January 08, 2014
— Maetenloch
Well due to a long and exciting day at work full of surprises and plot twists I've got basically nothing for the ONT. So dregs it will be.
Well you can take the test here and find out.
Continue to Remind the Alarmists that It's Cold Out. They Deserve It.
Trolling global warmists is both easy and fun. And a bit of justice as well. Even if Glenn Beck may not approve.
One of my smaller pleasures in life is joking during winter that, by now, I was promised flying cars and global warming. If you haven't noticed, it's really cold out! Where's all this global warming that was supposed to deliver us from 7 degree weather? We've been bamboozled. Etc.Whenever one makes a joke like this, the super serial types get super serial, put their scolding hats on, and start shaking their fingers. "Don't do that! Just because it's cold out, that doesn't mean global warming isn't real! The temps are going up! Dogs and cats, living together! Sputter sputter sputter!" See, for instance, this. Or this far less literate take (BOROWITZ WARNING). And that's why these jokes are so fun to make. The global warming alarmists are the easiest people to troll in the entire world. You don't even have to make a particularly good or original joke to set them off. Just say "Man, this cold weather sure does disprove global warming," sit back, and watch the fireworks.
This is an especially amusing tactic since, without fail, every single global warming alarmist (and, thus, every single media outlet) screams GLOBAL WARMING at the top of their lungs at every adverse weather event that doesn't involve simple cold.
How Many Workers Actually Make Just the Minimum Wage?
Answer: Just 1.1%.
But their situation will account for 58%* of all Democratic politicians' political rhetoric. I'm already tired on hearing about it and we're nowhere near 2016.
* A guestimicast based on my annoyance level.
This essay is long (60+ pages) and delves into the lives of elephants and what it means to have consciousness and a soul. It's long but also very very good.
The taboo against anthropomorphism exists for three basic reasons. First of all, we as human beings are prone to mistake the thoughts and feelings of each other, even the people we are closest to - how much more so is this a risk in speculating about members of another species?
Even supposing that the elephants were our equals in intelligence, their life differs from ours so fundamentally that trying to infer their perspective from our own experience is bound to miss the mark in many ways. For one thing, as a rule elephants have poor vision - but their sense of smell is exquisite, revealing a whole olfactory landscape that we are contentedly closed off to. Also, they do not fall romantically in love (that we know of; that their behavior indicates). Think how many other aspects of our lives are profoundly influenced by good sight and deep eros, and ask yourself what might loom equally large in an elephant's world that we ourselves would have very little grasp of. And of course there are a variety of other differences - where they live, how they live, the fact that from birth to death a female (unless something has gone wrong) will never be alone and after a certain point a male mostly will. How might these things shape a psyche?
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Sure - Why Not Put Them In Charge of Europe?
Basket-case Greece is now in charge of the EU. And so of course Greece is banning democracy for 18 hours to kick-off their presidency.
Seven Movies That Changed People's Political Views
But it's a list compiled by Slate so all of the movies mentioned shifted peoples' views towards the left (if they had an effect). And note that nearly all of them were fundamentally dishonest and manipulative with the issue in question.
The Woman Who Eats Her Mattress After Sex
Coming this season on "My Strange Addiction".
What comes after sex? According to a woman named Jennifer (who doesn't use her last name,) eating a piece of the mattress is next. On "My Strange Addition," the bizarre craving of mattress eating is highlighted. According to Seven News on Friday, the latest addition highlighted on the show has the women's family concerned as eating a mattress isn't normal.
The mattress eating woman, prefers the top, shorter section of the bed and by the time she gets down to the springs she needs to purchase another to start again. If that wasn't bizarre enough, her confession of needed to eat some of the mattress after sex to feel satisfied certainly will catch the attention of the viewers.
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Redheads
Well they're very similar to elephants in that they're dangerous and difficult to control but notably lack souls of their own.
Teh Tweet!
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Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:12 PM (xydLk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:13 PM (HsTG8)
Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma beat at January 08, 2014 07:15 PM (jy1jX)
if you want to erase my post that is fine.
sorry about that.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:15 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:15 PM (HsTG8)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Splash-Calendar-2014-11.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:15 PM (xydLk)
Posted by: mindful webworker at January 08, 2014 07:16 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: UWP at January 08, 2014 07:16 PM (2hQRj)
if you want to erase my post that is fine.
sorry about that.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 11:15 PM (9GG/0)
No, no - my vengeance will come unexpectedly when all seems forgiven and cheerful. So you have that to look forward to.
Posted by: Mætenloch at January 08, 2014 07:17 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:18 PM (xydLk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:19 PM (HsTG8)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 07:19 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 07:20 PM (sdi6R)
There is always hope.
Posted by: Yustin Tushie at January 08, 2014 07:20 PM (/rVF5)
The slow mill wheel of justice grinds SLOW but FINE!
//Conan the Millwright-Cousin of Conan the Barbarian
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:20 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:21 PM (xydLk)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:22 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: runningrn at January 08, 2014 07:22 PM (o6g4X)
Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 07:23 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Shoey at January 08, 2014 07:23 PM (vA94g)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 11:22 PM (DmNpO)
only if I could include pantsless photos 
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:23 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 08, 2014 07:24 PM (KArqF)
Soo, either she was smoking hot and had to eat a ton of mattresses...
Or else you think she'd be skinny by now, starving from lack of post sex meals...
Posted by: hmmm??? at January 08, 2014 07:24 PM (lbIW8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:24 PM (HsTG8)
They are going to simultaneously run on how awesome the Obamaconomy is and how heartless the GOP is for cutting into people being shielded from its blast zone....
make sense?
Fuck no, but it doesn't need to REALLY...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:24 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:24 PM (xydLk)
Posted by: helofixer at January 08, 2014 07:24 PM (qWrXB)
Old and busted: Carpet munchers
New hotness: Mattress eaters
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 11:20 PM (sdi6R)
Old and busted: Pillow biters
New hotness: Mattress eaters
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2014 07:25 PM (dgDV5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 08, 2014 07:26 PM (xydLk)
Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 07:26 PM (AI/EY)
1) Christie denounces his "republican" staff and distances himself.
2) Christie wonders out loud what happened to his "republican" party and people who call themselves republicans if such people are willing to "close bridges and hurt people".
3) Christie declares himself an "independent" because HIS OWN STAFF proves "republicans" are just crazy now-a-days.
4) Media laps it all up, destroys his staffs, absolves Christie as an unwitting dupe of the "republican machine".
5) Media absolves Christie just in time to promote him, against conservative wishes, as the best hope (once again) to defeat a pre-ordained H.Clinton.
6) Christie becomes Jon McCain, the media darling.
7) Republicans nominate someone other than Christie who Christie and media destroy.
H.Clinton - 2016.
