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April 01, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (4-1-2014)
— Maetenloch

Because nothing happens on a Tuesday night.

WTF is Wrong With Jeopardy Champion Ken Jennings?

Was he always an asshole or did someone slip him a case of douchebag pills over the weekend? (thanks to Ben K)

Department of Education Throws Up A Roadblock to Online Education

Because restricting and controlling education is their real purpose.

The Department of Education is revisiting a fight it lost in 2012: to make states authorize every distance education provider that enrolls students within their borders. Ever since a federal judge struck down this requirement on procedural grounds, states have been able to exempt online programs from the authorization process as long as it's accredited somewhere else.

Otherwise someone might lose their phony-baloney job. Because educators are all about the kids. (thanks to Slu)

Cracked: 6 Unexpected Things I Learned Resisting the Nazis in WWII

#4. Nobody Is Who You Expect

Going to school, this girl, Tanya, was there. Her dad was a mayor of a big town, so she was wealthy. We always wondered, though: Why would she come from 100 miles away just for school? She was even friends with this girl who was the girlfriend to a member of the Hlinka Guard. She, despite being rich, would go to the poor areas at night. We always wondered why she went there. It wasn't until after the war we found out why.

One of these three school girls would go on to fight the Nazis and save Jews while another would become a Nazi collaborator. Can you tell just from the picture?

Also: Who Goes Nazi?

The Joys of Socialism I: Where Bread is Nearly Free to Workers

If you can buy it.

The Joys of Socialism II: Where the Government Orders Gas Prices to Stay Low

Assuming you can find any place willing to sell it.

Russian Field Rations

Beef and potatoes...very nice.

Karma is a Lovely Bitch Sometimes

But that wasn't enough punishment for the road rage thug who made headlines around the world last week for falling victim to a beautiful act of karma. Karma struck twice.
At the weekend he was arrested by authorities, Florida television news network WTSP reports. Not only for reckless driving, but for leaving the scene and failing to wear a seatbelt.
You could even say karma struck a third time, because police publicly identified him as Jeffrey White, age 33.

15 Antiquated Words for "Happy" We Should Bring Back

"CHIRKY"
From the late 19th century, meaning "cheerful."
"IN HIGH SNUFF"
An expression for "good mood," used from the late 17th century until the 1930s.

"KVELLING"
From the Yiddish for "so happy and proud my heart is overflowing."
"CHUFFED"
This current slang in the UK certainly needs to make a trip across the pond.

Rats Exonerated in Black Death

We traced the source of the infection and...it's coming from inside the house!

How to Make Crappy Cheap Vodka Taste Like the Good Stuff

Val-u-Rite + Brita = all class baby!

How To Beat Your Kids Properly

AceCorp LLC not responsible for anyone's actions after viewing this tutorial.

The AoSHQ group. Yeah.

Teh Tweet!

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1 Good evening Horde! No April Fool's links here...
I'll get around to watching the Sochi fixtures later.
2 plus hours here for the Vancouver final

http://youtu.be/IClPKS599sQ

And the IMDB review of a Summer Para-O competition.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436613
^it's bad enough to play spot the error on wiki pages... what is wrong in the description of the preceding movie?

These individual's achievements are really the story of Obama.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at April 01, 2014 06:16 PM (F6wAm)

2 dammit!

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

3 Jennings has always been an asshole, he's buds with Dan Savage which makes him a disgusting human by definition.

Posted by: booger at April 01, 2014 06:18 PM (xRDdL)

4 In before the man without a dick

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 01, 2014 06:18 PM (yz6yg)

5 And I'll take any one of the Warsaw Uprising's products. And the Bolts/Lightning are locked into the second season!

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at April 01, 2014 06:18 PM (F6wAm)

6 OK, actual question here, anyone up to speed on the Salmon, ID area? Entertaining a job nearby.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 01, 2014 06:19 PM (vHRtU)

7 Jennings is a dickÂ…

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 01, 2014 06:19 PM (HsTG8)

8 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2014 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

9 4 Sean Bannion at April 01, 2014 10:18 PM (yz6yg)

Day-um Little Sven is well little....but to say Little Sven is as imaginary as Franken's Victory Margin "Voters" sir....?

Evening all...keep on keeping on

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 06:20 PM (TE35l)

10 Chuffed has only fallen out of use here in the States. Brits still say it quite a bit. About being chuffed for winning and such.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 06:20 PM (7oL8c)

11 Repost

Okay this TinyURL link should take you directly to where the 8+ quake off Chile happened.

http://tinyurl.com/kh8ngy7

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 06:20 PM (7oL8c)

12 Happy Birthday Susan Kay Ashley, my long-lost love wherever you are. I hope and pray that you have a great life. I still miss you 40 years later. J

Posted by: CMU VET at April 01, 2014 06:20 PM (ejB0r)

13 At the weekend he was arrested by authorities, Florida

Just thought that should be repeated.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)

14 4 In before the man without a dick Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 01, 2014 10:18 PM (yz6yg) It's not nice to talk about CBD like that.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 06:21 PM (GEICT)

15 How dare that asshole take Breitbart's name in vain? That really fries my ass, right there. grrrrrrr . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

16 I'll take preening douche canoes for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 06:21 PM (AO9UG)

17 Again, no comments on Jeremiah Denton.

Posted by: NCWool at April 01, 2014 06:21 PM (H4aQb)

18 So I went to that Russian site. Does that mean I'm in trouble with the Feds?
Again!

Posted by: The Concerned Smith at April 01, 2014 06:22 PM (UmJO6)

19 Who Goes Nazi - "The most vicious game a Briton can play" - Isaiah Berlin

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2014 06:22 PM (yLzlP)

20 Happy Birthday Susan Kay Ashley, my long-lost love wherever you are. I hope and pray that you have a great life. I still miss you 40 years later. J

Posted by: CMU VET at April 01, 2014 10:20 PM (ejB0r)

aaaawwwww . . . now I got something in my eye. {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:22 PM (8lmkt)

21 Fifteen minutes of fame has a tendency to turn one into a douchebag.

Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 06:22 PM (Dwehj)

22 It's not nice to talk about CBD like that.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:21 PM (GEICT)

Hey!

I didn't start anything....I just piled on!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (QFxY5)

Posted by: Ken Jennings at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (Aif/5)

24 So which news story today was actually an April Fools joke? My bets are on either the OK Cupid story or the magnitude 8+ earthquake.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (L02KD)

25 NINE... ..times three, or something of the sort.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (lq3Ak)

26 Sometimes when I get bored, I like to tickle my ass and burp.

Posted by: Ken Jennings at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (Aif/5)

27 Evening all. Thanks as always for a content full ONT, Maet.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (ojnk6)

28 *Flips through the AoS SOP Manual... "Uh' I here by pass on the 'first' to Peaches." Have a great ONT Horde. Time for me to kitty round up and feed.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (F6wAm)

29 Does everybody have a new hash, or is it just me?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (H4aQb)

30 Just thought that should be repeated. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 10:20 PM (Gk3SS) Yeah, but your state is running Brannon as a potential candidate.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (GEICT)

31 Chuffed had the connotation of being puffed up, of being proud of some accomplishment.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2014 06:24 PM (yLzlP)

32 My pony is 4 today. Daughter thinks the cake and ice cream was a bit over the top.

she hasn't seen the party hats yet...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:24 PM (yh0zB)

33 6 Unexpected Things I Learned Helping the Nazis in WWII.

FIFY

Posted by: Herr Soros at April 01, 2014 06:24 PM (79AXR)

34 GGE!!!! shmooshes and a very happy birthday to the pony! we're gonna need pics of the hats, though, you know the rules.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

35 Hash check.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 01, 2014 06:25 PM (bitz6)

36
Yeah, but your state is running Brannon as a potential candidate.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:23 PM (GEICT)

Indeed we are.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:25 PM (yh0zB)

37 Yeah, but your state is running Brannon as a potential candidate.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:23 PM (GEICT)

CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 06:25 PM (Gk3SS)

38 love the guns! i'll take the fourth one up on the left please.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 01, 2014 06:25 PM (KqosB)

39 same hash, different day . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:26 PM (8lmkt)

40 29 Harrison Bergeron at April 01, 2014 10:23 PM (H4aQb)

Mine rest a few months back...

it'll do so again once road runner joins the Comcrap/NBC borg

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 06:26 PM (TE35l)

41 There's no filters on assholes like Jennings because there's no real repercussions. Used to be a time when a good old fashion ass kicking would make people think twice about being a dick.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 01, 2014 06:26 PM (IV4od)

42 Awesome. He's doing wing chun chi sao exercises with that little girl. I was wondering how young a kid could pick up kung fu. Now I know.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 01, 2014 06:26 PM (KgN8K)

43 I'll take Furious Mental Masturbation for $1500, Alex.

Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 06:26 PM (Dwehj)

44 This hash is because I'm watching the Rockets lose

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2014 06:27 PM (yLzlP)

45 "How to Make Crappy Cheap Vodka Taste Like the Good Stuff" That one's hitting a little close to home. A little close.

Posted by: Ricrado Kill at April 01, 2014 06:27 PM (2TmEA)

46 41 lowandslow at April 01, 2014 10:26 PM (IV4od)

a happier time, it would do my heart and likely waist good were affronts allowed to be answered the olde fashioned way.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 06:27 PM (TE35l)

47 Does everybody have a new hash, or is it just me? Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 01, 2014 10:23 PM It's just you, but you're special like that...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2014 06:27 PM (JMmQ9)

48 Posted by: CMU VET at April 01, 2014 10:20 PM (ejB0r) wow, how romantic.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 01, 2014 06:27 PM (KqosB)

49 43 I'll take Furious Mental Masturbation for $1500, Alex.

Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 10:26 PM (Dwehj)

i am laughing so hard, the neighbors are probably calling 911!

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

50 Umm, Ken Jennings...not a genius. Maybe full of a lot of info, but the only notable thing he has ever done is win a trivia show contest. This does not genius make. Somebody may want to tell him.

Posted by: R. at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (KEZVO)

51 After days of not being on computer (due to total procrastination and major house cleaning/ sewing prep for mother who arrived today)... I read that "supposedly" seven million have signed onto Obowowcare, disregarding the bazillion who lost their healthcare dut to his signature legislation. By the time the math is figured out it will be after the election!

Earthquake, Chili, big one over 8. Tsunami. For some reason people evacuating to a stadium but are on the ground? Hello? Go to top row? Or not. Wouldn't a powerful tsunami just, uh, wipe out the bleachers and give you a better view as you cling to the metal? Keep in mind I have no idea what I would do other than inflate my raft, and I live pretty dang close to the ocean. Guess my bug-out kit needs raft and/or rocket.

Bison evacuating Yellowstone ahead of giant volcano triggered by earthquakes and Obamacare. Apparently God is tired of the lies from the WH, too.

The most pressing question of all is where are the bison going? Some say the video is fake. Is it a bison-drive? They seem to know to stay in their lane.

At any rate, if you don't look at the computer for two days the world is apparently ending. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (baL2B)

52 The ones who go Nazi? Those who owe everything to those in power.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy 'ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (HxSXm)

53 Howdy, y'all....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (cMTdx)

54 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 10:25 PM (Gk3SS) Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I hung out with the guy running for Sheriff in Jacksonville?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (GEICT)

55 Just had to turn on the AC. First time this year.

Posted by: Ricrado Kill at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (2TmEA)

56 Are you serious??

Posted by: Commander Denton at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (3BvsE)

57 It's just you, but you're special like that... Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2014 10:27 PM (JMmQ9) Aw, it's nothing. No, really. It's nothing.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 01, 2014 06:28 PM (H4aQb)

58 BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama has just resigned the Presidency, and admitted he throws like a girl.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2014 06:29 PM (wNF3N)

59 Some one blew an Ice Soccer question on Jeopardy last week.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 01, 2014 06:29 PM (bitz6)

60 GGE!!!! shmooshes and a very happy birthday to the pony! we're gonna need pics of the hats, though, you know the rules.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 10:25 PM (8lmkt)

They were just the colored cones, Daughter told me I was being silly and I told her that was entirely the point.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:29 PM (yh0zB)

61 How is ya, Cth?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 06:29 PM (ojnk6)

62 When you're running an April's Fools joke, you need to add a dash of realism.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2014 06:30 PM (wNF3N)

63 Jennings didn't waste his own life at all. No way he's a bitter man unable to feel good about himself.

Posted by: White Mormons Can't Hump at April 01, 2014 06:30 PM (wu/TK)

64 NCWool...did you used to be NCWoof, or did i always read it wrong?

Posted by: concrete girl at April 01, 2014 06:30 PM (KqosB)

65 Aw, it's nothing. No, really. It's nothing. Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 01, 2014 10:28 PM

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2014 06:30 PM (JMmQ9)

66 Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I hung out with the guy running for Sheriff in Jacksonville? Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:28 PM (GEICT)

Ow ow ow my foot!

Technically, being dragged off by the scruff of your neck whilst you are shouting but these are my roommate's underoos doesn't count as hanging out.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 06:30 PM (Gk3SS)

67 Did Ken Jennings forget he's a geeky looking nerd that everyone felt sorry for because he's a pathetic little shit that could never get laid in a whorehouse with a pocketful of $50's?

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 01, 2014 06:30 PM (3BvsE)

68 6 There is nothing near Salmon. 2 hours to Missoula or Idaho Falls for Costco and other shopping. Salmon has 1 grocery store and recently got an Ace Hardware. Does have a local brewery. Great hunting and fishing. Beautiful but fairly small and remote. /lurk on

Posted by: freida at April 01, 2014 06:30 PM (XBDEw)

69 I gave Peaches a belly laugh. My work here is done.

Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 06:31 PM (Dwehj)

70 Posted this yesterday, but Ace brought up the same topic earlier today, so to add to that: "The REAL Bigots Regarding Same Sex Marriage" Â… Does believing that marriage is an institution that is defined by a union of a man and a woman mean that a person should be prohibited from working? According to some, it does. Heck, some people who declare that Â“[w]hen you support people who are Â‘againstÂ’ another person or group because they are Â‘not like youÂ’, that is bigotryÂ”, and then go on to demand that those who are Â“againstÂ” gay marriage are a group that must be punished or ostricized because they are Â“not like you,Â” under the defense that they are not Â“bigots.Â” This makes it clear that the real Â“bigotsÂ” are the Leftists who would discriminateagainst those who do not celebrate every and all politically correct policy point. http://tinyurl.com/mhb9aup

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2014 06:31 PM (AymDN)

71 The Wake County (Raleigh NC) GOP convention took place yesterday. Straw poll results: US Senate Greg Brannon - 45% Thom Tillis - 33% Mark Harris - 20% Ted Alexander, Alex Bradshaw, Heather Grant, James Snyder <2%

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 06:31 PM (4Mv1T)

72 41 There's no filters on assholes like Jennings because there's no real repercussions. Used to be a time when a good old fashion ass kicking would make people think twice about being a dick. Posted by: lowandslow at April 01, 2014 10:26 PM (IV4od) BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!! BULLY!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy 'ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac blowing his "bully" whistle at April 01, 2014 06:31 PM (HxSXm)

73 Evening from the left coast.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at April 01, 2014 06:32 PM (dZGNV)

74 Technically, being dragged off by the scruff of your neck whilst you are shouting but these are my roommate's underoos doesn't count as hanging out. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 10:30 PM (Gk3SS) No, no. This was a legitimate hanging out. Tailgating at the Florida/Georgia game. And now we're close personal friends.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 06:32 PM (GEICT)

75 Did somebody say cake?

Posted by: HR at April 01, 2014 06:32 PM (hO8IJ)

76 Ken Jennings? Oh, he doesn't listen to ghosts in his spare time, he helps me find neighborhoods where an old white guy can "offer candy" freely from a creepy white van to young boys. And yes, I am addicted to Koch...

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 01, 2014 06:32 PM (WlWt+)

77 This is what happens when you stop slapping around the class nerds for a while. They get uppity.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 01, 2014 06:32 PM (3BvsE)

78 71 Nip Sip would like to have several words with you, just as soon as he in done gobbling Tillis's knob. Again.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 06:33 PM (ojnk6)

79 hang down your head Thom Tillis hang down your head and cry

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 01, 2014 06:33 PM (3BvsE)

80 The guy in the truck may be a prick, but the woman was driving slow in the left lane. That should be a capital crime...

Posted by: In Exile at April 01, 2014 06:34 PM (mz/2V)

81 I was on OkStupid once. The place was useless. My last year there i'd given up and taken up flat out trolling instead. That part was fun I admit. Now, as for it being PC now, this does surprise me I admit. They published a lot of articles about dating patterns, which fed Steve Sailer with fresh material for years.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 01, 2014 06:34 PM (yLzlP)

82 71 The Wake County (Raleigh NC) GOP convention took place yesterday. Straw poll results: US Senate Greg Brannon - 45% Thom Tillis - 33% Mark Harris - 20% Ted Alexander, Alex Bradshaw, Heather Grant, James Snyder <2% Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 10:31 PM (4Mv1T) Is Brannon the guy who got all the press for screwing over some people in a business deal?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 06:34 PM (HxSXm)

83 Technically, being dragged off by the scruff of your neck whilst you are shouting but these are my roommate's underoos doesn't count as hanging out.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 10:30 PM (Gk3SS)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brannon is being favored by GRNC because Tillis was such a dick when he was in the state-house regarding the gun bills that were introduced. Plain and simple, we don't trust him at all.

