January 03, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (3 Jan 2014)
— CDR M

Winter is coming here. Be careful out there morons.

Just a reminder for those interested in playing the NFL Fantasy Playoff Challenge. Click the link, search for AoSHQ in the groups section and enter the password "val-u-rite". Top image h/t

In Russia...

Oh man. What do you do when someone draws a knife on you after a high speed car chase?

Misheard Song Lyrics of 2013

Parenting

Heh. This Kid Told His Dad To Stop Embarrassing Him. After This, He Will Regret It Forever.

RIP

WWII Ace who flew through the legs of the Eiffel Tower while chasing a German dies. RIP William Overstreet Jr.

Nanny Government

Minnesota steps up to the plate in trying to micromanage your life. Minnesota town bans homeowners from renting their homes.

Hitler Reacts To Warmists Stuck In Ice

Related: Eleven global warming stories from 2013 that you may not have heard of, if you rely on the MSM.

Abdominal Tourniquet

Pretty incredible piece of emergency medical gear. 'Game changer': Tourniquet for abdominal wounds is already saving lives. Might want to add this to your bug out/burning times bag.

This summer in Birmingham, Ala., a man came into the emergency room where Croushorn works with a gunshot through his upper arm, and was bleeding profusely. The bullet had pierced the armpit, destroying one of the bodyÂ’s largest arteries.

“It’s really a death wound,” Croushorn said, because it’s often not possible to stem the bleeding enough to get the victim to surgery alive. “I’ve treated a number of them and they all died.”

He applied the abdominal tourniquet and persuaded a wary nurse to remove her hands from the wound. There was no bleeding. Croushorn said the patient made it to the operating room, where a shocked vascular surgeon repaired six inches of torn artery. The man lived.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by a sky filled with stealth fighter jets:

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1 Great job CDR M.

Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2014 05:46 PM (Ua6T/)

2 {{{{{{{{{{BRRRRR}}}}}}}}}

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 05:47 PM (4Mv1T)

3 shit . . . second.  possibly 3rd or 4th.  dammit

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 05:47 PM (8lmkt)

4 Nice hat.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2014 05:47 PM (P6QsQ)

5 Should I give you a tip Peaches when I'm getting ready to post?

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 05:47 PM (LsJl8)

6 In before Vic!!!

Posted by: mallfly at January 03, 2014 05:47 PM (zjcTL)

7 Peaches- You can be second. I was just shivering me timbers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 05:47 PM (4Mv1T)

8 Ok, Winter. You've had your fun. Now knock this shit off. 14 is not an appropriate temperature for humans.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 05:48 PM (eQJwb)

9 That dad loves his son. Truly.

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 05:48 PM (doBIb)

10 Phil Everly died today, 74 years old.  Sven posted it in the last thread.  RIP!  The Everly Brothers practically invented cool.  They totally invented blue-eyed soul. 

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 05:48 PM (8lmkt)

11 yeah, I remember their jingle... nobody doesn't like Everlee.

Posted by: mallfly at January 03, 2014 05:50 PM (zjcTL)

12 14 is not cold. Sub zero up here. won't get into a pissing contest, though. My zipper is frozen.

Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2014 05:50 PM (Ua6T/)

13 Nice ONT CdrM....and happy new year.

I guess you missed the memo this is the 4th hottest year ever in the history of sattelites...ask NOAA>!

http://tinyurl.com/jwzlv2p

WUWT story

sure it has some anomalies but hey that boat ain't really stuck down there is it?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 05:51 PM (TE35l)

14 My eldest was in Boston in a basement apt of one of those old ass 3 story houses last winter. An icicle fell three stories, smashed on the sidewalk, and broke out the window in his basement window. Chili after that, to say the least.

I told him I'm not moving him back. Too much winter.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)

15 Evening morons.  Basement flooding at Casa del Crank, the sump pump turns on but no water moves.  I'm stuck at work while Mrs. Crank wrangles with plumbers to see if someone can come out and fix it.  Hope the rest of you are having a better night.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 05:51 PM (b2cFu)

16 "And that is how you win at parenting" Awesome

Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2014 05:52 PM (P6QsQ)

17 They can't be stealth jets. I can see them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 03, 2014 05:52 PM (aVcgy)

18 It's going to range from 4 to 30 degrees until Tuesday noonish. It's warming up! In December we were ducking below 0.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 05:52 PM (Xfl0F)

19 A MN town banned homeowners from renting their homes.....

I am wondering if this will make it to SCotUS for Judas Iscariot Roberts to declare....

"you are not the owner the state is you are on a long term lease beeyotch property tax YO!"?

What fucking retards we have running this insane asylum

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 05:52 PM (TE35l)

20 As Sven mentioned in the last thread, RIP Phil Everly at age 74.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 05:53 PM (sdi6R)

21 Best of luck to you and Mrs Crank. Could something be blocking the intake?

Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2014 05:54 PM (Ua6T/)

22 Minnesota, as in Senator Al Franken?

Posted by: mallfly at January 03, 2014 05:54 PM (zjcTL)

23 Dad is cool. Kid is a dorkwad.

Posted by: NCKate at January 03, 2014 05:55 PM (Auy5s)

24 That's one chill Pug.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 05:55 PM (DmNpO)

25 All right Moronette Bama fans, which one of you did this: http://tinyurl.com/qfou2kv

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 03, 2014 05:55 PM (jAv1F)

26 'Lo, 'rons.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 05:55 PM (T1005)

27 In other news, I survived Winter Storm Hercules today, and even made it to work on time. It's supposed to get down to -4ºF here tonight, so we'll see if my water pipes survive.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 05:56 PM (sdi6R)

28 So about 2 weeks before Christmas here all white chocolate chips disappeared from store shelves. At least in all the stores in the area around my house. Did anyone else find that in their areas? Checked again today at the store, still gone. The checkers aid the warehouse still doesn't have them in stock.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 05:56 PM (RZ8pf)

29 Alabama fans are nuts: http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/11/ brian_downing_alabama_fan_guil.html

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 05:56 PM (Xfl0F)

30 That dad loves his son.
Truly.
Posted by: EC
--------------------------------

Your comment made me go back and look at that link.

That dad is serious Moron material.

And he has one leg. Wonder what shithole Mid East backwater he left it in?

God bless him.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 05:56 PM (4Mv1T)

31 hi all
yeah it's cold out there

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 05:56 PM (9GG/0)

32 Oh, Crank, that blows donkey bawls.  I'm so sorry.  If you do nothing else well in life, make sure you are friends with a really good plumber.  Words to live by.  {{{{{{}}}}} to Mrs. Crank.  I'm guessing she's not gonna be super-horny when you get home.

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

33 That first photo is Samuel L. Jackson, isn't it? I'm just waiting for him to start yellingÂ… just like he does in each and every one of his movies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 03, 2014 05:57 PM (HsTG8)

34 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTNheCEUP_A

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 05:58 PM (Xfl0F)

35 Good luck with the pump Crank. I have one also. Not sure what the failure mode is if it's running but not pumping.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 05:58 PM (4Mv1T)

36 Wait until Hitler finds out the rescue ship is stuck in ice too.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2014 05:58 PM (EWsrI)

37 I had actual tears streaming down my face by the time I reached the end of those photos.  I may have pulled an ab muscle laughing.  That guy is awesome! 

Posted by: no good deed at January 03, 2014 05:58 PM (HsJeN)

38 From Each According to Their Freedom The many court cases where people have refused, in a business capacity, to serve or participate in events such as gay “weddings” that they find morally offensive, have been “balanced” by judges with the “right” of some individuals to force others to violate their conscious as a condition of doing business. The courts have found the 1st Amendment to be inferior and gone so far to declare that the suspension of one’s 1st Amendment rights is a prerequisite for living in civilized society! The state is effectively assisting bullies, even against those who are tolerant but draw the line at being forced to use their personal creative abilities to promote and endorse what they oppose! All this in order to “balance” people’s “rights” to serve the greater goal of an activist government. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4472 http://twitpic.com/dp6ruq

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 03, 2014 05:59 PM (XvHmy)

39 30 That dad loves his son. Truly. Posted by: EC -------------------------------- Your comment made me go back and look at that link. That dad is serious Moron material. And he has one leg. Wonder what shithole Mid East backwater he left it in? God bless him. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 09:56 PM (4Mv1T) Don't fuck with moron dads!

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 05:59 PM (doBIb)

40 Dog dancing is the funneh.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 05:59 PM (mCO/E)

41

Nice ONT Maet.  Hi horde.

 

RIP Overstreet.  Job well done.

 

That dad is hilarious.

 

14, Shit our avg temp last month in Western CO was between 14 and 15 and came in at the second coldest on record.  Tired of this shit.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 05:59 PM (6bvBO)

42 Pgis, we had them here in carolina at Christmas. Not sure about now.

Posted by: NCKate at January 03, 2014 05:59 PM (Auy5s)

43 So has the Xue Long now become entrapped by the ice?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2014 06:00 PM (5oU9c)

44 33 That first photo is Samuel L. Jackson, isn't it? I'm just waiting for him to start yelling… just like he does in each and every one of his movies. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at January 03, 2014 09:57 PM (HsTG "Say woof again, motherfucker!"

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2014 06:00 PM (EWsrI)

45 “The size of the problem suggests that restructurings will be needed, for example, in the periphery of Europe, far beyond anything discussed in public to this point,” said the paper, by Harvard professors Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff.

The paper said policy elites in the West are still clinging to the illusion that rich countries are different from poorer regions and can therefore chip away at their debts with a blend of austerity cuts, growth, and tinkering (“forbearance”).

The presumption is that advanced economies “do not resort to such gimmicks” such as debt restructuring and repression, which would “give up hard-earned credibility” and throw the economy into a “vicious circle”.

But the paper says this mantra borders on “collective amnesia” of European and US history, and is built on “overly optimistic” assumptions that risk doing far more damage to credibility in the end. It is causing the crisis to drag on, blocking a lasting solution. “This denial has led to policies that in some cases risk exacerbating the final costs,” it said.

Posted by: Paul Krugman (the Nobel means I too am an idiot) at January 03, 2014 06:00 PM (e8kgV)

46 Happy New Year, Maet!!!!  You're the best, dude, thank you so much for all you do for us, all the time.  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

47 C. Crank sorry to hear about your sump pump woes. Hope a fix is simple and a plumber can be found quickly.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 06:00 PM (RZ8pf)

48 BTH, watch that crazy chick set to this music.  It makes the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJOnMpkyTKw

Posted by: no good deed at January 03, 2014 06:01 PM (HsJeN)

49 Give the dad a break.  he is missing a leg.  He loves his son.  Son will learn too late.

The cycle of life and stupidity continues.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 06:01 PM (V70Uh)

50 Ever drained your Inner Pool of Pissed Off ? No ? Me neither.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 03, 2014 06:01 PM (6/+vz)

51 I am eating an ice cream cone in front of my dogs. They are waiting for something to fall. http://i41.tinypic.com/30kxceo.jpg I think I will open an art gallery of nothing but my dogs looking up at me.

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 06:02 PM (doBIb)

52 49 Give the dad a break. he is missing a leg. He loves his son. Son will learn too late. The cycle of life and stupidity continues. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 10:01 PM (V70Uh) The son looks like a cross between Judy Garland and The Joker.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2014 06:02 PM (EWsrI)

53 Does anyone know who President Obama picked to win Saturday's Football games? I would like to know so that I can cheer for the same as our black president. All teams he picks should win because it is the right thing for the league to do >

Posted by: Lilly Liebowitz at January 03, 2014 06:02 PM (iB0Q2)

54 I searched to see if there was any news about white chocolate shortage and instead came across all the alarming "chocolate will disappear by 2020" articles. Which made me clutch a candy bar to my bosom and mutter "from my cold dead hands mother kcufers"

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 06:03 PM (RZ8pf)

55 That dad reminds me of the fourth grade when my son would no longer let me kiss him as I dropped him off at school,a friend had seen and made fun of him. I told son friend was just jealous because his mom didn't love him as much. Ha ha don't fcuk with a mom loving her boy. He's now 31 has 2 kids and is a fabulous father.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 03, 2014 06:03 PM (KuZ6A)

56 Posted by: no good deed at January 03, 2014 10:01 PM (HsJeN)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:03 PM (Xfl0F)

57 That was hilarious. LMAOO

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:03 PM (Xfl0F)

58 "Winter Storm Hercules?"

What?  They couldn't come up with some kick-ass Nordic god name that begins with the letter "H"?

Like Höðr God of winter. Killed by Vali.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 06:04 PM (V70Uh)

59 Thanks for the well-wishes.  I felt around the sump well up to my armpit in cold water, there is nothing blocking intake that I can tell.  It's one of those big cast-iron models with the series of vents at the bottom for water intake.  The switch is working as I can trigger it off and on with the float, but again zilch in terms of flow.  The outflow pipe is not blocked at the outside of the house either.  I'm guessing either the linkage from the motor to the impeller broke, or there is some blockage in the outflow pipe somewhere in the 10 feet of rise between the pump and the outlet.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:04 PM (b2cFu)

60

All right Moronette Bama fans, which one of you did this: http://tinyurl.com/qfou2kv

 

Was that Jane at the inlaws?

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 06:04 PM (6bvBO)

61 Jimbo, you expect those thick witted fools before the camera or the writers to have even a passing acquaintance with such?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2014 06:05 PM (5oU9c)

62 Fourth, I'm dreading sending the boy off to college next year. It's gotta be done though.

Posted by: NCKate at January 03, 2014 06:06 PM (Auy5s)

63 A fed ex double trailer semi was changing lanes here last night lost control and flipped sending packages everywhere. I saw the pictures and thought to myself "oh no sure hope nothing I ordered was on that trick" ironically just minutes after I thought that there was a knock on my door and it was fed ex with a package.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 06:06 PM (RZ8pf)

64 Today's fortune cookie - A pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2014 06:07 PM (5oU9c)

65 It can always get colder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189w5xpkt0Y

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:08 PM (Xfl0F)

66 I love, love, love that dad embarrassing his son! I mean, they're going to be embarrassed by you anyway, so why not go for the gold?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2014 06:08 PM (dfYL9)

67 I just did a bing search for nordic gods and goddesses.  I took me all of about 30 seconds.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 06:08 PM (V70Uh)

68 It is three degrees out here and supposed to get colder! I have Hannity on because I saw that Rand Paul wants to sue over the NSA spying, I signed petition earlier today.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 06:08 PM (z4WKX)

69 I've been reading the crazy anti PIV lady's blog all afternoon. Shorter crazy lady: Men are all evil. But especially fathers. But especially all men. Made me think of this: http://youtu.be/e9r2o5ZnSHo

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 06:08 PM (hFL/3)

70 Do we have a NFL Playoffs Fantasy League this year?  I never saw a post for it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 06:08 PM (LI48c)

71 63 A fed ex double trailer semi was changing lanes here last night lost control and flipped sending packages everywhere. I saw the pictures and thought to myself "oh no sure hope nothing I ordered was on that trick" ironically just minutes after I thought that there was a knock on my door and it was fed ex with a package.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 10:06 PM (RZ8pf)


yeah but was the package smashed? 

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:09 PM (9GG/0)

72 Sitting by the fire tonight.  This global warming is brutal.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 06:09 PM (jucos)

73 The first time I ever saw a stealth aircraft was at the Sea and Air Show in Fort Lauderdale, which, btw, is a huge friggin deal down there. The stealth bomber (b-2?) came out of nowhere but, even as it turned to fly back over us, we could see what looked like a hole in the sky, but couldn't hear a dang thing until it was over us. One of the guys at the pool said, "You know, there's probably some 22 year old kid driving that thing and he can get laid in any bar in town tonight"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 06:09 PM (DmNpO)

74 Wow that economic article linked to Rolling Stone from the sidebar is pretty much a straight up communist manifesto. Too bad they left out the part about the oppressive government, rationing, death squads, slave labor, and massive surveillance state.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 03, 2014 06:10 PM (KCvsd)

75 Fourth, I'm dreading sending the boy off to college next year. It's gotta be done though. Posted by: NCKate
---------------------

Don't worry. They come back. My first one did. Like a bad penny.

My second one just got his driver's license today. Asked for the car keys this afternoon. Came back an hour later after eating a taco with friends. He'll stick close.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 06:10 PM (4Mv1T)

76 If a ship is caught in ice, and the passengers are "rescued" by another ship, which is then in turn caught in ice ... ... will the TV, Movie and Merchandising rights be worth anything? I'm seeing a made-for-tv 3-part special, with a tribute to 60's, 70's and 80's female activists.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2014 06:10 PM (FlRtG)

77


I have Hannity on because I saw that Rand Paul wants to sue over the NSA spying, I signed petition earlier today.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 10:08 PM (z4WKX)

 

Carol will receive a notice of IRS audit in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:11 PM (b2cFu)

78 First stealth aircraft I ever saw buzzed me while I was in White Sands.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 06:11 PM (mCO/E)

79 10° still have to take the garbage out... and pay some bills... I'll be back in a few g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 06:11 PM (JMmQ9)

80 Amazingly the package was unscathed. My order of on sale wrapping paper was just fine. (first world problems?)

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 06:11 PM (RZ8pf)

81 70 Do we have a NFL Playoffs Fantasy League this year? I never saw a post for it. Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 10:08 PM (LI48c) Shit. I forgot about that. I can reactivate it so if you were in it last year, you'll get an email shortly.

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 06:11 PM (LsJl8)

82 First stealth aircraft I ever saw, I didn't really see.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:11 PM (9GG/0)

83 >>>Which made me clutch a candy bar to my bosom and mutter "from my cold dead hands mother kcufers" And...I'm spent.

Posted by: A candy bar at January 03, 2014 06:12 PM (eQJwb)

84 74 BlueFalcon in Boston at January 03, 2014 10:10 PM (KCvsd)

on the bright side there are still enough of us cold war babies extant to teach them that Kulak has no direct American translation with an armed populace....

they want to have this party better while I am young enough to raise hell back at 'em

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:12 PM (TE35l)

85 Amazingly the package was unscathed An unscathed package can be quite breathtaking.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 03, 2014 06:12 PM (mCO/E)

86 I wish I had a fireplace, that must be heaven on a night like this.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 06:13 PM (z4WKX)

87 Amazingly the package was unscathed

dammit!  gotta try harder

Posted by: BDSM Package at January 03, 2014 06:13 PM (9GG/0)

88 Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2014 10:10 PM (FlRtG) That's got holiday special written all over it. SyFy will ndfo it and add IceNados.

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 06:13 PM (LsJl8)

89 A couple of Marine F/A-18's buzzed by my wife while she was swimming off the NC coast on our honeymoon. She was nekkid. I can't be sure if they could tell she was.

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 06:13 PM (doBIb)

90 I prefer a forced air furnace any day to a fireplace.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 06:14 PM (V70Uh)

91

 

 

heheheh eh heheh... "package"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at January 03, 2014 06:14 PM (9gNQd)

92 OMG, @ that kid's dad. The kid'll grow up to be a famous meth chemist but, other than that . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:14 PM (Xfl0F)

93 Today's fortune cookie - A pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2014 10:07 PM I never get that fortune cookie. Mostly, I get the "That wasn't chicken" one

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 06:14 PM (JMmQ9)

94 Russian Dipshit:  "Never bring a knife to a shovel fight."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2014 06:14 PM (TM1p8)

95 I'll be honest, I'm not too upset about the idea of capping the number of rental properties.  Like it or not, rentals tend to attract a different kind of person and some neighborhoods do go to shit, especially in college towns, when all of a sudden the homes are filled with renters who don't care about maintenance and about maintaining good relations with the neighbors.  A blanket restriction on the number of rental properties allowed seems much less intrusive to me than trying to go after every single bad renter who creates problems.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 06:15 PM (lr3d7)

96 Rolling Stone commie boy going for gold on twitter:

@JAMyerson

@MattDycus Name one civilization, let alone dozens, that have tried any two of the five reforms I proposed today.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 06:15 PM (dwArK)

97 Evening morons. Basement flooding at Casa del Crank, the sump pump turns on but no water moves.###

I had something similar happen. the sump tank went dry floaty stuff that had gotten in was now on the bottom got sucked into the screen and clogged it when spring water came in. I took mine apart but if there is enough play to shake the pump/drag it against what it sits on she may get enough dislodged to get it to work partially.  May not be your problem but worth a try.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 03, 2014 06:15 PM (TI3xG)

98 Also, guys, I think I may be trauma bonded to you all. Send help.

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 06:15 PM (hFL/3)

99 Or, "Help!  I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 06:15 PM (V70Uh)

100 92 boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 10:14 PM (Xfl0F)

That or an off broadway showtunes icon...

Liza Minelli and Jack Nicholson had a baby it seems

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:16 PM (TE35l)

101 Today's fortune cookie - A pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight. Did PGiS's ex husband start writing for those things?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 06:16 PM (mCO/E)

102 Jimbo: you did good. I was looking for Finnish gods beginning with H. I couldn't find any. As for winter warfare, the Finns > Russkies

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:16 PM (Xfl0F)

103 A blanket restriction on the number of rental properties allowed seems much less intrusive to me than trying to go after every single bad renter who creates problems.

But the responsible landlords and tenants didn't do anything wrong.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:16 PM (9GG/0)

104 >>>She was nekkid. I can't be sure if they could tell she was. Hey, buddy, I got some news for you. Marines. Fighter pilots. Buzzing a nekkid wymyn. Yeah, my bet is that they knew, and they have the photos to prove it. Speaking of which....

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 06:17 PM (eQJwb)

105 Oh for all that is effing effed, yeah sure that explosion in Minneapolis was a gas leak some are speculating. Sure are a lot of "gas leaks" blowing things up these days. Weird how much more splodey all that natural gas is now.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 06:17 PM (RZ8pf)

106 Today's fortune cookie - A pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight.

Congratulations!  You're now entitled to *government-run healthcare!*

Posted by: Barry O. at January 03, 2014 06:17 PM (9GG/0)

107 95 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 10:15 PM (lr3d7)

Great!

Then the city can pay my mortgage, take over my note, or make me whole on lost income potential.

A house is an investment in property not a blood oath to occupy it or maintain it as an abandoned villa.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:17 PM (TE35l)

108 Attended the funeral for Sgt. Major Tommy Queen today. Heck of a guy. A friend read "A Soldier Died Today" at his funeral. A lot of allergies among the assembled, it seems. http://vaincourt.homestead.com/common_soldier.html

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 06:18 PM (aDwsi)

109 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 10:03 PM (Xfl0F) Posted by: no good deed at January 03, 2014 10:01 PM (HsJeN) I guess there's more to the story. The OSU fans were picking on her kid and throwing bottles at people. She said she wasn't dunk and she'd do it again if she had to. The cops let her go after escorting her out of the stadium: http://tinyurl.com/kocvc5c

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 03, 2014 06:18 PM (jAv1F)

110 Buzzion,

Go to NFL dot com and click the link for Playoff Fantasy Hockey.

Group name is AoSHQ

Password is val-u-rite

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 06:18 PM (LsJl8)

111 96Rolling Stone commie boy going for gold on twitter:

@JAMyerson

@MattDycus Name one civilization, let alone dozens, that have tried any two of the five reforms I proposed today.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2014 10:15 PM (dwArK)

 

Awesome hash.

 

Seriously, reading that article by the third item in the list I was thinking, "He's got to be punking the readers, right?"  The amount of stupid was staggering.  How does that idiot think that North Dakota gets the tax money for it's state bank?  Where does the money for guaranteed jobs and income come from if you blow up capitalism?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:18 PM (b2cFu)

112 If they need a Canadian god for the letter "G" they should pick Gretzky

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 06:19 PM (V70Uh)

113 104 >>>She was nekkid. I can't be sure if they could tell she was. Hey, buddy, I got some news for you. Marines. Fighter pilots. Buzzing a nekkid wymyn. Yeah, my bet is that they knew, and they have the photos to prove it. Speaking of which.... Funny thing is, two CH-53's flew by a few minutes later, then another two (or maybe it was the same pair again?)

Posted by: EC at January 03, 2014 06:19 PM (doBIb)

114 Oops.  I meant football not hockey.

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 06:19 PM (LsJl8)

115 speaking of Winter War...Finns and Ivans....

http://youtu.be/jn3nXTrs-8g

Battlefield Scandinavia the Forgotten Front Finnish Winter War

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:19 PM (TE35l)

116 110 Buzzion,

Go to NFL dot com and click the link for Playoff Fantasy Hockey.

Group name is AoSHQ

Password is val-u-rite

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 10:18 PM (LsJl

 

 

Since when does the NFL do fantasy Hockey?

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 06:19 PM (LI48c)

117 Oh for all that is effing effed, yeah sure that explosion in Minneapolis was a gas leak some are speculating. Sure are a lot of "gas leaks" blowing things up these days. Weird how much more splodey all that natural gas is now. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 10:17 PM so...meth lab or pressure cooker bomb factory? I have an odds-on favorite...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 06:19 PM (JMmQ9)

118 Another beautiful, sunny day here in SoCal. Winter is NOT coming.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 03, 2014 06:19 PM (2vl2+)

119 As for winter warfare, the Finns > Russkies

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 10:16 PM (Xfl0F)

 

Russians: Quantity has a quality of its own.

 

Finns: No sh*t.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:20 PM (b2cFu)

120 We get the cold Sunday and Monday - lows in the upper 20's.  That's a bit nippy for SE Texas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2014 06:20 PM (BAS5M)

121 Evenin', fappers! 69 I've been reading the crazy anti PIV lady's blog all afternoon. Shorter crazy lady: Men are all evil. But especially fathers. But especially all men. Made me think of this: http://youtu.be/e9r2o5ZnSHo Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 10:08 PM (hFL/3) I will never understand these deranged man hating women. Is this what they're teaching in college now, or what?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 06:21 PM (UAMVq)

122 103 chemjeff at January 03, 2014 10:16 PM (9GG/0)

Allowing people control of six figure investments is for wimps and guys named Charlie....

let's just pass a law and engage in ex post facto contract alteration....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:21 PM (TE35l)

123 84 they want to have this party better while I am young enough to raise hell back at 'em Preacher ... allow me to introduce myself as Choir.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 03, 2014 06:21 PM (6/+vz)

124 Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 10:18 PM (b2cFu) *** Yeah, no. He's not kidding. His other article at TS was about traveling with Patch Adams to a Syrian refugee camp because, you know, laughter is the best medicine to abject poverty and oppression.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 06:21 PM (DmNpO)

125 If my ex-husband wrote fortune cookies...you know my brain just seized up at the thought.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 06:21 PM (RZ8pf)

126 If they need a Canadian god for the letter "G" they should pick Gretzky Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 10:19 PM (V70Uh) Some may argue Gordie (Howe), unless the letter H isn't taken. About a decade ago I went to the air show at Andrews, and there was a Stealth parked on the tarmac. They made very sure that people looked, but did not touch.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 06:22 PM (bp6gJ)

127 I remember when my oldest son got to THAT AGE, he didn't want to be seen with me. For example, he had a habit, when I took him to the orthodontist, to jump out of the car immediately, rush inside, and find a seat in the waiting room and bury his head in a magazine, pretending he didn't know me. One day I decided to get even with him. After he rushed in, I took out some clown-nose glasses and a sun hat with a huge daisy on it and put them on. Then I sauntered into the waiting room with every intention of hugging him. Of course it was the ONE time when they called him back so fast that he wasn't even there when I went in. Gaaaaaaaaaaaah. Well, one of us was embarrassed anyway!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2014 06:23 PM (dfYL9)

128 If my ex-husband wrote fortune cookies... It was the 'tonight' at the end that made me think of that. Awful specific for a fortune cookie.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 06:23 PM (mCO/E)

129 58 "Winter Storm Hercules?" What? They couldn't come up with some kick-ass Nordic god name that begins with the letter "H"? Like Höðr God of winter. Killed by Vali. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 10:04 PM (V70Uh) I don't know what the hell kind of rules they use for naming winter storms. I think naming snowstorms is retarded in the first place. What's next? "The tree in my front yard got hit by lightning last June during Thunderstorm Doug."

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

130 chemjeff: But the responsible landlords and tenants didn't do anything wrong.


The landlords rented too many properties to registered Democrats. And now the tenants have scorpion stung them in mid stream.

Do not rent to Democrats. Do not hire Democrats.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 03, 2014 06:23 PM (c6N69)

131

I have forced air and a pellet stove.  Must have for this time of year and an electric blanket.

 

The only good this about this weather is the loser renters on the corner aren't blaring music and throughing bottles in their yard.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 06:23 PM (6bvBO)

132 88 CDR M That's got holiday special written all over it. SyFy will ndfo it and add IceNados. I want to see Joan Baez do her Gaia Activist guitar schtick on the Akademik S., followed by various Berkeley Feminazis doing some sort of militant dance brigade (Zombie might remember such a troupe, from the late 80's) revival ... perhaps a walrus /seal / penguin-in-harmony-with-Gaia-enlightning-while-rescuing-the scientists-and-passengers tribute. For authenticity (and additional warmth) all performers will be unshaven ... but we are unlikely to have to see this.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2014 06:24 PM (FlRtG)

133 The warmists claim 2013 was the 4th warmest year on record. What record is that? I mean, the global temp hasn't gone up AT ALL in the last 18 years. That's AFTER they started putting temp sensors inside of western facing corners of buildings, and beside MEP exhaust vents. These incompetent fuckers can't even game the system. Oh, we have 8"-12" on the way Saturday night, followed by sub zero temps next week. Yup, burning up here.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2014 06:24 PM (XLoA6)

134 It's minus 4 here. Minus fucking 4 degrees.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 03, 2014 06:25 PM (ocjHE)

135 By the way I know you don't care but the cookie I ended up making last night was a lemonade cookie. Tonight I am trying to gin up the enthusiasm for making butterscotch haystacks. I would abandon my 12 days of Christmas cookies project, but I don't want to fail at something right out of the starting gate for 2014.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 06:25 PM (RZ8pf)

136 59 Thanks for the well-wishes. I felt around the sump well up to my armpit in cold water, there is nothing blocking intake that I can tell. It's one of those big cast-iron models with the series of vents at the bottom for water intake. The switch is working as I can trigger it off and on with the float, but again zilch in terms of flow. The outflow pipe is not blocked at the outside of the house either. I'm guessing either the linkage from the motor to the impeller broke, or there is some blockage in the outflow pipe somewhere in the 10 feet of rise between the pump and the outlet.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 10:04 PM (b2cFu)



I hate to ask, being a know-nothing California wuss about such things, but couldn't you drop another pump down there attached to a garden hose until the weather is a little better?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 06:25 PM (T1005)

137 127 One day I decided to get even with him. After he rushed in, I took out some clown-nose glasses and a sun hat with a huge daisy on it and put them on. Then I sauntered into the waiting room with every intention of hugging him. That is friggin' brilliant. Wonder how I'll look. Seriously - that's going to happen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 03, 2014 06:26 PM (6/+vz)

138 Holy shit is it cold here.  Wind chill is -8.. yes, that is minus.  Blowin' like a mo-fo..

Let the dog out a few minutes ago and she started rubbing her nose in the snow and running in circles!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2014 06:26 PM (b/lt+)

139 "Is this what they're teaching in college now, or what?" yes.

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 06:26 PM (hFL/3)

140 69 I've been reading the crazy anti PIV lady's blog all afternoon. Shorter crazy lady: Men are all evil. But especially fathers. But especially all men. Made me think of this: http://youtu.be/e9r2o5ZnSHo Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 10:08 PM (hFL/3) I will never understand these deranged man hating women. Is this what they're teaching in college now, or what? Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 10:21 PM (UAMVq) That particular one is sooooo deranged it can't be just from what she learned in college.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 06:26 PM (bCEmE)

141 #96

Do totalitarian dictatorships that use famine as a means of population control count as civilizations?

