April 25, 2014

The Leading Democrats for 2016's Nomination Are Old As F**k and They're Not Getting Any Younger
— Ace

Via Instapundit, Byron York urges the Non-Native-American Elizabeth Warren to run because "life is unpredictable."

Clinton will be 69 years old on inauguration day 2017, nearly the oldest president ever. She has had a few health scares. By all accounts, she left her previous four-year stint in government service exhausted. She might not run, and the Democrat in second place in the polls, Vice President Joe Biden — 74 on inauguration day — is too old to be president. Beyond them, Democrats have nobody — except Elizabeth Warren. . . . She will be 67 on Inauguration Day 2017. (Has any party ever fielded a group as old as Clinton, Biden and Warren?)

I think the aged Elizabeth Warren is probably running in a Plan B sort of way -- as an insurance policy, in case the elderly Hillary Clinton and ancient Joe Biden turns out to be too frail for a White House run.

I had a good chuckle over this National Journal piece attempting to defuse the Age Problem for the Progressive Cause.

The piece attempted to suggest Hillary Clinton's age upon her hypothetical inauguration -- 69, same as Reagan's at his inauguration -- was different than Reagan's age, because, Actuarial Life-Expectancy Tables.

As a general matter, when you're trying to argue someone isn't old, and your best argument consists of busting out the actuarial tables for the life expectancy of elderly people, you're probably doing more harm than good.

But here's the claim:


The age comparisons between Hillary Clinton and Ronald Reagan seem as natural as they are nonsensical.

Nonsensical? How is one 69 year old so different from another that it becomes "nonsensical" to compare them?

Yes, Hillary is a woman, and they have somewhat longer life expectancies than men-- a point this piece is going to rely on to the exclusion of all else.

But "nonsensical"?


Yes, were Clinton to win in 2016, she would take office at age 69—just as Reagan did in 1981. And yes, the comparison is often made when Clinton's critics and allies debate whether she has the health to serve out two presidential terms.

But it's a wildly misleading comparison, as the number that matters when assessing Clinton's health is not her age, but her life expectancy. And there is where the Clinton-Reagan comparison is revealed as a stretch.

A combination of federal data and a more nuanced approach to calculating Clinton's life expectancy—one that includes her gender, era, and other factors—projects the would-be president living to age 86. That means Clinton would live a full 17 years after taking office, more than enough time to serve out two terms.

Under the same criteria used to calculate Clinton's life expectancy, Reagan upon inauguration was projected to live to 81—12 projected years after taking the oath to Clinton's 17.

So a five year difference in life expectancy?

And based upon that, it was perfectly sensible for the Left to constantly invoke Reagan's age as a reason to not vote for him, but it's nonsensical to suggest the same with the venerable Clinton?

Incidentally, Hillary had a health scare a couple of years ago we continue to know very little about. Obviously, this hasn't been factored into this (and I use this term advisedly) analysis.

Moving past the Reagan comparison reveals a complicated picture for Clinton. In terms of total life expectancy, were she to win in 2016, Clinton would take office with the longest projected total life expectancy of any president in the modern area.

This is such an irrelevant, nonsensical sentence that I don't know what it's doing here. They're saying Hillary will have the longest life expectancy of any president before her... but not post-inauguration life expectancy, as this nonsensical bit of data doesn't consider when in her life she would become president.

So, yeah, she'll have a longer life expectancy than her husband... but her husband became president at 43, whereas the Methusala-esque HRC would become president at 69.

Big difference.

But in terms of life expectancy after inauguration, Clinton's projected remaining years after taking office are dwarfed by total projected years forecast for our most recent presidents on their opening inauguration days: Barack Obama (32 projected years), George W. Bush (24.5 projected years), and Bill Clinton (30 projected years).

The best Hillary Clinton comparisons of life expectancy are to Richard Nixon (19 projected years after taking office), Gerald Ford (16 projected years), and George H.W. Bush (16 projected years)—all three of whom managed to take office without having to contend with concerns about their age.

Before Clinton's name entered the conversation, the most recent candidate to face age questions was 2008's unsuccessful Republican nominee, Sen. John McCain. Had he won, McCain would have taken office at 72 and was projected to live another 13 years—four fewer than Clinton.

And there was a great deal of Progressive Chatter about the possibility he would die in office or become too senile to carry out his duties -- these claims made in order to highlight the alleged hypothetical nightmare of President Sarah Palin.

Were those fears also "nonsensical"? These authors seem to be placing an awful lot of distinction in a basket that only holds four years' worth of difference between Hillary's and McCain's post-inaugural life expectancy.

Why, it's almost nonsensical -- almost as the writers were just Good Progressives using any claim at hand to knock down a troublesome meme that could threaten their preferred progressive candidate.

At the end of the article they admit that crucial information is missing from their analysis -- Hillary Clinton's actual health records.

And I'm sure we'll be receiving those.

She's so open about every other aspect of her life.

Elizabeth Warren (67) for President

Because it's time to give Youth a chance.

Posted by: Ace at 01:06 PM | Comments (326)
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1 First ?

Posted by: chrisnotrock at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (dX5s2)

2 Wolfcop for president.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (I9I9J)

3 http://tinyurl.com/m33ga75

Posted by: maddogg at April 25, 2014 01:09 PM (xWW96)

4 Well it's the National Journal, which is quite snarkworthy on it's own right,

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at April 25, 2014 01:09 PM (Jsiw/)

5 It's sexist to talk about Clinton's age. Because nobody ever said anything about McCain being too old.

Posted by: Judith Miller at April 25, 2014 01:09 PM (Aif/5)

6 They've eloped to an undisclosed location with Obama's college transcripts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2014 01:10 PM (TNcMy)

7

Clinton/Warren 2016: A White House With That Creepy Old lady Smell

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (kdS6q)

8 This post only made me worry more about George RR Martin.

Posted by: arminius at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (cDnhR)

9

There is a lot of difference in Beast and Gipper, He was getting senile by the end of his term, Beast was born stupid. And ugly, and now stupid, ugly, and old. She's a triple threat. We must elect Jeb or FBR to save the GOP!

/s

Posted by: maddogg at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (xWW96)

10 5 It's sexist to talk about Clinton's age. Because nobody ever said anything about McCain being too old. Posted by: Judith Miller at April 25, 2014 05:09 PM (Aif/5) As always, history began in January 2009. Just like no one ever criticized a sitting president before.

Posted by: AMDG at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (eFytx)

11 Reagan had no significant health issues when he was 69. Hillary has significant health issues - and these are the only ones that have been disclosed.

Posted by: Vlad The Nuclear Impaler at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (QgAFR)

12 Yes, Hillary is a woman, and they have somewhat longer life expectancies than men #WarOnMen

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (1UzRc)

13 The Leading Democrats for 2016's Nomination Are Old As F**k and They're Not Getting Any Younger *** This cannot be repeated enough at college campuses.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (DmNpO)

14 Vic hardest hit.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (UD2qu)

15 War on ShewolvesÂ… of the S.S. (in 3-D)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (CMkNk)

16 The older she is, the harder it'll be for her to dodge sniper fire when disembarking Marine One in hot zones.

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (IlmuV)

17 6 They've eloped to an undisclosed location with Obama's college transcripts. Maybe his transcripts are in the residence area of the White House, where the Rose Law firm billing records were found.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (1UzRc)

18 13 The Leading Democrats for 2016's Nomination Are Old As F**k and They're Not Getting Any Younger *** This cannot be repeated enough at college campuses. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 05:13 PM (DmNpO) Which would mean, what, draft Chlesea? UGH!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:14 PM (CMkNk)

19
Hillary's other problem is her memory.  She can't seem to remember a lot of stuff.  Its like a slow Alzheimers.  She couldn't remember how cattle futures work, or where she kept her law firm files, or her whitewater scam continuing through current day to Benghazi.

