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January 13, 2014

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— Gabriel Malor

Happy Monday.

No me likey el Healthcare-o doto govo.

The Recess Appointments Clause case, Noel Canning v. NLRB, will be argued today at the Supreme Court.

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1 Ohhh yeeaaaaahhhh !!'mm

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at January 13, 2014 02:52 AM (Uo535)

2 Morning morons! Hoping for the NLRB to get smacked down, but that means a majority of the Court has to be willing to basically c*ck-whip Obama across the face. I do not have faith in CJ Roberts to do that.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 13, 2014 02:53 AM (b2cFu)

3 Morning Horde.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2014 02:53 AM (xhupI)

4 DAY 435 1,026 to go (1,097 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, McAuliffe's, MIRV's, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2014 02:55 AM (olDqf)

5 McCain will find a way to save the NLRB.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 02:56 AM (gmtFW)

6 According to CNN the Feds are investigating Christie for misuse of Sandy Relief Funds... Thank God there was NO oversight of Van Jones' 40 bill in walking around money... Standards we've got dozens of 'em //Media local 957

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2014 02:57 AM (mc9Or)

7 Sven, when do you sleep?

Posted by: lindafell at January 13, 2014 02:59 AM (PGO8C)

8 2 Conservative Crank, Preznit Urkle X can't be bound to Earth like the other 43 Presidents...no sir he must fly like Icarus. //Judas Iscariot Roberts codename:blackmailed

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2014 02:59 AM (mc9Or)

9 @lindafell
My guess is on the road.

Posted by: tunakermit at January 13, 2014 03:00 AM (90QG6)

10 7 Lindafell, About 4 to 6 hours whenever I brickwall ma'am... Waiting on lad now

Posted by: sven10077 at January 13, 2014 03:00 AM (mc9Or)

8: "...no sir he must fly like Icarus."

We can only hope he meets the same fate as Icarus.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 13, 2014 03:01 AM (Kh+vp)

12 sven, your commenting privileges will be strictly limited this week based on last weeks statistics.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 03:01 AM (MPIX5)

13 Watch Live: Ariel Sharon's funeral streamed live from Israel http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2014/01/live-streaming-ariel-sharon-funeral.html

Posted by: Steve at January 13, 2014 03:01 AM (wk+th)

14 Gaylord Focker vs the blazing orb in the sky.

Fap fap fap fap *pause* fap fap *pause* fap ...

'I'm melting!!!!'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 03:07 AM (B8vRO)

15 Morning, Horde. Can't believe it's Monday already. Ugh.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 13, 2014 03:08 AM (UAMVq)

16 15 'I'm melting!!!!' Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 07:07 AM (B8vRO) George Bush's fault.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 13, 2014 03:09 AM (UAMVq)

17 One of my moron (and not in a good way) friends decided to live Facebook the golden globes last night. But not with interesting or informative comments. My FB page is filled with this this morning. "OMG I heart Matt Damon so much!!! #hottie" "(My daughter and her BFF love Leo DiCaprio but I keep reminding them he's my age!!! #embarrassing" "My dream is that one day I will be at the Golden Globes watching (my other daughter) present an award." "OMG is Drew #pregnant?!?!" "Emma, I love you but what a horrible dress!" And on and on... Just the thing to make me want to slit my wrists at 6am on a Monday.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 03:10 AM (rSIYI)

15: "Fap fap fap fap *pause* fap fap *pause* fap ...

'I'm melting!!!!'"

Sounds more like someone forgot the lotion.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 13, 2014 03:10 AM (/qzu7)

19 Morning! Release the Vic!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2014 03:12 AM (b/lt+)

20 Sounds more like someone forgot the lotion.

Wait.

There's lotion???

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 03:12 AM (MPIX5)

21 We are talking Gaylord Focker, so yes he would forget the lotion. Because its not something to soil his hands with.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 03:12 AM (B8vRO)

22 Totally stupid. But. Lena Denhams dress at the golden globes. My eyes. Dear gawd, my eyes

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 03:13 AM (zOTsN)

23 BEST MOTION PICTURE Â– COMEDY OR MUSICAL American Hustle Don't you just love the Golden Globes? Was it a comedy?

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 03:14 AM (Qev5V)

24 Thunderb, skipped that. Sounds like I missed catching a glimpse of the Medusa.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 03:14 AM (B8vRO)

21: "Wait.

There's lotion???"

Also good for hose prevention.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 13, 2014 03:14 AM (f6ZLT)

26 what?

Posted by: A canary at January 13, 2014 03:15 AM (fDGF1)

27 So, how many friggin "best picture" categories were there?

They gave out the best comedy, then the best drama.. then I say to my wife.. "what's left?" Another friggin best picture!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2014 03:16 AM (b/lt+)

28 2 Morning morons! Hoping for the NLRB to get smacked down, but that means a majority of the Court has to be willing to basically c*ck-whip Obama across the face. I do not have faith in CJ Roberts to do that.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 13, 2014 06:53 AM (b2cFu)

It's a Tax.

Posted by: J. "Tax'em" Roberts at January 13, 2014 03:17 AM (Oi60j)

29 Of course MFM saying how beautiful she was. Lie. All lies. When she was being interviewed by Seacrest and was in profile, there was a horizontal line across her buttocks. It did not fit. It looked like an exploding banana

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 03:18 AM (zOTsN)

30 So far watched: Gravity American Hustle Blue Jasmine Wolf of Wall Street Dallas Drug Club or Something To a one -- they sucked.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 03:20 AM (Qev5V)

30: "It looked like an exploding banana"

Another example of what happens when you forget the lotion?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 13, 2014 03:21 AM (LJpVo)

32 Just read the piece about HealthFail.gov en espanol. All I can say is: Ha Ha! (Read that in the voice of Nelson from the Simpsons)

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 13, 2014 03:21 AM (phQjp)

33
And the Golden Globe for best performance with a member of their immediate family (if you know what I mean) goes to --

*rrrrrrip*

Woody Allen!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 13, 2014 03:21 AM (kdS6q)

34 23 Totally stupid. But. Lena Denhams dress at the golden globes. My eyes. Dear gawd, my eyes Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 07:13 AM (zOTsN) I just saw that. Dear God, awful. Waaaaay too tight. And I bet my friend just *hearts* her. Because she's a giant moron.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 03:22 AM (GufPw)

35 Dinner last night with friends. They went to lone survivor, said the theater was packed. Packed. And silent

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 03:22 AM (zOTsN)

36 that's what you get for watching Golden Globes

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 13, 2014 03:23 AM (XvrTA)

37 Went to see "Saving Mr. Banks" yesterday. One of the best pictures I've seen in a long time. Sefton gives it 2 thumbs up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2014 03:23 AM (olDqf)

38 Posted by: J. "Tax'em" Roberts at January 13, 2014 07:17 AM (Oi60j) Nah, I suspect something along the lines of "since the NLRB is extra-constitutional anyway, the president can do what he wants."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 13, 2014 03:23 AM (GaqMa)

Hey, fellow 'rons. No story today. New doctor at the practice, so I've got to look competent.

