May 08, 2014
— Maetenloch
The 2013 Duranty Awards For Mendacious Journalism Have Been Announced
Based on the lies and dishonesty of Walter Duranty, the New York Times Moscow correspondent during the 1920s and 1930s who was a apologist for Soviet crimes and helped cover up the holodomor.
The Duranty Prize for 2013:Second runner-up: John Judis for his absurdly biased and ignorant reporting on Israel and the Middle East in general in The New Republic. Presentation speech by Ron Radosh.
First runner-up: Candy Crowley of CNN for her unprecedented personal intervention in a presidential debate she was moderating on the subject of Benghazi. The committee realized this intervention took place 2012, but the committee noted Crowley continued to justify this unconscionably biased intervention throughout 2013. Presentation speech by Claudia Rosett.
THE DURANTY FOR 2013: David Kirkpatrick of the New York Times for his supposedly thorough unraveling of the Benghazi affair, "A Deadly Mix in Benghazi," which was revealed almost instantly to be a meretricious piece of deception worthy of Walter Duranty himself. Presentation speech by Roger Kimball.
Along with a new award - The Rather - for lifetime achievement in dishonest reporting.
THE RATHER: Seymour Hersh for a lifetime of astonishingly dishonest journalism on subjects ranging from the war in Iraq to JFK and Marilyn Monroe. Presentation speech by Roger L. Simon
There are some geopolitical lessons in history that everyone ought to bear in mind, like "don't get into a land war in Asia," and "Don't invade Russia, period," and one of those ought to be, "Don't invade Ireland. You might actually conquer it and then you have to rule them, and good luck with that."
-- Hognose on the Tommy Gun's first use in combat
Everyone's Favorite Rad-Feminist Takes Teh Crazee to 11.5
Forget about all the rapey PIV rape-rape - the real danger is NTHE (Near Term Human Extinction). For you see all humans (and life) on Earth will inevitably be extinct within 15 years.
And who caused this? Hint: It begins with a 'p' and ends with 'archy' and oppression.
The major cause of this extinction will be that the global warming and melting of the ice has triggered a series of feedback loops of toxic gas emissions such as methane and carbon dioxide which were trapped in the soils and underwaters of the earth by the ice and frost. These feedback loops have already started, are now unstoppable and life on earth is already on its way to extinction. No technology can stop this - especially since male technology is part of the problem and their use and fabrication will only emit more greenhouse gases.
And how can she be so sure of this? Well because Top. Scientist. Men. say so.
How could this not be credible? The facts are indisputable. Who am I to dispute the long term data and biological facts observed and measured by hundreds of scientists? I'm the first to be critical about male science but this doesn't seem to be a matter of personal opinion to me. Even if there were room for doubt or error regarding the probability of certain species surviving such as bacteria or fungi, the evidence is so compelling that I don't think it's an option to ignore it. I sorely wish it wouldn't be true.
Then comes the rage.
Men, homo rapiens, you scum, you filth. There is no word to describe the extent of your evil, you are pure evil, pure lechery. I hate you, how I hate you. In the 250,000 years of your rotten, defunct existence, you have managed to kill 5 million years of life on earth. . . .
The unstoppable death-machine has always only been orchestrated by the homo rapiens. By men. YOU. Women are not and have never been responsible for the atrocities committed by men, for men's global industrial rape and death system. By lying and deceiving you are continuing to be part of the problem, because you are masking the fact that the obvious solution all the time, long before the extinction of all life was impending, was to depopulate the earth of males or to reduce them to manageable levels again - only by doing so would have men's patriarchal and industrial necrophilic sado-system come to an end without destroying the rest of life.
And a modest proposal for how you as a PIV-lovin' homo rapien can possibly help.
How many men, at best, will commit suicide? Maybe 1%? Or one in five thousand? ...So, to all men, before all life goes extinct, you could at least do us the favour of leaving us these 15 last years free of your foul presence. You never really cared about life anyway. You're not even capable of interacting with her. What difference does it make to you? What is one sub-male human species compared to billions of species on earth? Nothing.
The current over/under for some kind of Official Intervention for this sad woman is 6 months.
Universities Move to Disqualify Any Pro-Israel Students From Student Government
Going to Israel, accepting any support from pro-Israel groups, or even just publicly defending Israel are enough to disqualify you for any kind of campus office.
Did the Federal Minimum Wage Make the Great Depression Great?
The result, as scholars Lee Ohanian, Harold Cole, and others have discovered, is a tragic perversity. In a depression. when employers were losing money, wages were too high. In real terms, wages were higher than the overall economic trend for the rest of the century. They were sometimes higher than in "socialist" Europe. Wages in the 1930s were even higher than John L. Lewis himself imagined, because the decade saw currency deflation. Reducing wages, the old lesser evil chosen by employers in troubled times, would not be sanctioned by the powerful New Dealers in Washington. So employers often laid people off - hence the mostly double-digit unemployment of the 1930s.
Study: Earthlings Not Ready For Alien Encounters Yet
The people of planet Earth would be wise to raise their cosmic consciousness prior to contact with an extraterrestrial civilization, a new study shows. 'The scientific community now accepts to some degree that this contact may occur in the next 50 to 100 years,' said Gabriel De la Torre, a clinical neuropsychologist and human factors specialist at the University of Cádiz in Spain. 'Consequently, we are becoming more concerned about this possibility and its aftermath Certainly the topic of contact with extraterrestrial civilizations raises a number of questions that are not easy to answer. We estimate that this type of event will have not only a social effect, but also on both consciousness and biology as well.'
What the fuck is 'cosmic consciousness' anyway? And plus the ETs seem to have been choosing human ambassadors for us for quite a while and apparently these are the people with the proper amount of 'cosmic consciousness'.
Oil refineries can be dangerous places.
Yahoo group. That is all.
The group thingy. For the children.
And my Twitter spew.
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Figured everyone might be too busy with the draft thread...Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 06:52 PM (lq3Ak)
Well, I'm not first. Question is, if I'm #22, do I have to move to Cleveland?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2014 06:52 PM (vvk2F)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 10:52 PM (lq3Ak)
heh, even if you were, you'd still have January and February. 
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:52 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 06:53 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Reginald Smythe-Beufort at May 08, 2014 06:54 PM (jNOVx)
Love those young menPosted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 06:54 PM (vbUVc)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 06:54 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 08, 2014 06:54 PM (Gw3jO)
*****
She must have serious daddy issues.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:55 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: 7 Days in May at May 08, 2014 06:55 PM (5V+Di)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 08, 2014 06:55 PM (0AKks)
Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2014 06:56 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 10:54 PM (vbUVc)
You've been an outstanding parent.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 06:56 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 06:56 PM (xpPRn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 06:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 08, 2014 06:57 PM (+0txR)
Posted by: Brett Favre at May 08, 2014 06:58 PM (ILBCY)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 08, 2014 06:59 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 08, 2014 06:59 PM (ednAk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:00 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 10:56 PM (KEplS)
Thanks but seriously, I had some help from the mister
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 07:00 PM (vbUVc)
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 11:00 PM (vbUVc)
He's outstanding, too!
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:01 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at May 08, 2014 07:01 PM (dkesm)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 08, 2014 10:57 PM (+0txR)
I'm still smiling. Now they all are out on the back porch with the pellet gun looking for squirrels.
