February 25, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (2-25-2014)
— Maetenloch

I'll be on the road for the next week so the ONT will be a bit...unsettled. So expect the not so expected.

Thought For the Day: Anger Is Not an Agenda

Anger is not an agenda. And outrage, as a habit, is not even conservative. Outrage, resentment, and intolerance are gargoyles of the Left. For us, optimism is not just a message - it's a principle. American conservatism, at its core, is about gratitude, and cooperation, and trust, and above all hope.

It is also about inclusion. Successful political movements are about identifying converts, not heretics. This, too, is part of the challenge before us.

-- Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT)

Do Conservatives Keep "Falling in Love With Bad Boys" in Politics?

Matt Lewis:

Political candidates who pick the right enemies are too often supported, regardless of their failings. Most recently, we have seen this in the effort to oust Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. McConnell, of course, is no conservative hero, but conservatives were too quick to latch onto a flawed replacement.

Matt Bevin's campaign has been plagued with mistakes and odd revelations (did he really go to MIT?), the most recent of which is that he signed a letter in support of TARP. Bevin's in a different category from Trump and Nugent, but conservatives are supporting him for many of the same reasons, including the fact that he has the right enemy. For a lot of conservatives, it's better the devil you don't know than the devil you do.

Jazz Shaw:

No matter how much you may love to hear some people set their own hair on fire and spout out some really over the top, world class invective, Matt's point is a fair one. Winning in politics involves, well. winning, and there are still some lines that are only crossed at significant risk. Some actors on the political stage tend to cross - or completely shatter -those lines, and while the entertainment value is high, they risk becoming clowns in the eyes of many voters who may be more cautious. And when you endorse the clown, you become part of the circus by default.

Andrew Klavan on Purity vs Strategy

All my sympathies, in other words, are with the tea party. And I would truly love to see the RINO's skewered on their own horns.

And yet. In general, Tea Party candidates tend to do well in congressional races where small, homogenous districts are in play. In Senate races where you need votes across an entire state, a primary victory for someone like Christine O'Donnell or Todd Akin may briefly fill the conservative heart with joy, but the loss of a Senate seat that could have been won is simply too high a price to pay for that momentary triumph.

We need to talk this out with good sense and without pompous ranting. Politics is the art of the possible. Writing belligerently purist articles, blog posts or comments is relatively easy. Winning elections is hard. Barack Obama is one of the most destructive presidents this country has ever seen, but a talented politician. If stopping him in his tracks requires stomaching some RINO's here and there, it seems a no brainer: It must be done.

Quote of the Day

A troubling, but plausible, argument from @ryanavent on why we need fewer workers: http://t.co/l9XiELKhAH

- Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) February 19, 2014

And Ezra Klein along with his number one most favorite-est president ever are just the guys to do it. Meanwhile there seems to be a bit of musical chairs going on as longtime journalists are being lured to new outlets by a media feeding frenzy. Which leads William Jacobson to declare that "Journalists" are the new no-money-down mortgages.

So we're somewhere on this curve and I'm guessing it's between greed and delusion:

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Tales From the TSA

Most front-line TSA agents despise the absurd rules they are ordered to enforce just as much as the public whose items are confiscated due to the rules. Ask almost any TSA employee what his or her least favorite part about the job is, and the answer will usually include a long list of managers, federal security directors, and other higher-ups.

My six years at the TSA played out like a circus of absurd security regulations, presided over by a coterie of managers who, for the most part, made the Keystone Cops look competent.

There was the manager who was arrested for fleeing the police after being involved in a marijuana bust (and who was then back at work soon after, with barely a slap on the wrist). There was the manager who ordered all aluminum foil be confiscated from passengers due to the possibility of the boxes' serrated edges being used as weapons. There were the many managers who tried to have TSA employees terminated for gum-chewing - claiming that there were terrorists casing the airport, looking for gum-chewing screeners with their defenses down.
But in all my years at the TSA, the most absurd memo passed down from headquarters to front-line TSA employees - a memo that eventually took on legendary status among many screeners - came in 2012.

One morning at briefing, my supervisor at the time - an old, gruff, no-nonsense man with an irreverent sense of humor - told us to gather around, as there was something important to brief.

"This comes down from the folks up in D.C.," he said. "So listen up."

The memo advised the entire TSA workforce that terrorists were plotting to use solar powered improvised explosive devices in order to harm aviation interests. But not to worry: TSA headquarters was on the case. The memo continued to explain that new technology was being explored in order to detect solar powered IEDs.

The supervisor tore his reading glasses off his face - whether he crushed the memo in his fist, I cannot remember.

"What the hell are these idiots up in D.C. talking about?" he asked. "Why would anyone need a solar powered bomb indoors, on a plane?"

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Gibson Hollow Body Stratocasters and the Gell-Mann Effect

Can you spot the error in this newspaper article?

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Seriously, if your gonna run an article on the Fender Stratocaster Jeff Beck is about as grand a Strat playing guitar god to showcase in a photo as you could find. And of course, that would be pretty easy to do. If you couldn't, it would be nice if they at least had him playing a Fender.

But a Gibson hollow body ?!?!?!?

Well I have one of both so to me a Gibson hollow-body stratocaster would be Teh Awesome. If it existed.

NY Post Reports the Capture of the Largest Handgun Ever Made!!

Or not assuming you have any idea about where the FNH Five-Seven gets its name from. Hint: The FNH Five-Seven fires a 5.7mm round which is about the same size as a .22 bullet.

Struggling New York Knicks point guard Raymond Felton allegedly pointed a huge, armor-piercing pistol at his estranged wife during a domestic dispute, sources said, and was arrested Tuesday morning for gun possession.

Ariane Raymondo-Felton - who recently filed for divorce - brought the Belgian-made pistol, an FNH Five-Seven 28mm handgun to the 20th Precinct on the Upper West Side, and the starting point guard later turned himself in for questioning, sources said.

...Sources said the 28 mm handgun is one of the largest made, and that his wife took it from their home on West 63rd Street.

Never forget all the layers of fact-checking and the Murray Gell-Mann Effect:

Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward-reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.

In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

10 Japanese Travel Tips for Visiting America

Beware the family-style 'dinner plate':

In Japan, each person eating gets as many individual dishes as needed for the meal. Sometimes more than 10 dishes per person are used. In America, there is a method where a large bowl or dish is placed in the middle of the table, and you take as much as you like from there, and put it on a big dish said to be a "dinner plate."

Limited vending machines - i.e. no lobsters, beer, or panties:

Vending machines in the United States just give carbonated beverages. Coke particularly. If you try to buy the juice from a vending machine when you're thirsty, it's just all carbonate. I pressed the button and thought it would be a nice orange juice, but carbonate came out. I love carbonated, but there are times when it will make you sick indeed.

But optimism and little fear of failure:

In Japan, there is great fear of failure and mistakes in front of other people. It is better to do nothing and avoid being criticized than to taste the humiliation of failure. As a result, there are things we wanted to do, but did not, and often regret.

In America, you can make mistakes, fail, and it doesn't matter. It is a fundamental feeling that to sometimes be incorrect is natural. In addition, rather than thinking about mistakes and failures, American's have curiosity and say, "Let's try anyway!"

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The WWII Star Wars Connection

Probably isn't a surprise to longtime fans. A lot of the references came from Lucas' love of WWII movie dogfighting scenes and from the effects house's use of whatever model pieces they could get their hands on.

...Steve Gawley, model maker for A New Hope recalls, "We didn't have any money at all! I don't think we bought anything new - even the furniture in the screening room was recycled from Goodwill. We had a relationship with Monogram, a model kit company in Hawthorne, California, so we were able to order certain plastic trees with kit parts from some of their models and to buy 'returns' that maybe had a part missing - chances are we wouldn't need that part anyway. We'd get tremendous discounts on that kind of thing."

The Millennium Falcon model is covered in just such model kits. Pictured here is the 5 ft. Falcon model, used during the production of Episode IV. The main structure of the ship was made from scratch, but much of the rich detail was added using existing model pieces. On the hull of the Falcon you will find pieces of Panther tanks, Tiger tanks, Messerschmitt 109 fighters, Kubelwagons, and many more.
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Bill Murray Remembers His Friend and Longtime Collaborator Harold Ramis

"Harold Ramis and I together did the National Lampoon Show off Broadway, Meatballs, Stripes, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day. He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him."

And Ramis' open-mindedness.

Lena Dunham Had No Idea Her Boyfriend Jack Antonoff Dated Scarlett Johansson Until She Saw It On A Blog

Granted it was a pre-nose-job ScarJo but still. I sure hope he's dating Lena out of love for her scintillating personality and general joie de vivre because if it's for her money, he's earning it the hard way.

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The AoSHQ group. Yeah.

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1 Lengthy.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 06:19 PM (4KFgL)

2 ONT!!!

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 06:20 PM (doBIb)

3 The Inequivalency of Unions Volkswagen is threatening to not build or expand their factories in the South if workers do not unionize under the UAW, and let the UAW help run the factory like German unions do. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5104

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 06:20 PM (XvHmy)

4 Are Mike Lee and Ted Cruz "bad boys"?

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 06:21 PM (zDsvJ)

5 Someone get willow.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 06:21 PM (zDsvJ)

6 Good Evening Rinos.

Posted by: toby928© at February 25, 2014 06:22 PM (QupBk)

7 Piers Morgan I... What can I say... Just... http://bit.ly/1c6sdia

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 06:22 PM (DmNpO)

8 Gotta go read this tome. It's for a good cause.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 25, 2014 06:22 PM (4Mv1T)

9 Good evening socons. Got ya covered Toby.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 06:23 PM (4KFgL)

10 >>>> Well I have one of both so to me a Gibson hollow-body stratocaster would be Teh Awesome. If it existed. Umm, is this for real? Asking for a friend and all that.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2014 06:23 PM (0xqKe)

11 Volkswagen is threatening to not build or expand their factories in the South if workers do not unionize under the UAW, and let the UAW help run the factory like German unions do. *** Five VW workers filed suit today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 06:23 PM (DmNpO)

12 Scar Jo to Lena? In what dimension are we in?

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 06:24 PM (doBIb)

13 I'm sorry to hear Ramis died. Groundhog Day seems like only yesterday.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2014 06:25 PM (fsLdt)

14 Are Mike Lee and Ted Cruz "bad boys"? Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 10:21 PM (zDsvJ) As for Lee, can a optimist be a "bad boy" at the same time?

Posted by: JJ Stone at February 25, 2014 06:25 PM (4oSMi)

15 Lee is under fire from the GOPe here in Utah, so he's been putting out a more "kinder, gentler" vibe lately. But iirc he's one of the wacko birds.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 06:28 PM (zDsvJ)

16 fcuk the UAW (Usually Ain't Workin') Being in The Stoopid Business™*, I have opinions on the subject. g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)

17 Fuck VW idiot management. GM here we come.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 06:28 PM (Q8vlx)

18 "In Senate races where you need votes across an entire state, a primary victory for someone like Christine O'Donnell or Todd Akin may briefly fill the conservative heart with joy"

Wait, what?

I thought at the primary stage that O'Donnell and Akin were complete disasters waiting to happen, who filled my heart with utter dread. And then they showed themselves absolutely equal to proving my foreboding in full. They weren't just disasters, they were total catastrophes who caused severe damage in races in other states.

The persons whose "hearts were filled with joy" by Akin were McCaskill's campaign team. Akin was THE preferred candidate by them, and the state's Democrats heavily pushed crossover primary voting in order that Air Claire would face him in the general.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 06:28 PM (gqT4g)

19 Klavan, like so many others, completely misses the point. Why is it that the Conservative base is so eager and willing to go with a fire brand? Because the Republicans in office have done nothing. Half the time they sell us out. Swallowing some pride and electing Republicans does no good if those Republicans do nothing once in office.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2014 06:28 PM (GEICT)

20 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 06:28 PM (T1005)

21 super early or I slept too late anywho, almost time for ink masters!!!! i'll miss tatu baby

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 06:29 PM (At8tV)

22 I think I'm going to hurl...

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 25, 2014 06:29 PM (6Nj7A)

23 Lena Dunham and Jack A. look like they're wearing the same shirt in those pics. She also looks old enough to be his mom.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2014 06:29 PM (0xqKe)

24 Moo!

Posted by: The Cow at February 25, 2014 06:30 PM (JdEZJ)

25 I still can't tell if most of the threat-mongering is coming from a union rep member of VW's labor board (or whatever the heck it's called), as opposed to actual management executives.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 06:30 PM (zDsvJ)

26 Gibson ES-335
That is all.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at February 25, 2014 06:30 PM (DHXV/)

27 the burn baqby, it is soon

Posted by: the burn at February 25, 2014 06:30 PM (q0r5L)

28 To win elections, you have to make people want to vote for you, especially your voters.

Posted by: toby928© at February 25, 2014 06:30 PM (QupBk)

29 Does that Gibson Hollowbody Strat have a Pistol Grip?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 06:32 PM (UhGsY)

30 "without pompous ranting?"

But that's what we do here.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 25, 2014 06:32 PM (V70Uh)

31 28 To win elections, you have to make people want to vote for you, especially your voters. Democrats: Here have some free shit. Republicans: let's do what the Democrats do.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 06:32 PM (doBIb)

32 Shot: Piers MorganVerified account ‏@piersmorgan The Pope currently has 441,000,000 Google hits to his name. I have 484,000,000. I reckon I'll be OK. But thanks for the concern everyone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 06:32 PM (DmNpO)

33 Holy shit, Dunham looks like a 60yo lady, damn.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 25, 2014 06:33 PM (IPz9m)

34 The issue is not purity vs. strategy, it's willingness to fight vs. eagerness to get along.  The establishment GOP gives off the vibe that they are unwilling to fight and risk losing, so instead they cave and lose anyways. 

I'm willing to accept that we'll lose fights.  But don't roll over for the Dems and then come out smiling and slapping each other on the back and declaring how wonderful the deal is.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2014 06:33 PM (lr3d7)

35 28 To win elections, you have to make people want to vote for you, especially your voters. --- "Shut up," they explained.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 06:33 PM (zDsvJ)

36 Chaser: Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 13h He doesn't have an Aston Martin Rapide though > RT @SoopaJuice @piersmorgan the Pope has the Pope Mobile. You don't. I would be concerned.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 06:33 PM (DmNpO)

37 I saw a Washington Examiner piece today saying that Ghostbusters is the greatest libertarian movie since it is about an ineffective government that has to turn to small business for help all the while the small business is being harassed by the EPA.

I loved the movie as a kid but those themes would never have occurred to me  then. I caught the movie again on tv a couple years ago and the EPA thing popped right out at me. I mean, you have a very liberal looking bearded dude just totally on the warpath to shutting down the Ghostbusters. And at the end of the day, the Ghostbusters are triumphant.

There was also the dialog about when working in academia, you don't have to produce anything but in the private sector, they expect results.

When I saw the movie and was able to understand the implications of these themes, I was blown away that they were in a very successful Hollywood movie. I also thought to myself that most of the millions who have seen the movie probably didn't pick up on these themes at all.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 06:33 PM (FHNkr)

38 The guy is an idiot to dump the Black Widow for the ...  good gracious there is no villain to adequately describe Lena...  

As for VW doubling down on stupid.  I guess they want to move the plant to Mexico then.  It won't move to Germany.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:34 PM (iVmdV)

39 Does that Gibson Hollowbody Strat have a Pistol Grip? Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:32 PM No, but it does have a detachable 10,000 bullet magazine clip and a shoulder thing what goes up...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 06:34 PM (JMmQ9)

40 37 I saw a Washington Examiner piece today saying that Ghostbusters is the greatest libertarian movie since it is about an ineffective government that has to turn to small business for help all the while the small business is being harassed by the EPA. I loved the movie as a kid but those themes would never have occurred to me then. I caught the movie again on tv a couple years ago and the EPA thing popped right out at me. I mean, you have a very liberal looking bearded dude just totally on the warpath to shutting down the Ghostbusters. And at the end of the day, the Ghostbusters are triumphant. There was also the dialog about when working in academia, you don't have to produce anything but in the private sector, they expect results. When I saw the movie and was able to understand the implications of these themes, I was blown away that they were in a very successful Hollywood movie. I also thought to myself that most of the millions who have seen the movie probably didn't pick up on these themes at all. Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 10:33 PM (FHNkr) "Mayor, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters..."

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 06:34 PM (doBIb)

41 Listening to a little Warren Zevon, Rush, Joe Walsh, and Social Distortion. Life aint all bad.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 06:34 PM (Q8vlx)

42 . good gracious there is no villain to adequately describe Lena... The Blob?

Posted by: Black Orchid Points and Laughs at Hicks at February 25, 2014 06:34 PM (pS66t)

43

Why did they forget the space between my middle name and last name?

Posted by: Jack Anton Off at February 25, 2014 06:35 PM (uLtWl)

44 Augh! I am sick and tired of hearing that Akin was a Tea Party candidate! What's it gonna take to kill that idea off, throw it into a crematorium, and scatter the ashes out to sea?

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2014 06:35 PM (fsOaN)

45 You know I got no problem criticizing some of the strategies of the more conservative sect in the GOP but lately it's turned into a whole new cottage industry inside the conservative blogoshpere. They spend more fucking time handwringing over the Tea Party or in their minds "fringe candidates" they looking at the left and the damage being done. As if it makes a fucking bit of difference at this point in terms of actual national policy.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2014 06:35 PM (IV4od)

46 the 28 mm handgun is one of the largest made WANT.

Posted by: The A-10 Warthog at February 25, 2014 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

47 Piers my son, "Vanity," is on the list.

Posted by: The Pope at February 25, 2014 06:36 PM (SY5xC)

48 I sure hope he's dating Lena out of love for her scintillating personality and general joie de vivre because if it's for her money, he's earning it the hard way.>>

I had a boss that married a very large rich woman. He would get new boats for Christmas a new Suburban for his birthday (not every year but often enough) and lived in a million dollar house on the lake. I said to my coworkers "all that stuff is just what I want but I couldn't make the payments"

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 06:36 PM (TI3xG)

49 Via Michelle Malkin's twitter feed: http://m.utsandiego.com/news/2014/feb/25/koala-flees-san-diego-zoo-enclosure/

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 06:36 PM (zDsvJ)

50 Has anyone else seen the hand breaded chicken tenders commercial from Hardees? Oh my.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 06:37 PM (doBIb)

51 Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 10:34 PM (doBIb)

Yep, another great line from the movie.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 06:37 PM (FHNkr)

52 I think Wings magazine had a typo one time.  Describing the cannon installed in four Me-262s as 55cm.  Instead of 55mm.

Black Orchid, the Blob or Pizza the Hut.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:38 PM (iVmdV)

53

Successful political movements are about identifying converts, not heretics. This, too, is part of the challenge before us.-- Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT)

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Rino!!!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 06:38 PM (KlVdw)

54 ". good gracious there is no villain to adequately describe Lena." You could start with Jane and end with Fonda. Then insert gibbering twatwaffle in the middle.

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2014 06:38 PM (JdEZJ)

55 I would be a lot more amenable to the arguments against the purists if the GOPe didn't .... Create a multimillion dollar PAC to drive anyone to the right of Jon Huntsman from the party Demand everyone be a team player when a RINO wins, but if a TP or Purist wins, the RINOs take their bats and balls and support the Democrat Campaign and fundraise on how they're the biggest advocates for conservatives, then throw them under the bus for 30 Pieces of Silver In other words, try taking a look at yourselves, you're the ones who need to win elections If you're trying to sell me, don't call me an asshole because I'm less than awed by what you're selling.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 06:38 PM (aTXUx)

56 EC, don't forget this one.  "Yes your Honor, this man has no dick."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:39 PM (iVmdV)

57 Bobby, noooo!

Posted by: Hank Hill at February 25, 2014 06:39 PM (V4CBV)

58 They spend more fucking time handwringing over the Tea Party or in their minds "fringe candidates" they looking at the left and the damage being done. Shhhhh lowandslow you can get into trouble for that kind of talk around here lately! Okay no drama . . . it's been real, and it's been fun . . . and honestly it's even been real fun. Bye all. I am like Woody Allen's opposite, I never want to be in a club that doesn't want me. I'll miss you guys a TON tho! Especially Bannion. I will SERIOUSLY miss that guy. In a dirty way. Okay - I have something to send you Ben so I will do that . . . I don't like loose ends That's it from me, be sweet to each other!

Posted by: Black Orchid Saying Goodbye at February 25, 2014 06:39 PM (pS66t)

59 Freaked, did you hear Hanoi Jane is now afraid of her impending death.  Apparently it is driving her to tears.

Good.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:40 PM (iVmdV)

60 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 10:39 PM (iVmdV)

Just a nitpick, wasn't it "It's true, this man has no dick"? Must maintain Ghostbuster purity, ya know...

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 25, 2014 06:40 PM (IPz9m)

61 can someone with twitter please post that at least the Pope has a job pls

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 06:41 PM (At8tV)

62 >>>> Posted by: Black Orchid Saying Goodbye at February 25, 2014 10:39 PM (pS66t) Wait. No. Don't go. I guess missed something. EoJ just came back.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2014 06:42 PM (0xqKe)

63 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 10:38 PM (iVmdV) Insisting on 1 spelling is patriarchial, heteronormative microagression against diversity ...

Posted by: Adriane... at February 25, 2014 06:42 PM (qoKTg)

64 Hanoi Jane is now afraid of her impending death. Apparently it is driving her to tears. I have a whole theme park set up for her.

Posted by: Beelzebub at February 25, 2014 06:42 PM (QupBk)

65 Black Orchid, are you really leaving?  Yikes!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:42 PM (iVmdV)

66 I thought Hanoi Jane was dead. Learn somethin new everyday.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 06:42 PM (Q8vlx)

67 did you hear Hanoi Jane is now afraid of her impending death. Apparently it is driving her to tears. -------------- The lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 06:42 PM (aDwsi)

68 55 Absolutely. What's up, gray box people?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 06:43 PM (ojnk6)

69 Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:41 PM (At8tV)

LOL

Sounds like something Iowahawk could troll Piers Morgan with. I certainly hope he chimes in. He's the king of twitter zingers.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 06:43 PM (FHNkr)

70 If a 28mm pistol existed guys would be handing them to small women and putting the results on You Tube. That's a bigger caliber than the imaginary combat rifle in Aliens, for perspective. 40mm is a grenade or WWII anti-aircraft gun.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 06:43 PM (sOtz/)

71 The lamentations aint loud enough i can't hear em.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 06:44 PM (Q8vlx)

72 61 can someone with twitter please post that at least the Pope has a job pls Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:41 PM (At8tV) Done, .

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2014 06:44 PM (WlWt+)

73 Thought the M-41 pulse rifle was 10mm caseless with a 40mm grenade launcher?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:44 PM (iVmdV)

74 All the usual suspects coming out against the religious freedom bill in Arizona shows why purity tests need to be done in the GOP. So many don't stand for social conservatives. They don't stand for fiscal conservatives. So what are they for? Illegal aliens, big corporations, and the defense department.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 06:44 PM (NNXD+)

75 Yes sorry! Our host is sick of me I think! You guys are awesome! So is he but he needs a little bit of "reframing" . . . not sure how that's going to happen, but it will, probably in the usual way Am glad Jeff came back, love him and would be happy to be his subject

Posted by: Black Orchid Seriously Not Being Dramatic! at February 25, 2014 06:44 PM (pS66t)

76 28mm is 1.1 inches 101 caliber. Hellboy's gun, maybe.

Posted by: Beelzebub at February 25, 2014 06:45 PM (QupBk)

77 Mike Hammer, I posted on FB that perhaps Hanoi Jane is afraid she will have to spend Eternity at the Hanoi Hilton.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:45 PM (iVmdV)

78 74 All the usual suspects coming out against the religious freedom bill in Arizona shows why purity tests need to be done in the GOP. -- I think it's a bad bill. A lot of solid conservatives do.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 06:45 PM (zDsvJ)

79 I have a feeling most of the Pope's followers on twitter are people who like him.

I also have a feeling that most of Piers Morgan's followers on twitter are people who are laughing at him.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 06:45 PM (FHNkr)

80 Yes I heard about her pondering her mortality. I'm sure there's a special seat reserved for her right next to Helen Thomas. She's a hero to TFG though so I'm sure she will die happy as she watches the destruction of the military and the USA as we knew it.

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2014 06:45 PM (JdEZJ)

81 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 10:23 PM (DmNpO) VW thinks the UAW will function like the German unions do with their "work councils" which in Germany work very well. The guys working on the floor actually care about the process and product and bring front line perspective to management on how to improve it UAW work councils are simply grievance sessions and "we need to hire 8 more guys to do the job that one normal person could do, like fetching parts from the bins" Or as they probably didn't hear .. "I don't work for GM, I work for the union"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 06:45 PM (aTXUx)

82 Ah don't worry about Black Orchid, I've been yelled at by Ace since the COD affair. It's all good though, we're not like the Left, where there is only Teh Narrative...

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 25, 2014 06:46 PM (IPz9m)

83 True Confessions Time: I have a jar of dry-roasted peanuts and a box of Milk Duds™. It's like a candy bar that last for an hour and a half.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)

84 Please don't go Black Orchid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:47 PM (iVmdV)

85 Let's see here --
 
Maetenloch = RINO
 
Of course the Gibson Hollow Body Stratocaster exists; you saw it on the Internet, didn'tja?
 
Jeff Beck could play his shoestrings and make them sound good.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2014 06:47 PM (wNF3N)

86 That's a touching appeal to let GOP Inc vs. conservatives bygones be bygones.  Let's give Mitch another romp with Harry, eh?    Er no, let's not, k?  It's time to hunt some RINOs.

Posted by: Born Free at February 25, 2014 06:47 PM (xL8Hf)

87 Seems to me ace wasn't the one picking a fight on that silly thread about the cow pron.

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 06:47 PM (zDsvJ)

88 oops I meant, "Don't worry about it, Black Orchid" gaaaah.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at February 25, 2014 06:47 PM (IPz9m)

89 The M-41A 10mm pulse rifle fires an explosive tip careless ammunition. Standard light armour piercing rounds for the Colonial Marines.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 06:48 PM (doBIb)

90 Karl Denninger has gone Galt. http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=228802 He says that he will post occasionally as the mood strikes him, but he has taken down his vast forum and archives. I've been reading and sometimes commenting since 2009. It was one of the most remarkable sites on the internet. It was not unexpected, as he has been saying for some time that he would do it eventually. But the reality is upsetting. It's a great blow to those of us who like intellectual honesty, not to mention sanity.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

91 Wait.. Jack Abramoff is a GUY? He makes Russell Brand look like Russell Crowe

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 06:48 PM (aTXUx)

92 75 Yes sorry! Our host is sick of me I think! ========= Black Orchid, there's a lot of that going around. May I suggest doing what I've been trying to do? Just mostly stay on the Early morning threads, the weekend threads and the ONT. It seems to help.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 06:48 PM (oMKp3)

93 83 No hugely expensive food deliveries needed tonight, Alton? :-D

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 06:48 PM (ojnk6)

94 Alton I have $26.54 if you will bring it to me in the next 16 minutes. Does anyone have a boiled egg?

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2014 06:49 PM (JdEZJ)

95 >>>75 Yes sorry! Our host is sick of me I think! Okay, stop taking Ace so seriously. If he was sick of you, he'd ban your ass. Or Maetenloch or Andy would. Just take a break like EoJ needed to. Don't say goodbye.

Posted by: L, elle at February 25, 2014 06:49 PM (0xqKe)

96

I'm in with the purist crowd. 