Brannon has a high hurdle to clear though. Of course if he was a Dem, no problems...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:34 PM (yh0zB)

84 This is what happens when you stop slapping around the class nerds for a while.

The kids, they used to box my ears like cauliflowers.

Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 06:34 PM (Dwehj)

85 There's no filters on assholes like Jennings because there's no real repercussions. Used to be a time when a good old fashion ass kicking would make people think twice about being a dick.

See also: Wil Wheaton.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2014 06:34 PM (lr3d7)

86 US Senate Greg Brannon - 45% Thom Tillis - 33% Mark Harris - 20% Ted Alexander, Alex Bradshaw, Heather Grant, James Snyder <2% Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 10:31 PM (4Mv1T) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 06:35 PM (GEICT)

87 No, no. This was a legitimate hanging out. Tailgating at the Florida/Georgia game.

And now we're close personal friends. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:32 PM (GEICT)

Wow. He's friends with you even though you are a Georgia fan?

That's impressive.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 06:35 PM (Gk3SS)

88 I always get Ken and Kevin Jennings confused -- One likes to hand out pamphlets on fisting techniques to schoolchildren, and the other one is just a dick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2014 06:35 PM (wNF3N)

89 So the Salmon area is a good place for me to dig my Fortress of Solitude, hunkering in it, mumbling to myself about how I am going to Get Game, and finally win a woman's heart? Or at least her quivering mound of love pudding?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Lipstick Lesbian Purity Commissar at April 01, 2014 06:35 PM (vHRtU)

90 It must be real science. MLP and TMBG.

http://youtu.be/bZQ246KDvd8

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 06:35 PM (7oL8c)

91 Evening from the left coast.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at April 01, 2014 10:32 PM (dZGNV)

are you in CA?

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

92 Did somebody say cake?

Posted by: HR at April 01, 2014 10:32 PM (hO8IJ)

*slides slice of birthday cake through the usb port*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:36 PM (yh0zB)

93 Technically, being dragged off by the scruff of your neck whilst you are shouting but these are my roommate's underoos doesn't count as hanging out.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 10:30 PM (Gk3SS)

oh, yeah, queen of all morons. no doubt about it!

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:36 PM (8lmkt)

94 I wonder if angels believe in ghosts

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 01, 2014 06:37 PM (KgN8K)

95 It takes a genius like Jennings to surmise that 56 year old women need prostate coverage.

Posted by: elliot m at April 01, 2014 06:37 PM (vPhnb)

evening horde.

nice ONT Maet.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 06:37 PM (RhQvZ)

97 Wow. He's friends with you even though you are a Georgia fan? That's impressive. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 10:35 PM (Gk3SS) *takes away donuts*

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 06:37 PM (GEICT)

98 Happy Birthday to ewe, Happy Birthday to yew, Happy Birthday, GGE's Pony ... Happy Birthday Party & Funny Hats to you ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 01, 2014 06:38 PM (qoKTg)

99 61 How is ya, Cth?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 10:29 PM (ojnk6)

Right now, variety of symptoms....nothing too exciting. This morning, however, I was coughing up a significant amount of blood. Evidently hacking coughs don't handle CPAP well. That was over within an hour of getting upright and off the blower.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2014 06:38 PM (cMTdx)

100 >> Or at least her quivering mound of love pudding?

Dear Penthouse, you won't believe this but...

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2014 06:38 PM (wNF3N)

101 Re: that Karma video - I saw that last week, but the skirt filming it should also be charged for filming the incident while distracted. Yes, I said "skirt."

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 06:38 PM (zJGcJ)

102 bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2014 06:38 PM (V4CBV)

103 I still have the pork chop necklace mom gave me for my 11th birthday.

Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 06:39 PM (Dwehj)

104 Hey morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 06:39 PM (HVff2)

105 There's no filters on assholes like Jennings because there's no real repercussions. Used to be a time when a good old fashion ass kicking would make people think twice about being a dick. See also: Wil Wheaton. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2014 10:34 PM (lr3d7) Someone needs a space banjo song! http://tinyurl.com/3vdg8da

Posted by: Snerkel at April 01, 2014 06:39 PM (AymDN)

106 Damn Cooth, hope you are feeling better.

Must be the day for it, Grand-Boy had a fever all day, but he's feeling better now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:39 PM (yh0zB)

107 99 Damn, Cth, sounds serious. I thought it might just be pollen and stuff. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 06:39 PM (ojnk6)

108 Ken Jennings has a tape recorder for a brain, which pretty much means he's never had an original thought in his life.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 01, 2014 06:39 PM (l26B5)

109 Is Brannon the guy who got all the press for screwing over some people in a business deal? Posted by: Ashley Judd's -------------------- Ah. You have been listening to the 'press' again, eh? You know better. The straight scoop..., but you will have to read it: http://tinyurl.com/nv3fmff

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 06:40 PM (aDwsi)

110 Evening morons. Looks like another busy night in the ER. See you on the flip side.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 01, 2014 06:40 PM (sQ0LB)

111 See also: Wil Wheaton. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2014 10:34 PM (lr3d7) Yes, *that guy* who has a "career" mostly he played one of the most annoying characters in ST: TNG (other than Data with his stupid emotion chip). The only good TV show he was in was in an episode of "Criminal Minds", but only because he got hit by a semi at the episode's conclusion.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 01, 2014 06:40 PM (WlWt+)

112 I still have the pork chop necklace mom gave me for my 11th birthday. Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 10:39 PM (Dwehj) Not even us were willing to tough that!

Posted by: Mold at April 01, 2014 06:40 PM (AymDN)

113 cthulhu at April 01, 2014 10:38 PM (cMTdx) dang. Get better soonest ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 01, 2014 06:40 PM (qoKTg)

114 Dang Cthulhu don't cough up a tentacle...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 06:40 PM (7oL8c)

115 *takes away donuts* Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:37 PM (GEICT)

You're not the boss of me!

I would like to point out that I have been looking forward to watching the Indians game (shut up) all day. Guess what happened for the first time in over a decade? Just. Guess.

At least it wasn't snow.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 06:40 PM (Gk3SS)

116 "Rats Exonerated in Black Death" About. Fucking. Time. We've been taking shit for that for like, I dunno, 500 years.

Posted by: Medieval Rats at April 01, 2014 06:40 PM (2TmEA)

117
Is Brannon the guy who got all the press for screwing over some people in a business deal?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 10:34 PM (HxSXm)

Yep, that's the guy. Like I said, if he was a Dem there would be no problems.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:41 PM (yh0zB)

118 North of you Peaches in Oregon.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at April 01, 2014 06:41 PM (dZGNV)

119 *takes away donuts*

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:37 PM (GEICT)

walk like a man, talk like a man.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

120 Until tonight, I had no idea who Ken Jennings was. The internet is full of useless banalities and Jennings is just one of them

Posted by: puddleglum at April 01, 2014 06:41 PM (fFXv5)

121 Is Brannon the guy who got all the press for screwing over some people in a business deal? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 10:34 PM (HxSXm) --------------------------------- And he's just the guy we need. Fight fire with fire.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 06:42 PM (4Mv1T)

122
You're not the boss of me!

I would like to point out that I have been looking forward to watching the Indians game (shut up) all day. Guess what happened for the first time in over a decade? Just. Guess.

At least it wasn't snow.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 10:40 PM (Gk3SS)

*slides a piece of cake through the USB port*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:42 PM (yh0zB)

123 I see your space banjo ... and I raise you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcTJZLxhFU a Space Cowboy ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 01, 2014 06:42 PM (qoKTg)

124 Chthulhu, If something like that happens again, you'd better check in with the doctor.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2014 06:42 PM (AymDN)

125 Yes, *that guy* who has a "career" mostly he played one of the most annoying characters in ST: TNG (other than Data with his stupid emotion chip). The only good TV show he was in was in an episode of "Criminal Minds", but only because he got hit by a semi at the episode's conclusion. . Posted by: Thrawn Sometimes I sense a great deal of hostility on this blog.

Posted by: Counselor Deanna Troi at April 01, 2014 06:43 PM (+1T7c)

126 107 99
Damn, Cth, sounds serious. I thought it might just be pollen and stuff. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 10:39 PM (ojnk6)

The rest of the day was getting better....until all the medications wore off at 6 pm while we were out at dinner. As they come online, things should improve.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2014 06:43 PM (cMTdx)

127 I see your space banjo ... and I raise you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcTJZLxhFU a Space Cowboy ... Posted by: Adriane... at April 01, 2014 10:42 PM (qoKTg) Does this mean that the Steve Miller Band will kill Wil Wheaton for us?

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2014 06:43 PM (AymDN)

128 You guys are capable of so much horse-shit, as I left for merely ten minutes. I removed the beef roast from the oven, started the gravy and forty silly-ass posts happened. Tomorrow, we'll be enjoying roast beef with french fries and coleslaw right on the sammich. Add the gravy, if you'd like. We also have Arby's sauce and "Horsey Sauce". I can't wait for tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 06:44 PM (lq3Ak)

129 89 Oh yeah. You can target shoot in your backyard. Beer and wine at the grocery but hard stuff has to come from the state liquor store. Once you stock up you're set.

Posted by: freida at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (XBDEw)

130 I would like to point out that I have been looking forward to watching the Indians game (shut up) all day. Guess what happened for the first time in over a decade? Just. Guess. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 10:40 PM (Gk3SS) They won?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (GEICT)

131 a Space Cowboy ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 01, 2014 10:42 PM (qoKTg)

some call you the gangster of love . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

132 Ish that Jennings the Kardashian arse polyp whose boobies grew too big for his Wheaties box, Trebek?

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (wu/TK)

133 Guess what I'm thinking, Counselor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXZZeHkL29c

Posted by: captain kirk at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (hn5v5)

134 When I want to recall obscure facts, I pound my left nut three times with a hammer.

Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (Dwehj)

135 The new Maytag Repairman looks like a prison rapist in a Halloween costume...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Lipstick Lesbian Purity Commissar at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (vHRtU)

136 Those Russian rations look just a whole lot like the dog food I buy for my dog.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (2TmEA)

137 Thank you, GGE.

*noms sadly*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 06:45 PM (Gk3SS)

138 Sometimes I sense a great deal of hostility on this blog. Posted by: Counselor Deanna Troi at April 01, 2014 10:43 PM (+1T7c) Go choke on some chocolate you Geist-Kommissar.

Posted by: Your Friendly Quadrant-local Jem'Hadar at April 01, 2014 06:46 PM (AymDN)

139 "They won?" Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:45 PM (GEICT) That's the Browns, dunderhead.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 06:46 PM (lq3Ak)

140 126 I hope so. As, mentioned above, if that keeps happening, medical attention may be the way to go. Sorry your trip is not working out well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 06:46 PM (ojnk6)

141 Damn, cthulhu - That's scary. Like TB scary. I hope you feel better soon. If I get too drunk tonight, I'll send you an email in the morning.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 06:46 PM (zJGcJ)

142 Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 10:44 PM (lq3Ak)

I want to come and live with you, I'm not lying. Horsey sauce? omg . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:46 PM (8lmkt)

143 some call you the gangster of love . . . Posted by: Peaches Really love your peaches Wanna shake your tree......

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 01, 2014 06:46 PM (+1T7c)

144 Ken's mommy didn't waste porkchops on a necklace for him, she just cut holes in his pockets.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 01, 2014 06:46 PM (l26B5)

145 That guy Ken Jennings just exudes class.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2014 06:47 PM (BAS5M)

146
The Joys of Socialism II: Where the Government Orders Gas Prices to Stay Low

Nixon's Phase I, II, III and IV

http://tinyurl.com/6nwtss

Because we're all Keynesians now...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 06:47 PM (kdS6q)

147 Hey now be nice the new Maytag guy was Sheriff Carter on the SyFy show Eureka. I am sad for him that he is reduced to playing a repairman in a commercial.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)

148 "I want to come and live with you, I'm not lying. Horsey sauce? omg . . ." Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 10:46 PM (8lmkt) *fluffs pillows*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 06:47 PM (lq3Ak)

149 Ken Jenning's basic problem in excommunicating others based upon his supposedly superior intelligence is that he needs to point out where he has made a single contribution to a field of knowledge, vice merely being able to regurgitate one on demand. Furthermore, If he can't come up with his own political arguments, but just repeats those of others, he may be bright, but he ain't smart.

Posted by: R. at April 01, 2014 06:47 PM (KEZVO)

150 111: Will Wheaton was also on Numb3rs where he played a smug douchebag. Basically he played himself and got payed. Nice gig.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 01, 2014 06:47 PM (fFXv5)

151 Sometimes I sense a great deal of hostility on this blog. Posted by: Counselor Deanna Troi at April 01, 2014 10:43 PM (+1T7c) No, that's Shinzon's pressure you're feeling. Oh wait, none of that happened because of Eric Bana and Red Matter.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 01, 2014 06:48 PM (WlWt+)

152 They won? Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 10:45 PM (GEICT)

So mean to me.

Okay, I'm for bed.

Be sure to sweep up after you're done shaving the leopards.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 01, 2014 06:48 PM (Gk3SS)

153 I thought the new Maytag guy looked kinda like a poor-girls' version of Mike Rowe.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 06:49 PM (zJGcJ)

154 Well we could tell Ken that Will is moving in on Minnie-Mae

http://youtu.be/gMBDFo8Xtco

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 06:49 PM (7oL8c)

155 Does this mean that the Steve Miller Band will kill Wil Wheaton for us? Bet'cha weren't Ready For That!!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at April 01, 2014 06:50 PM (qoKTg)

156 Guess what I'm thinking, Counselor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXZZeHkL29c

Posted by: captain kirk at April 01, 2014 10:45 PM (hn5v5)

I'm thinking that video is best watched with the sound off...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:50 PM (yh0zB)

157 ...and this introduces "leopard-shaving" into the lexicon.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 06:50 PM (lq3Ak)

158 Be sure to sweep up after you're done shaving the leopards.
Should we save you some spotted dick?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 01, 2014 06:50 PM (hn5v5)

159 Can ETOH be shipped to Idaho?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Lipstick Lesbian Purity Commissar at April 01, 2014 06:50 PM (vHRtU)

160 Seeing Ken Jennings tweets just reminds me that I have to spend next week in NYC socializing with rapid progressives. My poor son. I told him we just do the polite thing and don't discuss politics and try to change the subject when the rants begin.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 06:51 PM (RZ8pf)

161 I am sad for him that he is reduced to playing a repairman in a commercial. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle Well, a man's gotta eat, you know.

Posted by: Gordon Jump, former TV Star you've forgotten about at April 01, 2014 06:51 PM (+1T7c)

162 Hey now be nice the new Maytag guy was Sheriff Carter on the SyFy show Eureka. I am sad for him that he is reduced to playing a repairman in a commercial.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 10:47 PM (RZ8pf)

Loved that show. Stupid SyFy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:51 PM (yh0zB)

163 109 Is Brannon the guy who got all the press for screwing over some people in a business deal? Yep. He's the guy Nip Sip has a raging hard on for, and not in a good way.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 06:52 PM (mx5oN)

164 Oh, I have eternity to know Wesley Crusher's flesh... And even better, he loves it!

Posted by: The Traveler at April 01, 2014 06:52 PM (WlWt+)

165 Well, the Board voted unanimously tonight. We're going to try something different now in Maryland...lol Oh, what interesting times...what interesting times. "The move is a milestone for the exchange, once considered a national example and the pride of Gov. Martin OÂ’MalleyÂ’s administration. Eager to be pioneers of President Barack ObamaÂ’s landmark health reform law, Maryland began planning for the exchange early. But the system crashed on its first day and has been dogged by ongoing technical glitches and leadership problems. The state has spent a total of $125 million on the exchange, which includes salaries and other administrative costs. Just under $68 million of that went to Noridian Healthcare Solutions, the lead website contractor that the state fired in February." http://bit.ly/1pLoLKe We didn't get here until after the 10/1 crash & burn and the 11/1 missed deadline at least, whew.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/s]akula51 at April 01, 2014 06:53 PM (Mj+L4)

166 excellent ONT Maet

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 06:53 PM (zOTsN)

167 Wil Wheaton is making bank on playing douche bag characters these days. His role on Big Bang Theory springs to mind.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 06:53 PM (RZ8pf)

168 134Â When I want to recall obscure facts, I pound my left nut three times with a hammer.Â Posted by: Ben Jennings at April 01, 2014 10:45 PM (Dwehj) ----------- Is that the left one of the three?

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 06:53 PM (zJGcJ)

169 in b4 "I saw Raging Hard On open for..."

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 01, 2014 06:53 PM (3BvsE)

170 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXZZeHkL29c That Troi was a piece back in the day. Dark flowing hair. Nice honker.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 06:53 PM (2TmEA)

171

Eureka was ok. Defiance is uneven but ok. The best Sci-Fi on TV right now is on BBC America (Dr. Who and Orphan Black).

Posted by: puddleglum at April 01, 2014 06:54 PM (fFXv5)

172 Add the gravy, if you'd like. We also have Arby's sauce and "Horsey Sauce".

I can't wait for tomorrow. Posted by: Slapweasel

Please pass me two orders of Potato cakes with the Horsey Sauce please!

