March 18, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (3-18-2014)
— Maetenloch

The Lifeboat Mutiny

When I was around 10 or 11 I inherited a book of science fiction short stories by Robert Sheckley from my youngest uncle when he was clearing out his garage. When I got home my father happened to see it and remarked that it was a good book and that his favorite story was 'The Lifeboat Mutiny'.

Now I was a bit surprised by his casual familiarity with the book since I had no idea that my father had even heard of the author much less read anything by him. Of course it was only later I found out that it had been his book originally before my uncle had gotten it from him - and that my father was as much of a voracious reader as I was to become.

Anyway here is the intro to the story. You can read the rest here - it's not long.

"Tell me the truth. Did you ever see sweeter engines?" Joe, the Interstellar Junkman asked. "And look at those servos!"

"Hmm," Gregor said judiciously.

"That hull," Joe said softly. "I bet it's five hundred years old, and not a spot of corrosion on it." He patted the burnished side of the boat affectionately. What luck, the pat seemed to say, that this paragon among vessels should be here just when AAA Ace needs a lifeboat.

"She certainly does seem rather nice," Arnold said, with the studied air of a man who has fallen in love and is trying hard not to show it. "What do you think, Dick?"

Richard Gregor didn't answer. The boat was handsome, and she looked perfect for ocean survey work on Trident. But you had to be careful about Joe's merchandise.

"They just don't build 'em this way any more," Joe sighed. "Look at the propulsion unit. Couldn't dent it with a trip-hammer. Note the capacity of the cooling system. Examine-"

"It looks good," Gregor said slowly. The AAA Ace Interplanetary Decontamination Service had dealt with Joe in the past, and had learned caution. Not that Joe was dishonest; far from it. The flotsam he collected from anywhere in the inhabited Universe worked. But the ancient machines often had their own ideas of how a job should be done. They tended to grow peevish when forced into another routine.

"I don't care if it's beautiful, fast, durable, or even comfortable," Gregor said defiantly. "I just want to be absolutely sure it's safe."

Joe nodded. "That's the important thing, of course. Step inside."

They entered the cabin of the boat. Joe stepped up to the instrument panel, smiled mysteriously, and pressed a button.

Immediately Gregor heard a voice which seemed to originate in his head, saying, "I am Lifeboat 324-A. My purpose-"

"Telepathy?" Gregor interrupted.

"Direct sense recording," Joe said, smiling proudly. "No language barriers that way. I told you, they just don't build 'em this way any more."

"I am Lifeboat 324-A," the boat esped again. "My primary purpose is to preserve those within me from peril, and to maintain them in good health. At present, I am only partially activated."

"Could anything be safer?" Joe cried. "This is no senseless hunk of metal. This boat will look after you. This boat cares!"

Gregor was impressed, even though the idea of an emotional boat was somehow distasteful. But then, paternalistic gadgets had always irritated him.

Arnold had no such feelings. "We'll take it!"

"You won't be sorry," Joe said, in the frank and open tones that had helped make him a millionaire several times over.

Gregor hoped not.

The next day, Lifeboat 324-A was loaded aboard their spaceship and they blasted off for Trident.

MH370: What We Know As of Today

Since Sunday the Malaysians have backtracked on some of the details initially released plus there have been some new developments based on Thailand's radar records. So commenter D.S. of pprune.org made this summary of what is known and believed to be true as of this moment about the flight. I added an orange diamond to the map where Kota Bharu is on the Malaysian coast.

Don't forget that everything we know is being filtered through the media which is like playing a game of telephone with mentally challenged people in the middle.

What we know* timeline
(*or at least have a separate "unidentified official" verification on from a reputable source)
- 1:07 - ACARS last transmission (thru VHF) which apparently includes notation of a WP change having been entered into system since last scheduled report at 12:37
- 1:11 - INMARSAT ping would have been received, as apparently Boeing's AHM report attempted to automatically transmit (thru Satellite?)
- 1:19 - 'Alright, Good Night' at handover (supposedly by co-pilot)
- 1:22 - Transponder goes off
(note: those previous two might be reversed, we have multiple sources seemingly confirming both possibilities. One happened at 1:19, one at 1:22 though. I'm putting them in this order mainly because...)
- 1:22 - Plane goes out of range/black from Thailand Radar (likely from the transponder going black and not the plane going out of range)
- 1:28 - Unidentified plane shows up on Thailand Radar roughly off the Kota Bharu, Malaysia coast (at Malaysia/Thailand border) and this apparently shows plane crossing the Peninsula to the Straights of Malacca (unknown endtime for this path)
- somewhere between 1:15-1:30 - Vietnam sees plane turn around.
(note: they have not told us a specific time of turn or if they know this because of a Military or ATC radar hit, but they told Malaysia they 'watched plane turn around' sometime shortly after contact was lost)
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roughly 1:30-forward, Vietnam is "frantically" trying to contact the plane
- 1:37 - ACARS misses scheduled transmission
- 1:30-1:45 - at minimum 11 eye witness reports from around and past the Kota Bharu, Malaysia/Thailand border areas (including one saying 'plane descending fast' like one of the later radar hits indicates)
- 2:11 - INMARSAT ping would have been received, as apparently Boeing's AHM report attempted to automatically transmit (thru Satellite)
- between 1:30-2:40 - Malaysian Military and Civilian radar picks up an "unidentified" plane flying over peninsula (Daud says "this was corroborated by civilian radar" in the March 9th press conference). Those include a couple radar WP hits we have specifically been told about* (and who knows how many that haven't been provided/leaked):
... VAMPI
... GIVAL
... IGREX
(note: we are not sure of the timing of the radar hits, and there is very contradictory evidence here. The most recent seemingly-official time is 2:15 for the last hit. Which hit that was, we don't know for sure)
post 2:15/or/2:40 apparent absolute complete blackout of plane (except...)
- 3:11 - INMARSAT ping received, as apparently Boeing's AHM report attempted to automatically transmit (thru Satellite)
- 4:11 - INMARSAT ping received, as apparently Boeing's AHM report attempted to automatically transmit (thru Satellite)
- 5:11 - INMARSAT ping received, as apparently Boeing's AHM report attempted to automatically transmit (thru Satellite)
- 6:11 - INMARSAT ping received, as apparently Boeing's AHM report attempted to automatically transmit (thru Satellite)
- 7:11 - INMARSAT ping received, as apparently Boeing's AHM report attempted to automatically transmit (thru Satellite) near 40 Degree line
- 7:24 - Statement released by Malaysian Officials saying contact lost at 2:40 and SAR efforts are underway
- 8:11 - INMARSAT ping received, as apparently Boeing's AHM report attempted to automatically transmit (thru Satellite) (thru Satellite) on 40 Degree line
*those way-points on map

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(Note on map: the Thailand radar data, as we understand it, indicates a straight path from IGARI to VAMPI is not possible, so there are more unknown/unreleased turns in there somewhere. Please do not read that map as a 'straight flight' from WP to WP; it was not a straight path over the peninsula, in the very least)

Intern Pay and the Goldilocks Principle

The worst offender, interestingly, is Market Watch, a project of the Wall Street Journal, which has posted a listicle headlined "America's 10 Most Overpaid Interns." Note: not "highest paid," but "most overpaid." As if there is a magical number that these skilled employees should be paid. As if the author understands exactly what these workers are worth. As if wage controls for interns are any more sensible than wage controls for any other employee.

It's as though intern pay is subject to the Goldilocks Principle: there's a certain level of salary that is "just right." Unpaid internships are unfair to the intern and overly paid internships are unfair to the rest of us. Instead, there's a magical level of earnings that-regardless of skill level, regardless of the work to be done, regardless of how many people want to do the work-all interns should earn. And if these tech companies are so gauche as to flaunt this principle?

Well, maybe it's time to start confiscating some wealth.

Germany's Hypocrisy on NSA Surveillance

Or why you should take European outrage!! over NSA spying with a very large chunk of salt.

Germany would like the world to believe in a simple narrative regarding privacy and surveillance: Unlike the NSA, Germany does not spy on its citizens, and it respects privacy rights.

But, like most things in Germany, it's more complicated than that. Germany does monitor citizens and foreign nationals living within its borders-it just does so quietly.

...he most glaring fact that Germans ignore is how much their government works with the NSA. Reports last summer in Der Spiegel-ironically, the same magazine that published some of the first NSA-Snowden accusations-indicated that Germany and the NSA work closely, and that German intelligence services were eager and willing to work with the Americans.
"The German services are cooperating with NSA big-time," Neumann said. "I mean, they have weekly meetings a couple of miles from here. . They do all kinds of surveillance on users as part of their daily work. So we basically have the same issues here." Neumann, who is German, said that he believes that his government also oversteps its authority. "Of course Germany's also doing some kind of surveillance, and this surveillance is probably very intrusive and not constitutional," he said. (The German government did not respond to a request for comment.)

Neumann's claims are supported by revelations about U.S.-German intelligence collaboration. According to Der Spiegel, German intelligence agencies have been using a program called XKeyScore to collect metadata within Germany. Last April a high-ranking delegation of German intelligence officials met with officials from the NSA to discuss cooperation. The Washington Post reported that in 2008, German intelligence accidentally sent American intelligence 300 phone numbers of American citizens, raising suspicions that the numbers were being tapped. This, combined with Neumann's accusation, lends credence to the sentiment expressed by National Intelligence Director James Clapper when the Merkel-cellphone scandal broke: Everyone is doing it. The NSA is just better at it than anyone else.

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Jonathan Livingston Seagull and the Rise of Simpleton Wisdom

There are the books that change your life. Then there are the books that people tell you will change your life. If those people are stoners you met in college, then the books in question are either Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, or Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

Pray that you don't wind up with the seagull book. Because nothing is quite as bewildering as digging into Richard Bach's 1970 novella, having heard over and over again that it will totally blow your mind, only to discover a story about a seagull who loves to fly very fast, rejects the flock (All they do is squabble over food, dude!) and is eventually reincarnated as a seagull angel. By these discriminating standards, one could argue that The Very Hungry Caterpillar offers profound commentary on the capitalist fantasy of overconsumption as path to elite metamorphosis, and Goodnight Moon presents a radical handbook for nonattachment to the material world.

Full disclosure: I haven't read any of these books other than most of the first chapter of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

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And then you have this one which I'm fairly happy to not know the details of.

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'Cunty' Added to the Oxford English Dictionary

Seem like a rather late addition but Adam Carolla certainly deserves some credit for helping keep it alive in current usage.

cunty (n.): adj. despicable; highly unpleasant; extremely annoying.

The word cunt, which more literally refers to female genitals, dates back to the 1200s. In the Middle Ages, English speakers were less squeamish about obscene language because they had much less privacy and therefore less shame about things like sex and body parts. So the c-word probably wouldn't have raised too many Black Death-plagued eyebrows. It was even used in surnames at the time, like Clawecuncte.

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Tonight's post brought to you by the first picture from space (taken in 1946 from a V2 rocket):

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1 Boo

Posted by: testing at March 18, 2014 06:15 PM (9R4HJ)

2 69th!!

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 06:15 PM (y7PFk)

3 Still hard at work.  Keep it interesting for me morons when I have a breather between patients.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 18, 2014 06:17 PM (sQ0LB)

4 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at March 18, 2014 06:17 PM (Ua6T/)

5 How the Left Defines “Diversity” A “happy hour” to “build support and community” for “people of color” demonstrated exactly what the rabid Left on college campuses mean by “diversity”: White people not allowed. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5306

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2014 06:17 PM (AymDN)

6 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2014 06:17 PM (JMmQ9)

7 Evening Morons. Who did we piss off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2014 06:19 PM (GEICT)

8 I have to post this. SAN FRANCISCO — On March 27, Planned Parenthood will bestow its highest honor on Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., minority leader in the House of Representatives and a self-identifying Catholic. The Margaret Sanger Award, named for the organization’s founder, who was a known proponent of eugenics, will recognize Pelosi for her legacy of “excellence and outstanding contributions to the reproductive health and rights movement.” http://tinyurl.com/p9a45ng

Posted by: Jen at March 18, 2014 06:21 PM (spyQE)

9 No cunty people allowed tonight.

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 06:21 PM (y7PFk)

10 Evenin 'rons.

That Honest University Commercial was spot on.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 06:22 PM (FHNkr)

11 SAN FRANCISCO — On March 27, Planned Parenthood will bestow its highest honor on Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., minority leader in the House of Representatives and a self-identifying Catholic. The Margaret Sanger Award, named for the organization’s founder, who was a known proponent of eugenics, will recognize Pelosi for her legacy of “excellence and outstanding contributions to the reproductive health and rights movement.” http://tinyurl.com/p9a45ng Posted by: Jen at March 18, 2014 10:21 PM (spyQE) Planned Parenthood Golden Gate are responsible for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR8QRujGSQM

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2014 06:22 PM (AymDN)

12 it's turtles all the way down

Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at March 18, 2014 06:23 PM (IEZG0)

13 Tonight's post brought to you by the first picture from space (taken in 1946 from a V2 rocket):

Holy shitballs!

Am I the only one who never knew about this? I know Sputnik was technically the first artificial satellite but why isn't this pic more well known?

( fearing the answer )

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 18, 2014 06:23 PM (ligos)

14 I just watched a video of tortoises fucking. Cross that one off the bucket list.

Posted by: fluffy at March 18, 2014 06:23 PM (Ua6T/)

15 7 each other

Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at March 18, 2014 06:23 PM (IEZG0)

16 I bet her highness Dian Fuckstein knows where the missing Jet had travelled.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at March 18, 2014 06:23 PM (WYUAi)

17 Haven't really paid much attention to the particulars in the Malaysian plane thing, but I read this today: http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/ Sounds plausible, but, the guy could be full of it, for all I know.

Posted by: irright at March 18, 2014 06:23 PM (DtNNC)

18 Zen and the Art ... isn't a stoner book, and it hasn't been read by most people who claim they've read it. It's about the reflections of a brilliant but recovering mental patient (a university professor from Montana) while traveling across the country with his son on a motorcycle. The author (Bob Pirsig) is an incredibly precise thinker, and any of our survivalist types here could probably learn a thing or two from him about minimalist survival practices. It's too bad this one is lumped in with some of the other lame-ass books it's commonly associated with, including those in the top post unfortunately.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 06:23 PM (bS6uW)

19 So just saw the Duke porn chick. She looks like she's about 14. And she's not very attractive.

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 06:25 PM (y7PFk)

20 It's ok to hate white people because they're all gross and white. And every white person holds the sins of all white people for all time. It's complicated, but it's basically like magic. Whiteness is like original sin. Each person contains all the sins of all white people. Even future white people. I know it's confusing. Diversity!

Posted by: Diversity Tuesday at March 18, 2014 06:25 PM (ZPrif)

21 I think I read something in the morning news dump thread about a NY/NJ meetup? Sorry, I didn't have my caffeine yet so I don't know if I was imagining it.

Cuz if there's really a possible NY/NJ meetup coming soon I would love to make it to my first meetup. I can suggest a few good alcohol dispensaries as well.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 06:26 PM (FHNkr)

22 Where is everyone? Going conspiracy theory crazy in the other thread?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2014 06:26 PM (GEICT)

23 Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2014 10:22 PM (AymDN) Oh, that reminds me of what Gabe and John Ekdahl tweeted today. Three words - Coat Hanger Pendants. http://tinyurl.com/qxbmj86 There's sick, there's depraved, and then there's that. What the hell...

Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2014 06:26 PM (WlWt+)

24 13 I saw it on tv FDR talked about it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 18, 2014 06:26 PM (Q8vlx)

25 Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 10:25 PM (y7PFk)

She's also a womyn's studies major and wants to be a human rights lawyer.

If God wanted to play a joke on humanity, he would invite leftist thought.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 06:27 PM (FHNkr)

26 the 'seagull' book can be read in 3 minutes; less if you move your lips


the 'motorcycle' book is entirely different--worth reading if you can accept the author's perspective


as for what the BundesNachrichtenDienst does, they make the Abwehr look like choirboys

Posted by: Jules ( on a long downhill slide ) at March 18, 2014 06:27 PM (omBWL)

27 Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 10:27 PM (FHNkr)

*Invent not invite.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 06:28 PM (FHNkr)

28 25 If she keeps taking semesters off to film porn, she'll never graduate.

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 06:29 PM (y7PFk)

29 So I was trying to get some work done at the coffeeshop when the stupid barista starts setting up a screen and a video projector so that a bunch of aging lefty women can all gather around to watch a live TED talk webcast. Groan. Well, the first couple were just standard TED stuff; some architect, some other person I don't even remember, one of the TED organizers bragging about how fucking cool their little club is. Fine. I can work while that's on. Then they bring on a woman, who I assume is a lesbian, doing this whole comparison of gay rights to the civil rights movement and constructing this timeline to acceptance, and generally doing her best to make every homo into Martin Luther King. Number of times she noted Obama opposed gay marriage during his first Presidential run: 0. Sigh. I put on AC/DC on my headphones and kept working. Then they bring on that traitorous fuckwad Snowden, communicating via video link from his new vacation dacha in the Crimea, or wherever he is right now. He's talking about the big bad NSA and government spying, and evil corporations gathering data (no names mentioned because probably half the audience worked for Google). He talks about the evil mastermind of all this: Dick Fucking Cheney. Seriously. We're six years into Obama's administration and that lying bastard blames the Administration's illegal actions on a guy who was vice President nearly a decade ago. But, he knows his audience: they sucked it up like Obama fellating Vladimir Putin. Because there's no way they can admit, even inside their own heads, that they voted for a dishonest motherfucker who is tearing America apart and laughing at them for being such suckers. They can't admit that, so they blame their favorite TV villain Dick Cheney. All bad things are his fault in their minds. At that point the buzz of bullshit was too loud for me to think straight, so I left. Finished my work at home with the kids fighting and the dog barking. Noise is a distraction, but stupidity -- especially smug, self-satisfied stupidity which thinks it's super-intelligence -- is like an icepick in my brain when I'm trying to think.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2014 06:29 PM (MUlDD)

30 The overpaid/underpaid intern issue is just more of liberals trying to make pay based on some arbitrary idea of "fairness" rather than the reality of the workplace. My niece got her degree in chemical engineering. In her senior year her internship had her going to out of state locations for the company under the supervision of an engineer. She was paid $20 per hour, plus all expenses, including a rental car, hotels, all restaurant meals, and while in Florida, tickets to Disneyworld. She ate a lot of her meals in fast food restaurants, and they told her she could eat in better restaurants. While in Florida she dated a guy who was interning for "The Golf Channel". He got no pay, and paid all of his own expenses. It's actually a good lesson for these kids in how the hiring goes for these fields. If you want to break into areas of the entertainment industry, and in some other fields, you will work for almost nothing for a while, and you may never get to a point where you make any real money. That's just the way it is. For the actors who are successful, even rich, there are tons more who get small parts and barely make enough to support themselves. And many of them never have any real success. They may as well learn this while interning.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 06:30 PM (mck3/)

31 SAN FRANCISCO — On March 27, Planned Parenthood will bestow its highest honor on Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., minority leader in the House of Representatives and a self-identifying Catholic. The Margaret Sanger Award, named for the organization’s founder, who was a known proponent of eugenics, will recognize Pelosi for her legacy of “excellence and outstanding contributions to the reproductive health and rights movement.”


http://tinyurl.com/p9a45ng

Posted by: Jen at March 18, 2014 10:21 PM (spyQE)



They should give her their highest honor and abort her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2014 06:31 PM (FE/sZ)

32 holding out for Jonathan Livingston Scoamf

Posted by: grognard at March 18, 2014 06:31 PM (hjKMO)

33 Nevermind, they were already talking about it in the other thread.

Posted by: irright at March 18, 2014 06:31 PM (DtNNC)

34 Last stupid thought about Malaysian Flight MH370. What if it's an inside job and all about collecting the insurance on the plane and crew by the airline? Somehow, they arranged for the plane to ditch somewhere and be prepared to rescue the crew and let the rest of the passengers and plane sink. This was an old premise from old TV dramas where some guy would take out a huge policy before going on a flight and killing himself so his family would collect. Now writ large with an inside government job.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 18, 2014 06:31 PM (RFeQD)

35 Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2014 10:29 PM (MUlDD)

Why not take your coffee money to a shop that doesn't actively promote such political drivel?

There's gotta be a coffee shop, deli, diner or other place local to you that you can go to work on your laptop and have a coffee that's own by some hard-working non-leftist patriotic middle class folks.

They would be glad to have you as a customer.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 06:32 PM (FHNkr)

36 I thought the first line in that story was "Did you ever see sweater engines?"
That must be because I read The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 06:32 PM (51wwJ)

37 State is leading, but they can still choke at the end.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 06:32 PM (0FSuD)

38 Yes, PP being proud of Eugenics and giving an award in the name of arch racist Margaret Sanger. Right up there with the DC fundraiser that gifted donors with coat hanger pendant necklaces. One would wish they do not understand, but as my mom says, wish in one hand...

Posted by: Justamom at March 18, 2014 06:33 PM (Sptt8)

39 Then they bring on that traitorous fuckwad Snowden, communicating via video link from his new vacation dacha in the Crimea, or wherever he is right now. He's talking about the big bad NSA and government spying, and evil corporations gathering data (no names mentioned because probably half the audience worked for Google). He talks about the evil mastermind of all this: Dick Fucking Cheney. Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2014 10:29 PM (MUlDD) Speaking of Snowden, anybody hear him vehemently denounce Russia's annexation of Crimea and threatening the rest of Ukraine? Me neither. Hope there's an "accident" at Kapustin Yar that ends up dropping several tons of HE on said fuckwad's head.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2014 06:33 PM (WlWt+)

40 35 Maybe Panera.

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 06:33 PM (y7PFk)

41 'Justified' is on, direct from the remote edges of the San Fernando Valley


( don't look nuthin like eastern KY )

Posted by: Jules ( on a long downhill slide ) at March 18, 2014 06:34 PM (omBWL)

42 34 Last stupid thought about Malaysian Flight MH370. C'mon we all know it's George W. Bush's fault.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 06:34 PM (HVff2)

43 Iasonas: I live in fucking Massachusetts. I can't commute to Texas to get some work done.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2014 06:35 PM (MUlDD)

44 JLS was a stupid fucking book my mom made me read. I told her I thought it was stupid too.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 06:35 PM (JdEZJ)

45 41 I like how it takes very little time to get from Lexington to pikeville on the show.

