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January 13, 2014

Shock: Hillary Kept "Hit List" of People Who Didn't Endorse Her; Ranked People on "Loyalty Scale" from 1 to 7
— Ace

This isn't the Hillary Rodham Clinton I know.

This is from a book called HRC: State Secrets and the Rebirth of Hillary Clinton:

For Hillary, whose loss was of course not the end of her political career, the spreadsheet was a necessity of modern political warfare, an improvement on what old-school politicians called a Â“favor file.Â” It meant that when asks rolled in, she and Bill would have at their fingertips all the information needed to make a quick decision Â— including extenuating, mitigating and amplifying factors Â— so that friends could be rewarded and enemies punished.
...
There was a special circle of Clinton hell reserved for people who had endorsed Obama or stayed on the fence after Bill and Hillary had raised money for them, appointed them to a political post or written a recommendation to ice their kidÂ’s application to an elite school. On one early draft of the hit list, each Democratic member of Congress was assigned a numerical grade from 1 to 7, with the most helpful to Hillary earning 1s and the most treacherous drawing 7s. The set of 7s included Sens. John Kerry (D-Mass.), Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.), Bob Casey (D-Pa.) and Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.), as well as Reps. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.), Baron Hill (D-Ind.) and Rob Andrews (D-N.J.).
Yet even a 7 didnÂ’t seem strong enough to quantify the betrayal of some onetime allies.

So, how does MSNBC spin this?

I'll give you a little time to guess. Answer below the fold.

If you guessed "criticizing a female politician for having an Enemies List is sexist because no male politician has ever been so criticized," you win.

If you actually guessed someone would say "there's a gendered element here," I don't know whether you win for prescience or lose for having a head filled with progressive buzzwords and nonsense.

By the way, even as MSNBC claims that no one cares if a man with a penis has an enemies list, at all, ever, the channel enters the 88th hour of its special coverage of...

BRIDGEGATE APOCALYPSE OMEGA

Posted by: Ace at 10:48 AM | Comments (264)
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1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 10:58 AM (PYAXX)

Great. Now everyone who posts in this comments thread is going to get at least a 6 rating...

Posted by: junior at January 13, 2014 10:59 AM (UWFpX)

3 Vince Foster was rated "eleventy" just before he turned up dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 11:00 AM (8ZskC)

4 What do I have to do to earn an 8?

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at January 13, 2014 11:01 AM (ND9u8)

5 Only up to 7? My enemies list goes to 11.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2014 11:01 AM (o9Rp5)

6 Those with ratings higher than 5 are not eligible for life insurance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 11:01 AM (8ZskC)

BULLY!

SHE'S A BULLY!

I CALL BULLY!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nobody in the MSM, ever at January 13, 2014 11:01 AM (Q4elb)

8 I'm just glad that the negative books are still being published.
Wouldn't be surprised if she and Bill are calling in all of their favors to suppress as much bad stuff as possible as they prepare for 2016.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2014 11:01 AM (POpqt)

9 The Headline cries out for a Get This!

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:02 AM (QupBk)

10 Does MSNBC care if a man without a penis has an enemies list?

Posted by: Retread at January 13, 2014 11:02 AM (G+w7R)

11 "no male politician has ever been so criticized"

Nixon.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 13, 2014 11:02 AM (fwARV)

12 Dam..... was I a 1?

Posted by: Vince Foster at January 13, 2014 11:02 AM (lZBBB)

13 Apparently, using a normal 1-10 scale would have been too gender-normative or something.

Posted by: OSUsux at January 13, 2014 11:02 AM (DFXmi)

14 All you need to know about Hillary! is that she went to a football game with Bill and proceeded to read a book.

Doesn't that just tell you everything?

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2014 11:02 AM (KXm42)

15 Okay... there is a *bit* of a substantive difference, though. Shrillary was never POTUS (or Governor). Nixon and Christie were (are). So while the "You're a sexist for noticing!" spin is both a) predictable and b) disingenuous, it is worth noting that a defense of "Yeah, well, knowing who you could trust not to stab you in the back is a pretty good idea," is at least reasonable, and might even pass for valid in bad-enough light after you've had enough booze.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:02 AM (PYAXX)

16 Where did Amb. Chris Stevens fall on that list?

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (3ZtZW)

17 Hillary is one vicious, ugly piece of work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (8ZskC)

18 Wouldn't be surprised if she and Bill are calling in all of their favors to suppress as much bad stuff as possible as they prepare for 2016.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2014 03:01 PM (POpqt)

I'd be equally unsurprised to find out she and Bill are calling n all their favors to get as much bad stuff out now, so that by 2016, it's 'old news.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (fwARV)

19 I would have guessed commending her for taking charge, but yeah. Playing the victim of sexism makes more sense.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (rFjSX)

20 They're talking about the woman and her husband who had a bunch of FBI files on their enemies in the private residence of the White House, right?

Knock me over with a feather!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (POpqt)

21 12 Dam..... was I a 1? Posted by: Vince Foster at January 13, 2014 03:02 PM (lZBBB) Yup.... welcome to the list buddy....

Posted by: Ron Brown at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (lZBBB)

22 Those 900+ FBI files keep on giving.

Posted by: Buffalobob at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (RZBmV)

23 Yeah, let me tell you what happens to the 8s.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (RD7QR)

24 As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list Â— I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed Â— who never would be missed! There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs Â— All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs Â— All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat Â— All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that Â— And all third persons who on spoiling tÃªte-Ã¡-tÃªtes insist Â— They'd none of 'em be missed Â— they'd none of 'em be missed!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 11:03 AM (7ObY1)

25 What's the reason for the weird scale?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 13, 2014 11:04 AM (FEHds)

26 Normal people, when devising a rating scale, typically create a 1 to 5 or a 1 to 10. So the Hillary scale of 1 to 7 must be a progressive gender thing moron-ettes just can't understand.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at January 13, 2014 11:04 AM (hpgw1)

27 BRIDGEGATE APOCALYPSE OMEGA

Praxi praxis ...what's you're 80, over?

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2014 11:04 AM (KXm42)

28 OT: New study shows NFL suicide epidemic is a media myth. Former NFL players have a lower suicide risk than men in the general population. Retired NFL players have lower risks of suicide than the average man.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 13, 2014 11:04 AM (ZPrif)

29 Joe Biden is now five with a bullet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 11:04 AM (8ZskC)

30 What's the reason for the weird scale? Posted by: Waterhouse at January 13, 2014 03:04 PM (FEHds) She hired the team behind the Windows Score to calculate it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:04 AM (PYAXX)

31 >>I'd be equally unsurprised to find out she and Bill are calling n all their favors to get as much bad stuff out now, so that by 2016, it's 'old news.'

Good point. So they can play their favorite "This is old news" routine.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2014 11:05 AM (POpqt)

32 The best thing is that, if Christie is telling the truth, the mastermind behind his enemies list and actually acting on this list, was a woman.

