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January 14, 2014

President of France Is Nailing a Cute Actress
— Ace

This guy:

Is tapping this ass:

She's an actress named Julie Gayet.

FranÃ§ois Hollande isn't married, so he's not committing adultery. But he does have a longtime girlfriend, ValÃ¨rie Trierweiler, who occupies the position of First Lady. There is a complication here, as Trierweiler has a private office at the state-owned Elysee Palace, and a personal staff paid for by the state.

So... like, what happens if the President of France breaks up with her? Apparently there is nothing in the law about this.

For her part, Trierweiler wants her position clarified.

Hollande gave a press conference today. He was asked if Trierweiler was still like France's First Girlfriend, or, like what dude?

He ducked the question:

"Everyone can go through turbulent times in their private life. It's our case; they are tough moments. But I have one principle: private affaires should be dealt with privately."

Trierweiler is in the hospital now, recovering from grief or something.

This isn't the first Weird French Socialist Girlfriend thing to Hollande's credit. He previously... dated the Socialist politician Segolene Royal, and had four children with her while he was... dating. But anyway, he dumped her like a sack of yesterday's mons junk for Valerie Trierweiler.

And there was a mini-scandal during the French elections when Valerie Trierweiler tweeted her support of Royal's political opponent, and that tweet seemed to spark the opponent's actual victory (and Royal's loss).

Miaou, Madame!

Both of them are also way out of this Penguin-looking dude's league too:

But I guess he wanted the newer model.

Here's the kicker: His polling is going up... among women. His polls had been in the crapper for years because France is, well, France is France, and the only thing rising faster than its unemployment is its deficit, but now he's arranging secret rendez-vous with much-younger actresses and French women are all like, Oh lÃ lÃ , que chaud!

That proves the premise of 1/3rd of all teenager movies of the 80s: If you can just get one cute chick to pretend to like you, the rest of the girls really will like you.

In his press conference today -- facing 500-600 reporters -- he never quite said "Yeah I'm tapping that" but at no point did he deny it.

So that's what's going on there.

Oh! I forgot. The tabloids are chattering about Obama Marital Problems.

So, Hollande is visting Obama in America on February 11th. Right around Valentine's Day, I guess.

And oh.. There are more rumors still.

More: Trierweiler says she'll forgive Hollande if he just keeps her as First Lady. Apparently she's looking forward to the trip to meet Obama in America, and will be "devastated" if he doesn't bring her.

Apparently a lot of people in France are savoring Trierweiler's downfall. They think she's getting her comeuppance, for stealing... this weird-looking guy away from Segolene Royale.

Posted by: Ace at 03:11 PM | Comments (450)
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1 This guy would belong in the Hall of Fame except for constantly outkicking his coverage.

Posted by: Ray Guy at January 14, 2014 03:12 PM (XrGnJ)

2 Life's fair

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 03:13 PM (Q6HBD)

3 The one on the left is giving me the saucy slightly raised eyebrow.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:14 PM (P7Wsr)

4 HOLY SHIT! *ducks!* *shudder* ace! You've GOT to give us a little warning before bringing the ugly that hard. I clicked over to check the HQ and BAM! I get hit with a faceful of jowly French ugly. That's the stuff of nightmares, man. Nightmares.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:14 PM (CA2NO)

5 France has talent?

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:15 PM (nqBYe)

6 The French people are trÃ¨s Ã©trange, especially the women.

Posted by: huerfano at January 14, 2014 03:16 PM (bAGA/)

7 So, if you're fucking the socialist French President, does that mean that you don't ahve to pay the ridiculously high income tax? Because I can see no other reason why that attractive young woman would be schtupping Elmer Fudd.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:16 PM (CA2NO)

8 6 We elected Obama ,twice.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:16 PM (zqvg6)

9 sheesh i felt like beavis or butthead when i read...

"Tapping this ass"

i feel as a mother i should be above this.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:16 PM (nqBYe)

10 Is that the 70 percent tax guy. Perhaps hes a well hung communist.

Posted by: redenzo at January 14, 2014 03:16 PM (WCnJW)

11 cherchez la femme

Posted by: drowningpuppies at January 14, 2014 03:17 PM (012vu)

12 Yeah, Ace...he *does* look like a Penguin.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 03:17 PM (9p2Wz)

13 Good fucking God. Just give me a second to get the chair and the rope ready... How many times does the rabbit go around the tree?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 03:17 PM (kdtgJ)

14 i feel as a mother i should be above this. Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 07:16 PM (nqBYe) It's the HQ, willow. Where even the most staid and refined among us has the right to snigger at lewd language.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:18 PM (CA2NO)

15 And we lost 2 Wars to these effete snobs?

Posted by: Germany at January 14, 2014 03:18 PM (t3UFN)

16 WTF? She must be desperate. I'm 64 and I wouldn't touch Hollande....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 03:18 PM (9+ccr)

17 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 03:19 PM (t3UFN)

18 You say potato. I say...Cock! - Norm MacDonald.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:19 PM (qCGEp)

19 Royal was pretty hot for an older commie woman.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:19 PM (zqvg6)

20 Is that the 70 percent tax guy. Perhaps hes a well hung communist. Posted by: redenzo at January 14, 2014 07:16 PM (WCnJW) A communist is only well hung if he's dangling from a lamppost.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:19 PM (CA2NO)

That proves the premise of 1/3rd of all teenager movies of the 80s: If you can just get one cute chick to pretend to like you, the rest of the girls really will like you.

That's not just a premise, but a stone cold fact. It gets their hamster wheel spinning madly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 03:19 PM (BAS5M)

22 What cracks me up is that Clinton went though the wringer over Monica Freaking Lewinsky, the girl that guys only talk to after last call. And here this guy is getting plaudits from WOMEN for swinging ladies old Slick Bill dreams of while spurting into the sink.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:19 PM (P7Wsr)

23 A communist is only well hung if he's dangling from a lamppost. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 14, 2014 07:19 PM (CA2NO) Bravo Bravo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 03:20 PM (t3UFN)

24
what's the french word for hoo-ah?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:20 PM (gYIst)

25 It proves my oft-repeated theory - all socialist women are either sluts, whores, ugly, or a combo of 2 out of the 3.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 14, 2014 03:20 PM (g/68I)

26 For her part, Trierweiler wants her position clarified. ****** F*cked. Oh wait...

Posted by: teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:20 PM (RJMhd)

27 We defended this, twice. See what good deeds get us. The frenchie leader romping through the willows of the saucy starlet and we get Lt. Worf's less attractive sister.

Posted by: Penfold at January 14, 2014 03:20 PM (Fbt5B)

28 what's the french word for hoo-ah? le sniz

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 03:20 PM (kdtgJ)

29 what's the french word for hoo-ah? Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 07:20 PM (gYIst) "We surrender!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:21 PM (CA2NO)

30 And Obama's fuckin' all of us. France wins.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 03:21 PM (bCEmE)

31 >>>So, Hollande is visting Obama in America on February 11th. Right around Valentine's Day, I guess.

He's delivering Teh Zero some dating advice.

Posted by: dogfish at January 14, 2014 03:21 PM (nsOJa)

32 what's the french word for hoo-ah?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 07:20 PM (gYIst)

Le-hoo-hah.

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at January 14, 2014 03:21 PM (BAS5M)

33 He was nailing a hot babe even before he became president.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:21 PM (zqvg6)

34 24 what's the french word for hoo-ah? Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 07:20 PM (gYIst) **** Slang? Bibette

Posted by: teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:21 PM (RJMhd)

35 I'll bet the dude can lick his eyebrows.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 03:22 PM (BAS5M)

36 Ugh.

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2014 03:22 PM (x6fKj)

37 24 what's the french word for hoo-ah?

Le trou.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2014 03:22 PM (DpEwG)

38 I'll bet the dude can lick his eyebrows. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 07:22 PM (BAS5M) There is not enough brain bleach in the universe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:23 PM (CA2NO)

39 It's almost like women like winners or something. Crazy idea, I know. I think there's a chance, stick with me, that women find high status in a male very attractive.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:23 PM (ZPrif)

40 Jeezuz dudes at least it would be LA not LE as in LA SNIZ

Posted by: teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:23 PM (RJMhd)

41 If you can just get one cute chick to pretend to like you, the rest of the girls really will like you. How else do you explain Justin Bieber? The kid couldn't possibly be more Plain Jane. Girls were twisted into pretzels over him long before he was making any money. One lonely girl in Pensyltucky said, "He's cute" and they all spazzed out.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:23 PM (P7Wsr)

42 Sock ray blue.

Posted by: 404Care French Website at January 14, 2014 03:23 PM (mSI+k)

43 I'll bet the dude can lick his eyebrows.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 07:22 PM (BAS5M)

There is not enough brain bleach in the universe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 14, 2014 07:23 PM (CA2NO)

LOL

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:24 PM (nqBYe)

44 I bet the dude can lick his eyebrows with his penis.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2014 03:24 PM (DpEwG)

45 Wait..it depends on what your meaning of-- hoo-hah is.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:24 PM (RJMhd)

46 I find her decision to go with thick, dark eyebrows and a blond dye job to be scintillating and so very French.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:24 PM (CA2NO)

47 Well, in fairness, this socialist dude had accumulated quite a bit of capital which, as has been known long before the 1980s, serves as a much more reliable attractive agent.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 03:24 PM (U1Tts)

48 I think his polling is going up because women hate The First Badoinkadoink.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 03:24 PM (Qev5V)

49 Wasn't one of the reasons Sarkozy was kicked out and this clown got in is that the French claimed they wanted a president with no personal relationship drama? Then all his romantic skeletons immediately popped out? Bien job, France.

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 03:25 PM (Z4oNi)

50 >>what's the french word for hoo-ah?

le couture

Posted by: dogfish at January 14, 2014 03:25 PM (nsOJa)

51 I think there's a chance, stick with me, that women find high status in a male very attractive. Wish I could send a note to my younger self.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:25 PM (P7Wsr)

52 There are some things one should assume, unless and until proven otherwise:

1. All actors are gay (until proven otherwise)

2. All musicians are on drugs (upo)

3. All french politicians are oversexed, and suffer from ennui as a result of having been overindulged.

4. All french women are whores.

That last one cannot be proven otherwise, they all just are.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 03:25 PM (BeSEI)

53 The French word for hoo-ah is cunt. With the t silent.

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2014 03:25 PM (x6fKj)

54 I thought and this is weird the French are mad that the blonde bimbo did a huge commercial for him.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:26 PM (RJMhd)

55 one really easy one for hoo-hah is "la chatte" (shat-ah), which is related to chat or cat, and yeah, it's just like in English, pretty much.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 03:26 PM (/FnUH)

56 In before Phil Robertson.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 03:26 PM (DzeIb)

57 I think there's a chance, stick with me, that women find high status in a male very attractive. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 07:23 PM (ZPrif) It ain't THAT attractive. *shudder* It's like Jennifer Lawrence hooking up with Karl Rove.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:26 PM (CA2NO)

58 But does she shave?

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2014 03:26 PM (wAQA5)

He's got better taste in women than Bill Clinton.