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 07:02 PM (vbUVc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 08, 2014 07:02 PM (Gw3jO)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 07:02 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:03 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 08, 2014 11:02 PM (Gw3jO)
Yeah I just want to ask her who touched you and when did it happen and why was daddy gone.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 08, 2014 07:03 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 07:04 PM (Xkr8I)
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 11:02 PM (vbUVc)
They're passing it around?
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:04 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 08, 2014 07:04 PM (O21qH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 11:00 PM (XyM/Y)
I think there were extra-curricular things involved in his salary-
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 07:05 PM (vbUVc)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 08, 2014 07:05 PM (8ClNp)
Per the now immortal Jimmy Kimmel prank of asking passers-by to sign a petition to "end women's suffrage", which got a huge positive response rate, I am figuring I will go round with a clipboard asking people to endorse a government program to reduce atmospheric concentrations of the "toxic gas" of carbon dioxide to zero.
I expect a strong positive response rate to that, too. Especially on the university campuses.
Double-header: officially ban carbon dioxide AND dihydrogen monoxide. Deadly dangerous chemicals! Both of them implicated in global warming!
It's for the planet. And for Obama*. Won't you sign here?
(* The 'It's for Obama' tag line worked amazingly well for the undergrads being asked by an O'Keefe petition pusher to sign up to authorize 'fourth trimester abortions'.)
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 07:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 07:06 PM (HxSXm)
48I'm still smiling. Now they all are out on the backporch with the pellet gun looking for squirrels.
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 11:02 PM (vbUVc)
They're passing it around?
Ha! No, taking turns. I haven't heard a shot yet, it's more of a male bonding thing, I think
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 07:07 PM (vbUVc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:07 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 08, 2014 07:07 PM (Gw3jO)
Posted by: Margarita, who'd rather have a donut at May 08, 2014 07:07 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2014 07:07 PM (Q4U+O)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 07:08 PM (Xkr8I)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 08, 2014 07:08 PM (8ClNp)
Posted by: eman at May 08, 2014 07:08 PM (EWsrI)
Posted by: Angel with a sword at May 08, 2014 07:09 PM (hpgw1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:09 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Gushka can has extra kitties what plays fetch! at May 08, 2014 07:09 PM (1gl9n)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: eman at May 08, 2014 07:09 PM (EWsrI)
Posted by: --- at May 08, 2014 07:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 08, 2014 07:11 PM (R+XDI)
Posted by: Lauren at May 08, 2014 07:11 PM (ejehg)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 08, 2014 07:11 PM (8ClNp)
If they don't give a damn about any of my interests, then I don't give a crap if everyone on the planet dies because of theirs.
"Let it burn!" shouldn't be a sigh of resignation and I don't see it as such. It's a war cry.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 08, 2014 07:11 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Aviator at May 08, 2014 07:11 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 08, 2014 10:54 PM (+0txR)
who hasn't, really
lol
Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 07:11 PM (9GG/0)
I don't think my policeman/soldier brother with the wife and two kids regrets getting a philosophy degree....
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 08, 2014 11:04 PM (O21qH)
Nor should he.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:11 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Space Aliens at May 08, 2014 07:12 PM (ILBCY)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 08, 2014 11:11 PM (R+XDI)
Here's a challenge: Sleep until 3 p.m.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:12 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at May 08, 2014 07:13 PM (dkesm)
You have to admit: that is some well written hate.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 08, 2014 07:14 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 07:15 PM (Xkr8I)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at May 08, 2014 07:15 PM (dkesm)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 08, 2014 07:15 PM (dUZwp)
Posted by: Boko Harem at May 08, 2014 07:17 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 07:17 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 08, 2014 07:17 PM (HVI5a)
I guess the question is what was the male pig standing on?
Posted by: Aviator at May 08, 2014 11:11 PM (3rrMW)
An inverted five gallon bucket is standard equipment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 08, 2014 07:17 PM (27KaM)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 07:17 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 07:18 PM (Xkr8I)
Posted by: typical white person at May 08, 2014 07:18 PM (YEQ2h)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:18 PM (XyM/Y)
extent of your evil, you are pure evil, pure lechery. I hate you, how I
hate you.
You have to admit: that is some well written hate.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 08, 2014 11:14 PM (IN7k+)
That's a babe who deep down, just wants a good man and good wood.. I wonder if she's single.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 08, 2014 07:18 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 08, 2014 07:19 PM (Gw3jO)
Posted by: Jim McDougal at May 08, 2014 07:19 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Carol at May 08, 2014 07:19 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 08, 2014 07:20 PM (jJ3HS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 08, 2014 07:21 PM (jJ3HS)
Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at May 08, 2014 07:21 PM (dkesm)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 07:22 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Carol at May 08, 2014 07:22 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 11:22 PM (ojnk6)
Uber?
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:23 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: --- at May 08, 2014 07:23 PM (MMC8r)
Bet something like Twitchy is next. Not a lot of original material there... I mean the whole point is aggregating Twitter material.
And I'm sure they'd love to nail Malkin (er, not like that)
Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 07:24 PM (FXTmE)
Posted by: eman at May 08, 2014 07:25 PM (EWsrI)
My, isn't that a strong assertion?
It's accepted (to some degree) that maybe this will happen in, oh, maybe 50 or 100 years.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 08, 2014 07:25 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:25 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:25 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke's Cat at May 08, 2014 07:26 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: The Farmer at May 08, 2014 07:26 PM (eBupg)
Don't fuck with me, coz I'm a filthy, evil, rapey death machine. I can wipe out life on earth with my lechery. It's science.
Posted by: otho at May 08, 2014 07:26 PM (Ci6bl)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 08, 2014 07:27 PM (EZ4QY)
Just look at the flowers... just look at the flowers.
Posted by: The Walking Dead's Carol, not ours at May 08, 2014 07:27 PM (FXTmE)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 07:27 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 07:27 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at May 08, 2014 07:28 PM (jJ3HS)
Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 07:28 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 07:29 PM (Xkr8I)
I don't think my policeman/soldier brother with the wife and two kids regrets getting a philosophy degree....
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 08, 2014 11:04 PM (O21qH
Oh gosh! No offense intended! I'm just glad my kids are getting decent grades this go-around. They had a reaaally good time freshman year and ended up living at home and going to the community college for a year to salvage their GPAs.
Posted by: traumakitty at May 08, 2014 07:29 PM (vbUVc)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 08, 2014 07:29 PM (8ClNp)
Posted by: Gushka can has extra kitties what plays fetch! at May 08, 2014 07:29 PM (1gl9n)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 07:29 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: FCF at May 08, 2014 07:30 PM (Khja4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:30 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 07:30 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: EC at May 08, 2014 07:30 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 08, 2014 07:30 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:31 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 07:31 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 08, 2014 07:31 PM (EZ4QY)
Hey, look, the hotel owned by the Brunei dude, just magically has a big supe rhuge protest filled with Hollywood stars.
That probably had nothing to do with Hussein the Jugeared showing up over there.
Nah, can't be, no one can communicate that fast and arrange shit to happen all at the same time.
This coordination is the creepiest stuff I've seen in a long time, but it is par for the course with communists.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at May 08, 2014 07:31 PM (G68IW)
Posted by: toby928© at May 08, 2014 07:31 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 08, 2014 07:32 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Boko Harem at May 08, 2014 07:32 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Carol at May 08, 2014 07:32 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 07:32 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Lauren at May 08, 2014 07:32 PM (ejehg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 08, 2014 07:32 PM (fncHr)
You guys that moan about being old tickle me.
