January 09, 2014

Virginia Delegate: Hey, Let's Start Making Oral Sex a Crime Again
— Ace

He's not seeking to make oral sex broadly illegal, just specifically illegal in certain cases. For example, prostituted genital sex is a misdemeanor, but he wishes to make prostituted oral sex a felony.

He wants to make oral sex with a minor a felony in all cases -- including in the case of minors having sex with minors. 15-17 year olds are allowed to have sex with each other (no crime), but if they have oral sex with each other, that would be a crime.

There is a certain contingent in the Republican Party that insists on defending this nonsense. Not everyone who defends it actually supports it; I think the idea is rather that just as the left observes the rule No Enemies to the Left, so should we refrain from knocking allies on the right.

I don't support this rule. I used to see in the value in it but I no longer do. Things like this are embarrassing and counterproductive. I am tired of being associated with the Party That Really Wants To Patrol Your Private Sexual Choices Because We Know Better Because It's In the Bible.

d, yes, I realize that some people, presumably including Delegate Garrett, view nongenital sex as immoral — but even those people, I assume, are uninclined to outlaw things (unkindness, dishonesty, not honoring your father and mother, coveting your neighbor’s wife or property, and the like) just because they are immoral. Indeed, even people who view premarital sex generally as immoral tend not to be inclined to pass new laws banning all fornication. What is there about nongenital sex that makes it more properly subject to outlawing, especially given the perverse incentives that such a prohibition would create?

To not criticize this crap -- which, by the way, cost us all of the statewide posts in Virginia just a few months ago -- is to send the signal that we're broadly supportive of it, and hence to encourage more of it.

We should not. Social infractions should be punished by social means -- stigmatization, speeches, opinion columns, sermons in church. This insistence that The Law shall be the place where we announce, promote, and ultimately enforce our personal belief systems (in all cases, not just a few absolutely required ones) will be our undoing.

What makes these arguments especially tedious is that those pushing this sort of backdoor-recriminalizaiton-of-sodomy crap usually deny they're doing that, no matter how obvious it is that's precisely what they're seeking to do:

[T]his proposal is a response to a MacDonald v. Moose (4th Cir. 2013), which applied Lawrence v. Texas to strike down the ban on the grounds that the ban covered private noncommercial adult sexual conduct. Delegate Garrett is trying to revive that old law in those areas — prostitution, sex involving minors, and sex in public places — where Lawrence might not apply. But even though this revival might be constitutional, that doesn’t make it smart.

So they're looking for corner-case situations where a court may permit a reinstatement of the ban, in particular cases.

Why?

The proposed bill, by the way, is headlined:

§ 18.2-361. Crimes against nature; penalty.

We often goof on the left for being unserious -- for ignoring issues requiring serious work in order to indulge in cheap tribal sexual politics gesturing.

How is this any different?

Milton Friedman observed that it is wrong to say "We need to elect the right people into office." Politicians are insecure, emotionally-broken, pandering attention-monsters (rather like bloggers, you know) who will do whatever they believe will make them popular.

The right way to get the right law is not to elect better politicians; such things are as rare as black swans.

The right way to get the right law is to make it such that the right thing to do is the thing that makes the politician popular.

And to make it unpopular to do the wrong thing, the stupid thing, the anti-freedom thing.

Continuing to just let this agenda fester in silence is to tacitly bless it. Obviously this guy, Garrett, feels that being an idiot on oral sex will make him popular with some; it's about time we on the right stopped falsifying our own preferences in deference to a fringe minority and openly declared our real preferences, which is that this nonsense must stop.

It's time for the right's own in-caucus preference cascade. I think we've all been silently going along with this stuff because of our mistaken belief that a large number of conservatives agree with this and to speak out against it would be to fissure the party.

That's how preferences get falsified -- people wrongly believe their opinions are unpopular, or minority, and thus suppress them.

And cascades happen when people start admitting "Hey this is total bullshit and I'm against it' and other people start saying, "Holy crap, so am I; I just assumed everyone else was on board."

I do not believe anything close to a majority of even the harder-conservative primary-voter population favors new legislative adventurism into specifying, by Force of Law, that Gynie Sex is better than other types of sex.

The product sells itself, doesn't it? Do we really need so much conservative legislative boosterism for PIV?

Posted by: Ace at 10:35 AM | Comments (1137)
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1 Well this blows .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2014 10:37 AM (XWw96)

2 Gynie sex.  hehehe...

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2014 10:38 AM (GQ8sn)

3 So will this outlaw women doing a concealed carry V-gun?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 10:38 AM (+Ifkm)

4 I'm guessing that he's not actually that well versed biblicaly. The Song of Solomon has some very clear, if poetic, endorsements of oral sex.

Posted by: JRS at January 09, 2014 10:39 AM (xLs90)

5 Only oral sex I want to ban is performed on Dear Leader....by "journalists"

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at January 09, 2014 10:39 AM (XvrTA)

6 So will this outlaw women doing a concealed carry V-gun?>>

Yes if carried orally.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 09, 2014 10:39 AM (tf9Ne)

7 Politicians are insecure, emotionally-broken, pandering attention-monsters (rather like bloggers, you know) who will do whatever they believe will make them popular. ****** Femskins? You could be doing it wrong.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 10:39 AM (RJMhd)

8 What about oral from someone in one of those femskin things? That's still cool, right?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 10:39 AM (LSJmV)

9 For example, prostituted genital sex is a misdemeanor, but he wishes to make prostituted oral sex a felony.


I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable.  I don't want it near schools -- I don't want it done with children!

Posted by: Don Zaluchi at January 09, 2014 10:40 AM (8ZskC)

10 Former Army Captain in the Artillery. Calls himself a Constitutional Conservative. Served as Assistant AG in VA. Law School grad from U of Richmond. State Senator in VA. On a crusade against beejers. Weird.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 10:40 AM (9PrpA)

11 ...but anal is still OK, right?

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at January 09, 2014 10:41 AM (ukNFU)

12 Mac Donald v Moose ? Who was doing the blowing ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2014 10:41 AM (XWw96)

13 I agree Ace....LEGALIZE IT!

To the moon!

I cannot begrudge you your preference choices in winnowing out party direction but I will say....

My break is away the Christie and the GOP media all-stars...

I mean yes I *could* argue "but the donks are never called on their lunatics" but hey that is "media" not your problem.

The GOP is still barely my problem.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 10:41 AM (TE35l)

14 As long as you wear OSHA-approved goggles, we have no problem with it.

Posted by: Cal-OSHA at January 09, 2014 10:41 AM (8ZskC)

15 There are a lot of idiots in Statehouse legislatures.  The key here will be if they actually pass the stupid bill. Otherwise it is a non-story. Of course the MFM will be all over it.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 09, 2014 10:41 AM (T2V/1)

16
I am tired of being associated with the Party That...

And I get to say again, I no longer have a party....wahoo...

but also kinda unfortunate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2014 10:41 AM (n0DEs)

17 The Song of Solomon has some very clear, if poetic, endorsements of oral sex. Song of Solomon is not scripture. I don't care that it's in the Bible, it's not scripture.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 10:41 AM (9PrpA)

18 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at January 09, 2014 10:42 AM (nUH8H)

19 I keep trying to explain to people that the so-con wing of the Virginia state GOP is distinctly crazier and more bonkers self-destructo hardcore than any other state's GOP, but people without experience with the state just don't understand.

No, really -- lots of people in the VA socon wing of the GOP would look at Todd Akin and say "nah, I don't like social moderates like that."

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 10:42 AM (ewYO6)

20 Here's the bill: Crimes against nature; penalty. A. If any Any person who (i) carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or (ii) carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be is guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B. The provisions of clause (ii) shall not apply where all persons are consenting adults who are not in a public place and who are not committing, attempting to commit, conspiring to commit, aiding, or abetting any act in furtherance of prostitution. B. Any person who performs or causes to be performed cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus, or anal intercourse upon or by his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least 13 but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony. C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes step-parent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes step-child, and grandchild includes step-grandchild.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 10:42 AM (RJMhd)

21 Hey Delgate Dumb Fuck, blow me. For gods sake don't you have better things to do?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 09, 2014 10:42 AM (HVff2)

22 Here we go again.. Republicans in the House are having another committee meeting on abortion again today..

Now, these stupid fucks are outlawing blowjobs.

Jeeeeebus! we got the fucking Dems on the run with this Obamacare bullshit and still the fucking GOP has to go full on 100% stupid again.

I fucking give up.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 09, 2014 10:42 AM (f9c2L)

23 I thought McDonald vs. Moose had to do with clown-animal sex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2014 10:42 AM (8ZskC)

24 Ace, you are a cunning linguist, indeed.

So, you're saying that they want to ban PIM and MOP, but PIV and PIH and PIA are all still okay?

Acronyms.  Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2014 10:42 AM (TM1p8)

25 PIM and MOV treated equally?

Posted by: Beagle at January 09, 2014 10:43 AM (sOtz/)

26 This is a really stupid idea. WTF? Wouldn't we rather have young people engaging in oral sex with each other than sexual intercourse? I mean if they feel the need to scratch those itches?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 09, 2014 10:43 AM (RZ8pf)

27 I'm in.  Plus 1 vote FOR oral sex.

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2014 10:43 AM (VndSC)

28 Again, the stupidest in the Stupid PartyTM set the terms of debate.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 09, 2014 10:43 AM (pginn)

29 I personally don't think it'll make a difference one way or the other now.   With the last election, I've pretty much written VA off as a prog-infested state.  Even if the repubs  had a  boffo platform there, they're going to lose.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 10:43 AM (DV/pZ)

30 I support this!

Posted by: Mike Douglas's secretions at January 09, 2014 10:43 AM (R6JT1)

31 Mel Gibson hardest hit .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2014 10:43 AM (XWw96)

32 Dumb. I have a bridge in NJ I would like to sell them.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 10:44 AM (zOTsN)

33 I'm voting for the guy who starts REPEALING laws and regulations. 

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 09, 2014 10:44 AM (6H6o8)

34 Plus 2 votes FOR PPPPPIM

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2014 10:44 AM (VndSC)

35 carnally knows in any manner any brute animal What about kind animals? Like bunnies?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 10:44 AM (9PrpA)

36 Penis in Virginia?

Posted by: Bigby's Pantomime Hands at January 09, 2014 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)

37 >>backdoor-recriminalizaiton-of-sodomy That's quite a choice of words there.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 09, 2014 10:44 AM (SUKHu)

38 If any Any person who (i) carnally knows in any manner any brute animal,

Well.  There's a whole bunch of SCOAMF-voters who are never getting laid again.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (ZKzrr)

39 brute animals??

Mendoza!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (+Ifkm)

40 I don't understand how the religious right can argue both that government regulation should be kept to a minimum and that government should criminalize sex acts between consenting adults.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (fwARV)

41 Things I don't give a fuck about: States I don't live in and their laws. Do you live in Virgina, Ace? You see, this is a huge reason why the country is do damn fucked up; we insist on nationalizing everything. Each state is its own entity that does not need to be scrutinized nationally over their laws. I don't care that a Virginian delegate wants to do this, because I don't live in Virgina. See how that works? Now, if he gets elected to the United States congress and pushes something like this, I'll care. Until then let's talk about the jackass that currently occupies the White House and is fucking with our lives on a daily bases. And when it comes to my own state's laws I'll talk with fellow Michiganders.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (rsudF)

42

 it's about time we on the right stopped falsifying our own preferences in deference to a fringe minority and openly declared our real preferences, which is that this nonsense must stop.

 

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Well put, which is why I don't vote for RINOs.

Posted by: @JohnTant at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (eytER)

43 My definition of oral sex is Carl's Jr.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (/FnUH)

44 If you can't give head in public America as we knew it is gone.

Posted by: Beagle at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (sOtz/)

45 I don't know didn't take much time to read it-- but this clause matters doesn't it? The provisions of clause (ii) shall not apply where all persons are consenting adults who are not in a public place and who are not committing, attempting to commit, conspiring to commit, aiding, or abetting any act in furtherance of prostitution. ****** Basically public indecency and prostitution--I think I'm against those.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (RJMhd)

46 wives everywhere donating as we speak.

Posted by: california red at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (7jrCM)

47 I could support this law but first you will blow me.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (Hx5uv)

48 Don't these type of GOPers realize it's this kind of stuff that turns the right into the exact freakshow that the left tries to portray all conservatives as?

Posted by: Iasonas at January 09, 2014 10:45 AM (RUraj)

49 For those disinclined toward deep legal research, McDonald vs Moose is a real case, and no, it was McDonald who got nailed for banana-hammering Moose, not the other way 'round.

Posted by: Defroomius Bandersnatch at January 09, 2014 10:46 AM (w45V0)

50 I would like to outlaw women of "a certain age" from wearing yoga pants in public

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 10:46 AM (zOTsN)

51 The fact that the guy is a Vagina delegate gives the game away.

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2014 10:46 AM (VndSC)

52 >>>I personally don't think it'll make a difference one way or the other now. With the last election, I've pretty much written VA off as a prog-infested state. Even if the repubs had a boffo platform there, they're going to lose.

Yes, except for the fact that they control both chambers of the statehouse (well, the Senate is up for grabs right now, but next time 'round they'll get the whole thing) and regularly elect non-socon GOP governors there.

The intrusion of federal government employees in NoVA is a problem, to be sure, but for fuck's sake all you really need to do is stop talking about criminalizing blowjobs and jamming fiber optic cables up women's vajayjays before they get an abortion and you can fucking win this state.  IS THAT SO HARD TO DO?

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 10:46 AM (ewYO6)

53 Wouldn't we rather have young people engaging in oral sex with each other than sexual intercourse?

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving forever.  But at least you're not punished with a free abortion.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2014 10:46 AM (ZKzrr)

54 and jamming fiber optic cables up women's vajayjays before they get an abortion

You know that's part of the abortion procedure, right?  So they can see where to stab.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2014 10:46 AM (ZKzrr)

55 >>>Do you live in Virgina, Ace? You see, this is a huge reason why the country is do damn fucked up; we insist on nationalizing everything. Each state is its own entity that does not need to be scrutinized nationally over their laws. I don't care that a Virginian delegate wants to do this, because I don't live in Virgina. See how that works? and here we go. The stalwart defense of nonsense, because there's no way we could carry on without defending nonsense at least once per day. FYI, Virginia is now a blue state because the party keeps doubling down on complete idiocy like this. So it's kind of important to me, in as much as we can't win a presidential election without virginia.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (/FnUH)

56 39 brute animals?? Mendoza! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (+Ifkm) ***** Ya "brute"? All I can associate with that is aftershave. Ha!

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (RJMhd)

57 When your date has a gun in her cooter, oral sex may be the only realistic alternative.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (8ZskC)

58 Basically public indecency and prostitution--I think I'm against those.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (RJMhd)

They're already illegal.  Why the need for this new law?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (fwARV)

59 Someone needs to write down all the country's current problems on a 2x4 and then beat this idiot with it in front of a warmly applauding audience until he gets some sort of a fucking clue.

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (VC56G)

60

Former Army Captain in the Artillery.
Calls himself a Constitutional Conservative.
Served as Assistant AG in VA.
Law School grad from U of Richmond.
State Senator in VA.

On a crusade against beejers.

Weird.

 

=======================

 

That's how his GF got pregnant and trapped him in marriage.

 

Kid took after his Ma, they say.

Posted by: Bigby's Pantomime Hands at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (3ZtZW)

61 Somebody just buy this guy some mouthwash and tell him to calm down. 22 Here we go again.. Republicans in the House are having another committee meeting on abortion again today.. Now, these stupid fucks are outlawing blowjobs. Not in any way, shape, or form are these equivalent.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (Hw3Gh)

62 >>> his proposal is a response to a MacDonald v. Moose (4th Cir. 2013), which applied Lawrence v. Texas to strike down the ban on the ... Rocky! You sold me for burger meat?!?!?

Posted by: Bullwinkle at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (Ua6T/)

63 Thing is, the bill also incentivizes hand job.  If a cop catches you getting one, you get a crisp $20 bill.  So... something to consider. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (Iyg03)

64 By the way, your rule is silly: I've never heard you refrain from criticizing a *liberal* choice by a state you don't reside in, nor have you suggested that others do likewise.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:47 AM (/FnUH)

65 The problem, ace, is that this is sort of anti-Breitbartism (if I may). Bretibart was famous for showing the Left's hypocrisy. Assuming this made into national hay, isn't a better plan (given that this delegate was elected, and presumably his constituents are okay with this), to *instead of defending or condemning it* simply to point out similar (or worse) cases by the democrats? "Hey, I don't know if it should be a felony, but at least it's not X" is a good formula here. I'll also point out that "coveting your neighbor's wife" (read: adultery) is technically illegal- that's why it's grounds for divorce (you do realize at-fault divorce does still exist, even if few use it). I do find it *interesting* that your first reaction is to say, "hey, look at this dummy- he doesn't represent me!" instead of "meh, why is this news?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (nUH8H)

66 12 Mac Donald v Moose ? Who was doing the blowing ? --- Was this case from Washington state?

Posted by: Zombie Mr Hands at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (/Crba)

67
Long live Bejeers!

Posted by: The Committee to preserve the Bejeers aka Men. at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (n0DEs)

68 Wonder what PIV Womyn thinks about this?

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (zoehZ)

69 Ok the bill the Plumber posted doesn't seem to exactly agree with the subject of the post. It seems like it is outlawing sex with animals and all sex acts in a public place or involving prostitution. And it is making a felony sex acts with minor family members, including stepchildren. Is my reading comprehension poor on this?

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (RZ8pf)

70 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2014 02:45 PM (fwARV)

Well that's one reason the GOP barely has any credibility left.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (RUraj)

71 I propose a MYOB law

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (zOTsN)

72 I doubt it will make much difference. In all my years of attempted seduction, I've never had one girl say, "Well, let's check the criminal code."

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (Hx5uv)

73 Don't these type of GOPers realize it's this kind of stuff that turns the right into the exact freakshow that the left tries to portray all conservatives as?
Posted by: Iasonas
.........
Apparently not. *sigh*

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (f9c2L)

74 "but for fuck's sake all you really need to do is stop talking about criminalizing blowjobs and jamming fiber optic cables up women's vajayjays before they get an abortion and you can fucking win this state. IS THAT SO HARD TO DO?" Er, waht?

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at January 09, 2014 10:48 AM (gXRIG)

75 Holy shit. The fucking Republic is dying and some fucks want to swat flies on it's ass. Stupid motherfuckers.

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2014 10:49 AM (xWW96)

76 >>>They're already illegal. Why the need for this new law? there's no need for it, but his idea is that since those areas of sex are broadly illegal, Lawrence may not apply, so it's "safe" to try to criminalize sodomy in those contexts. This guy just really, really wants it part of the official law of the state that sodomy is dirty business no-no sex.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:49 AM (/FnUH)

77 and jamming fiber optic cables up women's vajayjays before they get an abortion and you can fucking win this state. IS THAT SO HARD TO DO? I find it funny how this is immediately an excuse to rag on pro-lifers. Go cry for Christie.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 10:49 AM (Hw3Gh)

78 There are a lot of idiots in Statehouse legislatures. The key here will be if they actually pass the stupid bill. Otherwise it is a non-story. Of course the MFM will be all over it.

Posted by: Vic at January 09, 2014 02:41 PM (T2V/1)

 

 

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Only if it has national implications.  Otherwise, it's a local story except for Huffpo and their like.

 

Has this bill passed  in their state legislature?  If not, then this is just an exercise in fortune telling.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 10:49 AM (DV/pZ)

79 This is the Republican version of sending millions to Vietnam to combat global warming.

Posted by: real joe at January 09, 2014 10:49 AM (IphbY)

80 I would like to outlaw women of "a certain age" from wearing yoga pants in public Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 02:46 PM (zOTsN) Ditto with the belly shirts and tube tops.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2014 10:49 AM (0cMkb)

81 Join The Whig Party! Your BJ's are safe with us. Why choose between two failed parties when you can join the one party that isn't responsible for ANY of this shit? Go Whig!

Posted by: The Whigs at January 09, 2014 10:50 AM (7ObY1)

82 I do find it *interesting* that your first reaction is to say, "hey, look at this dummy- he doesn't represent me!" instead of "meh, why is this news?"

Goes along with the whole getting-bent-out-of-shape-over- something-sourced-by-Kos-or-Maddow- without-double-checking-if-it's-true-because-it-conforms-to- your-existing-biases.

I still don't know the term for that, btw, but I'm pretty sure there is one among people who study these things.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2014 10:50 AM (ZKzrr)

83 From my cold dead hands!!! Wait, oops. Wrong act.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 10:50 AM (FciyD)

84 When you spout idiocy like this, any valid argument on other issues is tainted. Please, someone, create a party for those who see a country destroyed by laws and regulations, not a hotbed of sin needing even more laws and regulations.

Posted by: NeverEvermore at January 09, 2014 10:50 AM (hRV3r)

85 Yeah. We need about 40,000 new laws. That will fix everything. Fuck statists.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (FsjuI)

86 There's something to be said for pointing out that while our moronic politicians propose stupid state laws that have no possibility of actually becoming law, their (liberals') moronic politicians get elected to federal office and make horribly destructive laws that actually destroy our country.

Posted by: JohnJ at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (TF/YA)

87 >>>k the bill the Plumber posted doesn't seem to exactly agree with the subject of the post. It seems like it is outlawing sex with animals and all sex acts in a public place or involving prostitution. And it is making a felony sex acts with minor family members, including stepchildren. Is my reading comprehension poor on this? yes it doesn't restrict itself to the terms you claim. Volokh's interpretation is correct; it seeks to make oral sex (or anal) a particularly severe infraction when they've found you committing another one.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (/FnUH)

88 Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 02:42 PM (RJMhd) So... not actually that bad, then. I mean, yeah- "what, we have all the other problems solved, then?" but really, it seems to be saying that getting a BJer in public should be a felony instead of a misdemeanor (and I'm not sure what a "Class 6 felony" is).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (nUH8H)

89 Politicians are insecure, emotionally-broken, pandering attention-monsters (rather like bloggers, you know) who will do whatever they believe will make them popular. Like Hollywood celebrities?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (DoZD+)

90 Squirrel vs. Moose?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (rLJaJ)

91 That is, there's a law against prostitution, but Garrett's bill would make it a felony for oral sex prostitution, while Gynie sex prostitution remains a misdemeanor.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (/FnUH)

92

>>They're already illegal. Why the need for this new law?
.

.

.I have a feeling this is directed mostly at Gays.

Posted by: Registered Voter at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (AHX9J)

93 Heh. Perverse incentives.

Posted by: West at January 09, 2014 10:51 AM (1Rgee)

94 WalrusRex , you're not trying hard enough .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (XWw96)

95 Maybe Garrett just needs help with his messaging.

Posted by: Todd Akin at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (VndSC)

96 Damn.  Where's JeffB and Hollowpoint.  They should be slobbering all over this (no pun intended).

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (DV/pZ)

97 Ace- I didn't go to law school but read this clause of the proposed bill: B. The provisions of clause (ii) shall not apply where all persons are consenting adults who are not in a public place and who are not committing, attempting to commit, conspiring to commit, aiding, or abetting any act in furtherance of prostitution. *** Are we upset because they want to upgrade it to a felony?

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (RJMhd)

98 Join The Whig Party!
Your BJ's are safe with us.


Whigs were Prohibitionists.  So, fuck no.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (ZKzrr)

99

@20 B. Any person who performs or causes to be performed cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus, or anal intercourse upon or by his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least 13 but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony.
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Oh, this is just GREAT.  You realize what this idiot has done?  He's set conservatives up for a double-pronged attack.

 

If you support the bill, then the question is, "Why can't you stay out of our bedrooms!?"

 

If you oppose the bill, then the question is, "Why do you support sexual abuse of minors and incest!?"

 

Posted by: junior at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (UWFpX)

100 I'm thinking medical applications should be permitted. Treatment of sildenafil overdose for example.

Posted by: Fellatio Hornblower at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (g4TxM)

101 Because, Ace, there is a big contingent of the Republican party that supports the use of big government to enforce their social morals.

See "Why The Fuck is Mike Huckabee Getting Any Votes?"

The problem is, we don't have a robust defense or advocacy of the concept call "It's Not The Government's Damned Problem, Never Should Be, and You Are a Fucking Retard for Thinking It Was."

We passed the point a long time ago where the exact opposite is now the position of 70% or more of this country.

Remember: There are whole counties in this country--in 2014!--where you can't even by a can of beer. Moral scolds have a long history of passing laws that are not the business of government.
See also, smoking bans.

Which, makes me wonder: Instead of attacking our kooky brothers, why not say, "that's as stupid as the Democrats always trying to find new places to ban smoking."
Because, truth be told, restricting sex will have as much a positive impact upon the treasury via public health expenditures as banning smoking.


Posted by: RoyalOil at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (VjL9S)

102

I thought the Democrats were teh Party with the Private Sex Life Patrol?  You know, the one that searches out those who do not Celebrate all the types of sex available and then tries to have them fired.  And I am content to leave them to that little task.

 

 

(No - I really do not want to know what goes on in your bedroom, thank you very much.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (hLRSq)

103 First they came for the blowjobs. Then they came for the toasters...

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (7ObY1)

104 This guy just really, really wants it part of the official law of the state that sodomy is dirty business no-no sex.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:49 PM (/FnUH)

And there are still people who wonder why Virginia (my state of residence) continues to go blue...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2014 10:52 AM (fwARV)

105 So it's kind of important to me, in as much as we can't win a presidential election without virginia.

***

VA is 12th out of 50 in line of electoral votes with 13 electoral votes.  So yeah, Ace has a big point here.  This guy and his Hallelujah Corner needs to take a pill and lie down.

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 10:53 AM (VC56G)

106 >>>y if it has national implications. Otherwise, it's a local story except for Huffpo and their like. Has this bill passed in their state legislature? If not, then this is just an exercise in fortune telling. ... as usual, people are making up reasons why I must not criticize the right even though they never suggest such rationales when I, say, goof on someone from the left for his similar batty proposals.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:53 AM (/FnUH)

107 yes it doesn't restrict itself to the terms you claim. Volokh's interpretation is correct; it seeks to make oral sex (or anal) a particularly severe infraction when they've found you committing another one.


When sentence is read, this will be known as the Squeakhole Enhancement.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2014 10:53 AM (8ZskC)

108 "backdoor recriminalization of sodomy" Sheer poetry.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 09, 2014 10:53 AM (OPzNA)

109 68 Ok the bill the Plumber posted doesn't seem to exactly agree with the subject of the post. It seems like it is outlawing sex with animals and all sex acts in a public place or involving prostitution. And it is making a felony sex acts with minor family members, including stepchildren. Is my reading comprehension poor on this? Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at January 09, 2014 02:48 PM (RZ8pf) +1 I have this question also. Is this the text of the bill in question? Is there more text that is relevant?

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at January 09, 2014 10:53 AM (qFpRI)

110 So Viginia is a Vagina only state?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 10:53 AM (FciyD)

111 If she didn't lick, you must acquit!

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2014 10:54 AM (Hx5uv)

112 @76 My thought exactly, Bevel. Seems to me the biggest hit to the GOP right now is coming from one of those oh so rational NE Republicans, not this dude. Also it's clear to me the VA GOP is royally fucked up well beyond what some socons could possibly cause.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 09, 2014 10:54 AM (zDsvJ)

113 when they've found you committing another one. From your own post, there ace. So the requirement is that you be caught doing something else (specifically prostitution from the language). I'm not getting why this is so terrible. Waste of time/resource? Maybe, but worthy of ridicule? Not seeing it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at January 09, 2014 10:54 AM (nUH8H)

114 I get the feeling this guy will get an Emu in a Box.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 09, 2014 10:54 AM (+Ifkm)

115 Fellatio Hornblower, good of you to stop in.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 09, 2014 10:54 AM (Iyg03)

116

Only thing I know about  all this is Ace never seems to get the vapors quite as seriously as he does when  the topic of  sausage smoking comes up. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 10:54 AM (TOk1P)

117 Sounds like the bill is aimed at people who give BJs in public places, like hookers and some gays.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

118 Speaking of BJ's, last week I ran into the girl who gave me my first, when I was 15. She was a smokin' hot Indian (Native American) babe back then. Now she weighs about 300 pounds and looks like an Indian Margaret Cho. She didn't see me and I didn't say "hi."

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 09, 2014 10:54 AM (7ObY1)

119 85 JohnJ at January 09, 2014 02:51 PM (TF/YA)

ah perspective is for pussies...

anyway it is just and sound that *my* party is responsible for the bad un-pc WW2 stories my grandpa used to tell on occassion but Barack Obama is not responsible for his own cabinet instructions.

I love it, I am sure rejecting state house members trying to do the business ideally they got elected on is dumb.

Hey remember when that stuttering dumb fuck from Harvard Law spoke passionately on infanticide in Illinois' State House?

Yeah neither does anyone else.

But I do get it, it *is* a time for trying to force a preference cascade in the GOP.

I'm ready

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (TE35l)

120 >>>Are we upset because they want to upgrade it to a felony? yes, plumber. That is why I and others are upset. You seem to agree with the agenda of finding some room in the law to say Sodomy Is Bad, Mmkay? I'm tired of the nonsense.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (/FnUH)

121 I think Ace is right. I run into a lot of Democrats who swear they don't want to take people's guns away, which prompts me to ask: "So, would you actively oppose a liberal politician who submitted a bill to do exactly that, and write a letter to them expressing your opposition?" This usually leads to a lot of hemming and hawing and examination of fingernails. Yup, now I can tar them with an "extremist" label with a clear conscience. Well, that works both ways.

Posted by: Socratease at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (SZUi2)

122 Has this bill passed in their state legislature? If not, then this is just an exercise in fortune telling.

How quickly people forget that Akin even SAYING something like this got Republicans destroyed electorally...

Whether or not it's been passed is a secondary issue.  The primary issue is that there are still Republicans publicly saying things like this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (fwARV)

123 They should change the name to Vaginia.

Posted by: maddogg at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (xWW96)

124 Making it a felony means a couple folks getting blown (or gone down on)...wait for it.... Yep. Just lost their rights to ever own a firearm. Over some head.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (FsjuI)

125 The way my first girlfriend performed oral should have been a felony.

Posted by: Fellatio Hornblower at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (g4TxM)

126

Sorry Ace, but your statement that "not criticizing this crap" cost us every statewide office in Virginia is total and absolute fucking bullshit.  Indeed, quite the opposite is true.  In addition to many other key factors, of course.

 

Incessant focus on this kind of shit cost us VA.  Us spewing dem attack ads on these non fucking issues cost us VA.  Leaving our candidate out to dry and letting him get outspent 25 to 1 cost us VA.  Not pointing out in every available fucking media that the "third party" candidate was an Obama/dem plant cost us VA.

 

If you are asking us to become consistent in calling out these "sex" issues, then let us at least not fudge the analysis and actual, real fucking facts to fit the narrative of the post.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (tVTLU)

127

>>>Go Whig!

 

Ya know, once you look up what they were actually about there's an awful lot of appeal. Shame they went from the Enlightenment to a punchline, innit?

Posted by: Bigby's Pantomime Hands at January 09, 2014 10:55 AM (3ZtZW)

128 Femskins?

You could be doing it wrong.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 02:39 PM (RJMhd)

 

 

See?  Right there - I Did Not Need To Know That.  Now I have that knowledge trapped in my mind.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at January 09, 2014 10:56 AM (hLRSq)

129 Speaking of BJ's, last week I ran into the girl who gave me my first, when I was 15. She was a smokin' hot Indian (Native American) babe back then. Now she weighs about 300 pounds and looks like an Indian Margaret Cho. She didn't see me and I didn't say "hi." Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM ..................Do you still have her number?

Posted by: B Clinton at January 09, 2014 10:56 AM (FciyD)

130 They should change the name to Vaginia.
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Vagina is for lovers.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2014 10:56 AM (Hx5uv)

131 Then there is this in the proposed bill: is guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B. Here is subsection B: B. Any person who performs or causes to be performed cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus, or anal intercourse upon or by his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least 13 but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony. ***** So different classes of felony. Not sure what those are .

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 10:56 AM (RJMhd)

132
The bill proposed would appear to cover oral sex with minors who are also members of your immediate family -- you know -- incest.

The editorial staff of Reason Magazine aside, that doesn't appear to be an outrageousness evil SoCon position to take.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 10:56 AM (kdS6q)

133 >>> So the requirement is that you be caught doing something else (specifically prostitution from the language). I'm not getting why this is so terrible. Waste of time/resource? Maybe, but worthy of ridicule? Not seeing it. ... of course not. You're in favor of laws against sodomy and don't mind people "expressing their traditional beliefs through force of law." I'm tired of it. I don't care what the Bible says about sodomy. I certainly don't care what it says about sodomy in the context of making *LAWS* that carry *PRISON SENTENCES.* You think this is just jake. Fine. But I depart.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:56 AM (/FnUH)

134 Whigs were Prohibitionists. So, fuck no. Have the Republican and Democrat parties not changed at all since the nineteenth century? Of course they have. We are the New Whigs.

Posted by: The Whigs at January 09, 2014 10:56 AM (7ObY1)

135 "In addition to many other key factors, of course. " Hey - I've still got some swell ideas about rape & sodomy too!

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at January 09, 2014 10:57 AM (gXRIG)

136 Blow jobs are the bread and butter of Hos. And much safer than piv or butt sex. So, no reason to make it a felony.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 09, 2014 10:57 AM (Qev5V)

137 Hey, incest - that's a crime already, right?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 10:57 AM (FsjuI)

138 COULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN PRECISELY WHAT CONTROL I HAVE OVER SOME DUMB FUCKER IN VIRGINIA? Please? BEFORE berating me for what some dumb fucker all the fucking way across the country is doing? Or rather some extended, modified version of what he's doing, because the article and the law seem substantially different? Just as stupid as "banning beejers" is trying to smear half the fucking country for some hypotheticla support (or insufficient condemnation, whatever) of some jackass who is pretty clearly nothing to do with me. Every. Fucking. Thing. Is. War. That's why you lose. Not we, not anymore.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 10:57 AM (qyfb5)

139 felonies are rated by classes. Class 1 are the most serious ones. the Higher the number, the lower the actual penalty. So a class 5 felony is punished more lightly than a class 3.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 10:57 AM (/FnUH)

140 carnally knows in any manner any brute animal What about kind animals? Like bunnies? Or chickens? Um, asking for a friend.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2014 10:57 AM (NKBxV)

141 Do you still have her number? She was with a Marine. I think you'd better not.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 09, 2014 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

142 Doesn't this post deserve a Flaming Penis at least?

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 10:58 AM (yICtd)

143 'Felonious sex'. I don't like the sound of that at all.

Posted by: Dixie Normous at January 09, 2014 10:58 AM (RqqAn)

144 138 So a class 5 felony is punished more lightly than a class 3. ...but those guns are gone either way.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 10:58 AM (FsjuI)

145 There is a certain contingent in the Republican Party that insists on defending this nonsense. _________________ No, there is a certain blogger who insists that we defend this. Just like he insists we (not so) secretly desire full-on Socialist control over people's lives because we don't jump on board the Pineapple Express.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (E+teJ)

146 105 ace at January 09, 2014 02:53 PM (/FnUH)

Nope, not at all.  Least not from me.  You should stress what you think are the most vital issues of the day from your POV.

If the best use of your time and resources is steeple-chasing VA on a binary-trigger "fuck you" tack on harassment law I welcome the information.

True I will NEVER vote in VA barring some unforeseen circumstance, but perhaps being exposed to Huff-PoKos' analysis of "Why YOU SUCK" will in fact lead to the epiphany that breaks down the dam of competition in the retarded newly purple/blue locust hives...

Have at it...

Me?  I am wondering how the fuck running another soft on liberty, Jihadi adoring, tax raising, SCOAMF neutral NE GOP is the call of destiny for my party.  We all have our hills to climb.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (TE35l)

147 ATM is now a capital offense

Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (GfS/y)

148 Ace, as an agnostic, you seem to be unfamiliar with the 11th Commandment: Thou shall not be a cocksucker.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (4+PCd)

149 The bill proposed would appear to cover oral sex with minors who are also members of your immediate family -- you know -- incest. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 02:56 PM ......We'll they are WRONG!

Posted by: Woody Allen at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (FciyD)

150 The New Cool Republican Party Platform: We promise not to arrest your whore teenage daughter for giving mouth-to-a$$ to her dozens of boyfriends. We're cool with that. Sounds like R Landslide 2014 to me!

Posted by: gp at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (mk9aG)

151 There's no solution to this problem. A few nuts always get into power, and it doesn't matter whether we condemn this guy or not. The problem is the average American, especially women, actually believe the media hype that what these guys say will become law if Rs are elected.

Posted by: Max at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (huMoW)

152 We're all approaching this issue from the wrong angle.  We should be seeking to legislatively MANDATE oral sex, not outlaw it.

Justice Roberts will support it-- after all, if it involves keeping the change, it must be a tax.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (Vb7de)

153 Piety comes in many forms

Posted by: Mike Douglas's drool cup at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (R6JT1)

154 #125 What he said!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (R8hU8)

155 Basically public indecency and prostitution--I think I'm against those. ----- They're already illegal. Why the need for this new law? Yeah, some kinds of prostitution. It's still perfectly legal to pay people for sex as long as you fill out the right paperwork. If you have a pr0n production company you can literally pay for sex with the full consent and knowledge of the gov't. I know some people dodge this with "the guy on camera is being paid by the company". Well what about POV scenes? The guy with the camera is receiving teh secks. Who says he can't be the owner and operator?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (9PrpA)

156 No matter the details of the law pertaining to public places, you guys do realize the Dems and MSM (but I repeat myself) will skim on the details and use this to drill the GOP to the LIVs? All the LIVs will take away from this is that the big bad so-cons are trying to legislate adult bedroom behavior again.

We need these big government types out of the GOP.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (RUraj)

157 Ironically, I'm visiting Va right now (to see my elderly parents).  Better get my BJ in while it's still a misde.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 10:59 AM (9CBig)

158 "but those guns are gone either way" Well, clearly anyone engaging in oral gratification is of unworthy moral character. Or something.

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (gXRIG)

159 I live in NoVA. it's shit like this that gets otherwise uninterested voters to the polls to vote D. To win statewide, Rs just need to not get crushed in NoVA. they can lose, but not by triple digits. and you do that by not scaring otherwise apolitical NoVA residents to the polls.

Posted by: DCPensFan at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (ma/2m)

160 136 Hey, incest - that's a crime already, right?

Posted by: akula51 at January 09, 2014 02:57 PM (FsjuI)


only 'incest incest'. not like far down the gene pool incest. A friend told me.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (yICtd)

161

In my weak minded opinion, the right way to get the right law is to not try to legislate things that shouldn't be legislated.  If there exist 'items' in society that run contrary to what a segment of society believes should exist in society, it should be that group's responsibility to convince the rest of society that their belief has merit.  They shouldn't insist that government impose their belief on the rest of society.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (BZAd3)

162 Class Six in the Military is Liquor. So it would be a Liquor Felony?

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (jsWA8)

163 That is why I and others are upset. You seem to agree with the agenda of finding some room in the law to say Sodomy Is Bad, Mmkay?

Well, to be fair, sodomy does seem to spread a lot more disease than PiV sex...

Let's call it a public health issue that Obama should be all over, because outlawing the buttsex would lower medical costs...

Posted by: GMan at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (sxq57)

164 The Moral Nanny-staters

Posted by: Eton Cox at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (q177U)

165 >>>Just as stupid as "banning beejers" is trying to smear half the fucking country for some hypotheticla support (or insufficient condemnation, whatever) of some jackass who is pretty clearly nothing to do with me. again, I'm not sure where this New Rule came from, that we are not allowed to opine on something "we have no control over." We have "control over" very little. Shall we all just shut up? Let's be clear about what you're doing: You're attempting to contrive some Principled Reason why I should not call out errant members of the fringe right, because that criticism makes you uncomfortable. You feel a need to defend them, and if you can't quite muster the enthusiasm to defend them, you feel at least the need to shield them from attack by offering reasons why it's Bad Form to say anything bad about it. You're arguing that he should speak his mind but I should be silent about it. Proposition Rejected. I get to speak my mind too. I think this is fucking nonsense and I'll damn well say so.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (/FnUH)

166 I could not agree more strongly. I am against government overreach. And having the government intrude into sex, which is the most personal thing a person can do, is the maximum overreach imaginable. The left's passion for criminalizing just about anything that they disapprove of morally is one reason I can't stand the left. There is a segment on the right that is doing its best to convince me that, repugnant as it is, the left is not as much a threat to individual liberty as is the right.

Posted by: JeffM at January 09, 2014 11:00 AM (LIc41)

167 I missed the name of the movie Ace reviewed here. What was it?

Posted by: logprof: 'Noles! at January 09, 2014 11:01 AM (X3GkB)

168 Has anyone found a picture of this guy? He's not to be confused with T. Scott Garrett, another Virginia republican.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 11:01 AM (u2a4R)

169 Sounds like the bill is aimed at people who give BJs in public places, like hookers and some gays.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (zOTsN)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Just got through reading it.  That's my impression too.  I'm sure most  states (except CA) already have laws such as this.  I don't see the big deal. 

 

 

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 11:01 AM (DV/pZ)

170 119 >>>Are we upset because they want to upgrade it to a felony? yes, plumber. That is why I and others are upset. You seem to agree with the agenda of finding some room in the law to say Sodomy Is Bad, Mmkay? I'm tired of the nonsense. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:55 PM (/FnUH) ******* Nope. I'm trying to digest--so to speak-- a lot of information. I'm not sure state propositions that Republicans might be sort of almost considering a vote on written by one VA delegate being turned into something-- nationwide that everyone gets all upset about-- is worth blowing up into a reason for people to stay home and let Democrats finish the country as I know it. Basically proportionality and relativity--are to be considered.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 11:01 AM (RJMhd)

171 137 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 02:57 PM (qyfb5)

as much as I have over Christie and yet CW Cooke thinks I must answer for the Governor of New jersey....

I do not understand it, but I acknowledge it.

I've said some harsh things about Christie, but I have always acknowledged NJ can back who it will.

The wheels fell off somewhere in the right punditry, BUT I do not think Ace is holding the pin.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:01 AM (TE35l)

172 Furthermore the point of the end of my post is that this is a FRINGE position, even in the GOP primary caucus -- I do not accept that "half the country" is being insulted when I say this is nonsense. I think it's like 10% -- not even a majority of the religious right caucus.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:02 AM (/FnUH)

173 Legislating. Morality. Never. Works. -History

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:02 AM (FsjuI)

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 11:02 AM (yICtd)

175 Class Six in the Military is Liquor. So it would be a Liquor Felony? Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 09, 2014 03:00 No It would be licker.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:02 AM (FciyD)

176 161 Class Six in the Military is Liquor. So it would be a Liquor Felony? Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (jsWA ****** LOL!

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 11:02 AM (RJMhd)

177 Yeah this idea is pretty fucking stupid and, even if you support it, it should be about as far down the list of priorities as a few other high profile policy issues, but stop pretending that this is why VA went blue.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 09, 2014 11:03 AM (U1Tts)

178 We're all approaching this issue from the wrong angle. We should be seeking to legislatively MANDATE oral sex, not outlaw it.
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So you're saying we should kneel to conquer.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2014 11:03 AM (Hx5uv)

179 Ace, if you keep this up, next thing you know some of these other morons are going to think you are a libertarian.

Posted by: The Palm Beach Agorist at January 09, 2014 11:03 AM (7AyPg)

180 No It would be licker.
***
And poker is apparently ok.

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 11:03 AM (VC56G)

181

Speaking of crimes against nature, the question I had earlier, about the broad who claimed she said she knew who their nominee was going to be long before the primaries started was Georgette Mosbacher.

http://tinyurl.com/nz6f2c8

That link goes to Gateway Pundit.

This is a correction of another error made by the illustrious Beff J, who claimed it was the Madame de la Robispierre, who whatever it was he said.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 11:03 AM (TOk1P)

182 Reggie will be in Jail with HIM if this law goes Federal , so we got that.

Posted by: 7 Days in May at January 09, 2014 11:03 AM (j6DTo)

183 Why?

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 11:03 AM (1Y+hH)

184 So it would be a Liquor Felony? Maybe even a lick-him felony.

Posted by: Dixie Normous at January 09, 2014 11:03 AM (RqqAn)

185 Class Six in the Military is Liquor. So it would be a Liquor Felony? Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 09, 2014 03:00 Liquor?! I hardly knew her.

Posted by: Michael Scott at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (X3GkB)

186 I'm quite liking Ace's Libertarian leanings.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (7ObY1)

187 "carnally knows in any manner any brute animal"

Picking on Michelle again. Haters.





Posted by: Barky O at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (1Rgee)

188 "Furthermore the point of the end of my post is that this is a FRINGE position" Hmm. Want to know how I know you've spent exactly zero hours in the company of the Commonwealth's GOP?

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (gXRIG)

189 I don't see any problems with this bill.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (qpvOM)

190 174 Class Six in the Military is Liquor. So it would be a Liquor Felony? Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at January 09, 2014 03:00 No It would be licker. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (FciyD) Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (UAMVq)

191 5 separate classes of felonies?    which one is equivalent to double-secret probation?

Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (VndSC)

192 Legislating. Morality. Never. Works. -History Libertarian Book of Psalms

Posted by: whence wince at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (R6JT1)

193 I missed the name of the movie Ace reviewed here.

What was it?
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Debbie Does Dallas (But Not Virginia)

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (Hx5uv)

194 Damnit, this crap pisses me off. How are these unserious asshats still getting elected??

Posted by: Book at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (qWES6)

195 Legislating. Morality. Never. Works. Wait, what? The laws against destroying the persons who want to destroy you are based on morality, not reason. Reason says if there is an existential threat to you, go nuclear.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (9PrpA)

196 To those saying this is only targeting public acts and prostitution: you are wrong. The "not in a public" is a modifier to "consenting adults". Teens at home still get the felony for bj over sex.

Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (GfS/y)

197 It ain't "this is what made Virginia blue". It's "this plus distortions by an obviously complicit and lying media (see: Maddow) made Virginia blue." Premise accepted.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (FsjuI)

198 No It would be licker. *** And poker is apparently ok. Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 03:03 PM ............That would be in the butt Bob.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:04 AM (FciyD)

199 So would this be OK if it were making all public sex acts with a prostitute a class 3 felony in an attempt to curb prostitution, not just sodomy?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (LSJmV)

200

>>>Whigs were Prohibitionists. So, fuck no.

 

Wrong, as a matter of fact. Whigs were already extinct by that time.

Posted by: Bigby's Pantomime Hands at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (3ZtZW)

201 I get to speak my mind too. I think this is fucking nonsense and I'll damn well say so. And we can say that this guy is a lone kook. The problem is people use this as a launchpad to criticize legitimate positions like being pro-life or to claim 'all' social conservatives want this. (As some moderates have done in this thread) It's tiresome as well.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (DRG6e)

202 Sounds like the bill is aimed at people who give BJs in public places, like hookers and some gays.

Also, minors.

The text of the bill is two clicks away.  As written, if a 17 year old high school senior who gets a BJ from his 17 year old high school sweetheart, they're both guilty of a felony.

Anybody who believes that to be consistent with the proper role of government needs to get the fuck out of my party.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (SY2Kh)

203 >>>No, there is a certain blogger who insists that we defend this. Just like he insists we (not so) secretly desire full-on Socialist control over people's lives because we don't jump on board the Pineapple Express. yes I'm making it up, Empire of Jeff. No one voted for this Garrett character, and no one in this thread is insisting we must not criticizing him. I'm making it all up -- the right NEVER advances fringe propositions, EVER. You're right, Jeff. You're sooooo right.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (/FnUH)

204 Class Six in the Military is Liquor. So it would be a Liquor Felony? Liquor felony in front. Poker felony in rear.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (NKBxV)

205 By the way..anybody here have any insight into a recurring dream I have where I turn Rachel Maddow straight after a long weekend in a Lake Superior Cabin?

Posted by: 7 Days in May at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (j6DTo)

206 165 I could not agree more strongly. I am against government overreach.


I'm even against a government reach around.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (yICtd)

207 It ain't "this is what made Virginia blue". ..............If your Vagina is blue, you're doing it wrong. Unless you're a smurf.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (FciyD)

208

Even assuming we stick by these weird issues, which I totally sympathize with your view Ace that we should not be getting into the nitty gritty of WILLING participants, even in prostitution, etc., who GIVES A FUCK??  Rape/child molestation, entirely different matter and any attorney will tell you you want higher penalties for certain conduct, and I don't give a fuck what any misinformed "libertarian" idiot tells me, sometimes in those heinous circumstances they are used quite well.

 

Who doesn't love BJs and anal sex?

 

But, even if I was a prude, the choice is, as I see it, as follows:

 

You can sleep well in knowing you won't get an enhanced felony for your soliciting charge as your child waits 4 months to see a cancer specialist.

 

Yay Dems!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 11:05 AM (tVTLU)

209 Ace, it's worth acknowledging the difficulty of balancing legitimate criticism of one side against unfairly helping the other side. For example, I have no problem pointing out that even if Gov. Christie didn't have actual knowledge of what was going on in his administration, he's in a position of being responsible for knowing it. He's trying to claim that incompetence absolves him of responsibility. I disagree with him, but I don't think that makes him as bad as Obama or Clinton.

Posted by: JohnJ at January 09, 2014 11:06 AM (TF/YA)

210 " but stop pretending that this is why VA went blue" Bull$hit. The GOPs fetishes were cause #1 across the populated areas of the Commonwealth.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:06 AM (gXRIG)

211 The text of the bill is two clicks away. As written, if a 17 year old high school senior who gets a BJ from his 17 year old high school sweetheart, they're both guilty of a felony. Yet pot is legal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2014 11:06 AM (NKBxV)

212 138 felonies are rated by classes. Class 1 are the most serious ones. the Higher the number, the lower the actual penalty.

So a class 5 felony is punished more lightly than a class 3.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:57 PM (/FnUH)


But I believe a felony is a felony as far as gun rights and voting are concerned. And it may determine whether you're required to register as a sex offender.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 11:06 AM (XkotV)

213 The text of the bill is two clicks away. As written, if a 17 year old high school senior who gets a BJ from his 17 year old high school sweetheart, they're both guilty of a felony.
***

We're going to need a bigger prison...

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 11:06 AM (VC56G)

214 Yes Virginia, there is a Sodomy Clause.

Posted by: New York Sun at January 09, 2014 11:07 AM (X3GkB)

215 The New Cool Republican Party Platform: We promise not to arrest your whore teenage daughter for giving mouth-to-a$$ to her dozens of boyfriends. We're cool with that.

Sounds like R Landslide 2014 to me!

Posted by: gp at January 09, 2014 02:59 PM (mk9aG)

 

 

Why is she now my problem?  Why should she be the Republican Party's problem?  I prefer the stance that we aren't in favor of criminalizing  her behavior, nor are we in favor of subsidizing the likely results of her behavior.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at January 09, 2014 11:07 AM (hLRSq)

216 The problem is people use this as a launchpad to criticize legitimate positions
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Reverse cowgirl?

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2014 11:07 AM (Hx5uv)

217 >>> The problem is people use this as a launchpad to criticize legitimate positions like being pro-life or to claim 'all' social conservatives want this. (As some moderates have done in this thread) I. HAVEN'T. I've stated his position is fringe and wouldn't command anything near a majority even in the GOP primary caucus. But everyone is so deferential to the Rightest of the Right, we counterfeit our own beliefs, to the point where no one is willing to say "This is bullshit." Well, it's bullshit. I'm saying it and so are many here. No, it's not an attack on "All Christians." For God's sake. I'm so tired of criticizing ONE Christian or a few Christians and then being told I'm criticizing ALL CHRISTIANS.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:07 AM (/FnUH)

218 Just out of curiosity, are BJs all they're cracked up to be?

Posted by: a good catholic at January 09, 2014 11:07 AM (SO2Q8)

219 yes I'm making it up, Empire of Jeff. No one voted for this Garrett character, and no one in this thread is insisting we must not criticizing him. There are people saying we shouldn't criticize Christie, even though he's pretty obviously a sleaze.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 11:07 AM (DRG6e)

220 Who doesn't love BJs and anal sex? Two words: poop noodle. Ok, I lied, three more: Infected anal fissures.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:07 AM (9PrpA)

221 201 The text of the bill is two clicks away. As written, if a 17 year old high school senior who gets a BJ from his 17 year old high school sweetheart, they're both guilty of a felony. Anybody who believes that to be consistent with the proper role of government needs to get the fuck out of my party. Naaaah, everyone thinks that two 17 year olds should lose their 2d Amendment rights over a little head. We all also believe that every veteran comes home with PTSD and also has waived their 2s Amendment rights. /endsarc

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:07 AM (FsjuI)

222 When beejers are outlawed, only outlaws will have beejers.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (UAMVq)

223 I just don't understand why making penalties for non vaginal sex more severe. Maybe they were reasoning that most prostitution is for BJs and not PIV sex. Or he really doesn't like BJs

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (zOTsN)

224 Apparently, this "Don't eat pussy" campaign wasn't a big part of his election... "Thomas Garrett, Jr. refused to tell citizens where he/she stands on any of the issues addressed in the 2011 Political Courage Test, despite repeated requests from Vote Smart, national media, and prominent political leaders."

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (u2a4R)

225 Oral sex will be superior to Gynie sex until the day we genetically engineer vaginas with tongues.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (ZPrif)

226 I missed the name of the movie Ace is reviewing ---- Dammit, someone with a better knack for making movie titles sound dirty needs to help me out here. All I can come up with right now is "Ender's Gay" or "Brokeback...something"

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (Gm2CM)

227 This sounds harder to enforce than that silly large-magazine law. Though I never like those oversized magazines, they are so hard to read.

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (1Y+hH)

228 The text of the bill is two clicks away. As written, if a 17 year old high school senior who gets a BJ from his 17 year old high school sweetheart, they're both guilty of a felony.


Yet pot is legal.
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And, in this case, I think pot is a gateway drug.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (Hx5uv)

229 I'd like to think I know the left very well. It doesn't matter that it's a wacky state rep from just 1 of the 50 states. They don't care that he's not a national pol.

The left sees guys like this and says "See! See! The GOP is a bunch of backwards Bible-thumping prudes!" And they get mileage on this stuff.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (RUraj)

230 Why is it generally men who propose these sexual morality laws? 

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (9CBig)

231 Also, minors. The text of the bill is two clicks away. As written, if a 17 year old high school senior who gets a BJ from his 17 year old high school sweetheart, they're both guilty of a felony. Anybody who believes that to be consistent with the proper role of government needs to get the fuck out of my party. Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM ..........Yep. You want to include it to try and help fight prostitution, o.k. But a couple 17 year old kids? Shit, 98% of the horde would have felonies on their record. Fucker needs to find something else to worry about like the scourge of our time, jay walking.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:08 AM (FciyD)

232 Just out of curiosity, are BJs all they're cracked up to be
***

yes.

Posted by: a devout Baptist at January 09, 2014 11:09 AM (VC56G)

233 If "prostituted oral sex" becomes a felony, ace could be persecuted under RICO.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2014 11:09 AM (P1WNR)

234

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 03:06 PM (gXRIG)


You're the dunce who smears Cuccinelli all the time, yes?

I like how you describe it: "GOP fetishes"

Only a complete childish asshole would say such a thing. Yeah, it's the Conservatives who are all wild about fetishes! You fool.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 09, 2014 11:09 AM (gYIst)

235 >>>There are people saying we shouldn't criticize Christie, even though he's pretty obviously a sleaze. yeah? Who?

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:09 AM (/FnUH)

236 BTW, if you want to see Bible-thumpers on the left, go read the comments on the FB page for "save Jahi McMath" or whatever it's called.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:09 AM (9CBig)

237 "and here we go. The stalwart defense of nonsense, because there's no way we could carry on without defending nonsense at least once per day. FYI, Virginia is now a blue state because the party keeps doubling down on complete idiocy like this. So it's kind of important to me, in as much as we can't win a presidential election without virginia. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:47 PM (/FnUH) " Except I'm not defending it. I really do not care for a single nano-second what Virginians care about. It's not my damn business. In my own state I would not support such a law. In Virgina? I don't live in Virginia, so I say "So the fuck what?". Part of accepting federalism is accepting the fact that the states you don't live in are none of your damn business. It only is if you think we should federalize an issue. I personally have no interest in the federal government banning or legalizing sodomy. And that's why Lawrence v. Texas pisses me off so much. While I have no use for any sodomy laws in general that horrible ruling stomps all over state's rights. You want to discuss the sense or efficacy of sodomy laws in general? Fine. You want to harangue state level legislators over laws that have no impact on your state? Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 11:09 AM (rsudF)

238 It's his wife's fault.

Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2014 11:09 AM (7+QLY)

239 I have no fundamental problem with legislating morality. But making prom night BJs a felony? That's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2014 11:09 AM (GfS/y)

240 As a real, actual, twice-a-week church-going evangelical Baptist no fooling kinda guy - are you kidding me? I mean, really? Are you sure this isn't from the Onion? Some other far left satire? Let's start talking about how being married gives couples a huge advantage in a dozen life advantages. Or say, encouraging people in apprenticing in trades, or helping newly independent adults in budgeting. And as far as I know, BJ's aren't any 'worse' than any other sort of sex for most of us hardcore evangelicals. It's sex. Sex is sex - the only thing I've got an opinion on is if it is in wedlock or not. Ask me and I'll give you my opinion. Laws are for other things.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 09, 2014 11:10 AM (xJS2Q)

241 Yet pot is legal. In Virginia? Tweet! Flag thrown. 15 seconds for improper conflation.

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 09, 2014 11:10 AM (1Y+hH)

242 smears Cuccinelli all the time, yes? I don't have to.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:10 AM (gXRIG)

243 Eh, let's just classify all sex as rape and be done with it.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:10 AM (UAMVq)

244 Why is it generally men who propose these sexual morality laws? Daughters.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2014 11:10 AM (NKBxV)

245 231Just out of curiosity, are BJs all they're cracked up to be
***

yes.

Posted by: a devout Baptist at January 09, 2014 03:09 PM (VC56G)

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Nuts!

Posted by: a good catholic at January 09, 2014 11:10 AM (SO2Q8)

246

I think everyone here reading this post and these comments can, however, agree that:

 

"not criticizing these positions cost us every statewide office in VA".

 

That is simply not true.  The opposite, plus several other major factors, is true.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 11:10 AM (tVTLU)

247 The guy with the camera is receiving teh secks. Who says he can't be the owner and operator? Posted by: bonhomme
...........
Sooo.. the takeaway here is always have a camera handy?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 09, 2014 11:11 AM (f9c2L)

248 The fake dem plant "libertarian" cost us the VA governorship.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 11:11 AM (hFL/3)

249 Prostituted oral sex bumped up to a felony? I bet the feminists would support it, especially if the John gets the felony charge.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 11:11 AM (oFCZn)

250 What is the perceived good here? Assuaging the never-ending fear that someone somewhere in Virginia is having fun?

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 09, 2014 11:11 AM (1Y+hH)

251 Just got here, so I haven't read all the comments.
But this begs the question....

Under the proposed legislation, how many of us Morons would still be able to legally own a firearm?


OK,now how many would if this had been applicable law when you were a teenager?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2014 11:11 AM (GcYmn)

252 It's just Virginia right? I dunno Ace, there is something to be said for making it illegal for a lot of federal bureaucrats to have oral sex. Maybe all oral sex in Virginia should be banned.

Posted by: gwelf at January 09, 2014 11:11 AM (+7Usq)

253 >>>And as far as I know, BJ's aren't any 'worse' than any other sort of sex for most of us hardcore evangelicals. It's sex. Sex is sex - the only thing I've got an opinion on is if it is in wedlock or not. Ask me and I'll give you my opinion. Laws are for other things. this is my point: I DON'T believe this is a majority position among Evangelicals, but people REFLEXIVELY rush to claim it is, and that by criticizing what I deem a fringe position, I'm attacking "all Christians" and "all social conservatives." I'm not. I'm attacking fringe characters and fringe positions.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:11 AM (/FnUH)

254 I'm proudly pro-beejer and anti-late term abortion.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:12 AM (ZPrif)

255 202 ace at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM (/FnUH)

A question or two Ace.

1) you say "fringe position" which nationally may well be true, BUT the gentleman was so far as is known elected by his seat's riding?

2) If the preceding is yes, and given that(and yes I do agree this is a stupid law since it is a binary-trigger harassment law) the area of impact is the State of VA if the VA GOP allows it brought it must have *some purpose* would it not?

3) At some  point in my opinion, there has to be some latitude for the locals to have their say about their laws, how do we allow non extra-constituional laws to be passed by locals if the locals are "too stupid" to realize they have beliefs and desires and preferences not compatible with "the 21st century?"

I do not think the gent is running this up the national GOP flag pole....

I wonder if our pointing out things like PIV AVenger impacts Kos, PuffHo or Jharles Chonson's PoV at all?

I am not saying you cannot have an opinion, I am not trying to silence you, I am sort of failing to see a few ethical, philosophical, and tactical points but hey we need  the byline.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:12 AM (TE35l)

256 They want to punish that sort of thing because it's icky and stuff.

No DECENT person would want to put their mouth there.

It goes back to the anti pleasure of the puritans and the association of "that area" with excretion.

And back in the puritans day, when soap was a luxury and/or painful to use (thus used less often) I can see how that might be a problem.

These days, we can get pretty sanitary in that area.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 09, 2014 11:12 AM (LSDdO)

257 A man could make a fortune selling raffle tickets to these circular firing squads.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 09, 2014 11:12 AM (4PpNg)

258
......We'll they are WRONG!
Posted by: Woody Allen



"the heart knows what it knows!"

A bit more background from the lefties at Think Progress. It appears that an old morals act went under the Court's wheels, conservatives are trying to revise it to bring it into compliance, while the gay/left wants to kill it to allow open season on anything standing still.  Quotin':

Senate Bill 14, authored by State Sen. Thomas A. Garrett (R), would “amend and reenact” the law, attempting to use the old law’s language to continue prosecuting cases of anyone who commits “crimes against nature” in public, with minors, with animals, or for money. As a result, this bill would allow oral and anal sex between consenting adults (in the privacy of their own homes) — but would still treat any oral and anal sex in those categories differently from vaginal intercourse, thereby continuing to unfairly distinguish same-sex sexual behavior for harsher punishment.

http://tinyurl.com/nfdjazz

This is apparently an outrage, stuffed with outrage, with a side of outrage dipping sauce.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 11:12 AM (kdS6q)

259 By the way..anybody here have any insight into a recurring dream I have where I turn Rachel Maddow straight after a long weekend in a Lake Superior Cabin? Posted by: 7 Days in May at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM ....................I hate to break it to you but It's not really Maddow in your dream. It's Will Wheaton. If you look at pics of both, you will see what I mean. If your still up for it I can get you a good deal on that cabin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:12 AM (FciyD)

260 Mumble, mumble, mumble...proper role of government...sumpin', sumpin', sumpin'

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (g4TxM)

261 243 Why is it generally men who propose these sexual morality laws?


Daughters. Posted by: rickb223

Mothers don't care about their daughters?  Please. 

Seems like its men who just have weird hang-ups about sex or somesuch.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (9CBig)

262 Bull$hit. The GOPs fetishes were cause #1 across the populated areas of the Commonwealth. Right back at ya. Post #125 does an acceptable job of the proximate cause. The only thing I would add to it would be the electoral impact of NoVA going bluer and bluer while increasing in population. I think this SoCon shit is stupid too, but I don't let it cloud a more accurate electoral analysis.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (U1Tts)

263 Let's be clear about what you're doing: You're attempting to contrive some Principled Reason why I should not call out errant members of the fringe right, because that criticism makes you uncomfortable. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:00 PM (/FnUH) Absolutely, completely, utterly wrong. Could not be more wrong. Not even within a goddamned lightyear. But you are so *married* to that proposition you can't see anything else happening. You are attacking *everyone* over what this dipshit is doing, not just attacking the dipshit. This is the "core flaw" of the modern GOP, every single damned thing has to be The New Civil War. I'm a fucking Libertarian, *of course* I don't support Dippy McBoner. But you came out of the gate all OMG GOP IS SO FUCKED UP BECAUSE THIS IS ALLOWED!!! Maybe say what the Hell people supposed to do about it before calling them idiots for not doing it. And by "what to do" I don't mean vagaries like "OMG STOP." Sure, a *couple* of people are going to support any idiot thing, but stop trying to make every damned instance a Party Wide Conflagration. It's a grotesque overreaction and it plays directly into the hands of *actual* enemies. Write the guy a freaking nastygram. Post it here, people would laugh. Something. Just utterly sick of the desperate desire to infight.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (qyfb5)

264 buttsex is still gross, though. that's where poop comes from

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (ZPrif)

265 "There is a certain contingent in the Republican Party that insists on defending this nonsense. Not everyone who defends it actually supports it; I think the idea is rather that just as the left observes the rule No Enemies to the Left, so should we refrain from knocking allies on the right.

I don't support this rule. I used to see in the value in it but I no longer do. Things like this are embarrassing and counterproductive. I am tired of being associated with the Party That Really Wants To Patrol Your Private Sexual Choices Because We Know Better Because It's In the Bible."

-------------------------------------------

I reached this point after Huckabee's "Jesus wants me to win" bullshit years ago, and it was reinforced by Santorum's opposition to "radical individualism". These motherfuckers may be Republicans, but they aren't conservative. They're theocrats deep down, and Christian statists at the least.

Posted by: YourPoopyPants at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (Y/HG5)

266

(waves to JeffB)

My Man!1!!1!

Posted by: Former SoD Robert Gates at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (7AyPg)

267 Under the proposed legislation, how many of us Morons would still be able to legally own a firearm?

OK,now how many would if this had been applicable law when you were a teenager?
***

Speaking for myself, I wouldn't be allowed to be in possession of a pointy stick by now.

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (VC56G)

268 There's a store in my town called BJ's Wholesale. You can imagine my disappointment when I showed up on opening day.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (7ObY1)

269 Why is it generally men who propose these sexual morality laws? Biology

Posted by: Matryr at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (R6JT1)

270 "I am sort of failing to see a few ethical, philosophical, and tactical points" Hmm. Electing the strongest Hillary supporter in the DC environs not an issue, then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (gXRIG)

271 I just don't understand why making penalties for non vaginal sex more severe. Maybe they were reasoning that most prostitution is for BJs and not PIV sex. Or he really doesn't like BJs

The bill is titled "Crimes against nature; penalty."

That pretty much says it all.  He wants to double down on old Blue Laws while trying to get around Lawrence v Texas.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (SY2Kh)

272 So now he wants Virgina to be only for some kinds of lovers

Posted by: a good catholic at January 09, 2014 11:13 AM (SO2Q8)

273


>>Basically proportionality and relativity--are to be considered.

 

Everybody gets proportionality wrong. Especially in wars.

 

It doesn't mean 'measure your response to the stimulus'

it means 'act in a measure that furthers your goals'

Hence, nuking Japan *was* proportional. We wanted that war over, it got the job done after only 2 hits.

Posted by: Bigby's Pantomime Hands at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (3ZtZW)

274 These days, we can get pretty sanitary in that area. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 09, 2014 03:12 PM (LSDdO) I love the smell of fresh ass in the morning!

Posted by: Colonel Barney Kilgore Frank at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (oFCZn)

275 The standard Christian position is that "the marriage bed can not be defiled." However, the standard Christian wife position is "BJs ok fine, but no anal."

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (hFL/3)

276 thereby continuing to unfairly distinguish same-sex sexual behavior for harsher punishment.

Ahhh, so it's the homos whining about this.

Posted by: GMan at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (sxq57)

277
Incidentally, if you're a "good" dad, you have small testicles.

It's true; there's a study that says so.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (gYIst)

278

Well after all, we can crucify an AG for defending the state's law in court while he was AG.

 

Wait a sec, what is the AG's job description again?

 

Those dem attack ads are so persuasive, ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (tVTLU)

279 The stupid really  does burn....

Posted by: backhoe at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (ULH4o)

280 "The daughter of a 91-year-old woman from Fort Lee, N.J., who died on the day of a major traffic jam precipitated by top aides to Gov. Chris Christie said on Thursday that she did not believe the inability of an ambulance to reach her motherÂ’s house was a factor in her death." - NYT, 1/9/14

Posted by: JDW at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (MofJb)

281 Sooo.. the takeaway here is always have a camera handy? No camera necessary. Just do the paperwork for a pron production company and whatever "actor" compliance dealies you need. Then you can have "dress rehearsals" anytime you want. The gov't says prostitution is fine and dandy, just do the paperwork.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (9PrpA)

282 >>>You are attacking *everyone* over what this dipshit is doing, not just attacking the dipshit. I'm attacking everyone? Please point out where I did this. Apparently attacking ONE CHRISTIAN equals attacking them all.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (/FnUH)

283 The trouble is, if you read this jerk's profile at VoteSmart.org he appears to be just another regular guy. He is probably someone that most people here would back in an election. We need a way to vet the crazy assholes before they take up a slot on the ballot.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (u2a4R)

284 Why is it generally men who propose these sexual morality laws? ---- Because they are only interested in sex that leads to babies.

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (Gm2CM)

285 ok....who bit him?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 09, 2014 11:14 AM (8v/hq)

286 SFGoth Shouldn't you be moping around Market Street in white makeup and a long black coat or something?

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (7ObY1)

287 I'm a federalist, but federalism is dead for now. Teh Fred! and Rick Perry killed it, like Goldwater with a public veneer of "lazy retard." We have to live through another statist conservative Bush/Nixon type.

Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (GfS/y)

288 "I'm attacking fringe characters..."
===============

Hey! Screw you, too, buddy!

Posted by: Walter Bishop at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (H84UO)

289 Note: cancel location shots in VA.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (sOtz/)

290 yeah, no women have hang-ups about sex. never ever in the history of the world have women had hang-ups about sex.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)

291 Oral sex is gross. That's where puke comes from.

Vaginal sex is gross. That's where cheese comes from.

Besides, PIV is rape all day, every day, 24/7/365, bringing you the hottest hits in patriarchal tyranny.

Posted by: YourPoopyPants at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (Y/HG5)

292 crimes against nature” in public, with minors, with animals, or for money. **** Wait a second. Now we're going to outlaw bunnilingus?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (g4TxM)

293 Ace my problem isn't that you think the law is bad. I'm personally "meh" on it. I guess the Delegate in question believes that every other problem has been fixed... No, my problem is with the assertion that this deserves some specific ridicule. "Oh, we can't let the Left think we think like this!!!" Is this really so bad that it deserves that kind of special ridicule? Because it's a "fringe" position? Yet we're told, "You'd better not call her Abortion Barbie" about a woman who is so beholden to the Abortion Lobby that she filibustered over fairly minor changes in the Texas legal code, because that *too* would be "fringe" or "drive away the middle." Which is more fringe- the idea that BJers should be a minor felony instead of a misdemeanor or the idea that infanticide is so fundamental a "right" that we can't even have basic health standards on the murder-factories?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (nUH8H)

294 Actually, I think the appropriate response is to chuck the guy out of the party for being an idiot.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (lILC0)

295 Seriously, who is in favor of this law? Is there some cry from the citizens of Virginia for this? WTF? Virginia, Land Of No Blow Jobs. It will fit on a license plate, so it has that going for it.

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (1Y+hH)

296 Just as long as they don't outlaw my straightforward, missionary position, vaginal sex, I'm good.

Posted by: Purity Republican at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (P1WNR)

297 Native Virginian here. The reason this is news is because Virginia SoCon's already have a reputation for nonsense like this, and it adds to the perception of the RPV being run by sex-obsessed small town preachers turned theocratic legislators. Please stop doing this crap VA legislators, its stupid.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (3wrJ+)

298 How will the fringe that is ostensibly on our side know to not do the silly fringe stuff if they are not told that their idea is assinine?  A little criticism - preferably blunt else they seem to miss it - is needed to keep some sort of order and keep somewhat on message.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (hLRSq)

299 224 Oral sex will be superior to Gynie sex until the day we genetically engineer vaginas with tongues.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 03:08 PM (ZPrif)


Flash of genius. GMV- Genetically Modified Vaginas. Call Starkist in the morning...wait.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (yICtd)

300 "63 By the way, your rule is silly: I've never heard you refrain from criticizing a *liberal* choice by a state you don't reside in, nor have you suggested that others do likewise. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:47 PM (/FnUH)" I don't know what you've seen me post before, but I take no issue with discussing the general value of any given law no matter where it may have been passed. What I take issue with is this notion that we must attack this state level representative for proposing a law in a state you don't live in. I'll use Colorado as an example. If Colorado wants to legalize pot, so be it, but I have concerns with Michigan doing the same thing so I'll discuss the issue in general terms. I will not go on a crusade to attempt to undermine the people of Colorado over what they do in their own state. The one thing I hate about this particular discussion is the attempt to nationalize it.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 11:15 AM (rsudF)

301 291 crimes against nature” in public, with minors, with animals, or for money. **** Wait a second. Now we're going to outlaw bunnilingus? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 03:15 PM (g4TxM) Bugs and Lola hardest hit.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:16 AM (UAMVq)

302 Where's Petunia to say this is exactly why we have to nominate Doughnuts Christie in 2016 just to stop this monster?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 11:16 AM (oFCZn)

303 It's actually women who are the driving force behind most morality laws. Prohibition, for example. Thanks Ladies League of Suffragettes and Temperance Society!!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:16 AM (ZPrif)

304 Man, what the fuck has happened to my state?  This shit's embarassing.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 11:16 AM (eNZFc)

305

And yet, over at Drudge there's a report of the clap and syphillis on the rise in this nation.  Teens  (or for that matter, anyone)  having sex, oral or otherwise, just propogate the burden of  taxes I have to pay to treat them.

 

And there's the kicker.   There's really nothing private anymore if everyone expects me to pay for their actions.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 11:16 AM (DV/pZ)

306 but I don't let it cloud a more accurate electoral analysis Here's the most accurate electoral analysis: Who won?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:17 AM (gXRIG)

307 We can still PIBB, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Beagle at January 09, 2014 11:17 AM (sOtz/)

308 The standard Christian position is that "the marriage bed can not be defiled." However, the standard Christian wife position is "BJs ok fine, but no anal." Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 03:14 PM LOL. Been talking to Mrs. Minnfidel have you?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:17 AM (FciyD)

309

So ... If I am driving through Virginia, and promise the wife a new house in return for a BJ ... and she consults her notes to refresh her memory on how to perform one ... is that a felony ?

 

Also, how does the resulting chill from Hell Freezing Over compare to the Polar Vortex ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2014 11:17 AM (+XxPY)

310 These type of stories get us into trouble in U.S. Senate races and then can be nationalized. At the local level, is it a problem? I dunno. Would Akin have won the primary without the support of Huckabee? Republicans would be a lot better off if the party picked the nominee in smoke-filled room rather than the electorate.

Posted by: Max at January 09, 2014 11:17 AM (huMoW)

311 yes I'm making it up, Empire of Jeff. No one voted for this Garrett character, and no one in this thread is insisting we must not criticizing him. I'm making it all up -- the right NEVER advances fringe propositions, EVER. You're right, Jeff. You're sooooo right. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM (/FnUH) --------------------------- No, you're purposely picking fights with your readership by daring to disagree with you over issues that we aren't aware of and have no stake in. Then you toss off a long distance psychoanalysis of their motives such as "You just love, love LOVE you some socialism" or "You really just want to ban blowjobs because you want to use the force of government to force your Puritan sensibilities on the rest of us." The reason you do this is that you're embarrassed by the lowbrow, mouthbreathing, godbag, sister-humping Cletuses that read your blog and you feel like you need to enforce a little moral distance between you and them to reinforce your self-image of enlightened libertarian.* *See how easy that shit is to do? It's because it's so easy that it's automatically horseshit. Why ask your motivation when I can just TELL YOU what your motivation is?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 11:18 AM (E+teJ)

312 Absolutely, completely, utterly wrong. Could not be more wrong. Not even within a goddamned lightyear. But you are so *married* to that proposition you can't see anything else happening. You are attacking *everyone* over what this dipshit is doing, not just attacking the dipshit. This is the "core flaw" of the modern GOP, every single damned thing has to be The New Civil War. I'm a fucking Libertarian, *of course* I don't support Dippy McBoner. But you came out of the gate all OMG GOP IS SO FUCKED UP BECAUSE THIS IS ALLOWED!!! Maybe say what the Hell people supposed to do about it before calling them idiots for not doing it. And by "what to do" I don't mean vagaries like "OMG STOP." Sure, a *couple* of people are going to support any idiot thing, but stop trying to make every damned instance a Party Wide Conflagration. It's a grotesque overreaction and it plays directly into the hands of *actual* enemies. Write the guy a freaking nastygram. Post it here, people would laugh. Something. Just utterly sick of the desperate desire to infight. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 03:13 PM (qyfb5) ***** ^This. Don't worry MSNBC will get to it. And it's Virginia--Inside the Beltway so every political junkie is literally all over it. I've been busy just trying to find my folks healthcare because the military kicked them into Medicare essentially. Can't find a doctor for them. So--ya I haven't been following VA's right to blow jobs--like the Volokh Boys.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 11:18 AM (RJMhd)

313 252 ace at January 09, 2014 03:11 PM (/FnUH)

This is I think, an example of the media "shaping the overall story arc" Ace.

For example, somehow the GOP could not get the media to address Obama backing the Gosnell Maneuver in either 08 or 12....

I am fairly certain the majority position of the United States is "closet babies"....but hey I may be wrong, I don't quite understand the nation much anymore.

Not saying "shut up" just asking you to ponder, "how do WE land these blows across the aisle as well?"

This little exercise is called "splinter splitting" and I am NOT suggesting your silence I am simply pointing out "we either can't or won't do the same."

The GOP will never win a national election again if we are held to absolute total and subject to media hyping standards wars with the media controlling the mike volume.

If this issue is a big enough deal you feel it merits your passion that is your right as the owner/proprietor and a citizen.

My own evolution to "LEGALIZE IT ALL!" is sincere, I am not mocking your epiphany just wondering if a fellow listless soul has answers to any of those tactical/strategic points?

I myself, I fear am short on answers the GOP would find "acceptable."

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:18 AM (TE35l)

314 289 yeah, no women have hang-ups about sex.
never ever in the history of the world have women had hang-ups about sex. Posted by: Flatbush Joe

They do, all the time, but it does seem that modern anti-sex legislation is being pushed by men -- and it seems, men who've done what they're trying to outlaw.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:18 AM (9CBig)

315 Shh, BSR. Can't say that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:18 AM (gXRIG)

316 306 We can still PIBB, right? RIGHT? Posted by: Beagle at January 09, 2014 03:17 PM (sOtz/) Penis in Bugs Bunny?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:18 AM (UAMVq)

317 Hey could you morons keep it down?

We're trying to write an Amnesty bill over here!


sheesh

Posted by: mythical GOP establishment[/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 11:18 AM (5ikDv)

318

Merovign - 262.  This X 100000000.

 

Crazy statements, stupid positions, and fucking criminal behavior are always isolated to the man or woman for the dems.

 

Someone says some crazy shit who is a Rep, the headlines blare GOP LAWMAKER CUNT PUNTS 90 YEAR OLD WOMAN!!!!  Refuses to back down from crazy statements!!!

 

Yes, some bumblefuck in nowheresville VA state rep speaks for the entire GOP, you know, a national party.

 

Last time I checked oral sex or anal sex weren't even mentioned in the platform.  The right, correct response is simply, the GOP wants govt out of our lives, including our bedrooms, and this guy's goofy statements support of some state law have nothing to do with us and we don't endorse them in any way.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (tVTLU)

319 First thing women did upon getting the vote is inflict one of the worst public policies America has ever experienced. The Chicago Mob would like to thank the Women's Temperance Society and Anti-Drunkenness League of Morality for all their help.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (ZPrif)

320 Incidentally, if you're a "good" dad, you have small testicles. **** Au contraire. My dad flew in a plywood scout plane over Vatican Square as the pope addressed the populace two days after the Allies took Rome in WWII. He was awesome, and humble to boot.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (g4TxM)

321 Legislating. Morality. Never. Works. I think handing out criminal sentences to teenagers giving BJs in their homes is fringe lunacy and authoritarian to the core, but this statement grinds my gears. All laws "legislate morality" in the sense they take away some people's freedom to do as they wish. All of them -- past, present, and future; across all cultures and systems and governance. A law is nothing more than a codified assertion of society's sense of right and wrong and the assignment of penalties for engaging in the latter. Your local primary school can't be flanked by an adult book store and a pawn shop because someone decided to impose that moral judgment by way of the de facto legislation of zoning regulations.

Posted by: VJay at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (g0rx9)

322 So The bill is really aimed at gays giving BJs in public?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (zOTsN)

323 214 Eh, I was mainly joking around with that post. I don't know what Virginia voters want or believe. I do have an uneasy feeling about our party's desperation to adapt to this new Age of Sodom. As long as the D's control the schools, press and popular culture, R's are going to be caricatured as creepy uptight fuddy duddies, regardless of our actual platform and actual candidates.

Posted by: gp at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (mk9aG)

324 Part of accepting federalism is accepting the fact that the states you don't live in are none of your damn business. It only is if you think we should federalize an issue. I personally have no interest in the federal government banning or legalizing sodomy. And that's why Lawrence v. Texas pisses me off so much. While I have no use for any sodomy laws in general that horrible ruling stomps all over state's rights.

You want to discuss the sense or efficacy of sodomy laws in general? Fine. You want to harangue state level legislators over laws that have no impact on your state? Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 03:09 PM (rsudF)


So we're not allowed to criticize NY gun laws or MA state health care plans if we don't live in those states?

I must have missed that addition to the style guide.

Federalism means that residents of states get to make laws as they see fit. It does NOT mean that those laws are beyond criticism or mockery.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (XkotV)

325 The changes to this law are weird honestly. I'm wondering if what we have here is an idiot who doesn't know how to write laws. And while trying to expand public decency laws and anti-prostitution laws, fucked up. Because there is a clause about consenting adults. My guess is he feared the political consequences of just saying "Consenting persons." which looks like it's soft on Kids having sex. To that end though there's good reason to say "listen, these things (public indecency and prostitution) are penalized elsewhere why are we cracking this open." And honestly, I don't know. Has anyone actually asked the assemblyman?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (GaqMa)

326 I've been to law school. The left still obsesses over Lawrence v. Texas even though the law was overturned.

If you think they don't latch on to this kind of nonsense, you're wrong.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (RUraj)

327 >>>No, my problem is with the assertion that this deserves some specific ridicule. "Oh, we can't let the Left think we think like this!!!" Is this really so bad that it deserves that kind of special ridicule? Because it's a "fringe" position? Allen, I'm just really tired of being told what I mustn't say. Notice you're not disagreeing with me, exactly -- you're just, as usual, claiming I must have No Enemies to the Right, so shut up. We. Criticize. Everything. Here. I am tired of being told that there are some Special Little Snowflakes who are beyond criticism. I dont' like it when they claim that of bammy, and I don't like it when people begin broadly claiming that any objection to a Christian Goofball is an attack on "all Christians" and "all socons" which I must not do. >>>Yet we're told, "You'd better not call her Abortion Barbie" about a woman who is so beholden to the Abortion Lobby that she filibustered over fairly minor changes in the Texas legal code, because that *too* would be "fringe" or "drive away the middle." Fucking this is an argument you're having with the left, not with me. By the way, unless you live in Texas, I guess you're not allowed to weigh in on Abortion Barbie. >>>Which is more fringe- the idea that BJers should be a minor felony instead of a misdemeanor or the idea that infanticide is so fundamental a "right" that we can't even have basic health standards on the murder-factories? oh for God's sake. 1, I'm pro-choice anyway, but even if I were pro-life, 2, this is a nonsense argument. "This other thing is WORSE, so you mustni't talk about this other thing which is concededly bad but not AS BAD as this other thing!" Stop making up stupid fucking reasons why other people should remain silent. Shall I start compiling my own list of reasons why YOU must remain silent?

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:19 AM (/FnUH)

328 "Oh, we can't let the Left think we think like this!!!" We can't let sane people on the right think that we think like this. If we keep ignoring idiots who get into office and propose things that make our party (and by extention, us) look like idiots too, we'll keep losing voters.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 11:20 AM (u2a4R)

329 I do not think the gent is running this up the national GOP flag pole.... Except the MFM will make it so, which is the real problem, not home rule. Also, ISWYDT.

Posted by: toby928© blurts at January 09, 2014 11:20 AM (QupBk)

330 Queen Elizabeth, that Mata Hari of the Blessed Isle knew it's only about fun.

Posted by: orgasmic diplomacy at January 09, 2014 11:20 AM (R6JT1)

331 Prohibition, for example. Thanks Ladies League of Suffragettes and Temperance Society!! The Temperance Society can fetch me a cocktail. But first, they will blow me.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:20 AM (UAMVq)

332

252 -

 

No, what you are doing is criticizing large swaths of the religious right when you say the religious right are conflating your position  into an attack on all the religious right. 

 

You  ARE hung up about all Christians, and  this is how you get them riled up.  It's a lousy trick you play, Ace, and you did it all through the primaries, when you deliberately misrepresented Rick Santorum's positions. 

 

You should be  more honest on your on blog, dude. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 11:20 AM (TOk1P)

333 All the viciously anti-male rape laws and codes, from the campus feminazis to the insanely evil rape shield laws that prevent the accused from facing their accuser ... all are inflicted by jack-boots with high heels.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:20 AM (ZPrif)

334 ..........Yep. You want to include it to try and help fight prostitution, o.k.

Not OK.  Not with me.

Again- felony.  I'm not defending prostitution, but getting a beejer from a whore should not rise to the level of a felony.

There are too many felonies on the books as it is; it should be reserved for serious crimes.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 11:21 AM (SY2Kh)

335 "And it's Virginia--Inside the Beltway so every political junkie is literally all over it." THIS IS THE F'ING POINT, for all of those going "hey, not MY state". The VAGOP has handed the left another bucket of ammo, and will be shocked to find it used against them.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:21 AM (gXRIG)

336 318 First thing women did upon getting the vote is inflict one of the worst public policies America has ever experienced.

The Chicago Mob would like to thank the Women's Temperance Society and Anti-Drunkenness League of Morality for all their help. Posted by: Flatbush Joe

I was going to refer to Prohibition, but I deleted it because:  1) it's not sex; 2) and it was almost 100 years ago and thus not modern.  Don't just blame women for Prohibition, though; a lot of men had their hands in that travesty too.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:21 AM (9CBig)

337 The overwhelming majority of sexual morality laws and codes actually in effect in America today in 2014, have been imposed primarily by women out of fear of male sexuality. Fact.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:21 AM (ZPrif)

338 Late to the party, but I for one would like to say that I support oral sex.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 09, 2014 11:21 AM (Zswg6)

339 >>Incidentally, if you're a "good" dad, you have small testicles.


I beat my kids.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2014 11:21 AM (P1WNR)

340 >>What I take issue with is this notion that we must attack this state level representative for proposing a law in a state you don't live in. I'll use Colorado as an example. If Colorado wants to legalize pot, so be it, but I have concerns with Michigan doing the same thing so I'll discuss the issue in general terms. I will not go on a crusade to attempt to undermine the people of Colorado over what they do in their own state. The one thing I hate about this particular discussion is the attempt to nationalize it. So when a Rep in Texas goes on a filibuster over state level abortion laws you don't want it to be discussed outside the limits of the state of Texas? Cause nothing that happens in a given state could ever be moved to a national level?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2014 11:21 AM (g1DWB)

341 Republicans would be a lot better off if the party picked the nominee in smoke-filled room

Thank you for your support.

Posted by: Jeb Bush (and his mutant amnesty loving son) at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (kxSZr)

342 Just utterly sick of the desperate desire to infight. Me too, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (7kkQJ)

343 SFGoth, you are wrong and historically ignorant.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (ZPrif)

344 I'm attacking everyone? Please point out where I did this. Apparently attacking ONE CHRISTIAN equals attacking them all. Posted by: ace No, you're attacking one guy, as you stated. However, every time this happens, it's like waving the green flag for others to criticize anyone who dares believe in God.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (LSJmV)

345 In all seriousness, the reason it seems like men propose more nutty sexual morality laws is pretty simple---male legislators outnumber female legislators by quite a bit. Men propse more laws overall, so they propose more good ones and more stinkers. As far as support---eh. I think broadly more women support "morality" laws in some areas and men in others.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (Gm2CM)

346 So, March 14th will no longer be a holiday in Virginia.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (U7Ivf)

347 CNBC just went to "BREAKING NEWS" "Awaiting Gov. Christie's arrival in Fort Lee, NJ"

Are they kidding with this or what?  117 minutes wasn't enough for them.  They have to cover this during the trading day?

Posted by: think at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (OroYa)

348 See ya next thread. This is too dumb to talk about or even make fun of for more than 300 comments. And it's no dumber than telling people they need to give up the idea that their children are "theirs".

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (1Y+hH)

349 Crazy statements, stupid positions, and fucking criminal behavior are always isolated to the man or woman for the dems. ..... Yes, some bumblefuck in nowheresville VA state rep speaks for the entire GOP, you know, a national party. --- Yep. GOPers need to reject the premise that some state legislator somewhere Speaks For The Party. Don't defend it. But why discuss it? As I recall, we need every GOPer we can get - that's why we can never oust shits like Moocowpat or the Maine Twins, right? So are we going to oust someone who makes us feel "icky?" Why not ignore it? Honestly, I don't understand the motivation to give this oxygen.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 09, 2014 11:22 AM (zDsvJ)

350 >>>Not saying "shut up" just asking you to ponder, "how do WE land these blows across the aisle as well?" This little exercise is called "splinter splitting" and I am NOT suggesting your silence I am simply pointing out "we either can't or won't do the same." ... whatever, yet another argument that I must always defer to the Needs of the Collective. Sick of It You have your agenda, I HAVE MINE. Stop telling me I cannot pursue mine, because I have to defer to the greater needs of the Corporate Collective. I don't want this guy to win -- period. I would vote against him -- period. That's my agenda. If you're more copacetic with busybodies and bluenoses and keyhole peepers, that's fine. That's your agenda. Stop making up reasons why I cannot press for my own.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:23 AM (/FnUH)

351 Statists with an (R) after their name Statists with a (D) after their name Statists with an (I) after their name Statists with a (TP) after their name Statists with a (S) after their name Fuck em. Fuck em all. Lesser of two evils is dead. You support constraining our out of control Government, or you don't. If you do, you're on my side. If not, enjoy.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:23 AM (FsjuI)

352

>>>You are attacking *everyone* over what this dipshit is doing, not just attacking the dipshit.

