April 11, 2021

Sunday Overnight Open Thread (4/11/21) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]
— Ace Open Blog





Note from Pixy: I persuaded the hamsters to cough up the rest of MisHum's work.
  • The Quotes Of The Day

Quote I
It is hardly possible to build anything if frustration, bitterness and a mood of helplessness prevail. - Lech Wales

(Wonder if he was ever a blogger)
  • Quote II
  • So let me assure you, I have not yet begun to fight for the country I love and for the nation that I know benefits from America First principles. I'm built for the battle and I'm not going anywhere. The smears against me range from distortions of my personal life, to wild, and I mean wild conspiracy theories. I won’t be intimidated by a lying media, and I won’t be extorted by former DOJ officials and the crooks he is working with. The truth will prevail." Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL)

  • Quote III
  • "The next big question is to work out what triggered the ice melt, and what impact the massive influx of meltwater had on ocean currents in the North Atlantic. This is very much on our minds today—any disruption to the Gulf Stream, for example due to melting of the Greenland Ice Sheet, will have significant consequences for the UK climate. Dr. Pippa Whitehouse, in the Department of Geography at Durham University


  • Quote IV
  • "We stand here today to introduce a bill that will correct this gross injustice and allow the land to be returned to the Bruce family,” CA state Sen. Steven Bradford (D-Gardena)


  • *****

  • You know and I know and we have known for months. But now the Left is realizing Dr. Tony Fauci is full of Shit.

  • Dr. Anthony Fauci is fully vaccinated. Fauci still wears masks for some reason. And Fauci is still telling people fantastic science fiction tales about the COVID vaccine. The COVID panic train has derailed. We have three vaccines. Over 100 million Americans have received at least one dose. Dr. Marty Makary of Johns Hopkins says that based on the data, specifically the infection mortality rate, he estimates that two-thirds of the country has already had the infection. Natural immunity is something the experts do not talk about because herd immunity means the end to them telling us what to do. That was never the case. These lab coat fascists never could tell us what to do. The entire circus act has been revealed many times over. it’s time to shut down production. The vaccination rates, plus those with natural immunity means were probably near herd immunity. The United Kingdom is projected to clinch that benchmark on Monday. Oh, and an unpublished study by Israel’s ministry of health shows that just one dose of the Pfizer vaccine renders the subject virtually "bulletproof” from infection after four weeks. In the US, you get two shots separated by 21 days. Get the vaccine and you’re going to be fine, but it’s a personal choice.Nate Silver has been commenting about the so-called fourth wave were supposedly living under right now, but he doesn’t see it. The data doesn’t suggest it. Michigan is the only place where trouble is brewing. That’s not a wave. There’s no consensus, though the liberal media suggests otherwise. Then again, they are a special sect of people who specialize in misleading the public.


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  • Follow the money, always follow the money. Patrisse Khan-Cullors, one of the co-founders of the Black Lives Matter movement and a "trained Marxist,” is reported to have bought four homes over the past several years, as her activist profile grew and protests raged around the country.

  • Last week, real estate website Dirt.com reported that the "37-year-old social justice visionary” Khan-Cullors had bought a $1.4 million compound in Topanga, a remote Los Angeles neighborhood nestled deep in the Santa Monica mountains.

  • *****
  • Of course this is completely rational and makes absolute sense.

  •  

    As the below CBS clip from this weekend confirms, we're now already far past some imagined theoretical 'Brave New World' slippery slope - indeed we've blown past it in the worst nightmare scenario..

     

     

    Only people who are vaccinated can evacuate on cruise ships as the La Soufriere volcano on the eastern Caribbean island of St. Vincent erupted on Friday. This creates a "two-tier" society where vaccinated people have already fled the island on cruise ships while non-vaccinated folks are choking on volcanic ash.

     


     

    And just like that the 'COVID passport' slippery slope has been amply and frighteningly demonstrated with great clarity in an ongoing life-and-death situation.

     

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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. Unless you're a whimpy Canuck politican. As the fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. would say, "Oh, FFS".

  •  

    ‘Federal internet censors should target hurtful words against politicians, says Heritage Minister Steven Guilbeault. The Minister added pending regulations may include an internet kill switch to block websites deemed hurtful, but called it a "nuclear” option.

     


  • Is there a Karma Claus Virginia? I certainly hope so

  • The military junta in Myanmar has detained an official from George Soros’ Open Society Foundations and has frozen the billionaire financier’s bank accounts in the country under the suspicion that the group funded elements opposed to the February coup in the country, according to news reports.

    The coup came after the party of controversial pro-democracy campaigner and Nobel Peace Prize winner Aung San Suu Kyi won a landslide victory in the November elections, Reuters reported on March 16.

    Alleging election fraud, the country’s powerful military, known as the Tatmadaw, seized power and arrested Suu Kyi.

  • *****


  • The ONT Musical Interlude


  • On this day: April 11, 1961 - Bob Dylan

    Bob Dylan played his first live gig in New York City at Gerde's Folk City, opening for John Lee Hooker.




  • That must have been a hell of a show.




  • I understand the song, "I Can't Drive 55" but this is a little extreme. GeniusAward Winner.
Driver of a car that blew by two OPP officers while doing 186 km/h on the 401 Saturday claimed he thought there was no speed limit on the 401

It might not seem like there's a speed limit on Highway 401 at times.

But there definitely is, and it's well below the 186 km/h a 33-year-old driver from Toronto area was travelling when he blew by a couple of Ontario Provincial Police officers on Saturday morning near Gananoque.


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We often expect miraculous acts of bravery from LEO or FD personnel. But what about the average Jane Doe? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Woman Who Can't Swim Rescues Elderly Man Who Fell Into Harbor A woman in New York is being hailed as a hero for jumping into the water at Barcelona Harbor to rescue an elderly man who fell in while feeding ducks.


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Due to the Great Easter Hamster fire of 2021 there will be no public displays of the Wall of Shame. No commenters list for the time being.

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1 F*CKITY F*CK F*CK 

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2021 09:49 PM (3uk4Y)

2 just in time

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2021 09:49 PM (9Om/r)

3 Hi!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 11, 2021 09:50 PM (uxUoN)

4 Pretty sure commenting (9:49) before the post (10:00) is against the rules.
The real rules, that keep the universe in order.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 09:51 PM (P1f+c)

5 Evening everyone. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2021 09:51 PM (Rvt88)

6 Way to go, Misanthropic Humanitarian.
You are one of the rocks in a turbulent world.  Thank you. 

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 11, 2021 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

7 DUCK!! 
It's a MOUSSE BOMB!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2021 09:51 PM (1yPl/)

8 Mis Hum upset about posting prematurely?  Tis okies happens to the best of us as we get older.

Posted by: Big V at April 11, 2021 09:52 PM (6Pqz7)

9 Has it returned? Not for me.

Posted by: From that time at April 11, 2021 09:53 PM (1VbWy)

10 DUCK!! 
It's a MOUSSE BOMB!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2021 09:53 PM (1yPl/)

11 Has it returned? Not for me.

Posted by: From that time at April 11, 2021 09:53 PM (1VbWy)

12 Feel good story out of Seattle this weekend was a man who spotted a serial arsonist and chased him down and held him until the cops arrived.  Add in the street racers in the U District getting their car rolled over and having fireworks fired at it and the mostly peaceful protesters in Portland setting the ICE building on fire.  It's a treat to not be on that side of the mountains.

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 11, 2021 09:56 PM (5K5BE)

13 Found it.  Love Tull, not so fond of growing older.

Posted by: From that time at April 11, 2021 09:56 PM (1VbWy)

14 Found it.  Love Tull, not so fond of growing older.

Posted by: From that time at April 11, 2021 09:56 PM (1VbWy)

15 4 Pretty sure commenting (9:49) before the post (10:00) is against the rules.
The real rules, that keep the universe in order.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 09:51 PM (P1f+c)

You are free to take over for me. Any time you have the time. I'm really not in the mood. 

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2021 09:58 PM (3uk4Y)

16 'puter sez:
waiting for ace.mu.nu waiting for cache
Learn to code.

Posted by: Java Joe at April 11, 2021 10:00 PM (xBhDz)

17 I'm pretty sure the free erection house just sold for a half a million in Austin.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 11, 2021 10:00 PM (4thlk)

18 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙!

Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 10:00 PM (kZk22)

19 Someone needs a thesaurus for Christmas. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2021 10:02 PM (pUDQf)

20 Personally, I'm glad I'm still stealing O2 and can read the ONT!
Thanks MH!

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 11, 2021 10:02 PM (qZdIZ)

21 MisHum, thanks for the post. Don’t think that anyone is getting on your case, we appreciate all the effort with a broken temporary blog

Posted by: In Exile at April 11, 2021 10:03 PM (kzzyk)

22 Reserve Best in Show and Owner-Handled Best in Show for Miss Delilah at today's Birmingham KC show. So close, so close.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:03 PM (mht8P)

23 "there will be no public displays of the Wall of Shame."
Sometimes, private displays are best. Ask John Roberts.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 11, 2021 10:03 PM (DMUuz)

24 In my youth, all the erections were free.

Now, pfizer gets a cut.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2021 10:03 PM (I99aF)

25 Howdy MisHum, good to see you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2021 10:04 PM (G2yUS)

26 evening all

Posted by: wing at April 11, 2021 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

27 The flag is enough for me MisHum.

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2021 10:04 PM (+ya+t)

28 Hurrah. First comment in several days. I've had adventures.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2021 10:05 PM (F0YaR)

29 Perhaps if Pixy could change the hamsters' diet to something other than stale Coors, beef jerky, and Twinkies they might be more appreciative?

Posted by: Faffnir at April 11, 2021 10:06 PM (0dHYt)

30 carryover from last thread, since I was too late.  Awesome response by nurse ... and good additional advice by others.  Only thing I'd add ... the way things are going, always record all action, always have a body cam like the cops.  

And maybe wear a hoody ... so can defend self anonymously , get away, no lawyer or political BLM/Antifa friendly politician can then track you down to attack, as they do with the 1/6 White House "intruder/terrorists" that are being drug out of their homes with dawn raids, held in DC as political prisoners. ..., and if you talk about it online, change several details so it can not be traced to any certain incident ... (again, as they are doing with terrorizing the parents that peacefully walked through the capitol).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2021 10:07 PM (Cus5s)

31
Washed Val, Dot and Musya today. Otherwise laced around after returning from Mass.  

I wrote out a check for the offering, sealed the envelope and put it in the basket. Unfortunately the envelope did not contain the check. That's what happens when you try to do complex operations at 5:00 AM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:08 PM (mht8P)

32  F*CKITY F*CK F*CK 

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Heartily endorsed.

Posted by: a quiet evening at Maison du Miklos at April 11, 2021 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)

33 Evenin' Horde and thanks Mis Hum. This is more than enough content for a slow 'ette like me. It's just good to have this place mostly operational. I miss the gray boxes though, they make me look thinner.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 11, 2021 10:10 PM (kTRt4)

34
MisHum, thanks for the post. Don’t think that anyone is getting on your case, we appreciate all the effort with a broken temporary blog
Posted by: In Exile at April 11, 2021 10:03 PM (kzzyk)

We're all in this together. AoSHQ Strong, Moron Proud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:10 PM (mht8P)

35 For those who don't normally read the gun thread, you should detour over there to read about Nurse R.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2021 10:11 PM (qc+VF)

36 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! It can't be easy with the blog problems, so thanks again.

Posted by: Toni at April 11, 2021 10:11 PM (/c+mq)

37 Gawd.  MisHum.  S'up ???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2021 10:12 PM (axyOa)

38

Good night, all.  Have a night with no social distancing or a mask.    When I am in the Paris Opera building, I wear a mask, but not otherwise.  


Work those Plan Bs.  We will need them.  And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 11, 2021 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

39 China has taken over the airport in Vancouver:
https://tinyurl.com/yktc2v2y

Posted by: shibumi at April 11, 2021 10:12 PM (tjZg/)

40 I'm really not in the mood.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

My apologies; it wasn't meant that way. You and all the COBs are appreciated, especially on the blog-in-exile.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 10:12 PM (P1f+c)

41 ערב טוב חברים Thanks mh as always

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2021 10:13 PM (EZebt)

42 Posted by: illiniwek at
Only caveat, cuts off my peripheral vision.  Gotta be able to keep my eye on someone without them knowing it. 