I'll clean the USB port later.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at April 01, 2014 06:54 PM (JcGSK)

173 160 ParanoidGirlInSeattle, That works, or turning the rage inward blowing up your heart by consuming your soul... Either or. Be safe in the Red Apple.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 06:54 PM (TE35l)

174 no tsunami warning being issued thank god

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 06:55 PM (Ft87j)

175 That Troi was a piece back in the day. Dark flowing hair. Nice honker. Posted by: Ricardo Kill ----------------------------- Trouble is she already knows you're thinking that.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 06:55 PM (4Mv1T)

176 That Troi was a piece back in the day.

Dark flowing hair. Nice honker.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 10:53 PM (2TmEA)

Doctor Bev. Love the redheads.

Of course, she probably wouldn't have liked it when I cycled her douchebag boy out of an airlock...but what the hell, he was wearing a red shirt...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:55 PM (yh0zB)

177 169 soothsayer, I saw Mangina open for Raging Hard On back in 69

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 06:56 PM (TE35l)

178 I binge watched Orphan Black. I can't wait for the new season.

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2014 06:56 PM (ILBCY)

179 163 Yep. He's the guy Nip Sip has a raging hard on for, and not in a good way. there is a good way?

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 06:56 PM (Ft87j)

180 141 Damn, cthulhu -
That's scary. Like TB scary.
I hope you feel better soon. If I get too drunk tonight, I'll send you an email in the morning.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 10:46 PM (zJGcJ)

Seriously, it's no biggie -- I sleep with an assisted breathing apparatus that is supposed to keep my breathing normal and regular....and it was fighting my hacking cough all night, which left my throat feeling like hamburger. All the blood was bright red -- meaning it wasn't from down in the lungs, it was from the throat. "Mostly Harmless".

Tomorrow, we're off to Magnolia Plantation -- woohoo!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2014 06:56 PM (cMTdx)

181 Bronzed Greeks girls with big noses pleasesh Zardoz, unlike you pasty geeks with little hoses, Jenningsh!

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 01, 2014 06:56 PM (wu/TK)

182 Trouble is she already knows you're thinking that. Posted by: Tobacco Road I know a lot more than that.

Posted by: Counselor Deanna Troi at April 01, 2014 06:56 PM (+1T7c)

183 Well boys and girls, off to Ft Mills SC tomorrow for to have some breakfast with the Mustang boys and do some car show planning at ProDyno, so I'm going to get some shut-eye.

Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 01, 2014 06:58 PM (yh0zB)

184 "Of course, she probably wouldn't have liked it when I cycled her douchebag boy out of an airlock..." It's not like the little scrunt wasn't asking for it EVERY DAMN EPISODE OF THE ENTIRE SHOW. I would support you here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 06:58 PM (2TmEA)

185 So not one of you fell for my April's Fools joke? Can none of you believe that TFG doesn't throw like a girl?

(and to all the heavily armed 'ettes, jeez can't you take a joke?)

So many questions...

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2014 06:58 PM (wNF3N)

186 I know a lot more than that. Posted by: Counselor Deanna Troi at April 01, 2014 10:56 PM (+1T7c) Doesn't take a psychic to figure it out. It's not like you can hide an erection in those uniforms.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 06:58 PM (mx5oN)

187 174 no tsunami warning being issued
thank god

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 10:55 PM (Ft87j)

'member that last time? cripes, that was some epic crazy right there. glad you don't have to move those riceburners and, oh, yeah, the fam.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2014 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

188 178 I binge watched Orphan Black. I can't wait for the new season. Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2014 10:56 PM (ILBCY) Damn good show.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 06:58 PM (AO9UG)

189 What are those shrouded models at the bottom from the Warsaw Uprising photo?

Lots of lessons from that fight.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2014 06:59 PM (Aqvh6)

190 I think thats how most people have discovered Orphan Black. Binge watching. Thats how I did.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 01, 2014 06:59 PM (fFXv5)

191 What needs to happen to Ken Jennings is for someone to walk up to him, beat him down to the ground, then ask him if he was so smart for making those snide comments?

Posted by: D-Lamp at April 01, 2014 07:00 PM (XnALK)

192 Does this mean that the Steve Miller Band will kill Wil Wheaton for us? We should be so lucky... Hello, Horde! Long time, no postee.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 01, 2014 07:00 PM (Pd9h2)

193 I have extra packets of Arby's Sauce and Horsey Sauce in my pantry.

I'm ready for Bartertown.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2014 07:00 PM (wNF3N)

194 "Bronzed Greeks girls with big noses pleasesh Zardoz, unlike you pasty geeks with little hoses, Jenningsh!" Feelin' ya, Sean. Feelin' ya. And, if they need a good smacking around, well, we both know what we need to do about it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 07:00 PM (2TmEA)

195 Ten years from now:

"Hey, you remember all that shit Ken Jennings was talking about Andrew Breitbart?"

"Ken who?"

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at April 01, 2014 07:00 PM (m0h0I)

196 Happy April fools horde.

One of my FB buddies who writes for OCWeekly had a funny April fools' story published. He reported that based on the resounding success of their Breakfast Waffle Taco, Taco Bell was about to introduce in Colorado... Pot Brownie Dessert Tacos.

Almost with it were true. I'd buy stock.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:01 PM (HVI5a)

197 The bread lines in Venezuela: Oh my freak. Those poor people whose lives are being described by the compassionate socialist Maduro. Ugh. And it's not necessarily unusual to have gasoline lines in a country that exports crude oil. All you need is a really sucky government. My sis in deepest darkest Africa, in a country that is top 10 in world crude oil exports, was telling me about the fuel lines (as we call them) a couple of weeks ago. Nothing unusual about that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:01 PM (r+7wo)

198 with? wish. Dang keyboard lisp.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:01 PM (HVI5a)

199 I'll see your horsey sauce and raise you packets of chik-fil-a hate sauce

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:01 PM (zOTsN)

200 167 So, he just plays himself. Must be pretty easy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 01, 2014 07:01 PM (Pd9h2)

201 187 the japan earthquake one scared the crap out of us I thought for sure we were losing the old house

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 07:02 PM (Ft87j)

202 Orphan Black a good show? The girl's cute but never watched. See it advertised all the time as I'm watching the Jeremy Clarkson show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 07:02 PM (2TmEA)

203 "Please pass me two orders of Potato cakes with the Horsey Sauce please! I'll clean the USB port later." Posted by: Forty Baht Barack Ooooh... hash browns/potato cakes! Yum! *passes cakes and sauce through USB*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:02 PM (lq3Ak)

204 And Tanya the rich girl - what bravery! In such a young person. Wow.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:02 PM (r+7wo)

205 WHEATON!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper at April 01, 2014 07:02 PM (mx5oN)

206 Plus commercials on BBC America. Every other one was Orphan Black. I watch LOTS of Dr. Who so advertising works apparently.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 01, 2014 07:02 PM (fFXv5)

207 Wow, you guys are timely. Actually had some Arby's tonight for dinner.

Horseradish sauce was the actual original spicy sauce as I understand it, going back to the 1800s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:02 PM (HVI5a)

208 Nothing unusual about that. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 11:01 PM (r+7wo) http://youtu.be/Q65KZIqay4E

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:03 PM (GEICT)

209 Posted by: ncj

Have the Cubs won their division yet? Or at least their first game?

yes it's question night at casa GnuBreed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2014 07:03 PM (wNF3N)

210 199 I'll see your horsey sauce and raise you packets of chik-fil-a hate sauce Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:01 PM (zOTsN) Holy shit that stuff is good.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:03 PM (GEICT)

211 Would folks here call me crazy if I admitted my all-time favorite breakfast item at McD's was... the hash browns?

Just wish they were a little less oily, but nothing's perfect.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:03 PM (HVI5a)

212 IMHO hash browns and some corned beef hash would make a fantastic breakfast.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:04 PM (HVI5a)

213 Cubs lost to my beloved Pittsburgh Pirates in the 10th inning with a walkoff home run. So no, the Cubs have not clinched the division yet.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 01, 2014 07:04 PM (fFXv5)

214 199 I'll see your horsey sauce and raise you packets of chik-fil-a hate sauce Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:01 PM (zOTsN) Good stuff. I dip my homophobia fries in it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 07:04 PM (mx5oN)

215 The Traveler took Wesley back to the Tranny Planet,so he could 'achieve his destiny.'

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Lipstick Lesbian Purity Commissar at April 01, 2014 07:04 PM (vHRtU)

216 I've been known to put large amounts of those Chick-Fil-A hate sauce packets in my pockets to take home. Don't judge me.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 01, 2014 07:04 PM (Pd9h2)

217 Howdy Captain Whitebread ... How it be slicing?

Posted by: Adriane... at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (qoKTg)

218 Would folks here call me crazy if I admitted my all-time favorite breakfast item at McD's was... the hash browns? Just wish they were a little less oily, but nothing's perfect. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 11:03 PM (HVI5a) Sausage biscuit with egg. Mmmmm yummy.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (r+7wo)

219 212 IMHO hash browns and some corned beef hash would make a fantastic breakfast. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 11:04 PM (HVI5a) With a couple of eggs, over-medium. Oh yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (mx5oN)

220 Insomniac: I believe those are officially called Freudian Fries. ;-)

You can also get breakfast muffins at CFA with Jung Jam.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (HVI5a)

221 I'll see your horsey sauce and raise you packets of chik-fil-a hate sauce Posted by: thunderb ----------------- * races to kitchen, rummages through miscellany bowl, comes up with a small container of MacDonald's Honey Mustard dressing. Crap! Expired 2011. Throws it on the table anyhow. *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

222 Captain WB! Welcome stranger.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (4Mv1T)

223 @ 180 [cthulhu] -- I can sympathize. I fought flu-like symptoms all weekend, finally dragged myself back to work last night -- a relatively slow night -- and felt like I'd had my ass kicked at the end of a triathlon.

Get well soon.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (m0h0I)

224 Sources tell The ENQUIRER that Obama exploded when MiÂchelle refused to cancel her pricey getaway Â– even after White House advisers warned him that the first coupleÂ’s six-year string of extravagant vacations had already drained the U.S. TreaÂsury of a whopping $150 million in taxÂpayersÂ’ money. Instead of postponÂing her trip, a furious Michelle Â– still seethÂing over the embarrassing Â“selfieÂ” Barack recently snapped with a leggy blonde head of state Â– announced that she was taking her mother along for company. She further declared that she didnÂ’t want reporters covering her activities overseas. Â“This was a blowout of epic proportions Â– probably the nastiÂest White House fight theyÂ’ve ever had,Â” a Washington, D.C., insider told The ENQUIRER. Â“They were both screaming at one another. Â“The president was infuriated when advisers told him that theyÂ’d added up the costs of all their Â‘vacationsÂ’ and China was putting them over the $150 million mark. Besides being humiliated by the presidentÂ’s Â“selfieÂ” photo with the sexy Danish prime minister at Nelson MandelaÂ’s memorial service last December, sources say Michelle was further outraged when she learned the Secret Service had been covering up the presidentÂ’s cheating. The first lady has already met with divorce lawyers and is planning a separate life after her husband leaves the White House. Â“ObamaÂ’s advisers told him he must try and keep Michelle Â‘under controlÂ’ until then,Â” divulged the D.C. insider. from that source of fearless journalism, the National Enquirer not sure if I am joking maybe that's why the SS keeps getting fired

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:06 PM (zOTsN)

225 211 McD's Sausage Egg MCMuffin...it is the shiznitz, along with the HBs. Only have them once a month or so, but do love them.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:06 PM (ojnk6)

226 "my all-time favorite breakfast item at McD's was... the hash browns?" They're okay. The best is Whataburger. The worst is Clown Shack. BK's latkas are of note however.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 07:06 PM (2TmEA)

227 Honey Mustard!!!!

Anybody here try the limited-time sauce available now at Buffalo Wild Wings? It's Honey Bourbon Mustard.

OMG were they tasty..........................

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:06 PM (HVI5a)

228 I mentioned it on an earlier thread, but I had to leave. Did y'all see the horrible video of Don Baylor breaking his leg? Broke his femur and then tried to stand up. Anderson Silva was heard saying, "Damn, that's bad."

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2014 07:06 PM (ILBCY)

229 I need a name for my secret cabal.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 01, 2014 07:06 PM (3BvsE)

230 8.2 quake in Cheelay? Holy crap. Guess I need to pay a little more attention to the non-politcal news.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 01, 2014 07:06 PM (HLprW)

231 I bought an egg ring. I can make my own McD's EggMcMuffins at home now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:07 PM (HVI5a)

232 OK, I'm out Tomorrow night, mi amigoes

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2014 07:07 PM (JMmQ9)

233 But Michelle couldnÂ’t care less, said the D.C. insider. Â“ItÂ’s clear to everyone at the White House that Barack has completely lost control of his wife,Â” said the source. Â“Michelle does whatever she wants and goes wherever she wants. ItÂ’s as if sheÂ’s tacked up a map of the world and put pins on all the places she wants to visit. The sad part is that taxpayers are paying for her bucket list.Â” hmmm is this something? criticism?

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:07 PM (zOTsN)

234 Anyone in the SE PA or Lancaster area? I'm taking part in a concert this month. We're doing Israel in Egypt. Tickets are 12 bucks. I've already taken part in 2 concerts, and I must say they are very good.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:07 PM (r+7wo)

235 "Horseradish sauce was the actual original spicy sauce as I understand it, going back to the 1800s." Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 11:02 PM (HVI5a) You'd love the cheese&broccoli soup I'm making on Saturday. Think of a Wendy's baked potato with either diced, seasoned chicken, (last time) -or- pan-fried kielbasa, (this time). I love being able to cook!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:07 PM (lq3Ak)

236 Imagine The Equalizer, the A-Team, and Dexter all rolled into one. That'll be us.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 01, 2014 07:07 PM (3BvsE)

237 Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:06 PM (zOTsN) None of what you reprinted there would surprise me.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 07:08 PM (mx5oN)

238 197 >> And it's not necessarily unusual to have gasoline lines in a country that exports crude oil. All you need is a really sucky government.

Right chique. I worked a gas station in the 70s when we had odd/even days. And lines out the wazoo.

Sucky gubmint? Yes we can.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2014 07:08 PM (wNF3N)

239 Ricardo Kill: Clown Shack? Weren't they the fast food place that the Fat Albert Gang used to eat at? ;-)

I remember once seeing a YouTube spoof of them. On the Clown Burger sign: "Over 5,000,000 Hopelessly Poor Persons Served."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:08 PM (HVI5a)

240 BK's double meat crossaintwich and hash browns. Pardon me while I go drool a bit.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:08 PM (GEICT)

241 Slapweasel: oh yeah.

Horseradish sauce is good in white clam chowder too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:09 PM (HVI5a)

242 Adriane...TR...good to be back...for as long as it lasts, anyway. I just go through those long phases where I don't feel like I have anything to add, so I just lurk. Got good news since I last de-cloaked...got a promotion at the job, and I'm helping produce a podcast by Jim Ross, who, as I understand, has been a big name in pro wrestling. Life is busy, but satisfying.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 01, 2014 07:09 PM (Pd9h2)

243 So, Jacko really DID spank the monkey...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Lipstick Lesbian Purity Commissar at April 01, 2014 07:09 PM (vHRtU)

244 "McD's Sausage Egg MCMuffin...it is the shiznitz, along with the HBs. Only have them once a month or so, but do love them." Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 11:06 PM (ojnk6) *High-Five* I LOVE a sausage McMuffin w/egg!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:09 PM (lq3Ak)

245 241 Slapweasel: oh yeah. Horseradish sauce is good in white clam chowder too. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 11:09 PM (HVI5a) That's not the only thing going in the white clam chowder.

Posted by: Tyler Durden at April 01, 2014 07:10 PM (mx5oN)

246 And I like to order the Kielbasa at the hot dog stand at Costco.

Yeah, I'm an adventurous sort like that. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:10 PM (HVI5a)

247 I bought something called an Egg Genie. With just a couple of ounces of water, it steams 7 eggs in like 10 minutes and makes perfect hard/medium/soft boiled eggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 01, 2014 07:10 PM (3BvsE)

248 "Can ETOH be shipped to Idaho?"

Off the top of my head, uncertain. I know that it's a no-go in Utah for what should be obvious reasons, and Idaho does have a large contingent of LDS who would frown upon such things.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 01, 2014 07:10 PM (noWW6)

249 Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:06 PM (zOTsN) May the 2 of them rot in hell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:10 PM (HVff2)

250 And it's not necessarily unusual to have gasoline lines in a country that exports crude oil. All you need is a really sucky government.

To get the petrol to the car, requires a refinery in between. Refineries require skilled personnel to run the machines. Skilled personnel can be found in Africa, but they are not the majority. Democracy empowers the majority. When the majority is like the majority in most nations south of the Sahara (hell, south of the Alps) . . .

