March 21, 2014

Pennsylvania Attorney General Kane Threatens to Sue People If They Continue Reporting That She Dropped Prosecutions of Democrats Caught Taking Bribes
— Ace

First of all, the background:

The Pennsylvania Attorney General's Office ran an undercover sting operation over three years that captured leading Philadelphia Democrats, including four members of the city's state House delegation, on tape accepting money, The Inquirer has learned.

Yet no one was charged with a crime.

Prosecutors began the sting in 2010 when Republican Tom Corbett was attorney general. After Democrat Kathleen G. Kane took office in 2013, she shut it down.

In a statement to The Inquirer on Friday, Kane called the investigation poorly conceived, badly managed, and tainted by racism, saying it had targeted African Americans.

...

Before Kane ended the investigation, sources familiar with the inquiry said, prosecutors amassed 400 hours of audio and videotape that documented at least four city Democrats taking payments in cash or money orders, and in one case a $2,000 Tiffany bracelet.

Typically, the payments made at any one time were relatively modest - ranging from $500 to $2,000 - but most of those involved accepted multiple payments, people familiar with the investigation said. In some cases, the payments were offered in exchange for votes or contracts, they said.

Sources with knowledge of the sting said the investigation made financial pitches to both Republicans and Democrats, but only Democrats accepted the payments.

...

Sources with knowledge of the sting said Ali approached a wide range of officials, from both parties, black and white. In time, the sources said, Ali didn't even have to reach out to elected officials. They called him.

Tyron B. Ali was a lobbyist who'd been caught in a $430,000 fraud case. Apparently prosecutors recruited him to wear a wire for this investigation. He was connected to the political culture of west Philadelphia, because that's where he'd operated before. That, rather than race, accounts for who he did or didn't contact. (And, apparently, elected officials were calling him, anyway.)

Given this explosive slam-dunk corruption case, Kane chooses to disappear it, and issues a single quote when asked about it: that the case is "nothing more than the Good Ol' Boys club playing political games to discredit me in order to fulfill their own selfish and improper agenda."

And now, via the Ungrateful Loaf of Bread, she seems to be threatening the free press in an effort to cover up her cover up.

During the meeting, Sprague [Kane's new lawyer] suggested that The Inquirer may have been used by the sources of its stories – “wittingly or unwittingly” as a “weapon” to attack Kane to defend themselves from potential charges of wrongdoing in the management of the probe.

“I intend to look at the investigation from the very beginning to the conclusion of it, and in terms of what has been published, by this paper and others, to take appropriate action on behalf of the attorney general against those responsible for the defamatory and the false publications that have been made,” Sprague said.

Incredible. Incredible.


Posted by: Ace at 07:16 AM | Comments (473)
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1 I'm ready!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 21, 2014 07:17 AM (GjPnA)

2 If you like you freedom of the press, you can keep your freedom of the press.

Posted by: fluffy, period at March 21, 2014 07:18 AM (Ua6T/)

3 So much Dem corruption in so many places... literally can take your breath away. Can't wait to see this covered in the NYT, Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC... *chirp-chirp*

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 21, 2014 07:18 AM (kbOju)

4 Kane:  The Power of the state compels      you.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 07:18 AM (eoeps)

5 Democrats have been getting away with this shit for the last 6-7 years, why stop when ya got a good thing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:19 AM (t3UFN)

6 Criticize Democrats at your own risk. Meanwhile, Slate goes in depth into female orgasm. Kathleen Kane needs to read this; it might help. http://bit.ly/1oFfF3g

Posted by: MTF at March 21, 2014 07:20 AM (F58x4)

7 I think the only higher authority that might make Kane quake in her heels would be SMOD.

The ego, the hubris, the lawlessness of this staggers the mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:20 AM (rh481)

8 Don't trigger her.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 21, 2014 07:21 AM (pgQxn)

9 Odds this will go nowhere?


I hope that she and the others get nailed to the wall, but I can't help the feeling that Holder will step in to cry racism.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 07:21 AM (GQ8sn)

10 Bitch of it is - she'd win.  It'll stop being reported.  Then, it never happened.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 07:21 AM (fwARV)

11 If you want to know what DemonRats are up to, look to what they are accusing Republicans of. The Party of Corruption suffixes "D".

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 07:22 AM (xWW96)

12 Sounds like she's making it known that she has what it takes to serve as a high-level DoJ appointee in either the Lightworker's administration or a future Cankles administration.

Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 21, 2014 07:22 AM (TTPQv)

13 EC Kane claimed racism.  So Eric the Holder is already in that corner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:22 AM (rh481)

14 in a totally unexpected development, fascists are fascist.

film at 11.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2014 07:23 AM (q+fqH)

15 Good morning, Ace. And, happy TGIF.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 07:23 AM (IXrOn)

16
Pennsylvania Attorney General Kane Threatens to Sue People If They Continue Reporting That She Dropped Prosecutions of Democrats Caught Taking Bribes



Gee.   Why am I not surprised     the   Dem  AG   is a    frigging    woman?    No doubt she's a   pretentious,   self-absorbed,   egotistical vaginalogue, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:23 AM (4df7R)

17 You are in big trouble Mr. Ace.

Posted by: AG Kane at March 21, 2014 07:23 AM (V70Uh)

18 I have the high misfortune of knowing Kathleen Kane. I am, hmmm, how to put this, less than impressed with her erudition and skill set. Shall we say.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 07:23 AM (VtjlW)

19 Bossy bitch.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:24 AM (x3YFz)

20 My people.

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 21, 2014 07:24 AM (Aif/5)

21 Response: Discovery will be fun, huh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 07:24 AM (659DL)

22 ..."at least four city Democrats taking payments in cash or money orders, and in one case a $2,000 Tiffany bracelet.

Typically, the payments made at any one time were relatively modest - ranging from $500 to $2,000 - but most of those involved accepted multiple payments, people familiar with the investigation said. In some cases, the payments were offered in exchange for votes or contracts, they said."

 

 

So....it was redistribution of wealth? Where's that money now? 

 

 

 

Posted by: wytshus at March 21, 2014 07:25 AM (DErq5)

23 Ungrateful Loaf of Bread I hope you're getting a commission. hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 07:25 AM (IXrOn)

24 AlextheChick, in other words she is the perfect party apparatchik yellow lackey dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:25 AM (rh481)

25 Nice printing press you have here. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2014 07:25 AM (l3vZN)

26 I am, hmmm, how to put this, less than impressed with her erudition and skill set. Shall we say.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (VtjlW)



Is it possible you've told stories about her in the past, my queen? 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:25 AM (4df7R)

27

The problem is we keep electing lawyers  to these  Attorney General positions. 

 

 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 07:26 AM (TOk1P)

28 You had me at vaginalogue.

Posted by: Guido at March 21, 2014 07:26 AM (15qFH)

29 That sounds pretty bossy to me.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 07:26 AM (1EJ2w)

30 The problem is we keep electing lawyers to these Attorney General positions.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 11:26 AM (TOk1P)



I nominate   AtC for AG!    Because that   would   kick. ASS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:26 AM (4df7R)

31 BurtTC its worse than that.  People with law degrees who can't make a dime in private practice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:26 AM (rh481)

32 Response: Discovery will be fun, huh? Brb. Popping popcorn.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 07:26 AM (CRyse)

33 Gee. Why am I not surprised the Dem AG is a frigging woman? No doubt she's a pretentious, self-absorbed, egotistical vaginalogue, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:23 AM (4df7R)

 

Bossy too.

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2014 07:27 AM (LI48c)

34 I'm guilty, I skimmed through it. What in the hell could she charge the press with? The truth is the truth, isn't it? Or am I as a white male keeping the brothers/sisters down?

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 21, 2014 07:27 AM (HVff2)

35 Ah gotcher vagina log riche heah........

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 07:27 AM (xWW96)

36 “I intend to look at the investigation from the very beginning to the conclusion of it, and in terms of what has been published, by this paper and others, to take appropriate action on behalf of the attorney general against those responsible for the defamatory and the false publications that have been made,” Sprague said.



Bossy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:27 AM (4df7R)

37 Insert Insty's column about our criminal justice system being a joke here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 07:27 AM (0HooB)

38 Note so incredible when you put it into context.

Kane is a democrat hack -- she has done many things to attack her predecessor as AG (the current governor), including trying to tie Sandusky to Corbet by claiming that Corbet personally slowed the investigation.

It is believed by many of us that she also is behind the lawsuit that convinced a judge that it was legal to require a photo id to drive, cash a check, open a bank account, buy certain over the counter medications, get onto an airplane, enter certain state govt buildings etc., but it was unconstitutional to have to prove your identify to vote.

Recall also that it was Philadelphia were no state action was taken on the thugs of color intimidating voters as well as other voting shenanigans have occurred.

Posted by: Mark E at March 21, 2014 07:27 AM (w5RwR)

39 If Obama had a female AG, she'd look just like this.

Posted by: mc at March 21, 2014 07:27 AM (lrfmC)

40 We're going to need more bullets.

Posted by: King Henry VI, Shakespeare, act 2 scene 4 at March 21, 2014 07:28 AM (x3YFz)

41
I AM the League of Shadows!

Posted by: Kane at March 21, 2014 07:28 AM (FrfNj)

42 In last weeks podcast, I believe it was CAC, opined that Pennsylvania can be flipped.  This may be wedge issue which may make a difference.

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 21, 2014 07:28 AM (l7HsE)

43 responsible for the defamatory and the false
publications that have been made



Is there such a thing as a false publication?   Shouldn't it be "false accusations that have been   published?"   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:29 AM (4df7R)

44 Chicago learned everything it knows from Philadelphia, and that's where she made her bones.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 07:29 AM (RD7QR)

45 Apparently, at some point, we the People gave our government the right to do whatever they want to do to us.

Posted by: Pastorius at March 21, 2014 07:29 AM (gMAUH)

46 Is there such a thing as a false publication? Have you looked at Time lately?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 07:29 AM (659DL)

47 Could someone please explain to me why a state Attorney General needs a lawyer?

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at March 21, 2014 07:29 AM (48v2z)

48 Is there such a thing as a false publication? Shouldn't it be "false accusations that have been published?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (4df7R)

 

"False" = "Damaging to Democrats"

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 07:30 AM (DrWcr)

49 Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya. Google her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:30 AM (t3UFN)

50

42 -

 

Pennsylvania  SHOULD  be flipped.  Turn over the dirt, and let  the worms start voting.  They can't do any worse. 

 

At some point people need to stop expecting Ohio and Pennsylvania to  save them.  It's  a losing  proposition. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 07:30 AM (TOk1P)

51 We'll just send the Gestapo out to have a talk wit these guys...


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2014 07:30 AM (Z7PrM)

52 >> Good morning, Ace. And, happy TGIF. Thank you, 'ette. and Good morning and TGIF to you as well.

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2014 07:31 AM (/FnUH)

53 democrats are corrupt from the get go and it is more than skin deep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:31 AM (t3UFN)

54 I think Kane and her slightly smarter lawyer are trying to navigate around that 'absence of malice' protection of the press by claiming defamatory and false. 

Of course I just have common sense and no law degree so what do I know?  Except politicians caught in doing something wrong will try to weasel and cajoloe and browbeat to escape the steel jaws of the trap they stepped in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:31 AM (rh481)

55 I bet she could use a good toe lickin...

Posted by: footfetishist at March 21, 2014 07:32 AM (HN4m+)

56 Is there such a thing as a false publication? Shouldn't it be "false accusations that have been published?" Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:29 AM (4df7R) I gave up correcting journalists years ago. The tripe they publish that makes it past the "editors" belies not just a failure to grasp communication (which I'm certain their worthless BA's are in) but an inability to put a thought to text. Simply put: today's reporters can't write for shit and are dumbasses.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:32 AM (x3YFz)

57 Three things really need to change in American law.... or we are done IMO... 1. The idea of Sovereign Immunity does not work with the idea of a Republic. Even the Government cannot be above the Law.... the people MUST have the ability to sue. 2. We must readdress the idea of standing, as it pertains to Constitutional Issues... ANYONE should be able to sue, as weakening the Constitution (for those of us who have sworn to defend it) puts our immortal soul and Honor in Jeopardy.... which is damaging to us (even if only mentally). 3. We must get Prosecutorial Discretion back to its intended place... where it was used to decide if they had enough evidence, NOT used to ignore laws that an AG does not like. Without these three changes... the idea that we have the Rule of Law, is done (IMO).

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2014 07:32 AM (84gbM)

58 Those bribes were small potatoes anyway. 

Posted by: Jesse Jackson, Jr. at March 21, 2014 07:32 AM (K2XO3)

59 I'm appalled that an Attorney General would use her office as a political tool to help her friends and hurt her enemies.

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 21, 2014 07:33 AM (pJ9S7)

60

Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya.

bet she's putin out.

Posted by: mc at March 21, 2014 07:33 AM (lrfmC)

61
"False" = "Damaging to Democrats"

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (DrWcr)



Oh,    I know.   It just seems like an awkward wording.  A publication can't be false,   unless it's something that's been written about in fiction   and doesn't actually exist,  like "The Daily Planet."    A publication is a physical thing.   The    facts   and statements WITHIN the publication may be false, but that's different.