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2021 10:13 PM (U2p+3)

43 Thanks for tonight's thread Mis Hum As always.

Posted by: wing at April 11, 2021 10:13 PM (JFzNN)

44 Yay ONT!  And, yes, the mystery click worked.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2021 10:13 PM (HC+O2)

45 Good evening! This is not freaky, not at all:
@edokeefe
CONFIRMED: First-of-its-kind call between more than 100 top corporate leaders on Saturday focused on how to respond to proposed changes in state voting laws. Participants included top leaders of airlines, media, law, investment.

- - -
Those invited include leaders of @AmericanAir @United @AtlantaFalcons @LeviStraussCo  @Walmart @ViacomCBS @ArielInvests @LinkedIn @Twitter  @AMCTheatres among others, people familiar with the meeting tell @cbsnews
- - -
"The gathering was an enthusiastic voluntary statement of defiance against threats of reprisals for exercising their patriotic voices,” said @JeffSonnenfeld , a @YaleSOM management professor who helped organize the confab.
.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2021 10:13 PM (bDqIh)

46 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! Great photo up top of our glorious flag!

Good to see the Mystery Click making a return appearance too.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 11, 2021 10:14 PM (rwusL)

47 When tiny house becomes a mansion

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2021 10:14 PM (63Dwl)

48 Do we have an ETA for back to the regular blog?

Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2021 10:14 PM (EdQIG)

49 "Due to the Great Easter Hamster fire of 2021 there will be no public displays of the Wall of Shame. No commenters list for the time being."
Doggone it, I socked my ass off this week.

Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at April 11, 2021 10:14 PM (qpX6U)

50
When I am in the Paris Opera building, I wear a mask, but not otherwise.

Is your wife the former Christine Daae?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:15 PM (mht8P)

51 Don't sell yourself short MisHum. You're a tremendous slouch! Seriously though, I'm grateful to all you guys for keeping this going. Last week at this time I was kinda freaked. What if I never see the horde again, I thought.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 11, 2021 10:15 PM (kTF2Z)

52 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 11, 2021 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

53 MisHum, Thank you for the ONT. This week has been wretched.   It's good to be home. 

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2021 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

54 Pretty sure commenting (9:49) before the post (10:00) is against the rules.
The real rules, that keep the universe in order.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 09:51 PM (P1f+c)

For what it's worth I thought it was funny. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 10:16 PM (2DOZq)

55 Big ass lightning strike bombed my ethernet, my modem the power for half a day. And that was the easy part. Posting from an ancient kindle ain't no cakewalk either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2021 10:16 PM (F0YaR)

56 Howdy MisHum, howdy Horde,
Another heartwarming story out of Seattle: 
Horde Nurse R got the better of a crazy. Situational awareness and pepper spray for the win.

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 11, 2021 10:16 PM (VOaa7)

57 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at April 11, 2021 10:17 PM (JFzNN)

58 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2021 10:17 PM (X0vrk)

59 Evenin' (sips beer)

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 11, 2021 10:17 PM (R7x9x)

60 My apologies; it wasn't meant that way. You and all the COBs are appreciated, especially on the blog-in-exile.

Posted by: mikeski 

"and if this blog style should fail, which I do not expect,  armed and guarded by our Morons near and far, we shall endevour to persevere until the New Minx comes to the aid and rescue of the old"

Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at April 11, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

61 MisHum--thank you, once again, for bringing such a fine ONT under such difficult circumstances.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 11, 2021 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

62 MisHum. Thanks so much for the work you and the others have put in here in order to keep us connected. I think everyone appreciates it, maybe more than we show. Anyway, yeah...thanks. 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2021 10:18 PM (HC+O2)

63 Bob Dole can help with that for a lot less $$$.

Posted by: tbodie at April 11, 2021 10:18 PM (7lt8L)

64 "The gathering was an enthusiastic voluntary statement of defiance against threats of reprisals for exercising their patriotic voices,” said@JeffSonnenfeld, a@YaleSOMmanagement professor who helped organize the confab.
Considering how many woke shithead corps I see on that list I'm inclined to think they know fuck all about patriotism.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 10:19 PM (SchxB)

65 Since there's no ONT content tonight I thought I'd mention that I recently discovered Instapundit uses shadow-banning. If he doesn't like your comments (and he obviously didn't like mine, mostly calling out Ed Driscoll) you can still post but you're the only one who sees your post, and only when you're signed in to comments. Hey, it's his blog, he can do what he wants, that's the Libertarian way, right? And just like most libertarian's, he a chicken-shit. Hey I've been banned by the best, Reason and American Conservative. Both cuck sites, written by cucks, for other cucks,and funded by the donor class. But at least they aren't chicken-shits like Reynolds.

Posted by: Born Free at April 11, 2021 10:19 PM (HL5z8)

66
ערב טוב חברים Thanks mh as always Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2021 10:13 PM


Nice!

Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 10:19 PM (kZk22)

67
Last week at this time I was kinda freaked. What if I never see the horde again, I thought.

Posted by uke Lowell

#metoo

I was at least glad I had delurked a few months ago and have contact info for a few Hordians. 


Posted by: screaming in digital at April 11, 2021 10:19 PM (kTRt4)

68 Darling {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 11, 2021 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

69
What if I never see the horde again, I thought.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 11, 2021 10:15 PM (kTF2Z)

Your IQ would likely double.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:19 PM (mht8P)

70 Thanks, MisHum.  Heard a while ago that L,Elle was doing well after the operation and thought I'd pass that on.  She and I thank the horde for the kind thoughts, and as for the unkind thoughts, well, we both know reality better than you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 11, 2021 10:19 PM (OU+8W)

71  F*CKITY F*CK F*CK 

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2021 09:49 PM (3uk4Y)


You put "Orange" instead of "Green," didn't you?

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2021 10:20 PM (X0vrk)

72 Glad to be alive and amongst friends. Medicating and going to bed.

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2021 10:20 PM (0OP+5)

73 Misshummm Your efforts are recognized as superior to most sysops. Your attention to deadlines forces the USPS to bow down and back the hell away. Please, I beg you, never ever back down. 
(Wow. Que Tom Petty) In short, you, Sir, are the man.
"Quen es mas mascho?  MisHum or.  ...  Raid5?

              where is that taco sauce...
.....

Posted by: Larro at April 11, 2021 10:20 PM (+ITg4)

74 59Evenin' (sips beer)
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Oh bullshit, who sips beer? /s

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2021 10:20 PM (+ya+t)

75 We're all in this together. AoSHQ Strong, Moron Proud.

Posted by:Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:10 PM (mht8P)


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Nice slogan!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 11, 2021 10:21 PM (rwusL)

76 Looks like something hiccuped right when MisHum took this from Draft to Publish.

I'm going to try restoring it from the edit history.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 11, 2021 10:21 PM (PiXy!)

77 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 11, 2021 10:22 PM (yo4+E)

78 Lizzy, I wonder why these corporations give a crap about changes to voting laws.  It's not as if they, or their parties, have even been following any of the existing laws.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2021 10:22 PM (OssQ4)

79 (guzzles beer) Tough crowd.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 11, 2021 10:22 PM (R7x9x)

80 Just saying hi. A lot going on. Still working in Montana. 
Dad is not doing well. Latter stages of dementia.
Sister is getting a kidney transplant tomorrow. Brother is the donor.
My darling bride is with me now, but is going back to CO tomorrow.
I am staying here for Mom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 11, 2021 10:23 PM (x7cPS)

81
This is what happens when you cut costs by hiring H1-B hamsters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:23 PM (mht8P)

82 Damnit Jim, it’s a black orange or a green Jack

.....

Posted by: Larro at April 11, 2021 10:23 PM (+ITg4)

83 Do we have an ETA for back to the regular blog?

Posted by: davidt 

ETA?

Basque Nationalists did this?

Posted by: Miklos, not as good at Basque as Albanian at April 11, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

84 First thing these CEOs should do at that gathering is actually read the law. That would be a good start. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 10:24 PM (2DOZq)

85 Wow, Pug. That is more than a lot going on. Prayers for all y'all.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 11, 2021 10:24 PM (kTRt4)

86 I have had a cocktail or two.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 11, 2021 10:24 PM (x7cPS)

87 My apologies; it wasn't meant that way. You and all the COBs are appreciated, especially on the blog-in-exile.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 10:12 PM (P1f+c)

Thank you. I spent an incredibly embarrassing amount of time on tonight's edition only to see it eaten by rodents or the dog or some unnatural forces. If only the dental plan was Platinum IYKWIM 

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 11, 2021 10:25 PM (3uk4Y)

88 First thing these CEOs should do at that gathering is actually read the law. That would be a good start. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 10:24 PM (2DOZq)


They have people that do that for them. 

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2021 10:25 PM (X0vrk)

89 Pug--I just up a prayer for you and your family.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 11, 2021 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

90
Prayers for you and your family, Pug.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:26 PM (mht8P)

91
Looks like something hiccuped right when MisHum took this from Draft to Publish. I'm going to try restoring it from the edit history. Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 11, 2021 10:21 PM (PiXy!)
I don't know exactly where in Ozzieland Pixy Misa is, but for reference, it's about midnight-thirty Monday in Syndey. Dude, do you ever sleep?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2021 10:26 PM (qc+VF)

92 Damn.  I make bitchin cosmos.  Just sayin. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2021 10:26 PM (axyOa)

93 "Hey I've been banned by the best"
Well, Ace has banned himself, so maintain your aspiration!

Posted by: Miklos, attempting to out-point at April 11, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

94 First thing these CEOs should do at that gathering is actually read the law. That would be a good start. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 10:24 PM (2DOZq)


Lol. If the politicians don't, why should they bother? 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2021 10:26 PM (pUDQf)

95 Just saying hi. A lot going on. Still working in Montana.
Dad is not doing well. Latter stages of dementia.
Sister is getting a kidney transplant tomorrow. Brother is the donor.
My darling bride is with me now, but is going back to CO tomorrow.
I am staying here for Mom.

Posted by ug Mahon at April 11, 2021 10:23 PM (x7cPS)

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God bless you and yours, Pug. Prayers up for you all.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 11, 2021 10:27 PM (rwusL)

96 84 First thing these CEOs should do at that gathering is actually read the law. That would be a good start. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 10:24 PM (2DOZq)


What these fuckers don’t understand is that only the right has ever stood between them and an assraping by rent-seeking leftists. Once the right views them as political creatures, big business is fucked. Good job, shitheads 

Posted by: In Exile at April 11, 2021 10:27 PM (kzzyk)

97 Currently watching a very clever low budget (less than a thousand dollars, probably) Aussie time travel movie called "41" free on U-Tube:

https://youtu.be/uorMgO7p3aE

Very thoughtful and also has a very beautiful lead actress named Dafna Kronental, who in a just world would be Sharkman's Next Ex-Wife.

Highly recommended.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 11, 2021 10:27 PM (6bsmf)

98  I make bitchin cosmos.  Just sayin. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2021 10:26 PM (axyOa)


No, *I* make bitchin' cosmos.

Posted by: The LAWD yo GAWD at April 11, 2021 10:28 PM (X0vrk)

99 prayers up for you and yours Pug

Posted by: wing at April 11, 2021 10:28 PM (JFzNN)

100 Date lines, how the f*ck do they work. It's noon-thirty in Syndey. But the question still stands.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2021 10:28 PM (qc+VF)

101 Pug Mahon
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Damn you have your hands full. God Bless you and your dad, sister and brother. Stay good.

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2021 10:29 PM (+ya+t)

102 Geez, Pug. A third cocktail might be in order. Of course you know, everyone here sends collective prayers.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2021 10:29 PM (HC+O2)

103
Mr. Peanut sleeps all day so he can bark during the evening. He's our watchdog of the litter. Good boy, damn you. 

Off to put the mutts up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 11, 2021 10:30 PM (mht8P)

104 Pug prayers for you and your family. 

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 11, 2021 10:31 PM (3uk4Y)

105
As both a military and civilian law enforcement certified less lethal instructor a couple of comments on pepper spray:
-Great job NurseR! -at breath freshener range, aim for the mouth they're moving around will spread it around -at greater distances - many modern sprays will do about 10 ft - aim for the chest and spray straight up towards the head. The chest is much easier to hit and since these are dynamic actions aiming for the head at this distance may lead to a miss. Even if you don't get it in the face the fumes will drift up into their face. -Major manufacturers make inert/water canisters that you can use to practice the unlock and vertical spray technique. -The foams and gels are longer persisting and often have a dye in them as well. -Sabre red is the product I and my family use. -You are going to be exposed. First aid is copious amounts of water rinse rinse rinse rinse rinse. 10 times more than you think you need. Don't rub and don't use any sort of detergent product that has any kind of oil in it as it will trap the pepper underneath it. Rinse rinse rinse. Todd your contacts. There are some decontamination wipes and cleaners out there that are helpful. Maalox or mylanta actually works very well and is quite soothing. -Works unbelievably well on aggressive dogs, too...

