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January 14, 2014

Federal Government Overspends $175 Million on Dick
— Ace

Taxpayers paid nearly $175 million for vacuum erection systems (VES), commonly known as Â“penis pumps,Â” from 2006 to 2011, according to an inspector general report released on Monday.
The federal government paid more than double the retail price for VES, the Department of Health and Human Services IG found. Medicare prices for the systems, the report said, Â“remain grossly excessive compared with the amounts that non-Medicare payers pay.Â”
Medicare paid 473,620 VES claims during calendar years 2006 through 2011, according to the IG report.
Health care policy experts said the revelations in the IG report are a troubling indication of what they describe as wasteful spending in federal health programs.

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1 See the sidebar. All you need are visual aids (AIDS??!!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:22 AM (olDqf)

2 Rove is a fat cock gobbling quisling.

Posted by: Mandrake at January 14, 2014 06:22 AM (Cs2tJ)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 06:23 AM (PYAXX)

4 I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine! -- Austin Powers

Posted by: junior at January 14, 2014 06:23 AM (rBlT8)

5 Why are these covered under Medicare at all in the first place?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 06:23 AM (P6QsQ)

6 Scratch the surface, find an Obama donor.

Posted by: Boone at January 14, 2014 06:24 AM (3p8HS)

7 Congress pulled a Boehner Boner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:24 AM (olDqf)

8 It's in the Medicare Fap program.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 06:24 AM (bCEmE)

9 David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog 15h I'm gonna drive to the Exit 45 Adult Superstore and salute all the great patriotic Americans who buy their own penis pumps.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:24 AM (DmNpO)

10 2 Rove is a fat cock gobbling quisling. Posted by: Mandrake at January 14, 2014 10:22 AM (Cs2tJ) Will he see his shadow this February? Oh wait, that's Knob-Gobbler. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:25 AM (olDqf)

11 New knees & hips? NO! But grandma, here's a new Penis Pump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:25 AM (t+DWU)

12 I swear they reported this a year or two ago. But I may be wrong.

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 14, 2014 06:25 AM (jlm/B)

13 Penis pumps, pot lollipops...can't these kids today just get wasted and fuck like we did in the old days? Harrumph. And get off my lawn.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 14, 2014 06:25 AM (7ObY1)

14 Rove is a fat cock gobbling quisling. I'm not fat! I'm big-boned.

Posted by: Karl Rove at January 14, 2014 06:25 AM (JQuNB)

15 So, real question here: is there a real, life-or-death medical issue (as opposed to "quality of life" issue) where a penis pump is necessary?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 14, 2014 06:25 AM (PYAXX)

16 Half a million old geezers out there with pud pumps, eh...? Who knew...?

Posted by: bigjack at January 14, 2014 06:26 AM (Mh4UI)

17 It's hard for me to get excited about this report. Come on now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 06:26 AM (t3UFN)

18 Gotta have something to spend that $1.1T budget on. We sure as hell aren't spending it on the military.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 14, 2014 06:26 AM (T2V/1)

19 Elliot Ness' grandson will investigate. I forget his first name. Begins with a "P."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:26 AM (olDqf)

20 I'm not surprised, the government is full of dicks.

Posted by: SPAM at January 14, 2014 06:27 AM (vYB+W)

21 Hate to derail this thread, but can we talk about the elephant in the room? IOW, the season premier of Archer last night? Not only did it not get its own thread but it wasn't even mentioned in last night's ONT!

Posted by: Viridian at January 14, 2014 06:27 AM (xd4GQ)

22 17 It's hard for me to get excited about this report. Come on now Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 10:26 AM (t3UFN) Comes the time, you'll change your nic to NeverGetUp. ;-)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:27 AM (olDqf)

23 Penis pumps, pot lollipops...can't these kids today just get wasted and fuck like we did in the old days? Harrumph. And get off my lawn. It's like the 70's all over again! What's next? Leisure suits & platform shoes?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:27 AM (t+DWU)

24 20 I'm not surprised, the government is full of dicks. Limp dicks, that need to be continuously pumped up. Yep, that's all 3 branches of the government, alright.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 14, 2014 06:28 AM (7ObY1)

25 Damn technology is taking over everything these days. Back in the day, we had to do it manually -- and we *liked* it!

Posted by: affenhauer at January 14, 2014 06:28 AM (Bvf82)

26 23 It's like the 70's all over again! What's next? Leisure suits & platform shoes? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:27 AM (t+DWU) Oh how I yearn for the days of untrimmed trim...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:28 AM (olDqf)

27 Comes the time, you'll change your nic to NeverGetUp. ;-) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 10:27 AM (olDqf) ouch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 06:28 AM (t3UFN)

28 I'm guessing that a couple of them ended up in the Kwanzaa stockings of Reggie and Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2014 06:28 AM (1Jaio)

29 Does anyone anywhere in the government at any time just stop and say "We can't afford this crap?"

That's what we have to do in my house. We look at our budget and then we say, we can't afford this crap. Then we don't buy it.

Too simple?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 06:29 AM (P6QsQ)

30 Oh how I yearn for the days of untrimmed trim... Not me. Trimmed poon is one modern invention I can live with.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 14, 2014 06:29 AM (7ObY1)

31 Why are we spending money on this sort of thing anyway? Is this an actual medical device?

I know the answer to the first question is "Democrats" but seriously, can HHS buy my beer for me? I need it for...a report.

