April 16, 2021

Quarantine Cafe: If Adventure Has a Name, It Must Be "Adventure" Edition
— Ace



You have a fever of 99 cents:

Lefwing candidate in Australia needs you to know his "gender identity:"


The reconstruction of Notre Dame:


Feline felon:


And the purr-lice:



Anyone up for a little Adventure?


Here's a little documentary about that well-loved game:


And here's a later adventure game:


A history about Pitfall!


Fun bit at 7:00: the TV commercial featured a 13 year old child actor who would later gain weight and annoy the hell out of people as Jack Black.


Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM | Comments (385)
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1 Evening!

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 16, 2021 07:36 PM (PzBTm)

2 Happy Friday, Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2021 07:36 PM (a4EWo)

3 1?

Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2021 07:36 PM (AMIL/)

4 Sun's still up. Remember playing Adventure.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 07:37 PM (7bRMQ)

5 New thread! And I was firstest! Bow before me mortals!

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 16, 2021 07:37 PM (PzBTm)

6 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 16, 2021 07:37 PM (Vxu+H)

7 42???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 16, 2021 07:37 PM (rM3uf)

8 >>> 5 New thread! And I was firstest! Bow before me mortals! Posted by: Rosasharn at April 16, 2021 07:37 PM (PzBTm) Sponge is always first, even if he's not in the thread. ;P

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 16, 2021 07:39 PM (rM3uf)

9

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo Ranch at April 16, 2021 07:39 PM (MhbK0)

10 Crap. I read the content.

Posted by: 4 at April 16, 2021 07:40 PM (KnJdm)

11 Well yeah, Sponge. *sobs* *turns away*

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 16, 2021 07:40 PM (PzBTm)

12 Crap. I read the content. Posted by: 4 at April 16, 2021 07:40 PM (KnJdm)
Read? All I see are the Atari vids. See the text above, but nothing else.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 07:41 PM (7bRMQ)

13 Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo Ranch at April 16, 2021 07:39 PM (MhbK0)
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You named your ranch the devil's chancre sore?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2021 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)

14 Going car shopping tomorrow.  Looking at Kia.  They  will take two vehicles in trade for an either new or used one.

Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 16, 2021 07:42 PM (Vxu+H)

15 Was wondering the other day how the Notre Dame was coming along

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2021 07:42 PM (Cxk7w)

16  Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 07:41 PM (7bRMQ)
 
 I was still number ten, after watching most of the vids.

Posted by: 4 at April 16, 2021 07:42 PM (KnJdm)

17 Looking at Kia.  They  will take two vehicles in trade for an either new or used one.
Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 16, 2021 07:42 PM (Vxu+H)


Check out Scotty Kilmer videos before you get a car.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 07:43 PM (7bRMQ)

18 The muzzies will let Norte Dame get about half done, then they set it on fire again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2021 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

19 So apparently the NYT has helpfully given me a list of companies that aren't actively spending any money I might provide them them against me in some retarded woke crusade?  Seems rather helpful as I tally up which companies are worth doing business with and which ones are just corporate frenzz.

And I've been thinking about a little bit of a letter-writing campaign, basically telling some of the ones on my embargo list about how much money is going to competitors because of their decision to wade into left wing politics, and some of the ones on my good-kid list about their economic gainzz for not moving against me.  So the timing is impeccable.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 07:43 PM (zcf1k)

20 Madam mayhem - I have heard good things about Kia. A co-woorker drives one, no trouble with it.

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 16, 2021 07:44 PM (PzBTm)

21 12Crap. I read the content. Posted by: 4 at April 16, 2021 07:40 PM (KnJdm)
Read? All I see are the Atari vids. See the text above, but nothing else.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 07:41 PM (7bRMQ)


You didn't click the Enable Subtitles button at the bottom of the home page

Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2021 07:44 PM (AMIL/)

22

Check out Scotty Kilmer videos before you get a car.

Posted by: OrangeEnt


Why? Who dat?

Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 16, 2021 07:45 PM (Vxu+H)

23 I was still number ten, after watching most of the vids. Posted by: 4 at April 16, 2021 07:42 PM (KnJdm)


Didn't miss not seeing the Aussie vid. Now the kitty one....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 07:46 PM (7bRMQ)

24 Hey everybody! Hey ace! Info trickling out about the FedEx shooter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)

25 Duke I'm sure thinking it was a muzzy set up

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2021 07:46 PM (Cxk7w)

26 Coco-chan cracks me up. 

Posted by: 4 at April 16, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

27 oh, for pete's sake! I am finally contributing/befouling a thread and it moves up to a new one! What Ever!

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 16, 2021 07:48 PM (OyoN6)

28

Why? Who dat?

Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 16, 2021 07:45 PM (Vxu+H)


Internet car mechanic.  Has a channel on YT. He has a few vids on Kias. Might be worth a watch.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 07:48 PM (7bRMQ)

29 No bats?  Good.
I hate bats. I hate those guys.

Posted by: Indiana Bozo and a bowl full of Kaboom! at April 16, 2021 07:49 PM (tjZg/)

30 See, the thing about these CEOs is that most of them probably don't care on a personal level about the said fuckery.  But they've run the numbers and determined that, since the left will sacrifice anything for politics and the right for the most part only cares about DEALZZ and damn the consequences, there is a higher opportunity cost if they don't go woke to appease the radicals.  That has to change.

Look at your own spending habits.  How many of you have made any meaningful adjustments to your spending habits as the battle lines become more clear?  And is that a "buy our book and donate some of the proceeds to BLM" link on the sidebar of this very website?  I rest my case.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 07:49 PM (zcf1k)

31 ou didn't click the Enable Subtitles button at the bottom of the home page

Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2021 07:44 PM (AMIL/)

Still trying to figure this new set up out. Hadn't heard about the subtitles button.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 07:50 PM (7bRMQ)

32 I'm pretty sure that the muzzies consider Paris Islamic territory now. The French have no one to blame but themselves.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2021 07:50 PM (kTF2Z)

33 Pitfall ad with Jack Black.
https://youtu.be/DA4V-n8Ft3g

Posted by: 4 at April 16, 2021 07:50 PM (KnJdm)

34 thanks for Notre Dame reconstruction vid !

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 16, 2021 07:50 PM (Q9SFr)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 07:50 PM (Zz0t1)

36 I can't remember, were the stained glass windows spared in the Notre Dame fire?

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 16, 2021 07:51 PM (UL4dm)

37 No mask for Coco-chan?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2021 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

38 Would check to be sure but I thought the main windows were saved

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2021 07:52 PM (Cxk7w)

39 The muzzies will let Norte Dame get about half done, then they set it on fire again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

I dunno.  A lot of the French are still serious Catholics, and Notre Dame in Paris is very important to them.  The French do love their history, and will do a very good (if very long and drawn out) job of restoring the Cathedral.  I've been there a few times, and it is pretty amazing.

Regardless of what you may think of the French, I think they will be very careful about what happens while the rebuilding is going on. It would be incredibly embarrassing to any politician in power if this gets bungled.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 16, 2021 07:52 PM (tjZg/)

40 Hi Mlii, Are you posting from the UP?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2021 07:53 PM (a4EWo)

41 I remember playing Adventure and Pitfall!

I hated that damn bat (I assume it is a bat).  Always taking my stuff.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 16, 2021 07:54 PM (cwI4U)

42 Hi Debby! Yes got here late afternoon.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 16, 2021 07:54 PM (UL4dm)

43 So we can blame Pitfall for Jack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 07:55 PM (ooHFe)

44 Feline felon?

"Pssttt!!  Ne ne Uni-chan! I think they on to us!?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 07:56 PM (ooHFe)

45 How many of you have made any meaningful adjustments to your spending habits as the battle lines become more clear?
Raises gripping claw.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2021 07:56 PM (DMUuz)

46 I loved Adventure. You could put all the items from the game into one room and make the whole universe glitch. The bat was pissed. F that bat.

Pitfall hated me and I hated it.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 07:57 PM (Bwq3v)

47 I still have my Atari 2600. Favorite game was Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 16, 2021 07:57 PM (xPl2J)

48 I can't stop laughing due to a mental image of Andy Tifa hitting the wrong speed button , flying off the treadmill and impaling himself on his samurai  sword.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 16, 2021 07:58 PM (cCxiu)

49 CppThis: "Look at your own spending habits. How many of you have made any meaningful adjustments to your spending habits as the battle lines become more clear?..."

Personally I evaluate pretty much every purchase I make. "Meaningful" is rather subjective, but I do indeed try to select businesses that don't go out of their way to insult/punish me. And it isn't easy. One corporation might be fine one year, then get "woke" for a year, then shut up for a bit. They're always in a battle to market to the trend rather than just make an effin' decent product at a fair price. So I get your point, but I think more and more people are trying to vote, so-to-speak, with their wallets.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2021 07:58 PM (aXxgO)

50 Bet no one will admit to liking ET for the Atari.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 07:59 PM (ooHFe)

51 There is a channel on Roku where you can play the original text Adventure game.

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 07:59 PM (Tnijr)

52 I was talking to Rothgar and it disappeared. No Bueno! Hello dance partner! Didn't quite get your reference in the old thread but who's counting. Take care, my bud, praying for you every day.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 16, 2021 08:00 PM (OyoN6)

53 I have a '17 Sorento, love it. 

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 16, 2021 08:01 PM (b+v9B)

54 The alarming increase of chiroptophobia in this Thread is disturbing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2021 08:01 PM (DMUuz)

55 i swear it wrote Hrothgar but the stupid green orange thwarted me! 

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 16, 2021 08:01 PM (OyoN6)

56 We do not deserve Jack Black.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 16, 2021 08:02 PM (uUja+)

57 CppThis: "Look at your own spending habits. How many of you have made any meaningful adjustments to your spending habits as the battle lines become more clear?..."
Well, I've stopped buying Coke and Pepsi and now buy Dr Pepper and Seven Up. For Root Beer, I get Teddy's.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 08:02 PM (7bRMQ)

58 The alarming increase of chiroptophobia in this Thread is disturbing. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2021 08:01 PM (DMUuz)
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Is that the fear of weird words?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2021 08:03 PM (kTF2Z)

59 I was damn good at Pitfall.
But I was world-class at Paperboy.
To have the time to just veg a summer away playing video games again...

Posted by: Nova local at April 16, 2021 08:03 PM (b1h2x)

60 SnailRacer,

"Oh stewardess! We speak typos."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:03 PM (ooHFe)

61 I've got a copy of the 2600 ET game AND the manual.

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 08:03 PM (Tnijr)

62 gainzz and qcafe!
what riches!

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 16, 2021 08:04 PM (GBZnB)

63 I don't care enough to rewatch them to find out, but did either of the Jumanji movies reference Jack's Pitfall commercial?

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2021 08:04 PM (kOpft)

64
We do not deserve Jack Black.

Posted by:Gentlemen, this is junta manifestat April 16, 2021 08:02 PM (uUja+)

I could read this comment either way, tbh

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 08:04 PM (t+qrx)

65 I haven't bought a Nike product in over 3 years.  I used to spend a ton. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2021 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

66 Posted by: Rosasharn

How are you doing?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 08:05 PM (hOUT3)

67 CppThis: "Look at your own spending habits. How many of you have made any meaningful adjustments to your spending habits as the battle lines become more clear?..."
I do. Not only do I boycott these A holes, I divest my portfolio their stock and any bonds. Thats not enough. I also follow it up with a letter (snail mail so they have to hold it, open it, etc, cant just hit delete) telling them why. Here is an excerpt from my letter to Woka Kola.

The final straw was inserting your long Pinocchio snout into recent laws passed by GA to ensure election integrity. From your companies’ false comments, it is apparent you did not even read the GA law.

I really should thank you for giving me a plethora of reasons not to use your overpriced, unhealthy, caffeinated, acidic, ulcer enhancing, diabetes causing, obesity promoting, tooth decay contributing, chemical laced sugar water. I feel healthier already.

