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January 22, 2014

Twitter User Jumps the Dog Whistle Shark
— Ace

You know the left's game is claiming everything we say is a dog whistle for racism or some other H8r sort of thing, right? Of course you do.

Well, to the extent this was a competition -- and let's agree it is a competition, as most things in life are; Chris Matthews competing with Martin Bashir competing with Rachel Maddow competing with Leafy Brained Keith Olbermann to connect-the-dots in the most ridiculous Dog Whistle Messaging Conspiracy imaginable -- that competition has now been Won.

It is Won. The game is Won. The competition is over.

From now on, all the assorted semiluninaries of the dimbulb left will be competing for 2nd Place in the All Time Dog Whistle Derby Rankings.

In the below bon mot, "RWNJs" means "Right Wing Nut Jobs:"

@deLIBERnATION Noticed RWNJs always announcing their love of bacon? It's dog-whistle racism - a way to id as anti-Semitic w/o saying it.
— Nicole Bonnet (@NicoleBonnet1) January 21, 2014

Nailed it.

Thanks to @slublog, whose brain isn't Leafy, but it is poised to grow some leafy shoots.

Posted by: Ace at 01:00 PM | Comments (299)
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1 Whaaaa???

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:02 PM (t+DWU)

2 You're right Ace, that has got to be the stupidest thing ever said. By anyone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 22, 2014 01:03 PM (GEICT)

3 Do I want to know what RWNJ means?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (RUvjp)

4 I know tons of progs who also announce a love of bacon. heck there are food trucks in Seattle devoted to pork of various types. I don't suspect that's a right wing city.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (GaqMa)

5 It's about time we started getting some credit around here.

Posted by: Chlorophyllic-Americans at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (6TB1Z)

6 Bacon can't be a tool of bigotry.

Posted by: EC at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (doBIb)

7 Dash it all! Nicole has smoked us out!

Posted by: Bacon Lover at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (pginn)

8 Darn, I thought my love of bacon was due to Mohamed the pedophile.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (kxSZr)

9 so if you say you like bacon you are using the Nazi secret word for I hate Jews? wow

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (zOTsN)

10 And have you noticed that Texans seem to really like cheeseburgers? How insensitive!

Posted by: Dog Whistler at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (hFL/3)

11 RWNJ = Right Wing Nut Job

Posted by: Chlorophyllic-Americans at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (6TB1Z)

12 "Chris Matthews competing with Martin Bashir competing with Rachel Maddow competing with Leafy Brained Keith Olbermann"

sweet, low-crawling jeezus.

Now there's a retard slap-fight worth the price of admission.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (x3YFz)

13 Proof that the universe has an infinite supply of stupid.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at January 22, 2014 01:04 PM (yz6yg)

14 And we consistently lose elections to these f*cktards.
How does that happen?

Posted by: mrShad at January 22, 2014 01:05 PM (C5V36)

15 >Do I want to know what RWNJ means? right wing nut jobs.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2014 01:05 PM (/FnUH)

16 13 Proof that the universe has an infinite supply of stupid. Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 22, 2014 05:04 PM (yz6yg) Daily reminder: They Vote.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 22, 2014 01:06 PM (GEICT)

17 What does it mean if I do NOT like watermelon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 22, 2014 01:06 PM (m2Izr)

18 WOW Resolved: Anything anyone on the right says is, by definition, racist. It's just going to be easier that way.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 22, 2014 01:06 PM (iXvqX)

19 Actually, it's just a way to weed out the vegan douchebags, and mark them for transport to our meatcamps.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:06 PM (MMC8r)

20 Most annoying thing about the cold, I swear there is a 10 degree temp differential between the air around my feet and my head.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2014 01:06 PM (ZPrif)

21 oh she is a special snow flake under her name is the phrase "A Well Regulated Militia Not Every Swinging Dick" wow

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:06 PM (zOTsN)

22 I didn't get it until I read it twice. Right wing nut jobs is RWNJ, and I think they're being serious. Sure I was missing some irony, but nope.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2014 01:06 PM (ZshNr)

23 Now that is some awe-inspiring crazy, there. *sits down, tries to catch breath*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2014 01:06 PM (+jyzN)

I associate bacon with the Counter-Jihad crowd.

The Jawa Report, Vlad Teppes, etc.

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at January 22, 2014 01:07 PM (q+zA9)

25 BLT of the Elders of Zion

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:07 PM (MMC8r)

26 From Annie Hall: Wh- How am I a paran-? Well, I pick up on those kind o' things. You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, I said ... uh, "Did you eat yet or what?" and Tom Christie said, "No, didchoo?" Not, did you, didchoo eat? Jew? No, not did you eat, but Jew eat? Jew. You get it? Jew eat?

Posted by: duke at January 22, 2014 01:07 PM (d3clc)

27 Double Dog Whistle! Jews AND Muzzies! I'm impressed. But then, I'm easily impressed.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 22, 2014 01:07 PM (pginn)

28 Noticed RWNJs always announcing their love of bacon? It's dog-whistle racism - a way to id as anti-Semitic w/o saying it.Â— Nicole Bonnet (@NicoleBonnet1)

____

All you can do is just stare.

There's no way you can deconstruct this statement and have an inkling into the malfunctioning brain that created it.

It's kinda like modern art: it's just stupid, and leave it at that.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:07 PM (x3YFz)

29 13 Proof that the universe has an infinite supply of stupid.

I'm pretty sure that cosmology will one day discover that dark matter = stupid, and that it will be responsible for the ultimate contraction and demolition of the universe.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2014 01:07 PM (6TB1Z)

30 HEEeeey. TURKEY bacon.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 22, 2014 01:08 PM (OZmbA)

31 Your denials are proof of your guilt. Bacon is a tool of the anti-semitic patriarchy!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 22, 2014 01:08 PM (yJKwk)

32 she also says she wants Sarah Palin to "Stop playing the moron card"

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:08 PM (zOTsN)

33 What is up with crazy liberals and their need to turn eveything into a damn acronym? RWNJ...PIV...OMFGBBQ

Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2014 01:08 PM (hFL/3)

34 Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 22, 2014 01:08 PM (UAMVq)

35 I guess talking about pork in the budget is antisemitic too. Already know it's racist

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 22, 2014 01:08 PM (4hJ83)

36 Remember the Bac-os Putsch!

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:08 PM (MMC8r)

37 Indeed.... They can call for seizure of all property and it can not be taken as a paen to Marx but Bacon is anti-Semitism.... Fuck.....fuck....FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK

Posted by: sven10077 at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (TE35l)

Yes Fox News will go apeshit because the pope's kitchen goes kosher for one day.

Dude nailed it. I think it's his moxie.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (fsLdt)

39 (Reality-based community. Shhhhhh.)

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (MMC8r)

40 New York Money Men hate bacon?

Posted by: Will work for sig at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (q177U)

41 I don't know if it's possible to fuck the crazy out of Nicole Bonnet, or if the procedure is covered under Obamacare, but the attempt should be made.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (mKX7W)

42 I can't understand twitter, either. Everyone speaks in code words and I don't know the hidden meanings behind the words.

Having ham for Christmas or Easter was just something we did. I didn't know it was Christians being anti jews.

