January 09, 2014

Ta-Nehisi Coates: Melissa Harris Perry Is The Country's Foremost Public Intellectual, And If You Disagree, You're Racist
— Ace

Melissa Harris Perry Tampon Earrings_0.jpg
Melissa Harris-Perry, wearing tampon earrings,
re-enacting a famous moment from a William F. Buckley Jr. debate in 1969

Yup.

That's what he says. And he says if you can't see that -- if you disagree with this uproarious claim -- you're racist.

Liberal in good standing -- but white liberal in good standing -- Dylan Byers questioned this, um, debatable claim, and for that Coates called him racist, or, at least, blinded by white skin privilege.

Which is just This Year's Model of saying "racist."

Coates couldnÂ’t even concede that it might be debatable, or try to genuinely defend his position. He chooses to comprehend all things through one prism. Byers must be a racist. Perhaps a latent one; perhaps itÂ’s his obliviousness rather than his intention. No matter. Coates goes on to lament, ironically, that others do not have a wider appreciation for what goes on in the world around them. While wagging his rhetorical finger at Byers, he explains his own worldview quite well:

Â…the privilege of being oblivious to questions of never having to grapple with the everywhere; the right of false naming; the right to claim that the lakes, trees, and mountains of our world do not exist; the right to insult our intelligence with your ignorance.

Then again, that might be a charitable take. It’s more likely that Coates is aware of what he’s doing. Why else does he move goalposts in the piece — content, by the end, to argue that Melissa Harris-Perry is merely a shunned black intellectual?

Now, if Ms. Harris-Perry is such big intellectual shakes, surely Mr. Coates must have frequently referenced her important academic work before she joined MSNBC as a TV Clown.

Now, I hadnÂ’t heard of Harris-Perry before she was on TV. That means nothing. Apparently I have genetic and pigmentary disposition towards obliviousness. So I turn to a specialist: Coates. As far as I can tell (via Google) he didnÂ’t see fit to mention the AmericaÂ’s foremost intellectual until she was on television. Maybe I missed something. I scanned an array of liberal publications. Other than The Nation, where she writes, Harris-Perry was barely mentioned anywhere until she was on television. In these liberal publications, she is never (as far as I could tell) referred to as a leading intellectual, much less a foremost intellectual. ThatÂ’s certainly no way to treat the sharpest interlocutors of this historic era.

In fact, using CoatesÂ’ criteria Rachel Maddow has a far stronger claim to the throne of foremost intellectual. And if you disagree, youÂ’re a homophobe.

Speaking of actually important public intellectuals (who happen to be black): Thomas Sowell is an intellectual in a real discipline, not a faked up "here's a new way to say racist or sexist this month" "studies" sort of field.

And he's got a column about Bill DeBlasio's Marxism.

Posted by: Ace at 02:11 PM | Comments (471)
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1 I have been waiting 24 hrs for this.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 02:13 PM (EE7M7)

2 Wait.  She's black?  Or what?

I thought MSNBC's policy was to prohibit the hiring of non-white people in visible positions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2014 02:13 PM (8ZskC)

3

Have You Ever Heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?  Morons!

Posted by: dan-O at January 09, 2014 02:14 PM (D0bIN)

4 Erst?

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 02:14 PM (QupBk)

5 Of course not, stopped to read the post.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 02:14 PM (QupBk)

6

This seems to go well with the always ignorant Sheila Jackson Lee who is proposing the the name "Welfare" be changed to "Transitional Living Fund".

 

Marxist always work on changing the language to warp society to their ideas.

 

 

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2014 02:16 PM (G+Wff)

7 She's kind of cute though,I'd bang her.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2014 02:16 PM (zqvg6)

8 >>privilege Is this word just a way of saying "I have it harder than you but I have no proof whatsoever so I'm just going to claim you have it better by definition"?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2014 02:17 PM (SUKHu)

9 In Peruvia, Ta-Nahisi is a chant used by the shaman to summon the ancient leprechaun god of oat-based cereals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2014 02:17 PM (8ZskC)

10 This seems to go well with the always ignorant Sheila Jackson Lee who is proposing the the name "Welfare" be changed to "Transitional Living Fund". I've always considered it the Nice Downtown ya got here, shame were something to happen to it Fund.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 02:17 PM (QupBk)

11 I wonder what that racist Larry Elder has to say... oh, whait, no I don't --


>>>Larry Elder         @larryelder

Of all the MSNB-HEE HAW hosts, MH-P has been called 'America's foremost public intellectual.'" And of the 3 Stooges, Moe was the sharpest.<<<

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 09, 2014 02:17 PM (DCXZR)

12 All my foremost intellectuals wear tampon earrings, or they wear nothing at all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 02:17 PM (HsTG8)

13 I'd bang her. Need to see the ass first.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 02:18 PM (QupBk)

14 Notice how it's always women whom WFB made weep?

Posted by: Emote in 'er eye at January 09, 2014 02:18 PM (R6JT1)

15
Ta-Nehisi Coates father William Paul Coates was a former Black Panther and a stay-at-home dad.



Wasn't that an episode of "A Different World"?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 02:18 PM (kdS6q)

16 Personally, I thought she was too stupid to live. But that's just me.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at January 09, 2014 02:18 PM (l2max)

17 Perhaps Melissa Harris-Perry should date the dope wearing the collander. They could have deep, intellectual discussions about racism and the stupidity of religious belief,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2014 02:18 PM (7kkQJ)

18 Wouldn't you like to have seen Breitbart in one of her classes at Tulane? -his alma mater, her employer-HA!

Posted by: Madamex at January 09, 2014 02:19 PM (h4eVE)

19 MSNB-HEE-HAW... live it, Mr. Elder! Gloom, despair and agony on me...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 02:19 PM (HsTG8)

20 Yes, she's brilliant and funny in a totally non-white kind of way that only women of color can pull off rather than dull and pedantic and incapable of original thought like us honkies.

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2014 02:19 PM (bAGA/)

21 Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams: two Blacks with more intellect in their pinky fingers than Harry-Penis.

Posted by: logprof, 'Nole Fan at January 09, 2014 02:20 PM (X3GkB)

22 RINO "dog whistle" extraordinaire: Ace just made an Elvis Costello reference.

The hack.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 02:20 PM (ewYO6)

23 Leading Progressive intellectual: Melissa Harris Perry

Leading Conservative intellectual: Thomas Sowell

Game.  Set.  And match.

Posted by: PhillyRunner at January 09, 2014 02:21 PM (gw0+i)

24 I'd bang her.

Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2014 06:16 PM (zqvg6)

If those are real dreadlocks, and she isn't incredibly fastidious, they will exude an aroma that is not conducive to erections.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2014 02:21 PM (QFxY5)

25 White privilege means you only achieved that because you are white Which is racist

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2014 02:22 PM (4WxQ9)

26 Insecurity ain't just a river in Egypt, eh Dr. Coates Esq. M.D. MFL ?


Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 02:22 PM (tlwVg)

27 Remember the good old days when people hid their feminine hygiene products.

Posted by: Madamex at January 09, 2014 02:22 PM (h4eVE)

28
Coates attended Baltimore Polytechnic Institute, and Howard University but dropped out

Coates is the 2012-13 MLK visiting professor for writing at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology




Modern college, ladies and gentlemen.  Where you have more education than your teacher.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 02:22 PM (kdS6q)

29 Goggle image search is no help with the buttocks view, so I'm guessing stout.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 02:22 PM (QupBk)

30 Look at that cranium! What more evidence do you require of her smartitude?

Posted by: '50s Sci Fi at January 09, 2014 02:23 PM (R6JT1)

31 most of the people at the atlantic are dumb as bricks, remember andrew sullivan was from there

Posted by: MJH at January 09, 2014 02:23 PM (CrYUO)

32 "I'd bang her." She's got my blood moving like tar through a diatom filter.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:24 PM (1Y+hH)

33 Wow. A black man with a retarded, pretentious, made up, quasi-African first name combined with an absolutely pedestrian English last name assumes anyone who criticizes a fellow black is a racist. This shit is totally coming out of the blue. Next, you'll be telling us Rock Hudson was a fag.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 02:24 PM (E+teJ)

34 proggtards own trickle down economics >Why would anyone advocate that we "give(taxes)" something to A(gov't) in hopes that it would trickle down to B?<

Posted by: newrouter at January 09, 2014 02:24 PM (dsgCY)

35 Perhaps Melissa Harris-Perry should date the dope wearing the collander. They could have deep, intellectual discussions about racism and the stupidity of religious belief, Posted by: Fenelon --------- I think you are on to something there. I would pay a lot to see a campaign poster of the pair, wearing their accoutrements.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:25 PM (aDwsi)

36 How about Thomas Sowell? Or are you a racist?

Posted by: --- at January 09, 2014 02:25 PM (MMC8r)

37 One of these days a white guest --maybe even a white liberal--one of these panel shows is going to respond to a racist like Perry, Coates or Toure by  standing up, pointing  their finger in their face and saying , " Bullshit! And you are stupid!" or something like that. That's what it's going to take to break the spell....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 09, 2014 02:25 PM (Usdw3)

38 so I'm guessing stout.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 06:22 PM (QupBk)

Bing Images confirms your suspicion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2014 02:26 PM (QFxY5)

39 Apparently I have genetic and pigmentary disposition towards obliviousness. OK, one more time.... Apparently I have genetic and pigmentary disposition towards obliviousness. Ummm...again? Apparently I have genetic and pigmentary disposition towards obliviousness. Yer fuckin' kiddin' me.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 09, 2014 02:26 PM (F8qJm)

40 You wanted the Hope diamond You would accept a pearl necklace You'll get tampon earrings

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 02:26 PM (g4TxM)

41 I saw the name Ta-Nehisi Coates and I instantly thought it was an snarky anagram for Teh Goatse.

Posted by: jakeman at January 09, 2014 02:27 PM (vH4YP)

42 >>>If those are real dreadlocks, and she isn't incredibly fastidious, they will exude an aroma that is not conducive to erections.

Those aren't dreads, they're cornrows.  Much easier to keep clean and fresh, from who has dated an AA who sported them, and thus learned comical levels of detail about black female haircare.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 02:27 PM (ewYO6)

43

Don't look back...to when things were better.

Posted by: LEAN FORWARD at January 09, 2014 02:27 PM (1ScqE)

44 Coates attended Baltimore Polytechnic Institute, and Howard University but dropped out Coates is the 2012-13 MLK visiting professor for writing at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology --------------------- You couldn't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:27 PM (aDwsi)

45 23 Leading Progressive intellectual: Melissa Harris Perry Leading Conservative intellectual: Thomas Sowell Game. Set. And match. Posted by: PhillyRunner at January 09, 2014 06:21 PM (gw0+i) Bambi vs. Godzilla.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 09, 2014 02:28 PM (F8qJm)

46 'Ta-Nehisi Coates' Is that a type of clothing? Like a Mao Tse-tung jacket, or a B Frank diaper?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 09, 2014 02:28 PM (vHRtU)

47 Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 06:27 PM (ewYO6) Congrats Jeff B.! Also, did you ever finish the multi-part story?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 09, 2014 02:28 PM (bCEmE)

48 A river in France is a fleuve.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at January 09, 2014 02:28 PM (+w1hQ)

49 Who the fuck is Tonsilitis Coates?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 09, 2014 02:29 PM (Y92Nd)

50 Ta-Nehisi Coates is an anagram for "Goat shit." Or something.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at January 09, 2014 02:29 PM (Usdw3)

51 Wow, a PhD in Poli-Sci.  Move over Richard Feynman.

All we have in my family is engineering, computer science, chemistry, biology, and math degrees. 

How soon before she assumes the form of pure energy and sheds her corporeal body?

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 02:29 PM (6iEQd)

52 His best pickup line? "Hello, I'm Ta-Nehisi Coates, but you can call me "Ta", baby!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 02:30 PM (HsTG8)

53 Of course, saying some dumb shit is just a way for Grape-Nehi to raise his OWN profile.

Posted by: --- at January 09, 2014 02:30 PM (MMC8r)

54 I wouldn't even hate-fuck her brown starfish. Just lookin at her says walking STD factory...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 09, 2014 02:30 PM (vHRtU)

55 Television personality raised by white upper class Mormon family deemed preeminent intellectual? Wait till Occupy and the rest of the 99% get wind of this latest insult by The Man.

Posted by: Xander Crews at January 09, 2014 02:30 PM (z2IAW)

56 >>>Apparently I have genetic and pigmentary disposition towards obliviousness.
OK, one more time....

Apparently I have genetic and pigmentary disposition towards obliviousness.
Ummm...again?

Apparently I have genetic and pigmentary disposition towards obliviousness.
Yer fuckin' kiddin' me.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at January 09, 2014 06:26 PM (F8qJm)<<<



Pigmentally Challenged?