Hillary:  What Difference does Memory Make? (tm)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2014 01:14 PM (hJauc)

20 Hillary has significant health issues - and these are the only ones that have been disclosed. She did have that highly convenient concussion that kept her from testifying on Benghazi. Maybe we should keep her from the presidency for her own sake.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 01:14 PM (1UzRc)

21 Well, a lot of voters would believe they were really voting for Bill Clinton's 3rd term, that he'd be the real president. So none of this speculation about her advanced age really matters anyway.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 25, 2014 01:14 PM (8Pg2o)

22 So, yeah, she'll have a longer life expectancy than her husband... but her husband became president at 43, where as she would become president at 69. That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 25, 2014 01:14 PM (UD2qu)

23 Hillary won't be the nominee. Why? Obamacare. Not that it will drag down her campaign, but because if she wins the presidency her goal will be to supplant it with HillaryCare, Part II in order to secure her legacy and wipe out the memory of HillaryCare, Part I. The Obama wing of the party, Barack Obama most of all, won't stand for that. Having one HISTORIC FIRST be pushed aside for another? No way in hell. Elizabeth Warren will run against Biden and another Dem candidate to be named later. Don't be surprised if she gets the nomination instead.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 25, 2014 01:14 PM (TNcMy)

24 My sister thinks Hillary is "wonderful." I'd ask her why, but who would really want to have to listen to THAT answer?

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 25, 2014 01:14 PM (/AHDz)

25 Using the name Hillary Clinton and the number 69 in the same sentence is just wrong.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:14 PM (HVff2)

26 I'm seeing Hillary as the Democrats "Bob Dole"

Posted by: BearManPig at April 25, 2014 01:15 PM (e8kgV)

27 @13 but only after the primaries start. We don't need another "young" candidate ala Obama jumping into the race and stirring up the imbeciles.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 25, 2014 01:15 PM (eBNjM)

28 Yeah but 67 to an Injun is like being 15 to us Gwei-lo devils.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:15 PM (CMkNk)

29 SoooooÂ…Old Bitch Is Old?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (GEICT)

30 This post only made me worry more about George RR Martin. Posted by: arminius at April 25, 2014 05:12 PM (cDnhR) You have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Robert Jordan at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (TNcMy)

31 So it's a lock that the Dems will nominate someone who went to law school? Again. Both places on the ticket since 1984.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (1UzRc)

32 Elect me President, and we smokum peace pipe. How.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (/AHDz)

33 24 My sister thinks Hillary is "wonderful." I'd ask her why, but who would really want to have to listen to THAT answer? Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 25, 2014 05:14 PM (/AHDz) If she has no answer, then you have a chance. If she blathers then it's over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (CMkNk)

34 I think I need some weed so I can understand all of that idiocy.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (z/Ubi)

35 Can you imagine the hubbub over Hillary's VP choice? It would be nauseating. Ten bucks says she'd pick one of the Castro brothers outta Texas. Oy vey.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (kqGWM)

36 Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi.. the new chant for 2016, wake up Hillary, "...what difference dose it make.." It makes all the difference to the electorate.

Posted by: SgtPete at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (NBpdH)

37 Clinton/Warren 2016: A White House With That Creepy Old lady Smell And blue hair.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (UjHCx)

38

And there was a great deal of Progressive Chatter about the possibility he would die in office or become too senile to carry out his duties -- these claims made in order to highlight the alleged hypothetical nightmare of President Sarah Palin.

Were those fears also "nonsensical"?

That possibility was the reason I voted for McCain.

Posted by: Methos at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (hO9ad)

39 C'mon, just look at the woman!

She's the picture of health!!

She obviously exercises regularly, eats right and takes care of herself.  That figure doesn't just get that way by accident.

Posted by: wiserbud at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (NXg/k)

40 26 I'm seeing Hillary as the Democrats "Bob Dole" Posted by: BearManPig at April 25, 2014 05:15 PM (e8kgV) Is she a spokesperson for Vagisil or something?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (CMkNk)

41 Isn't it odd that those who claim to be the champions of the future, those that profess to embrace the perfectibility of humanity, those who say progress is their touchstone, who even call themselves progressives - that the best they can come up with to advance their agenda for the future are all old, old, old? I mean, crotchety old?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (IN7k+)

42 My sister thinks Hillary is "wonderful." Well, your sister is an idiot.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (UD2qu)

43 "And there was a great deal of Progressive Chatter about the possibility [that McCain] would die in office or become too senile to carry out his duties"

Whereas we now know he was too senile to carry out his duties even before the 2008 primaries.

Actually, I do remember the local liberal loons claiming that it was _mathematically impossible_ for McCain to survive even one single term in office, given his sketchy prior health history. He would just conk out right there in the Oval Office.

Now, _six_ years later and with McCain in continued robust good health, well, just about the only words that can sum the guy up are FUCKING ENERGIZER BUNNY JUST DIE ALREADY PLEASE.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (noWW6)

44 Perhaps we could get MSNBC to have Ron Reagan, the swishy son of Ronald Reagan, interview Hillary to see if she has any of the signs of "Old-Timers" that is supposedly saw in his own father.

Posted by: Harry Reid's investor friend at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (e8kgV)

45 21 Well, a lot of voters would believe they were really voting for Bill Clinton's 3rd term, that he'd be the real president. Really? Does anybody (even supporters) think he'll do jackshit but embarrass himself at various rubber chicken dinner events?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 01:18 PM (1UzRc)

46 Posted by: wiserbud at April 25, 2014 05:16 PM (NXg/k) YouÂ…..you looked at her figure? You sick fuck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 01:18 PM (GEICT)

47 You get the impression they are experiencing Age Anxiety from their own side and they know it.

Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at April 25, 2014 01:18 PM (Bl4dy)

48 wait'll they get a load of me ...

Posted by: antiChrist (D) [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2014 01:18 PM (5ikDv)

49 Granny Panties or Support Hose?

Posted by: Democrat Debate Questions at April 25, 2014 01:18 PM (UD2qu)

50 sensible shoes

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 25, 2014 01:19 PM (u8GsB)

51 35 Can you imagine the hubbub over Hillary's VP choice? It would be nauseating. Ten bucks says she'd pick one of the Castro brothers outta Texas. Oy vey. Only because she can't get pick one of the Castro brothers outta Cuba.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 01:19 PM (1UzRc)

52 'm seeing Hillary as the Democrats "Bob Dole" Posted by: BearManPig at April 25, 2014 05:15 PM (e8kgV) Is she a spokesperson for Vagisil or something? WD40.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 01:19 PM (UjHCx)

53 40 26 I'm seeing Hillary as the Democrats "Bob Dole" Posted by: BearManPig at April 25, 2014 05:15 PM (e8kgV) Is she a spokesperson for Vagisil or something? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 05:17 PM (CMkNk) Depends

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:19 PM (HVff2)

54 Polident or Super-Grip Polident?

Posted by: Democrat Debate Questions at April 25, 2014 01:19 PM (UD2qu)

55 41- I mean, crotchety old? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2014 05:17 PM (IN7k+) Pick any year from 1918 through 1989 and look at the Red Square reviewing stand on May Day. Your spot on, old boy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:19 PM (CMkNk)

56 Angela Merkel has a Ph.D. in quantum chemistry. Look at our ruling class. Worst aristocracy ever.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (1UzRc)

57 Granny Panties or Support Hose? Depends.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (UjHCx)

58 31 So it's a lock that the Dems will nominate someone who went to law school? Again. Both places on the ticket since 1984. Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 05:16 PM (1UzRc) You know who else went to law school? Cobs. Commenters. The fucking owner of the blog.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (GEICT)

59 to advance their agenda for the future are all old, old, old? I mean, crotchety old? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2014 05:17 PM (IN7k+) Because other than gay marriage, they don't have a single idea that's newer than the 1940's.

Posted by: AMDG at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (eFytx)

60 60 is the new 59.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (DxThd)

61 8 This post only made me worry more about George RR Martin. Posted by: arminius at April 25, 2014 05:12 PM (cDnhR) What that he'll live for another 20 years and still not finish a song of ice and fire? Him kicking the bucket would probably be the best thing for the books and the tv show.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (z/Ubi)

62 53 Depends Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 05:19 PM (HVff2) Yes! Well done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (CMkNk)

63 The Democratic Party: motto - "Don't trust anybody over 80!"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (AC0lD)

64 At the end of the article they admit that crucial information is missing from their analysis -- Hillary Clinton's actual health records. The risk of lesbians getting herpes is lower than in the general population. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (yz6yg)

65 In the last few years, I've worried that Bill Clinton would die suddenly of a heart attack or stroke, and Hillary's election would become a foregone conclusion. However, I've come to suspect Bill's ego and libido will be stronger that the Grim Reaper himself for another two decades at least.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (kqGWM)

66 I can visualize Da Beast at her inauguration speech, stumbling over words while a steady stream of granny piss collects around her shoes.