Posted by: Null at January 14, 2014 06:29 AM (DuH+r)

32 26 ouch Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 10:28 AM (t3UFN) I couldn't resist Â… (said the bishop to the actress).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:29 AM (olDqf)

33 Oh how I yearn for the days of untrimmed trim... "Trim." Ewwwwwww...

Posted by: Karl Rove at January 14, 2014 06:30 AM (JQuNB)

Those aren't penis pumps. They're cranial stimulators for all the dickheads in D.C.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 14, 2014 06:30 AM (vvk2F)

35 About time this gets brought up. Late night TV has had these pump ads for years featuring old people creeping everyone out with their tales of joy- and they explicitly mention it is covered under Medicare. New rule: want a boner after 65? Pay for it yourself. If you can't, tough shit. You'll be dead sooner or later with the added benefit of not grossing out those of us young enough to enjoy ourselves.

Posted by: CAC at January 14, 2014 06:30 AM (Xw3sf)

36 29 Oh how I yearn for the days of untrimmed trim... Not me. Trimmed poon is one modern invention I can live with. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 14, 2014 10:29 AM (7ObY1) Okay, but this fully-shaved thing is just the attempt to normalize child sex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:31 AM (olDqf)

37 I understand it is not as bad as it seems since they can also double as breast pumps? Or was I misinformed because that would suck!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 06:31 AM (t3UFN)

38 I watched a documentary, Unhung Hero, a couple of months ago. Its about a man who's girlfriend refused his proposal on the grounds that he has a small penis. He set out around the world to find a solution to the problem. The final solution: Self-respect. He learned to live with it but only after exploring some Gawd-awful methods for increasing penis size. In the end, he ended up in a relationship with the girl who sold him his penis pump (which, BTW, didn't work). It was a very interesting show made easier to take with doses of humor.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:31 AM (DmNpO)

39 Why not subsidize Beaver Hunt and Juggs? More bang. Less bucks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:31 AM (olDqf)

20 -

I thought it was a big fat meh. It was like watching... a sitcom.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 06:32 AM (TOk1P)

41 >>Health care policy experts said the revelations in the IG report are a troubling indication of what they describe as wasteful spending in federal health programs.

And yet no one is surprised, right?
If there's one thing that is as predictable as the sun rising in the morning, it is that any hugely funded government program will be rife with fraud and misspending.

And yet the MSM never quite deigns to link a story like this to a conservative/ Tea Party ideal of SMALL government, because the less money they have, and the fewer government programs in place, the less opportunity there is for crap like that.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2014 06:32 AM (POpqt)

42 I saw Bawney Fwank and the RingTones open for Penis Pump back in 87

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:32 AM (TE35l)

43 We are being "led" by Maroons....

Posted by: backhoe at January 14, 2014 06:32 AM (ULH4o)

First question: why are these covered?

Second question: they can't even be bothered to verify a price on a boondoggle?

Posted by: Austin in TX at January 14, 2014 06:32 AM (lKVc4)

45 Okay, but this fully-shaved thing is just the attempt to normalize child sex. Does make it harder for the Thai tranny boy to tuck & hide.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:32 AM (t+DWU)

46 I understand it is not as bad as it seems since they can also double as breast pumps? Or was I misinformed because that would suck!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 10:31 AM (t3UFN)

Uhhhhh, that's just some leftover milk in my penis pump. Swearsies.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 14, 2014 06:33 AM (W7ffl)

47 37 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 10:31 AM (DmNpO) He could've married a midget.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:33 AM (olDqf)

48 So which friend of which politician owns the penis pump factory?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at January 14, 2014 06:33 AM (jXsSV)

49 I understand it is not as bad as it seems since they can also double as breast pumps? Or was I misinformed because that would suck! Send one to Richard Gere & free the gerbils!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:33 AM (t+DWU)

50 He could've married a midget. *** he ended up with a hot girl who didn't care about his penis size.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:33 AM (DmNpO)

51 Keynesian pump priming. The money from the penis pumps will trickle down and spread out over the Asian factory workers who made them for .50 an hour. Economic bukkake.

Posted by: Beagle at January 14, 2014 06:33 AM (sOtz/)

52 44 Does make it harder for the Thai tranny boy to tuck & hide. Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:32 AM (t+DWU) Tuck and Hide. Is that like "duck and cover" or is it a country duo?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:33 AM (olDqf)

53 28 grammie winger at January 14, 2014 10:29 AM (P6QsQ)

Sure they do Mrs. Winger from their resort hotel luxury room ~~vacations~~ conferences....

//Bathtub Oompa-Loompa

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:34 AM (TE35l)

54 Okay, but this fully-shaved thing is just the attempt to normalize child sex. Agreed. Trimmed > shaved.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 14, 2014 06:34 AM (7ObY1)

Apparently some of y'all are under the mistaken impression this is an enlargement device.

It's not. It's for guys who can't get it up anymore, this is the thing that puts it back on the straight and narrow.