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 06:26 PM (bPxS6)

142 Lemonade Cookie? That's a new one.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 06:26 PM (mCO/E)

143 Sump pump problem could be a bad check valve. I had one that the flapper came loose and clogged the opposite side of the valve

Posted by: Cicero skip at January 03, 2014 06:27 PM (KBB6S)

144 Evening Morons. CDR M, I'm in. Joined the group and set my lineup.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 06:27 PM (JpFMR)

145 CDRM I'm in.  You might want to put a note at the top of the thread for others to join or make a post about it.  Since its going to be short notice.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 06:28 PM (LI48c)

146 86 I wish I had a fireplace, that must be heaven on a night like this. Actually, when it's bitter cold out, fireplaces reduce the efficiency of furnaces quite a bit, and the outer rooms freeze. I burn a lot of wood, but once it's in the teens, I stop. What I would love is a small pot bellied stove that vents up the chimney. Those things kick out a ton of heat, and don't draw much warm air up the chimney.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 03, 2014 06:28 PM (XLoA6)

147 It was a good cookie. Uses frozen lemonade concentrate. More suited for summer BBQ than a christmas cookie but it was in my pile of "cookies to try" so I tried it.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)

148 I saw Lemonade Cookie open for Shonen Knife in '94

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:28 PM (Xfl0F)

149 Homefront Hugs had a crappy week of collecting donations this past week because it seems their site was screwed with and their donation link broken. 100% of what they collect goes to helping the troops. Pitch in if you can. http://www.homefronthugs.org/ link to Paypal (no account required) http://t.co/Et38Poj49k

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 06:29 PM (DmNpO)

150 PGiS, of course we care about your cookie project!

(of course we'd care more if you would send some over )

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:29 PM (9GG/0)

151
But the responsible landlords and tenants didn't do anything wrong.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 10:16 PM (9GG/0)



The problem seems to be that there are a lot more irresponsible tenants and landlords than there are responsible ones.  Any solution is going to have losers; a blanket restriction means that some landlords will lose out.  On the other hand, if the town tries to crack down through other means (such as heavier police presence, more fines, stricter regulations) then you'd see complaints about how they were interfering in people's lives.  Personally, I prefer simpler rules to more complex ones, so I prefer the former solution.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 06:29 PM (lr3d7)

152 The truth doesn't matter.  It's all about the meme.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 06:29 PM (V70Uh)

153 Here's the brilliant feminist logic in action: "And IÂ’m not providing any evidence that men are our oppressors here, because that goes without saying."

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 06:30 PM (hFL/3)

154 Lemonade Cookies?  The perfect thing to bring to my next Lemon Party!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 03, 2014 06:30 PM (9GG/0)

155 Colorado Alex: Ban new Democrat Party tenants.

Simple.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 03, 2014 06:30 PM (c6N69)

156
Minnesota steps up to the plate in trying to micromanage your life. Minnesota town bans homeowners from renting their homes.




They're just begging to get sued into oblivion on a civil rights case.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 03, 2014 06:31 PM (kdS6q)

157

Drake and Prince - a ghey doggeh couple? Doesn't matter, because the difference in size can't be overcome.

 

 Years ago, I dated a guy who owned an Old English Sheepdog named Peach. One morning we stepped out into the backyard to find that a neighbor's male Scottie was trying to mate with Peach. He had his paws up on her butt, his little heinie was pumping furiously - but he was quite a distance from the mark. Peach stood there very patiently for a few minutes and then got kinda tired of it and walked away and the Scottie fell over. We were laughing like hell as he put his head down and walked back to his own yard. I think he really was sort of embarrassed.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 03, 2014 06:31 PM (R3gO3)

158 On the other hand, if the town tries to crack down through other means (such as heavier police presence, more fines, stricter regulations) then you'd see complaints about how they were interfering in people's lives.

but they'd be interfering in the lives of people who *deserved to be interfered with*, i.e., the deadbeat landlords and tenants, not the decent landlords and tenants.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:31 PM (9GG/0)

159 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 09:58 PM (Xfl0F) Thank you for giving me background music for when my idiot beagle expects me to chase her around the yard in the freezing cold and snow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2014 06:32 PM (mck3/)

160

I hate to ask, being a know-nothing California wuss about such things, but couldn't you drop another pump down there attached to a garden hose until the weather is a little better?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:25 PM (T1005)

 

The problem with that is I need to run a hose probably 75 feet to get out of the house, with an elevation change of ~14 feet.  That's asking a lot from a portable pump.  Even if I can do that, capacity would likely be a couple hundred gallons an hour, which would probably temporize the problem but I doubt would be enough to lower the levels quickly if at all.  By comparison, a replacement main pump would have 10 times that capacity.  I do have a battery backup pump, but I don't think that works either, or is at least woefully unequal to the task of lowering water levels.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:33 PM (b2cFu)

161 <i>
Then the city can pay my mortgage, take over my note, or make me whole on lost income potential.

A house is an investment in property not a blood oath to occupy it or maintain it as an abandoned villa.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 10:17 PM (TE35l)

</i>

You're not guaranteed that your investment will pay off.  The city doesn't owe you anything.  Owning a home carries risks, just like any stock or bond or any other type of investment.  Don't like that you can't use the property for what you wanted to use if for because of city ordinances?  Sell it?  That means a loss?  Tough.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 06:33 PM (lr3d7)

162 158 chemjeff at January 03, 2014 10:31 PM (9GG/0)

We had to destroy the real estate market to save the village....

//MN Retards

it beggars the imagination that this is seen as a sensible move, MN is messing with millions of dollars of investments "because"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:33 PM (TE35l)

163 Whoa, the comments disappeared!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 06:33 PM (UAMVq)

164 comments, they are embrokened?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:33 PM (9GG/0)

165 not a snowman http://t.co/PuSX7RQtda

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 06:33 PM (DmNpO)

166 Updated the ONT with the link for Fantasy Playoff signup.

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 06:34 PM (LsJl8)

167 Now they're back. Weird.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 06:34 PM (UAMVq)

168 07 95 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 10:15 PM (lr3d7) Great! Then the city can pay my mortgage, take over my note, or make me whole on lost income potential. A house is an investment in property not a blood oath to occupy it or maintain it as an abandoned villa. ------------------------------------- Agreed. The neighborhood I used to live in had 5-7 bedroom houses with 3-6k sq ft footprints. City got a law passed that no more than 5% of the houses could be rentals. This was in 2008, a great time for such an idiotic move. Result? About 40% of said 2200 home subdivision became foreclosures. Fortunately, due to divorce my Ex bought me out in early 2007. She was one of that 40% figure......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 06:34 PM (ojnk6)

169 A friend asked me if I wanted to go to Lambeau on Sunday to watch the Packer-49er game. Normally, I'd jump at the chance to see a playoff game. I said, "No way" immediately. It's going to be colder than the famous Ice Bowl game in the '60's.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 03, 2014 06:34 PM (R3gO3)

170

Checked.  The town is 93% white.

Apparently they won a local level court case on the issue, but they're going under as this works up the legal food-chain.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 03, 2014 06:34 PM (kdS6q)

171 143Sump pump problem could be a bad check valve. I had one that the flapper came loose and clogged the opposite side of the valve

Posted by: Cicero skip at January 03, 2014 10:27 PM (KBB6S)

 

That might mean something.  I found a brown plastic piece that looked like a valve cover, looked like it had been chewed up some, floating in the sump well.  None of my animals could have possibly gotten to it though.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:35 PM (b2cFu)

172 Something, something, about 'gin' and 'cookies'. I'd go with the gin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 06:35 PM (aDwsi)

173 Someone tell Rolling Stone that they can have all that today in Cuba.

Posted by: --- at January 03, 2014 06:36 PM (MMC8r)

174 170 Checked. The town is 93% white. Well there's your problem right there. Needs moar diversity!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 06:36 PM (UAMVq)

175 Got into a little twitter argument with some guy waxing poetiv about "kyriarchy" and how America is evil and how "social justice" will create "equality" by destroying a mythical "privilege." https://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHat

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at January 03, 2014 06:37 PM (XvHmy)

176 88-year old WWII vet goes to jail when he can't afford to repair brick wall at his business. http://t.co/8t8ew404qR

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 06:37 PM (DmNpO)

177
Too bad they left out the part about the oppressive government, rationing, death squads, slave labor, and massive surveillance state.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 03, 2014 10:10 PM (KCvsd)


When you are trying to sell something, you don't talk about the bad parts. 



Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 06:37 PM (XnALK)

178 Is the check valve supposed to be a back-flow preventer? If so, I would think that the pump would still work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 06:37 PM (aDwsi)

179 161 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 10:33 PM (lr3d7)

You *really* want to open that box?

Okay.....

I find arson no more amoral than attacks on my usage of property I am financially leveraged on by out of control tyrant asshole politicians.

You are going to take my property from me functionally?

Let me leave it like I found it before I built thanks for playing.

//Wyatt's Torch


Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:38 PM (TE35l)

180
but they'd be interfering in the lives of people who *deserved to be interfered with*, i.e., the deadbeat landlords and tenants, not the decent landlords and tenants.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 10:31 PM (9GG/0)



And how are they supposed to identify the deadbeats?  No, they'd end up in everyone's business somehow, either through trying to equally enforce the law or because it would encourage neighbors to tattle on one another.  See almost any homeowners association with any teeth.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 06:38 PM (lr3d7)

181 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 10:08 PM (Xfl0F)

I prefer Accept's Stalingrad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-QQYxryAqM

Posted by: Iasonas at January 03, 2014 06:38 PM (FHNkr)

182 So about 2 weeks before Christmas here all white chocolate chips disappeared from store shelves. At least in all the stores in the area around my house. Did anyone else find that in their areas? Checked again today at the store, still gone. The checkers aid the warehouse still doesn't have them in stock. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle We bought some before Christmas. Wife made those cookies w/ orange zest and white cc. Saw plenty yesterday in the store, County Market, n. IL small chain.

Posted by: The Farmer at January 03, 2014 06:38 PM (eBupg)

183 Years ago I was a renter. I rented the second floor of an old house. The house was a bit ramshackle, but the landlady did the best she could keeping it up. I took care of it the best I could. I mowed the lawn, and one time after finding mice in my apartment, set about sealing off openings to keep them from coming back. It worked. My landlady and I got along fine. She gave me a box of homemade cookies every year for Christmas. In one of her Christmas cards, she thanked me for treating the house as if it were my own. I considered that high praise.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

184 The proper caption for that pic of stealth fighters is the same as for that Far Side cartoon involving a woman and a pest control person looking up into a tree full of treehouses -> "That's quite an infestation you've got there."

Posted by: Anachronda at January 03, 2014 06:38 PM (U82Km)

185 What's the spread on the number of times Bret Baier has boinked that new hot blond from The Hill who showed up on his show tonight? 

They were certainly grinning knowingly at each other....

Posted by: Hari Seldon at January 03, 2014 06:39 PM (BYZzw)

186 but they'd be interfering in the lives of people who* deserved to be interfered with* ---- Agreed. Plus, it's not like limiting rentals will make the houses fill up---there will still be problematic properties.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 06:39 PM (OCpDa)

187 147 It was a good cookie. Uses frozen lemonade concentrate. More suited for summer BBQ than a christmas cookie but it was in my pile of "cookies to try" so I tried it. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 10:28 PM (RZ8pf) ------------------------------------- Sounds really interesting. I love this project you're doing. I would try it myself except I can't indulge in that many calories, not even during a special time like the holidays. I can't resist cookies. If they're good, I can't stop with one or two. Well, one or two DOZEN maybe!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2014 06:39 PM (dfYL9)

188 174 Insomniac at January 03, 2014 10:36 PM (UAMVq)

I'm wondering if THAT is in fact he issue.

Charming if the objective is a bunch of white liberals not wanting MN/St Paul Somalis moving in?

It is MY property in theory and so long as I meet Federal and State guidelines it is MY business what I do with it.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:40 PM (TE35l)

189 That was a stealth fighter? Shit.

Posted by: Srpska at January 03, 2014 06:40 PM (EcHOO)

190 88-year old WWII vet goes to jail when he can't afford to repair brick wall at his business Anarcho-tyranny: http://www.anorak.co.uk/357911/news/ sweden-riots-police-slap-parking-tickets-on-burnt-out-cars.html/

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:40 PM (Xfl0F)

191 anybody got any weed?

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 06:40 PM (8lmkt)

192 So about 2 weeks before Christmas here all white chocolate chips disappeared from store shelves. At least in all the stores in the area around my house. Did anyone else find that in their areas? Checked again today at the store, still gone. The checkers aid the warehouse still doesn't have them in stock. *** Well thank goodness! Somebody finally pulled that evil Devil's "chocolate" from the shelves.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 06:41 PM (DmNpO)

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

194 I hate to ask, being a know-nothing California wuss about such things, but couldn't you drop another pump down there attached to a garden hose until the weather is a little better?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:25 PM (T1005)

The problem with that is I need to run a hose probably 75 feet to get out of the house, with an elevation change of ~14 feet. That's asking a lot from a portable pump. Even if I can do that, capacity would likely be a couple hundred gallons an hour, which would probably temporize the problem but I doubt would be enough to lower the levels quickly if at all. By comparison, a replacement main pump would have 10 times that capacity. I do have a battery backup pump, but I don't think that works either, or is at least woefully unequal to the task of lowering water levels.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 10:33 PM (b2cFu)



Might this work? http://tinyurl.com/npohac5

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 06:41 PM (T1005)

195 See almost any homeowners association with any teeth.

Posted by: Colorado Alex


HSAs are voluntary contracts not remotely comparable to a town interfering with investment w/o due process.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 06:41 PM (dwArK)

196 And how are they supposed to identify the deadbeats?

by enforcing laws aimed at stopping *improper behavior*, not by creating a new law that makes it illegal to do nothing wrong.

No, they'd end up in everyone's business somehow, either through trying to equally enforce the law or because it would encourage neighbors to tattle on one another. See almost any homeowners association with any teeth.

if the improper behavior is being a public nuisance, then you don't need to harass people who aren't being a nuisance.

I don't quite understand why you are coming down on the "punish the innocent" side of this.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:41 PM (9GG/0)

197 183 rickl at January 03, 2014 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

I am helping my tenant understand home buying, cutting him a deal on rent versus my mortgage actually taking a slight loss and put into my lease a 1500 guarantee if I have to take back occupancy early which exceeds his deposit double.

Thank God we have the interventionist political class wanting to get between us if this horseshit spreads.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:42 PM (TE35l)

198 The father of one of my former patients was a crew chief for the stealth fighters at Holloman AND. He gave me a gift- framed photo of a stealth fighter appearing above Lake Tahoe. Cool pic. Still hangs in one of my clinic rooms. Sadly his daughter died following a survey. Sweet family.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 06:42 PM (g4TxM)

199 Peaches, come here to Denver. Just sit outside and breathe deep :^D

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:42 PM (Xfl0F)

200 ... wait til Tuesday though. Too cold now.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (Xfl0F)

201 NDH, that's horrible.  How could be start a fund for him?  I know nothing about that stuff.  I would sure donate tho.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (6bvBO)

202 dude. http://t.co/bOxaE4hxvG

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (DmNpO)

203 anybody got any weed? Will hash do?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (mCO/E)

204 171 I found a brown plastic piece that looked like a valve cover, looked like it had been chewed up some, floating in the sump well. None of my animals could have possibly gotten to it though.

Sorry. It looked like a cow rectum.

Posted by: Grey Aliens at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (U82Km)

205 AND = AFB

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (dOZGC)

206 FWIW: "Regulations govern what may be marketed as "white chocolate": In the United States, since 2004, white chocolate must be (by weight) at least 20% cocoa butter, 14% total milk solids, and 3.5% milk fat, and no more than 55% sugar or other sweeteners. Before this date, U.S. firms required temporary marketing permits to sell white chocolate. The European Union has adopted the same standards, except that there is no limit on sugar or sweeteners."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (aDwsi)

207 How are they supposed to identify the deadbeats? ---- Huh? I'm assuming by "deadbeat" we're meaning people whose property is an eyesore or otherwise not up to code. Those properties are pretty easy to id, and the owners are easier to id if the house is renter-occupied than if it's empty.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (OCpDa)

208
Then the city can pay my mortgage, take over my note, or make me whole on lost income potential.

A house is an investment in property not a blood oath to occupy it or maintain it as an abandoned villa.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 10:17 PM (TE35l)


I have many decades of hatred for the concept that municipal governments should have so much say regarding what one chooses to do with their own property.  It is my opinion that most fascism starts with them.



Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (XnALK)

209 I found the magic socks that keep my toes warm. Carhartt socks. Found them at Tractor Supply. This is my life now. I'm pathetic.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 03, 2014 06:43 PM (ocjHE)

210
I'm gonna have to watch that hitler movie some time just out of curiosity, I have seen the same 4 minutes so many times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2014 06:44 PM (MaP11)

211 survey = surgery I heart auto-correct

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 06:45 PM (TeTQa)

212 168 ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 10:34 PM (ojnk6)

There are a lot of idiots who think they can outsmart the market...

which is precisely how politicians and "community activists" got us into this clusterfuck in the first place.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:45 PM (TE35l)

213 The good thing about bitter cold weather is that it really preserves the hobos so spring thaw jerky making can kick off in full force.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 03, 2014 06:45 PM (vHRtU)

214 Will hash do?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 10:43 PM (mCO/E)


OMG, I would practically kill just for a taste.  The blonde Afghani was always my fave.  Back when Afghanistan meant something nice.  Ugh.

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

215 I don't think what the MN town is doing is *fascist*, just that it's dumb.  And will have a ton of unintended consequences to boot.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:45 PM (9GG/0)

216 >>>anybody got any weed? Sure do. It might be getting a little stale, because adult shit. But what the hell, it's Friday. Pass it to the left, would you, dear?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 06:46 PM (eQJwb)

217 Hey guys, I watched a Beyonce music video for the first time in my life today. All I have to say is...

What the hell is wrong with our society?

Posted by: Iasonas at January 03, 2014 06:46 PM (FHNkr)

218 I found the magic socks that keep my toes warm. Carhartt socks. Found them at Tractor Supply. ------------- Are those the ones with a remote control?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 06:46 PM (aDwsi)

219

Posted by: Peaches at January 03, 2014 10:40 PM (8lmkt)

 

possibly.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 06:46 PM (6bvBO)

220 MPFS, hey I could use some new socks.  thanks for the tip, I may have to duck into the Tractor Supply here in town.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:46 PM (9GG/0)

221 208 D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 10:43 PM (XnALK)

I think HOAs were the initial seedbed.

A ludicrous monstrosity I cannot believe I was foolish enough to fool myself into thinking could be a moral exercise.

Like I said I find leaving that pad like I found it no less moral than a city defacto stealing it.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:46 PM (TE35l)

222 198 Sadly his daughter died following a survey.

I had no idea that surveying was such a dangerous busy. Did she set up a theodolite in a busy intersection?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 03, 2014 06:46 PM (U82Km)

223 I'm gonna have to watch that hitler movie some time just out of curiosity, I have seen the same 4 minutes so many times.
Try not to laugh during bunker meltdown scene.

Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2014 06:47 PM (Ua6T/)

224 115 speaking of Winter War...Finns and Ivans....

http://youtu.be/jn3nXTrs-8g

Battlefield Scandinavia the Forgotten Front Finnish Winter War

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 10:19 PM (TE35l)


Most dangerous warrior of which I have ever heard is Simo Häyhä.  (Finish Sniper.)  


Killed himself half a thousand Russians.  Singlehandedly. 

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 06:47 PM (XnALK)

225 oh I've got plenty of weeds. they are all right now under about 6 inches of snow though.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:47 PM (9GG/0)

226 *business. Got so wrapped up in trying to find the name of the surveying equipment that proofreading failed me...

Crap! I shoulda just blamed it on Zombie Steve Jobs.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 03, 2014 06:47 PM (U82Km)

227 Part of the problem cthulhu is that it's after 10 PM here in the east, so no stores open.  Those numbers sound OK, but the flow rate is probably rated for 0 feet.  You lose anywhere from 20-50% of flow rate at 10 feet of elevation.  Plus, I'd be using a garden hose instead of 2 inch pipe, probably driving the flow rate down even further.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:48 PM (b2cFu)

228 210 I'm gonna have to watch that hitler movie some time just out of curiosity, I have seen the same 4 minutes so many times.

It's a good movie.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 03, 2014 06:48 PM (U82Km)

229 Oh I've got plenty of weeds ----- RENTER!!!

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 06:48 PM (OCpDa)

230 NDH, that's horrible. How could be start a fund for him? I know nothing about that stuff. I would sure donate tho. *** Don't we have some KC folks around here? Do any of them know about masonry?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 06:48 PM (DmNpO)

231 well now, the Tractor Supply here in town seems to be located right next to Dick's Bait and Tackle.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:49 PM (9GG/0)

232 Boston is currently 4f with a real feel of -15f. My lovely decrepit apartment full of decaying lead paint (which is probably going to kill me) is normally 80+ degrees most nights thanks to a one pipe steam system, tonight it is ~62 degrees. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 03, 2014 06:49 PM (KCvsd)

233 RENTER!!! Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone
--------------------------

Okay. That was funny.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 06:49 PM (4Mv1T)

234 224 D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 10:47 PM (XnALK)

Just wanted to be left alone...

inspiring soldier I respect the Finns a lot.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:49 PM (TE35l)

235

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 10:38 PM (TE35l)



If you want to destroy the house that's between you as the bank as long as you don't cause damage to the surrounding property.

And spare me the libertarian martyr crap.  The government restricts what you can do with your property already.  You can't turn your suburban house into a whorehouse, raise livestock in the backyard, slaughter and process animals, hold rock concerts every weekend for paying crowds or plenty of other activities. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 06:49 PM (lr3d7)

236 229 Oh I've got plenty of weeds

-----

RENTER!!!

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 10:48 PM (OCpDa)


nope not a renter, just lazy.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:49 PM (9GG/0)

237 OG, I was wondering whereabouts you work at after your Pedo Pete story recently.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:50 PM (b2cFu)

238
The landlords rented too many properties to registered Democrats. And now the tenants have scorpion stung them in mid stream.

Do not rent to Democrats. Do not hire Democrats.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 03, 2014 10:23 PM (c6N69)


Have long advised economic warfare against the left.  Any known leftest business, do not patronize it. 

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 06:50 PM (XnALK)

239 Sure do. It might be getting a little stale, because adult shit. But what the hell, it's Friday. Pass it to the left, would you, dear? Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 10:46 PM (eQJwb) Well, I know whose house I'm crashing at for the MoMee.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 06:50 PM (JpFMR)

240 You can't turn your suburban house into a whorehouse Tom Cruise and Rebecca DeMornay totally lied to me.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 06:50 PM (Xfl0F)

241 Because mere property rights are subservient to human rights. Like my human right to your stuff.

Posted by: Dave M at January 03, 2014 06:50 PM (dbm77)

242 > You can't turn your suburban house into a whorehouse...

Uh-oo

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 03, 2014 06:51 PM (vHRtU)

243 Hey chemjeff! I wandered into the local Tractor Supply and saw the socks for women and thought I'd give them a try. My feet have been freezing even in my snow boots. They worked even today when I was on the road at 5 am in sub zero to meet my uncle at the hospital before his surgery.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 03, 2014 06:51 PM (ocjHE)

244 Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 10:47 PM (XnALK)

I just looked him up on wikipedia. Apparently, the Red Army called him "White Death."

Holy crap.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 03, 2014 06:51 PM (FHNkr)

245 212 No question about this Sven. CRA and LIVS meet math and get all of us killed by that stone cold bitch. Try and get a LIV to critically think this through and arrive at a sane conclusion is a task for fools, mostly.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 06:51 PM (ojnk6)

246 59 Thanks for the well-wishes. I felt around the sump well up to my armpit in cold water Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 10:04 PM (b2cFu) When I needed to replace my sump pump, I used a wet-dry shop vacuum to empty the standing water out of the sump. Sucked it into the vacuum, dumped the vacuum into the toilet, repeat until the sump was empty.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 03, 2014 06:51 PM (SREVj)

247 . You can't turn your suburban house into a whorehouse, raise livestock in the backyard, slaughter and process animals, hold rock concerts every weekend for paying crowds or plenty of other activities.

Posted by: Colorado Alex


Did you get any splinters arranging all those strawmen?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 06:51 PM (dwArK)

248 Had a great Moron Meetup in Kansas City, Missouri. The Bates BBQ was easy to access and a friendly place. GGE was there and looking rakishly handsome. Airdales seem to have the knack. We had attentive service from the waitresses. ChemJeff told us the true story about . We can't repeat this on the net, even encrypted so the NSA can't read them. We had a couple of deep-thinking musicians as well. Very philosophical about weaponizing to fight the Left. They kept us entertained with their descriptions of what it really takes to play the cello and violin, and traveling around doing auditions for symphonies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2014 06:52 PM (WvUuR)

249 You can't turn your suburban house into a whorehouse, raise livestock in the backyard, slaughter and process animals, hold rock concerts every weekend for paying crowds or plenty of other activities. Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 10:49 PM (lr3d7) Now you tell me! Guess I'll have to tell those hookers who are beheading sheep with a guitar to leaveÂ… eventuallyÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at January 03, 2014 06:52 PM (XvHmy)

250 You know, I've never been to a Tractor Supply store.

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 06:52 PM (LsJl8)

251 If you haven't seen the Alabama chick vid yet this is hilarious. Perfect music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJOnMpkyTKw

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 06:52 PM (ZPrif)

252 And spare me the libertarian martyr crap. The government restricts what you can do with your property already. You can't turn your suburban house into a whorehouse, raise livestock in the backyard, slaughter and process animals, hold rock concerts every weekend for paying crowds or plenty of other activities.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 10:49 PM (lr3d7)


but here's the thing: those activities are restricted because they do (or very easily may) represent public nuisances.  so I don't think anyone here is advocating that deadbeat tenants who throw wild parties and disturb the neighbors shouldn't be punished in some way.  the problem comes with making a blanket restriction on all rentals that affects even those who aren't engaging in nuisance behavior.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:52 PM (9GG/0)

253 You can't turn your suburban house into a whorehouse --- War on Women.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 03, 2014 06:53 PM (OCpDa)

254
If your cable goes out, you rent to a democrat.

If you rent to a democrat, you get the weeds.

If you get the weeds, you smoke the weeds.

When you smoke the weeds, you root for the Vikings.

Don't get cable and root for the Vikings.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2014 06:53 PM (MaP11)

255 Lotsa good, moron-worthy comments on that Rolling Stone article.

Posted by: --- at January 03, 2014 06:53 PM (MMC8r)

256 We had attentive service from the waitresses.

emphasis on "attentive"

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:53 PM (9GG/0)

257 Killed himself half a thousand Russians. Singlehandedly.

 

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 10:47 PM

 

Yep. No scope. Iron sights proved more practical. IIRC he was doing much of it from medium to short range, where he wasn't expected. the iron sights would've helped in tight spots, also.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 06:54 PM (9gNQd)

258 Note any resemblance between the headline photo above and this?
http://tinyurl.com/ko4gue8

Put them side by side, they could be cousins. Dirty, Scandi cousins.

I think there's an embedded commentary to be had here, on the nature and folly of Antarctic Exploration, but then I've been doing that all day. Where I come from, we used to build icebreakers.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 03, 2014 06:54 PM (xq1UY)

259 Damnit! The Kahlua is gone. Why is the Kahlua always gone? Ok, now to try to jury rig a White Russian.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 06:54 PM (eQJwb)

260 gotta love drunk 'Bama chicks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 06:54 PM (ZPrif)

261 Finns? They seem to produce some very scary people.

http://tinyurl.com/36wu6f

Posted by: kartoffel at January 03, 2014 06:55 PM (EcHOO)

262 235 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 10:49 PM (lr3d7)

Yeah I must have missed the city's signature on my mortgage note.

If the city gets to change the rules I get to change the rules besides in the case of MN retards they think banks are made of money...

what's my relatively paltry 105,000 or so extant there champ?

I have an idea I am going to have the city pass a law outlawing your brand of car b/c "seedy and low rent types we must do something"....

My house is just fine by HOA standards part of the contract I signed that I honored....

again no municipal fuckhead's John Hancock is there.

Matter of fact I think that it should be a matter of municipal law that you cannot have a house of your color, nor a lawn of your breed.....

"compelling public interest" so if I manage to get half the town council, or 50.0000001% of the citizens in Retard Village to agree with me it is all hunky dory n'est;c'pas?

You know some stoner here was saying I am a fascist who hates liberty earlier....

wonderful.....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:55 PM (TE35l)

263 Got cold feet ? Sorel Boots

Posted by: Frosty Bites at January 03, 2014 06:55 PM (WK1kv)

264 My son is 17.  Still loves hanging out with me and he still thinks I am cool and funny.  Always wants me to hang out with his friends.  I have been waiting for him to shun me but it just hasn't happened.  I will miss him as he will be going away to college next year.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 06:55 PM (jucos)

265 and yes, the Moron Meetup was fun. had a good time talking to GGE and NaCly and the musicians.  wish I could say more, but, you know, NSA.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 06:55 PM (9GG/0)

266 I don't know how Miller just managed to get a first down there on that blown play.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 06:55 PM (LI48c)

267 227 Part of the problem cthulhu is that it's after 10 PM here in the east, so no stores open. Those numbers sound OK, but the flow rate is probably rated for 0 feet. You lose anywhere from 20-50% of flow rate at 10 feet of elevation. Plus, I'd be using a garden hose instead of 2 inch pipe, probably driving the flow rate down even further.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 10:48 PM (b2cFu)



Yeah, I understand about the time differential and all. You're kind o' screwed for tonight. But if your basement isn't totally flooded tomorrow morning, you might be able to jerry-rig something that'll get you through the weekend.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 06:56 PM (T1005)

268 Crank, My sister just had her sump pump replaced two weeks ago. The repair guy said the ones with the floaters are a real problem. I'll ask her what she has now. She lives at the bottom of a hill so her basement was always flooding...Not anymore.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 03, 2014 06:56 PM (ocjHE)

269

When I needed to replace my sump pump, I used a wet-dry shop vacuum to empty the standing water out of the sump. Sucked it into the vacuum, dumped the vacuum into the toilet, repeat until the sump was empty.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 03, 2014 10:51 PM (SREVj)

 

No toilet in the basement.  Pregnant Mrs. Crank can't carry a shop vac with 8 gallons of water in it up a flight of steps to dump it outside.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 06:56 PM (b2cFu)

270 Ok, now to try to jury rig a White Russian.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 10:54 PM (eQJwb)

 

Coffee grounds and everclear?

