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February 28, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (28 Feb 2014)
— CDR M

Hold on to your butts morons, even though tomorrow is the first day of March, old man Winter is bringin' some more stormage. SoCal is getting a soaking and possibly a Sharknado. And there are indications of another storm that may have a surprise for the southeast/mid-Atlantic by the end of next week.

Tax Tips

It is tax season so do you know 14 red flags that will get you audited (besides being a registered Republican).

WWII Aerial Footage In Color

h/t

Maps Galore

Oh my. 25 maps and charts that explain America today.

Most Quoted Movies

So what movie do you think is the most quoted? Make a guess in the comments and then find out here.

Heavy Metal From Botswanna

Pretty cool to hear that metal is rising in Africa. Kalahari metalheads pursue a dream.

Oscar Swag Bags

Do they pay taxes on these $80,000 swag bags?

State Sponsored Nannyism

Government doing what government does best. OH Democrat seeks fines for people who idle their car too long. I assume that cops will be exempt.

If temperatures exceed 20 degrees Fahrenheit, residents can run their cars just five minutes in a one-hour period, according to House Bill 458. If itÂ’s 20 degrees or lower, people get an extra five minutes.
Exceed that allotted time, by even a second, and you could be charged with a minor misdemeanor, punishable by a fine of up to $150 Â– and court costs.
Repeatedly commit the Â“crimeÂ” and your violation escalates to a fourth-degree misdemeanor, a maximum fine of $250 and up to 30 days in jail.

Food Stuff

7 foods for better sex. A steak dinner probably works too. And a sandwich after.

Dog Video

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1 Heh!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

2 Yay Peaches!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 05:57 PM (oFCZn)

3 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 05:57 PM (T1005)

4 Congrats, Peaches!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 05:57 PM (T1005)

5 So, okay, I will talk amongst myself. We are getting some very real rain here, it's funsies. Not so much the roof leak in the new office, but I like the pure hellaciousness of it. And my formerly dust-encrusted Jeep is now sparkly clean, no charge, yay.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

If she's douching with Lysol. run very far away.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 28, 2014 05:58 PM (lr3d7)

7 casablanca blazing saddles godfather (I and II)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2014 05:58 PM (HsTG8)

8 So if she doesn't gargle with Lysol she's a bad wife?

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2014 05:59 PM (JdEZJ)

9 This is why greenhouse gases are bullshit. Yeah *in theory* certain gases can cause a greenhouse effect...but in a greenhouse not in a ftiggin planet's atmosphere, not at the concentrations We can produce, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 28, 2014 05:59 PM (mbm6i)

10 Lysol taken internally? WharOnWomynz!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2014 05:59 PM (HsTG8)

11 I'm going to guess the Godfather movies.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 28, 2014 05:59 PM (DmNpO)

And Peaches is the victor!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 28, 2014 05:59 PM (lr3d7)

13 Mitt Romney invented Lysol.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 05:59 PM (oFCZn)

14 Yo, morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2014 06:00 PM (HVff2)

And there are indications of another storm that may have a surprise for the southeast/mid-Atlantic by the end of next week.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 06:00 PM (KjBTQ)

16 Polar Vortex Part Deux caused U of M in Missoula to cancel classes for the first time in 20 years. My son sent me a photo of his car buried in snow. Fuck you, Algore.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at February 28, 2014 06:00 PM (dkesm)

17 Lysol for feminine hygiene? Heck, that's amateur stuff. I bathe in Drano.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 06:00 PM (mizYg)

18 Watch out for sharks Peaches!

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2014 06:01 PM (JdEZJ)

19 I can't fuckin' believe I missed this rare opportunity to wear my fuckin' duck boots today. My feet would have been happier. Maybe tomorrow. Plus, how cool is it to stomp around in the duck boots? I'm such a moron.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

20 If only the PIV=Rape equation would have been solved sooner ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 28, 2014 06:01 PM (6/+vz)

21 Yes, if a woman feeds me steak I am much more likely to put out.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:01 PM (5tS5Y)

22 Watch out for sharks Peaches!

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2014 10:01 PM (JdEZJ)

Oh, pish, I will barbecue them and eat them. They know how the chain of command works . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

23 Permission to come aboard, CDR? g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 06:02 PM (JMmQ9)

24 Happy-ish Red Dawn-ish kind of Friday Evening to all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane... at February 28, 2014 06:02 PM (qoKTg)

25 Idling your car too long, tickets? Jail time? Good God what's next? Strike that last question.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2014 06:02 PM (HVff2)

26 That Lysol ad is so wrong in so many ways.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2014 06:02 PM (JdEZJ)

27 Lysol: It only burns for the first hour or so.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 06:03 PM (oFCZn)

28 Do they pay taxes on these $80,000 swag bags?

Not the recipient. The donor can give up to $14k per year to a recipient, with a lifetime max of a million or so, after which the donor owes gift taxes.

So for sure that $80k price tag becomes $8k.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 06:04 PM (uctT+)

29 It spreads out and kills all the germs though.

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2014 06:04 PM (JdEZJ)

30 Zombie? Are you THE Zombie?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:04 PM (5tS5Y)

31 Lysol: the burning is love.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at February 28, 2014 06:04 PM (dkesm)

32 * of course, this only applies if the donor is not the recip's employer. You can't pay your employees with gifts to help them avoid income taxes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 06:05 PM (uctT+)

33 Decent rain here in SF today on and off, and even when it wasn't raining, we got some KILLER RAINBOWS! But, doncha know, This Will Not Effect The Drought, because once we progs got a taste of emergency powers, our bloodlust is aroused and we never let go! The drought is forever! Lawns are fascist! Punish the farmers with permanent desiccation for voting Tea Party! Fish over people! This is not the rain you were looking for!

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 06:05 PM (mizYg)

34 Greetings, my fellow horders! Within the past few weeks, there's been some bandiage here about a Moron Meet-Up in the NoVa/Murrland area. My questions: 1. Are lurkers invited? (Asking for a friend.) 2. Have any dates and fora been established? Inquiring minds, and my own, would like to know....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 28, 2014 06:05 PM (W5F1X)

35 May I suggest a theme song for the evening?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnvSHutegJk

Love the Kid!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:05 PM (8lmkt)

36 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2014 10:04 PM (uctT+)

Did not know that.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 06:05 PM (LsJl8)

37 Evening Morons. So. I'm in Disney. The kids are wild. The wifi in the room kinda sucks. Nobody in my family apparently thinks having any sort of plan is a good idea. And I have no booze.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:05 PM (0Rv66)

38 This Will Not Effect = This Will Not Affect I am the regent of typos.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 06:05 PM (mizYg)

39 Sandra Fluke and Lysol.

A match made in heaven.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2014 06:06 PM (DPkKe)

40 30 Zombie? Are you THE Zombie? Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale Depends of what your definition of "THE" is. Patient Zero in Night of the Living Dead? No. The person who occasionally still posts at zombietime? Guilty.

Posted by: zombie at February 28, 2014 06:07 PM (mizYg)

41 The lysol thing makes me think of the bleach baths we give our daughter with eczema. It's a really common treatment, but people look at us like we grew a second head when we talk about it.

Posted by: Russia at February 28, 2014 06:07 PM (hFL/3)

42 Hoarder? How did you know I hoard squirrels?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:07 PM (5tS5Y)

43 And I have no booze.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 10:05 PM (0Rv66)

They do have stores there. And bars.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 06:07 PM (LsJl8)

44 Forrest Gump is the most quoted movie? The hell.. I guessed "The Godfather", which came in 2nd.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:08 PM (WlWt+)

45 Within the past few weeks, there's been some bandiage here about a Moron Meet-Up in the NoVa/Murrland area. My questions: 1. Are lurkers invited? (Asking for a friend.) 2. Have any dates and fora been established? Inquiring minds, and my own, would like to know.... Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 28, 2014 10:05 PM (W5F1X) ABSOLUTELY lurkers are invited. We had quite a few last year and they were great. I'm 99% certain on the date. It looks to be June 21. A venue has not yet been picked. Either Bannion, Vendette or I will be screaming all the info from the rooftops once it gets more determined.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:08 PM (0Rv66)

46 So. I'm in Disney. The kids are wild. The wifi in the room kinda sucks. Nobody in my family apparently thinks having any sort of plan is a good idea.

And I have no booze.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 10:05 PM (0Rv66)

Oh, dear . . . I can stuff some through the thingy . . . you want cheap swill, tequila or gin? You in Cali or Flahrida?

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

47 Evening all.

I'm taking the wife to Charleston this weekend for her birthday. See ya SC morons around town!

Posted by: EC at February 28, 2014 06:08 PM (doBIb)

48 Texas is still a red state. I predict that Wendy Davis will lose the governor's race by between 15 and 20 points. The like Democratic candidate for the senate seat is a crazy LaRouchie.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit but you must call me Chelsea at February 28, 2014 06:09 PM (7cS5n)

Suck it, bitches.

I told you in 2008, that if president pussy was elected that Putin would invade the Ukraine.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at February 28, 2014 06:09 PM (XSCRx)

50 They do have stores there. And bars. Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 10:07 PM (LsJl Indeed. I believe that tomorrow, after dinner and the kids are all down for the count, my parents are going to watch the kids and the wife, the sister and I are going to head back into the park for evening festivities. Do they sell alcohol in the park itself?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:09 PM (0Rv66)

51 EC, have a fabulous time! Sounds great.

The rest of y'all, step it up, right? Friday night, time's a-wastin'

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:10 PM (8lmkt)

52 33 Decent rain here in SF today on and off, and even when it wasn't raining, we got some KILLER RAINBOWS! Taste the rainbow, mothaf'cker! http://tinyurl.com/l5gnacl

Posted by: The Eldar at February 28, 2014 06:10 PM (WlWt+)

53 Go away commie sock! And yes, Texas is still a red state. The fact that they put it in gray makes me question the entire map.

Posted by: Lauren at February 28, 2014 06:10 PM (hFL/3)

54 BC, hang in there. Good luck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2014 06:10 PM (HVff2)

55 Charleston is Not the home of the Charleston Chew. Where is the 'home' of the Charleston Chew? /tick tock

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 28, 2014 06:10 PM (mbm6i)

56 No Blazing Saddles in that list? I call bullshit...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2014 06:11 PM (HsTG8)

57 And I have no booze. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 10:05 PM (0Rv66) Rubbing alcohol filtered through a piece of bread?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 06:11 PM (oFCZn)

58 I'm taking the wife to Charleston this weekend for her birthday. See ya SC morons around town! Posted by: EC at February 28, 2014 10:08 PM (doBIb) Shrimp and grits?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:11 PM (WlWt+)

59 Cochran, you want Club 33. Unless it's different now, but that's what it used to be. Plus, you're in a hotel, right? Concierge should be able to point you in the right direction. Very poor planning, if you don't mind my saying so, not to stuff a bottle in your luggage.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

60 LYSOL?! Egads!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2014 06:11 PM (zDsvJ)

61 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 10:09 PM (0Rv66)

You at Disneyland or Disney World? I'm pretty sure you can get alcoholic beverages in most places of the park, or at least the restaurants.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 06:11 PM (LsJl8)

62 Oh, dear . . . I can stuff some through the thingy . . . you want cheap swill, tequila or gin? You in Cali or Flahrida? Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 10:08 PM (8lmkt) Ha! Thanks. HmmmÂ…..I've got a Mt Dew in hand and I've poured gin into Mtn Dew and it worked just fine, so hit me with the gin if you please. Florida. When Gushka found out we were headed to Disney she was all excited about trying to have a mini meet at Disney. I had to break the bad news to her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:12 PM (0Rv66)

63 Shrimp and grits?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 10:11 PM (WlWt+)

Yes sir!

Posted by: EC at February 28, 2014 06:12 PM (doBIb)

Obama's going for a twofer on great foreign policy accomplishments. Based on our response to China and the Norks, the Japanese will rearm. If Putin goes full bore into Ukraine (is there a reason he won't?), the Germans will too.

I miss Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 06:13 PM (KjBTQ)

65 Very poor planning, if you don't mind my saying so, not to stuff a bottle in your luggage.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 10:11 PM (8lmkt)

I believe that is a prereq for Road Trip 101.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 06:13 PM (LsJl8)

66 Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 10:13 PM (KjBTQ)

Yeah, Taiwan is fucked.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 06:13 PM (LsJl8)

67 And there are indications of another storm that may have a surprise for the southeast/mid-Atlantic by the end of next week.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 10:00 PM (KjBTQ)

Um, how about Sunday night into Monday instead?

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2014 06:14 PM (jZbjJ)

68 Most quoted movie? I'm a geek. The Star Wars cycle.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 06:14 PM (KjBTQ)

69 so, you're in fuckin' anaheim? hope you brought your flak jackets . . . just kidding! kind of

you getting some rain? it's epic!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

70 You at Disneyland or Disney World? I'm pretty sure you can get alcoholic beverages in most places of the park, or at least the restaurants. Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 10:11 PM (LsJl World. Excellent. I know Peaches. Work has been absolutely fucking nuts. I didn't even pack until I got home this afternoon. Throw a couple things in a bag and out the door we went.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:14 PM (0Rv66)

71
All of the top 15 movies seem logical so I give the list 0 Pinocchios.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2014 06:14 PM (gorVZ)

72 btw, that 'heckler' today at obama's fundraiser was a staged plant I believe obama's quick quip response was the giveaway

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 28, 2014 06:14 PM (mbm6i)

73 Just realized we had four of the seven sex foods at dinner tonight. BBL.

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2014 06:15 PM (zDsvJ)

74 BC, we'll have to coordinate next time for a DisneyWorld visit. Probably sometime in 2015.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 06:15 PM (LsJl8)

75 That little pic in the sidebar of the world's largest airship...

Posted by: ahem at February 28, 2014 06:15 PM (SB4s3)

76 Hi, everybody! Quoted movies? For me it'd be Raising Arizona & Princess Bride, I guess. Oh, and Lysol?? Really? Not with a ten foot pole.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 28, 2014 06:15 PM (OmYAr)

77
I know Peaches. Work has been absolutely fucking nuts. I didn't even pack until I got home this afternoon. Throw a couple things in a bag and out the door we went.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 10:14 PM (0Rv66)

that's all you need, it's fuckin' disneyland or world or whatever. I don't think Gushka's gonna make that trip, she's probably ass-deep in flood and mud at the moment. Have a fabulous time and, trust Auntie Peaches, just keep drinking.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

78 I am NOT putting lysol in my hoo-ha for any man. Nope. No way.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:16 PM (RZ8pf)

79 Hey hey hey!

Mrs VIA got to bring her Fluffy home today.
Only 164 days for paperwork to clear.
Resting comfortably in the cabinet with several Fluffy like friends.
And about 4k rds of Fluffy and friend food.

Now it's time for the Bulmer Murylund meet-n greet, aka the shoot and scoot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2014 06:17 PM (DPkKe)

80 It's currently 16Â° here, just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor. It's 'sposed to hit 32Â° tomorrow, and I have 80 pounds of salt (not the good stuff, the calcium chloride / magnesium chloride that fcuks up the ice even when it's -10Â°, just salt) to apply to the glacier at the foot of my drive-way.

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 06:17 PM (JMmQ9)

81 I'm a geek. The Star Wars cycle.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 10:14 PM (KjBTQ)

I don't get how Jedi was ranked higher than Empire though. I don't remember many quotes from Jedi.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 06:17 PM (LsJl8)

82 B Cochran: Loading some Bombay Sapphire in the transporter. Send me your coordinates.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 06:17 PM (KjBTQ)

83 If you are THE Zombie, thank you. I am one of the LGF banned and always loved your work.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:17 PM (C4MXs)

84 74 Just realized we had four of the seven sex foods at dinner tonight. BBL. Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2014 10:15 PM (zDsvJ) Slaaneshi cultist!

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:17 PM (WlWt+)

85 I've got a bad feeling about this. You want movie quotes?!!! You can't handle movie quotes!!! It's all in the reflexes.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:17 PM (xWgW3)

86 I have some personal news. I was demoted. But don't cry for me Moron-tina. I asked for it. I've done sex offenses for a long, long time and I am fed up. I still have a few sex offenses to finish up including two trials but I'll start doing thefts, physical assaults, drug crimes etc. You know, normal people doing normal things like hitting each other with baseball bats.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 28, 2014 06:18 PM (E+uky)

87 I've got a bad feeling about this. I've got a bad feeling about this. x2000

Posted by: Taking Back Sunday at February 28, 2014 06:19 PM (Aif/5)

88 I have some personal news. I was demoted. But don't cry for me Moron-tina. I asked for it. I've done sex offenses for a long, long time and I am fed up. I still have a few sex offenses to finish up including two trials but I'll start doing thefts, physical assaults, drug crimes etc. You know, normal people doing normal things like hitting each other with baseball bats.

See ya WalrusRex!

Posted by: Couch and Toaster at February 28, 2014 06:19 PM (doBIb)

89 Mrs VIA got to bring her Fluffy home today.
Only 164 days for paperwork to clear.

Well, congrats and holy crap, VIA! I'm in Califuckya and it only took me, I dunno, 10 days or something. Where the fuck are you that it takes that long to get a fluffy?

I love my fluffy . . . almost hoping someone tries to break in and I get to render them carbon-neutral. I denounce myself, this is really not what my parents sent me to those schools to become.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:19 PM (8lmkt)

90 Do they sell alcohol in the park itself?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 10:09 PM (0Rv66)

You can engage in the drink-your-way-through-Epcot challenge. I recommend the margaritas in Mexico.

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2014 06:19 PM (jZbjJ)

91 @BChochran@45. Sweet! Keep us posted. Although I very rarely comment myself, I've reached the point of being a horde-lurking equivalent to those laboratory rats franticly punching the lever for their next cocaine fix. Probably going to get me fired if IT ever notices. In the meantime, it would be nice to match up some on-line personae to real people.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 28, 2014 06:19 PM (W5F1X)

92 Do they pay taxes on these $80,000 swag bags? They started taxing the swag bags about 7 or 8 years ago. I remember the compassionate lefties who clamor for higher taxes getting really butthurt over that. Marisa Hargitay actually complained at the dias with cameras running about "getting screwed again" regarding the goodie bags Actors are big Free Shitters even though the spend more on a pair of sunglasses than what most of us pay per month for the rent or mortgage

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 06:19 PM (aTXUx)

93 While Lysol for that purpose is indeed gross, there was a fad a few years ago where young women would try to prevent pregnancy after decadence by sticking a fizzing soda bottle up there. Yeah, where do these young idiots get such stupid ideas?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:20 PM (WlWt+)

Sup all you knuckleheads!? What's everyone drinkin?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2014 06:21 PM (x1L8S)

95 Posted by: WalrusRex at February 28, 2014 10:18 PM (E+uky)

dang, buddy . . . congrats (I think) and thank you for being one of them what keeps us all safe!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

96 You're killin' me Smalls...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:21 PM (C4MXs)

97 Sup all you knuckleheads!? What's everyone drinkin?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2014 10:21 PM (x1L8S)

cheap swill and overflowing love for the horde, starting with you!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

98 EC- Where in Charleston?

And check on my mom while your down there. She drinks Absolut. Bring Absolut and all will go well.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 06:22 PM (4Mv1T)

99 82 I'm a geek. The Star Wars cycle.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 10:14 PM (KjBTQ)

I don't get how Jedi was ranked higher than Empire though. I don't remember many quotes from Jedi.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 10:17 PM (LsJl

Yeah its a bit odd. Especially with "I am your father" and "scruffy looking Nerf Herder."

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2014 06:22 PM (LI48c)

100 "Where the fuck are you that it takes that long to get a fluffy?"

The Free State

AKA Marylandistan.
Led by Governor Owe'Malley

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2014 06:23 PM (DPkKe)

101 Yeah, where do these young idiots get such stupid ideas? Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 10:20 PM (WlWt+) They misunderstood the idea of putting the soda bottle between their knees and holding it there, no matter what?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 28, 2014 06:23 PM (HsTG8)

102 Movie quotes? You're gonna need a bigger blog.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:23 PM (xWgW3)

103 75 BC, we'll have to coordinate next time for a DisneyWorld visit. Probably sometime in 2015. Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 10:15 PM (LsJl Hell yes. Sounds like a plan. Thanks Peaches. Vendette, that sounds like a plan. We're cramming all of Magic Kingdom that we can in tomorrow. Epcot on Sunday. We hadn't originally planned on going to Epcot, but that's where the princesses from Frozen are right now. And if the girls don't get to see Elsa and Anna, I might as well just fucking shoot them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:23 PM (0Rv66)

104 While Lysol for that purpose is indeed gross, there was a fad a few years ago where young women would try to prevent pregnancy after decadence by sticking a fizzing soda bottle up there. Yeah, where do these young idiots get such stupid ideas? Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 10:20 PM Are there any videos of this? I'm asking for a friend...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 06:23 PM (JMmQ9)

105 "What's everyone drinkin?" Evan Williams.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at February 28, 2014 06:23 PM (dkesm)

106 I've read that with any awards show that it was a good idea to get there before Madonna showed up since she hoovered the swag table like Vikings sacking France

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 06:23 PM (aTXUx)

107 EC- Where in Charleston?

And check on my mom while your down there. She drinks Absolut. Bring Absolut and all will go well.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 10:22 PM (4Mv1T)

Historic downtown part.