Posted by: maddogg at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (xWW96)

67 "If she has no answer, then you have a chance. If she blathers then it's over. " =============== It's Chicago; of course she'll have an answer. She also thinks Obama hasn't been given enough time yet.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (/AHDz)

68 By all accounts, she left her previous four-year stint in government service exhausted. In the British press, if someone takes a vacation because they're "exhausted", everyone knows that means alkie. In this case I'd say she really is exhausted, AND an alkie.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (gtjN1)

69 Hillary Clinton 2016 Sponsored by Poise.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (UD2qu)

70 Hillary should be the spokesperson for Kwell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (CMkNk)

71 She may be old, but man, that bitch can weave.

Posted by: The Tuzla Sniper at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (8ZskC)

72 "The Leading Democrats for 2016's Nomination Are Old As F**k and They're Not Getting Any Younger"

Yep. Wherein the Democratic Party will demonstrate its ironclad commitment to youth and ethnic diversity by putting forward three white people, all of whom are old enough for Medicare.

Gonna be funny watching whiter-than-an-albino-polar-bear-in-a-blizzard Fauxcohontas trying to play the "diversity" card in the primaries while desperately dodging the issue of DNA tests.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (noWW6)

73 I would expect Hillary's binge drinking to cut into that lifespan. Say what you will about her, Warren handles her firewater well for an Injun.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (QupBk)

74 Bring back the pants suit.

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (j7iSn)

75 I have a feeling Bubba wont live to see the next inauguration.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (zqvg6)

76 When you factor in the resulting median loss of expectancy from the variety of variable social tables, it is clear that Secretary Clinton will live to be near 100 and be totally awesome. Reagan died in his final term and had nothing to do with the fall of the Soviet Union. That was one of Hillary's accomplishments as First Lady. Clearly you can not make an issue out of her fortitude or age.

Posted by: Chris Hayes at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (oari7)

77 Really? Does anybody (even supporters) think he'll do jackshit but embarrass himself at various rubber chicken dinner events?

Give Hillary an opportunity to hold his state funeral during the 2020 primary?

Posted by: Methos at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (hO9ad)

78 Yeah, Winter is still coming, right?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (DxThd)

79 You sick fuck.

I've already started drinking....

Give me another couple of kegs and she might start looking feminine....

Posted by: wiserbud at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (NXg/k)

80 She may be old, but man, that bitch can weave. SERPENTINE!

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (QupBk)

81 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 05:20 PM (CMkNk Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (HVff2)

82 "In the last few years, I've worried that Bill Clinton would die suddenly of a heart attack or stroke, and Hillary's election would become a foregone conclusion. " =============== Like a sympathy vote? I don't think so. I have a feeling that a significant percentage of her support is based on the idea that the rapist will be in there with her.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (/AHDz)

83 'This isn't your grand father's plastic surgery.' -- NYT

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (9W+0f)

84 This may have already been covered in comments, but the problem with the article going on about Hillary's life expectancy overlooks the fact that George HW Bush and Reagan both lived past their projected actuarial table life expectancies. (George HW Bush had only a 16 year life expectancy beyond office, yet he's still kicking more than 20 years later.) We have to look past what the actuarial tables say at why HW Bush and Reagan lived so long. And the answer was the quality of their health: how active and fit they are/were. Has Hillary been known as a fitness buff all her life? Because, if so, I'm not aware of it. Does she eat healthy? Get proper amounts of exercise? How's her heart? I honestly don't see Hillary surviving 17 years beyond an 8 year term, given the stress that being president puts on everyone.

Posted by: elaine at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (YNYXJ)

85 However, I've come to suspect Bill's ego and libido will be stronger that the Grim Reaper himself for another two decades at least. The angel of death looks like a red-headed Kate Upton. She ain't going anywhere near Bill.

Posted by: Robert Jordan at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (TNcMy)

86 67 Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 25, 2014 05:21 PM (/AHDz) As I always recommend, if you want to win an argument with a lefty, just argue their own position to its uttermost extreme. It forces them to retreat and argue a conservative point. When they realize what they're saying, they shut up and turn beet red in anger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (CMkNk)

87 Hillary! 2016: She's forgotten more good ideas than most people have ever had.

Posted by: The Hillary! Campaign Slogan Evaluation Committee at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (8ZskC)

88 Hillary just needs to go Full Kerry.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (9W+0f)

89 I know we have no idea who the GOP candidate will be, but if Elizabeth Warren gets the Dem nod, I will pre-order champagne. The charisma of a road-baked toad carcass combined with the depth of a shadow.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (ZshNr)

90
And blue hair.
Posted by: rickb223




A dish of ribbon candy covered with cat hair on the desk in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (kdS6q)

91 That high-pitched, humming sound? That's not a jet engine, it's the server farm at Adobe gearing up to run a Hillary re-touch algorithm in Photoshop.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (MKpBT)

92 And/or Silky Pony.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:24 PM (9W+0f)

93 78 Yeah, Winter is still coming, right? So they claim. Supposedly sometime in 2015 last I heard.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 25, 2014 01:24 PM (Hw3Gh)

94 Going Full Silky Pony is probably more advisable.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:24 PM (9W+0f)

95

Posted by: The Tuzla Sniper at April 25, 2014 05:22 PM (8ZskC)

 

 

 

 

We wouldn't be having this conversation if you could hit a bear in the ass with a base fiddle you jerky, shakey, trigger jerkin' son of a black dog.

Posted by: maddogg at April 25, 2014 01:24 PM (xWW96)

96 80 She may be old, but man, that bitch can weave. SERPENTINE! Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 25, 2014 05:22 PM (QupBk) Hustler in Spanish; el Hustlero. (funniest film evah!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:24 PM (CMkNk)

97 The ages are too damned high!

Posted by: That Wierd Dude with the Gloves at April 25, 2014 01:24 PM (knoK7)

98 60
60 is the new 59.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 05:20 PM (DxThd)

Is someone in the first 59 comments up for trollbusting?

Posted by: Methos at April 25, 2014 01:24 PM (hO9ad)

99 Weiner may yet pop up! Huma, huma, humaÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:24 PM (CMkNk)

100 Al Gore is thinking about running again so we got that going for us.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 01:25 PM (Mogjf)

101 68 By all accounts, she left her previous four-year stint in government service exhausted. In the British press, if someone takes a vacation because they're "exhausted", everyone knows that means alkie. In this case I'd say she really is exhausted, AND an alkie. Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2014 05:21 PM (gtjN1) Don't you think she looks tired?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 25, 2014 01:25 PM (z/Ubi)

102 Shrill Hill picking on choo choo Joe at the debates will be a hoot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:25 PM (HVff2)

103 Why are Leftists not outraged by life span inequality?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:25 PM (9W+0f)

104 And a onezla, tuzla, threezlaÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:25 PM (CMkNk)

105 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 05:23 PM

And little sachets of lavender in all the drawers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2014 01:25 PM (knoK7)

106 I think the aged Elizabeth Warren is probably running in a Plan B sort of way -- as an insurance policy, in case the elderly Hillary Clinton and ancient Joe Biden turns out to be too frail for a White House run. Sloppy Seconds!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 01:25 PM (TIIx5)

107 Kerry will be a spry 72. And he'll run if he senses any opportunity.

Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (oari7)

108 Or is Obama Care supposed to bring Life Span Equality about too?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (9W+0f)

109 Here's the spin...

Hillary may be in her late 60's but by election time, a busload of doctors will come forth stating that after many medical tests, she PHYSICALLY has the body of a 35 year old woman.

Therefore her age doesn't matter.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (AC0lD)

110 Andrew Cuomo might take a shot at it. Just sayingÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (CMkNk)

111 Don't think I could stand looking at Hills face for 4/8 years. She already looks like she was rode hard and put back wet....

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (9+ccr)

112 15 War on Shewolves� of the S.S. (in 3-D) --- This... WILL BE MY MECCA!

Posted by: Nicholas Cage as President Barack Obama at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (APuJ7)

113 In the British press, if someone takes a vacation because they're "exhausted", everyone knows that means alkie.

And now I finally get the importance of the Doctor's suggestion that she looked tired.

Posted by: Methos at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (hO9ad)

114 You know who else went to law school? Cobs. Commenters. The fucking owner of the blog. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 05:20 PM (GEICT) The Marquis de Lafayette was a pretty good aristocrat too. But there's no denying the aristocracy.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (1UzRc)

115 A dish of ribbon candy covered with cat hair on the desk in the Oval Office. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 05:23 PM (kdS6q) Ugh.....ribbon candy.

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (j7iSn)

116 "life is unpredictable"

Tards.