I know I'm being pedantic, but    this    Sprague   ass is a lawyer for a lawyer.    Maybe pick your words better,   wiseacre.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:33 AM (4df7R)

62 Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya. 1. Pedant--you know where you sinned there, right? 2. I...err...shouldn't she be cheerleading or something?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 07:33 AM (659DL)

63 Kathleen Kane is a Clintonite. She won in 2012 because Bill Clinton cmae to campaign for her.

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 07:33 AM (GSIDW)

64 Interesting. Moe Lane over at RedState links back to The Ungrateful Loaf of Bread, too. http://tinyurl.com/q7lp69u Gabe getting hotlinkied today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 07:33 AM (IXrOn)

65 “I intend to look at the investigation from the very beginning to the conclusion of it, and in terms of what has been published, by this paper and others, to take appropriate action on behalf of the attorney general against those responsible for the defamatory and the false publications that have been made,” Sprague said. Translation: She can't name any specific falsehoods because she isn't aware of any. But you better stop telling the truth or she'll try to find some minor inconsistency and claim libel.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 21, 2014 07:34 AM (SY2Kh)

66 Wait a second. Kane? I think I may know her, too. Did she used to go by the stage name of 'Candy'?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 07:34 AM (g4TxM)

67 I'd like to violate her human rights.

Posted by: Hon. Wm Jefferson McHorndog at March 21, 2014 07:34 AM (48v2z)

68 to be clear, the reporter should have attended a "-sic" tag

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:34 AM (x3YFz)

69 Hey Washington Nearsider, going to have your B-17G completed by the time this rolls around?

http://www.ipmsusa2014.com/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:34 AM (rh481)

70

Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya.

 

Google her.

 

 

Does she possess huge tracts of land?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 07:34 AM (BAS5M)

71

I do not know Pennsylvania politics, so I am speculating, but I suspect this will not end well for this AG.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 21, 2014 07:34 AM (hLRSq)

72 She's just following the "Holder Protocol" - enforce only the laws you agree with. In this case, she only agrees with laws against corruption when it's Republicans.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2014 07:34 AM (bc77d)

73

In last weeks podcast, I believe it was CAC, opined that Pennsylvania can be flipped. This may be wedge issue which may make a difference.

 

--

 

The actions of this AG indicate that even if the voters of the state flip, the vote counting will not.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 07:35 AM (eoeps)

74 I know I'm being pedantic, but this Sprague ass is a lawyer for a lawyer. Maybe pick your words better, wiseacre.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (4df7R)

 

I agree with you.  Sprague's statement was sloppy.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 07:35 AM (DrWcr)

75 Does she possess huge tracts of land? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:34 AM (BAS5M) No but what she has appears to be choice Grade A

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:35 AM (t3UFN)

76 49 Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya.

Google her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN)


Whoa, she can investigate me anytime she wants...

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 07:35 AM (RD7QR)

77 Gabe getting hotlinkied today. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (IXrOn) is that statement gay or racist? /reviews PC guide

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:35 AM (x3YFz)

78 Forget it Jake, it's Philadelphiatown.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2014 07:35 AM (g1DWB)

79 49Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya.

Google her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

 

 

Hubba hubba, to bad she plays for the other team or I'd invite her over to look at my art collection.

Posted by: Gmac at March 21, 2014 07:35 AM (4pjhs)

80 This story triggers my rage response.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 07:36 AM (7ObY1)

81 America is corrupt. And getting more corrupt. Expect more of this in the future.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 07:36 AM (ZPrif)

82 to bad she plays for the other team or I'd invite her over to look at my art collection. Posted by: Gmac at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (4pjhs) With obama in the White House, how do you define "the other team"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:36 AM (t3UFN)

83 In unrelated news, Philadelphia state representatives search internet shopping sites for large capacity freezers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (g4TxM)

84 Whoa, she can investigate me anytime she wants... Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (RD7QR) I approve!

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (x3YFz)

85

Google her.

 

Best. Advice. Evah!

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (JtwS4)

86 Pennslyvania's own American Hustle come to life.  MOAR popcorn!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (BAS5M)

87 America is corrupt. And getting more corrupt. Expect more of this in the future. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:36 AM (ZPrif) We have a future?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (t3UFN)

88 Natalia Poklonskaya Kind of got a young Helen Hunt thing goin' on in some of the pics.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (7ObY1)

89 Howcome the bitch don't have two last names? That's usually how they roll.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (Q8vlx)

90 81 America is corrupt. And getting more corrupt.
Expect more of this in the future.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:36 AM (ZPrif)


When one side gets a free pass from the supposed watchdogs then they will just keep getting more and more brazen about it.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 07:38 AM (RD7QR)

91 Anna - Maybe... I doubt it, but maybe.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 07:38 AM (fwARV)

92 Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 21, 2014 11:18 AM (kbOju)

This is a LOCAL news story.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:38 AM (LSDdO)

93 When there's no future How can there be sin We're the flowers in the dustbin We're the poison in your human machine We're the future, your future No future, no future, No future for you No future, no future, No future for me

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 07:38 AM (7ObY1)

94 92 Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 21, 2014 11:18 AM (kbOju) This is a LOCAL news story. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:38 AM (LSDdO) not no more it ain't.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:39 AM (x3YFz)

95 Pennsylvania ain't flipping. I always feel sorry for people that still look at Pennsylvania with any kind of hope.

Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 07:39 AM (hHFOx)

96

Natalia Poklonskaya

 

She can revise my briefs any time.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 07:39 AM (DrWcr)

97 Natalia Poklonskaya - the REAL reason Putin wants Crimea

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 07:39 AM (GSIDW)

98 Pennsylvania? Nerver heard of it. Charlie Gibson

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 21, 2014 07:39 AM (Q8vlx)

99 Wouldn't Gabe be more of a quinoa salad?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 07:39 AM (DL2i+)

100 Washington  Nearsider, I have faith in you.  Though transporting it will be a challenge.  At least no flying with it.

"No I don't want this box put in the cargo hold"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:40 AM (rh481)

101 Her name sounds familiar. Was she the one who started TFG Troof Squad around '08?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 07:40 AM (0HooB)

102 Google her.


Is googling a woman in the handbook?

Posted by: Guido at March 21, 2014 07:40 AM (15qFH)

103 95 Pennsylvania ain't flipping. I always feel sorry for people that still look at Pennsylvania with any kind of hope.

Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (hHFOx)


Yeah. It's always on the verge of flipping and always goes D.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 07:40 AM (RD7QR)

104 Her name is Kane.


That's just one letter away from Bane.



Coincidence?



...Yeah probably, but whatevs.     EVIL!!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:40 AM (4df7R)

105

Natalia Poklonskaya

 

Ukraine girls  really knock me out

 

They  leave the West behind.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 07:40 AM (BAS5M)

106 As a card carrying member of the APS, today, I am happy.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:41 AM (x3YFz)

107 to be clear, the reporter should have attended a "-sic" tag -hic tag.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 07:41 AM (CRyse)

108 While I generally don't hold journalists in any particular regard, threatening them with lawsuits has a tendency to boomerang. Think Streisand Effect.
The media will lock steps to prevent their own from being held liable for reporting stuff, because they understand that they might get gored by the ox next.

Posted by: Penfold at March 21, 2014 07:41 AM (Fbt5B)

109 David Lee Roth needs a new version of California Girls to be instead about Crimea Girls?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:41 AM (rh481)

110 Gabe getting hotlinkied today. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 11:33 AM (IXrOn) is that statement gay or racist? /reviews PC guide Bossy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 07:42 AM (CRyse)

111 She's not backing down. She tweets a lot about the case. https://twitter.com/PaAttorneyGen AG Kathleen G. Kane ‏@PaAttorneyGen Taxpayers are true victims of Philly lawmakers' case: Kathleen G. Kane | @PennLive Op-Ed http://fb.me/34SceiJll She says the case was bullshit cause racism.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 07:42 AM (ZPrif)

112 Ukraine girls really knock me out

They leave the West behind.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (BAS5M)



Until the cigarettes and vodka catch up with them in middle age.   They either age very well, or   turn into  hag-faced crones.   There doesn't seem to be much middle ground.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:42 AM (4df7R)

113 Just a heads up.

Wearing a West Philly High jacket is enough, in most cases, to have people intimidated by you.

Posted by: Andrew Beckett at March 21, 2014 07:42 AM (e8kgV)

114

Pennsylvania Attorney General Kane Threatens to Sue People If They Continue Reporting That She Dropped Prosecutions of Democrats Caught Taking Bribes

 

Pretty bossy of her.





Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2014 07:43 AM (zF6Iw)

115 It's Kaaaane!

Posted by: Bah Gawd at March 21, 2014 07:43 AM (ZPrif)

116 Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:39 AM (x3YFz)

That was in reference to the response of the MSM when they didn't cover the Gosnell trial (nasty abortion Doc), they said "it was a local news story".

So I was pointing out what will be said if someone complains they don't mention this on the news.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:43 AM (LSDdO)

117 She's not backing down.
She tweets a lot about the case.
https://twitter.com/PaAttorneyGen



Um, if she's in the process of suing over all of this,     isn't it   in her best interest to keep her   trap shut?    Instead of, y'know,   blabbing about it on the Twitters using her official account?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:43 AM (4df7R)

118 Ace, it's not "incredible." "Incredible" means "beyond belief."

We are well through the looking glass.

Things I fully expect to see in the next three years:

Churches will have their tax-exempt status revoked for not performing gay weddings.

In the federal government (including the military), promotions based on anything other than seniority will be banned.

GPS/tracking devices a la the "Progressive Snapshot" (oh, the irony) will be required on all personal vehicles (not "required," but those who refuse to install them will be taxed heavily).


And that's just a few.


Posted by: Tinfoil Hat or maybe not at March 21, 2014 07:43 AM (vgIRn)

119 Crimean AG - eh. Blonde. Cute, but not high-grade hittable. (Blondes are low on the preference chart anyhoo. Bad experience in college...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 07:43 AM (naUcP)

120 whoa...I'd like to 'Poklonskaya' Natalia.

Posted by: Guido at March 21, 2014 07:43 AM (15qFH)

121 79 Hubba hubba, to bad she plays for the other team or I'd invite her over to look at my art collection.


Posted by: Gmac at March 21, 2014 11:35 AM (4pjhs)


Nationality ain't nothin' but a line on a map.

Posted by: Zombie John F. Kennedy at March 21, 2014 07:43 AM (o1CfD)

122 Man I'd like to file her reports. No seriously, they seem like they would be good reports.

Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 07:44 AM (hHFOx)

123 Ukraine girls really knock me out  They leave the West behind. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (BAS5M) ---------- Count, you should see the gals here in Poland, holy pierogies! Hawt. And when the sun is out like it was today, even hawter. Im gonna cry now.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 21, 2014 07:44 AM (HN4m+)

124 Don't get her IRISH up!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:44 AM (LSDdO)

125 She says the case was bullshit cause racism. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 11:42 AM (ZPrif) LOL... best part about liberals is that once they're off the leash, it's a hoot. Ever seen someone about to do something really stupid and you don't stop them because you just know it's going to be hilarious? This is that.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:44 AM (x3YFz)

126 Excuse me but on the thing about the 400 hours worth of video and audio on expensive gifts and money changing hands. Can we at least ask the criminals for the tax payer money back Ms. Kane, pretty please or shall we just avert our eyes and consider those transactions as some sort of well meaning political contributions?

Posted by: Drider at March 21, 2014 07:45 AM (/VmYa)

127 Crimean AG - eh. Blonde. Cute, but not high-grade hittable. (Blondes are low on the preference chart anyhoo. Bad experience in college...) Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (naUcP) Ever "Known" a Russian girl "Biblically"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:45 AM (t3UFN)

128 AG Kathleen G. Kane ‏@PaAttorneyGen also defends her dropping of the case by saying that Holder and the Feds reviewed the case and also thought it was racist and should be dropped. Ok, then.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 07:45 AM (ZPrif)

129 I'm shocked that the Stinquirer printed this stuff. I'm not shocked that the newly-elected Dem AG is taking after her Federal counterparts' blatant ignorance of the law and intimidation tactics. The GOP holds both stae houses and the governorship, if they had balls they'd impeach and remove her tomorrow.

If they had balls. The state GOP cowers from each and every ludicrous accusation of racism that the Philly pols throw at them.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 21, 2014 07:45 AM (YmPwQ)

130 Pennsylvania ain't flipping. I always feel sorry for people that still look at Pennsylvania with any kind of hope. Penn will never flip unless the Feds go hammer and tong after voter fraud in the Blue States. That would probably require new voter laws with strong penalties. Not. Gonna. Happen.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2014 07:45 AM (0cMkb)

131 She says the case was bullshit cause racism.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe

 

So anyone who was black was "coerced" into taking a bribe because of their skin color?  The dumbing down of America continues at breakneck speed.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 07:45 AM (G+Wff)

132 Uh oh. You said boys club. You know what that means.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2014 07:46 AM (Oy09x)

133 Natalia Poklonskaya? Oh yes, I would Google her good and hard.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at March 21, 2014 07:46 AM (2oU2+)

134

127: "Ever "Known" a Russian girl "Biblically"?"