A legit medical device, if you consider impotent men to be in need of medical assistance. A bazillion dollar ad campaign for vigara and seeallis would seem to suggest they are.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 06:35 AM (TOk1P)

56 I've bought a lot of these, wasted a pretty penny, but if the government has one that works I'll buy a dozen!

Posted by: Sean at January 14, 2014 06:35 AM (KQZd+)

57 It's time we rose to the occasion and erected barriers against this kind of thing.

Posted by: John Boner at January 14, 2014 06:35 AM (m/WmK)

58 The real elephant in the room? Ace is already up! WTH?

Posted by: Miss Scarlett at January 14, 2014 06:35 AM (4MZD9)

59 Tuck and Hide. Is that like "duck and cover" or is it a country duo? Posted by: J.J. Sefton Duck & cover are reactions to some of my "jokes".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:36 AM (t+DWU)

60 Here's the trailer for Unhung Hero. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y5Rzfjsfec

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:36 AM (DmNpO)

61 57 He used his penis pump.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 06:36 AM (zqvg6)

46 -

Or dated younger "women."

Posted by: W. Allen and R. Polanski at January 14, 2014 06:36 AM (TOk1P)

63 37 I watched a documentary, Unhung Hero, a couple of months ago. Its about a man who's girlfriend refused his proposal on the grounds that he has a small penis. The guy let them make a documentary about his tiny wang? Dude's got balls. (sorry, I'm sure it is an interesting doc, but couldn't resist the joke.)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 14, 2014 06:36 AM (7ObY1)

64 52 //Bathtub Oompa-Loompa Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 10:34 AM (TE35l) That momzer really did look like a shmoo. Then again, he's in the Vegas hot tub guzzling champers on our dime.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:36 AM (olDqf)

65 < waves hand > These aren't the life events you're looking for.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 14, 2014 06:37 AM (1Boes)

66 2 Rove is a fat cock gobbling quisling.
Posted by: Mandrake at January 14, 2014 10:22 AM (Cs2tJ)

Will he see his shadow this February? Oh wait, that's Knob-Gobbler. Never mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 10:25 AM (olDqf)

Hmmm, the original quoted comment has, in the word of Popeye, diskappeared.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2014 06:37 AM (QYbdU)

67 Apparently some of y'all are under the mistaken impression this is an enlargement device. *** I don't think anyone thinks it's about size, but you can't expect a thread such as this not to wander.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:37 AM (DmNpO)

68

It's outrageous that the government is spending $175 million on penis pumps -- when they could be spending $175 million on federally subsided pecker pills.

Posted by: The Republicans "Medicare Part D Whatzup!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2014 06:37 AM (kdS6q)

69 If you want to step into the vacuum and service the Medicare erection systems market without the customary premium then have at it.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at January 14, 2014 06:37 AM (kxSZr)

Can these pumps be used elsewhere - like pumping up bike tyres or blowing up balloons?

I've never really heard about these devices ( living innocently under a rock)

Posted by: aussie at January 14, 2014 06:37 AM (UVpzA)

71 A legit medical device, if you consider impotent men to be in need of medical assistance. A bazillion dollar ad campaign for vigara and seeallis would seem to suggest they are. Internal or external pump? Because an external pump is just an enlargement device with slick marketing.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:38 AM (t+DWU)

72 100% inflation, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2014 06:38 AM (UzPAd)

73 Obama Boners should be free!!!!!

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 06:38 AM (Qev5V)

74 The guy let them make a documentary about his tiny wang? Dude's got balls. (sorry, I'm sure it is an interesting doc, but couldn't resist the joke.) *** I couldn't help but think that, before the doc, only a few people knew about his tiny knob. Now millions know about it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:38 AM (DmNpO)

75 Sounds like something Gerald Nadler pulledÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:38 AM (olDqf)

76 54 BurtTC at January 14, 2014 10:35 AM (TOk1P)

If it is our duty to help aid every Americans impotence I have as a modest proposal Medicare funded prostitutes.

Why not?

We pay for Sandy Fluke's Pogo Pills and the Ronco Ballon Pump, it's time for the Federal Whore Corps or rather a second Federal Whore Corps since Congress exists.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:39 AM (TE35l)

Whatever happened to "keep the government out of my bedroom"?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2014 06:39 AM (eGmvn)

43 -

The scooter and walk-in bathtub industries are laughing uproariously at your questions.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 06:39 AM (TOk1P)

79 Will the Feminazi's now demand subsidies for sybians?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:40 AM (olDqf)

80 There must be a vacuum attachment which would be cheaper. Every guy already has a Shop Vac.

Posted by: Beagle at January 14, 2014 06:40 AM (sOtz/)

81 Apparently some of y'all are under the mistaken impression this is an enlargement device. ========= Shaddup. We thrive under mistaken impressions.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 14, 2014 06:40 AM (bCEmE)

82 63 J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 10:36 AM (olDqf)

He was waving his orange cheeto amigo in our faces comrade...

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:40 AM (TE35l)

83 I always wondered about the name Microsoft. Sounds like an amoeba with erectile dysfunctionÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:41 AM (olDqf)

84 Will the Feminazi's now demand subsidies for sybians? Produce departments & zuchinni growers hardest hit....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:41 AM (t+DWU)

85 There must be a vacuum attachment which would be cheaper. Every guy already has a Shop Vac. Farm catalogs. Milking machines.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:42 AM (t+DWU)

86 83 rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:41 AM (t+DWU)

I am STRUGGLING to overcome my frigidity SENATOR about 6 hours a day...