Posted by: Hate Miser at January 09, 2014 02:30 PM (DCXZR)

57 How soon before she assumes the form of pure energy and sheds her corporeal body? Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 06:29 PM (6iEQd) ---------------------------------- Ok, that was snort out loud funny.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 02:30 PM (E+teJ)

58 "Melissa Harris- Perry i would be even more intellectual if she wore maxi pads dangling from her ears while she's dressed in vagina costume and is giving thoughtful political commentary on MSNBC." Ta-Nehisi Coates

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2014 02:30 PM (7kkQJ)

59
Some years ago I decided to learn French. It turns out that means more than talking to people, reading books or watching movies. It means understanding the difference between a definite and an indefinite article, the deeper meaning behind "Prêt A Manger" or "Le Pain Quotidien"....

Ta-Nehisi Coates
www.theatlantic.com/ta-nehisi-coates



"OK, so we have this radical black activist and a conservative blogger both learning French.  So they form a study group with a hot blond and a chubby cute brunette..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 02:31 PM (kdS6q)

60 How soon before she assumes the form of pure energy and sheds her corporeal body? For some reason this made me burst out laughing.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 02:31 PM (QupBk)

61 I'm white.

Have a couple dollars.

I'll quote the famous Latin words:  "Moron Labia."

it's a party

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 02:31 PM (x3YFz)

62 "Ta-Nehisi is an Egyptian name for ancient Nubia". 

and,

"The etymology of the name Nubia is uncertain, but some researchers believe it is derived from the Ancient Egyptian nbu, meaning gold, referring to the gold mines for which Nubia was famous. The name does not appear in Ancient Egyptian texts. They refer to Nubia generally as Ta-Seti, meaning "Land of the Bow", a clear reference to the weapon favoured by the Nubians."



So, his name is really "Gold Coates" and he is an aficionado of the longbow. 

HOW DARE YOU ARGUE WITH THESE CREDENTIALS!!!!  FINALLY, SIR, DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME? 

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2014 02:31 PM (TM1p8)

63 Now I miss Christopher Hitchens.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 09, 2014 02:31 PM (Y92Nd)

64 She'll do anything to offend conservatives.

How do I offend liberals?

Get married,  have kids,  remain faithful to my wife,  get a job that pays well,  don't do drugs,  pay my own bills,  don't suck cocks,  vote for conservatives,  go to church...

Posted by: Dang at January 09, 2014 02:31 PM (MNq6o)

65 If Melissa Harris-Perry is an intellectual, much less the nation's leading public intellectual, you can butter me up and call me a biscuit. I must have confused her with some other silly twit. Maybe a silly twit called Ta Nehesi doofus or something like that.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 09, 2014 02:31 PM (VAche)

66 Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 06:27 PM (ewYO6)

I stand corrected on the nomenclature, but the point stands.

I had to train a woman with cornrows on a software package.

She wasn't bright. It took two weeks, and I simply could not stand the smell of her hair.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2014 02:31 PM (QFxY5)

67 Dang, that's easy, which ain't a bad thing.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 09, 2014 02:32 PM (Y92Nd)

68 I guess this is not the appropriate thread to discuss Banana Man in the sidebar....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 09, 2014 02:33 PM (l3vZN)

69 If we were smart we'd employ a "Let's you and him fight" strategy to turn blacks against white liberals. It would be popcorn worthy. That's a nice photo of Melissa despite the stupid tampon earrings. She's actually an attractive lady. Then she opens here mouth and the ugly just pours out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 02:33 PM (oFCZn)

70 What's a Ta Nehisi Coates, and why would we listen to it regarding anything?

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at January 09, 2014 02:33 PM (zxrQh)

71 They've bandied about the racism charge so carelessly that I no longer care if I'm called a racist. I no longer care.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 02:33 PM (DmNpO)

72
Ta-Nehisi Coates is an anagram for "Goat shit." Or something.
Posted by: JoeyBagels



"TaNehisiCoates" anagrams to "Ace hesitations"

Whoa.  Cosmic.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 02:34 PM (kdS6q)

73 I'll bet she smells like a Santa Barbra mackerel factory...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 09, 2014 02:34 PM (vHRtU)

74 The only person I want to see with cornrows in Bo Derek and the year has to be 1979.

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 02:35 PM (6iEQd)

75 "Melissa Harris- Perry would be even more of a foremost public intellectual if she wore maxi pads dangling from her ears while she's dressed in a vagina costume, and is giving thoughtful political commentary on MSNBC." Ta-Nehisi Coates

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2014 02:35 PM (7kkQJ)

76 You wanted the Hope diamond You would accept a pearl necklace You'll get tampon earrings That's ludicrous. Dudes give pearl necklaces for free; some even pay the chick to take it.

Posted by: Elliot Spritzer at January 09, 2014 02:35 PM (bUmSq)

77 Quick Bing search turns up this: ---- In Fall 2013, Professor Harris-Perry is teaching the following course: POLA 4010: Hip-Hop & Feminism This course seeks to address, analyze, explore and contest the political aspects of hip-hop music and culture through a close examination of feminism. This course is an analytic space for debate and discussion about the impact of hip-hop culture on the sexual, gender and political understandings of Americans and others around the world. Tulane students can register online at Tulane.edu. ---------------- Ah, yes. An intellectual giant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:35 PM (aDwsi)

78 You're not being fair.

Einstein used to wear tampon earrings all the time and he was a genius.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 09, 2014 02:35 PM (Q4mug)

79 Bandicoot is a cool name.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 02:35 PM (QupBk)

80 I tried to warn these MSNBC bitches about synchronized earlobes, but they couldn't resist my charms.

Posted by: Marty Bashir at January 09, 2014 02:35 PM (TKFmG)

81 I'd like to get me some of that Oprah Privilege. That's shit's gold.

Posted by: --- at January 09, 2014 02:36 PM (MMC8r)

82 "Some years ago I decided to learn French. It turns out that means more than talking to people, reading books or watching movies. It means understanding the difference between a definite and an indefinite article, the deeper meaning behind "Prêt A Manger" or "Le Pain Quotidien"" ...seriously??? It takes an adult man this long to settle into basic facts of intercultural exchange that are obvious to any intelligent undergrad on study abroad? And this is from a guy who pretends to speak authoritatively on deep cultural matters such as race and identity? Gimme a fuckin' break--this is amateur hour.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 09, 2014 02:36 PM (Y5I9o)

83 yes, very good.

Posted by: tobias smoot-bandicoot at January 09, 2014 02:36 PM (QupBk)

84 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Crystal Ball at January 09, 2014 02:36 PM (l3vZN)

85 I no longer care. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Yes. You just want to say, "Fine, what else you got?"

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:36 PM (1Y+hH)

86 He just wants to fuck her

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2014 02:36 PM (4WxQ9)

87 I'll tell you, I wouldn't mind taking a dump in her mouth.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 09, 2014 02:36 PM (EE7M7)

88 Ta-Nehisi is 78 points in Scrabble. So much for white privilege.

Posted by: --- at January 09, 2014 02:37 PM (MMC8r)

89 Ta-Nehisi is 78 points in Scrabble. So much for white privilege. I'm choking here.

Posted by: tobias smoot-bandicoot at January 09, 2014 02:37 PM (QupBk)

90 77 Quick Bing search turns up this:
----
In Fall 2013, Professor Harris-Perry is teaching the following course:

POLA 4010: Hip-Hop & Feminism

----------------

Ah, yes. An intellectual giant.

___

20 years ago I'd have laughed at the absurdity of it.  Now I laugh maniacally.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 02:37 PM (x3YFz)

91 The first time I followed a link to his blog from Megan McArdle's Atlantic blog? I saw nothing but "Open Thread" and "Sunday NFL Thread." Very little of his own writing. The only time in my life I wished I was black was that day.

Posted by: Oschisms at January 09, 2014 02:38 PM (+w1hQ)

92 POLA 4010: Hip-Hop & Feminism Have you read her paper on 'Dropping it Like It's Hot'? Groundbreaking stuff.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 02:38 PM (EE7M7)

93 POLA 4010: Hip-Hop & Feminism Hey, that's a course that could really jumpstarts a girl's go-go dancing career!

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:38 PM (1Y+hH)

94 White man done killed off the greatest black intellectual to ever live: Trayvon. MHP is all them poor folk gots left and y'all gonna try and take her down too. Shame on you.

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 09, 2014 02:39 PM (XvrTA)

95
Einstein used to wear tampon earrings all the time and he was a genius.

Posted by: Hepcat


To Be Fair™ , he only wore those to demonstrate centripetal force.


™All Rights Reserved. Poppin' Fresh LLC. A Division of Velvet Gloved Handwringers Inc.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 02:39 PM (tlwVg)

96 ...seriously??? It takes an adult man this long to settle into basic facts of intercultural exchange that are obvious to any intelligent undergrad on study abroad? And this is from a guy who pretends to speak authoritatively on deep cultural matters such as race and identity? Gimme a fuckin' break--this is amateur hour.

***
 All card-carrying Leftists are required to rub one out to French culture in the public square at least once every year to maintain their membership number.

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 02:39 PM (6iEQd)

97 And, Ace, seriously... you couldn't have placed a better photo at the top of this post. Perfection.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 02:39 PM (DmNpO)

98 Wow. That was quick. I knew Coates' first piece defending MHP was a warning to leave her alone; I thought it would take longer for any criticism of MHP to be considered racist.

Posted by: Hawk at January 09, 2014 02:39 PM (2dYnc)

99 You know.  Now that I think about it, I might be a racist.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (DV/pZ)

100 She's a clean, articulate Negro, but you know, sometimes her hair smells

Posted by: Joe Biden, sooper smaht guy at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (+1T7c)

101 Dispatch : "Immediate response to location Tangonine. Roll the Cookie Truck, alert darters and net handlers."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (aDwsi)

102 Ta-Nehisi's cousin is named Ta-da?

Dinsdale!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (+Ifkm)

103 No, the question is if she was not a black female, you would be making the unjustified claim of her intellectual capacity... I am not the Racist.... you are...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (lZBBB)

104 And, Ace, seriously... you couldn't have placed a better photo at the top of this post. That's one heck of a forehead.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 09, 2014 02:41 PM (QupBk)

105 Missing the obvious, folks. Ta-Sneezy wants to get in her pants.

Posted by: Vixen at January 09, 2014 02:41 PM (w/r78)

106 >>>She wasn't bright. It took two weeks, and I simply could not stand the smell of her hair.

As with most things in this area, it's a class/culture issue, not a racial one.  A woman who cares deeply about public appearance and professional comportment will take care of these sorts of things regardless of hairstyle.  Without a doubt, black women have a more burdensome time dealing with their hair than your average filthy Scandi. (Middle Eastern/Jewish women have similar issues, it's really just about straight v. curly/kinky hair, and I recommend you speak to any woman with naturally curly/kinky hair about how much of a PITA their haircare is if you doubt me.)  Some hairstyles create more burdens than others: an Afro is easier to deal with than cornrows or dreads, for obvious reasons. 

Me?  I have hair so fine that my fiancee has laughingly (but also disturbingly!) referred to it as "doll hair."  Every morning when I wake up it's been molded into a new, embarrassing shape.  Guess it's that RINO Celtic-Slavic heritage of mine.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 02:41 PM (ewYO6)

107 I might be a racist. Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 06:40 PM (DV/p If you've ever laughed at a girl for wearing a tube top to a wedding... ...you might be a racist.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:41 PM (1Y+hH)

108 That brow ridge is breathtaking.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 02:42 PM (EE7M7)

109 I feel the call to change my name... to something faux pretentious that speaks to who I am... I shall call myself, "Coatimundi El-Maroon"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 02:42 PM (HsTG8)

110 >>>That brow ridge is breathtaking.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 06:42 PM (EE7M7)<<<


*glares with resting bitch face*

Posted by: M'chelle at January 09, 2014 02:43 PM (DCXZR)

111 Einstein used to wear tampon earrings all the time and he was a genius. Posted by: Hepcat that aint nothing.... you shoulda seen what we made Stephen Hawkings wear....

Posted by: The Cambridge Boys at January 09, 2014 02:43 PM (lZBBB)

112 This post should have been accompanied by a cat video for gravitas purposes.

Posted by: MTF at January 09, 2014 02:43 PM (SmPBN)

113 Well ok, then. Put me down as a racist. Cause I effing disagree with just about the whole ball of wax. Or jericurl, or whatever.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 09, 2014 02:44 PM (OONaw)

114 Ta-Nehisi Coates is the biggest dumbass in America.


And if you disagree, you're racist.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 09, 2014 02:44 PM (HRp/k)

115 that aint nothing.... you shoulda seen what we made Stephen Hawkings wear.... Every Christmas, he's our tree.

Posted by: The Undergrads at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (MMC8r)

116 Tango - Did you ever see my post from the Anthropology Dept at UNC-A? It's a real knee-slapper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (aDwsi)

117 "POLA 4010: Hip-Hop & Feminism" See, bitches and hos be bitches and hos. But, you racist ignorant fucks be warring on 'em. WTF? Just treat 'em like bitches and hos, and it's all good.

Posted by: Kanye West, Musical Genius at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (bUmSq)

118 "This post should have been accompanied by a cat video for gravitas purposes." A Flaming Tampon would have been a nice touch.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (1Y+hH)

119 That brow ridge is breathtaking. *** That's a result of her extraordinarily large brain outgrowing her skull.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (DmNpO)

120 Christopher Hitchens would have called B.S. a long time ago.

Posted by: teh Wind at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (b+5vQ)

121 There's an old saying that goes, "If you look around and realize that everyone around you is an a$$hole... the problem isn't with everyone around you."