Posted by: Nostradamus at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (MNq6o)

117 When will Leftists actually stop being sexist?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:27 PM (9W+0f)

118 "Why are Leftists not outraged by life span inequality?" =============== Because it benefits women. And womanish men.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 25, 2014 01:27 PM (/AHDz)

119 Don't you think she looks tired? --- She looks like her blood type is Absolut.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 01:27 PM (APuJ7)

120 109 "...she PHYSICALLY has the body of a 35 year old womanÂ…" Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 05:26 PM (AC0lD) It's under her bed, in a coma, entubatedÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:27 PM (CMkNk)

121 Andrew Cuomo might take a shot at it. Get in close is my advice.

Posted by: The Tuzla Sniper at April 25, 2014 01:27 PM (8ZskC)

122 I really like that Obama is such a lame duck that everyone has moved on to 2016. Even the libtards.

Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 01:27 PM (oari7)

123 Don't you think she looks tired? Posted by: Buzzion at April 25, 2014 05:25 PM (z/Ubi) I ain't in no ways taaaaaaaared.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 25, 2014 01:27 PM (1UzRc)

124 Hillary may be in her late 60's but by election time, a busload of doctors will come forth stating that after many medical tests, she PHYSICALLY has the body of a 35 year old woman. That's been rode hard & put up wet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 01:27 PM (UjHCx)

125 115 A dish of ribbon candy covered with cat hair on the desk in the Oval Office. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 05:23 PM (kdS6q) Ugh.....ribbon candy. Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2014 05:26 PM (j7iSn) ugh is right

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (u8GsB)

126 At first my comment was "60 is the new 50" but then I thought it'd be more clever if I changed it to "59."

Posted by: Soothsayer § explains his commenting process at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (DxThd)

127 Saw my first "Hillary 2016" bumper sticker yesterday.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (gOoFi)

128 Don't you think she looks tired?

She doesn't look no ways tahred.....

Posted by: wiserbud at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (NXg/k)

129 Whoever the donks nominate will win. We're relocating to Canada.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (thLL8)

130 Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2014 05:23 PM

For the love of all that's holy, we do not need another "popped out of nowhere with no experience" historic first, half-term senator running.  We've seen how that movie ends.  Which means, of course, that Granny Warren will definitely be the Dem nominee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (knoK7)

131 Aside from having sex with Bill once, Hillary's only "positive" accomplishment is not having a penis. And how much work did that really take?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (9W+0f)

132 @82: "Like a sympathy vote? I don't think so. I have a feeling that a significant percentage of her support is based on the idea that the rapist will be in there with her." Some sympathy, yeah, but Bill being gone would legitimize Hillary as being her own person doing her own thing, and I worry that a bunch of squishy moderates would suddenly forget all of their dynastic and nepotistic concerns.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (kqGWM)

133 Second look at Janet Reno? 77.

Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (oari7)

134 84 it. Does she eat healthy? Get proper amounts of exercise? How's her heart? Posted by: elaine at April 25, 2014 05:23 PM (YNYXJ) Didn't know the bitch had one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (HVff2)

135 Hillary may be in her late 60's but by election time, a busload of doctors will come forth stating that after many medical tests, she PHYSICALLY has the body of a 35 year old woman --- By the same rationale that says Cher is 12 because of the surgery replacing all her original parts over the years. Or that Hairy Reed has the body of a ten-year old boy. In his trunk.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 01:28 PM (APuJ7)

136 And he'll run if he senses any opportunity.

Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 05:26 PM (oari7)

From your mouth to God's ear.

That would be awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (QFxY5)

137 You lawyer morons and ettes can take the arrows if us " yankee" morons can.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (zqvg6)

138 I truly had no idea Warren was that old! She looks much younger. Clearly with the pale skin, pale blue eyes...she must have a lot of Indian blood in her to look so youthful!

Posted by: zigggyeeee at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (AsMdZ)

139 The Media was obsessed with Ron Reagan dying his hair.

Posted by: Soothsayer § explains his commenting process at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (DxThd)

140 And little sachets of lavender in all the drawers. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2014 05:25 PM (knoK7) Oh! I love those !

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (oMKp3)

141 A dish of ribbon candy covered with cat hair on the desk in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix



Presidential Commission on Bunions

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (MNq6o)

142 Ronald Reagan: Chopping wood on his ranch Hillary Clinton: Killing wood nationwide

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (TIIx5)

143 I should have named my new puppy "Biden". He likes chew-chew toys, he dribbles food on himself when he eats and he spreads shit all over the house. (The analogy falls apart there though, 'cause the pup can actually string together a coherent sentence and he can find Ukraine on a map)

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (MKpBT)

144 The Marquis de Lafayette was a pretty good aristocrat too. The Marquis de Sade? Not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 01:29 PM (UjHCx)

145 "Some sympathy, yeah, but Bill being gone would legitimize Hillary as being her own person doing her own thing..." =============== Maybe if she did something really "bold" like dropping the "Clinton" from her name. That would probably excite a few of the girls. Like Chris Matthews.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (/AHDz)

146 >>> Because it's time to give Youth a chance. Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you If you're young at heart...

Posted by: Frank Sinatra at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (yRwC8)

147 "Saw my first 'Hillary 2016' bumper sticker yesterday."

Here in the SF Bay Area, the "Ready For Hillary!!!" bumper stickers appeared within (not kidding) about 72 hours after Election Day 2012.

That fast. Early aggressive expensive battlespace prep. Team Clinton is not taking anything for granted.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (noWW6)

148 If the GOP won't criticize the first black president what will they do with the first woman?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (HVff2)

149 Vic hardest hit.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 05:13 PM (UD2qu)


Like Grandpa Simpson, Vic was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Ragey. My Friends at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (4RSqo)

150 Plastic on all the furniture in the WH.

Though, that's always a good idea with Bill on the prowl.

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (IlmuV)

151 What happened to Cuomo? Wasn't he supposed to be the Hillary alternative?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (0LHZx)

152 "Oh! I love those ! Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2014 05:29 PM"

I have a recipe somewhere for lavender and honey ice cream.  That was good stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (knoK7)

153 Saw my first "Hillary 2016" bumper sticker yesterday. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2014 05:28 PM (gOoFi) "Ready For Hillary" bumper stickers have been common around SoCal since last summer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (TIIx5)

154 Like Grandpa Simpson, Vic was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions. --- That's probably my favorite Simpsons joke of all time.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 01:31 PM (APuJ7)

155 Leftism actually tends toward rule-by-old-people. The Soviet Union was ruled mostly by old people. And not just in its decadent phase. Lenin and Krupskaya were pretty ancient. And that was at the very beginning of the Noble Experiment.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:32 PM (9W+0f)

156 Hillary Clinton: Killing wood nationwide Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 05:29 PM (TIIx5) Like pine beetles.

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2014 01:32 PM (j7iSn)

157 Hey, what about me?

Posted by: Martin O'Malley, totes serious You Guys and Hons at April 25, 2014 01:32 PM (Cjjf6)

158 Hillary may be in her late 60's but by election time, a busload of doctors will come forth stating that after many medical tests, she PHYSICALLY has the body of a 35 year old woman In a well, in the basement.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 25, 2014 01:32 PM (QupBk)

159 Hillary's choice of a running mate is bound to be as useless as Biden because there's no way she's going to be outshone. Still she might pick someone who's young. Ugh. Chris Murphy? Raul Ruiz? Joaquin Castro?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 01:32 PM (DmNpO)

160

I don't really think that Hillary is all that popular with women in general.

 

There is not much about her that most women can relate to.

 

Her big claim to fame? ...Being an enabler for her sexual predator husband.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 01:32 PM (la7X9)

161 I note in passing that Ronald Reagan (PBUH) lived another 23.5 years after his inauguration. 

And a day before his death, even while suffering the way he did during his decline, he still would have governed the country a fuck of a lot better than Hillary ever could, or Barry the Clown Prince is.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2014 01:32 PM (TM1p8)

162 The charisma of a road-baked toad carcass combined with the depth of a shadow.
*******************
But at least she's a looker.
http://tinyurl.com/mww9f59

Posted by: jeannebodine at April 25, 2014 01:32 PM (2LJqa)

163 I cant think of an election, certainly not in my lifetime, where the Republican would be the one with the youthfulness edge. The Democrat has always either been the one that was markedly younger, or they were fairly even in age. But, if the Dems go with one of the 3 Ace discusses, the Republican will almost certainly be significantly younger.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (IN7k+)

164 If the GOP won't criticize the first black president what will they do with the first woman?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

It's a stain on our country that we haven't had a female President...