Posted by: JDW at January 08, 2014 07:26 PM (dmhUI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:26 PM (qyfb5)
I spent 4 years on a flight deck launching jet aircraft.
Navy doc told me "some of my hearing might come back".
Country Western.
Next question.
Posted by: jwb7605 [/i][/u][/s][/b] at January 08, 2014 07:27 PM (3Tv+N)
Posted by: Erowmero at January 08, 2014 07:27 PM (OONaw)
Posted by: runningrn at January 08, 2014 07:27 PM (o6g4X)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 08, 2014 07:27 PM (dZGNV)
Posted by: kraftmatic velveeta bed at January 08, 2014 07:28 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 08, 2014 11:27 PM (dZGNV)
lol
we were so poor, we used sawdust
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:29 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 07:29 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:29 PM (N/cFh)
Oh okay...we are held hostage to Chrispy Chreme and his media backers then...I am *certain* they are wanting him to be our fatboy b/c they want Hillary! to lose...
that's why they are hiding Benghazi and everything...
Yeah he will be a vengeful little buddah belly, that is why I support going BB on their ass and adding to their momentum and toppling the guy.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:30 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 08, 2014 07:30 PM (1FgrF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 07:30 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 07:31 PM (AI/EY)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 08, 2014 07:32 PM (r+7wo)
Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 07:32 PM (b7yum)
42 Would anyone participate?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 11:22 PM (DmNpO) Hide posts from (DmNpO)
I will!
Posted by: Henry Waxman at January 08, 2014 07:32 PM (yapmr)
This is why I have started early in pointing out to people that he cannot win the WH. Get the word out now so that he has less support and loses the primary
Posted by: Iasonas at January 08, 2014 07:32 PM (FHNkr)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at January 08, 2014 07:32 PM (PK+r9)
Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 07:32 PM (AI/EY)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:32 PM (qyfb5)
episode 53 in "they are fucking lying about the "climate"...
American history is replete with examples of the Ohio river freezing in spots, the Potomac freezing they used to have ice skating.
It has been hotter, it has been colder because this is the part they don't tell you....
"causatives we do not even understand are in play"
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:32 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:33 PM (N/cFh)
I've swam in 35 degree water at Myrtle beach...in Feb....
kind of naked...
but I wasn't drunk...just in a mood.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:34 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 08, 2014 07:34 PM (r+7wo)
umm really?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 11:28 PM (9GG/0)
How thick does the brine have to be before you can get 29?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 07:34 PM (T1005)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 07:34 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Civil Servant at January 08, 2014 07:34 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 07:34 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:35 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:35 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 07:35 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 07:35 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:35 PM (N/cFh)
well hellllooooo Gingy
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:36 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Iasonas
Key word: 'Unelectable'. Repeat ad nauseum.
The Professional Right needs to have that shit pushed right back in their faces.
Posted by: weft cutweftweft cut-loop [/i] [/b]wep [/i] [/b] at January 08, 2014 07:36 PM (4rnGv)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 07:36 PM (sBXOp)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at January 08, 2014 07:36 PM (r+7wo)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:38 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at January 08, 2014 11:16 PM (jy1jX)
====
you are supposed to be hibernating.
Posted by: jc at January 08, 2014 07:38 PM (PlzOe)
Well it wasn't me, usually it can be b/c "mom" but I was in a bit of a mood b/c of the battle of "Bill O'Reilly Valley"
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:39 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 08, 2014 07:39 PM (dZGNV)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2014 07:40 PM (l+Dg7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:41 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 07:41 PM (b7yum)
or in the case of matress muncher...toaster's sister the blender...
"why not?" it only hurts for a little while...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:41 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:41 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 07:41 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:42 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2014 07:42 PM (ZKKnP)
You wanted: companionship
you settled: on eyecandy
You got: your soul sucked out
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:42 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Jenny the Hutt at January 08, 2014 07:43 PM (EcHOO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:44 PM (DmNpO)
Also, I don't have to get my boobs replaced with newer models (although it's about time, I've had these ones for 30 years and two children). Three strangers played with the girls today and declared that I don't have any cancery things in 'em.
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:29 PM (N/cFh)
At least it wasn't PIV rape, like you get from your husband.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 07:44 PM (T1005)
Eh, he did a little bit of goofing on them last night. Didn't really strike me as funny, but I think he's forgotten how to be funny: http://preview.tinyurl.com/krpk7b6
Of course, he was funny at one time and once had some fun with Al Gore's global warming poem: http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8gy23j
Posted by: Calvin at January 08, 2014 07:44 PM (K4D8V)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 08, 2014 07:45 PM (dfYL9)
It's a dark story...our ten svelte model was at Kraft for a Photo Spread when suddenly a storm blew in and she ran into an open building across the street with lettering unnoticed overhead...the door shutting behind her she never got to read "Serta" before her night of degradation, humiliation, absolution, and triumph began....
//BoxSpringConfessions
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:45 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 08, 2014 07:45 PM (1Boes)
Thanks for reminding me I need to get mine felt up by some random people too.
Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 11:35 PM (PGO8C)
Like Moron catnip........
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2014 07:46 PM (dgDV5)
Posted by: Beagle at January 08, 2014 07:46 PM (09Gmy)
Posted by: D1St at January 08, 2014 07:46 PM (fIkHQ)
Posted by: Hannibal Barca at January 08, 2014 07:46 PM (Txl/u)
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2014 07:47 PM (FcR7P)
No, elephants prefer order, recognize leaders, and bargain with one another relatively fairly....
not like our simian cousins...
some of them engage in plots, theft and murder.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:47 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2014 07:48 PM (ZKKnP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:48 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 07:48 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 07:48 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2014 07:49 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 07:49 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 08, 2014 07:49 PM (AjiwO)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 07:49 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:50 PM (DmNpO)
Propaganda, I am pretty certain there is not ~9% homosexuality...
It's junk.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:50 PM (TE35l)
Hmm. Did that excuse fly for your SAT scores?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2014 07:50 PM (Txl/u)
Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 07:50 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 07:51 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 07:51 PM (BHAyP)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 07:52 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 07:53 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 07:53 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2014 07:54 PM (ZKKnP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:54 PM (DmNpO)
Word, yo!!!
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at January 08, 2014 07:54 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 07:54 PM (BHAyP)
UberFacts þ@UberFacts 31s
For each older brother a male has, he is 33% more likely to be homosexual - However, this isn't the same for women.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 11:48 PM (DmNpO)
There was a study a while back that showed men who had older brothers were more likely to be homosexual, but the numbers were nowhere close to 33%.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 07:55 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:55 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: George Donner at January 08, 2014 07:56 PM (Txl/u)
Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 07:56 PM (AI/EY)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 08, 2014 07:56 PM (9CBig)
Word, yo!!!
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at January 08, 2014 11:54 PM (HVI5a)
The BH is taller than I am.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 07:57 PM (T1005)
Seven movies is the headline, but the list is 1-5.
