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March 21, 2014

Top Headline Comments 3-21-14
— Gabriel Malor

FRIDAY!!

Hawaii law allows undercover police officers to have sex with prostitutes.

Daily Caller's Alax Pappa's had a sit down with Sen. Paul. Among a great deal of discussion about civil liberties and the NSA, he'd like folks to know that he does not have identical positions as his father.

Obama at Democratic fundraiser: "In midterms, we get clobbered."

I just this week came across this. Why didn't somebody tell me?

Have a great weekend.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:49 AM | Comments (355)
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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, March 21, 2014. On this day in 1556 the Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas Cranmer, was burned at the stake as a heretic. The problem was that he was archbishop with Henry VIII and helped with the annulment of his marriages and the split from the Roman Catholics. When Mary I came to the throne in 1552 she restored England to Roman Catholicism and become known as "Bloody Mary", executing Protestants right and left. These are the kinds of things that led the founders to call for freedom of religion in the US.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:50 AM (T2V/1)

2 DAY 500 963 to go (1,037 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 02:50 AM (olDqf)

3 The Democrat front group known as the AMA has found another little piece of crap in the Obamacide law, which they supported. This one could stick health care people with the bills if the patient quits paying their premiums. Gee it hurts when a law that you supported gores your own ox doesn't it. But if you want to get rid of those fleas that are eating you alive, then quit getting in bed with stray dogs. But hey, wasn't this the way it was "before" Obamacide anyway and doctors/hospitals just passed those costs on to the insurance companies that covered other patients?

http://tinyurl.com/ns885c8

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:50 AM (T2V/1)

4 Morons beware, there is a group of criminals out there posing as IRS agents who are calling people and demanding payment for taxes "owed". Be sure to read this article and pass it on. So far they have hit 20,000 people (known) and bilked for over $1M.

http://tinyurl.com/nl5gj7y

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:51 AM (T2V/1)

5 Teacher blasts NYC commie mayor for closing down successful Harlem Charter School. What are the odds that she voted for this asshole? I would say pretty damn good. Next time read the fine print before voting.

http://tinyurl.com/pnoqtwt

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:51 AM (T2V/1)

6 Man you guys are fast! Now if only I didn't have a QM test in a few hours...

Posted by: .87c at March 21, 2014 02:51 AM (qZPXs)

7 Nursing student on WOF (Wifey's favorite TV program) wins $45K guessing puzzle with only two letters showing.

http://tinyurl.com/p7yk27u

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:51 AM (T2V/1)

8 Corrupt Obamanite ATF thugs issued a subpoena by Issa the camera grabber after stonewalling on another thuggish operation to kill the second amendment has created flaps all over the country.

"I have no choice today but to issue the enclosed subpoena," he wrote to ATF Director B. Todd Jones. "... The time for hollow promises is over.

B. Todd Jones is yet another Obama appointee who was handily confirmed by the Senate. The problem was once again the Republicans in the Senate were stabbed in the back by the usual round of RINOs and DIABLOs in the Senate on cloture.

Â… the key was an earlier cloture vote that squeaked by with 60 votes only after Sen. Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, agreed to change her position and a delay to give Sen. Heidi Heitkamp, D-N.D., time to return to Washington, The Washington Post reported.

Snip

The other Republicans who voted for cloture were Sens. Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, Susan Collins of Maine, Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Mark Kirk of Illinois and John McCain of Arizona, the Post said.

When I first saw this toad I figured it was a case of Republicans voting to confirm least they be accused of "racism" because this asshole is black. But after looking up news on the confirmation I find that it's just another case of the usual. This is a damn good indication of how many Republicans over 60 we need to get real stuff done. And also a good list of Republicans that need to be primaried.

http://tinyurl.com/pcybpb7

http://tinyurl.com/pywzlo3

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:51 AM (T2V/1)

9 The UN has issued a "report" criticizing Iran for persecution of Christians. I am not impressed, but maybe it is a start (but I will not hold my breath).

http://tinyurl.com/q72cq5e

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:52 AM (T2V/1)

10 So the Police are out there protecting Hawaii from those vicious prostitutes?

And they can f**k them so they can entrap them.

Well at least they're not shooting them or their dog.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 02:52 AM (LSDdO)

11 More lawfare from the Muzzies. It is damn to easy to sue in this country for stupid shit. And yes, we are rapidly becoming Great Britain.

http://tinyurl.com/npd348g

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:52 AM (T2V/1)

12 1 Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2014 06:50 AM (T2V/1) Bloody Mary is the-- girl I love, bum-bum-bum-bum Bloody Mary is the-- girl I love, bum-bum-bum-bum Bloody Mary is the-- girl I love, Now ain't that too damn bad!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 02:52 AM (olDqf)

13 RIP Johnny Cash's great niece at 23. She was murdered and stuffed in a trunk.

http://tinyurl.com/pnmy8ve

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:52 AM (T2V/1)

14 Yet another Obama stimulus green project is shown to be a miserable failure and throwing $2.3M into a shit project.

http://tinyurl.com/qf4ohzk

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:52 AM (T2V/1)

15 NYC teen sneaks past sleeping guard, gets a ride to the 88th floor from a union elevator operator, and tours the building all the way to the 104th floor. The guard was non-union and fired. The elevator operator was not.

http://tinyurl.com/poftzdw

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:53 AM (T2V/1)

16 Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2014 06:50 AM (T2V/1)

And why the prods hate the papists.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 02:53 AM (LSDdO)

17 Democrap SOH in IL is pushing for a 3% tax increase for millionaires in IL. When questioned on the data showing it made them leave the State he said, no they love the State. IOW he is a clueless shit. This will place it on the ballot for a referendum vote, so at least people will get to vote on it. I'm sure the FSA and unions will turn out in droves.

http://tinyurl.com/q83aazh

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:53 AM (T2V/1)

18 AZ reporter retracts story on Carney Barker getting questions in advance. I'm sure there was no Chicago style threat made to the reporter.

http://tinyurl.com/obczcuh

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:53 AM (T2V/1)

19 While we are destroying the military with budget cuts this corrupt WH party of the criminally insane is spending $17M a month just advertising Obamacide.

http://tinyurl.com/ohjzb6t

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:54 AM (T2V/1)

20 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 06:50 AM (olDqf)

I've never bothered to check but are you adding an adjective each week/month what?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 02:54 AM (LSDdO)

21 It looks like Noah is going to be a film for both conservatives and religious oriented people to avoid. It apparently is eat up with eco-Nazi shit and doesn't even mention "God" in the film at all. I am sure Cecil B. DeMille is rolling over in his grave. One wonders how they are going to blame the flood on Global Warming when it occurred in what amounts to "pre-history". Maybe Ace will sit through the torture and give us a "review".

http://tinyurl.com/qcs3t8z

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:54 AM (T2V/1)

22 Mike Adams has won a free speech lawsuit against UNC Wilmington. He is a conservative professor and a columnist for Townhall. I am sure that the taxpayers of NC are thrilled. I am thrilled by this win, but I just wish there was some way the actual offenders could be held accountable.

http://tinyurl.com/qcs3t8z

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:54 AM (T2V/1)

23 In the no shit Sherlock category a new book "alleges" that the Obamacide law will result in the end of employer provided health insurance. The Democrats have already admitted that their aim was single payer. What they haven't admitted was their ultimate goal of nationalizing all of the healthcare industry. Once they control paying the doctors, hospitals, and clinics they are only one step away from taking those parts of the infrastructure. And since they will be paying them it will be easy to drive them into bankruptcy "forcing" them to take over.

http://tinyurl.com/pznldtr

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:54 AM (T2V/1)

24 Scankles tell the American Jewish Conference that they should give the "nuclear deal" with Iran a chance before advocating for more sanctions. Unfortunately for her everyone with half a brain knows that the "deal" negotiated by Kerry was basically a surrender and a POS. Unfortunately for us American Jews will continue to largely vote for Democrats despite being screwed by them over and over for the past two or three decades. Warning on the link, there is a massively ugly picture of Scankles there.

http://tinyurl.com/nzy6b4t

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:55 AM (T2V/1)

25 Morning all. Thank G-D it's Friday. I'm on Duty this weekend so play nice everyone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 02:55 AM (t3UFN)

26 Getting over this low-grad bug but still feel like crap. From bowels to sinuses in a week. Oh joy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 02:55 AM (olDqf)

27 Stupid radical liberal Obama judge (court packing) says that a border fence with Mexico will have a disparate impact on poor minorities. I have been waiting a long time for the courts to kill this theory of law because it is total BS. Instead, the radical activists members of the court continue to abuse it. How about this you stupid ignorant scrunt, the damn fence is SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact on those people you are talking about. They are damned illegals violating the law. Would you rule "disparate impact" if arrests for mass murderers were made against white people more than blacks?

http://tinyurl.com/on9fr9h

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:55 AM (T2V/1)

28 The Party of the clueless. A female NC Democrat representing Orange County (Hillsborough) asked a speaker at an Obamacide hearing how many women get prostate cancer.

http://tinyurl.com/pgzllrs

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:55 AM (T2V/1)

29 25 Morning all. Thank G-D it's Friday. I'm on Duty this weekend so play nice everyone Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 06:55 AM (t3UFN) Drop your schvantzes and grab your matzos!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 02:55 AM (olDqf)

30 The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is spending $398,213 on a project studying whether paying male Mexican sex workers for being free of sexually transmitted diseases will increase condom use.

Nice to read shit like this knowing we are so bankrupt we have to kill the military budget. But there is one thing to keep in mind. Odds are overwhelming that if you would actually follow the trail on these useless projects you would find that the money winds up in a political crony's pockets, either an individual or an organization.

http://tinyurl.com/nmqc39t

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:56 AM (T2V/1)

31 And speaking of how easy it is to sue in the US, Muzzies are suing the owners of the Empire State Building for $5M because they were not allowed to do Muzzie "praying" on the observation deck.

http://tinyurl.com/q2vfnm5

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:56 AM (T2V/1)

32
BB reveals a new strategy in CA's "jungle politics" that is likely to spread across the country. They insert fake "conservative" candidates in the Republican Primary to either eliminate the real Republicans, as in CA's very stupid primary rules, or to siphon off votes from the real Republicans. Well BB, this is NOT new. They have been doing this all over the country. Its just that since CA is under total commie control and has been almost forever now, they have fixed the Primary rules to allow them to use dirty tricks to insure they have zero opposition in the general election. If the damned Republicans would observe the tit for tat game theory and use it the Democrats would quit doing this shit.

http://tinyurl.com/ppb2ydf

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:56 AM (T2V/1)

33 As expected, the mass criminal Eric "the Liar" Holden has denied Cruz's request for a special prosecutor in the IRS felonies. Hell, no real loss, because if he were to actually name one, it would be an equally corrupt FOO (friend of Obama) who was the prosecutor and nothing but a whitewash.

http://tinyurl.com/q5j2bn6

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:56 AM (T2V/1)

34 The American Physical Society appears to be reversing its course on the Global Warming Scam.

http://tinyurl.com/pcb8k6a

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:57 AM (T2V/1)

35 IRS employs former cop convicted of FBI snooping

The headline says it all. The IRS has become a criminal empire under Obama and really does need a special prosecutor to get them for multiple felonies and invoke the RICO act.

http://tinyurl.com/oqw32kh

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:57 AM (T2V/1)

Obama at Democratic fundraiser: "In midterms, we get clobbered."

