May 07, 2014

Sultan of Brunei Implements Full, Medieval Shariah Law, Ranging from Fines for Failure to Attend Daily Prayer to Amputations to Public Stonings
— Ace

Future primitive.

Under the first phase, fines and jail terms were introduced Thursday for offenses that include failure to attend Friday prayers, indecent behavior and pregnancies outside of marriage, the Star Online regional news site reported.

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A second phase of the law, which will come into force later this year, provides for severing of limbs and flogging for property crimes. A third phase set for late 2015 will allow the justice system to sentence offenders to death by stoning for crimes including adultery and gay sex.

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The decision by the all-powerful sultan to introduce sharia law spurred rare domestic criticism of the ruler on social media, according to news agencies in the Brunei capital, Bandar Seri Begawan. The 67-year-old sultan ordered a stop to the criticism, and it has largely ceased, Star Online reported.

Compare with the last post about the US Government's keen desire to "regulate" its critics.

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1 There goes the Brunei branch of the Clinton Library.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 11:31 AM (MMC8r)

2 Squirst

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 07, 2014 11:31 AM (O4ekl)

3 Meanwhile, the UN Torture commission is investigating the Vatican.

Posted by: dan-O at May 07, 2014 11:32 AM (D0bIN)

4 Just let the world hold together long enough for me to see Godzilla ,than SMOD can come.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2014 11:32 AM (zqvg6)

5 I expect the Obama and Clinton teams to immediately return any and all donations made by the sultan. Any second now...

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 07, 2014 11:32 AM (D8m/s)

6 Funny. At the height of the Reagan era, the left feared a Christian takeover of America. If only. If only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:33 AM (CMkNk)

7 Brunei is a paradise. 

Posted by: Travel Bureau Brochures at May 07, 2014 11:33 AM (N7QgG)

8 So, I guess I can keep recycling my "special place in Hell for these savages comment" then... works for me.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 07, 2014 11:33 AM (yvjkM)

9 Stoning for gay sex, okay, I can see their point, but adultery? Does adultery mean having sex with women who are not your first cousin?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 11:33 AM (oDCMR)

10 But Seriously You Guys, algebra.

Posted by: Typical at May 07, 2014 11:33 AM (9bPUR)

11 It's a self correcting problem. Just stand back and wait.

Posted by: Minority Report at May 07, 2014 11:34 AM (AvUQ+)

12 The Sultan of Carla Brunei. Sometimes a little compromise is good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:34 AM (CMkNk)

13 Speaking of stoning women, I'm being dragged to see Paul Simon at the Beacon Theatre tonight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:35 AM (CMkNk)

14 Odd. Outside of the horror of it all, one wonders why. Why now? I'm having a hard time believing the Sultan suddenly got religion.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 11:35 AM (dfYL9)

15 What this development has in common with the Left in the West is the utter, absolute hermetically-sealed hypocrisy of it. The ruling class wallows privately in all the sins they denounce and sanction in others.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 07, 2014 11:36 AM (O4ekl)

16 Is there any truth to the rumor that the Sultan enlisted BLM as consultants?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 11:36 AM (BZAd3)

17 Maybe the Hwd big mouths should fly over there and have a flash mob butt fuck? Dare them to execute you.

Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 11:36 AM (3U9Bd)

18 14 I'm having a hard time believing the Sultan suddenly got religion. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 03:35 PM (dfYL9) Maybe he suddenly got 200 Nigerian girls. And a 777 airlinerÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:36 AM (CMkNk)

19 It's like the bizarro version of Tijuana.

Posted by: wooga at May 07, 2014 11:37 AM (M18BP)

20

Stoning for gay sex, okay, I can see their point, but adultery? Does adultery mean having sex with women who are not your first cousin?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 03:33 PM (oDCMR)

 

No, Adultery means after you rape her, you get your cousin to accuse HER of adultery and they stone the rapee.  You pay a fine and walk away because you are a Good Pious Muslim MAN. 

Posted by: Islam in Action at May 07, 2014 11:37 AM (N7QgG)

21 Everybody must get stoned! Bob el-Dylan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:38 AM (CMkNk)

22 Any chance we can get Rosie O'Donnell to do some Pay for View stand up comedy over there? I'd be a buyer.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 11:38 AM (oDCMR)

23 Why didn't I think of this before, RW Christianist that I am; I am going to establish fines for not attending Sunday services. I will fine everyone on the street who doesn't come to church. In this way we will not only increase attendance but also help our depleted treasury. :^) Thanks, tolerant Islam.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 11:38 AM (XyM/Y)

24 Does adultery mean having sex with women who are not your first cousin? Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 03:33 PM (oDCMR) No, adultery means having sex with a female that is not your goat.

Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 11:39 AM (3U9Bd)

25

I'm not a big fan of Cracked, but check out one of their articles...it's about being an atheist living under a fundamentalist regime in Bangladesh. 

 

I'm tempted to compare it to life in a Liberal Utopia (tm), but that may be going a touch too far.  Still, what hit me is how public pressure is managed/used to pound the square pegs into submission.  And then I think about Sterling.  And then I drink.  A lot.

 

Anyway, it's at cracked.com.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 07, 2014 11:39 AM (eytER)

26 A band is blowing Dixie, double four time You feel alright when you hear that music ring

Posted by: jakeman at May 07, 2014 11:39 AM (vH4YP)

27 The most perverted, amoral dens of iniquity can be found in any Saudi or Emirati palace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (CMkNk)

28 Everybody must get stoned! Bob el-Dylan. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 03:38 PM (CMkNk) Send all the hippies over there by telling them that they can get stoned for freeÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (CTCNK)

29 I don't  know why Malaysia or Indonesia  just doesn't  take over Brunei. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (m2CN7)

30 Soon there will no more women left. Then, they'll start eating each other.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (IXrOn)

31

Odd. Outside of the horror of it all, one wonders why. Why now?

I'm having a hard time believing the Sultan suddenly got religion.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 03:35 PM (dfYL9)

 

 

We had a long Heart to Scimitar talk with the Sultan.

Posted by: Saudi Arabian Wahbbists at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (N7QgG)

32 I'm fairly certain that Harry Reid could lend some coherence to our understanding of this subject, just as he has in other subjects: http://tinyurl.com/k68yf88

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (BZAd3)

33 No, adultery means having sex with a female that is not your goat. This is Brunei. They have high class goats.

Posted by: wooga at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (M18BP)

34 I am glad to see the Hollywood crowd boycotting the Sultan's Beverley Hills Hotel. They so often side reflexively with the Islamists. Now, if we could just get them to quit loving Hamas.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (dfYL9)

35 I see goat sex is still a go.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (5UteM)

36 What do you expect?  I subscribed to the FEC's newsletter.

Posted by: Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar Ali Saifuddien Sa at May 07, 2014 11:40 AM (9GG/0)

37 19 It's like the bizarro version of Tijuana. Posted by: wooga at May 07, 2014 03:37 PM (M18BP) Johnny Ola knows a place where the chick gets fucked by a mule. Oh wait. That's Havana. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (CMkNk)

38 I not know about the Sultan of Brunei but I think a lot of wealthy Muslims have helped contribute the rise of Clinton and even more to Obama. It certainly wasn't the local Baptist church that got him into power.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (XyM/Y)

39 Why now? - I'd say a factor was that the world is on fire, Firemen Barack and John can't find a fire plug, and they decided it was safer to side with crazy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (XUKZU)

40 After he heard about how criticism largely ceased regarding the Sultan, Obama subscribed to his newsletter.

Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (VndSC)

41 But do they have coverage for birth control?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (bd3fJ)

42 Quit allowing Muslims into America. Period. I am quite content to leave them in peace in their squalid countries of origin. I am not happy to see that crap creeping into my nation.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (jPT60)

43 Over at Breitbart, nice article of a number of other things that need to be boycotted (but won't). Among them, three of the top film studios.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:41 AM (CMkNk)

44 The progressive delusion is that mankind will evolve (to them, evolution doesn't involve lots of killing and dying and breeding) into a god in a smooth, increasing process. Nope.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2014 11:42 AM (T0NGe)

45 No, adultery means having sex with a female that is not your goat. Posted by: Pug Bauer at May 07, 2014 03:39 PM (3U9Bd) That's you, isn't it Harry?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 11:42 AM (BZAd3)

46 33 This is Brunei. They have high class goats. Posted by: wooga at May 07, 2014 03:40 PM (M18BP) Wow. Chupacabra has a whole new meaning here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:42 AM (CMkNk)

47

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 03:40 PM (dfYL9

 

Its Asian muslims not Sand Muslims.   Big difference for Hollywood. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2014 11:42 AM (m2CN7)

48 I see goat sex is still a go

Yes goat sex is still fine.  As long as the goat is halal.

Posted by: Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar Ali Saifuddien Sa at May 07, 2014 11:43 AM (9GG/0)

49 44 The progressive delusion is that mankind will evolve (to them, evolution doesn't involve lots of killing and dying and breeding) into a god in a smooth, increasing process. Nope. Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2014 03:42 PM (T0NGe) The progressive delusion is the perfectibility of man by force.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:43 AM (CMkNk)

50 And he did all that with just a pen...

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 07, 2014 11:43 AM (SO2Q8)

51 I heard Rush mentioning yesterday that there have been protests around the various hotels the Sultan owns in Palm Beach over this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 07, 2014 11:44 AM (mf5HN)

52 Does the Sultan of Brunei go around wearing an outfit like Yul Brynner with the big silk poofy pants?

Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 11:44 AM (VndSC)

53 This calls for a new hashtag!

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 11:44 AM (XUKZU)

54 52 Does the Sultan of Brunei go around wearing an outfit like Yul Brynner with the big silk poofy pants? Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 03:44 PM (VndSC) Et-ceteraaaaÂ…..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:45 AM (CMkNk)

55
What's the matter?  We have public stoning here in Colorado.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2014 11:45 AM (hJauc)

56 52Does the Sultan of Brunei go around wearing an outfit like Yul Brynner with the big silk poofy pants?

Posted by: Roy

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I would.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 07, 2014 11:45 AM (eEBON)

57 This is the same guy that I told to slow it down a while back?

Posted by: Zombie Wilt Chamberlin at May 07, 2014 11:45 AM (vmAFq)

58 This calls for a new hashtag!

Hashtag?  Sounds illegal.  I shall smite thee!