Posted by: McCain & The Righteous RINO Rodeo at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (ujux6)

165 Some of you are over estimating the importance of the youth vote when it comes to Hillary. Young people don't vote in near the numbers that old people do, especially old women. Hillary has that demographic locked up.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (oMKp3)

166 Looks like Holder has found a Republican to indict. HotAir.com ‏@hotairblog Rep. Michael Grimm expected to be indicted http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=293577 Â…

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (ZPrif)

167 "Hillary may be in her late 60's but by election time, a busload of doctors will come forth stating that after many medical tests, she PHYSICALLY has the body of a 35 year old woman " =============== DON'T REMIND ME!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (/AHDz)

168 Is she a spokesperson for Vagisil or something?

Soylent Green

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (MNq6o)

169 FDR: Polio: Wheelchair

Cankles: Arthritis: Hoveround scooter

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (IlmuV)

170 160 Hillary's choice of a running mate is bound to be as useless as Biden because there's no way she's going to be outshone. Still she might pick someone who's young. Ugh. Chris Murphy? Raul Ruiz? Joaquin Castro? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 05:32 PM (DmNpO) Jesse Jackson Jr. Tanned, rested, ready.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (GEICT)

171 Hillary! has the body of a 35-year-old all right. And she needs to do something with it soon, it's smelling up the garage. *rimshot* I'll be here all week. Try the waitress and tip your veal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (0HooB)

172 scenario:

McCain and Hilly get slogged at the ranch in Arizona  and commiserate about getting their asses kicked by Barky.

McCain declares (I) and becomes Hellary's running mate.

I'm starting this rumor right now.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (5ikDv)

173 Indian women have a low life expectancy. Damn this thread is to 161 already? Whooosh......

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 01:33 PM (fsLdt)

174 H8ers. One of my great-great-grandparents was a Millenial.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (Cjjf6)

175 And for all their age, the three Dems have a list of accomplishments as short as His Emptiness's.

Posted by: --- at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (MMC8r)

176 The Marquis de Sade? Not so much. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 05:29 PM (UjHCx) *** and Marquis Marq? Even less, though I liked him in 'Shooter'

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (MKpBT)

177 @146: "Maybe if she did something really 'bold' like dropping the 'Clinton' from her name." Sniffling in New Hampshire about how much Bill woulda loved being a grandfather would be bold enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (kqGWM)

178 173 scenario: McCain and Hilly get slogged at the ranch in Arizona and commiserate about getting their asses kicked by Barky. McCain declares (I) and becomes Hellary's running mate. I'm starting this rumor right now. --- Wouldn't surprise me, considering shithead pushed hard to make Lieberman his running mate.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (APuJ7)

179 Though, that's always a good idea with Bill on the prowl. Posted by: Hate Miser at April 25, 2014 05:31 PM (IlmuV) The Secret Service will then have to be equipped with Luminol and black lights.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (yz6yg)

180 Supreme Court Justice Matlock

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (UD2qu)

181 Before it was "We need a younger person to put this Country on the right track." McCains too old. Now it will be "We need an experienced mature Person to run this Country." Paul/Cruz/Jindal/Christie/ Walker anyone the Republicans nominate is too young .

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (9+ccr)

182 It don't matter if Hillary or the fake Indian is elected president. We will save money by not using Air Force One, since both of them will be riding a broom.

Posted by: nannyhag at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (39IHH)

183 "Ready For Hillary" bumper stickers have been common around SoCal since last summer. Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The ones with the picture of an open grave?

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (MNq6o)

184 "165 If the GOP won't criticize the first black president what will they do with the first woman? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian It's a stain on our country that we haven't had a female President... Posted by: McCain & The Righteous RINO Rodeo at April 25, 2014 05:33 PM (ujux6)" What about Jimmy?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (9W+0f)

185
Setting aside matters of policy, character, experience, and performance in office ... the key to a candidate isn't what the actuarial tables say, but the state of the individual's health.

Reagan was willing to certified by a team of physicians that he was in good health. Clinton isn't - or if she is, I haven't heard of it. Draw your own conclusions.

Of course, Democrats have a long history of covering up serious health problems in their candidates. With JFK, they were willing hand the nuclear button to a guy who was taking large doses of steroids to control his Addison's disease. So if Hillary! is in marginal health, I don't expect candor from her.

Posted by: Brown Line at April 25, 2014 01:35 PM (VrNoa)

186 I always imagine that the pantsuit is actually some sort of giant shaping outfit. Permanently lined with spanx to hold her bloated, gooey form into the semblance of female.

Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 01:35 PM (oari7)

187 McCain declares (I) and becomes Hellary's running mate. I'm starting this rumor right now. Posted by: noone, really at April 25, 2014 05:33 PM (5ikDv) A really good rumor has an element of "too good to be true, so it must be true".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 01:35 PM (TIIx5)

188 McCain declares (I) and becomes Hellary's running mate. They can save campaign funds by sharing a box of Depends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2014 01:35 PM (8ZskC)

189 the GOP won't criticize the first black president what will they do with the first woman? - Speaking of race, I see the Nazi who shot up the Jewish Center a couple of weeks ago was arrested for soliciting a black, male prostitute.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 01:35 PM (Mogjf)

190 And a day before his death, even while suffering the way he did during his decline, he still would have governed the country a fuck of a lot better than Hillary ever could, or Barry the Clown Prince is. Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2014 05:32 PM (TM1p I was living near DC when he died. I went downtown for the procession. I was right under where the jets did the flyover. Whole scene was surreal.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 01:35 PM (GEICT)

191 Hillary Clinton is a decent person and a person you do not have to be scared of as president of the United States, you stupid wingnuts.

Posted by: John McCain at April 25, 2014 01:35 PM (/AHDz)

192 A new study shows that cankles are a marker for heart disease. Which if you think about it - a thick, creamy layer of fat over a part of the anatomy that in most people is bone, tendon, and a layer of skin - makes sense. Hillary! has Grade A Cankles thus there's a very good chance that Hillary! is prone to heart attacks. As bad as she looks now, i doubt she could make it through the Prez campaign.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2014 01:36 PM (0cMkb)

193 The charisma of a road-baked toad carcass combined with the depth of a shadow. And with bonus meanness and vindictiveness. And crooked as a stick.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 01:36 PM (fsLdt)

194 She may be old, but man, that bitch can weave. Posted by: The Tuzla Sniper
Serpentine! Serpentine!

Posted by: Vince at April 25, 2014 01:36 PM (gDHxV)

195 Speaking of race, I see the Nazi who shot up the Jewish Center a couple of weeks ago was arrested for soliciting a black, male prostitute. --- I guess they like to stick it to the ubermensch however they can.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 01:36 PM (APuJ7)

196 And part 2 of the "Hillary is Young" campaign.

Hollywood will have Hillary on plenty of talk shows. And on one of them, probably an MTV award show, Hillary Clinton will start a sexy new dance craze of pelvic thrusting and grinding that will promptly become the new 'twerking.'

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 01:36 PM (AC0lD)

197 When you get that call at 3 am,  you'll have to pause Murder, She Wrote.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:36 PM (MNq6o)

198 Morbid, was all I could come up with for the NJ piece.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 25, 2014 01:37 PM (IXrOn)

199
"she has the body of a 35 year old woman."



An early morning jogger in Fort Marcy Park found the body of the unidentified women...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 01:37 PM (kdS6q)

200 "166 Some of you are over estimating the importance of the youth vote when it comes to Hillary. Young people don't vote in near the numbers that old people do, especially old women. Hillary has that demographic locked up. Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2014 05:33 PM (oMKp3)" Just the bitter, aging she-hippies.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:37 PM (9W+0f)

201 The ones with the picture of an open grave? Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 05:34 PM (MNq6o) Heh. I'd pay to have a Ready for Hillary bumpersticker made that features a picture of the Grim Reaper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2014 01:37 PM (8ZskC)

202 >>> I think the aged Elizabeth Warren is probably running in a Plan B sort of way -- as an insurance policy, in case the elderly Hillary Clinton and ancient Joe Biden turns out to be too frail for a White House run. So Warren is the Jayne Mansfield to Clinton's Marilyn Monroe; a blond bombshell insurance policy for the dem studio system in cast their leading actress is incapacitated? Sounds about right.

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 01:37 PM (yRwC8)

203 "Hillary Clinton will start a sexy new dance craze of pelvic thrusting and grinding that will promptly become the new 'twerking.'
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 05:36 PM"

Dude....that was not a good thing you just did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2014 01:37 PM (knoK7)

204 58 31 So it's a lock that the Dems will nominate someone who went to law school?

Again.

Both places on the ticket since 1984.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 05:16 PM (1UzRc)


You know who else went to law school?

Cobs.

Commenters.