So there's that.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 03:26 PM (9p2Wz)

60 This is so unfair. I was accused of nepotism, and all I did was nominate my right hand for employee of the month.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 14, 2014 03:27 PM (w41GQ)

61 Now, if my theory is correct, then it's possible that other ugly, yet successful men could attract hot chicks, too. There's no way to verify this theory, of course. We'd have to find, say, weirdo looking rockstars with hot chicks. Or goofy looking star athletes. Or putzy looking writers. Why, it's almost as if women can see status.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:27 PM (ZPrif)

62 There are some things one should assume, unless and until proven otherwise: 1. All actors are gay (until proven otherwise) 2. All musicians are on drugs (upo) 3. All french politicians are oversexed, and suffer from ennui as a result of having been overindulged. 4. All french women are whores. That last one cannot be proven otherwise, they all just are. Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 07:25 PM (BeSEI) And which one does NOT belong with the others?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 03:27 PM (t3UFN)

63 Wasn't one of the reasons Sarkozy was kicked out and this clown got in is that the French claimed they wanted a president with no personal relationship drama? Then all his romantic skeletons immediately popped out? Just like a chick who loves drama to claim they hate drama.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:27 PM (P7Wsr)

64 How come Ace doesn't have a First Girlfriend -- other than his mom?

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 03:27 PM (Qev5V)

65 Hold on.. Who is the blonde?

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 03:27 PM (Q6HBD)

66 Clarification: The woman bottom left is ValÃ¨rie Trierweiler. The actress at the top is named Gayet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:27 PM (DmNpO)

67 Julie Gayet

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:28 PM (DmNpO)

There's no way to verify this theory, of course. We'd have to find, say, weirdo looking rockstars with hot chicks. Or goofy looking star athletes. Or putzy looking writers.

Dennis Kucinich

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 03:28 PM (BAS5M)

69 Or putzy looking writers. What?

Posted by: Stephen King[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:29 PM (P7Wsr)

70 >>> It's like Jennifer Lawrence hooking up with Karl Rove. Karl Rove is washed up. What about Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 03:29 PM (DzeIb)

71 and the obligatory-- je batte Ã§a.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 03:29 PM (/FnUH)

72 what's the french word for hoo-ah? portefuille du jamon

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 03:29 PM (kdtgJ)

73 Spitzer and Waxman have ladies as well.

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2014 03:29 PM (x6fKj)

74 Karl Rove is washed up. What about Mitch McConnell? Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 07:29 PM (DzeIb) Not flabby enough. Maybe Jeb Bush?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:29 PM (CA2NO)

75 Hollande (from linked article): "But my outrage is total. We are a country of great freedoms in France but we do have a respect for private life and for human dignity.' Sure you have, buddy, Sure you have . He hasn't decided who gets him as the prize-uh, "who he wants to be with yet " Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2014 03:29 PM (7kkQJ)

76 Here's the kicker: His polling is going up... among women. His polls had been in the crapper for years because France is, well, France is France, and the only thing rising faster than its unemployment is its deficit, but now he's arranging secret rendez-vous with much-younger actresses and French women are all like, Oh lÃ lÃ , que chaud! ******** oh gawd damn it. Il me fait not chaud. Look French chicks are desperate the men were culled WW I and stuff.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:30 PM (RJMhd)

77 Alouette jaunty Alouette . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 03:30 PM (BAS5M)

78 Putin will immediately have to publicly nail two hotties so as not to be outdone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:30 PM (DmNpO)

79 Can we trade Hollande for Gaylord?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:30 PM (sA4/D)

80 sorry, I didn't explain very well. He has a current gf/First Lady, Trierweiler, but he's cheating on her with this blonde chatte Julie Gayet, and previously he was sticking it to fellow socialist politician Segolene Royal.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 03:31 PM (/FnUH)

81 Putin will immediately have to publicly nail two hotties so as not to be outdone. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:30 PM (DmNpO) He'll do it at the opening ceremonies in Sochi, just to add that touch of grandeur.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:31 PM (CA2NO)

82 66 Clarification: The woman bottom left is ValÃ¨rie Trierweiler. The actress at the top is named Gayet. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:27 PM (DmNpO) Thanks. That was confusing when I was doing my research.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 03:31 PM (Q6HBD)

83 We'd have to find, say, weirdo looking rockstars with hot chicks. I crack up every time I hear the song lyric, "But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger." Look at any picture of Mick Jagger recently. He looks like a Batman villain who got dipped in the Silly Putty stretching and beating machine.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:31 PM (P7Wsr)

84 NDH, Tsar Putin might nail them in the boudoir and then have them nailed to the Kremlin wall to prevent them from talking about his peter the not so great.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:32 PM (sA4/D)

85 I thought "cunny" was the universal European term for hoo-hah.

Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 03:32 PM (9p2Wz)

86 >>>portefuille de jamon hah ("ham wallet")

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 03:32 PM (/FnUH)

87 12 Yeah, Ace...he *does* look like a Penguin. Posted by: wheatie at January 14, 2014 07:17 PM (9p2Wz)

Going by that hideous photo, give him a top hat, a cigarette stem thingy and an umbrella and he IS the Penguin.

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 03:32 PM (Z4oNi)

88 Has anyone seen The Butler and how was it?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2014 03:32 PM (DpEwG)

89 81 -

Whilst doing one-armed push-ups.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 03:32 PM (BeSEI)

90 71 and the obligatory-- je batte Ã§a. Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 07:29 PM (/FnUH) 72 what's the french word for hoo-ah? portefuille du jamon Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 07:29 PM (kdtgJ) ******* omg J'ai besoin un maneuver D' Allemagne I'm trying to eat and read this thread. Heimlich!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:32 PM (RJMhd)

91 I was reading about Girls over on DM. From the comments, I don't think people like her very much. The complaints were the same here. Low number of viewers being spun as if it were a success, Lena naked way too much, and not funny.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 03:33 PM (Qev5V)

92 Seriously, though, humans aren't that complicated. Men seek nubility, women seek nobility. Always has been thus. It's really not a mystery at all why the creepy looking rockstar has an endless parade of smoking hot chicks. It's not a mystery why the bug-eyed best-selling writer has a hot wife 20 years younger than him. It's not a mystery why the fact, wrinkly old politician has hot young women lining up to meet him. The magic of human biology.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:33 PM (ZPrif)

93 Meh. The Clintons were supposed to have been divorced years ago.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 14, 2014 03:34 PM (VGDJR)

94 Wow 500 to 600 reporters? How many reporters attend an average garden variety Obama presser?

Posted by: think at January 14, 2014 03:34 PM (OroYa)

95 Mon crayon est grand et jaune.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 03:34 PM (DzeIb)

96 How about the state (including US) allot zero money for the First Lady, period? Just to put a tiny restriction on government aristocracy.

Posted by: Tonawanda at January 14, 2014 03:34 PM (mE1l+)

97 Nice to have Power, isn't it? It's no big mystery as to why even Republicans are resistant to small govt.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:34 PM (Fi3H7)

98 62 -

The thing is, I was going to say "all musicians are bi/omni-sexual, but I think that would ruin some people's notions of rock stars.

So we went safe: drugs.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 03:34 PM (BeSEI)

99 Nice to have Power, isn't it? It's no big mystery as to why even Republicans are resistant to small govt.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:34 PM (Fi3H7)

100 Russel Brand.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:35 PM (zqvg6)

101 Has anyone seen The Butler and how was it? *** No and you can't make me see it!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:35 PM (DmNpO)

102 "Here's the kicker: His polling is going up... among women."

As I said years ago, chicks dig jerks.

Posted by: The Late Bill Hicks at January 14, 2014 03:36 PM (gqT4g)

103 9 sheesh i felt like beavis or butthead when i read... "Tapping this ass" i feel as a mother i should be above this. Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 07:16 PM (nqBYe) Could have been worse. He could have written "hit that thang"

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2014 03:36 PM (LI48c)

104 The movie The Butler is as firmly based on facts as any Michael Moore movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:36 PM (sA4/D)

105 The Butler Filled with lies,made by racists.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:36 PM (zqvg6)

106 Why do you think the Sequester was appalled by Democrats and most Republicans? Because the Sequester spending gave them Power. Power is the only way these ugly old toads can bang young broads.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 03:36 PM (Fi3H7)

107 It's good to be King

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 03:36 PM (t3UFN)

108 So Barky, the dick-tater, might have to just settle for Reggie after all. What a cocksucker, either one!!

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2014 03:37 PM (Oi60j)

109 Oh piss boy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 03:37 PM (t3UFN)

110 It's no big mystery as to why even Republicans are resistant to small govt. **** Hey baby, let me show you my 2,300 page bill. In Congress and in the White House, they measure their dicks by the size of their bills rather than by the type of cars they drive.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:37 PM (DmNpO)

111 Thanks for your Butler remarks but I'll have to wait on the Pope to sanction my viewership.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2014 03:37 PM (DpEwG)

112 And you look like a bucket of shIt!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:37 PM (sA4/D)

113 If you are a socialist politician and you are not swimming in pussy there is something wrong with you,....or you're gay.....Obama.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2014 03:37 PM (WdbF7)

114 Was that the movie with Gerard Butler in it?

Posted by: CDR M at January 14, 2014 03:37 PM (LsJl8)

115 Geez the writers of House of cards are having fights over what material to include, there's too much out there, too much.

Posted by: think at January 14, 2014 03:38 PM (OroYa)

116 Duck Canard.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:38 PM (RJMhd)

117 91 -

You're right, but lots of french women suffer from the "almost" trannie-like thing.

It's the nose mostly. And this one sorta has a Kirk Douglas chin thing going on.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 03:38 PM (BeSEI)

118 Fugly rich man nails hot mistress. Film at 11.

Posted by: Cicero Kid. Now with more Spanglish! at January 14, 2014 03:38 PM (tcK++)

119 Power is the only way these ugly old toads can bang young broads. Please release my chakra!

Posted by: Al "Sexual Poodle" Gore[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:38 PM (P7Wsr)

120 If you are a socialist politician and you are not swimming in pussy there is something wrong with you,....or you're gay.....Obama. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2014 07:37 PM (WdbF7) FACT: The only pussy large enough to actually swim in belongs to one Sandra "Sandy Vagina" Fluke.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:38 PM (CA2NO)

121 Its weird how power attracts camp followers... /just sayin'

Posted by: Gmac-Pondering the coming implosion, and hoping its 404care at January 14, 2014 03:38 PM (baiNQ)

122 Could have been worse. He could have written "hit that thang"

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2014 07:36 PM (LI48c)

either way I snickered out loud and looked around to see if any family were present.

wipes brow delicately.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:38 PM (nqBYe)

123 99 62 - The thing is, I was going to say "all musicians are bi/omni-sexual, but I think that would ruin some people's notions of rock stars. So we went safe: drugs. Yeah sure thing buddy. You blew the lid off with that revelation.

Posted by: Rob halford and Freddie mercury. at January 14, 2014 03:39 PM (LI48c)

124 122 Olympic size.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:39 PM (zqvg6)

125 FACT: The only pussy large enough to actually swim in belongs to one Sandra "Sandy Vagina" Fluke. *** Octomom

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:39 PM (DmNpO)

126 Women can kill a career

Posted by: General Petraeus at January 14, 2014 03:39 PM (t3UFN)

127 >>> And you look like a bucket of shIt! Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting!

