February 25, 2014

The Huffington Post Is Pretty Sure It Has the Story That Will End Scott Walker's Bid for the Presidency
— Ace

Boom goes the dynamite.


But Walker breaking the rules while campaigning goes back even further, to his time as a college student at Marquette University, which the Democratic super PAC American Bridge is trying to remind people. American Bridge has been hammering Walker over the so-called John Doe scandal in recent days.

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In 1988, Walker wanted to become president of the school's student government, known as the Associated Students at Marquette University. He was running against John Quigley, a liberal student, in a race that became incredibly contentious. Election rules said that presidential candidates could not begin campaigning until after they registered, which started on Feb. 3.

Walker, however, was caught campaigning on Jan. 24....

At the meeting, according to a student in attendance, Walker asked the fraternity members, "What can ASMU do for the Inter-Fraternity council?" and told them he intended to run for president of ASMU in a few weeks.

As punishment, the campus elections commission prohibited Walker from campaigning until Feb. 4, 7:00 p.m. -- 24 hours after other candidates were officially allowed to begin. In response, Walker said, "I found no fault in their decision. ... All it does is limit me for one day."

He said villainously.

I don't think you people understand the gravity of this situation: In college, even though Walker knew he couldn't start campaigning until February 3, he told a group of people he intended to run for office on February 3. He was assigned a one-day penalty for this grave infraction.

In related news, Rachel Maddow just emailed me: "Looks like I've got my March programming all set."


Posted by: Ace at 08:21 AM | Comments (450)
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1 Groundhog Day.

Posted by: tubal at February 25, 2014 08:23 AM (YEQ2h)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 08:24 AM (PYAXX)

3 I squeezed the toothpaste from the middle of the tube today. [Sobs] The Shame! The Shame!

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 08:24 AM (RD7QR)

4 Someone shoot these fucking people. I'll pay you.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2014 08:24 AM (Ec6wH)

5 Seriously, if this is all they've got, they've got nothing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 08:24 AM (PYAXX)

6 HuffPo makes me giggle.

Posted by: Dick (@DicksTrash) at February 25, 2014 08:25 AM (GrtrJ)

7 Scott Walker was in college? I thought he got kicked out of middle school!

Posted by: LoFo voter at February 25, 2014 08:25 AM (GSIDW)

8 Shit just got real

Posted by: Murphy Bush at February 25, 2014 08:25 AM (vC6Bj)

9 But they can't find TFG's records, we still don't know if he was a foreign student.

Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2014 08:25 AM (mFlPS)

10 During his friends 8th birthday party, Scott Walker only waited 10 minutes after eating cake before jumping in the swimming pool.

Posted by: Donkey at February 25, 2014 08:25 AM (Ggh94)

11 Allen, it sounds to me like they're scared. Hope we don't help them.

Posted by: tubal at February 25, 2014 08:26 AM (YEQ2h)

12 HuffPo's research on Obama's college records was mind blowing. It's so great to see they're holding up their standards as objective journalists and not public relations whores for political party hacks.

Posted by: Multitude at February 25, 2014 08:26 AM (gJDLl)

13 The real question is did he give anybody a haircut? And where in or on the car did the dog ride?

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 08:26 AM (Hx5uv)

14 Fear me.

Posted by: A Nit at February 25, 2014 08:26 AM (/FnUH)

15 Speaking of MSNBC, when does Piers Morgan get a show there?

Posted by: Null at February 25, 2014 08:26 AM (xjpRj)

16 Its over people.  They got em.  Game over man, game over!

Posted by: Murphy Bush at February 25, 2014 08:26 AM (vC6Bj)

17 Oh, it gets worse. Much worse! I have signed, sealed affidavits that Scott Walker might occasionally take a penny, but he's never been confirmed to leave a penny. Wake up, sheeple!

Posted by: Blossom Shrieker-Harridan, Executive Editor of The Stalin Pages at February 25, 2014 08:26 AM (DLu2s)

18 Scott Walker once got dressed in a hurry, and wore mismatching socks. Sure, the socks were both black, but one was a Gold Toe and the other wasn't!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2014 08:27 AM (0cMkb)

19 In the high school cafeteria, Scott Walker took an extra piece of bread.

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 08:27 AM (RD7QR)

20 And he closed a line in the cafeteria as political retribution! Walker is FINISHED!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 25, 2014 08:27 AM (/o+xv)

21 9 But they can't find TFG's records, we still don't know if he was a foreign student. Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2014 12:25 PM (mFlPS) I'm no birther, but I'm basically assuming that this is the case. He uses anything he can to move up the parasite ladder.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at February 25, 2014 08:27 AM (09o/X)

22 10 During his friends 8th birthday party, Scott Walker only waited 10 minutes after eating cake before jumping in the swimming pool.

And the meme was born...

Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2014 08:27 AM (mFlPS)

23 er, I have a few stories too...

Posted by: Occidental College at February 25, 2014 08:27 AM (yrk2K)

24 Ooooo that Ebil Scott Walker! I heard he has cancer ray eyes, just like Romney. *sings* All the Dems think he's a spy, he's got cancer ray gun eyeeeesss

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 25, 2014 08:28 AM (0MVzQ)

25 And, when Walker's mom was only 8 weeks pregnant with Scott, she jaywalked.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2014 08:28 AM (IXrOn)

26 This is worse than when they got Jeff Gannon.

Posted by: lauraw at February 25, 2014 08:28 AM (yGblt)

27 Scott Walker had a history of "blowing off classes" in college, especially the early ones on Friday morning.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2014 08:28 AM (/FnUH)

28 At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 25, 2014 08:28 AM (yFb77)

29 So Hillary's people are moving down the Republican party candidate checklist. Smear Christie? Check. Smear Walker? Needs work. Smear Perry? ...

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 08:28 AM (RD7QR)

30 This, in many ways, is the story of Obama

Posted by: Some washington douche at February 25, 2014 08:28 AM (vC6Bj)

31 Scott Walker's literary biography stated that he was born in Kenya for years and years.
Oh wait, that was someone else. I denounce myself.

Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2014 08:29 AM (mFlPS)

32 To be fair, the Democrats already threw everything they had (0) in the recall in 2012. That idiotic decision to try to recall him likely killed any chance they had of actually getting rid of him.

Posted by: CAC at February 25, 2014 08:29 AM (6kusz)

33 On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

Posted by: Scott "One Evil Dude" Walker at February 25, 2014 08:29 AM (8GKDa)

34 I still think that some of the comments in the earlier threads, assigning real stupid shit by Obama to Scott Walker is the way to go.

Also, I see a group of black Pastors are going after Holder.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2014 08:29 AM (NHZpR)

35 Walker is a bastard.  I should chew his head off.

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 25, 2014 08:29 AM (S+el1)

36 Early in his first term Scott Walker turned the heat up in the governor's mansion to 70 degrees.

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 08:30 AM (RD7QR)

37 Honestly, this doesn't seem like a big deal to me.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2014 08:30 AM (bxKJf)

38 Scott Walker once propositioned a guy in a restroom....he asked if he could spare a square.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 25, 2014 08:30 AM (0MVzQ)

39 I'm not a Birther either, but the complete lack of interest by the Media on Obama's origins versus this panicky BS just, again, shows us the stacked deck we have to play with.

Posted by: tubal at February 25, 2014 08:30 AM (YEQ2h)

40 In many ways, what John Quigley went through in that election is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Mark Murray at February 25, 2014 08:30 AM (yFb77)

41 I heard that Scott Walker once took two free samples at the Miller brewing tour. -WaPo

Posted by: AMDG at February 25, 2014 08:30 AM (t7OO0)

42 Once when he was seven, Scott Walker only counted to nine during a game of Hide and Go Seek.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 08:30 AM (SY2Kh)

43 and yet we all know, if the effing media and entertainment figures carry on about it long enough in troubled and disapproving tones, the average voter will have a vague idea Walker is some sort of cheating lowlife and vote against him.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 25, 2014 08:31 AM (AE9og)

44 http://cheezburger.com/8074253568

I knew an appropriate thread would come along.

Posted by: Sneaky Weasels Everywhere[/i][/b][/s] at February 25, 2014 08:31 AM (DL2i+)

45 This crap is ok to talk about but we absolutely positively can NOT talk about Hillary! and her history in the White House vis a vis that horn dog hubby of hers. The Stupid. It Burns......

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at February 25, 2014 08:31 AM (1M/xn)

46 THERE IS NO BIAS IN THE MSM.

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 25, 2014 08:32 AM (wtvvX)

47 My favorite comment at the Huffy story is:  And Scott Walker didn't even finish collage...LMAO.


What do art projects have to do with it?

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2014 08:32 AM (bAGA/)

48 And Huffpo thinks this is worse than starting your political career in the living room of an admitted cop killer and terrorist.

Posted by: mikulin at February 25, 2014 08:32 AM (AUchl)

49 GOOD. I mentioned this last night in an open thread, that lib artists I follow on twitter were being gleeful about Walker's demise. But the horde reassured me they are just being idiots. Glad to know is definitely the case.

I might have some serious unfollowing on Twitter to do...shame, I like their art and getting updates on what they are up to, but they need to stop inserting politics into everything. Especially when their political news is dead wrong.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2014 08:32 AM (BF+2f)

50 Scott Walker advocates demonstrations in the streets bringing guillotines for His political opponents. Scott Walker uses IRS to scare political enemies, also uses unions to intimidate average citizens . Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 11:15 AM (nqBYe) 463 Scot Walker sends citizens to scare other opponents children at their homes. Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 11:16 AM (nqBYe) 464 We definately should never give a man like that Power over citizens . Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 11:17 AM (nqBYe) 465 other things Huff and snuff should have said. Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 11:17 AM (nqBYe) 466 Scot Walker doesn't mind sending others to schools to scare/follow children that do not like his politics. now off to finish prepping dinner.

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 08:32 AM (nqBYe)

51 In the next hard hitting report they'll tell us how he had his opponents sealed divorce records leaked to the press. Oh wait, nevermind.

Posted by: rockhead at February 25, 2014 08:33 AM (jtTKf)

52 Pretty embarrasing, for Huffpo.

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2014 08:33 AM (xWW96)

53 What do art projects have to do with it? Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2014 12:32 PM (bAGA/) Arts and Crafts is the only major that matters. All the others are selling out, man.

Posted by: AMDG at February 25, 2014 08:33 AM (t7OO0)

54 One time, at lunch, I saw Scott Walker put an extra carton of milk in his bookbag and walk out of the dining hall.

Posted by: '88 Marquette Alum at February 25, 2014 08:33 AM (S+el1)

55 Being from the Democratic People's Republic of Illinois, I remember the hatchet job they did on Jack Ryan to clear the way for Obama to get elected. And the complicity of some pubbies in the state. This stuff always makes me queasy.

Posted by: tubal at February 25, 2014 08:33 AM (YEQ2h)

56 Boner went to see his lord and master earlier today.

We'll find out what the latest stupidity will be later.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at February 25, 2014 08:34 AM (LSDdO)

57 This is very serious.

Posted by: Car trunks full of Dem ballots at February 25, 2014 08:34 AM (Dwehj)

58 While in college, Scott Walker once Blocked Spades in a Bridge Game.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2014 08:34 AM (LOJtQ)

59 If PuffHo went away, today, would anyone notice?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at February 25, 2014 08:34 AM (IXrOn)

60 There are serious doubts as to whether Scott Walker wrote either one of his autobiographies.

Posted by: Furious George at February 25, 2014 08:34 AM (yFb77)

61 Walker rides a Harley. Hillary hasn't driven in 15 years.

Posted by: redenzo at February 25, 2014 08:35 AM (WCnJW)

62 Scott Walker refuses to rewind DVD's!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 08:35 AM (p9JxP)

63 59

If PuffHo went away, today, would anyone notice?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at February 25, 2014 12:34 PM (IXrOn)


Aside from the imbeciles who write there for free?