Slate must be a liberal web-zine. They do not understand math.
Posted by: rd at January 08, 2014 07:57 PM (D+lxs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 07:57 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 07:57 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:57 PM (DmNpO)
I thought it was allegedly ~12% anyway it's good to know that women with sisters are all straight as arrows...or uh they get turned sapphic by romance novels or...
What crap....
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 07:57 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 07:57 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: David Carradine at January 08, 2014 07:58 PM (jucos)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 08, 2014 07:58 PM (9CBig)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 07:59 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 07:59 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 07:59 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 07:59 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: EUSSR at January 08, 2014 07:59 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2014 07:59 PM (ZKKnP)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 07:59 PM (lZBBB)
Just gotta share: I had the best. lunch. evah. today at Ritter's SKC, a cajun-style restaurant, in Santa Ana CA. Great big bowl of beautiful red bouillabase. (Spelling's probably wrong, but oh well.) Spicy and packed with great flavor.
If there's ever an Orange County AoS meetup, we've got to have it there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:00 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:00 PM (DmNpO)
And he was not a big guy. He was about 5'5" and weighed about 150 lbs.
I used to give him such grief over that.
Posted by: navybrat at January 08, 2014 08:01 PM (AW7Gr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 08, 2014 08:01 PM (aDwsi)
See you(like me) must surrender to the wisdom of PiV Avenger's missive on sexuality and sexual congress...
We must stop subjugating the women and accept our innate and totes naturally dominant homosexuality.
You and I may not remember our XY bearer stick it in everything that moves but our fellow XYs brainwashing but I do feel a strange attraction to light sockets....
if that's not proof what is?
//Kos Kid
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:01 PM (TE35l)
Don't tell her I said that or I might be eating a mattress.
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2014 11:59 PM (ZKKnP)
I AM NOT A JUMBO SIZE MATTRESS!!!!!
Posted by: mrs. freaked at January 08, 2014 08:01 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 08, 2014 08:02 PM (1Boes)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 08, 2014 08:02 PM (WlWt+)
Posted by: George Donner
Especially with the polar vortex going around
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 11:57 PM (ynfbw)<<<
Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer.
Posted by: Jack Sprat at January 08, 2014 08:02 PM (lbIW8)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2014 08:03 PM (2/rJ6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 08:03 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2014 12:00 AM (HVI5a)
that would be awesome
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:03 PM (9GG/0)
it's still over what was stated in more serious sources, and I am still leery of the quantification by sample size.
Anyway whatevs BirdFeed you caught me I am the oldest surviving male with two male miscarriages before me and a younger brother...
Boy I sure dodged that bullet...hey BTW what about half siblings?
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:04 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Planet Express at January 08, 2014 08:04 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: soothsayer at January 08, 2014 08:04 PM (BHAyP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:05 PM (DmNpO)
yeah I still remember my freshman year college roommate claiming that he had a buddy whose penis broke during intercourse. never really believed him. but hey if there are shows like that on Tv, maybe it was true after all
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:05 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 08:05 PM (N/cFh)
I've also made it a goal to have dinner at a real (i.e. not Outback or Black Angus) steakhouse before 2014 ends. Right now I'm torn between trying Stubrik's, a spicier-style place in Fullerton, or Dal Rae, a classic-style place that's been open since the 1950s (or so I've heard) in Pico Rivera. Or maybe I could just go to Mastro's in Newport Beach.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:05 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2014 08:05 PM (Q6HBD)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:06 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:59 PM (N/cFh)
Close, I'm Half-Asian, wear glasses, have some red hair in my beard, and have moobs. How many older brothers does Dave have?
Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 08:06 PM (sBXOp)
come on out here and have some real midwest BBQ
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:06 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 08, 2014 08:07 PM (G5cc0)
Well....I was thinking it *all* had to be fake right...?
Then I started reading police reports todays of full sized revolvers up the male off-ramp and bulldog sized revolvers in hoo-hoos....sometimes loaded...
evidently I am not as savvy to the limits of the human form as I had thought, and I *am* "fairly" savvy.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:07 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 08:07 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Topless chicks chasing guy off cliff in the holy grail at January 08, 2014 08:07 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: mindful webworker at January 08, 2014 08:08 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: traye at January 08, 2014 08:08 PM (AI/EY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2014 12:07 AM (HVI5a)
well get your butt out here. flights to Kansas City are cheap
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:08 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: lindafell at January 08, 2014 08:08 PM (PGO8C)
Supposedly they have both wagyu and kobe steaks available in all the classic cuts. Of course the wagyu steaks are slightly more affordable.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:09 PM (HVI5a)
. Posted by: Thrawn at January 08, 2014 08:09 PM (WlWt+)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:09 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:09 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 08:10 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 08, 2014 08:10 PM (G5cc0)
Posted by: The Cramps at January 08, 2014 08:10 PM (2/rJ6)
I thought it was allegedly ~12% anyway it's good to know that women with sisters are all straight as arrows...or uh they get turned sapphic by romance novels or...
What crap....
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 11:57 PM (TE35l)
What the hell are you talking about?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 08:10 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2014 08:10 PM (Q6HBD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2014 12:09 AM (HVI5a)
well good. come during the month of may. we will close the city down.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:11 PM (9GG/0)
True story -- my dad used to sort of half-rhythmically chant to himself and we always thought it was an odd affectation.....but then my mom got him Marty Robbins' "Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs" and we realized, to our shock, that he had been attempting to sing many of the songs on that album. The meter was so butchered as to be unrecognizable, and he had no sense of pitch -- but the lyrics matched, even through the choruses!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 08:11 PM (T1005)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 09, 2014 12:05 AM (9GG/0)
Closest I ever came to something like that was having a drunk chick on top who decided to fall backwards. I thought she was gonna break it off in her. yeah...fucking ouch.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 08:11 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2014 08:11 PM (2/rJ6)
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2014 08:12 PM (ZKKnP)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 08, 2014 08:12 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:12 PM (DmNpO)
I can't kill him. I'd be deported.
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 09, 2014 12:05 AM (N/cFh)
The best line I ever heard was from a woman that I worked with in El Paso when ranting about her boyfriend. Someone joked that she should withhold sex and she replied, "Why would I punish myself. I just won't feed him."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 08:13 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:13 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2014 12:11 AM (FMbng)
*shudder*
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:13 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:13 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 08, 2014 08:15 PM (AymDN)
Let me look that up in my WebMD android app.
Let's see, we've got Corkscrew Penis, Depressed Penis, Schizophrenic Penis, Hefner Syndrome, and Anthony Weiner's Disease, but no Broken Penis entry. Dayum.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:15 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: ER Doctor at January 08, 2014 08:15 PM (2/rJ6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:15 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:15 PM (4Bm9C)
The Bridge Scandal is kind of ironic being that Christie loudly and arrogantly burned his bridges with conservatives.