The fucking owner of the blog.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 05:20 PM (GEICT)

++++

Ace went to law school? Oh my. Did he finish; pass the bar; practice law?

I don't know which is more troubling, this or that whole speaking French thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2014 01:37 PM (IN7k+)

205 This country is going completely off the rails. Hillary Clinton? Hillary? Clinton? I've often said no great country elects barack hussein obama twice. What could be said about a country that after that epic failure they raise it with a hillary presidency?

Posted by: Kreplach at April 25, 2014 01:37 PM (5TFvk)

206 It's a stain on our country that we haven't had a female President... We sure could use an American president right about now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:38 PM (0HooB)

207 So all those words for, she's a Democrat, so what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2014 01:38 PM (UQKe/)

208 At least it'll be harder for them to push their global warming agenda when the thermostat in the White House is always set at 82°.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 25, 2014 01:38 PM (pgQxn)

209 I used to tell a joke...

there was this asshole French or Belgian singer who was like maybe 70 who got his bang Chimpy on back in '03...


anyhow I decided "when your youth demographic is aged 55-65 you have some fucking problems....

They better pray the kids never figure out what they are up to b/c the hippies are that "youth demographic" level

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 01:38 PM (TE35l)

210 Hillary! has Grade A Cankles thus there's a very good chance that Hillary! is prone to heart attacks. Regular bathing in the blood of virgins can fix that.

Posted by: Elizabeth de Bathory at April 25, 2014 01:38 PM (8ZskC)

211 Hillary's choice of a running mate is bound to be as useless as Biden because there's no way she's going to be outshone. Still she might pick someone who's young.


Jesse Jackson Jr.

Tanned, rested, ready.

---
Still in prison

Posted by: Methos at April 25, 2014 01:38 PM (hO9ad)

212 204 "Hillary Clinton will start a sexy new dance craze of pelvic thrusting and grinding that will promptly become the new 'twerking.' Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 05:36 PM" Dude....that was not a good thing you just did. --- It's just a jump to the left And a step to the right Put your hands on your hips And bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thruuuuust That realy drives you insaaaaaaaane!

Posted by: The Criminologist at April 25, 2014 01:38 PM (APuJ7)

213 Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 25, 2014 05:34 PM (Cjjf6) Hmmm, wonder who let you off the Rez?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:38 PM (HVff2)

214 Remember how cool she was in sunglasses, texting on a Blackberry? Said no one under the age of 50.

Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (oari7)

215 t's a stain on our country that we haven't had a female President... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 25, 2014 05:38 PM (0HooB) Probably don't want to use the word "stain" anywhere within earshot of a Clinton campaign. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (yz6yg)

216 Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 05:35 PM (oari7)

Dude......

That was a bit too descriptive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (QFxY5)

217 198 When you get that call at 3 am, you'll have to pause Murder, She Wrote. Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 05:36 PM (MNq6o) Obama has his calls forwarded to Dial-a-Prayer.

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (j7iSn)

218 "171 160 Hillary's choice of a running mate is bound to be as useless as Biden because there's no way she's going to be outshone. Still she might pick someone who's young. Ugh. Chris Murphy? Raul Ruiz? Joaquin Castro? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 05:32 PM (DmNpO) Jesse Jackson Jr. Tanned, rested, ready. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 05:33 PM (GEICT)" Hopefully she'll go for Sharpton or even Michelle instead.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (9W+0f)

219 Hillary Clinton will start a sexy new dance craze of pelvic thrusting and grinding that will promptly become the new 'twerking.' Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 05:36 PM (AC0lD) Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck. You. Bastard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (TIIx5)

220 If Clinton and Warren debate each other it won't be as obvious. But when one of them has to bring it in a head to head with a Walker or Cruz, both at their peak both mentally AND physically, it will be disturbingly obvious their advanced age and lack of vitality are not up to the demands of the job. I think a primary schedule would grind both of them down and they would look even more like bossy old mean grannies.

Posted by: Lester at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (2UPXV)

221 Hillary may be in her late 60's but by election time, a busload of doctors will come forth stating that after many medical tests, she PHYSICALLY has the body of a 35 year old woman Transplanting her brain into another woman's body? There's a thought. It would have to be closely related for compatibility purposes... ...I suddenly feel concerned for Chelsea.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (rt3TY)

222 That settles it then: I shall remain in office for the good of the nation.

Posted by: King Barakan the First at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (Fp7JI)

223
Ready For Hillary" bumper stickers have been common around SoCal since last summer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur




On the rear bumpers of hearses...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (kdS6q)

224 With JFK, they were willing hand the nuclear button to a guy who was taking large doses of steroids to control his Addison's disease. Obama's health is a big "?". He's got a mystery scar on his head. He probably still smokes, and certainly did drugs at a young age. He seems fit enough, but who knows what damage he did to his body.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 25, 2014 01:40 PM (gtjN1)

225 "Still in prison
Posted by: Methos at April 25, 2014 05:38 PM"


Ahem...

Posted by: Marion Barry at April 25, 2014 01:40 PM (knoK7)

226 I've often said no great country elects barack hussein obama twice. Nope.......Epic shitfail.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 01:40 PM (fsLdt)

227 I don't really think that Hillary is all that popular with women in general. **** But! But! But! the first thing I heard on the news this morning was that 69% of women want her to run.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 01:40 PM (DmNpO)

228 187 I always imagine that the pantsuit is actually some sort of giant shaping outfit. Permanently lined with spanx to hold her bloated, gooey form into the semblance of female. Anti-Jabba wear.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 01:40 PM (UjHCx)

229 How old is Michele Obama?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 01:41 PM (UD2qu)

230 When Katie Couric asks Hillary what books she reads, she'll reply, "Matlock".

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:41 PM (MKpBT)

231 All the cuckoo old women will vote for Hillary, or the fake Indian, which ever one is left in the election. The sad part is, all the women's husbands beat feet to the other side, having preferred death instead of living with the crazy old women, leaving the crazy old women to run this veil of tears.

Posted by: nannyhag at April 25, 2014 01:41 PM (39IHH)

232 Dude...... That was a bit too descriptive. --------------------- Really? Imagine the smell of the Spanxsuit as Huma peels it off of her. And the pee stains in front. Better?

Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 01:41 PM (oari7)

233 But! But! But! the first thing I heard on the news this morning was that 69% of women want her to run. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 05:40 PM (DmNpO) 69, huh? So noted.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:41 PM (yz6yg)

234 Not to worry, Putin is to nuke DC over the weekend so, what difference does it really make?

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 25, 2014 01:41 PM (thLL8)

235 "178 @146: "Maybe if she did something really 'bold' like dropping the 'Clinton' from her name." Sniffling in New Hampshire about how much Bill woulda loved being a grandfather would be bold enough. Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 25, 2014 05:34 PM (kqGWM)" He must have a lot of grand bastards.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 25, 2014 01:41 PM (9W+0f)

236 JFK was also regularly being shot up with speed.And banging hookers and Soviet agents.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:41 PM (zqvg6)

237 Anyone know anyone anything about Elizabeth Warren's mother or father? I wonder if she's like Obama, a Red's kin.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2014 01:42 PM (ZshNr)

238 Permanently lined with spanx to hold her bloated, gooey form into the semblance of female.

Well, no dinner tonight.

Posted by: wiserbud at April 25, 2014 01:42 PM (NXg/k)

239 who got his bang Chimpy on I've no idea what this means.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 25, 2014 01:42 PM (gtjN1)

240 The Mooch just turned 50..... Welcome Madam President! I just barfed a bit...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at April 25, 2014 01:42 PM (9+ccr)

241 Transplanting her brain into another woman's body? *** Well, it does have the added advantage of never having been used.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:42 PM (MKpBT)

242 230 How old is Michele Obama? Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 05:41 PM (UD2qu) 50

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:42 PM (HVff2)

243 "McCain declares (I) and becomes Hellary's running mate" Oldest ticket ever.....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2014 01:42 PM (gOoFi)

244 Really? Imagine the smell of the Spanxsuit as Huma peels it off of her. And the pee stains in front. Better? Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 05:41 PM (oari7) That would explain the large purchases of supertropical bleach shipped to zip codes in Chappaqua. Quick decon.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:43 PM (yz6yg)

245 #AHillaryWhiteHouse Lace doilies

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 01:43 PM (DmNpO)

246 237 Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 05:41 PM (zqvg6)

God love him...the man lived

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 01:43 PM (TE35l)

247 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 05:32 PM (DmNpO)

White male with solid credentials. That way she can demonstrate her female superiority over the male hierarchy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 01:43 PM (QFxY5)

248 The older you are, the older your life expectancy. Duh. My 92 year old aunt has a life expectancy of something more than 92, because she's, like, still alive.