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 06:35 PM (y7PFk)

46 Don't read that Seagull book, it is a waste of time. Try Love Story. Did I mention that it is about me?

Posted by: Al Gore at March 18, 2014 06:36 PM (l3vZN)

47 I read "Seagull" back when I was a kid. Someone gave my parents a copy. I thought it was boring and pointless. Ten-year-olds are actually pretty good judges of literary quality.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2014 06:38 PM (MUlDD)

48 I tell Barry I break him. He says fine as long as I bend him over first.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 18, 2014 06:38 PM (Aif/5)

49 C'mon we all know it's George W. Bush's Dick Cheney's fault. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 10:34 PM (HVff2) Fixed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2014 06:38 PM (GEICT)

50 I use Boeing 777s as condoms.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at March 18, 2014 06:40 PM (UAMVq)

51 Does anyone else think that Putin sort of looks like the new Hannibal?

Posted by: Lauren at March 18, 2014 06:40 PM (hFL/3)

52 I tell Barry I break him. He says fine as long as I bend him over first.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 18, 2014 10:38 PM (Aif/5)




Barry: Reggie, it's only to improve international relations!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (FE/sZ)

53 @17 We've been debating that story for an hour, last thread.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (0FSuD)

54 Well, 'night, all. Happily, tomorrow I get to visit America for a little while.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (MUlDD)

55 9 No cunty people allowed tonight. Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 10:21 PM (y7PFk) Or moo moos

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (HVff2)

56 In the first place I couldn't figure out why a seagull had a name, especially a stupid one like Jonathan Livingston Seagull. It sounded gay, but back then we didn't call it that we called it queer.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (JdEZJ)

57 In re: MH370: Just spit-ballin' here, but I've seen reported that two-thirds of the passengers were Chinese nationals. Out of the (roughly) 160 Chinese nationals, how many were dissidents? Was there one special snowflake that China could not allow landing in Beijing? Inquiring minds, and all that crap...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (JMmQ9)

58 They should give her their highest honor and abort her Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2014 10:31 PM (FE/sZ) How many black Americans have any idea who Margaret Sanger was and what she advocated? This is the kind of stuff that I believe the Democrats should be hit over the head with constantly by opponents. Simply provide a brief explanation of Margaret Sanger and then hold up a photo of Ms.Pelosi, beaming while she is holding her Margaret Sanger award. Send it to every black church, every black community center.

Posted by: Jen at March 18, 2014 06:41 PM (spyQE)

59 19 So just saw the Duke porn chick. She looks like she's about 14. And she's not very attractive. Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 10:25 PM (y7PFk) McDonalds or Burger King?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 06:42 PM (0FSuD)

60 55 One and the same.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 06:42 PM (ojnk6)

61 Am I the only one who never knew about this? I know Sputnik was technically the first artificial satellite but why isn't this pic more well known? ( fearing the answer ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2014 10:23 PM (ligos) No. Me, either. It underscores what a close run thing WWII really was.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 06:42 PM (ny+NB)

62 The Margaret Sanger Award, named for the organization’s founder, who was a known proponent of eugenics, will recognize Pelosi for her legacy of “excellence and outstanding contributions to the reproductive health and rights movement.” http://tinyurl.com/p9a45ng Posted by: Jen at March 18, 2014 10:21 PM (spyQE) In all fairness, most of the idiots out there who support Planned Parenthood have no idea what Margaret Sanger stood for. And a lot of those oh so tolerant white liberals, aren't exactly bothered by the idea that so many of the babies aborted are African American.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 06:43 PM (mck3/)

63 Thanks BC. I f'd up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 06:43 PM (HVff2)

64 56 In the first place I couldn't figure out why a seagull had a name, especially a stupid one like Jonathan Livingston Seagull. It sounded gay, but back then we didn't call it that we called it queer. Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 10:41 PM (JdEZJ) You have a thing against Seagulls? Don't make me get my body double after you... But first, the buffet!

Posted by: Steven Seag(ull) at March 18, 2014 06:43 PM (WlWt+)

65 I've been eating steak and rice for the last 40+ days in a row. Tonight I bought KFC. 9 pcs. half original/half grilled mashed cole slaw potato wedges biscuits

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 06:43 PM (A/QWH)

66 And a lot of those oh so tolerant white liberals, aren't exactly bothered by the idea that so many of the babies aborted are African American. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 10:43 PM (mck3/) Of course not Nerdygirl. After all, they are so much better than them & us.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 06:44 PM (HVff2)

67 Do the PP and M Sanger devotees know the word "eugenics"? Maybe not answer that.

Posted by: Justamom at March 18, 2014 06:44 PM (Sptt8)

68 Do the PP and M Sanger devotees know the word "eugenics"? Maybe not answer that. Posted by: Justamom at March 18, 2014 10:44 PM (Sptt Eugenics.... isn't that the science that gets rid of body Fat?

Posted by: Low Infomercial Voter at March 18, 2014 06:46 PM (84gbM)

69 67 "Eugenics" has been officially coopted to now mean " Women's access to health care".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 06:46 PM (ojnk6)

70 66 And a lot of those oh so tolerant white liberals, aren't exactly bothered by the idea that so many of the babies aborted are African American. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 10:43 PM (mck3/) They went back and showed that the black babies aborted in 1980's were more than enough votes to give Gore FL in the 2000 election.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 06:46 PM (0FSuD)

71 Eugenics? Yeah I love that 80's music!

Posted by: LIV at March 18, 2014 06:47 PM (l3vZN)

72 It just occurred to me that CD's and DVD's are going the way of the cassette tape. All my DVD's need to be transferred to mp4 files, which I haven't figured out how to do yet.

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 06:47 PM (A/QWH)

73 Eugenics.... isn't that the science that gets rid of body Fat? Posted by: Low Infomercial Voter at March 18, 2014 10:46 PM (84gbM) Wait, isn't that the pseudo-science that is peddled by Scientologists?

Posted by: Xenu at March 18, 2014 06:48 PM (AymDN)

74 All my DVD's need to be transferred to mp4 files, which I haven't figured out how to do yet. DVD ripper software.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 06:48 PM (doBIb)

75 I think I have become Willow, who I am proud to represent as I have posted and ended things all day. Just busted my arse with links below and copied and pasted my little fingers off about the mystery, and Maet stomps all over it...love you Maet, I really do love all of you Morons. xoxo

Here is a hint of what is bugging me:
1) What was the oil slick and big hunks of stuff seen by Chinese satellite? Of course, in wrong sea, but answers are sometimes important except in the new Common Core math.

2) What about the two "good" mooslem boys with fake passports?

3) The Chinese ambassador, representing over 150 souls on the missing plane, says all are squeaky clean. Really? And the bad "fingerprints all over byUyghur separatists! But, no...Cause he says so, y'all.

4) India said no way, no how, did  this 777 fly over them! There is one tiny problem in that most of the airports, per an article I read in India Times, have no radar! No biggie! They are all cooperating like Thailand, who kept information for 10 days! It is all good, right? ugh

And, 5) And, my favorite story (and copied and pasted from below due to fatigue and need of beauty rest), as yet unanswered by Morons and/or the news, is what about the 20 engineers from a Texas company whose company specialized in, of all things, "invisible shields" for military planes. They were all of Chinese or Maylasian nationals, from the little bit reported and now ignored by all but ChristyB, train and plane investigator and aging supermodel. The name of the company of the missing 20 engineers is Freescale Semiconductor.

It reported: "It is conceivable that the Malaysia Airlines Flight
MH370 plane is 'cloaked', hiding with high-tech electronic warfare
weaponry that exists and is used.

"In fact, this type of technology is precisely the expertise of Freescale, that has 20 employees on board the missing flight."

The anonymous author on the site makes reference to the capabilities
of Israel making an attack on Iran. They said any attack would include
jamming the electric grid, Internet, and cell phone network, using
devices such as one that mimics a maintenance cell phone signal that
commands the cell network to "sleep."

The report also references a story from Fox News that
explained that new stealth technology makes airplanes invisible to
radar, and can also make them hard to spot with the naked eye.

"The general public might not hear about how far the US has really
come, because it is and should remain classified," firearms expert Chris
Sajnog, a former Navy Seal, said. "Other countries are still playing
catch-up — but they're closing the gap."
http://tinyurl.com/ndlv75o

http://tinyurl.com/q2sscsw

So, if some reporters are reading this, you might want to remember some of the information that has been buried and unanswered. Or not.

And, on top of everything, we know how transparent our own gubment is when it comes to investigating stuff (see: Benghazi).

Over and out and good-night. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 18, 2014 06:49 PM (baL2B)

76 Iwas very suprised to learn how many V-2's the Hun launched. About 3,000. A *lot*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 06:49 PM (aDwsi)

77 Three words - Coat Hanger Pendants. There's sick, there's depraved, and then there's that. What the hell... Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2014 10:26 PM (WlWt+) Because it doesn't occur to these brilliant thinkers that there are alternatives to the infamous coat hanger abortions: Have the baby Adopt the baby to a loving couple who can't have kids

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 06:50 PM (mck3/)

78 5 Awful Stories You Shouldn't Laugh At (But Probably Will) Yes, yes indeed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 06:50 PM (HVff2)

79 Wall Street Journal ‏@WSJ 7m Breaking: U.S. to announce settlement with Toyota. Deal could cost auto maker more than $1 billion. http://on.wsj.com/1gEFDBt

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 06:50 PM (DmNpO)

80 The photo that accompanies the article about Pelosi is a group photo of Pelosi, the current CEO of Planned Parenthood, Ruth Westheimer and Kathleen Sebelius. Dr.Ruth got her start at a Planned Parenthood. It mystifies me, as Westheimer's father was killed by the GermanSS and her family perished at Auschwitz. I will never understand the liberal Jewish person's mindset.

Posted by: Jen at March 18, 2014 06:50 PM (spyQE)

81 DVD ripper software. Does it reduce the size of the files? DVD video files are big.

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 06:50 PM (A/QWH)

82 That first picture of Earth taken from the V-2 rocket in 1946 bears a striking resemblance to the first picture of Mars taken from the Mariner 4 space probe in 1965: http://tinyurl.com/pwpnkfg

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

83 It just occurred to me that CD's and DVD's are going the way of the cassette tape. All my DVD's need to be transferred to mp4 files, which I haven't figured out how to do yet. Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 10:47 PM (A/QWH) I don't know. I think there will always be a market for hard-copy movie and music. Until next year, when I am proven wrong.... Regardless, I am not giving up on CDs/DVDs.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 06:50 PM (ny+NB)

84 I have heard people say that they don't care if idiot people want to kill their own offspring, that is just means less idiots in the future. Can't get with that. The kids, given the least but of info, know better in their hearts. Until they are taught what is right to feel. I'll tell ya what- this common core deal must not be. My husband was very crabby about private tuition costs until this.

Posted by: Justamom at March 18, 2014 06:51 PM (Sptt8)

85 Ladies, Gentlemen and Morons, the invite emails are going out for the 2nd Annual NoVaMoMee. If you're interested in coming, please email me, bcochran1981 at gmail, or Bannion, sbannion at gmail, and you'll be added to the list and get all the info.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2014 06:51 PM (GEICT)

86 Thanks for posting the lifeboat story, Maet. I enjoyed it.

Posted by: .87c at March 18, 2014 06:51 PM (qZPXs)

87 In re: MH370: Just spit-ballin' here, but I've seen reported that two-thirds of the passengers were Chinese nationals. Out of the (roughly) 160 Chinese nationals, how many were dissidents? Was there one special snowflake that China could not allow landing in Beijing? Inquiring minds, and all that crap... Posted by: Alton if you are going to introduce more random speculation into the thread you are gonna have to come up with somethin better than maybe the chinese who regularly torture imprison murder deport and eat faulaun gong and other dissidents decided it was time to off a couple by bringing down a plane of foreign nationals.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 06:52 PM (rDidD)

88 Alternatives to Coat Hanger abortions: Also, the good, old fashioned Catholic "We had to get married". Which route was taken by a few of my cousins, some of whom ended up having long happy marriages, some of whom eventually divorced, but all of whom loved their children and were glad they didn't get them aborted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 06:53 PM (mck3/)

89 Here is a hint of what is bugging me: That's a hint?

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 06:53 PM (A/QWH)

90 CD production is in the toilet. DVD alive, but slacking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 06:53 PM (aDwsi)

91 Lesbian Seagull... http://tinyurl.com/q8273gq

Posted by: B and B at March 18, 2014 06:54 PM (6Z9cJ)

92 "In fact, this type of technology is precisely the expertise of Freescale, that has 20 employees on board the missing flight." Huh. My brother works for Freescale and flies out of Kuala Lumpur often. Maybe I need to talk to him one of these days? Eh, we'll see......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 06:54 PM (ny+NB)

93 Wall Street Journal ‏@WSJ 7m Breaking: U.S. to announce settlement with Toyota. Deal could cost auto maker more than $1 billion. http://on.wsj.com/1gEFDBt Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse and in a country ruled by law gm would be passing bricks at the news. here, not so much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 06:54 PM (rDidD)

94 Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 10:47 PM (A/QWH) Rip'd about 30 hours worth of music onto my computer, then phone... about 7 Gigs of music... So its not too bad...

Posted by: Low Infomercial Voter at March 18, 2014 06:54 PM (84gbM)

95 "the 20 engineers from a Texas company whose company specialized in, of all things, 'invisible shields' for military planes. ... The name of the company of the
missing 20 engineers is Freescale Semiconductor."

Freescale is a real company, but that's not what their line of work is.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 06:54 PM (gqT4g)

96 The problem with pointing out Margaret Sanger/eugenics to Dems is that they just don't care. Remember, power is paramount to Dems and the principles they claim to stand for are secondary, if that.

(Or they just don't believe you because it must be Faux News propaganda I guess).

However, I think we can convert a few LIVs if we beat the Dems = abortion = Margaret Sanger = eugenics = racism drum but the GOP won't do that.

So, yeah.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 06:54 PM (FHNkr)

97 Flash drives are the future.

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 06:54 PM (A/QWH)

98 So just saw the Duke porn chick. She looks like she's about 14.

As R.S. McCain has pointed out, it's pretty telling that feminists consider it empowering for a woman to pay for school by doing pornography that caters to the statutory rape crowd.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 18, 2014 06:55 PM (lr3d7)

99 89
Here is a hint of what is bugging me:




That's a hint?

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 10:53 PM (A/QWH)


Sorry. doh. It is like Benghazi and I don't forget stuff from the start of the crazy stories. My bad...runs off crying to bed...

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 18, 2014 06:55 PM (baL2B)

100 My mom hopped up off a table in 1954 and ran home. Got married at 16, I'm happy to be the seventh. True.

Posted by: Justamom at March 18, 2014 06:55 PM (Sptt8)

101 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 06:55 PM (T1005)

102 The Revenge Rape Badge is one of the hardest badges to get.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 06:56 PM (aePFl)

103 Some people just don't want to be punished with a baby.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at March 18, 2014 06:56 PM (Dwehj)

104 Freescale is a real company, but that's not what their line of work is.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 10:54 PM (gqT4g)


Thank you! I guess the story from the UK was bs that I read.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 18, 2014 06:56 PM (baL2B)

105 Do they still put CD players in new cars?

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 06:56 PM (A/QWH)

106 101 Hey Cth. How is ya?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 06:56 PM (ojnk6)

107 Trimegistus, I am so sorry. Some TED seminars are pretty good- the one on mushrooms inspired my daughter to study micology- but obviously, the plurality are leftist bull crap. It seems kind of an imposition to play those at a coffee shop, and disturb other customers. Oops, sorry. You mentioned they were aging leftist women . They don't give a shit about anyone else, but you damn well better respect them and not call them bossy.

Posted by: Moki at March 18, 2014 06:56 PM (EvHC8)

108 ChristyBlinky! ...Top notch reporting!...Hats off!

Posted by: concrete girl at March 18, 2014 06:57 PM (Gq4PC)

109 All my DVD's need to be transferred to mp4 files, which I haven't figured out how to do yet. DVD ripper software. Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 10:48 PM Dammit! I've been behind the "next big change" curve for decades (the 8-track to cassette transition was particularly painful). When you figure out this "whatever" to mp4 transfer, please let me us know. THX

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2014 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)

110 "Breaking: U.S. to announce settlement with Toyota. Deal could cost auto maker more than $1 billion."

Administration in back pocket of UAW pulls shit on a non-UAW automaker under color of authority. Film at eleven.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 06:57 PM (gqT4g)

111 I did not have sexual relations with that plane......

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 18, 2014 06:57 PM (Aif/5)

112 Hey, there was an airplane that DISAPPEARED!!! like RIGHT OFF THE F'N EARTH, man! and NObody knows what happened to it!!!! Has anyone heard about this?



Here's the most plausible explanation I have found.



http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/


Can we let it rest already?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 06:57 PM (yh0zB)

113 Humorous aside. I had a meeting to attend this evening. I hurried to change out of my yard work clothes, take a shower and get dressed for the meeting. I just dropped my dirty stuff on the floor. I get home, walk into the bedroom, and find my tee-shirt out in the middle of the floor. Puzzled, I pick it up and find underneath a barfed up hairball. Apparently the cat dragged the tee-shirt over to cover the hairball. Go figure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

114 Don't want to jinx em but State is ahead 12 pts, sorry Lincolnoff.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 06:57 PM (0FSuD)

115 90 CD production is in the toilet. DVD alive, but slacking. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 10:53 PM (aDwsi) I need to go on a buying spree and get everything I want to finish replacing my vinyl. It'll take years, though. Or, replace my long lost turntable. Fuckin' shit takes up waaaay too much floor space and I remodeled on the assumption of far smaller footprint electronics. Like a fuckin' idiot.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 06:58 PM (ny+NB)

116 I think of Jonathan Livingston Seagull and I think of Carole King's Tapestry, macrame plant holders, Earth shoes, James Taylor singing "You've got a friend," girls with long straight hair parted in the middle, guys with long straight hair parted in the middle, plaid baggy pants, maxi- skirts, teen magazines that advised girls to wash their hair with beer or rainwater and use mayo as a conditioner (I actually tried that - yuck), and use eggs or avocados for skin masques. It was the butt end of the hippie years. Lots of soft pop music, but also lots of really great music from the Stones and Bowie and Deep Purple (I heard "Space Truckin'" on the car radio the other day and had to restrain the urge to blast it) Disco was still a few years down the pike.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 06:58 PM (R3gO3)

117 81 DVD ripper software. Does it reduce the size of the files? DVD video files are big. Yes. You can specify the compression level.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 06:58 PM (doBIb)

118 Can we let it rest already? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 10:57 PM (yh0zB) Not until Megan stops finding "breaking news"

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 06:58 PM (0FSuD)

119 Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 10:56 PM (A/QWH)

Yes.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 06:58 PM (FHNkr)

120 Because it doesn't occur to these brilliant thinkers that there are alternatives to the infamous coat hanger abortions: Have the baby Adopt the baby to a loving couple who can't have kids Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 10:50 PM (mck3/) Alternative? I have a modest proposalÂ…

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at March 18, 2014 06:58 PM (AymDN)

121 109 Dammit! I've been behind the "next big change" curve for decades (the 8-track to cassette transition was particularly painful). No shit. Plus I'm sitting on a ton of LPs at this time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 06:59 PM (HVff2)

122 121 109 Dammit! I've been behind the "next big change" curve for decades (the 8-track to cassette transition was particularly painful). Sony mini-discs? Want some?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 06:59 PM (0FSuD)

123 USMC, there are plenty of turntable to USB options available for conversion.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 06:59 PM (ojnk6)

124 92 "In fact, this type of technology is precisely the expertise of Freescale, that has 20 employees on board the missing flight."

The whole Freescale Semiconductor story has been pretty well debunked. Freescale makes a ton of chips used in a lot of consumer devices. The employees on the flight were supposedly efficiency experts heading to fabs in China to help improve the yield.

No one has ever been able to point to any evidence for a Freescale 'cloaking device' but this story just keeps getting repeated from site to site.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 18, 2014 07:00 PM (pAlYe)

125 can you fit something like say a grey whale in a 777 with some transparent aluminum?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 07:00 PM (rDidD)

126 No shit. Plus I'm sitting on a ton of LPs at this time. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 10:59 PM (HVff2) They still have value, seriously.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 07:00 PM (0FSuD)

127 I have the Firefly box set. It's literally a box, as you know, for just 12 episodes or however many. I put the entire Farscape series and the Farscape 3 hour movie on one 32gb flash drive.

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 07:01 PM (A/QWH)

128 MP3s and video files might be here to stay but I realized something. How much money has the entertainment industry made off of you buying the same thing over and over again. For example, you bought the cassette in the 80s then the CD in the 90s. Or VHS and then again with the DVD, then even Blu-Ray maybe.

The music industry loves pushing out re-mastered versions and now anniversary editions of albums. Hollywood loves to put out a movie and then later a director's cut or some sort of special edition.

With a media file, you could obtain it once and it would last forever. One purchase. I don't think Hollywood will tolerate this for long.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 07:01 PM (FHNkr)

129 Can we let it rest already? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 10:57 PM (yh0zB) Was that directed at Maet? It is part of his ONT.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 18, 2014 07:01 PM (bCEmE)

130 No shit. Plus I'm sitting on a ton of LPs at this time. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 10:59 PM (HVff2) They still have value, seriously. The right ones, do.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 07:02 PM (aePFl)

131 Here's the most plausible explanation I have found. http://www.wired.com/autopia/2014/03/mh370-electrical-fire/ Can we let it rest already? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 10:57 PM (yh0zB) That theory was shot down on Rush's show today. Frmr 777 pilot called inÂ…. RUSH: This is his theory as written. "Shortly after takeoff, as Malaysia 370 was flying out over the ocean, just after the co-pilot gave his final 'Good night' sign-off to Malaysia air traffic control, smoke began filling the cockpit, perhaps from a tire on the front landing gear that had ignited on takeoff. The captain immediately did exactly what he had been trained to do: turn the plane toward the closest airport so he could land. The closest appropriate airport was called Pulau Langkawi. It had a massive 13,000-foot runway. The captain programmed the destination into the flight computer. The autopilot turned the plane west and put it on a course right for the runway (the same heading the plane turned to). "The captain and co-pilot tried to find the source of the smoke and fire. They switched off electrical 'busses' to try to isolate it, in the process turning off systems like the transponder and ACARs automated update system (but not, presumably, the autopilot, which was flying the plane). They did not issue a distress call, because in a midair emergency your priorities are 'aviate, navigate, communicate' -- in that order." Is that true? If it isn't, I don't need to go any further. CALLER: Aviate, navigate, and communicate, that's correct. RUSH: Okay, let's go. "But smoke soon filled the cockpit and overwhelmed them (a tire fire could do this). The pilots passed out or died." The smoke spread to the cabin, the cockpit doors locked, nobody can get in there. There's nobody that knows what's going on, smoke inhalation. They didn't get their masks on or whatever, and they're on that heading for that runway and they run out of fuel seven hours later and just what you said, plunge. Now, the root of this theory is some sort of mechanical. Tire fire is his theory that eventually incapacitated the crew, nobody could get in the cockpit. I'm glad you're here. Could nobody get in the cockpit if this scenario had happened? CALLER: Well, the flight attendants can get in the cockpit. They have a way to access it. I won't give it out over the air. RUSH: Okay. CALLER: But they can if they want to. Yeah. RUSH: Okay, so what are your thoughts on this theory, it's mechanical, it's relatively -- CALLER: Well, the first thing that bothers me is that the first procedure you do when you have smoke in the cockpit is you raise cabin pressure. No, actually, the first thing you do is you put on your oxygen mask a hundred percent, which would block out any ambient air that could come in your mask. The second thing you do is you raise the cabin pressure to evacuate the smoke. The possibility of a nose wheel tire being on fire, there's no brakes on the nose wheel, I don't understand how it could heat up enough to catch fire. I know a main gear brake can catch fire. But for it to get into the cockpit it would have to get into the ventilation system, or burn its way through the pressure hull. RUSH: Let's keep -- CALLER: It would take an hour for a fire to burn through the pressure hull from the nose gear compartment. Maybe half an hour. RUSH: Okay. What if the smoke was due to fire? They've got the masks on but the fire just consumed them? CALLER: A fire is probably the most scariest thing to happen in flight. If you remember that TWA flight that had a fire, they had landed the airplane within 20 minutes and within 20 minutes the whole airplane was engulfed in flames. Our teachings as pilots when we go through school is that once you have uncontrolled on-board fire that you have to get that airplane on the ground within 20 minutes or less or everybody's gonna be dead. You'll lose control of the airplane. The airplane will become unflyable or everybody will be dead from asphyxiation. So you immediately start descending which he didn't do immediately, okay? RUSH: Yeah. CALLER: So that would kind of shoot that down. The second thing is him being asphyxiated, unlikely unless the pilot's oxygen system was malfunctioning. That's a double malfunction now we're talking about. I think the theory is good in theory, but it's not the simplest, it's not Occam's razor. It's not the simplest explanation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2014 07:02 PM (GEICT)

132 Hey Cooth, how're they dangling?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 18, 2014 07:02 PM (sQ0LB)

133 129 I think it's just a case of 370 topic exhaustion, Tami. I concur, btw.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 07:02 PM (ojnk6)

134

I will never understand the liberal Jewish person's mindset. Posted by: Jen at March 18, 2014 10:50 PM (spyQE)

 

It's a mystery to me too...what about "To Life, to Life, L'Chaim?" The Jews have never demographically recovered from the Holocaust - why they of all people would champion abortion - I don't get it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (R3gO3)

135 Aliens, man. Aliens took that plane.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoulokos at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (Aif/5)

136 Listening to an album on vinyl is awesome. There's just something there that digital files cannot replicate.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (FHNkr)

137 Yea Donna my mom made me a macrame belt too but I wouldn't wear it. It was almost as queer as JLS. Somehow I think that's a book Barky would like. Its perfect for that pompous asshole.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (JdEZJ)

138 One last "good evening, all" to the horde. I think I'm going to check out for a while. Maybe I'll comment when ace posts a "welcome, lurkers" thread in the future. Or if I find another good song for Peaches.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (4MUh9)

139 38
Yes, PP being proud of Eugenics and giving an award in the name of arch racist Margaret Sanger.

