May 09, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (9 May 2014)
— CDR M

I don't know if it is impossible but it is tiring and tedious to argue with progressives.
Math

Common core won't help you with this job interview. Can you answer the math question below without opening the article for the answer?

A hammer and a nail cost $1.10, and the hammer costs one dollar more than the nail. How much does the nail cost?

Here's the tricky math question one CEO asks to size up job candidates.

Ok, now for something different if you didn't like the math question. The Navy is looking for some new cryptologists and they are using an online game on Facebook to test your mettle. Project Architeuthis.

The game follows the storyline of a US naval cryptologist sneaking aboard an enemy submarine in order to rescue the chief architect of the US weapons programme.

Players will decode complex clues sent by the digital cryptologist to discover the location of the submarine and rescue the high profile prisoner.

Pick-up Lines Study

Heh. The really do studies for everything. What women are looking for in pick-up lines.

“This experiment examined women’s impressions of men using various “pick-up” lines. Seventy women imagined being approached by a man using a flippant and flirtatious “pick-up” line, a direct complimentary line, or an innocuous line that masks his interest. His attractiveness varied too. They then considered him for long-term or short-term relationships. Matching a “good dad” hypothesis, they favored him for a long-term relationship if he used a direct or innocuous line instead of the flippant line, because the latter conveyed lower trustworthiness and intelligence. Matching a “good genes” hypothesis, they favored him for a short-term relationship if he was attractive instead of unattractive, regardless of his pick-up line, presumably because attractiveness signals heritable fitness.

The best and worst pick-up lines in movies. Probably NSFW.

Bacon & Whiskey

Oh. My. Iowa distillery raises pigs to taste like whiskey.

Top 2013 Baby Names

Noah ends Jacob's 14-year run at top among baby names. That recent movie will probably knock Noah out of the top spot this year. Check out the top names that are changing in popularity. Jayceon? Jayse? Castiel? And who names their daughter Everleigh?

Bad British MLB Commentary

Earthquake!

Not sure I'd bother with earthquake insurance in Oklahoma but a lot of people are with the recent quake warning that was issued. Oh I'm sure the Koch brothers are behind this somehow.

Princess Leia

I hadn't heard this before today. Berlin's Terri Nunn was almost Princess Leia.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by 17 weird book titles found on Amazon:

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1 First?

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 06:11 PM (lq3Ak)

2 yes, slap, you are first.  mostly because my cat is barfing all over my fluffy rug and i tried to intervene (uselessly, as it turns out). 

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

3 A hammer and a nail cost $1.10, and the hammer costs one dollar more than the nail. How much does the nail cost? ♪ I'd rather have a Hammer than my snail ♫ http://static6.bornrichimages.com/wp-content/uploads/s3/1/2012/09/12/1347431420.jpg

Posted by: old Car and Driver letter at May 09, 2014 06:12 PM (t/Yrb)

4 Hello Horde!

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 06:12 PM (gjOCp)

5 Damn

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:12 PM (OTFkV)

6 My new camouflage has made sniping easy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 06:13 PM (lq3Ak)

7 Well here it is.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 06:14 PM (bb5+k)

8 A hammer and a nail cost $1.10, and the hammer costs one dollar more than the nail. How much does the nail cost?

we'd have to know what kind of state tax to figure in.  plus, my head already hurts tonight due to that crappy-ass ale product i thought i might be able to actually drink.  gack!

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:14 PM (8lmkt)

9 Arguing with progs is like arguing with idiots. It causes you to stoop to their level then they beat you with experience.

Posted by: Fuck The Progs! at May 09, 2014 06:14 PM (rdiUQ)

10 We race to be first, but what do we really get for it? One minute of being first?

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 06:14 PM (gjOCp)

11 The Progressive Endgame More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5644

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 09, 2014 06:14 PM (K1sEu)

12 Kim Kardashian just can’t take a hint! President Barack Obama has called her fiancé, Kanye West a “jackass” twice, slammed the reality star’s family, and turned down her offer to help out on his last presidential campaign. Nevertheless, Kardashian tried yet again to get close to the POTUS at a ritzy gala on Wednesday night – but was flat-out denied!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Dude at May 09, 2014 06:14 PM (e8kgV)

13 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 09, 2014 06:15 PM (KCxzN)

14 Yuck! Sorry about the cat-barf, Peaches. That, well ... that just ain't right.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 06:15 PM (lq3Ak)

15 5 cents

Posted by: Mindy at May 09, 2014 06:15 PM (FBjwb)

16 We race to be first, but what do we really get for it? One minute of being first?

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 10:14 PM (gjOCp)


Carol, have you snagged frist?  Because it's a thrill like no other.  You know, kinda. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:15 PM (8lmkt)

17 hi everybody

Posted by: concrete girl at May 09, 2014 06:15 PM (ThJ4S)

18 Not only was Teri Nunn almost Leia, she also once dated Weird Al Yankovic.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:15 PM (OTFkV)

19 Tell 'em about the Twinkie.

Posted by: Winston Zedemore at May 09, 2014 06:15 PM (+1T7c)

20 Kim Kardashian just can’t take a hint! President Barack Obama has called her fiancé, Kanye West a “jackass” twice, slammed the reality star’s family, and turned down her offer to help out on his last presidential campaign. Nevertheless, Kardashian tried yet again to get close to the POTUS at a ritzy gala on Wednesday night – but was flat-out denied!



That actually makes me like Kim and Kanye a lot more than I ever thought possible. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

21 Evening Carol, Peaches, Horde in general.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 06:17 PM (ojnk6)

22 best pick-up line I've ever heard and wish I could have used it with T "lets not turn this rape into a murder"

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 06:17 PM (G98WR)

23 A nickel?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 06:17 PM (LJ7Ze)

24 I think we only use 10% of our hearts.

Posted by: very apropros Wedding Crashers pickup line for this ONT at May 09, 2014 06:17 PM (t/Yrb)

25 hi all
lol love the book title

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 06:17 PM (9GG/0)

26 "We race to be first, but what do we really get for it? One minute of being first?" -Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 10:14 PM (gjOCp) The "win" is like getting an egg with two yolks. You just go "huh".

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 06:18 PM (lq3Ak)

27 ***opens usb port*** so peaches, hook a brother up with some chicky parm?

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 06:18 PM (G98WR)

28 Hi Carol!
how did your treatment go today? are you feeling better?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 06:18 PM (9GG/0)

29 "If I were a carpenter, would you let me nail you?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 06:18 PM (AHzA7)

30 12 Kim Kardashian just can’t take a hint! President Barack Obama has called her fiancé, Kanye West a “jackass” twice, slammed the reality star’s family, and turned down her offer to help out on his last presidential campaign. Nevertheless, Kardashian tried yet again to get close to the POTUS at a ritzy gala on Wednesday night – but was flat-out denied! Posted by: Islamic Rage Dude at May 09, 2014 10:14 PM (e8kgV) Odd. You would think Barry was an ass-man, considering Michelle as a choice as wife. Or maybe Michelle is vetoing the competition.

Posted by: fly on the wall at May 09, 2014 06:19 PM (11EDr)

31 27 ***opens usb port***

so peaches, hook a brother up with some chicky parm?

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 10:18 PM (G98WR)


***puts some fuzzy back-of-the-fridge leftovers into his USB port***

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 06:19 PM (9GG/0)

32 My husband's band's keyboard player was considered for the role of Luke Skywalker. No foolin'.

Posted by: Mindy at May 09, 2014 06:20 PM (FBjwb)

33 "***puts some fuzzy back-of-the-fridge leftovers into his USB port***" -Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 10:19 PM (9GG/0) If the gerbils are dead and cold, it just doesn't work.

Posted by: Richard Gere at May 09, 2014 06:20 PM (lq3Ak)

34 32 ummm, thanks?

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 06:21 PM (G98WR)

35 you're welcome
you may have to strain it though before you eat it

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 06:22 PM (9GG/0)

36 Ok someone spell out the nickel solution for me so I can kick myself for being stupid.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 09, 2014 06:22 PM (+0txR)

37 That damn hammer and nail question gets me every time.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 06:22 PM (sdi6R)

38 Rangers and Wild both keeping shit interesting.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:22 PM (OTFkV)

39 nail = $.05
hammer = $1.05  ($1 more)
total = $1.10

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 06:22 PM (9GG/0)

40 x+x+$1.00=$1.10 -$1.00=-$1.00 x+x=.10

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 06:23 PM (LJ7Ze)

41 You would think Barry was an ass-man, considering Michelle as a choice as wife.

I'm guessing he didn't really have all that many choices.  At least not among the penis-free crowd.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:23 PM (8lmkt)

42 PGiS, the nail is five cents, and the hammer costs a dollar more, so it is $1.05. Together they cost $1.10.

Posted by: Mindy at May 09, 2014 06:23 PM (FBjwb)

43 $1.05 + $0.05 = $1.10

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 06:24 PM (8FyP4)

44 Thank you kindly gents.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 09, 2014 06:24 PM (+0txR)

45 Aren't we a helpful bunch?

Posted by: Mindy at May 09, 2014 06:24 PM (FBjwb)

46 A hooker and a john both agree to transact 5% of the john`s weekly pay of $500. What is the salary of the President of the United States?

Posted by: Common Core at May 09, 2014 06:24 PM (OTFkV)

47 I'm guessing he didn't really have all that many choices. At least not among the penis-free crowd.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 10:23 PM (8lmkt)


and moochelle *doesn't* have a penis?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 06:24 PM (9GG/0)

48 Oh and ladies too. I mess that one up every time. I know it isn't .10 cents but then I fail.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 09, 2014 06:25 PM (+0txR)

49 The end of crappy week. A friend committed suicide on Monday. Left a wife and four children behind. I was at the viewing tonight, just awful.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:25 PM (3hyY+)

50 Hi Chemjeff, I told my doctor today that last injection didn't help my shoulder & I have been waking up at 4 or 4:30. He did same injection area & it was weird because I could feel & later see top of left shoulder filled with fluid. I told him it felt odd & he asked if it hurt, it didn't. It was just odd. We were talking about fact that I don't need to see needles & he said that they don't have to worry about the ladies, they do fine. It's big tough looking men, with tattoos all over them, including faces, that pass out.

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 06:25 PM (gjOCp)

51

I'm not only the FIRST to occupy this particular comment number within this ONT, but I'm the ONLY Moron to occupy this comment number.

 


Beat that!, whydotcha?

 

 

 

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2014 06:26 PM (vvk2F)

52 "lets not turn this rape into a murder" That's kinda awesome. Sick awesome, but nice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 06:26 PM (1jzn3)

53 6 My new camouflage has made sniping easy. Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 10:13 PM (lq3Ak) Inquiring minds would like to know - what works for ONT camo?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 06:26 PM (ioT3q)

54 I guy that asks math questions like that in an interview is just asking for a punch in the mouth.... 0_o

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 09, 2014 06:26 PM (nqMAr)

55 and moochelle *doesn't* have a penis? Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 10:24 PM (9GG/0) ***** Strapons may not be considered as original equipment.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 06:27 PM (ojnk6)

56 The end of crappy week. A friend committed suicide on Monday. Left a wife and four children behind. I was at the viewing tonight, just awful.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:25 PM (3hyY+)


OMG, mpfs, heartfelt condolences.  {{{{{}}}}}  beyond awful, I'm so sorry for all.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

57 ... so many spelling mistakes in that pick-up lines video. /teeth grind uncontrollably

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 06:27 PM (t/Yrb)

58 ***puts some fuzzy back-of-the-fridge leftovers into his USB port*** Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 10:19 PM (9GG/0) I hate you all.

Posted by: USB Port at May 09, 2014 06:28 PM (ioT3q)

59 Carol, your shoulder is full of fluid? That doesn't sound right at all...

but I hope you are doing better, not so much pain.  are you able to use the ipad better now without pain?

and yeah it's men who freak out at needles for the most part. if men had to give birth, the human race would be extinct by now

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 06:28 PM (9GG/0)

60 mpfs, prayers for you and the family!

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2014 06:28 PM (HGQ6+)

61 . I was at the viewing tonight, just awful. Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:25 PM (3hyY+) ******* Very sorry to hear it. Prayers put up for the man and his family.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 06:29 PM (ojnk6)

62 mpfs oh wow that is awful

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 06:29 PM (9GG/0)

63 Sorry ass commentary tonight, y'all. Bring at least a B-game, please!

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:29 PM (OTFkV)

64 So sorry to hear that mpfs. What a tragedy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 09, 2014 06:29 PM (+0txR)

65 a provider of marketing and advertising measurement lol Honestly? I'm sure you're very successful. Fuck you and what you pretend to deliver.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 06:29 PM (t/Yrb)

66 54 I guy that asks math questions like that in an interview is just asking for a punch in the mouth.... 0_o Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 09, 2014 10:26 PM (nqMAr) No, I don't believe I'll be hiring you.

Posted by: CEO with missing teeth at May 09, 2014 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

67 A friend committed suicide on Monday. Left a wife and four children behind. I was at the viewing tonight, just awful. I am very sorry to hear that. There seems to be a lot of folks committing suicide these days.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 09, 2014 06:29 PM (9u5Qm)

68 "Inquiring minds would like to know - what works for ONT camo?" -Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 10:26 PM (ioT3q) No pants and a white T-shirt, apparently.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 06:30 PM (lq3Ak)

69 A hooker and a john both agree to transact 5% of the john`s weekly pay of $500. What is the salary of the President of the United States? Posted by: Common Core Are you counting the bennies, like Michelle's vacations w/ the rugrats/burdens? I think I heard 40 million. Yep, damn that sequester that kept Vets from their memorial. Didn't keep the Obama brood from their vacays.

Posted by: The Farmer at May 09, 2014 06:30 PM (eBupg)

70 Thanks, Slap. Inquiring minds no longer want to know.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 06:30 PM (ioT3q)

71 Thanks Peaches. . Y sister saw his body at the morgue. Just terrible. His wife and 2 of his children found his body in the woods behind their house. He was so worried about losing his job through downsizing he couldn't deal rationally anymore. I blame that fucker Obama.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:30 PM (3hyY+)

72 What a night. Dropped 2 ashes on my lap thinking I could AOS on my internet outside. Luckily I had a beverage to put out the burn.Spent the night with hubbies nba couch buddy and know all there is about bb.Yuk... Although my gut feeling about Durant was right. Nice guy. I am kinda interested in the Vegas meet up thing so may hang around to see if it is really going to happen

Posted by: Molly k. at May 09, 2014 06:31 PM (UfhXB)

73 Yo morons. Happy Friday. Back home woot woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 06:31 PM (HVff2)

74 Got the bumper cover repaired and put back on the 'vert today, and of course now it's going to rain for the next two days. FuckityfuckityfuckityfuckityFUCK!


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 06:31 PM (yh0zB)

75 MPFS, I am so sorry. How are you doing tonight after going to it?

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 06:31 PM (gjOCp)

76 Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2014 10:26 PM (vvk2F) I checked out Legends Billiards. It seems reasonable but I have to admit that I have minimal experience judging such things. I don't know if the *extremely* limited menu (fried cheese sticks, general bar food) would be an issue or not. Cheapest night is Wednesday which is Ladies Night. Next best rates are weekends.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 09, 2014 06:31 PM (GDulk)

77 I am visiting Virginia at the moment. Saw a good bumper sticker today. It said "Guns, if you are coming for mine, better bring yours". It was on a mini-Cooper.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 06:32 PM (d0luY)

78 As proof that the hammer and nail question confuses someÂ….my wife is very intelligent. I wouldn't have married her otherwise. She didn't get it. At all. I explained it. Several times. "Fuck it. Fuck this. It's a stupid fucking question. I'm not hired. Let's move on."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 06:32 PM (GEICT)

79 You're going to pretend your "measurements" are accurate to the margin of tricksy error in your question, fuckhole? I weep for every idiot who subscribes to your service.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 06:32 PM (t/Yrb)

80 Can't stay tonight. Was up to late last night and have to be up early tomorrow for a "last minute Mather's Day" craft sale.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 09, 2014 06:32 PM (GDulk)

81 I hear that YOU PEOPLE don't like that I live in the White House.....

Posted by: Mrs Robinson at May 09, 2014 06:32 PM (jucos)

82 I blame that fucker Obama.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:30 PM (3hyY+)


and rightly so, mpfs.  still, that doesn't mitigate the damage to the family and people who loved them all.  I am so very sorry, and will say prayers for his wife and children.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

83 71 Thanks Peaches. . Y sister saw his body at the morgue. Just terrible. His wife and 2 of his children found his body in the woods behind their house. He was so worried about losing his job through downsizing he couldn't deal rationally anymore. I blame that fucker Obama. Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:30 PM (3hyY+) Aw shit, you had us until you wrote Obama instead of Koch Bros. No six-figure check for you!

Posted by: DNC at May 09, 2014 06:33 PM (OTFkV)

84 Evening morons. The nail is a nickel, assuming no tax.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 09, 2014 06:34 PM (R+XDI)

85 Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:30 PM (3hyY+) Oh dear... My prayers for you and that family. May they find comfort and love; and you as well.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 06:34 PM (lq3Ak)

86

mpfs......... condolences, and sincere ones, indeed.

 

 

That anyone should be so frightfully de-motivated by TFG, is in itself, frightening.  Damn shame, and tragic loss.

 

 

My prayers, offered.

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2014 06:34 PM (vvk2F)

87 3 A hammer and a nail cost $1.10, and the hammer costs one dollar more than the nail. How much does the nail cost? --- What the hell does Mr. Hammer have to do with common core?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 06:34 PM (HVff2)

88 Well, not weep, really. More like "Wonder how I can get to their dumb fucking money-spray myself", I suppose.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 06:34 PM (t/Yrb)

89 Anybody know what the fireworks near Houston are for?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 09, 2014 06:34 PM (GDulk)

90 DNC at May 09, 2014 10:33 PM (OTFkV) ****** Way too soon, IMO.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 06:34 PM (ojnk6)

91 78 As proof that the hammer and nail question confuses someÂ….my wife is very intelligent. I wouldn't have married her otherwise. She didn't get it. At all. I explained it. Several times. "Fuck it. Fuck this. It's a stupid fucking question. I'm not hired. Let's move on." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 10:32 PM (GEICT) --Haven't you told us she was a cheerleader? How smart could she be?

Posted by: DNC at May 09, 2014 06:35 PM (OTFkV)

92 Haven't you told us she was a cheerleader? How smart could she be? Posted by: DNC at May 09, 2014 10:35 PM (OTFkV) Tread carefully.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 06:36 PM (GEICT)

93 Evening all, Peaches, I am sorry about your cat being sick. Why is it that animals make a beeline for carpet when they have to throw up or have diarrhea? We had a labrador that befouled two huge persian carpets in a year. And those damn carpets were the only place he would puke in the house. Naturally, he was rather proud of himself. I think his Gary LArsen name was Leroy, Defiler of expensive rugs.

Posted by: Moki at May 09, 2014 06:36 PM (EvHC8)

94 {{{{{mpfs}}}}}

Posted by: Mindy at May 09, 2014 06:36 PM (FBjwb)

95 " Anybody know what the fireworks near Houston are for?" Did they finally manage to push it into the Gulf?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 06:36 PM (1jzn3)

96 I'm sorry, mpfs.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 06:36 PM (sdi6R)

97 for anyone who might have envied my $18 with tip chicky parm . . . if this were Italy, they'd be brought up on charges.  if it were Sicily, that whole tawdry little place would be a river of blood and brain matter.  which would probably taste better than this shit. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:37 PM (8lmkt)

98 What the hell does Mr. Hammer have to do with common core? Posted by: Misanthropic ----------------------- He is subject to a lot of Critical Thinking. Most of it by Mrs. Hammer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 06:37 PM (aDwsi)

99 92 Haven't you told us she was a cheerleader? How smart could she be? Posted by: DNC at May 09, 2014 10:35 PM (OTFkV) Tread carefully. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 10:36 PM (GEICT) --My wife is a chess Olpympian. Checkmate.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:37 PM (OTFkV)

100 Hey! So how did everyone spend their Thursday?? I spent mine with my mom in the ER for 6 hours!! what a day!! BP thru the roof, they say take her in! I did.. and of COURSE the damn BP starts showing normal readings. Jesus H.. I am just.. I don't even know....

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 06:37 PM (/IQip)

101 "Inquiring minds would like to know - what works for ONT camo?"
-Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 10:26 PM (ioT3q)

No pants and a white T-shirt, apparently.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 10:30 PM (lq3Ak)



dammit...and I'm wearing a brown T shirt...but it is a Firefly T shirt, so I have that going for me.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (yh0zB)

102 I'll attend the Mass for him tomorrow. At least the people around here rally around the family. We will all be here for them. Just a damn shame. He will never know how many people cared. The line went outside the funeral home. God bless his tortured soul.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (3hyY+)

103 Haven't you told us she was a cheerleader? How smart could she be? Posted by: DNC at May 09, 2014 10:35 PM (OTFkV) ******* Wow, you're just trying to piss off everyone tonight, aintcha?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (ojnk6)

104  Kim Kardashian just canÂ’t take a hint! President Barack Obama has called her fiancé, Kanye West a “jackass” twice, slammed the reality starÂ’s family, and turned down her offer to help out on his last presidential campaign. Nevertheless, Kardashian tried yet again to get close to the POTUS at a ritzy gala on Wednesday night – but was flat-out denied!

Posted by: Islamic Rage Dude at May 09, 2014 10:14 PM (e8kgV)



So you're saying Mooch is playing hard to get?

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (vUJC4)

105 Posted by: mpfs.... Sorry to hear about your friend.,that is sad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (HVff2)

106 From the link: So what does one of my reliably Leftist friends say... Does not compute.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (DmNpO)

107 I'm waiting for the sequel, How to Decrease Your Boob Size with Mind Power. I agree with Upton. It would nice to be able to take them off once in a while.

Posted by: Gem at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (zw+pb)

108 Â….my wife is very intelligent. I wouldn't have married her otherwise. I thought she was blonde?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (MmFbF)

109 Olpymp[/b[ian[/i] She sports a cane and colourful robe?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 06:38 PM (t/Yrb)

110 Oh god no no no

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 06:39 PM (t/Yrb)

111 59 and yeah it's men who freak out at needles for the most part. Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 10:28 PM (9GG/0) My dad was in the Navy in WWII, and he said that when it was time to get shots, often the biggest, meanest, toughest guys would go to pieces.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

112 My wife is a chess Olpympian. Checkmate. Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 10:37 PM (OTFkV) Yeah, but she married you. So, really, she can't be that smart.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 06:39 PM (GEICT)

113 Whew. Fuck you,barrel.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 06:39 PM (t/Yrb)

114 For those who enjoy cooking, I have a copy of this book: http://tinyurl.com/38efotk

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 06:39 PM (aDwsi)

115 mpfs. sweetie, I am so so sorry. My prayers for you and that precious family.