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 03:39 PM (DzeIb)

128 Speaking of The Cars - Drive.
http://youtu.be/xuZA6qiJVfU

Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:40 PM (sA4/D)

129 Octomom Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:39 PM (DmNpO) Excellent point.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:40 PM (CA2NO)

130 I had more pussy than this French dude.

Posted by: JFK at January 14, 2014 03:40 PM (LsJl8)

131 Women can kill a career And a boner.

Posted by: Lena Dunham[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:40 PM (P7Wsr)

132 The downside for women is their beauty inevitably fades. But at least it usually fades slowly, Over the course of 2-3 decades. For men that high status that women crave can be gone overnight. A hot chick is highly unlikely to wake up ugly the next day. A dude on top of the world really can lose it all in a day. Beauty fades over time, but status can vanish overnight.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:40 PM (ZPrif)

133 anyway i've spent the last hour watching military guys singing
'call me maybe'
or 'gangman style'
or 'barbie girl'

it has lightened my mood immensely.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:40 PM (nqBYe)

134 Women can kill a career Posted by: General Petraeus at January 14, 2014 07:39 PM (t3UFN) "Not if you kill them first!" - Teddy Kennedy, Roasting in Hell

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:40 PM (CA2NO)

135 I had more pussy than this French dude. Posted by: JFK at January 14, 2014 07:40 PM (LsJl

Yeah but his father was not a rum runner

Posted by: General Petraeus at January 14, 2014 03:41 PM (t3UFN)

136 But they're my people! I love them! Pull!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:41 PM (sA4/D)

137 Women can kill a career

Posted by: General Petraeus at January 14, 2014 07:39 PM (t3UFN)

so can I

Posted by: richard dickerson weiner at January 14, 2014 03:42 PM (nqBYe)

138 On PBS at 8:00 A new 'American Experience': 1964 About the events important events which took place that year.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:42 PM (DmNpO)

139 Wait for the articles telling us that Michelle Obama is much hotter than Gayet. And if you don't agree, you're racist.

Posted by: gm at January 14, 2014 03:42 PM (/kBoL)

140 Hollande is living the socialist dream: fucking everyone else up the ass. France likes it. They would like you to believe they invented it.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2014 03:43 PM (g/zj9)

141 On PBS at 8:00 A new 'American Experience': 1964 About the events important events which took place that year. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:42 PM (DmNpO) Like when the Democrats passed the Civil Rights Act, in defiance of all those eeeeeevil racist Republicans who wanted to put black people back in chains and slave huts.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:43 PM (CA2NO)

142 Oh lÃ lÃ , que chaud! Je suis ebchantee!

Posted by: Madame Portefuille de jamon at January 14, 2014 03:43 PM (o6g4X)

143 Teddy Kennedy, Roasting in Hell I hope he has to relive this moment over and over: "Wait, where am I?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Like Memento.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (P7Wsr)

144 she's much hotter than any other woman in the Republican party,

and those arms!
and luscious use of upholstery fabrics!

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (nqBYe)

145 Even Paulina can't chase away the Lena the Banana picture. The way it flared out made her look melted and even stumpier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (sA4/D)

146 It really isn't that he's rich. Not that that hurts. It's that he's important. He's esteemed. He's high-status. Being rich usually goes along with high status, but not always. That's why starving artists get hot chicks. Every college town has no-name, broke-ass bands whose lead singer has a crazy-hot girlfriend. That's why I was in a band. The hot chicks really would have been smarter to hang around the geeky EE guys -- but they weren't up on stage.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (ZPrif)

147 140 They will explain to us how right wing " proto tea partiers" were responsible for everything wrong with the country.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (zqvg6)

148 so Fwench BO must be a hallucinogen....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (TE35l)

149 Enchantee!

Posted by: Madame Portefuille de jamon at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (o6g4X)

150 OT if anyone cares but me Wisconsin vs Indiana on ESPN Badgers are undefeated so far this season.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (P6QsQ)

151 Lyle Lovett had Julia Roberts. So there's that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (BAS5M)

152 and luscious use of upholstery fabrics! Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 07:44 PM (nqBYe) lol! Thread winnah!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (CA2NO)

153 Wait for the articles telling us that Michelle Obama is much hotter than Gayet. And if you don't agree, you're racist. Posted by: gm at January 14, 2014 07:42 PM (/kBoL) They are already calling her the greatest first lady ever????? Just the site of her sickens me

Posted by: General Petraeus at January 14, 2014 03:44 PM (t3UFN)

154 I like ol' Fred Thompson but in the real world , rather than the world of power politics , Jeri is so far outta' Fred's league it ain't funny . Same deal with this frog fuck .

Posted by: awkward davies at January 14, 2014 03:45 PM (WK8VM)

155 On Discovery at 9pm

Moonshiners

Dudes try to make booze

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2014 03:45 PM (DpEwG)

156 So, Hollande is visting Obama in America on February 11th. Right around Valentine's Day, I guess.

so juggling 3 woman aren't enough, he is going for Obama also?

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:45 PM (nqBYe)

157 And we lost 2 Wars to these effete snobs?

Posted by: Germany at January 14, 2014 07:18 PM (t3UFN)

No... you lost to us.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 14, 2014 03:45 PM (IPz9m)

158 Willow, never before has large swathes of fabric felt in fear of their lives...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:45 PM (sA4/D)

159 142 Hollande is living the socialist dream: fucking everyone else up the ass. France likes it. They would like you to believe they invented it. Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2014 07:43 PM (g/zj9) The Greeks invented sex. The Italians introduced it to women.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2014 03:45 PM (LI48c)

160 48 I think his polling is going up because women hate The First Badoinkadoink. Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 07:24 PM (Qev5V) -------------------- Well, going up from 23% approval to 26% barely clears the margin of error. I do think you may be right about women hating the First Badoinquadoinque though. (Note the correct French spelling.) Remember that she was the home-wrecker that lured Penguinface away from the mother of his 4 kids. Some nasty women (including yours truly) get an admittedly ugly pleasure of seeing the home-wrecker getting her own home wrecked.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 03:45 PM (dfYL9)

161 Lyle Lovett had Julia Roberts. So there's that. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 07:44 PM (BAS5M) doesn't mean they ever consummated it without pictures

Posted by: General Petraeus at January 14, 2014 03:46 PM (t3UFN)

162 See this, this, is why we have to uphold our morals. Otherwise we become like the freaking French.

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 03:46 PM (hFL/3)

163 Carla Bruni's song was about the canard? This whole thing is for the birds.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 14, 2014 03:46 PM (RJMhd)

164 Even Paulina can't chase away the Lena the Banana picture. The way it flared out made her look melted and even stumpier. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 07:44 PM (sA4/D) My advice to Lena Dunham is this: when you have covered prominent parts of your body in ugly tattoos, do not wear a canary yellow, strapless gown that shows them off in the worst possible fashion while making you look like a plucked Big Bird.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:46 PM (CA2NO)

165 Anna, she did wear curtains early on that i swear belonged once to my grandmother.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:46 PM (nqBYe)

166 >Wait for the articles telling us that Michelle Obama is much hotter than Gayet. And if you don't agree, you're racist.

So after he's out of office and they divorce, who does the MFM turn on?

Posted by: kartoffel at January 14, 2014 03:47 PM (07vvi)

167 So after he's out of office and they divorce, who does the MFM turn on? Posted by: kartoffel at January 14, 2014 07:47 PM (07vvi) Each other

Posted by: General Petraeus at January 14, 2014 03:47 PM (t3UFN)

168 Mutt tapping Shania was a travesty

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 03:47 PM (Q6HBD)

169 Jeri is so far outta' Fred's league it ain't funny .
Same deal with this frog fuck .

Well, sure, it looks that way from the outside, but they've been married for over 10 years now, have kids, I've never heard a hint of scandal. A little different from Monsieur Slutmonkey.

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 03:47 PM (8lmkt)

170 >>>The Greeks invented sex. The Italians introduced it to women. hah, I've never heard that one.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 03:47 PM (/FnUH)

171 Speaking only for myself now, I would hit it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 03:48 PM (8ZskC)

172 69 Or putzy looking writers. What? Posted by: Stephen King at January 14, 2014 07:29 PM (P7Wsr)

HA. Speaking of that, Netflix had the movie Manhattan in its instant queue and I watched a bit of it. Never seen before. The constant referring to Woody Allen's character's sexual prowess, especially from his underage girlfriend, turned my stomach. Is that supposed to tongue in cheek or is Woody being serious? The shots of Manhattan itself, which were absolutely gorgeous, was not enough to redeem the rest of the thing, and the horrible people the camera is following around.

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 03:48 PM (Z4oNi)

173 Russel Brand.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 07:35 PM (zqvg6)

Kristen Bell is dead to me after RB defiled her on screen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 03:48 PM (BAS5M)

174 Willow after the bomb belt and the sofa curtain that was predominantly red and swirly like a lava-lamp, I stopped looking just to save my sanity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:48 PM (sA4/D)

175 Oh yeas. Seeing the homewrecker become the homewreckee is one of life's simple pleasures. *looks in Leanne Rimes' direction*

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 03:48 PM (hFL/3)

176 FACT: The only pussy large enough to actually swim in belongs to one Sandra "Sandy Vagina" Fluke.

The Mooch most likely has one the size of Omaha.

Posted by: Killerdog at January 14, 2014 03:48 PM (Oi60j)

177 Didn't Maet think Dunham wasn't bad?

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 03:49 PM (zqvg6)

178 French voters are so much more sophisticated than American hicks when it comes to their politicians dorking the little people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

179 MWR, Fergie's daughters could give Lena fashion statements that would help.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:49 PM (sA4/D)

180 Like when the Democrats passed the Civil Rights Act, in defiance of all those eeeeeevil racist Republicans who wanted to put black people back in chains and slave huts. *** Yep. The channel guide says they will address the Civil Rights Act, LBJ's Great Society, Barry Goldwater, and the Beatles.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:49 PM (DmNpO)

181 Remember eat before you come.

Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2014 03:49 PM (JdEZJ)

182 i admit that I overstated Gayet's hotness for the sake of blog content.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 03:49 PM (/FnUH)

183 Kristen Bell is dead to me after RB defiled her on screen. *** Heh. She's been defiled by Don Cheadle on House of Lies

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:50 PM (DmNpO)

184 ace it's alright , i'm sure she likes pancakes.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:50 PM (nqBYe)

185 Ace, at least Gayet lacks Jean Francois Kerry's forehead....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:50 PM (sA4/D)

186 Didn't Maet think Dunham wasn't bad? Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 07:49 PM (zqvg6) She's perfectly average, which is fine. Most women are -- hence "average." But that outfit she wore to the Globes... *shudder* Dear God. If you're going to wear a body-hugging strapless gown, have the boobs to make it work. Lena Dunham ain't no Kat Dennings and that's a fact.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:50 PM (CA2NO)

187 Connected to power. It's not just chicks that dig that.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 03:51 PM (QyfjW)

188 >>42 Sock ray blue.<<

.
Is that you Andre?

Posted by: Javems at January 14, 2014 03:51 PM (c8xU9)

189 i admit that I overstated Gayet's hotness for the sake of blog content. *** Dude. She's still way hotter than he would get if he weren't running a country.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:51 PM (DmNpO)

190 i will admit that i'm shocked her breasts aren't enhanced.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (nqBYe)

191 She's been defiled by Don Cheadle on House of Lies Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:50 PM (DmNpO) At least Don Cheadle is attractive, and his image doesn't infect the viewer with a small army of STDs.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (CA2NO)

192 Connected to power. It's not just chicks that dig that.

Word!