Posted by: Dudley Doright at April 11, 2021 10:31 PM (UFLLM)

106 Tull overstayed his welcome.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2021 10:31 PM (UIwVc)

107

Lol. If the politicians don't, why should they bother? 

Posted by: AlaBAMA

The last honest judge was Flip Wilson

Or maybe https://tinyurl.com/3pbc8nrr

Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos at April 11, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

108 "Only caveat, cuts off my peripheral vision. Gotta be able to keep my eye on someone without them knowing it."

good point ... that was half tongue in cheek, because BLM and Antifa like to hide themselves .. Antifa especially does the all black thing.  But they are the aggressors, being more defensive requires "head on a swivel". ... 

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2021 10:33 PM (Cus5s)

109 Posted by: The LAWD yo GAWD 

I read that in a "Man said God said" voice.

Posted by: Miklos, not doing that voice work any more at April 11, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

110 Due to the white supremacy anti Asian rules , Matsuyama has been forced to relinquish his Masters jacket. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 10:34 PM (2DOZq)

111 Seriously, what do they have to discuss?  "Yeah, you're changing the laws, so what?  We're gonna keep not following them.  What're you gonna do?  Nothing.  What are courts gonna do?  Nothing.  How many divisions you got?  Laws, haha! You funny!"
I though about that when SCOTUS recently said California had to stop restricting in-home meetings.  Like the previous four rulings, CA is going to say "Sure, Jan.  Run along now, SCOTUS.  LOL." because they know the courts are toothless now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2021 10:35 PM (OssQ4)

112 15


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

Posted by: The Blech Knight at April 11, 2021 10:36 PM (doAIC)

113 Pug: prayers up for you and your family!
MisHum: thank you so much for the ONT.  Sorry about the hamster accident tonight.

Posted by: Iris at April 11, 2021 10:36 PM (6lKe4)

114 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

Posted by: The Blech Knight

*dances and enjoys the White Privilege Dance*

Posted by: Miklos and his All-Stars at April 11, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

115 'Night, everyone. I love this place. Gonna cuddle with my wife now. God bless Ace, the Cobs and the Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 11, 2021 10:39 PM (x7cPS)

116

Good night, Pug!

Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 10:40 PM (kZk22)

117 Pug, hang in there. Prayers up.

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 11, 2021 10:41 PM (VOaa7)

118
This is what happens when you cut costs by hiring H1-B hamsters.
  --    Hadrian the Seventh


But they said they'd do the needful. 

After considering all modalities and remaining blessed of course.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2021 10:41 PM (Rvt88)

119 93 "Hey I've been banned by the best" Well, Ace has banned himself, so maintain your aspiration! Posted by: Miklos, attempting to out-point at April 11, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ) ************************* OK but Ace is the one who inspired me to call out the "lip-rests", like Driscoll, so it's unlikely I'd intentionally antagonize my mentor and spiritual leader.

Posted by: Born Free at April 11, 2021 10:42 PM (HL5z8)

120 Due to the white supremacy anti Asian rules , Matsuyama has been forced to relinquish his Masters jacket. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

BREAKING

Matsuyama retreats to Georgia hill country, vows not to surrender Green Jacket unless ordered by the Emperor

Posted by: MiklosWatch at April 11, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

121 Interesting video version of Too Old To Rock n Roll.  I don't think I've ever seen that one and I thought I'd seen them all.  Nice find, MisHum
And thanks for keepin on keeping on.  

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 11, 2021 10:43 PM (7ZQe3)

122 Just finished reading about Nurse R's adventures downtown and I will be getting some pepper spray pronto.  I've always thought lethal would be better than non-lethal but I don't have the skills to assess whether a situation is going to turn lethal so spray is better.  It's enough to dissuade most of our vagrant-American and crazy-American friends, I expect.  I work in the burbs right now, on a sizeable campus (no, not that one - I have no idea how to code) and I never see anyone on the property I don't know.  But I do have to drive 20 miles back home through some possibly dubious territory and it would not surprise me some day for some of our dear Antifa neighbors to block more than just the I-5 bridge.  
I was (technically) assaulted by a crazy person downtown.  He had been getting in the faces of women wearing ear-buds as they apparently were listening to unapproved voices.  I took out one of my earbuds to see what was going on and that was when he grabbed at me and got my blouse.  I started yelling up a storm and of course no one in this damned stinking town paid any attention to me at all.  I was right by a drug store and I knew the check-out was right there so they dialed 911 for me.  Three days later, I got a call from King County Jail asking if I would testify as to what happened in what I dubbed "crazy court" as, the caller said, "they had been trying to get this man off the streets for ages."  That's a tale for another day, but we have had this problem for 20 years.  
Do I wish I had moved long ago?  Oh, hell, yeah.  But I don't know where I would have gone.  That has changed but it's very scary to move somewhere without a job set up and that requires much planning.

Posted by: Tonestaple at April 11, 2021 10:44 PM (pmSTt)

123 {{{Nurse}}}
{{{Iris}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 11, 2021 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

124 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2021 10:13 PM
I can barely handle it with vowels...without vowels I have to sound it out like a first grader!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2021 10:45 PM (Q9lwr)

125 Just heard that DMX's family said he hadn't done drugs in years, but that he did receive the jab and died of a heart attack. Hank Aaron, Marvin Hagler, and now DMX...no wonder the black community is leery of these injections.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 11, 2021 10:45 PM (5FCda)

126 Dudley, thanks for those tips. I would much rather do what Nurse R did than have to contemplate using potentialy lethal force.
 Just the lawyer fees alone could break a soul... 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2021 10:46 PM (HC+O2)

127 Perhaps you should remind us tomorrow that Ed Driscoll is an establishment hack.  We might forget.
We might NOT forget, but you're just erring on the side of caution, I'm sure.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 11, 2021 10:46 PM (ybIRR)

128 I'm not sure exactly what happened, but there was some kind of hiccup there when MisHum published the thread.

But the software keeps a log of all the edits so I was able to revert to the last complete version.  Might be missing a final format tweak but all the content is back.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 11, 2021 10:46 PM (PiXy!)

129

Prayers up for you n' yours, Pug. 

You need anything, please don't hesitate to shout.  Horde is family.  Family is Horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 10:46 PM (QzJWU)

130 I can barely handle it with vowels...without vowels I have to sound it out like a first grader!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I have a Certificate in Teaching Umlauts to Foreigners. Cost of on-line course is three Kaboom box tops.

Posted by: University of Miklos at April 11, 2021 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

131

Matsuyama retreats to Georgia hill country, vows not to surrender Green Jacket unless ordered by the Emperor

---------

Breaking 2061, golfer finally surrenders after 40 years. Green jacket in tatters.

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2021 10:51 PM (+ya+t)

132 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

133 >>>186 km/h

Let me translate that from Canadian to good old American. 115 miles per hour. Which is a respectable speed. But, on a bet, I had the needle buried on an old Torino. That was with a speedometer that maxed out at 120.

No, I don't know how I survived my teens.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 11, 2021 10:52 PM (hVqGz)

134 Thanks for restoring the content, Pixy Misa!
And yes, I read the content, thus disproving an old adage that the Horde never reads the content, just comments on it anyway.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 11, 2021 10:52 PM (rwusL)

135 Pixy!
Nice save! We've got ONT Content!

Posted by: ChrisP at April 11, 2021 10:53 PM (Cn69F)

136

Breaking 2061, golfer finally surrenders after 40 years. Green jacket in tatters.

Posted by: dartist 


I love it when a joke plan comes together.

Posted by: Col. Miklos, from the A-Team (also pitying some fools) at April 11, 2021 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

137 "The Atlanta Police Department has taken to social media to beg residents: please stop shooting each other."
_NY Post

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2021 10:54 PM (UIwVc)

138 Oh.  Look.  Content.
I read it.
Aung Suu Kyi is a complete fraud.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2021 10:54 PM (qYEbv)

139 Thanks Pixy! green

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2021 10:54 PM (+ya+t)

140
Matsuyama retreats to Georgia hill country, vows not to surrender Green Jacket unless ordered by the Emperor

Posted by:MiklosWatchat April 11, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)



My local sushi chef is a big golf fan. The inside is plastered with Augusta banners. I expect him to be very excited.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2021 10:55 PM (28RM+)

141 I've been trying to find a class for Umlauts!  Thanks for the tip,  Moklos! 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2021 10:55 PM (HC+O2)

142 Pixy! Pixy!  He's our man!
If he can't do it... well that's pretty much it then, isn't it?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 10:55 PM (SchxB)

143 Glad you got your content back MisHum. Just out of curiosity, are you/Ace/CBD et al still able to do comment count stats on this system? Or is that out until classic mu.nu gets back up?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

144 And are the other people (who owned the other 20 sites also seized by Los Angeles) get their land back? Or nah?
I got a feeling about what the answer is. Not saying that the Bruce family doesn't deserve it but I'm saying if they don't also return the other property then this is just a racist optic.
Hey, I know, how's about we just get on some boats and sail back to England or wherever our ancestors came from. Give it all back to the Indians.
Let's carry it to the extreme that it deserves.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 10:56 PM (LS3oW)

145 The ONT makes use of its own content: "free erection", and it is restored to its previous girthyness!

Maybe that stable time loop wasn't so bad after all.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 10:56 PM (P1f+c)

146 I will say green that although I'm happy this system green is up green, and it's handy green as well as has more features green, it has green its drawbacks green and what I green would call strangeness green as well green.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

147 Thank you Pixy for beating the hamsters within an inch of their lives. 

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 11, 2021 10:57 PM (3uk4Y)

148 ((Ladyl))

Posted by: Iris at April 11, 2021 10:57 PM (6lKe4)

149 ((Ladyl))

Posted by: Iris at April 11, 2021 10:57 PM (6lKe4)

150 Just out of curiosity, are you/Ace/CBD et al still able to do comment count stats on this system? Or is that out until classic mu.nu gets back up?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)


Under the new system *every* commenter is a number one commenter. 

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2021 10:57 PM (qYEbv)

151 Thanks MisHum - Thanks Pixy!

I'm a simple(-minded) man. But I do know you guys are working your collective asses off for the likes of us. 

Brings a tear to my eye it does.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2021 10:58 PM (Rvt88)

152 Dr. Reiner Fuellmich, Rabbi Chananya Weissman, Dr. Wolfgang Wodard: On the Extreme Medical Tyranny in Israel & Global Crimes Against Humanity
Brighteon
Excellent discussion from perspective of Jewish religion, biology, spirituality and individual freedom.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 11, 2021 10:58 PM (5FCda)

153 I think Pixy threatened to unleash chupacabras and quokkas on the hamsters if they didn't ship up, stop mourning their lost coworkers and get back to woik.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

154 Dr. Whitehouse, all that Arctic melt water went down south and became Antarctic Ice.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2021 10:59 PM (UIwVc)

155

I'll teach anyone internet umlauts for only two (2) Kaboom! box tops, and my course teaches the coveted Hungarian double umlaut!

Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 10:59 PM (kZk22)

156
Let me translate that from Canadian to good old American. 115 miles per hour. Which is a respectable speed. But, on a bet, I had the needle buried on an old Torino. That was with a speedometer that maxed out at 120.
No, I don't know how I survived my teens. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 11, 2021 10:52 PM (hVqGz)


I've driven above 90 in a friend's RX-7 and that felt fine like it was on rails. I've driven above 70 in a 77 nova with dead shocks and iffy springs and that was scary and stupid.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2021 11:00 PM (28RM+)

157 The Minister added pending regulations may include an internet kill switch to block websites deemed hurtful, but called it a "nuclear” option.

About as "nuclear" and "optional" as the Americium in smoke detectors, I'm guessing.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 11:00 PM (P1f+c)

158
I wonder why these corporations give a crap about changes to voting laws. It's not as if they, or their parties, have even been following any of the existing laws.