 

Nope. Just calling a dipshit a dipshit and making the larger point that people in the party ought to stop being dipshittery.

Posted by: Bigby's Pantomime Hands at January 09, 2014 11:23 AM (3ZtZW)

353
Sorry Seamus but...


A US study Monday measuring fathering habits and testicle size suggested that bigger may not be better when it comes to the day-to-day raising of small children.

The research involved 70 U.S. men of varying ethnicities -- most were Caucasian, five were Asian and 15 were African-American.

All were the fathers of children aged one to two.

The larger the volume of their testes, the less the men were involved in daily parenting activities like changing diapers, said the study by researchers at Emory Un

Posted by: soothsayer at January 09, 2014 11:23 AM (gYIst)

354
Sorry Seamus but...


A US study Monday measuring fathering habits and testicle size suggested that bigger may not be better when it comes to the day-to-day raising of small children.

The research involved 70 U.S. men of varying ethnicities -- most were Caucasian, five were Asian and 15 were African-American.

All were the fathers of children aged one to two.

The larger the volume of their testes, the less the men were involved in daily parenting activities like changing diapers, said the study by researchers at Emory University in Georgia.

In comparison, men with smaller testes showed more nurturing activity in the brain when shown pictures of their children, and also were more involved in their children's upbringing, according to surveys answered separately by both the fathers and their female partners.

All the men in the study were aged 21-55 and lived with the biological mothers of their children. Most were married.


from September 2013

Posted by: soothsayer at January 09, 2014 11:23 AM (gYIst)

355 >>>and jamming fiber optic cables up women's vajayjays before they get an abortion

If you are going to equate the two, required sonogram prior to abortion and illegal BJs then yes. I will side with looney tunes before I give up my pro-life stance. Any questions on that?

What faith outright forbids BJs? You aren't supposed to go "all the way" with them in Catholicism, but who says they're verboten?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:23 AM (0q2P7)

356 It was also women's groups that were the most vocal in banning polygamy.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:24 AM (ZPrif)

357 342 SFGoth, you are wrong and historically ignorant. Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Why don't you enlighten me on how I'm historically ignorant rather than just vaguebooking.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:24 AM (9CBig)

358 >>>GOPers need to reject the premise that some state legislator somewhere Speaks For The Party. Don't defend it. But why discuss it? ... again, I'm not saying that. I'm saying this guy's position is NOT representative and if we fucking stopped telling each other to SHUT UP and discussed this openly we'd all realize that in about an hour. But the main thrust from Garrett's supporters seems to be "shut up, don't speak against him, it's too dangerous to challenge an errant thought emanating from the right."

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:24 AM (/FnUH)

359 Prohibition only became law because women got the vote. That's a historical fact. Read anything about the Suffrage Movement. That was a core plank of the day.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:24 AM (ZPrif)

360 308: Ha by the letter of the law, I suppose you would be a felon. Thus, the inherent problem of legislation intended to "make a statement". 1 stupid law, and 1 media-seeking DA, and an otherwise innocent person becomes branded a felon for the rest of his life.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 11:24 AM (3wrJ+)

361 Maybe he meant to penalize bad oral sex you've paid for. Sort of a consumer protection clause?

Posted by: gwelf at January 09, 2014 11:25 AM (+7Usq)

362 323 Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 03:19 PM (XkotV)

Are you equating commenting on laws being pushed for in state that undermine an enumerated law with one that merely skirts a precedentary point that turned over many previously upheld precedents for point of clarity?

There is a dedicated assault on the NATIONAL 2d amendment that runs the risk of ANY state running up whatever retardation they can pass and have it codified by the appellate process.

I agree with your overall point, my point is there is a distinction between the two LEVELS of "interference" IMHO.

YMMV

regards,
sven

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:25 AM (TE35l)

363 343 Really? So every time Andrew Sullivan says something dumb and Ace mocks it, he's "waving a flag for us all to attack all the gays"? Nonsense. Ace is attacking this guy's overreach and idiocy, not his Christianity. Just like in my above example, Ace attacks Andi's stupidity, not his sexuality.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 11:25 AM (Gm2CM)

364 335 318
First thing women did upon getting the vote is inflict one of the worst public policies America has ever experienced.

The Chicago Mob would like to thank the Women's Temperance Society and Anti-Drunkenness League of Morality for all their help.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe

I was going to refer to Prohibition, but I deleted it because: 1) it's not sex; 2) and it was almost 100 years ago and thus not modern. Don't just blame women for Prohibition, though; a lot of men had their hands in that travesty too.

***

"...Nearly a quarter of the voters in Tuesday's election were unmarried women – and Obama captured more than two-thirds of their votes, 67%, according to research released on Thursday by the Women's Voices Women Vote Action Fund.

"Unmarried women were the drivers of the president's victory," said Page Gardner, the president of WVWVAF..."



Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 11:25 AM (VC56G)

365 >>>All were the fathers of children aged one to two.

If you think the most important contributions of fatherhood are made between the ages of 0 - 2 years, you don't know much about raising kids at all.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:25 AM (0q2P7)

366 >>>No, you're attacking one guy, as you stated. However, every time this happens, it's like waving the green flag for others to criticize anyone who dares believe in God. you cannot fault me for words I did not write and thoughts I did not think.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:25 AM (/FnUH)

367 Then why doesn't he just write a Bill that says 'No Gay Oral Sex In Public?' 

Posted by: The Palm Beach Agorist at January 09, 2014 11:25 AM (7AyPg)

368 360 Maybe he meant to penalize bad oral sex you've paid for. Sort of a consumer protection clause? Posted by: gwelf at January 09, 2014 03:25 PM (+7Usq) So, like a blow job warranty?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:25 AM (UAMVq)

369 I'm attacking everyone? Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:14 PM (/FnUH) You're right, that was a badly constructed phrase because it's not what I was thinking, I revised it to make it less personal. But what you're doing is lashing out - in this specific case by doing things like accusing me personally of holding positions I don't hold for reasons that have nothing to do with me, because you're spoiling for a fight. You come rushing in with your fists up and then when anyone pushes back you hurl sterotypes or made-up crap at them, and it's really, *grievously* not the first time. Sick and tired of it. Fight with yourself.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 11:26 AM (qyfb5)

370 The research involved 70 U.S. men of varying ethnicities Not much of a sample size there.

Posted by: toby928© blurts at January 09, 2014 11:26 AM (QupBk)

371 SFGoth, I have explained it. Repeatedly. I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:26 AM (ZPrif)

372 Somewhere there is a study that says 49% of black men have been arrested, 44 % of Hispanic men, and 38% of white men. Now I only heard about it on the radio and I want to look at this study because I wonder if those numbers are inflated by counting arrests and not arrestees (not accounting for repeat offenders). But, if true, we are criminalizing everything

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 11:26 AM (zOTsN)

373 I was going to refer to Prohibition, but I deleted it because: 1) it's not sex; 2) and it was almost 100 years ago and thus not modern. Don't just blame women for Prohibition, though; a lot of men had their hands in that travesty too.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 03:21 PM (9CBig)


---


One other little fact about the Temperance Movement.  One they realized the carnage Prohibition cased in the way of rum-rnning violence, the Mob etc....  most of them were supportive of doing away with prohibition.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 09, 2014 11:26 AM (nELVU)

374 From the headlines on the sidebar- FoxNY: Man crashes into Conn. gas station, steals banana He had a banana jones. Whatever you do, never touch his bananas. This guy will, you know, go bananas. (Rim shot.) [rdbrewer] --- The man is described as having one eye, being very short, having a jaundiced complexion, and wearing overalls and a set of goggles. He was followed by many more men dressed just like him.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (/Crba)

375 Ace of Spades Night shift signing on. Its 436 AM in China. WTF?

Posted by: Judge_Roy_Bean at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (OiAIj)

376 @ sven
My own evolution to "LEGALIZE IT ALL!" is sincere

fascist!

...


kidding.


Default to a state of anarchy prior to rebuilding? huh.  It may be the only option left that results in freedom. Or death.

Either way , I have to agree with Ace. Every time the New Puritans attempt to legislate morality , the lawlessness seems to increase proportionally.


Posted by: mythical GOP establishment[/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (5ikDv)

377

These things are all connected.  The lunacy of the VA GOP's Jesus Squad is why a vile piece of shit like Terry McAuliffe actually managed to get himself elected despite the fact that virtually everyone hates him, even on the left. It's why we have two Donk senators and why a useless leftist clown like Mark Warner gets to play-act at being a "sensible moderate".

 

And I'm a Virginian, so I have the right to say all that, right?

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (eNZFc)

378 321 So The bill is really aimed at gays giving BJs in public? Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 03:19 PM (zOTsN) ******* Key West. They have a parade for that. People can watch for free!! Right in front of Sloppy Joes.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (RJMhd)

379 New Hampshire state Rep. Stella Tremblay (R-Auburn) thinks the Boston bombing was a false flag operation. Lets burn her. BURN HER! I think this is an unnecessary exercise in ELEVENTY! You don't want to support the Party of Huckabee? Then don't. You can't cure stupid Ace and God makes more of them everyday and that is what voting is for. Back the GOP funding mechanisms, Chamber of Commerce and the 'Boner to make sure all kooks in the GOP shut their damn mouths and listen to leadership or else. But then I'm not a registered Republican.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (XjARm)

380 I would not vote for this guy. Oh course, Alabama has it's own contingent of oddballs who seem to get reelected so I can't cast too many aspersions at the voters of Virginia.

Posted by: toby928© blurts at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (QupBk)

381
So The bill is really aimed at gays giving BJs in public?
Posted by: Thunderb




That looks like the spin from the liber-left.  Quotin' again from TP:

And the law’s disparate treatment of those engaging in public sex (a misdemeanor, at most) and those engaging in public oral and anal sex (a felony under the Crimes Against Nature law) would also be a concern. A same-sex couple spotted by law enforcement in a park, engaged in oral sex, would be each be guilty of a felony — while an opposite-sex couple having vaginal sex in the same park would not.

Any restriction on buggery amid the philodendrons, of course, being an outrage burger on an outrage bun with special outrage sauce.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (kdS6q)

382

I read the proposed code. From what I can gather, it makes public blowjobs (and anal sex, et al) felonies. Presumably, heterosexual sex not involving oral or anal sex remains a misdemeanor if done in public. On those grounds alone, I'd be against such a law since the proposed punishment outweighs the crime. A hooker (and logically the john) catching felonies for a back-alley blowjob? Really?

 

Insofar as the delegate's motives are concerned, I'd say the proposed law is clearly targeting hookers and (secondarily) gay males who have sex in parks and public restrooms and the like. It doesn't read like a screed against 'unnatural acts' since, according to the draft, it doesn't pertain to consenting adults engaging in such fun and frolic at home or otherwise in-private.  The delegate evidently doesn't like seeing prostitutes servicing clients while on his morning jog by the park or his drive into work. Me neither. It grosses me out but I don't think people should get felonies for it.

 

So should we as conservatives support the guy because he's (presumably) a conservative? No, because (1) the law, if passed, would illogically transform a comparatively low-level misdemeanor into a felony; and (2) he's aiding and abetting Democratic efforts to paint Republicans as puritannical busybodies.

Posted by: troyriser at January 09, 2014 11:27 AM (2jF2B)

383 373 From the headlines on the sidebar- FoxNY: Man crashes into Conn. gas station, steals banana He had a banana jones. Whatever you do, never touch his bananas. This guy will, you know, go bananas. (Rim shot.) [rdbrewer] --- The man is described as having one eye, being very short, having a jaundiced complexion, and wearing overalls and a set of goggles. He was followed by many more men dressed just like him. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 09, 2014 03:27 PM (/Crba) Answers to "Stuart"

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:28 AM (UAMVq)

384 358 Prohibition only became law because women got the vote. That's a historical fact. Read anything about the Suffrage Movement. That was a core plank of the day. Posted by: Flatbush Joe

I never said otherwise, but while womens suffrage was a necessary condition, it was not a sufficient condition.  There were plenty of men who were behind Prohibition.  If there were no material support for Prohibition by men, it would never have passed.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:28 AM (9CBig)

385 /GOPe sock off

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 11:28 AM (5ikDv)

386 OT: Boehner still thinks Christie is a contender for prez: http://tinyurl.com/q69tv5a

Posted by: Iasonas at January 09, 2014 11:28 AM (RUraj)

387 I'm all for publicly castigating this idiot. Just as soon as the establishment (or you, for that matter) castigates Krispy Krème for using his political power to punish the citizens in the city of a political opponents town. Or Paul Ryan for lying about the budget agreement. Or Mitch McConnell about almost anything. On and on and on. See, I'm ALL FOR otherising the morons in our party....it can't just be the SoCons, thogh.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 11:28 AM (mtjSE)

388
oh and remember 20 yrs ago when Coconut Oil was bad for you and you shouldn't eat buttered popcorn at movie theaters because of it?

now coconut oil is good for you!

Bonus: it makes your testicles larger!

Posted by: soothsayer at January 09, 2014 11:28 AM (gYIst)

389

This Ace's blog and he can do whatever he wants about it.  Shit like this frustrates me as well because it's not helpful.  But there are always shit about both parties we don't like.

 

What troubled me most about this post is that it's intellectually dishonest and it's based completely on untruths.

 

We lost VA b/c of Merovign's frustration.  B/c every fucking nonissue is blown up, including by us against ourselves, which is a major fucking problem.

 

My question is, Ace, are you going to rant so heavily against a President who supports Don't Ask Don't Tell policy.

 

Here's a hint folks, socons walk from the party and you will never win another election, ever.  Obamacare will be the least of your worries.  lol.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 11:28 AM (tVTLU)

390 OK I did some reading, and I think the whole goal of this law is actually to try and criminalize oral sex between teenagers. And that, in and of itself is the goal. Which is misguided. But here's why. Let's set aside the "trying to ban oral sex!!!111!" thing, the real problem is, he's trying to make the state act as parents. And that's bad. But let's call it for what it is, moronic paternalism. Next up he'll want to criminalize parents who let their kids play videogames or something.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (GaqMa)

391 ******* Key West. They have a parade for that. People can watch for free!! Right in front of Sloppy Joes. That is extremely nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (UAMVq)

392 FoxNY: Man crashes into Conn. gas station, steals banana

Maybe he thought: well fuck, you can't just not steal something after crashing into a building like a moron!

Posted by: fb at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (1Zoh4)

393 I wonder if this is what many of the people in his district asked for? Maybe they have a big prostitution problem there. Maybe it's filled with people who want to force their beliefs on others. Don't know, just posing a question.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (LSJmV)

394 >>>Don't just blame women for Prohibition, though; a lot of men had their hands in that travesty too.

Bottom line is though, it never had majority or even close to majority support of men. Don't be shy, take credit where credit is due.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (0q2P7)

395 Speaking as the Mouth of Socon, this is the wrong approach. Yes, it is the wrong approach to use the coercive power of the state to pass laws that say: "Crimes against nature; penalty. A. If any Any person who (i) carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or (ii) carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be is guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B. The provisions of clause (ii) shall not apply where all persons are consenting adults who are not in a public place and who are not committing, attempting to commit, conspiring to commit, aiding, or abetting any act in furtherance of prostitution. B. Any person who performs or causes to be performed cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus, or anal intercourse upon or by his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least 13 but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony. C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes step-parent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes step-child, and grandchild includes step-grandchild." Knee-jerk libertarians like Ace can't even read that. "Penalty..cunnilingus...mouth..OMG soconz!!" That's as far as he can get before his bile chokes his brain. No, wrong approach. The RIGHT approach is to decriminalize the assault and battery of any citizen observed giving/receiving public anilingus from his grandmother. And the attempt. And the conspiracy. And the use or display of firearms, etc. Libertarians can't really get organized in opposition to that; and I'm sure the good people of Virginia would take advantage of the law to render justice.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (5xmd7)

396 Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:19 PM (/FnUH) I don't know if you're deliberately missing the point, of if I'm miscommunicating... Your assertion seems to be that we *must* ATTACK people who do this. That failing to attack them is some tacit support. I reject this. I submit the correct answer on these things is to ignore them. If someone tries to say, "Hey did you hear about this idiot in Virginia!?!" Say, "LOLWUT?" and have a chuckle. But to hold him up for *special ridicule* is stupid- it serves no good purpose and does get everyone's dander up. What's the *point*? Why is this so despicable? Explain to me why this- admittedly silly-to-stupid law- is sooooo bad that we have to violently (rhetorically) distance ourselves from it. And, yes, I do live in Texas.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channeling Breitbart at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (nUH8H)

397 "So we're not allowed to criticize NY gun laws or MA state health care plans if we don't live in those states? I must have missed that addition to the style guide. Federalism means that residents of states get to make laws as they see fit. It does NOT mean that those laws are beyond criticism or mockery. Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 03:19 PM (XkotV) " Sure, criticize away. I think it's great to discuss laws even if the law doesn't apply to you. That isn't what Ace is doing here. He is demanding a witch hunt of local Virgina legislatures. So call this law stupid. Call it moronic. Call it backwards. But don't think it is any of our business to step in and straighten this delegate out. Maybe I wasn't clear enough on that distinction, but what Ace is doing is actually undermining state sovereignty. It really is none of our business what Virginians do if we don't live in Virgina.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (rsudF)

398 Boehner still thinks Christie is a contender for prez:
***

Boehner thinks a lot of things.  Most of it in Dr Seuss prose.

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 11:29 AM (VC56G)

399 And if we find a crossbow in the back seat of the car you were getting your BJ in, hoo boy, it's death penalty time!

Posted by: The People's Republic of Virginia at January 09, 2014 11:30 AM (DLu2s)

400 Bonus: it makes your testicles larger!


Not sure that's a good thing.  Testicular hypertrophy doesn't mean more virility.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2014 11:30 AM (GQ8sn)

401

As I said upthread.  If I have to pay out of my pocket for  peoples'  actions/consequences, then I have a  voice in how people conduct themselves.  I don't like having this attitude, but this is what this nation is turning to.  It's the main purpose of socialism/marxism.  Privacy is out the window. 

 

If the majority of Americans want this then  there will HAVE to be laws  legislated to control every fucking aspect of our lives.  Get used to it.  We're on that road.

 

I truly hate the direction this nation is moving.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 11:30 AM (DV/pZ)

402 I'm gonna go patent my Genetically Engineered Vagina-Tongue idea - the Tongina. That's a frickin' license to print money is what that is.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 11:30 AM (ZPrif)

403 357 ace at January 09, 2014 03:24 PM (/FnUH)

He is getting a magnified exposure here, and our infighting is likely being wargamed by the activist left.

Not flattering you, you are on the cusp of mainstream acceptance and I could NOT be happier Ace.

That was my LONG(for which I apologize for the lack of brevity by eloquence) line of query.

You can do as you will, I just don't see an upside from the battle that allows counter-volley.

Yesterday I explained about my anger at Cooke that I do not shave Christie's face in the morning and he is not my guy and I meant it.

I understand your frustration and your wanting to break us out of the "cover down-PHALANX!" demands.

My only concern on that point is it often feels(and I am not aiming this ire at YOU) that the moderate wing never can be reflected ON and our foe is constantly in a phalanx.

I hope you are well, I know you had taken ill.

Regards,
sven

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:30 AM (TE35l)

404 People want to argue the minutia and what he could have meant in proposing this law, but that's not the issue. The big problem is having an asshole like this as an office holder. By his very existence, he taints the party to the vast sea of low information voters who only know some idiot republican wants to ban oral sex. So every republican wants to imprison blow job participants. That's what have to deal with.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 11:30 AM (u2a4R)

405 >>> But what you're doing is lashing out - in this specific case by doing things like accusing me personally of holding positions I don't hold for reasons that have nothing to do with me, because you're spoiling for a fight. you are specificially telling me not that I am wrong, but that I must not speak these words anyway. Why are you doing that, and how does that become ME spoiling for a fight? You don't even disagree with me, and yet you're pretty sure I did wrong by stating something you claim to agree with. Why is that, and how am I the one looking for a fight here? I didn't accuse you, for example, of "attacking all libertarians" or "all moderates" or "all agnostics." I took your replies to me as concerning me, not any broader group I could claim was minority and in need of special protection.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:31 AM (/FnUH)

406 370 SFGoth, I have explained it. Repeatedly. I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you. Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Well, given that I said "modern" anti-sex legislation, which clearly excepts "yesteryear", and given that you've referenced "historical" sex legislation and alcohol prohibition, which is a non-sequitur, then I'm neither historically wrong nor have any of your posts gainsaid my initial observation.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:31 AM (9CBig)

407 It was also women's groups that were the most vocal in banning polygamy. Interesting fact: Utah women got the vote early on because Washington thought they would vote against polygamy. It backfired and women voted in favor. Washington took the vote away.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:31 AM (9PrpA)

408 We lost VA Who's "we"? McAuliffe leading Cuccinelli by 9 percentage points among women, 51 percent to 42 percent. Cuccinelli had a 3-point lead among men, 48 percent to 45 percent. The division along the lines of marital status was especially stark. Cuccinelli was ahead among married people of both genders, with a 6-point lead among married men and a 9-point lead among married women. But unmarried voters, especially women, preferred McAuliffe by wide margins. He beat Cuccinelli by 25 points among unmarried men and 42 points among unmarried women. Unmarried voters made up about a third of Tuesday's electorate

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:31 AM (gXRIG)

409 Ace:  "I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?  I'm not arguing that with you.  I'm not arguing that with you.  I'm not arguing that with you!  Yeah, but can he do the job?  I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?  I'm not arguing that with you...."

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 09, 2014 11:31 AM (Iyg03)

410 GOPers need to reject the premise that some state legislator somewhere Speaks For The Party.

Don't defend it. But why discuss it?


We don't make it go away by ignoring it.

How do you think this will get portrayed? 

1.  Local legislator in VA proposes making oral sex between minors a felony.

2.  Republicans are trying to criminalize sex again.

If you answered #1, try again.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 11:31 AM (SY2Kh)

411 29 I personally don't think it'll make a difference one way or the other now. With the last election, I've pretty much written VA off as a prog-infested state. Even if the repubs had a boffo platform there, they're going to lose.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 02:43 PM (DV/pZ)

 

Well, you shouldn't. Ace is right, we lost Virginia because of yahoos like this guy and Ken Cuccinelli who give lazy voters every reason to believe the Republican Party in Virginia simply wants to be the Sex Police. 

 

It's arguable that Mitt Romney lost the 2012 election the day the Virginia Assembly passed that stupid vaginal ultrasound bill. 

 

I'm with Ace 100% here.

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2014 11:32 AM (Q4elb)

412 403 People want to argue the minutia and what he could have meant in proposing this law, but that's not the issue.

The big problem is having an asshole like this as an office holder. By his very existence, he taints the party to the vast sea of low information voters who only know some idiot republican wants to ban oral sex.

So every republican wants to imprison blow job participants.

That's what have to deal with. Posted by: jwest

Heh heh, you said "taint".

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:32 AM (9CBig)

413

I do love how BJs and anal are somehow the death knell for the GOP.

 

But killing babies born alive during a botched abortion are simply VOGUE MOTHER FUCKERS, BECAUSE WE, YOUR MEDIA OVERLORDS, SAY SO.

 

When GOP pols finally have the balls to walk up to a microphone and ask an opponent why they support killing live babies (botched abortions) or fully developed babies (partial birth abortion), then we'll know we've got some actual leaders back.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 11:32 AM (tVTLU)

414

OT: Just one more reason why people are fed up with the Repub establishment:

http://tinyurl.com/o45oq4t


And then they blame tea partiers for fomenting strife within the party.  They're no different from Dems.  Jackasses.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at January 09, 2014 11:32 AM (BZAd3)

415

Who's kidding Whom ... Regarding a law pertaining to BJs, public or private ... How many of us have Legal Standing ?

 

Be honest ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2014 11:32 AM (+XxPY)

416

I was going to refer to Prohibition, but I deleted
it because: 1) it's not sex; 2) and it was almost 100 years ago and thus
not modern. Don't just blame women for Prohibition, though; a lot of
men had their hands in that travesty too.


Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 03:21 PM (9CBig)

 

There are  two  sides to the story regard to Prohibition.   Most people have only latched onto  the 'it was a complete failure and only supported by repressed christians  trying  to legislate  behaviour".

 

I would not have been a supporter of Prohibition but I believe people should know the facts which don't  support that it was a total failure.

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2014 11:33 AM (m2CN7)

417 "Unmarried women were the drivers of the president's victory," said Page Gardner, the president of WVWVAF..." And becoming the party of abortion on demand isn't going to get the votes of women who deeply want the Julia lifestyle.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 11:33 AM (hFL/3)

418 Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 03:29 PM (VC56G)

Hehe

Posted by: Iasonas at January 09, 2014 11:33 AM (RUraj)

419

BTW - this won't go over well, but hwatever -

 

Whenever I see a lot of "I'm sick of the infighting" commentary increasing, I know of a certainty that that particular worm is turning. We needed to remake our party after the 2012 defeats and infighting is the way we do it. Saying you're sick of it is screaming Uncle.

 

Good, is all I have to say.

Posted by: Bigby's Pantomime Hands at January 09, 2014 11:33 AM (3ZtZW)

420 "He is demanding a witch hunt of local Virginia legislatures" I missed that call, but hey, I'm up for it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:33 AM (gXRIG)

421

I'm pretty certain that a real Republican Crime Against Nature Bill should cover a few more outrages; may I suggest circumcision bans and HPV vaccination?

Hahahahaha.

Posted by: The Palm Beach Agorist at January 09, 2014 11:33 AM (7AyPg)

422 Hey Sooth. I finally watched Primer, and then the end of it three times, and then went and read the Wiki describing the ending, and I'm still not sure what was happening. But I will say it was impressive for a $7K movie.

Posted by: toby928© blurts at January 09, 2014 11:34 AM (QupBk)

423 178 Ace, if you keep this up, next thing you know some of these other morons are going to think you are a libertarian. Posted by: The Palm Beach Agorist at January 09, 2014 03:03 PM (7AyPg) I don't see that this is a libertarian position so much as a "Big Tent" position. Yes, the law is liberty infringing in determining which holes are good (cooch) vs. which holes are bad (starfish, pie), but Ace's larger point was more along the lines of "You wackaloons with your weird hangups about wrong love are about seven decades behind the time when that blowjob genie got out of the bottle in American culture."

Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at January 09, 2014 11:34 AM (sBegS)

424 Dudes. Delegate Whoever didn't make the rules. God did. Go talk to Him about how much you like lickin' stuff.

Posted by: J. Moses Browning at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (61Cnj)

425 I'm gonna go patent my Genetically Engineered Vagina-Tongue idea - the Tongina. That's a frickin' license to print money is what that is. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 03:30 PM ............And if you can figure out a way to have it hold a 9mm or 380 it will be fucking golden!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (FciyD)

426 Hey Sooth. I finally watched Primer, and then the end of it three times, and then went and read the Wiki describing the ending, and I'm still not sure what was happening. But I will say it was impressive for a $7K movie.


Whole movie summed up:  a friend will fuck you over with time travel.

Posted by: EC at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (GQ8sn)

427 As a life long Virginian and social conservative, I kind of find this discussion interesting. You know how many times this topic has been discussed among "SoCons" and organizations in Virginia? Um. Never. This is one guy changing what appears to be an anti-prostitution bill. You know how important it is right now? Here is the major local paper: pilotonline.com Can you find it discussed in this LEFT leaning paper? Nope. Virginia is screwed due to the HUGE number of northeastern liberals (Democrat and Republican) moving into NoVA. Lewis vs Coleman is down to like 20 votes, before the recount, because we are practically a 50/50 state at this point.

Posted by: rightwingva at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (kCnae)

428 >>>There were plenty of men who were behind Prohibition. If there were no material support for Prohibition by men, it would never have passed

That logic is extremely strained. Since group X had at LEAST some support for policy A group Y that had a strong majority support can't be held accountable. With that logic you could absolve radical progressivism of responsibility for abortion on demand because SOME Catholics supported it.

No sorry. Temperance was a women's movement, they started it, pushed it, and eventually made it the law of the land. The fact it involved some men was incidental.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (0q2P7)

429 "you're attacking ALL CHRISTIANS!!" is the "you're racist" of the right.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (/FnUH)

430 415 I was going to refer to Prohibition, but I deleted it because: 1) it's not sex; 2) and it was almost 100 years ago and thus not modern. Don't just blame women for Prohibition, though; a lot of men had their hands in that travesty too.Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 03:21 PM (9CBig)

Thereare two sides to the story regard to Prohibition. Most people have only latched onto the 'it was a complete failure and only supported by repressed christians trying to legislate behaviour".

I would not have been a supporter of Prohibition but I believe people should know the facts which don't support that it was a total failure. Posted by: polynikes

Prohibition was supported by all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons:  morality, worker productivity, workplace safety, stuff that excessive drunkenness leads to, etc.  Big Laws often have all kinds of supporters interested in their own little chunk of what it can do for them.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (9CBig)

431 Am I understanding this right---VA's age of consent is 15 (too low imho, but whatever), and this criminalizes ALL oral sex involving 15 year-olds. So two 15yos having oral sex=felony. If a 15yo and a 30yo had oral sex, would the 15yo be just as guilty as the 30yo? After all, PIV between a 15yo and a 30yo seems to be legal?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (Gm2CM)

432 Don't just blame women for Prohibition, though; a lot of men had their hands in that travesty too

Women weren't allowed to vote when Prohibition was enacted, but somehow it's their fault.

Just like the defense giving up seven TDs is Peyton Manning's fault.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2014 11:35 AM (ZKzrr)

433 It's not an argument; it's an attack made to silence someone. Not rebut him; not persuade him; not tell him he's actually wrong on the merits. But just to get him to shut up.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:36 AM (/FnUH)

434 "When GOP pols finally have the balls to walk up to a microphone and ask an opponent why they support killing live babies" When GOP pols ... have balls. Good luck with that search.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:36 AM (gXRIG)

435 I'm glad small-government people are finally become skeptical regarding "law and order" issues as they see more and more police abuses and the criminalization of more and more behavior.

Please keep that in mind regarding these types of pols too.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 09, 2014 11:36 AM (RUraj)

436
toby, I was confused too by PRIMER and I blame the film's director and editor for it.

It's a great amateur film, I'll say that. But it's not a great movie, or even a good movie.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 09, 2014 11:37 AM (gYIst)

437 367 360 Maybe he meant to penalize bad oral sex you've paid for.
Sort of a consumer protection clause?
Posted by: gwelf at January 09, 2014 03:25 PM (+7Usq)

So, like a blow job warranty?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 03:25 PM (UAMVq)



OK now I get it...and I'm all for this. So sensible. Now i gotta go beat Flatbush to the Tongina patent...Mine's going to look like a fucking squid.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 11:37 AM (yICtd)

438 424 I'm gonna go patent my Genetically Engineered Vagina-Tongue idea - the Tongina. That's a frickin' license to print money is what that is. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 09, 2014 03:30 PM ............And if you can figure out a way to have it hold a 9mm or 380 it will be fucking golden! Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 03:35 PM (FciyD) I can holster a pair of Desert Eagles no problem.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2014 11:37 AM (UAMVq)

439 I think blogging naturally makes this situation happen. The blogger when he posts knows waaaay more than what his audience knows about the subject--simply by design. So the format kind of ends up with this problem.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 11:37 AM (RJMhd)

440 Goes along with the whole getting-bent-out-of-shape-over- something-sourced-by-Kos-or-Maddow- without-double-checking-if-it's-true-because-it-conforms-to- your-existing-biases. Hear, Hear!! Happens A LOT around here. But only when it is supposedly some idiot SoCon.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 11:37 AM (mtjSE)

441 The whole making oral between minors a felony to teach them that it's a bad idea thing reminds me of the idiot DA in NEPA who decided that the way to teach teenagers that texting pornish selfies to fellow teenagers would ruin their lives was to charge them with child porn and thus ruin their lives. Let's just say that didn't really go over so well. I'm still trying to comprehend the rationale behind this bill. Is public sex not currently illegal in VA?

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 09, 2014 11:37 AM (VtjlW)

442 Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 03:35 PM (Gm2CM) That's not how I read it. I'm to understand that anyone over 18 having sex with anyone under 18 is a crime. 15-17 year olds can have sex with each other, but not once one of them turns 18 (until both turn 18.) But maybe I'm reading it wrong?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 09, 2014 11:37 AM (GaqMa)

443

Rockmom,

 

Don't you wildly support Paul "fuck our troops/amnesty" Ryan???  Yeah, did we avoid a huge catastrophe with that fucking guy.

 

So your point is duly noted, but we should probably rely on strategy advice from other corners.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 11:38 AM (tVTLU)

444 It's arguable that Mitt Romney lost the 2012 election the day the Virginia Assembly passed that stupid vaginal ultrasound bill. I'm with Ace 100% here. Suddenly ultrasounds are fringe and wacko? It's that bad to ask somebody to do an ultrasound before they kill someone?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 11:38 AM (DRG6e)

445 I'm personally going to search some of the amateur porn sites for this guy and his wife. He has to be in there somewhere. It always turns out the people who yell the loudest about something are into it more than anyone. I'll guarantee he's got a video of his wife rimming him while he's shoving an eggplant up her ass.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 11:38 AM (u2a4R)

446 OK now I get it...and I'm all for this. So sensible. Now i gotta go beat Flatbush to the Tongina patent...Mine's going to look like a fucking squid. This resulting in the new sex craze of cthulhulingus.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:39 AM (UAMVq)

447 I do love how BJs and anal are somehow the death knell for the GOP.

But killing babies born alive during a botched abortion are simply VOGUE MOTHER FUCKERS, BECAUSE WE, YOUR MEDIA OVERLORDS, SAY SO.

When GOP pols finally have the balls to walk up to a microphone and ask an opponent why they support killing live babies (botched abortions) or fully developed babies (partial birth abortion), then we'll know we've got some actual leaders back.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 03:32 PM (tVTLU)


“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
―Marlene Dietrich

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at January 09, 2014 11:39 AM (4PpNg)

448 "You know how important it is right now?" Well, it's on page one @ huffypost, CDF, and more...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:39 AM (gXRIG)

449 Temperance was a women's movement, they started it,

That would be news to Theobald Mathew.  Probably to Neal Dow and Andrew J. Volstead as well.


and eventually made it the law of the land.

It was enacted in the Glorious Golden Age of Male-Only Sufferage.

Newsflash: Men are dipshits, too.  It's not gender-specific.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2014 11:39 AM (ZKzrr)

450 This resulting in the new sex craze of cthulhulingus.


Some woman already did it in the "monster pr0n" link from the Dump.


Posted by: EC at January 09, 2014 11:39 AM (GQ8sn)

451 I'm still trying to comprehend the rationale behind this bill.

I'm a bit mystified myself, but I suspect teeth are involved somehow.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2014 11:39 AM (6TB1Z)

452 Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 09, 2014 03:37 PM (VtjlW) The impact statement seems to say that he's trying to put back the parts pertaining to a minor that got struck down in the Moose case. http://goo.gl/1rM50Y As I said, it's a stupid and hamfisted way to solve a problem that I'm not sure the state should be solving. (assuming statutory rape already covers sodomy and oral sex.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 09, 2014 11:39 AM (GaqMa)

453 This is one guy changing what appears to be an anti-prostitution bill.

Wrong.  Go read it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 11:40 AM (SY2Kh)

454 Ace,

If you don't want people to say you're attacking all Christians...maybe you could leave one-liners like this:

I am tired of being associated with the Party That Really Wants To Patrol Your Private Sexual Choices Because We Know Better Because It's In the Bible

out of your argument.  I mean, you know, that line right there...and there are other things you say later in the thread give people that impression that you might be blaming Christians...

Just sayin'


Posted by: GMan at January 09, 2014 11:40 AM (sxq57)

455 I think this is being approached from the wrong angle. It seems to me that this guy is nothing more than a local version of Todd Akin: an insincere ignoramus who thinks the key to winning at politics is to babble incoherently about what he believes the people voting for him want to hear. Some people seem to think that this guy genuinely believes in his stated position. I don't believe that. He's a used car salesman who got caught making stuff up in a desperate attempt to appeal to people that he himself doesn't really understand.

Posted by: JohnJ at January 09, 2014 11:40 AM (TF/YA)

456 >>>I don't see that this is a libertarian position so much as a "Big Tent" position. Yes, the law is liberty infringing in determining which holes are good (cooch) vs. which holes are bad (starfish, pie), but Ace's larger point was more along the lines of "You wackaloons with your weird hangups about wrong love are about seven decades behind the time when that blowjob genie got out of the bottle in American culture." Listen up: Most voters are dumb and don't really have an opinion on most issues. Because they're uninformed. You Reap the Whirlwind, however, when you take an unpopular position on something that even the stupidest LIV has an opinion on. And yes, even fucking dumb-as-rocks LIVs have an opinion on whether or not blowjobs should be a crime. They have a opinion on that-- that they should not be. They have a further opinion: That people who think that this is a proper concern of the Criminal Code are.... WEIRD. Most voting decisions are not made on the issues. They are made on superficial bases of affiliations, of a feeling of kinship. And all the dummies have an opinion on this "issue" of whether Blowjobs should be a FELONY, and the opinion is that it's WEEEEIRD to want to make a blowjob a felony. So you keep up pushing these fantastical positions that even the LIVs have a strong contrary position on, and you see where that gets you.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:40 AM (/FnUH)

457 It's that bad to ask somebody to do an ultrasound before they kill someone?

Has anyone mentioned that the ultrasound is part of the procedure?  They have to see where to stab.

They miss a lot, but they do try.

Posted by: HR at January 09, 2014 11:40 AM (ZKzrr)

458 "447 "You know how important it is right now?" Well, it's on page one @ huffypost, CDF, and more... Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 03:39 PM (gXRIG) " And woo be us if we don't lynch the Virginian delegate for introducing law in a state most of us don't live in!

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 11:40 AM (rsudF)

459 What about sucking Glock?

Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at January 09, 2014 11:41 AM (0C8xx)

460 Prohibition was supported by all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons: morality, worker productivity, workplace safety, stuff that excessive drunkenness leads to, etc. Big Laws often have all kinds of supporters interested in their own little chunk of what it can do for them.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 03:35 PM (9CBig)

 

Exactly.   Worker productivity and safety was as big a reason as any at the time.   There are  some positive numbers that resulted from prohibition and  positive practices that fortunately  remained even after it was overturned. 

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2014 11:41 AM (m2CN7)

461 Seems like a poorly worded bill meant to address the problem of prostitution and gay sex in public. Based on the assumption that most people who have sex in public like BJs. That does not seem unreasonable to me, although there are bigger fish to fry. Don't know unless we talk to the legislator. Now if he is doing it because of some religious conviction, then totally stupid. But why do we assume the worst and go straight to name calling, on either side

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

462 409 Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 03:31 PM (SY2Kh)

I had THOUGHT that by allowing myself to be verbose I was going to communicate more effectively.

My lines of query on why broadcast it are that we are unable to control or form ANY narrative without luck, and a hail mary use of Media Aikido on spilnter splitting the Donks.

The National Party officials seem to REFUSE to even try these last 5 years, they constantly glom on to ONE issue and win a foot race with a biased referee officiating the event.

The Democrat party SUPPORTS Kermit Gosnell how hard is that to say or make stick?

Have you EVER seen this kind of splinter on the left that carried through to voter apathy on any splinters since 2006?

I am NOT saying "shut the fuck up you CANNOT discuss anything, I am saying that from my initial analysis of the problem we face from an engineering systems failure stand-point we once AGAIN come back to "THE MEDIA."

Until IMHO we address this paradigm this is likely mostly an exercise in caucus breaking of our own camp.  That's okay since my epiphany to "legalize it all!" I am certain I have bewildered some of the more So-Conish people here I ran with.  Just pointing out that in shaking the foundations of our own camp while lacking the power to disrupt theirs we are bleeding.

regards,
sven

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:42 AM (TE35l)

463 This whole thread sucks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:42 AM (FciyD)

464 In fairness, 15 year olds would be in Juvie, so at least it wouldn't be permanent stain.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (QupBk)

465 449 This resulting in the new sex craze of cthulhulingus. Some woman already did it in the "monster pr0n" link from the Dump. Posted by: EC at January 09, 2014 03:39 PM (GQ8sn) Probably. Mix it with a food fetish and you have calamarilingus.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (UAMVq)

466 >>>out of your argument. I mean, you know, that line right there...and there are other things you say later in the thread give people that impression that you might be blaming Christians... oh for God's sakes, ARE YOU CLAIMING THIS IS NOT ANIMATED BY BIBLICAL INJUNCTIONS? Will you automatically gainsay EVERYTHING? Like a child in an argument? OF COURSE THIS IS ANIMATED BY THIS GUY'S MISAPPLICATION OF THE BIBLE TO THE AMERICAN CRIMINAL CODE. OF COURSE. That does not mean that ALLLLLL Christians favor this. Again, I can only say so many times: I don't think even a majority of the reddest Evangelicals support this. Which is why I'm proposing we discuss that, so we can determine that. But yes, OBVIOUSLY, this is a bill inspired by this guy's reading of the Bible. It's absurd to claim otherwise.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (/FnUH)

467 >Dudes. Delegate Whoever didn't make the rules. God did. Go talk to Him about how much you like lickin' stuff.

Not that rule no. Not at least as an absolute.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (0q2P7)

468 if the penis is left intact and attached to the person receiving said bj at the end of the bj not a felony....if the penis is no longer attached to the person receiving said bj.....FELONY!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (8v/hq)

469 Man this deteriorated fast. Hope to God no one has a trident.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (oFCZn)

470 Not everyone who defends it actually supports it; I think the idea is rather that just as the left observes the rule No Enemies to the Left, so should we refrain from knocking allies on the right. The first rule is, don't make the party look stupid. A rule seeking to criminalize oral sex violates this rule. It feeds into every negative stereotype of republicans (war on sex, war on gays, war on privacy). Those of us who criticize the rule shouldn't worry about some sense of party loyalty. Hell, we need more vocal people to show that the vast majority of Republicans have no interest in legislating what happens in between the sheets.

Posted by: BSKB at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (4KWOY)

471 First they came for the sheep shaggers, but I don't fuck sheep.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (0C8xx)

472 458 What about sucking Glock? Posted by: Jenny McCarthy at January 09, 2014 03:41 PM (0C8xx) You were fcuking a Glock, so that's OK.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:43 AM (UAMVq)

473 Calling something a 'party' implies there is some sort of overseeing body that could help legislators craft laws that do not, on a casual reading, hand their opponents a big fargin' birthday cake with neon icing on it that says, 'My opponent wants to outlaw blowjobs!'. 

I think what the esteemed Ace is getting at is that Sparky the Jeenuis Legislator should have run this draft past someone sentient who would have pointed out that this is just the kind of thing that will get rammed up the entire party's exhaust pipe  by the Dems and their media minions, rather than just blunder into the great whirling blades and expect people like us to help with absorbing the fallout.  It's called 'politics' for a reason.

If Delegate Garrett wants to run through a minefield with clown shoes on yelling DERP DERP DERP it's very unreasonable to expect me and like-minded citizens to go scrape him up after detonation.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (DLu2s)

474 cost us all of the statewide posts in Virginia just a few months ago

Who's just making shit up now?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (DL2i+)

475 How many of us have Legal Standing ? I've had consensual oral sex with my wife outdoors (we were in my Cobra). No children were harmed. It was dark. Should I lose my 2d Amendment rights? Because, well...(yeah, I'm a native Virginia)...seems like those (un)intended consequences would apply to me. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (GVFlJ)

476 ?!

Posted by: The Chicken at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (tcK++)

477 When your date has a gun in her cooter, oral sex may be the only realistic alternative.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 09, 2014 02:47 PM (8ZskC)

 

You'll shoot your eye out

Posted by: The Jackhole at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (nTgAI)

478 >>>The problem is people use this as a launchpad to criticize legitimate positions like being pro-life or to claim 'all' social conservatives want this. (As some moderates have done in this thread)

I sure hope this wasn't referring to me, because 1.) I'm no 'moderate'; 2.) I'm pro-life; 3.) I neither think 'all' social conservatives want this nor have I claimed otherwise.  I have pointed out again and again that you keep seeing stupid shit like this crop up specifically in the VIRGINIA GOP because that particular state has a very loud, very aggressive (and very powerful w/r/t internal state GOP politics) ultra-so-con faction.  It always has, and it's increasingly out-of-step not just with national political norms but within the state itself. 

You ever notice how nobody's pushing legislation like this in states that are far, far more "red?"  Why is that?