Posted by: Moki at May 09, 2014 06:40 PM (EvHC8)

116 {{{{{jewells}}}}}  sorry for what you are going through, my dear.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:40 PM (8lmkt)

117 102 I'll attend the Mass for him tomorrow. At least the people around here rally around the family. We will all be here for them. Just a damn shame. He will never know how many people cared. The line went outside the funeral home. God bless his tortured soul. Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:38 PM (3hyY+) --All that matters is how many show up at the end. R.I.P.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:40 PM (OTFkV)

118 Fuck you DNC. Not funny at all.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:40 PM (3hyY+)

119 and yeah it's men who freak out at needles for the most part. A little prick doesn't scare the ladies.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 06:40 PM (MmFbF)

120 Blurted out the wrong answer right away. Would have been booted out of the office in the few seconds it took me to realize my error.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2014 06:40 PM (FcR7P)

121 Nice pic of Bebe.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2014 06:41 PM (5e6NX)

122 Don't mess with BC Cochran you guys.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 06:41 PM (/IQip)

123 Chemjeff, It's not full of fluid now, it was when I took off gown &put sweater back on. Using & holding iPad with left shoulder is plain dumb. It's added pressure where I don't need it. I think last injections in 2011 lasted three years because I know not to put any additional pressure on it & make sure I sit with both shoulders perfectly back straight. When I use iPad, unless it's on kitchen table on stand, it is asking for trouble. I'm going to put this away in a few minutes & sit straight back & find something on demand to watch.

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 06:41 PM (gjOCp)

124 Even if you saved it, waterhouse, that deserves a trip down in the hole

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 06:41 PM (uOtWx)

125 112 My wife is a chess Olpympian. Checkmate. Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 10:37 PM (OTFkV) Yeah, but she married you. So, really, she can't be that smart. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 10:39 PM (GEICT) --Well, ya got me there. That makes her more a saint than a genius.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:41 PM (OTFkV)

126 mpfs, terrible news. jewells45, ain't that the way it always happens? Glad she's better anyway.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 06:42 PM (yh0zB)

127 . Y sister saw his body at the morgue. Just terrible. His wife and 2 of his children found his body in the woods behind their house. He was so worried about losing his job through downsizing he couldn't deal rationally anymore. I blame that fucker Obama. Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:30 PM (3hyY+) I have always thought that should I ever be pushed to the point where I felt the only solution was to kill myself I would go find one or more of the sonofabitches whom I believe responsible for immiserating my life, and make sure they went first. I mean if you're gonna die anyway, you might as well try to make the world a better place before you go? Amiright?

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 06:42 PM (bb5+k)

128 From the last thread: 192 because y'all are such a sluggish bunch tonight, I will attempt to copy what I consider the threadwinner of all time: 118 Frankly one of my biggest fears when I first started commenting here was that someone would ejaculate on me. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2014 11:18 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 10:10 PM (8lmkt) I surely do thank you Ms. Peaches for the continued devotion to what was, at the time, a very valid fear of mine. All that constant fapping makes one very concerned that you might get some on ya.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 06:42 PM (oFCZn)

129 Hey eaches!! Oh it's okay.. gotta take care of my mama. Just don't understand this spike in her BP. Got us all flummoxed.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 06:42 PM (/IQip)

130 98 He is subject to a lot of Critical Thinking. Most of it by Mrs. Hammer. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 10:37 PM (aDwsi) And his vicious cat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 06:42 PM (HVff2)

131 A hammer and a nail cost $1.10, and the hammer costs one dollar more than the nail. How much does the nail cost? ****** That's retarded Sir. Any hammer you can buy for a dollar wont drive a nail so big it costs ten cents.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 09, 2014 06:42 PM (gmrH5)

132 "Whew. Fuck you,barrel." I was just fucking with ya.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 09, 2014 06:43 PM (1jzn3)

133 Speaking of pickup lines and such, anybody else detect a hint of sexual tension between Pinhead and Kirsty here? http://tinyurl.com/l4bv5yp Rule 43 dictates that there is some perverted fan-fiction out there that describes such a relationship between Pinhead and Kirsty in vivid detail. Oh, and that pickup line from Shark Attack 3 was improv, in case you hadn't figured that out, .

Posted by: Thrawn at May 09, 2014 06:43 PM (WlWt+)

134 To make it a Common Core problem, here are the multiple choice answers: A) 5 cents--incorrect, work not shown B) math is racist--correct if you are a minority C) the hammer and nail symbolize the male pounding his phallus into a womyn, i.e. rape, or else the hammer is the patriarchy pounding down the strong feminist nail, and the hammer owes the nail everything it has taken by raping the natural world to become a hammer--correct for the PIV is rape rad-fem crowd D) Koch brothers!--correct if you are a corrupt lawmaker with unanswered questions about your possible pedophilia

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at May 09, 2014 06:43 PM (R+XDI)

135 oh, Dack, I was wondering if you were here to see that.  it struck my funny so hard, I had to save it.  still cracks me up!  hope you don't mind . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:43 PM (8lmkt)

136 So sorry for your loss, mpfs.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 06:44 PM (d0luY)

137 77 I am visiting Virginia at the moment. Saw a good bumper sticker today. It said "Guns, if you are coming for mine, better bring yours". It was on a mini-Cooper. Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 10:32 PM (d0luY) Saw what was to me a new bumper sticker today. "Make a zombie happy, Enrich your brain."

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 06:44 PM (bb5+k)

138 One does not 'talk' to a progressive. You share your feelings. Not thoughts, not facts, your feelings. The poor man in jail for murder. How would you feel if you were that man? It's terrible the crime he did, but it wasn't his fault. His parents are not at fault for their abuse of him either. It's societies fault. That rich old woman should not have had all that money. She probably cheated honest people to get it, and that poor man in prison couldn't help feeling envious of all that money. He deserved his fair share. It's government bureaucrats who are at fault. They should be in prison because they did not take all that money from that old woman, who didn't deserve it, and redistribute it fairly and equally. So government bureaucrats should be in prison. Not innocent people.

Posted by: The Hoser at May 09, 2014 06:44 PM (a/F0w)

139 A little prick doesn't scare the ladies. Posted by: garrett Fortunately, they haven't seen me at my worst.

Posted by: Bill Maher at May 09, 2014 06:44 PM (JmGFJ)

140 135 oh, Dack, I was wondering if you were here to see that. it struck my funny so hard, I had to save it. still cracks me up! hope you don't mind . . . Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 10:43 PM (8lmkt) Not at all. My ego thanks you!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 06:44 PM (oFCZn)

141 It's pretty obvious Obama only likes skinny French, Swedish and Italian women

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 09, 2014 06:45 PM (gmrH5)

142 That's retarded Sir. Any hammer you can buy for a dollar wont drive a nail so big it costs ten cents.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 09, 2014 10:42 PM (gmrH5)


lol, that is perfect!

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

143 This is a pretty cool article: What happened to Hilton’s ‘hotel on the Moon’? http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20120712-where-is-hiltons-lunar-hotel (hat tip Transterrestrial Musings) My favorite part: The archive that Dr. Young oversees in Texas also contains promotional Lunar Hilton hotel keys which were distributed as promotional items in hotels. “The idea that we’d have a plastic key card like we do today was - I guess - just way too far out for ‘67, ‘68. And so [the Lunar Hilton key] looks like an old fashioned hotel room key, except it’s sleek,” Dr. Young said. Predictions are hard, especially predictions about the future.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

144 Damn, mpfs. I am so sorry for your loss...

Posted by: Thrawn at May 09, 2014 06:45 PM (WlWt+)

145 As proof that the hammer and nail question confuses someÂ….my wife is very intelligent. I wouldn't have married her otherwise. She didn't get it. At all. I explained it. Several times.

"Fuck it. Fuck this. It's a stupid fucking question. I'm not hired. Let's move on."

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The same scene just happened at my house, with my very intelligent wife, who's a banker. 

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 06:45 PM (8FyP4)

146 Dack, Did you try any of our fabulous cleaning tips from last week?

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:45 PM (3hyY+)

147 118 Fuck you DNC. Not funny at all. Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:40 PM (3hyY+) Fine, we'll keep our $$$ and launder them through taxes.

Posted by: Democratic National Committee at May 09, 2014 06:45 PM (OTFkV)

148 Wild up 2-1 now.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:46 PM (OTFkV)

149 I'm suddenly reminded of a telephone pictionary game I played recently. Might fit into the ONT rather well... "5 seals barking at the moon" became "All star sperm". The picture for the latter was a little too good.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 06:46 PM (ioT3q)

150 114 For those who enjoy cooking, I have a copy of this book: http://tinyurl.com/38efotk Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 10 Red Green cooking thanksgiving dinner?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 06:46 PM (HVff2)

151 I was told there'd be no math. Only Twittering.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at May 09, 2014 06:47 PM (Dwehj)

152
Yeah, but she married you. So, really, she can't be that smart.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 10:39 PM (GEICT)



I must confess, that was the first thing I thought at comment 92...but discretion being the better part of valor and all (besides, NoVaMoMe is coming up and it would be difficult to drive back home with two broken kneecaps).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 06:47 PM (yh0zB)

153 Thrawn, How the heck are ya? Getting ready for a sweating summer?

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:47 PM (3hyY+)

154 The ONT is feeling weird tonight. Just sayin'. Maybe it's me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 06:47 PM (1jzn3)

155 146 Dack, Did you try any of our fabulous cleaning tips from last week? Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:45 PM (3hyY+) I'd like to say I did, but...not yet. Remind me the shower cleaner is Dawn and...vinegar? Is that correct? What is the ratio when mixing it?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 06:47 PM (oFCZn)

156 The same scene just happened at my house, with my very intelligent wife, who's a banker. Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 10:45 PM (8FyP4) It's amazing how people's brains work. And how differently different people think. I wasn't all that good at math in school. No interest. A little aptitude, but not a lot. Yet it took me only a second or so to figure it out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 06:47 PM (GEICT)

157 I made Teri Nunn a sandwich once, at the peak of her hotness.  True story

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 06:48 PM (b7yum)

158 The same scene just happened at my house, with my very intelligent wife, who's a banker. Oh dear. Who needs basic math in banking? X D

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 06:48 PM (ioT3q)

159 The ONT is feeling weird tonight. Just sayin'. Maybe it's me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 10:47 PM (1jzn3)


it always feels that way.  just don't start hockin' up hairballs and we're cool.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

160 149 I'm suddenly reminded of a telephone pictionary game I played recently. Might fit into the ONT rather well... "5 seals barking at the moon" became "All star sperm". The picture for the latter was a little too good. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 10:46 PM (ioT3q) Let me make a guess here and say that you drew that picture of a pirate parrot in the back of one of those comic books, sent the picture in, and got a "Not funny" letter along with a restraining order from the art school?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 06:49 PM (oFCZn)

161 Dack, Half Dawn, half vinegar. Shake well AND SPRAY!

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:49 PM (3hyY+)

162 From the Arguing With a Prog link: "The magazine article led to a 2011 movie starring Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine, and other big name stars. And lastly, the prosecution and defense recently agreed that TiedeÂ’s recently-remembered childhood sexual abuse and the stress of being a closeted gay man in Texas were such that he couldnÂ’t be held responsible for his well-organized murder and equally well-organized spending spree. Tiede is therefore set to walk free." --What was the movie? I don;t think it was the Kevin Spacey one; that was before 2011, right? Is Bookworm just reluctant to give it pub? I want to know so I can avoid it. . . .

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:50 PM (OTFkV)

163 What part of Virginia, navybrat? If you're down on the coast, maybe I can buy you a beer. Mpfs, prayers for all involved. I've been too close to a few suicides in the last couple years- breaks my heart.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 06:50 PM (uOtWx)

164 18 Not only was Teri Nunn almost Leia, she also once dated Weird Al Yankovic. Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 10:15 PM (OTFkV) Not only that, but my senior year in high school they played at a bar in Richmond and I wanted to pour the coals to her.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 09, 2014 06:50 PM (HxSXm)

165 The ONT is feeling weird tonight. Just sayin'. Maybe it's me. Posted by: Ricardo ------------------ It's like blood sugar..., there's a delicate balance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 06:50 PM (aDwsi)

166 103 Haven't you told us she was a cheerleader? How smart could she be? Posted by: DNC at May 09, 2014 10:35 PM (OTFkV) ..................... You would be surprised. I was a cheerleader for years. Went on to get a college degree as did his wife I'm sure. It's the genetic lottery that allows you to do duel roles where as you can kick legs in sports and kick ass in academics. I hate that stereotype that says what you do young for fun negates what you do as an adult.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 09, 2014 06:51 PM (UfhXB)

167 logprof, Have you been drinking tonight?

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:51 PM (3hyY+)

168 161 Dack, Half Dawn, half vinegar. Shake well AND SPRAY! Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:49 PM (3hyY+) That seems like a lot of vinegar. Does the smell dissipate quickly?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 06:51 PM (oFCZn)

169 That's retarded Sir. Any hammer you can buy for a dollar wont drive a nail so big it costs ten cents.

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at May 09, 2014 10:42 PM (gmrH5)




That was my first reaction, where you gonna get a hammer for a buck oh five? (took me a second to figure it out, 1.10 - 1.00 and then divide by 2).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 06:51 PM (yh0zB)

170 The ONT is feeling weird tonight. Just sayin'. The Horde has been repeatedly assured there would be no math on the blog. Now this marketing "expert" and his word-game.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 06:51 PM (t/Yrb)

171 It's amazing how people's brains work. And how differently different people think.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I told her "That's OK sweetie, I love you for your big titties, not your ability to count."

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 06:51 PM (8FyP4)

172 The game follows the storyline of a US naval cryptologist sneaking aboard an enemy submarine in order to rescue the chief architect of the US weapons programme.

Players will decode complex clues sent by the digital cryptologist to discover the location of the submarine and rescue the high profile prisoner.
Logic dictates you hand-bang the hot commander of the enemy vessel while your confederate aids in the prisoner's escape.

Posted by: commander spork at May 09, 2014 06:52 PM (X3cIT)

173 Remind me the shower cleaner is Dawn and...vinegar? Is that correct? What is the ratio when mixing it?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 10:47 PM (oFCZn)


Dack.  Get  yourself some Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Bleach spray shit (Target).  Open the windows (lest you die from the fumes) and spray the shit out of your shower/tub enclosure.  Go have a beer or whatever and give it 15-20 minutes.  Saunter back and douse it all with hot water.  Boom, done.  Srls, it's the most awesome shit I've ever run across and I am allergic to bleach and have a kitty with asthma but I use it anyway.  It's THAT good.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:52 PM (8lmkt)

174 Yet it took me only a second or so to figure it out. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 10:47 PM (GEICT) ****** Always been good at math and word problems, but that one threw me. As I have not had to think like that for a long time (I viewed every word problem as an enemy looking to decieve me back then), I got lazy. My first thought was $1, $.10. Took a moment of thinking about it to get this right.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 06:52 PM (ojnk6)

175 It's like blood sugar..., there's a delicate balance. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 10:50 PM (aDwsi) Or BAC?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 06:52 PM (ioT3q)

176 I will be attending ODU tomorrow for my niece's commencement. That occasion brings me here, along with Mother's Day with me sainted mum, who, like me, is not getting any younger.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 06:52 PM (d0luY)

177 Jewells45, If you didn't take your mother to the ER & something happened, you would blame yourself. You did the right thing at the right time. There is no way anyone knows what would have happened.

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 06:53 PM (gjOCp)

178 I found it. Holy shit, look at the anodyne description in IMDB for the Jack Black movie about the murder: "In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp."

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:53 PM (OTFkV)

179 Handzus ties it up!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 06:53 PM (MmFbF)

180 I'm in my jammies now. Soooo.. it's either be entertained by the morons or go to bed and listen to some Shinedown.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 06:53 PM (/IQip)

181 You would be surprised. I was a cheerleader for years.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 09, 2014 10:51 PM (UfhXB)



so...how're YOU doin?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 06:53 PM (yh0zB)

182 h + n = 1.1, h = n + 1, n + 1 + n = 1.1, 2n + 1 = 1.1, 2n = 1.1 - 1, 2n = 0.1, n = 0.05 Yay!

Posted by: gp at May 09, 2014 06:53 PM (mk9aG)

183 I want to know so I can avoid it. . . . Bernie.

Posted by: no good deed at May 09, 2014 06:54 PM (ILBCY)

184 153 Thrawn, How the heck are ya? Getting ready for a sweating summer? Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:47 PM (3hyY+) I'm good, thanks for asking. I hope things on your end are great, despite what happened with your friend. Yes, the temp and humidity are revving up here. Soon hell will visit here and stay for a month or 5, .

Posted by: Thrawn at May 09, 2014 06:54 PM (WlWt+)

185 Do you work for UPS? Because I can't help but notice you're checking out my package.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 09, 2014 06:54 PM (X3cIT)

186 You would be surprised. I was a cheerleader for years. Went on to get a college degree as did his wife I'm sure. It's the genetic lottery that allows you to do duel roles where as you can kick legs in sports and kick ass in academics. I hate that stereotype that says what you do young for fun negates what you do as an adult. Posted by: Molly k. at May 09, 2014 10:51 PM (UfhXB) My best friend in high school was valedictorian and president of our class. She was also captain of the cheerleading squad. I always got lumped in as a dumb jock in college because I was on the baseball team and receiving an athletic scholarship. They missed the part where the academic scholarships far outweighed the athletic one. I told her "That's OK sweetie, I love you for your big titties, not your ability to count." Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 10:51 PM (8FyP4) I responded to something my wife said earlier with "I knew I married you for more than just the good sex."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 06:54 PM (GEICT)

187 Dack. Get yourself some Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Bleach spray shit (Target). Open the windows (lest you die from the fumes) and spray the shit out of your shower/tub enclosure. Go have a beer or whatever and give it 15-20 minutes. Saunter back and douse it all with hot water. Boom, done. Srls, it's the most awesome shit I've ever run across and I am allergic to bleach and have a kitty with asthma but I use it anyway. It's THAT good. Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 10:52 PM (8lmkt) I've tried that. In fact, that's my go to bathroom cleaner. Sprayed the ckuf out of it and let it sit for a long time. It took some off but left a lot to be desired. I'm thinking the hard water level* here is too much for it. *My theory about hard water and cleaners is that hard water levels vary greatly due to location, which means what works well in one city won't do much in another.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 06:54 PM (oFCZn)

188 Peaches, Tell me you don't light up a Parli when you're spraying that crap in the bathroom.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:54 PM (3hyY+)

189 Threw it all away for a blunt, man.

Posted by: Josh Gordon at May 09, 2014 06:54 PM (Dwehj)

190 Or BAC? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 10:52 PM (ioT3q) ..................... Only really matters if you are behind the wheel. Or so I've been told

Posted by: Molly k. at May 09, 2014 06:55 PM (UfhXB)

191 I know Carol. I didn't blame her at all. Her readings were awful. Lost a whole day of pay though and that hurts because I am also trying to help her financially. Just a frustrating day.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 06:55 PM (/IQip)

192 ...and niedereitter puts them back up by 1.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 06:55 PM (MmFbF)

193 The ONT is feeling weird tonight. Just sayin'. Maybe it's me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 10:47 PM (1jzn3)


Maybe I should unsnap my bra and have another drink.  That'll loosen things up, Big Boy.

Posted by: The ONT at May 09, 2014 06:55 PM (vUJC4)

194 167 logprof, Have you been drinking tonight? Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:51 PM (3hyY+) --Yes. And I'm in Banff. Who's the bunny?

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:55 PM (OTFkV)

195 've tried that. In fact, that's my go to bathroom cleaner. Sprayed the ckuf out of it and let it sit for a long time. It took some off but left a lot to be desired. I'm thinking the hard water level* here is too much for it.

Wow, Dack.  I thought that stuff was pure magic.  Of course, I don't have hard water and I clean the tub assiduously at least 2-3 times a year. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 06:56 PM (8lmkt)

196 "h + n = 1.1, h = n + 1, n + 1 + n = 1.1, 2n + 1 = 1.1, 2n = 1.1 - 1, 2n = 0.1, n = 0.05 Yay! " Fuck. And it goes from bad to worse.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 06:56 PM (1jzn3)

197

Polliwog-ette.....

 

 

Good evening, and thanks for checking out Legends.  I'd hoped that the food prospects would've been wider.....but, I'll sacrifice and sample their fare.  AoS food taster, I've sunk to this.

 

 

 

Still, there are PLENTY of fooderies, all within 1/2 mile of the place, so we've got that to fall back on.

 

 

I'll know what I've got for open dates, by Sunday's ONT.

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 09, 2014 06:56 PM (vvk2F)

198 180 I'm in my jammies now. Soooo.. it's either be entertained by the morons or go to bed and listen to some Shinedown. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 10:53 PM (/IQip) Just like a crow chasing a butterflyÂ…..

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 06:57 PM (GEICT)

199 Nice legs. What time do they open for business?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 09, 2014 06:57 PM (X3cIT)

200 I don't understand how anyone takes more than a second to get the hammer question correct.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 06:57 PM (MmFbF)

201 So if Micheal Sam doesn't get picked in the draft, will the MSM have a stroke and replace all regularly programmed Hilary and Obama stories with non stop coverage of the racist, homophobe NFL?

Posted by: Jen at May 09, 2014 06:57 PM (qcDPE)

202 "h + n = 1.1, h = n + 1, n + 1 + n = 1.1, 2n + 1 = 1.1, 2n = 1.1 - 1, 2n = 0.1, n = 0.05 Yay! " Fuck. And it goes from bad to worse. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 10:56 PM (1jzn3) Don't make me break out the acrsine functions!

Posted by: The Arcsinusoidal Hat at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (K1sEu)

203 Man I have been away from the ONT for awhile. Lots of new "faces".

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (/IQip)

204 Only really matters if you are behind the wheel. Or so I've been told Posted by: Molly ----------------- Sadly, there are laws that address 'Public Intoxication'. A friend told me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

205 "Maybe I should unsnap my bra and have another drink. That'll loosen things up, Big Boy." Go on...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (1jzn3)

206 That CEO thinks he's being clever with that question but that thing has been floating around for years. A lot of academics use that question on surveys. They also use the one about lily pads covering a lake. Google it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (oFCZn)

207 Only really matters if you are behind the wheel. Or so I've been told Posted by: Molly k. at May 09, 2014 10:55 PM (UfhXB) Then again, I'm not sure that Morons and "delicate balance" go together in a sentence.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (ioT3q)

208 Shoulda gone straight for the purple drank.

Posted by: Josh Gordon at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (Dwehj)

209 I'm doing my spring cleaning, too. I call it that cause at the rate I'm going it will take me till next spring to get it all done.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (yh0zB)

210 --and mpfs, I've been stuck in my hotel most of the day due to rain. I should have been more precise: I *am* drinking, *now*. And fuckin' Wild.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 06:58 PM (OTFkV)

211 Forget dish soap and vinegar  --- go to simple green + vinegar.    Your redneck cleaning tip for the week.

Posted by: palerider at May 09, 2014 06:59 PM (dkExz)

212 Ahh BCochran.. a Shinedown fan??

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 06:59 PM (/IQip)

213 201 So if Micheal Sam doesn't get picked in the draft, will the MSM have a stroke and replace all regularly programmed Hilary and Obama stories with non stop coverage of the racist, homophobe NFL? Posted by: Jen at May 09, 2014 10:57 PM (qcDPE) Have they found the missing Malaysian jet liner yet?

Posted by: CNN at May 09, 2014 06:59 PM (UfhXB)

214 andycanuck, So bad, so very, very bad. Do you get any action with those lines or just drinks thrown in your face?