More evidence to support zombie's premise

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (AWwDY)

140 Yeah, Sony blew it big time with BETA MAX and then again with their mini-discs.

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 07:03 PM (A/QWH)

141 Is this really necessary? E! Online ‏@eonline 3m Sofia Coppola in Talks to Direct The Little Mermaid (Presumably a Live-Action Hipster Version) http://eonli.ne/1eiXhKe

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 07:04 PM (DmNpO)

142 Who brought the ill-fated laser-disc to market? Don't tell me it was Sony!

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 07:04 PM (A/QWH)

143 Sleeping pill kicked in, Horde, so it's hail and farewell. Sleep well.

Posted by: joncelli at March 18, 2014 07:04 PM (/AYWV)

144 I think I'm going to check out for a while. For what??

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 07:05 PM (A/QWH)

145 Thanks for,the LP to computer info morons.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:05 PM (HVff2)

146 When you figure out this "whatever" to mp4 transfer, please let me us know. THX Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2014 10:57 PM (JMmQ9) Yeah, ripping CD/DVD to digital electronic file is no biggie. You have the same problem that I do in that stuff that we want is not currently in possession on CD/DVD. I still have cassettes I have not replaced yet and I have no idea (if it's even economically possible) how to transfer those. Music-wise, my best bet is to set up a USB turntable and rip it that way. I really don't want to rebuild the Stereo I brought back from overseas, so I'll have to wing it with current electronics, primarily the speakers which there is no way I can replace (JBL L-65s rare and Sansui SP-20000s extremely rare to non-existent)

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 07:05 PM (ny+NB)

147 There's just something there that digital files cannot replicate. Depth of field, for one thing. Cds, generally, have horrible presence.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 07:05 PM (aePFl)

148 141 Is this really necessary? E! Online ‏@eonline 3m Sofia Coppola in Talks to Direct The Little Mermaid (Presumably a Live-Action Hipster Version) http://eonli.ne/1eiXhKe Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 11:04 PM (DmNpO) Very very little of what we involve ourselves in is "necessary."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2014 07:06 PM (GEICT)

149 So BC, we are back to fucking gremlins or aliens? http://tinyurl.com/23rz3n

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 07:06 PM (0FSuD)

150 Yes, PP being proud of Eugenics and giving an award in the name of arch racist Margaret Sanger.

But...but...we can't win without their vote!

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at March 18, 2014 07:06 PM (Dwehj)

151 136 Listening to an album on vinyl is awesome. There's just something there that digital files cannot replicate. Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 11:03 PM (FHNkr) Absolutely. There is a depth and presence that digital cannot duplicate. Well, yet...

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 07:07 PM (ny+NB)

152 Randy, a contestant on Ink Master was very cunty today. Whining and playing the gay card about how difficult it is to be a gay tattoo artist.

It's even more difficult to be a gay tattoo artist when your tattoos suck.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 18, 2014 07:07 PM (AC0lD)

153 The passengers on that plane are now experiencing wonders no other human has ever known!

Posted by: Eric Von Daniken at March 18, 2014 07:07 PM (Aif/5)

154 140 Yeah, Sony blew it big time with BETA MAX and then again with their mini-discs. Well, they did sell beta max to TV stations for a long time. It was far superior to VHS.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 07:08 PM (0FSuD)

155 136 Listening to an album on vinyl is awesome. There's just something there that digital files cannot replicate. Posted by: Iasonas at March 18, 2014 11:03 PM (FHNkr) Pops and clicks?

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

156 Can we say cunty? Cause that's a word I can use a lot.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 07:08 PM (JdEZJ)

157 156 Apparently so.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (ojnk6)

158 Listening to an album on vinyl is awesome. There's just something there that digital files cannot replicate. Posted by: Iasonas -------------- Wait until you hear a wax cylinder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (aDwsi)

159 Pops and clicks? Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 11:08 PM (sdi6R) Ha ha. Still have my turn table.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (0FSuD)

160 Reason I never read Jonathan Livingston Seagull is because, as anyone who has ever gone to a beach knows, seagulls are rats with feathers. One group of people I can't stand are the dopes who feed the gulls at the beach. They throw out garbage to the things, and the damn things swarm over like a plague of locusts and shit all over everything. If I'd read JLS I would have hoped for someone to put a load of birdshot into Jonathan's ass, and thus give the story a happy ending.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (mck3/)

161 105 Do they still put CD players in new cars? Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 10:56 PM (A/QWH) yes, just got a new car and there's one in it....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (u8GsB)

162 Lol @ Nip Sip. The interview I just posted offers, to me, a far more believable and logical account for the facts than anything else Ive seen.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (GEICT)

163 Didn't RCA make some archaic video disc system decades ago? They also bombed in the mainframe market, big time.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (l3vZN)

164

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 11:03 PM (JdEZJ)

 

 Calling things like macrame belts queer, ah yes, that was a sign of the times too - before kids started saying "That's so gay" instead. Of course, using either term in a derogatory sense is now a hate crime.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (R3gO3)

165 156- Not in the USSA.

Posted by: Justamom at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (Sptt8)

166 150 But...but...we can't win without their vote! Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at March 18, 2014 11:06 PM (Dwehj) Try this, corgi on a spit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:09 PM (HVff2)

167 State is going to advance. X loses.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 07:10 PM (0FSuD)

168 >>Pops and clicks? Not in my collection or on my system...but I won't suffer scratched LPs.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 07:10 PM (aePFl)

169 I'm a little bit cunty, I'm a little bit rock n roll.

Posted by: Ms. O. at March 18, 2014 07:11 PM (JdEZJ)

170 160 Reason I never read Jonathan Livingston Seagull is because, as anyone who has ever gone to a beach knows, seagulls are rats with feathers. One group of people I can't stand are the dopes who feed the gulls at the beach. They throw out garbage to the things, and the damn things swarm over like a plague of locusts and shit all over everything. If I'd read JLS I would have hoped for someone to put a load of birdshot into Jonathan's ass, and thus give the story a happy ending. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 11:09 PM (mck3/) grew up in the sf bay area....seagulls everywhere....at lunch and recess someone always got shat upon .... they were mocked for the day....ugh....seagulls

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 18, 2014 07:11 PM (u8GsB)

171 164 Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 11:03 PM (JdEZJ) Calling things like macrame belts queer, ah yes, that was a sign of the times too - before kids started saying "That's so gay" instead. Of course, using either term in a derogatory sense is now a hate crime. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 11:09 PM (R3gO3 Yeah & so is retarded or so my 20 year old told me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:11 PM (HVff2)

172
It's a mystery to me too...what about "To Life, to Life, L'Chaim?" The Jews have never demographically recovered from the Holocaust - why they of all people would champion abortion - I don't get it.


Overrepresentation in academic/intellectual fields combined with a distinct culture and strong connection to urban areas.  The ingredients were already there to begin with.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 18, 2014 07:11 PM (lr3d7)

173 Bye, shredded chi. I enjoyed your presence here.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 07:11 PM (hn5v5)

174 I fine it really fascinating how much the aviation experts disagree about everything. some pilots swear it is impossible for the flight, especially with the load it was carrying, to make it anywhere near the mid 40,000 range. others are fine with the idea. I would assume there has to be an answer and it is either possible or impossible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 07:11 PM (rDidD)

175 I own an Enya CD. There, I said it.

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 07:11 PM (A/QWH)

176 @162 Seems like every story has a fucking flaw. It appears to be a mystery that only The Shadow knows.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 07:12 PM (0FSuD)

177 Didn't RCA make some archaic video disc system decades ago?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2014 11:09 PM (l3vZN)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitance_Electronic_Disc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 07:13 PM (51wwJ)

178

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 11:09 PM (mck3/)

 

 I feel the same way about the idiots who feed the obnoxious shit machines known as geese. There's a few parks with duck ponds around here that I don't even walk in any more because you have to either hopscotch your way down the path or end up with geese shit in the treads of your shoes.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:13 PM (R3gO3)

179 I had to read JLS for summer school once. Even watched the movie too. Neil Diamond did the soundtrack! I can't remember a damn thing about the story.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 07:13 PM (doBIb)

180 Pops and clicks? Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 11:08 PM (sdi6R) the san bushmen people of africa?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 18, 2014 07:13 PM (u8GsB)

181 Shredded chi is headed off into the RL? How come?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2014 07:14 PM (GEICT)

182 180 Pops and clicks? Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 11:08 P Hey quit talking about my knees

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:14 PM (HVff2)

183 OK, I'm out. Tomorrow night, mi amigos.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2014 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)

184 Didn't RCA make some archaic video disc system decades ago? They also bombed in the mainframe market, big time. Posted by: Jinx ---------------- Laser Disk. Damned fine picture too. They also developed the CD4 4 Channel Vinyl Disk. Terrific system technically, but expensive and delicate. The great result, however, was the Shibata stylus. Somewhat better than the ellipticals in use at the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 07:15 PM (aDwsi)

185 So NYC Mayor De Blasio handed out $100M to black firefighters that failed the firefighter exam and sued for racial discrimination. The problem is the test had some reading comprehension questions. Pretty much any test with reading comprehension questions will produce a racial disparity because the average black high school graduate reads at the 8th grade level. That's not my opinion, that's the result of national reading tests. Black students read, on average, 4 grades below white and asian students. There's a whole industry of Diversity Consultants who try to design tests so there is no racial disparity. Mainly this consists of dumbing down the tests so everybody passes. The racial gaps in reading comprehension (these are avg scores from national and state testing, obviously any individual could be higher or lower) make it almost impossible to design an even mildly difficult test that won't produce a disparity. De Bladio doesn't care, of course. He and the other leftists look at these sorts of lawsuits as Reparations anyway. They don't care if the test was fair or not. The tests were designed to test knowledge of fire safety and firefighting technique. But the black firefighters sued and said the test was biased against them and favored the "fire geeks" -- guys who are really into being a firefighter and spend their free time reading about it and studying up on the best techniques and equipment.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 07:15 PM (ZPrif)

186 174 I fine it really fascinating how much the aviation experts disagree about everything. some pilots swear it is impossible for the flight, especially with the load it was carrying, to make it anywhere near the mid 40,000 range. others are fine with the idea. I would assume there has to be an answer and it is either possible or impossible.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 11:11 PM (rDidD)


Part of the problem is that there are so few facts to work with. I don't think the Malaysians have ever definitively stated how much fuel the plane took off with. So the possible range is just educated guess-work.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 18, 2014 07:15 PM (pAlYe)

187 huh, never saw boyd and raylin hooking up as lovers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 07:15 PM (rDidD)

188 Bush lied to our black president and this bothers more that the Russian invasion of that Croatia place. Bush must be put in jail for his crimes...............

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 18, 2014 07:16 PM (iB0Q2)

189 Under Bloomberg, NYC had fought the lawsuit from the black firefighters. Bloomberg, though a liberal, felt it was important to maintain high standards among NYC's firefighters -- even if those standards resulted in a racial gap in hiring. De Blasio campaigned on the promise that he would quickly settle the lawsuit and start handing out cash - and that's what he did.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 07:16 PM (ZPrif)

190 Bye, shredded chi. I enjoyed your presence here. ditto. Understand the need to take a break though.

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 18, 2014 07:17 PM (qoKTg)

191 >185 H8er

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:17 PM (HVff2)

192 Hey quit talking about my knees Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 11:14 PM (HVff2) LOL. Mine too!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 07:18 PM (0FSuD)

193 Remember the wacky broad from Strangers With Candy? Amy Sedaris is her name, I think. She now does a tv commercial for Tide. And she looks and acts normal.

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 07:18 PM (A/QWH)

194 No one has ever been able to point to any evidence for a Freescale 'cloaking device' but this story just keeps getting repeated from site to site.
that must by  why they call it a 'cloaking device'.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 18, 2014 07:19 PM (jAc/f)

195

The Brewers held a party for Hank, their new canine mascot today - before they sent him to be neutered. I've heard of farewell parties, but not "farewell to balls" parties.

 

 Although come to think of it, last season many of their pitchers said farewell to balls hit by other teams.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:19 PM (R3gO3)

196 U.S. to announce settlement with Toyota. Deal could cost auto maker more than $1 billion. That's amazing. No manufacturing or design defects, and Toyota still has to ante up. "Fuck you, pay me." I guess if it's good enough for Paulie, it's good enough for the DOJ.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 18, 2014 07:19 PM (YZSnp)

197 #81

Substantially. The MPEG-2 codec that DVD uses is pretty dated by today's standards. Newer codecs can typically get a 4.7 GB DVD's content to fit onto a 800 MB CD with no loss of quality. In addition to much greater capacity, Blu-ray relies on these newer codecs to handle HD content.


Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 07:19 PM (bPxS6)

198 Part of the problem is that there are so few facts to work with. I don't think the Malaysians have ever definitively stated how much fuel the plane took off with. So the possible range is just educated guess-work. Posted by: Mætenloch agreed in general but in this instance pilots are sayin "no fucking way, no how even if on fumes" and others are saying "fine." in a situation where we are not relying upon pygmy cannibals, or at least not non-American pygmy cannibals, I would believe there is an answer. Q: How high can a 777 fly? A: this high. we do not need any malaysians for that info.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 07:19 PM (rDidD)

199 AMF. 68 on Thursday, the curse is broken!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 18, 2014 07:20 PM (0FSuD)

200 De Blasio campaigned on the promise that he would quickly settle the lawsuit and start handing out cash - and that's what he did. It's amazing how many problems are created solved when you start throwing around the cash.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 07:20 PM (doBIb)

201 Puzzled, I pick it up and find underneath a barfed up hairball. Apparently the cat dragged the tee-shirt over to cover the hairball. Go figure. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 10:57 PM (aDwsi) I read a column once about how one of the main benefits of pet ownership is watching the little varmint's behaviors.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 07:21 PM (mck3/)

202 One of my favorite responses is "if it were up your ass you'd know" Try using that when discussing a missing airplane. It'll lighten the mood.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 07:21 PM (JdEZJ)

203 De Blasio campaigned on the promise that he would quickly settle the lawsuit and start handing out cash - and that's what he did. It's amazing how many problems are created solved when you start throwing around the cash. Posted by: EC I am not a bloomberg fan but here we are seeing the difference between a guy who know where 100m comes from and a guy who has no clue.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 07:21 PM (rDidD)

204 I still have cassettes I have not replaced yet and I have no idea (if it's even economically possible) how to transfer those.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 11:05 PM (ny+NB)




98, I have such a device, bought online for cheap (like $15) cassette to USB port.   Says Super USB Cassette Capture on it.

Posted by: Steck at March 18, 2014 07:21 PM (5i94q)

205 196 U.S. to announce settlement with Toyota. Deal could cost auto maker more than $1 billion. That's amazing. No manufacturing or design defects, and Toyota still has to ante up. "Fuck you, pay me." I guess if it's good enough for Paulie, it's good enough for the DOJ. Posted by: Waterhouse I have always been struck at the similarities in how governments and organized crime get their money. Gambling, liquor, tobacco, shakedowns, protection rackets.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2014 07:22 PM (l3vZN)

206
ABC had a Marvel's: Assembling A Universe movie flacking special tonight:

"Care to see what Marvel has in store for Avengers 2: Age of Ultron? You know, besides this awesome concept art of Hulk fighting Iron Man in his Hulkbuster armor? Plus Ant-Man, Guardians of the Galaxy, and the first 11 minutes of Captain America: The Winter Soldier!"



Avengers 2 -- with Hulkbuster armor. Might as well just back the armored cars up to the box office windows now.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2014 07:23 PM (kdS6q)

207 at lunch and recess someone always got shat upon ....


Go on...

Posted by: Martin Bashir at March 18, 2014 07:24 PM (vgH+s)

208 Haliburton shot that plane down to make Obama look bad and to give Dick Cheney new blood to bath in.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 18, 2014 07:24 PM (Aif/5)

209 #196

Whatever it takes to keep GM afloat for the UAW to ransack. Not that things are going well there:
http://tinyurl.com/pl4u7gl

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 07:25 PM (bPxS6)

210 Donna V, you nailed  1970-1974 with that description. I know exactly what you mean.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at March 18, 2014 07:25 PM (Usdw3)

211 195. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 11:19 PM (R3gO3) I chuckle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:26 PM (HVff2)

212 Donna V, you nailed 1970-1974 with that description. I know exactly what you mean. Posted by: Joey ------------- Except for Streaking.., did you mention Streaking?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

213 205 I have always been struck at the similarities in how governments and organized crime get their money. Gambling, liquor, tobacco, shakedowns, protection rackets. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2014 11:22 PM (l3vZN) Yeah, the movie Casino really brought it home for me. When the owner (DeNiro?) refused to allow the Governor's son to work at the casino, all of a sudden his legal troubles began.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

214 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2014 11:22 PM (l3vZN) Bill of Attainder created by Blackmail.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2014 07:27 PM (84gbM)

215 Hi Horde, I was exhausted last night. I came home from work, washed my face, took my night pill, had a bit to eat and sat down and poured a glass of wine & promptly fell asleep before the ONT was up. I was up before 5 am. My brother called at after 11:30 Sunday to tell me they were keeping him at the hospital. No one called to tell me they sent him to the hospital. When I called yesterday they had him in CCU(Maine version of ICU) I waited for his nurse to tell me what is wrong but they connected me to him. He said he thinks he has pneumonia again but wasnÂ’t sure. His oxygen levels were too low & he couldnÂ’t breathe on Sunday afternoon & they sent him to the ER at 5:30. I called them yesterday to remind them that they are supposed to let me know if they send him to the hospital. I think heÂ’s trying to keep something from me. He was in the CCU unit but said a doctor hadnÂ’t been to see up at all last night when I talked to him around 8 pm. He wonÂ’t let me call & speak to a doctor. I would like to know if it is pneumonia again or if it is always going to be pneumonia or a urinary tract infection all the time.

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 07:28 PM (gjOCp)

216 124 92 "In fact, this type of technology is precisely the expertise of Freescale, that has 20 employees on board the missing flight."

The whole Freescale Semiconductor story has been pretty well debunked. Freescale makes a ton of chips used in a lot of consumer devices. The employees on the flight were supposedly efficiency experts heading to fabs in China to help improve the yield.

No one has ever been able to point to any evidence for a Freescale 'cloaking device' but this story just keeps getting repeated from site to site.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 18, 2014 11:00 PM (pAlYe)


Sorry. It was bugging me. I did not that the Fox Story was not about the company.


I will go to the barrel, which probably plays music from Celine Dion or that woman in tv commercials, for her collector's album that annoyed the hell out of me. Haven't seen it lately so she must have gone to her reward.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 18, 2014 07:29 PM (baL2B)

217 Thank you Maetenloch for another 5 start ONT.  Now I have to look up Robert Sheckley.  This here is a touch-n-go.  I have already planned a later rage stroke when I read about the HS EMT's 13 days in jail for a pocket knife in the trunk/boot of his auto.  Have fun horde!  Back to cats/sharks hockey.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at March 18, 2014 07:29 PM (M/xKK)

218 215 that sucks Carol. Continued prayers for you & your brother

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:29 PM (HVff2)

219 re: US Universities we teach womyns studies, African American studies, and community organizing Ben Gurion University has established a graduate program in cyber security. The only one in the world. Why has Stanford not done that? Or MIT?

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 07:30 PM (zOTsN)

220 I'm actually at the point where I'd favor racial and ethnic quotas. That way you could at least use testing to select the best white firefighters in the applicant pool, the best black firefighters int the applicant pool, etc, etc. What the Diversity Nazis are doing, by suing over testing, is forcing the tests to be so dumbed down that everybody passes -- so selection is then random or based on having a cousin in the firehouse or something. It's the worst of both worlds. These "achievement gaps" in basic things like reading comprehension haven't been closed with decades of trying and most likely won't be close for decades to come. For public safety positions like firefighting, racial quotas would arguably lead to a more capable average firefighter than the system we are heading ro. All the Diversity Nazis care about is achieving the racial and ethnic mix. Instead of doing that by dumbing down all the entrance exams and tests for promotions -- I'd rather they just use outright quotas so we can at least select for quality within each group. The system being put in place as a result of the Diversity Nazis lawsuits is one where quality and aptitude is never selected for, for fear of disparities and the inevitable lawsuits. Racial and ethnic quotas suck -- but having low quality firefighters sucks even more. Ideally, you'd just select for quality and let the chips fall where they may. If that means an all-Korean firefighting squad then so be it, as long as they are the best. But the Diversity Nazis and the Ruling Class won't allow that, increasingly I think quotas would actually be a superior system to this new dumb-downed testing regime being put in place.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 07:30 PM (ZPrif)

221 Yeah, ripping CD/DVD to digital electronic file is no biggie. You have the same problem that I do in that stuff that we want is not currently in possession on CD/DVD. I still have cassettes I have not replaced yet and I have no idea (if it's even economically possible) how to transfer those. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 11:05 PM (ny+NB) I bought an electronic gadget that you hook up directly to your computer in order to digitize cassette tape music. It's easy as can be. It's at my dad's, not here, but i'm going to bing and see if I can tell you the name of it. The thing couldn't be easier. I've also digitized some of my vinyl LP's. Once you get the hook up from your stereo or turntable to your computer it's pretty easy, just time consuming because you play each album as you digitize it, so it takes about 45 minutes per album.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 07:30 PM (mck3/)

222 oh yeah, anyone splain what the point of making a turn at vampi is? waste of time and fuel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 07:30 PM (rDidD)

223 Captain America: The Winter Soldier!"Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2014 11:23 PM (kdS6q)
Is that Captain Jack Frost?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 07:31 PM (51wwJ)

224 #185

"The tests were designed to test knowledge of fire safety and firefighting technique. But the black firefighters sued and said the test was biased against them and favored the "fire geeks" -- guys who are really into being a firefighter and spend their free time reading about it and studying up on the best techniques and equipment."