I’m going to use the money I save from not buying your product to contribute to Donald J. Trump and the candidates of his choosing. I hope they remove any and all tax loopholes your company is using. That’s something I’m going to be suggesting to our elected officials.


Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 16, 2021 08:05 PM (cCxiu)

68 I've got a copy of the 2600 ET game AND the manual.

You have my sincere condolences. How about Miner 2049?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:05 PM (ooHFe)

69 My kids are addicted to Amazon, they can buy anything they want there and have it shipped at no cost. I prefer to support local businesses as much as I can. I will not give a dime to Jeff Bezos.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2021 08:05 PM (a4EWo)

70 I always thought ET looked like a turtle without a shell.

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 08:05 PM (Tnijr)

71 I've never had a gaming system. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2021 08:06 PM (2DOZq)

72 The alarming increase of chiroptophobia in this Thread is disturbing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Is that the fear of weird words?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Or the fear of spinal adjustments?

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2021 08:06 PM (P1f+c)

73 Jack Black -- Another retarded Leftoid (is there any other kind?). I wouldn't let him babysit my chickens.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2021 08:06 PM (F0YaR)

74 So Spinal Tap?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:07 PM (ooHFe)

75 So now we know the exact date of the beginning of the fall in Jack Black's appeal. He's now at his peak appeal when neither seen, heard, or present in any manner.
He's essentially the Trevor Noah of the Big Screen.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2021 08:07 PM (aXxgO)

76 Anna Puma - come on! Let me blame the system!

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 16, 2021 08:07 PM (OyoN6)

77

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2021 08:07 PM (pNxlR)

78 again because this could really be helpful - 

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  https://is.gd/YuUTvE


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Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2021 08:08 PM (v8zv4)

79 "You have my sincere condolences. How about Miner 2049?"
I don't think so but I do have about 30 carts and a console. Haven't hooked it up in over 10 years.

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 08:08 PM (Tnijr)

80 You are in a maze of twisty little passages grey boxes, all alike.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2021 08:08 PM (P1f+c)

81 Hrothgar, was gonna tell you on the previous thread - you dont need to get magnesium taurate - I just picked it because taurine is supposed to be good for the heart, so I figured extra benefit
magnesium glycinate is also good

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 16, 2021 08:08 PM (GBZnB)

82 You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.


Kill Maze

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2021 08:08 PM (kOpft)

83 You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

And then you are eaten by a Grue

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:09 PM (ooHFe)

84 67 I do. Not only do I boycott these A holes, I divest my portfolio their stock and any bonds. Thats not enough. I also follow it up with a letter (snail mail so they have to hold it, open it, etc, cant just hit delete) telling them why. Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 16, 2021 08:05 PM (cCxiu)

I like your style, sir dude.  And you're definitely right about snail mail; that was one of the things that I learned at my first job, being one of the guys who sat close to the front door and thus occasionally getting to role-play the receiving department.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 08:09 PM (zcf1k)

85
Is that the fear of weird words?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2021 08:03 PM


No, that would be much more familial to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2021 08:09 PM (DMUuz)

86 Snail Racer, ha!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:10 PM (ooHFe)

87 How many of you have made any meaningful adjustments to your spending habits This year? I stopped going to Walmart. I go way into Lancaster County now for food. Not a great hardship, though. I enjoy the drive.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2021 08:10 PM (l0Lgi)

88 I was talking to Rothgar and it disappeared. No Bueno! Hello dance partner! Didn't quite get your reference in the old thread but who's counting. Take care, my bud, praying for you every day. Posted by: SnailRacer at April 16, 2021 08:00 PM (OyoN6)

What did I miss. I change threads and my name has been changed!

Posted by: Commissar Rothgar at April 16, 2021 08:10 PM (hOUT3)

89 We stopped buying Coke and now buy RC Cola.  Pepsi is right out. They have been Progressive-woke for years.
We stopped buying "Nabisco" cookies, etc, when they decided to have some cross-dressing black guy be a spokes-person  (whatever) on Mother's Day a couple of years ago.  A big vendetta against Nabisco, for other reasons, too.  They are now owned by some European conglomerate who is totally woke. I don't know if anything that is done will make any difference, because it is a cultural thing that these various corporations have bought into, just like the faux-concern over "Global Warming" and "greenhouse gases".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 16, 2021 08:10 PM (tjZg/)

90 I'm not a Jack Black fan but I can't see anyone else in School of Rock which I really liked.  

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2021 08:10 PM (2DOZq)

91
My kids are addicted to Amazon, they can buy anything they want there and have it shipped at no cost. I prefer to support local businesses as much as I can. I will not give a dime to Jeff Bezos.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2021 08:05 PM (a4EWo)

I logged in to check just now, and my orders page said "You haven't placed any orders in the last 3 months". Looks like the last things I bought were some Christmas gifts for my nephew, because they were out of stock elsewhere by the time I ordered them.

Next order of business, I have to figure out what to do with eleventy billion miles on a Delta AMEX, since I won't be going anywhere with those assholes.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 08:10 PM (t+qrx)

92 Heart specialist on PBS show said Mg citrate metabolizes better than Mg oxide.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2021 08:11 PM (v8zv4)

93 Ruh roh Raggy!

See what you did Snail Racer 

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:11 PM (ooHFe)

94 Madame Mayhem, have you looked at the Subaru Outback?

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2021 08:11 PM (0OP+5)

95 thank you for the update on Notre Dame. My late husband lived in Paris for a while (translating Aterix and Oublix comic books! What a cool guy he was!) and we went to Notre Dame for Mass on October. 30, the feast of Christ the King. It was in Latin, and I (an old school Catholic) could follow along everything but the sermon. I stayed to pray the rosary along with some Carmelite nuns thanks to my high school French class with Sister Butler. It was a beautiful and moving experience. And I hope they put better security in with the rebuild. 

Posted by: Vivi at April 16, 2021 08:11 PM (USW1s)

96 We do not deserve Jack Black. Posted by:Gentlemen, this is junta manifestat April 16, 2021 08:02 PM 
I could read this comment either way, tbh Posted by: hogmartin 
That was my point. He is one of those people who is annoying and not very talented, but he seems so sincere and enthusiastic that it is hard to hate him. He is like the downs neighbor who makes a big effort to tell you the road is clear each morning as you back out of the drive.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 16, 2021 08:11 PM (uUja+)

97 Is this the thread for cromulence?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2021 08:11 PM (aXxgO)

98 Hrothgar, was gonna tell you on the previous thread - you dont need to get magnesium taurate - I just picked it because taurine is supposed to be good for the heart, so I figured extra benefit magnesium glycinate is also good Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 16, 2021 08:08 PM (GBZnB)

Thanks for that info, much appeciated!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 08:12 PM (hOUT3)

99 Those are not adventure games.
This is an Adventure Game:
http://sundae.triumf.ca/pub2/cave/node001.html

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:13 PM (dhFCT)

100 Star Warts is on. It's the one where Kirk goes native and pokes Pocahontas.

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 08:13 PM (Tnijr)

101 So. According to that Guardian article, Genghis Khan was a misanthropic humanitarian. I'm just sayin'....

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2021 08:14 PM (F0YaR)

102
Look at your own spending habits.  How many of you have made any meaningful adjustments to your spending habits as the battle lines become more clear?
Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 07:49 PM (zcf1k)


Yes, and I have been for a long time now. I get a lot of sighs and eye rolls from my family.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 08:14 PM (OED7z)

103 Well Miramanee certainly would get Kirok's attention

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:14 PM (XDC5a)

104 Star Warts is on. It's the one where Kirk goes native and pokes Pocahontas.

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 08:13 PM (Tnijr)

Star Wars /Star Trek


220 / 221

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2021 08:15 PM (2DOZq)

105 Jack Black is an idiot, but he made School of Rock work. Bigly. He also worked pretty well with Kyle Gass.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 16, 2021 08:15 PM (4l77G)

106 GnuBreed

The Left was rotting for Thanos in the Avenger movies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:15 PM (XDC5a)

107 hogmartin, Delta is part of an alliance that includes KLM, AlItalia, AirFrance (!) and....Aerflot.  Among others.  Just saying....

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 16, 2021 08:15 PM (Q9SFr)

108 I have been willowed on two consecutive threads on this topic, but here is a third try.

That Genghis Khan piece was probably written by a CCP member working for Carnegie. This is their style of revisionism (tone deaf and historically nonsense)
Read the end of past threads where I explain a bit more.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 16, 2021 08:15 PM (uUja+)

109 Ahh Pitfall, I pretended I was Indiana Jones. Yeah I had the Atari Raiders of the Lost Ark game....

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2021 08:16 PM (wgghp)

110 hogmartin: "Next order of business, I have to figure out what to do with eleventy billion miles on a Delta AMEX, since I won't be going anywhere with those assholes."
Don't worry. Next month "eleventy billion" will mean "one hundred feet". It's our way of saying, "Thanks for flying Delta!"

Posted by: Frequent Flyer Miles Adjustment Team at April 16, 2021 08:16 PM (aXxgO)

111 I don't think so but I do have about 30 carts and a console. Haven't hooked it up in over 10 years.
Posted by: f'd

Do current televisions (over-the-air-digital) even have an analog antenna input that the Atari 2600 could use? I remember that "tv/game" selector box you had to put in-line with the antenna leads...

I suppose someone makes a $2 converter box (sold for $39.95) to turn NTSC TV signals into composite video or something.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2021 08:16 PM (P1f+c)

112 where is a link to the list CEO's who hate us and want to suppress our votes? 

Posted by: Vivi at April 16, 2021 08:16 PM (USW1s)

113 Aeroflot, an airline that managed to kill the entire Soviet Far East command staff with one crash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:17 PM (XDC5a)

114
hogmartin, Delta is part of an alliance that includes KLM, AlItalia, AirFrance (!) and....Aerflot. Among others. Just saying....

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 16, 2021 08:15 PM (Q9SFr)

Hmm. Colluding with Russians, would you say? 

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 08:17 PM (t+qrx)

115 Vivi the list who isn't would be shorter

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2021 08:18 PM (Cxk7w)

116 I think twitter just went down, hard. 
I get this error no matter what, phone or pc:
upstream connect error or disconnect/reset before headers. reset reason: connection failure

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 16, 2021 08:18 PM (fpng3)

117 I liked playing Yar's Revenge on the 2600. I don't remember what Yar was getting revenge for, maybe Next Gen I don't know.

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 08:18 PM (Tnijr)

118 No, that would be much more familial to hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 16, 2021 08:09 PM (DMUuz)
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I thought that was the fear of large animals named Henrietta.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2021 08:18 PM (kTF2Z)

119
Aeroflot, an airline that managed to kill the entire Soviet Far East command staff with one crash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:17 PM (XDC5a)

And that wasn't the one that the captain's teenaged kid flew into a mountain, either.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (t+qrx)

120 I am still doing online purchases. I live in the state of Emperor Inslee and I can't wear a mask for any length of time. So local shops are out. I have some stuff I needed to buy for my build and I'm pretty much done with that. Lumber purchases will be local. And the trailer I'm buying is a local company too. The big tech purge for me comes when I get out of here. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (5HBd1)

121 Notre Dame.  Saving all of those homeless starving children one bowl of soup at a time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (yOVXa)

122 hog martin, you can sell those Delta airmiles; there are some websites that will help you if you Duckduckgo it. 

Posted by: Vivi at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (USW1s)

123 Friends, countrymen, fellow Twitterati; we come here not to praise Twitter but to bury Twitter good and hard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (XDC5a)

124
The Left was rotting for Thanos in the Avenger movies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:15 PM (XDC5a)

I sincerely hope so.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (F0YaR)

125 Look at your own spending habits.  How many of you have made any meaningful adjustments to your spending habits as the battle lines become more clear?
Posted by: CppThis
I boycott Smithfield meats, coz chicom, but for a while I was accidentally boycotting Swift Meats coz I got them muxed up.