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 06:59 PM (3hyY+)

215 I don't understand how anyone takes more than a second to get the hammer question correct. Posted by: garrett ---------------- Preznit would still be scratching his head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 06:59 PM (aDwsi)

216 Wow, Dack. I thought that stuff was pure magic. Of course, I don't have hard water and I clean the tub assiduously at least 2-3 times a year. Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 10:56 PM (8lmkt) So you're insinuating that I'm a slob? *glares* Hey, I change my underwear on a biweekly basis.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 07:00 PM (oFCZn)

217 I'm sure that in the history of the world, there are many times that Chihuahuas have been beaten. And they have deserved it, every single time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 09, 2014 07:00 PM (IN7k+)

218 btw, who was waterhouse talking to? Was there a troll getting zapped immediately that I wasn't seeing, or was he reading an article or something?


i'm so confuuuuuuzed...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 07:00 PM (yh0zB)

219 "So if Micheal Sam doesn't get picked in the draft, will the MSM have a stroke and replace all regularly programmed Hilary and Obama stories with non stop coverage of the racist, homophobe NFL?" Last I knew he was considered a mid-round pick. So tomorrow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 07:00 PM (1jzn3)

220 That sucks that they docked your pay for taking your mother to the ER, Jewells45. Are you paid hourly? One of my hats at work is HR. I suggest you speak to HR person at work. If there is not an HR person, supervisor or person who does payroll has to know company policies & state laws.

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 07:00 PM (gjOCp)

221 Best pickup line ever: "Hi, my name's Errol Flynn."

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 09, 2014 07:00 PM (RQyLb)

222 199 Nice legs. What time do they open for business?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2014 10:57 PM (X3cIT)


That is sooooo last night . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

223 206 That CEO thinks he's being clever with that question but that thing has been floating around for years. A lot of academics use that question on surveys. A handful of people on this thread got tripped up by it - so it does screen out some people ... or at least lets you see how people react to getting the wrong answer.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:01 PM (ioT3q)

224 Math is hard but I'm even harder.

Posted by: Mathman at May 09, 2014 07:01 PM (5e6NX)

225 212 Ahh BCochran.. a Shinedown fan?? Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 10:59 PM (/IQip) Hometown band. AndÂ….http://tinyurl.com/mrgtbdc

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:01 PM (GEICT)

226 Fuck me if I'm wrong, but we've met before, right?

Posted by: logprof's lines when single at May 09, 2014 07:01 PM (OTFkV)

227 Carol.. I work for a small business.. Dutch owned company.. so no we don't get anything like that. It sucks.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 07:01 PM (/IQip)

228 Forget dish soap and vinegar --- go to simple green + vinegar. Your redneck cleaning tip for the week.

Posted by: palerider at May 09, 2014 10:59 PM (dkExz)




Just don't use simple green around F/A-18 aircraft, it fogs the canopies up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 07:01 PM (yh0zB)

229 221 Best pickup line ever: "Hi, my name's Errol Flynn." Posted by: Trimegistus at May 09, 2014 11:00 PM (RQyLb) I heard it works wonders on 13 year old girls.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 07:02 PM (oFCZn)

230 Have they found the missing Malaysian jet liner yet? Posted by: CNN at May 09, 2014 10:59 PM (UfhXB) No. It seems that Hoko Baram has possibly commandeered Flight 370 and is using it to fly hundreds of school girls to the Sultan of Brunei's hotel in Hollywood. I'm getting news in bits and pieces today......

Posted by: Jen at May 09, 2014 07:02 PM (qcDPE)

231 That CEO thinks he's being clever with that question but that thing has been floating around for years. A lot of academics use that question on surveys. ------------- My favorite qualifier? Empty your pockets on the desk. No pocket knife? Then you're not really an engineer. But that's just me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:02 PM (aDwsi)

232 Looks like we already have this election cycle's Republican with foot-in-mouth disease: http://tinyurl.com/m5v3u7w

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 09, 2014 07:02 PM (K1sEu)

233 Howdy, y'all.


I was out at the grocery store and discovered a new thing -- beer on clearance.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 07:02 PM (T1005)

234 you just know I'm betyter than you **Orthorexia - people who feel morally superior to other people based on their food choices.

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:02 PM (Jw4db)

235 I don't understand how anyone takes more than a second to get the hammer question correct. Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 10:57 PM (MmFbF) Dude! that was fifty years ago, man. I fumbled it the first few times, but I got it right eventually. The really important question is, 'how does the nail feel when it gets hammered?'

Posted by: The Hoser at May 09, 2014 07:03 PM (a/F0w)

236 Hey, I change my underwear on a biweekly basis. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 11:00 PM (oFCZn) ****** That's Cisnormative, and possibly microagressive. What about those that do not have the "luxury" of every other week underwear changes? You're leaving them behing. H8r.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 07:03 PM (ojnk6)

237 that was some save by Breezy.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 07:03 PM (MmFbF)

238 Best pickup line ever: "Hi, my name's Errol Flynn." Posted by: Trimegistus at May 09, 2014 11:00 PM (RQyLb) I heard it works wonders on 13 year old girls. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (oFCZn) *furiously takes down notes*

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 09, 2014 07:03 PM (K1sEu)

239 "Best pickup line ever: "Hi, my name's Errol Flynn." On last night's ONT we learned that might not have been the case since he spent a lot of his time on his yacht sailing down to Mexico to molest young Mexican girls. Seems he skipped the whole "pick up" part and went straight for the sure thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (1jzn3)

240 Just don't use simple green around F/A-18 aircraft, it fogs the canopies up.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

And attacks the aluminum.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (8FyP4)

241 Don't make me break out the acrsine functions! Posted by: The Arcsinusoidal Hat at May 09, 2014 10:58 PM (K1sEu) When you break out the convolutions, I'm outta here.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (ioT3q)

242 Saw them live last year for the first time. Totally blown away.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (/IQip)

243 Just don't use simple green around F/A-18 aircraft, it fogs the canopies up.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 11:01 PM (yh0zB)



That shit'll take paint off the bulkhead, too.  Especially when used in conjunction with with a greenie weenie.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (vUJC4)

244 219 "So if Micheal Sam doesn't get picked in the draft, will the MSM have a stroke and replace all regularly programmed Hilary and Obama stories with non stop coverage of the racist, homophobe NFL?" Last I knew he was considered a mid-round pick. So tomorrow. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 11:00 PM (1jzn3) Michael Sam gives weak side coverage, so not good against the tight end.

Posted by: Mel Kiper, Jr. at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (OTFkV)

245 172 The game follows the storyline of a US naval cryptologist sneaking aboard an enemy submarine in order to rescue the chief architect of the US weapons programme. Players will decode complex clues sent by the digital cryptologist to discover the location of the submarine and rescue the high profile prisoner. Logic dictates you hand-bang the hot commander of the enemy vessel while your confederate aids in the prisoner's escape. Posted by: commander spork at May 09, 2014 10:52 PM (X3cIT) That gets you bounced out of induction path for Annapolis and seconded down to the Citadel, or if you're particularly unlucky VMI.

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (TETYm)

246 I was out at the grocery store and discovered a new thing -- beer on clearance.

You'll find one of us in each and every can!

Posted by: The beer skunks at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (Dwehj)

247 "Would you like some candy?"

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (MmFbF)

248 My favorite qualifier? Empty your pockets on the desk. No pocket knife? Then you're not really an engineer. But that's just me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (aDwsi)



I have a pocket knife and a mini multi-tool that has a knife blade...but I'm a tech, not an engineer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (yh0zB)

249 No pocket knife? Then you're not really an engineer a man. But that's just me. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (aDwsi) serious, no pocket knife, no man card

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (Jw4db)

250 "Oh. My. Iowa distillery raises pigs to taste like whiskey." Better living through science. Humans have done selective breeding in plants and animals since the Neolithic Revolution, but now we can do it quicker and more efficiently. Which is why the idiots who rant about GMOs are so off base. You want a wholly "natural" corn cob? Better find the genome of the corn precursors from 12,000 years ago. Start digging, asshat.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (WlWt+)

251 The Works will take care of hard water stains or those mineral stains that build up over time. It's cheap and an acid. Be careful with that stuff. Not good for eyes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 07:04 PM (LJ7Ze)

252 This is very very very NSFW cosplay...

There are cherries and whipped cream in some photos.

http://tinyurl.com/odcc35n

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (NSnWy)

253 195 Of course, I don't have hard water and I clean the tub assiduously at least 2-3 times a year. Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2014 10:56 PM (8lmkt)/i] I knew there must be a trick to it.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

254 242 Saw them live last year for the first time. Totally blown away. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 11:04 PM (/IQip) They opened the Sound of Madness tour here in Jacksonville. Kicked ass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (GEICT)

255 On last night's ONT we learned that might not have been the case since he spent a lot of his time on his yacht sailing down to Mexico to molest young Mexican girls. Seems he skipped the whole "pick up" part and went straight for the sure thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 11:04 PM (1jzn3)



Did I ever tell you my boyhood hero was Errol Flynn?

Posted by: Bob Menendez at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (vUJC4)

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

257 mpfs... so sorry to hear of your friend...very sad ...prayers for you and your friend and his family...

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (nqMAr)

258 All these house cleaning tips are making me feel guilty. Just stop imposing your lifestyle choices on me.

Posted by: The Hoser at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (a/F0w)

259 What kind of idiot buys one nail?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (LWu6U)

260 Good evening, Horde. Today I turned in the last assignment for this degree. Now just an essay and short answer for the final.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at May 09, 2014 07:05 PM (N/cFh)

261 237 that was some save by Breezy. Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 11:03 PM (MmFbF) --We have a series.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:06 PM (OTFkV)

262 254 242 Saw them live last year for the first time. Totally blown away. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 11:04 PM (/IQip) They opened the Sound of Madness tour here in Jacksonville. Kicked ass. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 11:05 PM (GEICT) *sigh* CARNIVAL of Madness tour.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:06 PM (GEICT)

263 LOL Jen.. that was pretty damn funny. Not that there is humor in the situation...but I did laugh. and yes.. I denounce myself.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 07:06 PM (/IQip)

264 176 I will be attending ODU tomorrow for my niece's commencement. That occasion brings me here, along with Mother's Day with me sainted mum, who, like me, is not getting any younger. Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 10:52 PM (d0luY) ---------- Well, that's right around the corner. if you want to grab a drink while you're in town, it's on me. It'd give me an excuse to ride that Light Rail my taxes are paying for! Mum lives here?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 07:06 PM (uOtWx)

265 And attacks the aluminum.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 11:04 PM (8FyP4)


That shit'll take paint off the bulkhead, too. Especially when used in conjunction with with a greenie weenie.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 11:04 PM (vUJC4)




It took us a couple of canopies to figure out what was causing it, it's a real shame, too, cause that stuff is great for taking the grease and oil off the hangar bay floor.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 07:06 PM (yh0zB)

266 Logic dictates you hand-bang the hot commander of the enemy vessel while your confederate aids in the prisoner's escape.
Posted by: commander spork at May 09, 2014 10:52 PM (X3cIT)

That gets you bounced out of induction path for Annapolis and seconded down to the Citadel, or if you're particularly unlucky VMI.

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 11:04 PM (TETYm)



Not if the enemy commander is a Thai tranny.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:06 PM (vUJC4)

267 I saw Simple Green in the 70's. They opened for Blue Oyster Cult.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 07:06 PM (3hyY+)

268 I had a shot in my shoulder but doc went in behind me, so i didnt see it, therefore i remained unpassed out. Went to pt, doc said i would need surgery prolly anyway, just gutted it out for awhile. Rotator cuff tendinitis eventually ent away. I was carrying my kids' car seat too far from my body. How dumb can you get, answer: very.

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at May 09, 2014 07:06 PM (yY/3g)

269 252 This is very very very NSFW cosplay... There are cherries and whipped cream in some photos. http://tinyurl.com/odcc35n Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 11:05 PM (NSnWy) --urrrgh, and the browser blocks it *again*!

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:07 PM (OTFkV)

270 I was out at the grocery store and discovered a new thing -- beer on clearance. Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (T1005) Some weird off brand?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:07 PM (ioT3q)

271 226 Fuck me if I'm wrong, but we've met before, right? Posted by: logprof's lines when single at May 09, 2014 11:01 PM (OTFkV) ................ Why yes we have, that's why I replaced my lipstick with pinking shears tonight.

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 07:07 PM (UfhXB)

272 I'm sorry, Jewells45. I'm tired from doing nothing today but going to doctor for injection. I have pad of paper on laptop table of things I have to lookup & bills I have to pay. I added to list. I will look at rules, but please post what state you are in.

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 07:07 PM (gjOCp)

273 Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:07 PM (9GG/0)

274 serious, no pocket knife, no man card Posted by: Orthorexia

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Never know when you might have to cut a bitch.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 07:08 PM (8FyP4)

275 "Just don't use simple green around F/A-18 aircraft, it fogs the canopies up. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ And attacks the aluminum." Can. Concur. Stuff leaves a film that fucks shit up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 07:08 PM (1jzn3)

276 That gets you bounced out of induction path for Annapolis and seconded down to the Citadel, or if you're particularly unlucky VMI. Posted by: Jean ----------------------------- Speaking of which, and at some peril, I will mention that tomorrow is Confederate Memorial Day in NC. I will hoist my Bonnie Blue Flag. Ii generally elicits a comment of, "I didn't know you are from Texas".

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:08 PM (aDwsi)

277 HAH! I knew what you meant BCochran.. that's when I saw them too only here in Kansas City. AMAZING!!

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 07:08 PM (/IQip)

278 Logic dictates you hand-bang the hot commander of the enemy vessel while your confederate aids in the prisoner's escape. Posted by: commander spork at May 09, 2014 10:52 PM (X3cIT) wait, what if the Comander is a girl?

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:08 PM (Jw4db)

279 Baby, I'm a nucleophile just waiting to do a backside attack on you

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:08 PM (9GG/0)

280

re weird books on Amazon: I read the Jack Douglas book about raising wolves. I probably read all of his books, I know I have at least two of them. For those who don't rememeber him, he was a well known comedy writer, a regular on Jack Paar and other talk shows, he married a gorgeous Japanese woman half his age and apparently at one point they (and two sons) lived in Canada and raised wolves. How he got in my pajamas I don't know.

 

a link, if you have any interest: http://tinyurl.com/k84qsft


 

Posted by: mallfly at May 09, 2014 07:09 PM (zjcTL)

281 Carol.. I live in Missouri.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 07:09 PM (/IQip)

282 Which is why the idiots who rant about GMOs are so off base. You want a wholly "natural" corn cob? Better find the genome of the corn precursors from 12,000 years ago. Start digging, asshat.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 09, 2014 11:04 PM (WlWt+)




Not to mention the "natural" corn from 12K years ago wasn't really that good to eat. I can't remember what exactly they were showing but I saw something once upon a time where they were comparing food crops as a "then and now" sort of thing, and all I got to say is...I love living in the modern world.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 07:09 PM (yh0zB)

283 logproff, might have to lower the shields...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:09 PM (NSnWy)

284 My favorite interview question, I stare at them.

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 07:10 PM (TETYm)

285 "Michael Sam gives weak side coverage, so not good against the tight end." Yeah, ISWYDT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 07:10 PM (1jzn3)

286 248 My favorite qualifier? Empty your pockets on the desk. No pocket knife? Then you're not really an engineer. But that's just me. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (aDwsi) ...................... Ha...........Ive been waiting for Chemjeff because I have a joke worse than that I've been waiting to try out.

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 07:10 PM (UfhXB)

287 Also... v v v v v who does not have a hammer?

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:10 PM (Jw4db)

288 If I said you had a beautiful body would you sit on my face?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 09, 2014 07:10 PM (8FyP4)

289 233 Howdy, y'all. I was out at the grocery store and discovered a new thing -- beer on clearance. Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (T1005) Tell me more tales of your strange and exotic world.

Posted by: rickl who lives in Pennsylvania at May 09, 2014 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

290 What kind of idiot buys one nail? Posted by: Gentlemen ------------------------------- The kind of guy that doesn't own a hammer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:11 PM (aDwsi)

291 Ha...........Ive been waiting for Chemjeff because I have a joke worse than that I've been waiting to try out.

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 11:10 PM (UfhXB)


okay....?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:11 PM (9GG/0)

292 Hey baby, you're so hot you denature my proteins

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:11 PM (9GG/0)

293 being a sailor I used the classic navy pick up line 'hey you, want a green card?' tell me that doesn't work

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 07:11 PM (G98WR)

294 Hey Baby, you look like a "natural selection" to me!

Posted by: Johnny Bravo at May 09, 2014 07:12 PM (OTFkV)

295 283 logproff, might have to lower the shields... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 11:09 PM (NSnWy) It's a TRAP!

Posted by: Ackbar at May 09, 2014 07:12 PM (ioT3q)

296 Chemjeff, You and Thrawn should try to pick up chicks together. Two scientists at once. All that brain power. Imagine the fems all over you guys!

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 07:12 PM (3hyY+)

297 270 I was out at the grocery store and discovered a new thing -- beer on clearance.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (T1005)

Some weird off brand? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 11:07 PM (ioT3q) Hide posts from (ioT3q)


Grolsch, Fosters, Gordon Biersch, Red-Tail Ale, Red Hook IPA. $7.50 per 12-pack.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 07:12 PM (T1005)

298

And who names their daughter Everleigh?

 

CDR M, that wasn't nice!

Posted by: Everleigh's Brother at May 09, 2014 07:12 PM (Z3Snn)

299 Looks like we already have this election cycle's Republican with foot-in-mouth disease: Or not. He could just give the media the finger and say that this was a bullshit bill designed to put whitey on the spot. Or better yet: what have they got against the fine people of northern Virginia? This isn't the official Confederate flag, after all, it's the battle flag of state patriots most of whom had nothing to do with the Peculiar Institution.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2014 07:12 PM (30eLQ)

300 "Hey baby, you're so hot you denature my proteins" Hello.

Posted by: Denatured Alcohol at May 09, 2014 07:12 PM (1jzn3)

301 You can tell how old my house is by counting the layers of soap scum on the doors. One inch equals one year.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 07:13 PM (oFCZn)

302 oh this is a good one

If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:13 PM (9GG/0)

303 Hey baby what's your sine?

Posted by: Mathman at closing time at May 09, 2014 07:13 PM (5e6NX)

304 Hey, shredded, thank you for the invite. I am driving said sainted mum around. She is 81, but still a kick. I will discuss to see if she is amenable. But if I have drink, she will insist on driving home, which may be OK. Or not.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 07:13 PM (d0luY)

305 "If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?" Or how about this classic? "If I was an enzyme, I'd want to be a DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes". The sad thing is that these were probably used in a not -ironic way.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 09, 2014 07:13 PM (WlWt+)

306 Grolsch is the stuff that used to have the old timey mechanical bottlecap?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (LJ7Ze)

307 "being a sailor I used the classic navy pick up line 'hey you, want a green card?' tell me that doesn't work" Would you please knock that shit off. It's getting so you can't get a decent prostitute anymore.

Posted by: Thailand at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (1jzn3)

308 Hey Mathman you are so derivative

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (NSnWy)

309 277 HAH! I knew what you meant BCochran.. that's when I saw them too only here in Kansas City. AMAZING!! Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 11:08 PM (/IQip) I'll tell ya, they almost got upstaged though. Chevelle tore the place down. Considering it's the most stripped down band I've seen in concert, and that their stage setup was literally nothing more than grey sheets covering Shinedown's various lights and pyro, it was unreal. They were awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (GEICT)

310 keeping with the times.... "hey baby, I have full health care with dental"

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (G98WR)

311 umm, denatured alcohol and denatured proteins are two very different things

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (9GG/0)

312 Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 11:10 PM (UfhXB) okay....? Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 11:11 PM (9GG/0) ................. What do you do with dead chemists? (that's my sad joke question so please don't ruin my punchline)

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (UfhXB)

313 No pocket knife? Then you're not really an engineer a man.  But that's just me.  Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (aDwsi ---------- Last time I went into the courthouse, I made sure they leave the knife the in the truck. I almost got arrested for the little blade I keep on the keychain - i tried to tell them "it's just there - it's natural... It's like my AMEX card!"

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (uOtWx)

314 Grolsch, Fosters, Gordon Biersch, Red-Tail Ale, Red Hook IPA. $7.50 per 12-pack. Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 11:12 PM (T1005) ********* Wow. I hope at those prices you invested heavily.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (ojnk6)

315 "Grolsch is the stuff that used to have the old timey mechanical bottlecap?" Think they still do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (1jzn3)

316 Hey Anna Puma, looks like I'm going to be in StarkVegas fairly regularly for the next year to eighteen months.  Do you ever make it over that way?

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:14 PM (vUJC4)

317 Good Night, I'm starting to feel pain. Anesthesia in shot wore off. Be nice. Molly K. I will have to check out joke tomorrow.

Posted by: Carol at May 09, 2014 07:15 PM (gjOCp)

318 Okay.. Shinedown it is. Later rons.. be safe.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at May 09, 2014 07:15 PM (/IQip)

319 Do you get any action with those lines or just drinks thrown in your face?
They're from a skanky TV character. I'm trying to remember the third one while looking for a YouTube clip but no luck so far.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 09, 2014 07:15 PM (X3cIT)

320 I agree about the pocket knife bit. I feel naked without mine. Pretty sure TSA would frown upon it.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 07:16 PM (d0luY)

321 Mike Hammer, sit them down for a history lesson.

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 07:16 PM (TETYm)

322 Hrm, how many knives would a Sikh engineer carry?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:16 PM (ioT3q)

323 Anna- Vintage aircraft. Alas, I will not be there: http://player.vimeo.com/video/93587997

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:16 PM (aDwsi)

324 You NP Complete me!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:16 PM (9GG/0)

325 Carol ok hope you are feeling better tomorrow, do get some rest

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:17 PM (9GG/0)

326 Do you like a designated hitter, or can I be the starter tonight?

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:17 PM (OTFkV)

327 Night Carol. I'm out too. Checking out Pinterest then dreamland. See you all tomorrow night.

Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 07:17 PM (3hyY+)

328 "umm, denatured alcohol and denatured proteins are two very different things" Knitpicker.

Posted by: Denatured Shit at May 09, 2014 07:17 PM (1jzn3)

329 What do you do with dead chemists?
(that's my sad joke question so please don't ruin my punchline)

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 11:14 PM (UfhXB)


I don't know, what do you do with dead chemists?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:17 PM (9GG/0)

330 you know, the evil duo are on the couch watching hockey they look identical its scary

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 07:18 PM (G98WR)

331 322 Gurkha?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 07:18 PM (LJ7Ze)

332 I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:19 PM (9GG/0)

333 My favorite qualifier? Empty your pockets on the desk. No pocket knife? Then you're not really an engineer. But that's just me. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:02 PM (aDwsi) Who uses pocket knives anymore? Been carrying a multi-tool (Gerber, Leatherman, Sog) now for a couple of decades, and Yeah, it's got a blade as well. As a matter of fact, it's got two!