Whatever happened to "the difference is, you've got me," you dog-eating, Reggie-felching crackhead? Hubris is a bitch, ain't it?

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at March 21, 2014 02:57 AM (zF6Iw)

37 20 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 06:50 AM (olDqf) I've never bothered to check but are you adding an adjective each week/month what? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 06:54 AM (LSDdO) No. They're been added based on horde suggestions or some "M" related current event. Like "Mysterious missing Malaysian airplanes"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 02:57 AM (olDqf)

38 And what does an oil pipeline leak have to do with weather? I found this little piece of BS while calling up today's weather on Wunderground. Holy eco-disaster batman, an estimated 10,000 gal of oil (estimated by the EPA so take that with a ton of salt) has leaked from an underground pipeline into a nature preserve in OH. And I am sure that this story has nothing to do with Obama blocking the Keystone Pipeline project <sarc>.

Wunderground used to be a politically neutral site, which is why I preferred it to TWC. It was also more accurate. But last year it was bought out by the WTC and they immediately jumped on the Global Warming scam and have begun tilting heavy to the left. I guess I am going to have to shift to Acu-Weather.

http://tinyurl.com/q2j4jg6

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:57 AM (T2V/1)

39 Nope, can't go to Acu-weather either. Not only are they four-square with the Global Warming scam, but the idiots actually jumped on that ludicrous "study" that said shoreline wind turbines would lessen hurricane damage. Why are all the weather sites all of a sudden going to Democrat shills? I'll bet Soros is in there somewhere.

http://tinyurl.com/nnylsry

Looks like Intellicast is political neutral, don't see any AGW bull shit.

http://tinyurl.com/693g

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:58 AM (T2V/1)

40 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/o79edpx

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:58 AM (T2V/1)

41 Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2014 06:55 AM (T2V/1)

I guarantee you that more men get breast cancer than women get prostate cancer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 02:58 AM (LSDdO)

42 Daily Deals

http://tinyurl.com/psc5zem

That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 02:58 AM (T2V/1)

RE: 22

Your link for the Mike Adams story goes to the Noah review.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 03:00 AM (OJn3e)

44 "Hawaii law allows undercover police officers to have sex with prostitutes." Hawaiian law may allow it but do their wives?

Posted by: Decaf at March 21, 2014 03:00 AM (6PRTl)

45 Vic: use intellicast =>> http://tinyurl.com/lv5yv5u

They do quite well and they load faster cause the initial page is streamlined with only a couple of days forecast. (you can click for more)

they have radar and warnings just like the regulars do. Only less crap and opinion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:03 AM (LSDdO)

46 "I just this week came across this. Why didn't somebody tell me?" Gabe, when was the last time you took your nieces to the movies? An uncle has obligations, you know.

Posted by: Decaf at March 21, 2014 03:03 AM (6PRTl)

47 I just this week came across this. Why didn't somebody tell me?

It has been out for a while. Amazon has the BluRay/DVD combo for $20. I have assumed it was like their other AGW related crap and have avoided it.

But that video looks good. It's a shame that the only way you can get a half-way decent musical anymore is by getting a Disney animation. And even those are coming fewer and fewer.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 03:06 AM (T2V/1)

48 Gabe keeps taking them to the local Carny rides.

He loves them Tea Cups

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:06 AM (LSDdO)

49 All the stuff from Disney is basically a leftist sermon of one degree or another.

I don't bother watching and I sure wouldn't subject any boys to any of their crap.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:07 AM (LSDdO)

50 OH. I've got all mine updated so I can share now.

DON'T FORGET ALL YOU LUDDITES OUT THERE:

AFTER APRIL 8, 2014 MICROSOFT WILL NOT SUPPORT OR SUPPLY UPGRADES FOR ANY VERSION OF WINDOWS XP.

So get updated while the updatings good.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:09 AM (LSDdO)

51 What? Where did everybody gooooooooo?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:10 AM (LSDdO)

52 Okay. It's comment spamming time.

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

(typing that has a nice rhythm to it. rhythm is an odd word isn't it?)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:11 AM (LSDdO)

52: "What? Where did everybody gooooooooo?"

To the ghetooooooooo.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 03:11 AM (Kh+vp)

54 ah.

It's Greek for rhythmos: a regular recurring motion or movement.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:12 AM (LSDdO)

55 Well it was only a matter of time. Jason Collins in the news whining that an opposing team member (who he won't name) made mean comments toward him. Why am I now shocked? And speaking of bb I am out of the running for the million dollar bracket challenge. Dayton knocked me off right off the bat, if they hadn't then Harvard would have and if not them NDSU would have done it......you get the picture.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 21, 2014 03:12 AM (f8cHe)

56 I thought I got disconnected.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:13 AM (LSDdO)

57 But my comments show up so that can't be right.

Everybody had to take a wee at the same time?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:13 AM (LSDdO)

58 41 I guarantee you that more men get breast cancer than women get prostate cancer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 06:58 AM (LSDdO)

Based on observed data that is a "scientific fact".

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 03:14 AM (T2V/1)

59 Nursing student on WOF (Wifey's favorite TV program) wins $45K guessing puzzle with only two letters showing. The "thing" was New Baby Buggy with only the "N" & "E" showing.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:15 AM (NKBxV)

60 28 The Party of the clueless. A female NC Democrat representing Orange County (Hillsborough) asked a speaker at an Obamacide hearing how many women get prostate cancer. Racist. Also, war on women.

Posted by: Your favorite network news babbling idiot at March 21, 2014 03:15 AM (1mtKP)

61 I saw Rolins Band perform Diconnected when opening for The Casutic Acoustics in 92.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at March 21, 2014 03:15 AM (v6cwT)

62 did you see Kobe Bryant claiming that Obama could make the Lakers roster?

Now that's a burn.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:16 AM (LSDdO)

63 But my comments show up so that can't be right. Everybody had to take a wee at the same time? Pixy is just not that into you?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:16 AM (NKBxV)

64 I got the Harvard and Dayton games right, but screwed up the play-in game between XU and NC State, then had XU winning a game, so no perfect bracket.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 03:16 AM (ZshNr)

65 There were so many flipping Obamacare commercials during the Michigan Wofford game that I was happy it was a quick loss for my guys. Couldn't watch any more.

Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2014 03:16 AM (y7PFk)

66 If Reagan's Secret Service codename was RAWHIDE, then one presumes the current President's is something like JUMPSHOT. And his secret Secret Service codename is AIRBALL.

Posted by: Syme at March 21, 2014 03:17 AM (Hb3wi)

67 The Party of the clueless. A female NC Democrat representing Orange County (Hillsborough) asked a speaker at an Obamacide hearing how many women get prostate cancer. Penis envy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:18 AM (NKBxV)

68 67 Brick.

Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2014 03:18 AM (y7PFk)

69 Fixed link for #21 Noah review

http://tinyurl.com/qcs3t8z

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 03:19 AM (T2V/1)

70 I just this week came across this. Why didn't somebody tell me? Because it is generic crap show tune shit.

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 03:19 AM (r7mtu)

71 46 Vic: use intellicast =>> http://tinyurl.com/lv5yv5u

They do quite well and they load faster cause the initial page is streamlined with only a couple of days forecast. (you can click for more)

they have radar and warnings just like the regulars do. Only less crap and opinion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 07:03 AM (LSDdO)

I have already switched to it. Also thinking about downloading their android app.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 03:21 AM (T2V/1)

72 I assume that everything on TV/Cable/Movies will be some sort of advertisement/harangue or sermon in re global warming/ evil capitalists/ big oil/ big war/ men.

OR

a paeon to women/ gays/ blacks.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:21 AM (LSDdO)

73 Anyone hear the 77 year old gal call into Rush's show yesterday with the landing location of the missing 777? "They can't find the plane because it landed on Michele 0bama's ass! That's why they can't find it!"

Posted by: bp_nj at March 21, 2014 03:22 AM (ph70Q)

74 Behind his back, the Secret Service probably has decided his codename is Five Putt. Swallows.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:23 AM (NKBxV)

75 STUFFED CHOCOLATE SURPRISE

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:23 AM (LSDdO)

76 Behind his back, the Secret Service probably has decided his codename is Five Putt. Biden's is Paste.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:24 AM (NKBxV)

77 I crack me up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 03:24 AM (LSDdO)

78 Paste is on the move. Repeat: Paste is on the move.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:25 AM (NKBxV)

79 Not all of the Disney movies are leftist crap. I loved National Treasure and Secondhand Lions as well.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 03:26 AM (T2V/1)

80 New Nic modifier

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:26 AM (LSDdO)

81 I crack me up. Posted by: Bitter Clinger SCS. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:27 AM (NKBxV)

82 New Nic modifier Posted by: Bitter Clinger FLOTUS = Scarecrow

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:28 AM (NKBxV)

83 "What's that you say, the pilots name is Abdul. Forget the bottle of water, I'll have a double scotch."

Posted by: redenzo at March 21, 2014 03:28 AM (WCnJW)

84 The last thing I want to hear are muzzie prayers on a tall building in NYC. These people never give a fuck bout anyone else but themselves.

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 03:28 AM (r7mtu)

85 Yeah I suppose but it's a crap shoot. I don't like Netflix and the local Blockbuster closed.

Sure I could stream them but I can't get my computer and TV to give me a good picture.

So I just show up here to torment and be tormented.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:28 AM (LSDdO)

86 FLOTUS = Scarecrow

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 07:28 AM (NKBxV)

Strapon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2014 03:31 AM (zF6Iw)

87 A New York Court of Appeals has ruled that two teachers can have sex in a classroom without penalty (at least when kiddies aren't around). Especially if they both are hot(ish) wimminz:

http://nypost.com/2014/03/20/ topless-tryst-teachers-to-get-their-jobs-back/

(take out space between slash-y thing and "topless")

Also, Moooo-celle, her Momma and the Spawn are having a great time in China. Thanks to teh taxpayers, of course.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 21, 2014 03:31 AM (jiM5S)

88 Strapon. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Ouch. Mark left.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 03:32 AM (NKBxV)

89 Lawrence "Torquemada" Walsh, room temperature at 102. Rest in Piss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 03:32 AM (olDqf)

90 I admire the self restraint of the young man in the health care video. If I would have been asked that question, I woyld have laughed then slapped the shit out of that dumb bint.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 03:32 AM (Ryac4)

91 The Hollywood Reporter with a piece about how "family values-loving" China loves Michelle Obama. @THR: Michelle Obama's 'Mom in Chief' Image a Smash Hit With Chinese Media http://t.co/OTprUJP1VP Yeah. China just loves them some baby girls.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 21, 2014 03:34 AM (DmNpO)

92 Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 07:28 AM (r7mtu)

Sorry if you live there.