But from the way the bacon thing spread it was because of the Muslim fanatics. I didn't know Arabs were Semites.

(moment, I have to look that up.)

Ok, ya, I get it now. Bacon is anti-semite. I'm still not going to apologize for eating a ham sandwich or ham dinner, or bacon.

Posted by: Uri Pentilope at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (a5enN)

43 I saw bacon shaped hearts on pinterest the other day. If I did the twitter thing, I would totally tweet that at this person who I've never heard of before today.

Posted by: Lea at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (lIU4e)

44 BTW -- being anti-semitic isn't racism. Not that it matters.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (fsLdt)

45 In before she claims she was "joking."

Posted by: Will work for sig at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (q177U)

46 Certain kinds of crazy it's better to not understand. If your brain was bent enough to understand it, it would probably not be a good thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2014 01:09 PM (+jyzN)

47 Ace, How do you find these things? Do I even want to know.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 01:10 PM (GaqMa)

48 POP QUIZ: Who was missing one ball, wore armbands, and loved bacon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2014 01:10 PM (8ZskC)

49 Dutifully trolled.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 01:10 PM (36Rjy)

50 When I choose the word "chew" over "jew," as in, I chew my bacon, yeah, I'm letting my anti-semitic side get the betters of me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:10 PM (IXrOn)

51 Bacon = Pork = The Other White Meat = WHITE!!! OMG!!!!

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:10 PM (MMC8r)

52 31 Your denials are proof of your guilt. Bacon is a tool of the anti-semitic patriarchy! Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 22, 2014 05:08 PM (yJKwk) Why don't you stfu and go make me a bacon sandwich with a side of bacon, mmmkay?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Irish at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (GEICT)

53 So by this thought process, if RWNJ gays love teh cock, then they are homophobic, yeah?

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (GrtrJ)

54 41 I don't know if it's possible to fuck the crazy out of Nicole Bonnet, or if the procedure is covered under Obamacare, but the attempt should be made.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 22, 2014 05:09 PM (mKX7W)

Knock yourself out, Romeo.

Don't call me when she breaks all the windows out of your house and car and pisses on your carpet.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (x3YFz)

55 lol, ok all you bacon/ham lovin eaters are now anti semites?

pork chops? pork rinds! omg i can't believe i hang out with your pig breaths.

so is this person speaking from a lwnj house?

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (nqBYe)

56 The truly weird thing is the absolute absence of self-awareness among these dolts. They are the ones who 'hear' these dogwhistles, which is too say, it is in their minds that these associations occur. They are the inherent bigots and racists. I would very much like to ask Matthews when it was that he began to make these associations. And, for the record, I have a Jewish friend who is quite fond of ham.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (aDwsi)

57 Who the hell is Nicole Bonnet?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (RJMhd)

58 Idiot (n.): A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

Posted by: The Devil's Dictionary at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (mETGQ)

59 Absolutely wrong. It indicates that we are anti-Islamic. In fact, it's generally the RWNJ wing of Judaism that eschews bacon. The lefty secularists have no problem with it.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (T0NGe)

60 Pretty sure there's a large number of Catholics who do a Seder Meal for Passover. You know, because of that whole belief in the Old Testament thing. So the pope going kosher for a day? Meh.

Posted by: AMDG at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (t7OO0)

61 Wh- How am I a paran-? Well, I pick up on those kind o' things. You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, I said ... uh, "Did you eat yet or what?" and Tom Christie said, "No, didchoo?" Not, did you, didchoo eat? Jew? No, not did you eat, but Jew eat? Jew. You get it? Jew eat? Didchoo - common flyover country talk for "Did you eat?" "No, didchoo?" Weaksauce.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:11 PM (t+DWU)

62 The Stupid is strong with this one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (6CqLb)

63 It's a scavenger hunt for lefties. If you can discover as-yet unrecognized veins of racism and anti-Semitism, that just makes you extra specially sensitive and penetrating and crap like that.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (6TB1Z)

64 To be fair, it means that I am also anti-Muslim.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (PZ6/M)

65 Anti-Semitic is the new lefty hotness. I use bacon to id as anti-muzzie. Too clever by half...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (Bd6GP)

66 How do Muslims identify as anti-Semitic, then?

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (MMC8r)

67 hey if they say they ate catfish for dinner is this also included?

what about a Cheeseburger?
no mixing meat and milk.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (nqBYe)

68 I admit, I'm anti-Islam.

sue me.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (x3YFz)

69 I guess that makes Ann "bacon bookmarks in the Koran" Barnhardt the most flaming of anti-Semites...?

Posted by: Mike at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (8D/Ai)

70 the thing about dog whistles, is that only dogs can hear them... If you think something is racist, that says more about you than the person you are condemning

Posted by: billhedrick at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (1Iets)

71 Oh, the progards are now protesting the personal home of one of the Google engineers that built their self-driving car. Slashdot ‏@slashdot Protesters Show Up At the Doorstep of Google Self-driving Car Engineer http://bit.ly/1c4p1Bt

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2014 01:12 PM (ZPrif)

72 Don't tell her about 'Pork eating Crusader' patches you see from time to time if you look in the right places

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (q+zA9)

73 Yo, Nicole!? Can you make me an ILT please. On whole wheat, with mayo. ~~Kosher~~ Pickles on the side.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (IXrOn)

74 17 What does it mean if I do NOT like watermelon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 22, 2014 05:06 PM (m2Izr)

Heck, even I don't like watermelon.

Fun fact: watermelon has its origin in the Congo, hence the stereotype.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (36Rjy)

75 I would rather chew bacon than eschew bacon.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (fsLdt)

76 Bacon really shines when paired with sausage in the same meal. There's a freakish synergy when their force for evil is united in a single breakfast.

Posted by: Will work for sig at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (q177U)

Seriously, the guy's a moron. He thinks evangelicals are funding sharia courts in Nigeria. Maybe we should pity him instead of ridicule him.....

Posted by: Draki at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (L8r/r)

78 New York Money Men hate bacon? But the market loves it some pork bellies.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (t+DWU)

79 catch is: I don't run amok lopping off heads or strapping bombs to people because of it.

I just think it's stupid.

I am allowed to think... for now, right?

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (x3YFz)

80 How many of you thought I saw bacon shaped hearts would immediately be followed by open for?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (kxSZr)

81 How do vegetarians identify as anti-Semitic?

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:13 PM (MMC8r)

82 Dumbass liberal. That ain't an anti-Semitic dog whistle that is an anti-Islamic dog whistle. Get your bacon facts straight.

