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April 25, 2014

Werewolf + Cop = "Wolfcop"
— Ace

Yeah I don't know about this.

I'm not sure why, but werewolf movies almost never work and almost never make money. You can bring up An American Werewolf in London, sure, but that was, seriously, could it be this long? That was over thirty years ago.

I'll admit that I liked the Jack Nicholson/James Spader werewolf movie Wolf a bit more than I probably should have. (And that was probably because it was less a werewolf movie than a superhero movie.) But almost no one else liked that movie.

And that was... twenty years ago.

And since then, what? They got to be the second-string Monster Boyfriends in the Twilight movies, but they weren't the stars. I think people claimed to be on "Team Jacob" (or whoever) just to be nice and to pretend along that there was some actual conflict in these movies.

They tried to remake The Wolfman, with Benecio Del Toro if I'm remembering right, and all I remember about that movie was terrible CGI and a convoluted plot that I cannot recall at all and then fast forwarding to the climax, because I was bored and figured I should at least see the Bad CGI Finale.

Will "Wolfcop" change all that, and bring a new respect to the overlooked, underappreciated lycanthrope movie?

Answer: No.

Via @MTotenkopf and @rdbrewer4.

They should remake this movie.

I never saw it, but I did see the trailer, and I was always fascinated by "The Werewolf Break," an intermission where they'd allow you to piece together the mystery of who the werewolf was.

Posted by: Ace at 12:30 PM | Comments (279)
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1 I'm in .

Posted by: Michael J. Fox at April 25, 2014 12:31 PM (UD2qu)

2 Roomy new one.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 25, 2014 12:31 PM (ojnk6)

3 I pretty sure there was a wolfman cop show about 10 years ago...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 25, 2014 12:32 PM (ujux6)

4 Wolf Blitzer blows up Keystone XL Wolf Blitzer Keystone Cops?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:32 PM (CMkNk)

5 Wolf Cop Rock

Posted by: Stephen J. Bochco at April 25, 2014 12:32 PM (UD2qu)

6 Meh. Hairy Hulk. Next.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:32 PM (CMkNk)

7 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 25, 2014 12:32 PM (PYAXX)

8 There was a werewolf show on the infant Fox network, before it was 24/7. I believe it had Chuck Connors in it.

That show kicked all form of ass.

Posted by: grognard at April 25, 2014 12:33 PM (/29Nl)

9 Pretty sure the last werewolf movie which didn't suck, at least from a cheese point of view, was Monster Squad, which played with the idea of if a werewolf could be killed by blowing him into chunky salsa.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 12:33 PM (APuJ7)

10 8 There was a werewolf show on the infant Fox network, before it was 24/7. I believe it had Chuck Connors in it. That show kicked all form of ass. Posted by: grognard at April 25, 2014 04:33 PM (/29Nl) I heard a story that Chuck Connors fucked Don Rickles. Where's MP-4?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:34 PM (CMkNk)

11 Does the werewolf sing too? Because then it would be Werewolf Rock Cop as extra added awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 25, 2014 12:34 PM (mf5HN)

12 /Godzilla roar!

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:34 PM (DxThd)

13 1-Pina Colada 2 -Trader Vic's Some assembly required.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:34 PM (CMkNk)

14 There, Wolfcop. There, Castle.

Posted by: Igor at April 25, 2014 12:34 PM (UD2qu)

15 Dirty Hairy

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 25, 2014 12:35 PM (IlmuV)

16 He'll rip your lungs out Jim & he's looking for James Taylor

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 12:35 PM (HVff2)

17 13 1-Pina Colada 2 -Trader Vic's Some assembly required. --- His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at April 25, 2014 12:35 PM (APuJ7)

18 Teen Wolf is pretty much the only good werewolf movie ever.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2014 12:35 PM (ZPrif)

19 "There, Wolfcop. There, Castle. Posted by: Igor" I thought you wanted to talk that way?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (gOoFi)

20 I believe our friend, Daniel Knauf, has a Wolf project in the make.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (8c12T)

21 Good werewolf stories fall into one of three varieties- 1- Whodunnit (who is it?) 2- Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hyde 3- What's the monster (in which case, the monster being a werewolf is more or less what we in software development call "an implementation detail.") Few werewolf movies have tried to do any of these (and, yes, Hairy Hulk is different) in a long time, and the few that have were terribly written and relied far too much on CGI.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (PYAXX)

22 Teen Wolf is pretty much the only good werewolf movie ever.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 25, 2014 04:35 PM (ZPrif)

Except for the stupid wolf dance they did. That was so stupid.

The dad going all wolf at the end to protect his boy was kick ass.

Posted by: grognard at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (/29Nl)

23 They are pretenders to the throne that will always be occupied by Manimal.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (+lsX1)

24 Somewhere, the ghost of the late great Billy Van is about to initiate a lawsuit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoIN0XlALDA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (CMkNk)

25 Teen Wolf Too included some thoughtful commentary on the high stakes world of high school boxing.

Posted by: Boomslang Joe at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (nsg2T)

26 Does he glitter in the daylight?

Posted by: breathless tween girls worldwide [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (5ikDv)

27 I did like it when Jack Nicholson peed on his rival's shoe to mark him.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 25, 2014 12:36 PM (l3vZN)

28 What?! The Beast Must Die is pure 70s perfection - zoom shots, hang-glider lapels, groove-a-delic country house and all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2014 12:37 PM (QBm1P)

29 Also, Brotherhood of the Wolf... Really, terribly sucked. Which is too bad, because it *could* have been awesome. Instead, they made it so dense and "artsy" that it became too hard to follow.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 25, 2014 12:37 PM (PYAXX)

30 I'll admit that I liked the Jack Nicholson/James Spader werewolf movie Wolf a bit more than I probably should have. (And that was probably because it was less a werewolf movie than a superhero movie.) But almost no one else liked that movie. Bite me.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 12:37 PM (fsLdt)

31 Yeah, he's making a Wolfman series.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 12:37 PM (8c12T)

32 Another rip-off of a Terry Pratchett concept. Sergeant Angua is a werewolf in the Discworld books.

Posted by: truth fairy at April 25, 2014 12:37 PM (ue2Nm)

33 Speaking of wolf man, time to feed the kittehs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:38 PM (CMkNk)

34 Lou Garou?

Seriously?

And the last good werewolf flick was Dog Soldiers. Period.

Posted by: B at April 25, 2014 12:38 PM (Pson9)

35 Nothing tops a good fight with skeletons.

Posted by: Sinbad at April 25, 2014 12:38 PM (Nc8uv)

36 Needs more Kate beckinsale in skin tight leather.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 25, 2014 12:38 PM (z/Ubi)

37 And the last good werewolf flick was Dog Soldiers. Period. --- Still need to watch that... It looks good but isn't exactly something I can watch with my kids.

Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at April 25, 2014 12:39 PM (APuJ7)

38 Werewolves? Oh, now THIS is obligatory. On one otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window. Now, I didn't just wake up that morning and decide that I was going to kill my boss with my bare hands. It really was much more complicated than that. In my life up to that point I would never have even considered something that sounded so crazy. I was just a normal guy, a working stiff. Heck, I was an accountant. It doesn't get much more mundane than that. That one screwed-up event changed my life. Little did I realize that turning my boss into sidewalk pizza would have so many bizarre consequences. Well, technically, he did not actually hit the sidewalk. He landed on the roof of a double-parked Lincoln Navigator, but I digress. My name is Owen Zastava Pitt and this is my story. Monster Hunter International, Chapter 1 http://tinyurl.com/mext4vu

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 12:39 PM (TIIx5)

39 Underworld was enjoyable.

Posted by: AMDG at April 25, 2014 12:39 PM (eFytx)

40 Off, off, damned sock. Send lawyers, guns, and money cause the shit has hit the fan.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 12:39 PM (APuJ7)

41 There was the Underworld Series that featured Werewolves pretty prominently.

On TV, you have "Being Human" that did fairly well, also a Vampire vs/with Werewolf thing. "Hemlock Grove" went with more subtlety, but still with Vampires vs/with Werewolves. It was great, and did quite well for a Netflix release.

Posted by: mrShad at April 25, 2014 12:39 PM (C5V36)

42 Needs more Kate beckinsale in skin tight leather. Posted by: Buzzion at April 25, 2014 04:38 PM (z/Ubi) In general, most things would be improved with more Kate Beckinsale in skintight leather.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 25, 2014 12:39 PM (PYAXX)

43 Maybe, Wolfsenator, or Wolfhouserep.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 25, 2014 12:39 PM (A98Xu)

44 >>> They should remake this movie. In the sidebar of that movie trailer is a clip for some movie called "Spider Baby." DO. NOT. WANT. Whose idiotic idea was it to greenlight that film. And Direwolves are currently popular, but I guess they don't really count. How did the new Teen Wolf show do? Is it still even on?

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 12:39 PM (yRwC8)

45 Do you think a wolfcop would be more or less likely to shoot your dog? A lot of people probably think a wolfman cop would by sympathetic to the plight of the dog but, in nature, wolfmen often eat domesticated dogs. So I'm going with more likely to shoot your dog.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 25, 2014 12:40 PM (+lsX1)

46 37 It looks good but isn't exactly something I can watch with my kids.----- Kids are overrated

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 12:40 PM (HVff2)

47 Needs more Kate beckinsale in skin tight leather. Rise of the ~~Lichens~~ Something

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 12:40 PM (UD2qu)

48 13 1-Pina Colada 2 -Trader Vic's Some assembly required. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 04:34 PM (CMkNk) -------------- His hair was perfect. Nyyyiiit!

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 25, 2014 12:40 PM (AiYlm)

49 There was a werewolf show on the infant Fox network, before it was 24/7. I believe it had Chuck Connors in it. That show kicked all form of ass. Posted by: grognard at April 25, 2014 04:33 PM (/29Nl) Yup. Werewolf. Apparently it's never come out on dvd since there were issues with rights.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 25, 2014 12:40 PM (mf5HN)

50 Ace, I normally would defer to your usually unerring judgement in all matter cinematic but you are missing the boat on WOLFCOP. This shit looks to be all kinds of awesome. Throw in some cell-sex ala Chained Heat but with w bestiality twist? Count me in......

Posted by: Alamo at April 25, 2014 12:40 PM (C0alm)

51 38 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 04:39 PM (TIIx5) I was JUST thinking of this scene. Surely somebody is trying to make this into a movie.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2014 12:41 PM (QBm1P)

52 American Werewolf in London was way ahead of its time and really a classic.

But we've got movies like Underworld to take care of that fetish nowadays. This stuff seems droll and boorish.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2014 12:41 PM (amBbh)

53 The lycans from Underworld were badass. To bad the only good movie was the first one.

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 25, 2014 12:41 PM (IlmuV)

54 Wolfcop will outgross It's Pat.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 12:41 PM (fsLdt)

55 And the last good werewolf flick was Dog Soldiers. Period. --- Still need to watch that... It looks good but isn't exactly something I can watch with my kids. Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at April 25, 2014 04:39 PM (APuJ7) Great fun. One of the best parts is trying to figure out all of the intentional film references. There are a LOT of them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 12:41 PM (TIIx5)

56 The last critically acclaimed werewolf TV show was probably Roseanne.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2014 12:41 PM (5UteM)

57 40 Off, off, damned sock. Send lawyers, guns, and money cause the shit has hit the fan. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 04:39 PM (APuJ7) And it took Sinbad 7 voyages to see it was all a ruse.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 12:42 PM (HVff2)

58 They've stolen my show idea! Werecopera.
Bastards.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 25, 2014 12:42 PM (gDHxV)

59 Bill Clinton as a ravening were-monkey. Working title: "The Monkey Howls at Midnight." There you go.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 25, 2014 12:42 PM (AiYlm)

60 Lou Garou seems like a wonderful policeman. sleeps with women while workingÂ….check leaves her without saying goodbye to the dead bodyÂ…check vomits in her yardÂ….check runs into a signÂ…check driving all over the icy road in an irresponsible mannerÂ…check Didn't they just remake a movie about Detroit cops?

Posted by: Seems legit at April 25, 2014 12:42 PM (A98Xu)

61 Needs more Kate beckinsale in skin tight leather. Rise of the Lichens Something Rise of the pup tent.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 12:42 PM (fRiZb)

62 Also, Brotherhood of the Wolf...

Really, terribly sucked. Which is too bad, because it *could* have been awesome. Instead, they made it so dense and "artsy" that it became too hard to follow.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 25, 2014 04:37 PM (PYAXX)

they cut Brotherhood of the Wolf to shit for the US release (the original release from Canada is much better).

Last two good werewolf movies was the Ginger Snaps series and Dog Soldiers

Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2014 12:42 PM (bStrg)

63 Lou Garou? One of the best JONNY QUESTs was the one about the werewolf. I was running around the house for days yelling, "Loot Garoo!, Loot Garoo!"

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:43 PM (DxThd)

64 A Detroit cop.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 25, 2014 12:43 PM (A98Xu)

65 Isn't Roseann the Westminster kennel show?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 12:43 PM (HVff2)

66 Always loved that bit in the Abbott & Costello flick where Lon Chaney is trying to convince Lou he's a werewolf: Lon: "You don't understand. At the stroke of midnight, I'll turn into a wolf! Costello: Yeah, you and about 20 million other guys...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:43 PM (CMkNk)

67 It's just like slavery to say a gay man can't give blood! Who cares if a few people die? Giving blood is a civil right! The obvious solution is to require every man to have sex with another man. That way the Red Cross will treat everyone the same. I mean, it's now racist if a white person doesn't date a minority at some point. So if you don't have sex with a man then you're a racist too! Also, War on Women!

Posted by: Samantha, Unemployed "Teacher" Ready to Lead the World If Only It Would Let Her at April 25, 2014 12:43 PM (yhJhK)

68 It looks good but isn't exactly something I can watch with my kids.
***

Not unless you want them to come out from under the bed in a couple of years time. :-)

Some trivia: Kevin McKidd who has a role in Dog Soldiers was the voice for "Soap" McTavish in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series.