We are bringing our stash of Stoli.

Posted by: EC at February 28, 2014 06:23 PM (doBIb)

108 this is really not what my parents sent me to those schools to become.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 10:19 PM (8lmkt)

They didn't send you to school to become a proper lady?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 28, 2014 06:24 PM (lr3d7)

109 89 I have some personal news. I was demoted. But don't cry for me
Moron-tina. I asked for it. I've done sex offenses for a long, long time
and I am fed up. I still have a few sex offenses to finish up including
two trials but I'll start doing thefts, physical assaults, drug crimes
etc. You know, normal people doing normal things like hitting each other
with baseball bats.

See ya WalrusRex!

Posted by: Couch and Toaster at February 28, 2014 10:19 PM (doBIb)

Mooooo Moooooo!

Posted by: a violated cow at February 28, 2014 06:24 PM (LI48c)

110 At disneyworld the alcohol is at Epcot. Or downtown Disney nightclubs. As far as I know there isn't alcohol at magic kingdom.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:24 PM (RZ8pf)

111 Nascar Mexico race in Phoenix tonight live stream http://msnlatino.telemundo.com/deportes/extra/live_stream/en_vivo Ruben Garcia, Jr was the rookie of the year last year in Nascar Mexico. This year he get to make his first Nationwide race at Phoenix. He's only 18. Daniel Suarez is another young Mexican driver trying to make the jump to the bigger US national series. Nascar is determined to find a young Mexican driver they can market like hell and there's a huge competition to be that guy. This is only the 2nd year that the Mexico series comes to Phoenix to race. It's a big race for these guys cause they all are trying to move up to the US-based series, especially the young guys. More money, more fame. They all know what Nascar is looking for -- a young, good-looking Mexican dude who drives fast and is bilingual and can work Spanish and English media. So when they come to Phoenix it's also a chance for them to sell themselves to the big team owners and sponsor people and all that. It''s just a reality of how modern motorsports work. And the rest of the season is in Mexico, so a weekend like this, where both the top Sprint Cup series and Nascar Mexico are at Phoenix on the same weekend, is a huge networking opportunity for all the Mexican drivers to try and make a name for themselves. Nascar has had tough times in US in recent years, but has really grown a lot in Mexico -- mostly thanks to Nascar Mexico, now in it's 10th year. Smart long term investment in their sport.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 06:25 PM (ZPrif)

112 What's everyone drinkin?" -------- Makers.

Posted by: Adam at February 28, 2014 06:25 PM (Aif/5)

113 111 At disneyworld the alcohol is at Epcot. Or downtown Disney nightclubs. As far as I know there isn't alcohol at magic kingdom.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 10:24 PM (RZ8pf)

There is. Or at least there was when we were down there for New Years Eve 1999-2000

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2014 06:26 PM (LI48c)

114 94 While Lysol for that purpose is indeed gross, there was a fad a few years ago where young women would try to prevent pregnancy after decadence by sticking a fizzing soda bottle up there.

Yeah, where do these young idiots get such stupid ideas?

IIRC, there was a study that showed that Diet Coke was clearly superior to Coke Classic for that purpose....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 06:26 PM (T1005)

115 Hey there, Colorado Alex! Mr. Bassman is in your neck of the woods tonight.

Posted by: Mindy at February 28, 2014 06:26 PM (RMfGb)

116 "What's everyone drinkin?" The usual: Val-U-Rite vodka with a splash of peppermint schnapps...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 06:26 PM (JMmQ9)

117 Lysol for feminine hygiene? I crossed my legs, reading that. Morons, imagine dipping your balls in lysol instead of pudding.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 28, 2014 06:26 PM (R3gO3)

118 Having pondered things, I quote The Simpsons (pre-2000) and South Park more than any one thing, but I heavily tap into a lot of movies, Napoleon Dynamite, Animal House, Groundhog Day, John Hughes movies, and so on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at February 28, 2014 06:27 PM (dkesm)

119 Oh wait, I think we were at Epcot on New Years eve, never mind.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2014 06:27 PM (LI48c)

120 Series name is the Nascar Toyota Series

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 06:27 PM (ZPrif)

121 "What's everyone drinkin?" Lysol. what? You're not supposed to drink it?

Posted by: freaked at February 28, 2014 06:27 PM (JdEZJ)

122 What's everyone drinkin?"
--------

Makers.

Posted by: Adam at February 28, 2014 10:25 PM (Aif/5)

Ah, a manly man, doin' manly shit.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

123 Mindy! Is he playing a gig somewhere?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 28, 2014 06:28 PM (lr3d7)

124 As far as I know there isn't alcohol at magic kingdom. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle Club 33, he whispered into his hat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 06:28 PM (uctT+)

125 Oink Oink Moo Moo, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:28 PM (C4MXs)

126 Also isn't club 33 members only?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)

127 Here's the Navy's new(ish) 5 lb missile http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2014/02/navy-mini-missile/ Ever smaller.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 06:28 PM (ZPrif)

128 Oh noes! It appears we have been wrong about Obama's red lines all along. He has a strategy! http://t.co/F1CKnMvXs7

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 28, 2014 06:28 PM (DmNpO)

129 111 At disneyworld the alcohol is at Epcot. Or downtown Disney nightclubs. As far as I know there isn't alcohol at magic kingdom. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 10:24 PM (RZ8pf) Hide posts from (RZ8pf)

There's even alcohol in the hotels.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 06:28 PM (T1005)

130 Movie quotes? I've love the smell of the blog in the morning, it smells like... victory.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:28 PM (xWgW3)

131 finding nemo...?...who quotes that? i picked the big lebowski and gone with the wind...strictly for the, frankly my dear i don't give a damn.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 28, 2014 06:29 PM (FYmS6)

132 I'm trying to decide if I should pour myself a drink and light a pipe or if I should go dancing and have a drink and a smoke at the bar afterwards.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 28, 2014 06:29 PM (lr3d7)

133 IIRC, there was a study that showed that Diet Coke was clearly superior to Coke Classic for that purpose.... Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 10:26 PM (T1005) Sans Mentos.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:29 PM (WlWt+)

134 Most quoted movies? I'm guessing Princess Bride and Casablanca.

Posted by: votermom at February 28, 2014 06:29 PM (GSIDW)

135 What's everyone drinkin?

The blood of my vanquished enemies.

No, wait, it's just Gatorade.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 06:29 PM (0AKks)

136

You're not dead, you've been taken against your will.

Kolbe?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:30 PM (C4MXs)

137 You guys are all in your nightgowns drinking. I'm at the gym. brb, stalkin fatties

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 28, 2014 06:30 PM (mbm6i)

138 Adult beverages are not allowed at Magic Kingdom. Except club 33 but I am next to positive that is super sekrit members only.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:30 PM (RZ8pf)

139 Peaches, I don't know how to take that, mainly since I've been drinking since about 8, so I'll take it as a compliment.

Posted by: Adam at February 28, 2014 06:30 PM (Aif/5)

140 125 As far as I know there isn't alcohol at magic kingdom.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle

Club 33, he whispered into his hat. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2014 10:28 PM (uctT+) Hide posts from (uctT+)

"Membership only", he loudly whispered.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 06:30 PM (T1005)

141 Zombie Robbo, are you in VA? Alexandria here.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 06:31 PM (KjBTQ)

142 Movie quotes? As you wish.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:32 PM (xWgW3)

143 Remember in Boardwalk Empire? Margaret had some family planning booklet that recommended using Lysol to prevent pregnancy. Coke was also used. Hardly fads and been around for a long long time.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 28, 2014 06:32 PM (6Nj7A)

144 Also isn't club 33 members only? Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle Yea, you have to know a Disney exec. Though I read that in recent years Disney uses it as a wine and dine gimmick for big clients.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 06:32 PM (uctT+)

145

"Actors are big Free Shitters even though the spend more on a pair of sunglasses than what most of us pay per month for the rent or mortgage "

Oh yeah. When you see an actor on the cover of some magazine, remember that they expect to have the clothes they're dressed in for the shoot given to them by the magazine. So - Vogue - a $15,000 dress? It's mine!

These are people who make millions for 6 weeks of work.

And they think fly-over Americans are selfish and greedy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 28, 2014 06:32 PM (R3gO3)

146 I'm trying to decide if I should pour myself a drink and light a pipe or if I should go dancing and have a drink and a smoke at the bar afterwards.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 28, 2014 10:29 PM (lr3d7)

go dancing, you know you love that.

and, yeah, Adam, that was a compliment. a big one.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:32 PM (8lmkt)

147 Well yeah at the hotels too but that isn't as fun as Epcot

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)

148 You guys are all in your nightgowns drinking.

I'm at the gym.

brb, stalkin fatties

Posted by: Soothsayer

**************

More bounce to the ounce.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:33 PM (C4MXs)

149 You guys are all in your nightgowns drinking.

I'm at the gym.

pussy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

150 While Lysol for that purpose is indeed gross, there was a fad a few years ago where young women would try to prevent pregnancy after decadence by sticking a fizzing soda bottle up there. Yeah, where do these young idiots get such stupid ideas? That's an old Southern tradition, right up there with an Ar-uh C and Moon Pie.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2014 06:33 PM (l3vZN)

151 Evening morons. Can barely keep my eyes open, early bed for me tonight.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 06:34 PM (R+XDI)

152 >>Most quoted movies? I always understood it was Airplane and Godfather.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2014 06:34 PM (V4CBV)

153 hey, crank!!! how all the home improvement shit going?

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:34 PM (8lmkt)

154 Movie quotes? I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:34 PM (xWgW3)

155 Most quoted movies of that site don't usually match what I see quoted by Morons Regardless, I call bullshit on Forrest Gump being quoted more than The Godfather But maybe someone made the listmakers an offer they couldn't refuse

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 06:35 PM (aTXUx)

156 Alex, he's attending a couple gigs -- gonna see his sax player at one venue and his drummer at another. I stayed home to lurk at AoSHQ and get some work done, but mostly lurk at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Mindy at February 28, 2014 06:35 PM (RMfGb)

157 Movie quotes? Two dollars!

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:35 PM (xWgW3)

158 Guys....nightgowns?

WTF happened to the blog?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2014 06:36 PM (DPkKe)

159 Movie quotes? As you wish. Posted by: Darth Randall You are obviously aiming for Princess Bride but Empire Strikes Back is also correct (Boba Fett to Vader.)

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 06:36 PM (uctT+)

160 I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:36 PM (dTh2r)

161 I have some personal news. ... I've done sex offenses for a long, long time and I am fed up. ... Posted by: WalrusRex at February 28, 2014 10:18 PM (E+uky) I had to read that a couple of times before I understood you meant you were an attorney (prosecuting?) sex offenses. I can't blame you for wanting to do something different. I was Evidence Tech on a particularly stomach-churning rape (the victim was an infant); after that, a heat-of-passion murder would be a nice palette cleanser.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 28, 2014 06:36 PM (1htQa)

162

Movie quotes:

Squeal pig!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:36 PM (C4MXs)

163 Movie quotes? We're on a mission from good.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:36 PM (xWgW3)

164 Crank, are your weekends on weekends? I know your days are nights, but I was wondering when you're going to attack that sink.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 06:36 PM (T1005)

165 finding nemo...?...who quotes that? My wife. She loves that movie. Y'all are killing me. No booze at Magic Kingdom? I thought it was supposed to be the happiest place on earth???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:37 PM (0Rv66)

166 The Godfather is quoted so many times that I don't think a lot of people even know they're quoting The Godfather

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 06:37 PM (aTXUx)

167

98>> You make me blush Stayin dry out there, or are you wet? Looks like LA and NorCo are getting a soaker.

Glen Morangie and cigars on the patio before the weather goes to shit on Sunday here.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2014 06:37 PM (P1Tw6)

168 Oh darn. Pleasure Island closed. It was such an awesome drinking nightclub cool experience at Disney world.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:37 PM (RZ8pf)

169 So, when's the Oscars? I bet it reeks of political correctness. Therefore, it will be a battle between the movie on slaves vs. the trannies.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 28, 2014 06:37 PM (6Nj7A)

170 You got a purty mouth.

Posted by: Hick at February 28, 2014 06:37 PM (Aif/5)

171

Movie quote:

His back was to me.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:37 PM (C4MXs)

172 Wuv... twoo wuv...

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:38 PM (dTh2r)

173 has anyone seen jimmy carter or heard and news reports of a wildly drunk octogenarian driving around georgia throwing cans of billy beer out of his limo windows and snorting cocaine off his wifes ass screaming "I'm not the worst now bitches!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 06:38 PM (rDidD)

174 "and don't call me 'Shirley'..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 06:38 PM (JMmQ9)

175 Goodfellas beat out by Wedding Crashers? Elf? Zoolander?

Somebody needs to go get their fucking shinebox.

Posted by: Billy Batts at February 28, 2014 06:38 PM (SB4s3)

176 166 Walt hated booze.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 06:38 PM (ojnk6)

177 Many famous people are part of the FSA including actors and athletes. Some get offended when asked to pay for dinner. Here in the no-state-income-tax golf capital of the US, Orlando, a certain greatest player is known for expecting free food and if asked to pay commonly stiffs the waitress, in more than one way.

Posted by: Beagle at February 28, 2014 06:38 PM (sOtz/)

178 and Nancy, Harry, Barry, wherever you are out there ... FUCK YOU TOO!!!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at February 28, 2014 06:38 PM (aTXUx)

179 Would you like to have a luagh at the name...Bigus....Dickus?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:39 PM (C4MXs)

180 Just magic kingdom park. Not Epcot. Go thee to Epcot. Epic drinking abounds. Trust me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)

181 Are you having a wack attack?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2014 06:39 PM (V4CBV)

182 While the rain is welcomed, I wouldn't call it a "soaker." It rains and then it stops. It rains and then it stops. It never rains real hard and it always stops. But, I hear they are already having mudslides in burn areas.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 28, 2014 06:39 PM (6Nj7A)

183 160 No desintegrations.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:39 PM (xWgW3)

184 I had to read that a couple of times before I understood you meant you were an attorney (prosecuting?) sex offenses.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 28, 2014 10:36 PM (1htQa)

Yes, he's a prosecutor.

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2014 06:40 PM (jZbjJ)

185 Ya feel lucky, punk?

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:40 PM (dTh2r)

186 They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

Posted by: Newt at February 28, 2014 06:40 PM (sOtz/)

187 Movie quotes: Democrat foreign policy is like a box of chocolates. You never know what f-up you're going to get next!

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:40 PM (WlWt+)

188 Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:40 PM (dTh2r)

189 Pleasure Island: If you drink too much and stay up too late, you turn into a jackass.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at February 28, 2014 06:41 PM (KjBTQ)

190 Magic Kingdom at WDW has alcohol at the "Be Our Guest" restaurant as of last November.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 06:41 PM (T1005)

191 Nuke it form orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:41 PM (C4MXs)

192 Yo! Stop your grinnin' and drop your linens.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (dTh2r)

193 177 166 Walt hated booze. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:38 PM (ojnk6) Well he's dead now, isn't he? I'd like to toast the crazy bastard and his accomplishments but noooooo. PGiS, Epcot is Sunday.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (0Rv66)

194 189 Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 10:40 PM (dTh2r) First time I heard that it wasn't in Pulp Fiction, but in Diablo, after you kill Zhar the Mad.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (WlWt+)

195 >>> Where is the 'home' of the Charleston Chew? East Cambridge, MA?

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (Ua6T/)

196 Casablanca and Airplane are my guesses. A family source of quotes is Wrongfully Accused.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (l3vZN)

197 Is it white boy day?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (C4MXs)

198 174 - I think Jimmy is in Venezuela..., seriously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (aDwsi)

199 Movie quotes? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (xWgW3)

200 Come with me if you want to live.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:42 PM (dTh2r)

201 Howdy all. So, being in a post-apocalyptic mood tonight, I decided to watch a film I hadn't seen before: The Road. I got 20 minutes in before I turned it off. Cannot recommend. It's filled with stupid. When they get around to making a decent movie out of Lucifer's Hammer, then we're talking.

Posted by: grognard at February 28, 2014 06:43 PM (hjKMO)

202 194 More like in an extended state state of animation.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 06:43 PM (ojnk6)

203 Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Posted by: Iowa Hawkeyes at February 28, 2014 06:43 PM (SB4s3)

204 Zed's dead, baby.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:43 PM (dTh2r)

205

This is for fighting and this is for fun!

This is my rifle and this is my gun!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:43 PM (C4MXs)

206 "Go ahead, make my day" "You can't handle the truth!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:43 PM (aDwsi)

207 Grognard, try Threads, it's on Youtube

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2014 06:44 PM (l3vZN)

208 177 166
Walt hated booze. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:38 PM (ojnk6) Hide posts from (ojnk6)

It would be more correct to say, "Walt hated having drunks around kids."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 06:44 PM (T1005)

209 The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 06:44 PM (0AKks)

210

167 The Godfather is quoted so many times that I don't think a lot of people even know they're quoting The Godfather Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 10:37 PM (aTXUx)

Yep. At Christmas, I overheard my 20-something nephew say "sleeps with the fishes." I said, "Ah, that's a great line from 'The Godfather.'" He said, "huh?" He's never seen The Godfather.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 28, 2014 06:44 PM (R3gO3)

211 We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:44 PM (dTh2r)

212 Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Posted by: Iowa Hawkeyes

*****************************

UHF you piker!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:44 PM (C4MXs)

213 Naw, I don't hate people. I just feel better when they're not around.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:45 PM (dTh2r)

214 A fake internet friend of mine just sold his business in NC and is moving somewhere south of the border.

I'm trying to get coordinates. Hope he doesn't have to leave me a tin box in a stone wall under an oak tree.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 06:45 PM (4Mv1T)

215 @142 Jim - Yeah, in the neighborhood. Can't be more specific in case The Thunder decides to call itself down upon all of us. You might want to move to the southwest corner of your basement.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 28, 2014 06:45 PM (W5F1X)

216 "This town needs an enema!".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 06:45 PM (ojnk6)

217 So, when's the Oscars? I bet it reeks of political correctness. Therefore, it will be a battle between the movie on slaves vs. the trannies.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 28, 2014 10:37 PM (6Nj7A)

This Sunday night.

In other news, clocks "spring ahead" next weekend, certain parts of North America excepted.

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2014 06:45 PM (jZbjJ)

218
I've done sex offenses for a long, long time and I am fed up. I still have a few sex offenses to finish up including two trials but I'll start doing thefts, physical assaults, drug crimes etc.

THAT'S a man with a plan for a fun Saturday night.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 06:45 PM (aYjRw)

219 Zitzkie Rates the Russians: They're Pussies!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:46 PM (C4MXs)

220 What is that horribly depressing house-sitting serial killers movie with Nicole Kidman? Don't see that. I get what they were doing, avoiding clichÃ©s like any positive resolution to anything whatsoever. But there are good reasons for clichÃ©s. One, entertainment.

Posted by: Beagle at February 28, 2014 06:46 PM (sOtz/)

221 Movie Quotes: Burt Wilson: I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die! Frank: It worked in the movie (Night of the Living Dead)! Burt Wilson: Well, it ain't working now, Frank! Freddy: You mean the movie lied?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:46 PM (WlWt+)

222 I heard the other day that Hillary can't run for president because Bill gave her the clap that he got from a teenage hooker in Mena. For decades people have assumed that Hillary was an energetic "go gettter" who thought and worked on her feet. What I was told though is that her hoo haw looks like a catchers mitt crossed with a baboon's backside. Every time she sits down the critters start itching and crawling all over and the constant oozing from dozens of open sores leaves embarrassing stains on the upolstry since the crusty seepage from the last bought tends to crack when the folds of her scaly vagina contract while sitting down. I was told she decided to step down from sec.of state after a particularly embarrassing incident involving a valued throw blanket from Karsi's mother's dowry and three pekinese lap dogs that tried to clean up the festering mess.

Posted by: bestie21 at February 28, 2014 06:46 PM (6pWd1)

223 ITC!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:46 PM (8lmkt)

224 They say the fuckin' smog is the reason you have such fuckin' sunsets.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:46 PM (dTh2r)

225 Bust a deal, face the wheel!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:46 PM (C4MXs)

226 208 Grognard, try Threads, it's on Youtube Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2014 10:44 PM (l3vZN) Just found it, thanks for the recommendation. I will check it out.