Posted by: Reggie L at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (8lmkt)

193 Geoffrey Arend go mountain climbing with Christina Hendricks whenever he wants.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (BAS5M)

194 Obviously hung like a Shetland, and as ugly as Jon Kerry!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (uUXp6)

195 Didn't Maet think Dunham wasn't bad? I hope that's false. Just look at this picture: http://preview.tinyurl.com/lgcmxsh Safe for Work

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (P7Wsr)

196 172 >>>The Greeks invented sex. The Italians introduced it to women. hah, I've never heard that one. Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 07:47 PM (/FnUH) It's the punchline to a longer joke about an argument between a Greek and Italian about which civilization was the bigger influence on the world.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (LI48c)

197 Eat before you come!

Posted by: The Butthole Butler at January 14, 2014 03:52 PM (JdEZJ)

198 Dunham isn't average. Definitely below average in all ways.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 14, 2014 03:53 PM (IPz9m)

199 Lena need some engineering to support her frontal infrastructure with that eye searing yellow dress. They looked collapsed, like the French after the Germans drove through Belgium.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:53 PM (sA4/D)

200 While Hollande's character gives him all the sex appeal of three week old meat rotting in a garbage; a great mind, personality, and engaging wit is far more important than mere looks. An unattractive male will be transformed into a babe magnet, while lacking these characteristics, a handsome man becomes dull. Perhaps, most men do not share this perspective of the opposite sex. I don't wish to be unfair and use a stereotype. You tell me- it is confusing at times.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 03:53 PM (twqcD)

201 Isn't ATC a gayet?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2014 03:53 PM (DpEwG)

202 Remember, this is the country that gave us Sophie Marceau.

http://tinyurl.com/pd4bkcv

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

203 http://tinyurl.com/pd4bkcv

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 07:53 PM (8ZskC)

hotlinkbank

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 14, 2014 03:54 PM (IPz9m)

204
In a toss-up between Julie Gayet or Lena Dunham, the frog wins over the fat hamster on any day.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 14, 2014 03:54 PM (pJF+c)

205 err *hotlinkban

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at January 14, 2014 03:54 PM (IPz9m)

206 #94

Why would people in a marriage of convenience bother with divorce?

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 03:54 PM (bPxS6)

207 Connected to power. It's not just chicks that dig that. FIRST I LOOK AT THE PURSE (Live) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD1dYR8mc4o

Posted by: Nashville Pussy at January 14, 2014 03:54 PM (kdtgJ)

208 Any morons taking a roadtrip to DC? WASHINGTON (AP) Â— Michelle Obama's fashion is making history again, at least for the next year, as her second inaugural gown will be displayed at the Smithsonian Institution. Before it's stowed away for a future presidential library, Obama's ruby-colored chiffon gown made by designer Jason Wu is being lent to the National Museum of American History for a year to coincide with the 100th anniversary of the Smithsonian's first ladies exhibition. The dress will be paired with Obama's shoes designed by Jimmy Choo and will go on display beginning Tuesday.

Posted by: RWC at January 14, 2014 03:54 PM (Q6HBD)

209 She's perfectly average, which is fine. Most women are -- hence "average." Fair enough, but she's only 27. I think average looking women at 27 are just a few notches above Lena Dunham.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:54 PM (P7Wsr)

210 "Just look at this picture:" Why did I do that? And why does she think that she looks good in yellow?

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 03:55 PM (hFL/3)

211 a great mind, personality, and engaging wit is far more important than mere looks. An unattractive male will be transformed into a babe magnet,

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 07:53 PM (twqcD)

i agree with this.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 03:55 PM (nqBYe)

212 Just look at this picture: http://preview.tinyurl.com/lgcmxsh Safe for Work Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2014 07:52 PM (P7Wsr) What is her obsession with banana yellow? It makes her look AWFUL.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 03:55 PM (CA2NO)

213 Whoops. That was the whole show. Didn't mean to link that much Pussy.

Posted by: Nashville Pussy at January 14, 2014 03:55 PM (kdtgJ)

214

Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2014 07:52 PM (P7Wsr)

She'd be acceptable with 25-30 fewer lbs and some tattoo removal. As is she's going to have cankles in her 30s.

Posted by: kartoffel at January 14, 2014 03:55 PM (07vvi)

215 212 "Just look at this picture:" Why did I do that? And why does she think that she looks good ~~in yellow~~? Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 07:55 PM (hFL/3) FIFY

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 03:56 PM (bCEmE)

216 Kristen Bell did that stupid bs about not getting married until gays can marry.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 03:56 PM (Qev5V)

217
FranÃ§ois Hollande closely resembles Barney Frank except he doesn't have dick lips.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 14, 2014 03:56 PM (pJF+c)

218 Lena, Meghan, and a rack of ribs in a locked room.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:56 PM (sA4/D)

219 At least Don Cheadle is attractive, and his image doesn't infect the viewer with a small army of STDs. *** If you haven't watched House of Lies, you should. It's hilarious in how brutally they treat the 'management consulting' industry. It's a Showtime show and right now all three seasons are on On-Demand.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:56 PM (DmNpO)

220 Remember that she was the home-wrecker that lured Penguinface away from the mother of his 4 kids.
Some nasty women (including yours truly) get an admittedly ugly pleasure of seeing the home-wrecker getting her own home wrecked.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 07:45 PM (dfYL9)

-------------------------------------------

Some advice I got when I was a teen. You'll never be able to trust a married woman who has an affair with you. Never.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 03:57 PM (QyfjW)

221 Okay. I have to say it. Why in the world is a chick who isn't even married to the president serving as FLOTF? The very idea of a girlfriend coming on a state visit to the US (or elsewhere) creeps me out. What is this, a prom where you bring a date?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 03:57 PM (dfYL9)

222 Kristen Bell did that stupid bs about not getting married until gays can marry. *** Yep. And she married Dax Shepard

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:57 PM (DmNpO)

223 Look at me! I'm a banana!

Posted by: The Banal Banana at January 14, 2014 03:57 PM (JdEZJ)

224 Thanks, Tami. It really is a mystery. Terrible hair cut. Awful tattoos. It's like she's trying to look as awful as possible and daring us to say anything.

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 03:58 PM (hFL/3)

225 daily reminder: all it takes to score some libtard pussy is to be a fellow libtard. bonus: libtard chicks are pro-choice, so you don't even need to pull out.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at January 14, 2014 03:58 PM (6j8ke)

226 Hey, what's with all the penguin hate?

Posted by: A Penguin Who May Have Blown A Seal at January 14, 2014 03:58 PM (8ZskC)

227 I don't think LD is average. For her age, she should look much better than she is. Besides the chubby and the shit ugly tats, her taste sucks. Look at her hair and clothes. Horrible.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 03:58 PM (Qev5V)

228 What the Hades, moar yellow. And worse of all its backless... and her bob haircut ... with those shoulder blade tats... darling, did you fall out of the ugly tree hitting every branch before hitting your head of the rock of DeNile?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 03:58 PM (sA4/D)

229 202 While Hollande's character gives him all the sex appeal of three week old meat rotting in a garbage; a great mind, personality, and engaging wit is far more important than mere looks. An unattractive male will be transformed into a babe magnet, while lacking these characteristics, a handsome man becomes dull. Perhaps, most men do not share this perspective of the opposite sex. I don't wish to be unfair and use a stereotype. You tell me- it is confusing at times. Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 07:53 PM (twqcD)

True. Isn't that the point of Christian Bale's character in American Hustle? Despite the combover and potbelly he snags both Jennifer Lawrence AND Amy Adams. Magnetism and intelligence, hard to beat. Brainy is the new sexy.

But I still would not touch Hollande with a ten foot pole; I know where he's been.

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 03:58 PM (Z4oNi)

230 She'd be acceptable with 25-30 fewer lbs and some tattoo removal. Honestly, if you put her on HotOrNot, and people didn't recognize her, I think she'd get a four/ten. Not joking for effect. She's stumpy, and her face has that oval, mid-western "uhhhhhh" look you get after taking a couple of hockey pucks to the head.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 14, 2014 03:59 PM (P7Wsr)

231 Remember, this is the country that gave us Sophie Marceau. http://tinyurl.com/pd4bkcv *** Ahem. http://binged.it/1d4FAbX

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 03:59 PM (DmNpO)

232 I just heard Lindsey Graham demand that Greta Van Sphincter tell him what he should "say to the people of South Carolina based on this tweet?" Damn you Iranian mullahs, and your cocky tweets!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 03:59 PM (ZPrif)

233
You know it has been argued that men are attracted to women for what they are, while women are attracted to men for what they have achieved.

You would think that a "rule of reason" would apply, but after looking at Hollande and Julie, we can safely say that rationality took a long holiday.

Posted by: Levin at January 14, 2014 03:59 PM (cQ4Va)

234 It really is a mystery. Terrible hair cut. Awful tattoos. It's like she's trying to look as awful as possible and daring us to say anything. Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 07:58 PM (hFL/3) I think that's exactly what she does. She's an ugly attention whore....and according to her, that's OUR problem.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 03:59 PM (bCEmE)

235 Yep. And she married Dax Shepard Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:57 PM (DmNpO) I'm no DS fan but there was a photo of him before Christmas up on his roof putting up his own Christmas lights and that looked sort of cool.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 04:00 PM (Qev5V)

236 So Lena is the anti-Gaga?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:00 PM (sA4/D)

237 Dunham is not attractive for a 27 year old. It's not her weight. It's mainly her face.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 04:01 PM (ZPrif)

238 Honestly, if you put her on HotOrNot, and people didn't recognize her, I think she'd get a four/ten. I'd say that's about right. If you get her from a good angle, and not a full body shot, she might swing a five. I am hardly a sexpot myself so I'm not throwing stones here. But you can tell she's trying to be sexy and titillating, and she's just failing on every possible level. There are ways for women of her age, appearance and body type to look smoking hot, especially in Hollywood. She chooses to pursue none of them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:02 PM (CA2NO)

239 >>> If you haven't watched House of Lies, you should. It's hilarious in how brutally they treat the 'management consulting' industry. Does Don Cheadle under-act in it? Some of his performances can be...subdued.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2014 04:02 PM (DzeIb)

240 Hollande is tanking, but he's money. Gayet tapped *him.* But Holland cares little because he's tapping France. Royal and Trierweiler have money, but they pay for this with their legacy as parvenues, which galls them.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2014 04:02 PM (g/zj9)

241 I'm no DS fan but there was a photo of him before Christmas up on his roof putting up his own Christmas lights and that looked sort of cool. *** Yep. Until you see this: http://bit.ly/L9JY3G

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:02 PM (DmNpO)

242 #140

I'm sure they'll neglect to cover my birth, as always.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 14, 2014 04:03 PM (bPxS6)

243 She has the body of someone who's doing an ad for what "real women" look after having 3 children. And she's 27. And childless. Definitely under 5 on the hot or not scale

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 04:03 PM (hFL/3)

244 We got a leader who is tapped by Reggie,
So we got that mostly.

Posted by: Mc Elroy at January 14, 2014 04:04 PM (aNW9+)

245 Does Don Cheadle under-act in it? Some of his performances can be...subdued. *** NO. He plays an over-the-top, money and woman-hungry, top player in the industry and will do ANYTHING to get and keep an account. He's fantastic in the role.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:04 PM (DmNpO)

246 "[Jugde's activism for homosexual marriage] moved our state closer in-line with the 21st century'" a gay activist said. He's right. But I wonder if our civilization will witness the 22nd century.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:05 PM (4gzXy)

247 What's the ugliest part of your body? I think its your mind I think its your mind I think its your mind.

Posted by: Stuff Frank Zappa sang at January 14, 2014 04:05 PM (JdEZJ)

248 Why is everyone so surprised?

Women who eat snails will swallow anything.