 

Yup. And a Ukrainian to boot.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 07:46 AM (v6cwT)

135 OT, but excuse me:   how can   you make a film about Noah and the Flood, and not once mention God?


http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movie/noah/review/689450

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:46 AM (4df7R)

136 A. Were there cases being built on those being investigated for taking bribes?

B. Did she stop those cases from going forward?

C. What part of A or B is incorrect Ma'am?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:46 AM (LSDdO)

137 PA has one really big problem: It's called Philidelphia

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:46 AM (t3UFN)

138 So Kane is UN(Able) to prosecute ? Somebody ask her how she stands on voter ID laws . Signed Juan Carlos .

Posted by: DrDrill at March 21, 2014 07:47 AM (sOFZs)

139 The best way to make your case is to turn around and use your office to intimidate the press after you demonstrate malfeasance in office.  I think she is looking for a trade up to the IRS.

Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2014 07:47 AM (vBhbc)

140 Everything a lefty says is projection. Here: Yeah, this was done bc racism...yeah...your racism to protect your buddies.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 07:47 AM (LEEQ+)

141 Is there a single black Democrat anywhere in this country who isn't corrupt?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2014 07:47 AM (8Fa5Z)

142 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (4df7R)

You can if you're a soul sucking atheist Hollywood director.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:47 AM (LSDdO)

143 Ever "Known" a Russian girl "Biblically"? Best I encountered was a brunette. English was suspect, but the body language was impeccable...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 07:47 AM (naUcP)

144 The Dems run Pittsburgh as well as Philly .

Posted by: DrDrill at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (sOFZs)

145 Natalia Poklonskaya and Cake Girl.

Ok, I'll be back later. Or tomorrow. Maybe Monday.

Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (hHFOx)

146 The dumbing down of America continues at breakneck speed. Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 11:45 AM (G+Wff) A friend of mine, and girl who works for my wife (I got her the job) has a son. He's been suspended from school for talking about guns. Like... playing with plastic guns. This shit isn't funny any more.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (x3YFz)

147 America the Banana Republic gets bananaier every day.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (0cMkb)

148 (Blondes are low on the preference chart anyhoo. Bad experience in college...)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 11:43 AM (naUcP)


Brunettes are just sizzling. Some of the Hispanic chicks out here in AZ are just crazy hot and they know how to package. Wait is that the wife?

*switches to screensaver*

Posted by: Guido at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (15qFH)

149 Is there a single black     Democrat anywhere in this country who isn't corrupt?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (8Fa5Z)



FIFY

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (4df7R)

150 Yup. And a Ukrainian to boot. Most Ukrainians I've known would cut a bitch for getting called "Russian".

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (naUcP)

151 122 Ukraine girls really knock me out 

They leave the West behind.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (BAS5M)

----------
Count, you should see the gals here in Poland, holy pierogies! Hawt. And when the sun is out like it was today, even hawter. Im gonna cry now.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 21, 2014 11:44 AM (HN4m+)


Oooh yeah. More hawt blondes in Poland than anywhere outside of Russia itself.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (RD7QR)

152 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (8Fa5Z)

Whoa, whoa there hoss.

You mean Democrat POLITICIAN don't you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:48 AM (LSDdO)

153 and tainted by racism Well, of course it was. *eyeroll*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 21, 2014 07:49 AM (dFOie)

154 What would sink Kathleen Kane and this mess would be for one of the politicians to have a press conference.

And at that press conference to demand that the AG bring forward these baseless charges so they can then exonerate their name in a court of law.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 07:50 AM (rh481)

155

143: "Best I encountered was a brunette.

English was suspect, but the body language was impeccable..."

 

I knew a brunette one as well. Definately the hawt. But batshit psycho stalker crazy as well.

 

But I still remember Mina fondly.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 07:50 AM (f6ZLT)

156 Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (x3YFz)

It's for the Children.

Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 07:50 AM (hHFOx)

157 You can if you're a soul sucking atheist Hollywood director.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 11:47 AM (LSDdO)



Right?   Because the only reason you would choose to make a film about Noah and the Flood would be to make a film   about the Biblical   story.      The only reason you use   Noah's story and divorce it from    God   is so you can   shock people into   swallowing your bullshit environmentalist message   like it's   (literally)   gospel.



If you wanted to make a film about a massive, world-ending flood that doesn't include the Biblical elements related to Noah then you   make    "Waterworld."  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:51 AM (4df7R)

158

tainted by racism

 

Racism, my taint!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 07:51 AM (DrWcr)

159 You know those   gorgeous     Russian and Polish blondes have scandi    forebears, correct?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 07:51 AM (eoeps)

160 Too distracting from the real story of the JERSEY JAMMMM!!!!

Posted by: Clownf*cker at March 21, 2014 07:51 AM (RQDhf)

161 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (t3UFN)

Actually 3 big problems:

Philadelphia
Harrisburg
Pittsburgh

Actually 4 big problems:

Allentown
Philadelphia
Harrisburg
Pittsburgh


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:51 AM (LSDdO)

162 66 Wait a second. Kane? I think I may know her, too.

Did she used to go by the stage name of 'Candy'?



Sorry Seamus but strippers are much more likely to live up to a code of ethics than a Democrat politician.

Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 21, 2014 07:51 AM (dQbaM)

163 156 Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 11:48 AM (x3YFz) It's for the Children. Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Millennium at March 21, 2014 11:50 AM (hHFOx) I want to buy him a t-shirt that says "I'm sometimes at a loss for words. I'm never at a loss for ammunition."

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:52 AM (x3YFz)

164 A friend of mine, and girl who works for my wife (I got her the job) has a son.

He's been suspended from school for talking about guns. Like... playing with plastic guns.

This shit isn't funny any more.

Posted by: tangonine

 

 

I keep reading about stories just like your friend's son.  A 5 year old was suspended for making like a gun with his fingers and saying "bang, bang".  I personally would love to bitch slap whoever is making these asinine decisions.  Oh yes and they vote too.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 07:52 AM (G+Wff)

165

Kane's in over her head as she has been since she walked in to the AG's office.  She's a Democrat party hack who was recruited to run and is being told what to do. 

 

The idea that the Inquirer would be used in a story like this is just laughable.  Kane's from a small town and obviously doesn't show shit about how big city newspapers operate.  She should take Mark Twain's advice and not pick a  fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.

 

The lead investigator on this case now works for the Philadelphia DA, Seth Williams, who just happens to be a black Democrat. I'm so sure Williams is employing investigators who are racists.

Posted by: rockmom at March 21, 2014 07:53 AM (aBlZ1)

166 What a fine post-Constitutional day.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 21, 2014 07:53 AM (Xhp1L)

167

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 11:40 AM (rh481)

 

Wings are built to be detachable - +1 to HKM for that - so it might be a bit easier if I don't glue the props on.

Still, schedule-wise I'll be pushing it.  I'm also not sure my ego is ready to have my work in the same room as some of those guys.  I'm relatively new to the 'insanely-detailed-way-too-Syria-you-guys modeling' and I don't necessarily to display that newness alongside the years of experience.

 

Irrational, I know, but eh.  I'm human.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 07:53 AM (fwARV)

168 159 You know those gorgeous Russian and Polish blondes have scandi forebears, correct?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (eoeps)


Don't say that to them unless you're wearing a cup and can run fast.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 07:53 AM (RD7QR)

169

150: "Most Ukrainians I've known would cut a bitch for getting called "Russian"."

 

Funny you mention that. We had a house party once where one of the guys brought his Russian gf, and another dude brought a Ukrainian gf.

 

Smack ended up getting talked, and broken bottles got pulled. Russian girl that was starting the shit did end up getting cut. I spent two days cleaning the linoleum.

 

Thereafter I had to institute a strict segregation and scheduling policy for any parties at my house to keep the Russians and Ukrainians as well as the Koreans and Filipinas seperated.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 07:53 AM (Kh+vp)

170 161 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:46 AM (t3UFN)

Actually 3 big problems:

Philadelphia
Harrisburg
Pittsburgh

Actually 4 big problems:

Allentown
Philadelphia
Harrisburg
Pittsburgh


Don't forget Erie and Reading. Scranton, too, birthplace of Slow Joe.



Intercourse and Bird-In-Hand are safely red.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 21, 2014 07:53 AM (YmPwQ)

171 131?
Cheri?

I've maintained for a long time America's collective IQ has dropped 40 or 50 points since the Clinton era. Public school and pop "culture" did it, mostly.

Posted by: backhoe at March 21, 2014 07:53 AM (ULH4o)

172 "America is corrupt. And getting more corrupt. Expect more of this in the future."

Especially as the demographic tidal wave of south of the border Hispanic immigration to the States continues.

Here's a neat but depressing experiment. Go take a look at the Transparency International world map of corruption on TI's web site. Start at the southern border of the U.S. and scroll further south.

With the partial exception of Chile, the entire Hispanophone bloc down there is one enormous toilet bowl of rampant graft and bribery. Our future. Si se puede!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 07:54 AM (noWW6)

173 If you wanted to make a film about a massive, world-ending flood that doesn't include the Biblical elements related to Noah then you make "Waterworld." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (4df7R) My best friend and I were talking movies and he actually said, and I quote: "Costner wasn't all that bad in Waterworld." His screams faded quicker than I'd have guessed as I reached over and closed the passenger side door.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:55 AM (x3YFz)

174 Oh, and I would sure like to know, as a Pennsylvania taxpayer, who is paying the bills for one of the top white-collar defense lawyers in the state to represent Kathleen Kane on this.

Posted by: rockmom at March 21, 2014 07:55 AM (aBlZ1)

175 I remember during the 2012 cycle Chris Matthews was whining/yelling at Ed Rendell that the Dems didn't have enough "walking around money" in Philly to get the black vote out. He was openly chiding the guy for not having enough bribe cash. On TV. That seemed wrong to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2014 07:55 AM (g1DWB)

176 This kind of crap reminds me of German doctors investigating "mysterious" deaths of many of their soldiers at Stalingrad. They died from starvation, but that was not an exceptible cause for their dying. To report the truth was basically a crime. And in America 2014 it is again.

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 07:55 AM (LKJt3)

177 135 157 The radio ads I've heard for Noah all assure us that while there was artistic license taken, the story is true to the Biblical account. Riiiiiight.

Posted by: Mindy at March 21, 2014 07:56 AM (Ew9Pv)

178 From     CBS Philly:   http://cbsloc.al/1oFrK8B



PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Chris Stigall talked to former CBS News Reporter Sharyl Attkisson this morning on Talk Radio 1210 WPHT about the trouble reporters have to deal with while covering politicians and the government, as well as the current state of investigative reporting.



Responding to comments regarding a Phoenix television reporter yesterday who initially claimed that the White House pre-screens questions from reporters, Attkisson said, “I wouldn’t surprised if sometimes there is that level of cooperation with some questions. If I need something answered from the White House and they won’t tell me, I’ll call our White House Correspondent. They’re friendlier with the White House Correspondents in general. So the White House Correspondent may ask Jay Carney or one of his folks about an issue and they will be told ‘ask that at the briefing and we’ll answer it.’ They want to answer it in front of everybody. They do know it’s coming and they’ll call on you. There’s that kind of coordination sometimes. I wouldn’t be shocked if there’s sometimes more coordination. I don’t think it’s everybody on every briefing, every day. I’m pretty sure it’s not. But I think people would be surprised at the level of cooperation reporters have in general with politicians.”



Oh Sharyl, no we wouldn't.    Maybe those on the left would, but us on the right?      Not at all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 07:56 AM (4df7R)

179 I briefly dated a Russian girl.  When she was being a pain, I called her a Cossack.   Good times.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 07:56 AM (eoeps)

180 49 Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya. Google her. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN) Niiice.

Posted by: rickl at March 21, 2014 07:56 AM (zoehZ)

181 tainted by racism Racism, my taint! So not touching that!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 07:57 AM (CRyse)

182 With that tweet, did she just give the taxpayers standing.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 21, 2014 07:57 AM (p/bSX)

183 A pol who shows up with a lawyer should have been thrown out on her ass, with 4 inch type proclaiming the exit the following day on the front page.

Posted by: ejo at March 21, 2014 07:57 AM (GXvSO)

184 Libs on FB are already trying to rewrite history by calling Fred phelps a Neocon. That didn't take long and wasn't easy to predict or anything....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 07:57 AM (ojnk6)

185 The phrase "discovery is a bitch" comes to mind, Ms. Attorney General Ma'am.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 21, 2014 07:57 AM (XO6WW)

186 I keep reading about stories just like your friend's son. A 5 year old was suspended for making like a gun with his fingers andsaying "bang, bang". I personally would love to bitch slap whoever is making these asinine decisions. Oh yes and they vote too. At what point did the school system get divorced from our legal system? How is any action they take against a student who does nothing illegal, legal? At some point, reality must intrude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 07:58 AM (0HooB)

187 "Thereafter I had to institute a strict segregation and scheduling policy for any parties at my house to keep the Russians and Ukrainians as well as the Koreans and Filipinas seperated."

Wait, what?

I am a longtime observer of interethnic clashes here in Commiefornia (an accelerating phenomenon) but I haven't ever run into bad blood between Koreans and Filipinos. Perhaps I'm just not clued in. What is the catalyst?