It took 13 f**king years to rebuild the towers. That originally took 4 years to build two of them.

Now THAT'S UNIONS.

And then they let a Mosque be built nearby.

You may not deserve hearing that call to prayer but most of your neighbors do.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:34 AM (LSDdO)

Behind his back, the Secret Service probably has decided his codename is Five Putt.

Or Foot Wedge.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 21, 2014 03:34 AM (BrQrN)

94 And speaking of how easy it is to sue in the US, Muzzies are suing the owners of the Empire State Building for $5M because they were not allowed to do Muzzie "praying" on the observation deck.

http://tinyurl.com/q2vfnm5

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2014 06:56 AM (T2V/1)
===========

Heck, if it were up to me I'd build 'em a special "prayer deck" jutting out of the side of the building at the very top. I'd also have it hinged for "easy cleaning".

Posted by: Nighthawk at March 21, 2014 03:34 AM (OtQXp)

95 Lets kick everyone out of GOP elective offices after they turn 60. Heck, 55. Just. Go. Home. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make sure my XP is fully updated.

Posted by: MTF at March 21, 2014 03:35 AM (F58x4)

96 I got a deal...the Chinamen get to keep Mooch and her chillrun and we get to zero out our debt to the Maoists. Okie Dokie?

Posted by: IrishEd at March 21, 2014 03:36 AM (D0NZx)

97 Hawaii law allows undercover police officers to have sex with prostitutes. navycopjoe seen dancing in the streets.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 03:36 AM (doBIb)

98 27. While the competition is admittedly keen, the Obama administration's multiple application of "disparate impact" theories to impose a host of unpopular policies on the nation will be among the worst injuries this administration inflicts on the nation.

The current frontrunner for me is the EEOC directive that relying on a felony conviction in making a hiring decision can have a "disparate impact" on minorities and therefore employers bear the burden of showing a close linkage between the essential functions of the job and the crime the applicant was convicted of.

Think about that. By its own apparent disparate prosecution of minorities, the government creates a protected sub-class -- minorities the government has convicted of crimes -- and then bars other citizens from attaching any meaning to the government's own action.

Through the looking glass we are.

Posted by: Powderhouse Rules at March 21, 2014 03:37 AM (YBusZ)

99 88 The last thing I want to hear are muzzie prayers on a tall building in NYC. These people never give a fuck bout anyone else but themselves. Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 07:28 AM (r7mtu) In NYC during Jewish holidays, we have a phenomenon known as "mitzvah tanks," essentially RV's with loudspeakers that blare Jewish music exhorting the lapsed Yids to get right with G-d. Normally, I find them somewhat annoying so I will ask the Lubavitchers to park them in front of that mosque and blast away some "Hava Nagila." That and open up a bbq joint and roast a few hogs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 03:37 AM (olDqf)

100 Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 07:36 AM (doBIb)

Not too many SP's doing undercover.

And in that case it really would be UNDERCOVER.

(get it. nudge nudge, wink wink know what I mean, know what I mean)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:38 AM (LSDdO)

101 Wait, so Secret Service members are drawn from the Hawaiian police force?

I did not know that.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 21, 2014 03:39 AM (Gk3SS)

102 That frozen video triggered me and I had to punch someone. Then I had to go fill out a bracket and I don't even care about March Madness.

Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2014 03:40 AM (IQU8i)

103 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (olDqf) You'll love this. I went to m y mother's assisted living place last Sunday. For Purim they had a Chabad Rebbi there singing and dancing and reading the Maggila. And guess who had to read and chant the prayers before and after the reading? And they made me put on Tefillin. My wife took video and pics and is blackmailing me with them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 03:42 AM (t3UFN)

104 I feel a microaggressive trigger impulse about to disparately impact me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:42 AM (LSDdO)

105 102 Posted by: Powderhouse Rules at March 21, 2014 07:37 AM (YBusZ)

According to the EEOC's own policy it is supposed to an 80/20 rule before a plaintiff has to show anything. IOW, if some test or policy hits a protected specie 80% of the time then the plaintiff must show a valid reason for the policy to avoid the disparate impact crap.

The Obamanite crime syndicate is ignoring that policy and not one member of the press ever says a single damn thing about it. And the entire POS theory is a made up invention of the courts to begin with.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 03:43 AM (T2V/1)

106 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:42 AM (t3UFN)

Oy vey!

I almost plotzed!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:43 AM (LSDdO)

107 >>> I just this week came across this. Why didn't somebody tell me? She (the actress) wants to pay more taxes, Gabe.

Posted by: fluffy at March 21, 2014 03:44 AM (Ua6T/)

108 "if some test or policy hits a protected specie 80% of the time"

Now that's just racist right there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:44 AM (LSDdO)

109 112 "if some test or policy hits a protected specie 80% of the time"

Now that's just racist right there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:44 AM (LSDdO)

Yes it is because as we no the only real unprotected specie there is now is a White Christian Male of European ancestry. It allows them to assure that disparate impact can never be applied to white Christians.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 03:46 AM (T2V/1)

110 I'm not white. I'm pigmentally retarded.

*Wait that's not right.*

I'm adversely toned. OR I'm under melanined.

I've been genetically deprived. (or is it depraved?)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:50 AM (LSDdO)

111 We don't need the A-10 because, as Czar Putin has shown, ground troops are so passÃ©, but we sure needs us this (the AF's answer to high speed rail):

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nvqmo3r"

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 03:52 AM (o3MSL)

112 Them whites is powerful bad folks. Look at all the disparate impacts that have to be heaped on them to keep them from being successful.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:52 AM (LSDdO)

113 Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 07:52 AM (o3MSL)

That's so's the apologies can get there faster.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 03:53 AM (LSDdO)

114 We're all hispanic socialists now.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2014 03:56 AM (wf3Kt)

115 If it hasn't been mentioned already, let me just say I sometimes criticize the producers of South Park for their recent seasons, which appear to be them just phoning it in.

In their defense however, with stories like the cops getting to have sex with prostitutes, it's getting harder and harder for them to find stories they can make fun of by taking it to the extreme... because the extreme has become reality.

Next thing we'll hear is some folks legitimately recommending people kill the parents of their enemies and cook them in chili.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 03:56 AM (BeSEI)

116 Good morning, Horde. I not only didn't have a heart attack on the run yesterday, but I bettered my time by one minute, 38 seconds. So that's done. I never have to run on my messed up knee ever again.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 03:57 AM (N/cFh)

117 Unless I'm being chased. Anywhere but Maryland (no cc).

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 03:57 AM (N/cFh)

118 Next thing we'll hear is some folks legitimately recommending people kill the parents of their enemies and cook them in chili.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 07:56 AM (BeSEI)

You must be a racist if you don't approve of long pig!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 03:58 AM (o3MSL)

119 Yeah, because I never executed anyone. Evah!

Posted by: zombie henry viii at March 21, 2014 03:59 AM (hn5v5)

120 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 07:57 AM (N/cFh)

Way to go Gingy, but you can't outrun the socialist democrats in MD!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 03:59 AM (o3MSL)

121 In NYC during Jewish holidays, we have a phenomenon known as "mitzvah tanks," essentially RV's with loudspeakers You are doing it wrong. You need M1 Abrahams headed to muzzie neighborhoods...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 04:00 AM (NKBxV)

122 rhythm is an odd word isn't it?)

Two syllables and only one vowel?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 04:00 AM (8mpcy)

123 Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 08:00 AM (8mpcy) Mnemonic is another goofy word that I can't spell or pronounce.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 21, 2014 04:03 AM (X+nFp)

124 117 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 07:53 AM (LSDdO)

They've developed a special payload to accommodate a ream of Dept of State letterhead documents so they can provide effective air-dropped (no boots on the ground) mass delivery apologies quickly.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 04:03 AM (o3MSL)

125 122 -

These days of course, we start with the assumption I am rayciss, and work our way back from there. If we get that far.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 04:04 AM (BeSEI)

126 Well it was only a matter of time. Jason Collins in the news whining that an opposing team member (who he won't name) made mean comments toward him. Why am I now shocked?

Posted by: Molly k. at March 21, 2014 07:12 AM (f8cHe)

If they said he plays like a pussy, I'd call that an objective assessment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 04:05 AM (8mpcy)

127 Vic, Cranmer is a lousy martyr for religious liberty as he himself had men burned for heresy. He was executed for treason, just as he actively connived the execution of others for treason. But that was in another country, and besides the wench is dead...

Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2014 04:05 AM (wdHQo)

128 Mnemonic is another goofy word that I can't spell or pronounce.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 21, 2014 08:03 AM (X+nFp)

Well, it could be spelled as Kneemonic!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 04:05 AM (o3MSL)

129 I guess the debris floating out in the ocean was nothing more than garbage thrown off a cruise ship.

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2014 04:06 AM (wf3Kt)

130 Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 08:05 AM (o3MSL) At least then my silly ass could pronounce it. Although I can't ever remember NEEDING to pronounce it so, to hell with it.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 21, 2014 04:07 AM (X+nFp)

131 131 Vic,

Cranmer is a lousy martyr for religious liberty as he himself had men burned for heresy. He was executed for treason, just as he actively connived the execution of others for treason.

But that was in another country, and besides the wench is dead...

Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2014 08:05 AM (wdHQo)

I didn't figure him as a Saint since he helped Henry VIII cut off the heads of innocent women just because he could not deliver a buy child.

But my point still stands, this is one of the main reasons the founders included the part about the federal government and religion in the first amendment.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 04:10 AM (T2V/1)

132 Treasury Assistant Secretary for Tax Policy Mark Mazur, who announced the employer mandate delay in a blog post, told the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee that he didn't remember anyone considering the legal basis for the delay.

Posted by: George ("Taxman") Harrison at March 21, 2014 04:11 AM (e8kgV)

133 Tea Party Write in Crushes PA state senate election.

http://tinyurl.com/qx5mjrp

"..and hell's coming with me." (Wyatt Erp, also, God)

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:11 AM (x3YFz)

134 Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2014 08:05 AM (wdHQo)

You haven't hung around some old country Protestants lately then.

Me I don't care about the f**king pope.

My MOM however had a thing (from her family (scots/ german) I guess) about Catholics.

Now that's some hate and discontent to feel that way after 300 years.

Of course, Bloody Mary kind of IMPRESSED that feeling on a lot of Protestants. I guess that happens when you watch your friends go up in smoke.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 04:12 AM (LSDdO)

135 Lawrence "Torquemada" Walsh, room temperature at 102.

Rest in Piss.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2014 07:32 AM (olDqf)

Levin was outstanding last night talking about what a dickwhistle Repuke he was. I thought it was hilarious how the grandstanding donks having their show trial of Ollie North effectively fucked Captain Ahab Walsh from coming after him because of double jeopardy. I had no idea that he was such a major fuckup on security matters though; that was a real eye opener. Now he's being tortured by the barbed cock of Satan when it isn't shredding Phelps' anus. Who will be #3?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 04:12 AM (8mpcy)

136 Obama at Democratic fundraiser: "In midterms, we get clobbered." Whatever happened to "the difference is, you've got me," you dog-eating, Reggie-felching crackhead? Hubris is a bitch, ain't it? Barkey is just teeing up his argument for the coming ass beating.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at March 21, 2014 04:12 AM (48v2z)

137 Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 21, 2014 08:07 AM (X+nFp)

Coach: "Son, you are failing English, and unless you improve you'll have to be dropped off the team. But the English department has decided that since you are critical to the team if you can get one letter correct spelling out a word they'll give you a C."