Posted by: Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar Ali Saifuddien Sa at May 07, 2014 11:45 AM (9GG/0)

59 I'm in favor of Sharon StoningÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 11:45 AM (CMkNk)

60 You're also allowed to have gay sex if you're holed in the mountains for over a day, also on Tuesdays.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 11:46 AM (5UteM)

61 Obamas, who feels the need to insert himself in every picayune happening in the world, should be right out there with a Hookah Summit on this one. The world waits for his latest take on this religion that has enriched us all so much, according to his former musings.

Posted by: Meremortal. at May 07, 2014 11:46 AM (1Y+hH)

62 What happens if you get caught speeding on your magic carpet?

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 07, 2014 11:46 AM (eEBON)

63 Everything not forbidden is compulsory!

Posted by: Iblis at May 07, 2014 11:46 AM (9221z)

64 But, but, but, they told me all cultures were equally good and wonderful and all...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at May 07, 2014 11:46 AM (0HooB)

65 The Sultan of Brunei wears pants made of solid gold and diamonds. They are hard to walk in but they look fucking awesome.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 07, 2014 11:46 AM (+lsX1)

66 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 07, 2014 11:47 AM (PYAXX)

67 ou're also allowed to have gay sex if you're holed in the mountains for over a day, also on Tuesdays. Posted by: Dr Spank ------------------------ Actually they call it "getting holed in the mountains".

Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 11:47 AM (VndSC)

68 51 I heard Rush mentioning yesterday that there have been protests around the various hotels the Sultan owns in Palm Beach over this. Something tells me the hotels won't be adopting Sharia.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 11:47 AM (RMg6O)

69 Show of hands- Who here believes that TFG would *not* implement something like this (not sharia specifically, but making opposition to him illegal) if he had the unitary power to do so?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 07, 2014 11:47 AM (PYAXX)

70 So are these 'positive rights'?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 07, 2014 11:48 AM (oDCMR)

71 If the Sultan gets any push back on this, maybe Barry could lend him some knowledge about dispensing justice via drones.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 07, 2014 11:48 AM (BZAd3)

72

So if i have sex with a tranny hooker, does that count as ghey sex?

And if so, a what point in the process can i discover that tidbit and have it not cunt against me?

--- just a hypothetical...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 07, 2014 11:48 AM (SO2Q8)

73 42 Quit allowing Muslims into America. Period. I am quite content to leave them in peace in their squalid countries of origin. I am not happy to see that crap creeping into my nation. Even Bouncin' Bob Beckel agrees with this. When they've lost Beckel...

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 11:48 AM (7ObY1)

74
mia farrow ‏@MiaFarrow
Skip the Bel-Air & Beverly Hills Hotels of Dorchester Collection owned by the Sultan of #Brunei enforcer of draconian #Sharia law

Patrick Stewart ‏@SirPatStew
Absolutely delighted to learn that @20thcenturyfox has moved #XMen out of a Dorchester Group hotel for our London premiere. #Brunei



Once again, our celebrity masters lead us unto enlightenment.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 11:48 AM (kdS6q)

75 The Rush Limbaugh Hub is now following me on Twitter. What is that? Should I be concerned?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 11:49 AM (5UteM)

76 And elsewhere in news of the steady expansion of the Muslim ummah, I posted a link a few days ago about how a Muslim doctor employed by the British National Health Service has now been accused of performing clitoridectomies.

At work, on the job, at an NHS hospital, facility and wages paid for by the British public.

This is of course officially disapproved of and the surgeon is facing charges.

But it would have been considered total science fiction for it to happen at all, even once, a few short decades ago. That is the bitter harvest being reaped by mass immigration of non-Western peoples with non-Western belief systems into Western countries.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 11:49 AM (noWW6)

77 But you still buy my oil, yes?

Posted by: Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar Ali Saifuddien Sa at May 07, 2014 11:49 AM (9GG/0)

78

I heard Rush mentioning yesterday that there have been protests around the various hotels the Sultan owns in Palm Beach over this.

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I bet those protests are absolutely faaaabuloussss....

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 07, 2014 11:49 AM (SO2Q8)

79

The Sultan of Brunei  walks into a bar  and orders a Sherry. 

 

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2014 11:50 AM (m2CN7)

80 Dork A Goat, Lose A Leg

Posted by: The Sultan of Brunei at May 07, 2014 11:50 AM (8ZskC)

81 That's their problem.

Posted by: eman at May 07, 2014 11:50 AM (EWsrI)

82

This calls for a new hashtag!

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Hash, now $225 a kilo

Posted by: Colorado at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (SO2Q8)

83
So if i have sex with a tranny hooker, does that count as ghey sex?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90



"Short answer yes with an if; long answer no with a but."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (kdS6q)

84 Once again, our celebrity masters lead us unto enlightenment. ---------------- They did choose to dine on only non-Russian Beluga caviar after the Ukraine thing.

Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (VndSC)

85

A third phase set for late 2015 will allow the justice system to sentence offenders to death by stoning for crimes including adultery and gay sex.

 

So, the Sultan was a fan of the Lewinsky thread yesterday.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (JtwS4)

86 I hear "Stone in love" by al-Journey is big over there.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (7ObY1)

87 So, has Francis Fukiyama ever publicly admitted his thesis was completely wrong?

Posted by: Epobirs at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (Icq+V)

88 They so often side reflexively with the Islamists. Islamists often fund their vanity projects. See Matt Damon's fracking movie, for example. Although, "Islamists" might be a stretch. That was a straightforward business decision by Middle East oil interests.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (T0NGe)

89 Barack Hussein is going to get hammered with questions about his take on this the next tiime he takes questions from the press. ..... Leave me to my fantasies, OK?

Posted by: Meremortal. at May 07, 2014 11:51 AM (1Y+hH)

90 I have no doubt Obama would try to enforce any draconian laws he could get away with against those that don't support him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (XyM/Y)

91 We should send drones to their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (/AHDz)

92 Yes my penis is 3 inches when erect. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Sultan Of Brunei at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (wAQA5)

93 You're also allowed to have gay sex if you're holed in the mountains for over a day, also on Tuesdays. Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 03:46 PM (5UteM) or, simply sporting a goatee

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (IXrOn)

94 Meanwhile, gender studies professors will whine about post feminist micro-aggressions.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (is just really, really tired of it all) at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (XJBwz)

95 Yeah, this is really going well. Between this, the FEC thing, and preteen African sex slaves, this is truly turning into the future we all dreamed of as children.

Posted by: Jaws at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (eKZp1)

96

should be right out there with a Hookah Summit on this one.

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Damn, thought you said hooker summit. I'd like to scale those twin peaks.

Posted by: Bubba clinton at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (SO2Q8)

97 I prefer to live Stone Free.

Posted by: James Hendrix at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (eEBON)

98 Now this is a guy I should bow to!

Posted by: Barack [i]Hussein[/i] Obama at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (FcR7P)

99 39 I'd say a factor was that the world is on fire, Firemen Barack and John can't find a fire plug, and they decided it was safer to side with crazy. Posted by: WalrusRex at May 07, 2014 03:41 PM (XUKZU) ------------------------ Maybe worried about all his oil with China throwing its weight around. Maybe looking for allies in soon-to-be-nuclear S Arabia and already- nuclear Pahkeestahn. Could be. Sure can't count on the US anymore.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (dfYL9)

100 So if i have sex with a tranny hooker, does that count as ghey sex?

It depends on how pleasing the tranny hooker is to the eyes of Allah.

If the hooker is quite pleasing - then absolutely not.

If the hooker looks like Rosie O'Donnell - then yes it is an abomination and shall result in public stoning.

Posted by: Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar Ali Saifuddien Sa at May 07, 2014 11:52 AM (9GG/0)

101 Compare with the last post about the US Government's keen desire to "regulate" its critics. I'm looking forward to the underground radio/online shows after future regulation. I'll be listening. What does Mr. Universe say to Mal? “They can't stop the signal Mal.”

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 11:53 AM (A98Xu)

102 It's like we keep telling you people: The Tea Party...exactly like the terrorists.

Posted by: The MFM at May 07, 2014 11:53 AM (7ObY1)

103 I can't wait for the epic scolding the Sultan gets from the Hashtag Brigades.

Posted by: jakeman at May 07, 2014 11:53 AM (vH4YP)

104 I wonder if this includes all the mechanics from Rolls Royce he employs. I'd think they'd all jump on the first plane outta there.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 07, 2014 11:53 AM (pgQxn)

105 Since the United States has changed sides in the "War on Terror", the 'slimes know they are winning. Like the Left, they are dropping their masks.

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2014 11:53 AM (zoehZ)

106 Perhaps Sarah Silverman can be sent there to convince him of the error of his ways. If it doesn't work, oh well.

Posted by: ejo at May 07, 2014 11:54 AM (GXvSO)

107 There has been no change in the operations of the Beverly Hills Hotel except for the prohibition of jews in the pool, lobby and gift shop. Other than that, business as usual.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 07, 2014 11:54 AM (+lsX1)

108 So the Sultan is chopping body parts off of potential terrorists? Yeah, that's a nightmare.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 11:54 AM (5UteM)

109 Hoft is launching a new project Friday. Good for him Retweeted by Jim Hoft Hating Breitbart ‏@HatingBreitbart 23m Hmm. You don't say! ==> Big Announcement ComingÂ… http://shar.es/SeI9Z via @gatewaypundit

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 11:54 AM (ZPrif)

110 We actually have an ambassador to Brunei. I'm sure he's feverishly composing a nasty tweet as we speak!

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2014 11:56 AM (FcR7P)

111 Adultery and homosesexuality - these 2 items alone should set Hollywood and the regressive set on their heels as most of them would not survive in Brunei.  Of course the flogging part may be of special interest to some.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2014 11:56 AM (G+Wff)

112 >>> Fines and jail terms were introduced Thursday for offenses that include failure to attend Friday prayers In colonial America people who did not attend church regularly were subjected to fines; wisely this practice was put to bed. But of course we Westerners are the eeevil ones. No school like the old school?

Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2014 11:56 AM (yRwC8)

113 or, simply sporting a goatee Waitaminute. I sport a goatee. Does it have some sooper sekrit ghey meaning I was not aware of?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 11:56 AM (7ObY1)

114 106 Perhaps Sarah Silverman can be sent there to convince him of the error of his ways. If it doesn't work, oh well. Posted by: ejo at May 07, 2014 03:54 PM (GXvSO) Good point on the Silverman deal. Feminists especially nasty ones like her need to head on over there and simply convince them with their rational arguments and hilarious humor that women are equal. And gays have rights too.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 11:57 AM (A98Xu)

115 Well, now I'm glad my purchase of a time-share there fell through ...

Posted by: I have MS-NBC for that at May 07, 2014 11:57 AM (sq9q3)

116 Pretty soon, Rush Limbaugh will be airing his program from a ship in neutral waters. Radio Free el-Rushbo.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 11:58 AM (7ObY1)

117 The Sultan of Brunei? any relation to Sarkozy's wife?

Posted by: IFKWIMAITYD at May 07, 2014 11:58 AM (gmrH5)

118 Waitaminute.

I sport a goatee.

Does it have some sooper sekrit ghey meaning I was not aware of?

Posted by: Citizen X


Your goatee doesn't concern me as much as your constant cock-sucking. Give it a rest already.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (5UteM)

119 Is that a goat on your dick or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Pug of Brunei at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (3U9Bd)

120 It never ends well for kings and tyrants. Sooner or later people figure out there are more of them, then the ruling class.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (GGCsk)

121 I'm having a hard time believing the Sultan suddenly got religion.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2014 03:35 PM (dfYL9)

 

The man's getting old, and perhaps he is thinking about what he's going to have to do to make amends for his younger years.  I suspect that he probably sowed some wild oats in his youth - a lot of wild oats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Wash and Wax Your Wroth at the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (hLRSq)

122 Sarah Silverman's pussy tastes like Nancy Grace's face looks.

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (7ObY1)

123 That was a joke, of course.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (5UteM)

124 But a male goat, he is OK.

Posted by: Sultan Of Brunei at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (wAQA5)

125

Obama calls it evil that America forces countries to abide by Anglo-Saxon notions of freedom and Judeo-Christian principals of morality.  I call it civilization.    

 

Islamists are stone-age.  What's worse though is that the enlightened "ruler"  of Brunei  feels obligated to introduce these barbaric laws, probably because he thinks he needs to for self-preservation.    Western influence is on the wane.

 

Posted by: Yikes at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (LISuA)

126 Brunei is rich, but 90% of their GDP is from oil and natgas. It's basically a mideast oil emirate stuck in Asia. And it's just as retarded.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (ZPrif)

127 Stop the criticism!

Posted by: FEC at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (1Rgee)

128 The Sultan acted stupidly. Beer summit anyone?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2014 11:59 AM (0LHZx)

129

Your future London.  Hey you stupid whites, keep voting Labour.

 

Feed the fires for your own trains to the gas chambers.  Weep for a once great English race.  Death by suicide.

Posted by: prescient11 at May 07, 2014 12:00 PM (tVTLU)

130

And Habib doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene
He's got a Jihad job he's doing alright
He can play honky tonk just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the Sultans with the Sultans of Sharia

And a crowd of young boys they're fooling around in the corner

 

Posted by: Mark Al-Knoffler at May 07, 2014 12:00 PM (SO2Q8)

131 And the Left DREAMS of having that sort of power.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at May 07, 2014 12:00 PM (JS0vr)

132 6 Funny. At the height of the Reagan era, the left feared a Christian takeover of America. If only. If only. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 03:33 PM (CMkNk) The constant leftist blather about that was just ridiculous and should have been instructive for many of us. I had to learn the lessons later, during the reign of TheRapist.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 07, 2014 12:00 PM (Dk0UO)

133 "The 67-year-old sultan ordered a stop to the criticism, and it has largely ceased." Wait -- isn't Obama only 52 years old?

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2014 12:01 PM (mizYg)

134 note that sharia law means legally treating Christians and non muslims as second class human beings, but our Hollywood betters only think about ghey sex being forbidden! Priorities people!

Posted by: fromabroad at May 07, 2014 12:01 PM (rnV3B)

135 117 The Sultan of Brunei? any relation to Sarkozy's wife? Posted by: IFKWIMAITYD at May 07, 2014 03:58 PM (gmrH5) See me at #12.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:01 PM (CMkNk)

136 "A third phase set for late 2015 will allow the justice system to sentence offenders to death by stoning for crimes including adultery and gay sex." So, all the naughty husbands and wives need to get in a lot of illicit f**king before late 2015.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2014 12:01 PM (qKLjO)

137
Feminist Majority ‏@FemMajority

Couldn't make it to the #StopTheSultan rally in Beverly Hills? These photos will show you everything you missed: http://bit.ly/1qecyU1




Wanted too, but I wasn't going to pay $25 plus tip for valet protest parking.

Notes from the photos:

Poor Jay Leno getting dragged out to this by his lefty ditz of a wife Mavis. Should have kept his day job.

Francis Fisher's looks have completely fled.

The most hittable girl there is a guy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 12:01 PM (kdS6q)

138 Is it bad I already thought they were under full sharia?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 07, 2014 12:02 PM (oFCZn)

139

So a goatee is just a baby goat right?

nothing wrong with 'sporting' one of those

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 07, 2014 12:02 PM (SO2Q8)

140 Why aren't Sharia Law countries treated like the Apartheid States they are? Non-muslims are literally 2nd class citizens without full rights. Sharia Law is just the muzzie Jim Crow -- but with more murder.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 12:03 PM (ZPrif)

141 We're his brokers in Chicago. http://tinyurl.com/mdswah8

Posted by: The Blues Brothers at May 07, 2014 12:03 PM (0FSuD)

142 "The 67-year-old sultan ordered a stop to the criticism, and it has largely ceased, Star Online reported." Enjoy your tyranny, you dumbfucks.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 07, 2014 12:03 PM (vd7A8)

143 How much for the little one? The girl?

Posted by: Sultan of Brunch at May 07, 2014 12:03 PM (q177U)

144 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 04:01 PM (kdS6q) ______ Wow!! At least 15 people showed up.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2014 12:03 PM (0LHZx)

145 No religion has accomplished what Christianity has accomplished. No ideology. No school of thought. No idea, no government, no political system. Nobody else, nothing else has ever lit the world on fire like the Gospel. Read more at http://themattwalshblog.com/2014/04/19/hallelujah-happy-easter/#oVRUsDyTeZBIXYZc.99 One of the things we were asked to look at was the success, in fact, the pre-eminence of the West, all over the world. We studied everything we could from the historical, political, economic and cultural perspective. At first, we thought it was because you had more powerful guns than we had. Then we thought it was because you had the best political system. Next we focused on your economic system. But in the past twenty years we have realised that the heart of your culture is your religion: Christianity. That is why the West is so powerful. The Christian moral foundation of social and cultural life was what made possible the emergence of capitalism and then the successful transition to democratic politics. We donÂ’t have any doubt about this. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3147298/posts Not all religions are created equal. One is a civilizing force, while the other is a barbarizing force.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:03 PM (bb5+k)

146 Funny. At the height of the Reagan era, the left feared a Christian takeover of America. If only. If only. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 03:33 PM (CMkNk) little early for a book rec post but: "Disinformation" by former head of the Romanian DIE, Ion Pacepa does a good job of explaining the attack on Christianity by the KGB in the 50's and 60's using a made up religion: "Liberation Theology" (sound familiar?). "Income inequality" "Social justice" etc... these are all KGB disinformation terms introduced onto the global stage 50-60 years ago.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:03 PM (x3YFz)

147 Religion of Peace. I always snort out loud when I hear talk show hosts trying to be "balanced" say that the "true" ideal of Islam is being hijacked by extremists. Read the book.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 12:04 PM (A98Xu)

148 You're also allowed to have gay sex if you're holed in the mountains for over a day, also on Tuesdays. Also 'pitching' is ok, 'catching' will get you stoned

Posted by: McCool at May 07, 2014 12:04 PM (nCSwS)

149 it's all right Obama will just make sure stones are banned and there are stone free zones. the stones will be put in several locations all over the country saved for those that are conservative.

Posted by: willow at May 07, 2014 12:04 PM (nqBYe)

150 Theme song for this post, courtesy of the Stylistics from 1973Â… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xp29gs4DrI

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:04 PM (CMkNk)

151 Is it still OK to surrey down for a stoned soul picnic?

Posted by: 5th Dimension at May 07, 2014 12:04 PM (eEBON)

152 Feminists can't see the macro-agressions for the micro-agressions.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2014 12:04 PM (mizYg)

153 Brunei vs Israel You decide.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 12:04 PM (A98Xu)

154 Oh, and the current pope is either complicit or a moron.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (x3YFz)

155 Sarah Silverman's pussy tastes like Nancy Grace's face looks.

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at May 07, 2014 03:59 PM (7ObY1)

...

...

Why would anybody admit they know that? Yuck.

Posted by: ? at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (wAQA5)

156 Your goatee doesn't concern me as much as your constant cock-sucking. Give it a rest already. But can I still sing showtunes, right? I feel pretty oh so pretty!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (7ObY1)

157 Don't visit Borneo in SE Asia. The Sultan was born on 15 July 1946 in Brunei Town (now called Bandar Seri Begawan) as Pengiran Muda (Prince) Hassanal Bolkiah. Brunei's population was 408,786 in July 2012. "How the Sultan of Brunei Violated His Sharia Law With Me" @ The Daily Beast, 5/6/14 As a teenager, I was the mistress of his brother—who ‘gave’ me as a gift to the sultan. And in just one night, we committed at least two offenses under his newly implemented penal code. By Jillian Lauren, author of The New York Times bestseller, Some Girls: My Life in a Harem. /Question: when is the Brunei Sultan to be stoned to death? Or is his cock to be amputated, "mercifully"?

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (gmrH5)

158 Jim Hoft ‏@gatewaypundit 2m LA School Supt Mohammed Z. Islam Retreats – Withdraws Assignment Claiming Holocaust A Hoax http://shar.es/SeQwT via @gatewaypundit New assignment -- did an international Zionist banker conspiracy force Muzzie Z Islamist to withdraw the previous assignment?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (ZPrif)

159 74 mia farrow ‏@MiaFarrow Skip the Bel-Air Beverly Hills Hotels of Dorchester Collection owned by the Sultan of #Brunei enforcer of draconian #Sharia law Patrick Stewart ‏@SirPatStew Absolutely delighted to learn that @20thcenturyfox has moved #XMen out of a Dorchester Group hotel for our London premiere. #Brunei Once again, our celebrity masters lead us unto enlightenment. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 03:48 PM (kdS6q) I think Beck said yesterday they had audio of Jay Leno protesting at a similar related thing, an anti-Sharia rally of some sort in CA. Which, great. But yeah I hate that the media doesn't seem to report on something until a CELEB bothers to care about it. Only then is it newsworthy or something. Like the Boko Haram kidnappings; you guys reported about it first, but the first TV media reports I heard on it were ones in which they breathlessly mentioned the celebs that had come out condemning it at the same time they "broke" the story. Way to do your jobs, reporters.

Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (yRwC8)

160
How much for the little one? The girl?
Posted by: Sultan of Brunch



"What?!"

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (kdS6q)

161 3 Meanwhile, the UN Torture commission is investigating the Vatican. Posted by: dan-O at May 07, 2014 03:32 PM (D0bIN) Statute of limitations, that Spanish shit was in 1498. Where your witness bitches?

Posted by: Da Pope at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (0FSuD)

162 Remember, Islam started with pedophilia and got worse.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (A98Xu)

163 Don't see anything there about stoning pedophiles. What about people who do sheep and goats? Not even a flogging? Shouldn't f**king a sofa or a toaster get you something? Are we sure the sultan isn't from Florida?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2014 12:05 PM (qKLjO)

164 Say what you want about her politics, but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 12:06 PM (JtwS4)

165 No religion has accomplished what Christianity has accomplished. For its small numbers, Judaism has made a pretty impressive record.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 12:06 PM (8ZskC)

166 Dammit J.J., I was headed there next.  Love me some Stylistics.

Posted by: Countrysquire at May 07, 2014 12:06 PM (eEBON)

167 153 Brunei vs Israel You decide. Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 04:04 PM (A98Xu) Speaking of Israel, a massive explosion was reported in a town northwest of TehranÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:06 PM (CMkNk)

168
So the dorks in Hollywood want to protest this tyrannical guy, but the outright murder, rape and abuse of Christian Women in the Middle East is A-OK with them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2014 12:07 PM (hJauc)

169 Funny. At the height of the Reagan era, the left feared a Christian takeover of America. If only. If only. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 03:33 PM (CMkNk) The constant leftist blather about that was just ridiculous and should have been instructive for many of us. I had to learn the lessons later, during the reign of TheRapist. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 07, 2014 04:00 PM (Dk0UO) I am now wishing we had been as vicious as the left thought we were.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:07 PM (bb5+k)

170 166 Dammit J.J., I was headed there next. Love me some Stylistics. Posted by: Countrysquire at May 07, 2014 04:06 PM (eEBON) Speaking of new castrati. Sheesh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:07 PM (CMkNk)

171

>>A third phase set for late 2015 will allow the justice system to sentence offenders to death by stoning for crimes including adultery and gay sex.

.

.

.And gays are being oppressed in the US because they aren't allowed to marry....Right.

Posted by: Registered Voter at May 07, 2014 12:07 PM (TCFwA)

172

"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!"

---

 

eeeewwwww

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 07, 2014 12:08 PM (SO2Q8)

173 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI!

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2014 12:08 PM (QupBk)

174
"As a teenager, I was the mistress of his brother—who ‘gave’ me as a gift to the sultan. And in just one night, we committed at least two offenses under his newly implemented penal code."

Jillian Lauren




"Dear Penthouse Letters:...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 12:08 PM (kdS6q)

175 but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 04:06 PM (JtwS4 Yes, because no one, ever, has different standards for beauty.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 12:08 PM (A98Xu)

176 You've heard about murders. You've heard about multiple murders. You've heard about murders that involve multiple generations. You've heard about murders followed up by arson. Have you ever heard of murders where the victims had fireworks strapped to their heads? Go Bing a breaking story involving James Blake the tennis player.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 12:09 PM (ZshNr)

177 147 Religion of Peace. I always snort out loud when I hear talk show hosts trying to be "balanced" say that the "true" ideal of Islam is being hijacked by extremists. Read the book. Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 04:04 PM (A98Xu) I wish Islam was hijacked. And flown directly into the sun.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:09 PM (CMkNk)

178 15 What this development has in common with the Left in the West is the utter, absolute hermetically-sealed hypocrisy of it. The ruling class wallows privately in all the sins they denounce and sanction in others. Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 07, 2014 03:36 PM (O4ekl) I'm not quite clear on what you mean by that.

Posted by: AlGore in a Private Jet at May 07, 2014 12:09 PM (qKLjO)

179 Maybe we could send the militant gays to the militant Islamists and see who lives and who's dressed the best after a week! (grabbing pen) New reality show!

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (x3YFz)

180 I'm issuing a Fatwa to kill all the people who want me to wear a burka and would behead me for being raped.

Posted by: Lauren at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (ejehg)

181 "At the height of the Reagan era, the left feared a Christian takeover of America."

Uh, here in the SF Bay Area, they _still do_.

They're completely flipped out about it, in fact. Clinically paranoid.

I had one shrieking lefty feminist harridan buttonhole me at a cocktail party and tell me in exhaustive details how the film "Jesus Camp" showed "the blueprint for the coming coup" in which America would become a fascist theocracy.

Which was to be led by the then-Satan figure for the left, George W. Bush.

I mildly observed that since Dubya wasn't even capable of organizing the proverbial piss-up in a brewery, such a coup would likely end in farce. She wasn't buying that for a moment. And insisted that the election in 2008 would be suspended to allow Bu$hitler, and evil vice-regent KKKheney, to remain in power.

She also said that Obama, then a primary candidate, would never be elected President. I asked why not. She said, "There's just NO WAY that 'they' would ever allow a black man to become President."

Acidic emphasis on the word 'they'. She refused to explain who she thought 'they' were.

(People really do think and talk this way. There are a metric fuckton of them here in Commiefornia. Which explains a lot.)

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (noWW6)

182 Why can't he just adopt Sharia Lebeouf? Win/win

Posted by: Tao of Meh at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (41KAm)

183 Mine is still bigger than his.

Posted by: The Sultan's Eunuch at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (wAQA5)

184 Sarah Silverman would have been a six or a seven in my high school/college-age dating pool. Since then, she's gotten older, uglier and meaner.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (ZshNr)

185 OT: Iranian explosion. http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/massive-explosion-in-iran/2014/05/06/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (CMkNk)

186 162 Remember, Islam started with pedophilia and got worse. Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 04:05 PM (A98Xu) Hmm, may have to give them a second look.

Posted by: Harry Reid Pederast at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (0FSuD)

187 Question: when is the Brunei Sultan to be stoned to death? Or is his cock to be amputated, "mercifully"?

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 04:05 PM (gmrH5)

 

He's getting right with Allah by making sure the rest of his people behave or else.  I also suspect that an increase in the mosque building will be going on, endowments to study the Koran, etc.

 

You know, all the things that rich sinners do when they begin to think about death - i.e., how to bribe one's way into heaven.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Wash and Wax Your Wroth at the Outrage Outlet! at May 07, 2014 12:10 PM (hLRSq)

188
Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch




"Okay, now cover your left eye and try to read the third line down on the eye chart...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 12:11 PM (kdS6q)

189 I wish I had something worthwhile to say. I do not. The world is descending into a very dark period and we are stuck with Teh JEF and Choo Choo Joey. Satan himself couldn't have written a better script.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 12:11 PM (32Ze2)

190 182 Why can't he just adopt Sharia Lebeouf? Win/win Posted by: Tao of Meh at May 07, 2014 04:10 PM (41KAm) Meh. Sharia Lewis and Goatchop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:11 PM (CMkNk)

191 Increased heart rate and involuntary nostril flaring upon hearing the words "Kate Upton" -- femto-agression Raising eyebrow as hot chick bends over to adjust strap on six-inch high-heel shoes -- nano-agression Open door politely for female -- micro-agression Giving up seat on bus for "old" "lady" -- milli-agression Do I have to slap a bitch? -- agression Rape -- mega-agression Serial rape -- ultra-agression An entire civilization based on the subjugation and depersonalization of woman -- macro-agression ---- According to modern feminism, only the first four count.

Posted by: zombie at May 07, 2014 12:11 PM (mizYg)

192 I am now wishing we had been as vicious as the left thought we were. Hayek said that the statists have a natural advantage over classical liberals because the prospect of power attracts the kind of people who are brutal and free of moral constraints.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 12:11 PM (8ZskC)

193 Yeah, take a look at this gnome: http://preview.tinyurl.com/l6uuuzr

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2014 12:11 PM (l5wxK)

194 Eunuchleheads.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:11 PM (CMkNk)

195 OT: Iranian explosion. http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/massive-explosion-in-iran/2014/05/06/ Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 04:10 PM (CMkNk) /shocked face

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:12 PM (x3YFz)

196 1. Most rulers or politicians are whores. 2. If you give governments power, they will use it to f**k you. Write that on your palm.

Posted by: Amos Singletary was right! at May 07, 2014 12:12 PM (1/4XQ)

197 In deference to gay marriage, the "progressive" Sultan will allow the practice of Sati after ones spouse gets stoned to death. The other husband can be burned on the pyre for free.

Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 12:12 PM (VndSC)

198 I am now wishing we had been as vicious as the left thought we were. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 04:07 PM (bb5+k) No doubt. I was and still am surrounded by bible thumpers and I couldn't be happier about that. I can't ever remember anything political about it at all. It's all a lie. But, we know that.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 07, 2014 12:12 PM (Dk0UO)

199 "Say what you want about her politics, but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise." ========== Yeah...look again. She's "hot" like Janeane Garafalo is "hot," which is to say that both had a certain appeal about twenty years ago. Now they're both just a couple of dried out middle-aged leftists. Whatever idiosyncratic charm either had at their peak is long gone.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 12:12 PM (/AHDz)

200 Ahhhh, the Muslim Inquisition.

So, after they've killed off all the sinners where will they turn?
Does doing good in the name of islamic fundamentalism ever stop?

Posted by: Gmac - Pondering ... something at May 07, 2014 12:12 PM (baiNQ)

201 27 The most perverted, amoral dens of iniquity can be found in any Saudi or Emirati palace. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 03:40 PM (CMkNk) Are their rape rooms as good as mine?

Posted by: Zombie Quadaffee at May 07, 2014 12:13 PM (qKLjO)

202 198 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 07, 2014 04:12 PM (Dk0UO) My friend's a Jew for Jesus. I just tell him to give back his bar mitzvah money. He laughs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:13 PM (CMkNk)

203 Yeah...look again. She's "hot" like Janeane Garafalo is "hot," which is to say that both had a certain appeal about twenty years ago. Now they're both just a couple of dried out middle-aged leftists. Whatever idiosyncratic charm either had at their peak is long gone. ------------ Yooo Hooo!!