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (GBZnB)

126 Good, good, the hordelings have weaponized wallets.  Need more of this.

One of the things I miss about Minnesota is that damn near everything up there is local.  Due to geography and cultural history, they just aren't into throwing money at faraway companies.  Tennessee is great for a lot of stuff, but it kinda sucks at holding on to its money.

One of the reasons why MN is a rich state and TN is a poor state.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (zcf1k)

127 Best Jack Black role is when the Jackal  shoots  him.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:20 PM (/lj7+)

128 Hogmartin

By that time they were flying Airbus and well the computer system never told anyone that the kid had managed to partially disconnect the auto-pilot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:21 PM (XDC5a)

129 He is one of those people who is annoying and not very talented, but he seems so sincere and enthusiastic that it is hard to hate him.
I'd more than quibble with "not very talented". He's quite a vocalist. And while he's not a great actor (or may not be, I'm not sure how we would know, since everyone always wants him to "do Jack Black"), he has a persona which cannot be replicated by a great actor.
Case in point: Along Came Polly
Philip Seymour Hoffman in the Jack Black role opposite Ben Stiller. Hoffman was a great actor: Range, subtlety, comic chops, even action chops, whatever. (If there were any reason to remake Psycho, he would've been my pick for Bates, since he fit Bloch's description perfectly.) 
But he couldn't pull off being a gross loser while still being likable, which Jack Black almost always is.
It's like being bitchy (for actresses). There's a special skill to being utterly horrible and still somehow appealing. Vivien Leigh in GWTW, for example, or Susan Lucci for 40 years on "All My Children".

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:21 PM (dhFCT)

130
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different. 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2021 08:21 PM (pNxlR)

131 100 Star Warts is on. It's the one where Kirk goes native and pokes Pocahontas.

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 08:13 PM (Tnijr)

Spock is especially boneheaded in that episode, but he does figure it out at the end.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 16, 2021 08:21 PM (xqRaG)

132 I think twitter just went down, hard. Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 16, 2021 08:18 PM (fpng3)
Of course! Of course Twitter went down. What else could it be, but Twitter going down. Just one question Jeff Weimer, what's Twitter?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 16, 2021 08:22 PM (7bRMQ)

133 Hmm. Colluding with Russians, would you say? 

Posted by: hogmartin 


Nothing personal, just business.  Fine, don't want to collude, there is always Kenya Airways.

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 16, 2021 08:22 PM (Q9SFr)

134
hog martin, you can sell those Delta airmiles; there are some websites that will help you if you Duckduckgo it.

Posted by: Vivi at April 16, 2021 08:19 PM (USW1s)

The last time I checked, my dad tried to give me a stack of his miles that he wasn't going to use and they wanted a hilarious fee - I think it was literally a one-to-one fee, where he could send me miles for free, with just a surcharge of the actual dollar amount of the miles, bringing the price of a $350 ticket to $0 ($350 processing fee applies). But I'll check again.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

135 V-Mom @ 125- I quit Smithfield for what they did to Paula Dean. Besides Wrights and Bear Creek make better bacon.

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2021 08:24 PM (0OP+5)

136 Has anyone been to Costa Rica? I really need a vacation and their Covid policy is pretty lenient. No testing or quarantining upon arrival, you just have to fill out a health form 72 hours before you arrive. 

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 08:24 PM (OED7z)

137
Best Jack Black role is when the Jackal shoots him.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:20 PM (/lj7+)

I'll thank you not to mention that scene.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 16, 2021 08:24 PM (t+qrx)

138 Twitter is up for me. I use the phone app

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2021 08:25 PM (5HBd1)

139 Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:21 PM (dhFCT)
I'm going to go full circle on current horde discussion. 
Along Came Polly featured Hank Azaria who definitely did some amazing gains for his minor part. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2021 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

140 You guys are making it sound like Aeroflot's pilots are always drunk or something.  Or equipment is not up to par.  Or that there are missing critical parts because...well, because.  

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 16, 2021 08:25 PM (Q9SFr)

141
Best Jack Black role is when the Jackal shoots him.
Hear! Hear! It's right up there with Gwyneth Paltrow's greatest role in "Se7en"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2021 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

142 Trying to call the IRS is just a retarded exercise futility.  All automated.  Not sure how to get a human and they would be retarded too.  Like having a conversation with Puddin Head.

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 08:26 PM (E0OEG)

143
Lefwing candidate in Australia needs you to know his "gender identity:"
Oi!  That bleedin' pooftah is a Pommie ya fuckin' cunt.

You can tell because for some obscure reason Australia spells it "Labor" for the political party and "labour" everywhere else.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 16, 2021 08:26 PM (PiXy!)

144 CppThis.  I  told  my favorite grocery store to shove it up their ass over the  Mike Lindell thing.  Went straight to the store management and told them exactly why. 

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:27 PM (/lj7+)

145 I no longer buy from Amazon. I've given up Diet Coke. I've given up Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime—well, I wasn't a big watcher, but the family gave them up. A bunch of companies that sell services and products I don't use regularly will be scrutinized the next time I am in the market.
I've got a blueprint for a product website which people could use to keep track of these jerkholes' political positions, but have been too busy to roll it out.

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:27 PM (dhFCT)

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 08:27 PM (Bwq3v)

147 I'm with moviegique on Jack Black; he's entertaining as a lovable loser, and unlike some comedians he doesn't take himself too seriously.

His part in The Jackal was kind of funny, though.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 08:27 PM (zcf1k)

148 My grandparents went to Costa Rica and got terribly sick and had to come home early. That was about 30 years ago though.
Hope that helps!

Posted by: f'd at April 16, 2021 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

149 Has anyone been to Costa Rica? Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 08:24 PM (OED7z)
Video on why she left there. There are other vids about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbGMngGx2xk  Hope it link doesn't screw things up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2021 08:28 PM (7bRMQ)

150 I just found this at another site:
https://tinyurl.com/4retpa4n

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)

151 I'll thank you not to mention that scene.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 16, 2021 08:24 PM (t+qrx)


Piker.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 16, 2021 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Hey hogmartin a question. Suppose I were driving from VA to Detroitish-ish MI and I wanted to bring a firearm and go shoosting what would be a good place to do that. It will be June so outdoor is acceptable. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 08:28 PM (ZfRYq)

153 Now the Left has done it, they made Pixy Misa mad. And you won't like Pixy Misa when she's mad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:28 PM (XDC5a)

154
CppThis.  I  told  my favorite grocery store to shove it up their ass over the  Mike Lindell thing.  Went straight to the store management and told them exactly why.  Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:27 PM (/lj7+)


HEB? If so, that sucks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 08:29 PM (OED7z)

155 Posted by:Jordan61
Dad and his golf buddy went about 15 yrs. ago.  Loved it!

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 08:29 PM (E0OEG)

156 Tenacious D may not be for everyone. Can't blame JB for being PC.
Exhibit A: Spiderman live

Posted by: mot at April 16, 2021 08:30 PM (jad3h)

157 The my pillow guy is expanding his my store to compete with Amazon. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 08:30 PM (ZfRYq)

158 Along Came Polly featured Hank Azaria who definitely did some amazing gains for his minor part.
Are you for scuba?
Best Jack Black role is when the Jackal shoots him.
Hear! Hear! It's right up there with Gwyneth Paltrow's greatest role in "Se7en"


I have long maintained that Steven Seagal's greatest performance was getting sucked out of an airplane. (Apparently they didn't tell him that was going to happen, and he tried to back out when he found out. :-P)

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:30 PM (dhFCT)

159 my dad tried to give me a stack of his miles that he wasn't going to use and they wanted a hilarious fee

Don't forget the two VERY last things on a company's mind when offering customer service: customers and service.

Posted by: Delta at April 16, 2021 08:30 PM (vOGqy)

160 Amazon is spending around $450 million for the first season of their LoTR series?  Based on what I've heard, it should be called LoTW (Lord of the Woke).  Star Wars fans are nothing compared to LoTR fans.  It is going to be a slaughter.

Posted by: WiNO at April 16, 2021 08:31 PM (EpDzw)

161 Granted my opinion is from Russian movies of all eras, but sure seems to me Russians are sucking down vodka like it's water. Drunk or not is another matter.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2021 08:31 PM (Cxk7w)

162 Andy Tifa getting ready and working at it really scares me.....because I might die of laughter if he came at me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 16, 2021 08:32 PM (2SdPm)

163 @moviegique yes the best part of Executive Decision is Seagal dying right away. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 08:32 PM (ZfRYq)

164 Pixy Misa: "You can tell because for some obscure reason Australia spells it 'Labor' for the political party and 'labour' everywhere else."
We do the same thing here. There's "GOP" and then there's "GOPe" with the penis hanging off the end.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 16, 2021 08:32 PM (aXxgO)

165 Peter Jackson ruined Tolkien already so doubt Amazon could do more damage.

The COVID pandemic killed off Peter Jackson's hobby business Wingnut Wings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2021 08:33 PM (XDC5a)

166 You guys are making it sound like Aeroflot's pilots are always drunk or something. Or equipment is not up to par. Or that there are missing critical parts because...well, because.

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 16, 2021 08:25 PM (Q9SFr)

Yeah, those guys really need to get their act together!

Posted by: drunken Northwest Airlines Pilots at April 16, 2021 08:35 PM (2SdPm)

167 I stopped getting Smithfield after finding out they became Chinese. What am I getting after 1.4 billion Chinese have picked out the best meat?

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2021 08:35 PM (l0Lgi)

168 Has anyone been to Costa Rica? Posted by:Jordan61at April 16, 2021 08:24 PM (OED7z)
My impression is the freaks from the US go to Costa Rica to do things they can't legally do here.  Plus, I knew someone whose behavior confirmed that impression.

Posted by: WiNO at April 16, 2021 08:35 PM (EpDzw)

169
Hey hogmartin a question. Suppose I were driving from VA to Detroitish-ish MI and I wanted to bring a firearm and go shoosting what would be a good place to do that. It will be June so outdoor is acceptable.

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 08:28 PM (ZfRYq)

Indoor or outdoor? If indoor, Huron Valley Guns is excellent. Outdoor, I've been to the Sharonville DNR range. AltonJackson might be your go-to for recommendations in that area.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

170 Jordan61,  Yes, HEB,  I loved shopping there and really liked a bunch of the  checkers.  My business partner still shops there and  they asked her where I was .  She told them , You got political  and so did she.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:36 PM (/lj7+)

171 >>>I have long maintained that Steven Seagal's greatest performance was getting sucked out of an airplane.<
>He did okay in The Onion Movie as the Cock Puncher.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (yOVXa)

172 Someone really, REALLY needs to come out with a keto-friendly version of Atomic Fireballs. (Also Fireball whisky.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

173 Hogmartin,  Supposedly airline miles can be donated to Fisher Houses for use by the families of injured military.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (7EjX1)

174 Yes, HEB, I loved shopping there and really liked a bunch of the checkers. My business partner still shops there and they asked her where I was. She told them , You got political and so did she.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:36 PM (/lj7+)


That's awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

175
I no longer buy from Amazon. I've given up Diet Coke. I've given up Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime—well, I wasn't a big watcher, but the family gave them up. A bunch of companies that sell services and products I don't use regularly will be scrutinized the next time I am in the market.
I've got a blueprint for a product website which people could use to keep track of these jerkholes' political positions, but have been too busy to roll it out.

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:27 PM (dhFCT)

That's a good list to avoid for starters. There was a website set up a couple of years ago that attempted to do what you're talking about; hell, I even promoted it a bit here in the comments. But they didn't do much to keep it updated -- which would be the REAL hard part of the site.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (F0YaR)

176 I have long maintained that Steven Seagal's greatest performance was getting sucked out of an airplane. (Apparently they didn't tell him that was going to happen, and he tried to back out when he found out. :-P)

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:30 PM (dhFCT)

"Steven Seagal" and "Greatest Performance" are two things that don't really belong in the same sentence together.