Posted by: grognard at February 28, 2014 06:46 PM (hjKMO)

227 166 finding nemo...?...who quotes that? My wife. She loves that movie. ...i like it but can't think of one quote, maybe i'll rewatch it in the rain.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 28, 2014 06:47 PM (FYmS6)

228 "Round up the usual suspects"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:47 PM (aDwsi)

229 Just watched Casablanca for the 100th time. I can quote the entire movie.

Posted by: Dr. Brock Lee at February 28, 2014 06:47 PM (DAevm)

230 "Three-quarters of a mile; call The Ball" #MovieQuotes

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

231 He slimed me.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:47 PM (C4MXs)

232 "A man's got to know his limitations."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 06:48 PM (4Mv1T)

233 Time to nut up or shut up.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:48 PM (C4MXs)

234 It's true. This man has no dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2014 06:48 PM (UAMVq)

235 Get off my lawn...

Posted by: Walt at February 28, 2014 06:48 PM (SB4s3)

236 Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:49 PM (dTh2r)

237 "You can't handle the truth!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 10:43 PM (aDwsi)

Yeah, I'm going with that. And, Hammer, everyone loved, loved, loved your Irish joke last night, I spammed it out. Hilarious!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

238 It rains and then it stops. It never rains real hard and it always stops. Posted by: Judge Pug Gore-ball warming, of course. We're still at ENSO neutral coming off a La Nina, which is related to drier weather for the Southwest.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 06:49 PM (uctT+)

239 Fairs got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Clint at February 28, 2014 06:49 PM (Aif/5)

240 191 Magic Kingdom at WDW has alcohol at the "Be Our Guest" restaurant as of last November. Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 10:41 PM (T1005) If they still do, it's not mentioned on the website.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:49 PM (0Rv66)

241 Daniel Suarez wins with a nice last lap pass for the win. Suarez has been winning on the K&N series in the US, too. Twice already this year. I expect him to get called up to trucks or Nationwide in a few years. He's only 22. But he keeps winning.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 06:49 PM (ZPrif)

242 Limp dick, fag, f*cker!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:49 PM (C4MXs)

243 A fake internet friend of mine just sold his business in NC and is moving somewhere south of the border. ----------------- TR - Hey , no problem..., it's at the intersection of 501 and I-95.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

244 Well yes but there is no law that says you guys can't go to Epcot tomorrow evening without the kids to enjoy some nice adult beverages. Believe me there is plenty to see. Last time we were there we went to Epcot multiple nights in a row to stand at different spots around the lagoon for The light show.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:50 PM (RZ8pf)

245 You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded!

Posted by: Come on Morons! at February 28, 2014 06:50 PM (Aif/5)

246 Zombie, I bow to your greatness.

Posted by: mpfs at February 28, 2014 06:50 PM (6y1fO)

247 What's the point of doing all those pushups if you can't push a bloody log off you?

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:50 PM (dTh2r)

248 If they still do, it's not mentioned on the website.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 10:49 PM (0Rv66)

dude, my friend, my buddy, srsly, just call the fuckin' concierge and say, send me some fuckin' booze. how hard is this?

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:50 PM (8lmkt)

249 PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 06:50 PM (0AKks)

250 Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Rodney D at February 28, 2014 06:51 PM (IvKTt)

251 "That looks like a penis only smaller".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 06:51 PM (ojnk6)

252 Any chance of a moron meetup in/near Athens GA? No really.

Posted by: A Good Man in a Bad Trade at February 28, 2014 06:51 PM (PQQHz)

253 Just watched Casablanca for the 100th time. I can quote the entire movie. Posted by: Dr. Brock Lee at February 28, 2014 10:47 PM Greatest movie ever made. I, too, can quote the dialog, verbatim...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

254 Peaches - Joke was shamelessly pirated from the family patriarch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

255 TR - Hey , no problem..., it's at the intersection of 501 and I-95. Posted by: Mike Hammer
----------------------------

A wise guy.

South or central America.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 06:51 PM (4Mv1T)

256
Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 06:51 PM (aYjRw)

257 I'm helping the Argentinian economy Drinking one of their red wines

Posted by: mccool at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (gBIa3)

258 I coulda been a contendah.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (dTh2r)

259 I would have rated office space much higher. I have heard lines from it at least once a month, since forever.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (Xkr8I)

260 regarding movie lines, anyone in crimean peninsula who does not like their new russian overlords "that's it, game over man"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (rDidD)

261

Lock me up.

Take me to Jail.

Throw away the key.

I'm not afraid to f*ck somoene up their *ss!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (C4MXs)

262 BOLTER! BOLTER! BOLTER!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (cHwSy)

263 Oh I see it. It's only at dinner. And it's either wine or french/belgian beer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (0Rv66)

264 Peaches - Joke was shamelessly pirated from the family patriarch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 10:51 PM (aDwsi)

Is he, by any chance, single?

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (8lmkt)

265 "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:52 PM (aDwsi)

266 I'm going to put poison in the guacamole.

Posted by: Beagle at February 28, 2014 06:53 PM (sOtz/)

267 dude, my friend, my buddy, srsly, just call the fuckin' concierge and say, send me some fuckin' booze. how hard is this? Posted by: Peaches and ammo

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 06:53 PM (rDidD)

268 Andy crawled to freedom through 500 yards of sh*t-smelling foulness I canÂ’t even imagine.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:53 PM (dTh2r)

269 Y5!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:53 PM (8lmkt)

270
*Peaches*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (aYjRw)

271 Movie quotes - do you know that Bugs Bunny is doing a Clark Gable impression from It Happened One Night every time he says "What's up Doc?" while munching a carrot. Great movie.

Posted by: votermom at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (GSIDW)

272 245 Well yes but there is no law that says you guys can't go to Epcot tomorrow evening without the kids to enjoy some nice adult beverages. Believe me there is plenty to see. Last time we were there we went to Epcot multiple nights in a row to stand at different spots around the lagoon for The light show. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 10:50 PM (RZ8pf) Our tickets are for one park per day. It's not that big of a deal folks. I'll manage. But thanks for the suggestions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (0Rv66)

273 Godfather iconic quotes

What have I done to deserve this disrespect?
Make him an offer he can't refuse
Leave the gun, bring the canoli
You gotta have these wars every so often, gets rid of the bad blood
I'm Moe Green! I was making my bones when you were still banging cheerleaders
Don't ever go against the family again
Barzini is dead. So are Philip Tataglia, Stracci, Cuneo, Moe Green
Don't ever ask me about my business

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (aTXUx)

274 Knob Creek bourbon here. Smmoooootthhh....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (SwHqo)

275 Casablanca has one of the most repeated quotes that is not an actual quote. "Play it again Sam" was never said.

Posted by: Dr. Brock Lee at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (DAevm)

276 Peaches, Cthulhu, I already mounted the bolts. 24 more hours to set, then I can caulk the sink and attach the brackets, 24 hours after that I can reinstall the pipes. Nights aren't necessarily days for me, but the majority of my shifts are nights.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (R+XDI)

277 by the time obama gets done this weekend not gonna be a baggie of choom left in dc.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (rDidD)

278 Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 10:46 PM (WlWt+) I love those movies. James Karen and the other guy had such hilarious chemistry together. Remember in the sequel one of them says to the other one, "Doesn't it seem like we've been through this before?" Awesome.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (oFCZn)

279

Liberating, isn't it?

It was a firefight!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (C4MXs)

280 Is he, by any chance, single? Posted by: Peaches ------------------------ Nope..., married for...., I forget... 50-odd years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

281 PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean? Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 10:50 PM My personal mostest favorite line from Office Space

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

282 Sometimes the shit comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:55 PM (dTh2r)

283 Peaches!

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 06:55 PM (rDidD)

284 Play it Sam...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:55 PM (aDwsi)

285
Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 06:55 PM (aYjRw)

286 Nope..., married for...., I forget... 50-odd years. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28 odd as in "not even" or as "in peculiar?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 06:56 PM (rDidD)

287 Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 10:54 PM (R+XDI)

well, that's all just fine and dandy, Crank but, how's the nursery coming? do you know the flavor of the impending child yet?

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:56 PM (8lmkt)

288 Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Beagle at February 28, 2014 06:56 PM (sOtz/)

289 Okay, going beddy-byes. Have children to beat in the morning. Please carry on.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 28, 2014 06:56 PM (W5F1X)

290 Who's being naive now, Kay?

Posted by: Michael at February 28, 2014 06:56 PM (Aif/5)

291 Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 06:56 PM (0AKks)

292 Got hair pie!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:56 PM (C4MXs)

293 Sometimes the shit comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 10:55 PM (dTh2r)

based on your comments, I would suggest tin foil. I say this as a friend . . . okay, a "friend"

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:56 PM (8lmkt)

294 Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:57 PM (dTh2r)

295 No, it was a good name, until that no-talent ass-clown showed up when I was 12 and started winning Grammies!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at February 28, 2014 06:57 PM (dkesm)

296 @254 Two best movies of all time are jaws and treasure of the Sierra made. Jaws seems to always be on and no matter where I catch it I watch it from that point till the end. And I watch treasure every time I catch it on tmc.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 28, 2014 06:57 PM (Xkr8I)

297 "How did youa get the beans above the frank?"

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 06:57 PM (ojnk6)

298 Now I have a submachine gun, ho ho ho.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 06:57 PM (dTh2r)

299 When THE FUCK did we get ice cream??

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 06:57 PM (0Rv66)

300 Nope..., married for...., I forget... 50-odd years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 10:54 PM (aDwsi)

no worries, it's not like I put out anyway . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

301

Going down?!

Not if I can help it.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:58 PM (C4MXs)

302 Movie quotes?

IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 06:58 PM (aTXUx)

303 My favorite Casablanca quote: I always knew you were a rank sentimentalist.

Posted by: Dr. Brock Lee at February 28, 2014 06:58 PM (DAevm)

304 "Do you want me to wash your dick for you too?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 28, 2014 06:58 PM (mbm6i)

305 Movie quotes? I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 06:58 PM (xWgW3)

306 I love those movies. James Karen and the other guy had such hilarious chemistry together. Remember in the sequel one of them says to the other one, "Doesn't it seem like we've been through this before?" Awesome. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2014 10:54 PM (oFCZn) Never saw the sequel; James Rolfe brought Return of the Living Dead to my attention. The full movie is on YouTube if anybody's interested. It's a decently-made 80's zombie movie. I'd put it as #2 on my favorite zombie movie list, with the Dawn of the Dead remake as my #1.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 06:58 PM (WlWt+)

307 Oh that makes sense. We always get the unlimited in and out of parks passes. Well then my next suggestion is to go to one of the hotels you aren't staying at (are you staying at a resort hotel?) if you want a nice adult only drinks and dining experience.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 06:58 PM (RZ8pf)

308 I'm Rainbow f*cking Randolph!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 06:59 PM (C4MXs)

309 odd as in "not even" or as "in peculiar?" Posted by: yankeefifth ------------------------ As in '50 something'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 06:59 PM (aDwsi)

310 The names Bond......

Posted by: James Bond at February 28, 2014 06:59 PM (Aif/5)

311 And your little dog, too!

Posted by: Hillary at February 28, 2014 06:59 PM (SB4s3)

312 "You have been weighed. You have been measured. And you have absolutely... Been found wanting."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 06:59 PM (uctT+)

313 so, as long as we are going back into the cold war, with obama helping putin put a new iron curtain up in eurasia, can we finally quit in calling this the great recession since the great depression and cal this economy exactly what it is the new great depression or the second great depression or at leas a fucking depression? everyone knows the economid data being published is not as much wrong as fraudulent . evrything gets revised and everyone knows sometime after this fucking loser leaves everyone is gonna revise the economic data from his "reign" into something that would make hoover laugh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:00 PM (rDidD)

314 Bushmills. And the best movie ever made? 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'. Lysol in the hooha? That's one tough old mama.

Posted by: Erowmero at February 28, 2014 07:00 PM (OONaw)

315 311 The names Bond......

Posted by: James Bond at February 28, 2014 10:59 PM (Aif/5)

srsly, buddy, punctuation . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:00 PM (8lmkt)

316 Name and town, name and town, name and town if you wish to opine. Oh wait, that's not a movie.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 07:00 PM (dTh2r)

317 253 A Good Man, any chance that could be a little closer to Atlanta? Norcross maybe, or Duluth?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 07:00 PM (ojnk6)

318 Kaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at February 28, 2014 07:00 PM (dkesm)

319 Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 07:01 PM (T1005)

320 do you know the flavor of the impending child yet? Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 10:56 PM (8lmkt) Its a little boy Crank.

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2014 07:02 PM (jZbjJ)

321 308 Oh that makes sense. We always get the unlimited in and out of parks passes. Well then my next suggestion is to go to one of the hotels you aren't staying at (are you staying at a resort hotel?) if you want a nice adult only drinks and dining experience. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 10:58 PM (RZ8pf) My parents are paying for the trip, so we went with the best deal we could find. 3 day park explorer residents' tickets. Or something like that. 3 days, you pick one park per day (Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom or Hollywood Studios) for $125 and you can add a 4th day for an extra $20. Yeah, we're staying on site. My dad insisted we stay at the Contemporary since the freaking monorail runs through the thing. He's got a bad hip and that makes it convenient for him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:02 PM (0Rv66)

322 >>> srsly, buddy, punctuation . . . Eats, shoots, leaves

Posted by: a panda at February 28, 2014 07:02 PM (Ua6T/)

323 Here we go again.

Posted by: C3PO at February 28, 2014 07:02 PM (Aif/5)

324 Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:03 PM (0AKks)

325 Just like a wop to bring a knife to a gunfight.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 07:03 PM (dTh2r)

326 Movie Quotes: "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 07:04 PM (WlWt+)

327 you know, what vlad is doin to obama is not so much like the standard aoshq doin' somethin' unexpectedly in your mouth I promised I wouldn't ever do to ya. It is more like your brother tommy lee sitting on your chest doin' somethin' unexpectedly in your mouth he promised he wouldn't ever do to ya then staying on your chest and playing name ten candy bars for an hour and slapping you in the face with his club-like tool and not letting you up even after you name ten candy bars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:04 PM (rDidD)

328 No, Mr. Bond, I want you to die.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 07:04 PM (dTh2r)

329 Casablanca has one of the most repeated quotes that is not an actual quote. "Play it again Sam" was never said. Posted by: Dr. Brock Lee at February 28, 2014 10:54 PM It's up there with "Beam me up, Scotty" on the Things Not Ever Said list. IIRC, the actual line was "If you can play it for her, you can play it for me. So play it, Sam." I totes love that movie. Guess what I'm watchin' tomorrow night?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)

330 Blue skies on Mars? Huh, never seen that one before.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 07:05 PM (dTh2r)

331 "How many assholes we got on this ship?" "We ain't found shit!" "When will then, be now?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:05 PM (0Rv66)

332 man, I really am a terrible typist, typer, keyboard manipulator guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:05 PM (rDidD)

333 Let the Wookie win.

Posted by: Barack at February 28, 2014 07:06 PM (SB4s3)

334 there's not a lot of places I can say this but, damn, if there's anything in the whole wide world that feels better than a "I have drunk more beer than my bladder can comfortably handle" piss, I have forgotten it.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:07 PM (8lmkt)

335 It's up there with "Beam me up, Scotty" on the Things Not Ever Said list. Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 11:05 PM (JMmQ9) Once Jim Traficant got kicked out of the House "Beam me up" went to the wayside.

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2014 07:07 PM (jZbjJ)

336 Movie quotes? Call me Snake...

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 07:07 PM (xWgW3)

337 under carter soviets invaded afghanistan, and carter boycotted olympics. under obama, obama sends out team to the olympics and russians invade after olympics. we are getting dumber they are getting smarter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:07 PM (rDidD)

338
When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 07:07 PM (aYjRw)

339 Vendette beat me to it, it's a boy. As to nursery, the furniture is on commission from the Amish guy who did my dining room table. The painting probably starts in April.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 07:07 PM (R+XDI)

340 Harmonica: The reward for this man is 5000 dollars, is that right?
Cheyenne: Judas was content for 4970 dollars less.
Harmonica: There were no dollars in them days.
Cheyenne: But sons of bitches... yeah.

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2014 07:08 PM (bN3zc)

341

I've seen the Godfather movies a bunch of times and the scene that always, always gets me is the one where young Vito arrives at NY Harbor and all the raggedy-assed immigrants gather at the deck to stare at the Statue of Liberty. I can't watch that without crying because my ancestors were among those raggedy-assed Ellis Island immigrants. I always think of how they must have felt, seeing Lady Liberty.

If I watched it in the era of obama, I would cry harder - for different reasons.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 28, 2014 07:08 PM (R3gO3)

342 I could set the building on fire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:08 PM (0AKks)

343 My name is not Alphabet, it's Languilli.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at February 28, 2014 07:09 PM (dkesm)

344 Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in!

Posted by: Michael Corleone at February 28, 2014 07:09 PM (Aif/5)

345 Crank, that is so cool!!!! He's gonna be so awesome . . . and quite lucky in his parentage.

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:09 PM (8lmkt)

346 Disney World hotels - don't they sell some kind of alcohol near the pool area? Or in whatever lounge they have...

Posted by: votermom at February 28, 2014 07:09 PM (GSIDW)

347 "Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2014 07:09 PM (30eLQ)

348 Movie quotes? NEVER GO FULL RETARD

Posted by: ARNY at February 28, 2014 07:09 PM (VWXUq)

349 Is the crystal in your hand glowing red? The Contemporary always reminded me of Logan's Run.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at February 28, 2014 07:09 PM (RZ8pf)

350 "All right, I'm coming out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sonofabitch takes a shot at me.. I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down"

Posted by: A Good Man in a Bad Trade at February 28, 2014 07:09 PM (PQQHz)

351 A couple from Dr. Zhivago: ------------------ Kommissar:".... as the military struggle draws to a close, the political struggle intensifies. In the hour of victory, the military will have served its purpose - and all men will be judged POLITICALLY - regardless of their military record! " ------------------ Strelnikov and Zhivago: Komissar:".... as the military struggle draws to a close, the political struggle intensifies. In the hour of victory, the military will have served its purpose - and all men will be judged POLITICALLY - regardless of their military record! " ------------------ Strelnikov and Zhivago: Pasha: The private life is dead - for a man with any manhood. Zhivago: I saw some of your 'manhood' on the way at a place called Minsk. Pasha: They were selling horses to the Whites. Zhivago: It seems you've burnt the wrong village. Pasha: They always say that, and what does it matter? A village betrays us, a village is burned. The point's made. Zhivago: Your point - their village.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:10 PM (aDwsi)

352 When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher
knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 11:07 PM (aYjRw)

And in homage to that

Mayor: Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2014 07:10 PM (bN3zc)

353 F: I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French. M: Merci Monsieur. I hope it rains every day of your fucking visit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 07:10 PM (uctT+)

354 Movie quotes? ANY YOU HOMOS CALL ME FRANCIS I'LL KILL YA

Posted by: ARNY at February 28, 2014 07:10 PM (VWXUq)

355 352 Oooooops. Sorry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:11 PM (aDwsi)

356 Who am I? I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at February 28, 2014 07:11 PM (SB4s3)

357 I really gotta go watch some tee vee, mah fingers are failin' me. God bless us, every one! xoxo, horde

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:11 PM (8lmkt)

358 Most quotable movie? I have no idea. I'll guess "Dr. Strangelove" because there are a great many quotable lines in that movie. I'm probably wrong, though. Perhaps the most oft-repeated movie quote is "I do not think that word means what you think it does."

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2014 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

359 as bad as it is getting invaded by wannabesoviet thugs, at least they do not have obamacare forced on 'em.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:11 PM (rDidD)

360 night Peaches

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:12 PM (rDidD)

361 I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2014 07:12 PM (C4MXs)

362 I am bemused that an imaginary character seems more interested in the situation in Ukraine than is POTUS. https://twitter.com/WillMcAvoyACN

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 28, 2014 07:12 PM (DmNpO)

363 I have a feeling obama's ukraine gambit is a sly manuever he planned so he will have a chance to surrender to the russians.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:13 PM (rDidD)

364 "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 07:13 PM (WlWt+)

365
"You're lying!"

"Of course I am, but hear me out."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 07:13 PM (aYjRw)

366 I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale dad? what are you doing here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:14 PM (rDidD)

367 No fighting in the war room!

Posted by: Can't remember at February 28, 2014 07:14 PM (Aif/5)

368 My favorite Casablanca quote: I always knew you were a rank sentimentalist. Posted by: Dr. Brock Lee at February 28, 2014 10:58 PM oh, doG; that's a deep cut. Great line. Claude Rains was the master of the "dead-pan", back in the day

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)

369 I always think of how they must have felt, seeing Lady Liberty. If I watched it in the era of obama, I would cry harder - for different reasons. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 28, 2014 11:08 PM (R3gO3) Donna V. All of my grandparents came here from Poland in the early 20th century. I think my motherÂ’s parents married in 1913 & they were promised to each other, what ever that means in Poland before they came here. I do not think they came here together. I found out the my motherÂ’s grandparents came here first to get settled & then brought two kids they left behind. I think that they all must have come through Ellis Island.

Posted by: Carol at February 28, 2014 07:14 PM (z4WKX)

370 I'm horrible at remembering movie lines. Salute to you folks that can.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2014 07:14 PM (HVff2)

371 Wearing a hat is always a good idea. For years now, after various vacational / businesstrip semi-disasters I have several prepacked bags in the closet, covering Overnight Road Trip through SHTF bugout .... plus keeping enough tools and supplies in the car to make a play at restarting civilization in case it all starts while I'm on the road. Gave up flying some years back, just not willing to put up with the nonsense. What can I say, you all know the drill. Goodish pile of ham radio gear in there too. But the point I was getting at was, all those prepacks include a 1/2 pint of something-or-other in case of dry county or suchlike. All first-aid kits have a 1/2 pint of everclear (or as I like to call it; campbells condensed vodka). -

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 07:15 PM (SwHqo)

372 Whoa, whoa, whoaÂ….nice shootin tex.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:15 PM (0Rv66)

373 OK, I looked at the answer. "Dr. Strangelove" wasn't even on the list. But "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" was #1. D'oh! That was my second choice. Honest.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2014 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

374 manwithnoparty: Duluth sounds reasonable, what's the best way to get in touch outside of this autonomous collective? Also, Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.