Posted by: B at April 25, 2014 12:43 PM (Pson9)

69 Needs more Kate beckinsale in skin tight leather. Rise of the Lichens Something Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 04:40 PM (UD2qu) Caring. Giver. http://youtu.be/FmyKLvOhfNw

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 25, 2014 12:44 PM (mf5HN)

70 Lou Garou is a stupid name. Worse than Alucard, even.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:44 PM (DxThd)

71 I'd prefer a police procedural with the Geico cavemen.

Posted by: X at April 25, 2014 12:44 PM (KHo8t)

72 American Werewolf in London was the best IMHO.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 12:44 PM (fsLdt)

73 I believe it's Lupe Garou. N'est pas?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:44 PM (CMkNk)

74 Monster Hunter International, Chapter 1 http://tinyurl.com/mext4vu Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 04:39 PM (TIIx5) Got to meet Larry Correia last week! And by "meet" I mean talk to for like a minute. But he was awesome. Planed on reading his books anyway, but now with all the Hugo Hate I definitely am.

Posted by: LizLem at April 25, 2014 12:45 PM (yRwC8)

75 "The Howling" transformation scene is a horror classic. Can't remember much else about the movie, but that was terrifying when I saw it for the first time.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2014 12:45 PM (ZshNr)

76 How could anyone improve upon the Beast Must Die? Great cast - completely a product of its time. A true golden turkey. I mean, Blofeld, Dumbledore and Dracula in the same movie? I haven't seen it for maybe 30 years though, and sure don't remember a werewolf break. No, the bong had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 25, 2014 12:45 PM (pgQxn)

77 Quntin Collins as second fiddle to Barnabas. And he was, by all reports, a hottie.

I did like the cop's name here - Lou Gallou. Heh.

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at April 25, 2014 12:45 PM (i0rVe)

78 As if the cops aren't weaponized enough. Me, I'm so jaded I just liked the fact that they showed a guy drinking while driving a car. He probably wasn't *gasp* wearing a seatbelt!

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 12:45 PM (1UzRc)

79 I was JUST thinking of this scene. Surely somebody is trying to make this into a movie. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2014 04:41 PM (QBm1P) The folks that make The Walking Dead bought the rights from Correia a few years back. Supposedly a miniseries is in development, but no one really expects it to happen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 12:45 PM (TIIx5)

80 This movie is a total ripoff of The Shaggy D.A. including the part where Fred McMurray screws the whores in the holding cell.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 25, 2014 12:46 PM (+lsX1)

81 68 It looks good but isn't exactly something I can watch with my kids. *** Not unless you want them to come out from under the bed in a couple of years time. :-) --- Labyrinth and Iron Man 3 scared the crap out of the youngest daughter. My son, though? No problem with Game Of Thrones. Of course, he's about 16 months old.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 12:46 PM (APuJ7)

82 There was a good scene in Del Toro's version of the Wolfman...at least it was good in the theatre when my friends and I started yelling "RUN EGGHEADS RUN" when he popped fur in the observation hall. I remember the crowd laughing more then I remember the rest of the movie...and that nobody told us to shut up, the movie was that bad

Posted by: just passin by at April 25, 2014 12:46 PM (A9KzJ)

83 Wolfcop had no choice but to tear that man's face off because he feared for his life

Posted by: Sheriff at April 25, 2014 12:46 PM (aTXUx)

84 Greetings: "Wolfen", anybody ??? PBS showed a program about "coywolves" a while back.

Posted by: 11B40 at April 25, 2014 12:46 PM (evgyj)

85 Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 04:44 PM (fsLdt)

Having a hot chick take of her clothes is never a bad idea.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 12:46 PM (QFxY5)

How about Ewok Cop ?

Imagine the possibilities.

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 25, 2014 12:47 PM (nTgAI)

87 "Will "Wolfcop" change all that, and bring a new respect to the overlooked, underappreciated lycanthrope movie?" nope. It's ghey. Lagertha, baby.

Posted by: tangonine at April 25, 2014 12:47 PM (x3YFz)

88 85 Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 04:44 PM (fsLdt) Having a hot chick take of her clothes is never a bad idea. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 04:46 PM (QFxY5) Simplistic, but oh so true

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 12:47 PM (HVff2)

89 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 25, 2014 04:44 PM (mf5HN) Bless you. Red Velvet Cupcake?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 12:48 PM (UD2qu)

90 86 How about Ewok Cop ? Imagine the possibilities. --- Better or worse than Troma Films effords like Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD or Killer Condom?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 12:48 PM (APuJ7)

91 BTW, Dog Soldiers? No CGI. The werewolf makeup and costuming was some of the freakiest shit I've seen in a long time. When you see one of them in full view in the kitchen scene, it's an "oh, fuck..." moment.

Posted by: B at April 25, 2014 12:48 PM (Pson9)

92 Are Wolfcops immortal like Vampire Cops That'll play hell with the pension reserves

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2014 12:48 PM (aTXUx)

93 Bless you. Red Velvet Cupcake? Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 04:48 PM (UD2qu) Yes please. *noms happily*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 25, 2014 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

94 Maybe a wolf cop chasing down sharks flying about in a tornado twister?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 12:48 PM (HVff2)

95 Game Of Thrones. Of course, he's about 16 months old. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 04:46 PM (APuJ7) start them early on dragons, I always say.

Posted by: tangonine at April 25, 2014 12:49 PM (x3YFz)

96 67 Posted by: Samantha, Unemployed "Teacher" Ready to Lead the World If Only It Would Let Her at April 25, 2014 04:43 PM (yhJhK) Back in 1985, a close friend of the family died several months after open heart surgery. AIDS from tainted blood at the hospital. Should've quarantined everyone with that disease and let it kill only a few thousand. But, PC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:49 PM (CMkNk)

97 Wolfcop had no choice but to tear that man's face off because he feared for his life That answered my question about shooting the family dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 12:49 PM (UjHCx)

98 I just hope the spin-off, "Foxy Cops", is on after 10.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2014 12:49 PM (ZshNr)

36 Needs more Kate beckinsale in skin tight leather.

I think it's been determined that it's 'pleather' that Kate's suits are made out of.

Leather doesn't stretch as well as pleather.

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 12:50 PM (la7X9)

100 wish Wolf Lake got a chance when it was airing

Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2014 12:50 PM (bStrg)

101 Movies are getting so crappy and there are so many being made, we should all be movie stars by now.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 12:50 PM (MNq6o)

102 Ginger Snaps here too although nothing is as good as Serial Apist.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 25, 2014 12:50 PM (gDHxV)

103 Problem is, the things that resonate are the things that speak to something--notice how vampires stay evergreen by being reinvented over and over? Werewolves...the predator you don't see, that kills without warning, that could be anyone. Not sexy enough for Hollywood. Too much like War On Terror (at least until someone comes up with the idea of Tea Party Werewolves--I give it three years tops). They're down with too many of the other predators it could stand for. So it's not like it can't work...their hearts just aren't in it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 12:50 PM (rt3TY)

104 88 85 Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 04:44 PM (fsLdt) Having a hot chick take of her clothes is never a bad idea. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 04:46 PM (QFxY5) Simplistic, but oh so true Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 04:47 PM (HVff2) This month's Play Ape centerfold, Dr. Zira! No split orangutan section.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:50 PM (CMkNk)

105 Yes please. *noms happily* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 25, 2014 04:48 PM (mf5HN) That's not Red Velvet!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 12:50 PM (yz6yg)

106 I think it's been determined that it's 'pleather' that Kate's suits are made out of. Leather doesn't stretch as well as pleather. Heh. Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 04:50 PM (la7X9) Hint: We're not actually looking at the leather.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 25, 2014 12:51 PM (PYAXX)

107 BTW, Dog Soldiers? No CGI. The werewolf makeup and costuming was some of the freakiest shit I've seen in a long time. When you see one of them in full view in the kitchen scene, it's an "oh, fuck..." moment. Posted by: B at April 25, 2014 04:48 PM (Pson9) Best line in the flick "I hope I give you the shits"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 12:51 PM (TIIx5)

108 start them early on dragons, I always say. Why not? They've already been on boobies.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 12:51 PM (UjHCx)

109 101 Movies are getting so crappy and there are so many being made, we should all be movie stars by now. Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 04:50 PM (MNq6o) Oh, but you are!