Bbl.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2014 03:23 AM (zF6Iw)

40 How many Golden Globes did Archer win? Justified?

That's what I thought. Hollywood, giving each other reach-arounds.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2014 03:24 AM (BeSEI)

41 Repeat after me, "It's a Tax!".

Posted by: J. "Tax'em" Roberts at January 13, 2014 03:26 AM (Oi60j)

41: "How many Golden Globes did Archer win? Justified?"

I wonder how much of that is due to their aversion to anything good, and how much is their aversion to a Fox network derivative?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 13, 2014 03:26 AM (OJn3e)

43 I think her tats, her fat arms, and her enormous gut were uglier than the banana dress.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 03:27 AM (Qev5V)

44 And I bet my friend just *hearts* her. Because she's a giant moron.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 07:22 AM (GufPw)

Did your friend lose her shit, along with the other dumbfuck libs who fawn all over watching the Golden Globes when Microsoft went off-message and included Margaret Thatcher in their list of great women of the year? With those two unfunny ex SNL whores doing the hosting, too bad nobody released any asshole seeking missiles.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2014 03:28 AM (XZ8Vh)

45 Pug you're not into her. Seek professional help /sarc/

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 03:29 AM (zOTsN)

46 Recess appts clause argument The favorite part of the elementary school kids' day. Overgrown brats, bullies refuse to get along at play time, fighting...or something. The sequence of SCOTUS case arguments runs the course to establish precedent "grounding" for the "legitimacy" of this authoritarian system of government, post-constitutional. It's for the children, you see.

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 13, 2014 03:30 AM (MhA4j)

47 Funny thing about watching football all weekend, you can end up with the distinct impression they only air the games to promo their stinking tv shows. I guess they figure they can reach an audience who doesn't otherwise know about their shows.

And what are they offering? Mostly stuff with hunky male leads. I guess that's what they think their football-watching audience wants.

Not me, I expect actual, you know, content.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2014 03:31 AM (BeSEI)

48
Meanwhile, California offers another gift to the Nation:

Marianne Williamson, friend of Oprah, associate of Hollywood elites, best-selling author and charismatic spiritual leader, has spent three decades offering a path to inner peace for those who seek it. Now she's entering an arena in which inner Â— and outer Â— peace seems in particularly short supply: She's challenging Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Beverly Hills) for the congressional seat he first won when Gerald Ford was president and the country was preparing to celebrate its bicentennial.

"This is a journey we're all taking together over the next few months," Williamson told the crowd of 200 or so who had showed up to volunteer for her campaign.

She rattled off a list of her concerns: child poverty, mass incarceration of blacks and Latinos, government spying, a growing gap between haves and have-nots, even the "corruption of our food supply" via genetic modification and high-fructose corn syrup.

http://tinyurl.com/mvv6b96

You're welcome America!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 13, 2014 03:31 AM (kdS6q)

49 I just cannot give a crap about award ceremonies given by idiots to prettier idiots.

Posted by: Gem at January 13, 2014 03:32 AM (vCpJB)

50 Wait, Gravity sucked? My daughters told me they thought I'd love it and I should go. I didn't, but I had sort of tagged it in my mind as one to watch if and when it shows up on Amazon or Netflix.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 03:34 AM (F58x4)

51 I just dropped by to see if anyone is saying "negro" around here. Well alrighty, then.

Posted by: Prospective New York Juror at January 13, 2014 03:35 AM (JQuNB)

52 to prettier idiots. ahem

Posted by: Lena "FUPA" Dunham at January 13, 2014 03:35 AM (XvrTA)

@21. Wait.

There's lotion???

What did you do with the lotion in your AoS complimentary gift bag when you joined? Hell, it's a gallon jug.

Posted by: Case at January 13, 2014 03:36 AM (wf3Kt)

54 Did your friend lose her shit, along with the other dumbfuck libs who fawn all over watching the Golden Globes when Microsoft went off-message and included Margaret Thatcher in their list of great women of the year? No. But frankly, I don't think she's smart enough to realize who Margaret Thatcher was.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 03:37 AM (4cA6A)

55 Unlike the Academy Awards, the Golden Globes appears to be a fun time. Eating and drinking are involved, or did they change that?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 13, 2014 03:37 AM (V70Uh)

56 I feel so dirty.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Soiled Banana Peel at January 13, 2014 03:37 AM (MMC8r)

57 Jeesh. Any remaining shreds of self-respect I have would preclude my watching "Hollywood give itself a reacharound", not to mention the awful feeling of actually getting measurably stupider by the minute. (Meaning no offense to any of the Horde who enjoy awards shows, and speaking as someone who can watch cartoons and kung-fu movies with the best of them). Turned off the tube when the "get ready for the Main Event" shows started up. Extra bonus points for not seeing Lena Dumham and missing Woody's lifetime award. Did Polanski get anything ? Why not ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 13, 2014 03:37 AM (SwHqo)

58 hey, J.J. thanks for the review of "Saving Mr. Banks"! Somewhat shorter than one of Ace's, but appreciated.

My wife and I have been busy weekends lately and are getting backed up on movies to see. I'll have to put that one on my list.

Gonna probably see "Lone Survivor" first, though..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2014 03:38 AM (b/lt+)

59 What did you do with the lotion in your AoS complimentary gift bag when you joined? Hell, it's a gallon jug.

Dammit!

I thought that was Essence of HoboÂ™ and I traded it to Cochran for his Valu-Rite.

No wonder the bastard thought it was a good trade.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 03:38 AM (MPIX5)

60 So the programmers used babelfish and/or Google translate for the Spanish site. Of course they did. Of course.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at January 13, 2014 03:38 AM (Gk3SS)

61 51 Wait, Gravity sucked? My daughters told me they thought I'd love it and I should go. I didn't, but I had sort of tagged it in my mind as one to watch if and when it shows up on Amazon or Netflix. Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 07:34 AM (F58x4) I didn't care for the acting. It's mostly Bullock pretending to be scared, panting and yelling Ahh!!! and Clooney acting too cool.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 03:38 AM (Qev5V)

62 I actually liked Dallas Buyer's Club and thought the acting was great. American Hustle, not so much.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 03:38 AM (4cA6A)

63 I also recommend Saving Mr. Banks and Lone Survivor.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 03:40 AM (4cA6A)

64 50. Like you, I avoid the red carpet scuffle board. I dare say I haven't seen whatever propaganda entertainment they think they deserve prizes for producing. Won't worship the trough of 'the beautiful people' who hate America, despise their own audience, and eschew intelligence in favor of their telepromted culture funded by the mindless. Whatever evening "highlights" manage to remain after the dust settles, maybe-maybe-not bother to link and view at a later date, to stay in step with pop culture references.