Posted by: French Preezy at January 14, 2014 04:06 PM (qYvEa)

249 btw, does anyone happen to the margin of victory for the OK-voter approved ban on homosexual 'marriage'?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:06 PM (4gzXy)

250 Judge Dredd on AMC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:06 PM (DmNpO)

251 I am hardly a sexpot myself so I'm not throwing stones here. But you can tell she's trying to be sexy and titillating, and she's just failing on every possible level. There are ways for women of her age, appearance and body type to look smoking hot, especially in Hollywood. She chooses to pursue none of them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 14, 2014 08:02 PM (CA2NO)

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She should consult with Moochelle for the correct wardrobe and toning those arms up. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 04:07 PM (QyfjW)

252 232 She'd be acceptable with 25-30 fewer lbs and some tattoo removal. Honestly, if you put her on HotOrNot, and people didn't recognize her, I think she'd get a four/ten. Not joking for effect. She's stumpy, and her face has that oval, mid-western "uhhhhhh" look you get after taking a couple of hockey pucks to the head. Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2014 07:59 PM (P7Wsr) I've said it before. Lena Dunham looks like a less feminine version of Michael cera.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2014 04:07 PM (LI48c)

253 Come on now, you've got to give Lena Dunham some credit for her style. Do you have any idea how much time and money it takes to perfect that "I don't give a shit what I look like" look?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 14, 2014 04:07 PM (3a584)

254 i put up a much better picture of Gayet.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 04:07 PM (/FnUH)

255 There are ways for women of her age, appearance and body type to look smoking hot, especially in Hollywood. She chooses to pursue none of them. And there are ways for women of your age, appearance and body type to look smoking hot. I present to youÂ…..Le Trampoline Bounce, Madame.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:07 PM (yz6yg)

256 243 I'm no DS fan but there was a photo of him before Christmas up on his roof putting up his own Christmas lights and that looked sort of cool.
*** Yep. Until you see this: http://bit.ly/L9JY3G Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:02 PM (DmNpO)

Ha, a real life pajamaboy! Is that from this year? Did he and Kristen sit around during the holidays, sipping cocoa and talking health care? *chinonhands*

Not a DS fan, but I'm still a marshmallow for KB.

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 04:08 PM (Z4oNi)

257 Do you have any idea how much time and money it takes to perfect that "I don't give a shit what I look like" look? *** Hipster angst is soooo cool.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:08 PM (DmNpO)

258 ace? why didn't you put that pic up the FIRST time. Dayum. Almost makes me wanna be a socialist. Almost.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:08 PM (yz6yg)

259 btw, does anyone happen to the margin of victory for the OK-voter approved ban on homosexual 'marriage'?

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 08:06 PM (4gzXy)

----------------------------------------------

I don't know the percentages, but it was a lot.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 04:08 PM (QyfjW)

260 Wow Ace, no wonder Hollande is tapping that like a Russian

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:09 PM (sA4/D)

261 I present to youÂ…..Le Trampoline Bounce, Madame. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 14, 2014 08:07 PM (yz6yg) WOO! *leaps onto trampoline*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:09 PM (CA2NO)

262 i put up a much better picture of Gayet. **** You're right. It is much better. She looks both younger and more attractive there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:09 PM (DmNpO)

263 Well, I'd be happy to provide political asylum, IYKWIMAITTYD, to any of Hollande's leftovers. Especially if they do windows, too. In a French Maid outfit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2014 04:09 PM (60Q+L)

264 That's one high class tramp.

Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2014 04:10 PM (JdEZJ)

265 "btw, does anyone happen to the margin of victory for the OK-voter approved ban on homosexual 'marriage'?" 75/25

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 04:10 PM (hFL/3)

266 Fair enough, but she's only 27. I think average looking women at 27 are just a few notches above Lena Dunham.

That's neither here nor there...she's a tubby self loathing liberal imbecile that's getting some liberal style 'revenge'.

You know she was once a tubby self loathing 15 year old but she got to hang around with the cool kids because $$. Now she gets naked at the drop of the hat, gets paid mega $$, and reconciles...

See...They Really, really love me...

And I am hot, and stuff....

Posted by: BigWyo at January 14, 2014 04:10 PM (8N1kd)

267 actress = expensive call-girl

Posted by: Heck's Angel at January 14, 2014 04:10 PM (rCS6C)

268 Context, people. These women are each a dish in a full course dinner.

Lena Dunham is something one does in the cloak room before the first course.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2014 04:11 PM (TKFmG)

269 That's one high class tramp. Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2014 08:10 PM (JdEZJ) As evidenced by the classy tramp stamp.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:11 PM (CA2NO)

270 Oh dear God why are we back on that Dunham broad again? Can't you leave me one night a week when I can lay off the brain bleach?!? /curls up under desk in fetal position, crying

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 14, 2014 04:11 PM (m9V0o)

271 251 btw, does anyone happen to the margin of victory for the OK-voter approved ban on homosexual 'marriage'? Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 08:06 PM (4gzXy)

You have good timing, my local talk radio show just said it! I didn't catch the precise number but 70+ percent of Oklahomans voted for the ban. That's a pretty overwhelming number right there.

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 04:11 PM (Z4oNi)

272 Tramp stamp!

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 04:12 PM (hFL/3)

273 i put up a much better picture of Gayet.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2014 08:07 PM (/FnUH)

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Man. She's soooooo white. But she's gorgeous.

Posted by: Soona at January 14, 2014 04:12 PM (QyfjW)

274 You have good timing, my local talk radio show just said it! I didn't catch the precise number but 70+ percent of Oklahomans voted for the ban. That's a pretty overwhelming number right there. Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2014 08:11 PM (Z4oNi) Yes, but they're all bigots who must be Taught The Error Of Their Ways (tm).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:12 PM (CA2NO)

275 Wow...some one changed the picture.

I'm not sure which one I loathe more...The cheating socialist prick or that really hot gal that would screw that ugly fucker.

Posted by: BigWyo at January 14, 2014 04:13 PM (8N1kd)

276 That tattoo on her ass says " Property of Francois Hollande"?

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 04:13 PM (zqvg6)

277 Over 70%. Imagine that. The Will of the People. vs The Will of One Judge.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:13 PM (4gzXy)

278 So does that tramp stamp indicate that Ms. Gayet is a Slytherin?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:13 PM (CA2NO)

279 75.58% to be exact.

Posted by: Lauren at January 14, 2014 04:14 PM (hFL/3)

280 Ooh la la!

Posted by: Frenchy at January 14, 2014 04:14 PM (K5ZtB)

281 That tattoo on her ass says " Property of Francois Hollande"? Wow. My French must be rusty. I translated it as "Slippery When Wet"

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:14 PM (yz6yg)

282 Or is Ms. Gayet a Toaster?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:15 PM (sA4/D)

283 Hehe, "his polling is going up".

Posted by: UWP at January 14, 2014 04:15 PM (2hQRj)

284 Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at January 14, 2014 07:18 PM (9+ccr) There will always be people who find power is an aphrodisiac. >>>"The Greeks invented sex. The Italians introduced it to women. " -- Laughing over here. That one gets noted down. A history joke on many levels

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 04:15 PM (twqcD)

285 Our votes no longer matter. Only the Agenda matters. Oklahoma voted contrary to the Agenda. Therefore, null and void. Why bother going to the polls anymore? It's all predetermined for us.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 04:15 PM (P6QsQ)

286 >>OT if anyone cares but me Wisconsin vs Indiana on ESPN Badgers are undefeated so far this season. Posted by: grammie winger Thanks. I always enjoy watching the Hoosiers win.

Posted by: Aviator at January 14, 2014 04:16 PM (DI+ja)

287 My French is rusty, but I think the tattoo says "Penis Garage".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 04:16 PM (ZPrif)

288 Or is Ms. Gayet a Toaster? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 08:15 PM (sA4/D) She does look a bit like a mix between a Six and a Boomer. (*Toaster Fucker comes barrel rolling into the thread* "Where!?" Wrong kind of toaster, idiot.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:16 PM (CA2NO)

289 That's way better. The pic. Not my self-esteem.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2014 04:16 PM (kdtgJ)

290 Tapping this ass? Wtf is he gay? Being a heterosexual male I would tap something else

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2014 04:16 PM (HVff2)

291 40 Jeezuz dudes at least it would be LA not LE as in LA SNIZ
Hahaha I had this exact conversation in my French 4 class in high school. My Lebanese buddy came up with slang for penis....zizi...and dumbass me asked if the noun was masculine or feminine. Here's my sign....

Posted by: iNC Ref at January 14, 2014 04:16 PM (U0Mxs)

292 Or is Ms. Gayet a Toaster? Not enough chrome. Haven't seen her at the meetings, either.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 14, 2014 04:17 PM (m9V0o)

293 So, diversion works in France too. I knew something was wrong when they went overly bonkers about Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 14, 2014 04:17 PM (1Y+hH)

294 Trierweiler says she'll forgive Hollande if he just keeps her as First Lady Money, power. Spoken like a true socialist.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2014 04:17 PM (g/zj9)

295 Hahaha I saw this on the Daily Mail a couple of days ago. I was hoping ace would bring it to the HQ for some fine moron analysis. Well done ace , well done.

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at January 14, 2014 04:17 PM (mlEid)

296 @288 aviator Indiana is down by ten

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 04:17 PM (P6QsQ)

297 It really is a mystery. Terrible hair cut. Awful tattoos. It's like she's trying to look as awful as possible and daring us to say anything. Posted by: Lauren I think you hit on the head Lauren. I suspect it's part of her feminism to challenge our traditional ideas of beauty. And BOY does she challenge them!

Posted by: The Farmer at January 14, 2014 04:18 PM (eBupg)

298 That red dress pic.... Dayum.

One thing I can't tell from the pic though. Does she reek, or is she not actually French?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 14, 2014 04:18 PM (3a584)

299 I'll wait to find out if this is some real life Dr Who episode.

Posted by: UWP at January 14, 2014 04:18 PM (2hQRj)

300 Meanwhile The Cars sing Strap Me In
http://youtu.be/XC-0JM78Y3A

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:19 PM (sA4/D)

301 289 My French is rusty, but I think the tattoo says "Penis Garage".

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 08:16 PM (ZPrif)

Perhaps it's "This Side Up."

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 14, 2014 04:19 PM (GgPam)

302 The tattoo says "tax me here."

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2014 04:20 PM (g/zj9)

303 I suspect it's part of her feminism to challenge our traditional ideas of beauty. And BOY does she challenge them! She doesn't challenge them. She confirms them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:20 PM (yz6yg)

304 *falls to the floor and twitches as a really bad thought surges*

What if Lena is actually named Larry and that is his FemSkin?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:20 PM (sA4/D)

305 We consider it a positive sign for the rest of us.

Posted by: The Association of Peguin-Looking-Fellows at January 14, 2014 04:20 PM (aDwsi)

306 The French have a different attitude about "mistresses" and cheating in general then us Americans do. About tramp stamps: Hypothetical: suppose you got a tattoo 25+ years ago in the area that is now called a tramp stamp but back then no one had tattoos done there. Are you still a tramp? Asking for a hypothetical friend and all... Cause the things you do in your youth and wish you hadn't....