Posted by: NSA at April 25, 2014 12:51 PM (yRwC8)

110 71 I'd prefer a police procedural with the Geico cavemen. Posted by: X at April 25, 2014 04:44 PM (KHo8t) The TV show that they did just was killed by PC. They could have done some biting satire on race, etc. and were inclined to go that way when the media decided the whole thing was racist before it started. I wonder if it could have been made on cable TV today?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 25, 2014 12:51 PM (1UzRc)

111 You know, if they made it a buddy cop-comedy, it might be funny. K-9 WOLF COP starring Viggo Mortenson and Jim Belushi.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 12:51 PM (UD2qu)

112 Not unless you want them to come out from under the bed in a couple of years time. :-) - When my girls were young we watched The Littlest Vampire. Those vampire cows with the red eyes freaked them out.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 12:51 PM (Mogjf)

113 This movie is a total ripoff of The Shaggy D.A. including the part where Fred McMurray screws the whores in the holding cell. Fred was a badass.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 12:52 PM (fsLdt)

114 Doctor Who's son was in Dog Soldiers.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:52 PM (DxThd)

115 The Underworld: series had plenty of werewolf action. Maybe even top billing, behind tight leather covered behinds..

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 25, 2014 12:52 PM (QupBk)

116 87 "Will "Wolfcop" change all that, and bring a new respect to the overlooked, underappreciated lycanthrope movie?" nope. It's ghey. Lagertha, baby. Posted by: tangonine at April 25, 2014 04:47 PM (x3YFz) Nope.... because Wolfcop will find the bad guy by???? Sniffin his butt....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2014 12:52 PM (84gbM)

117 Harry and the Hendersons meets Police Academy? Awesome!

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 12:52 PM (MKpBT)

118 Love The Howling

Posted by: DamnCat at April 25, 2014 12:52 PM (JSdom)

119 Dances With Wolfcops: A disillusioned Civil War veteran gets more than he bargained for when he joins an itinerant troupe of circus acrobats who show a strong interest in law enforcement and full moons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2014 12:53 PM (8ZskC)

120 high of 47 tomorrow

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:53 PM (DxThd)

121 Alright, time to go. See y'all Monday.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 25, 2014 12:53 PM (PYAXX)

122 start them early on dragons, I always say. Why not? They've already been on boobies. Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 04:51 PM (UjHCx) Damn fine parenting, right there.

Posted by: tangonine at April 25, 2014 12:53 PM (x3YFz)

123 Dog Soldiers - Full Movie

http://tinyurl.com/n24ufcq

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2014 12:53 PM (5UteM)

124 To hell with werewolves. We need to bring back "My Mother, the Car." And make her a Tesla. Hijinx ensue!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:53 PM (CMkNk)

125 What about Teenwolfcop?

Posted by: JT in KC at April 25, 2014 12:53 PM (e78c0)

126 Though honestly, an "urban" werewolf story...that would work. I can see an audience for it, done right...cross between gangster/gangsta and horror movie. Why it hasn't happened, I can't say.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 12:54 PM (rt3TY)

127 Oh, and gas went up .14 since last Sunday, and another .04 last night.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:54 PM (DxThd)

128 118 Love The Howling Posted by: DamnCat at April 25, 2014 04:52 PM (JSdom) In Obama epoch, it's "The Mewling."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:54 PM (CMkNk)

129 Hudson Hawk Wolf...Awesome

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 25, 2014 12:54 PM (nTgAI)

130

The Howling

In which the origianl "Wolfcop", Sheriff Slim Pickens is actually a Sherwolf. Casting coup of the century by the way.

Posted by: Alamo at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (C0alm)

131 126 Though honestly, an "urban" werewolf story...that would work. I can see an audience for it, done right...cross between gangster/gangsta and horror movie. Why it hasn't happened, I can't say. Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 04:54 PM (rt3TY) (**sound of Sefton sealing and sending envelope with idea to the Writers Guild**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (CMkNk)

132 I just wanted to mention that this is really good coffee.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (TIIx5)

133 Wolf Police Academy?!?!?!

Please.. me and the weird sound effects guy have got nothing else to live for.

Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (IlmuV)

134 I can't decide what requires more suspension of disbelief in this movie:

That a guy can turn into a werewolf or a bunch of Canadians are making fun of one guy because of his drinking problem...

Posted by: B at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (Pson9)

135 The best part of the Howling was the very end when they showed whatsherface getting her blouse torn off over and over.. Shannon Tweed?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (DxThd)

136

There's also that show named 'Bitten' on SyFy.

I think it's a Canadian series.

One of the things about it, that's different from the usual Werewolf lore, is that 'female werewolves are so rare they're almost non-existent'.

So, there's this beautiful blonde female werewolf in the series that is protected by her pack...and sought after by all the other werewolves.

It's a big element in the storyline.

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (la7X9)

137 To hell with werewolves. We need to bring back "My Mother, the Car." And make her a Tesla. Hijinx ensue! Combine & have: "Drive Mama Off The Train"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (UjHCx)

138 Drat you all to heck, now I'm going to have to go home and binge watch Teen Wolf.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 25, 2014 12:55 PM (mf5HN)

139 That was Howling II: Boobie Nights, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:56 PM (DxThd)

140 126 Though honestly, an "urban" werewolf story...that would work. I can see an audience for it, done right...cross between gangster/gangsta and horror movie. Why it hasn't happened, I can't say. Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 04:54 PM (rt3TY) Seriously, I think Spike Lee trie some sort of urban horror movie ages ago and it died. Unlike "Blacula," which was a classic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:56 PM (CMkNk)

141 Wasn't there the Albert Finney (?) movie about the architect building in a wolf area? Wolfen, maybe?

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at April 25, 2014 12:56 PM (i0rVe)

142 My stepbrother starred in the Howling IV (III?), the one about the marsupial wolves. I didn't have the heart to tell him it sucked donkey balls.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2014 12:56 PM (8ZskC)

143 How about...

Teenage Lesbian Werewolf Freedom Fighters

Now, I just need a plot...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 12:56 PM (AC0lD)

144

Posted by: Soothsayer Â§ at April 25, 2014 04:55 PM (DxThd)

one of the original scream queens, Dee Wallace

Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2014 12:56 PM (bStrg)

145 What about Teenwolfcop? Posted by: JT in KC

Teenwolfcop-rock!

