February 17, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (2-17-2014)
— Maetenloch

Been suffering from a stomach bug all weekend so you'll have to fill in some of the ONT gaps on your own.

To Liberals Arithmetic IS Magic

Norman Ornstein in National Journal has a idea that would make everybody a near-millionaire at retirement. Can you spot the giant error?

The first iteration of KidSave, in simple terms, was this: Each year, for every one of the 4 million newborns in America, the federal government would put $1,000 in a designated savings account. The payment would be financed by using 1 percent of annual payroll-tax revenues. ...Under the initial KidSave proposal, the funds [$3500] could not be withdrawn until age 65, when, through the miracle of compound interest, they would represent a hefty nest egg. At 5 percent annual growth, an individual would have almost $700,000..

Hint: The Rule of 72

Answer here: At 5% annual compounded interest excluding inflation $3500 would turn into only around $84,000 over 65 years.

Party of Science: Democrats More Likely to Think Astrology is Scientific, Unclear on the Heliocentric Model

But global warmening which hasn't happened at all for 17+ years is Settled Science all you anti-science rethugglican deniers!!

astroax

No, Congress Did Not Debate Whether Shirley Temple Was A Communist

In 1938 the US Congress debated whether Shirley Temple was a Communist. She was ten. pic.twitter.com/BZh7LoKxrU

- Jonathan Freedland (@Freedland) February 11, 2014

Nope.

Here's the deal. The House Committee Investigating Un-American Activities (HUAC), so named in 1946, is well known. But there were a variety of Congressional hearings on Communist and Nazi activity over the years, beginning early in the 1930s. In 1938, Martin Dies and Samuel Dickstein launched a committee to investigate Soviet and other anti-American activities. Which is funny in and of itself because it turns out that Dickstein was a traitor taking cash money from the Soviets at that time.

The Shirley Temple falsehood wasn't created yesterday. It was actually a smear from the Franklin Delano Roosevelt administration. ...Whatever your thoughts on Communism, HUAC (and its predecessors), Soviet spies, Shirley Temple, or Harold Ickes, the media characterization of Congress debating whether Shirley Temple was a 10-year-old Communist is just flat-out wrong.

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Some People Just Can't Be Happy

Or see other people happy. Because desperate need for attention. Exhibit A: February 14th.

No, you silly, not Valentine's Day. That's heteronormative and has thus been condemned to the dustbin of history.

And no, it doesn't even mean V-Day, the rape-themed anti-holiday invented to promote Eve Ensler's play The Vagina Monologues. V-Day has gotten stale.

Instead, February 14 is now 1 Billion Rising day, Ensler's new dance-oriented hijacking of her own V-Day which was itself a hijacking of Valentine's Day. The thesis behind 1 Billion Rising is that if the world's one billion rape victims all rose up en masse and danced every February 14, then rape would cease to exist because unicorns and rainbows.

Bob Costas Pinkeye Straight Out Of Greek Tragedy About Smugness

Costas used to be one of the best sportscasters in the world. Arguably one of the most skilled baseball color men, he exuded passion for the game and filled his broadcasts with perfect trivia from his vast storehouse of baseball knowledge. I have no idea what Present Day Bob Costas did with Awesome Bob Costas, but the old guy is definitely no more.

Smugness has always been an issue for the man, but lately it's just gotten completely out of control. While other newscasters might have a warm, even friendly, presence, Costas' vibe is more "you're lucky to be listening to me." A stationery strutter, he spews information at the viewer in a manner that mostly calls attention to himself. Every interview by Costas is ultimately about Costas, each story ultimately about him. Someone should do a word count of questions and answers.

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The Ultimate Revenge

In an ironic twist, however, Goebbels' preferred medium was used, and is used, on a regular basis to portray the evils of Nazism. Movie stars know that the surest way to capture gold during award season is to appear in a movie about Nazis, the more evil the better. Instead of supermen marching ever forward, the lasting images of the thousand-year Reich are of Goebbels grunting and wheezing like a disgusting pig while he has sex with a bored woman and of Hitler wearing a ridiculous cape and impotently screaming "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

This is the face of Jewish vengeance. In the decades since World War II, an art form and an industry that was created by Jewish immigrants has crafted the shared cultural memory of the Third Reich, and will shape the perceptions of generations to come. There will be no "reconsideration" of Hitler.

For the attempted annihilation of the Jewish people, the Nazis will forever be the great monsters of the world, a nightmare brought to life via celluloid and speakers. It is a fitting punishment.

No The DHS is NOT Buying Up All the Ammunition

Put bluntly, unless the GAO is under the threat of having their families interred in FEMA camps, most of what you're hearing from InfoWars and similarly credible sites is junk.

So who is buying all the ammunition? The NRA answers that question, as cited by Rich Smith of The Motley Fool.

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Why You Should Avoid Oakland Altogether

You know it's bad when even the police are scared and suddenly find reasons to be elsewhere.

The last time Mrs. Maetenloch drove through Oakland she had to stop off for gas and got caught up in a gunfight between police and a guy who had hijacked a police car. Luckily the station attendant pulled her into his bullet-proof kiosk when the shots started flying.  Since then I never travel through Oakland unless I'm armed. To paraphrase PJ O'Rourke you'd be crazy not to be armed in Oakland, but I assure you all the crazies have guns too.

Facts You Never Wanted to Know For $500 Alex

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And my twitter thang.

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1 Early.

Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2014 05:35 PM (1FoIf)

2 Belgium Legalizes Child Killing Belgium has finally legalized the killing of children of any age, in the name of “euthanasia”. The medically assisted homicide of children has no lower age limit — toddler can choose to kill him or herself under this legislation! One man in the gallery of the Belgian parliament even shouted “murderers” when the passage of the bill was announced. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5001

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2014 05:36 PM (AymDN)

3 Head fake!

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:36 PM (QupBk)

4 Meow??? ^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at February 17, 2014 05:36 PM (Dwytc)

5 Feel better Maet.

Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2014 05:37 PM (1FoIf)

6 The Rule of 72 is racist.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:37 PM (QupBk)

7 Dang. Just not quite quick enough on the keys.... ^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at February 17, 2014 05:38 PM (Dwytc)

8 Yo.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 05:41 PM (5yLmw)

9 Holy crap! That sociology research paper is a piece of poo. Follow the link if you dare.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 17, 2014 05:41 PM (zDsvJ)

10 "At 5 percent annual growth, an individual would have almost $700,000.." Screw the math, I want to know where you get 5 % interest.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 05:43 PM (mHWo2)

11

I though Shirley Temple was villified for being Christian and anti-gay? You mean she was a commie too?

 

Wait, that can't be right. I'd better read this first.

Right after I get all my browsers unhacked.

Posted by: WTH? Weirdness abounds at February 17, 2014 05:43 PM (GpaJ7)

12 Doesn't everyone's wife have a fist name?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 17, 2014 05:44 PM (LWu6U)

13
The Rule of 72 is racist.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 09:37 PM (QupBk)









No, it's sexist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2014 05:44 PM (aYjRw)

14 12 Doesn't everyone's wife have a fist name? Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 17, 2014 09:44 PM (LWu6U) Only the gays.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 05:45 PM (bCEmE)

15 Most of us look at it as the rule of 7/10. 7 years at 10% return double as will 10 years at 7%. Actual years/percentage is slightly different but 7/10 is close enough for Government work. ^..^(____)~~~

Posted by: Cheshirecat at February 17, 2014 05:46 PM (Dwytc)

16 So who is buying all the ammunition? Raises hand.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:46 PM (QupBk)

17 No, it's sexist. and a dessert topping.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:47 PM (QupBk)

18 "Costas used to be one of the best sportscasters in the world. Arguably one of the most skilled baseball color men," I'm pretty sure that's racist. Or maybe it's macro-aggression.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 05:47 PM (mHWo2)

19 If you're dealing with Costas, it would be micro.

Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2014 05:48 PM (1FoIf)

20 Remember: When the conservative base votes against Republican candidates in the midterms, that's not a betrayal of the GOP by the voters; it's reaching across the aisle to work with our friends in the Democrat Party on the issues that matter most to middle-class Americans. For the children.

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at February 17, 2014 05:48 PM (I0DcF)

21
No, it's sexist.

and a dessert topping.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 09:47 PM (QupBk)











And a crossbow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2014 05:50 PM (aYjRw)

22 Avoid the $500 question.

Bad Maet.  Bad, bad Maet.

Posted by: Troll Feeder just hurled at February 17, 2014 05:50 PM (xJTVU)

23 I need to get a modern operating system. It takes fffffoooorrrreeeevvvveeerrr to open up the new thread. Long Running Scripts are the bane of my existence.

Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2014 05:50 PM (btTLZ)

24 23 I need to get a modern operating system. It takes fffffoooorrrreeeevvvveeerrr to open up the new thread. Long Running Scripts are the bane of my existence. Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2014 09:50 PM (btTLZ) Install NoScript.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 05:51 PM (bCEmE)

25 24 - http://noscript.net/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

26 The party that claims to be pro-science also believes that there are no significant biological differences between men and women.  The believe that a child gains no benefit from having both a mother and a father.

The party that claims to be for the working man continues to support the importation of cheaper labor from overseas.  They support driving up the price of electricity, hurting the poor and working class the most.

The party that claims to be for freedom of speech continues to create ever more restrictive speech codes on college campuses around the country.

The party that claims to be pro-sex and anti-rape continues to foster both the idea idea that all men are rapists and to push for the sexualization of children at younger and younger ages, while simultaneously working to deny parents the ability to protect their children from predators.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2014 05:53 PM (lr3d7)

27 Party of Science: Democrats More Likely to Think Astrology is Scientific, Unclear on the Heliocentric Model The Sun revolves around Obama.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 05:53 PM (QupBk)

28 Doesn't everyone's wife have a fist name? I have all sorts of interesting names for me ex-wife.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2014 05:53 PM (QOm0g)

29 The Shirley Temple falsehood wasnÂ’t created yesterday. It was actually a smear from the Franklin Delano Roosevelt administration.
Dies wrote about the Temple issue in particular in a report to Congress how the executive branch was obstructing and even attempting to sabotage — the committee’s work:





What a shocker. Bolshie FDR was trying to obstruct an investigation into commies in the government

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2014 05:53 PM (FE/sZ)

30 So what does Babs call her toy? I couldn't watch.

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 05:54 PM (HtUkt)

31 The Costas picture is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 05:54 PM (hPZii)

32 Screw the math, I want to know where you get 5 % interest. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 09:43 PM (mHWo2) That's exactly what my first thought was.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 05:55 PM (GEICT)

33 I'm eagerly awaiting the wave of Hollywood movies that explore the horrors of Communism. Stark cinematic depictions of the tens of millions butchered. Its coming any day now.    

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 05:56 PM (3qZbZ)

34 odd thing about Oakland is that it was a planned, exclusive community. meaning no blacks or Latinos allowed

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 05:57 PM (KgN8K)

35 I disagree with the Free Beacon article about the portrayal of the Nazis. At some point it just becomes too much and people start to tune it out. It also breeds resentment when we are told we have to understand, for instance, the Japanese and make sure to show their humanity. Meanwhile the Nazis are shown as having no redeeming values. Ask the Chinese, Koreans, Filipinos, and any POWs about how nicely they were treated by the Japanese. I don't expect Jews to love the Nazis. But, I don't like being lectured by them about how I should try to understand the Japanese or Muslims while they carry on a vendetta for over 60 years.

Posted by: Chris at February 17, 2014 05:59 PM (crkWb)

36 Oh the irony, it burns.

Playing Civ IV.  Named a settlement Ft. Detroit.  So get a message - "Islam spreads to Ft. Detroit."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 17, 2014 06:00 PM (fpSpD)

37 So a friend of mine has decided to completely cut off contact.  I have a suspicion about why, but I'm annoyed that she decided to not say anything to me.  Apparently something about me says, "Just leave him wondering what the hell happened rather than doing the right thing by telling him why you can no longer be friends." 

To hell with it, I'm having another drink.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2014 06:00 PM (lr3d7)

38 Um. $1000, or $3500? I make it $24,000, or $84,00 after 65 years, compounded annually. Of course, there is inflation to be reckoned....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:01 PM (aDwsi)

39 Bob Costas-- Pink-eye or pink guy ? he uses a micro phone.

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 06:02 PM (AugFh)

40 Hello Again!

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 06:02 PM (z4WKX)

41 awesome GW quote

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 06:02 PM (zOTsN)

42
Screw the math, I want to know where you get 5 % interest.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 09:43 PM (mHWo2)

 

Right now money that I can roll into a 7 year annuitized IRA with ING is paying 6%. I think the floor is 10 grand though. Might be 20, I'll have to check.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 17, 2014 06:02 PM (N/cFh)

43 To hell with it, I'm having another drink guy's equivalent of eating bon bons.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 06:03 PM (KgN8K)

44 Well, Norfolk sucks every bit as much as I remember it sucking.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 06:03 PM (5yLmw)

45 Hello!

Posted by: Uncle Leo at February 17, 2014 06:04 PM (QOm0g)

46 You can't blame the cop in Oakland for getting the fuck out of there. What's the upside, call for help and start a race riot. Nah, let them shot each other up. This is just like the Philly flash mobs stealing shit. These people have figured out that numbers trump anything. Put a 100 thugs in a 7-11, take anything you want.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:04 PM (0FSuD)

47 Isn't Costas a name of Greek heritage ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 06:04 PM (AugFh)

48 The Ultimate Revenge?  Explain Steven Spielberg's film Munich then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 17, 2014 06:04 PM (fpSpD)

49 44 - Yeah..., it's all of those swab...., uh...., nevermind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:04 PM (aDwsi)

50 Mike you have to use Million Man Math.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 06:06 PM (JdEZJ)

51 So what does Babs call her toy? I couldn't watch.

Ed Brooke...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2014 06:06 PM (yagOO)

52 Not only math is magical thinking to liberals, science is, too. As long as it's wrapped up as 'sciency,' they'll believe anything they're told with a rampant, eager fervor, all the while having no particular scientific understanding but relying on the authority of the credential of 'SCIENCE!!!!'

Posted by: --- at February 17, 2014 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

53 Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 10:04 PM (AugFh)

Yes.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 17, 2014 06:07 PM (FHNkr)

54 Don't ask why, but I had to steal this from one of the posters at our local gun forum.

"In the end, more than freedom, they wanted security. They wanted a comfortable life, and they lost it all – security, comfort & freedom. When the Athenians finally wanted not to give to society but for society to give to them, when the freedom they wished for most was freedom from responsibility, then Athens ceased to be free and was never free again."

Edward Gibbon
"

I like it for some reason.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 06:07 PM (DHj6D)

55 Like I'm an Aquarius man...

Posted by: Guido at February 17, 2014 06:07 PM (yICtd)

56 Valentines Day means chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate. I'm sorry, what was the question again?

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 06:08 PM (6E7W2)

57 51 So what does Babs call her toy? I couldn't watch. ZombieEd Brooke... Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2014 10:06 PM (yagOO) FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:08 PM (0FSuD)

58 Math is hard.

Posted by: Barbie 404 at February 17, 2014 06:09 PM (Dwehj)

59 Meh, with Soros betting heavy on a stock market crash I'm not so sure my investments there are gonna be worth shit soon. Thank God I invested heavily in brass and lead before the prices and availability went nuts.

Posted by: Gmac-Pondering the coming implosion, and hoping its 404care at February 17, 2014 06:09 PM (baiNQ)

60
Recall the scene in Quest for Fire when the cavemen look on in amazement as Tommy Chong's kid makes fire?

Getting that "next evolutionary step" vibe watching this.  One year old baby can't figure out why a magazine doesn't work like an iPad.

http://tinyurl.com/m9ax6sy

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2014 06:09 PM (kdS6q)

61 So, Bob Costas and Yakov Smirnoff walk into a bar in the Sochi Olympic Village. They sit down at a table and each order a drink. Costas orders a Manhattan, Smirnoff a White Russian. As they enjoy their beverages, Costas notices a fierce-looking pink-haired woman staring him down from the corner booth. "Yakov," he says, pointing her out. "Do you know that amazon?" Smirnoff swivels his head, then replies, "Da. She is your American pop'n'roll singer, Pink. To have such women! What a country!" Costas, vaguely remembering a distant season of NBC's Sunday Night Football, nods and takes a long sip of his cocktail. "Yes, she seemed familiar to me," he says, "but she keeps looking over here. Do you think she's repulsed by this strange case of conjunctivitis?" Smirnoff reaches across the table and slaps his companion on the shoulder. Costas winces, then sniffs into his drink. "Friend Bob, you misunderstand," Yakov says. "In my country, Pink eye you!"

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at February 17, 2014 06:10 PM (I0DcF)

62 Even if it were $700k, wouldn't that just create a false bottom and drive up prices?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 06:11 PM (DmNpO)

63 The Rule of 72 is a Floor Wax AND a Dessert Topping!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 17, 2014 06:11 PM (jucos)

64 60 not a good direction to evolve in

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 06:11 PM (KgN8K)

65 "Friend Bob, you misunderstand," Yakov says. "In my country, Pink eye you!"

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at February 17, 2014 10:10 PM (I0DcF)



All in favor of sending Lurk to The Barrel, say 'aye'.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2014 06:11 PM (lr3d7)

66 stat

Posted by: Gmac-Pondering the coming implosion, and hoping its 404care at February 17, 2014 06:12 PM (baiNQ)

67 Also, that Oakland video was nothing like the "wild, wild west". In the real WWW, either the citizens would have banded together, taken up arms, and cleaned out the human refuse or some form of law would have done the same using fast shooting lawmen and hanging judges. Think you could pelt one of Isaac Parker's Federal Marshalls with a bottle and dance away afterwards? Well, if so, that's a mistake that you will only make once and for a very, very, very short amount of time at that.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 17, 2014 06:12 PM (N/cFh)

68 @61 OK provisional barrel for bad joke. One hour, come back.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:12 PM (0FSuD)

69 34 odd thing about Oakland is that it was a planned, exclusive community. meaning no blacks or Latinos allowed Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 09:57 PM (KgN8K) Dearborn, Michigan used to have that reputation. They were notorious for not wanting blacks to go anywhere near it. Now you can't pass out Christian flyers on a public sidewalk during Muslim events.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 06:12 PM (mHWo2)

70 Don't go to the Billion Rising site unless you want to see someone dressed up as a pussy. I don't care what anyone says those people are weird.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 06:12 PM (JdEZJ)

71 So what does Babs call her toy? I couldn't watch.



Steewy Dwan.

Posted by: Baba Wawa at February 17, 2014 06:13 PM (2DunM)

72 All in favor of sending Lurk to The Barrel, say 'aye'.

Eye.

Posted by: Bob Costass at February 17, 2014 06:13 PM (Dwehj)

73 65 EYE

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 06:13 PM (KgN8K)

74 then Athens ceased to be free and was never
free again."


Edward Gibbon
"

I like it for some reason.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2014 10:07 PM (DHj6D)



You like it because it rings true. Because you live in a time when it is again being proven true and it lets you make some sense of it.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 06:13 PM (3qZbZ)

75 AYE

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 06:13 PM (GEICT)

76 Eye Eye

Posted by: Admiral Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:14 PM (0FSuD)

77 "Eye-gor"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 17, 2014 06:15 PM (fpSpD)

78 This shit really pisses me off, but at least her CoC is looking into it.

Link in nick.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 06:16 PM (5yLmw)

79 After reading the article, and seeing that the plan is initiate the account with $1000 (of taxpayer $), and then add in another $500/year (of taxpayer $) for 5 years, I still come up with $78,000. Again, without accounting for inflation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:16 PM (aDwsi)

80 for instance, the Japanese and make sure to show their humanity. Meanwhile the Nazis are shown as having no redeeming values. Ask the Chinese, Koreans, Filipinos, and any POWs about how nicely they were treated by the Japanese.

I don't expect Jews to love the Nazis. But, I don't like being lectured by them about how I should try to understand the Japanese or Muslims while they carry on a vendetta for over 60 years.

Posted by: Chris


Huh?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 17, 2014 06:16 PM (Yp6Vn)

81 Aye-pod.

Posted by: Zombie Steve Jobs at February 17, 2014 06:16 PM (e9lgZ)

82 oh hey you know what will really stop rape? men giving other men shit over it, and killing fuckers what do it. but no men allowed i guess. let only half of society take it up, ive got shit to do

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 06:16 PM (KgN8K)

83 I thought it was quite clever lurk.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 06:16 PM (JdEZJ)

84 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 06:16 PM (JMmQ9)

85 70 - "Bilious Rising"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

86 I've only got ayes for you. Voting closed.

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 06:17 PM (AugFh)

87 I forget: is Costas playing the Keymaster or the Gatekeeper (it's been a while since I watched Ghostbusters)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 17, 2014 06:17 PM (HsTG8)

88 O/T So cleaned out closet and found old laptop with Vista on it. Fired it up to update it. Microsoft should give every fucking person that has a Vista computer a $100. That shit is totally worthless. Going to wipe off hard drive and throw the fucker away. Don't want to have anyone have to fuck with Vista again.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:17 PM (0FSuD)

89 The only arithmetic that I understand is subtraction from the makers and addition to the takers.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 17, 2014 06:17 PM (Dwehj)

90 Also, that Oakland video was nothing like the "wild, wild west". In the real WWW, either the citizens would have banded together, taken up arms, and cleaned out the human refuse or some form of law would have done the same using fast shooting lawmen and hanging judges. Think you could pelt one of Isaac Parker's Federal Marshalls with a bottle and dance away afterwards? Well, if so, that's a mistake that you will only make once and for a very, very, very short amount of time at that. Posted by: Weirddave at February 17, 2014 10:12 PM (N/cFh) Yup.

Posted by: Committee of Vigilance at February 17, 2014 06:17 PM (AymDN)

91 Getting that "next evolutionary step" vibe watching this. One year old baby can't figure out why a magazine doesn't work like an iPad. http://tinyurl.com/m9ax6sy Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2014 10:09 PM (kdS6q) Babies don't read anything for crissake! Talk about projection. That baby doesn't understand the iPad OR the magazine. It's a BABY!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 17, 2014 06:17 PM (KJB+Z)

92 46 You can't blame the cop in Oakland for getting the fuck out of there. What's the upside, call for help and start a race riot. Nah, let them shot each other up. This is just like the Philly flash mobs stealing shit. These people have figured out that numbers trump anything. Put a 100 thugs in a 7-11, take anything you want. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 10:04 PM (0FSuD) And people get all butthurt that malls have banned flash mobs from doing little a little song and dance. There is a reason, not because of the song and dance, but from the goblins doing it and stealing shit while doing it. Best to nip it all in the bud so that Jesse and Al don't show up outside the mall leading a protest against the racist mall.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 17, 2014 06:18 PM (HxSXm)

93 51 So what does Babs call her toy? I couldn't watch. Ed Brooke... Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2014 10:06 PM (yagOO) It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2014 06:18 PM (HtUkt)

94 Nay!

Posted by: John Kerry at February 17, 2014 06:18 PM (QupBk)

95 oh hey you know what will really stop rape? men giving other men shit over it, and killing fuckers what do it. but no men allowed i guess. let only half of society take it up, ive got shit to do Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 10:16 PM (KgN8K) Do you know what else would stop rape? A gun in the hands of the would-be victim.

Posted by: The Gun Hat at February 17, 2014 06:18 PM (AymDN)

96 88 i found an old HD with BeOS on it LOL of course it still worked.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 06:18 PM (KgN8K)

97 So cleaned out closet and found old laptop with Vista on it. Fired it up to update it. Microsoft should give every fucking person that has a Vista computer a $100. That shit is totally worthless. Going to wipe off hard drive and throw the fucker away. Don't want to have anyone have to fuck with Vista again. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 10:17 PM (0FSuD) Wipe the hard drive and donate it somewhere.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 06:19 PM (bCEmE)

98 oh hey you know what will really stop rape? men giving other men shit over it, and killing fuckers what do it. --------- That used to be the job of fathers and brothers, but Monica Lewinsky's and Chandra Levy's fathers/brothers decided that party loyalty was more important.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:19 PM (aDwsi)

99 >>> Babies don't read anything for crissake! Talk about projection. That baby doesn't understand the iPad OR the magazine. It's a BABY!

My baby is almost three, but she's been playing with iPhones and such for a couple of years now.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 06:19 PM (5yLmw)

100 I'm not dead yet.

Posted by: Windows Vista at February 17, 2014 06:19 PM (Dwehj)

101 Funny thing is I've known people who were snobbish and proud of living in Oakland, and disdained as ghetto where I live, about 20-30 mins south. Fools, they.




I've done service projects there, church organized trash pickups and the like in those worst of neighborhoods, except West Oakland and I only went there once with my mom to visit one of the churches there. I gotta say, the only other place(s) I have felt that similar atmospheric tension was spending a night in Ethiopia, where they had soldiers on every block. I suspect I would've felt the same in South Africa, had I had to venture from the airport.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 17, 2014 06:19 PM (IPz9m)

102 I don't expect Jews to love the Nazis. But, I don't like being lectured by them about how I should try to understand the Japanese or Muslims while they carry on a vendetta for over 60 years. Posted by: Chris Huh? Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2014 10:16 PM (Yp6Vn) I think he is taking about the selective caricaturization of WWII opponents.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 17, 2014 06:19 PM (KJB+Z)

103

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at February 17, 2014 10:10 PM (I0DcF)

 

 

Oh God, that was so corny I will be forced to use it.

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 06:20 PM (KDUNf)

104 37 So a friend of mine has decided to completely cut off contact. I have a suspicion about why, but I'm annoyed that she decided to not say anything to me. Apparently something about me says, "Just leave him wondering what the hell happened rather than doing the right thing by telling him why you can no longer be friends." Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2014 10:00 PM (lr3d7) I cut off contact with several liberal friends after the 2012 election. Two of them called me and left messages, and didn't try again after I failed to return their calls.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 06:20 PM (sdi6R)

105 Aw, damn. Eye see how it is. What's the matter with my joke? It's not cornea 'nough for y'all? Hey-ho, to the barrel I go....

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at February 17, 2014 06:20 PM (I0DcF)

106 Going to wipe off hard drive and throw the fucker away. Don't want to have anyone have to fuck with Vista again. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 10:17 PM (0FSuD) WaitÂ…what? Why not just install a different OS?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 06:20 PM (GEICT)

107 * stares at Vista, ponders.... *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:20 PM (aDwsi)

108 I'm not dead yet.
Posted by: Windows Vista
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Yea, Yea. They said the same thing about Disco.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 06:21 PM (4Mv1T)

109 Are we still voting? Aye to the barrel!

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 06:21 PM (z4WKX)

110 68 @61 OK provisional barrel for bad joke. One hour, come back. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 10:12 PM (0FSuD) Is that the barrel from 2009? |shudder|

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 17, 2014 06:21 PM (HxSXm)

111 Someone is going to TheBarrel™ and it isn't me? Well, isn't this a "Dear Diary Day"... It's not so bad, Lurk. I left the latest Gander Mountain ad in the magazine rack...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 06:21 PM (JMmQ9)

112 My baby is almost three, but she's been playing with iPhones and such for a couple of years now. Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 10:19 PM (5yLmw) Is she reading The American Spectator on it and wondering why print version doesn't work the same way? The comparison the video is making is stupid.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 17, 2014 06:21 PM (KJB+Z)

113 I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Linux at February 17, 2014 06:21 PM (QupBk)

114 I don't want to go on the cart.

Posted by: Windows Vista at February 17, 2014 06:21 PM (Dwehj)

115 oh hey you know what will really stop rape?

men giving other men shit over it, and killing fuckers what do it.


Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 10:16 PM (KgN8K)



Killing people for the worst behavior would greatly reduce the worst behavior. But we are so much more enlightened than that now.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 06:22 PM (3qZbZ)

116 Vista or Win 8. Which do you hate more? I'd say 8.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 06:22 PM (JdEZJ)

117 If all you need to do is browse the internet, just install a linux distribution on a vista laptop.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 17, 2014 06:23 PM (IPz9m)

118 116 I'll go with Win 8.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 06:23 PM (ojnk6)

119 I never had a problem with Vista, but I never ran it on a machine that had less than 4G of memory. Nip, why toss the machine? Stick XP on it and donate it. The local 'puter fix-em-up shop will take old machinery, refurbish it and then it goes to low income kids. I hate waste.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 17, 2014 06:23 PM (N/cFh)

120 I was using my iPad here before one & someone wrote that an Olympian broke their spine & there may have been a link but I had a floor & had to wash more towels etc. Did one break their spine?

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 06:24 PM (z4WKX)

121 Tony Kushner, the BDS driven screenwriter wrote Munich,

Posted by: coriolianus snw at February 17, 2014 06:24 PM (Jsiw/)

122 TR - I posted this a while back, but one more time: http://tinyurl.com/n3chzw3 My dad's. Critical info whited-out

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:24 PM (aDwsi)

123 116 Vista or Win 8. Which do you hate more? I'd say 8. Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 10:22 PM (JdEZJ) I've never had anything with Vista on it, but my current work computer has Windows 8Â….And. It. Sucks. BALLS.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 06:24 PM (GEICT)

124 Wipe the hard drive and donate it somewhere. Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2014 10:19 PM (bCEmE) It does have a nice screen. Not enough memory to install Win 7 so it's stuck with Vista. It cost $300 bucks years ago. I should be able to use it for something, but god knows what. It's like my sony little laptops with XP on them. Great units, too slow to update shit now. Time moves on. I guess my win 98 units are toast. I have some hardware that need the old 232 ports. That going to start getting tough.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:24 PM (0FSuD)

125 Vista or Win 8. Which do you hate more? I'd say 8.

Posted by: freaked
---------------------------

I have dodged both thus far.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 06:25 PM (4Mv1T)

126 Is she reading The American Spectator on it and wondering why print version doesn't work the same way? The comparison the video is making is stupid. *** the comparison, from what I can tell, is not about reading. It is about the ability to navigate. The baby clearly understood the concept of enlarging an image on the Ipad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 06:25 PM (DmNpO)

127 That used to be the job of fathers and brothers, but Monica Lewinsky's and Chandra Levy's fathers/brothers decided that party loyalty was more important. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 10:19 PM (aDwsi) All for a paltry helping of power. And let's not forget that supposed "journalists" were all gaga over Billy Jeff, with she-hags like Nina Totenberg wanting to thank that sexual predator with oral decadence for "keeping abortion legal".

Posted by: Thrawn at February 17, 2014 06:26 PM (WlWt+)

128 Is Lurk Ness Monster one of Muldoon's socks? Sounds suspiciously like Muldoon. I thought your joke was cute. Next time mention boobz and all the guys will laugh.

Posted by: L, elle at February 17, 2014 06:26 PM (0xqKe)

129 32 Screw the math, I want to know where you get 5 % interest. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 09:43 PM (mHWo2) That's exactly what my first thought was. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 09:55 PM (GEICT) ______________ Wanna make money? Invest in stocks. Long term it's pretty much a sure bet. Average annualized return of the S&P500 since 1970 is 11.2%. Since 1960 it's 11.37% Since 1950 it's 12.90% Since 1980 it's 13.29% Since 1990 it's 11.18% Since 2000 it's 5.52% Since 2010 it's 16.31% Even 2000 to 2010 which included 9/11 and the 2008 financial crash, and you still averaged 5.52% a year investing in stocks.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 06:26 PM (0LHZx)

130 124 I have stuff the needs serial ports too. I use Quatech USB to serial bases and it works, even with the hated Win 8.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 06:26 PM (ojnk6)

131 I cut off contact with several liberal friends after the 2012 election. Two of them called me and left messages, and didn't try again after I failed to return their calls.

Rickl: were they gloating?

I cut off a liberal friend who just couldn't stop gloating about political stuff at Twitter and FB a few years ago too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:27 PM (HVI5a)

132 Time moves on. At work, I've been transferred to the team that administers the VMWare server farm and Xen. I started my career on machines that used paper punch cards, and I guess I will end it on virtual machines made of magic and money.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 06:27 PM (QupBk)

133 >>> Did one break their spine?

Fractured and dislocated.  Russian snowboarder, I think.

Posted by: Bomber at February 17, 2014 06:27 PM (5yLmw)

134 I'm using a laptop now with Vista on it (as some of you already know). I LOOOOOOATHE it!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 06:28 PM (bCEmE)

135 26
Alex, that pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 06:28 PM (mQwL2)

136 I have so many computers from so many years. I keep telling myself i will consolidate all the shit to one big drive. I've been working on getting that done now for five, six years? Next week, yeah, that's it, next week.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:29 PM (0FSuD)

137 Call me cynical, but, I don't think the interest, or growth, or whatever would make any difference to the end sum.  I suspect that it would be a big fat zero $$$ no matter what. They'd find a way to redirect the funds for spending somewhere else. Pinky promise that you'd get the $$$, with the interest later, but it's getting spent on free shit now.

Posted by: otho at February 17, 2014 06:29 PM (9gNQd)

138 Wanna make money? Invest in stocks. Long term it's pretty much a sure bet.

Average annualized return of the S&P500

since 1970 is 11.2%.
Since 1960 it's 11.37%
Since 1950 it's 12.90%
Since 1980 it's 13.29%
Since 1990 it's 11.18%
Since 2000 it's 5.52%
Since 2010 it's 16.31%

Even 2000 to 2010 which included 9/11 and the 2008 financial crash, and you still averaged 5.52% a year investing in stocks. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo
-----------------------------------------

You are not old enough to know how wrong you are. And my dad was a broker for 35 years.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 06:29 PM (4Mv1T)

139 It truly takes a liberal to believe in a government sponsored retirement account. The account would either A) have no real funds in it and create a massive problem when the first year's worth of babies come of age to collect, or B) the money would be stolen by politicians seeking to fund other boondoggles in the near term.

Either way, no way in hell is the money there when the time comes to pay out. We're talking about 336,000,000,000,000 ($84K * 4 million, leaving aside attrition) just lying around waiting for the payout date. Sure, it'll be there, safe and sound.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 06:30 PM (bPxS6)

140 What happened to Lipinski and Weir(d) announcing skating? Do they use other people on the replay?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 06:30 PM (bCEmE)

141 At work, I've been transferred to the team that administers the VMWare server farm and Xen.

Toby: Citrix software?
I've heard some of their earnings calls lately. They seem to be doing quite well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:30 PM (HVI5a)

142 Even 2000 to 2010 which included 9/11 and the 2008 financial crash, and you still averaged 5.52% a year investing in stocks. ----------------- Yeah, too bad the Dems would not allow SS account funds to go there. "Too dangerous" they said, "Trust Us", they said....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:30 PM (aDwsi)

143 the comparison, from what I can tell, is not about reading. It is about the ability to navigate. The baby clearly understood the concept of enlarging an image on the Ipad. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 10:25 PM (DmNpO) My youngest, who will be 4 in April, absolutely gets how to use an iPhone. Hell, she saw my wife type in her unlock code a couple times and now she knows it. She knows how to get to her coloring apps. She knows how to work each one, even though they are set up differently. Zooming in and out, navigating around the picture after zooming in. How to save the coloring. We also have a little kid game/book thing for her. Called a MobiGo. Touch screen. She's very good with it. The eldest, 7 in April, is good enough to play games on an iPad. She has a kid version of an iPad called an Innotab. She was fiddling with it one day about a year ago and I asked "Hey baby, what are you doing?" "Changing my avatar, daddy." *jaw drop*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 06:30 PM (GEICT)

144 i found an old HD with BeOS on it LOL of course it still worked. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 17, 2014 10:18 PM (KgN8K) Haven't played around with BeOS is years. Tried out the mini version back in the '90's but could never get it to recognize the existence of my mode. Too bad it was killed off and the code locked awayÂ…

Posted by: The Be Hat at February 17, 2014 06:31 PM (AymDN)

145 I don't expect Jews to love the Nazis. But, I don't like being lectured by them about how I should try to understand the Japanese or Muslims while they carry on a vendetta for over 60 years.

Posted by: Chris



Oh come on, the only two people responsible for any "trying to understand the Japanese" movies coming out of Hollywood in recent memory are Michael Bay and Clint Eastwood and that's it.

Posted by: AD at February 17, 2014 06:31 PM (E31Rf)

146 131 Rickl: were they gloating? Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 10:27 PM (HVI5a) No, I just decided I couldn't tolerate them any more after they voted to enslave me.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 06:31 PM (sdi6R)

147 Hey, is there anyone here who's worked with SMPTE time code and professional video?

I have some questions I'd greatly appreciate having answered about syncing with an external audio recorder...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:31 PM (HVI5a)

148 Killing people for the worst behavior would greatly reduce the worst behavior. But we are so much more enlightened than that now.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 10:22 PM (3qZbZ)

Now we kill the baby.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 06:31 PM (mQwL2)

149 Toby: Citrix software? I've heard some of their earnings calls lately. They seem to be doing quite well. Yep. And I'm not surprised they're making money. The stuff is quite pricey.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 06:31 PM (QupBk)

150 Alright now, why the fuck will HQ not stop loading? I've checked my computer, nothing working, but HQ keeps loading and loading. Is my ad block stopping shit from downloading and it keeps trying?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:32 PM (0FSuD)

151 Hope you feel better Maet. Bob Costas yuck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 06:33 PM (HVff2)

152 147 It's been some time, but I 've worked with TCGs and video for editing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 06:33 PM (ojnk6)

153 18 "Costas used to be one of the best sportscasters in the world. Arguably one of the most skilled baseball color men," Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 09:47 PM (mHWo2)
One might even call him uppity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2014 06:33 PM (kVfSG)

154 You are not old enough to know how wrong you are. And my dad was a broker for 35 years.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 10:29 PM (4Mv1T)


The average annualized return of the S&P since 1926 is 9.77%.  How is this wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/bd968gw

Posted by: AD at February 17, 2014 06:34 PM (E31Rf)

155 toby: Yep. As I understand it, professional corporate-level server soft/hardware usually is quite the money vacuum.

Also, whenever I listen to tech company earnings calls, half of what the reps want to talk about is their new cloud solutions. On one hand I like the idea... OTOH, having everything on the cloud sure makes information awfully easy for *cough* certain organizations to steal at whim...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:34 PM (HVI5a)

156 They say Soros has 3 billion in put options now....

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 06:34 PM (kxSZr)

157 The average annualized return of the SP since 1926 is 9.77%. How is this wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/bd968gw
Posted by: AD at February
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Because the average investor never made that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 06:34 PM (4Mv1T)

158 Whoever wrote this used the wrong table. $1,000 per year for 65 years @ 5% won't get to $750,000. Probably figured no one would check.

Posted by: Agitator at February 17, 2014 06:35 PM (vkJqy)

159 One might even call him uppity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2014 10:33 PM (kVfSG)



No, that's just the phone books he's sitting on.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 17, 2014 06:35 PM (WdbF7)

160 No the biggest problem with trying to make everyone a millionaire isn't with "rule 72", its far more basic than that.

It is a complete and utter lack of understanding how markets and money work.

1st, if everyone became a millionaire, then a million dollars would be worthless. You could have a million dollars and spend it all on a used car. And a real hoopty at that. The more dollars pursuing products, the more the products cost and the less real value there is in the instrument we call money.

2nd, If everyone had the huge savings accounts, just who is going to pay a 5% return on the money the borrow? Flood the market with that much money and you will not see squat for returns on it.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at February 17, 2014 06:35 PM (af5xa)

161 Oh come on, the only two people responsible for any "trying to understand the Japanese" movies coming out of Hollywood in recent memory are Michael Bay and Clint Eastwood and that's it. Posted by: AD at February 17, 2014 10:31 PM (E31Rf) They've just been better at appeasing us with Hello KittyÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 ~にゃん at February 17, 2014 06:35 PM (AymDN)

162 It's like my sony little laptops with XP on them. Great units, too slow to update shit now. This laptop's my daily user and it was a Vista laptop long ago. Rolled it back to XP, then took it to linux. If you're really gonna wipe the hard drive, there's still no reason not to donate or even Ebay it.

Posted by: --- at February 17, 2014 06:35 PM (MMC8r)

163 156 They say Soros has 3 billion in put options now....

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 10:34 PM (kxSZr)


*ears perk up*


Link?

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 06:35 PM (mQwL2)

164 Speaking of old hardware: we have a (at the time) $300 Walmart Acer that the kids use. The screen crapped out. Replacement screen? $180. The maths don't work for me.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 06:36 PM (JMmQ9)

165 Haven't played around with BeOS is years. Tried out the mini version back in the '90's but could never get it to recognize the existence of my mode. Too bad it was killed off and the code locked awayÂ… Look at the Haiku OS. https://www.haiku-os.org/

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 06:36 PM (QupBk)

166 Mindy! How have you been?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2014 06:36 PM (lr3d7)

167 This is just like the Philly flash mobs stealing shit. These people have figured out that numbers trump anything. Put a 100 thugs in a 7-11, take anything you want. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 10:04 PM (0FSuD) Then gripe because no one wants to put a grocery store in their neighborhood.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 06:36 PM (mHWo2)

168 College Students Sign Petition to Imprison All Gun Owners How many “enlightened” college students would sign a petition to arrest and execute registered gun owners? 80%. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4912

Posted by: The 2nd Amendment Hat at February 17, 2014 06:37 PM (AymDN)

169 ManWithNoParty: thanks for the response. It's been a while for me too but I'm trying to get back into video for a number of personal and professional reasons. Including that I miss it a bit and would like to get up to speed on some new developments; so much has changed since I was last doing public access TV in the late 1990s. (We used Amiga computers to do our character generation and other special effects, among other things, to show how long ago it was.)

As simply as I can word my issue: I'm wondering, does *any* camera that has a time code generator, then *export* that time code to an external audio recorder for easy sync in a digital editing program later on?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:37 PM (HVI5a)

170 Flood the market with that much money and you will not see squat for returns on it. Posted by: TSgt Ciz at February 17, 2014 10:35 PM (af5xa) Static Analysis strikes again!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 17, 2014 06:37 PM (KJB+Z)

171 Because the average investor never made that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 10:34 PM (4Mv1T)


I've *been* making that.  You just stick your money in a fund that tracks the S (f'k ampersands) and P.

Posted by: AD at February 17, 2014 06:38 PM (E31Rf)

172 Alex, things are good here.  Trying to decide when to start agitating for our spring Morondezvous.  I'm thinking we may see some late snows this year and thus will want to wait till May or so.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 06:38 PM (mQwL2)

173
I cut off contact with several liberal friends after the 2012 election. Two of them called me and left messages, and didn't try again after I failed to return their calls.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 10:20 PM (sdi6R)



See, I hate it when people do that.  It's disrespectful.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2014 06:38 PM (lr3d7)

174 I've *been* making that. You just stick your money in a fund that tracks the S (f'k ampersands) and P.
Posted by: AD at February 17, 2014
------------------------------------------

For how long?

I'm talking about a 30 year investor.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 06:38 PM (4Mv1T)

175 Oops, getting senile, it's only 1.3 billion....

http://tinyurl.com/po58cek

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 06:39 PM (kxSZr)

176 So I guess the Russian satellite and the asteroid totally missed wiping out Humanity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 17, 2014 06:39 PM (fpSpD)

177 169 I'm guessing that would depend on your recording medium as opposed to the camera. For instance, if using something like an Epiphan or Media server for the record, you ought to be good to go if set up correctly. I hope I'm answering the question you, asked.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 06:40 PM (ojnk6)

178 Because I'm sure they meant to continue putting money in peoples accounts each year.

No matter what they do, it wont work.

Markets reward and punish according to what people do with their time and product (be it labor, creativity, engineering, property, cash or what have you). If what your product is, happens to also be plentiful, then you'll not get much back for it unless you make it unique and desirable in some way.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at February 17, 2014 06:40 PM (af5xa)

179 #124

If it will run Vista it will run Windows 7. The requirements for Win7 are actually a bit less because they created a low RAM mode to better support netbooks when that was still a thing. Likewise, Windows 8 will run on anything that was adequate for Vista or 7.

Basically, the Core 2 Duo was the place where Microsoft said this was a good point of entry for a while. Things have shifted toward 64-bit and more RAM but the machine I originally built as a Vista testbed was in service right up through the Win8 betas and is still in storage as an emergency backup or loaner. It just got too cheap to build much more powerful new machines.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 06:40 PM (bPxS6)

180 So I guess the Russian satellite and the asteroid totally missed wiping out Humanity.

Drat and double drat!!!!1!

Posted by: Vlad "your friend in government" Putin at February 17, 2014 06:40 PM (HVI5a)

181 139 It truly takes a liberal to believe in a government sponsored retirement account. The account would either A) have no real funds in it and create a massive problem when the first year's worth of babies come of age to collect, or B) the money would be stolen by politicians seeking to fund other boondoggles in the near term. Either way, no way in hell is the money there when the time comes to pay out. We're talking about 336,000,000,000,000 ($84K * 4 million, leaving aside attrition) just lying around waiting for the payout date. Sure, it'll be there, safe and sound. Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 10:30 PM (bPxS6) They are hoping that some of those people kick off before 65 so they don't have to pay those out. Roughly about 25% will die before 65, so their accounts will be "shared" with others. Don't worry, I fully expect that the Feds will confiscate all 401K's and other retirement accounts to "share" with our less thrifty fellow citizens.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (HxSXm)

182 Whoever wrote this used the wrong table. $1,000 per year for 65 years @ 5% won't get to $750,000. Probably figured no one would check. Posted by: Agitator ----------------------- If I read the plan correctly, there is an initial deposit of $1000, followed by 5 years of additional deposits of $500/year. At 5% compounded annually, it works out to around $78,000 after 65 years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (aDwsi)

183 176 So I guess the Russian satellite and the asteroid totally missed wiping out Humanity. Humanity or Hannity? Both ok with me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (HVff2)

184 The key to saving is to know when to hold em and know when to sell em. Most of my money is in stocks, but I have a bunch of life insurance also. NY Life and NW life policies have a guaranteed return of 2-3% and usually it is more. I have some 20 year old policies, whole life, I pay in $2 and get $3. Just saying combined interest DOES work. Life policies are a double edged sword. You get the protection for the first 20 years and then when you don't need the protection you get the return. My sons have $100K policies that cost $700 a year, they get no or very little cash value for about 20 years, then it is like magic, every year the policy cash value grows till about 30 years they still have the policy and a $100K in cash. TAX FREE. PRAISE GOD!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (0FSuD)

185 175  Thanks, SpongeBobSaget.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (mQwL2)

186 I wish that Washington quote was accurate. Unfortunately, it appears to be a fiction based on one of Washington's inaugural addresses.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (NBhge)

187 I just went and looked and my 401K made 9.18% last year. My 403b, in slightly more risky investments, made 24.12%. But last year, and this year for that matter, was a ridiculously inflated market.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (QupBk)

188 Because the average investor never made that. Well sure, because Mr. Average doesn't just put it there and leave it. Money going into stocks needs to be seen by the investor as gone, same as if he blew it on hookers and blow. Invest it and forget it and you'll get returns like that. Buy, sell, move every time Wall Street goes hiccup and you won't make boo.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (N/cFh)

189 Hello Kitty bed spreads, microwave ovens, personal massager, laptop, toaster, etc.  Yes the evil spawn of Sanrio has thoroughly infiltrated the market.  All that is missing is a Hello Kitty car, but you can get decals to make your car a Hello Kitty car.  The doom is complete.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 17, 2014 06:42 PM (fpSpD)

190 For how long?

I'm talking about a 30 year investor.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 10:38 PM (4Mv1T)


30 years ago it was impossible, because funds that didn't exist (at least ones that were readily available to average investors).  Those have been available through places like Fidelity for a while now, though.

Posted by: AD at February 17, 2014 06:43 PM (E31Rf)

191 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 06:43 PM (T1005)

192 I've *been* making that. You just stick your money in a fund that tracks the S & P. Posted by: AD ------------ There..., better?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:44 PM (aDwsi)

193 If I read the plan correctly, there is an initial deposit of $1000, followed by 5 years of additional deposits of $500/year. At 5% compounded annually, it works out to around $78,000 after 65 years. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 10:42 PM (aDwsi) *****

Posted by: fuckin math at February 17, 2014 06:44 PM (q0r5L)

194 (Singing) My vibrator has a first name It's O. S. C. A. R.

Posted by: Bawbwa WaWa at February 17, 2014 06:44 PM (xWgW3)

195 189 Hello Kitty bed spreads, microwave ovens, personal massager, laptop, toaster, etc. Yes the evil spawn of Sanrio has thoroughly infiltrated the market. All that is missing is a Hello Kitty car, but you can get decals to make your car a Hello Kitty car. The doom is complete. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 17, 2014 10:42 PM (fpSpD) How about a Hello Kitty monster truck? With a Hello Kitty Gatling gun mounted on the roof? Lord Humungous wouldn't know what to make of that!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2014 06:45 PM (LIQGY)

196 Since you guys are talking investments... I asked this a few weeks ago but didn't get a response.

Which online brokerage do you guys recommend? I personally like E*Trade, but the best recommendations seem to all go to Scottrade, TD Ameritrade, and optionsXpress (which is run by Charles Schwab).

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:45 PM (HVI5a)

197 Scottrade is cheap and reliable, but you won't get any advice.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 06:46 PM (QupBk)

198 176 So I guess the Russian satellite and the asteroid totally missed wiping out Humanity. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 17, 2014 10:39 PM (fpSpD) SMOD! Why doth thou forsake us?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 17, 2014 06:47 PM (84gbM)

199 I think the thermal fuse went out in my dryer. Is replacing it as easy as the youtube videos make it seem? Do I need special knowledge or is it really just 1)unplug dryer 2) take of vent hose 3) move away from wall 4) take off back of dryer 5) Unplug and remove old fuse 6) plug in and replace with new fuse 7) Put the back back on and reattach the vent hose and then plug in. Because this seems like something I could do on my own, but I don't want to burn my house down trying.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 06:48 PM (6E7W2)

200 197 Scottrade is cheap and reliable, but you won't get any advice. Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2014 10:46 PM (QupBk) Hide posts from (QupBk)


I would consider that a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 06:48 PM (T1005)

201 Lauren 8. Blue air %%%%#}{}

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 06:49 PM (HVff2)

202 196
qdpsteve, I use eOption.  $3 per transaction, $0.10 per option contract.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 06:49 PM (mQwL2)

203 199 I think the thermal fuse went out in my dryer. Is replacing it as easy as the youtube videos make it seem? Do I need special knowledge or is it really just

1)unplug dryer

2) take of vent hose

3) move away from wall

4) take off back of dryer

5) Unplug and remove old fuse

6) plug in and replace with new fuse

7) Put the back back on and reattach the vent hose and then plug in.

Because this seems like something I could do on my own, but I don't want to burn my house down trying. Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 10:48 PM (6E7W2) Hide posts from (6E7W2)



It should be something that easy -- a fuse is designed to be replaced.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 06:49 PM (T1005)

204 Lauren - Have a go, replacing the fuse is not dangerous. The question is (if in fact the fuse is blown), is why did it blow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

205 How about a Hello Kitty monster truck? With a Hello Kitty Gatling gun mounted on the roof? Lord Humungous wouldn't know what to make of that! Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2014 10:45 PM (LIQGY) http://images.puella-magi.net/3/31/EC02.jpg?20110331011131

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 ~にゃん at February 17, 2014 06:50 PM (AymDN)

206 157 The average annualized return of the SP since 1926 is 9.77%. How is this wrong? http://tinyurl.com/bd968gw Posted by: AD at February -------------------------------- Because the average investor never made that. Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 10:34 PM (4Mv1T) Average investor "chases the market". When they hear of a hot stock, they buy it thinking it will remain hot. It doesn't. By the time they buy the stock, it has hit it's high. When it comes time to sell, they sell on the lows, not the highs. Pros are buying and selling on what will happen in 6 months, not tomorrow. They will see the trends befor the average investor even thinks about what is going to happen.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 17, 2014 06:50 PM (HxSXm)

207 204 Lauren - Have a go, replacing the fuse is not dangerous. The question is (if in fact the fuse is blown), is why did it blow? Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 10:50 PM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi)



........and I was just circling around to say that.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 06:51 PM (T1005)

208 Hello Kitty vibrator has some potential.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 06:51 PM (JdEZJ)

209 mindy: haven't heard of that one. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:51 PM (HVI5a)

210 Qdpsteve, I'd be happy to discuss this further off the board, if you could tell me how to best accomplish that. Not sure how to put an email link in my nic, but I think I have it there.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 06:51 PM (ojnk6)

211 Wanna make money? Invest in stocks. Long term it's pretty much a sure bet. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 10:26 PM (0LHZx) I have a couple of mutual funds which do well over the long term, however, at some point I will need to put them into something less volatile. I don't intend to use the money for several years.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 06:52 PM (mHWo2)

212 ........and I was just circling around to say that. Posted by: cthulhu -------------- Yeah, but you probably would not have double-verbed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:52 PM (aDwsi)

213 Been suffering from a stomach bug all weekend so you'll have to fill in some of the ONT gaps on your own Content? We don't need no stinkin' content! Good evening, horde.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 06:52 PM (VvCsn)

214 Hello Kitty vibrator has some potential. Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 10:51 PM (JdEZJ) It exists and sells well enoughÂ… http://tinyurl.com/yhvm539

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 ~にゃん at February 17, 2014 06:53 PM (AymDN)

215 199 Because this seems like something I could do on my own, but I don't want to burn my house down trying. Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 10:48 PM (6E7W2) I have the same concern about trying to repair a leaky faucet in my bathtub.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

216 204 Lauren - Have a go, replacing the fuse is not dangerous. The question is (if in fact the fuse is blown), is why did it blow?

Yeah, could just be a one time surge, could be a defect somewhere else in the dryer, cheaper just to replace the fuse and see if it blows again before having it checked out.

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 06:53 PM (xRDdL)

217 ManWithNoParty: thanks, we can do that. Let me get back to you in a day or two.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:53 PM (HVI5a)

218 "s. The question is (if in fact the fuse is blown), is why did it blow?" Well the dryer tumbles but doesn't heat up which is what makes me think it is the fuse. It will dry the clothes eventually, but it takes literally all day. I think it blew because it overheated because the cycle gets stuck and won't turn itself off so it ran for too long. If I avoid that cycle, it shuts off when it should. This is a super cheap dryer that we've had for 10 years so it's not like it would be a huge loss, but if I can spend $10 on a fuse instead of hundreds on a new dryer, obviously I'd be pretty happy.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 06:54 PM (6E7W2)

219 http://tinyurl.com/o329hsp

Putting into detail the horrific waste of the stimulus for anyone who isn't an Obama crony who cashed in.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 06:54 PM (bPxS6)

220 E*Trade - unbelievably bad customer service in the 90s (slow execution, wrong 10-99s, you name it) probably better now.

Scottrade - awesome, except when I retired they couldn't (or wouldn't) handle my IRA distributions

 TD Ameritrade - the borg, ruins every broker they acquire
 
optionsDistress - not bad unless you get into something exotic where they don't understand the margin manual.

Trade King is the best i've ever used for complex options.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 06:54 PM (kxSZr)

221 Hello Kitty vibrator has some potential. *** Dude. You had to know it exists already. But,of course it does. http://amzn.to/1eKykTn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 06:54 PM (DmNpO)

222 Mindy,

May would be good, or even June.  I have a feeling it's going to be a cold, wet Spring.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 17, 2014 06:54 PM (lr3d7)

223 I wanted to invest in Genentech for a long time, but then found out they've been bought out by someone else (although I understand they still operate under that name).