Posted by: lindafell at January 14, 2014 04:20 PM (PGO8C)

307 The blonde, She has that weird upturned boob thing though. I think brunette French women just have some sort of gene that makes them look all cool and classy.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 14, 2014 04:20 PM (RZ8pf)

308
I'm sure he has a good personality.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2014 04:20 PM (n0DEs)

309 MWR, are you still around? I have something for you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 04:20 PM (Gk3SS)

310 What if Lena is actually named Larry and that is his FemSkin? Then he should get his money back.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 14, 2014 04:21 PM (m9V0o)

311 That tattoo on her ass says " Property of Francois Hollande"?

It could be a sell-by date.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 04:21 PM (8ZskC)

312 We needed more evidence that life is unfair?

Posted by: joncelli at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (lpaw5)

313 So when does he team up with the joker and the riddler to unmask batman?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (LI48c)

314 About tramp stamps: Hypothetical: suppose you got a tattoo 25+ years ago in the area that is now called a tramp stamp but back then no one had tattoos done there. Are you still a tramp? Asking for a hypothetical friend and all... Cause the things you do in your youth and wish you hadn'tÂ…. Well, the hypothesis should be tested.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (yz6yg)

315 The blonde, She has that weird upturned boob thing though.

Ghastly, I know!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (8ZskC)

316 I will say two things about La Gayet. She has weird, chubby sausage-like fingers and not much in the way of elbows.

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (8lmkt)

317 Please, please tell me we aren't talking Dunham still...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (aDwsi)

318

A dude on top of the world really can lose it all in a day. Beauty fades over time, but status can vanish overnight. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 07:40 PM (ZPrif)

Tell me about it, man. Even that old skank Madonna isn't returning my calls.

Posted by: A-Rod at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (R3gO3)

319 She doesn't challenge them. She confirms them. *** Nice.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (DmNpO)

320 Power is the greatest aphrodisiac of them all.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (Xkr8I)

321 Posted by: lindafell at January 14, 2014 08:20 PM (PGO8C)

Yes.

Posted by: BigWyo at January 14, 2014 04:22 PM (8N1kd)

322 This discussion regarding The Banana Girl Who's Name I Dare Not Speak pains me ... because it almost implies that she's almost not horse-faced-fucking-ugly. So before I render judgement, allow me to present my credentials. I'm a Certified Second Degree Man-Whore who's promotion to the Uppermost Rank was only blocked due to an unfortunate lack of exposure. Regarding the female gender - I have the discriminating tastes of an Alcoholic in the World's Biggest Liquor Cabinet. Imagine a dear in rutting season, where any season is rutting season. It's only with that prestigious pedigree that I confidently declare Banana Girl completely untappable. If trapped with her on a deserted island, with no hope of rescue, I look forward to performing pioneering research on hand-crafted Personal Coconut Lubricant. Faced with the prospect of mating with Banana Girl as the only hope of perpetuating the species - I wish the next dominant species on this planet well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 14, 2014 04:23 PM (6/+vz)

323 Meanwhile, I have a reason to watch the Super Bowl this year. I usually avoid it like the plague because it's so overdone, but this could pull me in. "Dastardly, British and Brand-New to the Super Bowl" TUMBLR: http://tinyurl.com/qbj6sj7 I couldnt' care less about Ben Kingsley and Mark Strong, but Tom Hiddleston? YES PLEASE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:23 PM (CA2NO)

324 MWR, are you still around? I have something for you. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 08:20 PM (Gk3SS) I am!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:24 PM (CA2NO)

325 Power is the greatest aphrodisiac of them all.

Only if you've never had quaaludes.

Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 04:24 PM (8lmkt)

326 he really is a genius most def a modern socialist he beds several women never marries them breeds several children but doesn't stick around to raise them and gets the tax payer to pay for it one way or another you can find tens of thousands of "him" in any city in America

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 04:24 PM (zOTsN)

327 We live in obama's World. /cue Jefferson Starship MIRACLES If only you believe like I believe..

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:25 PM (4gzXy)

328 "You know it has been argued that men are attracted to women for what they are, while women are attracted to men for what they have achieved. " I think it runs more to men are attracted to what they see and women are attracted to what men achieve. I'm not insinuating either is true, but I've had many men tell me their initial reactions are guided by the "visual"

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 04:25 PM (twqcD)

329 I'm looking at the women he's known to have 'dated' and all I can think is RACIST.

Posted by: Big Mo at January 14, 2014 04:25 PM (uqvkA)

330

hahahahahahahaha....deep breath...hahahahahahahahaha

can't stop laughing at this.

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 14, 2014 04:25 PM (ga+7c)

331 Meanwhile, I have a reason to watch the Super Bowl this year. I usually avoid it like the plague because it's so overdone, but this could pull me in. *** Admit it. You're tuning in for Bruno Mars.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:25 PM (DmNpO)

332 319 Please, please tell me we aren't talking Dunham still... Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 08:22 PM (aDwsi) She's living rent-free in our heads, evidently.

Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2014 04:26 PM (sdi6R)

333
He must play professional basketball.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2014 04:26 PM (n0DEs)

334 About tramp stamps: Hypothetical: suppose you got a tattoo 25+ years ago in the area that is now called a tramp stamp but back then no one had tattoos done there. Are you still a tramp? Asking for a hypothetical friend and all... Cause the things you do in your youth and wish you hadn't.... Posted by: lindafell at January 14, 2014 08:20 PM (PGO8C) lol! Your friend can rest easy.

It's only really called a tramp stamp because the only way the chick can show it off is by wearing low rise jeans and a thong. CLASSY.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:27 PM (CA2NO)

335 I guess I need to get rich or powerful or something. Le sigh.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 04:27 PM (UAMVq)

336 Admit it. You're tuning in for Bruno Mars.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:25 PM (DmNpO)

Is Sting gonna let him perform that Police song? I dig that tune.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 14, 2014 04:28 PM (3a584)

337 Is it shocking that his polls go up with women? Feminists don't hate men they hate themselves. They hate their need for children and the crazy hormones running through their bodies Yet they are stuck in their bodies with their needs. So modern liberated women go on binges and then hate themselves later. One night stands with scary lowlifes; sleeping with married or attached men; or temporarily turning gay for sophomore year of college. They are turned on by doing forbidden things and use that to replace the normal desires nature built in.

Posted by: bestie21 at January 14, 2014 04:28 PM (haGT9)

338 you can find tens of thousands of "him" in any city in America

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 08:24 PM (zOTsN)

Poetry.

Posted by: BigWyo at January 14, 2014 04:28 PM (8N1kd)

339 Admit it. You're tuning in for Bruno Mars. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:25 PM (DmNpO) Oh God No. NO NO NO.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:28 PM (CA2NO)

340 >>Indiana is down by ten Posted by: grammie winger Now you are getting all technical and stuff.

Posted by: Aviator at January 14, 2014 04:28 PM (DI+ja)

341 I think it runs more to men are attracted to what they see and women are attracted to what men achieve. I'm not insinuating either is true, but I've had many men tell me their initial reactions are guided by the "visual" *** Women gravitate to the Alpha male and who that is varies according to who is in the room. The most handsome amongst handsome. The most successful amongst the successful. The most accomplished amongst the accomplished. Money enters into it for some, but it doesn't have to. For instance, a starving artist who achieves minor success will be a magnet for women at his own show. Hell! Even the ball boy for FSU gets attention simply because he gets attention.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:28 PM (DmNpO)

342 I am! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 14, 2014 08:24 PM (CA2NO)

Here.

You need this in your life.

http://bit.ly/1b1ejr4

As far as Penguin getting a bit of the happy funtimes with that piece of alright, I'm going with hurricane tongue and metric fuckton of zeroes on that bank account but mainly metric fuckton of zeroes on that bank account.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 04:28 PM (Gk3SS)

343 watch one episode of Girls, the feminist idea of modern love those women are treated like shit

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 04:29 PM (zOTsN)

344 Col. Meow's cousin Catbacca
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selection-du-weekend-70-57.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:29 PM (sA4/D)

345 Over 70%. Imagine that. The Will of the People. vs The Will of One Judge. I have a solution. Have Oklahoma put a 100% tax on all federal judges. Unconstitutional? Violation of Article 3, Section 1? Nope. John Roberts said it's A-OK.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 04:30 PM (T0NGe)

346 I think she looked way better in the first pic. This one she's....I dunno. Pasty scanky? She clearly never strains herself picking up a weight or anything. YMMV.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 04:30 PM (bCEmE)

347 345 watch one episode of Girls, the feminist idea of modern love those women are treated like shit Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 08:29 PM (zOTsN) So the secret is to treat them like shit? I guess I've been doing it wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 04:30 PM (UAMVq)

348 Here. You need this in your life. http://bit.ly/1b1ejr4 O_O THE SMILE. THE PROP GUN TWIRL. THE SMILE I'll... I'll just be over here. In my bunk. With that gif.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:30 PM (CA2NO)

349 Linda ... I can certify MWRs opinion as correct. I can also attest - from personal experience - that every lass who displayed the markings you describe to me were nothing if not Ladies of First Rate. That would apply to any such future display as well. Hypothetically.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 14, 2014 04:31 PM (6/+vz)

350 I always wanted to go to Free Shit University.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at January 14, 2014 04:31 PM (Rax2C)

351 if you want a woman you can treat like shit you end up with a Dunham if Mr Turtle was a plumber, these chicks wouldn't touch him

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 04:31 PM (zOTsN)

352 but mainly metric fuckton of zeroes on that bank account.
Posted by: alexthechick
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Pretty sure that should be 'fucktonne'..., but, you know, that's only because I live near the French Broad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 04:32 PM (aDwsi)

353

When I visited France (many moons ago), I noticed a lot of gorgeous, beautifully dressed women and a lot of under-sized, plain men. It really struck me: "Jeez, why are so many of the women knockouts and so many of the men are ugly?" In England (again, bear in mind this was decades ago), it was reversed to a certain extent: I saw quite a few good looking men (until I caught sight of their teeth, that is) and a lot of rather dumpy women. A big part of it was they just didn't dress or carry themselves as well as the French women. The punk thing was big in England then, but I didn't see any female French punks - the French women are too damn vain (or sensible) to go around sporting a blue Mohawk and pins in their noses.

I've been told that you see a lot of hot people of both sexes in Italy and Spain, but I've never been to either country.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 04:32 PM (R3gO3)

354 political groupies are, after all, still just groupies

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 04:33 PM (zOTsN)

355 The PBS show speaks to the change in what was considered to bring happiness to women. In the 60's, they say, women became rabid consumers, always wanting bigger and better.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:33 PM (DmNpO)

356 You wanted Gayet. You'd take Trierweiler. You get Dunham.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:33 PM (CA2NO)

357 345 watch one episode of Girls, the feminist idea of modern love those women are treated like shit Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 08:29 PM (zOTsN) Yeah, but if you take enough economics, you realize this makes sense. A man who mistreats a woman lets her know that he sees her as having low value. He's not the least bit afraid of her leaving him. Therefore, if he abuses her, she feels as if she has landed a valuable mate, far above her station.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 04:33 PM (T0NGe)

358 O_O

THE SMILE. THE PROP GUN TWIRL. THE SMILE

I'll... I'll just be over here. In my bunk. With that gif. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 14, 2014 08:30 PM (CA2NO)

The second I saw it I was all MUST SHOW MWR MUST SHOW AM NOT GOING TO HYPERVENTILATE ALL BY MYSELF.