There are only two possible non-sucky political systems in Africa. One is dictatorship, and to hope that the dictator is competent. The other is to import lots of Dutch and Brits, and to hope they can think up a nice-sounding euphemism - since apparently the euphemism the Dutch came up with didn't sound nice enough.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 01, 2014 07:10 PM (30eLQ)

251 " Clown Shack? Weren't they the fast food place that the Fat Albert Gang used to eat at? ;-)" I was thinking Jack-off in the Box, but, if it works for you, it works for me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 07:11 PM (2TmEA)

252 It's so nice to be able to chat with you guys, my fake internet friends! I have been craaayzzzeee busy at work and it's nice to have a breather. You won't believe I actually didn't even read all the posts, that's how busy I was. (I usually keep up with the website even if I just end up lurking.) How's everyone doing? And can someone tell me why my twin is now being called Beth? I know she contributed a testimonial about Obamacare but I think it goes further than that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:11 PM (r+7wo)

253 qdpsteve, ooh, fancy. I throw some liquid eggs into a bowl sprayed with cooking spray and throw it in the microwave. The bowl is the perfect size for the eggs to fit in the English muffin.

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2014 07:11 PM (ILBCY)

254 May the 2 of them rot in hell Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ----------------------------------- Why yes. Yes they may. Please and thank you.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:11 PM (4Mv1T)

255 ""Over 5,000,000 Hopelessly Poor Persons Served." Yes, yes. We have cheap shit and lots of calories to boot. Ya'll come right on in.

Posted by: Clown Shack at April 01, 2014 07:12 PM (2TmEA)

256 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 11:10 PM (HVI5a) If I were homeless? I'd gather enough money to get a Costco card and eat there every day.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:12 PM (lq3Ak)

257 sources say Michelle was further outraged when she learned the Secret Service had been covering up the presidentÂ’s cheating. Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:06 PM (zOTsN)
With whom?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 01, 2014 07:12 PM (/Nxsb)

258 My favorite breakfast food is the sausage and egg croissant from the local convenience store. Mmmm. Not much I can stand from the breakfast menus at the chain restaurants.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 01, 2014 07:13 PM (Pd9h2)

259 no good deed: how's your back doing these days?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:13 PM (HVI5a)

260 244 High 5 back atya Slap. Can't do them too often, too old for that, but do savor those Saturday a.m. stops for grease and pure goodness.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:13 PM (ojnk6)

261 yesssss with whom

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:13 PM (zOTsN)

262 In a twist of poetic irony, all that money Jennings won on Jeopardy! will soon be near worthless thanks to the Keynesian economics practiced by the Obama administration and the Federal Reserve. What is a useful idiot, Alex?

Posted by: Jason at April 01, 2014 07:13 PM (jqcVe)

263 sources say Michelle was further outraged when she learned the Secret Service had been covering up the presidentÂ’s cheating. Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:06 PM (zOTsN) With whom? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr -------------------------------- Spooning with a teleprompter

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)

264 Slapweasel: yep. :-) Costco's expanding their menu too.

They just added a BBQ brisket sandwich for $4.99 to the menu.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:13 PM (HVI5a)

265 213 Have the Cubs won their division yet? Or at least their first game? they didn't play today so they didn't lose YAY!!! plus they decided to win it all next year makes the soon to be SuperBowl champs Da BEARS a chance to bask in their upcoming 16-0 season

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 07:14 PM (Ft87j)

266 "With whom?" Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 01, 2014 11:12 PM (/Nxsb) You're on a "need-to-know basis"... and there's no reason for you to know.

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 01, 2014 07:15 PM (lq3Ak)

267 "IMHO hash browns and some corned beef hash would make a fantastic breakfast."

In a similar vein, one of the Horde had been talking up their deep love for scrapple.

Wasn't me. I haven't eaten that in thirty years. Barely remember what it's like.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 01, 2014 07:15 PM (noWW6)

268 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 01, 2014 11:10 PM (30eLQ) My dear home country had two refineries which I believe they had spent over $1B "repairing" before I left in the mid-ish 90s and were still not working. We're probably have the most highly educated people in Africa (pretty sure we're at or near the top of the PhD and Master's lists) and there are lots of oil companies in the country. But guess who ran the refineries?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:15 PM (r+7wo)

269 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 11:11 PM (r+7wo) Good to see you crazy busy person. Hey good to see you TR

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:15 PM (HVff2)

270 Go reply to him on Twitter. Tell him what fuck face he his. Also mention that Breibart's kids probably don't think the joke is funny.

Posted by: Naes1984 at April 01, 2014 07:16 PM (LiHKo)

271 It's coming along nicely. I should be able to start running in May. We've had two family outings that required all day on my feet and a lot of walking, and I didn't hurt a bit.

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2014 07:16 PM (ILBCY)

272 " It's so nice to be able to chat with you guys, my fake internet friends! I have been craaayzzzeee busy at work and it's nice to have a breather. You won't believe I actually didn't even read all the posts, that's how busy I was. " Chique, I don't know what's wrong with you, but, I drop work to keep up with the posts here. Important Shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 07:16 PM (2TmEA)

273 109 Is Brannon the guy who got all the press for screwing over some people in a business deal? Posted by: Ashley Judd's -------------------- Ah. You have been listening to the 'press' again, eh? You know better. The straight scoop..., but you will have to read it: http://tinyurl.com/nv3fmff Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 10:40 PM (aDwsi) I know that most of the lawsuit is bullshit, but the point I am trying to make is "perception is reality". Most people have no idea what went on in that deal, all they know is that he got sued, and if you get sued, you HAD to have done something awful. I have been told here that you can't be sued for things because the law says so. My answer to that is that judges will decide if you can be sued or not, and they will decide if that law applies, no one else. Brannon is now perceived as a sleazy business man because of the suit, and that has nothing to do with the facts.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 07:16 PM (HxSXm)

274 Posted by: torquewrench at April 01, 2014 11:15 PM (noWW6) I had scrapple just today. Mmmm scrapple. I used to find it quite scary and mysterious but my friend made some for me late last year and I was hooked. Can you imagine I had lived in PA for over 10 years and had never had scrapple untile then?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:17 PM (r+7wo)

275 Chique, someone at work kept calling her that in emails despite being corrected by her about her name numerous times. And then of course the horde picked it up and ran it into the ground.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 07:17 PM (RZ8pf)

276 135 The new Maytag Repairman looks like a prison rapist in a Halloween costume... He was the star of Eureka. It's kinda a wtf that he's in commercial. And hey, did y'all notice Searcy is two timing us with the Blaze? Cheating bastard!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 07:17 PM (484J5)

277 And can someone tell me why my twin is now being called Beth? ----------------- It is a mystery even to her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:17 PM (aDwsi)

278 Scrambled eggs, corn beef hash, hash browns, wheat toast & black coffee Yummy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:17 PM (HVff2)

279 Sometimes I like to lick my finger and then fantasize about buggering myself.

Posted by: KenT Jennings at April 01, 2014 07:18 PM (Aif/5)

280 Sometimes I like to lick my finger and then fantasize about buggering myself.

I'll take TMI for $200, Alex.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:19 PM (HVI5a)

281 Bebe, I already covered that ground!!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)

282 the horde picked it up and ran it into the ground. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle -------------------------- Think positive: "Promoted the trope."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:19 PM (aDwsi)

283 275 Chique, someone at work kept calling her that in emails despite being corrected by her about her name numerous times. And then of course the horde picked it up and ~~ran it into the ground~~ made it awesome. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 11:17 PM (RZ8pf) Fixed

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:19 PM (GEICT)

284 Hi Misanthropic Humanitarian and Ricardo Kill (LOL). I'll try to get my priorities straight from now on. AoSHQ > food > sleep > work.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:19 PM (r+7wo)

285 278 Damnit, MH, now I'm hungry.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:19 PM (ojnk6)

286 Not the Searcy, the Eureka.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)

287 Had some Jamoca Almond Fudge ice cream from Baskin Robbins last night for dessert.

Or as I like to call it... mud pie guts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:20 PM (HVI5a)

288 Chique, someone at work kept calling her that in emails despite being corrected by her about her name numerous times. And then of course the horde picked it up and ran it into the ground. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 11:17 PM (RZ8pf) Thanks PGIS. Hilarious.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:20 PM (r+7wo)

289 That line for bread in Venezuela looks nice and peaceful. That will NOT be the case here. Evenin' all!

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:20 PM (QeH9j)

290 I love jamocha almond fudge. That doesn't make me a racist, does it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 07:20 PM (RZ8pf)

291 153 I thought the new Maytag guy looked kinda like a poor-girls' version of Mike Rowe. Oooohh him AND mike Rowe. I wouldn't mind being the filling in that sammitch.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 07:20 PM (484J5)

292

Drinking Earl Grey tea could help guard against heart disease, it has emerged, after a study found that bergamot extract - a key ingredient in the hot drink - is just as effective as statins at controlling cholesterol.

Scientists believe bergamot, a fragrant Mediterranean citrus fruit which gives Earl Grey tea its distinctive flavour, can significantly lower cholesterol.

They say it contains enzymes known as HMGF (hydroxy methyl glutaryl flavonones) which can attack proteins in the body known to cause heart disease.

The study found bergamot could even be as effective as statins, used to control cholesterol but which can have side effects in patients.

Posted by: Richard Hertz at April 01, 2014 07:21 PM (e8kgV)

293 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 11:19 PM (ojnk6) Plus mid kid brought home chocolate shop fudge tonite. Awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:21 PM (HVff2)

294 Brannon is now perceived as a sleazy business man because of the suit, and that has nothing to do with the facts. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper -------------------------------- He's a Dr. (OB) and a darling of the hard right. And we can actually read. Hope there's enough of us.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:21 PM (4Mv1T)

295 Brannon is now perceived as a sleazy business man because of the suit, and that has nothing to do with the facts. Posted by: Ashley ----------------- I was just making the point that press reporting, and the reality of the suit, are two different things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

296 "IMHO hash browns and some corned beef hash would make a fantastic breakfast." Is there any way to cook or otherwise process most of the salt out of the beef hash? I look at the can, and am stunned by the salt content. I realize that it's needed for the process, but once opened and prepared, I could do with 90% less salt.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 01, 2014 07:21 PM (FlRtG)

297 OK guys and gals. My bed is screaming my name. I just wanted to check in and say what's up and that I missed you guys. Good night!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2014 07:22 PM (r+7wo)

298 My voice sounds like Mike Rowe. Does that count?

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:22 PM (lq3Ak)

299 I thought Zane was cuter on Eureka, but I liked how Sheriff Carter always figured out the solution when all the geniuses were stumped.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

300 Drinking Earl Grey tea could help guard against heart disease Does it help get rid of pesky Borg implants?

Posted by: Captain Picard at April 01, 2014 07:22 PM (Pd9h2)

301 Good Night, Chique!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:22 PM (lq3Ak)

302 "sources say Michelle was further outraged when she learned the Secret Service had been covering up the presidentÂ’s cheating. Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:06 PM (zOTsN) With whom?" Well, uh. Ummm. Errr.. It's kind of pretty obvious. We can't say a whole lot but, um, you already know. Can I say "fanny bandit"..........?

Posted by: White House SS at April 01, 2014 07:23 PM (2TmEA)

303 I was just making the point that press reporting, and the reality of the suit, are two different things. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 11:21 PM (aDwsi) He was convicted of being a liar and a fraud and a thief and meany pants!!!!1!!11!!

Posted by: Nipple Slip at April 01, 2014 07:23 PM (GEICT)

304 Favorite Sandwich on the Planet id a Firehouse Subs NY Steamer (not like that). Corned Beef, Brisket, Cheese, Mayo, Spicy Mustard and Italian dressing on a heavenly bun, white or wheat.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:23 PM (ojnk6)

305 Why the heck did I think the finale of Justified was a month or so ago?

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:23 PM (QeH9j)

306 Ooooohhhhhh, choc shop fudge.

Sometimes I've just gotta have some milk choc-covered brown sugar buttercreams from See's.

Only 3,800 calories per serving (i.e., ONE candy). Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:23 PM (HVI5a)

307 294 -295 So, does the doc have a chance against Hagen. From the sounds of it that broad can be defeated

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:24 PM (HVff2)

308 BC - Not just 'fraud', but stock fraud!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:24 PM (aDwsi)

309 "Favorite Sandwich on the Planet id a Firehouse Subs NY Steamer (not like that). Corned Beef, Brisket, Cheese, Mayo, Spicy Mustard and Italian dressing on a heavenly bun, white or wheat." Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 11:23 PM (ojnk6) Dood. Sounds awesome.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:25 PM (lq3Ak)

310 56

Are you serious??

Posted by: Commander Denton at April 01, 2014 10:28 PM (3BvsE)

*claps*

I almost wish Maet had included another blurb about Denton tonight just so we could mock the whiny bitch again.

Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at April 01, 2014 07:25 PM (LI48c)

311 Was he always an asshole or did someone slip him a case of douchebag pills over the weekend? Yes.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 01, 2014 07:25 PM (rakCv)

312 "Try Doane's Douchebag Pills, now with 40% more piss and vinegar!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:26 PM (HVI5a)

313 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 11:23 PM (ojnk6) Hey buddy I see you returned favor. That sandwich sounds freaking awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:27 PM (HVff2)

314 309 Dood, again, a monthly stop only. And hells yeah, it is.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:27 PM (ojnk6)

315 So, does the doc have a chance against Hagen. From the sounds of it that broad can be defeated Posted by: Misanthropic ------- The GPOe are afraid that Brannon might go all Todd Akin and muff the election..., or that the popular media in NC will paint the guy as a Tea Party nutjob, anti-woman, racist. They are probably correct re the latter..., and it is a risk that must be borne in mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

316 Best sandwich ever is Primanti Bros. Oh, who the hell am I kidding. They suck ass. Stop making that the sandwich of Pittsburgh!

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:28 PM (QeH9j)

317 /off futurama sock

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2014 07:28 PM (LI48c)

318 I need a name for my secret cabal. I call it Fred ...

Posted by: Richard Starkley at April 01, 2014 07:28 PM (qoKTg)

319 Â“The president was infuriated when advisers told him that theyÂ’d added up the costs of all their Â‘vacationsÂ’ and China was putting them over the $150 million mark. Yeah, April fools. Like tfg gives a fuck how much of our money he's pissing through living the high life.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 07:28 PM (484J5)

320 For my Cheddar and Broccoli soup, you have to reach the bottom of the pot with the ladle, so as to pull out the potatoes and kielbasa. *Keep Reaching For the Stars* /Kasem

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:28 PM (lq3Ak)

321 "sources say Michelle was further outraged when she learned the Secret Service had been covering up the presidentÂ’s cheating. Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:06 PM (zOTsN) With whom?" it was Aaron Rogers don't H8

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 07:29 PM (Ft87j)

322 "Try Doane's Douchebag Pills, now with 40% more piss and vinegar!!" Posted by: qdpsteve ---------------- Which reminds me, what ever happened to Carter's Little Liver Pills? I recall that they were renamed Carter's Pills...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

323 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 11:27 PM (aDwsi) You guys are kind of a purple state?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:30 PM (HVff2)

324 Mike Hammer: not to be confused with Jimmy Carter's Lily-Livered Pills, no doubt. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2014 07:30 PM (HVI5a)

325 313 Glad to be able to return it. Now, how do I make your suggestion given that I don't have the ingredients, and have had too many beers to drive responsibly? Choices...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:31 PM (ojnk6)

326 247
I bought something called an Egg Genie. With just a couple of ounces of water, it steams 7 eggs in like 10 minutes and makes perfect hard/medium/soft boiled eggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 01, 2014 11:10 PM (3BvsE)

I was wondering about those. sounds great.

Posted by: Guido at April 01, 2014 07:31 PM (15qFH)

327 Being from Cleveland, it is tough to admit that Pittsburgh has the best sandwiches, ever. Primanti Bros. is the best thing anywhere, any time, any epoch. ...period. ...and Toni is the absolute "cutest" old-lady to ever work at anything at any time. I just want to hug her until I die.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:32 PM (lq3Ak)

328 Carter's Little Liver Pills?

I read that as Carter's Little River Pills and thought what was that for? Incontinence?

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2014 07:32 PM (ILBCY)

329 Posted by: navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 11:29 PM (Ft87j) Then Jay cutler had sloppy seconds & thirds

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:32 PM (HVff2)

330 The White House held a press conference Tuesday to discuss Obamacare's enrollment numbers, but the biggest news may have been President Obama's alleged snubbing of Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. At least, that's what the White House press corps thinks. Even though the White House reaffirmed its support for her earlier today, reporters saw her absence at Monday's presser as a bad sign.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 01, 2014 07:33 PM (e8kgV)

331 "Can you imagine I had lived in PA for over 10 years and had never had scrapple untile then?"