Posted by: A Good Man in a Bad Trade at February 28, 2014 07:16 PM (PQQHz)

375 my advice for business travel is buy a roomy trench coat, maybe a size too big, and always take it with you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:16 PM (rDidD)

376 Always Be Closing!

Posted by: Areck Bawdwin at February 28, 2014 07:16 PM (SB4s3)

377 174 snorting cocaine off his wifes ass screaming "I'm not the worst now bitches!"

I wouldn't waste my coke on Rosalyn's ass. It's so wrinkly I'd loose half my stash. Then again why should that buck tooth chimp care. I'm sure plenty of South American "leaders" would gladly trade a key of Peruvian marching for his assistance in monitoring there next election.

Posted by: bestie21 at February 28, 2014 07:17 PM (AzO5R)

378 Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:17 PM (0AKks)

379 348 "Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun" Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2014 11:09 PM 365 "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Posted by: Thrawn There's gotta be some kind of penalty here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 07:17 PM (uctT+)

380 375 A good man, My socked nic at mindspring.com.

Posted by: teboyle at February 28, 2014 07:18 PM (ojnk6)

381 "This was no boating accident!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:18 PM (aDwsi)

382 Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 28, 2014 07:19 PM (OmYAr)

383 "On my mark, unleash Hell."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)

384 There's gotta be some kind of penalty here. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2014 11:17 PM (uctT+) If you're competent in the least, you've found the briefcase. So you know what I mean by penalty.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 28, 2014 07:21 PM (WlWt+)

385 375 A Good Man, please let me know you copied 381.

Posted by: teboyle at February 28, 2014 07:21 PM (ojnk6)

386 Stumbled on this. I thought it was surprisingly good. Devil Went Down to Geogia -- in Spanish. Not just Spansih, but Mexican cowboy Spanish. El Diablo BajÃ³ a Georgia - 8 SEGUNDOS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9eDuxvBwyk

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 07:21 PM (ZPrif)

387 You had me at, "Dicks fuck assholes,"

Posted by: Lisa, Team America at February 28, 2014 07:22 PM (SB4s3)

388 "Shakin the bush, boss!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 28, 2014 07:22 PM (mbm6i)

389 regarding the earlier lysol discussion, it was not done by spraying the aerosol into the "hooh-hah",but simply shoving the can in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:22 PM (rDidD)

390 I've always found cannabis sativa to be a great pro-sex food.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 28, 2014 07:23 PM (9CBig)

391 anyone here not have tape over their web cam lens?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:23 PM (rDidD)

392
Gave? Boy, you got it all wrong. I don't give jobs, I hire men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 07:24 PM (aYjRw)

393 I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:24 PM (0AKks)

394 Another quote that never happened: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto". I think she said "Toto? I've got a feeling this isn't Kansas." And anybody having a problem with Mel's classics being off the "quotable lines" list? "Excuse me while I whip this out." "PutÂ…the candleÂ…back!!" "It's twueÂ…it's twue!" "Wherewolf." "There. There..wolf" Â….and so on.

Posted by: Eric in Boise at February 28, 2014 07:25 PM (kgBIQ)

395 389 "What we have here, is failure to communicate."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

396 Obama is the classic bully, he beats up on the weak and trembles at a show of force. Good job FSA. your Free Shit will no longer be on yoEBT

Posted by: Smart military blog at February 28, 2014 07:25 PM (q0r5L)

397 I'll show you the fields where the iron crosses grow.

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 07:25 PM (4JkHl)

398 Any movie with Rodney Dangerfield gets quoted. A lot. Even Easy Money.

Posted by: grognard at February 28, 2014 07:26 PM (hjKMO)

399 El Diablo BajÃ³ a Georgia - 8 SEGUNDOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9eDuxvBwyk

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 11:21 PM (ZPrif)

that's actually pretty fuckin cool . . . nice pickin

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:26 PM (8lmkt)

400 Ah "Casablanca" . Movie perfection.

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2014 07:26 PM (M/TDA)

401 "Don't sell yourself short. You're a tremendous slouch."

Posted by: EC at February 28, 2014 07:26 PM (doBIb)

402 Well, even if I technically said the words, since I'm a troll and all, we'll give the mulligan to Thrawn

klaatu... verada...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 28, 2014 07:26 PM (30eLQ)

403 "Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some HÃ¤agen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. That's it? Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:27 PM (0Rv66)

404 Fight Club had a number of good quotes, and possibly the most disturbing one I've ever heard.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 07:27 PM (R+XDI)

405 so where is cdr m? laying sono buoys off a crimea?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:27 PM (rDidD)

406 Sideways rain here in San Diego. You don't see that very often here. On the other hand, you don't see clouds very often here.

Posted by: Hutch at February 28, 2014 07:28 PM (9TME+)

407 'm horrible at remembering movie lines. Salute to you folks that can. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2014 11:14 PM (HVff2) I do not remember movies quotes or television series that I watch from one season to the next. ItÂ’s only television. Last year I started watching The Americans on FX & on demand to catch up. Second season started this week & I wanted to watch the last episode of last year on demand & itÂ’s not there unless I pay either $1.99 or $2.99. I watched second season premier &s some things came back to me.

Posted by: Carol at February 28, 2014 07:28 PM (z4WKX)

408 started doing tape over camera lenses years ago. also over the flash on phone-cameras that default to 'auto' .... collected a great album of co-workers sleeping, playing solitare, et-effing-cetera while on the clock, and sprung it on HR at my last layoff .... good for a year of severance.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 07:28 PM (SwHqo)

409 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 11:27 PM (0Rv66)

well played, my friend, very well played! putin-claps!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:28 PM (8lmkt)

410 Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 11:17 PM one of my all times favorite movie lines "I got a meeting with the Bobs" "I was not aware of this" "Yeah, I know. They called me at home"

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 07:28 PM (JMmQ9)

411 Movie quotes? Automobeeeee-ill? (Makes tire screaching sound and then crashing sound).

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 07:29 PM (xWgW3)

412 He represents all that is soulless and wrong! And you slept with him!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:29 PM (0AKks)

413 yeah, I have been puttin tape over everything for years. whenever there is a serious conversation, phone off, battery out, door closed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:30 PM (rDidD)

414 I don't know if it's oft quoted, but it's one of my favorites: "I do none harm, I say none harm, I think none harm. And if this be not enough to keep a man alive, in good faith I long not to live."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2014 07:30 PM (XyM/Y)

415 Peaches -- yeah, dude has a good voice. Swear they were singing Spanish with a southern accent. It's some ass-kicking Mexican cowboy country music.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 07:31 PM (ZPrif)

416
You're dumber than you think I think you are.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 07:31 PM (aYjRw)

417 He represents all that is soulless and wrong! And you slept with him! Posted by: Blanco Basura at February who is reggie love's mom?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:31 PM (rDidD)

418 My dad's still steadily improving. Need comments over at my blog real bad.

Posted by: Dave M at February 28, 2014 07:31 PM (Vm3v/)

419 El Diablo BajÃ³ a Georgia - 8 SEGUNDOS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9eDuxvBwyk Posted by: Flatbush Joe I see your narcocorrido and raise you one Ballad of Valter Blanco. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0JPTgAtqzw

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 07:31 PM (uctT+)

420 Blucher!

Posted by: Igor at February 28, 2014 07:31 PM (SB4s3)

421 I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:32 PM (0AKks)

422 "I got a meeting with the Bobs"

"I was not aware of this"

"Yeah, I know. They called me at home"

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 11:28 PM (JMmQ9)

haha, falling all about, laughing my ass off!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:32 PM (8lmkt)

423 I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 07:32 PM (T1005)

424 I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?

Posted by: Mr. Waturi at February 28, 2014 07:32 PM (/o5YZ)

425 421 Blucher! Posted by: Igor

Whinny!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at February 28, 2014 07:32 PM (SB4s3)

426 so where is cdr m? laying sono buoys off a crimea?
I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

And The Producers. Great quotes throughout. "You Swedish tease!"

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 07:33 PM (hn5v5)

427
I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger.........and those I am about to.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2014 07:33 PM (aYjRw)

428 I donÂ’t like Bill Maher but have it on because Bill Kristol from The Weekly Standard is a guest. Kristol pissed off Maher & I loved it!

Posted by: Carol at February 28, 2014 07:33 PM (z4WKX)

429 Evening all. I'm not reading 420 plus comments, so someone give me the Cliff's Notes version. I do know this: Fuck Winter. Fuck it right in its stupid face.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 07:33 PM (eQJwb)

430 "And turn that hat around. You can't possibly be as stupid as that makes you look."

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:34 PM (4Mv1T)

431 movie quotes: "now you know why they call me dirty harry; 'cause I do every dirty job that comes along" to his new partner,after catching the jumper. I like this one better than "feel lucky", it sort of reflects my own life experience.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 07:34 PM (SwHqo)

432 The WWII color footage. I see they took footage from the original Memphis Belle movie in that. There is far more color pictures and footage than many people think. Without the History or Military Channels colorizing stuff.

From Life Magazine. VT-6 TBD-1 Devastators in flight with Diamondhead in the background. In glorious pre-WWII color and markings.
http://tinyurl.com/kzoksl9

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 07:34 PM (MOXtS)

433 I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 11:24 PM we're on the same wave-length...

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2014 07:34 PM (JMmQ9)

434 No, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I...I'll...I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:34 PM (0AKks)

435 Evening all. I'm not reading 420 plus comments, so someone give me the Cliff's Notes version. I do know this: Fuck Winter. Fuck it right in its stupid face. Posted by: DC in Towson at February movie quotes, yawn hey, you are late

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:34 PM (rDidD)

436 DC - Quotable movie lines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:34 PM (aDwsi)

437 391 and indica for the lady? It tens to make negotiations smoother.

Posted by: bestie21 at February 28, 2014 07:34 PM (AzO5R)

438 "What in heavenÂ’s name brought you to Casablanca?" Rick: "My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters." "The waters? What waters? WeÂ’re in the desert." Rick: "I was misinformed." My favorite lines from the movie. I love the way Bogart tosses off that last line.

Posted by: Tuna at February 28, 2014 07:35 PM (M/TDA)

439 Aliens not on the quotable list? Game over, man! Game over!

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at February 28, 2014 07:35 PM (2oU2+)

440 I do know this: Fuck Winter. Fuck it right in its stupid face. Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 11:33 PM (eQJwb) I'm at Disney World and we're quoting our favorite movie lines. That pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:35 PM (0Rv66)

441 Aliens not on the quotable list? Game over, man! Game over! Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at February into the barrel, that is a repeat

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:36 PM (rDidD)

442 What hump?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 07:36 PM (hn5v5)

443 reverend tuttle looks like jeb bush.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 28, 2014 07:36 PM (FYmS6)

444 Here's a higher quality version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EuZ2DuwzJs I guess 8 Segundos is a spanish country band. Seem to be Mexican. I think. Not sure.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 07:36 PM (ZPrif)

445 From Scarface- "fucking motherfucking motherfucker" Okay, I made that up, but it's close....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:36 PM (aDwsi)

446 Tired of movie quotes.

Let's talk about our dear leader and Putin.

Grudge match.

Yea, I know. No contest.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:36 PM (4Mv1T)

447 *imagines BCochran spinning around in a tea cup with the drunk midgets*

"It's a small world after all"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 07:36 PM (MOXtS)

448 Movie quotes? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 07:36 PM (xWgW3)

449 What do you mean "you people"? What do YOU mean "you people"?

Posted by: Mr. Waturi at February 28, 2014 07:37 PM (/o5YZ)

450 400 odd lines of one off movie quotes is like tweeting top gun one frame at a time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:37 PM (rDidD)

451 Gaaah! Those Lysol ads (yes, there was more then one) give me a sensation akin, I think, to what men experience when seeing circumcision pics. *shiver*

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee who is, in fact, a Real Woman at February 28, 2014 07:37 PM (C15wm)

452 I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says...

Posted by: AD at February 28, 2014 07:37 PM (bN3zc)

453 "whenever there is a serious conversation, phone off, battery out, door closed." water running, radio playing loud.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 07:37 PM (SwHqo)

454 448 *imagines BCochran spinning around in a tea cup with the drunk midgets* "It's a small world after all" Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 11:36 PM (MOXtS) Both those things will undoubtedly happen tomorrow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:38 PM (0Rv66)

455 "Ramming Speed!"

Posted by: Ernie McCracken - Film Critic at February 28, 2014 07:38 PM (1ISHv)

456 "Chicken wire?"

Posted by: Piercello at February 28, 2014 07:38 PM (jJ97i)

457 in b4 Winston Wolf?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 28, 2014 07:38 PM (mbm6i)

458 "whenever there is a serious conversation, phone off, battery out, door closed." water running, radio playing loud. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February and fapping sounds. sometimes I get the odd odd look at a business meeting

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:38 PM (rDidD)

459 What knockers!

Posted by: Froderick Frankenstein at February 28, 2014 07:39 PM (/o5YZ)

460 Mr. Obama, however, cited Â“reports of military movements taken by the Russian Federation inside of Ukraine,Â” and he said, Â“Any violation of Ukrainian sovereignty would be deeply destabilizing.Â” Â“There will be costs,Â” Mr. Obama said in a hastily arranged statement from the White House. -------------------- Putin shaking in his boots.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:39 PM (aDwsi)

461 It was one of THOSE days. Therefore I shall drink. Heavily. Why the fuck do the frequency coordinators of a given area insist on holding freq requests to the 'approved' antennas that haven't been made in a generation? Are they stupid? Or merely bureaucrat BS? And when you tell them this, the moron (not in a good way) gets snippy and threatens to kill the freq authorization. The poor bastards using it are 1/10th of a mile from the border, and the USBP hasn't been around in some time. Da fuq?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at February 28, 2014 07:39 PM (ial2b)

462 I enjoy the company of women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Freddy Neet-sche at February 28, 2014 07:39 PM (omBWL)

463 I wanna hear what obama has to say about our security agreement with ukraine?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:39 PM (rDidD)

464 according to harry reid all those reports about russia invading crimea are lies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:40 PM (rDidD)

465 447 Obama: "Sooooo Vladimir, about this whole Crimean misunderstanding, what do you want?" Putin: "To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women."

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 07:40 PM (xWgW3)

466 Why the fuck do the frequency coordinators of a given area insist on holding freq requests to the 'approved' antennas that haven't been made in a generation? Are they stupid? Or merely bureaucrat BS? And when you tell them this, the moron (not in a good way) gets snippy and threatens to kill the freq authorization. The poor bastards using it are 1/10th of a mile from the border, and the USBP hasn't been around in some time. Da fuq? Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at February 28, 2014 11:39 PM (ial2b) I have no idea what movie that is.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:40 PM (0Rv66)

467 I wanna hear what obama has to say about our security agreement with ukraine? Posted by: yankeefifth
--------------------------------

I'm hoping he never speaks of it. I don't care how wrong his intentions are.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:41 PM (4Mv1T)

468 You gonna skin that smoke wagon or just stand there and bleed?

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 07:41 PM (LsJl8)

469 You gonna skin that smoke wagon or just stand there and bleed?
Posted by: CDR M
---------------------------

Thread Winner.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)

470 464 I wanna hear what obama has to say about our security agreement with ukraine?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 11:39 PM (rDidD)

Taiwan is probably asking for a clarification too.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 07:42 PM (LsJl8)

471 into the barrel, that is a repeat Posted by: yankeefifth Ah, yes, the barrel.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 07:42 PM (uctT+)

472 Okay. I'll set the building on fire.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:42 PM (0AKks)

473 Gonna say bureaucrat BS. Also: "I was misinformed" "Ramming Speed!" is good too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 07:42 PM (SwHqo)

474 so is this the "room" obama was telling the ruskies he would have after the election?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:42 PM (rDidD)

475 Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 11:42 PM (4Mv1T)

Heh. Now I gotta peruse that list to see where Tombstone is on that list.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 07:42 PM (LsJl8)

476

Speaking of circumcision........

...... if the present Secretary of State were to be circumcised, the cut would occur at the neck.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2014 07:43 PM (vvk2F)

477 *Resists urge to quote from Terminator* Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at February 28, 2014 07:43 PM (jZbjJ)

478 I was proud of president Obama today, so proud for telling that Putin guy to knock it off. Unlike Bush who lied and no one trusted or was afraid of. him and that's why 911 occurred. He was weak and nobody trusts him like our black president.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at February 28, 2014 07:43 PM (iB0Q2)

479 You gonna skin that smoke wagon or just stand there and bleed?

Posted by: CDR M
---------------------------

Thread Winner.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 11:42 PM (4Mv1T)

yesh, threadwinner

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:43 PM (8lmkt)

480 430 Evening all. I'm not reading 420 plus comments, so someone give me the Cliff's Notes version.

How about just fuck the reading and just 420?

Posted by: bestie21 at February 28, 2014 07:43 PM (AzO5R)

481 Taiwan is probably asking for a clarification too. Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 11:42 PM (LsJl

er, Japan...

Posted by: the burn at February 28, 2014 07:43 PM (q0r5L)

482 Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 11:42 PM (4Mv1T)

Heh. Now I gotta peruse that list to see where Tombstone is on that list.
Posted by: CDR M
-----------------------------------

No. You don't. So I have said it.

So it shall be.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:44 PM (4Mv1T)

483 Taiwan is probably asking for a clarification too. Posted by: CDR M at February 28 Well, they will probably get some pandas for their zoo, after reunification.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:44 PM (rDidD)

484 "Round up the usual suspects."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 07:44 PM (MOXtS)

485 yankeefilth at 475: yes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 07:44 PM (SwHqo)

486 424Â I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum. Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 11:32 PM (T1005)______________ Oooh. Good one. I forgot about that. Even the six year old knows that one (*butt*)

Posted by: shredded chi at February 28, 2014 07:45 PM (OmYAr)

487

Government doing what government does best. OH Democrat seeks fines for people who idle their car too long.

*****

I think this guy is on to something. We should take it to the next level and get rid of red lights and stop signs too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 28, 2014 07:45 PM (z+4T3)

488 if you like your country you can keep your country

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:45 PM (rDidD)

489 Free to Choose Friday (Part

The eighth episode: Who Protects the Worker More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5115

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 28, 2014 07:45 PM (AymDN)

490 "Excuse me while I whip this out..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 07:45 PM (HVI5a)

491 >>>>I'm at Disney World and we're quoting our favorite movie lines. That pretty much sums it up. Huh. It's 20 degrees here. That is not enough degrees to be agreeable to human habitation. And my buddy in Tampa decided to call me and tell me that it was 70 and he was sitting outside in gym shorts. Movie quotes? "Away. You mean blow these guys away." "Whatever"

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 07:46 PM (eQJwb)

492 We've gotten more rain here in socal the last three day than in the past 8 months. And as expected people are driving like idiots.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 28, 2014 07:46 PM (WdbF7)

493 y'all saw the furiously masturbating teacher story, right?

Posted by: Peaches at February 28, 2014 07:46 PM (8lmkt)

494 "Dishes are done!" "You dick!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:46 PM (0Rv66)

495 don't forget Obama called WW2 'The Great Patriotic War' which is what the russions call it.

Posted by: the burn at February 28, 2014 07:46 PM (q0r5L)

496 447 Tired of movie quotes. Let's talk about our dear leader and Putin. Grudge match. Yea, I know. No contest ----- I hear Obama will challenge Putin to a Game of Thrones trivia contest.

Posted by: votermom at February 28, 2014 07:46 PM (SG0YE)

497 G'night all.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 07:46 PM (SwHqo)

498 468 I wanna hear what obama has to say about our security agreement with ukraine?

Posted by: yankeefifth
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I'm hoping he never speaks of it. I don't care how wrong his intentions are.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 11:41 PM (4Mv1T) Hide posts from (4Mv1T)

I'd bet that all the other nations "sheltering under our nuclear umbrella" would love to hear what Nobama has to say, as well. I'm thinking nuclear proliferation in Japan, Saudi Arabia, Taiwan, South Korea, Canada, Australia, and Sweden in......5......4......3.......2........

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 07:47 PM (T1005)

499 Republic of China, South Korea, Japan, and the Philippines are probably calling the State Department right now for assurances.

And Jean Francois Cary is the one answering the phone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 07:47 PM (MOXtS)

500 Bueller?....Bueller?

That's my guess for most quoted.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 28, 2014 07:47 PM (z+4T3)

501 Don't forget the Ukrain gave up their nukes.....

Posted by: the burn at February 28, 2014 07:48 PM (q0r5L)

502 That was my skull, I'm so wasted! --some typecast actor

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 07:48 PM (0AKks)

503 "471 464
I wanna hear what obama has to say about our security agreement with ukraine?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 11:39 PM (rDidD)

Taiwan is probably asking for a clarification too.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 11:42 PM (LsJl "

I think the situation ought to be clear enough to Taiwan, South Korea, Poland, the Czech Republic and everybody else who has had their security guaranteed by the United States in exchange for not procuring nuclear weapons.