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 08:35 AM (RD7QR)

64 I bet Walker's mom isn't even a commie whore.  Who would elect someone without that kind of pedigree?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 25, 2014 08:35 AM (tv7DV)

65 Oh come on, it's not like Walker did something serious like have an employee screw with some lanes to create a Godzilla attack worth of traffic.

Posted by: Rory Miller at February 25, 2014 08:35 AM (IL9gH)

66 13 The real question is did he give anybody a haircut? And where in or on the car did the dog ride? Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 12:26 PM (Hx5uv) My God. I hope he hides the binders of wymmyns.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (ktNEN)

67 My favorite comment at the Huffy story is: And Scott Walker didn't even finish collage...LMAO.

Yep.  Like every single other Republican they'll ride that one into Hades and back.  He's a dummy!  He didn't graduate!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (4QSOR)

68 Scott Walker thinks being an "early bird" and "jumping the gun" are desirable traits.  He also thinks people should earn a living.  Throw scalding water on him.

Posted by: Community Organizer at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (6H6o8)

69
This is HUGE. It was ONLY 3 Decades ago!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (n0DEs)

70 Read the comments. We're so f*cked as a nation.

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (n2K+4)

71 breaking the rules while campaigning In many ways, isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (7ObY1)

72 >>>4 Someone shoot these fucking people. I'll pay you. why? Are you unclear on the policy regarding threats? Why does every asshole in the world think that the rules only apply to other people?

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (/FnUH)

73 Arts and Crafts is the only major that matters. All the others are selling out, man.
Fuck you, dude, and your micro-aggression against Nap majors!

Posted by: nap major at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (Eiwo7)

74 OT: On Twitchy, Oli8ver Stones complains about right wing extremist New York Times criticizing the benevolent government of Venezuela.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 08:36 AM (Hx5uv)

75

While in college, Walker also donated money to a front group for ALEC.

Posted by: Rachel Madddow at February 25, 2014 08:37 AM (S+el1)

76 Scott Walker once had an overdue library book.

Posted by: HuffPo at February 25, 2014 08:37 AM (Dwehj)

77 We need a media smart candidate. Because any republican will have to fight them in total war. Media savvy and battle-hardened is pretty important to me these days. Anything they an find will be portrayed as BIG and PURE EVIL. With long, drawn out, wall to wall coverage. Remember Mitt Romney cutting hair. What a monster.

Posted by: Z Ryan at February 25, 2014 08:37 AM (fMK2m)

78 aren't they fucking hysterical. Boy Walker must scare the shit out of them. Oh yeah he broke the unions in WI of all places. President Walker could deunionize federal employees with an executive order. Were he to repeat his union bust feat on a national level it would be all over for the Dems the money machine would be broken.

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at February 25, 2014 08:37 AM (HEa5q)

79 Scott Walker went hunting as a teen on a farm that had a rock with Skandi painted on it.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 25, 2014 08:37 AM (a5Mel)

80 12 HuffPo's research on Obama's college records was mind blowing. I want to see his transcripts. I guarantee it'll be like this: Nothing better than a C in any real class at Occidental, lots of D's and a couple of F's. Somehow he parlays that into Columbia, where he never took any real classes with exams and attendance and such. They'll all be seminars, plenty of which have "Marxist" in the title. Then Harvard, where you'll see less than mediocre grades in the first year. Then they shoot up when he takes the smaller courses with the compromised profs. And the test scores. Let's see the test scores. Even though he didn't graduate, I wonder if Walker took calculus. The course that our entire ruling class spends their whole academic lives avoiding.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 25, 2014 08:37 AM (T0NGe)

81 Did you know that in 3rd grade Walker brought some Hershey's kisses to school.......and didn't share???

Posted by: maddogg at February 25, 2014 08:37 AM (xWW96)

82 He probably didn't even turn off the fraud checking for his internet credit card campaign donations.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (tv7DV)

83 74 OT: On Twitchy, Oli8ver Stones complains about right wing extremist New York Times criticizing the benevolent government of Venezuela.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 12:36 PM (Hx5uv)


Then he started complaining about sanity!

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (RD7QR)

84 The media for all intents and purposes has declared war on about half of the country. On the one hand, they should be afforded their full first amendment rights. On the other hand, there should at least be a thought in the back of their empty minds that their unabashed bias for one party, which really amounts to nothing more than being "in with the cool kids," will eventually have consequences. I'm thinking a Guantanamo bay cocktail for starters...although for the Ronan Farrows that might be a perk.

Posted by: resist we much at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (u0wJh)

85

He turned me into a Newt!

Posted by: Newt Gingritch at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (a5Mel)

86 Wait...Walker didn't finish College?
And by most accounts does not turn gold into shit every time he touches it?

Cause, correlation or coincidence?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (NHZpR)

87 Arianna Huffington is laughing her ass off all the way to the bank. She still can't believe someone coughed up millions for that piece of shit....

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (wtvvX)

88 At Burger King, Scott Walker orders water and refills with diet Coke.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (8GKDa)

89 Walker listed his daughters as "Senior Staff" on a recent trip to Africa. Taxpayers on the hook for $424,000! oh wait...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (IXrOn)

90 The one-day delay in allowing Walker to begin his campaign was a tax, not a penalty.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (yFb77)

91 I'm dying to know what the libbies are saying in the comments section of Huffpo about this, but I cannot bring myself to click on that site.

Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2014 08:38 AM (XkXzn)

92 ROTFLMAO

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 08:39 AM (zDsvJ)

93 56 Boner went to see his lord and master earlier today. We'll find out what the latest stupidity will be later. -- Agenda: Final solution for that pesky Tea Party problem. Seriously, we know what will happen: Boehner will sell out the base and Obama will double-cross him.

Posted by: Lucy's Football at February 25, 2014 08:39 AM (GSIDW)

94 At age nine, Scott Walker had a street corner lemonade stand, and he knowingly shorted a patron. The pour didn't come anywhere near the top of the glass.

I was THERE, man. Saw it with my own eyes. I couldn't sleep for a week. Just unbelievable. How can you trust someone like that with power?

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 08:39 AM (gqT4g)

95 "In related news, Rachel Maddow just emailed me: "Looks like I've got my March programming all set.""

Anybody catch that exchange on Bill Maher with Cooke? Cooke brings up the fact that her excessive coverage of "Bridgegate" was an effort to hinder Christies 2016 chances. She accused Cooke of being a conspiracy theorist. After Maddox's two months of nonstop Christie coverage looking into everything and everyone she can marginally tie to Christie to lead her viewership to believe Christie himself was the mastermind behind the GWB bridge closing, Cooke is the conspiracy nut.
This is their intellectual giant.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2014 08:39 AM (IV4od)

96 These people are our countrymen. 


0.o Let us marinate in the utter humiliation of sharing a homeland with these lunatics.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 25, 2014 08:39 AM (9LuAk)

97 Scott Walker once carved a gun from the sandwich in his Flintstones lunchbox.

Posted by: HuffPo at February 25, 2014 08:40 AM (Dwehj)

98 Scott Walker has dined on dog.  Oh, wait.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 25, 2014 08:40 AM (6H6o8)

99 In other news, the oldest Bitcoin exchange has finally appeared to have died. They appear to have lost many bitcoins from unpatched exploits, and extremely poor accounting. Their lack of PR communication further compounds this. Luckily I'm not a dumbass and don't hold my bitcoin on someone else's server. They are either on paper, or on my android device.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at February 25, 2014 08:40 AM (09o/X)

100 I'm really starting to think Walker will be the Nominee in 2016 and all this ankle-biting is just going to increase his profile with GOP voters in the mean time. 

Posted by: Kaisersoze at February 25, 2014 08:40 AM (FPNs8)

101 While in college, Scott Walker once Blocked Spades in a Bridge Game.
I heard he trumped a spade with a club... a fuckin' club, man, in a game of euchre.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 08:40 AM (Eiwo7)

102 O--M--Gawd. These people are insane. Really HuffPo--you have to go to his college campaign? Jeebus Walker must be squeaky clean.

Posted by: tasker at February 25, 2014 08:40 AM (RJMhd)

103 Don't sneer at Arts and Crafts. I knew a woman in college who told me that she had created her major, i.e., arts and crafts. I guess it is no different than painting. And she was always making all sorts of neat stuff. An arts and crafts major makes shit that can be sold.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 25, 2014 08:40 AM (6Nj7A)

104 96 These people are our countrymen.


0.o Let us marinate in the utter humiliation of sharing a homeland with these lunatics.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 25, 2014 12:39 PM (9LuAk)


They don't want to be with us either. The only thing holding the republic together is that whole "secede and we send armies to destroy you" thing.

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 08:41 AM (RD7QR)

105 Brett McMurphy ✔ @McMurphyESPN

Duck Commander Independence Bowl signs 6-year deal for naming rights to the bowl game source told @ESPN

3:50 PM - 23 Feb 2014

Posted by: Terry Bradshaw at February 25, 2014 08:41 AM (e8kgV)

106 Wait until they find out Obama was a coke-head! They'll be calling for his impeachment in a heart beat!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2014 08:41 AM (P3U0f)

107

You  Huffpo  bastards  will  be  hearing  from  our  lawyers.

Posted by: The Onion at February 25, 2014 08:41 AM (rXcBX)

108 Scott Walker frequents gay bathhouses.  Oh, wait.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 25, 2014 08:41 AM (6H6o8)

109 I remember the hatchet job they did on Jack Ryan to clear the way for Obama to get elected. And the complicity of some pubbies in the state. And the G.D. Chicago Tribune was pushing for the release.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 25, 2014 08:41 AM (3m9Uc)

110 He also wore the same pair of underwear 2 days in a row, in 5th grade we think. Rachel Maddow is looking into it No really, you can't make them look sillier than they do themselves--

Posted by: Dale the witless at February 25, 2014 08:42 AM (kzxV0)

111 I bet Walker's all uppity and would never give weekly blowbangs at his favorite bathhouse like I do.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 25, 2014 08:42 AM (tv7DV)

112 I've heard tell that Scott Walker only chews his food 27 times, not the requisite 32, before swallowing.

Posted by: Matticus at February 25, 2014 08:42 AM (0Mr4u)

113 And we still know nothing about Obama's college years, oh never mind.....

Posted by: Chris Vaughn at February 25, 2014 08:42 AM (h+2SD)

114 They don't want to be with us either. The only thing holding the republic together is that whole "secede and we send armies to destroy you" thing. Challenge accepted.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 08:43 AM (p9JxP)

115 From the comments. This guy clearly has no sense of irony whatsoever Let's see, who ELSE does this description fit? Rob M. (IBWatching) 5 2,853 Fans·Better Living Through Liberalism Ignores the rules. Does it his way. Challenges you to do something about it. Marks of a dictator. 24 FEB 6:33 PM

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 08:43 AM (7ObY1)

116 Scott Walker gave a schoolyard bully a wedgie. In second grade.

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 08:43 AM (GSIDW)

117 Wait...Walker didn't finish College?
And by most accounts does not turn gold into shit every time he touches it?

Cause, correlation or coincidence?
Inquiring minds want to know.