Player: "OK coach, what's the word?"

Coach: "The word is coffee."

Player thinks and thinks, then says: "K-A-U-P-H-Y!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 04:12 AM (o3MSL)

138 Say, what are the requirements to be a cop in Hawaii?

Posted by: Wm Jeff Clinton at March 21, 2014 04:13 AM (48v2z)

139 So, is it your suggestion that we all pack up and move to Hawaii and become police officers?

I'm skeptical we can pull that off.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 04:15 AM (BZAd3)

140 138 -

That's the thing though, most likely none of us is old enough to have seen any of our kin go up in smoke. So unless you are... say, a generation or two removed from the atrocity in question, you're allowing yourself to be a Hatfield to somebody else's McCoy.

At some point you have to let it go.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2014 04:16 AM (BeSEI)

141 lol Gabe.

Great disney song.

We'll be sending you your complimentary pair of yoga pants and if you have trouble using your Man Card at any establishments, it's because we've put a temporary lock on it, pending review.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:16 AM (x3YFz)

142 I'm skeptical we can pull that off. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 08:15 AM (BZAd3) Duh. That's what the hookers are for.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2014 04:16 AM (da5Wo)

143 Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 08:12 AM (8mpcy)

The Devil's cock is fractal.

There's an infinite number available for your screaming painfulness.

(or so I've been told.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 04:16 AM (LSDdO)

144 Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 08:12 AM (o3MSL) Pretty sure that was the selling point for Common Core. Now his answer is correct and he feels good about it.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at March 21, 2014 04:17 AM (X+nFp)

145 Warning on the link, there is a massively ugly picture of Scankles there. http://tinyurl.com/nzy6b4t Posted by: Vic at March Hey, thanks! I'm always up for another pic of the decrepit soul. There may be good use for them in the upcoming campaign, after all. Oh, that pic. More batshit than ugly. 2016 Campaign poster - print yours today! http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/hillary-2016-what-difference-does-it-make Juggernaut - Time mag cover parody http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/juggernaut Just because http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/scary-halloween-masks-2013-womens Â§ Morning, Glories. Let's rebuild America! Thanks for the news, Vic. And, uh, thanks for the place to play, Gabe.

Posted by: mindful webworker looking for the sun at March 21, 2014 04:20 AM (RNijH)

146 There's an infinite number available for your screaming painfulness.

(or so I've been told.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 21, 2014 08:16 AM (LSDdO)

oh. So kind of like order from a butterbar?

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:20 AM (x3YFz)

147 "Now if only I didn't have a QM test in a few hours..."

And don't forget, fill the circle in completely, and take time to review your answers.

Begin.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 04:20 AM (si68n)

148 Morning!

I guess Gabe didn't see the Oscars a few weeks ago... This is the song
sung by Idina Menzel who John Travolta introduced as Adele Dazeem!It was funny.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2014 04:21 AM (b/lt+)

149 "Now if only I didn't have a QM test in a few hours..."

And don't forget, fill the circle in completely, and take time to review your answers.

Begin.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 08:20 AM (si68n)

Wow. I remember that first semester of Quantum. Wave equations! I have the solution to all the probability functions: it probably sucks.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:22 AM (x3YFz)

150

guess the debris floating out in the ocean was nothing more than garbage ~~thrown off a cruise ship.~~

spit out by a black hole

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at March 21, 2014 04:22 AM (3ZtZW)

151 126 rhythm is an odd word isn't it?) Yep. So is yacht. And banana. It's the kind of word that drives people trying to learn English crazy. The a's have such different pronounciations.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:23 AM (7ObY1)

152 I guess Gabe didn't see the Oscars a few weeks ago... This is the song sung by Idina Menzel who John Travolta introduced as Adele Dazeem!It was funny. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2014 08:21 AM (b/lt+) I didn't watch the Oscars but my wife watched a clip of her singing it the next day. Said she looked visibly upset about something and the song was off. Story comes out a few days later that she was nervous backstage and it triggered a severe asthma attack a few minutes before she went on stage. Not really conducive to singing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2014 04:23 AM (da5Wo)

153
Duh. That's what the hookers are for.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 21, 2014 08:16 AM (da5Wo)

Oh... yeah... My bad.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 04:24 AM (BZAd3)

154 Yep. So is yacht.

And banana. It's the kind of word that drives people trying to learn English crazy. The a's have such different pronounciations.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 08:23 AM (7ObY1)

big fan of "paradigm"

awesome word. You can kill someone with it, with the correct training.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:24 AM (x3YFz)

155 "Wow. I remember that first semester of Quantum. Wave equations!"

These are trigger words for me.

In all seriousness, I suspect the original comment may have referred to the Navy wide E-4 exam, specifically for the Quartermaster Rating (QM).
I thought it was on the 20th, but hell, with the Navy, it still could be the 20th somewhere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 04:26 AM (si68n)

156 So, is it your suggestion that we all pack up and move to Hawaii and become police officers? I'm skeptical we can pull that off. We'd flip the island over.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 04:26 AM (NKBxV)

157

@154-spit out by a black hole

that's racist!-Dallas County Commissioner

Posted by: Case at March 21, 2014 04:26 AM (wf3Kt)

158 Thanks for the Intellicast tip. This isn't a big thing, but any day I can eliminate another bit of forced Marxist dogma from my life is a good day.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 21, 2014 04:27 AM (JQuNB)

159 149 Warning on the link, there is a massively ugly picture of Scankles there.

Good Lord! She uses The Moocher's fashion advisor!

Need brain bleach....

Posted by: backhoe at March 21, 2014 04:27 AM (ULH4o)

160 155 126 rhythm is an odd word isn't it?) Yep. So is yacht. And banana. It's the kind of word that drives people trying to learn English crazy. The a's have such different pronounciations. Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 08:23 AM (7ObY1) --- ? Bah Nah Nah They all sound the same to me.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 04:27 AM (N/cFh)

161 So Johnny Weir of Olympic skating commentary flame is divorcing his husband and it is messy with accusations of domestic violence. What is the appropriate attire for this popcorn-fest?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 04:28 AM (KuUy9)

162 In all seriousness, I suspect the original comment may have referred to the Navy wide E-4 exam, specifically for the Quartermaster Rating (QM).
I thought it was on the 20th, but hell, with the Navy, it still could be the 20th somewhere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 08:26 AM (si68n)

Oh.

Whoops!

but, given a moment to think about it, keeping Marines from stealing all your shit is a little like quantum mechanics.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:28 AM (x3YFz)

163 Blearg have had a kind of painless earache for the last 2 weeks plus. Like I've got earplugs in all the time. Haven't had any earaches since I was a kid. Doc looks in it and nothing remarkable he can see. Is that something to worry about? WTF can I do?

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at March 21, 2014 04:28 AM (3ZtZW)

164 And they made me put on Tefillin.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 07:42 AM (t3UFN)

Good on ya.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 04:29 AM (BZAd3)

165 Buh Nan Uh

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 04:29 AM (ZshNr)

166 "What is the appropriate attire for this popcorn-fest?"

What does one wear to a slap-fight?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 04:29 AM (si68n)

167 Morning all. 1 hour of sleep. Woo hoo!. It's old news and all but 'Occupy Unmasked' with Breitbart and Stranahan is free on Prime.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 04:30 AM (fWAjv)

168 I'm thinking sequins and a boa, but I'm not positive.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 04:30 AM (KuUy9)

169 Gooood morning, all! Happy first full day of spring!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 04:30 AM (4df7R)

170 schroedingers box with a Marine in it.

Probability is greater than zero that he's drunk and masturbating in your box.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:30 AM (x3YFz)

171 "Sheriff" always confused me in the days before spellcheck and autocorrect . 2 r's? 2 f's? 2 of both? 1 of both? Somehow they all look wrong. English is all so arbitrary. When I was learning Italian, they told me on day one, every vowel in Italian has one and only one pronunciation, except "e" which has two, and the accent mark tips you off. I was like, Hallelujah!

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:31 AM (7ObY1)

172

>>>What does one wear to a slap-fight?

Those eye thingers horses wear

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at March 21, 2014 04:31 AM (3ZtZW)

173 kristen bell (frozen actress) wants to pay more taxes....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 21, 2014 04:31 AM (u8GsB)

174 What is the appropriate attire for this popcorn-fest?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod

Pants suit...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 21, 2014 04:31 AM (GjPnA)

175 big fan of "paradigm" Pair a dime Pair a dice

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 04:31 AM (NKBxV)

176 Would you rule "disparate impact" if arrests for mass murderers were made against white people more than blacks? Â—Vic That's a trick question, right? Based on Holder's* orders about school discipline.... (*Holder? Did I get that right?) Up to comment #50... past the civilization of news, countdown, and Hollyweird tale. Into the discursive jungles...

Posted by: mindful webworker looking for the sun at March 21, 2014 04:32 AM (RNijH)

177
And banana. It's the kind of word that drives people trying to learn English crazy. The a's have such different pronounciations.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 08:23 AM (7ObY1)

---

?

Bah

Nah

Nah

They all sound the same to me.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 08:27 AM (N/cFh)

I pronounce it buh-NAH-nuh. So that's at least two different "a" sounds.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 04:32 AM (4df7R)

178 Curse you for linking that video. As a father of three, do you know how many times that is played? And if the movie plays til the end, there are THREE freaking versions of the song, including the Spanish language one. "Get it out. Get it out of my head."

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 21, 2014 04:33 AM (Ud5vq)

179 They all sound the same to me.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 08:27 AM (N/cFh)

Sort of like "cough" and "through", eh?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 04:33 AM (o3MSL)

180 LOL at CNN - goofy lady anchor just said "BREAKING!" ... search came up empty. I would think news, especially "BREAKING!" news, should be reserved for finding debris.

Posted by: Baldy at March 21, 2014 04:33 AM (2bql3)

181 177 kristen bell (frozen actress) wants to pay more taxes....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at March 21, 2014 08:31 AM (u8GsB)

She was cute as a 30 year old playing a teen ager, but now... she looks like she was rode hard and put away ugly.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:33 AM (x3YFz)

182 Are we talking about difficult words to spell? Or pronounce? Because I'm a pretty good speller, but exagerrate (exaggerate? exaggerrate?) ALWAYS screws me up.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 04:34 AM (4df7R)

183 AZ reporter retracts story on Carney Barker getting questions in advance. I'm sure there was no Chicago style threat made to the reporter.

http://tinyurl.com/obczcuh

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2014 06:53 AM (T2V/1)

How can you walk a statement like that back?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 04:34 AM (8mpcy)

184 The English word in common use that's most difficult to spell is "occasion." This is incontrovertible truth. ("Two collars, one shirt.")