Posted by: Cameron Diaz at May 07, 2014 12:13 PM (VndSC)

204 I wish I had something worthwhile to say. I do not. The world is descending into a very dark period and we are stuck with Teh JEF and Choo Choo Joey. Satan himself couldn't have written a better script. Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 04:11 PM (32Ze2) no one ever gets their lines right! (throws script and storms out)

Posted by: Director Satan at May 07, 2014 12:13 PM (x3YFz)

205 Has anybody noticed the world sucks?

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 07, 2014 12:14 PM (h53OH)

206 201 Are their rape rooms as good as mine? Posted by: Zombie Quadaffee at May 07, 2014 04:13 PM (qKLjO) Not rape rooms; drape rooms!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:14 PM (CMkNk)

207 For its small numbers, Judaism has made a pretty impressive record. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 04:06 PM (8ZskC) Scientifically it is without equal. Socially? I'm not aware of many accomplishments. The argument that I am presenting is that Christian Philosophy/Doctrine *IS* the ideology which created Western Civilization. That Slavery stuff? Yeah, it was pretty much Christianity that taught that it was wrong. Hard to argue that we are all equal in God's eyes when some of our brothers are in chains. For what it's worth, I always thought Judaism was "Basic Civilization 1.0", with Catholicism and Protestantism being updated versions of the operating system. Right now it appears to me that Mormonism is the most recent successful version. And I wish to reiterate that I am an agnostic. I don't believe any of it. I just recognize that it produces objective and measurable real world results which are beneficial to mankind.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:14 PM (bb5+k)

208 "I am now wishing we had been as vicious as the left thought we were."

There's always time to mend one's ways!

Hey, I know. Let's nominate another pleasantly mannered milk-drinking Mormon for the next scary ugly low-down back-stabbing street-fight election. You can be sure the left will appreciate an opponent who insists on following Marquis of Queensberry rules himself, and will reciprocate with similar gentle sentiments. Just the way they did last time.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 12:14 PM (noWW6)

209 Silverman aged better than Garafalo. Whoo boy. Something went wrong there.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 07, 2014 12:14 PM (ZPrif)

210 "Say what you want about her politics, but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise." =========== Nothing wrong with her politics, but she's too old and too damn...FEMALE...for my tastes.

Posted by: Uriah Reid at May 07, 2014 12:14 PM (/AHDz)

211 196 1. Most rulers or politicians are whores. 2. If you give governments power, they will use it to f**k you. Write that on your palm. ------------- Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 12:14 PM (A98Xu)

212 205 Has anybody noticed the world sucks? Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 07, 2014 04:14 PM (h53OH) Nothing has changed. Except for more people and internets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:14 PM (CMkNk)

213 "Say what you want about her politics, but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise." ========== Yeah...look again. She's "hot" like Janeane Garafalo is "hot," which is to say that both had a certain appeal about twenty years ago. Now they're both just a couple of dried out middle-aged leftists. Whatever idiosyncratic charm either had at their peak is long gone. Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 04:12 PM (/AHDz) A girl who has 10 looks immediately drops to 6 if I find out she's a liberal hag.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:15 PM (x3YFz)

214 199 "Say what you want about her politics, but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise." I wish she had a twink fifteen year old brother I could rape at gunpoint.

Posted by: Brian Singer at May 07, 2014 12:15 PM (DVPta)

215 You would kill yourself if you had to hear Silverman's incredibly nasally tones on a regular basis.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 12:15 PM (A98Xu)

216
Sarah Silverman would have been a six or a seven in my high school/college-age dating pool. Since then, she's gotten older, uglier and meaner.
Posted by: Lincolntf




Colin Quinn timed it just right and had her when she was a comedy groupie and just over the felony line.

Then after her season on SNL, it was a long tobogganing down a steep hill. Apparently hitting a couple of trees along the way.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 12:15 PM (kdS6q)

217 Say what you want about her politics, but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise. She's above the average general population woman her age, sure. But I strongly disagree that she's hot. Look through any model agency's portfolio and there are tens of thousands of girls that not only outshine her, but make her look like a puddle of excrement.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2014 12:15 PM (l5wxK)

218 Those damned Mormons still haunting memories, I see.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 12:16 PM (ZshNr)

219 Silverman is not hot in this photo and she's not a classy dresser either. http://tinyurl.com/bswzs66. Maybe it's my age, but the more I know that's objectionable about someone (and Silverman is one nasty chick) the less hot I find them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 12:16 PM (XyM/Y)

220 The most hittable girl there is a guy. The success of a protest is directly proportional to the number of hot, slutty women there. Hot is not entirely necessary.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2014 12:16 PM (T0NGe)

221 Posted by: Cameron Diaz at May 07, 2014 04:13 PM (VndSC) Now there's a girl who makes you want to punch a baby.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:16 PM (x3YFz)

222 *Jots down note to self: * Schedule another Smart Girl summit denouncing the Sultan of Brunei" *Create catchy hashtag to show adequate level of disapproval *Create PSA where my celebrity friends repeat same line over and over again in front of a white background. Too much??? Ask Rashida... Phew, another busy day raising awareness!!

Posted by: Amy Peohler at May 07, 2014 12:16 PM (8zTpe)

223 @193 It appears he's holding his dick. Isn't all their money from oil and wasn't this the guy who use to have 20 playboy girls in his harem, or I am thinking of another junk spot?

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 12:17 PM (0FSuD)

224 "I wish she had a twink fifteen year old brother I could rape at gunpoint." ============== Oh, I know, right? Wait..."brother"!?! What kind of freak are you? I only rape underage GIRLS!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 07, 2014 12:18 PM (/AHDz)

225 A third phase set for late 2015 will allow the justice system to sentence offenders to death by stoning for crimes including adultery and gay sex.






Barry: Cancel my travel plans to Brunei!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2014 12:18 PM (1Jaio)

226 Judaism does have an impressive record, especially in the banking and entertainment fields.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2014 12:18 PM (5UteM)

227 Speaking of Israel, a massive explosion was reported in a town northwest of TehranÂ… Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 04:06 PM (CMkNk) I saw that. I am kinda hoping their nuke facility developed an unanticipated chain reaction. But Sabotage, Israeli or otherwise wouldn't cheer me just as much.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:18 PM (bb5+k)

228 I think what's her name should write a new pithy hashtag to scold the Sultan of Brunei, yeah, that'll work.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 12:19 PM (A98Xu)

229 175 but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 04:06 PM She looked very pretty at the Met Gala; she has a lot of the standard features our current society and culture equates with beauty. But some people, the more they open their mouths, reveal the ugliness within, and that tarnishes the prettiness of the package they might have on the outside. Silverman is one of those. Oh and Kate Upton was at Met Gala too; not too shabby! But there were a lot of hot messes at that event, hoo boy. Lots of fashion vomit. Canceled out the pretty that did happen to make it.

Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2014 12:19 PM (yRwC8)

230 Wait..."brother"!?! What kind of freak are you? I only rape underage GIRLS! Hater! Do you have any cocaine?

Posted by: Brian Singer at May 07, 2014 12:19 PM (DVPta)

231 201 27 The most perverted, amoral dens of iniquity can be found in any Saudi or Emirati palace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 03:40 PM (CMkNk)
***

That or they take their act out of the country away from the peasants and imams.

I was standing in the airport in Madrid back in the early 90s when I was working for DoD.  A plane had rolled up the gate and they moved the walkway away to allow the passengers debarking access to the tarmac area.  About 7 or 8 Arabs in full kit looking like something from Central Casting walked off the plane and got in their limos.  About two minutes later, maybe a dozen or more young hot blondes and brunettes walked down the stairs with some other Arab peons and they loaded up in limos and drove off after them. 
These guys have all the religious fervor of Bill Clinton.


Posted by: B at May 07, 2014 12:19 PM (twiRb)

232 Sarah Silverman was born in 1970. I call that post middle age unless she's planning to live into her 90s. We all get older and generally our personalities stay the same. She was unpleasant as a younger person and unless God intervenes she will be unpleasant as an old person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 12:19 PM (XyM/Y)

233 The port of Norfolk has lost one of my shipping containers. How the fuck do you lose an entire shipping container? This is sounding like something out of a Vince Flynn book. Yikes.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 12:19 PM (7ObY1)

234 ...and the prophet spoke 'If Sharif don't like it, he rock your Casbah'

Posted by: Tao of Meh at May 07, 2014 12:20 PM (41KAm)

235 Businessman, his wife and two children found dead 'with heavy duty FIREWORKS strapped to their heads' after raging fire at tennis star James Blake's $1.5million Florida mansion Told ya it was going to end up very creepy...

Posted by: Pug of Brunei at May 07, 2014 12:20 PM (3U9Bd)

236 Say what you want about her politics, but Sarah Silverman is hot and it's stupid to pretend otherwise. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 04:06 PM (JtwS4) Really?! I mean I suppose she's above average. But even politics aside I can't really stand her voice.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 07, 2014 12:20 PM (HDwDg)

237 @136 So, all the naughty husbands and wives need to get in a lot of illicit f**king before late 2015.

Yes. This. Will be the hip Western response. Thousands of Hollywood-style partiers will go there for the last week before implementation, and carry on like it's New Year's Eve at the end of the world. And then, planes out, and silence.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (xq1UY)

238 233 The port of Norfolk has lost one of my shipping containers. How the fuck do you lose an entire shipping container? ------------- Price of Valu-Rite is going to go through the roof now.

Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (VndSC)

239 Ok... which one of you Morons is this? "Florida man demands right to wed computer Man sues for the right to marry his porn-laden Macbook, arguing that if gays are allowed to marry then so should other sexual minorities " http://tinyurl.com/kmwn66l

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (x3YFz)

240 the Religion of Pieces in its true form...

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (q+fqH)

241 I think the hottest woman on TV is Eve Kilcher on Alaska-The Last Frontier. And she's not even an actress. Shows what I know.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (7ObY1)

242 (People really do think and talk this way. There are a metric fuckton of them here in Commiefornia. Which explains a lot.) Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 04:10 PM (noWW6) Never thought differently. You can see what they believe by looking at their behavior. Nuts, they are.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (bb5+k)

243 A third phase set for late 2015 will allow the justice system to sentence offenders to death by stoning for crimes including adultery and gay sex. I may have to petition for a delay on that one...

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (FcR7P)

244 Man sues for the right to marry his porn-laden Macbook, arguing that if gays are allowed to marry then so should other sexual minorities " [/i

Posted by: Brian Singer at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (DVPta)

245

Has anybody noticed the world sucks?