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 06:56 PM (LI48c)

271 Peach stood there very patiently for a few minutes and then got kinda tired of it and walked away and the Scottie fell over. We were laughing like hell as he put his head down and walked back to his own yard. I think he really was sort of embarrassed. *** Beam me up Scottie!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 06:56 PM (KGoxz)

272 I just had an idea for another weekend type of thread. "War hero of the week."

Posted by: Iasonas at January 03, 2014 06:57 PM (FHNkr)

273 Phil Everly of The Everly brothers had passed on. I saw headline on my iPhone.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 06:57 PM (z4WKX)

274 Re Haya: "He preferred to use iron sights rather than telescopic sights..." ------------------ His eyes were a LOT better than mine. And other stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

275 The whorehouse thing is a ridiculous comparison. There are codes you can't violate already in place---don't let your grass and weeds grow this amount, no loud noise after that hour, etc. What they are doing is determining that a group of people may be treated unfairly because they *might* violate those codes. It's more like saying unrelated women may not live together because they might start a whorehouse. Or a bad sitcom. Or something.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 06:57 PM (OCpDa)

276 I'm gonna have to watch that hitler movie some time just out of curiosity, I have seen the same 4 minutes so many times. It's actually quite good. http://is.gd/yHkqsS

Posted by: Ramses The Adequate at January 03, 2014 06:57 PM (QupBk)

277 269 When I needed to replace my sump pump, I used a wet-dry shop vacuum to empty the standing water out of the sump. Sucked it into the vacuum, dumped the vacuum into the toilet, repeat until the sump was empty. Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 03, 2014 10:51 PM (SREVj) No toilet in the basement. Pregnant Mrs. Crank can't carry a shop vac with 8 gallons of water in it up a flight of steps to dump it outside. Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 10:56 PM (b2cFu) Six gallons?

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2014 06:58 PM (EWsrI)

278  Damnit! The Kahlua is gone. Why is the Kahlua always gone?

Ok, now to try to jury rig a White Russian.

 

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 10:54 PM

 

Kahlua run. Make it so.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 06:58 PM (9gNQd)

279 249 The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at January 03, 2014 10:52 PM (XvHmy)

if only there were some way to surgically outlaw things like ritual animal beheadings without obliterating property rights on the fly?

Man it sure does suck when the only tool in your toolbox is a fucking nuke.

There was a mutilated cow found two blocks away from our quarters back in 98 at Ft Bliss.....

somehow the US Army managed to cope without kicking all soldiers from their quarters.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 06:58 PM (TE35l)

280 Transmission control cable is frozen solid on the Kubota tractor. So there it sits, a $30k block of metal, when I really need it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 03, 2014 06:58 PM (l3vZN)

281 Ok, now to try to jury rig a White Russian. Posted by: DC in Towson
-------------------------

Can't be done. Any OJ in the fridge?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 06:58 PM (4Mv1T)

282 winter? what is this winter?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 06:58 PM (MX68J)

283
You're not guaranteed that your investment will pay off. The city doesn't owe you anything. Owning a home carries risks, just like any stock or bond or any other type of investment. Don't like that you can't use the property for what you wanted to use if for because of city ordinances? Sell it? That means a loss? Tough.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 10:33 PM (lr3d7)


I do not recognize them as having a legitimate right to pass an ordinance that does financial damage to me after the fact of having committed myself to owning the property. 

That is, in effect THEFT. 


Theft by Democracy is worse than theft by a criminal, because you have the force of the state operating against you. 



Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 06:58 PM (XnALK)

284 Guess I gotta hit Tractor Supply.  Thanks mpfs!

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 06:59 PM (6bvBO)

285 Colorado Alex, as already noted, you've already emptied a hayloft building straw men for your non argument. Good Lord, too much time at the new smoke convenience stores?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 06:59 PM (ojnk6)

286 If only some one would outlaw Cedar trees. Or at least let them be cut down instead of preserving them because of two stupid migrating birds. Have you seen a Cedar pollen explosion? Google it. Now imagine that in my sinuses. Have I mentioned I hate the damn hippies in Austin lately?

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 06:59 PM (hFL/3)

287 270 Ok, now to try to jury rig a White Russian.
Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 10:54 PM (eQJwb)


Coffee grounds and everclear?

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 10:56 PM (LI48c)


That would be a "Broke Russian" 

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:00 PM (9GG/0)

288 Hey, did you know that cars can't jump on trains?

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 07:00 PM (LI48c)

289 I thought that Rolling Stone article was a parody. But I'm afraid it's not.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 07:00 PM (ZPrif)

290  Hello, 'rons and ronnettes. Been gone since early '10 when my wife fell over the air in the hallway and broke her leg. Eventually complications of that ended her life so I kind of back. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 07:00 PM (eBnye)

291 247 weft cut-loop at January 03, 2014 10:51 PM (dwArK)

He left out the meth lab, the alien contact coordination center, and the prayer meeting halls I set up on various weekends....

it is surreal....


Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:00 PM (TE35l)

292 When you folks fail to trust the links provided by a regular, you miss out. So there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 07:01 PM (DmNpO)

293 Finns? They seem to produce some very scary people. --------------- It's all of that time they spend in saunas. Something about inhaling steam vapors for extended periods of time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:01 PM (aDwsi)

294 Since there was no college bowl threads today or tonight ..

Mizzou Cheerleaders

http://tinyurl.com/latwjfm

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2014 07:01 PM (aTXUx)

295 CDR M, I found Tractor Supply fascinating. I've never been in one before but I did find the pink Carhartt winter coveralls cute. God, I'm a PA hick again.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 03, 2014 07:01 PM (ocjHE)

296 Hello, 'rons and ronnettes. Been gone since early '10 when my wife fell over the air in the hallway and broke her leg. Eventually complications of that ended her life so I kind of back. Did I miss anything? *** Holy cow! That's awful. And... nah. It's the same old thing around here.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 07:02 PM (DmNpO)

297 282 winter?

what is this winter?

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 10:58 PM (MX68J

 

That's the season that a team like the Bears are supposed to be really good at playing football in.  But since they suck at playing football in the fall they never get to demonstrate it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 07:02 PM (LI48c)

298 Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 11:00 PM (eBnye)

oh my, that is awful! 

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:02 PM (9GG/0)

299 292 When you folks fail to trust the links provided by a regular, you miss out. So there. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 11:01 PM (DmNpO) Thank you for a lovely picture that does not require brain bleach. At all.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 07:02 PM (UAMVq)

300 ConCrank, I feel your pain on the sump pump. Hateful things.

Pedo Pete was in South Dakota, near a rez. I did locums to help them out. I usually hang my hat in Nebraska, but not for much longer. WY, MT, UT licenses are in and ID will be issued in March. Then I'm beating feet to da hills.

BTW Pedo Pete ended up with an infraorbital blowout fx, nasal fx, two teeth lost, and mandible fx from his fall down the stairs at the PD...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 03, 2014 07:02 PM (vHRtU)

301

You want municipal stupidity?

 

I give  you . . .  Galveston, TX

 

Spent $500k on a hi-tech seawall parking program.  (Previously, seawall parking had been free)  Gotta skim the  pockets of all the Houston daytrippers, you know.

 

Started the program in August 2013.  At the end of the summer season.

 

 

"Planners"  and "City Officials"  expected to clear $400k to be  used on seawall  improvements.  You, know, free money.  From $900K in expected revenues ($500K + $400k)

 

Galveston businesses  objected and said paid parking would deter customers.

 

 

So how did it turn out?  Revenues were an  "unexpected"   $200K.

 

The taxpayers of Galveston are eating $300k.  And there are no seawall improvements.

 

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m4ewshv

 

 

I laughed my ass off in the car when I heard this on the radio.


Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2014 07:02 PM (BAS5M)

302 286 Lauren at January 03, 2014 10:59 PM (hFL/3)

Personally I can't help but ponder how cool it would be if MN was outlawed from having Scandis...

I like lakes.....

I like trees

I am not so fond of the horn helmeted wearing ice cretins who raid my villages...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:02 PM (TE35l)

303 Heh mpfs.

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 07:03 PM (LsJl8)

304 Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2014 11:01 PM (aTXUx)

Those are not Mizzou cheerleaders.

THESE are Mizzou cheerleaders.

http://tinyurl.com/lfn525t

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:03 PM (9GG/0)

305 Mr Y-not got a headhunter call today from a place in the midwest. Apparently he didn't look at a weather map! FML

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2014 07:04 PM (zDsvJ)

306 290 Hello, 'rons and ronnettes. Been gone since early '10 when my wife fell over the air in the hallway and broke her leg. Eventually complications of that ended her life so I kind of back. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 11:00 PM (eBnye) I am very sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 07:04 PM (UAMVq)

307 R2D2 is a Mizzou Cheerleader

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 07:04 PM (jucos)

308 176 88-year old WWII vet goes to jail when he can't afford to repair brick wall at his business.

http://t.co/8t8ew404qR

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 10:37 PM (DmNpO)


I have often pondered whether or not when I become a certain level of ill, if I would then do the world a service and take the opportunity of my imminent demise to rid the world of some pretentious bureaucratic tyrants. 


There should be a movement or something. 

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:04 PM (XnALK)

309 I am not so fond of the horn helmeted wearing ice cretins who raid my villages... Posted by: Sven ------------------ It's the raping and pillaging that most people object to.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

310 Sorry for your loss, Peter.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2014 07:05 PM (zDsvJ)

311 290 Peter at January 03, 2014 11:00 PM (eBnye)

Welcome back, my sympathy for your loss.

Same place some of the same faces....

the nonsense never ends

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:05 PM (TE35l)

312 Count de Monet: Me too. I live in Friendswood. Heard it the other day on the news break listening to Rush or somebody.

Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at January 03, 2014 07:05 PM (Bl4dy)

313 Peter, condolencences,  how awful.  Welcome back.  Same shit different day.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 07:05 PM (6bvBO)

314 308 Uhm. That's kind of...an uncomfortable statement to read.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 07:06 PM (OCpDa)

315 I saw Joan Baez do her Gaia Activist guitar schtick on the Akademik S. opening for Creedence Clearwater Revival at Pine Knob back in '74

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:06 PM (JMmQ9)

316 309 Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 11:05 PM (aDwsi)

I thought it was the lutefisk and the fucking yodeling....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:06 PM (TE35l)

317 OMG...the friggin' Mizzou quarterback, Franklin, is horrible. They have another great qb, Mauk, who is great but they're not playing him....for some reason.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:06 PM (bCEmE)

318 Thanks for the, uh, creative tips, but the most realistic, a Kahlua run, just isn't happening. So the solution is a short cup of coffee, Baileys Vanilla, and Pinnacle Caramel Apple. Lets find out together..... Well, it's not a White Russian, but it's pretty damn good in it's own right. Of course the three shots of booze in it might be helping.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 07:07 PM (eQJwb)

319 306 290 Hello, 'rons and ronnettes. Been gone since early '10 when my wife fell over the air in the hallway and broke her leg. Eventually complications of that ended her life so I kind of back. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 11:00 PM (eBnye) I am very sorry for your loss. Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 11:04 PM (UAMVq) Same here. Very sorry.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2014 07:07 PM (EWsrI)

320
Holy Moly Peter.  I'm sorry.

Basically everyday we talk about the ever enclosing tyranny around our lives.

Other than that, we're good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 03, 2014 07:07 PM (MaP11)

321 It's a shame the bowls are opposite each other. I'm watching Orange.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2014 07:07 PM (zDsvJ)

322 okay speaking of mixed drinks....

what can I make with Scotch and fruit juice? anything good?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:08 PM (9GG/0)

323 Sven- we used to have cow mutilations at Fort Bliss all the time when I was there in the mid-nineties. Of course, back then we called them barbecues.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 07:08 PM (g4TxM)

324
It is MY property in theory and so long as I meet Federal and State guidelines it is MY business what I do with it.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 10:40 PM (TE35l)


I agree with this.  If any entity wants to tell me what to do, it needs to be through some sort of covenant which I agreed to, and not by imposed dictate. 


I am vehemently against the idea that "Democracy" gives you a right to fuck with me. 

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:08 PM (XnALK)

325 I'm out. Long day, I'm beat. Night morons. Keep warm my fake frozen intarwebs friends.

Posted by: mpfs, Frozen Fishstick at January 03, 2014 07:08 PM (ocjHE)

326 Seriously, if you need a laugh. Bama chick wants to have a word with Sooner fans. Set to music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJOnMpkyTKw

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 07:08 PM (ZPrif)

327 as a former "Houston day-tripper"; doG, how I miss Galveston....

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)

328 290 Hello, 'rons and ronnettes. Been gone since early '10 when my wife fell over the air in the hallway and broke her leg. Eventually complications of that ended her life so I kind of back. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 11:00 PM (eBnye) IÂ’m sorry about your wife, please accept my condolences.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 07:08 PM (z4WKX)

329 Thanks for the, uh, creative tips, but the most realistic, a Kahlua run, just isn't happening.

So the solution is a short cup of coffee, Baileys Vanilla, and Pinnacle Caramel Apple.

Lets find out together.....

Well, it's not a White Russian, but it's pretty damn good in it's own right. Of course the three shots of booze in it might be helping.

 

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 11:07 PM

 

You got galliano and OJ? Get funky with a wallbanger.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 07:08 PM (9gNQd)

330 Aren't all Russians White?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 07:09 PM (jucos)

331 How awful, Peter. I am very sorry for your loss. As for the horde, well I think we're pretty much the same as always. Drunker, perhaps, if that's possible...

Posted by: Lauren at January 03, 2014 07:09 PM (hFL/3)

332 322 okay speaking of mixed drinks....

what can I make with Scotch and fruit juice? anything good?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 11:08 PM (9GG/0)

 

If you don't have a mixed drink app on your smartphone, you're doing it wrong.  I use Mixology.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 07:09 PM (LI48c)

333 301 Count de Monet at January 03, 2014 11:02 PM (BAS5M)


Surreal isn't it?

I love Galveston, I really do but it is a zany town.

I am very tempted to buy acreage over in Indianola going out to shore and maintaining a spread inland as well.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:09 PM (TE35l)

334 290 Hello, 'rons and ronnettes. Been gone since early '10 when my wife fell over the air in the hallway and broke her leg. Eventually complications of that ended her life so I kind of back. Did I miss anything? Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 11:00 PM (eBnye) I'm so sorry to hear this Peter.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:09 PM (bCEmE)

335 what can I make with Scotch and fruit juice? anything good?
Posted by: chemjeff
------------------------

No.

Ice...


Water.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:10 PM (4Mv1T)

336 322 okay speaking of mixed drinks.... what can I make with Scotch and fruit juice? anything good? Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 11:08 PM (9GG/0) Mixing scotch and fruit juice? BURN THE HERETIC!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 03, 2014 07:10 PM (UAMVq)

337 but here's the thing: those activities are restricted because they do (or very easily may) represent public nuisances. so I don't think anyone here is advocating that deadbeat tenants who throw wild parties and disturb the neighbors shouldn't be punished in some way. the problem comes with making a blanket restriction on all rentals that affects even those who aren't engaging in nuisance behavior.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 10:52 PM (9GG/0)



And the city in question found that excessive numbers of rental properties were creating a nuisance as well.  I agree that no one is saying that deadbeats who create a problem shouldn't be punished.  The problem is how do you deal with the problem.  Do you restrict the number of houses that can be turned into rentals?  Do you increase police presence on the streets, increase the number of beaurecrats to enforce codes?  Either way has costs and benefits.  To me, the former is the better choice, since it involves less government activity and less involvement into the daily lives of citizens. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 07:10 PM (lr3d7)

338 today I made the most horrible mistake in a local gun shop I said "AR-47" I think the owner wanted to shoot me

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 07:10 PM (MX68J)

339 Is NDH here? She warned me about Jamie on HBO & I do believe it is one of the worse series I have ever watched & I had it on for ten minutes. HBO makes trash series & has for years.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 07:11 PM (z4WKX)

340 Sorry to hear that, Peter. Here, have some Hash and cookies.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 07:11 PM (mCO/E)

341 316 Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 11:06 PM ------------ Well at least those sputtering, smoking, pop-popping, two-stroke Saabs have finally died off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:11 PM (aDwsi)

342 'night mpfs.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:11 PM (4Mv1T)

343 Jesus, Peter, I'm sorry for your loss. Please rejoin the Horde full time.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 07:12 PM (eQJwb)

344 I think the owner wanted to shoot me Posted by: navycopjoe ------------ Nascent senility. Get used to it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:12 PM (aDwsi)

345 I think the owner wanted to shoot me Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 11:10 PM (MX68J) *** nah, just a good bayonetting to teach you a lesson

Posted by: Lightning McQueen at January 03, 2014 07:13 PM (07nix)

346 323 Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 11:08 PM (g4TxM)

Heh....yeah that too....no there were little probably teenaged bastards being "satanists" ooohhhh

MP I befriended rolled his eyes they upped the patrols near blocks that were either being removed from service for demolition or vacant due to deployment and encouraged neighborhood watch.

I lived in the bricks over on Doniphan near Military Clothing and Sales and the overflow gas station.

I loathed it until I found Cloudcroft, had you asked me on the way out I'd have said I'd rather die than go back...but I do miss it and the units were fairly well ran wife was happy.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:13 PM (TE35l)

347 To me, the former is the better choice, since it involves less government activity and less involvement into the daily lives of citizens. Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 11:10 PM (lr3d7) I'm a renter. I wonder how many owners do background checks on their tenants? My current landlord did. On the other hand, I pay my rent on time, which makes me a saint in comparison to her previous tenant. I live in a condo building which has a restriction on the number of units that can be rented. Some government thing.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:13 PM (bp6gJ)

348  Simple. Drink the Scotch over rocks and use the fruit juice in the morning to rehydrate, alcohol dries your system.

Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 07:13 PM (eBnye)

349 today I made the most horrible mistake in a local gun shop
I said "AR-47"

I think the owner wanted to shoot me Posted by: navycopjoe
-----------------------------------

Just buy some boolets and make a hasty retreat. Money cures all ills in a gun shop.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)

350 I said "AR-47" In 12gage ?

Posted by: Ramses The Adequate at January 03, 2014 07:13 PM (QupBk)

351 Color me skeptical.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 07:14 PM (g4TxM)

352 Instead of enforcing traffic laws, I vote that we just limit the number of licenses issued to the group statistically most likely to violate traffic laws. Oh, whoops, sorry men age 16-29. Guess y'all are taking the bus. /MN logic

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 07:15 PM (OCpDa)

353 Sorry for your loss, Peter. Welcome back. It does get better over time.

Posted by: vivi at January 03, 2014 07:15 PM (+/8mE)

354 I said "AR-47" In 12gage ? Posted by: Ramses The Adequate at January 03, 2014 11:13 PM (QupBk) no dude it's a 9mm semi-automatic eleventy

Posted by: Lightning McQueen at January 03, 2014 07:15 PM (07nix)

355 344 as soon as he repeated it I wanted to die I was looking at the shit ton of 7.62 ammo they had then I asked to see a AR-47 bushmaster uggggh

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 07:15 PM (MX68J)

356
Just wanted to be left alone...

inspiring soldier I respect the Finns a lot.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 10:49 PM (TE35l)


Their language is strange.  Swedish, Danish, Dutch, Norwegian, all have that distinct resemblance and overlap with German.  Finnish sounds very different, though strangely enough I hear occasional recognizable English words.  

I like watching foreign movies, and i've seen and own some Finnish movies.

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:15 PM (XnALK)

357 337 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 11:10 PM (lr3d7)

"less government interference" other than obliterating the financial matrix of every leasor and leasee that is...?

It is a goddamned shame that those dumbfucks were being asked to actually manage the town they ran for election in responsibly and lead the hard work in fixing extant problems...

thank God they took the easy way out and just said "fuck it let's do it live!"


Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:15 PM (TE35l)

358 259 Damnit! The Kahlua is gone. Why is the Kahlua always gone? Ok, now to try to jury rig a White Russian. Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 10:54 PM (eQJwb) Creme de Cacao works in a pinch. I don't remember why I bought that bottle. I only use it when I run out of Kahlua, and I try not to run out of Kahlua. White Russian drinkers must be politically conflicted, because as we saw last night, vodka drinkers tend to be on the Left, and Kahlua drinkers on the Right. I'm not sure I understand that. Is there any other use for Kahlua? Are conservatives mixing it with single malt Scotch?

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

359 Sad news Peter, sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 07:16 PM (b2cFu)

360 Alright Horde, I was listening to the podcast earlier and there was nothing in the Moron Mailbag. So, I need to ask a question. How far can I go with my sarcasm? Ask about when we're upgrading to Minx 0.8 Alpha? When are we going to move to the site that JohnE and, I believe, Andy set up?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 07:16 PM (JpFMR)

361 today I made the most horrible mistake in a local gun shop I said "AR-47" I think the owner wanted to shoot me Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 11:10 PM that's even better than asking for stripper clips for an AR-15...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:17 PM (JMmQ9)

362 And the city in question found that excessive numbers of rental properties were creating a nuisance as well.

the city is wrong.  a hypothetical city with all renters and no deadbeats isn't disturbing anyone.  but under the city's plan, this condition would be illegal.

Do you restrict the number of houses that can be turned into rentals? Do you increase police presence on the streets, increase the number of beaurecrats to enforce codes? Either way has costs and benefits. To me, the former is the better choice, since it involves less government activity and less involvement into the daily lives of citizens.

well I am not in favor of less government merely for less government's sake.  I am in favor of less government so that it does not infringe on the liberties of the people.  creating less government that turns into a greater infringement of liberties of the people, in this case the liberties of renters who aren't disturbing anyone, is not right.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:17 PM (9GG/0)

363 Is NDH here? She warned me about Jamie on HBO & I do believe it is one of the worse series I have ever watched & I had it on for ten minutes. HBO makes trash series & has for years. *** Oh noes! Well, now you know. Every time I scroll the channel guide and see it listed I just shake my head. HBO isn't even trying anymore. I suppose that's why Comcast has given it to me for free for two years now. Unfortunately, however, my short run of free Showtime has come to an end and I am HOOKED on their series and must subscribe.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 03, 2014 07:17 PM (DmNpO)

364 Wind is blowing so hard here it sound like a window is going to break.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:17 PM (bCEmE)

365 There's a small flock of Swan on the river tonight. Talking up a storm.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 07:17 PM (mCO/E)

366 I just looked him up on wikipedia. Apparently, the Red Army called him "White Death."

Holy crap.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 03, 2014 10:51 PM (FHNkr)


He is in the top ten of baddasses of all time, according to cracked. 

Yup, he was a bad ass muthafucka. 

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:17 PM (XnALK)

367 352 Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 11:15 PM (OCpDa)


it's not that we're trying to get around the bill of rights or anything but our hard analysis says the only group not likely to go on murder sprees at ALL is 97 year old women....

so we're restricting arms ownership to this group of stalwarts who will be certain to meet the purpose of the 2d Amendments' exhortations of a "Militia" familiar with arms for defense....

//MN logic

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:17 PM (TE35l)

368 Finnish is the jumping-off point for elvish in Tolkein's books, both languange and mythology

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 07:18 PM (b2cFu)

369 365 There's a small flock of Swan on the river tonight dinner is calling you

Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 03, 2014 07:18 PM (MX68J)

370 I love that dad who dressed up in costumes because his son was embarrassed by him waiting fir the bus with him. So funny. Unforunately for my son my having a background in theatre means that I have lots of costumes. I'll have to warn him of that! ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 07:18 PM (BC6cY)

371 Did you get any splinters arranging all those strawmen?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2014 10:51 PM (dwArK)



No straw men.  Sven claimed it was amoral for the government to tell him what he couldn't do with his property, but the government already does just that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 07:18 PM (lr3d7)

372 Haystacks done. Easy and delicious. Made half with peanut butter and half butterscotch only.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)

373 When are we going to move to the site that JohnE and, I believe, Andy set up?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 11:16 PM (JpFMR)

__________________

JohnE doesn't hang out here much anymore. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 07:19 PM (jucos)

374 sure enough, mixology.com could not find any recipes involving scotch and fruit juice...

so it's scotch on the rocks for me

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:19 PM (9GG/0)

375 How far can I go with my sarcasm? Good rule of thumb is 10 or 12 feet past any signage.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 07:19 PM (mCO/E)

376 Wind is blowing so hard here it sound like a window is going to break. Posted by: Tami
------------------

Stay safe. Did that last night here. Creepy.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:19 PM (4Mv1T)

377 Missouri is desperate to give this game away.

Posted by: Ramses The Adequate at January 03, 2014 07:19 PM (QupBk)

378 Guess I'll have to tell those hookers who are beheading sheep with a guitar to leaveÂ… eventuallyÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at January 03, 2014 10:52 PM (XvHmy)



I believe, in the business, guitars are called "Axes."  

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:20 PM (XnALK)

379 >>>Is there any other use for Kahlua? Mais naturellement. I add a splash or more to every Irish coffee I make. Yeah, yeah, heretic. Whatever. It tastes good. Even better is the Kahlua Midnight. Same stuff, but 70 proof.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 07:20 PM (eQJwb)

380 dinner is calling you That's a tough tag to get.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 07:20 PM (mCO/E)

381 Where are you Tami?

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 07:20 PM (6bvBO)

382 I'm gonna have to call magnetically aligned villager on the whole post. Evening, all.

Posted by: shredded chi, a little happier than last year at January 03, 2014 07:20 PM (rm6R4)

383  Thanks but it was a little over six months ago, I'm pretty well over the worst. Now just kinda lonesome and bored. Need to put out an ad someplace, chubby girl needed, must have housekeeping fetish, low morals a plus.

Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 07:20 PM (eBnye)

384 mmm haystacks

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:21 PM (9GG/0)

385
the city is wrong. a hypothetical city with all renters and no deadbeats isn't disturbing anyone. but under the city's plan, this condition would be illegal.


In such a hypothetical city, the law wouldn't be necessary.  But we're not talking about some hypothetical city, we're talking about a real city trying to deal with a real issue of deadbeat renters and landlords.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 07:21 PM (lr3d7)

386 so it's scotch on the rocks for me Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 11:19 PM with a fruit juice chaser...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)

387 College coaching rumor mill:  Charlie Strong will be the next coach at Texas.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2014 07:21 PM (sBXOp)

388 Thanks for the ONT, CDR M. Just what I needed at the end of a kind-of strange day.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 03, 2014 07:21 PM (U13jb)

389 I'm not sure I understand that. Is there any other use for Kahlua? Are conservatives mixing it with single malt Scotch? Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 11:16 PM (sdi6R) Irish Coffee? My SO will drink Baileys and Kahlua without the coffee.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:21 PM (bp6gJ)

390 so it's scotch on the rocks for me
Posted by: chemjeff
----------------------------------

A little water will help it. Or a lot, depending on how young the scotch is. I think the stuff I'm drinking was made tomorrow.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:21 PM (4Mv1T)

391 #363

It's a form of Buttered Toast Droppage syndrome. The best shows will be on the premium channel you don't currently get.

Which is why my favorite channel is BitTorrent.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 07:22 PM (bPxS6)

392 //MN logic Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 11:17 PM (TE35l) that is an oxycontin moron. Logic left MN a long time ago

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:22 PM (/d6ad)

393 but here's the thing: those activities are restricted because they do (or very easily may) represent public nuisances. so I don't think anyone here is advocating that deadbeat tenants who throw wild parties and disturb the neighbors shouldn't be punished in some way. the problem comes with making a blanket restriction on all rentals that affects even those who aren't engaging in nuisance behavior.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 10:52 PM (9GG/0)


You mean like depriving a class of people their property rights just to get the bad apples?  Seems like the Supreme court has already issued a couple of hundred "No" rullings regarding this topic when applied to other rights. 

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:22 PM (XnALK)

394 "Three terrifyingly badass WWII heroes youÂ’ve never heard of." http://tinyurl.com/d2vz7fy

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:22 PM (aDwsi)

395 371 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 11:18 PM (lr3d7)

Really?  The govt makes a habit of interfering with the rental property status of property owners who are not party to a voluntary contract willy-nilly?  That is the situation here is it?

Silly me I thought a bunch of pussy ass politicians who don't want to actually do the work of governing decided to interfere in a business transaction that heretofore has been unregulated by anything other than the laws they are refusing to enforce.

I need to learn to read MN retard more fluently there champ.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:22 PM (TE35l)

396 Phil Everly of The Everly Brothers dead at 74

http://tinyurl.com/n6z4ngq

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2014 07:23 PM (aTXUx)

397 chubby girl needed, must have housekeeping fetish, low morals a plus. I also double as a humidor.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at January 03, 2014 07:23 PM (mCO/E)

398 392 Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 11:22 PM (/d6ad)

Well if they do not have their own logic they are at least an organized pack beast....

I've seen curling.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:23 PM (TE35l)

399 I'm in Missouri, Infidel. Snow storm 'Ion' coming tomorrow. (Ion? Really weather channel?!) The wind must be his advance team.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:24 PM (bCEmE)

400

Thanks but it was a little over six months ago, I'm pretty well over the worst. Now just kinda lonesome and bored. Need to put out an ad someplace, chubby girl needed, must have housekeeping fetish, low morals a plus.

 

Laughed my ass off.  Welcome back moron.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 07:24 PM (6bvBO)

401 yeah I put a splash of water in it. it's not the highest-quality scotch.  tastes okay though.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:24 PM (9GG/0)

402 Need to put out an ad someplace, chubby girl needed, must have housekeeping fetish, low morals a plus.
Posted by: Peter
------------------------------

You have the impeccable credentials of a Moron senior statesman with diplomatic immunity.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:24 PM (4Mv1T)

403 chubby girl needed, must have housekeeping fetish, low morals a plus.

Hi there!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at January 03, 2014 07:25 PM (9GG/0)

404 385 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 11:21 PM (lr3d7)

Yeah...what I am seeing in this post Kelo America is a city laying the groundwork to start stealing the newly distressed properties of owners relying on rent for leverage....

you know hypothetical land piracy

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:25 PM (TE35l)

405 I'm in Missouri, Infidel. Snow storm 'Ion' coming tomorrow. (Ion? Really weather channel?!) The wind must be his advance team. Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2014 11:24 PM (bCEmE) Be thankful you didn't have to deal with Nemo last year.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:25 PM (bp6gJ)

406 I also double as a humidor  moistidor.


Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at January 03, 2014 11:23 PM (mCO/E)

 

FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2014 07:25 PM (BAS5M)

407 Colorado Alex, you are talking about more Govt. Control using a blanket laws instead of personnel and totally ignoring individual cases. That's advocation for Big Govt. As long as it reduces Govt. Headcount spent on the issue. The cognitive dissonance in this position is mind blowing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 07:25 PM (ojnk6)

408 358 --- Is there any other use for Kahlua? Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 11:16 PM (sdi6R) --------------------------- Hah! You do what Margarita does. You just mix the Kahlua with a little milk or cream. Maybe add a teaspoon or two of vanilla ice cream. Forget the White Russian. This is the White Hispanic!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2014 07:25 PM (dfYL9)

409 little water will help it. Or a lot, depending on how young the scotch is. I think the stuff I'm drinking was made tomorrow. Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 11:21 PM (4Mv1T) ISWYDRT

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:26 PM (/d6ad)

410 Phil Everly of The Everly Brothers dead at 74 http://tinyurl.com/n6z4ngq Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2014 11:23 PM now, that's just damned sad... RIP, Phil

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:26 PM (JMmQ9)

411 I need to learn to read MN retard more fluently there champ.

Posted by: Sven10077


I am in fact a subscriber to MN Retard Monthly. Though I just read it for the pictures.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 07:26 PM (dwArK)

412 JohnE doesn't hang out here much anymore. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 11:19 PM (judos) He's involved in every podcast. He does occasionally post here. He's still very much involved.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 07:26 PM (JpFMR)

413 Snow storm 'Ion' coming tomorrow.

and if the snow storm leads to negative temperatures, would we call it "Anion"? 

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:26 PM (9GG/0)

414
You know some stoner here was saying I am a fascist who hates liberty earlier....

wonderful.....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 10:55 PM (TE35l)



This is why I can't stand them.  Talk about depriving them of their "high" they scream "FASCIST!"  Talk about depriving someone of their home, and they just shrug like it's no big deal. 


Their priorities are totally fucked!