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (ewYO6)

479 >>>Now if he is doing it because of some religious conviction, then totally stupid. But why do we assume the worst and go straight to name calling, on either side rolling eyes. "if he's doing it because of some religious conviction" Oh no I'm sure he's a dedicated secularist who just so happens to have decided that Leviticus had a point.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (/FnUH)

480

We had a local legislator a few months back who introduced legislation that would have made it a crime to introduce legislation that restricted gun ownership.

 

Kind  of a nutty thing to try to legislate, but hey, people do nutty things at times.

 

He's an otherwise effective legislator, and one I would think most people around here would  vote for if you were in his district.

 

I don't see this as too very different from the guy Ace is trying to string up by his gonads here. 

 

By the way, the  guy's legislation went nowhere.  As will this thing in Virginia. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

481 CNBC has a reporter at Fort Lee and there is a crowd of reporters waiting for Christie.

Traffic guy on another channel just said "it's an early rush hour today or something" and then proceeded to show a lot of roads in Brooklyn and Queens all backed up already.

Would be too funny if Christie is stuck in traffic on his way to Fort Lee to apologize to the mayor and the townsfolk.

This is bordering on a bad reality show now. 


Posted by: think at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (OroYa)

482 I'm personally going to search some of the amateur porn sites for this guy and his wife.

He has to be in there somewhere.

It always turns out the people who yell the loudest about something are into it more than anyone. I'll guarantee he's got a video of his wife rimming him while he's shoving an eggplant up her ass.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 03:38 PM (u2a4R)

 

So does this mean you attend anti-euthanaisa   rallys?

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (m2CN7)

483 it's about time we on the right stopped falsifying our own preferences in deference to a fringe minority and openly declared our real preferences, which is that this nonsense must stop. yep, amen and, leaving the party doesn't shout out loud and clear why we left them nice post

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Winter Borscht at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (IXrOn)

484 oh for God's sakes, ARE YOU CLAIMING THIS IS NOT ANIMATED BY BIBLICAL INJUNCTIONS? The Bible doesn't mention the mouth and sex as far as I'm aware. France was not invented yet.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (DRG6e)

485 Are Bj's even in the bible? Or is it an emanation from the Onan thing?

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (QupBk)

486 as usual, people are making up reasons why I must not criticize the right even though they never suggest such rationales when I, say, goof on someone from the left for his similar batty proposals. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:53 PM (/FnUH) **** I don't know if they are making up reasons but the problem is the vacuum I suppose. There is a whole army of reporters with greater means of reaching the public that attack Republicans full stop. So that disparity has people looking for some relief. That's the frustration that's being expressed.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (RJMhd)

487 Wives in VA rejoice.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:44 AM (FciyD)

488 Ace, If you don't want people to say you're attacking all Christians...maybe you could leave one-liners like this: I am tired of being associated with the Party That Really Wants To Patrol Your Private Sexual Choices Because We Know Better Because It's In the Bible out of your argument. I mean, you know, that line right there...and there are other things you say later in the thread give people that impression that you might be blaming Christians... Just sayin' Posted by: GMan at January 09, 2014 03:40 PM (sxq57) ---------------------- Hush, we're getting to the good part, where he shouts to the room that he will Not Be Silenced by Cotton Mather Puritan Death Squads.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 11:45 AM (E+teJ)

489 Jinx

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 11:45 AM (QupBk)

490 459 Prohibition was supported by all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons: morality, worker productivity, workplace safety, stuff that excessive drunkenness leads to, etc. Big Laws often have all kinds of supporters interested in their own little chunk of what it can do for them.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 03:35 PM (9CBig)

Exactly. Worker productivity and safety was as big a reason as any at the time. There are some positive numbers that resulted from prohibition and positive practices that fortunately remained even after it was overturned. Posted by: polynikes

Thank you.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:45 AM (9CBig)

491 459 Prohibition was supported by all kinds of people for all kinds of reasons: morality, worker productivity, workplace safety, stuff that excessive drunkenness leads to, etc. Big Laws often have all kinds of supporters interested in their own little chunk of what it can do for them.
***

The KKK (Hi, Democrats!)was part of Prohibition too.  They campaigned and had a big "yute" movement campaign to get kids to sign up to be a teetotaler.  They managed to get several million kids to sign up.

Posted by: B at January 09, 2014 11:45 AM (VC56G)

492 >>>oh for God's sakes, ARE YOU CLAIMING THIS IS NOT ANIMATED BY BIBLICAL INJUNCTIONS?

Don't blame Christianity for a belief that isn't widely held by Christians ace. Christians don't believe as a whole that *all* oral sex is immoral. What you are doing in that would be the same as blaming Christianity for the WBC.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:45 AM (0q2P7)

493 ". . . who said that? I didn't say that. Yeah, but can he do the job?  I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?  I'm not arguing that with you.  I'm not arguing that with you..."

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 09, 2014 11:45 AM (Iyg03)

494 But it will still be okay to eat mattresses, right? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Weird Lady at January 09, 2014 11:45 AM (aDwsi)

495 What does current Virginia law say about incest?  Is that term only currently applicable when vaginal intercourse takes place? If so, then this would stop assholes from doing oral/anal with their family and saying it's not incest.

Further, do the prostitution laws currently include oral and anal as part of the definition? If not, then this law would cover those angles.

Maybe those questions should be asked and answered before a summary judgement.

Posted by: grognard at January 09, 2014 11:46 AM (/29Nl)

496 "Hell, we need more vocal people to show that the vast majority of Republicans have no interest in legislating what happens in between the sheets." Well, oncetuponatime some believed the GOP to be a party of less government. Oh, and akula, you may wish to report your guns lost by the same guy who dropped mine overboard in Lake Anna.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:46 AM (gXRIG)

497 Okay, I stopped reading about halfway through the thread. It was funny and all-because Morons- but I wanted to throw my two cents in to the debate between Ace and those taking the opposite view:

I'm a church going, conservative-libertarian voters who lives in the state of Virginia and I think that this idiot's position is absolute bullshit and should be called out as such. Do I want my soon to be teenage daughter giving blowjobs to her future boyfriends in the school parking lot or behind the bleachers after a game? Of course not, and I'm hoping that as her father I will be able to show her that you don't have to kneel before Zod to catch and keep a guy, current societal proclamations aside. However, should she at some point do so because of raging teen hormones and such, I will fucking beat to death the asshole who opines that she is deserving of a felony record because of that action.

Living in Virginia, I will say that even amongst the socons I know this guy would be considered a loon. However, asshats like him make it really, really hard to try and have a serious conversation with women and/or my left of center friends. People who should really know better won't shrug it off as "what an idiot". Instead, they'll use that jackasses position as reason to vote for someone like McAuliffe and Obama. Trust me: you would not believe how many otherwise sane and intelligent women in the Old Dominion voted for McAuliffe and craptastic agenda because War On Women. And yes, I know that this is due in large part to outfits such as the WaPo and its eternal series of macaca page 1 articles. That does not make such comments/positions any smarter.

Posted by: physics geek at January 09, 2014 11:46 AM (MT22W)

498 The impact statement seems to say that he's trying to put back the parts pertaining to a minor that got struck down in the Moose case. http://goo.gl/1rM50Y As I said, it's a stupid and hamfisted way to solve a problem that I'm not sure the state should be solving. (assuming statutory rape already covers sodomy and oral sex.) Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 09, 2014 03:39 PM (GaqMa) I haven't read the Moose case so I have no idea of the particulars of that but the solution seems to be far overdrawn. I also am not familiar with the relevant VA statutes, but presumably prostitution is illegal in VA and sex with a minor is illegal in VA and public sex is illegal in VA so other than saying that minors can't have sex with each other, what exact problem is trying to be solved? That minors shouldn't bang each other? Look, that might be (read: is) an excellent bit of advice but I'm not sure why criminalizing it will be helpful. It's not like minors are going to stop having sex. Hey, it's illegal is just going to make it more appealing, not less.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 09, 2014 11:46 AM (VtjlW)

499 It's absurd to claim otherwise. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:43 PM (/FnUH) Having actually read the impact statement, I think it's reasonable to suggest that this guy is trying to deal with minors, more than BJ's particular. He's just being stupid about it. Remember the claim that this law helped child molesters away. He bought into that. It's equally plausible he's trying to legislate what many would consider good parenting. Which, as I noted, has it's own problems, but is a different set of problems.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 09, 2014 11:46 AM (GaqMa)

500 >>>consensual oral sex with my wife As a married man, I call bullshit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 11:46 AM (0C8xx)

501 to someone upthread: Age of Consent in VA is 18, 15-17 year olds can consent to sex but only with each other. If this bill seeks to criminalize BJs for 15-17 yr olds with each other then thats real retarded sir.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (3wrJ+)

502 Ace, you're follow up on LIVs is point taken. However, you cut their freebies by $1 and they are voting against you. So, if our goal is "don't say anything that upsets the LIVs" we have already lost, and I can say, especially in Virginia.

Posted by: rightwingva at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (kCnae)

503 This whole thing sucks, I mean it really blows and makes me want to gag. I'm so mad I could spit. This is going to be a tough bill to swallow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (FciyD)

504 Or is it an emanation from the Onan thing? Posted by: toby ------------------------- Penumbra

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (aDwsi)

505 495 you may wish to report your guns lost... I moved them to an actual red state in flyover country, thankfully...lol

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (GVFlJ)

506 "So does this mean you attend anti-euthanaisa rallys?" Of course we go to the rallies. That's where we look for the old and weak to be disposed of.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (u2a4R)

507 Why is that, and how am I the one looking for a fight here? Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:31 PM (/FnUH) Falsely assigning motives to people is a dick move. Berating people for things they have no control over is a dick move. Can you see that if you had written a snarky letter to Dinky McBoner in VA and published it here, everyone would be laughing? Because then you would be mocking him and not screaming at people here for being insufficiently outraged. As if outrage would solve the problem. I'm not saying a snarky letter would be constructive, but it would be closer to constructive. Hey, even better, come up with a way for people in VA to do something about Dinky McBoner. That would be nice. Harder, but nice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (qyfb5)

508 What if this is what a majority of his constituents want?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (LSJmV)

509 >>>The Bible doesn't mention the mouth and sex as far as I'm aware. France was not invented yet.

There is some pretty strong allusion to it in Song of Solomon, and not in a bad way IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (0q2P7)

510 oh for God's sakes, ARE YOU CLAIMING THIS IS NOT ANIMATED BY BIBLICAL INJUNCTIONS?

Did I make that claim anywhere?

I'm saying that if you don't want people to have the impression that you're attacking Christians, maybe it'd be best to, you know, not attack Christians, or attack even this nutjob for BEING Christian, which is kind of what you've done in several places in this thread.

Again, just sayin'

Posted by: GMan at January 09, 2014 11:47 AM (sxq57)

511 I sure hope this wasn't referring to me, because 1.) I'm no 'moderate'; 2.) I'm pro-life; You're pro-life, but characterize ultrasounds before ABORTION as 'putting fiber optics into women's vajayjays?' Yeah...no.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 11:48 AM (HJcb1)

512 From everything I've heard from my married friends and TV shows,  this guy's bill would have had 95% women's support.    Well at least for BJs. 

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2014 11:48 AM (m2CN7)

513 I wouldn't say this is *obviously* inspired by his religious leanings, mostly because "thou shalt not have bj's" isn't something that an church I know of actively or even passively pushes." It's just not even remotely an issue. It would be like saying that a guy who wants to ban, I don't know, obnoxious subwoofers in cars, is doing so because of Christian fervor. BJs,just aren't a Christian issue. Now if this were about gay sex, yeah, I would agree.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 11:48 AM (hFL/3)

514 cthulhu: I  had to look this up finally, and guess what? It looks just like the vagina I want to develop, only without the red lipstick that's mandatory on mine.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 11:48 AM (yICtd)

515

Ace has some of the best commenters/thoughts/posters out there.  This blog is second to none.

 

But imho this is worth a laugh and a "we need to get these bedroom types to shut the fuck up already b/c this kind of stuff is bullshit".  Not a huge tirade as to why this is symptomatic of a party problem.  Newsflash, it's not.

 

But if we can't figure out that differing on marginal positions means nothing and the true focus of all of us is:  1) stopping amnesty; 2) smaller fed govt; 3) obamacare; 4) restoring Constitution and guns; 5) NSA, again govt spying; and 6) jobs, then we are done anyway.

 

If the GOP fucks us over on something like amnesty, I'll mark that day as the death of the country as we know it and certainly the death of the GOP.

 

But Anon, you just keep fucking chasing the "single" voter, that's the winning ticket right thereio.  I've got an idea, let's force nuns to provide the pill and perform gay fucking marriage, that's the fucking ticket to WINNING!!!

 

Not focusing on the big picture and smearing our own party with the ideas of one individual fucking STATE rep is not helpful and frankly very unfair.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 11:48 AM (tVTLU)

516 Posted by: rightwingva Thank you. I lived and worked in Northern Virginia and could not agree more. Unfortunately people who have not seen it for themselves don't seem to even want to understand it.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 09, 2014 11:48 AM (O+vS4)

517 Hey, it's illegal is just going to make it more appealing, not less. Just like murder! I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:48 AM (UAMVq)

518

Nobody like a bragger Akula.

 

Last time I hit it in public, I think the GOP controlled all three houses.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (+XxPY)

519 I've had consensual oral sex with my wife outdoors (we were in my Cobra). Mrs928 and I were doing the bucknekid version of From Here to Eternity once and go nabbed by a park ranger with a effin giant Night Vision Scope. I made he let me look through it and they taunted him as a voyeur.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (QupBk)

520 499 As a married man, I call bullshit. I didn't say it was a blowjob.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (GVFlJ)

521 then tanted

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (QupBk)

522 Just got off the phone with a business associate in Jersey who's a big Christie guy. First words out of his mouth were about the JEF shutting down the Nat'l Parks during sequester, and using the IRS against his political enemies.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (7ObY1)

523 "this is just the kind of thing that will get rammed up the entire party's exhaust pipe by the Dems and their media minions" Nah. What starts in VA stays in VA. Right?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (gXRIG)

524 dammit taunted

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (QupBk)

525 Biblical volcanoes demand virgin sacrifices

Posted by: Lava palaver at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (R6JT1)

526 Sooooo, this whole oral sex thing in public.  Does that also apply to, um, licking, and does it need to be, um, taken to completeness.  You know, for those to whom that might apply.  I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Spot at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (6TB1Z)

527 Am I the only one to have a feeling that this is aimed at homosexual predators?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (aDwsi)

528 That was probably wasted anyway, I'll be mistaken for someone else.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (qyfb5)

529 There was a really good documentary called "Devil's Playground" about the Amish tradition of "rumspringa"...the time during which Amish children come of age, and decide whether or not to join the Amish church. During this period, most kids usually go nuts partying, drinking, drugging, fucking, etc. They get a taste of the "English" world, burn out, and go home and join the church.

One of the things that I always remembered was when they discussed the fact that teenage boys and girls are allowed to spend the night together, in what is known as "bed courtship". This big, bearded, straw hat wearing Amish motherfucker who was busily engraving some furniture, said "Well, I mean, they're teenagers. You stick a boy and a girl in a room together and leave em alone...things are gonna happen. They have to find out for themselves."

This was an AMISH DUDE.

When you're advocating policies that even Amish people would consider restrictive and archaic, take a goddamned step back and think about the world in which you live.

Posted by: YourPoopyPants at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (Y/HG5)

530 fuck it, nevermind

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (QupBk)

531 Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at January 09, 2014 03:46 PM (VtjlW) Well I see two possibilities: 1) he bought the line that laws like this help put away molesters and is trying to fix that (setting aside that it doesn't need fixing) but is doing a shitty ass job. 2) He's trying to legislate good parenting. Both are problems, in fact, the second one is a HUGE problem. But they aren't the same thing is trying to outlaw BJ's.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 09, 2014 11:49 AM (GaqMa)

532 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 03:47 PM (qyfb5) Well said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2014 11:50 AM (7kkQJ)

533
Stop this nonsense. I pray for more oral sex.  Lot's of oral instead of PIV.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 09, 2014 11:50 AM (pJF+c)

534 I have pointed out again and again that you keep seeing stupid shit like this crop up specifically in the VIRGINIA GOP because that particular state has a very loud, very aggressive (and very powerful w/r/t internal state GOP politics) ultra-so-con faction. It always has, and it's increasingly out-of-step not just with national political norms but within the state itself.

You ever notice how nobody's pushing legislation like this in states that are far, far more "red?" Why is that?
Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0

I grew up in NoVa and Va always struck me in that sense.  My mom said that when we first moved here in 1973 (my father was stationed in Thailand as part of AID) restaurants couldn't serve liquor.  I cannot come to grips with going out for a juicy, perfectly-cooked, steak, and not having scotch or bourbon.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 11:50 AM (9CBig)

535 cthulhu: I had to look this up finally, and guess what? It looks just like the vagina I want to develop, only without the red lipstick that's mandatory on mine. Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 03:48 ...........Please tell me it can't talk for fucks sake. That's been the problem since day one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:50 AM (FciyD)

536 Hush, we're getting to the good part, where he shouts to the room that he will Not Be Silenced by Cotton Mather Puritan Death Squads.

I'm just trying to hurry him along to that point.

Posted by: GMan at January 09, 2014 11:51 AM (sxq57)

537 Man there are some people out there that have serious hangups about Hummers arent there? My priest was very clear. You and our wife can do whatever you want in your bedroom, as long as there's just the two of you. Of course, as an orthodox, he is married priest, so he doesn't get blow jobs either.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 11:51 AM (0C8xx)

538 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Brian at January 09, 2014 11:51 AM (wTSvK)

539 525 Sooooo, this whole oral sex thing in public. Does that also apply to, um, licking, and does it need to be, um, taken to completeness. You know, for those to whom that might apply. I'm asking for a friend. Posted by: Spot at January 09, 2014 03:49 PM (6TB1Z) What if peanut butter is involved?

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at January 09, 2014 11:52 AM (UAMVq)

540 Virginia Delegate: Hey, Let's Start Making Oral Sex a Crime Again —Ace

Honestly haven't gone past the title, too buy monitoring CNBC's Christie Chronicles.  But, my thought after reading the headline was "well that's an interesting approach to get more revenue."   After all, they know all this data is being collected maybe the person figures let's use the data like traffic cameras to generate revenue for the state.

Posted by: think at January 09, 2014 11:52 AM (OroYa)

541 THIS JUST IN: Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee is batshit crazy. No one in the media cares.

Posted by: Daybrother at January 09, 2014 11:52 AM (Zzs75)

542 Now what will we use for birth control!?

Posted by: Concern Troll at January 09, 2014 11:52 AM (4KOF2)

543 442 Rockmom,

Don't you wildly support Paul "fuck our troops/amnesty" Ryan??? Yeah, did we avoid a huge catastrophe with that fucking guy.

So your point is duly noted, but we should probably rely on strategy advice from other corners.

 

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 03:38 PM (tVTLU)

 

First of all, I don't recall "wildly supporting" anyone, though I was semi-pleased with Romney's selection of Paul Ryan as his running mate because I thought he was the least-bad option and if used correctly could actually have helped Romney win some younger voters and more blue-collar men. 

 

Second of all, I opine on this issue because I lived in Virginia for over 20 years and got up close and personal with the wackjob socons there in a camapign that I ran, and I despise them.   They are loonier than most people here understand and they are very definitely giving Democrats way too much ammunition to use against all conservatives and Republicans, and they don't care.  This guy would not be offering this bill unless he had a lot of people at home pushing for it.  These are the same people who forced the RPV into a convention and picked Cuccinelli but also picked that totally crazy Rev. Jackson for Lt. Gov.  These are the people who gave Todd Akin the idea that women who are raped really can't get pregnant. 

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2014 11:52 AM (NYnoe)

544 >>>Posted by: The Chicken at January 09, 2014 03:50 PM (pJF+c)

Well if you didn't leave peck marks maybe we could go that route. Alas...Brace yourself!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:52 AM (0q2P7)

545 I saw Cotton Mather Puritan Death Squad open for Vagitongue back in 87.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:52 AM (FciyD)

546 "Trust me: you would not believe how many otherwise sane and intelligent women in the Old Dominion voted for McAuliffe and craptastic agenda because War On Women. " Hey, I gave the #s earlier. Presc seems to think they're wrong, or that I want nuns to do something bizarre.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (gXRIG)

547 518 "I've had consensual oral sex with my wife outdoors (we were in my Cobra)." If you've got a Cobra, you can get oral sex from blonde Scandinavian twins.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (u2a4R)

548 Honestly haven't gone past the title, too buy monitoring CNBC's Christie Chronicles. But, my thought after reading the headline was "well that's an interesting approach to get more revenue." After all, they know all this data is being collected maybe the person figures let's use the data like traffic cameras to generate revenue for the state. Posted by: think at January 09, 2014 03:52 PM (OroYa) OMG

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (8v/hq)

549 536 Man there are some people out there that have serious hangups about Hummers arent there? Well the econuts always bitch about the mileage and emissions.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (UAMVq)

550 502 This whole thing sucks, I mean it really blows and makes me want to gag. I'm so mad I could spit. This is going to be a tough bill to swallow. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 03:47 PM (FciyD) ******* LOL!

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (RJMhd)

551 Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee is batshit crazy. No one in the media cares. Posted by: Daybrother -------------------- That is because she is just another face in the crowd of batshit crazy (D).

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (aDwsi)

552  You want to harangue state level legislators over laws that have no impact on your state? Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 03:09 PM (rsudF)

Oh.  So Aiken didn't appear in any liberal ads in Florida or Ohio?

Good to know that state politics never bleed into national politics.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (fwARV)

553

@ 465: Ace needs a smoke.

Posted by: Bigby's Pantomime Hands at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (3ZtZW)

554 I *always* object to party infighting. Why are my motives always so mysterious?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (qyfb5)

555 >>>I wouldn't say this is *obviously* inspired by his religious leanings, mostly because "thou shalt not have bj's" isn't something that an church I know of actively or even passively pushes." It's just not even remotely an issue. It would be like saying that a guy who wants to ban, I don't know, obnoxious subwoofers in cars, is doing so because of Christian fervor. BJs,just aren't a Christian issue. Now if this were about gay sex, yeah, I would agree. do not universalize from your own experience. It may not be part of your Church's teachings but it's a part of others'. And yes it's a lot about gay sex. He's trying (as Cuccinelli did) to find ways to re-enforce sodomy laws. It burns in many's craws that Lawrence v. Texas struck them down.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (/FnUH)

556 ace would you support him if he submitted a bill to make prostitution legal everything else being equal?

Posted by: price is right at January 09, 2014 11:53 AM (HfKLk)

557 What about toasters? They're still OK. right? Please tell me they are still OK.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 11:54 AM (LSJmV)

558 Why is this post of aces' so controversial?

Posted by: Eton Cox at January 09, 2014 11:54 AM (q177U)

559 As if oral sex were the biggest bane of our country, our economy, our continued existence as a constitutional republic . . . .  Thanks, clown, for giving truth to the endless counterpoints of the moderates and left we try to convince to give conservatism a try.   Go suck a bag of dicks.

Posted by: flounder at January 09, 2014 11:54 AM (Kkt/i)

560 "Do we really need so much conservative legislative boosterism for PIV?"

Certainly not!...seeing as it's rape - not rape rape aka legitimate rape, but nevertheless

Posted by: ed gibbon at January 09, 2014 11:54 AM (4eNxd)

561 >>>I *always* object to party infighting. Why are my motives always so mysterious? why am I the aggressor in the infighting? HE proposed the law, didn't he? So he gets to propose his fanciful, fringe-constituency stuff, and I have to remain silent about it, or else I'm "infighting"?

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:54 AM (/FnUH)

562 Rockmom, sounds as if we know some of the same people. (GOP delegate twice here)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:54 AM (gXRIG)

563 535 GMan at January 09, 2014 03:51 PM (sxq57)

I'll play the part of Mysterious Dave Mather

http://youtu.be/ZnXk11hqn1k

Dave Mather-Shootist and Lawman of the west

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:55 AM (TE35l)

564 Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 03:48
...........Please tell me it can't talk for fucks sake. That's been the problem since day one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 03:50 PM (FciyD)


I tell Mrs. Guido that ALL THE TIME. I Also have been threatening to become Muslim. "hey babe, you'd look great in a burka. Here let me see how your eyes look peeking out through this scarf." Really, someone fucking help me.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 11:55 AM (yICtd)

565 Studies indicate most oral sex is a crime. Fact is, most non-professionals just aren't that good at it. Laws like this proposal will not help. my friends.

Posted by: RioBRavo at January 09, 2014 11:55 AM (MJ2yn)

566 OT: Pot stores in Colorado out of product. Riots in 4...3...2...

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 09, 2014 11:55 AM (1Y+hH)

567 Fuck off Ace. Ace is just worried he's going to get into trouble for continuing to give blow jobs at truckstops. You've turned into a complete and utter douche bag RINO over the year. From a guy who used to fight the GOP establishment you've become a guy with their collective cocks way down your throat. Must be about time you bend over for them and let them have a go at your anus as well.

Posted by: Christie can suck my throbbing cock at January 09, 2014 11:55 AM (KOp/H)

568

I'm glad I live in Oklahoma. 

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 11:55 AM (DV/pZ)

569 556 What about toasters? They're still OK. right? Please tell me they are still OK. Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 03:54 PM (LSJmV) Fcuk all the toasters you want, pal.

Posted by: The Couch at January 09, 2014 11:56 AM (UAMVq)

570 FYI, Virginia is now a blue state Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:47 PM (/FnUH) Virginia is Dead. ALL HAIL PENNSYLVANIA

Posted by: CAC at January 09, 2014 11:56 AM (4htUE)

571 560 ace at January 09, 2014 03:54 PM (/FnUH)

You're not the source of any infighting, of course our contingent of SoCons probably is not to blame for this relatively local matter either.


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:56 AM (TE35l)

572 Seriously, If the Vagitongue can't speak you're the next bazzillionaire eleventy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 11:56 AM (FciyD)

573
I've had consensual oral sex, and it didn't taste like trout as described by the despicable conservatives.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (pJF+c)

574 557 Why is this post of aces' so controversial?

Posted by: Eton Cox at January 09, 2014 03:54 PM (q177U)


If he had just posted the Flaming Penis, we would have been prepared. but it came out of left field.(heh)

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (yICtd)

575 565 OT: Pot stores in Colorado out of product. Riots in 4...3...2... Posted by: Emily Litella at January 09, 2014 03:55 PM (1Y+hH) They're way too unmotivated for that.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (UAMVq)

576 >>>Why is this post of aces' so controversial? For the same reason my posts are always controversial: 1. I can't say anything that disparages any Christians 2. I can't say anything that disparages any socons 3. I can't say anything that disparages any TrueCons 4. I can't say anything that disparages any Sarah Palins The right has its own list of "racist" topics that one isn't permitted to discuss without being shouted down.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (/FnUH)

577 #558 gets it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (gXRIG)

578 Why is it generally men who propose these sexual morality laws?
Duh, they're trying to get laid. Why feminists have boyfriends.

vaginas with tongues
It's in there, li'l fella. Go deeper.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (xq1UY)

579 I don't agree with this guy's approach at all, but if the current laws for incest and prostitution apply to vaginal intercourse only, then that does need to be fixed.  His way isn't going to fly, though, and his brush is too broad.

My guess is that he's got a skank daughter and he wants to legislate her into not being one.

Half-kidding.

And if this person's district has enough inbreeding that he has to specifically call out grandparent/grandchild incest, well - bless his heart.

Posted by: grognard at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (/29Nl)

580 Ace if you are asking for the GOP to be completely devoid of crazy you are asking too much. We do much better than the side that has prominent members that believe an island can tip over.

Anyway, this guy is a red herring. No I don't support that, and I'm Catholic, we have some of the most stringent rules on sex period. 1. BJs aren't explicitly banned (So long as not deliberately to completion) 2. I wouldn't support this if they were. So what's with the huge straw man that you are slaying? You are going to have some crazees. If you wish to divorce yourself from them, your caucus is going to be very VERY small. Otherwise the best we can do is identify them and get rid of them. But a lot of them seem pretty normal until they do something like this.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (0q2P7)

581 Virginia is Dead. ALL HAIL PENNSYLVANIA Posted by: CAC at January 09, 2014 03:56 PM (4htUE) ---------------------- Giant map or GTFO.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (E+teJ)

582 566 Christie can suck my throbbing cock at January 09, 2014 03:55 PM (KOp/H)


Speaking of guys who understand gobbling things...in Christie's case entire fucking kielbasas...

How's the penis in Moonbat land?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 11:57 AM (TE35l)

583 Not defending this guy or this bill, but is objecting to sex in public parks really so fringe?

Posted by: Thunderb at January 09, 2014 11:58 AM (zOTsN)

584 >>And yes it's a lot about gay sex. He's trying (as Cuccinelli did) to find ways to re-enforce sodomy laws. It burns in many's craws that Lawrence v. Texas struck them down. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (/FnUH) << Some of us quaintly hold to "the will of the people being the ultimate source of law" instead of some guy in a black robe, yes.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 11:58 AM (5xmd7)

585 Most non-professionals just aren't that good at it. --- Of course, he wants to make it a felony for the professionals to handle it.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 11:58 AM (Gm2CM)

586 566 oe's Law to the max

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 11:58 AM (3wrJ+)

587 Hey, sailor!

Posted by: The Food Processor at January 09, 2014 11:58 AM (8ZskC)

588 er. Poes law. not sure why that turned into a smiley

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 11:58 AM (3wrJ+)

589 I think we can solve this--I propose a new Republican Party plank: The lawyers get blow jobs!!!

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 11:58 AM (RJMhd)

590 >>>You're pro-life, but characterize ultrasounds before ABORTION as 'putting fiber optics into women's vajayjays?'

Forced transvaginal ultrasounds before an abortion?  Yeah, I'm not a fan.  I'm not a fan of abortion, either, but I'm also both turned off on a gut level by the weird state-compulsion aspect of a vaginal shame-probe.  Fact is, if you're at the abortion clinic ready to terminate your pregnancy, you've already crossed the line as it stands; I think you've almost certainly made a tragic, awful decision (except in cases of rape, incest, and danger to the life of the mother), but you've made the choice as is your right by law, whether I like it or not.  At that point it's just an exercise in last-minute shaming. 

And even so, I don't actually object to ultrasound laws like the one Scott Walker recently signed into law in WI, where a non-invasive ultrasound is performed and the woman has the right to look at it or not look at it.  But an invasive transvaginal probe, with a woman forced to look at it, mandated by the state?  No, I can be pro-life and still think that smacks of creepy statist imposition of my personal view upon the masses.  And that was the bill that Cuccinelli initially signed onto in VA (even though he backed away from the transvaginal aspect of it late in the game, as he realized how much it was hurting his campaign among women of all political persuasions).

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 11:58 AM (ewYO6)

591 You frozen people can't criticize California laws. Because federalism.

Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2014 11:59 AM (GfS/y)

592 We are legion.

Posted by: Sarah Palins at January 09, 2014 11:59 AM (4KOF2)

593 will Not Be Silenced by Cotton Mather Puritan Death Squads.Posted by: Empire of Jeff That right there is funny, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 11:59 AM (mtjSE)

594 I grew up in NoVa and Va always struck me in that sense. My mom said that when we first moved here in 1973 (my father was stationed in Thailand as part of AID) restaurants couldn't serve liquor. I cannot come to grips with going out for a juicy, perfectly-cooked, steak, and not having scotch or bourbon.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 03:50 PM (9CBig)

 

 

Shit, we STILL can't buy liquor anywhere but the state-run ABC cartel.  It's 20-fucking-14, and the Commonwealth of Virginia still holds a monopoly on the sale of distilled spirits. 

 

I love my state.  I really do. But those of you who've never been here truly have no idea how insane a big chunk of the VA GOP is.  They've driven a helluva lot of people away, and if you think all of those people are leftish LIVs you're sorely mistaken.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 11:59 AM (eNZFc)

595 So he gets to propose his fanciful, fringe-constituency stuff, and I have to remain silent about it, or else I'm "infighting"? Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:54 PM (/FnUH) Because you're responding to this idea you have of your opponent, not to what I said. Because I didn't say anything like that. Actually, would it help if I changed my username? Because as far back as I can remember whenever you responded directly to me, it's always been to some funhouse-mirror version of what I said, like during the various blowups surrounding McCain-Palin and Fast & Furious.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 11:59 AM (qyfb5)

596 @Anon a mouse ,Rockmom

They are loonier than most people here understand

Serious question: You both seem to have some insight. Can you provide some (other) anecdotal evidence of the VA special SoCon loony issue? Thanks.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 11:59 AM (5ikDv)

597 575 ace at January 09, 2014 03:57 PM (/FnUH)

You forgot the Republican Reformation led by Martin Luther Rove that says socialists as GOP candidates are not to be besmirched....

it's okay if you haven't gotten the memo he wrote his 17 trillion Theses on a Subway Napkin....

you may have thrown it away(like he has thrown the party away)

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:00 PM (TE35l)

598

Rockmom:

 

Who are "these people"?  Mormons?  I mean they have quite the reach eh?  From Akin in MO to all over Virginia.  Wow.  Can we attend one of their secret meetings and tell them to chill the fuck out.

 

Candidates say stupid shit, some have dumb positions, some may have an obsession about oral sex.

 

I blame us, the fucking GOP, for letting Richard Murdock get destroyed in the media. 

 

Akin was just a bad candidate, all the fuck over.  We move on. 

 

Elizabeth Warren claimed to be a fucking Indian ("Native American" to you pussies) and PROFITED OFF OF THIS LIE, and somehow she was given a pass by her whole fucking party.

 

It's called unity people.  The GOP could learn from it.  Our main problem is that I'd say 35% of GOP is progressive liars or they just don't give a fuck.  Whereas the dems are pretty much all 100% statist leftists (blue dogs have been purged).

 

All comes back to Reagan's 11th commandment.  But what does he know, he was an extremist.  lol 

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 12:00 PM (tVTLU)

599 : Christie can suck my throbbing cock at January 09, 2014 03:55 PM (KOp/H) Another Moby weighs in. Not even a good try.

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 12:00 PM (1Y+hH)

600 >>>You've turned into a complete and utter douche bag RINO over the year. From a guy who used to fight the GOP establishment you've become a guy with their collective cocks way down your throat. Must be about time you bend over for them and let them have a go at your anus as well.

Yeah, so...this guy.  Right.  Whatever.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 12:00 PM (ewYO6)

601 "Oh. So Aiken didn't appear in any liberal ads in Florida or Ohio? Good to know that state politics never bleed into national politics. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 09, 2014 03:53 PM (fwARV) " Did he? I have no idea. I didn't see any such ads in Michigan. If there were I would have wondered what those who made the ad were hoping to accomplish. Nobody in Michigan had the opportunity to vote for Aiken, and he never set or helped set national policy.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:00 PM (rsudF)

602 >>>So what's with the huge straw man that you are slaying? incredible. yet another person claiming i'm making it all up -- it's a "strawman" that a virginia delegate proposed this, and the last gubernatorial candidate in VA proposed similar stuff, and the last candidate for Lt. Governor was a firebreathing preacher who had a lot to say about gay sex and the Devil's infiltration of the soul during Yoga. yes it's a strawman, this problem doesn't exist, there are no fringe actors on the right, ANYWHERE, and I should just shut up instead of "doing the left's job for them."

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:00 PM (/FnUH)

603 It's early days yet, but I'm going to go ahead and declare

WEEKEND AT ACE'S

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 09, 2014 12:00 PM (xq1UY)

604 >>>For the same reason my posts are always controversial:

Oh put down the hammer and stop nailing yourself to the cross. You want to say this guy is wrong? Fuck yeah he's wrong! You want to say it's because of Christianity? I'm not buying. This guy came by his statist crazy honestly, and if he didn't have Christianity (Which again as a whole doesn't think BJs are intrinsically evil) he would have found something else. Probably Progressianity. You can use that. You're welcome.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 12:00 PM (0q2P7)

605 OT: Pot stores in Colorado out of product. The dispensaries have to grow their own. Also, it's novel. They'll figure it out.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:01 PM (9PrpA)

606 554 ...do not universalize from your own experience. It may not be part of your Church's teachings but it's a part of others'. So, Ace, you tell first them poster to not universalize, and then you immediately do? Can you tell me what Virginia church is pounding this issue from the pulpit, rallied a delegate, pontificated to the Letters to the Editor, and made this a faith-based state legislative issue? Because it sounds to me that you are drawing conclusions that don't exist. As a Virginian, I can tell you, again, this isn't any issue being driven by anyone, that I can find, apart from this one delegate.

Posted by: rightwingva at January 09, 2014 12:01 PM (kCnae)

607 OT: Pot stores in Colorado out of product. Riots in 4...3...2... Posted by: Emily Litella at January 09, 2014 03:55 PM (1Y+hH) They're way too unmotivated for that. ---- They'll come down very soon. Then, watch out!

Posted by: Meremortal at January 09, 2014 12:01 PM (1Y+hH)

608 "It may not be part of your Church's teachings but it's a part of others'" No, it's really not. The only church that has any real stated issue with it is the Mormons, and even they don't "ban" it, they just consider it impure whatever that means. This as Lawrence v Texas work around does make some sense, but a misguided extension of incest/statutory rape laws makes as much sense. Not to say that I agree with it, whatever its motives. The only sex restrictive laws I favor are those that protect children from predators.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 12:02 PM (hFL/3)

609 >>>.Because you're responding to this idea you have of your opponent, not to what I said. Because I didn't say anything like that. ... 1, you told me I was "attacking all chrisians" and 2, you told me that I shouldn't discuss MY beliefs when they conflicted with a socons', because that's "infighting." He gets to press for his agenda, but for reasons which remain opaque to me, I am not allowed to comment on his agenda nor offer my own beliefs. That's what you said.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:02 PM (/FnUH)

610 So the next election won't be decided by great matters like economics, standard of living, war.. no sir.

Free birth control!!

War on Women!!

..

Are we a serious people?  This is happening again?  For real?
WE.  ARE.  FUCKED.

STOP.  PLEASE

Posted by: Goodbye asshole at January 09, 2014 12:02 PM (TcDKW)

611 >>>.Because you're responding to this idea you have of your opponent, not to what I said. Because I didn't say anything like that. ... 1, you told me I was "attacking all chrisians" and 2, you told me that I shouldn't discuss MY beliefs when they conflicted with a socons'. That's what you said.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:02 PM (/FnUH)

612 "Shit, we STILL can't buy liquor anywhere but the state-run ABC cartel. It's 20-fucking-14, and the Commonwealth of Virginia still holds a monopoly on the sale of distilled spirits. I love my state. I really do. But those of you who've never been here truly have no idea how insane a big chunk of the VA GOP is. They've driven a helluva lot of people away, and if you think all of those people are leftish LIVs you're sorely mistaken. Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 03:59 PM (eNZFc) " All states hold a monopoly over booze. It's called the 18th Amendment.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:02 PM (rsudF)

613 Forced transvaginal ultrasounds before an abortion? Yeah, I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan of abortion, either, but I'm also both turned off on a gut level by the weird state-compulsion aspect of a vaginal shame-probe. They do ultrasounds during an abortion, and ultrasounds are done a the time for a wide variety of reasons. If you are more concerned with someone's right to not be inconvenienced in a minor way than with somebody else's life, you are not pro-life. You are pro-choice. Stop trying to redefine the concept to match your views.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 12:03 PM (iO3BG)

614 604 OT: Pot stores in Colorado out of product.

FASCISTS!!!!!

Posted by: X_ [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 12:03 PM (5ikDv)

615

575 -

 

You're arguing with somebody posting  by the name of  Eton Cox?

 

Maybe that should give you a clue you're not thinking rationally here? 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 12:03 PM (TOk1P)

616 566 Christie can suck my throbbing cock at January 09, 2014 03:55 PM (KOp/H) This is normally the kind of love letter I get.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 12:03 PM (u2a4R)

617
Hush, we're getting to the good part, where he shouts to the room that he will Not Be Silenced by Cotton Mather Puritan Death Squads.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff




How about when he slowly walks away, then turns and mutters "Eppur si muove", all sotto voce like.

Never fails to bring a tear to the libertarian eye....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 12:04 PM (kdS6q)

618 That's what you said. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 04:02 PM (/FnUH) Quote me. I said that during F&F, too, never got an answer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 12:04 PM (qyfb5)

619 I'm too BuKu. We all have our crosses to carry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 12:04 PM (FciyD)

620 P.S. I'm not a Christian.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 12:04 PM (qyfb5)

621

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:57 PM (/FnUH)

 

Why would you want to disparge anyone that agrees with you 90% of the time?

 

Why can't you just disagree? 

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2014 12:04 PM (m2CN7)

622 All this thread lacks is ergastularius calling us knuckleheads.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 12:04 PM (QupBk)

623 597: I love the seamless blending of hardcore puritanical religiosity with schoolyard vulgarity. What does Tom Cotton think about BJs?

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 12:04 PM (3wrJ+)

624 593 I love my state. I really do. The soil of Old Dominion always calls me home at some point. I just hope this whole blue situation has been unfucked before that happens again. It really is a beautiful and amazing state...er...commonscrew.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:05 PM (NbLfu)

625 Jeff B, the pro-lifer who thinks making a woman see the ultrasound before an abortion is HORRIBLE creepy statist stuff.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 12:05 PM (iO3BG)

626 >>>Oh put down the hammer and stop nailing yourself to the cross. You want to say this guy is wrong? Fuck yeah he's wrong! You want to say it's because of Christianity? I'm not buying. uh huh. Again, I'm sure he's a committed secular atheist who just read a scientific study and got all hot against nonprocreative sex.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:05 PM (/FnUH)

627 When this guys wife told him right after they married "no more blowjobs" that ahole up and took it way past literally.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at January 09, 2014 12:05 PM (HWgnC)

628 Can Ace confirm that he can deep throat the cocks of the establishment? I figure they're all short and fat so this would be quite a feat.

Posted by: YourPoopyPants at January 09, 2014 12:05 PM (Y/HG5)

629 Dammit, now I really, really want a BJ.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 12:05 PM (UAMVq)

630 Can you provide some (other) anecdotal evidence of the VA special SoCon loony issue? Sure. Got a week or two? Seriously. There are some real whackjobs (technical term there) on both sides of the aisle (we're talking about a bunch of folks who's high point in school was running for Student Body Council), but the VA GOP has a genuinely befuddling "control" streak that (seemingly) wishes to mandate almost every level of human interaction. Worst case, though? The time an idiot from Loudoun County wanted to mandate that the "men" and "women" restroom signs in public places must be clearly "dressed" - that is w/clothes drawn on the stick figures. That's about the time I said "I'm outta here".

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:05 PM (gXRIG)

631 I don't think this post about a another dbag politician is the hill we want to ejaculate on.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 12:05 PM (yICtd)

632 595 @Anon a mouse ,Rockmom

They are loonier than most people here understand

Serious question: You both seem to have some insight. Can you provide some (other) anecdotal evidence of the VA special SoCon loony issue? Thanks.
Posted by: noone, really


My wife's cousin is a full-blown, snake-handling, God's a-gonna smite you So-Con (and a nice guy, too).  High-test old-time religion.  He married his kids off while they were still teens because he didn't want to risk premarital sex.  However, I also heard him tell them that once married, they could do whatever they wanted in to bedroom, God would be cool with it.  No real point, I just think it's interesting.

Posted by: pep at January 09, 2014 12:06 PM (6TB1Z)

633 609 Goodbye asshole at January 09, 2014 04:02 PM (TcDKW)

You get it.

Legalize it ALL! and find cover.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:06 PM (TE35l)

634

"He's trying (as Cuccinelli did) to find ways to re-enforce sodomy laws."

 

Ace is just doubling and tripling down on untruths here.  But remember folks "not talking about these issues" is what lost us the Governor's seat.

 

Don't pay attention to going up against a 25 to 1 funding ratio.

 

Don't pay attention to going up against a stalking horse dem plant lib candidate who took double the margin of victory of McAuliffe in votes.

 

Don't pay attention to the fact that the estab. GOP said fuck you to Ken C. and then we formed a circular firing squad and parroted dem attack ads INCESSANTLY.

 

No, this unwinnable race was lost solely because we ignorant GOP'ers did NOT, EVER criticize Ken C. for supporting a law on the books, which, after all, was the man's fucking job.  That's the real truth here people.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 12:06 PM (tVTLU)

635 595 @Anon a mouse ,Rockmom

They are loonier than most people here understand

Serious question: You both seem to have some insight. Can you provide some (other) anecdotal evidence of the VA special SoCon loony issue? Thanks.

Posted by: noone, really at January 09, 2014 03:59 PM (5ikDv)

 

 

Well, there was Jamie Radtke hijacking the Richmond Tea Party to turn it into a crusade about abortion, for one thing.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:06 PM (eNZFc)

636 >>>it's a "strawman" that a virginia delegate proposed this, and the last gubernatorial candidate in VA proposed similar stuff, and the last candidate for Lt. Governor was a firebreathing preacher who had a lot to say about gay sex and the Devil's infiltration of the soul during Yoga.