The Fat Fuck was always at the head of the crowd shitting on Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, or Sarah Palin and now the fucker is going to cry that we're not running to his rescue
Not me. I'm like Paul Sorvino in that scene from Goodfellas where Henry Hill comes crying for help after disobeying him and lying about it...
"You looked me right in the eye and lied to me, you treated me like I was a fucking jerk, like I was nothing to you... Now I'm going to turn my back"
Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2014 08:16 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 09, 2014 12:13 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 08:17 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:17 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2014 08:17 PM (j7iSn)
1. Red Dawn - the awakening
2. Clockwork Orange - PolySci 101
3. Brazil - PolSci 102
4. Waiting for Superman - sealed the deal on Catholic school for the kids
5. Not without my daughter - Introduction to Islam
6. Green Berets - the song alone ...
7. Black Hawk Down - Fuck you Warren Christopher
Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2014 08:17 PM (4JkHl)
Have never been to the El Dorado or Lawry's, but they're on my bucket list as well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:17 PM (HVI5a)
Reminds me of an old "Loveline" segment, when some guy called in with an issue. Seems he had had a piercing, the second "had" being the operative word. His gf also had some piercings. About a week before, they got caught on each other and his tore out; he was "in a lot of pain, and my schlong is really red and it's got something leaking out of it."
Dr. Drew was freaking out, yelling at the guy to go to the ER immediately; Adam Carolla was cracking hysterical jokes and asking the guy inane questions and keeping him on the line.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 08:18 PM (sBXOp)
Posted by: navybrat at January 08, 2014 08:18 PM (AW7Gr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 08:18 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: lazeboy at January 08, 2014 08:18 PM (ZKKnP)
http://www.gagreport.com/bizarrenews_10_5_05_broken_boner.htm
because that looks kinda like bs, because there aren't actually any bones in a boner it's all blood
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:19 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:19 PM (DmNpO)
I miss Stanley Kubrick so much it hurts...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:19 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:19 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: The Nerdy Hat at January 08, 2014 08:19 PM (AymDN)
How is life in North Carolina? How is Thor?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 08:19 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: ER Doctor at January 08, 2014 08:19 PM (2/rJ6)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 08, 2014 11:59 PM (N/cFh)
Close, I'm Half-Asian, wear glasses, have some red hair in my beard, and have moobs. How many older brothers does Dave have?
Posted by: Country Singer at January 09, 2014 12:06 AM (sBXOp)
And that, mein freunds, is why I couldn't possibly leave The Horde.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 08:20 PM (T1005)
Why are you still trying to decipher that mess? He NEVER makes sense.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 09, 2014 12:19 AM (ynfbw)
I'm a glutton for punishment.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 08:20 PM (lr3d7)
tell me about it. I sat up so fucking fast that if there was a boulder
laying on my chest I could have took out a castle wall.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2014 12:17 AM (FMbng)
wow.
hope Mr. Happy is still happy
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:20 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:21 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2014 12:18 AM (AW7Gr)
yeah no kidding. which makes me shudder all the more.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:21 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:22 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 08, 2014 08:23 PM (G5cc0)
"my schlong is really red and it's got something leaking out of it."
huhuhuh uh huhuh uh huhuhuh...
Posted by: butthead at January 08, 2014 08:23 PM (9gNQd)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 08:23 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:23 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: Not Superfan Giovanni at January 08, 2014 08:23 PM (R6JT1)
♫ Penis penis penis, penis penis penis ♪
♪ Penis penis penis, penis penis penis ♫
♫ Penis penis penis, penis penis penis ♪
...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:23 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:24 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2014 08:24 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:25 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 08, 2014 08:25 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:25 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2014 08:25 PM (Q6HBD)
Have never been to the El Dorado or Lawry's, but they're on my bucket list as well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2014 12:17 AM (HVI5a)
I actually did a two-week temp job at Lawry's. Long story.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 08:25 PM (T1005)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:26 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:26 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 08:26 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 09, 2014 12:18 AM (4Bm9C)
TAMMY!!!!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 08:26 PM (T1005)
Posted by: RWC at January 08, 2014 08:27 PM (Q6HBD)
Amusingly enough, my red-haired paternal grandmother once accused my brown-haired mother of having an affair, because my father had black hair and so I couldn't possibly be his kid, see?
Yeah, how about you put yourself some basic genetics knowledge, grandma? No, wait, you're right; it's not like any genetic trait ever skips a generation or anything. That's just crazy talk!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2014 08:27 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 09, 2014 12:23 AM (ojnk6)
In some situations, yes, I am fine with it. Now what does that have to do with my confusion about Sven's comment earlier. Or are you just trying to stir up shit to compensate for your miniscule little dick?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 08:27 PM (lr3d7)
Some University had a study out saying that there was a ~12-15% increase IIRC based on hormonal interactions in successive male pregnancies.
BuzzFeed's story has basis in something I read on one of the web MD type sites or scientific american maybe...
Here's the article from SA that explains the research arc...
http://tinyurl.com/2vggfyy
The study goes back to 1996, initial hypothesis was the presence of male siblings(step, half or full) causes the increase, they found genetic correlation but no evidence of mere social.
The numbers being thrown around were a little less IIRC, but the idea initially seemed to be a big statistical survey type activity.
My reservation and snark is based on drawing or asserting %s of incidence in a sample size 1/33d my hometown....
Here is a 2006 article from NBC same team...
http://tinyurl.com/ltk446x
But, he added, this needs to be looked at in context of the overall rate of homosexuality in men, which he suggested is about 3 percent. With several older brothers the rate may increase from 3 percent to 5 percent, he said, but that still means 95 percent of men with several older brothers are heterosexual.
I recalled this story on one of my layovers up north, it must have been right before this.
I based the 12-15% on the lower overall rate of incidence they cited in 2006.
It looks like they are asserting they have found the increased order of probability and are not stating an upper range limit in the most recent reports is why I got leery.
I have no problem believing the crux of the hypothesis as reported males are in a different and more active in some ways gestation early on.
What rankles me is the presentation of the data, and reports not stressing when aired the relatively small sample size.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:27 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:28 PM (4Bm9C)
Wow, small world cthulhu. I did too, had a stint as waitstaff there. Got two and a half weeks into the job, and then on of my legs ripped. Damn cheap femskin suit...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:28 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:29 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:29 PM (4Bm9C)
I explained my issue with the article Alex.
Up above ~12:27....
It's ok you're confused I am zoning...
I heard about this on a layover around 2005-2006 up in Quebec on the CBC.
The asserted impact of the pregnancies was less in the prior reporting.