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 21, 2014 04:34 AM (JQuNB)

185 Ba-nom-nom

Posted by: mugiwara at March 21, 2014 04:34 AM (W7ffl)

186 So the Australian diversion turned up nothing, back to the drawing board. 2 weeks and still nothing more than the day it went down.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 04:34 AM (ZshNr)

187 How can you walk a statement like that back?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 08:34 AM (8mpcy)

I imagine something like, "I misunderstood."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 04:35 AM (4df7R)

188 182 Curse you for linking that video. As a father of three, do you know how many times that is played? And if the movie plays til the end, there are THREE freaking versions of the song, including the Spanish language one.

"Get it out. Get it out of my head."

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 21, 2014 08:33 AM (Ud5vq)

due to the spawning of my daughter, I now know ever word to the Lion King.

No one ever shares with you the unfortunate repercussions (another awesome word) of unprotected sex.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:35 AM (x3YFz)

189 Ba-nom-nom

Posted by: mugiwara at March 21, 2014 08:34 AM (W7ffl)

That's adorable.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 04:35 AM (4df7R)

190 "but, given a moment to think about it, keeping Marines from stealing all your shit is a little like quantum mechanics."

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

In all honesty, I have a world full of respect for those guys.

But don't leave anything shiny around them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 04:36 AM (si68n)

191 WaPo takes a leap ...

You might expect the biggest lease owner in Canada's oil sands, or tar sands, to be one of the international oil giants, like Exxon Mobil or Royal Dutch Shell. But that isn't the case. The biggest lease holder in the northern Alberta oil sands is a subsidiary of Koch Industries, the privately-owned cornerstone of the fortune of conservative Koch brothers Charles and David.

... but reality steps in ...

KochÂ’s oil production in northern Alberta is Â“negligible,Â” according to industry sources and quarterly publications of the provincial government. Moreover, Koch has not reserved any space in the Keystone XL pipeline, a process that usually takes place before a pipeline is built. The pipeline also does not run anywhere near KochÂ’s refining facilities. And TransCanada, owner of the Keystone routes, says Koch is not expected to be one of the pipelineÂ’s customers.

Posted by: T Tedesco at March 21, 2014 04:36 AM (e8kgV)

192 The reporter said she made a "mistake".

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 04:36 AM (KuUy9)

193 AFTER APRIL 8, 2014 MICROSOFT WILL NOT SUPPORT OR SUPPLY UPGRADES FOR ANY VERSION OF WINDOWS XP. Â—Bitter Clinger They'll have to pry my XP out of my virtually cold, dead hands. XP, Accu-Weather, aren't they also the story of Obambi?

Posted by: mindful webworker looking for the sun at March 21, 2014 04:36 AM (RNijH)

194 The Palestinian Authority (PA) and Fatah marked the anniversary of a 1978 terrorist attack in which a group of terrorists led by Dalal Mughrabi hijacked an Israeli bus and killed 37 people, including 12 children. In a public event, Fatah spokesman Ahmad Assaf praised Mughrabi as Â“an extraordinary example of struggle, whose headline is bravery, heroism, sacrifice, and courage,Â” and someone who Â“inspired her generation and the next generations.Â” Al-Hayat Al-Jadida, the official P.A. daily newspaper, reported that at the event, Â“Fatah promised to the masses of our heroic people that it would remain loyal to the promise of the Martyr Dalal and her companions, and to all the Martyrs, until freedom, independence and return,Â” according to Palestinian Media Watch. Fatah also glorified the terrorist attack on Facebook, posting that Â“the waves of the sea raged and disgorged 11 stars. Dalal and her friends had decided to return to their homeland as heroes.Â” At another event aired live on official P.A. television, P.A. President Mahmoud AbbasÂ’s advisor on NGOs Sultan Abu Al-Einein said, Â“The [Israelis] are deluding themselves if they think the negotiations are our only choice. Let the young people hear me: Allah, honor us with Martyrdom (Shahada). Allah, give us the honor of being part of the procession of Martyrs.Â” Fuckin animals. Hey I got an idea let's give em a State?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 04:36 AM (t3UFN)

195 Man, the UK version of 'HEAT' sucks. http://tinyurl.com/pnugztf The UK is often touted as being the pinnacle of a gun free culture. Even many police officers in the UK donÂ’t carry guns (although more and more police units are nowadays). However, terrible things do happen in the UK, despite their extreme gun laws. In this case, a gang of criminals armed with axes, at least one gun, some poisonois ammonia liquid and riding mopeds, attempted an armed robbery of a high end watch dealer in Mayfair (an area of London). Thankfully no tea-spoons were involved.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 04:37 AM (fWAjv)

196 Y'all might already have seen this but its new to me, and ironic as hell. Suzette Kelo's house in New London, which the town just had to have so badly that they stole it from her, is still abandoned nine years after the case was decided. Maybe government doesn't know best, you prog assholes! http://fxn.ws/1ilBYbq

Posted by: MTF at March 21, 2014 04:38 AM (F58x4)

197 180 That's a trick question, right? Based on Holder's* orders about school discipline....

(*Holder? Did I get that right?)

Up to comment #50... past the civilization of news, countdown, and Hollyweird tale. Into the discursive jungles...

Posted by: mindful webworker looking for the sun at March 21, 2014 08:32 AM (RNijH)

The overwhelming majority of mass murderers are white males.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 04:38 AM (T2V/1)

198 How can you walk a statement like that back?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 08:34 AM (8mpcy)

I imagine something like, "I misunderstood."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 08:35 AM (4df7R)

In DC it is easy, as there will be no media follow-up questions about the retraction. On the other hand, if she had persisted in the error of her ways, loss of job (to spend time with family) and IRS audits were just around the corner, again with no media follow-up.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 04:38 AM (o3MSL)

199 "16 Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2014 06:50 AM (T2V/1)

And why the prods hate the papists.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 21, 2014 06:53 AM (LSDdO)"

No. It is not that the prods won the war and wrote the history. Here's something on the prod body count.

http://tinyurl.com/3aaks2p

Bloody Mary executed less than 300 Protestants. Elizabeth I, had more than 700 Catholics killed.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 21, 2014 04:38 AM (PD6iL)

200 In all honesty, I have a world full of respect for those guys.

But don't leave anything shiny around them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (si68n)

Exactly.

When all hell breaks loose and you're hearing "snap" past your head, you want nothing less than a company of Marines around you.

USMC is (and I'm not saying this lightly) still the best fighting force created by mankind.

But don't leave anything shiny around them.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:39 AM (x3YFz)

201 Ahmadinejad is no longer the president, the nuclear negotiations with the west are progressing Â– but Iran continues to deny the Holocaust: The Islamic republic's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has reverted back to his old ways and once against slammed the western world, while denying the Holocaust. Follow Ynetnews on Facebook and Twitter "Even countries that claim to have freedom set red lines on which theyÂ’re utterly strict. Does anybody dare talk about Holocaust in Europe? The Holocaust is an event whose reality is uncertain and, if it happened, it's uncertain how it happened," Khamenei said in an event in the northern city of Mashhad marking the Persian New Year's Nowruz. Fuckin animal. Hey I got an idea. let's give them a Nuclear Bomb?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 04:39 AM (t3UFN)

202 187 How can you walk a statement like that back?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 08:34 AM (8mpcy)

It is obvious somebody got to her.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 04:39 AM (T2V/1)

203 Fatah also glorified the terrorist attack on Facebook, posting that Â“the waves of the sea raged and disgorged 11 stars. Dalal and her friends had decided to return to their homeland as heroes.Â”

Did Zuckerberg Data Mining Inc allow that fucking trash to stay up there?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 04:39 AM (8mpcy)

204 but exagerrate (exaggerate? exaggerrate?) ALWAYS screws me up. Criticsize? critisize? critiscise? criticise? Ah hell.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:39 AM (7ObY1)

205

Ber-nerner

but I'm a mumbler

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at March 21, 2014 04:40 AM (3ZtZW)

206 Ok horde. Dumb request - pronounce 'Epoch' Assuming Epic.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 04:40 AM (fWAjv)

207 Frozen was just Meh to me. It wasn't particularly stunning visualy, IMO, and just seemed to fall flat. Too horribly formulaic. I liked Tangled on the other hand. To be fair, I didn't get any Global Warming/Climate Change crap out of Frozen. Yes, a specific human changed the climate, but that wasn't shown as much different than say Maleficent's wall of thorns in Sleeping Beauty, except this one was accidental rather than deliberate.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 21, 2014 04:40 AM (I7u69)

208 I pronounce it buh-NAH-nuh. So that's at least two different "a" sounds. Right. And in some accents it's bih-nah-nuh, so it can be two or three.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:40 AM (7ObY1)

209 In this case, a gang of criminals armed with axes, at least one gun, some poisonois ammonia liquid and riding mopeds, attempted an armed robbery of a high end watch dealer in Mayfair (an area of London).

Thankfully no tea-spoons were involved.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 08:37 AM (fWAjv)

omg... this must have struck fear into the hearts of every pinkie flapping brit.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:40 AM (x3YFz)

210 "The overwhelming majority of mass murderers are white males.

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2014 08:38 AM (T2V/1)"

To steal a quote from the movie "Barcelona", it's not that we are more violent than other people it's that we are better shots.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 21, 2014 04:41 AM (PD6iL)

211 On spelling: I absolutely loath text-speak. LOATH.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 21, 2014 04:41 AM (JQuNB)

212
pronounce 'Epoch'

Assuming Epic.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (fWAjv)

nono... you have to pronounce it like "Ewok" so you sound smarter than everyone.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:42 AM (x3YFz)

213 Blannanah. My daughter's pronunciation at age two.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 21, 2014 04:42 AM (BhGVB)

214

Ee-pock

Emphasis first syllable

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at March 21, 2014 04:42 AM (3ZtZW)

215 BANANA!!!!

Posted by: Despicable Me Minions at March 21, 2014 04:42 AM (659DL)

216 217 Blannanah. My daughter's pronunciation at age two. that's so cute. Daughters at that age are almost incapable or saying or doing anything that's not impossibly cute. Till they hit about 7 or 8.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:43 AM (7ObY1)

217 Was forced to watch Frozen the other day. I'd say the Honest Trailer gets it right. The only thing I liked was the animation. I thought it was some of the best I've seen.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 21, 2014 04:44 AM (gBnkX)

218 It's a shame that the only way you can get a half-way decent musical anymore is by getting a Disney animation. And even those are coming fewer and fewer. -- I haven't seen Frozen yet (the kids saw it with some friends in the theater last year.) In Tangled I liked the part when the witch reprises "Mother Knows Best" http://bit.ly/1diipCe

Posted by: China at March 21, 2014 04:44 AM (GSIDW)

219 nono... you have to pronounce it like "Ewok" so you sound smarter than everyone. Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:42 AM (x3YFz) Don't have me looking stupid at my high society cocktail mixer.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 04:44 AM (fWAjv)

220 BANANA is pronounced "nah-NER". The B is silent.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 04:45 AM (KuUy9)

221 "USMC is (and I'm not saying this lightly) still the best fighting force created by ~~mankind~~ Gunnys."