Of course the concern was never about the president DYING, it was about SENILITY, and unfitness for the rigors of the office, after a certain age. And women suffer Alzheimer's more frequently, and at a younger average onset, than men.

So crazy ole Hillary will be rattling about the White House for a full 8 years, God willing....

Posted by: notropis at April 25, 2014 01:43 PM (bvlUm)

249 Really? Imagine the smell of the Spanxsuit as Huma peels it off of her. And the pee stains in front. Better? Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 05:41 PM (oari7) You motherfucker. I'm gonna kick your ass on two blogs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 25, 2014 01:43 PM (GEICT)

250 Perhaps this is mean-spirited, but I for one voted for McCain in 2008 _hoping_ he would pull a William Henry Harrison in office and we'd get a president Palin, as she was the most qualified of the 4 contenders for President/VP at the time.

Posted by: metzengerstein at April 25, 2014 01:43 PM (I9ETa)

251 193 A new study shows that cankles are a marker for heart disease. Which if you think about it - a thick, creamy layer of fat over a part of the anatomy that in most people is bone, tendon, and a layer of skin - makes sense. Hillary! has Grade A Cankles thus there's a very good chance that Hillary! is prone to heart attacks. As bad as she looks now, i doubt she could make it through the Prez campaign. Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2014 05:36 PM (0cMkb) I thought cankles were from too much water, not fat...lymphedema? Your body retains water as a coping mechanism for something going wrong internally. But yes, is not a sign that things are all hunky-dory health-wise. I do suspect Hilary might be hiding health probs, I guess we'll see.

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 01:43 PM (yRwC8)

252 Does anyone know if Bill and Hill actually live together in the same house ?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2014 01:44 PM (oMKp3)

253 237 JFK was also regularly being shot up with speed.And banging hookers and Soviet agents. Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 05:41 PM (zqvg6) That sounds like fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:44 PM (HVff2)

254 240 Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2014 05:42 PM (gtjN1)

Bang Chimpy=s BDS =s Bush Derangement Syndrome


The effort against Bush was a coordinated international effort...sorta like Ogabe's donation cycles

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 01:44 PM (TE35l)

255 Better?

Posted by: MJ at April 25, 2014 05:41 PM (oari7)

Oh...much!

Maybe we should have a thread dedicated to some soft-core porn with Hillary as the focus.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 01:44 PM (QFxY5)

256
At least it'll be harder for them to push their global warming agenda when the thermostat in the White House is always set at 82°.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo




Space heater under the table in the Cabinet Room.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 01:45 PM (kdS6q)

257 Hillary would run with Deval Patrick, of course.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2014 01:45 PM (UQKe/)

258 "Hillary Clinton will start a sexy new dance craze of pelvic thrusting and grinding that will promptly become the new 'twerking.'
Posted by: Stateless Infidel


Twerking in Depends?!  Better stand back... this could get messy.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:45 PM (MNq6o)

259 "Does anyone know if Bill and Hill actually live together in the same house ?" I can't believe they do. Probably the last time they saw one another was their last public appearance together.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2014 01:45 PM (gOoFi)

260 draft Chlesea? Now, look, I know she looks a little, well, horsey faced, but not really a DRAFT horsey face.

Posted by: tcn at April 25, 2014 01:45 PM (lp+pe)

261 Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 05:43 PM (yRwC

For your sister:

New York/New Jersey Moron Meet-up

Thursday, May 1st
6pm-9pm
West Village

All Morons and their handlers are welcome.

for additional info, email me at:

nynjmeet at optimum dot net


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 01:45 PM (QFxY5)

262 259 "Hillary Clinton will start a sexy new dance craze of pelvic thrusting and grinding that will promptly become the new 'twerking.' Posted by: Stateless Infidel Uhura fan dance?

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 01:46 PM (yRwC8)

263 I'd guess Warren would lose more of the women's vote than Hillary would in the long run. Pimping her faux ancestry for career advancement would become a much, much bigger deal in a national election than it did in Massachusetts, and although most women would near admit it aloud, many of them would quietly resent how Warren got ahead.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 25, 2014 01:46 PM (kqGWM)

264 258 Hillary would run with Deval Patrick, of course. Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2014 05:45 PM (UQKe/) Hey! Cut that out!

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2014 01:46 PM (j7iSn)

265 260 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2014 05:45 PM (gOoFi)

They share the same address legally....

and take reciprocating trips to fuck their matching taste for younger women.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 01:46 PM (TE35l)

266 "Hillary would run with Deval Patrick, of course. Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2014 05:45 PM"

He's been denying any WH ambitions, so, yeah...he's in.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2014 01:46 PM (knoK7)

267 "Really? Imagine the smell of the Spanxsuit as Huma peels it off of her. And the pee stains in front." =============== I can't even...ANTHONY YOU BASTARD!!1! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ME OUT OF THIS!!!1!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 25, 2014 01:46 PM (/AHDz)

268 Does anyone know if Bill and Hill actually live together in the same house ? Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2014 05:44 PM (oMKp3) Kinda sorta. They both have a house that neither lives in. They went to some international conference together, their entourages were not even on the same floor in the hotel.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2014 01:46 PM (UQKe/)

269 Ugly, stupid, old and cankley is no way to run the presidency, madam.

Posted by: tcn at April 25, 2014 01:46 PM (lp+pe)

270 "draft Chlesea? " Clinton or Manning?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2014 01:47 PM (gOoFi)

271 This picture right here is why Hillary! wears pantsuits. http://preview.tinyurl.com/m8c9836

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 25, 2014 01:47 PM (gtjN1)

272 262 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 05:45 PM (QFxY5)

Merry Xmas....

I'll be there in spirit

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 01:47 PM (TE35l)

273 "JFK was also regularly being shot up with speed."

And dropping acid.

"And banging hookers and Soviet agents."

And mob molls, and underage teen girls.

I do honestly sometimes wonder whether the CIA whacked Kennedy because they realized, with their inside intelligence, that the guy was increasingly psychologically unstable and would likely end up getting the country on the wrong side of a thermonuclear exchange if allowed to continue in office.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2014 01:47 PM (noWW6)

274 You do realize, don't you, that Hillary not only wins but wins going away if she receives merely 42% of the overall white vote....

Posted by: Escape from your cocoon at April 25, 2014 01:47 PM (pmsMR)

275

Never trust anyone over the age of 65

 

so would Hillary get a SS and a POTUS check?

Posted by: The Goat at April 25, 2014 01:48 PM (W6iIX)

276 274 Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2014 05:47 PM (noWW6)

He may have been a drugged up philandering, overhyped psycho but he was an America loving hopped up psycho...

something I can't say of any Donkey since

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 01:48 PM (TE35l)

277 "so would Hillary get a SS and a POTUS check? Posted by: The Goat at April 25, 2014 05:48 PM"

Only 77% of one. 

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2014 01:48 PM (knoK7)

278 This picture right here is why Hillary! wears pantsuits. bonhomme -- I know you're LDS but I still ain't clicking on that.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 01:49 PM (fsLdt)

279 bonhomme -- I know you're LDS but I still ain't clicking on that. Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 05:49 PM (fsLdt) Wise choice. It was horrific.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:49 PM (yz6yg)

280

228 I don't really think that Hillary is all that popular with women in general.

 



 

****

 

 

But! But! But! the first thing I heard on the news this morning was that 69% of women want her to run.

 

 

------------

 

Yeah, I think that's bullshit, NDH. 

Who knows how they phrased that question.

 

Her blind ambition for Power is the only reason she's stayed with Bubba.

This has been evident for a long time.

 

I think most women would like to see a 'woman president', some day. 

Just...NOT Hillary.

 

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 01:49 PM (la7X9)

281 Did you ever wonder if LBJ and the CIA had JFK killed because he was losing his mind and was going to first-strike the Russians?

Posted by: --- at April 25, 2014 01:49 PM (MMC8r)

282 Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 05:43 PM (yRwC You're right. I was too in love with the "thick, creamy layer of fat" image to think things through. Edema like that probably indicates chronic heart failure. Easy way to find out - push a finger into Madame Clinton's cancels - if the indent stays a bit = edema. If you can get Slick Willie to do it with his wang, that'll be the closest they've come to having sex in 30 years.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2014 01:49 PM (0cMkb)

283

Vote Cankles in 2016!

 

 

waaaaaay better than Jeb Bush!!