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 12:56 PM (MNq6o)

146 Also, I don't think putting black actors in werewolf outfits might go over well. The producers will be called racists for making their nostrils and lips so big.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:56 PM (CMkNk)

147 This looks AWESOME, as if it's supposed to be bad.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 12:57 PM (DmNpO)

148 Asa Akira stars in WOLF COPULATORS IV

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 12:57 PM (UD2qu)

149 Required music vid for post: She Wolf by David Guetta/Sia http://youtu.be/PVzljDmoPVs

Posted by: Liz Lem at April 25, 2014 12:57 PM (yRwC8)

150 Though honestly, an "urban" werewolf story...that would work. I can see an audience for it, done right...cross between gangster/gangsta and horror movie. Why it hasn't happened, I can't say. Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 04:54 PM (rt3TY) Dunno. They've already tried vampires in the 'hood several times. Flicks with Eddie Murphy and Snoop Dogg, if memory serves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 12:57 PM (TIIx5)

151 Teenwolf Coprock & Roll High School. (Sefton for the win)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:57 PM (CMkNk)

152 There were a handful of scary movie moments that stuck with me (read: scarred) for life. Salem's Lot, brother floating up to window. The Howling transformation. Jaws grabbing that second kid off the sailboat. And then, in the comfort of my own home, I stay up late to watch Psycho on early cable, and BAM, stab the pretty lady!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2014 12:57 PM (ZshNr)

153 Teenage Lesbian Werewolf Freedom Fighters Now, I just need a plot... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 04:56 PM (AC0lD) Just add Jello. You won't need a plot after that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 12:57 PM (yz6yg)

154 "Sir, I clocked you going 65 in a 45 mph zone. Can I see your driver's license, registration and rabies certificate?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 12:57 PM (MKpBT)

155 148 Asa Akira stars in WOLF COPULATORS IV Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 04:57 PM (UD2qu) Planet of the PriapicsÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:58 PM (CMkNk)

156 Good werewolf stories fall into one of three varieties-

1- Whodunnit (who is it?)
2- Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hyde
3- What's the monster (in which case, the monster being a werewolf is more or less what we in software development call "an implementation detail.")

Few werewolf movies have tried to do any of these (and, yes, Hairy Hulk is different) in a long time, and the few that have were terribly written and relied far too much on CGI.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 25, 2014 04:36 PM (PYAXX)

"Silver Bullet" (Stephen King film from mid-80's) was okay, and Type 1.

"Dog Soldiers" (from about 10 years ago) was good, and Type 3.

I can't think of any other not-bad werewolf movies I've seen.

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at April 25, 2014 12:58 PM (DPMu1)

157 Canadian show Lost Girl has werewolves. Werewolves and lesbians.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 25, 2014 12:58 PM (gDHxV)

158 If you're gonna do AoS Movie-Watch-Along tonight, I strongly suggest you do something everyone has access to: a tv show on ABC: Sharktank, just to try it out.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 12:58 PM (DxThd)

159 The "Kill the Beast" movie looks like a cheap Agatha Christy rip off.

As for wolfcop? Partner him/it/her with robocop.

The two will either balance each other's limitations, or disproportionately augment each other's non-humanitarian aspects, entering gore galore serial episodes.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 25, 2014 12:58 PM (/vO0r)

160 Teenwolf Coprock & Roll High School.

(Sefton for the win) Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Teenwolf Coprock & Roll High School of Rock

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 12:58 PM (MNq6o)

161 Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 04:55 PM (la7X9)

I've seen a few of the 'Bitten' episodes. Pretty good. The blond girl is Laura Vandervoort (sp) who played Supergirl in 'Smallville' and the daughter alien in 'V'.

Teen Wolf, the tv series seems alright too.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (AC0lD)

162 >>>There's also that show named 'Bitten' on SyFy.
I think it's a Canadian series.

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 04:55 PM (la7X9)<<<

Monday on SyFy is apparently werewolf night. Bitten. Being Human has 'em. Oh, and Lost Girl, which actually does have a werewolf cop.

Posted by: Steve Gutenberg at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (IlmuV)

163 Seriously, I think Spike Lee trie some sort of urban horror movie ages ago and it died. You mean "Tales from the Hood"? Anthology movie. Those almost never work out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (rt3TY)

164 127 Oh, and gas went up .14 since last Sunday, and another .04 last night. Posted by: Soothsayer Â§ at April 25, 2014 04:54 PM (DxThd) Go ahead, blame it on Bush

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (HVff2)

165 160 Teenwolf Coprock Roll High School of Rock Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 04:58 PM (MNq6o) I have been bestedÂ… for now. (dofts hat)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (CMkNk)

166 Bonfire of the Lycanthropes Annoying wolf bond trader runs over a poor black kid in a hoodie who was only there to buy Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Tom Wolf at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (8ZskC)

167 Teenage Lesbian Werewolf Freedom Fighters Now, I just need a plot... - I've got some ideas for the love scene.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (Mogjf)

168 Salem's Lot, brother floating up to window. Dude......that chilled me to the freakin bone. I just got the chills thinking about it. And when they found the casket.....

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (fsLdt)

169

Cat People was sort of a werewolf movie, except jaguars.

And Nastassja Kinski nekkid.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (JtwS4)

170 I did like the cop's name here - Lou Gallou. Heh. As blatant as Lou Cypher in Angel Heart, which happens to be a movie I would never watch again.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 25, 2014 12:59 PM (QupBk)

171 And his name... Lou Garou??? French for werewolf? Loup Garou???

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 25, 2014 01:00 PM (84gbM)

172 163 You mean "Tales from the Hood"? Anthology movie. Those almost never work out. Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 04:59 PM (rt3TY) That's the one. But the original pilot for "Night Gallery" scared me shitless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:00 PM (CMkNk)

173 16 yo stabbed dead at CT high school? yeah, prom is postponed

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 01:00 PM (DxThd)

174 Wasn't there the Albert Finney (?) movie about the architect building in a wolf area? Wolfen, maybe?

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at April 25, 2014 04:56 PM (i0rVe)

Yes, 1981 per IMDB.

The opening scene (killing) of the sharply-elbowed companion is seared into my brain for some reason(s).

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2014 01:01 PM (BAS5M)

175 Blacula rules.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 25, 2014 01:01 PM (gDHxV)

176 victim was a girl -- may have turned down stabber's invite to prom really

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 01:01 PM (DxThd)

177 Where, wolf?

Posted by: I-gor at April 25, 2014 01:01 PM (Fp7JI)

178 Dunno. They've already tried vampires in the 'hood several times. Flicks with Eddie Murphy and Snoop Dogg, if memory serves. "Vampire in Brooklyn" wasn't great, but it wasn't awful. See above regarding "Tales from the Hood". Fit the story to the audience.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 01:01 PM (rt3TY)

179

And Nastassja Kinski nekkid.

Full frontal--Twice. And all that natural bush......

Posted by: Alamo at April 25, 2014 01:02 PM (C0alm)

180 I liked "Wolf" too.

Also, Oz on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But the coolness of that character had little to do with him being a werewolf.