>>>yes it's a strawman, this problem doesn't exist, there are no fringe actors on the right, ANYWHERE, and I should just shut up instead of "doing the left's job for them."

Hey you want to say we need to get rid of them. FINE I AGREE. But it isn't that big a deal. We have how many pols? Some of them are going to have teh crazee. You want to say their problem is religion? No that's not it. They're problem is they think they can legislate goodness into humanity. That's pretty widespread and not in any way GOP trademarked.

You can fight the crazee but it's always going to be around. Getting hot and bothered about icky Christianity over this is really a not the issue. Christian ethics do have some place in the law structure of a Republic, but the majority of it has to be individual initiative. Regulating particular sexual contact falls into the latter category.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 12:06 PM (0q2P7)

637 1, you told me I was "attacking all chrisians" and 2, you told me that I shouldn't discuss MY beliefs when they conflicted with a socons', because that's "infighting." He gets to press for his agenda, but for reasons which remain opaque to me, I am not allowed to comment on his agenda nor offer my own beliefs. That's what you said. ----------------------- Yeah, I'm gonna need to see the quote.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 12:06 PM (CJjw5)

638 611 "insane a big chunk of the VA GOP " That is a GOP issue? Wow. You would really go crazy if you had to go to a BLUE state, where you can *only* buy *beer* from an ABC store, not uh, I don't know, at the local grocery store in crazy Virginia. Somebody needs another drink and relax.

Posted by: rightwingva at January 09, 2014 12:06 PM (kCnae)

639 "So the next election won't be decided by great matters like economics, standard of living, war.. no sir.

Free birth control!!

War on Women!!

..

Are we a serious people? This is happening again? For real?
WE. ARE. FUCKED."

===============

Yeah, it's a lost cause. It's George Snuffleupagus opening January 2012 GOP debates with questions about birth control all over again.

We're boned. Get ready for at least 4 years of Hillary.

That's okay, though; my sister assures me that Hillary's "wonderful."

Posted by: Kensington at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (H84UO)

640 Dammit, now I really, really want a BJ. I want a PB&J PDQ.

Posted by: toby928© attempts to look on the bright side of life at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (QupBk)

641 593
Shit, we STILL can't buy liquor anywhere but the state-run ABC cartel. It's 20-fucking-14, and the Commonwealth of Virginia still holds a monopoly on the sale of distilled spirits.

I love my state. I really do. But those of you who've never been here truly have no idea how insane a big chunk of the VA GOP is. They've driven a helluva lot of people away, and if you think all of those people are leftish LIVs you're sorely mistaken. Posted by: radar

Speaking of retail liquor, back in Nov. when I was here I bopped in to an ABC store.  Holy crap!  Dewar's 12 was $33 whereas I can get it at Trader Joe's (with better hours) for $22.  Everything was 1/3 to 1/2 more expensive than *San Francisco*.  This is not a small-c conservative state.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (9CBig)

642 OK, an ace double post in the comments. That should make all of stop and laugh a little.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (LSJmV)

643 "uh huh. Again, I'm sure he's a committed secular atheist who just read a scientific study and got all hot against nonprocreative sex. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 04:05 PM (/FnUH)" So this is more about attacking Christianity than a misguided desire to stick your nose into Virginian business?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (rsudF)

644 hardcore puritanical religiosity SOON

Posted by: None's Habit at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (R6JT1)

645 607 Well, no Church really bans anything. They teach that something is a sin or not a sin. The Catholic Church does teach that sodomy is usually a sin. There's some argument about whether it's not really a sin if you were really trying not to let that thing happen in the mouth, but it is generally considered a sin even among married couples.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (Gm2CM)

646 Shit, we STILL can't buy liquor anywhere but the state-run ABC cartel. It's 20-fucking-14, and the Commonwealth of Virginia still holds a monopoly on the sale of distilled spirits. They passed the law to allow grocery stores to sell hard liquor here in WA. Now they're having a hard time with all the shoplifting of the hard liquor.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (9PrpA)

647 I think what Ace is really trying to tell us is the Lo Info Voter votes with his dick because his wallet is now empty. He could have a point.

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 12:07 PM (RJMhd)

648 >>>It may not be a part of your Church's teachings, but its part of others. So, there is more than one church now? What bullshit. Sorry, but that ain't the way its supposed to go. And, in fact, what a ce Rails against is that fake church. No blowjobs is not a Christian teaching.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 12:08 PM (0C8xx)

649 >>>Again, I'm sure he's a committed secular atheist who just read a scientific study and got all hot against nonprocreative sex.

No he's a control freak that found a medium of expression. If you take away one, he would have just found another. It's like blaming the gun for the shooting ace.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 12:08 PM (0q2P7)

650 646 I think what Ace is really trying to tell us is the Lo Info Voter votes with his dick because his wallet is now empty. He could have a point. Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 04:07 PM (RJMhd) Well, at least wallet-fcuking is legal.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2014 12:10 PM (UAMVq)

651 638 Kensington at January 09, 2014 04:07 PM (H84UO)

Look on the bright side she gets tired easier...

I really do support our abandoning all principle if we are to force the christians and the Fi Cons both to abandon theirs and just run the "Fuck YEAH!" platform....

nominate Aurora Snow or Jenna Haze and try to drag enough of the freaks in....

no promises just blow the fucking coffers on Conservapaloozas and get the party caucus out....


fuck it it worked for the mules.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:10 PM (TE35l)

652 629: Was that Dick Black by any chance? I wrote myself in against him once.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 12:10 PM (3wrJ+)

653 Ace's article should have been totally non-controversial, meriting a few dozen nods in agreement before the comments went off-topic. It's scary that we're even talking about this.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 12:11 PM (u2a4R)

654 650 638 Conservapaloozas ... Hysterical.

Posted by: rightwingva at January 09, 2014 12:11 PM (kCnae)

655 >>>Serious question: You both seem to have some insight. Can you provide some (other) anecdotal evidence of the VA special SoCon loony issue? Thanks.

Anyone who has worked at any level on VA GOP campaigns, either national or state or local (as apparently rockmom, anon e mouse, and I all have), understands this.  VA is/was the home of both Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, and ground zero for the "Moral Majority" version of ultra-conservative "Christian values" evangelical politics, which by definition made major inroads into the downstate (i.e. everything outside of NoVA, but even there too) GOP in particular.  Both major parties in VA have a lot of very arcane internal rules, and ballot access/fundraising is a labyrinthine bitch in the state, so a well-organized cadre that can bring money and "boots on the ground" to bear in a race can exercise a hugely outsized influence, hence the power of the socon wing in VA GOP politics.  That's why Cuccinelli played HARD to them after securing election as AG -- he always had a personally socially conservative outlook, but when he was a state Senator in Fairfax County (and I did gruntwork for two of his campaigns) he completely downplayed that because he knew it was a losing angle. 

OTOH, once he had a statewide profile he knew that the best way to leapfrog the squishy-yet-electable Bill Bolling (who can go fuck himself, incidentally) in the informal 'GOP line of succession' was by making a play for the VA socon base, which is why he glommed onto the anti-sodomy law cause and the ultrasound bill.  Then he got the socon operators within the VA GOP to switch the pre-scheduled primary for the 2013 nominations back to a convention, which enabled those committed activists to dominate the process and ensure his nomination.  (The irony is that he probably would've won a primary anyway...it was so unnecessary.)

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 12:11 PM (ewYO6)

656 If the GOP is serious about winning elections again, they need to purge this radical hardcore social conservative fringe from the party. It is not the government's responsibility to legislate morality. The government's responsibility is to protect individual rights. This isn't about Christians vs Atheists, or gays vs heteros; it's about people who respect individual liberty, vs people who are obsessed with monitoring who is consensually doing what with their genitals.

Posted by: Roadrunner at January 09, 2014 12:11 PM (X4I+5)

657 Christians are not under attack here.

Low-church retards who think god hates blow-jobs are under attack here. Try moving up to high-church ethics, and worry more about evil and less about blow-jobs, OK?

If you are such a bible-thumper that BJs make you ill, then do us all a favor, and get behind the pulpit instead of dragging conservatism down and losing elections with your personal bonnet-bee.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2014 12:11 PM (c6N69)

658 Well, no Church really bans anything. They teach that something is a sin or not a sin. Christian Church. Islam bans all sorts of things, and has secular rules for punishment.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:11 PM (9PrpA)

659 637 611

"insane a big chunk of the VA GOP "

That is a GOP issue? Wow. You would really go crazy if you had to go to a BLUE state, where you can *only* buy *beer* from an ABC store, not uh, I don't know, at the local grocery store in crazy Virginia. Somebody needs another drink and relax.

Posted by: rightwingva at January 09, 2014 04:06 PM (kCnae)

 

If the GOP is serious about limited government *snicker*, hell yes, it should be a GOP issue.  I mean, we have ABC undercover stings swarming a UVA coed in a Harris Teeter parking lot because they thought she was carrying a case of beer.  Oooops, it was bottled water, our bad! How much is ABC's budget, anyway?

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:12 PM (eNZFc)

660 "Ace is just doubling and tripling down on untruths here." Where?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:12 PM (gXRIG)

661 From Va ABC's site:

Effective July 1, 2013, legislation enacted by the General Assembly increases the state sales tax by 0.3% statewide. An additional 0.7% state sales tax has been added to localities in the Northern Virginia and Hampton Roads regions. Distilled spirits retail prices include 20 percent state tax.Wine retail prices include 4 percent state tax and $.40 per liter wine tax.A 6 percent sales tax will be added at the register to the retail price of wines and distilled spirits in the Northern Virginia and Hampton Roads regions.A 5.3 percent sales tax will be added at the register to the retail price of wines and distilled spirits in all other regions of the state.Secular progressivism + religious Conservatism = yikes.

Oh, turns out they've raised the price of Dewar's 12.  It's now just shy of $40.

004876 Dewar's Special Reserve 750ml 12YR 80 $39.90










Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 12:12 PM (9CBig)

662 How many long time posters did not know the comments of the post would get ugly? Anybody? Beuller?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 12:12 PM (LSJmV)

663 Times like this I have no clue what to fucking call myself. I read about these nimwits and say nope, I can't be conservative. Then I see the douchenozzles in the GOP that like to be dem-light and make nice nice with the fucking statists and say nope, I'm probably not a republican. I don't like motherfuckers telling me how to live. Not the church, not the bible thumpers, not some slimy pos politician, not some fascist ass sucking lib.


 I'm gonna join the fucking barbarian party. They got mead halls and hot chicks serving drinks out of big fucking vats in really big fucking mugs.


Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2014 12:12 PM (FMbng)

664

648 -

 

This is the part Ace doesn't seem to understand, because he's too blind by his freaking out over the discussion of  "legislatin' his bedroom."

 

Big statists  come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.  If  he were to simply criticize that, and leave the gnashing of teeth over the Bible thumpings,  he'd  have  most of  us agreeing with him.  But this is personal, and he WANTS to have this fight. 

 

Maybe his therapist knows why, but I sure don't. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 12:13 PM (TOk1P)

665 So he gets to propose his fanciful, fringe-constituency stuff, and I have to remain silent about it, or else I'm "infighting"? Still haven't heard you say Christie should be ejected from the party for abusing his power. Bet if it was a SoCon using his power to outlaw beejers, you'd be hitting the fucking roof right now. ALL idiots in the party need to be gone, but you seem to get the rails ready for the Socons pretty damn quick.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 12:13 PM (mtjSE)

666 So, are we all going to have make up sex with each other????

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 09, 2014 12:13 PM (Qev5V)

667 What is this low-church vs high-church distinction?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:13 PM (9PrpA)

668 For the same reason my posts are always controversial: 1. I can't say anything that disparages any Christians 2. I can't say anything that disparages any socons 3. I can't say anything that disparages any TrueCons 4. I can't say anything that disparages any Sarah Palins The right has its own list of "racist" topics that one isn't permitted to discuss without being shouted down. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:57 PM (/FnUH) heh. Thank God there was no 5. Tim Tebow!* *yummy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Winter Borscht at January 09, 2014 12:13 PM (IXrOn)

669 657 Fair enough, but I said "Church" not "religion", and was replying to a comment about Christian churches.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 12:14 PM (Gm2CM)

670 >>>So this is more about attacking Christianity than a misguided desire to stick your nose into Virginian business? that's exactly correct, you nailed it. I'm Racist against Christians. Well done.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:14 PM (/FnUH)

671 "If the GOP is serious about limited government" Well, we can all dream, can't we?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:14 PM (gXRIG)

672 ...the right thing to do is the thing that makes the politician popular. This is something much of the Republican Party itself needs to learn.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 09, 2014 12:15 PM (G5cc0)

673 This thread makes me want some pot and a bj.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 09, 2014 12:15 PM (FciyD)

674 Does anyone *else* want to go find where I said what I'm accused of saying? Because *I* can't find it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 12:15 PM (qyfb5)

675 653 rightwingva at January 09, 2014 04:11 PM (kCnae)

I am just about fed up with a party that can't manage to add 1+1=? to fruition on the media bias and the democrat fissure points....

we are letting soccer mom be comfy with donkey

We are stupid may as well campaign stupid too since we lack a doctrine, message discipline, and discipline in the elected...

so fuck it Asia Carrera 2016!

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:15 PM (TE35l)

676 I'm offended that Ace's comment was post #669. That resembles an unnatural sex act.

Posted by: Crazy VA SoCon at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (3wrJ+)

677 A new felony, eh? Well, we certainly have a shortage of those right now.
 
Anyone notice that study that found that 50% of black males and 40% of white males, by age 23 have been arrested at least once.
 
Yeppers, what we need is some more laws. 100% busts or bust.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (cHZB7)

678 1. I can't say anything that disparages any Christians 2. I can't say anything that disparages any socons 3. I can't say anything that disparages any TrueCons 4. I can't say anything that disparages any Sarah Palins Well, at least he learned his lesson about disparaging Sarah Palin. Everything else is open season.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (u2a4R)

679 "... but if they have oral sex with each other, that would be a crime." ------------------- And that is when the fight started.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (aDwsi)

680 I'm going to work on my Squid Vagina,,,or SquiGina. its been real.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (yICtd)

681 670 "If the GOP is serious about limited government"

Well, we can all dream, can't we?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 04:14 PM (gXRIG)

 

Not anymore.  My dreams have been permanently dashed.  Virtually no politicians are serious about strangling the Leviathan, and most of those who ARE serious about it are loony cranks like Ron Paul.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (eNZFc)

682 "It's scary that we're even talking about this." Unfortunately apparently a decent number of conservatives aren't so much against paternalism as they are against paternalism from liberals. The worst part is it's political suicide. Here we are with a broken economy and Obama and the Left caught in fantastic lies about "keep your plan if you like it", and here we are playing into another "war on women"-style issue so we can get our teeth kicked-in at the voting booth. Focus on budgets, focus on the economy, shut up about sex and gays, and you might have a chance.

Posted by: Roadrunner at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (X4I+5)

683 Seriously, all this talk of votes.  When you going to fukkin learn?  The game is rigged.

I know you city dwellers don't like to hear it, but that shit you saw on WWZ? Yeah, that.  Get ready.  Your votes won't save you because they don't mean shit and haven't meant shit for quite some time now.  Get out or get ready to fight your way out.

This has been a public service announcement from The Lunatic Fringe.  Who was correct, yet again, when they thought that bubble ass Christie was worthless from the get-go, even as many of you hailed him as a rising star of a  Conservative Avenger. 

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (HWgnC)

684 Ace, what if there was a problem in his district with publicly visible prostitution and his constituents asked him to do something about it?

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (LSJmV)

685 Don't forget me!!!!!! I would have stopped all this nonsense!!!!

Posted by: Mike Castle at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (YmPwQ)

686 MiketheMoose: This "gun" is a human being, and is completely responsible for his views.

I agree that conservatives should deal with this sort of thing privately ... he needs to be quietly told to chill the fuck out on the blow-job thing by the Virginian GOP org, or go start his own party.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2014 12:16 PM (c6N69)

687 Remember when valium was a thing?  Good times.

Posted by: Austin in TX at January 09, 2014 12:17 PM (/6EeB)

688 "I'm gonna join the fucking barbarian party." Welcome! There's food. There's drink. There's sex. but there's not many of us...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:17 PM (gXRIG)

689 >>> Ace is just doubling and tripling down on untruths here. But remember folks "not talking about these issues" is what lost us the Governor's seat. I guess McAuliffe ran "wants to ban birth control pills/wants to make sodomy a crime/wants transvaginal ultrasound" ads 24/7 on tv and radio because they sooooo totally did not work.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:17 PM (/FnUH)

690 >>>low church retards who think God hates blowjobs THIS

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 12:17 PM (0C8xx)

691 663 Uh. Ace is posting about other kinds of Big Statists all the time. He posted about weed, diet regulations, etc. Again, this isn't about this delegae's religion; it's about his proposed legislation.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 12:17 PM (Gm2CM)

692 So this generation will be the first to not be really employed. Will not have the American Dream. The house The picket fence. They won't do better than their parents. It's depressing. It's not America. Let's let them get comfortably numb-- Let them smoke pot! Marie Antoinette ! They've got no where to go. And bring out the whores. (ya--it's slightly hyperbolic.)

Posted by: The Plumber at January 09, 2014 12:17 PM (RJMhd)

693 How many long time posters did not know the comments of the post would get ugly? Anybody? Beuller? Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 04:12 PM (LSJmV) -------------------------- Pfft. That was a probability of .899 from the headline, which quickly accelerated to 1.0 by the end of the fourth paragraph. Maybe, just maybe, if this many of your commenters see a fight being picked over nothing, and you don't... Maybe it's not them. Maybe it's not their comprehension problem. Maybe it's your communication problem. Or maybe you just need to pick a fight every once in a while.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 12:18 PM (CJjw5)

694 I'm just tired of this absurd notion that some insist on clinging to that the Rightiest Righty of All the Right position has NEVER, and never COULD, lose an election. Becuase the public is totally just itching for fullspectrum bright red conservatism, not matter what the polls or the ballot boxes say!!! rush limbaugh said conservatism works every time it's tried and even though he's not a sexual morality crusader and so wasn't speaking of this stuff, he must be right anyway.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:18 PM (/FnUH)

695

"I cannot come to grips with going out for a juicy, perfectly-cooked, steak, and not having scotch or bourbon."

 

Why Bordeaux exists.

 

Posted by: P.M. at January 09, 2014 12:18 PM (MCVbD)

696 686 Remember when valium was a thing? Good times.

Posted by: Austin in TX at January 09, 2014 04:17 PM (/6EeB)


OK one more...and grind your teeth  amphetamines were "diet pills'...yabba dabba do.

Posted by: Guido 'H8tr extraordinaire' at January 09, 2014 12:19 PM (yICtd)

697

I have just gotten up to speed on the Ken C. issue, and may I just say one thing:

 

Fuck all you Ken C. haters straight up the fucking ass.

 

You tell me just exactly what now did he do fucking wrong???

 

I can't wait to hear this shit.  THIS FUCKING NONISSUE IS WHAT WE HYPERVENTILATE ABOUT???????????????

 

That's some crazy shit right there.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 12:19 PM (tVTLU)

698 IQ requirements in sate legislative job descriptions would be too hard to enforce, so I'm in favor of total ridicule in these sorts of situations. Also, I'm in favor of more oral. And other stuff too.

Posted by: MTF at January 09, 2014 12:19 PM (F58x4)

699 688 ace at January 09, 2014 04:17 PM (/FnUH)

Ace he would have ran the ads ANYWAY or hey get this...a fucking liberal media type would have asked the Q at the debate....

I think the lesson we can all take from this is "FUCK YEAH!"

and I concur...I have dibs on the Ginger at the Conservapalooza next fall at the Capital.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:19 PM (TE35l)

700 low church retards ----- Amazing. Everyone wants to jump on ace for attacking a person's faith, and then the commenters have to go.and attack people's faith. Beautiful.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 12:19 PM (Gm2CM)

701

Did he? I have no idea. I didn't see any such ads in Michigan. If there were I would have wondered what those who made the ad were hoping to accomplish. Nobody in Michigan had the opportunity to vote for Aiken, and he never set or helped set national policy.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 04:00 PM (rsudF)

 

And yet Mitt Romney was forced to condemn Akin's comments, and some MSM commentators even suggested it was within his power to force Akin out of the race and the fact that he didn't meant War On Women or something.

 

Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2014 12:20 PM (aBlZ1)

702 ...the right thing to do is the thing that makes the politician popular. This is something much of the Republican Party itself needs to learn. Posted by: Blacque Jacques ------------------------------------- So.., no core principles, right? Just play to 'win'. Oh, wait..., I know..., once 'we' are in office, then 'we' will revert to core conservative behavior.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 09, 2014 12:20 PM (aDwsi)

703  Asia Carrera?  She's gotta be like 40 by now. Man, you need to bring your porn references into the current decade.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:20 PM (eNZFc)

704 Lets go for 1000!

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 12:20 PM (3wrJ+)

705

690 -

 

You're missing the point.  The point is, Ace isn't going after this non-entity for his big state ways, he's  going after him  for being an  icky religion guy.

 

If he did the former, we'd all agree.  But he's doing the latter.   Hence, the blog blow-up we're having. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 12:20 PM (TOk1P)

706 "Fuck all you Ken C. haters straight up the fucking ass. " Well, that will certainly win over a number of voters...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:20 PM (gXRIG)

707 Bonhomme:

Are you more concerned about purely evil people in office, like Obama?

Or are you more concerned about some high school kid getting a blow job?

The answer to that question will help you figure out the answer to your question in regards to the difference between high and low church.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2014 12:20 PM (c6N69)

708 Can we just declare this thread a "Promise Zone" and give up on it?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:21 PM (9PrpA)

709

 Christians are not under attack here.

 

If you are such a bible-thumper that BJs make you ill,

 

 

Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2014 04:11 PM (c6N69)

 

 

Douche.   And no that's not an attack if you are wondering.



 

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2014 12:21 PM (m2CN7)

710 IQ requirements in sate legislative job descriptions would be too hard to enforce, Not at all. Didn't somebody point out, upthread, that the delegate went to law school? /obligatory

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 12:21 PM (T0NGe)

711 Does anyone *else* want to go find where I said what I'm accused of saying? Because *I* can't find it. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 04:15 PM (qyfb5) ------------------------- Dude, fuck all that. Ain't nobody got time to be givin' out common courtesy. You just want him to do your homework for you because you're a socialist at heart and you think you can make him caper for your sexually-repressed, Bible-thumping amusement.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 12:22 PM (CJjw5)

712

We COULD organize an old fashioned Sit-In on the Virginia Capitol steps to protest.

 

But I have a better idea ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2014 12:22 PM (+XxPY)

713 So, if the 17 year old kids outdoors doing the oral thing are *also* high on marijuana - death penalty?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:22 PM (NbLfu)

714 693 ace at January 09, 2014 04:18 PM (/FnUH)

Ace, we've been typing at the same place a LONG time.....

I have morphed away from more SoCon on domestic things than not...

We're still losing b/c we do not control the microphones.

Now, this is either on purpose or because the RNC is staffed by people too fucking retarded too breathe without mechanical aid.

Chillax and let's run as "Fuck Yeah!" party in rural southern areas...

that'll work out for us.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:22 PM (TE35l)

715 Fuck all you Ken C. haters straight up the fucking ass. ----- Dude. Don't go encouraging felonies like that.

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at January 09, 2014 12:22 PM (Gm2CM)

716 I always like Phil Gramm's take on social issues: "I'm not running for preacher; I'm running for president."

So you really couldn't box him in with pointed questions about his beliefs. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 09, 2014 12:22 PM (Iyg03)

717 Or maybe you just need to pick a fight every once in a while. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 04:18 PM (CJjw5) And I'm also the guy that tells people not to respond to trolls. *hangs head*

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 12:23 PM (qyfb5)

718

"Unfortunately apparently a decent number of conservatives aren't so much against paternalism as they are against paternalism from liberals. "

 

^^^^THIS^^^^  + I don't know, a million? A billion?

 

A helluva lot of purported conservatives are just fine with an actvist government so long as they agree with the goals of it.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:23 PM (eNZFc)

719 BurtTC:

He is going after him for being a stupid fucking retard, who lets the lowest common religious denominator make decisions for him, and making statements about blow jobs that make your average voter giggle at him and dismiss him as an idiotic Billy Sunday who should never be allowed secular power.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2014 12:23 PM (c6N69)

720 The answer to that question will help you figure out the answer to your question in regards to the difference between high and low church. Ok, so I can figure out what I am. I was just wondering if this was some sort of official distinction or a figure of speech.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:24 PM (9PrpA)

721 Chillax and let's run as "Fuck Yeah!" party in rural southern areas... Or the GOP could run on building business, lives, incomes, lower taxes... Nah, who'd want that s**t?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:24 PM (gXRIG)

722 714: Now thats funny. +1 internetz

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 12:24 PM (3wrJ+)

723 "that's exactly correct, you nailed it. I'm Racist against Christians. Well done. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 04:14 PM (/FnUH)" Christianity isn't a race, but you're the one having a silly argument about this man's supposed faith, and how you are certain he is a devote Christian. perhaps this really is a tirade against Christianity, because reading your responses here I can't fathom why you're so passionate about this. He was elected in Virgina, correct? Do you know this will hurt him politically? If not, do we assassinate him so we can get him to stop proposing what you see as stupid legislation? Do you not understand how idiotic it is to go on a witch hunt for politicians you have no control over, or whose actions have zero potential impact on your life? AGAIN, I find sodomy laws pretty much useless, but this tirade against a Virginian for what is nothing but a Virgina problem is juvenile.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:24 PM (rsudF)

724 Amazing. Everyone wants to jump on ace for attacking a person's faith, and then the commenters have to go.and attack people's faith. Beautiful. Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 04:19 PM (Gm2CM) ----------------------- Maybe you should mind your business, WHORE OF BABYLON!!!1111!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 12:24 PM (CJjw5)

725

You're missing the point. The point is, Ace isn't going after this non-entity for his big state ways, he's going after him for being an icky religion guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 04:20 PM (TOk1P)

 

 

I'm waiting for ace to answer one of the comments on  whether he would have a problem if this delegate would  have  submitted   a bill to legalize prositution all other things being  equal.   

 

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2014 12:24 PM (m2CN7)

726 You just want him to do your homework for you because you're a socialist at heart and you think you can make him caper for your sexually-repressed, Bible-thumping amusement. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 04:22 PM (CJjw5) Well, one out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 12:24 PM (qyfb5)

727 And no more moon, no more dreams, no more frontier for you-- let's kill NASA while we are at it.

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 12:24 PM (RJMhd)

728 Sven: We're still losing b/c we do not control the microphones.

This.

If we ever get into power again, we need to run through NPR with an axe, and fire everyone who isn't a technician, and replace them with sane people.

Then we can work on the rest of the media.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2014 12:25 PM (c6N69)

729 Ken Cuccinelli at January 09, 2014 Hey, that's my act. Get your own.

Posted by: Ken Cuccinelli at January 09, 2014 12:25 PM (gXRIG)

730 You just want him to do your homework for you because you're a socialist at heart and you think you can make him caper for your sexually-repressed, Bible-thumping amusement.

Zere vill be NO capering here.  It is verboten!

Posted by: Obersturmbahnfuhrer Garrett at January 09, 2014 12:25 PM (6TB1Z)

731 Shorter Kristophr: Christians aren't under attack here, except for you low church retards.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 12:25 PM (Gm2CM)

732

It's all going to burn anyway.  Whether one  believes in God or not, there's a judgement coming.  This nation can't survive the road we're on. 

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 12:25 PM (DV/pZ)

733 >>>I guess McAuliffe ran "wants to ban birth control pills/wants to make sodomy a crime/wants transvaginal ultrasound" ads 24/7 on tv and radio because they sooooo totally did not work.

The tragedy is that the Ken Cuccinelli who won election twice as a state senator in Fairfax County, and won the AG's office in 2009, would have absolutely trounced Bolling in a primary AND MacAuliffe in the general if he had just shut his trap about social issues shit, kept his head down, run on Obamacare and law-and-order, etc.  He didn't need to have his allies maneuver the GOP out of a primary and back into a convention (this would have kept Jackson off the ticket as Lt. Gov as well).  He would have won the primary anyway.  He didn't need to indulge in all that cynical pandering to the state's religious right faction in order to get the support of the hardcore base -- they already recognized him as "one of their own."  He could have run with a McDonnell-esque profile: socially conservative (McDonnell was a Liberty U. graduate!), but focused first and foremost on the business of the state.  That's actually who he is in real life: a very focused, wonky guy.

But he overdid it.  He thought the atmosphere of 2009-2010 (where it seemed like almost anything would go, because hatred of Obama and the Democrats was so high) would last forever.  And the environment turned on him in a flash and left him out on an island.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 12:26 PM (ewYO6)

734 And I'm also the guy that tells people not to respond to trolls. *hangs head* Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at January 09, 2014 04:23 PM (qyfb5) -------------------------- Don't be too hard on yourself. It can get confusing when the trolling is coming from the blogger.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 12:26 PM (CJjw5)

735

718 -

 

I don't like you, and I'm not going to bother arguing with you.   Don't ask me to explain why, because I won't. 

 

Bye, asshole. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 12:26 PM (TOk1P)

736
Meanwhile, for those of you who like it when we actually ask people what they're trying to do, not just immediately discerning it by reading their evil SoCon minds:

Sen. Tom Garrett has filed a bill that seeks to keep convicted child predators in prison after federal courts overturned the anti-sodomy law that put them behind bars.

Garrett said his anti-sodomy measure, Senate Bill 14, seeks to reinforce existing laws that protect children from adult sex predators.

The bill clarifies that consensual oral or anal sex acts between adults in private are not crimes, provided that prostitution is not involved, Garrett said.  Previously, Virginia law prohibited those acts, and federal courts overturned the state law.

Garrett said SB 14 seeks to keep adult sex predators in prison. “There are over 100 convicted child predators in Virginia prisons whose convictions are arguably no longer valid” because a federal appeals court rejected Virginia’s argument that the state law still is valid when the victims are minors.

The ruling, by the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in March, “eliminated every law that referenced the sodomy law, and created a scenario where it is conceivable and perhaps likely that convicted child molesters will be released,” Garrett said.

One incarcerated offender already has filed an appeal under the ruling, and a court decision is awaited, Garrett said.

“This bill would save the laws currently on the books intended to protect children,” while complying with the federal court rulings that shield adults’ privacy, Garrett said.

http://tinyurl.com/m9q9y3e


Outrage!  No justice! No peace!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 12:26 PM (kdS6q)

737 Giant map or GTFO. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 03:57 PM (E+teJ) BOOM: http://i44.tinypic.com/rksn4n.jpg

Posted by: CAC at January 09, 2014 12:26 PM (4htUE)

738 Do you know this will hurt him politically?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 04:24 PM (rsudF)

 

It may not hurt HIM politically, but it sure as hell will be a terrific belated Christmas present to the Virginia Dems and hurt the state GOP.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:27 PM (eNZFc)

739 I sawLow Church Retards open for the Saints in 91

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2014 12:27 PM (0C8xx)

740 702 radar at January 09, 2014 04:20 PM (eNZFc)

There's the matter of "age requirement"...

I know what you're thinking...Sven what the fuck YO Bambi gave some third rate hacked out Birth Certificate and hides all his docs...!>!

Well true but we still HAVE to follow rules...ask Ted Cruz....

http://tinyurl.com/oud66y4

Asia Carerra SFW Wiki

I'd still hit it...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:27 PM (TE35l)

741 Ace, what if there was a problem in his district with publicly visible prostitution and his constituents asked him to do something about it?

What if you clicked the fucking link and discovered that the proposed bill isn't primarily an anti-prostitution measure?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 12:27 PM (SY2Kh)

742 >>>Fuck all you Ken C. haters straight up the fucking ass.

Actually, that would be illegal if the anti-sodomy laws he was in favor of as AG had been kept on the books.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 12:27 PM (ewYO6)

743 "224 Oral sex will be superior to Gynie sex until the day we genetically engineer vaginas with tongues."

Faster, please.

Posted by: Instapervert at January 09, 2014 12:27 PM (1Rgee)

744 JeffB, quit w/the facts and information already, m'kay?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:27 PM (gXRIG)

745 I don't like you, and I'm not going to bother arguing with you. Don't ask me to explain why, because I won't. He kind of argues like that Christoph dude.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 09, 2014 12:28 PM (9PrpA)

746 >>>rush limbaugh said conservatism works every time it's tried and even though he's not a sexual morality crusader and so wasn't speaking of this stuff, he must be right anyway.

Please how many die hard Christians are *here* defending this legislation? Who here is part of the anti-BJ brigade? I mean sure I saw some folks I don't recognize drop some crazy in. But seriously, where is this overwhelming Radical Christian anti-BJ caucus infesting your blog comments silencing your opinion with the bile that the ANTI-BJ law is GOOD becuase GOD AND STUFF and SHUT UP? 'cause I don't see them.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 12:28 PM (0q2P7)

747 So.., no core principles, right? Just play to 'win'. Not quite. The right thing to do is the core principle. For instance, some Republicans think that by going against conservative principle and supporting amnesty for mojados, they'll pick up votes. No.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 09, 2014 12:28 PM (G5cc0)

748 735 Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 04:26 PM (kdS6q)

Now LDC there is NO WAY you can frame THAT ruling to splinter the left...

NONE!

BWAHAHA so do you want the blow-up unicorn or eagle at Conservapalooza next year?

The RNC is on the phone taking orders...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:29 PM (TE35l)

749 Jenny:

When someone says something incredibly stupid, and still wants my support for his bid for office, then yes, I get to attack his position if I think his position is incredibly stupid and counter productive.

You can be religious without turning your brain off.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 09, 2014 12:29 PM (c6N69)

750 Damned mouth laws. If you want to throw down a Big Gulp or sip on some 4LOKO, they want the Government all up in your grill, but if you decide gobbling teen dongers is the way to go, they're laissez faire all the way.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 09, 2014 12:29 PM (ZshNr)

751 yes I'm assuming a guy pushing agenda items which are only supported by the Christian Right is a member of the Christian right Sigh. google is your friend: Tom Garrett, 22nd District Republican candidate, visited the Republican Victory Center at 3:30 p.m. Sunday to campaign for a seat in the Virginia State Senate. When asked how Garrett would compensate for Dodson’s heavy involvement in Central Virginia, he responded, “I plan to work hard and pray harder.” ... Delegate Matt Fariss, Goodlatte and Delegate Scott Garrett all agreed that one of the reasons, if not the main reason, they support Tom Garrett is because of his strong Christian conservatism. End quote. Seriously, can we please not be children about this?

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:30 PM (/FnUH)

752 Here's a hint folks, socons walk from the party and you will never win another election, ever. Obamacare will be the least of your worries. lol. Neither will you SoCons.

Posted by: Chef Mojo at January 09, 2014 12:30 PM (Bhlkl)

753 "And yet Mitt Romney was forced to condemn Akin's comments, and some MSM commentators even suggested it was within his power to force Akin out of the race and the fact that he didn't meant War On Women or something. Posted by: rockmom at January 09, 2014 04:20 PM (aBlZ1) " I'm well aware that the national media made an issue of it, but I do not recall it having any impact on local elections in Michigan. Hell, I can't say it had any impact on the national elections in Michigan. The Democratic Party had a general theme of 'War on Women' nationally before Akin ever spoke about rape during that election. But Akin was also running for the US Senate. What if he were running for local BJ catcher?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:30 PM (rsudF)

754 >>>MiketheMoose: This "gun" is a human being, and is completely responsible for his views.

I'm not saying don't hold him accountable. I'm saying don't blame Christianity for it. This guy decided to freebase teh crazee on his own. Christianity just became it's expression.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 12:31 PM (0q2P7)

755 -_-

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 12:31 PM (qyfb5)

756 "The ruling, by the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in March, “eliminated every law that referenced the sodomy law, and created a scenario where it is conceivable and perhaps likely that convicted child molesters will be released,” Garrett said." Or, just perhaps, it's not conceivable nor likely. Especially if the original statute were written logically. But hey, we need more laws, not fewer.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:31 PM (gXRIG)

757 The stupid party strikes again, part 10²º.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2014 12:31 PM (TKFmG)

758 Meanwhile, for those of you who like it when we actually ask people what they're trying to do, not just immediately discerning it by reading their evil SoCon minds:

I didn't have to read his mind.  I read his bill, and it doesn't do what he says it does.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 12:31 PM (SY2Kh)

759 740 Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 04:27 PM (SY2Kh)

Now wait a second....

Colorado Alex and a few others explained to me that it was hunky dory for a village in the state of MN to basically steal 70% of renters' houses they are letting because Barney Fife and Duh Mayah can't be assed to give citations...

if we are attacking "lazy ass fucking elected officials" for a thousand please Mr. trebek can I please get THAT notion taken care of first?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:31 PM (TE35l)

760 What if you clicked the fucking link and discovered that the proposed bill isn't primarily an anti-prostitution measure? Posted by: Hollowpoint ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I didn't say that's what was motivating this proposed legislature, you pillock, I was posing a hypothetical question if he should represent the wishes of those he works for.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 12:31 PM (LSJmV)

761 Garrett said SB 14 seeks to keep adult sex predators in prison. “There are over 100 convicted child predators in Virginia prisons whose convictions are arguably no longer valid” because a federal appeals court rejected Virginia’s argument that the state law still is valid when the victims are minors. Wait, what?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 12:32 PM (T0NGe)

762 I saw The Gobbling Dongers open for Butthole Surfers at Gypsy Tea Room in 94

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 12:32 PM (3wrJ+)

763 Kristophr. You can also attack a guy for imposing his belief on other people without calling other Christians "low church retards". See, calling this guy a Nanny-Stating Sex-Starved Asshat is insulting him. Calling other people "low church retards" is insulting other people who aren't trying to criminalize beejers.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 12:32 PM (Gm2CM)

764 what if...? What if...? What if Peter Parker actually invented the Tony Stark Iron Man armor? HUH? Let's continue spinning out absurd fantasy hypotheticals, guys. That really advances the ball.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:32 PM (/FnUH)

765 " the proposed bill isn't primarily an anti-prostitution measure?" No, apparently it's primarily a "keep child rapists in jail" measure.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 12:32 PM (hFL/3)

766 Last year, over 40% of all US births were to unmarried women. There should probably be a law against this. Whole lotta unmarried fucking going on, I'd say.
 
Let's make a felony, just so they know we are serious about it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2014 12:32 PM (cHZB7)

767

750 -

 

Sure.  You go first. 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 12:33 PM (TOk1P)

768 751 Chef Mojo at January 09, 2014 04:30 PM (Bhlkl)

Yeah champ, but here's the thing....I'm a Christian just a horrid one.

My Kingdom is in heaven and I am just about ready to let this barge rocket sled into the mountain and go into "endure and witness" mode anyway....

in other words "not a threat"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:33 PM (TE35l)

769 Here's a hint folks, socons walk from the party and you will never win another election, ever. Over criticism for some guy that's proposing more intrusion in people's personal lives?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 09, 2014 12:33 PM (G5cc0)

770 So Ace, you're admitting you have a problem with Christians now.  That's the first step I guess.

Posted by: Gman at January 09, 2014 12:33 PM (UkbKS)

771 Pssst, someone ought to tell the CNBC reporter in Ft. Lee that the governor might have diverted to the huge fire in Bayonne.

Posted by: think at January 09, 2014 12:34 PM (OroYa)

772 "No, apparently it's primarily a "keep child rapists in jail" measure." Which can be done (under VA law) w/o including any new legal definitions or criminalizing additional behaviors.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:34 PM (gXRIG)

773
Over criticism for some guy that's proposing more intrusion in people's personal lives?


No, over being the constant whipping boy for the jackasses that like to take it in the squeakhole...i.e. "moderates".

Posted by: Gman at January 09, 2014 12:34 PM (UkbKS)

774 Seriously, can we please not be children about this? Sure thing, boss. what if...? What if...? What if Peter Parker actually invented the Tony Stark Iron Man armor? HUH? I'm getting mixed messages.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 12:34 PM (CJjw5)

775 "Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 04:30 PM (/FnUH) " You fail to comprehend. You also didn't answer the question I had about his political future. What if this doesn't hurt him with his constituents? What do we do, then?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:35 PM (rsudF)

776 Outrage! No justice! No peace! Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 04:26 PM (kdS6q) You think Garrett's proposal is reasonable? The man is a republican office holder. As such, it's impeachable lunacy for him to ever mention anything having to do with sex, women, children or anything else that could be misinterpreted to have anything to do with sex, women or children. Why? Because his words, no matter how well intentioned, will be twisted in such a way as to make him seem like a moralistic sex hating asshole. Is it fair? No, but that's the way it is. If he really wants to pass laws about sex, let him run as a democrat. Then, he could propose laws about anything and everything and never raise an eyebrow. This particular delegate is apparently too fucking stupid to understand reality even though it's demonstrated every election cycle. Therefore, he's too stupid to be representing our party.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 12:35 PM (u2a4R)

777 Last year, over 40% of all US births were to unmarried women. There should probably be a law against this. Whole lotta unmarried fucking going on, I'd say.

Let's make a felony, just so they know we are serious about it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2014 04:32 PM (cHZB7)

 

How  about we just not provide incentives  with my tax dollars. 

Posted by: polynikes at January 09, 2014 12:36 PM (m2CN7)

778 Oral sex will be superior to Gynie sex until the day we genetically engineer vaginas with tongues." Abject nonsense. The mouth is too loose and there is no bouncing.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 09, 2014 12:36 PM (1gdVS)

779 Focus on budgets, focus on the economyPosted by: Roadrunner That sounds good....except they LIE EVERY FUCKING TIME Haven't you figured out that the FisCon lies have done more damage to the GOP than SoCons ever have. SoCons used to suck it up and let our issues take second place because we were promised financial sanity in exchange. It NEVER happens. FisCons are always " I swear, I won't cum in your mouth"....that's when you know to back the hell up QUICK

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 12:37 PM (mtjSE)

780 I want to be Tony Stark I'm settle for being Peter Parker I'll end up being Norman Osborn

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 09, 2014 12:37 PM (ZshNr)

781

Seeing Matt Fariss' name reminds me - you want another example of the loony-toon fringe of the VA GOP?  And this one goes back two decades.....in 1993, George Allen and Jim Gilmore cruised to victory as governor and AG, respectively.  I mean, Allen won by 15+ points in that one.  Somehow, the Dems won the LG race.  You know why? Because the GOP nominee was a nutjob named Mike Farris who believed that the Wizard of Oz was a satanic book that should be banned from school libraries.  Even in a GOP gubenatorial rout, that idiot lost.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:38 PM (eNZFc)

782 There has been a pretty constant drumbeat of "child molesters will be let out without re-instating sodomy laws" in VA in the last year or so. I'm not sure why people are convinced that will be the case, but I dont see that outcome as likely.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 12:38 PM (3wrJ+)

783 224, 742 ..."we genetically engineer vaginas with" ...  the 600 series had rubber fem bot skin.  But these new ones, sweat, bad breath...

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at January 09, 2014 12:38 PM (HWgnC)

784 What do we do, then? You, as the GOP, then continue to lose otherwise winnable elections.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:38 PM (gXRIG)

785 " the proposed bill isn't primarily an anti-prostitution measure?" No, apparently it's primarily a "keep child rapists in jail" measure.

READ. THE. FUCKING. BILL.

It is not primarily an anti-pedophile, anti-prostitution, anti-rapist bill.  Him claiming it is doesn't make it so.

Your first clue should be the "crimes against nature" title.  It's an anti-sodomy bill that exempts consenting adults, but does not exempt minors.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 12:38 PM (SY2Kh)

786 AGAIN, I find sodomy laws pretty much useless, but this tirade against a Virginian for what is nothing but a Virgina problem is juvenile.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 04:24 PM (rsudF)


Hey neither Ace nor Garrett are in your state so it's none of your concern. So butt out. Because sovereignty or something.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 12:39 PM (XkotV)

787

So, tell me again, what did Ken C. do that was wrong?

 

What position, statement or campaign slogan did he have that was incorrect or objectionable??

 

Or are we just going to keep taking the dem strawman argument and run with that for our winning strategy???

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 12:40 PM (tVTLU)

788 >>>Let's continue spinning out absurd fantasy hypotheticals, guys. That really advances the ball.

I'm having a hard time as seeing what we are doing with this football right now as "advancing" it. Maybe there should be a law against what we are doing to this football.

Anyway. Easy post. "Crazee Republican Pol wants to ban BJs. That's teh crazee right morons."

Hard Core Baptist "Damn straight."
Hard Core Lutheran "WTH No blow jobs? Run him out on a rail"
Hard Core Catholic "excommunicate the bastard"
Hard Core Methodist "What's a blow job?"

