hope Rodman is alive.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:21 AM (TE35l)

743 " DAve, Sven, VIA, BJ, and others -- you don't know how much I appreciate your company."


Come on ya big lug, give us a hug"

Just kidding.
But seriously, it seems that the events taking place both in our nation, and the world are causing many of us to re-examine our positions on many things.
And in many cases, we do wind up skirting close to paranoia.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 02:22 AM (GcYmn)

744 742 cthulhu at January 08, 2014 06:18 AM (T1005)

Cthulu you've always been a fave, it is not raging paranoia to be reasonably wary....and that line varies for people.

I usually try to avoid too much gun talk in non gun threads, but NCJ has been ruminating on a recipe for a build for two weeks IIRC.

Keep on plugging.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:23 AM (TE35l)

745 744 Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 06:22 AM (GcYmn)

I have decided to be less cryptic and more free with my data while also understanding upon reflection we are probably in a budding police state.

I think the only solution is to generate SO many spikes of "noise" that it overloads their capacity to fuck with every noise source.

A cornerstone of jamming in the "mechanical" electronics sense.

Evidently the American people think the King using the civil service as his personal political hatchet team is just ducky up to and including uneven application of the law.

That means this is not a temporary flu of the populace but the beginning of a long march into night.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:26 AM (TE35l)

746 Oh shit. I'm listening to the bonus podcast with Nick Searcy and I find out that Andy is from Georgia! wtf. I didn't know that.
 
Not only that, but Dave in Texas is from Texas! Go figure.
 
(I'm enjoying this podcast)

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 02:28 AM (wNF3N)

747 747 GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 06:28 AM (wNF3N)

Searcy is a hoot.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:29 AM (TE35l)

748 "while also understanding upon reflection we are probably in a budding police state."

Gotta pretty much agree with you on that.

I sometimes wonder about the feelings of the average European back around1935 or so.

So what kind of sew on badge do you think we will get in the camps?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 02:31 AM (GcYmn)

749 745 742 cthulhu at January 08, 2014 06:18 AM (T1005)

Cthulu you've always been a fave, it is not raging paranoia to be reasonably wary....and that line varies for people.

I usually try to avoid too much gun talk in non gun threads, but NCJ has been ruminating on a recipe for a build for two weeks IIRC.

Keep on plugging.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 06:23 AM (TE35l)



....and here's the thing -- I don't alert on that at all. It has context, it has value, it pursues lawful aims. Some schmo I've never seen before shows up and starts blurting crap about Sarin recipes......and I'm thinking: "it's a plant, here to start trouble, trying to get some unwary soul to ask, "oh, is that with scented or unscented bleach?" and become a co-conspirator.



I'm comfy enough with regular commenters and regular discussions.



And, BTW, the adrenaline has got me bouncing a bit, but there's nothing behind it, so I'm going to keep ranting a bit until I stagger into the other room and conk out.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 02:31 AM (T1005)

750 Posted by: 0341 at January 07, 2014 11:53 PM (Zyoha) - My dad died 7 Jan, but in 2007. I am so sorry for your loss. There are some wonderful people here, so take advantage of them (in a good way).

Posted by: Baldy at January 08, 2014 02:36 AM (2bql3)

751 "You ever have one of those mornings where you just wake up at 0330, and can't get back to sleep? So then you make a pot of coffee, and lurk amongst the Morons for a few hours?" - Village Idiot's Apprentice Hahaha! Pretty much the same here -I'm lying in bed thinking I should try to grab another hour's sleep, but will probably get up and start the coffee. The Big Dramas sure do come in the wee hours! And when I look at that last sentence through Beevis glasses...

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 08, 2014 02:36 AM (u+9Sb)

752 749 Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 06:31 AM (GcYmn)

Red Stars or Red Eagles I suspect...

The King has a sense of humor, and loves a good pun.  He, a Communist by rearing if not personal policy choice under his impression would be thrilled to force his foes to wear his tribal badge.  The hilarious thing is how effective the calumny has been.

The GOP for better or worse was legislative steward to the period of longest sustained growth in the last 50 years and is rewarded for it by being cast as less qualified to stabilize and navigate a recovery to mean by the populace fueled by overt lies by the media.

The American people learned SO MUCH from the 08 recession that we are reinflating the same goddamned bubble that caused it this time with a direct transfer of Xerox bucks to the brokerage banks.

Classical definition of insanity?  Repetition of method with sincere expectation of new result.  I'd say we qualify as a nation.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:38 AM (TE35l)

753 748 >> Searcy is a hoot.
 
sven, I'm still listening to the podcast and I've come to a firm conclusion -- He really is a member of the Horde. Ideologically, he understands the issues that the nation faces. And he has some personal insights that really make the case for him (eg, adopting a black child).
 
If Hollyweird was a lot more like Nick, the message that would go out would be radically different from the Sarandon/Redford/Sean Penn/Damon turdfest that gets the most exposure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 02:49 AM (wNF3N)

754 Have I mentioned the new thread yet?

No?

OK.


NOOD!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2014 02:53 AM (GcYmn)

755 754 GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 06:49 AM (wNF3N)

I suspected Searcy was a conservative when I saw Castaway his delivery was either awesome acting or genuine or both.  Wound up thinking it was both.  Justified cemented it.

He and I interact from time to time on twitter even with my new account...

the reason I KNOW he lurks here and psts?

The first time he deigned to interact with me in the wake of my 3300+ post week he starts by calling me "Mr. 3000" and giving me guff about "I would hope you got your point across" on my old twitter account before I nuked it.

Twitter is almost worth it just for Chuck Woolery, Pat Sajak, and Searcy's tweet lines.


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 02:54 AM (TE35l)

756 "...upon reflection we are probably in a budding police state..." That's preciously simplistic since the country has been taken over by mobs decades ago. :/ A scene I never forgot... Talking to a cop, 1972, Little Rock. I read the Latin on the shield on his car door: "Populus Regnant... the people rule." (regnat? not as close to my Latin ed ad I was then) "Is that what it means?" he answered. then said, quietly, introspectively. "Not anymore they don't."

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 08, 2014 03:05 AM (eb70/)

757 757 mindful webworker at January 08, 2014 07:05 AM (eb70/)

Quite, of course we are about to prove that people inevitably get the government they deserve.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 03:12 AM (TE35l)

758

Who the hell has pretended Lugar was a Republican for the past decade? Maybe my old man when he was my age...but recently? Come on my fellow Hoosiers, we can do better than that.

Posted by: HoosierHillbilly at January 08, 2014 04:35 AM (oyWNr)

759 re: Man Crisps: are you telling me 759 comments and not one mocking out the feminists for not rioting over Hungry Man (tm) TV dinners?

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart in heaven is very, very disappointed at January 08, 2014 05:07 AM (whMsz)

760 Missing from report about Lugar donating to Michelle Nunn's campaign is the fact that Sen Warner (R/D-VA) also donated $500. Can't find the link just yet but it was reported in the local rag the AJC.

Posted by: Tequila at January 08, 2014 05:46 AM (evAoO)

761 Sssh, say nothing about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkie_(chocolate_bar) ...

Posted by: anonymous irishman at January 08, 2014 12:23 PM (DJgfL)

762 Wow Harry Potter is really an important political document in Asia? Wow. I didn't see that coming.

Posted by: petunia at January 08, 2014 06:27 PM (DAcBA)

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