Posted by: dogfish at January 22, 2014 01:14 PM (nsOJa)

83 Out and proud, my friends, out and proud.

Posted by: Anti-Semitic Bacon at January 22, 2014 01:14 PM (6TB1Z)

84 I don't know if it's possible to fuck the crazy out of Nicole Bonnet, or if the procedure is covered under Obamacare, but the attempt should be made. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 22, 2014 05:09 PM (mKX7W) ************* It's probably Rahm Emanuel's twittering alter ego. So--the answer is-- no.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 22, 2014 01:14 PM (RJMhd)

85 I'm more intrigued by the first tweet: (a) Does this person even watch Fox News? (of course not, but Fox News behaves in a monolithic manner in opposition to All Good Things). (b) Does this person have even the remotest understanding of Christianity? What Christian would oppose the Pope going kosher 24/7/365?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 01:14 PM (T0NGe)

86 My dress is anti-semitic.

Posted by: Lady Gaga at January 22, 2014 01:14 PM (pginn)

87 Dammit, Amish Dude took the joke already.

Posted by: dogfish at January 22, 2014 01:14 PM (nsOJa)

88 Anyone have beef bacon? I wonder what it tastes like....

Posted by: Will work for sig at January 22, 2014 01:14 PM (q177U)

89 FWIW, my family always said we had ham on Christmas because of it's proximity to thanksgiving, and the fact that very few things serve large groups well. More recently though we've had pasta I think. And Easter is usually brunch....

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 01:14 PM (GaqMa)

90 Watermelon is grotee.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2014 01:15 PM (fsLdt)

91 This is the point in the thread where I point out that Hitler was a vegetarian artist.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 01:15 PM (T0NGe)

92 It's an anonymous group that shows up and distributes flyers with name and address. Seems they are angry about Google Street View as well. And the gentrifying of Berkeley.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2014 01:15 PM (ZPrif)

93 Noticed RWNJs always announcing their love of bacon? It's dog-whistle racism - a way to id as anti-Semitic w/o saying it.
................
OMG.. that really takes the cake..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2014 01:15 PM (f9c2L)

94 If anti-semitism is wrong, why is it so delicious?

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:15 PM (MMC8r)

95
Now I'm hungry for bacon sandwich tonight. Yum.

To make it even more hateyhatey, I'm gonna cook the bacon in the oven.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2014 01:15 PM (TIIx5)

96 The tweet they were replying to was just as stupid: why would the Pope's kitchen going kosher for a day "make Fox News go apeshit"?

Posted by: jic at January 22, 2014 01:15 PM (GsOrg)

97 well i guess we can say vegetarians are Hitler and also dog lovers and Painters.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2014 01:16 PM (nqBYe)

98 So my cats are anti-semetic too?

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2014 01:16 PM (Qf+FR)

99 Projection--it's not just for breakfast anymore, Nicole.

Proggs refuse to buy things made by Jews, refuse to in companies that do business with Israel, agitate for pogroms in NYC (Al $harpton), love the shit out of achmad-dinnerjacket when he promises to annhilate them.

Better mock "RWNJs" to distract from all that hate.

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 01:16 PM (ZKzrr)

100 Ben Kusnetz @MadCaliph @NicoleBonnet1 @deLIBERnATION Yes, saying Israel is an "apartheid state" is in no way antisemitic. But liking bacon is. Smart take, bro.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 01:16 PM (T0NGe)

101 68 I admit, I'm anti-Islam.
sue me.
Posted by: tangonine

On it.

Posted by: The EU at January 22, 2014 01:16 PM (6TB1Z)

102 (b) Does this person have even the remotest understanding of Christianity? What Christian would oppose the Pope going kosher 24/7/365? Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 05:14 PM (T0NGe) I can't speak to the latter, but the former is "no." Pope had some Rabbi's over for an ecumenical thing. Kosher is the order of the day then, very Christian. As for the latter, I think it'd be a bit odd, but I'm not sure anyone could object per se.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 01:16 PM (GaqMa)

103

I wonder if Nicole thinks PETA is anti-semitic. I think they would go far more crazy than Fox that the Pope is going kosher for a day.

Posted by: polynikes at January 22, 2014 01:16 PM (m2CN7)

104 I'm going to make a movie that will completely destroy big bacon.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 22, 2014 01:16 PM (mETGQ)

105 If six more slices of bacon makes a vegan cry, then so be it...

Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (FcR7P)

106 72 Don't tell her about 'Pork eating Crusader' patches you see from time to time if you look in the right places

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at January 22, 2014 05:13 PM (q+zA9)

I knew some dudes who wore Richard I crest in asscrackistan as morale patches.

this was 2003, before it became politically incorrect.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (x3YFz)

107 Heck, even I don't like watermelon.Fun fact: watermelon has its origin in the Congo, hence the stereotype.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 05:13 PM (36Rjy)

wow, thanks for the info

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (q+zA9)

108 it's so much easier for liberals to sit around and circle jerk of imaginary conservatives they saw in a movie once instead of engaging in real learning or having a life.

Posted by: oeJay44incday at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (QxSug)

109 Pass the bacon and kill the joos. You're on to us Nicole. We've been caught red handed. Nicole. You have just created a supernova of fucking stupid. So from this RWNJ. GFY.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (C3Wjb)

110 I'm learning a lot about you RWNJs by reading Nicole's twitter feed. I still get a kick out being called a Teabagger. Who the hell do they think we are tea bagging?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (g1DWB)

111 Between the two of these idiots they have 3,200 Twitter followers.

Todd Bridges played Willis on tv's Diff'rent Strokes over 28 years ago and he has over 14,000 followers.

Posted by: Dang at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (MNq6o)

112 Anyone have beef bacon? I wonder what it tastes like.... Chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (t+DWU)

113 This post is like the shiniest coin the fountain. The smoothest pebble in the ocean. The most kosher salt...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (IXrOn)

114 I lost 10 IQ points having read that. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (X3GkB)

115 Hey, if you like bacon you're a Nazi!

Damn, that's on the Top 10 List for Stoopid Libtard Quotes & that's including Obummer defending Big Brother tactics in the bargain!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 22, 2014 01:17 PM (lJaja)

116 It's interesting that FoxBusiness has such crap ratings. The B-Team pundits don't seem to draw much interest. TV is a winner take all business, I guess. Talk radio can split audiences much better.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (ZPrif)

117 "88 Anyone have beef bacon? I wonder what it tastes like...." I imagine it would taste a lot like corned beef.

Posted by: jic at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (GsOrg)

118
On it.

Posted by: The EU at January 22, 2014 05:16 PM (6TB1Z)

//holding breath

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (x3YFz)

119 When I signed on as a henchman in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, although I was unpaid, I was promised the racist code phrases were unbreakable.

Well, now what am I supposed to do?

Next, you'll tell me they've broken the "I love my mother" code.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (VjL9S)

120 101 68 I admit, I'm anti-Islam. sue me. Posted by: tangonine ---------------------- On it. Posted by: The EU at January 22, 2014 05:16 PM (6TB1Z) Us too.

Posted by: DoJ at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (GEICT)

121 Suicide bombs on buses, okay. Bacon sandwich = anti-jew.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

122 To make it even more hateyhatey, I'm gonna cook the bacon in the oven.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (6TB1Z)

123 The psychology on display here is just fascinating.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (T0NGe)

124 Soooooooooooo, if my heritage involves Jews but I like bacon does that mean I hate myself? What if I'm conservative, like bacon, guns, the Bible and hate flaming liberal twits with a white hot passion? Fvck, now I'm confused...wtf is this idiot saying? Hell, never mind, they are on my list now.