Posted by: drunken Northwest Airlines Pilots at April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (2SdPm)

177 163 @moviegique yes the best part of Executive Decision is Seagal dying right away.  Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 08:32 PM (ZfRYq)

It's a great moment in cinematic trolling.  We're supposed to go into this thinking it will be another boring Steven Seagal vehicle where he climbs on board and awkwardly karate-chops his way to victory, but hell naw he gets turbo pwned and it's time for plans B through D!

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (zcf1k)

178 Well, shit. That's three "don't go"s and one secondhand recommendation. I need to go SOMEWHERE or I'm going to snap.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 08:38 PM (OED7z)

179 I was so disappointed to learn that Keurig coffee bought Dr. Pepper a few years ago.  Keurig Dr. Pepper signed the woke anti-Georgia letter, so I guess I'm going to have to find a new diet drink in the morning.  This is getting personal!

Posted by: jayhawkone at April 16, 2021 08:38 PM (Kw/Ja)

180 /off drunken pilot sock.
Darn you, capcha!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 16, 2021 08:39 PM (2SdPm)

181 And while he's not a great actor (or may not be, I'm not sure how we would know, since everyone always wants him to "do Jack Black"),
Jack Black insists upon himself. Acting or singing, he immerses himself in the Jack Blackiness of what he does. 

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 16, 2021 08:39 PM (uUja+)

182
Jordan61,  Yes, HEB,  I loved shopping there and really liked a bunch of the  checkers.  My business partner still shops there and  they asked her where I was .  She told them , You got political  and so did she. Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:36 PM (/lj7+)


Ugh, that's a shame. I always liked shopping at HEB when we lived in Texas.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 08:40 PM (OED7z)

183 jayhawkone, I wonder if it could be figured out how to make your own 100% homemade soft drinks with a (used) Sodastream machine.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

184 @hogmartin thanks I copypasta your reco into my phone notes

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 08:40 PM (ZfRYq)

185 I wasn't able to read the non-woke companies.  Print to small.

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 08:41 PM (E0OEG)

186 Uh, Katana, not a stabbing weapon.  It's a cutting weapon. /facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2021 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

187 I have to figure out what to do with eleventy billion miles on a Delta AMEX, since I won't be going anywhere with those assholes.

Why not fly the hell out of them? It's your money, which they're hoping you won't ask for.

I wouldn't trust them an inch to do an actual 1:1 conversion for Fisher House.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2021 08:41 PM (l0Lgi)

188 This is Jack Black's finest role:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do9xPQHI9G0

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 16, 2021 08:42 PM (2SdPm)

189 bobcat video... you may be a Redneck if....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2021 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

190 Well there is only so far you can go avoiding the woke. sra blaster works for a giant company that has joined the woke but they pay well and have awesome benefits and we can't afford to stand on that principle. She satisfies herself by yelling bad words at the webinars making sure her Mike is off 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 08:43 PM (ZfRYq)

191 I came back to the other thread and everyone was gone. 
Sorry I did not see your question vmom. Yes, I limped to the kitchen and took magnesium and potassium. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 08:44 PM (lmikk)

192
"Steven Seagal" and "Greatest Performance" are two things that don't really belong in the same sentence together. Posted by: drunken Northwest Airlines Pilots at April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (2SdPm)



Steven Seagal's greatest performance was Erika Eleniak's magnificent gozambas bouncing out of a cake. And he was really just in the way there.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 08:45 PM (Bwq3v)

193 CurtisHouck  4h 

 Biden gives away the game, admits that he IS coming for your guns and WILL take them away from you: 


 "Who in God's name needs a weapon that can hold 100 rounds, or 40 rounds, or 20 rounds. It's just wrong and I'm not going to give up until it's done."

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2021 08:46 PM (v8zv4)

194
Looking at Kia. They will take two vehicles in trade for an either new or used one.
Posted by:Madame mayhemat April 16, 2021 07:42 PM (Vxu+H)

My last 2 cars have been Kia Sportages. Haven't driven anything else since 2005ish. I love them. They've never been in the shop for anything other than regular maintenance stuff. I wish they would make a truck with the front end of the Telluride.

Posted by: G. Gnome at April 16, 2021 08:46 PM (OQcPl)

195 Jumpin jahoshaphat, I see the old servers are not up yet.

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 08:46 PM (E0OEG)

196 Wed: Doc said she'd predcribe norco, muscle relaxers and xanax for last week's beating... still waiting... Joy of medi-cal!!! 

Posted by: Getting the band back together after elder abuse at April 16, 2021 08:46 PM (a2xOr)

197
Steven Seagal's greatest performance was Erika Eleniak's magnificent gozambas bouncing out of a cake. And he was really just in the way there.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 08:45 PM (Bwq3v)

No, that scene was carried by her boobs. Epic. Formative. 
His best scene is from Executive Decision. The last one he has in the movie. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2021 08:47 PM (lmikk)

198 Pretty sure watching the cake scene on HBO was the first time that I saw bewb.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 08:47 PM (zcf1k)

199 181And while he's not a great actor (or may not be, I'm not sure how we would know, since everyone always wants him to "do Jack Black"),
Jack Black insists upon himself. Acting or singing, he immerses himself in the Jack Blackiness of what he does.

Posted by:Gentlemen, this is junta manifestat April 16, 2021 08:39 PM (uUja+)

I'd completely agree with you, had I not seen Tropic Thunder, where he plays a whiny, pampered, not at all "Jack Black" actor. He gave the degrading performance that Stiller wanted in the role. Impressive to anyone like me who thought he only had that one type.

Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2021 08:47 PM (RzGcW)

200 This is Jack Black's finest role: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do9xPQHI9G0

That's well done.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2021 08:47 PM (l0Lgi)

201 We honeymooned in Costa Rica at a resort called Ylang Ylang. It's very remote. Cheap too, but worth every penny. I'd like to go back someday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2021 08:47 PM (kTF2Z)

202 I buy secondhand items whenever something like a coffee cup breaks or I want décor or accessories.  Some things might be Chinese, but it's no longer contributing to their economy.  Plus I've looked up my purchases on Amazon and found hilarious prices, like $16 for the same coffee cup I bought for 89 cents from the Salvation Army.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 16, 2021 08:47 PM (/+bwe)

203 157 The my pillow guy is expanding his my store to compete with Amazon.  Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 08:30 PM (ZfRYq)

The uniqueness of Amazon isn't taking the order, but controlling the fulfillment part of the order cycle.   That is much more difficult to pull off, and Amazon leads the pack, by far. 
Because Amazon has built their logistics system into a world-class fulfillment process, their next step is to let small and medium manufacturers utilize it.   But after they have built it, it is a monopoly and now are free to abuse any product seller that wants to use it.
IIRC, Amazon takes between 20% to 30% of the total sell price to use their warehouse/fulfillment for independent companies.   Costs of scale make it extremely profitable after the volume at an Amazon warehouse gets big enough.    A company starting out will pay a lot more in sunk costs to get fulfillment built up.  But after a certain level, 30% is an obscene cost for fulfillment.    And if somehow you are still competitive, Amazon can simply raise their rate, or boot your azz from the system at their whim.
And when small vendors realize it, Oops!  Too late!   Amazon owns your ass, and there is really no way out, other than to blow up everything and rebuild it for yourself.
Oh, and that doesn't include that Amazon knows your detailed sales information before you do, and watch for the most successful products to copy and undersell you if your product is trending. 

Amazon, for a fair and competitive marketplace, is the Borg combined with a terminal disease to any company that uses it.  

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 08:48 PM (sy5kK)

204

That's a good list to avoid for starters. There was a website set up a couple of years ago that attempted to do what you're talking about; hell, I even promoted it a bit here in the comments. But they didn't do much to keep it updated -- which would be the REAL hard part of the site.

Posted by:GnuBreedat April 16, 2021 08:37 PM (F0YaR)

Well, the idea is it would be a social site. The users would keep it up.
Then, as a user, you'd have your group that you "followed" who provided info. The key element, which is something I've been pondering for years, is allowing people to create "trust circles", so that you could see why a company was down-voted (or up-voted) and by whom, and you could exclude/include people based on their track-record.
So, there'd be woke circles, too...and if you could probably calibrate your decisions by using them as a negation (and vice-versa). 
Seemed like an interesting idea.

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:48 PM (dhFCT)

205 144 CppThis.  I  told  my favorite grocery store to shove it up their ass over the  Mike Lindell thing.  Went straight to the store management and told them exactly why. 

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:27 PM (/lj7+)


The problem is Charles Butt, who is a MAJOR Leftist.  Which sucks, because I like H-E-B, and one just opened in Lubbock last October, and you find me there often (as I continue to cut off Wally World from my funds).  

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 08:49 PM (49Dnm)

206 Steven Seagal made one of the greatest watchable bad movies of all time.
Out For Justice. It's just amazing. It's is so wonderfully bad that I do not want to spoil a single moment. Just watch it and savor it.

Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2021 08:50 PM (RzGcW)

207 195 Jumpin jahoshaphat, I see the old servers are not up yet. Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 08:46 PM (E0OEG)

Come on man, do you want content and wit or service?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 08:50 PM (hOUT3)

208 For Texas Horde.  I now shop at Brookshires.   They have great 2 for 1 deals.  I bought a pork loin roast and got a second one for 1 cent and they do that on a bunch of their  products.  They  have a meat sale rack with not out of date meats  at half price or less.  They also have a rewards card and a senior discount.  They take about 20 bucks or better off of my bill very time.  They also hire young people and you never  carry your own groceries out.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2021 08:50 PM (/lj7+)

209 181And while he's not a great actor (or may not be, I'm not sure how we would know, since everyone always wants him to "do Jack Black"),
Jack Black insists upon himself. Acting or singing, he immerses himself in the Jack Blackiness of what he does.

Posted by:Gentlemen, this is junta manifestat April 16, 2021 08:39 PM (uUja+)

I totally get people not liking him but I don't think this is true. It's just hard to prove without going back a ways.
He does a voice in Shark's Tale, I think it is, where you would not know it was him. (But this negates having him on your roster, so he doesn't get to do it much.)

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:51 PM (dhFCT)

210 Well, the idea is it would be a social site. The users would keep it up.
Then, as a user, you'd have your group that you "followed" who provided info. The key element, which is something I've been pondering for years, is allowing people to create "trust circles", so that you could see why a company was down-voted (or up-voted) and by whom, and you could exclude/include people based on their track-record.
So, there'd be woke circles, too...and if you could probably calibrate your decisions by using them as a negation (and vice-versa). 
Seemed like an interesting idea.

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:48 PM (dhFCT)

I also like the idea of, say, those "trust circles" slowly over time buying up shares of different companies and forcing out the "woke", and otherwise focusing different companies on more piffling things like making a profit and providing superior products/services.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 08:51 PM (49Dnm)

211 179I was so disappointed to learn that Keurig coffee bought Dr. Pepper a few years ago. Keurig Dr. Pepper signed the woke anti-Georgia letter, so I guess I'm going to have to find a new diet drink in the morning. This is getting personal!

Posted by:jayhawkoneat April 16, 2021 08:38 PM (Kw/Ja)

*checks internet*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*gasp*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
OK, I guess it's "make your own" time.