Nevertheless I can imagine that if those two groups kicked off, the resulting fight would be truly terrific.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 07:58 AM (noWW6)

188 184 Libs on FB are already trying to rewrite history by calling Fred phelps a Neocon. That didn't take long and wasn't easy to predict or anything....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (ojnk6)


Oh fergodsakes. Which aspect of "Democrat who donates to Democrats and disrespects soldiers" is difficult for them?

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 07:58 AM (RD7QR)

189 184 Libs on FB are already trying to rewrite history by calling Fred phelps a Neocon. That didn't take long and wasn't easy to predict or anything.... Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (ojnk6) I'll check that out when I'm jeans around ankles dropping deuce on his grave.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 07:59 AM (x3YFz)

190 Libs on FB are already trying to rewrite history by calling Fred phelps a Neocon. In much the same way that I am Scarlet Johannsen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 07:59 AM (659DL)

191 So precede every mention of Fred Phelps with "Lifelong Democrat andGore Campaign Manager" back at them.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 21, 2014 07:59 AM (XO6WW)

192 177 135 157 The radio ads I've heard for Noah all assure us that while there was artistic license taken, the story is true to the Biblical account. Riiiiiight. *********** albeit, no mention of God. So, the worst of both worlds. the libs will hate it, the religious will hate it, people who hate russel crowe will hate it. I guess for the rest of us, Hermione has an extended nude scene.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 07:59 AM (LEEQ+)

193 Koreans and Filipinos. Perhaps I'm just not clued in. What is the catalyst?

Nevertheless I can imagine that if those two groups kicked off, the resulting fight would be truly terrific.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 11:58 AM (noWW6)

 

Tae Kwon Do vs. Kali?  That would be fuckin' epic!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 08:00 AM (DrWcr)

194 I guess for the rest of us, Hermione has an extended nude scene.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 11:59 AM (LEEQ+)


[Making notes] And about where in the movie is that? Exact time, please.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 08:01 AM (RD7QR)

195 Smack ended up getting talked, and broken bottles got pulled. Russian girl that was starting the shit did end up getting cut. I spent two days cleaning the linoleum.  -------- Azenogoth, Damn bro, i want to attend one of your parties, they must be epic.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 21, 2014 08:01 AM (HN4m+)

196 Wiki shows her pic and she's a possible. Worked for Hillary's campaign. She's a version of Lois Lerner, committed to the program to stomp Republicans however and wherever. Univ of Scranton, Temple Law. Not a brainiac. Just another libtard pol.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 21, 2014 08:01 AM (tmFlQ)

197 it's not "incredible"; it's typical; expected; routine; Par for the Course


that's the f*ckin point here

Posted by: the sound of one hand clapping at March 21, 2014 08:01 AM (omBWL)

198 Posted by: backhoe at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (ULH4o)

whut?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:02 AM (LSDdO)

199 I guess for the rest of us, Hermione has an extended nude scene.

====

I really need to update my Mr. Skin subscription.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 21, 2014 08:02 AM (YmPwQ)

200 184 Libs on FB are already trying to rewrite history by calling Fred phelps a Neocon. That didn't take long and wasn't easy to predict or anything.... Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 11:57 AM (ojnk6) Oh yeah? Point out to them that Phelps was heavily involved in the civil rights movement. He got awards from the NAACP for his legal work in that area. Look it up it's all there. Then watch their heads explode.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2014 08:02 AM (oFCZn)

201 Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya.
Google her.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN)



Wow. As tempted as I am at times to join the Kill All Lawyers caucus, a good look at Miss Natalia there disabuses me of that notion. Now excuse me while I go abuse myself. Repeatedly.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 21, 2014 08:02 AM (W7ffl)

202 the libs will hate it, the religious will hate it, people who hate russel crowe will hate it

Two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at March 21, 2014 08:03 AM (kxSZr)

203 If you wanted to make a film about a massive, world-ending flood that
doesn't include the Biblical elements related to Noah then you make
"Waterworld."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 11:51 AM (4df7R)

 

If it gets out that God is not in Noah, then they will probably wind up hoping and praying for as much success as Waterworld.

 

And then they will scream, "See religious movies don't make money!" while ignoring that they removed all religion from the film.

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2014 08:03 AM (LI48c)

204 If you like being shat on (or not), you can keep being shat on.

Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning... at March 21, 2014 08:03 AM (1Y+hH)

205 196 Wiki shows her pic and she's a possible.

Worked for Hillary's campaign. She's a version of Lois Lerner, committed to the program to stomp Republicans however and wherever.

Univ of Scranton, Temple Law. Not a brainiac. Just another libtard pol.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 21, 2014 12:01 PM (tmFlQ)


Yes, and Joe Biden can tell you about all the geniuses from Scranton.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 08:03 AM (RD7QR)

206 On the subject of secular religion, David P. Goldman wrote a book review.  Very interesting.  Familiar themes:  the greatest sin is failing to recycle and voting for a Republican.

http://tinyurl.com/m6cmt9o

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 21, 2014 08:03 AM (V70Uh)

207 200 As tempting as that is Dack, I've adopted a no arguing with Libs stance. Facts just don't matter and it just gets too frustrating.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 08:04 AM (ojnk6)

208 For heaven's sake,   has Merkel started taking    shots of the   same   stupid juice as our benighted Preezy and the    Secretariat of State?



Merkel says Cold War over as 21st century rules take over

Bloomberg:  http://bloom.bg/1iKASHk



German Chancellor Angela Merkel said sheÂ’s moved on from the Cold War as she upbraided Russia for refusing to play by 21st-century diplomatic rules.


Merkel, the countryÂ’s first chancellor from the former Communist East Germany, speaks Russian and has telephoned with President Vladimir Putin regularly since Russia moved to seize Crimea to urge him to back down.


“Fortunately, I like the rest of us have been able to leave the Cold War behind me,” Merkel told reporters in Brussels today when asked about her view of a renewal of the east-west divide. “I also think that history doesn’t easily repeat itself.” ...



Really, Angela?   You really think that?     REALLY?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:05 AM (4df7R)

209 Black Dems were caught breaking the law. Nothing will come of this. Ask Charlie Rangel.

Posted by: Hamilton at March 21, 2014 08:05 AM (oMYHY)

210 The thought that the Pinky, owned in large part by George Norcross, Godfather of the NJ Democrat Party, is on a racist, sexist witch hunt against Dems is hysterical. Although there was a recent fight where Norcross fired the editor because he didn't find him far left enough and I believe he eventually got his job back. The purchase of the Inky was brokered by Fast Eddie Rendell, known conservative and includes other Dems and even union "shareholders", I believe.

Posted by: BossyBodine at March 21, 2014 08:05 AM (2LJqa)

211 Wow. As tempted as I am at times to join the Kill All Lawyers caucus, a good look at Miss Natalia there disabuses me of that notion. Now excuse me while I go abuse myself. Repeatedly. Yowsa! Methinks Putin just gave up riding bears.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 08:06 AM (0HooB)

212 194 I guess for the rest of us, Hermione has an extended nude scene. Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 11:59 AM (LEEQ+) [Making notes] And about where in the movie is that? Exact time, please. Posted by: joncelli ************ I just want to let you know, you should watch the movie she was in in which her and her rich friends rob the houses of movie stars in LA. you will thank me.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 21, 2014 08:06 AM (LEEQ+)

213

187: "I am a longtime observer of interethnic clashes here in Commiefornia (an accelerating phenomenon) but I haven't ever run into bad blood between Koreans and Filipinos. Perhaps I'm just not clued in. What is the catalyst?"

 

Juicey girls in Korea. The Korean girls tended to be mean spirited and bitchy, as well as plumper. The Filipinas tended to steal their boyfriends and customers. Cat fights ensued.

 

Eventually, the Korean economy picked up enought that the Korean juiceys weren;t making enough money from the GIs, and so they went elsewhere for the most part. Only a few who couldn't make it elsewhere remained. They were replaced by the Russians and Ukrainians. To many a GI's delight.

 

Each ethnic group imagined themselves to be at the top. Arguments on the correctness of the opposing faction's assertion has led to many a... "disagreement".

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 08:06 AM (LJpVo)

214 It's well past the time to make life difficult for the leftists who are employed by the government.  One good place to start is with education, and in the states that are controlled by the GOP, I'd take away tenure, who determines who is hired, what is taught, and any other governing functionality from the public universities.  And if any of the current faculty don't like it, they can leave or lose their jobs.

That's where I'd start, though if it starts with something else, like the EPA or the IRS, I'll be more than happy to start there as well.  Just so long as we don't leave a government institution controlled by these assholes left unchallenged.

We simply can't give these assholes any leeway whatsoever.  We need to bring the hammer down on them now and continue to bring it down on them.

Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 21, 2014 08:07 AM (dQbaM)

215 Washington Nearsider, yes you could look at it that way.  Or look at it as a chance to talk with other modellers, learn some new tricks on building, see what the vendors are offering, and have fun.

I have known a few modellers who have looked at the Gunpla stuff for Gundam then go 'no way can I build to that level!' and just quit.

Also I get that feeling when it comes to letting others look at my writing.  Thoughts of how horrible it all is runs rampant in my mind as I nervously do so.

Some of the model builders are truly OCD scary in detail level.  I stop myself by going, will anyone else see that I have run the rudder cables?  There comes a point where its insane and one has to stop.  And no did not install the rudder cables.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 08:07 AM (rh481)

216 If it gets out that God is not in Noah, then they will probably wind up hoping and praying for as much success as Waterworld.



This is the quote from the Hollywood Reporter review I linked above  (emphasis mine):


"The narrative of the global flood that wiped out almost all earthly life is the original disaster story, one that's embraced by most of the major world religions, which means that conservative and literal-minded elements of all faiths who make it their business to be offended by untraditional renditions of holy texts     will find plenty to fulminate about here. Already banned in some Middle Eastern countries, Noah    will rile some for the complete omission of the name “God” from the dialogue,     others for its numerous dramatic fabrications and still more for its heavy-handed ecological doomsday messages, which unmistakably mark it as a product of its time. But whether you buy these elements or not, this is still an arresting piece of filmmaking that has a shot at capturing a large international audience both for its fantasy-style spectacle and its fresh look at an elemental Bible story most often presented as a kiddie yarn."



I just...   So it's a Bible story, but completely   ignores the   Bible's story.    Okay.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:08 AM (4df7R)

217 Great. My husband just sliced a huge gash into his arm at work. With no insurance. Thanks Obama.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:08 AM (1EJ2w)

218 Ok. This November, let's go to PA and hang out in front of polling places with billy clubs and hand out cash and bracelets to people who vote for Conservatives.

Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2014 08:08 AM (j0wOO)

219 217 Great. My husband just sliced a huge gash into his arm at work. With no insurance. Thanks Obama. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (1EJ2w) Workman's comp should cover it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2014 08:09 AM (oFCZn)

220 Great. My husband just sliced a huge gash into his arm at work. With no insurance. Thanks Obama.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (1EJ2w)/i]



Ouch!   How bad?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:10 AM (4df7R)

221 I'm his employer. There is no workman's comp for the self employed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:10 AM (1EJ2w)

222

#210 exactly. The Inquirer even endorsed Debo Adegbile as assistant AG, even after Bob Casey announced his opposition.  If there were any hint of racism, in that investigation, the Inquirer would have made THAT the story and made Kane out to be a hero for quashing it.  

 

The editorial page is hopelessly liberal, but there are some really good journalists there including the reporters who broke this story.  I follow some of them on Twitter and have even fed them some stories from time to time.   I think they are all pretty fed up with the corruption of Philadelphia politicians. 

Posted by: rockmom at March 21, 2014 08:10 AM (aBlZ1)

223 The First Amendment - void in Pennsylvania and where prohibited by The Law.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 21, 2014 08:10 AM (Xq2WY)

224 221 I'm his employer. There is no workman's comp for the self employed. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (1EJ2w) Oh that stinks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2014 08:11 AM (oFCZn)

225 Ouch DG!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 08:11 AM (rh481)

226 218 Ok. This November, let's go to PA and hang out in front of polling places with billy clubs and hand out cash and bracelets to people who vote for Conservatives.

Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2014 12:08 PM (j0wOO)


Sure, why not. I haven't been knifed in years.*



*Well, not ever, but you get the point.

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 08:11 AM (RD7QR)

227 "Merkel says Cold War over as 21st century rules take over"

Merkel's an idiot.

She opted to mothball all of Germany's nuclear power after Fukushima (because as we all know, tsunamis are an ever-present risk in northern Europe).

For public consumption, the _Energiewende_ conversion to "green, renewable" power was supposed to fill the gap. In reality, Germany's green power push has been an extremely expensive flop.

Merkel is an able enough analyst to realize that green power isn't a viable thing, but is also a savvy enough politician not to say so in public. (The "green" malarkey is still popular with the German voters.)

So her plan has been to talk constantly about green power, while quietly behind the scenes making sure that there's adequate fossil fuel power so that German heavy industry does not grind to a halt.

Unfortunately, that then leaves Germany in a situation where Russia becomes the vital swing supplier for fossil fuel energy. So Putin can now do whatever the fuck he wants, and Merkel can't really do anything more than issue sternly worded communiques.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 08:12 AM (noWW6)

228

Anna - yes.  All of that is true.  It's a question of getting 'rational thought' to override 'irrational ego and emotion.'