Posted by: Gmac-Pondering the coming implosion, and hoping its 404care at January 22, 2014 01:18 PM (baiNQ)

125 Nicole Bonnet's bunghole is intelligenter than her cakehole.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2014 01:19 PM (X3GkB)

126 Wait. I shall withhold forming an opinion on the topic until the esteemed Rocket Surgeon, Dr. Moo Moo shares his insights and thoughts on this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2014 01:19 PM (6CqLb)

127 I'll have my anti-semitism thick cut and honey cured.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:19 PM (MMC8r)

128

I should just follow this guy to make myself feel better when I make a mistake.....

Posted by: Draki at January 22, 2014 01:20 PM (L8r/r)

129 My teenage son must be a super nazi because I fixed him four BLTs.

Posted by: NCKate at January 22, 2014 01:20 PM (x6fKj)

130 Noted LWNBS always announce their support for Palestine's right to exist? It's dog-whistle racism - a way to ID as Jew haters w/o saying it.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 22, 2014 01:20 PM (lJaja)

131 is she the one who decided peanut-butter and jelly was White Supremacy?

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:20 PM (MMC8r)

132 It's just them hatin' vegans. Pay 'em no heed as you chow down on your tasty BBB sandwiches (Bacon, Bacon, and Bacon).

Posted by: Brother Cavil's Sharpened Stake and Rusty Garden Weasel Emporium at January 22, 2014 01:20 PM (naUcP)

133 Are pork chops,ham, baby back ribs and othe parts of the magic animal still ok?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 22, 2014 01:20 PM (mETGQ)

134 Fun fact: watermelon has its origin in the Congo, hence the stereotype.

Dang, I like learning new stuff.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2014 01:21 PM (6TB1Z)

135 @deLIBERnATION Noticed RWNJs always announcing their love of bacon? It's dog-whistle racism - a way to id as anti-Semitic w/o saying it. All Nicole's got left is her id. She's running on id fumes. Poor child. Her ego and superego figured her out a long time ago and ran like hell.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:21 PM (IXrOn)

136 Think of all those RWNJs in the Carolinas with their pork BBQ. H8Rs epi-center.

Posted by: dogfish at January 22, 2014 01:21 PM (nsOJa)

137 Good Lord but these people are insane. Really, truly insane.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2014 01:21 PM (DmNpO)

138 Hitler was a vegetarian, Nicole.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:21 PM (MMC8r)

139 progs don't need any dog whistles they just draw cartoons of the US seal festooned with Mogan Davids and tell people to call Congressman as long as they have "Jewish sounding" names

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:21 PM (zOTsN)

140 Someone ask her about chitlins.

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (ZKzrr)

141 bacon shaped hearts

Nancy was kind of bacon-shaped, that's why I got so hungry and ate her.

Posted by: Ann Wilson at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (2jQGY)

142 OT http://tinyurl.com/kqrhfpa "The Obama AdministrationÂ’s Pentagon is set to alter longstanding military uniform practices in order to allow more Muslim and Sikh friendly rules that would welcome full beards and turbans to be worn as part of official military dress." Anyone know if this is true?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (GEICT)

143 If it were true, what a fucked up form of harassment it could lead to... "I hate you, take this bacon!". I might try to pass....

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (ZshNr)

144

One of my favorites;

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal ever again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No

Homer: Ham?

Lisa : No

Homer: Pork Chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh Heh. Oh yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful , magical animal.

Posted by: polynikes at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (m2CN7)

145 Wait. I shall withhold forming an opinion on the topic until the esteemed Rocket Surgeon, Dr. Moo Moo shares his insights and thoughts on this. And that's when the fight started.......

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (t+DWU)

146 What Chutzpah!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (IXrOn)

147 Heck, even I don't like watermelon.Fun fact: watermelon has its origin in the Congo, hence the stereotype. Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 05:13 PM I dunno, this sounds like a trap to get me called racist...

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (GaqMa)

148 112 Anyone have beef bacon? I wonder what it tastes like.... Chicken. Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 05:17 PM (t+DWU) --I've had turkey bacon and it's not bad. If your religion precludes you from the real thing, it'll do. Even if not as tasty, there's some solace that it's healthier.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (X3GkB)

149 On it.

Posted by: The EU at January 22, 2014 05:16 PM (6TB1Z)

Us too.

Posted by: DoJ at January 22, 2014 05:18 PM (GEICT)

It's a good thing we have freedom of spee...

//grabs bug out bag and heads for the border.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (x3YFz)

150 in fact I don't think there is any doubt at all the the biggest producers of anti-Semitism these days are our prog betters

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (zOTsN)

151 54 41
I don't know if it's possible to fuck the crazy out of Nicole Bonnet, or
if the procedure is covered under Obamacare, but the attempt should be
made.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 22, 2014 05:09 PM (mKX7W)

Knock yourself out, Romeo.

Don't call me when she breaks all the windows out of your house and car and pisses on your carpet.
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She seems the type to drag a snail trail across your couch, too.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 22, 2014 01:22 PM (VjL9S)

152 ♪♫You don't win friends with salad.♪♫

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 01:23 PM (ZKzrr)

153 This one should go on Twitchy.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:23 PM (MMC8r)

154 BC true

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:23 PM (zOTsN)

155 Four BLT's? That's unpossible.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2014 01:23 PM (fsLdt)

156 feh...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:23 PM (IXrOn)

157
Don't tell her about 'Pork eating Crusader' patches you see from time to time if you look in the right places

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at January 22, 2014 05:13 PM (q+zA9)

I have a couple of those plastered on pistol cases. Keeps me warm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2014 01:23 PM (TIIx5)

158 Shit I was just having a BLT reading Mein Kampf. Now my whole day is ruined!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (C3Wjb)

159
I dunno, this sounds like a trap to get me called racist...

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 05:22 PM (GaqMa)

I don't know about ya'll, but I want some freaking watermelon now. Bloody hell.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (x3YFz)

160 W know Jews that like bacon. Bad Jews! that are Anti-Semitic!

Posted by: S.P. L.C. Please Send Money at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (nbGZj)

161 Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2014 05:22 PM (X3GkB) Healthier except for the huge dose of sulfites

. I thought it tasted like jerky. Which reminds me, I once had bacon jerky. Don't get your hopes up, it's like bad bacon, which is still OK, but not great.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (GaqMa)

162 Whatta schmuck

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (IXrOn)

163 Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 05:21 PM (zOTsN) Your hash tag is suspiciously jewey.

Posted by: Frau Nicole Bonnet at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (mETGQ)

164 " @deLIBERnATION Noticed RWNJs always announcing their love of bacon? It's dog-whistle racism - a way to |*|id|*| as anti-Semitic w/o saying it. -- Nicole Bonnet (@NicoleBonnet1) January 21, 2014" Heh.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (4hZFd)

165 122 To make it even more hateyhatey, I'm gonna cook the bacon in the oven.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2014 05:18 PM (6TB1Z)

Right now, I'm reading the book The Bloodlands...how Hitler and Stalin rampaged through Europe...and I still laughed at this.

Save me a seat, pep.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (36Rjy)

166 This guy is a small toy short of a happy meal..... deLIBERnATION ‏@deLIBERnATION 5h Dallas Morning News Reporter Wayne Slater: As Wendy Davis touts life story in race for governor, key facts blurred @deLIBERnATION 5h Slater must be just another Texas "journalist" addicted to Koch Koch?! Get it! So witty! So so witty! Duuude.....