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:26 PM (XnALK)

415 Peter! You are a true moron. I about died reading that, and the Lewinsky sock. I love this place.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 07:26 PM (OCpDa)

416 BC - Did you email Jan D'oh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

417 lol garrett you beat me to it

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:27 PM (9GG/0)

418 Sorry to hear it Tami.  I hate that, I have original windows, single pane.  Can't afford teh 15K to replace.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 07:27 PM (6bvBO)

419 Be thankful you didn't have to deal with Nemo last year. Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 11:25 PM (bp6gJ) I live in Connecticut last year.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:28 PM (bCEmE)

420 413 Snow storm 'Ion' coming tomorrow. and if the snow storm leads to negative temperatures, would we call it "Anion"? Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 11:26 PM (9GG/0) Oh, brother.

Posted by: eman at January 03, 2014 07:28 PM (EWsrI)

421 416 BC - Did you email Jan D'oh? Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 11:27 PM (aDwsi) I did. No response. I'm a bit concerned that I haven't heard anything.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 07:28 PM (JpFMR)

422 I love this place too. IÂ’m going to rest. I feel like IÂ’m going to fall asleep again. This will be third nap today. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 07:28 PM (z4WKX)

423 Who comes up with the names for these snowstorms?  Ion?  Nemo?

Are we going to have Blizzard Trixie or Blizzard Snuggles or something?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:29 PM (9GG/0)

424 Monica chose poorly, her name is the gateway to blow job jokes sort like sandra fluke is a gateway to wore out pussy jokes.

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:29 PM (/d6ad)

425 I live in Connecticut last year. Posted by: Tami at January 03, 2014 11:28 PM (bCEmE)

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:29 PM (bp6gJ)

426 421 416 BC - Did you email Jan D'oh? Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 11:27 PM (aDwsi) I did. No response. I'm a bit concerned that I haven't heard anything. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 11:28 PM (JpFMR) I e-mailed her several days BEFORE Christmas...still hasn't responded.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:29 PM (bCEmE)

427 273 Phil Everly of The Everly brothers had passed on. I saw headline on my iPhone.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 10:57 PM (z4WKX)



That's a shame.  I loved the Everly brothers doing "All I have to do is Dream."   Sing it myself occasionally when i'm in a Karaoke sort of mood. 


R.I.P.

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:29 PM (XnALK)

428
Really? The govt makes a habit of interfering with the rental property status of property owners who are not party to a voluntary contract willy-nilly? That is the situation here is it?

Silly me I thought a bunch of pussy ass politicians who don't want to actually do the work of governing decided to interfere in a business transaction that heretofore has been unregulated by anything other than the laws they are refusing to enforce.

I need to learn to read MN retard more fluently there champ.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 11:22 PM (TE35l)



Care to cite your evidence that the city is refusing to enforce the law?

Like it or not this is governing; the city government has to balance out competing interests and decide what is best for the city as a whole.  In this case, some landlords lost out.  That sucks for them, but it doesn't make the decision any less legitimate. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 07:29 PM (lr3d7)

429 It might be getting a little stale, because adult shit. But what the hell, it's Friday. Pass it to the left, would you, dear? Thanks. I hope you don't mind, I fish lipped it.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at January 03, 2014 07:29 PM (HWwP3)

430 Let's try that again! Sorry, Tami, that you were assaulted by an animated fish last year.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:30 PM (bp6gJ)

431 407 ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 11:25 PM (ojnk6)

The government that enforces least enforces best....

//MN Retard Village

Unreal...this is literally the municipal equivalent of saying.....

"there was a drunk driver on the west side so you all are restricted in the discharge of your property b/c actually arresting drunk drivers is hard.

Your block's cars will be removed to the police impound on monday morning thank you for your compliance....."

Never mind that the loss of vehicular mobility interferes with innocent citizens' ability to engage in the economic solutions they have crafted and will result in an eventual loos of property....

we wouldn't want to hurt the drunk drivers feelings so we decided on this solution....

thanks for playing.

//MN Retard Village

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:30 PM (TE35l)

432 I don't think this business of naming winter storms is going to catch on with the general public. They just are not discreet enough as entities to have that kind of identification.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 07:30 PM (g4TxM)

433 We just suffered through Winter Storm Hercules!  OMG!  We still have ICE on our driveway and there is SNOW on the roof!  My patio furniture is covered in snow.... I am just SICK about it all.  I think I need a FEMA trailer and a Gubmint check to make me whole.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 07:30 PM (jucos)

434 You really should try to type something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

435 'night, Carol.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:31 PM (4Mv1T)

436 You really should try to type something. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 11:31 PM (aDwsi) Yeah, I know.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:31 PM (bp6gJ)

437 They just are not discreet enough as entities to have that kind of identification.

they need to be more secretive with their global warming, fer sure

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:31 PM (9GG/0)

438
This is why I can't stand them. Talk about depriving them of their "high" they scream "FASCIST!" Talk about depriving someone of their home, and they just shrug like it's no big deal.

Their priorities are totally fucked!

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 11:26 PM (XnALK)



I'm not X, and don't agree with him regarding marijuana legalization, so go fuck yourself.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 07:31 PM (lr3d7)

439 Ooh, it's ticked up to 11°. Let me throw off this extra blanket. Projected high for Tuesday? -2°. I may have to break out the pyrotechnics...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:31 PM (JMmQ9)

440 I think I need a FEMA trailer and a Gubmint check to make me whole.

With or without black mold?

Posted by: Government Agent at January 03, 2014 07:32 PM (9GG/0)

441 So the head of Starbucks says people who believe in traditional marriage are not welcome as customers or investors in his stores? I don't like Starbucks (Their coffee is too strong) but I have gone into it about 10 times a year or so. No more. You want to penalize people who dare to commit "thought crime" supporting an institution that has existed for thousands of years. Do t without me. Brave man!! many f your stores are in Blue States. Many in college towns. I'll go exclusively to the coffee shop in the same town which serves better coffee and doesn't advertise what you must think in order to buy their products, And Jeff Bezos will be getting a letter from me. These kinds of attitudes make me more intansigent in thinking that the government needs to get out of the marriage business entirely. When some churches refuse to keep marriage traditional will he ban all Catholics, or Southern Baptists or

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 07:32 PM (BC6cY)

442 Did Jane D'oh disappear for a reason? I was not reading a lot of the blog the last few weeks.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 07:33 PM (RZ8pf)

443 394>> Nice!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 03, 2014 07:33 PM (4Vr+0)

444 Mizzou may win in spite of themselves.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:33 PM (bCEmE)

445 sure hope colorado alex is a better *dancer* than debater ..what a maroon.

Posted by: armadillo at January 03, 2014 07:33 PM (qQk+U)

446 Maybe Jane's bff that was fighting cancer passed.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 07:33 PM (6bvBO)

447 308 Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 11:04 PM (XnALK) I'm frankly expecting to see something like that, any day now. The longer this crap goes on, the more likely it will happen. "When you ain't got nothing, you've got nothing to lose" ~B. Dylan

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

448 chubby girl needed, must have housekeeping fetish, low morals a plus. Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 11:20 PM (eBnye) Hide posts from (eBnye) If you have more than one applicant let us know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 03, 2014 07:34 PM (qyfb5)

449  I think I need a FEMA trailer and a Gubmint check to make me whole.

With or without black mold?

Posted by: Government Agent at January 03, 2014 11:32 PM (9GG/0)

____________________

I am really just interested in Uncle Sugar's Lucre.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 07:34 PM (jucos)

450 432 I don't think this business of naming winter storms is going to catch on with the general public. They just are not discreet enough as entities to have that kind of identification.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 11:30 PM (g4TxM)

 

And you know, while they are certainly dangerous and can cause plenty of damage.  They just don't have the same destructive fury that hurricanes have.  Honestly it would be more sensible to name summer storms that have tornado potential than winter storms.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 07:34 PM (LI48c)

451 Peter I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 07:34 PM (RZ8pf)

452 Fenelon - link?

Always happy to have another reason to dislike Starbucks, beyond shitty coffee.

Posted by: kartoffel at January 03, 2014 07:34 PM (EcHOO)

453 Going with misheard song lyrics.

Ok, now to try to jury rig a White Russian. ##

I always heard that as Jerry (as in German) Rigged

Posted by: The Hickster at January 03, 2014 07:34 PM (TI3xG)

454 Is the poster "armadillo" a troll? His comments seem to be disappearing at high speed.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2014 07:34 PM (FlRtG)

455 Crotchety - When men were men, and didn't wear flannel onsies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:35 PM (aDwsi)

456 Sheesh, it is supposed to snow all fucking day tomorrow.  Ugh.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:35 PM (9GG/0)

457 Clemson cheap shotting OSU's QB.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2014 07:35 PM (zDsvJ)

458 Is the poster "armadillo" a troll? His comments seem to be disappearing at high speed. Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2014 11:34 PM (FlRtG) I think so, because I noticed the deletions (when I'm not posting responses that have no responses).

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:35 PM (bp6gJ)

459 Oh no. It's the jerry vs. jury discussion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:36 PM (aDwsi)

460 Meant when some churches continue to keep marriage Traditional"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 07:36 PM (BC6cY)

461 Outlier is 'gerry'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:36 PM (aDwsi)

462 Unreal...this is literally the municipal equivalent of saying.....

"there was a drunk driver on the west side so you all are restricted in the discharge of your property b/c actually arresting drunk drivers is hard.

Your block's cars will be removed to the police impound on monday morning thank you for your compliance....."


No it's not.  It's the equivalent of saying "We've seen far too many alcohol related incidents in town so we're limiting the number of bars downtown and the sale of booze after 10pm."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 07:36 PM (lr3d7)

463 (Their coffee is too strong) These words don't make sense in this sequence.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 07:36 PM (Xfl0F)

464 Clemson cheap shotting OSU's QB. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 03, 2014 11:35 PM (zDsvJ) Payback for OSU cheap shotting everybody else.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 07:37 PM (XIxXP)

465 "By the way I know you don't care but the cookie I ended up making last night was a lemonade cookie. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle" That is so weird. I was going to suggest adding lemon to a basic sugar cookie recipe, but I figured you had already done that. Sounds yummy!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 03, 2014 07:37 PM (080XV)

466 428 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 11:29 PM (lr3d7)

Okay...the article and your argument are predicated that this destruction of property rights is predicated on what precisely there sport?

Rampant abuse of the upkeep and behavior of renters.

Oh gee well I guess there must not be a rampant problem if there is proper enforcement gee what a leap of logic!

The police department or Sheriff is not enjoying this task work.  It bears a cost and will reduce the manpower available to do other things.  This quaint problem matrix is addressed by the skills of management and er "leadership."

MN Retard Village must have the most specialest tenants on the planet to need a body of law that not even Detroit is deploying.....

Somehow the US Army deals with bad tenants without you know "massive retaliation" being the doctrine....

"collective punishment?" always but the notion that this is a defensible exercise of municipal power in a private property respecting public is laughable....

they would be doing less damage to their market in using condemnation and eminent domain overreach than this action.

Thanks for playing.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:37 PM (TE35l)

467 When did Howard Schultz make his statements about people who only support traditional marriage not welcome in Starbucks? That seems an odd stance for him to take.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 07:37 PM (RZ8pf)

468 Alrighty, I'm off to go out blues dancing.  Everyone have a good night!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 07:38 PM (lr3d7)

469 Talk about depriving them of their "high" they scream "FASCIST" ---- Okay, I'm a-gonna scream "Fascist!" about property rights and about getting high. My lungs=I can fill 'em full of smoke if I want to (but I won't because it's gross). My house = I can rent it out if I want to.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 07:38 PM (OCpDa)

470

D'oh survived the in-laws at Christmas, not sure where she is currently.

 

Update on sump pump.  Outlet line was frozen.  Not  covered by home warranty, but the pump is working.  Mrs. Crank is getting the estimate now, not cheap I'm sure since they splice in a new line.  Need to figure out how to keep this from happening again.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 07:38 PM (b2cFu)

471 Char-bucks. Guess I'm too accustomed to a cheap cup 'a joe.
It is beyond me why people pay so much for a burned cup of coffee.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:38 PM (4Mv1T)

472 Just checked the thermometer. It's 10º outside. Feels more like 8º.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

473 Good Grief Colorado Alex, google Ex Post Facto and report back, wouldya? It I bought a home with current restrictions, shame on me. If I didn't and it was imposed ex post facto, that's kind of a problem that the Constitution finds to be a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 07:38 PM (ojnk6)

474 Touchdown Okie State!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 07:39 PM (yaeEG)

475 Here's the Starbuck's CEO article: http://tinyurl.com/cfpdgx6

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:39 PM (bCEmE)

476 Update on sump pump. Outlet line was frozen. Not covered by home warranty, but the pump is working. Mrs. Crank is getting the estimate now, not cheap I'm sure since they splice in a new line. Need to figure out how to keep this from happening again. Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 11:38 PM (b2cFu) Heat tape, wrap it up and plug it in.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 07:39 PM (XIxXP)

477 >>>>Update on sump pump. Outlet line was frozen. insulate that like white on rice

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:39 PM (/d6ad)

478 sure hope colorado alex is a better *dancer* than debater ..what a maroon.

Posted by: armadillo at January 03, 2014 07:39 PM (qQk+U)

479 Blues Dancing? That might be the gayest thing I have ever read.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 07:39 PM (HWwP3)

480 Crank, I'm glad Mrs. Crank was able to find someone to look at it!

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:39 PM (bp6gJ)

481 Oh no. It's the jerry vs. jury discussion. Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 11:36 PM Quick! Someone toss out the "clips vs magazines" debate, else we'll be here all night.. (and you thought I was going to say Remington vs. Mossberg)

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)

482 When did Howard Schultz make his statements about people who only support traditional marriage not welcome in Starbucks? That seems an odd stance for him to take.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 11:37 PM (RZ8pf)

__________________

I believe he was talking to the Starpukes Stockholders.  I believe he is choosing ........ poorly.  Pissing off 70% of the population is not a good business model.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 07:40 PM (jucos)

483 461 Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 11:36 PM (lr3d7)

Not at all.  The Bars can stay open(apartment complexes etc etc) because hey some customers walk in it is the private CARS that are the problem.

I get that like JWest you are in love with other people controlling other people's property as a hobby but my analogy above is more apt than your dodge champ.

This move was an attack on every Leasor and Leasee except from my reading those who are in a corporate apartment arrangement.

It precludes homeowners from renting.

This is insane.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:40 PM (TE35l)

484 (and you thought I was going to say Remington vs. Mossberg) Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 11:40 PM (JMmQ9) That's just silly. I mean, does Remington have a DD line of shotguns? Mossberg ftw.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 07:41 PM (JpFMR)

485 22f here feels like 22f with a not cold enough beer

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:41 PM (/d6ad)

486

Went to Academy (sporting goods store) today to get  Lubbock bound daughter some warm gloves and  a winter jacket.  You see none of that stuff was available in July and August before she left for TxTech.

 

Well,  nearly all  of their heavy duty winter gear stock has been severly depleted.  We found gloves in her size, but had to take a jacket in large rather than medium.  No other stores in the immediate area had that jacket at all or in any other size except large.

 

There was plenty of spring-weight running and workout  togs available.  And the Clearance racks were full of shorts and Texans jerseys.

 

We had shopped online for cold weather stuff but had found many items out of stock in her size - Ladies medium / small.

 

I'm sensing that retailers are going light  on their  seasonal  inventory and will willingly miss out on late season sales  by being sold out  if it means not being stuck with surplus stock at the end of the season.

 

Buy your swimsuits now!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2014 07:41 PM (BAS5M)

487 Armadillo, honey, call it a night, you're done. I only see you post because I have ADHD and refresh a lot.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:41 PM (bp6gJ)

488 OSP beat me to it.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 07:42 PM (6bvBO)

489 480When did Howard Schultz make his statements about people who only support traditional marriage not welcome in Starbucks? That seems an odd stance for him to take. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 03, 2014 11:37 PM (RZ8pf) __________________I believe he was talking to the Starpukes Stockholders. I believe he is choosing ........ poorly. Pissing off 70% of the population is not a good business model.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 11:40 PM (jucos)

 

Plenty of latte sipping liberals out there to keep his business afloat.  He probably means supporters of traditional marriage only, and we'll hear how he doesn't want the money of bigots anyway.

 

That being said, pineapple, barbed wire, rectum, some assembly required.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 07:42 PM (b2cFu)

490 I had an Uncle Gerry. Don't know if he ever rigged anything.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 07:42 PM (g4TxM)

491 Quick! Someone toss out the "clips vs magazines" debate, else we'll be here all night.. (and you thought I was going to say Remington vs. Mossberg) Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 11:40 PM (JMmQ9) Glock vs. 1911 or 9mm vs. .45

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:42 PM (/d6ad)

492 Mossberg ftw. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 11:41 PM (JpFMR) I enjoy both. and I will soon be distributing gun metal gray ribbons for my crusade against fire arm prejudice.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 07:43 PM (XIxXP)

493 (and you thought I was going to say Remington vs. Mossberg) Posted by: AltonJackson ---------------------------------- Hold it...., there is no debate there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:43 PM (aDwsi)

494

If anybody is watching, the Orange Bowl is pretty good. OSU and Clemson.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 07:43 PM (L3omv)

495 MOPAR vs. anything

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:43 PM (aDwsi)

496 Although, heat tape to go around 75 feet of pipe will be pricey.  Beats the alternative.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 07:44 PM (6bvBO)

497 I enjoy both. and I will soon be distributing gun metal gray ribbons for my crusade against fire arm prejudice. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 11:43 PM (XIxXP) Ha! I think I'll just keep wearing my Smith&Wesson tshirt.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 07:44 PM (JpFMR)

498 Looks like "armadillo" keeps getting hit by the TB3K ... I've seen not-so-back-country roads in Texas with this many carcasses. "Learnin' " can be tough sometimes.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 03, 2014 07:44 PM (FlRtG)

499 This should be a big deal. http://tinyurl.com/llnjaac The benefits that were stolen from veterans was only $6 billion over ten years as I recall

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 03, 2014 07:44 PM (BZAd3)

500 >>>>DD line of shotguns? Mossberg ftw. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 11:41 PM (JpFMR) DD line? clarification?

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:44 PM (/d6ad)

501 I am in fact a subscriber to MN Retard Monthly. Though I just read it for the pictures. Posted by: weft cut-loop Like centerfolds of Jesse Ventura and Al Franken?

Posted by: The Farmer at January 03, 2014 07:44 PM (eBupg)

502 Fuckin' Mizzou quarterback. Geez...get him outta there.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:44 PM (bCEmE)

503 Pick six Okie State.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 07:44 PM (g4TxM)

504 sure hope colorado alex is a better * blues dancer* than debater ..what a maroon.

Posted by: armadillo at January 03, 2014 07:45 PM (qQk+U)

505 WTF is Blues Dancing?  The only thing that should be done while listening to the Blues is Cigarette Smoking and Drinking.  That's it. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 07:45 PM (jucos)

506 Scratch that. Penalty negates it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 07:45 PM (g4TxM)

507 Hey, horde! Haven't read the comments,  yet.

Anyone see the Megyn Kelly thing  about female Marines unable to make  the minimum standard? OMG! I had to interrupt hubby a few times, during his TV watching, to shout and proclaim! The real  topper was  the theory, posited by Kelly, playing devil's advocate,  not her words, that upper body strength  is... wait for it... a social construct.  Yep.  Girls don't get to participate in the same activities that boys do, and therefore they  miss the opportunities that males have to develop upper-body strength. As Dennis Prager would say, this is something you have to go to graduate school to believe.

Posted by: kalneva at January 03, 2014 07:45 PM (XyrkB)

508 499 The Farmer at January 03, 2014 11:44 PM (eBupg)

I damn near went blind when Weft-Cut Loop showed me the Ray Maddow and Christy Hayes Double Centerfold....

thing is I was praising God I couldn't see....so there's that.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:46 PM (TE35l)

509 Although,heat tape togo around 75 feet of pipewill be pricey. Beats the alternative. Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 11:44 PM (6bvBO) Yeah, it is, someone said Insulate. Maybe a combination of the two would suffice. Less tape more insulate.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 07:46 PM (XIxXP)

510 Whoa...controversial call in the Mizzou game. Interception by OSU run in for a touchdown....called back for pass interference.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 07:46 PM (bCEmE)

511 I'll try to find the link and pass it along, but the new Police Chief in Detroit (Rock City) made a public statement the other day; something to the effect of "the City would be much safer if more people had concealed carry permits". I'll try to find a link; but will probably fail. Because: drinking. There's always tomorrow...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:46 PM (JMmQ9)

512 DD line? clarification? Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 11:44 PM (/d6ad) Duck Dynasty. Although I just double checked and it's Duck Commander, not Duck Dynasty.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 07:46 PM (JpFMR)

513 Whoever made the 'Al Franken' post last night about snorting the mercury out of thermometers, I'm still chortling over that one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

514 My apologies. That was reported by someone here and I did not check it out, What he actually said (His name is Schultz. Bezos is Amazon) is that the company supported fdversity and for someone who protested against the vocal support of Schulltz for gay marriageLast year. Starbucks endorsed a Washington state bill to legalize gay marriage, and released a statement saying it was "deeply dedicated to embracing diversity." The bill later became law. Sp apparently you're welcome in his store as long as you "embrace diversity" but he won't keep you out for your thought crime. I jumped the gun. I still will support the independent coffee shop which no doubt supports gay marriage but doesn't say "If you want t a better investment on your money take your shareholder money somewhere else" which is what he told investors who were upset at the decision by Starbucks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 07:47 PM (BC6cY)

515 502 Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 11:45 PM (jucos)

I always thought "Blues Dancing" was that one night in a hundred while listening to the blues you had a person in bed with you and well "dancing" as they say....

I hear Jharles Chonson plays a mean Jazz Flute.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:47 PM (TE35l)

516 I'm still chortling over that one. Posted by: Mike Hammer
---------------------------

My old truck was chortling on the way to the liquor store tonight. I think the carburetor floats are set to low.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:48 PM (4Mv1T)

517  WTF is Blues Dancing? The only thing that should be done while listening to the Blues is Cigarette Smoking and Drinking. That's it.

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 11:45 PM

 

Perhaps. But it exists. I've seen it and I won't judge. Especially if they're paying. It's a sort of drunken shuffle with the occasional stomp and/or full body twitch.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 07:48 PM (9gNQd)

518 475 Update on sump pump. Outlet line was frozen. Not covered by home warranty, but the pump is working. Mrs. Crank is getting the estimate now, not cheap I'm sure since they splice in a new line. Need to figure out how to keep this from happening again.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 11:38 PM (b2cFu)


Heat tape, wrap it up and plug it in.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 03, 2014 11:39 PM (XIxXP)



I'm not sure that's good for plastic pipes.



How many years have you (CC) been in the house? This does seem to be exceptional weather. Oh, and you might see if you can increase the slope of the pipe at the point it exits the basement -- that'll increase the speed of transit as it's going outside and make the water less likely to have time to freeze before it exits the pipe.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 07:48 PM (T1005)

519 Oh, the Cotton Bowl is on too. I guess I should look at the TV listing now and then. I was watching the PGA event out there in nice, warm, sunny Hawaii. I might watch the replay later on just because it looked so damn nice. Not quite as cold here in the NoVA (18 degrees or so) as it is in some parts of the US, but it will be a whole 1 degree come Monday. I blame Al Gore.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 07:49 PM (L3omv)

520 Duck Dynasty. Although I just double checked and it's Duck Commander, not Duck Dynasty. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 03, 2014 11:46 PM (JpFMR) **** I'm a remington 870 peep. not to harsh on Mossberg, but the 870 'feels' better to me not that they don't hold up equally as good

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:50 PM (/d6ad)

521 I did find a link: http://tinyurl.com/ll8l76w It's not the whole story, but it's a start

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

522 508 The Detroit police chief's story link can be found at Hot Gas. Go at your peril, or I can get it for you as I'm only semi inebriated.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 07:50 PM (ojnk6)

523 508 AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 11:46 PM (JMmQ9)

Correct, and it was a gutsy call and the right one IMHO with a department with severe budget issues and logistics issues.

It is a politically painful one perhaps because he is running headlong into his party doctrine on the issue but he now has criminals wargaming the chance they will get a 9mm pain reliever when they rob or B+E.

THAT is "leadership" and "governing" he did not evict every renter in the city.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:50 PM (TE35l)

524

Yeah, it is, someone said Insulate. Maybe a combination of the two would suffice. Less tape more insulate

 

OSP, if it gets that cold, all heat tape then insulation.  Little bro had his sewer line freeze because he skimped on the heat tape.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 07:50 PM (6bvBO)

525 I already gave up Starbucks. Now this will ensure I don't give them any future business when on the road. Hello Dunkin' Donuts. Anyone try their new chocolate glazed donut coffee yet?

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 07:50 PM (LsJl8)

526 I always thought "Blues Dancing" was that one night in a hundred while listening to the blues you had a person in bed with you and well "dancing" as they say....

I hear Jharles Chonson plays a mean Jazz Flute.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 11:47 PM (TE35l)

_________________

Someone would listen to the Blues while bumping uglies?  Not me.  Cahrles Jhonson plays the Skin Flute I think....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 03, 2014 07:50 PM (jucos)

527 "My old truck was chortling on the way to the liquor store.." TR - Perhaps it was merely amused.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:50 PM (aDwsi)

528 That being said, pineapple, barbed wire, rectum, some assembly required. Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 11:42 PM (b2cFu) And fire. Lots of it.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 07:51 PM (/gJVs)

529 BC1981 & Others worried about Jane DÂ’Oh, She may be sick. I havenÂ’t done much for three weeks. I went to work every day last week and then got sick again Saturday. I initially got sick on December 13. I havenÂ’t called friends back, and answered emails. I have posted here because IÂ’ve been taking very long naps, 6 + hours and followed by one or two more. A friend of mine told me that there is a bad flu going around that the flu shot doesnÂ’t help with. IÂ’m going to rest because now & I had this a week & a half ago itÂ’s hard for me to take a deep breath. Jane may be sick. Good night everyone.

Posted by: Carol at January 03, 2014 07:51 PM (z4WKX)

530 514 otho at January 03, 2014 11:48 PM (9gNQd)

so it's drunk walking with a hop?

well okay there but for the grace of God go I...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:51 PM (TE35l)

531 The no renting law is crazy. That is a Fifth Amendment taking of the use of the property. If people do bad things, punish those people. Good grief.

Posted by: Beagle at January 03, 2014 07:51 PM (sOtz/)

532 It's sort of a drunken shuffle with the occasional stomp and/or full-body twitch. ---- Huh. All this time I thought my weird cousin was suffering seizures at weddings. Turns out he was blues dancing.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 07:52 PM (OCpDa)

533 441 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 11:32 PM (BC6cY) I haven't set foot in a Starbucks in over a year because of that statement. Mrs. Nerd doesn't mind that as much as she misses being able to shop at HEB. But when you lobby the TX legislature to kill an anti-sanctuary city law, or tell me that I'm not welcome in your business because I support traditional marriage, then I will spend my money elsewhere, fuck you very much.

Posted by: Yep, I'm a nerd - lurkey-lurkerson at January 03, 2014 07:52 PM (FCgaq)

534 Little bro had his sewer line freeze because he skimped on the heat tape. Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 11:50 PM (6bvBO) whetr TF you at? who has to insulate there sewer line? Todd Palin is that you?

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 07:52 PM (/d6ad)

535 Apparently Schultz just bullied the shareholder: http://tinyurl.com/m3d2nmr I understand Seattle is a very lovely city. I don't want to go there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 07:52 PM (BC6cY)

536 AND IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

"@JAMyerson
If I have to answer for Soviet gulags, these market/capital twits have to answer for climate collapse, the greatest genocide in history."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 07:53 PM (dwArK)

537 Hello Dunkin' Donuts. Anyone try their new chocolate glazed donut coffee yet?

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 11:50 PM (LsJl


do they have WiFi?


I may have to stop in there

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:53 PM (9GG/0)

538 Little bro had his sewer line freeze because he skimped on the heat tape. Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 11:50 PM (6bvBO) Now that's what I call a sticky situation! Seriously, I work for a plumber occasionally and those guys must be more inured to filth than a slaughterhouse worker. The freezer at his house looks like he had been gutting fish in there since 1980.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 07:53 PM (/gJVs)

539 Winter is here. Be careful out there morons. Earlier today, I rode my bicycle into a park in the hills a couple of miles to the east, and it was about 65F.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 03, 2014 07:53 PM (G5cc0)

540 528 Beagle at January 03, 2014 11:51 PM (sOtz/)

No comrade a house is no different than stock...

cities have the right to destroy your property for your use lightly with no restitution or due process...

it's called "governing"

//MN Logic

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:54 PM (TE35l)

541
I'm not X, and don't agree with him regarding marijuana legalization, so go fuck yourself.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 03, 2014 11:31 PM (lr3d7)


In no manner was I attempting to include you in my criticism of libertarians in general.  I was referring to ones I have argued with in the past.  I know nothing of your positions, and did not intend my comment as an attack upon you. 


That being said, I think you and I have a strong disagreement on the role of municipal government in our lives, as well as their chosen methodologies.


I know many people who's lives have been ruined by the local municipality.  In 1978, a law was passed in this state allowing municipalities to tear down houses by simply calling them a nuisance, and without the need to go through a court proceeding.


I personally feel that a state legislature should not be able to trump the fifth amendment, but apparently the legal system feels otherwise.  (Another bunch that needs to be tarred and feathered.)  


"nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."


As far as i'm concerned, municipal governments have too much power, and too little check on their abuses. 

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 07:54 PM (XnALK)

542 oh man, the DD near me has wifi
yeah, no more Starbucks

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 07:54 PM (9GG/0)

543 It's weird how Samuel L Jackson looks like one of those little pug dogs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2014 07:54 PM (czg0O)

544 Surly crowd tonight. Think I'll sit here and drink and watch the foosball game. Don't beat each other up too much. Later.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 03, 2014 07:54 PM (g4TxM)

545 529 Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 11:52 PM (OCpDa)

Blues Dancing convinced me to quit drinking wine by the gallon....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:55 PM (TE35l)

546 I wonder if the Ohio State - Clemson game is going to end with Urban Meyer punching a player. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2014 07:55 PM (hcHS/)

547 GGE and I met for coffee and doughnuts as he was passing through. Dunkin Donuts. Tab was probably $4.00.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

548 536 Winter is here. Be careful out there morons. Earlier today, I rode my bicycle into a park in the hills a couple of miles to the east, and it was about 65F. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 03, 2014 11:53 PM (G5cc0) Here in Denver, I was outside in a T-shirt all day.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 07:56 PM (/gJVs)

549 It's probably been said already here, but RIP Phil Everly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 07:56 PM (HVI5a)

550 No offense to anyone who lives in Seattle. Since DeBlasio became Mayor of NYC I don't want to go there either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 07:56 PM (BC6cY)

551 Rd brewer said the pug pic was really Ernest Borgnine on the set of Ice Station Zebra.

Posted by: CDR M at January 03, 2014 07:56 PM (LsJl8)

552 It's been proposed here before, If Teh Horde pools our money, we could buy Detroit (Rock City) and establish our toe-hold for The Moron Nation.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 07:56 PM (JMmQ9)

553 Evening everyone. Survived "Hercules" (lame) here in Boston to wake to no water, frozen pipes and a cracked dishwasher line which leaked through the floor into the den below. Had guys crawling all over with heat guns and the plumber here numerous times today, holes in the ceiling and walls and the pipes keep refreezing it is so cold. I have all faucets on currently and the heat cranked so high I will dream of tropical waterfalls. Or get heat stroke and wet the bed. So 2014 is starting out a treat.