Happy hunting.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:30 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 08:30 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 09, 2014 12:26 AM (4Bm9C)
Hmm, depends when we talked last. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 08:30 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:31 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:31 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2014 08:31 PM (Txl/u)
What rankles me is the presentation of the data, and reports not stressing when aired the relatively small sample size.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:27 AM (TE35l)
Thanks for the clarification!
I've never bought into the notion that homosexuality is exclusively a genetic thing. In fact, I don't even think the causes are the same between men and women. Sure, some people are "born that way", but I think that a significant portion, or even the majority, engage in homosexual behavior due to factors other than a "gay gene".
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 08:32 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2014 08:32 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2014 12:18 AM (AW7Gr) <<<
Bone(r) graft.
Posted by: Dr. Johnson Hertz at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (lbIW8)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (b7yum)
I am also leery of that heh.
The problem with the Canadian Study in play here to me has always been sample size, now it is bigger when I first heard of it it was ~ 933 or so and I do not have a problem with the science that there is a natal biological event going on the assertion of % being reported as "the science is settled" is a pet peeve....
ah well reporters what the fuck can you do about 'em?
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: George Donner at January 08, 2014 11:56 PM (Txl/u)
more cushion for da pushin
but like my daddy always says "fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride till someone sees ya"
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 08:33 PM (LGFTn)
Same here. Last movie I saw in a theater was Act of Valor.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 08:34 PM (sBXOp)
Mark Wahlberg seems to have surprisingly good values for a Hollywood superstar these days. Same with Robert Downey Jr.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:34 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:34 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:34 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:34 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2014 08:35 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:35 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 08:35 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:36 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 08:36 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 08:36 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2014 08:36 PM (/96QU)
I been in Funkytown. And I need to snap out of it.
How are you and your lovely BH?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 09, 2014 12:29 AM (4Bm9C)
We're doin' ok -- the BH is currently in Greensboro, NC, but just for a week.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 08:36 PM (T1005)
I'm a pretty big fan of Ferguson as well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2014 08:36 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:37 PM (ynfbw)
I been in Funkytown. And I need to snap out of it.
How are you and your lovely BH?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 09, 2014 12:29 AM (4Bm9C)
Does that mean you're coming back more regularly?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 08:37 PM (T1005)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 08:38 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread knows it's Clobberin' Time at January 08, 2014 08:38 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: George Donner at January 08, 2014 08:38 PM (Txl/u)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 08:38 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:39 PM (4Bm9C)
You said it brother!!
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at January 08, 2014 08:39 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2014 08:39 PM (ZKKnP)
Posted by: MAx at January 09, 2014 12:33 AM (b7yum)
Not at the moment. I wish I did. Well, there is a 62 strat here thats in an early 70's case, but its not mine.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 08:39 PM (FMbng)
In college while doing some reading on Deviant Behavior Psychology I came across an analysis of the rate of incest in Saskatchewan and Manitoba.
They claimed it was ~145% higher than in Ontario and New York.
Blew my mind, and I am not engaged in snark and given it's been about 18 years I may be off....
it made an impact.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:40 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 08:40 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:41 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:42 PM (4Bm9C)
Ace did a really good bit once on the cult of credentials the nation has fallen into. I watched a vid of Crichton obliterating it. People hear "Climate Scientist" and they assume the credential means something VERY different than the curricula vitae.
Just one of my pet peeves.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:42 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 08:42 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 08:42 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 08, 2014 08:43 PM (4Bm9C)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:43 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 08:44 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 08, 2014 08:44 PM (N/cFh)
Is it OK to ask a "Climate Scientist" where they studied "Climate Scientology"? Or is that bad form?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2014 08:44 PM (wSrLR)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 09, 2014 12:38 AM (ojnk6)
If you want to discuss the Minnesota law, then by all means post a link to the article and voice your opinion. That is not what you did here. Instead you brought up comments I made in a thread from several days ago, without any reason or anything new to add to the discussion. That's in poor taste.
I'm not interested in rehashing that battle right now, so go somewhere else.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 08:45 PM (lr3d7)
That also would not shock me, given how seriously rural families take the institution of patrimony and family legacy.
Quebec is its own world.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:45 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2014 12:44 AM (wSrLR)
I am SO using that from now on.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 08:45 PM (sBXOp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:46 PM (ynfbw)
Heh nice line, I may borrow it. One could argue the scientologist gets less destructive instruction on the scientific method, which is to say "none."
Crichton was pretty hot about the difference in science and math backgrounds between meteorology, and CS....
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:47 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 08:47 PM (7kkQJ)
I googled "Climate Scientology" after I posted, turns out Forbes beat me to it by about five years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 08, 2014 08:48 PM (wSrLR)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 08:49 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:50 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 08:50 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 09, 2014 12:44 AM (wSrLR)
I am SO using that from now on.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 09, 2014 12:
Both groups of clowns will be suing you.
Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2014 08:50 PM (4JkHl)
Alright, I'm off to bed. Everyone have a good night!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 08, 2014 08:51 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2014 12:50 AM (4JkHl)
All they'll get is my dirty socks, because that's about all I have.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 08, 2014 08:51 PM (sBXOp)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 08:52 PM (qyfb5)
Thanks, I was not angry...I have a good memory but it is eroding...
When I was younger I would have recalled a year more quickly and where the study was from...
I had to do two searches. I am slipping. Feels like the end of 2001...
my mind is going DAVE....
The things that amuses me, and the bemusement is not directed at the gay community itself, is the breathless nature and agenda behind the way this dataset is being slung around.
I am not certain the homosexual activist community will enjoy it, when building on this research scientists isolate the antibody in play and experiment on suppression.
I am almost certain they will raise hell when gene splicing and massaging allow you to pick your child's sexual orientation.
Science is seldom pure good, or pure evil and in honesty its morality is in how other scientists use legacy datasets and analysis and how engineers and doctors use the results.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:52 PM (TE35l)
It's not yours YET is what you mean, amirite??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 09, 2014 12:42 AM (4Bm9C)
yeah, no hiding that shit from you, is there? lol
Well if he did ever decide to sell it I might be inclined. Its the one I refinished in fiesta red for a friend. Its had a little bit of a rough life, its been refinished at least 3 times, and had a few small mods so it would be somewhat cheap considering. It plays and sounds killer, but not being that much of a strat dude the timing would have to be right. In other words there better not be anything in my sights at the time he decides to sell it. The guitar has a very very fucked up history. The dude who has it now got it from a some crazy bastard who actually was up in a tree fapping in the middle of winter, and fell out of the tree and died by freezing to death.
A guitar like that would give the stash the fucking cooties. I would say its tainted on a hysterical insane level.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 08:52 PM (FMbng)
I'll leave you with this classic, "My Kinda Lover" by Billy Squier...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFbV3zbjjU
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 08, 2014 08:52 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 08:52 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:53 PM (ynfbw)
much more subtle and broad based rolodexs as well...