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (bCEmE)

167 true Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 05:23 PM (zOTsN) Fuck. This. Shit. No one tell EoJ. He'll come unglued.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2014 01:24 PM (GEICT)

168 POP QUIZ: Who was missing one ball, wore armbands, and loved bacon?

Lance Armstrong?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 22, 2014 01:25 PM (wSrLR)

169 Just a question. When was it that the left became so concerned for the Jews?

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2014 01:25 PM (Qf+FR)

170 152 ♪♫You don't win friends with salad.♪♫
Posted by: HR

There's a reason the Chili's, TGIF, Outback, and the rest of the lumpenprole feedlot ads don't talk much about their salads.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2014 01:25 PM (6TB1Z)

171 Based on her (and her friend's) timeline, Twitter isn't ALL she's using.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 22, 2014 01:25 PM (zDsvJ)

172 I am as un Jewish and on Muslim as it is possible to get. And I often shop for specifically look for kosher food and ask for kosher meals on the airlines. It's just better quality.

Posted by: OG-Celtic Àmerican at January 22, 2014 01:25 PM (P9kUH)

173 Nicole Bonnet have nice tits at least?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2014 01:25 PM (zqvg6)

174 just remember.... never fuck crazy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2014 01:26 PM (6CqLb)

175 I always thought I had a leafy brain until the doctor took an x-ray and found it I actually have a Glioblastoma multiforme tumor.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2014 01:26 PM (oFCZn)

176 63 It's a scavenger hunt for lefties. If you can discover as-yet unrecognized veins of racism and anti-Semitism, that just makes you extra specially sensitive and penetrating and crap like that.
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Like wine connoisseurs, all with their subtle hints of this and wafts of that.

Bullshit.

My Coors Light has subtle hints of salt and toasted bread 'cause I just ate a handful of pretzels.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 22, 2014 01:26 PM (VjL9S)

177 Which reminds me, I once had bacon jerky. Don't get your hopes up, it's like bad bacon, which is still OK, but not great. Tactical Canned Bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:26 PM (t+DWU)

178 >>2 You're right Ace, that has got to be the stupidest thing ever said. By anyone. Clearly you haven't been reading my comments.

Posted by: Moi Moi at January 22, 2014 01:26 PM (zDsvJ)

179 there is nothing more unwinnable than a War On Bacon. go for it leftists.

Posted by: X at January 22, 2014 01:26 PM (KHo8t)

180 Of course, Bonn was once the capital of the Right-Wing "Antisoviet" Federal Republic of Germany. Coincidence? Surely not.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:26 PM (4hZFd)

181 Prisoners are asking for kosher meals now in large numbers.Costing states lots of money.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2014 01:27 PM (zqvg6)

182 Just a question. When was it that the left became so concerned for the Jews? Hook nose-on, hook nose-off.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:27 PM (MMC8r)

183 Seems like this horrible idiot is saying that if a jewish man doesn't keep kosher then he's not a jew? Ever? Seems like she's declaring every non-observant jew an anti-semite. See, I can go wacky zing zang wallarangdoo with the best of them.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 22, 2014 01:27 PM (UfYXk)

184 I would say "good, more bacon for the rest of us" but everyone knows these pansy leftists are all vegan.

Posted by: Moar Bacon! at January 22, 2014 01:27 PM (tv7DV)

185 Right now, I'm reading the book The Bloodlands...how Hitler and Stalin rampaged through Europe...and I still laughed at this.

That's been on my list for awhile. How is it?

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2014 01:27 PM (6TB1Z)

186 Bacon on a schtick.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:27 PM (IXrOn)

187 And using the phrase "dog whistle" is a way of expressing that you are anti-cat without actually saying it.

Posted by: crosspatch at January 22, 2014 01:27 PM (sBLGN)

188 "The Obama AdministrationÂ’s Pentagon is set to alter longstanding military uniform practices in order to allow more Muslim and Sikh friendly rules that would welcome full beards and turbans to be worn as part of official military dress." Anyone know if this is true? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2014 05:22 PM (GEICT) I kind of want to consider the possibility of looser rules for Sikhs, but I know whatever happens is at the insistence of the ever-obnoxious Muslim pressure machine and they'll whine and exploit every inch of it. And the Sikhs have genuine religious issues with it. Muslims don't. It's (barely) tradition, but they like sticking their fingers in our eyes.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 01:27 PM (T0NGe)

189 If most Jews are secular, why can't they eat bacon?

Posted by: NCKate at January 22, 2014 01:28 PM (x6fKj)

190 "@NicoleBonnet1" That 1 added at the end? An extremely erect uncircumcised penis.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:28 PM (4hZFd)

191 Koch?! Get it! So witty! So so witty! Duuude.....

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2014 05:24 PM (bCEmE)

yeah. They're a clever bunch.

Just make sure their helmet chin straps are tight when they get loaded onto the bus.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:28 PM (x3YFz)

192 I'm stuffing a pork loin with pancetta, which is classy Italian bacon, because HATE!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 22, 2014 01:28 PM (zDsvJ)

193 This should be the new AoSHQ logo...

http://tinyurl.com/l5j4f57

Posted by: dogfish at January 22, 2014 01:28 PM (nsOJa)

194

Posted by: OG-Celtic Ã€merican at January 22, 2014 05:25 PM (P9kUH)

Kopsher=Jewish

Halal=Moslem

Bacon=yummy

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at January 22, 2014 01:28 PM (q+zA9)

195 I can't take seriously a woman who has batgirl as her avatar and having read some of Nicole's other tweets I take her even less seriously.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2014 01:28 PM (7kkQJ)

196 Pretty funny that they think the slightly right of center Fox News will " go nuts" over the Pope going kosher for a day.If it's anything Fox is known for it is virulent anti semitism,right?

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2014 01:28 PM (zqvg6)

197 deLIBERnATION ‏@deLIBERnATION Jan 21 @NicoleBonnet1 Yeah because RWNJs need Israel for Jesus to come back & purge the Earth of the heathen.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2014 01:29 PM (DmNpO)

198 That 1 added at the end? An extremely erect uncircumcised penis.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 05:28 PM (4hZFd)

...and matching the size of 12 point Times New Roman font.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:29 PM (x3YFz)

199 Meanwhile the left is more chock full of jew hatred than anybody.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2014 01:29 PM (zqvg6)

200 140 Someone ask her about chitlins.

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 05:22 PM (ZKzrr)

Done!

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 01:29 PM (36Rjy)

201 192 I'm stuffing a pork loin with pancetta, which is classy Italian bacon, because HATE! Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 22, 2014 05:28 PM (zDsvJ) Drool.....!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 22, 2014 01:29 PM (bCEmE)

202 "The Obama AdministrationÂ’s Pentagon is set to alter longstanding military uniform practices in order to allow more Muslim and Sikh friendly rules that would welcome full beards and turbans to be worn as part of official military dress."

Anyone know if this is true?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2014 05:22 PM (GEICT)

-------------------------------------------

I'll just say this. It wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2014 01:30 PM (Qf+FR)

203 193 - It's got my vote!