Posted by: goldilocks at January 03, 2014 07:57 PM (ZdRy9)

554 533 - He's got to be spoofing...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 07:57 PM (aDwsi)

555 543 Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2014 11:55 PM (hcHS/)

It is a high pressure job....Buckeye fan gets a little zany about their coaches.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:57 PM (TE35l)

556 The punishment for Blues Dancing, in Peruvia, is 10-14 years of hard labor and / or 6 months in the barrel.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 07:57 PM (HWwP3)

557 so it's drunk walking with a hop?

well okay there but for the grace of God go I...

 

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 11:51 PM

 

Uhhhhh... not really. "Walking" and "a hop" implies  some degree of coordination and self awareness. "Drunk" is spot on though.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 07:57 PM (9gNQd)

558

@ Count de Monet

 

 

Dude.........I freakin' LIVE in Galveston, and even was on the electoral steering committee of a Galveston Councilman in the '10 campaign.

 

 

You have no idea of how screwed up the thing that passes for "politics" here, actually is.

 

 

Think the Seawall fiasco was a fiasco?  Wait'll you get a look at the Public Housing scamripoffshoveitupthetaxpayersasswithapinapplesidewayswithcayannepepper actually is!

 

 

The only thing Galveston has done right, is that Galveston County employees have the right to opt out of Social Insecurity, and participate in much more attractive NON-SS retirement plan which the County set up some decades ago.

 

 

Four more years till the house is paid off, then I'm OUTTA here.

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2014 07:57 PM (vvk2F)

559 533 AND IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

"@JAMyerson
If I have to answer for Soviet gulags, these market/capital twits have to answer for climate collapse, the greatest genocide in history."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2014 11:53 PM (dwArK)



HAHAHAHA!!!



The difference, of course, that Gulags were real (and maybe still are).....so someone needs to come back with, "well, trying to get grabby little mitts on other people's stuff was responsible for the Fall of Numenor" and see if anyone gets the joke.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 07:58 PM (T1005)

560 Good evening, Horde. It's cold out.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 07:58 PM (N/cFh)

561 Good one Hammer. 

I only wish the old truck was just having a chuckle to itself. It's older than my kids, and I think it's pissed that I make it go anywhere.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 07:58 PM (4Mv1T)

562 Really; I'm sorry I repeated something that I didn't check out, but didn't Starbucks say that if you had a concealed carry weapon you weren't welcome in the store either?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 07:58 PM (BC6cY)

563 550 goldilocks at January 03, 2014 11:57 PM (ZdRy9)

Here's hoping it works....

I feel like gatecrashing a TV weatherman's convention with a T-shirt that says "I survived getting a coke out of the fridge during cooling cycle LEVIATHAN!!!!

Wonder if they'd get the point?

Keep warm

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 07:59 PM (TE35l)

564 Good evening, Horde. It's cold out. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 11:58 PM (N/cFh) You're from Alberta! Suck it up!

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 07:59 PM (bp6gJ)

565 549 It's been proposed here before, If Teh Horde pools our money, we could buy Detroit (Rock City) and establish our toe-hold for The Moron Nation. Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 11:56 PM (JMmQ9) I propose that with the money raised we buy all of Detroit ($600), and use the rest to incinerate it with a nuclear device ($300,000) and make a high definition video from a safe distance ($40,000). I'm spitballing with those numbers, obviously.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 08:00 PM (/gJVs)

566 You're from Alberta! Suck it up!

Aren't Canadians born frozen?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:00 PM (HVI5a)

567 It's cold out. Posted by: Gingy ------------- Yeah, but you're surrounded by all of that knitty stuff. No sympathy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 08:00 PM (aDwsi)

568 so I've had a new sock every day since Turkey day. Bart the Mic is not so popular

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 08:00 PM (/d6ad)

569 "Four more years till the house is paid off, then I'm OUTTA here. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX" I love Galveston. We're heading there for our 17 year anniversary this month. (We're in Katy.) That being said, I wouldn't live there.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 03, 2014 08:01 PM (080XV)

570 @552

Referring of course to the infamous Woody Hayes incident, also against Clemson. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2014 08:01 PM (hcHS/)

571 528 The no renting law is crazy. That is a Fifth Amendment taking of the use of the property. If people do bad things, punish those people. Good grief.

Posted by: Beagle at January 03, 2014 11:51 PM (sOtz/)


The fifth amendment only seems to protect criminals nowadays.  I know people who've lost properties because the City called them a "nuisance." 


Apparently a judiciary process is no longer required for condemnation of a building they don't like. 



Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 08:01 PM (XnALK)

572 Aren't Canadians born frozen?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2014 12:00 AM (HVI5a)


I think they hatch in pools of icy water


or maybe it's icy Molson's

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 08:02 PM (9GG/0)

573 establish our toe-hold for The Moron Nation. Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 11:56 PM (JMmQ9) too cold and too flat, fuck that

Posted by: Bart the Mic at January 03, 2014 08:02 PM (/d6ad)

574 Bart the Mic is not so popular

Try my sock on for size then.

Posted by: Mila Kunis at January 03, 2014 08:02 PM (HVI5a)

575 561 Good evening, Horde. It's cold out. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 11:58 PM (N/cFh) You're from Alberta! Suck it up! Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 11:59 PM (bp6gJ) --- Holy crap look who just got a dose of home in winter! I'm merely stating a fact. I drove a friend to the airport today. I didn't wear a coat. (YES MOM I HAD ONE WITH ME).

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:02 PM (N/cFh)

576 566 Hobbitopoly at January 04, 2014 12:01 AM (080XV)

Galveston is a lot like NOLA a lot easier to love when it is not home I bet....

I am so impressed with the sanity of its municipal overlords I'd rather live in its twin on the bay that was made a ghost town....

http://tinyurl.com/mbgr9s3

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:03 PM (TE35l)

577 Didn't Starbucks say that if you had a concealed carry weapon you weren't welcome ---- No. There was a whole big thing about open carry in Starbucks that got out of hand.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 03, 2014 08:03 PM (OCpDa)

578 >>>Good evening, Horde. It's cold out. That's a fact. Winter sucks, and I will move to place without it as soon as possible.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 08:03 PM (eQJwb)

579 Holy crap look who just got a dose of home in winter! I'm merely stating a fact. I drove a friend to the airport today. I didn't wear a coat. (YES MOM I HAD ONE WITH ME). Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 04, 2014 12:02 AM (N/cFh) The lowest wind chill when I was there was -44. I'm still standing.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:03 PM (bp6gJ)

580 They're welcome to condemn the property I'm stuck with renting out to tenants at a loss of $400 per month...plus the semi-anal review by the HOA.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2014 08:03 PM (hcHS/)

581 Oh yeah, go NDSU!

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:04 PM (bp6gJ)

582 568 D-Lamp at January 04, 2014 12:01 AM (XnALK)

court cases are for losers....we are leaders

//Kelo Towns

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:04 PM (TE35l)

583 533 AND IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER! "@JAMyerson If I have to answer for Soviet gulags, these market/capital twits have to answer for climate collapse, the greatest genocide in history." Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2014 11:53 PM (dwArK) Not global warming, or climate change, but climate collapse. That sounds much more dramatic. I'm not on Twitter, but I hope he's getting reamed.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

584  If anyone cares I have a Pug named Bingo T. Pug, aka Lt. Commander Fatboy who was my late wife's. I got rid of my rowdy German Shepherd girl because she was too dangerous to have with a wife on a walker. I miss the German Shepherd but she went to a home with a large yard and a twelve year old boy so, that's okay. Lt. Commander Fatboy does not have a hat like that. Too bad. Of course I never forgave the German shepherd for eating my genuine coonskin cap. Now that I'm mostly bald I really miss that cap in winter.

Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 08:04 PM (eBnye)

585 I know you;re gone, Carol, but you've mentioned you don't want to go to a doctor because you don't wan t to bring germs there. Please go to the doctor, Carol. They are used to germs there, ;^) your brother needs you to be well and we are concerned about you

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 08:05 PM (BC6cY)

586 This anti-rental law reminds me of the insane ban on free plastic bags at grocery stores in LA County, which kicked in with the new year. Because some people are litter bugs, everybody must suffer.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 08:05 PM (bPxS6)

587 577 Big Fat Meanie at January 04, 2014 12:03 AM (hcHS/)

Yeah my "profit margin" this year is about -1700 bucks...

so like I said as long as since they are in the new found hobby of blowing up contracts gonna nail mine and the tenants....

blow up my contract with the bank by your magic powers too!

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:05 PM (TE35l)

588 "I am so impressed with the sanity of its municipal overlords I'd rather live in its twin on the bay that was made a ghost town... Posted by: Sven10077" I saw you mentioned Indianola earlier! My father's parents had some furniture that had Indianola stamped on the back as its entry point into the US. He offered it to me a few months ago, but we simply don't have any more room for more furniture, so we turned it down.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 03, 2014 08:06 PM (080XV)

589 climate collapse, the greatest genocide in history

wait... so who exactly has died due to "climate collapse"?  names please?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 08:06 PM (9GG/0)

590 576 The lowest wind chill when I was there was -44. I'm still standing. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 12:03 AM (bp6gJ) --- Pfft. Let's go spend a coupla days in Yellowknife in February.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:06 PM (N/cFh)

591 533: Climate collapse?? WTF is that? The climate at the moment is kind of frozen. Shit, its cold out.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 08:06 PM (L3omv)

592 581 If anyone cares I have a Pug named Bingo T. Pug, aka Lt. Commander Fatboy who was my late wife's. I got rid of my rowdy German Shepherd girl because she was too dangerous to have with a wife on a walker. I miss the German Shepherd but she went to a home with a large yard and a twelve year old boy so, that's okay. Lt. Commander Fatboy does not have a hat like that. Too bad. Of course I never forgave the German shepherd for eating my genuine coonskin cap. Now that I'm mostly bald I really miss that cap in winter. Posted by: Peter at January 04, 2014 12:04 AM (eBnye) There's a huge pug in my neighborhood I've nicknamed "Pugzilla"

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 08:07 PM (/gJVs)

593 that knife vs. shovel fight is eye opening don't fuck with a guy with a shovel

Posted by: Bart the Mic/ Mila Kunis at January 03, 2014 08:07 PM (/d6ad)

594 Posted by: goldilocks at January 03, 2014 11:57 PM (ZdRy9) Sorry for your troubles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 08:07 PM (BC6cY)

595
'sup jackwagons

Talkin' about Finns......perfect time to beat a dead horse and link my favorite article on Finns, for about the 20th time here. Shit never gets old.

http://tinyurl.com/yd6xet3

And Simo Hayha killed at least 3/4 of a thousand commie cocksuckers, 1/2 a thousand as a sniper, the other 1/4 up close and dirty with a Suomi subgun. Plus, he was a TINY little dude, barely 5 ft tall. How he slaughtered commies while dragging around 200 lbs of solid brass balls I'll never know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2014 08:07 PM (MBqvE)

596 For some strange reason, the pug in a parka reminds me of the classic Tuesday Weld image:
http://popdose.com/flashback-matthew-sweet-girlfriend/

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 08:07 PM (bPxS6)

597 562 model_1066 at January 04, 2014 12:00 AM (/gJVs)

Cut, Jib, Newsletter....

that OR we can rent it to production companies shopping for wide action alien or post-extinction level event films and not even have to use the nukes...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:07 PM (TE35l)

598 12345678910 this Mila Kunis thing is not working so far

Posted by: Bart the Mic/ Mila Kunis at January 03, 2014 08:07 PM (/d6ad)

599 Epobirs: I think the plastic bag ban is just for the city of LA, not the county.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:07 PM (HVI5a)

600 Later folks.  I plan to get stuff done in the morning. 



Posted by: D-Lamp at January 03, 2014 08:08 PM (XnALK)

601 543: Heh!

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 08:08 PM (L3omv)

602 and who exactly is he referring to when he says "these market/capital twits"?  Wall Street bankers?  corporate CEOs?  anyone who is a capitalist?  anyone who participates in a market of any kind (including himself)?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 08:08 PM (9GG/0)

603 I wonder what year and where this wind chill crap started? It's just that more depressing.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 03, 2014 08:08 PM (TI3xG)

604 Pfft. Let's go spend a coupla days in Yellowknife in February. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 04, 2014 12:06 AM (N/cFh) Naw, I'll ask my folks about that.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:08 PM (bp6gJ)

605 Bart/Mila, just head for the chat section at lonelyguysinbasements.com.

Trust me, they'll LOVE you there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:09 PM (HVI5a)

606 "@JAMyerson
If I have to answer for Soviet gulags, these market/capital twits have to answer for climate collapse, the greatest genocide in history."

 

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2014 11:53 PM

 

The climate fell on millions of people and squashed them?

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 08:09 PM (9gNQd)

607 "They're welcome to condemn the property I'm stuck with renting out to tenants at a loss of $400 per month...plus the semi-anal review by the HOA."

Where is this HOA? West Hollywood? San Francisco?

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 08:09 PM (bPxS6)

608 It's a bit nipply outside.

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at January 03, 2014 08:09 PM (BAS5M)

609 Is heat tape safe to use on PVC?  Beats the hell out of the ~$800 I'm out for this repair.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 08:10 PM (b2cFu)

610 How he slaughtered commies while dragging around 200 lbs of solid brass balls I'll never know. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2014 12:07 AM (MBqvE) **** isn't he the guy when teh sensative reporter asked if it was hard killing people in war.... he answered something like "well yes it is hard, they run from cover to cover and zig-zag and keep their heads down"

Posted by: Bart the Mic/ Mila Kunis at January 03, 2014 08:10 PM (/d6ad)

611 This Mizzou/OSU game is craaaaazy.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 08:10 PM (bCEmE)

612 532---- Apparently Schultz just bullied the shareholder: Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2014 11:52 PM (BC6cY) ------------------------------ So it would seem. The shareholder had a perfect right to question a policy that clearly cost the company money. The lunatics are running the asylum.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 03, 2014 08:11 PM (dfYL9)

613 Speaking of Gerrys, my college town of Starkville, MS lost a legend the other day.  I remember running into him in the early 90s, a helluva guy.  And he lived the Moron lifestyle to the end.  RIP Gerry, I'm hoisting a cold one for you.

http://tinyurl.com/mcsszhn

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2014 08:11 PM (sBXOp)

614 Is heat tape safe to use on PVC?

This is no time to be messing around in your black S&M unitard, ConsCrank.
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Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:12 PM (HVI5a)

615 This Mizzou/OSU game is craaaaazy. Posted by: Tami at January 04, 2014 12:10 AM (bCEmE) I love how in my TV listings the game was scheduled from 8-11:30 p.m. (eastern). The first half ended around 10.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:12 PM (bp6gJ)

616 It's 15 degrees here got the thermostat set on 68 cause the hubby gets cold, me I've get a thin blanket and a small fan that clips to the head of my bed, thank you lord for the hot flashes.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 03, 2014 08:12 PM (KuZ6A)

617 >>>Oh yeah, go NDSU! BOOO!!! Go Tigers!!!

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 08:12 PM (eQJwb)

618 crazy games, both of them

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 08:12 PM (ZPrif)

619 578: GO TOWSON!! :-0

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 08:13 PM (L3omv)

620 #596

I'm many miles outside of the City of Los Angeles. It's in all unincorporated areas of the county. A lot of municipalities have also adopted it.

http://ladpw.org/epd/aboutthebag/

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 08:13 PM (bPxS6)

621 Is heat tape safe to use on PVC? Beats the hell out of the ~$800 I'm out for this repair. Posted by: Conservative Crank
----------------------------

In the absence of a lucid opinion here, Bing/Google is your friend.

I live in a southerly clime and can't answer the question. Wish I could.

It's still cold as hell here, just not a block of ice like everywhere else.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 08:13 PM (4Mv1T)

622 BOOO!!! Go Tigers!!! Posted by: DC in Towson at January 04, 2014 12:12 AM (eQJwb) 616 578: GO TOWSON!! :-0 Posted by: puddleglum at January 04, 2014 12:13 AM (L3omv) I'm sure we'll meet again tomorrow.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:14 PM (bp6gJ)

623 596 Epobirs: I think the plastic bag ban is just for the city of LA, not the county.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2014 12:07 AM (HVI5a)



It's a tribal "blue area" thing -- we've got a bunch of it up here in Silicon Valley, but it's on a city-by-city basis. Funny thing about it, though....it's like handkerchiefs and kleenex for blowing your nose, reusable bags increase the number of incidents of food contamination.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 08:14 PM (T1005)

624 Hi Sven. Just the weather channel "Squirrel!" making something out of nothing (frozen pipes and frozen ass notwithstanding) a snowstorm in January has to be "OMG Winter Storm Hercules!!!", and ignoring really important matters. Everyone has to be a "survivor" or a "victim" of something lately, no? And FFS, I thought that Rolling Stone article had to be a parody. That writer is an assclown. Haven't these people ever picked up a goddamn 20th century history book? Is the whole freaking country Portlandia? So aggressively, relentlessly stupid? Where else could Rolling Stone magazine and rock and roll *exist* except for here?

Posted by: goldilocks at January 03, 2014 08:14 PM (ZdRy9)

625 577 and Sven, I'm in the same boat with a rental that brings in$500 less than mortgage. Tell me I can't rent it out anymore and I'll mail you the keys and take the short sale credit and IRS hit.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 08:15 PM (ojnk6)

626 crazy games, both of them Posted by: Flatbush Joe Thank goodness for picture-in-picture.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 03, 2014 08:15 PM (080XV)

627 The Orange Bowl is very silly right now. Neither team wants to win it I guess.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 08:15 PM (L3omv)

628 Ohio State is in the process of screwing the pooch. And it's too freakin' cold. But that's all I've got from my pathetic excuse for a life.

Posted by: joncelli at January 03, 2014 08:15 PM (/AYWV)

629 620 cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:14 AM (T1005)

bacteriological latency analysis of plastic studies how does that work?

//US Army Chemical Branch

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:16 PM (TE35l)

630 Anybody following the story about Chris Kluwe being cut from the Vikings?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:16 PM (HVI5a)

631 Thank goodness for picture-in-picture. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 04, 2014 12:15 AM (080XV) ^^^THIS Sometimes I need quadruple picture-in-picture.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:16 PM (bp6gJ)

632 Well it looks like Clemson will hang on.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 08:17 PM (L3omv)

633 Towson! Dave attended Towson. I may yet. We live a few minutes away.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:17 PM (N/cFh)

634 It's a tribal "blue area" thing -- we've got a bunch of it up here in Silicon Valley, but it's on a city-by-city basis. Funny thing about it, though....it's like handkerchiefs and kleenex for blowing your nose, reusable bags increase the number of incidents of food contamination. Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:14 AM (T1005) Dude, let me wipe my ass with your favorite shirt...it won't kill any trees, you know...it's like, totally green...to save the earth and stuff...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 08:17 PM (/gJVs)

635 well I'm going to bed now.
I think I will go to Dunkin Donuts for breakfast tomorrow. yum.
thanx for the suggestion
good night all, stay warm

Posted by: chemjeff at January 03, 2014 08:18 PM (9GG/0)

636 People store their reusable cloth bags in the truck of their car. Hot and moist. Perfect little petri dish. Avg person never washes the bags. They keep it in the trunk for convenience. And disease.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 08:18 PM (ZPrif)

637 >>>I'm sure we'll meet again tomorrow We shall indeed. Care to make a friendly wager on it?

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 03, 2014 08:18 PM (eQJwb)

638 Was beautiful out last night with the moon on the snow. Now it's just dark and freakin' cold. At least it's staying lighter longer.

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 08:18 PM (Q6HBD)

639 622 ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 12:15 AM (ojnk6)

My renter's a good kid, and I am using his payment to me to fill up a cookie jar that if he decides to buy my property I will aid him in filling up his downpayment if need be.

I got my utility out of the property as a domicile enough to justify the light loss and divestiture even at a wash or slight loss is worth the freeing up of my income flow to building another capital pool.

Remember we conservatives are the hardhearted greedy bastards.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:18 PM (TE35l)

640 ahh, he must the predicted climate collapse. You know, all those catastrophes that are going to happen but have yet to happen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2014 08:19 PM (czg0O)

641 Someone bullet point that Rolling Stone article for me, I aint clickin that shit.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 03, 2014 08:19 PM (WdbF7)

642 'night Chemjeff

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)

643 FYI, this Art Appreciation class has me all appreciatey and shit.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:20 PM (N/cFh)

644 627 qdpsteve at January 04, 2014 12:16 AM (HVI5a)

Nope didn't hear anything about it when it happened either....

I can't believe they cut a six figure average punter and replaced him with a league minimum one that performs within 5% of his YPK avg....

it just doesn't make sense....

must be some kind of conspiracy

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:20 PM (TE35l)

645 Someone bullet point that Rolling Stone article for me, I aint clickin that shit.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand


• Communist Manifesto

... and done.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 03, 2014 08:21 PM (dwArK)

646 Holy crap. Just saw a party/chat line commercial! Those are still around?

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 08:21 PM (Q6HBD)

647 #620

The rationale given by a supporter on the County Board of Supervisors, after the claims about landfill had been shown to be ridiculous, was that they get into the ocean to make seals choke. So do we crank up the littering laws? No, of course not, because that would mean going after the actual offenders rather than wielding power over everyone.

Have I mentioned that I cannot recall when there was last a member of the County Board of Supervisors I'd cross the street to piss on if they were on fire?

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 08:21 PM (bPxS6)

648 Someone bullet point that Rolling Stone article for me, I aint clickin that shit.

Adam, here ya go:

- Obamacare rocks
- Taxes are way too low
- Bush/GOP are evil and should be fed to wild dogs
- Occupy forever!!!

That should do it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:21 PM (HVI5a)

649 don't fuck with a guy with a shovel Posted by: Bart --------------- The guy with the biggest stick usually wins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 08:22 PM (aDwsi)

650 Speaking of Gerrys, my college town of Starkville, MS lost a legend the other day. I remember running into him in the early 90s, a helluva guy. And he lived the Moron lifestyle to the end. RIP Gerry, I'm hoisting a cold one for you. http://tinyurl.com/mcsszhn Posted by: Country Singer at January 04, 2014 12:11 AM RIP, Gerry. I've been to Starkville, Mississippi; and have dined at the original The Little Douey BBQ joint on a couple of occasions.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 08:23 PM (JMmQ9)

651 The Left promised an end to Poverty. The Right promised an end to Bureaucracy. Odin promised an end to the Frost Giants. Do you see any fucking Frost Giants? Vote Odin.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 08:23 PM (ZPrif)

652 Of course,  thanks everyone I figured as much.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 03, 2014 08:23 PM (WdbF7)

653 We shall indeed. Care to make a friendly wager on it? Posted by: DC in Towson at January 04, 2014 12:18 AM (eQJwb) If Towson wins, I'll come visit and buy you a beverage. If NDSU wins, I'll just smile.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:23 PM (bp6gJ)

654 638 Someone bullet point that Rolling Stone article for me, I aint clickin that shit. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2014 12:19 AM (WdbF7) Five Economic Reforms Millennials Should Be Fighting For 1. Guaranteed Work for Everybody 2. Social Security for All 3. Take Back The Land 4. Make Everything Owned by Everybody 5. A Public Bank in Every State

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 08:23 PM (bCEmE)

655 If enjoying watching Oklahoma State lose makes me wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 03, 2014 08:23 PM (080XV)

656 Whoa Mizzou!!!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 08:24 PM (bCEmE)

657 FYI, this Art Appreciation class has me all appreciatey and shit. Posted by: Gingy ---------------- Haven't gotten to the Jackson Pollack yet, I assume?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 08:24 PM (aDwsi)

658 Sven, at Deadspin the consensus re Kluwe/Vikings is as follows:

- Why keep Kluwe on for over a mil when they can get someone competent in the same position for less than a third of that
- Kluwe was a pain in the ass because of his quite vocal support for gay marriage.

FWIW whatever you think of Kluwe's activism, he strikes me as quite the narcissistic liberal douche.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:24 PM (HVI5a)

659 633 People store their reusable cloth bags in the truck of their car. Hot and moist. Perfect little petri dish.
Avg person never washes the bags. They keep it in the trunk for convenience. And disease.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 12:18 AM (ZPrif)


Myself, I like the way they stick together after you use 'em to haul a leaky load of meat. Makes me think that the produce I haul the next time could be broth-flavored.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 08:24 PM (T1005)

660 Five Economic Reforms Millennials Should Be Fighting For

6. Free weed!!!!1

We're boned, aren't we.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 08:24 PM (Xfl0F)

661

566 "Four more years till the house is paid off, then I'm OUTTA here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX"

I love Galveston. We're heading there for our 17 year anniversary this month. (We're in Katy.)

That being said, I wouldn't live there.

 

 

 

 

You and Count de Monet give me a holler (email in nic), and we'll do a mini Moron Meet here on the Island.

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2014 08:24 PM (vvk2F)

662 650 We shall indeed. Care to make a friendly wager on it? Posted by: DC in Towson at January 04, 2014 12:18 AM (eQJwb) If Towson wins, I'll come visit and buy you a beverage. If NDSU wins, I'll just smile. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 12:23 AM (bp6gJ) --- Whatever. You have to come visit anyway.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:24 PM (N/cFh)

663 Looks like Mizzou showed up in time.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:24 PM (bp6gJ)

664 5. A Public Bank in Every State ------------------ Banks will no longer be necessary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 08:25 PM (aDwsi)

665 636 I'm working the samekind of thing on my unfortunately timed purchase ofa Mountain retirement home. Were I among the deadbeat D class, the bank would have had my jingle mail in 2009 and I would be almost over the hit by now. Responsible cold hearted Conservatism do sometimes suck.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 08:25 PM (ojnk6)

666 And Missouri will win the Cotton Bowl. Damn, these Bowl games have been entertaining. I still think the Fiesta Bowl was the best one but not by much.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 08:25 PM (L3omv)

667 654 FYI, this Art Appreciation class has me all appreciatey and shit. Posted by: Gingy ---------------- Haven't gotten to the Jackson Pollack yet, I assume? Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 12:24 AM (aDwsi) --- Oh my god. I have to watch the biopic of him and write a paper on it. I found it on streaming tonight and watched it, what a douche.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:26 PM (N/cFh)

668 FWIW whatever you think of Kluwe's activism, he strikes me as quite the narcissistic liberal douche.

That.

I'm pretty sure that Tebow had some opinions. I'm even surer that it killed his career (more than that game against the Patriots). But he never played up like he was Maximus The Confessor reborn.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 08:26 PM (Xfl0F)

669 Ordinary morality is for ordinary people. I'm exceptional. That's the reason for the goat sex.

Posted by: aleister crowley at January 03, 2014 08:27 PM (9gNQd)

670 655 qdpsteve at January 04, 2014 12:24 AM (HVI5a)

Any punter less than Ray Guy would understand that they should probably shut the fuck up and kick not try to be a millionaire activist based on a fairly common hyper specialist skill set that MAYBE comes into play in a critical way 12-15 times a season....

That's just me...I am not a genius like Kwis Kwue is or anything....WTF do I know maybe the Vikings really DO suck b/c they let him go....

"maybe"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:27 PM (TE35l)

671 ..... what a douche. Posted by: Gingy -------------- Well, there you go. A+

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 08:27 PM (aDwsi)

672 You and Count de Monet give me a holler (email in nic), and we'll do a mini Moron Meet here on the Island. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX That sounds like fun! Galveston's a great place to sit and have a drink.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 03, 2014 08:27 PM (080XV)

673 I have to watch the biopic of him and write a paper on it. I found it on streaming tonight and watched it, what a douche. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 04, 2014 12:26 AM (N/cFh) Horde class project! Make "what a douche" into something academic-like.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:27 PM (bp6gJ)

674 I think I am actually too tired to finish this last scotch.

Shifting to lurk mode.
Hope I don't drool on the blog.

'night all.

Please stay warm and safe.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 08:28 PM (4Mv1T)

675 654 FYI, this Art Appreciation class has me all appreciatey and shit.

Posted by: Gingy
----------------

Haven't gotten to the Jackson Pollack yet, I assume?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 12:24 AM (aDwsi)


In my experience, Art Appreciation classes normally run chronologically....and the last weeks are the hardest to appreciate.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 08:28 PM (T1005)

676 Rolling Stone article in a nutshell: 1. Guaranteed Jobs For Everyone 2. Even Better, Guaranteed Income For Everyone 3. Also, Abolish Private Real Estate 4. Fuck It, Abolish Private Ownership of Anything 5. Oh, and Abolish Private Banks. Especially Banks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 08:28 PM (ZPrif)

677 That's TWO mentions of the Missouri Synod Lutherans THIS WEEK

Posted by: MAx at January 03, 2014 08:28 PM (b7yum)

678 Huh, Kluwe's stats from last year

22nd in Yards/punt
17th in Net Yards
31st in kicks inside the 20
27th in Fair Catches
7th in pay in a league with a hard cap

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 03, 2014 08:28 PM (WdbF7)

679 Do you see any fucking Frost Giants?

Not after our crew tore down the Jarl's rift in module G2

They've been thin on the ground since then

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 08:28 PM (Xfl0F)

680 I'm a fair weather Towson supporter. I'm not sure where in MD they are (near Baltimore somewhere). But I live in NoVA now and kind of feel obligated to root for them. So: GO TOWSON!!

Posted by: puddleglum at January 03, 2014 08:29 PM (L3omv)

681 670 I have to watch the biopic of him and write a paper on it. I found it on streaming tonight and watched it, what a douche. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 04, 2014 12:26 AM (N/cFh) Horde class project! Make "what a douche" into something academic-like. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 12:27 AM (bp6gJ) --- I probably could work that phrase into my "personal reflection" paper. I think my main prof might be a lumberjack. I posted a picture on Twitter yesterday.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:29 PM (N/cFh)

682 People store their reusable cloth bags in the truck of their car. Hot and moist. Perfect little petri dish. Avg person never washes the bags. They keep it in the trunk for convenience. And disease. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 12:18 AM (ZPrif) Myself, I like the way they stick together after you use 'em to haul a leaky load of meat. Makes me think that the produce I haul the next time could be broth-flavored. Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:24 AM (T1005) you are a botulism bag h8ter and you hurt small animals BOTULISM BAGS will save the planet! nineteenthy ####

Posted by: Sam Cloginstein of Battleborough, VT at January 03, 2014 08:30 PM (7tvod)

683 After what Bush did and obama did, banks are already quasi-public. Halfway there...just like the health insurance companies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2014 08:30 PM (czg0O)

684 662 ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 12:25 AM (ojnk6)

the thing to remember is so long as you can eat and aren't miserable you're doing the right thing, and the liberals can destroy the rules that work here for a bit but we can take the ethics and values we live by and make a go of it damn near anywhere.

I really do thing a break-up or a diaspora is coming.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:30 PM (TE35l)

685 boulder toilet hobo: exactamundo re Kluwe.

Although interestingly and from what I've heard, the one topic Kluwe seems careful not to mouth off about is Tebow, his career and his beliefs. I guess even he doesn't care to deal with the Robertson-level (and IMHO justified) conservative backlash that would result.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:30 PM (HVI5a)

686 Wooohoo Mizzou! Night all.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 03, 2014 08:30 PM (bCEmE)

687 Make "what a douche" into something academic-like. ---------------- Gingy can probably just copy us a couple of lines from her instructor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 08:30 PM (aDwsi)

688 I'm a fair weather Towson supporter.I'm not sure where in MD they are (near Baltimore somewhere). But I live in NoVA now and kind of feel obligated to root for them. So: GO TOWSON!! Posted by: puddleglum at January 04, 2014 12:29 AM (L3omv) Just north of Baltimore, inside 695 (the Baltimore beltway).