Anybody know who bought them?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:54 PM (HVI5a)

224 Any bullet supply that the DHS buys is not from the supply available to the general public. They should have their own wholesale supply that does not affect the retail market. That goes for anything. McDonald's wholesale potato useage does not affect the overall potato supply use even if they buy train loads of potatoes per day.

Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at February 17, 2014 06:54 PM (bkAvJ)

225 I have the same concern about trying to repair a leaky faucet in my bathtub. Posted by: rickl ------------------- OK..., that needs some 'splaining. I mean, you must have some interesting plumbing in that bathtub.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 06:55 PM (aDwsi)

226 SpongeBob: thanks!!

Yeah, online investing I think is kind of like where automobiles were in 1910. Still a lot of bugs to work out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:56 PM (HVI5a)

227 Because this seems like something I could do on my own, but I don't want to burn my house down trying. Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 10:48 PM (6E7W2) I have the same concern about trying to repair a leaky faucet in my bathtub. Wait, you have that water that catches on fire?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:56 PM (0FSuD)

228 There was no way Shirley Temple was a commie. Of this I could be sure by seeing some of the leftie tweets about her death, summed up as "Yay. That bitch is finally dead."
 
Just wanted to note that the Olympics are broadcast by NBC, the parent company of MSNBC, the Spawn of Satan Network.
 
Finally, the lowest percentile group not knowing the Earth circles the Sun is 18-29 y.o. Democrats, at 27%. This is the group most responsible for the election of Dear Reader.
 
Sigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 06:56 PM (wNF3N)

229 The Swiss global health-care company F. Hoffmann-La Roche AG now completely owns Genentech after completing its purchase on March 26, 2009 for approximately $46.8 billion.

So says Wiki.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 06:57 PM (bPxS6)

230 I have a Hello Kitty lunch box. Siriously.

Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2014 06:57 PM (btTLZ)

231 227 Because this seems like something I could do on my own, but I don't want to burn my house down trying. Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 10:48 PM (6E7W2) I have the same concern about trying to repair a leaky faucet in my bathtub. Wait, you have that water that catches on fire? Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 10:56 PM (0FSuD) Seee!!!! Fraking!!!!!

Posted by: Global Warming Tinfoil hat wearer at February 17, 2014 06:57 PM (84gbM)

232 218 "s. The question is (if in fact the fuse is blown), is why did it blow?"

Well the dryer tumbles but doesn't heat up which is what makes me think it is the fuse. It will dry the clothes eventually, but it takes literally all day.

I think it blew because it overheated because the cycle gets stuck and won't turn itself off so it ran for too long. If I avoid that cycle, it shuts off when it should.

This is a super cheap dryer that we've had for 10 years so it's not like it would be a huge loss, but if I can spend $10 on a fuse instead of hundreds on a new dryer, obviously I'd be pretty happy. Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 10:54 PM (6E7W2) Hide posts from (6E7W2)



It may be even simpler than that. If it's on a 220 plug, electric dryers typically run the motor on one phase and the heater on the other. Check the power, first.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 06:57 PM (T1005)

233 Am I missing it or did we really get to over 200 comments with no one saying "I was told there would be no math on this blog?"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 17, 2014 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)

234 230 I have a Hello Kitty lunch box. Siriously. Well, get the matching vibrator!

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:58 PM (0FSuD)

235 Epobirs: thanks for the info. So Roche got 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2014 06:58 PM (HVI5a)

236 "You can't blame the cop in Oakland for getting the fuck out of there. What's the upside, call for help and start a race riot. Nah, let them shot each other up."

Any cop with a lick of sense in or around Oakland looked at what happened to Officer Johannes Mehserle and reconfigured their behavior accordingly.

You can't be tried for Murder One after accidentally shooting a resisting perp to death if you just are not at the scene of the crime when the perps are there. It's a remarkable simplification.

So you get this spectacle of police responding to urgent 9-1-1 calls with full lights and siren, driving at precisely 25 miles per hour, coming to a full stop at every intersection, giving the crims plenty of time to get away.

Don't think the local thugs took long to figure out this new way of operating.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 06:58 PM (gqT4g)

237 I'm picturing a hair dryer rigged up to the shower head in rickl's houes.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 06:58 PM (6E7W2)

238 Well, 250's coming up, so we can talk about guns and shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 06:58 PM (0FSuD)

239 Well now I've seen it all. C'mon SMOD!

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 06:58 PM (JdEZJ)

240 I don't have a good track record with do-it-yourself repairs.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

241 The kid save thing would barely cover the rate of inflation at 5%

Posted by: Northernlurker, moron wannabe at February 17, 2014 06:59 PM (BLAfs)

242 Use a clothesline, darling, just like I do.

Posted by: babs streisand at February 17, 2014 07:00 PM (vAnfs)

243 TheMissus™ is driving an old (6 -7 years old?) Compaq laptop w/Vista. She's beaten the hell out of it; I've had to replace the hinges a couple of times, and to make any of the ports work requires toothpicks and bits of card stock. I need to replace it; is Win8 as bad as I've been reading? I see that HP is offering new Win7 laptops (I drive a HP Pavilion dv6 w/Win7 and have no issues at all {as far as the 'puter goes}) Shorter question: Should I search for a new Win7 laptop, or foist a new Win8 box on her? Background: we have a cookbook, "Six Ingredients or Less Crock-Pot Recipes" that TheMissus™ says is too "complicated" Your thoughts?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

244 Oh very cool. Florida just made it a helluva lot easier to get your concealed carry permit. Previously the only place that could process your paperwork was the agricultural office. There's only 8 of those in the entire state. As of today, your local tax collector's office can also process the paperwork.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 07:00 PM (GEICT)

245 "Check the power, first." I checked the breaker box and everything looked ok there.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 07:01 PM (6E7W2)

246 243 Given that description Alton, I'd be looking at tigerdirect.com for a Win 7 machine for her. She. Will. Not. Like. Win 8.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:02 PM (ojnk6)

247 Oops. Didn't make it to 250.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 07:02 PM (GEICT)

248 Nice variety in the post, Mr. Maetenloch. Thanks. Re the Oakland video: The "Wild West" was mostly more civilized than that. That's just plain "wilding."

Posted by: mindful webworker - pretending to be here momentarily at February 17, 2014 07:02 PM (U13jb)

249 Win 8 is as bad as you have heard. Stick with 7.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 07:02 PM (JdEZJ)

250 Windows 8 is the worst thing in the world. I'm not even joking. Literally the worst. I can't even tell you how much I hate it, especially on my touch screen lap top. "No, you bastard, I was moving the cursor not making a gesture. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 07:03 PM (6E7W2)

251 Finally, the lowest percentile group not knowing the Earth circles the Sun is 18-29 y.o. Democrats, at 27%. This is the group most responsible for the election of Dear Reader.

Sigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 10:56 PM (wNF3N)



Yes, they are the ignorant. But they portray us as such. And they win. Go figure.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 07:03 PM (3qZbZ)

252 ... "complicated"

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 11:00 PM (JMmQ9)

And Win8 kind of go together for the non-technical user. It has many UI departures from Win7, so she's going to be lost for a while and only you can say how many repetitions she's going to need to learn the new thing.


Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 17, 2014 07:03 PM (IPz9m)

253 @243 Go with the Win 7! You can always upgrade if you want and the win 7 units probably are going cheap. I have a dv6 and it's a great unit for the money. KISS, Keep It Simple Stupid

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:03 PM (0FSuD)

254 "As of today, your local tax collector's office can also process the paperwork." There's a joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 07:03 PM (6E7W2)

255 IÂ’m nice & comfy under my newly washed comforter in my chair. I had a floor from spilling coffee on it this morning when I brought it out to the kitchen to keep me warm until heat came up. Kitchen floor is washed by flood. I believe it was last year I had two women come here & clean house for me. They would not wash kitchen floor with Mr Clean or anything else, they used Tide.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 07:03 PM (z4WKX)

256 At 5% compounded annually, it works out to around $78,000 after 65 years. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 10:42 PM (aDwsi) **** Keeping in mind that it is a government-held account, after 65 years the kid would be handed a scrap of notebook paper with "Here's your $700,000--bwahahahahaha" written on it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 17, 2014 07:03 PM (g4TxM)

257 Breaker box?
Only once, honey.

Posted by: sandy fluke at February 17, 2014 07:04 PM (vAnfs)

258 The kid save thing would barely cover the rate of inflation at 5% Posted by: Northernlurker -------------- That's OK, because inflation is good, and will enhance the economy, more than offsetting the cost to their 'savings'.

Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize Winning Economist at February 17, 2014 07:04 PM (aDwsi)

259 We all get these, but this one struck me as funnier than usual. From my inbox, 5 minutes ago: " Hello, I am Mr.John Flint, from HSBC Bank in England London,Am contacting you If you are instant of taking urgent loan from our Bank, For your business or other things, You can respond back to us asap Note: That all information should be sent to this email at (XXXX_hsb@yahoo.com ), The form is attach fill and send back to us as soon as possible. Mr.John Flint Email must be sent to ( XXXX_hsb@yahoo" Well how about that. Big company like HSBC using yahoo.com as their email provider, who would have thunk it? Guess they do things differently over there in England, London. Well, since he got me in my instant of urgency, maybe I'll take him up on it. I'll sure keep him in mind as a backup if the good friend of my father the deposed prince can't make it over the border of XXXXXXX (Can't say, don't want to give him away) with his gold Krugerrands.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 17, 2014 07:04 PM (N/cFh)

260 245 "Check the power, first."

I checked the breaker box and everything looked ok there. Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 11:01 PM (6E7W2) Hide posts from (6E7W2)


It should, specifically, be one-half of one of the bridged ones (if they're not labeled).

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 07:05 PM (T1005)

261 Not your typical Snowman.  And not something you would see in Calvin and Hobbes.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/selection-du-weekend-75-37.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 17, 2014 07:06 PM (fpSpD)

262 You know what is sad? To see all those win 8 lap tops at Costco NOT selling. Someone is getting fucked. I expect to see the prices fall and fall till graduation time in may.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:06 PM (0FSuD)

263 Shorter question: Should I search for a new Win7 laptop, or foist a new Win8 box on her?

Win 8 and Win 7 are basically the same except for the Start and App screens, which are pretty close to useless on a desktop or laptop. However, on Win 8.1 you can easily set it to boot directly to the desktop so you don't even have to mess with the Start and App screens. I'd say go with Win 8 just because the support life span will be longer than Win 7.

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 07:06 PM (xRDdL)

264 199 Lauren Disconnect the flexible duct that flows to the outside. It may be clogged with lint from the dryer. The blockage could create heat that would trip the fuse. But I'm guessing.

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 07:06 PM (AugFh)

265 Given that description Alton, I'd be looking at tigerdirect.com for a Win 7 machine for her. She. Will. Not. Like. Win 8. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 11:02 PM (ojnk6) I'm looking for a new laptop too....with Win. 7. Is this a good machine/deal360? Dell Latitude E4310 Notebook PC - Intel Core I5-540M 2.530GHz, 4GB RAM, 250GB HDD, 13.3" Display, Windows 7 Professional 64-Bit (Off-Lease) - RB-DELE4310/2.4CI5 Or should I go with a different manufacturer? Who?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:06 PM (bCEmE)

266 *goes to double check breaker* Thanks, cthulhu.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 07:06 PM (6E7W2)

267 Here is the thing about toddlers and technology, great if they are using it a little bit but also getting lots of "real world" tactile stimulation through board books, toys, pots, pans, ya know the stuff of babyhood. But, the problem is there are a lot of idiots that are parents and those idiots would rather not interact with their offspring and so "jack them in" to technology too much. I really believe this will create a generation of semi comatose kids. Obviously this isn't directed at folks here because I think we all know how to set boundaries for our kids and because I think all of us are really glad to be parents so most of the time enjoy interacting with our kids.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 17, 2014 07:07 PM (RZ8pf)

268 Ooops....Is this a good machine/deal for $360?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:07 PM (bCEmE)

269 "This is a super cheap dryer that we've had for 10 years so it's not like it would be a huge loss, but if I can spend $10 on a fuse instead of hundreds on a new dryer"

Every year, without fail, I open up the dryer completely and get in there with a slim vacuum nozzle.

The #1 place for structure fires to begin in homes in North America is in garages.

The #1 place for fires to start in garages is in clothes dryers.

A pretty much unbelievable amount of lint gets past the lint trap. Some ends up caked along the hot air ducting. Some escapes into the inner works via seams. I make sure it's all gone inside and out, and that the entire path from dryer drum to outside vent is completely clean again.

Go vacuum the coils of the fridge and freezer while you're at it. This isn't meant to save you from a fire. It's meant to save you money on your utility bills.

Oh, and it might be wise to put a networked smoke detector in the garage. I believe that's code these days.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 07:07 PM (gqT4g)

270

My current washing machine is on life support. The timer won't advance on its on anymore.

Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2014 07:07 PM (btTLZ)

271 238 Well, 250's coming up, so we can talk about guns and shit. Hey Nip Sip! I was at the Gander in Apex today and they had a SHIT TON of 5.7 ammo there. Both FNH and American Eagle.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:08 PM (doBIb)

272 265 How much do they mant for it Tami, and is is factory refurbed with a warranty?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:08 PM (ojnk6)

273 Get better soon, Maet!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 17, 2014 07:09 PM (KL49F)

274 I'm talking about a 30 year investor. Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 10:38 PM (4Mv1T) My dad has quite a bit of Lockheed Martin stock from at least thirty years ago. More likely 40 +. The company was Martin Marietta when they bought it. But he isn't the norm.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 07:09 PM (mHWo2)

275 37 "Just leave him wondering what the hell happened rather than doing the right thing by telling him why you can no longer be friends. Sounds like my ex. I still don't know we split. I don't even want to be friends - just let me see the kids. And Bomber @ 44 - thanks for reminding me how bad Norfolk sucks. Try paying taxes here. Where did the dryer conversation start? Cthulhu is correct - one 110 leg runs the motor to soon, one 110 leg runs the heating element, = 220 volt circuit. Might be a bad heating element - may not be worth the trouble of replacing?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 07:09 PM (VvCsn)

276 268 Ooops....Is this a good machine/deal for $360? Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2014 11:07 PM (bCEmE) Tami, i don't know shit, but for $360 you can not buy a smart phone. Display is small, but I-5 is all you will need. Dell sucks, but what do you have to lose, buy it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:10 PM (0FSuD)

277 250 Windows 8 is the worst thing in the world. I'm not even joking. Literally the worst. I can't even tell you how much I hate it, especially on my touch screen lap top. Know what's worse than Win 8? The Holocaust.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 17, 2014 07:10 PM (N/cFh)

278 "I checked the breaker box and everything looked ok there."

Manually cycle each breaker. Old ones will sometimes trip without the lever noticeably moving. If you find that, replace accordingly.

Or if you have a voltmeter, it's a piece of cake to check that the receptacle is live on the appropriate slots.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 07:10 PM (gqT4g)

279 Hey Nip Sip! I was at the Gander in Apex today and they had a SHIT TON of 5.7 ammo there. Both FNH and American Eagle. Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 11:08 PM (doBIb) No shit. There was none at gun show. Think the Mooresville store will have it? I'll call, thanks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:11 PM (0FSuD)

280 Ooops....Is this a good machine/deal for $360?

Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2014 11:07 PM (bCEmE)


Maybe, I wouldn't expect it to last very long, were it me. Plus that's kinda small, I hope you have good eyes.



Thing is, if you need to use other ms products, then you gotta stay with windows, but if you just need something for the internet, install ubuntu on your current laptop, it doesn't even need to overwrite the existing os.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 17, 2014 07:11 PM (IPz9m)

281 All you folks are going to loooove my Cash For Culligans program!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at February 17, 2014 07:12 PM (vAnfs)

282 Dell sucks, but what do you have to lose, buy it. **** I've been thrilled with my Dells. All four of them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:12 PM (DmNpO)

283 Yeah, breakers all looked good, but I flipped the laundry room one for good measure anyway (hopefully not destroying anything in the process...)

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 07:12 PM (6E7W2)

284 I like my dells. Waaaaayyyyyy better than Sonys

Posted by: thunderb at February 17, 2014 07:13 PM (zOTsN)

285 Tami, I looked today at the Walmart site and at Dell and you can't get Win 7 on anything under about $800. Everything now has Win 8 so I won't be upgrading anytime soon. As much as I love Dell, I would not purchase Win 8.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:14 PM (DmNpO)

286 We've been happy with the Asus we got for Mr. Bassman.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:14 PM (mQwL2)

287 264 199 Lauren Disconnect the flexible duct that flows to the outside. It may be clogged with lint from the dryer. The blockage could create heat that would trip the fuse. But I'm guessing. Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 11:06 PM (AugFh) That's what I was thinking, our dryer vent seems to clog worse in the winter. The screen right at the outlet at the side of the house gets full of lint. Never had the dryer trip a fuse, but it starts taking forever to dry a load.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at February 17, 2014 07:14 PM (SREVj)

288 Tami, The only thing you would need to worry about is the hard drive. The unit is off a lease, so the drive has been spinning for a while. They do crash. Does the unit have any warranty? A new hard drive will cost almost as much as the entire unit, $300.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:14 PM (0FSuD)

289 Sonys are overpriced pieces of crap in my experience.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 07:14 PM (6E7W2)

290 Maybe, I wouldn't expect it to last very long, were it me. Plus that's kinda small, I hope you have good eyes. Thing is, if you need to use other ms products, then you gotta stay with windows, but if you just need something for the internet, install ubuntu on your current laptop, it doesn't even need to overwrite the existing os. Posted by: KG at February 17, 2014 11:11 PM (IPz9m) Yeah, changed my mind after I read more about it. I'm also looking at this Lenovo on Amazon....$585. Lenovo ThinkPad Edge 68852BU 15.6" Notebook - Intel Core i5 2.60 GHz - 4 GB RAM - 500 GB HDD - DVD-Writer - Intel HD 4000 Graphics - Genuine Windows 7 Professional 64-bit - 1366 x 768 Display - Bluetooth

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:15 PM (bCEmE)

291 No shit. There was none at gun show. Think the Mooresville store will have it? I'll call, thanks. Don't know about the Charlotte area, but I just saw the small pile of 5.7 V-max ammo this afternoon. I think it was $25 a box.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:15 PM (doBIb)

292 We found a good deal on the Asus at MicroCenter.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (mQwL2)

293 283 Yeah, breakers all looked good, but I flipped the laundry room one for good measure anyway (hopefully not destroying anything in the process...) Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 11:12 PM (6E7W2) Hide posts from (6E7W2)



Excellent! Now see if it works -- but review @269, first -- it's good advice.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (T1005)

294 Maybe, I wouldn't expect it to last very long, were it me. Plus that's kinda small, I hope you have good eyes. *** the Dell I use every day is a 14" screen and I have no problems with it whatsoever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (DmNpO)

295 WeirdDave - No need to use Yahoo address. You may just post your account information here Best Regards.

Posted by: Mr.John Flint at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (aDwsi)

296 In my experience at work (IT) HP laptops have held up better than any except my Toshiba. Lenovos are really hit and miss. Sonys are crap. Asus is ok. Haven't had any Dell laptops, never felt need to buy.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (IPz9m)

297 Tami, I think RAM is ok but HD space is low for anything you want to last for a while. Since you're still running Vista, you seem like someone who keeps them for some time. I'd still suggest looking at tigerdirect.com, and if you can afford a little more for a Win 7 pro machine with larger HD, go with it. YMMV.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (ojnk6)

298 BC, are you still here? How is your granddad doing?

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (doBIb)

299 285 Tami, I looked today at the Walmart site and at Dell and you can't get Win 7 on anything under about $800. Everything now has Win 8 so I won't be upgrading anytime soon. As much as I love Dell, I would not purchase Win 8. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 11:14 PM (DmNpO) I looked at the Dells at Wal-mart today. Yep...Win 8. Every laptop they had...Win 8. I walked away.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (bCEmE)

300 Nah, i just got a new 500gb hd for $60.

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (xRDdL)

301 Thanks for all the advice guys. Going to try it all...and then I'll report back tomorrow...hopefully successfully. I had to take all my laundry to the laundromat today *shudder*

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (6E7W2)

302 Check the refurbs at newegg. I just got a HP Elitebook 2.6 core duo, 4gb ram, 250 HD, Win 7 for $189.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (JdEZJ)

303 tights, leather boots, cape, and a jaunty chapeau... Look at me, I'm just like George Washington!

Posted by: Baraka O'Douche at February 17, 2014 07:16 PM (FcR7P)

304 Tami, do you travel with your laptop? If so, a bigger screen will mean more weight.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:17 PM (DmNpO)

305 289 Sonys are overpriced pieces of crap in my experience. Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 11:14 PM (6E7W2) They are expensive, but they are not crap. That's why Sony is quitting the computer business, overpriced.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:17 PM (0FSuD)

306

>> Or if you have a voltmeter, it's a piece of cake to check that the receptacle is live on the appropriate slots.

 

two  other things to check if you have that voltmeter

 

Resistance across the heating coil - open circuit or infinity means a bad coil      (reads as O.L on a Fluke model)

 

Resistance across that fuse you just pulled, better to make sure it actually was a blown fuse - just to possibly save you thast $10

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 07:17 PM (KDUNf)

307 My son recommended Asus. I've never seen or used one.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:17 PM (bCEmE)

308 Tami, one of my students has a Lenovo.  Seems like a good little machine.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:18 PM (mQwL2)

309 283 Yeah, breakers all looked good, but I flipped the laundry room one for good measure anyway (hopefully not destroying anything in the process...) ________ Your dryer will be on a two-pole, 30 amp breaker (two breakers, connected together, with a #30 on each switch) all by itself. You won't hurt anything by turning off every 30 amp breaker in the panel, then turning it back on - I promise. They can and do go bad over time. As mentioned above, a tester would be nice to verify that you have 220volts at the outlet. You can get one that will work for $2 at Walmart or HD to check, & it's not a bad tool to have around.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 07:18 PM (VvCsn)

310 #268

Pretty decent. I recently set up several of those for a client who needed to retire all of their XP boxes.

They generally behaved pretty well, though I had one occasion when I had to do a forced powerdown after it failed to come back from hibernation.

I assume you're looking at a refurb.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 07:18 PM (bPxS6)

311 Tami, ASUS is a well known brand and have been around a long time. They make top shelf stuff.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:18 PM (doBIb)

312 O was curious so I went back to that Hello Kitty vibe on Amazon and, yep, there are reviews. People are more than happy to give their opinion on absolutely anything.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:19 PM (DmNpO)

313 I think RAM is ok but HD space is low for anything you want to last for a while. Since you're still running Vista, you seem like someone who keeps them for some time. I'd still suggest looking at tigerdirect.com, and if you can afford a little more for a Win 7 pro machine with larger HD, go with it. YMMV. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 11:16 PM (ojnk6) I just get everyone's rejects. I want my own NEW one, damnit!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:19 PM (bCEmE)

314 Mrs. Hammers HP mini tower has Win 8. I curse every time I use the thing. The only reason Bill Gates is alive is that I haven't been able to get my hands around his throat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 07:19 PM (aDwsi)

315 The Gander Mtn here by remodeled a few months ago. They now claim to be the largest ammo store in the entire state. And they still don't have any fucking .22lr

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 07:19 PM (GEICT)

316
I had to take all my laundry to the laundromat today *shudder*

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 11:16 PM (6E7W2)

Poor thing.

sympathetic {{{{{Lauren}}}}}

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:19 PM (mQwL2)

317 304 Tami, do you travel with your laptop? If so, a bigger screen will mean more weight. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 11:17 PM (DmNpO) Nope, seldom if ever travel with it.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:19 PM (bCEmE)

318 296 In my experience at work (IT) HP laptops have held up better than any except my Toshiba I have to agree. Toshiba makes a damn good unit. I got wife one and wish I had hers. My HP's are nice, but the screen is not as clear, but the HP's were dirt cheap.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:19 PM (0FSuD)

319 Ditto on the refurbs from Newegg, Wal Mart has some decent refurbs too.

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 07:20 PM (xRDdL)

320 315 The Gander Mtn here by remodeled a few months ago. They now claim to be the largest ammo store in the entire state. And they still don't have any fucking .22lr Intercepted by warlords.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:20 PM (doBIb)

321 244 As of today, your local tax collector's office can also process the paperwork. Tax office/CCW no nothing can go wrong there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 07:20 PM (HVff2)

322 I'm also looking at this Lenovo on Amazon....$585.

Lenovo ThinkPad Edge 68852BU 15.6" Notebook - Intel Core i5 2.60 GHz - 4 GB RAM - 500 GB HDD - DVD-Writer - Intel HD 4000 Graphics - Genuine Windows 7 Professional 64-bit - 1366 x 768 Display - Bluetooth

Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2014 11:15 PM (bCEmE)


You are set on getting a new one? That could work, similar to what I have gotten in the past. Haven't really had major issues with them, one or two might have a sticking key, but you could do worse.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 17, 2014 07:21 PM (IPz9m)

323 Did I mention I finally found an 1894 for son? Gun show, win 1894 44 mag with Wangler tang, 16 in barrel. New, $800. I am happy. He better be.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:22 PM (0FSuD)

324 308 Tami, one of my students has a Lenovo. Seems like a good little machine. Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 11:18 PM (mQwL2) My husband has had his for 3 years. No problems to speak of.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:22 PM (bCEmE)

325 "I'm also looking at this Lenovo on Amazon....$585."

Lenovo do outlet sales via their own Web site.

Carefully read reviews. Some of their stuff is no longer built to the classic tanklike ThinkPad standards.

They have traditionally supported old hardware for longer than just about anyone else in the business. (Some institutional buyers who traditionally favored IBM have slow hardware refresh cycles. Lenovo inherited that tradition.) So if you plan to own the machine long enough to run it into the ground, they're a good bet.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 07:22 PM (gqT4g)

326 Given that description Alton, I'd be looking at tigerdirect.com for a Win 7 machine for her. She. Will. Not. Like. Win 8. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 11:02 PM Thx ManWithNoParty and the others of TehHorde for the input. A Win7 box it is. Maybe I'll get myself a sweet new 7 box, and hand-down my current sweet HP/Win7 box to TheMissus™. It would solve a few 'issues" here at Casa de AltonJackson. Then, I'd know how to fix siht on her 'puter (I have no clue in Vista) Thanks for the clarification, Horde.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 07:22 PM (JMmQ9)

327 314 Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 11:19 PM (aDwsi) Now, now Mr. Hammer your cat might be disappointed in you & your forced disappearance

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 07:22 PM (HVff2)

328 313 Newegg.com is another good suggestion I saw above Tami. I've never bought a used or refurbed machine because I beat mine to death doing video work on them. Asus also makes a good jachine from what I understand, although I've never owned one.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:23 PM (ojnk6)

329 Whatever happened to the "mind of Minolta?"  In  the trashbin of history with Wang?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2014 07:23 PM (BAS5M)

330 >> Dell Latitude E4310 Notebook PC - Intel Core I5-540M 2.530GHz, 4GB RAM, 250GB HDD, 13.3" Display, Windows 7 Professional 64-Bit (Off-Lease) - RB-DELE4310/2.4CI5
 
$360? Not bad. I'm writing this on a Dell Inspiron 15, with slightly weaker specs than above, but I paid $299 at Best Buy new over a year ago. Win 8, unfortunately.
 
It handles the tasks I want it to, and I don't play games on it. It does have a 15" screen which helps for tiny text sites, as you can blow them up some.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 07:23 PM (wNF3N)

331 #288

Where are you shopping? I would expect to pay more the $99 for a 1 TB 2.5" drive.