Offered for consideration.

Dammit, where did my shiny thing get to?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 04:45 AM (si68n)

222 Blannanah. My daughter's pronunciation at age two. Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 21, 2014 08:42 AM (BhGVB) Haha. Mine says nanah. No "B" yet. And pepperoni is nanees.

Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2014 04:45 AM (659DL)

223 Think Obama: E-POCK-istan!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 04:45 AM (o3MSL)

224 Legume Leh-goom? Leh-jewm? Why can't I ever remember?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:45 AM (7ObY1)

225 218 Ee-pock Emphasis first syllable Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at March 21, 2014 08:42 AM (3ZtZW) Thanks. Well, doubt I'll use it in conversation but saw a newspaper this morning 'Epoch TImes.'

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 04:45 AM (fWAjv)

226

mnah manh bop pada banana

mnah manh bop pada pah

mnah mnah bop pada banana

banana banana bada bop pop bada bop

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at March 21, 2014 04:45 AM (3ZtZW)

227 Now Obama, that's easy to pronounce. S-C-O-A-M-F east peasy

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:46 AM (7ObY1)

228

And.... meeting now

grrmble

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at March 21, 2014 04:46 AM (3ZtZW)

229 cor-PS-man

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 04:46 AM (fWAjv)

230 Levin last night said that his response in defense of his client, Ed Meese, to Captain Queeg Walsh's report on Iran/Contra was so scathing that Walsh wanted to respond to it but the court overseeing it told him to go fuck himself because he would be violating the rules. Hopefully Satan is tormenting Larry by reading it to him now.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 21, 2014 04:46 AM (8mpcy)

231 Don't have me looking stupid at my high society cocktail mixer.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (fWAjv)

just give them the "crazy eyes." Works every time.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:47 AM (x3YFz)

232 "199 Man, the UK version of 'HEAT' sucks.

http://tinyurl.com/pnugztf

The UK is often touted as being the pinnacle of a gun free culture. Even many police officers in the UK donÂ’t carry guns (although more and more police units are nowadays).

However, terrible things do happen in the UK, despite their extreme gun laws.

In this case, a gang of criminals armed with axes, at least one gun, some poisonois ammonia liquid and riding mopeds, attempted an armed robbery of a high end watch dealer in Mayfair (an area of London).

Thankfully no tea-spoons were involved.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 08:37 AM (fWAjv)"

Axes? The Vikings are raiding England again?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 21, 2014 04:47 AM (PD6iL)

233 Even when I lived in Cincinnati I had to spell check myself every time. Always wanted to add a second T.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 04:47 AM (ZshNr)

234 Think Obama: E-POCK-istan!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 08:45 AM (o3MSL)

So I'm not the only one compelled to punch a bunny when he pronounces it that way?

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:48 AM (x3YFz)

235 Don't have me looking stupid at my high society cocktail mixer.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (fWAjv)

Wearing pants might help.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 21, 2014 04:48 AM (QFxY5)

236 And his secret Secret Service codename is AIRBALL. After he did the interview of "my jeans aren't mom jeans," me and a buddy were joking back and forth, I said, Going to be funny when we find out secret service name was "mj" and he always thought it was because he was "so good" at basketball.

Posted by: traye at March 21, 2014 04:48 AM (gqlAS)

237 Axes? The Vikings are raiding England again?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (PD6iL)

Things that were forgotten are being remembered again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 04:48 AM (o3MSL)

238 has Paul ever directly said where he differs from his father? In what specific ways?

Posted by: thunderb at March 21, 2014 04:48 AM (zOTsN)

239 So I'm not the only one compelled to punch a bunny when he pronounces it that way? Oh no, you are so not alone on that! And when he whistles his s's I rape Gaia in revenge.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:49 AM (7ObY1)

240 Leh-goom? Leh-jewm?

Why can't I ever remember?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 08:45 AM (7ObY1)

It took me 10 years to get "worcestershire" down.

Stupid brits.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:49 AM (x3YFz)

241 Fuckin animals. Hey I got an idea let's give em a State?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 08:36 AM (t3UFN)

Invoking the name of their deity at every mention of murder is the most astonishing thing in the world to me. And much of the secular world honors this murderous cult with deference in everything.

I'm certain that it will never happen, but how much better would the world be if people stopped indulging this evil dogma as a religion of peace and start acknowledging that muslims aren't the problem - islam is!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 04:49 AM (BZAd3)

242 has Paul ever directly said where he differs from his father? In what specific ways? Posted by: thunderb at March 21, 2014 08:48 AM (zOTsN) His first name

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 04:49 AM (t3UFN)

243 211 To be fair, I didn't get any Global Warming/Climate Change crap out of Frozen. Yes, a specific human changed the climate, but that wasn't shown as much different than say Maleficent's wall of thorns in Sleeping Beauty, except this one was accidental rather than deliberate.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 21, 2014 08:40 AM (I7u69)

I didn't know whether it was or not because I haven't seen it. I was thinking the movie Ice Age was Disney but after checking it it wasn't. We add Wall-E to the list then except it wasn't about ice.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 04:49 AM (T2V/1)

244 Holy shit Dave-client stop calling so much he will call you later. Who the heck calls a business at a home at 8:00 am? Particularly when you've left message after message. It's not that important, lady!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 04:50 AM (N/cFh)

245 So I'm not the only one compelled to punch a bunny when he pronounces it that way?

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:48 AM (x3YFz)

I think not!

Wifey and I both dive for the mute button whenever his face appears on the screen to prevent potential damage to the plasma from high velocity thrown objects.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 04:50 AM (o3MSL)

246 I don't know how I missed this a couple days ago, but this goes way beyond Schadenfreude... Far, far lefty leftist turd: Well, I just had my first experience with the Healthcare.gov website... Creating a user name and account: easy. Plowing through all the questions: easy. Alas, I logged out to track down some personal info, and when I tried to log back in, it said the system was currently down. ...but then, Ermahgerd! A phone number: 800-318-2596 And it's toll-free, too! So I'll be calling in the morning to finish the process. No. Big. Deal. Thanks, Obama. Yes, Pitt was thanking Obama before he had personally experienced Obamacare. And now, after having his Obamacare Moment, Pitt has moved from praising to cursing the President. A warning for those with tender sensibilities: although I have cleaned up Pitt's harsh language, many will still find it offensive: What I've learned after a three-month war with these fiends: the ACA says the insurance companies cannot deny coverage to those with pre-existing conditions, which is true as far as it goes. But they can deny coverage for the life-saving medications necessary to treat those conditions. The insurance company I signed up with through the ACA exchange just denied coverage of my wife's multiple sclerosis medication. We're "covered," to the tune of $700 a month...just not for what she really needs. A cozy loophole, that. F--- you, insurance industry. F--- you, Mr. President, you piece of sh*t used-car salesman. From my heart and soul, f--- you. omg, lmao newsbusters via weaselzippers It's like a Daily Inspiration.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 04:51 AM (IXrOn)

247
And when he whistles his s's I rape Gaia in revenge.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 08:49 AM (7ObY1)

DUDE!

I point this out to people and months later they come back and tell me they hate me because itssssss the only ssssssound they hear. LOL

One of Glen Beck's co-hosts pointed it out like 4 years ago.

Fingers on a chalkboard once you know to listen for it.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:51 AM (x3YFz)

248 I'm certain that it will never happen, but how much better would the world be if people stopped indulging this evil dogma as a religion of peace and start acknowledging that muslims aren't the problem - islam is!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 08:49 AM (BZAd3)

Depends upon what the meaning of "is" is!

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at March 21, 2014 04:52 AM (o3MSL)

249 Don't get me started on TV newsreaders that speak only in sentence fragments. I refuse to listen to it. Get off my fuckin' lawn.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 21, 2014 04:52 AM (JQuNB)

250 Black serial killers...
www.vdare.com/articles/the-fulford-file-by-james-fulford-76

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 21, 2014 04:52 AM (hn5v5)

251 start acknowledging that muslims aren't the problem - islam is! Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 08:49 AM (BZAd3) ???? Scratching head. They are by definition the same aren't they? But yes they are the problem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 04:53 AM (t3UFN)

252 Are we talking about difficult words to spell? Or pronounce? Because I'm a pretty good speller, but exagerrate (exaggerate? exaggerrate?) ALWAYS screws me up. Why is abbreviate 10 letters?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 04:53 AM (NKBxV)

253 Ah President Parseltongue and his hissing sssssssssssss.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 04:53 AM (KuUy9)

254 Far, far lefty leftist turd: Is that the thing that William Rivers Pitt wrote at the DU? Been meaning to give it a read. He's the fucktard that breathlessly predicted Karl Rove was going to be indicted "withing 24 hours." His Dummie Underground pals believed him and sat around popping the popcorn. That was years and years ago. We're still waiting.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:53 AM (7ObY1)

255 Stupid brits. Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:49 AM

Don't ever come to MA. We have Wooster, Glosta, Dead-ham, etc.

Not to mention Mahthuh's Vinyud.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 21, 2014 04:53 AM (jiM5S)

256 Damn Should have joined HPD Oh well

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 21, 2014 04:54 AM (YcOel)

257 257 Ah President Parseltongue and his hissing sssssssssssss.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (KuUy9)

You know you're in Hell when the leader of the free world is a clown shoe wearing marxist with a speech impediment.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:54 AM (x3YFz)

258 " Don't have me looking stupid at my high society cocktail mixer.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (fWAjv)

Wearing pants might help."

Did someone say wardrobe suggestions?

Posted by: Johnny Weir at March 21, 2014 04:54 AM (si68n)

259 Ah President Parseltongue Close the thread! We have a winner!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 04:55 AM (NKBxV)

260 Devin Townsend actually has an album called "Ziltoid the Omniscient"? How did I not know this? I don't care what it sounds like, I have to have it for the title alone. Ziltoid the Omniscient. Awesome.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:56 AM (7ObY1)

261 Far, far lefty leftist turd: Is that the thing that William Rivers Pitt wrote at the DU? Been meaning to give it a read. He's the fucktard that breathlessly predicted Karl Rove was going to be indicted "withing 24 hours." His Dummie Underground pals believed him and sat around popping the popcorn. That was years and years ago. We're still waiting. Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (7ObY1) Yes, sorry, here's the newsbusters link http://tinyurl.com/q3hjhph made my day to read that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 04:56 AM (IXrOn)

262 Don't ever come to MA. We have Wooster, Glosta, Dead-ham, etc. Not to mention Mahthuh's Vinyud. -- MA - that's Machachusssets, right?