In other words, the guys you want in command positions at the fire department. So, the complaint is that the test is biased in favor of those most qualified for the job?

Sigh. More Doom.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 07:31 PM (bPxS6)

225 of course no one can point to the freescale cloaking device, its cloaked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 07:31 PM (rDidD)

226 219 You forgot Queer Studies.

Posted by: NCKate at March 18, 2014 07:32 PM (y7PFk)

227 I give it one more week before the lost Malaysian airliner lands at LAX and the whole thing is revealed to be a viral marketing campaign for Lost II run by, you guessed it: Andy Kaufman.

Posted by: Mr. FeverHead at March 18, 2014 07:33 PM (6ahup)

228 Oh for fucks sake. Watching the avengers assembling thing on ABC and who do they include? President Fucking Media Whore Obama.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 18, 2014 07:33 PM (RZ8pf)

229

Except for Streaking.., did you mention Streaking? Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 11:27 PM (aDwsi)

 

Oops, forgot streaking. Some guys from an neighboring Catholic boys high school streaked through the cafeteria of our Catholic girls high school when I was a freshman and damn near killed the nuns. They had ski masks on and one had tied a blue ribbon around his dong. I remember that very well. It was a huge thrill for us :-)

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:33 PM (R3gO3)

230 Donna V, you did forget to mention Herbal Essence Shampoo, that green stuff that had a picture of a hippie chick with long blonde hair grasping at two phallic-symbol fronds on the label. Clairol still makes a shampoo with that name, but it doesn't have that 1973 smell....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at March 18, 2014 07:33 PM (Usdw3)

231 106 101
Hey Cth. How is ya? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 10:56 PM (ojnk6) Hide posts from (ojnk6)


Posted, cooked dinner, and am just now up to this....doin' ok.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 07:35 PM (T1005)

232 Prayers for you and your brother, Carol.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:35 PM (R3gO3)

233 "Calgon, take me awaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:35 PM (HVI5a)

234 oh yeah, anyone splain what the point of making a turn at vampi is? waste of time and fuel. Posted by: yankeefifth So they could shadow the Singapore Air flight on route to Spain over India and Iran. DUH-DUH, DUUUH~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 18, 2014 07:35 PM (ligos)

235 Hey everybody.

Does anyone know when Honda intends to finally put the 2015 Honda Fit in the dealerships, and for what MSRP?

I know the electric is going to be a ridonkulous price, but hopefully the standard gas transmissions...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:36 PM (HVI5a)

236 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire, This is similar, but I'm not sure if this is the one I have. It seems like this is a bit pricier than what I paid. The one I have is really simple to hook up and use. http://www.cassette2usb.com/?tid=B010

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 07:36 PM (mck3/)

237 "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!!"

(in the early days of The Simpsons, their baseball stadium was the Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:36 PM (HVI5a)

238 Carol, prayers for your brother. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 18, 2014 07:37 PM (baL2B)

239 229 ?........ his dong. I remember that very well. It was a huge thrill for us :-) Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 11:33 PM (R3gO3) Dam Lutherans.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:37 PM (HVff2)

240 #219

We have similar programs. A friend of mine got a degree from UC Irvine a few years ago in Computer Forensics. Part of it is CSI sort of stuff, the proper handling of devices found at crime scenes and such. Another sub-specialty is analysis of break-ins to computer systems.

There is some interesting gear on the market for the proper handling of storage devices that may contain critical evidence. They almost never do it right on the TV shows because it is very slow and tedious.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 07:38 PM (bPxS6)

241 nerdygirl: re your cassette-to-MP3 gadget, it's the Behringer U-Control UCA202.

I have one myself. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:38 PM (HVI5a)

242
"Pray that you don't wind up with the seagull book. Because nothing is quite as bewildering as digging into Richard Bach's 1970 novella"





Oh yes there was -- the movie version.  Solarised footage of birds flying with overwrought voice overs. Sound track by Neil Diamond.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2014 07:38 PM (kdS6q)

243 98, I have such a device, bought online for cheap (like $15) cassette to USB port. Says Super USB Cassette Capture on it. Posted by: Steck at March 18, 2014 11:21 PM (5i94q) Thank you! I will definitely look into that.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 18, 2014 07:39 PM (ny+NB)

244 Herbal Essence Shampoo? Oh God, I used that stuff all the time. I also forgot to mention my collection of "peasant" tops with puffy sleeves and embroidered flowers on the front. And head shops (although I was a bit too young in the early '70's to have much to do with them.)

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:39 PM (R3gO3)

245 234 oh yeah, anyone splain what the point of making a turn at vampi is? waste of time and fuel.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Yeah that wouldn't make sense. But I don't think the Malaysians have confirmed the order and timing of the waypoints so maybe the plane followed a more direct path that just happened to pass near the waypoints.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 18, 2014 07:39 PM (pAlYe)

246 Seagull book. Read it when it came out. Pathetic.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 07:39 PM (1Y+hH)

247 chi, had technical difficulties here--enjoy your lurking, and let us know how you're doing from time to time.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 18, 2014 07:39 PM (sQ0LB)

248 Here's one of the questions that was deemed racially biased. You have to read a passage and then answer questions about it. Or you could just know the stuff. --- Here's the old, evil test. Here's the opening of the reading passage about how to pick the right chainsaw to use so that you can rescue people from fiery deaths without ripping your face off because it bucks: One tool used by firefighters to fight fires is the portable power saw. The power saw improves operational efficiency by aiding firefighters with cutting operations at fires and other emergencies. The portable power saw comes equipped with three cutting blades. Carbide tip blades are used when cutting through tar-covered roofs, wood flooring and similar materials. Carbide tip blades must not be used on steel objects, such as metal security doors, auto bodies, and metal window bars, since the tips of the blade may come loose and cause an injury to the firefighter using the saw or bystanders. Aluminum oxide blades are used to cut through various types of steel, such as metal security doors, auto bodies, and metal window bars. Silicon carbide blades are used to cut concrete and other masonry materials. The first question was: Q. Which type of blade must a firefighter use with a portable power saw to cut a metal security door? A. A carbide tip blade B. A silicon carbide blade C. An aluminum oxide blade D. A carbide tip or aluminum oxide blade

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 07:39 PM (ZPrif)

249 Hey watch it. I'm yer wurst nightmare: an Italian who happens to be Lutheran.

I'll machine gun yer ass and then slurp lime jello salad with the loved ones afterwards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:39 PM (HVI5a)

250 233 "Calgon, take me awaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 11:35 PM (HVI5a)

Ancient Chinese secret, huh!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 07:40 PM (51wwJ)

251 We have similar programs. A friend of mine got a degree from UC Irvine a few years ago in Computer Forensics. Part of it is CSI sort of stuff, the proper handling of devices found at crime scenes and such. Another sub-specialty is analysis of break-ins to computer systems. There is some interesting gear on the market for the proper handling of storage devices that may contain critical evidence. They almost never do it right on the TV shows because it is very slow and tedious. Posted by: Epobirs no this is not the same thing. at all. The master’s degree in information systems engineering with a specialization in cyber security was developed to meet the growing need for security experts in Israel and worldwide as a key component to protecting national infrastructures and global economic institutions. The areas of focus include network security, attack identification methods, cryptography, development of secure systems, and operation systems security The initiative is part of the University’s Homeland Security Institute to broaden teaching and research in this critical area. New technologies are being developed to safeguard Israel’s “virtual environment” with a focus on cyber security and telecommunications.

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 07:40 PM (zOTsN)

252 132 Hey Cooth, how're they dangling? Posted by: Conservative Crank at March 18, 2014 11:02 PM (sQ0LB) Hide posts from (sQ0LB)


Nice and rubbery.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 07:41 PM (T1005)

253 Which type of blade must a firefighter use with a portable power saw to cut a metal security door? The Slow Blade penetrates the metal security door.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 07:41 PM (doBIb)

254 Bertram: two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame bun... ;-)

And, Calgon was weird. In 1973 they were selling laundry detergent. In 197*6*, they were selling under the very same name... luxury bath soap.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:41 PM (HVI5a)

255 Yeah, there is an answer to how high a 777 can fly. It's not a single number, but would be a range with a lot of caveats and if this, than that's.

The problem is that most of the pilots doing the talking are the ones that don't really know because they fly different types of aircraft and just want to show off what they know. If there is a real answer out there, it gets lost in all the chaff.

Same thing with guns. Lots of experts out there. Just try asking what the best home defense weapon is and you can find that out.

Lots of noise on the internet. I know because I read it on the internet...

Posted by: Last at March 18, 2014 07:42 PM (8HiDF)

256 Despite the warning I did click link for tortoise pron & laughed so hard my stomach muscles hurt! Thanks Maet! I needed a laugh.

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 07:42 PM (gjOCp)

257 Anybody else here remember who Rodney Allen Rippy is/was??

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:42 PM (HVI5a)

258 The racial bias of the power saw question was due to "disparate impact". Which just means that a much lower % of black test-takers answered the question correctly than white test-takers, thereby proving it was a racist question.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 07:43 PM (ZPrif)

259 Shard Blade.

Posted by: Adolin Kholin at March 18, 2014 07:43 PM (aePFl)

260 Holy cow, Carol. I don't know how you maintain your strength. My mother's prolonged illness took everything out of me. God Bless you and your brother.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 07:43 PM (DmNpO)

261 Calgon/MST3K reference?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 07:43 PM (51wwJ)

262 248 Kind of ironic that they give the answer in the quesrion, and yet the question is all racisty and stuff, ain't it?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 07:43 PM (ojnk6)

263 Once again I'll ask, because it's kinda important to me:

Anybody know the release date and or MSRP of the standard gas engine 2015 Honda Fit that's about to come out????????????????

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:44 PM (HVI5a)

264 Saw on a billboard that there is going to be some kind of bacon festival in Cedar Falls, Iowa on March 29. $25 a ticket.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 18, 2014 07:45 PM (4Chvm)

265 #3. Man Revenge Rapes Son's Rapist Caught a couple seconds of SVUNCISLAPDCOPS and I could swear that was the gist. Except instead of raping the rapist he raped the rapists son and went on from there. Evenin' all.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 07:45 PM (QeH9j)

266 257 Anybody else here remember who Rodney Allen Rippy is/was??
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 11:42 PM (HVI5a)

A Gary Coleman type. Did Burger King commercials I think.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 07:45 PM (51wwJ)

267

233 "Calgon, take me awaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 11:35 PM (HVI5a)

 

"You're soaking in it." "DISHWASHING LIQUID!" "That's alright, it's Palmolive." My mom was so frigging irritated by that commerical. She used to say that if she paid good money for a manicure and found she was soaking in the same cheap stuff that was under the sink at home, she'd brain Marge with that bowl of Palmolive.


(in the early days of The Simpsons, their baseball stadium was the Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 11:36 PM (HVI5a)

Heh. That's great. I'd like to see a Yahoo Stadium.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:46 PM (R3gO3)

268 They almost never do it right on the TV shows because it is very slow and tedious. Posted by: Epobirs -------------- Unlike the DNA tests, which they can do during a 30 second commercial.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

269 Since there is a short story above, three of my favorites: The Gift Of The Magi The Lottery Letting In The Jungle

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 07:46 PM (1Y+hH)

270 263 Once again I'll ask, because it's kinda important to me: Anybody know the release date and or MSRP of the standard gas engine 2015 Honda Fit that's about to come out???????????????? Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 11:44 PM (HVI5a) WTF? Are we a damn honda dealership? Ace of Honda HQ?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:46 PM (HVff2)

271 Oops, March 23, McElroy Auditorium.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 18, 2014 07:46 PM (4Chvm)

272 this is a degree to make STUXNET and then protect against STUXNET. not CSI stuff

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

273 Wow, looking like Con Ed is going to be to blame for the Harlem explosion.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 18, 2014 07:47 PM (RZ8pf)

274 I feel the same way about the idiots who feed the obnoxious shit machines known as geeseÂ…. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 11:13 PM (R3gO3) Those things, like swans, can be mean and will bite. Hopefully they'll bite the people who feed them and not some innocent bystander.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 07:47 PM (mck3/)

275 Good evening, Horde. 100% on the first part of my weightlifting final today. Mile run Thursday is part two, then a written test the last week. Except since I'm apparently Hermione Granger, he's going to give it to me orally. SHUT UP COCHRAN.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 18, 2014 07:47 PM (N/cFh)

276
Donna V, you did forget to mention Herbal Essence Shampoo
Posted by: JoeyBagels




Tickle Roll-on Deodorant. 

http://youtu.be/fRkAzwMYFc0

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2014 07:47 PM (kdS6q)

277 Oops, forgot streaking. Some guys from an neighboring Catholic boys high school streaked through the cafeteria of our Catholic girls high school when I was a freshman and damn near killed the nuns. They had ski masks on and one had tied a blue ribbon around his dong. I remember that very well. It was a huge thrill for us :-) Today they'd likely be charched as sex offenders, lucky if they didn't serve time. But remember, we're the prudes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 07:48 PM (X9Mnx)

278 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 11:44 PM (HVI5a)

WTF? Are we a damn honda dealership? Ace of Honda HQ?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 11:46 PM (HVff2)


Shhhh - no one tell him. That info is for Platinumers only.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 18, 2014 07:48 PM (pAlYe)

279 qdpsteve, Figure Honda will keep the price around $15-17k. I'm assuming as much based on their 2013 prices.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 07:48 PM (doBIb)

280 Tequila, it's good for you!

http://tinyurl.com/ouhr7tm

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 07:48 PM (0AKks)

281 Misanthropic: geez, sorry. Not all of us can afford to drive an Aston Martin like you. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:49 PM (HVI5a)

282 Except since I'm apparently Hermione Granger, he's going to give it to me orally. SHUT UP COCHRAN. But first.....

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 07:49 PM (doBIb)

283 The clotheshanger pendant reminded me of this: http://tinyurl.com/p73hc8k

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2014 07:49 PM (AymDN)

284 Sorry qspsteve. I want a car I can enjoy driving, so not interested in a Honda Fit.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 07:50 PM (ojnk6)

285 "The tests were designed to test knowledge of fire safety and firefighting technique. But the black firefighters sued and said the test was biased against them and favored the 'fire geeks' -- guys who are really into being a firefighter and spend their free time reading about it and studying up on the best techniques and equipment."

Well, I don't know about you, but if I'm trapped in a building that's on fire, I'd rather burn to death horribly than be rescued by a department that's not all about the social justice and racial harmony.

"I'd rather they just use outright quotas so we can at least select for quality within each group."

Outright quotas will have their own fun second-order effects.

In Los Angeles, there's getting to be really serious friction between blacks and Hispanics, because blacks are statistically over-represented in government jobs in the area (of all types: municipal, county, federal, plus service agencies/districts).

The Hispanics said, "Hey amigos! You are 13% of the population but you have way more than 13% of the cushy public sector jobs. We are 50% of the population and we want our FAIR FUCKING SHARE. Some of you are going to have to be displaced. Or else."

This has not been greeted with hosannas of joy in the black community. Expect for events to get ugly.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 07:50 PM (gqT4g)

286 I don't want Cochran to blow me.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 18, 2014 07:50 PM (N/cFh)

287 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 18, 2014 11:47 PM (N/cFh) Oral? Shall we talk about it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:50 PM (HVff2)

288 EC: thanks, and I sure hope so.

Need a car bad. Am tempted to bite the bullet, get a 2013/4 Chevy Spark (by Government Motors; at least the gas mileage looks good), and try and trade it in for a Fit in two or three years (assuming of course the Chevy hasn't blown up with me in it, and isn't already rusting away to death at Pick-A-Part by then).

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:50 PM (HVI5a)

289 pics or it didn't happen

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 07:50 PM (zOTsN)

290 Related to Calgon.... The power of commercials to stay in the brain demonstrated: Quick, what product is "Stronger Than Dirt"? You have to be old, the commercial hasn't run in about 40 years.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 07:51 PM (1Y+hH)

291

But remember, we're the prudes. Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 11:48 PM (X9Mnx)

 

Yeah. I don't even think the nuns reported it to the boy's school. Those guys didn't get in any trouble.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:51 PM (R3gO3)

292 Do you guys watch Brooklyn Nine Nine? Hilarious.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 18, 2014 07:51 PM (N/cFh)

293 The scary thing is that a good chunk of the population would support this: US college professor demands imprisonment for climate-change deniers http://tinyurl.com/k4pv8aq

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2014 07:51 PM (AymDN)

294 Sorry Maet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:51 PM (HVff2)

295 Right it's just reading comprehension. But when the average black high school senior reads at the 8th grade level, if you have reading comprehension questions on a test you will end up with a racial disparity. And the harder the passages are to read, the greater the disparity. The only way to eliminate the disparity is to dumb down the questions so everybody passes. But then you've lost the purpose of the test which is to separate people and select for ability. Basically the judges in these lawsuits rule that reading stuff good and remembering stuff good isn't central to the job and so is racist. The believe in Diversity Uber Alles. Which is just, you know, the religion of the Ruling Class. I accept that is the world we live in. I just wish we would make exceptions for public safety jobs like firefighting and select primarily for Ability and not skin-tone.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 07:51 PM (ZPrif)

296 Qdpsteve Ford Focus

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 07:52 PM (JdEZJ)

297 Good evening, Horde. 100% on the first part of my weightlifting final today. Mile run Thursday is part two, then a written test the last week. Except since I'm apparently Hermione Granger, he's going to give it to me orally Damn, how heavy is it?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 07:52 PM (X9Mnx)

298 Also, here is Sen. Barbra Boxer on partial birth abortion: http://tinyurl.com/nhxfsjm

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 18, 2014 07:52 PM (AymDN)

299 Goodnight, horde. Long day tomorrow.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 18, 2014 07:53 PM (R3gO3)

300 ManWithNoParty: What can I say, I'm different.

The car I learned to drive in (fresh from the Teen Auto Club of Woodland Hills, CA) was a then-brand-new 1985 CR-V. Then, the very first car that I bought in 1990 was an '85 Honda CRX. I loved that thing.

Since then I've been a Honda man. Now if I had the money, would I look seriously at, for instance, a BMW 335i convertible? Sure. But what else can I say?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:53 PM (HVI5a)

301 Re gulls and geese: many birds are really cute, and many more are simply beautiful. The birds of prey are both bad ass looking and just crazy to watch in action. Two things they all have in common is that they are all descendents of reptiles and they are all fucking disgusting, mite laden, crap factories.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 07:53 PM (bS6uW)

302 Quick, what product is "Stronger Than Dirt"?

You have to be old, the commercial hasn't run in about 40 years.


The Doors, "Touch Me".  They use the phrase right at the end of the song.

http://youtu.be/4UEVyIyibD8

Or was that an early product placement attempt gone wrong?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 07:53 PM (0AKks)

303 222 oh yeah, anyone splain what the point of making a turn at vampi is? waste of time and fuel. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 11:30 PM (rDidD) Hide posts from (rDidD)

To find the correct Singapore Airlines 777 that he was going to shadow across India.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 07:54 PM (T1005)

304 Fit - Pretty bad crash protection. Unless it has improved. I mean it finished behind the Chevy Spark.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

305 296 I could go wirh that, freaked. I own a 2012 maxed version. Hatchback. Great car.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 07:54 PM (ojnk6)

306 Well, "stronger than dirt" is the phrase at the end of the Door's song "Touch Me". Ajax, laundry detergent, stronger than dirt.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 18, 2014 07:54 PM (RFeQD)

307 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 11:53 PM (HVI5a) Looks like you have a bigger wallet than I :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 07:54 PM (HVff2)

308 "My brother called at after 11:30 Sunday to tell me they were keeping him at the hospital. No one called to tell me they sent him to the hospital."

Geez, Carol, I am about the least litigious person you could imagine, I just hate dealing with attorneys and judges and courts and lawsuits, but in your shoes I would be hiring the most foaming at the mouth pitbull lawyer I could find.

The standard of care your bro is getting is just woeful.

I'm wondering here if you can get him a smartphone with a voice dialing app so that he can call you himself just by speaking, so that you're not constantly getting taken by surprise by changes in his condition that the staff don't relay to you.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 07:54 PM (gqT4g)

309 302 - Tide? Spic & Span?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

310 Need a car bad. Am tempted to bite the bullet, get a 2013/4 Chevy Spark (by Government Motors; at least the gas mileage looks good), and try and trade it in for a Fit in two or three years (assuming of course the Chevy hasn't blown up with me in it, and isn't already rusting away to death at Pick-A-Part by then).

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 11:50 PM (HVI5a)



Versa?

Posted by: Steck at March 18, 2014 07:55 PM (5i94q)

311 freaked: thanks, and I've heard good things re the Focus, but I'm weird. I want *new*, yet as loooooow as I can possibly go.

About the only thing cheaper at the lot than a Chevy Spark is a SmartCar. And I figure I may as well get used to the idea of being a virgin until I die if I get a SmartCar.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:55 PM (HVI5a)

312 I didn't want to watch the tortoise pron but after someone above said it's funny, I did. I have tears streaming down my face.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 07:55 PM (DmNpO)

313 Obviously a color-blind society that rewards skill, talent, and ability would be ideal. I just don't believe America will ever be that sort of society in the future. Our Ruling Class is determined to move away from that ideal as fast as possible.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 07:55 PM (ZPrif)

314 Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 11:28 PM (gjOCp), Sorry, Carol. I'm praying for you and your brother.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 07:55 PM (mck3/)

315 Do you guys watch Brooklyn Nine Nine? Hilarious. *** I've watched it several times but don't find it funny.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 07:56 PM (DmNpO)

316 Obviously a color-blind society that rewards skill, talent, and ability would be ideal. I just don't believe America will ever be that sort of society in the future. Our Ruling Class is determined to move away from that ideal as fast as possible. Posted by: Costanza Defense what country is that kind of place. I do not know of any others

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 07:56 PM (zOTsN)

317 Mike Hammer: that's what I've read, that the best things the Spark has going for it are:

1. The incredibly low (government-subsidized, to be sure) price;
2. The incredible gas mileage; and
3. The crash safety ratings.

Everything else, like I said, is supposedly... something the driver has to get used to. OTOH like I said, I love Hondas so... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 07:56 PM (HVI5a)

318 The first question was: Q. Which type of blade must a firefighter use with a portable power saw to cut a metal security door? A. A carbide tip blade B. A silicon carbide blade C. An aluminum oxide blade D. A carbide tip or aluminum oxide blade)) I'm confused both B And C are correct. What kind of test is this?