Posted by: Brother Cavil's Sharpened Stake and Rusty Garden Weasel Emporium at January 22, 2014 01:30 PM (naUcP)

204 @deLIBERnATION 5h Slater must be just another Texas "journalist" addicted to Koch He's a LWNJ who wrote "Bush's Brain" and who was very close to the Dan Rather/Mary Mapes debacle, according to a poster here. Wendy Davis was targeted by Dems. They finally realized Wendy was a bit of a kook and was taking way too much money from Democrats who could win and who weren't making vicious attacks against a man in a wheelchair.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 01:30 PM (T0NGe)

205 20

Most annoying thing about the cold, I swear there is a 10 degree temp differential between the air around my feet and my head.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 22, 2014 05:06 PM (ZPrif)

See, I don't have that problem due to keeping my feet behind my head when I'm not on camera.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 22, 2014 01:31 PM (M5T54)

206 Pork rinds are just Hate's Crispy Coating.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:31 PM (MMC8r)

207 Wendy Davis was targeted by Dems. They finally realized Wendy was a bit of a kook and was taking way too much money from Democrats who could win and who weren't making vicious attacks against a man in a wheelchair.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: pep at January 22, 2014 01:31 PM (6TB1Z)

208 It's dog-whistle racism - Somehow the Duck Dynasty clan dodged a bullet on this one. She could have been more creative. It's ~~dog~~duck-whistle racism -

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:32 PM (IXrOn)

209 O/T, but a moonbat's moonbat who I allow to remain as a FB friend for the sheer comic relief of it has just posted something about TFG allowing a tar sands pipeline of some kind, with the comment "another politician bought out by dirty oil and dirty carbon."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*pauses for breath*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I just had to share that. I'll be out back rolling in the Schadenfreude.....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2014 01:32 PM (GCKTv)

210 I'm stuffing a pork loin with pancetta, which is classy Italian bacon, because HATE! Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 22, 2014 05:28 PM (zDsvJ) I had a pork loin roasted on a bed of apple raisin stuffing a few nights back. Pork and meat mixed with dairy! (Butter, tons and tons of butter.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 01:32 PM (GaqMa)

211 See, I don't have that problem due to keeping my feet behind my head when I'm not on camera.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 22, 2014 05:31 PM (M5T54)

Fully weaponized text. You NEED to provide a warning!

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:32 PM (x3YFz)

212 Clearly you haven't been reading my comments. Posted by: Moi Moi at January 22, 2014 05:26 PM (zDsvJ) Not today. I'm still annoyed with myself for getting sucked in by that troll garbage the other night.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2014 01:32 PM (GEICT)

213 I kind of want to consider the possibility of looser rules for Sikhs, but I know whatever happens is at the insistence of the ever-obnoxious Muslim pressure machine and they'll whine and exploit every inch of it. And the Sikhs have genuine religious issues with it. Muslims don't. It's (barely) tradition, but they like sticking their fingers in our eyes. Posted by: AmishDude at January 22, 2014 05:27 PM (T0NGe) --I'm torn myself. As you say, the militant Mussel-men are obnoxious, but at the same time anything that increases Sikh enlistment in the armed forces is a good thing.

Posted by: logprof at January 22, 2014 01:32 PM (X3GkB)

214 147
Heck, even I don't like watermelon.Fun fact: watermelon has its origin in the Congo, hence the stereotype.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 05:13 PM

I dunno, this sounds like a trap to get me called racist...

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 22, 2014 05:22 PM (GaqMa)

Every picnic I've been to where there was a watermelon and a bunch of white persons, I would have had to play the knockout game to get to the watermelon before they did.

So there!

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 01:32 PM (36Rjy)

215

Someone ask her about chitlins.

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 05:22 PM (ZKzrr)

Done!

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 05:29 PM (36Rjy)

------------------------------------------------

*gag* The smell of cooking chitlins. *gag*

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2014 01:33 PM (Qf+FR)

216 "@deLIBERnATION" deLIBERnATION spelled backwards, omitting the con"spic"uously uncapitalized n? noitarebiled. Get it? "Know it. A rabbi led." The @? A reference to @dolf.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:33 PM (4hZFd)

217 Did someone say bacon?

Posted by: Porky Pig at January 22, 2014 01:33 PM (v5SLp)

218 Remember, that milking is anti-woman, therefore cheese is the new sexism.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:33 PM (MMC8r)

219 This should be the new AoSHQ logo... http://tinyurl.com/l5j4f57 Posted by: dogfish at January 22, 2014 05:28 PM (nsOJa) nice. ha!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:33 PM (IXrOn)

220 Hmmmm. Tactical canned bacon. Made by Yoder. Sounds Jewish.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:34 PM (t+DWU)

221 The dog whistles. The dog whistles.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:34 PM (4hZFd)

222 Total crap. I always have my bacon blessed by a Rabbi.

Posted by: eman at January 22, 2014 01:34 PM (8Sj00)

223 I get THE BEST bacon locally. Local swine COTTAGE bacon made from the shoulder not the belly. Lean as hell all delicious meat dry cured then smoked. To die for.

Posted by: OG-Celtic Àmerican at January 22, 2014 01:35 PM (P9kUH)

224 Bacon, cold dead hands!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2014 01:35 PM (C3Wjb)

225 And that last tweet about only "RWNJ"s "needing" Israel for the second coming to whatever the whatever - seems like not only Jew-hating pouring out, but that skank's got a big ol' bucket of anti-Christian bigotry along with it spurting like pus and blood out of a lanced abcess - but verbally.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 22, 2014 01:35 PM (UfYXk)

226 74----Heck, even I don't like watermelon.Fun fact: watermelon has its origin in the Congo, hence the stereotype. Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 05:13 PM (36Rjy) --------------------------- Actually, the love of watermelon and fried chicken is a SOUTHERN thing. When great numbers of southern blacks migrated north, Yankees associated it with blacks, hence the stereotype. During the Civil Rights Movement, when talking about watermelon and fried chicken was denounced as stereotyping, white southerners were puzzled since they themselves never saw those foods as "black."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2014 01:36 PM (dfYL9)

227 This should be the new AoSHQ logo... http://tinyurl.com/l5j4f57 **** Awesome!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2014 01:36 PM (DmNpO)

228 I read her feed for about 15 minutes. I find it so strange that the characterizations of the right are always totally incorrect, but the stereotype of the left is dead on balls accurate.

Posted by: MJ at January 22, 2014 01:36 PM (PRPp1)

229 But shellfish is still ok right?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 22, 2014 01:36 PM (jK4NA)

230 Does this Bint know that even pigs will eat bacon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2014 01:36 PM (6CqLb)

231 Personally, I don't eat bacon.

Not for religious reasons.

Bacon comes from pigs. And pigs are much more useful alive than dead.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:36 PM (x3YFz)

232 If most Jews are secular, why can't they eat bacon? Posted by: NCKate

Some do. I had dinner with a Jewish friend years ago and he ordered pork chops. Another Jewish friend loves shrimp. It happens.