One of the things that excited me about Romney was the "dummy" label just couldn't be applied.  Double Harvard major in Business and JD on scholarship.  GPA at what? 3.9?  Wildly successful in business.

As to Walker's success, by the time the media hatchet men are done with him everyone will say it's a mixed bag. 

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 25, 2014 08:43 AM (4QSOR)

118 Did Huffpo find the spelling error in Obama's Senior Thesis?

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 25, 2014 08:43 AM (9Bdcz)

119 Wait until they find out Obama was a coke-head! They'll be calling for his impeachment in a heart beat!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2014 12:41 PM


Yep, they really excoriated Michelle Kwan for just holding a bottle of the stuff in a print ad.

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2014 08:43 AM (bAGA/)

120 Posted by: Judge Pug at February 25, 2014 12:40 PM (6Nj7A) Good for her and glad it has worked out. Those really good at it can make a living and sharpen their talents in painting, graphic design, etc. For the average kid, though, 60k/year should be an investment. Otherwise, there are many cheaper places to vacation and you don't even have to go to class.

Posted by: AMDG at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (t7OO0)

121 Scott Walker once used up the last of the toilet paper at an Arby's! And did not alert the staff!!

Posted by: HuffPo Investigative Reporter at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (RJMhd)

122 Good heavens!

*faints*

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (/AHDz)

123 We need a media smart candidate. Because any republican will have to fight them in total war. Media savvy and battle-hardened is pretty important to me these days.
___
That's totally me!

But I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

Posted by: Governor Crispy at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (P3U0f)

124 Better Living Through Liberalism

Now, that's funny.

Posted by: HuffPo at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (Dwehj)

125 They don't want to be with us either. The only thing holding the republic together is that whole "secede and we send armies to destroy you" thing.

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 12:41 PM (RD7QR)


"We hate everything about you, your children, your philosophy, the place you live, the jobs you hold, the vehicles you drive the food you eat, and would like nothing better than to be rid of you once and for all, but don't you dare leave us!!"


Megalomania combined with Stockholm syndrome is not a pleasant thing to behold... or live with.  -_- Alas for this country.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (9LuAk)

126 Oh, we'll help them, never fear .... I've seen it in the comments here already, maybe he's soft on amnesty, damn dirty rino, and so on. Until we can all get together behind someone who is radical enough to cut spending, cut the bureaucracy, and enforce the Constitution as the only goals, without reference to everybody's pet projects which are what cause most of the fighting, we will continue to lose.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (3X3ZR)

127 Just wait-they're holding back proof that he once ripped the tag off a mattress.

Posted by: mikesixes at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (SFmwD)

128 Those commenters sure are obsessed with Koch. #JustSayin'

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (7ObY1)

129 >>>They don't want to be with us either. The only thing holding the republic together is that whole "secede and we send armies to destroy you" thing. No they won't. Secede. Republic of Texas.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (7GJd1)

130 In the third grade, Walker got a conduct notice for biting a pop-tart into the shape of a gun.

Posted by: HuffPo at February 25, 2014 08:44 AM (S+el1)

131 Scott Walker's United States flag only has fifty stars on it.
Clearly a shallow minded Trog.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2014 08:45 AM (NHZpR)

132 If Scott Walker had a son, he'd look like Trayvon.

Posted by: Furious George at February 25, 2014 08:45 AM (yFb77)

133 He also wore the same pair of underwear 2 days in a row, in 5th grade we think. If you can't get fours days out of them, turn in your man card. Front, back, turn 'em inside out, front, back.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 08:45 AM (p9JxP)

134 I was going to run for office until a friend reminded me about a 3 day suspension I received in High School for smoking in the stairwell. Ruined my dream forever. Seriously, the fucking President won't release a single school transcript, he himself told his literary publisher he was born in Kenya, he ran for State rep as an honest to God Socialist, respected investigators don't believe the story about where he was born, he pretends he can't remember a thing he heard in a racist Black Nationalist Marxist church for 20 fucking years where BTW his radical pastor wrote a book saying bluntly that Obama thinks of himself as a Muslim, his college friends at Columbia said he wanted an armed Marxist revolution in the USA, he was a complete failure as a community organizer which was his only real job ever, and he is dismantling the entire Western World by destroying the core values, governmental structure, financial viability and traditions of the United States but not a fucking word about any of that other than to blame his life story on racist wingnuts in the MSM. Also may I remind you that the PuffHo featured a 'Latin Affairs' writer for years giving insight into the hispanic viewpoint, untold important stories and exposés os the Bush administration. One day that writer resigned to spend time with their family and and concentrate on their own projects and, still not reported, also expelled from the United States for espionage and returned to Cuba to continue as an official in the State Information Agency--a post they had held the entire time they wrote for the 'Ho. Yeah I'm angry, bitter and waiting for SMOD.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 25, 2014 08:45 AM (3MFur)

135 124 Better Living Through Liberalism Now, that's funny. I think his "IB Watching" is rayciss.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 08:46 AM (7ObY1)

136 Well I can guarantee that I never broke any campaign regulations while I was in college. Now for those things that some of you people call "laws", err... YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING! I DARE YOU! YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2014 08:46 AM (8Fa5Z)

137 An arts and crafts major makes shit that can be sold.
I'm aiming for public service. Maybe even VP one day.

Posted by: nap major at February 25, 2014 08:46 AM (Eiwo7)

138 Scott Walker had the divorce records of his opponent unsealed in Chicago. Or maybe that was someone else ...

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 08:46 AM (GSIDW)

139 The downer of the risible HuffPo exertion is that it points out that the
estimable Scott Walker is a gubmint lifer.  Even going back to the pretend/ play-acting of student "government."

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at February 25, 2014 08:46 AM (mOQjx)

140 Scott Walker wrote bad poetry about apes in grottos stepping on crunchy figs.  Oh wait.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 25, 2014 08:46 AM (a5Mel)

141 What I want to know, is who paid for Obama's education.

Either it was paid for directly or someone made a "contribution" to the college to help him get in. (or faked some kind of scholarship that just happened to apply only to him).

There's some interesting anecdotes about how he was being groomed by some Arab operative. His links to muslims and his visible actions and statements would corroborate an opinion that he is more muslim than christian and inclined to look up to muslim leaders as his mentors. (hence the bowing)

He has received many accolades and encomiums that on their face are undeserved. No large body of scholarship no writings that can be proven to be solely his authorship and a path of upward mobility that almost deifies gravity with NO apparent reason.

He's MORE than an Affirmative Action President, he's more of some clandestine organizations legend. Created solely to be placed in high office in the United States for what purpose, you can guess.

And they succeeded beyond their dreams.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (LSDdO)

142 STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT EXCLUSIVE, MIND BLOWING REVELATION RE: SCOTT WALKER. HINT, HE SAID HE LIKED CATS AND DOGS THE SAME, BUT ! WE HAVE INCONTROVERTIBLE, UNDENIABLE, INDISPUTABLE AND UNIMPEACHABLE EVIDENCE HE SHOWED, ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS!!!! A DISTINCT PREFERENCES TO CATS....

Posted by: Huffington Post at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (yrk2K)

143 128 Those commenters sure are obsessed with Koch. ______________________ And what, exactly, is wrong with that?

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (yFb77)

144 Did Huffpo find the spelling error in Obama's Senior Thesis?

Has anyone here read Michelle Obama's thesis.  Oh. My. Dumb.  She's barely literate and overtly racist.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (4QSOR)

145 I remember the hatchet job they did on Jack Ryan to clear the way for Obama to get elected. And the complicity of some pubbies in the state.
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Hmm...if old Jack had been happy enough keeping his bedroom stuff in the bedroom we'd be talking about President Hillary and Hillarycare right now...not sure if that would be better or worse...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (P3U0f)

146 And Huffpo thinks this is worse than starting your political career in the living room of an admitted cop killer and terrorist. Posted by: mikulin at February 25, 2014 12:32 PM ....................When you're a lefty, that's a feature. Not a bug.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (/o+xv)

147
Scott Walker went golfing!  Once.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (n0DEs)

148 139 The downer of the risible HuffPo exertion is that it points out that the estimable Scott Walker is a gubmint lifer. Even going back to the pretend/ play-acting of student "government." Cordially... Which the commenters note, once again, with no sense of self-awareness or irony. What real job has Teh Won ever held?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (7ObY1)

149 Those commenters sure are obsessed with Koch.

Winter is coming!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 25, 2014 08:47 AM (4QSOR)

150 - 123 But I'll CRUSH that bridge when I come to it. Posted by: Governor Crispy at February 25, 2014 12:44 PM ------------------------------ FIFY

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 08:48 AM (8GKDa)

151 Reminds me of my "Scott Brown Mega Scandal - he once drank orange juice from the jug" article which actually went semi-viral (back when this was still a new joke).

Posted by: Mega at February 25, 2014 08:48 AM (hHFOx)

152 Barrel-time for yrk2K!

Posted by: Y-not at February 25, 2014 08:48 AM (zDsvJ)

153 but don't you dare leave us!!" - well somebody's got to pay the bill.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 08:48 AM (Hx5uv)

154 HuffPo to the barrel!!!

Posted by: AMDG at February 25, 2014 08:48 AM (t7OO0)

155 Hmm...if old Jack had been happy enough keeping his bedroom stuff in the bedroom Jack Ryan didn't order his own sealed divorce records to be unsealed.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 08:48 AM (7ObY1)

156 PuffHo to the barrel. PuffHo to the barrel, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 08:48 AM (p9JxP)

157 Those commenters sure are obsessed with Koch.
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Well, the male half of them anyway.

Posted by: Mr Obvious at February 25, 2014 08:48 AM (P3U0f)

158 Posted by: Huffington Post at February 25, 2014 12:47 PM (yrk2K) That's a barreling.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at February 25, 2014 08:49 AM (09o/X)

159 "Then Harvard, where you'll see less than mediocre grades in the first year. Then they shoot up when he takes the smaller courses with the compromised profs."

Take the smaller courses? He didn't even do that.

Laurence Tribe has said on the record that he excused Obama from performing the usual HLS coursework. Because of his obvious brilliance.

Not making this up. Not a word of it.

You have to wonder what, really, Obama did actually do at Harvard. He wasn't shouldering the normal courseload, per Tribe. He didn't do a damn thing as president of the law review, per the accounts of those who were on the HLR at the time -- he fobbed off all the actual work on subordinates, and was the first head of the HLR going back to its founding not to contribute an article under his name.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 08:49 AM (gqT4g)

160 Yeah, meanwhile back on Sane Earth..... I still can't read Emperor Ego's curricula vitae. I give up, they win.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 25, 2014 08:49 AM (TE35l)

161 HufPo to the Barrel

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2014 08:49 AM (NHZpR)

162

One thing we know about liberals, they stay  cocooned  for so long, they  eventually forget to pretend to be normal people. 

 

It never fails. 

 

What might be  different this time is  we used to be able to count on their opposition pointing out how out of step they are, whereas nowadays the  opposition party seems more inclined to reply "me too" to their nonsense. 

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2014 08:49 AM (TOk1P)

163 step aside, we take large steps !