Posted by: Adam at January 13, 2014 11:05 AM (Aif/5)

33 Men in the general population commit suicide at 2x the rate that retired NFL players do.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 13, 2014 11:05 AM (ZPrif)

34 We experimented with a volume knob that only went to 7, but that's all it was, was an experiment.

Posted by: The Marshall Guitar Amplification Company at January 13, 2014 11:05 AM (0HooB)

35 Obama's list uses exponents.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2014 11:05 AM (VndSC)

36 I thought they were going to say it was tough and brave for a woman to have an enemies list, and that she was breaking down barriers. I think their actual explanation might be worse.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 13, 2014 11:05 AM (tE2TK)

37 Normal people, when devising a rating scale, typically create a 1 to 5 or a 1 to 10. So the Hillary scale of 1 to 7 must be a progressive gender thing moron-ettes just can't understand. Posted by: Angel with a sword at January 13, 2014 03:04 PM (hpgw1) I like to think that she started with a 1 to 5, then kept thinking of how much some of them really screwed her over. "Well, this guy was a 5, but man, Casey lost me PA. Kick it to 11, er, 7!"

Posted by: AMDG at January 13, 2014 11:05 AM (t7OO0)

38 23 Yeah, let me tell you what happens to the 8s. Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at January 13, 2014 03:03 PM (RD7QR) It used to go to 10.... but when you prioritize, you 'solve' the biggest problems first...

Posted by: Bill Clinton, or Number 6.... at January 13, 2014 11:06 AM (lZBBB)

39 Maybe we should call her Killery.

Posted by: Caliban at January 13, 2014 11:06 AM (DrC22)

40 Her vibrator also goes to '7'.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:06 AM (QupBk)

41 11 - Mr and Mrs Plame made a real good living playing the victims of W's.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2014 11:06 AM (rFjSX)

42 10 Does MSNBC care if a man without a penis has an enemies list?

Posted by: Retread at January 13, 2014 03:02 PM (G+w7R)

Doesn't seem to have affected me.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 13, 2014 11:07 AM (RD7QR)

43 Here, hold my cigar...I want to try something.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2014 11:07 AM (QYq5z)

44
Hillary is a man with a plan.

This is how thugs become leaders.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 11:07 AM (gYIst)

45 I bet that Lindsey Graham and john McCain both are 1's on her list

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at January 13, 2014 11:07 AM (Jls4P)

46 34 We experimented with a volume knob that only went to 7, but that's all it was, was an experiment. Why didn't you just make "7" louder? Oh, wait...

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 13, 2014 11:07 AM (7ObY1)

47 BlueState,

I believe this is the relevant verse;

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist Â— I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life Â—
They'd none of 'em be missed Â— they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as Â— What d'ye call him Â— Thing'em-bob, and likewise Â— Never-mind,
And 'StÂ— 'stÂ— 'stÂ— and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who Â—
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed Â— they'd none of 'em be missed!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 13, 2014 11:07 AM (P/gm7)

48 Her vibrator also goes to '7'.

She has a vibrator? When did this happen and why wasn't I told of it?

Posted by: Huma Wiener at January 13, 2014 11:08 AM (8ZskC)

49 So, how does MSNBC spin this?

Uh, racism?

Sexist

Damn it, a 50/50 shot and I blew it.

Posted by: Xander Crews at January 13, 2014 11:08 AM (z2IAW)

50 I guess Ambassador Stevens learned his lesson.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 13, 2014 11:09 AM (+lsX1)

51 Odd thing - that quote from Politico mentions Hilary "and Bill." What makes you think Bill would have any sort of input on this? He's a figurehead/money raising tool as far as Hilary's concerned, I'm sure. As for *her* enemies list, it might just include ol' Bill. People are still assuming this "team" thing, aren't they?

Posted by: Patrick at January 13, 2014 11:09 AM (gc6KX)

52 #47 I believe this is the relevant verse; It's The Hilkado!

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 13, 2014 11:09 AM (7ObY1)

53 Retired MLB players commit suicide at higher rates than retired NFL players. This is possibly a function of demographics. Whites commit suicide at significantly higher rates than blacks. NFL has a much higher % of black players than MLB does. I haven't seen the data, but I'd predict the retired NBA players to have a very lower suicide risk for the same demographic reasons.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 13, 2014 11:09 AM (ZPrif)

Where did Amb. Chris Stevens fall on that list?

He was a 0, as in "who cares about it?"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (eGmvn)

55 Bill rates a 1 or 7 depending on her daily alcohol intake.

Posted by: Dandolo at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (0XBx+)

56 If you guessed "criticizing a female politician for having an Enemies List is sexist because no male politician has ever been so criticized," you win. ******** LMAO. Dick Nixon?

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (RJMhd)

>>>I guess Ambassador Stevens learned his lesson.<<<

He was the last remaining "8".

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (VndSC)

58 Dam..... was I a 1? Posted by: Vince Foster A 7 must be a droning.......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (CRyse)

59 Wouldn't it be easier for Cankles McBitchface to just draw up the list of her friends instead? It'd be a helluva lot shorter.

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (wtvvX)

60 Gendered element...because apparently born after 1975.

(you want a gendered element? Nixon was prettier...THERE'S your gendered element)

Posted by: SGT. York at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (7Vx0k)

So ... Which would suck worse ?

Herded into The Camps by the Historic First Preezy, or herded into The Camps by the Cankles In Chief ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (xvy4E)

Heh.

http://tinyurl.com/nye7qsh

Posted by: maddogg at January 13, 2014 11:10 AM (xWW96)

63
oh, and pot gummy bears

yeah, this was a great idea

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 11:11 AM (gYIst)

64 10 Does MSNBC care if a man without a penis has an enemies list? Well, MSNBC hired me, so they clearly have no problem with men sans penis.

Posted by: All In with Chris Hayes at January 13, 2014 11:11 AM (7ObY1)

65 >>>>>It's The Hilkado!<<<<

Bow, bow, to the great Hildebeast elect!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 13, 2014 11:11 AM (P/gm7)

66 BRIDGEGATE APOCALYPSE OMEGA **** It's a MSNBC Bridgegatepalooza!

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 11:11 AM (RJMhd)

67 Wouldn't it be easier for Cankles McBitchface to just draw up the list of her friends instead? It'd be a helluva lot shorter.

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 13, 2014 03:10 PM (wtvvX)

She did. It looked like this:

1 -
2 -
3 -
4 -

et al.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 13, 2014 11:11 AM (fwARV)

68 So many people had done so many favors for her that she had to keep of a list of people she owed something?

Posted by: Livingstun Gullsburn at January 13, 2014 11:11 AM (7X0F2)

69 Hillery has no friends. Only accomplices.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (QupBk)

70 Hillary is on my "WOULD-NOT-HIT-IF-LAST-QUASI-FEMALE-ON-EARTH" list

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (wtvvX)

71 wonder what score bill has?

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (mHol2)

72 I'm at least an 8 or 9. Have you seen me in my leather jacket? I'm effin' hot.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (XxAYS)

73 Funny that Hillary was such an eager beaver when the shoe was on Nixon's foot.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (FcR7P)

74 Yeah, where's Bill on the list?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (ZcS8q)

75 Also, the whole enemies list has been used to illustrate how politicians are NOT fit for their jobs whenever males have been criticized for them (and they have as has been pointed out hereinabove). Soooooo . . . if we know about this now . . . well, isn't it just knowledge that we should use to cut off the possibility of yet another disastrous presidency before it has a chance to infect the White House? I mean, judging by how horrific an "enemies list" is when the left looks back on Nixon.