Even a 240 GB SSD can be had for under $150 these days. Which would actually be perfectly adequate if she isn't carrying around a lot of video files. An external drive can easily make up that deficit.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 07:24 PM (bPxS6)

332 Tami, it seems there used to be more quality difference among the different brands of Windows laptops.  Nowadays, they all seem to be similar quality, so you probably can't go too far wrong with anything that meets your specs.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:24 PM (mQwL2)

333 Now, now Mr. Hammer your cat might be disappointed in you & your forced disappearance Posted by: Misanthropic --------------------- Cat is only one step below Gates in the 'evil' category. Cat should be worried about his possible disappearance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 07:24 PM (aDwsi)

334 @322 Tami Lenovo bought the IBM line and they seriously have the best keyboards on a lap top. They make different grades of lap tops now, but all of them are excellent. Better than Dell and HP.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:24 PM (0FSuD)

335 Oops. I would NOT expect to pay more than $99 for a 1 TB 2.5" drive.

Newegg sells a Seagate 320 GB 2.5" drive for $40.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 07:25 PM (bPxS6)

336 You are not old enough to know how wrong you are. And my dad was a broker for 35 years. Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 17, 2014 10:29 PM (4Mv1T) ________ LOL. OK dude. Stocks have returned over 10% a year for the past 65 years. But that was a just a fluke. Your dad was a broker? Double LOL. So he was a salesman. Brokers don't know shit about anything except selling. Now had you said your dad was a trader...maybe it would mean something. PS: I worked in IB for 10 years. I know it's not anything as exciting as selling stocks as your dad, but maybe just maybe I picked up a thing or two in those 10 years....and in the 3 years I got my MBA. Or maybe not. I guess it's better to listen to Glenn Beck and buy gold.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:26 PM (0LHZx)

337 Fuck Dell:  http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/g/gundell.htm

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2014 07:26 PM (0AKks)

338 312 O was curious so I went back to that Hello Kitty vibe on Amazon and, yep, there are reviews. People are more than happy to give their opinion on absolutely anything. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 11:19 PM (DmNpO) Hellooooooo Kitty!

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2014 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

339 Last time I checked the cheaper solid state drives had really really slow write speeds.  Pro tip:  RAID a pair of velociraptors, SSD speed at half the price.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 07:26 PM (kxSZr)

340 Even a 240 GB SSD can be had for under $150 these days. Which would actually be perfectly adequate if she isn't carrying around a lot of video files. An external drive can easily make up that deficit. Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 11:24 PM (bPxS6) I am figuring someone is going to charge her $100 to put the thing in.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:27 PM (0FSuD)

341 I've gotten a couple of Asus (Asi?) at work and they haven't been bugging us, so yea, I'd put them in the consideration column, *except* that I think they tend above average on prices.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 17, 2014 07:27 PM (IPz9m)

342 333 Cat is only one step below Gates in the 'evil' category. Cat should be worried about his possible disappearance. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 11:24 PM (aDwsi) What is Mrs. Hammers take on the evil feline?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 07:27 PM (HVff2)

343 Pro tip: RAID a pair of velociraptors, SSD speed at half the price. Posted by: SpongeBobSaget ----------------------- Is there an on-line interpreter for Geek-to-English?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

344 329 Whatever happened to the "mind of Minolta?" In the trashbin of history with Wang?Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2014 11:23 PM (BAS5M)
So that's where my wang went!


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2014 07:28 PM (kVfSG)

345 I have a couple of mutual funds which do well over the long term, however, at some point I will need to put them into something less volatile. I don't intend to use the money for several years. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 10:52 PM (mHWo2) ______________ Then if you don't intent to use the money for several years, why are you worried about volatility? Serious question. Volatility is a bad thing if you need the money in the short term. If you don't, then don't worry about the short term ups and downs. People lose money when they try to chase trends or panic when there's a pull back. Don't do those things.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:28 PM (0LHZx)

346 339 Pro tip: RAID a pair of velociraptors meh Raid a pair of SSDs pimping the speed

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:28 PM (At8tV)

347 289 Sonys are overpriced pieces of crap in my experience.

Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2014 11:14 PM (6E7W2)

 

As opposed to Hewlett Packards, which are cheap pieces of absolute shit.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2014 07:28 PM (LI48c)

348
Oh they will easily get much more compounding than 5% or 12% interest in the burning times, but with inflation at zimbabwe% their 700 grand should get them a coffee and a sammich.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2014 07:28 PM (n0DEs)

349 Then if you don't intent to use the money for several years, why are you worried about volatility? Serious question. Volatility is a bad thing if you need the money in the short term. If you don't, then don't worry about the short term ups and downs. People lose money when they try to chase trends or panic when there's a pull back. Don't do those things. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February buy and hold is a suckers game.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 07:29 PM (rDidD)

350 326 As long as browsing history is scrubbed and HD carefully scanned for "indiscretions", go ahead and give it to her Alton. Ya know, being a 'ron and all....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:29 PM (ojnk6)

351 334 Nip Sip makes a good point about keyboards. It is much easier to type on chiclet-style keys than the keys with no spaces between.

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:29 PM (mQwL2)

352 A lot of the Asus (new) have Win 8. The used ones listed on Amazon have Win. 7 but I don't want a used.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 17, 2014 07:30 PM (bCEmE)

353

Some People Just Can't Be Happy

Or see other people happy. Because desperate need for attention. Exhibit A: February 14th.

 

could have just linked one of Moo Moo's comments for that exhibit.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2014 07:30 PM (LI48c)

354 There's this Tami... http://bit.ly/1gPscO5

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:30 PM (DmNpO)

355 Raid a pair of SSDs

OK raid 4 velociraptors.  I can keep playing this game till we reach the capacity of the southbridge.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 07:30 PM (kxSZr)

356 Is there an on-line interpreter for Geek-to-English? Pairing two fast hard rives together in RAID 0 configuration makes data transfer speeds very quick. RAID 0 is data striping: half the data goes to one drive, the half goes to the other. Both are merged back together when you access them. Each drive is responsible for putting up half the data, and the controller merges them together to make it coherent again.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:30 PM (doBIb)

357 "Windows 8 is the worst thing in the world. I'm not even joking. Literally the worst. I can't even tell you how much I hate it, especially on my touch screen lap top."

Apocryphally (I have not tried this myself), Windows 8 can be coerced to use the classic Windows shell instead of the dopey new smartphone derived interface.

It is still pretty much Windows 7 at lower levels of the OS. Really it's the interface that people find so counterintuitive and frustrating.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 07:31 PM (gqT4g)

358 BC1981, I Hope & prayed that your grandfather recovers. I donÂ’t know why I canÂ’t stay awake. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Carol at February 17, 2014 07:31 PM (z4WKX)

359 Okay Maet, how do I steal that George Washington jpg? I know from past experience that linking to AOS doesn't work.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 17, 2014 07:31 PM (bb5+k)

360 298 BC, are you still here? How is your granddad doing? Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 11:16 PM (doBIb) Hey EC. *sigh* I don't know man. I thought I knew where we stood and now I've got conflicting reports. Stick with me and I'll try to explain as succinctly as possible. He was in the hospital a couple weeks ago for serious breathing problems related to his COPD. He gets back home and he starts retaining a massive amount of fluid. Lower legs and feet started swelling horribly. So bad that the fluid started literally forcing its way through the skin. Docs put him on several meds to try and get him to flush that fluid. Limited to success. My dad goes over to his house today, late morning, to pick him up to and take him for some bloodwork. Found him very confused, very disoriented. Checked blood sugar and O2 levels. Those were fine, so he was worried that he had a stroke. Called rescue, they take him to the hospital. Several possibilities. Stroke. Dehydration from the meds flushing out extra fluid. Septicemia. I was under the impression that everything else had been ruled out and septicemia confirmed. Started him on lose dose antibiotics and were waiting for cultures to give them a better idea of what exactly they were dealing with and where it was located. I find out later this evening that no, that's not really the case. They think septicemia is still the most likely, but they ran a blood gas and the results absolutely did not match up with that diagnosis. In the words of one of his nurses, "We were standing there looking at his lab results and thinking 'SHIT. What is this?'" He was undergoing more testing tonight to try and fully rule out a stroke. Then, it's a matter of waiting for the culture results to come back in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 07:31 PM (GEICT)

361 What is Mrs. Hammers take on the evil feline? Posted by: Misanthropic ------------------- The little fcuker is pretty smart, cuddles up and purrs next to Mrs. Hammer..., cat kisses, kneading, that kind of stuff. Me? He walks up and bites. Mind you. I'm the one who feeds him, I'm the one who changes his litter, I'm the one who takes him for walks. Hell's bells, I'm the one who lets him use the computer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

362 Gonna sign off now. Mr. Bassman went to bed early due to a cold, so I will join him and keep him warm. Hasta mañana!

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:31 PM (mQwL2)

363 352 tami, ignore the heathens get a nice asus plenty of speed and power for you at a good price windows* is a pain but usable and at least all the drivers are stable

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:31 PM (At8tV)

364 This might be the most serious ONT I've ever read. That in itself, is the story of Obama. A raucous bar room setting with people worried about what the future may bring with an imbecile running the country. Happy President's Day !

Posted by: seamrog at February 17, 2014 07:32 PM (AugFh)

365 Shit, the gun crash has started. I was going to brag about buying a PS90 for $1500 two years ago. Last I looked they were going for $3200. Just checked, back to $1500 used. $2800 new.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:32 PM (0FSuD)

366 It is still pretty much Windows 7 at lower levels of the OS. Really it's the interface that people find so counterintuitive and frustrating.


Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:31 PM (gqT4g)


Supposedly they improved things under the hood in Win8, but none of that matters with that UI. I'm sure someone else can come up with a sufficient car analogy.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 17, 2014 07:32 PM (IPz9m)

367 Haven't had any Dell laptops, never felt need to buy. Posted by: KG at February 17, 2014 11:16 PM (IPz9m) Dell support has gone to shit in the last couple of years... And I say this as someone who is a Dell Reseller...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 17, 2014 07:32 PM (84gbM)

368 Way too much smart computer talk for me... I'm dreading buying a new smartphone this week - any tips on result good phones & the best plans / providers? I'm used to a Samsung S2 on T-Mobile now. It'll be my only source of internet for a while, btw. I want unlimited data, but can handle low volume phone/text. Thanks.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 07:32 PM (VvCsn)

369 #334

The low end models from Lenovo are as crappy as anyone's. We do work for Lenovo at events, especially CES, and we have to keep a certain number of Lenovo machines on hand because they don't want anything else to be seen in their booth/location. The Core i3 models we got in late 2012 had a lot of the same annoyances I found in cheap laptops in general. It's simply a limitation of what can be done for the price.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 07:33 PM (bPxS6)

370 CONCLUSIONS Our key finding is that broadcast media is still important as an amplifier and gatekeeper, but that it is susceptible to media activists working through participatory media to co-create the news and influence the framing of major controversies. Benjamin Crump’s strategy to focus PR efforts on broadcast media brought national attention to the story, which allowed groups like the Black Youth Project to amplify stories to their online communities, and informed actors like Cunningham who launched campaigns like the Change.org petition. Without the initial coverage on newswires and television, it is unclear that online communities would have known about the Trayvon Martin case and been able to mobilize around it. In the work of conservative and liberal commentators during “Act IV” in our analysis, we find that television and newspapers are sensitive to new developments in stories they have already begun to cover. This openness to new developments may make some news outlets unwitting amplifiers of outside political agendas, while other news outlets may intentionally amplify partisan messages when convenient, both products of networked framing. Some debates about the relationship between professional and nonprofessional media suggest a parasitic relationship between professional and social media, where professionals report stories and social media argues about them, creating little additional value. Our research suggests the narrative is far more complicated. In unearthing content from social networks about Trayvon's past, conservative bloggers attempted to contribute original reporting to the dialog, while Think Progress and others took on a verification role, challenging the facts unearthed and their interpretation. In some cases, members of the public using social media present interpretations of events which themselves become newsworthy, as in the case of newspapers amplifying the framing of Martin as blameworthy. In other cases, social media becomes a tool to organize responses to events reported in professional media. Responses like the Million Hoodie March and the “Am I Suspicious?” video became news stories in and of themselves, leading to additional coverage and extending the lifespan of the story. Finally, this study demonstrates the complexity of contemporary media ecosystems and the need for tools, techniques, and data sources that allow us to empirically study the spread of ideas between media, examining influences of participatory media on professional media and vice versa. Work like Memetracker’s ability to analyze quote propagation and manipulation across news media, Stuart Soroka’s use of automated coding and sentiment analysis to study newsroom bias and gatekeeping, and emerging uses of Media Cloud for controversy mapping should be continued and augmented with “real world” data and broader sources of media online and offline.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 17, 2014 07:33 PM (e8kgV)

371 BC, that sounds like an up and down day for you. I hope your GD is ok and nothing is wrong with him.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:33 PM (doBIb)

372 OK raid 4 velociraptors. I can keep playing this game till we reach the capacity of the southbridge. oh yeah? ****puts on geek hat**** pull the CD drive in the laptop....insert another SSD drive for raiding

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:34 PM (At8tV)

373 Well that little fuckers computer privileges would be yanked Mr. Hammer. I don't let the setters walk over me like that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 07:34 PM (HVff2)

374 Shit, the gun crash has started. ------------- Don't worry. Some sick asshole will do something stupid, and it will start all over again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 07:34 PM (aDwsi)

375 hang on , gotta go put on nbc so I cna change channels when fallon starts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 07:34 PM (rDidD)

376 Dell support has gone to shit in the last couple of years... And I say this as someone who is a Dell Reseller... *** In 14 years of owning Dells, I've never had to use their support.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:34 PM (DmNpO)

377 I'm looking for a new laptop too....with Win. 7. Is this a good machine/deal360? Dell Latitude E4310 Notebook PC - Intel Core I5-540M 2.530GHz, 4GB RAM, 250GB HDD, 13.3" Display, Windows 7 Professional 64-Bit (Off-Lease) - RB-DELE4310/2.4CI5 Or should I go with a different manufacturer? Who? Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2014 11:06 PM I've really liked the Dell desk-tops I've had, I've had "corporate" Dell lap-tops that were solid machines (Nazi Corporate IT Department, notwithstanding)

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 07:34 PM (JMmQ9)

378 "As opposed to Hewlett Packards, which are cheap pieces of absolute shit."

Sic transit gloria.

I still sling around a vintage HP 15C scientific calculator that I'm sure I will be buried with, assuming the ecoholics haven't prohibited such practices as doubleplusungreen by the time I shuffle off this mortal coil.

A once great engineering company done in by the rise to absolute power of the nontechnical managerial class. "Why, they're just nerds and geeks. We can do far better. We understand MARKETING, which is all you need, really."

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 07:35 PM (gqT4g)

379 Pssst...wanna hear a secret? All laptops are basically the same. They're all sourced with the same components from Taiwan and assembled in the same factories in Taiwan, Malaysia, Singapore, etc. The only difference is the name plate. So you can debate Dell vs Lenovo vs Toshiba all day long. You're basically debating which version of the nearly identical product do you like the best.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:35 PM (0LHZx)

380 Apocryphally (I have not tried this myself), Windows 8 can be coerced to use the classic Windows shell instead of the dopey new smartphone derived interface. It is still pretty much Windows 7 at lower levels of the OS. Really it's the interface that people find so counterintuitive and frustrating. Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:31 PM (gqT4g) Classic Shell is ok. At least it gives you the old menu. I don't think the search function works worth a damn though.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 07:36 PM (hPZii)

381 365 Shit, the gun crash has started. my V10 apparently is a highly sought item gunbroker has them listed as $1500 I just got mine for $575 (pain in the ass to reassemble to avoid the idiot scratch)

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:36 PM (At8tV)

382 Just checked, back to $1500 used. $2800 new. Prepare yourself. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fuquay-Gun-Gold-Inc/394429370607795

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:36 PM (doBIb)

383 I don't let the setters walk over me like that. Posted by: Misanthropic ------------------ He's a cunning little fcuk. The dog is terrified of him. Her instincts are good. Spawn of Satan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 07:37 PM (aDwsi)

384 Just saw on twitter that Team USA took gold in Ice Dancing

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:37 PM (DmNpO)

385 shredded chi, Sprint has unlimited data, but their coverage is limited in some markets. You don't want to know my opinion on phones. I'm an Apple fangrl. *ducks and runs*

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:37 PM (mQwL2)

386

 Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 11:35 PM (0LHZx)

 

you have a pretty mouth

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 17, 2014 07:37 PM (VrVBw)

387 368 Way too much smart computer talk for me...

I'm dreading buying a new smartphone this week - any tips on result good phones & the best plans / providers?
I'm used to a Samsung S2 on T-Mobile now.
It'll be my only source of internet for a while, btw. I want unlimited data, but can handle low volume phone/text.
Thanks.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 11:32 PM (VvCsn)

 

I've got an iPhone 5 on Verizon.  And honestly it is a functional phone.  I had a droid before and while there are some aspects of Apple that are maddening, like their OS updates, but you can say the same for an Android.  It does some stuff I like, and there were some features my droid had that I wished it had as well, such as widgets, and holding down the keys to select numbers and punctuations instead of always switching to the numbers keyboard.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2014 07:37 PM (LI48c)

388 379 All laptops are basically the same they're all clevos in the end

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:38 PM (At8tV)

389 Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 11:30 PM (doBIb) For speed? don't even bother with Hard drives... Sold State Drives (SSD) for the win... they've really come down in price. I run an SSD for OS and Programs... then run data off the Hard drive for large storage (video and such)... Just make sure your pagefile is JUST on the SSD...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 17, 2014 07:38 PM (84gbM)

390 Apparently, I  have been lucky with my HP laptop purchases.  I don't get all the HP H8.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2014 07:38 PM (BAS5M)

391 USA took gold in Ice Dancing Posted by: Niedermeyer's ------------------ Mixed emotions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 07:38 PM (aDwsi)

392 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 17, 2014 11:33 PM (e8kgV) Somebody is working towards playing some four dimensional chess. Excellent.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 17, 2014 07:38 PM (bb5+k)

393 (pain in the ass to reassemble to avoid the idiot scratch) Press and push up at the same time.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:38 PM (doBIb)

394 Don't worry. Some sick asshole will do something stupid, and it will start all over again. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 11:34 PM (aDwsi) my neighbor sold a few items at the top of the panic and made some nice$$. he now owns more really nice items that he bought when prices were more normal

Posted by: fuckin math at February 17, 2014 07:39 PM (q0r5L)

395 371 BC, that sounds like an up and down day for you. I hope your GD is ok and nothing is wrong with him. Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 11:33 PM (doBIb) Oh, something is very wrong. By the time my dad got to the hospital and filled out all the info, my grandfather didn't recognize him when he came into the room. Dad says he was talking virtually nonstop for hours, but it was total gibberish. Half the time not even actual words. Very disoriented, fighting the doctors and nurses on everything because he's so confused and doesn't understand what's going on.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 07:39 PM (GEICT)

396 Serious question for the Horde....how does anyone find the time to do the Twitter thing? Seems like a huge time suck that would be tough to keep up with.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:39 PM (ojnk6)

397 393 heh piece of tape I cheat

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:39 PM (At8tV)

398 Mr. Hammer you are outnumbered. My condolences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 07:39 PM (HVff2)

399 359 >> Okay Maet, how do I steal that George Washington jpg?
 
Right click on the image, use 'copy image location'. Paste that in a new tab, and it pops right up by itself.
 
PS I'm not Maet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 07:40 PM (wNF3N)

400 Serious question for the Horde....how does anyone find the time to do the Twitter thing? Seems like a huge time suck that would be tough to keep up with. Posted by: ManWithNoParty -------------- As opposed to this place, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 07:40 PM (aDwsi)

401 they're all clevos in the end Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 11:38 PM (At8tV) ________ Exactly. So the question is do you want a Clevo with a Dell sticker on it or a Clevo with a HP sticker on it or a Clevo with a Toshiba sticker on it?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:40 PM (0LHZx)

402 397 393 heh piece of tape I cheat Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 11:39 PM (At8tV) Fag!

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:40 PM (doBIb)

403 So I hope that Gingy isn't around. She'll be pissed I was hanging out with Dave.

Posted by: Gigny at February 17, 2014 07:40 PM (N/cFh)

404 @382 That gun is pretty ragged out. I think the lack of ammo is making bubba sell his gun. That and the stupid ammo prices. Which have started coming down. I suspect I could get what I have in mine, $1500. I've only shot about 500 rounds.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:41 PM (0FSuD)

405 Serious question for the Horde....how does anyone find the time to do the Twitter thing? Seems like a huge time suck that would be tough to keep up with. *** It can be a time-suck, but doesn't have to be. Just like with a blog, you only read and participate as much as you want.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:41 PM (DmNpO)

406 397 speaking of the V10 3.5 compact .45 12yo girl hitting 100m targets 2 out of 5 times I fucking love this gat only thing I don't like is the trigger pull is too small

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:41 PM (At8tV)

407 Norman Ornstein in National Journal has a idea that would make everybody a near-millionaire at retirement. Can you spot the giant error?

The idea that you could put $4 billion a year into an account somewhere and actually get 5% growth every year for 65 straight without something imploding. Interest doesn't magically appear out of the ether-whatever entity is holding the funds must in turn loan them out and generate better than 5% return every year. Since we have never had 10 consecutive years of 5% GDP growth (a fact that repeatedly comes up in relation to bullshit balanced budget proposals 10 years out), 65 is completely out of the question. Which means the entity overseeing the program must be making better decisions than the general economy. For 65 years.

Unless the plan is to park it at the federal reserve and just print the extra funds 65 years from now, in which case, eh, why not it's not like the country or the fed will be around that long anyway.

Posted by: Methos at February 17, 2014 07:41 PM (hO9ad)

408 Then if you don't intent to use the money for several years, why are you worried about volatility? Serious question. Volatility is a bad thing if you need the money in the short term. Â…. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 11:28 PM (0LHZx) I agree. I'm currently living on my pension. I intend to not take social security until I'm 67. The other assets are for later in my retirement, when the pension and social security aren't worth as much. So my intention is to leave the mutual funds alone for the time being. When it gets closer to the time that I will actually want to start using the money I will move them into something with less risk. I believe there are annuities designed for this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 07:42 PM (mHWo2)

409 And the other thing about laptops...the shittiest cheapest laptop of today was leading edge 18 months ago. You can't go wrong with anything on the market. For 99% of the buying public, 99% of laptops will meet all your needs.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:42 PM (0LHZx)

410 shredded chi, here's a comparison: http://techland.time.com/2014/02/14/which-wireless-plan-is-cheapest/

Posted by: Mindy at February 17, 2014 07:42 PM (mQwL2)

411 400 LOL Mike. Maybe I should have phrased it "in addition to".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:43 PM (ojnk6)

412 385 shredded chi, Sprint has unlimited data, but their coverage is limited in some markets.

I've been on Sprint for a while now and yeah, their coverage is......not great and 4g is still spotty at best. The unlimited data makes up for it a little bit, if you go to Sprint get an iPhone instead of Android, i've used both on their network and the iPhone just works better.

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 07:43 PM (xRDdL)

413 402 Fag! I do not own a truck and hate Ted Cruz (here comes the bannerhammer)

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:43 PM (At8tV)

414 390 Apparently, I have been lucky with my HP laptop purchases. I don't get all the HP H8.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2014 11:38 PM (BAS5M

 

Its because they bought Compaq for me.  Every Compaq I encountered from junior high to college, was absolute shit.  And it seems like after that I had friends with HP products and once again pieces of shit.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2014 07:43 PM (LI48c)

415 Right click on the image, use 'copy image location'. Paste that in a new tab, and it pops right up by itself. PS I'm not Maet. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 11:40 PM (wNF3N) I know how to grab the image and store it locally, what I want is to hot link it so I can post it on other websites. I've found out from past experience that if you hotlink to this website, pixy cuts the links later.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 17, 2014 07:43 PM (bb5+k)

416 Mr. Moo Moo how do you see the impact of municipal and state pension obligations from this point forward?

Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 07:44 PM (3qZbZ)

417 I still sling around a vintage HP 15C scientific calculator that I'm sure I will be buried with, assuming the ecoholics haven't prohibited such practices as doubleplusungreen by the time I shuffle off this mortal coil... Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:35 PM HP 12C Financial for me. It doesn't have an"=" button, so the Account Managers can't figure out how to use it, hence they don't steal it. I love Reverse Polish Notation...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 07:44 PM (JMmQ9)

418 BC, that sounds horrible. It almost sounds like a stroke crossed with dementia.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:44 PM (doBIb)

419 bbl

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 17, 2014 07:44 PM (bb5+k)

420 413 402 Fag! I do not own a truck and hate Ted Cruz (here comes the bannerhammer) Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 11:43 PM (At8tV) What's worse is you are Jay Cutlers butt boi.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 07:44 PM (HVff2)

421 "They think septicemia is still the most likely, but they ran a blood gas and the results absolutely did not match up with that diagnosis. In the words of one of his nurses, 'We were standing there looking at his lab results and thinking 'SHIT. What is this?'"

Ouch. Keenly felt sympathies. The sort of thing that is tough to hear.

But still, a medical team who admit that they don't have a definitive diagnosis is still to be preferred to one who have latched on to the wrong diagnosis and won't relinquish it.

Have they taken him off the meds they were using to try to get his fluid accumulation under control? To rule out a side effect?

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 07:45 PM (gqT4g)

422 I have always thought the restrictions on the types of firearms civilians are able to own is something of a problem. Having a prohibition on automatic weapons creates a qualitative difference in the firearms owned by civilians and military. now, with the advancements that are being made on the military side, the deterrent effect mentioned in the Washington quote above may be eliminated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 07:45 PM (rDidD)

423 58 Math is hard. Posted by: Barbie 404 at February 17, 2014 10:09 PM (Dwehj) --- The only correct answer to this is "Let's go shopping!"

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at February 17, 2014 07:45 PM (N/cFh)

424 For 99% of the buying public, 99% of laptops will meet all your needs. 8-O gamers everywhere are fainting

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:45 PM (At8tV)

425 I sort of figured the prices had peaked last year when two of my lawyer friends, who were not making a lot of money at the time, want to sell me guns. I helped out and bought over 30. Mostly got fair deals, but mostly got unregistered pistols etc. Like 20 some pistols. That's a lie NSA, I am making this shit up. Just bragging not true.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:45 PM (0FSuD)

426 When it gets closer to the time that I will actually want to start using the money I will move them into something with less risk. I believe there are annuities designed for this. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 11:42 PM (mHWo2) _________ Please, please, please promise me you will never get an annuity. It hurts me just to hear someone even contemplate such a thing. Trust me, it is a bad idea. It is always a bad idea. If you want out of stocks, put your money in some FDIC CDs or govt bonds. The return will be shitty, but you're guaranteed the principal. As for your mutual funds, check to see what your fees are. Some funds are criminal when it comes to the fees they charge. Anything over 1% a year and you're being ripped off. Best deal is get an index fund that has a 0.05% fee.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:46 PM (0LHZx)

427 #372

Except the CD interface will likely be SATA-2, at best. The I/O capability in low-end and older models is the big constraint.

For my next laptop, if that should happen any time soon, I want a 2nd gen mSATA slot for the boot volume and 2.5" slot for a high capacity platter drive that will be powered down most of the time. If you want to watch a video file, it can be most effective for battery life to copy it to the SSD and watch from there while the platter drive goes to sleep. That way the data is transferred at maximum speed rather than having the drive spinning for the duration.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 07:47 PM (bPxS6)

428 "It doesn't have an '=' button, so the Account Managers can't figure out how to use it, hence they don't steal it. I love Reverse Polish Notation..."