 

I manage quite easily when it comes to my politics, so I'll get there with this too.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 08:12 AM (fwARV)

229 Ouch! How bad? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (4df7R) From the photo he sent, it looks like about 2 inches long and very deep. Brick saw.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:12 AM (1EJ2w)

230 DG - ouch! Does he need stitches?

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:12 AM (GSIDW)

231 Sorry to hear that, DG!

Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 21, 2014 08:12 AM (dQbaM)

232 Intercourse and Bird-In-Hand are safely red.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 21, 2014 11:53 AM (YmPwQ) [/]



Red Intercourse.  Might you have a news circular for me to distribute to workers?

Posted by: Josef Stalin at March 21, 2014 08:13 AM (Myqtp)

233 Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a lawsuit for libel for ce the Defendant to open their books during the Discovery period? Does Attorney General Kane really want to give The Inquirer the right to go through her files?

Posted by: Ron Stanford at March 21, 2014 08:14 AM (Em6d4)

234 Ugh. Get him sewn up quick, DG!

Posted by: joncelli at March 21, 2014 08:14 AM (RD7QR)

235 Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (1EJ2w)

How good are you with a needle and thread? /jk but sorta serious

They make special bandages that can help also.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:14 AM (LSDdO)

236 America votes for liberalism. They deserve what they get.

Posted by: Dan at March 21, 2014 08:14 AM (COpZ4)

Posted by: Josef Stalin at March 21, 2014 08:14 AM (Myqtp)

238 Michele was wearing a red dress in today's China photo-op. It's Friday, so she must be doing that "support the troops by wearing red on Friday" thing. Yep, that's it.

Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning... at March 21, 2014 08:14 AM (1Y+hH)

239 I'm thinking stitches but I honestly can't tell from just a photo. Do staples work in the arm?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:14 AM (1EJ2w)

240 From the photo he sent, it looks like about 2 inches long and very deep. Brick saw.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:12 PM (1EJ2w)



DAMN.   *wince*   My father once sliced his thumb open all the way to the bone with a carpet knife, so I can just imagine what a brick saw would do to an arm!  *WINCE WINCE WINCE*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:14 AM (4df7R)

241 From the photo he sent, it looks like about 2 inches long and very deep. Brick saw. Oh damn. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:15 AM (CRyse)

242

I'm his employer. There is no workman's comp for the self employed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:10 PM (1EJ2w)

 

 

He should sue you for every penny you've got and ever will make from here to eternity.

Posted by: Typical Lib Gut Reaction at March 21, 2014 08:15 AM (BAS5M)

243 Hopefully he stops at the clinic. They'll be cheaper than the ER and we aren't looking for anything cosmetically perfect.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:16 AM (1EJ2w)

244 I'm thinking stitches but I honestly can't tell from just a photo. Do staples work in the arm? Staples, super glue, stitches. Will still need a tetnus booster and antibiotics for safe measure.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:16 AM (CRyse)

245 If it helps I just got diagnosed with Restless Cock Syndrome and I don't have insurance either.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2014 08:16 AM (oFCZn)

246 >> Ungrateful Loaf of Bread Am I the only one now craving a meatball hoagie?

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 21, 2014 08:16 AM (SUKHu)

247 Crap. Need a new heavy bag. Had this one for 15 years, and even the duct tape isn't holding it together anymore. It's vital; as it allows venting of... well, you get the idea. Off to Amazon.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:17 AM (x3YFz)

248 Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:14 PM (1EJ2w)

packing to stop the bleeding.

There are special butterfly bandages that can act as sutures for a small wound. (he might be possible depending on where it is. If it's where there's little flexing and twisting.)

And actually some fishing line and a needle can be used to pull the wound together so it heals.

Don't seal it up from the air. Let it breathe and let it drain.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:17 AM (LSDdO)

249 He should sue you for every penny you've got and ever will make from here to eternity. Posted by: Typical Lib Gut Reaction at March 21, 2014 12:15 PM (BAS5M) Especially because I haven't given him free health care!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:17 AM (1EJ2w)

250 "Great. My husband just sliced a huge gash into his arm at work. With no insurance."

I can't say this enough:

In the glorious new era of Obamacare, any sensible person needs to figure out who the doctors are in their area who will accept them as cash patients. Note: it's really for the best if you make these inquiries _before_ you fall sick or get hurt.

In my experience, some practices just aren't set up for cash and are bewildered to be asked.

But others are totally delighted to have cash offered. For them actually to get paid -- on time -- without hassles -- without haggling over "usual and customary" -- and without having to maintain a backroom clerical staff to process stupid insurance shit -- is an enormous economic win. Margins in medical practices are not as large as is commonly assumed.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 08:18 AM (noWW6)

251 Hopefully he stops at the clinic. They'll be cheaper than the ER and we aren't looking for anything cosmetically perfect. DG, aren't you close to Ft. Worth? JPS & no habla english.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:18 AM (CRyse)

252 That's assuming he missed the major arteries and veins in the area.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:19 AM (LSDdO)

253 Staples, super glue, stitches. Will still need a tetnus booster and antibiotics for safe measure. Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:16 PM (CRyse) Butterfly bandages are good. Duct tape over guaze is fine. Just close it up. stitches are silly.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:19 AM (x3YFz)

254

"The Wire" was a real eye-opener for me.  A must watch even though it's a bit dated.

Posted by: Erik L at March 21, 2014 08:19 AM (RYQAM)

255 222 - Yes, it was actually the reporters that threw a hissy fit when the Editor got fired, I couldn't believe it.

NRO has also been doing a fantastic job with original investigative reporting covering union corruption in PA and how it intertwines with PA politics. Jillian Melchior and Eliana Johnson are great.

They linked to a story last week from a Watchdog story showing that a crucial PA Senate seat (GOP retiring) in Delaware County is likely to go to a guy that's a union official who's taken donations from the recently indicted Ironworker's Union and refuses to give it back. There are other Dems running in the same situation. No coverage in the Inky or Delco papers but I keep trying.

Posted by: BossyBodine at March 21, 2014 08:19 AM (2LJqa)

256 252 That's assuming he missed the major arteries and veins in the area. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (LSDdO) If that's the case you just rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:19 AM (x3YFz)

257 Super glue, or multiple butterfly bandages.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 08:19 AM (eoeps)

258 She ran as being... *Tough* on crime. F her....

Posted by: Bossypants at March 21, 2014 08:20 AM (Cs9Ps)

259 If there's no bone exposed, you'll be fine. If there is, you may need more duct tape.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:21 AM (x3YFz)

260 252 That's assuming he missed the major arteries and veins in the area. -- I doubt he'd be texting photos of it in that case. DG, cook him some bacon at dinner - helps with the clotting.

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:21 AM (GSIDW)

261 This reminds me somewhat of what happened in Kansas regarding Tiller. The pro-life Republican AG went after Tiller for serious crimes. Tiller was protected by Sebillius and thus got off, despite overwhelming evidence against him. After that, a Dem AG was elected who went on an absolute witch hunt against the former AG, and I believe was eventually successful in getting him disbarred. Corruption all around.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 08:21 AM (hFL/3)

262 I maintain Filipinas are the most dangerous women in the world.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 21, 2014 08:21 AM (BhGVB)

263 DG, aren't you close to Ft. Worth? JPS & no habla english. Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:18 PM (CRyse) We are, but job site is over in Dallas. how long do I have to sew it up? I won't be home from work for three more hours. Gah.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:22 AM (1EJ2w)

264 Washington Nearsider, for example this guy and his detail work frightened me.  Until I noticed he did not do anything for the radio, that is that oblong box of plastic between the second seat and radio-gunner.  That is viewable but the little widgets for the navigator/bombardier he added once the canopy is on would be hard to see.

http://www.arcair.com/Fea1/901-1000/Fea967_Devastator_Hui/00.shtm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 08:22 AM (rh481)

265

Looks like the tide might be turning against Global Warming wankers.

http://tinyurl.com/pcb8k6a

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 08:22 AM (xWW96)

266 Intercourse and Bird-In-Hand are safe... *** I've tried both.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 08:23 AM (g4TxM)

267 Oh bleeding has basically stopped so no arteries. He says he can move it and his fingers so he thinks no tendons/ligaments. Just meat.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:23 AM (1EJ2w)

268 Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:19 PM (x3YFz)

You're not helping.

Wait. I hear the gunny calling you better get going.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:23 AM (LSDdO)

269 DG, cook him some bacon at dinner - helps with the clotting. Dr. Boy prescribes copious amounts of Valu-Rite and a BJ. Hey, it couldn't hurt...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 08:23 AM (0HooB)

270 262 I maintain Filipinas are the most dangerous women in the world. -- He he he he

Posted by: League of Filipina Danger Women at March 21, 2014 08:24 AM (GSIDW)

271 Dangergirl, It will sting like a bitch, but liquid bandadge works really well. If that's not available,super glue can also work in a pinch. I gashed my foot open earlier this week and really just did not have time to go get stitches. Used liquid bandage, and it's as good as new. But again, it stings like a bitch.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 08:24 AM (hFL/3)

272 DG, just tell him to flush it well, and go to the drugstore for some large butterfly bandages.   That will hold him until this evening.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 08:24 AM (eoeps)

273

262: "I maintain Filipinas are the most dangerous women in the world."

 

My wife and her ice pick would corroborate this statement.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 08:24 AM (/qzu7)

274 Dear Dr. Intarwebs...you'll never believe what happened....

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:24 AM (1EJ2w)

275 Oh bleeding has basically stopped so no arteries. He says he can move it and his fingers so he thinks no tendons/ligaments. Just meat.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:23 PM (1EJ2w)



Don't let him move it around too much or he's liable to start bleeding again.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:25 AM (4df7R)

276 I hope she does sue. Then the defendants can countersue. And then, even if she drops it, they can continue as plaintiffs against her and get everyone under and around her to testify.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at March 21, 2014 08:25 AM (5xmd7)

277 Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:22 PM (1EJ2w) 2 inches, deep cut, no heavy bleeding, right? Antibiotics, guaze, get it closed with (no shit) anything to avoid infection. I joke about the duct tape but (again, no shit) duct tape works just fine. Once at home: tight wrap, close it up: skin to skin. It's not the cut it's the danger of infection.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:25 AM (x3YFz)

278

DG, don't forget to kiss his boo boo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 08:25 AM (BAS5M)

279

You keep using this word "Incredible"; I do not think it means what you think it means.........

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at March 21, 2014 08:26 AM (lQCe+)

280 We are, but job site is over in Dallas. how long do I have to sew it up? I won't be home from work for three more hours. Gah. Three hours should be ok. Head to Parkland. Say it was a bar fight. As much $$ as I've paid in Dallas County taxes, I've paid for his ER visit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:26 AM (CRyse)

281

278: "don't forget to kiss his boo boo."

 

Is that what kids call it these days?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 08:26 AM (v6cwT)

282 I know a Filipina that stabbed the shit out of her husbands car for stepping out on her. With a knife. Through the hood and fenders.


Always treat women right, but be especially sure with the Filipina; maybe lots of random gifts of flowers and chocolates.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at March 21, 2014 08:26 AM (W2YA6)

283 Oh, and dangergirl? no sex for a month. It's right here in the Moron Guide To Clean Living.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:26 AM (x3YFz)

284 Antibiotics, guaze, get it closed with (no shit) anything to avoid infection. I joke about the duct tape but (again, no shit) duct tape works just fine. #tworolls

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:26 AM (CRyse)

285

DG, don't forget to kiss his boo boo.

 

--

 

I've never heard it called that before.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 08:27 AM (eoeps)

286 ARRGH.    Today is going so SLOWWWWWLLYYYYY.    I   looked at the     clock an hour ago and it was 12:13.   I look again and it's only 12:26.     THIRTEEN MINUTES.


*headdesk*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:27 AM (4df7R)

287 My instinct would be to pour hydrogen peroxide all over the cut first thing - what does the Horde ER say?

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:27 AM (GSIDW)

288 "Staples, super glue, stitches."

Super glue as sold in retail stores is not the same chemistry as actual medical superglue.

If I were in a pinch, away from care, and it was mandatory to close a wound in a hurry, I would use the ordinary superglue. But I would also be really extremely careful about cleaning and disinfecting and debriding the injury before gluing it shut.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 08:27 AM (noWW6)

289 Meh. Just another example of The War on Women

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 08:27 AM (aDwsi)

290 Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (GSIDW)

YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCHHHHH

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:28 AM (LSDdO)

291 *couriers to MWR some brownies and a stiff drink*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 08:28 AM (rh481)

292

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (4df7R)

 

 

 

 

Perhaps a link to a fuzzy cutie would cheer MWR up?

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 08:28 AM (xWW96)

293 I've adopted a no arguing with Libs stance. Facts just don't matter and it just gets too frustrating.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty

While only a few are persuadable the audience, if there is one, make the audience your ally. If so, don't argue. Ask questions. With a smile.

IF you ask them pointed questions, they'll put up their defenses and it becomes an argument.

If you ask them questions about potential results or how they arrive at their opinion, they invariably engage in hand-waving. Play innocent carefully; it can't be too obvious or you're back to arguing.