//Sandra Fluke aged 70

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 06:42 AM (TE35l)

87 Glasses are covered, penis pumps are covered, but hearing aids are not (at least not with any insurance I've ever had). Nice.

Posted by: KG at January 14, 2014 06:42 AM (p7BzH)

88 One question, were they Swedish made?

Posted by: Austin "Danger" Powers at January 14, 2014 06:43 AM (f6rEV)

89 Why can't people just use toasters, for fuck's sakes?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:43 AM (olDqf)

90 Too bad they don't have tech for sets of gonads.

I think we have enough dick's in office.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:43 AM (nqBYe)

91 About ten minutes worth of a Federal spending. Important and trivial at the same time.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2014 06:44 AM (AO9UG)

92 This scandal isn't going anywhere. The Medicare people at HHS can explain that this isn't their bag, baby, and that will be the end of that.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 14, 2014 06:44 AM (xN1DB)

93 It doesn't surprise me that the gov pays more than double for these things. We used to pay about 20% over market on stuff at the company I worked for. The merchants charged us that 20% premium because of thr slow turnaround on their money. I suspect the government is even slower.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at January 14, 2014 06:44 AM (T2V/1)

94 Grab everything that's not nailed down.

Posted by: The shaft of kleptocracy at January 14, 2014 06:44 AM (R6JT1)

95 Glasses are covered, penis pumps are covered, but hearing aids are not (at least not with any insurance I've ever had). Nice. Who really wants to hear grandpa coming?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:44 AM (t+DWU)

96 I hope these were American-made pumps and not Swedish ones. I don't want my hard-earned tax dollars going to filthy Scandis.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 14, 2014 06:44 AM (xN1DB)

97 Soviet penis pumps were nuclear-powered.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2014 06:45 AM (AO9UG)

98 After Lena's melted banana dress, I bet there was a spike in the need for these pumps.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 06:45 AM (sA4/D)

99 Didn't Crazy Penis do Lover Tits? No. Really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:45 AM (olDqf)

100 Wasteful spending in federal health programs? The deuce you say!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 06:45 AM (U1Tts)

101 viagra covered also?

so we need viagra and penis pumps , and then abortions , and the pill .

so shouldn't they also cover nice bottles of wine and nice dinners to set the mood?

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:45 AM (nqBYe)

102

A penis pump walks into a bar and sternly orders a beer.

The bartender says, " you look kind of aggravated today , what's wrong?"

The penis pump replies " you'd be aggravated too if you had to work with the pricks I have to work with. "

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2014 06:45 AM (m2CN7)

103 Ace knows that the Horde can't resist an opportunity to make dick jokes. Well-played, sir.

Posted by: joncelli at January 14, 2014 06:46 AM (RD7QR)

104 Who really wants to hear grandpa coming?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:44 AM

ISWYDT

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2014 06:46 AM (eGmvn)

105 Soviet penis pumps were nuclear-powered. Glow in the dark for ease of locating.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:46 AM (t+DWU)

106 94 Who really wants to hear grandpa coming? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:44 AM (t+DWU) "Â…I'll take the soup." (punchline to geriatric sex joke)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2014 06:46 AM (olDqf)

107 But I was told that an empowered single payer would keep costs down. (I said that was bullshit when Brill wrote about it in Time.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 14, 2014 06:46 AM (GaqMa)

108
"From calendar years (CYs) 2006 to 2011, Medicare paid 473,620 VES claims totaling approximately $172.4 million. Over the same 6-year period, the yearly claimed amount for VES nearly doubled from $20.6 million in CY 2006 to $38.6 million in CY 2011"

From the chart, that doubling occurring from 2009 on.

Headline: Male Impotence Doubles Under Obama

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2014 06:46 AM (kdS6q)

109 so this is why they 'covered' the medical device?

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:47 AM (nqBYe)

110 Stick your dicks in ME! I"LL make it bigger. Porn star bigger. C'mon, you know you want to try it. It's freeeee... (BWAHAHAHAHA)

Posted by: The Toaster at January 14, 2014 06:48 AM (7ObY1)

111

That's it?

This thread barely makes it past 100, and already it's petered out?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2014 06:48 AM (TOk1P)

112 Who really wants to hear grandpa coming?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:44 AM (t+DWU)

Yes, but glasses are covered. You would rather see him coming?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 14, 2014 06:48 AM (+/C3g)

113 110 We don't have the stamina we used to have when we were younger.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 06:48 AM (zqvg6)

114 Posted by: CAC at January 14, 2014 10:30 AM (Xw3sf) We used to call this "old age" Now it's apparently a medical problem.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 14, 2014 06:48 AM (GaqMa)

115 hearing aides not covered?

so they can't 'hear' the word NO.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:48 AM (nqBYe)

116 From the chart, that doubling occurring from 2009 on. Headline: Male Impotence Doubles Under Obama Better than Erectile Dysfuntion CUT in Half.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 06:48 AM (t+DWU)

117 That's it? This thread barely makes it past 100, and already it's petered out? *** Yes. Petered out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:49 AM (DmNpO)

118 peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers dicks, how many peckers did peter piper dick around with?