 

Cruz >>Cornyn

 

 

I may just have to follow Louis' lead   in GB II  and file a judicial destrangement order  against RINOs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2014 06:49 PM (BAS5M)

97 The Inequivalency of Unions

Volkswagen is threatening to not build or expand their factories in the South if workers do not unionize under the UAW, and let the UAW help run the factory like German unions do.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5104

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 10:20 PM (XvHmy)

-----------

 

There's no chance I'm ever going to buy a VW, the wife was interested in one of the new Bugs, but that interest faded once she got into the tiny thing- no room. So if the Germans want to do business with the UAW, then they deserve all the fun that entails.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 06:49 PM (KlVdw)

98 Anna - The Hilton would do nicely, I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

99 Scar Jo has a nose ? I'll be damned .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 25, 2014 06:50 PM (XWw96)

100 VW thinks the UAW will function like the German unions do with their "work councils" which in Germany work very well. The guys working on the floor actually care about the process and product and bring front line perspective to management on how to improve it UAW work councils are simply grievance sessions and "we need to hire 8 more guys to do the job that one normal person could do, like fetching parts from the bins" Or as they probably didn't hear .. "I don't work for GM, I work for the union" **** There are at least a few who get it. RightToWork ‏@RightToWork 8h Volkswagen Workers File Motion to Defend Against UAW Union Boss NLRB Election Objections http://bit.ly/1hv0g1b #tcot #tlot

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 06:50 PM (DmNpO)

101 I think it's a bad bill. A lot of solid conservatives do. Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 10:45 PM (zDsvJ) That may be, but those same people are the same who trash conservatives on a regular basis (McCain) and I have a reflex that makes me distrustful of anything they speak out on.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 06:50 PM (NNXD+)

102 Matt Lewis, Jazz Shaw, Klavan, it does not matter how many people say it, it doesn't matter how many times they say it, we've heard it all before and we aren't buying it. there is only one way to make them listen to us, turn them out of office, hopefully in the primaries, hopefully with a candidate that can win the general, but the overriding principle is to replace those that are not representing us with ones that do, mistakes are going to be made, we will lose some we should have won, and win some we didn't think we would, none of it matters so much as getting results.

Posted by: The Establishment at February 25, 2014 06:51 PM (vA94g)

103 A call center set up in Boise ID ,Maximus Inc. will lay off 1600 workers who were hired to enroll people into obama care. Pink slips set to start after obama care deadline of March 31..

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 25, 2014 06:51 PM (RZBmV)

104 Harold Ramis was awesome. Egon and Groundhog Day alone earn him Lifetime Achievement awards.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 06:51 PM (X3GkB)

105 Karl Denninger has gone Galt. http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=228802 He says that he will post occasionally as the mood strikes him, but he has taken down his vast forum and archives. I've been reading and sometimes commenting since 2009. It was one of the most remarkable sites on the internet. It was not unexpected, as he has been saying for some time that he would do it eventually. But the reality is upsetting. It's a great blow to those of us who like intellectual honesty, not to mention sanity. Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 10:48 PM Really? I should go check the "bug-out" bags and re-inventory the ammo situation. Not a good sign.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)

106 "Peg"? What the hell brought that to mind?

Posted by: Jay at February 25, 2014 06:52 PM (B+HTd)

107 damn socks

Posted by: Shoey at February 25, 2014 06:52 PM (vA94g)

108 The M-41A 10mm pulse rifle fires an explosive tip careless ammunition. ------------------- See?! These weapons are irresponsible! Although..., in fairness, most ammo is pretty damned indifferent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 06:52 PM (aDwsi)

109 @73 Right. 10mm < 28mm. I was promised no math on this blog. The grenade part I mentioned.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 06:53 PM (sOtz/)

110  Hanoi Jane has finally come the realization that she is mortal. Leftists are usually the last people to comprehend simple things about human nature.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 25, 2014 06:53 PM (3qZbZ)

111 Caseless!

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 06:53 PM (doBIb)

112 It is a tumor, Jane.

Posted by: Beelzebub at February 25, 2014 06:53 PM (QupBk)

113 Caseless! Posted by: EC ------------ Too late. 108

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

114 I hope you reconsider Black Orchid, quite frankly there is no other place with people like the Horde out there, and it won't be the same without you.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 06:55 PM (KlVdw)

115 But optimism and little fear of failure: **** I love this

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 06:55 PM (DmNpO)

116 Hanoi Jane has finally come the realization that she is mortal. Leftists are usually the last people to comprehend simple things about human nature. Posted by: cm9000 ------------------ Hope springs eternal, perhaps she will reach the realization that she is an airhead also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

117 Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 10:38 PM (aTXUx) --Damn straight!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 06:56 PM (X3GkB)

118 So ace pulled a favor with Nick Searcy and is TC. (No, i don't think he is. Jokes. Damn conspiracies.)

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 06:56 PM (MtC8f)

119 My friends, we have much to fear from Tea Party people winning elections.

Posted by: John McCain at February 25, 2014 06:56 PM (SY5xC)

120 "A call center set up in Boise ID ,Maximus Inc. will lay off 1600 workers who were hired to enroll people into obama care."

Among them, no doubt, a bunch of extremely diligent meth tweakers who will be leaving the job with bursting files full of high grade identity-theft material. Should keep them busy for years.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 06:56 PM (gqT4g)

121 Another funny thing about Ghostbusters.  It was like there was a prize for how many cigarettes they could get in each scene.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at February 25, 2014 06:57 PM (U0t2o)

122 All right. My brother sent me this and its disturbing. About one minute in, this sports show anchor starts describing a new mascot for some team in New Orleans called "King Cake Baby". It's a big baby like figure that looks like it could have been a contender for "scariest cast member" in a Harold Ramis movie. http://bit.ly/1kdnxq2 By the way, how hot is Katie Nolan? She anchors a sports show and says whatever the hell pops into her head, apparently. I think I'm in love.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 06:57 PM (B+HTd)

123 38 As for VW doubling down on stupid. I guess they want to move the plant to Mexico then. It won't move to Germany.Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 10:34 PM (iVmdV)
They might as well move it to Detroit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 06:58 PM (kVfSG)

124 @78 I think it's a bad bill. A lot of solid conservatives do. ----------------- If what I've heard is accurate, then I'm in agreement. It seems to do more than just block a mere requirement to "participate". But then again, most of what I'm hearing is from the news media. And I don't really trust them to include the fine details.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2014 06:58 PM (fsOaN)

125 90 Karl Denninger has gone Galt.

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=228802

He says that he will post occasionally as the mood strikes him, but he has taken down his vast forum and archives. I've been reading and sometimes commenting since 2009. It was one of the most remarkable sites on the internet.

It was not unexpected, as he has been saying for some time that he would do it eventually. But the reality is upsetting. It's a great blow to those of us who like intellectual honesty, not to mention sanity. Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 10:48 PM (sdi6R) Hide posts from (sdi6R)


Had me panicked for a second there -- he has NOT taken down his archives. Just the forum.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 06:58 PM (T1005)

126 105 Really? I should go check the "bug-out" bags and re-inventory the ammo situation. Not a good sign. Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 10:52 PM (JMmQ9) Yep, that's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

127 California couple discovers multimillion gold hoard on their property while walking the dog in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 06:58 PM (Eiwo7)

128
Does that Gibson Hollowbody Strat have a Pistol Grip?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:32 PM (UhGsY)








Just a shoulder strap that goes up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 06:58 PM (aYjRw)

129 They were walking the dog in your sock?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 06:59 PM (oMKp3)

130 Andy, they found gold in your sock?  How did you not know of it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 06:59 PM (iVmdV)

131 Maybe EC will care about this http://youtu.be/-39zWW3QIq0 ------------ Just goes to show, boobs trump talent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

132 VW is doomed. That is all.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 07:00 PM (Q8vlx)

133 What were they doing in your sock?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 07:00 PM (oMKp3)

134 Hanoi Jane has finally come the realization that she is mortal... Posted by: cm9000 at February 25, 2014 10:53 PM (3qZbZ) I hope she lives thirty more years, afraid to go to sleep each night for the fear that she might not wake up. And I hope it drives her crazy (crazier). "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold." - Khan Noonien Singh

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 07:00 PM (JMmQ9)

135 Really tiny dog....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

136 "Matt Bevin's campaign has been plagued with mistakes and odd revelations (did he really go to MIT?), the most recent of which is that he signed a letter in support of TARP. Bevin's in a different category from Trump and Nugent, but conservatives are supporting him for many of the same reasons, including the fact that he has the right enemy." And Matt Lewis is in a different category than Roman Polanski and Woody Allen. What? I SAID he was different! He's different than Hitler and Joe Isuzu. What? Matt Bevin wrote a letter where he said people could make money after guys like Mitch McConnell passed TARP and I hate TARP so I should hate Matt Bevin and let Mitch McConnell win. Riiiight. "Winning in politics involves, well. winning, and there are still some lines that are only crossed at significant risk. Some actors on the political stage tend to cross - or completely shatter -those lines, and while the entertainment value is high, they risk becoming clowns in the eyes of many voters who may be more cautious. " No more socons like Reagan and Dubya; we need more Romneys and Daniels. Because WINNING. "We need to talk this out with good sense and without pompous ranting. Politics is the art of the possible. Writing belligerently purist articles, blog posts or comments is relatively easy. Winning elections is hard. " It's impossible that conservatives will abandon our aspirations or logical arguments against big government socialism and cronyism in favor of losers who can't govern and talk perpetually about the next election. It's not possible. Stop shoveling it as "realism".

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at February 25, 2014 07:01 PM (Lkgcm)

137 Meanwhile in Jackson MS, new mayor, the Detroit import, Chokwe Lumumba has died.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 07:02 PM (iVmdV)

138 And I thought people walking their dogs in my yard was rude.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 07:02 PM (oMKp3)

139 Uh, I keep getting a message saying that my posts are being rejected because of long stings of text or something.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 07:02 PM (FHNkr)

140 In America, you can make mistakes, fail, and it doesn't matter.
Woohoo! I'm goin' in again!

Posted by: mitt romney at February 25, 2014 07:02 PM (Eiwo7)

141 Does VW manufacture anywhere else in the U.S.? Mthis smells like their first foray with Unions here, not likely to end well if this is the case.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:03 PM (ojnk6)

142 I hope the real reaper shows up at Hanoi Janes place to usher her out. I want her to really feel the pain of death. Bitch.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 07:03 PM (Q8vlx)

143 Maybe EC will care about this Thanks Anna! The wife is looking for another troupe to dance with. The one she was with did a douchey thing and dumped all the older women and made a new group with young girls instead. It was supposed to be a fun group for like minded women to learn how to dance, make friends, and perform for people but the troupe leader/owner of the studio seems to think its a young person's thing only. Whatever. She's taking more classes with someone else now.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:03 PM (doBIb)

144 How the dog got in my sock I don't know.

Posted by: Graucho Marx at February 25, 2014 07:03 PM (kVfSG)

145 Mæt? Travel safe. Be well. Thanks for what you do for us out here in The Great Unwashed.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)

146 "So if the Germans want to do business with the UAW, then they deserve all the fun that entails."

The thing is, the Germans _have_ done business with the UAW. It's just that it was a long time ago, and all the executives and managers who lived through it are in retirement (which begins early in der Vaterland).

Look up the history of VW's former Pennsylvania plant.

Really what this new push is about is VW corporate desperately trying to keep the peace on the German labor front.

German heavy industry is not in a good way. Some analysts are saying the end of manufacturing there is on the horizon. Germany has high quality and high productivity, but also sky-high labor and energy costs. Rising ones. Of course, management will instinctively look towards places where labor and energy are cheaper, such as the USA.

This obviously worries German workers. Who are watching the turmoil at Opel AG in Germany (and Goodyear France and Ford UK) and getting very nervous.

The German unionists at IG Metall, who swing a pretty big stick politically and within VW, figure that if they have a doubleheader disadvantage versus Stateside workers on energy and labor costs, at least they can cut that down to a single disadvantage, energy, if the US plant goes union and the labor costs go up.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 07:05 PM (gqT4g)

147 Well,well Jane let's see now you're getting along in years and are afraid that once you die you might meet your maker. Ha should have thought about that before you climbed up on that tank girlie. But you know what we have a loving and forgiving G-d so get down on your knees confess your sins and ask to be forgiven and mean it, otherwise suck it karma is a bitch and you may soon meet yours. Oh yeah just to let you know if you don't already I learned something here at the HQ Spartans cock is barbed so enjoy.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at February 25, 2014 07:05 PM (GKF3X)

148 Meanwhile in Jackson MS, new mayor, the Detroit import, Chokwe Lumumba has died. Posted by: Anna --------- Wasn't he just elected?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

149 140 Uh, I keep getting a message saying that my posts are being rejected because of long stings of text or something.
Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 11:02 PM (FHNkr) Hide posts from (FHNkr)


That sometimes happens if you quote someone who has a link in their nic. Try sanitizing your post through Notepad.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 07:06 PM (T1005)

150 As I recall, VW had a plant up in PA.  Never could get the worker productivity and quality up.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 25, 2014 07:06 PM (V70Uh)

151 It was probably posted earlier but, if so, I missed it. Did you read about the Spike Lee rant against gentrification? http://t.co/byIqZbCUGG

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 07:06 PM (DmNpO)

152 So people are getting facial hair transplants now to keep up with the hipster beard trend.

http://tinyurl.com/m9as6r6

I cannot forsee a time when we return to a culture of independence and reject the mob mentality when our fellow countrymen go to these great of lengths to fit in with hipsters of all people.

What. the. hell. is. wrong. with. being. different.

Quick, let's all run off and vote Democrat while we're trying to fit in.

We're doomed.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 07:06 PM (FHNkr)

153 126 Had me panicked for a second there -- he has NOT taken down his archives. Just the forum. Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:58 PM (T1005) OK, I see he does still have some Tickers up, but they're mostly recent ones. They're just a small fraction of what he has published. Personally, I wish he would put the whole forum back up as read-only. There was a lot of good information and comments there. Obviously, he reserves the right to change his mind at any time.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 07:06 PM (sdi6R)

154 Good Evening Horde. Does I thought that Dick Cheney was going to be on Hannity tonight, it was last night. I hope I can find a video of it some place. I have multiple prayer requests. One of the women I work with and have for over 15 year is very quiet and shy. She keeps to herself & is very pleasant & she is just shy. We talk. She told me last week & it must have been hard for her to tell her boss, that she has abnormal breast cells, but not a lump. They did a biopsy a few weeks ago & tomorrow she is having surgery. She should have told me & I would have passed it on to her boss. Please add Marita to your prayers, thank you. Paul still needs prayers too. He said the doctor said he has chronic pneumonia & is always on oxygen & has been since December 6. His oxygen level was down to 77 or 71 on February 6. They wonÂ’t give him any PT with low oxygen levels. He has another infection too. Thank you,

Posted by: Carol at February 25, 2014 07:07 PM (z4WKX)

155 Hot Air links to an interesting video of Ramis talking about all the responses he got from spiritual people of all kinds of different religions regarding Groundhog Day.

http://hotair.com/archives/2014/02/24/harold-ramis-rip/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 25, 2014 07:07 PM (IN7k+)

156 Hey, where all the white women at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 25, 2014 07:07 PM (qbfs7)

157 Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 11:06 PM (T1005)

I see, thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 07:07 PM (FHNkr)

158 I thought Jane got religion several years ago.  I also thought that was why she broke up with Ted Turner.  She was a Christian and Ted is Satan.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 25, 2014 07:08 PM (V70Uh)

159 Screw a Gibson Stratocaster. What I really want is a Martin Flying V like Albert King used to play.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 25, 2014 07:08 PM (cLLuC)

160 Mike, yes.  Age 66.  HAd cancer but said he was a survivor.  And his sole accomplishment before shuffling this mortal coil was?  He was a Democrat, so you have three guesses.

And if you guessed raising taxes, you are right.  1% sales tax hike.  Originally it was only for roads, then it became roads and sewage.  And 90% voted for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 07:08 PM (iVmdV)

161 Local news has the story of the 18 yo Duke student who turned to pron to pay her tuition. She says she likes doing pron and finds it fulfilling, especially paying the $60k bill every year.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:08 PM (doBIb)

162 148 Oh, she will enjoy alright. Ted Turner anyone? Already slept with demon spawn.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 07:08 PM (Q8vlx)

163 Carol Two prayers on the way.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 07:08 PM (oMKp3)

164 Does VW manufacture anywhere else in the U.S.? Mthis smells like their first foray with Unions here, not likely to end well if this is the case. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 11:03 PM I think (but I do not know) that Chattanooga is VW's only assembly plant in the U.S.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 07:09 PM (JMmQ9)

165 >> Meanwhile in Jackson MS, new mayor, the Detroit import, Chokwe Lumumba has died.
 
Ahhh, a good commie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2014 07:09 PM (wNF3N)

166 Did anyone see the uncharismatic dumbass running for congress on Hannity? So stupid it's depressing. He states boldly that everything on Fox is a lie and struggled to give one bad example. He made Patty "al Qaeda daycare centers" Murray look reasonable.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 07:09 PM (sOtz/)

167 By the way, does anyone here have a son of..... ummmmm..dating age? Well, go ahead and scare his mother to death. Ask her to read this little gem http://bit.ly/1mygXPZ It seems some colleges require essentially written permission from girls before its ok to sleep with them. Failure to get said written permission may result in expulsion and permanent identification in legal circles as a sex offender.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 07:10 PM (B+HTd)

168 @162 Or at least filling.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 07:10 PM (sOtz/)

169 Andy, they found gold in your sock? How did you not know of it?
I must have diabetes. I couldn't feel a thing!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 07:10 PM (Eiwo7)

170 138 Meanwhile in Jackson MS, new mayor, the Detroit import, Chokwe Lumumba has died. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 11:02 PM (iVmdV) --Wow, "Chokwe Lumumba" sounds like the leader of a Third World shithole like Detroit. Or perhaps Zaire or Mozambique.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 07:12 PM (X3GkB)

171 Ok gun nuts. 200 even for a Colt stripped lower?

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 07:13 PM (MtC8f)

172 Swallowing some pride and electing Republicans does no good if those Republicans do nothing once in office. We keep saying this over and over, and yet there are still people that just don't quite get it. There's even one or two at Insty that fit that description - mindless defenders of the Republican Party, even after repeated betrayals.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 25, 2014 07:13 PM (AQTz3)

173 172 Ok gun nuts. 200 even for a Colt stripped lower? Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 11:13 PM (MtC8f) Rape.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:13 PM (doBIb)

174 154 126
Had me panicked for a second there -- he has NOT taken down his archives. Just the forum.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:58 PM (T1005)


OK, I see he does still have some Tickers up, but they're mostly recent ones. They're just a small fraction of what he has published.

Personally, I wish he would put the whole forum back up as read-only. There was a lot of good information and comments there.

Obviously, he reserves the right to change his mind at any time. Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 11:06 PM (sdi6R) Hide posts from (sdi6R)


I went in through the "Archive Access" thingie on the right, and it looked like they're still up. I use the one about the guy writing a check for childbirth and 3 days in the hospital all the time.


If you want to ask for the forum to go "read only", you could email him. Or if you just want to thank him for such great content over the years.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 07:13 PM (T1005)

175 172 Is that an offer or a, question? If it's an offer, sold.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:13 PM (ojnk6)

176 And when you endorse the clown, you become part of the circus by default.

A-fuckin-men.

Posted by: Corona at February 25, 2014 07:14 PM (fh2Y7)

177 Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 11:10 PM (B+HTd)

And libs laugh whenever someone brings up abstinence.

Yeah well, abstinence doesn't just protect against pregnancy and stds anymore, it also protects against leftist stupidity.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 07:14 PM (FHNkr)

178 If you want to read about the Duke porn star freshman, who claims by the way that Vandy offered her a full ride but she so desperately wanted to go to Duke that she decided to degrade herself totally and completely, here is the article link I posted earlier today. http://bit.ly/OzhulK

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 07:14 PM (B+HTd)

179 158 Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 11:06 PM (T1005)

I see, thanks for the tip!
Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 11:07 PM (FHNkr) Hide posts from (FHNkr)



That's what she said.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 07:15 PM (T1005)

180 Maet, thanks for the ONT & I hope you have a good trip. I hope you are going someplace nice.

Posted by: Carol at February 25, 2014 07:15 PM (z4WKX)

181 138 Meanwhile in Jackson MS, new mayor, the Detroit import, Chokwe Lumumba has died. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 11:02 PM (iVmdV) --Wow, "Chokwe Lumumba" sounds like the leader of a Third World shithole like Detroit. Or perhaps Zaire or Mozambique. Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 11:12 PM (X3GkB) Lumumba was born in Detroit as Edwin Taliaferro, and changed his name in 1969, when he was in his early 20s. He said he took his new first name from an African tribe that resisted slavery centuries ago and his last name from African independence leader Patrice Lumumba. He moved to Jackson in 1971 as a human rights activist. He went to law school in Michigan in the mid-1970s and returned to Jackson in 1988. Lumumba was involved with the Republic of New Afrika in the 1970s and '80s. He said in 2013 that the group had advocated "an independent predominantly black government" in the southeastern United States. Lumumba was vice president of the group during part of his stint. The group also advocated reparations for slavery, and was watched by an FBI counterintelligence operation.

Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2014 07:15 PM (XkXzn)

182 What's all this witchcraft about Black Orchid leaving because she thinks Ace doesn't like her?

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 25, 2014 07:16 PM (+1T7c)

183 logprof, the guy's birth name was Italian.  He changed his name in his 20s to Chokwe, an African tribe that resisted slavery, and Lumumba after African Communist Patrice Lumumba.

Was from Detroit.  Came to Mississippi to fight for civil rights in the 1970s, ie after the FBI had pretty much destroyed segregation and the Klukkers.  Went to law school up in MN and then came back to Jackson.  And was just recently elected mayor after defeating the incumbent mayor Hank Johnson in the Democrat primary.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 07:16 PM (iVmdV)

184 179 If you want to read about the Duke porn star freshman, who claims by the way that Vandy offered her a full ride but she so desperately wanted to go to Duke that she decided to degrade herself totally and completely, here is the article link I posted earlier today. http://bit.ly/OzhulK Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 11:14 PM (B+HTd) Women's studies major. Hehehehe. Hope she likes bukake.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:16 PM (doBIb)

185 168 It seems some colleges require essentially written permission from girls before its ok to sleep with them. Failure to get said written permission may result in expulsion and permanent identification in legal circles as a sex offender. Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 11:10 PM (B+HTd) And the current state of contract law is somewhat...shaky, since the GM bondholders got screwed over. Am I being cynical in thinking that a man could sign a sex contract, or whatever you call it, but the woman could still declare it void on a whim and have him prosecuted for rape?

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

186 I like the Russian tips on America even better than the Japanese tips: http://bit.ly/1hEuyls

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 07:18 PM (DmNpO)

187
Am I being cynical in thinking that a man could sign a sex contract, or whatever you call it, but the woman could still declare it void on a whim and have him prosecuted for rape?


Yes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2014 07:18 PM (lr3d7)

188 Do these contracts go on your permanent record?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 07:18 PM (oMKp3)

189 Meanwhile in Jackson MS, new mayor, the Detroit import, Chokwe Lumumba has died.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 11:02 PM (iVmdV)



No shit?  I had heard he was in bad health.  So who takes over as mayor, and does this spell the end of the Republic of New Afrika?

Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 07:18 PM (uCYHf)

190
The Hanoi Jane thing is just her annual desperate cry for attention. Last year it was "I have freaky sex in my 70s!!!!! I'm so hip and cool!!" The year before that it was "Roger Vadim talked me into having threesomes when we were married!"

Fuck you, you traitorous, round-heeled syphilitic cunt. You're irrelevant. You've always been irrelevant. The only reason you're famous is because you kept Daddy's name, and took it up the squeekhole on the casting couch to get into the movies.

And fuck Daddy too, for raising a bunch of leftist cocksucking hippie scum kids.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 07:19 PM (aYjRw)

191 Am I being cynical in thinking that a man could sign a sex contract, or whatever you call it, but the woman could still declare it void on a whim and have him prosecuted for rape? Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 11:17 PM (sdi6R) The woman could claim she had to sign it under duress, making it void.

Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2014 07:19 PM (XkXzn)

192 Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 11:13 PM (doBIb) Really? Haven't seen them for under 250.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 07:19 PM (MtC8f)

193 So people are getting facial hair transplants now to keep up with the hipster beard trend.

http://tinyurl.com/m9as6r6


Dear. God. No.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2014 07:19 PM (lr3d7)

194 So basically anyone could dig through your college records and see who you had sex with. No room for abuse there, no sir.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 07:20 PM (oMKp3)

195 Am I being cynical in thinking that a man could sign a sex contract, or whatever you call it, but the woman could still declare it void on a whim and have him prosecuted for rape? Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 11:17 PM (sdi6R) It's a trap!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 25, 2014 07:20 PM (WlWt+)

196 Actually having seen Jeff Beck's guitar (well, one of them) in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I think you CAN wear out a Stratocaster. The body of the guitar was so chewed up, it looked like Jeff took a chisel to it. Jeff rocks pretty hard, or at least he used to.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 25, 2014 07:21 PM (+1T7c)

197 179 Someone here posted about an ides for an App that both parties would need to sign on to prior to getting down to it, with passwords on esch side, from one device or via individual devices. Was posted as a joke, but sounds like a money maker more and more every day.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:21 PM (ojnk6)

198 Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 11:20 PM (oMKp3)

Only against future GOP candidates, never Dems.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 25, 2014 07:21 PM (FHNkr)

199 183 What's all this witchcraft about Black Orchid leaving because she thinks Ace doesn't like her? Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 25, 2014 11:16 PM (+1T7c) People need to realize ace hates most of us. No one is a special snowflake.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 07:21 PM (MtC8f)

200 IllTemperedCur here here Henry Fonda was an overrated piece of shit jackass.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 07:22 PM (Q8vlx)

201 The next thing, they'll demand witnesses. Just to make sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 07:22 PM (oMKp3)

202 You would think Duke would have some kind of a code of conduct that prostitution would fall under. Hell I think BYU is so Mormon strict you can't even hold hands on the campus grounds.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2014 07:22 PM (IV4od)

203 193 Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 11:13 PM (doBIb) Really? Haven't seen them for under 250. Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 11:19 PM (MtC8f) What makes a Colt lower so special?

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:22 PM (doBIb)

204
    Add me to the club.

    Need a sabbatical, away from the general attitude that is so prevalent here lately.

  I can only take so much gloom and dooming.

      So take care, good people, and don't EVER quit on your country.

     I'll see y'all in the future.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 25, 2014 07:22 PM (SAMxH)

205 Sex contracts available now on your mobile device! Legally binding in 42 states.

Posted by: LegalZOOM.com at February 25, 2014 07:22 PM (qbfs7)

206 Lumumba was involved with the Republic of New Afrika in the 1970s and '80s. He said in 2013 that the group had advocated "an independent predominantly black government" in the southeastern United States. Lumumba was vice president of the group during part of his stint. The group also advocated reparations for slavery, and was watched by an FBI counterintelligence operation. Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2014 11:15 PM (XkXzn) --I would not be riled against a concentrated, breakaway, black (i.e., Democrat) hyper-concentrated Bantustan that lacks political influence against the USA occupying 50,000 or so square miles. I'd support a one-off payout to make that happen. Good for Lumumba.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 07:23 PM (X3GkB)

207 @152 NDHz MFing white people with their MFing dogs. Wow. Spike's an angry jerk.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 07:23 PM (sOtz/)

208 The sex contract requires two witnesses, a Notary Public and a three day waiting period.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 25, 2014 07:23 PM (ejB0r)

209 Let me add to Sen Lee's comments... You can't fight discrimination WITH discrimination. To me being Conservative always meant being tolerant and inclusive, and allowing people to live their lives so long as they do no harm. Those of us on Right have argued that Progressive agenda compartmentalizes and stereotypes. That's why we hate Affirmative Action - because it legitimizes the very racist behavior it purports to reverse. I really do understand where SoCons come from. No one likes watching the fabric of a Nation unravel. But those on the Right are naturally uncomfortable with our ability to voice our opinions for fear of not offending. The Right LOSES these arguments all the time. And we can't afford to lose arguments anymore. Progressives on the other hand don't care who they offend because they've already convinced themselves they're always correct. Conservatives convince OTHERS. Right now we have more important issues than social ones. And if we solve those problems, and become a stronger Union, the Social issues will eventually work themselves out.