I used to run on ARS
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:55 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 08, 2014 08:55 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Queen at January 08, 2014 08:55 PM (BXLPR)
First, certain amoral cultures will make an in-utero test for it and abort. The others will us it for visa applications and police purposes. This a bad place for gheys to go.
Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2014 08:56 PM (4JkHl)
Posted by: Soylent Co. at January 08, 2014 08:56 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 08:57 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 08:57 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 08:57 PM (vJdyz)
Thoughts, prayers, and a sincere hope for full recovery.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 08:59 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 08:59 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 08:59 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: pumkin chucking at January 08, 2014 09:00 PM (vWfzT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 09:00 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 08, 2014 09:00 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 09:01 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: SARDiver at January 08, 2014 09:01 PM (LgxPj)
That's my fear as well. I am particularly close to a bisexual non-activist type. I have a genuine fear for the world they may one day face, it may look like the activists are at the top of the world but the position may well be ephemeral here and non-existent outside of the crumbling western civilization they take such glee in attacking.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 09:02 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 09, 2014 01:00 AM (AymDN)
sadly Youtube has pulled the trailer for Dekamori Senran Kagura 
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 09:02 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 09:03 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 08, 2014 09:03 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 09, 2014 01:03 AM (AymDN)
it was beautiful man and my whole gaming thread revolved the two new Senran Kagura games
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 09:04 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:04 PM (7kkQJ)
And he was not a big guy. He was about 5'5" and weighed about 150 lbs.
I used to give him such grief over that.
Posted by: navybrat at January 09, 2014 12:01 AM (AW7Gr)
A bass player I spent some time in a band with was like that. He liked really big chicks, well any chick, but a lot were really big chicks. Me and the other guitar player called it "mining asteroids" when someone would ask where he was off to.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 09:05 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 08, 2014 09:05 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 08, 2014 09:05 PM (G5cc0)
"The first to arrive will be Dekamori Senran Kagura, which is described as a "hyper big breasts cooking rhythm game." Losing means stripping in the Meteorise-developed game, which features 22 songs and hits Vita in Japan on March 20."
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 09:06 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: MAx at January 08, 2014 09:06 PM (b7yum)
Probably, it's gonna be funny when I'd wager the second generation of tailor babies starts looking at their progenitors as pets.
The left has done a pretty good job of demonizing robots, my position has always been that coupled with a resistant in the pursuit of genuine AI based sentience robotics is less a dangerous pursuit for lack of emotions in the new arguably superior physical being than the likelihood of emotional malignancy and sociopathic boredom in a turbocharged genetically brushed innately emotional of varying stability Tailor Human mind.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 09:07 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2014 09:08 PM (ynfbw)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 09:08 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
Max, I am not ignoring you. Ordinarily it is a matter of courtesy to not carry over too much business unless a person is a known troll. I apologize I did not intervene and let you know that Colorado Alex and I were getting on fine, I am capable of very decent writing and analysis but I also type some absolutely indecipherable babble sometimes on purpose.
Please accept my apology if I have caused any grief.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 09:10 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 09:11 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 09:13 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: What was the question? at January 08, 2014 09:13 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:10 AM (TE35l)
I'm the opposite. I'm mostly indecipherable babble with brief moments of clarity. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 09:13 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Arnbjorn at January 08, 2014 09:14 PM (2Yu3N)
Posted by: Penumbras & Pneumatics at January 08, 2014 09:14 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:14 PM (7kkQJ)
Thoughts, prayers, and a sincere hope for full recovery.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:59 AM (TE35l)
Dipping in late and off the wrong foot -- took off my shoes, and seeing them laying on the ground reminded me that I had to get the trash to the curb tonight.
Thoughts and prayers for your BIL from R'lyeh. So far as cancers go, this doesn't sound like the worst -- but all cancers are horrible ordeals. Is he your sister's hub, or your wife's bro?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 09:15 PM (T1005)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:16 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Xenu at January 08, 2014 09:16 PM (AymDN)
Bebe, try the Ignore Script. It's greeet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 01:00 AM (qyfb5)
Where do you get this Ignore Script? If it involves more than a stroll though some Kobolds and a saving throw against lice, you can count me out -- I ain't fightin' no friggin' blue dragon for some jive-ass parchment, yo!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 09:18 PM (T1005)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 09:18 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: Arnbjorn at January 08, 2014 09:20 PM (2Yu3N)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:22 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 08, 2014 09:22 PM (N/cFh)
example = Tamara Holder who Hanity has on from time to time
Posted by: Arnbjorn at January 09, 2014 01:20 AM (2Yu3N)
Man no shit. Having dinner with that chick probably amounts to little more than sticking her in a corner and feeding her with a slingshot.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 09:23 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 09:24 PM (lZBBB)
People have imbued the greatest mass murderers with some imagined genetic superiority or superior intellect that is in all likelihood lacking.
Stalin was malformed in span man of slightly above average intellect, bearing good reading ability with a highly analytic for patterning mind. Had he stayed on at divinity school I could easily see him as having been happy as a librarian. A great manager, but not someone who could engage in new engineering.
Hitler was a below average in physical stature, slightly above average in potential intellect of an artistic bent with some organizational skills lacking in Stalin's pattern seeking mind. He had an above average instinctive grasp of group dynamic psychology. It is easy to wonder whether the world would even know of him had he either made it in art, or stayed in the Wehrmacht.
My point is that unquiet minds in slightly below average to above average bodies coupled with 115-130 IQs have raised plenty of hell. The planet is at some point going to have bio-engineered beings on it with superior intellects coupled with in all likelihood as susceptible to environmental stessor emotional equilibrium. The tantrums will be epic.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 09:25 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2014 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 01:22 AM (DmNpO)
I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read that. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 09:26 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:26 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 08, 2014 09:27 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke, who likes making rockets go off at January 08, 2014 09:27 PM (AymDN)
Skynet doesn't have to build itself, and in all honesty why *would* we build it?
I think the temptation for Tailor Babies will outweigh wanting an Eniac that can talk to you and eclipse your entire possible "spatial" knowledge potential in milliseconds.
We're a proud species, perhaps overly proud. I don't think we will make that leap as lightly as some do.
The thing is who isn't a proud papa, and who would not want LITERALLY the best "treatment" for your baby money can buy?
I look hard at plastic surgery addiction, parents buying their daughters boob job early and I shudder....
one day we may have Kardasians with 185 IQs.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 09:28 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 08, 2014 09:29 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 09:30 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 08, 2014 09:32 PM (G5cc0)
Y'all hang in there and enjoy the "heat wave" that is starting tomorrow and should last 'til midweek.
I'm certain if it breaks an average of 72 by Sunday Choom and the Gang will not be invoking "global warmenening"...