Posted by: Dang at January 22, 2014 01:36 PM (MNq6o)

233 "Posted by: OG-Celtic Ã€merican at January 22, 2014 05:35 PM"

I'm going to have to try that. I always make mine with pork belly, but I could see using pork butt. Hmmm..... *eyes smoker*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2014 01:36 PM (GCKTv)

234

41 I don't know if it's possible to fuck the crazy out of Nicole Bonnet...

Careful: Nicole can probably fry bacon with her MIND.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 22, 2014 01:37 PM (81ia8)

235 Volunteering to serve food to the poor is just the RWNJs way of suppressing their white guilt!

Posted by: Progtard at January 22, 2014 01:37 PM (Aif/5)

236 pep:

Bloodlands is an easy read--and hard, of course. The proverbial train wreck from which you can't look away.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 22, 2014 01:37 PM (36Rjy)

237 I am so far behind the trends, I thought the resurgence of bacon and eggs was a sly protest against the food idiots with cholesterol and stuff.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at January 22, 2014 01:37 PM (MIKMs)

238 I had a pork loin roasted on a bed of apple raisin stuffing a few nights back. ---- I saw Roasted Pork Loin open for Hate Chicken in 2014.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 22, 2014 01:37 PM (zDsvJ)

239 I'll stop eating bacon when pigs fly... Which reminds me, I have to go round up something for dinner. Great post. The definition of the left as observed under a microscope.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2014 01:37 PM (IXrOn)

240 New military dress code to accommodate muzis and sicks? Who cares? Remember the images from the fashion show the other day. Forget the dresses but remember those fabulous boots. Essential dress for the LGBT contingent!

Posted by: RioBravo at January 22, 2014 01:38 PM (eEfYn)

241 "And pigs are much more useful alive than dead.
Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 05:36 PM"

Insofar as they can locate truffles....Failures become bacon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2014 01:38 PM (GCKTv)

242 Personally, I don't eat bacon. Not for religious reasons. Bacon comes from pigs. And pigs are much more useful alive than dead. Come to Texas. We have so many running wild, we can't shoot all of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:38 PM (t+DWU)

243 I am so far behind the trends, I thought the resurgence of bacon and eggs was a sly protest against the food idiots with cholesterol and stuff.

Bacon is the candy of meats.

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 01:38 PM (ZKzrr)

244 A dog whistle walked into a bar and ordered a

Posted by: polynikes at January 22, 2014 01:39 PM (m2CN7)

245 "225 And that last tweet about only "RWNJ"s "needing" Israel for the second coming to whatever the whatever - seems like not only Jew-hating pouring out, but that skank's got a big ol' bucket of anti-Christian bigotry along with it spurting like pus and blood out of a lanced abcess - but verbally. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 22, 2014 05:35 PM (UfYXk)" The two usually go together. "The Joos" "invented" Christianity, after all, as a way of "enslaving" "the goyim." Howard Dean was going to expose it all before the Joos sabotaged his campaign.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:39 PM (4hZFd)

246 This should be the new AoSHQ logo... http://tinyurl.com/l5j4f57 Posted by: dogfish at January 22, 2014 05:28 PM (nsOJa) I like it! I prefer scrambled eggs or omelets, but IÂ’m going to make eggs & hash browns for dinner.

Posted by: Carol at January 22, 2014 01:39 PM (z4WKX)

247 I'm glad people like this are around to tell me what a racist and anti-Semite I am. I never would have realized without them.

Posted by: Adam at January 22, 2014 01:40 PM (Aif/5)

248 When reviewing election results, we call folks like this "winners", unfortunately.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 22, 2014 01:41 PM (tHzqt)

249 I'm guessing @NicoleBonnet1 prefers tuna.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:41 PM (MMC8r)

250 "235 Volunteering to serve food to the poor is just the RWNJs way of suppressing their white guilt! Posted by: Progtard at January 22, 2014 05:37 PM (Aif/5)" RWNJs will feed homeless Jewish people. But they will only feed them *bacon.*

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:42 PM (4hZFd)

251 I prefer scrambled eggs or omelets, but IÂ’m going to make eggs & hash browns for dinner. *** I've always enjoyed breakfast for dinner.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2014 01:42 PM (DmNpO)

252 got lost on her twitter page no photos of her at all but lots of pics of anti religious bigotry, followed by scolding RWNJ for not being like Jesus, every clichÃ© you can think of. Some references to gun owners having small dicks. A poster inferring that women wouldn't get as any abortions if they had free child care based on my forensic analysis of the above and I have created a psychological profile of her really really fat and ugly hetero woman

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:42 PM (zOTsN)

253 Sometimes a bratwurst is just a bratwurst.

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at January 22, 2014 01:42 PM (V70Uh)

254 Ever notice how the LWNJs always say they "represent the 99%"? Middle Class. And math.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 22, 2014 01:43 PM (FudU1)

255 Bacon comes from pigs. And pigs are much more useful alive than dead. You don't have THAT many bodies to dispose of, do you...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil's Sharpened Stake and Rusty Garden Weasel Emporium at January 22, 2014 01:43 PM (naUcP)

256 plus she like really old movies and TV shows. Doris day and Mame and such. So also old and bitter

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:43 PM (zOTsN)

257 From Twitchy: Maybe we should email one another the Constitution so the government would read it.Â— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) January 21, 2014

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

258 really really fat and ugly hetero woman

Nothing wrong with that. *glare*

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 01:44 PM (ZKzrr)

259 really really fat and ugly hetero woman More "aspirationally" hetero I'm thinking.

Posted by: Brother Cavil's Sharpened Stake and Rusty Garden Weasel Emporium at January 22, 2014 01:44 PM (naUcP)

260 "237 I am so far behind the trends, I thought the resurgence of bacon and eggs was a sly protest against the food idiots with cholesterol and stuff. Posted by: Mustbequantum at January 22, 2014 05:37 PM (MIKMs)" Fuck. Dr. Seuss was in on it too? But, of course. Who else could possibly master mind the Vast RWNJ Conspiracy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:44 PM (4hZFd)

261 really really fat and ugly hetero woman Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 05:42 PM (zOTsN) There is a Nicole Bonnet on Facebook. Works for some alternative medicine place. But lists her location as in Arizona. The address she listed on twitter is a new york one. SoÂ…I dunno. But the one of FB is not fat, but is most assuredly ugly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2014 01:44 PM (GEICT)

262 It's bacon all the way down!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:44 PM (4hZFd)

263 We think this tweet is crazy? Just wait. We ain't seen crazy yet.

Posted by: Soona at January 22, 2014 01:44 PM (Qf+FR)

264 every now and then I'll clicky one of these prog commie tweets (disclaimer: I don't tweet) and it just reminds me how narcissistic and self-absorbed people have become.

"I can spew my bullshit to everyone, non-stop, without recourse! I'm a progressive!"

Someday, somewhere, either Karma or Natural Selection will find you, hippie. Count on it.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:45 PM (x3YFz)

265 and old music and FDR this is some old broad

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:45 PM (zOTsN)

266 Bacon comes from pigs. And pigs are much more useful alive than dead. You don't have THAT many bodies to dispose of, do you...? 52%.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2014 01:45 PM (t+DWU)

267 More "aspirationally" hetero I'm thinking.

Nothing wrong with that, either.