Of course, in the leftist love for all things tyrannical, they might applaud the increased efficiency of having an enemies list to feed the IRS *before* Hilary gets into the White House, instead of the ad hoc methodology employed by Obama.

Posted by: Patrick at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (gc6KX)

76 The scale only goes to 7 so there is still room for 8, 9, and 10 level shit. It's all about the "implication."

Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (h68p/)

77 <<Okay... there is a *bit* of a substantive difference, though.

Shrillary was never POTUS (or Governor). Nixon and Christie were (are). >>

(Or Secretary of State)

What? One arbitrarily chosen office isn't as good as the other two?

Posted by: SGT. York at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (7Vx0k)

78 Bow, bow, to the great Hildebeast elect! Starring Janet Reno as The Lord High Executioner

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (7ObY1)

79 Hillary! Milhous Clinton.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 11:12 AM (LSJmV)

80 oh, and pot gummy bears Notew to self : POT TARTS

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 11:13 AM (QYq5z)

81 I'd be equally unsurprised to find out she and Bill are calling n all their favors to get as much bad stuff out now, so that by 2016, it's 'old news.' Good point. So they can play their favorite "This is old news" routine. At this point, what does it matter?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 11:13 AM (CRyse)

82 She has a vibrator? When did this happen and why wasn't I told of it?

That thing in the corner with the V8 engine? How the hell did you miss it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2014 11:13 AM (wSrLR)

83 61
So ... Which would suck worse ?

Herded into The Camps by the Historic First Preezy, or herded into The Camps by the Cankles In Chief ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2014 03:10 PM (xvy4E)

Depends on whether Hillary employs her thighs as torture devices.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

84 Yeah, where's Bill on the list? Bill has his own "special" list.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 11:14 AM (CRyse)

85 Funny that Hillary was such an eager beaver when the shoe was on Nixon's foot. eeeew!

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 11:14 AM (QYq5z)

Hillary Clinton walks into a bar and orders a seven and seven.

The bartender brings her Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin.

Posted by: polynikes at January 13, 2014 11:14 AM (m2CN7)

87 Bridge-Gate Apocolypse!!!!! I see the GOP is falling into the MSM's world view again. Sure, defend instead of attack. I also bet that McCain was surprised when the NYT's attacked him 2008 too.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at January 13, 2014 11:14 AM (QxSug)

88 <<She has a vibrator? When did this happen and why wasn't I told of it?

That thing in the corner with the V8 engine? How the hell did you miss it?>>

My bad. I thought it was the jackhammer with the cartoon-sized metal fist attachment in that other corner.

Posted by: SGT. York at January 13, 2014 11:15 AM (7Vx0k)

89 News Flash: Hillary is the type of woman who has had an enemies list, written or otherwise, since high school.

Posted by: B at January 13, 2014 11:15 AM (XyoGP)

90 At least she's got a system. Obama hasn't done a single thing this organized his entire term in office.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at January 13, 2014 11:15 AM (+lsX1)

91 This is the "old news" dump ramping up. Once you out stories like this they're "old news" and can't be mentioned again.

Posted by: msm obama lover at January 13, 2014 11:15 AM (1PqiV)

I see your Hillary Thighs and raise you Barry Mom Jeans.

No easy answers to this conundrum ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 13, 2014 11:15 AM (xvy4E)

93 73 Funny that Hillary was such an eager beaver when the shoe was on Nixon's foot.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 03:12 PM (FcR7P)

OFFENSIVE FOUL - use of "Hillary" and "beaver" in same sentence - 15 yards and loss of balls...

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 13, 2014 11:15 AM (wtvvX)

94 You can tell Hillary's vibrator because it has a Paxton Super-Charger on it. That and the smell.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2014 11:16 AM (QYq5z)

95 Still, Clinton aides exulted in schadenfreude when their enemies faltered. Years later, they would joke among themselves in harsh terms about the fates of folks they felt had betrayed them. Â“Bill Richardson: investigated; John Edwards: disgraced by scandal; Chris Dodd: stepped down,Â” one said to another. Â“Ted Kennedy,Â” the aide continued, lowering his voice to a whisper for the punch line, Â“dead.Â” ************* Oh niiiiiiice. That needs some music set to it.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2014 11:16 AM (RJMhd)

96 Who were the 1's?

The article doesn't mention them. Or does it? I scanned but couldn't find anything.

Posted by: EC at January 13, 2014 11:16 AM (GQ8sn)

Heh, a good line in the article: "...Nixon in a pantsuit."

To be fair, he's saying that he wouldn't call her Nixon in a pantsuit, but I don't care. I'm stealing that and using it from now on.

Posted by: OSUsux at January 13, 2014 11:16 AM (DFXmi)

98 And Hillary was a freaking lawyer too unethical even for the Nixon Impeachment -- think about that for a moment.

So, Dems are everything they rail against Repubs for, and then some.

Class Acts, every one of them. May SMOD take us.

Posted by: acethepug at January 13, 2014 11:16 AM (+jH01)

99 94 Paxton Super-Charger Novi 1000 FTW, baby! 500 ft*lbs of TQ on that sucker!

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 13, 2014 11:16 AM (ZcS8q)

100 Bill Richardson: investigated; John Edwards: disgraced by scandal; Chris Dodd: stepped down,Â” one said to another. Â“Ted Kennedy,Â” the aide continued, lowering his voice to a whisper for the punch line, Â“dead.Â” In fairness, I exulted a bit myself.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:17 AM (QupBk)

101
Doesn't this ring a bell?

Rahm Emmanuel, anyone?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 11:17 AM (gYIst)

102 You know what else goes to 7? *send*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 13, 2014 11:17 AM (FcR7P)

103 Btw, Mrs928 has recently surpassed me in vindictiveness by adding the SCoaMF to her pray-for-death list. I didn't think she had it in her.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:18 AM (QupBk)

104 Who were the 1's? The article doesn't mention them. Or does it? I scanned but couldn't find anything. They were off the Christmas card list.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 11:18 AM (CRyse)

105 99 94 Paxton Super-Charger

Novi 1000 FTW, baby! 500 ft*lbs of TQ on that sucker!

Posted by: akula51 at January 13, 2014 03:16 PM (ZcS8q)

Sawzall with catcher's mitt.

Posted by: EC at January 13, 2014 11:18 AM (GQ8sn)

106 Joe Biden --Dead Man Walking or- Brain Dead Man Walking. Take your pick.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 13, 2014 11:19 AM (RJMhd)

107 A powerful politician cannot spin enemies' lists as anything but what they are: evidence of flawed character tinged with paranoia and vindictiveness. Nixon had one. Obama has one. I would've been surprised if it turned out the Clinton's didn't have one.