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:31 PM (bp6gJ)

689 1. Guaranteed Work for Everybody 2. Social Security for All 3. Take Back The Land 4. Make Everything Owned by Everybody 5. A Public Bank in Every State Posted by: Tami at January 04, 2014 12:23 AM (bCEmE) Can we close off a state and then send these 'betters' to implement it. Perhaps put CCTV around said state and charge for Pay Per View?

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 08:31 PM (Q6HBD)

690 Bed. Time to stack all of the available animals on top of the blanket.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 03, 2014 08:31 PM (aDwsi)

691 676 boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 12:28 AM (Xfl0F)

Black Razer does not care if it sucks down human souls or Scandi Pituitary Mutant  ones...

//Svendolf the Unwise

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:32 PM (TE35l)

692 OK, I'm out Be aware Carry a gun tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 08:32 PM (JMmQ9)

693 Kluwe also proved that he's the kind of unstable, grandstanding, activist dick who will try to destroy the reputation of teammates and coaches -- ie locker room poison, the type of person you can't relax around for fear anything you say he'll leak to the media.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 08:32 PM (ZPrif)

694 Funniest video I've seen in a long time. Deserves front page Ace of Spades billing: http://tinyurl.com/mzj5jr6 Crazy people!!

Posted by: KinLa at January 03, 2014 08:32 PM (+11Gt)

695 672 In my experience, Art Appreciation classes normally run chronologically....and the last weeks are the hardest to appreciate. Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:28 AM (T1005) --- This is a winter semester class, meeting only five times. Jackson Pollock comes before Frida Kahlo, and we did contemporary before impressionists. Also, lumberjack doofus tag-team professors.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:32 PM (N/cFh)

696 'night Hammer.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 08:33 PM (4Mv1T)

697 606 Is heat tape safe to use on PVC? Beats the hell out of the ~$800 I'm out for this repair. Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 12:10 AM (b2cFu) Yes. I haven't bought it in awhile, but they do have higher and lower wattages. Go lower. When you install the tape, make damn sure you don't wrap it on itself. It will burn itself through and short out. You can spiral it, but make the coils very long. If you can insulate the pipe, simply run it straight along the axis and tape it every 3-4 feet. Definitely, insulate the pipe.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 03, 2014 08:33 PM (j0Htx)

698 Accroding to the almighty Bing search, heat tape is safe to use on PVC.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 08:33 PM (b2cFu)

699 This is a winter semester class, meeting only five times. Jackson Pollock comes before Frida Kahlo, and we did contemporary before impressionists. Also, lumberjack doofus tag-team professors. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 04, 2014 12:32 AM (N/cFh) Question: Have you had to "appreciate" art in this class when your natural response was comprised of parts of Whiskey, Tango, and Foxtrot?

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:33 PM (bp6gJ)

700

644  Illegals LURVE to litter... why not it's not THEIR country...

...they just get free healthcare here

Posted by: MAx at January 03, 2014 08:34 PM (b7yum)

701 ...and 'night Alton.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 08:34 PM (4Mv1T)

702 Hah, Sven. White Plume ftw.

Gygax (pbuh) definitely did good dungeon-crawl.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 08:34 PM (Xfl0F)

703 679 People store their reusable cloth bags in the truck of their car. Hot and moist. Perfect little petri dish.

Avg person never washes the bags. They keep it in the trunk for convenience. And disease.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 12:18 AM (ZPrif)

Myself, I like the way they stick together after you use 'em to haul a leaky load of meat. Makes me think that the produce I haul the next time could be broth-flavored.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:24 AM (T1005)


you are a botulism bag h8ter

and you hurt small animals




BOTULISM BAGS will save the planet!
nineteenthy ####

Posted by: Sam Cloginstein of Battleborough, VT at January 04, 2014 12:30 AM (7tvod)



Actually, you might be on to something -- they're always talking about thinning the population. Maybe they're intentionally trying to have people get food poisoning so that the Death Panels can finish them off....TO SAVE GAIA!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 08:35 PM (T1005)

704 Flatbush Joe: also correct. Kluwe actually kinda/sorta admits to as much in his current Deadspin piece, although obviously he isn't the least bit apologetic about it.

My hunch is that he goes the Olbermann route, doing color commentary and what not at ESPN or somewhere, and tries to wring an MSNBC gig out of it. Hopefully he'll be every bit as successful as Keef in the long run.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:35 PM (HVI5a)

705 Accroding to the almighty Bing search, heat tape is safe to use on PVC. Posted by: Conservative Crank
------------------------

It is amazing what I discover I can fix with a few clicks of the mouse.

Good luck with the HT, CC.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 03, 2014 08:35 PM (4Mv1T)

706 If anyone just watched, or remembers, the 2001 film A Beautiful Mind, who sends the psychiatrist and his aides to subdue Nash in the first place?

Posted by: Vox Umbrarum at January 03, 2014 08:35 PM (R6JT1)

707 I read on the internet that Sandra Fluke's vajayjay is the ultimut 'Boner Garage'. anyone here know if that is true?

Posted by: Sam Cloginstein of Battleborough, VT at January 03, 2014 08:36 PM (7tvod)

708 what bothers kluwe most is the team doesn't miss him

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 03, 2014 08:36 PM (rn0EN)

709 /looked it up.

Okay, it was Larry Schick who did module S2.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 08:37 PM (Xfl0F)

710 687 Bed. Time to stack all of the available animals on top of the blanket.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 04, 2014 12:31 AM (aDwsi)

Must be a four dog night.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 03, 2014 08:37 PM (aVcgy)

711 696 Question: Have you had to "appreciate" art in this class when your natural response was comprised of parts of Whiskey, Tango, and Foxtrot? Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 12:33 AM (bp6gJ) --- My natural response to nearly everything is comprised of equal parts of whiskey, tango, and foxtrot.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:37 PM (N/cFh)

712 704 I read on the internet that Sandra Fluke's vajayjay is the ultimut 'Boner Garage'.



anyone here know if that is true?

Posted by: Sam Cloginstein of Battleborough, VT at January 04, 2014 12:36 AM (7tvod)


She can pretty much park all of them there, but I wouldn't count on getting them back in any usable condition.

Posted by: tcn at January 03, 2014 08:38 PM (fwcEs)

713 Is that where that phrase comes from? Three Dog Night.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 03, 2014 08:39 PM (czg0O)

714 696 This is a winter semester class, meeting only five times. Jackson Pollock comes before Frida Kahlo, and we did contemporary before impressionists. Also, lumberjack doofus tag-team professors.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 04, 2014 12:32 AM (N/cFh)


Question: Have you had to "appreciate" art in this class when your natural response was comprised of parts of Whiskey, Tango, and Foxtrot?

Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 12:33 AM (bp6gJ)



Wait a second -- heavy emphasis on contemporary, class project.....are you sure you need to watch or write anything, when you could just turn in some plastic-coated vomit on a plaque?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 08:39 PM (T1005)

715 DeadSpin is the #12th ranked sports site in the world. There is money in left-wing dickery, even in sports.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 08:39 PM (ZPrif)

716 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 12:30 AM (TE35l) I'm down with that, just getting tired of the no end in sight shit. It wouldn't take much more Gov interference in free markets get me to liquidate and go either out of country or Galt. The fact that I have a17 yo daughter here is the only thing that has stoppped me from buying a bar in Belize and flipping all this off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 08:39 PM (ojnk6)

717 Will Death Pannels be replaced by botulism bags in 2017? hmmm

Posted by: Sam Cloginstein of Battleborough, VT at January 03, 2014 08:39 PM (7tvod)

718 666 Ordinary morality is for ordinary people. I'm exceptional. That's the reason for the goat sex. Posted by: aleister crowley at January 04, 2014 12:27 AM (9gNQd) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-2NQnxDDJE

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 03, 2014 08:40 PM (AymDN)

719 My natural response to nearly everything is comprised of equal parts of whiskey, tango, and foxtrot. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 04, 2014 12:37 AM (N/cFh) Except when you have to smack youngsters around on New Year's Eve.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:41 PM (bp6gJ)

720 off dirty sock

Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 03, 2014 08:42 PM (7tvod)

721 711 Wait a second -- heavy emphasis on contemporary, class project.....are you sure you need to watch or write anything, when you could just turn in some plastic-coated vomit on a plaque? Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005) --- Thank heavens, I am not expected to actually produce any sort of art. If I were, I would respond with something I had knit. This class includes field trips to various museums. We are going to DC and Delaware next week then the following week will include a trip to Grounds for Sculpture in Princeton, New Jersey. I'm kind of excited about the Princeton trip, aside from having to spend 10 hours with Art students.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:42 PM (N/cFh)

722 Flatbush Joe: isn't Deadspin affiliated with Gawker?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2014 08:44 PM (HVI5a)

723 what bothers kluwe most is the team doesn't miss him Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 04, 2014 12:36 AM (rn0EN) With the kickers they have in reserve, you're right.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:44 PM (bp6gJ)

724 yep

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 08:46 PM (ZPrif)

725 713 ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 12:39 AM (ojnk6)

The boy is 14, I am seriously considering hedging my land purchases in at a minimum Canada as well as here and may add in belize and England if able.

The boy can go if need be to whichever spread is the freest and most stable.

I am getting a bit old to be a desirable immigrant 41 is almost "old" and my loyalty to "here" will probably sap the last part of my "yes please!" window barring my making a great success....

but as there is a town in Michigan bearing my surname there is also a town in Lincolnshire and streets in Atlanta, Toronto, Jamaica. and Australia...

my branch came here when we were forced to flee England for aiding those who told a King "no" and wound up on the wrong side of the Resumption....

somewhere along the way I guess a lot of my family must have forgotten what being "American" was despite having been here since the 1600s.....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:48 PM (TE35l)

726 It appears that the explosen/fire in a Somalai mosque in Minneapolis was not caused by a natural gass leak. Since the Nat Gas Co. said basically we are not plugged into this neighborhood. could be something to follow

Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 03, 2014 08:48 PM (7tvod)

727 Gawker sites: Deadspin, Gizmodo, i09, Jezebel, Kotaku, Jalopnik ie sports, tech, scifi, gossip, video games, cars

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 03, 2014 08:49 PM (ZPrif)

728 675 Huh, Kluwe's stats from last year

22nd in Yards/punt
17th in Net Yards
31st in kicks inside the 20
27th in Fair Catches
7th in pay in a league with a hard cap

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2014 12:28 AM (WdbF7)

 

A more cynical person might suggest that Kluwe jumped on the gay marriage bandwagon because he thought it might give him job security that his stats don't warrant.  Perhaps he thought that there would be some underground rule about "Don't fire the vocal supporters of gay marriage lest you make the NFL look homophobic," but that never happened.

 

And when that back benching end of career NBA player came out weren't all the journalist all excited that we'd probably see athletes in lots of sports coming out.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2014 08:49 PM (LI48c)

729 718 711
Wait a second -- heavy emphasis on contemporary, class project.....are you sure you need to watch or write anything, when you could just turn in some plastic-coated vomit on a plaque?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)
---
Thank heavens, I am not expected to actually produce any sort of art. If I were, I would respond with something I had knit.

This class includes field trips to various museums. We are going to DC and Delaware next week then the following week will include a trip to Grounds for Sculpture in Princeton, New Jersey. I'm kind of excited about the Princeton trip, aside from having to spend 10 hours with Art students.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 04, 2014 12:42 AM (N/cFh)



Of course it wouldn't be expected....but aren't you getting lecture after lecture about how art is the ultimate form of communication, transcending all boundaries? When instructors say that -- and believe it -- it means that you could slip the aforementioned plaque in and get the top grade in the class, 'cause you transcended the boundaries of taste, decorum, assigned work, and responsibility.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 08:49 PM (T1005)

730 723 Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 04, 2014 12:48 AM (7tvod)

the Somalis were fracking....

thank God Obama is here to prevent its spread.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:50 PM (TE35l)

731 "@JAMyerson If I have to answer for Soviet gulags, these market/capital twits have to answer for climate collapse, the greatest genocide in history." Posted by: weft cut-loop LMAO, this one is so stupid and delusional I'm surprised they came remember how to breathe!

Posted by: The Farmer at January 03, 2014 08:50 PM (eBupg)

732 I wonder if the weather will force some Easterners to give up their CES plans. I'll driving out to Las Vegas on Sunday and staying through Friday for work.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 08:51 PM (bPxS6)

733 Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 04, 2014 12:48 AM (7tvod) Damn Christians and their Christmas lights.

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 08:51 PM (Q6HBD)

734 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 12:48 AM (TE35l) I'm thinking that unless the Canadian universities tighten up their standards a lot in the next few years your kid should be able to go to quite a few schools up there. McGill, Queens and Toronto are the biggies but if your kid is willing to look at the host of others all across the country your options should be great.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 08:51 PM (bp6gJ)

735 was despite having been here since the 1600s..... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 12:48 AM (TE35l) England is fucked bro. The muslims there are on the offense. Unless the EDL or another organization can reverse the current course, England will be islamic or have some terrible civil strife issues. AND since England already has some built in fascism look the foook out

Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 03, 2014 08:52 PM (7tvod)

736 Dear Leaders next target.. Vending machines.

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 08:52 PM (Q6HBD)

737  Good night, horde.

Posted by: Peter at January 03, 2014 08:53 PM (eBnye)

738 725 buzzion at January 04, 2014 12:49 AM (LI48c)

a REALLY cynical person might wonder if Basketball Jones didn't come out to try to whip up the Glee Mafia for the election and milk a few potential spare years to a rather less than illustrious career....

me, I don't give a fuck if Kwis Kwue fucks Telephone Poles whether as the pitcher or catcher...

you were hired to kick a little malformed ball downfield....

your other antics and commentary are kind of "not needed"

or as a great bit went back in '04...

"Do your job"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:53 PM (TE35l)

739 Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 12:48 AM (TE35l) I've found a bar in Caulker Cay with a 1 BR APT above it for only 135k, with an owner benefit of (not audited) 68K. Damn tempting, I tells ya. Daughter is off to School next year. Not much holding me here otherwise.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 08:53 PM (ojnk6)

740 the explosen/fire in a Somalai mosque in Minneapolis was not caused by a natural gass leak.

How does "quelle surprise" translate to any Cushitic language? I'd type it in Somali itself but, then, I'm not sure they ever developed an alphabet of their own.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 03, 2014 08:53 PM (Xfl0F)

741 could be something to follow Anti-Muslim Backlash!

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2014 08:54 PM (HWwP3)

742 Cthulhu, if those neckbeards can't tell I'm transcendent from looking at me, I don't think telling them will help.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:54 PM (N/cFh)

743 732 Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 04, 2014 12:52 AM (7tvod)

Maybe America's descent into madness is the Lord's way of sending the cousins back to Mother Anglia?

Get enough Americans in jolly ole the Jihadi Jims will calm right the fuck down.

I can't imagine the average Brit preferring them to us.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 08:55 PM (TE35l)

744 That frigging hitler thing never gets old.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2014 08:56 PM (FMbng)

745 Night, Horde.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 03, 2014 08:57 PM (N/cFh)

746 704 I read on the internet that Sandra Fluke's vajayjay is the ultimut 'Boner Garage'. anyone here know if that is true? Posted by: Sam Cloginstein of Battleborough, VT at January 04, 2014 12:36 AM (7tvod) Think hangar...747...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 08:57 PM (/gJVs)

747 G'night, Gingy!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 08:59 PM (T1005)

748 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 12:55 AM (TE35l) Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 12:53 AM (ojnk6) **** Don't go anyplace you will be disarmed, IMO so Switzerland or Israel are the only got to spots for me ===== I mean you can have howetzers in Somalia or the Congo but that is not the same

Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 03, 2014 08:59 PM (7tvod)

749 'Night Gingy. Outlook Calendar.. Please note Kathryn Winnick will grace cable on Feb 27th. War face on.

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 09:00 PM (Q6HBD)

750 731 Vendette at January 04, 2014 12:51 AM (bp6gJ)

He is leaning towards a trade school.

I am pondering sending him out to Alberta to learn hydraulics or diesel repair if that is what he wants.

The key to if/when we leave is my wife and son.

I can't go "home" to Canada if they won't go, and I am not going to bully them into it.  Wife has some interest and the GI bill so she is looking at McGill.  She brought up wanting to peruse the instant immersion French program for the French bonus points on the immigration battery.

My grandfather who lived in the Big A told me as a boy that America was where I belonged (this was maybe 77-7 as there was more economic liberty, and less union hassles.

He also said to me, if America goes socialist go to where you like the scenery and never forget "fools don't last on the tundra."

I miss him, he treated me like a thinking person not a dork child who couldn't reason.

Smart man he saw Hongcouver on the horizon and predicted the shale boom.

I wish he had lived to see both come to pass.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:01 PM (TE35l)

751 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:01 AM (TE35l) wait you are a CAnadian?

Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 03, 2014 09:03 PM (7tvod)

752 2 more beers and I will hit Sooper Genius level....

Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 03, 2014 09:03 PM (7tvod)

753 Night all. Here is "Spook Perv Happenings in the Snooker Hall" by Lawnmower Deth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7WKlP7_Cc8

Posted by: The Lawnmower Hat at January 03, 2014 09:05 PM (AymDN)

754 I just a flash of a Canadian version of Red Dawn with Sven in the gulag, sending his boy off to the resistance.

"Avenge me, eh?"

Posted by: Epobirs at January 03, 2014 09:05 PM (bPxS6)

755 Finally went back and watched ol' Adolf -- this was one of the best ones I've seen. The "everybody out who's just in it for the money" bit was well-played.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 09:05 PM (T1005)

756 748 Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 04, 2014 01:03 AM (7tvod)

Nope I was a lost Ohioan....

My parents split and my grandfather had holdings in Alberta and got custody of my brother and I for a bit.

The happiest time of my early life was in Alberta, Grandpa was an Ohioan born and bred.  Canada has very generous residency allowances if you have an economic interest in the nation past a certain point.  He probably could have immigrated but he was a fierce patriot WW2 vet.

Thing is he was not really a huge fan of the new deal or the price controls that were going on when I was born.

He and my grandmother taught me some mnemonic tricks and readings and some math early.....

I owe him a lot.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:06 PM (TE35l)

757 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:01 AM (TE35l) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:01 AM (TE35l) In Alberta and also Saskatchewan there are quite a few opportunities in the trades because of the shortages in manpower, but you have to be very careful about how the work experience transfers to the U.S. My brother has had this problem. At least you have some time for this to shake out. If necessary, try to get your kid into a place like the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology (NAIT) or its counterpart in Calgary (SAIT).

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 09:07 PM (bp6gJ)

758 A Three Dog Night is when it's really stinking cold, so you bring in three of the huskies and put one at your feet and one each side. Keeps the you, the bed, and the doggies warm. (I've only got a pair of terriers so I'm going to have to settle for a two dog night.) Good night, Horde. Stay warm and safe.

Posted by: joncelli at January 03, 2014 09:08 PM (/AYWV)

759 751 Epobirs at January 04, 2014 01:05 AM (bPxS6)

for curling, Labatt, maple syrup, tooques, and the MOUNTIES BOY AVENGE ME EH!

//Sven Abootment

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:08 PM (TE35l)

760 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:06 AM (TE35l) I was born in Ohio but I make my home in the MT, ID, WY part of the once great country

Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 03, 2014 09:09 PM (7tvod)

761 UGH. I just read that John Kerry is offering to send US troops to the borders of the "new state of Palestine"!

The 2-state “solution” offered by Clinton (thankfully Arafat said no) and the one offered by Powell (literally days before 9/11/01) were evil enough… but Kerry has surpassed them with this! I’ve always been against the US telling Israel what to do wrt “Palestine”, but *this* — using OUR troops to carry out their wicked plans — didn’t enter my imagination.

http://tinyurl.com/ldme89t

So, Obama just lost Fallujah to AQ today and he already lost Afghanistan. Willingly. Oh, but "Palestine" is worthy of our troops' presence!

I'm so disgusted right now.

Americans won't let this happen, though. America overwhelmingly supports Israel so I know they'll be against this as much as they were against our involvement in Syria. It just makes me so mad to see what their evil plans are.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 03, 2014 09:09 PM (KL49F)

762 Posted by: Epobirs at January 04, 2014 01:05 AM (bPxS6) The Aussie version of Red Dawn isn't too bad. Bit cheesy, but wayyyy better than the remake.

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 09:10 PM (Q6HBD)

763 I'll try again.  WTF, computer took a shit.  Probably have a new hash.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 09:10 PM (6bvBO)

764 754 Vendette at January 04, 2014 01:07 AM (bp6gJ)

Thanks Vendette, I figure if nothing else I may send his ass up there with a travel trailer and a stipend and working on Canadian certs.

If the worst comes to pass I'll either take part in resisting or I'll leave....

I am hoping this sickness passes here, and I am NOT a drama queen running off because Pelosi or Choom, or whomever won an election DOOM.

The United States is in the process of betraying the rule of law IMHO.....

it scares the shit out of me, I am in the "I want left be and as little help as possible thanks" caucus.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:11 PM (TE35l)

765 I was born in Ohio but I make my home in the MT, ID, WY part of the once great country Posted by: Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 04, 2014 01:09 AM (7tvod) *** wtf you outed yourself yo

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 09:12 PM (7tvod)

766 757 Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 04, 2014 01:09 AM (7tvod)

Wife is looking at MT or ND as well....

the harder the climate the fewer random visitors you get to entertain

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:12 PM (TE35l)

767 'nit!e horde, just had to see if it worked.  Stay warm

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2014 09:13 PM (6bvBO)

768 7tvod at January 04, 2014 01:12 AM (7tvod) Ummmmmm...what?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 09:14 PM (ojnk6)

769 Heard its going to be -22 in VA on Tuesday, I want the "Rev" Al Gore down here doing a global warming dance asap!

Posted by: JadedByPolitics at January 03, 2014 09:14 PM (PKwoi)

770 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:12 AM (TE35l) ND is our economic last stand is things go south in out current place

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 09:16 PM (7tvod)

771 Ummmmmm...what? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 01:14 AM (ojnk6) let is sink in some....

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 09:16 PM (7tvod)

772 ...and ChemJeff was awesome! An enjoyable meetup this evening. Interestingly, you can spot fellow morons in conversation by body language alone, from across the room. I recommend it.

Posted by: Piercello at January 03, 2014 09:17 PM (P4dpU)

773 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:11 AM (TE35l) Are there any places nearby where you could send him for summer internships, even if he isn't paid?

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 09:19 PM (bp6gJ)

774 A Three Dog Night is when it's really stinking cold, so you bring in three of the huskies and put one at your feet and one each side. Keeps the you, the bed, and the doggies warm. (I've only got a pair of terriers so I'm going to have to settle for a two dog night.) Good night, Horde. Stay warm and safe. Posted by: joncelli at January 04, 2014 01:08 AM Best I can manage is a One Dog Night; and as she's five and a half pounds soaking wet; she benefits more that I. Which is OK with me, small poodles need to be nurtured...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2014 09:20 PM (JMmQ9)

775 Americans won't let this happen, though. America overwhelmingly supports Israel so I know they'll be against this as much as they were against our involvement in Syria. It just makes me so mad to see what their evil plans are. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 04, 2014 01:09 AM (KL49F) Sorry to say this, but I think it will happen. America isn't America anymore. And there will be no push-back from citizens or the 'opposition party.'

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 09:21 PM (Q6HBD)

776 Posted by: Piercello at January 04, 2014 01:17 AM (P4dpU) Having been to a meetup, there is a certain vibe among Horde members that lets you know you're among friends.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 09:21 PM (bp6gJ)

777 Influenza sucks. /end

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 03, 2014 09:22 PM (qyfb5)

778 He is leaning towards a trade school.

I am pondering sending him out to Alberta to learn hydraulics or diesel repair if that is what he wants.###

I went to Vo Tech for powdered metallurgy. I do mostly wrought now in a test lab. But more powdered and 3D printed stuff is coming through my lab recently. If he is mechanical and likes science he should search who is teaching this tech now. My school is gone but there must be others out there.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 03, 2014 09:22 PM (TI3xG)

779 7tvod at January 04, 2014 01:16 AM (7tvod) If you're referring to NSA, I'm sure they've been busy with morons and ettes for years now. If not, I ain't grocking this...l

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 09:22 PM (ojnk6)

780

The greater upper body strength of men is a "social construct?" I knew a woman in college who lifted weights. Her upper body was about as toned as a female's body can get. That didn't prevent her from being raped by a guy who broke into her apartment. He didn't pull a gun on her either - he just beat the crap out of her.

 

 I get that Megyn was playing devil's advocate. There are still too damn many young women who have seen movies showing buff women kicking and beating up on guys and they think that represents some sort of reality - because they've never been actually attacked by a man.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 03, 2014 09:23 PM (R3gO3)

781 Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2014 01:21 AM (Q6HBD)

We thought Syria was a done deal, too, until it wasn't. 90% of  Americans cannot agree on what color the sky is, but they agreed Syria was a bad idea.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 03, 2014 09:23 PM (KL49F)

782 'Night, horde. Stay warm and safe.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at January 03, 2014 09:25 PM (080XV)

783 Crappy loss for Ohio State. Braxton Miller sure showed guts to take those hits and hang in there. I wanna know where our defense disappeared to for the last two games. Sheesh. #2 for Clemson sure was impressive. But you turn the ball over 4 times, you're a gonna lose. But for the love of God, Woody smacked that player 35 years ago! 35 fucking years! But ESPN just could not let it go. Really? Really? Every commercial leading up to the game all week, big segment during the pregame. After the game. Hell, half of the country doesn't even know who the hell Woody Hayes even was. Just give it a rest already. Gonna make it a point to put some roses on Woody's grave the next time we are in town. Oh well, on to basketball.

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at January 03, 2014 09:25 PM (1M/xn)

784 770 Vendette at January 04, 2014 01:19 AM (bp6gJ)

In those fields?

Maybe Diesel but he needs to get basic familiarity first.

We are in South Carolina and I do not know the lay of the business world here as well as I could.

In Louisiana I have contacts in the wrecking and repair business that have offered to put the lad up a summer if he is inclined and get practical experience with mechanical work or at least preventive maintaining like oil and lube work.

He shows some interest in it but I am also trying to keep him focused on his school work...."the eternal battle."

He's a good kid mostly, a little less driven than I was at his age, but I was already working and laying the groundwork to leave home.

He and I are living very different lives at age for age.

Mostly I feel good about that, but the one thing I fear is he is not as terrified of failure at a job as I was....

in his defense how could he be? He has never had one beyond chores yet.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:25 PM (TE35l)

785 My 775

I meant 3D metal printing.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 03, 2014 09:27 PM (TI3xG)

786 We thought Syria was a done deal, too, until it wasn't. 90% of Americans cannot agree on what color the sky is, but they agreed Syria was a bad idea. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 04, 2014 01:23 AM (KL49F) True. But the Paleos have a presence greater than the Syrians. It's a hot-button issue with leftards. I hope your right though.

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 09:27 PM (Q6HBD)

787 If you're referring to NSA, I'm sure they've been busy with morons and ettes for years now. If not, I ain't grocking this...l Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 01:22 AM (ojnk6) no dude my sock was Sam....in..NH but then I indicated I lived in MT, ID, WY cuz they are great states The NSA knows full well who I be. Same with the ATF hi guys, happy New Year! NSA Nancy hope the kids are well. Brad at ATF, just finished my YE paperwork and Fed Ex'd it

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 09:27 PM (7tvod)

788 754 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:01 AM (TE35l) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:01 AM (TE35l)


In Alberta and also Saskatchewan there are quite a few opportunities in the trades because of the shortages in manpower, but you have to be very careful about how the work experience transfers to the U.S. My brother has had this problem.

At least you have some time for this to shake out. If necessary, try to get your kid into a place like the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology (NAIT) or its counterpart in Calgary (SAIT).

Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 01:07 AM (bp6gJ)




If I can toss in 2 cents worth, here....your best bet today is to take two (or more) different things and become an expert on how they work together -- and not to get too attached to a "trade". Trades tend to be evaluated by tradesmen -- and this is bureaucratized to the nth in closed-shop states -- but it holds to a large extent everywhere. But if you are a synergy specialist, then even the best guys in one of your trades will give you work -- because he doesn't want to learn something new.



So learn a couple of things, and you can be your region's expert on computer-controlled HVAC systems, or electrical systems in class 100 cleanrooms, or fire suppression in high-voltage electrical substations -- 'cause then you'll still make a good living when folks who do computer science or HVAC; cleanroom design or electricians; linemen or extinguisher guys....are starving.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 09:27 PM (T1005)

789 775 The Hickster at January 04, 2014 01:22 AM (TI3xG)

There's machinists in my mom's side of the family tree and it is a feat I have abiding respect for.

My only fear is they will regulate it into the ground because "guns...evil."

He's got a bit yet, and if his mom and I are in a position to help a bit of a cushion.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:28 PM (TE35l)

790 757 Sam Hill in Bubbly Creek NH at January 04, 2014 01:09 AM (7tvod)


So you're a "Redoubter?"

I've thought of moving to that area, but nothing there in my line of work.  And it gets damn cold.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2014 09:30 PM (sBXOp)

791 okay well I stayed up late because wife is pulling duty but suddenly John Kerry is making sense on Israel....which means I am either brain damaged or in a semi-lucid state.

Israel is one of my red lines...

if the American people support the Democrats aiding in harming Israel it is another mark against this nation being worthy of any loyalty at all.

They will be inserting us into a warzone for the 3d and arguably 5th time with no pushback from the media that excoriated Bush for loving conflict....

At what point will the GOP attack this bastard?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:32 PM (TE35l)

792 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:25 AM (TE35l) It depends on the trade, and 4 years can make a difference. But speaking from my limited experience, a place like NAIT covers everything from the oil industry to natural resources to culinary. If you can kick his backside into summer experience, it will do him a world of good. I worked at a chemical plant during the summer once and I don't even work in that industry right now. But it was a great experience.

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 09:32 PM (bp6gJ)

793 7tvod at January 04, 2014 01:27 AM (7tvod) I hear ya. My purchases in the last 6 years have probably put me on a number of lists as well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 09:34 PM (ojnk6)

794 So you're a "Redoubter?" I've thought of moving to that area, but nothing there in my line of work. And it gets damn cold. Posted by: Country Singer at January 04, 2014 01:30 AM (sBXOp) no just a fuckin hick I glommed on to cthulhu's theory years ago. I went to school for accounting but learned data base mgt, so now I'm a hy-brid who can do both cuz accountants don't know shit about data bases/systems and data base/system guys know shit about accounting

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 09:35 PM (7tvod)

795 2 year old tested positive for THC in her system. Yay pot legalized! My view.. I dont't care about the legality, just don't expect me to pay. (And it will be bad in the long run.)

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 09:37 PM (Q6HBD)

796 Posted by: 7tvod at January 04, 2014 01:35 AM (7tvod)


Good position to be in.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2014 09:40 PM (sBXOp)

797 My only fear is they will regulate it into the ground because "guns...evil."

He's got a bit yet, and if his mom and I are in a position to help a bit of a cushion.###

They need machinists to make BMWs too. But the 3D metal parts I am working with are for niche market sensors. And small market stuff is really high profit if it works. And the company needs real skilled labor.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 03, 2014 09:40 PM (TI3xG)

798 Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:32 AM (TE35l) You are aware that Kerry is nowtalking about defending Palestine from Isreal using our troops, right?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 09:40 PM (ojnk6)

799  Night, y'all!

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2014 09:40 PM (sBXOp)

800 791 So you're a "Redoubter?"