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 07, 2014 04:14 PM (h53OH)

...

...

It's like shark attacks. There's just a whole lot more idiots now in the water.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2014 12:21 PM (wAQA5)

246 Price of Valu-Rite is going to go through the roof now. Posted by: Roy at May 07, 2014 04:21 PM (VndSC) From $0.90/gallon to $1.50/gallon I'm guessing.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:22 PM (x3YFz)

247 put me in the barrell!

Posted by: Brian Singer at May 07, 2014 12:22 PM (DVPta)

248 Why do they f**k us? Why, for our own good. They want to make us "good", according to their definition. Assume, and this is key, that their definition is actually good: is it better for us to be forced to be good, or to be good voluntarily? But they're wrong.

Posted by: A very weird Betty Friedan mutation at May 07, 2014 12:22 PM (1/4XQ)

249 That or they take their act out of the country away from the peasants and imams. The 9-11 hijackers, as one example. We knew a few from Jordan back in the 80s. One was big into Hustler and photographing nude girls.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 12:22 PM (MMC8r)

250 I think the hottest woman on TV is Eve Kilcher on Alaska-The Last Frontier. And she's not even an actress. Shows what I know. Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 04:21 PM (7ObY1) Lagertha!

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:23 PM (x3YFz)

251 Liam Neeson can make the next "Taken" installment about any one of these scumbag countries, and  Brunei  is  on  that  list.

Posted by: MTF at May 07, 2014 12:23 PM (LISuA)

252 "Sarah Silverman was born in 1970. I call that post middle age unless she's planning to live into her 90s" =============== No, that's silly. Middle age doesn't only refer to your exact median moment. It covers the whole period of time between, say, mid-40's to late 50's.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 12:23 PM (/AHDz)

253 189 I wish I had something worthwhile to say. I do not. The world is descending into a very dark period and we are stuck with Teh JEF and Choo Choo Joey. Satan himself couldn't have written a better script. Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 04:11 PM (32Ze2) Given what they were telling me when I was growing up, i'm still leaving open the possibility that he did. Again, am an agnostic, but there sure seems to be a hell of a lot of stuff they predicted back then that's coming true now.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:23 PM (bb5+k)

254 Ok... which one of you Morons is this? "Florida man demands right to wed computer Not me. I'm a toaster guy, myself. Especially those saucy chrome models with the beckoning toast light and the gaping bagel slots...'scuse me...BRB...

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 12:24 PM (7ObY1)

255 Who lost the shipping container. I might be able to help. Depending on the line every container has an SKU that can be tracked. Now they just might be lying to you or buying time. Let me know.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 12:24 PM (32Ze2)

256 You can find hotter than Sarah SIlverman at any yoga class.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 12:24 PM (MMC8r)

257 Sarah Silverman has long, nice, Hollywood hair, and she keeps her body to optimal possible proportions, so that gets her to 4 or 5. Her face is not repulsive, so that gives her a bonus point for avoiding everything-but-face pigeonholing. Best Hollywood makeup artists at the top of their craft occasionally elevate her to a seven, but even all the might of Hollywood will never make her a solid 8.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 12:24 PM (ZshNr)

258 "Liam Neeson can make the next "Taken" installment about any one of these scumbag countries, and Brunei is on that list." =============== You make a good point. Since we're already well on the way to Idiocracy anyway, can't we just send Liam Neeson over there to sort everything out. He must have watched his stunt double once or twice, right?

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 12:25 PM (/AHDz)

259 I think the hottest woman on TV is Eve Kilcher on Alaska-The Last Frontier. And she's not even an actress.


yeah, but Sue ( by herself at the airport / base camp ) is even hotter

Posted by: Wanda Jean ( always clean ) at May 07, 2014 12:25 PM (8CdUx)

260 "Florida man demands right to wed computer Doesn't anybody fuck couches any more?

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 12:25 PM (MMC8r)

261 250 I think the hottest woman on TV is Eve Kilcher on Alaska-The Last Frontier. And she's not even an actress.

Shows what I know.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 04:21 PM (7ObY1)

Lagertha!
***

Oh, hell yeah...

Posted by: B at May 07, 2014 12:25 PM (twiRb)

262 HASSAN! CHOP!

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 12:25 PM (3ZtZW)

263 255 Who lost the shipping container. I might be able to help. Depending on the line every container has an SKU that can be tracked. Now they just might be lying to you or buying time. Let me know..... The shipping line is NYK Line.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 12:25 PM (7ObY1)

264 Hayek said that the statists have a natural advantage over classical liberals because the prospect of power attracts the kind of people who are brutal and free of moral constraints. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2014 04:11 PM (8ZskC) Hayek was a smart man. Looks like he got that "Road to Serfdom" just about right.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:25 PM (bb5+k)

265 Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 04:03 PM (bb5+k) I'd mention the EASTERN Christian Churches, and in so doing remind readers that the original and earliest Christian converts' indigenous descendents are suffering genocide on our watch. (And intentions aside, GWB set that blaze full throttle, blowback.) Not that he celebrated life as a traditional Christian (certainly not as an atheist), but Richard Wagner made your speech, D-Lamp, corresponding with Franz Liszt: that Christianity inspired Western Civilization, in his case namely musical TONALITY (from and to modality again), instrumental architectural structures of the Sonata and the Classical Symphony and of the Symphonic Poem (Liszt), and of course the vocal genres, the Lied, the choral works and operatic dramas. Only a braindead fart would think that culture has no influence on culture. Having not studied the origins of Hindi music, I wonder the complexity of the music in India (not talking Bollywood, just as Hollywood wouldn't really "get" Beethoven's heirs --John Williams ain't). My point, compare Indian complexities with the historical musical genres from cultures either further East (China or Japan pre-WWII) or from the Middle East. India has far more imagination and creativity by nature than does the culture from the Arabian Peninsula (Saudis) for instance. Sometimes surviving on next to nothing is all there is, after all. Not saying that minimalism doesn't have its place. Nor saying that bigger is better. Just noticing comparisons.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 12:26 PM (gmrH5)

266 Oh, hell yeah... Virtual high-fives, man!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 12:26 PM (7ObY1)

267 Sarah Silverman's sister Laura is far prettier, in my opinion. Probably just as repulsive a human being (I'm just guessing about that), but more appealing. At least to me.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 12:26 PM (/AHDz)

268 Doesn't anybody fuck couches any more? Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 04:25 PM (MMC8r) Lol'd

Posted by: Seems legit at May 07, 2014 12:26 PM (A98Xu)

269 The shipping line is NYK Line. Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 04:25 PM (7ObY1) Don't let them fool you. They know where the container is unless it has been stolen and tampered with. What was in the can?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 12:26 PM (32Ze2)

270 233 The port of Norfolk has lost one of my shipping containers. How the fuck do you lose an entire shipping container? This is sounding like something out of a Vince Flynn book. Yikes. Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 04:19 PM (7ObY1) Surprisingly lots simply fall of the ship if they are not tied down correctly and they hit rough seas. Remember that story years ago about a Nike container falling off and no one had a clue where it was until Nikes started washing ashore in WA.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 12:27 PM (0FSuD)

271 O.K. she's middle aged. :^) And I wouldn't call 50's middle aged either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2014 12:27 PM (XyM/Y)

272

"There may be a secret uranium enrichment plant in or near Qazvin, according to Iranian dissidents".

 

And it just went 'splody all by itself?

 

I like this story too much to believe the mainstream reports that it was an oil depot.  I'm playing Clue, and I have joos in the desert with ninja stuff and 'splosives.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 12:27 PM (JtwS4)

273 No doubt. I was and still am surrounded by bible thumpers and I couldn't be happier about that. I can't ever remember anything political about it at all. It's all a lie. But, we know that. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 07, 2014 04:12 PM (Dk0UO) Grew up with them my whole life. They are very annoying, but I never thought of them as a threat to my existence.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:27 PM (bb5+k)

274 and yet we can't limit the number of kids food stamps pay for.

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 07, 2014 12:28 PM (FQLT3)

275 Colin Quinn timed it just right and had her when she was a comedy groupie and just over the felony line.

Then after her season on SNL, it was a long tobogganing down a steep hill. Apparently hitting a couple of trees along the way.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2014 04:15 PM (kdS6q)

 

Didn't know it at the time but  she was the girl that Colin was seeing at our gym in the Woodstock area.   I have to admit that I thought at  the time that if he wasn't on MTV that he would not have landed a  hottie like that.   He was a really nice guy though. 

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2014 12:28 PM (m2CN7)

276 Looking for explosion confirmation. About midnight in Jerusalem, so my usual sites aren't updating.... linky?

Posted by: Fan of the not-hole at May 07, 2014 12:28 PM (1/4XQ)

277 "A quiet people is a happy people. The more quieter, the more happier. Dead people are happiest in the world." -- Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 12:28 PM (dgQqG)

278 "Florida man demands right to wed computer Man sues for the right to marry his porn-laden Macbook, arguing that if gays are allowed to marry then so should other sexual minorities " Certainly gives "hard drive" a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 12:29 PM (mx5oN)

279 Citizen X Just to cheer you up. http://tinyurl.com/ov6z4sj

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 12:29 PM (0FSuD)

280 "And I wouldn't call 50's middle aged either." ============== What would you call it? Old? How old are YOU, Junior?

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 12:29 PM (/AHDz)

281 "A quiet people is a happy people. The more quieter, the more happier. Dead people are happiest in the world." -- Shih Tzu Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 04:28 PM (dgQqG) What is the sound of one paw clapping?

Posted by: LizLem at May 07, 2014 12:30 PM (yRwC8)

282 Doesn't anybody fuck couches any more? Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 04:25 PM (MMC8r) Or baked goods?

Posted by: Jason Biggs, Pie F*cker at May 07, 2014 12:30 PM (X866z)

283 Wasn't there some guy caught fucking road kill in the middle of the road? I think it was a deer. It was in front of his gf's house and she called the cops on him.

Posted by: Pug of Brunei at May 07, 2014 12:30 PM (3U9Bd)

284 It is extremely unlikely that Liam Neeson will be making any films critical of Islam. He has strongly hinted at conversion.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2014 12:30 PM (xq1UY)

285 >>"Florida man demands right to wed computer I can't believe he dumped me for a touchscreen!

Posted by: Toaster at May 07, 2014 12:31 PM (8zTpe)

286 "Surprisingly lots simply fall of the ship if they are not tied down correctly and they hit rough seas."