Ah ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah... RPN FTW.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 07:47 PM (gqT4g)

429 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 17, 2014 11:33 PM (e8kgV) Hide posts from (e8kgV)



Hmmm.....where is that from?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 07:48 PM (T1005)

430 hey, I googled womens bobsled and google gave me womens bobsleigh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 07:48 PM (rDidD)

431 424 For 99% of the buying public, 99% of laptops will meet all your needs. 8-O gamers everywhere are fainting Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 11:45 PM (At8tV) __________ Are gamers more than 1% of the buying public? I don't think so.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:48 PM (0LHZx)

432 That gun is pretty ragged out. I think the lack of ammo is making bubba sell his gun. It's new. I think. I don't see many used guns at his store.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:48 PM (doBIb)

433 Question for some Morons w/ used car, finance, experience. I just renegotiated my 62 days over-due Title Loan (Shuuut Up!, I KNOW!!!) So, I have saved my Dad and me from Homelessness (via some County and VA straight up charity also these past few months) got a decent full-time job in the last 3 weeks and... I dunno! It's not possible to get to work by 6AM taking the bus in this cow-town and I hear it can take anywhere between 2/12 to 3 hours to get to the major bus depot nearest me if you leave work after 2PM. Anyway, it's a new job and I want to always be on time and express a positive attitude (Yay, TEAM!!!) , so I have kept trying to keep my "Roller-Skate" (She's a 2000 RAV-4, with insanely great gas mileage that has made me a ton of bucks as a light merchandiser. I've been quoted $6,500 from Car-Max 3 yrs ago as a lien holder for a Bankruptcy, I think it's worth $5,230 (knowing what I have put into the vehicle as far as repairs and prophylaxis) Dude looked at and estimated that it would go for $4,500 Black-Book. He's probably a better judge than I am. Anyway, A Title Loan Co. has a loan out on me my car for $3,800 PRINCIPAL. I am too fuckin' embarrassed to admit the finance charges and the interest rate. (It HAD to happen!) When I "re-negotiated" my loan today (read, bought myself some necessary time using my vehicle to get through the training schedule, for my new job, from whence your new payments are remotely possible... I signed up for almost $200 every 2 weeks to be sucked out of my bank account automatically. I NEED to keep my vehicle, especially short and medium term (can't ever miss or be lateto training, not even a bit!). For this $9.50 per hour full-time job! I still think I'm a gigantic fool. Title Loan Center says that they will take a check or cash for the Principal. I should think that, I could get at least $3,000 for the car somehow on trade-in and be able to pay off the balance to the Title Loan Co. plus some more on a loan on the "new" car for something more reasonable than $400 per mo.?

Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 17, 2014 07:49 PM (D8ONs)

434 431 Are gamers more than 1% of the buying public? I don't think so. I hope not

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:49 PM (At8tV)

435 378 "As opposed to Hewlett Packards, which are cheap pieces of absolute shit."

Sic transit gloria.

I still sling around a vintage HP 15C scientific calculator that I'm sure I will be buried with, assuming the ecoholics haven't prohibited such practices as doubleplusungreen by the time I shuffle off this mortal coil.

A once great engineering company done in by the rise to absolute power of the nontechnical managerial class. "Why, they're just nerds and geeks. We can do far better. We understand MARKETING, which is all you need, really."

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:35 PM (gqT4g) Hide posts from (gqT4g)



....which is pretty much the story of Obama.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 07:50 PM (T1005)

436 with the advancements that are being made on the military side, the deterrent effect mentioned in the Washington quote above may be eliminated. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 11:45 PM (rDidD) well we are fucjed now, but any gun is better than no gun. and with Obama's force reductions 1million is the us military can't controll 300million us civilions without some other control structure.

Posted by: fuckin math at February 17, 2014 07:50 PM (q0r5L)

437 FWIW, WikiQuote says that that George Washington quote is a "spurious attribution." It expresses a fine sentiment, but Washington probably didn't say it.

Posted by: gp at February 17, 2014 07:50 PM (mk9aG)

438 FWIW, WikiQuote says that that George Washington quote is a "spurious attribution." It expresses a fine sentiment, but Washington probably didn't say it. Posted by: gp at February 17, 2014 11:50 who cares? I like it I 's gonna say it was George.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 07:52 PM (rDidD)

439 Another HP is shit story, when my HP-11 calculator died I wanted to get a HP-48, which was the ultimate geek calculator in it's day.  The post-Compaq HP wasn't making the 48 anymore but they did make a 49 which I'm thinking would be just like the 48 only better.  WRONG! 

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 07:52 PM (kxSZr)

440 I give you THE laptop to own http://tinyurl.com/q9rccf7 maxed out of course

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:52 PM (At8tV)

441 Thanks, Mindy, buzz, booger - I'll be checking out your link for the next few minutes, Mindy. I have no aversion to Iphone, just what I read on the interwebs - overpriced hipster gear, I guess... I can put a sticker over the apple logo, right? I'm in a decent-sized market , I think (largest military installation in the world?), so coverage shouldn't be a problem. I just need affordable, reliable internet, and the ability to make/take calls and texts. Thanks again.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 07:52 PM (VvCsn)

442 433 Question for some Morons w/ used car, finance, experience Moo Moo for the win/answer he fucking knows everything tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 07:53 PM (HVff2)

443 DT, For $400/month you could be driving a Lexus. What did you sign?

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:53 PM (doBIb)

444 418 BC, that sounds horrible. It almost sounds like a stroke crossed with dementia. Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 11:44 PM (doBIb) We thought stroke too. But other than the mental issues, he's not showing any other symptoms of a stroke. Apparently these symptoms can indeed be caused by septicemia. Have they taken him off the meds they were using to try to get his fluid accumulation under control? To rule out a side effect? Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:45 PM (gqT4g) That I'm not sure of. I'm not sure what they're doing with his meds. The prob with taking him off the diuretics is that the fluid build up is massive. That in and of itself can lead to infections. Or blood clots. With his diabetes, lower extremity issues are serious business.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 07:53 PM (GEICT)

445 It's new. I think. I don't see many used guns at his store. Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 11:48 PM (doBIb) Picture appear to show the bluing worn off the barrel? The list is $1500 so I doubt he's selling it for under list.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:53 PM (0FSuD)

446 433 Deety, you do what you have to in this crazy job market. I wish I had an answer for you, but given the situation described, all roads lead to another equally bad financial outcome. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:54 PM (ojnk6)

447 and with Obama's force reductions 1million is the us military can't controll 300million us civilions without some other control structure. Posted by: fuckin math at February 17, 2014 11:50 PM (q0r5L) Which is why they have militarized the Police...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 17, 2014 07:54 PM (84gbM)

448 Moo Moo for the win/answer he fucking knows everything tonight Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 11:53 PM (HVff2) _________ I don't know everything. I do know paying $400 a month to drive a 14 year old RAV 4 is about the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:55 PM (0LHZx)

449 Shit, EC for that price, I might buy another one.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:55 PM (0FSuD)

450 I hope not Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 11:49 PM (At8tV) You would be stunned with who the gamer community includes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 07:55 PM (GEICT)

451 *Makes note to avoid Oakland at all possible costs*
 
And while the citizens of Oakland appear to be well armed and have plenty of ammo, they don't appear to be disciplined in their use, as ole Georgie recommended in that quote.
 
I'd surely like to see those yoots come down here to the MS Coast and pull those tricks, though. They'd get to see moar guns, cops, badges, tasers, dogs, guns, billyclubs, handcuffs, guns, and jail cells than they even thought existed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 07:56 PM (wNF3N)

452 >>Shit, the gun crash has started. ------------- Don't worry. Some sick asshole will do something stupid, and it will start all over again. That's PRESIDENT sick asshole to you.

Posted by: BO in DC at February 17, 2014 07:56 PM (DI+ja)

453 440 I give you THE laptop to own http://tinyurl.com/q9rccf7 maxed out of course Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 11:52 PM (At8tV) Gaming laptops make no sense. If you are a hardcore gaming enthusiast who spends good money for parts, then a desktop is the way to go. You just drop in the latest and greatest part every six months until it's time to refresh the mobo and processor.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:56 PM (doBIb)

454 440 okay, my build is only 3988 where can I get $400 fast?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:56 PM (At8tV)

455 Deety keep your nose to the grindstone and work with what you have. Be patient and get it paid off. Drive it until the wheels fall off.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 07:56 PM (JdEZJ)

456 You would be stunned with who the gamer community includes. Posted by: BCochran1981 something only a gamer would say.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 07:56 PM (rDidD)

457 #379

I would disagree. The different brands have specific things they like to emphasize. For instance, if you favor the clitoral simulator pointing device in the keyboard, Lenovo is the brand most likely to offer that, as they acquired the patent in the purchase of IBM's PC business.

You can have five brands all coming out of the same factory but it can be the little details that distinguish them. The trick is getting enough decent review info to derive a preference.

I am reminded of visiting the Mitac booth back in the days when I'd work CeBIT. It would be funny to see a familiar item and see how many different companies marketed it under their own brand in their particular region.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 07:57 PM (bPxS6)

458 Seriously?!? Snow and ice falling. Fuck you Al Gore and the stupid ass religion you created.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 07:57 PM (hPZii)

459 I'd surely like to see those yoots come down here to the MS Coast and pull those tricks, though. They'd get to see moar guns, cops, badges, tasers, dogs, guns, billyclubs, handcuffs, guns, and jail cells than they even thought existed. Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 11:56 PM (wNF3N) I think you would be surprised at what goes on in some areas in every town. The wild west is just a ghetto away. Cops just don't want to mess with em and let em have at it. There are parts of CLT that you simply would not believe after midnight.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 07:58 PM (0FSuD)

460 something only a gamer would say. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 11:56 PM (rDidD) Ha! Not I, but I have quite a few friends in the community.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 07:58 PM (GEICT)

461 #453

It's about LAN parties. The really intense gamers cannot bear the latency that creeps into WAN connections.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 07:58 PM (bPxS6)

462 453 Gaming laptops make no sense I absolutely agree then again, my dumbass is on an alienware and the girls both have maxed out clevos

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (At8tV)

463 Deety. You're in a bit of a desperate spot but try not to act in desperation. With the money you are paying in interest and principle, you could quickly save the money to buy a used car.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (DmNpO)

464 Oakland has a good airport. Good alternative to SFO and Southwest has much cheaper options to OAK than either SFO or SJU

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (0LHZx)

465 He was undergoing more testing tonight to try and fully rule out a stroke. Then, it's a matter of waiting for the culture results to come back in. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 11:31 PM (GEICT) Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (AymDN)

466 It's about LAN parties. The really intense gamers cannot bear the latency that creeps into WAN connections. Posted by: Epobirs does that involve a caulking gun and some latex?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (rDidD)

467 448 I'm guessing you didn'tread the OP or simply can't grasp the situation. Pretty easy to make a statement like yours when you don't give a shit about the realities of a situation.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (ojnk6)

468 Picture appear to show the bluing worn off the barrel? The list is $1500 so I doubt he's selling it for under list. From time to time, this guy sells stuff under dealer invoice. He's been told that he might lose his license from vendors for selling so low. If it is used, he would have mentioned it in the ad.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (doBIb)

469 The little fcuker is pretty smart, cuddles up and purrs next to Mrs. Hammer..., cat kisses, kneading, that kind of stuff. Me? He walks up and bites. Mind you. I'm the one who feeds him, I'm the one who changes his litter, I'm the one who takes him for walks. Hell's bells, I'm the one who lets him use the computer. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 11:31 PM (aDwsi) Not surprised. Cat's are evil, I tell ya. They're the devil's spawn. P.S. He'll eat you if you die. So make sure you don't die with him in your house.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (mHWo2)

470 Which is why they have militarized the Police... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 17, 2014 11:54 PM (84gbM) that also is not enough, most towns gun clubs have a larger headcount than the police. cities are a bit diff, but cities will be wastelands when the burning times get here.

Posted by: fuckin math at February 17, 2014 07:59 PM (q0r5L)

471 I give you THE laptop to own I see they've hired Porsche's marketing guys. Only $200 for the optional "Carbon Fiber Textured Wrap"! Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 17, 2014 08:00 PM (XSlQF)

472 don't know everything. I do know paying $400 a month to drive a 14 year old RAV 4 is about the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard. *** Well then it's a good damn thing you haven't found yourself in desperate straights then, isn't it. Consider yourself blessed. Lacking in empathy and compassion, but blessed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 08:00 PM (DmNpO)

473 #439

http://www.hpcalc.org/hp48/pc/emulators/

There you go.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 08:01 PM (bPxS6)

474 EC i need to get up to the Triangle soon and buy some shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 08:01 PM (0FSuD)

475 Oakland has a good airport. Good alternative to SFO and Southwest has much cheaper options to OAK than either SFO or SJU Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo oakland only sells one-way-tickets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 08:02 PM (rDidD)

476 471 Only $200 for the optional "Carbon Fiber Textured Wrap"! I would so laugh about that if I didn't get it

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:02 PM (At8tV)

477 AMF

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 17, 2014 08:02 PM (0FSuD)

478 I still sling around a vintage HP 15C scientific calculator that I'm sure I will be buried with, assuming the ecoholics haven't prohibited such practices as doubleplusungreen by the time I shuffle off this mortal coil. Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:35 PM (gqT4g) The HP 1xC class of calculators are the best ever made. I used to have a 11C until is was stolen, and paid $200 for an old 15C. Still superior to anything out there today. Of course, to use it you need to understand what you are doing, which is why the yoots today are flumoxed by the inability to just type in an equation and have the answer magically pop up. Don't trust any calculator that doesn't have an ENTER button in lieu of an "=" button.

Posted by: The Reverse Polish Hat at February 17, 2014 08:03 PM (AymDN)

479 Thoughts and prayers. Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2014 11:59 PM (AymDN) Thank you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 08:03 PM (GEICT)

480 Mr. Moo Moo,

If you're still on, if you would have a question for you.  Have you heard of Joel Greenblatt and his "magic formula investing" technique, and if so what are your thoughts on it?  It's basically a value strategy that looks at earnings yield and return on capital. 

I started following it with a large portion of my 401K from a previous job (about 20% of my overall savings).  I can't follow it to the letter, because I hate a lot of debt exposure and I want some degree of balance by sector, so I filter it down a little further, but overall it seems like it makes sound financial sense

Posted by: Dave S. at February 17, 2014 08:04 PM (UvR6d)

481 oh, ftr, i'm waiting for the gorilla glass2 screens to hit the market this summer, then i'm buying my next lappy

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:04 PM (At8tV)

482 416 Mr. Moo Moo how do you see the impact of municipal and state pension obligations from this point forward? Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 11:44 PM (3qZbZ) ________ I don't think it's as bad as people think. The numbers are staggering on the surface. You hear of billions this billions that. And in a vacuum those are big numbers. But what people don't remember is that these big numbers aren't coming due tomorrow. They're due over decades. And it took decades to get into the mess. There will be a few muni bankruptcies along the way, no doubt. But I don't see the calamity of the doom/gloom crowd happening. States/cities will be forced to take corrective measures. And they are slowly but surely doing so. Scott Walker turned his state around in a couple of years and now has $1B surplus. As bad as things are they can be turned around pretty quickly. Just need the political will. And eventually math dictates that political will. Now there are the extreme cases like Detroit that are beyond salvation. But these are the exceptions, not the rule.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 08:04 PM (0LHZx)

483 When Carly Fiorina took over at HP, I knew it was cooked. Hewlett and Packard would be ill....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:04 PM (aDwsi)

484 472 You said it better than I did. Moo Moo, get a grip on today's reality for many before you shoot your mouth off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 08:05 PM (ojnk6)

485 Posted by: Epobirs at February 18, 2014 12:01 AM (bPxS6)

That's cute.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 08:05 PM (kxSZr)

486 474 EC i need to get up to the Triangle soon and buy some shit. Posted by: Nip Sip at February 18, 2014 12:01 AM (0FSuD) TR and I were there last year after a range trip. He's consistently had pre-panic pricing on all his stuff which is why he gets a lot of business. Bookmark his FB page to keep up with his new inventory. What are you looking for? A coworker picked up a SA Range Officer, new, for $750. Not bad!

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 08:05 PM (doBIb)

487 Well then it's a good damn thing you haven't found yourself in desperate straights then, isn't it. Consider yourself blessed. Lacking in empathy and compassion, but blessed. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2014 12:00 AM (DmNpO) ______ Look I get that people get into bad situations. But come on, agreeing to $400 a month for a 14 year old car worth maybe $5K on the best day? I can't have sympathy for people who make these kinds of choices. If that makes me an asshole, so be it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 08:05 PM (0LHZx)

488 Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to survive. I've been there, paying way too much for something to drive. I really had no choice though but worked my way out of it and never looked back. Deety if you keep at it and work hard your situation will be temporary.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 08:06 PM (JdEZJ)

489 "It doesn't have an '=' button, so the Account Managers can't figure out how to use it, hence they don't steal it. I love Reverse Polish Notation..." Ah ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah... RPN FTW. Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:47 PM You cannot imagine how long I've been holding back on Reverse Polish Notation FTW... I do so much love sliding my HP 12C across the conference room table to an account manager and saying "OK, you do the math". The "deer in the headlights" expression as they search for the "=" key is priceless...(of course, they've already fcuked at that point) "Here, let me show you how to use a proper calculator. It helps if you know basic math." Good times...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 08:06 PM (JMmQ9)

490 Deety -- MAx was recently saying that you'd likely be still upset with me 'cause of the time we were talking past each other. I told him that I never wanted to upset you and that you were probably fine because we've usually gotten along. But I wanted to let you know that I am sorry for upsetting you.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 08:06 PM (T1005)

491 467 448 I'm guessing you didn'tread the OP or simply can't grasp the situation. Pretty easy to make a statement like yours when you don't give a shit about the realities of a situation. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 11:59 PM (ojnk6) Yup, right again. Moo Moo the living breathing human cow-pie. Be well horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 08:07 PM (HVff2)

492 488 Deety if you keep at it and work hard your situation will be temporary. hell yeah, agreed

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:07 PM (At8tV)

493 I love Reverse Polish Notation... Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2014 11:44 PM (JMmQ9) ENTER is better than = I remember once someone asked me for my calculator, and I told them that they might not be able to use it because it was in Reverse Polish Notation. Upon hearing that they stormed off. Their last name, btw, was Polish, and they though I was making an ethnic slur. Things were sorted out, and misunderstandings cleared up. Of course, if RPN had been called "Reverse Arab Notation" or something like that, I'd likely have been expelled and labeled a thought criminalÂ…

Posted by: The Reverse Polish Hat at February 17, 2014 08:08 PM (AymDN)

494 Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 17, 2014 11:49 PM (D8ONs)
 
Deety, your situation is fairly 'normal' for someone in distressed financial straits. Ignore Moo Moo the Asshole, who obviously has never been in your shoes.
 
Scrimp and save, get a second job if you have the time at all, and keep making the notes until you can buy out the title loan. Then you begin to have options. Including just keeping the car with no payments.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 08:09 PM (wNF3N)

495 487 Point made, Asshole. You know not what you pretend to know about. Tell us about the last time you had to make a choice between the electric bill, rent, or food you pompous shitbag. I work with these people every single day.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 08:09 PM (ojnk6)

496 "Deety. You're in a bit of a desperate spot but try not to act in desperation. With the money you are paying in interest and principle, you could quickly save the money to buy a used car."

But of course the tough part is, a job is required to save, the existing car is needed to make it to the job, the loan is required to retain the car. As I understand the matter. Quite the three-pipe problem, Watson.

One thing I have been anecdotally told is that Government Motors are still aggressively writing new-vehicle auto loans to anyone who can vaguely fog a mirror. Must move product at any cost to keep the union assembly lines humming. Would not normally be caught dead anywhere near one of those dealerships, but, any port in a storm.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 08:09 PM (gqT4g)

497 Did the Lord of Insanity just apologize? Â…Â…I'm not sure what to do with that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 08:09 PM (GEICT)

498 Deety, you do what you need to to keep body and soul together, and don't let anybody tell you that you are a fool. A fool would go on the dole and become a slave to the state. Desperate times call for desperate measures.



I say this is one who gave my house back to the bank last year, am living in relative squalor to make ends meet, and am putting away a pittance every paycheck to get back on track. Dammit, we do what we must. I don't even have my garden anymore--that's the price one pays for living on the cheap, it's damned hard to economize.


BUT my family is intact, has food, clothing and shelter, and it gives me all sorts of opportunities to learn and successfully deploy all manner of new curse words.

Posted by: tcn at February 17, 2014 08:10 PM (fwcEs)

499 472 don't know everything. I do know paying $400 a month to drive a 14 year old RAV 4 is about the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard.

***

Well then it's a good damn thing you haven't found yourself in desperate straights then, isn't it.

Consider yourself blessed. Lacking in empathy and compassion, but blessed. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 18, 2014 12:00 AM (DmNpO) Hide posts from (DmNpO)


Well said.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 08:10 PM (T1005)

500 486 A coworker picked up a SA Range Officer, new, for $750. Not bad! ton of them on gunbroker in the 7-800 range

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:10 PM (At8tV)

501 Would not normally be caught dead anywhere near one of those dealerships, but, any port in a storm. *** Indeed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO)

502 Um about the number of hard core gamers-1% of the US population is in the neighborhood of 3.3 million people.

There are almost twice that many just playing Warcraft.

http://www.wowwiki.com/WoW_Census

Obviously those aren't all US players, but there are many other online games, and plenty of folks who play offline only single player games.

Posted by: Methos at February 17, 2014 08:11 PM (hO9ad)

503 #496

Supposedly the inventory backlog is getting scary and some serious discounting may be happening this year.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 08:11 PM (bPxS6)

504 Don't trust any calculator that doesn't have an ENTER button in lieu of an "=" button. Posted by: The Reverse Polish Hat at February 18, 2014 12:03 AM This.

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 08:11 PM (JMmQ9)

505 Mr. Moo Moo, what do you think of emu farms as a wealth building strategy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2014 08:11 PM (BAS5M)

506 I admit I turned on Fallon. After watching just a minute of it I'm thinking he's not going to make it. He's trying to get Leno's audience and they're older. This stuff is full of hipster youngish type shit. That demo isn't going to watch this show.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 08:11 PM (oFCZn)

507 "At 5% annual compounded interest excluding inflation $3500 would turn into only around $84,000 over 65 years." And how can you exclude inflation? I remember for long periods in the 70s and 80s you couldn't get a high enough return on your money to beat inflation on average. That's why they changed how it's calculated - otherwise people would realize they're losing ground.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 17, 2014 08:12 PM (8T0N0)

508 Mr. Moo Moo, what do you think of emu farms as a wealth building strategy? *** Now you're just screwing with us.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 08:12 PM (DmNpO)

509 482 416 Mr. Moo Moo how do you see the impact of municipal and state pension obligations from this point forward?
Posted by: cm9000 at February 17, 2014 11:44 PM (3qZbZ)

________

I don't think it's as bad as people think. The numbers are staggering on the surface. You hear of billions this billions that. And in a vacuum those are big numbers. But what people don't remember is that these big numbers aren't coming due tomorrow. They're due over decades. And it took decades to get into the mess.

There will be a few muni bankruptcies along the way, no doubt. But I don't see the calamity of the doom/gloom crowd happening. States/cities will be forced to take corrective measures. And they are slowly but surely doing so. Scott Walker turned his state around in a couple of years and now has $1B surplus. As bad as things are they can be turned around pretty quickly. Just need the political will. And eventually math dictates that political will.

Now there are the extreme cases like Detroit that are beyond salvation. But these are the exceptions, not the rule. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 18, 2014 12:04 AM (0LHZx) Hide posts from (0LHZx)



Just for the record, I disagree -- I think the political will to get politician's hands off our property and out of our pockets is gone.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 08:12 PM (T1005)

510 February in Texas, had to turn on a little heat just now and tomorrow it will be too hot to avoid running the AC. 

Night all.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 17, 2014 08:13 PM (kxSZr)

511 If you're still on, if you would have a question for you. Have you heard of Joel Greenblatt and his "magic formula investing" technique, and if so what are your thoughts on it? It's basically a value strategy that looks at earnings yield and return on capital. I started following it with a large portion of my 401K from a previous job (about 20% of my overall savings). I can't follow it to the letter, because I hate a lot of debt exposure and I want some degree of balance by sector, so I filter it down a little further, but overall it seems like it makes sound financial sense Posted by: Dave S. at February 18, 2014 12:04 AM (UvR6d) ____________ Sure I know him. His strategy is a good one. It's nothing too earth shattering. All investing is more or less the same strategy. You look at earnings, you look at value, you look at market share, you look at the industry, you look at the beta. Everyone does that. The different strategies emphasize one area more than the others. Is there a right or wrong answer? No. It's more of what do you feel comfortable doing. Personally I look at a company's earnings more than anything else. To me that's what counts, how much money is the company making. I'm not so concerned with the value, because in the long run - IMO - earnings trumps all else and the value will be there. Plus dividends. I'm a huge fan of dividends. It's one of the reasons I own Walmart and lost of it. My dividend yield alone is about 4.5% on the shares I bought 2008-2010. On top of that the price gas grown from the low 50s to the mid 70s. But WMT was a bad buy according to all the niche strategies back then.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 08:13 PM (0LHZx)

512 ton of them on gunbroker in the 7-800 range Only two below $750.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 08:13 PM (doBIb)

513 I remember a time when I was just married and we went without power for 3 days waiting on my paycheck we were eating mac&cheese and top ramen both going to school, car and bike payment go now forward 13 years, bills paid off, own the condo, have great stocks, can afford great toys and a top education for nck it takes time and hard work but there is a promised land deety

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:14 PM (At8tV)

514 505 Mr. Moo Moo, what do you think of emu farms as a wealth building strategy? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2014 12:11 AM (BAS5M) __________ LOL.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 08:14 PM (0LHZx)

515 Ok, so I'm sitting here and Modern Family is on. I don't get all the love. I mean, yeah, there's some funny parts. Sofia Vergara is gorgeous. But mostly I'm annoyed. Why? Why must the gay characters be GAY? I mean, it's like they take every stereotype and crank it up to eleventy? I felt like throwing something at the tv for most of the she.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 08:15 PM (GEICT)

516 I got the 84 Toyota van w100k on it at a buy here pay here place and probably paid twice what it was worth. Had trouble at times making those payment but managed to finally get it paid off. Ended up selling it for $1000 at 250k miles. Sure I paid too much. Yea it was a piece of crap. I started a business that continues to this day with that van so considered it one of the best investments I ever made.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 08:15 PM (JdEZJ)

517 442 he fucking knows everything tonight Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2014 11:53 PM (HVff2)
Spurious attributions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2014 08:15 PM (kVfSG)

518 495 487 Point made, Asshole. You know not what you pretend to know about. Tell us about the last time you had to make a choice between the electric bill, rent, or food you pompous shitbag. I work with these people every single day. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 18, 2014 12:09 AM (ojnk6) __________ I'm supposed to feel bad for being financially successful? How very Daily Kosian of you.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 08:16 PM (0LHZx)

519 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 18, 2014 12:09 AM (ojnk6) Why do you bring the Drama Llama with you whenever you post?

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 08:16 PM (hPZii)

520 512 whoops a lot of reserves not met

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:16 PM (At8tV)

521 520 512 whoops a lot of reserves not met Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 12:16 AM (At8tV) That's why I only look at buy now listings.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 08:18 PM (doBIb)

522 506 I admit I turned on Fallon. After watching just a minute of it I'm thinking he's not going to make it. He's trying to get Leno's audience and they're older. This stuff is full of hipster youngish type shit. That demo isn't going to watch this show.

Is it? I'm not watching, but that's why they ditched Conan, you know he's gotta be watching it and thinking what the hell man?