I've thought of moving to that area, but nothing there in my line of work. And it gets damn cold.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 04, 2014 01:30 AM (sBXOp)


no just a fuckin hick

I glommed on to cthulhu's theory years ago. I went to school for accounting but learned data base mgt, so now I'm a hy-brid who can do both

cuz accountants don't know shit about data bases/systems and data base/system guys know shit about accounting


Posted by: 7tvod at January 04, 2014 01:35 AM (7tvod)



Which is pretty funny when, back in the days I learned it, accounting was all about maintaining paper databases.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 09:41 PM (T1005)

801 A little mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTNheCEUP_A My favorite version is Claudia Schmidt's, in which she reverses the roles, but I can't find it on YooTube. I think I have it on LP somewhere.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2014 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

802 okay well I stayed up late because wife is pulling duty but suddenly John Kerry is making sense on Israel....which means I am either brain damaged or in a semi-lucid state.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:32 AM (TE35l)


I think Kerry making sense on any fucking thing would suggest serious brain damage. Drugs, lack of sleep, and all the booze in Tennessee combined couldn't make that retarded douchetool sound like he's making sense.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2014 09:46 PM (FMbng)

803 Good position to be in. Posted by: Country Singer at January 04, 2014 01:40 AM (sBXOp) I like accounting but accountants in charge know shit about systems today. My old VP had the secretary log him in so he could approve entries. Then after they flooded the USA 10 years ago with DBA/system people from India, the system guys are all from India. So some of the Indians are awesome and some not as much !!!

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 09:46 PM (7tvod)

804
The Aussie version of Red Dawn isn't too bad. Bit cheesy, but wayyyy better than the remake.

 

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2014 01:10 AM

 

 

The what now?

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 09:46 PM (9gNQd)

805 795 ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 01:40 AM (ojnk6)

Yes if that is not a point of no return for some Christians I do not know what would be....

I hate the smoke alarms that are connected to a house's power...

the games they played with the grid have my bedroom chirping at me now.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:47 PM (TE35l)

806 I'm out. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at January 03, 2014 09:48 PM (bp6gJ)

807 794 My only fear is they will regulate it into the ground because "guns...evil."

He's got a bit yet, and if his mom and I are in a position to help a bit of a cushion.###

They need machinists to make BMWs too. But the 3D metal parts I am working with are for niche market sensors. And small market stuff is really high profit if it works. And the company needs real skilled labor.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 04, 2014 01:40 AM (TI3xG)



The problem with trying to regulate machining into the ground is that you can get Sieg mills and lathes for just a couple of hundred bucks, and their capabilities exceed most of what John Moses Browning (PBUH) had available at the turn of the century.....and, of course, it's tough to run an industrialized society without machinists.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 09:48 PM (T1005)

808 "and, of course, it's tough to run an industrialized society without machinists."

Working on that.

We won't need machinists in America after the "de-development" is complete.

Posted by: Dr. John Holdren at January 03, 2014 09:51 PM (gqT4g)

809 Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2014 01:10 AM The what now? Posted by: otho at January 04, 2014 01:46 AM (9gNQd) Huh? Movie title is (i believe) The Day After The War'

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 09:51 PM (Q6HBD)

810 Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:47 AM (TE35l) Not sure where you're going with the last two sentences there, but do like the genersl direction indicated......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 09:51 PM (ojnk6)

811 Which is pretty funny when, back in the days I learned it, accounting was all about maintaining paper databases. Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 01:41 AM (T1005) that is right you are a accnt/cpa guy. Back in the paper days the goal was to minimize complexity so shit got co-mingled and bi-furcated, tri-furcated.... But now that almost everything is electronic, those glommed together systems are a pain in the ass to research since the data is fucked at entry clean data clean chart of accounts and account string fields is the shizzle

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 09:52 PM (7tvod)

812 Looked it up- Tomorrow, when the war began.

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 09:53 PM (Q6HBD)

813 "You are aware that Kerry is nowtalking about defending Palestine from Isreal using our troops, right?"

Yep.

What could go wrong?

The most brilliant plan for a U.S. deployment in that part of the world since the Marines were sent into Beirut and put in barracks protected by guards with unloaded rifles.

Posted by: torquewrench at January 03, 2014 09:54 PM (gqT4g)

814 clean data clean chart of accounts and account string fields is the shizzle Posted by: 7tvod at January 04, 2014 01:52 AM (7tvod) re-do clean data, clean chart of accounts, and segregated account string fields is the shizzle

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 09:55 PM (7tvod)

815 Huh?

Movie title is (i believe) The Day After The War'

 

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2014 01:51 AM

 

 

Oh, ok. Thanks. That's not the title, but I found it with some tweaking.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 09:57 PM (9gNQd)

816 Sven10077 I lucked into a good career after Vo Tech. But I don't do anything but the Metallurgy I was taught at school in my current job. Being a test lab I was presented with the oportunity to learn other skills on the company dime. I do NDT (X-ray, CWI and Dye certs). I also run a SEM and they just bought an Ion Chromatography machine for me to learn.

Point being as important as the education is saying yes to opportunities and not just trying to get by doing the least.

Posted by: The Hickster at January 03, 2014 09:59 PM (TI3xG)

817 807 ManWithNoParty at January 04, 2014 01:51 AM (ojnk6)

I didn't build this place and I am not the owner....

I was trying to go to sleep and suddenly I guess since(in a joking sense) Jungle John Kerry was "making sense" my smoke detector barked intermittently about seven times over a minute....

no smoke....

no discernible ozone.....checked downstairs and the garage.... just another charming byproduct of the several outages we've experienced the last week... b/c "rain"...

people who don't understand my distrust of politicians, revenue, and power have never had the joy ordinarily of living in an antiquated and fraying infrastructure grid maintained by the "wildly over budgeted" Department of Defense....
they can't get a lot of shit right that is relatively(compared to oh running healthcare on the fly) "easy"...

The United States is running a trillion dollars in the hole engaged in dangerous Xeroxonomics and Ogabe can't improve the Federal infrastructure....

surreal....

He can decide to make us Paelstinia's(an imaginary name for an imaginary nation)Avatar now but that is somehow not gonna be a financial burden like you knwo he whined about Iraq and 'ghani....?

absolute genius the LIVs and cult of professional victims picked.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 09:59 PM (TE35l)

818 Oh, ok. Thanks. That's not the title, but I found it with some tweaking. Posted by: otho at January 04, 2014 01:57 AM (9gNQd) It's a movie with all the cliches but i was pleasantly surprised. (Still a bunch of dumb though)

Posted by: RWC at January 03, 2014 10:01 PM (Q6HBD)

819 torquewrench at January 04, 2014 01:54 AM (gqT4g) I predicted to my now Ex wife (Jewish) that this or something like it would happen. I got appropriately pooh poohed at the time. Reality is coming home, and shit is getting real. The Ex just sent an e-mail with a link to donate to Israel. I responded with a link to Ted Cruz's site. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at January 03, 2014 10:02 PM (ojnk6)

820 absolute genius the LIVs and cult of professional victims picked. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 01:59 AM (TE35l) you got enough ammo right? for the burning times?

Posted by: Chip at January 03, 2014 10:04 PM (7tvod)

821 Drive-by comment: I arrived safe and sound, surprise was complete. Good to meet all the roonz along the way (good to see you again Chemjeff, glad you could make it). And now, off to bed, to sleep, perchance to dream.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, Inroute at January 03, 2014 10:05 PM (6oS3l)

822 808 Which is pretty funny when, back in the days I learned it, accounting was all about maintaining paper databases.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 01:41 AM (T1005)

that is right you are a accnt/cpa guy.

Back in the paper days the goal was to minimize complexity so shit got co-mingled and bi-furcated, tri-furcated....

But now that almost everything is electronic, those glommed together systems are a pain in the ass to research since the data is fucked at entry


clean data clean chart of accounts and account string fields is the shizzle

Posted by: 7tvod at January 04, 2014 01:52 AM (7tvod)



I made good money in the 80's from people who thought that an "accounting system" was what came in a box from a software vendor. That's like saying you have a "house" when you've poured concrete for the perimeter wall. It isn't an "accounting system" until you know where all the information is, where it came from and how it got there, and can validate it -- and that involved shipping clerks, accountants, filing cabinets, forms, and procedures....and, if you're lucky, a computer program that won't fight you each step of the way.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:05 PM (T1005)

823 Sock change to reflect status. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, TD at January 03, 2014 10:06 PM (6oS3l)

824 It's a movie with all the cliches but i was pleasantly surprised.

(Still a bunch of dumb though)

 

Posted by: RWC at January 04, 2014 02:01 AM

 

Well, I'll not deliberately avoid it then and give it a chance. Hopefully it won't be too painful.

Posted by: otho at January 03, 2014 10:07 PM (9gNQd)

825 820 Sock change to reflect status. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde, TD at January 04, 2014 02:06 AM (6oS3l)



Glad you made it, GGE! Horde said meet was mmm-mmm good.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:09 PM (T1005)

826 http://youtu.be/pvh6uRx6vEE

Tomorrow When the War Began(full film)

Night-o all

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 03, 2014 10:09 PM (TE35l)

827 Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 02:05 AM (T1005) even better is VP's/ management who buy new software/financial packages and rather than learn how the software actually works so they can maximize efficiencies, they want to pound on the 'new system' until it replicates the 'old system'. WTF is the point of a new system if you pound on it until it replicates the old system? The best quote ever is some VP from Operations who got the new financials after they spent $10M is " hey these reports look the same, why did we just spent $10M?"

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 10:13 PM (7tvod)

828 The best quote ever is some VP from Operations who got the new financials after they spent $10M is
" hey these reports look the same, why did we just spent $10M?" ###

Answer: MATH!

Posted by: The Hickster at January 03, 2014 10:16 PM (TI3xG)

829 824 Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 02:05 AM (T1005)


even better is VP's/ management who buy new software/financial packages and rather than learn how the software actually works so they can maximize efficiencies, they want to pound on the 'new system' until it replicates the 'old system'.


WTF is the point of a new system if you pound on it until it replicates the old system?


The best quote ever is some VP from Operations who got the new financials after they spent $10M is
" hey these reports look the same, why did we just spent $10M?"


Posted by: 7tvod at January 04, 2014 02:13 AM (7tvod)



I always loved the theory that the accountants should choose the new system because they were the ones who wanted all this bullshit information, anyway -- and then whinging about it FOREVER. I finally got to where I flipped it around -- "we're going to get all this information from you whether you like it or not -- so pick something you're comfortable using.....'cause I'll pick the blindfold, ball gag, and branding iron otherwise."



If the information is in the box, it just takes another report to get it out -- but the guys who put it in the box should choose the manner it will get input.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:21 PM (T1005)

830

heh, "guys who put it in the box".

 

I'm tired and easily amused.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 03, 2014 10:23 PM (b2cFu)

831

 

heheheh eh heh... "input"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at January 03, 2014 10:25 PM (9gNQd)

832 slacked at work today after digging out from the noreaster, finished the last season of breaking bad, then cleaned up at the poker table.

victory is mine! (for the moment)

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 03, 2014 10:25 PM (qNgRM)

833 The BH is on a bizness trip to the Triad tomorrow early.....and it looks like 80% chance of snow on Weather Underground for Monday. Not good.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:28 PM (T1005)

834 triad? nc?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 03, 2014 10:30 PM (qNgRM)

835 guys who put it in the box should choose the manner it will get input. Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 02:21 AM (T1005) zactly, what data do you want recorded? where is is stored? (ie. subsystems like AP, AR, HR, etc.) How is the useful accounting info segregated? (unit, account, cost center, dept, Legal entity, etc.) then what reports do you want? then where is the data kept? how to pull info from multiple modules into the report? but if you learned accounting at a big 8, 6. whatever you don't learn this for

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 10:34 PM (7tvod)

836 831 triad? nc?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 04, 2014 02:30 AM (qNgRM)



Yup. Has a facility in High Point that reports to her.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:37 PM (T1005)

837 chow

Posted by: 7tvod at January 03, 2014 10:43 PM (7tvod)

838 832 guys who put it in the box should choose the manner it will get input.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 02:21 AM (T1005)


zactly,

what data do you want recorded?
where is is stored?
(ie. subsystems like AP, AR, HR, etc.)

How is the useful accounting info segregated?
(unit, account, cost center, dept, Legal entity, etc.)

then what reports do you want?
then where is the data kept?
how to pull info from multiple modules into the report?


but if you learned accounting at a big 8, 6. whatever you don't learn this for

Posted by: 7tvod at January 04, 2014 02:34 AM (7tvod)



You used to -- back in the early 80s and prior....because all the clients had paper records. But when I was at #9 of the "Big 8" (around 86-87), they were already talking about computerized audit plans and IBM/PC systems were already pretending that you could be an accountant without knowing a debit from a credit.



When it took you 15 minutes per attempt to cross-foot some bad-boy with a 10-key, you didn't just trust to luck that it would.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:44 PM (T1005)

839 834 chow

Posted by: 7tvod at January 04, 2014 02:43 AM (7tvod)


Off to eat? Ciao!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 10:45 PM (T1005)

840 Sorry for your loss Peter. All I can say is eventually you learn to live with it. Which is poor comfort until then I'm afraid.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 03, 2014 10:57 PM (uixQU)

841 Don't mind me just changin socks.

Posted by: brrrr its effn cold here at January 03, 2014 11:01 PM (nkPV9)

842 Obama won't defend AMERICA'S border with Mexico, but he'll send US troops to defend "Palestine's" border from Israel.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 03, 2014 11:02 PM (KL49F)

843 "Tomorrow, When the War Began" Surprisingly good. Saw it a couple a years ago. No Wolverine epic though.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 03, 2014 11:02 PM (Os78Y)

844 Wasn't it Susan Power that had a policy about "occupying" the Israeli border? Think it was her plan to introduce "stability and justice" to the region. I'm pretty sure that 30% of the Obama administration is on Meth.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 03, 2014 11:05 PM (TgZaI)

845 @840

I watched about the first 10 minutes. Couldn't get into it.


Posted by: brrrr its effn cold here at January 03, 2014 11:06 PM (nkPV9)

846 I watched about the first 10 minutes. Couldn't get into it. I had the same reaction as I recall but it suddenly gets better. Try it another time. It is really just a nice little film with more heart than many indies. Sort of a junior Red Dawn with more cute young girls not afraid to shoot someone.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 03, 2014 11:12 PM (B4jme)

847 Well crap. Figuring out an action plan to try and save my two citrus trees from the deep freeze headed here next week. Supposed to get down to 25 the first night and twenty fucking one the second. Looks like the best option is to just water them. Get them coated in ice to give some insulation.
 
It sounds like great fun, running around in the middle of the frozen night making sure my trees are properly iced. Fuckity.
 
Oh, and as to embarrassing your kid -- MY daughter talked me into to going to parent's night open house one school year. As I walked down the packed halls, mooing like a cow, I quickly discovered that I wouldn't be invited back next year -- by my daughter.
 
I love it when a plan works.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2014 11:29 PM (cHZB7)

848 844 Well crap. Figuring out an action plan to try and save my two citrus trees from the deep freeze headed here next week. Supposed to get down to 25 the first night and twenty fucking one the second. Looks like the best option is to just water them. Get them coated in ice to give some insulation.

It sounds like great fun, running around in the middle of the frozen night making sure my trees are properly iced. Fuckity.

Oh, and as to embarrassing your kid -- MY daughter talked me into to going to parent's night open house one school year. As I walked down the packed halls, mooing like a cow, I quickly discovered that I wouldn't be invited back next year -- by my daughter.

I love it when a plan works.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 03:29 AM (cHZB7)



How big are they? If they're 6' or so, you could try to cover 'em in plastic and have a source of heat in with 'em (like a banned light bulb). Of course, if they're 12' high, that ain't gonna work.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 11:48 PM (T1005)

849 Teach all of the oranges to smoke?

Posted by: Adriane... at January 03, 2014 11:54 PM (m3Cp/)

850 cthulhu, yes thy are pretty large so plastic sheeting and light bulb is tough to do.
 
For two days, i can deal with this (I think)

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2014 11:56 PM (cHZB7)

851 846 Teach all of the oranges to smoke? Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 03:54 AM (m3Cp/) I know that orangutans have been taught to smoke.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 03, 2014 11:57 PM (/gJVs)

852 848 846 Teach all of the oranges to smoke?
Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 03:54 AM (m3Cp/)


I know that orangutans have been taught to smoke.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 04, 2014 03:57 AM (/gJVs)



Don't attempt to teach your tomatoes to smoke -- they're susceptible to tobacco mosaic virus and can get very sick.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 03, 2014 11:59 PM (T1005)

853 I had a big lemon tree. No tarp big enough to cover it, but I did thread about 6 x 150 watt lights about 6 -12 inches from the trunk on the main branches. Kept 'em on for 3-4 days straight. Tree came through. but I am not a tree doctor nor do I play one on tv ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 12:00 AM (m3Cp/)

854 Oh, crap -- the BH is going to Greensboro NC for a week and the forecast for Monday has just been changed from "snow" to "ice pellets". I don't even know what they are, but it doesn't sound good.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:03 AM (T1005)

855 wishing BH safe travel ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 12:03 AM (m3Cp/)

856 850 I had a big lemon tree. No tarp big enough to cover it, but I did thread about 6 x 150 watt lights about 6 -12 inches from the trunk on the main branches.

Kept 'em on for 3-4 days straight. Tree came through. but I am not a tree doctor nor do I play one on tv ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 04:00 AM (m3Cp/)



If you haven't put 'em away, yet, you could give 'em Christmas lights.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:04 AM (T1005)

857 ...and the forecast for Monday has just been changed from "snow" to "ice pellets". That is otherwise known as sleet, a rare phenomenon here in CA.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 04, 2014 12:05 AM (G5cc0)

858 Cthulhu, sleet is nothing to worry about compared to the other kinds of winter precipitation.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 12:06 AM (b2cFu)

859 Don't attempt to teach your tomatoes to smoke -- they're susceptible to tobacco mosaic virus and can get very sick. Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 03:59 AM (T1005) I must have some pretty dumb tomaters...I haven't been able to teach them to gimme some decent fruit, even though they get huge. Like, five feet tall and wide, yet only producing about 5 tomaters. Indeterminate bastards.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 04, 2014 12:06 AM (/gJVs)

860 It is too cold here
It's time to move further south
Piss on Al Gore's Grave

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 12:07 AM (cHZB7)

861 852 wishing BH safe travel ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 04:03 AM (m3Cp/)



I appreciate that. Funny thing is, she grew up in NY....but I've been doing all the tricky driving over the 20+ years we've been together (when I grew up near LA). So I've probably got better winter driving reflexes than she does.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:09 AM (T1005)

862 857 It is too cold here
It's time to move further south
Piss on Al Gore's Grave

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 04:07 AM (cHZB7)



Where are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:10 AM (T1005)

863 MS Gulf Coast.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 12:12 AM (cHZB7)

864 856 Don't attempt to teach your tomatoes to smoke -- they're susceptible to tobacco mosaic virus and can get very sick.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 03:59 AM (T1005)

I must have some pretty dumb tomaters...I haven't been able to teach them to gimme some decent fruit, even though they get huge. Like, five feet tall and wide, yet only producing about 5 tomaters. Indeterminate bastards.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 04, 2014 04:06 AM (/gJVs)



Hint #1 -- NO nitrogen. If you fertilize with nitrogen, you get vines everywhere with zip for fruit.



Hint #2 -- Dry. Just like nitrogen, they'll use the water to roam around....and if you do get any fruit, it'll be tasteless.



Hint #3 -- S+M. Tomatoes thrive on abuse. If you try to be nice to them, you'll get bupkis.



Hint #4 -- Who else is watching your 'maters? We know someone who has a Labrador Retriever that eats 'em off the vine, and we get raided by 'coons and rats if we don't protect 'em.



That said, this was a suckwad year for tomatoes here. It never developed the baking heat that gets you clusters of nom.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:16 AM (T1005)

865 860 MS Gulf Coast.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 04:12 AM (cHZB7)



Ummm -- isn't south a wee bit....damp....to be moving? If you're already on the coast, I understand that it's the continental shelf next, then the pelagic abyss.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:18 AM (T1005)

866 That said, this was a suckwad year for tomatoes here. It never developed the baking heat that gets you clusters of nom. Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 04:16 AM (T1005) I fertilized with fish emulsion, liberally applied cayenne pepper to keep the squirrels away. Second year trying to get the 'big boy' variety going. One plant actually produced a big'un or three that was about 20 ounces and incredibly tasty. Maybe try the smaller varieties?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 04, 2014 12:21 AM (/gJVs)

867 >> Ummm -- isn't south a wee bit....damp....to be moving?
 
There's south FL or even south Texas. no way do I head to Hawaii. where I'd have to listen to ncj go on and on about the cubs and Bears.
 
there's also all those US possessions in the Carib, like the virgin Islands.
 
LOt's of further south destinations.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 12:24 AM (cHZB7)

868 With tomatoes you need to plant 3-4 varieties you first year to see which stands up the best. Also, you have to keep them pruned so they grow more like a tree and less like a bush. This lets them devote more energy into fruit production as the plant matures.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 12:27 AM (cHZB7)

869 If you haven't put 'em away, yet, you could give 'em Christmas lights. most of the Christmas light are cool bulb... except for the bubble lights and from my cold, dead hands, etc ... These were / are 150 watt, heavy duty, work lights ...

Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 12:29 AM (m3Cp/)

870 LOt's of further south destinations.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 04:24 AM (cHZB7)



======

I think I heard one of those Aussies on the icebreaker say that.

Posted by: jc at January 04, 2014 12:30 AM (PlzOe)

871 Oy, landscaping and painting tomorrow ... Good night, all ... drive, don't stall ... shop, don't mall ... orders, don't tall ....

Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 12:32 AM (m3Cp/)

872 865 With tomatoes you need to plant 3-4 varieties you first year to see which stands up the best. Also, you have to keep them pruned so they grow more like a tree and less like a bush. This lets them devote more energy into fruit production as the plant matures. Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 04:27 AM (cHZB7) These guys were growing so fast last summer, it was like wresting with them to keep them from falling over. I pruned them to be squat and sturdy, because their fruit apparently can get up to a ginormous 32 ounces. Cages and whatever apparatus needed to hold the weight were included. Lots of greenies that never ripened.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 04, 2014 12:32 AM (/gJVs)

873 863 That said, this was a suckwad year for tomatoes here. It never developed the baking heat that gets you clusters of nom.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 04:16 AM (T1005)

I fertilized with fish emulsion, liberally applied cayenne pepper to keep the squirrels away. Second year trying to get the 'big boy' variety going. One plant actually produced a big'un or three that was about 20 ounces and incredibly tasty. Maybe try the smaller varieties?

Posted by: model_1066 at January 04, 2014 04:21 AM (/gJVs)



Fish emulsion is typically around 5-2-2....which is somewhat biased toward the N. And your soil may be naturally too rich -- you can grow great tomatoes in sand or adobe clay, with little useful organic material at all, but they grow like crap in engineered potting soil that is wonderful and nurturing for everything else. Try rotating something else into that spot next year, and putting tomatoes into some godforsaken corner of your garden that accidently got napalmed a couple of years ago and has been fallow ever since.



You should try a mixture of varieties every year, unless blessed with perfect precognition regarding the weather.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:33 AM (T1005)

874 cthulhu, you are a Renaissance manmoron, there seems very little you are not versed on.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 12:35 AM (b2cFu)

875 864 >> Ummm -- isn't south a wee bit....damp....to be moving?

There's south FL or even south Texas. no way do I head to Hawaii. where I'd have to listen to ncj go on and on about the cubs and Bears.

there's also all those US possessions in the Carib, like the virgin Islands.

LOt's of further south destinations.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 04:24 AM (cHZB7)



Ah, I was thinking of literally south -- which would eventually be somewhere on the Yucatan, if I'm not mistaken.....and could get a little little waterlogged along the way.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:38 AM (T1005)

876 871 cthulhu, you are a Renaissance manmoron, there seems very little you are not versed on.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 04:35 AM (b2cFu)



Yeah, well.....it's like what they say about Stanford MBAs -- they may be frequently wrong, but they are ALWAYS sure.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:40 AM (T1005)

877 873 871
cthulhu, you are a Renaissance manmoron, there seems very little you are not versed on.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 04:35 AM (b2cFu)


Yeah, well.....it's like what they say about Stanford MBAs -- they may be frequently wrong, but they are ALWAYS sure.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 04:40 AM (T1005)



But there's also the wrinkle that I constantly vacuum-up useless knowledge by the truckload -- and when I'm happy and among friends, I like to share it. I can't vouch for its accuracy all that much -- though I've certainly been-there and done-that a few times -- but I just blurble this stuff out there like a cat purrs. I had an ex-boss of mine once tell someone: "If you ask Cthulhu what time it is, he'll tell you how to build a clock."

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 12:49 AM (T1005)

878 871 cthulhu, you are a Renaissance manmoron, there seems very little you are not versed on.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 04:35 AM (b2cFu)



===


The Renaissance has been cancelled.  We are in the de-learning phase and picking up speed.

Posted by: jc at January 04, 2014 12:56 AM (PlzOe)

879 875 871
cthulhu, you are a Renaissance manmoron, there seems very little you are not versed on.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 04:35 AM (b2cFu)


===
The Renaissance has been cancelled. We are in the de-learning phase and picking up speed.

Posted by: jc at January 04, 2014 04:56 AM (PlzOe)



You're thinking "The Enlightenment" -- the Renaissance did it's thing. And, true to form, the Enlightenment is being suborned by forces that mock its gains -- where it actually supported reason and individualism, it is being gnawed by the forces of demagoguery and collectivism. It's very similar to how libertarians today are very much like classical liberals, and current progressives keep trying shit that was old and busted in the 40's -- words don't mean what they should.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 01:05 AM (T1005)

880 I'm sure NDH is probably sleeping. I'm calling Comcast to ask if I can get rid of HBO, Starz & Cinemax. I rarely watch movies & the only series I watch are on Showtime. They used to put TCM in with same package as ESPN. I'm not into sports. I want to save $ painlessly. I cancelled unlimited text messages on cell because I do not text, except for iMessage & they are free.

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 01:10 AM (z4WKX)

881 You're thinking "The Enlightenment" -


Have it your way.  We have entered the "The Endarkenment."

Posted by: jc at January 04, 2014 01:11 AM (PlzOe)

882 I hate to tell you guys how I look at http://tinyurl.com/6s3k5 and mourn the loss of California. I was born here, I've lived here all my life, but the debt per capita -- bonded and unbonded -- is just unreasonable.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 01:14 AM (T1005)

883 879 I hate to tell you guys how I look at http://tinyurl.com/6s3k5 and mourn the loss of California. I was born here, I've lived here all my life, but the debt per capita -- bonded and unbonded -- is just unreasonable.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 04, 2014 05:14 AM (T1005)



===


And, since money is only a time coupon, the truth is that the collective time of the willing has been confiscated to pay for the inactivity of the unwilling.

Posted by: jc at January 04, 2014 01:30 AM (PlzOe)

884 Have it your way. We have entered the "The Endarkenment."

Posted by: jc at January 04, 2014 05:11 AM (PlzOe)



Thats for sure, because the left are students of "The Retardenment"

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2014 01:36 AM (FMbng)

885 I for one welcome the return of our feudal overlords, when might makes right and blood counts for more than deeds.  The liberals, with their need to stick it to the man, will be frequent visitors to the stockades.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 01:44 AM (b2cFu)

886 The time travel thingee in the sidebar was interesting. I have traveled forward in time to be among you morons today. Another term for that is "aging or getting old." I just want to go back to the way it was, when our country was great! I do not recognize the country I was born in. Can someone please help a time traveler out? Have guns will travel! Anyone got a passkey to a wormhole to the past? Don't make me end up like Ash..in the Army of Darkness. Just in case, I have my "Boom sticks".

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at January 04, 2014 02:02 AM (V0RG6)

887 "The Endarkenment." ----------------- Racist!

Posted by: MSLSD Talking Airhead at January 04, 2014 02:22 AM (PpAf4)

888 884 "The Endarkenment."
-----------------

Racist!

Posted by: MSLSD Talking Airhead at January 04, 2014 06:22 AM (PpAf4)



====

a response that properly illustrates that The Endarkenment is already upon us.

Posted by: jc at January 04, 2014 02:26 AM (PlzOe)

889 Conservative Crank, Can I ask medical advice? I got sick on December 13, lost my voice completely. It was a Friday, I was too sick all the next week to go to work. I worked from here, but not as much as I usually do. Sunday December 22i started feeling better,but I hurt to breathe. I went to work all that week, but was exhausted. I would fall asleep while reading or posting here. Last Saturday I got sick again, lost my voice & started sneezing a lot. I did only what I absolutely had to do from home for work, payroll & transferred $ to cover it. I had flu shot on December 3. I can hardly stay awake, my naps are six hours long. Yesterday I took two naps, one to after 2 pm & fell asleep again sometime after 4. A few times I have felt feverish. Last night my chest started to hurt again if I took a deep breath. Could I have pneumonia? I had bad case of bacterial pneumonia in February 2010 & don't remember things, like hitting my car against wall in parking garage, I have been awake since after 4 am & ready for nap. I know I have to see my doctor. Question is how long does pneumonia vaccine project me & is it only from viral pneumonia? Thank you. Carol

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 02:29 AM (z4WKX)

890 From Moe Lane, it looks like the candidates are starting to bring out the baseball bats.

http://moelane.com
/2014/01/03/
oregon-monica-wehby
-obamacare-jeff-merkley/


As things heat up (politically - it is actually eye-bleedingly cold in Michigan) I expect to see more and pithier versions of the same ads.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Have a Querulous New Year from the Outrage Outlet at January 04, 2014 02:33 AM (gmoEG)

891

Carol--

 

Pneumonia vaccine does not protect against viruses, it protects against strains  of pneumococcus, which is a particular type of strep.  It does not necessarily keep you from getting pneumonia either, rather its purpose is to keep you from developing a systemic infection (i.e. sepsis) from it.  You absolutely could have bacterial pneumonia, which (most likely) would respond to a brief course of azithromycin, unless there is reason for you to have a resistant strain or an unusual bug causing it.  The vaccine is supposed to be good for many years, though in the hospital they usually redose anyone over age 65 who has not had it in the past 5 years.

 

Hope this info helps and that you feel better!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 02:38 AM (b2cFu)

892 Unleash Unfreeze the Vic!!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 02:44 AM (b2cFu)

893 CC, My younger brother has been in either hospital or rehab since March 30, it started with strep infections. One in his blood, urinary tract, strep pneumonia & in cervical spine, he had to have neck surgery to remove infected discs & he's considered a quadriplegic now. He's in Maine & was in CCU in October. I went to see him in the hospital on October 23 to 25, he was in regular room. Nurses etc would gown & glove up to even bring him coffee. They told me I'd be fine w/o any thing. Could I have picked up something from him? He had pneumonia, septic, UTI & infection in sputum at that time. I washed my hands constantly. Thank you. I'm going to take a nap now.

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 02:47 AM (z4WKX)

894 Thank you Conservative Crank. If I am no better Monday I will call my doctor. The last thing I need is to end up like my younger brother from his infections.

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 02:54 AM (z4WKX)

895

Carol--

 

I've seen some of your posts about Paul, his story is heartbreaking.  While you are not at any undue risk from visiting him and practicing good handwashing hygeine, you still could have contracted something from him, although incubating from late October until December would be extremely unlikely.  The gowns and gloves were most likely for either MRSA or VRE, resistant organisms that are very common in long-term care patients.  Most people actually carry MRSA, but infections from it are less common than that might suggest (though I still see a ton in the ER, usually cellulitis or abscess).