Did I show you this? I think I showed you this. I'm just going to show you this again.

http://bit.ly/1hoFtNG

*waves tiny OTP flag*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 04:34 PM (Gk3SS)

359 357 The PBS show speaks to the change in what was considered to bring happiness to women. In the 60's, they say, women became rabid consumers, always wanting bigger and better. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:33 PM (DmNpO) So what are regular decent guys to do?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 04:34 PM (UAMVq)

360 346 LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 04:34 PM (zqvg6)

361 >>>I think there's a chance, stick with me, that women find high status in a male very attractive.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 14, 2014 07:23 PM (ZPrif)<<<

monica lewinski...

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 14, 2014 04:34 PM (ga+7c)

362 322 Power is the greatest aphrodisiac of them all Not necessarily. Male and female Masters of the universe personalities Can have certain less appealing traits.Ever been around pompous corporative execs With hair trigger tempers? But successful people are often funny, bright and charismatic. People are drawn to such their personalities as much as to their positions.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 04:34 PM (twqcD)

363 OT On Tennis Channel just now Martina Navratilova just said "two Czechs going at it" Guess what it sounded like, especially with her saying it.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at January 14, 2014 04:35 PM (5Q1ZU)

364

I thought this was a post on Jabba the Rove from that pic. Or another Dune remake. Paris doesn't get much sun this time of year judging by his gibbous grill. Then again judging by that red dress, neither does his belle de jure's back.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 14, 2014 04:35 PM (il1Hy)

365 If Lena Dunham was the last woman on earth....

Cooking for myself, and masturbation can get me through the night.

No thanks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2014 04:36 PM (GcYmn)

366 can't even read the rest of this thread, damn it.

Posted by: rich@gmu at January 14, 2014 04:36 PM (ga+7c)

367 Maybe I need to move to France and run for President...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 04:37 PM (xa1/W)

368 Only if you've never had quaaludes. Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 08:24 PM (8lmkt) Good times. good times.

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker, Waitress, Model, Actress, Wears Prada at January 14, 2014 04:37 PM (GeVLX)

369 The second I saw it I was all MUST SHOW MWR MUST SHOW AM NOT GOING TO HYPERVENTILATE ALL BY MYSELF. *hands AtC a paper bag into which to breathe* I always have a few on standby for JUST SUCH AN OCCASION. Did I show you this? I think I showed you this. I'm just going to show you this again. http://bit.ly/1hoFtNG They're just so CUTE! Not my OTP, I'm afraid, but I love that they get along so WELL. Honestly, my OTP on "AH" is Rudy/That Medium Chick, Maya. *cough* So she was in ONE episode. They would have been awesome!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:37 PM (CA2NO)

370 GGE, to get elected in France you must express a love of everything by Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:38 PM (sA4/D)

371 Maybe I need to move to France and run for President...
Posted by: GGE
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Sadly, you will then have to drive a Citroen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 04:38 PM (aDwsi)

372 She's an actress. Few skills. Insecure.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2014 04:39 PM (g/zj9)

373 Miss Gayet does not do much for me. However that photo of Ms. Trierweiler is very hot. I dunno, something about women with the haughty, classy, you-know-this-is-a-bad-idea-but-totally-worth-it look. "I've been told that you see a lot of hot people of both sexes in Italy and Spain, but I've never been to either country. Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 08:32 PM (R3gO3)" I cannot speak to Spain, but I will say Rome had some astonishingly beautiful women- everywhere. Did not really notice the men.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 04:39 PM (TGgNi)

374 Sadly, you will then have to drive a Citroen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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...and eat snails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 04:39 PM (aDwsi)

375 So what are regular decent guys to do? *** My guess is that they worked their asses off trying to provide. Presently, I think young women are beginning to wake up. They WANT to stay home and raise families even leaving behind successful careers to do it. One young woman I know had a fantastic future ahead of her at the company that employees me. She sat down with me and asked what it took and how I, as a mom, had achieved a position in management (lower, lower management). When I told her about the hours and weekends and holidays I'd put in, she asked if it was worth it. I told her it was not. She resigned the day after she returned from having her second child. She said that her generation was never going to give up their life for a company the way we had. I wish I had been so wise at her age.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:39 PM (DmNpO)

376 first pic was better she had covered her roots

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 04:40 PM (nqBYe)

377 Miss Gayet does not do much for me. However that photo of Ms. Trierweiler is very hot. I dunno, something about women with the haughty, classy, you-know-this-is-a-bad-idea-but-totally-worth-it look. *** Trierweile is, IMHO, more beautiful than Gayet. She has a sort of Deneuve vibe about her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:40 PM (DmNpO)

378 Actress used to be a synonym for whore.Still pretty much is.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 04:41 PM (zqvg6)

379 not only did she not bother to voer her roots, she did not bother to cover her trail, or her tail

Posted by: thunderb at January 14, 2014 04:41 PM (zOTsN)

380 377 So what are regular decent guys to do? *** My guess is that they worked their asses off trying to provide. Been there, done that, still got fucked over.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 04:41 PM (UAMVq)

381 So what are regular decent guys to do? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 08:34 PM (UAMVq) Hide posts from (UAMVq) Suffer, as usual.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 14, 2014 04:41 PM (qyfb5)

382 Only if you've never had quaaludes. Posted by: Peaches at January 14, 2014 08:24 PM (8lmkt) Good times. good times. *** Remember after Lennon was shot and 'Lennon' ludes started showing up?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:41 PM (DmNpO)

383 I think you guys are talking about Royal.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 04:42 PM (zqvg6)

384 AlextheChick
http://tinyurl.com/kg7cru4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:42 PM (sA4/D)

385 The Daily Mail is like 15% actual news like you don't get here anymore (about politics, actual fucking new stories) and 85% a black hole of smut, Kardashians, weight loss stories, pedophilia and horrific dysfunctional family stories. And weirdly, depressingly addictive.....

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 14, 2014 04:42 PM (vrZxx)

386 383 So what are regular decent guys to do? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 08:34 PM (UAMVq) Hide posts from (UAMVq) Suffer, as usual. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 14, 2014 08:41 PM (qyfb5) You're probably right.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 04:42 PM (UAMVq)

387 Hurricane tongue??!??!?!! Umm I am not sure that is a positive.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 14, 2014 04:43 PM (RZ8pf)

388 Actress used to be a synonym for whore.Still pretty much is. Posted by: steevy
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Actors looked down upon also. Generally, the minstrel trade. A very low form of society.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 14, 2014 04:43 PM (aDwsi)

389 Next up on AandE "Odd Duck Dynasty" It could work...

Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2014 04:43 PM (JdEZJ)

390 Why is it saying to hide posts from my hash?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 04:43 PM (UAMVq)

391
Gilligan's Island is on. It's the episode when Gilligan finds a crate of "Secret Material' which the Professor declares a new type of plastic.

A chimp is in this episode.

It is, of course, Plastique explosives!
Hilarity ensues when the Professor uses the 'plastic' to replace two fillings in Gilligans' teeth.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:44 PM (gYIst)

392 392 Why is it saying to hide posts from my hash? Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2014 08:43 PM (UAMVq) Hide posts from (UAMVq) That's the ignore script. Let's you ignore specific hashes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 14, 2014 04:45 PM (qyfb5)

393 I cannot speak to Spain, but I will say Rome had some astonishingly beautiful women- everywhere. Did not really notice the men. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2014 08:39 PM (TGgNi) Spain has very hot women. The biggest problems are that they ignore me and sometimes they get kinda stabby. But mostly they ignore me.

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker, Waitress, Model, Actress, Wears Prada at January 14, 2014 04:45 PM (GeVLX)

394 It's hard to believe it but they just said that the "sexy" Annette Funicello-type beach movies were a scandal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:45 PM (DmNpO)

395 > "People are drawn to such their personalities as much as to their positions. " What diagnosis do you have that you aren't taking your medicines for?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 14, 2014 04:45 PM (vHRtU)

396 379 But Gayet has less history and is therefore less real. Hollande wants fantasy. So does Gayet. The affairs will continue. As France wishes. As do all socialists.

Posted by: Feh at January 14, 2014 04:45 PM (g/zj9)

397 ND" Women gravitate to the Alpha male and who that is varies according to who is in the room. " I am going to agree with that one - As much as it pains me to admit it. There is no guarantee alpha males make good husbands or boyfriends . It must be some biological instinct based on find a mate who can defend the nest.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 04:45 PM (twqcD)

398 Oh great and now I am picturing that troll of a man with a tongue going 100miles an hour down there. Please someone for the love of humanity lend me your brain bleach

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 14, 2014 04:46 PM (RZ8pf)

399

"His polling is going up... among women"

huhuhuh uh huhuh huhuhhuh uh huhuh....

Posted by: butthead at January 14, 2014 04:46 PM (9gNQd)

400 Some days I need an "ignore the whole world" script. Most days.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 14, 2014 04:46 PM (qyfb5)

401 Say what you wish about french women.
Or Italian, or Greek.

Give me one female IDF member, and let me die happy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2014 04:46 PM (GcYmn)

402

Not necessarily. Male and female Masters of the universe personalities Can have certain less appealing traits.Ever been around pompous corporative execs With hair trigger tempers? But successful people are often funny, bright and charismatic. People are drawn to such their personalities as much as to their positions. Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 08:34 PM (twqcD)

The thing is the Master of the Universe types do draw the superficial - the golddiggers and the ones on power trips. They don't find it a turn-off when Mr. Pompous Exec humiliates a doorman or a waiter or a receptionist. They might not like it very much when the hair trigger temper is unleashed on them (although a golddigger will put up with a lot for the Benjamins and a masochist will get off on the abuse). Those aren't relationships that are going to last long, but Masters of the Universe aren't capable of long-lasting relationships anyway. If the chick doesn't divorce him and sue the hell out of him in divorce court, he'll eventually dump her for a newer model.

The funny, bright, charimatic ones - the people who have more going on than money and a "hey,look world I'm alpha" will attract a better class of people, although that doesn't guarantee the relationship will last forever either. Today, who has that guarantee, though?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 04:47 PM (R3gO3)

403 Our resident Sith Lord is not happy until he blows up at least a small planetoid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 04:47 PM (sA4/D)

404 Oh great and now I am picturing that troll of a man with a tongue going 100miles an hour down there. Please someone for the love of humanity lend me your brain bleach ***** Oh screw that, girlfriend! WTH did you feel compelled to share that thought?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:47 PM (DmNpO)

405
btw, anyone who picks MaryAnn over Ginger has not watched the show in a long time.

Ginger is stunning. MaryAnn is cute.

Ginger shows a lot of leg -- and she has long ones. MaryAnn shows ankle.

Ginger shows a lot of boobage. MaryAnn shows a couple of small bumps under a sweater.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:48 PM (gYIst)

406 If Hollande was smart (given a gigantic IF), he'd be boinking the freckle faced red head from Spiral, Audrey Fleurot. Elle est TRES CHAUDE

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2014 04:48 PM (C2/rz)

407 Alex started it!!!

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 14, 2014 04:48 PM (RZ8pf)

408 Hollande looks like Colin Baker (the 6th Doctor Who) with hair dye. http://tinyurl.com/79szz2s

Posted by: cackfinger at January 14, 2014 04:48 PM (OsCtd)

409 They're just so CUTE! Not my OTP, I'm afraid, but I love that they get along so WELL.

Honestly, my OTP on "AH" is Rudy/That Medium Chick, Maya.