Posted by: Pelosi Schmelosi at February 25, 2014 07:23 PM (jHf6U)

210 Anal codicil available at affordable cost!

Posted by: LegalZOOM.com at February 25, 2014 07:24 PM (qbfs7)

211 Irongrampa Don't be a stranger for too long, ya hear? You are needed.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 07:24 PM (oMKp3)

212
What makes a Colt lower so special?

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 11:22 PM (doBIb)









The pony.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 07:24 PM (aYjRw)

213 I saw Chokwe Lumumba open for Santana at Pine Knob back in 1979, but the sound board was all fcuked up. They got it straightened out about two songs in to Santana's set

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 07:24 PM (JMmQ9)

214 Karl Denninger has gone Galt. ======= People keep telling us about the fire . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 25, 2014 07:24 PM (VjL9S)

215 So people are getting facial hair transplants now to keep up with the hipster beard trend. ----------------- But, but..., beard hair is pubic hair. Where are you going to get the donor hair from. Awww, never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

216 The problem with Neu Akrika?  The US already created a country for ex-slaves, it is called Liberia.  Its over in Africa.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 07:25 PM (dDf+N)

217 The pony. Stupid rollmark.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:25 PM (doBIb)

218 Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 11:23 PM (X3GkB)

Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina comprise a little more than 50,000sqmi.  And that's what they wanted.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 07:26 PM (uCYHf)

219 Colleges: making prostitution the most reasonable option for young men.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 07:26 PM (sOtz/)

220 And when you endorse the clown, you become part of the circus by default. --------------------------------------- And when, by default, you endorse (insert Rino-flavor-of-the-month here), are you part of the anal-rape of liberty?

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 07:26 PM (DtNNC)

221 What makes a Colt lower so special? Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 11:22 PM (doBIb) Honestly, don't know. But i've seen them going for more than what I would pay with this deal.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 07:26 PM (MtC8f)

222 I can hear the Legal Zoom ad now, " LLC's, Incorporation, Wills, and sex contracts..., we do them all."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

223

Any of you folks been following the Justina Pelletier case in Boston?

If not-  The Pelletier family has a 14 year old daughter who had been diagnosed at Tufts Medical Center with Mitochondrial disease and was receiving treatment from Tufts. While at home, she came down with the flu and her doctor at Tufts recommended a doctor who was a gastroenterolgist at Boston Children's Hospital (but used to work at Tufts). The parents took her to B.C.H, but the doctor they were supposed to see wasn't working that night and they got the guy that was. He seemed to think that Mitochodrial is a crock of shit and that the parents were abusing the daughter by making her take the treatments recommended by her doctor at Tufts. He said that the daughter had pyschological issues. The family disagreed with this doctor (who only had finished his residencey 7 months prior to this) and tried to leave Against Medical Advice, but he called security and refused to let them leave. The hospital the called the Dept. of Children and Families who came in and assigned the daughter as a Ward of the State. In court, a judge has up-held DCF's decision to make her a ward of the state. All this time she has been held in a psych wing, and has not been treated for the Mitochondrial disease and has been getting worse as a result.

 As a nurse, I can't fathom what Boston Childrens Hospital or the judge overseeing the case is thinking. Haven't they ever heard of the Patient Bill of Rights? Somebody needs an ass-kicking for this travesty.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 07:27 PM (KlVdw)

224 Remember the other day when JeffB quit the blog again? That one lasted about 12 hours.
Good times.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2014 07:27 PM (IV4od)

225 IG -- so long as you are away, you will be missed.....and welcomed when you return.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 07:27 PM (T1005)

226 @186 Am I being cynical in thinking that a man could sign a sex contract, or whatever you call it, but the woman could still declare it void on a whim and have him prosecuted for rape? -------------------- I suspect that all she'd need to do is say that she'd had a drink or two before she signed it, and the university would promptly decide that it was null and void.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2014 07:27 PM (fsOaN)

227 197 Actually having seen Jeff Beck's guitar (well, one of them) in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I think you CAN wear out a Stratocaster. The body of the guitar was so chewed up, it looked like Jeff took a chisel to it.  Jeff rocks pretty hard, or at least he used to. Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at February 25, 2014 11:21 PM (+1T7c _______________ You don't say? -- SRV's "Number One"

Posted by: shredded chi at February 25, 2014 07:27 PM (kdsFl)

228 Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 11:26 PM (MtC8f)


Geez, Palmetto State Armory has stripped lowers for $99.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 07:28 PM (uCYHf)

229 And when you endorse the clown, you become part of the circus by default. Well, aren't you the smart one floating above the muck Jazz Shaw. Guess I'm part of Ace's clown car pal. This reminds me of Powerline. About ten years ago I had a pretty good relationship with one of the guys. We talked via email a few times, he knew my name etc. then I realized they were pushing one particular candidate about two years before the primaries on the site. Pushing hard. Then I read somewhere that they had been hired as 'consultants'. I wrote to ask if that were true and if so, didn't they think they should tell their readers what they were doing. Suddenly he couldn't find time to reply. ever. Yeah. I've been talked down to by better men than any of these assholes.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 25, 2014 07:28 PM (Od8l0)

230 Wow. Nice ending to Justified.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 07:28 PM (MtC8f)

231 219 Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 11:23 PM (X3GkB) Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina comprise a little more than 50,000sqmi. And that's what they wanted. Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 11:26 PM (uCYHf) --I think you left off a zero.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 07:29 PM (X3GkB)

232 186 168
It seems some colleges require essentially written permission from girls before its ok to sleep with them.

Failure to get said written permission may result in expulsion and permanent identification in legal circles as a sex offender.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 11:10 PM (B+HTd)


And the current state of contract law is somewhat...shaky, since the GM bondholders got screwed over.

Am I being cynical in thinking that a man could sign a sex contract, or whatever you call it, but the woman could still declare it void on a whim and have him prosecuted for rape?

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

 

Chappelle Show - The Love Contract.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4568PIRnk

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 07:29 PM (LI48c)

233 @210 Late-term abortion is a winning issue for socons unless they overreach, which is often. Sex-selective abortion turns the whole issue upside down for the Left as the aborted gender is almost always female.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 07:30 PM (sOtz/)

234 --I would not be riled against a concentrated, breakaway, black (i.e., Democrat) hyper-concentrated Bantustan that lacks political influence against the USA occupying 50,000 or so square miles. I'd support a one-off payout to make that happen. Good for Lumumba.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 11:23 PM (X3GkB)


I was going off your figure of 50K.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 07:30 PM (uCYHf)

235 Local news has the story of the 18 yo Duke student who turned to pron to pay her tuition. She says she likes doing pron and finds it fulfilling, especially paying the $60k bill every year.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 11:08 PM (doBIb)

------------

 

I saw that. The really stupid part of the story is her major: Women's studies. 60K for women's studies... at least she can afford it... for now.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 07:31 PM (KlVdw)

236 Remember the other day when JeffB quit the blog again? That one lasted about 12 hours.
Good times.

In America, you can make mistakes, fail, and it doesn't matter.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 07:31 PM (Eiwo7)

237 Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, your Cleveland Indians open the spring season tomorrow afternoon in an inter league game against the Cincinnati Red Stockings, a team mostly composed of Satanists and Democrats, in the beautiful Arizona sunshine. Snow is not expected.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 07:31 PM (B+HTd)

238 207  I'd support a one-off payout to make that happen. Good for Lumumba.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 11:23 PM (X3GkB)

Trouble is it wouldn't be one-off. Blackmail never is.

Posted by: Graucho Marx at February 25, 2014 07:32 PM (kVfSG)

239 "I wrote to ask if that were true and if so, didn't they think they should tell their readers what they were doing"

Just as Salem is hosting a fundraiser for old Mitch McConnell, you would think Hot Air, Townhall, etc. would inform their readers of that, but they haven't.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2014 07:32 PM (IV4od)

240 187 I like the Russian tips on America even better than the Japanese tips: http://bit.ly/1hEuyls Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 11:18 PM (DmNpO) That's pretty cool.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

241 Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 11:31 PM (B+HTd) ============ The real teams start on Thursday .

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 07:33 PM (oMKp3)

242 205 You, too, IG? You'll be missed. Jeez. Did I miss something big? Try to do what I do - ignore a as much of the DOOM as you can & comment on the less important stuff. Hang out with some of the smartest, wittiest morons on the interwebs.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 25, 2014 07:33 PM (kdsFl)

243 The really stupid part of the story is her major: Women's studies. 60K for women's studies...>>

Couldn't she just learn that on the job and save $60k?

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 07:33 PM (TI3xG)

244 Right now we have more important issues than social ones. And if we solve those problems, and become a stronger Union, the Social issues will eventually work themselves out. Posted by: Pelosi Schmelosi That might be more convincing delivered by a nic that wasn't full of microaggression.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 25, 2014 07:34 PM (xrX4n)

245 Well, I don't live in Kentucky, so I can't vote either way.  I will tell you that Mitch is a right upstanding democrat.  Not to say he's a Socialist, but a right, upstanding democrat.

Vote as you will.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at February 25, 2014 07:34 PM (LsJAk)

246 234 Thst opening drags them into the same old trough which gets them beat often. I happen to agree. However, state that via the Constitution this an issue for the States to decide rather than the Fed Leviathan. Then shut up about it, as this is a Media gotcha topic.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:34 PM (ojnk6)

247 One can have a seriously good time in Jackson, Mississippi. The Drury Inn has a "finger-food" buffet and hands out free beers to their guests from 5 to 7. Plus, there's a Whataburger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataburger) in Jackson, just to make me home-sick for Texas...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)

248 Geez, Palmetto State Armory has stripped lowers for $99 Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 11:28 PM (uCYHf) Glad I didn't put pen to paper then. Even so, there is too much chaff with AR's now. Quality build question and you get 500 answers. FN-FAL is going to be the next go-to.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 07:35 PM (MtC8f)

249
Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina comprise a little more than 50,000sqmi. And that's what they wanted.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 11:26 PM (uCYHf)









Of course, the fact that this would pull 48 historically solid GOP electoral votes out of the running has NOTHING to do with it, I'm sure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 07:35 PM (aYjRw)

250 LMAO!!! Jobsite UK ‏@JobsiteUK 20h We'll always do our best to help anyone find a new job. With one exception. http://t.co/qgUyebpw0y

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 07:35 PM (DmNpO)

251 244 The really stupid part of the story is her major: Women's studies. 60K for women's studies...>> Couldn't she just learn that on the job and save $60k? Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 11:33 PM (TI3xG) Really... Quit the stupid major and learn something useful like advanced sandwich engineering.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:35 PM (doBIb)

252 The real teams start on Thursday . Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 11:33 PM (oMKp3) ======================== By which time the Indians fans will be several beers ahead of y'all real fans,

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 07:36 PM (B+HTd)

253 Yup, a Womens' Studies major will prepare you for the LSAT.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 25, 2014 07:36 PM (ejB0r)

254 Wow. Nice ending to Justified.
No spoilers, please. We're a week behind episodes here.

I've enjoyed the season alot but was hoping the Canadian mob would move into Harlan... maybe open a Tim Horton's there? And I think the Darryl Crowe character was a bit much (although I didn't mind suspending disbelief a bit for him). I think the older brother would be able to keep him more under control esp. regarding the social worker. Still, Darryl likes dogs so he's got that going for him at least.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 07:37 PM (Eiwo7)

255 Here is something that is chapping my ass right now.  Michelle Obama has banned junk food sales and advertising in our schools.  What is junk food and who decides?  They have completely changed around the lunch program now to the point where my kids no longer want any part of it.  Those that do have the government school lunches throw half of their food away.  How, on any level, does that make any sense?  Who elected this fat ass to be the food Nazi?  We need a hard swing right.  I can no longer stand this and many other affronts to my senses by priggish busybodies.  I fucking hate hate hate them.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 25, 2014 07:38 PM (jucos)

256 252 Oh, I'm pretty sure she has "sandwich making" covered.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at February 25, 2014 07:38 PM (Q8vlx)

257
Yup, a Womens' Studies major will prepare you for the LSAT.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 25, 2014 11:36 PM (ejB0r)






Or more likely, a lucrative career in corporate HR.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 07:38 PM (aYjRw)

258 Of course, the fact that this would pull 48 historically solid GOP electoral votes out of the running has NOTHING to do with it, I'm sure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 11:35 PM (aYjRw)


Not in its original concept, since the idea first came around in the late 60s, when the South was still run by Democrats.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 07:38 PM (uCYHf)

259 Or more likely, a lucrative career in corporate HR. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 11:38 PM Spot on.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 07:39 PM (JMmQ9)

260 FN-FAL is going to be the next go-to. Noice!

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:40 PM (doBIb)

261
Seriously, talk to the harridans on your HR staff. Betcha at least 1/3 or better are Women's Studies majors.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 07:41 PM (aYjRw)

262 "The hospital the called the Dept. of Children and Families who came in and assigned the daughter as a Ward of the State. In court, a judge has up-held DCF's decision to make her a ward of the state. All this time she has been held in a psych wing, and has not been treated for the Mitochondrial disease and has been getting worse as a result."

If there is one place in the country where you're even less likely to prevail in court against the government than where I live in the People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Commiefornia, that worse place is the PSSR of Assholechusetts.

If these people want to have their parental rights properly respected, they need to move. Pronto. Oops! Too late. The omniscient omnipotent State (which wishes only the best for all and knows better than anyone) has its razor talons into them now.

"Citizen, you claim you have been abused by agents of the State. Another agent of the State will now hear your claim." (two second pause) "Denied."

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 07:41 PM (gqT4g)

263 256 My daughter (17) makes some money by happening to have a quantity of food with her daily that kids actually like and want to eat. Can't imagine where she got that idea.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:41 PM (ojnk6)

264 203 You would think Duke would have some kind of a code of conduct that prostitution would fall under. Hell I think BYU is so Mormon strict you can't even hold hands on the campus grounds. Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2014 11:22 PM (IV4od) My stepfamily was Mormon, and all the women went to BYU for the MRS degree because they ALL seem to get married by the end of their freshman or sophomore years. And I do believe that BYU bans handholding because them chicas is quite fertile and would probably get pregnant sitting on a bench that a male sat on 5 weeks prior.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2014 07:41 PM (HxSXm)

265 - "Do Conservatives Keep "Falling in Love With Bad Boys"" ------------------------------- Translation: I'm about to praise a rino and criticize his primary opponent.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 07:42 PM (DtNNC)

266 And I do believe that BYU bans handholding because them chicas is quite fertile and would probably get pregnant sitting on a bench that a male sat on 5 weeks prior. Magic underwear?

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 07:42 PM (doBIb)

267 Allen West ‏@AllenWest 3m This is disgusting!! VA employees actually DESTROYED veterans' records to get rid of the backlog. Seriously? http://bit.ly/1fpnt1F

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 07:43 PM (DmNpO)

268 @256 That shiz she said about Obama never leaving us alone was a promise and a threat. I am gaining insight into the books I read by Soviet dissidents back in the 80s.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 07:45 PM (sOtz/)

269 I'm out for the night y'all.  Try not to make too much of a mess.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 07:45 PM (uCYHf)

270 "Citizen, you claim you have been abused by agents of the State. Another agent of the State will now hear your claim." (two second pause) "Denied."

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 11:41 PM (gqT4g)

---------

 

Both funny and sad at the same time.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 07:45 PM (KlVdw)

271
Magic underwear?

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 11:42 PM (doBIb)



Clean living.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2014 07:45 PM (lr3d7)

272 Henry Fonda's best role was Once Upon A Time in the West. He played a truly scary bad guy. He was hardly an overrated actor. His personnal life was shit and his kids were fuckwads but that just made him on par with everybody else out there in Hollyweird.  

Posted by: puddleglum at February 25, 2014 07:46 PM (eA/2B)

273 @265 And I do believe that BYU bans handholding ---------------------- Just on the off-chance that someone actually believes that this is true... Not hardly. PDA happened quite frequently when I was there. And the heat vents quite frequently had a couple sitting near them in the middle of winter. Of course, going beyond that was an honor code violation...

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2014 07:46 PM (fsOaN)

274 And I do believe that BYU bans handholding because them chicas is quite fertile and would probably get pregnant sitting on a bench that a male sat on 5 weeks prior.


Magic underwear? >>

Probably meant Wood not Bench and at that age a young guy doesn't even need to hold their hand to make a Bench.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kenedy at February 25, 2014 07:47 PM (TI3xG)

275

It was Antioch College in  Ohio what came out with the college sex contract  in the early 1990's.

 

 

To wit:  http://preview.tinyurl.com/m4xphfp

And a 2014  summary of the Consent Movement here:  http://preview.tinyurl.com/mq47h7p

 

 

"What the affirmative consent standard requires is not just communication about sex; it's constant awareness that you may be raping your partner if you don't read the signals properly and if you fail to notice that there's some ambiguity to be cleared up."

 

 

Geez, did any of these hipster doofuses even ever have hot sweaty monkey sex before writing out this academic and theoretical treastise on how to seduce a hot and willing co-ed?  [rhetorical question]

 

What a boner-killer if this protocol  is/was actually followed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2014 07:47 PM (BAS5M)

276 182 Lumumba was involved with the Republic of New Afrika in the 1970s and '80s. He said in 2013 that the group had advocated "an independent predominantly black government" in the southeastern United States. Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2014 11:15 PM (XkXzn) So, he doesn't seem to care much about political philosophy. Does it matter if his government is a constitutional republic, a democracy, communist, capitalist, or a dictatorship? Nope. All that matters is that it's "predominantly black". Yet I'm the racist, because "white privilege".

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

277 Off waterlogged Oldsmobile sock

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 07:49 PM (TI3xG)

278 At least he won't leave the toilet seat up... Area woman will marry her bicycle; Couple to honeymoon along CA coast http://tinyurl.com/l5mhygq

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2014 07:49 PM (WlWt+)

279 The problem with Neu Akrika? The US already created a country for ex-slaves, it is called Liberia. Its over in Africa. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 11:25 PM (dDf+N) And the freed slaves treated the natives like s**t. So much for "racial solidarity"

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 07:50 PM (AymDN)

280 276 To the Hipster Leftist Dbags, this is a feature, not a bug. Gotta reduce that population that is raping Mother Gaia somehow....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:50 PM (ojnk6)

281

183 What's all this witchcraft about Black Orchid leaving because she thinks Ace doesn't like her?

 

She thought Ace was making fun of rural people when he posted a story about two guys arrested for making cow porn. One was bonking the cow and the other was filming it.

 

 The same post included a story about NY police who committed fraud by filing false disability claims for 9/11 and another one about a Manhattan guy arrested for drawing dicks on his girlfriend's artwork.

 

 Personally, I thought the story about the police lying about 9/11 was by far the worst of the three. I don't see what's wrong with having Bessie be a fellow's co-star in a porn film. But then I'm from Wisconsin.

Posted by: Elmer's Testimony at February 25, 2014 07:50 PM (R3gO3)

282 270 I'm out for the night y'all. Try not to make too much of a mess. Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2014 11:45 PM -------------------------------------------------------------- The size of tonight's mess will be a function of it's own energy, thank you very much.

Posted by: sticklers for the physics of messes at February 25, 2014 07:50 PM (DtNNC)

283 Grammie Winger, Thank you. I hate using iPad to post & read here but Apple finally came out with an upgrades & not just a fix for security issues. My Mac is doing an upgrade. I don't pay bills but I do buy things occasionally on my iPad. They had security issues since September 2012. There was a an update for iPhone & iPad Friday, today they released something to fix it on Macs, it's rake at least 20 minutes, if not longer, to do upgrade.

Posted by: Carol at February 25, 2014 07:52 PM (z4WKX)

284 277 For the most part, this worked out. Not in the way advocated, but here we are.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:52 PM (ojnk6)

285 People need to realize ace hates most of us. No one is a special snowflake. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 07:52 PM (XyM/Y)

286 Off sock!

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 25, 2014 07:52 PM (R3gO3)

287 I have multiple prayer requests. Posted by: Carol at February 25, 2014 11:07 PM (z4WKX) Thoughts and prayers for 'em all.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 07:53 PM (AymDN)

288 She thought Ace was making fun of rural people when he posted a story about two guys arrested for making cow porn. One was bonking the cow and the other was filming it.

Look if you can't make fun of cow fuckers, then the terrorists really have won.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 07:53 PM (pAlYe)

289 Anyone who thinks they could satisfy a cow has never seen a bull's dick. I denounce myself for the crude imagery, and for departing from my usual idiom. tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 07:54 PM (JMmQ9)

290 Ace hates all of us and all of the commenters hate lawyers.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 07:55 PM (4KFgL)

291 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 11:43 PM (DmNpO) Saw that this evening. .gov workers doing what .gov workers do.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 07:55 PM (MtC8f)

292 289 No shit, right? The PC disease will be the death of us. You don't have a right not to be offended, nor do you have a right to seek out and then aggrieve yourself of that which nominally offends you.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:56 PM (ojnk6)

293 I am very happy to see some of you morons turning your back on reich-wing RethugliKKKan hate and walking away from this horror show of a moron blog. The world has enough racist heteronormative patriarchy in it, it doesn't need yours.

Save the planet, recycle, and no having sex with anyone's garbage.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 25, 2014 07:56 PM (/I/Y7)

294 People need to realize ace hates most of us. No one is a special snowflake. Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 11:21 PM ------------------------------- Ace and Dirty Harry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnRkCemeV7k

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 07:57 PM (DtNNC)

295 Look if you can't make fun of cow fuckers, then the terrorists really have won.>>

True and the only connection for the 3 stories in that post was that in each one dicks were prominently displayed.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 07:57 PM (TI3xG)

296 279 Area woman will marry her bicycle;
Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2014 11:49 PM (WlWt+)

Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 07:57 PM (kVfSG)

297 American conservatism, at its core, is about gratitude, and cooperation, and trust, and above all hope. I like Mike Lee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 07:58 PM (XyM/Y)

298 Save the planet, recycle, and no having sex with anyone's garbage.

As long you stay away from the cows, "Mary".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2014 07:58 PM (0AKks)

299 294 But couches and toasters are still totes within limits, right?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 07:58 PM (ojnk6)

300 People need to be insulted all the time so they get used to it. That used to be what middle school was for.

Posted by: Beagle at February 25, 2014 07:58 PM (sOtz/)

301 If ace didn't hate me I would not want to be part of the horde.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 07:59 PM (TI3xG)

302 And before I get banned again, I don't think ace hates the horde. But damn he is a saint to open up his living room to you subwhatever mongrels.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 07:59 PM (MtC8f)

303 301 now people cry bully over the least little thing.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 07:59 PM (4KFgL)

304
Area woman will marry her bicycle;

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2014 11:49 PM (WlWt+)

Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 11:57 PM (kVfSG)










*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 07:59 PM (aYjRw)

305 True and the only connection for the 3 stories in that post was that in each one dicks were prominently displayed.


And New York.  Which says more about New York then rural people.

Posted by: Adam at February 25, 2014 08:00 PM (Aif/5)

306 At least he won't leave the toilet seat up...

Area woman will marry her bicycle; Couple to honeymoon along CA coast

http://tinyurl.com/l5mhygq

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2014 11:49 PM (WlWt+)

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Can a bicycle give consent? Sounds like rape to me.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 08:00 PM (KlVdw)

307 At The Right Scoop website CNN anchor is shocked that Boehner said bad things about TFGcare today on House floor, after meeting privately with SCOAMF today @ The White House. Boehner is only telling the truth, that the law was supposed to "save" people something like $2,500 but instead it is going to cost 2/3 of small companies & small business owners more & it isn't going to help create more Jobs.

Posted by: Carol at February 25, 2014 08:00 PM (z4WKX)

308 "Do Conservatives Keep 'Falling in Love With Bad Boys'"

In reverse order, the last five Republican presidential aspirants:

-- Mitt Romney
-- John McCain
-- George W. Bush
-- Bob Dole
-- George H.W. Bush

Yeah, what a bunch of hot sexy right-wing bad boys those lot are. Just bursting with the earthy scent of forbidden conservative fantasies. You know that right-wingers all over the country are breathing heavily at the thought and whispering "Take me now! Right here! You 'severe conservative' you!"

As I like to ask liberals who rant about Norquist's "drown the government in the bathtub" line, of those five GOP candidates, what is the grand sum total of the federal government departments that each one seriously proposed to eliminate? (Ans: zero.)

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 08:00 PM (gqT4g)

309 who's harmed by "having sex with anyone's garbage"?

Posted by: OneQuestionTooMany at February 25, 2014 08:01 PM (JMmQ9)

310 307 But is it, ya know, Rape...rape? Big difference there,, Wingnut....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 08:02 PM (ojnk6)

311 Carol I will pray for both of them.. You can go here and request prayer. They send out the requests to groups around the country. http://prayer-center.upperroom.org/request-prayer

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:02 PM (XyM/Y)

312 True and the only connection for the 3 stories in that post was that in each one dicks were prominently displayed.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 11:57 PM (TI3xG)

--------

 

That and the fact that the all took place in New York.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 08:02 PM (KlVdw)

313 289 She thought Ace was making fun of rural people when he posted a story about two guys arrested for making cow porn. One was bonking the cow and the other was filming it. ...... Are you serious? I hate to seem I sensitive, but perhaps it's time to get some perspective. They were fucking livestock.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:02 PM (DmNpO)

314 who's harmed by "having sex with anyone's garbage"?

You do have to watch out for broken glass and metal items.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2014 08:03 PM (0AKks)

315

276 It was Antioch College in Ohio what came out with the college sex contract in the early 1990's.

 

Antioch ended up folding. I read a story about it quite a while ago. The place was insane. It made Berkeley and UW Madison sound like Baptist schools of theology in comparison. Antioch was for students who thought Oberlin was too repressive and reactionary. (And Oberlin's is crazy left by normal standards.) At one point they stopped issuing grades or any sort of core cirriculum - and the academic reputation of the school fell (and in the world of today's academia, you have to be pretty ridiculous to have that happen.)

 

Probably more significantly, they horribly mismanaged their finances . It's hard to believe lefty nutbags could be so bad with money, but there you go.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 25, 2014 08:03 PM (R3gO3)

316 who's harmed by "having sex with anyone's garbage"?
You don't want to know!

Posted by: marco rubio's garbage at February 25, 2014 08:03 PM (Eiwo7)

317 Re: Purity Insiders accusing outsiders of trying to exclude the insiders is just dumb. This is some kind of sick inverse of the idea that only people with power can be bigots - apparently only people without power can be purists. Also, I would not mind so much that Ace hates me except that he hates me for things other people do. That seems somehow untoward.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 25, 2014 08:04 PM (qyfb5)

318 Area woman will marry her bicycle; Couple to honeymoon along CA coast ----------------------- About 20 years ago Outside magazine ran a cover shot that showed a young women on a bicycle. The seat was one of those very narrow seats with a *very* extended nose. The woman looked rather like she was wearing some sort of, uh, 'device'. The letters to the editor in the next issue were rather amusing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 08:04 PM (aDwsi)

319
Is that the bowfucker chick?

Maybe we can get her together with this guy. Sounds like a match made in heaven.

http://tinyurl.com/dfjvj9

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 08:04 PM (aYjRw)

320 I hate to seem I sensitive, but perhaps it's time to get some perspective. They were fucking livestock. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2014 12:02 AM (DmNpO) "Species" is just a social construct you H8r!!1!