 

Get some rest and see your doctor.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 02:55 AM (b2cFu)

896 Thank you, Conservative Crank. I did not want to go to my doctor because I didnÂ’t want to bring my germs to their office. Three weeks is too long to feel like this. Its odd that I managed to go to work every day last week & felt better except for taking a deep breath. I take Vicoprofen for chronic pain & one of my doctors told me that also helps with coughs. I havenÂ’t had any cough to speak of. Paul has both MRSA & VRE. Nap time for me. How is your niece? Is she still in facility? Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 03:04 AM (z4WKX)

897 She's with her grandparents, no fatalities yet.  My shift is over, off to tend to Mrs. Crank who has been up all night dealing with the flooded basement.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 04, 2014 03:05 AM (b2cFu)

898 Conservative Crank, Thank you & I hope Mrs. Crank is okay from dealign with flooded basement. I forgot your niece was with her grandparents. I am forgetful this week, probably not enough air to my brain.

Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 03:09 AM (z4WKX)

899 Good morning.  any cob loggers around to start a fresh thread?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 03:17 AM (V70Uh)

900 "...any cob loggers around to start a fresh thread?" -Grampa Jimbo Did anyone check under the sofa? Of course, that might require a hazmat suit.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 03:32 AM (6B4ha)

901 I wonder if Woody Hayes (where ever he went) enjoyed that Orange Bowl game last night? And as for Overstreet, it takes massive balls to clear such a small space while firing ahead at an already-damaged enemy who just might 'splode in yo face' at any moment. I have flown under bridges but not while multitasking like the above. Sir, I salute you!

Posted by: Erowmero at January 04, 2014 03:43 AM (OONaw)

902 Just saw a legitimately beautiful woman on FNC talking about the 40K new laws for '14 and she was wearing a gigantic pair of Buddy Holly style horn rimmed geek glasses. Only thing missing was the tape. Is this a new thing?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 04, 2014 03:51 AM (9c5aP)

903 @Erowmero: Heh! That is one heck of a 'multitasking!"

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:02 AM (Ynbgq)

904 er uh I multitask HONEST I managed to fuck up healthcare, waste porkulous, obliterate any sane middle east policy, AND make no improvement on my golf game.....APPLE SLICES!+THE MIDDLE CLASS!

//BHO esq

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:04 AM (TE35l)

905 #900? That's a pretty good ONT run. If we hurry, us morning stragglers could push it over 1000. Everybody needs goals in life....

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:05 AM (Ynbgq)

906 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:04 AM (TE35l)

Just let me eat my waffle!  That I can do, although it takes both hands!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 04, 2014 04:06 AM (o3MSL)

907 BHO esq Posted by: Sven10077 Now, I swear I saw him chewing gum and... no. wait, wait... he wasn't walking.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:08 AM (Ynbgq)

908

Morning all,

 

Back to Dayshift, after just 23.5 hrs off. Not going to scan through ALL the comments, just checked to see if the trapped rescue ship was mentioned.

 

Dummy me, of course you guys saw it. I think that this calls for a double dip

Posted by: PMRich at January 04, 2014 04:09 AM (KDUNf)

909 Maybe this is the Age of Enstupidment?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 04, 2014 04:09 AM (o3MSL)

910 Just doin my part to push the thread to 1000. Need coffee and bacon. Morning everyone!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 04:13 AM (60Vyp)

911 we are devolving as a culture it is certain...

essentially the media is cheering the devolution of the American experiment in liberty into the Froggonian dash into egalitarian collectivst proto communism.....

they think the insanity will stop JUST with the smashed right wing they do not know enough history to grasp that it never works and when it fails the state still hungry keeps chewing....

if/when the rule of law is finally rejected either we will destroy their estates or the left will after we're gone....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:14 AM (TE35l)

912 so my blasted smoke alarm is still chirping at me intermittently....

the battery is still alive, I do not see any visible cobwebs, and the room is above 55 degrees....

it is a "hardwired model"...

I am so glad that it is hardwired the house has 9 fucking smoke detectors....

safety first, mission sometimes

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:20 AM (TE35l)

913 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:14 AM (TE35l)

This grand experiment in freedom and Constitutional government had a pretty good run, far longer than Franklin thought it would.  'Tis a pity that we are in on the end of the experiment.  I despise the liberal establishment for sentencing my grandchildren to live in the ruins.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 04, 2014 04:22 AM (o3MSL)

914 While we await our masters' awakening... mindfulwebworks.com/doodles I spent too much time reading AOSHQ yesterday, so today's doodle is a guest photo of a cement barn by the Mrs. It's art! No govt handouts involved.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:22 AM (Ynbgq)

915 I woke up this morning and turned on the tv...It felt like I was in a time warp. An HR Puffenstuff rerun was on, followed by Land of the Lost.

Posted by: Caunotacarius at January 04, 2014 04:22 AM (SHvfC)

916 Isn't it great to have a medical authority (Conservative Crank who can give insight into medical issues without having to go WebDoctor which supports at least some ofObama's agenda, I believe? And no, I'm not suggesting we overload him with questions. We're not paying him and he's a very busy man, but it sounds like you really do need to go to the doctor , Carol.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2014 04:25 AM (BC6cY)

917 Morning all. Any Dental Question?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 04:26 AM (t3UFN)

918 Aloha! Everyone have a Happy Kwanza?

Posted by: Barrack Obama at January 04, 2014 04:26 AM (3Lw1J)

919 Constitution. Patriots. Arms. Some re-assembly required.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:27 AM (Ynbgq)

920 914 Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 08:26 AM (t3UFN)

Yes Dr....what's the easiest and cheapest way to remove teeth?

My father got into a boxing match with a bull but I am wondering if there have been any breakthroughs since 1961?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:28 AM (TE35l)

921 We have at least one Doctor, a dentist, lawyers, people handy with hunting and tools and building and other talents. We really should have our own little community, but I am NOT!! going to be the AOSHQ equivalent of Jim Jones. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2014 04:29 AM (BC6cY)

922 Any Dental Question? Antiseptic Mouthwash: useful as a whatchacall decay prevention or just to cover the garlic from lunch?

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:29 AM (Ynbgq)

923 The Snow Dragon rescued the "Climate Scientists" and now it is stuck in the globull warming too: http://tinyurl.com/ozp5od7 Bwahahahahahahahahaha... I hope they have to resort to drinking their own urine and cannibalizing their frost bitten parts.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 04:30 AM (60Vyp)

924 Yes Dr....what's the easiest and cheapest way to remove teeth? My father got into a boxing match with a bull but I am wondering if there have been any breakthroughs since 1961? Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:28 AM (TE35l) Well I guess walk up to big biker type in a bar who is already 3 sheets to the wind and insult him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 04:30 AM (t3UFN)

925 Antiseptic Mouthwash: useful as a whatchacall decay prevention or just to cover the garlic from lunch? Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 08:29 AM (Ynbgq) Mostly to cover the garlic.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 04:31 AM (t3UFN)

926 Huh. It's still night? Seems pretty bright outside.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 04:33 AM (sdi6R)

927 Time to go to the bathroom and deObamanate

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 04:34 AM (V70Uh)

928 I got to my Officer 2.5 hours early and found the town my Office is in did the worst snow removal job ever. There is NO parking. Another waste of a day. I hate this fuckin town

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 04:34 AM (t3UFN)

929 Dang! 1/4 of that last 100 already. And still no morning thread. Can't remember when I last fed cats before the morning thread. But they say it's time. The blog... eet ees broken?

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:35 AM (Ynbgq)

930 Time to go to the bathroom and deObamanate Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 08:34 AM (V70Uh) My favorite time of the day. Hum? I guess that says something about my age ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 04:35 AM (t3UFN)

931 Morning Morons


I have the news ready but looks like Andy or his stand-in is running late.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 04:37 AM (T2V/1)

932 The "Island In The Night" picture is very beautiful, MWW. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2014 04:38 AM (BC6cY)

933 Release the Vic anyway....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 04:38 AM (60Vyp)

934 920 Bwahahahahahahahahaha... I hope they have to resort to drinking their own urine and cannibalizing their frost bitten parts. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 08:30 AM (60Vyp) Nah, the warmists were taken to the Australian ship, which is not stuck. The only ones left on the two icebound ships are the crews, who didn't cause this fustercluck.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 04:38 AM (sdi6R)

935 And I have the Ray Charles/Cleo Lane version of Porgy and Bess going and cranked up on my last day of stereo freedom before wifey gets back from the beach this afternoon.


+ some brown going since I got back from the grocery store this morning at 04:30

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 04:39 AM (T2V/1)

936 "+ some brown going since I got back from the grocery store this morning at 04:30" Is it just me or can you not sleep either when the better half is away?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 04:44 AM (60Vyp)

937 933 Is it just me or can you not sleep either when the better half is away?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 08:44 AM (60Vyp)


I usually go to bed early and I can only sleep about 5 hours at a time.  I actually sleep better when wife is not in the same room because she snores like a freight train due to her throat problems. 

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 04:46 AM (T2V/1)

938 Greetings, Horde. Got dismissed from my job yesterday. Boss man was a psycho, so I don't feel so bad. Miss the money, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:47 AM (0HooB)

939 935 Sorry to hear that BB.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 04:48 AM (T2V/1)

940 Got dismissed from my job yesterday. Boss man was a psycho, so I don't feel so bad. Miss the money, tho'. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 04, 2014 08:47 AM (0HooB) Sorry you lost your job. Do you have any unemployment benies?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 04:48 AM (t3UFN)

941 Someone defrost of cob logger, and lets get a morning thread going already. Eh?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 04, 2014 04:49 AM (0IhFx)

942 "Got dismissed from my job yesterday. Boss man was a psycho, so I don't feel so bad. Miss the money, tho'." Sorry to hear that! You have a fall back position?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 04:49 AM (60Vyp)

943 Sorry to hear about that, BB.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 04:49 AM (sdi6R)

944 I'm sorry to hear that, BB. I hope you are able to find something else without too much delay. I will keep you in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2014 04:49 AM (BC6cY)

945 Sorry to hear that BB but sounds like you'll be better off. Psycho bosses are no fun.

You should have no trouble landing on your feet in this surging economy with your skills and talents gained here at the HQ.

Good luck.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 04:50 AM (gHDMy)

946 Sorry about the job loss BB

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 04, 2014 04:50 AM (R8hU8)

947 What happened to the strikethrough?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 04:51 AM (gHDMy)

948 Was watching TV around 4 last night (nite off) and saw the temp hit -27. Â…..gonna have to crank the truck shortly just to be sure

Posted by: ontherocks at January 04, 2014 04:51 AM (9c5aP)

949 What happened to the strikethrough? It's on strike

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 04, 2014 04:52 AM (R8hU8)

950 Is that you over 'yonder lookin' lean and hungry?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 04:52 AM (T2V/1)

951 Jeez, if Andy doesn't get his ass outta bed and Vic is gonna be stingy with the news, and the thread keeps moving at this pace I'll be forced to go do something productive. Or pour myself a drink and light a stogie in order to watch the bird feeder this morning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 04:52 AM (60Vyp)

952 Hey good morning morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:52 AM (HVff2)

953 I was going to see what I could do to get some voice-over work, there's a studio here close and one of the SIL's has a home studio where I could record a demo. If I had a dollar for every time I've been told I have a good voice, I'd be, well, maybe not rich, but better off than now. I got it naturally: dear old Dad was in the radio biz.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:53 AM (0HooB)

954 Is Pixy a public or private sector union?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 04:53 AM (gHDMy)

955 944 What happened to the strikethrough?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 08:51 AM (gHDMy)


Use the [ ] with and "s" in it at the beginning and and a /s at the end



Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 04:54 AM (T2V/1)

956 No morning thread? Odd. Well, it's up to 18 here ... that's twenty degrees above what it was when I got up at 0530. For here, that's *very* cold.

Posted by: Empire1 at January 04, 2014 04:54 AM (UXkFs)

957 What's the record for latest ONT?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 04, 2014 04:54 AM (LSDdO)

958 948   Or pour myself a drink and light a stogie in order to watch the bird feeder this morning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 08:52 AM (60Vyp)



I would invite you over here for porch rocker and and brown but it has just got to 26 now.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 04:55 AM (T2V/1)

959 BB good luck on a new job hunt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:55 AM (HVff2)

960 Sorry you lost your job. Do you have any unemployment benies? Unfortunately not, I was only there a month, and one week of that time I was in the hospital with pneumonia and the flu. B'Gal's glad to have me back home, so there's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 04:55 AM (0HooB)

961 "Use the [ ] with and "s" in it at the beginning and and a /s at the end." [sObamas]

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 04:56 AM (60Vyp)

962 Well from 12 patients down to maybe 2 due to weather. So I am out of here in 2 hours to head to West Point. Bet it is 10 degrees colder up there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 04:56 AM (t3UFN)

963 this is like the crowds waiting for the doors to open on Black Friday.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:56 AM (ndxIr)

964 Heh. I finally got around to watching the Hitler video. Good stuff.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 04:57 AM (sdi6R)

965 The scramble for "first" could turn bloody.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 04:57 AM (ndxIr)

966 Let me try that strikethrough thingy.  I never thought of using SQUARE brackets.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at January 04, 2014 04:57 AM (FkH4y)

967 strikethrough is on strike?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 04:57 AM (V70Uh)

968 The low here hit 17.8 this morning. And be aware this is SOUTH Carolina.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 04:58 AM (T2V/1)

969 What, nearly 9:00 EST and no new thread? No wonder this place smells rank(er than usual)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 04, 2014 04:58 AM (PT7/5)

970 Whoa.  I think a lot of my problems have just been cleared up.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at January 04, 2014 04:58 AM (FkH4y)

971 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 04, 2014 08:54 AM (LSDdO)

1300 + New Year's Eve and beyond.

And thanks Vic.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 04:59 AM (gHDMy)

972

Sorry to hear about the job BB. Good luck on your next round.

What field do you work in?

Posted by: PMRich at January 04, 2014 04:59 AM (KDUNf)

973 9 degrees Fahrenheit in northern Delaware at 06:00 and icy roads everywhere...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 04, 2014 04:59 AM (PT7/5)

974 955>> Thanks Vic, that's generous. Its 42F now and although I am a fan of Scotch and Cigars, I'll just watch the birds from the kitchen window while the bacon is going. *Wafts bacon and coffees scent towards the USB port*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 04:59 AM (60Vyp)

975 Thanks for the kind words, y'all. It appears that the "normal" job market just doesn't want me anymore. That was a weird job anyway: there was very little communication, the big boss wanted me to concentrate on some piddling little project that had nothing to do with what he hired me for and on Thursday, the VP (who I'd been hired to replace) came in drunk and passed out at his desk. Had to call his wife to come get him, not the first time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 05:00 AM (0HooB)

976 The low here hit 17.8 this morning. And be aware this is SOUTH Carolina. Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2014 08:58 AM (T2V/1) So ya mean I would not be sweating my ass off at Parris Island?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 05:01 AM (t3UFN)

977 971  *Wafts bacon and coffees scent towards the USB port*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 08:59 AM (60Vyp)



Thanks COJ, I sniffed it and smells good.  I had my breakfast though about 05:00

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:01 AM (T2V/1)

978 It's a whopping 6º here. I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the bank before noon because my paycheck was dated today instead of yesterday by mistake.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 05:01 AM (sdi6R)

979 921 Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 08:30 AM (t3UFN)

Thank you, as my father is still arguably a Biker I may be able to keep this visit "in-house" as it were....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:01 AM (TE35l)

980

That abdonminal tourniquet sounds awesome. All of the med advances thought up over the past 50 yrs or so that are used to save wounded soldiers are amazing.

Posted by: PMRich at January 04, 2014 05:02 AM (KDUNf)

981 973  So ya mean I would not be sweating my ass off at Parris Island?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 09:01 AM (t3UFN)



Well that is on the coast but I don't think it will be much warmer.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:03 AM (T2V/1)

982 How many folks are tired of seeing that dog in the parka?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 05:03 AM (gHDMy)

983 Anyone else watch 'Breaking Bad'?
Posted by: Ugg Boots
............
Breaking Bad is addictive.. my wife and I did a catch-up of the first 3 seasons on Netflix a month before Season 4 started.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2014 05:03 AM (b/lt+)

984 What field do you work in? I'm in manufacturing. I answered the ad for a machinist, but didn't find out what my job description was until the first day: machine shop manager. Oh well, I know I'm better off. If that's what the job market has devolved into in five years...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 05:04 AM (0HooB)

985 How many folks are tired of seeing that dog in the parka?
Posted by: Golfman

I thought that was a picture of Hillary in formal wear.

Posted by: Bruce at January 04, 2014 05:04 AM (nZ561)

986 972 BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 04, 2014 09:00 AM (0HooB)

Ow, sometimes you are being hired in to try to fix a dysfunctional organization's psychosis without the power to actually do so.

Here's hoping you land on your feet...er without breaking your ankles.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:04 AM (TE35l)

987 How many folks are tired of seeing that dog in the parka?
Posted by: Golfman in NC
..............
At this point, I'd even take a morning thread by Gabe!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2014 05:04 AM (b/lt+)

988

Hired to replace someone - they come in drunk - you get the axe.

 

What the hell is wrong with this world?

Posted by: PMRich at January 04, 2014 05:05 AM (KDUNf)

989 One of the Everly Brothers- Phil died

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 05:05 AM (t3UFN)

990 The "Island In The Night" picture is very beautiful, MWW. -FenelonSpoke Glad you liked it. You had me scratching my head a second, as I wasn't aware what the year-ago doodle was. Some of my pix, like that abstract, are just goofin', but I've had a lot of fun learning new digital 'painting' tricks in the past year. On my no-longer-supported decade-old art program!

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 05:06 AM (qG1i2)

991 "So ya mean I would not be sweating my ass off at Parris Island? " There will never be a day at Parris Island when you won't sweat.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 05:06 AM (60Vyp)

992 [music sign]  

\

"Here comes the honey man"  .....


Strawberries...... 


They're so fresh and fine

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:06 AM (T2V/1)

993 Does this thread blow up when we reach 1000 comments?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2014 05:06 AM (b/lt+)

994

At this point, I'd even take a morning thread by Gabe!

 

Just hang in there, it's not really that bad.

Posted by: PMRich at January 04, 2014 05:07 AM (KDUNf)

995 991 Does this thread blow up when we reach 1000 comments?

Yeah. It goes KABOOM!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 05:07 AM (gHDMy)

996 991 Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2014 09:06 AM (b/lt+)

cue mission impossible theme music....

"let's find out"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:07 AM (TE35l)

997 992 PMRich at January 04, 2014 09:07 AM (KDUNf)

Yeah there's no need to go that crazy yet...

it's the weekend Andy is probably throwing another hobo on the fire....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:08 AM (TE35l)

998 Well what I have found in the past is if I go ahead and start posting the news the new thread will come:


Que Field of Dreams Here

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:08 AM (T2V/1)

999 There will never be a day at Parris Island when you won't sweat. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 09:06 AM (60Vyp) Well when I am there, I hang out in the nicely Air Conditioned Dental Clinic. Well actually on real hot day some rooms on the second floor are not as cool, but the first floor is a pleasure, since all the recruits are upstairs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 05:08 AM (t3UFN)

1000 What the hell is wrong with this world? I'm not sure, but I might call a labor lawyer down here to see if I have any recourse. It'd be fun to put a burr underneath their saddle for a while.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 05:09 AM (0HooB)

1001 Hmmm, whats this button do??

Posted by: Bruce at January 04, 2014 05:09 AM (nZ561)

1002 Now I know how my dog feels when he's waited all day for me to get home and I walk in the door and ignore him.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 05:09 AM (gHDMy)

1003 1000!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2014 05:09 AM (b/lt+)

1004 Colder in CLT than Vail

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 05:09 AM (0FSuD)

1005 I used to do a vocal bit in my better than average Bill Clinton voice with Bill playing the part of Timmy from Lassie yelling "Chelsea"....

then lamenting that he was drunk, swear to God it'll never happen again how was I to know it was the kennel Hillary....?

this is one of those mornings

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:10 AM (TE35l)

1006 ok.. going to get some breakfast..  that will make the new thread show up for sure!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2014 05:10 AM (b/lt+)

1007 If Jugears gets his way that charitable order with the Supreme Court stay will be the Really Tiny Sisters of The Stone Cold Broke.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 04, 2014 05:10 AM (9c5aP)

1008 "Well when I am there, I hang out in the nicely Air Conditioned Dental Clinic." Sucks to be you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 05:10 AM (60Vyp)

1009 "At this point, I'd even take a morning thread by Gabe!"

That's like saying you don't like Gabe, but any port in a storm.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 05:11 AM (V70Uh)

1010 I think ace should give Vic a key to the blog, since he runs it in the morning anyway. The other bloggers seem to be getting more forgetful each week.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 05:11 AM (0FSuD)

1011 Aussie taxpayers get to pay $400,000 to rescue the global cooling deniers: http://tinyurl.com/lqckvfn

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 05:11 AM (sdi6R)

1012 Thousandth? (at a guess)

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 05:11 AM (qG1i2)

1013 "Well when I am there, I hang out in the nicely Air Conditioned Dental Clinic." Sucks to be you. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 09:10 AM (60Vyp) Yeah and I eat my way from Charlestown to Savannah. It's a great few weeks. Love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 05:12 AM (t3UFN)

1014 1005 If Jugears gets his way that charitable order with the Supreme Court stay will be the Really Tiny Sisters of The Stone Cold Broke.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 04, 2014 09:10 AM (9c5aP)



The SOB uses our tax money to do lawfare.  He gets free shit, and the people being oppressed have to pay millions in legal fees.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:12 AM (T2V/1)

1015 959 Well from 12 patients down to maybe 2 due to weather. So I am out of here in 2 hours to head to West Point. Bet it is 10 degrees colder up there I'll bet the Hudson will be totally frozen! Be careful that road isn't much.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 05:12 AM (0FSuD)

1016 1005 ontherocks at January 04, 2014 09:10 AM (9c5aP)

Well in addition to grasping the US Constitution better than Messrs Alexander Hamilton and James Madison he has added "grasps and originates Catholic doctrine better than 2000 years of Church leadership" to his resume.

He is a man of many hats....all of them fitting for a fucking clown.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:12 AM (TE35l)

1017 That's a bummer about Phil Everly. I grew up listening to them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 05:12 AM (0HooB)

1018 1007 Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 09:11 AM (V70Uh)

Pretty much, of course if I need a blast of "moderate" goodness I can go over to NRO or Tepid and let Gabe rest...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:14 AM (TE35l)

1019 1008 I think ace should give Vic a key to the blog, since he runs it in the morning anyway. The other bloggers seem to be getting more forgetful each week.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 09:11 AM (0FSuD)



That has been recommended many times but since I know zero about HTML I have not wanted to break the blog any worse than it already is.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:14 AM (T2V/1)

1020 Wow, this thing is still going?

Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 05:14 AM (LsJl8)

1021 The Day The Blog Died No more posts, ever. just this thread, growing into the thousands... a virtual Hell....

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 05:15 AM (qG1i2)

1022 1008 I think ace should give Vic a key to the blog, since he runs it in the
morning anyway. The other bloggers seem to be getting more forgetful
each week.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 09:11 AM (0FSuD)

Then Vic could get invited to the podcasts. That would liven things up!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 05:15 AM (gHDMy)

1023 1011 Yeah and I eat my way from Charlestown to Savannah. It's a great few weeks. Love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 09:12 AM (t3UFN)



There is quite a few damn good eating places in that region. I'm sure the banana butt will have to issue a Mrs EO.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:16 AM (T2V/1)

1024 Hot liquid chicken fat with salt for breakfast.
Keeps the cold virus away. Add in a few grains of rice and you have a meal in a cup! Yum.

Posted by: Adrian Barness at January 04, 2014 05:16 AM (YWnmP)

1025 Hey, I know a great gag. When the new thread goes up, nobody comment. Think the bloggers would notice?

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 05:16 AM (qG1i2)

1026 No more posts, ever. just this thread, growing into the thousands... a virtual Hell....

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 09:15 AM (qG1i2)

________________

It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 04, 2014 05:16 AM (jucos)

1027 Hey, CDR M! Can you chip one of the cob-loggers out of that dried pool of Valu-Rite and pudding?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 05:17 AM (0HooB)

1028 Everything at the horse farm was frozen. The water, the apples, my toes when I finally get the pipes thawed and a gout of water sprayed my feet. But the sun is out and I can already see the ground softening up in places.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 05:17 AM (ZshNr)

1029 1018 CDR M at January 04, 2014 09:14 AM (LsJl

You crafted a masterpiece M...

kind of like God and Dante's Hell....

“I am the way into the city of woe,
I am the way into eternal pain,
I am the way to go among the lost.

Justice caused my high architect to move,
Divine omnipotence created me,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.

Before me there were no created things
But those that last forever—as do I.
Abandon all hope you who enter here.”

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:17 AM (TE35l)

1030 >>Wow, this thing is still going? It's pretty cold out, thought we'd keep the 'ol diesel idling til tonightÂ….

Posted by: ontherocks at January 04, 2014 05:17 AM (9c5aP)

1031 CDR M has keys, right?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 04, 2014 05:17 AM (SUKHu)

1032 Well, as long as we're waiting for a new post I will jump in to ask for a prayer request. A woman who attends the church I serve sometimes. (She was attending he last church I served and sometimes comes to this one because she doesn't have a new church) just told me the cancer she has been being treated for years is now in her abdominal wall and she cannot walk. She goes for a radiation treatment this Monday. I was so distressed to hear that. I'm going to call her to see if she wants me to bring communion tomorrow. Her first initial is "S" Thanks so much and God bless you,.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2014 05:19 AM (BC6cY)

1033 Test 1


Good Morning Morons.  Today is Saturday, January 04, 2014.  On this date in 1846 Samuel Colt sold his first pistol to the US Government.  He initially sold 1000 Walker Colts for use in the Mexican-American war. The Walker Colt (or Colt Walker) was the largest and most powerful black powder pistol ever made.  They are extremely rare and the last one sold for over $900,000.  


One of my favorite movies featured a pair of these guns which were reproductions made by an Italian company under license from Colt. Yes, Jose Wales used two Walker Colts in the movie Outlaw Jose Wales.  I found where one of those was auctioned off with the bidding starting between $40,000 and $50,000.  Don't know what it actually sold for.

The Walker Colt


http://tinyurl.com/lyvxlhp

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:19 AM (T2V/1)

1034 Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 09:14 AM (LsJl

You are the Pheidippides of HQ.

Yeah. I had to look it up.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 04, 2014 05:19 AM (gHDMy)

1035 @1017 I don't even know what HTML is, but it can't be that hard, ace can fuck it up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 05:19 AM (0FSuD)

1036 1029 Mama AJ at January 04, 2014 09:17 AM (SUKHu)

Yup...of course he also has pride of ownership in this thread which is masted by a soviet pug...

interesting psychological study...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:19 AM (TE35l)

1037
That has been recommended many times but since I know zero about HTML I have not wanted to break the blog any worse than it already is.

The blog comes pre-broken for your convenience.

Here in Sunny PA, it was a toasty -8 this morning. I made the mistake of going outside for a smoke without a hat on.

Pro Tip: When it's 8 below, don't go outside for a smoke without a hat on. Your ears will thank you.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 04, 2014 05:20 AM (0IhFx)

1038 Off to make another cup of coffee. The morning thread will have 100 comments by the time I get back.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 05:20 AM (sdi6R)

1039 Sunrises, newborns, fresh morning blog threads. "New" fades immediately, but inspires hope beyond its time. Don't have any newborns. Sun is 'way up, already. .... I don't think I'll make it to the morning thread... sigh!

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 04, 2014 05:20 AM (qG1i2)

1040 FS, prayers going up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 05:20 AM (0HooB)

1041 1007 "At this point, I'd even take a morning thread by Gabe!" That's like saying you don't like Gabe, but any port in a storm. Hey, now, Gabe does a good Morning Thread, at least he has SOME content.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 05:20 AM (0FSuD)

1042 Well other than the very cold weather, it is a slow news day anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 05:21 AM (t3UFN)

1043 1031 Vic at January 04, 2014 09:19 AM (T2V/1)

Nice, I am fighting the temptation to get either a Walker or a Dragoon(probably the Whitleyville) and get the richards and mason conversion done to have a cartridge .45 lc horse pistol...

there is an elegance to the open tops...

a personal weapon not unwieldy and inelegant like a blaster

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:21 AM (TE35l)

1044
Hey, I know a great gag. When the new thread goes up, nobody comment. Think the bloggers would notice?

My prediction: Five minutes after a new post goes up, it'll be stomped.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 04, 2014 05:21 AM (0IhFx)

1045 Test 2

I like the way they word this crap about the record breaking cold in the US.  Its a "rare polar vortex".  It could never be the onset of an ice age because that would conflict with the AGW scam/myth.


http://tinyurl.com/oquqadj

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:21 AM (T2V/1)

1046 The 1858 Carbine I bought off a guy in Oregon is stranded....

here's hoping they don't think a black powder rifle is a firearm  and try to sic BATFe on me...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:23 AM (TE35l)

1047 Short break to discharge highly radioactive waste and get a refill.  bbl

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:23 AM (T2V/1)

1048 "152 The truth doesn't matter. It's all about the meme.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 03, 2014 10:29 PM (V70Uh)"


But then, I repeat myself.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 05:23 AM (V70Uh)

1049 1043 Vic at January 04, 2014 09:21 AM (T2V/1)

They are desperate...no realy essentially they are acting like nobody over the age of 21 has ever heard the term "Siberian Express" for a Polar thrust into our weather pattern in winter....

Goddamned retards.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:24 AM (TE35l)

1050 I don't know HTML but I manage somehow.

Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 05:25 AM (LsJl8)

1051 nood

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 04, 2014 05:25 AM (V70Uh)

1052 here's hoping they don't think a black powder rifle is a firearm and try to sic BATFe on me... If it has the shoulder thingy that goes up, you're SOL.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 04, 2014 05:26 AM (0HooB)

1053 Better yet, everyone post blank comments till we get to 100.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 05:26 AM (0FSuD)

1054 1048 CDR M at January 04, 2014 09:25 AM (LsJl

right but it is that technical natural aptitude that makes you a highly valued member of the Navy's Winged Club...

we would just make lines in dirt on the ground and stamp to count out...

then again Vic is an ex-navy Nuc so *I* would stamp my foot to count out.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:27 AM (TE35l)

1055 1050 BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 04, 2014 09:26 AM (0HooB)

or a trigger...I hear triggers are bad...


Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:28 AM (TE35l)

1056 Last thread


1048 I don't know HTML but I manage somehow.

Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 09:25 AM (LsJl



Did Ace send you a guide for this stuff?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:36 AM (T2V/1)

1057 Shit wrong thread

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 04, 2014 05:37 AM (T2V/1)

1058 261 Finns? They seem to produce some very scary people. http://tinyurl.com/36wu6f --------------------------------- Even scarier, who knew Brooklyn used to have a Finntown? "Don't go through F-Town at night -- those snowfuckers are crazy!" Warriors...come out and pla-a-a-a-a-a--aaaay!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 04, 2014 11:23 AM (QBm1P)

1059 The story about embarrassing the kid is actually from 2011. The family has a blog which can be found here: http://www.waveatthebus.blogspot.com/ Apparently, this guy does Halloween crazy-style too, including hearses in the front yard http://www.waveatthebus.blogspot.com/2013/10/extra-extra-halloween-news.html and, here, a Clint Eastwood "empty chair" moment http://www.waveatthebus.blogspot.com/2012/09/y3-week-3-eastwooding.html

Posted by: Katja at January 04, 2014 05:59 PM (LmCTZ)

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