I got a birthday coming up--I was born in 1941.
Talk to me about old.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2014 07:33 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 08, 2014 07:33 PM (Gw3jO)
Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 07:33 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:33 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 08, 2014 07:34 PM (ZshNr)
This RadFem thing had me thinking all day long and I just now realized what she is.
She's the anti-MWR. The Nega-MWR. The Mirror Universe MWR. She's the MWR with eyepatch and neatly trimmed goatee.
Posted by: EC at May 08, 2014 11:30 PM (doBIb)
So if I understand what you are saying correctly: Her name is Hteb.
Posted by: buzzion at May 08, 2014 07:34 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 07:34 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 07:35 PM (uOtWx)
Posted by: buzzion at May 08, 2014 11:33 PM (LI48c)
[Silently adds a new name to the List]
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 08, 2014 07:35 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 07:35 PM (Xkr8I)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:36 PM (++4vU)
How do y'all pronounce jewelry?
Because I am semi-obsessed with watching youtube vidoes at the moment and I hear a LOT of chicks pronouncing it is "JOO-la-ree"
I say "Joo-wel-ree"
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 11:31 PM
joolree
Posted by: otho at May 08, 2014 07:36 PM (Ci6bl)
How the fuck you do that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 08, 2014 11:31 PM (fncHr)<<<
Haha. There was a lot of craziness going on with different characters (symbols) toward the end of last night's ONT.
I decided to use this.
Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 07:36 PM (FXTmE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 11:30 PM (XyM/Y)
They may be the cosmic Orkin men and we the termites.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 08, 2014 07:36 PM (27KaM)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2014 11:07 PM (Q4U+O)
When she's told to "haul ass", it takes two trips.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at May 08, 2014 11:28 PM (jJ3HS)
She is a crime against humanity
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2014 07:36 PM (Q4U+O)
Posted by: Arthur Cognomen at May 08, 2014 07:36 PM (dkesm)
Hell, why would they want to put up with our crap?
If any aliens approached Earth, they'd intercept all of the television and radio signals over the last several decades. If they were smart, they'd translate it and notice how over the last several decades, we're just getting whinier and bitchier.
They should just wipe us out from orbit and harvest the planet.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 08, 2014 07:36 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: mpfs at May 08, 2014 07:36 PM (3hyY+)
Posted by: EC at May 08, 2014 07:37 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 08, 2014 07:37 PM (dUZwp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 08, 2014 07:37 PM (Gw3jO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 07:37 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: FCF at May 08, 2014 07:37 PM (Khja4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: willow at May 08, 2014 07:37 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:37 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Gushka can has extra kitties what plays fetch! at May 08, 2014 07:38 PM (1gl9n)
A really top-notch philosophy degree makes you immune to that bullshit.
But that's not the Modern Conservative way, is it?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 08, 2014 07:38 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: rickl at May 08, 2014 07:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 07:39 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: Carol at May 08, 2014 07:39 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 08, 2014 07:39 PM (ednAk)
We have already noticed you humans and we are on our way.
Though we are machines rather than aliens.
We will arrive shortly.
Posted by: Berserkers at May 08, 2014 07:39 PM (noWW6)
Earth - Unremarkable planet in the third orbit of a thoroughly unremarkable star. Dominant life form is a bipedal ape-like creature not long removed from leaving the trees. Mostly harmless though some are thoroughly annoying in their prattle. Simply put, just avoid the whole star system.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 07:39 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:40 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 07:40 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 07:40 PM (Egby4)
A very happy, early birthday.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 08, 2014 07:40 PM (AC0lD)
I hope your doctor visit goes well tomorrow and you don't have so much pain!
well I am going to bed, good night all
Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2014 07:41 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: EC at May 08, 2014 07:41 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2014 07:41 PM (x82e4)
Posted by: Carol at May 08, 2014 07:41 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ʇɐɥ ןɐɔıʇıןod ǝɥʇ at May 08, 2014 07:42 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 08, 2014 07:42 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: DC in (Location TBD) at May 08, 2014 07:42 PM (Pvcl5)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 08, 2014 11:42 PM (l3vZN)
Hand them over, please and thank you!!!!!
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:42 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 07:42 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 07:43 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 07:43 PM (lr3d7)
Just a drive-by tonight. In & Out (burger?)
"That woman is just cray-cray."
I don't think I can put into words how much I hate that kind of talk. I have literally cut people out of my life that say that.
Or they teach their kids to call Aunt Katherine "Kee-Kee"
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 11:35 PM (uOtWx) Hide posts from (uOtWx)
Howdy, chi -- I keep sending you emails. Are you getting 'em?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 07:43 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 11:42 PM (HZkuJ)
This year it's an Appletini, recommended by Lindafell.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:43 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2014 07:43 PM (o+SC1)
Don't really care about the chronological age, since the physical age lags a good 10 years.
Old age will be when they reach parity. Then I'll likely fall right apart.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2014 07:44 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:44 PM (++4vU)
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Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 07:44 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 07:45 PM (uOtWx)
I was going to visit an elderly family member and got buttonholed by an energetic, charming male centenarian. He said, "If I'd have known I was going to live this long, I would have indulged more and hopefully lived less.."
He asked me to bring him booze, smokes and evil food. I smuggled in everything for him but the smokes. It's his right to shorten his life (what, by a few weeks?) with alcohol or scary food, but in a place where three-quarters of the residents were on bottled oxygen, I figured an ignition source might shorten more than one life.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 07:45 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 07:46 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:46 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 08, 2014 07:46 PM (MKpBT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:46 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Farmer at May 08, 2014 07:46 PM (eBupg)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 11:45 PM (uOtWx)
May 21???????
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:46 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:47 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:47 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 08, 2014 11:46 PM (MKpBT)
Humpback Whales.
Posted by: buzzion at May 08, 2014 07:47 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 07:47 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 08, 2014 07:47 PM (WlWt+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 11:47 PM (++4vU)
Merci. Take the y off of the V in VE Day and that is his name.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:48 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: rickl at May 08, 2014 11:38 PM (sdi6R)<<<
🐛
Posted by: ɹəƨᴉɯ əʇɐɥ at May 08, 2014 07:49 PM (FXTmE)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 08, 2014 07:49 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 07:49 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:49 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 07:50 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 07:50 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:51 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Barry Obama at May 08, 2014 07:51 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 07:51 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 08, 2014 11:47 PM (WlWt+)
I think I'd rather put my faith in Aaron Eckhart leading a squad of marines.
Posted by: buzzion at May 08, 2014 07:51 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 11:49 PM (uOtWx)
I blame my Canadian education for the fact that I can add. Although when I helped my nephew (1st grade) with math over Christmas, I was not a happy camper. Common Core garbage.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:51 PM (KEplS)
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Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 08, 2014 07:52 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 07:53 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 07:53 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 07:53 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 07:53 PM (xpPRn)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 08, 2014 07:53 PM (XyM/Y)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Elderly Rapey Men Meeting Aliens at May 08, 2014 07:53 PM (noWW6)
Good luck with your father's operation.