Posted by: Zoophile Rights Now!!1! at February 25, 2014 08:04 PM (AymDN)

321 289 Look if you can't make fun of cow fuckers, then the terrorists really have won.Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 11:53 PM (pAlYe)
Do have a cow, man.

Posted by: Bart Simpson at February 25, 2014 08:04 PM (kVfSG)

322 As far as people having sex with cows there is a side of me that wishes one of those big mamas would do some serious damage to such a disgusting cretin.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:05 PM (XyM/Y)

323 By the way, I've now had time to do a little research and I'm all spun up from a plane trip so I can't sleep, and I think Katie Nolan is pretty funny. She hosts a sports show for Fox that goes out only on the internet (which is sort of a new thing I guess) called "No Filter". She covers sports headlines in bullet point fashion, and tells a quick joke about each one. Doing that every day without a staff of writers has got to be rough, but she looks like she's having a blast.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 08:05 PM (B+HTd)

324 They were fucking livestock.
Is that the gerund or the adjective?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 08:05 PM (Eiwo7)

325 314 289 She thought Ace was making fun of rural people when he posted a story about two guys arrested for making cow porn. One was bonking the cow and the other was filming it.

......

Are you serious?

I hate to seem I sensitive, but perhaps it's time to get some perspective.

They were fucking livestock.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2014 12:02 AM (DmNpO)

 

Honestly?  If you're insulted by that because you think its making fun of rural people well suck it the fuck up.  You know who's made a career out of insulting rural people in the same way that ace supposedly did?  Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy.  And I don't know where you grew up but in my little rural town surrounded by corn, cows, hogs and chickens we sure did make a lot of jokes about the other towns banging sheep.  Including references to gloves with Velcro on them.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 08:05 PM (LI48c)

326 And New York. Which says more about New York then rural people.>>

I'm a rural guy and I have no interest in fucking my friends cows. So linking that story to me being offended never crossed my mind. Though I am thinking a little about the Dairy farmers wife at the moment.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 08:06 PM (TI3xG)

327 286 People need to realize ace hates most of us. No one is a special snowflake. LOL. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 11:52 PM (XyM/Y) hey, I resemble that remark...

Posted by: Shoey at February 25, 2014 08:06 PM (vA94g)

328 314 .They were fucking livestock.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2014 12:02 AM (DmNpO)

At least it wasn't deadstock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 08:07 PM (kVfSG)

329 I'm happy that Megyn Kelly just called SCOAMF a lawless president &'Holder told Attorneys General across the country today that they only have to enforce laws they believe are Constitutional! We should start a write in petition to get rid of Holder because he sucks. He's just another Chicago thug, even if I am not sure if he is from Chicago.

Posted by: Carol at February 25, 2014 08:07 PM (z4WKX)

330 Nice ONT Maet. Message recieved....don't be angry over Obama and America's embrace of evil. Got it. I am also not to be outraged over the lies and venom of the left being aided by the media and ignored or God help me embraced happily by the electorate. Hey just keep smiling and it'll all be okay. Maybe, then again I get the feeling it just is code for "suck amnesty's dick amd swallow" from Mike Lee. If Mooch "bridges" MacDonald is victory I no longer give a fuck about victory or defeat. Why am I of all humans walking this Earth expected to be the dane person who either caves or keeps the car of reverence for law and liberty from going over the cliff? America doesn't mind Emperor Giggles enough to get him below 44 fucking percent? Great message received America..... Show me the var can fly Barack.. I won't get in the eay evr again. Fuck you GOP.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 08:07 PM (TE35l)

331 People need to realize ace hates most of us. No one is a special snowflake. ------------------ ???? Okay..., now that there is macro-aggression.

Posted by: Special Snowflake at February 25, 2014 08:08 PM (aDwsi)

332 I hate to seem I sensitive, but perhaps it's time to get some perspective. They were fucking livestock. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2014 12:02 AM (DmNpO) The problem was that they were fucking female cows. I don't know which of the 58 genders those cows were, but this is clearly how the patriarchy oppresses females everywhere! PIV is PIV, no matter the species!!1!

Posted by: Radical Feminist Zoophile at February 25, 2014 08:08 PM (AymDN)

333 Damn autocorrect

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:08 PM (DmNpO)

334 I'm curious as to how the livestock even noticed, much got traumatized, given the God given difference between guys and Bulls.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 08:08 PM (ojnk6)

335 I hate to seem I sensitive, but perhaps it's time to get some perspective. They were fucking livestock. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2014 12:02 AM Now is not the time to debate who 'as or 'asn't boinked a barnyard animal. At this point, what difference could it possibly make?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 08:09 PM (JMmQ9)

336 At least it wasn't deadstock. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2014 12:07 AM (kVfSG)/i] What? You got a problem with that?

Posted by: Necro-Bestiality Advocate at February 25, 2014 08:09 PM (AymDN)

337 People need to realize ace hates most of us. No one is a special snowflake.

Well sure he'd probably hate you. If he gave you any thought.

Plus you're not taking into account all the Ewokian self-loathing.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 08:10 PM (pAlYe)

338 hicks from the sticks are sore that they got made fun of at the hq? suck it up buttercup, everyone at the hq lets the city folk , especially new yorkers have it instinvtively, reflexively.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:10 PM (rDidD)

339
I saw Fucking Livestock open for the Supersuckers at the San Luis Obispo County Fair back in '05.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 08:10 PM (aYjRw)

340 Honestly? If you're insulted by that because you think its making fun of rural people well suck it the fuck up. You know who's made a career out of insulting rural people in the same way that ace supposedly did? Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy. And I don't know where you grew up but in my little rural town surrounded by corn, cows, hogs and chickens we sure did make a lot of jokes about the other towns banging sheep. Including references to gloves with Velcro on them. ..... WTF are you talking about?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO)

341 - 325 They were fucking livestock. Is that the gerund or the adjective? Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2014 12:05 AM -------------------------------------- Dude, I KNEW I couldn't be the only one with that question about women.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 25, 2014 08:11 PM (DtNNC)

342 suck it up buttercup, everyone at the hq lets the city folk , especially new yorkers have it instinvtively, reflexively. .... Try living in Florida

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:11 PM (DmNpO)

343 Also being offended by names or inferences is something I don't get. Call me a cracker WTF do I care I know what I am and don't give a shit what you think of me unless I actually deserve it. Even then I probably don't care too much. I am not my race, location or even politics I am me so fuck off if you think you can break me with words.

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 08:12 PM (TI3xG)

344 318 Re: Purity Insiders accusing outsiders of trying to exclude the insiders is just dumb. This is some kind of sick inverse of the idea that only people with power can be bigots - apparently only people without power can be purists. no, that isn't what any of us are saying, we are saying that the people in power are not achieving results and this a pattern, so it's time to put new people in charge. and you can't put new people in charge until the old ones are gone. it isn't about personalities, it isn't about revenge. it's about getting results.

Posted by: Shoey at February 25, 2014 08:12 PM (vA94g)

345 Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 12:07 AM (TE35l) Hide posts from (TE35l)


Sven!!!!


How ya been, buddy?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 08:12 PM (T1005)

346
Someone could make a killing marketing those velcro gloves in Scotland, y'know.



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2014 08:12 PM (aYjRw)

347 Try living in Florida Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26 why does anyone care what anyonw says about your state, city, whatever? as long as it is not iowa it is all nonsense.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:13 PM (rDidD)

348 As far as people having sex with cows there is a side of me that wishes one of those big mamas would do some serious damage to such a disgusting cretin. Posted by: Fenelon ------------------ That rang a bell. It's happened. ---- "If this pans out, it's the most egregious case that we've heard of," says Sgt. John Urquhart with the King County Sheriff's Office. http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 08:14 PM (aDwsi)

349 WTF are you talking about?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2014 12:10 AM (DmNpO)

 

Not meant as a criticism to you.  Its an extension of the point you made in my own view of it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 08:14 PM (LI48c)

350

Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 12:07 AM (TE35l)


Pretty much. No accountability for the republicans, no accountability for the democrats, no responsibility taken by anyone.


Just decadence and sloth. Sitting on our couches collecting welfare all day writing cowboy poetry. And thinking of how to screw over everybody else.


And the GOP doesn't want to do anything to stop any of it and actively fights people who do.


Got it. Fuck those purists.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 08:14 PM (buZ/8)

351 I saw Fucking Livestock open for the Supersuckers at the San Luis Obispo County Fair back in '05. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2014 12:10 AM Really? Me, too. I was in the nose-bleed seats in the back. The seat were only 25 feet up, but they were right over the "Prize Hogs" holding pens...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 08:14 PM (JMmQ9)

352 256 Here is something that is chapping my ass right now. Michelle Obama has banned junk food sales and advertising in our schools. What is junk food and who decides? They have completely changed around the lunch program now to the point where my kids no longer want any part of it. Those that do have the government school lunches throw half of their food away. How, on any level, does that make any sense? Who elected this fat ass to be the food Nazi? We need a hard swing right. I can no longer stand this and many other affronts to my senses by priggish busybodies. I fucking hate hate hate them. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at February 25, 2014 11:38 PM (jucos) She is the boss' wife, the employees always do what the boss' wife wants. Looks like high schools are shit out of luck getting new scoreboards from Coke and Pepsi for the next few years.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 25, 2014 08:14 PM (HxSXm)

353 enough people hate me simply for being me I do not care what anyone thinks about my city. hell my mayor and governor have said, more or less, I am not welcome here. make fun of my state and city all you wish.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:15 PM (rDidD)

354 Oh yay! The ONT starts out with a Purity/RINO fight. I loved this little gem: "Winning in politics involves, well. winning" Why yes, yes it does. And just as soon as the GOP can show some examples that they can win on the big stage and show some fiscal conservatism, I might buy what they're selling. Until then, stop blaming your big assed losses Akin and O'Donnell. It's unbecoming bullshit.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 25, 2014 08:15 PM (gBnkX)

355 I've never understood the tiffs here. This blog is entertainment for us. If it becomes not fun anymore, find something else to do. No drama needed.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 08:15 PM (4KFgL)

356 "Though I am thinking a little about the Dairy farmers wife at the moment." ========================== Don't forget your pen when you head on over.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 08:16 PM (B+HTd)

357 sven, chill.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 08:16 PM (X3GkB)

358 Sven, Embrace anything good in your life. The burning is coming whether we like it or not. It's a train we can't derail so enjoy the moments now.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 08:17 PM (MtC8f)

359 I've never understood the tiffs here. This blog is entertainment for us. If it becomes not fun anymore, find something else to do. No drama needed. Posted by: NCKate at February 26 whoa there little lady, the tiffs are more than half a the fun. it is all fun and games as long as no one is censored.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:17 PM (rDidD)

360 344 Also being offended by names or inferences is something I don't get. Call me a cracker WTF do I care I know what I am and don't give a shit what you think of me unless I actually deserve it. Even then I probably don't care too much. I am not my race, location or even politics I am me so fuck off if you think you can break me with words. .... That's one of the many things about Islam that gets me. You don't want anyone to poke fun of or offend Allah? You think someone should die for it? Dang! I'm glad my God isn't such a weenie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:17 PM (DmNpO)

361 Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 26, 2014 12:15 AM (gBnkX)

The GOP nationals have backed so many losers over the years that the Akin and O'Donnell thing is pathetic. But is a oft used talking point by apologists for the GOP.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 08:18 PM (buZ/8)

362 Area woman will marry her bicycle; Couple to honeymoon along CA coast


*wipes tear from right eye*


She was MY girlfriend, and that was MY bike!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 25, 2014 08:18 PM (vgH+s)

363 >>>You don't say? -- SRV's "Number One" The luthier in Austin who worked on SRV's guitars used to about 15 necks that had been replaced on Number 1 Strat. Stevie was rough on guitars. SRV4EVR

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 25, 2014 08:19 PM (Mxy9R)

364 Uggggh-just totally creepy story there, Mike and this: Smaller animals have been seriously injured and/or killed," says Regional Director Bob Reder. "Or, after the act, disposed of by horrible means.". Bastards.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:19 PM (XyM/Y)

365 Not meant as a criticism to you. Its an extension of the point you made in my own view of it. .... Oh! I thought you were directing it at me. My mistake.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:19 PM (DmNpO)

366 NCKate - I see in today's Charlotte Observer, that Kay Hagan is getting money from big Pharma. I haven't figured that out yet. She also made national news, as O'Reilly or Kelly ran a segment showing her refusing to answer "When did you know that Obamacare was going to cause people to lose their insurance"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 08:19 PM (aDwsi)

367 Sven, good to see you. Glad to hear you are getting better. I would submit that you are again getting more worked up and tense than you know. Please my man, throttle it back and get yourself better. Or, let it rip. But, mostly the please ratchet back thing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 08:20 PM (ojnk6)

368 Dang! I'm glad my God isn't such a weenie. LOL; I love it. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:20 PM (XyM/Y)

369 Re: Purity vs. Strategy.

I have made my preferences known. The GOP can give me a cnadidate I am not ashamed to vote for or I will not vote. It's not even worth discussin any more than that.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 25, 2014 08:20 PM (hO9ad)

370 363 Area woman will marry her bicycle; Couple to honeymoon along CA coast .... I suppose she'll remove the seat

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:20 PM (DmNpO)

371 Mike, I also saw something saying she had local money just pouring in too. Never read to see what that actually meant.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 08:21 PM (4KFgL)

372 She was MY girlfriend, and that was MY bike! Posted by: Charles ---------------- Yours? I thought it was mine.

Posted by: A Fish at February 25, 2014 08:21 PM (aDwsi)

373 I suppose she'll remove the seat Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26 you beat me by this much " "

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:21 PM (rDidD)

374 why does anyone care what anyonw says about your state, city, whatever? as long as it is not iowa it is all nonsense. ..... Lol

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:22 PM (DmNpO)

375 whoa there little lady, the tiffs are more than half a the fun. it is all fun and games as long as no one is censored. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 12:17 AM Seconded. Who's having a "tiff"? Unless I'm mis-understanding the thread, it's all been the usual back and forth of the ONT. Rude comments, poking fun, light-hearted insults, etc.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 08:22 PM (JMmQ9)

376 *Yeah, I thought so*

Posted by: Null at February 25, 2014 08:22 PM (xjpRj)

377 Mike, I also saw something saying she had local money just pouring in too. Never read to see what that actually meant. Posted by: NCKate --------------- Yeah, the media are trying to deflect from the much larger issue of all of the outside money that is/will pour in for her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 08:22 PM (aDwsi)

378

Purity vs Strategy reminds me of Band-Aids, do you remove 'em slowly or just yank it off to get it over with?

 

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 08:23 PM (KlVdw)

379 Dang! I'm glad my God isn't such a weenie.>>

This most likely is because your G is less insecure about his weenie than their G

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 08:23 PM (TI3xG)

380 Look, I know thisis judge-y but those cow people are really sick puppies. So I'm thinking happy thoughts. Yup. It's Kate Upton time. But in keeping with the general flavor of the HQ tonight, its bizarro Kate Upton time. I bring you Joan Rivers describing Kate Uptons breasts. This really happened. I didn't make this up. http://bit.ly/1clLIh1

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 08:23 PM (B+HTd)

381 Rude comments, poking fun, light-hearted insults, etc. Posted by: AltonJackson ----------------- It might 'poking fun' for you. For me, not so much...

Posted by: The Cow at February 25, 2014 08:24 PM (aDwsi)

382 376 That's what it should be.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 08:24 PM (4KFgL)

383 381 No way I'm gonna click on that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 08:25 PM (ojnk6)

384 I saw deadstock at Woodstock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 08:25 PM (kVfSG)

385 It might 'poking fun' for you. For me, not so much... Posted by: The Cow at February 26 as if you even woke up before he tipped you over.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:25 PM (rDidD)

386 369 Dang! I'm glad my God isn't such a weenie. LOL; I love it. :^) ..... Ha! Imagine a *your momma* contest using our Gods instead.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:25 PM (DmNpO)

387 This whole cow porn ring thing brings a new meaning to "Cow tipping".

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 08:26 PM (KlVdw)

388 This most likely is because your G is less insecure about his weenie than their G

Reminds me of this: http://youtu.be/UOKkl35wIvw

Yes, it's terrible.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2014 08:26 PM (0AKks)

389 yeah, as if a god need a bunch of illiterate woman beating goat humpers to have his back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:27 PM (rDidD)

390 "No way I'm gonna click on that." Oh, but you'll click on a cow screw story? Come on, you know you want to see this vid. It's Joan Rivers! She used to be famous!

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 08:27 PM (B+HTd)

391 Thanks, Maetenloch. Well done, and I welcome both yourself and Sen Mike Lee into Club RINO.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 08:28 PM (X9Mnx)

392 Posted by: The Cow at February 26, 2014 12:24 AM (aDwsi) LOL. I agree. Even as a cow if some demented guy has a penis the size the size of 1/4 or 1/8 the size of what you're used to you don't want someone shoving in into while you;re just wanted to stand in your stall and chew your cud. Interspecies rape is a bad, bad thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:28 PM (XyM/Y)

393 It might 'poking fun' for you. For me, not so much... Posted by: The Cow at February 26, 2014 12:24 AM Anyone who thinks they could satisfy a cow has never seen a bull's dick. I denounce myself

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 08:28 PM (JMmQ9)

394 391 I've been here for a while, and fell for it too many times early on...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 08:29 PM (ojnk6)

395 Oh, but you'll click on a cow screw story? Come on, you know you want to see this vid. It's Joan Rivers! She used to be famous!

Posted by: MTF at February 26, 2014 12:27 AM (B+HTd)

 

And her face once had actual skin on it!

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 08:29 PM (LI48c)

396 The luthier in Austin who worked on SRV's guitars used to about 15 necks that had been replaced on Number 1 Strat. Stevie was rough on guitars.

He used 13 to 58 gauge strings if i remember right, those things are basically thick cables on that guitar neck, puts tons of stress on 'em not to mention his fingers which were probably like petrified wood with the callous that must have been on them.

Posted by: booger at February 25, 2014 08:29 PM (xRDdL)

397 It's also interfering with someone else's private property.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 08:29 PM (Eiwo7)

398 323 As far as people having sex with cows there is a side of me that wishes one of those big mamas would do some serious damage to such a disgusting cretin. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 12:05 AM --------------------------------------------- Not quite the same, but still funny: http://i.imgur.com/owN2Zsp.gif

Posted by: iright at February 25, 2014 08:29 PM (DtNNC)

399 I don't think Mike Lee is a RINO. You just can't run a political movement entirely on rage. You have to offer something positive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:29 PM (XyM/Y)

400 My god's better than your god.

Posted by: Ken L. Ration at February 25, 2014 08:30 PM (kVfSG)

401 I am not gonna read any hq cow porn stories but if you have ever seen either end of a bovine reproductive cycle you know bossie had no idea anything was going on with john boy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:30 PM (rDidD)

402 It was not unexpected, as he has been saying for some time that he would do it eventually. But the reality is upsetting. It's a great blow to those of us who like intellectual honesty, not to mention sanity.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 10:48 PM (sdi6R)


And it's a checkpoint. Karl's stopping most of the operation implies that he knows we're past the point of no return. Frankly I think he's had too much optimism for two years now, but it's still sad to see him (at least mostly) go.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 25, 2014 08:30 PM (hO9ad)

403 3 The Political Hat, Nice piece Hat. Of course "politics is the art of something" and "unpossible" so as noted genius Jazz Shaw says "we'll come up with answers on undoing 5 years of national suicide 45 years after you gift us total power again." It's like the assholes have never read a history book. Hey genius GOP boostets the Social Revolutionaries failed b/c they had faith people were patriots and just pissed at the Tsar.(Bush) Nope the old order was gone, and a party elected on "peace and bread" stole power on "fuck you" and guns. I'm done show your genius Jazz but do it with someone else's money and vote. After 25 years of alliance with you fucks I finally get the joke. McCain pulls the football and the dog flies off on the doghouse.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 08:30 PM (TE35l)

404 Interspecies rape is a bad, bad thing.

*cue "The More You Know" theme

Posted by: Armando at February 25, 2014 08:30 PM (vgH+s)

405 Posted by: The Cow at February 26, 2014 12:24 AM (aDwsi) Mommy?

Posted by: Minotaur at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (AymDN)

406 398 It's also interfering with someone else's private property.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2014 12:29 AM (Eiwo7)


And for the record the supreme court has ruled that garbage is considered abandoned property. So you're free to fuck it. :-)

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (pAlYe)

407

My god's better than your god.

Posted by: Ken L. Ration at February 26, 2014 12:30 AM (kVfSG)

--------

 

Nuh uh.

Posted by: Pure E Nuh at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (KlVdw)

408 My suggestion is that no one click on a provided link from this point forward....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (ojnk6)

409

You're all missing the point with the cow porn.

 

The farmer called the cops because someone else was messin' round with his ladies.

 

It was the jealousy that caused that phone call.

Posted by: PMRich at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (KDUNf)

410 Henry Fonda's best role was Once Upon A Time in the West. Never cared much for the guy, but I thought his performance in On Golden Pond was superb.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (AQTz3)

411 372 Mike, I also saw something saying she had local money just pouring in too. Never read to see what that actually meant.

Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2014 12:21 AM (4KFgL)


This McClatchy article states:

"The pharmaceutical, and securities and investment industries are among the top contributors to the North Carolina Democrat, widely viewed as one of the more vulnerable incumbents in this yearÂ’s mid-term elections."


AKA Many big banks, investment firms, and pharma. Pigs at the current trough. Another big contributer from the FEC filing was Insurance companies and Lawyers.


Kay has around 7 million cash on hand as of Dec 31 2013.



"She has long been one the industryÂ’s leading recipients of money, ranking second among her Senate colleagues to Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., the minority leader, according to an analysis by the Center for Responsive Politics, a nonpartisan campaign financial watchdog group."


Huh. I wonder why the Republicans are not backing repeal anymore. Oh yes. They are paid not to.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (buZ/8)

412 Sorry; I would like something funny but it's not coming up on my computer, is your link correct?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (XyM/Y)

413 I bring you Joan Rivers describing Kate Uptons breasts. This really happened. I didn't make this up. .... Ha! BTW, I always watch that show

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:31 PM (DmNpO)

414 400 You have to offer something positive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 12:29 AM (XyM/Y)

Where is the zero point?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 08:32 PM (kVfSG)

415 Too much microagression. 'Night all.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 08:32 PM (MtC8f)

416 sven I'm 99% with you but ease up man.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 08:32 PM (X3GkB)

417 All the cow porn reminded me of this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Posted by: booger at February 25, 2014 08:32 PM (xRDdL)

418 eye emm jee

Posted by: iright at February 25, 2014 08:32 PM (DtNNC)

419 And for the record the supreme court has ruled that garbage is considered abandoned property. So you're free to fuck it. :-) Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 12:31 AM (pAlYe) Heap needs some lovin'

Posted by: The Heap from Fraggle Rock at February 25, 2014 08:33 PM (AymDN)

420 402 I am not gonna read any hq cow porn stories but if you have ever seen either end of a bovine reproductive cycle you know bossie had no idea anything was going on with john boy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 12:30 AM (rDidD)

 

Considering how they have to check to see if the cow is pregnant, yeah she didn't feel a thing from that.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 08:33 PM (LI48c)

421 More learn to accept the RINO bullshit. JFC, enough already.

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2014 08:34 PM (AO9UG)

422 My prophet (among other qualities) IS better than your prophet-Mohammed. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:34 PM (XyM/Y)

423 I am not gonna read any hq cow porn stories but if you have ever seen either end of a bovine reproductive cycle you know bossie had no idea anything was going on with john boy. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 12:30 AM IIRC, most bovine reproduction is done "by hand" and involves a rubber glove that goes up to your shoulder...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 08:34 PM (JMmQ9)

424 Never cared much for the guy, but I thought his performance in On Golden Pond was superb. .... I cried when he got lost in the woods.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:34 PM (DmNpO)

425 And for the record the supreme court has ruled that garbage is considered abandoned property. So you're free to fuck it. :-) Wasn't there some guy arrested for doing a couch recently? I think his defense was it had been left on the street, so it was fair game.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2014 08:34 PM (B+HTd)

426 years guy in ago I came across a story about a guy in washington or oregon who showed up at an emergency room with a tear in his intestines. apparently he was sneaking into a barn and having a horse lay some equine pipe. apparently nellie was a little too much horse for him. even worse, it turns out it was a farm where the "farmers" were allowing people to fuck animals. guy who was in the emergency room hand been sneaking in and not even paying his user fee.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:34 PM (rDidD)

427 And I was just reminded about the joke about the ventriloquist that visits a farm with the punchline being "That sheep's a fucking liar!"

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 08:35 PM (LI48c)

428 Ok y'all, it's Mardi Gras in Louisiana & as they say 'we don't hide our crazy, we parade it down the street!' This will make you laugh and perhaps give some of you ideas on what you should be doing in the street as you wait for the parade: http://tinyurl.com/k8jswje Enjoy! And watch towards the end for the best!

Posted by: KinLa at February 25, 2014 08:35 PM (wbdlB)

429 Never cared much for the guy, but I thought his performance in On Golden Pond was superb.

....

I cried when he got lost in the woods.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2014 12:34 AM (DmNpO)

---------

 

Come on now, we all know he was running from Hanoi Jane.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 08:35 PM (KlVdw)

430 Even if Flossie didn't know anything was going on with John Boy doesn't that make it wrong regardless?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2014 08:35 PM (XyM/Y)

431 Cop kill a creep. Pow Pow Pow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 08:36 PM (kVfSG)

432 392 Hollowpoint, Yeah well done. You guys'll do as much for the nation as was done from 2001-2007. Hollowpoint I relieve you of the burden of conservatism. See you in November Tiger where even if we neat the odds and hold the House and get the Senate all he does is what he is doing. Sling the pen make a law. I hated Seinfeld a show "about nothing" I hate the GOP a party about nothing. A fucking clue, the fucking guy breaking the Constitution was on your left not your right. Fuck the GOP. Let the bodies hit the floor. Make mine La Raza.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 08:36 PM (TE35l)

433 427 it killed him. But I guess he died doing something he loved.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 08:36 PM (4KFgL)

434 All the cow porn reminded me of this - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


Truly an inspiration to us all.

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Mendoza at February 25, 2014 08:36 PM (vgH+s)

435 413 Sorry; I would like something funny but it's not coming up on my computer, is your link correct? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 12:31 AM (XyM/Y) Hide posts from (XyM/Y)


I believe the link you tried was the infamous I M G U R that Pixy's blog software automatically censors.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 08:36 PM (T1005)

436 speaking of cows, how do you know if you are playing a team from iowa? cheerleaders are grazing on the field.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:37 PM (rDidD)

437 Is anyone else sick of Hollywood inserting girl power in everything made today? It's like if they didn't do it they would be accused of misogyny . The Vikings series is a prime example and then I see the previews to the sequel to 300. Political correctness has destroyed is.

Posted by: See You Next Tuesday at February 25, 2014 08:37 PM (DAevm)

438 400 I don't think Mike Lee is a RINO. You just can't run a political movement entirely on rage. You have to offer something positive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 12:29 AM (XyM/Y)


Well I give you 2006, 2008, 2010, 2012. Democrats hating republicans and GWB and his wars won them 2006, 2008. The backlash against the democrats and anger over the medicare cuts/healthcare bill won the house for the republicans in 2010. The democrats won 2012 with Mitt Romney as Satan and forcing women to keep their rape babies, etc, etc.