Right?  World Economic Fund may have big plans. Sounds bananas  https://tinyurl.com/adfexdrd
@echo_chamber
World Economic Forum website The buzzword they use for the new global system always involves "Impact” Fake philanthropy network meant to replace failing federal government systems. They want to destroy all institutions and "build back better” . . . [see thread]

- - - And another: https://tinyurl.com/82dtxrdr
S0r0s NGOs have gone on the record advocating that we replace the federal government with "Impact Hubs”, connected by BigTech & tax-deductible NGOs disguised as philanthropy organizations: 

"Impact Economy” "Impact Hubs” "Impact Investing” . . .




Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2021 11:00 PM (bDqIh)

159 143 Glad you got your content back MisHum. Just out of curiosity, are you/Ace/CBD et al still able to do comment count stats on this system? Or is that out until classic mu.nu gets back up?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)



Did you read the thread? Of course not. 

So to answer your question no commenter lists until we get all of this stuff figured out. 

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 11, 2021 11:00 PM (3uk4Y)

160 MisHum: oops! My green bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

161

Under the new system *every* commenter is a number one commenter. 

Posted by: Robert

Can Ace afford to give us all participation prizes?

Posted by: Miklos, kindly distributing clackers to all, especially children with actual parents at April 11, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

162 This system seems friendlier to Windows than Mac IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

163 A good quote for the ONT 
'think he was probably recording at nine or ten in the morning so obviously he had too much wine that day already. ---Ted Cruz

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 11:03 PM (2DOZq)

164 115 mph isn't all that fast. Blowing by the cops is a bit, how you say, Stupid tho.
I could get to 105 mph with my Honda 450cc. That was 50 years ago. On the Long Beach Freeway. Almost straight as an arrow and at 3 am was almost empty back then.
I shudder when I remember doing that. Barefaced, no helmet doing the ton at night.
I once did 110 in a Javelin. Was passing trucks like they was standing still and I knew they were doing 65-75. Again at night. This time I had a cage and a seat belt.
A to be young again and stupid.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:04 PM (LS3oW)

165 39 China has taken over the airport in Vancouver: 
https://tinyurl.com/yktc2v2y

Posted by: shibumi at April 11, 2021 10:12 PM (tjZg/)

That is truly frightening. 

Posted by: Flyover at April 11, 2021 11:06 PM (Rbu5d)

166 Jakee: ah, the I-710 in California. Or as I call it, the Ghetto Highway. ;-) (In fairness I have found recently, doing UberEats, there's some nice neighborhoods nearby; it's just that they're all surrounded by blight.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

167 Honestly when the blog went dark last week my first reaction was to glance at my ammo stash and ponder if there would be enough.  
With people in power openly talking about arresting people for how they voted having the HQ go dark is a bit of a trigger,

Posted by: Big V at April 11, 2021 11:06 PM (6Pqz7)

168 Slashdot covers the recent events at a certain Utah data center.

Data Center Backup Generator Kicks In During Power Outage and Catches Fire

https://tinyurl.com/r67nkb8f

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 11, 2021 11:06 PM (hVqGz)

169 An yes, an ONT like days of old, miles of content lie before us, and the discussions, arguments, lies, and threats will go on for hours now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 11, 2021 11:06 PM (hOUT3)

170 I'll teach anyone internet umlauts for only two (2) Kaboom! box tops, and my course teaches the coveted Hungarian double umlaut!

Posted by: Zettai

You shall be hearing from my Ügyvéd

Posted by: Miklos, aggrieved, if legally required at April 11, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

171 127 Perhaps you should remind us tomorrow that Ed Driscoll is an establishment hack. We might forget. We might NOT forget, but you're just erring on the side of caution, I'm sure. Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 11, 2021 10:46 PM (ybIRR) **** Wait, I only mentioned him once, and was quoted. True, my quoting the quote of me might have been gauche, but what are you getting at? Are you a Driscoll denier?

Posted by: Born Free at April 11, 2021 11:07 PM (HL5z8)

172

Can Ace afford to give us all participation prizes?

Posted by: Miklos, kindly distributing clackers to all, especially children with actual parents at April 11, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)


***SNORT & LMAO***

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 11, 2021 11:07 PM (3uk4Y)

173 I once did 110 in a Javelin. Was passing trucks like they was standing still and I knew they were doing 65-75. Again at night. This time I had a cage and a seat belt.
A to be young again and stupid.

The top speed of a Saturn SL2 sedan is 113 MPH.  I verified that experimentally.  After that, the ignition system computer doesn't have any numbers to crunch, so it's like having a speed governor.
Three mile long access road between the highway and the workplace.  The statue of limitations has long run out, so bite me NM state police.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 11:09 PM (SchxB)

174 Ace can afford to give us all participation trophies as long as you consider a banana a participation trophy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

175 {{{Ladyl}}} sorry I missed you earlier, but at least I can now say I checked in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 11, 2021 11:11 PM (hOUT3)

176 Data Center Backup Generator Kicks In During Power Outage and Catches Fire

"Baby, you are so hot, we need to go before you set off the fire alarm"

Posted by: Pixy Pickup Lines bty Miklos at April 11, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

177 They make a little one square inch sized camera that copies directly to an sd card. Constant record and when it gets full it starts erasing.
Only about 40 bucks. I think there's a model that can wifi the recording to any place noted but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:12 PM (LS3oW)

178 Dearest {{{Hrothgar}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 11, 2021 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

179 The bit about the corporate heads joining up is truly scary....that's true fascism. They want to make escape impossible.  Seems like the only truly free people are the Amish. 

Posted by: Vivi at April 11, 2021 11:12 PM (USW1s)

180 I once averaged 100 mph on the two lane hwy 171 between Fort Polk and Lake Charles.  It scares me now just thinking about it.  Dumb, Young and Invincible. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 11:13 PM (2DOZq)

181

You shall be hearing from my Ügyvéd

Posted by: Miklos, aggrieved, if legally required at April 11, 2021 11:07 PM

Your HTML bullshit don't work 'round heah no mo', a barátom...

Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 11:13 PM (kZk22)

182 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/3pjyv5va
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 11, 2021 11:13 PM (qAR6u)

183 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/y2t7cavd
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 11, 2021 11:16 PM (qAR6u)

184 Nobody tell kbdabear about the Twitter embed tag...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 11, 2021 11:16 PM (PiXy!)

185
I once averaged 100 mph on the two lane hwy 171 between Fort Polk and Lake Charles.
  --- Sebastian Melmoth

Didn't everybody leaving Ft. Polk hit at least 100 mph? I mean, that place was a true shithole back in the day. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2021 11:17 PM (Rvt88)

186

Jake308.  The Bonneville Speed Record for a stock GL-1500 Gold Wing is just over 105 mph.  But, the theoretical top speed (at redline) in 5th gear, translates to 137 mph. 

Alas, not enough horsepower to punch through the aerodynamic "wall" presented by the large front area of fairing, windshield, flat-six engine and twin radiators.  I suppose one could strip a similar 'Wing from it's ABS plastic bodywork, affix something more streamlined onto the running gear beneath, and see what it could do?

Difference between your 450 and the 'Wing though, is the GL could reach it's 105 in one, near-linear surge of acceleration.  HUGE torque in those flat-six engines, making the bike far quicker than any 900 lb. sled has any right to be.  Zero to eighty times were eyeblink fast, and accomplished at the upshift from 3rd.  And you'd best be either a)hanging on, or b)have installed a suitable driver's backrest.

My view is the Gold Wing was the biggest sport bike Honda ever made.  Thing is, most folks forgot it'd do what it'd do, and ride it like a Winnebago.  They sure did miss out on a whole lotta fun.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

187 119 My day is complete!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 11, 2021 11:19 PM (hOUT3)

188 The critical thing if you're going to go over a 100 is a good suspension.
Both those vehicles I used were either new (the Honda) or recently worked on to bring up to spec (the javelin).
I usually didn't do that sort of thing even back in the day but the Honda just whispered to me while I was heading back to the Naval Base to take it all the way!!!!
And the Javelin trip was I had to go from Orlando to Jacksonville and back over night as I had to work the next day. That's 4 hours at legal speed plus time in Jax to take care of some business and I left Orlando late as this wasn't a planned trip. Spur of the moment. I think it was like midnight or there abouts.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:19 PM (LS3oW)

189 Didn't everybody leaving Ft. Polk hit at least 100 mph? I mean, that place was a true shithole back in the day. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2021 11:17 PM (Rvt8

I don't think that description has changed. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 11:19 PM (2DOZq)

190 I anticipate a throw-down between Zettai and Miklos...all because of the Umlaut thing...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2021 11:20 PM (HC+O2)

191 Well this is interesting. A friend of mine took his grandfather who was in his 80's to get his vaccination. Then they had lunch around 1pm at his uncles house. 4:30-5 they get home, and the grandfather collapses at the front door, and that was that, dead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2021 11:21 PM (9Om/r)

192 Wait, didn't Buckaroo Banzai go fast enough to travel through a mountain?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2021 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

193
Slashdot covers the recent events at a certain Utah data center.

Data Center Backup Generator Kicks In During Power Outage and Catches Fire

https://tinyurl.com/r67nkb8f


Hmm, didn't think of it until just now, but there was a yuge fire in France in early March:
OVH data center burns down knocking major sites offline
In a major unprecedented incident, data centers of OVH located inStrasbourg, France have been destroyed by fire.

OVH is the largest hosting provider in Europe and the third-largest in the world.The cloudcomputing company providesVPS, dedicated servers, and other web services.


https://tinyurl.com/42w5j4ac


Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2021 11:21 PM (bDqIh)

194 I just sent in my three box tops.  Don't tell them that I gave some of it to the dog.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 11, 2021 11:21 PM (ybIRR)

195 Your HTML bullshit don't work 'round heah no mo', a barátom...

Posted by: Zettai

No HTML respect, I tell ya.

My wife calls me "HTML"-"here's the money, Loser". Left it on the night table. Once. Maybe 1979

Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, nervously loosening cravat at April 11, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

196 Crap in a decent world it would have read
"178 My day is complete!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 11, 2021 11:22 PM (hOUT3)

197 BerserkerDragonheads 
That's horrible.  

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2021 11:23 PM (U2p+3)

198 184 Nobody tell kbdabear about the Twitter embed tag...
"Nobody throw kbdabear in da briar patch!"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 11, 2021 11:23 PM (qAR6u)

199 173 I once did 110 in a Javelin. Was passing trucks like they was standing still and I knew they were doing 65-75. Again at night. This time I had a cage and a seat belt. A to be young again and stupid. The top speed of a Saturn SL2 sedan is 113 MPH. I verified that experimentally. After that, the ignition system computer doesn't have any numbers to crunch, so it's like having a speed governor. Three mile long access road between the highway and the workplace. The statue of limitations has long run out, so bite me NM state police. ******* NM state police are mean. I got a ticket for topping the hill behind a guy who was speeding. The smokey flicked his lights so I stopped, protested, and was ticketed. Having said that, I had a friend in junior gun club who's dad let him drive the '67 Jaguar 6cyl hard-top to practice. One day he asked me if I wanted to drive it. There was a 6 or 9 mile (I forget which) county road past the police/sheriff's shooting range, and the range was at one end of it. He told me to turn toward the other end. When I thought we were doing 90 I looked down, and the speedometer said 130. I immediately started backing down. My buddy never said a word until we reached the end of the road. It's the fastest I've ever driven.

Posted by: Born Free at April 11, 2021 11:24 PM (HL5z8)

200 Due to the Great Easter Hamster fire of 2021 there will be no public displays of the Wall of Shame. No commenters list for the time being. ___ It's an Easter miracle!

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:24 PM (Ojki1)

201 191- What a horror show!  when and where did this take place? (and of course, which vaccine did the poor man get?)

Posted by: Vivi at April 11, 2021 11:25 PM (USW1s)

202 Well this is interesting. A friend of mine took his grandfather who was in his 80's to get his vaccination. Then they had lunch around 1pm at his uncles house. 4:30-5 they get home, and the grandfather collapses at the front door, and that was that, dead.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2021 11:21 PM (9Om/r)


Not to sound like an asshole but being in your 80s will do that to ya.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2021 11:25 PM (qYEbv)

203 I felt uncomfortable on the bigger bikes. Later in life I had the opportunity to go for a trip with some folks on a 750 Honda. It was too heavy in my view. yeah lots of power but hondas back in the day tended to be top heavy. Except the smaller models.
I was riding the Honda CL 450. With the high pipes. the 66-67 model with a pipe on each side. Later I bought a cl450 tt with both pipes on one side.
This had no fairing or anything. I just laid out over the fuel tank so I had to raise my head to see the speedo.
It's all in the gearing. The 450 was not into jack rabbit starts but once it got going is was quite agile.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:26 PM (LS3oW)

204 I anticipate a throw-down between Zettai and Miklos...all because of the Umlaut thing...

They'll drink it out.  It's a lot like fighting it out, only the damage is to your liver instead of your face.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 11:26 PM (SchxB)

205 I got a police Crown Vic up to 150 one time responding to an officer in distress call. Scary as hell.

Posted by: Dudley Doright at April 11, 2021 11:26 PM (UFLLM)

206 191Well this is interesting. A friend of mine took his grandfather who was in his 80's to get his vaccination. Then they had lunch around 1pm at his uncles house. 4:30-5 they get home, and the grandfather collapses at the front door, and that was that, dead.