Dude you made this the way it is by implicitly suggesting this is a mainstream view. It's not.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 12:40 PM (0q2P7)

789 If the goal is to keep child rapists in jail, wouldn't it make more sense to 1) raise the age of consent 2)Change VA's weirdo law that makes some cases of statutory rape misdemeanors 3) Make PIV public sex (which isn't rape, of course, but is illegal partly out of concern for children who might see it, especially in parks) as harshly punished as public sodomy

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 12:40 PM (Gm2CM)

790 "You, as the GOP, then continue to lose otherwise winnable elections. Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 04:38 PM (gXRIG) " Because some local politician in one state won his state house seat again? Seriously?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:40 PM (rsudF)

791 The man is a republican office holder. As such, it's impeachable lunacy for him to ever mention anything having to do with sex, women, children or anything else that could be misinterpreted to have anything to do with sex, women or children. Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 04:35 PM (u2a4R) Then impeach him. Or, more likely, accuse me of holding beliefs I don't hold and taking actions I haven't taken because potato. Because that will help.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at January 09, 2014 12:40 PM (qyfb5)

792 Social Conservatives, Progressives' best friends.  "Thanks for keeping us in power, bros!"

Posted by: jaysus christ at January 09, 2014 12:40 PM (yhJhK)

793 You fail to comprehend. You also didn't answer the question I had about his political future. What if this doesn't hurt him with his constituents? What do we do, then?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 04:35 PM (rsudF)

 

Again, you fail to acknowledge that whether or not it hurts this bozo, it sure as hell will hurt the state GOP.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:41 PM (eNZFc)

794 Looks like my suggested Blow-In is gaining no traction. Damn. Thought I had a winner there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 09, 2014 12:41 PM (+XxPY)

795 radar at January 09, 2014 Don't remind me of that again. Ever.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:42 PM (gXRIG)

796 I'm having a hard time as seeing what we are doing with this football right now as "advancing" it. Maybe there should be a law against what we are doing to this football. Anyway. Easy post. "Crazee Republican Pol wants to ban BJs. That's teh crazee right morons." Hard Core Baptist "Damn straight." Hard Core Lutheran "WTH No blow jobs? Run him out on a rail" Hard Core Catholic "excommunicate the bastard" Hard Core Methodist "What's a blow job?" Dude you made this the way it is by implicitly suggesting this is a mainstream view. It's not. Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 04:40 PM (0q2P7) ------------------------ ^^^BOOM^^^

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 09, 2014 12:42 PM (CJjw5)

797 81 There has been a pretty constant drumbeat of "child molesters will be let out without re-instating sodomy laws" in VA in the last year or so. I'm not sure why people are convinced that will be the case, but I dont see that outcome as likely." Were they convicted of sodomy and not rape or something?

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 12:42 PM (hFL/3)

798 >>>Which can be done (under VA law) w/o including any new legal definitions or criminalizing additional behaviors.

This is the point.  This was also the point with the silly "we need more tools to prosecute rapists!" excuse that Cuccinelli's defenders retroactively proffered for his defense of the state's anti-sodomy laws: no, you DON'T need these tools.  Rape is already fucking illegal.  (Actually, spousal rape wasn't officially recognized as a sub-category until shockingly recently in the state...but that's a question to ask Dick Black.)  The rape/sexual assault/indecent exposure statutes already on the books are perfectly sufficient for the entire spectrum of conceivable offenses.

Which is the point, of course: the only reason laws like these are proposed (or, in the case of Cooch and the old anti-sodomy laws on the books, defended) are as signals to the state GOP's socon faction (which indeed comprises ALMOST ALL of Tom Garrett's voting base: he's the delegate from Lynchburg, VA, aka the home of Jerry Falwell's Liberty University).  We joke about how the MSM hears racist "dog whistles" in every criticism of Obama, right?  Well, here's a real example of a dog whistle: this legislation probably isn't even meant to pass.  It's just fanservice to Garrett's Liberty U. constituency, albeit at the expense of the state and national GOP's reputation.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 12:43 PM (ewYO6)

799 Because some local politician in one state won his state house seat again? Seriously?

I hate that I have to ask, but- are you retarded?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 12:43 PM (SY2Kh)

800 793 Looks like my suggested Blow-In is gaining no traction. Damn. Thought I had a winner there. Posted by: ScoggDog +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Probably because the blowers would be wildly outnumbered by the blowees.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 12:43 PM (LSJmV)

801 791 jaysus christ at January 09, 2014 04:40 PM (yhJhK)

Non So-Con "Fi-cons" I'mma be balancin't that deficit any day but firs' y'all need 2 put your hands together for caving on AMNES-TEE!

//R "Burro Show" Ino Moderately Electable Torally Worthless Pol

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:43 PM (TE35l)

802 "Hey neither Ace nor Garrett are in your state so it's none of your concern. So butt out. Because sovereignty or something. Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 04:39 PM (XkotV) " They want to talk about issues in their own states, amongst themselves, I'll go find something else to do. Until then I want to know why nationalizing a local Virginian politician's position on anything advances our national causes in any way. Ace implies we need to politically assassinate this monster, but what if this guy is immune from political assassination? Seriously, what is the fucking point of all of this? Why do I need to care about Virgina legislation?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:44 PM (rsudF)

803 So, tell me again, what did Ken C. do that was wrong? Besides running the stupidest, silliest, most "smokefilledbackroom" campaign in the Commonwealth since the days of Harry Byrd?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:45 PM (gXRIG)

804 796: I'm guessing they were thrown on as sentence enhancers or something. But invalidating the initial law doesn't automatically cancel those sentences. I dont know, I'll admit I've done precisely zero to research this claim. It just seems unlikely to me that Judges in virginia will declare all child rapists must be released en masse b/c sodomy laws are invalidated.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 12:45 PM (3wrJ+)

805 "I hate that I have to ask, but- are you retarded? Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 04:43 PM (SY2Kh) " I've never been tested, so I can't answer that question with any kind of confidence. Why don't you treat me like I am retarded and explain in simple terms how some local Virgina yahoo has national implications.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:46 PM (rsudF)

806 So, if we lose again in 2014 thanks to SoCon stuff, can we finally agree they need to pipe down? Or do we need to have the progressives have another 10 years in power slowly making everything worse before the Bible-Thumpers figure out that they would be better off with more libertarian system, even though their pet beliefs could then not have a sheriff enforce them, they'd be allowed to promulgate the concepts at least. BTW, I lean conservative culturally. But you lose me every time you want to make laws about this stuff. The culture is far more important than the po po checking bedrooms.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 12:47 PM (dZQh7)

807 "782  ... the 600 series had rubber fem bot skin. "

We spotted them easy.


Posted by: John Connor at January 09, 2014 12:47 PM (1Rgee)

808 I really want to emphasize what I pointed out in my last post, that people unfamiliar w/VA politics might not realize: Tom Garrett is the delegate from LYNCHBURG.  Lynchburg is utterly dominated by the Falwell evangelical conservative vote.  That tells you everything you need to know about who he is as a politician, his motivations, and the constituency he serves.  His voters?  They luuuuuuv this sort of thing. 

The problem is that, in 2014, Lynchburg is a major outlier from the rest of the state in terms of its social politics.  Heck, it was ALWAYS something of an outlier. (Truth is, Virginia has never really been big on social conservative "brand" GOP candidates in statewide races: even in its redder days it was a John Warner/George Allen sort of state, not a Ollie North/Mike Farris/Jerry Kilgore one.)

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 12:48 PM (ewYO6)

809

798 -

 

This is why people around here don't like you either, Hollowhead. 

 

 

Posted by: BurtTC at January 09, 2014 12:48 PM (TOk1P)

810 : I'm guessing they were thrown on as sentence enhancers or something." See, this wouldn't be an issue if we just went ahead and executed child molesters on the spot. Can we agree to that one at least guys? Kill the kiddie rapists 2016

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 12:48 PM (hFL/3)

811 "This was also the point with the silly "we need more tools to prosecute rapists!" excuse that Cuccinelli's defenders retroactively proffered for his defense of the state's anti-sodomy laws: no, you DON'T need these tools." Exactly so. KC could've run on a "law&order" version of already existing VA law, but chose to mutter incoherently about rape, sodomy, and abortion... and lost the election. That's the analysis which matters most.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:49 PM (gXRIG)

812 >>Dude you made this the way it is by implicitly suggesting this is a mainstream view. It's not. >I do not believe anything close to a majority of even the harder-conservative primary-voter population favors new legislative adventurism into specifying, by Force of Law, that Gynie Sex is better than other types of sex. How do get that ace was saying this was a mainstream view when he says right in the post that he didn't think it was even close to being a majority position in the harder-conservative primary-voter population?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2014 12:49 PM (g1DWB)

813 >>It's an anti-sodomy bill that exempts consenting adults, but does not exempt minors.Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 04:38 PM (SY2Kh) << Good luck running as the party of teen sodomy. BTW, I guess we know all that blather about "OF COURSE POT WON'T BE LEGAL FOR KIDS" was just hooey.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 12:49 PM (5xmd7)

814 Ace implies we need to politically assassinate this monster, but what if this guy is immune from political assassination? Seriously, what is the fucking point of all of this? Why do I need to care about Virgina legislation?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 04:44 PM (rsudF)


You keep asserting this but can you please cite where Ace calls for Garrett to be 'politically assassinated' or even implies it?

Because in my version of the post Ace is just calling for VA Republicans to push back against Garrett's bill and let him know that this kind of stuff is Not Helpful to the party at large.

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 12:49 PM (XkotV)

815 "I've never been tested, so I can't answer that question with any kind of confidence. Why don't you treat me like I am retarded and explain in simple terms how some local Virgina yahoo has national implications." The media is Democrat. They can push these memes all day long. You're like some idiot saying "so what if the enemy has air superiority and controls the seas - we should attempt that amphibious invasion anyways!" I know specific people who would vote GOP, try out the brand of small government, except they don't like Christian moralizers becoming the sex police.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 12:49 PM (dZQh7)

816 802 Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 04:45 PM (gXRIG)

With almost no support from the butthurt Militia wing of the GOP in VA and outspent 25-1...

man his fucking views must be toxic he lost by....

a narrower margin than Romney lost IIRC?

http://tinyurl.com/9w9fzam

VAGov 2013

http://tinyurl.com/pc9shcd

VAPotus 2012

GODDAMN I was right.... IMAGINE that....

yeah this was in no way an own goal by the RNC not being able to deduce the DNC was running a fucking ringer in NJ...

no sir-ee-bob

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:49 PM (TE35l)

817
So, tell me again, what did Ken C. do that was wrong?

Besides running the stupidest, silliest, most "smokefilledbackroom" campaign in the Commonwealth since the days of Harry Byrd?
Posted by: Anon a mouse




Which caused him to get crushed in a 47.75% to 45.23% landslide....

Wait.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 12:50 PM (kdS6q)

818 812 Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 04:49 PM (5xmd7)

If nothing else it'll be fun to watch from our Church refugee camps I guess....

"Legalize it ALL!"

Why try to slow down the slide into communist abyss?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:50 PM (TE35l)

819

Anon a mouse:

 

That's all you can say?  He ran a shitty campaign?

 

I'm talking about the sodomy issue.  Where was he wrong on that issue?  Since you're the sodomy freedom expert, I look forward to reading your wisdom.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 12:50 PM (tVTLU)

820 812: "Running as the party of teen sodomy" Wow, thats a strawman that would make the staff of MSNBC blush

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 12:51 PM (3wrJ+)

821 "Again, you fail to acknowledge that whether or not it hurts this bozo, it sure as hell will hurt the state GOP." If anyone's surprised that this sort of "news" is popping up now, be aware that the VA Senate is up for grabs, with the Dem candidates in trouble w/o'bumblecare.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:51 PM (gXRIG)

822

Sorry, Anon.  I was a year too young to vote in that one, but I remember volunteering for Farris' campaign because his office was down the street from my house. 

 

And then, very quickly, I realized that this guy wasn't really the kind of politician I wanted to promote to other people.

Posted by: radar at January 09, 2014 12:51 PM (eNZFc)

823 I've never been tested, so I can't answer that question with any kind of confidence. Why don't you treat me like I am retarded and explain in simple terms how some local Virgina yahoo has national implications.

He's a Republican.
His bill is offensively stupid.
His bill has gotten national attention already.
His bill therefore reflects badly on Republicans nationally.
Us ignoring it does not change any of the above.

Simple enough?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 12:52 PM (SY2Kh)

824 LOOK OUT!!!1!! ACE PULLED A GAT OUT OF HIS MAN JAY JAY!!!!1!!!!

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 09, 2014 12:52 PM (Qev5V)

825 Winning Religious Issue: Obamacare forcing religious groups to fund abortion, etc. (Everyone can understand this is wrong as it impinges on their freedom.) Losing Religious Issue: Let's make some laws against hummers. Oh, sure, just like the income tax was only for the rich, these hummer control laws will only be against what, minors and whores, sure, right. (Religion begins to impinge upon my freedom...)

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 12:52 PM (dZQh7)

826 813 Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 04:49 PM (XkotV)

How did the bill get on the floor to be voted on?

Is the sin bringing the bill(representing his riding)? or is the sin in our not blocking it by procedural order?

I'm at a loss, I am pretty sure this has as much chance of passage as well outlawing Marijuana in CO....


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:53 PM (TE35l)

827 "The media is Democrat. They can push these memes all day long. You're like some idiot saying "so what if the enemy has air superiority and controls the seas - we should attempt that amphibious invasion anyways!" I know specific people who would vote GOP, try out the brand of small government, except they don't like Christian moralizers becoming the sex police. Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 04:49 PM (dZQh7) " I would be opposed to an amphibious invasion under such circumstances. OK, the premise here is that because of the kooky local legislators that exist in ALL states we lose national elections. Am I reading that correctly? These guys do win elections and reelection, so what is the solution? Round them up and gas them? What? How does attacking Garrett advance anything on the national stage?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:53 PM (rsudF)

828 I love this Rule that I never heard of before that we are only allowed to discuss or criticize items of 'national implication" or issues of the state in which we each reside. Otherwise, we are obliged to remain silent and accept the status quo, even if we don't like the status quo. Oddly enough, an awful lot of Non-Kentucky Resident Tea Partiers have pretty strong feelings about Mitch McConnell's re-election... It's an absurd claim, NoCoach, and I'll continue replying to it with mockery. I am not obliged to silently support the status quo in any state or any city. You don't observe this rule; you invent it suddenly to stop me from being all Racist to All Christians.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:53 PM (/FnUH)

829 According to JeffB's description of the region, it sounds like this is the guy they wanted. Most of us might not agree with how far this bill goes, but it sounds like it's what his people have asked for and he is one of them. That's a republic for you.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 12:53 PM (LSJmV)

830 Incidentally, sodomy as defined in law is not the same as sodomy in general use. In general usage, it means dick in ass.
 
In legal usage, however -- Sodomy. Anal or oral intercourse between human beings, or any sexual relations between a human being and an animal, the act of which may be punishable as a criminal offense.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2014 12:54 PM (cHZB7)

831 819 BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 04:51 PM (3wrJ+)

I'd say the circle of "CAST OUT THE EVIL XIANIST!!! NOM NOM" is enough to make Ray Maddow orgasm hard enough to rethink her gender choices...

That's just me though you keep hammerin' that splinter loose.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:54 PM (TE35l)

832 "He's a Republican. His bill is offensively stupid. His bill has gotten national attention already. His bill therefore reflects badly on Republicans nationally. Us ignoring it does not change any of the above. Simple enough? Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 04:52 PM (SY2Kh) " I think the premise is simple minded.

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 12:54 PM (rsudF)

833 Which caused him to get crushed in a 47.75% to 45.23% landslide.... Gee, you're right. It was those stupid voters who elected McAwful. If they weren't so stupid... ("Where was he wrong on that issue?" - Ace covered that at the time. You must be new here)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:55 PM (gXRIG)

834 >>185 I'm quite liking Ace's Libertarian leanings. Posted by: BlueStateRebel me too. he's an excellent writer and can persuade a lot of people libertarianism isn't what the MSM tells them it is.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 12:55 PM (KHo8t)

835 "...Ace is just calling for VA Republicans to push back against Garrett's bill and let him know that this kind of stuff is Not Helpful to the party at large." Absolutely correct. At no time has Ace suggested we round up the Bible Thumpers and use trains to transport them to the ovens (although this is an extremely efficient method). I, for one, agree that our Big Tent include people of strong religious beliefs. However, it may go easier for us at election time if these people stick to issues less controversial.

Posted by: jwest at January 09, 2014 12:55 PM (u2a4R)

836 Good luck running as the party of teen sodomy.

Right.  The party of "throw your 17 year old in prison for having oral sex" has a bright future ahead of it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 12:56 PM (SY2Kh)

837 If nothing else it'll be fun to watch from our Church refugee camps I guess.... "Legalize it ALL!" Why try to slow down the slide into communist abyss? ----- So, unless you get your religious police force checking out bedrooms, its pure communism. OK. Can't wait for you to be rounded up into the progressive concentration camp because we lose election over election because you think that your morals need armed police to enforce them rather than say, good parenting.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 12:56 PM (dZQh7)

838 by the way JeffB and Rockmom are both active campaigners in VA politics but I notice their first-hand accounts and local expertise is simply ignored by many.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:57 PM (/FnUH)

839 827 ace at January 09, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH)

Ace, is there no difference between the GOP's Federal Senate Leader and a state Rep?

Running against the speaker is a long tradition in house races for the oppo party.

The Turtle is ostensibly our minority leader up there in the senate, or as I like to call it Searchlight Stalker's Condom...

Just a  thought.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 12:57 PM (TE35l)

840 Jeff B,pep,radar et al,

Thanks for the responses.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 12:57 PM (5ikDv)

841 >>>man his fucking views must be toxic he lost by....

a narrower margin than Romney lost IIRC?


Yes, in an off-year election with a Democrat in the presidency (two factors which majorly favor Republicans and indeed were thought, in terms of past empirical history, to GUARANTEE a GOP victory in Virginia), with Obamacare unfolding as a massive clusterfuck.  

And running against a thoroughly loathsome scrunt of a Democratic nominee who was actually DISLIKED by a significant number of the people who voted for him.  (No foolin': MacAuliffe won despite his fav/unfavs being underwater...Cuccinelli's socon brand was just that much more unpopular).

Incidentally, Bob McDonnell won in 2009 by nearly twenty fucking percent despite the fact that Obama carried Virginia the year before by a greater margin than he did in 2012.  Which only proves my point that off-year gubernatorial elections in VA are an entirely different beast than Presidential ones.

The fact that it was a closer-than-expected race is attributable to the factors mentioned above.  The fact that it was a loss for the GOP is entirely down to Cuccinelli and the profile he foolishly cultivated after securing the AG position.  The man would have actually made a damn fine governor, IMO, but he was fucked from the jump by the socon positioning he unnecessarily adopted in preparation for his run at the GOP nomination.  He didn't need to do it, he still could've won.  But he miscalculated, in multiple ways, and we're all paying the price now.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 12:57 PM (ewYO6)

842 "kooky local legislators that exist in ALL states" What? Who's the one claiming "all" here? VA, due to a number of factors, has become a touchstone of sorts for national elections - our new Gov, for example, will be pulling an incredible number of proverbial strings in support of his friend, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:58 PM (gXRIG)

843 We should not. Social infractions should be punished by social means -- stigmatization, speeches, opinion columns, sermons in church. The law has a normative value. As they said on The Simpsons: If it is legal, it has to be moral. The problem is that the only social infraction is to hold that there are social infractions. Bizzare sex acts are all spiffy, but thinking it wrong is considered a condemnable taboo. As a society, we benefited from having the freedom to do what we want, but the wisdom/morals not to do it. We all need limits. It used to be that those limits were taught to us as children. For when that failed, society would serve as a check on bad behavior. Government was only rarely necessary. Now-a-days, people increasingly have no internal limits, and society is increasingly validating it. Regardless of whether the government acts as a limiter or not, liberty will be lost. To quote a quote: "Seek freedom and become captive of your desire; seek discipline, and find your liberty."

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2014 12:58 PM (XvHmy)

844 >>Ace, is there no difference between the GOP's Federal Senate Leader and a state Rep? Local issues have a way of going national sometimes. Romneycare.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2014 12:58 PM (g1DWB)

845
Gee, you're right. It was those stupid voters who elected McAwful.
Posted by: Anon a mouse



Or perhaps the Republican Party not adequately helping financially in what's supposed to be a critical swing state?

Or GOP insiders like George Will and Jennifer Rubin endorsing the Libertarian spoiler candidate because *ick* X-tians?



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 12:59 PM (kdS6q)

846 >>>According to JeffB's description of the region, it sounds like this is the guy they wanted. Most of us might not agree with how far this bill goes, but it sounds like it's what his people have asked for and he is one of them. That's a republic for you. yes and when a member of your family is fucking up and, more importantly, fucking up things for the rest of the family, you can choose to do one of two things: 1. Be silent and be an enabler and live with it 2. State your actual opinions, as upsetting as that might be, and stage an intervention I notice that NONE OF THE PEOPLE currently taking a "mind your own business about local VA politics" position ever say "mind your own business about which RINO Kentucky or Indiana nominates for Senator." Odd, that. Apparently only one side is permitted to press its agenda.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 12:59 PM (/FnUH)

847 837 ace, Reality is too much of a kick in the face for many, it seems.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 12:59 PM (gXRIG)

848 837 by the way JeffB and Rockmom are both active campaigners in VA politics but I notice their first-hand accounts and local expertise is simply ignored by many. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 04:57 PM (/FnUH) ****** Well Jeff B. claimed he did phone calls for Cuccinelli yet he would bad mouth him all the time here. He probably shouldn't have done it if his heart wasn't in it. And--Cuccinelli is now Rand Paul's lawyer on the NSA suit. So --odd bed fellows all around.

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 12:59 PM (RJMhd)

849 I was a delegate at the convention last year when they nominated EW "Yoga is the stretch of Satan" Jackson. The Falwell/Robertson/Ferris contingent is strangely powerful in VA. They really really want a way to re-instate sodomy laws so they have invented this "your child will be raped without this law" defense to get sodomy laws back on the books. I dont understand the obsession

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:00 PM (3wrJ+)

850 "827 I love this Rule that I never heard of before that we are only allowed to discuss or criticize items of 'national implication" or issues of the state in which we each reside. Otherwise, we are obliged to remain silent and accept the status quo, even if we don't like the status quo. Oddly enough, an awful lot of Non-Kentucky Resident Tea Partiers have pretty strong feelings about Mitch McConnell's re-election... It's an absurd claim, NoCoach, and I'll continue replying to it with mockery. I am not obliged to silently support the status quo in any state or any city. You don't observe this rule; you invent it suddenly to stop me from being all Racist to All Christians. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH) " I think we need proof that i don't observe this "rule". Listen, rail against sodomy laws all you want, but you only look the fool in attacking this Virginia delegate. If you really believe what some local politician in Virginia does hurts us nationally you're an Eyeore beyond any hope of redemption. He won't be the last local politician to do something you find idiotic, and such local flavor can be found on both sides of the aisle. So what is the ultimate goal here in attacking this? Truly I care not one wit what the Virgina legislature does. And I'm sure there will be dozens more "silly" laws in the next 10 months in the Virgina legislature. So the Fluke what?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 01:00 PM (rsudF)

851 it's not unprecedented. the Birchers had to be run out on a rail. not everything needs to be a law.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 01:02 PM (KHo8t)

852

So, it's radio silence.  No one can come up with one example of what Ken C. did wrong a la the great issue of our time - anal fucking.

 

And Jeff B., exactly how much did the "libertarian" get of the vote?  What happened when McDonnell won his landslide?  Was that gov vote after obamacare passed?  Yeah, I thought so.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:02 PM (tVTLU)

853 836 sexypig at January 09, 2014 04:56 PM (dZQh7)

Yeah, I am telling you if there's one thing my body of work here says it is "Sven is a moral Crusading Biblical Gestapo Backing Fella."

While disliking the law, and the "NOW NOW NOW" totally unprioritized rush to "libertarianize!" every indulgence under the sun while actually FURTHER restricting the you know fucking economy I am now on board with letting the Libertine wing of the GOP go as far as it likes...

well BARRING the expulsion of the SoCons or FiCons....

the great SoCon purge of 20XX ill have me leave the party or continue voting pedal to the fucking floor.

I figure somehwere between the blowjobs(that I have had in VA from my wife) and the pot frito connexion we MIGHT accidentally ARGUE FUCKING ECONOMIC LIBERTY so I can buy some fucking light bulbs of my choice and if inclined BURN FUCKING COAL.

That's just me though you keep on beating those imaginary friend Puritan fucking hordes you see.

Empire of Jeff and I have goatskin fucking leggings and rosaries and baseball bats randomly breaking into houses and vigilante copping guys and gals getting and giving hummers.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:02 PM (TE35l)

854 "What? Who's the one claiming "all" here? VA, due to a number of factors, has become a touchstone of sorts for national elections - our new Gov, for example, will be pulling an incredible number of proverbial strings in support of his friend, Hillary Clinton. Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 04:58 PM (gXRIG) " And I'm saying anyone getting bent out of shape over this is nothing but foolish. You can not stop such local legislatures from being who they are. Why don't we waste our time digging all the stupid legislative proposals from the other 49 states? What's is the DAMN POINT?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 01:03 PM (rsudF)

855 Unbelievable.

I'm sure there will be the usual chorus of:
 "quit using the talking points of the Left",
"don't make this a big deal, it's not, what about Obama and his baby killing", and "if you talk bad about SoCons, I'm leaving the Party and going to help Democrats win to teach you heathens a lesson and show you we run the show"

SoCons should be the one policing these morons, the problem is, many of them secretly like this sort of legislation because they think the purpose of politics is some sort of constant Culture War. 

You can't blame this nonsense on Democrats when Republicans are actually introducing legislation like this.  Sort of like Cuccinelli trying to overturn sodomy laws "for the children'.  Sort of like every Socialist entitlement is "for the children"  It's a smokescreen.  Somehow, child molesters in all 50 states are able to be convicted without these strange, antiquated laws.

This stuff reverberates well beyond the office these idiots occupy.  Make examples of them and end their careers.  They can then follow their passion in some sort of Ministry.

Posted by: McAdams at January 09, 2014 01:04 PM (XU2Z0)

856 "I, for one, agree that our Big Tent include people of strong religious beliefs. However, it may go easier for us at election time if these people stick to issues less controversial." I agree, but the media rigs that game. Wendy Davis, supporter of killing full term babies in dangerous clinics gets asked about her fucking shoes. Meanwhile John Q Republican is doing a rally for tax reform and questions 1-19 are about how he feels about abortions for 12 year olds who are victims of incest. The only solution is to respond to that crap like Breitbart did, but it is not realistic to expect that every single minor politician in every city in the country is going to have that sort of message discipline. In that case, we must never cease our attacks on the media because they are every bit the enemy as the dem politicians.

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 01:04 PM (hFL/3)

857 Listen up: Most voters are dumb and don't really have an opinion on most issues. Because they're uninformed. You Reap the Whirlwind, however, when you take an unpopular position on something that even the stupidest LIV has an opinion on. And yes, even fucking dumb-as-rocks LIVs have an opinion on whether or not blowjobs should be a crime. They have a opinion on that-- that they should not be. They have a further opinion: That people who think that this is a proper concern of the Criminal Code are.... WEIRD. Most voting decisions are not made on the issues. They are made on superficial bases of affiliations, of a feeling of kinship. And all the dummies have an opinion on this "issue" of whether Blowjobs should be a FELONY, and the opinion is that it's WEEEEIRD to want to make a blowjob a felony. So you keep up pushing these fantastical positions that even the LIVs have a strong contrary position on, and you see where that gets you. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 03:40 PM (/FnUH) Ace. I'm not sure if you were responding that I was wrong. I was attempting to explain that your position may have libertarian underpinnings, but my impression was that it is primarily guided by the notion that taking up extremist positions in legislative acts drives more folks away from the party than it brings in. I am in 100% agreement with that position.

Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at January 09, 2014 01:04 PM (sBegS)

858 Or GOP insiders like George Will and Jennifer Rubin endorsing the Libertarian spoiler candidate because *ick* X-tians?

Right.  Jennifer Rubin is the very definition of Republican Kingmaker, her powers legendary.  Voters from across the country hinge on her every word, waiting for her sage advice before daring to cast their ballots.

That the candidate in question ran a shitty campaign and sucked at fundraising must never, ever be mentioned under penalty of blasphemy.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 01:05 PM (SY2Kh)

859 >>>The law has a normative value. As they said on The Simpsons: If it is legal, it has to be moral. Ummm... I think you missed the irony of the statement. >>>Bizzare sex acts are all spiffy, but thinking it wrong is considered a condemnable taboo. Sorry but the culture changes. Yes, you can't parade around your judgmentalism about other people's sexual habits as freely as you once did. This is a fact. You can argue against it all you like but it's a fact. >>>As a society, we benefited from having the freedom to do what we want, but the wisdom/morals not to do it. We all need limits. Yeah, I need limits from myself, my dad, my family and friends. NOT FROM YOU, and not from any other collection of strangers who gets together to vote on how they think I should live my life. How quickly we become enamored of "community-enforced limits on freedom" when it's a conservative Christian and not Michael Bloomberg proposing them! >>>Now-a-days, people increasingly have no internal limits, and society is increasingly validating it. Regardless of whether the government acts as a limiter or not, liberty will be lost. What?! How is liberty lost from an increase in liberty? This makes no sense -- there is a sentence missing. Perhaps you mean that without the correct externally-imposed limits, we will not have the "freedom" to pursue the "right choices," as we'll be 'distracted" by bad choices. Et bon, quoi? That may be true, and yet I concede neither to you or any other man to ACT AS MY FUCKING FATHER and give me a stern and guiding hand (and sometimes a backhand). Tend your own garden, bub. How about assuming that other people, until they prove otherwise, are competent adults deserving of respect and freedom? >>>To quote a quote: "Seek freedom and become captive of your desire; seek discipline, and find your liberty." Yes, notice the word "SEEK" in "Seek discipline," not have The Political Hat and his like-minded morality police impose it upon you.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:05 PM (/FnUH)

860 "The law has a normative value. As they said on The Simpsons: If it is legal, it has to be moral." Many things are legal but not ethical. Cultural issues like sodomy should be determined by the family, not by law. I am not a Christian. I do not believe sodomy is a crime. I do not believe prostitution should be a crime. I will accept religious people saying prostitution is a crime as an acceptable compromise, but when you start with "and teenagers shouldn't engage in oral sex and we need cops breaking down bedroom doors to catch 'em" then you lose me.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:05 PM (dZQh7)

861 840 Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 04:57 PM (ewYO6)

Hey Jeff I know this is hard to wrap your head around....

25-1 spending allows fucking Clinton's Half-Pint jockstrap to set the music....

This was a realtively high turnout middie...

a few more commercials targeted at The Punk ass Clinton bagman's black support may have swung it.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:05 PM (TE35l)

862 >>I dont understand the obsession. Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 05:00 PM (3wrJ+) << One of the excuses judges use to take laws away from legislatures is, arguing the legislatures don't really want to decide the issue.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 01:05 PM (5xmd7)

863

Ace,

 

Not to pop your bubble here, but a DEMOCRAT VA WOMAN state rep years earlier pretty much proposed the same kind of fucking legislation this guy has now, w/o the enhanced sentences on a hooker bust.

 

So, where are the outcries, the handwringing on such a bill??  lol

 

And I still await "the facts" with regard to exactly what did Ken C. do wrong on the anal fucking issue?  Thanks

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:05 PM (tVTLU)

864 Or perhaps ... Or GOP insiders ... Or read what JeffB has (correctly) summarized? "If you really believe what some local politician in Virginia does hurts us nationally you're an Eyeore beyond any hope of redemption. " WTF? Or are you simply not aware of how political machinery works? As I've already pointed out, the VA Senate is up for grabs, and this idiot will be hauled out to drum up the "D" vote across the Commonwealth. Should it go "D", the support they can generate for national issues would surprise most here...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:06 PM (gXRIG)

865 'Yes, notice the word "SEEK" in "Seek discipline," not have The Political Hat and his like-minded morality police impose it upon you.' Its just no fun when you have to convince people that your morals are better...much easier to have a man with a badge and gun watching you have sex.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:06 PM (dZQh7)

866 "yes and when a member of your family is fucking up and, more importantly, fucking up things for the rest of the family, you can choose to do one of two things: 1. Be silent and be an enabler and live with it 2. State your actual opinions, as upsetting as that might be, and stage an intervention I notice that NONE OF THE PEOPLE currently taking a "mind your own business about local VA politics" position ever say "mind your own business about which RINO Kentucky or Indiana nominates for Senator." Odd, that. Apparently only one side is permitted to press its agenda. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 04:59 PM (/FnUH) " Yeah, because carpet bagging pricks are gonna so make a difference. Everybody loves it when out of towners come in and shiite on the carpet. And now your conflating national seats with local delegates. Wonderful...

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 01:07 PM (rsudF)

867 So basically Libertarianism is all about the ID. Replacing Judeo Christian values with what? Or just going the full Europe trip? America wasn't worth coming to--let's go down the road to the Euro Zone pick some daisies along the way and never scan the event horizon to see where we end up. What difference will there be?

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 01:08 PM (RJMhd)

868 >>>SoCons should be the one policing these morons, the problem is, many of them secretly like this sort of legislation because they think the purpose of politics is some sort of constant Culture War. This is my point-- if more well-centered SoCons won't have a quiet word with their more reckless brethren, then who the hell will? Yes, not being a SoCon, I realize I'm not the right person to stage an intervention. I"m a casual acquaintance, rather than a close friend or family member. But the SoCons themselves won't do it-- they argue with me until they're blue in the fact that we must not upset the applecart. They're enabling this. So yes it falls to those outside socon circles to call for the intervention.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:08 PM (/FnUH)

869 No one can come up with one example of what Ken C. did wrong a la the great issue of our time - anal fucking. Ok, for those of limited intellect: He brought it up. Period. Doing so, in the fashion described rather neatly by JeffB, was a fatal campaign error, and by post election data sources this was the key factor (not the only one) in his loss. Got it?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:09 PM (gXRIG)

870 I dont understand the obsession

Without laws to punish sodomy, it's like the government is encouraging the children to go on wild buttsex sprees with their Labrador.  Or something.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 01:09 PM (SY2Kh)

871 861: Okay. but not sure what that has to do with the legislature attempting to re-instate laws already ruled unconstitutional under the guise of "for the children"

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:10 PM (3wrJ+)

872 Yeah, because carpet bagging pricks are gonna so make a difference. Everybody loves it when out of towners come in and shiite on the carpet. And now your conflating national seats with local delegates. Wonderful...

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 05:07 PM (rsudF)


Um are you reading the same blog as the rest of us?

Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 01:10 PM (XkotV)

873 >>>And I'm saying anyone getting bent out of shape over this is nothing but foolish. You can not stop such local legislatures from being who they are. i can't stop obamacare either and yet I spent years railing against it and you never before announced your curious New Rule back then. It only seems to pop into existence, for a nanosecond, like an exotic particle, to tell me that I'm not allowed to Disagree With a Fringe SoCon.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:10 PM (/FnUH)

874 I cannot believe all the people who think that the Democrats don't control the media and can push these memes as far as they want. Don't you people have FB? Have you already forgotten about Akin? Do you really think that THIS TIME your candidates kooky religious beliefs will open everyone's eyes...maybe because he prayed harder than Akin or something? I don't know what would open your eyes...maybe a Jewish candidate who wants to ban all use of eyeglases on Saturday or something.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:11 PM (dZQh7)

875 "What's is the DAMN POINT?" Ok, here it is in simple terms for you: Massive Democrat support in '16 from a place that should not be so supportive.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:11 PM (gXRIG)

876 "Um are you reading the same blog as the rest of us? Posted by: Mætenloch at January 09, 2014 05:10 PM (XkotV) " This isn't the 'Ace Cooking Blog for Fluffers'?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 01:11 PM (rsudF)

877
Right. Jennifer Rubin is the very definition of Republican Kingmaker, her powers legendary. Voters from across the country hinge on her every word, waiting for her sage advice before daring to cast their ballots.
Posted by: Hollowpoint




"Who are the Washington Post's "conservative" columnists?"

"Right! Choose again."

"US States for $400"

"And the answer is: This state has a Sunday Washington Post paid circulation of over 780,000."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 01:12 PM (kdS6q)

878 I notice that NONE OF THE PEOPLE currently taking a "mind your own business about local VA politics" position ever say "mind your own business about which RINO Kentucky or Indiana nominates for Senator."

Odd, that. Apparently only one side is permitted to press its agenda.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 04:59 PM (/FnUH)

 

Federal office vs. state level office. 

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2014 01:12 PM (LI48c)

879 Once the government approves something, it's no longer immoral!

Posted by: Rev. Lovejoy at January 09, 2014 01:12 PM (XvHmy)

880 On Ken Cuccinelli: SoCons want to agitate for this shit stealthily, quietly, but then want us all to pretend they're not doing it when it becomes an issue OUTSIDE of socon circles. It's absurd. Secret's out, guys. Cuccinelli ran on the reinstate-sodomy thing in the primary to win socon votes and, get this, *THE LEFT HEARD ABOUT IT.* Stop this lunatic nonsense that Ken Cuccinelli has a special "That Didn't Count" rule applying to him where he can take positions to win votes but we're all supposed to pretend we didn't notice at general election time. What the fuck? Are we retarded? We're not supposed to notice this? And do you think the Left won't notice if we pretend not to?

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:13 PM (/FnUH)

881 25-1 spending allows fucking Clinton's Half-Pint jockstrap to set the music....

Know who has the primary responsibility for raising campaign funding?  The candidate and his campaign.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 01:13 PM (SY2Kh)

882 >>>It only seems to pop into existence, for a nanosecond, like an exotic particle, to tell me that I'm not allowed to Disagree With a Fringe SoCon. it's the Higgs SoCon particle

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 01:14 PM (KHo8t)

883 869 Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 05:09 PM (SY2Kh)

This is surreal...

we can't beat a party openly allied with and trying to nominate Nambla members to education positions...

Ok you're right I am an extremist.

My bad no sodomy laws, as a matter of fact let's let Penis in Vagina Avenger have a swing at the pinata I am certain she'll do just ducky...

You know why I snapped so bad at that bint?

The left wears their lunatic fringe and I am not saying that even THIS guy is a lunatic like a fucking miner's helmet, they go to parades have pictures taken with men who want to fuck little boys without the force of law to interdict.

You know what set of Americans ought to have unbesmirched access to the political process?

NAMBLA....

I disagree with the guy, were I in the House of Burgesses I would vote, unless the floor fight had a compelling argument against this frippery.  He should perhaps have been confronted prior to submission but I REFUSE to pretend this guy is engaged in some unilateral assault on "freedom" whose moral repulsiveness is not FAR superceded by the left.

Now back to your pin the tail on the idiot xians festivities.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:15 PM (TE35l)

884 I'm sure there are still some Christians who are pro-temperance. Let's bring them back out and run them for office.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:15 PM (dZQh7)

885 Psst, the left heard about The Garret Bill before I spread the world about it: http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2014/01/08/3133011/virginia-sodomy/ it's almost as if they have thousands of people paid to do oppo research on the GOP.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:16 PM (/FnUH)

886 Ace, I'm in agreement that an intervention is in order here, for the name of the bill as a starter. But where is that line that a bill goes too far in policing morality? Who gets to decide that? It's easy to say that the majority feel one way or another, but we live in a society where murdering babies is legal and a large percentage of Americans grow up in a single family home. Any bill that tries to rectify those problems with something as basic as cutting funding and incentives for that lifestyle seems to 'go too far'.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 09, 2014 01:16 PM (LSJmV)

887 880 Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 05:13 PM (SY2Kh)

and the motherfucker to blame is the butthurt asshole who lost his stupid fucking primary not the guy who won...

when your "2d place winner" goes to work for the other team...

sub fucking optimal.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:16 PM (TE35l)

888 It's actually pretty fucking sleezy to push these unconstitutional laws under the guise of "OMG Child Rapists everywhere".

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:16 PM (3wrJ+)

889 >>>it's the Higgs SoCon particle heh.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:16 PM (/FnUH)

890

Anon a mouse:

 

When did he bring it up??  In what context?  What did he say?

 

Thanks

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:16 PM (tVTLU)

891 "i can't stop obamacare either and yet I spent years railing against it and you never before announced your curious New Rule back then. It only seems to pop into existence, for a nanosecond, like an exotic particle, to tell me that I'm not allowed to Disagree With a Fringe SoCon. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 05:10 PM (/FnUH)" I've never felt compelled to talk about it around here before. Interfering with another state's issues is anti-federalism, and it only invites a nationalizing of ALL things. It's bad enough SCOTUS already nationalized this particular issue with Lawrence v. Texas. Why would you want to contribute to that? But setting aside this anti-federalism, what's the point? What does calling for political assassination of this politician do for us? How does wading into local Virginia matters promote the conservative cause?

Posted by: NotCoach at January 09, 2014 01:17 PM (rsudF)

892 Can we all chip in and get ace a b.j. and some ciggies?

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at January 09, 2014 01:17 PM (zDsvJ)

893 Know who has the primary responsibility for raising campaign funding? The candidate and his campaign. SHHHH.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:17 PM (gXRIG)

894 >>>Well Jeff B. claimed he did phone calls for Cuccinelli yet he would bad mouth him all the time here.

He probably shouldn't have done it if his heart wasn't in it.


You misunderstand either me or Cooch's political career.  I worked as a grunt (i.e. door-to-door, phone-banking, etc.) for KC's state senate campaigns in Fairfax County during my young and glorious days as a college kid back in '02 (special election) and '03 (full term).  He had a very different profile back then, as he needed to in order to win in a county that turning as rapidly blue as Fairfax -- socially conservative, to be sure, but he never talked about that stuff to voters.  (And believe me, he talked to voters: his ability to get out there and mix it up on a one-on-one basis was legendary...we joked that he probably did more door-to-door work than any of us on his volunteer staff, and we probably weren't wrong.  Hugely impressive and admirable.  Guy is smart and ridiculously hard-working.)

So my heart was in it, even as a Maryland resident who was basically just living vicariously through the competitive races of a neighboring state (that's MD for you).  Hell, my heart was in it this November -- I would have LOVED to see Cooch beat Terry Mac, not just because I'm a Republican and a conservative, or because Mac is a loathsome sleazebag political fixer with no qualifications, but because the only thing I enjoy more than having Republicans win is watching Democrats lose

But he didn't win.  He was never going to win.  Not in the Virginia of 2013, not with the enemies he needlessly made within the state GOP, not with the socon profile he assiduously cultivated for several years and then foolishly thought he could drop like it never happened once the time came to run for Governor.  And it broke my heart.  He's not a bad guy.  He would have made a fine governor.  But he screwed up, and screwed some people over in the process. 

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 01:19 PM (ewYO6)

895 >Tend your own garden, bub. How about assuming that other people, until they prove otherwise, are competent adults deserving of respect and freedom? < That's rich coming from a guy who applauds the Supreme Court's ruling that sodomy was legalized in 1877 with the ratification of the 14th Amendment, only, nobody noticed for 130 years. If you don't LIKE the consensus encoded into law by I don't know how many generations of Republicans, OK, but that makes you an opponent of people who support the American Way of freedom, liberty, and prison for potheads and child sodomites.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 01:19 PM (5xmd7)

896 He should perhaps have been confronted prior to submission but I REFUSE to pretend this guy is engaged in some unilateral assault on "freedom" whose moral repulsiveness is not FAR superceded by the left.

What's your point?

It's unfair, but the extremism of the left does not get the exposure that extremism of the right does.  Yes, it's a double standard, but it's also reality.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 09, 2014 01:20 PM (SY2Kh)

897 How'd we end up doing on that "trans-vaginal probe" thing?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 09, 2014 01:20 PM (m0h0I)

898 This is my point-- if more well-centered SoCons won't have a quiet word with their more reckless brethren, then who the hell will? Reminds me of Akin, though. Everybody told Akin to get out at the beginning. A few people (the Loesches, specifically) got back on board when the deadlines passed, but Akin only had support from Huckabee and some third-rate pastor. There was no intervention to be made. Look at the amnesty advocates. There's no intervening with them either.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 01:20 PM (T0NGe)

899 Sven10777 is butthurt that life is not fair and the Left gets to have a lunatic fringe and the right doesn't. Hey, life's not fair dude. If we had a fair press, then I'd say having the occasional kook, be he a Christian kook or a goldbug kook would not be a big deal. But that is not the case. Also, I don't get why we need more sodomy laws. Rape if already illegal. So is prostitution. So, you really are planning on arresting and putting 17 years old who did some oral on each other to the jailhouse?

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:20 PM (dZQh7)

900 889: He petitioned the supreme court to re-instate anti-sodomy laws dumbass, under the aforementioned guise of "child rape-a-palooza". Also, Tom Cotton emailed me to say he hates you. His words, not mine.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:21 PM (3wrJ+)

901 >>>How do get that ace was saying this was a mainstream view

I said mainstream Christian not mainstream Conservative. Those two are non-congruent in case you're curious. I didn't say majority Christian either, I said mainstream. Ace kept insisting on Biblical inspiration. And while that may be true to a small extent, there is no place in the Bible where there is an explicit, or even implicit ban on oral sex; Furthermore it seems Song Of Solomon implicitly says it's OK. The *most conservative* of the mainstream views is it's OK but you have to make sure you finish PIV with a cream pie. That's the *MOST* you can blame on Christianity. Anything beyond that is definitely off the reservation.