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:19 PM (bb5+k)

334 325 Carol ok hope you are feeling better tomorrow, do get some rest Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 11:17 PM (9GG/0) I hope so too Carol and just in case you are still up and can't wait for the dead chemist answer, here it is.............YOU BARIUM EM. Haha ha...........I think I'm ready for bed too. Sit down internet comedy isn't my thing

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 07:19 PM (UfhXB)

335 lol

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:20 PM (9GG/0)

336 330 you know, the evil duo are on the couch watching hockey they look identical its scary Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 11:18 PM (G98WR) That is. You are so fucked. NCK started bringing home guys?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:20 PM (GEICT)

337 Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 11:18 PM (LJ7Ze) Nope, religion that mandates armed carry of knife/sword for use in self-defense and protecting innocents. Same area of the world though. Can a self-defense knife pull double duty as a pocket knife, or are their purposes too different for one to serve both functions?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:21 PM (ioT3q)

338 Hey Baby, ditch the tight end and try out the shotgun spread.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:21 PM (OTFkV)

339 Last time I went into the courthouse, I made sure they leave the knife the in the truck. I almost got arrested for the little blade I keep on the keychain - i tried to tell them "it's just there - it's natural... It's like my AMEX card!" Posted by: shredded --------------- Same thing happened to me. Keychain knife. Closed, my truck key is longer. I ended up walking across the street and asking a bank teller to keep my keys for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

340 The really important question is, 'how does the nail feel when it gets hammered?' Posted by: The Hoser at May 09, 2014 11:03 PM (a/F0w) "The Nail that sticks out gets hammered down." -Japanese Proverb-

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:21 PM (bb5+k)

341 My favorite interview question/answer? "What's your biggest weakness?" "Kryptonite. "

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 07:21 PM (uOtWx)

342 Dammit. Supposed to be a "yet" on the end of that NCJ. Started bringing home guys YET?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:22 PM (GEICT)

343 323 Anna- Vintage aircraft. Alas, I will not be there: http://player.vimeo.com/video/93587997 Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:16 PM (aDwsi) Wow. Beautiful.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2014 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

344 328 "umm, denatured alcohol and denatured proteins are two very different things" Knitpicker. Posted by: Denatured Shit at May 09, 2014 11:17 PM (1jzn3) --Actually, it's "nitpicker"

Posted by: logprof, seriously nitpicking at May 09, 2014 07:22 PM (OTFkV)

345 . . . and if you look up the origin of nitpicker, it's kinda gross

Posted by: logprof, nitpicking at May 09, 2014 07:23 PM (OTFkV)

346 341 My favorite interview question/answer? "What's your biggest weakness?" "Kryptonite. " Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 11:21 PM (uOtWx ................ I am so going to remember that. Chances are it won't land me the gig but still..............

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 07:23 PM (UfhXB)

347 Knitpicker. Posted by: Denatured Shit at May 09, 2014 11:17 PM (1jzn3) --Actually, it's "nitpicker" Posted by: logprof, ---------------- Geeze, I love this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:24 PM (aDwsi)

348 My favorite interview question/answer? "What's your biggest weakness?" ******** Mine? Chocolate.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 07:24 PM (ojnk6)

349 "Describe yourself in 20 words or less" "Concise"

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 07:24 PM (d0luY)

350 StarkVegas?  If you talking of that small town with pretensions of being something special because of the school of higher learning?  Then no, no plans.

Mike pretty spiffy video.  Certainly was plenty of  Spitfires in that video.  A Wurger reconstruction with Russian engine.  Bf-109G-2/Trop Black 6 as far as I know is no longer flying.  Three Sea Fury fighters.  Did not know they had what looked like four Hawker Harts still flying.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:24 PM (NSnWy)

351 One difference between chemists and biologists? Chemists wash their hands before going to piss, biologists, afterwards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

352 Can a self-defense knife pull double duty as a pocket knife, or are their purposes too different for one to serve both functions? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 11:21 PM (ioT3q) yes, but I'd prefer to use my ccw pistol first.

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:25 PM (Jw4db)

353 Damn, the Legends of Oz movie looks like TTL SHT

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 07:25 PM (OTFkV)

354 Alas, I will not be there: http://player.vimeo.com/video/93587997 Amazing. You have to wonder just what it sounded like when a thousand four-engined bombers assembled together for a mission.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 09, 2014 07:25 PM (t/Yrb)

355 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever see.

Posted by: Mathman at closing time at May 09, 2014 07:25 PM (5e6NX)

356 "What's your biggest weakness?"

"Kryptonite. "

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 11:21 PM (uOtWx)



"Honesty."



"I don't think honesty is a weakness."



"I don't give a fuck what you think."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 07:26 PM (yh0zB)

357 chemist joke answered here: http://tinyurl.com/l44z7s6

Posted by: mallfly at May 09, 2014 07:26 PM (zjcTL)

358 "Concise" Posted by: navybrat ------------------- Too verbose. "Terse"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:26 PM (aDwsi)

359 "What's your biggest weakness?" My balls.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 07:26 PM (MmFbF)

360 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 09, 2014 07:26 PM (X3cIT)

361 Shredded, I am flying out on Monday, so if you want to meet me for a drink at ORF (before TSA check) at one of the bars there, that could happen, but you are probably gainfully employed, I am guessing.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 07:27 PM (d0luY)

362 "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think." Posted by: GGE ------ That one always cracks me up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

363 "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think." Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 11:26 PM (yh0zB) That's something to deploy when you realize the interview went south as soon as you entered the room. Bonus points if it's a tight ass feminist chick from HR with a fucking clipboard of questions.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 07:27 PM (oFCZn)

364 yeah I use a lot of those in my class.
I would estimate they contribute a few positive points to my evaluations.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:27 PM (9GG/0)

365 Or better yet: what have they got against the fine people of northern Virginia? This isn't the official Confederate flag, after all, it's the battle flag of state patriots most of whom had nothing to do with the Peculiar Institution. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 09, 2014 11:12 PM (30eLQ) I would suggest they amend the bill to apply to Commie flags. That would kill it utterly dead in the state of California.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:28 PM (bb5+k)

366 Wow. I answered syriasly you guys. My bad. Biggest weakness? Breasts.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 07:28 PM (ojnk6)

367 "What's your biggest weakness?" ******** hot chick in yoga pants or bootie shorts...

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:28 PM (Jw4db)

368 Since it would take a gas powered angle grinder to get thru a cockpit door, we must ban little Swiss Army knives. Between the TSA and OBamacare we might not have to have everyone read Animal Farm to understand socialism.

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 07:28 PM (TETYm)

369 "-Actually, it's "nitpicker" Knitpicker.

Posted by: Denatured Shit at May 09, 2014 07:28 PM (1jzn3)

370 StarkVegas? If you talking of that small town with pretensions of being something special because of the school of higher learning? Then no, no plans.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 11:24 PM (NSnWy)



Ouch.  That's no way to speak of Mississippi's College Town. And here I was, going to offer to treat you to a night out at The Pony.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:28 PM (vUJC4)

371 Navybrat, My mom is 76, but thinks she's 50... if you're serious, but mail me ftuckerfish at the g mail. Mother's Day Brunch? I'm always up for meeting a member of this whacky group. Last time I did, I made a friendship that should last a llifetime. You never know - maybe we could rope CDR M into joining us.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 07:29 PM (uOtWx)

372 "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think." Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 11:26 PM (yh0zB) thread winner?

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:29 PM (Jw4db)

373 A second review of petitions shows long-time Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) falling far short of the 1,000 signatures needed for his name to appear on the August ballot. A glorious way to end a Congressional career

Posted by: Islamic Rage Dude at May 09, 2014 07:30 PM (e8kgV)

374 Heimerdinger jokes: "Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'barium'! Hm hm!" "Why do people say 'you can't trust atoms'? Because they 'make up everything'! Hehe!"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:30 PM (ioT3q)

375 I liked the math question because I got it. I had to use algebra to get it, though.

Posted by: Alana at May 09, 2014 07:30 PM (W5E7l)

376 Country Singer, what you don't factor in is it would take me about three hours to drive there from Jackson.  One way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:30 PM (NSnWy)

377 ""What's your biggest weakness?" My balls." Don't tell people that shit. They'll go straight for your balls. Dumbass. Say "my armpits" or some shit like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 07:31 PM (1jzn3)

378 302 oh this is a good one If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 11:13 PM (9GG/0) Since we are actually doing this, I heard this from one of my friends who is half Japanese. "Do you have any Japanese in you?" "No." "Would you like some?"

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:31 PM (bb5+k)

379 I would suggest they amend the bill to apply to Commie flags. That would kill it utterly dead in the state of California.


Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 11:28 PM (bb5+k)



Or Che t-shirts.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:31 PM (vUJC4)

380 i remember that terri nunn chick from "thank god it's friday"

Posted by: concrete girl at May 09, 2014 07:33 PM (ThJ4S)

381 Bonus points if it's a tight ass feminist chick from HR with a fucking clipboard of questions.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 11:27 PM (oFCZn)



I interviewed for Eaton once, turns out they really didn't want a machine fixer, they wanted a monkey to take notes and tell the day shift to call the vendor in the morning. I told the guy "you want someone to play games with, hire a f'n nanny. You want someone to fix your machines with nothing more than the lint in my pockets I'm your man, just don't make me deal with any stupid shit."



This was after I told the HR lady (when she asked for "an example" fuck me, of when I used "diversity" to solve a problem. Shit. I told her, "You don't build teams with diversity, you build teams by showing a common goal." Left no doubt in my mind why companies complain they can't find "qualified" people.



(disclaimer, by then I already knew I wasn't getting the job, they couldn't afford me for the job they were hiring for.)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 07:33 PM (yh0zB)

382 372 "Honesty." "I don't think honesty is a weakness." "I don't give a fuck what you think." Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 11:26 PM (yh0zB) thread winner? Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 11:29 PM (Jw4db) Seconded.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 07:33 PM (oFCZn)

383 "What's your biggest weakness?" Why? So you can exploit it?! Are you threatening me--come at me straightaway, you coward!

Posted by: People person at May 09, 2014 07:33 PM (wu/TK)

384 Since we are actually doing this, I heard this from one of my friends who is half Japanese. "Do you have any Japanese in you?" "No." "Would you like some?" Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 11:31 PM (bb5+k) **** My Ex was Scottish, But Irish by injection.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 07:33 PM (ojnk6)

385 Country Singer, what you don't factor in is it would take me about three hours to drive there from Jackson. One way.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 11:30 PM (NSnWy)



Good point.  I rarely went to Jackson when I was there, and that was usually only to Brandon.  I forgot how long of a trip that can be.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:33 PM (vUJC4)

386 360 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2014 11:26 PM (X3cIT) ............... Reminds me of this old classic...... Stalking is when 2 people go on a romantic walk on the beach and only one of them knows about it.

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 07:34 PM (UfhXB)

387 14 minutes of the Godzilla Strike Zone web-game
http://youtu.be/jVfaJPmGZtI

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:35 PM (NSnWy)

388 I'm done. Used up the only two jokes I know in one night, gonna call it a night. Go on call in 10 hours.

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 07:36 PM (UfhXB)

389 When I was single I would go in to a fancy department store and wander around the ladies department looking puzzled. Eventually some nice looking woman would approach me and ask "May I help you, sir?" I would respond "I am looking for my wife". "What does she look like?" the lady would ask. "I don't know" I said. "We have yet to meet". Met my wife that way. Married 32 years in April.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 07:36 PM (d0luY)

390 USPS lost $1.9 Billion last quarter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 07:36 PM (LJ7Ze)

391 Hope the weekend is kind to you all. After a 25 year absence that bastard Jack Daniels is back in my life. I never had a taste for shots before now. One or two in the evening is quite nice with a Coke zero chaser.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 09, 2014 07:37 PM (dZGNV)

392 293 being a sailor I used the classic navy pick up line 'hey you, want a green card?' tell me that doesn't work Posted by: navycopjoe at May 09, 2014 11:11 PM (G98WR) Wasn't it more like, me love you all nite long G I Joe?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 07:37 PM (HVff2)

393 Man, this is an awful movie. Not even entertainingly awful. I mean, I love a good/bad SyFy movie, but this movie just sucks so far.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:37 PM (GEICT)

394 "What's your biggest weakness?" Boy Scouts.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at May 09, 2014 07:38 PM (K1sEu)

395 Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 11:36 PM (d0luY) Ok, that's fucking awesome. Congrats to you guys.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:38 PM (GEICT)

396 390 USPS lost $1.9 Billion last quarter. Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 11:36 PM (LJ7Ze) Profit!!

Posted by: Emperor Baraka at May 09, 2014 07:38 PM (OTFkV)

397 I'm off to wipe the rain out of my convertible now that its stopped. Note to self, remember to put the top up before you take a nap. fuckity.


Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

398 Early morning and early drinking. Out you bunch of effers.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 09, 2014 07:39 PM (1jzn3)

399 USPS lost $1.9 Billion last quarter. Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 11:36 PM (LJ7Ze) At least they are a Constitutional function of government.

Posted by: The Philatelic Hat at May 09, 2014 07:39 PM (K1sEu)

400 Getting some good quotes from you folks tonight. The NoVaMoMee is gonna love you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:39 PM (GEICT)

401 383 "What's your biggest weakness?" Why? So you can exploit it?! Are you threatening me--come at me straightaway, you coward! Posted by: People person at May 09, 2014 11:33 PM (wu/TK) Better if you say that with a British accent.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 07:39 PM (oFCZn)

402 True story. I was busy getting drunk and chatting up a local girl at a bar in Jackson one New Year's eve. I was fairly fried, so when she mentioned that she was from Philadelphia, I figured things were on course, because I had just been in Philly a week or so before. After about 30 minutes of conversation, I realized that there was a Philadelphia Mississippi, and that we had been having two entirely different conversations. She never did. To this day, I have no idea why I was in Jackson Mississippi.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:40 PM (aDwsi)

403 My Ex was Scottish, But Irish by injection. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 11:33 PM (ojnk6) ................ Ok I am still up for one more thought. This reminds me to share..........I was adopted, always knew my real family but "original father's" mother died. I read her obituary and discovered that my great great great grandfather was the first and 7th (I think) governor of Colorado. Also the mayor at one time. He was a republican. All my relatives that I have met now are democrats. He must be rolloing over in his grave

Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 07:40 PM (UfhXB)

404 In about 7 quarters the USPS could lose enough money to buy an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 07:40 PM (LJ7Ze)

405 Reminds me of this old classic... Stalking is when 2 people go on a romantic walk on the beach and only one of them knows about it. Posted by: Molly k. Why is it that persistence is seen as a positive trait except in psychos? - Ryan Stiles

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 07:40 PM (JmGFJ)

406 375 I liked the math question because I got it. I had to use algebra to get it, though. Posted by: Alana at May 09, 2014 11:30 PM (W5E7l) Two farmers wives were carrying some eggs to the market. The first Farmer's wife said "If you give me one of your eggs, i'll have twice as many as you." The other replied "But if you give me one of your eggs, we'll both have the same amount." How many eggs did each Farmer's wife have?

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:40 PM (bb5+k)

407 Shredded chi, let me see if I can tear myself away from my teetotaler so. baptist relations after church on Sunday and we can have a drink maybe around 3 or so. I will leave mum at home, I promise. Again thanks for the invitation. Good night, all you morons!

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2014 07:41 PM (d0luY)

408 what sort of knife? Extra point for a Leatherman or Gerber? Less for an edged file, or the mother-of-pearl penknife? What about an Opinel, or a swiss army? What about one of those wholly useless "hidden" knives that are disguised and a die-cast key or a bulky money clip? "Oh, a Camillus. I thought you were just happy to see me"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2014 07:41 PM (OxDCe)

409 266 Logic dictates you hand-bang the hot commander of the enemy vessel while your confederate aids in the prisoner's escape. Posted by: commander spork at May 09, 2014 10:52 PM (X3cIT) That gets you bounced out of induction path for Annapolis and seconded down to the Citadel, or if you're particularly unlucky VMI. Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 11:04 PM (TETYm) Not if the enemy commander is a Thai tranny. Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 11:06 PM (vUJC4) Then it's Colorado Springs for thee.

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 07:41 PM (TETYm)

410 399 USPS lost $1.9 Billion last quarter. Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 11:36 PM (LJ7Ze) At least they are a Constitutional function of government. Posted by: The Philatelic Hat at May 09, 2014 11:39 PM (K1sEu) Boy oh boy, can hardly wait to see the numbers after Obamacare is full bore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 07:41 PM (HVff2)

411 Posted by: Molly k. ( Prepared) at May 09, 2014 11:34 PM (UfhXB) Heh. G'night!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:41 PM (ioT3q)

412 Question for the horde: Is there a LGBTQ version of the "Uncle Tom" slur?

Posted by: The Heteronormative Hat at May 09, 2014 07:42 PM (K1sEu)

413 Stay out of London and Paris, Ontario, Mike! (Or stay sober there.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at May 09, 2014 07:42 PM (X3cIT)

414 How many eggs did each Farmer's wife have? Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 11:40 PM (bb5+k) 5 and 4

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:43 PM (GEICT)

415 390 USPS lost $1.9 Billion last quarter. Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 11:36 PM (LJ7Ze) Clearly they need to buy more ads featuring the Amazing Spider-Man.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:43 PM (ioT3q)

416 Then it's Colorado Springs for thee. Posted by: Jean ----- lmao

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:43 PM (aDwsi)

417 You know the rules Molly K, pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 09, 2014 07:44 PM (dZGNV)

418 Two farmers wives were carrying some eggs to the market. The first Farmer's wife said "If you give me one of your eggs, i'll have twice as many as you." The other replied "But if you give me one of your eggs, we'll both have the same amount." How many eggs did each Farmer's wife have? Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 11:40 PM (bb5+k) To do this properly, I'll need to set up some proper matricesÂ…

Posted by: The ∇ Hat at May 09, 2014 07:45 PM (K1sEu)

419 Is there a LGBTQ version of the "Uncle Tom" slur? Posted by: The Heteronormative Hat at May 09, 2014 11:42 PM (K1sEu) fag?

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:45 PM (Jw4db)

420 Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:40 PM (aDwsi)



Her accent didn't tip you off?

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:45 PM (vUJC4)

421 Dammit. I just ran out of the whiskey I was taking shots of.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:46 PM (GEICT)

422 Actually dumping my pockets would be a crime

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 07:46 PM (TETYm)

423 USPS lost $1.9 Billion last quarter.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 11:36 PM (LJ7Ze)
They claim that they have to abide by pension rules that no other government agency has to obey. They also claim that they are not a government agency.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 09, 2014 07:46 PM (27KaM)

424 Finally a true "I saw so and so at..." I saw Berlin at the Hollywood Palladium during their "Count Three and Pray" tour in the mid 80s. Terri Nunn was smoking hot and walked out amongst the crowd. Good show.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 09, 2014 07:46 PM (6n332)

425 Then it's Colorado Springs for thee. Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 11:41 PM (TETYm) it is all fun and games until somebody need Air Support.....

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:46 PM (Jw4db)

426 (disclaimer, by then I already knew I wasn't getting the job, they couldn't afford me for the job they were hiring for.) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 09, 2014 11:33 PM (yh0zB) They deserve the idiot they ended up hiring. Diversity. For fixing machines. Because diversity.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2014 07:47 PM (oFCZn)

427 Navybrat, I could do the airport thing - it's probably five miles from home (& I'm self-employed). really - just email me if you're so inclined. I won't be able to make the NoVa meet, but wouldn't pass up a chance to meet a fellow moron.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 07:47 PM (uOtWx)

428 Her accent didn't tip you off? Posted by: Country ------------------------- It's New Year's Eve . I am a half drunk South Carolinian in a bar in Jackson Mississippi trying my best to sample the local stuff. Accent? What accent?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

429 Posted by: mpfs.... or the bunny gets it. at May 09, 2014 10:30 PM (3hyY+) Oh dear... My prayers for you and that family. May they find comfort and love; and you as well. Posted by: Slapweasel Very sorry for your loss. Please tell them there are people out here who care and wish them the best. We are sending up prayers for them.

Posted by: The Farmer at May 09, 2014 07:49 PM (eBupg)

430 5 and 4 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 11:43 PM (GEICT) That works one way. 5+1=6; 4-1=3. 6=2X3. It does not, however, work the other way. 5-1=4; 4+1=5. 4 != 5.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:49 PM (bb5+k)

431 In about 7 quarters the USPS could lose enough money to buy an aircraft carrier. Posted by: Boss Moss The Post Office is fully recognized in the Constitution. Either we as conservatives believe in it or we don't. Here's the stick save: Fund them with $3 billion. They use the extra to set up competing a high-speed ISP ... and I don't mean 10mb/sec. 100MB / sec for all dense communities and something faster than the current sat links for rural. Compete with the current ISPs and force some gdamn improvement there. Force them to innovate or die. ... err fire all of the top mgmt and then hire talented people with bonuses etc.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 07:49 PM (JmGFJ)

432 To do this properly, I'll need to set up some proper matricesÂ… Posted by: The ∇ Hat at May 09, 2014 11:45 PM (K1sEu) It's an algebra problem. One which I remember from an Old Farmer's almanac circa 1972 or so.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:50 PM (bb5+k)

433 387 14 minutes of the Godzilla Strike Zone web-game http://youtu.be/jVfaJPmGZtI Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 11:35 PM (NSnWy) Looked interesting enough to play ... but made for mobiles, and no PC version that I can find. Doh!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:50 PM (ioT3q)

434 4 != 5. Posted by: D-Lamp ------------------- Hold it... 4! = 24

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

435 How many eggs did each Farmer's wife have? Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 11:40 PM (bb5+k) 7/5 8/4 and 6/6.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:51 PM (ioT3q)

436 That works one way. 5+1=6; 4-1=3. 6=2X3. It does not, however, work the other way. 5-1=4; 4+1=5. 4 != 5. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 11:49 PM (bb5+k) Ahhh. Been drinking. Let's try again. 7 and 5?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:51 PM (GEICT)

437 Training Day's on TNT same time Dre tweets a billion dollar Apple acquistion of his brand?

Posted by: Question the rhyming at May 09, 2014 07:52 PM (wu/TK)

438
The Post Office is fully recognized in the Constitution. Either we as conservatives believe in it or we don't. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2014 11:49 PM (JmGFJ)
I have heard that the Constitution authorizes a post office but does not mandate it.
Is this correct?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 09, 2014 07:52 PM (27KaM)

439 418 7 and 5.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 07:52 PM (LJ7Ze)

440 4 != 5

4 x 4 = Off road fun (for certain values of driver).

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 09, 2014 07:53 PM (0AKks)

441 BCochran we better hide this video for the new Godzilla movie from AlextheChick.  Seems they let Japanese fans get a peak of the Americanized kaiju...

http://youtu.be/r1GaCvvZ0tU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:53 PM (NSnWy)

442 It's New Year's Eve . I am a half drunk South Carolinian in a bar in Jackson Mississippi trying my best to sample the local stuff. Accent? What accent?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:48 PM (aDwsi)



LOL, just figured that even then you would have noticed she didn't a northern accent.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:53 PM (vUJC4)

443 Training Day's on TNT same time Dre tweets a billion dollar Apple acquistion of his brand? Posted by: Question the rhyming at May 09, 2014 11:52 PM (wu/TK) ****** As I heard it, a 3.2 Billion acquisition. Now a Multi Billionaire. If news is correct.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 07:54 PM (ojnk6)

444 Sounds like Mike was getting hammered in an invisible 7-11...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:54 PM (NSnWy)

445 How many eggs did each Farmer's wife have? Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 11:40 PM (bb5+k) who cares, she got nice sweater puppies?

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 07:55 PM (Jw4db)

446 Damn I can't type tonight.  "...noticed she didn't have a northern accent." 

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 07:55 PM (vUJC4)

447 ♬ OOOOOooooklahoma, ♫ where the wind comes right behind the rain and the waving EARTH creates.. um.. such .. mirth .. wait, whut? To all the good, conservative people looking to escape der Pipples' Republik of California: Consider the great state of Oklahoma. The only state where 100% of our counties vote Republican (yeah, I know, but what were the choices?) in Presidential elections. We're no Texas, yet, but our economy is good. Oklahoma's rolling green hills, numerous natural and man-made lakes, vast prairies, and lovely woods can't match the Golden State's mountains, ocean, or redwoods. But we go the extra mile to do our best to make you feel at home! Settle in the Oklahoma City area, and you'll fell right at home, but chances are there won't be any "big one" like California expects. Chances are.