The trick is to back them into a corner where they have little to no knowledge of the subject and them get them to admit ignorance.

"You said you don't have the information but you're sure that policy is the only one. Why is that?"

Let them act like the raging zealot and make them follow you down a hole of questions.

You're right, don't argue. Let them fuck their own arguments up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:28 AM (twp4I)

294 Oh bleeding has basically stopped so no arteries. He says he can move it and his fingers so he thinks no tendons/ligaments. Just meat. 5 minutes a side. A1. Oh wait. That's for steak.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:29 AM (CRyse)

295 I'm a doctor, but I don't play one on the internet.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 08:29 AM (g4TxM)

296 YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCHHHHH Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:28 PM (LSDdO) But my mom said that 's how you know it's working. And she'd us rubbing alcohol plus methiolate or iodine which was way worse.

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:29 AM (GSIDW)

297 My instinct would be to pour hydrogen peroxide all over the cut first thing - what does the Horde ER say? Posted by: votermom --------------------- If that's what you got, that's what you use. I keep a bottle of Betadine on hand, just in case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 08:29 AM (aDwsi)

298 287 My instinct would be to pour hydrogen peroxide all over the cut first thing - what does the Horde ER say? Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 12:27 PM (GSIDW) we say: "OUCH!" jezus... might as well just get the fire going and heat up the iron to cauterize it why dontcha!? : P

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:30 AM (x3YFz)

299 Speaking of Attorney Generals: The newly appointed AG of the Crimea is Natalia Poklonskaya. Google her. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 11:30 AM (t3UFN) Some "fan art" here: http://tinyurl.com/ntea7kl Warning: Ads at site are NSFW.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2014 08:30 AM (CTCNK)

300 My instinct would be to pour hydrogen peroxide all over the cut first thing - what does the Horde ER say? The foam is always fun to watch. But serious you guys, pretty much everything everybody's said will work, even superglue. I know this because that's what they used to close my incision when I had my bypass surgery 4 years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 08:30 AM (0HooB)

301 You guys crack me up. Just called him. He's cleaning it out and trying our skin stapler. *vomit*

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:30 AM (1EJ2w)

302 I think liquid bandage actually has a disinfectant in it as well if he can find it. I'd say wash the wound with a good disinfecting wash (there's tons out there so take your pick) and then seal it up with liquid bandage.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 08:30 AM (hFL/3)

303 Go with rubbing alcohol. The burning like a motherfucker lets you know it's doing it's job.

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 08:30 AM (xWW96)

304 Kathleen Kane may be the typical amoral Democrat Attorney General, willing to let thoroughly documented criminal activity go unpunished, just to favor fellow party members, BUT, She's got that Sela Ward look about her. 7/10 would smash that ass like I was reforging the shards of Aragorn's hereditary sword into an Elvish pocket vagina that glowed blue whenever Orcs were near.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2014 08:31 AM (CJjw5)

305 This freedom of the press, transparency, rule of law you Americans lecturing me about; When you start using, let me know how it works out

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 21, 2014 08:31 AM (aTXUx)

306 I keep a bottle of Betadine on hand, just in case. -- Good idea. I'm going to add that to our first aid shelf.

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:31 AM (GSIDW)

307 Perhaps a link to a fuzzy cutie would cheer MWR up? Number of legs better be 4 or fewer. Otherwise I don't like your odds of living to the ONT.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 08:31 AM (naUcP)

308 brought to you by the letter "E" and the Moron Emergency Diagnostic Branch, Lingerie and Bait & Tackle.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:31 AM (x3YFz)

309

282: "I know a Filipina that stabbed the shit out of her husbands car for stepping out on her. With a knife. Through the hood and fenders."

 

Wife and I were out at a club in Okinawa one night, and some jarhead was voicing some rather unfortuante assumptions.

 

Wife flung an ashtray like a frisbee over about 30 feet and clocked said fool in the noggin. Club owner's took our side and covered shit up when the JPs came.

 

The fool had to explain to his Gunny how he got stiches in his head and a ride to post from the JPs. Wish I could have witnessed that exchange.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 08:33 AM (f6ZLT)

310 Who authorized this post? I did not authorize this post. This post is unauthorized. You need authorization to make a post. Please wait quietly for the authorized authorities to take you into custody, "Ace", IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME.

Posted by: Kathleen G. Kane at March 21, 2014 08:33 AM (T+Zre)

311 My instinct would be to pour hydrogen peroxide all over the cut first thing - what does the Horde ER say? The foam is always fun to watch. Pink foam is faaaaaaabulous!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:33 AM (CRyse)

312 7/10 would smash that ass like I was reforging the shards of Aragorn's hereditary sword into an Elvish pocket vagina that glowed blue whenever Orcs were near. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2014 12:31 PM (CJjw5) Tanned, rested, ready. EoJ returns from hiatus as only he can

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 21, 2014 08:33 AM (aTXUx)

313 Kathleen is rich, right? Well then, I'd hit that.

Posted by: Jeff Strongman at March 21, 2014 08:33 AM (WCnJW)

314 DG, tell him you'll sew it up for him. With the Singer. He'll do something himself.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 21, 2014 08:34 AM (BhGVB)

315 Do not glue or seal the wound.

Let it breathe and let it drain.

Sealing a wound seals in the bacteria (yes even with antibiotics taken) and it will fester.

Very deep wounds need to drain sealing them also raises the pressure around the wound and inhibits healing.

stitch it or bandage it and change the dressing often (no more than a few hours at first between changes) letting any pus and foreign matter a way to get out. Then clean and rebandage.

At any sign of red streaks radiating towards the body or intense pain or discoloration GET TO A HOSPITAL OR CLINIC.

Keep it clean and keep it drained. When it lessens in swelling and is less red, you're on the road to recovery but keep a close eye on it.

This is back woods medicine (ymmv) and it isn't like how they practice wound care in a hospital. But it works.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:34 AM (LSDdO)

316 Wife flung an ashtray like a frisbee over about 30 feet and clocked said fool in the noggin. -- Good arm.

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:34 AM (GSIDW)

317 DG just greet him at the door wearing heels and a smile. fixed.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:35 AM (x3YFz)

318 A poultice. Something in a nice poultice might be useful.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 08:35 AM (g4TxM)

319 Tanned, rested, ready. EoJ returns from hiatus as only he can Yeah *sniff* that was beautiful, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 08:35 AM (0HooB)

320 I'm not sure, but I think a poultice involves an uncooked chicken breast.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (g4TxM)

321

Urgent  Care Josey Wales Style:

 

"Anyone gets hit, sing out. Slap iron to it. It's the fastest way to stop the blood."

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (BAS5M)

322 I know this isn't an open thread .. But it's Kateurday http://tinyurl.com/q2evvpr

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (aTXUx)

323 What bothers her more the alleged "racism" (cough, cough) or the fact that NO Republicans took bribes.

Posted by: Hibernian Faithful at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (hkqLS)

324 Him: "This skin stapler works really well!" Me: "Did you clean it out really well? You *have* to clean it out really really well." "Yes, it's cleaned out. And I poured alcohol on it." "Rubbing? Or Vodka?" "Rubbing, ya goob!!!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (1EJ2w)

325

If You like your corruption, You can keep your corruption.

 

This is one Democrat Promise that has been fulfilled. 

Posted by: rd at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (D+lxs)

326 Amputate, then spatchcock.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (ZshNr)

327 I keep a bottle of Betadine on hand, just in case. -- Good idea. I'm going to add that to our first aid shelf. Everclear. No shit. Rubbing alcohol should never be put on exposed meat. RA kills cells. Everclear works great. If it can go in you, it can go in you. Also, sterile saline in the big cans for contacts? If you can clean something that goes in your eyes, you can irrigate a wound.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (CRyse)

328 At any sign of red streaks radiating towards the body or intense pain or discoloration GET TO A HOSPITAL OR CLINIC. -- I got that once as a teen - red streak radiating up from a bug bite in my foot midway up the calf. Dr almost freaked out when I finally went into the clinic. Luckily antibiotics cleared it up.

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:37 AM (GSIDW)

329 Rubbing? Or Vodka?" "Rubbing, ya goob!!!" Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (1EJ2w) Oh. We have to fix him.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:37 AM (x3YFz)

330 Who has been defamed? Kane or the AG? If Kane, how can she use the resources of the AG to go after people? If the AG, how can a government agency go after individuals as a defendant in a defamation suit?

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 08:37 AM (r7mtu)

331 Russia says it's just an exercise. Of course, it also has 2x the amount of troop than Russia said were participating in the exercise. Retweeted by Raymond Pritchett NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker Russian troop buildup now covers essentially the entire Ukrainian border http://bit.ly/NAe40z - @CBSNews

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 08:38 AM (ZPrif)

332 Vodka to irrigate wound:  Instructions - one for the wound, one for me.  Repeat    as needed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 08:38 AM (eoeps)

333 So DangerGirl is getting medical advice from drunken and sarcastic Horde People. Prayers for you and your husband DG.

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 08:38 AM (LKJt3)

334 German Chancellor Angela Merkel said sheÂ’s moved on from the Cold War as she upbraided Russia for refusing to play by 21st-century diplomatic rules. Angela, your nipples poke when cold? How about I shut off gas, then call and tell me

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 21, 2014 08:39 AM (aTXUx)

335 333 So DangerGirl is getting medical advice from drunken and sarcastic Horde People. Prayers for you and your husband DG. Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:38 PM (LKJt3) It's either that or obamacare. You pick.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:39 AM (x3YFz)

336 If anyone wants to see redneck medicine: pic.twitter.com/r16hyJP4R8 This is not my choice of medical care, but what can I do...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:39 AM (1EJ2w)

337 Then, apply either leeches or maggots to clean out the necrotic tissue. I'm not sure which, I missed that day in Med School. Maybe just go with both to cover all the bases.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (g4TxM)

338 A poultice that has been laced with feather moss and mustard root will do well. Mind that you drop a little water on it occasionally to keep it damp.

Posted by: Granny Hawkins at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (EaEMG)

339 Obamacare, you'll die faster and never get the bill.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (LSDdO)

340

I got that once as a teen - red streak radiating up from a bug bite in my foot midway up the calf.
Dr almost freaked out when I finally went into the clinic. Luckily antibiotics cleared it up.

 

--

 

I got it on my hand, travelled to the armpit before I went in.  I think that is the only time I have gotten stitches, as they had to open up my hand to clean it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (eoeps)

341 Russia's still moving a lot of heavy weapons to the border via train. Defense News ‏@defense_news INTERCEPTS VIDEO: Russia Invades Crimea with Military Freight Trains http://intercepts.defensenews.com/2014/03/video-russia-invades-crimea-with-military-freight-trains/ Â…

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (ZPrif)

342 Once you've stopped the bleeding, he could probably use a good bleeding.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (ZshNr)

343 So DangerGirl is getting medical advice from drunken and sarcastic Horde People. Prayers for you and your husband DG. Honestly, that should be boilerplate for any HordeSourced advice...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (naUcP)

344 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (g4TxM)

If he keeps it open, the flies will take care of that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:41 AM (LSDdO)

345 So EoJ has returned. Hopefully Jane D'Oh will show up next.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 08:41 AM (noWW6)

346 It's either that or obamacare. You pick. Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 12:39 PM (x3YFz) Duh! Obviously drunk and sarcastic Horde People.

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 08:41 AM (LKJt3)

347 Did you see that story about Jon Mayer buying Rolex watches by the bushel full to give to his lady loves? It seems that a couple were fakes so he is suing he dealer. If they are fakes, just get a replacement or refund. Why sue? Hurt feelings? And who the hell spends $5 million on watches? He's worth a lot of money but still. The guy is creepy.

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 08:41 AM (r7mtu)

348 Racist! War on Women! Koch Brothers! Malaysian airliner swallowed by a dark colored hole

Posted by: Your favorite network news babbling idiot at March 21, 2014 08:41 AM (1mtKP)

349 A poultice that has been laced with feather moss and mustard root will do well. Mind that you drop a little water on it occasionally to keep it damp. Posted by: Granny Hawkins You can pay me next time you see me Josey.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:41 AM (CRyse)

350 339 Obamacare, you'll die faster and never get the bill. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (LSDdO) Ah... but we're free! And you'll die happy. Thinking of boobehs.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:41 AM (x3YFz)

351 Honestly, that should be boilerplate for any HordeSourced advice... Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (naUcP) Amen to that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:41 AM (1EJ2w)

352 I recommend probiotics, gluten-free organic bactine, and acupuncture.

Posted by: Separate but Stupid at March 21, 2014 08:42 AM (ZPrif)

353 Go with rubbing alcohol. The burning like a motherfucker lets you know it's doing it's job. Posted by: maddogg --------------- About that. The next time you buy isopropyl alcohol, make sure that it is 91% or more (99% is available). Many 'rubbing' alcohols are only 70%. If you are in fact going to use it for rubbing (no vulgar remarks, please), then 70% is fine, but for other purposes, including emergency lamps, 90% is the way to go.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 08:42 AM (aDwsi)

354 Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 12:40 PM (ZshNr)

Gets rid of the phlegmatic humors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:42 AM (LSDdO)

355 So DangerGirl is getting medical advice from drunken and sarcastic Horde People. Prayers for you and your husband DG. Honestly, that should be boilerplate for any HordeSourced advice... What? The medical advice or the prayers?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:42 AM (CRyse)

356

Jebus, and I thought I was weird for watching Josie Wales so many times.