Rage works pretty well for the mindless automaton American voter.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 08:38 PM (buZ/8)

439 it killed him. But I guess he died doing something he loved. Posted by: NCKate at February 26 did it, I could not remember?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:38 PM (rDidD)

440 I read every day here from some that I'm being unrealistic, I want the GOP to give me everything .. Look, I'm realistic and don't expect everything, but give me SOMETHING All I'm really asking right now is to put a leash on the runaway government and scale it back. They won't even give me that I'm not swayed by appeals to "BUT TERRORISM" because two shithole muslim countries want to kill each other but we have to back Achmed over Ali "BECAUSE TERRORISM" I don't want everything, but if you can't give me anything, "at this point what difference does it make"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 08:39 PM (aTXUx)

441 440 perforated colon, I think. His buddies dropped him off at the hospital and left. If I recall correctly.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 08:40 PM (4KFgL)

442 Sadly, they do this because they usually end up winning. Where is zombie Hayakawa to pull the plug on 'tm? Dartmouth Students Claim Racial Oppression, Threaten ‘Physical Action’ http://tinyurl.com/mnfbpdv

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 08:41 PM (AymDN)

443 Even if Flossie didn't know anything was going on with John Boy doesn't that make it wrong regardless? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26 well for john boy yeah. I am not so sure about bossie, I have not really considered. I am not sure how consensual most reproduction is in the animal kingdom.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:41 PM (rDidD)

444 Considering how they have to check to see if the cow is pregnant, yeah she didn't feel a thing from that.>>

Was looking for the Dirty jobs episode and found this. If you don't watch, the guys talk is funny (probably a stage talk somebody put video to) but the visual not so much. But the visual does show how little a cow would notice a mans penis.

http://tinyurl.com/lgjrky4

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 08:41 PM (TI3xG)

445 Rage works pretty well for the mindless automaton American voter. Posted by: NWConservative ----------------------- The interesting thing there, is that Romney was made out to be an ogre. The public bought it. In the case of the Dems, it isn't necessary to make up lies, it is only necessary to accurately describe what they are/have been doing. The difficulty is, as usual, getting the media to present the story.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 25, 2014 08:41 PM (aDwsi)

446 You're phony on top.
You're phony underneath
You lay on  top and grit your teeth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 08:41 PM (kVfSG)

447 I don't want everything, but if you can't give me anything, "at this point what difference does it make" Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2014 12:39 AM (aTXUx) It makes none, but now you have gone, and I'm feeling very sick and old today.

Posted by: The Smiths at February 25, 2014 08:42 PM (X3GkB)

448 More good news: USA Is Almost Totally Reliant on Communist China for Antibiotics http://tinyurl.com/me3fvj4

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 08:42 PM (AymDN)

449 Know what I thought of when I saw "Anger is Not an Agenda"? When a wife is justifiably pissed and the husband counters with "you're being hysterical, calm down"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 08:42 PM (aTXUx)

450 Stupid eye emm jee filter. Maybe this will work: http://bit.ly/1clNGOx

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 08:42 PM (DtNNC)

451 440 perforated colon, I think. His buddies dropped him off at the hospital and left. If I recall correctly. Posted by: NCKate at February 26 sounds right now that you mention it, some friends.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:42 PM (rDidD)

452 Enumclaw horse sex case.

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 08:42 PM (4KFgL)

453 And for the record the supreme court has ruled that garbage is considered abandoned property. So you're free to fuck it. :-)
Ask you's wife.
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Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 08:43 PM (Eiwo7)

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 08:43 PM (LI48c)

455 My god's better than your god.Posted by: Ken L. Ration at February 26, 2014 12:30 AM (kVfSG)
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Nuh uh.

Posted by: Pure E Nuh at February 26, 2014 12:31 AM (KlVdw)

________________

Fuck you guys.....

Posted by: Al Po at February 25, 2014 08:43 PM (jucos)

456 Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 12:38 AM (buZ/ I just love the passive-aggressive tone of Maet's collection of articles. Yes, of course, we're angry and unhinged. We have nothing to offer other than expecting the GOP to stick to their offers.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 25, 2014 08:44 PM (gBnkX)

457 Mendoza and the bucket.
This fall on ABC

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 08:44 PM (kVfSG)

458 425 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse, I cried when I realized I was too drunk to change the channel.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 08:45 PM (TE35l)

459 Q438 Is anyone else sick of Hollywood inserting girl power in everything made today? It's like if they didn't do it they would be accused of misogyny . The Vikings series is a prime example and then I see the previews to the sequel to 300. Political correctness has destroyed is. Posted by: See You Next Tuesday at February 26, 2014 12:37 AM (DAevm) Leave Legartha alone. I'll only ask once. Hey, we don't have to deal with GI Jane. Only bit characters.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 08:45 PM (MtC8f)

460 Look, I'm realistic and don't expect everything, but give me SOMETHING

All I'm really asking right now is to put a leash on the runaway government and scale it back. They won't even give me that


A good amount of this is generational. One of the best things that could happen to the GOP would be if every GOP senator over say the age of 67 retired or died peacefully in their sleep overnight.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 08:46 PM (pAlYe)

461 Anger Is Not An Agenda opened for Fugazi in . . . no, wait, they were one and the same.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 08:46 PM (X3GkB)

462 438 Is anyone else sick of Hollywood inserting girl power in everything made today? It's like if they didn't do it they would be accused of misogyny .

The Vikings series is a prime example and then I see the previews to the sequel to 300. Political correctness has destroyed is.

Posted by: See You Next Tuesday at February 26, 2014 12:37 AM (DAevm)


I hate commercials now. They are getting really repetitive. Every woman is a genius and their male friend (not gay because that is a hate crime)/ boyfriend/ husband is a complete and utter incompetent idiot. It is getting really old.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 08:46 PM (buZ/8)

463 perforated colon, I think.
Wrecked'um? It killed him!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 08:46 PM (Eiwo7)

464 200 [snip]
People need to realize ace hates most of us. No one is a special snowflake.Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 11:21 PM (MtC8f)

That made me chuckle.  Don't know whether it's true or not; it's funny either way.  That he hates us, I mean.  I already know "No one is a special snowflake."

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 25, 2014 08:46 PM (XbMaT)

465 A good amount of this is generational. One of the best things that could happen to the GOP would be if every GOP senator over say the age of 67 retired or died peacefully in their sleep overnight. Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26 ambiennacht?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:46 PM (rDidD)

466 Posted by: See You Next Tuesday at February 26, 2014 12:37 AM (DAevm) *sniffffff*

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 25, 2014 08:46 PM (xrX4n)

467 Now that I've had my minute of anger ... For relaxation, Guns N Boobehs http://tinyurl.com/l6lfzj8

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 08:47 PM (aTXUx)

468 453 Enumclaw horse sex case. Posted by: NCKate at February 26, 2014 12:42 AM (4KFgL) A fine bit of comedy. 'Ohh, ohhh, erghhh....gurgles blood' Dumb ass.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 08:47 PM (MtC8f)

469 Anger may not be an agenda.  But caving in to the Democrats and giving them 80% of what they want now, and the other 20% 6 months later sure as hell isn't winning.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 08:48 PM (LI48c)

470 A good amount of this is generational. One of the best things that could happen to the GOP would be if every GOP senator over say the age of 67 retired or died peacefully in their sleep overnight.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 12:46 AM (pAlYe)


Oh god. Please let this happen.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 08:48 PM (buZ/8)

471 Hey hey everybody.

Just read on Dan Riehl's Twitter account that Tommy Christopher may be out the door at Mediaite.

So let's see... that makes three heads on pikes: Alec "Toxic Queen" Baldwin, Piers "Leftist Limey" Morgan, and now Christopher.

Call me crazy, but it seems like conservatives are finally getting a little bit of social power to go along with their righteous anger.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 08:48 PM (HVI5a)

472 I cried when he got lost in the woods. Him and Hepburn looked like they belonged together. I didn't think I'd like the movie when I saw the adverts for it, but I was dead wrong.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 25, 2014 08:49 PM (AQTz3)

473 Peacefully???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 08:49 PM (Eiwo7)

474 Black Orchid We all need a break sometimes. I stopped posting after Gabe let Treacher run wild in the comments for hours. Treacher insulted everyone by telling them to "suck his dick." I'd had enough and let him have it and got banned in the process. Since then I have little desire to come by anymore. Be well my friend.

Posted by: mpfs at February 25, 2014 08:49 PM (6y1fO)

475 I'm 108 minutes past Absolute Bedtime. Tomorrow is going to suck. Tomorrow night, mi amigoes

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2014 08:49 PM (JMmQ9)

476 472 Hey hey everybody. Just read on Dan Riehl's Twitter account that Tommy Christopher may be out the door at Mediaite. So let's see... that makes three heads on pikes: Alec "Toxic Queen" Baldwin, Piers "Leftist Limey" Morgan, and now Christopher. Call me crazy, but it seems like conservatives are finally getting a little bit of social power to go along with their righteous anger. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2014 12:48 AM (HVI5a) --So who is Tommy Christopher and what has he (allegedly) done?

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 08:49 PM (X3GkB)

477 Hollowpoint, Yeah well done. You guys'll do as much for the nation as was done from 2001-2007. Hollowpoint I relieve you of the burden of conservatism Contrary to you and others like you would have us believe, conservativism has nothing to do with angry ranting, reactionary scapegoating, or hero worshiping personality cults. Neither does being a conservative depend on denying reality, political or otherwise.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 08:49 PM (X9Mnx)

478 472 can tommy Christopher fit through the door?

Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2014 08:50 PM (4KFgL)

479 470 Anger may not be an agenda. But caving in to the Democrats and giving them 80% of what they want now, and the other 20% 6 months later sure as hell isn't winning.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2014 12:48 AM (LI48c)


Yeah. We really stuck it to them with the sequest. . . immigra. . . obamacar. . .


You just don't understand tactics. You are just being hysterical.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 08:50 PM (buZ/8)

480 Re Hollywood, don't know what to say. Everytime I'm ready to give up on them... they come up with something like Lone Survivor.

Wahlberg's not 60 years old like Mel Gibson (or 80 like Clint Eastwood) either, so maybe there's still a little bit of room for hope...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 08:50 PM (HVI5a)

481 474 Peacefully???
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2014 12:49 AM (Eiwo7)


Well hey I'm not a monster.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 08:51 PM (pAlYe)

482 There also was a couple years ago the guy the fucked a roadkill deer.

http://tinyurl.com/2c4war3

Worse or Better?

link to The Smoking Gun

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 08:52 PM (TI3xG)

483 Re Hollywood, don't know what to say. Everytime I'm ready to give up on them... they come up with something like Lone Survivor. Wahlberg's not 60 years old like Mel Gibson (or 80 like Clint Eastwood) either, so maybe there's still a little bit of room for hope... Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2014 it is ok, give up, it is better in book form. screw hollywood.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:52 PM (rDidD)

484 People here don't know about Tommy Christopher's mendacity? Not to mention he's the SCOAMF's Palace Guards Union's Palace Guardsman of all time.

Doesn't anyone here read Patterico?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 08:52 PM (HVI5a)

485 Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 12:49 AM (X9Mnx) Self-awareness just never has been your strong suit has it?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 25, 2014 08:53 PM (gBnkX)

486 482 Well hey I'm not a monster ???????? let me check back but I know you've put up Helen Thomas pics in the past

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 08:54 PM (At8tV)

487 My prediction for the most awkward sight at the 2014 Oscars... or ever:

The moment that Jordan Belfort is introduced to Marcus Luttrell.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 08:54 PM (HVI5a)

488 485 People here don't know about Tommy Christopher's mendacity? Not to mention he's the SCOAMF's Palace Guards Union's Palace Guardsman of all time.

Doesn't anyone here read Patterico?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2014 12:52 AM (HVI5a)

 

 

Tommy Christopher getting the boot was covered at the end of the Piers Morgan thread today.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 08:54 PM (LI48c)

489 Him and Hepburn looked like they belonged together. I didn't think I'd like the movie when I saw the adverts for it, but I was dead wrong. .... I just basically refuse to think of her personal life because, as an actress, I can't think of anyone I like more.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:54 PM (DmNpO)

490 ambiennacht?>>

Sounds Boring. How about Crystalmeth Nacht?

Posted by: The Hickster at February 25, 2014 08:55 PM (TI3xG)

491 Ukraine names Baptist pastor as acting president. Ukrainian evangelicals issue call for national prayer & reconciliation in wake of violence. http://tinyurl.com/lxlbrbh

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 08:55 PM (aTXUx)

492 481 Re Hollywood, don't know what to say. Everytime I'm ready to give up on them... they come up with something like Lone Survivor. .... Son Of God comes out this week. They've presold over a half million tix already

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 08:56 PM (DmNpO)

493 I meant to link this earlier, but better late than never: An Open Letter to the Men and Women of the New York State Police. The Deadline Approaches. What do you intend to do? http://tinyurl.com/mhsfzpf Things are coming to a head.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

494 Whoever mentioned the triumvirate of lefty douchebags getting sacked forgot to mention Bashir. It was a grand slam. Personally I wish these assholes were still around embarrassing themselves.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 25, 2014 08:56 PM (gBnkX)

495 I just love the passive-aggressive tone of Maet's collection of articles. Yes, of course, we're angry and unhinged. Being angry and unhinged is something to be ashamed of, not proud of.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 08:57 PM (X9Mnx)

496 The interesting thing there, is that Romney was made out to be an ogre. The public bought it.

In the case of the Dems, it isn't necessary to make up lies, it is only necessary to accurately describe what they are/have been doing. The difficulty is, as usual, getting the media to present the story.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 26, 2014 12:41 AM (aDwsi)

Well it doesn't help that most of the GOP elected and consultant class pisses their pants whenever a democrat or media person criticizes them.

It also doesn't help that they don't believe anything they say. I really think most of them sound like they are reading from an internal script that they have memorized from their talking points.

And it also doesn't help that they have shown no compunction to actually live up to their words with their actions.

Why bother.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 08:57 PM (buZ/8)

497 --So who is Tommy Christopher and what has he (allegedly) done? Posted by: logprof /i] Asshole leftist WH correspondent at Mediaite, regular dummy on twitter, and general, all-round flaming media turd. Do this, if you're interested, copy and paste into google "Tommy Christopher site:minx.cc"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 25, 2014 08:57 PM (xrX4n)

498 #Nightline is all about #YogaRape. This is killing Yoga Pants for me...at least for the next half hour.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 08:58 PM (ABUkj)

499 y'all see the story on Drudge about the irs calling the obamacare tax a "shared responsibility payment?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 08:59 PM (rDidD)

500 TIME FOR INK MASTERS SEASON 4!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:00 PM (At8tV)

501 Son Of God comes out this week. They've presold over a half million tix already

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2014 12:56 AM (DmNpO)


Isn't that just a recut/edited version of the history channel Bible miniseries?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:00 PM (buZ/8)

502 Niedermeyer: Son of God is also good news. It's definitely an independent outsider film and from what I've read has basically succeeded despite not being part of any major studio's distribution scheme.

Conservatives seem to finally be getting good at reaching people through mass media. We finally have someone besides just Rush to kick ass and take names. Don't understand why I'm crazy for thinking that's VERY good news and something we should be nurturing, rather than just sitting back waiting for the big burning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 09:00 PM (HVI5a)

503 Hollywood makes conservative movies when they want to make a guaranteed profit. They use those profits to make their money losing lefty propaganda films.

Posted by: See You Next Tuesday at February 25, 2014 09:00 PM (DAevm)

504 500 y'all see the story on Drudge about the irs calling the obamacare tax a "shared responsibility payment?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 12:59 AM (rDidD)


WTF kind of news-speak propoganda bullshit is that?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:00 PM (buZ/8)

505 The moment that Jordan Belfort is introduced to Marcus Luttrell. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2014 12:54 AM (HVI5a) --Who introduced to whom? Fuck I feel old. Get off my lawn!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 09:01 PM (X3GkB)

506 One happy post a piece of shit murderer in Missouri will be executed in less than one minute. Burn in hell.

Posted by: mpfs at February 25, 2014 09:01 PM (6y1fO)

507 This is killing Yoga Pants for me...at least for the next half hour.
Rosie O'Donnell releasing her own line?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 09:01 PM (Eiwo7)

508 Conservatives seem to finally be getting good at reaching people through mass media. We finally have someone besides just Rush to kick ass and take names. Don't understand why I'm crazy for thinking that's VERY good news and something we should be nurturing, rather than just sitting back waiting for the big burning. ... It's not crazy at all

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2014 09:01 PM (DmNpO)

509 "Being angry and unhinged is something to be ashamed of, not proud of. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 12:57 AM (X9Mnx)" Looks like the tone provided by the other two sentences just whooshed right over your head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 25, 2014 09:01 PM (gBnkX)

510 417 Logprof, I am easing up. Trust me. My tibcage tear hurt, I'm going back to bed. Everything would be awesome if people like me would just shut the fuck up and vote for a GOP that can't be bothered to hit the low hanging fruit like these massive cuts while he more than doubled our loss rate in 'ghani? Tje GOP wants billions each decafe for barely showing up and not fightong NEA or EPA.... Screw it, let Obama give the American people what they think they want. Do it on someone else's dime. I gave my life to betting the Washington Generals would beat the Globetrotters. If this is in fact the worst case and my heart is getting ready to go I at least have the comfort of knowing that the nice GOP goes on. I loved the old order so much, I took for granted some really stupid lazy fuckers were defending it. I'm the living embodiment of the wasted life of a stupid man. In lieu of going broke loving the country and enabling my wife to serve its foreign policy I could have made a mint shitting on the country and aiding radical Islam in its climb to Hegemon status undermining its elected foreign policy. I may be stupid, but I *can* be taught albeit it slowly. Jazz Shaw thinks America's problem is the right? No problem. No problem at all. Keep caving GOP see you in November. I hope to be in Barbados or maybe Bonn.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 09:02 PM (TE35l)

511 I hope theres a hot brunette to root for

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:02 PM (At8tV)

512 yankeefifth, I did finally watch that last episode of Helix. In short answer to your question, yes it made sense. She basically showed up and declared martial law, including declaring CDC guy's ex-wife to be property of the company because she had their engineered virus in her system. Not surprisingly, the several factions in the program that could interact with her rebelled at the first opportunity, with fairly predictable results.

As for storing her head outside in the snow, apparently there's a bunch of other heads stored in the snow, too. I didn't catch the explanation for it if it was given earlier when one of the facility guys went looking for one, but the precedent had been there.


Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 25, 2014 09:03 PM (hO9ad)

513 logprof: the Wolf of Wall Street meets the Lone Survivor.

Make more sense now??

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 09:03 PM (HVI5a)

514 there is and she's wearing yoga pants

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:03 PM (At8tV)

515 Looks like the tone provided by the other two sentences just whooshed right over your head.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 26, 2014 01:01 AM (gBnkX)


Many things woosh over his head.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:03 PM (buZ/8)

516 "y'all see the story on Drudge about the irs calling the obamacare tax a "shared responsibility payment?" This is what happens when cowardly politicians keep ceding power to the bureaucracy. The elections are just for show these days.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 25, 2014 09:03 PM (gBnkX)

517 499 #Nightline is all about #YogaRape. This is killing Yoga Pants for me...at least for the next half hour. Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2014 12:58 AM (ABUkj) --Don't know WTF that's about since I don't twat, but love yoga pants since thongs are usually underneath.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 09:04 PM (X3GkB)

518 there is and she's wearing yoga pants Tell T I said Hi... oh, you mean on the show?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:04 PM (ABUkj)

519 As for storing her head outside in the snow, apparently there's a bunch of other heads stored in the snow, too. I didn't catch the explanation for it if it was given earlier when one of the facility guys went looking for one, but the precedent had been there. Posted hby: Methos just doesn't give a hey, I appreciate the analysis. hopefully someone is able to reattach her head onto a more nearly naked version.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:04 PM (rDidD)

520 505
500
y'all see the story on Drudge about the irs calling the obamacare tax a "shared responsibility payment?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 12:59 AM (rDidD)

WTF kind of news-speak propoganda bullshit is that?
Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 01:00 AM (buZ/ Hide posts from (buZ/



I believe that particular bit of Newspeak propaganda is what it's called in the 2500-page abomination sleazily passed by Congress.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:05 PM (T1005)

521 See You Next Tuesday: yes but, the beauty of "Son of God" is that it was produced OUTSIDE of the Hollywood system.

I for one think it's great that conservatives don't have to beg Stalinist moneybags like Harvey Weinstein to make our own movies anymore, only to get sucker punched in the end (see: Russell Crowe's upcoming "Noah"). Instead nowadays, we can just go around 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 09:06 PM (HVI5a)

522 Apparently some Bikram Yoga Guy is being sued in civil court for rape and sexual assault.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:06 PM (ABUkj)

523 519 Tell T I said Hi... she's wearing a vol football jersey and a smile besides, you've chatted with her before I've told you guys she lurks here

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:06 PM (At8tV)

524 No problem. No problem at all. Keep caving GOP see you in November. I hope to be in Barbados or maybe Bonn. Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 01:02 AM (TE35l) --I get it, sven. Fucking Juarez Mexico is looking better than 0bamerica right now.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 09:06 PM (X3GkB)

525 Better watch out man, there's a man eater around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 09:07 PM (kVfSG)

526 514 logprof: the Wolf of Wall Street meets the Lone Survivor. Make more sense now?? Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2014 01:03 AM (HVI5a) --Not at all. I saw the latter, but the names escape me.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 09:08 PM (X3GkB)

527 you've chatted with her before I've told you guys she lurks here Odds are I wasn't wearing pants.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:08 PM (ABUkj)

528 I hope to be in Barbados or maybe Bonn. Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 01:02 AM (TE35l) --I get it, sven. Fucking Juarez Mexico is looking better than 0bamerica right now. Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2014 01:06 AM (X3GkB) I still say we filibuster BelizeÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 09:09 PM (AymDN)

529 Looks like the tone provided by the other two sentences just whooshed right over your head. Looks like you mistakenly thought your comment was sarcasm.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 09:09 PM (X9Mnx)

530 Anybody here a fan of the 1974 Peckinpah flick "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia"??

Have heard good things and... bad things. Supposedly a limited-edition blu-ray is coming out of it this spring.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 09:09 PM (HVI5a)

531 --I get it, sven. Fucking Juarez Mexico is looking better than 0bamerica right now.

Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2014 01:06 AM (X3GkB)


The problem is, is that Mexico is really looking better than the US. So much so that we actually have more illegal aliens leaving the US than coming in since there has been such a downturn in work here.


Yet idiot Americans voted for more of the same.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:09 PM (buZ/8)

532 "Son of God is also good news. It's definitely an independent outsider film and from what I've read has basically succeeded despite not being part of any major studio's distribution scheme."

Er, is that not the one where the Devil has been conveniently edited out?

The Devil is, it has to be admitted, a pretty central character of the Bible as it has traditionally been known and taught.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 09:10 PM (gqT4g)

533 NWConservative: from what I keep reading, Mexico's middle class is actually growing for the first time in... well, *ever.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 09:10 PM (HVI5a)

534 Sven - I couldn't sleep so I fired up the iPad. Please take care of yourself. I am praying for you. Surely goodness and mercy will follow you all the days of your life, and you will dwell in the house of The Lord forever. We are just passing through, strangers in a strange land.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2014 09:10 PM (oMKp3)

535 Posted by: torquewrench at February 26, 2014 01:10 AM (gqT4g)

I'm sure, if it is the same series as on the history channel, it was because the actor playing the devil looks very much like Obama.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:12 PM (buZ/8)

536 torquewrench: it's your choice.

Roma Downey can produce your Christian movie, and the devil can get left on the cutting room floor.

Or Harvey Weinstein can produce your movie, and by the time he's done with it people will think that all Christians are Carrie White's mom, only with less good looks and personality, and that Islam is the wave of the future.

Which would you choose?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 09:12 PM (HVI5a)

537 Yay, Maet is stepping off ONT for the near future! Go ahead, step off, Maet. We don't need you, anyway. Instead, this site can generate its own time-stamp created template for an ONT. Something like: Every night, at 8:30pm, a default ONT goes up (defaults to 2 latest postings with most hits on each of Drudge, HotAir, and FOXNews), which of course nobody reads, and the moronic comments go live. Howzzat, hunh? Any voters for it out there? Totally doable.

Posted by: sp101 at February 25, 2014 09:13 PM (vlBpS)

538 Rosie O'D lurks at the HQ???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 09:14 PM (Eiwo7)

539 OK, time to insert a bit of levity into the proceedings -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-_m6EZ1SUk

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:14 PM (T1005)

540 538 Yay, Maet is stepping off ONT for the near future! Go ahead, step off, Maet. We don't need you, anyway. Instead, this site can generate its own time-stamp created template for an ONT.

Something like: Every night, at 8:30pm, a default ONT goes up (defaults to 2 latest postings with most hits on each of Drudge, HotAir, and FOXNews), which of course nobody reads, and the moronic comments go live.

Howzzat, hunh? Any voters for it out there? Totally doable.

Posted by: sp101 at February 26, 2014 01:13 AM (vlBpS)

 

Nah.  All we need is a fat guy, a picture of a can of soda, and a puppy.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 09:15 PM (LI48c)

541 First of all, I am shocked, shocked I tell you, at how many of you were aware of the bestiality farm thing. That story was almost 10 years old and yet it popped into so many minds almost immediately. Secondly, wasn't there a similar story in Canada, with pigs?? Thirdly, if the cows weren't in heat, they were uncomfortable and confused and probably stressed, regardless of the size of junebug's equipment. Fourthly, I kinda sympathize with Spike Lee. It's how I feel about all the Yankees who are destroying NC and other Southern states. Fifthly, IronGrampa and Black Orchid, please don't stay gone long! Sixthly, I have no trouble getting along with and tolerating people, but I'll be damned if I am voting for 'em. If I get fucked over, I'd much prefer it be a Dem doing it than someone I voted for. Seventhly, hello y'all! And good night.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:15 PM (Pfvig)

542 534 NWConservative: from what I keep reading, Mexico's middle class is actually growing for the first time in... well, *ever.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2014 01:10 AM (HVI5a)


Pretty much. The GOP and the Democrats are complete economic illiterates and are ramming our country and its middle class into the ground.


Which ironically, is getting illegal aliens, in the words of Romney, to self deport.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:15 PM (buZ/8)

543 cthulhu: not bad, but mine's better. :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOMX3deeW6Q

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2014 09:15 PM (HVI5a)

544 >>>I'm happy that Megyn Kelly just called SCOAMF a lawless president &'Holder told Attorneys General across the country today that they only have to enforce laws they believe are Constitutional!

We should start a write in petition to get rid of Holder because he sucks. He's just another Chicago thug, even if I am not sure if he is from Chicago.

Posted by: Carol at February 26, 2014 12:07 AM (z4WKX)<<<



I was watching that too. Seething. Because a thought popped into my head earlier today when I heard what he's been saying.

That piece of shit and his ilk are the kind that bend over backward to defend terrorists (with his old law firm), or murderers, or all kinds of the worst shit-stains that end up in court. Often they gravitate to these reprehensible people and are able to muster up vigorous, sometimes twisted defenses for their client. Amazingly!

So they'll say, and I realize, a lawyer doesn't necessarily condone or support a client's actions, and that even worst of the worst need representation. I get that. It is our system.

But then it becomes laughable for Steadman to claim that, for AGs, it's just peachy not to fight for a law that you personally think is indefensible. A law that was passed by a legislative body, or by a vote of the people, and becomes an AG's sworn duty to stand up for.

That's our system too, you chinless dickhead. If you don't like it, or it's too damn hard, then find another fucking job. 

Posted by: Hate Miser at February 25, 2014 09:16 PM (UIxS+)

545 MissTammy! Get your self back here immediately! Please.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:16 PM (rDidD)

546 Nah. All we need is a fat guy, a picture of a can of soda, and a puppy.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2014 01:15 AM (LI48c)


HAHAHAAHAA!!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:16 PM (buZ/8)

547 Oh, come on, Pixy.

Why are you hating on my spacing @545???