Posted by: troyriser at January 13, 2014 11:19 AM (gNlvW)

108 Posted by: SGT. York at January 13, 2014 03:12 PM (7Vx0k) One of those is not the "Chief Executive." Like it or not, Sec State does not have any power that the President doesn't give him (another reason I lay Benghazi at SCOAMT's feet). Sure, he's got power, but not *that kind* of power. Now, you can argue (and I'd agree) that the MFM is being unfair (as much as I hate the term) in that they're saying that Shrillary was 100% THE MAN on Benghazi (to shield TFG) while *also* saying she didn't actually have any power (to shield her from other scandals), but that's not going to make a huge difference. To be clear here, I don't much care about politicians having "enemies lists." In fact, I kind of think it's a good idea. The question comes down to how they act on those lists. Now, as a bludgeon against Hillary, it's nice to use, and (again) the defense actually being deployed says a whole lot about the MFM. That said, you can't really pretend there isn't a substantive difference between the Chief Exec and what is basically just a highly-ranked employee.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:19 AM (PYAXX)

109 Bwhahaha! And if she thought John Francoise Kerry was a traitor then, wait until he runs against her in the Democrat Primary. He thinks that his stint as Secretary of State now qualifies him to be our first Equine Precedent...

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 11:19 AM (o6g4X)

110 Are Skirts and Dresses on the list?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 11:20 AM (QYq5z)

111

Since when has the news been...not news? Hillary has a enemies list? New Jersey pols punish their enemies in petty ways? Obama never wanted to go to war? Harry Reid is a pedophile? At some point isn't all of this just common knowledge?

Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at January 13, 2014 11:20 AM (/EkKm)

112 I have decided to become a liberal politician, you are instantly rewarded with a cult like following that ignores every transgression and then mails you money - its better than being a tv preacher because no one expects you to ever behave

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at January 13, 2014 11:21 AM (mHol2)

113 So, how does MSNBC spin this? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 11:21 AM (4cA6A)

114

I suspect every politician has a list of people they owe favors to or owed favors by, those who have assisted and those who have thwarted. Politics involves a lot of retail bartering, and keeping a list of people like this is helpful and natural.

It is like people saying that Nixon had an enemies list - as if Lyndon Johnson didn't?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at January 13, 2014 11:21 AM (hLRSq)

115 109 Bwhahaha! And if she thought John Francoise Kerry was a traitor then, wait until he runs against her in the Democrat Primary. He thinks that his stint as Secretary of State now qualifies him to be our first Equine Precedent...

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 03:19 PM (o6g4X)

No no no, it's Joe Biden's time to be our historic first Senile, Drunken Imbecile President.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

116 A powerful politician cannot spin enemies' lists as anything but what they are: evidence of flawed character tinged with paranoia and vindictiveness. If you were truly fucked over & needed a list, your memory would serve just fine. If you can't remember. you weren't truly fucked over. And if you have sooooo many that you need a list, it's not them. It's you.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 11:22 AM (CRyse)

117 >>>If you guessed "criticizing a female politician for having an Enemies List is sexist because no male politician has ever been so criticized," you win. We should use the Democrat memory hole as a heat source for a steam boiler. The supplied steam turbines could power the US and make us energy independent.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 13, 2014 11:23 AM (uvjrz)

118 115 109
Bwhahaha! And if she thought John Francoise Kerry was a traitor then,
wait until he runs against her in the Democrat Primary. He thinks that
his stint as Secretary of State now qualifies him to be our first Equine
Precedent...

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 03:19 PM (o6g4X)

No no no, it's Joe Biden's time to be our historic first Senile, Drunken Imbecile President.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

Or, as I like to pronounce it in order to annoy the wife, EEEEEEEmmmmbeceeeeel.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

119 112 I have decided to become a liberal politician, you are instantly rewarded with a cult like following that ignores every transgression and then mails you money - its better than being a tv preacher because no one expects you to ever behave Posted by: Chelsea Danger at January 13, 2014 03:21 PM (mHol2) ******* Don't forget the phalanx of Palace Guards that work for Free!! Les Press-titutes.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 13, 2014 11:23 AM (RJMhd)

120 'Impeachable You' - Ken Star and Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (1994) It was #1 on the Cankles Hot 100 on this day in 1994.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 11:24 AM (QYq5z)

121 I saw Bridgegate Apocalypse Omega open for Kraftwerk in Dusseldorf back in 1981.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 13, 2014 11:24 AM (ukNFU)

122 You know what's sexist? Assuming a female politician won't be cutthroat and ambitious. That's sexist. A thought experiment for the Horde: Do you think it would bode well or ill for your life expectancy to get between an 'Ette and her goal? Extra credit: How much blood would there be on the ceiling?

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 11:24 AM (VtjlW)

123 off topic, from gateway pundit, someone should inform the PIV lady about this:

"The University of Colorado at Denver does not plan to seek the dismissal of an administrator who was placed on leave after the revelation that she was running a phone sex service, CBS Denver 4 reported. The TV network has also found that she ran an escort service. The administrator Â— Resa Cooper-Morning, cultural diversity coordinator in the universityÂ’s ethnic studies department Â— has declined to comment, and her lawyer has denied any wrongdoing."

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 11:25 AM (bJm7W)

124 Extra credit: How much blood would there be on the ceiling? Depends. Is there a stool involved?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 11:25 AM (QYq5z)

125

>>>What's the reason for the weird scale?

I'll betcha its kinda like Agree strongly, agree, neutral, disagree, disagree strongly, etc. Totally be like Hill and Bill to be all committee about it.

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 11:26 AM (3ZtZW)

126 >>>What's the reason for the weird scale?<<<

Bubba used the same scale to rate the women he would later on allegedly date-rape. He knew 8-10 would be rape-rape.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2014 11:26 AM (TKFmG)

127 I wonder if the Dems will screw Hillary over one more time and run with Moochelle. Because no one is polling higher with the American LIV public like the Mooch. Plus she has those fantastic arms that look so fabulous in sleeveless dresses...

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 11:26 AM (o6g4X)

128 "Have a Cigar" - by Bill Clinton's Bent Peepee (1995)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 11:26 AM (7ObY1)

129 Extra credit: How much blood would there be on the ceiling?

Is someone else cleaning the ceiling when I'm finished? Otherwise, we're taking this outside.

Posted by: HR at January 13, 2014 11:26 AM (ZKzrr)

130 122 You know what's sexist? Assuming a female politician won't be cutthroat and ambitious. That's sexist.

A thought experiment for the Horde: Do you think it would bode well or ill for your life expectancy to get between an 'Ette and her goal?

Extra credit: How much blood would there be on the ceiling?

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 03:24 PM (VtjlW)

What's the blood volume estimate for huge moron slobs? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

131 Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Posted by: Sen Hillary Blutarsky at January 13, 2014 11:26 AM (h68p/)

132 Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 03:22 PM (CRyse) Naaa. If I were a politician, I'd keep one. Not as a vindictive thing, but as a "who can I trust how far" thing. If I know someone will always oppose me, that's important. What's *more* important is knowing on what specific issues this other guy (who normally supports me) will oppose me. Just good (if cynical) sense.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:26 AM (PYAXX)

133 Sure, I'd have a list. In fact, I do have a couple of them. Writing it down is the psychotic thing.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 13, 2014 11:27 AM (ZcS8q)

134 I wonder if the Dems will screw Hillary over one more time and run with Moochelle.

I think they'd run Fauxcahontas first. Just a gut feeling.