If all you see is racists, then your problem simply becomes obvious to everyone else.

Posted by: Sarge at January 09, 2014 02:46 PM (We5IL)

122 That brow ridge is breathtaking. K'plagh!

Posted by: Worf at January 09, 2014 02:46 PM (MMC8r)

123 105 Missing the obvious, folks.

Ta-Sneezy wants to get in her pants.

Posted by: Vixen at January 09, 2014 06:41 PM (w/r7

why?  Dear God, why!?

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 02:47 PM (x3YFz)

124 I shall call myself, "Coatimundi El-Maroon"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at January 09, 2014 06:42 PM (HsTG

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

Heh.  And I shall call myself  Balu Benprada.  Maybe I'm not racist.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 02:47 PM (DV/pZ)

125 Thomas Sowell Condeleeza Rice Walter Williams Shelby Steele Without trying to hard, these names come to mind. Melissa Harris-Perry teaches at Tulane. Tulane is a fine school, I'm sure. But ....not Ivy League, or a major private university like Stanford, or Northwestern, or Duke, or Vanderbilt. But Tulane. What she does is publicly enunciate the Marxist line on a cable network TV show. And yes, Ta-Nehisi Coates was to bang her. What a world we live in.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 09, 2014 02:47 PM (+1T7c)

126 Resting bitch face: both real and invariably fatal!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 02:47 PM (HsTG8)

127 The best story of the day:

 
The first big-name Republican to attack Christie over Bridgegate is Â… Lindsey Graham?

* * *
What a surprise. No honor among RINOs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 02:48 PM (tlwVg)

128 Lemme guess, MH-P was the inspiration for Johnny Depp's makeup as Tonto...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 02:48 PM (HsTG8)

129 "why? Dear God, why!?" Some questions should never be asked; that one should never be answered. For the sake of the children.

Posted by: Vixen at January 09, 2014 02:49 PM (w/r78)

130 Of course anyone who laughs at her earrings is racist. It is just not acceptable to enjoy a menstrual show.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 02:49 PM (g4TxM)

131 I must have missed this moment of intellectualism ...What sort of juvenile point was she trying to make by wearing tampon earrings?

Posted by: Lobsterlen at January 09, 2014 02:49 PM (ztKLQ)

132 The Shame of Dy-no-mite!: Black Minstrelsy and the Denigration of the Black Race in 1970s Television By Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 02:50 PM (oFCZn)

133 I have a perfect accessory to go along with those tampax on her ears. It's something for her chin...




http://tinyurl.com/o9wcbws




What did you think I meant? Pervs.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 02:50 PM (yh0zB)

134 Seamus - Pun du jour!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:50 PM (aDwsi)

135 So much for white privilege. Posted by: --- at January 09, 2014 06:37 PM (MMC8r) You know.... I keep waiting for this White Male Privilege I keep hearing about... My life certainly does not reflect it... Especially as when I was in the Navy, promotion boards had three stacks of records... Ethnic Minorities, Women, then the rest of us (ie white guys). Had a Woman who worked for me... of equal rank to me... get promoted above me... even though I scored higher on the rating exam, AND had a MUCH better record, including combat action... Made a Point of going to her Advancement ceremony, with Full Medals on..... But then, I keep looking for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy too... so I can join....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2014 02:50 PM (lZBBB)

136 Seamus, don't wave the bloody earring!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 09, 2014 02:50 PM (+1T7c)

137 ...and why are all the Tampons white!?

Posted by: Conspiracy Brother at January 09, 2014 02:50 PM (EE7M7)

138 GGE - You back in God's country? I think Carney could use that hat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:51 PM (aDwsi)

139 Lindsey doesn't care about Christie, he just needs a little A. T.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:51 PM (1Y+hH)

140 Esther Rolle: Black Goddess or Aunt Jemima? By Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 02:52 PM (oFCZn)

141 Nah. That ain't a giant head. Check me out!

Posted by: Peyton Manning- I have a giant head, because I'm really smart at January 09, 2014 02:52 PM (g4TxM)

142  Of course anyone who laughs at her earrings is racist. It is just not acceptable to enjoy a menstrual show.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 06:49 PM (g4TxM)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

*golf  clap*

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 02:52 PM (DV/pZ)

143 When I look for logical, reasoned intellectual analysis and discussion delivered with a down-home manner and common sense clarity...

I tune in to Mewissa Hawiss-Pewwy and her tampon ear rings....

because "rayciss"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:52 PM (TE35l)

144 130 Of course anyone who laughs at her earrings is racist. It is just not acceptable to enjoy a menstrual show. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 06:49 PM (g4TxM) But hmmm.... What do you think would be the reaction of the Redhead Girlfriend.... if next time it was that time of the month.... I suggested she wear earings like that??? Just to be supportive of course...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2014 02:52 PM (lZBBB)

145 .and why are all the Tampons white!? To prove they are new.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:52 PM (1Y+hH)

146 Ta-Nehisi?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2014 02:52 PM (g1DWB)

147

These are the nazis/fascists you are looking for.

 

No hard feelings Ace, but on the Ken C. issue, I posted as many facts as I could in a few recent posts on the subject.

 

Very interesting facts.  Rabid socon version (VA House) banned sodomy in public.  Enlightened liberal pro-sodomy version (VA Senate) banned sodomy in public. 

 

Hmmmm.  Ken C. voted against Senate version.  Wonder if there was something else in that Sen. bill that Think Progress isn't telling us??

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 02:52 PM (tVTLU)

148 Thankth Ta-Nehithi!!!.

Posted by: Melitha Hawwith-Pewwy at January 09, 2014 02:53 PM (wAQA5)

149 She looks soft, which is how I like my womenz.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2014 02:53 PM (DpEwG)

150 137 ...and why are all the Tampons white!?

Posted by: Conspiracy Brother at January 09, 2014 06:50 PM (EE7M7)

Heh.  Wifey is on some sort of natural kick (long story).  I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons.

Another night on the couch.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (x3YFz)

151 Ta, what made you flip like this?

Posted by: chief ryback at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (WCnJW)

152 Lindsey doesn't care about Christie, he just needs a little A. T. Posted by: Meremortal The denunciations are imperative in Soviet Republican party, or else Pravda-MSNBC or TASS-NYT will denounce you. Lindsey is a mewling quim of a Senator. What did you expect??

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (+1T7c)

153 What Chu Talkin' Bout You Rayciss: Mr. Drummond as Plantation Owner By Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (oFCZn)

154 62 "Ta-Nehisi is an Egyptian name for ancient Nubia". That's what Ma always said.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Ernie Ford at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (SpZ03)

155 But can she knit out of her vagina? That would make her a true intellectual.

Posted by: MJ at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (PRPp1)

156 I shall dub this lib-on-lib contretemps, "The War of Melissa Harris-Perry's Ear-Wear". Poets will out do Homer in their writings about it...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (HsTG8)

157 To prove they are new. Posted by: Meremortal -------------- ...and, privilege.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:55 PM (aDwsi)

158 131 I must have missed this moment of intellectualism ...What sort of juvenile point was she trying to make by wearing tampon earrings? Posted by: Lobsterlen at January 09, 2014 06:49 PM (ztKLQ) She was reporting on the story that the Texas state legislature confiscated items that couldn't be brought in during the abortion debate. So she was showing how you could bring them in without them being confiscated. Hysterically intellectual, right?!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 09, 2014 02:55 PM (bCEmE)

159 You know what accessory tampon earrings need ... the vaginal knitted scarf.

Posted by: Lobsterlen at January 09, 2014 02:55 PM (ztKLQ)

160 I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons.

Don't be silly.  You can knit your own out of cotton.  :/

Posted by: no good deed at January 09, 2014 02:55 PM (HsJeN)

161 Is that Ta-Hennessy guy as smart as Tourée?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2014 02:55 PM (V4CBV)

162 Heh. Wifey is on some sort of natural kick (long story). I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons. *And that's when the fight started*

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:55 PM (1Y+hH)

163 But then, I keep looking for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy too... so I can join....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2014 06:50 PM (lZBBB)

Convert to Judaism.

Then you can look for the World Jewish Conspiracy too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2014 02:56 PM (QFxY5)

164 Wifey is on some sort of natural kick (long story). I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons. Do all women go through that period? (see what I did there?) There's something about natural sea sponges soaking in vinegar next to the sink that just puts one off one's wheaties in the morning.

Posted by: tobias smoot-bandicoot at January 09, 2014 02:56 PM (QupBk)

165 But can she knit out of her vagina?

That would make her a true intellectual.

Posted by: MJ at January 09, 2014 06:54 PM (PRPp1)

I saw that.  There are things you cannot unsee.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 02:56 PM (x3YFz)

166 White Tampons, White Racism: The Co-opting of Black Womens' Vaginal Canals by White Racists By Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 02:56 PM (oFCZn)

167 130 Of course anyone who laughs at her earrings is racist. It is just not acceptable to enjoy a menstrual show. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 06:49 PM (g4TxM) ******** Oh snap!

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 02:56 PM (RJMhd)

168 Heh. Wifey is on some sort of natural kick (long story). I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons. Another night on the couch. Do you always ignore that little voice in the back of your head that screams, "Don't go there!"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 02:57 PM (HsTG8)

169 But can she knit out of her vagina?

That would make her a true intellectual.

Posted by: MJ at January 09, 2014 06:54 PM (PRPp1)

 

 

----------------------------------------

 

 

And a practical mother.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 02:57 PM (DV/pZ)

170 * snaps fingers * Hemp..., by god. Hemp tampons. I'll make a fortune.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 02:57 PM (aDwsi)

171 Heh. Wifey is on some sort of natural kick (long story). I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons. Another night on the couch. Do you always ignore that little voice in the back of your head that screams, "Don't go there!"? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at January 09, 2014 06:57 PM (HsTG Yeah.... I ignore them too.... it makes it too hard to ignore the voices telling me to do... other... things...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2014 02:58 PM (lZBBB)

172 Ta-hini and Melissa at Tanagra. Melissa, her army with fists closed.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2014 02:58 PM (V4CBV)

173 >>>The first big-name Republican to attack Christie over Bridgegate is Â… Lindsey Graham?
* * * What a surprise. No honor among RINOs.
 Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2014 06:48 PM (tlwVg)<<<   



**pours baby powder into hand**
 **slaps Miss Lindsey**

Posted by: Juan McCain (who just fluffed Gov. Hindenburg for Pres) at January 09, 2014 02:58 PM (DCXZR)

174 Do you always ignore that little voice in the back of your head that screams, "Don't go there!"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at January 09, 2014 06:57 PM (HsTG

Sure.  30 seconds after I went there.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 02:58 PM (x3YFz)

175 The War Dept has just informed me that bison burgers are being prepared. Niiice.... I better go set the table.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 02:58 PM (1Y+hH)

176

I want a black-sounding name, it sounds like a fun name to have. Plus, I want a hyphenated last name, that is just too COOL.

Let me see.

Nu'Julenja Brown-Gates.

Rev. Dr. T'Squared McDowell-Smith

Sgt. Maj. P'Orridge Erasmus Wilton-Chartwell

Lt. Gen. M'Cmurray Frederick-Maxwell

C'ool!

You throw those apostrophes and hyphens in there, it gives you lots of  GRAVITAS.

Rev. Dr. E' B'Uzz Miller-Perry


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at January 09, 2014 02:58 PM (HQml1)

177 I guess as a mental giant she doesn't understand the meaning of TIV.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 02:58 PM (g4TxM)

178 Wifey is on some sort of natural kick (long story). I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons. Another night on the couch. Possible Valentine's Day Gifts : Moon Pad Moss covered rock Box of Chocolates

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 02:59 PM (EE7M7)

179 She's hanging cotton That's twice racist.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 02:59 PM (RJMhd)

180 I guess as a mental giant she doesn't understand the meaning of TIV. Seriously. The white intruder raping her over and over again.

Posted by: tobias smoot-bandicoot at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (QupBk)

181 All that is pretty fukced up, yo.

Posted by: Ian 'Homie' Galt at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (dmepw)

182 GGE - You back in God's country?

I think Carney could use that hat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 06:51 PM (aDwsi)




Yep. Rolled through your -20 about 1 AM and got home about 4. The last hour or so I was going strictly on adrenaline, caffeine and Halestorm.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (yh0zB)

183 158 Tami at January 09, 2014 06:55 PM (bCEmE)

That's right and the LIBERTARIAN FREEDOM AVENGER "liberal" position was these women's rights were being violated....

of course what Mewissa did NOT do was use soiled tampons as was confiscated...

and "thank God"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (TE35l)

184 Ru-Tabaga Smythe-Borgensen

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (rLJaJ)

185

Oh, she went to Duke!

Say no more! That's where her privilege comes from, goddamn DUKE.