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 13, 2014 03:40 AM (MhA4j)

65 Maybe we shouldn't knock fat Lena too much. I suspect she's Ace's secret girlfriend.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 03:40 AM (Qev5V)

60: "No wonder the bastard thought it was a good trade."

The soft hands should have been a dead giveaway. That and the wierd gleam in his eyes.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 13, 2014 03:41 AM (Kh+vp)

67 45 days left

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 45 days until spring training at January 13, 2014 03:41 AM (u8GsB)

68 America's lovable idiot was sent to Israel for Ariel Sharon's funeral today. I hope no one gets groped during the ceremonies. I can't fathom sending Biden to an old tank commanders funeral, but there we are.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 03:41 AM (F58x4)

69 It's a Tax. Posted by: J. Â“Tax'em" Roberts at January 13, 2014 07:17 AM (Oi60j) ThatÂ’s a good one!

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 03:41 AM (z4WKX)

70 Wait, Gravity sucked? My daughters told me they thought I'd love it and I should go. I didn't, but I had sort of tagged it in my mind as one to watch if and when it shows up on Amazon or Netflix. Posted by: MTF
...........
Gravity was a good movie. Worth it for the effects alone, and I would recommend seeing it in a theater if you still can. - it might still be available in the second-tier theaters.

We went to see while on vacation in a small town and they only had it in 3D. I have an eye condition that doesn't allow me to see 3D, but it was still good, I thought.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2014 03:42 AM (b/lt+)

69: "I can't fathom sending Biden to an old tank commanders funeral, but there we are."

Maybe Dukakis was not available?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 13, 2014 03:42 AM (/qzu7)

72 AlextheChick, using Babelfish would have been an improvement. It was a collaborative effort between the State Department people with the Reset button and the South African sign language expert.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 03:44 AM (B8vRO)

73
Headline: Golden Globes 2014 - Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's best jokes

Amy: "A lot of nominated shows this year are actually on Netflix. House of Cards. Orange Is the New Black. Enjoy it while it lasts, Netflix. Because you're not going to be feeling so smug in a couple of years when SnapChat is up here accepting Best Drama."

http://tinyurl.com/kqf3mwu

*crickets*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 13, 2014 03:44 AM (kdS6q)

74 Thanks for the movie recommendations; I will put those on my list. Especially, Lone Survivor.

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 03:45 AM (F58x4)

75 Biden in Israel at a funeral.

Joe, "So I hear you got good BBQ."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 03:45 AM (B8vRO)

76 70 heh 73 bwhahaha I needed to laugh. Thanks, 'ettes.

Posted by: panzernashorn at January 13, 2014 03:45 AM (MhA4j)

77 Good Morning, everyone. I am going to work today for the first time since December 27. I havenÂ’t been out of my home since I got home from work that night. I hope my car starts.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 03:48 AM (z4WKX)

78 Carol @78 Good luck, Carol, & God Bless!

Posted by: Gran at January 13, 2014 03:50 AM (mw0FO)

79 Thank you, Gran. I hope you have a nice day today.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 03:51 AM (z4WKX)

on the sidebar there is a link to an Washington Examiner article about Hillary! coming in tenth in a poll of "whom do you admire the most" -- while looking at that I saw a a link to another Examiner article about Barky calling for "a year of action on the economy": here's a quote:

" Â“I will mobilize the country around the national mission of making sure our economy offers everyone who works hard a fair shot at opportunity and success,Â” he said."

His first priority is to extend unemployment benefits, of course.

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2014 03:52 AM (zjcTL)

81 To Gabe and the other lawyers here: What do you believe will be the outcome of the NLRB case? If the lower court ruling stands, what does that mean for past appointments? An asterisk next to their names or worse? Could it dismantle actions enacted by those appointees?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 03:52 AM (DmNpO)

82 re 76: Joe does know we're not talking about Ariel the Mermaid, right?

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2014 03:53 AM (zjcTL)

83 Racist! That argument worked to tame political opponents of the President for the last five years, but I don't think Misogynist! will have the same political force. Nevertheless, Hillary is going to give it a solid try. http://politi.co/1aipb3I

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 03:54 AM (gmtFW)

84 24 BEST MOTION PICTURE Â– COMEDY OR MUSICAL American Hustle Don't you just love the Golden Globes? Was it a comedy? ....... I saw an ad about two weeks ago wherein it was proclaimed "the most exhilarating comedy in years!" at which point I ran here and asked that same question. It makes me wonder if it wasn't unintentionally funny.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 03:56 AM (DmNpO)

85 Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2014 07:52 AM (zjcTL)

I love how cognitive dissonance comes so naturally to these people.

We are in the midst of a recovery so the first thing we need to do is extend unemployment benefits.

We need jobs for the unemployed so the first thing we need to do is legalize millions of illegal aliens to compete with the workers already here.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2014 03:56 AM (o3MSL)

86 "Thank you, thank you. I gotta tell ya' it's really great to be in Bahrain again..."

Posted by: Vice President Joe Biden at January 13, 2014 03:58 AM (JQuNB)

87 Lone Survivor is good in that it follows the book, is well done and honors our guys but don't expect the "feel good movie of the year". Very quite theater during the credits.

As an aside; The previews they tied to L S were teenish sex comedy crap. I have never been anywhere where attempts at humor fell flatter. Wrong target audience dipshits!

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at January 13, 2014 03:58 AM (FtCW+)

88 Mallfly, good point.

He just might present a cel of Ariel to the greiving family.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 03:58 AM (B8vRO)

Gooooood morning, Morons!

Good luck to you Carol.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 13, 2014 03:59 AM (Wp8ly)

90 81 -

That's an amazing quote... "I will mobilize..."

All the rest of that socialist twaddle is not worth mentioning, but those people REALLY must think this is the government's job.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2014 03:59 AM (BeSEI)

91 News flash - Sweden transplants nine wombs. Lena utterly crushed because no one wanted her FUPA.

http://news.yahoo.com/swedish-doctors-transplant-wombs-9-women-071629054.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 04:01 AM (B8vRO)

92 38 Went to see "Saving Mr. Banks" yesterday. One of the best pictures I've seen in a long time. Sefton gives it 2 thumbs up. ...... It looks charming and I adore Emma Thompson. Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 04:01 AM (DmNpO)

93 We need jobs for the unemployed so the first thing we need to do is legalize millions of illegal aliens to compete with the workers already here. Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2014 07:56 AM (o3MSL) The Chamber of Commerce & others are behind the push. I do not understand why. Something happens to those elected to congress, it must be something in the DC water. If they had any brains to start with, they lose all reason & bow to the leaders. It really pisses me off. They are supposed to represent us, and they do not. They do what they please.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 04:01 AM (z4WKX)

94 Perhaps the whole war on women thing was prep for the Hillary phase of the Progressive Party campaign to make us if not in fact then in deed a one party government. The more I see the more I think a single party-government system. Kinda' like the old Soviet system but different. Because we are Amerika and all.