I talked to some people who were relocating overseas and had packed all of their worldly goods into a shipping container.

I said, "Did you pay for belowdecks location?"

Which I understand is an option with some shippers. To reduce the risk of the container being lost over the side.

Of course, I also understand that lazy longshoremen probably don't give a rat's ass about that stuff and will just have the crane place the container on the ship wherever, in whatever order it happens to present itself during loading.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 07, 2014 12:31 PM (noWW6)

287 284 It is extremely unlikely that Liam Neeson will be making any films critical of Islam. He has strongly hinted at conversion. Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2014 04:30 PM (xq1UY) His mother-in-law is an execrable Jew-hating CVNT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:31 PM (CMkNk)

288 The shipping line is NYK Line. Posted by: Citizen X at May 07, 2014 04:25 PM (7ObY1) NYK e-commerce site can track your container through Booking Number, Container Number, or Bill of Lading number. Unless you are dealing with an agent who is less than honest, they get real time information of these things.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 12:31 PM (32Ze2)

289 SWEET....Where do I book my va-cay?  Been a while since I've been to a good "Stoning" ... not since the Dead, well ...died.

Posted by: Paladin at May 07, 2014 12:32 PM (LtaK3)

290 Elizabeth Warren: I think I should be the one who decides the interests rates on loans. This broad really bothers me.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 12:32 PM (dgQqG)

291


>>What is the sound of one paw clapping?

 

JUSTICE

 

 

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 12:32 PM (3ZtZW)

292 What precisely does this have to do with vaccines, abortion, deportations,   contraception or our 10-point litmus purity tests?

Posted by: The "Base" at May 07, 2014 12:32 PM (pmsMR)

293 From that link above:


Iranian Fars news agency reports a massive explosion in Qazvin city in Iran. The explosion reportedly happened in an oil depot.

A 2 kilometer radius has been closed off around the site.

There may be a secret uranium enrichment plant in or near Qazvin, according to Iranian dissidents.

AP reports there are many casualties.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2014 12:32 PM (hJauc)

294 As manager of the Harem, I am not impressed with the size of the Sultan's penis and the descent of the scrotum. However, the girls realize not to fake it would result in certain death.

Posted by: The Sultan's Eunuch at May 07, 2014 12:32 PM (wAQA5)

295 Why is it that when people talk about "full Sharia", they talk about the barbarity of the punishments, when the reality of the things people are punished for is much worse. People are put to death for "Apostasy", for Homosexuality, for "stirring mischief in the land." These are Freedom of Conscience/Speech/Religious Liberty issues. These ideas are foundational to any notion of Individual Rights. Without them there can be no Justice. Therefore, while the punishments are horrific, the problem at it's foundation is the "crimes" more than the punishments.

Posted by: Pastorius at May 07, 2014 12:32 PM (gMAUH)

296 Here is the Nike story 1990 http://tinyurl.com/c5nval

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 12:32 PM (0FSuD)

297 Hayek was a smart man. Looks like he got that "Road to Serfdom" just about right. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 04:25 PM (bb5+k) The Law (1850) used to be standard curriculum reading in American middle and high schools through the 1970s. Also available, 1995 (184 . Selected Essays on Political Economy, trans. by Seymour Cain; George B. de Huszar, ed., with introduction by Friedrich Hayek.

Posted by: Claude Frédéric Bastiat (1801-1850) at May 07, 2014 12:33 PM (gmrH5)

298 A 2 kilometer radius has been closed off around the site. There may be a secret uranium enrichment plant in or near Qazvin, according to Iranian dissidents. AP reports there are many casualties. Goats hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2014 12:34 PM (d0Dmj)

299 And it just went 'splody all by itself?

Sure, could be. Uranium enrichment is damned dangerous. I've held for years that we ought to be issuing very loud, very public warnings to those who attempt it. Then, boom. Hey, warned ya. But did you listen? No-o-o-o. Sorry, man.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2014 12:34 PM (xq1UY)

300 So......An environmental group called Shale Awareness something or other counter-protested a pro-drilling rally yesterday in PA.

They put up a big banner.
Overhead.
Attached to a prop plane.
That flew around the protest.



Posted by: B at May 07, 2014 12:35 PM (twiRb)

301 >>>> stuuuffff...???

Posted by: taylork at May 07, 2014 12:35 PM (9bPUR)

302 We are the Sultans... We are the Sultans, of Brunei

Posted by: Dire Straights at May 07, 2014 12:35 PM (32Ze2)

303 Interesting fact. Container were invented my Malcom McLean of MeLean trucking in W-S, NC. He never patented them and never made a penny off this. His trucking company went broke.

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 12:35 PM (0FSuD)

304 297. 1848, year of the great European Revolutions (ace, aren't you tired of the stupid 8 smileys yet?)

Posted by: Claude Frédéric Bastiat (1801-1850) at May 07, 2014 12:35 PM (gmrH5)

305 The Hollywood crowd could boycott Dearborn, MI if they're worried about sharia. Also London.

Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 12:35 PM (MMC8r)

306 300 So......An environmental group called Shale Awareness something or other counter-protested a pro-drilling rally yesterday in PA. They put up a big banner. Overhead. Attached to a prop plane. That flew around the protest. Posted by: B at May 07, 2014 04:35 PM (twiRb) Thousands of gallons of irony, and not a drop on them.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 12:36 PM (mx5oN)

307 If you marry your macbook and look at porn on another device... Is it cheating?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 12:36 PM (S8y+1)

308 Man sues for the right to marry his porn-laden Macbook, arguing that if gays are allowed to marry then so should other sexual minorities " http://tinyurl.com/kmwn66l Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 04:21 PM (x3YFz) I have absolutely no criticism of the man's logic. It sounds ironclad to me.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 07, 2014 12:36 PM (bb5+k)

309 He never patented them and never made a penny off this. His trucking company went broke. Posted by: Nip Sip at May 07, 2014 04:35 PM (0FSuD) __________________ Like most trucking companies.

Posted by: Dire Straights at May 07, 2014 12:37 PM (32Ze2)

310 I've held for years that we ought to be issuing very loud, very public warnings to those who attempt it. Then, boom. Hey, warned ya. But did you listen? No-o-o-o. Sorry, man. Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2014 04:34 PM (xq1UY) Conversely, I'd be issuing "naw.... don't listen to him... yer good!" statements to Iran and NK.

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:37 PM (x3YFz)

311 292 What precisely does this have to do with vaccines, abortion, deportations, contraceptionor our 10-point litmus purity tests? Posted by: The "Base" at May 07, 2014 04:32 PM (pmsMR) Wow. That's sad.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 12:37 PM (S8y+1)

312 PAY HOMAGE TO THE SULTAN'S BALLS.

Posted by: eric cartman at May 07, 2014 12:38 PM (9MuqI)

313

>>People are put to death for "Apostasy", for Homosexuality, for "stirring mischief in the land."

>>>These are Freedom of Conscience/Speech/Religious Liberty issues.

 

Interestingly or not such dire consequences inexorably leads to tribalism and conspiracy. Only the rich/connected can freely flout the laws, and the poor engage in whatever anyway. [which, funny that - you can't keep teens from f*cking say the libs, but we can keep ideas banninated from polite discourse]

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 12:38 PM (3ZtZW)

314 There is definitely a downside to being born in a harem. You can have only 1 Sultan and any other heir was a rival and a threat. So, they would strangle all the extraneous sons after the sultan dies. All these dead little boys was pretty gruesome so they switched to just imprisoning them in small uxorious rooms all their lives. Later, they went back to strangling them.

Posted by: Pug of Brunei at May 07, 2014 12:38 PM (3U9Bd)

315 Why can't I marry myself?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 12:38 PM (dgQqG)

316 Sarah Silverman was on an episode of "Frasier" and she was very hittable. But add 10 years plus the track record of putrid lies from her filthy sewer and it's a deal-killer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:39 PM (CMkNk)

317 I should be able to marry my right hand.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 12:39 PM (mx5oN)

318 315 Why can't I marry myself? Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 04:38 PM (dgQqG) Onan, oh man!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:39 PM (CMkNk)

319 Sarah Silverman recently auctioned off one of her maxipads, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2014 12:40 PM (8zTpe)

320 317 I should be able to marry my right hand. Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 04:39 PM (mx5oN) Rosie Palmer and her five sisters. That's a harem right there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 12:40 PM (CMkNk)

321

>>Rosie Palmer and her five sisters. That's a harem right there.

 

Hair-em

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 12:40 PM (3ZtZW)

322 But add 10 years plus the track record of putrid lies from her filthy sewer and it's a deal-killer. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 07, 2014 04:39 PM (CMkNk) _________________ Her Motha must be kvelling somewhere......

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 12:41 PM (32Ze2)

323 I mean, -- I already live with Myself -- I feed and clothe Myself -- I provide health care for Myself -- I have sex with Myself I am, by all means, married to Myself. And yet I enjoy none of the 'rights' allowed to married couples, such as tax breaks.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 12:41 PM (dgQqG)

324 317 I should be able to marry my right hand. If one marries his right hand... Does he wear two wedding rings?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 12:41 PM (S8y+1)

325
Right handed is straight, left handed is gay.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2014 12:41 PM (hJauc)

326 The final criminal court of appeals for the former British protectorate of Brunei is still the Judicial Committee of the Privy Council which sits in London. Mark Steyn wonders how much cultural sensitivity and deference Their Lordships will show when faced with the case of the man sentenced to death by stoning for the crime of being gay.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 07, 2014 12:42 PM (MSrqi)

327 Will Brunei-ites be better off? Of course, say the brain-dead fools. Of course not, sez anyone who knows what the world is like on the example of history.

Posted by: Higg S. Beauzon at May 07, 2014 12:42 PM (1/4XQ)

328 I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you. She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway.

Posted by: Holly at May 07, 2014 12:42 PM (MMC8r)

329 -- I have sex with Myself If you didn't have sex with yourself, you'd have a stronger case.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 12:43 PM (S8y+1)

330 "If one marries his right hand... Does he wear two wedding rings?" -Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 04:41 PM (S8y+1) Yes, but you also have to get a full-body tattoo of yourself; only taller.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 12:43 PM (lq3Ak)

331 Doesn't anybody fuck couches any more? Posted by: --- at May 07, 2014 04:25 PM (MMC8r) Four slot toaster wept.

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2014 12:43 PM (QupBk)

332 Sarah Silverman is pretty and cleans up very well, check out pics of her at the recent met gala. However, she has a very strange body. There are full frontals of her out there. On a strictly hit/not hit descision, she's a definite hit.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2014 12:43 PM (8tAEF)

333 Many properties, including hotels in LA are owned by SAUDI ARABIA (ksa)

Yeah.. I'll be waiting for them to start saying this shit against Saudi Arabia.  So they cancel events at this hotel and transfer them to a Saudi owned one!  Epic DUDE

This is outrage of the week crap from idiots with too little brains and information to make a real decision.