Everyone who went to DUKE is the best EVAR.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (HQml1)

186 "White Privilege" is up there with "Cisnormative" on the list of pseudo-intellectual words that immediately cause me to eyeroll. Both words are insidious, because there are only two responses to them. The first is that you embrace the terms 100% and surrender to them; you must confess your Original Sin of whiteness/straightness, and in doing so you are not absolved, but somewhat forgiven, for those sins. The second is that you don't agree and resist the terms, because you know at heart you are neither a racist or homophobe; in doing this you "reveal" yourself as an obtuse, uninformed rube, not worth noticing since you are so wrapped in your cocoon of ignorance. You cannot escape the ludicrous construct set up by the people that use these terms. Even QUESTIONING the construct paints you as ignorant.

I had to take a break from Tumblr because the lib Millenials that rule over there take great pleasure in tsk tsking people who do not bow to these terms. At first I laughed because they are so dumb; now I worry, because soon they will all be able to vote. And their silly terms have now crept into the vocabulary, thus giving their ideas validation. The creepening of the culture, and that culture is becoming alarmingly fascist in thought.


Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (BF+2f)

187 I must have missed this moment of intellectualism ...What sort of juvenile point was she trying to make by wearing tampon earrings? Police started confiscating tampons from women protesting at the TX statehouse, because some women were throwing used tampons. She took that one and ran with it. Of course it's anti-woman to confiscate tampons! No mention of the very real and nasty reason for the crackdown.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:01 PM (9PrpA)

188 You throw those apostrophes and hyphens in there, it gives you lots of GRAVITAS. **** Heh- Our Australian shepherd is named Kenoh. Every time I take him to the vet when I fill out the paperwork I put the apostrophe in a different place. K'enoh Keno'h Kenoh' etc. (I'm easily amused)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:01 PM (g4TxM)

189 Joe Rogan Episode of Meat Eater on. Worth a watch.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 03:01 PM (EE7M7)

190 (but then you already knew that about me)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:01 PM (g4TxM)

191 Indeed, Political Science is a genuine science. They use the slide rule to decide in what order to queue up for recess.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 03:01 PM (HsTG8)

192 Everyone who went to DUKE is the best EVAR.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at January 09, 2014 07:00 PM (HQml1)

You sir have never met a Stanford grad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2014 03:01 PM (QFxY5)

193 White privelege - whitey gets the privelege of working his ass off for us.

Posted by: RWC at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (Q6HBD)

194 I saw that. There are things you cannot unsee. ----------------------- It's art, you backward redneck hick! (your racism is implied by the hick part)

Posted by: MJ at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (PRPp1)

195 The really funny part is that Kenoh doesn't use an apostrophe at all when he spells his name.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (g4TxM)

196 173 Juan McCain (who just fluffed Gov. Hindenburg for Pres) at January 09, 2014 06:58 PM (DCXZR)

Bad, BAD Butter CUP leave Cousin Haystack Calhoun ALONE! Get back in the gimp suit sailor!

//John McCain in a latex Teddy

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (TE35l)

197 ...still have the tune Mz Hyde going through my head...



http://youtu.be/GxHZUgbrOqs

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (yh0zB)

198 >>I want a black-sounding name, it sounds like a fun name to have. Here you go. Pick one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (g1DWB)

199 She took that one and ran with it. Of course it's anti-woman to confiscate tampons! No mention of the very real and nasty reason for the crackdown.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2014 07:01 PM (9PrpA)


Heh. He said 'crackdown'.

Posted by: Ian 'Homie' Galt at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (dmepw)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2014 03:03 PM (rLJaJ)

201 The really funny part is that Kenoh doesn't use an apostrophe at all when he spells his name. You know that all dogs have three names, yes? The one they answer to, the one other dogs know them by, and the one known only to themselves.

Posted by: tobias smoot-bandicoot at January 09, 2014 03:03 PM (QupBk)

202 Do I even want to know why she is wearing tampon earrings?

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 03:03 PM (RJMhd)

203 Obe'wan'kenobe Puffington-Smythe

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:03 PM (g4TxM)

204 199 Ian 'Homie' Galt at January 09, 2014 07:02 PM (dmepw)

probably a better mental image than scissored to a solution when Ray Maddow may be afoot....

"Slide Forward"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:04 PM (TE35l)

205 He said 'crackdown'. What does a drug dealer say after you bump into him? Crack down! *scrambles to pick up crack*

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:04 PM (9PrpA)

206

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2014 07:00 PM (BF+2f)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

If you even think about it, your cis-mental.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 03:04 PM (DV/pZ)

207 I tink da bitch be dreamy-creamy!

Posted by: Latrina Roosevelveta a la King at January 09, 2014 03:04 PM (vHRtU)

208 Me? I have hair so fine that my fiancee has laughingly (but also disturbingly!) referred to it as "doll hair." Every morning when I wake up it's been molded into a new, embarrassing shape. Guess it's that RINO Celtic-Slavic heritage of mine. I have fine, soft hair also. One night I had an AA gentleman for a hospice patient and his three sisters and mom had come up from the south to care for him. One of the sisters asked to touch my hair and the next thing the three of them are touching it. They loved it. I thought maybe they had never touched that type of hair before.

Posted by: Madamex at January 09, 2014 03:04 PM (h4eVE)

209 Police started confiscating tampons from women protesting at the TX statehouse, because some women were throwing used tampons. She took that one and ran with it. Of course it's anti-woman to confiscate tampons! No mention of the very real and nasty reason for the crackdown. Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2014 07:01 PM (9PrpA) ******** Oh gawd.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM (RJMhd)

210 Le - bandicoot. The hyphen is not silent.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM (9PrpA)

211 It's art, you backward redneck hick!


(your racism is implied by the hick part)

Posted by: MJ at January 09, 2014 07:02 PM (PRPp1)

The part I'm amazed at is how she shoved 300 lbs of wool in her vag and didn't go septic.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM (x3YFz)

212


Why wasn't she really brave and put two gigantic dildos on her pretty little head as earrings, to show the insidiousness of the white male patriarchy.

Didn't she say she was also raised in a Mormon family? Maybe I misunderstood her iotic semiotic conjugal testural onanistic hermaphritici pentameter, forthwith.




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM (HQml1)

213 I don't know about her intellect, but she's not very attractive now, and if you look at that picture of her mother, it looks like being a cow is her future. Oh, wait her mother is white, is that still racist?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2014 03:06 PM (0FSuD)

214 Do I even want to know why she is wearing tampon earrings? Because the Tampon Speed Loader hasn't been invented, yet.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 03:06 PM (EE7M7)

215 What the hell is a Ta-Nehisi CoatesÂ…. some new organic microfiber green friendly fashion apparel made out of recycled tampons???

Posted by: Angel with a sword at January 09, 2014 03:06 PM (hpgw1)

216 Do I even want to know why she is wearing tampon earrings? *** Because War on Womyn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 03:06 PM (DmNpO)

217 Moggen David Winestein.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 03:06 PM (DV/pZ)

218 I thought MSNBC's policy was to prohibit the hiring of non-white people in visible positions. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2014 06:13 PM (8ZskC) She's Obama Black! Her mom is white.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2014 03:07 PM (0FSuD)

219 heh, Wodehouse had a character named Psmith. When introducing himself, he always spelled it out, and explained, "The 'P' is silent"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 03:07 PM (aDwsi)

220 Oh, and my manservant shall henceforth be referred to as "Baa'shit-Krazee Witherspoon".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 03:07 PM (HsTG8)

221 Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Ernie Ford at January 09, 2014 06:54 PM (SpZ03) *** Best nick evah!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:08 PM (g4TxM)

222 215 What the hell is a Ta-Nehisi CoatesÂ…. some new organic microfiber green friendly fashion apparel made out of recycled tampons???

Posted by: Angel with a sword at January 09, 2014 07:06 PM (hpgw1)

Now, there's a virgin market.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 03:08 PM (x3YFz)

223 That what sucks about the left, they can't let kids be kids, they force the know about periods, gay sex, oral sex, etc. She wore those stupid earrings on her five o'clock show. Scrunt.

Posted by: Madamex at January 09, 2014 03:08 PM (h4eVE)

224

 I don't know about her intellect, but she's not very attractive now, and if you look at that picture of her mother, it looks like being a cow is her future.

 

--------------------------------------------------

 

 

COWIST!!

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 03:08 PM (DV/pZ)

225 George Never Knew: The Homonormativity of Wheezy Jefferson By Dr. Melissa Harris-Perry

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 03:08 PM (oFCZn)

226 164 Wifey is on some sort of natural kick (long story). I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons.

Do all women go through that period? (see what I did there?) There's something about natural sea sponges soaking in vinegar next to the sink that just puts one off one's wheaties in the morning.

NO!

I don't remotely understand these young ones. Why for the love of God would you make your life even more complicated. There was a time when women didn't go on on about their periods and you looked for the easiest cleanest method to take care of it.

Posted by: Lobsterlen at January 09, 2014 03:09 PM (ztKLQ)

227 Bison burger update. Bison has so little fat that it won't stick together, so the War Dept prepares some bacon to acquire fat to add to the patties. This just keeps sounding better all the time.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 03:09 PM (1Y+hH)

228 Is this another one of those threads that's never going to die?

Posted by: Freiherr Wilhelm Von Klink VI at January 09, 2014 03:09 PM (nkPV9)

229 COWIST!! Posted by: Soona ---------------- Worse. Specist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 03:10 PM (aDwsi)

230 228 Is this another one of those threads that's never going to die?

Posted by: Freiherr Wilhelm Von Klink VI at January 09, 2014 07:09 PM (nkPV9)

We're only 230 posts into it.  Ruck the fuck up.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 03:10 PM (x3YFz)

231

Does she have thunder thighs?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at January 09, 2014 03:10 PM (HQml1)

232 It's the Barack Obama sliding scale of accomplishment. Barack Obama would be the greatest president ever if only Southern white extremists would stop impeding his glorious plans! MHP is America's FOREMOST Intellectual if everyone would stop their raycissness! Fcuking Highbrow Hustle.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 09, 2014 03:10 PM (dvRYt)

233 That bitch needs to keep a couple a plugs in her blow hole.... That said we Whiteys are all just resigned to be Racist for a reason beyond the missing links..

Posted by: 7 Days in May at January 09, 2014 03:11 PM (j6DTo)

234 Her wiki. http://tinyurl.com/k3tx3o5 She comes by her race baiting the old fashion way, her dad was the dean of African American studies at UVA. She went to Wake and then got a PHD at Duke, no doubt in AA studies.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2014 03:11 PM (0FSuD)

235 Does she have thunder thighs? Does Michelle Obama keep several upholsterers in business?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:11 PM (9PrpA)

236 PHD at Duke, no doubt in AA studies. Posted by: Nip Sip ------------- Close enough, Political Sci.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 03:12 PM (aDwsi)

237 At the All-Star break of the Moron Intellectual Fantasy League I drop Charles Krauthammer and pick up Melissa Harris Perry. Net gain: minus 173 points.

Posted by: The mayor of Candor at January 09, 2014 03:12 PM (H4tO5)

238 That bitch needs to keep a couple a plugs in her blow hole.... Hmm. http://earloftaint.com/tag/melissa-perry-harris/

Posted by: to'bias smoot-bandicoot at January 09, 2014 03:12 PM (QupBk)

239 Does Michelle Obama keep several upholsterers in business? Please, they're tent makers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 09, 2014 03:13 PM (HsTG8)

240 Ta-Nehisi down the road that I must travel, Ta-Nehisi on a highway in the night Ta-Nehisi where I'm going will you follow Ta-Nehisi through the darkness of the night

Posted by: Mr. Mister at January 09, 2014 03:13 PM (EE7M7)

241 Because the Tampon Speed Loader hasn't been invented, yet. Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 07:06 PM (EE7M7) ******** LOL! I'm pretty sure any automatic action would be illegal.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 03:13 PM (RJMhd)

242 The tampon earring thing isn't even the dumbest thing she's done.  The promo in which she decried our inability to "...break through our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents, or kids belong to their families, and recognize that kids belong to whole communities."  For that alone she deserves public shaming. 

Posted by: no good deed at January 09, 2014 03:13 PM (HsJeN)

243 OT - I haven't posted in a while (probably a net good thing for the group), and I noticed my hash changed. Why?

Because it is now legal in Colorado?

Posted by: Ian Galt at January 09, 2014 03:14 PM (dmepw)

244 The hyphen is not silent.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2014 07:05 PM (9PrpA)



The DASH!!! The DASH is not silent...la *hyphen* Bandicoot?  That's not funny...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:14 PM (yh0zB)

245 237 At the All-Star break of the Moron Intellectual Fantasy League I drop Charles Krauthammer and pick up Melissa Harris Perry. Net gain: minus 173 points.

Posted by: The mayor of Candor at January 09, 2014 07:12 PM (H4tO5)

I'll trade Krouthammer for a 2d round pick next year.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 03:14 PM (x3YFz)

246 Duke? I thought she gesticulated at Peruvia U.

Posted by: Toure Luray Loo at January 09, 2014 03:15 PM (1Y+hH)

247 That's not my ______ it's just my tampon loader.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 03:15 PM (RJMhd)

248 Ta-Nehisi down the road that I must travel, Ta-Nehisi on a highway in the night Ta-Nehisi where I'm going will you follow Ta-Nehisi through the darkness of the night ** How about a Haiku

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 03:16 PM (DmNpO)

249 OT - I haven't posted in a while (probably a net good thing for the group), and I noticed my hash changed. Why?

Because it is now legal in Colorado?