Posted by: Dendritic at March 18, 2014 07:57 PM (Fi+kS)

319 The new Focus is very good. I have an 08 I autocross and usually win my class. The new ones are bigger and heavier but still fine 15-20k$ cars.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 07:58 PM (JdEZJ)

320 Plop. Plop.
Fizz. Fizz.
Oh, what a relief it is!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 07:58 PM (hn5v5)

321 312 I didn't want to watch the tortoise pron but after someone above said it's funny, I did. I have tears streaming down my face. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 11:55 PM (DmNpO) In your next life, you will be a female turtle.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 07:58 PM (doBIb)

322 Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 11:53 PM (0AKks) You got it. It's called "top of the mind" and it can last a very long time once we are programmed by repetition.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 07:58 PM (1Y+hH)

323 Alka Seltzer - easy

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 07:59 PM (aDwsi)

324 292 Do you guys watch Brooklyn Nine Nine? Hilarious. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 18, 2014 11:51 PM (N/cFh) When is is on? I loved the SEAL joke in the previews.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 07:59 PM (QeH9j)

325 Qdpsteve, no criticism meant, but I just like a little sportier ride. Hondas are great cars, but as I've rented a Fit before, not for me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 07:59 PM (ojnk6)

326 318 The first question was: Q. Which type of blade must a firefighter use with a portable power saw to cut a metal security door? A. A carbide tip blade B. A silicon carbide blade C. An aluminum oxide blade D. A carbide tip or aluminum oxide blade)) I'm confused both B And C are correct. What kind of test is this? Posted by: Dendritic at March 18, 2014 11:57 PM (Fi+kS) Did the text say the silicon carbide blade was ok on metal? It said it was used for concrete or masonry, nothing about metal.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:00 PM (doBIb)

327 So just looked at Caruso Ford's website. Their lowest-price 2014 Focus: $18,495.

Hmmm, maybe it's time for another look. That's not that far above the Fit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:00 PM (HVI5a)

328 Ajax, laundry detergent, stronger than dirt. Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 18, 2014 11:54 PM (RFeQD) Wait wait, you got it. Blanco Basura got it from listening to the song over and over apparently.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:01 PM (1Y+hH)

329 I like Nissan. Not always the most sexy or advanced cars, but they make bulletproof engines that last forever.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 08:01 PM (X9Mnx)

330 "220 I'm actually at the point where I'd favor racial and ethnic quotas. That way you could at least use testing to select the best white firefighters in the applicant pool, the best black firefighters int the applicant pool, etc, etc. " I'm not. This is still lowered standards. And lowered standards in these fields threatens the safety of all of us. I believe that they are already taking the best of the white applicants. If they dumb down the test, the white candidates will get higher scores than previously, but they'll still take the top ones. It's just that the scores of the top candidates will be a few points higher than under the old test.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 08:01 PM (mck3/)

331 We watch Brooklyn 99 and find it funny.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 18, 2014 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)

332 Small truck maybe? Throw some wheels on it and add a stereo and you're in business.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:01 PM (bS6uW)

333 I just don't believe America will ever be that sort of society in the future. Our Ruling Class is determined to move away from that ideal as fast as possible. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 11:55 PM (ZPrif) Grievance Class and Lawyering Up will be our future.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:01 PM (QeH9j)

334 What about a Mazda2? MSRP starts at $14k.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:02 PM (doBIb)

335 Hold the pickle; hold the lettuce; special orders don't offend us!
Have it your way at Burger King!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 08:02 PM (hn5v5)

336 Basic soft top I4 Wrangler?

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:02 PM (bS6uW)

337 You got it.

It's called "top of the mind" and it can last a very long time once we are programmed by repetition.


I googled after I posted.   Had I given a straight answer, I would have been wrong.

Ribald Conservative riding Orca has the right answer at #306.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 08:02 PM (0AKks)

338 that tortoise thing still laughing he looks and sounds like what I imagine Larry King or the old man from Up too funny

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 08:03 PM (zOTsN)

339 Mazda2 looks very similar to the Fit.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:03 PM (doBIb)

340 Good Lord I've created a monster. I going to wash that gray right out of my hair!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:03 PM (1Y+hH)

341 You should at least drive one Qdpsteve. Drove a Fiesta ST last week. 190 HP turbo motor. Pretty quick but at 25k$ too much. I saw base model Focuses for around 16k though.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 08:03 PM (JdEZJ)

342 #251

Actually, it is. Forensic is a specialty within the field. I'm surprised you don't see the overlap.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 08:03 PM (bPxS6)

343 The Jews have never demographically recovered from the Holocaust - why they of all people would champion abortion - I don't get it. Ruth Bader Ginsberg probably offered a clue when she opined that Roe was 'about growth in populations we don't want to have too many of' IOW, there's a difference between what's acceptable for 'us' and what's acceptable for 'them' - and a difference in how those 'populations' are defined by different populations. Universalism is what they're selling, not what they're buying for themselves.

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at March 18, 2014 08:04 PM (C15wm)

344 MWNP: No offense taken.

My bro-in-law is the exact opposite of me: he loves whatever's the biggest American pickup truck he can find. Given he's raised my niece and nephew in those cars, that's probably what they'll enjoy driving for the rest of their lives too.

Also, anybody pick up this year's Consumer Reports auto issue? Spooky stuff in there about how fast "driver-optional" cars are coming up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:04 PM (HVI5a)

345 Blanco Basura got it from listening to the song over and over apparently.

SF Bay Area radio in the '70's and '80's.  You weren't not hearing that song at least once a day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 08:04 PM (0AKks)

346 Used motorcycle if you really just need basic transportation for work or school?

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:04 PM (bS6uW)

347 freaked: will probably do so. Was impressed by some of the prices I just saw. Thanks for the tip.

These days, anything new under 20 grand feels like a steal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:05 PM (HVI5a)

348 Focus, Spark, or Fit, I'd have to go with the Focus. Because it strikes me as a real car, rather than a transportation appliance. Of course, financial considerations will not be denied.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

349 Lots of noise on the internet. I know because I read it on the internet...

Posted by: Last


Many-to-many, anonymous, inferred trust-based networks have an inherently poor signal-to-noise ratio.  Imagine the opposite of the ideal Catholic Church network.

Posted by: Jean at March 18, 2014 08:05 PM (Aqvh6)

350 346 Used motorcycle if you really just need basic transportation for work or school? Did that once when I was young. Sucked when it rained or snowed.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:05 PM (doBIb)

351 Oh and folks: Rodney Allen Rippy did Jack-in-the-Box commercials. No worries though, I had to look him up on Wikipedia to make sure he wasn't a Burger King guy too.

"It's too big-a eat!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:06 PM (HVI5a)

352 Used motorcycle if you really just need basic transportation for work or school? Posted by: Blacksheep --------------------- Heh. Rain? Snow? Cold?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

353 327 Steve, just got mine, and I never buy new. I write a check for used. My '12 cost me $12, 400 with 27K miles on it, fully loaded, private sale. You have to be able to evaluate what you're looking at though. Otherwise, you may wind up with a former wreck.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:06 PM (ojnk6)

354 I am *not* down on Ford in the least. If money wasn't an object but I had to pick up something American, I'd go with Ford every time.

It's like night and day how much they've improved their cars over the last 20 years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:07 PM (HVI5a)

355 Just don't get one of those gawd awful Fiats.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 08:07 PM (JdEZJ)

356 Riding 26 miles one way to work in the winter built my character. With the wind chill, you lost all feeling in about 3 minutes and the cold wasn't so bad after that.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:07 PM (doBIb)

357 MWNP: that was my dad's thing, buying cars that were never more than one or two years old. About the equivalent of buying from a rental car company.

I'm not ruling it out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:08 PM (HVI5a)

358 The redesigned tests already lower standards. A lot. There's a whole industry of Diversity Consultants. That's what they do. They redesign employment tests until the racial disparity gap disappears. If you used quotas you could use real tests to separate the wheat from the chaff. The whole point of the Diversity Consultants is to weaken the tests so they no longer separate people. The point of the tests is to avoid lawsuits, not select for ability. Of course, many of the most successful Americans companies -- like Apple, Google, etc -- have very little diversity. Silicon Valley is pretty much just geeky white and asian dudes. Silicon Valley buys of the professional racists like Jesse and Sharpton with generous donations and stock options.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 08:08 PM (ZPrif)

359 Also, anybody pick up this year's Consumer Reports auto issue? Spooky stuff in there about how fast "driver-optional" cars are coming up. Posted by: qdpsteve --------------- I do NOT look forward to that. Millenials, on the other hand, don't care much about driving. Gives more time to text.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 08:08 PM (aDwsi)

360 334 What about a Mazda2? MSRP starts at $14k. Posted by: EC at March 19, 2014 12:02 AM (doBIb) My oldest bought one last summer. She loves it. It's a spiffy little car On that note, good nite horde be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 08:08 PM (HVff2)

361 Did the text say the silicon carbide blade was ok on metal? It said it was used for concrete or masonry, nothing about metal. )) Depending on the blade binder an cooling method both silicon carbide blades and aluminum oxide blades will cut high carbon steel ( the standard for security) As a firefighter is the efficiency of the blade 30% better (maybe) than the change out time?

Posted by: Dendritic at March 18, 2014 08:08 PM (Fi+kS)

362 True EC but they're cheap and unbelievably gas efficient. Insurance is cheap too. There's a knack to handling the weather, rain gear stored in saddle bags will get you through most situations.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:08 PM (bS6uW)

363 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2014 08:09 PM (tlBbB)

364 __________ tastes good like a cigarette should. Show us your _____? OK, I'll stop.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:09 PM (1Y+hH)

365 qdpsteve - Expect auto-drive cars to raise insurance rates for those who do NOT own one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 08:09 PM (aDwsi)

366 Winston

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 08:09 PM (JdEZJ)

367 Did someone mention Fiat?!?!?

Yeah, that's one thing as an Italian I'll never live down. Apparently it's in our genes that we can't build anything decent auto-wise for less than $450k.

Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati? No problem.
Fiat? Wrecks waiting for an excuse to die.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:10 PM (HVI5a)

368 Enterprise sells used cars at fair prices.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:10 PM (bS6uW)

369 362 True EC but they're cheap and unbelievably gas efficient. Insurance is cheap too. There's a knack to handling the weather, rain gear stored in saddle bags will get you through most situations. Posted by: Blacksheep at March 19, 2014 12:08 AM (bS6uW) Depends on the bike too. Riding in wet weather always scared me. The other cars, and turning at low speed.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:11 PM (doBIb)

370 Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2014 12:09 AM (JdEZJ) You got the first one. Show us your ____! George Carlin had a funny bit about that last one.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:11 PM (1Y+hH)

371 "Need a car bad. Am tempted to bite the bullet, get a 2013/4 Chevy Spark (by Government Motors; at least the gas mileage looks good)"

A Chevy, huh?

Before you take delivery, force them to drive the car onto a lift in the service bay and make sure all the brakes have pads.

Not making this up. Government Motors had to recall thousands of Chevy Sonics from the 2012 model year because many of them shipped to dealers with no pads in the front brakes.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 08:11 PM (gqT4g)

372 Actually Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance encouraged me to drop acid.  So yeah, it changed my life.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:11 PM (dTh2r)

373 Hiney?

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 08:12 PM (JdEZJ)

374 361 334 What about a Mazda2? MSRP starts at $14k. Posted by: EC at March 19, 2014 12:02 AM (doBIb) My oldest bought one last summer. She loves it. It's a spiffy little car On that note, good nite horde be well Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2014 12:08 AM (HVff2) My wife bought a Mazda3 and it was a great car. Never had any issues. She traded it in for her dream car. A Mini Cooper.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:12 PM (doBIb)

375 Also true ... bikes can be an adventure sometimes.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:12 PM (bS6uW)

376 357 I learned this from my dad as well. However, I drive the wheels off cars. I sold a 1998 Maxima with 172k after buying the 12 Focus. If I could own just 2 other cars in my life, given this record, I'd be happy.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:12 PM (ojnk6)

377 Will have to fight leftists one at a time, but we all know they would gang up, pussies! Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2014 12:08 AM (VgMBx) Just take out the leader and they'll scatter. Look for big bongo drum or the largest paper mache puppet. They'll be in the vicinity.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:13 PM (QeH9j)

378 296 Qdpsteve Ford Focus Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 11:52 PM (JdEZJ) My brother just got one and really likes it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2014 08:13 PM (mck3/)

379 Mike Hammer: my hunch is that for a *looong* time, automakers will *have* to include override switches on their "driver-optional" models. Even the millenials I know are spooked by cars that can drive themselves.

OTOH, how (strangely) awesome would it be to, er, "live the AOSHQ" lifestyle on New Years' 'til 4AM, and then at the end of the evening, you can just jump into your own back seat, say "Home, James!" and get there safely.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:13 PM (HVI5a)

380 Show us your ____!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 19, 2014 12:11 AM (1Y+hH)


What are the Grand Tetons for $200, Alex?

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:13 PM (dTh2r)

381 Man - We still have 2 1998's, and my daily driver 1995 (second hand) S-10.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 08:14 PM (aDwsi)

382 torquewrench: ah geez. Sounds like GM these days.

nerdygirl: another unsolicited testimonial eh? Making more excited about the Focus.

And Misanthropic: hmmm, Mazda... I remember liking the 323 from way back.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:15 PM (HVI5a)

383 Just take out the leader and they'll scatter. Look for big bongo drum or the largest paper mache puppet. They'll be in the vicinity. The loudest or hairiest is typically the leader. Drop them at 200' and the rest will cut and run.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:15 PM (doBIb)

384 Also a dirty little secret of tech companies. Many of the diversity lawsuits sue based on surrounding community. So even though Google and Apple and Microsoft recruit globally, they are offered some protection from lawsuits for not hiring many black employees because their corporate campuses are in cities with a low % of blacks. Seattle and San Jose, not the most melanin rich cities of America. They also can defend themselves by pointing to the low % of blacks in the EE and Comp Sci employment pool. I'm sure there are some enterprising lawyers dreaming of billion $ lawsuits with Silicon Valley's low % of hispanics. Damn sure can't argue there aren't many hispanics in San Jose.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 18, 2014 08:15 PM (ZPrif)

385 Has Toyota been mentioned? 'Cause that is my next car and I see no reason to stray. 300k+ miles and still going strong. I don't think Chevy with paying a semi-literate Union slob 100k a year can compete.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:15 PM (QeH9j)

386

Maet, you haven't read Johnny Seagull? Not a great loss, it's the shittiest shit that ever shit. You don't need to worry about it. However, I dare you, I double dare you, to see Johnathon Livingstone Seagull: The Movie.

 

You. Won't. Be. Disappointed.

 

Posted by: otho at March 18, 2014 08:15 PM (9gNQd)

387 I never read Seagull. This thread doesn't make me want to. Glad I didn't waste my time.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:16 PM (bS6uW)

388 Well, this is awesome: I'm listening to a song called "Defecate On My Face" by a group named TISM. I don't know if Martin Bashir is the lead singer.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2014 08:16 PM (FcR7P)

389 Thats a lot of money for a rollerskate.  As a point of reference my mechanic is selling a Volvo Station wagon 4wd VC40 for $4K. 

Posted by: Jean at March 18, 2014 08:16 PM (Aqvh6)

390 Interesting. Show us your Lark! didn't take as well as the others. Cigarette commerical. Guys riding around in a pickup bed shouting "Show us your Lark" at attractive women who responded by waving their pack of cigs.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:16 PM (1Y+hH)

391 Speaking of which..., anyone win the Mega Millions? Who is suspiciously absent?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 08:16 PM (aDwsi)

392 So just looked at Caruso Ford's website. Their lowest-price 2014 Focus: $18,495. Hmmm, maybe it's time for another look. That's not that far above the Fit. *** I saw an ad for Autonation today wherein they claimed to consistently offer lower prices than the Ford dealer. The example they gave was about $6k cheaper.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 08:17 PM (DmNpO)

393 388 Maet, you haven't read Johnny Seagull? Not a great loss, it's the shittiest shit that ever shit. You don't need to worry about it. However, I dare you, I double dare you, to see Johnathon Livingstone Seagull: The Movie. You. Won't. Be. Disappointed. Posted by: otho at March 19, 2014 12:15 AM (9gNQd) Book and movie for summer school English. Worst four weeks of my life.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:17 PM (doBIb)

394 The loudest or hairiest is typically the leader. Drop them at 200' and the rest will cut and run. Posted by: EC at March 19, 2014 12:15 AM (doBIb) That's why I can't be a leftist. 'Loudest and hairiest' I would assume to be a man on the right. Left...that ain't gauranteed.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:17 PM (QeH9j)

395 JLS2 that was way better than the first book. Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 08:17 PM (JdEZJ)

396 RWC: Toyota seems nice too.

Never owned one, but have assumed for a long time I'd barely be able to tell the "driving feel" of a Toyota from a Honda.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:17 PM (HVI5a)

397 RWC, yeah, offer them a joint and some taco bell, and its all good

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 18, 2014 08:17 PM (VgMBx)

398 __________ __________, It's Toasted!

Posted by: Cigarette Slogans at March 18, 2014 08:17 PM (aePFl)

399 >>>Yeah, that's one thing as an Italian I'll never live down. Apparently it's in our genes that we can't build anything decent auto-wise for less than $450k. ----------- Go German. Whether invading backward countries or building cars, the Italians couldn't hold a candle to them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2014 08:18 PM (tlBbB)

400 I do know that Honda is building thousands of 2014 Fit models at a new $800m facility they just built in... Hermosillo, Mexico.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:18 PM (HVI5a)

401 Cicero: someday I'll be able to afford a BMW... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:18 PM (HVI5a)

402 393 Speaking of which..., anyone win the Mega Millions? Who is suspiciously absent? Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 19, 2014 12:16 AM (aDwsi) *races to Tobacco Road's house*

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:18 PM (doBIb)

403 (or as I call them, Big Money Wagons.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:18 PM (HVI5a)

404 383 Sounds like you do it right Mike. I decided status in cars was not important to me in my 20s. I only got this last one because I have a territory Sales job, and get paid IRS mileage rates. I'll be paid back for the purchase in a year and a half, tops. Otherwise, I'dstill be driving that 98 Maxima, cuz it was solid. Never a car payment again, if I can do it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:19 PM (ojnk6)

405 Show us your ____ (o)(o)! Posted by: Meremortal at March 19, 2014 12:11 AM (1Y+hH) Fixed.

Posted by: The ASCII Hat at March 18, 2014 08:19 PM (AymDN)

406 __________ __________, It's Toasted! Posted by: Cigarette Slogans at March 19, 2014 12:17 AM (aePFl) Parliament Funkadelic?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:19 PM (1Y+hH)

407 400: My guess is Denver Colorado. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:20 PM (HVI5a)

408 *races to Tobacco Road's house* Posted by: EC ----------------- Someone should look for Peaches too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 08:20 PM (aDwsi)

409 "Focus, Spark, or Fit, I'd have to go with the Focus."

I know three people who have Fits.

Wait, that doesn't come across well. I know three people who _own_ Fits. They all rave about the car. Honda's class-leading dependability, mostly. Also, the incredible reconfiguration versatility of the seats in the Fit has to be seen to be believed.

I hitched a short ride in the back of someone's new Mazda 2. I thought it would be a sardine can, but it was amazingly roomy, and the road dynamics felt sophisticated for the price point.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 08:21 PM (gqT4g)

410 On my previous answer it might help to know I cut metal for a living. Both silicon carbide and aluminum oxide are harder than steel. And abrasive blades like firefighters use have choices in binder. But those choices come down more on blade life and speed of cut. So do I take 3 minutes to change to the best blade choice or fire up the saw sand get going.

Posted by: Dendritic at March 18, 2014 08:22 PM (Fi+kS)

411 398 RWC: Toyota seems nice too. Never owned one, but have assumed for a long time I'd barely be able to tell the "driving feel" of a Toyota from a Honda. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2014 12:17 AM (HVI5a) I've had both and know what you're talking about. But for maintenance, edge goes to Toyota.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:22 PM (QeH9j)

412 410 And Tammy

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:23 PM (ojnk6)

413 This was an old premise from old TV dramas where some guy would take out a huge policy before going on a flight and killing himself so his family would collect. Now writ large with an inside government job. Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 18, 2014 10:31 PM (RFeQD) That was the plot of the 1968 novel and 1970 movie "Airport" with Burt Lancaster and Dean Martin. A bankrupt construction contractor takes out a large insurance policy and boards a transatlantic flight with a homemade briefcase bomb which he plans to detonate over the mid-Atlantic. He's discovered and the crew is alerted but he manages to detonate the bomb in the rear shitter. The crippled plane then has to try to return to Chicago in one piece

Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2014 08:24 PM (aTXUx)

414 I would stay away from any GM or Chrysler product. Sorry. UAW have fucked us enough.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:24 PM (doBIb)

415 That was the plot of the 1968 novel and 1970 movie "Airport" with Burt Lancaster and Dean Martin. A bankrupt construction contractor takes out a large insurance policy and boards a transatlantic flight with a homemade briefcase bomb which he plans to detonate over the mid-Atlantic. He's discovered and the crew is alerted but he manages to detonate the bomb in the rear shitter. The crippled plane then has to try to return to Chicago in one piece I remember several sequels.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:25 PM (doBIb)

416 399 RWC, yeah, offer them a joint and some taco bell, and its all good Posted by: lou's a girl at March 19, 2014 12:17 AM (VgMBx) You could set up a helluva ambush with those smells.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:26 PM (QeH9j)

417 NDH, March 30 will be one year. I had almost a two year "vacation" of a sort from this type of thing. My mother passed from Alzheimer's in July 2011. Me & my older brother managed to keep her at home for a few extra years until the end of June 2005 when she became violent while home alone. She was in a nursing home for almost six years. Now my younger brother has been in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home for almost a year. I never expected him to live & do not understand why he hasn't signed a DNR. I went through everything with my mother. She was in one home that sucked & made her worse sooner than she would have been but I don't want to get my BP high. My older brother used to tell me to take a Valium before you have a stroke. I take that as a muscle relaxer & it helps with all this stuff. I just wish we could get him to,Massachusetts, finding a place is one thing. He'll qualify for MA health after 24 hours. It's a long ride from Augusta to Boston area & I can't just go get him & put in my car. He has to go by ambulance. My mother fell & I went to the ER with her & all the papers on my lap, which I read. She never complained, must be Polish thing. But right after she fell she complained of pain in her hip, it was on the papers. Hospital wouldn't let me I rooms with CT Scans & X-Rays. I thought anyone with a brain would do hip X-Ray on 79 year old. She had gotten a high fever at ER & had UTI, but they did other tests. She was sent back to nursing home a few days later & put in bed , then a wheelchair. I kept asking why she couldn't walk. County's (I was trying to use new word) said she forgot or was afraid. I had her walk with right leg while I pushed wheelchair on Mothers' Day 2006. It took me 3 1/2 weeks & a temper tantrum before anyone would listen. Her hip was broken all that time! & she developed a foot sore, tiny, that I heard about third hand. She had to have hip replaced & bitch that was her doctor lied to me. She told me she listens & cooperates best with me & I should participate in PT with her on July 5. On July 11 I got a call from a great nurse who told me my mothers foot was worse & I had to go with her via ambulance to foot wound doctor. I wasn't going to say all this, but I started & am almost done. When I saw my mother's foot I almost passed out! She had no heel! Foot wound doctor saved her foot, but after not being able to walk for a few weeks she went from being fine for her & talking to me on the phone to trying to answer the remote control. I came home & cried that afternoom.

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 08:26 PM (gjOCp)

418 Enterprise sells used cars at fair prices. *** My last car had been an Enterprise rental which was purchased by a local dealer from whom I purchased it. It was a 2003 Mitsubishi Galant ES with 12k miles which I purchased in 2005. My daughter still drives it. Great car.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 18, 2014 08:26 PM (DmNpO)

419 LSMFT toasted

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 08:27 PM (51wwJ)

420 417 I would stay away from any GM or Chrysler product. Sorry. UAW have fucked us enough. Posted by: EC at March 19, 2014 12:24 AM (doBIb) Look for the union label! And run...run like the wind. Sorry, American cars suck ass now.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:28 PM (QeH9j)

421

I was forced to read JLS back in my Senior year in H.S.

 

Put it like this.  The scene where JLS is doing a power dive, and dodges a couple of young 'gulls, only to Kamikaze into a cliff, I took as a metaphor representing a good driver sacrificing himself to avoid a couple of idiot-teen pedestrians.