*cough*

So she was in ONE episode. They would have been awesome! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at January 14, 2014 08:37 PM (CA2NO)

*wheezes into bag*

OMG yes to your OTP! I so want them to bring Maya back, she's awesome. That characters haven't met in canon has never once stopped me. Plus you know that Rudy would be totally fascinated to track down exactly how the procedure worked and possibly it's an ability to detect other dimensions and and and

Ahem.

http://bit.ly/1aDOuRz

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 04:48 PM (Gk3SS)

410 Ndh you're watching this drivel too? I liked the I bought a new Mustang and it changed my life! Commercial

Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2014 04:49 PM (JdEZJ)

411
Men pick Maryann because she seems attainable; they think they have a shot with her.

But Ginger is way way hotter.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:49 PM (gYIst)

412 ONT is here!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2014 04:49 PM (GcYmn)

413 Ginger showed some titteh in a magazine.Commence googling.( or Binging as you wish)

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (zqvg6)

414
okay, so they realized the plastic clay is explosive and now Maryann is spoon-feeding Gilligan with the use of a long pole

hahaha

Posted by: soothsayer at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (gYIst)

415 Ndh you're watching this drivel too? I liked the I bought a new Mustang and it changed my life! Commercial **** Yep! Worse... It was HE bought a new Mustang Convertible and it changed HIS life.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (DmNpO)

416 405 Our resident Sith Lord is not happy until he blows up at least a small planetoid. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 08:47 PM (sA4/D) Hide posts from (sA4/D) I'm not sure that really does anything anymore. Hollow.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 14, 2014 04:50 PM (qyfb5)

417 OMG yes to your OTP! I so want them to bring Maya back, she's awesome. That characters haven't met in canon has never once stopped me. Plus you know that Rudy would be totally fascinated to track down exactly how the procedure worked and possibly it's an ability to detect other dimensions and and and OMG I KNOW. I absolutely loved her! She was just so sweet and earnest, and when Dorian gave her the box from her parents' arson investigation I just... *BAWL!* And Rudy would SO be all about the science. He'd be all cute and awkward, and she'd be all spacey and la-di-da, and *FLAIL* Ahem. http://bit.ly/1aDOuRz YES. THAT SCENE. *bawls again*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at January 14, 2014 04:51 PM (CA2NO)

418 404 - The funny, bright, charimatic ones - the people who have more going on than money and a "hey,look world I'm alpha" will attract a better class of people, although that doesn't guarantee the relationship will last forever either. Today, who has that guarantee, though? Although I'm not "happy", I think my marriage will last - because of the kids. Just because even I would feel guilty pawning those two off on the wife - and there's now way in Hell she's leaving them with me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 14, 2014 04:53 PM (6/+vz)

419 Jerry Lewis and snails I could maybe get by with, but Citroen???

There are some things a GGE just will not do.

Back to work, check in with you on the ONT. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 04:54 PM (xa1/W)

420 ...and eat snails.
And puppy dog tails!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at January 14, 2014 04:54 PM (Rax2C)

421 It's good to be the king: Mel Brooks It's even better to be the President of France

Posted by: Hollande at January 14, 2014 04:55 PM (8E83G)

422 So what's up with the Obama marriage? Is Bathhouse Barry finally coming out of the closet?

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at January 14, 2014 05:00 PM (/sohm)

423 OMG I KNOW. I absolutely loved her! She was just so sweet and earnest, and when Dorian gave her the box from her parents' arson investigation I just... *BAWL!*

And Rudy would SO be all about the science. He'd be all cute and awkward, and she'd be all spacey and la-di-da, and *FLAIL*

*adds to list of things to get off my ass and write for MWR*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 14, 2014 05:01 PM (Gk3SS)

424 If Hollande was smart (given a gigantic IF), he'd be boinking the freckle faced red head from Spiral, Audrey Fleurot.

Elle est TRES CHAUDE

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2014 08:48 PM (C2/rz)

oh hellz yeah...

Worse... It was HE bought a new Mustang Convertible and it changed HIS life.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 08:50 PM (DmNpO)

Well, for one thing I wasn't crawling underneath my daily ride all the time any more. Plus, Mustang Convertible! Voted teh sexy car of 2012 (even though mine is a 2011, they are virtually identical).

OK, really, I'm going back to work now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 14, 2014 05:02 PM (xa1/W)

425 Presently, I think young women are beginning to wake up. They WANT to stay home and raise families even leaving behind successful careers to do it. Women compete with other women and seek other womens' approval, hence the validation-through-work cycle that women go through that they absolutely hate. You're right NDH, but it's nearly impossible for that genie to go back into the bottle. Nobody wants to live on a one-income lifestyle when there are so many two-income ones. When I told her about the hours and weekends and holidays I'd put in, she asked if it was worth it. I told her it was not. And it isn't. It's a pain in the ass. Women are much more attuned to happiness than men. Men are more goal-oriented and get joy out of achieving small objectives. She resigned the day after she returned from having her second child. She said that her generation was never going to give up their life for a company the way we had. And a flexible, albeit lower-paying but minimal-stress job? Not a bad deal for today's educated woman. Or man, for that matter. I know I endure a lot of stress for not much reward.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2014 05:02 PM (T0NGe)

426 Posted by: Donna V. at January 14, 2014 08:47 PM (R3gO3) Good points. Years back I had a yearly contact with a group of billionaires that marched in with a new model wife every 2-4 years. Usually 20 years younger than them an IQ that had to be 50 pts lower. I don't think it was a attraction of like minds

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 14, 2014 05:09 PM (twqcD)

427

415 Ginger showed some titteh in a magazine.Commence googling.( or Binging as you wish)

Tina Louise did a lot of pinup work back in the day, everything from men's mags to the Humorama cartoon digest line. Lot of it is on line. Lot of it, you have to know who you're looking at.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 14, 2014 05:14 PM (XO6WW)

428 Tapping her ass What's French for Monsieur Fudge Packer?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 14, 2014 05:37 PM (wdHk6)

429 Women gravitate to the Alpha male and who that is varies according to who is in the room. The most handsome amongst handsome. The most successful amongst the successful. The most accomplished amongst the accomplished. Money enters into it for some, but it doesn't have to. For instance, a starving artist who achieves minor success will be a magnet for women at his own show. Hell! Even the ball boy for FSU gets attention simply because he gets attention. Shorter NDH: Women are basically herd animals.

Posted by: simplemind at January 14, 2014 05:42 PM (hTeQK)

430 "95 Wow 500 to 600 reporters? How many reporters attend an average garden variety Obama presser?"

This guy has alpha male problems. Yes, he looks like a dork and he's a socialist, but Hank Kissinger once said (probably to Barb Walters in a moment of passion,) power is a powerful aphrodesiac.

Meanwhile ... Obama has beta male problems.
If he wasnt hellbent on destroying everything I believe in, I might even feel sorry for his predicament. Top o the world, and he's got grimacing Michelle around. when he's long gone from the White House, and he's chatting with Bill C. he'll say "Damn, I should have nailed Beyonce when I had the chance."

"Putin will immediately have to publicly nail two hotties so as not to be outdone. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:30 PM (DmNpO)
He'll do it at the opening ceremonies in Sochi, just to add that touch of grandeur."

Yup. He'll do a threesome with 2 Russian babes to show his solidarity with the GayIsGreat crowd. What a swell guy.

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at January 14, 2014 07:38 PM (oNqbW)

431 it's extremely unlikely, but I'm looking forward to Marine Le Pen being France's next president in 2017.

Posted by: Inane Rambler at January 14, 2014 07:45 PM (oPWdN)

432 "[Jugde's activism for homosexual marriage] moved our state closer in-line with the 21st century'" a gay activist said. "

And voting for Hitler in 1933 was voting for "making history".

The trouble is "what history" are we making?
What's so great about a 21st century that ends millenia of tradition about marriage as we know it? I mean except for the gayz and their marriage tax breaks.

I've seen the future of Shacking Up and it looks ... um, as shabby as a tabloid love triangle.

Posted by: Obama Lied Jobs Died at January 14, 2014 07:58 PM (oNqbW)

433 SO WHAT ABOUT ME?

Posted by: BEN GAZI at January 14, 2014 10:23 PM (rrAA4)

434 Just goes to prove that power is a hell of an aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Lost In Maryland at January 14, 2014 11:27 PM (T+rOB)

435 Babe's don't always go for the good looking guy. They like the rich and powerful.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 15, 2014 02:56 AM (T2V/1)

436 It is good to be King!

Posted by: PoorSlob at January 15, 2014 03:32 AM (SqxMb)

437 Damn, she got better looking as the ONT went on. Nice work, AoS.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 15, 2014 03:38 AM (qCGEp)

438 Can you not envision the nagging that poor man is getting from all those women?
Think of the drama, the shouting, the threats, the tearful laying on of guilt.

Think about all those lawyers!

Posted by: Hurris Hudleyson at January 15, 2014 04:24 AM (hCQp8)

439 Don't hate the player.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at January 15, 2014 04:37 AM (7mQyC)

440 I seriously doubt that's the only thing that's tapping (or has taped) that 4ss.

Posted by: AngieS at January 15, 2014 04:55 AM (kS8v/)

441 She's an actress named Julie Gayet. Mon dieu! Je frapperais cela, aussi. Quelle nombre peu chaud!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 15, 2014 04:56 AM (1hM1d)

442 Straight bitches be crazy.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 15, 2014 07:00 AM (a5ljo)

443 "So, if you're fucking the socialist French President, does that mean that you don't ahve to pay the ridiculously high income tax? Because I can see no other reason why that attractive young woman would be schtupping Elmer Fudd." He is the president you fucking idiot. You would probably do the same in her position.

Posted by: gu at January 15, 2014 07:27 AM (+O7YO)

444 I'd do him. When he sees me without my teeth and in my thong, he'll forget ALL about those other whores.

Posted by: zombie Helen Thomas at January 15, 2014 09:12 AM (T2g+G)

445 Obviously, they need a law stating that any cooch the President tucks away in the palace must be paid for by his own personal funds. Call it the "We're Not Your Pimp" law.

Posted by: Auntie M at January 15, 2014 09:59 AM (AIC5Z)

446 Hey, at least he isn't paying for it like the rest of the socialists in French politics.

Posted by: Patrick at January 15, 2014 10:43 AM (gc6KX)

447 Imo, a man that's gonna allow himself to acquire fresh or upgraded cooch due to his office, is also gonna line his pockets for the same reason/weakness.

Without honor there should be no trust.

Posted by: Grimmy at January 15, 2014 11:07 AM (uUsh9)

448 Lori Singer did the backless dress much better in "The Man with One Red Shoe." That is all.

Posted by: Blake at January 15, 2014 11:11 AM (WuGBT)

449 Keep an eye out for Madame du Berry to show up at the White House event

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 16, 2014 06:45 AM (INpWu)

450 Second rate politician. Second rate groupies. The Left tries to spin this sleaze as if the sleazeball politician is some kind of sexy super stud with a great sex life we should all envy. In reality, you get guys with enormous but obviously temporary power with only limited time windows to furtively fool around. So you get Gov. Superstar Zillionaire Arnold Schwarzenegger who slips down the hall and knocks up the homely, overweight Latina housekeeper. Clinton who for all his trappings can't snag Catherine Zeta Jones or Angelina Jolie or even Charlie Sheen's B-list porn starlets, so he jacks off onto the sad blue dress of an overweight waddling nobody intern with low self esteem. A. Weiner texting boring dick pics to some overweight small town nobody who finds him pathetic even as she strings along for some nonexistent job he's BSing about & rats him to the media first chance she gets. Sexy? Pathtic.

Posted by: Travis McGee's Houseboat Wifi at January 16, 2014 05:09 PM (Qm24A)

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