I guess thats why they call us civilized, cause we're easy to sneak up on....

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 08:43 AM (xWW96)

357 Do you think the leeches from the swamp down the road will be safe?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:43 AM (1EJ2w)

358 Send more MREs!

Posted by: Barky I at March 21, 2014 08:43 AM (KRNhj)

359 If you get bit, take an axe, look at the flowers, and cut the limb off immediately

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 08:43 AM (r7mtu)

360 So DangerGirl is getting medical advice from drunken and sarcastic Horde People. *** You take that back. I am NOT sarcastic!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 08:43 AM (g4TxM)

361 Then, apply either leeches or maggots to clean out the necrotic tissue. I'm not sure which, I missed that day in Med School. --- Tsk. You have to have the right species of maggot. The leeches are for bruising. But any kind of leech will do. And you call yourself a sawbones.

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:43 AM (GSIDW)

362 Free range leeches are the only way to go.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 08:43 AM (ZshNr)

363 A poultice that has been laced with feather moss and mustard root will do well. Mind that you drop a little water on it occasionally to keep it damp. Posted by: Granny Hawkins ------------------ I think that using spider webs for bandaging was a standard folk fix?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (aDwsi)

364 So, is he going to live? I just had breakfast, so I'ma not clicking the link.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (0HooB)

365 I also figured we'd let the dogs lick it a couple times a day.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (1EJ2w)

366 Some of those alcohol blends have acetone in them and some other nasty stuff. Get the denatured alcohol stuff.

Unless you've just took some good stuff off the cooker and it's cooled down then you can use some of that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (LSDdO)

367

Then, apply either leeches or maggots to clean out the necrotic tissue. I'm not sure which, I missed that day in Med School.

 

--

 

University of Rangoon?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (eoeps)

368 Do you think the leeches from the swamp down the road will be safe? Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (1EJ2w) *** Sure, if by "swamp down the road" you mean your local medical supply outlet store.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (g4TxM)

369 359 If you get bit, take an axe, look at the flowers, and cut the limb off immediately Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 12:43 PM (r7mtu) Works fine. Until your bit on the head.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (x3YFz)

370 What? The medical advice or the prayers? Yes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (naUcP)

371 Have you noticed that Putin's eyebrows are starting to get long and bushy like Brezhnev.

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 08:45 AM (r7mtu)

372 Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (1EJ2w)

That's not as dumb as you may think. (well maybe)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:45 AM (LSDdO)

373 It's too late now, y'all. He's already doused it in the alcohol.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:45 AM (1EJ2w)

374 So earlier this morning,we were playing "Let the Horde dress the "Ettes"
Now we are Hordesourcing emergency medical care.


No way this ends well.


But it will be fun to watch.
Maybe even PPV.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 08:45 AM (si68n)

375 So DangerGirl is getting medical advice from drunken and sarcastic Horde People. *** You take that back. I am NOT sarcastic! As he says it sarcastically.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:45 AM (CRyse)

376 365 I also figured we'd let the dogs lick it a couple times a day. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (1EJ2w) THAT'S my girl.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:45 AM (x3YFz)

377 Cool, drunk leeches.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 08:46 AM (ZshNr)

378 Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 12:45 PM (r7mtu)

That's the Vladimir in him coming out.

Vlad the Impaler that is.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:46 AM (LSDdO)

379 I also figured we'd let the dogs lick it a couple times a day. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:44 PM (1EJ2w) NOOO! Dogs eat POOP!

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 08:46 AM (LKJt3)

380 So anyone who was black was "coerced" into taking a bribe because of their skin color? The dumbing down of America continues at breakneck speed. - Didn't you read the article? they were triggered by a $2000 bracelet.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 21, 2014 08:46 AM (XUKZU)

381 Your husband could use some help. [holds up a bottle of patent medicine] This is it... one dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.

Posted by: Carpetbagger at March 21, 2014 08:46 AM (EaEMG)

382 So, the lesson here is "If African-Americans are committing crimes, which we all know they never do, we should make sure we don't investigate them, because to do so would be "targeting" them."


Hmmm, I think that sentence is about to "trigger" a negative reaction in me.  Good thing I am a Conservative Christian and not one of the Democrat's pet demographic groups, otherwise there might just be trouble.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2014 08:46 AM (TM1p8)

383 Vodka to irrigate wound: Instructions - one for the wound, one for me. Repeat as needed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

 80 proof vodka is apprx 40% alchohol. You really need a higher proof for deep cuts. Also those flavored vodkas are right out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (twp4I)

384 Letting the dog lick it is most effective if you choose a fortuitous time, like immediately after he finishes with his own asshole.

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (xWW96)

385 I think that using spider webs for bandaging was a standard folk fix? -- Think we can get ATC to test this out?

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (GSIDW)

386 Dangergirl, make sure to write a nice letter to Obama thanking him for helping to make this moment possible.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (hFL/3)

387 I also figured we'd let the dogs lick it a couple times a day. The cut! The cut!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (CRyse)

388 Then, apply either leeches or maggots to clean out the necrotic tissue. I'm not sure which, I missed that day in Med School. ------------------- I keep thinking that those zombies on Walking Dead should be a cloud of flies..., globs of walking maggots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (aDwsi)

389 I'm just gonna put this right here for Allen G., and anyone else who is low-carbing, paleo, or primal. Baconaisse 1/4 cup liquified bacon drippings 1/2 cup other oil of choice, macadamia, avocado, or olive (but not virgin or extra virgin olive oil, b/c it has too fruity a taste) 2 egg yolks 1 tbsp lemon juice 1 tsp spicy brown mustard 2 tsp apple cider vinegar 1 tsp sea salt 1/4 tsp pepper Easy way: in a tall, thinnish container or jar, dump all ingredients. Get out a stick blender, plug it in and stick it into the bottom of the container. Turn it on and slowly pull up on it. Do this several times until blended well. Store in an airtight container in the fridge for a week. Other way: mix eggs with all ingredients except oils in a food processor. With the machine running, slowly drizzle in the rest of the oil and run until it comes together. Store as above. Makes about a cup of mayo.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (qFpRI)

390 We're gonna need some more peanut butter.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at March 21, 2014 08:48 AM (Xhp1L)

391 Re: Kathleen Kane's lawsuit threats. Wouldn't this open her up to all sorts of discovery requests by the defendants?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 21, 2014 08:48 AM (ojnk6)

392 80 proof vodka is apprx 40% alchohol. You really need a higher proof for deep cuts. Also those flavored vodkas are right out. 190% Everclear.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:48 AM (CRyse)

393 347 Did you see that story about Jon Mayer buying Rolex watches by the bushel full to give to his lady loves? It seems that a couple were fakes so he is suing he dealer. If they are fakes, just get a replacement or refund. Why sue? Hurt feelings? And who the hell spends $5 million on watches? He's worth a lot of money but still. The guy is creepy. He's been dating Katy Perry and he's freaking over things that are fakes?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2014 08:48 AM (aTXUx)

394 NOOO! Dogs eat POOP! Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:46 PM (LKJt3) It'll build up his immune system. Anyone look at the photo? That's a bangup job, isn't it? *rolls eyes* If I were home, I would have done a much better job.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:48 AM (1EJ2w)

395 80 proof vodka is apprx 40% alchohol. You really need a higher proof for deep cuts. Also those flavored vodkas are right out. 190% Everclear. 190 proof. Sheesh.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:49 AM (CRyse)

396 Welcome to OwebamaNation. Where it's OK to be corrupt as long as you're black and a Democrat. Everyone else shall be killed.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 21, 2014 08:49 AM (xmcEQ)

397

Saw a show the other day on drug addicts  in Puerto Rico.  Apparently they like  to shoot heroin direction into their  open festering abscessed wounds.

 

Why?

 

You know why. 

 

Because just when  you  think humans can't sink any lower.....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 08:49 AM (TOk1P)

398

 Speaking of the corrupt and stupid.......Geraldo has now given the world his opinion of what happened to the missing Malaysian aircraft.  He thinks it was landed somewhere to pick up an important "Super Secret Passenger" and took off again.

 

Seriously, after the bank vault fiasco he should have been shunned and never heard of again.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 08:49 AM (G+Wff)

399 387 I also figured we'd let the dogs lick it a couple times a day. The cut! The cut! Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:47 PM (CRyse) as cries of "where the fuck did all the peanut butter go?" emanate from the kitchen.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:50 AM (x3YFz)

400 Have you considered extracted snake essence? Snake oil has a bad reputation, but I swear it works. And it's organic and gluten-free. And holistic and alternative. Snake oil has a bad rep because it goes against the norms of western medicine. They don't want you to learn about it's magical healing powers. It's all media bias. You should subscribe to my newsletter.

Posted by: Separate but Stupid at March 21, 2014 08:50 AM (ZPrif)

401 More on spidey bandages: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/10/061009031730.htm

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 08:50 AM (aDwsi)

402 The other thing that might help with a deep cut is an incantation or two.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 08:50 AM (g4TxM)

403 Anyone look at the photo? That's a bangup job, isn't it? *rolls eyes* If I were home, I would have done a much better job. -- It's got a Frankenstein sort of charm. Looks painful, btw. Prayers that it heals quickly.

Posted by: votermom at March 21, 2014 08:51 AM (GSIDW)

404 Cheri I keep saying the 777 will be found in Al Capone's vault.

Jon Mayer?  He sues because he thinks he is someone super special, his ego demands he extracts a pound of flesh even if the action reveals truths that make him look the fool.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 08:52 AM (rh481)

405 Speaking of deep cuts, did anyone see Jimmy Fallons spoof of da Zero talking on the phone to Putin. Gotta admit, spot dead nuts on.

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2014 08:52 AM (xWW96)

406 Thank you all, by the way, for the...uh...advice.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:52 AM (1EJ2w)

407

388 -

 

Not the same zombie universe, but I believe the guy who wrote  the World War Z  books had an answer  for  that.

 

Something  to  the  effect that bugs and maggots know better. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 08:52 AM (TOk1P)

408 I'm going to sacrifice a pepperoni pizza for DG's injured spouse.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:52 AM (x3YFz)

409 Have you considered extracted snake essence? --------- It's being suppressed by Big Pharma, which ironically, is promoting snake Kay Hagan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 08:52 AM (aDwsi)

410 Tango Nine, sacrifice as in you will eat it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (rh481)

411 If Kathleen Kane refuses to speak except through her attorney, Richard Sprague, does that make Richard Sprague the PA AG?

Posted by: BossyBodine at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (2LJqa)

412 Extracted snake essence cured my asthma, my brother's gout, my mom's arthritis, and my dad's hernia. The only side-effect of snake oil is increased virility.

Posted by: Separate but Stupid at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (ZPrif)

413 Thank you all, by the way, for the...uh...advice. Wait till you get our bill...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (0HooB)

414 Honestly? I'd take Hordesourced medical advice any day over Mumbia Medical School. What with all the MD's, RN's, ex-mil, & rednecks we have here.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (CRyse)

415 410 Tango Nine, sacrifice as in you will eat it. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 12:53 PM (rh481) Let's not sully the solemn moment with wordplay. tsk.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (x3YFz)

416 " The other thing that might help with a deep cut is an incantation or two."

Check with the Malaysian government.
They may have a Witchdoctor or two wandering around.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (si68n)

417 Cor`rupt` Pronunciation: k?r-r?pt´ a. 1. Changed from a sound to a putrid state; spoiled; tainted; vitiated; unsound. Who with such corrupt and pestilent bread would feed them. - Knolles. 2. Changed from a state of uprightness, correctness, truth, etc., to a worse state; vitiated; depraved; debased; perverted; as, corrupt language; corrupt judges. At what ease Might corrupt minds procure knaves as corrupt To swear against you. - Shak. 3. Abounding in errors; not genuine or correct; as, the text of the manuscript is corrupt. v. t. 1. To change from a sound to a putrid or putrescent state; to make putrid; to putrefy. [imp. & p. p. Corrupted; p. pr. & vb. n. Corrupting.] 2. To change from good to bad; to vitiate; to deprave; to pervert; to debase; to defile. Evil communications corrupt good manners. - 1. Cor. xv. 33. 3. To draw aside from the path of rectitude and duty; as, to corrupt a judge by a bribe. Heaven is above all yet; there sits a Judge That no king can corrupt. - Shak. 4. To debase or render impure by alterations or innovations; to falsify; as, to corrupt language; to corrupt the sacred text. He that makes an ill use of it [language], though he does not corrupt the fountains of knowledge, . . . yet he stops the pines. - Locke. 5. To waste, spoil, or consume; to make worthless. Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt. - Matt. vi. 19. v. i. 1. To become putrid or tainted; to putrefy; to rot. 2. To become vitiated; to lose purity or goodness.