Posted by: Huffington Post at February 25, 2014 08:49 AM (yrk2K)

164 Will no one rid me of this troublesome HuffPo?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 08:49 AM (PYAXX)

165 I think Scott Walker lied to get financial assistance to get into one of the most expensive colleges ever. Why do i think so? He wrote a book stating He was a citizen of another country.

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 08:49 AM (nqBYe)

166 not sure if that would be better or worse...

The main difference is we'd all be sexists instead of racists.

Posted by: Mega at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (hHFOx)

167 Scott Walker? Puts the milk carton back in the fridge empty.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (VtjlW)

168 You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Double Secret Probation at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (KSjsb)

169 Has anyone here read Michelle Obama's thesis. Oh. My. Dumb. She's barely literate and overtly racist. It's worse than words can describe. Any white student would have been laughed off the campus. But Mooch got rewarded for her illiterate, nonsensical screed. Because AFFIRMATIVE ACTION.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (7ObY1)

170 In unrelated news, 25 years ago Arnold Schwarzeneger allegedly groped a chick in an elevator.

Posted by: The Los Angeles Times at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (8ZskC)

171
Scott Walker doesn't have a valid Hawaiian birth certificate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (n0DEs)

172 It doesn't matter if every smart military blog attempts to sweep this under the rug, it's not going away. Once the body count from Christie's lane closures is learned, Walker's criminal acts will get the attention they deserve.

Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (u2a4R)

173 UNDENIABLE, INDISPUTABLE AND UNIMPEACHABLE EVIDENCE HE SHOWED, ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS!!!! A DISTINCT PREFERENCES TO CATS....

Posted by: Huffington Post at February 25, 2014 12:47 PM (yrk2K)


You're gonna be in the Barrel for sooooooo long!

Posted by: joncelli at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (RD7QR)

174 Posted by: Huffington Post at February 25, 2014 12:47 PM

Don't worry Huffington, if Pixy could code worth a wet slug that sort of thing wouldn't happen.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (9PrpA)

175 Scott Walker would never shoot a dog personally only eat one.

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 08:50 AM (nqBYe)

176 >>>In college, even though Walker knew he couldn't start campaigning until February 3, he told a group of people he intended to run for office on February 3

Shouldn't that last Feb 3 be Jan 24?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 25, 2014 08:51 AM (IN7k+)

177 Jack Ryan didn't order his own sealed divorce records to be unsealed
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Oh, that's certainly true. Since neither he nor his wife wanted their dirty laundry to air what Obama and the Chicago Tribune did was unconscionable.

But had Mr Ryan decided he didn't need to show off Ms Ryan he would be a Senator from IL now and Obama would be an adjunct professor at some community college...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2014 08:51 AM (P3U0f)

178 Scott Walker drinks the last cup of coffee at the office... and doesn't start a fresh pot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 08:51 AM (PYAXX)

179 Scott Walker? Puts the milk carton back in the fridge empty. Drinks straight from the carton.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 08:51 AM (p9JxP)

180 In other news, satire is dead.

Posted by: Mega at February 25, 2014 08:51 AM (hHFOx)

181 scott walker went to one of those wierd churches for 20 years that hates the country and preaches hate of other citizens .

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 08:52 AM (nqBYe)

182 Ace, how can you be so freaking funny? Well done, Ol' Chap!

Posted by: nikkolai at February 25, 2014 08:52 AM (lU7n4)

183 The left is just flailing. They got nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2014 08:52 AM (FMbng)

184
Can we get the Podcast Crew to do a dramatic reading of this thread?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 08:52 AM (n0DEs)

185 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 25, 2014 12:51 PM (IN7k+) No, though the sentence could be been made clearer. He couldn't campaign until 2/3. He said, "I'll start running on 2/3."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 08:52 AM (PYAXX)

186 And of course there is racisty racist bullshit being brought up as well. The deputy chief of staff to then-County Executive Scott Walker laughed at this. I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. He obviously is part of the Klan.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

187 Hey, you guys want to see inside my colon again?

Posted by: Katie Couric at February 25, 2014 08:52 AM (8ZskC)

188 In unrelated news, 25 years ago Arnold Schwarzeneger allegedly groped a chick in an elevator.
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He only groped her? Wuss.

Hey ahnold, why don't you put some ice on that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 25, 2014 08:52 AM (P3U0f)

189 That's an M4 barreling!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 25, 2014 08:53 AM (Eiwo7)

190 "28 Those commenters sure are obsessed with Koch. " I personally don't know how the Koch Bros. do it. They have funded and been directly involved in every piece of legislation regarding 1st amendment right,s 2A rights, Anti-gay rights, etc. in every state in the union, financed each and every Republican candidate, control Fox News and all of the internet right wing news and blogs, have financed all of Mel Gibson's movies, have purchased and are running all the evangelical churches and are actually the ones directing BOD's of colleges from Hillsdale to Liberty University. I believe they are behind fracking, now own the entire state of North Dakota, and are about to corner the beef market , where they are forcefeeding their evil GMO soybeans to the cows and mandating that GMO sugar be placed in the baby food companies they own.

Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2014 08:53 AM (XkXzn)

191 I get allergic smelling hay.

Posted by: Arianna Huffington at February 25, 2014 08:53 AM (8ZskC)

192 Scott Walker? Thinks the hunter is the hero of Bambi.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 08:53 AM (VtjlW)

193 Anonymous reports from those with specific knowledge of the situation claim that when he was in college, Scott Walker failed to observe the "three date rule" while dating a local co-ed.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (SY2Kh)

194 Scott Walker was late for his daughter's third grade flutophone recital.

Posted by: HuffPo at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (Dwehj)

195 Hmmmm....sufficiently snarky enough. Someone should send this to Rachel.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (NpXoL)

196 The left is just flailing. They got nothing. On the down-side, that's *also* what we said about a dog on a roof, and cancer-eye-beams.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (PYAXX)

197 Scott Walker was once complicit in the deaths of 300 innocent mexicans in an effort to sway public opinion on an issue.

Posted by: Mega at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (hHFOx)

198 Huff&Puff is also celebrating restrictions on free speech, apparently. My first thoughts when reading this post wasn't, "Oh noes! Walker broke the rules by speaking freely!!" It was, "Seriously? Denial of speech rights?"

Posted by: NotCoach at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (rsudF)

199 Why are you dumb ass's so stooped. Bush lied to our black president and should be in jail with everything else being secondary. Lets put him in jail NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, Vt at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (nAoul)

200 Scott Walker wears mom jeans and cannot properly operate an umbrella.  Oh wait...

Posted by: Minuteman at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (a5Mel)

201 100 I'm really starting to think Walker will be the Nominee in 2016 and all this ankle-biting is just going to increase his profile with GOP voters in the mean time. Yep. Even hard core conservatives got a little soft on Christie during bridgegate. A little soft.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (T0NGe)

202 Scott Walker once drove with an expired inspection sticker. For TWO WEEKS, before he got his vehicle inspected and it passed.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (yXqii)

203 Thinks the hunter is the hero of Bambi. Wait. He's not?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 08:54 AM (PYAXX)

204 Scott Walker's campaign is funded by a billionaire who was a Hitler Youth who ratted out Jews to the Gestapo and now calls it "the best time of my life."

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 08:55 AM (GSIDW)

205 Scott Walker said straight up, You are enemies and bitter clingers. and said he would think about putting You are watch lists.

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 08:55 AM (nqBYe)

206 Walker does some sleazy deal with some mafia like felon called Rezko so he could live with the 1% in a Chicago mansion. Oh wait...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2014 08:55 AM (IXrOn)

207 191 I get allergic smelling hay. Posted by: Arianna Huffington at February 25, 2014 12:53 PM --------------------------------- Stay away from her hotcakes.

Posted by: O.W. Douglas at February 25, 2014 08:55 AM (8GKDa)

208 Scott Walker once failed to genuflect in front of the giant statue of St. Vincent of Lombardi.

He's absolutely finished now.

Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 08:56 AM (ZKzrr)

209 Scott Walker once put a Canadian coin into a vending machine and managed to receive a Twix.

Posted by: Mega at February 25, 2014 08:56 AM (hHFOx)

210 The left is just flailing. They got nothing.
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Well, yes and no.

The left has pretty much run out of any kind of rational basis for their ideology, consider that they'll argue for the right for a "post birth abortion" because you shouldn't have to pay for your child's food but argue that tax rates over 50% to pay for other people's food, iPhones, and college loans is perfectly fair...

...but they control the government, the media, and most other major American institutions.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2014 08:56 AM (P3U0f)

211 That Oliver Stone pimpsmacking by actual Venezuelans, is epic.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 25, 2014 08:56 AM (ktNEN)

212 mary should go back to bed she hasn't quite slept off her drunk from last night.

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 08:56 AM (nqBYe)

213 Scott Walker once failed to genuflect in front of the giant statue of St. Vincent of Lombardi. He's absolutely finished now. Actually... in WI? That might do it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 08:56 AM (PYAXX)

214 Scott Walker throws like a girl.

Posted by: Furious George at February 25, 2014 08:56 AM (yFb77)

215 211 That Oliver Stone pimpsmacking by actual Venezuelans, is epic. -- where?

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (GSIDW)

216 Walker's pals, like domestic terrorist, Bill Ayers, and anti-American racist "Rev." Wright shows his true character. oh wait...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (IXrOn)

217 Scott Walker once drank milk the day after it expired.

You can't stop him. Don't even try; he'll take you down with him.

Posted by: physics geek at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (MT22W)

218 In unrelated news, 25 years ago Arnold Schwarzeneger allegedly groped a chick in an elevator.

Did you see in some obscure documentary Arnold told this bawdy story:  Apparently some woman walked topless into the weight room where a bunch of guys were working out.  They all got their secks on.  When Arnold was campaigning for governor some of his opponents demanded more information so they could contact this woman to see if it was consensual. 

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (9PrpA)

219 Oh, and Marquette is nominally Jesuit, so H8!!!! and denial of reproductive rights.

Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (ZKzrr)

220 Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2014 12:53 PM (XkXzn) Koch Brothers are the unseen puppet masters of the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (fWAjv)

221 "Has anyone here read Michelle Obama's thesis. Oh. My. Dumb. She's barely literate and overtly racist."

I have in fact read it. Mind-blowing. Here was an Ivy League university accepting work filled with spelling and grammatical howlers which would have been red-tagged in any reputable high school sophomore English class of the era.

Would absolutely love to see Mooch's LSAT scores. You can bet that they pegged the meter and that she got in purely on academic merit. Yessirree Bob.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (gqT4g)

222 Walker said he is going to fundamentally change america. wonder what that means for you 'other' people? who cares!

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (nqBYe)

223 In other news. Obama was selling minimally cut cocaine for $100 a gram at that time.

Posted by: UWP at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (KAmBO)

224 Scott Walker wears mom jeans.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (IXrOn)

225 Scott Walker's campaign is funded by a billionaire who was a Hitler Youth who ratted out Jews to the Gestapo and now calls it "the best time of my life."
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No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

Posted by: George "Goldfinger" Soros at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (P3U0f)

226 Scott Walker once put a Canadian coin into a vending machine and managed to receive a Twix. Posted by: Mega at February 25, 2014 12:56 PM (hHFOx) And then he ate both parts of the Txix. That. Monster. Speaking of is it 1:00 p.m. now? Coooommmmeee oooooonnnnnn.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 08:57 AM (VtjlW)

227 29 So Hillary's people are moving down the Republican party candidate checklist. Smear Christie? Check. Smear Walker? Needs work. Smear Perry? ... -------- It might be Hillary, but it might be Jeb Bush, also.