Posted by: Ian Galt at January 09, 2014 07:14 PM (dmepw)




*checks* nope, still have y(a)hozBeast....

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:16 PM (yh0zB)

250 osted by: Ian Galt at January 09, 2014 07:14 PM (dmepw) You ISP has changed. Could be as small a thing as resetting your router.

Posted by: Toure Luray Loo at January 09, 2014 03:16 PM (1Y+hH)

251 The truly sad thing? She had to suffer PIV. She has a daughter, God pray she won't have to suffer like her mom.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2014 03:16 PM (0FSuD)

252 244 The hyphen is not silent. Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2014 07:05 PM (9PrpA) The DASH!!! The DASH is not silent...la *hyphen* Bandicoot? That's not funny... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 07:14 PM (yh0zB) ******** Did I go too French trying to translate that?

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 03:16 PM (RJMhd)

253 242 no good deed at January 09, 2014 07:13 PM (HsJeN)

Yeah community property kids...

and *we* have the extremists...


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:17 PM (TE35l)

254 Hashes change when your IP address changes, which could happen for a couple different reasons.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2014 03:17 PM (SUKHu)

255 Ruck the fuck up? A bit touchy there? Well ruck you.

Posted by: Freiherr Wilhelm Von Klink VI at January 09, 2014 03:18 PM (nkPV9)

256 251 Nip Sip at January 09, 2014 07:16 PM (0FSuD)

Uh assumes facts not necessarily in evidence....

I am calling it...she fucks like a seahorse.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:18 PM (TE35l)

257 Greta Van Susteren ‏@gretawire 1m BREAKING NEWS: LAW SUIT FILED IN NJ BRIDGE SCANDAL - turn on Fox News /OTR about to report it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 03:18 PM (DmNpO)

258 Haiku is not my strong point, but here's a try: Long time admirer adulates Harris-Perry Ta-Ne-Si Coat-ex

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:18 PM (g4TxM)

259 You theee thethhsss ear ringthhh???  Cotton!!  Cotton that wathhh harvethhted in the fieldthhs of your oprettthhhsors...or thhhomething.

That cotton dothhhhhhhn't belong to me, it belongthsss to the community...or thhhhhomething.

I make thhix figurethhhhhhhhhhsssss....

Thhhuck on that.



Posted by: Mellitha Harrith Perry at January 09, 2014 03:19 PM (8N1kd)

260 255 Ruck the fuck up? A bit touchy there? Well ruck you.

Posted by: Freiherr Wilhelm Von Klink VI at January 09, 2014 07:18 PM (nkPV9)

You take me too seriously.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 03:19 PM (x3YFz)

261 Question for the Horde.... The War Dept wants to see the rocky coasts of Maine. Are they sufficiently rocky and where's a nice place to go? And is there some brookie fishing nearby?

Posted by: Toure Luray Loo at January 09, 2014 03:19 PM (1Y+hH)

262 She had to suffer PIV. She has a daughter, God pray she won't have to suffer like her mom. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2014 07:16 PM (0FSuD) **** Can't discount the possibility of TBIV.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (g4TxM)

263 At the All-Star break of the Moron Intellectual Fantasy League I drop
Charles Krauthammer and pick up Melissa Harris Perry. Net gain: minus
173 points.

Posted by: The mayor of Candor at January 09, 2014 07:12 PM (H4tO5)


I'll trade Krouthammer for a 2d round pick next year.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 07:14 PM (x3YFz)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Shit.  I've got  Chris Matthews.  I'll trade anyone for anything.

Posted by: Soona - son of Balu Benprada at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (DV/pZ)

264 Long time admirer adulates Harris-Perry Ta-Ne-Si Coat-ex *** Made me LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (DmNpO)

265 >>> Thomas Sowell is an intellectual in a real discipline Yep. He is not a 'black economist'. He is columnist that I like to read.

Posted by: fluffy, blondest bastid in the Western Hemisphere at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (Ua6T/)

266 250 osted by: Ian Galt at January 09, 2014 07:14 PM (dmepw)

That must be it. Thanks.

247 That's not my ______ it's just my tampon loader.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 07:15 PM (RJMhd)


LOL!

Reminds me of "The Match Game", when I was a kid:

Gene Rayburn: Before the tampon autoloader, they used to be inserted using a *blank*.





Posted by: Ian Galt at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (dmepw)

267 I love her line of Blacks Only Feminine Hygiene Products (Panther approved): 'Black Girl Bleed A Lot Tampons, Pads, and Cooter Plugs'

Posted by: Latrina Roosevelveta a la King at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (vHRtU)

268 Hmm, THIS is interesting in her Wiki. Sounds like this great intellect might be a cheat. "Harris-Perry was associate professor at the Center for African American Studies at Princeton University and left in 2011 after being denied a full professorship because of “questions about her work and an assessment of where she is” in her career Shades of Hair Plugs Joe.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (0FSuD)

269 256 she fucks like a seahorse. Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 07:18 PM (TE35l) Am I going to have to Google that, or look it up in the Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2014 03:21 PM (sdi6R)

270 The hyphen is not silent. -------------- Hmm. I initially read that as "The hymen is not silent" Entirely too existential for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 03:21 PM (aDwsi)

271 Mairzy Doats Ta-Nehisi Goatse and little lambs eat ivory

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2014 03:22 PM (V4CBV)

272 The DASH!!! The DASH is not silent...la *hyphen* Bandicoot? That's not funny... But you thought about La Dash Bandicoot, right? That was funny. I thought going the next step at obfuscating my real meaning was a little funny. Eh, comedy is hard.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:22 PM (9PrpA)

273 173 >>>The first big-name Republican to attack Christie over Bridgegate is Â… Lindsey Graham?
* * * What a surprise. No honor among RINOs.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2014 06:48 PM (tlwVg)<<<



**pours baby powder into hand**
**slaps Miss Lindsey**

Posted by: Juan McCain (who just fluffed Gov. Hindenburg for Pres) at January 09, 2014 06:58 PM (DCXZR)

 

Well if you think about it, its perfect sense.  What was "Bridgegate" meant to do?  Punish a Democrat.  See so its perfectly reasonable that Lindsey Graham would attack Christie when you consider this.  You wouldn't hear a peep from Miss Lindsey if there had been some scheme to punish conservatives.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2014 03:22 PM (LI48c)

274 OT: Pakistani kid killed after confronts suicide bomber outside school, presumably saving fellow students. Link to BBC http://preview.tinyurl.com/lndkbws

Posted by: Xander Crews at January 09, 2014 03:22 PM (z2IAW)

275 Am I going to have to Google that, or look it up in the Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2014 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

As words of advice: I would not.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 03:23 PM (x3YFz)

276 Mmm. I do not want to know about noisy hymens

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2014 03:23 PM (zOTsN)

277 Tanehisi was misquoted -- what she/he (i don't have time to figure out the gender of a netehisi is -- Perry is the foremost public IN_Effectual.... for the leftie side

Posted by: jb at January 09, 2014 03:23 PM (3tdHf)

278 259 You theee thethhsss ear ringthhh??? Cotton!! Cotton that wathhh harvethhted in the fieldthhs of your oprettthhhsors...or thhhomething. That cotton dothhhhhhhn't belong to me, it belongthsss to the community...or thhhhhomething. I make thhix figurethhhhhhhhhhsssss.... Thhhuck on that. Posted by: Mellitha Harrith Perry at January 09, 2014 07:19 PM (8N1kd) ***** omg--dying you typeth skilth-are the bombth

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 03:24 PM (RJMhd)

279 "...questions about her work." ------------------------------ * tosses the Plagiarism/Incompetent coin. It comes up Incompetent *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 03:24 PM (aDwsi)

280 Am I going to have to Google that, or look it up in the Urban Dictionary? Something about the male carrying the baby? I dunno.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:24 PM (9PrpA)

281

I'm a racist?

Seriously?

Is there no good news anymore?

And I'm out of val-u-rite goddamit!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 09, 2014 03:25 PM (BZAd3)

282 De throwin her outa Princeton after catchin her usin her studlins works in hers own was totally racist. Da only reason she dinna sue dem cracker bastards 'cause she so nieeece!

Posted by: Latrina Roosevelveta a la King at January 09, 2014 03:25 PM (vHRtU)

283  Mmm. I do not want to know about noisy hymens

Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2014 07:23 PM (zOTsN)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

If you blow them just right, they make  a sound like a harmonica.

Posted by: Soona - son of Balu Benprada at January 09, 2014 03:25 PM (DV/pZ)

284 * tosses the Plagiarism/Incompetent coin. It comes up Incompetent * Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 07:24 PM (aDwsi) Might be, but when did Princeton ever fire an AA for incompetence? That would be racist.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 09, 2014 03:26 PM (0FSuD)

285 I thought going the next step at obfuscating my real meaning was a little funny.

Eh, comedy is hard.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2014 07:22 PM (9PrpA)




....




well, don't I feel sheepish...





she fucks like a seahorse.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 07:18 PM (TE35l)





*tries to envision seahorses fucking*




*fails miserably*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:26 PM (yh0zB)

286 The Coates parent(s) had an unusual way of spelling Tennessee. hmm........ Tennessee Coates ? are they like Columbus Blue Jackets ??

Posted by: seamrog at January 09, 2014 03:26 PM (9+oT7)

287 Can we just move on from this crap?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 09, 2014 03:26 PM (pginn)

288 Red moon rises tonight Ta-Nehisi stalks a child's Dark dreams.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at January 09, 2014 03:26 PM (hpgw1)

289 150

Heh. Wifey is on some sort of natural kick (long story). I asked her when she'd be making the human hair tampons.

Another night on the couch.


Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 06:54 PM (x3YFz)


Obligatory South Park video:

http://www.viddler.com/v/4ad7b699

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 09, 2014 03:26 PM (M5T54)

290 If you blow them just right, they make a sound like a harmonica. Posted by: Soona ---------------- A C-Harp, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 03:26 PM (aDwsi)

291 I do not want to know about noisy hymens. When that baby went, it was like a dam breaking. All up and down the street people were running out of their houses, startled out of a peaceful evening. Everyone remembers that day. The day the hymen screamed. Coming to a theater near you.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:26 PM (9PrpA)

292 Unpaid bills are racist

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2014 03:27 PM (V4CBV)

293 257 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 07:18 PM (DmNpO)

It's a damn shame nobody has standing to sue Lerner....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:27 PM (TE35l)

294 287 Can we just move on from this crap? Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 09, 2014 07:26 PM (pginn) I am with you.

Posted by: Mr Kotex at January 09, 2014 03:27 PM (0FSuD)

295 Mmm. I do not want to know about noisy hymens ***** At Snow White's annual exam her OB-Gyn was puzzled by the seven dents in her hymen.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:27 PM (g4TxM)

296 As words of advice: I would not.

Posted by: tangonine at January 09, 2014 07:23 PM (x3YFz)




This is, in my experience, wise advice.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:27 PM (yh0zB)

297 Way more gross than this tampon discussion: >>“It is absolutely my honor to represent Mumia Abu-Jamal. It is my pleasure, it is my honor to have that opportunity... Link in name.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2014 03:27 PM (SUKHu)

298 Vagina jokes aren't funny PERIOD

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 09, 2014 03:28 PM (V4CBV)

299 269 rickl at January 09, 2014 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

Your call...let me know if I coined a new entry like I did with "Ogabenomics" back in the day...

heh


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:28 PM (TE35l)

300 Liberal intellectual is an oxymoron.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at January 09, 2014 03:29 PM (dTh2r)

301 If you blow them just right, they make a sound like a harmonica. ***** Is that like playing the flute of the womb?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:29 PM (g4TxM)

302 "When Michelle [Obama] insists on audacious, sleeveless femininity, she strikes back against the reduction of black women to hypersexual breeders or asexual laborers."

Posted by: Actual MHP Book Quote at January 09, 2014 03:30 PM (3wrJ+)

303 The War Dept wants to see the rocky coasts of Maine. Are they sufficiently rocky and where's a nice place to go? Now? Even Mainers don't go to Maine now.

Posted by: t'obias smoot-band'icoot at January 09, 2014 03:30 PM (QupBk)

304 I see what you did there, period.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at January 09, 2014 03:30 PM (dTh2r)

305 It is absolutely my honor to represent Mumia Abu-Jamal. It is my pleasure, it is my honor to have that opportunity... Link in name. Posted by: Mama AJ --------------------- Wait..., is this about the race-baiter that Barky is appointing to the Justice Department?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 03:30 PM (aDwsi)

306 I saw Ta-Nehissi open for Sacagawea in 97 at Wounded Knee

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 03:31 PM (fq8Ur)

307 I'sa hypersexual nolaborer

Posted by: Latrina Roosevelveta a la King at January 09, 2014 03:31 PM (vHRtU)

308 "When Michelle [Obama] insists on audacious, sleeveless femininity, she strikes back against the reduction of black women to hypersexual breeders or asexual laborers." In what Universe is the first clause related to the second? Also, argument by assertion. If you can call that an argument.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:31 PM (9PrpA)

309 Is that like playing the flute of the womb?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 07:29 PM (g4TxM)




*facepalm*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:31 PM (yh0zB)

310 Mainers never leave their little womb.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at January 09, 2014 03:31 PM (dTh2r)

311 She looks pretty in white.

Posted by: Caliban at January 09, 2014 03:31 PM (DrC22)

312 Christie - Oh please. A traffic jam happened in New Jersey, that he had nothing to do with, and as such will never be proven he had anything to do with. This will be forgotten faster than Huckabee letting a guy out of prison who then murdered a guy. I hope he doesn't run, or get the nomination, but this is a non-event after next week.