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:50 AM (nqBYe)

119 I don't know about penis pumps but we got a massage parlor that will give you a nice rub-n-tug for $50

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at January 14, 2014 06:50 AM (5fSr7)

120
Will the Feminazi's now demand subsidies for sybians?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Just start giving out federally subsidized Neiman Marcus gift cards. That ought to jump start the ol' girl.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2014 06:50 AM (kdS6q)

121 From the chart, that doubling occurring from 2009 on. *** What chart?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:51 AM (DmNpO)

122 Headline: Male Impotence Doubles Under Obama *** A lack of a job and the ability to support his family will do that to a man.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:51 AM (DmNpO)

123 Perhaps this will re-ignite the passion on this thread.
http://www.ufunk.net/photoblog/ginger-girl-is-cute/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 06:51 AM (sA4/D)

124 so are breast implants (for women) and tummy tucks also covered?

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:52 AM (nqBYe)

125 Dick Cheney submitted a claim. It was forwarded to NASA because he included Saturn V videos.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2014 06:52 AM (AO9UG)

126 We have many Czechoslovakian sex machines for you to enjoy while we play with your big American breasts!

Posted by: Two Wild and Crazy Guys at January 14, 2014 06:52 AM (7ObY1)

127 vacuum erection systems (VES), commonly known as Â“Sandra Fluke,Â”

Posted by: Baldy at January 14, 2014 06:53 AM (2bql3)

128 For the record, an apostrophe-s does not a plural make. Stop it. You look stupid.

Posted by: Grumpy Grammarian at January 14, 2014 06:53 AM (vgIRn)

129 This certainly got Ace UP early in the morning. What's with that?

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 14, 2014 06:53 AM (Qev5V)

130
From the chart, that doubling occurring from 2009 on.

What chart?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

In the report. Follow the links down.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 14, 2014 06:54 AM (kdS6q)

131 122 She's got cricket legs above her eyes.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 06:54 AM (U1Tts)

132 Who really wants to hear grandpa coming?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:44 AM (t+DWU)

Damn. I've been got.

Posted by: KG at January 14, 2014 06:54 AM (p7BzH)

133 so are breast implants (for women) and tummy tucks also covered? *** My self-esteem might be improved with perkier tatas/

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:54 AM (DmNpO)

134 anyhoo, life is absurd!

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:54 AM (nqBYe)

135 Niedermeyer, hell yes!

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:55 AM (nqBYe)

136 127 For the record, an apostrophe-s does not a plural make. Stop it. You look stupid. Amen. Possessives and plurals are not the same. They used to teach that in skrewels.

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Give a Shit at January 14, 2014 06:55 AM (7ObY1)

137 I don't understand the thrust of this post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2014 06:55 AM (QFxY5)

138 Niedermeyer, i have this funky little toenail that has been bugging my foot esteem for ever.
they need to cover that.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:56 AM (nqBYe)

139 They take your money out of your paycheck for this.

Just a reminder.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 06:56 AM (P6QsQ)

140 My self-esteem might be improved with perkier tatas/ Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 10:54 AM (DmNpO) Already happened in the UK for that reason. NHS paid for huge breast implants on a girl who wanted to model like Jordan and said it would make her feel better.

Posted by: Beagle at January 14, 2014 06:57 AM (sOtz/)

141 No wonder they had to come up with the medical device tax. They had to recoup their losses.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 06:57 AM (U1Tts)

142 The sidebar story "Vintage Gentleman Boners" (NSFW) is a real time-suck.

Posted by: BuckIV at January 14, 2014 06:57 AM (CLfqv)

143 >>>Apparently some of y'all are under the mistaken impression this is an enlargement device.<<<

Everybody lies about size, and let's not forget this is a growth industry.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2014 06:57 AM (UzPAd)

144 Figures that you wingnuts would trash a program that is quite beneficial

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 14, 2014 06:58 AM (aTXUx)

145 Burn The Witch, exactly what i thought.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 06:58 AM (nqBYe)

146 Ummm, can't quite link with the reader app yet, but Breitbart has a charming story about young love, and restraining orders, concerning Houston RB Arian Foster.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2014 06:58 AM (ZshNr)

147 Any mention yet on the new commercials for the medication to help women have sex after menopause? You know the ones that seem to almost show the women approaching orgasm? And yet Viagra has to show the man and woman in separate bathtubs as some strange euphemism for sex.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 14, 2014 06:58 AM (sKn6z)

148 Niedermeyer, i have this funky little toenail that has been bugging my foot esteem for ever. they need to cover that. *** I have really long toes that don't look very pretty in sandals. I want toe surgery.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:58 AM (DmNpO)

149 In the report. Follow the links down. *** thanks. I had looked for a link twice before and totally overlooked it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:59 AM (DmNpO)

150 136 I don't understand the thrust of this post. Ace knew we'd make a lot of dick jokes, so he came through for us.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 14, 2014 06:59 AM (7ObY1)

151 I hate to say it, but what gives me the best boner now a days, is a great steak and a great drink.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 06:59 AM (t3UFN)

152 I have really long toes that don't look very pretty in sandals. I want toe surgery. *** correction: I NEED toe surgery. I must learn to phrase my demnds appropriately.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 06:59 AM (DmNpO)

153

I assume they also pay for the implantable penis pump procedure if the impotence is a consequence of another covered disease or accident. I can see the medical necessity of the implantable or the VES if the condition is soley related to a disease or accident.