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:52 PM (dhFCT)

212
Steven Seagal made one of the greatest watchable bad movies of all time. Out For Justice. It's just amazing. It's is so wonderfully bad that I do not want to spoil a single moment. Just watch it and savor it. Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2021 08:50 PM (RzGcW)


What in the world is he wearing in the shots of that movie? Was that look ever popular? Among any race of mankind?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 08:53 PM (Bwq3v)

213
Steven Seagal made one of the greatest watchable bad movies of all time. Out For Justice. It's just amazing. It's is so wonderfully bad that I do not want to spoil a single moment. Just watch it and savor it. Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2021 08:50 PM (RzGcW)


Is that the one in Brooklyn where he pretended to be Italian?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 08:53 PM (OED7z)

214 I've also stopped listening to new country music since it's gone woke also. So much so that they have the BLM supporting Mickey Guyton hosting the American Country Music awards. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2021 08:53 PM (2DOZq)

215 I have thought for years that Hyundai / Kia have the best designers in the appliance class of vehicles, and I just read last month that they now have the engineer responsible for driving dynamics who was responsible for the M5. 
If you can get past buying badges they're an exceptional value. They're what Lexus was doing in the 90s. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 08:53 PM (ohw1X)

216 Hey, moviegique is the first to break the new margins! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)

217 Moron Robbie, when my 2016 Hyundai Accent hatchback goes to the great dealership in the sky (or her next owner, whichever comes first), I want to see if I can get a new Tucson. :-)
Hyundai: Personally crash tested by Tiger Woods himself!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

218 " NASA picks Elon Musk’s SpaceX to land its next astronauts on the moon "

Musk was going to the moon whether NASA went or not.
 


Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2021 08:56 PM (v8zv4)

219 179 & 211: Well, damn.  A few weeks ago I bought a nice Keurig machine that was drastically discounted.  Normally $170, it was $120.  It is a nice combination coffee decanter (for coffee brewed the traditional way) and Keurig machine...decanter on one side, K-cups on another. 
This isn't supposed to be Stalin's USSR where just every bloody thing imaginable was political.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 08:56 PM (49Dnm)

220 One thing about Goolag - for a giant company with billions of customers - they do have some fairly stellar customer service.
I have had to contact them three times - once about my company search ranking getting permanently boinked because my host was hacked with porn - and twice about YouTube "experience" issues. In all three cases, their response was unequivocal, customer-friendly, and correct, and happened within 48 hours.
I'm sure not everyone's experience with them is the same, and I despise almost their very commie existence, but they do make the trains run on time.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2021 08:57 PM (uEbPt)

221 Thanks qdpsteve.  I have a genuine Israeli Sodastream.  I've never tried to recreate Diet Dr. Pepper, but no time like the present.

Posted by: jayhawkone at April 16, 2021 08:57 PM (Kw/Ja)

222 my dad tried to give me a stack of his miles that he wasn't going to use and they wanted a hilarious fee
-------

To get around the fee, couldn't you just reserve a flight, and then have Dad log in and pay for it with miles?   Or alternatively, tell Dad to order such-and-such flight with using miles, and put it in your name?

I'm practicing my Irish Democracy skills, which will need to improve soon if I hope to survive the upcoming nonsense.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 08:57 PM (sy5kK)

223 216Hey, moviegique is the first to break the new margins! :-)

Posted by:qdpsteveat April 16, 2021 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)

\o/

And on that note Joe Bob Brigg's The Last Drive-In begins in 2:30 second and I am outtahere.

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:57 PM (dhFCT)

224 Jumpin jahoshaphat, I see the old servers are not up yet.
Posted by: Infidel

The Wrangler of Hamsters mentioned that the data center that had the power outage and the fire and the flood..... had another power outage. No fire or flood this time, but 75% of his "day job" machines died again.

I suppose that set the schedules back a bit.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2021 08:57 PM (P1f+c)

225 213 Is that the one in Brooklyn where he pretended to be Italian?

Posted by:Jordan61at April 16, 2021 08:53 PM (OED7z)

It is indeed. One of the many wonderful moments of the movie is when he inexplicably turns on a dime from "I totally show respect to you and the Mafia and I am totally almost a made guy myself and I grew up in the neighborhood" to "I never liked you so I will just completely disrespect you now" within like three minutes.

Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2021 08:58 PM (RzGcW)

226 217: So much for Mr. Woods driving Buicks.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 08:58 PM (49Dnm)

227 And thus was born the sport of Bobcat Tossing, revered in the annals of history only behind pulling swords from stones and aquatic bints lobbing scimitars all about. 

Posted by: wareagle82 at April 16, 2021 08:58 PM (+Kpte)

228 Catch33: no worries. You can get third-party empty reusable baskets for the Keurig, which you can then fill with Black Rifle coffee. You don't have to keep giving Keurig money forever (or at least I don't believe you have to).

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)

229 Hyundai: Personally crash tested by Tiger Woods himself! Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

Hyundai is the first (and only  vehicle) I ever totaled, but to be fair I walked away!

And the  KIA marque just p!sses me off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

230 I think irish democracy is key in dealing with places like Amazon. 
They won't miss your hundred dollars or your $500 or whatever you spend annually.
But YOU can buy and return, buy and return, requiring UPS to come out to pick up a $3 item, or the laptop that doesn't have quite the color rendering that you were looking for.
Use them. Use the hell out of them. Make them lose money on you. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (ohw1X)

231 204 Well, the idea is it would be a social site. The users would keep it up. Then, as a user, you'd have your group that you "followed" who provided info. The key element, which is something I've been pondering for years, is allowing people to create "trust circles", so that you could see why a company was down-voted (or up-voted) and by whom, and you could exclude/include people based on their track-record. So, there'd be woke circles, too...and if you could probably calibrate your decisions by using them as a negation (and vice-versa).  Seemed like an interesting idea. Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:48 PM (dhFCT)

That is a good idea, I agree.  And making it decentralized is definitely the right way to go.  Let's not forget that the fundamental problem with existing social media networks isn't actually that they are run by insane wokeists*, it's that they're heavily planned and centralized so the insane wokeists are, like Marat, steering the angry mob for fun and profit.  And, yeah, sure, they could use your system too but they already have traditional and new media on their side so the net benefit to them is a lot less than to non-wokeists who aren't necessarily political but very much upset with what's going on.  One of the reasons that non-leftist attempts to pull things back is that the leftists are great at presenting themselves as the ideologically agnostic option while the non-leftist pushback is inevitably some vaguely right-wing demagogue who goes with "hay guise check out my conservative site for conservative people with conservative ideas on everything, no non conservative gurls allowed hurhur" so the potential audience is limited from jump street.

*I'm a Battletech nerd so linguistically associating these assholes with Word of Blake pleases me greatly

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (zcf1k)

232 Steven Seagal made one of the greatest watchable bad movies of all time.
Out For Justice. It's just amazing. It's is so wonderfully bad that I do not want to spoil a single moment. Just watch it and savor it.

Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2021 08:50 PM (RzGcW)


Yes!  But it ruins you for all the other bad Seagal movies, and it's a shame. Because while they are all at least fair to middling good-bad, none of them touch that one in terms of pure awesome badness. 
 

So you keep renting different Seagal movies, chasing the original high, and you can never get there again.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (uEbPt)

233 218: I have my criticisms of Mr. Musk, but if he can do that, that will kick ass.  And it will be a humiliation to NASA, which would be great.  (Government vs. private enterprise)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (49Dnm)

234 moviegique, thanks for dropping by. :-)

Jay, here you go!:
diy-diet-dr-pepper

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)

235 Hey, moviegique is the first to break the new margins! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

Actually, the margins stayed put, and his post got broke.

In Soviet HQ, margins break you!

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2021 09:01 PM (P1f+c)

236
If you can get past buying badges they're an exceptional value. They're what Lexus was doing in the 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 08:53 PM (ohw1X)

I think they still have the best factory warranties around too, though I don't know anyone who's ever had to use one.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:01 PM (t+qrx)

237 suppose that set the schedules back a bit.

Posted by:mikeski


Sabotage. 

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 09:02 PM (E0OEG)

238 Hrothgar, the KIA acronym is bad juju IMHO. Also I wouldn't be surprised if China's first car to be sold in the USA has the brand name FKU.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

239
You've got 'Rona! 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2021 09:03 PM (pNxlR)

240 think they still have the best factory warranties around too, though I don't know anyone who's ever had to use one.
Posted by: hogmartin
-
In fairness my neighbor had to get a seat recline switch replaced in his Telluride under warranty. 
Probably  one of those first model year problems you hear Chevy and Ford owners warn you about. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:04 PM (ohw1X)

241 mikeski, true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

242 Use them. Use the hell out of them. Make them lose money on you. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (ohw1X)


Buy only one item at a time spaced at least a day apart so they cannot easily combine orders!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

243
Amazon, for a fair and competitive marketplace, is the Borg combined with a terminal disease to any company that uses it. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 08:48 PM (sy5kK)


It would be a darn shame if something happened union-organized-ish to every single one of Amazon's properties.  Every R. should be rolling up their sleeves to help the employees of all of our enemy corporations organize. It would be surprising and catch the left off guard. I'm starting to think this is the left's biggest weakness. And it closely resembles the solidarity movements that have been successful everywhere else.

Picket, organize, sabotage, lock them out, make their corporate lives a hellscape, and make them and their mouthpieces public enemy #1.

The left has paired up with big corps but they have a major weakness that can be exploited and leveraged.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 09:04 PM (Bwq3v)

244
Sabotage.

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 09:02 PM (E0OEG)


So, so, so, so listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your button?
But you, I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2021 09:04 PM (uEbPt)

245 228 Catch33: no worries. You can get third-party empty reusable baskets for the Keurig, which you can then fill with Black Rifle coffee. You don't have to keep giving Keurig money forever (or at least I don't believe you have to).

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)

Or you can do this: I am sitting on a strategic reserve of coffee.  The Colombian coffee I get went from the typical $7.75-$8 a can to $5 with combined discounts some years back.  I went through the reserve and it comes out to nearly two cases of coffee.  

Time to start using that.  I just hope I have enough coffee filters!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 09:04 PM (49Dnm)

246 I think Jack Black is one of those actors who is better when he's not going over-the-top with his acting.  My favorite role of his is in The Big Year.  It's actually got him, Owen Wilson, and Steve Martin, all in rather subdued roles (though in a couple scenes, Steve Martin can't seem to help himself).
I also thought his character in the Jumanji reboot was fun.  I think playing second fiddle to Dwayne Johnson in that movie helped.
Sadly, he was also in the abomination "The Neverending Story III",  or would have been, if such a movie even existed, which of course it didn't.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2021 09:04 PM (CAJOC)

247 A friend of mine works for a Boeing subcontractors to make the Lunar lander. He had to lay a number of people off today. 

Boeing hasn't got their big rocket off the ground yet which kind of makes it hard to win the contract. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:05 PM (ZfRYq)

248 Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 09:04 PM (Bwq3v)

Terrible thing to say.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2021 09:05 PM (uEbPt)

249 Buy only one item at a time spaced at least a day apart so they cannot easily combine orders!
-
My brother!
Yep. And return 50% of the order the same way. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:06 PM (ohw1X)

250 Hrothgar, the KIA acronym is bad juju IMHO. Also I wouldn't be surprised if China's first car to be sold in the USA has the brand name FKU.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)


They are NOT idiots, they knew the connotation! Eff them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

251
To get around the fee, couldn't you just reserve a flight, and then have Dad log in and pay for it with miles? Or alternatively, tell Dad to order such-and-such flight with using miles, and put it in your name?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 08:57 PM (sy5kK)

There's probably a way to do it, but at the time it wasn't convenient for whatever reason (we were coordinating over email while I was ordering tickets for myself and someone else, something like that). We'd just thought it might be easy to transfer them to a family member and it turned out it was absurdly unfeasible.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

252 Steven Seagal is a fag, retarded shit and all. Hitting Kelly LeBrock is a dick move, IMO.
On the other hand, Will Sasso did an awesome impression of that fuckhead on Mad TV.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 16, 2021 09:07 PM (4l77G)

253 OK, I guess it's "make your own" time.

Posted by: moviegique at April 16, 2021 08:52 PM (dhFCT)

Yup.  Black Rifle, Mystic Monk, local-to-you-roasters (but they're probably woke), lots of options.