Posted by: mindful webworker is over there at May 09, 2014 07:56 PM (U13jb)

448 yup 7 and 5

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:56 PM (9GG/0)

449 Hold it... 4! = 24 Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 11:51 PM (aDwsi) Sorry. I just use the C++ method for asserting a "Not Equal" (!=) statement. Yes, the ! means factorial in regular math, but in a lot of computer logic disciplines it means "not." I suppose I can find an equal sign with a slash through it. Is this better? (≠

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:56 PM (bb5+k)

450 441 BCochran we better hide this video for the new Godzilla movie from AlextheChick. Seems they let Japanese fans get a peak of the Americanized kaiju... http://youtu.be/r1GaCvvZ0tU Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 11:53 PM (NSnWy) "American fattie"???? Them boys best remember we still got The Bomb.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 07:57 PM (GEICT)

451 Or you just type  <> 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:57 PM (NSnWy)

452 7/5 8/4 and 6/6. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 11:51 PM (ioT3q) Yup. Been remembering that answer since 1972.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 07:58 PM (bb5+k)

453 Well BCochran from that still they show of the American Godzilla, he does look like AlGore after grazing....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 07:58 PM (NSnWy)

454 no, not < >, that is just dumb

either != or =/=

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 07:59 PM (9GG/0)

455 There's also ~= for the Matlab using folks.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 07:59 PM (ioT3q)

456 Ahhh. Been drinking. I only drink on Saturdays. If I drink on Friday nights, I goof off too much on Saturdays. Let's try again. 7 and 5? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 11:51 PM (GEICT) Yup.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 08:00 PM (bb5+k)

457 I suppose I can find an equal sign with a slash through it. Is this better? (≠ Posted by: D-Lamp --------------- Yes, much, thank you. An alternate: 45

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

458 448 yup 7 and 5 Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 11:56 PM (9GG/0) Hmm. Both numbers have to be odd and if they are separated by only two then I think only seven and five work. Is that so?

Posted by: eman at May 09, 2014 08:01 PM (EWsrI)

459 There's also ~= for the Matlab using folks. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 11:59 PM (ioT3q) ******** For when you're estimating your answer, sure.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 08:01 PM (ojnk6)

460 Diversity. For fixing machines. Because diversity. Your answer should have been, you mean torx

Posted by: Jean at May 09, 2014 08:02 PM (TETYm)

461 Yes, much, thank you. An alternate: 45 Posted by: Mike Hammer Well..., that didn't work 4 (left arrow, right arrow)5

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:02 PM (aDwsi)

462 x+1=2(y-1)
y+1=x-1

solve for x, y

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 08:03 PM (9GG/0)

463 Consider the great state of Oklahoma. Posted by: mindful webworker is over there at May 09, 2014 11:56 PM (U13jb) Lotta damn Okies on these threads. That reminds me. Everyone know about the Great Dustbowl era in Oklahoma History? It caused a massive migration of Okies to California. The good thing about it was that it raised the IQ level of both states!

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 08:03 PM (bb5+k)

464 yes only 5 and 7 work

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 08:03 PM (9GG/0)

465 Your answer should have been, you mean torx Posted by: Jean ------------------------ True diversity embraces Whitworth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:03 PM (aDwsi)

466 Consider the great state of Oklahoma. ------------ Aren't there a lot of earthquakes there?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:04 PM (aDwsi)

467 Them boys best remember we still got The Bomb. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 09, 2014 11:57 PM (GEICT) Doesn't that awaken Godzilla? Are you sure you want to do that?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:05 PM (ioT3q)

468 Oklahoma has a lot of sheep.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 08:05 PM (LJ7Ze)

469 463 x+1=2(y-1) y+1=x-1 solve for x, y Posted by: chemjeff at May 10, 2014 12:03 AM (9GG/0) Back in the day it was imperative that you figure out how to turn a story problem into equations.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 08:06 PM (bb5+k)

470 oklahoma also has a lot of red dirt.  it's strange.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 08:06 PM (9GG/0)

471 467 Consider the great state of Oklahoma. ------------ Aren't there a lot of earthquakes there? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:04 AM (aDwsi) Yes, and watch out for the crabs there --they pinch hard!

Posted by: Elizabeth Squaw-With-Fight Warren at May 09, 2014 08:07 PM (OTFkV)

472 471 oklahoma also has a lot of red dirt. it's strange. Posted by: chemjeff at May 10, 2014 12:06 AM (9GG/0) Red People too. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 08:08 PM (bb5+k)

473 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:08 PM (aDwsi)

474 469 Oklahoma has a lot of sheep. Posted by: Boss Moss at May 10, 2014 12:05 AM (LJ7Ze) Are they nervous?

Posted by: eman at May 09, 2014 08:08 PM (EWsrI)

475 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics Kate On The Beach pic.twitter.com/KwDDjD6d6f Kate Moving Over the Surface of the Waters pic.twitter.com/qKw04SR0HQ Schrodinger's Kate - The bikini top is both on and off at the same time pic.twitter.com/m1SM51bPUX

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:09 PM (aTXUx)

476 90.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 08:09 PM (LJ7Ze)

477 Moar ONT Compliance Pics Great pic of a 1968 Shelby GT Mustang pic.twitter.com/zP92OS1zew I don't imagine that sitting where the shifter is supposed to be is all that comfy pic.twitter.com/sFwx3qVUEb Just a couple of Aussies in The Outback pic.twitter.com/WmWRjQE1X5

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:11 PM (aTXUx)

478 474 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi ---------- "Hold my beer & watch this..."

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 08:11 PM (uOtWx)

479 Did I kill the thread, racists?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 09, 2014 08:11 PM (OTFkV)

480 I'm calling shenanigans on the "pick up line" thing... don't believe at word of it. It says they asked women to *imagine* being approached by a guy, so they're *imagining* that he's better looking or more average and *imagining* that he used a joke or flippant line or something more sober. Bull-ony. Women have no idea what they want or who they'd respond best to.

Posted by: Synova at May 09, 2014 08:12 PM (7/PU+)

481 I wish one of you reprobates had reminded me that I'd left a brand new $200 sound card in it's box on the roof of my truck when I was loading up for work this morning........I'm telling you, it's all the Horde's fault for not reminding me. Grrrrrrrr, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 08:12 PM (AHzA7)

482 Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 08:12 PM (bb5+k)

483 Waste makes haste, and time is fleeting.

Posted by: Robocop at May 09, 2014 08:13 PM (OTFkV)

484 ONT Compliance Pics, continued .. "Ram Tough", but I'll bet he bitches if she scratches the bumper pic.twitter.com/vHcIGkRV82 A pair of classics .. the cars I mean pic.twitter.com/Ax6IQe8JL3 Before 1990, airbags were not standard equipment on pickup trucks pic.twitter.com/dpTBmT5ufD

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:13 PM (aTXUx)

485 I'm not totally fixated on boobs Here's Shania Twain at the 2003 Super Bowl Halftime Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHkkc3SQFg Totally not fixated pic.twitter.com/AHyOhv6lP0

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:15 PM (aTXUx)

486 Thanks for the pics kd. I would give Kate Upton the best 3 seconds of my life.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at May 09, 2014 08:15 PM (jucos)

487 Did I kill the thread, racists? Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2014 12:11 AM (OTFkV) ********* Yep, Fauxcahontas you did. Good luck in the primary. Go back to diggin into that "Indian" background.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 08:15 PM (ojnk6)

488 I'm telling you, it's all the Horde's fault for not reminding me. -------------------- I've probably done that with a half dozen coffee cups. One day on my way into work, I kept hearing a rattle every time I hit a bump. I was pissed that the car had developed a rattle Turns out, I had placed my work key ring on top of the car before driving off. When I got there, they were still on top of the car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:16 PM (aDwsi)

489 Yo, Horde. Chemjeff, someone told me long ago that the soil color change had to do with whether the soil was oxidizing or reducing, and that it was temperature related. Does that make sense, or have I totally misremembered it?

Posted by: Piercello at May 09, 2014 08:16 PM (JybVy)

490 I finally read forward and got to mpfs' news. Prayers for his family and friends.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 08:16 PM (T1005)

491 A little Hydrogen atom came to school one day crying. The other Hydrogen atoms crowded close and one asked it, "what happened?" It sobbed out, "I..I lost my electron, I looked everywhere." "Are you sure?" the other atoms said. "Yes! I'm Positive!"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2014 08:18 PM (OxDCe)

492 Iron in the soil. When it's really reddish, like western NC, you can rub a magnet around in it and collect iron whiskers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:18 PM (aDwsi)

493 Wild make it 2-2 in the series

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 08:19 PM (OTFkV)

494 Boss Moss the only taker on the 60mph question? I'm disappointed, though Shredded has the right idea..., kinda.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:19 PM (aDwsi)

495 Chemjeff, someone told me long ago that the soil color change had to do with whether the soil was oxidizing or reducing, and that it was temperature related.

Does that make sense, or have I totally misremembered it?

Posted by: Piercello at May 10, 2014 12:16 AM (JybVy)


i have no idea, really.  mike hammer's answer sounds right, iron in the soil.  i have just never seen dirt that red before.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 08:20 PM (9GG/0)

496 491 I finally read forward and got to mpfs' news. Prayers for his family and friends. Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:16 AM (T1005) --mpfs is a she

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 08:20 PM (OTFkV)

497 I've been trying to memorize mineral formulas and have decided that ionic bonds are the honey badger of the natural world...

Posted by: Synova at May 09, 2014 08:20 PM (7/PU+)

498 ok I am going to bed.
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 08:20 PM (9GG/0)

499 Grrrrrrrr, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. 'sup jackwagons Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2014 12:12 AM (AHzA7) after fucking shit up all the time, I eventually started putting shit on the hood, right infront of the drivers seat. much harder to forget about when you are looking at it

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 08:20 PM (Jw4db)

500 To do this properly, I'll need to set up some proper matricesÂ… Posted by: The ∇ Hat at May 09, 2014 11:45 PM (K1sEu) You just had to make me dig it up ... 1st lady has X eggs, 2nd lady has Y eggs. X+1 = 2 (Y-1) X-1 = Y+1 A sane person would stop here and solve for X and Y. But we engineers love the convoluted, so instead we'll rewrite the equations as X - 2Y = -3 X - Y = 2 Which allows us to rewrite the equations as matrices A*B = C [1 -2] [X] = [-3] [1 -1] [Y] = [2] So by finding the inverse of A, A^-1, we can multiply both sides of the equations by A^-1 and solve for B. (B = (A^-1)*C) To show the bloody work of finding the inverse matrix: (A*A^-1 = I) [a b][1 -2] = [1 0] [1 -1] = [0 1] Generates 4 equations 1(a) + 1(b) = 1 -2(a) - 1(b) = 0 1(c) + 1(d) = 0 -2(c) - 1(d) = 1 Which can then be solved a = -1 b = 2 c = -1 d = 1 Plug the values into the equations, we get [X] = [-1 2][-3] [Y] = [-1 1][2] Which finally solves to X = -1 (-3) + 2(2) = 3 + 4 = 7 Y = -1(-3) + 1(2) = 3 = 2 = 5

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:20 PM (ioT3q)

501 How do you tell the difference between an X and a Y chromosome? Pull down their jeans. Pissed off one of my HS science teachers who tried to get cute and tell the joke to the class. NEVER steal one of your teachers' punch lines.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 08:21 PM (AHzA7)

502 'Night, chemjeff, and I'm off to bed as well. Gotta ride the Icefields Parkway tomorrow.

Posted by: logprof at May 09, 2014 08:22 PM (OTFkV)

503 I have heard that the Constitution authorizes a post office but does not mandate it. Is this correct? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. U.S.C. "Article I - The Legislative Branch Section 8" Clause 7 "To establish Post Offices and post Roads" If we're to to believe that that's anything but an expressed mandate by the Founding Fathers, then there is no such thing as a founding document that must be consulted for guidance for Federal powers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 08:22 PM (JmGFJ)

504 You have 3 apples and your educator Ms. Jones requests that you share them with 8 of your classmates who didn't win life's lottery and have lots of apples Please write an essay on why your racism, sexism, and far right religious views are hurting the self esteem of your classmates, then please turn in the knife you're cutting the apple with while we lock down the school until the SWAT teams can neutralize your threat.

Posted by: Common Core at May 09, 2014 08:22 PM (aTXUx)

505 474 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi)



With the right kind of hill, you just might make it..... http://tinyurl.com/kmyu5nt

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 08:23 PM (T1005)

506 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi who cares, lets pork Princes Leigh!

Posted by: Orthorexia at May 09, 2014 08:23 PM (Jw4db)

507 ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2014 12:20 AM (ioT3q) ****** It would seem that Common Core is now you're bitch, given that explanation.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 09, 2014 08:23 PM (ojnk6)

508 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi) Duh. Just set the cruise control.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 08:23 PM (AHzA7)

509 Conservative Applause..., particularly because it is after midnight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:24 PM (aDwsi)

510 Hey hey horde. Well, probably gonna get suspended from FB for a while but I don't care. I just went nuclear on an obnoxious lefty that went after a conservative friend of mine there. As I recall, one of the things I said was "Most Democrats like you wouldn't know a fact if Harry Reid himself rammed one down your syphilitic throat with his pedophile dick." Maybe it's time to up the meds...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:25 PM (HVI5a)

511 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2014 12:20 AM (ioT3q That's way too much fucking energy for this time of nite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 08:25 PM (HVff2)

512 As I recall, one of the things I said was "Most Democrats like you wouldn't know a fact if Harry Reid himself rammed one down your syphilitic throat with his pedophile dick." I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 08:26 PM (AHzA7)

513 491 I finally read forward and got to mpfs' news. Prayers for his family and friends. Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:16 AM (T1005) ------ Yeah, sad news. Kinda late for you. What? Are you hungover or something?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 08:26 PM (uOtWx)

514 ITC: it's comin' as soon as I can afford more laser toner.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:26 PM (HVI5a)

515 How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? Let Schrödinger's Cat drive.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2014 08:27 PM (FcR7P)

516 qdpsteve - So. No more sugar-coating, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:27 PM (aDwsi)

517 Oh, and I immediately blocked the guy after I posted that to him. It won't help with the banning, but will probably annoy/infuriate said libtard all the more when he discovers same.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:28 PM (HVI5a)

518 Mike: if liberals wanna spread hate, I say we give it right back to 'em. Ironically, the libs I know who tend to be most judicious with their words... are those who also happen to be pro-2A. (Yes, I know a few, believe it or not.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:29 PM (HVI5a)

519 syphilitic throat Hmmm that's a new one on me & here I thought I heard them all. Good one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 08:30 PM (HVff2)

520 497 491 I finally read forward and got to mpfs' news. Prayers for his family and friends.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:16 AM (T1005)

--mpfs is a she Posted by: logprof at May 10, 2014 12:20 AM (OTFkV) Hide posts from (OTFkV)



I know that. She's one of the friends.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 08:31 PM (T1005)

521 That's way too much fucking energy for this time of nite Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 10, 2014 12:25 AM (HVff2) I'm procrastinating on the document I'm supposed to be translating. Always got time to procrastinate.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:31 PM (ioT3q)

522 I'm procrastinating on the document I'm supposed to be translating. Always got time to procrastinate. Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2014 12:31 AM (ioT3q) Well, that is different then. Carry on & my apology

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 08:33 PM (HVff2)

523 How do you get VD in your throat?

Posted by: N Pelosi at May 09, 2014 08:34 PM (Jw4db)

524

Does anyone have AT(ampersand)T U-Verse for TV and Internet?

 

Opinions of the service? 

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2014 08:34 PM (LI48c)

525 How fast must you
drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip?

Let Schrödinger's Cat drive.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2014 12:27 AM (FcR7P)

__________________

Fuck that..... It's my ride.

Posted by: Toonces at May 09, 2014 08:34 PM (jucos)

526 What kind of crappy hammer only costs $1.05?

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 08:35 PM (g+qqc)

527 Misanthropic: thanks!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:35 PM (HVI5a)

528 Good nite horde.,be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 09, 2014 08:35 PM (HVff2)

529 qdpsteve - Quoting the linked article above ( first link in the ONT) "Just like adolescents, Progressives wonÂ’t stick to the subject, ignore the facts, and are willing to repeat their unfounded statements Â’til the cows come home. It makes for very difficult arguments, because you have to ignore the red herrings and resolutely and repeatedly bring your errant Leftist back to the main issue."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:36 PM (aDwsi)

530 Pelosi: ask your buddy Barney F., he'd know. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:36 PM (HVI5a)

531 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi) "Hrm, that doesn't sound right" *scribbles* "Still dont' look right" *builds equations* "That can't be ... wait, this is one of those trick questions, isn't it? /facepalm" Use plaid speed.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:36 PM (ioT3q)

532 525 How do you get VD in your throat? Posted by: N Pelosi at May 10, 2014 12:34 AM (Jw4db) You're new here, aren't you?

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 08:36 PM (g+qqc)

533 Does anyone have AT(ampersand)T U-Verse for TV and Internet? Opinions of the service? Posted by: buzzion Not me, but in case you need a reference I use DSLReports.com a lot for research. dslreports.com/forums/all

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 08:36 PM (JmGFJ)

534 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? Posted by: Mike Hammer I'm guessing 90 mph, but I'm not so good at these math things.

Posted by: The Farmer at May 09, 2014 08:37 PM (eBupg)

535 Mike: which is why you're better off just taunting, trolling and humiliating them as soon as you discover they're not interested in a real debate. Conservatives should be very clear with people: "I'll talk to you respectfully like an adult as soon as you start behaving respectfully like an adult. 'Til then, fuck you and your whoring mama."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:38 PM (HVI5a)

536 You're new here, aren't you? Posted by: tcn at May 10, 2014 12:36 AM (g+qqc) yes, but my hooters were spectacular in 1962

Posted by: N Pelosi at May 09, 2014 08:38 PM (Jw4db)

537 You can't. At 30 mph, the half mile already took you a full minute, and you need to be going a mile a minute to make speed. N'est pa?

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 08:39 PM (g+qqc)

538 Opinions of the service? Posted by: buzzion ----------------- Have Uverse for phone and ISP. Works fine. It is dependent on how good your copper to the SLIC is, but in most cases, that should be OK. A couple of times, they have to work on splices between us and the SLIC, but they have responded *very* quickly. Maybe half a day or so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:40 PM (aDwsi)

539 I was never a fan of Gore Vidal; in fact I think he was an overpaid, arrogant crank. But one thing he once did that frankly impressed me: years ago when he made some stupid hateful remark about American servicemen, he then sat back and SHUT UP while then-just-former congressperson (Senator?) Susan Molinari let him have it with both barrels. Even a hypereducated jackass like Vidal understood that if you dish it out, you better be ready to take it, and with spades.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:40 PM (HVI5a)

540 It's not funny if we all die at the end of it. 

Well, here's hoping spelling and grammar are a thing of the past.

Posted by: Null at May 09, 2014 08:40 PM (xjpRj)

541 Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2014 12:20 AM (ioT3q) Always loved matrices. Was my best subject in college mathmatics

Posted by: The ∇ Hat at May 09, 2014 08:40 PM (K1sEu)

542 tcn - Correct. Only if Ace loans you the keys to the Time Machine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:41 PM (aDwsi)

543 Well, probably gonna get suspended from FB for a while but I don't care. I just went nuclear on an obnoxious lefty that went after a conservative friend of mine there. As I recall, one of the things I said was "Most Democrats like you wouldn't know a fact if Harry Reid himself rammed one down your syphilitic throat with his pedophile dick."

Maybe it's time to up the meds...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:25 AM (HVI5a)



Fuck the meds. That was an easy 10 out of 10 for style.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2014 08:41 PM (FMbng)

544 537 Mike: which is why you're better off just taunting, trolling and humiliating them as soon as you discover they're not interested in a real debate. Took me a long time to realize that the Canadian liberal on FB wasn't simply "honestly mistaken". There was a dedicated rejection of reason. I doubt she ever cared that her attacks on religion were attacks on me, a "friend". Because irrational hatred of badthink is goodthink.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:41 PM (ioT3q)

545 515 491 I finally read forward and got to mpfs' news. Prayers for his family and friends.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:16 AM (T1005)
------
Yeah, sad news.

Kinda late for you. What? Are you hungover or something? Posted by: shredded chi at May 10, 2014 12:26 AM (uOtWx) Hide posts from (uOtWx)



Something like that. I didn't get much sleep last night. I jumped in at about comment 230, and kept along with current stuff, but I'm only up to 89 in the early ones.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 08:41 PM (T1005)

546 Berserker: thank you!!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:43 PM (HVI5a)

547 yes, but my hooters were spectacular in 1962

Posted by: N Pelosi at May 10, 2014 12:38 AM (Jw4db)



I'm guessing you mean 1962 BC?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2014 08:43 PM (FMbng)

548 A hot air balloon caught fire near Kings Dominion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 09, 2014 08:43 PM (LJ7Ze)

549 William Buckley to Gore Vidal: "Now listen, you queer. Stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I'll sock you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:43 PM (aDwsi)

550 Who pissed off who to the point that we're introducing math word problems? Evening all.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:44 PM (wVo2p)

551 William Buckley to Gore Vidal: "Now listen, you queer. Stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I'll sock you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered." Posted by: Mike Hammer ----------------- I believe that was on live TV....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:44 PM (aDwsi)

552 526 Does anyone have AT(ampersand)T U-Verse for TV and Internet?

Opinions of the service? Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2014 12:34 AM (LI48c) Hide posts from (LI48c)


The service is ok. They want to rearchitecture your home network, however, so it can be tricky to set up. And they're not as rabidly crooked as Comcast.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 08:44 PM (T1005)

553 528 What kind of crappy hammer only costs $1.05? Posted by: tcn at May 10, 2014 12:35 AM (g+qqc) Hide posts from (g+qqc)


Harbor Freight, with a coupon.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 08:45 PM (T1005)

554 Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 10, 2014 12:12 AM (bb5+k) Wrong. "Ferrous" refers to the divalent oxidation state. If Fe replaced C in a benzene ring, the iron would be a monovalent (1-) oxidation state (assuming that the H becomes a hydride). As such, the Fe would not be ferrous, by definition.

Posted by: The Mulivalent Hat at May 09, 2014 08:46 PM (K1sEu)

555 Because irrational hatred of badthink is goodthink. Posted by: Conservative ------------------- Intentions are everything for Libs, consequences, not so much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:46 PM (aDwsi)

556 In hindsight, I'd go nuclear on the feelings right away. "I thought you were my friend. Why are you attacking me?" That has a chance of triggering the "omg bigot" pathway and engaging the head. As opposed to, "the point at that link isn't right, blah blah blah blah" - which is auto-filtered by the liberal brain.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:46 PM (ioT3q)

557 541 I was never a fan of Gore Vidal; in fact I think he was an overpaid, arrogant crank. But one thing he once did that frankly impressed me: years ago when he made some stupid hateful remark about American servicemen, he then sat back and SHUT UP while then-just-former congressperson (Senator?) Susan Molinari let him have it with both barrels. Even a hypereducated jackass like Vidal understood that if you dish it out, you better be ready to take it, and with spades. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:40 AM (HVI5a) Holy shit, there is a name I haven't heard in a long time. What the hell ever happened to her because she was a "rising star" of the GOP about 15 years ago.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 09, 2014 08:47 PM (HxSXm)

558 You can form a reasonable facsimile of Gore Vidal's history scholarship by taking any high school history text and randomly inserting the phrase "and then they had butt sex" about every 10 pages or so.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 08:47 PM (AHzA7)

559 Last time I went into the courthouse, I made sure they leave the knife the in the truck. I almost got arrested for the little blade I keep on the keychain - i tried to tell them "it's just there - it's natural... It's like my AMEX card!" Posted by: shredded chi LOL, that's happened to me.