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 08:18 PM (xRDdL)

523 Why? Why must the gay characters be GAY? I mean, it's like they take every stereotype and crank it up to eleventy?

I felt like throwing something at the tv for most of the she.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 12:15 AM (GEICT)

 

I saw the fat gay guy on Conan once.  He said he's basically playing his mother for the character.  I watched a couple episodes when it began but it really held no "must watch" stuff for me.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2014 08:18 PM (LI48c)

524 Deety: Why not get some welfare? And don't give me the bullshit about how it's immoral or you're too good of a person to take handouts. It's there. Go get it. Pay off the stupid loan. Get on with your life.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 08:19 PM (0LHZx)

525 518 I'm supposed to feel bad for being financially successful? of course not but being a dick about it is something else I've never said anything cross to you until this post but yeah, serious dick move stop adding on

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:19 PM (At8tV)

526 Deety I hate to say it, but regardless of what YOU think the vehicle is worth, or what money you have put into it, in the eyes of the law, it is worth "blue book value" - do not expect any more. Do what you have to do until you can get out from underneath it. I feel for you. I know the burden of crushing debt, believe me. The situation WILL improve. Has the title loan company put a tracking or disabling device on the car? If not, and you have to be a day or so late, park it at a friends house (not visible from the street!) - I've been that place for more than one friend. I know it sucks, but do what you have to to get past this. Two, three jobs? Pay the the exorbitant rare for a while, save, then get something else? I'll be crawling under a house tomorrow working for pennies, but it will pay the power bill, and I'm thankful to have the work. Believe me, I know how you feel - but it's going to get better.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 08:19 PM (VvCsn)

527 Ok they just had a mildly amusing thing on Fallon where people came out to cough up for a bet (I think?). Joan Rivers, Mariah Carey, Tina Fey, Rudy Giuliani, the Kardashian with the great ass, Mike Tyson, Colbert, Lindsay Lohan, etc. came out to cough up the dough. I'm still wondering how that will connect with a 60+ audience.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 08:19 PM (oFCZn)

528 Cannot understand a word Sofia Vergara says. That's why I watch with the sound off!

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 08:20 PM (doBIb)

529 Also on the used car issue, an anecdote:

A friend of mine sold off his ancient grad school hooptie car to a nephew just getting his learner's permit. $2000. Blue book value. He made the kid sign a contract that the kid would not sell the car onward without approval.

Why?

My friend put it like this: that it was a simple, reliable vehicle which had enjoyed impeccable preventative maintenance. And that it would almost certainly give another hundred thousand miles of service with reasonable basic care.

And, he went on to say, if the car was sold it would pull only roughly $2000 or less in sale proceeds. But finding another car to replace it, for that little money, with equally good prospects of long term faithful service, is a VERY chancy proposition. Odds strongly favor getting stuck with someone else's money-pit lemon.

So, cars that have been owned for a while and that are known quantities really are something to be taken into account when making vehicle ownership decisions.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 08:20 PM (gqT4g)

530 oh, speaking of gats, picked up a used red dot for the AR today I need a 3x magnifier now then a vertical foregrip flashlight and then the chainsaw

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:21 PM (At8tV)

531 Is it? I'm not watching, but that's why they ditched Conan, you know he's gotta be watching it and thinking what the hell man? Posted by: booger at February 18, 2014 12:18 AM (xRDdL) I actually liked Conan back in the 1990s. I remember one show where he had a shoot out with Max. Andy got killed with a shotgun blast to the chest. I laughed so hard I almost puked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 08:21 PM (oFCZn)

532 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 12:15 AM (GEICT) Prayers for yor grandfather..that's a given. (Sorry, don't know what to say when you're on a rollercoaster like that.) Now Modern Family, i like the show. They could make it a LOT more gay. I think they may have kissed once on the show.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 08:21 PM (hPZii)

533 527 Ok they just had a mildly amusing thing on Fallon where people came out to cough up for a bet (I think?). Joan Rivers, Mariah Carey, Tina Fey, Rudy Giuliani, the Kardashian with the great ass, Mike Tyson, Colbert, Lindsay Lohan, etc. came out to cough up the dough. I'm still wondering how that will connect with a 60+ audience. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 18, 2014 12:19 AM (oFCZn) _________ Or maybe.....the point is to turn that 60+ audience into a 30+ audience? Crazy I know, but NBC might just want to expand their audience.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 08:22 PM (0LHZx)

534 Hrrm. Been arguing with someone regarding the Belgian child euthanasia bill. He said that even if he would have chosen to continue living, he'd be totes cool with a guardian having him euthanized. *shakes head*

Posted by: The No-Kill Hat at February 17, 2014 08:22 PM (AymDN)

535 and then the chainsaw And an X button.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 08:23 PM (doBIb)

536 Now Modern Family, i like the show. They could make it a LOT more gay. I think they may have kissed once on the show. Posted by: RWC at February 18, 2014 12:21 AM (hPZii) Physically yeah, they could push a lot further. But the way they act? I have gay friends. With my wife being a cheerleader, I've spent plenty of time around gay guys. None of them act like fat boy on that show.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 08:24 PM (GEICT)

537 I actually liked Conan back in the 1990s. I remember one show where he had a shoot out with Max. Andy got killed with a shotgun blast to the chest. I laughed so hard I almost puked.

Yeah, when it was Conan and Andy and Max it was a great show, still good without Andy, but not as good as with him.

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 08:24 PM (xRDdL)

538 518 Thank you for very willfully missing the point I made. When was the last time you made such a choice? I do what I do because I made enough to make a choice in careers. What's that about being DailyCrazy like again? You missed the OP entirely. Choice was not there, it was a matter of survival. Why is this so tough for you to understand? RWC, I make a number of posts here. Very few include the language that I used to respond to those I consider a pompus asshole like Moo Moo who has absolutely no understanding of the reality that many are facing today, and in fact exhibits contempt for same.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 08:25 PM (ojnk6)

539 537 I actually liked Conan back in the 1990s. I remember one show where he had a shoot out with Max. Andy got killed with a shotgun blast to the chest. I laughed so hard I almost puked. I remember that!!!! OMG, I laughed for an hour!

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 08:26 PM (doBIb)

540 I say this is one who gave my house back to the bank last year, am living in relative squalor to make ends meet, and am putting away a pittance every paycheck to get back on track. Dammit, we do what we must. I don't even have my garden anymore--that's the price one pays for living on the cheap, it's damned hard to economize. BUT my family is intact, has food, clothing and shelter, and it gives me all sorts of opportunities to learn and successfully deploy all manner of new curse words. Posted by: tcn at February 18, 2014 12:10 AM You are not alone. We gave a house back to the bank in 2010, and have done the bulk of our Christmas shopping at The Salvation Army and/or Goodwill ever since. Think about that. Thanks, Barack! (not hyperbole, I can do the maths. Tomorrow night). I'm 123 minutes past Absolute Bed-time;I must geaux now...

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 08:27 PM (JMmQ9)

541 #534

Think of it as abortion up to the 75th trimester.

There was a Philip K. Dick story, 'The Unpeople' IIRC, that posited a near future in which you had the power of life or death over your kid until the age of 12. Any older and it would have been the end of the species by dint of teenage attitude.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 08:27 PM (bPxS6)

542 As for your mutual funds, check to see what your fees are. Some funds are criminal when it comes to the fees they charge. Anything over 1% a year and you're being ripped off. Best deal is get an index fund that has a 0.05% fee. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 17, 2014 11:46 PM (0LHZx) My mutual funds are Dodge & Cox. The fees are reasonable and the returns have been good, especially over the long haul. My short list of where to park the money when I want to start taking money out is: 1. bond funds. 2. Retirement income fund. 3. Immediate annuity. My understanding is that the downside of an annuity is that you don't maintain the principal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2014 08:28 PM (mHWo2)

543 "I admit I turned on Fallon. After watching just a minute of it I'm
thinking he's not going to make it. He's trying to get Leno's audience
and they're older. This stuff is full of hipster youngish type shit.
That demo isn't going to watch this show.
"

Well, I certainly won't be watching it, but I'll be nursing a painfully engorged schadenboner at the thought of the arrogant limousine liberals at NBC having an expensive flameout of one of their marquee franchises.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 08:28 PM (gqT4g)

544 535 And an X button. no, I mean CHAINSAW and the fucker works (off a battery) http://tinypic.com/r/2ptv14i/8

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:28 PM (At8tV)

545 no, I mean CHAINSAW and the fucker works (off a battery) http://tinypic.com/r/2ptv14i/8 LOL!

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 08:30 PM (doBIb)

546 544 I was saving it for the gunthread

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:30 PM (At8tV)

547 545 he wants $500 for it i'm getting it weds, don't care what T says that will add 4in to my penis immediately

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:31 PM (At8tV)

548 If you believe that Saturday Night Live finally hit its stride sometime in the last ten years, then you're gonna love Fallon's Tonight Show.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 17, 2014 08:31 PM (kqGWM)

549 That's freaking awesome NCJ. So, has NCK calmed down yet about the Barrett?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 08:32 PM (GEICT)

550 >> no, I mean CHAINSAW
 
Yeah yeah, gimme a bayonet any ole day ncj. No moving parts and less weight.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 08:33 PM (wNF3N)

551 Now Modern Family, i like the show. They could make it a LOT more gay. I think they may have kissed once on the show. Posted by: RWC at February 18, 2014 12:21 AM (hPZii) Physically yeah, they could push a lot further. But the way they act? I have gay friends. With my wife being a cheerleader, I've spent plenty of time around gay guys. None of them act like fat boy on that show. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 12:24 AM (GEICT) It's about normalization. Something like Ozzie & Harriet would never be put on the air because it shows a hetersexual marriage couple, with the husband and wife taking on traditional roles, where the man is not a bumbling idiot but rather a male role model. Something like that would be considered oppressive because it suggests that it is acceptable and normal. The only acceptable presentation that is allowed is one that actively opposes such "oppression." If people emulated Ozzie & Harriet, they've be better off. To see where this is most easily seen, just look at Black families. When was the last time a nuclear family with a strong and respectable male lead? "Roc" maybe? Even the "Cosby Show" had Cosby act wacky on occasion while his wife stood in respectable contrast to that. Ironically, Amos & Andy are a better example for kids to watch. It is far more worthy of emulation, for children of ALL races, then the typical driven on f**kin' broadcast T.V. now-a-days.

Posted by: The Nuclear Family's Hat at February 17, 2014 08:33 PM (AymDN)

552 Or maybe.....the point is to turn that 60+ audience into a 30+ audience? Crazy I know, but NBC might just want to expand their audience. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 18, 2014 12:22 AM (0LHZx) Good luck is all I can say. The rugrats ain't watching the networks these days. They're buried balls deep in other shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 08:34 PM (oFCZn)

553 And Fallon's set is just awful. If the background building miniatures had been pewter and brass, then maybe it'd pop a little more, but everything in wood is too monotone and snooze worthy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 17, 2014 08:34 PM (kqGWM)

554 And he's never been able to interview worth a damn.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 17, 2014 08:35 PM (kqGWM)

555 549 So, has NCK calmed down yet about the Barrett? she didn't get to shoot it RSO said no and the range master backed him we'll wait till I start volunteering there and i'll let her do it

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:35 PM (At8tV)

556 Goodnite all (except that asswipe Moo Moo); here's a Slow Ride from Foghat:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 08:35 PM (wNF3N)

557 BRB, time for Super Sonico bouncy-bouncyÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 17, 2014 08:36 PM (AymDN)

558 okay kids, girls and cats are fed, nck is washed time to head out and make cash for heels (no, i'm not whipped) be back later

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 17, 2014 08:36 PM (At8tV)

559 It's fairly pointless to get into 'I was poorer than you tales'. I will say that for three years while I was in school (paying my own way) I had an apartment that was $106 a month unfurnished. I had a mattress. A mattress. That was it. I sat on the floor and studied under a bare bulb hung from a ceiling fixture with an extension cord. I used an old Baby Ben clock to get up in the morning. I ate the cheapest stuff I could buy, mostly packaged things like Kraft macaroni and cheese. I would get one meal a day during the week at the school cafeteria. A beer was a very rare treat. I was fortunate to get a student aid job 10 hours a week. I recall when I spied a pile of wooden pallets behind a K-Mart, and dragged two of them home, to put the mattress on. I felt great. I fretted constantly about money, I figured that I needed about $10.00 a day to get by and pay bills. I did end up taking a loan from a fund set up to help students buy books and pay tuition. I graduated, found work, paid off the modest loan ( hundreds of dollars) and the rest is history. I will say this, I have never been a profligate spender since. I begrudge a dime of unnecessary spending. It has probably made me a little weird, in that I tend hold on to things as long as I regard them as potentially useful. Ergo, 19 year-old truck as my daily driver. Drives Mrs. Hammer nuts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:36 PM (aDwsi)

560 Posted by: The Nuclear Family's Hat at February 18, 2014 12:33 AM (AymDN) AtC and I were having a discussion about that and movies the other day. Have you seen The Croods? It shows a tight knit family fighting to survive and being led by male role models. There's some of the bumbling dad, but he's bumbling not because he's an idiot but because he's a traditionalist in a world that's changing and he's struggling to adapt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 08:37 PM (GEICT)

561 she didn't get to shoot it RSO said no and the range master backed him we'll wait till I start volunteering there and i'll let her do it Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 12:35 AM (At8tV) Yeah, that's what I meant. I was wondering if she's still pissed/bummed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 17, 2014 08:39 PM (GEICT)

562 561 she didn't get to shoot it RSO said no and the range master backed him we'll wait till I start volunteering there and i'll let her do it Posted by: navycopjoe at February 18, 2014 12:35 AM (At8tV) Yeah, that's what I meant. I was wondering if she's still pissed/bummed. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 12:39 AM (GEICT) She'll shoot her eye out!

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 08:42 PM (doBIb)

563 Hello Kitty vibrator has some potential.

Posted by: freaked at February 17, 2014 10:51 PM (JdEZJ)


You could upholster one with sandpaper, and call it "Goodbye Pussy".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2014 08:42 PM (60Q+L)

564 Jimmy Fallon is a likable guy. I don't think his version of the Tonight Show is going to set the world on fire, but  you have to admit his entire career has been leading up to  this moment. I notice Joan Rivers  in the opening segment. Johnny Carson is spinning, but he's not doing cartwheels in his grave...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 17, 2014 08:43 PM (Usdw3)

565 Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 18, 2014 12:36 AM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi)


At one point, my uncle said this about my cousin: "She doesn't know how to be poor." And it's true. You've got Master-level qualifications, as does my dad (2-room tarpaper shack in Western Colorado, that got gas heat in 1971 and indoor plumbing in 1973 -- when my dad and uncle went back to install 'em). I've never had it that bad, but the BH laughs when I drain the last of a bottle of shampoo into a new bottle.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 08:43 PM (T1005)

566 I remember that!!!! OMG, I laughed for an hour! Posted by: EC at February 18, 2014 12:26 AM (doBIb) I know! It used to be on youtube I'd bring it up every so often just to laugh about it. Don't see it now though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 08:44 PM (oFCZn)

567

The sad part is that people who used to be treated like shit here are now after their period of acceptance treating other people like shit

Neitzsche said "Even in the slave I saw the will to be master".

Posted by: MAx at February 17, 2014 08:45 PM (b7yum)

568 564 Jimmy Fallon is a likable guy. I don't think his version of the Tonight Show is going to set the world on fire, but you have to admit his entire career has been leading up to this moment. I notice Joan Rivers in the opening segment. Johnny Carson is spinning, but he's not doing cartwheels in his grave... Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 18, 2014 12:43 AM (Usdw3) Yeah him and Joan Rivers was oil and water when she went off to have her own talk show. The great thing about Carson is absolutely dominated comedy. He couldn't fail. Even if he bombed he got the laugh through double takes, awkwardness, etc. You simply can't fail when you ALWAYS get the laugh.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2014 08:46 PM (oFCZn)

569 I suspect Fallon's just keeping the big seat warm for Seth Meyers. Three years tops. Meyers has a clever spark that Fallon's never had. Fallon's overly sincere frat boy who enjoys occasional cross dressing schtick is gonna wear thin real quick.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 17, 2014 08:47 PM (kqGWM)

570 Jimmy Fallon had a small role in an episode of Band of Brothers.

Posted by: Random Trivia at February 17, 2014 08:48 PM (Aif/5)

571 http://tinyurl.com/kn7twwt On Venezuela's current situation. One thing, the article mentions this: "But since Mr. ChavezÂ’s death nearly a year ago, it has become apparent that his hand-picked successor, Nicolas Maduro, lacks his charisma." Chavez had charisma? When did this happen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2014 08:48 PM (TGgNi)

572 564 Jimmy Fallon is a likable guy. I don't think his version of the Tonight Show is going to set the world on fire, but you have to admit his entire career has been leading up to this moment. I notice Joan Rivers in the opening segment. Johnny Carson is spinning, but he's not doing cartwheels in his grave... Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 18, 2014 12:43 AM (Usdw3) I find Fallon to be a totally unlikeable pompous prick. Just my opinion, but I have never found him the least bit funny. And I blame SNL. He may have been funny, but whatever focus groups found funny they will stretch it out for 10+ minutes. Whatever the skit was where he was a monkey or chimp...they rode that into the ground.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 08:48 PM (hPZii)

573 cthulhu - I'm not proud of it, but I would steal toilet paper and soap from the restrooms at school. There were a couple of times when I came up one penny..., one penny short of what I needed to pay for a can of soup. There were moments when I was pretty damned despondent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:49 PM (aDwsi)

574 It's fairly pointless to get into 'I was poorer than you tales'. I will say that for three years while I was in school (paying my own way) I had an apartment that was $106 a month unfurnished. I had a mattress Nobody likes a braggart, you lucky bastard. When I was in school I slept on a pile of dirty razor blades that I had to share with five other people. And we were happy to have it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 17, 2014 08:49 PM (X9Mnx)

575 570 Jimmy Fallon had a small role in an episode of Band of Brothers. Posted by: Random Trivia at February 18, 2014 12:48 AM (Aif/5) Get me some 30.06 bitch! (Actually, the best role he ever played.)

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 08:50 PM (hPZii)

576 Chavez had charisma? When did this happen? Posted by: Aetius ---------- It requires a very dynamic personality to nationalize oil companies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:50 PM (aDwsi)

577 A once great engineering company done in by the rise to absolute power of the nontechnical managerial class. "Why, they're just nerds and geeks. We can do far better. We understand MARKETING, which is all you need, really." Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:35 PM (gqT4g) Hide posts from (gqT4g) I can see where you are coming from but I don't think it's quite the whole story. Yeah, who DOESN'T hate the Marketing Weenies? But they fulfill a VITAL role in this new "information economy"! Without their tireless efforts to misunderstand, misapprehend, miss-communicate, be tirelessly, obstinately, obliviously, relentlessly fucking forever ignorant of any department outside their own "work-sphere" where would we be? Maybe, Outside Sales people wouldn't feel like such unsupported JACK-HOLES, when they are told to push a new product? Maybe, some Project Managers' wouldn't feel like such tools when a Sales Creep has to climb a legitimate question up the ladder? I dunno... Probably, MY FAULT. Sales Creeps should NEVER ask questions about the Product. Not when we have "Marketers" to tell us When and Where and How Many Tweets...

Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 17, 2014 08:51 PM (D8ONs)

578 Evening, warriors of the night. Permit me to burst in with a quick quiz. For you folks with m/l grown kids or aspirations thereto. Kid's car won't start in the cold, Dad can I borrow the truck? Too many days later, Dad gets the pickup back. 1. Radio is set on a) my talk radio channel b) my classical station c) thump-rock station w volume cranked up 2. Vehicle is a) washed & waxed outside, detailed inside b) at least windows cleaned c) winter-grimy and trash on the dash 3. Gas tank is a) topped off & oil & tires are checked b) at least half full c) running on fumes No peeking at the answers. OTOH, this time the bumper did not have a strange new bend. This time the tailgate latch still worked. Count it as a plus.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dad at February 17, 2014 08:51 PM (MwpNJ)

579 Nobody likes a braggart, you lucky bastard. When I was in school I slept on a pile of dirty razor blades that I had to share with five other people. And we were happy to have it. Posted by: Hollowpoint --------------- Wait.., you had razor blades? Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:51 PM (aDwsi)

580 Jimmy Fallon is a likable guy. And he saved Easy Company during the Battle of the Bulge! Talk about things that take you out of the moment, that goofball at the wheel of a Jeep is way up there on the list.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 17, 2014 08:51 PM (XSlQF)

581 AtC and I were having a discussion about that and movies the other day. Have you seen The Croods? It shows a tight knit family fighting to survive and being led by male role models. There's some of the bumbling dad, but he's bumbling not because he's an idiot but because he's a traditionalist in a world that's changing and he's struggling to adapt. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 18, 2014 12:37 AM (GEICT) Hadn't heard of that. MIght have to check it out.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2014 08:52 PM (AymDN)

582 mindful - If it's all (a), then things are going extremely well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:53 PM (aDwsi)

583 576 Like Maxine Waters. She is a heaping bag of "charisma."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2014 08:53 PM (TGgNi)

584 583 - I would say 'steaming sack of charisma'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:55 PM (aDwsi)

585 If you can get 5% return for the next 65 years, I bet 2079 prices will be a bitch when you go to spend that money.

Posted by: Michael at February 17, 2014 08:55 PM (smKbx)

586 559 It's fairly pointless to get into 'I was poorer than you tales' _________ I didn't think it was about that as much as "I was doing fine, but now I'm struggling." This economy sucks, and jobs are almost non-existent. I used to live a pretty comfortable life as a single guy, then the economy tanked, job was lost when the company folded. I made it work for a while flipping houses - until one day, nobody would hire anyone that wanted more than $10 per hour. And I worry every month how to pay for water and power. It sucks, but it HAS to get better. Now? I feel fortunate knowing that I will have my home paid off in six months or so. But I still hope Home Depot calls me back for that part-time job so I can pay the taxes & insurance.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 08:55 PM (VvCsn)

587 OK.., I'm out. Lock the door when you leave..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 17, 2014 08:55 PM (aDwsi)

588 567
The sad part is that people who used to be treated like shit here are now after their period of acceptance treating other people like shit
Neitzsche said "Even in the slave I saw the will to be master". Posted by: MAx at February 18, 2014 12:45 AM (b7yum) Hide posts from (b7yum)



I don't think the dynamic exactly works that way. I mean, we get out-and-out trolls coming in here and they get to post for a while before being zapped. We've had people go through a wide variety of arcs in how they treated people or how people treated them. It's not "take a bunch of shit, get your bones, then start dishing it out" at all.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 08:55 PM (T1005)

589 immy Fallon had a small role in an episode of Band of Brothers. Posted by: Random Trivia at February 18, 2014 12 gotta link?

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 08:55 PM (JMmQ9)

590 578 Gotta brag on my 17 y/o daughter on this one. Eent out of the Country for work for almost a month. Loaned her my car, and simply asked that it be returned in the same condition she got it. When she picked me up at the Airport, it was in even better shape, and tank was full.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 08:56 PM (ojnk6)

591 I think the bigger error in that arithmetic is presuming 5% return. Its less than 1% right now, why on earth are they figuring some gigantic sum?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2014 08:56 PM (zfY+H)

592 575 570 Jimmy Fallon had a small role in an episode of Band of Brothers.

Posted by: Random Trivia at February 18, 2014 12:48 AM (Aif/5)

Get me some 30.06 bitch!

(Actually, the best role he ever played.)

Posted by: RWC at February 18, 2014 12:50 AM (hPZii)

 

Probably took them 50 takes to get it in.  He couldn't get through skits in SNL without breaking out laughing.  Especially with the equally unfunny Horatio Sanz.  I'm guessing Fallon won the coveted spot under Michaels desk though since he's the one that got the Late Night gig.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2014 08:56 PM (LI48c)

593 I actually like the real Washington quote better.

Posted by: Ag80 at February 17, 2014 08:56 PM (CGITp)

594 Warning: There is imminent danger of a staging of 'The Four Yorkshiremen' sketch.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 08:57 PM (bPxS6)

595 It's not "take a bunch of shit, get your bones, then start dishing it out" at all. Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 12:55 AM (T1005) Quite right. We are sophisticated enough here to wager quatloos, like any civilized being.

Posted by: The Gamster Hat at February 17, 2014 08:58 PM (AymDN)

596 "I will say this, I have never been a profligate spender since. I begrudge a dime of unnecessary spending. It has probably made me a little weird, in that I tend hold on to things as long as I regard them as potentially useful. Ergo, 19 year-old truck as my daily driver."

A time will come -- and not long from now -- when thinking of such basic frugality as "a little weird" will come to be thought of as a little weird.

The people who simply must have the very newest and best of everything at all times (bought on EZ credit) and who have no concept of being able to maintain and repair, mend and make do? Boned. Epochally so.

I just don't know what part of Inevitable Chaotic National Bankruptcy is failing to get through to people. Maybe with much higher volume and fewer polysyllabic words.

"Tonight's top story: the country is circling the drain. And now, here is Garrett Morris of the New York Academy For The Hearing-Impaired, with simultaneous translation."

"THE! COUNTRY! IS! CIRCLING! THE! DRAIN!"

Thank you, good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 08:58 PM (gqT4g)

597 578 Always C on the gas cause they knew the other 2 pissed me off most.

Posted by: Dendritic at February 17, 2014 08:59 PM (8Z8Vp)

598 589 immy Fallon had a small role in an episode of Band of Brothers. Posted by: Random Trivia at February 18, 2014 12 gotta link? It's the Bastonge one. He gives Easy Co some extra ammo as they go in to relieve the troops.

Posted by: EC at February 17, 2014 09:01 PM (doBIb)

599 577 A once great engineering company done in by the rise to
absolute power of the nontechnical managerial class. "Why, they're just
nerds and geeks. We can do far better. We understand MARKETING, which is
all you need, really."

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 11:35 PM (gqT4g)
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I can see where you are coming from but I don't think it's quite the whole story.

Yeah, who DOESN'T hate the Marketing Weenies?

But they fulfill a VITAL role in this new "information economy"!

Without their tireless efforts to misunderstand, misapprehend, miss-communicate, be tirelessly, obstinately, obliviously, relentlessly fucking forever ignorant of any department outside their own "work-sphere" where would we be?

Maybe, Outside Sales people wouldn't feel like such unsupported JACK-HOLES, when they are told to push a new product?

Maybe, some Project Managers' wouldn't feel like such tools when a Sales Creep has to climb a legitimate question up the ladder?

I dunno...

Probably, MY FAULT.

Sales Creeps should NEVER ask questions about the Product.

Not when we have "Marketers" to tell us When and Where and How Many Tweets...