Posted by:Berserker-Dragonheads Divisionat April 11, 2021 11:21 PM (9Om/r)

I have my second shot at 3:55 p tomorrow. Maybe I won't need to worry about working a special shift Tuesday night.

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:26 PM (Ojki1)

207 > Unless you're a whimpy Canuck politican.
Pierre Elliott Bieber or whatever the fuck his name is can bite my choad.
Although I did, at one time, want to bang his mom.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 11, 2021 11:26 PM (JZT2F)

208 Arf!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2021 11:27 PM (fLVm1)

209 "Mega Find" - 5,000 Classic Motorcycles Stashed In Barns  https://tinyurl.com/p9wt2x49

Posted by: kbdabear at April 11, 2021 11:27 PM (qAR6u)

210
Me love you long time!

Posted by: Hepatitis Sea at April 11, 2021 11:28 PM (UFLLM)

211

Shut up, Cicero!

Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 11:28 PM (kZk22)

212 Nobody tell kbdabear about the Twitter embed tag...
Posted by: Pixy Misa


Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 11:28 PM (P1f+c)

213 Berserker--that's awful.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 11, 2021 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

214

Maybe I won't need to worry about working a special shift Tuesday night.

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:26 PM (Ojki1)


The nanobots will animate your corpse.


With technology we've come a long way from the days of Weekend At Bernie's.

Posted by: Robert GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN at April 11, 2021 11:29 PM (qYEbv)

215 I would happily engage in an accent and umlaut fight, but the current AoS style does not suit my...ah...um...
Patsy: Your...Idiom, Sir?
Idiom, yes, that's it

Posted by: The Noble Sir Miklos, who can taunt with the best of the French, and with outrageous accent at April 11, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

216 The fastest I've ever traveled (not counting jets) was a hitched ride from a guy and his girlfriend on the way to New York.
It was in a Charger and it must've had all the bells and whistles cause we were cruising at 140 mph and it felt like 60. Once again the trucks were the clue as we went zipping by them.
Whew what a ride. Guy knew how to drive so I was never concerned.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:30 PM (LS3oW)

217 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2021 11:21 PM (9Om/r)
Damn.  I hope it was just a coincidence.  Let us know what the final verdict is if possible.  Condolences to your friend. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 11, 2021 11:30 PM (2DOZq)

218 All of AoS is not safe for work.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 11, 2021 11:30 PM (ybIRR)

219 With technology we've come a long way from the days of Weekend At Bernie's.Posted by: Robert GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN at April 11, 2021 11:29 PM (qYEbv)
The best part is that now we can really count on the dead to vote the right way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 11, 2021 11:31 PM (hOUT3)

220 Four years without a new war and Biden* and the all-star transvestite brigade are making up for it by starting wars around the globe.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 11, 2021 11:31 PM (ts6Zs)

221 208 Arf
I think that's Sandy's line... 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2021 11:31 PM (HC+O2)

222
193 Hmm, didn't think of it until just now, but there was a yuge fire in France in early March
Yep.  That's why I'm less upset than I might otherwise be about the sprinkler system (possibly) causing water damage to our server.

Water damage can be fixed; the server should be back on line by Friday.  A melted puddle of plastic and copper is rather harder to fix.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 11, 2021 11:31 PM (PiXy!)

223

Jake308.  Your 450tt was a Honda for the ages.  One of their finest in many ways, other than the hand-numbing vibration at certain speeds and/or RPMs.  Such a perfectly visually balanced bike, too.  It just looked "right".

The 'wing belies the CG thing though.  Heaviest part of an engine is the cylinder heads.  On the 'Wing, those are just in front of each ankle.  Transmission is under the engine.  Battery and fuel tank are under the seat.  Add those all up, and it's one of the lowest CGs ever calculated on any bike over 500cc.  Made riding up to a 4 way stop, stopping and looking and rolling on, very often a "feet up" evolution, not even having to "dab" a toe to keep things balanced and vertical.

Upgrade the fork springs & oil, install a good fork-brace, swap out the rear shocks for Progressive Suspension, and you've got a bike that can really straighten out a twisty road.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 11:32 PM (QzJWU)

224 Oy vey..... If ever I had some wisdom to impart upon this world, especially the ONT, it would be to GET SOME FRIGGIN SLEEP! Pooky is short on it right now, and what little peace I had is now collapsing.
Seriously: Take some melatonin, sleepytime tea, nightcap, whatever, but GET SOME FRIGGIN SLEEP!

Posted by: pookysgirl, enjoying the sunshine while whe can at April 11, 2021 11:32 PM (XKZwp)

225
China has taken over the airport in Vancouver:
https://tinyurl.com/yktc2v2y


Truly disturbing -- did the airport hire a Chinese security firm, or is this government coordinated? How could that happen. . .

There's also the Grave Church stuff in Alberta that is nuts.
Big anti-lockdown protest in Montreal tonight.
Ezra Levant 🍁 (@ezralevant) / Twitter

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2021 11:32 PM (bDqIh)

226 I have my second shot at 3:55 p tomorrow. Maybe I won't need to worry about working a special shift Tuesday night.Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:26 PM (Ojki1)

Have you considered digging a shallow grave in the backyard? It could save people some serious scratch, not to mention blisters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2021 11:32 PM (fLVm1)

227

The nanobots will animate your corpse.


With technology we've come a long way from the days of Weekend At Bernie's.

Posted by:Robert GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN GREENat April 11, 2021 11:29 PM (qYEbv)

Eh, Bidet isn't all that convincing. 

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:33 PM (Ojki1)

228

My view is the Gold Wing was the biggest sport bike Honda ever made.  Thing is, most folks forgot it'd do what it'd do, and ride it like a Winnebago.  They sure did miss out on a whole lotta fun.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

The could not corner worth a damn. One tried to follow me, on the Ducati, through some twisties and wore through the cam cover, then crashed...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 11, 2021 11:33 PM (Cn69F)

229 Oof. Obnoxious pup sock fail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2021 11:33 PM (fLVm1)

230 Four years without a new war and Biden* and the all-star transvestite brigade are making up for it by starting wars around the globe.Posted by:Chicago Votaat April 11, 2021 11:31 PM (ts6Zs)
And "our" DoD (not the Department of War) is a cinch to win the next #WokeWar!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 11, 2021 11:34 PM (hOUT3)

231
and the grandfather collapses at the front door, and that was that, dead.


That is horrid, Beserker! 

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2021 11:34 PM (bDqIh)

232 What a horror show!  when and where did this take place? (and of course, which vaccine did the poor man get?)

Posted by: Vivi at April 11, 2021 11:25 PM (USW1s)

Not sure what shot he had. He got it somewhere in jersey (go figure). I mean yeah he was in his 80's, so he wasn't exactly a spring chicken, but I met him countless times, and he didn't seem sickly at all. Might have been a coincidence, but if its the shot then it seems like the older people are playing russian roulette.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2021 11:35 PM (9Om/r)

233 Have you considered digging a shallow grave in the backyard? It could save people some serious scratch, not to mention blisters.

Posted by:Cicero (@cicero43)at April 11, 2021 11:32 PM (fLVm1)

No, but I have been organizing and cataloging a bunch of my stuff to make it easier on them to go through when I do go.
But that's because of the cancer, not Rona.

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:36 PM (Ojki1)

234

A melted puddle of plastic and copper is rather harder to fix. Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 11, 2021 11:31 PM

The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z's IUD has been found after all these years! (That explains how Teh Spawn came to be, as well...)


Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 11:37 PM (kZk22)

235

Got this in an email today:

If you have taken a vaccine that is 95-97% effective

Against a disease that has a 99.9%+ survival rate in healthy people

And has only 0.7% secondary attack rate from asymptomatic carriers that live in your house

And still feel a need to distance, wear masks, and avoid gatherings to "protect yourself”

Mightn’t this just mean that you’re not very good at assessing risk/probability?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 11, 2021 11:38 PM (SRRAx)

236

Not sure what shot he had. He got it somewhere in jersey (go figure). I mean yeah he was in his 80's, so he wasn't exactly a spring chicken, but I met him countless times, and he didn't seem sickly at all. Might have been a coincidence, but if its the shot then it seems like the older people are playing russian roulette.

Posted by:Berserker-Dragonheads Divisionat April 11, 2021 11:35 PM (9Om/r)

But there is no way Jersey will report it as Rona or Rona shot related, cause we are totally in Soviet govt reporting territory.

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

237 State Lawmakers Attack Federal Misuse of National Guard
https://tinyurl.com/3axmc9fj
Perhaps some state legislatures can bring us back from the brink
Oh, and Liz Cheney is a war loving cvnt

Posted by: kbdabear at April 11, 2021 11:39 PM (qAR6u)

238 Because the shot is not a "real" vaccine (live but weakened) it doesn't give anyone an immunity. It's a reaction to the mRNA therapy that makes the antibodies and this is what many doctors are concerned about.
Will the therapy also target certain cells and make antibodies for them also. This could lead to sterility or other complications.
There is also concern that these therapies will create more deadly strains as the person who's had the shot is shedding viruses all the time. There are also a lot of incidents of death immediately after having the shot and in Israel they're seeing signs of an increase when the sickness rate should be going down. Israel is a good example as they are a closed (mostly) country with a large percentage of pop. that are getting/got the shot.
There are Doctors (or so they say) that have some very real and could be deadly concerns about the messenger therapy.
Me I'm just concerned because they bypassed a lot of tests and they're also using an experimental method that has never been used before for a vaccine.
They are performing gene therapy on ignorant subjects. A lot of health care workers won't take it. Over 40% of the Marines haven't. There are some problems and the media (U.S.) aren't reporting it. You have to prowl thru the stories from the overseas media to find out what's going on and the deaths and side effects. I'm no Vax denier but I got some concerns with this thing.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:39 PM (LS3oW)

239 The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z's IUD has been found after all these years! 

You should see the dentist more often!

Posted by: Miklos, this was a lowball at April 11, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

240 Wow, Kevin Costner looks young in Field of Dreams.

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:40 PM (Ojki1)

241 A melted puddle of plastic and copper is rather harder to fix.

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 11:40 PM (SchxB)

242 All of AoS is not safe for work.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken

Wait, "work?"

I thought the "w" stood for "wife!"

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2021 11:40 PM (P1f+c)

243 I meant it does give people immunity but they are shedding live virus all the time if they get the virus.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:40 PM (LS3oW)

244

The could not corner worth a damn. One tried to follow me, on the Ducati, through some twisties and wore through the cam cover, then crashed...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 11, 2021 11:33 PM (Cn69F)

Here is an evergreen yet still articulate answer to your claim that a Gold Wing doesn't "handle worth a damn".  This bike is set up exactly as I suggested above, and is ridden by one of the best.

https://tinyurl.com/v5e28p8m

At my best, I was maybe 85% as good as this guy, maybe 90% on a truly outstanding day.  But I also didn't wanna die, so I didn't strive to achieve this level of OMGness.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 11:40 PM (QzJWU)

245 I meant it does give people immunity but they are shedding live virus all the time if they get the virus.

I was asked today if a child can be a carrier.  I asked if they'd seen an aircraft land on a kid.

Subject was changed fairly quickly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 11:42 PM (SchxB)

246
The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z's IUD has been found after all these years! 

You should see the dentist more often!


Nuckin fo lub in all the wrong places. . . . 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 11, 2021 11:42 PM (Rvt88)

247

But there is no way Jersey will report it as Rona or Rona shot related, cause we are totally in Soviet govt reporting territory.

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

Possibly. I asked him if it was the shot, but he said they didn't order an autopsy, so maybe you're on to something there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2021 11:43 PM (9Om/r)

248

The "vaccination selfie", posted to social media, is all the rage these days with the smart set, so I hear...

Berserker's friend's grandfather's situation would have made an epic vaccination selfie, in my exalted opinion!

And I denounce myself.

Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 11:45 PM (kZk22)

249 T-storm here in se Pa

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 11:46 PM (Cxk7w)

250 Berserker's friend's grandfather's situation would have made an epic vaccination selfie, in my exalted opinion!

And I denounce myself.

Posted by:Zettaiat April 11, 2021 11:45 PM (kZk22)

Twitter would ban it so fast you'd see vapor trails.

Posted by: Bete at April 11, 2021 11:47 PM (Ojki1)

251

Berserker... condolences to your friend's family.  Unimaginably sudden, and suspicious.

I'll not be taking the rDNA stuff.  If I'm forced to, I'll go the J&J route, or the Israeli traditional dead-virus type, if they ever let 'em use it here.

Or better, I'll just stick with good ol' bourbon.  Seems to have worked so far!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 11:49 PM (QzJWU)

252 Children can only be littoral combat ships. Expensive, don't work.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 11, 2021 11:50 PM (H5knJ)

253 Lot of that going around, and it's not a coincidence. Sadly, I expect most of my family to be dead in the not-too-distant future. 

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 11, 2021 11:51 PM (5FCda)

254 186 KhM is only 115 miles per hour.
I've blown past cops north of 140 MPH.

Posted by: RomeQ13...... at April 11, 2021 11:51 PM (oHd/0)

255 Or better, I'll just stick with good ol' bourbon.  Seems to have worked so far!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 11:49 PM (QzJWU)


So it really IS for medicinal purposes. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2021 11:51 PM (9Om/r)

256 Children can only be littoral combat ships. Expensive, don't work.

Some can.  Most are kinda dinghy when they're that young.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 11:51 PM (SchxB)

257 T-storm here in se Pa Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 11:46 PM (Cxk7w)
The only weather I don't like about SE PA. That and the winds kick up now and then.
No tornados, no flooding (where I am), no heavy snow, no extreme humid heat, no Hurricanes, no earthquakes, etc.
I picked this area partly because of the lack of threat from Mother Nature. But the thunder boomers do get going sometimes. I worry about this ancient transformer outside down the street. It's got to be a magnet for a strike but none yet. (knock on wood)

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:51 PM (LS3oW)

258 WE MAKE FOR YOU VACCINATION SELFIE

VALID FOR ALL KINDINGDS FOR VACCINE PASSEPORT
100% OFFICIAL STYLE


Posted by: Medical Ministries of Rev. Miklos, remain blessed fom Nigeria at April 11, 2021 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

259 *Forgot to paste Berserker's comment.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 11, 2021 11:52 PM (5FCda)

260 Jim,
These were 'average' riders, on 'as delivered' bikes, on a poker run. I was an old man, riding since '64, on a Ducati.
At the end of the run, the Gold Wing and Harley riders attacked the guys that laid out the ride, as there were serious corners on some downhill stretches. They were absolutely pissed at the harsh cornering required. Lots of HD and Gold Wing riders NEVER lean over far enough to make sparks. You know that is true.
Can it be done?
Yes.
Can *MOST* Gold Wing and HD riders do it?
No...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 11, 2021 11:55 PM (Cn69F)

261 Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:39 PM (LS3oW)
I'm concerned because I already have Gulf War Syndrome, which I am convinced was brought on by experimental vaccines.
now, how will THIS vaccine interact with THAT one?  No testing has been done.

Posted by: RomeQ13...... at April 11, 2021 11:55 PM (oHd/0)

262 Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 11:49 PM (QzJWU)
Isn't J&J a rna therapy too? It's just one shot not two like the others.
"normal" vaccines take a long time to roll out cause they use live virus but weakened. This stuff makes the virus on the run from changing the genes in a cell. This is the problem I have with it.
it is an experimental vaccine. We should not be test subjects.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:57 PM (LS3oW)

263

"So it really IS for medicinal purposes. lol..."

And such has been since the first pot of corn-mash beer was poured into a still and cooked down.  Good for what ails ya!

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 11:58 PM (QzJWU)

264 Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:57 PM (LS3oW)
J&J is not a mRNA vac.  It may be somewhat different than the traditional dead virus vac but not mRNA. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2021 12:00 AM (2DOZq)

265 Makes you wonder how they discovered beer and spirits.
Rotted grain doesn't smell all that good plus there's ingredients that just doesn't happen accidentally.
Our forefathers were weird. They'd stick all sorts of stuff in their face just to see if they could get high.
Oh. Wait. We're still doing that.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 12, 2021 12:02 AM (LS3oW)

266 This stuff makes the virus on the run from changing the genes in a cell.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 11, 2021 11:57 PM (LS3oW)

Absolutely incorrect. The ribosomes in the cells produce the protein that is coded by the vaccine RNA. It has nothing to do with the genes of the cells  or the body.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2021 12:03 AM (Q9lwr)

267 And someone want to explain to me why Africa is like almost NO cases of Covid?
Things that make you go HMMMM.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 12, 2021 12:03 AM (LS3oW)

268

Jake308. 

Nosir, the J&J is not the rDNA perocess.  Classic, dead (or weakened) virus technology, just like the Good Olde Dayes. 

It's reported to be only about 65%~70% initially effective, but here's the bigger benefit, far as I can tell.  In the large scale field trials, the percentage against Moderna & Pfizer wasn't as high.  BUT, the J&J percentage of those who became critically ill or died, was..  zero.

So, I'll go for "don't get critically sick or die", with a 100% track record (at least up to the point where they started wide scale distribution, don't know details after that?)  But I do NOT trust the rDNA thing.  For all the not trust it reasons.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 12, 2021 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

269 it is an experimental vaccine. We should not be test subjects.

Absolutely correct, sir!  It's the unforeseen consequences that are going to harm or kill a lot of people.

Linking to an article that may be pure bullshit here, but it claims mRNA vaccines may inactivate tumor suppressing proteins:  https://tinyurl.com/52cnvh5f

Now, that could be pure fear mongering for all I know.  But we have no idea what the long term affects will be.  And if the Fauci-ites have their way we'll all be injected before the results are in.  

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 12:05 AM (SchxB)

270

No commenter counts? There's… there's nothing to live for… or at least change the nic for…

Ha ho hee hello…

The other two cats came in timely tonight, but the old gray kitty was out late. Worrisome, but she finally just showed up so, whew, we can rest easy. Kids these days!!

The turnpike between Tulsa and OKC has some places that are extremely straight, with infinite visibility, and, at least back in the early 70s, times of little traffic, like that one day I really opened up the Mustang Mach I.

The Highway Patrolman's ticket said I was doing 90. I'm sure glad I slowed down a bunch before he caught me.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the nadirs of the lost weekend at April 12, 2021 12:05 AM (ixrHq)

271

Absolutely incorrect. The ribosomes in the cells produce the protein that is coded by the vaccine RNA. It has nothing to do with the genes of the cells  or the body.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo 

ALWAYS TRUST CONTENT FROM CHARLIE  BROWN'S DILDO

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Miklos -Fauci-Blasey from the CDC at April 12, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

272 Ribosomes: Nature's CAD/CAM machine shop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 12, 2021 12:06 AM (fLVm1)

273 Somebody brought out the otters: https://www.jpost.com/j-spot/otter-family-invades-apartment-block-to-go-swimming-in-pool-in-singapore-664733

Posted by: Biden's Dog at April 12, 2021 12:07 AM (w9T9e)

274 Ribosomes: Nature's CAD/CAM machine shop.

The CNC machine of the cellular world?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 12:07 AM (SchxB)

275

So, I'll go for "don't get critically sick or die", with a 100% track record (at least up to the point where they started wide scale distribution, don't know details after that?)  But I do NOT trust the rDNA thing.  For all the not trust it reasons.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Don't you mean "mRNA", as in messenger RNA?

Posted by: ChrisP at April 12, 2021 12:09 AM (Cn69F)

276 "Can *MOST* Gold Wing and HD riders do it?
No...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 11, 2021 11:55 PM (Cn69F)"

Fully agreed there, sir.  Most GL riders don't have much depth from earlier, high-performance riding days.  But for those of us who did, the GL was a big, fun Mercedes-Benz 600 SEL from AMG, in two wheeled form.  Fast, luxury, fun.  What's not to love 'bout that?

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 12, 2021 12:10 AM (QzJWU)

277

ALWAYS TRUST CONTENT FROM CHARLIE BROWN'S DILDO

Posted by r. DOCTOR Miklos -Fauci-Blasey from the CDCat April 12, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

Except about maple syrup and French Toast.

Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2021 12:10 AM (Ojki1)

278 I got two speeding tickets 9 minutes apart in Colorado traveling back from Denver to Louisiana .  I told the second State Trooper I didn't have enough time to accelerate to get past the sped limit.  She had no sense of humor. 
Fortunately in 1981 the tickets were only $25 mail in.  

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2021 12:11 AM (2DOZq)

279 Ribosomes: Nature's CAD/CAM machine shop.

Posted by: Cicero

Yep. But try tell that to the kids these days.

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Miklos -Fauci-Blasey from the CDC at April 12, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

280 Reserve Best in Show and Owner-Handled Best in Show for Miss Delilah at today's Birmingham KC show. So close, so close. Posted by:Hadrian the Seventhat April 11, 2021 10:03
Congrats!
Missed the pet thread, heck missed the food thread and gardening threads this weekend. Did I miss anything that will be forever remembered?

Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2021 12:15 AM (55Qr6)

281 Sorry.
I now identify as Dr. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Fauci-Biden
Gotta keep up
Like Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, and Smith, the old names drop off

Posted by: Miklos, forgetting the "Professor" part agian at April 12, 2021 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

282

Looting as started tonight in Minneapolis (Brooklyn Center)! I don't think is directly related to the Derek Chauvin trial, but a recent shooting by police in the area...

Posted by: Zettai at April 12, 2021 12:18 AM (kZk22)

283
Ribosomes: Nature's CAD/CAM machine shop.


I hope Pfizer double-checked the Z-axis coordinate.

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2021 12:18 AM (K7+1y)

284 There is no way that anything injected into your arm could alter the DNA in each of the 100 trillion cells in a human body.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 12, 2021 12:19 AM (fLVm1)

285 Looting as started tonight in Minneapolis (Brooklyn Center)! I don't think is directly related to the Derek Chauvin trial, but a recent shooting by police in the area...

Posted by:Zettaiat April 12, 2021 12:18 AM (kZk22)

Good and hard Minihaha. 
Good and Hard.

Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2021 12:19 AM (Ojki1)

286
There is no way that anything injected into your arm could alter the DNA in each of the 100 trillion cells in a human body.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 12, 2021 12:19 AM (fLVm1)

Now you're making me distrust the Spider-Man origin story.

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2021 12:21 AM (K7+1y)

287 Looting as started tonight in Minneapolis (Brooklyn Center)! I don't think is directly related to the Derek Chauvin trial, but a recent shooting by police in the area...Posted by: Zettai at April 12, 2021 12:18 AM (kZk22

It's strictly exhibition game play. It won't count for anything once the real looting season kicks off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 12, 2021 12:22 AM (fLVm1)

288 286 There is no way that anything injected into your arm could alter the DNA in each of the 100 trillion cells in a human body.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 12, 2021 12:19 AM (fLVm1)
Now you're making me distrust the Spider-Man origin story.

Posted by:spindriftat April 12, 2021 12:21 AM (K7+1y)

I already doubt it after my radiation treatment just screwed up my sense of taste.

Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2021 12:23 AM (Ojki1)

289 Walter Freeman doesn't comment very often these days, but I think he was on top of things there in his town - Mpls.  And thathalfrican added a 45ACP carbine to his "arsenal" recently, I think - though I don't know if he has ammo for it.  Another Mpls resident for whom this stuff is not a "story" on the "news".

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2021 12:25 AM (OTzUX)

290 Absolutely incorrect. The ribosomes in the cells produce the protein that is coded by the vaccine RNA. It has nothing to do with the genes of the cells  or the body.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo 
Okay I misunderstood the explanation I read. However this therapy does mess with ones cells and there's concern that certain cells could be targeted incorrectly. I probably got that wrong too.  As I understood it, certain cells to do with fertility could be incorrectly targeted and cause sterilization. but that effect would not be known for quite a while after the shot.
I just don't like the idea of getting a shot that the long term effects are not known. That it's action is a concern to those with more knowledge about this stuff and that it may be possible for the mechanism to screw up and cause unwanted and/or deadly effects.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 12, 2021 12:25 AM (LS3oW)

291

I've just read that they're not calling the situation in Brooklyn Centre an "insurrection", as it's occurring at night...