Posted by: lael at April 25, 2014 01:02 PM (yrklk)

181 167 Teenage Lesbian Werewolf Freedom Fighters Now, I just need a plot... - I've got some ideas for the love scene. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 04:59 PM (Mogjf) One day, Elena Kagan was taken on a tour of Media Matters HQ, she is bitten by what she thought was a chupacabraÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:02 PM (CMkNk)

182 Just add Jello.

You won't need a plot after that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 25, 2014 04:57 PM (yz6yg)

I like how you think Sean. We'll also need impressive weaponry and plenty of explosions.

And a 'Kickstrarter' account - however that works.

And a casting couch.

Hollywood is fun.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 01:02 PM (AC0lD)

183 One day, Elena Kagan was taken on a tour of Media Matters HQ, she is bitten by what she thought was a chupacabraÂ… Yep. Horror movie, alright.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 01:03 PM (rt3TY)

184 OT: I reported about the teen prom stabbing in the last thread. The fact that you're all going "huh?" means this story dies in the MFM within hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:03 PM (CMkNk)

185 Why couldn't you have a police dog who changes into a werewolf and fights crime both during the day when on duty, and at night, as a werewolf? And it could end with the weredogcop finding a female and there are little puppies who take after dad?

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 01:03 PM (8c12T)

186 Teen Wolf of Wall Street Fighter

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:03 PM (MNq6o)

187 >>> 1- Whodunnit (who is it?) The Red Riding Hood movie tried to do that, and it looked like a snoozefest to me. But bless Hollywood's little shriveled up heart, they try.

Posted by: Liz Lem at April 25, 2014 01:03 PM (yRwC8)

188 Oh dear, the TV is telling me that the stabber had a "hard time dealing with rejection."

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 01:04 PM (DxThd)

189 One day, Elena Kagan was taken on a tour of Media Matters HQ, she is bitten by what she thought was a chupacabraÃ¯Â¿Â½ --- Dammit, I thought it was a fucking goat! What the hell is this thing I bit?

Posted by: Chupa-Thingy at April 25, 2014 01:04 PM (APuJ7)

190 Elena Kagan was taken on a tour of Media Matters HQ, she is bitten by what she thought was a wise latina chupacabraÂ…

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 01:04 PM (UD2qu)

191 182 I like how you think Sean. We'll also need impressive weaponry and plenty of explosions. And a 'Kickstrarter' account - however that works.And a casting couch. Hollywood is fun. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 05:02 PM (AC0lD) Harry Reid Productions Presents "Going My Way, in Lederhosen"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:04 PM (CMkNk)

192 Actually, the bad guys could be coming after Mrs. Weredogcop and the puppies go all were-y and attack them.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 01:04 PM (8c12T)

193 What if a Wolfcop was a first responder to a Sharknado?

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2014 01:04 PM (UQKe/)

194 Teenage Lesbian Werewolf Freedom Fighters Now, I just need a plot... - I've got some ideas for the love scene. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 04:59 PM (Mogjf) Just dust off Teh Ewok's unfinished script for Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore. Change a few names and boom, box office magic!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 01:05 PM (TIIx5)

195 185 Why couldn't you have a police dog who changes into a werewolf and fights crime both during the day when on duty, and at night, as a werewolf? And it could end with the weredogcop finding a female and there are little puppies who take after dad? Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 05:03 PM (8c12T) Wait! By day he's a cop trying to solve a series of grisly murders that he commits at night when he's a wolf! We're making this picture, boys!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:05 PM (CMkNk)

196 I like how you think Sean. We'll also need impressive weaponry and plenty of explosions. And a 'Kickstrarter' account - however that works.And a casting couch. Hollywood is fun. Hollywood is fun. But you need the young hairless boys to make it really fun.

Posted by: Bryan Singer at April 25, 2014 01:05 PM (8ZskC)

197 Mrs. Weredogcop could belong to the girl that owns Weredogcop.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 01:05 PM (8c12T)

198 I kind of liked the Del Toro Wolfman.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:05 PM (zqvg6)

199 189
One day, Elena Kagan was taken on a tour of Media Matters HQ, she is bitten by what she thought was a chupacabraÃ¯Â¿Â½
***

And over the course of the movie, the chupacabra slowly turns into Kevin James.

Posted by: B at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (Pson9)

200 >>I'll admit that I liked the Jack Nicholson/James Spader werewolf movie Wolf a bit more than I probably should have. I'm going to detour here a sec and prolly incur the wrath of more than a few, but Jack Nicholson pretty much has done shite since "The Shining," and, even before that, was an overrated weenie. Rather than acting, he turns every role into Jack Nicholson. He had two nominally good movies and a third decent one ("Easy Rider," "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," and "The Shining"), and he skated on his modest accomplishments for decades.

Posted by: Jazz at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (roO4n)

201 Speaking of horror movies...

John McCain to host Hillary Clinton in Sedona, Ariz.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (5ikDv)

202

Teenwolf Coprock Roll High School of Rock

Work "Glee" and "High School Musical" and "Fame" in there (Room 222 may be a meme too far) and you'll have a sure-fire 5-season syndicated hit!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (BAS5M)

203 And a 'Kickstrarter' account - however that works.And a casting couch. Hollywood is fun. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 05:02 PM (AC0lD) HmmmmÂ….casting couch. ::: taps chin :::: Sean Bannion, CSA. Yes. Yes. I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (yz6yg)

204 The Red Riding Hood movie tried to do that, and it looked like a snoozefest to me. But bless Hollywood's little shriveled up heart, they try.

Posted by: Liz Lem at April 25, 2014 05:03 PM (yRwC

worth it for Gary Oldman's masterful scenery chewing and Amanda Seyfried being hot

Posted by: The Dude at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (bStrg)

205 Harry Reid Productions Presents "Going My Way, in Lederhosen"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 05:04 PM (CMkNk)

There's not enough little boys in "Teenage Lesbian Werewolf Freedom Fighters" to interest Harry Reid Productions.

But good effort.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (AC0lD)

206 Lone werewolf movies aren't the way to go. The Howling had one thing at least right--it remembered wolves are pack animals. Anything that forgets that, fails.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 01:06 PM (rt3TY)

207

I've watched Lost Girl too...mainly because of the hotness of Dyson.

But Dyson is a Fae...and a 'Wolf-Fae'...which is a bit different than a werewolf.

He can change into his wolf self at will.

The moon doesn't change him.