Posted by: Democrat Think Tank at April 25, 2014 01:49 PM (W6iIX)

284 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 05:45 PM (QFxY5) Bless you CBD!!! I shall inform her thusly, and email you pronto. Good thing is in the West Village; she is a lazy West side person now who thinks that going to the East side is like traveling to Siberia. As someone not living in the city I just LOL.

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 01:49 PM (yRwC8)

285 Surprised nobody's been talking about this poll: Quinnipiac poll in Colorado: Rand Paul 48 Hillary Clinton 43 http://tinyurl.com/ny93tje

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 25, 2014 01:50 PM (0LHZx)

286 BCUZ VAGINA!

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at April 25, 2014 01:50 PM (uopHF)

287 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 01:50 PM (UjHCx)

288 "They went to some international conference together, their entourages were not even on the same floor in the hotel."

It's a New Class rank signifier to insist on separate everything. Only commoners are expected to share things.

Example: Hillary and Mooch both went to Betty Ford's funeral.

They left Andrews Air Force base at the same time on the same day heading to the same destination, Palm Springs, and then both flew directly back to Andrews later that evening.

Aboard two separate aircraft.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2014 01:50 PM (noWW6)

289 This picture right here is why Hillary! wears pantsuits. http://preview.tinyurl.com/m8c9836 If I were Bill, I'd sure stay the hell away.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2014 01:50 PM (8ZskC)

290 This picture right here is why Hillary! wears pantsuits.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m8c9836 Posted by: bonhomme


Reminds me of the old National Parks post cards showing cars driving through those giant hollowed out tree trunks.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:50 PM (MNq6o)

291 Given the age of our betters, it's a wonder they don't just drop dead unexpectedly more often.

Posted by: --- at April 25, 2014 01:51 PM (MMC8r)

292
Pimping her faux ancestry for career advancement would become a much, much bigger deal in a national election
Posted by: Walter Freeman




Kerry pretty much survived the raking over of his war record, and he was essentially a pathologically lying traitor to his country. And ended up just one Ohio away from winning it all.

Warren would sail.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 01:51 PM (kdS6q)

293 "Easy way to find out - push a finger into Madame Clinton's"

Aaaaaaaaand I stopped reading right at that point, thanks.

::: desperately shaking the brain bleach bottle :::

Posted by: torquewrench at April 25, 2014 01:51 PM (noWW6)

294

I'd bet dollars to dough thighs that Juan McCain endorses Hillary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 25, 2014 01:52 PM (hJauc)

295 Well, I'm off to Menard's to buy a leafblower for the middle grandson. He's turning three this weekend and all he wants is power tools and lawn equipment. I think he's secretly pro-amnesty. See you all later.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 25, 2014 01:52 PM (oMKp3)

296 292 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 05:51 PM (kdS6q)

eh let me offer a contratemp...

Kerry lost because he is shit.

The nation wanted to make Horrywood happy and the newsies happy but they ran .50 Kerry and his war shit cost him the 10 points goodwill they had.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 01:52 PM (TE35l)

297 Now would be the perfect time for someone young to just make a run at it and try to grab the youth vote by default. Even funnier if it were really a conservative masquerading as a progressive. Inauguration day: "Yeah, I lied to you all."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 25, 2014 01:53 PM (HDwDg)

298 I know you're LDS but I still ain't clicking on that. Heh. It's NSFLife. Hillary in a skirt.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 25, 2014 01:53 PM (gtjN1)

299 Old and busted = Boxers or briefs?

New hotness = Grannie panties of Depends?

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:55 PM (MNq6o)

300 @292: "Kerry pretty much survived the raking over of his war record, and he was essentially a pathologically lying traitor to his country. And ended up just one Ohio away from winning it all. Warren would sail." Fair or not, Vietnam was ancient history by 2004. Younger voters were never, ever gonna be swayed in large numbers about Kerry's war record or congressional testimony; especially in light of Bush burning the constitution and torturing Muslim puppies. Older women are a little more catty though; especially the more liberal types. Never underestimate the power of resentment to bring out inner mean girls.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 25, 2014 01:56 PM (kqGWM)

301 Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2014 05:49 PM (0cMkb) Ace of Spades: come for the witty banter, stay for the horrific imagery.

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 01:56 PM (yRwC8)

302 Shrillery is a perfect 36-24-36. Calf, Kneecap and Thigh.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 25, 2014 01:56 PM (Fp7JI)

303 I surrender! Mercy!

Posted by: Hillary's Spanx at April 25, 2014 01:56 PM (/AHDz)

304

I'm sure Dr. Howard Dean is the  Democratic Party's Herbert West and can re-animate Hillary as needed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2014 01:57 PM (BAS5M)

305
Kerry lost because he is shit.
Posted by: sven10077




Alllllmost won.  Remember staying up all night waiting to see which way the Buckeye State would go?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 01:58 PM (kdS6q)

306 221 If Clinton and Warren debate each other it won't be as obvious. But when one of them has to bring it in a head to head with a Walker or Cruz, both at their peak both mentally AND physically, it will be disturbingly obvious their advanced age and lack of vitality are not up to the demands of the job. I think a primary schedule would grind both of them down and they would look even more like bossy old mean grannies. Posted by: Lester at April 25, 2014 05:39 PM (2UPXV) Just as long as they don't get advice from the shithead Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 25, 2014 01:59 PM (ys4JB)

307 305 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 25, 2014 05:58 PM (kdS6q)

I was on the horn with my Ohio contacts....

but like I said Jungle John *should* have won...

fuck Silky Pony would have beat Bush I think.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 02:00 PM (TE35l)

308 Hey, is somebody looking for a young fresh Democratic stud? I'm available.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] Carlos Danger at April 25, 2014 02:01 PM (ylhEn)

309 It still chaps my ass that this coattail rider is considered the feminist choice, and a self-made woman like Palin is derided as a throwback.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2014 02:04 PM (QBm1P)

310 This picture right here is why Hillary! wears pantsuits.
---------
Will.Not.Click.That.Link!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 25, 2014 02:04 PM (kZVsz)

311 #WarOnWomensPantsuits

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 25, 2014 02:05 PM (kqGWM)

312 If the Demoncrats want to run a youth based team why not Hillary Clinton/Harry Reid? She would go after the young girls and he would go after the young boys.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at April 25, 2014 02:05 PM (ylhEn)

313 309 Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2014 06:04 PM (QBm1P)

You're welcome....

//M$M and GOP harpies

Posted by: sven10077 at April 25, 2014 02:06 PM (TE35l)

314 ah oldies but goodies

Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at April 25, 2014 02:06 PM (TE35l)

315 "people were desperate to avoid another [9/11] attack," Hillary Clinton, speaking at University of Connecticut on Wednesday night

Posted by: Harry Reid's investor friend at April 25, 2014 02:13 PM (e8kgV)

316 John Hinderaker asks: Who Has More Integrity, Barack Obama or Kim Kardashian? Ouch !

Posted by: Harry Reid's investor friend at April 25, 2014 02:21 PM (e8kgV)

317 Posted by: naturalfake at April 25, 2014 05:49 PM (0cMkb) Ace of Spades: come for the witty banter, stay for the horrific imagery. Newp, the comment was nuked

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 25, 2014 02:22 PM (30eLQ)

318 Huh. Weird. I wonder why the comment didn't show up first time I saw it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 25, 2014 02:24 PM (30eLQ)

319 Walker.

Posted by: CAC at April 25, 2014 02:24 PM (p/HPN)

320 69. Interestingly, my favorite sex position with Hill was 96.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 25, 2014 02:24 PM (24NZk)

321 Booker is the dark horse here

Posted by: fabio at April 25, 2014 03:12 PM (uxJMc)

322 "69" and Hillary Clinton shouldn't be mentioned in the same breath. And as for her age, the old bimbo has at least 7 million miles on her broomstick. The wheels and fibers are falling off.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 25, 2014 03:45 PM (wdHk6)

323 Didn't Reagan make it to his early 90s? SO, of course they're comparable.

Posted by: Drew at April 25, 2014 03:47 PM (L1LVl)

324 Booker is the dark horse here

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Raciss.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 25, 2014 04:43 PM (7XKHI)

325 Haha.  Methuselah. 

Posted by: Kevin at April 25, 2014 10:26 PM (IbauB)

326 I wonder how Bill will feel about Hillary as president in the context that, in addition to the womanizing scandals, public lies, impeachment, et al., Hillary would add another another negative asterisk to his legacy. Heh.

Posted by: Radar at April 26, 2014 05:55 AM (KzmOC)

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