Posted by: The Farmer at May 09, 2014 08:47 PM (eBupg)

560 539 You can't. At 30 mph, the half mile already took you a full minute, and you need to be going a mile a minute to make speed.


N'est pa? Posted by: tcn at May 10, 2014 12:39 AM (g+qqc) Hide posts from (g+qqc)



***sigh*** Evidently, nobody followed my link.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 08:47 PM (T1005)

561 Maybe it's time to up the meds... Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:25 AM (HVI5a) It's not fun until you piss off one of your buddy's wives enough to de-friend you. Trayvon supporter. Wayyyy too easy.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:48 PM (QeH9j)

562 552 Who pissed off who to the point that we're introducing math word problems? Evening all. Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2014 12:44 AM (wVo2p) We're proving our racist bona fides, since math be racist 'n all.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:48 PM (ioT3q)

563 Farmer -> 339

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:49 PM (aDwsi)

564 Berserker: thank you!!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:43 AM (HVI5a)




No problem. That was down right diplomatic compared to the shit I say in real life to lib pond scum when they get in my shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2014 08:49 PM (FMbng)

565 Well, this is interesting. I went back to FB to look for my comment so I could post it in its entirety, but it doesn't show up in my activity log. Maybe someone at FB just took it down period. Frankly right now IMHO it wouldn't bother me so much if I did get censored. Nobody can change the fact that I had the guts to write it, good or bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:50 PM (HVI5a)

566 ***sigh*** Evidently, nobody followed my link. Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:47 AM (T1005) Gravity's too slow, though you'd make a satisfying but not quite Earth-shattering kaboom. Wait ... Mike, who do you have in this truck? Trying to send off the homicidal kitty?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:50 PM (ioT3q)

567 RWC and others who liked/appreciated what I said and don't think I belong in a mental ward, thank you so much. I do appreciate that this is such a supportive environment.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:51 PM (HVI5a)

568 38 minute British documentary on Godzilla.  Dates from the release of the American Zilla, aka ol Tuna Breath, but still very fascinating and cool.

http://youtu.be/x7Hba9AjMyg

And night everyone.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 09, 2014 08:51 PM (NSnWy)

569
"Ferrous" refers to the divalent oxidation state.

Bueller?
Bueller?

Posted by: Ben Franken Stein at May 09, 2014 08:52 PM (27KaM)

570 553 William Buckley to Gore Vidal: "Now listen, you queer. Stop calling me a crypto-Nazi, or I'll sock you in the goddamn face and you'll stay plastered." Posted by: Mike Hammer ----------------- I believe that was on live TV.... Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:44 AM (aDwsi) Had to look that up. http://tinyurl.com/2ktbnz (youTube)

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:52 PM (QeH9j)

571 cthulhu - I did indeed..., nice cliff. And I got the point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:52 PM (aDwsi)

572 And yep: Buckley taught Vidal some manners a long time ago. Maybe he was afraid Molinari would give him an atomic wedgie if he didn't shut his mouth. (OTOH, never mind. Even if she had, Vidal would have just asked for another one.) ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:53 PM (HVI5a)

573 don't think I belong in a mental ward, thank you so much. I do appreciate that this is such a supportive environment. ------------------- * checks the locker for the net and tranquilizer gun *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:53 PM (aDwsi)

574 Farmer! How are you? Did I ever send you my email addy? You were going to tell me a Virginia story...

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 08:54 PM (uOtWx)

575 "Everyone know about the Great Dustbowl era in Oklahoma History?" I know my mom (who didn't leave) said they'd tape the sugar bowl shut, put it inside the cabinet, and dust would still get in. WHOOSH! ____ About quake insurance: Friends in Tulsa had to move out and spend tens (? I forget what) of thousands in repairs after the 2011 Nov 5 quake near OKC. I felt that one 50 miles the other side of Tulsa. Not only do mid-continent quake waves cause more damage at a distance, nothing here is built to stand up to quakes! (I-survived-2011-Nov-5 merchandise available here: http://www.cafepress.com/mindfulwebworks/8208986 Honestly! You want that mug! Especially if you weren't there.) BOOM!

Posted by: mindful webworker has an appointment with density at May 09, 2014 08:54 PM (U13jb)

576 Mike: I used to work in a California state mental hospital. I know the tricks, sorry. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:54 PM (HVI5a)

577 @ IllTemperedCur What're you doing that has use for a $200 sound card?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 08:55 PM (ioT3q)

578 Mike: I used to work in a California state mental hospital. I know the tricks, sorry. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve ---------------------- * tipples lithium into the USB port *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:55 PM (aDwsi)

579 I can't wait until electrical engineers, commtechs, and electricians of the future use Common Core algebra Followed by demands to jack up H1-B visas because there's a shortage of electrical engineers and commtechs

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:56 PM (aTXUx)

580 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:51 AM (HVI5a) The wife that I pissed off is a WaPo upper employee and my buddy could care less about politics so she is in an echo chamber all day and night. (Truth be told, a boat load of her friends came down against her.) Making them realize there are actual real life conservatives who aren't burning crosses in lawns after shooting up an abortion clinic while making plans for Gay Bash Saturday is a plus. A lot of them truly think everything printed about conservatives is true.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:56 PM (QeH9j)

581 By the way, did I ever share this from a few years ago? It was a mandate from Sacramento to all Department of Mental Health (now the Department of State Hospitals) a number of years ago that at all hospitals (not just mental ones), restraints were to be used as absolutely LITTLE as possible. It seems that too many times when they were used, patients would have the nerve to die in them. In the meantime of course, internal reports of state healthcare professionals (nurses, doctors, psychologists, etc) being physically attacked by said patients skyrocketed. I can't help but wonder if these facts might be related somehow...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:57 PM (HVI5a)

582 @559 Molinari is now a lobbyist for google. She resigned in 97' because she was RINO who wasn't comfortable with the direction the Republican Party was going under Gingrich.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 09, 2014 08:57 PM (8tAEF)

583 What're you doing that has use for a $200 sound card? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2014 12:55 AM (ioT3q) pron.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:58 PM (QeH9j)

584 RWC: oh, exactly. Good for you too for standing up. And let's face it: some people will only ever learn respect for others at the point of a smoldering gun.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:58 PM (HVI5a)

585 If you live in Oklahoma, an F5 tornado is probably going to blow your home into Arkansas before you have to worry about earthquakes

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:58 PM (aTXUx)

586 Correct. Only if Ace loans you the keys to the Time Machine. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:41 AM (aDwsi) I've heard about the barrel, I'm sure as hell not getting in that time machine thing. Probably reeks of unwashed ewok and valu-rite puke.

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 08:59 PM (g+qqc)

587 "Everyone know about the Great Dustbowl era in Oklahoma History?" ------------ Nancy Griffith wrote a great tune about that era, : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT6o-6PK9lY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:59 PM (aDwsi)

588 * tipples lithium into the USB port * Hey what's that misty -- oooohhhh......

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 08:59 PM (HVI5a)

589 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:57 AM (HVI5a I'm going to start a movement to have police stop using handcuffs due to the stigma it brings. (Shit, that is probably already in place.)

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:00 PM (QeH9j)

590 She resigned in 97' because she was RINO who wasn't comfortable with the direction the Republican Party was going under Gingrich. Posted by: Kreplach at May 10, 2014 12:57 AM (8tAEF) That and a lot of Susan's crony deals and her father's were starting to draw some interest from the Feds

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 09:01 PM (aTXUx)

591 583 Wasn't Lanterman, was it?

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 09:03 PM (b7yum)

592 Last time I went into the courthouse, I made sure they leave the knife the in the truck. I almost got arrested for the little blade I keep on the keychain - i tried to tell them "it's just there - it's natural... It's like my AMEX card!" Posted by: shredded chi LOL, that's happened to me. Posted by: The Farmer at May 10, 2014 12:47 AM (eBupg) The 2nd Amendment is not limited to gunsÂ… http://kniferights.org/

Posted by: The Stabby Hat at May 09, 2014 09:03 PM (K1sEu)

593 Cripes! Waaay late. I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 09:03 PM (aDwsi)

594 Happy-ish Friday Night, all y'all ... Multitasking day on steroids ... Prayers for the family, mrfs, may they find strength and be comforted ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 09, 2014 09:04 PM (yBC4q)

595 MAx: As I understand it, the Lanterman acts (relating to the civil rights of state mental patients) go back to the late 1960s through early 1980s. Actually from what I could find, they were probably overall good legislation to pass. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff the Feds and the States could-- and did-- do to mental hospital patients who basically had been abandoned by family (or had no family), including some experiments only Mengele could have found worthwhile. I know that they basically established that a person couldn't be committed against their will for any longer than 72 hours, unless it could be documented by a physician *and* a psychologist that the person is a danger to either himself and/or others.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:06 PM (HVI5a)

596 The service is ok. They want to rearchitecture your home network, however, so it can be tricky to set up. And they're not as rabidly crooked as Comcast.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:44 AM (T1005)

 

Rearchitecture how?  currently I've got Time Warner.  And I was just looking at UVerse and for similar service it seems like I can get the first 12 months nearly $40/month cheaper and $200 gift card.

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2014 09:07 PM (LI48c)

597 What're you doing that has use for a $200 sound card? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2014 12:55 AM (ioT3q) Playing around with home recording. Just for fun though, I suck as a musician. That's not false modesty by the way, but objective truth. Don't really need anything nearly that powerful for what I'm doing, but I have a weakness for buying higher end gadgets that I never completely master.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 09:07 PM (AHzA7)

598 This is the first weekend in a long while that I haven't been entrapped by various obligations with others. Looks like a long weekend catching up on my own stuff. What better way to usher that in than with some more wonderful ethanol?

Posted by: The Ethanolicious Hat at May 09, 2014 09:07 PM (K1sEu)

599 RWC and others who liked/appreciated what I said and don't think I belong in a mental ward, thank you so much. I do appreciate that this is such a supportive environment. Posted by: qdpsteve You've always seemed like a reasonable guy to me. BWTFDIK Where did you create this kerfuffle?

Posted by: The Farmer at May 09, 2014 09:07 PM (eBupg)

600 586 RWC: oh, exactly. Good for you too for standing up. And let's face it: some people will only ever learn respect for others at the point of a smoldering gun. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:58 AM (HVI5a) She was an easy target. I saw her recently and was kidding her about defriending me and she said it was too many against her. I've known her since high school and we LOVE to argue. Good person but a total follower.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:08 PM (QeH9j)

601

597 No, I was asking if you were working at Lanterman DC or at Metro etc... my ex is a PT

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 09:08 PM (b7yum)

602 Octomom also worked at a CA. Psych facility

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 09:10 PM (b7yum)

603 Frankly right now IMHO it wouldn't bother me so much if I did get censored. Nobody can change the fact that I had the guts to write it, good or bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:50 AM (HVI5a)



I was at a party one night, mostly metal heads and probably half of them musicians. Usually there wasn't really any libs in metal, very small numbers. Anyway, at the party there was this typical left wing wannabee guru leftist retard that was pontificating on how people don't need guns, guns are stupid, etc etc. He basically thought the few chicks in the circle would buy his bullshit. I sat there listening and he makes the mistake of looking over to me and says "you know man, you know?"


I look at him and say "what I know is that when shit hits the fan my army will be in your castle breaking your shit, drinking your booze, ass fucking your chicks, and making you watch". I don't do diplomatic with lib assholes. Nobody should, so hold your ground.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2014 09:10 PM (FMbng)

604 Farmer, Pops doing good?

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:10 PM (QeH9j)

605 And yes, I need a better sound card for porn. My comprehensive collection of Albanian creamed corn wrestling porn has some absolutely STUNNING sound effects.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 09:11 PM (AHzA7)

606 At one of the wards I worked in when I worked in a California state mental hospital, we had a full-blown schizophrenic who had... two electrical nodes in his forehead? Why? Well, it turned out that in 1964, some quack at the state hospital convinced his family that installing the nodes would make shock treatments so much easier; in fact, maybe someday they could even be administered remotely. In 2009, they were still in his head rusting away. That was the kind of weird stuff Lanterman kept the state from trying to do anymore, in my experience. Now OTOH, Lanterman didn't appear to have much to say about how much doctors could "medicate" a patient. So that was pretty much the "new" way troublesome individuals were dealt with. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. But some of the patients in my ward were on so many meds, I don't know how they found the time to do much of anything besides sip and swallow little pills all day long.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:11 PM (HVI5a)

607 MAx: You caught me, I worked at the same facility Octomom used to work at. Metropolitan State Hospital in Norwalk, California. I was in the Skilled Nursing Facility segment.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:13 PM (HVI5a)

608 Frankly right now IMHO it wouldn't bother me so much if I did get censored. Nobody can change the fact that I had the guts to write it, good or bad. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 12:50 AM (HVI5a) Did you post it on their page?

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:13 PM (QeH9j)

609 Oh, another thing about Oklahoma. Dooodes! Before I' passing out on de floor... Daughter & wife are nearby, discussing the petitions (again) to legalize medical and recreational pot in Oklahoma. * Taxes to be about the same as sales tax. To keep the cost low for the po' folk. Seriously! Can we do that for everything? Gasoline? Medicinal tequila? * Encouraging growing, special emphasis on export to other states where it's legal. * Discussion of how to ship through states where it's not! As if this had a chance! I've always said hotbox (SWIDT?) Oklahoma was a great place for growing the herb. Grow it for export? Plenty folks who would never personally touch the stuff would be glad to grow it. I hear it grows here like a weed. Why, I may even have, secreted somewhere deep in the catacombs, a tiny knotted-off corner of a sandwich baggie with a few Acupulco Gold seeds from that trip to New Mexico forty-some years ago. I could be a pot farmer for nothing. I can see it now. As I ride across the prairie, tweezers gleaming in the moonlighty night. Ha ha of course not. That's silly. They wouldn't be viable. And nowadays, so I hear, you don't get those bonus free seeds anymore. Rats. Wait, wasn't there something about a Federal law... some ginormous per-ounce tax? HaHa again. What am I saying? Who enforces that old stuff any more? Wow, I hope it's not like gasahol, where the cost of other hemp products goes up because of all the tokers. "Cannabis has so many uses!" -The Marley Boys WHOA, DUDE! ♫ Marley was deaaad whhoa-oh That one t'ing wassss cer-tain... ♫ -A Christmas Reggae by Charlie "BigBong" Dickens ____ It was the Pear Strudel talking. I swear. It was a couple of days old and I think it was a little fermented. Good night Gracies. God help the survivors.

Posted by: mindful webworker should not either have a 2nd cider at May 09, 2014 09:13 PM (U13jb)

610 Now they're closing most of the CA psych facilities and sending the clients out into the community, medicating them catatonic so they won't hurt anyone again

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 09:14 PM (b7yum)

611 Rearchitecture how? currently I've got Time Warner. And I was just looking at UVerse and for similar service it seems like I can get the first 12 months nearly $40/month cheaper and $200 gift card. Posted by: buzzion ------------------------- Remember that everything has to come in on the phone line. So, a modem and good wire to the interface is necessary. If you live in a house of recent construction, what you have is probably OK. I assume that Uverse TV requires a modem also, and a phone line to that modem. How TV signals are distributed to multiple sets, I have no idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 09:14 PM (aDwsi)

612 Business Insider's CEO math question, by Jacquelyn Smith. Obvious trick question from that sly old bastard, Bosley. Hope the replacement Angel gets a nice white Mustang II with blue stripes for getting the correct answer.

Posted by: Rex B at May 09, 2014 09:14 PM (OXzvH)

613 609 My ex is trying to transfer there right now

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 09:15 PM (b7yum)

614 598 The service is ok. They want to rearchitecture your home network, however, so it can be tricky to set up. And they're not as rabidly crooked as Comcast.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:44 AM (T1005)

Rearchitecture how? currently I've got Time Warner. And I was just looking at UVerse and for similar service it seems like I can get the first 12 months nearly $40/month cheaper and $200 gift card.

Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2014 01:07 AM (LI48c)



They want their router to be your home's main router. And they'll configure it. And halfass the security.


I've got my router hanging off one of their router's ports. The first time I tried this, my router discovered that the router one notch up the line was 192.168.1.1 and decided that it would start a subnet at 232.116.47.8 or some such BS, and I had to do a reset to factory defaults to get it out of that mindset (I've got ancient equipment with hard-coded IP addresses). It turns out that you can actually make their router hand out addresses starting at a different IP number than 192.168.1.xxx. This means also that I get full gigabit ethernet between my computers, even if someone is watching HD television on two screens.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 09:15 PM (T1005)

615 The Farmer: at Facebook. I went after a lefty who threw a tantrum at a righty friend of mine there over, of all things, the min wage.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:15 PM (HVI5a)

616 607 And yes, I need a better sound card for porn. My comprehensive collection of Albanian creamed corn wrestling porn has some absolutely STUNNING sound effects. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2014 01:11 AM (AHzA7) If that's not in Dolby 5:5 Stereo with two woofers you're missing out on a lot.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:16 PM (QeH9j)

617 Don't really need anything nearly that powerful for what I'm doing, but I have a weakness for buying higher end gadgets that I never completely master. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2014 01:07 AM (AHzA7) *looks at workshop full of gadgets and half-built computer* *sheepishly*....Yeah.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 09, 2014 09:16 PM (gPVAA)

618 MAx: if you don't mind my asking, are you on good terms with your ex? There's some things i'd like to know if I could about what's going on at Metro nowadays.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:16 PM (HVI5a)

619 613 Rearchitecture how? currently I've got Time Warner. And I was just looking at UVerse and for similar service it seems like I can get the first 12 months nearly $40/month cheaper and $200 gift card. Posted by: buzzion ------------------------- Remember that everything has to come in on the phone line. So, a modem and good wire to the interface is necessary. If you live in a house of recent construction, what you have is probably OK. I assume that Uverse TV requires a modem also, and a phone line to that modem. How TV signals are distributed to multiple sets, I have no idea. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 01:14 AM (aDwsi) I'm in an apartment. I was looking and for the TV sets it seems you can get wireless or wired receivers for the tv. Modem wouldn't be an issue since I have wireless router I can move around.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 09, 2014 09:18 PM (LI48c)

620 620 Reasonably.  Like I said she's not there yet- Lanterman's closing July 8 tho for sure.

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 09:18 PM (b7yum)

621 When you're watching creamed corn wrestling you need good sound reproduction. You don't want to miss a squeak.

Posted by: Bose - Better Sound Through Research at May 09, 2014 09:18 PM (NcT4J)

622 I went after a lefty who threw a tantrum at a righty friend of mine there over, of all things, the min wage. I've never met anyone who agreed that the minimum price for a hamburger should be $15 with proof submitted to the Gov that you paid that much and never ate any cheap sandwiches / soup and salad combos instead of ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 09, 2014 09:18 PM (yBC4q)

623 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? ))) Is there a paying job at the crest or the bottom? Because if not. My vehicle won't make it up the hill.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 09:18 PM (75hfB)

624 The best thing about OK is the wind comes sweepin' down the plain. And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet, When the wind comes right behind the rain!!!

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:19 PM (QeH9j)

625 RWC: not sure, sorry.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:19 PM (HVI5a)

626 MAx: I shouldn't say this but... If Dr. Rahbar is still at Metro, tell your ex to steer clear of her. She's who got me fired from my job there for a bogus sex harassment claim.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:20 PM (HVI5a)

627 And yes, I need a better sound card for porn. My comprehensive collection of Albanian creamed corn wrestling porn has some absolutely STUNNING sound effects. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2014 01:11 AM (AHzA7) If that's not in Dolby 5:5 Stereo with two woofers you're missing out on a lot. Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2014 01:16 AM (QeH9j) You're talking about the video where the zebra jumps in wearing a Carmen Miranda fruit hat and kicks the midget into the creamed corn, yes?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 09:21 PM (AHzA7)

628 Watching cupcake girl on Stossel (old story from January) This country is really turning to shit. When a .gov agency calls your house and tells you 'Don't let another cupcake leave the house.' We really have a fucking problem. (Hi choir, speaking to you)

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:22 PM (QeH9j)

629 Adriane: right. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:22 PM (HVI5a)

630 Berserker: GREAT comeback. :-) Wish I could have been there to witness it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:24 PM (HVI5a)

631 627 RWC: not sure, sorry. Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 01:19 AM (HVI5a) I was asking where your original post went. To your friends page? Anyways, you know you hit a nerve when they delete the comment

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:24 PM (QeH9j)

632 RWC: right. Although I blocked the guy I sent it to because I frankly have no interest in an ongoing pissing war. Maybe that's why my comment disappeared, because I blocked *that guy.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:25 PM (HVI5a)

633 You're talking about the video where the zebra jumps in wearing a Carmen Miranda fruit hat and kicks the midget into the creamed corn, yes? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2014 01:21 AM (AHzA7) No. Everytime I try to download it my computer locks up. Is it as hot as it sounds.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:26 PM (QeH9j)

634 You're talking about the video where the zebra jumps in wearing a Carmen Miranda fruit hat and kicks the midget into the creamed corn, yes? Pron is getting arty fartsier every dang day these days... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:28 PM (HVI5a)

635 The "trick" question didn't seem tricky at all.  8th grade algebra, really.

(100 + a) + a = 110
100 + 2a = 110
2a = 10
a = 5

My favorite question I was ever asked in a job interview is, "Why is a manhole cover circular?"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2014 09:28 PM (WtVhX)

636 I was a teenager at one point in my life. Oddly that is the only point in my life where I was paid the minimum wage. Fucking show up on time every day. Work harder than anyone or work smarter and the minimum wage is irrelevant. If you can't put out more than $10.10 an hour in value to an employer. You are a fucking lazy idiot.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 09:28 PM (75hfB)

637 No. Everytime I try to download it my computer locks up. Is it as hot as it sounds. Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2014 01:26 AM (QeH9j) Ooooooohhhhh yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh. Especially the part where they play "hide the mango". The zebra wins.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 09:29 PM (AHzA7)

638 When you're watching creamed corn wrestling you need good sound reproduction. You don't want to miss a squeak. Posted by: Bose - Better Sound Through Research at May 10, 2014 01:18 AM (NcT4J) Corn? I think I just heard someone mention "corn": NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUm7DEC_lls

Posted by: Dr. Weird at May 09, 2014 09:30 PM (K1sEu)

639 Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 01:28 AM (WtVhX) Only shape that can't be manipulated into the manhole. How much would you charge for washing every window in NYC?