Posted by: Chilling the most at February 25, 2014 08:58 AM (gxtMZ)

228 Scott Walker once put a Canadian coin into a vending machine and managed to receive a Twix.

Without a forklift.

Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 08:58 AM (ZKzrr)

229 Scott Walker drinks the last cup of coffee at the office... and doesn't start a fresh pot. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 12:51 PM (PYAXX) Obligatory. http://tinyurl.com/kmf9paf

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 25, 2014 08:58 AM (yz6yg)

230 That has to be a record for a comment without clearing the formatting.

I had to stop scrolling the mouse was getting tired.

Never, never, never, NEVER!!!!!!!

Never copy paste from something on the web (particularly HuffPo. That's like drinking soda left on a table by someone else. You don't know WHAT'S in there.)

Paste to notepad or wordpad, even a maxi pad would be better, THEN copy and paste here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (LSDdO)

231 Koch Brothers are the unseen puppet masters of the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 12:57 PM (fWAjv) So I'll just be getting KFC for dinner. Damn the Colonel and his wee beady eyes!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (VtjlW)

232 Scott Walker's wife says his feet are stinky.

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (GSIDW)

233 Scott Walker rinses, but doesn't repeat.

Posted by: The Huffington Post at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (8ZskC)

234 Here was an Ivy League university accepting work filled with spelling and grammatical howlers which would have been red-tagged in any reputable high school sophomore English class of the era.

Of course they did.  Her brother played basketball.

Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (ZKzrr)

235 Thinks the hunter is the hero of Bambi.

That's because venison tastes delicious.

Posted by: physics geek at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (MT22W)

236 Speaking of is it 1:00 p.m. now? Coooommmmeee oooooonnnnnn. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 12:57 PM (VtjlW) ::: finishes last bit of Spicy Hate Chicken Sandwich ::: Why yes, yes I do believe it is.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (yz6yg)

237

I bet he pronounced the name of his state so the s and c are the  end and beginning of two separate  syllables. 

 

Like Wis Consin.  Instead of Wi Sconcin, as it should be. 

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (TOk1P)

238 "What can ASMU do for the Inter-Fraternity council?" and told them he intended to run for president of ASMU in a few weeks. He's a DICTATOR, I tells ya.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

239 Mrs. Krabapple and Governor Walker were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me...

Posted by: wytshus at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (DErq5)

240 Scott Walker uses all the ice up and doesn't fill the trays back up.

Swearies. I've seen him do this plenty of times. Bastard.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at February 25, 2014 08:59 AM (LSDdO)

241 It might be Hillary, but it might be Jeb Bush, also.
***
If the Republicans nominate another liberal like Jeb we are probably done as a country...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2014 09:00 AM (P3U0f)

242
Scott Walker didn't celebrate Leap Day in 1988.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 09:00 AM (n0DEs)

243 Wait, the hunter isn't the hero in Bambi? #gobsmacked

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 09:00 AM (7ObY1)

244 Scott Walker made us sit on the couch.

Posted by: Sidney, Clayton, Mohamet and Jugdish at February 25, 2014 09:00 AM (8ZskC)

245 Mediaite has the Ted Nugent/Erin Burnette interview where he addresses calling Hillary a c*nt. Good interview.

Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2014 09:00 AM (u2a4R)

246 Scott Walker's wife says his feet are stinky.

She also bullies fat kids, and once confessed to Oprah that even with a personal chef, she couldn't find time to keep fresh fruit in the house when she held a $300k/yr make-work kickback job.

Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 09:00 AM (ZKzrr)

247 I would love to see a 'man on the street' interview with the comments being made here (the ones putting Walker in for TFG)

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 09:01 AM (fWAjv)

248 Scott Walker thinks the hunter is the hero of Bambi.

I refuse to this day to watch that movie, Dumbo, and Toy Story 3 because of the emotional manipulation involved. 

That and it makes me sad.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 25, 2014 09:01 AM (9PrpA)

249 Would absolutely love to see Mooch's LSAT scores. You can bet that they pegged the meter and that she got in purely on academic merit. Yessirree Bob. Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 12:57 PM (gqT4g) Word. Which explains the whole angry black woman schtick. If she's pissed all the time no one will look too closely at the real deal.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 25, 2014 09:01 AM (yz6yg)

250 Scott Walker received a Nobel Peace Prize for a massive kill campaign with drones.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2014 09:01 AM (IXrOn)

251

Has anyone here read Michelle Obama's thesis. Oh. My. Dumb.

 

No, because it can not be read.  I waded through the first few pages of that word porrige.  That would have got an F in my high school, let alone at an Ivy.

Posted by: The Shark at February 25, 2014 09:01 AM (A0sHn)

252 ::: finishes last bit of Spicy Hate Chicken Sandwich ::: Why yes, yes I do believe it is. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2014 12:59 PM (yz6yg) Mmmmm Hatewich. Oh here's a shock. The servers are getting hammered. Qulle surprise.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 09:02 AM (VtjlW)

253 I refuse to this day to watch that movie, Dumbo, and Toy Story 3 because of the emotional manipulation involved. -- My kid showed me the HISHE* of Toy Story 3. Heh. *How It Should Have Ended

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 09:02 AM (GSIDW)

254 I once used up a whole bottle of shampoo because it said lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Meggy Mac at February 25, 2014 09:02 AM (hHFOx)

255 where? Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 12:57 PM (GSIDW) Twitchy

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 25, 2014 09:02 AM (ktNEN)

256 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 12:59 PM (VtjlW) C'mon AtC. How can you hate,.. The Colonel?

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

257 I bet he pronounced the name of his state so the s and c are the end and beginning of two separate syllables. Like Wis Consin. Instead of Wi Sconcin, as it should be. At least he doesn't say, "THE Wisconsin State".......

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:03 AM (p9JxP)

258 Just scored another brick at Cabela's.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2014 09:03 AM (NHZpR)

259 "Has anyone here read Michelle Obama's thesis. Oh. My. Dumb. She's barely literate and overtly racist." I have in fact read it. Mind-blowing. Here was an Ivy League university accepting work filled with spelling and grammatical howlers which would have been red-tagged in any reputable high school sophomore English class of the era. - This is micro aggression.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 09:03 AM (Hx5uv)

260 For those who wish to know - did a google on Scott Walker and the pictures of him make him look like a dunce. Don't know who is responsible for the selected pictures but would be advised that either his people or others have loaded less than complementary pictures of him.

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at February 25, 2014 09:03 AM (oDCMR)

261 Oh here's a shock. The servers are getting hammered.

That makes them late to the party.

Posted by: Rons and Ettes Since 2009 at February 25, 2014 09:03 AM (hHFOx)

262 Scott Walker, smoked pot every day, did lines of coke, and drank beer to abuse levels. This is in his book.

Posted by: redenzo at February 25, 2014 09:03 AM (WCnJW)

263 Man, I wish we had chicken hate sammiches around here. Among the many things I miss about living down south.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (7ObY1)

264 I would love to see a 'man on the street' interview with the comments being made here (the ones putting Walker in for TFG)
***
During the 2008 election some group exit polled Obama voters and asked them about various things.

On the more serious side the *majority* of them incorrectly believed that the Republicans controlled the congress (and many of them said they were voting the bums running congress out...while pulling the lever for those same people).

On the less serious side they tool stupid quotes from Obama and Biden and asked them out of Obama, Biden, McCain, or Palin who said them...and the majority of Obama voters picked Palin...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (P3U0f)

265 I heard that this one time, Scott Walker utterly crushed the Teachers' Union. True story.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (WzR1i)

266 We have learned Scott Walker leaves the toilet seat up.

Posted by: HuffPo at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (S+el1)

267
In 1988, Scott Walker denied being the father of Haley Joel Osment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (n0DEs)

268 This is micro aggression. Nothing regarding Michelle Obama is "micro." Well, except, apparently, her intellect. And her character. PRACTICALLY Nothing regarding Michelle Obama is "micro."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (PYAXX)

269 C'mon AtC. How can you hate,.. The Colonel? One word: Chick fil A.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (p9JxP)

270 I once used up a whole bottle of shampoo because it said lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Meggy Mac at February 25, 2014 01:02 PM (hHFOx)


Big Detergent claims another victim.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (8ZskC)

271 "Imagine youÂ’re a deer. YouÂ’re prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear waterÂ… BAM! A fucking bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces!"

Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (u2a4R)

272 260 For those who wish to know - did a google on Scott Walker and the pictures of him make him look like a dunce. _____________________ Heh.

Posted by: Girls' bike at February 25, 2014 09:04 AM (yFb77)

273 *How It Should Have Ended

I love that channel.  That and CinemaSins.  They do great work.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 25, 2014 09:05 AM (9PrpA)

274 Walker was really the Fifth Beatle of the Choom Gang.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2014 09:05 AM (IXrOn)

275 Heh...the Kooks at HuffPo are POSITIVE!!11!! the Koch's are behind ALL of Walker's dastardly deeds.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 25, 2014 09:05 AM (NpXoL)

276 C'mon AtC. How can you hate,.. The Colonel? Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 01:02 PM (fWAjv) Because he makes me crave KFC fortnightly! GIVE ME THE TRAILER. GIMME. I'VE BEEN GOOD IF WE'RE USING MY DEFINITION OF GOOD WHICH, AS A REMINDER, IS STILL *A* GOOD. GIMME GIMME GIMME.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 09:06 AM (VtjlW)

277 @174, this kind of thing never happens at HotAir, you know...that's why we like them...

Posted by: Huffington Post at February 25, 2014 09:06 AM (yrk2K)

278 This reminds me of the time that Mitt Romney cut off a gay kids head a week before the election with a binder full of tampons. It's THAT bad.

Posted by: LIV at February 25, 2014 09:06 AM (oari7)

279 he Kooks at HuffPo Is this statement akin to saying, "The Morons at Ace of Spades?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 09:06 AM (PYAXX)

280 I heard that in 1st grade, Walker made a pop-tart gun AND played cowboys and indians with his classmates using *imaginary* guns and arrows.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2014 09:06 AM (aq/zi)

281 One word: Chick fil A. Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 01:04 PM (p9JxP) Chick fil A doesn't put an addictive chemical in their chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 09:07 AM (fWAjv)

282 PRACTICALLY Nothing regarding Michelle Obama is "micro." Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 01:04 PM (PYAXX) She shouts Let them eat cake! which such hostility.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2014 09:07 AM (IXrOn)

283 Ancient Alien Theorists have found proof positive that Scott Walker has pee'd with the toilet seat DOWN!!!!!!!

 

Posted by: dananjcon at February 25, 2014 09:07 AM (NpXoL)

284 Back in middle school, Scott Walker shoved me and made me cry because I was the only black girl in school and our rich classmates were saying I was his girlfriend. He even bragged about it in his book.

Posted by: Coretta at February 25, 2014 09:08 AM (GSIDW)

285 [iGIVE ME THE TRAILER. GIMME. I'VE BEEN GOOD IF WE'RE USING MY DEFINITION OF GOOD WHICH, AS A REMINDER, IS STILL *A* GOOD. GIMME GIMME GIMME. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 01:06 PM (VtjlW)[/i] Not pathetic enough. Try again.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 25, 2014 09:08 AM (yz6yg)

286 This reminds me of the time Rick Perry force-injected kids with Gardasil and beat their heads in with a racist rock.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 09:08 AM (7ObY1)

287 She shouts Let them eat cake! which such hostility.

My Klingon's a little rusty, but I thought she was shouting "YOU CAN'T EAT CAKE!!"