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The BH's sister is in Marketing. She's a great example of Heinlein's old quote: "Man is not a rational animal; Man is a rationalizing animal."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:01 PM (T1005)

600 589 immy Fallon had a small role in an episode of Band of Brothers. Posted by: Random Trivia at February 18, 2014 12 gotta link? Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 18, 2014 12:55 AM (JMmQ9) Do a google search 'fallon band of brothers' Sorry..lazy and typing on an iPad. He was a ammo runner before they dug in.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 09:01 PM (hPZii)

601 Warning: There is imminent danger of a staging of 'The Four Yorkshiremen' sketch. Posted by: Epobirs at February 18, 2014 12:57 AM (bPxS6) Too late: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtSw3daGoo

Posted by: The Yorkshire Hat at February 17, 2014 09:02 PM (AymDN)

602 Fallon in BoB.  Skip to about 55 seconds.



http://youtu.be/Uq5qRy-ErWA

Posted by: Adam at February 17, 2014 09:03 PM (Aif/5)

603 I agree that Fallon's cameo in Band of Brothers was useless because all of a sudden the  narrative is broken by  everybody saying, "Hey, there's Jimmy Fallon!" Ted Danson had a similar cameo in Saving Private Ryan...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 17, 2014 09:04 PM (Usdw3)

604 "Each year, for every one of the 4 million newborns in America, the federal government would put $1,000 in a designated savings account." Any particular reason why the government should be doing this at all?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 17, 2014 09:04 PM (jVaLp)

605 By the way, Bob Costas is still great on the MLB network when he does his interviews on big tall chairs so he doesn't look so dinky. But yeah his days of being a good announcer are long gone. It seems to happen sometimes. Joe Morgan started out one of my favorite announcers and went off the rails at some point. I'm not sure he's getting work anywhere now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2014 09:05 PM (zfY+H)

606 We're paratroopers Lt. We're supposed to be surrounded. Stuff pj- boy will never say.

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 09:07 PM (hPZii)

607 506 I admit I turned on Fallon. After watching just a minute of it I'm thinking he's not going to make it. He's trying to get Leno's audience and they're older. This stuff is full of hipster youngish type shit. That demo isn't going to watch this show. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 18, 2014 12:11 AM (oFCZn) NBC turned over late nights to Lorne Michaels and moved it to New York. The feeling is that they can save a shitload by having it in NYC, so they will be able to get away with lower ratings. Never thought Fallon was funny on SNL, didn't think he was that funny on Late night, but I grew up with Johnny Carson, Letterman, and Leno. They don't care about a 48 year old for these shows, they want 18-34, and they were scared that Kimmel was going to dominate that demo by getting a head start when Leno or Letterman finally stopped. Leno was pushed out first, so now CBS is going to be the odd man out on the 18-34 unless they get Conan, which they will probably do when Letterman quits/gets retired.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 17, 2014 09:07 PM (HxSXm)

608 Any particular reason why the government should be doing this at all?xx Because they were such good stewards of SSI at way more tan a grand investment

Posted by: Dendritic at February 17, 2014 09:07 PM (8Z8Vp)

609 Any particular reason why the government should be doing this at all? Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 18, 2014 01:04 AM (jVaLp) Because they know what is best for us.q

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 09:09 PM (hPZii)

610 mindful - If it's all (a), then things are going extremely well. -Mike Hammer Yes, they certainly would be, wouldn't they! :/

Posted by: mindful webworker - dad at February 17, 2014 09:09 PM (pK8nF)

611 506 I admit I turned on Fallon. After watching just a minute of it I'm thinking he's not going to make it. He's trying to get Leno's audience and they're older. This stuff is full of hipster youngish type shit. That demo isn't going to watch this show. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 18, 2014 12:11 AM (oFCZn) NBC wanted "hip", but Kimmel and Letterman already have them. Leno got everyone else. Fallon's fanboys are raving over the show on Twitter, awed at all the celebrities appearing as if every night will have a celebrity appearing every 5 seconds After the confetti is swept up, Fallon has to try to carry the show with his dorky delivery every night without the All Star Parade

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2014 09:09 PM (aTXUx)

612 "Warning: There is imminent danger of a staging of 'The Four Yorkshiremen' sketch."

Oh, you had a sketch. We would have loved to have had a sketch! It would have been like a palace to us. Room to spread out. All 225 of us had to fit into a single one-liner. Without a rim shot.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 09:10 PM (gqT4g)

613 Letterman stopped years ago, but he keeps showing up for work anyway as if he actually has a job. Late night talk shows can suck beans because what else are ya gonna watch?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2014 09:10 PM (zfY+H)

614 605 "Each year, for every one of the 4 million newborns in America, the federal government would put $1,000 in a designated savings account."

Any particular reason why the government should be doing this at all? Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 18, 2014 01:04 AM (jVaLp) Hide posts from (jVaLp)


I don't recall seeing it in Article 1, section 8....but, then, I don't see 90% of today's Federal leviathan in Article 1, section 8 either.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:11 PM (T1005)

615 still, the Account Managers look at my HP 12C and wonder why it doesn't have an "=" button I always laugh...

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 09:12 PM (JMmQ9)

616 Late night talk shows can suck beans because whatelse are ya gonna watch? Over Night with Ace of Spades! "Alright you scruffy nerf-herders, tonight we show you how to dazzle primitive tribes with shiny golden androids ...."

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 17, 2014 09:14 PM (XSlQF)

617

>>> Joe Morgan started out one of my favorite announcers and went off the rails at some point. I'm not sure he's getting work anywhere now.

 

 

 

Owns a Honda dealership in Monroe, OH now

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 09:15 PM (KDUNf)

618 616 C'mon now, not all Account Managers are like that. I am one, but came from the PM world. I do understand how this meme persists though....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 09:15 PM (ojnk6)

619 still, the Account Managers look at my HP 12C and wonder why it doesn't have an "=" button xx God dam backwards pollack.

Posted by: Dendritic at February 17, 2014 09:16 PM (8Z8Vp)

620 OK, I've pushed the HP calculator joke too far this evening. There's always tomorrow night...

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 09:17 PM (JMmQ9)

621 At one point, my uncle said this about my cousin: "She doesn't know how to be poor." And it's true. You've got Master-level qualifications, as does my dad (2-room tarpaper shack in Western Colorado, that got gas heat in 1971 and indoor plumbing in 1973 -- when my dad and uncle went back to install 'em). I've never had it that bad, but the BH laughs when I drain the last of a bottle of shampoo into a new bottle. Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 12:43 AM (T1005) My wife shakes her head at me taking the sliver of soap and turning them into a Frankenstein bar. Looks funny as hell, but I get about 3 weeks out of that bar.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 17, 2014 09:18 PM (HxSXm)

622 Isn't Joe Morgan doing the saturday afternoon games on Fox?

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 09:18 PM (xRDdL)

623 Oh wait, he was doing games on espn, not fox.

Posted by: booger at February 17, 2014 09:21 PM (xRDdL)

624 "Without a rim shot." - torquewrench That was classic absurdist one-downsmanshipeven before the rim shot line, which just gave it added over-the-top torque. Wrenched with LOL.

Posted by: mindful webworker - comedy reviewer at February 17, 2014 09:21 PM (pEOD8)

625 622 At one point, my uncle said this about my cousin: "She doesn't know how to be poor." And it's true. You've got Master-level qualifications, as does my dad (2-room tarpaper shack in Western Colorado, that got gas heat in 1971 and indoor plumbing in 1973 -- when my dad and uncle went back to install 'em). I've never had it that bad, but the BH laughs when I drain the last of a bottle of shampoo into a new bottle.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 12:43 AM (T1005)



My wife shakes her head at me taking the sliver of soap and turning them into a Frankenstein bar. Looks funny as hell, but I get about 3 weeks out of that bar. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 18, 2014 01:18 AM (HxSXm) Hide posts from (HxSXm)



I do that, too, but I don't get nearly that much time with 'em. After being ridiculously smooth until about the age of 23, I now occasionally get comments about ursine ancestry.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:24 PM (T1005)

626 Goodnight Gracies. Don't fight. Now you see me...

Posted by: mindful webworker - now you don't... at February 17, 2014 09:26 PM (pEOD8)

627 Night all. Here is "The Legacy" by Testament: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vqL3arbzXc

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2014 09:29 PM (AymDN)

628 ...when I drain the last of a bottle of shampoo into a new bottle. I do that, with the shampoo and the body wash. My wife shakes her head at me taking the sliver of soap and turning them into a Frankenstein bar. A good bar for that purpose is Coast. There's a little depression on the top side that's perfect for pressing whatever is left of the previous bar of Coast.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 17, 2014 09:30 PM (jVaLp)

629 Night all. Have to get up in 5 hours to support those who are following their dreams of watching 'The Price is Right' with a 7-11 breakfast burrito. Heed these words fucking leeches.. “If something cannot go on forever, it will stop.”

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 09:33 PM (hPZii)

630 The BH is also amused that I keep several weeks of bar soap and toilet paper on hand. It's just I've had bad experiences running out of those two items.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:34 PM (T1005)

631 631 Toilet paper especially. Nothing worse than having to reach for Kleenex or the paper towels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2014 09:35 PM (TGgNi)

632

>>> There's a little depression on the top side that's perfect for pressing whatever is left of the previous bar of Coast.

 

Those odd shapes in todays bars of soap are there to reduce the surface area that comes into contact with the soap holder when you leave it in the shower. Reason is to reduce how soft the soap gets  from sitting in the water.

 

 I'll take stupid crap I've learned from being in a manufacturing plant for $500, Alex

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 09:36 PM (KDUNf)

633 The trick with re using soap is to let it dry out completely in between uses.
If you do that it will last about 3 to 4 times longer.
Just put it out in the sun.

Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2014 09:36 PM (AW7Gr)

634 A good bar for that purpose is Coast. There's a little depression on the top side that's perfect for pressing whatever is left of the previous bar of Coast. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 18, 2014 01:30 AM Besides being a Reverse Polish Notation fan; I'm a Safeguard fan, as well. Coast? Never heard of it.

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 09:36 PM (JMmQ9)

635

>>> Toilet paper especially

 

The BH is absolutely insane about this. She has enough stocked up so that we are safe for a looooong time, when the burining time comes

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 09:38 PM (KDUNf)

636 633 >>> There's a little depression on the top side that's perfect for pressing whatever is left of the previous bar of Coast.

Those odd shapes in todays bars of soap are there to reduce the surface area that comes into contact with the soap holder when you leave it in the shower. Reason is to reduce howsoft the soap gets from sitting in the water.

I'll take stupid crap I've learned from being in a manufacturing plant for $500, Alex Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 01:36 AM (KDUNf) Hide posts from (KDUNf)


That.....and to sneak in a product-reduction without price reduction. I use Dial and still have "fat" bars and "thin" bars.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:38 PM (T1005)

637 Soap and TP. You realize we would be El Jefe in Venezuela. But...Venezuela

Posted by: RWC at February 17, 2014 09:40 PM (hPZii)

638 631 cthulhu It's just I've had bad experiences running out of those two items. Always plan for unplanned showers. Sometimes, it's for the best ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 17, 2014 09:41 PM (FlRtG)

639 Water is a solvent. Duh.
You leave soap in water and the result is less, not more.

Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2014 09:41 PM (AW7Gr)

640 Toilet paper especially. Walmart rules for that stuff; the TP brand I prefer is sold in twenty-seven roll packages there.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 17, 2014 09:41 PM (jVaLp)

641 636 >>> Toilet paper especially

The BH is absolutely insane about this. She has enough stocked up so that we are safe for a looooong time, when the burining time comes Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 01:38 AM (KDUNf) Hide posts from (KDUNf)


Which reminds me -- I need to do a Walmart run, I only have three 24-roll packs left.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:41 PM (T1005)

642 ....or maybe 27 -- it's probably the same as BJS uses.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:43 PM (T1005)

643 Coast? Never heard of it. Never seen it at all? Maybe it's a western U.S. thing?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 17, 2014 09:43 PM (jVaLp)

644

The shapes started before the thin bars.

 

All of the different ad-mixes for various products do really affect bottom line though.

 

I've made a variety of different products over the years - it's actually kind of cool to learn about the different technologies.

 

Moon floss

Dry Laundry detergent

Bar soap

A certain fat-free cooking oil

 

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 09:43 PM (KDUNf)

645 639
631 cthulhu

It's just I've had bad experiences running out of those two items.


Always plan for unplanned showers. Sometimes, it's for the best ...
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And, in a pinch, you can wash your hair with bar soap. Been there, done that.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:44 PM (T1005)

646 It would probably be wise to stock cigarettes. The downside of E-cigs is that they are not a very "burning times" friendly way of getting your nicotine. Plus, going through the whole deal while also going through nicotine withdrawal? Not my idea of heaven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2014 09:45 PM (TGgNi)

647 "The BH is also amused that I keep several weeks of bar soap and toilet paper on hand."

Comrade, do not be alarmed by our late night knock on the door. We must merely redistribute to the masses the necessary supplies you have selfishly hoarded.

Your trial as an economic wrecker will be a mere formality.

Posted by: The Vice Ministry Of Supreme Social Happiness at February 17, 2014 09:46 PM (gqT4g)

648 Definitely stock up on the liquor.  If it ever gets so bad you couldn't trade it, you could just drink yourself into a stupor

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 09:47 PM (KDUNf)

649 in re: toilet paper. The Zombie Apocalypse could start tomorrow; I'm covered through April, 2015. It could get ugly after that...

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 09:47 PM (JMmQ9)

650 I only have three 24-roll packs left. Holy crap. I just took a look at Costco and it appears they sell a thirty-six roll pack of the brand I buy. Comes out to around a buck per roll ($34.99).

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 17, 2014 09:48 PM (jVaLp)

651 645 The shapes started before the thin bars.

All of the different ad-mixes for various products do really affect bottom line though.

I've made a variety of different products over the years - it's actually kind of cool to learn about the different technologies.

Moon floss
Dry Laundry detergent
Bar soap
A certain fat-free cooking oil
Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 01:43 AM (KDUNf) Hide posts from (KDUNf)



One of the things I'm investing in, lately, is becoming more proficient at making things.....'cause this may be extremely valuable information during periods of supply-chain disruption.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:49 PM (T1005)

652 649 Definitely stock up on the liquor. If it ever gets so bad you couldn't trade it, you could just drink yourself into a stupor Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 01:47 AM (KDUNf) Hide posts from (KDUNf)



Problem is that I'm not much of a liquor drinker.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:51 PM (T1005)

653 "Definitely stock up on the liquor. If it ever gets so bad you couldn't trade it, you could just drink yourself into a stupor"

I keep making notes to myself to get squared away with a moonshining rig and a stash of ingredients. One of those projects I will handle after I am handed a Round Tuit.

High proof grain alcohol has a TON of uses beyond merely getting plastered.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2014 09:51 PM (gqT4g)

654 650 in re: toilet paper. The Zombie Apocalypse could start tomorrow; I'm covered through April, 2015.

It could get ugly after that... Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 18, 2014 01:47 AM (JMmQ9) Hide posts from (JMmQ9)



Is that at Sheryl Crow consumption levels, or do you really have that much?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:53 PM (T1005)

655 Damn, you guys are a tight group, huh? Squeezing the old sliver of soap to the new one? Amateur hour. When I visited my Grandfather in Port Angeles, WA, he had a jar of soap slivers in the basement - he made his own bars of soap out of the sludge. He also made his own wine, reloaded his ammo, made his furniture and half of his tools. Hell, he made the A-frame cabin he lived in from the trees on the property he bought in the early 70's... The original prepper. His garden would put most of us to shame, and he also knew where all the wild food grew locally (i bet we picked six 5 gallon buckets of blackberries in about an hour).

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 09:54 PM (VvCsn)

656 Problem is that I'm not much of a liquor drinker. Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 01:51 AM Liquor is an excellent barter item. You get more for your "money"

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 09:55 PM (JMmQ9)

657 RWC, I make a number of posts here. Very few include the language that I used to respond to those I consider a pompus asshole like Moo Moo who has absolutely no understanding of the reality that many are facing today, and in fact exhibits contempt for same. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 18, 2014 12:25 AM (ojnk6) He's pretty smug for someone who's a beneficiary of the free money being cranked out to the tune of 85B a month by the Fed to insure that bad days at the Dow and Naz casinos get covered. Once the day comes when the one trick pony Fed can't print their tit out of the wringer, Moo Moo will be wailing not about bad decisions he made, but about how "circumstances screwed him over" It's always the smug assholes who think they can't lose that jump out the window when their fortunes take an "unexpected" turn

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2014 09:56 PM (aTXUx)

658 654 "Definitely stock up on the liquor. If it ever gets so bad you couldn't trade it, you could just drink yourself into a stupor"

I keep making notes to myself to get squared away with a moonshining rig and a stash of ingredients. One of those projects I will handle after I am handed a Round Tuit.

High proof grain alcohol has a TON of uses beyond merely getting plastered.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 18, 2014 01:51 AM (gqT4g) Hide posts from (gqT4g)



Yeah, I'm headed that direction too -- I've got a Corny mini-keg of my "proof-of-concept" brew but haven't gotten the damned kegerator ready for it yet. Once I can brew beer reliably, the next obvious step is to fill it full of other crap and distill it.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:56 PM (T1005)

659

If I actually retained  all of the gardening knowledge my father had tried to impart on us....  half the backyard was always a garden growing up

 

Now I'm trying to relearn it all. Glad he answers all my questions now.

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 09:57 PM (KDUNf)

660 656 Damn, you guys are a tight group, huh?

Squeezing the old sliver of soap to the new one? Amateur hour.
When I visited my Grandfather in Port Angeles, WA, he had a jar of soap slivers in the basement - he made his own bars of soap out of the sludge. He also made his own wine, reloaded his ammo, made his furniture and half of his tools.
Hell, he made the A-frame cabin he lived in from the trees on the property he bought in the early 70's... The original prepper.

His garden would put most of us to shame, and he also knew where all the wild food grew locally (i bet we picked six 5 gallon buckets of blackberries in about an hour).

Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 01:54 AM (VvCsn) Hide posts from (VvCsn)



As I said, earlier -- Hammer's got good skills; I don't know if I could pass for Journeyman, but I know way more than the Pajama-Boys and Occupy-ers do.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 09:59 PM (T1005)

661 666th?

Posted by: Anachronda at February 17, 2014 10:00 PM (U82Km)

662 Krep!

Posted by: Anachronda at February 17, 2014 10:00 PM (U82Km)

663 how

Posted by: Anachronda at February 17, 2014 10:01 PM (U82Km)

664 666?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 10:01 PM (VvCsn)

665 about

Posted by: Anachronda at February 17, 2014 10:01 PM (U82Km)

666 was going to say "now", but apparently it was "then"

Posted by: Anachronda at February 17, 2014 10:02 PM (U82Km)

667 Nice piling-on, guys.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:02 PM (T1005)

668 Are the rottweilers going to come out of the shadows now?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 17, 2014 10:03 PM (jVaLp)

669 Japan gonna Japan http://bit.ly/1hrfCbr (nsfw-ish)

Posted by: The Dude at February 17, 2014 10:05 PM (bStrg)

670 Chi,


Sounds like your gramps could do master-classes, too -- although the skill set for Hammer (urban setting) and your gramps (more rural) don't have a lot of overlap, the mindset involved is the most critical part.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:06 PM (T1005)

671 we use to care about #666 when Rum was around; now days, no so much doG, how I miss her... carry on...

Posted by: AltonJackson, RPN Fan at February 17, 2014 10:07 PM (JMmQ9)

672 Cooth, i'll send you a pic or two - you will be impressed. The view from his porch was amazing. Literally, the Olympic mountains. I actually have pics of me standing on 100 year old stumps on his property - easily eight feet in diameter.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 10:07 PM (VvCsn)

673 668 ?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 10:08 PM (ojnk6)

674 Are the rottweilers going to come out of the shadows now? No, but the axe-wielding goats are on their way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtSw3daGoo

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 17, 2014 10:11 PM (X9Mnx)

675 673 Cooth, i'll send you a pic or two - you will be impressed.
The view from his porch was amazing. Literally, the Olympic mountains.
I actually have pics of me standing on 100 year old stumps on his property - easily eight feet in diameter. Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 02:07 AM (VvCsn) Hide posts from (VvCsn)



And that's what you can get with dogged persistence, and a bit of skill exercised wisely -- if you don't buy into all the "intellectual elite" BS.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:12 PM (T1005)

676 674 668
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The flood of attempts to catch the number was more enthusiastic than usual. No deeper significance than that.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:14 PM (T1005)

677 How the Hell can so many people, of all political stripes, believe that astrology -- which fails to account for the fact that where you see the celestial bodies now is not where they were when their light first shined -- and the whole concept is effing retarded.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 17, 2014 10:14 PM (Oy8yn)

678 677 Kk

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 10:16 PM (ojnk6)

679 Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 02:02 AM (T1005) Gee, that's a nice hash

Posted by: Terminator model T-1000 at February 17, 2014 10:18 PM (aTXUx)

680 No, but the axe-wielding goats are on their way: Or maybe Mrs Baylock...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 17, 2014 10:20 PM (jVaLp)

681 678 How the Hell can so many people, of all political stripes, believe that astrology -- which fails to account for the fact that where you see the celestial bodies now is not where they were when their light first shined -- and the whole concept is effing retarded. Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2014 02:14 AM (Oy8yn) I really don't have complete faith in that poll...there seems to be a personality that will say 'yeah, I'll say that I buy that idiocy, heh...' just to fuck with the polls. Because I refuse to believe that astrology is a serious belief system for any sentinent being on this planet, or any other.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2014 10:20 PM (LIQGY)

682 678 How the Hell can so many people, of all political stripes, believe that astrology -- which fails to account for the fact that where you see the celestial bodies now is not where they were when their light first shined -- and the whole concept is effing retarded.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2014 02:14 AM (Oy8yn) Hide posts from (Oy8yn)



Actually, you may or may not catch me up in that net, depending on the precise way that questions are worded.



I believe that the time of year when you were born has an effect on you....and this may have been chronicled in the language of astrology....whereas the actual mechanism of astrology is entirely unscientific....and is furthermore made ridiculous by the precession of the equinoxes.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:21 PM (T1005)

683 I think I finally narrowed it down.. Moo Moo is either Jim Cramer, Joe Lavorgna, or Larry Kudlow

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2014 10:22 PM (aTXUx)

684 684 LOL

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 17, 2014 10:22 PM (ojnk6)

685 684 I think I finally narrowed it down.. Moo Moo is either Jim Cramer, Joe Lavorgna, or Larry Kudlow Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2014 02:22 AM (aTXUx) So, the Three Stooges.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2014 10:23 PM (LIQGY)

686 I believe that the time of year when you were born has an effect on you....and this may have been chronicled in the language of astrology....whereas the actual mechanism of astrology is entirely unscientific....and is furthermore made ridiculous by the precession of the equinoxes. Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 02:21 AM (T1005) This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2014 10:26 PM (LIQGY)

687 A lot of Californians don't believe in God, but they'll swear by astrology, healing crystals, feng shui and other hippie dippy New Age bullshit debunked by Penn and Teller FWIW, you have some doing Rain Dances to end the drought but praying to God is just plain silly, superstitious, and anti-science if you ask them

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2014 10:27 PM (aTXUx)

688 688 A lot of Californians don't believe in God, but they'll swear by astrology, healing crystals, feng shui and other hippie dippy New Age bullshit debunked by Penn and Teller Yeah, ask how well that shit works for traffic jams.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2014 10:29 PM (LIQGY)

689 People buy into astrology for the same reasons they subscribe to loony conspiracy theories. They want to believe that they hold some secret truth that others don't understand. It's little more than a desire for un-earned arrogance amongst those incapable or unwilling to invest in the real world. Fantasy is far easier, being unencumbered by demands of fact, logic and evidence.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 17, 2014 10:29 PM (X9Mnx)

690 Has the title loan company put a tracking or disabling device on the car? If not, and you have to be a day or so late, park it at a friends house (not visible from the street!) - I've been that place for more than one friend. I know it sucks, but do what you have to to get past this. Two, three jobs? Pay the the exorbitant rare for a while, save, then get something else? I'll be crawling under a house tomorrow working for pennies, but it will pay the power bill, and I'm thankful to have the work. Believe me, I know how you feel - but it's going to get better. Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 12:19 AM (VvCsn) Has the title loan company put a tracking or disabling device on the car? Yeah, they have now, you bet your ass! (Funny how I read that, about the GPS, in the New Contract, when I was "re-applying" today for my loan, waiting for "Rafeael" to "check my odometer" whilst I "re-applied".) Went outside and watched them do it, for a bit.. Honestly, I'm totally OK with that. If I'm not paying the loan, I think they should have SOME handle on the collateral, no? I have NOT updated my driver's licence since I was evicted for the EXPRESS reason that my car not be seized. I once told a collections officer the hours and address of my (secure) place of work. It has made them CRAZY, the way I won't voluntarily update.

Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 17, 2014 10:30 PM (D8ONs)

691 690 People buy into astrology for the same reasons they subscribe to loony conspiracy theories. They want to believe that they hold some secret truth that others don't understand. It's little more than a desire for un-earned arrogance amongst those incapable or unwilling to invest in the real world. Fantasy is far easier, being unencumbered by demands of fact, logic and evidence. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 18, 2014 02:29 AM (X9Mnx) Things are always easy in the land of make believe.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2014 10:31 PM (LIQGY)

692 687 I believe that the time of year when you were born has an effect on you....and this may have been chronicled in the language of astrology....whereas the actual mechanism of astrology is entirely unscientific....and is furthermore made ridiculous by the precession of the equinoxes.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 02:21 AM (T1005)


This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius! Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2014 02:26 AM (LIQGY) Hide posts from (LIQGY)



Seriously, though -- if you start out with "kids born right before harvest time are fat, but feel neglected" because their initial moments on the planet were when mom and dad were frantically gathering stuff so they wouldn't starve in winter....it makes tons of sense that there'd be a lot of pre-scientific knowledge wrapped up in the language of astrology.....but when all that is perma-bonded to stars and planets that, over centuries, end up in Spring, you get the totally bogus pseudo-science we have today.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:33 PM (T1005)

693 Seriously, though -- if you start out with "kids born right before harvest time are fat, but feel neglected" because their initial moments on the planet were when mom and dad were frantically gathering stuff so they wouldn't starve in winter....it makes tons of sense that there'd be a lot of pre-scientific knowledge wrapped up in the language of astrology.....but when all that is perma-bonded to stars and planets that, over centuries, end up in Spring, you get the totally bogus pseudo-science we have today. Posted by: cthulhu at February agreed. similarly, when you look at things such as the impact of modern schooling, cut off dates for enrolling and similar things, it is easy to see how certain traits could predominate in people born at in certain months.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 10:37 PM (rDidD)

694 691 Has the title loan company put a tracking or disabling device on the car? If not, and you have to be a day or so late, park it at a friends house (not visible from the street!) - I've been that place for more than one friend.
I know it sucks, but do what you have to to get past this. Two, three jobs? Pay the the exorbitant rare for a while, save, then get something else?

I'll be crawling under a house tomorrow working for pennies, but it will pay the power bill, and I'm thankful to have the work. Believe me, I know how you feel - but it's going to get better.
Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 12:19 AM (VvCsn)


Has the title loan company put a tracking or disabling device on the car?

Yeah, they have now, you bet your ass!

(Funny how I read that, about the GPS, in the New Contract, when I was "re-applying" today for my loan, waiting for "Rafeael" to "check my odometer" whilst I "re-applied".)

Went outside and watched them do it, for a bit..

Honestly, I'm totally OK with that.

If I'm not paying the loan, I think they should have SOME handle on the collateral, no?

I have NOT updated my driver's licence since I was evicted for the EXPRESS reason that my car not be seized.

I once told a collections officer the hours and address of my (secure) place of work.

It has made them CRAZY, the way I won't voluntarily update.



Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 18, 2014 02:30 AM (D8ONs) Hide posts from (D8ONs)



What state are you in, Deety? The laws for such things vary immensely from one to another.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:38 PM (T1005)

695 What sign was I born under? Maternity Ward What sign was I conceived under? Holiday Inn

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2014 10:38 PM (aTXUx)

696 694 Seriously, though -- if you start out with "kids born right before harvest time are fat, but feel neglected" because their initial moments on the planet were when mom and dad were frantically gathering stuff so they wouldn't starve in winter....it makes tons of sense that there'd be a lot of pre-scientific knowledge wrapped up in the language of astrology.....but when all that is perma-bonded to stars and planets that, over centuries, end up in Spring, you get the totally bogus pseudo-science we have today.
Posted by: cthulhu at February




agreed. similarly, when you look at things such as the impact of modern schooling, cut off dates for enrolling and similar things, it is easy to see how certain traits could predominate in people born at in certain months. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2014 02:37 AM (rDidD) Hide posts from (rDidD)



Which is why, depending on the exact wording of the question asked, I could end up being touted by CNN as either an astrology believer or firmly anti-astrology.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:40 PM (T1005)

697 it is interesting to see the differences between the asian and european zodiac. In general I think asians place a greater emphasis in the zodiac and similar.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 10:41 PM (rDidD)

698 Which is why, depending on the exact wording of the question asked, I could end up being touted by CNN as either an astrology believer or firmly anti-astrology. Posted by: cthulhu sigh, again, agreed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 10:42 PM (rDidD)

699 and another thing, as a rule I think asians are much more fatalistic. drives me nuts. generally, in my experience, people believing in fate are depressing and easily depressed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2014 10:43 PM (rDidD)

700 Recall that the Reagans, particularly Nancy, consulted astrologers for guidance on WH doctrine. I'm not going to cite any particular reference, as most of the ones I spotted were leftish, but there was some fire under all that smoke.
 