Posted by: Zettai at April 12, 2021 12:29 AM (kZk22)

292
I've just read that they're not calling the situation in Brooklyn Centre an "insurrection", as it's occurring at night...

Posted by: Zettai at April 12, 2021 12:29 AM (kZk22)

Also, we haven't seen any zip-ties.

Posted by: DOJ at April 12, 2021 12:31 AM (K7+1y)

293 Yeah, we're being used as guinea pigs - they've been researching these types of vaccines as a possibility for use in AIDS prevention.
I guess the larger population was just too good an opportunity to take it for a test spin before developing a vaccine for something that is 100% preventable as long as you don't engage in risky behavior or use protection if you do.  In a cohort that makes up <1% of the population.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 12, 2021 12:31 AM (SRRAx)

294 Pontiac Sunbird at 110 will float.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2021 12:34 AM (UIwVc)

295 I don't know about the science but I do know that every time decide to take the shot some young healthy person dies from a reaction to it.
It's different.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2021 12:38 AM (UIwVc)

296 Pontiac Sunbird at 110 will float.


If you're going that fast it would probably be a good idea to keep going until you get to the other side of the body of water you're floating on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 12:38 AM (SchxB)

297
p294 Pontiac Sunbird at 110 will float.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2021 12:34 AM (UIwVc)

Had a sunbird I bought in Hawaii, was GREAT there.  Sucked when I got back to Calif and had to climb mountains.  Grapevine, High winds, skis on the ski rack, was down to 3rd gear.

Posted by: RomeQ13...... at April 12, 2021 12:42 AM (oHd/0)

298 Ha, ha. I was on a blacktop highway and the road was a slow wave.
And all of a sudden... I wan't on the rod anymore.
I slowed down a bit.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 12, 2021 12:42 AM (UIwVc)

299 In a cohort that makes up <1% of the population.

Posted by:Teresa in Fort Worth, Texasat April 12, 2021 12:31 AM (SRRAx)

But but, Facuci said by the mid 90s 10% of the Hetero pop would have AIDs.
Are you saying he was wrong?

Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2021 12:43 AM (Ojki1)

300 Ha, ha. I was on a blacktop highway and the road was a slow wave.
And all of a sudden... I wan't on the rod anymore.
I slowed down a bit.

Oh, you accidentally activated "Flying Car" mode.  Probably should have attached the wings first.  Rare option, most dealers didn't get it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 12:48 AM (SchxB)

301 But but, Facuci said by the mid 90s 10% of the Hetero pop would have AIDs.
Are you saying he was wrong? Posted by:Beteat April 12, 2021 12:43
How did his douchenozzle become the highest paid federal employee? That right there tells you volumes as to how f'ed our system is.

Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2021 12:53 AM (55Qr6)

302 mRNA vaccines can edit your genes through retro-integration.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 12, 2021 12:58 AM (5FCda)

303 They can also cause prion disease in your brain.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 12, 2021 12:59 AM (5FCda)

304 Hey I'm back.

Just watched High Plains Drifter for the first time. Wow, what a great flick. I believe it was the first western Clint Eastwood directed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2021 01:09 AM (L2ZTs)

305 Watching Joe Walsh on Live from Daryl's House.  The musical talent of these guys is freaking awesome. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2021 01:11 AM (2DOZq)

306 Ironic or not?
"All the companies being looted in Brooklyn Center and Minneapolis gave donations to Black Lives Matter."

https://tinyurl.com/mchjb2ps

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 01:11 AM (SchxB)

307 Just watched High Plains Drifter for the first time. Wow, what a great flick. I believe it was the first western Clint Eastwood directed. 

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2021 01:09 AM (L2ZTs)

Don't think they would let him film raping someone these days. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2021 01:13 AM (2DOZq)

308 306Ironic or not?
"All the companies being looted in Brooklyn Center and Minneapolis gave donations to Black Lives Matter."

https://tinyurl.com/mchjb2ps

Posted by:Blanco Basuraat April 12, 2021 01:11 AM (SchxB)

They are just donating again.
/FBI and MSM

Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2021 01:14 AM (Ojki1)

309 Sebastian, that shocked me as well. The film is *very* un-PC and male-centric, as well as of its time (1972).

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2021 01:15 AM (L2ZTs)

310 BZ to Nurse. Situational awareness as well as the means to defend yourself is a must.

Posted by: SMH at April 12, 2021 01:16 AM (l64hh)

311 it's a shame that youtube didn't recommend this video to me in time for the chess thread: irving finkel, a curator of the british museum, talks about chess and chess sets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO0_ahE2Bxs&t=2727s

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 12, 2021 01:17 AM (5br8a)

312 Everyone went to bed and left me here all alone.  

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2021 01:26 AM (2DOZq)

313 A slightly more reliable source than my last link, Epoch Times, reporting vaccinated people more likely to contract South African Covid variant.
https://tinyurl.com/2namas

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 01:28 AM (SchxB)

314 Everyone went to bed and left me here all alone.

Just getting ready to do some work (for my paying job) on the hour.  After that I'll leave you here all alone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 01:30 AM (SchxB)

315 Oh, my...
first comment on this temp site. Wazzup?

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2021 01:35 AM (09wCi)

316 Oh, my...
first comment on this temp site. Wazzup?

From the lack of response, not the regular crowd.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 01:46 AM (SchxB)

317 Hi, Blanco. Hope your evening is going well.
Yeah, it's late and most of teh horde either have daytime jerbs or a "normal" life, heh.
How are you?

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2021 01:52 AM (09wCi)

318 Yeah, it's late and most of teh horde either have daytime jerbs or a "normal" life, heh.
How are you?

I've got nothing to complain about.  Not that I let a little fact like that stop me.  Just waiting on someone else to do their job so I can do mine for about 12 minutes and hand it back to them.

How's you're little corner of paradise?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 01:55 AM (SchxB)

319 My bit o' paradise is doing okay tonight, thanks for asking!
Got son here, helping w/hubby... hubby is doing pretty well... 
Life is good for now!
Sleep? Hmmm. Not on the menu I guess.

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2021 01:59 AM (09wCi)

320 My father died from a neurological disease.  I'm not eager to experiment with an unknown "vaccine".

Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2021 02:01 AM (KAi1n)

321 I'm not eager to experiment with an unknown "vaccine".
Yeah, I'm with ya on that!
Not interested in being a guinea pig, no way.

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2021 02:05 AM (09wCi)

322 Sleep? Hmmm. Not on the menu I guess.

Check the "desserts" column.  You know, the stuff you'd like to have, but you're not going to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 02:06 AM (SchxB)

323 Maybe it's a floor wax too?

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2021 02:11 AM (09wCi)

324 It slices! It dices! It even makes Julienne potatoes!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 02:12 AM (SchxB)

325 Ironic or not?
"All the companies being looted in Brooklyn Center and Minneapolis gave donations to Black Lives Matter."

 The human body needs iron.

Some need lead.

Posted by: Miklos, forgetting the at April 12, 2021 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

326 Maybe it's a floor wax too?

Posted by: JQ 

*glare*

Posted by: Super Bass-O-Matic at April 12, 2021 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)

327 It slices! It dices! It even makes Julienne potatoes!
You know, I remember those commercials so many years ago.  Saw veg-o-matics in the "as seen on tv" aisle in some store-- almost bought one, just to try it. Store is gone but I hadn't gone back to get the device, so now I'll probably never know.
Should write this as a "first-world problem" maybe...

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2021 02:18 AM (09wCi)

328 DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN PIXYBALL

Posted by: Super Miklos-O-Matic at April 12, 2021 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

329 Posted by: JQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSxv6IGBgFQ
Save the liver!

Posted by: Sous-Chef Miklos at April 12, 2021 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)

330 DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN PIXYBALL

Hey, I ain't taunting nobody!

Not MY fault the hampsters got into the deviled eggs n jelly beans and OD'd!


Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2021 02:27 AM (09wCi)

331 Well
It is a quiet night at at the Maison familielle des Miklosoiseurs.
*throws out a set of jacks, with eight sided dice for Xtra fun*

Posted by: Miklos de l'Anomie at April 12, 2021 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

332 Oh lawd. I made some devilled eggs just last week because I NEEDED SOME

Posted by: Redneck Cuisine Miklosoise at April 12, 2021 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

333 Sleep.
Need.
G'nite!

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2021 02:37 AM (09wCi)

334 Okay peoples
Collect your thoughts 
I just need ice

Posted by: Late Nite Guerilla Bartender Miklos at April 12, 2021 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

335 Okay peoples
Collect your thoughts
I just need ice

Got a problem over here.  My thoughts are refusing to be placed into a collective.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 02:47 AM (SchxB)

336 My thoughts are refusing to be placed into a collective.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

*offers ice with an adult beverage  of your choice*

Posted by: Miklos' All_Nite Bar and Grill at April 12, 2021 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)

337 My thoughts are refusing to be placed into a collective.

Posted by: Blanco Basura


Dr. Blanco is hereby awarded an Undistiguished degree from Karl Marx University

Posted by: Miklos, who actually studied at Karl Marx U at April 12, 2021 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)

338

Dr. Blanco is hereby awarded an Undistiguished degree from Karl Marx University


"Undistinguished"?  I hope that doesn't mean I have to open a proctology practice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 02:58 AM (SchxB)

339 "Undistinguished"?  I hope that doesn't mean I have to open a proctology practice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura 

It is the form used for those with no BS

Posted by: Miklos, University of Miklos at April 12, 2021 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

340 Also
I would like to again, The Chaucer inspired bit I have done at this time of year.
If anyone can find in the archives, Ye Venerable Miklos will thank you.
*lookin at Zettai, who apparently  Knows Such Things*

Posted by: Miklos, without access to Olde Englishe fonts ets at April 12, 2021 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)

341 ction. It raly is a handSaw veg-o-matics in the "as seen on tv" aisle in some store-- almost bought one, just to try it.Store is gone but I hadn't gone back to get the device, so now I'll probably never know.
Should write this as a "first-world problem" maybe...Posted by:JQat April 12, 2021 02:18
We have a Veg-o-matic, it's handy device if us senile old folks remember w have it. Makes great fries if you want to mes around and fry them, delish.

Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2021 03:19 AM (55Qr6)

342 I  now have the idea of having all Ivory League smart professors raise their own food for a year.
Publius would put them to work, "by the sweat of thy brow".
Miley would run shotgun.
Wait..maybe the Chinese have been already ahead of us

Posted by: Komrad Miklos, responsible for New Agricultural Programme at April 12, 2021 03:23 AM (QzkSJ)

343 Should write this as a "first-world problem" maybe...Posted by:JQat April 12, 2021 02:18  We have a Veg-o-matic, it's handy device if us senile old folks remember w have it. Makes great fries if you want to mes around and fry them, delish. Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2021 03:19 AM (55Qr6)

They make a medical version for doing "bottom surgery" on trannies. It's called the "Vag-o-matic".

Try the veal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2021 03:25 AM (mzC78)

344 I had a fine idea earlier this evening: take you basic N95 mask, and goop up the outside with urethane spray foam, paint is disgusting colors, and some Vaseline to give it that wet look. Make it look like a myriad of nasty plagues have multiplied in the mask.

And then wear it casually in stupid places that still demand that you mask up.

Bonus idea: print images of Hunter Biden's meth mouth on masks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2021 03:30 AM (mzC78)

345 Bonus idea: print images of Hunter Biden's meth mouth on masks.

I've seen a pic of a guy who printed the lower part of his own face on a mask, then wears it for reactions.  Since I'm waiting on someone else to show up and do their f*(k1nG job, I'll see if I can find a video.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 03:33 AM (SchxB)

346 They make a medical version for doing "bottom surgery" on trannies. It's called the "Vag-o-matic".
Try the veal. Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 12, 2021 03:25
LMAO, thanks for a good chortle. And don't forget to tip the waitresses.

Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2021 03:35 AM (55Qr6)

347 Apparently more than one person is doing it:
https://youtu.be/7zjzHIhlzyQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 03:39 AM (SchxB)

348 I've seen a pic of a guy who printed the lower part of his own face on a mask, then wears it for reactions.  Since I'm waiting on someone else to show up and do their f*(k1nG job, I'll see if I can find a video. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 03:33 AM (SchxB)

I have seen similar masks here in AJ. Even 3 weeks after the end of the mask mandate in AZ, some nitwits are still wearing them outside. Depressing.