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 01:07 PM (la7X9)

208 Mexican snack made of a corn tortilla and goat meat- Chalupacabra!

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:07 PM (MKpBT)

209 Â…then Nancy Pelosi opens what she thinks is a box of bonbons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZpsbGr7s8

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:07 PM (CMkNk)

210 You know, if we make the WolfCop moonlight as a nanny we can get Robin Williams and save a bundle on the makeup costs.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (UD2qu)

211 101 Werewolves. Cruella DeVille gets more than she asked for when she tries to make a fur coat.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (Mogjf)

212 Oh yeah, "Cat People" is great. 1942 film and the 1982 remake.

Posted by: lael at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (yrklk)

213 208 Mexican snack made of a corn tortilla and goat meat- Chalupacabra! Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 05:07 PM (MKpBT) Calupacabra-cadabra (I wanna reach out and grab ya!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (CMkNk)

214 208 Mexican snack made of a corn tortilla and goat meat- Chalupacabra! --- Or a refried bean and goat burrito, a chimicabra.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (APuJ7)

215 Did anyone like Silver Bullet? Garey Busey! I thought it was fun.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (A0glY)

216 Still needs a hook. How about he's a seeing-eye dog by day, crime-fighting werewolf by night, searching for two pups from a previous mating, and dealing with a middle-aged bitch in heat who lives two doors down?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (ZshNr)

217

Clap for the Wolfman. He's gonna rate your record high! AaaaaOOOOooooohh!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (BAS5M)

218 Yeah,The Beat Must Die!.Never could remember the name of that movie.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:08 PM (zqvg6)

219 Wait! By day he's a cop trying to solve a series of grisly murders that he commits at night when he's a wolf! We're making this picture, boys! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 05:05 PM (CMkNk) He keeps sniffing his own scent at the crime scenes and gives his handler bizarre confusing signals, e.g., he sits and licks himself.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 01:09 PM (8c12T)

220 181 167 Teenage Lesbian Werewolf Freedom Fighters Now, I just need a plot... - I've got some ideas for the love scene. Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 04:59 PM (Mogjf) One day, Elena Kagan was taken on a tour of Media Matters HQ, she is bitten by what she thought was a chupacabraÂ… Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 05:02 PM (CMkNk) So are you going to weave in Janet Reno & Barbara Miklusi into this flick? Now that's frightening

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 01:09 PM (HVff2)

221 I reported about the teen prom stabbing in the last thread. The fact that you're all going "huh?" means this story dies in the MFM within hours. Saw it earlier this morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2014 01:09 PM (UjHCx)

222 205 There's not enough little boys in "Teenage Lesbian Werewolf Freedom Fighters" to interest Harry Reid Productions. But good effort. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 25, 2014 05:06 PM (AC0lD) We can always get Brian Singer to direct and Kevin Clash to star.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:09 PM (CMkNk)

223 They could do a werewolf movie set in Hawaii- Revenge of the Howlies!

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:10 PM (MKpBT)

224 220 So are you going to weave in Janet Reno & Barbara Miklusi into this flick? Now that's frightening Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 25, 2014 05:09 PM (HVff2) On the rack with Barbara!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:10 PM (CMkNk)

225 Posted by: Jazz at April 25, 2014 05:06 PM (roO4n)

I agree.

The last one I remember was "The Departed," which I thought was an excellent movie that had one glaring problem: Nicholson's ridiculous over-acting.

Awful. Embarrassing. Stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 01:10 PM (QFxY5)

226 Wolfcop vs. Sharknado - The Motion Picture You heard it here first...

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at April 25, 2014 01:10 PM (S1cdw)

227 Aren't Werewolves supposed to he able to change at will?Only the full moon makes them change no matter what.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:10 PM (zqvg6)

228 Did anyone like Silver Bullet? Garey Busey! *** I can't even read his name without laughing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 25, 2014 01:11 PM (DmNpO)

229 I just saw it on my local news. It can't be politicized like a shooting, so the media will drop it today.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 01:11 PM (DxThd)

230 Werewolves? What am I, invisible????

Posted by: The Invisible Man at April 25, 2014 01:11 PM (8ZskC)

231 The Howling ace,the first one was damn good."Silver bullets my ass!"

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:11 PM (zqvg6)

232 Ancient Werewolf Aliens on The History Channel

Posted by: X at April 25, 2014 01:11 PM (KHo8t)

233

200...I'm going to detour here a sec and prolly incur the wrath of more than a few, but Jack Nicholson pretty much has done shite since "The Shining," and, even before that, was an overrated weenie.

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Nicholson was good in 'Witches of Eastwick'.

And then there was that other movie where he said "You can't handle the truth!"...I forget the name of it.

Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 01:11 PM (la7X9)

234 At first I thought Cagney and Lacey were werewolves then it dawned on me that they were just dogs.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 25, 2014 01:11 PM (gDHxV)

235 214 Or a refried bean and goat burrito, a chimicabra. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 25, 2014 05:08 PM (APuJ7) On a burning cross = Chimmi-carter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:11 PM (CMkNk)

236 The last one I remember was "The Departed," which I thought was an excellent movie that had one glaring problem: Nicholson's ridiculous over-acting. --- People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

Posted by: Melvin Udall at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (APuJ7)

237 Easy Rider," "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," and "The Shining" - I think we need to add Chinatown to the list.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (Mogjf)

238 Republicans can't be blamed, and first responders can't be celebrated, so it's just a dead girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (DxThd)

239 Witches of Eastwick is now the Bitches of the West Wing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (CMkNk)

240 Calupacabra-cadabra (I wanna reach out and grab ya!) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2014 05:08 PM (CMkNk) *** Nice!

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (MKpBT)

241 Silver Bullet was one of Stephen King's better works.I had the Bernie Wrightson illustrated addition but I lent it to a chick and she never gave it back.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:12 PM (zqvg6)

242 Dustin Lance Black hit the headlines this week because his former college in Pasadena thought it inappropriate for an ex student who took pictures of himself having anal sex (with a porn star without a condom) lecture their students. Black cries Homophobia! and Shame! Yet another entitled white gay men who lives beyond the consequences of his actions. Ha! since this was written, the school, Pasadena City College, has reversed themselves. This guy Black is some sort of donk politico and is fucking that Brit swimmer (diver?).

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (8c12T)

243 WolfCop to bad guy: "You heard me, you better get supine before I get Lupine!".

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (ZshNr)

244 Yeah,The Beat Must Die!.Never could remember the name of that movie. Posted by: steevy

Zombie Peter Cushing wishes he couldn't.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (MNq6o)

245 The Avengers are as popular as ever. It isn't as if a werewolf movie wouldn't have a decent audience reception these days. But everything would hinge on the plot.

I can imagine a clever dialogue a la Oscar Wilde take off on Dorian Gray considering an element from Jekyll-Hyde influenced and a Dr. Moreau affect. Given today's fixation on taking prescriptions, the side effects from mood enhancers create beasts from patients on prescriptions, violent outbursts during black-outs, a la werewolf. That, plus the fascist anti-constitutional brainfarts entering "law enforcement" to SWAT unsuspecting and law abiding US citizens at home, a la wolf in sheep's clothing. What? you have to SEE the wooly booger's fur to recognize dangerous behavior; you have to see the human transformed into beast to know it for what it is and does? Even there, it was backwards, a foreign life inhabiting the human that worked best in my book. One of the best scifi visual effects imho is Stargate given aliens in human host bodies.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (/vO0r)

246 I'm going to detour here a sec and prolly incur the wrath of more than a few, but Jack Nicholson pretty much has done shite since "The Shining," and, even before that, was an overrated weenie. Rather than acting, he turns every role into Jack Nicholson. He had two nominally good movies and a third decent one ("Easy Rider," "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," and "The Shining"), and he skated on his modest accomplishments for decades. Chinatown? Batman? A Few Good Men?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 25, 2014 01:13 PM (A0glY)