The only question is what they are going to do about it and how quickly they can do it.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 07:48 PM (PD6iL)

504 every single effin time I turn around obama fucks something up worse than even I anticipated. he fucking invents problems.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:48 PM (rDidD)

505 Japan, Israel, etc. They all realize our promises and treaties don't mean shit with current leadership.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 07:48 PM (LsJl8)

506 You could basically quote every line of Tombstone. Easily the best Western made in the last 30 years.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken - Film Critic at February 28, 2014 07:48 PM (1ISHv)

507 BCochran: is that from American Beauty?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 07:49 PM (HVI5a)

508 That's not a pillow!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 07:49 PM (hn5v5)

509 The only question is what they are going to do about it and how quickly they can do it.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 11:48 PM (PD6iL)

Yup. Welcome to the new arms race.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 07:49 PM (LsJl8)

510 253 Any chance of a moron meetup in/near Athens GA?
No really.

Spent 5 years there....'tis a silly place

Posted by: King Arthur at February 28, 2014 07:49 PM (AWwDY)

511 I've also seen people get away years without filing their taxes. No shit, I had a guy come to me about three years ago sit down and tell me he hadn't filed in six years, and wasn't about to start. Of course he wasn't making over 80k and more shockingly he was a cop.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 28, 2014 07:49 PM (WdbF7)

512 Fuck it right in its stupid face. Posted by: DC in Towson at February Ah, DC speakin' my love language!

I am not a movie person, so I can't join in, but wanted to say hey. 'night, all!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 28, 2014 07:49 PM (Pfvig)

513 Probably my fave comedy movie quote is from Raising Arizona, when Holly Hunter looks up in the car... and sees Nic Cage (as Hi) robbing the Short Stop with the pantyhose on his head.

"That asshole!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 07:50 PM (HVI5a)

514 Well, the world needs ditch-diggers too.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 07:50 PM (eQJwb)

515 Let's talk about our dear leader and Putin. Grudge match. Yea, I know. No contest ----- I hear Obama will challenge Putin to a Game of Thrones trivia contest. Posted by: votermom at February yeah, putin would be renting obama out for smokes after a real fight man to man.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:50 PM (rDidD)

516 I have no idea what movie that is. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 11:40 PM (0Rv66) I wish it was a movie. The aforementioned poor bastards are operating 5+ miles SE of where Brian Terry was killed.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at February 28, 2014 07:50 PM (ial2b)

517 "Who's in charge here, soldier?" "Ain't you ?" also the Roach .... that's all foax

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2014 07:50 PM (SwHqo)

518 'night, all! Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February hey!

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:50 PM (rDidD)

519 Also from Raising Arizona:

"Son, you got a panty on yo' head!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 07:50 PM (HVI5a)

520 Putin to the Ukraine: "Leave the gas, just walk away".

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 28, 2014 07:51 PM (xWgW3)

521 Tammy! No, stick around. I'm about to do a shot, so my comments ought to be even more stupider than usual.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 07:51 PM (eQJwb)

522 Anyone know how many troops went into Georgia in 2008? Russia can't project very much power for very long. Their military has a few um, challenges

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at February 28, 2014 07:51 PM (q0r5L)

523 yeah, putin would be renting obama out for smokes after a real fight man to man.
But not in a dangling wiener contest!

Posted by: r.r. martin at February 28, 2014 07:52 PM (hn5v5)

524 It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence.

(Maybe a bad day for this one.)

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2014 07:52 PM (4JkHl)

525 508 BCochran: is that from American Beauty? Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 11:49 PM (HVI5a) "Dishes are done" is from Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter Is Dead and "You dick!" is Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 07:52 PM (0Rv66)

526 "He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes."

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 07:52 PM (R+XDI)

527 "I've also seen people get away years without filing their taxes. No shit, I had a guy come to me about three years ago sit down and tell me he hadn't filed in six years, and wasn't about to start. Of course he wasn't making over 80k and more shockingly he was a cop."

The only time this matters is when you have to provide returns for a job application. Most Police jobs require this upon application. And that you have a clean credit status. Otherwise you are what is known as a "liability".

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2014 07:53 PM (AW7Gr)

528 Ok, I'm now a fan of these 8 Segundos guys I'd never heard of before. Mexican country music. Though it looks like they play across Texas a lot. Here's a pic of the band http://www.grupo8segundos.com/images/8_segundos.jpg

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 07:53 PM (ZPrif)

529 Most quoted contenders: Gone w/the Wind Animal House Caddyshack Not another sharknado! I just raked up a bunch of sharks into a big pile!

Posted by: GOETZ VON BERLICHINGEN at February 28, 2014 07:53 PM (5n1Nw)

530 You could basically quote every line of Tombstone. Easily the best Western made in the last 30 years. Posted by: Ernie McCracken ----------------- A couple of nice lines in 'Silverdo' also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

531 Japan, Israel, etc. They all realize our promises and treaties don't mean shit with current leadership. Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 ironically, south korea, taiwan, and japan are probably only a few screw turns away from their own nukes and israel has 'em. kinda makes a convincing lesson, give up your nukes / nuke program you are libya or ukraine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:54 PM (rDidD)

532 'Silverado', damnit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

533 Here I thought the dollar would collapse first.

O'Buttfuck is gonna screw things up faster than that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)

534 give up your nukes / nuke program you are libya or ukraine. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 11:54 PM (rDidD) gun control on a macro level

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at February 28, 2014 07:55 PM (q0r5L)

535 No matter where you go, there you are! I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 28, 2014 07:55 PM (o3MSL)

536 Silverado was my most favorite western till Tombstone.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)

537 BCochran: thanks.

We could just quote The Simpsons for the rest of the evening. One of my faves:

(Bart is shaking up a Coke can... in a paint-shaking device at the hardware store)

Nerdy worker: Hey, you can't do that!
Bart: Uh, I heard there's a sale on Clearasil at the pharmacy next door.
Nerdy worker: Wow, I'm in pizza-faced paradise!!
Bart: Moron!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 07:56 PM (HVI5a)

538 Glad to see California getting some drenching rains to alleviate the drought somewhat

Even if you don't care if the state bakes into dust and slides into the Pacific, more than 3/4 of the fruits and veggies you buy come from there, and food is already getting pretty expensive

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 07:56 PM (aTXUx)

539 I am hoping obama has some cool and wise heads providing counsel because obama is not gonna take another international swirlie well. every new day under this fuckstick is more dangerous than the preceding.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:56 PM (rDidD)

540 Here's another one. Not sure if this is a cover or not, I'm not a country music expert Bebiendo y Llorando Su Adios (Drinking and Crying You Goodbye -- or something like that) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkuYLbJhQK8

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 07:56 PM (ZPrif)

541 I'm yer huckleberry...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 07:56 PM (HVI5a)

542 according to harry reid all those reports about russia invading crimea are lies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 11:40 PM (rDidD)

I first noticed this "it's all lies" and "everything they say is a lie" when it was said by callers to talk radio. Now, per Harry Reid, it is the official line of the Democrat Party. Everything their enemies say is a lie. Every last word.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2014 07:56 PM (3qZbZ)

543 RoC got the message not to count on the US when Gaylord Focker cancelled the sale of 66 F-16Cs to the country.

The Philippines is rebuilding its air force with South Korean trainers/attack jets. The US gave them a retired USCG cutter.

Vietnam has been buying from Russia to defend itself from Beijing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 07:56 PM (MOXtS)

544 so its the usa, china,russia and the jihadies? The rest of the world can pnly project power inside their own border? ie, Venuezelai?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at February 28, 2014 07:57 PM (q0r5L)

545 Jane, you ignorant slut...

I know... TV but I just wanted to say it.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 07:57 PM (hn5v5)

546 "When I was 12 years old, I helped my daddy build a bomb shelter in our back yard because some madman parked a dozen warheads 90 miles off the coast of Florida. This thing could park a couple hundred warheads off Washington and New York and nobody would know anything about it until it was all over."

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 07:57 PM (R+XDI)

547 Hrothgar - Buckaroo Banzai and Apocalypse Now.

Next?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 07:57 PM (MOXtS)

548 Conservative Crank - Hunt for Red October.

One ping!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 07:58 PM (MOXtS)

549

Let's see if I can remember without googling:

"Remember this gun is pointed right at your heart"

"That's my least vulnerable part."

and

"What nationality are you?"

"I'm a drunkard."

" That makes Rick a citizen of the world."

Yes, Casablanca is movie perfection.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 28, 2014 07:58 PM (R3gO3)

550 Well damn I'm late. What's up?

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 07:58 PM (G8OL9)

551 So the next World War really might be a WORLD WAR?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 07:59 PM (4Mv1T)

552 I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at February 28, 2014 07:59 PM (l3vZN)

553 Well damn I'm late. What's up? Posted by: Bomber at February 28 in the crimean, the balloon

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 07:59 PM (rDidD)

554 >>>I am hoping obama has some cool and wise heads providing counsel I like slapstick comedy too! Oh, you were serious? Yeah, we're fooked.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 07:59 PM (eQJwb)

555 "523 Anyone know how many troops went into Georgia in 2008?

Russia can't project very much power for very long.

Their military has a few um, challenges

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at February 28, 2014 11:51 PM (q0r5L)"

I remember around the time of the Falklands unpleasantness that someone wrote that the Argentine army might not be able to beat the British but it could damn sure beat the Argentinians. I think that maybe Russia has the same kind of army.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 07:59 PM (PD6iL)

556 "One God I can understand."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:00 PM (MOXtS)

557 I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. Posted by: Vladimir Putin Good one....., and yet, not funny at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 08:00 PM (aDwsi)

558 539 Glad to see California getting some drenching rains to alleviate the drought somewhat

Even if you don't care if the state bakes into dust and slides into the Pacific, more than 3/4 of the fruits and veggies you buy come from there, and food is already getting pretty expensive

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 11:56 PM (aTXUx) Hide posts from (aTXUx)

That was true a few short years ago.....now, not so much. Even here in the Golden State, a majority of the produce is from Mexico.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 08:00 PM (T1005)

559 Are you two related?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 08:00 PM (hn5v5)

560
Vietnam has been buying from Russia to defend itself from Beijing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 11:56 PM (MOXtS)

I believe they just got their first Kilo sub recently.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 08:00 PM (LsJl8)

561 Office Space on HBO at 1230

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 28, 2014 08:01 PM (DmNpO)

562 And here I was, happily thinking that Obama was just going to screw up the USA, but noooo, he is going to screw up the entire world! Thanks again, 52%, MSM, and RNC!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 28, 2014 08:01 PM (o3MSL)

563 guys over at strategy page were speculating that at most the russians have 100,000 combat troops.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:01 PM (rDidD)

564 "I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the TannhÃ¤user Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like ... tears in rain. Time to die."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 08:02 PM (uctT+)

565 I am hoping obama has some cool and wise heads providing counsel --------------- Yeah. This administration is a veritable landscape of competence and experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 08:02 PM (aDwsi)

566 I believe they just got their first Kilo sub recently. Posted by: CDR M at March 01 you know where it is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:02 PM (rDidD)

567 The Philippines is rebuilding its air force with South Korean trainers/attack jets. The US gave them a retired USCG cutter. -- I imagine the Philippines remembers the last World War and is not eager for a repeat.

Posted by: votermom at February 28, 2014 08:02 PM (b4AYg)

568 hey bomber how is morale in the USN?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at February 28, 2014 08:02 PM (q0r5L)

569 565 guys over at strategy page were speculating that at most the russians have 100,000 combat troops. Remember your history. In Russia, if you can walk forward with a rifle pointed at your back, you are a combat troop.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 08:03 PM (R+XDI)

570

Although Obama's a mess internationally, I wish I could say to all the anti-American fuckers in Europe and elsewhere who blew a gasket when Bush was in office:

"Ok, assholes, you wanted 'Yankee Go Home?' We're home. We're not defending your ass. How does that feel?"

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at February 28, 2014 08:03 PM (R3gO3)

571 you know where it is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 12:02 AM (rDidD)

Cam Rahn Port. They got their second Kilo in January.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 08:03 PM (LsJl8)

572 Crawley Dake: Ah, I see. To strike it rich. Well, all right, that's fine. Tell you one thing, though... I never saw a rich man who didn't wind up with a guilty conscience. Wyatt Earp: I already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too. Good day, now.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken - Film Critic at February 28, 2014 08:04 PM (1ISHv)

573 I believe they just got their first Kilo sub recently. Posted by: CDR M at March 01, 2014 12:00 AM (LsJl I know at one point we were looking to sell our P-3s to India. You hear anything about that? One of my BiL's deployments was to the pacific and they spent a decent bit of time in IndiaÂ….displaying and demonstratingÂ…the capabilities of the P-3.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 08:04 PM (0Rv66)

574 The thing is Obama does not give a tinky winky for anything other than domestic politics all he wants to do is round us bitter clingers ant re-educate us.

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at February 28, 2014 08:04 PM (q0r5L)

575 >>> how is morale in the USN?

I don't know, I'm on leave so my morale is pretty good.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:04 PM (G8OL9)

576 Even if you don't care if the state bakes into dust and slides into the Pacific... Posted by: kbdabear CA is not a subduction zone, and even it were, the pacific plate is going it the wrong direction. CA, at least the southern 3/4 is a strike/slip zone, aka So Cal will be a suburb of Alaska in a few million.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (uctT+)

577 Mike Hammer, if Jean Francois Cary is an example of competence and experience. I would hate to see incompetence and inexperience.

Cdr M, I think I read that also. First of eight. Plus Russian jet fighters. Though India apparently is not happy with working with Russia on the Pak-50. So hopefully the Chinese 'stealth' fighter is about the same.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (MOXtS)

578 I know at one point we were looking to sell our P-3s to India. You hear anything about that? One of my BiL's deployments was to the pacific and they spent a decent bit of time in IndiaÂ….displaying and demonstratingÂ…the capabilities of the P-3. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credib are we selling p-3s or p-8s?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (rDidD)

579 We did sell some P-3's to India. Some were destroyed a few years back in a terror attack in India. They are in the process of purchasing P-8's.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (LsJl8)

580 I've been giving myself shock treatments.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (0AKks)

581 "Ok, assholes, you wanted 'Yankee Go Home?' We're home. We're not defending your ass. How does that feel?" Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand)
----------------------------------

Words to live by.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (4Mv1T)

582 Oh they are shaking in their boots [with laughter] in Moscow tonight. Can't somebody show up to work at the White House and tell this Jello-spined juggalo that his warning and threats just aren't making it? I mean really. This tough guy spiel is just an embarrassment: "The Obama administration is evaluating whether President Barack Obama will go forward with plans to attend an international summit in Russia this summer amid reports of Russian intervention in Ukraine. A senior administration official says it's hard to see how Obama and European leaders would attend the G-8 summit in Sochi, which is scheduled for June. " So let me get this straight. The "penalty" for Russia if it keeps its hold on the Ukraine is that it doesn't get to waste precious summer days in June in the presence of this cowardly little narcissist and his entourage of fluffers and fellators? Well, yes, that would certainly make any leader of Russia give up the security of his fleet's access to the Crimea, the Black Sea, and from there into the Mediterranean. Let's not forget that Russia lost the Crimean War in the middle of the 19th Century [not that long ago in the Russian mind] which took about half a million lives on all sides. In that war, most of the fighting took place for control of the Black Sea, with land battles on the Crimean peninsula in southern Russia. Deja vu all over again? Why not? That's the history of Russia writ large. http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/5minute_arguments/oh_yeah_you_and_what_army.php

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (bb5+k)

583 Ok, this one's kinda funny. Quiero que me quieras (I Want You to Want Me ) Yeah, it's the Mexican country version of the Cheap Trick song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhL6Hm4wcvo

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (ZPrif)

584 394 I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

What would you say...you do here?

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2014 08:05 PM (qyomX)

585 Never mind. It was Pakistan that has the P-3's.

Posted by: CDR M at February 28, 2014 08:06 PM (LsJl8)

586 India is actually getting the P-8s just like the USN.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:06 PM (MOXtS)

587 "Just remember what ol' Jack Burton always sez . . . never drive any faster than you can see."

Yay . . . the new episode of Grimm is up on some of the streaming sites. See ya later.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 28, 2014 08:06 PM (X7RDS)

588 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 12:01 AM (rDidD) You don't need a lot of Spetznaz troops to kick ass and take names!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 28, 2014 08:06 PM (o3MSL)

589 Torrential downpour just started here in southeastern LA county.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 08:07 PM (HVI5a)

590 ...all he wants to do is round us bitter clingers ant re-educate us. Posted by: Smart Military Blog
--------------------------------

We're beyond help.

Thank heaven.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 08:07 PM (4Mv1T)

591 "You ask for a miracle Theo? I give you the F-B-I."

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 08:07 PM (R+XDI)

592 I don't know, I'm on leave so my morale is pretty good.
I am the FUCKING SHORE PATROL!!!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 08:07 PM (hn5v5)

593 That was true a few short years ago.....now, not so much. Even here in the Golden State, a majority of the produce is from Mexico.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 12:00 AM

Really?

Damn, I move out and the state just goes completely to shit

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2014 08:07 PM (aTXUx)

594 >>>I don't know, I'm on leave so my morale is pretty good. Good to know nothing much has changed. Enjoy your time with your family.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 08:08 PM (eQJwb)

595 Evening all. This almost spring weather is awesome.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:09 PM (MtC8f)

596 Damn, I move out and the state just goes completely to shit

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 08:09 PM (0AKks)

597 I just thought of something, if Hagel is going to ax USS George Washington... why not loan it to the Royal Navy or India. Let them fuel it and scare some people like Argentina or the PRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:09 PM (MOXtS)

598 That there's the kitchen area, where Ma and Pa chow down.

Posted by: Splunge at February 28, 2014 08:09 PM (qyomX)

599 So Pakistan ended up with our P-3s? That's interesting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 28, 2014 08:10 PM (0Rv66)

600 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 08:10 PM (T1005)

601 Mark Steyn on the current crisis and ongoing Obama admin fucking up linked in my sock. (8 minutes)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 08:10 PM (hn5v5)

602 >>> I am the FUCKING SHORE PATROL!!!

Not much shore to patrol around here.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:10 PM (G8OL9)

603 technically shouldn't it be Basura Blanca? or is that spanglish?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at February 28, 2014 08:10 PM (q0r5L)

604 >>> if Hagel is going to ax USS George Washington... why not loan it to the Royal Navy or India.

If we were to loan it to anybody, it'd be Iran.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:11 PM (G8OL9)

605 583 "Ok, assholes, you wanted 'Yankee Go Home?' We're home. We're not defending your ass. How does that feel?" Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) Moar please. Any savings from a drawdown can be put into the 'My Brothers Keeper' fund.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:11 PM (MtC8f)

606 AndyCanuck, first it was gold in your sock.... now the President?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:11 PM (MOXtS)

607 just a question, why does Pok-e-stan need P-3's?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at February 28, 2014 08:12 PM (q0r5L)

608 The "penalty" for Russia if it keeps its hold on the Ukraine is that it doesn't get to waste precious summer days in June in the presence of this cowardly little narcissist and his entourage of fluffers and fellators? Hell, I'd invade Ukraine my ownself if I thought it'd rid us all of this cowardly cocksucking pathetic bastard joke of a Commander in Chief.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 28, 2014 08:12 PM (Pfvig)

609 Because Pakistan has a coastline.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:13 PM (MOXtS)

610 "I was in Viet Nam. I was Agent Orange!" or something like that

Posted by: soothsayer at February 28, 2014 08:13 PM (mbm6i)

611 Ok, fappers. I'm out. Have a better one.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 08:13 PM (eQJwb)

612 Yes, Anna, from stepping in gold to stepping in shit. It's been a lousy week.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 08:14 PM (hn5v5)

613 591 Torrential downpour just started here in southeastern LA county.
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Yeah, the ground was still squishy this afternoon in Silicon Valley. Enjoy!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 08:14 PM (T1005)

614 Watching the rerun of Megan Kelly. What is it with every damn segment being "Breaking News!!!"?

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:14 PM (G8OL9)

615 Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 12:10 AM (T1005 Steers and Queers where you come From there's just steers and queers And you ain't got no horns, boy

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:15 PM (MtC8f)

616 if Hagel is going to ax USS George Washington... why not loan it to the Royal Navy or India. If we were to loan it to anybody, it'd be Iran. Posted by: Bomber how about we keep the carrier and give the iranians hagel?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:15 PM (rDidD)

617 Bomber: tell us here in SoCal about it.

Thanks to the rain, every nightly newscast beings with "Stormwatch 2014!!!1!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 08:15 PM (HVI5a)

618 MissTammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:15 PM (rDidD)

619 Bomber, I would not put it past them. But would Pakistan like a nuclear carrier?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:16 PM (MOXtS)

620

My dream diplomatic development:

Putin, fresh off his easy victory in Ukraine, has the inspired idea of a bombshell overture to Japan - return of two of the Kurile islands, occupied since WWII. Japan, already showing understandable signs of resentment and low confidence in the US, welcomes the gesture ...... and this breakthrough leads to serious talks among Japan, Russia, Vietnam, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, and India about mutual security cooperation (i.e., "CHINA!!!!!").

OK, let a guy dream. Japan IS about fed up with us, for good reason. A few more idiotic faux pas by our bimbo celebrity ambassador to Tokyo (itself an unprecedented slap in the face and signal of an unserious attitude) might help, too.

