April 26, 2014
— Open Blogger And an Open Thread to discuss the burning issues of the day. Or Giada's tomatoes, which would go rather well on this pizza cake.

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Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 26, 2014 01:23 PM (9W+0f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 26, 2014 01:24 PM (CWIQ2)
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Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2014 01:27 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2014 01:28 PM (TIIx5)
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Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2014 01:30 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Deano at April 26, 2014 01:31 PM (IlmuV)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2014 01:32 PM (oMKp3)
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Posted by: Y-not at April 26, 2014 01:33 PM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 01:34 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: elaine at April 26, 2014 01:34 PM (YNYXJ)
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Posted by: Aviator at April 26, 2014 01:35 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: JEM at April 26, 2014 01:35 PM (Xk+og)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 01:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: JEM at April 26, 2014 01:35 PM (Xk+og)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 01:37 PM (DmNpO)
Foisting another fraud amongst the faithful is clearly a False Flag perpetrated by the Bilderpizzers and someone within "The Chicago-Centric Federal Machine".
...and the NSA.
...and The Patriot Act.
Soon, you'll see this, fresh from the oven of Press Secretary Jay Carney. His kid will "flip it" and Claire Shipman will cut it into seventy-two slices.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 01:37 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2014 01:38 PM (eSK7G)
Posted by: fluffy at April 26, 2014 01:39 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2014 01:39 PM (bJm7W)
I'll move on to pizza cake tomorrow."
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 05:34 PM (x3YFz)
Here's the great thing about homemade pie:
If it turns out wrong, you can beat the shit out of it and call it "cobbler".
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 01:40 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 26, 2014 01:40 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 01:41 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Beto at April 26, 2014 01:42 PM (gmrH5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 26, 2014 01:42 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 01:43 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2014 01:43 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 26, 2014 01:44 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2014 01:45 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2014 01:45 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 01:48 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2014 01:48 PM (bJm7W)
It wasn't pretty, but was very edible.
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 05:43 PM (x3YFz)
*HAH!*
:fist bump:
I'm guessing you didn't dry the pasta completely before you assembled? (Maybe overcooked?) -That makes it "steamed" and gloopy.
Yeah. My extensive lexicon led me to "gloopy".
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 01:49 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: JEM at April 26, 2014 01:50 PM (Xk+og)
A Federal Magistrate in Las Vegas denied Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton's shoe thrower bail because she is "a flight risk and a danger to the community."
It's true Hillary is a former First Lady and deserves protection, but to bend over and take it up the ass to this extent for a private citizen is extraordinary. What am I missing about the Queen Hillary incident?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 26, 2014 01:50 PM (nQjHM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 01:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2014 01:51 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 01:51 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 26, 2014 01:51 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 01:52 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: chad at April 26, 2014 01:52 PM (gYowz)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2014 01:52 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 05:48 PM (DmNpO)
We're gathering all of our South-Eastern Agents because we don't understand this "Tea-Party terminology".
Posted by: The N.S.A. at April 26, 2014 01:53 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 26, 2014 01:53 PM (Fp7JI)
Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2014 01:53 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 26, 2014 01:54 PM (Fp7JI)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 01:55 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 05:52 PM (x3YFz)
Easily correctable! That's how I spent most of my twenties; "Fixing, tweaking almost good food!"
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 01:55 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 01:55 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 01:56 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 26, 2014 01:57 PM (waSQV)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 26, 2014 01:57 PM (tl+KL)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 01:57 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2014 01:58 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 01:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2014 02:00 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:00 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: tmitsss at April 26, 2014 02:01 PM (Pa9vP)
Hot dogs, tuna, little smokies, name it. You can add fried rat to mac & cheese and make it passable."
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 05:57 PM (x3YFz)
Ooooohhh... Try This: Use one packet of Ortega Taco Mix with the usual peppers and onions added to the pound of ground beef.
Add it to the Kraft macaroni & cheese.
Dude. Seriously.
...doood.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:01 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 26, 2014 02:01 PM (EKOIc)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2014 02:02 PM (oMKp3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: John Spartan at April 26, 2014 02:03 PM (TIIx5)
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Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 26, 2014 02:06 PM (aDwsi)
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Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 26, 2014 02:07 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: TheBarrel™ at April 26, 2014 02:07 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, in echoy barrel voice at April 26, 2014 02:08 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 26, 2014 02:08 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2014 02:09 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:09 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, in echoy barrel voice at April 26, 2014 02:10 PM (aDwsi)
*throws down mask and brush*
*urp*
...hideous.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:11 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 26, 2014 02:11 PM (QwwBH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:11 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:12 PM (GEICT)
You have nothing to fear from a Barack Obama presidency, and I believe Hillary Clinton will also bring the same level of competence and truthfulness to the office.
Posted by: John F'n McCain at April 26, 2014 02:12 PM (nQjHM)
Posted by: Ford Motor Company at April 26, 2014 02:13 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Y-not at April 26, 2014 02:13 PM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2014 02:13 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Soothie § at April 26, 2014 02:14 PM (qvQlU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 26, 2014 02:14 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, in echoy barrel voice at April 26, 2014 02:14 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2014 02:14 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:15 PM (x3YFz)
http://tinyurl.com/m2zhn2e
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 26, 2014 02:15 PM (zfY+H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, in echoy barrel voice at April 26, 2014 02:15 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:17 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2014 02:17 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 06:12 PM (GEICT)
I've had good results with something mass-produced like a Killian's Irish Red. It works for brats and steamers.
Something of that sort is what I would look for. I think it is a Lager, so it is sweeter and light-flavored.