Posted by: UWP at January 09, 2014 03:32 PM (2hQRj)

313 Warning I had a bison bacon burger, and it was actually not good. The bison was so lean it just did not go well. First time bacon did not make something better.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2014 03:32 PM (FKpBR)

314 the reduction of black women to hypersexual breeders or asexual laborers. Stupid breeder.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:32 PM (9PrpA)

315 Anyone here have a split king Tempurpedic? If so, could you go measure it and tell me the dimensions....just length and width. I'll wait...thanks.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 09, 2014 03:33 PM (bCEmE)

316 It's a damn shame nobody has standing to sue Lerner.... *** Isn't it though?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 03:33 PM (DmNpO)

317 No, I'm racist because the name "Ta-Nehisi" made me think "...the fuck?"

Posted by: YourPoopyPants at January 09, 2014 03:33 PM (bOKSd)

318 308: Check the link in the original post sig... Its some high octane pseudo-intellectual garbage

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 03:33 PM (3wrJ+)

319 My experience with Maine is limited to Mt Desert Island in August. One night the temps dropped to 36 degrees. But one the plus side, lobsters were $2 a piece.

Posted by: t'obias smoot-band'icoot at January 09, 2014 03:33 PM (QupBk)

320 Fortunately for her, this picture of her wearing tampon earrings will eternally memorialize her intellectual gigantism.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 09, 2014 03:33 PM (BZAd3)

321 First time bacon did not make something better. Mess with a winning formula and your experiments might fail.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:33 PM (9PrpA)

322 Tane-who?  What kind of a name is that?

Posted by: basil at January 09, 2014 03:34 PM (xhCXk)

323 Thpeaking with wunth tongue between their teeth while wearing tampon akthethorieths puths the intelligenth meter in full tilth.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 09, 2014 03:34 PM (BUgbQ)

324 155 But can she knit out of her vagina? That would make her a true intellectual. Posted by: MJ at January 09, 2014 06:54 PM (PRPp1) True, that would make her a knit wit.

Posted by: Caliban at January 09, 2014 03:34 PM (DrC22)

325 Heh. On Jeopardy, now, I thought it was three guys. Nope, one is a sidewalls-cut woman, wearing a bow-tie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 03:34 PM (aDwsi)

326 Chili is made for bison.

Posted by: t'obias smoot-band'icoot at January 09, 2014 03:34 PM (QupBk)

327 http://tinyurl.com/qbmomoj

Wiki-answers SeaHorse Dirty Hula...

The female inserts her ovipositor into the maleÂ’s brood pouch and deposits dozens to thousands of eggs. As the female releases her eggs, her body slims while his swells. Both animals then sink back into the seagrass and she swims away


Got that? they walk around and dance and then he spreads his seed around the floor she walks through it and thrusts the fertilized eggs with her rod into Hubby's tummy THEN...

She writes about how the whole experience was rape....and heteronormative...

it's a tough life...it's even tougher when you're a fucking oppression junkie looking for life...and a byline.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:35 PM (TE35l)

328 The Left promotes idiots and mediocrities of color in order to plant the idea in the minds of whites that we are all inferior. And, when you notice that these people are idiots and mediocrities, the Left is able to, in turn, plant the idea in the minds of blacks that you are all racists.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 03:35 PM (36Rjy)

329 328 baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 07:35 PM (36Rjy)

Baldi, I don't think minorities are inferior and I don't even think she is as batshit crazy as she acts...

it won't stop her form enabling great harm though.

Hope the winter finds you well.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:36 PM (TE35l)

330 Chili is made for bison. No thanks, I'll just have some switchgrass.

Posted by: A Bison[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:37 PM (9PrpA)

331 Is Ta-Nehisi his given name, or an affectation?

Posted by: t'obias sm'oot-band'icoot at January 09, 2014 03:37 PM (QupBk)

332 So...the underground debate team might have kept Ace off the cancer sticks for a bit--unless he can type like a mofo with one hand.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 03:37 PM (RJMhd)

333 In the same passage as the asexual laborer thing she refers to Thomas Jefferson as having a "raped a teenage bondswoman". Brilliant garbage link in sig

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 03:38 PM (3wrJ+)

334 Romney made this poor girl cry.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 09, 2014 03:38 PM (DrC22)

335 33 Wow. A black man with a retarded, pretentious, made up, quasi-African first name combined with an absolutely pedestrian English last name assumes anyone who criticizes a fellow black is a racist. This shit is totally coming out of the blue. Next, you'll be telling us Rock Hudson was a fag. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 06:24 PM (E+teJ) Thread winner.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 03:38 PM (36Rjy)

336 This may come a s surprise but Ta-Nehsi Coates looks like one of my sons if i had had one.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at January 09, 2014 03:38 PM (WGm5T)

337 Romney made this poor girl cry. In fairness, he made me cry too.

Posted by: t'obias sm'oot-ba'nd'icoot at January 09, 2014 03:39 PM (QupBk)

338 Ta-Nehisi Coates WHO?

Posted by: Some Owl at January 09, 2014 03:39 PM (mETGQ)

339 How do take someone seriously when they have tampons dangling from their ears? World is upside folks.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 03:39 PM (u25eL)

340 You need to add at least 20-30% fatty beef cuts to an Bison you want to make into a burger.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 03:40 PM (EE7M7)

341
I had a ta-nehisi coat once.  It was itchy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2014 03:40 PM (n0DEs)

342 339 How do take someone seriously when they have tampons dangling from their ears? World is upside folks.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 07:39 PM (u25eL)

 

Well let's be fair here.

 

We wouldn't take her seriously if she never had tampons dangling from her ears either.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2014 03:40 PM (LI48c)

343 You need to add at least 20-30% fatty beef cuts to an Bison you want to make into a burger. Hence, the Beefalo. http://is.gd/IFbL5N

Posted by: t'obias sm'oot-ba'nd'i-coot at January 09, 2014 03:41 PM (QupBk)

344 Chili is made for bison. *** They enjoy chili? How do they feel about margaritas?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 03:41 PM (DmNpO)

345 In other news, Flava Flave was pulled over for speeding in NYC today. When he was positively identified he was immediately shot to death by several NYPD officers, 2 firefighters, several bystanders, and a hot dog vendor. New mayor of NYC Bill Diablo immediately declared a holiday. Flava Flave is expected to charged posthumously with toxic lead exposure to the environment.

Posted by: OG Celtic-America at January 09, 2014 03:41 PM (vHRtU)

346 The Left promotes idiots and mediocrities of color in order to plant the idea in the minds of whites that we are all inferior hide the fact that there actually are people of color who have superior intellect...but they are conservatives.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:41 PM (yh0zB)

347 I had to train a woman with cornrows on a software package. She wasn't bright. It took two weeks, and I simply could not stand the smell of her hair. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2014 06:31 PM (QFxY5) Washing a lot breaks the hair off. It's why I keep my hair short-to-none--so I can wash it daily.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 03:42 PM (36Rjy)

348 Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2014 0 Will advise!

Posted by: Toure Luray Loo at January 09, 2014 03:42 PM (1Y+hH)

349 "Other than The Nation, where she writes, Harris-Perry was barely mentioned anywhere until she was on television."

Well there you go. I thought the fact of "MSNBC" was enough of an explanation for MHP. Turns out she's from Katrina vanden Heuvel's Commie latrine.

Turns out everything was explained much, much earlier.

You know the world really isn't all that complex after all.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 09, 2014 03:42 PM (eHIJJ)

350 At roughly a dollar apiece, that would make her a... ...wait for it... tampon babe, buck an ear (Okay, I quit)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:42 PM (g4TxM)

351 Wait. Rock Hudson was a fag?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 03:43 PM (fq8Ur)

352 They enjoy chili? How do they feel about margaritas?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 07:41 PM (DmNpO)




They prefer crushed ice instead of ice cubes...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:43 PM (yh0zB)

353 How dare anyone impugn the work of sister Perry!

Posted by: Ward Churchill, Cherokee bro at January 09, 2014 03:43 PM (1Y+hH)

354 Good point buzzion.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 03:44 PM (u25eL)

355 Is Ta-Nehisi his given name, or an affectation? Watch it cracka!!!!

Posted by: Maulana Karenga, The Crackpot Formerly Known As Ronald McKinley Everett[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 09, 2014 03:44 PM (yz6yg)

356 86 He just wants to fuck her Posted by: thunderb at January 09, 2014 06:36 PM (4WxQ9) That was my first thought and I'm surprised that it took as long as it did for you all to say it. The Horde is slipping!

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 03:44 PM (36Rjy)

357 They prefer crushed ice instead of ice cubes... It's true, cubes freak me out. I can't even watch the Bourne movies, because of Matt Damon's head.

Posted by: A Bison[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:44 PM (44jNh)

358 Okay, color me ignorant here. If you have cornrows you can't wash your hair?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 03:44 PM (u25eL)

359 Are saying I'm not intellectual?

Posted by: Tampax at January 09, 2014 03:45 PM (DrC22)

360 I want Empire of Jeff to deliver the eulogy at my funeral.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 03:45 PM (oFCZn)

361 I gotta give Coates one thingÂ…. He's doing his part to move the culture to the point where, the minute someone is called a racist, the instinctual response is gales of laughter.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 09, 2014 03:46 PM (yz6yg)

362 Matt Damon gives head? Does Anderson Cooper know?

Posted by: OG Celtic-America at January 09, 2014 03:46 PM (vHRtU)

363 If I'm a leading public intellectual then certainly so is Melissa Hairless Perry.

Posted by: Eve Ensler at January 09, 2014 03:46 PM (DrC22)

364 356 baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 07:44 PM (36Rjy)

You and ThunderB may want to stage an intervention then or give a briefing on the Ovipositor thing...

She's complicated, hard as that is to believe from looking at her.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:46 PM (TE35l)

365 I want Empire of Jeff to deliver the eulogy at my funeral. You know he's going to piss on your tombstone right after the serviceÂ…right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 09, 2014 03:46 PM (yz6yg)

366 The stupid part of this is Coates doesn't even make an affirmative argument for why this is so. It's just "lol u only read white dudez" the guy sees implicit racism everywhere, and when you're arguing with someone like that there's no way to win. Byers even tried to strike a sorta apologetic tone in his response, notgonnawork. You're dealing with people with mindreading powers for why you dismiss Harris-Perry/Obama/any black figure who comes under criticism.

Posted by: the kid at January 09, 2014 03:47 PM (TP6sz)

367 Matt Damon gives head? Does Anderson Cooper know? *** Ugh. Damon. Even his name annoys me.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 03:47 PM (DmNpO)

368 Other than The Nation, where she writes, Harris-Perry was barely mentioned anywhere until she was on television

Well there you have it, this is obviously acting out to be noticed. If we ignore her, she'll really go crazy.

Posted by: William Wrekilhouse at January 09, 2014 03:47 PM (ZeReu)

369 351 Wait. Rock Hudson was a fag? Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 07:43 PM (fq8Ur) I think he was known for holding dicks in his mouth until they got soft, so...not too gay. I think that was a requirement for movie contracts back then or something.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 03:47 PM (oFCZn)

370 >>Is Ta-Nehisi his given name, or an affectation?,,
 
I think his real name is Dennis

Posted by: Albie Damned at January 09, 2014 03:47 PM (cGaCp)

371 THC - Change... Now I get it!

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2014 03:47 PM (EE7M7)

372 365 I want Empire of Jeff to deliver the eulogy at my funeral.

You know he's going to piss on your tombstone right after the serviceÂ…right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 09, 2014 07:46 PM (yz6yg)

 

Some people deserve to have a urinal for a tombstone.  Ted Kennedy for instance.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (LI48c)

373 Any time a man praises an obviously tampon earring wearing fool for her intellect, he just wants to fuck her

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (zOTsN)

374 20-30% fat in the bison burger, yep, War Dept says she's got it covered. I'm testing the bacon while I wait. Love how it goes with red wine.