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:30 PM (QeH9j)

640 Well, looks like I'm out for a while. Can't find my phone charger, but I just had the damn thing while I was sitting out back...coiled up with my earbuds. Where the hell did I put it? Not beside the bourbon (first place I looked). BTW, I recently found "milk" - a music app that bows Pandora out of the water.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 09, 2014 09:30 PM (uOtWx)

641 626 The best thing about OK is the wind comes sweepin' down the plain. And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet, When the wind comes right behind the rain!!!Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2014 01:19 AM (QeH9j)
They call the wind frackin' Maria.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 09, 2014 09:30 PM (gnKGA)

642 629
And yes, I need a better sound card for porn. My comprehensive collection of Albanian creamed corn wrestling porn has some absolutely STUNNING sound effects.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2014 01:11 AM (AHzA7)


If that's not in Dolby 5:5 Stereo with two woofers you're missing out on a lot.

Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2014 01:16 AM (QeH9j)








You're talking about the video where the zebra jumps in wearing a Carmen Miranda fruit hat and kicks the midget into the creamed corn, yes?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2014 01:21 AM (AHzA7)


Ahhhh, that takes me back. When I was in High School, the droogs would perform what we called "the elevator game" -- where you improvise the middle of a surreal conversation when you get into earshot of a stranger. The classic scenario, and the reason it's called "the elevator game", is when you're in an elevator and someone steps on.


You politely smile as they enter, then as the doors close, one of you says something like: "Tom was having trouble keeping the dogs of her, with all that bacon grease just dripping all over" -- and another saying, "well, that Labrador was just being friendly" and you just keep going forward, until either the droogs or the victim get off the elevator.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 09:31 PM (T1005)

643 My favorite question I was ever asked in a job interview is, "Why is a manhole cover circular?" Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 01:28 AM (WtVhX) In order to have filled by the bosses circular cock?

Posted by: San Fransisco Public Employee at May 09, 2014 09:31 PM (K1sEu)

644 My favorite question I was ever asked in a job interview is, "Why is a manhole cover circular?" Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 01:28 AM (WtVhX) Because Big Disc paid off the manhole manufacturer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 09:31 PM (AHzA7)

645 "Players will decode complex clues sent by the digital cryptologist to discover the location of the submarine and rescue the high profile prisoner." Rescue? From a submarine? Under water. Good luck with that.

Posted by: mojo at May 09, 2014 09:32 PM (AIC5Z)

646 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2014 01:29 AM (AHzA7) I cant be the only one that has seen Enumclaw and heard the point where the fucker died and was YAY!!!

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:32 PM (QeH9j)

647 Dendritic: correctamundo. But like I said, this obnoxious lefty wasn't about to let facts get in the way of his furious online hatefap. He went off, said of course Repubs are against raising min wage, because if they had their way they'd be using slave labor. I lost it. Besides what I wrote above, I said that Democrats were in 1865 and will always be the party of slavery, because look at how they treat AAs who don't tow the line to their plantation, i.e. Clarence Thomas and Condi Rice. I also said he was just another "tolerant" lib who'd happily march everyone who disagrees with him into a concentration camp, and I think I also called him a Stalinist to boot. Yeah, I was on fire. Literally. Burning flesh. Right there. Ow. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:32 PM (HVI5a)

648 637 The "trick" question didn't seem tricky at all. 8th grade algebra, really.

(100 + a) + a = 110
100 + 2a = 110
2a = 10
a = 5

My favorite question I was ever asked in a job interview is, "Why is a manhole cover circular?"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 01:28 AM (WtVhX)



So it fits the manhole.



(Yes, I know the real answer).

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 09:33 PM (T1005)

649 592 She resigned in 97' because she was RINO who wasn't comfortable with the direction the Republican Party was going under Gingrich. Posted by: Kreplach at May 10, 2014 12:57 AM (8tAEF) That and a lot of Susan's crony deals and her father's were starting to draw some interest from the Feds Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2014 01:01 AM (aTXUx) Now that jogs my memory. I remember her being on Hannity and Colmes pretty much every night in the late 90's, so I don't remember her as being that much of a RINO, and Newt put her on the budget committee, so I'm thinking there might have been an ethical lapse with her and her daddy. Still, I wouldn't have minded to pour the coals to her back then.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 09, 2014 09:34 PM (HxSXm)

650 I assume that Uverse TV requires a modem also, and a phone line to that modem. How TV signals are distributed to multiple sets, I have no idea. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 01:14 AM (aDwsi) Apparently uses a receiver per TV for $8/mo. I think the Uverse DSL modem handles all the functionality. All data probably comes in on same fiber optic tech, but the modem filters things so that the tv data is sent to the receiver while internet runs at subscribed speed.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 09:34 PM (ioT3q)

651 Well, looks like I scared off MAx right good. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:34 PM (HVI5a)

652 Can't find my phone charger, but I just had the damn thing while I was sitting out back...coiled up with my earbuds. Where the hell did I put it? Not beside the bourbon (first place I looked). BTW, I recently found "milk" - a music app that bows Pandora out of the water. Posted by: shredded chi at May 10, 2014 01:30 AM (uOtWx) Aluminum foil rolled up tightly and put in the charger and outlet works in a pinch. Kidding kidding kidding!!!

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:34 PM (QeH9j)

653 >>>Rescue? From a submarine? Under water. Good luck with that. ------------- If this sub's rockin', don't come a knockin'.

Posted by: Aquaman at May 09, 2014 09:35 PM (NcT4J)

654 Only shape that can't be manipulated into the manhole. ASSuME'ng the guy is smart enough not to use a cover of smaller diameter than the hole ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 09, 2014 09:35 PM (yBC4q)

655 I'd love to stick around and discuss the finer points of food-based erotica, but it's time for me to hit the fart sack. G'nite, jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2014 09:35 PM (AHzA7)

656 Goodnight ITC!! Thanks for the interest in my 'zine. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:36 PM (HVI5a)

657 My favorite question I was ever asked in a job interview is, "Why is a manhole cover circular?")) Because they will slow down Godzilla's attack. You gotta know he's horny after his big sleep.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 09:36 PM (75hfB)

658 652 I assume that Uverse TV requires a modem also, and a phone line to that modem. How TV signals are distributed to multiple sets, I have no idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 01:14 AM (aDwsi)

Apparently uses a receiver per TV for $8/mo. I think the Uverse DSL modem handles all the functionality.

All data probably comes in on same fiber optic tech, but the modem filters things so that the tv data is sent to the receiver while internet runs at subscribed speed.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2014 01:34 AM (ioT3q)


It's fiber to the node, but comes into the house on twisted-pair.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 09:37 PM (T1005)

659 'Night ITC

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:38 PM (QeH9j)

660 **Worst questions to be asked in a job interview** - "Why is a manhole cover round?" - "What's your worst quality on the job?" - "Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? If so, why? If not, why not?" - "Do you think I'm sexy?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:40 PM (HVI5a)

661 Farmer! How are you? Did I ever send you my email addy? You were going to tell me a Virginia story... Posted by: shredded chi Doing well. Shoot me an email, it's below in my nick. I'm off to bed, have to work tomorrow.

Posted by: The Farmer at May 09, 2014 09:43 PM (eBupg)

662 Actual questions I've heard in a interviews:


How well do you handle stress?


Why do I even need accounting, anyway? (That company was shuttered six months later when they ran out of money).



How would you handle an underperforming employee?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 09:43 PM (T1005)

663 "Players will decode complex clues sent by the digital cryptologist to discover the location of the submarine and rescue the high profile prisoner." Rescue? From a submarine? Under water. Good luck with that. Posted by: mojo at May 10, 2014 01:32 AM (AIC5Z) Pfft. I dare anyone to decrypt this with out the "key": 19 9 14 21 208 5 3 2 5 7 9 14 14 9 14 7 11 7 15 4 13 3 18-5 1 20 5 4 25 20 8 5 3 8 5 1 22 5 14 19 15 1 14 4 3 20 8 5 11

Posted by: The Cryptographic Hat at May 09, 2014 09:44 PM (K1sEu)

664 649 Dendritic: correctamundo. But like I said, this obnoxious lefty wasn't about to let facts get in the way of his furious online hatefap. He went off, said of course Repubs are against raising min wage, because if they had their way they'd be using slave labor. I lost it. Besides what I wrote above, I said that Democrats were in 1865 and will always be the party of slavery, because look at how they treat AAs who don't tow the line to their plantation, i.e. Clarence Thomas and Condi Rice. I also said he was just another "tolerant" lib who'd happily march everyone who disagrees with him into a concentration camp, and I think I also called him a Stalinist to boot. Yeah, I was on fire. Literally. Burning flesh. Right there. Ow. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 01:32 AM (HVI5a) |sniff| That was beautiful man. I kept running into Facebook friends all pushing for raising the minimum wage, and everyone one of them had someone posting reasons why it won't work with all kinds of documentation. All the libs then responded how mean we were. Fuck em. They don't understand the franchise concept, they don't understand how small business operates, they are all like the economics professor in Back to School who has no idea how the real world operates. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVDGmjz7eM

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 09, 2014 09:44 PM (HxSXm)

665 Gawd I fucking hate the obamas. Stossel has a capitalist entrepeneur on who opened pizzarias and also have a campaign to put more veggies into kids diets. Of course Chewbacca had to make an appearance since her policies suck ass.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:44 PM (QeH9j)

Posted by: The Cryptographic Hat at May 09, 2014 09:44 PM (K1sEu)

667 Mr Hat to the barrel... Mr. hat to the barrel.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:45 PM (QeH9j)

668 Not an interview question but just as annoying. During yearly review. Where do you want to be in 5 years. Is there a question one can ask that will garner fewer lies?

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 09:45 PM (75hfB)

669 1) The left really is mentally ill. I know Ace or others may say that they say that about us, and while it is a possibility they are right, I feel that most of us do not show the denial of reality and cognitive dissonance they do. 2) The root of their belief is narcissism. They believe what they do in order to feel good about themselves and superior to those that do not agree with them. 3) The unhinged reaction to those that dare disagree with them is an example of narcissistic rage. 4) We understand them better than they do! 5) Because they believe themselves to be the most holy of the holy, it is ok for them to to "lynch" us however they see fit.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at May 09, 2014 09:45 PM (GQPBy)

670 Ya, I knowÂ… barrel. Still I dare anyone to decrypt this: 19 9 14 21 208 5 3 2 5 7 9 14 14 9 14 7 11 7 15 4 13 3 18-5 1 20 5 4 25 20 8 5 3 8 5 1 22 5 14 19 15 1 14 4 3 20 8 5 11

Posted by: The Cryptographic Hat at May 09, 2014 09:45 PM (K1sEu)

671 "What's your worst quality on the job?"
"What could you most improve?"
"What do you think is your biggest weakness?"

I HATE any and all variations of the above question(s).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2014 09:45 PM (WtVhX)

672 Ashley: thank you too!!! Oops, looks like someone left an italics tag open.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:46 PM (HVI5a)

673 Posted by: The Cryptographic Hat at May 10, 2014 01:45 AM (K1sEu)

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the SUCK MY COCK.

Cute.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2014 09:48 PM (WtVhX)

674 **Worst questions to be asked in a job interview** I for one loath the "Whut's yer weakness" question. And yes, I dodge that like a mofo. Loath it. Despise it like wimmen folk hate spiders. Spit and grin like men hate people poking their chests. Not.a.fan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 09:49 PM (JmGFJ)

675

Where do I want to be in 5 years?

I want to be king of the planet, bathe daily in vanilla pudding, and have sex with my all female harem while I hear the lamentations of their leftist women.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at May 09, 2014 09:51 PM (GQPBy)

676 How would you handle an underperforming employee? Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 01:43 AM (T1005) Umm Bye?

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:53 PM (QeH9j)

677 Posted by: The Cryptographic Hat at May 10, 2014 01:45 AM (K1sEu) SUCK MY COCK. Cute. Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 01:48 AM (WtVhX) You haven't even paid for dinner yetÂ…

Posted by: The Cryptographic Hat at May 09, 2014 09:54 PM (K1sEu)

678 "How would you handle an underperforming employee?" "STOP JUDGING ME!!!!!!1!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:54 PM (HVI5a)

679 I lost it. Besides what I wrote above, I said that Democrats were in 1865 and will always be the party of slavery, because look at how they treat AAs who don't tow the line to their plantation, i.e. Clarence Thomas and Condi Rice. I also said he was just another "tolerant" lib who'd happily march everyone who disagrees with him into a concentration camp, and I think I also called him a Stalinist to boot.

Yeah, I was on fire. Literally. Burning flesh. Right there. Ow. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 01:32 AM (HVI5a)



See, thats how you do it. The best way to deal with them is find their weak spot, stick a knife in it, and shit in the wound. Since I'm in story mode...


I was at yet another party on night, and my other guitar player at the time is like to the right of Attila the Hun. He hates the left with the heat of a 1000 suns. At that time Gibson came out with this smart wood series. which was guitars made from "managed growth" forests, basically meaning not usual guitar wood, but tree hugger approved wood that in a sane world might have been best used for making crates or picnic benches. There was a dude there that was ranting about the "wonderful " smart wood, and save the forests, and guitars don't need to be made out of old growth wood, and we should be playing them, etc. My terror twin looks at him and says "fuck that shit, I only play guitars that I know 2 entire villages were wiped the fuck out to get the wood to build them". I still laugh when I think of that. Twist the knife, and shit in the wound.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2014 09:55 PM (FMbng)

680

How would you handle an underperforming employee?

I would pelt them with live, rabid, squirrels until they performed better or died of rabies.

 

Or I would fire them....using actual fire...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at May 09, 2014 09:56 PM (GQPBy)

681 Berserker: exactamundo. Thanks. Your friend wouldn't happen to be Ted Nugent, would he? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 09:56 PM (HVI5a)

682 "How would you handle an underperforming employee?" Most performances these days are so over the top it's ridiculous! I'd say he/she is a keeper...

Posted by: Adriane ... at May 09, 2014 09:58 PM (yBC4q)

683 Where do I want to be in 5 years? I want to be king of the planet, bathe daily in vanilla pudding, and have sex with my all female haremwhile Ihear the lamentations of their leftist women. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale Ugg, yes, that's the other one. "Where do I want to be in 5 years? Well, frankly, sitting in your flattened-out chair. Behind your cherry desk. That one, you do nothing to earn. That wide, broad, hardwood desk that small natives died for, you evil, imperialist fuck. Yes, that one. Rest assured, I'd be a much better steward of your expense account, that desk, and your privilege to ask interviewees stupid, asinine questions that you should now regret.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 09:58 PM (JmGFJ)

684 676 **Worst questions to be asked in a job interview**

I for one loath the "Whut's yer weakness" question.

And yes, I dodge that like a mofo.

Loath it. Despise it like wimmen folk hate spiders. Spit and grin like men hate people poking their chests.

Not.a.fan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2014 01:49 AM (JmGFJ)



If I'm feeling particularly arrogant, I'll answer with the truth -- I've got a touch of OCD to where I'll allow a project to not entirely consume me.....but to take big bites.


True story -- one time, the BH and I were on vacation in Puerto Rico and were having dinner in a nice restaurant in Ponce. I had been driving all day, so I wanted to wash up -- and on the way to the men's room, there was this pay phone....and with the three-hour time difference, the company where I was essentially a GM would still be open. So I grab the phone, punch in the calling-card code and phone number, and ask for the guy I left holding the fort.



When he got on the line, I asked how things were going, and he told me that he was facing a "line-down" situation because certain critical parts hadn't shown up on time. I immediately started rejiggering the production activities of the place based on what was on hand....and was just about done with it 40 minutes later when the BH showed up and grabbed me by the ear.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 09:58 PM (T1005)

685 Heh, cthu. Admire the dedication, though that probably didn't make BH happy.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 10:01 PM (ioT3q)

686 The only time I've been fired. Was the day I put my 2week notice in at a gas station and the boss said you are done. I kinda get why he did it. I was17 and carried a truckers wallet with all the days cash which exceeded $3K most days.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 10:01 PM (75hfB)

687 Berserker: exactamundo. Thanks.
Your friend wouldn't happen to be Ted Nugent, would he? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 10, 2014 01:56 AM (HVI5a)



If he had his money he would be. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2014 10:04 PM (FMbng)

688 678 How would you handle an underperforming employee?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 01:43 AM (T1005)


Umm

Bye?

Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2014 01:53 AM (QeH9j)



Here's the thing about that question -- anyone who thinks it has one answer and that they know it is horribly misinformed. When you're managing actual flesh-and-blood people, your own skills are like a toolkit -- and the more versatile the tools you can apply, the better your results are likely to be.



Some underperforming people need inspired, others need a good dose of fear, a few will need a pep-talk, many will need training, others are batshit-crazy and just need to be far, far away when they detonate.



The question makes just as much sense as saying "what tool do you use to fix a car?"

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:05 PM (T1005)

689 646 My favorite question I was ever asked in a job interview is, "Why is a manhole cover circular?" Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 01:28 AM (WtVhX) Because Big Disc paid off the manhole manufacturer. Posted by: IllTemperedCur Correct! Big Disk is behind many otherwise inexplicable sinister phenomena in modern society. Why are wheels circular? Because Big Disk wants a monopoly on transportation. Why does the moon appear to be round? Big Disk sky propaganda. Why can't you win at Roulette? Because Big Disk rigged the game. Why are camera lenses round? Big Disk is spying on you. Along with Big Fabric, Big Oil and Big Business, Big Disk is part of the Tetrarch of Power.

Posted by: zombie at May 09, 2014 10:07 PM (mizYg)

690 687 Heh, cthu. Admire the dedication, though that probably didn't make BH happy.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2014 02:01 AM (ioT3q)



She still brings it up.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:07 PM (T1005)

691 Posted by: The Cryptographic Hat at May 10, 2014 01:54 AM (K1sEu)

I'll bet you've been waiting to use that response since the moment you decided to post the cipher.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2014 10:08 PM (WtVhX)

692 That wide, broad, hardwood desk that small natives died for, you evil, imperialist fuck. Yes, that one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2014 01:58 AM (JmGFJ)



I only write on desks that 2 entire villages were wiped the fuck out to get the wood to make it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2014 10:09 PM (FMbng)

693 Why does the moon appear to be round? Big Disk sky propaganda. Why does the moon appear to not be round throughout the month?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 10:09 PM (ioT3q)

694 691 646 My favorite question I was ever asked in a job interview is, "Why is a manhole cover circular?"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 01:28 AM (WtVhX)

Because Big Disc paid off the manhole manufacturer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Correct!

Big Disk is behind many otherwise inexplicable sinister phenomena in modern society.

Why are wheels circular? Because Big Disk wants a monopoly on transportation.

Why does the moon appear to be round?

Big Disk sky propaganda.

Why can't you win at Roulette?

Because Big Disk rigged the game.

Why are camera lenses round?

Big Disk is spying on you.

Along with Big Fabric, Big Oil and Big Business, Big Disk is part of the Tetrarch of Power.

Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2014 02:07 AM (mizYg)


I...was....born....to be square!!! ***sobs***

Posted by: The Frisbee at May 09, 2014 10:09 PM (T1005)

695 The question makes just as much sense as saying "what tool do you use to fix a car?"))) Might want to change the example since for 90% the tool is money.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 10:09 PM (75hfB)

696

Why is a manhole cover circular?

Would it be bad to respond, " because a f*ckwit like you tried to make it square and failed?"

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at May 09, 2014 10:11 PM (GQPBy)

697 Why does the moon appear to not be round throughout the month? Posted by: ConservativeMonster It's psyops. They want you to feel a sense of completion and fullness when the disk finally appears. It's a way of making the populace feel comforted by the Sign of the Disk. By making it a rare but predictable phenomena, they give it cultural value.

Posted by: zombie at May 09, 2014 10:11 PM (mizYg)

698 697 The question makes just as much sense as saying "what tool do you use to fix a car?")))

Might want to change the example since for 90% the tool is money.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 10, 2014 02:09 AM (75hfB)



Yeah, that's what you get when 80% of the population can't change a tire. Fortunately, the number is somewhat different among the Horde.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:12 PM (T1005)

699 Posted by: Dendritic at May 10, 2014 02:01 AM (75hfB)

You put in your notice.  That's "quitting", whether or not they keep you for the two weeks.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2014 10:12 PM (WtVhX)

700 Why is a manhole cover circular?

SO the goatse guy would have a goal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 09, 2014 10:12 PM (0AKks)

701 She still brings it up. Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 02:07 AM (T1005) She would! This is clearly a wiring difference between men and women. I could see myself doing the same - there's a problem that needs fixing, dangit!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 10:12 PM (ioT3q)

702 I...was....born....to be square!!! ***sobs*** It's hip to be square ...

Posted by: Huey, Louie, and Newsy ... at May 09, 2014 10:13 PM (yBC4q)

703 Do you believe in love?

Posted by: Huey Lewis 1982 4ever!!!!! at May 09, 2014 10:13 PM (HVI5a)

704 I'm takin' what they're givin' 'cuz I'm workin' for a livin'

Posted by: Huey Lewis 1982 4ever!!!!! at May 09, 2014 10:14 PM (HVI5a)

705

My terror twin looks at him and says "fuck that shit, I only play guitars that I know 2 entire villages were wiped the fuck out to get the wood to build them". I still laugh when I think of that. Twist the knife, and shit in the wound.

 

Thanks, just spewed beer alover the laptop.  lmfao.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2014 10:14 PM (HGQ6+)

706 Yeah, that's what you get when 80% of the population can't change a tire. When the tire is ready, the changer will appear ...

Posted by: Caine the Auto Mechanic ... at May 09, 2014 10:14 PM (yBC4q)

707 701 Posted by: Dendritic at May 10, 2014 02:01 AM (75hfB)

You put in your notice. That's "quitting", whether or not they keep you for the two weeks.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 02:12 AM (WtVhX)



It's a double-edged sword. As an employer, if it becomes well-known that you immediately sack people who give notice, then nobody will give notice anymore.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:14 PM (T1005)

708 Posted by: zombie at May 10, 2014 02:11 AM (mizYg) I love you in a totally non-awkward way. Don't stop writing.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 09, 2014 10:15 PM (ioT3q)

709 I killed Bill Graham.

Posted by: Huey Lewis circa 1991 at May 09, 2014 10:15 PM (WtVhX)

710 Here's the thing about that question -- anyone who thinks it has one answer and that they know it is horribly misinformed. When you're managing actual flesh-and-blood people, your own skills are like a toolkit -- and the more versatile the tools you can apply, the better your results are likely to be. Some underperforming people need inspired, others need a good dose of fear, a few will need a pep-talk, many will need training, others are batshit-crazy and just need to be far, far away when they detonate. The question makes just as much sense as saying "what tool do you use to fix a car?" Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 02:05 AM (T1005) My reasoning for answering curt like that is I have an employee that I have given every opportunity to right what's wrong and he still hasn't done ANYTHING. The REALLY fucked up thing is I have to go through HR to make sure he's not in the 'protected class.'

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 10:16 PM (QeH9j)

711 You are not a true moron until you change a tire while in the gore point of a heavily trafficked freeway. At least that is what the I was told by some guys unable to stiffle their laughter.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at May 09, 2014 10:16 PM (GQPBy)

712 Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 02:14 AM (T1005)

Many companies will not keep you after you give notice.  You become an instant security risk in some situations.  It's still quitting, not being fired.

Posted by: Huey Lewis circa 1991 at May 09, 2014 10:17 PM (WtVhX)

713 You put in your notice. That's "quitting", whether or not they keep you for the two weeks))) I know it's splitting hairs but it pissed me off that he told me to walk so I guess I'm still bitter.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 10:17 PM (75hfB)

714 Damn sock.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2014 10:17 PM (WtVhX)

715 708 Yeah, that's what you get when 80% of the population can't change a tire.