Posted by: Hate Miser at February 25, 2014 09:17 PM (UIxS+)

548 That cow was consexual.

Posted by: darryl crowe at February 25, 2014 09:17 PM (Eiwo7)

549 Secondly, wasn't there a similar story in Canada, with pigs??
Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 09:18 PM (Eiwo7)

550 It's a cold night for alligators.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2014 09:18 PM (kVfSG)

551 well ya know, a story about a guy breaking into a beastiality farm to steal services and getting a new asshole ripped, literally, by a a clydesdale, well stuff like that is gonna stick in your memory. like michelles inaugural gown

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:20 PM (rDidD)

552 496 I just love the passive-aggressive tone of Maet's collection of articles. Yes, of course, we're angry and unhinged. ------------------------------------------- Being angry and unhinged is something to be ashamed of, not proud of. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 12:57 AM ------------------------------------------------------ Can we compromise and agree you're half a rino, if that will keep you popular with whoever you're worried about? ---------------------------------------------------------------------

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 09:21 PM (DtNNC)

553 well ya know, a story about a guy breaking into a beastiality farm to steal services and getting a new asshole ripped, literally, by a a clydesdale, well stuff like that is gonna stick in your memory.

That'sa spicy meatball...........

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 25, 2014 09:21 PM (HVI5a)

554 Two men were seriously injured today, during what authorities say is a deviate, dangerous, and highly illegal sexual practice. Vito Bustone sustained second-degree burns to his face and scalp while Kiki Rodriguez, his partner, suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. The act that caused so much agony is known in the gay community as "felching". This involves the insertion of a cardboard tube into the rectum followed by the introduction of a rodent (usually a Gerbil), which is forced up the tube into the lower intestine. Problems started when Bustone could not retrieve the Gerbil from Rodriguez's anus. Rodriguez had orgasmed and demanded the removal of the rodent. Bustone however could not see up the tube. To help him see, he lit a match lighting intestinal gas tapped in the tube. The flame shot up the tube lighting the the fur of the Gerbil, and detonating a larger pocket of Gas behind the hapless animal. The ensuing explosion shot the flaming Gerbil down the pipeline into Bustone's face causing the burns. Sheriff Hugo Root told the Reporters "It serves ['em] right".

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:23 PM (rDidD)

555 Secondly, wasn't there a similar story in Canada, with pigs??

You didn't see nothin'. Now let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.

Posted by: Old MacDonald at February 25, 2014 09:23 PM (HVI5a)

556 Apparently some Bikram Yoga Guy is being sued in civil court for rape and sexual assault.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2014 01:06 AM (ABUkj)


Yeah, you really can't trust those yoga fuckers.

Posted by: Michael De Santa at February 25, 2014 09:23 PM (hO9ad)

557 who caes about yoga pants anyway, naked yoga is where it is at these days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:24 PM (rDidD)

558 You know, I'm not even angry now, I've stopped caring enough to be angry. C'est le vie, C'est le guerre People who no longer give a shit should be a huge concern, not those who are angry, for the latter has packed their bags, moved out and changed their cell phone number

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 09:25 PM (aTXUx)

559 Nah. All we need is a fat guy, a picture of a can of soda, and a puppy. Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2014 01:15 AM (LI48c) --Don't forget a liver.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 09:25 PM (X3GkB)

560 The ensuing explosion shot the flaming Gerbil down the pipeline into Bustone's face causing the burns. Sheriff Hugo Root told the Reporters "It serves ['em] right". Lemmiwinks!?

Posted by: Butters at February 25, 2014 09:25 PM (ABUkj)

561 478 Hollowpoint, No it involves amnesty, cutting veterans benefits, and being silent on executive order abuse defense cuts and a max the credit card economic agenda. That's "conservatism." Like I said good news for you and Rove cham I quit I will not get in the GOP steamroller's way but a few things: 1) you don't need my anger? Then how'sabout the GOP stop having Congressmen call me personally asking for 4 figure donations? 2) stop fundraising saying you know I hate a democrat agenda you won't stop...? at some point you've made enough detroits I used to care about stopping this now I just plan to watch the show. La Raza 2016- if you can't beat 'em use 'em.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 09:26 PM (TE35l)

562 yankeefifth: yuck. I HATE when that happens!!!1!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at February 25, 2014 09:26 PM (HVI5a)

563 who caes about yoga pants anyway, naked yoga is where it is at these days. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:24 AM (rDidD) Gerbil-free, though. One has to draw a line somewhere.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:26 PM (Pfvig)

564 Nah. All we need is a fat guy, a picture of a can of soda, and a puppy. Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2014 01:15 AM (LI48c) Don't forget the pointy elbows.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 09:26 PM (AymDN)

565 555 Sheriff Hugo Root told the Reporters "It serves ['em] right". Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:23 AM (rDidD) So the sheriff was prosecuted for hate speech, right?

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2014 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

566 Naked Yoga? Yikes.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:27 PM (ABUkj)

567 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:23 AM (rDidD) --Actually, that's not what "felching" is. And don't even look up "shrimping" unless you want to felch.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 09:28 PM (X3GkB)

568 565 Nah. All we need is a fat guy, a picture of a can of soda, and a puppy.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2014 01:15 AM (LI48c)


Don't forget the pointy elbows.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2014 01:26 AM (AymDN)

 

I said all we need, not what we want.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2014 09:28 PM (LI48c)

569 MissyTakmmy! you're back! where you been keepin' yo bad self anyway? is badself one word?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:28 PM (rDidD)

570 Two gays walk into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve Flaming Gerbils here!"

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 09:28 PM (Eiwo7)

571 567 That depends on who the participants are.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 09:29 PM (ojnk6)

572 The act that caused so much agony is known in the gay community as "felching". I don't exactly remember where I saw it or who posted it, but that term was used by a blogger with regard to Obama and one of his cult members.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 25, 2014 09:29 PM (AQTz3)

573 And don't even look up "shrimping" unless you want to felch. Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2014 oh, is that the story about whatshername and a lobster tail who fell over and hit her head on a loo?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:30 PM (rDidD)

574 Note the plea for support at the end of this video -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mybTArlsk -- they clearly need some improvement in their equipment budget.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:30 PM (T1005)

575 555 Two men were seriously injured today, during what authorities say is a deviate, dangerous, and highly illegal sexual practice. Vito Bustone sustained second-degree burns to his face and scalp while Kiki Rodriguez, his partner, suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

The act that caused so much agony is known in the gay community as "felching". This involves the insertion of a cardboard tube into the rectum followed by the introduction of a rodent (usually a Gerbil), which is forced up the tube into the lower intestine. Problems started when Bustone could not retrieve the Gerbil from Rodriguez's anus. Rodriguez had orgasmed and demanded the removal of the rodent. Bustone however could not see up the tube. To help him see, he lit a match lighting intestinal gas tapped in the tube. The flame shot up the tube lighting the the fur of the Gerbil, and detonating a larger pocket of Gas behind the hapless animal.

The ensuing explosion shot the flaming Gerbil down the pipeline into Bustone's face causing the burns. Sheriff Hugo Root told the Reporters "It serves ['em] right".

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:23 AM (rDidD)

 

Lemmiwinks!  Noooooo!

Posted by: Butters at February 25, 2014 09:30 PM (LI48c)

576 Can we compromise and agree you're half a rino, if that will keep you popular with whoever you're worried about? I care about preventing the GOP and conservative movement from reverting to the pre-Goldwater days of being infested by Birchers and other assorted angry, fringe cranks. Being popular on the Internet- not so much.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 09:31 PM (X9Mnx)

577 Being angry and unhinged is something to be ashamed of, not proud of. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 12:57 AM So all those insults you hurl at others is a comedy act?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 09:31 PM (aTXUx)

578 Shrimping makes Docking look like Knitting.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:31 PM (ABUkj)

579 My bad. The man I was thinking of didn't have sex with his pigs, he had sex with prostitutes, then killed them and fed them to the pigs. No mention of any gerbils. And I hate to think of what my pop-up ads are gonna look like after what I had to Google to get this information.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:31 PM (Pfvig)

580 oh, is that the story about whatshername and a lobster tail who fell over and hit her head on a loo? Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:30 AM (rDidD) --Don't know who that is, nor care to.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 09:31 PM (X3GkB)

581 And I hate to think of what my pop-up ads are gonna look like after what I had to Google to get this information. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, see if you recognize anyone from around here in the pop up ads.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:32 PM (rDidD)

582 The man I was thinking of didn't have sex with his pigs, he had sex with prostitutes, then killed them and fed them to the pigs. It's the circle of life, Simba.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:32 PM (ABUkj)

583 oh, is that the story about whatshername and a lobster tail who fell over and hit her head on a loo? Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:30 AM (rDidD) How do you even KNOW these things??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:33 PM (Pfvig)

584 577 So, a Boehner surrender monkey then?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 09:33 PM (ojnk6)

585 I care about preventing the GOP and conservative movement from reverting to the pre-Goldwater days of being infested by Birchers and other assorted angry, fringe cranks.

Where wanting a balanced budget or some defence of American culture=fringee crank.

Go ahead, let's see what your cowardice gets us. I can't wait for November to not do anything.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 25, 2014 09:33 PM (hO9ad)

586 garrett, lol! I don't know how I'd recognize anyone, yankeefifth; I don't even know their real names!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:34 PM (Pfvig)

587 Yes, Tammy, that was in rural British Columbia and most of the victims were Native Indian crack hos picked up in Vancouver so it was racism that the cops didn't catch him (and his partner/s) earlier.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 09:34 PM (Eiwo7)

588 How do you even KNOW these things?? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 1. I spend a lot of my time here 2. I live in nyc

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:34 PM (rDidD)

589 TAMMY!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:35 PM (T1005)

590 Whassup, Tammy? Where ya at, whatcha doin'?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:36 PM (T1005)

591 I care about preventing the GOP and conservative movement from reverting to the pre-Goldwater days of being infested by Birchers and other assorted angry, fringe cranks.

Being popular on the Internet- not so much.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 01:31 AM (X9Mnx)


OH NO. The pre-goldwater days!!!!! OH NOES!!!1!!1!!!


Like in those days when the Democrats were busy re-segregating the military, showing live viewings of a birth of a nation in the white house, putting people in jail for sedition, packing the supreme court, dangerously expanding the commerce clause, and being general racists.


Yeah Calvin Coolidge and Harding were TEH DEBIL!!1!!1!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:36 PM (buZ/8)

592 - Naked Yoga? ---------------------------------------------------------------- You know people WALK on that carpet, don't you?

Posted by: more worried about those walking on the carpet than those rubbing their taints on it at February 25, 2014 09:37 PM (DtNNC)

593 I don't know how I'd recognize anyone, yankeefifth; I don't even know their real names! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February yeah, yeah, well if you ever made time to swing by a ny moron meeting you would find I am incapable of swigging scotch and not introducing myself by my street name.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:37 PM (rDidD)

594 So all those insults you hurl at others is a comedy act? They're cold, detached statements of indisputable scientific fact.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 09:37 PM (X9Mnx)

595 Andy, yes, I remember it was BC, and that the poor ladies were mostly Native. Hookers are kind of throwaway people, regardless of their race. It's very sad.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:37 PM (Pfvig)

596 How do you even KNOW these things?? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February and I am frequently bored a tears by my job.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:38 PM (rDidD)

597 528 Odds are I wasn't wearing pants I can guarantee she wasnt

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:38 PM (At8tV)

598 596 Hookers are kind of throwaway people perfect waste of a good white girl

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:39 PM (At8tV)

599 Where wanting a balanced budget or some defence of American culture=fringee crank.

Go ahead, let's see what your cowardice gets us. I can't wait for November to not do anything.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 26, 2014 01:33 AM (hO9ad)


Calm down. You're being hysterical. You are going to vote for the GOP and you are going to LIKE it when they rubber stamp everything Obama wants because SHUT UP.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:39 PM (buZ/8)

600 yeah, yeah, well if you ever made time to swing by a ny moron meeting you would find I am incapable of swigging scotch and not introducing myself by my street name. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:37 AM (rDidD) I believe the scotch part, but I have no doubt you still used a fake name! cthulu! Ain't up to much, I'm afraid. How are you and your BH?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:39 PM (Pfvig)

601 "Well I have one of both so to me a Gibson hollow-body stratocaster would be Teh Awesome. If it existed." Well, I thought that I had seen the epitome of bragging, way back, when Clark Kent told me he could jump over that building, but no! Not until just now!!

Posted by: and irresolute at February 25, 2014 09:40 PM (RqHWH)

602 602 a Gibson hollow-body stratocaster would be Teh Awesome. ~~~le' sigh~~~

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:41 PM (At8tV)

603 I hear joanne nosuchinskywhatshername is an escort in the evening and you can get a date for $500. I am joshing, I never heard anything regarding joanne nosuchinskywhatshername, but she is dating bill.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:41 PM (rDidD)

604 Go ahead, let's see what your cowardice gets us. I can't wait for November to not do anything. Don't forget to smugly pat yourself on the back while posting a self-congratulatory play by play afterwards. Oh, who an I kidding. Of course you wouldn't forget something as important as that.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 09:42 PM (X9Mnx)

605 Calm down. You're being hysterical. You are going to vote for the GOP and you are going to LIKE it when they rubber stamp everything Obama wants because SHUT UP. Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 01:39 AM (buZ/ Exactly. And racism! All y'all angry, fringy, racist H8TRZ!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:43 PM (Pfvig)

606 595 So all those insults you hurl at others is a comedy act?

They're cold, detached statements of indisputable scientific fact.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 01:37 AM (X9Mnx)


Right.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:43 PM (buZ/8)

607 "Well I have one of both so to me a Gibson hollow-body stratocaster would be Teh Awesome. If it existed."




There are no words. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2014 09:44 PM (FMbng)

608 MissTammy, how are you doin? Are you in nc?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:44 PM (rDidD)

609 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:41 AM (rDidD) You have totally and absolutely lost me. But I admit it's better than fleching gerbils.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:44 PM (Pfvig)

610 So all those insults you hurl at others is a comedy act? They're cold, detached statements of indisputable scientific fact. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 01:37 AM (X9Mnx) Comedy act it is then. A big hand for Hollowpoint the Insult Comic ladies and gentlemen, and don't forget to tip your waitresses!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 09:44 PM (aTXUx)

611 Ahh, but the Birchers that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist, and I'd have produced that key if the Birchers hadn't have pulled the GOP out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow TEA Partiers...

Posted by: capt. h.p. queeg at February 25, 2014 09:44 PM (Eiwo7)

612 I'm going to just sneak some more G&S in -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNiINaTPakg

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:44 PM (T1005)

613 They can't all be Charvels, Joe. BTW - What Island are you on?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:45 PM (0JDCW)

614 Exactly. And racism! All y'all angry, fringy, racist H8TRZ!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:43 AM (Pfvig)


PEOPLE ARE GETTING WOUND UP AGAIN!!


HOLLOWPOINT HELP!


There is ANOTHER racist, theocrat, bircher here!! They are EVERYWHERE!!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:45 PM (buZ/8)

615 Hollowpoint, If right now the GOP had the power to do whatever you want them to do, what would it be?

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2014 09:45 PM (AO9UG)

616 Still in Arkansas at the moment. Headed back to NC this weekend, I think. Why, I have no idea. Hey Berz!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:46 PM (Pfvig)

617 You have totally and absolutely lost me. But I admit it's better than fleching gerbils. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26 she is a girl on redeye. I am not making stuff up about her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:46 PM (rDidD)

618 605 As you smugly pat yourselfon the back for electing a Dem Congress and Hillary with your tried and true tactics? You are freaking unhinged.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 09:46 PM (ojnk6)

619 601 yeah, yeah, well if you ever made time to swing by a ny moron meeting you would find I am incapable of swigging scotch and not introducing myself by my street name.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:37 AM (rDidD)



I believe the scotch part, but I have no doubt you still used a fake name!

cthulu! Ain't up to much, I'm afraid. How are you and your BH? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:39 AM (Pfvig) Hide posts from (Pfvig)



We're doin' ok -- we'll be in the area at the end of next month, just booked the tix.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:46 PM (T1005)

620 well ya know, a story about a guy breaking into a beastiality farm to steal services and getting a new asshole ripped, literally, by a a clydesdale, well stuff like that is gonna stick in your memory.

like michelles inaugural gown

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:20 AM (rDidD)

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Oh great, now there's a picture I didn't need stuck in my head.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Michelle Obama in her innaugural night gown.... (shudders)

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2014 09:47 PM (KlVdw)

621 Hey Berz!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:46 AM (Pfvig)


Hey!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2014 09:47 PM (FMbng)

622 A big hand for Hollowpoint the Insult Comic ladies and gentlemen, and don't forget to tip your waitresses!

A big hand is too much effort for his kind.

I can only spare a finger.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 25, 2014 09:47 PM (hO9ad)

623 till in Arkansas at the moment. Headed back to NC this weekend, I think. Why, I have no idea. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February It is hard keeping track of where you are and what you are doing. how are you doing, are you well? you are sorely missed

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:48 PM (rDidD)

624 559 KbDaBear, Yup, I don't give a shit. The GOP should quit while they are ahead I may vote for them by reflex. It's a 25 year habit after all. They keep reminding me I am not donating I may move on to plan B this year instead of 2016. I apologize for being angry in the ONT, I screwed up and posted at a stop a few times and let slip my visit to the doctor and worried a few of you. It was most likely a muscle sheath tear and possible hernia from how wound up I was in road rage at the idiot who mised me by a half foot not me dying or anything. Won't happen too often again I promise. I need the break, the GOP says it is me not them.... Whatever, my wife's career is being held hostage by Obama and Hagle. I need to shut the fuck up and let the geniuses who can't attack Obama on nuking the military while literally at the same time braying austerity is over drive the car. For what it's worth I am ready to embrace dismantling the US military without cutting a dime in civil service or entitlements.... Retards shouldn't have nukes or vatrier air wings and Ba rawn ko has got electrolytes. Y'all be safe and enjoy the ride.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 09:48 PM (TE35l)

625 541 Nah. All we need is a fat guy, a picture of a can of soda, and a puppy.

Don't forget Naked Testicle Spiderman.

http://minx.cc/?post=134980

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2014 09:48 PM (U82Km)

626 617 Still in Arkansas at the moment. Headed back to NC this weekend, I think. Why, I have no idea.

Hey Berz! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:46 AM (Pfvig) Hide posts from (Pfvig)



Why go to NC, or why still in Arkansas? And what of Thor?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:49 PM (T1005)

627 619 605
As you smugly pat yourselfon the back for electing a Dem Congress and Hillary with your tried and true tactics? You are freaking unhinged.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 26, 2014 01:46 AM (ojnk6)


Well if you stupid knuckledragging birchers just got out of the way, John McCain and his team of the GOP Super Best Friends would have won it all!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:49 PM (buZ/8)

628 There is ANOTHER racist, theocrat, bircher here!! They are EVERYWHERE!! Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 01:45 AM (buZ/ You forgot global warming denier, damn it! These racist, theocrat, bircher, denialist, Gaia raping, PIV loving sumbitches are TAKING OVER!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:49 PM (Pfvig)

629 And, whoops -- we'll be in NC at the end of next month.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:49 PM (T1005)

630 This ONT shall henceforth be known as  The Fiery Ass Gerbil ONT.

Posted by: booger at February 25, 2014 09:50 PM (xRDdL)

631 614 They can't all be Charvels, Joe. of course not there's also ESP M-1s and Kramer pacers but that's about it Oahu, right in the middle of Waikiki to be exact

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:50 PM (At8tV)

632 MissTammy is booking tickets? huh? I always assumed she flew private.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:50 PM (rDidD)

633 628 LOL.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 09:50 PM (ojnk6)

634 uh, gaia knows no means yes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:51 PM (rDidD)

635 So, being reincarnated as a gerbil may not be optimal.

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2014 09:51 PM (AO9UG)

636 625  Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 01:48 AM (TE35l) Hide posts from (TE35l)



We've been worried about you!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:52 PM (T1005)

637 You forgot global warming denier, damn it!

These racist, theocrat, bircher, denialist, Gaia raping, PIV loving sumbitches are TAKING OVER!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:49 AM (Pfvig)


Nice. You are more fluent in leftist-speak than me. You did forget to add in heteronormative though!

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 09:52 PM (buZ/8)

638 Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 01:49 AM (T1005) Why go to NC, where Thor be, since he doesn't seem to notice where I am at any given point anyway, while my mama is getting frailer by the minute.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:52 PM (Pfvig)

639 So, being reincarnated as a gerbil may not be optimal. Posted by: eman at February 26, 2014 its gonna be a hell of a story and a wild ride.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:52 PM (rDidD)

640 Does a felching gerbil shove a grasshopper up its ass?

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2014 09:53 PM (AO9UG)

641 640 being reincarnated as a gerbil may not be optimal. unless hanging out in Richard gere's ass is a great time....no

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:53 PM (At8tV)

642 looks like we're rooting for linda although she won't make the final three I miss tatu baby

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:54 PM (At8tV)

643 639 Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 01:49 AM (T1005)

Why go to NC, where Thor be, since he doesn't seem to notice where I am at any given point anyway, while my mama is getting frailer by the minute.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:52 AM (Pfvig) Hide posts from (Pfvig)



I'm so sorry, Tammy.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 09:54 PM (T1005)

644 I remember reading about that gerbil ass canon a few years ago. I laughed for fucking days. In a world of darwin awards that was the fucking oscar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2014 09:54 PM (FMbng)

645 532 NWConservative, I've lived within spitting distance of ChewDad Juarez.... In 15 years it will look better than Detroit and Dayton Ohio. Thanks brand "d".., Again I am pastcaring....congrats Hollowpoint your divine mission to keep the GOP clean has worked. This gun's retired. Night y'all.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 09:54 PM (TE35l)

646 640 being reincarnated as a gerbil may not be optimal. unless 'shanging out in Richard gere's ass is a great time....no Posted by: navycopjoe at February 26 seriously, nothing smaller than a gopher is gonna stay in gere's ass.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:55 PM (rDidD)

647 We don't serve Grasshoppers here either. We're out of crème de menthe.

Posted by: a bartender at February 25, 2014 09:55 PM (Eiwo7)

648 Oahu, right in the middle of Waikiki to be exact Thinking about a trip out there to do some mountain biking.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:55 PM (0JDCW)

649 night sven good to see you made it

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:55 PM (At8tV)

650 If right now the GOP had the power to do whatever you want them to do, what would it be? That list is far longer than I'm willing to type on a tablet while finishing my fourth Jameson. For starters- party discipline. Applied to the likes of John McCain AND Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 09:55 PM (X9Mnx)

651 You did forget to add in heteronormative though! Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 01:52 AM (buZ/ Sadly, I have yet to figure out exactly what that means. Or cisgendered. Or transgendered, for that matter, because WTF? In my day you had your trannies and your crossdressers and your drag drag queens. They knew who they were, and they were proud of it. There was none of this "cis" shit. Seriously, WTF? I don't get it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:56 PM (Pfvig)

652 So Hollowpoint, when the GOP primary boils down to Chris Christie and Jeb Bush, which of these two is less Bircher/fringe-crank-like? (and why?)

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 09:56 PM (DtNNC)

653 649 as much as it'd be cool to meet you for biking, maui or the big island would be the best choices by far

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:56 PM (At8tV)

654

Calm down. You're being hysterical. You are going to vote for the GOP and you are going to LIKE it

 

I actually get this feeling every year.  Nothing like standing in a voting booth and realizing that whether I vote for him or not, Boehner will be my congress critter again.

Posted by: PMRich at February 25, 2014 09:57 PM (KDUNf)

655 651 If right now the GOP had the power to do whatever you want them to do, what would it be? That list is far longer than I'm willing to type on a tablet while finishing my fourth Jameson. For starters- party discipline. Applied to the likes of John McCain AND Ted Cruz. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 01:55 AM (X9Mnx) Come on, one or two more, please.

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2014 09:57 PM (AO9UG)

656 oh shit one gay guy and looks like he's gone in week one

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:57 PM (At8tV)

657 someone is ignoring MissTammy? huh. and here I run barking and slobbering every time she strokes a key around here and she hardly ever comes by.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:58 PM (rDidD)

658 646 Be well Sven. Please do take some time off and get yourself right. Be well, please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 09:58 PM (ojnk6)

659 I was planning on riding 2-3 islands.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:58 PM (0JDCW)

660 ...and doing some fishing.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 09:58 PM (0JDCW)

661 gay guy makes it in!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:58 PM (At8tV)

662 one nasty vengeful little gerbil that was.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 09:59 PM (rDidD)

663 oh no, black dude goes home that's a droning

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 09:59 PM (At8tV)

664 I always assumed she flew private. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:50 AM (rDidD) She drives her truck. Why you hiding my posts, cthulu?? And no worries, I have a cousin here who keeps an eye on her. Thor will hopefully come to his senses in a few years. He's contracted for 5, with some options of leaving early under certain circumstances.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 09:59 PM (Pfvig)

665 Wait a second.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:00 PM (T1005)

666 661 fishing you want to do here

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:00 PM (At8tV)

667 538 Yay, Maet is stepping off ONT for the near future! Go ahead, step off, Maet. We don't need you, anyway. Instead, this site can generate its own time-stamp created template for an ONT.

Something like: Every night, at 8:30pm, a default ONT goes up (defaults to 2 latest postings with most hits on each of Drudge, HotAir, and FOXNews), which of course nobody reads, and the moronic comments go live.

Howzzat, hunh? Any voters for it out there? Totally doable.

Posted by: sp101 at February 26, 2014 01:13 AM (vlBpS)


Challenge accepted?

You don't know how tempted I am.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 10:00 PM (XkotV)

668 I've lived within spitting distance of ChewDad Juarez.... In 15 years it will look better than Detroit and Dayton Ohio. Thanks brand "d".., Again I am pastcaring....congrats Hollowpoint your divine mission to keep the GOP clean has worked. This gun's retired. Night y'all. Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 01:54 AM (TE35l) --15 years? Try five. At least Juarez is unabashedly Luanda, instead of Prentendamerica like Detroit or Oakland or Brooklyn.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 10:01 PM (X3GkB)

669 We offered the GOP world order!!!
But now I grow fatigued, Captain.

Posted by: h.p. khan at February 25, 2014 10:01 PM (Eiwo7)

670 668 ignore the heathen maet, the rest of us appreciate what you do here although you should do a 'why Chicago is the best place on earth' theme

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:01 PM (At8tV)

671 Don't do it Maet, please! Ignore him!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:01 PM (Pfvig)

672 These racist, theocrat, bircher, denialist, Gaia raping, PIV loving sumbitches are TAKING OVER! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:49 AM (Pfvig) Nice. You are more fluent in leftist-speak than me. You did forget to add in heteronormative though! Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 01:52 AM (buZ/ You forgot "cis-gendered"

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2014 10:01 PM (AymDN)

673 Wow. Party discipline.

Aim high, hollowhead, aim high.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 25, 2014 10:02 PM (hO9ad)

674 I hate, in my anger, to disagree with my betters, but anger does have it's place. It is fuel. It can save us. It could also cripple us and make us vulnerable to our enemies. What a hard and bad choice to have to make. Hurry, Jesus, come swiftly. "Anger is one of the ways God protects us. Anger is, in fact, a God-given experience. We have been given a divine emotional signal in our heads that tells us when we are getting too near the edge. Like semaphore lights at a dangerous train crossing, anger tells us to pay careful attention." PAUL MEIER & ROBERT L. WISE, Love Is a Choice

Posted by: and irresolute at February 25, 2014 10:02 PM (RqHWH)

675 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:58 AM (rDidD) You're pretty scarce yourself! And now I know why..... you're too busy hunting down sordid stories.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:03 PM (Pfvig)

676 Well if you stupid knuckledragging birchers just got out of the way, John McCain and his team of the GOP Super Best Friends would have won it all! Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 01:49 AM (buZ/ My plan would have worked if not for those meddling wacko birds!