Posted by: gracepmc at January 13, 2014 04:03 AM (rznx3)

my contribution to Saturday Night Live: at the funeral, someone introduces Biden to another elderly man wearing a skullcap. "Mr Vice Preseident, this is the former Prime Minister's cousin, Mr Goldfisch". "You know, Mr Vice President, my cousin was a tank commander." And Biden replies, "Well, I can see the connection between tanks and goldfish."

whaddya think, too sophisticated or just stupid enough?

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2014 04:03 AM (zjcTL)

96 Uh, why is washerman-schmuck going to Ariel Sharon's funeral along with Biden? Are we trying to slap Israel in the face along with insulting them???

Posted by: lindafell at January 13, 2014 04:03 AM (PGO8C)

97 97: Yes. Yes, we are.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 13, 2014 04:04 AM (Wp8ly)

98 Debbie Washerman-Schlitz is supposed to be Joe's minder because she is 'Democrat-Jewish.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 04:05 AM (B8vRO)

99 94 -

The only thing that makes sense, is that the Democrat party has gone so far down the socialist/leftist road, the R party thinks it can carve out a nice, comfy niche just to the left of center.

It's a recipe that gets them minority status most of the time, but occasionally, when the hard left pushes too far, they can ease things back a bit.

That's how it works in much of Europe, so why not. Allows them to distance themselves from the heartless fiscal conservatives, and more importantly, they can finally be free of those weirdo Christians who love babies and hate sodomy.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2014 04:07 AM (BeSEI)

100 'Democrat-Jewish.' Is that an oxymoron?

Posted by: lindafell at January 13, 2014 04:07 AM (PGO8C)

101 JJ, would appreciate your take on what sets Saving Mr Banks apart. Have pretty much given up on 2 hr features due to lack of consistent quality of content, though I am waiting for Zero Dark Thirty to come on Netflix.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 13, 2014 04:08 AM (HdDte)

102

92: "News flash - Sweden transplants nine wombs."

I never thought the Swedes would become the Tleilaxu. But then again, those scandis have shifty eyes...

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at January 13, 2014 04:09 AM (Kh+vp)

103

re 97: to remind the Israelis that not all Jewish women look like Agam Rodberg? http://tinyurl.com/k32xpcm

Posted by: mallfly at January 13, 2014 04:09 AM (zjcTL)

104 It looks charming and I adore Emma Thompson. Thanks for the recommendation. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 13, 2014 08:01 AM (DmNpO) She's a leftard, Israel hating moonbat. She did withdraw her support of Polanski so she's not completely brain dead. I like her mother who is still acting. Did you ever see the Poirot episode called Halloween? She's the crazy lady who lives in the woods.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 13, 2014 04:10 AM (Qev5V)

105 104 -

Good gravy, that is a lovely young woman. Where do I sign up?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2014 04:11 AM (BeSEI)

106 good luck today carol!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 45 days until spring training at January 13, 2014 04:11 AM (u8GsB)

107 I heard on Fox & Friends this morning that the Clintons have an enemy list, which includes dems. They are rated 1 to 7, 7 being the worse. Kerry, Leahy & others were on the #7 list. Nixon, Obama & now The Clintons have enemy lists. IsnÂ’t it nice to know what lowlifes these people really are.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 04:12 AM (z4WKX)

108 Saw a shot of Bryan Cranston (on FNC just now), at Globes thing last night. Â…..Looked eerily like a younger George HW Bush.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 13, 2014 04:13 AM (HdDte)

109
And in the Party of Fiscal Conservatism news, The Hill reports unpleasant Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte is teeing up to craft online sales tax legislation. Goodlatte will multitask raising your taxes, while being the lead guy on the Republican amnesty push to steal your job.

http://tinyurl.com/pml2dkd

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 13, 2014 04:14 AM (kdS6q)

110 Hope you have a great day Carol.

My Monday - dealing with insurance company and finding out why the heater service tech never showed Friday.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 04:15 AM (B8vRO)

111 I hope everyone has a nice day. IÂ’m going to get ready for work. Bye.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 04:16 AM (z4WKX)

112 Feds probing Christie over Hurricane Sandy relief Guess Fat Boy is learning what we could have told him all along...you reach across the aisle, the Progs break your arm. Where's all that spirit of bipartisanship now, Fat Boy?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 13, 2014 04:19 AM (7ObY1)

113 When it comes right down to it, all a man has is his good reputation. Lost, it can rarely be regained. Some individuals may be understanding, but Community rarely forgives or forgets. My face on Ace was threatened yesterday, I thought, by misrepresentation and mischaracterization which I had no time nor wit to counter. I'm not writing to defend myself nor would I re-open the topic ever again on here. I just wanted to say: We have seen how swiftly and viciously the Regressives turn on and eat their own should one be merely perceived as deviating from the Narrative in any way. They have no monopoly on that playground gang mentality. Might want to watch out for that.

Posted by: webworker at January 13, 2014 04:20 AM (WY3bD)

114 Oh dear its that floating fat-man Christie in his new suit...

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selection-du-weekend-70-1.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 04:21 AM (B8vRO)

115 They went to lone survivor, said the theater was packed. Packed. And silent

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 07:22 AM (zOTsN)

I saw it Friday evening.

Every seat was filled, even that 'safety seat' you leave between you and the group next to you.

People (nearly all of them) stayed in the theatre through the end of the credits. I assume that was due to composing themselves and remembering to breathe.

Any vets, especially SAR guys and operators will be affected by the film. Hard.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 13, 2014 04:22 AM (fwARV)

116 Happy Monday! Hymn for the Day, "When Jesus Came to Jordan" Yesterday in the church we celebrated Jesus baptism in the Jordan river. This is a beautiiful modern hymn with words embedded: http://tinyurl.com/kpxa8ab I love the third verse, "Come, Holy Spirit, aid us to keep the vows we make; this very day invade us and every bondage break. Come gives our lives direction, the gift we covet most, to share the resurrection that leads to Pentecost." Jesus did not yet have any disciple. He had no healings or miracles. He had not yet given his life upon the cross. The baptism initiated his public ministry. He was simply God's beloved son. This is the cornerstone of grace, friends, and a hallmark of the love of God for us too. God loves us simply because God loves us. We are His dearly beloved son or daughter. Today maybe we can consider who we are and whose we are, turn to the Lord and open our hearts and minds to his caring presence, his guidance, affirming love, forgiveness and support. We also have the blessing to be able to offer that affirmation and love to others-even before they've done either good or bad or whether they deserve your favor and encouragement. God bless you and blessed be God everyday!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2014 04:22 AM (7kkQJ)

117 Thank you, Anna. I hope you have a good day too. I am not working late today. IÂ’m finally over begin sick but tire easily. IÂ’m going to set my iPhone to leave at 8 pm.