 

 

Recently, it metaphorically represented me, Kamikazing my F-150 into a T-bone collision with an 18 y/o chickadee, who turned left directly in front of my 40 mph truck.  Guess she really needed to get into that Sonic Drive In, before I went another 90 feet on the highway?

 

 

So, I reincarnated as a temporary pedestrian, with a rental car fetish.  I *should* be able to settle on the vehicle claim tomorrow.  Medical claims, not so fast.

 

 

The JLS author could use words to paint a fairly good scene.  But, he couldn't write a sensible story if his life depended on it.

 

 

I knew it to be thinly disguised Buddhism, when I read it at 17 years of age.  Was then, is now.  It's just (seagull) crap.

 


And, growing up in San Diego, CA..... I knows "Seagull Crap".  The gulls there are 50% bigger than the gulls here on Galvetraz.

 

 

 

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

 

 

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2014 08:29 PM (vvk2F)

422 Holy shit, Airport. Right up there with Towering Inferno, The Dobermans, and the Poseiden Adventure. And let's not forget Earthquake in Sensurround (tm).

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:29 PM (bS6uW)

423 RWC: yeah, except for Ford, which still seems to be doing okay.

Would love to know what witches' brew of competency and UAW members they have going for them. Maybe they trick the unionites into building quality somehow??

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:29 PM (HVI5a)

424 365: Lark. And yes, I remember Carlin's routine.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at March 18, 2014 08:30 PM (vRdWg)

425 I had the thrill of visiting the Mercedes Benz factory in Sindelfingen, Germany last year. This is MB world headquarters, a city dedicated to cranking out 2200 cars a day. The level of automation is awesome, bordering on creepy. I got a car in the way out. It was the ultimate in factory tour samples.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2014 08:30 PM (tlBbB)

426 413 I hear ya. My now Ex has a Honda that popped up a maintenance notice. She ignored it as she knew things were current. Once the car went over 1K miles over the notice, it started running like shit, but was still driveable. The reason for the rough running problem? Only the fact that a factory tech had not reset the maintenance flag. Intentional, effectively, disabling a car because it wasn't brought into a Honda dealer when you wanted it to? GFY, Honda.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:30 PM (ojnk6)

427 Sorry, had to run off and bake some pies. What did I miss?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 08:30 PM (yh0zB)

428 Jumpin' Jiminy -- just got an email from Shredded Chi saying that he was sorry for having offended me.....and I have no idea what he's talking about.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 08:30 PM (T1005)

429 Speaking of my Colorado, word is that peeps are driving in from other states, picking up pot and driving back home to resell at a profit. Reminds me of the trips up from Texas to get Coors in the late 60's. Why we thought that was good beer I have no clue. Trivia for Coloradans: Look at the waterfall on the Coors can. I know the location, which is quite close to the bridge where Adolph Coors was kidnapped.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:31 PM (1Y+hH)

430 Only the fact that a factory tech had not reset the maintenance flag. Intentional, effectively, disabling a car because it wasn't brought into a Honda dealer when you wanted it to? GFY, Honda. Ummm what? How does that affect the car? And you can reset the reminder yourself.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:32 PM (doBIb)

431 Cicero: the Boeing plant in Long Beach, CA that is nearby me was just bought by Mercedes, which is now retooling/retrofitting it.

Wonder if they'll be building their standard luxury consumer cars, or something else.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:34 PM (HVI5a)

432 GGE, Put a piece of pie to USB port to me, I'd prefer Apple. Did you really go make pie?

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 08:34 PM (gjOCp)

433 430 Sorry, had to run off and bake some pies. What did I miss? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2014 12:30 AM (yh0zB) TR may or may not have won the Powerball. We'll know tomorrow when he comes in asking if anything interesting happened tonight.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:34 PM (doBIb)

434 I saw that movie! Sonny Bono was the bomber but it was called Airplane! not Airport.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 08:34 PM (hn5v5)

435 433 Not to factort spec. It ran like shit until she brought it into a dealer for the reset. And, at the time, I had a code reader/eraser. Didn't matter, a dealer or qualified shop had to do it. This is an 05 Accord EX.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:35 PM (ojnk6)

436 Thank you, Nerdy Girl.

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 08:35 PM (gjOCp)

437 I am very skeptical of the pilot suicide scenario for these reasons; If one of the captains was that pissed because his favorite politician was in the klink and he wanted to make a big statement to scandalize the government, he's got every means to make it where the world would know it. He'd at least email a suicide statement to somebody, a la Chris Dorner If he was just suicidal, there are plenty of means to off himself with a plane without takings 238 of his fellow human beings with him. As a pilot he could probably easily rent a 2 engine small plane that would have enough range to fly out into the middle of the Indian Ocean or any body of water prevalent in the East Indies

Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2014 08:35 PM (aTXUx)

438 Sonny Bono was the bomber but it was called Airplane! not Airport.

Didn't Sonny torture the passengers by singing "I Got You Babe" until they paid him off? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:36 PM (HVI5a)

439 Did you really go make pie?

Posted by: Carol at March 19, 2014 12:34 AM (gjOCp)



Yes. Yes I did. They are in the oven now, one strawberry rhubarb and one strawberry cream. In another 45 min or so I can take them out and let them cool overnight. Tomorrow...well, tomorrow will be an interesting day...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 08:36 PM (yh0zB)

440 MH370: VAMPI, GIVAL, and IGREX look like normal waypoints a Malaysian Airlines crew would have programed in their system for routing to, from, and around Kuala Lumpur. Dude, the crew and passengers were hypoxic, asleep, and/or dead and the plane just flew to the next waypoint. There's no altitude on these radar hits (unless there is height-finding radar, once the transponder is off, no more altitude info is transmitted to the ground radar. The plane did not go low. These "eyewitness" reports are bullshit and/or not MH370--they invariably turn out to be not what the "eyewitnesses" think they are. The plane stayed high and flew and flew till it ran out of gas and fell into the ocean. Bet money on it.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at March 18, 2014 08:36 PM (+XVQe)

441 Lark. And yes, I remember Carlin's routine. Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at March 19, 2014 12:30 AM (vRdWg) attababy...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:37 PM (1Y+hH)

442 TR may or may not have won the Powerball. We'll know tomorrow when he comes in asking if anything interesting happened tonight.

Posted by: EC at March 19, 2014 12:34 AM (doBIb)




So the party is on TR? I think we should set it up that way whether he won the Powerball or not.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 08:37 PM (yh0zB)

443 There were three sequels to the Airport movie.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:38 PM (doBIb)

444 @428 - I just got a new MB ML350 SUV. I love that damn thing. Really, really well thought out. Makes my long ass drive to work each day a real joy.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:38 PM (bS6uW)

445 434 Cicero: the Boeing plant in Long Beach, CA that is nearby me was just bought by Mercedes, which is now retooling/retrofitting it. --------------- Really? What are they going to build there? I thought their only US Plant was in Alabama.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2014 08:38 PM (tlBbB)

446 the plane didn't stay high it turned, flew low there are several witnesses in Malaysia and the Maldives who saw it. Flying low but I do think they are going to find it in the Indian Ocean

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 08:39 PM (zOTsN)

447 Speaking of my Colorado, word is that peeps are driving in from other states, picking up pot and driving back home to resell at a profit I've heard that cops are on the lookout for cars with out of state plates coming out of Colorado. I'm surprised they legalized sale to non-residents. Doing so is just begging for federal intervention.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 08:39 PM (X9Mnx)

448 "Once the car went over 1K miles over the notice, it started running like shit, but was still driveable. The reason for the rough running problem? Only the fact that a factory tech had not reset the maintenance flag."

On all the Hondas I've ever seen, resetting the maintenance indicator is a five second procedure at startup requiring no special tools, nor a factory tech. I've also never come across this business of induced rough running.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 08:39 PM (gqT4g)

449 There were three sequels to the Airport movie.
Yep EC, I remember 'em well.

"Airport '75: This Time It's Groovy!!"
"Airport '79: Escape from President Carter"
"Airport '85: Our Studio Needs a Tax Writeoff Dammit!"

It kinda died out after that.
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:40 PM (HVI5a)

450 Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2014 12:35 AM (aTXUx) I saw that report about the pilot's family moving out of their house the day before the flight quite a few times. Did they disappear too, or have they surfaced?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:41 PM (1Y+hH)

451 Cicero: I'd love to know specifically what they're going to build there too.

But right now, SoCal is just thankful for the jobs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:41 PM (HVI5a)

452 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2014 12:29 AM (HVI5a True. i still love the F-### line of trucks. They're beasts.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:42 PM (QeH9j)

453 418 I remember several sequels. Posted by: EC at March 19, 2014 12:25 AM (doBIb) Airport '75. Karen Black. Mmm.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

454 The first "Airport" was actually a very good movie and there was plenty of tension as they tried to get the plane back with a nasty whole in the tail and flying through a snowstorm at under 15,000 ft due to big hole in the tail. Besides, I loved any movie with Ol' Dino in it The sequels jumped the shark badly, especially the one with Karen Black as the stewardess flying the plane.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2014 08:43 PM (aTXUx)

455 Disney Pixar announce a sequel to The Incredibles. Nice! That was a great movie. I hope they keep with the exceptionalism message.

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 08:43 PM (doBIb)

456 451 I have no explanation. I cleared the codes and it still ran like shit. She brought it into a dealer, and after their diagnosis, and an hours labor charge, it ran fine. All I know about this is by experience.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:43 PM (ojnk6)

457 Anyone who builds a manufacturing plant in CA is an idiot. I say that as a native Californian and a lawyer who spends a large portion of my time advising businesses how to survive the enterprise-crushing environment of the Golden State.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2014 08:44 PM (tlBbB)

458 General McInery flat-out stated the plane is in Pakistan.  The man does not bullshit.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:44 PM (dTh2r)

459 446 There were three sequels to the Airport movie. Posted by: EC at March 19, 2014 12:38 AM (doBIb) What was the one after #2? And why does 'Top Secret' get no love? Another classis ZAZ movie.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:44 PM (QeH9j)

460

@ Meremortal

 

 

No, and the Pilots, Cabin Crews or Passengers haven't surfaced, either.

 

Boeing 777s don't have buoyancy tanks, or the compressed air to blow ballast.  And, their "crush depth" is approximately sea-level.

 

 

/s

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2014 08:44 PM (vvk2F)

461 General McInerny on Fox. He retired as Vice Chief or Staff of the Air Force and appears to have significant intelligence connections. A week ago he was saying don't ignore Pakistan. He was back on tonight making the case stronger. Some of the information he mentioned was that he believed the aircraft was in the Taliban controlled areas of Paksitan (Western?) where there were 3 airfields capable of handling the plane. He said that he beielved both pilots were complicit and that they did NOT turn off their communications (VHF, HF,SATCOM) and that US 'vacuum cleaners' would be expected to pick up their communications with their destination. He believed that the pressure will build on Pakistan and things will come to a head in 24-28 hours. He also said that the US Navy would not have pulled its ships from the Indian Ocean unless they knew something. Also, Israel has gone on a higher state of alert, somenting they would not have done without intelligence." wow

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 08:44 PM (zOTsN)

462 You can just look into the eyes of Karen Black and know she's completely nuts.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:45 PM (dTh2r)

463 thunderb: did he believe the Pakis had anything to do with MF307?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:45 PM (HVI5a)

464 there are several witnesses in Malaysia and the Maldives who saw it. Flying low but I do think they are going to find it in the Indian Ocean If it did fly South over the Maldives (and I suspect it didn't). there wasn't much land to go to. I had to look at a map to appreciate how isolated the Maldives are. It's about as close to The Middle Of Nowhere as you can get.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 08:45 PM (X9Mnx)

465 Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 19, 2014 12:39 AM (X9Mnx) Yep on the first, but the feds have folded so far on the second.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:46 PM (1Y+hH)

466 Ha! Karen Black. Not bad indeed. I recall seriously wanting to tap Adrienne Barbeu.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:46 PM (bS6uW)

467 Posted by: thunderb at March 19, 2014 12:44 AM (zOTsN)

Dude, are you flippin' stealing my thunder?

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:46 PM (dTh2r)

468 Oops, guess it would help me to read your comment Thunderb. Sorry.
Looks like he thinks the Pakis *are* involved big-time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:46 PM (HVI5a)

469 BTW Carol, I also have an excellent apple cream pie recipe.



http://lastrefugeofascoundrel.blogspot.com/2014/03/apple-pie.html

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 08:46 PM (yh0zB)

470 469 You too? Back in the day, hot as hell.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:47 PM (ojnk6)

471 I remember Barbeau on... was it Happy Days?

I think she made some appearances on That '70s Show too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:47 PM (HVI5a)

472 assuming the aircraft landed in Taliban controlled areas of Pakistan, it is still impossible to believe that the Pakistani Air Force did not know, with their own radar he said they did NOT cut off their comm meaning they had to tell the Pakis they were coming, to let them land

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

473 wow Posted by: thunderb at March 19, 2014 12:44 AM (zOTsN) Whoa...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:48 PM (1Y+hH)

474 Barbeau was in Escape From New York

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:48 PM (dTh2r)

475 Yikes.

Guess this is the Pakis' way of saying, they REALLY don't want to be friends anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:49 PM (HVI5a)

476 lets game this out suppose the pakis do have the aircraft what will anybody do about it?

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 08:50 PM (zOTsN)

477 Nuke them from orbit, because, you know why.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:50 PM (dTh2r)

478 thunderb: good question, since they have nukes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:50 PM (HVI5a)

479 Adrienne Barbeu looked her best in The Fog

Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2014 08:50 PM (bStrg)

480 no body will do a fucking thing not even China

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 08:51 PM (zOTsN)

481 The Dude: well, of course.

*I* could freakin' look like George Clooney with enough fog.
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:51 PM (HVI5a)

482 Airport '14 - TSA Terror

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 08:52 PM (JdEZJ)

483 Airport '17 - Nowhere to Land (Because Everything Is On Fire)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:52 PM (HVI5a)

484 Is the plane mystery is getting creepier or is it just trying to digest it in between watching Putin wrap the west around his finger while talking smack that makes me gloomy?

Posted by: Coleridge at March 18, 2014 08:52 PM (BglJL)

485 I thought something might be up when the Israelis puckered. No one is worried about Prezzy Brainiac anymore, are they?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:52 PM (1Y+hH)

486 485 Airport '14 - TSA Terror

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2014 12:52 AM (JdEZJ)


That sounds more like a porno title.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:53 PM (dTh2r)

487 The wife has been car shopping for months. I have no clue what to get. Seems like everything is stooopid money or a real POS. I have 2 acuras now, one has 260K on it, the other has 140K, and both been great. The wife don't seem to be comfortable in the new ones she test drove, the headrest pushes her head forward and the grip of the steering wheel is weird, she says it digs into her hands. I told her to get the leather steering wheel option and I'll bend the frigging headrests. She has a long commute and needs comfort and reliability and front wheel drive for the winters, plus she wants leather, heated seats, and a moon roof (she got spoiled in the TL). She looked at the chrysler 200, and the dude made her an amazing deal on a top of the line one, and I would rather it be a 300, but I'm not feeling good about chrysler these days. I really have no frigging clue what to buy, everything seems to have some fuckup eventually. Either the reliability sucks, or the engine sucks, or the seats suck, or its frigging gross looking, or its way too pricey by the time you add leather and a moon roof. Arghhh...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2014 08:53 PM (FMbng)

488 let me guess The JEF will call Putin to talk to the Pakis this is the world without US dominance

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 08:53 PM (zOTsN)

489 Yep on the first, but the feds have folded so far on the second So far. Thanks to the 10th Amendment being trashed by SCOTUS, that can change on a whim. The prospect of smuggling just creates an incentive for the Feds.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 08:53 PM (X9Mnx)

490 That sounds more like a porno title.

TSA Officer: "I'll have to inspect your package, Miss Sizemore!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:54 PM (HVI5a)

491 though for her age, Adrienne Barbeu was also really hot in Carnival

Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2014 08:55 PM (bStrg)

492 TSA Officer: "I'll have to inspect your package, Miss Sizemore!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2014 12:54 AM (HVI5a)


We'll have to probe your cavities just in case.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 08:55 PM (dTh2r)

493 Ok, MH370. Worst case scenario? Doesn't matter what it is we aren't doing shit about it. America is laughed at. Cut the military and have a global community organizer pussy in charge..there will be a shit load of bloodshed and it's all on the cocksucking left's hands.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 08:56 PM (QeH9j)

494 Cut. It's a wrap.

Posted by: cryptocon at March 18, 2014 08:56 PM (cgWjy)

495 Years from now, we'll look back on this and laugh......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 08:56 PM (T1005)

496 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2014 12:53 AM (FMbng)



When I bought the 'stang the one thing I hated was the "jet fighter" headrests (these designer jackasses have obviously never actually sat in a jet fighter). Fortunately the aftermarket caught up with it and made a tilting headrest...which of course is standard factory installed now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 08:56 PM (yh0zB)

497 465 You can just look into the eyes of Karen Black and know she's completely nuts. Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 19, 2014 12:45 AM (dTh2r) Yeah, but I was 17 at the time, so that was a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2014 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

498 When she was young she was flat out packing it. We were really happy in my imagination.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 08:57 PM (bS6uW)

499 Had a business partner who bought a new Chrysler back in the late 90's. As he drove along the doors would lock and unlock themselves. chunk...chunkachunk...chunk I told him the damn thing was Christine and I didn't want to ride in it. It's other endearing quality was sometiumes stalling when you stomped on the gas to pass someone at 65 mph.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:57 PM (1Y+hH)

500 498 Not sure of that yet Cth. Gonna take a LOT of years, I think...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 08:58 PM (ojnk6)

501 you know what they say about sex with crazy

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 08:58 PM (zOTsN)

502 Meremortal: LOL.

When the engine block keeps getting mysteriously flooded with something pea-green soupy, that's never a good sign. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 08:59 PM (HVI5a)

503 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2014 12:56 AM (yh0zB) Blessed are the Pie Makers ... that share ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 18, 2014 08:59 PM (qoKTg)

504 Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 19, 2014 12:53 AM (X9Mnx) Sure, like the way they worry about Mexico? We got a Democrat gov, nothing going to happen for now.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 08:59 PM (1Y+hH)

505 Chrysler = Italian Need I say more?

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 08:59 PM (JdEZJ)

506 Blessed are the Pie Makers ... that share ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 19, 2014 12:59 AM (qoKTg)




*hurriedly dishes out pie*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 09:00 PM (yh0zB)

507 Referring to AB not KB obviously.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 09:00 PM (bS6uW)

508 498 Years from now, we'll look back on this and laugh...... Posted by: cthulhu at March 19, 2014 12:56 AM (T1005) Puff puff pass dude. Stop bogarting the good shit.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:00 PM (QeH9j)

509 "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman." Name that product! *I might have the slogan backwards, I dunno.

Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 18, 2014 09:00 PM (pY5jh)

510 Sex with crazy is some crazy ass sex.  You just can't introduce her to mom.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:01 PM (dTh2r)

511 Years from now, we'll look back on this and laugh...... Someday ... these will be the Good Old Days to our Children

Posted by: Gladys Knight at March 18, 2014 09:01 PM (qoKTg)

512 freaked: what can us Italians say?

We peaked early, during the Roman Empire.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:01 PM (HVI5a)

513 When I bought the 'stang the one thing I hated was the "jet fighter" headrests (these designer jackasses have obviously never actually sat in a jet fighter). Fortunately the aftermarket caught up with it and made a tilting headrest...which of course is standard factory installed now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2014 12:56 AM (yh0zB)


Yeah those tilted forward headrests are the fucking pits. I like the mustang. I was thinking about getting one for me. Not a crazy one, but something nice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2014 09:01 PM (FMbng)

514 Underalls -- because they make you look like you ain't wearing nothing!

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:02 PM (dTh2r)

515 *I might have the slogan backwards, I dunno. Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 19, 2014 01:00 AM (pY5jh) Secret

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:02 PM (QeH9j)

516 I can bring home the bacon,
fry it up in a pan,
and never ever let you forget you're a man.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:02 PM (dTh2r)

517 "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman." Trojan?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:02 PM (1Y+hH)

518 Boeing 777s don't have buoyancy tanks, or the compressed air to blow ballast. And, their "crush depth" is approximately sea-level. An airliner floated in the Hudson River, and fresh water doesn't give as much buoyancy as salt water.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 09:03 PM (X9Mnx)

519 remember FRUITPIE THE MAGICIAN?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 18, 2014 09:03 PM (pY5jh)

520 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:03 PM (dTh2r)

521 Underalls -- because they make you look like you ain't wearing nothing!

Sigh.
Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk for a bit...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:03 PM (HVI5a)

522 We peaked early, during the Roman Empire.
Che cosa fai?

Posted by: the renaissance at March 18, 2014 09:03 PM (hn5v5)

523 *hurriedly dishes out pie* Pours glasses of milk and folds paper napkins into origami ...

Posted by: Adriane is not Julia Child and can't cook for beans ... at March 18, 2014 09:03 PM (qoKTg)

524 And yes, Secret kicks ass. Unscented so I don't smell like Wood Musk or Island Breeze. Seriously, deodorant, don't add scents. It doesn't help.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:04 PM (QeH9j)

525 Anyone remember the slogan/jingle for Alcoa? (It's just 3 words)

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:04 PM (pY5jh)

526 America is laughed at. Cut the military and have a global community organizer pussy in charge..there will be a shit load of bloodshed and it's all on the cocksucking left's hands.

Posted by: RWC at March 19, 2014 12:56 AM (QeH9j)



Of course the left will never admit to it, they never do, they'll just drag up something we did 200 years ago and blame that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2014 09:04 PM (FMbng)

527 Oh yeah, there was that musical opera period for a while.

Nice when no less than Mozart is copying your format.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:04 PM (HVI5a)

528 Manly, yes, but I like to screw!!!
Or something like that.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:04 PM (hn5v5)

529 here's a better one: what's the slogan/jingle for General Tires?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:05 PM (pY5jh)

530 I've had Fiats. 128, 124, X19. All fun to drive, all broke a lot. They were nice simple little cars though and easy to fix, not like the ones they make now.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 09:05 PM (JdEZJ)

531 "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman." Name that product! *I might have the slogan backwards, I dunno. Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy at March 19, 2014 01:00 AM (pY5jh) ***** Secret deodorant?

Posted by: Elinor at March 18, 2014 09:05 PM (95xxa)

532 VPL = Visible Panty Line!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:05 PM (hn5v5)

533 @523 - Jello chocolate pudding?

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 09:05 PM (bS6uW)

534 freaked: what can us Italians say?

We peaked early, during the Roman Empire.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2014 01:01 AM (HVI5a)



Yeah but we had fun. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2014 09:05 PM (FMbng)

535 Sooner or later you'll own General, boom boom

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 09:05 PM (JdEZJ)

536 ♫ 'Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet...' ♫

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:06 PM (HVI5a)

537 Anyone remember the slogan/jingle for Alcoa? (It's just 3 words) Protection from chemtrails!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:06 PM (1Y+hH)

538 An airliner floated in the Hudson River, and fresh water doesn't give as much buoyancy as salt water. controlled glide into terrain though, not a run out of fuel oh sh............