I think my dad was late 70's when he had his hip replaced. I was in Ohio at the time, but my mother said he did his exercises religiously and the doctors were amazed at how well he did.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 08, 2014 07:53 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:54 PM (GEICT)
I'm a 19 year old red head female model hanging out here.
must tremember to change nic after I type
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 11:50 PM (QeH9j)<<<
Bonjour!
Posted by: a French model at May 08, 2014 07:54 PM (FXTmE)
Is there a Hobo Rapiens???
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 07:55 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 07:55 PM (uOtWx)
Free clue to Ace: warmed over news isn't news.
Posted by: Anonymous Bosch at May 08, 2014 07:55 PM (HFSaY)
My dad is going in for a hip replacement surgery Monday morning. On top of the nerves because Dad is having major surgery, his surgery means I'll be basically running the business for about 6 weeks.
That 6 weeks ends the Friday before the MoMee. So yeah, I might be in a place to tie one on that night.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 11:46 PM (GEICT)
All the best! Hopefully, AtC, MWR, and I won't have to hold you up.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:55 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American
No there not. They're Satan's Douchebag overflow.
Posted by: puddleglum at May 08, 2014 07:56 PM (ednAk)
I was just imagining the Horde watering Harry Reid's lawn for him, dontcha know.Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:56 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 08, 2014 07:56 PM (l3vZN)
Free clue to Ace: warmed over news isn't news.
Posted by: Anonymous Bosch at May 08, 2014 11:55 PM (HFSaY)
The nagging can kill you story has been in the news for years. Why are you complaining about two days?
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:57 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Jen Psaki at May 08, 2014 07:57 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: rickl at May 08, 2014 07:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 11:53 PM (xpPRn)
That sounds like a good name for a death metal band.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 08, 2014 07:57 PM (27KaM)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 07:57 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 11:47 PM (HZkuJ)
Surgery is commonplace for the surgeon, nurses, etc, but DAMN, they're literally chopping out an entire joint and replacing it with a titanium one held in place with rods and screws and who knows what else.
And they say they'll have him up walking on it that night.
Makes me shudder. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 11:49 PM (GEICT) Hide posts from (GEICT)
I've known people who had joint replacements, and I'll see 'em one month looking all haggard and drawn and hobbling -- then the next month (sometimes within days of the surgery), they'll look 10 years younger. You'd think that surgery that radical would be a major shock to their systems, but you forget how much of a continuing grind their old joints were to make them a candidate.
And this is something that was covered as almost science-fiction in the Time-Life Science books when I was a kid.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 07:57 PM (T1005)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 08, 2014 07:58 PM (EZ4QY)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 07:58 PM (lq3Ak)
Holy cow, how in the world can CC tinker with _first grade math_?
I'm not even sure there was math in the first grade back in the day.
All I remember was the formidable Mrs. Battleaxe making clear, in forceful terms that R. Lee Ermey would understand, that we worthless useless shitbags weren't in kindergarten any longer. And that we had better shape up or ship out.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 07:58 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 07:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 07:58 PM (ojnk6)
265 Damn! Once again AOSHQ is publishing two-day old articles as if there were fresh!!
Free clue to Ace: warmed over news isn't news.
Posted by: Anonymous Bosch at May 08, 2014 11:55 PM (HFSaY)
Here's your button.
Posted by: buzzion at May 08, 2014 07:58 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 07:58 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 07:59 PM (xpPRn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 07:59 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: puddleglum at May 08, 2014 07:59 PM (ednAk)
I've heard about Breaux. Haven't heard about the others. Will try to visit them. Thanks!
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 07:59 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 07:59 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 08:00 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 08:00 PM (GEICT)
Sorry. Really. Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 11:55 PM (uOtWx) Hide posts from (uOtWx)
DON'T APOLOGIZE!!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:01 PM (T1005)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at May 08, 2014 08:01 PM (r+7wo)
From what I've read, the Battle of the Coral Sea is better remembered today in Australia than it is in the United States. I guess that's to be expected, since Oz was threatened with Japanese invasion at the time.
Posted by: rickl at May 08, 2014 11:57 PM (sdi6R)
{{{rickl}}}
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:01 PM (KEplS)
Come on with your bad selves.
sincerely,
The Personae of Messrs Ball, Bishop, Fonck, Guynemer, Luke, Mannock, Nungesser, Voss, and especially Herr Richthofen.
Posted by: Malori at May 08, 2014 08:01 PM (b7AU3)
Posted by: MTF at May 08, 2014 08:02 PM (F58x4)
Free clue to Ace: warmed over news isn't news.
Posted by: Anonymous Bosch at May 08, 2014 11:55 PM (HFSaY) Hide posts from (HFSaY)
Keeps him from being branded as a News Aggregator in Violation of Policy by Google.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:02 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 08:02 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: Anonymous Bosch at May 08, 2014 11:55 PM (HFSaY)
There is a link to the Free Ice Cream Refund Request form on the front page. Processing time is 3-5 days.
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 08, 2014 08:02 PM (pAlYe)
Just read the crap about WZ, I like that site.
There will be a letter go out tomorrow and I dropped some money for them.
Strikes me that turnabout is fair play and I intend to see what can be done with respect to leftwing sites.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2014 08:02 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 08:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: S. Muldoon at May 08, 2014 08:04 PM (MKpBT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:04 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 08:04 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Carol at May 08, 2014 08:04 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: Jimmy Duranty at May 08, 2014 08:05 PM (HFSaY)
Posted by: Japan at May 08, 2014 08:05 PM (EZ4QY)
Por ejemplo:
Woooooooooo!!
http://tinyurl.com/q9vxbj2
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 08, 2014 11:58 PM (EZ4QY)
(edited for brevity)
Gots to say, i know plenty of witches and frankly this poor little nitwit makes good upstanding nature0worshipping people look bad. it is possible to be a pagan and also not a totally batshit insane fuckwit. One of my best friends is pagan, shoots better than i do, and would fit right in with the horde. Mero even met her husband, when he brought his mare to me to get a month of riding on her. Great people, both totally love PIV, and their nature thing seems to have a Sky Lady and a Dying God that pours his blood out on the earth so we may live. I tease them that they are simply Catholics in denial, and they take it good naturedly. So not all witches are ....
well...
... whatever THAT is.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 08, 2014 08:05 PM (f858s)
I'm not even sure there was math in the first grade back in the day.
All I remember was the formidable Mrs. Battleaxe making clear, in forceful terms that R. Lee Ermey would understand, that we worthless useless shitbags weren't in kindergarten any longer. And that we had better shape up or ship out.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 11:58 PM (noWW6)
*Make a number sentence...*
My nephew draws circles to make the number sentence to eventually answer the problem.
Seriously, it's bad. I have a BA but took math courses in university. I was confused.
We drill him with flashcards and computer games to make sure he has the basics. When I'm around, if he needs more than his fingers we count my fingers, arms, legs, and head.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:06 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:06 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 08:06 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 08, 2014 08:06 PM (WlWt+)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:08 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: Zombie Quadaffee at May 08, 2014 08:08 PM (qKLjO)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at May 08, 2014 08:08 PM (xpPRn)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 08:09 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: model_1066 at May 08, 2014 08:09 PM (yaeMF)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 08, 2014 08:09 PM (Xkr8I)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 08:09 PM (GEICT)
No Manga movie Robo Rapiens?
(That comment would have been a lot earlier but ya'll are talkative tonight.)
Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 12:08 AM (QeH9j)
Dunno about Manga, but tentacle porn would definitely be "octo-rapiens"
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 08, 2014 08:10 PM (f858s)
Posted by: Eddie Rickenbacker at May 08, 2014 08:10 PM (sdi6R)
The Mississippi Gulf Coast that is the core of MS Dist 4 is crammed full of Catholic churches of Serbian and Vietnamese descent in Biloxi. Other Catholic churches dot the coastline along with Episcopal and Baptist churches. Then there is Keesler AFB, Navy SeaBee base, and Stennis Space Center.
What I worry about is the sore loser of a Blue Dog Democrat Gene Taylor. He held that seat for 22 years before Palazzo booted him out. Now Gene has 'seen the light' and switched to the Republican Party and is running against Palazzo.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 08:10 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 08:10 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: --- at May 08, 2014 08:10 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Carol at May 08, 2014 08:10 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 08:10 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2014 08:11 PM (x82e4)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:11 PM (QeH9j)
http://tinyurl.com/lfx42m2
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 12:09 AM (GEICT)
I can't see it. I'm one of the few, the proud, not on Facebook. Although I can bet that I will want to throw something.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:11 PM (KEplS)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2014 08:11 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 08:12 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:12 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2014 08:12 PM (qKLjO)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 08:12 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: model_1066 at May 08, 2014 08:12 PM (yaeMF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 08:12 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 08:13 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 12:10 AM (ojnk6)
The only reasoning I can think of is that they want to include those kids who do not do well with repetitive drills. Therefore, they change the curriculum to provide "solutions" for those kids, but teach all of the solutions to the entire classroom, all at once. Therefore, confusion abounds.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:14 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:14 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 08:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: --- at May 09, 2014 12:08 AM (MMC8r)
Barney Frank?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 08, 2014 08:15 PM (27KaM)
Posted by: AC at May 08, 2014 08:15 PM (X6YhV)
Posted by: --- at May 08, 2014 08:15 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 08:16 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2014 08:16 PM (qKLjO)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 08:17 PM (MbqmP)
You can tell the people who came to their faith through serious consideration and introspection and those who are just looking to piss someone off. You're friends sound like awesome people.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 09, 2014 12:09 AM (lr3d7)
they are.
And they completely support my Kid (who lurks here) in her weekly visits to what we call "the God Shop" where she Hangs with the Righteous, and watches the little childrens, so their parents can get their Jesus thing on too. Its pretty wonderful.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 08, 2014 08:18 PM (f858s)
You would have been more than worthy but you wouldn't have quite fit the
needed profile.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7vdafw
Posted by: Malori at May 08, 2014 08:18 PM (b7AU3)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 08:18 PM (HZkuJ)
The pic on the left is her attempting to do it the way the school taught. Half an hour, crying, screaming, wanting to quit, over half the answers wrong.
Pic on the right is a quick worksheet I made up. Complete in in under 3 minutes. The only thing close to wrong was when I reminded her to carry the one. Once.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 12:14 AM (GEICT)
What is a MathBoard?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but on the left side it looks like she knew what she was doing but doubted herself because of what she was told to do.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:18 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: AC at May 08, 2014 08:19 PM (X6YhV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 08:19 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 08:20 PM (aTXUx)
I was driving around the southern SF Bay earlier today and said to myself, "Why the fuck are there two C-17s at Moffett Field?"
Oh. It's because Papa Doc Obama is coming to town. It takes two massive C-17s simply to carry the advance detail. (Which is insane but true.)
I fortunately and barely got out of that stretch of Highway 101 before the whole colossal glossy entourage arrived from D.C. Quite literally about half an hour ahead of time.
So what is Obama doing in Silicon Valley? Cynically whoring for money. From the executives of Google, Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo, et cetera.
Do business accordingly.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 08:20 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:20 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at May 09, 2014 12:18 AM (f858s)
GushkaKid lurks here?
*Waves*
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:21 PM (KEplS)
And yes, it's wonderful that they support her in that way. It shows a lot of self-assurance and a lot of love.Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 08:21 PM (lr3d7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 12:19 AM (ojnk6)
Be glad.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:22 PM (KEplS)
Nope, not a single lick of cronyism there... no sireee bob... *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 08:22 PM (HZkuJ)
I'm actually pretty OK with that.
-C
Posted by: Cnation at May 08, 2014 08:23 PM (17ehG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:23 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 08, 2014 08:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 12:13 AM (HZkuJ) Hide posts from (HZkuJ)
While that type exists within the NeoPagan movement, there are all sorts of people there who got there all sorts of ways -- and it's not exactly sportin' to assume that Gushka's friends are bound by the mindset you describe.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:23 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 08:24 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 08:24 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 12:23 AM (GEICT)
And that's one of the problems: If on a test she doesn't show sticks and O's on her sheet and does a problem they way you showed her, she'll get lower marks or even get the question wrong, even if she got the right answer.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:26 PM (KEplS)
Follow the link over and email suggestions to WZ.
Part of the issue is the "gotcha" handling. No warnings, no time to correct....just "bip" -- and I'm sure they'll stiff WZ on the last check.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:27 PM (T1005)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:27 PM (XyM/Y)
Tailored to us!
If we knew what 'tailored' meant, which we do not.
But, whatever, dude!
Posted by: Lowest Common Denominator at May 08, 2014 08:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:28 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2014 08:29 PM (qKLjO)
Posted by: Vendette at May 09, 2014 12:26 AM
Wait, what? They're doing this shit on papers that get marked/tested? What grade are we talking about here?
Posted by: otho at May 08, 2014 08:29 PM (Ci6bl)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:29 PM (QeH9j)
I was driving around the southern SF Bay earlier today and said to myself, "Why the fuck are there two C-17s at Moffett Field?"
Oh. It's because Papa Doc Obama is coming to town. It takes two massive C-17s simply to carry the advance detail. (Which is insane but true.)
I fortunately and barely got out of that stretch of Highway 101 before the whole colossal glossy entourage arrived from D.C. Quite literally about half an hour ahead of time.
So what is Obama doing in Silicon Valley? Cynically whoring for money. From the executives of Google, Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo, et cetera.
Do business accordingly.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 09, 2014 12:20 AM (noWW6) Hide posts from (noWW6)
He's having some sort of an event at the Mountain View Walmart Tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:29 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 08, 2014 08:31 PM (HZkuJ)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:31 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2014 08:31 PM (qKLjO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:32 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 08, 2014 08:33 PM (tlOtL)
Posted by: otho at May 09, 2014 12:29 AM (Ci6bl)
My nephew is in grade 1.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:33 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 08, 2014 08:33 PM (lr3d7)
My understanding is that technically it's "Moffett Federal Airfield" now.
And all sorts of gov/mil aircraft end up there, especially Navy ones who now have pretty much nowhere else to go in the SF Bay Area since all of the other former USN bases with airstrips here have been BRAC'ed out of existence.
But you're right that there is no excuse for arrogant dot-com executives housing their private jets there, and tanking up on below market rate federal jet fuel into the bargain. Other than, of course, blatant cronyism.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 08:34 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 08, 2014 08:35 PM (++4vU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 12:24 AM (HZkuJ) Hide posts from (HZkuJ)
Oh, sorry. I'm still in "trying to catch up" mode after composing and it plays hell with linking comments and responses.