Posted by: Mr McCain at February 25, 2014 10:04 PM (aTXUx)

677 this chick on tattoo nightmares is hawt

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:04 PM (At8tV)

678 So Hollowpoint, when the GOP primary boils down to Chris Christie and Jeb Bush, which of these two is less Bircher/fringe-crank-like? (and why?) It won't.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 10:04 PM (X9Mnx)

679 Much love for Maet and his brand of ONT. I don't want to revisit the ONTs of Genghis or god forbid, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:05 PM (0JDCW)

680 You're pretty scarce yourself! And now I know why..... you're tooy busy hunting down sordid stories. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February I have been here a lot lately, looking for you young lady. And I am not out looking for stories I am out making 'em. you would be surprised how hard it is to invent novel forms a depravity these days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 10:05 PM (rDidD)

681 I had forgotten all about Genghis.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:05 PM (Pfvig)

682 637 cthulu, and I am flattered and honored no sarcasm. I meant what I typed while calming down Friday though. I am letting go, this is killing me and I have come to accept I am doomed to lose. It's okay. I'm learning Spanish.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 10:06 PM (TE35l)

683 this chick on tattoo nightmares is hawt Posted by: navycopjoe at February 26 is she the one with the anal tattoos?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 10:06 PM (rDidD)

684 616 Hollowpoint, If right now the GOP had the power to do whatever you want them to do, what would it be? Posted by: eman at February 26, 2014 01:45 AM ---------------------------------------------------------------- It would NOT be to find out who's been buggering those cows. THAT'S for sure.

Posted by: hollerpoint's bovine-seeking missile at February 25, 2014 10:06 PM (DtNNC)

685 668 Please do NOT acept, this one Maet. On behalf of the Horde, and all....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 10:06 PM (ojnk6)

686 What's up with the dude with a Tramp Stamp?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:07 PM (0JDCW)

687 "Hola, Sven! Como estas?"

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:08 PM (0JDCW)

688 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 02:05 AM (rDidD) I don't think there are any novel forms of depravity. Pretty sure there are no depths left to sink to and haven't been for millenniums. The most you can hope for is variations on a theme.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:08 PM (Pfvig)

689 665 I always assumed she flew private.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 01:50 AM (rDidD)



She drives her truck.


Why you hiding my posts, cthulu?? And no worries, I have a cousin here who keeps an eye on her. Thor will hopefully come to his senses in a few years. He's contracted for 5, with some options of leaving early under certain circumstances. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:59 AM (Pfvig) Hide posts from (Pfvig)



I've got to fix that damned script.....I'm not hiding your posts, or I couldn't quote them -- I've got an add-in that I got from Merovign that allows me to ignore people by hash. I've used it three times -- one, the guy got banned, the second I have no regrets and have no idea what happened, and the third I rescinded because I was having a passive-aggressive hissy fit.


I'm more concerned, however, about you and Thor. I can understand him signing on to a five-year plan and all that, but doesn't he get weekends or vacay? I thought that part of your difficulties with the arrangement was that you'd be expected to entertain.....but you're describing something more remote.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:08 PM (T1005)

690 You know, this Sunday Book Thread sure seems a lot like an ONT.

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2014 10:09 PM (AO9UG)

691 679 So Hollowpoint, when the GOP primary boils down to Chris Christie and Jeb Bush, which of these two is less Bircher/fringe-crank-like? (and why?)

It won't.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 02:04 AM (X9Mnx)


Oh man, I wait with baited breath for more of your cold, detached statements of indisputable scientific fact.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 10:09 PM (buZ/8)

692 What's up with the dude with a Tramp Stamp?
It points to his hollow point. Duh!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 10:09 PM (Eiwo7)

693 Wow. Party discipline. Aim high, hollowhead, aim high. I guess I'm just not brave, courageous and principled enough to selflessly and proudly do nothing. Thank God you've got that covered for us.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 10:09 PM (X9Mnx)

694 I don't want to revisit the ONTs of Genghis or god forbid, Ace. Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2014 02:05 AM (0JDCW) I fear that not even the sloth could save us from another Ace ONTÂ…

Posted by: The Sloth's Hat at February 25, 2014 10:09 PM (AymDN)

695 fyi, I am guessing I will never have a girlfriend with a "yankeefifth" tramp stamp, maybe "y5."

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 10:10 PM (rDidD)

696 You don't know how tempted I am. Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:00 AM (XkotV) Don't ya lissen to him Maet, that's his likker talkin'

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 25, 2014 10:10 PM (aTXUx)

697 668 538 Yay, Maet is stepping off ONT for the near future! Go ahead, step off, Maet. We don't need you, anyway. Instead, this site can generate its own time-stamp created template for an ONT.

Something like: Every night, at 8:30pm, a default ONT goes up (defaults to 2 latest postings with most hits on each of Drudge, HotAir, and FOXNews), which of course nobody reads, and the moronic comments go live.

Howzzat, hunh? Any voters for it out there? Totally doable.

Posted by: sp101 at February 26, 2014 01:13 AM (vlBpS)


Challenge accepted?

You don't know how tempted I am.
Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:00 AM (XkotV) Hide posts from (XkotV)



Don't tell the other cobs, but you're the undisputed king of "Bringing It" to the ONT.....and don't think it isn't appreciated.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:10 PM (T1005)

698 Night all. Here is "Battery" by pre-sellout Metallica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m99ybtk4QNs

Posted by: \m/ The Politial Hat \m/ at February 25, 2014 10:11 PM (AymDN)

699 679 So Hollowpoint, when the GOP primary boils down to Chris Christie and Jeb Bush, which of these two is less Bircher/fringe-crank-like? (and why?) ------------------------------------------- It won't. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 02:04 AM -------------------------------------------- And which of these two are you more disappointed not to be able to vote for?

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 10:11 PM (DtNNC)

700
Sadly, I have yet to figure out exactly what that means. Or cisgendered. Or transgendered, for that matter, because WTF?

In my day you had your trannies and your crossdressers and your drag drag queens. They knew who they were, and they were proud of it. There was none of this "cis" shit.

Seriously, WTF? I don't get it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 01:56 AM (Pfvig)

You got to keep the ball rolling. Once they were "accepted," you aim higher.

You forgot "cis-gendered"

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2014 02:01 AM (AymDN)

I screwed up, I know! Tammy already pointed it out.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 10:11 PM (buZ/8)

701 Oh man, I wait with baited breath for more of your cold, detached statements of indisputable scientific fact. You're welcome!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 10:12 PM (X9Mnx)

702 I'd be happy to step up and post ONTs . . . but they'll mostly be dusty history links of shit that happened at least 100 years ago.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2014 10:12 PM (X3GkB)

703 Thanks Maet, goodnight all.  "See" you pretend internet friends tomorrow.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 25, 2014 10:13 PM (XbMaT)

704 Tammy I didn't realize things were that bad. Prayers sent.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 10:13 PM (TE35l)

705 683 637 cthulu,

and I am flattered and honored no sarcasm.

I meant what I typed while calming down Friday though.

I am letting go, this is killing me and I have come to accept I am doomed to lose.

It's okay.

I'm learning Spanish. Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 02:06 AM (TE35l) Hide posts from (TE35l)



Que pasa, amigo?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:13 PM (T1005)

706 I saw Mætenloch open for Malor in Boston back in '92. Well, my friends tell me I was there, but I can't remember jack shit.

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2014 10:14 PM (AO9UG)

707 any of y'all ever have any experience trying to email someone raveling in china - hong kong and mainland - trying to receive and send email? we have someone over there and it is nearly impossible to readh him. either he is having problems with the great firewall or he is on a bender in a whorehouse, or both.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 10:14 PM (rDidD)

708 Haha. Tattoo Nightmares.

Ever see the episode where some douchey club promoter (or dj or something) needed a pretty large cover up on his ass?

The chick tattoo artist walks in and starts laughing as the big guy is finishing the cover up... which was a pirate. Not a well thought out plan.

Now the d-bag has a butt pirate on him for life. Heh.

Posted by: Hate Miser at February 25, 2014 10:15 PM (UIxS+)

709 Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 02:08 AM (T1005) Oh, I'm glad I'm not on your shit list! Yea, the entertaining thing didn't happen because he's a consultant, so I did avoid that nightmare. But he is just absorbed 24/7. I have never seen anything like it. I'm glad he's happy, if he is in fact happy, but I'm just getting number by the week, ya know? Which is MUCH worse than being mad, because it means I am close to not caring. I can't even enjoy the very real financial benefits. I just don't give a shit. Okay, done whining!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:15 PM (Pfvig)

710 And which of these two are you more disappointed not to be able to vote for? I won't be disappointed, because Fred Thompson is going to win.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 10:16 PM (X9Mnx)

711 Thank you sven and ditto. Please take care of yourself!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:16 PM (Pfvig)

712 Hi everybody. I'm sick as a dog and some kind of high as a kite. Beats me. I haven't been high on drugs in decades and I know drunk, and this isn't them. I've been sick for five days, spending most of my time in bed. Ain't the flu fun? Tonight I finally felt better, and stir crazy, I went out and had 2 beers at the pub in about 2 hours, not even close to drunk. I came home and I'm cold, so cold, so I've built a fire in the fireplace. It's so warm. Now I'm sitting here reading the ONT and for some reason I'm pleasantly dizzy and spiny. I don't have much of a fever (98.9). My sinuses are stuffed to the gills, and everything is tingly. Know what this is like? This is like drunk the first time, a teenager when three beers would do the job. I wouldn't be surprised if hallucinations started next. Look! A pink unicorn! (Kidding). I'm not tired, I've slept more than the dead lately. I don't know what to do. Probably some incredibly complicated task that I'll fail at ( relax, no power tools). Know what this reminds me of? One time, years and years ago, I was drunker than God when he realized that he'd created Democrats. I had a computer chess game that I played all the time and never, never beat. (I like chess, but I'm nothing more than a dabbler. I play with my 9 year old. It's incredibly cool to watch him learn to think ahead and ponder moves and traps. He's learning by leaps and bounds. Last week, I almost lost. I thought he had me, he got my queen and methodically cleared the board as I was playing suicide chess in defense. He had me, but he made one tiny mistake and I slipped my last pawn to his home row. With my queen back I won. He even recognized it and tipped over his king (where did he learn that?). I tell you, he had me. 9 years old and Maybe a dozen games between us and he had me. I couldn't have been more proud if he'd won the Navy Cross.) anyhow, I'd never beaten this chess game. One night, as I said, drunker than a lord, I scorched it. I really wish I knew how I did that. So, this is rambling, isn't it? A wall of text ( god how that term pisses me off, I'm so careful when I write), but here, deserved. I think I'll just sit and spin and enjoy the lights. Hopefully soon I can sleep. Wheeeee!

Posted by: Weirddave at February 25, 2014 10:16 PM (N/cFh)

713 "any of y'all ever have any experience trying to email someone raveling in china - hong kong and mainland - trying to receive and send email? we have someone over there and it is nearly impossible to readh him. either he is having problems with the great firewall or he is on a bender in a whorehouse, or both."

It's the Great Firewall.

The PRC authorities have it dialed down tighter than a constipated mouse's bunghole at the moment. Inbound and outbound.

Blame Ukraine. The Chicom apparatchiks DO NOT WANT anyone looking at a popular street uprising ousting an authoritarian government, and possibly becoming inspired. That's the biggest nightmare for the PRC government.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 10:18 PM (gqT4g)

714 706 cthulu, I have GM workers in my family a few generations back. I may do the reverse flow Amigo Grande thing and go live in a socialist shithole with a growing economy rather than this insane asylum amigo.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 10:18 PM (TE35l)

715 I guess I'm just not brave, courageous and principled enough to selflessly and proudly do nothing.

Thank God you've got that covered for us.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 02:09 AM (X9Mnx)


That is, of course the point, though you apparently lack the inellect to recognize it. Your big GOP plan is to do nothing. Stand up for nothing. Promise nothing. Suggest nothing.


I'm just doing my part to contribute to your well-thought out strategy of doing nothing by not voting.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 25, 2014 10:19 PM (hO9ad)

716 Mætenloch, didn't know you were a rino. Don't care. Your ont's kick ass, even if you're trying to sap my pure (purity) life-essence.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 10:19 PM (DtNNC)

717 OMG, y'all are killing me tonight. I needed the laughs, thank you! Maet, seriously, you cannot leave us to the tender mercies of ace and logprof or even a fat guy and a can of...gerbils, was it?? Please don't...please!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:19 PM (Pfvig)

718 I don't want to revisit the ONTs of Genghis or god forbid, Ace. Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2014 02:05 AM (0JDCW) Hey, Genghis had some legendary ONTs As for Ace's gig, think "Star Wars Christmas Special"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 10:19 PM (aTXUx)

719 The PRC authorities have it dialed down tighter than a constipated mouse's bunghole at the moment. Inbound and outbound. Blame Ukraine. The Chicom apparatchiks DO NOT WANT anyone looking at a popular street uprising ousting an authoritarian government, and possibly becoming inspired. That's the biggest nightmare for the PRC government. Posted by: torquewrench at February 26 hey, now I feel smart, that was what I suggested earlier in a meeting. lousy commies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 10:20 PM (rDidD)

720 710 Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 02:08 AM (T1005)

Oh, I'm glad I'm not on your shit list!

Yea, the entertaining thing didn't happen because he's a consultant, so I did avoid that nightmare. But he is just absorbed 24/7. I have never seen anything like it.

I'm glad he's happy, if he is in fact happy, but I'm just getting number by the week, ya know? Which is MUCH worse than being mad, because it means I am close to not caring. I can't even enjoy the very real financial benefits. I just don't give a shit.

Okay, done whining!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 02:15 AM (Pfvig) Hide posts from (Pfvig)



Oh, Tammy -- doesn't he ever come up for air? And you should come sit with us more often. We'll tell you funny stories and jokes and care for you and help you pass the time.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:20 PM (T1005)

721 711 And which of these two are you more disappointed not to be able to vote for?

I won't be disappointed, because Fred Thompson is going to win.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 02:16 AM (X9Mnx)


Wait, isn't Fred Thompson too bircher/unhinged for you?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 10:20 PM (buZ/8)

722 711 And which of these two are you more disappointed not to be able to vote for? I won't be disappointed, because Fred Thompson is going to win. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 02:16 AM ----------------------------------------------------------------- Thank God. We finally agree.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 10:22 PM (DtNNC)

723 Klavan: Barack Obama is one of the most destructive presidents this country has ever seen, but a talented politician. Not really. It's quite simple to be a talented politician when almost every encounter with the media is a recreation of the Nativity. If stopping him in his tracks requires stomaching some RINO's here and there, it seems a no brainer: It must be done. Yes.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 25, 2014 10:23 PM (dx64j)

724 and Maet my "unconservative anger" at The RINO all-stars wasn't ever a volley at you. No matter how silent I get I lurk. You've always been a fave of wife and mine. Keep on plugging.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 10:23 PM (TE35l)

725 That is, of course the point, though you apparently lack the inellect to recognize it. Your big GOP plan is to do nothing. Stand up for nothing. Promise nothing. Suggest nothing.
I'm just doing my part to contribute to your well-thought out strategy of doing nothing by not voting.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 26, 2014 02:19 AM (hO9ad)


Hollowpoint's Three Phase Plan:

Phase 1 arty Discipline

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: ?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 10:23 PM (buZ/8)

726 see y'all later, have to go walk my methlab and do a some dog chores. night everyone, especially MissTammy

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 10:24 PM (rDidD)

727 I've got to fix that damned script.....I'm not hiding your posts, or I couldn't quote them -- I've got an add-in that I got from Merovign that allows me to ignore people by hash. Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 02:08 AM (T1005) Badonkadonk (T1005) I changed mine to say Badonkadonk instead, as you can say above - or I can just eliminate it entirely and then you can just click on the highlighted hash instead. I can e-mail you the update. Still haven't solved the update issue (not sure it's possible without adding new post number logic).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 25, 2014 10:24 PM (qyfb5)

728 Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:00 AM (XkotV)
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Don't tell the other cobs, but you're the undisputed king of "Bringing It" to the ONT.....and don't think it isn't appreciated.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 02:10 AM (T1005)


And your appreciation is very much appreciated.

I can't remember if I mentioned this but last week I was talking with the other cobs and estimated that I was now up to around my 1350th ONT. And I've never ever missed a regularly scheduled ONT to date. Not once.

And that there is pretty damn consistent OCD right there my friends. I expect the rewards and fame to start pouring in any moment. Any moment now. Real soon now.

Oh and why are you hiding my comments Cthu?!?





(I keed, I keed).

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 10:24 PM (XkotV)

729 I do love me some Fred Thompson. cthulu, I mainly can't stay up late anymore. I had some Redbull tonight, so I am managing better! Back when I was in my ONT prime, I was on massive doses of Prednisone and not sleeping for days. My normal way of being in the world is up at dawn and back to bed when it gets dark.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:24 PM (Pfvig)

730 722 Mostly too tired and lazy, IMO.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 10:24 PM (ojnk6)

731 >>>Genghis had some legendary ONTs Genghis is like the Kenny Banya of the ONT. The rooms were good.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:24 PM (0JDCW)

732 713 Hi everybody. I'm sick as a dog and some kind of high as a kite. Beats me. I haven't been high on drugs in decades and I know drunk, and this isn't them. I've been sick for five days, spending most of my time in bed. Ain't the flu fun? Tonight I finally felt better, and stir crazy, I went out and had 2 beers at the pub in about 2 hours, not even close to drunk. I came home and I'm cold, so cold, so I've built a fire in the fireplace. It's so warm. Now I'm sitting here reading the ONT and for some reason I'm pleasantly dizzy and spiny. I don't have much of a fever (98.9). My sinuses are stuffed to the gills, and everything is tingly. Know what this is like? This is like drunk the first time, a teenager when three beers would do the job. I wouldn't be surprised if hallucinations started next. Look! A pink unicorn! (Kidding). I'm not tired, I've slept more than the dead lately. I don't know what to do. Probably some incredibly complicated task that I'll fail at ( relax, no power tools). Know what this reminds me of? One time, years and years ago, I was drunker than God when he realized that he'd created Democrats. I had a computer chess game that I played all the time and never, never beat. (I like chess, but I'm nothing more than a dabbler. I play with my 9 year old. It's incredibly cool to watch him learn to think ahead and ponder moves and traps. He's learning by leaps and bounds. Last week, I almost lost. I thought he had me, he got my queen and methodically cleared the board as I was playing suicide chess in defense. He had me, but he made one tiny mistake and I slipped my last pawn to his home row. With my queen back I won. He even recognized it and tipped over his king (where did he learn that?). I tell you, he had me. 9 years old and Maybe a dozen games between us and he had me. I couldn't have been more proud if he'd won the Navy Cross.) anyhow, I'd never beaten this chess game. One night, as I said, drunker than a lord, I scorched it. I really wish I knew how I did that.

So, this is rambling, isn't it? A wall of text ( god how that term pisses me off, I'm so careful when I write), but here, deserved. I think I'll just sit and spin and enjoy the lights. Hopefully soon I can sleep. Wheeeee! Posted by: Weirddave at February 26, 2014 02:16 AM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh)



I distinctly remember fevers of, like, 104 as a kid (pronounced "precocious little brat") that I shrugged off -- but I got a 102 fever when I was 40 and got totally looped. Things hit you differently as you age.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:24 PM (T1005)

733 Hollowpoint's Three Phase Plan:
Phase 1arty DisciplinePhase 2: ?Phase 3: ?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 02:23 AM (buZ/


HAHAHA!

Love the formatting! Its almost as bad as Hollowpoint's reasoning!


Phase 1 - Party Discipline


Phase 2 - ?


Phase 3 - ?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 10:24 PM (buZ/8)

734 If I ever did an ONT, it would be cars, boobehs, and your team sucks. I would last oh .. maybe half a night "Now that guy got FIRED!!"

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 10:25 PM (aTXUx)

735 ummmm tramp stamp?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:25 PM (At8tV)

736 ok, now good night everyone, especially MissTammy

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 10:25 PM (rDidD)

737 Night yankee! Sleep well and pat the methlab for me!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:25 PM (Pfvig)

738 andnow

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2014 10:26 PM (rDidD)

739 tramp stamp? How funny is that shit?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:26 PM (0JDCW)

740 They should call it Round-tine.

Posted by: Banya at February 25, 2014 10:26 PM (DtNNC)

741 Oh and why are you hiding my comments Cthu?!? (I keed, I keed). Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:24 AM (XkotV) Now that hurt! You seriously aren't leaving us, right? Who will warn me when my filters fail??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:27 PM (Pfvig)

742 And that there is pretty damn consistent OCD right there my friends. I expect the rewards and fame to start pouring in any moment. Any moment now. Real soon now. Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:24 AM (XkotV) Can you do color coded maps and pie charts?

Posted by: The Federalist at February 25, 2014 10:27 PM (aTXUx)

743 Maet deserves to be paid. By someone other than me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 25, 2014 10:28 PM (qyfb5)

744 Yea Cthulhu, but it's not a fever. Maybe it's a tuhmoor.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 25, 2014 10:28 PM (N/cFh)

745 And hi, Tammy, whom I thought had left!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 25, 2014 10:28 PM (qyfb5)

746 Teh Fred? There ain't enough caffeine and meth to keep him awake.

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2014 10:28 PM (AO9UG)

747 Greetings and genuflections, Dark Lord!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:29 PM (Pfvig)

748 Party Unity? Must be an election in a few months. Lets see if I have this straight. If a gopE gets the nomination I am supposed to for for that person. If a purists or Tea Partier gets the nomination I am supposed to vote for the donkrat?

Posted by: GMB who remembers back when..... at February 25, 2014 10:29 PM (nkPV9)

749 The Brunette is cute.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:29 PM (0JDCW)

750 740 How funny is that shit? nck: daddy, if you love me you'll get a tramp stamp me: guess I don't love you after all

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:30 PM (At8tV)

751 Can you do color coded maps and pie charts?


Posted by: The Federalist at February 26, 2014 02:27 AM (aTXUx)


Well....I am willing to learn. And what are your policies on margins?

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 10:30 PM (XkotV)

752 Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:24 AM (XkotV) If I were human, I believe my reply would be .. "Go .. to .. Hell" If I were human

Posted by: Capt Spock at February 25, 2014 10:30 PM (aTXUx)

753 If I did the ONT, there would be more baseball and less cow rape. And LOTS more linebackers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:31 PM (Pfvig)

754 Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 02:24 AM (buZ/

I'm sure it will all come together once he figures out where the underpants gnomes fit in.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 25, 2014 10:31 PM (hO9ad)

755 nck: daddy, if you love me you'll get a tramp stamp Clark Cub Tramp Stamp

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:32 PM (0JDCW)

756 20mm ammo was used on British fighter aircraft in WWII, no?

Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2014 10:32 PM (AW7Gr)

757 756 Clark Cub Tramp Stamp must.... not..... google.... image.....

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:33 PM (At8tV)

758 - 744 Maet deserves to be paid. By someone other than me. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 26, 2014 02:28 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm willing to skip my regular deposit.

Posted by: guy desperately searching for a sperm bank at February 25, 2014 10:33 PM (DtNNC)

759 749 That seems to be the currently popular view.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 10:34 PM (ojnk6)

760 Well....I am willing to learn. And what are your policies on margins? Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:30 AM (XkotV) We have a comprehensive policy of uniform margins that enable a world class client based relationship We'll be interviewing several candidates and will be making our decision by the end of the week. Thank you for coming in

Posted by: The Federalist at February 25, 2014 10:34 PM (aTXUx)

761 758 oh thank god no hits on bing

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:34 PM (At8tV)

762 755 Posted by: NWConservative at February 26, 2014 02:24 AM (buZ/

I'm sure it will all come together once he figures out where the underpants gnomes fit in.

Posted by: Methos just doesn't give a crap anymore at February 26, 2014 02:31 AM (hO9ad)


I am dying to wait what other revelations He will reveal to Us.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 10:36 PM (buZ/8)

763 730 I do love me some Fred Thompson.

cthulu, I mainly can't stay up late anymore. I had some Redbull tonight, so I am managing better!

Back when I was in my ONT prime, I was on massive doses of Prednisone and not sleeping for days. My normal way of being in the world is up at dawn and back to bed when it gets dark. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 02:24 AM (Pfvig) Hide posts from (Pfvig)



I'm going to be doing some aggressive "training" so that I can function on East Coast time by the time I fly out there, so even I'll be sparse on ONT's for the next month-and-a-half, but do stay connected. We've been missing you and frettin' about you being ok and worried about Thor and your mom. Seriously, even if you show up midday and say, "the worst thing in my life right now is the toilet got backed up," it'd be a relief to everyone who knows you.....people start fearing the very worst when things get too quiet.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:36 PM (T1005)

764 Area woman will marry her bicycle;


Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2014 11:49 PM (WlWt+)

Just wait until it starts two-wheeling her!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2014 10:37 PM (pFqpP)

765 Maet deserves to be paid. Maet, you can have my entire ampersand quota for the next 6 months.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 10:39 PM (0JDCW)

766 Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 02:36 AM (T1005) Ah, shucks...thank you! Duly noted. Sounds like you have the same strong circadian rhythm as me. I am dreading Daylight Savings Time. Good night, er, morning everyone! Thanks for a fun evening!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 25, 2014 10:39 PM (Pfvig)

767 765 Area woman will marry her bicycle;



Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2014 11:49 PM (WlWt+)


Just wait until it starts two-wheeling her!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2014 02:37 AM (pFqpP)


LOL. Reminds me of the man who had sex with 1000 cars. Very weird.


Night all. Got to go make money for my lib boss tomorrow.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 25, 2014 10:39 PM (buZ/8)

768 717 Mætenloch, didn't know you were a rino. Don't care. Your ont's kick ass, even if you're trying to sap my pure (purity) life-essence.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2014 02:19 AM (DtNNC)


The sad thing is that I'm too fed up with the RINOs to be allowed into the Realz RINO R Teh ROCKR cocktail mixers but don't hate them enough to get to sit at the Totes Tea Party Purity Kool Kidz Klub table. :-(

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 10:39 PM (XkotV)

769 Jack Antonoff wears Wonder Bread wrapper shirts. That is all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 25, 2014 10:39 PM (Sow0v)

770 757 20mm ammo was used on British fighter aircraft in WWII, no? Posted by: navybrat at February 26, 2014 02:32 AM (AW7Gr) Some Marks of the Spitfire and the Hawker Typhoon, I believe. Also, on late war US Navy F4U-4C Corsairs.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 25, 2014 10:41 PM (dx64j)

771 769 717 Mætenloch, didn't know you were a rino. Don't care. Your ont's kick ass, even if you're trying to sap my pure (purity) life-essence.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2014 02:19 AM (DtNNC)


The sad thing is that I'm too fed up with the RINOs to be allowed into the Realz RINO R Teh ROCKR cocktail mixers but don't hate them enough to get to sit at the Totes Tea Party Purity Kool Kidz Klub table. :-(
Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:39 AM (XkotV) Hide posts from (XkotV)



That's ok, come sit with us.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:42 PM (T1005)

772 That's ok, come sit with us.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 02:42 AM (T1005)


Hey wait...isn't this the Group W bench?