Posted by: Carol at January 13, 2014 04:23 AM (z4WKX)

118

Just popping in.

I'm of two minds on Christie. On one hand, I think he should be blasting the treasonous MFM for ignoring the dog-eating crackhead's numerous crimes and misdemeanors while chowing down on "Bridgegate" like Meggy Mac on a tub of Chicken McNuggets.

On the other hand, I'm glad to see the fat fuck learn that smooching Barky's ass doesn't help him at all. FOAD, you nickelfucking pantload.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2014 04:24 AM (zF6Iw)

119 On one hand, I think he should be blasting the treasonous MFM for ignoring the dog-eating crackhead's numerous crimes and misdemeanors while chowing down on "Bridgegate" like Meggy Mac on a tub of Chicken McNuggets. A lot of lefties are calling in 'Bridge-ghazi,' clueless about the dishonesty of trying to make a stink about it by naming it after a scandal they ignored.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2014 04:26 AM (MMC8r)

120 O/T: Does anyone know how to suggest articles for the ONT (or any other time, for that matter)?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 13, 2014 04:29 AM (Wp8ly)

121 'Democrat-Jewish.' Is that an oxymoron?

Lindafell not really. They are Democrats who claim to be Jewish. Like Cafeteria Catholics. Or RINOs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 13, 2014 04:30 AM (B8vRO)

122 The best possible outcome of Christie's BridgeGate is that he no longer be a viable 2016 presidential candidate for the RINO Party. Unfortunately, there are many more RINOs from which to choose to lose in that election. But they'll lose oh so gracefully, as did Juan McLame with his 'We have nothing to fear from a Barky presidency'. In 2016, the loser will say something like 'The Bungling Bitch of Benghazi is a great American, a fine example of womanhood', or some other blithering blather.

Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2014 04:31 AM (PpAf4)

123 2 Morning morons! Hoping for the NLRB to get smacked down, but that means a majority of the Court has to be willing to basically c*ck-whip Obama across the face. I do not have faith in CJ Roberts to do that. Posted by: Conservative Crank at January 13, 2014 06:53 AM (b2cFu) Oh...I have a feeling Roberts is all for cock-whipping, and Obama loves it. Just sayin'

Posted by: blindside at January 13, 2014 04:31 AM (WzWmY)

124 Any vets, especially SAR guys and operators will be affected by the film. Hard.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 13, 2014 08:22 AM (fwARV)

I finally gave up fighting back the tears. The end really got to me.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 13, 2014 04:31 AM (cK0tU)

125 I finally gave up fighting back the tears. The end really got to me.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 13, 2014 08:31 AM (cK0tU)

Yup.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 13, 2014 04:32 AM (fwARV)

126 Lone Survivor was a very good movie. Don't expect to feel good at the end. Marcus goes Hitchcock, too. So be on the lookout for him.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 13, 2014 04:33 AM (i2Lsf)

127 Morning.

Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2014 04:33 AM (659DL)

128 When did I first fall in love with Israel?

Very early 80's when we pulled into Haifa.
And the obligatory MWR bus trip to Jerusalem.

Beautiful women with khaki shorts and guns everywhere.
And a look on their faces of "I'm alive" that just lit up an area of about twenty foot in any direction from them.

And did I mention the guns?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2014 04:34 AM (GcYmn)

129 125- Super tense. Flight 93 and The Passion are the only movies to compare for shear teeth gritting tension.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at January 13, 2014 04:34 AM (FtCW+)

130 121 Joffen,

Maet includes that info at the end of every ONT he does, but here it is:

Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 04:35 AM (cHZB7)

131 And the best review of the movie was the "Hooah" that one departing soldier gave the movie at the theater I went to. Complete silence, then a loud "Hooah". I thought it was fitting. Was even more packed than Avengers was, and this was 1st show on Sunday. Good to see.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 13, 2014 04:37 AM (i2Lsf)

132 REPUBLICAN'S HAVE THE GHEY.

Posted by: FUBAR at January 13, 2014 04:37 AM (Cs2tJ)

133 Lone Survivor is a must see

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 45 days until spring training at January 13, 2014 04:38 AM (u8GsB)

134 132- If anyone lives withing driving distance of a Marine Corps base I would recommend seeing the movie in a theater near there. Marines tend to be vocal about their love for bad asses and the tone of the audience would likely be interesting.

Posted by: Typo Dynamofo at January 13, 2014 04:40 AM (FtCW+)

135 131: Right. Just sent him an email. Thanks!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 13, 2014 04:40 AM (Wp8ly)

136 Christie is a big boy. That's a local story. Done. How's that Obamacare rollout coming along?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 13, 2014 04:40 AM (xeCrc)

137 I'm sure you will be pleased to know that you can sign up for Medicaid and CHIp (and 404Care too, apparently) by "telephonic signature".

http://tinyurl.com/nykl9se

No chances of fraud in THAT system, eh? Oh, and it registers you to vote too if I'm not mistaken. What a deal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 04:40 AM (cHZB7)

138 Morning. Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2014 08:33 AM (659DL)

Excellent. A mere statement of fact.

Whereas, "good morning" would be an opinion.

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Designated Curmudgeon in lieu of Vic[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 04:41 AM (MPIX5)

139 People (nearly all of them) stayed in the theatre through the end of the credits. I assume that was due to composing themselves and remembering to breathe. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 13, 2014 08:22 AM (fwARV) I heard that Luttrell asked people to stay to honor the fallen.

Posted by: RWC at January 13, 2014 04:44 AM (fWAjv)

140 Good morning. Who knows something about this 12 buck an hour initiative on the Cali ballot? Is this for real?

Posted by: The Palm Beach Agorist at January 13, 2014 04:44 AM (VkzCf)

141 137: Fucking kidding, right?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 13, 2014 04:45 AM (Wp8ly)

142 Prayer request: A woman -Shirley-who attends the church I serve is going for a treatment for recurring cancer this morning. Last time she went-last Monday-she could not have a treatment because her blood levels were so low. I would be so grateful if you could pray for her. She's so uncomfortable and having such a hard time. Thanks so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2014 04:49 AM (7kkQJ)

143 My friends said at the end there are pictures of the actual men who died, and a tribute. Nthey said as far as they could tell there wasn't a dry eye. She choked up telling me about it. But then, this is Texas

Posted by: Thunderb at January 13, 2014 04:49 AM (zOTsN)

144 A lot of lefties are calling in 'Bridge-ghazi,' clueless about the dishonesty of trying to make a stink about it by naming it after a scandal they ignored.