Yes he's right that he will always get the shut-up contingent that don't want to speak ill of any of ours. But that's true on both sides of the conservative fence. Including those defending Christie. So the manufactured (Because it's in the Bible (it's not)) outrage seems a bit misplaced.

This didn't need to be Socons VS everyone else. But the fight got picked right off the get go.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 01:21 PM (0q2P7)

902 Ignore the poorly written story and read up on the various links, esp to those concerning the specific legislation. http://tinyurl.com/kj5yz3m

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:21 PM (gXRIG)

903

Part of the problem or circumstance of this is the preponderance of mass media and communication.  Everyone knows everything about  everything in the  click of the mouse or remote.  One of the reasons it's so hard  for states to be independent is that now everyone in the nation wants to chime in and tell them they have to stop, for whatever reason.

 

Well that and an  un-Constitutional overreaching of the fed.

 

 

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 01:23 PM (DV/pZ)

904 "Reminds me of Akin, though. Everybody told Akin to get out at the beginning. A few people (the Loesches, specifically) got back on board when the deadlines passed, but Akin only had support from Huckabee and some third-rate pastor" I call BS. I would like to see the vast number of pastors who called up Akin and his pastor and told him he was hurting the cause. They might just go silent, etc., but they will not turn on "their own." Admirable in many instances, but not that one. I guess they would rather lose election after election and enjoy fabian socialism than not be able to espouse public opinions on how OTHER people should have sex.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:23 PM (dZQh7)

905 >>>And Jeff B., exactly how much did the "libertarian" get of the vote?

If the Libertarian candidate (Robert Sarvis) hadn't been on the ballot in 2013 then MacAuliffe would have won by a larger margin than he did.  People unfamiliar with the state are deluding themselves if they think that Sarvis' vote was mostly or even majority GOP/right-leaning.  It largely came from people disgusted by MacAuliffe (with good reason!) who would either have held their noses and voted for him or otherwise abstained.

It gives me no pleasure to point this out, but it's true.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 01:24 PM (ewYO6)

906 "I worked as a grunt (i.e. door-to-door, phone-banking, etc.) for KC's state senate campaigns in Fairfax County during my young and glorious days as a college kid back in '02 (special election) and '03 (full term)." Well, if you set foot in the Providence District, we probably met...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:24 PM (gXRIG)

907 This is my point-- if more well-centered SoCons won't have a quiet word with their more reckless brethren, then who the hell will?

Yes, not being a SoCon, I realize I'm not the right person to stage an intervention. I"m a casual acquaintance, rather than a close friend or family member.

But the SoCons themselves won't do it-- they argue with me until they're blue in the fact that we must not upset the applecart. They're enabling this.

So yes it falls to those outside socon circles to call for the intervention.

Posted by: ace

I'm exacerbated to the point where I think the sensible wing of the Party needs to just go ahead and have a Civil War and get this over with, because it's going to just keep costing us elections until we deal with it forcefully.

When someone pops up like this, conservatives should treat it like David Duke when he tried to run for office.  If it pisses off some in our camp, fine, leave.  I'd much rather have some freak 1% Theocrat leave than alienate 90% of voters.

If the only thing keeping some in the conservative movement is the idea that politics is the way to bring about Biblical values to the nation, those hopes need to be dashed ASAP.

It might mean we have to carve out a new electorate (I think it's a very small, loud minority) but things are not going to move into the weirdo direction of more laws against sodomy, oral sex, and birth control.

Posted by: McAdams at January 09, 2014 01:24 PM (XU2Z0)

908 887 BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 05:16 PM (3wrJ+)

Yeah yeah it is and we should police that shit...

hey remember when Obama tried to nominate this guy?

Kevin Jennings?

Who now since Reid is in fuck filibuster mode would have been confirmed answering no questions?

http://tinyurl.com/aspmsmc

That real enough?

NAMBLA is not shy about their goals.  That the media is silent about it does not mean it is not there.  I am not saying the "Libertine" GOP is condoning this fucked up democrat excess...

I am saying in pretending like SoCons do not have valid concerns you are again "splinter splitting"

The UK has had quite the scandal of Labour allied celebs engaged in predatory behavior lasting decades.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:25 PM (TE35l)

909

Ace,

 

Holy fucking shit.  THE BILL HAS HAD THE SAME FUCKING NAME SINCE ELEVENTY!!!!

 

Look up Think Progress' opposition research on Ken C.  that's all you need to know and read.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:25 PM (tVTLU)

910 "freedom, liberty, and prison for potheads"

Sounds like a progressive, using terms for the opposite of their meaning.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 01:26 PM (9CBig)

911 Secret's out, guys. Cuccinelli ran on the reinstate-sodomy thing in the primary to win socon votes and, get this, *THE LEFT HEARD ABOUT IT.* This comes down to trust. Even in Lynchburg, are they really crazy about outlawing sodomy? Maybe in principle but in practice, what is being done here is Garrett is saying to his constituents, "I'm like you, I care about what you care about, I see the culture collapsing and I want to do something about it." So while he would really win with having an anti-child-rape law that may be redundant, he makes it an anti-sodomy law with exemptions. It's just the era of Obama. Identity politics.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 01:27 PM (T0NGe)

912
Ignore the poorly written story and read up on the various links, esp to those concerning the specific legislation.
http://tinyurl.com/kj5yz3m
Posted by: Anon a mouse



No doubt many will find the links in this article by Amanda Marcotte at Slate informative and objective.  Especially the ones from MSNBC and Huffpo.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 01:27 PM (kdS6q)

913 I would like to see the vast number of pastors who called up Akin and his pastor and told him he was hurting the cause. They might just go silent, etc., but they will not turn on "their own." I can't prove a negative, but many SoCon political figures went against Akin.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 01:28 PM (T0NGe)

914 887 Yep. We hate it when liberals pull.out "Think of the children!!!!1!!", don't we? FWIW, the story of at least one of the sex offenders who was released due to sodomy law changes is interesting. Apparently this McDonald was a 30+ volunteer firefighter who made a habit of creeping on the 15-17 year old girls who volunteered to answer phones/do office work at the firehouse. They couldn't prosecute him for preying on two 16 year old girls and actually having sex with them (because VA's age of consent Iis 15) but a third 16 yo girl---with whom McDonald did not have sex---testified that he had once suggested that she should give him a bj, which she ddeclined. So they convicted him of enticing a child to commit a felony. It's understandable to want a guy like McDonald to be locked up but---and I feel like a broken record on this---they should do it honestly. If the people of VA feel strongly about protecting 16 year olds from predators, they should make their age of consent something sane like 17 or 18.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 01:28 PM (0BDj9)

915 911, Which part of "concerning the specific legislation" didn't sink in, given the context?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:29 PM (gXRIG)

916 907: Kevin Jennings is one fucked up dude. But there are already laws against molesting and raping children. We dont need to re-instate sodomy laws to fight that. If you want to make the sentences harsher for kiddy diddling I'm all for it. But that can be done without the sodomy bit.

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:29 PM (3wrJ+)

917 >>>Secret's out, guys. Cuccinelli ran on the reinstate-sodomy thing in the primary to win socon votes and, get this, *THE LEFT HEARD ABOUT IT.*
...
>>>And do you think the Left won't notice if we pretend not to?

Anti-Sodomy is a little different than anti-BJ. It is explicitely in the Bible and is widely regarded as sin. Kind of changing the topic there.

THAT SAID NOT I DON'T SUPPORT POLITICIANS THAT HAVE THAT IN THEIR PLATFORM. IT'S NOT A LAW COMPATIBLE WITH A FREE REPUBLIC.

That said. I'm still pro-life, and will likely remain unabashedly so. And I will continue to be anti-gay marriage. So now what?


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 01:29 PM (0q2P7)

918

Ace,

 

You said this:  "Secret's out, guys. Cuccinelli ran on the reinstate-sodomy thing in the primary to win socon votes and, get this, *THE LEFT HEARD ABOUT IT.* "

 

Where?  When?  Do we just now say shit.  You should be able to provide 3 quotes with cites if this is the case.  Lefties would have been all the fuck over this.

 

I've read the cert petition.  Do we understand what the job of AG is?  Not one fucking shred of evidence has been provided by you to support the claim that

 

CUCCINELLI RAN ON THE REINSTATE-SODOMY THING IN THE PRIMARY TO WIN SOCON VOTES.

 

The tea party has nothing to do with anal sex, btw.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:29 PM (tVTLU)

919 "If the only thing keeping some in the conservative movement is the idea that politics is the way to bring about Biblical values to the nation, those hopes need to be dashed ASAP." THIS. I think most SoCons understand that more liberty is the best way for their values, not trying to impose them. (I think this especially has changed as we all realize the progs are more likely to be holding the levers of power.) I think what we are talking about is a tiny group of Theocons as you describe. They probably number about the same as Anarcho-Capitalist libertarians.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:30 PM (dZQh7)

920 >>>but many SoCon political figures went against Akin.

 I did.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 01:30 PM (0q2P7)

921 >>909 "freedom, liberty, and prison for potheads" Sounds like a progressive, using terms for the opposite of their meaning Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 05:26 PM (9CBig)<< Contrary to Libertarian False History, the prison industrial complex did not invent drug laws to further the repression of America by government. The public rolled drugs into the existing framework of blue laws that predate the Revolution. America has never known "liberty" as Libertarians define it. They are literally, un-American.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 01:31 PM (5xmd7)

922 "Kevin Jennings is one fucked up dude. But there are already laws against molesting and raping children. We dont need to re-instate sodomy laws to fight that. If you want to make the sentences harsher for kiddy diddling I'm all for it. But that can be done without the sodomy bit. " Exactly. The fact that they want a different law says something about the true goal.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:31 PM (dZQh7)

923
Which part of "concerning the specific legislation" didn't sink in, given the context?
Posted by: Anon a mouse




One tends to find MSNBC and Huffpo's evaluation of proposed legislation less than compelling.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 01:31 PM (kdS6q)

924 Where? When? Here, let me google that for you... or not. Now you're just being obstinate.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:31 PM (gXRIG)

925

Holy sweet fuck Anon a mouse and Ace:

 

Consider this hard.  You are citing an article written by Amanda fucking Marcotte to "prove" a dem talking point on Ken C.

 

Wow.  Just fucking wow.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:32 PM (tVTLU)

926 898 sexypig at January 09, 2014 05:20 PM (dZQh7)

Yes Sexypig...

When I write:


I disagree with the guy, were I in the House of Burgesses I would vote, unless the floor fight had a compelling argument against this frippery. He should perhaps have been confronted prior to submission but I REFUSE to pretend this guy is engaged in some unilateral assault on "freedom" whose moral repulsiveness is not FAR superceded by the left.


Let me keep 17 year olds from having sex at gunpoint by the police department is PRECISELY what I meant...

You caught me.....

What the fuck are you missing in my rather long, and for the most part cogent point that the hubris in the GOP Libertine faction right now seems to be that if you can just eject those blasted SoCons flocks of people will rush to you since "wow man the GOP REALLY AIN'T GONNA SEND NUNS INTO MY HOME TO KEEP ME AND MY BABE FROM FUCKING MAN..."

is just there hanging....

The 52% could not evidently be calved on ANY point we made on the economy...

now how much of this was our "brilliance" in nominating ObamaCare's Grandpa and how effective our message got through is well "THE WHOLE GODDAMNED POINT" to figuring out what to do.

You want to blow the GOP's right or left foot off before finding a prosthesis that's your call.


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:32 PM (TE35l)

927 "Psst, the left heard about The Garret Bill before I spread the world about it: " The deuce, you say?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:32 PM (gXRIG)

928 >>>those hopes need to be dashed ASAP.

No gay marriage sanctioned by government. No abortion on demand. If we can't agree on those we are going to have a serious problem.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 01:32 PM (0q2P7)

929 If the Libertarian candidate (Robert Sarvis) hadn't been on the ballot in 2013 then MacAuliffe would have won by a larger margin than he did. People unfamiliar with the state are deluding themselves if they think that Sarvis' vote was mostly or even majority GOP/right-leaning. It largely came from people disgusted by MacAuliffe (with good reason!) who would either have held their noses and voted for him or otherwise abstained. You're fooling yourself. Third party candidates almost always serve the purpose of distracting the electorate and preventing them from focusing on the leftward candidate. They can convince even themselves that they "would have voted for McAuliffe" but they wouldn't have. They would have had to make a hard choice. In almost all such cases it's because the media has relentlessly pummeled the rightist candidate and so, even though their sympathies lie in that direction, they're convinced one sin or another of his disqualifies him completely.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 01:32 PM (T0NGe)

930 913: I'd like to see a source on that, because VA's Age of Consent is 18. 15-17 yr olds can only consent to sex with each other. Va Code 18.2-371

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:33 PM (3wrJ+)

931 >>>Consider this hard. You are citing an article written by Amanda fucking Marcotte to "prove" a dem talking point on Ken C. Wow. Just fucking wow. ... What? Are you fucking dumb? I cited Think Progress to dispense with this idiocy that "If we just keep quiet about this then no one else will find out." Yes, you are. Stop talking to me. Go the fuck away if you're going to harass me with such fucking retarded nonsense.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:33 PM (/FnUH)

932 citing an article written by No, I specifically mentioned it due to a number of links, several of which back up to data. It's easier than doing the research which you're so clearly unwilling or unable to do...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:33 PM (gXRIG)

933 "No gay marriage sanctioned by government. No abortion on demand. If we can't agree on those we are going to have a serious problem. " How about "losing Senate seat after Senate seat due to severe Theocon beliefs will never achieve what you want?"

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:34 PM (dZQh7)

934

Bullshit, anon a mouse.  Don't play that fucking game.  You're making an affirmative statement.  You're only fucking citation is to that cunt Amanda Marcotte???

 

I've read it all, including the Think Progress report.   And I think it's fucking shameful that the very intelligent people on here, including Ace, are completely misrepresenting Ken C.'s position on this.

 

If there's some other quote from him which says he can't wait until the homos are considered illegal again and anal sex and BJs are banned for all, I'm waiting on that one.  Please, provide some actual fucking facts to back these statements up.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:34 PM (tVTLU)

935 "You're fooling yourself." Normally, I'd agree, but in this case the polling data (grain of salt and all that, I know) seems to show exactly as JB posts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:36 PM (gXRIG)

936 Jesus Christ I am not saying we need to pass more fucking laws!

I am saying acting like that guy engaged in probably parlor show theatrics for his riding is like nominating Kebin Jennings to set "Safe School" Doctine which involves setting the tine of PSAs across the nation in our schools was a bigger fucking deal.

Again for the love of god..

I disagree with the guy, were I in the House of Burgesses I would
vote, unless the floor fight had a compelling argument against this
frippery. He should perhaps have been confronted prior to submission
but
I REFUSE to pretend this guy is engaged in some unilateral assault on
"freedom" whose moral repulsiveness is not FAR superceded by the left.



If you are gonna argue with imaginary friends at least imagine me a nice back-pack and rocket sled.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:36 PM (TE35l)

937 prescienti, I see you were talking about some other nonsense, not the nonsense I thought you were talking about. I've had, I will not entertain this stupid fucking discussion with you a minute longer. Deny Reality all you like I swear to Christ -- and I WILL blaspheme here -- but the people swearing up and down on a stack of Bibles that no Christian would ever seek to outlaw sodomy are the SAME MOTHERFUCKERS WHO THEMSELVES ARE PUSHING THE OUTLAWING OF SODOMY.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:36 PM (/FnUH)

938 " In almost all such cases it's because the media has relentlessly pummeled the rightist candidate and so, even though their sympathies lie in that direction, they're convinced one sin or another of his disqualifies him completely." And thus we are back at square one. If you are a candidate with personal religious beliefs that are a little extreme, we just ask that you run your own life and family with those, but don't force the rest of us to eat halal or whatever you think is vitally important for your own life. See Rand Paul.

Posted by: sexypig at January 09, 2014 01:36 PM (dZQh7)

939 "Where are these Christians pushing anti-Sodomy laws, huh, huh? HUH?" Ummm... how about fucking YOU?!!! There's one. Are you going to continue to maintain this lunatic position?

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:37 PM (/FnUH)

940
citing an article written by

No, I specifically mentioned it due to a number of links, several of which back up to data.
Posted by: Anon a mouse




There is one link to a CDC study from which Mandy pulls a chart to spin.

Every other link appears to be a left site.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 01:37 PM (kdS6q)

941 "If there's some other quote from him which says he can't wait until the homos are considered illegal again and anal sex and BJs are banned for all" Ok, you've now crossed into the bizzaro world. The links provided have specific references. You, not so much.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:38 PM (gXRIG)

942 Prescient: In your opinion are anti-sodomy laws constitutional?

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:38 PM (3wrJ+)

943 >>>How about "losing Senate seat after Senate seat due to severe Theocon beliefs will never achieve what you want?"

If we can't agree those are allowable goals, I won't join. You don't have to agree personally. But you have to give me room to believe and lobby for those objectives within the movement.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 01:38 PM (0q2P7)

944 Normally, I'd agree, but in this case the polling data (grain of salt and all that, I know) seems to show exactly as JB posts. Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 05:36 PM (gXRIG) Clearly the McAuliffe camp didn't think it would cost them votes. They promoted the libertarian. Look, the voters can convince themselves that they would have chosen McAuliffe but they didn't really consider him. They had another option and they didn't really consider McAuliffe at all.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 01:38 PM (T0NGe)

945

Ace,

 

I'm not talking about "anyone finding out" or even this idiot's legislation.  I am talking about the fact that the statement that Ken C. was on some campaign to re-ban sodomy among consenting adults

 

HAS NO SUPPORT WHATSOEVER IN FACT.  If I am wrong about this, fair enough.

 

But I have read the Marcotte piece, I have read the Think Progress piece on Ken C. (not the one you linked).  There is no fucking evidence in either citation that supports the claim that Ken C is an anti-sodomy among consenting adults in the privacy of their home crusader.

 

None.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:39 PM (tVTLU)

946

Discussion of this is fine.  But I think calling for  "interventions" from people from  out of state is anti-republic.

 

Let VA pass this law if they wish.  In three years we can look at the results, good or bad,  or point-blank ask them, "how's that law working out for you"?   Not having lived there,  I don't know if this is a good law for VA.  Maybe it is.  Maybe it's not.  I let VA decide that.

 

The national consequences?  We deal with them and point out VA is within their rights as a state to do this.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 01:39 PM (DV/pZ)

947 >>This didn't need to be Socons VS everyone else. But the fight got picked right off the get go. By the SoCons. I don't care if someone is a SoCon or a Fiscal Con. If they propose something stupid why does that indict an entire group and why shouldn't we be free to say that it is stupid? We all know that we are fighting not just the left but the media. Anything, and I do mean anything, that can be used by anyone on the right as "evidence" that we are all batshit crazy will be. I'd rather get out in front of it and say that the person proposing something stupid speaks for himself and not me rather than play defense when the Dems attempt to tar all of us with one person's idiocy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2014 01:40 PM (g1DWB)

948 Cuccinelli voting against allowing consensual adult Sodomy http://tinyurl.com/ntvrnye

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:40 PM (3wrJ+)

949 Ken C is an anti-sodomy among consenting adults in the privacy of their home crusader. Move goalposts much? http://www.supremecourt.gov/Search.aspx?FileName=/docketfiles/12-1490.htm

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:41 PM (gXRIG)

950 936 ace at January 09, 2014 05:36 PM (/FnUH)

Yeah?

There's been a massive outcry for sodomy laws here?  I must have missed it, Political Hat did make an intellectual argument that setting limits doesn't mean they are the Taliban but...

Like I said *I* have made my peace, I am okay with everything the Libertine Right could want from "legalize DIS" diversions that does not harm another.

To the MOON!  To the MOON!

That kind of "SoCons(of which I personally try to live as one with comic failure) want Sodomy laws"

Keep it in the age of consent and not in the incest zone and "game on!"

Maybe after 20-45 years we'll get to get some economic liberty passed...

*looks at George Bush signing a light bulb ban*

ohhh

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:41 PM (TE35l)

951 >>>You're fooling yourself. Third party candidates almost always serve the purpose of distracting the electorate and preventing them from focusing on the leftward candidate.

Eh, maybe so, but not in this case.  VA 2013 was a lot more like Oregon in 2000: Bush came within a razor-thin margin (0.4%!) of taking the state from Gore (who held it), but it wasn't because the national GOP brand was suddenly stronger there than at any time either before or afterwards.  Rather, it was because Ralph Nader siphoned off a ton of votes (5%) that would have otherwise gone to Gore. 

Similarly, a two-man ballot test of Cooch v. Mac in 2013 (where Sarvis won a authentically shocking 6.3% of the vote as a third-party candidate) would have almost certainly been more like a 53-47 victory for Mac than the actual 48-45 outcome.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 01:42 PM (ewYO6)

952 929 My bad; you're right. The thing was, when McDonald was convicted, before Lawrence v. Texas, it was a misdemeanor for an adult to have sex with a person age 15-17. So they could prosecute him for the first two girls, but they couldn't send him to prison for as long as they (reasonably) would have liked. I don't know whether VA still treats sex between an adult and a teen aged 15, 16, or 17 as a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 01:42 PM (0BDj9)

953 I wonder what the Talmud says about blowjobs.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 01:43 PM (9CBig)

954 946 JackStraw at January 09, 2014 05:40 PM (g1DWB)

and by caving to the media and never confronting it hard we will defeat it....

while uh it continues aiding the democrats in splinter splitting...which is precisely what Jim "Gacy" Messina was bragging about.

I'd love for the media to have their dental team on speed dial.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:43 PM (TE35l)

955 "looks at George Bush signing a light bulb ban" didn't support that either...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:43 PM (gXRIG)

956 Sigh It's just human nature that we seek to place limits on the actions and freedoms of others. Those who are in denial just aren't being realistic. We ALL have that urge one way of the other. If you are willfully blind to that fact then you won't have the capacity to fight it in yourself.

Posted by: Eton Cox (yes, I need to change my sig) at January 09, 2014 01:43 PM (q177U)

957 prescenti, Google to your heart's content. The fact is, the VA Supreme Court struck anti-sodomy laws, and Ken Cuccinelli, WITHIN HIS DISCRETION, appealed it, arguing we need such laws. Oh I know, he offered the FOR THE CHILDRENZ excuse, and I say, I've never heard THAT one before. The fact that you are eager to believe pleasing partisan tribal fantasies in no way obliges me to do the same. He did this, he did it FOR THE POLITICZ, and he got destroyed on it. That, and his cosponsoring of a law which would ban some birth control pills. You can inhabit whatever fairy-tale world you like but i'm not joining you there.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:44 PM (/FnUH)

958 >>>I'm not talking about "anyone finding out" or even this idiot's legislation. I am talking about the fact that the statement that Ken C. was on some campaign to re-ban sodomy among consenting adults HAS NO SUPPORT WHATSOEVER IN FACT. If I am wrong about this, fair enough. ... yeah you're wrong. Try the Google Machine for once.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:45 PM (/FnUH)

959

Guys,

 

Just calling for a breather here.  But I find it highly disturbing that there is not one piece of evidence, at all, that Ken C. 1) made anti-sodomy-among consenting-adults-in-private even a sliver of a campaign issue; 2) took any action or made any statement that is not wholly defensible and/or was his job.

 

I have read the evidence cited by anon a mouse (a piece by Marcotte, with links).  It does not support that claim in the slightest.

 

Again I ask, why are we so worked up over something that was only made an "issue" by the dem spin machine?

 

And this latest legislation proposed by a VA delegate that forms the basis of Ace's post, is essentially the exact same legislation proposed by a Dem female VA senator almost a decade ago, same caption for the law as well (w/o sentence enhancements for prostitution sodomy).  I guess she was a radical socon as well. 

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 01:45 PM (tVTLU)

960 SFGoth, Well, 'Ol Solomon seemed to approve "I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. 2:3 My beloved is mine, and I am his: he feedeth among the lilies. 2:16 Come ... blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits. 4:16 "Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies." 7:2 "I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate." 8:2"

Posted by: Lauren at January 09, 2014 01:46 PM (hFL/3)

961 >>>There's been a massive outcry for sodomy laws here? I must have missed it, Political Hat did make an intellectual argument that setting limits doesn't mean they are the Taliban but... Like I said *I* have made my peace, I am okay with everything the Libertine Right could want from "legalize DIS" diversions that does not harm another. ... no this is the way you guys do it. You don't argue in favor of the thing, you just argue it's wrong to argue against the thing.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:46 PM (/FnUH)

962 Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 05:39 PM (tVTLU) There are winning issues and losing issues. If you have to say, "This is an anti-sodomy law with exemptions for adults," you lose. If you say, "this is an anti-child-sex law that, by the way, includes anti-sodomy provisions," you win. It's that simple. I know he wants to keep some pervs in prison, but there's also victory in making the judges the villain. He'd be much better off simplifying the VA age of consent laws.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 01:46 PM (T0NGe)

963 You just argue we must stand silently while laws we disapprove of are passed or proposed because to object and express our own views would be "disrespect you" or "pick fights with you."

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:47 PM (/FnUH)

964
I wonder what the Talmud says about blowjobs.
Posted by: SFGoth



http://tinyurl.com/mub7kl5

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 09, 2014 01:47 PM (kdS6q)

965 it may go easier for us at election time if these people stick to issues less controversial Like what? Fiscal Conservatism? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 01:47 PM (mtjSE)

966

I've been thinking about this sort of thing a lot lately.

 

It started when the Left declared that..."Everybody Lies!"...in order to excuse Barky's lies about ObamaCare.

 

If it is true, that 'everybody lies', then the voracity of everything that Man has written is in question.

 

Science, Religious Texts...everything...everything that has been written by Man, could contain lies that thus render them false and useless.

 

The Bible has been traditionally used as something 'sacred' that a person must swear an oath of truthfulness upon.

 

The oath of office, the oath taken in a courtroom...this is done to make a person swear on what is sacred to them, that they will tell the truth and/or faithfully do their duty.

 

Personally, I don't think that "everybody lies".

 

But if a person does not hold the Bible sacred...then their swearing an oath upon it is not something that binds them to that oath.

 

All this path towards 'nothing is sacred' is eroding our premise of Self-Rule.

And it will not end well.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 09, 2014 01:47 PM (1ScqE)

967 I don't think that the soccon stuff, per se, is as big a problem as some here think (and this is coming from an agnostic, Jewish, delta-11-enjoying Libertarian) it's that it comes on the heels of the Republican party wrecking all the good it had finally achieved from 1996-2000 and had nothing to show for it except a President who could not speak in public without people cringing; 2 undeclared wars; exploding spending and new social programs; and a failure to take on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  So basically, when you add the soccon stuff to the crap we've gotten since 2000, then yeah, it is a problem.  That is why the left's attempt to portray Reagan as a soccon (well, not a Soccon) failed -- the stuff that really matters to people when it comes to voting -- the economy stupid -- was improving and doing quite well.  We're not there now.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 01:47 PM (9CBig)

968 951: I believe is still is a misdemeanor, but thats the thing. If they want a larger sentence for statutory just make it a bigger felony. This garret dude should just introduce a bill to do that, and leave sodomy out of it. (although I would follow the model of many other states and extend the close in age exemption if the adult is within 4 years of the minor)

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:48 PM (3wrJ+)

969 I remember, before the Obama administration, when Attorney Generals were supposed to appeal the overturning of laws passed by the electorate.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2014 01:48 PM (DpEwG)

970 >>>d this latest legislation proposed by a VA delegate that forms the basis of Ace's post, is essentially the exact same legislation proposed by a Dem female VA senator almost a decade ago, same caption for the law as well (w/o sentence enhancements for prostitution sodomy). I guess she was a radical socon as well. key words: "A decade ago" Maybe it's time to update and check to see if the landscape is the same way you remember it from 2004.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:48 PM (/FnUH)

971 >>and by caving to the media and never confronting it hard we will defeat it.... In certain areas, I don't want to fight the media. I'm sick of having fights over dumb social issues while the country is burning. I support SoCons in their pro-life fight. Not because I am as hard core on the issue as some but my sympathies lie in that direction. It would be nice if we could find one leading SoCon candidate who could make the case cogently instead of sounding like a fucking loon but I digress. I do not want to fight on some dumbass issue like this one. I don't agree with it and it is a fringe issue at best. Rather save my fights for things that really matter and where we don't start off by sounding like 18th century puritans. How about we focus on the frigging economy, Obamacare and issues where we can actually win?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2014 01:48 PM (g1DWB)

972 "made anti-sodomy-among consenting-adults-in-privateeven a sliver of a campaign issue" Breathe all you want, but the reality remains that as AD, KC reintroduced sodomy legislation and made public support of the same. And yes, the links I provided do support that fact. By doing so, he allowed the opposition to build it as an issue, one that was part of his defeat. If you can't wrap your head around that, well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:49 PM (gXRIG)

973 965...ack....that should be 'veracity'.

Posted by: wheatie at January 09, 2014 01:49 PM (1ScqE)

974 if I disagree with and object to a piece of fringe Christian kinda-theocratic nonsense, I must "hate Christians" and I'm "doing the left's job for them" and bullshit bullshit forever bullshit. Gee I wish I could be a TrueCon, or SoCon, or Christian. Apparently they're the only people capable of pushing for changes to status quo without being accused of a form of "racism" for doing so.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:50 PM (/FnUH)

975 prescient: I just gave you a link to a bill exempting consenting adults from the sodomy law that KC voted against. I'll post again: http://tinyurl.com/ntvrnye

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:50 PM (3wrJ+)

976 927 >>>those hopes need to be dashed ASAP.

No gay marriage sanctioned by government. No abortion on demand. If we can't agree on those we are going to have a serious problem.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches.


The problem is, once you open that door, it seems for many (unfortunately) there's no sensible line to be drawn afterwards.   Once you go down the road of "abortion should be illegal because it's immoral" logical endpoint is no rape exception, certain birth control being outlawed, and then all other sorts of morality laws.

If the social conservative movement were confined to reasonable limits on abortion and marriage being between one man and one woman, I don't think it would spook the electorate, even those that disagree on those points.  But it's not.

I'm against gay marriage, I'll always vote against gay marriage when it comes on the ballot, but I have no doubt that in a few very short years, Republican candidates are not going to be able to run on overturning gay marriage laws and nullifying those unions.  What then?  Do social conservatives start a new party that runs on that platform?

Posted by: McAdams at January 09, 2014 01:50 PM (XU2Z0)

977 Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 05:42 PM (ewYO6) Nader was explicitly to the Left of Gore. I will say that my observation applies to centrist (or an "equal alternative") candidates in US elections.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 09, 2014 01:51 PM (T0NGe)

978 "There are winning issues and losing issues. If you have to say, "This is an anti-sodomy law with exemptions for adults," you lose. If you say, "this is an anti-child-sex law that, by the way, includes anti-sodomy provisions," you win." So can I paraphrase that as "it's up to the candidate and their campaign to present themselves

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:51 PM (gXRIG)

979 I'm amazed there are people who think anti-sodomy and anti-oral-sex laws are a productive use of government resources.

SoCon my ass.  That's a SoStatist.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 09, 2014 01:52 PM (kUgpq)

980 954 Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 05:43 PM (gXRIG)


but wait Jack Straw or some other Moderate Avenger will explain "don't be PISSSED OFF AND RAGING OVER THE MODERATES MODERATEY ACTIONS!"

You get it?

The media wanted that idiocy so they are quiet, so now we get patted on the head....with a 15 pound sledgehammer on the "Chimpy Stagnation!" in 2007.

Your "not supporting" the light bulb ban while laudable sorta speaks to the point and the reason I brought up Dr. NAMBLA Safe School Czar....

In the same sense I am told the media is the media suck it up buttercup, I am telling you Reid just proved that the left will set the agenda using that media bias to justify it.

That is why I, who have seldom brought up NAMBLA brought it up when Reid broke the filibuster and now.

You are going to get a LOT of libertine liberty through "maybe" alienating your "sqaures man" social values voter.

I happen to agree with the case for liberty, BUT you are going to witness the PERVERSE magic capability of the Donks being able to run Keith Richards as a Values Voter candidate if Windy Davis as the most Child Friendly Family Values Gal in Texas is an indicator.

THAT is why I am leery of this little exercise in "purge the heretic XIANIST!"

The Xian is trying to use his power to protect against something(I'll grant is an overreach on his part) he thinks is a threat.

I'd prefer to talk 'em down rather than jettison them into space.

"Sorry"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 01:52 PM (TE35l)

981 in a fashion to appeal to the majority of voters? That actually works... and I have no idea how this got split.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:52 PM (gXRIG)

982 Looks like we're so concerned with (or inspired by) BJs that this thread is still active with 3 or 4 later ones up!  Hell, even the weed threads can't do that.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 01:54 PM (9CBig)

983 >>> prescient: I just gave you a link to a bill exempting consenting adults from the sodomy law that KC voted against. doesn't matter; he knows "The Facts," defined as "the facts which support his already-locked-in conclusion." How many fucking times do we have to have this childish argument that Cuccinelli did not support sodomy laws and did not cosponsor a law which he was WARNED would, by its terms, apply to some birth control? Just because you don't WANT something to be true doesn't mean it's not true.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:54 PM (/FnUH)

984 981, We're going for one thousand here!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:54 PM (gXRIG)

985 >>>f you say, "this is an anti-child-sex law that, by the way, includes anti-sodomy provisions," you win." yes people will be fooled if you just say it's FOR THE CHILDRENZ people are too fucking dumb to realize that you're allowed to limit laws to children only. That'll work. Gee, a lot of people are really scheming hard about how they can keep these very important anti-sodomy laws on the books. But I guess i'm just making this issue up, just creating "strawmen"

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:55 PM (/FnUH)

986 "but wait Jack Straw or some other Moderate Avenger will explain "don't be PISSSED OFF AND RAGING OVER THE MODERATES MODERATEY ACTIONS!" You get it?" No, not in the least.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:56 PM (gXRIG)

987 And I want everyone to know that I will stand up for you to perform oral sex whenever, wherever, and as often as you please.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 09, 2014 01:56 PM (kUgpq)

988 If only socons would set aside their core values and do what's politically correct we wouldn't be having this discussion.

Posted by: Soona at January 09, 2014 01:57 PM (DV/pZ)

989 "f only socons would set aside their core values" So you're saying this, er, idiot represents core values? Good to know.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 01:58 PM (gXRIG)

990 The funny thing is, I voted for KC when I lived in VA. And the over the top WAR ON WOMYNZ charge was retarded. But he did set him self up for the attack. Suggesting otherwise is dumb

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 01:58 PM (3wrJ+)

991 >>but wait Jack Straw or some other Moderate Avenger will explain "don't be PISSSED OFF AND RAGING OVER THE MODERATES MODERATEY ACTIONS!" And this is where I lose any sympathy for your argument. Who the fuck are you to define who is a moderate and who is a conservative? DrewM was one of Christie's biggest supporters around here but he called himself a conservative. I have never supported Christie but I am the moderate? Your opinion ceases to have any value to me when all you do is act like a condescending dick while occupying your fake high ground. Some of you guys think that you get to set the rules. New flash, you don't. And just because I don't agree with you doesn't mean you're the TRUE CONSERVATIVE and I am some establishment scum. Oh and anyone who actually believes El Rushbo's bullshit that True Conservative principles win wherever they are tried is a fucking simpleton. Rush is an entertainer not some deep political philosopher.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2014 01:58 PM (g1DWB)

992 >>>If only socons would set aside their core values and do what's politically correct we wouldn't be having this discussion.

Hey, all I want socons to do is recognize that the rest of us in their coalition won't support law that purport to felonize the private sexual behavior of consenting adults (or, in the present case, parties of equal age). 

If you've got a problem with that, then guess what: we're gonna have to disagree, and strongly so.

Posted by: Jeff B. 2.0 - newly upgraded with fiancee! at January 09, 2014 01:59 PM (ewYO6)

993 >>>If only socons would set aside their core values and do what's politically correct we wouldn't be having this discussion. i guess the rest of us should set aside our own, huh? I guess we shouldn't notice that OUR proposed solution permits you to live your life as you will, whereas your proposed solution would NOT permit others to live as they would...? I guess we should pretend these are equivalent. Because it's super-important to you that your Daddy Government have an official Daddy Position on anal sex.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 01:59 PM (/FnUH)

994 I like what Dashiell Hammett wrote about competition: "Anytime he can rub me out, I deserve rubbing." Libertarians are suckers for the old one-two: Socon: Libertarians support pot for kids! Lib: No! Socon: Libertarians support teen sodomy! Lib: Hey, you can't control that sort of--WAIT! NOOOOOO!

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 01:59 PM (5xmd7)

995 So basically Libertarianism is all about the ID. Posted by: Obama Administration Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 02:00 PM (mtjSE)

996 >>>So you're saying this, er, idiot represents core values? that's the other thing -- I have whiplash between the claims that this DOES represent SoCon core values, and others saying no SoCons would ever dream of such a thing. Again the Yasser Arafat analogy occurs to me. I'm wondering if it's a case of some things only being intended for some audiences, while the rest of us are supposed to pretend we didn't hear it.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:01 PM (/FnUH)

997 993: Thats a very dumb argument

Posted by: BSR (aka Rifle) at January 09, 2014 02:01 PM (3wrJ+)

998 We're going for one thousand here! ---- Like the pot thread. I guess ass and grass are what really fire the morons up.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at January 09, 2014 02:02 PM (0BDj9)

999 good interesting thread. gotta go. fuck off slavers!

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 02:02 PM (KHo8t)

1000 So yes it falls to those outside socon circles to call for the interventionPosted by: ace You had your intervention with Christie regarding his abuse of power yet? Didn't think so.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 02:02 PM (mtjSE)

1001 I just want to be in the 1000 club. Carry on.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Winter Borscht at January 09, 2014 02:03 PM (IXrOn)

1002 997: Hey, don't forget Gas. Nobody rides for free

Posted by: VW Van Bumper Sticker at January 09, 2014 02:03 PM (3wrJ+)

1003 Yay. 1K

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 02:03 PM (gXRIG)

1004 Well, time to retire again...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 09, 2014 02:04 PM (gXRIG)

1005 Okay, I was only still in to get to 1K. Peace out...

Posted by: VW Van Bumper Sticker at January 09, 2014 02:04 PM (3wrJ+)

1006 994 So basically Libertarianism is all about the ID. Posted by: Obama Administration

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Posted by: FITP

That's news to me.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 09, 2014 02:06 PM (9CBig)

1007 I'm not sure this is the proper venue for so-cons to discuss these issues.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 09, 2014 02:08 PM (DpEwG)

1008 987 Soona at January 09, 2014 05:57 PM (DV/pZ)

Yeah and hey don't worry because "laws"...oh?

Oh yeah laws...like the ACA and the Pot laws up in NY....

I mean why the fuck are we even arguing this it is not like legislatures mean shit anyway now right?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:08 PM (TE35l)

1009 I don't think there is a group that won't lie about me to my face. I don't think it exists.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 09, 2014 02:09 PM (qyfb5)

1010 Well people can also travel back in time. When George Bush signed that legislation --law written by both chambers of Congress the year was 2007--by the 110 Congress as part of the Democrat Party's 100 Hour Plan. (oooh scary emergency title.) Al Gore was in full froth, supposed Conservative bloggers were calling skeptics Global Warming --stupid and hinting at their lack of education. And yes--Nancy Pelosi was the House Majority Leader and Robert Byrd was the Senate President Pro Tem. Harry Reid was the Senate Majority leader. Also the phase out was dated backwards--leap forward to--now. Now if Libertarians would only get after that--maybe I want to stick my doink in a light socket.

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 02:10 PM (RJMhd)

1011 >>I guess we shouldn't notice that OUR proposed solution permits you to live your life as you will, whereas your proposed solution would NOT permit others to live as they would...? << Again, you somehow never read your own cites. What part of public sodomy is a private matter?

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 02:10 PM (5xmd7)

1012 I guess they would rather lose election after election and enjoy fabian socialism than not be able to espouse public opinions on how OTHER people should have sex. Posted by: sexypig And I guess you would rather keep losing elections rather than stop spending like a fucking crazy drunkard and starting a war in every corner of the world?

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 02:11 PM (mtjSE)

1013 >>>Again, you somehow never read your own cites. What part of public sodomy is a private matter? for god's sake, childish. Public sex is a misdemeanor under the law, yes, as it always has been. The law seeks to make public *sodomy* a worse felony, because Sodomy Is Bad, Because We Said So, Because We Read It In A Book. No, it's not your job to tell me what sorts of sex are good for me. You ain't my dad. You're not, are you? just checkin' maybe one day...

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:14 PM (/FnUH)

1014 999 FITP at January 09, 2014 06:02 PM (mtjSE)

Oh now...that's where we get the schizoid and must be experienced to be believed"

1) CW Cooke types(ostensibly a right leaning down the middle straight shooter) saying "if this were Rahm you'd be pissed"

yeah no shit imagine that hey its Christie I am pissed do I get the "what a very modern model of the very mobile moderate major general" badge?

2) SE Cupp saying "eh if he did it resign!"

Housepet versus old tigress kitty thanks SE

3) Kurt Schlichter saying (and I agree) fuck him throw him under the bus run as ethical reformers

and the M$M reporting Christie is wildly popular with conservatives and we are defending him

while Politico says "(evil) conservatives are using this as an opportunity to tee off on a moderate they dislike"

But yeah I totally believe that after this internal winnowing of who "is allowed" to be elected in the GOP we will get right on grabbing X% of "really good but scared by*insert icky x* type of GOPers we got to go to the back of the bus"

Yup yup

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:14 PM (TE35l)

1015 that's the other thing -- I have whiplash between the claims that this DOES represent SoCon core values, and others saying no SoCons would ever dream of such a thing.

Again the Yasser Arafat analogy occurs to me. I'm wondering if it's a case of some things only being intended for some audiences, while the rest of us are supposed to pretend we didn't hear it.

Posted by: ace

It's almost like African-Americans in this country, they circle the wagons, even around the idiots, because it's always us vs them.  The end result is T-Shirts with Trayvon Martin on them.

What I don't understand is, is there an epidemic of child molestation cases being lost in criminal court because the victim was sodomized or there was oral sex involved? 

I don't buy it for a minute, it's simply no different than "we need  more food stamps so children won't starve to death" even though there's actually an obesity epidemic among poor children.  It's all about misdirection.


Posted by: McAdams at January 09, 2014 02:15 PM (XU2Z0)

1016 1010 Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 06:10 PM (5xmd7)

Hey man...the moderate wing not attacking the EPA regulatory fiat hyperstate at EPA and Interior and H+HS was just an oversight man...they'll get on THAT liberty later.."

The moderates get a fistful of indulgences to destroy the soundness of this coalition....

they have pissed off Fi-Cons and So-Cons both but because the media hates them least they escape blame....

It's like being 8 years old in a house of drunks again.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:17 PM (TE35l)

1017 For the record, I heartily endorse sex. Just sayin'

Posted by: Big Ol Fat Guy at January 09, 2014 02:17 PM (BpQmM)

1018 >>>. Once you go down the road of "abortion should be illegal because it's immoral" logical endpoint is no rape exception, certain birth control being outlawed, and then all other sorts of morality laws.

Abortion should be illegal because it harms another person that has rights. Just like every other positive law. Bright line, you missed it.

Gay marriage should be not government sanctioned because marriage can only logically exist in a Republic in one of two states. Under the control of government because concerns about human reproduction trump human freedom to associate how they please, Oh BTW as a Republic, said control must be limited conceptually to that design in order to limit intrusion. OR Not under government control whatsoever. Government records name changes, next of kin, but does not recognize anyone as being "married" to anyone else. Let them draft their own marriage contracts privately. No middle ground where any human coupling relationship sexual and non-sexual is potentially the governments interest for regulation and control. If you want the libertarian route the second approach is appropriate.

Third if I can't lobby for these things. My interest drops WAAAAAY down.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 02:17 PM (0q2P7)

1019 1014 McAdams at January 09, 2014 06:15 PM (XU2Z0)

The President of the United States tried to put a NAMBLA type in charge of the literature and guidelines for teaching "safety" and "normalcy" to the public schools and it was only through the efforts of the web and a slice of the GOP that was stopped...

Nambla openly consorts with the media's designated heroes, I can't understand why the crazy Xianists are a little bit nervous about normalcy.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:19 PM (TE35l)

1020 Oh look this just happened today: January 09, 2014, 09:22 am GOP takes last shot at repealing light bulb ban Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-S.C.) on Wednesday proposed legislation to repeal the ban on incandescent light bulbs, just weeks after a a ban on the most common traditional bulbs took effect. [...] Duncan's bill, H.R. 3818, would repeal the entire section of the 2007 ban dealing with energy efficiency standards for bulbs. But GOP leaders have so far given no sign that they would consider the bill in the coming weeks. Rep. Ted Poe (R-Texas) on Wednesday highlighted the problems related to ending the sale of incandescent bulbs, and requiring consumers to buy compact fluorescent bulbs. Poe said the new bulbs are much more expensive and contain mercury, and thus pose possible health risks and must be disposed of very carefully. thehill.com

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 02:19 PM (RJMhd)

1021 >.No, it's not your job to tell me what sorts of sex are good for me. << Sure it is. Where do you think you are, France? As I said, every state regulated sex until 2006. Now here you are saying it's *impossible*? What happens if we roll America back to 2004?