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 10:43 PM (XkotV)

773 773 That's ok, come sit with us.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 02:42 AM (T1005)


Hey wait...isn't this the Group W bench?
Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 02:43 AM (XkotV) Hide posts from (XkotV)



It's the ONT -- you know, the Short Blog.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:44 PM (T1005)

774 769 This dump needs a "like" button.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 10:46 PM (ojnk6)

775 769 Maet, I think it's hilarious people forget how hard I carried the GOP's water RINOs and all here and elsewhere for how many years? I had it in hard for the Luap Nor Konscience Kult IIRC? The thing is the McCain gang wants power for power not to do anything. I saw that movie in 2001-2007 and I am not buying tickets for a remake. I am getting better Maet, and I am okay present malady from this last week excepted. Monty was right, I was wrong we *are* doomed. There is no political solution we are all Detroit now. I miss my old lucid posts to him, and frankly I am thinking I will be a lot happier once I care about America as much as Obama and the democrats do.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 10:47 PM (TE35l)

776 You're NOT of The Body!!!

Posted by: Purity Kool Kidz Klub at February 25, 2014 10:47 PM (aTXUx)

777 748 Greetings and genuflections, Dark Lord! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 26, 2014 02:29 AM (Pfvig) Badonkadonk (Pfvig) Now, you see, this is the kind of response I just don't see in The Real World. The Real World is simply not as nice as the ONT. (Looks back at flame wars). Okay, maybe not *better than* the ONT.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 25, 2014 10:49 PM (qyfb5)

778 sorry all but the fact is there is only one non-RINO on this entire site and that's me

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 25, 2014 10:49 PM (At8tV)

779 Monty was right, I was wrong we *are* doomed. Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 02:47 AM (TE35l) Mathematics is the common language of The Universe But for some reason Washington cannot translate it

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2014 10:51 PM (aTXUx)

780 I was to understand that there would be no math on this ONT.

Posted by: Tim Geithner at February 25, 2014 10:52 PM (0JDCW)

781 This dump needs a "like" button. Like what?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 25, 2014 10:53 PM (AQTz3)

782 I know jobs is 3 letter word. What else do I need?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2014 10:54 PM (UIxS+)

783 Come to the Dark Side, Maet

Posted by: Darth Vader, True Conservative at February 25, 2014 10:56 PM (aTXUx)

784 776 769 Maet,

I think it's hilarious people forget how hard I carried the GOP's water RINOs and all here and elsewhere for how many years?

I had it in hard for the Luap Nor Konscience Kult IIRC?

The thing is the McCain gang wants power for power not to do anything.

I saw that movie in 2001-2007 and I am not buying tickets for a remake.


I am getting better Maet, and I am okay present malady from this last week excepted.

Monty was right, I was wrong we *are* doomed.

There is no political solution we are all Detroit now.

I miss my old lucid posts to him, and frankly I am thinking I will be a lot happier once I care about America as much as Obama and the democrats do. Posted by: sven10077 at February 26, 2014 02:47 AM (TE35l) Hide posts from (TE35l)



Get past the current malady, Sven. That should be priority #1. Then start thinking outside the box -- article V convention, repudiate the national debt, that sort of thing. The flagrant lawlessness of the last five years have left us with trendlines heading toward oblivion, sure.....but there will be a tipping point. It'll involve death, destruction, blood, and sacrifice -- but it will happen. And when it does, Progressive politics will lie on the ash-heap of history.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 10:56 PM (T1005)

785 Mathematics is the common language of The Universe But for some reason Washington cannot translate it It's because the voters who put them in Washington don't want them to. Including many self-described "conservatives"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 10:57 PM (X9Mnx)

786 If stopping him in his tracks requires stomaching some RINO's here and there, it seems a no brainer: It must be done.

This and all them other purdy words don't change the fact that it is too late mate. TFG killed the country it just hasn't fallen over yet.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at February 25, 2014 11:01 PM (DL2i+)

787 "Maet, you can have my entire ampersand quota for the next 6 months."

::: sniff :::

I have my great-grandfather's ampersands. Treasured family heirlooms.

In a polished brass case. That 19th century fine workmanship.

I thought I'd keep them to pass them down. But if it's in a good cause... I suppose I could be convinced to let them go.

::: tears up :::

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 11:03 PM (gqT4g)

788 Secondly, wasn't there a similar story in Canada, with pigs??

Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2014 01:18 AM (Eiwo7)


Perhaps she is thinking of serial killer Willie Pickton using his hogs as the evidence disposal crew?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2014 11:03 PM (pFqpP)

789 779 sorry all but the fact is there is only one non-RINO on this entire site and that's me Posted by: navycopjoe at February 26, 2014 02:49 AM (At8tV) Hide posts from (At8tV)



Wait, aren't you one of those splitters in the Nationalist People's Front of Judea? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrDVsprWRCQ

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 11:03 PM (T1005)

790 786 We're about to fix that. Get ready,, RINO POS.,

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 11:05 PM (ojnk6)

791 This ampersand was your father's ampersand...

Posted by: Christopher Walken at February 25, 2014 11:08 PM (0JDCW)

792 This and all them other purdy words don't change the fact that it is too late mate. TFG killed the country it just hasn't fallen over yet. No, TFG is just one tooth of a gear that's been slowly turning longer than any of us has been alive. If anyone built the machine, it was Woodrow Wilson. Hell. Obama isn't even a footnote compared to FDR.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 11:08 PM (X9Mnx)

793 Kentucky politics confound many outsiders due to extremely different regional cultures. Although conservative, we have an old coal-mining, union community in eastern Kentucky (think west va) and our largest population area in Louisville in the NW is tilted left, with a large hard-left voting block. Then you have hard-right in the outer counties and central a Kentucky. My point being that traditionally, successful senatorial candidates have to position themselves straddling both camps as centralists to win. One reason why we end up with bland pragmatists in Congress. Rand Paul has been a rare exception to that dynamic. The other dynamic are our hereditary political families with their legacy of corrupt politics as usual. Alice Lundergan Grimes, his democratic opponent was hatched in that polluted environment. Those families have spent the last century selling off Kentucky's resources to the highest out-of-state bidders, and enriching themselves in the process. The graft, nepotism and bribery is continual. Which is why many large industries such as the racing and horse sales do not pay taxes, and factories using our raw materials are located out of state. That's Ms. Lundergan's "politicsl hack" heritage. Yes, I despise these bloated state government parasites who never did anything to recruit industries to help eastern kentuckians in particular. At least, Ace saved us from the demented clutches of Ashley Judd. I owe you for putting a spotlight on that disaster in the making. Thank you Ace, my gratitude, I won't forget.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at February 25, 2014 11:12 PM (OU1Hh)

794 793 Finally,, a point of agreement.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 25, 2014 11:20 PM (ojnk6)

795 793 This and all them other purdy words don't change the fact that it is too late mate. TFG killed the country it just hasn't fallen over yet.

No, TFG is just one tooth of a gear that's been slowly turning longer than any of us has been alive.

If anyone built the machine, it was Woodrow Wilson. Hell. Obama isn't even a footnote compared to FDR. Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 03:08 AM (X9Mnx) Hide posts from (X9Mnx)



Obama is the poison fruit from a poison tree.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 11:22 PM (T1005)

796 so once again I am reminded that the only way to get the change I want is to have no change at all.


I may as well try to have a meaningful conversation with Major Major Major.  I should have flown with Orr.

Posted by: jc at February 25, 2014 11:24 PM (PlzOe)

797 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LFujE3Y-ZI

Posted by: jc at February 25, 2014 11:30 PM (PlzOe)

798 "At least, Ace saved us from the demented clutches of Ashley Judd. I owe you for putting a spotlight on that disaster in the making. Thank you Ace, my gratitude, I won't forget."

My face is not puffy. Ace said it was. It is NOT!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at February 25, 2014 11:31 PM (gqT4g)

799 "Help the Bombardier!"

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 11:31 PM (0JDCW)

800 The flagrant lawlessness of the last five years have left us with trendlines heading toward oblivion, sure.....but there will be a tipping point. It'll involve death, destruction, blood, and sacrifice -- but it will happen. And when it does, Progressive politics will lie on the ash-heap of history. Posted by: cthulhu So, while we wait, it's important that we elect Republicans! Don't mind me, cthulhu, just gallows humor.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 25, 2014 11:36 PM (1Y+hH)

801 "Obama is the poison fruit from a poison tree."

Grown in salted earth, irrigated with toxic waste, fertilized with syphilitic shit, the leaves sprayed down with the purest essence of corruption and waste.

Bon appetit!

However, other nations have had to choke down even worse, and later successfully vomited the whole mess back up, and eventually returned to a semblance of good health.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 11:38 PM (gqT4g)

802 so once again I am reminded that the only way to get the change I want is to have no change at all. Quite the opposite. Change requires winning elections. Winning elections requires the will of the people- a majority of them. Changing the will of the people is a gradual process that no politician or party can immediately complete. Want change? You first have to understand and appreciate the mob before you can win them over.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 11:40 PM (X9Mnx)

803 "Change requires winning elections." This is your main problem. Change for the better requires much more than winning elections.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 25, 2014 11:42 PM (1Y+hH)

804 797 so once again I am reminded that the only way to get the change I want is to have no change at all.

Not sure where people are getting this from. Apparently applying any strategery or risk/reward assessment at all = doing nothing.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 11:42 PM (XkotV)

805 Finally,, a point of agreement. Problem is, it's only on the possible cause. The solution is certainly not going to be more of the same shit that's given us the current disgusting GOP establishment. Whoever wants to go that route again is certainly free to do so, but they go on their own.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 25, 2014 11:45 PM (AQTz3)

806 Change for the better requires much more than winning elections. More than winning elections, yes. But it's still necessary.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 11:46 PM (X9Mnx)

807 805 797 so once again I am reminded that the only way to get the change I want is to have no change at all.

Not sure where people are getting this from. Apparently applying any strategery or risk/reward assessment at all = doing nothing.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 26, 2014 03:42 AM (XkotV)


====

repeating the same behavior while expecting new results.

Posted by: jc at February 25, 2014 11:46 PM (PlzOe)

808 801 The flagrant lawlessness of the last five years have left us with trendlines heading toward oblivion, sure.....but there will be a tipping point. It'll involve death, destruction, blood, and sacrifice -- but it will happen. And when it does, Progressive politics will lie on the ash-heap of history.
Posted by: cthulhu


So, while we wait, it's important that we elect Republicans!

Don't mind me, cthulhu, just gallows humor. Posted by: Meremortal at February 26, 2014 03:36 AM (1Y+hH) Hide posts from (1Y+hH)



You little know.



In the 2012 election, I went full-on activist. I donated money and time, I walked my precinct, I delivered a bunch of refreshments to the local party headquarters. In return, I've been put on every sucker list imaginable. I have stacks of unopened mail asking for yet more money whose postage alone dwarfs the amount I contributed.



Think of that. I donated money to get specific candidates elected -- some were, some weren't -- but more money than I kicked in has been spent to try to get me to give yet more.



And while doing so, the establishment Republicans have shat on everything I hold dear, time and time again. They've played along with Dems and fought Cruz, Paul, and Lee -- and pandered to the loathsome press.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 11:51 PM (T1005)

809 ====repeating the same behavior while expecting new results.

Posted by: jc at February 26, 2014 03:46 AM (PlzOe)


Supporting some 'Tea Party' candidates and not necessarily certain other ones = the same behavior? O-kay.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 25, 2014 11:51 PM (XkotV)

810 So, is this place any happier than it was a couple hours ago?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 25, 2014 11:52 PM (RhmeP)

811 ====repeating the same behavior while expecting new results. New results are easy. Optimal results are not.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 11:53 PM (X9Mnx)

812 784 Come to the Dark Side, Maet Posted by: Darth Vader, True Conservative at February 26, 2014 02:56 AM (aTXUx) Badonkadonk (aTXUx) I see you browse when you're on the night shift, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 25, 2014 11:54 PM (qyfb5)

813 811 So, is this place any happier than it was a couple hours ago? Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 03:52 AM (RhmeP) Hide posts from (RhmeP)



I've been trying to post amusing videos, but it's well after my bedtime and I'm still doing cranky.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2014 11:55 PM (T1005)

814 It certainly wasn't you I was referring to, brother. I have just gotten to the point where I don't want to see the arguing & negative crap. I disappeared for a while on purpose. It seems to be getting uglier than usual around here lately - maybe it's just me?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 12:00 AM (RhmeP)

815 I don't grant my vote to anyone undeserving. It isn't a mechanic, it is an ethical decision. Who I give my vote to is important. I will not corrupt or pollute my vote by giving it to Enemies of the Constitution. That is an ugly thing and I would rather not vote at all than to besmirch my vote with a politician who is scum. I do not vote in strategic ways - I vote as an ethical exercise. My vote is a sacred thing - my family bled for my franchise. Some murdered by communists, some murdered by national socialists - all sacrificed for my vote. I don't throw my vote out to filth like McCain. He is an enemy of the Constitution. Same can be said for many other politicians. I do not vote for them because it is like rubbing my face into a bag of feces. You go right ahead and vote for untrustworthy, machine politicians in some sort of strategy. I understand your vote is a mechanical thing. It isn't for me.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 26, 2014 12:03 AM (uoGv/)

816 "In the 2012 election, I went full-on activist. I donated money and time, I walked my precinct, I delivered a bunch of refreshments to the local party headquarters. In return, I've been put on every sucker list imaginable. I have stacks of unopened mail asking for yet more money whose postage alone dwarfs the amount I contributed."

Aha! Our master plan is succeeding!

According to our finely calibrated calculations, by the 2048 election cycle, we will have recaptured the Senate. And by then, ORCA will finally have been debugged. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, defeatists.

Posted by: The GOP Consultantocracy at February 26, 2014 12:03 AM (gqT4g)

817 I have just gotten to the point where I don't want to see the arguing & negative crap. Without arguing and porn. what's the point of the Internet?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 12:04 AM (X9Mnx)

818 More G+S -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13OomJ1Ap0s

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 12:05 AM (T1005)

819 why does anyone care what anyonw says about your state, city, whatever? as long as it is not iowa it is all nonsense.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2014 12:13 AM (rDidD)



*shoots Y5 a "significant look"*



I went out for primers today for .223 and a rifle followed me home. I think I'll keep it.



Whazzap roonz and roonettez???

Posted by: GGE of the Formerly Iowan Horde at February 26, 2014 12:13 AM (yh0zB)

820 So, is this place any happier than it was a couple hours ago?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 03:52 AM (RhmeP)



I'm pretty happy right now, but I just got here. How are you?

Posted by: GGE of the Formerly Iowan Horde at February 26, 2014 12:16 AM (yh0zB)

821 I went out for primers today for .223 and a rifle followed me home. I think I'll keep it. Cocktease. What did you get?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 12:17 AM (X9Mnx)

822 Here's a song for you:


http://youtu.be/Vab5GT1pd1k

Posted by: GGE of the Formerly Iowan Horde at February 26, 2014 12:22 AM (yh0zB)

823 What did you get?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 04:17 AM (X9Mnx)



I was looking for an inexpensive deer rifle that I could go to the store and get ammo for (as opposed to the Arisaka, which I have to handload for, or the Mosin, which I have to mail order for), but I wasn't really gun shopping today. I saw a Mossberg 100ATR in 30-06 for less than 3 bills and had to pick it up. With a Redfield scope it came out to right at 500 USD.

Posted by: GGE of the Formerly Iowan Horde at February 26, 2014 12:24 AM (yh0zB)

824 Just because you have an "R" after your name, doesn't make you a Conservative. And if you do have an "R", but aren't a Conservative, it's time for you to go. There are plenty of Conservative "R's" waiting in the wings.

Posted by: cormac_mcroadie at February 26, 2014 12:24 AM (iFOMM)

825 Even more G+S -- this is my favorite G+S, performed by the local troupe I've seen do so many productions....and scheduling conflicts had us missing it.



Ordinarily, I'd be sitting in the first row, right over the conductor's right shoulder, during at least one of the performances.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6708hpjItMc

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2014 12:25 AM (T1005)

826 All things considered, I'm pretty good these days, GGE. Thanks for asking. Hope you and yours are doing well. One of these days, we'll have to get that SoVa/NC meet up together... Working tonight, I assume?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 12:26 AM (mwg7N)

827 Working tonight, I assume?

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 04:26 AM (mwg7N)



Not tonight. I work Fri-Mon nights. Yeah, weekends, but it works well while Sis is going through her radiation treatments (breast cancer, I f'n hate all sorts of cancer but this one is at least more survivable than the other sorts). She keeps Youngest Son for me while I am working.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 26, 2014 12:28 AM (yh0zB)

828 I wasn't really gun shopping today. I saw a Mossberg 100ATR in 30-06 for less than 3 bills and had to pick it up. With a Redfield scope it came out to right at 500 USD. Half my guns are in my possession from not really gun shopping that day.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 12:30 AM (X9Mnx)

829 Half my guns are in my possession from not really gun shopping that day.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 26, 2014 04:30 AM (X9Mnx)



The last two I went out specifically to buy them. This one, like I said I was eyeballing several of the more inexpensive offerings from Savage, Marlin and Ruger when this one kind of jumped out at me. Not intending to buy today (hunting season is a ways off yet) but I did intend to get something other than VMBARs that I have to get specialty ammo for before then.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 26, 2014 12:34 AM (yh0zB)

830 Fine, let's break it down: Position A: Support these Moderate Republicans to defeat Obama. The quest for perfect political purity is self-defeating. Position B: These Moderate Republicans side with Obama on substantive issues, like legalizing 11 million undocumented Democrats. They want to keep Obamacare (modify it, but keep it). The quest to keep pro-illegal, pro-Obamacare Republicans is self-defeating. "Should this tax be 2.75% or 3.05%?" That's an issue Republicans can reasonably disagree about. "Let's legalize 11 million criminal Democrat voters" is an issue of substance. It lays the groundwork for generations of Conservative defeats... and Democrats know it. Pro-illegals is not a reasonable position. It's f*cking suicide. Remind me again why it's important to vote for pro-suicide Republicans who want to keep Obamacare, in order to defeat Obamacare?

Posted by: cormac_mcroadie at February 26, 2014 12:39 AM (iFOMM)

831 823 Here's a song for you: ______ That actually wasn't too bad. I'll have to remember it for next time I see the kids (IF). I'm not really a Pharrell fan, but did you know that he comes from right here in my backyard? Va. Beach native. Years ago, I did some work at the local studio he used to record at. He even did a song with MJ ther at one time.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 12:53 AM (mwg7N)

832 That actually wasn't too bad. I'll have to remember it for next time I see the kids (IF).
I'm not really a Pharrell fan, but did you know that he comes from right here in my backyard? Va. Beach native. Years ago, I did some work at the local studio he used to record at. He even did a song with MJ ther at one time.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 04:53 AM (mwg7N)



Did not know that. I'm familiar with VaBch, spent some time there at NAS in an earlier life. I know the song from Despicable Me 2 (I have a 2 yr old grandson who lives with me. Well, his parents live with me, too. I say that I live with my kids, but I usually leave out the fact that it's my house. I find it funnier that way. Yeah, I know, I really need to get out more...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 26, 2014 01:07 AM (yh0zB)

833 Yeah, I remember when we first talked that you mentioned you had spent time a NAS. Were you a pilot? I forget. I know a lot of the Morons spent time here in Norfolk & VAB... I never served, but ended up here because of Dad. Yep, another Navy Brat. I was actually born at Gitmo. Back when it was actually a base.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 01:30 AM (mwg7N)

834 That Klaven article is the same tired nonsense. Akin was a TEA party candidate? Really? Why no mention loser GOP darlings like Carly Fiorina or Linda 'vote Obama' McMahon? Or the biggest loser of all, Mitt Romney? You GOP guys suck at winning elections.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 26, 2014 01:59 AM (gvWL9)

835 On this day 26th Feb 1975, Pc Stephen Andrew Tibble QPM was shot dead by Liam Quinn, an American member of the Provisional IRA.. They convicted the guy, he was sentenced to 35 years, and served only 11. The young police officer had seen Quinn acting suspiciously earlier at the scene where a bomb making factory wss discovered and attempted to detain him.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 26, 2014 02:14 AM (6Nj7A)

836 Come near to God and God will come near to you. James: 4:8a Drawing closer to someone you can't see, touch or hear in a physical sense is naturally going to be e bit different than any other relationship we've ever experienced. That's why God gives us guidelines on how we can know him better The promise is that if we embrace God more closely he'll do the same for you. James offers two rules in allowing God's spirit to work within us whether we've tried to follow God for years or have only just begun to feel an interest in knowing God more intimately. At the core these rules are not all that different from from how you build a relationship with anyone you love. First, we chose to do the right thing. When we love others, we honor them by treating them the way they deserve. We make sure our actions reflect the sincerity of our love. Secondly we also ned to maintain a right attitude with right actions. When we chose to follow god we make a U-turn from following the way much of the world lives. Returning to a mindset of greed, lust and pride-intead of one based on generosity, love and humility-is like focusing on an old abusive relationship when we are involved in a new healthy one. It's barrier towards moving forward.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 02:19 AM (XyM/Y)

837 There was something I found mildly disturbing today but it took me a few hours to realize why it bothered me. I'd gone to Walmart to pick my prescription renewal. I parked at the end of the building nearest the pharmacy section and expected to use the entrance there. Instead there was a sign indicating the entrance was closed at 6 PM and the other two entrances should be used. This was a new development for that location, at least as far as I could recall. But why did it bother me so much?

Then it came to me. They've reduced personnel level in the evening and can no longer properly monitor that entrance for shrinkage, much as the supermarkets do typically around 9 PM. But the supermarkets have done that for a very long time, at least back to the early 90s. To see Walmart cutting back that way says something.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 26, 2014 02:25 AM (bPxS6)

838 Today's beautfiul hymn, "It is well with my soul". I'd include more about the history but I have a cat siting on my lap listening to hymns and it makes it hard to type: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPPSG_SpojY

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 02:32 AM (XyM/Y)

839 Anger is the Devil.

Posted by: Mi nombre es C. Mc Morris-Rogers y me gusta pene. at February 26, 2014 02:46 AM (Cs2tJ)

840 Were you a pilot? I forget. I know a lot of the Morons spent time here in Norfolk & VAB... I never served, but ended up here because of Dad. Yep, another Navy Brat. I was actually born at Gitmo. Back when it was actually a base.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 26, 2014 05:30 AM (mwg7N)



Oops, sorry, off surfing the web. Not a pilot, a maintainer, first on Tomcats (86-90) then Hornets (2000-05).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 26, 2014 03:05 AM (yh0zB)

841 You don't have to vote to get what you want. Pray to God for good things and they will happen. That feeling you get when you vote for those squishy RINOs is God's way of expressing his disappointment in your level of faith.

Posted by: Huggy at February 26, 2014 03:13 AM (VctSv)

842 I don't know that I agree with that-that if you pray to God good things will happen. What good things are you referring to? That God will bring us back to where the country was in the 1950's- quite prosperous and generally churchgoing with pretty traditional morals? It isn't going to happen. Maybe God doesn't want it to happen because God is judging us. God is neither a Republican or a Democrat and is perhaps not really interested in whether he vote for RINOS or Conservatives but more interested in the renovation of our entire lives. The feeling that you get when you vote for RINOS probably has nothing to do with faith in God as the feeling you get when you don't vote for RINOS isn't about faith in God. It's about our feelings. Thank God is here whether we vote for RIONOS or not I have to say the whole God will "give you good things" sounds like Joel Osteen. God-at least in my particular Christian understanding-is that God wants us to be priests who minister under him. God wants us to submit our lives entirely to His control. God wants us to be formed into the image of Christ which involves suffering."Take up your cross and follow me." Being formed into the image of Christ means saying "Thy will be done, not mine." That doesn't mean that God won't give us the fruit of the Spirit (Galatians 5) but I would like to my faith to be more about what goodies I get from God. I have a problem with name it and claim it/prosperity preachers-not that's what you're endorsing. I'm just making a point. As Saint Ignatius of Loyola says and which I find a radical, wonderful prayer of faith: "Take, O Lord, and receive my entire liberty, my memory, my understanding. my entire will. All that I am and that I possess you have given me. I surrender it all to you to be disposed of according to Your will. Give me only your love and your grace; with these I will be reach enough and I will desire nothing more."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 03:55 AM (XyM/Y)

843 Whoops. Meant that I would like my faith to be than just about what goodies I get from God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 03:59 AM (XyM/Y)

844 These arguments put forth by Matenloch all make sense to a point, but only to a point.

If the GOP had some level of credibility, then yes, the argument that we "can't be purists" makes perfect sense.  You can't let the perfect be the enemy of the good and all of that.  Politics is about what is possible, etc. You have to learn to compromise.  Blah, blah.

Sure, that is all true. To a point.  If the GOP really was working as best it could against difficult political winds to a) reduce spending; b) not pass amnesty; c) repeal Obamacare; d) reduce the size of the federal gov't; e) reform entitlements; f) eliminate some entitlements or other programs - well then the above points make perfect sense.  All intelligent people realize you can't have everything and you particularly can't have everything in politics.  And, most conservatives recognize that the the U.S. electorate isn't ready for full-on 100% red-blooded conservatism immediately.  That is all true.

But, you need a base-line of credibility before you tell people "trust us, we're doing the best we can" in the face of actions that are the opposite of what you promised us you would do.

You can't always tell us that we have to suck it up and support the GOP no matter what when the GOP not only fails to deliver, but actively works against everything we stand for.

That is what the GOP apologists miss.  they are so blinded by their obsession with "winning" elections by electing GOP candidates that they lose sight of what it is we, as conservatives, are trying to accomplish.  They have become so blinded with GOP loyalty that they no longer care about conservative goals whatsoever - despite lip service that they do.

In other words, at some point the end goal has to be more than just electing republicans.  Right now, that appears to be the only goal of the GOP and GOP apologists - they have nothing else to point to.  The GOP has almost no record of doing anything conservative.  The very limited and spotty record it has on pursuing conservative goals - cutting taxes, Reagan (mixed record - raised deficit spending and grew the gov't while cutting taxes and deregulating), and the very limited Contract with America - is more than offset by 30 years of raising spending, increasing gov't, pushing amnesty, creating new entitlement programs, and vocally shitting on conservatives and conservatism.

So, with no credibility on the "trust us" front and a record of working against conservatives and conservatism, all of the advice Matenloch puts forward is nonsense.

You are pretending we are working in a vacuum where we only have GOP campaign rhetoric to look at and nothing else.  Sure, if we went by what GOP candidates claim during primaries, the GOP is fairly conservative. 

But, when you look at actions, the GOP is not at all conservative.  Not even remotely. 

That is the problem that GOP apologists never confront with all their nonsense.

Posted by: Monkeytoe at February 26, 2014 04:02 AM (sOx93)

845 That being said, there is certainly nothing wrong and rather it is good to pray that God would bless our nation and that the people who are our enemies be filled with the Holy Spirit and the fruit of the Spirit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2014 04:10 AM (XyM/Y)

846 Mike Castle voted himself out of the Senate when he voted for carbon credits. Without that vote he is a sure thing in both the primaries and the general.

Christine O'Donnell was a GOP candidate before there was a Tea Party.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 26, 2014 04:18 AM (IVgIK)

847 For a lot of conservatives, it's better the devil you don't know than the devil you do. Is that because the devil we do know talks a good game, and smiles and claims to like us when facing us, but at the first opportunity will smile as they stick a knife in our back? Seriously, with friends like that, who needs Democrats?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at February 26, 2014 05:04 AM (1hM1d)

848 I see once more the trope of "vote for the Republican because the Dem is much worse" is being aired out to convince us that John Cornyn deserves another six years in the Senate. Until conservative voters are willing to do what Rinos do, we will continue to have the Republican leadership we have now. I voted against John Cornyn in the primary, and if he gets the nomination, I will vote for the Democrat running against him. If a Democrat wins that race, it will just prove that Rinos are clowns who cant's win elections....

Posted by: Dogbert at February 26, 2014 05:21 AM (QvdcM)

849 The other Star Wars connection to WWII that not one seems to talk about is that the original Death Star battle is pretty much a straight lift from "Battle of Midway" (Warner Bros., 1944).

Posted by: The Little Grey Men at February 26, 2014 06:15 AM (XO6WW)

850 Funny, that's what they said about me.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at February 27, 2014 08:13 PM (LsJAk)

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