Posted by: Adriane is not an air plane pilot nor plays one on the radio ... at March 18, 2014 09:06 PM (qoKTg)

539 ...and she'll tell two friends ...and she'll tell two friends ...and she'll tell twot friends ...and she'll tell two friends ...and she'll tell twot friends ...and she'll tell two friends ...and she'll tell twot friends

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:06 PM (pY5jh)

540 Ride with the General?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:07 PM (1Y+hH)

541

Posted by: RWC at March 19, 2014 01:04 AM (QeH9j)


only smell I do is Thrumper's Eucris (outside of my shaving soap still lingering)

http://amzn.to/1dc9Ngl


Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2014 09:07 PM (bStrg)

542 and so on
and so on
and so on
and so on
and so on
and so on
and so on

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:07 PM (HVI5a)

543 You got the General. Alcoa was: Al-co-aaaaa....can't wait!

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:08 PM (pY5jh)

544 They didn't have a catchy jingle as I recall, but anybody else remember "Body On Tap" shampoo?? The shampoo with beer in it!!

Wonder how many 13-year-olds tried taking a sip...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:08 PM (HVI5a)

545 Cthulhu, Where did Shredded Chi go to? I saw something in comments but don't recognize initials for website. Is that what it was? He sent me an email too.

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 09:08 PM (gjOCp)

546 ♫ 'Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet...' ♫ Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2014 01:06 AM (HVI5a) OK, who sang "See the USA, in your Chevrolet?"

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:09 PM (1Y+hH)

547 Meremortal: I'm going to guess Up With People.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:09 PM (HVI5a)

548 ...and she'll tell twot friends

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2014 01:06 AM (pY5jh)


Okay, now I'm calling sexism.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:09 PM (dTh2r)

549 DUN dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun From the land of sky blue waters (waters), From the land of pines, lofty balsams, Comes the beer refreshing, _______, the beer refreshing. DUN dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun Brewed where nature works her wonders, Aged for many moons, gently mellowed, _________ the beer refreshing, _________the beer refreshing. _________

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 09:09 PM (zOTsN)

550 Was that Doris Day?

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 09:10 PM (JdEZJ)

551 How do you handle a hungry man?
The man handlers!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:10 PM (hn5v5)

552 Bing images for Euro version of Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Adrienne B at March 18, 2014 09:10 PM (6Z9cJ)

553 Meremortal: I'm going to guess Up With People. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 19, 2014 01:09 AM (HVI5a) No, she was blonde and I can't remember her name just yet.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:10 PM (1Y+hH)

554 I've had Fiats. 128, 124, X19. All fun to drive, all broke a lot. They were nice simple little cars though and easy to fix, not like the ones they make now.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2014 01:05 AM (JdEZJ)




Holy crap, there was someone else who had a Fiat 128? I had a 72 sedan, it was green. I called it my little toad.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 09:11 PM (yh0zB)

555 Debby Boone?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:11 PM (HVI5a)

556 528 Anyone remember the slogan/jingle for Alcoa? (It's just 3 words) Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2014 01:04 AM (pY5jh) Alcoa can' wait. ALCOA and Clark Bar shared signage real-estate in my city growing up.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:11 PM (QeH9j)

557 No, not Doris. Dang, what was her name? Refusing to look it up...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:11 PM (1Y+hH)

558 "It takes two hands to handle a whopper." I still say that.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 09:12 PM (JdEZJ)

559 I thought Ace linked a psychological piece earlier about how women only have one or two twot friends???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:12 PM (hn5v5)

560 Debbie Reynolds?

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 09:12 PM (JdEZJ)

561 Land of Sky blue waters... Pabst Blue Ribbon?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:12 PM (1Y+hH)

562 Dinah.

Posted by: Adrienne B at March 18, 2014 09:13 PM (6Z9cJ)

563 Day. Not Dang!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:13 PM (hn5v5)

564 'Almost heaven, West Virginia...'

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:13 PM (HVI5a)

565 Land of Sky blue waters... Pabst Blue Ribbon? Posted by: Meremortal Hamms

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 09:13 PM (zOTsN)

566 Hamns for sky blue waters

Posted by: Adrienne B at March 18, 2014 09:13 PM (6Z9cJ)

567 And I don't care what anyone says... one of the best things on TV anywhere in the 1970s was The Muppet Show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:13 PM (HVI5a)

568 No and no and no. Crap, I don't want to look her up.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:14 PM (1Y+hH)

569 GGE a yellow 4 door 128. Tin can of a car. I even had a Simca.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 09:14 PM (JdEZJ)

570 Dinah. Posted by: Adrienne YAY! Dinah Shore! Whew.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:14 PM (1Y+hH)

571 Dinah Shore I looked it up

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 09:14 PM (zOTsN)

572 Yea Diana Shore.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 09:14 PM (JdEZJ)

573 Hamms Posted by: thunderb a Dammit, of course.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:15 PM (1Y+hH)

574 I thought Ace linked a psychological piece earlier about how women only have one or two twot friends??? Men have male friends. Women have female frenemies.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 09:15 PM (X9Mnx)

575 so are we making lists of old stuff? mike douglas. prell.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 09:15 PM (rDidD)

576 Mr. Bubble!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:16 PM (HVI5a)

577 It's the water... and a lot more-y-oly-oly-o

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:16 PM (dTh2r)

578 if obama wwere in justified he would be dewey crowe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 09:17 PM (rDidD)

579 Playtex Living Bras! Lift and Separate!

Posted by: Adrienne B at March 18, 2014 09:17 PM (6Z9cJ)

580 "I Can't Believe it's a Girdle!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:17 PM (HVI5a)

581 Budweiser has had a few slogans. The official one is King Of Beers, as you know. Do you recall 1990's "Nothing Beats A Bud?" That was scrapped in 1993 for "Proud To Be Your Bud." After that? I dunno. That stupid dog, I guess.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:17 PM (pY5jh)

582 mike douglas. prell.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2014 01:15 AM (rDidD)


I don't think you're quite grasping the notion of kitsch.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:18 PM (dTh2r)

583 578 so are we making lists of old stuff? mike douglas. prell. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2014 01:15 AM (rDidD) ??? Bing didn't even help with that.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:18 PM (QeH9j)

584 big deal I can lift and separate or push 'em together.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 09:18 PM (rDidD)

585 548 Cthulhu,
Where did Shredded Chi go to? I saw something in comments but don't recognize initials for website. Is that what it was?

He sent me an email too. Posted by: Carol at March 19, 2014 01:08 AM (gjOCp) Hide posts from (gjOCp)



Ummm......there's a bit of embarrassment at the moment. I'll try to get a good answer for that in a few.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 09:18 PM (T1005)

586 582 Playtex Living Bras! Lift and Separate!

Posted by: Adrienne B at March 19, 2014 01:17 AM (6Z9cJ)


 I live to do this.  Especially with you, Adrienne.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:19 PM (dTh2r)

587 Those dirty rings! You try scrubbing them out but still, "Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar!"

Posted by: Adrienne B at March 18, 2014 09:19 PM (6Z9cJ)

588 remember BRUT by Faberge? or Canoe?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 18, 2014 09:19 PM (pY5jh)

589 490- Have you looked at BMWs? 3 Series are AWD if you opt for it. I bought a new 2012 in November 2011. Now the build your own for 5 Series,one i have & 4 Series, which would have been better is too complicated. There are three body styles to choose from now, it used to be only the one. I suggest you go to showroom. I have chronic neck pain & am a bit disappointed that 5 Series does not have motor to move neck rest.

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 09:19 PM (gjOCp)

590 OK i m out, Sweet dreams of little 4 bangers and hot hatches to all!

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2014 09:19 PM (JdEZJ)

591

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2014 01:17 AM (pY5jh)


Lizards came after that

Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2014 09:19 PM (bStrg)

592 OK. So while we wait for Pakistan to 'fess up to the hijacking ... some music ... Sanu Rog Laun Waleya, sung by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan ... DJ'ed by Bally Sagoo ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ez4v2_56cc

Posted by: Adriane knows who Lawrence Welk was ... at March 18, 2014 09:20 PM (qoKTg)

593 533 I've had Fiats. 128, 124, X19. All fun to drive, all broke a lot. They were nice simple little cars though and easy to fix, not like the ones they make now.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2014 01:05 AM (JdEZJ)

 

Fiat

 

Fix

It

Again

Tony

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2014 09:20 PM (LI48c)

594 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiUSsIC9SuM here is a prell commercial. my sisters used a make fun of how prell splained how shampoo works.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 09:20 PM (rDidD)

595 GGE a yellow 4 door 128. Tin can of a car.

I even had a Simca.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2014 01:14 AM (JdEZJ)



Mine was a beast of a car, would run almost 80 mph flat out with a tailwind, but you know, I never got that car stuck (and I tried plenty of times on those Iowa backroads).  Damn thing would NOT start when it was cold (below freezing cold), you had to roll it down the street and bumpstart it, and then you had to block the radiator off because the coolant ran through the carb and would ice the carb up.



The front sway bar attach point rusted through and the fenderwells split, if you hit the brakes too hard the right front tire would pop back into the rear of the fenderwell. One day my dad saw me put the right front tire back into place by popping the clutch on it and that was the end of that car.



Funny thing, he sold it to a junkman who had a 2 door station wagon, the junk man cut the wagon off behind the rear windows and cut mine off in front of the rear doors and welded them together to make a stretched limo. He couldn't explain why either.



For all I know that monstrosity is still roaming the southwest Iowa backroads...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 09:21 PM (yh0zB)

596 charlie - the perfume, commercial even references bacon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 09:21 PM (rDidD)

597 But Dewey likes women and Obama has a much-more-expensive swimming pool.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:22 PM (hn5v5)

598 And now my pies are out of the oven, I have to head off to work for a couple of hours. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 18, 2014 09:22 PM (yh0zB)

599 Night all. Here is "Pareidolia" by Demon Lung: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjWece0gvTc

Posted by: Hat for a Demon's Lung at March 18, 2014 09:22 PM (AymDN)

600 But Madge!
It's okay!  You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:22 PM (dTh2r)

601 591 remember BRUT by Faberge? or Canoe? Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 19, 2014 01:19 AM (pY5jh I'll take 'What do eighth graders douse their clothes in' for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:22 PM (QeH9j)

602 An easy one: "Head for the mountains."

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 18, 2014 09:23 PM (pY5jh)

603 so are we making lists of old stuff? Old commercial jingles. And thereby hangs a tale, gather round. In the late 70's early 80's I was a session musician, recording jingles. Easy money. Went to a session and producer played the jingle on the piano for us, the usual method. Lyric hook was "All you've got to do is catch the ride" and the music sounded just like Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow. We cut the track. Catch The Ride was the slogan for RTD bus service at the time. A few months later Fleetwood Mac came to Denver for a show. Story came from promoter Barry Fey (what a guy!) that they heard the commercial in the limo and threw a fit, saying they were going to sue. They didn't, but it was a funny story. Producer was freaking out.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:23 PM (1Y+hH)

604 I vaguely remember the Hai, Karate ads.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:23 PM (hn5v5)

605 It's mountain grown! That's the richest kind!

Posted by: Mrs. Olsen at March 18, 2014 09:23 PM (6Z9cJ)

606 Come on and catch a free ride!

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:24 PM (dTh2r)

607 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2014 01:22 AM (yh0zB) May many delicious, fruity blessings come your way but stay off your waistline!

Posted by: Adriane is not religious, per se ... at March 18, 2014 09:24 PM (qoKTg)

608 Rich Corinthian leather!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:24 PM (hn5v5)

609 My bet is that the cause of MH 370 was a mechanical problem not previously encountered or an issue which enacted Murphy's Law Even the smallest issue can snowball into a fatal crash. Case in point; Eastern Airlines flight 401, an L1011 that crashed into the Everglades 35 miles west of Miami in December of 1972 The plane was state of the art and is still considered one of the best ever to fly, the crew was well experienced. The weather was clear with no visibility problems The problem started on the approach when the pilots lowered the landing gear. Back then, there were sets of indicator lights which confirmed that the gear was down and locked. The nose indicator lamp did not light. The pilots were certain that the gear was locked, but radioed Miami approach of the problem and requested clearance to fly in a racetrack pattern west and then back. Tower confirmed and they set the autopilot to fly at 2000 ft in the racetrack pattern. The pilots attempted to remove the lamp from the panel but it was a stubborn bugger which didn't come out easily and the capt and FO grew increasingly irritated. They sent the flight engineer to a crawl space below to look through a scope to confirm gear down by sight confirmation, but the light for the gear didn't come on, or they weren't sure where the switch was. Meanwhile, the pilots were so wrapped up in the indicator lamp that they didn't notice the altitude warning chime, nor did the captain pay attention to the altimeter. When the captain leaned over to work on the lamp, he bumped the yoke hard enough to disengage the autopilot. Had he not been working on the lamp the whole time he would have seen his panel indicating the disengage. Unfortunately there was a flaw in the autopilot in which the FO's panel needed more yoke pressure to disengage, and his instruments still showed autopilot engaged. Flying at night over the Everglades in a westbound direction with no city lights as a VFR, the crew didn't know they were almost at ground level. They had decided to head back to MIA and land it whether the gear was locked or not. The FO started to bank for the turn when the capt suddenly saw his instruments and what was heard on the CVR was "we did something to the altitude. Are we still at 2000?" Seconds later, the left wingtip dug dug into the swamp and the plane broke into 3 large pieces. 101 dead, miraculously 75 survived. A 25 cent light bulb didn't crash a jumbo jet, but it began the cascading events which led to it

Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2014 09:25 PM (aTXUx)

610 We've switched his regular coffee with Folger's crystal meth, let's see if he notices!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 09:25 PM (0AKks)

611 Bers, I have driven a Ford Fusion a lot lately and it is a good car, not as upscale as an Acura but the one I have been driving is a good build quality. If your wife is looking for someting fun go with an Audi 4 or 6, Audi's quattro is fan effin tastic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 18, 2014 09:25 PM (rDidD)

612 584 Budweiser has had a few slogans. The official one is King Of Beers, as you know. Do you recall 1990's "Nothing Beats A Bud?" That was scrapped in 1993 for "Proud To Be Your Bud." After that? I dunno. That stupid dog, I guess. Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2014 01:17 AM (pY5jh) Spuds was for Bud Light in the 80's. Had a bunch of those posters in my apartment after I graduated from college. Also had the St Pauli girl poster.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 18, 2014 09:25 PM (HxSXm)

613 Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 19, 2014 01:23 AM (pY5jh) Busch. I think.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:25 PM (QeH9j)

614 Two all-beef patties lettuce cheese and special sauce on a triple bun.  I got it!

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:26 PM (dTh2r)

615 Spuds... The dog with a better life than you.

Posted by: I Love You Man at March 18, 2014 09:26 PM (6Z9cJ)

616 Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 19, 2014 01:25 AM (0AKks)

Okay I LOL'd

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:27 PM (dTh2r)

617 Bud

Posted by: Croaking Frog at March 18, 2014 09:27 PM (qoKTg)

618 "When you say Budweiser . . . . . . you've said it all."

Posted by: Elinor at March 18, 2014 09:28 PM (95xxa)

619 613 We've switched his regular coffee with Folger's crystal meth, let's see if he notices! Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 19, 2014 01:25 AM (0AKks) Walmart is doing ads like that now. We've replaced Joes 'Ruth's Chris Filet' with a cut from WalMart. Let's listen.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:28 PM (QeH9j)

620 620 Bud Posted by: Croaking Frog at March 19, 2014 01:27 AM (qoKTg) Wei

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:29 PM (QeH9j)

621 But Jim [?] never has a second cup at home.

I can't recall the wording for the "half a cup" ad for the decaffeinated instant [?] coffee that had IIRC the Dr Marcus Welby, M.D. actor in it.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:29 PM (hn5v5)

622 Andy Canuck It was Riccardo Montobalm voice. I don't know how to spellit!

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 09:29 PM (gjOCp)

623 The best part of waking up is _____ in your cup! Heh. Subliminal...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:29 PM (1Y+hH)

624 The best part of waking up is _____ in your cup! Heh. Subliminal...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:29 PM (1Y+hH)

625 Zer

Posted by: Frog w/ laryngitus at March 18, 2014 09:30 PM (qoKTg)

626 617 Two all-beef patties lettuce cheese and special sauce on a triple bun. I got it! Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 19, 2014 01:26 AM (dTh2r) Nope. Get back to the fryer.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:30 PM (QeH9j)

627 I'd walk a mile for a Camel... IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Achmed at March 18, 2014 09:30 PM (6Z9cJ)

628 right, the frogs

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 18, 2014 09:30 PM (pY5jh)

629 Where's the beef!?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:30 PM (hn5v5)

630 Give it to Mikey, he eats everything!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:31 PM (1Y+hH)

631  L.S.M.F.T.

Posted by: Lucky at March 18, 2014 09:31 PM (6Z9cJ)

632 LSMFT

Posted by: Elinor at March 18, 2014 09:31 PM (95xxa)

633 Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Elinor at March 18, 2014 09:32 PM (95xxa)

634 by a nose

Posted by: Lucky at March 18, 2014 09:32 PM (6Z9cJ)

635 An early slogan for Bud, when we were kids... "When you say Budweiser, ______ _____ __ ____."

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:32 PM (pY5jh)

636 632 Where's the beef!? Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2014 01:30 AM (hn5v5) C'mon Andy. You're better than that. Or are you just patronizing us stupid Americans?

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:32 PM (QeH9j)

637 630 It's " I'd walk a mile to smoke a Camel".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 09:32 PM (ojnk6)

638 Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:32 PM (1Y+hH)

639 What is LSMFT? Or do I care?

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 09:32 PM (gjOCp)

640 The best part of waking up is _____ in your cup! Heh. Subliminal... Posted by: Meremortal at March 19, 2014 01:29 AM (1Y+hH) Does it involve two girlsÂ…

Posted by: Ewww at March 18, 2014 09:32 PM (AymDN)

641 Sanka decaf coffee...
www.goantiques.com/sanka-coffee-and-457190

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:33 PM (hn5v5)

642 Excuse my dyslexia:

Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun Means Work

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:33 PM (dTh2r)

643  Just a Silly Millimeter Longer!

Posted by: 101 at March 18, 2014 09:33 PM (6Z9cJ)

644 "When you say Budweiser, ______ _____ __ ____."

You're puking hard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 09:34 PM (0AKks)

645 638
An early slogan for Bud, when we were kids...

"When you say Budweiser, ______ _____ __ ____."

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2014 01:32 AM (pY5jh)

 

You've said it all.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2014 09:34 PM (LI48c)

646 Does it involve two girlsÂ… "Double your pleasure, double your fun."

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:34 PM (1Y+hH)

647 BREAKING- They found the Black Box of flight MH370. The pilot's last words were "Hey, what's a mountain goat doing up here in this cloud bank?"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 09:34 PM (X9Mnx)

648 When I eat a ____, I feel like __________. What would yo do. ___ _ _________ ___.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:34 PM (QeH9j)

649 Or are you just patronizing us stupid Americans?
Just thinkin' of Wendy's! And everyone knows the answer to that question is "Alberta".

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:35 PM (hn5v5)

650 ha! Elinor beat me to it!

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:35 PM (pY5jh)

651 kbdabear: thanks for that Eastern Airlines story.

Don't know whether to laugh or cry...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 18, 2014 09:35 PM (HVI5a)

652 Ewes- Folger's in your cup, WHat do I win? I have all the &&&&&&& I want

Posted by: Carol at March 18, 2014 09:35 PM (gjOCp)

653 What is LSMFT? Or do I care? Posted by: Carol at March 19, 2014 01:32 AM (gjOCp) ****** Lucky Strike Makes Fine Tobacco

Posted by: Elinor at March 18, 2014 09:35 PM (95xxa)

654 377 357
"I learned this from my dad as well. However, I drive the wheels off cars. I sold a 1998 Maxima with 172k after buying the 12 Focus. If I could own just 2 other cars in my life, given this record, I'd be happy."

piker! 475k on my 2002 Mazda B3000 (aka Ford Ranger). Yet to have a car payment in this lifetime.

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 09:35 PM (AWwDY)

655 I'm Bartyle, and he's James, and we thank you for your business.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 18, 2014 09:36 PM (dTh2r)

656 I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

Posted by: A.S. at March 18, 2014 09:36 PM (6Z9cJ)

657 645 Excuse my dyslexia: Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun Means Work Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 19, 2014 01:33 AM (dTh2r) _______ got a ____!

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:36 PM (QeH9j)

658 It's " I'd walk a mile to smoke a Camel".
I don't think that changes the Arab joke's applicability.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:36 PM (hn5v5)

659  Try it you'll like it!

Posted by: A.S. at March 18, 2014 09:36 PM (6Z9cJ)

660 LSMFT Lucky Strikes Makes Fine Tobacco

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:36 PM (1Y+hH)

661 Ugh, just shoot me.  Went to a futbol site to check on the Champs League fixtures.  I noticed this International friendly of the NOK's hosting Canada.  Hit ESPNs site and the prezzy has in own link(vid) for barack-etology...  Yesterday looking up old Robert Plant vids and d'won is everywhere!  utube linky:
 http://tinyurl.com/q3snwmm
March madness - or Ego Mania?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at March 18, 2014 09:36 PM (M/xKK)

662 March madness - or Ego Mania?

Trying to keep the Cult going.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 09:37 PM (0AKks)

663 I have a vague memory that the Camel on the pack had a naked woman hidden in it.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:37 PM (1Y+hH)

664 Old Milwaukee had two slogans. Bonus points for both.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:37 PM (pY5jh)

665  Momma Mia, that's a some a spicy meat balla!

Posted by: A.S. at March 18, 2014 09:37 PM (6Z9cJ)

666 I've also heard that LSMFT also stands for "Let's screw, my finger's tired!"

Posted by: Elinor at March 18, 2014 09:38 PM (95xxa)

667 You've come a long way, baby!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:38 PM (1Y+hH)

668  666

I have a vague memory that the Camel on the pack had a naked woman hidden in it.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 19, 2014 01:37 AM (1Y+hH)


And a lion.

Posted by: A.S. at March 18, 2014 09:38 PM (6Z9cJ)

669 Posted by: Elinor at March 19, 20 I remember that!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:39 PM (1Y+hH)

670 228 Oh for fucks sake. Watching the avengers assembling thing on ABC and who do they include? President Fucking Media Whore Obama. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle ----  Has the zero cloned himself?

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at March 18, 2014 09:39 PM (M/xKK)

671 Man, that's coffee!

I don't know if it's apocryphal or not (I might have seen it discussed in a movie) but during a 1960's (or 1950's) live on-air commercial for cigarettes the actor took a long toke on his cigarette and said the "Man, that's coffee!" line in error.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:39 PM (hn5v5)

672 The success of commercial programming is amazing.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:40 PM (1Y+hH)

673 I have a vague memory that the Camel on the pack had a naked woman hidden in it. Posted by: Meremortal at March 19, 2014 01:37 AM (1Y+hH) Man. If you look just right. Just like seeing batman going down on a woman on a Red Dog beer bottle. It's kind of there.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:40 PM (QeH9j)

674 Trying to keep the Cult going.
"Cult" is a typo, isn't it?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:41 PM (hn5v5)

675 657 Piker? Sure, whatever gets you through your day. No car payments sknce 1998. Kinda proud of that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 09:41 PM (ojnk6)

676 Back in the day TV commercials were a full minute long, like short stories.

Posted by: A.S. at March 18, 2014 09:41 PM (6Z9cJ)

677 670 You've come a long way, baby! Posted by: Meremortal at March 19, 2014 01:38 AM (1Y+hH) Virginia Slims. Why the F do I know that.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:42 PM (QeH9j)

678 Can't think of the Old Milwaukee slogans.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:42 PM (1Y+hH)

679 The Uncola.

Posted by: 7up at March 18, 2014 09:43 PM (6Z9cJ)

680 Fuckity -- It looks like I've wandered into the ONT version of Demolition Man.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 09:43 PM (wNF3N)

681 Why the F do I know that.
Probably because you remember the print ads too in the pre-banning days as well as the commercials.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:43 PM (hn5v5)

682 "Cult" is a typo, isn't it?