And that's where I remember it from. There really are a few strongly regional dishes in the USA that don't migrate or translate much outside their home area, and that seems to be one.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 01, 2014 07:33 PM (noWW6)

332 Aren't seven eggs a bit much for one breakfast?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 01, 2014 07:33 PM (hn5v5)

333 Out,,,

Posted by: White House SS at April 01, 2014 07:34 PM (2TmEA)

334 National Enquirer makes the JEF out to be some kind of star f***er, like Kerry Washington, Gabrielle Union, BeyoncÃ©, etc they have also implied he is smoking pot again

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:34 PM (zOTsN)

335 Best sandwich around here was at a place the local Communists in Alexandria closed to re-develop (pre-Kelo) It was rare beef, tomatoes, a slab of cream cheese (not a schmear - a slab cut off of the industrial block of cream cheese), and covered in horseradish. It was right on the bike path - so you could watch girls in tight shorts pedal by while you stuffed yourself with fat.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2014 07:34 PM (Aqvh6)

336 I just go through those long phases where I don't feel like I have anything to add, so I just lurk. Cap' I know the feeling ... To everything there is a season ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 01, 2014 07:34 PM (qoKTg)

337 Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 11:32 PM (lq3Ak) You must have hit it many different times than I did. Disclosure - I hate cole slaw so I am sure that clouds my judgement.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:35 PM (QeH9j)

338 You guys are kind of a purple state? Posted by: Misanthropic -------------- Red right now, Blue in the metro areas. We've been targeted by the Dems. The usual shit..., harassment suits by Holder & DOJ, orchestrated demonstrations by NAACP and SEIU.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:35 PM (aDwsi)

339
maybe that's why the SS keeps getting fired

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:06 PM (zOTsN)

and tanked up. who'd want to be on that detail.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 07:35 PM (RhQvZ)

340 I turned the tv on and Dance Moms was on and it sucked me in with its horribleness.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)

341 I only look at the Enquirer on occassion because they were the only ones to print the Lewinski thing and the silky pony thing

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

342 334 they have also implied he is smoking pot again Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:34 PM (zOTsN) Again?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:36 PM (HVff2)

343 "Can you imagine I had lived in PA for over 10 years and had never had scrapple untile then?"

Pennsly-tucky Pate! It translate well to diners in Korea near bases - they fry it up right and hit it with the spicy Korean ketchup. I got my local bodega/cafe to do it.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2014 07:36 PM (Aqvh6)

344 Poland asked Nato to station 10,000 troops on its territory on Tuesday as a visible demonstration of the Alliance's resolve to defend all its members after Russia's seizure of Crimea.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 01, 2014 07:36 PM (e8kgV)

345 MeanwhileÂ… at the White House: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE

Posted by: The Electric Hat at April 01, 2014 07:37 PM (AymDN)

346 "Disclosure - I hate cole slaw so I am sure that clouds my judgement." Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 11:35 PM (QeH9j) Their coleslaw is "different". I can't even explain it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:37 PM (lq3Ak)

347 You guys are kind of a purple state? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian --------------------------------- I was interested to see in election results that while my major metro area was all in for O'Imbecile in 2008, my district reversed course and voted for the Romulan in 2012.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:37 PM (4Mv1T)

348 lemme guess we sent Poland some MREs instead

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:37 PM (zOTsN)

349 Silky Pony Thing?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Lipstick Lesbian Purity Commissar at April 01, 2014 07:37 PM (vHRtU)

350 >>>334 National Enquirer makes the JEF out to be some kind of star f***er, like Kerry Washington, Gabrielle Union, BeyoncÃ©, etc

they have also implied he is smoking pot again

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 11:34 PM (zOTsN)<<<

wait til Reggie finds out about this.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 07:37 PM (RhQvZ)

351 Red right now, Blue in the metro areas. We've been targeted by the Dems. The usual shit..., harassment suits by Holder & DOJ, orchestrated demonstrations by NAACP and SEIU. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 11:35 PM (aDwsi) Good to know for future purposes. Wis is purple. Our tax status is still high

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:37 PM (HVff2)

352 281 Bebe, I already covered that ground!! Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 11:19 PM (RZ8pf) Heh. That's what I get for reading all the comments!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 07:38 PM (484J5)

353 Oooohh him AND mike Rowe. I wouldn't mind being the filling in that sammitch. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 11:20 PM (484J5) -------------- Would that be a "Roweo" ? Yes, I'm ashamed of myself for thinking of that.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 07:38 PM (zJGcJ)

354 338 Yep Mike Hammer, the Donks are running Michelle Nunn, after Saxby Rino POS's seat. What would be the difference? Only the designation after their name.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:38 PM (ojnk6)

355 but they were the really good MREs with the teeny tiny Tabasco bottles in them

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

356 No one thought rats and mice were the predominant disseminators of the infection but rats and mice carried the vectors (fleas) which ended up infecting humans who then spread it to other humans.

Posted by: Naes1984 at April 01, 2014 07:38 PM (LiHKo)

357 IN a major behind-the-scenes blowout, President BARACK OBAMA and first lady MICHELLE waged their worst White House fight ever over her lavish vacation trip to China! Sources tell The ENQUIRER that Obama exploded when Michelle refused to cancel her pricey getaway - even after White House advisers warned him that the first couple's six-year string of extravagant vacations had already drained the U.S. Treasury of a whopping $150 million in taxpayers' money.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 01, 2014 07:38 PM (e8kgV)

358 silky pony = John Edwards

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 07:39 PM (zOTsN)

359 354 338 Yep Mike Hammer, the Donks are running Michelle Nunn, after Saxby Rino POS's seat. What would be the difference? Only the designation after their name. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 11:38 PM (ojnk6) I bet you she wouldn't vote like her old man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:40 PM (HVff2)

360 Human bodies are amazing. I watch dancers and can't believe people can get their bodies to be so stretchy and springy and tumbly.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 07:40 PM (RZ8pf)

361 Drinking Earl Grey tea could help guard against heart disease, it has emerged,
after a study found that bergamot extract - a key ingredient in the hot
drink - is just as effective as statins at controlling cholesterol.

Scientists believe bergamot, a fragrant Mediterranean citrus fruit which gives
Earl Grey tea its distinctive flavour, can significantly lower cholesterol.

They say it contains enzymes known as HMGF (hydroxy methyl glutaryl
flavonones) which can attack proteins in the body known to cause heart
disease.

The study found bergamot could even be as effective as statins, used to
control cholesterol but which can have side effects in patients.

Well fuck me. I'm still getting class action lawsuit flyers from lawyers because I had kidney stones and elevated blood sugar after going on statins. Your saying all that pain and unpleasantness could have been avoided by switching to Earl Grey tea bags in my sweet tea?

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2014 07:40 PM (Aqvh6)

362 Â“Whether I believe this, or whether I donÂ’t believe the story or not, I donÂ’t know. I can tell you this story I saw this morning about the buffaloes running the street Â… whether or not itÂ’s because of any activity in Yellowstone or not, I donÂ’t know,Â” said blogger Jay Lee, who posted a story on his site tatoott1009.com. Â“But IÂ’ll tell you this, whatever the case may be, that their running away from Yellowstone is an alert of some sort.Â”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 01, 2014 07:41 PM (e8kgV)

363 *teabags* Tension breaker. Had to be done.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:41 PM (lq3Ak)

364 359 Neither did Saxby. He wound up, being more liberal.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:41 PM (ojnk6)

365 The usual shit..., harassment suits by Holder & DOJ, orchestrated demonstrations by NAACP and SEIU. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 11:35 PM (aDwsi) So, you're doing something right then?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:42 PM (GEICT)

366 Man - Would that be 'Nunn' as in a progeny of Sam Nunn? Why do I bother to ask...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

367 298 My voice sounds like Mike Rowe. Does that count? Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 11:22 PM (lq3Ak) Nah, phone sex just doesn't get it done. Sorry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 07:42 PM (484J5)

368 So, you're doing something right then? Posted by: Bcochran --------------- When you start taking flak, you know you are over the target.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

369 those small bottles of Tabasco can be ordered with custom labels -- they make excellent trade show give aways

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2014 07:43 PM (Aqvh6)

370 Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) Director Todd Jones today met a 5 p.m. deadline to provide Congress with some information related to disciplinary action, or lack thereof, against key players involved in ATFÂ’s Fast and Furious gunwalking case. ThatÂ’s according to an official with the House Oversight Committee who says committee members haven't yet thoroughly reviewed the materials but that they are often Â“highly redacted.Â”

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 01, 2014 07:43 PM (e8kgV)

371 Reading backwards up the thread I ran across... Â»Â» I thought Zane was cuter on Eureka, but I liked how Sheriff Carter always figured out the solution when all the geniuses were stumped. @ParanoidGirlinSeattle Hey! Milady & I are just getting through the 5th & I guess final season, after stopping for a long time just before the end of the 4th season. Just got done with random fireball episode. Carter nearly gets blown up again. Sticking with a series is hard enough, coming back to one is weird. Life is shit, for one thing... Other series I never finished B5 final season NextGen last season 70s show final season Smallville final season I believe there may be a pattern in there somewhere. Might actually get back to firefly. Saw all of Farscape... eventually.

Posted by: mindful webworker at April 01, 2014 07:44 PM (5SlKF)

372 "Nah, phone sex just doesn't get it done. Sorry." Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 11:42 PM (484J5) That's okay. I'll just broadcast baseball. ..."disappointment" is the second word in the Slapweasel dictionary.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:44 PM (lq3Ak)

373 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 01, 2014 11:33 PM (e8kgV) BREAKING NEWS!! pResident was being alittle cocsucking petulent fucking prick in the Rose Garden! I didn't think I could hate him and his little lap dog suck ups in the media any more until today. A month ago- sorry, we can't track those numbers. Today, in real time, we noticed an uptick of 1.1 million new enrolees. And not a fucking thing said by the MSM.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:45 PM (QeH9j)

374 294 Brannon is now perceived as a sleazy business man because of the suit, and that has nothing to do with the facts. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper -------------------------------- He's a Dr. (OB) and a darling of the hard right. And we can actually read. Hope there's enough of us. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 11:21 PM (4Mv1T) 295 Brannon is now perceived as a sleazy business man because of the suit, and that has nothing to do with the facts. Posted by: Ashley ----------------- I was just making the point that press reporting, and the reality of the suit, are two different things. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 11:21 PM (aDwsi) LIV's are who will make the difference, and between now and November, Brannon and this lawsuit will be front and center to them. Last year, Cuccinelli in VA got caught up in Bob McDonnell's scandal, and it killed his run.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 07:45 PM (HxSXm)

375 360 Human bodies are amazing. I watch dancers and can't believe people can get their bodies to be so stretchy and springy and tumbly. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 11:40 PM (RZ8pf) There *are* limits though.

Posted by: People Who End Up on "Parkour Fail" Videos on YT at April 01, 2014 07:45 PM (WlWt+)

376 Hoping you NC morons can oust Hagen. What a dumb twat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:46 PM (HVff2)

377 My favorite Georgia Democrat: Herman Talmadge. His wife found the pockets of a raincoat of his stuffed with bundles of $100 bills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

378 "And not a fucking thing said by the MSM." Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 11:45 PM (QeH9j) I haven't seen this phrase uttered often enough, recently but... Delenda Est.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:47 PM (lq3Ak)

379 "360 Human bodies are amazing. I watch dancers and can't believe people can get their bodies to be so stretchy and springy and tumbly." Important note: This explanation does not work when explaining to one's wife why the grocery money ended up in some stripper's g-string.

Posted by: Naes1984 at April 01, 2014 07:47 PM (LiHKo)

380 That's okay. I'll just broadcast baseball. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 11:44 PM (lq3Ak) Wait, back up. Did I miss a joke or do you call games?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:47 PM (GEICT)

381 Hoping you NC morons can oust Hagen. What a dumb twat Posted by: Misanthropic ----------------------- I rise in defense of twats everywhere..., well..., almost everywhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:47 PM (aDwsi)

382 So, I'm having one of those, "we've secretly swapped the house blend for Folger's coffee crystals" moments....the room is quite warm, so I stacked some luggage so that it didn't blow directly on her and turned on the "low fan" on the hotel heat/cool widget -- and, far from snuggling in, the BH tossed another blanket off.

Weather Underground says that it'll get down to 59 outside. I know I won't get in trouble down to about 62 in the room....and I'm going to just chance leaving it running.

Let's see if the BH notices!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2014 07:48 PM (cMTdx)

383 366 You betcha. Ds are counting on a fond remembrance of a time when there were moderate Dems, and name recognition. It's all they got, and they have a fair chance of getting it,, given Chambliss's GOPe voting record. Again, what would be the difference?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:49 PM (ojnk6)

384 353 Would that be a "Roweo" ? Yes, I'm ashamed of myself for thinking of that. Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 11:38 PM (zJGcJ Why yes, yes it would. I'll have to remember that one.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 07:49 PM (484J5)

385 I love hash browns, especially the Southern Style by Ore Ida. I donÂ’t use a large enough skillet to cook them in so it takes twice as long but I donÂ’t have another one with a cover & canÂ’t be bothered because I have so many pans. Lindafell, if you are here tonight, I cut & pasted what you wrote last night about the Yeti steamer & putt it in a Word document. I left the ONT last night, one reason was because I had been up since 3:35 or 3:55 that morning & the other was that I am tired of someone saying things about Admiral Denton. I do not come here for aggravation. I come here for enjoyment.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 07:50 PM (gjOCp)

386 His wife found the pockets of a raincoat of his stuffed with bundles of $100 bills. Posted by: Mike Hammer -------------------------- Guess I better move my stash.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:50 PM (4Mv1T)

387 "Wait, back up. Did I miss a joke or do you call games?" Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 11:47 PM (GEICT) I WISH! I do sound like Mike Rowe, but I've only emceed "Bare-As-You-Dare" competitions. LOL.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:51 PM (lq3Ak)

388 Â»Â» Life is shit, for one thing... Ha ha, autoincorrect Life is shit. I meant short. Speaking of which, f it all.

Posted by: mindful webworker at April 01, 2014 07:51 PM (uHgI5)

389 This explanation does not work when explaining to one's wife why the grocery money ended up in some stripper's g-string.

But they were magic g-strings.

Posted by: Jack just going to sell the cow at April 01, 2014 07:51 PM (ILBCY)

390 386 His wife found the pockets of a raincoat of his stuffed with bundles of $100 bills. Posted by: Mike Hammer -------------------------- Guess I better move my stash. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 11:50 PM (4Mv1T) Mine, next to the vacuum cleaner. Safe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:51 PM (HVff2)

391 Ok I love the title of the new ID series, "Secret Lives of Stepford Wives".

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 07:51 PM (RZ8pf)

392 I WISH! I do sound like Mike Rowe, but I've only emceed "Bare-As-You-Dare" competitions. LOL. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 11:51 PM (lq3Ak) I'm imagining that could be risky. Those that dare, often shouldn't.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:51 PM (GEICT)

393 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 11:45 PM (HxSXm) Hi. i'm Terry McAuliffe. For a 100k donation you get a sit down dinner with me. Not reported on at all. I haven't seen this phrase uttered often enough, recently but... Delenda Est. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 11:47 PM (lq3Ak) Faster please. But i have no idea how to do it. It's not like the media stands on it's own.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:52 PM (QeH9j)

394 Mine, next to the vacuum cleaner. Safe Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian --------------------------------------- I'm telling.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:52 PM (4Mv1T)

395 Evenin' everyone. Wonder whose standards I'll fall short of tonight?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 07:52 PM (0AKks)

396 Cthulhu, Are you feeling better?

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 07:53 PM (gjOCp)

397 386 I kept mine in one of a number of "empty" coffee cans, pre divorce. Worked out very well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 07:54 PM (ojnk6)

398 394 Mine, next to the vacuum cleaner. Safe Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian --------------------------------------- I'm telling. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 11:52 PM (4Mv1T) Does that mean Mrs. Misanthrope will use it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:54 PM (HVff2)

399 Chicks tell me I sound like Stephen Hawking.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:54 PM (QeH9j)

400 Evenin' everyone. Wonder whose standards I'll fall short of tonight? Posted by: Blanco Basura --------------------------- Nobody here. We're asshole-free tonight. Besides... well, us.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:54 PM (4Mv1T)

401 Guess I better move my stash. Posted by: Tobacco Road ----------------------- Yeah, well, no worries for me. My raincoat probably only has some lint in it..., possibly a 1970's penny that I picked up in a parking lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

402 >>>Last year, Cuccinelli in VA got caught up in Bob McDonnell's scandal, and it killed his run.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 11:45 PM (HxSXm)<<<

and tom steyer's money ... thanks NoVa!

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 07:55 PM (RhQvZ)

403 On my good days I sound like Tiny Tim.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:55 PM (QeH9j)

404 382 Let's see if the BH notices!!! Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2014 11:48 PM (cMTdx You are cruising for a bruising there mr.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 07:55 PM (484J5)

405 Nobody here. We're asshole-free tonight. Besides... well, us. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 11:54 PM (4Mv1T) We are pretty full of shit. Now I know why.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:55 PM (GEICT)

406 Does that mean Mrs. Misanthrope will use it? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian --------------------------------- Worse. You'll have to.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 07:55 PM (4Mv1T)

407 "I'm imagining that could be risky. Those that dare, often shouldn't." Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 11:51 PM (GEICT) There's a "Whole Thing" that goes along with that. I've described it before, but I risk sounding like our Presnit'. Being an emcee is actual "work", except it doesn't involve real "work".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:56 PM (lq3Ak)

408 Being an emcee is actual "work", except it doesn't involve real "work". Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 11:56 PM (lq3Ak) That was deep man, deep.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:56 PM (GEICT)

409 Gracias, amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:57 PM (lq3Ak)

410 Yeah, well, no worries for me. My raincoat probably only has some lint in it..., possibly a 1970's penny that I picked up in a parking lot. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 11:55 PM (aDwsi) Be careful in DC. Copper will get you a couple of years. Unless you're David Gregory.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:57 PM (QeH9j)

411

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 11:52 PM (0AKks)

have a beer on me.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 07:58 PM (RhQvZ)

412 395 Evenin' everyone. Wonder whose standards I'll fall short of tonight? Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 11:52 PM (0AKks) ???? Here, sit next to Bebe & explain what I've missed in my hit & run postings.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 07:58 PM (484J5)

413 TR I've been known to use all of these domestic appliances. All the joys of working from home. The little lady has an hour commute everyday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 07:58 PM (HVff2)

414 Alright, I'm out. See you Morons tomorrow.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 07:58 PM (GEICT)

415 Nobody here. We're asshole-free tonight.

Besides... well, us.