Posted by: Jrr at March 21, 2014 08:54 AM (BdVar)

418 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:50 PM (g4TxM)

That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:55 AM (LSDdO)

419 I'm going to sacrifice a pepperoni pizza for DG's injured spouse. Dead chicken. Fried, of course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 08:55 AM (0HooB)

420 *catches up on comments* *updates The List* *heads out to fetch more lions*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 08:55 AM (VtjlW)

421 Looked at the picture. YEOUCH.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2014 08:55 AM (hFL/3)

422 OT. Good lord, all the radio is talking about is the cops banging hookers I should have joined HPD

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 21, 2014 08:56 AM (0YWG9)

423 *heads out to fetch more lions* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 12:55 PM (VtjlW) It's "loins." how many times have we covered this? /sigh

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:56 AM (x3YFz)

424 422 OT. Good lord, all the radio is talking about is the cops banging hookers
I should have joined HPD

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 21, 2014 12:56 PM (0YWG9)

 

Isn't HPD something you catch from banging hookers?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 08:57 AM (DrWcr)

425 We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: john mccain at March 21, 2014 08:57 AM (yHNe/)

426 190% Everclear. Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (CRyse) Umm, rick223? Way to give 110 percent though.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 08:57 AM (fWAjv)

427 Makes note to check & update redneck medical kit this weekend. I know I need more Everclear.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 08:57 AM (CRyse)

428 From an interview the Noah director gave about the movie. Darren Aronofsky: "Yeah, I would hope so. ItÂ’s a really cool project and I think itÂ’s really timely because itÂ’s about environmental apocalypse which is the biggest theme, for me, right now for whatÂ’s going on on this planet. So I think itÂ’s got these big, big themes that connect with us. Noah was the first environmentalist. HeÂ’s a really interesting character. Hopefully theyÂ’ll let me make it. Oh thatÂ’s right I forgot I told you that whole religious thing." Maybe Al Gore makes an apperance as God, the Ultimate Enviromentalist.

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 08:58 AM (LKJt3)

429 422 OT. Good lord, all the radio is talking about is the cops banging hookers I should have joined HPD Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 21, 2014 12:56 PM (0YWG9) Wow. yeah. it's a shocker. Next up: world discovers military guys go to strip clubs. Also, water is apparently wet.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:58 AM (x3YFz)

430 "It's being suppressed by Big Pharma, which ironically, is promoting snake Kay Hagan."

Big Realty is also all in on Hagan. Pouring money into her coffers.

Of course, the Democrats are "the party of the little people" and the GOP is "the party of big business". Snort.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2014 08:58 AM (noWW6)

431 FACE
x
PALM

"Michelle Obama: It's very rare that I have the chance to travel outside of the United States"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 21, 2014 08:58 AM (twp4I)

432

422 -

 

The  betting this morning  here  was that you had already applied. 

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 08:58 AM (TOk1P)

433 "I keep saying the 777 will be found in Al Capone's vault."


Careful when you open that vault.  Jimmy Hoffa and the Ark of the Covenant are in there.  Some faces might get melted/shot off.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2014 08:58 AM (TM1p8)

434

Noah, another movie I won't go see.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 08:59 AM (G+Wff)

435 Best wound care video I know was made in 1944, and depicts a charter boat captain packing and changing a bullet wound to a resistance worker. All valid medical doctrine, holds your attention, plus you learn how to whistle.

To Have and Have Not.  Dr H. Bogart, presiding.
You ever been stung by a dead bee?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2014 08:59 AM (xq1UY)

436 "Michelle Obama: It's very rare that I have the chance to travel outside of the United States" All those other foreign vacations must have been in those 7 extra states, then?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

437 Umm, rick223? Way to give 110 percent though. Posted by: RWC Yeah. I caught that. 190 proof. 95% al.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 09:00 AM (CRyse)

438 Ah! ATC. Just in time: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/10/061009031730.htm

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 09:00 AM (aDwsi)

439


"Michelle Obama: It's very rare that I have the chance to travel outside of the United States"

 

Delusional, fatassed and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2014 09:00 AM (DrWcr)

440 "Rubbing? Or Vodka?"
"Rubbing, ya goob!!!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 12:36 PM (1EJ2w)



I am at the same time amused at the fact you have to ask and horrified at his answer.



So DangerGirl is getting medical advice from drunken and sarcastic Horde People.

Prayers for you and your husband DG.

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 12:38 PM (LKJt3)



I find your lack of faith...disturbing...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2014 09:00 AM (yh0zB)

441 Not the same zombie universe, but I believe the guy who wrote the World War Z books had an answer for that. Something to the effect that bugs and maggots know better. Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 12:52 PM (TOk1P) Zombie flesh is infectious to humans, toxic to everything else.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 09:00 AM (fWAjv)

442 Noah, another movie I won't go see. I plan to miss it at least twice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 09:00 AM (0HooB)

443 I think her theory goes something like this:

Tyron Ali (I'm going to take a chance here and guess he's Black)

is out offering money to whoever he can contact.

I'm guessing that in Tyron's little circle of friends, there aren't too many white (and most likely Republican) folks.

Because of his matching color these folks thought everything was cool and there would be no comebacks as Tyron was just helping out a brother (or sister).

Kathleen figures that's all entrapment or some shit. Because there was no tit for tat no quid pro quo no gimme dis I'll give you dat.

See? Makes sense to me. Hey if Eric can cut loose a couple of evil looking brothers with sticks, hanging out in front of a polling place; who is she to disrespect the culture?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 09:01 AM (LSDdO)

444 Another great Biblical story to do?

Adam and Eve.

They get cast out of the garden of Eden by the HOA because the evil republican tricks Eve into not recycling properly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 09:01 AM (si68n)

445 Lions?

Someone is doomed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 21, 2014 09:01 AM (rh481)

446 Kathleen Kane is a Clintonite. She won in 2012 because Bill Clinton cmae to campaign for her. - So she came about her dishonesty honestly.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 21, 2014 09:02 AM (XUKZU)

447 While I plan for another staycation this summer I am consoled by the fact that our hard working President and his family will be traveling to Martha's Vineyard again to decompress from his most stressful job of ruining a nation, making the US a laughingstock to our enemies, and alienating our allies.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 09:02 AM (G+Wff)

448 436 "Michelle Obama: It's very rare that I have the chance to travel outside of the United States" All those other foreign vacations must have been in those 7 extra states, then? Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 12:59 PM (7ObY1) Does it ever happen to you that a liberal lies so badly... ok, this: a 4 year old has a mouth covered in chocolate bits and when you ask him if he took the cookies, he stares you dead in the eye and shakes his head emphatically as bits of cookie are flung from his mouth. Now, that's a lie. But sometimes when adults do it, it loses its cute factor.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 09:03 AM (x3YFz)

449 Another great Biblical story to do? Adam and Eve. They get cast out of the garden of Eden by the HOA because the evil republican jwest tricks Eve into not recycling properly. FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 09:03 AM (CRyse)

450 Newd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 21, 2014 09:03 AM (0HooB)

451 190% Everclear. Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 12:48 PM (CRyse) Umm, rick223? Way to give 110 percent though. Posted by: RWC ------------------------------------ Because here at Ace's Place, we're into compassionate pedantism.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 09:04 AM (aDwsi)

452 new one

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 21, 2014 09:04 AM (twp4I)

453 Did you see that story about Jon Mayer buying Rolex watches by the bushel full to give to his lady loves? It seems that a couple were fakes so he is suing he dealer. If they are fakes, just get a replacement or refund. Why sue? Hurt feelings? And who the hell spends $5 million on watches? He's worth a lot of money but still. The guy is creepy.

Ferdinand Marcos did the same thing for his political cronies.  My dad found a crate of Rolex watches in Malacanang Palace after Marcos was deposed.  No he didn't keep any.

Howard Hughes used to give a nice diamond ring to all the little debutantes he was screwing; pretending his intentions of marriage.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 21, 2014 09:04 AM (P7Wsr)

454 From an interview the Noah director gave about the movie. - They're running radio ads here saying it is true to spirit of the original story. Yeah, it's just like the Bible without all that God stuff.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 21, 2014 09:04 AM (XUKZU)

455 I find your lack of faith...disturbing... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (yh0zB) Heh. I'm an optimistic pessimist.

Posted by: ExSnipe at March 21, 2014 09:05 AM (LKJt3)

456 Ah! ATC. Just in time: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/10/061009031730.htm Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 21, 2014 01:00 PM (aDwsi) I'm not clicking that. BANNION! We need more strapping for the lions. Polly wants pink.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 21, 2014 09:05 AM (VtjlW)

457 DG, when Jed sliced his leg open chasin' that possum back in '36, I brewed up a batch of rhuematiz medicine that cured him up better than a country ham!  You'll need some dogbane, horsemint, snakewort, and a cat's hair to cook up some, but I kin git you the recipe if you like.

Posted by: Granny Clampett at March 21, 2014 09:05 AM (y+t/O)

458 Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2014 12:49 PM (G+Wff)

They should've thrown him into the vault and rebricked it up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 09:06 AM (LSDdO)

459 The other thing that might help with a deep cut is an incantation or two.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2014 12:50 PM (g4TxM)



http://youtu.be/cmjrTcYMqBM

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 21, 2014 09:07 AM (yh0zB)

460 So we had to go OT to blow up the margins?? ASSHOLE

Posted by: NativeNH at March 21, 2014 09:08 AM (Q3hKm)

461 Why would anyone seek political office, if one wasn't going to profit from it?

Posted by: Any Dem at March 21, 2014 09:08 AM (+Wvn3)

462 Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 21, 2014 12:56 PM (0YWG9)

NO hookers for YOU!

- Hooker Nazi -

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 09:08 AM (LSDdO)

463 We was honest grafters compared to today's Democrats.

Posted by: Boss Tweed at March 21, 2014 09:11 AM (y+t/O)

464 BANNION! We need more strapping for the lions. Polly wants pink. Wait, lions now? Did the raptors get retired? /gets image of large grassy pasture, raptors in blissful retirement hunting wolves and mountain lions

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 21, 2014 09:18 AM (naUcP)

465 I'm so tired of Pittsburgh and Phildelphia running this state when it comes time for elections.  We're a hunting/gun supporting state, yet Kane was elected...even AFTER coming out and saying she intended to close the loopholes on gun purchases and concealed carry permits.  She stated that she was going to make it impossible for those in PA to get a FL concealed carry permit.  PA's permit only covers five states.  If we get a FL one, it's good in 35 states, I think.

She also stated that she'll never enforce the gay marriage law.  It must be nice to pick and choose the laws that you've been duly elected to enforce.

For those who think PA will flip back to red one day - keep dreaming.  We've had too many progs move here, infecting us with higher taxes and stupid laws.  They fled NYC for lower taxes and better living, yet have ruined northeastern and central eastern PA by demanding they have the same access to what they left behind - big houses, more shopping, etc.  Well, that comes with a price and now we're the ones paying for it.

Yes, I'm bitter.  How could you tell?

Posted by: PSUbrat at March 21, 2014 09:19 AM (+YdiO)

466 And just in case voter fraud is needed in PA, you have AG Kane on the left side. Not that any more voter fraud or blackpanthers are really needed in PA.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 21, 2014 09:23 AM (1gcFZ)

467 America hasn't been America since 2008. 

I thought the threat was that one day the Democrats would go full Communist.  I never imagined they'd go full Peronist, but here we are.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2014 09:25 AM (WtVhX)

468 So, do PA have a recall or impeachment mechanism for AGs? Yet another reason why Republicans should push voter fraud measures in every state they control. I bet a ton of these corrupt pols would've never gotten elected in fair elections.

Posted by: Iblis at March 21, 2014 09:27 AM (zCnVx)

469 You know it would be one thing if her defense was "Those cases were not strong enough and I couldn't go forward with them," or "I didn't have the evidence for a conviction." That would at least be plausible, since we don't have all the information.
But just threatening people and saying "men are picking on me!" pretty much proves it was corruption. She's not even trying to defend the decisions.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 21, 2014 09:30 AM (zfY+H)

470 " Incredible. Incredible. " = = = = = Not at all. Every day --literally EVERY! SINGLE! DAY!-- we are treated to more proof of the adage, "scratch a Liberal, find a Totalitarian". The funny thing is, they (apparently) are blind to it. Today -while they're in power- they think it's perfectly proper to say "sit down, shut up, and I'll tell you what to think." Next cycle, when things shift around, it'll be "NOOOO, you can't stifle my free expression! Truth-to-Power! I know my rights!!"

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at March 21, 2014 09:33 AM (4jAc3)

471 Come on, they're black politicians in a big urban environment. We can't expect better of them so prosecuting them for criminality is racism straight up.

Posted by: Your typical non-racist Democrat at March 21, 2014 10:27 AM (dvRYt)

472 If it is defamatory, sue them. Oh, right, as a public official you'd have to show actual malice in the publication of false material. If I were the paper, I'd say bring it. Discovery works both ways. And while an agency can ignore a FOIA request, it much more difficult to road block discovery requests.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 21, 2014 10:40 AM (1hM1d)

473 She's probably jealous of all the scandals that the current administration shut down. She is probably showing off to prove that she can create a corrupt machine just like Daley, Clintons and the bamsters.After reading the story, it's no different than when the Bush administration started prosecuting panthers for voter intimidation and the bamster/holder crew dropped it.

Posted by: Waginator at March 23, 2014 08:02 PM (KH4oB)

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