Simple HBP or aging or psychological factors should not be sufficient to approve. Type I diabetes, paraplegia, direct trauma, etc. should qualify you.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2014 07:00 AM (m2CN7)

154 Apparently some of y'all are under the mistaken impression this is an enlargement device.<<< Everybody lies about size, and let's not forget this is a growth industry. It's cyclical. It goes up & down.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 07:00 AM (t+DWU)

155 I hate to say it, but what gives me the best boner now a days, is a great steak and a great drink. *** Steak and BJ day!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:00 AM (DmNpO)

156 Sadly, cutting this would simply be a pinprick.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, still chilly at January 14, 2014 07:00 AM (naUcP)

157 I've always wondered what it would be like to have straight hair. Maybe they'll pay for a hair replacement, even though I'm not bald.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at January 14, 2014 07:00 AM (7ObY1)

158 And yet Viagra has to show the man and woman in separate bathtubs as some strange euphemism for sex. C'mon man, get your boner pill commercials correct. That's Cialis. Viagra's euphemisms are a bunch of middle aged dudes having a jam session. o_O

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 07:00 AM (U1Tts)

159 147 Toe shortening surgery was a hot plastic surgery.Women are nuts.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 07:00 AM (zqvg6)

160 Just imagine if the government stopped docking money out of paychecks for this kind of stuff. People could afford to buy their own crap if and when they needed it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 07:01 AM (P6QsQ)

161 criminy i wish i knew of a way to grab some of this graft.

i need lessons .

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 07:02 AM (nqBYe)

162 They'd be better off spending the money on brain pumps.

Posted by: Mystery Meat at January 14, 2014 07:02 AM (tvTBx)

163 Speaking of Penis Pumps...

Lee Stranahan is running interference for Obama on Benghazi again...

"it WAS all about the video!"

Sven J Olafson ‏@sven10077 13m

@stranahan @Taxfree1031 I know when I go to protest a youtube vid I take 82mm mortars and invite my "non affiliated freelance" cousins.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 07:02 AM (TE35l)

164 I remember when 175 mil was a lot of money.

Posted by: Thadius Longbottom at January 14, 2014 07:03 AM (hszOB)

165 Niedermeyer, I would worry about having a proper stance after surgery.

giggle.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 07:03 AM (nqBYe)

166 Just imagine if the government stopped docking money out of paychecks for this kind of stuff. People could afford to buy their own crap if and when they needed it. Fleshlights FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 07:03 AM (t+DWU)

167 @139 - well, driving like Sebastian Vettel would make me feel a whole lot better, think Medicare will pay for an RB9 implant?

Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2014 07:03 AM (o+SC1)

168 151 I have really long toes that don't look very pretty in sandals. I want toe surgery.
***
correction: I NEED toe surgery.
I must learn to phrase my demnds appropriately.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 10:59 AM (DmNpO)
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158 147 Toe shortening surgery was a hot plastic surgery.Women are nuts.

Are longer sandals covered?

Posted by: jwb7605 [/i][/u][/s][/b] at January 14, 2014 07:03 AM (3Tv+N)

169 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 10:59 AM (DmNpO) WHO says: Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity So based on that, since your toes make you sad, you have a positive RIGHT to that surgery or something. Go conscript someone.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 14, 2014 07:03 AM (GaqMa)

170 My wife used to know how to give me a great boner, but now she just beaks my balls.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 07:04 AM (t3UFN)

171 Thadius, they used to fight over billions, now it's trillions!

i forgot how many 0's that has.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 07:04 AM (nqBYe)

172 146 Any mention yet on the new commercials for the medication to help women have sex after menopause?

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Haven't seen these yet. I know someone who could...benefit.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at January 14, 2014 07:04 AM (YmPwQ)

173 End withholding and see what happens.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 07:04 AM (zqvg6)

174

I'm all for helping elderly Americans with their necessary medical treatments for life-threatening or disabling diseases or conditions. But who in their right mind ever thought it was an appropriate use of taxpayer funds to pay for what are essentially "recreational" treatments? And... if you do the math, the 473,000 claims works out to something between $350 and $400 per claim for the $175 million. Is that really something that people can't afford if they think it's so important to them?

Look, I have a 75 year-old neighbor. We help out cutting his grass in the summer and shoveling his walks and driveway in the winter. He's a widower and lives alone. I can't imagine a circumstance where he would lean across the fence and ask me to give him $400 for a penis pump and use as his excuse that he's old and I'm young and working and making enough money to afford it. But that's essentially what happens every day through the intermediary of the federal government -- our older neighbors hide the fact that they are asking us to pay for their penis pumps (and our younger neighbors hide the fact that they are asking us to pay for their contraception).

Posted by: The Regular Guy at January 14, 2014 07:04 AM (qHCyt)

175 Somebody really needs to start asking the hard questions about this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 14, 2014 07:05 AM (NHmbE)

176 End withholding and see what happens.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 11:04 AM (zqvg6)

----------------------

THIS.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 07:05 AM (P6QsQ)

177 Pajama Boy writes in to say the pumps are worth every penny you pay for him, and anyone who disagrees is racist, sexist, heteronormative, and can probably get a date.