And you lot are used to me delivering disappointment, so it's all back to abnormal.

Speaking of disappointment, here's the terrible joke I heard today.

How do you get an old woman to say "fuck"?

Get another old woman to say "BINGO!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 07:58 PM (0AKks)

416 G'Night, BC!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 07:59 PM (lq3Ak)

417 No problem Carol. I was just about to go to bed and did one last refresh and caught your post. Read it when you have time but it really does help with consistent use. Good night.

Posted by: lindafell at April 01, 2014 07:59 PM (PGO8C)

418 Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 11:55 PM (RhQvZ) NoVa is just this [. ] close to being allowed into the gilded city on the hill. Fuck 'em all.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 07:59 PM (QeH9j)

419 Standards? We don't need no stinkin standards!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American, Lipstick Lesbian Purity Commissar at April 01, 2014 08:00 PM (vHRtU)

420

Posted by: mindful webworker at April 01, 2014 11:51 PM (uHgI5)

whoa...hope everything is all right with you.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:00 PM (RhQvZ)

421 have a beer on me.

Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 08:00 PM (0AKks)

422 TR I've been known to use all of these domestic appliances. All the joys of working from home. The little lady has an hour commute everyday Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ------------------------------------- Likewise, sadly.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 08:00 PM (4Mv1T)

423 393 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 11:45 PM (HxSXm) Hi. i'm Terry McAuliffe. For a 100k donation you get a sit down dinner with me. Not reported on at all. I haven't seen this phrase uttered often enough, recently but... Delenda Est. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 11:47 PM (lq3Ak) Faster please. But i have no idea how to do it. It's not like the media stands on it's own. Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 11:52 PM (QeH9j) It's been reported, but more like page B18 right next to the Obits. Also not uttered, raising money while General Assembly is in session. But, as bad as this is, what McDonnell did was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 08:00 PM (HxSXm)

424 Ok I love the title of the new ID series, "Secret Lives of Stepford Wives". Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 11:51 PM (RZ8pf) WaitÂ… that violates the 1st law! Damn Giskardian heretics!

Posted by: R. Plussix at April 01, 2014 08:01 PM (AymDN)

425 Good nite morons, be well. Thank you for an enjoyable evening

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 08:01 PM (HVff2)

426

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 11:59 PM (QeH9j)-

well except for me and the rest of the nova horde. steyer's money made a huge difference in Loudoun county (carpet bombed the ads) and the fake libertarian helped McAwful.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:02 PM (RhQvZ)

427 G'Night, Misanthropic.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:03 PM (lq3Ak)

428 'night BC. Sleep well. You'll be old like us and just sleep between trips to the head, someday. Buwhahahahaha

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 08:03 PM (4Mv1T)

429 ???? Here, sit next to Bebe & explain what I've missed in my hit & run postings.

One of us will have to don a hazmat suit, because I don't want to give you this flu.

What you've missed? A poster came in two nights in a row and voiced a complaint that we weren't sufficiently on topic on the ONT. Went all special snowflake with emotive cluster. But the fine denizens of the ONT assure me that's all behind us now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 08:03 PM (0AKks)

430 Students at Ohio State University are outraged that MSNBC host Chris Matthews has been selected as their graduation speaker. 'The response from students is simply that we donÂ’t know who this guy is, we donÂ’t care about this guy,' student government president Taylor Stepp said. Students at the state school have spoken out after the announcement last week that Matthews will speak at their commencement ceremonies in May. bwhahahahahhahahahha

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 08:03 PM (zOTsN)

431 GOODNIGHT WISCONSIN! We gotta get you a shorter nic.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 08:04 PM (4Mv1T)

432 >>>Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 02, 2014 12:00 AM (0AKks)<<<

you're welcome.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:04 PM (RhQvZ)

433 385 Carol You may recall that I recently asked you about the neighborhood around Northeastern. Well, my youngest finally made her decision today, and she's going to be pursuing her Chem-Bio PhD at that institution. She's a (VERY cute) nerd, somewhere to the right of Rush Limbaugh (but not very loud about it - figures), so should be interesting. Have I mentioned that her mother & I couldn't be more proud?

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:04 PM (noB3y)

434 400Â Evenin' everyone. Wonder whose standards I'll fall short of tonight? Posted by: Blanco BasuraÂ ---------------------------Â Nobody here. We're asshole-free tonight. Besides... well, us. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 11:54 PM (4Mv1T) --------------- I don't know... I've been trying to kill this bottle of Jim Beam green label for a couple hours - given time, I'm sure I won't disappoint.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 08:04 PM (zJGcJ)

435 [i[]Ok I love the title of the new ID series, "Secret Lives of Stepford Wives". Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 01, 2014 11:51 PM (RZ8pf) WaitÂ… that violates the 1st law! Damn Giskardian heretics! Posted by: R. Plussix at April 02, 2014 12:01 AM I'm on the problem.

Posted by: Jehanne Butler at April 01, 2014 08:04 PM (AymDN)

436 We are pretty full of shit. Now I know why. Posted by: Bc ---------------- I keep telling you, Carter's Little Liver Pills: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v2WRcfu5Yg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

437 still waiting for mindful to speak back up.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:06 PM (RhQvZ)

438 "Students at Ohio State University are outraged that MSNBC host Chris Matthews has been selected as their graduation speaker. Posted by: thunderb at April 02, 2014 12:03 AM (zOTsN) They're stupid, but not that stupid.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:06 PM (lq3Ak)

439 One of us will have to don a hazmat suit, because I don't want to give you this flu. Yay, ok, stay waaaay over there. I'll send over some chicken soup. Ah yeah, I saw ongoing the woof wig out. Didnt see that coming, she seemed pretty normal. For an 'ette anyways.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:06 PM (484J5)

440 Speedster - Kudos, my friend! Job well done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:07 PM (aDwsi)

441 "Students at Ohio State University are outraged that MSNBC host Chris Matthews has been selected as their graduation speaker. Posted by: thunderb at April 02, 2014 12:03 AM (zOTsN) They're stupid, but not that stupid. Posted by: Slapweasel ---------------- Perhaps they saw his performance on 'Jeopardy'. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:08 PM (aDwsi)

442 [i[]Ok I love the title of the new ID series, "Secret Lives of Stepford Wives". Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle I was coerced into watching some shows on the womens crime channel. apparently the key to all their new shows is to show people in risque situations and speak very very slowly

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 08:08 PM (rDidD)

443 Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 02, 2014 12:04 AM (noB3y) *applause* You've won this thing called "Life".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:09 PM (lq3Ak)

444 440 MH Thanks! Her sister is a physicist. I'm thinking of Sheriff Buford Justice here re: her mama. :-)

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:09 PM (noB3y)

445 >>>Have I mentioned that her mother & I couldn't be more proud?

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 02, 2014 12:04 AM (noB3y)<<<

congratulations.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:10 PM (RhQvZ)

446

RWC, great point on the North Korean-style "press" behavior. Even avoiding most of the daily trivia in the "news", I was easily aware of the repeated instances on the Hill where admin. witnesses said they had no numbers (yes, this ITSELF was another outrage which, if it had occurred in the Bush years .... well just imagine a Bush admin. official not having exact numbers on some "controversial", i.e. media-slandered, program ... yeah, I know, what's the point).

Then, suddenly ..... magic! Exact numbers! And not a one of those loathsome stupid "journalists" has the brains or integrity to ask the first question that popped into any moderately informed person's head.

The degradation of this country, of its civic culture and institutions, makes it unrecognizable to me. This Rose Garden outrage is the n-th example in just the last few years. And it's not by this ridiculous affirmative action non-entity "president" - he's just a pathetic symptom. The degradation is all around us, in the humans who are fellow "citizens" in no meaningful sense.

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2014 08:10 PM (afQnV)

447 443 Slap Thanks! And: loved to play that game as a kid. Wait, what?

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:10 PM (noB3y)

448 "Perhaps they saw his performance on 'Jeopardy'. Embarrassing." Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 02, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi) Hah!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:10 PM (lq3Ak)

449 >> have a beer on me. Thank you, sir! Posted by: Blanco Basura You should have asked for a glass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 01, 2014 08:11 PM (wCF3s)

450 We're asshole-free tonight.

So no Ken Jennings postings, then?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 01, 2014 08:11 PM (/Nxsb)

451 lol ... in a frosty mug.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:12 PM (RhQvZ)

452 "So no Ken Jennings postings, then?" Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 02, 2014 12:11 AM (/Nxsb) Suck My Knowledge.

Posted by: Simply Ken at April 01, 2014 08:12 PM (lq3Ak)

453 Y5! I need a migraine special cocktail. Something along the lines of a mocha ice blended with booze. Recommendations?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:12 PM (484J5)

454 "Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." Richard Feynman, Physicist Remember that the next time someone is referred to as an 'expert'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:12 PM (aDwsi)

455 435 Bebe, Irish Coffee needed stat!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:14 PM (ojnk6)

456 fuck you for not talking about NAZIs. you all don't hate NAZIs sufficiently there feel better?

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

457 452 Suck My Knowledge. Posted by: Simply Ken at April 02, 2014 12:12 AM (lq3Ak Go defile someone else's vacuum cleaner

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:14 PM (484J5)

458 I was kidding for anyone who missed the last couple of nights

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 08:15 PM (zOTsN)

459 Isn't it nice here when the assholes are playing elsewhere? And if you're lurking, you know who you are.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 08:15 PM (4Mv1T)

460 Y5! I need a migraine special cocktail. Something along the lines of a mocha ice blended with booze. Recommendations? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy Colorado bulldog? 1 shot vodka 1 shot Kahlua milk add coke to taste

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 01, 2014 08:15 PM (wCF3s)

461 For an 'ette anyways.

I wasn't sure about that one, claimed to be older. After all, everyone knows that the 'ettes are all 29. Some have been 29 longer than others, but all 29.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 08:15 PM (0AKks)

462 IIRC Ken may not be anatomically correct. Those tweets proved it

Posted by: thunderb at April 01, 2014 08:16 PM (zOTsN)

463 Not to pile on, but: Full ride, stipend plus teaching and lab opportunities. I can *spell* Chem-Bio.

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:16 PM (noB3y)

464 Irish Coffee needed stat! No, need the cold to help rein in the migraine

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:16 PM (484J5)

465 459 We didn't mention Admiral you know who in the headline, so all is well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:16 PM (ojnk6)

466 She's a (VERY cute) nerd, somewhere to the right of Rush Limbaugh (but not very loud about it - figures), so should be interesting. Have I mentioned that her mother & I couldn't be more proud? Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 02, 2014 12:04 AM (noB3y) Congratulations Speedster1! I remember someone asking & it was quite a while ago. Your daughter will be fine here. HavenÂ’t you seen the outpouring of love from the people in Boston to the Fire House that the two firefighters were killed from in last WednesdayÂ’s nine alarm fire? I drive by that Fire House every day on my way to & from work. On the way to it I am on the opposite side of the street & taking a right at the intersection. On my way home I face it to take a left onto Boylston Street. They are still putting fresh flowers & people are standing around the Fire House tonight six days later. The flag is still at half mast but they took off the black flag they had on the fire house itself. It was late so I canÂ’t see what it says.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 08:17 PM (gjOCp)

467

Those Russian rations don't seem half-bad. Remember that Russian soldiers have rarely been in an expeditionary status - they tend to fight at or close to home (uh, on the whole, better to be fighting in some place you can't find on the map, or pronounce, then close to home). I mean in all of their history. So field kitchens and being supported by your local populace, or train cars pulling up on a siding with supplies, have been more the norm.

Was it here a while back that Maet posted that link to the page with the MRE-equivalents from all those NATO countries? Very interesting.

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2014 08:17 PM (afQnV)

468 Just where did the idea that the rats then fleas spread the black death come from. Could it be way back when it was happening they saw rats with the dead and thought they caused and stayed for the last 600+. No one bothered to study the relationship after they pinned it on the fleas that it was really human to human all along.

Sound of settled science with consensus of experts.

Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at April 01, 2014 08:18 PM (bkAvJ)

469 Thanks, Carol! Shamefully, I have not: I'm in the insurance racket, er, biz, and have been (understandably) busy the past week or so. But very heartened to hear that.

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:19 PM (noB3y)

470 Man - Do.Not.Start.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:19 PM (aDwsi)

471 Man - Do.Not.Start.

No, he didn't. He's responding to me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 08:20 PM (0AKks)

472 Man - Do.Not.Start. Posted by: Mike Hammer --------------------------- I am blissfully ignorant of this. Blissfully.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)

473 Full ride, stipend plus teaching and lab opportunities. I can *spell* Chem-Bio. Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 02, 2014 12:16 AM (noB3y) Enjoy it! DonÂ’t bother to hide it. You & your wife did your parenting job & did it well! You have every right to be proud.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 08:20 PM (gjOCp)

474 466 Hey Carol, saw you made a few posts with my name on them that I was not able to respond to. Hope you are doing well. Enjoy Johnny Carson and Carol Burnett.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:21 PM (ojnk6)

475 Do.Not.Start. So. How about them cubs. Cue NCJ joke.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:22 PM (484J5)

476 473 Thanks, Carol! It's weird: neither Mrs S nor I are "sciencey," just amazed at the progeny.

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:22 PM (noB3y)

477 Sound of settled science with consensus of experts. Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite Meh. The idea that rats spread disease acquired from insects isn't exactly a baseless idea. That is unless you live with 500 wild rats you're not telling us about.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 01, 2014 08:23 PM (wCF3s)

478

That kerfuffle involving that one commenter regarding that war hero and great American stands out as the thing I have least understood in all my time lurking or commenting here. Baffling.

Anyone think it will take on the status of crossbows vs. long-bows? It seems like a good candidate for an insider's reference. Reference to baffling commenter rage or criticism, I guess?

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2014 08:23 PM (afQnV)

479 470, 471 True enough. Alluding to it is not the same as addressing it directly. Otherwise, it may show up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:23 PM (ojnk6)

480 speedster - Genetic mutation. Sometimes it swings positive, some times it swings Biden.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:24 PM (aDwsi)

481 426 Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 11:59 PM (QeH9j)- well except for me and the rest of the nova horde. steyer's money made a huge difference in Loudoun county (carpet bombed the ads) and the fake libertarian helped McAwful. Posted by: rich@gmu at April 02, 2014 12:02 AM (RhQvZ) Thing that get's me...I have 'zero' representation in VA. VA. (Rhetorical question). What the fuck?!?

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:24 PM (QeH9j)

482 489 MH That's a big f'n deal!

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:24 PM (noB3y)

483 Anyone think it will take on the status of crossbows vs. long-bows? It seems like a good candidate for an insider's reference. Reference to baffling commenter rage or criticism, I guess?

Posted by: non-purist at April 02, 2014 12:23 AM (afQnV)

Well all I know is that you're still short on your Denton comment quota. :-)

And vodka could use a little comment love.

Posted by: Mætenloch13 at April 01, 2014 08:25 PM (XkotV)

484 The idea that rats spread disease acquired from insects isn't exactly a baseless idea. Isn't it pretty much confirmed the fleas carry y pestis? Then you've got hantavirus from mouse shit.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:25 PM (484J5)

485 Re 482 (489) Thus proving the point :-)

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:26 PM (noB3y)

486 482 489 MH That's a big f'n deal! Posted by: speedster1 -------------------------------- Foul on the play. Unauthorized use of Ace's time machine.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 08:26 PM (4Mv1T)

487 Anyone think it will take on the status of crossbows vs. long-bows? No. The bow argument is a timeless classic. The other is ... not.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:27 PM (484J5)

488 486 TR Busted!

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:27 PM (noB3y)

489 Last year I may have bitched here about a year ago that I will never buy a Windows computer again because they are a pain in the ass to set up. I hate that Windows 8 POS & am sending it to my brother, Paul. HeÂ’s got nothing but time on his hands & I cannot work from home with it anymore. I ordered a Windows 7 Latitude Last week. It came today & I had no intention of setting it up today. I just turned it on, put the network password in & it found the wireless printer. Two weeks ago I replaced a six year old Linksys Router with an Apple Router. Because the Apple Air Port is the network router it was easy. I just named the computer. I only have to copy my favorites from the old Windows 7 computer if it will work or from the W8 computer. I could also install the Apple iCloud control panel on it and have it import my bookmarks from this Mac laptop.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 08:27 PM (gjOCp)

490 478 As I see it, the problem was trying to direct the direction of the Hordes comments. Imagine, if you will, how well that would work out.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:27 PM (ojnk6)

491

Oh, and that wall of handguns. OK, so I'm not a gun geek in the sense of knowing all the types and details. But I can only make out Nagants and Tokarevs (?). Revolvers are all a mystery. And those thinggys at the bottom must either be expedient/home-made firearms or flare guns.