I have had a long day, and I am off to the sack right away. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2021 03:42 AM (mzC78)

349 Tacking the White House video dislikes that YouTube tries to hide:  https://81m.org/

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 03:44 AM (SchxB)

350 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 03:45 AM (WOlZN)

351 Hi MLii, got to get moving, 32 miles to work, afraid will be at this job a lot this summer.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2021 03:50 AM (Cxk7w)

352 Morning! In FLA for the next two weeks and I'm still awake too damn early. Beds and chairs are not as comfortable...TV has the channels at the wrong numbers!!
Woke up at 2 Eastern time, and couldn't get back to sleep. Thankfully the coffee is ready

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 03:52 AM (1hpHR)

353 I guess it's early. Mlii hasn't gone to work yet

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 03:54 AM (1hpHR)

354 Faucii is full of shit?
Shocking!

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 03:56 AM (1hpHR)

355 Had T-storm through here 1230hrs, loud but didn't hear high winds.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2021 03:56 AM (Cxk7w)

356 That kinda sucks, Skip.  Days I go to mom's after work I put on a bit over 50 miles a day.  
Last night I got back later than usual and wasn't able to fall asleep til after 10.  I'm already running late this morning.  Yet here I still lay, catching up on the ONT.

Bruce, I could use some of that coffee!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 03:59 AM (WOlZN)

357 Hi MLii, got to get moving, 32 miles to work, afraid will be at this job a lot this summer. Posted by:Skipat April 12, 2021 03:50
Dang Skip, that's a long commute.
Mine was 12, until the cokesuckers fired me after 32 yrs while on disability. Oh, am I bitter, why would you think that?


Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2021 03:59 AM (55Qr6)

358 On it's way, Mlii!

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 04:01 AM (1hpHR)

359 Knew I could count on you Bruce!
Mornin', Farmer.
Sorry to hear about your job.  Hope you are managing your pain levels

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:06 AM (WOlZN)

360 I consider any job under 20 miles a win, have had good stretches but not this year it looks.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2021 04:12 AM (Cxk7w)

361 Finally saw some sunshine yesterday after several days of rain.
So far the chimney/flashing repair of last fall seems to be working.  Going to give it a few more rainstorms before I start fixing the plaster inside where it was ruined.  I hate doing plaster

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:13 AM (WOlZN)

362 Sorry to hear about your job. Hope you are managing your pain levels Posted by:My life is insanityat April 12, 2021 04:06
TY Mlii. The pain levels are what they are, I've been dealing w/ this most of my life. You develop a tolerance and appreciate the times it isn't so bad. Does that make sense? 
Time for bed here...never surrender! I'm from Cheap Trick's hometown. They seem apropo for my life right now.

Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2021 04:19 AM (55Qr6)

363 Oh yes, I understand that Farmer.  
Get some good sleep in this morning!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:22 AM (WOlZN)

364 One more box of Happ's Says the man to the bartender
One more box of Happ's I won't surrender
https://tinyurl.com/2maxfvvw

Posted by: Komrad Miklos, responsible for New Agricultural Programme at April 12, 2021 04:24 AM (QzkSJ)

365 Was awake quite a bit most of the weekend due to mom.   Spent a lot of those hours on utube getting lost in the music of my youth.  Forgot about Cheap Ttick!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:24 AM (WOlZN)

366 Miklos!   How's your dear mama?

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:25 AM (WOlZN)

367 I was reading on how some organizations or workplaces are requiring you to get the vaccine. Someone was telling how that was happening at his work. Someone in the meeting asked since the gubbmint took away the right to sue the drug manufacturers if something went wrong from the vaccine, can the employees sue the company if something went wrong since the company is requiring the vaccine?
Crickets..."we'll circle back to that" 

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 04:26 AM (1hpHR)

369 MLii really plaster with wood lath behind?

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2021 04:33 AM (Cxk7w)

370 Well, my counterparts decided to go non-responsive, so I guess we're testing it live when the users come in.
Goodnight, Horde!  Or good morning by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 12, 2021 04:34 AM (SchxB)

371 Yes, Skip. At the top of a steep staircase. 

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:39 AM (WOlZN)

372 Well, my counterparts decided to go non-responsive, so I guess we're testing it live when the users come in.
Goodnight, Horde!  Or good morning by now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

Slav Customer Service alvays perfekt!

Posted by: Komrad Miklos, responsible for New Agricultural Programme at April 12, 2021 04:40 AM (QzkSJ)

373 When we moved in my dad and I redid quite a bit of the stairwell walls. Someone before us did a lot of damage.  Lol this place was a serious disaster!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:40 AM (WOlZN)

374  Forgot about Cheap Ttick!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:24 AM (WOlZN)

If you listen to the radio, so did they..1 song is about all they play now, Live version of 'I want you to want me'

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 12, 2021 04:44 AM (+I6Y/)

375 Peruvian blueberries

Posted by: Komrad Miklos, responsible for New Agricultural Programme at April 12, 2021 04:46 AM (QzkSJ)

376 Lol. Saw Cheap Trick at a hockey game in the early (?) 90s!  The Milwaukee Admirals.  

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:46 AM (WOlZN)

377 I'd better head out.  Never know how much work the weekend crew left for me. 
Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 12, 2021 04:48 AM (WOlZN)

378 MLii I'll bring up a scaffold or two from work, no problems. 

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2021 04:52 AM (Cxk7w)

379 Heading out too, wonder if any destruction will be in my way, as said didn't hear high winds but have a long way to go today. Have fun all.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2021 04:54 AM (Cxk7w)

380 If I can't try to make jokes involving Mayans and blueberries and the last three (3) comments, time to hit the rack

Posted by: Not Entirely Miklos at April 12, 2021 04:56 AM (QzkSJ)

381 Forgot about Cheap Ttick!

Posted by: My life is insanity 


My Freshman college roommate puked at the show. Later he said. "I saw that guy's face  and I had to blow"

Posted by: True Stories by Miklos at April 12, 2021 04:59 AM (QzkSJ)

382 Wouldn't Peru be Incan Blueberries?
Thanks for the ONT. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2021 05:11 AM (lmikk)

383 Wouldn't Peru be Incan Blueberries?
I think Ink and Blueberries is a new Ben and jerry's flavor

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 05:26 AM (1hpHR)

384
383 Wouldn't Peru be Incan Blueberries?
I think Ink and Blueberries is a new Ben and jerry's flavor

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 05:26 AM (1hpHR)


Funny you should mention Ben and Jerry's. For whatever reason, I went looking for an ice cream flavor I had not bought in... 15(?) years. New York Super Fudge Chunk. Chocolate Ice Cream. White and dark chocolate chunks. Macadamia nuts. Excellent. And it seems to have gone the way of the Dodo. It's all cookie dough BS now, apparently. They even sell pouches of cookie dough (by Ben and Jerry's.) What the actual hell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2021 05:31 AM (lmikk)

385 They even sell pouches of cookie dough (by Ben and Jerry's.) What the actual hell?
I like cookie dough, when my wife is making cookies. Eating ice cold cookie dough is not a treat for me.

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 05:33 AM (1hpHR)

386 Sarah Hoyt's top post over at Instapundit on Normalcy Bias is a damn good one. It mirrors something I have had family arguments about for the past 10-15 years. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2021 05:34 AM (lmikk)

387
I like cookie dough, when my wife is making cookies. Eating ice cold cookie dough is not a treat for me.

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 05:33 AM (1hpHR)


Agreed. The cold mutes the flavor of cookie dough. Turns it... waxy (which is one point I will make about the cookie dough ice creams.) 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2021 05:36 AM (lmikk)

388 what fresh hell this week?

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 12, 2021 05:45 AM (iTXRQ)

389 I sure hope that volcano on St. Vincent isn't spewing out any CO2. 
Or we'll get blamed for it

Posted by: Bruce at April 12, 2021 05:45 AM (1hpHR)

390 good evening late night early morning horde. 

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 12, 2021 05:56 AM (bzrNB)

391 Nearby city cops are sued by the usual suspects for using pepper spray and tear gas on rioters last summer.  They are looking for a big paycheck and will probably get it from a broke city

Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2021 06:16 AM (c4Qmf)

392
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today. 

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2021 06:16 AM (mht8P)

393 Good morning! 

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. 

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2021 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

394

Hadrian the Seventh


I'll just say my wife is an older Christine Daaé, or Edyta KrzemieÅ„.  That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.   Safer that way. 

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2021 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

395 Has attendance at the blog suffered since the melt down?  In reluctant to engage as half of the posts fizzle and retyping is a pain

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 12, 2021 06:26 AM (bzrNB)

396 Pete Bog
This is the lowest post count I've seen for an ONT, but others may know if commenters switched to lurkers.  I am sure my Google file already has some of me pegged.  So stopping to post now is futile.  I just want to be left alone.
But their assessment of my consumer behavior is way off.   

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2021 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

397 I've had little luck in posting anything until this am.  Did someone do something?

Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2021 06:33 AM (c4Qmf)

398 mornin yall.   Perfect weather in the GDS. Cool and comfortable overnight with a forecast of sunny and a high pf 75 for the day.  I might try to sneak in a beach day.

Posted by: Big V at April 12, 2021 06:37 AM (6Pqz7)

399 Time for work preps.   A busy day, including testifying in front of the County Commissioners on a community project.    We disagree on action to be taken in this issue.  

Have a blessed day, everyone. 

Hand washing is the new head on a swivel. Because COVID-19 Wuhan has 0.02% of a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2021 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

400 Buen dia horde. Signed recall petitions for SFUSD board  

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2021 06:39 AM (EZebt)

401 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 12, 2021 06:47 AM (ju2Fy)

402 Good luck Salty

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2021 06:48 AM (EZebt)

403 I think the system might be eating posts period. I have had a few where I was sure I typed green and it still bumped me back to reentry. Also, last night in the food thread a comment showed up in my comment box. I posted it, saying it was someone else's comment but I never saw whomever really wrote it post that comment. So between the system and people's frustration, I think that is the reason for the low comment counts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 12, 2021 06:48 AM (40xRT)

404 g'mornin', rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2021 06:50 AM (DUIap)

405 I can't post from my phone at all. When I tap the 'post' button I get stuck in an infinite 'please retry the captcha' loop

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 12, 2021 06:54 AM (iTXRQ)

406 The evacuation vaccination thing bugs me. Why not take the unvaccinated all off on one ship and then quarantine the ship, if necessary? You 'might' create a fertile ground for the spread of the Chinese lung aids, but a volcanic eruption is definitely deadly. More and more, I keep thinking of a quote about someone describing why a civil war general essentially did nothing while a battle fell apart on him 'he acted like a duck that had been hit on the head.' I think the quote was from Lincoln, but the general... Meade? Hooker?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 12, 2021 06:54 AM (40xRT)

407 Morning, Horde
Oh, and 'green'

Posted by: fluffy goes retro at April 12, 2021 06:55 AM (UnQlg)

408 You get up, walk off a sore knee, fix a cup of joe and fire up the lap top.  Put on Sirius for a little background and the first thing is Gracie Slick screaming about a rabbit. 

Posted by: bill in Arkansas not gonna comply with nuttin at April 12, 2021 06:57 AM (I58tH)

409 >>> You get up, walk off a sore knee, fix a cup of joe and fire up the lap top.  Put on Sirius for a little background and the first thing is Gracie Slick screaming about a rabbit. 
Feed your head.

Posted by: fluffy goes retro at April 12, 2021 07:00 AM (UnQlg)

410 What colour is a green orange?

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 12, 2021 07:00 AM (iTXRQ)

411 Gracie Slick and Bob Dylan were at a White House event and conspired to slip Nixon some acid.  Comedy gold if that would succeed today.

Posted by: bill in Arkansas not gonna comply with nuttin at April 12, 2021 07:05 AM (I58tH)

412 I see riot season has kicked off in minnesota, will it spread?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2021 07:10 AM (gx6NG)

413 Nooooooood!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 12, 2021 07:13 AM (EjmvJ)

414 Good morning, good people.  Light rain and seasonal temps here in North Country today, after 3 glorious days.    It's about time for the State ECA and Local government to issue the burn bans in order to prevent yard cleanup and piss people off who use common sense burning shit.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 12, 2021 07:19 AM (KATBx)

415
I think the quote was from Lincoln, but the general... Meade? Hooker?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 12, 2021 06:54 AM (40xRT)

Rosecrans, at Chickamauga.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2021 07:19 AM (mht8P)

416 Being a graphic artist, green and orange equals brown.  That was my first mistake.

Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2021 07:26 AM (c4Qmf)

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