I'm going home to make pancakes...which is not actually a subtle commentary on a certain amusing bulldozer incident. I'll laugh at that flat out. *snicker*

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 01:46 PM (ZKzrr)

268 258 really really fat and ugly hetero woman

Nothing wrong with that. *glare*

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 05:44 PM (ZKzrr)

Nominee for AoSHQ Wingman of the Month.

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:46 PM (x3YFz)

269 Hey, don't be hatin' on Doris Day!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 22, 2014 01:46 PM (zDsvJ)

270 On the one hand, new post, on the other hand...um, might want to leave the 'ettes here for this one...

Posted by: Brother Cavil's Sharpened Stake and Rusty Garden Weasel Emporium at January 22, 2014 01:47 PM (naUcP)

271 this is some old broad The nastiest, most hateful lefties I know are women well past their prime and manless. Who do shit like this endlessly and complain about how 'hateful' the Right is.

Posted by: --- at January 22, 2014 01:47 PM (MMC8r)

272 which is not actually a subtle commentary on a certain amusing bulldozer incident. I'll laugh at that flat out. *snicker*

Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 05:46 PM (ZKzrr)

St. Pancake?

Posted by: tangonine at January 22, 2014 01:47 PM (x3YFz)

273 @226: That's what I always thought. And I learn all my stereotypes from leftists. Leftist: He's the kind of guy who would take a watermelon to a black person's housewarming party. Me: Huh? L: You know, because black people love watermelon. Me: They do? L: Yes, and fried chicken. That's the stereotype. Me: (thinking) Damn, now I want to go on a picnic. (aloud) Are you sure this isn't a stereotype about Southerners? L: No, it's definitely about black people. So you should never offer a black person a slice of watermelon, because it's racist. Me: Um, okay. (The above conversation is made up, but I genuinely was in my mid-twenties before I found out about this stereotype, and I really did learn it from leftists.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 22, 2014 01:47 PM (le5rc)

274 Theme music to Nicole Bonnet's twit feed: http://bit.ly/19OBMRg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 22, 2014 01:47 PM (DmNpO)

275 "243 I am so far behind the trends, I thought the resurgence of bacon and eggs was a sly protest against the food idiots with cholesterol and stuff. Bacon is the candy of meats. Posted by: HR at January 22, 2014 05:38 PM (ZKzrr)" Fuck! Candy Crowley too??? Now it all makes sense.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 22, 2014 01:47 PM (4hZFd)

276 I love Doris Day but for all the hundreds of images on her twitter profile, all the performers are dead. I don't think I saw anyone new at all. Or younger than dead

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:48 PM (zOTsN)

277 nood

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at January 22, 2014 01:49 PM (q+zA9)

278
I thought liking bacon would surely be a sign of anti-muzz.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2014 01:51 PM (n0DEs)

279 she is in a twitter feud with singer Michelle Shocked and she likes Jackson Brown (still alive) this lady is prolly around 60, maybe older loves the Kennedys

Posted by: thunderb at January 22, 2014 01:52 PM (zOTsN)

280 Anti-Baconite!!!!!11!

Posted by: Frankly at January 22, 2014 01:52 PM (Fhfk9)

281 10 And have you noticed that Texans seem to really like cheeseburgers? How insensitive! Cheeseburgers are verboten by the Torah. See what I did there?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 22, 2014 01:54 PM (1hM1d)

282 Anyone remember EOJ's epic take down of curious? This broad needs that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2014 01:57 PM (o9Rp5)

283 Tweets may come and go, but twitchy helps them live on forever.

Posted by: d_fitz at January 22, 2014 01:58 PM (EAPPa)

284 L: No, it's definitely about black people. So you should never offer a black person a slice of watermelon, because it's racist. I know of a case of a locally owned restaurant in Tallahassee, FL, was garnishing their breakfast plates with a small slice of watermelon this past summer. A regular customer was offended because he was black and he thought they were trying to say something. He hasn't been back, but no one seems to be overly heart broken. He seemed to want to be offended, since it was explained to him that all customers were getting this garnish. But frankly, you put some watermelon, fried chicken, collard greens in front of me and I would be a rather happy camper.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 22, 2014 02:01 PM (1hM1d)

285 Do any of you have Ms. Bonnett's phone number?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow's Booking Agent at January 22, 2014 02:03 PM (K2XO3)

286 FYI this @NicoleBonnet1 is quite the stalker or claims to be. She and her child adult sex advocate have been trying to run me and others off social media http://goo.gl/K2BYi3 http://goo.gl/Rnltjn

Posted by: Jeanette Victoria at January 22, 2014 02:04 PM (jMyte)

287 Jews love bacon. It's in the Talmud.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 22, 2014 02:09 PM (VGDJR)

288 When politics is everything to you, it's impossible to imagine life being any other way.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 22, 2014 02:14 PM (4/o9U)

289 They are setting a trap. Everyone comes out supporting bacon, voila, they are all racists.

Posted by: Holger at January 22, 2014 02:22 PM (rIk1N)

290 It is my belief that these fucking loons say the most bizarre shit in the hopes that someone will threaten them or physically attack them. They have to keep the hate and discontent ginned up to high heaven any way they can. They truly are not fit to live in a free or civil society.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 22, 2014 02:23 PM (v+ojV)

291 I thought we were controlled by Jews and hate muslims? Muslims don't like bacon either. Then of course, Bush let the saudis fly out of town so...

Posted by: Baldy at January 22, 2014 02:30 PM (2bql3)

292 God bless the orthodox Jews, and orthodox Muslims, and vegans, and vegetarians, and all the other peole with dietary restrictions that keep them away from my bacon supply. And God bless the Canadians who decided they could use more of the hog to make bacon.

Posted by: not a lying rightwinger (D) at January 22, 2014 02:35 PM (RVHFh)

293 id venture to bet that Jewish Reps keep kosher at a much higher rate than Jewish Dems. libtards eat treife

Posted by: Avi at January 22, 2014 02:36 PM (p/izY)

294 Maybe Nicole's bonnet is on too tight.

Posted by: Rick C at January 22, 2014 03:00 PM (swpgw)

295 I like most Jews. At least the political conservative/libertarian ones. The democrat Jews? They're just like democrat Catholics. Atheists, every damn one of them. Don't get me started on Mohamadans. By the way, I love bacon. And watermelon.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 22, 2014 03:10 PM (OONaw)

296 I think a division of ghurka's might be kind of cool. I we should weaponize bacon. Serious you guys, bacon infused cruise missle to Iran's reactor - they wouldn't be able to touch it. Pretty Smart ehhhhhh

Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2014 03:30 PM (hTeQK)

297 Dealt with DeLiberation before - the site is where far left Jew haters and Neo-Nazis get together to do what assholes like that do; blame the Jews for their own failures

Posted by: Rick at January 22, 2014 03:59 PM (2BmWD)

298 So... just guessing but is Nicole a vegetarian by any chance?

Posted by: The Emperor Cletus Augustus at January 23, 2014 09:42 AM (xvN0P)

299 Oh, my. Can LWNJ talk of an impending 'Bacon-nacht' be far behind?

Posted by: Clifford at January 30, 2014 05:06 AM (u8Xry)

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