Maybe if she would stop spraying crumbs all over as she shouts...

Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 09:08 AM (ZKzrr)

288
In 1988, Scott Walker ogled Elle Macpherson.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 09:08 AM (n0DEs)

289 New Godzilla trailer is awesome.

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2014 09:09 AM (zqvg6)

290 Scott Walker thinks he's all that, just because he's the governor of the 57th state.

Posted by: Furious George at February 25, 2014 09:09 AM (yFb77)

291 275 Heh...the Kooks at HuffPo are POSITIVE!!11!! the Koch's are behind ALL of Walker's dastardly deeds. Posted by: dananjcon at February 25, 2014 01:05 PM (NpXoL) I love how the Koch Bros control the world.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 25, 2014 09:09 AM (ktNEN)

292 Scott Walker..... that eco disaster uses more than ONE square of toilet paper.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at February 25, 2014 09:09 AM (nELVU)

293 I love that channel. That and CinemaSins. They do great work. Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2014 01:05 PM (9PrpA) 'Screen Junkies' is pretty good as well.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 09:10 AM (fWAjv)

294 Laurence Tribe has said on the record that he excused Obama from performing the usual HLS coursework. Because of his obvious brilliance. Not making this up. Not a word of it. If he's being honest (he's not), it shows what a wretched hive of scum and idiocy HLS is. Well, then again, maybe he is smart...by the standards of law school.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 25, 2014 09:10 AM (T0NGe)

295 Scott Walker ate dog.

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 09:10 AM (GSIDW)

296 I don't trust Walker. He looks weak kneed.

Posted by: Jan Brewer, Another Worhtless GOP Cunt at February 25, 2014 09:10 AM (Cs2tJ)

297 So the article is saying he is a racist

Posted by: elrobalo at February 25, 2014 09:11 AM (wH5Tk)

298

BREAKING NEWS from HuffPo!

 

Scott Walker gave his kids Hydrox cookies and    told them they were OREOS!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at February 25, 2014 09:11 AM (4df7R)

299 Scott Walker was once arrested for selling marijuana outside of a Girl Scout Cookie dispensary.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2014 09:11 AM (UzPAd)

300 It's all over Twitter AtC I just retweeted it.

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2014 09:11 AM (zqvg6)

301 Walker is selfish as hell. He has a half-brother living in a hut on $10 a month, and he won't help the poor guy out.

Posted by: Furious George at February 25, 2014 09:11 AM (yFb77)

302 Scott Walker gave his kids Hydrox cookies and told them they were OREOS! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Oreos?? Racist

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 25, 2014 09:11 AM (yz6yg)

303
In 1988, Scott Walker was the first person to Rickroll someone else.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 09:11 AM (n0DEs)

304 During a high school field trip, Scott Walker made a second trip to the salad bar without using a new plate.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 09:12 AM (SY2Kh)

305 You want to know what's sad and pathetic? Besides AtC hating on the Colonel, of course. Absolute nonsense like this will get repeated ad nauseum by the MFM: "Tonight, the first of a 25 part series in where Scott Walker went bad." The Honey Boo-Boo fans will flip through it during douche commercials and won't remember much except that-apparently-there is something wrong about Scott Walker when they go into the voting booth.

I have a lefty friend who swears that Palin is the most corrupt politician on the planet. Why? Because a bunch of assholes used lawfare to try and bankrupt her by suing her for non-existent crimes. "Hey, she wouldn't have had to defend herself if she weren't guilty of something."

For the record, this guy is an engineer. We are so screwed.

Posted by: physics geek at February 25, 2014 09:12 AM (MT22W)

306

BREAKING NEWS from HuffPo!

 

Scott Walker    forces    all   school children in Wisconsin to eat Kaboom! cereal.   Any child found with Apple Jacks is stoned to death.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at February 25, 2014 09:12 AM (4df7R)

307 he Kooks at HuffPo

Is this statement akin to saying, "The Morons at Ace of Spades?"

**


No "Morons" is meant strictly in the ironic sense. Even our trolls seem to be a cut above at times (usually one of us just messin w/people) Huffpo's are true tin foil hat mofo's.


 

Posted by: dananjcon at February 25, 2014 09:12 AM (NpXoL)

308 When Walker was elected to office his wife had a job at a hospital and her salary jumped from $125k to over $300+k overnight.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 25, 2014 09:13 AM (ZQlkc)

309 Well, it's no Hate Chicken Sandwich, but this left-over smoked pork butt is pretty tasty. Posted by: dananjcon at February 25, 2014 01:12 PM (NpXoL) Well, my point was that we're the "Morons." Are the posters at HuffPo the "Kooks?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 09:13 AM (PYAXX)

310 Scott Walker leads and alternative lifestyle !!!! MARRIED TO A WOMAN, HAS TWO SONS!

Posted by: Huffington Post at February 25, 2014 09:13 AM (yrk2K)

311 Yeah, that movie Election, with Matthew Broderick and Reese Witherspoon? A for realz expose of Scott Walker's unfair campaign tactics... in high school, people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 25, 2014 09:13 AM (HsTG8)

312 Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2014 01:04 PM (P3U0f) Yeah, I remember that.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 09:14 AM (fWAjv)

313 Walker. He once killed a man in his sleep for snoring too loud.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 25, 2014 09:14 AM (bXdYS)

314 No "Morons" is meant strictly in the ironic sense. Even our trolls seem to be a cut above at times (usually one of us just messin w/people) Huffpo's are true tin foil hat mofo's. D Kos rejects.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:14 AM (p9JxP)

315 #293 Screen Junkies' is pretty good as well. Never heard of it till now, but this is so dumb, it's making me laugh: The Tanners Come Off Mentally Deranged In ‘Full House Without Michelle'

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 09:14 AM (7ObY1)

316 Scott Walker gave his kids Hydrox cookies and told them they were OREOS!>>

Worse than that he gave them Kaboom and told them it was Trix.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 25, 2014 09:14 AM (tf9Ne)

317 When Scott Walker was 12. He didn't return a shooping cart to the rack, instead he just left it in the parking lot.  

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 25, 2014 09:15 AM (nTgAI)

318 Scott Walker squeezes the toothpaste tube FROM THE TOP!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2014 09:15 AM (32Ze2)

319 6 HuffPo makes me giggle.
==========

I like how this is taken seriously <stern looks of grave concern> by the same fucking people who voted for Obaaama--he of illegally disqualifying opponents, unethically unsealing court records, packing every caucus with ringers and bullys, campaigning overseas, removing basic credit card address verification and on and on and on--a list that I don't ever think we will get to the bottom of--clear campaign violations.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 25, 2014 09:15 AM (VjL9S)

320 My Klingon's a little rusty, but I thought she was shouting "YOU CAN'T EAT CAKE!!" Maybe if she would stop spraying crumbs all over as she shouts... Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 01:08 PM (ZKzrr) Nah, that was potatoes...

Posted by: food stamp do's and don't's at February 25, 2014 09:15 AM (IXrOn)

321 New Godzilla trailer is awesome. Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2014 01:09 PM (zqvg6) *hyperventilates* I actually jumped at one point. *hyperventilates* And lordy, lordy Bryan Cranston is good. You can hear exactly how on the thin line of complete panic he is. *hyperventilates* Why is it not May, why, whyyyyy?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (VtjlW)

322 Scott Walker only lets his kids eat frozen yogurt and tells them it tastes just like ice cream.

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (GSIDW)

323
Scott Walkers given name???

DB Cooper.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (nELVU)

324 And just because I can:

http://tinyurl.com/o3twnzb

Posted by: physics geek at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (MT22W)

325

BREAKING NEWS from HuffPo!

 

Scott Walker's wife    told   him to paint    the living room    "Robin's    Egg    Blue."    He used   "Sky Blue"    instead.

 

#WARONWOMEN!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (4df7R)

326 Scott Walker gave his kids Hydrox cookies and told them they were OREOS!>> Worse than that he gave them Kaboom and told them it was Trix. The bastard!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (p9JxP)

327 "Scott Walker leads and alternative lifestyle !!!! MARRIED TO A WOMAN, HAS TWO SONS!"

F*ckin' Freak, that's what he is.

Posted by: Libs, with a big tent full of diversity at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (NHZpR)

328 Scott Walker once kicked down the door of a crack house shouting "Scott Walker, Wisconsin Ranger!"

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (JBggj)

329

What I cannot understand is why Scott Walker reduced security in Benghazi, when he had to know (any reasonably intelligent person would have known, after all)  that with the 9/11 anniversary upcoming al-Qaeda would seek to commit some heinous act.  Why?!

 

Also, whats the deal with  playing golf  and  watching  ESPN  all the time?  Doesn't he care about the state or the country?  What a mindless twit;  he's  much  worse  than  GWB   (who at least worked hard). 

Posted by: The entire left at February 25, 2014 09:16 AM (B5y+v)

330 Since SMOD is letting us down, maybe we should give a look to Sweet Godzilla of Death?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 09:17 AM (7ObY1)

331 Scott Walker likes the song I Shot the Sheriff even though it celebrates gun violence.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 09:17 AM (Hx5uv)

332 Breaking news:  Sources close to Huffington Post have stated there is a signed document, with a Notary Public seal and everything, saying Scott Walker's co-worker from 1977 once saw him put a quarter into a newspaper machine and pull out TWO copies! 

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2014 09:17 AM (22bm2)

333 You know those little silica-gel packets in everything you buy?  Scott Walker eats those.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 09:18 AM (8GKDa)

334 Scott Walker leads an alternative lifestyle.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 25, 2014 09:18 AM (B5y+v)

335 Since SMOD is letting us down, maybe we should give a look to Sweet Godzilla of Death?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 01:17 PM (7ObY1)

 

 

Fukushima's still leaking radioactive water into the Pacific.

 

Just sayin'.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at February 25, 2014 09:18 AM (4df7R)

336 "Hey, she wouldn't have had to defend herself if she weren't guilty of something."

Meanwhile every criticism of SCOAMF is proof of how awesome he really is.

Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 09:18 AM (ZKzrr)

337
In 1988, Scott Walker refused to confirm he was the singer on the Milli Vanilli album.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2014 09:18 AM (n0DEs)

338
Scot Walkers Facebook password is...... password.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2014 09:18 AM (nELVU)

339 Scott Walker once "mistakenly" said "my muslim faith" on TV. Had to be corrected by interviewer.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2014 09:18 AM (32Ze2)

340 Scott Walker killed Kenny! The bastard!

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 09:18 AM (Hx5uv)

341 Scott Walker once ordered a burger without cheese!

Posted by: Wisconsin Non-Cheese Eater Exposers at February 25, 2014 09:19 AM (IXrOn)

342 We must make absolutely, doubly certain sure that we do not mention Whitewater, Vince Foster, Bill Clinton's escapades and the smearing of his victims, the failure of Hillarycare, the White House Travel Office, or Benghazi if Hillary is the Democrat's nominee in 2016.

Posted by: Weepy John Boehner, seconded by John McCain and Miss Lindsay at February 25, 2014 09:19 AM (42ZAm)

343 Huffington can blow me.

I said it.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2014 09:19 AM (KXm42)

344

BREAKING NEWS from HuffPo!