Posted by: HR at January 13, 2014 11:28 AM (ZKzrr)

135 Not a fan of Christie. He enrages some lefties, particularly union drones, which is nice. But he's not even 50 percent on my side on major issues.

That said, I am using the ultra-hypocritcal attacks on him as a cudgel against Zero and his cabal.

Also, I'm taking pleasure in educating some LIVs, who are genuinely puzzled that "Bridge gate" is being portrayed as such a big deal."That's all there is ?" seems to be a popular answer.

"Yes, and compared to (insert Obama scandal here), you can see what I've been talking about all these years...."

Posted by: Biffo Boffo at January 13, 2014 11:28 AM (YmPwQ)

136 Don't forget. Leftists love this shit. The more on Hildebeasts enemies list, the better. Also, don't forget the so-called "soccer moms" who are drooling over the though of a Hildebeast candidacy. They probably have enemies lists themselves. This is flattery for them.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 11:28 AM (lG8Uj)

137 Trust no one **shifty eyes**

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:28 AM (QupBk)

138 No one ever criticized Richard Nixon for maintaining an enemies list?

Wait, this is Bubba's and Cankles' list. This is community property. Aren't the criticisms directed at him as much as her?

Posted by: Esau's Message at January 13, 2014 11:28 AM (WZq72)

139 I really think the Dems don't want her. They didn't want her in 2008 and they're going to want her in 2016? Her list of accomplishments? There are police dogs with a more impressive record than she has.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 11:28 AM (bJm7W)

140 >>>Do you think it would bode well or ill for your life expectancy to get between an 'Ette and her goal? I kind of look at it the way a bear looks at fighting a wolverine who just took his salmon. It's not that I won't win, but I'm fairly certain it won't be worth it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at January 13, 2014 11:28 AM (uvjrz)

141 For all those that are number 7... "What's in the box?"

Posted by: AMDG at January 13, 2014 11:28 AM (t7OO0)

142 Bitch Nixon

Posted by: X at January 13, 2014 11:29 AM (KHo8t)

143 The good news is that I generally agree with her "7" rankings, though I have to admit I might expand the category to include all Democrats as well as many members of Republican House and Senate caucuses (especially the Senate).

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 11:29 AM (F58x4)

144 You know what's sexist? Assuming a female politician won't be cutthroat and ambitious. That's sexist. But feminists told me that when women control the world, there will be no war.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 13, 2014 11:29 AM (o4Xc4)

145 A thought experiment for the Horde: Do you think it would bode well or ill for your life expectancy to get between an 'Ette and her goal?

Extra credit: How much blood would there be on the ceiling?

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 03:24 PM (VtjlW)

That's why you use semi-gloss paint. It wipes clean, flat paint will require repainting and that's just tedious.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at January 13, 2014 11:30 AM (hLRSq)

146 I think they'd run Fauxcahontas first. Just a gut feeling. I'm getting that feeling too. With Abortion Barbie as Fauxcahontas's running mate. Historic!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 11:30 AM (7ObY1)

147 139 I really think the Dems don't want her. They didn't want her in 2008 and they're going to want her in 2016? Her list of accomplishments? There are police dogs with a more impressive record than she has.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 03:28 PM (bJm7W)

******************

Because womyn.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 13, 2014 11:30 AM (vgIRn)

148 ...and you get a helicopter ride, and you get a helicopter ride, and YOU get a helicopter ride!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 13, 2014 11:30 AM (QYq5z)

149 I wonder if the Dems will screw Hillary over one more time and run with Moochelle. I think they'd run Fauxcahontas first. Just a gut feeling. For the casino vote?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 11:30 AM (CRyse)

150 Semi-gloss....*makes notes*

Posted by: HR at January 13, 2014 11:30 AM (ZKzrr)

151 Nixon has an enemies list: 2 legs bad, four legs good! Hillary has an enemies list: 4 legs good, 2 legs better! Because nothing "evolves" quite like a "smart" leftist/collectivist...

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 11:30 AM (o6g4X)

152 Nixon wasn't criticized for his enemies list?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 13, 2014 11:31 AM (1Y+hH)

153 Sawzall with catcher's mitt. Sledgehammer with a belt stander welded to the end.

Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2014 11:31 AM (h68p/)

154 Sawzall with catcher's mitt. Sledgehammer with a belt sander welded to the end.

Posted by: wooga at January 13, 2014 11:31 AM (h68p/)

155 Writing it down is the psychotic thing. Posted by: akula51 at January 13, 2014 03:27 PM (ZcS8q) I don't even necessarily agree on that. "Hey, Aide D'Campe! Go check out what kind of support we'll get on proposal X. I need to know where the caucus is at!" So Mr. D'Campe can either go ask every Democrat OR can look at the lists and say, "Okay, I know that these people are going to oppose unless we find a way to sweeten the pot. I know these people will support no matter what. Now I've got these 15 people to call and suss out." And, yes, if your enemies got hold of those lists, they'd call the "always oppose" an "enemies list."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:32 AM (PYAXX)

156 Depends. Is there a stool involved? Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 03:25 PM (QYq5z) Please answer as if a stool is and is not in use. Is someone else cleaning the ceiling when I'm finished? Otherwise, we're taking this outside. Posted by: HR at January 13, 2014 03:26 PM (ZKzrr) Mais naturellement! The whole oh if women were in charge there would be no war thing presumes that the person speaking that has never run afoul of a pack of 13 yo girls. I use pack for a reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 11:32 AM (VtjlW)

157 Nixon wasn't criticized for his enemies list? This is, like, completely different. Totally.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at January 13, 2014 11:33 AM (0HooB)

158 ATC--thing is, Dems are "nicer" than Repubs. That "evil" Nixon and all with his "enemies list." Y'know?

Posted by: Caliban at January 13, 2014 11:33 AM (DrC22)

159

>>There are police dogs with a more impressive record than she has.

BS they haven't found any of the bodies she's left behind

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 11:34 AM (3ZtZW)

160 But the traffic lanes on the GWB?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2014 11:35 AM (t3UFN)

161 125 >>>What's the reason for the weird scale? I'll betcha its kinda like Agree strongly, agree, neutral, disagree, disagree strongly, etc. Totally be like Hill and Bill to be all committee about it. Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 03:26 PM (3ZtZW) ******* 8's and 10's are on a list that has no name. And I don't want to hear their names.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 13, 2014 11:35 AM (RJMhd)

162 Nixon wasn't criticized for his enemies list? This is, like, completely different. Totally. Posted by: BackwardsBoy It was like a hundred years ago, I'll give you that.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 13, 2014 11:35 AM (1Y+hH)

163 Depends. Is there a stool involved? ISWYDT, and it was disgusting.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:36 AM (QupBk)

164
Lets make sure we get the number of i's right for the next administration:

Sexiiiiist!

5 i's. 5.