Posted by: --- at January 13, 2014 08:26 AM (MMC8r)

With the rank ignorance and lack of basic decency of using that term, it's hard not to wish they were all locked in a burning building.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2014 04:50 AM (XZ8Vh)

145 114 webworker at January 13, 2014 08:20 AM (WY3bD)

It was never my intention to impugn your personal integrity. I am sorry to see you go. It's hard for me to agree this is a hive mind, but that is for you to judge.

The topic you are not mentioning is a rather acidic one, that has data sets and as Vic showed a form of paper trail. We receive enough fire from our "superiors" who actually had members extant that were in the organization I mentioned in the era I would imagine would have had to have been in play during the time we were speaking of. Nobody wants you to leave that I know of, and if my response hurt you personally or was too pointed for a response or request I acknowledge I had personally impugned you I again apologize.

Please reconsider,
Sven

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 13, 2014 04:50 AM (TE35l)

146 141 I wish I was kidding. You might recall that TFG already waived submitting documentation of income when signing up for 404Care.

"We'll take your word for it."

This is merely the next step.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 04:51 AM (cHZB7)

147 Great. Less than two hours at work and they've managed to piss me off. Imagine how smoothly this company would run if we...oh I don't know...communicated with each other? And our California branch didn't treat us like pieces of shit? Fuck.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 04:51 AM (osdNx)

148 I'm of two minds on Christie. On one hand, I think he should be blasting the treasonous MFM for ignoring the dog-eating crackhead's numerous crimes and misdemeanors while chowing down on "Bridgegate" like Meggy Mac on a tub of Chicken McNuggets.

On the other hand, I'm glad to see the fat fuck learn that smooching Barky's ass doesn't help him at all. FOAD, you nickelfucking pantload.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2014 08:24 AM (zF6Iw)

That exactly summarizes my opinion.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2014 04:52 AM (XZ8Vh)

149 Our packed theater erupted in applause at the end, hadn't seen that in 40 years. One older woman at the end of the row would not get up from her seat she was crying so hard. Thinking that she might have lost someone over there made my eyes water again.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 13, 2014 04:52 AM (cK0tU)

150 GILLETT, Ark. (AP) Â— It's voters like Jammy Turner who give Republicans hope of ending an Arkansas political dynasty and taking control of the U.S. Senate this fall.

Turner, among the hundreds who attended the annual "Coon Supper" on Saturday in this town about 100 miles southeast of Little Rock, said he respects Democratic Sen. Mark Pryor, who want a third term. But Turner supports Republican Tom Cotton, a freshman congressman who says Pryor's ties to President Barack Obama make him the wrong senator for Arkansas.

Oh noes! Poor widdle babies. The MFM must do everything it can to save the day for the Dims

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2014 04:52 AM (1Jaio)

151 good morning dangergirl! don't give them the power

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 45 days until spring training at January 13, 2014 04:53 AM (u8GsB)

152 Excellent. A mere statement of fact. Whereas, "good morning" would be an opinion. Posted by: Sean Bannion, Designated Curmudgeon in lieu of Vic at January 13, 2014 08:41 AM (MPIX5) True.

By the way, I'm pretty sure I'm going Army CID Reserve. Spoke to some recruiters last week.

Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2014 04:53 AM (659DL)

153 "Barky Ham-Hands on His Websites of Gloom, Despair and Agony" would make a great series of reports on MSNB-Hee-Haw (per Larry Rlder), if they were interested in truly competing during a ratings' sweeps month.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 13, 2014 04:54 AM (HsTG8)

154

>>>Very early 80's when we pulled into Haifa.

If you don't mind me asking, what year/ship? Possible we were in port at around the same time.

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 04:56 AM (3ZtZW)

155 By the way, I'm pretty sure I'm going Army CID Reserve. Spoke to some recruiters last week. Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2014 08:53 AM (659DL)

I didn't think you'd get a deal like that. It's hard to get into.

Congrats.

But...remember....

You can't spell "wimp" without "MP"

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 04:56 AM (MPIX5)

156 BTW Reid killed the Iran sanction bill. Move on, nothing to see here.....

Posted by: lindafell at January 13, 2014 04:57 AM (PGO8C)

157 Lol at DOJ investigating Christie over misuse of the Sandy slushfund. Haha! Fuck you Christie! How's Obama's dick taste, piggy?

Posted by: mugiwara at January 13, 2014 04:58 AM (W7ffl)

158 I didn't think you'd get a deal like that. It's hard to get into. Congrats. But...remember.... You can't spell "wimp" without "MP" Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 08:56 AM (MPIX5) There's a specific recruiting program going on for two years. I'd go to MP AIT, but woudn't have to do any time as an actual MP. Straight to CID school.

Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2014 04:59 AM (659DL)

159 Goooood morning, all! What fresh hell will today bring?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 04:59 AM (4df7R)

160 Oh, wait - I was there more mid-80s. USS Nitro

Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitts at January 13, 2014 04:59 AM (3ZtZW)

161 Today's celebrity birthdays:

Charles Nelson Reilly (nowhere near a closet)

http://youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 05:00 AM (yh0zB)

162 There's a specific recruiting program going on for two years. I'd go to MP AIT, but woudn't have to do any time as an actual MP. Straight to CID school. Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2014 08:59 AM (659DL)

When you get your official photo taken, you'll be wearing MP brass.

So...MP.

The sole mission of the Military Police - whether in peace or in combat - is to stop people from having fun. ;-)

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 05:01 AM (MPIX5)

163 151 good morning dangergirl! don't give them the power Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 45 days until spring training at January 13, 2014 08:53 AM (u8GsB) Good morning phoenixgirl! I try but it ain't easy. Basically, we have products here that need making. My production scheduler calls and says he can't get a ticket to print, which confuses me because I know for damn sure I put in a formula last week. So I go look, there's my formula and it's been canceled by the VP in Cali. No notification, no reason why. They do this ALL THE TIME. Then everyone is stuck. Instead of doing what makes sense and canceling the formula then sending out a quick email that says, hey guys, I did this because x, y, z, instead we're all here clueless and have to wait three hours for the guy to get to his office in CA before we can do anything. All the time, no communication. They transfered a bunch of products from the CA plant here to TX but no one thought it would be smart to inform purchasing that they need new raw materials shipped to TX so we go to make the stuff and boom can't. It is so frustrating. /work rant

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 05:02 AM (osdNx)

164 18 One of my moron (and not in a good way) friends decided to live Facebook the golden globes last night. But not with interesting or informative comments. My FB page is filled with this this morning. No insult to your friend but she sounds like she's 13.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2014 05:02 AM (DoZD+)

165 Btw, I liked Emma Watson's dress. (No, I didn't watch the awards. It was the top headline on Yahoo "news" this morning.)