"We estimate our losses at 10, 20 million tops"

"General Turgidson, do you realize what you're saying? That's mass murder"

"Well I didn't say we wouldn't get our hair mussed"

(paraphrased a bit, but surely a candidate in our movie quote thing)

Posted by: non-purist at February 28, 2014 08:16 PM (afQnV)

621 The Crossbow Project. There's No Defense Like a Good Offense.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 08:16 PM (0AKks)

622 Way overdue for this one: "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 08:16 PM (R+XDI)

623 This is my rifle and this is my gun!
This is my rifle and this is my gun!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 28, 2014 08:17 PM (hn5v5)

624 Pakistan gets all the drones we've been flying out of Jalalabad.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:17 PM (G8OL9)

625 BREAKING NEWS! And we cut to Bomber with breaking news..

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:17 PM (MtC8f)

626 in all seriousness, I am inclined a go with the "never assume malice when incompetence will suffice" line of thought, however, how is it always the case that everything obama does at home and abroad is always the worst scenario for us?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:18 PM (rDidD)

627 how about we keep the carrier and give the iranians hagel? Posted by: yankeefifth --------------------- 30 years or so ago, I recall suggesting that we swap Israel fighter jets in exchange for Moshe Dayan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 08:19 PM (aDwsi)

628 just a question, why does Pok-e-stan need P-3's?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 01, 2014 12:12 AM (q0r5L)

Why does so and so need_ fill in the blank_ is usually a bad question. See "Assult Weapons."

Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2014 08:19 PM (3qZbZ)

629 even if he is simply flipping a coin something has to come up our way once in a while.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:19 PM (rDidD)

630 technically shouldn't it be
Basura Blanca?

or is that spanglish?

*Checks*

Hmmm... no breasts, so, no.

The name was conferred upon me by a duly appointed Army NCO, when I was named an "honorary Mexican."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 28, 2014 08:19 PM (0AKks)

631 Posted by: Bomber at March 01, 2014 12:14 AM (G8OL9) Sadly, I think Megyn is wearing a little thin. By the end of the hour, she is phoning it in!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 28, 2014 08:19 PM (o3MSL)

632 how is it always the case that everything obama does at home and abroad is always the worst scenario for us? Posted by: yankeefifth -------------------- It's almost as though it is intentional.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 08:20 PM (aDwsi)

633 Y5, with cream or lox?

Looking at Karachi via Bing maps. Bird's eye view. See 5 FGs, a patrol craft, LCMs, and even a diesel/electric sub in a dry dock.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:20 PM (MOXtS)

634 A partial quote, but not from a movie we can turn off. on Obama and Ukraine, emphasis added: "It occurred to me they might have gotten the idea from Obama himself who has a way of selling different buyers the same bridge in Brooklyn. He did it to the Saudis. He's pulling the same stunt in Iran. He's the king of selling pet rocks and empty boxes. But what happens when people go home and find nothing but sawdust inside? "Well there's bound to be trouble. And here he is again, rambling on in his vague way. Raising hopes with the Ukranians and probably secretly selling them out to the Russians while reassuring old Angela and David in Europe that they can go on as Soros had planned. "Kick the can down the road and edge toward the door so when they open the empty box, you'll be halfway to the corridor. That's the story of his life, the secret of his shabby success. Obama's problem is that he can't deal from the top of the deck if his life depended on it. He's a compulsive liar. That got him to the top of the political heap. But now it is also getting him into trouble... Link in sig.

Posted by: Piercello at February 28, 2014 08:20 PM (jJ97i)

635 >>> "never assume malice when incompetence will suffice"

These guys have turned that one completely around. I gave up on the benefit of the doubt years ago.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:20 PM (G8OL9)

636 30 years or so ago, I recall suggesting that we swap Israel fighter jets in exchange for Moshe Dayan. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01 so we give the israelis the gw for bibi? done, however, they have to take obama also.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:21 PM (rDidD)

637 in all seriousness, I am inclined a go with the "never assume malice when incompetence will suffice" line of thought, however, how is it always the case that everything obama does at home and abroad is always the worst scenario for us? Posted by: yankeefifth
---------------------------------------

Do you suppose he has any clue how bad he effs things up?

I have a teenager like that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 28, 2014 08:21 PM (4Mv1T)

638 607 Any savings from a drawdown can be put into the 'My Brothers Keeper' fund.

More like a "My Brother's Keeper (Unless He's Ukrainian)" fund.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 28, 2014 08:21 PM (U82Km)

639 >>>628 in all seriousness, I am inclined a go with the "never assume malice when incompetence will suffice" line of thought, however, how is it always the case that everything obama does at home and abroad is always the worst scenario for us? If he were merely stupid, the odds say that at least once his decisions would benefit the United States.

Posted by: DC in Towson at February 28, 2014 08:21 PM (eQJwb)

640 Shot...or killed?

I have a favorite in the 1931 "Five Star Final," with Edw G Robinson.
"God gives us heartache, and the Devil gives us whiskey."
Lot of other good lines in that one, too. Ripping yarn.

Another on the list of great unsaid quotes, Garbo's "I want to be alone."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 28, 2014 08:22 PM (xq1UY)

641 Y5, with cream or lox? Looking at Karachi via Bing maps. Bird's eye view. See 5 FGs, a patrol craft, LCMs, and even a diesel/electric sub in a dry dock. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) both

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:22 PM (rDidD)

642

OK, not to turn this into a gun thread (per the Iron Law of AOSHQ comment threads), but gotta go mess around with the interrupter/ejector on my 1934 Tula Mosin with the nice laminated stock. Fucker will not chamber rounds loaded from my nice Bulgarian blued stipper clips, and word is that the interrupter is always the source of such troubles.

"It is well understood, Lawrence, that you have a funny sense of 'fun'"

Posted by: non-purist at February 28, 2014 08:22 PM (afQnV)

643 25 maps and charts that explain America today. Interesting in that the first four maps have class warfare overtones. Then again, it's the WaPo; that kind of bullshit should be expected from them.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 28, 2014 08:24 PM (AQTz3)

644 Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at March 01, 2014 12:21 AM (U82Km) If only they would embrace the Muslim Brotherhood SCOAMF would intervene.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:24 PM (MtC8f)

645 anyone here ever watch justifed? is it any good? and by good I mean better than watching porn or spending time here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:25 PM (rDidD)

646

husband fell asleep in front of a golf tourney--went in to square that away and saw quite a commercial--startupny.something. "bring a business to new york state and pay no taxes for ten years! Call today and see if your business qualifies!"

Holy three-layered shit on toast.

Posted by: barbarausa at February 28, 2014 08:26 PM (WWeoI)

647 Justified is good shit. This season is not as good as the rest, but still better than just about anything else on TV. Just finished this week's episode, laughed out loud a couple of times.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:27 PM (G8OL9)

648 in all seriousness, I am inclined a go with the "never assume malice when incompetence will suffice" line of thought, however, how is it always the case that everything obama does at home and abroad is always the worst scenario for us? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 12:18 AM (rDidD) Both. He's in way over his head, but he's also determined to rid the world of American exceptionalism and military might. He's demonstrating that flexibility he promised Dmitri. Bending wayyyyyyyyyyyy over, nice and supple, don'tcha know.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 28, 2014 08:27 PM (Pfvig)

649 Thanks to the rain, every nightly newscast beings with "Stormwatch 2014!!!1!" At least they're not giving dumbass names to the storms, like the idiots at the Weather Channel.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 28, 2014 08:27 PM (AQTz3)

650 husband fell asleep in front of a golf tourney--went in to square that away and saw quite a commercial--startupny.something. "bring a business to new york state and pay no taxes for ten years! Call today and see if your business qualifies!" Holy three-layered shit on toast. Posted by: barbarausa it is start a new business or bring a business to ny no taxes for ten years, however, if you are already here, fuck you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:28 PM (rDidD)

651 @651, Maybe if they gave the storms stripper names?

Posted by: Piercello at February 28, 2014 08:29 PM (jJ97i)

652 anyone here ever watch justifed? is it any good? and by good I mean better than watching porn or spending time here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 12:25 AM (rDidD)

I've watched it. It is good. And yes it will better time spent than porn or here.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2014 08:29 PM (3qZbZ)

653 648 Your employees, however, will take it up the chute, tax wise, as you will personally if it's a Sub-S or similar.

Posted by: teboyle at February 28, 2014 08:29 PM (ojnk6)

654 Bueller?

Posted by: bill-o at February 28, 2014 08:30 PM (AWwDY)

655 If he were merely stupid, the odds say that at least once his decisions would benefit the United States. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 01, 2014 12:21 AM (eQJwb) You should read the WWII German Classification of officers. Apparently the worst sort is: TYPE 3:- INCOMPETENT/ENERGETIC This was the dreaded combination: an officer not only inept but with the energy to make misplaced zeal go a long way, with incalculable results. http://h2g2.com/entry/A18810434

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 28, 2014 08:30 PM (bb5+k)

656 If only they would embrace the Muslim Brotherhood SCOAMF would intervene. Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 12:24 AM (MtC8f) Oh, fear not... the Crimea is where all the Muslims are in Ukraine. You'd think Putin has enough trouble with the goat-fuckers in Chechnya that he wouldn't want any more to deal with, but I suppose that gas pipeline plays in to it somewhere as well as a good port in a strategic location.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 28, 2014 08:30 PM (Pfvig)

657 Both. He's in way over his head, but he's also determined to rid the world of American exceptionalism and military might. He's demonstrating that flexibility he promised Dmitri. Bending wayyyyyyyyyyyy over, nice and supple, don'tcha know. Posted by: Tammy so, whats the deal? you're in, you're out, you're back, you're gone, are we gonna do this thing or have I gotta make other arrangements? so?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:30 PM (rDidD)

658 "581 We did sell some P-3's to India. Some were destroyed a few years back in a terror attack in India. They are in the process of purchasing P-8's.

Posted by: CDR M at March 01, 2014 12:05 AM (LsJl "

That is interesting. I remember a few years ago that the Indian air force considered buying F-16s or F-18s but they decided that although they liked the airplanes and even though the US would help them set up facilities to assemble them in India, the politics of the US is too chancy and they might have some asshole in the White House who would refuse to sell them spares just when they needed them so the went with the Russians again.

My personal take is that if they had gone with the F-16 they could have gotten spares from Israel or Venezuela or Holland or somewhere but whatever. I thought we should have sweetened the deal for F-18s by offering them the Kittyhawk and as many F-4s as they wanted from the bone yard at Davis-Monthan.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 08:31 PM (PD6iL)

659 I've watched it. It is good. And yes it will better time spent than porn or here. Posted by: cm9000 thanks

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:32 PM (rDidD)

660

seems kind of like "fuck everybody".

yes, it brings jobs--maybe. what does one do to "qualify"? Be a brother's keeper?

does it have to be/go union? (dumb question, I know--I live in a RTW state)

will what they spend to solicit be met in what shows up?

This was weirder than the drug ads ("have you or a loved one taken Abilify and developed a gambling problem?")

Posted by: barbarausa at February 28, 2014 08:32 PM (WWeoI)

661 Gotta go. Later peeps.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 28, 2014 08:32 PM (bb5+k)

662 Headlines ace should have written: "Obama promises Putin flexibility in foreign policy and to wear the ball gag, but mostly wear the ball gag"

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 08:32 PM (R+XDI)

663 so, whats the deal? you're in, you're out, you're back, you're gone, are we gonna do this thing or have I gotta make other arrangements? so? Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 12:30 AM (rDidD) Husband keeps calling. He senses the presence of Marines, I think.

I'm pretty much out, now...go watch your porn.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 28, 2014 08:32 PM (Pfvig)

664 Metal band from Africa. Thats intense.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2014 08:32 PM (FMbng)

665 "You meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. You meet ten assholes one day, maybe you're the asshole."

Posted by: Deputy US Marshal Raylan Givens at February 28, 2014 08:32 PM (G8OL9)

666 Oh, and Alex.... always always always always always always go dancing. You never know when you might not be able to any more.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at February 28, 2014 08:34 PM (Pfvig)

667 649 Justified is good shit. This season is not as good as the rest, but still better than just about anything else on TV. Just finished this week's episode, laughed out loud a couple of times. Posted by: Bomber at March 01, 2014 12:27 AM (G8OL9) Love Justified, but do,you watch Vikings or The Americans. They're pretty good.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:35 PM (MtC8f)

668 I'm pretty much out, now...go watch your porn. Posted by: Tammy well now you and your southern accent and red hair done gone and rurnt my porn plans.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:35 PM (rDidD)

669 Maybe if they gave the storms stripper names? Oh gawd...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 28, 2014 08:37 PM (AQTz3)

670 Justified is good shit. This season is not as good as the rest, but still better than just about anything else on TV. Just finished this week's episode, laughed out loud a couple of times. Posted by: Bomber at March 01, 2014 I saw my first episode of justified a week ago, it looks good . I was wondering if older shows were better, glad you think so.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:37 PM (rDidD)

671 585 Yeah, it's the Mexican country version of the Cheap Trick song.

How about a Russian "I Will Survive"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPE2GKo_uBw

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 28, 2014 08:37 PM (U82Km)

672 India's MMRCA you are talking about. JAS-39 Gripen, F-18E, F-16, and Rafale were in competition.

Rafale, aka France, won the bid for 126 aircraft. But it seems they are having teething issues with HAL on technology transfer. HAL is India's indigenous aerospace company.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 28, 2014 08:37 PM (MOXtS)

673 670 I'm pretty much out, now...go watch your porn. Posted by: Tammy well now you and your southern accent and red hair done gone and rurnt my porn plans. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 12:35 AM (rDidD) Rule 34.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 28, 2014 08:38 PM (R+XDI)

674 I love that Reid gets onto the Senate floor and calls millions of Americans liars...and our 'leaders' talk to a talk show about it. Take TFG's advice..get in their fucking face!

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:38 PM (MtC8f)

675 >>> Love Justified, but do,you watch Vikings or The Americans. They're pretty good.

I don't watch a lot of TV. Got hooked on Justified when it came out, make a point of keeping up with it. The Americans looked like it would piss me off, so I ignored it. Have heard good things about Vikings. Might have to look into both of them.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:39 PM (G8OL9)

676 TYPE 3:- INCOMPETENT/ENERGETIC This was the dreaded combination: an officer not only inept but with the energy to make misplaced zeal go a long way, with incalculable results. ----------------- Ah yes. The unconsciously incompetent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 28, 2014 08:39 PM (aDwsi)

677 497
I hear Obama will challenge Putin to a Game of Thrones trivia contest.

I heard it was "Words with Friends'.

Just catching Kerry's comments from Wednesday on McGlaughlin. What a chimp. He said something like: "We're hoping that Russia will not see this as ah fuh (Sic) sort of continuation of the cold war. We don't see it that way. We do not believe this should be an East/ West Russia/United States this is not Rocky IV believe me".

He is so sexy when he says big word likes "territorial integrity" or makes a cultural reference like Rocky IV. For "territorial integrity" he tossed his head to the side and smiled like he was expecting praise from his homeroom teacher. At the end of the stated quote he put on his "I so seriouse suys" face and bobbed his head on "believe me". Jesus Christ on a cracker this is our leadership?

- - - - - - - - - - (stupid unbroken text rule) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

From Merriam Websters:
Fascism:
a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition

I am becoming more and more convinced that Putin is in fact a Fascist. It's obvious really. Read the definition of what a Fascist (with a capital F) is. Do you see any points of divergence with the stated intent or the actions of Putin over the past 2 decades? I don't. He at least payed lip service to protecting Russians in Georgia and now in the Ukraine he's issuing Russian passports to anyone who speaks Russian. I'm sure various assets sweeten the pot a bit but when he sits down with his top men I bet they talk about " Народ, область, лидер"

The problem with Fascists is that they remind me of junkies. I don't know if you've heard the saying "A drunk steals your wallet and runs away but a junky steals your wallet and then volunteers to help you look for it." Junkies and Fascists (and many others) have their own moralities based around their own gods. A junky's god is heroin and a Fascist's god is his own race. All other morality has no bearing in their world. Obama and Kerry can try to talk tom him. Face to face Putin might even let them scold him. He doesn't care. Putin knows that Obama and Kerry's words are empty and that they'll take him back so he'll voluntarily engage in more "honest and open dialog" over a crisis he both created and has already won. He's not going to give back Barry's wallet but he'll pretend to look for it; but he's already thinking about ways to swipe the next one.

Posted by: bestie21 at February 28, 2014 08:39 PM (AzO5R)

678 seems kind of like "fuck everybody". yes, it brings jobs--maybe. what does one do to "qualify"? Be a brother's keeper? does it have to be/go union? (dumb question, I know--I live in a RTW state) will what they spend to solicit be met in what shows up? This was weirder than the drug ads ("have you or a loved one taken Abilify and developed a gambling problem?") Posted by: barbarausa does not have to be union but you get additional credits for stupid and unemployable. you also have to be in certain zones. buffalo is one. no one wants to move to ny or nyc. I know loads of liberals that are looking for a way outta here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:40 PM (rDidD)

679 But it seems they are having teething issues with HAL on technology transfer. HAL is India's indigenous aerospace company. "I'm sorry Monsieur, I'm afraid I can't do that..."

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 28, 2014 08:41 PM (AQTz3)

680 Posted by: Bomber at March 01, 2014 12:39 AM (G8OL9) Why do you thin The Americans would piss you off? And there is a link somewhere around here to watch last night's Vikings online.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:41 PM (MtC8f)

681 591 What is that, Diamond Bar??? Chino Hills????

Posted by: MAx at February 28, 2014 08:42 PM (b7yum)

682 Rule 34. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone I am gonna guess that means google "porn,redhead, southern, !)#U!$, @Q$)ankles?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:42 PM (rDidD)

683 Hey, anybody hear the latest about George Lopez?

He was arrested in Canada for getting so drunk he slept on the floor at a casino where he was scheduled to perform.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 08:42 PM (HVI5a)

684 Re: Ukraine. One hopes Taiwan is taking notes. And building nukes.

Posted by: cormac_mcroadie at February 28, 2014 08:43 PM (qjs74)

685 Ah yes. The unconsciously incompetent. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 01, 2014 I have a cousin like that, he is in sales, more financially successful than every one of his phd siblings. too stupid to take no for an answer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:43 PM (rDidD)

686 685 Well, part of his act is about how much Mexicans love to drink.m

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 08:44 PM (ojnk6)

687 someone in ukraine should start spraying red paint along their border and shoreline. and post it on youtube.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:45 PM (rDidD)

688 >>> Why do you thin The Americans would piss you off?

Heroes were Cold War commies. At least that was the impression I got.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:45 PM (G8OL9)

689 ManWithNoParty: right, but it gets a lot worse about Lopez.

Supposedly he destroyed one of his livers due to excessive drinking, but got another kidney via donation from... his wife.

He then (a) divorced the woman, and (b) resumed drinking.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2014 08:45 PM (HVI5a)

690 "He was arrested in Canada for getting so drunk he slept on the floor at a casino where he was scheduled to perform."

Oh yeah, like no one else has ever done THAT before!

That has only happened about a million times, only the names change.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2014 08:46 PM (AW7Gr)

691 691 I did not know that. Pretty douche like behavior.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 08:47 PM (ojnk6)

692 "677 >>> Love Justified, but do,you watch Vikings or The Americans. They're pretty good.

I don't watch a lot of TV. Got hooked on Justified when it came out, make a point of keeping up with it. The Americans looked like it would piss me off, so I ignored it. Have heard good things about Vikings. Might have to look into both of them.

Posted by: Bomber at March 01, 2014 12:39 AM (G8OL9)"

Surprisingly, The Americans is not full of gratuitous snark about Ronald Reagan. And it has Mags Bennett as the KGB controller for the spy couple so that is kind of entertaining.

Am I correct in thinking that you are Navy EOD?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 08:49 PM (PD6iL)

693 Ronald Reagan: It's morning in America. Buzzy Omumbles: It's Democrat Happy Hour! Â§ Evening, rebels. Nice y'see us75. wish I could hang, bit one eye is already closed. corresponding side of brain is asleep... I find that sleeping with only half my brains at a time has limited value.

Posted by: mindful webworker — in my cell at February 28, 2014 08:51 PM (MBZW0)

694 >>> Why do you thin The Americans would piss you off?

Heroes were Cold War commies. At least that was the impression I got.

Posted by: Bomber at March 01, 2014 12:45 AM (G8OL9)

Yes, the show makes Soviet spies the sympathetic figures and does it in a very entertaining way.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2014 08:51 PM (3qZbZ)

695 Posted by: Bomber at March 01, 2014 12:45 AM (G8OL9) I don't get that vibe. You should check it out.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:51 PM (MtC8f)

696 Be a brother's keeper? Posted by: barbarausa at March 01, 2014 12:32 AM

Out of a perverse sense of curiosity, do you know the origin of that phrase?

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 28, 2014 08:52 PM (uctT+)

697 695 Ronald Reagan: It's morning in America.

Buzzy Omumbles: It's Democrat Happy Hour!