 

At Christmas, Scott Walker gives homeless children    plastic grocery bags to   play with.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at February 25, 2014 09:19 AM (4df7R)

345 Scott Walker bought 1000 dollars of cheese futures, and sold them the next day for $100,000.

Posted by: redenzo at February 25, 2014 09:19 AM (WCnJW)

346 It's a shame we don't know anyone with the access and skill to use some form of short electronic messaging to heap sarcastic barbs at Amanda Terkel for her attempted hit piece on Walker.

Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2014 09:19 AM (u2a4R)

347 332 You know those little silica-gel packets in everything you buy? Scott Walker eats those. I thought I was supposed to put those in a bong and smoke them. But now I'm reading that smoking silica gel packets can mess with your motor skills. I hopE I'm not TOO l ate MayeBeIcan get toa doctor inti me

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 09:20 AM (7ObY1)

348 Scott Walker still likes reruns of the Gong Show.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 25, 2014 09:20 AM (PYAXX)

349 Sweet Godzilla of Death?

So flyover country gets no apocalypse?  *sniff*

Posted by: HR, watching scripts run at February 25, 2014 09:20 AM (ZKzrr)

350 Have they discovered that Scott Walker was the inspiration for the food fight in Animal House?  I am sure their excellent Journolists will find that along with Jimmy Hoffa in Scott Walker's basement any day now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 09:20 AM (iVmdV)

351 Since SMOD is letting us down, maybe we should give a look to Sweet Godzilla of Death? Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 01:17 PM (7ObY1) I would support that. *cues it back up* You know what the best part is? There's still a whole bunch of other super awesome stuff that's not even shown in the trailer.
Great, now I want to watch the very end of Monsters again.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 09:20 AM (VtjlW)

352 And this one time?  At band camp?  Scott Walker touched a bewbie!

Posted by: Marmo at February 25, 2014 09:20 AM (QW+AD)

353

Unlike you and me, Walker is well known for sitting on his bed in the morning and   [1]putting his pants on both legs at the same time.

 

Just thought everyone would like to know that he's different, very different.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at February 25, 2014 09:20 AM (B5y+v)

354 Scott Walker has YET to open his University and Law School records for inspection.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2014 09:20 AM (32Ze2)

355 Scott Walker once said "The Vikings?  Yeah, I'll take them and three points against the Packers."

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2014 09:21 AM (JBggj)

356 Walker lied. People died.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 25, 2014 09:21 AM (l3vZN)

357 I hopE I'm not TOO l ate MayeBeIcan get toa doctor inti me Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 01:20 PM (7ObY1 Coffee with cream on my keyboard, LOL!

Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2014 09:21 AM (XkXzn)

358 You know who  removes  the tags from  mattresses?


yup

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2014 09:21 AM (KXm42)

359 "I have a lefty friend who swears that Palin is the most corrupt politician on the planet. Why? Because a bunch of assholes used lawfare to try and bankrupt her by suing her for non-existent crimes. 'Hey, she wouldn't have had to defend herself if she weren't guilty of something.' For the record, this guy is an engineer."

I have a standing challenge to liberals about that issue, to wit:

Let's enact at the federal level the same sort of statute under which Palin had to labor at the state level. Where anyone, including vexatious serial litigants, can bring an "ethics" charge against the President on any grounds imaginable. And where the President must pay out of his own pocket to defend himself against those charges.

Enact that, and let us see how long Obama bears up under the strain.

By the way, my favorite bit of "ethics" lawfare against Palin? An admirer sent a plate of home-baked cookies to her. Palin set them out for her office staff to enjoy. Some progtard filed an ethics charge over that.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 09:21 AM (gqT4g)

360 My joke from this morning's thread about Scott Walker:




Attack ships on fire off the Shoulder of Orion?  Blame Scott Walker.


Little old lady got mutilated late last night?  Scott Walker again.


Posted by: EC at February 25, 2014 09:22 AM (GQ8sn)

361 While running for governor, Scott Walker failed to click the "like" button after viewing vacation photos posted on Facebook by a campaign staffer.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 09:22 AM (SY2Kh)

362

BREAKING NEWS from HuffPo!

 

Scott Walker refuses to deny that he was the REAL Boston Strangler!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at February 25, 2014 09:22 AM (4df7R)

363 OMG!!! We need SMOD now!!! - Roseanne Barr tweets: i want to use my vagina photo as my new icon here

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 09:22 AM (Hx5uv)

364 BREAKING NEWS FROM HUFFPO!!!

** Scott Walker pulls the tags off his mattresses.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2014 09:23 AM (nELVU)

365 Scott Walker shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Posted by: Can't Believe Nobody Said This at February 25, 2014 09:23 AM (RD7QR)

366  It's a shame we don't know anyone with the access and skill to use some form of short electronic messaging to heap sarcastic barbs at Amanda Terkel for her attempted hit piece on Walker.

Posted by: jwest at February 25, 2014 01:19 PM (u2a4R)

 

Her Email is on the article. Have fun

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 25, 2014 09:23 AM (nTgAI)

367 To cross the streams, Scott Walker traveled back in time to demand nuclear testing on lizards off the coast of Japan.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 09:24 AM (VtjlW)

368 Scott Walker only had a $10 spot in church, so he put it in the collection basket and took $5 out.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 25, 2014 09:24 AM (A0sHn)

369 BREAKING NEWS FROM HUFFPO!!!

** Scott Walker pulls the tags off his mattresses.


See.....

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2014 09:24 AM (KXm42)

370 Scott Walker doesn't even like Fried Cheese Curds.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2014 09:24 AM (32Ze2)

371 Roseanne Barr tweets:

i want to use my vagina photo as my new icon here

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 25, 2014 01:22 PM (Hx5uv)

 

 

OH SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST, NOOOOOOO!

 

It's bad enough we have to know that Baba Wawa calls her vibrator "selfie."   I DO NOT NEED Roseanne   "Hi, I'm a fucking Nazi"  Barr's   ham wallet plastered all over fucking Twitter.

 

Class:  how the holy FUCK does it work?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at February 25, 2014 09:24 AM (4df7R)

372 OMG!!! We need SMOD now!!! - Roseanne Barr tweets: i want to use my vagina photo as my new icon here Lunch? Yeah. Lost it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:24 AM (p9JxP)

373 I heard he squeezes the tube from the middle.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2014 09:25 AM (KXm42)

374 "Roseanne Barr tweets:

i want to use my vagina photo as my new icon here"

See, that'sa normal person.
Not like that freak Walker and his weird family.

Posted by: Libs, with a big tent full of diversity at February 25, 2014 09:25 AM (NHZpR)

375

Scott Walker's wife  has  put  him  on  an  allowance  and  won't let him see the bank statements. 

 

Would you  really  want  him be President when the people closest to him personally  don't trust his financial judgment? 

Posted by: A friend at February 25, 2014 09:25 AM (B5y+v)

376

Scott Walker once passed gas in a crowded elevator and pretended it wasn't him.

 

The MSM has officially entered mass mental illness.

Posted by: northernlurker at February 25, 2014 09:25 AM (Xmw9g)

377

Chuck Norris wanted to call  his TV show  "Walker, Wisconsin Ranger", but Scott Walker wouldn't let him.

Posted by: Marmo at February 25, 2014 09:25 AM (QW+AD)

378 Yeah, but Palin championed and pushed the state legislature to pass the very legislation that brought her down. All part of her "tough on corruption" image at the time. Palinistas do not want to hear that, but it's true. Do I want her dealing with the likes of Putin after that lack of foresight? No.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 25, 2014 09:26 AM (7ObY1)

379 >>Scott Walker has YET to open his University and Law School records for inspection.

Worse, Walker - - - never graduated college.

*mic drop*

Posted by: The Left at February 25, 2014 09:26 AM (aq/zi)

380 It's bad enough we have to know that Baba Wawa calls her vibrator "selfie." I DO NOT NEED Roseanne "Hi, I'm a fucking Nazi" Barr's ham wallet plastered all over fucking Twitter. Ham wallet. Just spewed honey roasted peanuts all over my desk.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:26 AM (p9JxP)

381 AlextheChick, they just had a show on Science channel on a super volcano that is under Naples and its bay.  They have a scientist who is drilling down towards the magma chamber to get samples.

What could go wrong? 

Earth vs Lava Sharks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 09:26 AM (iVmdV)

382 But we can't talk about Hildebeast's time in the WH with Slick Willie 'cause that's "Old News."

Posted by: Miss Scarlett at February 25, 2014 09:26 AM (uDAyD)

383 Roseanne Barr tweets: i want to use my vagina photo as my new icon here why, srsly why in the hell would Anyone do that? why why why

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 09:27 AM (nqBYe)

384 When Walker was in pres-school he once said "goose" and ran without touching the gooses' head.


He was then put in time out but said that he had nothing against the penalty as it only kept him out for one round.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at February 25, 2014 09:27 AM (IVgIK)

385 Yes. But what did he do running for student council in grade school- hmmmm?

By the way, do you think he leaves his dirty socks on the floor and not in the hamper? Can we pay a housekeeper to get the dirt on that?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 25, 2014 09:27 AM (GGCsk)

386 This is, like, TOTALLY relevant to a 2016 Election.........but you people need to STFU about Benghazi and Our Dearest Hillary!  What difference, at this point, would it make to drum up OLD NEWS like that??

Posted by: The Media at February 25, 2014 09:27 AM (lQCe+)

387 In order to win a highly contested game of Musical Chairs in the 3rd grade, Scott Walker sat down a full half-second before the music stopped.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 25, 2014 09:27 AM (SY2Kh)

388 Posted by: Can't Believe Nobody Said This at February 25, 2014 01:23 PM (RD7QR) Everyone was thinking it. Only you had the stones to do it.

Posted by: Daybrother at February 25, 2014 09:27 AM (qgT+n)

389 Scott Walker once passed gas in a crowded elevator and pretended it wasn't him. Yay me! I'm just like Scott Walker!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (p9JxP)

390 "Those bomb tests in 1954,those weren't tests!They were trying to kill it!"

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (zqvg6)

391 But did he give anyone cancer? C'mon.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (KbrNh)

392 Scott Walker used to repeatedly call kids from Minnesota "River Jumpers", and saved most of his disdain and condescension towards the GIRLS!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (32Ze2)

393
Scott Walker signed his high school yearbook S Kevin Walker, so that makes him an imposter. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (nQjHM)

394 Scott Walker once rigged an  election in Reno just to watch democracy die.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (zF6Iw)

395 Class: how the holy FUCK does it work? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at February 25, 2014 01:24 PM (4df7R) Here. Stare at this until you feel better. http://bit.ly/1dYbWpj

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (VtjlW)

396 Roseanne Barr tweets:

i want to use my vagina photo as my new icon here

-----

Note to Rosie.

All your photos are vagina photos.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (nELVU)

397

Earth vs Lava Sharks.

 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 01:26 PM (iVmdV)

 

 

I demand someone make this movie.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at February 25, 2014 09:28 AM (4df7R)

398 There will be no way to sufficiently clean the internet once Roseanne gets her snail trail all over it.

Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 09:29 AM (8GKDa)

399 My pot roast lunch tasted really good going down but not so much coming up. Thanks for the Rosie tweet, fucker. I'll have to just stick to bananas, at least they taste roughly the same coming up as they do going down.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at February 25, 2014 09:29 AM (7GJd1)

400 Mommy, I think I like guys more than girls.

Posted by: Timmy, what just saw Rosanne's cooter mug shot. at February 25, 2014 09:29 AM (NHZpR)

401 Dear HuffPo,

It's time to stop huffing paint thinner. Please.