Posted by: Ward Churchill, Cherokee bro at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (1Y+hH)

375 You know he's going to piss on your tombstone right after the serviceÂ…right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 09, 2014 07:46 PM (yz6yg)




After?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (yh0zB)

376 361 Sean Bannion at January 09, 2014 07:46 PM (yz6yg)

You left out "or assault."

but yeah they are definitely doing their best to build a brighter more prosperous uh "inclusive" tomorrow...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (TE35l)

377 >369,see Matt Damon; John Travolta

Posted by: OG Celtic-America at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (vHRtU)

378 I think his real name is Dennis Wilbur was my guess.

Posted by: t'obias sm'oot-ba'nd'i-coot at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (QupBk)

379 You know he's going to piss on your tombstone right after the serviceÂ…right? Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 09, 2014 07:46 PM (yz6yg) There might be a line for that very purpose...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (oFCZn)

380
Watch what you about me because I can hide a razor in my vag, and when pressed,  I'll cut a bitch!

Posted by: M H Perry at January 09, 2014 03:48 PM (pJF+c)

381 Gails don't laugh, they get reassignment surgery to become Steven.

Posted by: Superfiscal at January 09, 2014 03:49 PM (R6JT1)

382 If your name is Ta-Nehisi, you might be just too stupid to breathe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2014 03:50 PM (60Q+L)

383 Some people deserve to have a urinal for a tombstone. Ted Kennedy for instance. Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2014 07:48 PM (LI48c) Jane Fonda *drops mic*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 03:50 PM (oFCZn)

384 Intellectuals are overrated. They're only useful when the current population is in need of serious thinning. We are destined for such a Darwinian event very soon- I am sure.

Posted by: Cluebat at January 09, 2014 03:50 PM (Nz3Yx)

385 359 Tampax at January 09, 2014 07:45 PM (DrC22)

Baby Kotex was just a booty call...it was the wings...I was at work late and I had some cognac and the next think I knew her wings were up by my ears....

//Bob night stocker in Aisle 11 Confessions

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:51 PM (TE35l)

386 "Any time a man praises an obviously tampon earring wearing fool for her intellect, he just wants to fuck her" Nah, he's probably ghey. He saw those tampons and thought, "She's so far out she must be a genius" and went with it. We are talking about liberals here.

Posted by: Meremortal, Cherokee bro at January 09, 2014 03:51 PM (1Y+hH)

387 You're dealing with people with mindreading powers for why you dismiss Harris-Perry/Obama/any black figure who comes under criticism. Posted by: the kid at January 09, 2014 07:47 PM (TP6sz) That's why it's pointless to argue with them. They're invincibly ignorant and can only retreat to ad hominem arguments when confronted with something likeÂ…ohÂ….facts. Byers just got a nice dose of the point us reichwing nut jobs have been making for years. When it happens a critical mass of the card carrying bleeding hearts then the tide will turn. Not before.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 09, 2014 03:51 PM (yz6yg)

388 If your name is Ta-Nehisi, you might be just too stupid to breathe. Wut?

Posted by: The Nisei[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:52 PM (44jNh)

389 allright...can't stand any more of this tampon wearing scrunt. Naptime. Later roonz and roonettez, I'll be back for the ONT.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 09, 2014 03:52 PM (yh0zB)

390 I'm going to wear a tampon earrings to the shop tomorrow and see if the employees respect me more.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 03:52 PM (fq8Ur)

391 Do these earrings make me look fat?

Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (DrC22)

392 386 Meremortal, Cherokee bro at January 09, 2014 07:51 PM (1Y+hH)

Well for the sake of argument assume he is Andrew Sullivan Special Forces and has never known the touch of labial paradise...


if he lacks sisters he may think that's what they are supposed to be deployed like...

he doesn't not to seem to be too erudite.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (TE35l)

393 Why? Because FUCK YOU, That's Why!

Posted by: 52% of 'Merica at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (vHRtU)

394 I think he did his best work on that infamous web site "Coatse." 

Posted by: TRVTH at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (w41GQ)

395 I thought Cornel West or is it Noam Chomsky that are suppose to be this country's supper dupper smart ones.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (mETGQ)

396 391 Do these earrings make me look fat?

Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at January 09, 2014 07:53 PM (DrC22)

 

Not when it rains.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (LI48c)

397 Intellectuals are overrated. Agreed.

Posted by: Khmer Rouge[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (44jNh)

398 3.) The restaurant we went to (If you're a francophile and Aurora is your server, you're in luck.) was Joseph Leonard. If you're in New York, go. Get the kale. Get the oysters. And—I can't believe I'm going to say this—get the hamhock. Also get the carrot cake. And have a glass of Les Garrigues. Take someone you love who loves food almost as much as they love you. ********* Damn this Kale Kraze. It's everywhere and it sucks.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 03:54 PM (RJMhd)

399 She's kind of cute though,I'd bang her. Hmmm. Earlier photos of her are not unattractive but later ones clearly show her putting on weight and not in the good places either. Euuuuuwwww...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 09, 2014 03:54 PM (PMGbu)

400 Wife to husband, as she looks in mirror: "I look fat, ugly and old and I really need for you to say something nice about me." Husband: "You have great eyesight." *And that's when the fight started.*

Posted by: Meremortal, Cherokee bro at January 09, 2014 03:55 PM (1Y+hH)

401 He says he was out to dinner with his "wife" He want to fuck her. He wants her to do things that are felonies in Virginia

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 03:56 PM (zOTsN)

402 If I wasn't so intellectual, I could have more cornrows.

Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at January 09, 2014 03:56 PM (DrC22)

403 387 Sean Bannion at January 09, 2014 07:51 PM (yz6yg)

There's truth to that.  Or you know they start killing people.  Six of one a half dozen of the other in most of the world thus far we have mostly dodged the bulletstorm.

Along the line of Byers it will be interesting to see if the Moderate Wing Media All-Stars learn the proper lesson from "the 1st annual Chris Chsristie Media Wienie Roast" or if they remain the smug self-absorbed ponces they've been and stay addicts?

You'd think Christie coupled with McCain 08 would get the point across.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:56 PM (TE35l)

404 he doesn't not to seem to be too erudite. Posted by: Sven 10077 You'll get no argument from me on that one, sven my fren.

Posted by: Meremortal, Cherokee bro at January 09, 2014 03:56 PM (1Y+hH)

405 358 Okay, color me ignorant here. If you have cornrows you can't wash your hair? Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 07:44 PM (u25eL) One can wash as much one wants, but washing the hair *a lot* breaks it off, especially since the hair is already stressed by the cornrows.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 03:56 PM (36Rjy)

406 He wants her to do things that are felonies in Virginia. *pfft*

Posted by: Vietnam[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 03:57 PM (44jNh)

407 On campus, duct-tape covered mouths for Trayvon were an inspired idea.

Posted by: Phenom Phen at January 09, 2014 03:57 PM (R6JT1)

408 Black hair is really, really difficult to manage. I used to work with a black woman who went to the beauty parlor once a week to get it washed and styled and it took hours. I once had a black hair stylist and she admitted to me she much preferred working with white hair not only because it was easier, but because it was more lucrative. While black women go to the beauty parlor more frequently than white women, she could cut and color the hair of 4 white customers in the same time it took her to take care of one black customer.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 09, 2014 03:57 PM (R3gO3)

409 I think Coates's first post cited her ambivalence about bigamy/polygamy, since she has Mormon background apparently, as one piece of advantage about her thought leader abilities? some srs intellectualism right there

Posted by: the kid at January 09, 2014 03:58 PM (TP6sz)

410 Ta-Nehisi Coates That's a Klingon insult meaning couch fucker.

Posted by: Worf at January 09, 2014 03:58 PM (mETGQ)

411 286 The Coates parent(s) had an unusual way of spelling Tennessee.
hmm........ Tennessee Coates ? are they like Columbus Blue Jackets ??
Posted by: seamrog at January 09, 2014 07:26 PM (9+oT7)

Tennessee Tuxedo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2014 03:58 PM (rLJaJ)

412 397 Khmer Rouge at January 09, 2014 07:53 PM (44jNh)

Whoa Cowboy Kol you're on her team not mine...she just doesn't get you're the end of the tail devouring dragon game...

when *I* eliminate intellectuals they have to earn a real living doing something that is a social good...you make thrones from their skulls.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:58 PM (TE35l)

413 If she wasn't black, no one would think of her as 'intellectual.' What they really mean is that she's appropriately liberal.

Posted by: --- at January 09, 2014 03:58 PM (MMC8r)

414 The white supremacist oppressor cultist looks at this attractive young black intellectual and says to himself, "Poseur." I look at her and say Sweeeeeet.

Posted by: Cornel West at January 09, 2014 03:59 PM (DrC22)

415 I would have given the call to Obama if it weren't for this little incident between him and the WH IT staff.

http://tinyurl.com/opjceuo
Still the smartest man in the room.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at January 09, 2014 03:59 PM (0It32)

416 The white supremacist oppressor cultist looks at this attractive young black intellectual and says to himself, "Poseur." I look at her and say Sweeeeeet. This from America's foremost pseudo intellectual Pfffft

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Pants[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 09, 2014 04:02 PM (yz6yg)

417 I once had a black hair stylist and she admitted to me she much preferred working with white hair not only because it was easier, but because it was more lucrative. While black women go to the beauty parlor more frequently than white women, she could cut and color the hair of 4 white customers in the same time it took her to take care of one black customer. Posted by: Donna V. at January 09, 2014 07:57 PM (R3gO3) More should go for a natural look. The wife switched to a more natural one about 6 months ago, washing it 4 times a week and doing an oil treatment. Besides a one-time cut, she hasn't needed to set foot inside a salon. The big problem is the coarseness of the hair.

Posted by: CAC at January 09, 2014 04:02 PM (4htUE)

418 I think a smarter woman would actually know where the tampons belong

Posted by: Albie Damned at January 09, 2014 04:02 PM (cGaCp)

419 I'm gonna go spout some pretentious gibberish about race and gender and all the white people like Chris Matthews are gonna go, "My, that girl is smart."

Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at January 09, 2014 04:03 PM (DrC22)

420

413 If she wasn't black, no one would think of her as 'intellectual.' What they really mean is that she's appropriately liberal.

 

 Well, all liberals think of themselves as much smarter than all conservatives - Biden, Ed Schultz and Amanda Marcotte are smarter than Sowell, Krauthammer, Pope Benedict,Cruz - it doesn't matter who. To them, liberal = smart. So a liberal on TV must be really, really smart - genius-like.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 09, 2014 04:03 PM (R3gO3)

421 408 Black hair is really, really difficult to manage. I used to work with a black woman who went to the beauty parlor once a week to get it washed and styled and it took hours. I once had a black hair stylist and she admitted to me she much preferred working with white hair not only because it was easier, but because it was more lucrative. While black women go to the beauty parlor more frequently than white women, she could cut and color the hair of 4 white customers in the same time it took her to take care of one black customer. Posted by: Donna V. at January 09, 2014 07:57 PM (R3gO3) Another reason I cut my hair so short: I'm not made of money.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 04:04 PM (36Rjy)

422 I want to how many times Melissa Harris-Perry was the beneficiary of an Affirmative Action admission. I wonder if that info is out there. Prolly not would be my guess.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 09, 2014 04:04 PM (yz6yg)

423 7 She's kind of cute though,I'd bang her. Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2014 06:16 PM (zqvg6) She looks like the stand-in for the Predator. Good luck, have at it.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at January 09, 2014 04:06 PM (GN71T)

424 We're all Affirmative Action now.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 09, 2014 04:06 PM (DrC22)

425 418 I think a smarter woman would actually know where the tampons belong Posted by: Albie Damned at January 09, 2014 08:02 PM (cGaCp) That's racist!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 09, 2014 04:08 PM (DrC22)

426 I want to how many times Melissa Harris-Perry was the beneficiary of an Affirmative Action admission. *** Here's the answer: Every time.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 04:09 PM (DmNpO)

427 422 Sean Bannion at January 09, 2014 08:04 PM (yz6yg)

It doesn't matter and I am not throwing you heat.

I really thought when we took our lumps for the ruling putting into precedent the need for elimination of AA by SCotUS one of the "usual suspects" of the Justice Brothers or Grivance Inc would cede that genuine equality was the more laudable goal....

I'm still waiting....

Not one democrat Pro grievance monger changed...

Then they needed weaponized rage b/c "war...and if it gets out how much of 9/11 our Howard Zinn/Gnome Chompsky Shit Caused we're fucked!"

and then WW3 and the reignition of every damped hotspot burst back to flame.

It saddens me.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 04:10 PM (TE35l)

428 How much cachet am I supposed to apply to a PhD in horseshit?

Posted by: --- at January 09, 2014 04:10 PM (MMC8r)

429 Anyone know how you stop Twitter from sending stupid ass notifications to your phone...short of removing the phone app or getting off Twitter?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 09, 2014 04:10 PM (bCEmE)

430 Okay..pardon the dumb questions but since we seem to have some experts here.. so how do people like Beyonce and Janet Jackson to name a few have such straight hair? I don't just mean straight but their hair has beautiful body and looks so beautiful.. I mean it looks like white hair.. hell it sure looks better than mine. Besides the obvious answer.. tons of money. How do they do that? I've always wondered.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 04:11 PM (u25eL)

431 429 Tami at January 09, 2014 08:10 PM (bCEmE)

In settings you click off updates.

Probably easier to do from a PC...

I hopped back into the scrum on Twitter...guess I should put it back in my Galaxy S of doom

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 04:12 PM (TE35l)

432 >>Feminism and Hip Hop, huh?