247 Surf Werewolves Must Die

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 25, 2014 01:15 PM (QupBk)

248 As Good As It Gets was pretty good.

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 25, 2014 01:15 PM (DxThd)

249 I just hate hate hate Easy Rider. Don't really know why. And Jack's Texas drawl in that is unbearable.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (fsLdt)

250 Remember Airwolf with Jan Michael Vincent? It was about a werewolf that gets really bad gas from eating hippies. Hilarity ensues, big time.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:16 PM (MNq6o)

251 The Last Detail w/ Nicholson. It was sorta gritty IIRC

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (BAS5M)

252 I liked Prizzi's Honor, too.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (Mogjf)

253 Aren't Werewolves supposed to he able to change at will?Only the full moon makes them change no matter what. Depends on the legend. Lots of variation there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (rt3TY)

254 Is Wolfcop a musical? You could cast Bob "Lycanth" Hope singing Fangs For The Memories.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 25, 2014 01:17 PM (MKpBT)

255 nude

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2014 01:18 PM (TIIx5)

256

A Few Good Men?

Nicholson was good, but I hope the moron horde was righteously indignant that the entire purpose of that movie was to impugn combat military officers as lying sadists. And a lawyer hero? Really? Played by that dwarf Cruise? C'mon.

Posted by: Alamo at April 25, 2014 01:18 PM (C0alm)

257 As Good As It Gets was pretty good. I inherited the tape of that and watched it recently. Hasn't held up.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2014 01:19 PM (fsLdt)

258

"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman?

Huh? No shit.

I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that?

S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does.

We ALL make mistakes.

Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil.

When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature.

So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?

Posted by: Daryl Van Horne at April 25, 2014 01:20 PM (la7X9)

259 244 Peter Cushing took any part if the check cleared.

Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (zqvg6)

260 MST3K already showed the best werewolf movie ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8lzvSbAnyw

Posted by: James Grimaldi at April 25, 2014 01:21 PM (7hwaj)

261 Is that William F Buckley in The Beast Must Die?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (29vnO)

262 And by the way, the new hot horror genre is the enraged Sasquatch, which has pretty much filled the old werewolf niche.

Posted by: Alamo at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (C0alm)

263 A Few Good Men was total crap. Everyone yelling shit all the time. People aren't allowed to act like that in real life. Other people tell them to shut the fuck up and settle down.

Posted by: Dang at April 25, 2014 01:22 PM (MNq6o)

264 This guy Black is some sort of donk politico and is fucking that Brit swimmer (diver?). Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at April 25, 2014 05:13 PM (8c12T) He wrote the screenplays for the Hoover is teh Ghey! and Milk, and did some work on Big Love. He sounds like a typical bitter ex-Mormon to me, but meh what do I know.

Posted by: Liz Lem at April 25, 2014 01:23 PM (yRwC8)

265 261 Is that William F Buckley in The Beast Must Die? Yes. If you recall the climax of the movie, Bill beats the creature's brains out with his first edition of The Wealth of Nations.

Posted by: Alamo at April 25, 2014 01:25 PM (C0alm)

266 "overrated weenie"

/Who, the SCROTUS?/

Don't conflate a bad script with a bad actor. Don't kill the messenger when it's the script, director, and editing that botches a flick.

Jack Nicholson "as" Jack Nicholson? Even "as" himself, better than the run of the mill by a long shot. The same can be said of Al Pacino, or of Robert DeNiro, and so many others.

Doesn't mean they can't pull off great performances when it matters to them.

One guy I love to watch was introduced to me long ago in To Kill A Mockingbird as Boo Radley, the great Robert Duvall in all his humility as the salt of the earth. And a female who can either blend in as supporting actress or steal the limelight with memorable characters is Cate Blanchett.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (/vO0r)

267

The Mayor: Callahan... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy.

Harry "WolfCop" Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I bite the bastard that's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How'd you establish that?

Harry "WolfCop" Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. [Callahan turns and pads out the door]

The Mayor: I think he's got a point.

[SFX - The distinctive wolfhowling, as from a distance]

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (BAS5M)

268 >>I agree. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2014 05:10 PM (QFxY5 Holy crap - I thought I was gonna get pasted! :-) Glad to have some company. >>Nicholson was good in 'Witches of Eastwick'. Posted by: wheatie at April 25, 2014 05:11 PM (la7X9) I wanted to kill myself during that movie. It wouldn't end. Same with "Chinatown" - both are pretty much "tedium" defined, IMO. Batman, AFGM? Meh. Nicholson being Nicholson. I didn't find him particularly novel or riveting in either role.

Posted by: Jazz at April 25, 2014 01:26 PM (roO4n)

269 265 Yes. If you recall the climax of the movie, Bill beats the creature's brains out with his first edition of The Wealth of Nations. --- I would seriously pay money to see this movie, especially if the creature looks like Gore Vidal (which is a great horror name in itself).

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 25, 2014 01:34 PM (QBm1P)

270 I had to go to Buffypedia to learn that Seth Green's Oz was officially Daniel Osborne. Huge fan of the show, saw every episode, don't think they ever used his full name. Angel had a blonde werewolf girlfriend in the spinoff series.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 25, 2014 01:36 PM (a5ljo)

271 I'm going to detour here a sec and prolly incur the wrath of more than a few, but Jack Nicholson pretty much has done shite since "The Shining," and, even before that, was an overrated weenie.

Except for the Kathy Bates nude scene, About Schmidt was great.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 25, 2014 01:36 PM (+lsX1)

272 There was a vampire cop show called Forever Knight. I saw one episode. Wonder how he ducked out on all-hands-on-deck daytime emergencies and St Patrick's Day parades.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 25, 2014 01:39 PM (a5ljo)

273 Make a movie of Joe Kelly's comic, "Bad Dog," and you've got something.

Posted by: TB at April 25, 2014 01:42 PM (8u/5i)

274 I have a GREAT idea for a movie - LEPROCOP!!!! It's Magically Delicious!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2014 02:00 PM (8Fa5Z)

275 Ace, you totally blew it.

Working title: ''Werepig"

BTW, 'VanHelsing' had werewolves in it, and I loved that movie.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 25, 2014 02:20 PM (pCKXz)

276 Totes serious, fellas, you can never go wrong with Hollywood bestiality.

Bestiality = Mega ticket sales

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2014 02:35 PM (oJUxt)

277 Holy Crap! This looks GREAT to watch at home! Seriously, it should be schlubly-like fun. Popcorn, beer, shot every time somebody says "Wolfcop".
Can't wait.

Posted by: rick at April 25, 2014 02:37 PM (snYrg)

278 This may be awesome. Or awful. Or Awfully Awesome.

Posted by: Conservative Yoda at April 27, 2014 05:38 AM (NBOA5)

279 Glad WOLFCOP could help drive such discourse. We had lots of fun making the film and hope you will enjoy when it is released. We launched an indiegogo campaign to help extend the WOLFCOP universe. There is only 24hrs left if you are interested in getting your hands on some of the cool fan merch we have designed: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/wolfcop-7-5-inch-action--2#home

Posted by: j.joly at May 18, 2014 01:34 AM (mBjqP)

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