Love,

You few remaining collective brain cells

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 25, 2014 09:29 AM (KbrNh)

402 Tell me again about this Rosanne Barr deal..... What kind of sick freak does that?.....

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 25, 2014 09:29 AM (32Ze2)

403 Scott Walker kissed a girl and he liked it!

Posted by: Votermom at February 25, 2014 09:29 AM (GSIDW)

404 sigh, i need a morphine drip to keep this up for 3 more years.

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 09:29 AM (nqBYe)

405 AlextheChick, they just had a show on Science channel on a super volcano that is under Naples and its bay. They have a scientist who is drilling down towards the magma chamber to get samples. What could go wrong? Earth vs Lava Sharks. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 01:26 PM (iVmdV) I need Earth vs. Lava Sharks in my life. Desperately. Hmm, what? No I am not watching the new Godzilla trailer for the fourth time, I'm working at work. Pfffft.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 09:30 AM (VtjlW)

406 There will be no way to sufficiently clean the internet once Roseanne gets her snail trail all over it. Posted by: irright at February 25, 2014 01:29 PM (8GKDa) you know . that was as bad as Roseannes tweet. excuse me why i vomitus interruptus.

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 09:31 AM (nqBYe)

407
Scott Walker cheated at marbles, and took all of Suzie Bandersnatch's big shooters!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 25, 2014 09:31 AM (nQjHM)

408 Scott Walker once used Cliff Notes to write a book report for school. And didn't even read the novel.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2014 09:31 AM (0cMkb)

409 Was I the only one that clapped like a seal on Peruvian Flake when that log nailed Rosanne in that Snicker's commercial?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:31 AM (p9JxP)

410 The gross part about Roseanne 'lets bake cookies dressed as Hitler' Barr's tweet is...  so she took the picture How?   And how was it then uploaded?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 09:32 AM (iVmdV)

411 Scott Walker stole strawberries from the officers' mess.

Posted by: Lieutenant Commander Phillip Queeg at February 25, 2014 09:32 AM (T4wme)

412 An anonymous source tells me that Scott Walker keeps a secluded ranch outside of Searchlight, Nevada, that is curiously well-staffed with strapping young Mexican lads.

Oh, wait. That's me. Nevermind.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 25, 2014 09:32 AM (KbrNh)

413
Scott Walker has a picture of Dick Cheney's WarCock on his computer for a man-up reference. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 25, 2014 09:32 AM (nQjHM)

414 alex, cosmo with more vodka and triple sek

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 09:32 AM (nqBYe)

415 "Yeah, but Palin championed and pushed the state legislature to pass the very legislation that brought her down. All part of her 'tough on corruption' image at the time."

She did push for that law, but: the fundamental mistake Palin made there was in assuming that her liberal adversaries were decent human beings and good citizens, who would not cynically abuse such a law for their own ends.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 09:32 AM (gqT4g)

416 In pre-school Scott Walker picked his nose and ate the bugger.

HuffPost is currently securing an exclusive interview with the still-traumatized witness.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2014 09:32 AM (aq/zi)

417 I bet I know  what's  in that magma chamber.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2014 09:33 AM (KXm42)

418 OOOOOf!!! That Snail Trail crack painted a picture that is worse than the actual picture. I had to set my tub of Mac-n-Cheese aside. Kudo's though. It is brilliant comments like that that keep be crawling back here

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 25, 2014 09:33 AM (32Ze2)

419 should we ignore Walkers pitiful economic record Not even on the same fucking planet as these asswipes.

Posted by: RWC at February 25, 2014 09:33 AM (fWAjv)

420 When Scott Walker was in 5th grade,  Halloween trick-or-treating hours were clearly posted from 6pm-8pm, however, a costumed Scott Walker started knocking on doors at 5:30pm, to get an unfair jump on the neighborhood's kids. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2014 09:33 AM (22bm2)

421 Nood Mike Rowe.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2014 09:33 AM (p9JxP)

422

The stuff that dreams are made of isn't the Maltese Falcon.

 

It's Scott Walker.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2014 09:33 AM (zF6Iw)

423 Yeah, but Palin championed and pushed the state legislature to pass the very legislation that brought her down. All part of her "tough on corruption" image at the time.

Palinistas do not want to hear that, but it's true.

Do I want her dealing with the likes of Putin after that lack of foresight? No.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel
=====
It wasn't the legislation at fault, it was the bastards that gamed it.  Her successor, Sean Parnell, served as governor with the same laws on the books with no problem.  Sarah Palin was elected to reform government and to end the rampant political corruption in Alaska.  She succeeded brilliantly on that score.  It wasn't a "lack of foresight", it was simply that she felt the law was necessary  to prevent another governor like Murkowski from using the office for personal gain.  IOW, Palin put the people of Alaska first, and her own political ambitions second.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2014 09:34 AM (JBggj)

424
Scott Walker won the Pabst Blue Ribbon brat eating contest by consuming 15 in 30 minutes. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 25, 2014 09:34 AM (nQjHM)

425 She did push for that law, but: the fundamental mistake Palin made there was in assuming that her liberal adversaries were decent human beings and good citizens, who would not cynically abuse such a law for their own ends. Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2014 01:32 PM (gqT4g) we should never ever make that mistake again.

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2014 09:34 AM (nqBYe)

426 Rasanne  BARR is gross and STUPID>

Posted by: elevenwing plover at February 25, 2014 09:34 AM (KXm42)

427 BREAKING: Obama to pass an Executive Order Amendment* to require presidential candidates to have a college degree from an ivy-league university. *He's THE President so he can do whatever he wants.

Posted by: HuffingGlue at February 25, 2014 09:35 AM (GSIDW)

428
Scott Walker's dick is bigger than Roseanne Barr's schlong!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 25, 2014 09:35 AM (nQjHM)

429
..... allright.    When we're reduced to debating Roseann Barrs cooter scooter and the ensuing slime trail across the interwebs.....  its time for a new thread.


WILLOW!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2014 09:35 AM (nELVU)

430 Scott Walker once blamed a silent-but-deadly on his dog.

Posted by: Scooby at February 25, 2014 09:36 AM (Q6pxP)

431 Note to Rosie.

All your photos are vagina photos.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2014 01:28 PM (nELVU)


All Rosie's photos look like asshole photos to me.

Posted by: Marmo at February 25, 2014 09:36 AM (QW+AD)

432
Scott Walker and family once rode their dog Humper on the roof of their carbon monoxide spewing Hummer!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 25, 2014 09:37 AM (nQjHM)

433 So do we want the Lava Sharks to fly?  Or just flow in a quick sinuous ground devouring way?

If they flow then they can run over people and leave these little burnt people outlines on the ground.

If they fly?  Then they should vomit little blobs of lava that when people are hit.  The person immediately bursts into flames and writhes on the ground.  And then a new Lava Shark is born from the smoldering remains?  Could get Lava Shark cows farting and Lava Shark dogs that lick themselves, but the Lava Shark cats would demand to be petted.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 09:38 AM (iVmdV)

434 Not much of a Walker fan after his amnesty comments, but these desperate attacks from the left help me picture him playing corn hole on the White House lawn.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 25, 2014 09:40 AM (ghOWn)

435 Can't really blame Palin. Before Palin Derangement Syndrome, it was impossible to imagine the left AND the media going as all out batshit vendetta against anyone as they have been since. That's one thing the Obama Dems bright with them - the Clinton Dems were a lot more old school about having faux civility on the surface.

Posted by: HuffingGlue at February 25, 2014 09:40 AM (GSIDW)

436 So do we want the Lava Sharks to fly? Or just flow in a quick sinuous ground devouring way? If they flow then they can run over people and leave these little burnt people outlines on the ground. If they fly? Then they should vomit little blobs of lava that when people are hit. The person immediately bursts into flames and writhes on the ground. And then a new Lava Shark is born from the smoldering remains? Could get Lava Shark cows farting and Lava Shark dogs that lick themselves, but the Lava Shark cats would demand to be petted. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 01:38 PM (iVmdV) Yes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at February 25, 2014 09:41 AM (VtjlW)

437 Shall we write the script then? 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 25, 2014 09:44 AM (iVmdV)

438 What would be the weakness of a flying, lava-vomiting lava shark?  After all, they have to be defeated in the end, right?

Posted by: Marmo at February 25, 2014 09:47 AM (QW+AD)

439 While at Marquette University Scott Walker once dared suggest that it was o.k. for Fr. Jacques Marquette to bring Roman Catholicism to the indigenous tribes and that he didn't deserve getting dysentery for doing so.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's brotherke at February 25, 2014 09:48 AM (XyM/Y)

440 Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2014 01:33 PM (22bm2) So his insidious infractions against ethical behavior go back even farther than his time at Marquette. Sadly, I am not surprised.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's brother at February 25, 2014 09:50 AM (XyM/Y)

441 Roseanne Barr tweets:

i want to use my vagina photo

On 2nd thought.

Posted by: HHS overreach developers at February 25, 2014 09:52 AM (DL2i+)

442 Scott Walker drinks the last cup of coffee at the office... and doesn't start a fresh pot. How can people bear to work with such a villain???!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's brother at February 25, 2014 09:52 AM (XyM/Y)

443 Oh, the HORROR!

"Almaighty, Almighty, this is PBR Streetgang. Have target coordinates,,,"

Posted by: mojo at February 25, 2014 10:10 AM (AIC5Z)

444 American Bridge has been hammering Walker over the so-called John Doe scandal in recent days. If by scandal you mean that a secret court that prosecutors can use to intimidate citizens into non-activity because of secret indictments that the citizen can not make public, then yes, it is a scandal. Just not the scandal American Bridge thinks it is. Such star chambers are anathema to US jurisprudence and should be outlawed.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at February 25, 2014 11:52 AM (1hM1d)

445 Worse yet, he was fraternizing with fraternities; pig sties of heteronormative rape culture, all of them.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2014 12:20 PM (XUM0q)

446 Liberal antics like this are amusing, but it also frightens me that they are so tirelessly, relentlessly sleazy.

Posted by: Bob at February 25, 2014 02:26 PM (xkSSa)

447 Do those dummies know that I sued the opposition off the ballot in my first election? Challenged the qualifying signatures, I did, including the incumbent. For all you know, I might have set the whole thing up (snicker).

Posted by: President O'Breezy at February 25, 2014 04:03 PM (7v8o1)

448 I made the mistake of going to that site and reading some of the screeds that pass for comments. Constant ad hominems, constant shrill, personal attacks without even a shred of factual argument, repeated displays of ugly intolerance and mental sickness. It's depressing to see just how unintelligent and how bereft of common sense and good will those people really are. Wonder how many would have the courage to say such things at work (if they have jobs) or in a mixed group at, say, a church social or neighborhood party, when they couldn't hide behind not-so-clever screen names in the middle of like-minded sheep?

Posted by: Marty at February 25, 2014 04:26 PM (wQJXs)

449 The last few years, I've been gauging what does, and does not resonate with my fly-over "who does the High School play in football this Friday night", and on a scale of 1 -10, they will give less than 2 shits about this. Guaranteed.

Posted by: sybilll at February 25, 2014 05:34 PM (lIkPX)

450 Scott Walker talked about Harold Ramis but neglected to mention Obama.

Posted by: David Axelrod at February 25, 2014 07:48 PM (dg2a8)

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