Oh and I pre-denounce myself or the years 2017 to 2021.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2014 11:37 AM (n0DEs)

165 I wonder if Hillary has any women listed in that binder ?

Posted by: polynikes at January 13, 2014 11:37 AM (m2CN7)

166

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) Ah, F It at January 13, 2014 03:32 PM (PYAXX)

Precisely. It is easier than having to brief every aide on the subject.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - We Have the HRC Designer Vindictivenous Line Exclusively! at January 13, 2014 11:37 AM (hLRSq)

167 Throw money away on Hillary or a William Shatner watch? I choose the watch.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/passages-a-watch-by-william-shatner-and-egard

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 11:37 AM (sA4/D)

168 Are you ready for Hillary, YOU MAGGOTS?!?

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 11:38 AM (RD7QR)

169 The only thing that is surprising about all this is that her list wasn't written with blood of an aborted fetusÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 11:38 AM (XvHmy)

170 They left out the best part. It is called the Shit List.

Posted by: Lester at January 13, 2014 11:38 AM (2UPXV)

171 And Bill's on my list--he just doesn't know it.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 13, 2014 11:38 AM (RJMhd)

172 The whole oh if women were in charge there would be no war thing presumes that the person speaking that has never run afoul of a pack of 13 yo girls. I use pack for a reason.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 03:32 PM (VtjlW)

Middle School was a circle of Hell that Dante didn't dare describe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - We Have the HRC Designer Vindictivenous Line Exclusively! at January 13, 2014 11:39 AM (hLRSq)

173 I wonder if Hillary has any women listed in that binder ? Posted by: polynikes at January 13, 2014 03:37 PM (m2CN7) Oh yeah, she has special venom for any "sisters" who turned on her like that broad from Missouri

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2014 11:39 AM (t3UFN)

174 If you actually guessed someone would say "there's a gendered element here" I have to admit I did not.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2014 11:39 AM (bS6uW)

175

Once I told Shrillary to get her own donut when she wanted to take mine.

If I didnt get a "7" I'm calling my lawyer.

Posted by: meh at January 13, 2014 11:40 AM (W2qJe)

176 169 The only thing that is surprising about all this is that her list wasn't written with blood of an aborted fetusÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 03:38 PM (XvHmy)

She keeps that one with the pentacle and the severed hand.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

177 'Cause your kiss, your kiss is on my list...

Posted by: Hillary Huma Seranade at January 13, 2014 11:40 AM (o6g4X)

178 I saw Gendered Element open for The Donnas, Molson CanalFest, Tonawanda, NY 2004. The Donnas were hotter.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 11:40 AM (7ObY1)

179 Oh and I pre-denounce myself or the years 2017 to 2021. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2014 03:37 PM (n0DEs) LOL.... told the Redhead Ladyfriend that if Hillary runs, I apologize ahead of time for the miscogynistic and sexist things she is going to hear me say... She laughed, and said she would not expect anything less.... Did I mention I date SMART women????

Posted by: Bill Clinton, or Number 6.... at January 13, 2014 11:41 AM (lZBBB)

180 I bet she has some "jew bastards" on that list.

Posted by: polynikes at January 13, 2014 11:41 AM (m2CN7)

181 Obviously, Buddy was at least a 6...

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 11:41 AM (o6g4X)

182

I wonder if Hillary has any women listed in that binder ?
Posted by: polynikes at January 13, 2014 03:37 PM (m2CN7)

--------------------------------------------

I'm pretty sure Sarah will be on that list.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 11:41 AM (lG8Uj)

183 A band named Gendered Element should be fronted by a dyke in a tophat.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 11:42 AM (RD7QR)

184 Oh yeah, she has special venom for any "sisters" who turned on her like that broad from Missouri Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2014 03:39 PM (t3UFN) ******* Yes, I take a different meaning from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Posted by: Hillary! at January 13, 2014 11:43 AM (RJMhd)

185 Hillary vs. Moochelle: Battle of the Hips. This time it makes a difference. As clear as night and day. Details at 11:00.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 13, 2014 11:43 AM (eEfYn)

186 I'm betting every politician has a list like this, written or otherwise. Its really the elaborate nature of this one, and what has and could happen to those on it that makes it news.

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 11:43 AM (3ZtZW)

187 Posted by: Bill Clinton, or Number 6.... at January 13, 2014 03:41 PM (lZBBB) Wow.... sock fail... or.... was it.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2014 11:44 AM (lZBBB)

188 I still think that 'Crotch Fire' is Gendered Elements best album, to dat.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 11:44 AM (QYq5z)

189 Soooo- we file this list under 'Vagina Logs'?????

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 13, 2014 11:44 AM (mXNVC)

190 So Hillary had an enemies list.

At this point what difference does it make? They're dead!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 13, 2014 11:44 AM (BZAd3)

191 I was splaining some day or so ago to some young'un that giving the government access to all your personal information via snooping or obamacare was bad since it is possible nefarious actors would use it as a political weapon. It was inconceivable to my friend something along these lines could happen. so I used an example no one has mentioned lately - bill and hillary with a room full of people's FBI files and some private investigator thug and his cronies going through them. how much easier would it have been if it was all computerized!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2014 11:44 AM (rDidD)

192

I wonder if Hillary has any women listed in that binder ? Posted by: polynikes at January 13, 2014 03:37 PM (m2CN7)

--------------------------------------------

I'm pretty sure Sarah will be on that list.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 03:41 PM (lG8Uj)

Did my sarcasm fall flat? Romney , binders of women. Its okay, I'm like a baseball player and my goal is only to hit .300 .

Posted by: polynikes at January 13, 2014 11:44 AM (m2CN7)

193 Also: Are the Dems trying to vet the bad stuff now so as to make it all "old news" by 2016 or are they trying to derail Hillary early in favor of somebody else?

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 11:44 AM (3ZtZW)

194 Its really the elaborate nature of this one, and what has and could happen to those on it that makes it news. I'll agree with that. Despite knowing exactly *why* a politician has such a list, I'm not going to claim that Hillary (who is at least a borderline sociopath) having one doesn't send a chill down my spine.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:44 AM (PYAXX)

195 Whites have a higher suicide rate than blacks? How did this happen? You know, white skin privilege and everything...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 13, 2014 11:45 AM (POoYc)

196 Woody Allen's son slams him. Ronan Farrow ✔ @RonanFarrow Follow Missed the Woody Allen tribute - did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?

Posted by: Oh Snap! at January 13, 2014 11:45 AM (RJMhd)

197 Its okay, I'm like a baseball player and my goal is only to hit .300 . You want .300 You'll take .250 You'll get .175

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:46 AM (PYAXX)

198
What do you think the very first thing HClinton will do right after she's sworn in on January 20, 2017?

She will serve Bill Clinton divorce papers.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 13, 2014 11:46 AM (gYIst)

199 I'm still with Rush on his prediction. Now that Christie is getting the hammer for being a repub, watch him change parties and run against Cankles. Yeah, I know. Bloodsport in illegal, but.........

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 11:46 AM (lG8Uj)

200 Depends. Is there a stool involved? ISWYDT, and it was disgusting. Posted by: toby928 Out! Out brown spot!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 11:46 AM (CRyse)

201 >>so I used an example no one has mentioned lately - bill and hillary with a room full of people's FBI files and some private investigator thug and his cronies going through them.

How quickly the media forgets, huh?
Hillary having an enemies list should be met with a "no, duh!" response.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2014 11:46 AM (POpqt)

202 Posted by: Oh Snap! at January 13, 2014 03:45 PM (RJMhd) Ouch. Just... ouch.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:47 AM (PYAXX)

203 I'm an 8.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 11:47 AM (ZshNr)

204 I still think that 'Crotch Fire' is Gendered Elements best album, to date. Meh, only the "PIV" cut made the charts at all. And don't even bother with the 'B' side.