Posted by: Bob Barker at May 07, 2014 12:43 PM (oiRS0)

334
What is the sound of one hand fapping?

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at May 07, 2014 12:43 PM (hJauc)

335

>>>Does he wear two wedding rings?

 

whoa whoa lets not get all polygamous now

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 12:43 PM (3ZtZW)

336 But isn't that what Right To Marriage is based on today, Sex?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 12:44 PM (dgQqG)

337 how much cultural sensitivity and deference Their Lordships will show when faced with the case of the man sentenced to death by stoning for the crime of being gay. Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 07, 2014 04:42 PM (MSrqi) The brits are the best example of sheeple on the planet. The islamic nations are mostly filled with people who either get with it or get buried. The brits happily gave up all their freedoms "for the children."

Posted by: tangonine at May 07, 2014 12:44 PM (x3YFz)

338 "Sarah Silverman recently auctioned off one of her maxipads, right?" -Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2014 04:40 PM (8zTpe) If she did, it was for "all the right left reasons".

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 12:44 PM (lq3Ak)

339 Can a man marry his own penis? Would that make urinating shameful?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 12:44 PM (S8y+1)

340 I'm into ottomans.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 12:45 PM (dgQqG)

341 Ever heard the term "phantom limb"? It really sucks, man.

Posted by: The Sultan's Eunuch at May 07, 2014 12:45 PM (wAQA5)

342 Posted by: Pastorius at May 07, 2014 04:32 PM (gMAUH) Sure. There'd be no punishment were there no crime. But the punishment is worse than the social judgement against "evil". Getting snubbed in public, or banished from society eighty-sixed happens in America for "thought" crimes. But for all the "global humiliation" that M.Lewinsky experienced, hounded with shame for instance, she was not stoned to death as a harlot. Aside from freedom of thought which is an inalienable human right, regardless of where you're born (some regions require better skills at keeping your thoughts to yourself), crime/punishment JUSTICE REQUIRES THAT ALL PEOPLE ARE EQUAL UNDER THE LAW, no favorites. Until the Sultan suffers the punishment for his own guilt that he meets out for crimes upon others, he can stfu. But like Bill Clinton, the Sultan of Brunei implements the "BECAUSE I COULD" clause.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 12:45 PM (gmrH5)

343 I was thinking of the Bryant brothers. Not sure if James Blake ever won much of anything, pretty sure no Majors, or even Majors finals.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 12:45 PM (ZshNr)

344 339 Can a man marry his own penis? Would that make urinating shameful? Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 04:44 PM (S8y+1) No but it will refuse to pee if you forget to take out the trash.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 07, 2014 12:45 PM (mx5oN)

345

There are full frontals of her out there.

On a strictly hit/not hit descision, she's a definite hit

 

Yeah.  I read that she gained weight and grew retro bush for the shower scene she did.  Definite hit. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 07, 2014 12:46 PM (JtwS4)

346 "Ever heard the term "phantom limb"? It really sucks, man." -Posted by: The Sultan's Eunuch at May 07, 2014 04:45 PM (wAQA5) Go pretend to fuck yourself.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 07, 2014 12:46 PM (lq3Ak)

347 Very dark world today.  The madness is spreading.

Posted by: Soona at May 07, 2014 12:46 PM (+dFar)

348 The Royal Brunei Armed Forces use a wide range of foreign equipment, mostly from Britain, France and the United States.
 
Schwing!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2014 12:46 PM (wNF3N)

349 >>>>No, that's silly. Middle age doesn't only refer to your exact median moment. It covers the whole period of time between, say, mid-40's to late 50's.<<<<<

Little ancient world trivia--In Rome late 30's to late 40's was considered prime time for a man. The reasoning was that he was still strong and he had acquired steadiness, resolve, patience, and experience.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at May 07, 2014 12:46 PM (ugaii)

350 Hey fucker....I saw you looking at my goat!

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2014 12:46 PM (GXZgZ)

351

>>>>Can a man marry his own penis?

 

I he complains about it all the time, why not?

Posted by: Bigby's Chinese Finger Cuffs at May 07, 2014 12:46 PM (3ZtZW)

352 Odd. Outside of the horror of it all, one wonders why. Why now? I'm having a hard time believing the Sultan suddenly got religion. I suspect he was threatened by extremists if he didn't do this. That's what they've been doing to the Saudis for the last 100+ years.

Posted by: rfichoke at May 07, 2014 12:47 PM (24sHa)

353 No but it will refuse to pee if you forget to take out the trash. Would taking viagra and masturbating be the same as date rape?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2014 12:47 PM (S8y+1)

354 I wonder if the Sultan, his family and fellow degenerate plutocrats that run that sand trap will continue to booze and whore it up.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at May 07, 2014 12:47 PM (MSrqi)

355 Right handed is straight, left handed is gay.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2014 04:41 PM (hJauc)

...

...

...

I recommend switching every once in a while.

Posted by: warped shplib at May 07, 2014 12:47 PM (wAQA5)

356 Ok. I looked. Sarah Silverman, while passable, has no hips. Man hips. It's the weirdest thing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 07, 2014 12:47 PM (32Ze2)

357 Nood.....release the Corgis!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 07, 2014 12:49 PM (ojnk6)

358 Sarah Silverman is a hot mirage. You think she's hot but when you really look at her she's not hot.

Posted by: eleven at May 07, 2014 12:49 PM (GXZgZ)

359 Sarah Silverman looks like ALF.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at May 07, 2014 12:49 PM (dgQqG)

360 In Iran, it's okay to fuck your goat, but you can't eat it afterwards.
 
You can, however, sell it to the next village over, where anything goes.
 
And The Chicken thinks it has it tough here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 07, 2014 12:51 PM (wNF3N)

361 If I've broken up with prettier girls than you, you can't be that hot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2014 12:52 PM (ZshNr)

362 -- I already live with Myself
-- I feed and clothe Myself
-- I provide health care for Myself
-- I have sex with Myself

First time you don't To Thine Own Self Be True, that's a stonin'. Watch your self.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2014 12:52 PM (xq1UY)

363 187. He's getting right with Allah by making sure the rest of his people behave or else. I also suspect that an increase in the mosque building will be going on, endowments to study the Koran, etc. You know, all the things that rich sinners do when they begin to think about death - i.e., how to bribe one's way into heaven. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Wash and Wax Your Wroth at the Outrage Outlet! == Allah only requires a "tithe" of 4% from faithful Muslims to provide for the poor. Gaddafi managed that and more. But no other oil rich Muslim leader has. This isn't about buying his way into paradise. The Koran doesn't share Rome's hogwash on that topic. This is about exerting undue power and duress on other people "Because I Could." And the financial "donations" mandated by this Sultan is not going to alleviate poverty in Brunei. As for providing more education, "reading the Koran" -- and teaching militant Jihad, training militias, conditioning children to turn against their family members. Ugly. As for encouraging his people to be righteous, he must lead by example. That's the only way that works. Ask the bitter "prophet" Jonah about how that worked in Nineveh. The King repented and his people repented of breaking God's Law. And they were not destroyed. And Jonah was furious to miss seeing their destruction by fire.

Posted by: panzernashorn at May 07, 2014 12:56 PM (gmrH5)

364 There may have been a secret uranium enrichment plant in or near Qazvin, according to Iranian dissidents.

Layers and layers of fact checking and editing ...

Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2014 12:56 PM (Aqvh6)

365 Second look at another Crusade

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 07, 2014 12:58 PM (0Jb7F)

366 Second look at Janeane Garofalo?

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at May 07, 2014 01:11 PM (/AHDz)

367 If this doesn't spur a Muslim uprising, what will? If these laws are not consistent with Islam, why do Muslim spokesmen and women allow their religion to be discredited by such acts of barbarism? In the name of Muhammad (PBUH), how can one allow one's Muslim brothers and sisters to be treated so? Who better than true believers can address this offense against the religion of the Prophet?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 07, 2014 01:15 PM (qZr+9)

368 Yes goat sex is still fine. As long as the goat is halal.

Before or After?

Posted by: The Details are Important[/i][/b][/s] at May 07, 2014 01:22 PM (DL2i+)

369 Yes, Jay Leno and wife are protesting at the hotels he owns in L.A., the Bel Air and one other. Sounds like the LAT's collective heads are exploding: who to support, the Muslims or the gheys?

I predict it will get ugly. Blue on blue always does.

As they say, pass the popcorn.

Posted by: PJ at May 07, 2014 01:27 PM (ZWaLo)

370 Not a good place to be if you are a camel with hemorrhoids.

Posted by: anchovy at May 07, 2014 02:03 PM (B705v)

371 It's good to be the sultan.

Posted by: The Sultan of Brunei at May 07, 2014 02:10 PM (un0yB)

372 from Hayek referenced above F. Bastiat bequeathed his legacy to his friend Molinari (the publisher of Bastiat's THE LAW). "In his last work, published a year before his death in 1912, Molinari never relented: The American Civil War had not been simply a humanitarian crusade to free the slaves. The war "ruined the conquered provinces", but the Northern plutocrats pulling the strings achieved their aim: the imposition of a vicious protectionism that led ultimately "to the regime of trusts and produced the billionaires."

Posted by: prosecution at May 07, 2014 02:11 PM (gmrH5)

373 So where does this leave me?

Posted by: Achmed the Goat-Fucker at May 07, 2014 02:20 PM (hi657)

374 That's rich considering the Sultan of Brunei maintained a harem of Western concubines for years, some of whom have written tell-all books and articles. Now that he's implemented Sharia law, shouldn't he kill himself for violating it sixty ways from Sunday?

Posted by: Tantor at May 07, 2014 02:34 PM (659DL)

375 Now that he's implemented Sharia law, shouldn't he kill himself for violating it sixty ways from Sunday? Posted by: Tantor at May 07, 2014 06:34 PM (659DL) It's good to be the sultan.

Posted by: Sultan of Brunei at May 07, 2014 02:46 PM (un0yB)

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