Posted by: April at April 16, 2021 09:07 PM (OX9vb)

254 Jack is insufferable in bit parts, like High Fidelity

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2021 09:08 PM (PUmDY)

255 Steven Seagal's greatest performance was Erika Eleniak's magnificent gozambas bouncing out of a cake. And he was really just in the way there.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 08:45 PM (Bwq3v)

She was so overrated.  Not all women could pull off short hair.  She was one of those who coudn't.  

Besides, my memory of Under Siege?  "I'm just a cook."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 09:08 PM (49Dnm)

256 And Boeing's return pod failed.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2021 09:08 PM (v8zv4)

257 I also like the idea of, say, those "trust circles" slowly over time buying up shares of different companies and forcing out the "woke", and otherwise focusing different companies on more piffling things like making a profit and providing superior products/services.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 08:51 PM (49Dnm)

Agreed,  Catch.   This could be a great way for like-minded people to weed themselves out of the Woke brainwashed waves of comments and gain useful information.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

258 I think Kia had been around since the 40s or 50s. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:09 PM (ohw1X)

259 He didn't break the margins, he thought outside the box.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2021 09:09 PM (63Dwl)

260
I think Jack Black is one of those actors who is better when he's not going over-the-top with his acting.

Yeah. He was good in Bernie.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2021 09:09 PM (H5knJ)

261 The Big Year ... Jack Black ... and Steve Martin ... in subdued roles
Posted by: No One of Consequence

The whole movie must have felt like Kate Upton wearing a 32B.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2021 09:09 PM (P1f+c)

262 WOW qdpsteve!  Thank you.

Posted by: jayhawkone at April 16, 2021 09:10 PM (Kw/Ja)

263 233 I have my criticisms of Mr. Musk, but if he can do that, that will kick ass.  And it will be a humiliation to NASA, which would be great.  (Government vs. private enterprise) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (49Dnm)

He's already done more in a few years than NASA has in several decades, and for far less money.  Think about it...us damn dirty millennials born in or after the mid 80s never even knew a time when the US space program wasn't a shambling zombie.  Gen X didn't know it either if we go with the assertion that the shuttle was DOA.

I'm not Musk's number one fan either, but I call it like I see it.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:11 PM (zcf1k)

264 Just saying that Gillette has never recovered from their woke campaign against their customer base. Now P&G said it cost $7 billion but the name
branding had to be in the $20-25 billion.
They may never recover. Gave the competition a huge opening and they all took advantage of it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2021 09:11 PM (pw+jk)

265 Jukin, well you know what they say. Schick happens! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

266 Whatever else about Elon Musk he has swagger. And he's going to get to Mars. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:13 PM (ZfRYq)

267 I was lucky enough to see Notre Dame in the 70's. Terrible to watch it burn. Through the news coverage I could still pick out balconies where I took pics from. Coolest church I was ever in. Why does France get so much cool stuff?

Posted by: dartist at April 16, 2021 09:13 PM (+ya+t)

268 Elon Musk is definitely today's Howard Hughes. I just hope he doesn't eventually go completely batshit insane like HH did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

269 Zack greek name is a better comedic actor than Jack.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2021 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

270 230 I think irish democracy is key in dealing with places like Amazon.  They won't miss your hundred dollars or your $500 or whatever you spend annually. But YOU can buy and return, buy and return, requiring UPS to come out to pick up a $3 item, or the laptop that doesn't have quite the color rendering that you were looking for. Use them. Use the hell out of them. Make them lose money on you.  Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (ohw1X)


Eie, Laddie!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, who married into an Irish family at April 16, 2021 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

271 If Musk can bring gig internet to Northwest Florida I will be moving there. ASAP. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:14 PM (ZfRYq)

272 268 Elon Musk is definitely today's Howard Hughes. I just hope he doesn't eventually go completely batshit insane like HH did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

How long are Musk's fingernails?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:15 PM (sy5kK)

273
She was so overrated.  Not all women could pull off short hair.  She was one of those who coudn't.  
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2021 09:08 PM (49Dnm)


*steps back from the epic flaming Catch Thirty-Thr33 is about to get*

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 09:15 PM (OED7z)

274 I see exercise does not replace getting the vaccine. Because nothing replaces getting the vaccine (the same vaccine they were sneering at six months ago). Not even getting the vaccine replaces getting the vaccine, because now you must get the vaccine every year presumably for the rest of your life. 

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 16, 2021 09:15 PM (H8QX8)

275 Musk is maybe the only big name in business that has something resembling a vision, and I do respect that.  I just wish that his career didn't exist in such close orbit to the government money faucet.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:15 PM (zcf1k)

276
Zack greek name is a better comedic actor than Jack. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2021 09:14 PM (PUmDY)


He was really funny in Bubble Boy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 09:16 PM (OED7z)

277 272 268 Elon Musk is definitely today's Howard Hughes. I just hope he doesn't eventually go completely batshit insane like HH did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

How long are Musk's fingernails?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:15 PM (sy5kK)


Did anyone under 45 get the joke?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

278 Elon Musk is definitely today's Howard Hughes. I just hope he doesn't eventually go completely batshit insane like HH did.Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

Let he who has not worn Kleenex boxes shoes, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2021 09:17 PM (fLVm1)

279 Musk is following the classical formula for success. Set a goal, develop a plan, do the plan.

I wonder if his ultimate goal is to actually be the first man on Mars himself.

Posted by: davidt at April 16, 2021 09:17 PM (TuwFK)

280 268Elon Musk is definitely today's Howard Hughes. I just hope he doesn't eventually go completely batshit insane like HH did.

Posted by:qdpsteveat April 16, 2021 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)


I doubt he will. He's got four nice kids, and they'll keep him grounded. 

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 16, 2021 09:18 PM (H8QX8)

281 I was watching Ronin last night and there is a part where the Russian guys skater girlfriend is performing to a song and all I could think was it's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

Will Farrell and Jack Black to me are very similar. They are best in roles where they can be who they are. And they also have some stretch capabilities that are really good. And sometimes they suck. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:18 PM (ZfRYq)

282 I appreciate that Pitfall post. I could watch Pitfall for hours. Comfy memories back then.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 16, 2021 09:19 PM (I9Vte)

283 Elon beat out that creep Bezos for the contract.

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 16, 2021 09:19 PM (Q9SFr)

284 Lefwing candidate in Australia needs you to know his "gender identity:"
That's definitely UK, not Oz, and the gender identity is important because most older British men look like lesbians for some reason.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2021 09:19 PM (6XLoz)

285 Someone at Quora just asked (no answers yet), "How do I buy a Chick-Fil-A?"

If you want a sandwich or other item, just go there and buy one. But if you want to own an entire location... uh, you can't. Every store is owned by the parent corporation which is owned by the Cathy family. You might be able to take over the management of a franchise, but not sure how that would work within CFA's corporate framework/structure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

286 Let he who has not worn Kleenex boxes shoes, cast the first stone.

Posted by:Cicero


Here, here!

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 09:20 PM (E0OEG)

287 I think Kia had been around since the 40s or 50s. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:09 PM (ohw1X)


They may have been, but they weren't selling mid-level cars to the USA at that time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

288 232 Yes! But it ruins you for all the other bad Seagal movies, and it's a shame. Because while they are all at least fair to middling good-bad, none of them touch that one in terms of pure awesome badness.
So you keep renting different Seagal movies, chasing the original high, and you can never get there again.

Posted by:...at April 16, 2021 09:00 PM (uEbPt)

It's true. I don't want to take anything away from the man. His other movies were bad. But they were not genius bad. Few geniuses can equal or top their original great works. Einstein managed it, with General Relativity, but, you know, Einstein. Even Schroedinger never exceeded the equation he worked out in seclusion with his mistresses. 

Posted by: Splunge at April 16, 2021 09:20 PM (RzGcW)

289
Elon beat out that creep Bezos for the contract.

Posted by:runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink !at April 16, 2021 09:19 PM (Q9SFr)

This is the important part.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:20 PM (t+qrx)

290 Cicero, LOL.
LCD, I got it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:21 PM (L2ZTs)

291 I wonder if his ultimate goal is to actually be the first man on Mars himself.

Posted by: davidt at April 16, 2021 09:17 PM (TuwFK)


I don't think so. He will send some people to build his throne first. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

292 The author of Nomadland does a week at an Amazon distribution center, one using robots. It was pretty amusing. This was a few years back, but at the time, the robots would sometimes escape or go crazy. They would come with the same stuff to be scanned multiple times. They were using ones that looked like giant Roombas that move pallets of stuff in to be scanned. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2021 09:21 PM (5HBd1)

293
I doubt he will. He's got four nice kids, and they'll keep him grounded.  Posted by: Homo Viator at April 16, 2021 09:18 PM (H8QX


I thought he had more than that. 6 or 7? Or did you mean only four of them are nice?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 09:22 PM (OED7z)

294 Hrothgar, yeah, and KIA could have changed their name for the American market. Called themselves KAM (Korean American Motors) or something. (Remember when Nissan was Datsun in the USA?)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)

295 Elon beat out that creep Bezos for the contract. Posted by:runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink !at April 16, 2021 09:19 PM (Q9SFr)This is the important part. Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:20 PM (t+qrx)

I knew there was something about Elon I really liked!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

296 @285 but that isn't right at all. 


Quora is stupid. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:23 PM (ZfRYq)

297 262 WOW qdpsteve!  Thank you. Posted by: jayhawkone at April 16, 2021 09:10 PM (Kw/Ja)

And you can buy those reusable coffee grounds containers at most retailers that sell the Keurig machines, as well as online.

It makes my head shake when people say the Keurig single pods save money.   It doesn't, the coffee costs 2 to 3 times as much as buying it by the 12oz or pound package, and those millions and millions of empty pods last for hundreds of years in the dump.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:23 PM (sy5kK)

298 blaster, uh, that was what I would have answered :-) ... Tell me how I'm wrong.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)

299 "Because Amazon has built their logistics system into a world-class fulfillment process, ...
Posted by:LeftCoast Dawgat April 16, 2021 08:48 PM (sy5kK)"
Uh... world class in the sense of being successful in a business sense, *for now*, but a solid 2/3 or more of what they touch turns to shit. They went on a binge of snapping up specialty mail order companies a while back and basically wrecked all of them... after a few months, not only could you not source the items the acquired company used to sell from Amazon (if they were even ever listed at all), in some cases the sales impact was so catastrophic that the actual manufacturers went under.
Couple this with the slow motion trainwreck that is their packing and delivery efforts... roughly 50% of my items from them come damaged due to Amazon warehouse fuckery, now. And their delivery drivers keep ramming parcels into my mailbox, so by the time USPS rolls around they just throw in a "can't deliver" slip and I have to go drive to pick it up.
Something is going to come after Amazon that isn't a big 'ole pile of counterfeits and item listing fuck-fuck games - I just hope I live to see it.  It'll be a while.

Posted by: somedood at April 16, 2021 09:24 PM (0BW5E)

300 Evening, Horde. Gov. Sununu of NH: last in NE to impose mask mandate and first to lift it (today).  Of course, I ignored the mandate from the get-go.