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:48 AM (QupBk)

205 Its okay, I'm like a baseball player and my goal is only to hit .300 .

AoSHQ needs a AA farm blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 11:48 AM (8ZskC)

206 "I really think the Dems don't want her. They didn't want her in 2008 and they're going to want her in 2016? Her list of accomplishments? There are police dogs with a more impressive record than she has."

Dems want the candidate that is most offensive to the likes of you and me. In '08 they took TFG and they were spot on about him being the bigger affront to American liberty. In '16, Cankles McBitchface has the nomination sewn up unless someone even more destructive jumps into the race.

Posted by: Jaws at January 13, 2014 11:48 AM (4I3Uo)

207 The whole oh if women were in charge there would be no war thing presumes that the person speaking that has never run afoul of a pack of 13 yo girls. I use pack for a reason. Till a few years ago, there was the sweetest little girl who lived in my building. Her name was Gracie and she was severely retarded, and just a little angel. Always ran up to me when she saw me in the hallway and hugged me and told me she loved me. One day I was walking by the local playground and little Gracie was out there riding her bicycle, which she had to ride with training wheels due to her disability. There was a rabid pack of 13 year old girls just mercilessly teasing her, calling her the worst names you can possibly imagine. Just riding that girl like you would not believe. I cannot even repeat it here, it still urns me up so bad. The head Mean Girl was a walking advertisement for childhood obesity. Now, as an adult I'm supposed to know better. But I told Fatty and Friends off at the top of my lungs, using language that I never thought I'd use to 13 year old girls. I walked next to Gracie while she pedaled home, talking to her the whole way about ignoring stupid people, and telling her what a great job she was doing riding her bike. Her mom later told me I was Gracie's hero and Gracie wanted me to marry her mom so I'd always be there to protect her. Moral of the story=13 year old girls can be more evil than many folks could ever imagine.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 11:48 AM (7ObY1)

208 Ouch My Balls!

Posted by: Hillary's Binders Full of Men Snapped Shut at January 13, 2014 11:49 AM (n0DEs)

209 You want .300 You'll take .250 You'll get .175 I want .300 I'll take .250 I get hit by pitches.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2014 11:49 AM (CRyse)

210 You want .300 You'll take .250 You'll get .175 MENDOZAAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:49 AM (QupBk)

211 I'm not going to claim that Hillary (who is at least a borderline sociopath) having one doesn't send a chill down my spine. It's just a little list. Obama uses a globe.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 11:49 AM (FcR7P)

212 Hillary's fly in the ointment??? John Kerry. He's running.... bank on it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2014 11:49 AM (lZBBB)

213 I cannot wait for the overnight funfest; I want a news post. Want-um Now.

Someone must have a cellphone vid of what the Southwest flight attendant joke spiel sounded like as the plane set down on the wrong runway, several miles from the intended airport, 1/4 the specified length for the airframe, with a 200 foot cliff at the end.

If a Southwest plane set the controls for the heart of the sun, a Southwest flight attendant would have a joke spiel ready. Several Twilight Zone episodes would have been rendered moot had a Southwest attendant been on board. Gremlins, dinosaurs, just part of the show folks, and Welcome Aboard.

And can I get a flaming stewardess hat on that?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 13, 2014 11:50 AM (xq1UY)

214 It's just a little list. Obama uses a globe. Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2014 03:49 PM (FcR7P) Yeah, but at some point the fact that EVERYONE is on TFG's "enemies list" makes it less intimidating.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:50 AM (PYAXX)

215 Yes, Barry is only a "4".

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 13, 2014 11:50 AM (6T8Ay)

216 "I'm not going to claim that Hillary (who is at least a borderline sociopath..."

Dude, what kind of monster do you have to be in order to get a solid sociopath ranking from Allen?

Posted by: Jaws at January 13, 2014 11:51 AM (4I3Uo)

217 Hillary's fly in the ointment???

John Kerry. He's running.... bank on it.

Who's his jockey?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 11:51 AM (8ZskC)

218 Posted by: Jaws at January 13, 2014 03:51 PM (4I3Uo) I said "at least." I'm giving benefit of the doubt that at least half the sociopathy was actually Bill's...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 13, 2014 11:52 AM (PYAXX)

219 Nixon's enemies list was different because the Constitution was still valid in those days.

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 11:52 AM (bJm7W)

220 His Fadder was a Mudder, his Mudder was a Mudder ...

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:52 AM (QupBk)

221 John Kerry. He's running.... bank on it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2014 03:49 PM (lZBBB)

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There has to be a comedy element in every election.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 11:52 AM (lG8Uj)

222 "John Kerry. He's running.... bank on it."

He'll be back...like a walking, talking herpes sore.

Posted by: Jaws at January 13, 2014 11:53 AM (4I3Uo)

223 8-10 are GOP. And it is in red ink. It's hard to read the names, though, past the KILL KILL KILL scribbled so hard it ripped the pages.

Posted by: grognard at January 13, 2014 11:53 AM (/29Nl)

224 John Kerry. He's running His Mother was a mudder...

Posted by: Kramer at January 13, 2014 11:53 AM (QYq5z)

225 >>Yeah, but at some point the fact that EVERYONE is on TFG's "enemies list" makes it less intimidating.

Not really. Just makes one work to escape his notice.
One you've caught his attention, as with the Tea Party orgs, he's happy to sic whatever federal agencies he can on you. Probably doing deep-dives on NSA data, too, since it's all been helpfully captured and stored in advance for later use.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2014 11:54 AM (POpqt)

226 fuckin' toby.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2014 11:54 AM (QYq5z)

227 I'm going with my predictions of the Mooch running. Do you think that woman wants to give up all those free, expensive vacas, fabulous designer clothes, and endless chi-chi cocktail parties with celebutards without a fight? Plus the Obamas enjoy screwing over the Clintons. It's like bloodsport.

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 11:55 AM (o6g4X)

228 heh

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:55 AM (QupBk)

229

Who's his jockey?

Water everywhere.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2014 11:55 AM (O/fK8)

230 "John Kerry. He's running.... bank on it." Hay, I'd bet the farm on that one...

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 11:56 AM (o6g4X)

231 I still think that 'Crotch Fire' is Gendered Elements best album, to date. Meh, only the "PIV" cut made the charts at all. And don't even bother with the 'B' side. Posted by: toby928Â© at January 13, 2014 03:48 PM (QupBk) Heh. Once upon a time, back when you actually bought music in physical formats, I wandered into a local indie music place and the ever so hip and cooler than thou guy asked me all bored what i was after. I said "Do you have the new Curve?" He started to answer "You mean" and then stopped dead and stammered. I keep looking at him, trying not to grin and he finally said "umm over there" and waved his hand. That's when I burst out laughing because seeing super indie boy all flustered because he didn't want to say Pubic Fruit to a girl was and is hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 13, 2014 11:56 AM (VtjlW)

232 he loves the slop ... eats it up ...