Night-o all, and remember don't drink and park accidents cause people.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 08, 2014 09:32 PM (TE35l)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 09:32 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: thread killing done right at January 08, 2014 09:33 PM (R6JT1)
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:28 AM (TE35l)
In her case it will just result in a fat ass that can command the boobs to do circus tricks
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 09:34 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:36 PM (7kkQJ)
Pol Pot?
Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2014 09:36 PM (4JkHl)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 09:37 PM (LGFTn)
From Wiki
At typical salinity it freezes at about −2 °C (28 °F).[1] The coldest seawater ever recorded (in a liquid state) was in 2010, in a stream under an Antarctic glacier, and measured −2.6 °C (27.3 °F).[2]
Posted by: bill-o at January 08, 2014 09:37 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Arnbjorn at January 08, 2014 09:38 PM (2Yu3N)
Posted by: Arnbjorn at January 08, 2014 09:39 PM (2Yu3N)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2014 09:40 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 09:41 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:41 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Arnbjorn at January 09, 2014 01:38 AM (2Yu3N)
Eleanor Clift
and the clear winner 800 years running....... Helen Thomas
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 09:42 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 08, 2014 09:42 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Arnbjorn at January 09, 2014 01:38 AM (2Yu3N)<<<
Debbie Wasaman-Shitz
Lindsey Graham
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 09:42 PM (zQDQC)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 08, 2014 09:45 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:47 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 08, 2014 09:48 PM (vgd4f)
I don;t know if you have the opportunity to just "give them a break" sometimes, it helps me to "get out of my life" for a little while.Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 09:49 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Emily at January 08, 2014 09:49 PM (7Rn+/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:49 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:51 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Piercello at January 08, 2014 09:51 PM (P4dpU)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 09:53 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: Arnbjorn at January 08, 2014 09:53 PM (2Yu3N)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 09:54 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 08, 2014 09:54 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 09:55 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 09, 2014 01:48 AM (vgd4f)
gonna need something stronger than beer
myself, there is no chance I vote in the next presidential election
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 09:55 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 09:57 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 09:58 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 09:58 PM (LIQGY)
Oh I know, y'all gotta work in the am to pay for the clingers on.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 09, 2014 01:54 AM (vgd4f)
I'm off the rest of the week. maybe next week too. Thanks obama, ya prick.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 09:58 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 09:59 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 08, 2014 09:59 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2014 10:00 PM (vJdyz)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 09, 2014 01:58 AM (LIQGY)
She's banging James Carville ?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2014 10:00 PM (FMbng)
Wait. Wait. Wait. Did you mean it as Hillary/Christie cause they'll be on the same ticket by then?
If so then I choose Cruz/Lee.
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 10:01 PM (zQDQC)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:02 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 08, 2014 10:02 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 09, 2014 01:57 AM (LIQGY)<<<
If there's a Moron Horde invasion of either or, then sure that could work.
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 10:04 PM (zQDQC)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 10:06 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:07 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 08, 2014 10:07 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 10:08 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 10:09 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:10 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 09, 2014 02:07 AM (LIQGY)<<<
Certainly a few of the well armed 'ettes would be enough to carve out a suitable territory.
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 10:11 PM (zQDQC)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:11 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:14 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 10:16 PM (LGFTn)
Whaaa?!?!?! Where was that? Nope. Don't even want to know.
If it's not a Cruz, or Lee, or West, or Palin type, steel backboned, Constitutionally committed Conservative... I give up.
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 10:16 PM (zQDQC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 09, 2014 02:12 AM (IN7k+)
You can't see the third one? Must not've paid for AoS Prime. All the cool kids are commenting there.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 10:16 PM (T1005)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:17 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2014 10:18 PM (7kkQJ)
Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at January 08, 2014 10:18 PM (dTh2r)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 09, 2014 02:14 AM (LIQGY)<<<
Well, the money and Espanol might be a little moredifficult. But sure can scrounge up a big knife and some bug spray.
I'm game.
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 10:20 PM (zQDQC)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 10:20 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 10:20 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2014 10:20 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 10:24 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:25 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 10:27 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:29 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:31 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 02:27 AM (qyfb5)<<<
Sooo, you and cthulu are close?
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 10:31 PM (zQDQC)
Last time around, I voted for Newt in the primary; our state is sooooo late in the primary process that it was him or Perry (already withdrawn) or that fuckstick Rombley.
And yeah, I voted for the fuckstick over the uber fuckhead.
Next go round in '16, I will vote -- but if it ain't Rand or Cruz, I'll probably write myself in. I just can't not participate.
Consider it a license to bitch.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2014 10:31 PM (wNF3N)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 10:32 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 02:32 AM (qyfb5)<<<
You're in Japan?
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 08, 2014 10:35 PM (zQDQC)
And they probably have ampersands, too. Bastards.
BTW, have you seen 3041 around?
Or joffen? He hasn't replied to my email.
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 09, 2014 02:24 AM (LGFTn)
I got a ping back from Joffen, no sign of the other guy. I'll send Joffen a nag in a bit -- he's on a smartphone, so his internet <-> user interface is bandwidth-limited.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 10:36 PM (T1005)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 08, 2014 10:37 PM (LIQGY)
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 09, 2014 02:31 AM (zQDQC) Hide posts from (zQDQC)
Not that close!
Cooth's just not my only tentacled friend, that's all.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 02:32 AM (qyfb5)
So you're two-timing me?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 10:38 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 10:40 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 10:41 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 10:45 PM (LGFTn)
I was thinking of giving him a cal .
The other night, he said he didn't have to go to work until 8pm the next day, so I figure he may be up?
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 09, 2014 02:45 AM (LGFTn)
He's working a 7-11, so they probably jack his schedule pretty regularly. If you do get hold of him, tell 'im I said "hi" and I won't stop looking for refrigerator pics until I get some.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 10:48 PM (T1005)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 08, 2014 10:59 PM (LGFTn)
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 08, 2014 11:07 PM (vgd4f)
And now that I'm finally starting to wake up, it's time to go to sleep! Because potato!Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 08, 2014 11:10 PM (qyfb5)
_________
I don't even know what that means, but will do.
I just sent him a text. We'll see.
BTW - I was that (757) call that came in while you we're talking to him. He called back & we ended up talking 'til sunrise.
Just got a beep on my phone - maybe that's him...
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 09, 2014 02:59 AM (LGFTn)
"Refrigerator pictures" are the things your kids draw that you put up on your fridge. Joffen's got a lovely little girl, and I happen to know he buys crayons for her, so I know there are "refrigerator pics" to be had.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 08, 2014 11:12 PM (T1005)
Just finished watching "V for Vendetta". Really it's more like a graphic novel or comic book than some pivotal movie IMO.