Â§

Evening, rebels. Nice y'see us75. wish I could hang, bit one eye is already closed. corresponding side of brain is asleep... I find that sleeping with only half my brains at a time has limited value. Posted by: mindful webworker Â— in my cell at March 01, 2014 12:51 AM (MBZW0) Hide posts from (MBZW0)

IIRC, porpoises do that "for realsies" because either half of the brain can keep 'em bobbing to the surface to breathe.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 08:52 PM (T1005)

698 Baby woke up crying. Momma is sick tonight. Gotta go. See y'all later.

Posted by: Bomber at February 28, 2014 08:53 PM (G8OL9)

699 Give "The Americans" a chance. I think it is a pretty good and historically accurate fact - o - drama.

And of course it is full of snark about Reagan. That was normal at the time.

But he was right about everything.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2014 08:53 PM (AW7Gr)

700 night

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 08:53 PM (rDidD)

701 One hopes Taiwan is taking notes. And building nukes.
Posted by: cormac_mcroadie

All of the banks, corps, etc in Taiwan are already interlocked with off-shore corporations.

If you're wondering which shore ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 28, 2014 08:54 PM (uctT+)

702 And of course it is full of snark about Reagan. That was normal at the time. But he was right about everything. Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2014 12:53 AM (AW7Gr I love that the show gets the 80s right. Really well done.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 08:56 PM (MtC8f)

703 703 That was the idea behind a world connected Economy. Financial MAD.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 08:57 PM (ojnk6)

704 I love the '80s!
I was ever there!
The most fun years of my life.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2014 08:59 PM (AW7Gr)

705 689 someone in ukraine should start spraying red paint along their border and shoreline. and post it on youtube.

There was a comedian years ago that did a bit about how we should line our borders with those divider thingies from supermarkets, since no one every crosses those.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 28, 2014 09:01 PM (U82Km)

706 706 I love the '80s! I was ever there! The most fun years of my life. Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2014 12:59 AM (AW7Gr) Not going to ask your age, but my 80s were pizza and arcades at the mall. Still got dropped off and picked up by parents though. And roller skating!

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:02 PM (MtC8f)

707 "686 Re: Ukraine.

One hopes Taiwan is taking notes. And building nukes.

Posted by: cormac_mcroadie at March 01, 2014 12:43 AM (qjs74)"

Taiwan. And South Korea. And Japan. And Australia. And New Zealand. And Poland. And The Czech Republic. And Slovakia. And Romania. And Bulgaria. And Serbia. And Croatia. And Bosnia. And Switzerland. And Austria. And Hungary. And Germany. And Sweden. And Norway. And Finland. And Holland. And Belgium. And Brazil. And Argentina. And Chile.

I don't expect that Saudi Arabia or the UAE or Kuwait have the capacity to make their own nukes but I expect them to buy some from Pakistan.

Given the colossal clusterfuck which is the Obama foreign policy, we really ought to get our people out of Afghanistan as soon as possible. Right now would be good. Yesterday would be better.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at February 28, 2014 09:03 PM (PD6iL)

708 Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at March 01, 2014 01:01 AM (U82Km) Congress has a bill to put 'No Conflict Zone' signs every mile along our border.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:04 PM (MtC8f)

709 "698 Be a brother's keeper? Posted by: barbarausa at March 01, 2014 12:32 AM
Out of a perverse sense of curiosity, do you know the origin of that phrase?Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2014 12:52 AM (uctT+)"

I believe it's from the bible, and the real quote (paraphrased) is "I am not my brothers keeper". Please expound on your knowlege, weft.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 28, 2014 09:04 PM (X7RDS)

710 ot going to ask your age, but my 80s were pizza and arcades at the mall.

Posted by: RWC

Name one mode of TRON.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 28, 2014 09:05 PM (uctT+)

711 I am old as dirt.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2014 09:05 PM (AW7Gr)

712 Terribly late to the thread and guessing Casablanca. I finally found time to watch last year, and it was kind of neat how for the last half hour of the movie, I'd already heard all the lines.

On an unrelated note, I watched Captain America (again) yesterday and noticed that Claire Oswald was one of the chicks Cap ignored on the double date at the beginning of the film, and the dreammaster was Red Skull's right hand man.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2014 09:07 PM (hO9ad)

713 I believe it's from the bible, and the real quote (paraphrased) is "I am not my brothers keeper". Please expound on your knowlege, weft.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork

Dr. Jules, not to be rude, but I didn't address the question to you. I know you're a regular what might understand the origin but I'm hoping the new commentator can enlighten us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 28, 2014 09:08 PM (uctT+)

714 712 ot going to ask your age, but my 80s were pizza and arcades at the mall. Posted by: RWC Name one mode of TRON. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2014 01:05 AM (uctT+) What do you mean 'mode?' Actually never saw either of the movies but the video game had speed cycles, the cone, the digital spiders, and disks.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:08 PM (MtC8f)

715 698 Cain said that after killing his brother.

Posted by: Mindy at February 28, 2014 09:08 PM (RMfGb)

716 I love the '80s!
I was ever there!
The most fun years of my life.

Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2014 12:59 AM (AW7Gr)

Hell yeah. Pealing the paint off the walls in the metal clubs, nightly feasting on big haired chicks wearing leather or spandex, cheap weed, Reagan in the big chair. I have been to the top of the mountain, and it is good.

These days its Cyrus, Bieber, lady gaga and fucking papa doc obama.

Hell on earth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2014 09:12 PM (FMbng)

717 Name one mode of TRON.

Ooh! Ooh!

Light Cycles!

Okay, that dumb one where you try to shoot your way into the core and the shield keeps rotating so the hole you made is gone when you get there.

Fine, I actually spent all my quarters on Q-Bert and Zaxxon.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2014 09:12 PM (hO9ad)

718 but the video game had speed cycles, the cone, the digital spiders, and disks.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 01:08 AM

Meh, close enough.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 28, 2014 09:12 PM (uctT+)

719 Meh, close enough. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2014 01:12 AM (uctT I thought you were originally asking about the movie until I read it again.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:14 PM (MtC8f)

720 Cain said that after killing his brother.

Posted by: Mindy at March 01, 2014 01:08 AM (RMfGb)

I thought it was what McCain said after killing the GOP.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 28, 2014 09:15 PM (3qZbZ)

721 Thanks Mindy, and sorry Weft-cut Loop, just jumped into the middle of your conversation without bothering to dig in and get the context. My bad. I remember the quote now, and this is me saying goodnight, and going off to think about the whole thing . . .

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 28, 2014 09:16 PM (X7RDS)

722 Fine, I actually spent all my quarters on Q-Bert and Zaxxon. Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2014 01:12 AM (hO9ad) Gauntlet was a work of genius. No matter how good you were your health always went down.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:16 PM (MtC8f)

723

Hell on earth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 01:12 AM (FMbng)

But the weed is better.

Posted by: Cat-Snatch-Beavaar at February 28, 2014 09:17 PM (0kZ19)

724 I thought it was what McCain said after killing the GOP.

***

It's a mercy killing at this point.

Posted by: cool arrow at February 28, 2014 09:17 PM (Dqdyh)

725 To Hell with them fellas. The buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

Dying ain't much of a livin', boy.

I've noticed that when I get to likin' somebody, they ain't around for long.
"I've noticed that when you get to dislikin' somebody, they ain't around for long neither."

"You would not make peace with the doubletongues. You may go in peace."

*and boy oh boy, do we have a fine set of doubletongues in DC today*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2014 09:19 PM (cHZB7)

726 ....and the ONT starts to sputter.....

Fuel! We need more fuel!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 09:20 PM (T1005)

727 "But the weed is better."

Then or now?

Or are we just older and have to be tucked in to our beds at 9pm?

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2014 09:20 PM (AW7Gr)

728 Gauntlet was a work of genius. No matter how good you were your health always went down.

Don't. Shoot. Food.

Seriously though, the genius of that game was letting four people play and not splitting the screen. I can't even tell you how many quarters I dropped because my brother wanted to 'go exploring'

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2014 09:22 PM (hO9ad)

729 729 Now, I suspect. Tried 2 hits last year from a friend's atomizer. First time in over 20 years. I had to ask for a ride home, after eating everything I could find. I think I'm done.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:22 PM (ojnk6)

730 Commercials you hate... Fucking little pissant kids in the Halo commercials. If you're asking your five year old if you can have a mini-orange and he gives you shit..you're doing something wrong.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:23 PM (MtC8f)

731 . My bad. I remember the quote now, and this is me saying goodnight, and going off to think about the whole thing . . .

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork

Wizard needs food.

No worries, amigo. If'n I'm correct, you haven't visited us in a while.

If so, welcome back, Porker. Hey, it's a rough sea of badness in this environment.

Be well no matter what.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 28, 2014 09:23 PM (uctT+)

732 CDR M has provided a very fine ONT for our amusement. Thank you sir.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2014 09:25 PM (cHZB7)

733 Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2014 01:22 AM (hO9ad) 'Double Dragon' was a quarter sucker as well. My buddies would walk 2 miles to shove 5 bucks worth of quarters just to beat a character with a baseball bat.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:25 PM (MtC8f)

734
'Double Dragon' was a quarter sucker as well. My buddies would walk 2 miles to shove 5 bucks worth of quarters just to beat a character with a baseball bat.

Posted by: RWC

Hell, yes. That bat was a frickin' gold medal punk thumper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 28, 2014 09:27 PM (uctT+)

735 I do not know what the heck is going on with the people who make those electoral maps, but they all have Oregon as being some kind of nearly tossup state or a mixed bag and that's just crack smoking idiocy. Oregon is solid Democrat, and it will not change in our lifetimes. The stat is 90% land mass Republican and a super dense pocket of over half the state's population Democrat in Portland and A little more in Eugene. Democrats run the state, period. Democrats win in Oregon, period.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 28, 2014 09:27 PM (zfY+H)

736 Commercials I hate: KFC did a couple ad campaigns recently that were seemingly based on their customers being fucking idiots. Either they think they ate chicken bones without realizing it, or they don't know that a fast-food joint is open for lunch.

Posted by: cool arrow at February 28, 2014 09:28 PM (Dqdyh)

737 'Double Dragon' was a quarter sucker as well. My buddies would walk 2 miles to shove 5 bucks worth of quarters just to beat a character with a baseball bat.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 01:25 AM (MtC8f)

I still have that game packed away somewhere with my original nintendo. Beating up the punks with the bat was rather fun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2014 09:30 PM (FMbng)

738 Also this fucking "cigarettes are bullies" garbage.

Posted by: cool arrow at February 28, 2014 09:30 PM (Dqdyh)

739 Hell, yes. That bat was a frickin' gold medal punk thumper. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2014 01:27 AM (uctT+) Ever played 'Black Tiger?' That was in a few select locations but it was the first (that I noticed) where they ask for real money for better weapons.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:30 PM (MtC8f)

740 Democrats run the state, period. Democrats win in Oregon, period.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 01, 2014 01:27 AM (zfY+H)

But there is always hope, right?

Posted by: Illinois Republicans at February 28, 2014 09:31 PM (3qZbZ)

741 742 As much as Cali has, sure.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:32 PM (ojnk6)

742 'Double Dragon' was a quarter sucker as well. My buddies would walk 2 miles to shove 5 bucks worth of quarters just to beat a character with a baseball bat.

I'd rather not admit how much I spent on Road Blasters before I figured out it was designed to run out of gas every couple of levels no matter what you did.

Commercials I hate:

I'm still catching up, but I assume the Sonic ads have already been mentioned?

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2014 09:34 PM (hO9ad)

743 Ever played 'Black Tiger?' That was in a few select locations but it was the first (that I noticed) where they ask for real money for better weapons.

Posted by: RWC

I saw one competition for TRON at a local golf and shizz, but nothing for Double Dragon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at February 28, 2014 09:34 PM (uctT+)

744 But there is always hope, right?

Posted by: Illinois Republicans at March 01, 2014 01:31 AM (3qZbZ)

Well, there's always hope.

Posted by: George Ryan at February 28, 2014 09:36 PM (hO9ad)

745 742 Good luch, with Illinois, wingnutz! The Madigan Family

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:38 PM (ojnk6)

746 740 Also this fucking "cigarettes are bullies" garbage. Posted by: cool arrow at March 01, 2014 01:30 AM (Dqdyh) ======== Or the "1 out of 5 people are being killed from smoking." Smoking-attibutable deaths a goddam 1:1 ratio for smokers? Love the psychic diagnoses...

Posted by: Sister Sestina at February 28, 2014 09:39 PM (Em6d4)

747 But there is always hope, right? Posted by: Illinois Republicans at March 01, 2014 01:31 AM (3qZbZ) "the one hope of the doomed is not to hope for safety".

Posted by: Virgil at February 28, 2014 09:40 PM (AymDN)

748 Good luch, with Illinois, wingnutz!

The Madigan Family

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 01:38 AM (ojnk6)

Surprisingly the local media evinces little interest in the Madigans.

Posted by: Illinois Republicans at February 28, 2014 09:42 PM (3qZbZ)

749 748 If you smoke, practically any non fatal injury health issue that you have is attributed to smoking. Not unintentional.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:42 PM (ojnk6)

750 "there was a fad a few
years ago where young women would try to prevent pregnancy after
decadence by sticking a fizzing soda bottle up there."

That must be why most of us are here in the first place.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2014 09:42 PM (AW7Gr)

751 Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2014 01:34 AM (hO9ad) Road Blasters? With the laser on top of the car?

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:43 PM (MtC8f)

752 750 Unexpectedly, I'm not surprised. They operate quietly but ruthlessly. They were a force way back when I left there in '86. More so now.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 09:44 PM (ojnk6)

753 Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2014 01:34 AM (hO9ad) Sonic commercials with the guys in the car? They don't bother me as much as they should. Another one is Geico and 'Everyone knows that.' Well F you smartypants.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 09:45 PM (MtC8f)

754 "there was a fad a few years ago where young women would try to prevent pregnancy after decadence by sticking a fizzing soda bottle up there." That must be why most of us are here in the first place. Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2014 yeah, because that is so much better than every other traditional alternative.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2014 09:45 PM (rDidD)

755 400 odd lines of one off movie quotes is like tweeting top gun one frame at a time. A target rich environment. The plaque for second place is down the hall....in the ladies' room.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 28, 2014 09:45 PM (cHwSy)

756 Night all. Here is "Profits of Doom" by Type O Negative: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAG_5bmBIl4

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 28, 2014 09:46 PM (AymDN)

757 I'm com.n for you little bill!

Posted by: glbal warng at February 28, 2014 09:50 PM (rrAA4)

758 Should have put a

after my last comment.
My bad.

Posted by: navybrat at February 28, 2014 09:50 PM (AW7Gr)

759 I'm com.n for you little bill!

***

"I'll see you in Hell, William Munny!"

[pause]

"Yeah."

BANG!

Posted by: cool arrow at February 28, 2014 09:51 PM (Dqdyh)

760 It's Goddamn Christmas!

Posted by: Methos, quite possibly after doing a bunch of coke at February 28, 2014 09:51 PM (hO9ad)

761 Yes Road Blasters had a gun on top of the car that might upgrade if you survived a level or two (though I thought the basic gun was more accurate and the scoring and fuel boosts allegedly increased if you had a lot of consecutive hits).

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2014 09:54 PM (hO9ad)

762 The Sonic ads suck, they don't make me want any product from Sonic, in fact they make me want to avoid the place. Whatever lifestyle they're trying to associate with Sonic or make you think of clearly is not in my demographic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 28, 2014 09:56 PM (zfY+H)

763 WTrF, when I hit refresh I'm getting dumped halfway through the thread rather thsn down to the bottom now. Any suggestions?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:03 PM (ojnk6)

764 Just stepped outside... I want to punch a AGW punk in the face. I should be wearing shorts by now.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 10:04 PM (MtC8f)

765 But I don't want to be a pie.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2014 10:05 PM (hO9ad)

766 765 WTrF, when I hit refresh I'm getting dumped halfway through the thread rather thsn down to the bottom now. Any suggestions? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 02:03 AM (ojnk6) Embrace the suck. Seriously. Never found a workaround with it and it sucks.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 10:06 PM (MtC8f)

767 765 WTrF, when I hit refresh I'm getting dumped halfway through the thread rather thsn down to the bottom now. Any suggestions?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 02:03 AM (ojnk6)

Embrace the suck.

Seriously. Never found a workaround with it and it sucks.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 02:06 AM (MtC8f)

Seems to happen to me after a good amount of comments. Its been going on for some time.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2014 10:09 PM (FMbng)

768 768 Just tried acting like I was going to comment to comment and then backing out. For now, that's working out.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:09 PM (ojnk6)

769 The Sonic ads suck, they don't make me want any product from Sonic, in fact they make me want to avoid the place.

***

Which is a shame, since Sonic rules it.

Posted by: cool arrow at February 28, 2014 10:10 PM (Dqdyh)

770 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2014 02:09 AM (FMbng) Embrace the Deja Vu.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 10:11 PM (MtC8f)

771

769 Doesn't happen with ass-kickin' browsers like IE

Either that or your shit's all retarded

Posted by: MAx at February 28, 2014 10:19 PM (b7yum)

772 773 The last browser on the planet I would ever use.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:21 PM (ojnk6)

773 >>>Evening all. This almost spring weather is awesome.

Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 12:09 AM (MtC8f)

19 in my slice of heaven. morning horde.

great movie quotes.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 28, 2014 10:26 PM (ga+7c)

774 Also just tried clicking on the post number right above where I want to be, and then refreshing. Also seems to work.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:27 PM (ojnk6)

775 775 Evening Rich. Or, maybe morning.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:29 PM (ojnk6)

776 775 >>>Evening all. This almost spring weather is awesome. Posted by: RWC at March 01, 2014 12:09 AM (MtC8f) 19 in my slice of heaven. morning horde. great movie quotes. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 02:26 AM (ga+7c) If you're on campus, your enjoying the same as me.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 10:30 PM (MtC8f)

777

morning for me MWNP.

RWC-

Down the road a bit earning tuition money.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 28, 2014 10:35 PM (ga+7c)

778 All I need are some tasty waves, a cool vodka, and I'm fine.

Posted by: Vladimir Spicoli at February 28, 2014 10:38 PM (RiTnx)

779 So, apropos of nothing, I got really tired of digging through the drawer full of sockets for my socket wrenches whenever I attempted something, got some $1 organizer widgets from Harbor Freight, and sorted those bad boys out.

....and I noticed something very peculiar.

So, let's just start SAE 3/8" drive.....You'd expect 1/4, 1/2, 3/4 -- right? It just makes sense.

You might expect 1/4, 3/8, 1/2, 5/5, 3/4, 7/8....that's pretty logical.

Knowing how socket sets get padded, you could even believe (1/4" drive) 3/16, 1/4, 5/16, 3/8, 7/16, 1/2, 9/16, 5/8, 11/16, 3/4 -- but they also dropped 7/32, 9/32, and 11/32 on me. In 12-point sockets, no less, so there's not really room for approximation.

I'm suspecting that there's some weird "high pressure Nitrogen line" standard that requires a 9/32 socket, so random idiots have trouble opening it. I have no idea what it is, though. Does anyone know what field(s) of endeavor requires socket wrenches denominated in 1/32"?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 10:40 PM (T1005)

780 779 Sorry to hear your day starts so early. I won't gloat and tell you temps in the SE the next couple of days. Sorry it's that frickin cold there. Grew up in that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:40 PM (ojnk6)

781 777 775
Evening Rich. Or, maybe morning. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 02:29 AM (ojnk6) Hide posts from (ojnk6)

Still evenin' here for another 20 minutes....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 10:41 PM (T1005)

782 Down the road a bit earning tuition money. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 02:35 AM (ga+7c) Dupont Circle? Fucking with ya. Down the road closer to VA or MD?

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2014 10:43 PM (MtC8f)

783 765 Try clicking the red # on the last comment - should refresh to that point after you do

Posted by: shredded chi at February 28, 2014 10:49 PM (OmYAr)

784 from gmu I'm north by the airport.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 28, 2014 10:50 PM (ga+7c)

785 (1/4" drive) 3/16, 1/4, 5/16, 3/8, 7/16, 1/2, 9/16, 5/8, 11/16, 3/4 -- but they also dropped 7/32, 9/32, and 11/32 on me. I have a 1/4" Snap-On socket set on a rail, and those three x/32 sizes are in the set.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 28, 2014 10:51 PM (AQTz3)

786

and I thought all that was down around Tyson's nowadays..

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 28, 2014 10:52 PM (ga+7c)

787 781 The only sizes I've ever used as a base for the ratchet end are 1/4, 3/8, 1/2, and 3/4. If they've added more, they're just trying to sell more stuff as it has no impact on the socket size on the end of the wrench.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:52 PM (ojnk6)

788 Sorry to hear your day starts so early. I won't gloat and tell you temps in the SE the next couple of days. Sorry it's that frickin cold there. Grew up in that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 02:40 AM (ojnk6)

helping my dad move to FL..gloat away. my dad bought me a new snow shovel for Monday.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 28, 2014 10:54 PM (ga+7c)

789 785 Tried that, then refreshed. It works, for now. Thanks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:55 PM (ojnk6)

790 790 Glad you will get to experience the SE this weekend. You will he happy thawing out.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:57 PM (ojnk6)

791 783 Hey, Cth. How is ya? Keeping dry out there?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 10:59 PM (ojnk6)

792

I'll see him in a couple of weeks. I'm packing up his stuff before we get snowed in again. can't wait to finally thaw out.