All-in-all, though, there's plenty of other reasons to suppose the batshit RadFem has authority/parent issues....she might just be a witch because she encountered a particularly charismatic evangelistic NeoPagan.....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:35 PM (T1005)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2014 08:35 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 08:36 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:37 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 08:37 PM (ojnk6)
My nephew is in grade 1.
Posted by: Vendette at May 09, 2014 12:33 AM
What the fuck? Really? What the hell is going on with this shit? I don't remember any marking or testing in early primary. Teacher went round and checked the result. You got it right or you got a smack on the head and was told "you're an idiot... do it again." I remember clearly. My head hurt a lot back then. That's bullshit.
Posted by: otho at May 08, 2014 08:37 PM (Ci6bl)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 12:29 AM (T1005)
He needs to have some sort of a "presidential" event, even if it's just 5 minutes long, to justify the taxpayers paying for the rest of his fundraising trip tomorrow. I'm sure there was one yesterday when he was in LA.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:39 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Vendette at May 09, 2014 12:26 AM
Wait, what? They're doing this shit on papers that get marked/tested? What grade are we talking about here? Posted by: otho at May 09, 2014 12:29 AM (Ci6bl) Hide posts from (Ci6bl)
Vendette should come up with some totally Rube Goldberg-ian way to add 13 and 9 so that it covers two entire pages with stupidity and have her kid submit it -- she'll probably get some class prize for "originality".
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:39 PM (T1005)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 08, 2014 08:39 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: rickl at May 08, 2014 08:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Keena at May 08, 2014 08:40 PM (RiTnx)
There used to be an office of the Commiefornia DMV directly across the street. How gruesomely appropriate.
Meanwhile, in the real world, entrepreneurial capitalism continues a slow steady collapse in America, with more firms going out of business than being started up.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 08:40 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 08:41 PM (lq3Ak)
Before this hole I have accidentally dug gets any deeper. Time to go away.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 12:31 AM (HZkuJ) Hide posts from (HZkuJ)
Stay, stay!!! Have a beer, relax. *shoves cold bottle of Moosehead into USB port*
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:41 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)
If I had to do this problem right now with my nephew (my sister's kid), it would be his 10 fingers, my 10 fingers, my arms, and one leg.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:41 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:42 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:42 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:43 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Guy With HATE APPENDAGE at May 08, 2014 08:43 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 08, 2014 08:43 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 08:44 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 08, 2014 08:45 PM (HVI5a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2014 12:42 AM (XyM/Y)
It is standard presidential operating procedure. It didn't start with Obama, although he's used it a lot.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:45 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 08:45 PM (lq3Ak)
Relax. I got this.
Posted by: Polydactyl Cat at May 08, 2014 08:45 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: logprof at May 08, 2014 08:46 PM (OTFkV)
Posted by: RWC at May 08, 2014 08:46 PM (QeH9j)
Posted by: Keena at May 08, 2014 08:46 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 08:47 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:47 PM (XyM/Y)
Quack.
Posted by: Lame Duck at May 08, 2014 08:47 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 08:47 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 12:44 AM (ojnk6)
1) Because he likes it better than his real job;
2) Because he can haul in $$$ without actually showing up at the side of vulnerable Dems who need the money but don't want him appearing with them in person.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:47 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 08:47 PM (ojnk6)
Goldberg-ian way to add 13 and 9 so that it covers two entire pages with
stupidity and have her kid submit it -- she'll probably get some class
prize for "originality".
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)
If I had to do this problem right now with my nephew (my sister's kid), it would be his 10 fingers, my 10 fingers, my arms, and one leg.
Posted by: Vendette at May 09, 2014 12:41 AM (KEplS) Hide posts from (KEplS)
Work a vagina into it somehow, and it'd not only get your nephew an originality award, it'll end up in the next edition of the textbooks.
[Absolutely kidding about the part where you and your nephew have anything to do with vaginas.....but not kidding about what the stupid government would do with any sick puppies who did.]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:48 PM (T1005)
This is my first time here since '07, and it's as lovely as ever. Also, it dawned on me that I have visited Banff more than any other national park (4 times), either in Canada or the USA.
Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 12:46 AM (OTFkV)
It's a little chilly, though???
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:48 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:49 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Nervous in the Night Time at May 08, 2014 08:49 PM (op6RF)
Posted by: Keena at May 08, 2014 08:50 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 08, 2014 08:50 PM (hP/Mt)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 08:51 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:51 PM (XyM/Y)
[Absolutely kidding about the part where you and your nephew have anything to do with vaginas.....but not kidding about what the stupid government would do with any sick puppies who did.]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 12:48 AM (T1005)
We never ran out of enough parts to get to that point!
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:51 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:52 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Keena at May 08, 2014 08:52 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Epobirs at May 08, 2014 08:52 PM (Icq+V)
This is proof of climate disruption which can be cured by higher taxes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 08, 2014 08:53 PM (27KaM)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 08:53 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 12:39 AM
Yeah, but, that would require topping their stupidity. Is that possible? I don't get the process at all. We started out with coloured blocks doing the basic arithmetic, then moved to stacking on slates later. There was no "marking"... apart from the marks left by the teacher's ruler.
Posted by: otho at May 08, 2014 08:54 PM (Ci6bl)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 09, 2014 12:47 AM (MbqmP)
Re-imagined by Elton John.
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2014 08:54 PM (XRSxm)
Tell us about it. We're still staring at the wall in the corner. And trembling.
Oh, we shit the carpet. Sorry.
Posted by: Dogs at May 08, 2014 08:54 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 08, 2014 08:54 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 12:44 AM (ojnk6)
Party apparatus. National, State, and local Dem committees. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 09, 2014 12:47 AM (HxSXm) Hide posts from (HxSXm)
Which is absolutely hilarious because, IIRC, he totally bogarted the Dem's choom in 2012 for his own campaign and left 'em stiffed.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 08:55 PM (T1005)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 08:55 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:56 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: Keena at May 08, 2014 08:56 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: AC at May 08, 2014 08:57 PM (X6YhV)
Posted by: otho at May 09, 2014 12:54 AM (Ci6bl)
What makes it worse is that there are many school districts that discourage parents trying to teach their kids in order to enhance their learning or get outside help. Even flashcards are frowned upon.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:57 PM (KEplS)
Does that mean that "Roman Pagans" is the early version of "Beverly Hillbillies"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 08, 2014 08:57 PM (27KaM)
Posted by: Keena at May 09, 2014 12:56 AM (RiTnx)
Did you eventually get your hair done?
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 08:58 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 08:58 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 08, 2014 08:59 PM (qKLjO)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 09:01 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 09:01 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 09:02 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2014 09:02 PM (k0wRv)
Posted by: logprof at May 08, 2014 09:02 PM (OTFkV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2014 09:04 PM (XyM/Y)
Posted by: logprof at May 08, 2014 09:05 PM (OTFkV)
Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 01:02 AM (OTFkV)
I don't know if you're sarcastic or a fan of extended winter. Regardless, get thee to the Banff Hot Springs! AAA/CAA discount!
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 09:05 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Keena at May 08, 2014 09:08 PM (RiTnx)
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2014 12:58 AM (XyM/Y)
I LOVE that way of thinking. Just like praying for that "Femi-Nazi" in the ONT. When I find myself actually saying something to the television, I need to get to my knees and be thankful for what I love. Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 01:01 AM (lq3Ak) Hide posts from (lq3Ak)
Slap, Fenelon -- you guys both do pretty well. Enough to make me wish I was better at it.