Um.... maybe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 09:44 PM (0AKks)

683 You put the lime in the cocoanut and mix it all around!
(Or was it "cola nut" in the commercial?)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:44 PM (hn5v5)

684 "Back in the day TV commercials were a full minute long, like short stories." One at the beginning of a 30 minute show, one at the end. I think they are up to 22 minutes in an hour now.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:44 PM (1Y+hH)

685 Old Milwaukee: "It doesn't get any better than this."

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:44 PM (pY5jh)

686 421 Enterprise sells used cars at fair prices.

My Mazda was purchased at a STL area Enterprise

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 09:45 PM (AWwDY)

687 And thank you, #682, for reminding me of the #686 line. Was it also the black West Indian guy doing the ad who was in the West Indian setting Bond flick?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:45 PM (hn5v5)

688 "Put her on a pedestal, or a coaster." ??

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:46 PM (pY5jh)

689 Fuckity -- It looks like I've wandered into the ONT version of Demolition Man. My fault. Someone was griping about the plane story and I changed the subject.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:46 PM (1Y+hH)

690 @690, Whoa, that's too obscure even for a 60s TV baby like me.

Posted by: 7up at March 18, 2014 09:47 PM (6Z9cJ)

691 I have a vague memory that the Camel on the pack had a naked woman hidden in it.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 19, 2014 01:37 AM (1Y+hH)


And a dude taking a pee.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2014 09:48 PM (FMbng)

692 "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"... by the sexist patriarchy you PIV rapists!!!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2014 09:49 PM (X9Mnx)

693 Posted by: 7up at March 19, 2014 01:47 AM (6Z9cJ) Crap now I'm trying to remember the 7up slogan.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:50 PM (1Y+hH)

694 Lime + Coke although I don't know if this was ever the actual ad or if the YouTuber made his own. I recall the West Indian guy dancing around in a beach party setting.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tfQnh_WhKI

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 09:50 PM (hn5v5)

695 Speaking of old TV and putting the lime in the coconut (sorry) ... am I the only one who didn't know that Don Ho -- THAT Don Ho -- has a daughter who's a model? Bing Kea Ho. Don done good.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at March 18, 2014 09:50 PM (vRdWg)

696 Adios all. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 18, 2014 09:51 PM (ojnk6)

697 “Mom…do you ever feel not so fresh?”

Posted by: Elinor at March 18, 2014 09:51 PM (95xxa)

698 You sidle up to that drunk girl at the bar, strike up a little small talk, bring out the pack of Camels, ask her if she were lost in the desert would she sleep by the palm trees or the pyramids, after she chooses one or the other you turn the pack over and say, "Why not just go to the motel with me?"

Posted by: Slapped at March 18, 2014 09:52 PM (6Z9cJ)

699 691 "Put her on a pedestal, or a coaster." ?? Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2014 01:46 AM (pY5jh) Going to guess St. Paulis Girl.

Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 09:53 PM (QeH9j)

700 Speaking of old TV and putting the lime in the coconut (sorry) ... am I the only one who didn't know that Don Ho -- THAT Don Ho -- has a daughter who's a model? Bing Kea Ho. Don done good.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at March 19, 2014 01:50 AM (vRdWg)



If I had a last name like Ho, I don't think I would have a daughter until I changed it

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2014 09:53 PM (FMbng)

701 From Snopes: The furor over subliminal advertising began with the 1957 publication of Vance Packard's The Hidden Persuaders but did not really take off until James Vicary publicized his many claims about the power of concealed images.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:53 PM (1Y+hH)

702 469
http://p2.la-img.com/712/25249/9261455_1_l.jpg

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 09:55 PM (AWwDY)

703 >> My fault. Someone was griping about the plane story and I changed the subject.
 
Well, it appears to be a successful threadjack mm, so congrats of a type are due.
 
I have copies of Zen and also Electric Koolaid; Zen is a much better book and I reread it every decade or two. Dude drove himself insane doing the introspection stuff and lived to tell about it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 09:55 PM (wNF3N)

704 Columbo had an episode with subliminal messaging figuring in.

Posted by: Slapped at March 18, 2014 09:57 PM (6Z9cJ)

705 Well, it appears to be a successful threadjack mm, so congrats of a type are due. It certainly demonstrates the power of television and advertising.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:57 PM (1Y+hH)

706 yep, St Pauli Girl they had a couple of others (I looked it up) "You never forget your first girl."

Posted by: soothsayer at March 18, 2014 09:57 PM (pY5jh)

707 261 Calgon/MST3K reference?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
Tom Servo from a early biker movie?  Damn you, now for a MSTie search.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at March 18, 2014 09:59 PM (M/xKK)

708 The sex was rampant in those old commercials. Well, it still is...just more blatant now.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 09:59 PM (1Y+hH)

709 The Bond voodoo villain, Baron Samedi, was played by Geoffrey Holder who was also in a 7-Up commercial according to IMDB. The uncola! So I must have mistaken the deep-voiced gentleman for the Lime Coke actor/singer and the West Indian background music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca7v7hFbXC8

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 10:00 PM (hn5v5)

710 Took my mind off the plane maybe being in Pakistan for a while. Time to go roaming a little, later...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 18, 2014 10:01 PM (1Y+hH)

711 A much better read from Kesey is Sometimes A Great Notion. It was even made into a movie which I found free on youtube. I don't think I've ever read his One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, but the movie was certainly influential in getting most mental hospitals shut down.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 10:01 PM (wNF3N)

712 The Green Phantom.

Posted by: Hally Tosis at March 18, 2014 10:01 PM (6Z9cJ)

713 ooops, here's a link that works....oh, btw, Adrienne is NSFW:

http://tinyurl.com/ocufh4m

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 10:02 PM (AWwDY)

714 ooops, here's a link that works....oh, btw, Adrienne is NSFW:

http://tinyurl.com/ocufh4m


That looks perfectly safe for wanking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 10:03 PM (0AKks)

715 #712 Excuse me. Mr Holder was the 7-Up spokesman for the entire campaign and not just one commercial.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 10:04 PM (hn5v5)

716 504 you know what they say about sex with crazy

you get crazy sex.....

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 10:05 PM (AWwDY)

717 The Electric Koolaid Acid Test was also made into a movie; Kesey sure has/had? a high batting average in that department.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 10:05 PM (wNF3N)

718 Adrienne from the Euro version of Swamp Thing... NSFW

http://tinyurl.com/khyfdxq

Posted by: A.B. at March 18, 2014 10:05 PM (6Z9cJ)

719 G'night Horde.

I leave with the Cowboy Song:

http://youtu.be/66pE67m_Hf4

Headphones on and crank it!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2014 10:05 PM (0AKks)

720 the movie was certainly influential in getting most mental hospitals shut down.
Yeah. Wrongly.
www.fivefeetoffury.com/?s=cuckoo's+nest&searchBtn.x=14&searchBtn.y=15

And I hope that link works for cut N paste.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 10:08 PM (hn5v5)

721 #723 Crud! It looks like it doesn't work properly.
A direct link to one of the three stories from an archive page I was hoping to link to is now linked in my sock!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 10:10 PM (hn5v5)

722 That's enough for me. Thanks for the walk down Memory Lane tonight, folks. Good night.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 18, 2014 10:12 PM (hn5v5)

723 Ha! Via Gateway Pundit, TV station accidentally shows dick pic...http://tinyurl.com/lbwkdcf

Posted by: Tyler Durden Lives at March 18, 2014 10:15 PM (6Z9cJ)

724 LSMFT toasted Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. Toasted? I remember that one from the 70s as...Loose Straps Mean Flabby Tits.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 18, 2014 10:18 PM (eBupg)

725 723 andy,
 
This should work:
 
http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/?s=cuckoo%27s+nest
 
Well it's a matter of viewpoint I think. Involuntary commitment, for one thing, means the loss of your 2nd Amendment rights -- not a position I endorse.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 10:18 PM (wNF3N)

726 "No car payments since 1998. Kinda proud of that"

And you should be, Bravo!

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 10:18 PM (AWwDY)

727 #714

The documentary 'Titicut Follies' was far more influential on that front. The movie of Cuckoo's Nest came out years after the 'Patient's Rights' movement had gotten most of the hospitals shut down in the late 60s.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 10:20 PM (bPxS6)

728 A much better read from Kesey is Sometimes A Great Notion.

The opening is fantastic....

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 10:22 PM (AWwDY)

729 That looks perfectly safe for wanking.

bunk-o-licious!

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 10:23 PM (AWwDY)

730 "We see the light of 7-Up" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeINzoA7Kww

Posted by: Arbalest at March 18, 2014 10:23 PM (FlRtG)

731 721 Adrienne from the Euro version of Swamp Thing... NSFW

Oh my!

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 10:25 PM (AWwDY)

732 730 epobirs,
 
You always learn things here. That documentary wasn't released to the general public until 1991 though due to lawsuits (per wiki). So it didn't get open viewership until long after Cuckoo.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 10:25 PM (wNF3N)

733 Also, in a nice bit of revisionism, leftists tried to claim that Reagan during his time as CA Gov closed down a bunch of the mental hospitals as a cost cutting measure and thus was blamed for the growing homeless problem during the 1980 campaign. A shameless lie that many older people still believe to this day.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 10:25 PM (bPxS6)

734 I remember Barbeau on... was it Happy Days? I think she made some appearances on That '70s Show too. Posted by: qdpsteve I think she made appearances on those shows, but she made her name on "Maude" as the dau.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 18, 2014 10:32 PM (eBupg)

735 736 >> ...thus was blamed for the growing homeless problem during the 1980 campaign...
 
Well fivefeet certainly has it right that the homeless do seem to magically disappear whenever a Dem is in the WH. You know, The Narrative.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 10:32 PM (wNF3N)

736 A woman in Florida allegedly set fire to a man's car after he refused to buy her a McDonald's McFlurry for dessert.

According to shocked witnesses the man and woman were sitting in the restaurant on Beach Boulevard in Jacksonville at 12.30 on Sunday morning.

Suddenly they became embroiled in a huge fight over whether or not she was entitled to one of the popular ice cream treats - at which point she went outside and proceeded to set the man's car on fire.

 
Notice the key word in this -- Florida. Article is at DailyMail.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 10:37 PM (wNF3N)

737 "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman." Name that product! *I might have the slogan backwards, I dunno. Posted by: soothsayer and his robot buddy I think you have it right. I'm thinking it was Secret Deodorant?

Posted by: The Farmer at March 18, 2014 10:38 PM (eBupg)

738 If dusters are out, how can cloaks be acceptable?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2014 10:50 PM (j6Z29)

739 Make 7 Up yours Still my favorite. Morning morons.

Posted by: NativeNH at March 18, 2014 10:51 PM (DzZzT)

740 Old Milwaukee had two slogans. Bonus points for both. Posted by: soothsayer I can only remember one... The beer that made Milwaukee famous Good grief, I drank a lot of that cheap shit, but it tasted OK to me at time.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 18, 2014 10:54 PM (eBupg)

741 Old Mill Water

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 18, 2014 10:59 PM (LSDdO)

742 Nothing wrong with Old Milwaukee, I drank plenty of it in my youth. For a while we could get Golden Anniversary here in NH. Was another good cheap beer. But it had to be cold

Posted by: NativeNH at March 18, 2014 11:00 PM (DzZzT)

743 Clairol Loving Care: "I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair" No, Adrienne, I'm afraid I can't let you do that just yet.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 18, 2014 11:02 PM (bS6uW)

744 WTH? Nobody won the jackpot on MegaMillions but someone did get five numbers without the mega for a bit under $2 million, so the jackpot reset to $15 million. That kind of sucks.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 11:09 PM (bPxS6)

745 Epobirs at March 19, 2014 03:09 AM (bPxS6) $2 mil buys a LOT of Herbal Essence Shampoo ...

Posted by: Adriane, currently sock free, but wearing pants ... at March 18, 2014 11:12 PM (qoKTg)

746 745 >> Nothing wrong with Old Milwaukee,...
 
Perhaps not, but I had an unfortunate experience involving it in my yoot, and couldn't stand the smell taste or sight of it afterwards.
 
Similarly I had a problem with tequila, but I endeavored to persevere and worked my through that one.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 11:13 PM (wNF3N)

747 Which in turn would buy a lot of ass kicking if you showed up at school smelling like that stuff.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 11:13 PM (bPxS6)

748 For $2 mil, I'd buy my own school ... on a dessert island ...

Posted by: Adriane, currently sock free, but wearing pants ... at March 18, 2014 11:15 PM (qoKTg)

749 747 That really sucks. Reset, with the states keeping all the goodies?
 
*taps chin* Now I wonder who thought that particular rule up?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 11:15 PM (wNF3N)

750 It is said that the lottery is a tax on the stupid.
 
Well, there's your sign.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2014 11:17 PM (wNF3N)

751 *taps chin* Now I wonder who thought that particular rule up? Hey, if you had people burning cars for McFlurries in your neighborhood, you'd want some cash on hand, too ...

Posted by: Only 1/2 Crazy Floridian Politician... at March 18, 2014 11:18 PM (qoKTg)

752 Abraham Lincoln:

Frees the slaves

First black president proposes eliminates your coin

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at March 18, 2014 11:19 PM (rCS6C)

753 Nothing wrong with Old Milwaukee, I drank plenty of it in my youth. For a while we could get Golden Anniversary here in NH. Was another good cheap beer. But it had to be cold Posted by: NativeNH Agreed on OM. In college I remember drinking Buckhorn and Red, White & Blue that were terrible!

Posted by: The Farmer at March 18, 2014 11:23 PM (eBupg)

754 Abraham Lincoln: Frees the slaves First black president proposes eliminates your coin Posted by: Abraham Lincoln FFS Abe, it costs something like 2.2 cents to make a penny. Continuing is typical govt idiocy, ditch it.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 18, 2014 11:35 PM (eBupg)

755 747 WTH? Nobody won the jackpot on MegaMillions but someone did get five numbers without the mega for a bit under $2 million, so the jackpot reset to $15 million. That kind of sucks."

Nope, according to the MM website 2 people won the Jackpot & 8 more matched all 5 w/o mega. Hope one of the Horde was blessed/

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 11:37 PM (AWwDY)

756 In college I remember drinking Buckhorn and Red, White & Blue that were terrible!

We would drink Drewry's in long neck returnable bottles for like $6-9 case. We would have so many cases around we called it modular furniture

Posted by: bill-o at March 18, 2014 11:39 PM (AWwDY)

757 Yeah, I know the lottery is longer odds than getting hit by lightning but things have been really crappy of late. Spending a buck to have one brief moment of hope for any kind of future than what I increasingly expect. Not having anything else to do with myself lately, the anxiety has been getting pretty severe.

It's funny. The Zero Hedge folks have been getting very excited over what they see as an unusual number of deaths among those connected to the financial industry. If I was going to propose a conspiracy, I'd be on the lookout for a spike in the mortality rate of those public employees who recently retired with especially lucrative pensions. Eliminate the retirees and you could save your city or state a lot of money.

It could be a role for Clint Eastwood to make one last appearance as Harry Callahan.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 11:42 PM (bPxS6)

758 #758

I was looking at the CA site for all of the games. Apparently they only feel obligated to mention winners within the state.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 11:44 PM (bPxS6)

759 In college I remember drinking Buckhorn and Red, White Blue that were terrible! We would drink Drewry's in long neck returnable bottles for like $6-9 case. We would have so many cases around we called it modular furniture Posted by: bill-o LOL, we did that w/ Leinie's. You could get 12 cents if you took back a 12 pack. We piled 'em up, they were our "broke" beer money.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 18, 2014 11:56 PM (eBupg)

760 Alternately, it could be a new scenario for Logan's Run. The original novel had the cutoff age be absurdly young. 21 years old and that was it. This was heavily inspired by the youthful turnouts at anti-war protests until the draft ended. (After which the protest evaporated nearly overnight, which tells you what those kids were really against.) The movie brought things up to a more believable 30 years as the cut-off but never really gave a rationale for why, beyond a couple sentences at the start, and that only said what had happened and not what motivated it.

Now I think we have it. The cut-off would be a lot older but I can increasingly believe in a movement to have retirement equal death. You stay productive or it's Soylent Green time for you, to mix movie metaphors.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2014 12:34 AM (bPxS6)

761 560 No, not Doris. Dang, what was her name? Refusing to look it up... Posted by: Meremortal at March 19, 2014 01:11 AM (1Y+hH) Dinah Shore

Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2014 12:49 AM (dscPa)

762 So everyone's gone to bed? Well then I can type and ramble and get some AOSHQ therapeutic help simply by posting here. As a long time lurker and infrequent poster I was amazed at the response when I posted my mother had died last Sat. I had at times asked for prayers when she had gone in hospital. But the way threads go I never suspected anyone remembered for long. Was I wrong! So many responded that night I was greatly comforted. We went up the next morning to WI and stayed Sun & Mon, helped my Dad get arrangements made up there. Came back home to get the arrangements done here, it's their hometown where the burial is. What I've learned is it's kinda mind numbing to loose a parent, at least for me. I've not been that emotional except on a few phone calls that I really choked up on. But I find myself trying to deal w/ things sometimes and sometimes just blanking out. It's weird, I'm usually not like that. Thanks for the free therapy Ace and you morons!

Posted by: The Farmer at March 19, 2014 01:09 AM (eBupg)

763 464 General McInerny on Fox. He retired as Vice Chief or Staff of the Air Force and appears to have significant intelligence connections. A week ago he was saying don't ignore Pakistan. He was back on tonight making the case stronger. Some of the information he mentioned was that he believed the aircraft was in the Taliban controlled areas of Paksitan (Western?) where there were 3 airfields capable of handling the plane. He said that he beielved both pilots were complicit and that they did NOT turn off their communications (VHF, HF,SATCOM) and that US 'vacuum cleaners' would be expected to pick up their communications with their destination. He believed that the pressure will build on Pakistan and things will come to a head in 24-28 hours.
He also said that the US Navy would not have pulled its ships from the Indian Ocean unless they knew something. Also, Israel has gone on a higher state of alert, somenting they would not have done without intelligence."





wow

Posted by: thunderb at March 19, 2014 12:44 AM (zOTsN)


Thanks. Makes the most sense of a billion pieces of the story. One would hope our technology knows exactly what is going on...seeing as how Venezuela is imploding below me and Russia is advancing in Hitler's footsteps, I do hope "folks" know what is going on in the 'stan part of the world. 


Carol...read your story of you mother and I am fuming. I am a nurse. There is no excuse. None. I hope things get better for your brother.


I am not sleeping well, not just to to impending WWIII, but full moon and/or getting new sewing machine as answer to prayers for many irritating moments spent trying to unravel my own mysteries in life: like why the heck do I take on projects (sewing two suits for my mom, who is visiting in two weeks) and, uh, wait until the last moment to get 'er done? I mean, this is nothing new, this procrastination and last minute blast of energy and creativity! Oh, no. I did this in college and it worked out well, as I was able to balance my social life with good grades (at the surprise of both instructors and fellow student nurses). I could sit in class and mostly absorb all I needed for the test in my noggin, make some notes, memorize them, and crank out good grades. But I am OLD now and not so good on the staying asleep deal. So, here I am! I know this is a special ONT club, but I am here anyway, barging my lovely self into the conversation. Will go check Drudge and see if I need to ready my bug-out bag for today.


Right now I need tea, badly, but do not want to waken my sleeping prince by banging around in kitchen. Once I have my blast of strong English tea I will power up the old Singer, finish the &*^% jacket I started last fall and never completed, and eagerly await FED Ex to drop my new baby on front porch to start attacking my Mom's stuff. Then, my pretties, all will be well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 19, 2014 01:41 AM (baL2B)

764
Thanks for the free therapy Ace and you morons!

Posted by: The Farmer at March 19, 2014 05:09 AM (eBupg)


Yes, same for me, Farmer. Sometimes I just come here and talk to myself...and a few people think, hey! She is not a troll just someone who turns up now and then.


My sincere condolences on the loss of your mother. It is a very hard time to lose a parent. Remember fun times. Lock those memories away to bring back when things are tough. I do not know the situation mentioned but I do hope you have found peace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 19, 2014 01:44 AM (baL2B)

765 Posted by: The Farmer at March 19, 2014 05:09 AM (eBupg)
 
In the not too distant future, I will face this same issue, unless I die first. My parents just celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary.  60+ years -- that's a pretty good run. In the end, no one gets out alive.
 
Best wishes on your grieving process.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2014 02:04 AM (wNF3N)

766 I may not have ever read a single one of those pop philosophy books, but I bet TFG has read them. Every one. I have read the shit out of Very Hungry Caterpiller and Goodnight Moon, though.

Posted by: MTF at March 19, 2014 02:18 AM (A4r1U)

767 TFG couldn't read the Cliff notes of War and Peace.

Posted by: RickZ at March 19, 2014 02:40 AM (h8mFm)

768 I am getting better.  I stopped myself from posting on the Malaysian Mystery.  It still boils down to We Don't Know.  I even talked with my Dad who did 28 years as an FAA controller and he is totally mystified by it.

As for Johnathan Livingston Seagull, I read it once and promptly forgot about what the book was about.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2014 02:45 AM (1zr4/)

769 The power of the information age. There has probably been more written about that airliner in a week than there was written about the JFK assassination by 1970. Until there some new and relevant facts, I'm just not interested in more about it.

I know I read the Seagull book when I was a kid. I recall some relative must have thought I was very taken with it because they gave me a blatant knockoff in which the lead character was a sheep. He was grey rather than white or something like that which made him desirous of becoming whiter. I'm not sure in recollection if it was about seeking spiritual enlightenment or a racial metaphor.

It occurs to me that the recent Pixar movie Planes owes a lot to Jonathan Livingston Seagull, and not in a good way.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2014 03:07 AM (bPxS6)

770 771 I am getting better. I stopped myself from posting on the Malaysian Mystery. It still boils down to We Don't Know. I even talked with my Dad who did 28 years as an FAA controller and he is totally mystified by it.

As for Johnathan Livingston Seagull, I read it once and promptly forgot about what the book was about.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 19, 2014 06:45 AM (1zr4/)


You are a wise woman, Grasshopper. When the truth comes out we seasoned detectives will probably be surprised at how simple it all was (without the Malaysian added confusion layer).


That said, I trust General McInerny on Fox. I am thankful for our military and the wisdom of Israel to prepare if something goes badly. Our country and others have to know where this plane is. With the technology today it is unthinkable that they don't know.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 19, 2014 03:27 AM (baL2B)

771 It might be stupid, but I like the Neil Diamond soundtrack for JLS. The movie was pretty stupid, but I enjoyed listening to the music.

I'm old. Sue me.

Posted by: physics geek at March 19, 2014 05:07 AM (MT22W)

772 The Lifeboat Mutiny:

That is an ebook piracy site.

I don't know about the two Robert Sheckley stories but I'm damned sure that Gene Wolfe never gave permission for the entire text of two novels to be posted there. Or that Larry Niven allowed over two dozen of his books to be posted.

Posted by: pst314 at March 19, 2014 11:40 AM (T4dRn)

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