Posted by: RI Red at April 16, 2021 09:25 PM (Xkiew)

301 First trailer for Apple TV+ version of Foundation, based on Asimov, naturally:

https://youtu.be/FZd3xUDudy8

Thoughts?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2021 09:26 PM (i4vaF)

302 Keurig famously fought a protracted legal battle with at least one other company over whether they could be the one and only company allowed to produce coffee packages with the particular dimensions of a K-cup.  It said a lot about them as a company, so I'm not exactly surprised that they would turn up in something like this.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:26 PM (zcf1k)

303 As for Amazon, I think working there breaks people because no company has ever in the history of mankind seen the kind of volume Amazon does on a daily basis. Good grief. At least at Walmart, customers do their own searching, picking and checkout. Amazon's employees have to do it all themselves.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

304 Chevy Chase was funnier than Zach or Jack.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2021 09:26 PM (PUmDY)

305 Okay, Smart Military Blog, I have a fashion question:  I'm watching "The Foods That Built America" on the History Channel.  They show postwar guys (40's/50's era) in loud colored shirts.  It was my understanding that businessmen wore white shirts with suits -- MAYBE a light blue shirt if they were feeling frisky.  Is this right?  Because I recollect the sudden impact of the shag-a-delic late 60's and early 70's when colored shirts freaked out the squares, and Dad suddenly went from stolid solid suits in grey and navy to lime green suits and raspberry shirts.
Correct?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2021 09:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

306 @qdpstevw because not every CFA is a corporate owned store. They do franchise but a franchisee is only allowed to have a single store. 

You can buy in but they have a process for approval that is not easy. 

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:27 PM (ZfRYq)

307
It makes my head shake when people say the Keurig single pods save money. 
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:23 PM (sy5kK)


WHO says that?! The pods cost a fortune, and my mom goes through at least three a day. I buy a bag of coffee and use one of those refillable deals, but she can't be bothered. Did I mention I do all the shopping?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 09:28 PM (OED7z)

308 I'm still pissed that AMZN crapped all over Woot.  Talk about a spunky young startup getting consumed and turned into some megacorp's sloppy seconds.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:28 PM (zcf1k)

309 somedood, it would be nice to see a company that isn't a complete slave to slave-driving, cheap-ass Chinese companies and goods, get at least a tiny toehold in the online retail market.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

310
You might be able to take over the management of a franchise, but not sure how that would work within CFA's corporate framework/structure.


I looked into them when I was looking to buy a franchise or two. Yeah, it's not a franchise in the traditional sense. You basically buy rights to operate a franchise but you don't own it. And you can't build an empire of locations because you have to physically work at a location (or two max) for a set number of hours. You can make good money but it just wasn't for me. 

I'm 29 and I wanted to hire others to do the heavy lifting. So I looked elsewhere. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2021 09:28 PM (Rvt88)

311 I wonder why Hyundai and Kia are doing well here while Daewoo never really broke into the US market to any degree. Some of the Japanese manufacturers are like that too; Suzuki doesn't really have hardly any auto presence and I'm pretty sure that they left the market years ago but I'm too lazy to check. Can't turn around without knocking over an SV650, but I haven't seen a Suzuki car in years. 
I think maybe it's because the Daewoo logo looks like a diagram of a uterus with ovaries and fallopian tubes.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:29 PM (t+qrx)

312 That's interesting, because I've had very few issues with damage to Amazon packages. I do sometimes buy from the warehouse and I can see damaged boxes, but the items have been fine. I do think there are some issues with the Hillsboro OR distribution center. A lot of times, they get out of Portland okay and get delayed in Hillsboro. They aren't that far apart.
I think the only thing I've had broken was a Japanese bowl. Two others came through fine, but they shipped one in a package with another item. That was smashed up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2021 09:29 PM (5HBd1)

313 It is maybe "inspiring" to put people on Mars ... but not logical.  Too far away, not enough resources to make it habitable (unless we nuke the icecaps and algae produce a better atmosphere, unlikely).  

BUT .. the tech to build something (astronomically expensive) there with humans (who will die there, and then maybe we quit sending humans?) ... yeah, all that is pretty neat ... living out our star wars fantasies.  .. OK ... Moon base might make more sense ... closer, could study stars from the dark side, military uses, ... But Mars?   nah ... do it to show we can ... then make life better on Earth. ... 

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2021 09:29 PM (Cus5s)

314 blaster, didn't realize. Thanks. Now see, that's why I didn't answer the question at Quo... uh, the "other site." :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

315
I'm still pissed that AMZN crapped all over Woot.  Talk about a spunky young startup getting consumed and turned into some megacorp's sloppy seconds. Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:28 PM (zcf1k)


Me too! I loved Woot!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 09:30 PM (OED7z)

316 I had friends at church that had Kias. They had a great policy on repairs. They had a major issue with the transmission. The company paid to have the transmission just replaced, rather than repaired

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2021 09:30 PM (5HBd1)

317 Fun fact - the plane crash Hughes was rescued from, my father helped rescue him.  (Though he didn't get any money; long story.)  When he got home, his father wanted to know why he wasn't home when he was supposed to be, and thought he (my father) made the whole thing up, grounded him. (Dad was 17, hadn't been kicked outta the house yet.)  Dad would later serve in Thailand under Charlie Brown, the famous B-17 pilot who limped back to England with a Luftwaffe pilot's assistance.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 16, 2021 09:30 PM (19K8I)

318 Tonypete, thanks! I believe In-N-Out is kind of structured similarly... the only person who actually *owns* any In-N-Out locations is Lynsi Snyder (who I believe is up to her fifth quickie pump-and-dump marriage by now). :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

319 Because I recollect the sudden impact of the shag-a-delic late 60's and early 70's when colored shirts freaked out the squares, and Dad suddenly went from stolid solid suits in grey and navy tolime green suits and raspberry shirts.
Correct?

Posted by:All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


I remember it that way.  Dad had to wear suits and ties.  In the 70's I remember red, white and black, wide ties, with a black suit and red shirt.  Pink shirts, all kinds of wild shit.  I remember mom would go shopping with him in those days and pick out the 'good' stuff.

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 09:32 PM (E0OEG)

320
I'm 29 and I wanted to hire others to do the heavy lifting. So I looked elsewhere.

Posted by:Tonypeteat April 16, 2021 09:28 PM (Rvt8


I would be delighted if you would open a Massage Envy franchise in Lancaster.

Posted by: April at April 16, 2021 09:32 PM (OX9vb)

321
Something is going to come after Amazon that isn't a big 'ole pile of counterfeits and item listing fuck-fuck games - I just hope I live to see it. It'll be a while.

Posted by: somedood at April 16, 2021 09:24 PM (0BW5E)

If you ever find whatever developed to fill the niche of ca. 2000 eBay, i.e. sells actual parts and isn't counterfeits, item listing fuck-fuck games, or endless pages of CNC machined billet aluminum crap, lemme know.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:33 PM (t+qrx)

322 I had Atari Adventure in 1978 and it was breakthrough in my humble teen punk opinion

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 16, 2021 09:34 PM (EZebt)

323 . . .  logo looks like a diagram of a uterus with ovaries and fallopian tubes.


For a logo that induces true head-scratching - Volvo branding.  Name close to a (very) female body part and a logo that is the medical symbol for 'male'.  

I don't get it. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2021 09:34 PM (Rvt88)

324
He's already done more in a few years than NASA has in several decades, and for far less money.  Think about it...us damn dirty millennials born in or after the mid 80s never even knew a time when the US space program wasn't a shambling zombie.  Gen X didn't know it either if we go with the assertion that the shuttle was DOA.
 

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:11 PM (zcf1k)

Wow, thanks for the perspective.  I didn't think about this, but you are correct.  Growing up in the '60's as a young kid, it was a really big deal to wake up really early on the Left coast, with Dad who usually left for work about 6:30 am, to watch the launching of the Mercury, and Gemini rockets.     I could see in my blue-collar Dad's eyes how proud he was to be an American.   As a 7 or 9 year old, it is thought provoking to watch a tear go down his cheek as one of those launches successfully cleared the tower and rose into the early morning blue skies of Florida. 



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:35 PM (sy5kK)

325 Drilling into Mars and using it as an observatory platform would be cool.  Granted, it has some atmosphere but it's much farther away than the Moon so it's a bit closer to everything else.  (That's a bit of a joke, given relative distances.)

Posted by: SFGoth at April 16, 2021 09:36 PM (19K8I)

326 "I'm still pissed that AMZN crapped all over Woot. Talk about a spunky young startup getting consumed and turned into some megacorp's sloppy seconds."

yes, agree ... this is what monopolies do, consume all competitors, or just kill them by other means. ... 
Same with "conservatives" that get a voice, then get bought out by DC/oligarch/mafia money, or killed off (rhetorically or literally).  Take the silver or the lead. ... Time to go back to forming tribes ... government is one big mafia now, with Davos types most murderous (as in little Greta, must shut down all commerce to save the planet ... or Fascist Fauci ... pandemic must shut down America, but China ... new world order)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2021 09:36 PM (Cus5s)

327 Isn't SAAB both a carmaker and a plane manufacturer?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)

328
I would be delighted if you would open a Massage Envy franchise in Lancaster.
Posted by April


(Obligatory) 

Go on . . . . 

   I am unfamiliar with them but off to DDG them. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2021 09:37 PM (Rvt88)

329 Get your ass to Mars!

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:38 PM (ZfRYq)

330
I'm still pissed that AMZN crapped all over Woot


Yeah, pre-Amazon Woot was an amazing thing.  I can remember how excited I would be to manage to get a $5 Bag of Crap, and then checking the forums later and reading about someone who got a $6000 plasma TV and another guy who got a shrink-wrapped pallet of throw pillows delivered to his apartment.

So much fun.  I stayed up until 1am already most nights, but I can remember waking up at 1am to check on the nights that I wouldn't.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:38 PM (em09h)

331 Just got in and saw the video games up top.  Activision's River Raid beat them all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2021 09:39 PM (SchxB)

332 Correct?
---------
My WW2 dad always wore a suit and tie. Got a nickle for shining his shoes.

Posted by: dartist at April 16, 2021 09:39 PM (+ya+t)

333 @324: "Think about it...us damn dirty millennials born in or after the mid 80s never even knew a time when the US space program wasn't a shambling zombie."

And some of us born a little earlier in the late '70s mostly remember the Space Shuttle Challenger accident as our first major space milestone.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2021 09:39 PM (+WWsf)

334
I'm still pissed that AMZN crapped all over Woot. Talk about a spunky young startup getting consumed and turned into some megacorp's sloppy seconds.

Posted by:CppThis


The original guys opened MEH...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2021 09:40 PM (gtatv)

335 Amazon is full of counterfeits these days, too.  Auto parts and SD cards are luck of the draw.

"Hey, when did Denso start making their stuff in Vietnam?  And is there supposed to be an "i" in the name?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:40 PM (em09h)

336
For a logo that induces true head-scratching - Volvo branding. Name close to a (very) female body part and a logo that is the medical symbol for 'male'.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2021 09:34 PM (Rvt8

I'd kind of wondered where both of those came from too, and from what some interweb page says:
Volvo is from 'volvere', Latin, 'to roll' The symbol is the alchemical symbol for iron.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:40 PM (t+qrx)

337 It's really easy to find out about CFA franchises:

https://www.chick-fil-a.com/franchise


Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:41 PM (ZfRYq)

338 Moron Robbie, yup. I'm annoyed that Amazon allows so much non-branded cheap-ass Chinese crap onto their site.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:42 PM (L2ZTs)

339 That "male" symbol (also for Mars) is the spear and shield.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 16, 2021 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

340
Isn't SAAB both a carmaker and a plane manufacturer?

Posted by:qdpsteveat April 16, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)

The Swedish air force flies a lot of Saabs.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:42 PM (t+qrx)

341 Also when it comes to purchasing SD cards and similar items, I *always* purchase Sandisk. Something tells me it's safer that way...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

342
Get your ass to Mars!


*sobs*

Posted by: Brie Larson at April 16, 2021 09:43 PM (nCgJ/)

343 305 Okay, Smart Military Blog, I have a fashion question:  I'm watching "The Foods That Built America" on the History Channel.  They show postwar guys (40's/50's era) in loud colored shirts.  It was my understanding that businessmen wore white shirts with suits -- MAYBE a light blue shirt if they were feeling frisky.  Is this right? 