Though not, conversely, well enough to for me to actually be better at it -- which would probably put you in line for canonization.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 09:08 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 09:08 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2014 12:49 AM (XyM/Y)
--Have you been? If not, you should go. Also, in three previous trips I had not noticed that there was an intersection of two streets named Moose and Squirrel. Must take photo tomorrow! Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 01:05 AM (OTFkV) Hide posts from (OTFkV)
Natasha, just received message from Fearless Leader: "Must. Sabotage. Photo."!
Posted by: Boris Badenov at May 08, 2014 09:11 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 09:11 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: 政治的な帽子~モー at May 08, 2014 09:11 PM (K1sEu)
always
I'm just in no mood to put up with shit
perverse propagandists, lunatic fringers, I set up my life to avoid this shit, so excuse me if, just tonight I don't read all about all the crap. As if, just for tonight, it didn't matter. enough.
I had a day. I burned some brush. We got some rain. I figured out some long-annoying JavaScript. Hate hustlers and other tyrants can kma.
Milady informs that home state has med pot and grow / export for profit (!!!) pot initiatives proposed. Yeah, like marvel superdupers on the big screen, fifty years overdue. just give me the leave me the fkuc alone initiative. I'll vote for that.
f tyranny
f big nanny and big brother
f commies and Nazis and do-gooders alike
fuck the fucking language police!
I'll sleep better, now, anyway.
God help us. I mean, really, God? Help us!
Sweet dreams, gang. Posted by: mindful webworker - maxxed out at May 08, 2014 09:12 PM (pK8nF)
NSFW http://bit.ly/1kV7LOU
Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2014 12:47 AM (bStrg)
I give you...the break room at the office.
http://youtu.be/RNDdcmYWzNA
Probably NSFW.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 08, 2014 09:15 PM (KNXgp)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2014 09:17 PM (XRSxm)
Posted by: Grease Monkey at May 08, 2014 09:19 PM (RMvwE)
Posted by: Stark Dickflüßig at May 08, 2014 09:19 PM (MbqmP)
Cough.
Posted by: McCain, Graham, Ayotte, Collins, and Rubio at May 08, 2014 09:21 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 08, 2014 09:23 PM (LI48c)
Which is absolutely hilarious because, IIRC, he totally bogarted the Dem's choom in 2012 for his own campaign and left 'em stiffed.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 12:55 AM (T1005)
That was to protect HIS ass. He knows if he loses the Senate this year that he will never get anything in his agenda passed again. Plus, he will be facing hearings from both chambers, not just one.
He also won't be able to get his typical appointees through the Senate, and he knows damn sure that if RB Ginsburg shuffles off the mortal coil that he won't be able to appoint a successor just like her. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 09, 2014 01:11 AM (HxSXm) Hide posts from (HxSXm)
If Repubs get both houses, their first move should be to zero the White House travel budget because it's been overspent 6000% in TFG's first six years. Then, again, they won't -- proving themselves once more to be a bunch of ball-lacking catamites.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 09:23 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2014 09:24 PM (XRSxm)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 08, 2014 09:24 PM (0AKks)
Posted by: Grease Monkey at May 08, 2014 09:24 PM (RMvwE)
Posted by: Homo Mount Rushmore at May 08, 2014 09:25 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 08, 2014 09:25 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: Grease Monkey at May 08, 2014 09:25 PM (RMvwE)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 09:26 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Null at May 08, 2014 09:27 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Homo Mount Rushmore at May 08, 2014 09:30 PM (MbqmP)
Posted by: the United States Postal Service at May 08, 2014 09:30 PM (FXTmE)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 09:31 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 08, 2014 09:33 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: Null at May 09, 2014 01:27 AM (xjpRj)
And let us call upon Mulder and Scully.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 09:33 PM (KEplS)
Got an email earlier that had pictures of algebra problems in the body of the email. I replied, changing the subject line to "I'm pretty sure this wasn't meant for me."
I just received a response:
"Oops! Wrong Cthulhu!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Sent from my iPhone
"
So the question is -- if this might have been some sort of NSA ruse to tag my computer, should I be more or less concerned that they knew the quote? [and what am I to make of "Wrong Cthulhu"?]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 09:38 PM (T1005)
*Am ashamed*
Posted by: Vendette at May 09, 2014 01:38 AM (KEplS) Hide posts from (KEplS)
But did you shoot the dep-u-tee?
http://tinyurl.com/22b6rz
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 09:43 PM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 01:38 AM (T1005)
As the recipient of emails from Scotland that are not meant for me, right now I'd say that you should be OK. It looks like the sender knows of the screwup.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 09:43 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 09:44 PM (lq3Ak)
http://tinyurl.com/22b6rz
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 01:43 AM (T1005)
I'm as guilty as Marge Simpson.
Posted by: Vendette at May 08, 2014 09:45 PM (KEplS)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 09:48 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 09:55 PM (lq3Ak)
http://tinyurl.com/22b6rz
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 01:43 AM (T1005)
I'm as guilty as Marge Simpson.
Posted by: Vendette at May 09, 2014 01:45 AM (KEplS) Hide posts from (KEplS)
Oops! Was watching the solo.....Clapton does a very interesting trick in the early part....he matches the rhythm and key of the backing players, then slows a bit....like he's not quite keeping up....but then slows a bit more until it's obvious he's not on the beat....then drops off the backing players and starts heading off harmonically. Very cute little move, there.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 09:55 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ernst Röhm at May 08, 2014 09:57 PM (K1sEu)
Of course not!
The Lovecraftian canon was all about eldritch unearthly _geometry_.
Get it right, people.
Meanwhile, I wake up shuddering in a cold sweat at three in the morning about the version of statistical process control that they use in R'lyeh.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 09:58 PM (noWW6)
He also won't be able to get his typical appointees through the Senate, and he knows damn sure that if RB Ginsburg shuffles off the mortal coil that he won't be able to appoint a successor just like her.
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Obama has been pretty adamant about implementing his agenda without worrying about Congress, I doubt that a GOP senate without a 2/3 majority will stop him. Obama's lame-duck years could be the worst of all.
Posted by: Hakan Loob at May 08, 2014 09:59 PM (Q3tFF)
What does it say about me that I read that as, "... in a Bobcat Goldwater voice"?
Talk about your crossovers.
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is... oh fuck!!!"
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 10:05 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 10:05 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Adriane... at May 08, 2014 10:07 PM (yBC4q)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 10:07 PM (lq3Ak)
http://tinyurl.com/of5x2j7
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 10:08 PM (T1005)
I saw Granite Love open for the Stone Temple Pilots back in '08.
They rocked.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2014 10:12 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 08, 2014 10:14 PM (ELMMc)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 10:14 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 10:19 PM (lq3Ak)
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one day in the Bible Belt, those who grew up with Playboy and those who grew up with Playguy will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of California, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little funbuddies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by their behavior around cocks but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today.