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2014 05:03 AM (DoZD+)

166 Among all his other well known accomplishments most will recall that Sharon is famous for creating the settlements and also forcing the hard-to-defend Gaza settlers to leave, when he tried to make a deal with the Palestinians later in life. The Atlantic has a first person account of the Gaza mess. http://bit.ly/1m2PeBa

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 05:03 AM (F58x4)

167 CID was synonymous to "Narc" in my experience. I'm sure they do plenty of other things, but what we knew them for was sending a new kid into the unit/barracks, who was undercover CID, and who would then buy weed from/smoke hash with whoever in the Unit was into that stuff and then one day a shit load of MP's would come by and drag a handful of guys out to begin their prosecution under UCMJ. They were not beloved.

Posted by: Licolntf at January 13, 2014 05:04 AM (ZshNr)

168 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2014 08:22 AM (7kkQJ)

If you are still here, I would appreciate it greatly if you would commend my wife Barbara to your prayer circle. She is gracefully battling late stage cancer and we go in for a test result review today.

Thanks for your contributions here. H

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2014 05:04 AM (o3MSL)

169 What did you do with the lotion in your AoS complimentary gift bag when you joined? Hell, it's a gallon jug.

Posted by: Case at January 13, 2014 07:36 AM (wf3Kt)

That was lotion?

(I thought it was pudding...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 05:05 AM (yh0zB)

170 If you are still here, I would appreciate it greatly if you would commend my wife Barbara to your prayer circle. She is gracefully battling late stage cancer and we go in for a test result review today.

Thanks for your contributions here. H

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2014 09:04 AM (o3MSL)

i hate that disease with the concentrated heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 05:06 AM (yh0zB)

171 CID was synonymous to "Narc" in my experience. I'm sure they do plenty of other things, but what we knew them for was sending a new kid into the unit/barracks, who was undercover CID, and who would then buy weed from/smoke hash with whoever in the Unit was into that stuff and then one day a shit load of MP's would come by and drag a handful of guys out to begin their prosecution under UCMJ. They were not beloved.

Yeah.

As a former Company Commander (twice), and Battalion XO, I'm totally OK with that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 05:07 AM (MPIX5)

172 CID stands for Cocksucker in Disquise

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 13, 2014 05:08 AM (jsWA8)

173 (I thought it was pudding...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 09:05 AM (yh0zB)

But I'm sure you have the softest marbles amongst the Horde!

Unless you ate it.

You didn't eat it...did you?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 05:08 AM (MPIX5)

174 No insult to your friend but she sounds like she's 13. Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2014 09:02 AM (DoZD+) She's a 40 year old spoiled rotten brat so yeah, that is about right. We met when we were very wee lasses. If I would have met her later in life, we wouldn't be friends. I don't interact with her often.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 05:08 AM (osdNx)

175 Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2014 09:04 AM (o3MSL) You have my prayers as well.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 05:10 AM (osdNx)

176 Drudge is still trying to remind Democrats that despite decades of anti-insurance company rhetoric, its the Obama/Reid/Pelosi fascists who are laboring mightily to send Uncle Sugar's taxpayer money into the pockets of insurance company execs. Question: should the word "Hypocrite" carry "Democrat as an alternative definition? http://bit.ly/1kxNLaD

Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 05:10 AM (F58x4)

177 With those two unfunny ex SNL whores doing the hosting I was watching an "interview" with them the other day with Amy Poeler (?) telling "jokes" and befuddled with how not funny she was.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2014 05:10 AM (DoZD+)

178 Best part of the Golden Globes: Swag bag galoshes for wading in raw sewage.

The red carpet can no longer hide Hollywood's blemishes.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2014 05:10 AM (TKFmG)

179 As a former enlisted man whose military experience was closer to F-Troop/Stripes than to Officer and a Gentleman, I am sworn to the dark side. Screwing with MP's is my sacred duty. The worst was that they would "turn" one or two guys, and those guys would stay with the unit after everyone else had been Chaptered out. Also not beloved.

Posted by: Licolntf at January 13, 2014 05:11 AM (ZshNr)

180 Posted by: DangerGirl at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (osdNx)

Thank you! H

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2014 05:11 AM (o3MSL)

181 156 >> BTW Reid killed the Iran sanction bill. Move on, nothing to see here.....

And do you know why, lindafell? Because at least 59 Senators are already in favor of this bill (and probably more). So the sorry ass m*****rf****r refuses to let it come to a vote. FOAD, Dingy you piece of shit.

Greatest deliberative body in the world, my ass. Reid's fiefdom, it should be called.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 05:12 AM (cHZB7)

182 The AoSHQ Lifestyle is making inroads in Iran, of all places: < a href= https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/blogs/lifestyle/9136-iranian-man-goes-60-years-without-a-bath> see here. </a>

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 13, 2014 05:12 AM (9F2c1)

183 SHOT Show starts tomorrow.

Posted by: joncelli at January 13, 2014 05:13 AM (RD7QR)

184 Sorry about the long web address, tried to bitly it but bitly has been banned, and apparently I suck at HTML.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at January 13, 2014 05:14 AM (9F2c1)

185 Good morning Daywalkers. No school today! Only two more days of my winter semester class. Unfortunately, that means I will have to housewife today AND LIKE IT.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 05:14 AM (N/cFh)

186 The AoSHQ Lifestyle is making inroads in Iran, of all places

"The man eats dead animals, and his most prized possession is his pipe, which is 3 inches in diameter, in which he smokes animal dung. Amoo Hadji lives in a stone shack built for him by his neighbours and he rests in a hole in the ground resembling a grave."

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 05:14 AM (MPIX5)

187 Cyd>CID Morning all. http://tinyurl.com/lbwju2y

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 13, 2014 05:15 AM (LSJmV)

188 Beautiful women with khaki shorts and guns everywhere.
And a look on their faces of "I'm alive" that just lit up an area of about twenty foot in any direction from them.

And did I mention the guns?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2014 08:34 AM (GcYmn)

89/90, USS Forrestal. The Garden of Gethsemane looks just like it is supposed to. One of the few spots that does look just like you imagined it would.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 05:15 AM (yh0zB)

189 156. Reid should be made to go to Sharon's funeral and defend this publicly. A personal message from the President who is unable to attend because .... Iran and Bridgegate.

