February 23, 2014
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Good day, traveling morons! Time for another thread to chat about travel and leisure.
April may be the cruelest month, but there’s little doubt that for those of us in colder climes, February is a close second. Holidays are behind us, football is long over, it’s really too cold to do much in our yards, and the kids are still in school so the parents among us are not going much of anywhere any time soon. As an added joy, the warm days that we DO get usually result in snow melt and the invariable “mud season.” (I’ve completely given up on keeping my floors clean thanks to the pitter-patter of eight collie feet!)
So today I thought IÂ’d cover some leisure activities that we CAN do during these slow months at the end of winter and beginning of Spring. This will be short because, frankly, itÂ’s a beautiful sunny day here at the Wasatch Front, so the mister and I are headed out for a drive in a little while.
Around these parts one of the big things to do is “Spring Skiing.” I myself am not a skier. I’ve downhill skied twice – the FIRST time and the LAST time. That said, I have been to quite a few ski towns thanks to going to college in the Northeast and various conferences and trips while I was doing the Science Thing. I like them as they tend to attract good restaurants, fun shops, and are absolutely gorgeous in the warmer months if you like nature, hiking and the like.
Courtesy of LuxurySkiTrips.com, hereÂ’s a list of top Western ski resorts for Spring skiing. Their list is based on the quality of snow at this time of year, rather than on the the other amenities offered. IÂ’ve been to both Alta and Snowbird (as well as Whistler), but for my sort of non-ski activities IÂ’d still prefer Park City, Utah and Steamboat Springs, Colorado.
For our one-percenter morons and moronettes, the world is your oyster (lucky devils!). Courtesy of SkyScanner.net, here are the places they say are the ten best for late season skiing, world-wide. Most of their choices are located in Europe, but two North American destinations make their list, Mammoth in California and Whistler-Blackcomb in Canada. I've been to Whistler in the Fall and it sure is gorgeous. It's also near one of my favorite cities anywhere, Vancouver, B.C.

None of the Northeastern U.S. resorts made these lists, but I assume thereÂ’s still some skiing possible in your neck of the woods. The Ski Guru Blog at the Boston Globe can help you keep apprised of the best skiing in New England.
HowÂ’s the skiing at these places? Which do you like the best?
Another fun thing to do at this time of year is heading down to New Orleans, where Mardi Gras is a couple of weeks away. Carnival season kicked off last month on KingÂ’s Day (the Feast of the Epiphany) and concludes with Fat Tuesday. IÂ’ve been to New Orleans in early January, but it was for a conference so I did not get a chance to enjoy any of the Carnival activities. Have any of you been? What did you think?
New Orleans locals may be sick of all the hoo-hah associated with Mardi Gras. Have no fear! ThereÂ’s a special guide to local getaways for you Mardi Gras haters, courtesy of The Times-Picayune.
My favorite warm-weather destinations at this time of year are Hawaii and Arizona. I plugged Spring Training last weekend, but IÂ’ll do so again. East Coast morons can head down to Florida, while those of us in the Western US may prefer catching the Cactus League in Arizona. Our very own moronette, phoenixgal, can give you plenty of great tips about Cactus League baseball.
**EGADS! That link has Governor Tangerine in it. Sorry about that! Here's the current Grapefruit League page.**
OK, so weÂ’ve sampled things from the East Coast to the South to the Western US, what about activities for you Midwesterners? Well, you guys get stuck with ice fishing! And drinking. Heavy drinking! This article from the Post-Tribune provides a round-up of some of the fishing (and hunting) activities going on right now in and around Midwestern lakes.
Speaking of fishing, from our friends Down Under, hereÂ’s a fishing segment that went horribly awry:
As the newsreader said, “Awkward.”
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, morons. And let's hope that Spring comes soon!
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Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2014 09:34 AM (At8tV)
Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2014 09:35 AM (zDsvJ)
Mrs VIA has hawaii on the bucket list.
Might need to check MAC Space-A.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2014 09:36 AM (NHZpR)
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2014 09:37 AM (/lFpF)
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Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2014 09:41 AM (/lFpF)
Posted by: Asking For A Friend at February 23, 2014 09:42 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2014 09:43 AM (At8tV)
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Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2014 09:46 AM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 23, 2014 09:46 AM (hq5sb)
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2014 09:46 AM (/lFpF)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2014 09:47 AM (dI3j3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2014 09:47 AM (JARqP)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 23, 2014 09:47 AM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 23, 2014 09:49 AM (WtVhX)
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2014 09:49 AM (At8tV)
Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2014 09:49 AM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 23, 2014 09:49 AM (O2oFF)
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Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2014 09:50 AM (/lFpF)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 23, 2014 09:50 AM (mt799)
Send your MiL in your place?