When the tire is ready, the changer will appear ...

Posted by: Caine the Auto Mechanic ... at May 10, 2014 02:14 AM (yBC4q)



Ah, yes -- the old zen hotdog vendor.....



Guy walks up to a hot dog vendor wearing a saffron robe and says, "make me one with everything." After receiving his dog, he hands over a twenty-dollar bill, which the vendor pockets.


Customer says, "hey, your sign says the dogs are $5 and I gave you a twenty! Where's my change?" Vendor replies: "Change must come from within."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:19 PM (T1005)

716 688 The only time I've been fired. Was the day I put my 2week notice in at a gas station and the boss said you are done. I kinda get why he did it. I was17 and carried a truckers wallet with all the days cash which exceeded $3K most days. Posted by: Dendritic at May 10, 2014 02:01 AM (75hfB) Got fired once. I was the #3 guy in a company, the owner died, and the #2 decided he wanted to consolidate power. He did, and I was out, for 6 months. The owner's family finally went to the executors and said that the guy did all of that to try to devalue the company so that he could buy it on the cheap and they wanted him out. The executors hired me back, and my first duty back was to fire him. He never saw it happening until he walked into the lawyers' conference room and I was sitting in there with the family.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 09, 2014 10:19 PM (HxSXm)

717 714 Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 02:14 AM (T1005)

Many companies will not keep you after you give notice. You become an instant security risk in some situations. It's still quitting, not being fired.

Posted by: Huey Lewis circa 1991 at May 10, 2014 02:17 AM (WtVhX)



Around here, it's very common to escort you off the premises and immediately shut down access....but it's also common to pay you for the two weeks and have debriefing sessions during that time.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:22 PM (T1005)

718 Shit, changing a  tire is easy.  the only time I was  a scardy was changing a slit rim.  Made kiddlit stand far away.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2014 10:23 PM (HGQ6+)

719 718 Having value sometimes gets rewarded.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 10:23 PM (75hfB)

720 Ack, beer googles, split rim.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2014 10:24 PM (HGQ6+)

721 720 Shit, changing a tire is easy. the only time I was a scardy was changing a slit rim. Made kiddlit stand far away.

Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2014 02:23 AM (HGQ6+)



It is frightening to discover how many people do not know that there are only four designated places to put a jack under a modern car.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:25 PM (T1005)

722 Roses are red, Zen hot dog vendors, sneaky, $15 for bread, dawg, and mustard, and a financial answer that's cheeky ... Good Night, all ... Better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane... at May 09, 2014 10:27 PM (yBC4q)

723 They won't do well in the mad max world cthulhu.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2014 10:27 PM (HGQ6+)

724 The only time I found changing a tire somewhat challenging was the time I had to do it on a steep incline.  Even then, it was the same rote procedure, just with more gravity considerations.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2014 10:27 PM (WtVhX)

725 It is frightening to discover how many people do not know that there are only four designated places to put a jack under a modern car. 1 eye'd, 2 eye'd, or wild ?

Posted by: Adriane... at May 09, 2014 10:29 PM (yBC4q)

726

You really don't understand just how fast 65 MPH+ is until you are standing still while changing a tire.

You immediately realize that if someone veers towards you, death is imminent unless you are Superman.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at May 09, 2014 10:31 PM (MkW52)

727

653 Nah I was just out- thx for the tip I'll send it on

They're searching high and low to find people to fire now so they won't have to pay unemployment- everyone's scared to work and the people who have been supervisors for ten years are out on the floor again completely lost

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 10:32 PM (b7yum)

728 Decrypt this: 4 2 9 15 20 29 10 15 19 20 17 13 10 23 29 11 10 17 25 5 25 3 28 9 21 23 13 11 5 25 2 30

Posted by: The Cryptographic Hat at May 09, 2014 10:33 PM (K1sEu)

729 726 The only time I found changing a tire somewhat challenging was the time I had to do it on a steep incline. Even then, it was the same rote procedure, just with more gravity considerations.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 10, 2014 02:27 AM (WtVhX)



I just changed the BH's inner fender liner -- she'd snagged it on something and tore a chunk off. This involved jacking the car waaaaaaaay up and spending a bunch of time in the wheelwell....which I am very, very, very cautious about (not particularly wanting to drop a car on my head). Did it on my sloped driveway -- chocked two wheels, had contingency plans -- was probably still safer than your having to make-do with field expedients.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:33 PM (T1005)

730 Shit, changing a tire is easy. the only time I was a scardy was changing a slit rim. Made kiddlit stand far away.))) Yes split rims are dangerous. .http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQbKCd3ezrA

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 10:35 PM (75hfB)

731 Sons of Guns is a tv show which has somehow succeeded in making automatic weapons boring

Posted by: MAx at May 09, 2014 10:36 PM (b7yum)

732 Why are camera lenses round? Big Disk is spying on you. Posted by: zombie Wheel in the sky Keeps on turnin'~

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 10:38 PM (JmGFJ)

733 727 It is frightening to discover how many people do not know that there are only four designated places to put a jack under a modern car.

1 eye'd, 2 eye'd, or wild ?

Posted by: Adriane... at May 10, 2014 02:29 AM (yBC4q)



In case you ever need to know, all four are between the wheels. If you look under the car, you will find that there are two "thick spots" on each side. You're only supposed to lift the car on the thick spots.


In other words, the bottom of the car should look like O -_-----------_- O where the O's are where your tires are. You have to be really close to the ground to see the spots, but you're only supposed to lift the car from where the underscores are -- and IRL they're only a couple of inches across.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 10:39 PM (T1005)

734 732 broken link Try this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uQbKCd3ezrA

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 10:40 PM (75hfB)

735 Farmer, Pops doing good? Posted by: RWC at May 10, 2014 01:10 AM (QeH9j) Yes he is. He's from strong stock but just worry about him. Loosing your spouse after being together for 63 years must be tough. Give me a holler if you have time. My email is in my sig. All this Mother's Day stuff is really bumming me out.

Posted by: The Farmer at May 09, 2014 10:42 PM (eBupg)

736 Posted by: The Farmer at May 10, 2014 02:42 AM I can't be the only one that would read a blog by someone going by the nom de plume The Farmer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 10:44 PM (JmGFJ)

737 Decrypt this:

4 2 9 15 20 29 10 15 19 20 17 13 10 23 29 11 10 17 25 5 25 3 28 9 21 23 13 11 5 25 2 30

It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 09, 2014 10:44 PM (0AKks)

738 A hammer and a nail cost $1.10, and the hammer costs one dollar more than the nail. How much does the nail cost?

****

Can't touch this!


Posted by: M.C. Hammer at May 09, 2014 10:48 PM (HFSaY)

739 Farmer My dad lost my Mom last year. It sucks on many levels. I miss Mom but what can I do to help dad. I stop by more but is that enough.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 10:49 PM (75hfB)

740 736 Yikes.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2014 10:51 PM (HGQ6+)

741 Well, calling it a night folks. Happy weekend to everyone, and thanks again for the support about the FB situation, as well as the great chat overall as usual. :-)

Posted by: Huey Lewis 1982 4ever!!!!! at May 09, 2014 10:56 PM (HVI5a)

742 oops... Huey 1982 is me. Sock off. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 09, 2014 10:56 PM (HVI5a)

743 736 Yikes. If you search split rim accidents that video is fairly tame. Life can be nasty.

Posted by: Dendritic at May 09, 2014 10:58 PM (75hfB)

744  #736 #742,

There is an animated GIF floating about that shows a guy striking a large truck tire with a tire iron, only to have it pop and blow his shirt off right over his head in the blink of an eye.

It's worth finding.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 09, 2014 10:59 PM (WtVhX)

745 Â…hrmmm

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 09, 2014 11:08 PM (K1sEu)

746 Huey lives right down the road from me.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 11:10 PM (NfTqE)

747 474 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi)


c

Posted by: schizoid at May 09, 2014 11:10 PM (rxzie)

748 749 474
You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph
to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you
drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi)
c

Posted by: schizoid at May 10, 2014 03:10 AM (rxzie)



The funny thing is that this is demonstrated every semester when term papers/projects come due.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 11:14 PM (T1005)

749 You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi) Nous le système international ou autre!

Posted by: Le Comité du Système Metetric at May 09, 2014 11:17 PM (K1sEu)

750 Posted by: The Farmer at May 10, 2014 02:42 AM I can't be the only one that would read a blog by someone going by the nom de plume The Farmer. Posted by: weft cut-loop I don't have any stinking blog. WTF are you talking about? But could you kindly splain what is a weft cut loop? My nom de plume stems from the fact I farmed our family farm for 32 yrs. Wife and I took care of my Grandma who was able to live on the homestead until she was 102. Farm was sold a couple of years after her death, but to the core I'm still a farmer. Just puzzled by your post.

Posted by: The Farmer at May 09, 2014 11:26 PM (eBupg)

751 It looks like the designated hike du jour will be the "big loop" at Sanborn -- up the Sanborn trail until it intersects with the San Andreas, and down the San Andreas until it hits the Sanborn.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 11:29 PM (T1005)

752 I keep hoping that some of the local morons might take an interest in our hikes and elect to join us. We do at least one pretty much every weekend -- and it may not work out on the first attempt to coordinate....or the third.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 11:41 PM (T1005)

753 Heh. I was born at 3:41 pm.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2014 11:42 PM (T1005)

754 I don't have any stinking blog. WTF are you talking about? But could you kindly splain what is a weft cut loop? My nom de plume stems from the fact I farmed our family farm for 32 yrs. Wife and I took care of my Grandma who was able to live on the homestead until she was 102. Farm was sold a couple of years after her death, but to the core I'm still a farmer. Just puzzled by your post. Posted by: The Farmer Err Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot.. I've live in the city for most of my life. Not a statement of defiance or anything like that. Nothing I hold here can be held as a challenge. Some here in the suburbs are genuinely interested in life outside the metropolis. Not out of insult or Picayune. It's not a challenge if you are reading my comments. It can't be.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 11:44 PM (JmGFJ)

755 Dear NSA, can you decrypt þis? 4 2 9 15 20 29 10 15 19 20 17 13 10 23 29 11 10 17 25 5 25 3 28 9 21 23 13 11 5 25 2 30

Posted by: Þe Political Hat at May 09, 2014 11:46 PM (K1sEu)

756 No. Please decipher.

Posted by: NSA at May 09, 2014 11:56 PM (HGQ6+)

757 Hat, no number of confederates will make a quorum.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 09, 2014 11:57 PM (JmGFJ)

758

Pretty slow tonight.  I hate watching reruns.

Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2014 12:02 AM (HGQ6+)

759 749 474
You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph
to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you
drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi)
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Posted by: schizoid at May 10, 2014 03:10 AM (rxzie)



@760 it isn't really slow....but you missed the fast parts.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:04 AM (T1005)

760 Pretty slow tonight. I hate watching reruns. Posted by: Infidel how about OFA trolls?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2014 12:05 AM (JmGFJ)

761 lol.

Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2014 12:06 AM (HGQ6+)

762 Everytime I refresh I want pizza.

Posted by: Infidel at May 10, 2014 12:07 AM (HGQ6+)

763 749 474
You are driving up a hill. It is 1/2 mile to the top. You average 30mph
to the crest. It is another 1/2mile to the bottom. How fast must you
drive in order to average 60 mph for the entire trip?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2014 12:08 AM (aDwsi)
c

Posted by: schizoid at May 10, 2014 03:10 AM (rxzie)


I was wrong. Average speed is 30 mph even though the entire trip takes 1 min.

Posted by: schizoid at May 10, 2014 12:07 AM (rxzie)

764 I was wrong. Average speed is 30 mph even though the entire trip takes 1 min. Posted by: schizoid at May 10, 2014 04:07 AM (rxzie) African or European swallow?

Posted by: The Authorian Hat at May 10, 2014 12:10 AM (K1sEu)

765 Anyone else here?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 10, 2014 12:12 AM (K1sEu)

766 Heh

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2014 12:13 AM (JmGFJ)

767 767 Anyone else here?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 10, 2014 04:12 AM (K1sEu)




Define "here".....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:14 AM (T1005)

768 Define "here"..... Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 04:14 AM (T1005) HmmmÂ… "here" as in present in reality vs. "here" as in present in my mind?

Posted by: Pseudoranom Voice in the Political Hat's mind at May 10, 2014 12:17 AM (K1sEu)

769 Lollipops, Sunshine And rrrRRRrrr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgnHjmiWX9I

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 ~ です at May 10, 2014 12:19 AM (K1sEu)

770 Farmer, I'm not your enemy. It actually wounds me to think that's true. Yea, shit happens and life always a disappointment. I'm not your enemy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2014 12:19 AM (JmGFJ)

771 770 Define "here".....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 04:14 AM (T1005)

HmmmÂ…

"here" as in present in reality vs. "here" as in present in my mind?

Posted by: Pseudoranom Voice in the Political Hat's mind at May 10, 2014 04:17 AM (K1sEu)



It is difficult, when we keep seeing "I am Hat; I contain multitudes!"

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:24 AM (T1005)

772 772 Farmer,

I'm not your enemy. It actually wounds me to think that's true.

Yea, shit happens and life always a disappointment.
I'm not your enemy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2014 04:19 AM (JmGFJ)



I think Farmer's sacked.....and I also think he was going "WTF?" rather than ascribing anything to actual malice.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:26 AM (T1005)

773 It is difficult, when we keep seeing "I am Hat; I contain multitudes!" Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 04:24 AM (T1005) Are you all just figments of my imagination, or am I figment of yours? Or perhapsÂ… Multiverse!!1!

Posted by: The Nth Dimensional Hat at May 10, 2014 12:29 AM (K1sEu)

774 In case you ever need to know, all four are between the wheels. If you look under the car, you will find that there are two "thick spots" on each side. You're only supposed to lift the car on the thick spots.
In other words, the bottom of the car should look like O -_-----------_- O where the O's are where your tires are. You have to be really close to the ground to see the spots, but you're only supposed to lift the car from where the underscores are -- and IRL they're only a couple of inches across.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 02:39 AM (T1005)


In other words, modern cars are so flimsy-built that you can only jack them on the hard points provided. Real cars have frames under them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2014 12:29 AM (TKUw7)

775 Hey fellers

Posted by: MAx at May 10, 2014 12:35 AM (b7yum)

776 775 It is difficult, when we keep seeing "I am Hat; I contain multitudes!"

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 04:24 AM (T1005)

Are you all just figments of my imagination, or am I figment of yours?

Or perhapsÂ… Multiverse!!1!

Posted by: The Nth Dimensional Hat at May 10, 2014 04:29 AM (K1sEu)



Or, perhaps, there is forbidden knowledge you were not meant to know....

Posted by: The Eldritch Chapeau at May 10, 2014 12:38 AM (T1005)

777 776 In case you ever need to know, all four are between
the wheels. If you look under the car, you will find that there are two
"thick spots" on each side. You're only supposed to lift the car on the
thick spots.
In other words, the bottom of the car should look like O
-_-----------_- O where the O's are where your tires are. You have to
be really close to the ground to see the spots, but you're only supposed
to lift the car from where the underscores are -- and IRL they're only a
couple of inches across.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 02:39 AM (T1005)

In other words, modern cars are so flimsy-built that you can only jack them on the hard points provided. Real cars have frames under them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2014 04:29 AM (TKUw7)




Well, yeah -- granted.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)

778 Hey, I just found a funny ass BBC show: Rough Science. 'Reality show' of scientists stranded on remote islands. Worse than Mythbusters show. We should all shun and spit upon it!!! Because, because! bit.ly/1kUJCJN

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2014 12:41 AM (JmGFJ)

779 It's tough to be a shopkeeper -- http://tinyurl.com/2pabn3

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 12:49 AM (T1005)

780 Or, perhaps, there is forbidden knowledge you were not meant to know.... Posted by: The Eldritch Chapeau at May 10, 2014 04:38 AM (T1005) The anti-life equation is old hatÂ…

Posted by: The Anti-Hat at May 10, 2014 12:50 AM (K1sEu)

781 It's tough to be a shopkeeper -- Posted by: cthulhu But that's jute contrived.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2014 12:52 AM (JmGFJ)

782 782 Or, perhaps, there is forbidden knowledge you were not meant to know....

Posted by: The Eldritch Chapeau at May 10, 2014 04:38 AM (T1005)

The anti-life equation is old hatÂ… Posted by: The Anti-Hat at May 10, 2014 04:50 AM (K1sEu) Hide posts from (K1sEu)



Is it anti-life when mechanisms become more organic? http://tinyurl.com/3ntnlgx

Posted by: The Steam Turban at May 10, 2014 01:00 AM (T1005)

783 Farmer, It's unusual for men to lose wives first, it's usually the other way around. You should visit your father & see if he wants to talk about Mothers Day. Mine passed in July 2011 but it was a blessing because she had been in a nursing home with Alzheimer's for six years. I lost my mother, in reality in 2003 or 2004 to that fuckity fuckity fuckity disease then. I borrowed GGE's fuckity words.

Posted by: Carol at May 10, 2014 01:00 AM (gjOCp)

784 When the #2 godson became enamored of an animal guessing game, I thought back to this -- http://tinyurl.com/dnmf4l -- and impressed "It's a duck!" into his worldview.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 01:06 AM (T1005)

785 Why didn't an airbag type of Jack never take off? It would be infinitely safer and easier to use?

Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2014 01:08 AM (TETYm)

786 Hello Cthulhu, I'm getting pissed off because I keep waking up at 4 am! How are you?

Posted by: Carol at May 10, 2014 01:10 AM (gjOCp)

787 787 Someone puts it under an exhaust pipe, it pops, the car falls down and crushes someone

Posted by: MAx at May 10, 2014 01:11 AM (b7yum)

788 I am currently not preparing a powerpoint on diagnosing OBD2 P0117 DTC's for a job interview on Monday

Posted by: MAx at May 10, 2014 01:12 AM (b7yum)

789 When the #2 godson became enamored of an animal guessing game, I thought back to this -- http://tinyurl.com/dnmf4l -- and impressed "It's a duck!" into his worldview. Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 05:06 AM (T1005) "Species" is just a social construct!

Posted by: Critical Avian Studies Graduate Student at May 10, 2014 01:12 AM (K1sEu)

790 790 WITH lesson plans

Posted by: MAx at May 10, 2014 01:14 AM (b7yum)

791 MAx, Is there a reason why you aren't preparing PowerPoint presentation for interview? I think we are only ones up.

Posted by: Carol at May 10, 2014 01:18 AM (gjOCp)

792 788 Hello Cthulhu,
I'm getting pissed off because I keep waking up at 4 am!

How are you? Posted by: Carol at May 10, 2014 05:10 AM (gjOCp) Hide posts from (gjOCp)




I am in a very weird space because I was on the phone to another moron last night for an extended conversation.....so extended that we were still talking when the fiancee's alarm went off for her to get ready for work. So I'm tired, punchy, half-sleepy, irresponsible, got clearance beer, excited, and pleased (it was a good discussion), but worried (about a serious subject), and busted (by the BH). Of course, this is overlaid on my usual personality, which is sort of peculiar in the first place.




I saw you talking to chemjeff earlier. I really hope this shot is going to provide some lasting relief for you. When will you be able to assess how well it went?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 01:19 AM (T1005)

793 787 Why didn't an airbag type of Jack never take off? It would be infinitely safer and easier to use? Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2014 05:08 AM (TETYm) Hide posts from (TETYm)



Well, among other things, everything besides the designated jack points is a crumple zone. If you slapped an airbag under the car and inflated it, half your "controlled deformation" protection could be compromised.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 01:26 AM (T1005)

794 Cthulhu, I have to stop doing things that aggravate it, as in holding this iPad Air for most people, but to me it weighs about 40 pounds. I threw a 30 page magazine at my old orthopedic doctor because I tried reading it by holding it in my hands. He told me it probably weighed 30 lbs. to me & I am weak & frail & have to get used to it. I'm using iPad on kitchen table on stand. I am not using it any other way. Was moron you were talking to my friend? If so I am worried about him & send me an email. I'm in Boston area & can't think of anything to help. I was going to email you, but fell asleep during night, as usual.

Posted by: Carol at May 10, 2014 01:33 AM (gjOCp)

795 Night all. Here is "Evig Vandrar" by Kvelertak: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltpvCX5lZrU

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 10, 2014 01:37 AM (K1sEu)

796 796 Cthulhu,
I have to stop doing things that aggravate it, as in holding this iPad Air for most people, but to me it weighs about 40 pounds.

I threw a 30 page magazine at my old orthopedic doctor because I tried reading it by holding it in my hands. He told me it probably weighed 30 lbs. to me & I am weak & frail & have to get used to it.

I'm using iPad on kitchen table on stand. I am not using it any other way.

Was moron you were talking to my friend? If so I am worried about him & send me an email. I'm in Boston area & can't think of anything to help.
I was going to email you, but fell asleep during night, as usual. Posted by: Carol at May 10, 2014 05:33 AM (gjOCp) Hide posts from (gjOCp)



Carol, it is almost completely useless for you to ask if the moron I was talking to is your friend -- you have so many friends here that the question confuses more than clarifies. I believe that the moron in question is a friend of yours, for what's that is worth.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 01:45 AM (T1005)

797 Good Night The Political Hat. I don't know where you are, but I am in Massachusetts & it is 5:48 am here. It's supposed to be warm but with chance of showers most of today. I have 6 roses to plant, but plan to plant tomorrow. It's supposed to be in mid 70s Sunday here. They established roses need fertilizer. Some have yellow leaves.

Posted by: Carol at May 10, 2014 01:54 AM (gjOCp)

798 Carol -- your email has been busy.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 10, 2014 02:04 AM (T1005)

799 5am on a Saturday morning. No one else is awake and I have nothing to do.

Boredom sets in.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at May 10, 2014 02:08 AM (nkPV9)

800 Cthulhu, Thank you!

Posted by: Carol at May 10, 2014 02:22 AM (gjOCp)

801 Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2014 03:02 AM (Ua6T/)

802 It's six o'clock on a Saturday morning, and I took a sleeping aid last night. Why am I awake? Were you guys being loud in here again? What have I told you about that?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 10, 2014 03:05 AM (oMKp3)

803 Sorry, Grammie. We'll try to keep it down next time.

Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 10, 2014 03:08 AM (IVgIK)

804 805 Sorry, Grammie. We'll try to keep it down next time. That's all I'm askin'.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 10, 2014 03:12 AM (oMKp3)

805 I am sitting out on the deck at my new-old patio dining set. It was my mom's that she bought in 1969. I paid almost 900 bucks to have it sandblasted, spot welded, new feet cushions, and powder coated a dark grey color. I talked to three or four different places before having a small town shop that mostly does farm equipment do it. It looks new and I think I got a bargain considering the care they took in doing it. I hope it lasts another 45 years.

Posted by: Lester at May 10, 2014 03:46 AM (2UPXV)

806 I got the math question instantly. Must be the flu.

Posted by: SarahW at May 10, 2014 04:50 AM (Lbv/k)

807 Best and Worst pick-up lines and they missed this one?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9Ox2k88nU

The only question should be whether it's a Best or Worst.......

Posted by: GWB at May 10, 2014 05:50 AM (4zdFI)

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