Now if someone would like to post a thorough debunking of this, let the light shine through.
 
I worked with a chemist, a very Christian man as well, who was a huge astrology buff.
 
My conclusion? It takes all kinds.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 10:43 PM (wNF3N)

701 Almost forgot to mention, they came to check out the damage today and there turned out to be another leak. This one is in a pipe going to the downstairs bathroom, just a few feet from the ice maker feed that sprang a leak last week. So we are without water until some time tomorrow and the entire kitchen area is sealed off to let the driers do their job. They're bringing more gear tomorrow to let them check the who system for any more leaks.

Now I find myself wondering. We know the water has been turned off to the complex or at least our group of units several times recently, thanks to the distinctive sound of air working its way through the pipes later in the day when we got home. could something they did have created a high pressure situation that compromised weak point in our home that might otherwise have held up for many more years? It seems a remarkable coincidence that two failures occurred at about the same time within close proximity to each other.

Because if this is not just old plumbing but instead something that was caused to happen, it could make a huge difference in how much repair we are able to afford.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 10:47 PM (bPxS6)

702 Deety has the right attitude -- Of course the title company has installed a GPS locator on her car. I would, too if that was my business. Their collateral is that car.
 
Skip tracing isn't just for bail bondsmen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 10:48 PM (wNF3N)

703 #701

I recall the most prominent book was 'What Does Joan Say?' Joan being the astrologer Nancy favored.

I sometime think a few of the weirder antics and quotes were part of a psy-op to keep the Soviets spooked.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 10:52 PM (bPxS6)

704 701 Recall that the Reagans, particularly Nancy, consulted astrologers for guidance on WH doctrine. I'm not going to cite any particular reference, as most of the ones I spotted were leftish, but there was some fire under all that smoke.

Now if someone would like to post a thorough debunking of this, let the light shine through.

I worked with a chemist, a very Christian man as well, who was a huge astrology buff.

My conclusion? It takes all kinds.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2014 02:43 AM (wNF3N) Hide posts from (wNF3N)



It does indeed.



Incidentally, there is a long, funny tale about how I met the BH through my (limited) involvement with the neopagan group, "South Bay Circles"....but that's really for another day. If you ask me about it on an ONT before comment 200, I might actually make the effort.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:53 PM (T1005)

705 Posted by: Epobirs at February 18, 2014 02:47 AM (bPxS6) I'm not sure what your problem is...but I am pretty sure that air pressure that is liable to be generated in any standard plumbing system can even begin to burst a pipe. Are the supply lines copper? Are they corroded? Let me know...I pretend to be a plumber on weekends.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 17, 2014 10:55 PM (LIQGY)

706 I'll know more tomorrow when they've come back and set to work again.


Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 10:58 PM (bPxS6)

707 Bwhahaha! I must admit that this warmed the cockles of my little black bean heart when I read it on a friend's Facebook post (She's been skiing in Aspen): "We heard they closed the West side of Buttermilk due to high winds. The Obamas are staying with the owners of Buttermilk..." I hope that fossil fuel burning hypocrite Big Mooch is having a bad expensive vacation! If AGW is a weapon of mass destruction like Horseface says, FLATUS and the girls should have driven a Prius to ski at a resort in New England, and Barry should have hopped a train to FL to golf.

Posted by: Nanny Pelousy at February 17, 2014 10:58 PM (o6g4X)

708 702 Almost forgot to mention, they came to check out the damage today and there turned out to be another leak. This one is in a pipe going to the downstairs bathroom, just a few feet from the ice maker feed that sprang a leak last week. So we are without water until some time tomorrow and the entire kitchen area is sealed off to let the driers do their job. They're bringing more gear tomorrow to let them check the who system for any more leaks.

Now I find myself wondering. We know the water has been turned off to the complex or at least our group of units several times recently, thanks to the distinctive sound of air working its way through the pipes later in the day when we got home. could something they did have created a high pressure situation that compromised weak point in our home that might otherwise have held up for many more years? It seems a remarkable coincidence that two failures occurred at about the same time within close proximity to each other.

Because if this is not just old plumbing but instead something that was caused to happen, it could make a huge difference in how much repair we are able to afford.
Posted by: Epobirs at February 18, 2014 02:47 AM (bPxS6) Hide posts from (bPxS6)



My cousin owns a plumbing company in your area. Do you want me to call in a favor, or do you trust the process you're pursuing? BTW, it would be a hoot-and-a-half if you were already dealing with him.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 10:59 PM (T1005)

709 It's not really my decision as it's my sister who is the homeowner and she is part of a business circle with these guys, or rather she represents her employer to the business group.

The people who did much of the earlier work after the washer flood was Heys Plumbing. I don't recall the other names off the top of my head.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 11:06 PM (bPxS6)

710 34 odd thing about Oakland is that it was a planned, exclusive community. meaning no blacks or Latinos allowed Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich Uh -- no. Oakland at first was the terminus of the Transcontinental Railroad, and as a result became a very wealthy city, and eventually stole all the port business from San Francisco. Many mansions, beautiful neighborhoods, money flowing in. (We're talkin' the 19th century here.) It actually has a very complicated geography. Perhaps there were individual neighborhoods that were planned communities with color codes, but overall the city just grew organically. There were very few blacks in Oakland pre-WWII. It was mostly white, with a big middle class, a healthy upper class, and a fully employed working class -- plus Portuguese farmers, Chinese businessmen, Mexican descendants of the original rancheros, and so on. And a booming port and railroad yard. World War II changed everything. Most of the young white men were shipped off to war, and the shipyards were converted to war use, and tens of thousands of blacks (mostly from Louisiana and Texas, specifically) flooded in to fill the port, rail, and shipbuilding jobs. Full employment continued through '45, no problems. And then -- collapse. After '45 the war jobs then disappeared, and the white middle class soldiers returned. Fewer jobs available + more high-skilled veterans filling them = skyrocketing unemployment in the black community. Things slid downward through the '50s, and then the situation really went off the cliff in '64 and '67, first in '64 with the arrival of LBJ's Welfare State, which ossified unemployment and dependency, and then in '67 the emergence of the Black Panthers (and similar lesser-known but just as violent black revolutionary groups) which overtly called for a shooting race war against whites, starting with the (then mostly white) police. Violence skyrocketed, and the white and Portuguese middle and working class fled many once-decent neighborhoods, which quickly degenerated into unredeemable slums. And then once you get a "reputation," then all the nogoodniks from around the country flock to your city to set up shop as drug lords, street gangs, etc. But Oakland is physically a very large city, with plenty of natural barriers separating neighborhoods, so interestingly the employed whites didn't all flee the city entirely (as they did from places like Detroit), but instead simply fled to better parts of Oakland, where the hills and winding narrow streets kept them safe. And so to this day, Oakland is actually three separate cities, all about equal in population and geographical size: One-third of the city is wealthy, upper-class and white, and lives in the hills; One-third of the city is staunchly middle-class and employed, and lives in specific "nicer" neighborhoods clearly distinct from those above and below them, and is mixed white hipsters and techies, Asian business owners, Mexican laborers and black civil servants; One-third of the city is desperate violent ghettos, in the flatlands and near the shoreline, composed mostly of a permanently unemployed black underclass that has been politicized into vengeful race hatred, plus a significant population of Mexican and Central American gangs. It's that final third that gets all the media attention. But it's possible to live in the "nice" parts of Oakland and rarely interact with the dangerous sides of town. What makes the news is when the criminals invade the middle- and upper-class areas in crime sprees and politically motivated mass vandalism and desecration. But those outbursts don't last, and things return to their current uneasy "truce" between the three "empires" as it were. The politicians and race hucksters purposely hamstring the cops and prevent them from keeping order, so one-third of the city essentially becomes a "no go zone," especially at night. Everyone just stays away -- even the cops. But don't condemn all of Oakland for the out-of-control criminality of its ghettos; there are parts of town more elegant and expensive than 95% of the rest of the country.

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2014 11:09 PM (+cx5n)

711 Epo - Forgive me for not knowing the whole deal... I remember the first night of your ordeal... How old is your your plumbing? Do you know if it's PEX or if it's CVPC or ???? whatever came before PEX (i forget the the name right now) had major problems (Quest?), and there were lawsuits all over the country because of the damage the leaks caused... I really feel for you - it sucks to be without water and wait for a plumber. I wish I were there to help you - I'd give you temporary showerws at least.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 11:12 PM (fzHss)

712 Just thought I would pass this on for the folks who were involved in conservations with Joffen and are having a very hard time after his death. It cab be a very hard place to be particularly if you are at all affected by depression yourself I have been thinking and praying for you: Maybe I'm not supposed to bring this again, but I felt I needed to: http://www.allianceofhope.org/survivor_experience/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2014 11:15 PM (XyM/Y)

713 Posted by: zombie at February 18, 2014 03:09 AM (+cx5n) Hide posts from (+cx5n)



^^^^^^^This. The guy who invented the kidney machine lived in the Oakland Hills (weird family connection) -- it is really neighborhood by neighborhood.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 11:17 PM (T1005)

714 Posted by: zombie at February 18, 2014 03:09 AM (+cx5n)
 
In a way, this is the story of Obama.
 
As usual, zombie brings the light. How's that bankruptcy of Oakland going?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 11:18 PM (wNF3N)

715 There are 2 Americas 3 Oaklands.

Posted by: John Edwards at February 17, 2014 11:19 PM (kHyGq)

716 Complex was built in 84-85. I cannot say what was used to plumb it but if it was the bad stuff it would have been litigated a long, long time ago. Every place I knew of that needed remediation (including our previous home) had it done in the late 90s or early 00s. One specialist company, Master Serve,  was a big advertiser on LA radio for many years.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 17, 2014 11:21 PM (bPxS6)

717 Thank you, Fenelon . Personally, I appreciated that. As far as I'm concerned, you can bring him up whenever you want to.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 11:24 PM (fzHss)

718 How's that bankruptcy of Oakland going? Posted by: GnuBreed The impressive tax haul from the upper class keeps the city afloat, unlike other areas which doesn't have such a large wealthy tax base within the same municipality as the ghetto. Basically, to be utterly blunt, the whites and Asians contribute about 90+% of the city's tax revenue; while the black and Mexican ghettos consume about 90% of the city's resources. hate to be so brutal with the facts, but sometimes the facts are brutal. Interestingly, Oakland is close enough to Silicon Valley and SF that there is now a new influx of highly paid techies moving in due to the (comparatively) cheap rent (and then commuting to SF or the Peninsula), which actually will keep the city afloat indefinitely. Capitalism: is there nothing it can't fix?

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2014 11:24 PM (+cx5n)

719 With the money you are paying in interest and principle, you could quickly save the money to buy a used car. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 17, 2014 11:59 PM (DmNpO) Not all at the same time! Jayzus! Sorry, that was somehow rude of me.

Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 17, 2014 11:26 PM (D8ONs)

720 Does anyone know if there is a veterinarian in the house?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 11:26 PM (fzHss)

721 >> Capitalism: is there nothing it can't fix?
 
Yes. The depredations of gubmint.
 
Sounds like a a less complicated version of NYC to me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2014 11:29 PM (wNF3N)

722 So I have insomnia. Sitting here and the lights and heat go on and off. Back on, hopefully for good...

Posted by: Baldy at February 17, 2014 11:31 PM (2bql3)

723 There are 2 Americas 3 Oaklands. Shit.

Posted by: Rick Perry at February 17, 2014 11:32 PM (ss5GK)

724 Does anyone know if there is a veterinarian in the house? People treat me like a dog, if that counts ... Some Vet FAQs for cat / dog / bird on the internet ...

Posted by: Adriane... at February 17, 2014 11:34 PM (qoKTg)

725 it is really neighborhood by neighborhood. Posted by: cthulhu I know lots of people who live in "marginal" areas that are technically "safe" middle-class neighborhoods but which are physically just a few blocks away from shooting galleries and inner-city ghetto zones. You can hear the automatic gunfire at night, But you don't worry, because for the most part it "stays down there." But every now and then (far too often for my taste) the violence spills into their neighborhoods. Personally, I think they're nuts for living in these borderlands neighborhoods, and I personally would live in constant fear if I did so. For the same amount of money, one could just as easily live in a neighborhood that is more physically isolated from the gangs wars. But there is an absurd political element to it, where the closer a white hipster lives to the black slum, the more revolutionary street cred he earns through proximity, so a lot of people like my friends actually pay a premium for the privilege of living as close to the ghetto as possible, while still being in a safe white zone. The insanity of liberalism. They'd feel guilty and "racist" for choosing to live in a similarly priced but more segregated hills neighborhood, even though it's vastly safer.

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2014 11:34 PM (+cx5n)

726 Thanks, Adriane. I searched before i asked, of course, but didn't see what i wanted right away...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 17, 2014 11:38 PM (fzHss)

727

>>> living as close to the ghetto as possible, while still being in a safe white zone

 

Nothing like playing with fire there.

/s

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 11:39 PM (KDUNf)

728

Zombie

 

Thanks for the history / area description.  The same issues are in almost every major city in the world. It is nice to have someone describe the 'local' twist on the theme.  

 

I look at that area on google earth and the sheer volume of people located around that bay ensure that I won't be going there.  How my brother has lived out in CA for so long is completely beyond me.

Posted by: PMRich at February 17, 2014 11:44 PM (KDUNf)

729 Take care, shredded chi ... The Can't Tell You What's Wrong family members do bring the worry ...

Posted by: Adriane... at February 17, 2014 11:53 PM (qoKTg)

730 713 Just thought I would pass this on for the folks who were involved in conservations with Joffen and are having a very hard time after his death. It cab be a very hard place to be particularly if you are at all affected by depression yourself I have been thinking and praying for you:

Maybe I'm not supposed to bring this again, but I felt I needed to:

http://www.allianceofhope.org/survivor_experience/



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2014 03:15 AM (XyM/Y) Hide posts from (XyM/Y)



I'll say straight out that I've had my own issues, but I've been in contact with Chi and I don't think either of us is as 'fragile' as Joffen. I won't speak for anyone else touched by this, but don't send thoughts and prayers my way -- send 'em towards other 'fragile' morons who need 'em more, and to the family (weirdly summarized moron info link -- http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=347189#c21788987 ) -- 'cause that's where mine are going.



And I'll say something else straight up -- don't stop caring. Don't stop reaching out. Don't hold back. Don't stifle. Never think that you're not supposed to help.



I thank you for your concern, Fenelon, and I fervently hope it gets to those who need it.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 11:56 PM (T1005)

731 721 Does anyone know if there is a veterinarian in the house? Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 03:26 AM (fzHss) Hide posts from (fzHss)




Oh, crap -- what's wrong?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 17, 2014 11:57 PM (T1005)

732 But of course the tough part is, a job is required to save, the existing car is needed to make it to the job, the loan is required to retain the car. As I understand the matter. Quite the three-pipe problem, Watson! HAH! I LURVE U To pieces torquewench!

Posted by: Deety - 02/15 truther at February 17, 2014 11:58 PM (D8ONs)

733 I hope it works out for you, Deety, and you keep that job and get the car paid off and/or win the lottery without buying tickets (that's my hope!).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 18, 2014 12:02 AM (qyfb5)

734 I guess there are some things that really cannot be spoken anymore. I lived in Chicagoland for 18 years, and there were clearly areas I was told by my real estate 'finder' it wasn't safe to live in. As a honky, that is. The same areas that currently have a high murder rate. Hmmmm.
 
Even in my current location, there are 'ghetto' locations. Areas of high segregation, mostly by choice I might add. These things are just known; not published on official maps. I think it's more a segregation by income than race; the outcome is similar though.
 
I think that a high status black can integrate easier into a high status neighborhood than a low class white can in a low status neighborhood. A certain 'craziness' index is needed to do Part B. 'That white boy be crazy, best to leave him and his alone.' The Second Amendment may come into play here.
 
Regardless of what the gubmint may decree, people will make their own judgements about where they choose to live and why.
 
One thing I have noticed about the HQ is the general LACK of class consciousness of the participants here. I see no putdowns of anyone striving to make a better life for themselves; the key is the striving to do so.
 
Not the results. Just trying.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2014 12:08 AM (wNF3N)

735 I wasn't suggesting anyone was "fragile". There just seems to be a talk on talk on here by various people-not you-who have either said they are affected by depression or they've have "had it" with things right now and honestly- as much time as I spend on here sometimes, I often think is not a good place to people to be for much time. Seriously, from early morning on it's "doom and gloom" and I can say this now because some of them are asleep- is some of these same folks have had health problems and posting the .latest Obama outrage is probably good for their emotional and physical health. I hopefully will not cease to care until I go to life eternal beyond this place and hopefully not then :^) and of course when I say "all" I mean everybody here and Joffen's family and friends too

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2014 12:14 AM (XyM/Y)

736 735 I guess there are some things that really cannot be spoken anymore. I lived in Chicagoland for 18 years, and there were clearly areas I was told by my real estate 'finder' it wasn't safe to live in. As a honky, that is. The same areas that currently have a high murder rate. Hmmmm.

Even in my current location, there are 'ghetto' locations. Areas of high segregation, mostly by choice I might add. These things are just known; not published on official maps. I think it's more a segregation by income than race; the outcome is similar though.

I think that a high status black can integrate easier into a high status neighborhood than a low class white can in a low status neighborhood. A certain 'craziness' index is needed to do Part B. 'That white boy be crazy, best to leave him and his alone.' The Second Amendment may come into play here.

Regardless of what the gubmint may decree, people will make their own judgements about where they choose to live and why.

One thing I have noticed about the HQ is the general LACK of class consciousness of the participants here. I see no putdowns of anyone striving to make a better life for themselves; the key is the striving to do so.

Not the results. Just trying.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2014 04:08 AM (wNF3N) Hide posts from (wNF3N)




I think the majority of perceived race/class grievances in the last 20 years have been synthetic -- that is to say, fomented by those in the grievance industry.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 12:15 AM (T1005)

737 Meant probably NOT good for their emotional and physical health.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2014 12:16 AM (XyM/Y)

738 Oh, crap -- what's wrong?!?!? Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 03:57 AM (T1005)[/ No, no, no... Thanks for the concern, though - He brought me a gift today. A rat. Snapped it's neck and dropped it at my feet. Not sure if I'm proud or worried - should I be worried? Rats carry "the plague" right? And all kinds of other diseases? I like that the little fucker has the taste of blood, but I worry that it's a damned rat... I don't know where he got it - from under the house? I mean, he's up to date on shots, but do they vaccinate for bubonic plague these days?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 12:16 AM (fzHss)

739 Shit - barrel.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 12:17 AM (fzHss)

740 Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2014 04:08 AM (wNF3N) Do you miss living there? I grew up in Wisconsin, and after spending time in Minneapolis and Chicago, I came to the inescapable conclusion concerning both metropolitan areas: Fuck. That.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 18, 2014 12:20 AM (LIQGY)

741 736 I wasn't suggesting anyone was "fragile". There just seems to be a talk on talk on here by various people-not you-who have either said they are affected by depression or they've have "had it" with things right now and honestly- as much time as I spend on here sometimes, I often think is not a good place to people to be for much time. Seriously, from early morning on it's "doom and gloom" and I can say this now because some of them are asleep- is some of these same folks have had health problems and posting the .latest Obama outrage is probably good for their emotional and physical health.

I hopefully will not cease to care until I go to life eternal beyond this place and hopefully not then :^) and of course when I say "all" I mean everybody here and Joffen's family and friends too Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2014 04:14 AM (XyM/Y) Hide posts from (XyM/Y)



Oh, crud, Fenelon -- I meant no criticism. I did and do appreciate thoughts and concerns which include me....I just wanted you to know that I'm not so much worried about myself as I am worried for other folks.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 12:22 AM (T1005)

742

Normally shouldn't have to worry about the plague, but you're from out west aren't you?  A quick search on plague vaccine doesn't show anything for dogs/cats. They do recommend weekly flea checks.

 

Up to date on rabies would be my biggest concern.

 

Nice to know that you got a rat eliminator.

Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 12:25 AM (KDUNf)

743 Chi, I'd go with "proud" as long as it didn't end up in your bed. Doggehs have special built-in protections for such encounters, and people ordinarily don't engage in problematic interactions from sheer revulsion.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 12:27 AM (T1005)

744 No problem, Chtlu. Have a good day. Time for me to go back to sleep for a few hours.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2014 12:30 AM (XyM/Y)

745 Final illustration, for those curious: I just found a really good map that very clearly shows the three distinct ghettos of Oakland: http://dabrownstein.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/gangs-in-oakland.jpg The two purple/grey areas are black ghettos; the orange area is the Hispanic ghetto; and the yellow areas are the middle- and upper-class zones. Note, interestingly, that there are two completely separate black ghettos, separated by an Hispanic ghetto. The one at the bottom is "East Oakland" (technically speaking it's actually southern Oakland, but for some reason the "East Oakland" moniker has stuck); the one at the top is "West Oakland"; and the Hispanic slum in the middle is Fruitvale. Notice how, all combined, they really don't take up much more than one-third of the city, acreage-wise. If you live in any of the "yellow" areas, you're as as safe as you would be in any normal American town. (Although, as mentioned above, if you're in a yellow area directly adjacent to a purple area, you're asking for trouble.) Most Oaklanders have never seen this map, buy they don't need to see it, because its general outlines are permanently etched in their brains from a lifetime of experience. People just know by instinct which areas to avoid.

Posted by: zombie at February 18, 2014 12:31 AM (+cx5n)

746 743 Normally shouldn't have to worry about the plague, but you're from out west aren't you?  ________ Exact opposite. East coast. Thanks anyway, everyone. I just got paranoid when I saw a rat - i'd put poison under the house, But this little guy will find a way aroumd any safeguards i could put in place.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 12:42 AM (fzHss)

747 >> Do you miss living there? I grew up in Wisconsin, and after spending time in Minneapolis and Chicago, I came to the inescapable conclusion concerning both metropolitan areas: Fuck. That.
 
No I don't. I had to move to the Atlanta area next, and schools was my prime consideration for my kids. They got a great environment in te Peachtree city school system. that system, though, was purposely sought out by me in advance. MY house purchase was predicated on that system.
 
For seven years, their system delivered.
 
I had new but similar concerns as we moved to the M Gulf Coast.
 
Frankly, this is one of your main jobs as a parent. Find your kids a good place to learn and grow up. no one will do the job better than you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2014 12:44 AM (wNF3N)

748 I just checked the Hewlett Packard 15C that I got in 1986. Yep, the original batteries are still working. I only use it for Boyle's Law calculations, maybe once a month.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 18, 2014 12:53 AM (ZZX2X)

749

Assumed west from the times that you post.

 

I guess that was kinda stoopid, since I only post at night from Cincy

Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 12:54 AM (KDUNf)

750

Assumed west from the times that you post.

 

I guess that was kinda stoopid, since I only post at night from Cincy

Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 12:54 AM (KDUNf)

751

Cool, we got a map and in color too. 

 

Love my maps

Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 12:56 AM (KDUNf)

752 "701 Recall that the Reagans, particularly Nancy, consulted astrologers for guidance on WH doctrine. I'm not going to cite any particular reference, as most of the ones I spotted were leftish, but there was some fire under all that smoke.

Now if someone would like to post a thorough debunking of this, let the light shine through.

I worked with a chemist, a very Christian man as well, who was a huge astrology buff.

My conclusion? It takes all kinds.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2014 02:43 AM (wNF3N)"



I can't remember the details but I seem to remember watching someone who had worked in the Reagan White House about this.  His answer was that after Reagan was shot, Nancy Reagan was terrified of another assassination attempt and turned to astrology to try to influence the times that Reagan would go to places.  Reagan did not believe in astrology but he did love his wife and to some extent did allow her to have some influence on the Presidential schedule, not on policy matters.



I can't offer you a cite, this is just something I remember from TV years ago.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 18, 2014 01:17 AM (BcCwi)

753 PMRich, Nope. I'm just an insomniac. But thanks for remindinding me that I should be asleep at this hour!

Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 01:34 AM (fzHss)

754

This is what I do to ensure I don't fall asleep.

 

Sitting in a control room can be pretty boring sometimes.

Posted by: PMRich at February 18, 2014 01:37 AM (KDUNf)

755 753 PMRich,
Nope. I'm just an insomniac.

But thanks for remindinding me that I should be asleep at this hour! Posted by: shredded chi at February 18, 2014 05:34 AM (fzHss) Hide posts from (fzHss)


Your little buddy's lookin' good?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 01:40 AM (T1005)

756 A good way to keep rats and all vermin from invading your space ( like a crawl space) is to liberally sprinkle moth balls around. The mothballs will not harm your pets, but will repel Birmingham-even raccoons.

Posted by: Chilling the most at February 18, 2014 02:15 AM (gxtMZ)

757 Bittersweet story from my next-door neighbor.....she had a friend who was recently found face-down on her laptop -- last search term was "heart attack" and there was a telephone within reach. While the friend didn't have time for much, it might behoove some of us to do our research in advance......

Posted by: cthulhu at February 18, 2014 02:26 AM (T1005)

758 Oh look.
Another 1.5 inches of GlowBull Worming fell in Baltimore over night.
And a two hour delay starting schools..

Have a blessed day Al Gore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2014 02:28 AM (DHj6D)

759 Yes...it's here


*Does Snoopy Dance*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2014 02:52 AM (DHj6D)

760 Well, if you have to go, go quickly. One can hope.

and so off to lunch

Posted by: h.U. Orluss at February 18, 2014 02:54 AM (3G96r)

761 Rule of 72 says the 3500 doubles every 14.4 years. By my calculations you would only have 56,000 at 65.

Posted by: D Ace at February 18, 2014 07:05 AM (PhVkf)

762

Teh real Washington quote, via the lovely ladies at the MountVernon.org Estate: http://www.mountvernon.org/ educational -resources/ encyclopedia/ spurious -quotations (remove spaces)

Teh government's own compound interest calculator says a kid given $1,000 at birth at 5%, compounded daily would be $25,784.60.

Even if you contributed $1,000 PER YEAR through age 65, that would be $521,456.77.

https://investor.gov/ tools/ calculators/ compound- interest- calculator (remove spaces)

@peeteysdee

Posted by: Peter S. Dee at February 18, 2014 08:22 AM (CMbMd)

763 I skipped right past the KidSave's arithmetic errors and went straight for the implementation issues. Namely, what does a parent have to do to get that $1000 for their newborn? Get an SSN and a bank account? Or get all that AND prove that the parents are here legally? Because if any newborn can get the money, I see the number of newborns rising dramatically. And whose money is it, really? The kid's, or the parents'? What if the parents need that money to take care of the kid? Also, where does the government get that $4 billion to start with? Who says payroll taxes of 1% can keep up with this? Who says the annual return will be 5%? Even if the math was correct (and it's not), the naivete inherent in making such claims is staggering.

Posted by: Kay at February 18, 2014 08:59 AM (GcBz+)

764 "Norman Ornstein in National Journal has a idea that would make everybody a near-millionaire at retirement. Can you spot the giant error?" Um... there are LOTS of giant errors there. 1) He's assuming an inflation rate of 0.00%. 2) He's assuming a guaranteed government rate of return of 5% when T-bills are under 2%. 3) He can't do compound interest. With historical inflation rates (1954-2014), 2% ROI and a real compound interest calculator running quarterly, I get a bit under $1,370 as the value in 2014 dollars of the investment in 60 years. I doubt that'll fix the rich/poor wealth divide at retirement.

Posted by: gekkobear at February 18, 2014 09:59 AM (2zHxV)

765 When I buy a lottery ticket, I expect to win. Sometimes I do. Heck, I won $20 recently.

Posted by: Erowmero at February 18, 2014 11:31 AM (OONaw)

766 Orenstein did not explain it well or he left out an important part of the equation.... Mainly, to get to the $700 K level you would have to place $3500 into the account every year.

Posted by: Budahmon at February 18, 2014 01:40 PM (bBSSG)

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