I'm preferential to "Lawnmower Beer", so YMMV.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:18 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:18 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:18 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 26, 2014 02:18 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Valerie J at April 26, 2014 02:19 PM (vTrNt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:20 PM (DmNpO)
Niiice. Love me some rabbit. Especially with leeks and mustard sauce. Just got back from the store, myself. Grabbed some pig feet to make a great parsleyed ham next weekend.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 02:20 PM (raF1/)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 06:15 PM (x3YFz)
Doood. I did that "on a whim" when I had no tortillas left over.
You, Sir, are welcome!
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:20 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:20 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Thunderb at April 26, 2014 02:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:22 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Pizza Cake at April 26, 2014 06:15 PM (Lh8u2)
*HAH!*
Man The Flamethrowers!
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:22 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2014 02:23 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 26, 2014 02:23 PM (Fp7JI)
You got some weird critters in your neck of the woods. Call Coast to Coast AM...I'm sure they know which aliens are responsible.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 02:24 PM (raF1/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 26, 2014 02:25 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 06:22 PM (GEICT)
Roger that. I use Budweiser. Lager, cheap, lawnmower beer.
I find Killian's adds a sweetness and a little deeper flavor. Plus, it isn't a budget-busting $10.00/six pack thing.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:25 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: kindltot at April 26, 2014 02:25 PM (vTrNt)
Posted by: Golfman in NC on a phone at April 26, 2014 02:25 PM (/djtm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:26 PM (GEICT)
Ssshhhh!!! You must only whisper the name....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQOXg-RzWII
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 02:27 PM (raF1/)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:27 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: mallfly at April 26, 2014 02:27 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:28 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: kindltot at April 26, 2014 02:28 PM (vTrNt)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 06:24 PM (raF1/)
George Noory is a mindless tool. At least Art Bell was Half-Fucking Curious on top of being entertaining!
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:29 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:29 PM (x3YFz)
Want my top-half-o-critter cake?
Posted by: Mystery Critter Eater at April 26, 2014 02:30 PM (PAplM)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2014 02:30 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: MilitarizedThugCopJoe at April 26, 2014 02:31 PM (tUcPB)
My alarm goes off just early enough to catch the last 15 minutes. That show is great for waking you up. After 30 seconds you sit bolt upright in bed going 'WTF did that moron just say?!'
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 02:31 PM (raF1/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:31 PM (GEICT)
May the Schwartz be with you, BC....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 02:32 PM (raF1/)
Posted by: Paula Deen at April 26, 2014 02:32 PM (Fp7JI)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:33 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:33 PM (GEICT)
*Meh*
If you missed out on Art Bell, you missed excellence in entertainment!
Two Words: Mel's Hole.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:33 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: Y-not at April 26, 2014 02:34 PM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:35 PM (DmNpO)
I remember Art Bell. Noory's a tool, but some of the callers....wow....that's some weapons-grade crazy right there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 02:35 PM (raF1/)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 26, 2014 02:35 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2014 02:36 PM (KCxzN)
Never. Gets. Old.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 02:36 PM (raF1/)
Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 26, 2014 02:36 PM (Fp7JI)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2014 02:38 PM (8zTpe)
Posted by: Y-not at April 26, 2014 02:38 PM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: Giada Flook at April 26, 2014 06:34 PM (Dwehj)
You go to Hell! You go straight to Hell! DO NOT pass "Go" with that bobble-headed, labia-dragging, stinky-ass "Pay For This Cooch" -attitude.
May you stay in sensory-deprived, solitary limbo for the human equivalent of One Million years!
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:38 PM (lq3Ak)
My knowledge of canning is minuscule, and limited to, "If the can is bulging, don't eat what's inside."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2014 02:39 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2014 02:40 PM (KCxzN)
Any sign of talon marks?"
Posted by: Y-not at April 26, 2014 06:38 PM (zDsvJ)
Typical fucking Yahoo. It depends on if you are in a "Red State" or a "Blue State".
Three guesses and you win the sticky taco.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:40 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:40 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 26, 2014 02:41 PM (KCxzN)
Buy a big Hav-A-Hart trap and bait it with a live mouse.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2014 02:41 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Carol at April 26, 2014 02:41 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: Mystery Critter Eater at April 26, 2014 02:41 PM (PAplM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 26, 2014 02:42 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:42 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2014 02:43 PM (8zTpe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2014 06:35 PM (raF1/)
Agreed. You see... Art would "play with them", like a cat with yarn. Noory just "lets them speak their mind".
I watch Imus in the Morning because I want to know how idiots, (Imus), think -so I can understand your curiosity... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 26, 2014 02:44 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: tangonine at April 26, 2014 02:46 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Mystery Critter Eater at April 26, 2014 02:47 PM (PAplM)
Posted by: kindltot at April 26, 2014 02:52 PM (vTrNt)
That browned flour is called a roux, and it is a great and glorious thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2014 02:54 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: kindltot at April 26, 2014 03:02 PM (vTrNt)
450 degrees for bread and pizza tends to heat the house , and turkey is a long time. Just have to be careful carrying stuff back and forth.
Made an eggplant lasagna recently if you didn't know it was in there you would never find out.
Posted by: Bill sometimes bill from Canada at April 26, 2014 03:15 PM (MjC7n)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2014 06:39 PM (QFxY5)
I have a cookbook called "Putting Food By" that tells you more than you'd ever want to know about canning every food known to man.
And of course Amazon has it, in dead tree and Kindle:
http://tinyurl.com/lmjznrw
Posted by: Retread at April 26, 2014 03:17 PM (cHwk5)
Posted by: Sambo at April 26, 2014 03:42 PM (9ysE1)
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