Posted by: Dr. Martin Luther Drag-Queen at May 08, 2014 10:23 PM (T1005)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 08, 2014 10:33 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Red Wigglers, The Cadillac of Worms ... at May 08, 2014 10:35 PM (yBC4q)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 10:36 PM (ojnk6)
I should point out that I greatly admire Dr. King's "I Have a Dream" speech. It is absolutely loathsome how editing and recontexting has been used to pervert its plain, heartfelt, and commendable meaning.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 10:37 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 10:37 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 10:38 PM (T1005)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 10:40 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: The Shameless Hat at May 08, 2014 10:42 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 10:43 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 10:43 PM (yBC4q)
Posted by: Bill Engvall at May 08, 2014 10:48 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 08, 2014 10:49 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 08, 2014 10:50 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2014 11:01 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 11:02 PM (yBC4q)
We've had them stay with us on numerous occasions since they were very young -- their parents being trusting souls -- but we almost always take only 1 or 2 at a time....so as not to be outnumbered.
The #1 son (#2 kid) is a bit more challenging than most. I remember a "meltdown" at a park that lead to me hauling him on my shoulder for two blocks back to our home while he was screaming his lungs out in frustration. I'm sure it's tough for parents -- but with the current regime, it's even tougher for nonparents.
Anyway -- the "synchronized potty breaks" thing reminded me of an episode.
We were driving #1 godson back to his parents -- a two-hour drive -- and were concerned for his well-being. So we were talking to him in the back seat, but he was a bit cranky. In the midst of a bunch of questions and discussion, he delivered his manifesto: "I'm not tired, I'm not hungry, and I don't have to go to the bathroom."
Whereupon we drove into a McDonald's, sent him to the restroom while we ordered food, got back in the car and fed him a burger, and he conked out within 20 minutes.
Which has lead to the BH and I using "I'm not tired, I'm not hungry, and I don't have to go to the bathroom" as a comment on anything that is not going to happen as stated.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 11:03 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 11:04 PM (lq3Ak)
I may have to give up going to doctors.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2014 11:05 PM (PlzOe)
John might have a long mustache as well ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 09, 2014 03:02 AM (yBC4q)
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nah, he shaves it in that goofy quaker style like the former surgeon general.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2014 11:06 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 11:07 PM (lq3Ak)
I may have to give up going to doctors.
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2014 03:05 AM (PlzOe) Hide posts from (PlzOe)
Go to a real Asian supermarket, and get instant miso soup with seaweed.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 11:16 PM (yBC4q)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 11:17 PM (lq3Ak)
Go direct to the source. Potassium iodide.
Old-time doctor's mnemonic.
"If ye know not what nor why, prescribe ye K and I."
Far more reliable and consistent than natural sources such as seaweed.
Make sure before doing so that you don't have Hashimoto's syndrome, an autoimmune disease of the thyroid that will be worsened by iodine or anything else which positively influences thyroid function.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 11:18 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2014 11:19 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 11:20 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 11:22 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 11:26 PM (uOtWx)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 08, 2014 11:28 PM (lq3Ak)
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Plus an excellent dental and vision plan. And 401(k) matching.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 11:31 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 11:37 PM (yBC4q)
Helpful things with ants -- diatomaceous earth, cinnamon, and vacuum cleaners.
Diatomaceous earth is a bulk garden-supply thing. It kills insects because it wedges open their exoskeletons and they dehydrate. Anything large or having an endoskeleton treats it like dirt.
Ants hate cinnamon -- if you have a restaurant supply place where you can get it by the pound, it's worth getting some just to mess with the ants.
And, finally, a vac -- get a bunch of ants, then put in a poof of diatomaceous earth to sentence them to a lingering, horrific death. Repeat as needed.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 08, 2014 11:39 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 11:39 PM (yBC4q)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 11:41 PM (uOtWx)
Posted by: UWP at May 08, 2014 11:44 PM (AmxZh)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 11:45 PM (yBC4q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 08, 2014 11:47 PM (0HooB)
I understand that the weather has changed & they're coming out, but my goodness!
They're in the kitchen (not cool, but, ok), on the back of the toilet, in the mailbox (?), they were all over the weedeater today, and just now, I kept feeling them crawling up my feet in the bedroom!
They're everywhere!
Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 03:41 AM (uOtWx)
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I'll check the script again, but I think you are about 2 scenes from seeing a beautiful starlet naked.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2014 11:48 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 08, 2014 11:52 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 11:53 PM (yBC4q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 08, 2014 11:54 PM (0HooB)
Oooh. Tell me more.
Here in the SF Bay Area, all native ant species have been outcompeted and exterminated by the externally introduced Argentine ant supercolony. They're like a hybrid of the Star Trek universe Borg and the Terminator universe T-101.
("I'll be back. Resistance is futile.")
Really the only way to deal with the little monsters is to seal your domicile down to the smallest pore. Except that Argentine ants will get in through any opening larger than the diameter of a human hair. Arrrgh!
Posted by: torquewrench at May 08, 2014 11:54 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 11:54 PM (yBC4q)
or them ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5i-PVLMVY
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 09, 2014 03:53 AM (yBC4q)
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funny -- that looks just like the script for globull worming, er, climate chings, er, um, disruption -- yeah, that's it -- disruption.
Posted by: jc at May 08, 2014 11:56 PM (PlzOe)
Posted by: Adriane ... at May 08, 2014 11:56 PM (yBC4q)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 08, 2014 11:58 PM (uOtWx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 12:07 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 12:20 AM (T1005)
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Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 12:28 AM (uOtWx)
I feel the need to speak to management about this development.
BTW, nothing personal for the nightcrawlers. I just don't recognize y'all. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit
Meh, you *might* recognize me. I got 'volunteered' for this, as in here are 3 choices, with the last one being me walking out the door unemployed.
Needless to say while the shift is fucking with my sleep schedule something fierce I'm resume farming. It is nice not having to fight traffic and being able to get a tan during the day as I play in my garden but just damn, I wish the employer *knew* how to renegotiate a contract so the job would continue.
Posted by: Gmac - Pondering ... something at May 09, 2014 12:34 AM (4pjhs)
I guess the sun will be coming soon in the land of my birth!Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 09, 2014 12:41 AM (ELMMc)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 12:45 AM (ojnk6)
"I just spun around, and when I turned around, he held the hammer again to frighten me,” Brijanand said. “He said, ‘Give me your money — after he hit me.”
Brijanand says as the thief took $140 from his wallet. He was able to get a good look at the man and his hammer.
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“I think it’s horrendous. I think that there should be some type of safety protocol put in place so that people can be safe down here because that type of thing happening in a New York City subway station where it’s public is just ridiculous,”
Get that? "safety protocol". Is that like the cone of silence from Get Smart?
I fucking hate libs.
Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 09, 2014 01:00 AM (NnjE8)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 09, 2014 01:03 AM (ELMMc)
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Posted by: teej at May 09, 2014 01:51 AM (7PjX7)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 09, 2014 02:03 AM (ELMMc)
Sounds like you had some great teachers.
Also sounds like you'd get a kick out of one of my favorite jokes which is too long to type on this phone.
Punch line - Oh no. That fly have no more babies.Posted by: teej at May 09, 2014 02:17 AM (3tFLC)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 02:24 AM (ojnk6)
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Posted by: Gem at May 09, 2014 02:42 AM (zw+pb)
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Nope, probably more like The Protocols of The Elders of Safety some magic ideology that makes everything better and/or places blame sqarely on another group (see also: Stormfronters).
Put up all little plastic sign that says Posted by: Delurker at May 09, 2014 02:43 AM (uLCJ+)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 02:45 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 09, 2014 02:49 AM (ELMMc)
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