Posted by: toby928© at January 13, 2014 11:56 AM (QupBk)

233 John Kerry is Top. Men.
http://is.gd/cyRrzR

Posted by: HR at January 13, 2014 11:56 AM (ZKzrr)

234 Blue State Rebel -- God Bless you for that, honestly. There is little enough kindness in the world for the impaired, thank you.

Posted by: acethepug at January 13, 2014 11:56 AM (+jH01)

235 I'm going with my predictions of the Mooch running. Do you think that woman wants to give up all those free, expensive vacas, fabulous designer clothes, and endless chi-chi cocktail parties with celebutards without a fight? Plus the Obamas enjoy screwing over the Clintons. It's like bloodsport.

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 03:55 PM (o6g4X)

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I'd say, let the hilarity ensue. But then I have to stop and think about all the LIV's out there.

Posted by: Soona at January 13, 2014 11:57 AM (lG8Uj)

236 Conan Mini-me nood up

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2014 11:57 AM (8ZskC)

237 Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 03:48 PM (7ObY1) Gracie had Down Syndrome?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 11:57 AM (QTPvC)

238 so mooch is running on the clinton/obama 16 team?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 13, 2014 11:58 AM (rDidD)

239 Kerry is definitely in the stable of contenders for Democrat candidates...

Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2014 11:58 AM (o6g4X)

240 Gracie had Down Syndrome? No, some type of severe retardation though.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 11:58 AM (7ObY1)

241 No, some type of severe retardation though. Well, thank you from the bottom of my heart. My daughter has Downs. You just described my daily nightmare. Thank you for being there for someone just like her.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 12:01 PM (QTPvC)

242 I heard that Kerry's mudder ate his fodder...

Posted by: Mallfly at January 13, 2014 12:03 PM (bJm7W)

243 Hey..... anyone out there do T'shirts??? I need one that says... "Ready for Hillary!" Then underneath in smaller print... 'The Survival Shelter is done, and I've got plenty of ammunition!"

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2014 12:04 PM (lZBBB)

244 No, some type of severe retardation though. Well, thank you from the bottom of my heart. My daughter has Downs. You just described my daily nightmare. Thank you for being there for someone just like her. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 04:01 PM (QTPvC) My sister does as well. The people who pick on the handicapped are scum.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2014 12:04 PM (XvHmy)

245 Well now we know how MSNBC is going to defend Hilary from criticism for the next two years.

Posted by: Hamilton at January 13, 2014 12:05 PM (2dYnc)

246 wow: a nasty, vindictive bitch is nasty & vindictive...

this is *totally* unexpected & unprecedented.

Film @ 11.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2014 12:10 PM (q+fqH)

247 In my sophomore year in high school, I encountered a "slam book" for the first time. The "in" girls had a composition book with a two-page spread for each of the "out" girls. It passed from hand to hand, and each girl in turn added nasty remarks to the pages of girls they disliked. I added my name to the top of the first empty page, then slipped the book to the next "in" girl in rotation. It seemed juvenile for 14-year-old girls. But some Hillary fan thinks it's something to boast about.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 13, 2014 12:12 PM (a5ljo)

248 Cool my BigBen shirt now has two meanings.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2014 12:21 PM (4JkHl)

249 I don't have a list. ...it's more of a regular expression, of sorts.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still chilly at January 13, 2014 12:21 PM (naUcP)

250 Back in aught seven, in the run up to the 2008 election, some idiot made a bust of Hillary Clinton that looked frighteningly similar to one of our second worst president ever, the Peanut Farmer:

http://tinyurl.com/l69c6ty

Ever resourceful, I made a bumpersticker out of that, which said:

Hillary in 2008: Jimmy Carter with Boobs.

Alas, I can't find the ones I used to have stashed in my desk. What a hoot to mass-produce those and get them out on as many cars as possible.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2014 12:23 PM (TM1p8)

251 Romeo13: Vistaprint T-shirts are good quality. If you sign up for their emails, eventually there'll be a $4 special. Upload a 10x10 image and get a shirt in 10 days or less. Find a Ready for Hellary logo and I'll add your fine print. I want a copy myself. Shotguns - check! Shells - check! Survival rations- check! Ready for Hillary!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 13, 2014 12:24 PM (a5ljo)

252 As I read the Politico article, I began counting all the bits where they were obviously spinning to soften the crazy vindictiveness of said list, and give it the "everybody does it" coat of normalcy. I stopped reading after number seven.

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 13, 2014 12:25 PM (AiYlm)

253 If earning a '7' on Hillary's list is a kiss of death, and considering the names involved...I fail to see a problem. Go get 'em, Hill!

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 13, 2014 12:28 PM (AiYlm)

254

I have never seen any indication that Mooch would want to run for Preezy. I think after 8 years she can't wait to get the hell out of DC for the warmer shores of Hawaii and Chi-Town. Also unlike most politicians she can't seem to control her facial expressions when she is throwing shade at someone and giving them the evil eye.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2014 12:33 PM (G+Wff)

255 What was the actual term used for [Congressional Black Caucus]?

Posted by: Michael at January 13, 2014 12:33 PM (smKbx)

256 "Eric, you can't put tape on the outside of the poster, it goes on the back of the poster! You better just take the whole thing down and re-do it."

Posted by: General Zod at January 13, 2014 12:36 PM (2+bRt)

257 What was the actual term used for [Congressional Black Caucus]?

Posted by: Michael at January 13, 2014 04:33 PM (smKbx)

I want to know that too. If she'd have said just the letters "CBC" they'd have spelled them out in a parentheses. I'm wondering if she said something like "those black piles of shit" or even worse and her enablers are covering it up.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2014 12:37 PM (QYbdU)

258 I think after 8 years she can't wait to get the hell out of DC for the warmer shores of Hawaii and Chi-Town. Also unlike most politicians she can't seem to control her facial expressions when she is throwing shade at someone and giving them the evil eye.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2014 04:33 PM (G+Wff)

I'm sorry, but '...the warmer shores of...Chi-Town'? As a former resident, there's lots of things I think about when I think about Chicago but 'warmer shores' isn't one of them.

Posted by: troyriser at January 13, 2014 12:47 PM (gNlvW)

259 Hillary Clinton is a little bit hot.

Posted by: General Zod at January 13, 2014 12:48 PM (2+bRt)

260

Obama's hit list is on a scale from 1 to 666...

1 being "least loyal"... 1 thru 7 considered "the top one percent".

Posted by: MSNBC's smelly vagina at January 13, 2014 01:08 PM (dt2qx)

261 I would think she settled on "seven" based on the numbers of fingers that could fit into her cooch at any given time. Pride of Park Ridge, baby!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2014 01:23 PM (Ec6wH)

262 Ugh--here in tribe we throw vindictive squaw out of tee pee, make her sleep with dogs. Well squaw Hillary already does that with cunning dog Billy Jeff.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 13, 2014 02:02 PM (wdHk6)

263 Maybe the story line would be different if people learned that Shillary indeed does have a penis.

Posted by: BVERWEY at January 13, 2014 05:55 PM (ZUoju)

264

Keep this story handy in case this loser runs!

Posted by: burt at January 14, 2014 08:41 AM (1+kJ5)

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