Absolutely.   I also have been watching that series, and enjoy it.  Maybe because I like history that isn't normally taught in school.   White shirts, and skinny black ties, were almost a requirement back then.
I am guessing that the show does that to quietly show some more color in the show, simply for visual appeal.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)

344 Tonypete, they offer a membership, which allows a monthly massage at a much lower price than single massages.
I'm sure it's a luxury to most of their customers, but for some of us, it's a medical imperative for pain management and to keep moving.  I'm only sorry I have to go to Columbus for it.

Posted by: April at April 16, 2021 09:43 PM (OX9vb)

345 Links work here!  That's something, right?

Posted by: blaster at April 16, 2021 09:44 PM (ZfRYq)

346 blaster, I haven't seen actual working links in comments so long it makes me feel old. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:44 PM (L2ZTs)

347 My WW2 dad always wore a suit and tie. Got a nickle for shining his shoes.

Posted by:dartist


I used to get .25 each to iron dads shirts and could move the little black and white tv  on wheels into my bedroom when I did the ironing.
I was such a weirdo that when I was grounded for the entirety of the 8th grade I negotiated a deal for only 1 hour of tv a week.  Little House on the Prairie.  At all other time the tv was on I was in my room.  Living the dream.

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 09:44 PM (E0OEG)

348 About time.....
Lawmaker Calls for Arrest of Creepy Bill Gates and Charges of "Crimes Against Humanity”
Gateway Pundit 

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 16, 2021 09:45 PM (/x+Eb)

349
Isn't SAAB both a carmaker and a plane manufacturer?


I was sad to see them go under, but not as sad as I was to see their offerings become nothing more than rebadged Chevrolets and Subarus.  I never owned one, but they always appealed to me in the way that somewhat unusual, off-the-wall marques do. 

To this day I'd still buy a 2-stroke Sonnet if I could find one in decent shape.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:45 PM (em09h)

350 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2021 09:46 PM (DUIap)

351 The Greatest Line Ever Uttered In Movie History does belong to Steven Seagal, from Out For Justice. 

Somebody mentions a girl named "Tina" to Seagal and he says:

"Tina? Da one wit da nipples'ya cood dial a telephone wit?"

I still have a hernia from laughing my ass off at that line.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 16, 2021 09:48 PM (i4vaF)

352 324 I could see in my blue-collar Dad's eyes how proud he was to be an American.   As a 7 or 9 year old, it is thought provoking to watch a tear go down his cheek as one of those launches successfully cleared the tower and rose into the early morning blue skies of Florida. 
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:35 PM (sy5kK)

This is probably also a big part of why millennials tend to be either bitchy libertarians or bitchy socialists who want nothing to do with the existing system.  We just never had that "single manly tear rolling down daddy's face when We The People accomplish something great" moment.  Oldsters got the space program.  Gen X got the end of the Cold War and (arguably, via DARPA) the computer revolution.  We got Clinton's cigars, 9/11 and the surveillance state.  Rightly or wrongly, everything before that is as real to us as Julius Caesar.

Business isn't a whole lot better.  Hughes, Iacocca, even Welch were fading memories in an age of corporate bureaucracy with no plan beyond making an Excel spreadsheet that Wall Street likes in the next quarterly update call.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:49 PM (zcf1k)

353 It's a God awful small affair

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2021 09:49 PM (PUmDY)

354 To this day I'd still buy a 2-stroke Sonnet if I could find one in decent shape.


Have you checked with AOP?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 16, 2021 09:49 PM (SchxB)

355
The Swedish air force flies a lot of Saabs.


Thanks for posting that link.  I know very little about planes but I remember seeing one of those in a Road and Track writeup about Saab and was struck at how attractive a design it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:50 PM (em09h)

356
I was sad to see them go under, but not as sad as I was to see their offerings become nothing more than rebadged Chevrolets and Subarus. I never owned one, but they always appealed to me in the way that somewhat unusual, off-the-wall marques do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:45 PM (em09h)

Agree 100%. I dated a girl in high school who drove a 900, and it was a fun, quirky little beast. The dashboard was up around neck height and the ignition was down by the parking brake, and all sorts of other little odd choices that really reinforced the "well, it's just like making a plane, only we leave off the wings" feel. It should've just died there instead of getting a kind of sad GM parts-bin purgatory for a few years.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:50 PM (t+qrx)

357 Posted by: April at April 16, 2021 09:43 PM (OX9vb)

Look around, there is an no-name Thai massage place near here (in NoVA) that daughterH uses for pain relief with  the same deal. There might be one near you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

358 AltonJackson, blaster is looking for shooting range recommendations in SE Lower MI.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

359  
Have you checked with AOP?


It would probably fit in the back of a Suburban for delivery.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:51 PM (em09h)

360 327 Isn't SAAB both a carmaker and a plane manufacturer? Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:36 PM (L2ZTs)

And a dessert topping and a floor wax.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2021 09:52 PM (sy5kK)

361 Teenage Wildlife is a fantastic song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2021 09:52 PM (PUmDY)

362
Look around, there is an no-name Thai massage place near here (in NoVA) that daughterH uses for pain relief with  the same deal. There might be one near you!


Along with the three Massage Envy places near me there is also the JoyTyme Touching Studio. 

April, I'm reasonably certain that's not the place you are seeking. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2021 09:53 PM (Rvt88)

363 when I was grounded for the entirety of the 8th grade
---------
8th grade was not a high point in my relationship with my parents either.

Posted by: dartist at April 16, 2021 09:53 PM (+ya+t)

364
I know very little about planes but I remember seeing one of those in a Road and Track writeup about Saab and was struck at how attractive a design it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:50 PM (em09h)

Canards = sexy.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:53 PM (t+qrx)

365 Hello horde.   Gaads I am glad that I am heading off this weekend.  
So tired of the pointy haired boss at work.   A couple months ago I was looking at the PPT for "this will be the new system"  and went "oh hell no" we have systems that can't just add a 3rd output string and we get this specialized data also from a lot of externals just being nice and can't ask them  to "hey just add another stream for us to be stupidly redundant instead of being smart about setup"    I guess I did say "it would have to be an HA pair if it remains 2 systems"   Stupid me.   
So two months of wrestling with the tarball that turned out to be, and tonight I put in a ticket to request to pull the plug on trying the HA option and please lets just set this up with single systems and have cross comms between the two centers.   That worked great the last few years.   Hopefully they/management will go along with that.  We simply don't have the man-hours to sort out the HA system tangle. 

Posted by: palerider at April 16, 2021 09:54 PM (Aashi)

366 330 Yeah, pre-Amazon Woot was an amazing thing.  I can remember how excited I would be to manage to get a $5 Bag of Crap, and then checking the forums later and reading about someone who got a $6000 plasma TV and another guy who got a shrink-wrapped pallet of throw pillows delivered to his apartment.
So much fun.  I stayed up until 1am already most nights, but I can remember waking up at 1am to check on the nights that I wouldn't. Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:38 PM (em09h)

Sadly I never managed to score a BOC, but I did get some screaming monkeys once.  The internet in general was just a lot more fun in those days.  Peak Internet was definitely around 2006, and since then it's been slowly replaced by a sterile, committee-approved shell.

Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:54 PM (zcf1k)

367 Everyone, thanks for the memories of SAAB. Sad to see they're gone as an American car make. (Plus a former boss of mine got her first good job at SAAB in the late 1970s, and told us in the 1990s how she'd get a free lease for a new one every year while she worked there.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 16, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)

368 Has anyone been to Costa Rica? I really need a vacation and their Covid policy is pretty lenient. No testing or quarantining upon arrival, you just have to fill out a health form 72 hours before you arrive.  Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 08:24 PM (OED7z)
I have, but a long time ago. It is very pretty, and pretty darn developed, and therefore pricey. My sister has a lakefront property in Nicaragua that she rents out on VRBO. Beautiful spot, peaceful, quiet, and safe. A short run to the charming colonial city of Granada, too. I have been there 3 or 4 times. Nurse R has my e-mail if you want further information.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 09:55 PM (mzC78)

369
Sadly I never managed to score a BOC, but I did get some screaming monkeys once. 
Posted by: CppThis at April 16, 2021 09:54 PM (zcf1k)


Those things scared the hell out of my dogs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 09:56 PM (OED7z)

370 Hoisted by its own canard.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 09:56 PM (em09h)

371 8th grade was not a high point in my relationship with my parents either.

Posted by:dartist


For some reason this made me lmao.  It got worse then it got better in my 20's.



GREEN

Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2021 09:56 PM (E0OEG)

372 Look around, there is an no-name Thai massage place near here (in NoVA) that daughterH uses for pain relief with  the same deal. There might be one near you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2021 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

Before the COVID bullshit, there was something like that in the local shopping mall.  It is long gone.

Posted by: April at April 16, 2021 09:57 PM (OX9vb)

373 Hogmartin, Government Motors swallowed Daewoo.

Posted by: clutch at April 16, 2021 09:57 PM (9UmRs)

374 April, I'm reasonably certain that's not the place you are seeking. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2021 09:53 PM (Rvt8

LOL

Posted by: April at April 16, 2021 09:58 PM (OX9vb)

375
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2021 09:55 PM (mzC7


Thanks AOP!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2021 09:58 PM (OED7z)

376
Hogmartin, Government Motors swallowed Daewoo.

Posted by: clutch at April 16, 2021 09:57 PM (9UmRs)

No kidding? Wow, in 2001. I didn't know that.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

377 I hated my folks in 8th grade.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 16, 2021 10:00 PM (PUmDY)

378
The internet in general was just a lot more fun in those days.  Peak Internet was definitely around 2006, and since then it's been slowly replaced by a sterile, committee-approved shell.


Yep.  I maintain that Facebook did it.  It's weird to think of how homogenized everything is now after being around to see napster, audiogalaxy, Woot, and who knows what else that I'm forgetting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 16, 2021 10:00 PM (em09h)

379 Noodus ONTus

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2021 10:00 PM (fqVfv)

380 I still liked my parents in 8th grade, but they were probably starting to tire of me around then.

Posted by: April at April 16, 2021 10:02 PM (OX9vb)

381
blaster is looking for shooting range recommendations in SE Lower MI.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:51 PM


whereabouts?  It seems we have choices, now

the two closest indoor ranges to me are Ann Arbor Arms in The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor, and T-Rex Arms in Belleville.  A3 is a little fancier, T-Rex is more down to earth


I like to go to the Sharonville range out in Grass Lake; it's an outdoor range what's got it all: 25, 50, & 100 yards, 10 yard pistol, archery "field", and half a dozen trap stations.  The even have a lane for shotgun patterning.  It's one of the Dept. of Natural Resources ranges, there are sever scattered about the state.  The Rose Lake range up in the Lansing area is the flagship of that fleet.


If you're around Milford, Huron Valley Guns is not to be missed.  Where else can you shoot, shop, get your hair cut, and have a plate of poutine all under one roof?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 16, 2021 10:02 PM (DUIap)

382 People can leave our county if they hate literally everything about it. That's an option. I don't believe America was ever founded to turn it into a economic zone and cannon fodder for wars benefiting foreign interests. People are going to snap one day and these assholes know it and are prepared this time.
@thehill
Kinzinger: Republicans who join "America First Caucus" that promotes Anglo-Saxon political traditions should be stripped of committees
hill.cm/iB1ziSW

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 16, 2021 10:03 PM (I9Vte)

383
Canards = sexy.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2021 09:53 PM (t+qrx)


Canards haven't sexy since the Wright Bros. They are evidence of poor planning in the preliminary design phase. The same for strakes.

Be better designers.

They are Jill Biden wearing a Pretty Woman halloween hooker costume day-to-day.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2021 10:04 PM (Bwq3v)

384 >>The original guys opened MEH...


Yup, casemates (one of the meh branches) is an awesome site for flash wine sales. 

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 16, 2021 10:11 PM (O6DoG)

385 nood Pixy-tech

Posted by: m at April 17, 2021 01:38 AM (Zsfob)

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