Maet, don't think I've added my voice to the chorus on this before, but thanks for the outstanding ONTs. As my hopes for the country have dwindled, my formerly ravenous and wide-ranging (and multi-lingual) web reading has narrowed - but I have to think that the ONTs here are actually one of the most interesting, intelligent, entertaining features of any website going today.

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2014 08:28 PM (afQnV)

492 Paging Mr. Peabody, paging Mr. Peabody.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:28 PM (aDwsi)

493 You want to start a real argument? Try Baseball versus Hockey. That'll light a fire under The Horde's ass.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:28 PM (lq3Ak)

494 492 MH Sherman!

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 01, 2014 08:29 PM (noB3y)

495

RWC-

Fairfax too. that was McAwful's whole margin and then some. Then they sewed up the state. we'll start feeling it soon.

and when mindful shows back up let him know i'll say a prayer for him. his 388 at 11:51 hit an odd tone with me.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:29 PM (RhQvZ)

496 As I see it, the problem was trying to direct the direction of the Hordes comments. Imagine, if you will, how well that would work out.

Sort of like herding cats. Cats armed with machine guns and tequila.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 08:29 PM (0AKks)

497 Dammit! I just saw that the little mutt peed in the house again. Right by the back door. He's almost 18 months old & has known better for more than a year. He spent most of the day outside (has an acre to himself), and I even took him for over a mile walk this evening! Little bugger has been sleeping ever since. I didn't even realize that he woke up - I go to make a fresh drink, and there is piss at the door. How the heck do I stop that???

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 08:29 PM (zJGcJ)

498 That is unless you live with 500 wild rats you're not telling us about.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2014 12:23 AM (wCF3s)
Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Willard at April 01, 2014 08:30 PM (/Nxsb)

499 And vodka could use a little comment love Skky. It's economical, tastes good & arrives triple filtered. No extra work involved in getting drunk, & the hangovers are way less bad than the stoli.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:30 PM (484J5)

500 ...trying to direct the direction of the Hordes comments. Posted by: ManWithNoParty -------------------------------------------- = trying to herd feral felines.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 08:30 PM (4Mv1T)

501 493 Nah, I would actually sit that one out. And, I'm a Chicago fan.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:31 PM (ojnk6)

502 Anybody seen my keys? They seem to have gone missing early next week.

Posted by: John Titor at April 01, 2014 08:31 PM (0AKks)

503 I'm out folks. Sweet dreams, butter beans.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 01, 2014 08:32 PM (4Mv1T)

504 The idea that rats spread disease acquired from insects isn't exactly a baseless idea. Isn't it pretty much confirmed the fleas carry y pestis? Then you've got hantavirus from mouse shit. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2014 12:25 AM (484J5) Who was really "Spreading the Disease"? '80's Thrash Metal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi5Co3xuxIM

Posted by: Metal Thrashing Hat at April 01, 2014 08:32 PM (AymDN)

505 493 You want to start a real argument? Try Baseball versus Hockey. That'll light a fire under The Horde's ass. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 02, 2014 12:28 AM (lq3Ak) I'm a diplomat. Both are boring as hell to watch on TV but going to them is a great time. Soccer on the other hand...

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:32 PM (QeH9j)

506 You want to start a real argument? Try Baseball versus Hockey Tastes great vs less filling.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:33 PM (484J5)

507 497 Shove their nose in it and throw them outside.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:33 PM (ojnk6)

508 I go to make a fresh drink, and there is piss at the door. How the heck do I stop that??? Posted by: shredded ------------------ Someone probably has a better answer, but I'm lazy. I would put down down a doggie pad and live with it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:34 PM (aDwsi)

509 Man With No Party, I have been exhausted because I havenÂ’t been able to sleep all night because of pain. I apologize. IÂ’m going to neck pain doctor on Thursday. I need two sets of pain injections. My shoulder & arm hurt & there is nothing wrong with it, or there wasnÂ’t three years ago. ItÂ’s coming from my neck, itÂ’s referred pain. I had two injections in my neck in 2011 for it & they lasted almost three years. Nothing I take is working on that. My neck needs a set of injections too. If pain doctor still has an opening Friday he can inject me on Friday. I bought Windows 7 computer so I can work from here if I have to.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 08:34 PM (gjOCp)

510 'Night TR.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:34 PM (aDwsi)

511 500 No doubt. Who wants to try and heard cats?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:35 PM (ojnk6)

512 "How the heck do I stop that???" Posted by: shredded chi at April 02, 2014 12:29 AM (zJGcJ) Two Things: #1. Celebrate the "outside pee". Offer the dog treats and make it seem like a celebration. #2. Catch the dog in the act and chide it. *HEY!!* If you don't catch it in the act, there's nothing to teach.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:35 PM (lq3Ak)

513 Sort of like herding cats. Cats armed with machine guns and tequila. Sounds like Gushie's herd. Except they have shotguns & scotch. ; )

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:36 PM (484J5)

514 481 426 Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 11:59 PM (QeH9j)- well except for me and the rest of the nova horde. steyer's money made a huge difference in Loudoun county (carpet bombed the ads) and the fake libertarian helped McAwful. Posted by: rich@gmu at April 02, 2014 12:02 AM (RhQvZ) Thing that get's me...I have 'zero' representation in VA. VA. (Rhetorical question). What the fuck?!? Posted by: RWC at April 02, 2014 12:24 AM (QeH9j) The Libertarian that is somehow running for US Senate in Virginia this year? Funny how the Libertarians always get a lot of play by the media here in Virginia when it looks like the Dem might be in a tight race. And make no mistake about it, while Warner has a big lead over Gillespie right now, nobody knows Gillespie at the moment, so he has nowhere to go but up. Warner has been around statewide for close to 20 years and is well known, so he has nowhere to go but down.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 08:37 PM (HxSXm)

515

Posted by: John Titor at April 02, 2014 12:31 AM (0AKks)

look under the street lamp a week from now.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:37 PM (RhQvZ)

516 Megyn Kelly is going to town on islams treatment of women right now

Posted by: almost outa booze at April 01, 2014 08:37 PM (MV98J)

517 *HEY!!* If you don't catch it in the act, there's nothing to teach. Posted by: Slapweasel --------------- That. After 15 seconds or so, the dog will not associate punishment (HEY!!!!) with the act.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 01, 2014 08:37 PM (aDwsi)

518 Sorry about Carol's and Cthulhu's problems. I felt your pain, briefly, had a kidney stone this morning.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 01, 2014 08:38 PM (L02KD)

519 Bebes! how about a chocolate martini? 2 ounces vodka 1 1/2 ounces creme de cacao Powdered cocoa; the cocoa is for rimming - THE GLASS. Shake over ice, drink, repeat as needed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 08:39 PM (rDidD)

520

Primanti Bros make the sandwich's of the gods!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at April 01, 2014 08:39 PM (fFXv5)

521 Greetings to the citizens of Peruvia from the Republic of Kochtopia

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2014 08:40 PM (aTXUx)

522 Sounds like Gushie's herd. Except they have shotguns & scotch. ; )

From the very little I know of Gushie's life, those cats probably know how to use those shotguns.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 08:40 PM (0AKks)

523 If anyone is feeling charitable or is willing to share a link: A very good friend of mine named Samantha (a fine lass who would fit right in with the Horde, btw) is having some trouble with medical bills for her draft horse, Avishay. If anyone can spare some coin, or is willing to share this link on social media, it would be very sincerely appreciated. Thanking those that do in advance. http://www.gofundme.com/7zp2wk

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 01, 2014 08:41 PM (7aJyE)

524 How the heck do I stop that??? Posted by: shredded chi at April 02, 2014 12:29 AM (zJGcJ) I had a female dog whenI was a kid & she would suffer rather than to do it in the house. When she was older she could barely go up & down the stairs but she struggled to go outside. We had to put her to sleep. That was our one & only dog. I thought about rescuing one 2 1/2 years ago & called because it was scheduled for the end that day & I said I would go pick her up on Saturday if they would just keep her alive until then. The woman may have lied but she told me someone adopted her.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 08:41 PM (gjOCp)

525 509 Sorry to hear it Carol. I hope the injections work for you. I have ankle trouble, which makes it difficult to simply walk around somerimes. Can't imagine what that kind of neck and back pain must be like, as it hits every movement you make.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:41 PM (ojnk6)

526 "Primanti Bros make the sandwich's of the gods!!!" Posted by: puddleglum at April 02, 2014 12:39 AM (fFXv5) No matter what you get, it'll be the "Best Sandwich Ever".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:41 PM (lq3Ak)

527 In case you didn't know it, the Pennsylvania Lottery "benefits elderly Pennsylvanians every day". So said their just-concluded ad. No mention of how said benefits are provided, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 01, 2014 08:41 PM (HsTG8)

528 Late to the thread ONT compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/kvftcju

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2014 08:42 PM (aTXUx)

529

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 02, 2014 12:37 AM (HxSXm)

Sarvis pulled about 7% in the Gov race but not sure how well he'll do in a race not against C. thinking back that was pretty much his whole campaign.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 01, 2014 08:42 PM (RhQvZ)

530 508 I go to make a fresh drink, and there is piss at the door. How the heck do I stop that??? Posted by: shredded Someone probably has a better answer, but I'm lazy. I would put down down a doggie pad and live with it. That, or make him go outside more. We took the labs out to go first thing in the morning, last thing before bed and after meals.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:43 PM (484J5)

531 Dogs will wait for you. They're obedient. Only reward what you want. If you pet them while they're "excited", they'll do that more.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:45 PM (lq3Ak)

532

Is that you, Maet - Maetenloch13? Assuming it it, OK, vodka.

Somewhere I have a photo of myself, sitting on the curb (lots of hair back then), smiling weakly up at the camera, and the palor of my face about matches the cement. Why? Morning after the Kiev-Moscow train trip. Last train trip of our summer in the USSR. So the drinking was .... epic. (still tame, by Russian standards .... my god the alcohol consumption of even "average" Soviets we knew). As I recall it all started with a vodka-spiked "dinniy" (spherical watermelon), followed by an entire bottle of Soviet champagne (not bad, to a 19-yr old's tastes anyway ....), followed by .... probably 2/3 of a bottle of the cheaper Soviet vodka (Stolichnaya existed, but was only found in hard-currency shops). Maybe other stuff. One forgets after the vodka/champagne/vodka warm-up.

Anyway, ended up broadcasting all of that out to the Ukrainian/Russian country-side speeding by in the picturesque moonlight (dunno about now, but back then Russian rails were not welded, so you got that old-fashioned "clackety-clack" sound the whole time, kind of cool with the endless birch forests and lakes streaming by in the moonlight).

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2014 08:45 PM (afQnV)

533 Greetings to the citizens of Peruvia from the Republic of Kochtopia Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2014 12:40 AM (aTXUx) *Golf Clap*

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly, President of Freedonia at April 01, 2014 08:45 PM (AymDN)

534 MWNP - tried that, doesn't work, apparently. Mike, I ain't living with that. He knows better. An accident while I'm gone for 12 hours is one thing, but, No. I'm mostly unemployed &was home all day. No excuse. Slap - don't even need to catch him - as soon as I said " what is this?" He was at the door - knowing he did something's ng bad & that I was going to kick him outside. he gets positive reinforcement constantly. Really. That's how he learned "outside" by four months old. I've been trying to teach him "speak" for months, so I can move that to going outside, but no luck.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 08:45 PM (zJGcJ)

535 how about a chocolate martini? Hmm that actually sounds tasty, but needs caffeine.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:46 PM (484J5)

536 IÂ’m going to neck pain doctor on Thursday. I need two sets of pain injections. My shoulder & arm hurt & there is nothing wrong with it, or there wasnÂ’t three years ago. ItÂ’s coming from my neck, itÂ’s referred pain. I had two injections in my neck in 2011 for it & they lasted almost three years. Nothing I take is working on that.

My neck needs a set of injections too. If pain doctor still has an opening Friday he can inject me on Friday. I bought Windows 7 computer so I can work from here if I have to.

Posted by: Carol at April 02, 2014 12:34 AM (gjOCp)

Damn, you're giving me flashbacks. That shoulder and arm thing is the frigging pits. When my neck blew out the first time it took about a month for that stuff to kick in. Seemed like every frigging nerve in the neck took its turn. One day my jaw would pop, next day shoulder would pop, then there was the pain that went over the top of the shoulder, then the other pain that ended at the elbow. They all took turns, they had a frigging meeting to decide which one would screw with me on what day. One day I couldn't move my wrist one way, and the following day I couldn't move it the other day, then my arm froze in the Napoleon position for a few days and it felt like I would rip all the tendons trying to straighten it out. That suuucked. I feel for you, I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy. Well, maybe a few assholes in congress.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2014 08:46 PM (FMbng)

537 You want to start a real argument? Try Baseball versus Hockey. That'll light a fire under The Horde's ass. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 02 how is anyone going to get into an argument about a sport and hockey?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 08:46 PM (rDidD)

538 Barky said we can't repeal Obama care now because all the new signups. But wait, the law has not been fully implimented, so of course we can repeal it. cuz the law is not in effect. does that make sense? I'm drinking my way through JEFs 2nd term hi Jill at the NSA!

Posted by: almost outa booze at April 01, 2014 08:46 PM (MV98J)

539 how about a chocolate martini? Hmm that actually sounds tasty, but needs caffeine. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy brb

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 08:47 PM (rDidD)

540 430 Students at Ohio State University are outraged that MSNBC host Chris Matthews has been selected as their graduation speaker. 'The response from students is simply that we donÂ’t know who this guy is, we donÂ’t care about this guy,' student government president Taylor Stepp said. Students at the state school have spoken out after the announcement last week that Matthews will speak at their commencement ceremonies in May. bwhahahahahhahahahha Posted by: thunderb at April 02, 2014 12:03 AM (zOTsN) Plenty of easy $$$ to be had for whoever nails down the inexpensive raincoat vending concession for that spittle-flecked event!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 01, 2014 08:47 PM (HsTG8)

541 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 02, 2014 12:37 AM (HxSXm) Thanks for the pep talk. Honestly. Until that POS Connoly is gone I have no hope for VA.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:47 PM (QeH9j)

542 From the very little I know of Gushie's life, those cats probably know how to use those shotguns. Yep. The Uncle Horse hologram trained them all thoroughly.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 08:47 PM (484J5)

543 "how is anyone going to get into an argument about a sport and hockey? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2014 12:46 AM (rDidD) That'll do.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:47 PM (lq3Ak)

544 Sarvis pulled about 7% in the Gov race but not sure how well he'll do in a race not against C.thinking back that was pretty much his whole campaign. Posted by: rich@gmu at April 02, 2014 12:42 AM (RhQvZ) Fast Terry probably got some people with deep pockets to fun him last fall as a spoiler. Probably doing it again this year to help Warner. The Dems really want to protect Warner as they see him as a VP candidate in 16 or Presidential in 20. Frankly, he sounds like a fucking idiot every time he talks.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 01, 2014 08:48 PM (HxSXm)

545 534 Itmtakes a whie. Keep doing it. I've had it take up to a year with dogs not so bright. Smart ones get it in a couple of months. Sucks, but keep going with it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 08:48 PM (ojnk6)

546 Shamefully, I have not: I'm in the insurance racket, er, biz, and have been (understandably) busy the past week or so. But very heartened to hear that. Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 02, 2014 12:19 AM (noB3y) I was trying to work from home that day with that Windows 8 POS & had no television or radio on after Rush. My older brother told me about the magnitude of the fire, nine alarms are virtually unheard of. I saw all the news cameras Thursday, Friday & yesterday morning across the street from the Fire House. Today there was only one. I only see it Speedster1 because it is right in front of me. I sit at the red light to take a left. I probably wouldnÂ’t know about it except my brother told me about it & i have iPhone & iPad apps for local conservative paper & Fox 25 News. Both alerted me that day but I ignored them.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 08:49 PM (gjOCp)

547 Barky said we can't repeal Obama care now because all the new signups. The fcuk we can't. After all, he felt no compunction about yanking perfectly satisfactory coverage out from under millions of folks who had coverage prior to his October Surprise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 01, 2014 08:49 PM (HsTG8)

548 526 "Primanti Bros make the sandwich's of the gods!!!" Posted by: puddleglum at April 02, 2014 12:39 AM (fFXv5) No matter what you get, it'll be the "Best Sandwich Ever". Posted by: Slapweasel at April 02, 2014 12:41 AM (lq3Ak) Yins are pissin' me off now! Look up Doridos next time you're there. It's in South Park. Any sandwich there is way better than Primanti's.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:51 PM (QeH9j)

549 Okay... I'm out. -May tomorrow be as blessed as today. *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2014 08:52 PM (lq3Ak)

550 hey Carol, you do any exercise? That might help

Posted by: almost outa booze at April 01, 2014 08:53 PM (MV98J)

551 Bebes, Espresso martini 1.5 ounces vodka .75 ounce Kahlua coffee liqueur .25 ounce creme de cacao 1 ounce cold espresso pour over ice in shaker, shake, drink. if you do not have espresso, 1 or 2 ounces of regular coffee is good. if you want more of a caffeine bang make the coffee denser - more coffee less water; if you add more water you will dilute your booze.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 08:54 PM (rDidD)

552 430 Students at Ohio State University are outraged that MSNBC host Chris Matthews has been selected as their graduation speaker.