Shoot, I guess my unfinished dissertation  "Douchebaggery and Polka Music" might be worth working on again

Posted by: Albie Damned at January 09, 2014 04:13 PM (cGaCp)

433 7 She's kind of cute though,I'd bang her. Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2014 06:16 PM (zqvg6) Seconded. If I was deaf and couldn't hear her talk, we could have a grand old time.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2014 04:13 PM (sdi6R)

434 430 jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 08:11 PM (u25eL)

It depends, you can relax it and then crimp it multiple times, use extensions that vary in quality and cost wildly, or you can wear a wig...

Halle Barry's done all 3....

the amount of time needed to relax and retrain the hair is astounding...

I used to park my car at a salon's alley when I was guarding one of the contracts I was on....

PROFOUND amount of time on the relaxer, one beautiful woman was on it for the 5 hours I worked the floor.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 04:14 PM (TE35l)

435 Okay, I'm doing the vag-vault check. Two skeins of yarn ? check .38 special ? check Oh shit there's no room for my tampons. What to do, what to do ?

Posted by: mph not rpm at January 09, 2014 04:16 PM (9+oT7)

436 In settings you click off updates. Probably easier to do from a PC... I hopped back into the scrum on Twitter...guess I should put it back in my Galaxy S of doom Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 08:12 PM (TE35l) Thanks Sven. Found it in 'Settings' - 'Notifications' on my phone app.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 09, 2014 04:16 PM (bCEmE)

437 Sven.. I would think so much exposure to chemicals like that will do permanent damage to the hair and even cause hair loss.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 04:16 PM (u25eL)

438 baldilocks: When I lived in an apartment in DC with an outdoor pool, my friends and I would wonder why you never saw black women swimming in the pool, only the guys. I wondered if it was some strange cultural thing - until my hair stylist told me how hard and time-consuming it was to style black hair. Well, duh, then it clicked. They weren't afraid of the water, they were afraid of getting their hair wet.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 09, 2014 04:17 PM (R3gO3)

439 BREAKING NEWS: LAW SUIT FILED IN NJ BRIDGE SCANDAL - turn on Fox News /OTR about to report it

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 09, 2014 07:18 PM (DmNpO)

Well, trumping your partner's ace is considered bad form, but a lawsuit? Sheesh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2014 04:17 PM (60Q+L)

440 Okay..pardon the dumb questions but since we seem to have some experts here.. so how do people like Beyonce and Janet Jackson to name a few have such straight hair? I don't just mean straight but their hair has beautiful body and looks so beautiful.. I mean it looks like white hair.. hell it sure looks better than mine. Besides the obvious answer.. tons of money. How do they do that? I've always wondered. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 08:11 PM (u25eL) Delurking... Janet Jackson and Beyoncé either wear human hair weaves or human hair wigs. They spend thousands of dollars on these weaves and wigs. And the human hair used for said weaves and wigs is usually from Indians. Mind you, Beyoncé wears primarily lace-front wigs, which means the hair is weaved into a lace cap, which is then placed on her scalp. There is some flesh-colored material to mimic the scalp/forehead, which is glued to her face/forehead with a special adhesive. She does this usually while on tour and can wear this style for close to three months. But knowing Beyoncé, she is having it removed to wash her hair underneath.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 09, 2014 04:18 PM (wI7r8)

441 She's kind of cute though,I'd bang her. ##

Take a look at this picture of her with mom. She's already getting mom's arms.

http://tinyurl.com/ob6lgqc

Posted by: The Hickster at January 09, 2014 04:18 PM (TI3xG)

442 I Be.. well shit I didn't know that! I thought it was their own hair! But to repeat myself.. wouldn't that also eventually damage their real hair?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 04:20 PM (u25eL)

443 No she's beautiful that is the treagedy:

1) if she was not broadcasting it and you walked by her in a terminal you'd think she was either Puerto Rican or White with a tan....

2) who the fuck cares she's a mulatto?  Yes Halle Barry has faced a lot of bigotry and the vast majority of white men would throw her out of bed or not treat her well "really"

and I am not wanting to make light of #2 I know there is more to it, and I know that egalitarianism requires genuine deference and tolerance for the less beautiful I am making the point because of her little "internal action/romance/thriller/parable"

Honey you were born into an Upper Middle Lower Upper class existence, to an (as far as anyone knows) stable loving home.

She is not the target audience for most of the bigotry or sexism extant.

There are people who need bigotry walked out of them via peer pressure, and you cannot force tolerance.....

CANNOT do it.

She has such a toxic internal monologue for her cash she believes she ACTUALLY shares enough similarity to the Jim Crow era African American population or God help me the slave era.

It works Melissa and your prize is a life spent never quite being happy and empowering your fellow traveler communists to enslave others....

I salute you, forgive me for using just two fingers.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 04:21 PM (TE35l)

444

"Beyoncé wears primarily lace-front wigs,"

 

Lace wigs!

Posted by: Donna V. at January 09, 2014 04:22 PM (R3gO3)

445 new open thread

Posted by: seamrog at January 09, 2014 04:22 PM (9+oT7)

446 437 jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 08:16 PM (u25eL)

It can and does, I am not an expert I grew up with women working on their hair in the apartment complex..."not young guy stuff" and in the neighborhoods I worked....

I think a lot of it has to do with the judgement and skill of the beautician.

Baldi can explain better....

(no offense meant Baldi)

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 04:23 PM (TE35l)

447 "If you don't think Melissa Harris-Perry is America's pre-eminent public intellectual, you're racist." -Ta-Nehisi Coates "Yeah, what else is new. Can I be a homophobe now? Or how about a sexist? I really, *really* want to be a sexist. Can you redraw the offense lotto again- this 'racis'' shit is getting boring." -Fringe

Posted by: Fringe at January 09, 2014 04:30 PM (oWl4T)

448 I Be.. well shit I didn't know that! I thought it was their own hair! But to repeat myself.. wouldn't that also eventually damage their real hair? Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 08:20 PM (u25eL) Weaves can be very damaging to the hair, both black and white women. Wigs are probably the safest option out there if you want straight hair. Remember, your hair is protected under the wig. With relaxers, it's the same thing as perms...over time the chemicals will damage the scalp and cause thinning of hair. Coloring and/or bleaching of hair has the same effects. So while black women have more services done to their hair to achieve a certain look, white women aren't immune from it either. Hell, daily use of a curling iron and blow dryer will do enough damage over time. Anyway, hope that answers your question.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 09, 2014 04:33 PM (wI7r8)

449 I've never seen anybody put "intellectual" on a resume or business card.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 09, 2014 04:45 PM (5fSr7)

450 I am so sick of the white privilege bullcrap. In my line of work, I have been passed over for job based solely on the need for a "minority hire" - jobs that I was eminently more qualified for...I swallow this as part of the whole deal and don't really complain about it, but when shit like this comes out. It makes my blood boil. White privilege my ass.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at January 09, 2014 04:46 PM (dxZgK)

451 Take a look at this picture of her with mom. She's already getting mom's arms. ********** No, but those tampon earrings. Imagine those swinging around her earlobes while you bang her. In any position. She's riding you, and you look up. 's her cornrows and and some tampons swinging around her head. You're doing her in the missionary position, You nuzzle her neck and accidentally take in a mouth full of tampon. You're banging her from behind. You don't see her face or even the back of her head. there's those fucking tampon earrings again.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 09, 2014 04:47 PM (Y92Nd)

452 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 09, 2014 08:47 PM
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You put waaaay to much thought into that comment.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 09, 2014 04:49 PM (5fSr7)

453 Alright, I give up. I'm racist. ... Hey, wait a minute. Suddenly that word has no power anymore. This is amazing! I'M FREE!!!

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at January 09, 2014 04:57 PM (6j8ke)

454 I thought Ta-Nehisi Coates was a creature from the Star Trek universe...

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at January 09, 2014 04:57 PM (6j8ke)

455 Didn't even read the story, But she's about the whitest looking black of the blacks that I've ever seen. Is that the best MSNBC can do? Get a real dark one. Go big or go home. Don't token one that has to tell you she's black.

Posted by: UWP at January 09, 2014 04:58 PM (2hQRj)

456 Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 09, 2014 08:49 PM (5fSr7) For usual. REally Im just buzzed and laughing then adding more and laughing harder.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 09, 2014 05:00 PM (Y92Nd)

457 Damn this Kale Kraze.

It's everywhere and it sucks.

Posted by: Hawaii at January 09, 2014 07:54 PM (RJMhd)


Actually, kale (and chard) are key ingredients in my favorite version of ribollita, an Italian soup that is both delicious and (mostly) good for you.  On the vegetable side it includes kale, red chard, carrots, spinach, onions and white beans.  Simmered for hours in homemade chicken stock, with a ham bone in there for additional flavor if you've got it (and who wouldn't?).  Then you fry up some (i.e. a lot of) baguette-size bread slices (even better if they're dry and stale), and stir them in near the end of the cooking process.  Very hearty...almost a stew.

Any leafy vegetables less sturdy than kale or chard would not stand up to the (long) cooking process.   Additional notes:  add the carrots, spinach and onions an hour or two from the end of the cooking process, so as not to overcook them.  Don't use savoy cabbage (which many recipes include as an ingredient) as it makes the end product too smelly.  Garlic and spices (such as thyme, bay leaves and sage) to taste.

Don't use Giada de Laurentiis's recipe, by the way.  Not at all traditional, especially in its use of the bread.  The bread is used to thicken the soup during the cooking process, not as a submerged crouton.

Go ahead, try it just once.

Posted by: HTL at January 09, 2014 05:02 PM (QV8Gr)

458 Cuz it's a dead thread.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 09, 2014 05:02 PM (Y92Nd)

459 Kale is awesome, but it's a bubble for lazy people who don't cook.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 09, 2014 05:04 PM (Y92Nd)

460 Dr. Varno (#161):
"Is that Ta-Hennessy guy as smart as Tourée?"

I just realized (seriously) that Ta-Nehisi and Touré are actually two different people. I somehow thought there was only one black commentator with a fake-African first name and a boringly Anglo-Saxon last name, whom everyone takes seriously even though he's never said anything particularly intelligent, and now I find there are actually two of them. Amazing! To repeat: I'm not joking. I really thought there was only one.

Similarly, until a few months ago, I had the Munsters mixed up with the Addams Family, and Bewitched mixed up with I Dream of Jeannie. That is, after all these years I vaguely thought there was one one family-of-monsters TV show I hadn't seen since my childhood, and only one married-to-a-witch TV show from the same era, when there were actually two of each. I was relieved when the friend who broke the news about those four shows assured me there was only one show each featuring a talking horse and a hilarious Nazi prisoner-of-war camp.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 09, 2014 05:05 PM (6g9W/)

461 One cup of chopped Kale has 101 mg of calcium. ♫The more you know ...♫

Posted by: t'obias sm'oo't-ba'nd'i-coot at January 09, 2014 05:06 PM (QupBk)

462 Ta-Nehisi Coates might be a crappy judge not only of who is racist but who is a prominent intellectual. Ta-Nehisi Coates might be a doofus and a boob.

Posted by: cackfinger at January 09, 2014 05:18 PM (OsCtd)

463 so how do people like Beyonce and Janet Jackson to name a few have such straight hair? I don't just mean straight but their hair has beautiful body and looks so beautiful.. I mean it looks like white hair.. hell it sure looks better than mine. Besides the obvious answer.. tons of money. How do they do that? I've always wondered. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 09, 2014 08:11 PM (u25eL) They straighten it and buy it.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 05:31 PM (36Rjy)

464 Posted by: I Be That Chick at January 09, 2014 08:18 PM (wI7r Mooch does too.

Posted by: Madamex at January 09, 2014 05:39 PM (vaWdD)

465 Mooch does too. Posted by: Madamex at January 09, 2014 09:39 PM (vaWdD) Indeed she she does. Almost any black woman with money who doesn't want to wear her hair in its natural state--and some who do--buys hair. The money makes it look more "natural." Those with less money have less natural-looking weaves and wigs. A long time ago, I stopped buying into this phenomenon.

Posted by: baldilocks--Team SMOD at January 09, 2014 05:53 PM (36Rjy)

466 379 You know he's going to piss on your tombstone right after the serviceÂ…right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 09, 2014 07:46 PM (yz6yg)


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Paddy and Seamus were walking home from the pub. Paddy turns to Seamus and says, "Seamus, promise me that when I die ye'll take a bottle of fine Irish whiskey and pour it over my grave." Seamus says to Paddy, "Aye, but do ye mind if I strain it through my kidneys first?"

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 09, 2014 06:53 PM (HubSo)

467 I'd hit it.

Posted by: fb at January 09, 2014 07:39 PM (1Zoh4)

468 What happened to her head?

Posted by: Corona at January 10, 2014 05:41 AM (fh2Y7)

469

Condalisa Rice speaks Russian.  When is Hillary going to learn?

 

Posted by: burt at January 10, 2014 07:33 AM (1+kJ5)

470 Typical femi-nazi radical feminist.  Her earings tell you where her head is at.

Posted by: ron n. at January 11, 2014 07:24 PM (c7HxG)

471 Melissa needs to be more avante garde and wear her earrings in her mouth/tongue.  Maybe a condum or two ! 

Posted by: ron n. at January 12, 2014 09:30 AM (c7HxG)

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