Last time I was there on the ship, after the first day, no-one wanted to go on liberty.
Engineers saying "No thanks, I can catch up on sleep" is a real warning sign.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2014 09:52 AM (NHZpR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 23, 2014 09:52 AM (JARqP)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 23, 2014 09:53 AM (O2oFF)
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Posted by: navycopjoe at February 23, 2014 09:55 AM (At8tV)
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No kidding.
hic
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Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 23, 2014 09:57 AM (mt799)
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Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at February 23, 2014 10:01 AM (bCEmE)
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Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2014 10:04 AM (/lFpF)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2014 10:09 AM (g1DWB)
... I can see it now .. political candidates, sounding more like TV preachers, proclaiming the climate catastrophes that could be linked to his/her/it's opponent.
Posted by: Michael Womann at February 23, 2014 10:11 AM (e8kgV)
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Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2014 10:12 AM (zDsvJ)
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Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2014 10:29 AM (zDsvJ)
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Posted by: The Hickster at February 23, 2014 10:34 AM (TI3xG)
Posted by: Carol at February 23, 2014 10:34 AM (z4WKX)
There's your man poetry right there.
Posted by: Dang at February 23, 2014 10:48 AM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Carol at February 23, 2014 10:48 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2014 02:29 PM (6CAnU)
How do they taste?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2014 10:50 AM (QFxY5)
My late wife's Border Collie is mine and he turned 7 last fall/winter. Once the fastest dog I have ever seen, he's slowing down some. Hate to see it, but that's how it is.
My travels are pretty short nowadays. To the foot of the Causeway. ( Yes, we cap all notable landmarks here. Like the Village, the Pier, etc.... ) To the Island but not recently- kind of lost touch with The Cute Cat Lady.
Across the street to Southside Baptist. Yet another widow keep asking me to go with her to church there and I'm glad to oblige.
One trip I keep meaning to make and putting off it to Blue Fin Tattoos here. I have a design from chopper ridin' days I want put on my left shoulder.
A circle with a Cross of Iron laid on its side. Over that? A heart-- with wings. I call it "fireheart...."
Posted by: backhoe at February 23, 2014 10:51 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Pisco Kid at February 23, 2014 10:53 AM (EGv9f)
Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2014 10:58 AM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2014 11:00 AM (zDsvJ)
At the end of one of the heavy winters of the early 1980s, Heavenly Valley closed in July...maybe on independence Day. Tickets were $4, and they had a barbecue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 23, 2014 11:00 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2014 11:02 AM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: Vendette at February 23, 2014 11:05 AM (MpP9p)
which contains the suggestion that icicles could be used to stab "climate change deniers" in the heart.
Note to Governor Cuomo .. must register all icicles with the state, must have serial numbers on all icicles, and outlaw icicles with a more than 7 stab capacity.
Unreal.
Posted by: Jill Abramson at February 23, 2014 11:06 AM (e8kgV)
You can see it now because... you LITERALLY can see it now on MSNBC.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 23, 2014 11:08 AM (WtVhX)
Jill, is that real?. Is the NYT actually advocating (even jokingly) the MURDER of those who don't believe in the AGW scheme? This reminds me of that video where liberals just push a button to blow up people who annoy them by questioning them. Those assholes were forced to grovel. May the same happen to the Old Gray Bitch.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 23, 2014 11:11 AM (WtVhX)
Al Gore on his traveling Revival meeting preaching brimstone and hellfire. Repent and pay more taxes.
http://tinyurl.com/oo9tjel
Posted by: The Hickster at February 23, 2014 11:16 AM (TI3xG)
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Posted by: Carol at February 23, 2014 11:44 AM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Carol at February 23, 2014 11:47 AM (z4WKX)
Where have you been all week in the early morning threads? Someone said you had jury duty.
I, and many others, missed you.
Posted by: Carol at February 23, 2014 03:44 PM (z4WKX)
Jury duty is next month. I have been partying with neighbors.
Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 23, 2014 11:51 AM (T2V/1)
Y-Not?
Mine's named Cole, I call him Cole-boy. He's sweet as a kitten and loves everybody, especially the women. That said, Border Collies' legendary intelligence seems to have escaped him- but he's a good guy.
Posted by: backhoe at February 23, 2014 11:53 AM (ULH4o)
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2014 09:34 AM (NHZpR)