Posted by: motion view (@motionview) at January 14, 2014 07:05 AM (e6TyM)

178 My wife used to know how to give me a great boner, but now she just beaks my balls. Kinky.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 07:05 AM (U1Tts)

179 Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 14, 2014 11:00 AM (U1Tts) I remember the original Cialis commercials that involved someone throwing a football through a tire swing. For about 3 weeks I thought Cialis was an arthritis medication. (This was back before the commercials ever said "ED" they said things like "you can't do what you used to.")

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 14, 2014 07:06 AM (GaqMa)

180 Has anyone seen the ads for the female version of Viagra and Cialis?
I forget what it's called, but is features a number of model-like women in their 50's looking like they are ready for some action.

My husband commented that with the male ads, it's all about being spontaneous with your cute mate (Oh look, I caught you dancing in the living room! Let's get it on!), while the female version is all "Release the cougars!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2014 07:06 AM (POpqt)

181 it really has become the twilight zone.

Posted by: willow at January 14, 2014 07:06 AM (nqBYe)

182 I have a 75 year-old neighbor. We help out cutting his grass in the summer and shoveling his walks and driveway in the winter. He's a widower and lives alone. I can't imagine a circumstance where he would lean across the fence and ask me to give him $400 for a penis pump and use as his excuse that he's old and I'm young and working and making enough money to afford it. But that's essentially what happens every day through the intermediary of the federal government

-----------------------

Very good illustration.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 07:06 AM (P6QsQ)

183 In Soviet Russia, government penis pumps you!

Posted by: In Soviet Russia Guy at January 14, 2014 07:07 AM (NF2Bf)

184 Just one time, I want the media to actually investigate these sorts of expenditures. Then a week in, the NSA is forced to ademit that the penis pump budget was actually for alien spacecraft fuel and embassy bugs. The $1500 screwdriver was actually laser rifle research.

Posted by: Karusky at January 14, 2014 07:07 AM (Vh3lG)

185 168 tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 14, 2014 11:03 AM (GaqMa)

I'd like my scars removed...all of them..

I have about 25 or so.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 07:07 AM (TE35l)

186 Like little children we do not make a distinction between NEED and WANT.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2014 07:09 AM (dfYL9)

187 I'd like my scars removed...all of them.. I have about 25 or so. Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 11:07 AM (TE35l) Given the current state of things, I could probably construct an argument that would convince someone at CMS this should be covered. That right there is one of the problems

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 14, 2014 07:10 AM (GaqMa)

188

Freaking Cialis goes for $38 a pill now at the pharmacy. I have a few claimants who somehow were able to prevail through litigation and get their impotency covered as part of their Workers Comp claim.

I've got to get out of this business. If you want to see the Free Shit Army and their allies in the government at work , sit at an Insurance claims desk for a month. It would change your perspective on the mean old insurance company meme.

Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2014 07:10 AM (m2CN7)

189 Chicks dig scars,Sven.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2014 07:11 AM (zqvg6)

190 I already have a Vacuum Erection System.

It's called a wife.

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 14, 2014 07:11 AM (wtvvX)

191 When you live in a country where roughly half of all voter's definition of Freedom begins and ends with their genitalia and who/what/where'd they prefer bump it around with...well, your country ends up spending $175M on penis pumps.

Perhaps if I started making offerings to the Yellowstone Caldera I'd get some better results...

Posted by: Jaws at January 14, 2014 07:12 AM (4I3Uo)

192 >>Freaking Cialis goes for $38 a pill now at the pharmacy.

Well, not just anybody can afford to have a couple of footed tubs on the dock of their lake house...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2014 07:12 AM (POpqt)

193

There was a young man named Gene

Who invented a f***ing machine.

It was concave and convex,

It fit either sex.

But oh what a bastard to clean.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 14, 2014 07:12 AM (l3vZN)

194 I've got to get out of this business. If you want tosee the Free Shit Army and their allies in the government at work, sit at an Insurance claims desk for a month. It would change your perspective on the mean old insurance company meme. Posted by: polynikes at January 14, 2014 11:10 AM (m2CN7) That's just economics at work. I (as a rational economic actor) want to shift as much of my real dollar costs to the insurance company. Which is why comprehensive coverage increases total spending.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 14, 2014 07:13 AM (GaqMa)

195 I already have a Vacuum Erection System. It's called a wife. Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 14, 2014 11:11 AM (wtvvX) Yeah but that model is a tad touchy and sometimes doens't work for days on end, and G-D forbid you look at it askance by mistake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 07:13 AM (t3UFN)

196 what concerns me is that $175M, or $80M....

How many freaking assault penis pumps are now out there?

I think we should expand background checks and prohibit their sale to the mentally ill.

Posted by: tangonine at January 14, 2014 07:13 AM (x3YFz)

197 I already have a Vacuum Erection System. It's called a wife. Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 14, 2014 11:11 AM (wtvvX) Yeah but that model is a tad touchy and sometimes doens't work for days on end, and G-D forbid you look at it askance by mistake Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 11:13 AM (t3UFN) Oh and if that is the Jewish Model, that better be one big fuckin ring

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2014 07:14 AM (t3UFN)

198

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 11:00 AM (t+DWU) ---- Isn't it more like an accordion?

Posted by: Baldy at January 14, 2014 07:14 AM (2bql3)

199 188 steevy at January 14, 2014 11:11 AM (zqvg6)

Only one chick sees about 2/3ds of 'em now...