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 02:20 PM (5xmd7)

1022 >>>The law has a normative value. As they said on The Simpsons: If it is legal, it has to be moral. Ummm... I think you missed the irony of the statement. Not so ironic now-a-days. The "if it's good it should be legal; if it is bad is should not" dichotomy is an old one. To a large extent our society has been able to avoid that because social pressures and self-restraint of individual, resulting in the government having a relatively limited reach. >>>Bizzare sex acts are all spiffy, but thinking it wrong is considered a condemnable taboo. Sorry but the culture changes. Yes, you can't parade around your judgmentalism about other people's sexual habits as freely as you once did. This is a fact. You can argue against it all you like but it's a fact. Therein lies the problem: The Left is using "do as thou wilt" as an excuse to destroy social values and replace it with their own. It is a statist, and anti-freedom tool. >>>As a society, we benefited from having the freedom to do what we want, but the wisdom/morals not to do it. We all need limits. Yeah, I need limits from myself, my dad, my family and friends. NOT FROM YOU, and not from any other collection of strangers who gets together to vote on how they think I should live my life. How quickly we become enamored of "community-enforced limits on freedom" when it's a conservative Christian and not Michael Bloomberg proposing them! Yet you are fine with limits that say that those who disagree ought to be socially punished? You above noted that consequences ought to be social in nature, not governmental. All I did was agree with you. Certain behaviors are beneficial, while others are detrimental. A society where detrimental ones are the norm will not last long and liberty will be lost as society evolves to a state that is far less free. Moral norms can't be created by the government; the law can at best be conducive towards them, but can never actually impose them. What we are seeing now is a tiny self-selected Leftist elite consciously imposing their moral views on others. Individuals upholding said beneficial moral norms means that they are free from imposition of society and the state. If not, than society as you have noted, serves as a bulwark of those beneficial moral norms. If recourse to government becomes necessary, then liberty is tenuous, and eventually will be lost if relied upon as the primary bulwark. >>>Now-a-days, people increasingly have no internal limits, and society is increasingly validating it. Regardless of whether the government acts as a limiter or not, liberty will be lost. What?! How is liberty lost from an increase in liberty? Liberty is not simply the lack of government at the moment. Social conditions must be conducive towards it. Without it, it becomes anarchy, and will be replaced with something that provided some type of order. Think of it as a pool: You can't swim however you want unless there is a pool keeping the water in in which you can swim. This makes no sense -- there is a sentence missing. Perhaps you mean that without the correct externally-imposed limits, we will not have the "freedom" to pursue the "right choices," as we'll be 'distracted" by bad choices. It isn't a question of "right" or "wrong." It is a question of social norms are conducive to social conditions where people can be free, or conducive to social conditions that result in dependency, particularly on government. Et bon, quoi? That may be true, and yet I concede neither to you or any other man to ACT AS MY FUCKING FATHER and give me a stern and guiding hand (and sometimes a backhand). Tend your own garden, bub. How about assuming that other people, until they prove otherwise, are competent adults deserving of respect and freedom? I am not advocating the government impose morality. As you have mentioned, there are social consequences. Does society have a right to tell you they disagree with you and as a consequence they will shun you? Do you have a right to tell them to shut up and impose your moral views of what is and is not acceptable? The major problem is that the Left, at its core, it about transforming society and imposing the social equivalent of Intelligent Design on society and thus you. Social norms change, but they are evolutionary where good changes are perpetuated and bad ones are left on the evolutionary dump-heap. The Left want to throw that out and impose their own ideology that has no bearing with reality, and will not - can not - work. >>>To quote a quote: "Seek freedom and become captive of your desire; seek discipline, and find your liberty." Yes, notice the word "SEEK" in "Seek discipline," not have The Political Hat and his like-minded morality police impose it upon you. Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 05:05 PM (/FnUH) If you "become captive of your own desire" then you will suffer from your choices. The problem is when the government comes in an protects and subsidized those bad choices, shielding from any negative view of society. People become dependent on society. That leads to a government that supports that dependencyÂ… and the loss of true freedom. For example, "anything goes" sexual mores have resulted in the destruction of the family, fatherless children, women who replace men with the government as a means of support, feral youths, directionless man-children, &c. All of those things result in the government taking over functions that were previously private, and with the government imposing itself it grows its own power, to be used by those who hold the reigns of power. This destroys liberty. So yes, the government having laws that are supportive of those beneficial mores, and simply reflecting and supporting them (rather than inventing them and imposing them from upon high), may result in a society that is far more free than a government that protects and subsidized those detrimental mores under the guise of "anything goes freedom." The great thing about America was that, more than any other country, beneficial social mores existed while still being able to be tolerant of others. But this has been used in a twisted way to push intolerance of those beneficial social mores. Tolerating people who engage in oral sex or same-sex relations is a good thing, but by condemning those who disagree (while still being tolerant of others rights to do as they wish), the beneficial social mores become not only socially unacceptable, but illegal - any some florists, photographers, and bakers could tell you. Rather than more freedom, we have our taboos moved from dissuading detrimental things to dissuading beneficial things, which will inevitable destroy true freedom. Take, for example, someone getting an education. If they exercise the freedom to not get educated, they will in the end limit their freedom in the real world since anything that requires reading or math skills is closed off to them. If a person gets an education, then those avenues are open to them and they become free to pursue them or not. Some people will have the internal drive to get an education. For those who do not, social norms saying that they should read and perform simple math problems will encourage people, who otherwise would not do so, to gain those skills and benefit themselves and consequently others in society. One of the problems I have with "true libertarians" is the idea that if you arrange society correctly, a utopia or otherwise successful and free society will magically appear. This is the same fallacy that is supported by Rousseau, the Jacobins, and their intellectual decedents descendants including the Progressive movement. This is the social equivalent of Intelligent Design. As Burke noted. Change is fine and good. If there is something unjust, then forcing a change is good. However, destroying everything and replacing it with the musings of some Leftist "intellectual" invited destruction and loss of freedom. Times of liberty are rare throughout history, and can only exist when social mores and folkways are just right. When seeking freedom, be careful that you do not end up helping those who wish to destroy that. Ace, I am agreeing with you that doing stuff like banning oral sex is wrong and stupid. Our differences are more akin to the differences between John Stewart Mill and James FitzJames Stephens.

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 09, 2014 02:20 PM (XvHmy)

1023 1016 Big Ol Fat Guy at January 09, 2014 06:17 PM (BpQmM)

yeah..I've been generally "pro-sex" and hey I had multiple partners before age 18 including a 27 year old woman...

I am absolutely a prude.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:20 PM (TE35l)

1024 "Hello. I'm Roman Polanski, and I'd like you to consider the NEW Republican Party."

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 02:21 PM (5xmd7)

1025 1019 Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 06:19 PM (RJMhd)

I don't understand why it is "last shot" I guess they signed a contract in blood?

This is what makes me wary of the repeal of ObamaCare even with it 48% for outright repeal...

over time the lobbyist who gets their cookie starts buying the moderates on the other side.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:22 PM (TE35l)

1026 >>>Public sex is a misdemeanor under the law, yes, as it always has been.

Why is that exactly? Oh that's right for the Children....

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 02:23 PM (0q2P7)

1027 1021 The Political Hat at January 09, 2014 06:20 PM (XvHmy)

Hat "Liberty" means "do whatever I want" that's why the founders had no sodomy laws, no public executions, no fraud laws and no restrictions on sufferage...

We've lost the argument, now do you understand "to the moon?"

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:24 PM (TE35l)

1028 >>>because Sodomy Is Bad, Because We Said So, Because We Read It In A Book.

Nice flippancy toward 2000 years of philosophy written by folks much smarter than anyone here.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 02:26 PM (0q2P7)

1029

Ace said use the google machine, so I did:

 

After the Sup Ct's ruling on sodomy, in Jan. 2004, the VA House passed a bill which would have changed their "crimes against nature" law to make it explicit that it only applied to such acts committed in public, as it applied to consenting adults.

 

that was approved in the VA House 96-1.  Quite a few dems in that tally.  Must be dem socon taliban dems...

 

When it moved to the Sen., I cannot figure out what happened with this House version.  But apparently it stalled and did not pass the VA Sen., which is described by Think Progress as moderate - so likely dem/RINO controlled.

 

Va Sen. Patsy Ticer introduced a different bill, the provisions of which we only have one quote, provided thanks to Think Progress.  But Ticer's bill had language that stated as follows, amending the Crimes Against Nature (note this crazy dem kept the same title) statute:

 

"shall not apply where all persons are consenting adults who are not in a public place and who are not aiding, abetting, procuring, engaging in or performing any act in furtherance of prostitution"

 

As to the sodomy among consenting adults in private issue:  it appears that the VA House bill is the same as Ticer's bill.  So my guess is that there is something else in Ticer's proposed bill that Ken C. opposed.

 

Perhaps thru some legislative quirk, the rabid socon bill prohibiting anal sex in public never became law, or was blocked by VA Sen dems who wanted broader sodomy protection.

 

But by using Occam's razor (i.e. take the opposite position of A. Marcotte and you are bound to be right) it turns out that lo and behold the smear against Ken C of kicking in the doors to your next swinger's party of consenting adults is totally fucking bullshit.

 

This Crimes Against Nature statute, perhaps by some legislative fluke, but was never adjusted to simply ban public sodomy.  And of course, it was never used ever to prosecute consenting adults, but was connected to a ton of other statutes, one purpose was to get sentence enhancements for child predators.

 

And on that basis, Ken C. defended the statute, as was his job as AG.  GWB's lawyers SUPPORTED THE FUCKING DC HANDGUN BAN, even though they may not have wanted to.  All the way to the Sup Ct.  Discretion much?  Ken C. was worried, rightly so, that a declaration of facial invalidity might let child predators on the loose.  Now did he also think that the religious right might like his stance, sure, I suppose that's a consideration and maybe in his dark heart it was equal to child rapists walking the street.

 

But I prefer to get the fucking facts before I help Kos, Think Progress, and a. Marcotte build the strawman and accuse Ken C of wanting to impose sharia law.  And the facts do not support such a conclusion, not in the least.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 02:27 PM (tVTLU)

1030 1027 MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 09, 2014 06:26 PM (0q2P7)

Well not smarter than Gerg, Gerg gets volcanoes into finished and processed movies.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:27 PM (TE35l)

1031 I don't understand why it is "last shot" I guess they signed a contract in blood? ******* Jeez--good point. Probably because some young J- schooler with Liberal bias escaping wrote the article. (Not sure--but law of averages being what it is the eight ball rolls to yes.)

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 02:28 PM (RJMhd)

1032 1028 prescient11 at January 09, 2014 06:27 PM (tVTLU)

This is why Obama's overreaches are "the new normal" prescient...

people forget...it was their job to enforce and defend the law...like that whole oath thing...

Before MomJeans made fiat the new "breathe"

If the SoCons are somehow a bigger enemy than the media and the left it is a neat place we're in.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:29 PM (TE35l)

1033 Now if Libertarians would only get after that--maybe I want to stick my doink in a light socket. Posted by: Obama Administration you should google reason.com and light bulbs. you'll find hundreds of well written posts of libertarians opposing the light bulb ban. in case you don't know, libertarians are fiscal conservatives.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 02:30 PM (KHo8t)

1034  Libertine FiCons - If you guys will keep your fringe radical kooks from disapproving of my behavior choices we will WINZZZZ again!!!!!


SoCons - um I'm confused. I don't know any of these fringe radical kooks. Why are you pointing at me?

Dems - Gay Marriage - LEGALIZED , Pot - LEGALIZED, DADT - GONE, Obamacare - UP YOUR ASS, Sheila Jackson Lee , Sexualization and homosexual indoctrination of children, NAMBLA , Harry Reid.

Libertine FiCons - Damn SOCONS!

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 02:32 PM (5ikDv)

1035 1032 X at January 09, 2014 06:30 PM (KHo8t)

Sure they are, that's why they threw their Luap Nor fit and in some states cost us seats in 2006 by sitting out or write ins...


because nothing says "Liberty" like Nancy Pelosi.

Look I get it nothing comes in importance before the diversions...it is VITAL as we set up this Mos Eisley Hedonist Anarchy that you prioritize your santa list to alienate a big party of the base.

It is that kind of genius thinking that damn near cost us 2004 and didn't exactly help in 2008.
If SoCons get to shut the fuck up and just vote baby what precisely are you giving up?

Fi-Con firsters have given up well hope, breathing, dreams, critical thinking skills, their self-respect...

What precisely will LIBERTY AVENGER allow to be further down the list of to do items for harmony?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:34 PM (TE35l)

1036 1033 noone, really at January 09, 2014 06:32 PM (5ikDv)

Hey you get it.

You forgot //Luap Nor Kult care of Knott's Berry Farm

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:35 PM (TE35l)

1037 17 trillion national debt , QE to Eternity and what are the "Libertarian " Avengers concerned with?

dick and dope

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 02:36 PM (5ikDv)

1038 1032 Now if Libertarians would only get after that--maybe I want to stick my doink in a light socket. Posted by: Obama Administration you should google reason.com and light bulbs. you'll find hundreds of well written posts of libertarians opposing the light bulb ban. in case you don't know, libertarians are fiscal conservatives. Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 06:30 PM (KHo8t) ******* One small hurdle to be effective you have to get elected to the House for starters. Yes Libertarians are over-represented on the internet I'll grant you that.

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 02:37 PM (RJMhd)

1039 1036 noone, really at January 09, 2014 06:36 PM (5ikDv)

and that is why I have started making the case for "To THE MOON!"

If we're doomed to be fucked we may as well buy the Libertines a great time with our Barry Bucks.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:37 PM (TE35l)

1040 the SoCons don't need to shut up. the SoStatists do.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 02:38 PM (KHo8t)

1041 in case you don't know, libertarians are fiscal conservatives. Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 06:30 PM (KHo8t) ****** Matt Welch could fool a person. Plus Meghan McCardle the Libertarian leaning economist who saw fit to vote for Obama the first time?

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 02:39 PM (RJMhd)

1042 1035 1033 noone, really at January 09, 2014 06:32 PM (5ikDv)

Hey you get it.


Yeah I am preparing for my run for election as Chief Theocrat of my local hive-mind.

I am hoping at some point to attain the post of U.S. Pastor-General .

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 02:39 PM (5ikDv)

1043 "Your first clue should be the "crimes against nature" title. It's an anti-sodomy bill that exempts consenting adults, but does not exempt minors." So now communities cannot pass legislation ( or even propose legislation, in this case ) that deal with our minor children? I think this law; which was supposed to close a loophole used by child predators; is poorly written and goes too far. However, the commenter above seems to have an attitude no different to me than a Liberal opposed to parental consent laws for minor children prior to abortion. The coalition between Libertarians and Socons will not survive a fight over our children's well being.

Posted by: AMinVA at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (KaofE)

1044 1039 the SoCons don't need to shut up. the SoStatists do. Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 06:38 PM (KHo8t) ****** So you think freedom of speech should have some limits? Libertarians are like woman--hard to understand sometimes. Ha!

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (RJMhd)

1045 Noone, VERY well put

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (mtjSE)

1046 Meanwhile, in the real world, Christians, socons, trucons, and Sarah Palin (and her supporters) are not the GOP's main problem, let alone some nearly-anonymous slob in the Virginia lege. They're certainly less of a problem, to the extent they are at all, than "leadership" that has all the fight of that twink in the buffalo-check long-handles, or the putative nominee's senior staff acting exactly like the brats I've had it up to here with in this administration, or senior staff in general who apparently care more about feathering their own nests than winning elections. Just to name a few. If you really want to pretend that Christians/socons/trucons/Palin & Palinistas are doing more damage to the GOP than any or all of the above, and lick your own ice cream cone for being a brave truth-teller to the Bible-thumping, bitter-ender, Caribou-Barbie-supportin' sheeple...well, you might very well think so. I couldn't possibly comment.

Posted by: Rich Fader at January 09, 2014 02:40 PM (pZ0kE)

1047

Sven:

 

I could not agree more.  What troubles me most is the intellectual dishonesty here.

 

I am staunchly opposed to regulating bedroom behaviour between consenting adults.  But at the same time I also know what a smear campaign is and this one reeked of it.

 

And when you get down to the actual facts, there are none.  So why are we the ones up in arms about this?  Why aren't we leading Ken C.'s defense?

 

Ace seems to imply that of course Ken C. was lying when he said it was for the CHILDRENZ, but that has no basis except for conjecture.  Now I'm sure some motivation was to appease/appeal to the religious right by fighting for the statute, sure, but can we at least apply a "rational basis" standard of review before we go killing members of our own party????   Is it our job to impugn horrible motives to our candidates?

 

Not one shred of evidence I have seen indicates that Ken C. ever intended to use the sodomy statute against consenting adults in the privacy of their own home.

 

In fact, I challenge anyone to find such a "prosecution" in the last 50 years.  The Lawrence case was a total fucking setup.  Defendants were actors, the police and prosecutors were the directors, and the Supreme Court the stage.

 

Other than this "fake case", use the google machine folks, and find me one other such case.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 02:41 PM (tVTLU)

1048 1039 the SoCons don't need to shut up. the SoStatists do.

And you, of course, will decide who is who.


Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 02:42 PM (5ikDv)

1049 1039 X at January 09, 2014 06:38 PM (KHo8t)

That's right because "Freedom" well unless you want to you know have a strong military, or uh you know have the Fed or uh...

Champ changing the law to no law is changing the law, and totally unrestricted freedom is not freedom it is license.

I'll ask again since none of the Luap Nor FREEDOM AVENGERS answered...

the founders they didn't have any sodomy laws, no blue laws, no habit of surveillance when warranted?

Ia m a libertairan a small "l" libertarian and weed and other intoxicants...

way down the priority list, Luap Nor Kult empowered the democrats with their butthurt starting in 06 to try to force the SoCons out.

What precisely are YOU willing to reprioritize to forge a coalition Freedom Avenger?

I had to give up Fiscal COnservatism to fight a thankless war a lot of libertarians acted out against almost to the extremes of code pink while watching the economic liberty I cherished drip away....

That is what I ceded....

what does Luap Nor fan cede?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:43 PM (TE35l)

1050 1036 17 trillion national debt , QE to Eternity and what are the "Libertarian " Avengers concerned with? dick and dope Posted by: noone, really at January 09, 2014 06:36 PM (5ikDv) ****** LOL! Dick and Dope I think I saw them open for Gin and Juice

Posted by: Obama Administration at January 09, 2014 02:43 PM (RJMhd)

1051 And you, of course, will decide who is who. Posted by: noone no need. they self identify.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 02:44 PM (KHo8t)

1052

Finally, to summarize, the sodomy warriors here have pointed to Ken C.'s vote on one bill in the VA Sen in 2004 (I am excusing his appeal to the Sup. Ct. b/c that was his job).

 

After Lawrence, 2 versions of bills were going around in VA.  All we know about the VA House version is that it banned sodomy in public.  This is the rabid socon VA House.  That bill passed 96-1.

 

All we know about the VA Sen bill, the one Ken C. voted against in committee, is that it banned sodomy in public.  Hmmmmm.  Perhaps there were other things in that bill.

 

I guess the VA House bill never passed the seante and the VA Sen bill never passed the house, so we were stuck with the old bill that was now unconstitutional per the Sup. Ct.  

Unfortunately, that bill was connected to a lot of other provisions/statutes and if it was struck down in toto Ken C.'s publicly stated motivation was that it could really unleash a lot of child predators that still were prosecuted, or sentences enhanced, under that provision.   That's some real sharia law shit right there.  Wow.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 02:48 PM (tVTLU)

1053 Still haven't heard from Ace about how his intervention with Christie went. I'll bet he gave him hell.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 02:48 PM (mtjSE)

1054 1050 X at January 09, 2014 06:44 PM (KHo8t)

right but you make the judgement call on what to about each....

To a San Francisco Democrat I probably am the Taliban, to a person from Many Louisiana I am psychotic free market hippy, to a New yorker a rube, to a rural Pennsylvanian I am a city slicker...

but Luap Nor cult gets to decide what the SoCon demarcator is...well along with the always happy to lead FREEDOM AVENGER around by the nose Infotainment Media complex....

Like a cow with a ring through its nose.

I'll ask again what do YOU cede?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:49 PM (TE35l)

1055 you guys should check out libertarianism. I'll bet you'll like what you find unless banning sodomy is what you're really passionate about in which case you won't like it cuz minding your own business is kind a thing for libertarians. don't believe what the MSM tells you about them. find out for yourself. reason.com is a good source and it's partially funded by the evil Koch brothers, so it's got that going for it.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 02:50 PM (KHo8t)

1056 So, who's gonna give the media this long-awaited what-for?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 09, 2014 02:53 PM (m0h0I)

1057 1054 X at January 09, 2014 06:50 PM (KHo8t)

You should try Hari Krishna it has as much chance of ever getting done all at once.

What will YOU cede?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (TE35l)

1058 1055 DamnDirtyRINO at January 09, 2014 06:53 PM (m0h0I)

and that is where it all falls apart....


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (TE35l)

1059 1054 And dope. LOTS AND LOTS of dope.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 02:54 PM (mtjSE)

1060 1058 FITP at January 09, 2014 06:54 PM (mtjSE)

and economic freedom.....uh after a few things like....

uh dope and dope

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 02:58 PM (TE35l)

1061 sven, be honest. you don't support people going to jail for MJ. you go on about it on the internet but in real life you didn't turn in your friends. I hope.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:01 PM (KHo8t)

1062 I've known PLENTY of Libertarians and it is ALWAYS about the dope

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 03:02 PM (mtjSE)

1063 What will YOU cede? Posted by: Sven check out libertarianism. It has everything you want unless you have a boner for banning things.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:05 PM (KHo8t)

1064 check out libertarianism see 1061, and then have a bowl for me.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 03:07 PM (mtjSE)

1065 1060 X at January 09, 2014 07:01 PM (KHo8t)

I live on a US military base having been chasing the spouse for going on 17 years now...

*if* there is dope smoking going on in mil housing its subtle, AND oddly I don't inquire.

This is the MOST important fallen liberty there is to pick up is it?

"Ok"

I helped a buddy who is an ATC up north get off the pot, he helped me kick my kicks....

I'll ask again.

1) what will you cede?

2) you never did get around to explaining why *my* former kicks should not be legal

See there's always limits with libertarians because of differing morals the narcissism is they each mentally think THEY draw the line but never speak of the line openly.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:08 PM (TE35l)

1066 check out libertarianism.


Got any real life successful examples of your version of libertarianism that are NOT in a book?

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 03:09 PM (5ikDv)

1067 >>you guys should check out libertarianism. I'll bet you'll like what you find unless banning sodomy is what you're really passionate about in which case you won't like it cuz minding your own business is kind a thing for libertarians.<< Oh and the ban on brothels. And streetwalkers. And drugs. End the tyranny of noise ordinances. Double-parking, I mean who doesn't? Probation for all property crimes, without probation officers. Open borders. That whole war on *impure* food can go too. And the fascist war on loansharking.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 03:10 PM (5xmd7)

1068 >>>2) you never did get around to explaining why *my* former kicks should not be legal what are your former kicks?

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:10 PM (KHo8t)

1069 1065 noone, really at January 09, 2014 07:09 PM (5ikDv)

Well Dr. Paul says....

I still haven't gotten an answer on whether or not the founders of the mythical FREEDOM AVENGER past that we have betrayed had sodomy, blue, or espionage laws....

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:11 PM (TE35l)

1070 1067 X at January 09, 2014 07:10 PM (KHo8t)

Recreational use of amphetamines and depressants without a prescription while a minor.

I was told by the peanut gallery, no man meth is too far and coke is too far one of y'all said pills are bad for you man

well yeah that's why "quit" but I am dying to know why YOUR kicks are the prime issue on the planet and why my former kicks are verboten and how that squares with painting your face blue and yelling FREEEEEDDDDOOOOMMMM!

while trying to deny representation to "So-statists" as a libertarian virtue.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:14 PM (TE35l)

1071 I kind of like watching the libertarians and socons rassle.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 09, 2014 03:16 PM (m0h0I)

1072 I still haven't gotten an answer on whether or not the founders of the mythical FREEDOM AVENGER past that we have betrayed had sodomy, blue, or espionage laws....

Western state Amerindian tribes used peyote and mushrooms...for religious purposes!

What a bunch of Sostatists.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 03:18 PM (5ikDv)

1073 1070 DamnDirtyRINO at January 09, 2014 07:16 PM (m0h0I)

I love it when I am called a so-statist, statist, fascist...

you know me DDR, am I am "Talibanish SoCon?"


Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:19 PM (TE35l)

1074 where's your line sven? between alcohol and MJ unless it's you or someone you know? I assume you didn't turn yourself in.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (KHo8t)

1075 1071 noone, really at January 09, 2014 07:18 PM (5ikDv)

In my "no really the spliff guy is the MORE libertarian!" reset on AmerInds...

I'd accept being put on a rez similar to the Natives if I could get a nice cup of "leave me the fuck be" from the goddamned Pelosi wing.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:20 PM (TE35l)

1076 Of course not, Sven. Far from it. And I say that as someone who hasn't shied away from calling shenanigans on socons in the past.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 09, 2014 03:22 PM (m0h0I)

1077 1073 X at January 09, 2014 07:20 PM (KHo8t)

My line is that that is a freedom that is supposed to be a reward for using economic liberty to create stability.

I don't go around dropping dime I am not a hypocrite.

My line now is as I said "to the MOON!"

Since the Libertines and the Hedonists of both parties want to get the rewards before the chores I am fully in favor of ANYTHING goes for intoxicants.

Your body you call....

I'll even back subsidy though those that have put up with me here these years KNOW how much I hate them.

Ounces, pounds, or tons?

The worse your economic circumstance gets the cheaper I'll sell 'em to you for until finally FREE delivered by the USPS right to your door since FREEEDDDDOOOOMMMM.

I am all in X what are YOU willing to cede since you couldn't be assed to get a sound economy first it must be something else that's big...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:24 PM (TE35l)

1078 1075 DamnDirtyRINO at January 09, 2014 07:22 PM (m0h0I)

Anyway, it's good to see you DDR.

I've missed you around since I took the trip.

I hope all is well.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:25 PM (TE35l)

1079 sven,

Did the shipping container idea ever pan out?

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 09, 2014 03:27 PM (5ikDv)

1080 I am all in X what are YOU willing to cede since you couldn't be assed to get a sound economy first it must be something else that's big... Posted by: Sven Tell me what you want. I most likely already have that position and won't have to cede anything. lower taxes. YES less regulation YES less regulation on RKBA YES smaller government YES repeal Obamacare YES. I'm boycotting it. are you?

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:30 PM (KHo8t)

1081 1079 Al the dope I can smoke. YES.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 03:33 PM (mtjSE)

1082 and you can drink all the booze you want drunky. or teatotal to hearts content prudence. it's really none of my business.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:35 PM (KHo8t)

1083 Abortion on Demand. YES Sex With Minors. Yes. As said earlier, Libertarianism is politics of the ID.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 03:35 PM (mtjSE)

1084 Actually, I don't mind a bowl now and again myself. I'm just not interested in basing my entire political philosophy on it.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 03:37 PM (mtjSE)

1085 1078 noone, really at January 09, 2014 07:27 PM (5ikDv)

YES "sorta"...I am not yet in a position to execute but there is definitely the presence of the materials necessary at a not too prohibitive price point.

When wife settles on a locale and I get the haulin' biz going I will slowly husband my resources towards that goal and eventually I hope generator rental.

I have a plan for interlocking economic activities if I can get it going.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:38 PM (TE35l)

1086 "Not one shred of evidence I have seen indicates that Ken C. ever intended to use the sodomy statute against consenting adults in the privacy of their own home."

Prescient, this argument is absurd.

What you're saying is: it's silly to criticize and object to awful legislation (awful, looking at the letter of the law and its clear implications, awful ways it can legally be enforced), because of course we can and should trust instead the GOOD INTENTIONS, the promises, the words of a POLITICIAN (the spirit of the law in Cucc's heart). Silly to worry about seemingly awful law, when of course can and should trust a politician (one of "ours", after all) who promises the law will be interpreted/ enforced only in a "good" way, not a "bad" way.

(And he can guarantee this how, and for how long? NB a politician with a finite term, vs. legislation apt to remain on the books for decades. I'm sure we can always trust that future AGs will be just as well-intentioned, right? And all of law enforcement, all prosecutors in the state, too. Silly not to trust their good intentions.)

How paranoid of us, to worry about the consequences of the actual letter of a law, upset how it abridges and infringes on individual freedom, when we should know better and trust in the good intentions of a "good guy" ("one of us") like Cucc.

What philistines we are, who look only at the (terrible) letter of a law instead of its (oh so righteous, well-intentioned) spirit, i.e. the good intentions of the politicians who drafted and advocated the law (it's for the children!).

By that logic, all the Dems were correct to bash conservatives who've long opposed Obamacare, the letter of the law itself, when we could and should rely and trust the spirit of Obamacare, Obama's promises and good intentions about what the law means, its motives and intentions, and how it would be interpreted and enforced.

Absurd.

Posted by: lael at January 09, 2014 03:39 PM (yrklk)

1087 Good to see you too, sven. Everything's A-OK here, as I hope things are with you.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at January 09, 2014 03:39 PM (m0h0I)

1088 1079 X at January 09, 2014 07:30 PM (KHo8t)

No no see I contend you took your cookie first as cause and demand piety from it or you seed discord in the caucus champ I didn't say what is Santa's list I said what are you willing to cede for party harmony?

I'll keep waiting.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 03:40 PM (TE35l)

1089 Yes Ace, there clearly is no merit to this kind of law. Well, except for the fact that oral sex is now believed in the medical community to have caused more throat cancer than cigarettes or smokeless tobacco. But who needs that nanny-state stuff? Not my family, which is why I give my daughter a good sized plug of tobacco before she hits the soccer field.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 09, 2014 03:41 PM (BKHpB)

1090 I had to come to this thread to learn that bj's were considered a big no-no by bible thumpers. And I are one. Heh. Ace teaches me something new nearly everyday.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2014 03:49 PM (P6QsQ)

1091 1083 Actually, I don't mind a bowl now and again myself. I'm just not interested in basing my entire political philosophy on it. Posted by: FITP then you obviously don't think people should be jailed for it. libertarianism is not based on pot. it's based on liberty. don't believe what the MSM tells you. find out for yourself.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:51 PM (KHo8t)

1092 what do you want me to cede sven? how can I help you?

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:54 PM (KHo8t)

1093 I know for myself. As I said.....I've known many Libertarians. My biggest problem is the Abortion stance.........just can't square the violation of a fetus' rights to not be murdered in its mother's womb with its mother's right to be a selfish bitch that would murder her baby.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 03:55 PM (mtjSE)

1094 "I most disappointed in that fringe sect of the conservative electorate, the Christians, that constantly battle over non-issues like child sex and homosexuality (two issues that are near and dear to me). On a separate note, I can't figure out why milquetoast Republican presidential candidates can't motivate evangelicals to get out and vote. I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm off to speak to a group of backwoods Southern Baptists in how legalizing pot is great for the country ." Ace

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 09, 2014 03:56 PM (BKHpB)

1095 abortion is one of the most contentious issues among libertarians. there is no consensus. you can be pro choice or pro life and still be libertarian. like I said, find out for yourself.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 03:59 PM (KHo8t)

1096 1091 X at January 09, 2014 07:54 PM (KHo8t)

everybody on this board has surrendered something on their gift list for party harmony...

I have been relatively silent on the spending and our refusal to undo the intrusions on the market...

SoCons have watched their mores lose protection and abortion not get controlled.

What does Luap Nor give?

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 04:01 PM (TE35l)

1097 1089 : grammie winger at January 09, 2014 07:49 PM (P6QsQ)

I've been credited with being the sexual police for not supporting a bill I would never have wrote...

it was an interesting thread ma'am..

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 04:03 PM (TE35l)

1098 Sorry, I didn't say abortion was my "only" problem.....I said it was my "biggest" problem. Also don't think people should be able to take any drug any time they want too......don't believe in sex with minors, don't believe two people of the same gender can possibly be married, etc

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 04:03 PM (mtjSE)

1099 what do you want him to give?

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 04:03 PM (KHo8t)

1100 which libertarians are advocating sex with minors?

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 04:07 PM (KHo8t)

1101 I want him to give up being so fucking naïve that he thinks the Islamo Facists will leave us alone if we just play nice. I'm no Neo Con, but Luap Nor is bug- shit crazy in his foreign policy.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 04:08 PM (mtjSE)

1102 which libertarians are advocating sex with minors Ok, I shouldn't say minors in the sense of children, but many that I know do indeed want to liberalize the age of consent.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 04:10 PM (mtjSE)

1103 It kind of irritates me when someone who doesn't know the Bible and admits to not believing he Bible bases large parts of his argument on "because the bible says " , when it does not. You really might want to consider investigating these types of things, particularly when using them as part of your argument. I am referring to oral sex. The Bible does speak against what is commonly referred to as sodomy. That point is correct.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2014 04:12 PM (P6QsQ)

1104 Ok, I shouldn't say minors in the sense of children, but many that I know do indeed want to liberalize the age of consent. Posted by: FITP I've never seen any advocate that. they do thinks it's ridiculous when a 17 year old is put on a sex offender registry for life for sexting.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 04:17 PM (KHo8t)

1105 You really might want to consider investigating these types of things, particularly when using them as part of your argument. Posted by: grammie winger at January 09, 2014 08:12 PM (P6QsQ) Hide posts from (P6QsQ) Never going to happen.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at January 09, 2014 04:18 PM (qyfb5)

1106

They don't care to know the truth Grammie.

 

That would disabuse them of the boogey man they use to explain why we keep losing.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 04:18 PM (mtjSE)

1107 >>I've never seen any advocate that. they do thinks it's ridiculous when a 17 year old is put on a sex offender registry for life for sexting. Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 08:17 PM (KHo8t)<< Surely you've heard people scoff at the notion of regulation sex between minors.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 04:21 PM (5xmd7)

1108 * regulation of sex

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 04:22 PM (5xmd7)

1109 Also, I notice you skipped all together my points about "any drug, any time" and "gay marriage.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 04:24 PM (mtjSE)

1110 1108 FITP at January 09, 2014 08:24 PM (mtjSE)

My favorite is "dismantle or reduce by 86% the US military"...


yeah we're not at war with a genuine Theocratic Death Cult or anything....

I'm sure they'll just calm right the fuck down like they did when we elected our first closeted Muslim President...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 09, 2014 04:30 PM (TE35l)

1111 some libertarians want any drug anytime, but definitely not a consensus. there does seem to be consensus on MJ. gay marriage is debated, but most support it while at the same time believing the government shouldn't be issuing licenses and benefits to married couples at all.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 04:32 PM (KHo8t)

1112

So.....what you are saying is that the Libertarians can't even agree on a platform?

 

Hell, the GOP at least agrees on a platform......many don't actually "follow" it, but they at least agree to one.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 04:37 PM (mtjSE)

1113 of course not.

You're in favor of laws against sodomy and don't mind people "expressing their traditional beliefs through force of law."

I'm tired of it.

I don't care what the Bible says about sodomy. I certainly don't care what it says about sodomy in the context of making *LAWS* that carry *PRISON SENTENCES.*

You think this is just jake. Fine. But I depart.

Posted by: ace at January 09, 2014 02:56 PM (/FnUHt)

Guess why murder's against the law? 'Cause it's in the Bible. Sorry, but America's entire foundation of what is right and what is wrong is based on the Bible. Judeo-Christian values. And guess what else? There are *LAWS* against murder that carry *PRISON SENTENCES*, too, and it's because of the Bible.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 09, 2014 04:39 PM (KL49F)

1114 there's a difference between Libertarians and libertarians. Libertarians do have a platform. but they can't win anything. many small l libertarians feel influencing the GOP is the best way to achieve the bulk of their goals and are republican voters, but they were sorely pissed at GOP for growing the government so much between 2000 and 2006 and think most GOP politicians small government talk is bullshit, which I can't disagree with. and frankly, their arguments against the socialists are sharper than the conservatives.

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 04:45 PM (KHo8t)

1115 Guess why murder's against the law? 'Cause it's in the Bible. Posted by: Aslan's Girl Murder was legal before the Bible?

Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 04:49 PM (KHo8t)

1116

think most GOP politicians small government talk is bullshit

 

THIS is the real problem.  As I've said before, SoCons were willing to take a back seat before in exhange for incremental work on their issues coupled with Fiscal sanity.  The compact has been broken....SoCons feel "you won't work towards my goals, you've proven yourself irresponsible in financial matters, and you are getting involved in shit you have NO business doing (No Child Left Behaind, Immigration Reform etc).  So WHY in the hell am I turning out to vote for you again?  On top of that, they are blamed for every ill that has befallen a party that they have loyally contributed time and money too and turned out to vote for.

 

I think the GOP is in for a very rude awakening.  I KNOW that I will vote in the primaries (something I never used to do).  And I KNOW that if my guy doesn't win, I will not vote for the R (Lamar Alexander will NEVER get another vote from me...In fact, I may vote Dem.

 

But you can't get anyone here OR in the GOP to listen....You've got nowhere else to go, they say.  Well, yes I do....right here on my couch or to the dark side.  The GOP is pushing some of its most faithful into the corner and daring them to jump.

Posted by: FITP at January 09, 2014 04:55 PM (mtjSE)

1117 mysterious abstraction, you're so hipper than that fuddy duddy absolute

Posted by: line and squiggle at January 09, 2014 04:56 PM (R6JT1)

1118 So I take it Teh Delegate is not big on Teh Gheys?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at January 09, 2014 05:10 PM (uUXp6)

1119 Hippies used to contemplate their navels. You contemplate your dicks.

Posted by: Corona at January 09, 2014 05:19 PM (fh2Y7)

1120 I'm with you, Ace. You're turning into a giant, throbbing, hard-on of liberty. Keep it up.

Posted by: Mr Estrada at January 09, 2014 05:31 PM (5piqN)

1121 Posted by: X at January 09, 2014 08:49 PM (KHo8t)

I was only talking about America's founding, which was AFTER the Bible.

Not sure about all societies before the Bible, but there were plenty of cultures where leaving an unwanted baby to die from "exposure", sacrificing virgins to the gods, cannibalism, etc was most certainly legal and encouraged. There are cultures today where murder is legal (Sharia law).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 09, 2014 05:44 PM (KL49F)

1122 Guess why murder's against the law? 'Cause it's in the Bible. Woohoo, India, murder at will! Thunder Dome in Mumbai. And, since context is a pussy: backdoor-recriminalizaiton-of-sodomy crap Why try to slow down the slide into communist abyss? Suggested that bigger may not be better when it comes But the main thrust from Garrett's supporters desire to stick your nose into Virginian business My wife's cousin is a full-blown, snake-handling, Yep. We hate it when liberals pull.out an official Daddy Position on anal sex.

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker, Waitress, Model, Actress, Wears Prada at January 09, 2014 07:02 PM (GeVLX)

1123 Raising the important questions and disagreeing does not indicate hatred of Christians or being "the enemy". God, Jesus and his teachings are strong enough to stand up to an argument. In fact, show me a Christian that never examines, questions and reflects on their beliefs, and there will be a high likelihood of someone who recites formulas without insight and implementing the heart of the belief. I've found that my understanding of life's big issues could change under perceptions gained from experience. I had all the answers at 18. Why I was a spiritual genius who asked God to remove my pride. Now, answers are shaped by knowledge of my dark side and a healthy form of humility. But I digress-- Paul wrote that " now we see(truth about God) through a dark glass" and reminds his readers that our understanding is often clouded. I've concluded that remaining non-judgmental about the lives of others is a wise practice for Christians. In fact, we are specifically urged to not judge others. What others do in their bedrooms is between the people involved and God.* It is not our job to be the sexual police, especially for non-Christians who naturally view such actions as sheer arrogance. * btw- the Creator of the universe, mankind and All aspects of life would have been responsible for creating sex. It defies logic that God would pursue restricting pleasure in the bedroom. Defining relationships for experiencing it would be another debate; but I've never read any Bibical writing addressing How to make love. It seems to leave the question as "anything goes"

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 09, 2014 07:15 PM (npokn)

1124 lael, Give me a fucking break. This post wasn't about a bad law. It was about a crusade, alleged, for such a bad law. A crusade that exists in only the left's mind and apparently Ace's. But facts and logic are tough, so keep rocking those Amanda Marcotte cites, some of which are to her own fucking articles, cause that's a bastion of rational thought, which is what I thought we were about.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 09, 2014 07:27 PM (l5ZHm)

1125 Trust in God (not big gubermint) that if it's a concern of God's, it will be dealt with... 

There is no 11th Commandment demanding one put their trust in big gubermint to deal with people's minor sins.  

Nor is there a 12th Commandment that allows one to cherry pick some Commandments and ignore others... 

If one feels some devilish perversion that makes it difficult to focus outside of other people's bedrooms -- learn to ignore it.  It's just the devil distracting one from the more important stuff going on. 

The relevant issues of the day are replacing Obamacare and promoting main street jobs through economic liberty (not more big gubermint spending). 

Posted by: Seipherd at January 09, 2014 09:06 PM (AortR)

1126 "A. If any Any person who (i) carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or (ii) carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be is guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B. The provisions of clause (ii) shall not apply where all persons are consenting adults who are not in a public place and who are not committing, attempting to commit, conspiring to commit, aiding, or abetting any act in furtherance of prostitution. " So much for worrying about "in the bedroom"

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 09, 2014 10:09 PM (d6Cvf)

1127 Ace, you are being USED. Email me. It is my bill. PLEASE CALL or email, Tom

Posted by: Tom at January 09, 2014 10:55 PM (UGZV0)

1128 1125 Chris Balz, Curses! Foiled again! We were SOOO close! // Deacon Dave Mather Sub Altern Puritan Bedroom Militia

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2014 02:31 AM (TE35l)

1129 The argument that This law, because > Christian, because > Bible Is as flawed as the argument that This stay, because > Catholic, because > Pope. I am referring to the US News commentary recently published that claimed the reason for Justice Sotomayers stay involving the Little Sisters of the Poor was because she is Catholic, and not because it's how she regarded the law.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2014 04:02 AM (P6QsQ)

1130 "so keep rocking those Amanda Marcotte cites" and ignoring the rest. You're funny. (and not in a good way)

Posted by: anon a mouse at January 10, 2014 04:43 AM (gXRIG)

1131 1126 Ace, you are being USED. Email me. It is my bill. PLEASE CALL or email, Tom Posted by: Tom hey ace, Mr. Weird was on the internet at 3AM and wants you to CALL him.

Posted by: X at January 10, 2014 06:29 AM (KHo8t)

1132 How are we supposed to "police" this ? This is the kind of law that only prosecutors and scolds love. It's he-said, she-said (or otherwise, do we need to go there?) and rarely, if ever, form the basis for charges, but will rather be a "kicker" to throw in on top of domestic violence, rape, etc... ********* Guess why murder's against the law? 'Cause it's in the Bible. ??????? Because it's wrong ? Nah, can't be that.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 10, 2014 09:50 AM (il1Hy)

1133 War on Poverty. War on Drugs. War on Terror. War on Blowjobs ? This word "war," I do not think it means....

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at January 10, 2014 10:04 AM (il1Hy)

1134 McAdams: " I'm exacerbated to the point where I think the sensible wing of the Party needs to just go ahead and have a Civil War and get this over with, because it's going to just keep costing us elections until we deal with it forcefully."

Earlier in the 20th Century, most SoCons were populists, completely on board with government economic intervention, and in the Democratic Party.

They are in the Republican Party because the socialist kicked them out of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 10, 2014 10:08 AM (c6N69)

1135 They are in the Republican Party because the socialist kicked them out of the Democratic Party.

Like you were kicked off this website?

I enjoy how you and your Paultard ilk paint Socons with your superior asshole attitude and giant sweeping kook brush.


Good luck with your next candidate's failure. It will be spectacular.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at January 10, 2014 11:22 AM (5ikDv)

1136 "Earlier in the 20th Century, most SoCons were populists, completely on board with government economic intervention, and in the Democratic Party. They are in the Republican Party because the socialist kicked them out of the Democratic Party. Posted by: Kristophr at January 10, 2014 02:08 PM (c6N69) " Baloney. Up until the 1960s 90% of America was a Santorum social conservative. Where was FDR on gay marriage? Where was Woodrow Wilson on abortion? You're to the left of every sitting President before Nixon. Of course every 20th century socialist looks like a socon to you. So were the Klan, the Communists, the NAACP and the ACLU.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at January 10, 2014 12:21 PM (5xmd7)

1137 "I think the idea is rather that just as the left observes the rule No Enemies to the Left, so should we refrain from knocking allies on the right.
"I don't support this rule. I used to see in the value in it but I no longer do."

I've never liked the "ignore your principles for power" thing either, but serious Ace when was the last time you didn't leap first in line to kick the pills of a Republican for saying something the culture thought was dumb or wrong?
If you ever thought you should stand by Republicans for the sake of unity, you hid it really well.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 10, 2014 01:21 PM (zfY+H)

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