'The response from students is simply that we donÂ’t know who this guy is, we donÂ’t care about this guy,' student government president Taylor Stepp said.

Students at the state school have spoken out after the announcement last week that Matthews will speak at their commencement ceremonies in May.

bwhahahahahhahahahha

Posted by: thunderb at April 02, 2014 12:03 AM (zOTsN)

But MSNBC beats Fox News in the 18-49 demo all the time!!

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2014 08:54 PM (LI48c)

553 The anus is on you!

Posted by: Cousin Dewey Crowe at April 01, 2014 08:54 PM (vFh9Q)

554 The Dems really want to protect Warner as they see him as a VP candidate in 16 or Presidential in 20. Frankly, he sounds like a fucking idiot every time he talks. Posted by: Ashley JuddÂ’s Puffy ol Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 02, 2014 12:48 AM (HxSXm) Warner?? That sounds like they are desperate.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 08:54 PM (gjOCp)

555 Students at Ohio State University are outraged that MSNBC host Chris Matthews has been selected as their graduation speaker. Plenty of easy $$$ to be had for whoever nails down the inexpensive raincoat vending concession for that spittle-flecked event! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling StarsÂ™ at April 02, 2014 12:47 AM (HsTG
Chris Matthews. The new Gallagher. No melons required.

Posted by: Willard at April 01, 2014 08:55 PM (/Nxsb)

556 so how is it that ava done got her bony white ass thrown in the big house to begin with?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 08:57 PM (rDidD)

557 G'night, horde. Got to go enjoy another night of my upper respiratory system going viral.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2014 08:57 PM (0AKks)

558 What a way to end the night. Seriously, Russel Brand was married to Perry and now is engaged to Goddess Upton. What the hell is he packing?!? http://tinyurl.com/o4q8xff

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:57 PM (QeH9j)

559 Lurkito ergo sum. No woofs here. Plenty of hoots from the owls tonight, though...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 01, 2014 08:58 PM (4DCSq)

560 as for dewey crow, I was sure he got his last week by his cousin. how did he ever escape in the gremlin?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 08:58 PM (rDidD)

561 556 so how is it that ava done got her bony white ass thrown in the big house to begin with? Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2014 12:57 AM (rDidD) Took the fall for Boyd believing he had a plan to get her out.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:58 PM (QeH9j)

562

this would explain a lot of the whiney liberals and PETA.

http://tinyurl.com/ngolo97

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 01, 2014 08:59 PM (+9AX9)

563

Krebs vs. Carnot - OK, I'm sort of pretending I haven't really already essentially given up on things here, but what you point out is key.

If this country cannot/does not react (strongly, with result) when a RIDICULOUS federal atrocity literally disrupts their family finances and medical choices - when there previous insurance situation was viewed as satisfactory by a HUGE majority of the populace, with concerns about cost of course - then we will know that "it's dead, Jim."

Of course the lawless chaos employed to delay the impact of this idiocy, for now, has worked. But my understanding of the insurance industry is that the premium calculations/negotiations for large group plans for 2015 is well under way, and will actually start to become real and specific starting soon and continue until the fall. With no press any more, who knows, but if 2014 is not an election about something, but just another cycle - well then the most outlandish-sounding, alienated perspective on America as a civil society will be vindicated.

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2014 09:00 PM (afQnV)

564 Took the fall for Boyd believing he had a plan to get her out. Posted by: RWC at April interesting. It is also interesting that all her women prison friends go on about not needin a man when it is the man that is supplyin the dope that is sustainin em. without mr crowder they are like the saudis without oil.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:00 PM (rDidD)

565 if you want more of a caffeine bang make the coffee dense Bwwaaahhhh Daddy taught me how to make coffee. A scoop per cup & one for the pot. "Those that can't handle coffee can water it down". And actually, there's more caffeine in drip than espresso. A Peet's manager noticed me getting extra espresso shots & asked why. When I told him, he told me to get au laits. Cheaper, more caffeine & I could add syrup if I wanted pumpkin spice.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 09:01 PM (484J5)

566 557 G'night, horde. Got to go enjoy another night of my upper respiratory system going viral. Night. Have you tried horseradish? Seriously. I nipped bronchitis in the bud with it a couple times. Suck on a teaspoon full until the flavor is gone, twice a day.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 09:02 PM (484J5)

567 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2014 01:00 AM (rDidD) Have they got dope in recently? Or, did you see tonights?

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 09:04 PM (QeH9j)

568 Bwwaaahhhh Daddy taught me how to make coffee. A scoop per cup & one for the pot. "Those that can't handle coffee can water it down". And actually, there's more caffeine in drip than espresso. A Peet's manager noticed me getting extra espresso shots & asked why. When I told him, he told me to get au laits. Cheaper, more caffeine & I could add syrup if I wanted pumpkin spice. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2014 a lady after my own heart, sigh. I only drink my coffee black.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:04 PM (rDidD)

569 465 There with you and Dad Bebe. Don't do much coffee, but when I do, I want it to smack me in the head.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 09:05 PM (ojnk6)

570 I only drink my coffee black. Sweet & muddy has its place too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 09:06 PM (484J5)

571 Or, did you see tonights? Posted by: RWC at April 02, 2014 I saw it this evening but nothing I am saying gives anything away from this evening. I assumed everyone has had dope since ava set up a new supply line a couple of episodes ago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:06 PM (rDidD)

572 568 Bwwaaahhhh Daddy taught me how to make coffee. A scoop per cup & one for the pot. "Those that can't handle coffee can water it down". And actually, there's more caffeine in drip than espresso. A Peet's manager noticed me getting extra espresso shots & asked why. When I told him, he told me to get au laits. Cheaper, more caffeine & I could add syrup if I wanted pumpkin spice.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2014

a lady after my own heart, sigh. I only drink my coffee black.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2014 01:04 AM (rDidD)

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Filled with booze.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2014 09:07 PM (LI48c)

573 Posted by: harleycowboy at April 02, 2014 12:59 AM (+9AX9) Do you mean to tell me the super duper smart vegans don't know better than our creator, and/or nature? See these teeth...they're called canines. Built for a specific purpose.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 09:07 PM (QeH9j)

574 I like my coffee like I like my women. Filled with booze. Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2014 01:07 AM (LI48c) A true moron

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 09:08 PM (484J5)

575 Sweet & muddy has its place too. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 02, 2014 well, I should add, in the interest of honesty, if I have been up all night and am starting another day after no sleep I add a little cream. no sleep makes my stomach more sensitive somehow. getting old I guess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:08 PM (rDidD)

576 I like my coffee like I like my women. Filled with booze. Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2014 01:07 AM (LI48c) I like my women like I like my Whiskey: 12 years old and full of Coke.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at April 01, 2014 09:09 PM (AymDN)

577 I assumed everyone has had dope since ava set up a new supply line a couple of episodes ago. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2014 01:06 AM (rDidD) Wasn't saying you were giving any spoilers out. I was under the impression that there was no dope coming in. Hence her speech tonight about being enslaved and 'I know your expecting something.'

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 09:10 PM (QeH9j)

578 like my coffee like I like my women. Filled with booze. Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2014 01:07 AM (LI48c) hot and black or cold and muddy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:10 PM (rDidD)

579 I like my women like I like my Whiskey: 12 years old and full of Coke. Right on!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 01, 2014 09:11 PM (484J5)

580 I was under the impression that there was no dope coming in. Hence her speech tonight about being enslaved and 'I know your expecting something.' Posted by: RWC at April 02, 2014 01:10 I wasn't sayin you were sayin I was given out spoilers, only wanted to let you know so you did not think I was.

I have to confess, I fast forward through the jail stuff; its late, I'm tired, who cares. any real man knows you never let a woman dump you on the first time she says it, especially if she in n prison. you have to break her out and then see if she wants to dump you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:14 PM (rDidD)

581 As an aside..i don't see any reason to go shopping anymore outside of my desk. What I would have paid 36 bucks for I'll pay 11 dollars with Amazon. And free shipping.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 09:15 PM (QeH9j)

582 Just noticed a new "Best of the Worst" episode is up.

http://tinyurl.com/ns4fc82

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 01, 2014 09:15 PM (L02KD)

583 I imagine the writers consulted with samantha power for the ava crowder character. epsode one - get sent to the big house as a whiny crying bitch and get your ass kicked. episode two, get an entry level job as pin cushion and dope mule. episode three take over drug cartel and establish as paolita escobar / living goddess of minimum security womens prison. easy peasy. episode four, negotiate peace treaty with palestinians and Israelis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:18 PM (rDidD)

584 As an aside..i don't see any reason to go shopping anymore outside of my desk. What I would have paid 36 bucks for I'll pay 11 dollars with Amazon. And free shipping. Posted by: RWC at April 02, 2014 01:15 AM (QeH9j) and you can be hear and watching porn while shopping .

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:20 PM (rDidD)

585 Gah, how did it get this late? Time to crash. Gotta get up early to check in with the recruiter in the morning. Nite nite all, Fappy dreams

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2014 09:20 PM (484J5)

586 Bebes - night, good luck with the migraine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:22 PM (rDidD)

587 Night all. Here is "Black № 1" by Type O Nevagive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK1TnheTdww

Posted by: The Political Hat № 1 at April 01, 2014 09:22 PM (AymDN)

588 so, how often does the hq have to replace the ink cartridge for this place? on a busy night I bet it goes through a cartridge per thread.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:24 PM (rDidD)

589 you know having the yellowstone super volcano splode does seem about on par for obama. is there anything he has not screwed up in office?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:26 PM (rDidD)

590 grey shading must use a lot of ink.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 09:27 PM (rDidD)

591

Hmm, usually take my coffee ruined (cream and sugar).

So there I was in Dalat, one of Vietnam's coffee towns (90s - V'mese girlfriend, not 60s - V'mese war). Just arrived. A V'mese coffee fanatic, but the common way (with sweetened condensed milk, over ice).

I see the locals (all old guys) sitting around the outdoor cafe, smoking, all drinking "ca phe den" (black). So I decide to finally try it that way.

Shaking. Slightly queasy stomach (and my gut is not just iron, but some kind of exotic titanium alloy that almost never gets queasy). Girlfriend is laughing. So I went back to ca phe sua da (iced, with s/c-milk).

There were other queasy, shaking moments in Saigon. When the gf was at work, and I was at a cafe. And the waitresses. And the fauna dropping in for coffee. My god. Menu, no ordering, most men know the drill. Any way. My god. Wonder what Saigon/TPHCM is like today. Methinks I'd still be running into light poles while, uh, "distracted" by passing scenery.

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2014 09:32 PM (afQnV)

592 Parachuting in late. Scold me gently if I am making an already made point regarding the road rage thing. would it have killed the idiot with the camera and cruise control locked at the arbitrary speed limit to just move into the right lane? The "Guardians of the Left Lane" drive me to distraction. Traffic and life would be better if those fools could mind themselves and resist the desire to manage some dumb ass who wants to drive by quickly

Posted by: Tominca at April 01, 2014 09:40 PM (wsPYX)

593 Wow. I killed the thread. Wish that worked other places.

Posted by: Tominca at April 01, 2014 09:46 PM (wsPYX)

594 I think the story of my comments is really the story of OBama our first Irish president. 3/17 is coming soon!

Posted by: Tominca at April 01, 2014 09:50 PM (wsPYX)

595 Drivers driving too slow in the left hand lane should be shot with a front mounted ma duece.
But, that's just me.

Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2014 09:50 PM (JgC5a)

596 Click click click. The sound of my shoe heels pacing through the Aoshq on a quiet night

Posted by: Tominca at April 01, 2014 09:54 PM (wsPYX)

597 595 Drivers driving too slow in the left hand lane should be shot with a front mounted ma duece. But, that's just me. Posted by: navybrat at April 02, 2014 01:50 AM (JgC5a) Finally! Could not agree more. Concerned about ricochet. Maybe moved out with a snowplow like contraption.

Posted by: Tominca at April 01, 2014 09:57 PM (wsPYX)

598

The REAL reason the Girl Scouts are considering stopping cookie sales is because the sales have gone through the floor ever since word has got around about how radical feminist lesbian pro-abortion they are now. They have to stop now before the stats get out and they lose plausible deniability for the real reason.

Guaranteed.

Posted by: MAx at April 01, 2014 10:00 PM (b7yum)

599 MAx I may have killed the thread. You field dressed and quartered it! You are the man/woman/ threadkiller!

Posted by: Tominca at April 01, 2014 10:05 PM (wsPYX)

600 Ava is still on probation for murdering her husband. She was caught moving the dead body of the guy she shot and threw down a pit. While in county jail waiting for that to go to trial, the crazy guard cut himself and blamed Ava because she rejected his advances. So, to put her in a more secure setting they put her in prison which they can do because she violated her probation. Boyd has been working hard to get her out though it seems as if he has lost steam. Poor Jimmy. I guess it's curtains for him. He was the guy who was bit on the face by the rattlesnake last year. He healed well for nothing...

Posted by: Cousin Dewey Crowe at April 01, 2014 10:05 PM (vFh9Q)

601 598, 599 Nah, just a slow night.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 01, 2014 10:09 PM (ojnk6)

602 Did somebody call?

Posted by: GMB (et al) Your friendly neighborhood Coroner. at April 01, 2014 10:10 PM (nkPV9)

603 Redneck IED...another great line from Justified!

Posted by: Cousin Dewey Crowe at April 01, 2014 10:49 PM (vFh9Q)

604 I am guessing boyd is showing less interest in ava because she told him it was over in last weeks episode.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2014 10:56 PM (rDidD)

605 Good morning, Horde. Busy past few days. Dave and I are flying to Cancun in a bit and we're up and about before the chickens. Coffeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 01, 2014 11:38 PM (N/cFh)

606 I hate the left lane slow pokes as much as anyone but that only stands on a freeway, it's not in effect in every 2 lane road in America.

Posted by: BuckIV at April 01, 2014 11:53 PM (CLfqv)

607 G'morning, Gingy. Cancun? Hell yes! I was going to ask if anyone was awake to talk me out of doing a shot of Jaeger, but you certainly ain't the one.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 01, 2014 11:55 PM (Q2PZf)

608 This is the first year I didn't get any Girl Scout cookies. Their drift leftward played a role but the more likely reason is that I'm out of work and buckling down financially. I'm not the only one.

Posted by: BuckIV at April 01, 2014 11:56 PM (CLfqv)

609 I was going to ask if anyone was awake to talk me out of doing a shot of Jaeger, but you certainly ain't the one.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 02, 2014 03:55 AM (Q2PZf)

Jaeger?

*shudder*

I had a baad experience with Jaeger, the day after the wall came down in Berlin. Don't drink that, it will make you walk into poles and fall down the stairs, and then afterwards puke yellow. You'll think you were the subject of an Exorcist movie, except I think the demon would be kinder.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 02, 2014 12:10 AM (yh0zB)

610 Good morning, Horde. Busy past few days. Dave and I are flying to Cancun in a bit and we're up and about before the chickens. Coffeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 02, 2014 03:38 AM (N/cFh)

Safe travels and enjoy Cancun!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 02, 2014 12:11 AM (yh0zB)

611 That woman driving is an ass. She was sitting in the left lane and providing no means for a faster vehicle to pass her. She endangered traffic safety, and then laughed when her actions resulted in an accident.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2014 01:28 AM (B+HTd)

612 Chi, you're a grown man and as such you may do all the Jaeger shots you want to. I just don't know why you'd want to.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 02, 2014 01:33 AM (WLeoI)

613 Morning yall. I was standing at the gun display pictured above when a bunch of Germans walked up and were all blah,blah,blah Cowboys and Indians while pointing to the smith n wessons. I laughed loudly. The other thing of notemwere some MGs made in europe but specifically state modeled after Browning. It warmed my heart that some great Americans contributed to this fight, the Warsaw Uprising.

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 02, 2014 01:39 AM (nZ5fK)

614 233 Â“ItÂ’s clear to everyone at the White House that Barack has completely lost control of his wife,Â” said the source. Michelle and I have a lot in common!

Posted by: Vlad Putin at April 02, 2014 01:39 AM (B+HTd)

615 Dave, Gingy..

Have a good time.
Stay safe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2014 01:53 AM (si68n)

616 Hey, talk about your commie bread lines? they be giving out guns in TeXAS! I stood in that long line. I was hoping for a M 1911. They gave me a fucking Mosin pistol! A wheel gun! Thank god I have a couple crates of ammo for that pig! BTW this post was in jest!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at April 02, 2014 01:54 AM (bcYkf)

617 previously on Justified....

well I'll know this evening.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 02, 2014 01:57 AM (TE35l)

618 616 Judge Roy Bean at April 02, 2014 05:54 AM (bcYkf)

The Nagant pistol killed plenty of commies...

of course it was commies pulling the trigger...

You can't build a worker's paradise without blood for the mortar comrade.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 02, 2014 01:59 AM (TE35l)

619 *Tap...tap..tap*

*Pokes it with a stick*

It's dead

*Walks away*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2014 02:45 AM (si68n)

620 Release the Vic!!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 02, 2014 02:45 AM (sQ0LB)

621 Nood

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2014 03:05 AM (si68n)

622 Rats and plague news not really news.

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/plague/factsheet.asp

Posted by: Dang at April 02, 2014 06:21 AM (MNq6o)

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