Nah my point is people are asking for perfection rather than living.

I have a scar on my left orbital...every now and again the collagen acts up and it itches like hell and at worst makes my eye twitch.

1) I don't think that can be fixed

2) if "fixing it" requires a graft at ~4,800 bucks I do not think I should be able to force my son and his peers to pay for it just because I got to age 65...

I'm definitely not a model, and it is a nuisance not a QoL inhibitor...

"restraint" doesn't appear in too many people's dictionaries anymore.

Posted by: Sven 10077 at January 14, 2014 07:14 AM (TE35l)

200 194 I already have a Vacuum Erection System.

It's called a wife.
Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 14, 2014 11:11 AM (wtvvX)

As a married man, I can tell you outright this is disinformation and pure propaganda.

Posted by: tangonine at January 14, 2014 07:15 AM (x3YFz)

201 Reading this stuff I feel like I've died and been transported to another fun-house mirror Universe....

Posted by: backhoe at January 14, 2014 07:16 AM (ULH4o)

202 Christie thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2014 07:17 AM (DmNpO)

203 Speaking of a major screw up aka a boner, Detroit Free Press reporter tweets incest joke about West Virginia spill. Then tries to delete the Tweet.

http://tinyurl.com/lppd78h

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 14, 2014 07:18 AM (sA4/D)

204 I already have a Vacuum Erection System.

It's called a wife.

Nothing quite like that first year of marital bliss.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 14, 2014 07:19 AM (YEelc)

205 If I am late, sorry. The best topic sentence from the source article.
///

Medicare payments for VES have swelled in recent years. The Department of Health and Human Services paid $20.6 million for 61,589 claims in 2006. It paid $38.6 million for 103,448 claims in 2011.
///
I think the pun was intended at The Wash. Free Beacon.

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 14, 2014 07:23 AM (ysklD)

206 It's like the 70's all over again! What's next? Leisure suits & platform shoes? Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:27 AM (t+DWU) $600 hammers and $1200 toilet seats.

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2014 07:25 AM (HtUkt)

207 Aw, c'mon ya wanker! Penis pumps and no mention of my song. Ya wanker! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpprOGsLWUo

Posted by: Elvis Costello at January 14, 2014 07:27 AM (0cMkb)

208 Actually, my wife is the 1960s-era Dutch/German model.

And she still generates quite the p.s.i.

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 14, 2014 07:29 AM (wtvvX)

209 205 It's like the 70's all over again! What's next? Leisure suits & platform shoes?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2014 10:27 AM (t+DWU)

Pacers, Gremlins, Pintos and Vegas???

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at January 14, 2014 07:30 AM (wtvvX)

210 Posted by: Elvis Costello at January 14, 2014 11:27 AM

Elvis Lives! oops wrong one.
I forgot about that tune, thank you!

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at January 14, 2014 07:31 AM (lCZjk)

211 Certainly there was some Democrat crony at the end of this pipeline.

Posted by: --- at January 14, 2014 07:34 AM (MMC8r)

212 Health care policy experts said the revelations in the IG report are a troubling indication of what they describe as wasteful spending in federal health programs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to find out that government programs are ripe for waste, fraud, and abuse. Quick, expand all existing programs and find new ways to start more!!!

Posted by: deadrody at January 14, 2014 07:38 AM (aT8Zk)

213 Heh. I saw a commercial for some law firm that went "If you've suffered vision loss by taking Viagra, call the law offices of somethin somethin." My first thought was "Didn't your Mama tell you that you would go blind if you didn't stop doing that?" I only saw that commercial one time. Laughed my ass off.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at January 14, 2014 07:38 AM (q/kmn)

214 4 Why are these covered under Medicare at all in the first place? Posted by: grammie winger at January 14, 2014 10:23 AM (P6QsQ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To be fair, erectile dysfunction is a real thing. I don't know why anyone would still try and treat it with a pump, but I guess you'd have to take that up with the doctor(s).

Posted by: deadrody at January 14, 2014 07:39 AM (aT8Zk)

215

Now you know where the Democratic mind is located!

Posted by: burt at January 14, 2014 08:15 AM (1+kJ5)

216 I don't know how to link You Tube, but along with the Elvis Costello song should be the "I only have a 3 inch tool" song. It is a take off on the Hootie and the Blowfish song.

Posted by: Chilling the most at January 14, 2014 08:17 AM (gxtMZ)

217 Uh, how can I get one? You know, for a friend of mine... LOL!

Posted by: Long Duck Dong at January 14, 2014 08:54 AM (FYvb/)

218 thank goodness, hopefully now i can get that penis reduction surgery i been needin paid for by the gummint

Posted by: the chipper at January 14, 2014 09:19 AM (WvuJ0)

219 Hmm... inflated prices, limp excuses, taxpayers getting the shaft... In the private sector, if you're able to tow a truck with horses or fix a sailboat pulley with a life jacket, you're entitled to a boner.

Posted by: GGinNC at January 14, 2014 09:53 AM (7ieoi)

220 Yes, yes, but are they MILSPEC rated pumps? proving your product is MILSPEC rated is pretty expensive...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at January 14, 2014 11:02 AM (1hM1d)

221 Judd Hersch had the line about this in the movie "Independence Day".

Posted by: nip at January 14, 2014 12:52 PM (jI23+)

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