Whoever's bangin' Natalie Portman has my undying respect
Posted by: MAx at January 09, 2014 12:09 AM (b7yum)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2014 01:43 AM (xq1UY)
I missed this ONT, the last one I saw was Chemjeff's emergency ONT. I watched an old Sopranos episode on demand & ordered a new sweatshirt jacket from LL Bean. I am sick of Eddie Bauer's jackets falling apart, zippers coming out in the dryer.
Someone else agreed with me that EB is as bad as Old Navy in the past few weeks. My older brother ordered on from LLB and came up here to show me that it is of much higher quality than EB and it was on sale.
Good Morning. I'm working from home today.
I was going to yesterday but had to take a nap for a while, It ended up being a four hour nap & then took another long one.
I'm using Windows 7 computer which means I have no ampersands!
I haven't been on this site with a Windows computer in almost two years. The formatting buttons I see here do not work.
I do not see them on Mac, but what difference does it make if they do not work.
Posted by: Carol at January 09, 2014 01:55 AM (z4WKX)
I am a PC, not a mac..of course I would be I am not a beautiful enough artist to get apple products...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:05 AM (TE35l)
It got so cold, I was almost as cool as Keef Oberman thinks Obama is...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:06 AM (TE35l)
I see the Powerball has rolled over.
Are we finally over the long national nightmare of the Femskins aka Oprah and Michelle?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:10 AM (+Ifkm)
Via Breitbart,
Hey EVERYBODY! Great News we're gonna get a fair investigation not a whitewash on Lerner's IRS Abuses...
Bosserman's leadership raises all sorts of questions about the investigation's fairness. Rep. Issa's investigations revealed that she has been a loyal financial backer of the DNC since 2004 and has donated multiple times personally to President Obama's two campaigns. Her personal donation total reaches $6,750 to both the party and President Obama.
Oh.... hey Barack that'd be like having *me* investigate Mitt Romney...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:13 AM (TE35l)
Operation Polar Apocalypse seems to be just about done...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:14 AM (TE35l)
V for Vendetta is extremely deep for a Neo-Annarchist's invariably shallow mind...
and whomever is banging Ms Portman, Ms Portman is likely banging herself.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:16 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 09, 2014 02:16 AM (9GG/0)
Five months after elephant tusks were stolen from the Washington DC city hall police announced they are missing. They can't even give an exact date on when the tusks were stolen. Someone check Marion Berry.
http://tinyurl.com/kzzxmzk
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:17 AM (+Ifkm)
Lou I have been seeing various Hillary! Shit since we built the house up in Indiana in 09....
The reason I am fairly certain she'll win is I see many a soccer mom up north with a fading GOP bumper sticker and a Ready for Hillary! bumper sticker as well...
Now I'd be *almost* tempted just to get in the democrat neighbors' heads, but something tells me that ain't the case.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:21 AM (TE35l)
I saw Ice Queen open for Polar Apocalypse back in Amsterdam...
http://youtu.be/0YbhB_A_8fM
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:24 AM (TE35l)
I'm not as smart a detective as Andrew Sullivan Ob/Gyn Sleuth BUT I think if a gumshoe seems an industrial belt sander at Casa Berry it's pretty strong circumstantial evidence...
Follow-up is white powder on his nose and morning stubble...
http://youtu.be/XW3wiJW5Udc
Cocaine Cowboys2 Deleted Scene-Chucho Castro hit/Johnny Castro murder
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:28 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:29 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:31 AM (+Ifkm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2014 02:33 AM (Oq2Se)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:33 AM (+Ifkm)
Yeah I never minded Cuban refugees quite like the others. The boat lifters were definitely a mixed bunch. I almost forgot about Elian Gonzalez as being an early onset indicator for lawlessness.
The Clinton Administration decided the law didn't apply "because." The House GOP let him get away with it. SCotUS gave NO relief.
Why it was almost like a training run for Obama.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:36 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2014 02:37 AM (Oq2Se)
WUWT-Oops Fungi not included in CO2 calculations
hey man...the science is settled
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:38 AM (TE35l)
Hai hai good morning!
Fungi? They failed to account for the House Democrat Party leadership's botox injections?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:40 AM (+Ifkm)
Posted by: MasterAGWTroll at January 09, 2014 02:41 AM (/OUqZ)
Between tree root, and Nanzi Pelosi and John Kerry we MIGHT just have the source for the drive to 400ppm atmospheric density solved.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:41 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Steve at January 09, 2014 02:44 AM (wk+th)
While I respect your innovative idea, a modest counter proposal would be your bid coupled with gathering up every person who sincerely believes in the Club for Rome or profits thereby and jettison them into the asteroid belt.
This slight modification would give mankind an early warning system for inbound heavenly bodies and reduce the carbon footprint.
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:45 AM (TE35l)
After reading this article I can imagine Turney and others doing the same thing. "I love you Global Warming!" *splat*
http://tinyurl.com/mf73w5x
Just wish they would stop trying to drag the rest of us to their grave.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:46 AM (+Ifkm)
It honestly sounded like a collection of noises from the mattress eater and the couch fucker in the middle of a bout of sexual union.
Only about one in six noises correlated to a recognizable word in english.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2014 02:47 AM (GcYmn)
Noted Human Rights expert, Ambassador at large W/Out Portfolio, AND Obama Supporter who can't shoot a basketball Dennis Rodman
//AoSHQ Style Book Update team
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:47 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 09, 2014 02:49 AM (LFaED)
evidently a LOT of liberal lurkers, the NSA, and operatives of S.O.R.O.S
Supreme Organization of Robbers and Open Socialists
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:51 AM (TE35l)
VIA we're all somebody here at the HQ Dawn Patrol
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:52 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:53 AM (+Ifkm)
At least 50/50.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2014 02:53 AM (GcYmn)
it's a balmy 30 degrees now in scenic Columbia SC we survived POLAR VORTEX now comes Mudageddon!
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:54 AM (TE35l)
Posted by: shredded chi - broke, busted & disgusted at January 09, 2014 02:55 AM (LFaED)
My late uncle retired as a "Pentagon Colonel." The Army bought him a PhD from Columbia, among other things. He was a Gideon, despite that, and a Baptist missionary. And it was from him that I first head the line "Optimists study Russian." Almost 50 years ago, too.
I recall debunking a college lecture about the Fat'n'Happy Fifties by telling how my family spent the decade cringing. Aside from the depression coming back, many expected a land war in Asia any minute. And somebody actually asked, "What made you fear that?" This asked, you'll note, before the fall of Saigon.
Because we'd just had two, you silly fuck, was not considered a polite answer.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2014 02:56 AM (xq1UY)
and THAT is only if you don't count our Covert support operations in Thailand, Laos, the Philippines, and Burma....
I miss when we used to do BIG stuff that fought collectivism...
Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:03 AM (TE35l)
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Posted by: Mætenloch at January 08, 2014 07:11 PM (pAlYe)