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 28, 2014 11:08 PM (ga+7c)

793 Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses youtu.be/vG7rxHHGn58

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 11:09 PM (uctT+)

794 787 (1/4" drive) 3/16, 1/4, 5/16, 3/8, 7/16, 1/2, 9/16, 5/8, 11/16, 3/4 -- but they also dropped 7/32, 9/32, and 11/32 on me.

I have a 1/4" Snap-On socket set on a rail, and those three x/32 sizes are in the set. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 01, 2014 02:51 AM (AQTz3) Hide posts from (AQTz3)

Yeah, I suspect that they're "real" (my set is Craftsman) -- the question is, real for what?

There are a lot of standards set up at odd sizes so that it's difficult to screw things up. For example, a dishwasher air gap has a 5/8" connection to the dishwasher and a 7/8" to the garbage disposal, so it takes real talent to install it backwards -- although I'm sure it would work fine 3/4" in-and-out.

Similarly, SCUBA regulators use 3/8" (24 thread) ports for low-pressure outlets (about 140 psi) and 7/16" (24 thread) ports for high-pressure (tank pressure....typically 3000 psi). As you can imagine, it is bad for equipment and people to plug things into the wrong ports.

So, I'm wondering -- what safety bit involves 7/32"? 9/32"? 11/32"?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 11:15 PM (T1005)

795 As hospital visits go, this certainly hasn't been the worst.

Posted by: Null at February 28, 2014 11:20 PM (0OrFt)

796 793 783
Hey, Cth. How is ya? Keeping dry out there? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 02:59 AM (ojnk6) Hide posts from (ojnk6)

We finally got are getting some rain this winter, but we'll have to see how it plays out. There is a reservoir where the BH and I go hiking, and a section of the path runs along the bank with about a 6' drop to the waterline.....and currently, no lie, it's more like 60'. It's more like a puddle than a lake.

The last seriously nasty drought in California was in something like 1977....and the population of the state has doubled since then while all the infrastructure investments were diverted to light rail and carpool lanes and maintenance was robbed to benefit Dem cronies. You can hug as many trees and sasquatches as your little proggie heart desires, but stuff gets real very quickly on a water ration of 3 gal/day.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 11:23 PM (T1005)

797 797 As hospital visits go, this certainly hasn't been the worst. Posted by: Null at March 01, 2014 03:20 AM (0OrFt) Hide posts from (0OrFt)

What's the verdict?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 11:24 PM (T1005)

798 Beware the moon, and stick to the road.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at February 28, 2014 11:29 PM (dTh2r)

799 Cth, I seem to remember having to use my 11/32 a fair amount, but can't tell you what is was on - maybe under the hood on my old F250? Of course that engine was Canadian made...

Posted by: shredded chi at February 28, 2014 11:31 PM (OmYAr)

800 798 I feel ya, we had something like thst happen in GA 6-7 years ago. The local and state Gov had money allocated for 30 years to help prepare for such a thing, but naturally was spent wlsewhere since things were fine. GA is generally red, but Atl is completely blue, and they call 1/2 the shots. Bottom line, they were caught flatfooted and their answer at the time was ro go back to 1800s law and try to move the state borders to include a new mile of the Tennessee river. Worthless azzholes....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 11:31 PM (ojnk6)

801 This is the place I'm thinking of: http://tinyurl.com/n5lwf75 -- but it doesn't look like that right now.

You see the loop at the end of the loop trail? You can currently walk from there to the boat ramp on the left without getting your feet wet. Similarly, you can walk from there across the light-colored areas to the eastern corner of the dam....or, at least, you could a week ago.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 11:36 PM (T1005)

802 801 Cth,
I seem to remember having to use my 11/32 a fair amount, but can't tell you what is was on - maybe under the hood on my old F250?
Of course that engine was Canadian made... Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 03:31 AM (OmYAr) Hide posts from (OmYAr)

It has to be standard for something, or they wouldn't have included it.....it's not like you can find stuff in that size in a regular hardware store. It's just frustrating to not know what.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 11:39 PM (T1005)

803 Thank you CDR M for a 5 star ONT. Now, I am off to Tesco's to find Lysol Hygienic Soap. You know for my complexion... or Reggie's. Have a great weekend horde!

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at February 28, 2014 11:42 PM (Y8tCX)

804 Holy shit. Just saw a commercial that used a Wife and Child with a Father serving in the Military. Kid talks about missing Daddy. Mom agrees. Cut to a gift left for her by Hubby, a Trojan Vib " personal massager". How low can a company go?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 11:42 PM (ojnk6)

805 Fell asleep early and just woke up for the call of nature. Apparently I couldn't be seduced into playing while utterly unconscious, because my bed is surrounded with dog toys. Border Collies just don't get the concept of deeply asleep.

Driving to El Monte this morning was quite a slog because the 210 Freeway was broken. A double trailer Fedex rig had gone out of control and made a mess on the East bound side. I don't know if any other vehicles were involved but it smashed a bunch of those temporary center divider blocks and rebounded AFAICT to come to rest on the hillside adjacent the freeway on the right.

I think this is it: http://tinyurl.com/mk3zxzr

Posted by: Epobirs at February 28, 2014 11:43 PM (bPxS6)

806 Sail Nation: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2014 11:45 PM (uctT+)

807 806 Holy shit. Just saw a commercial that used a Wife and Child with a Father serving in the Military. Kid talks about missing Daddy. Mom agrees. Cut to a gift left for her by Hubby, a Trojan Vib " personal massager". How low can a company go? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 03:42 AM (ojnk6) Hide posts from (ojnk6)

I think it's a pretty safe bet that 95% of that ad agency's political contributions had a "D" on 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 11:47 PM (T1005)

808 809, Being a company like Trohan, agreed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 11:50 PM (ojnk6)

809 810 Trojan, damnit....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 11:51 PM (ojnk6)

810 807 Fell asleep early and just woke up for the call of nature. Apparently I couldn't be seduced into playing while utterly unconscious, because my bed is surrounded with dog toys. Border Collies just don't get the concept of deeply asleep.

Driving to El Monte this morning was quite a slog because the 210 Freeway was broken. A double trailer Fedex rig had gone out of control and made a mess on the East bound side. I don't know if any other vehicles were involved but it smashed a bunch of those temporary center divider blocks and rebounded AFAICT to come to rest on the hillside adjacent the freeway on the right.

I think this is it: http://tinyurl.com/mk3zxzr Posted by: Epobirs at March 01, 2014 03:43 AM (bPxS6) Hide posts from (bPxS6)

LA goes insane every time it gets a sprinkle, anyway. They have freakin' ice-storms in Cleveland on a regular basis and manage to deal with it, but any time there's enough mist on LA freeways to lift the oil drips into contact with tires, people totally go nuts. Not that I'm unaware of my own limitations, mind you.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 28, 2014 11:52 PM (T1005)

811 And that last major CA drought was exacerbated by politicians deciding to shut down and stop maintaining part of the reservoir system because the period from the late 60s onward had been unusually wet and apparently voters have the memory span of goldfish. Then we had two incredibly rainy years in '78 and '79. The hill behind my aunt's house in Benedict Canyon collapsed and came down. Filled a big swimming pool and kept coming. By the time I first saw it the mud was still waist deep around the front door. This was a pretty big house but it was a pretty big hill. A hill that had been bare when they first moved there but had a row of houses along the top by 1978.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 28, 2014 11:52 PM (bPxS6)

812 807 Hope you get back to sleep soon, Epo.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 28, 2014 11:53 PM (ojnk6)

813 804 It's for the old #8,10, and 12 threads. Chevy's usta have them on the coils and starters, for example. They later standardized/oversized those fastener sizes so you wouldn't need so many wrenches/sockets

Posted by: MAx at February 28, 2014 11:54 PM (b7yum)

814 Apparently 11/32 is the correct size for #8 hex head machine screws. My only dealings with #8s are 8/32 screws for lighting fixtures, commthercial metal box covers and such, so those fasteners are just #2 Phillips head. Preferably Klein.

Posted by: shredded chi at February 28, 2014 11:55 PM (OmYAr)

815 When Enron was trying to become, well, the Enron of water markets, they had a project in development to create a big underground storage facility in CA, believing it would be relatively cheap to build and maintain and pay off during the inevitable drought years. But they ran into so much special interest opposition the project never broke ground.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 28, 2014 11:59 PM (bPxS6)

816 815 804 It's for the old #8,10, and 12 threads. Chevy's usta have them on the coils and starters, for example. They later standardized/oversized those fastener sizes so you wouldn't need so many wrenches/sockets Posted by: MAx at March 01, 2014 03:54 AM (b7yum) Hide posts from (b7yum)

There ya go, puttin' me some knowledge.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 12:00 AM (T1005)

817 817 Unfortunately, thst doesn't happpen only in states like CA. These reasons are cited for delays in projects here in red GA, but only by slightly less thhan 50%of Pols. As a delay tactic , powered by the EPA.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 01, 2014 12:03 AM (ojnk6)

818 816 Apparently 11/32 is the correct size for #8 hex head machine screws.
My only dealings with #8s are 8/32 screws for lighting fixtures, commthercial metal box covers and such, so those fasteners are just #2 Phillips head. Preferably Klein. Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 03:55 AM (OmYAr) Hide posts from (OmYAr)

And you put me the other half. Standard screws like "4-40", "6-32", and "10-24" are based on wire gauge and threads per inch -- and, of course, wire gauge (AWG) would result in odd-size nuts and bolts.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 12:04 AM (T1005)

819 818 815
804 It's for the old #8,10, and 12 threads. Chevy's usta have them on
the coils and starters, for example. They later standardized/oversized
those fastener sizes so you wouldn't need so many wrenches/sockets

Posted by: MAx at March 01, 2014 03:54 AM (b7yum)
Hide posts from (b7yum)

There ya go, puttin' me some knowledge.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 04:00 AM (T1005) Hide posts from (T1005)

As noted @816, they're based on wire gauge, so it is only natural that they'd be on the electrical parts of cars.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 12:12 AM (T1005)

820 I just went out to the garage to grab some beers....you SoCal guys -- it wasn't just misting out there.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 12:19 AM (T1005)

821 Heh, no it got pretty intense at times today. Nothing like being in a typhoon but it can be scary when it gets so thick for a moment that windshield wipers are overwhelmed and everybody is effectively blind. Bad enough if traffic is only creeping along but sometimes it goes from 'set your wipers for the biggest intermittent interval' to 'is this a tsunami?' very quickly.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 01, 2014 12:32 AM (bPxS6)

822 823 Heh, no it got pretty intense at times today. Nothing like being in a typhoon but it can be scary when it gets so thick for a moment that windshield wipers are overwhelmed and everybody is effectively blind. Bad enough if traffic is only creeping along but sometimes it goes from 'set your wipers for the biggest intermittent interval' to 'is this a tsunami?' very quickly.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 01, 2014 04:32 AM (bPxS6) Hide posts from (bPxS6)

Well, you get another wave of that in about 24 hours, 'cause that what's goin' down here.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 12:35 AM (T1005)

823 I think pixy is feeding my comments to the hamsters... Didn't a reporter have to get rescued from waist-deep mud out there today?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 12:44 AM (OmYAr)

824 825 I think pixy is feeding my comments to the hamsters...

Didn't a reporter have to get rescued from waist-deep mud out there today? Posted by: shredded chi at March 01, 2014 04:44 AM (OmYAr) Hide posts from (OmYAr)

I, for one, fully support diet supplementation for Pixy's hamsters....their usual diet of meth and Val-u-rite is scandalously unhealthy, and borders on rodent abuse. Not quite 'Richard Gere'-level -- but rodent abuse, nonetheless.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 12:49 AM (T1005)

825 Nothing in this thread is true. Nothing!

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 01, 2014 12:59 AM (sOtz/)

826 I'm tired of Flo the Progressive Insurance chick. Some morons inexplicably think that she's hot. She's annoying.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 01, 2014 01:01 AM (1j9qS)

827 Nothing in this thread is true. Nothing! Posted by: Harry Reid more to the point, nothing you see is here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 01:08 AM (rDidD)

828 so,is there a ukraine anymore?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2014 01:14 AM (rDidD)

829 Just a real quick in/out since I got called-in for a dayshift Yesterday I said that we were getting the bennies roll out for new company acquiring the site. Ho Lee Shit I didn't know that bennies this good even existed in America today. Medical premiums was the worst of the entire package - BUT they are still 50% of what I'm paying today.

Posted by: PMRich at March 01, 2014 01:15 AM (x/BtJ)

830 831 Just a real quick in/out since I got called-in for a dayshift

Yesterday I said that we were getting the bennies roll out for new company acquiring the site.

Ho Lee Shit

I didn't know that bennies this good even existed in America today.

Medical premiums was the worst of the entire package - BUT they are still 50% of what I'm paying today. Posted by: PMRich at March 01, 2014 05:15 AM (x/BtJ) Hide posts from (x/BtJ)

Congrats, PMRich!!! Ride 'em while you can, don't count on 'em for next year.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 01:17 AM (T1005)

831

Crimean leader appeals to Putin The new pro-Moscow leader of Ukraine's Crimea region asks Russia for help to ensure peace as the US warns Moscow against -the bbc

yeah, yankeefifth it is real.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 01:20 AM (ga+7c)

832 I think this company is in it for the long haul. They are the evil oil and are actually growing. Mostly east of the Mississippi, but they do have operations in TX Not sure if I'm allowed to name companies on this site, but I know these guys still appear to have employees good for the long term in mind 26.2

Posted by: PMRich at March 01, 2014 01:21 AM (x/BtJ)

833

PMRich at March 01, 2014 05:15 AM (x/BtJ)

congrats on that.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 01:22 AM (ga+7c)

834 OK out before I'm late

Posted by: PMRich at March 01, 2014 01:22 AM (x/BtJ)

835 I'm out, too.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 01, 2014 01:24 AM (T1005)

836

and if I understand the code good for them. do you work in the fields on the rig or support staff.

you can tell me to buzz off if you don't want to say.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 01:25 AM (ga+7c)

837

crap...it is that point in the morning, when the bartenders are doing clean up and the lights come on...last call and a tuckered out ONT.

good morning to the daywalkers. the place is trashed. you're welcome.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 01:27 AM (ga+7c)

838 There's always something to be grateful for -- in my case, it's that I don't live next to a major city or a nuclear weapon site. Because with That Fucking Guy in charge, there's liable to be ICBMs in the air any day now.

He's just that good. At last, Sanger and Sunstein will be happy about world population reduction.

Null, why were you exploring the wonders of the American health care system?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 01:30 AM (cHZB7)

839 Damn. I need to be up in 4 hours to play in a golf tournament. Weep for me, as the expected high is only 68.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 01:35 AM (cHZB7)

840 Still not one single tear for me.

I'm seeing how this is going to go down, and its barrel ugly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 02:03 AM (cHZB7)

841 Steyn keeps on dickslapping Michael Mann for being a douchebag:

http://www.steynonline.com /6135/michael-e-mann-is-a-fabricating-megalomanical

remove the space between .com and / to get the link to work.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 02:07 AM (cHZB7)

842 Weep for me, as the expected high is only 68.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 05:35 AM (cHZB7)

my tears are freezing to my face. it is 15 degrees outside and snow is forecast tomorrow.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 02:10 AM (ga+7c)

843 less than an hour to go.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 01, 2014 02:11 AM (ga+7c)

844 I've got some tears for you.

You can lick them off my balls where they slid to.

But you go ahead and make fun cause when summer comes around and it's 128Â° F in the shade and your face has melted into your soup, we'll all be nice and cozy at 78Â° F or so.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 01, 2014 02:17 AM (LSDdO)

845 >> But you go ahead and make fun cause when summer comes around and it's 128Â° F in the shade and your face has melted into your soup,...

No, we rarely exceed 95F during the summer; then again we rarely go under that temp either. At least it's a wet heat.

Oh wait....I hibernate during those 3 months.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2014 02:23 AM (cHZB7)

846 Grrrrrrrrr

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 01, 2014 02:24 AM (LSDdO)

847
http://tinyurl.com/laut5zr

Cabelas, OK price on 22

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2014 02:36 AM (DPkKe)

848 What a day ahead. Wife just left for the in-laws, back on Monday. I have to go to the horse farm right now, come back in time to move some yard crap out of the way so the roofers can put a new roof on, wait for roofers to arrive, deal with them, and then hopefully wriggle out of here in time to go crosstown to watch BC play at Wake Forest at 4, then back to the horse farm before 7.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 01, 2014 02:47 AM (ZshNr)

849 Thoughts which drive me from my bed, Mar 1: My older sister's birthday was early Feb. All month I meant to write to her. All month I didn't. Thought about writing her that our childhood house is up for sale. There's pix on the real estate website. A nice picture of her old room, where I would sneak in and listen to her 45s. A picture of the bedroom I shared with my brother before little sister was born. You could see right into the bathroom to the old green freestanding sink where I used to brush my teeth. Divorce changed everything, and along with the rest of the destruction of the family, that house got sold. Repercussions of family tragedy rippled right through to my own family and kids, as well as my sibs and their kids, and their and my kids' relationships and families. The visitation of the sins of the fathers upon subsequent generations is not some mystic punishment; like gravity's punishment for not seeing the edge of the cliff, it's intrinsic to the dynamics of reality. When I think of little me in that bedroom, mom reading bedtime stories, many decades ago, I am deeply sorrowful. The thought of brushing my teeth at that sink makes me nostalgic as a physical punch in the gut, in ways photos & old home movies don't do. Whatever Is is, I accept Fate; but I still mourn for that family and its unrealized potentials. Drove me from my bed. And how are you, this morning? Nood up yet?

Posted by: mindful webworker — waiting for the sun at March 01, 2014 02:49 AM (EHhm7)

850 Reuters,
"Ukraine's prime minister said on Saturday his country would not be drawn into a military conflict by Russian "provocations" in the Crimea region. . ."

Well, it is the best policy when armored vehicles and infantry appear on your city streets to ignore them, and tweet out a protest on how 'unacceptable' it is.

It's not like you're going to war because someone parked a tank in the middle of a street intersection. Who would do that?

Posted by: Enter User ID here at March 01, 2014 02:52 AM (SiwC0)

851 With the jug eared fool at the helm, I wonder if any Asian countries are looking at Hawaii, and saying "It's not like he's gonna stop us"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2014 02:55 AM (DPkKe)

852 I just expect if I write a long one, a new thread pops up. But it's Saturday. The rules are different. Â§ Putin three on two, Russia into the Ukraine. Take a Risk card.

Posted by: mindful webworker — waiting for the sun at March 01, 2014 02:58 AM (CNuph)

853 " I just expect if I write a long one, a new thread pops up. But it's Saturday."

Usually like clockwork.

Except for Saturdays.
And sometimes Sundays.
And occasionally holidays.

Unless Willow posts something.
Then *Bam*, new thread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2014 03:02 AM (DPkKe)

854 There is an ad here for a Yoshimura Power Package RM-Z, with a picture of something that might be a battery-powered tentacle. I have no idea what I'm looking at.

Posted by: mindful webworker — waiting for the sun at March 01, 2014 03:05 AM (CNuph)

855 I give up on Life. Ahm justa gonna chuck it all... I guess I'll hafta become a 'Ron !!

Posted by: wotan at March 01, 2014 03:10 AM (CfpNk)

856 Posted by: mindful webworker Â— waiting for the sun at March 01, 2014 06:49 AM (EHhm7) ........... Well that's sad...Hope your day gets better. I was reminded of that Miranda Lambert song "House that built me" when I read that.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2014 03:12 AM (f8cHe)

857 "I guess I'll hafta become a 'Ron !!"

There are far worse things that one can do with their life.

Plus, we have cookies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2014 03:12 AM (DPkKe)

858 It's here!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2014 03:13 AM (DPkKe)

859 Thank you, Molly k. Don't know that song, but that house really did shape us. It was almost a member of the family. The earlist memory I can dredge up is standing in our driveway, looking up at the place, thinking, this is my home. Milady likes lookie-looing at real estate, and mentioned she'd like to tour it, after decades of hearing me talk about it. Don't think I could stand it. I did take the kids to the front door one year trick-or-treating. A glance through to the front hall was almost overwhelming. No do-overs, no reset, in real life. Ooo, look! Incipient sunrise!

Posted by: mindful webworker — waiting for the sun at March 01, 2014 03:21 AM (3ky+E)

860 Loved that vintage ad. It's so amusing to look at old ads from days gone by and wonder why anyone thought they were a good idea. Let alone the products. Lysol?! for feminine hygiene. Um, no. I have a small collection of old turn of the century housekeeping books. They are hysterical. One of my fondest memories of my late mother is when we sat on the edge of the bed one day and read from them...laughing so hard we actually had tears running down our faces.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 01, 2014 04:19 AM (22bm2)

861 One word. And no it's not plastics. Nuclear. Poland, Taiwan, Japan. Israel is probably offering to sell them one or two tactical nukes for a good trade deal.

Posted by: Huggy at March 01, 2014 05:17 AM (Lgl3X)

862 I heard Sharknado II was on the way

Posted by: Law of Unintended Consequences at March 01, 2014 06:23 AM (e8kgV)

863 Terminator

Posted by: Duhgee at March 01, 2014 07:20 PM (8J3Vd)

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