Posted by: gracepmc at January 13, 2014 05:16 AM (rznx3)

190 Posted by: MTF at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (F58x4)

Another example of actions and words:

We need affordable health care so the first three things we need to do are 1) make all insurance more expensive with higher deductibles and fewer choices, 2)regulate the heck out of the insurance industry so that it becomes unprofitable in any normal market sense, and 3) payoff the insurance industry with taxpayer dollars (dollars that left in the hands of citizens could have paid for the old insurance plans).

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2014 05:16 AM (o3MSL)

191 I was watching an "interview" with them the other day with Amy Poeler (?) telling "jokes" and befuddled with how not funny she was.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 13, 2014 09:10 AM (DoZD+)

I think the trained seals who watch that garbage (apologies to the mammals who live in the sea for that derogatory comparison) are conditioned to just laugh with as much conscious "thinking" involved as when they breathe.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2014 05:16 AM (XZ8Vh)

192 Unless you ate it.

You didn't eat it...did you?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 09:08 AM (MPIX5)

Hell no. I'm a Moron, not a moron.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 05:16 AM (yh0zB)

193 Nood, and CBD didn't share.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at January 13, 2014 05:17 AM (N/cFh)

194 CID stands for Cocksucker in Disquise Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 13, 2014 09:08 AM (jsWA

Haha, nice. I'll remember that one....and try not to live up to it.

Posted by: Mainah at January 13, 2014 05:18 AM (659DL)

195 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2014 09:12 AM (cHZB7)

I am positive the Founders would have approved all this as being in line with what they really meant when they wrote the Constitution with the added benefit of being far superior to the likes of King George III's rule.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 13, 2014 05:19 AM (o3MSL)

196 Haha, nice. I'll remember that one....and try not to live up to it.

One man's cocksucker is another man's hero.

Unless you're Barney Frank. Then they're the same thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 13, 2014 05:19 AM (MPIX5)

197 Bigsby
"Oh, wait - I was there more mid-80s. USS Nitro"

Joseph Hewes (FF-107

during that time frame. (83-8

and made several visits to the Med during that period.

And I seem to remember us being near you guys on several occasions.

And prior to that, I spent a little time over there on Joseph Hewes (FF-1089) from 78-81.

And LaSalle (AGF-3) from 94-97, and 2000-2003.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2014 05:19 AM (GcYmn)

198 The disquise is the dork clothes we give extra money to buy because investigators can't be bothered with rank and what not.

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 13, 2014 05:20 AM (jsWA8)

199 "The man eats dead animals, and his most prized possession is his pipe, which is 3 inches in diameter, in which he smokes animal dung. Amoo Hadji lives in a stone shack built for him by his neighbours and he rests in a hole in the ground resembling a grave." Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 09:14 AM (MPIX5) Sounds more like eco-tard paradise in post-Obamite America.

Posted by: real joe at January 13, 2014 05:21 AM (xXhgd)

200 "89/90, USS Forrestal. The Garden of Gethsemane looks just like it is supposed to. One of the few spots that does look just like you imagined it would."

I have said many times that if I were forced to give up my country, that I would hope that Israel would take me.

Everything from the land to the people truly seem to hold a special place in Gods heart.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2014 05:25 AM (GcYmn)

201 Why do I get the feeling that these "losses" being suffered by casinos are the same kind of "losses" that prevent movie studios from ever turning a profit?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 13, 2014 05:32 AM (ZshNr)

202 RE Sven 10077 at January 13, 2014 08:50 AM (TE35l) Sven, you still there? (What am I saying?) I appreciate your reply. Honestly, when at first it was just you, I wasn't concerned. When others seemed to confirm and amplify what I considered misrepresentation, that's when I became concerned, hence my "group mentality" comment. Memes can spread like wildfire. I'm well aware of the acidity of the topic. An ex-bro-in-law used to joke, in his thick Ecuadorian accent, "the problem with stereotypes is, some blacks DO have rhythm, some Irish ARE drunks..." and he would roll on with one after another until I think he hit everybody. Most white boys CAN'T dance or jump. (It's okay if I say it.)

Anyway, alas, some rich white Republicans were bigots, and some Democrats were on the side of right. And that's well documented, too. Not saying it was the whole picture on the national scale. The original question was, what was a "Conservative Democrat," and since I knew some, back when the species still existed, I talked about 'em. Doesn't mean I'm unaware of the general patterns of misrepresentation of history re Dems v Repubs regarding race in the South. I never said anything about quitting AoS (even if some might wish it, I suppose). I just meant I won't venture trying to relate my experience on that topic again. Even though, um, it looks like I just did. But you know I was serious about reputation being all one has. There was a "conservative" dust bowl era Democrat base which characterized Oklahoma until the days of Goldwater, Gov Bellmon, and in no small part my own dad's political work. Oklahoma has become the Republicanist of the true-blue states because the Oklahoma Republicans quit being RINOs (as we'd say today) interested more in the profits of politicking, and became more conservative and interested in winning elections on principle. This transformation of the state, mostly in my lifetime, is one thing that gives me hope for the nation. Thanks again, Sven. Now go outside and play. I'm going to.

Posted by: webworker at January 13, 2014 05:38 AM (ZhNCB)

203 199 "The man eats dead animals, and his most prized possession is his pipe, which is 3 inches in diameter, in which he smokes animal dung. Amoo Hadji lives in a stone shack built for him by his neighbours and he rests in a hole in the ground resembling a grave." Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 13, 2014 09:14 AM (MPIX5) Sounds more like eco-tard paradise in post-Obamite America. Posted by: real joe at January 13, 2014 09:21 AM (xXhgd) Sounds like a barely-edible hobo to me.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 13, 2014 05:42 AM (LIQGY)

204 Mindful Webworker,

I got called by Lad from school...he has the flu so my time actually doing something got curtailed.

All the best,
sven

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 13, 2014 06:26 AM (TE35l)

205 Today's celebrity birthdays: Charles Nelson Reilly (nowhere near a closet) http://youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 13, 2014 09:00 AM (yh0zB) I left this in the comment section: [l]Sid and Marty Krofft were the only persons in all of recorded time who could harness the pure awesomeness of Charles Nelson Reilly. The Match Game and Hollywood Squares were mere containment fields that worked for only a brief time. Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood learned at his feet. Charles Bronson was named after him. We need another 'fun facts' thread. This might be a start. Cob loggers?

Posted by: Cupcake Wars at January 13, 2014 09:28 AM (3sZO1)

206 Damnit!! Let me go get some scrubbing pads for my knees. I'm assuming the barrel needs a good scrub...

Posted by: Bill H at January 13, 2014 09:30 AM (3sZO1)

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