Posted by: China at March 21, 2014 04:56 AM (GSIDW)

263 Don't ever come to MA. We have Wooster, Glosta, Dead-ham, etc. Not to mention Mahthuh's Vinyud. Posted by: MrScribbler at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (jiM5S) LOL. So true. And Maine's got Bangor (Banger), Portland (Pahtlund), etc. The closer you get to the coast the more prominent the accent becomes.

Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2014 04:56 AM (659DL)

264 254 Black serial killers...
www.vdare.com/articles/the-fulford-file-by-james-fulford-76

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2014 08:52 AM (hn5v5)

Well, I didn't get my "myth" from the movies, I got from discussions on news programs. I should have known better.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 21, 2014 04:56 AM (T2V/1)

265 Did someone say wardrobe suggestions?

Posted by: Johnny Weir at March 21, 2014 08:54 AM (si68n)

Let's play The Horde Dressed Me Today!

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 04:56 AM (x3YFz)

266 "LOL. So true. And Maine's got Bangor (Banger), Portland (Pahtlund), etc. The closer you get to the coast the more prominent the accent becomes."

Two words...

Bah Habah

(Bar Harbor)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 04:58 AM (si68n)

267 seriously for those who are more familiar with Rand Paul, he keeps saying he is different from his father. But then he never says in what way. He never gets specific IIRC he is pro amnesty because the free flow of workers, or something and he always says he is for a strong military to protect our "national interests" but he never says what he considers our national interests. and when talking about the military, all he ever talks about is a Pentagon audit. Which I agree with, and should be done. But that is ALL he ever says about our military and defense its what he doesn't say, what I think he wont admit, that concerns me

Posted by: thunderb at March 21, 2014 04:58 AM (zOTsN)

268 So does Pitt feel like a fool for his previous support of Obamacare? You bet he does to the extent that he wishes he could travel back in a time machine to correct himself: I long for a time machine. I helped, in my own small way, to promote this thing, because of the pre-existing conditions aspect that would benefit my wife. I feel like a f---ing dupe. On edit: I AM a f---ing dupe. Last time that happens. Pitt's attacks upon Obamacare became so harsh that he had to be removed from posting more on his own thread with this pronouncement of limited excommunication: The OP has been silenced. Post hidden and OP locked out. There won't be any more responses on this thread from him. hehe chocolate covered chocolate cake and icecream

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2014 04:58 AM (IXrOn)

269 You know you spend too much time at the HQ when you watch Brave and start to think of the "M" in MWR as Merida.

Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2014 04:59 AM (659DL)

270 Buffalo has some suburbs with interesting Indian names. My favorite is Cheektowaga. Predominantly Polish/German town. Pronounced pretty much the way it looks. I lived there for 4 years. Lots of pretty girls in Cheektowaga.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 04:59 AM (7ObY1)

271 I like Bah Hahbah and Acadia. However, I have no urge to go to Massachusettes or however you spell it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 05:00 AM (KuUy9)

272 Let's play The Horde Dressed Me Today! Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:56 AM (x3YFz) nub nub http://tinyurl.com/pslz23r

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 05:00 AM (fWAjv)

273 Went to a coffee shop across the street from Catholic High School today. Man, do I feel like an old perv.

Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2014 05:01 AM (4+AaH)

274 269 Let's play The Horde Dressed Me Today! Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 08:56 AM (x3YFz) --- Oh god no ever. I'd be wearing a string bikini top four sizes too small and Daisy Dukes with over-the knee stiletto boots.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 05:01 AM (N/cFh)

275 "Let's play The Horde Dressed Me Today!"

And the final product looks like a cross between Johnny Depp and the a fore mentioned Johnny Weir.....

Wait, is there a pattern here?

Either way, if the Horde dresses you, you're gonna look fabulous.

I guarantee it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 05:01 AM (si68n)

276 Maybe it's just me, but Disney animated heroines look creepier as I get older -like those horrible pictures with the big eyed dolls with stupid sayings under them like "Love means never having to say you're sorry." (Uhh-maybe it does) And lyrics like "I'm not going to be a good girl anymore; I'm going to let my feelings out" don't seem to be particularly cutting edge to me. The society is all about celebrating letting your feelings out no matter what the fall out and to whom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2014 05:01 AM (XyM/Y)

277 And all us 'ettes will be wearing very little, I'm sure.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 05:02 AM (KuUy9)

278 Let's play The Horde Dressed Me Today! Pretty certain there will be a push-up bra involved.

Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2014 05:02 AM (4+AaH)

279

Went to a coffee shop across the street from Catholic High School today. Man, do I feel like an old perv.

Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2014 09:01 AM (4+AaH)

Just means you're still alive. Carry on.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 05:02 AM (fwARV)

280 My comments are not/not provided to me in advance. Glad I could clear that up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2014 05:02 AM (659DL)

281 "Hawaii law allows undercover police officers to have sex with prostitutes" Does that include trannie hookers?

Posted by: Sgt Bobby Titcomb, Honolulu PD at March 21, 2014 05:03 AM (FIe2Q)

282 Hah I see Gingy and I are on the same page.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 05:03 AM (KuUy9)

283 Axes? The Vikings are raiding England again?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 21, 2014 08:47 AM (PD6iL)

The Brits have the answer right under their noses. There are Olde English Laws still on the books that say young men can and must train with longbows. Since bows aren't covered under their firearm laws, we could see a new Renaissance of dead-eye English yeoman archers again.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 05:03 AM (GQ8sn)

284 Driving through NC and Virginia, you might as well be in New England judging by the highway signs. Hey, there's Chatham! Whoa, let's got to South Boston! Springfield, you say? Why not.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 05:03 AM (ZshNr)

285 Oh god no ever. I'd be wearing a string bikini top four sizes too small and Daisy Dukes with over-the knee stiletto boots. Go on.

Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2014 05:03 AM (4+AaH)

286 Oh god no ever. I'd be wearing a string bikini top four sizes too small and Daisy Dukes with over-the knee stiletto boots. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 09:01 AM

That's your winter cozzy, right?

I'm sure the 'rons wouldn't burden you with so many layers of clothing during the warmer months....

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 21, 2014 05:04 AM (jiM5S)

287 Two words... Bah Habah (Bar Harbor) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 08:58 AM (si68n) The pinnacle right there. Comedian Bob Marley is about as Maine as you can get. http://tinyurl.com/o9y5ju4

Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2014 05:05 AM (659DL)

288 ???? Scratching head. They are by definition the same aren't they? But yes they are the problem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 08:53 AM (t3UFN)

All I'm saying is that if people would speak the truth to islam, it would have less followers. I lived and worked for years in the middle east, and I can tell you that these peoples lives are like the lives of animals. They live in constant fear of doing something that could remotely be perceived as infidel. They know that their life can be taken from them at any moment and this is gasoline on the fire of their extremism. And it's a fickle dogma. I knew several people who went into hiding because even friends they'd known all of their lives were after them to kill them, and after a few months they were able to emerge from hiding as if nothing had ever happened. Muslims are prisoners to this evil dogma. Expose the evil for what it is and a lot of people would be set free.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 05:05 AM (BZAd3)

289 Why have we not invaded Malaysia yet?

Posted by: Senator Juan McCain at March 21, 2014 05:05 AM (Aif/5)

290 "In mid-terms, we get clobbered"
--Obama

"I'll save you!"
--John Boehner

Posted by: Null at March 21, 2014 05:06 AM (P7hip)

291 I gotta admit, I like how the 'Ettes think.

Either that, or they know us too well.

*Grabs stool, waits for pictures*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 05:06 AM (si68n)

292 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 09:05 AM (BZAd3)

The Saudi religious police model is slowly coming to America courtesy of Holder and Obama.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 05:07 AM (o3MSL)

293 Oh god no ever. I'd be wearing a string bikini top four sizes too small and Daisy Dukes with over-the knee stiletto boots.

Since Gingy is a Canadian, it would be a bikini made from baby seal fur and beaver pelts.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 05:07 AM (GQ8sn)

294 Yes, we know you too well. Which is why you aren't allowed to dress us.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 05:08 AM (KuUy9)

295 Language usage is a fascinating thing. Here in Alabama, you'll occasionally here someone pronounce "wire" as "wahr." I don't hear it often, but it happens. Well-off soccer moms who drive that British luxury car don't have Jaguars. They have "Jagwires." Because Jaguar sounds redneck.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 21, 2014 05:08 AM (JQuNB)

296 Both epock and epuck are correct. eether eyether.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 21, 2014 05:08 AM (V70Uh)

297 Whenever I hear someone pronounce it "chow-dah" I hang Bambi, cut him down still alive, disembowel him, throw his nads in the fire before his eyes, then I hang him again. Then I shoot him.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 05:08 AM (7ObY1)

298 Here in Alabama, you'll occasionally here someone pronounce "wire" as "wahr." I don't hear it often, but it happens. As in a bob wahr fence.

Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2014 05:09 AM (4+AaH)

299 here Shit.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 21, 2014 05:09 AM (JQuNB)

300
nub nub

http://tinyurl.com/pslz23r

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 09:00 AM (fWAjv)

I love you.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 05:09 AM (x3YFz)

301 Since Gingy is a Canadian, it would be a bikini made from baby seal fur and beaver pelts. And those stilettos will have 102 millimeter heels! Wowsa!

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 05:10 AM (7ObY1)

302 >>> Driving through NC and Virginia, you might as well be in New England judging by the highway signs. Hey, there's Chatham! Whoa, let's got to South Boston! Springfield, you say? Why not. It's like they named the joint after towns in England!

Posted by: fluffy, geografter at March 21, 2014 05:10 AM (Ua6T/)

303 AccuWeather, RIP. You were good in your day. Hello, Intellicast. Thanks, whoever recommended it. Been needing a new source since Accu drank the Flavor-Ade. Up to comment #120 or so. Headlines up yet?

Posted by: mindful webworker looking at the sun ... ow!... at March 21, 2014 05:10 AM (MwpNJ)

304 298 Yes, we know you too well. Which is why you aren't allowed to dress us.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 09:08 AM (KuUy9)

Awww, c'mon. It'll be fun.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 05:11 AM (x3YFz)

305 Y'all set that down raht cheer! I miss Texas.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 21, 2014 05:11 AM (7ObY1)

306 The Saudi religious police model is slowly coming to America courtesy of Holder and Obama. So we get to start beating Code Pink scrunts with broom sticks?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 05:11 AM (NKBxV)

307 And those stilettos will have 102 millimeter heels!

Hahahaha!!! Metric system FTW!

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 05:11 AM (GQ8sn)

308 *Grabs stool, waits for pictures* Eew.

Posted by: fluffy at March 21, 2014 05:11 AM (Ua6T/)

309 As in a bob wahr fence. Posted by: blaster at March 21, 2014 09:09 AM (4+AaH) I remember thinking as a kid that Bob is probably a really wealthy guy.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 21, 2014 05:12 AM (JQuNB)

310 There are Olde English Laws still on the books that say young men can and must train with longbows. Since bows aren't covered under their firearm laws, we could see a new Renaissance of dead-eye English yeoman archers again. Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 09:03 AM (GQ8sn) Ouch http://tinyurl.com/p5czwu2

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 05:12 AM (fWAjv)

311 Yes, we know you too well. Which is why you aren't allowed to dress us.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 09:08 AM (KuUy9)

Awww, c'mon. It'll be fun.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 09:11 AM (x3YFz)

For DangerGirl, we should take our cues from the comics for our inspiration.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 05:12 AM (GQ8sn)

312 dump is up!

Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2014 05:12 AM (659DL)

313 ... as I sit here waring mismatched socks, sipping coffee with my AF issue BCGs on because I can't find my regular glasses.

I am a fashion mogul.

Posted by: tangonine at March 21, 2014 05:12 AM (x3YFz)

314 Maybe it's just me, but Disney animated heroines look creepier as I get older -like those horrible pictures with the big eyed dolls with stupid sayings under them like "Love means never having to say you're sorry." --- LOL. You're right - they DO look like those Precious Moments thingies. Creepy.

Posted by: China at March 21, 2014 05:13 AM (GSIDW)

315 Here in Alabama, you'll occasionally here someone pronounce "wire" as "wahr." I don't hear it often, but it happens. The wahr sharted out & cause a fahr.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2014 05:13 AM (NKBxV)

316 280 Maybe it's just me, but Disney animated heroines look creepier as I get older -like those horrible pictures with the big eyed dolls with stupid sayings under them like "Love means never having to say you're sorry." (Uhh-maybe it does) And lyrics like "I'm not going to be a good girl anymore; I'm going to let my feelings out" don't seem to be particularly cutting edge to me. The society is all about celebrating letting your feelings out no matter what the fall out and to whom. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2014 09:01 AM (XyM/Y) Honestly Brave was more disturbing to me for looks of the main character. Great big beach-ball head, itty-bitty eyes, nose and mouth on it. Looked like she was suffering from elephantitus.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at March 21, 2014 05:13 AM (I7u69)

317 My husband has a heavy Texas drawl. He loves to text by using the voice recognition thingy. It makes for some fairly amusing and unrecognizable texts, as the program doesn't understand Texan. If I get a text that doesn't make sense, I usually say it out loud in a drawl and can figure it out.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 21, 2014 05:14 AM (KuUy9)

318 Oh, I know where they come from, but when you've seen MA South Boston, the bucolic South Boston of Virginia can't help but fascinate. Haven't been to Chatham, VA yet, but judging by location I'm guessing it's not much of a whaling town.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2014 05:14 AM (ZshNr)

319 Ouch

http://tinyurl.com/p5czwu2

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 09:12 AM (fWAjv)

Not Robin Hood, but....

http://youtu.be/8IPzpaD4UOE

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 05:14 AM (GQ8sn)

320 And she's technically correct. Under a reign of lawlessness such as we are undergoing, telling the truth may be properly described as "a mistake".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 21, 2014 05:16 AM (+jyzN)

321 280 Maybe it's just me, but Disney animated heroines look creepier as I get older -like those horrible pictures with the big eyed dolls with stupid sayings under them Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2014 09:01 AM (XyM/Y) So? Not a Valeria Lukyanova fan then I take it.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 05:16 AM (fWAjv)

322 312 *Grabs stool, waits for pictures* Eew. Posted by: fluffy at March 21, 2014 09:11 AM (Ua6T/) --- Ditto.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 21, 2014 05:16 AM (N/cFh)

323 "Since Gingy is a Canadian, it would be a bikini made from baby seal fur and beaver pelts."

Wait...what?
Beavers have pelts?

I denounce myself

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 05:17 AM (si68n)

324 Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 09:14 AM (GQ8sn) We will fight in the shade

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 05:19 AM (fWAjv)

325 "312 *Grabs stool, waits for pictures*

Eew.
Posted by: fluffy at March 21, 2014 09:11 AM (Ua6T/)
---
Ditto."

You ever have one of those days when what you said made perfect sense in your head.

But when it's in print, you go "Yeh, I could have worded that better"?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 05:19 AM (si68n)

326 Muslims are prisoners to this evil dogma. Expose the evil for what it is and a lot of people would be set free. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 09:05 AM (BZAd3) I'd rephrase that: Arabs are prisoners to this evil dogma.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 05:20 AM (t3UFN)

327 I'm an old pappa--51--but I enjoyed watching Frozen with my 5 and 7 y.o. They loved it, had great songs and humor. We saw it on Disney Fantasy while cruising so that added a bit of magic to it. The parents enjoyed it about as much as the kids did.

However, that does not excuse the patent pandering to the Scandi community in presenting "Olaf" and the Ice Princess. Horrible people. I instructed the children to look away at certain of the more scandi elements of the movie.

Posted by: hmitchell3rd at March 21, 2014 05:20 AM (3YCXd)

328 Wait...what?
Beavers have pelts?

I denounce myself

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 09:17 AM (si68n)

Yes they do. In fact, beaver pelts were prized back in the days for their rich, lustrous, soft fur. They were extremely valued for trading and worth a lot of money.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 05:20 AM (GQ8sn)

329 So? Not a Valeria Lukyanova fan then I take it. Nope; I don't know who that is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2014 05:21 AM (XyM/Y)

330

Since Gingy is a Canadian, it would be a bikini made from baby seal fur and beaver pelts.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 09:07 AM (GQ8sn)

Beaver. Heh.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 21, 2014 05:21 AM (fwARV)

331 On the GA coast bob-whar, batt-tree, and chimbly are less common but still heard....

Posted by: backhoe at March 21, 2014 05:21 AM (ULH4o)

332 I took the kidlets to see Frozen a couple of weeks ago at the discount theater. Pretty good Disney movie. It's not about GW. It's about exceptional talent/powers, fear, superstition, isolation and the love between 2 sisters. I'm surprised we did'nt hear the left screaming about it's political incorrectness. Set in Scandanavia (yeah I know) everyone was white and mostly blond. There was woodcutting and ice fishing and some really scarey wolves. It was actually the best Disney I've seen in years. And that song was impressive.

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 21, 2014 05:22 AM (WBJeV)

333 Posted by: mindful webworker looking at the sun ... ow!... at March 21, 2014 09:10 AM (MwpNJ)

Second the Intellicast site--bye bye Accuweather.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 05:22 AM (o3MSL)

334 Yes they do. In fact, beaver pelts were prized back in the days for their rich, lustrous, soft fur. They were extremely valued for trading and worth a lot of money.

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 09:20 AM (GQ8sn)

Also waterproof.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 05:23 AM (4df7R)

335 I'd rephrase that: Arabs are prisoners to this evil dogma.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 09:20 AM (t3UFN)

Sad to say, it is not just Arabs.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 05:23 AM (o3MSL)

336
The Saudi religious police model is slowly coming to America courtesy of Holder and Obama.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 21, 2014 09:07 AM (o3MSL)

It's insidious. Look at Europe. If people don't start speaking the truth about islam it will insinuate itself into everything in this country and kill it like a slow painful cancer.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 05:24 AM (BZAd3)

337 Also waterproof.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 21, 2014 09:23 AM (4df7R)

Which is a perfect reason for making them into bikinis.

Morning!

Posted by: EC at March 21, 2014 05:24 AM (GQ8sn)

338 Nope; I don't know who that is. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2014 09:21 AM (XyM/Y) Otherwise known as 'Real Life Barbie' http://tinyurl.com/lkq6pus She's a Breatharian now so that should end well.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 05:27 AM (fWAjv)

339 " just this week came across this. Why didn't somebody tell me?"-Gabe Our job is not to be your squish radar

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 21, 2014 05:30 AM (HVff2)

340 I'd rephrase that: Arabs are prisoners to this evil dogma.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2014 09:20 AM (t3UFN)

All I'm saying is that G-d gave us just one life and it nobody, because of birth into an cult of evil, should have to live under the PROMISE that it can be taken from them on a whim of sycophantic followers of vengeful, petulant, cruel, insane deity.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 21, 2014 05:30 AM (BZAd3)

341 Did someone mention beaver pelts?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 21, 2014 05:31 AM (GjPnA)

342 "She's a Breatharian now so that should end well."

So I followed the link.

Not too much one can say after reading all that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2014 05:32 AM (si68n)

343 No; Not a fan. IMO, that's really creepy, and Breatharians-more than odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2014 05:34 AM (XyM/Y)

344 Good day, Hillary. How's the headache? Come up for air once and a while and it should go away.

Posted by: hmitchell3rd at March 21, 2014 05:34 AM (3YCXd)

345 239Don't have me looking stupid at my high society cocktail mixer.

Posted by: RWC at March 21, 2014 08:44 AM (fWAjv)

Wearing pants might help.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Isn't that a violation of the AoS lifestyle code?

Posted by: Gmac at March 21, 2014 05:36 AM (4pjhs)

346 Dump up!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 21, 2014 05:39 AM (4df7R)

347 "Noah will rile some for the complete omission of the name Â“GodÂ” from the dialogue, " and the little disclaimer for the movie says something like it's essentially true to the Biblical story. ROTFL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2014 06:11 AM (XyM/Y)

348 You ever have one of those days when what you said made perfect sense in your head. But when it's in print, you go "Yeh, I could have worded that better"? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice I think that with every comment. Including this once. Already. Same with everything else in life. Obsessive perfectionism + rank stupidity = endless regret

Posted by: mindful webworker looking within... in... in... at March 21, 2014 06:17 AM (EHhm7)

349 What bothers me these days regarding entertainment is: 1. the hatred you see for lead actresses. They are playing a part. Get the fuck over it and knock off the death threats, and 2. the excuses for bad behavior of a character. E.g., Walt was a bad man. He killed or got killed innocent and good people. On The Americans, the ruskies have murdered innocent people. Yeah, I know it's fiction but the people on the internet arguing that they are the good guys are sick.

Posted by: Zombie Pug at March 21, 2014 06:27 AM (r7mtu)

350 Frozen bluray came out on Tuesday. My kids have watched it at least 10 times already. Disney basically created a giant printing press for itself with this movie. Everyone I know who has little girls has gone to it, bought the movie and bought merchandise.

Posted by: Mr. Moo moo at March 21, 2014 06:53 AM (0LHZx)

351 I wrote at March 21, 2014 09:10 AM: 307 AccuWeather, RIP. You were good in your day. Hello, Intellicast.... I meant.... Goodbye WUNDERGROUND.

Posted by: mindful webworker looking dumber with each comment at March 21, 2014 06:58 AM (pK8nF)

352 Mr. Moo Moo: yes, we have it, too, and it's like watching the weather channel, I don't know how many times it's repeated.

Posted by: hmitchell3rd at March 21, 2014 07:32 AM (3YCXd)

353 Frozen vid = dik sucker's playlist

Posted by: Common Man at March 21, 2014 08:19 AM (pM/vk)

354 Common Man, Hiyah, cuttie . . ..

Posted by: hmitchell3rd at March 21, 2014 08:31 AM (3YCXd)

355 I can see Oprah Winfrey moving from Chicago to Hawaii.

Posted by: burt at March 21, 2014 01:34 PM (1+kJ5)

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