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May 03, 2014

When Bad Movies Are Just Bad - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

To quote Lachlan Markay, "AYFKM with this?"

No. No, they are not. This is a thing.

They do, however, attempt to define that quality which differentiates a bad movie from being a good bad movie and just a plain ol' bad movie. This, they conclude, is the latter.

It feels like Zombeavers's writers saw Sharknado and its instant online popularity and thought it'd be easy to replicate something so bad that it's good. But there's a special magic to a movie like Sharknado, and that lies in its earnestness. For all its faults, Ian Ziering sells that he is afraid that sharks will fly out of a tornado and kill his family. It's insane. It's incredibly stupid. And you know what? It's wildly entertaining. Ultimately, Zombeavers is just two out three.
From a title like Zombeavers, you'd probably expect a creature feature studded with gore, goofiness, and perhaps some T&A, right? Well, if that's all you're hoping for from this horror-comedy, you'll be satisfied. Zombeavers delivers in being wacky and graphic. It's just a shame it doesn't aspire to be anything more, like spirited, smart or frightening.

Somehow, I suspect at least a few of us will watch it anyway.

Open thread.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 04:03 PM | Comments (264)
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1 I'm getting tired of the whole zombie thing.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 04:06 PM (l/M30)

2 First?

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 03, 2014 04:07 PM (lq3Ak)

3 nope, will not watch.

Posted by: In Search of a New Identity at May 03, 2014 04:07 PM (La+tV)

4 Looks awesome! ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at May 03, 2014 04:08 PM (zDsvJ)

5 I left the theater and pelt unsatisfied.

Posted by: Irv T. Beaver at May 03, 2014 04:08 PM (GW/jL)

6 FACT: Beavers have two webbed feet. Otters have four.

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:09 PM (GW/jL)

7 This is NOT "a thing".

Gee Whiz, this cannot be "a thing".

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 03, 2014 04:09 PM (lq3Ak)

8 How the hell do people get the money to make crap like this?

Posted by: In Search of a New Identity at May 03, 2014 04:09 PM (La+tV)

9 Decaying and putrifying beavers? When did Madeline Albright and Hillary Clinton team up for a buddy movie?

Posted by: Wynona's Big Brown Beaver at May 03, 2014 04:09 PM (K1sEu)

10 These movies are like zombies, hard to kill unless hit in the sweet spot. In the case of movies - the box orifice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 03, 2014 04:09 PM (L+hnr)

11 Damn, what a shitty national anthem at the Kings-Ducks game.

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:10 PM (GW/jL)

12 I'm so suing!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 03, 2014 04:10 PM (Q2bPn)

13 Worst movie you ever saw tangent in 3 2 1 .... I remember just flashes of a drive-in horror movie from when I was pretty young. Pretty sure the thinking was kids would be asleep for the horror movie of the double feature. It was some nuclear or mutant germ thing where peoples skin flaked off based on my nightmares afterwards.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 03, 2014 04:12 PM (ql12X)

14 I think they should do a love story movie about President Obama and lovely Michelle and also include their beautiful children of color. I think would could a great deal from such a movie.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at May 03, 2014 04:12 PM (hP/Mt)

15 The person who dragged us to National Lampoons' Vegas Vacation apologized afterwards. At least it was the cheap theater.

Posted by: Vendette at May 03, 2014 04:12 PM (MpP9p)

16 Was one of the producers of American Pie a retarded alcoholic with a serious meth problem and gambling debts that led him to put his name on this?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 03, 2014 04:13 PM (oFCZn)

17 Lord Beaverbrook: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Beaverbrook

Posted by: Irving T. Beaver at May 03, 2014 04:13 PM (GW/jL)

18 They say Hollywood is out of ideas but that's not true. They have bad ideas.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 03, 2014 04:14 PM (Mogjf)

19 I'm not a fan of camp in any form. Whether created by people who are in love with their own affectation or by those that lack a scintilla of self-awareness, the effort seems like a big ass waste of everyone's time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at May 03, 2014 04:14 PM (JmGFJ)

Never have understood why female lady parts were referred to as 'beavers'.

I mean...why beaver, of all animals?

Why not squirrels or chipmunks?

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 04:14 PM (l/M30)

21 I tested it.

Not enough jiggle.

Posted by: Buffal ho Jills talent scout at May 03, 2014 04:14 PM (IVgIK)

22 I'm out of cigarettes. I will take my leave, so as to roll my own.

That's How... , well, that's how I roll.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 03, 2014 04:15 PM (lq3Ak)

23 The movie may suck, but I'm liking the tag line. " You'll all be dammed"

Posted by: Weirddave at May 03, 2014 04:15 PM (N/cFh)

24 Beavers are larger than all forms of weasel.

I know a winter beaver trapper in MN. The meat goes to a guy who raises sled dogs.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2014 04:16 PM (DL2i+)

25 They say Hollywood is out of ideas but that's not true. They have bad ideas. **** Very bad ideas.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:16 PM (DmNpO)

18 They say Hollywood is out of ideas but that's not true. They have bad ideas.

It's the Liberal Inbreeding that's been going on there.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 04:16 PM (l/M30)

27 What's this, a biopic about female sitting justices on the Supreme Court? Yippee.

Posted by: fairweatherbill beaverslayer at May 03, 2014 04:17 PM (FiH9D)

28 When I hear "beaver" I think of the human kind. So, add zombie to it, and there are all sorts of exciting possibilities. Sure, the chick looks dead but her beaver will eat you alive. non nom nom

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at May 03, 2014 04:17 PM (8c12T)

29 Starring Helen Thomas?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 03, 2014 04:18 PM (30eLQ)

Being a bit hard on the Beaver there, Niev?

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2014 04:18 PM (vvk2F)

31 Blues Brothers 2000 wasn't great either.

Posted by: Vendette at May 03, 2014 04:20 PM (MpP9p)

Nied*

Damn lack of an edit function..... PPPPPIXXXXYYY!!!!!

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 03, 2014 04:20 PM (vvk2F)

33 Nice beaver. http://youtu.be/wS3LWOTCW4A

Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at May 03, 2014 04:20 PM (GW/jL)

34 Speaking of bad movies -

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/selection-du-weekend-86-35.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 03, 2014 04:21 PM (L+hnr)

35 So, what caused the beaver super freak? Fracking or global warming?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 04:21 PM (B5oYZ)

36 Are we not watching a movie this weekend? When is that rolling around again?

Posted by: .87c at May 03, 2014 04:21 PM (XSQ3T)

37 20 Never have understood why female lady parts were referred to as 'beavers'. I mean...why beaver, of all animals? Why not squirrels or chipmunks? Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 08:14 PM (l/M30) Panty hamster

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2014 04:21 PM (mx5oN)

38 Y-not, you still here? I just passed the #TweepPublishing to you.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:22 PM (DmNpO)

39 Wheatie: because beaverpelts were used for female garments, I think. Last of the Mohicans: A young man, in the dress of an officer, conducted to their steeds two females, who, as it was apparent by their dresses, were prepared to encounter the fatigues of a journey in the woods. One, and she was the more juvenile in her appearance, though both were young, permitted glimpses of her dazzling complexion, fair golden hair, and bright blue eyes, to be caught, as she artlessly suffered the morning air to blow aside the green veil which descended low from her beaver. -- when this was read aloud at my fourth-form English class, the look on my fellow students' faces was... priceless. [BTW several founding members of the Monty Python were alumni of that school. Sometimes it shows.]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 03, 2014 04:22 PM (30eLQ)

40 I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch, and the bastard tried to bite me.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2014 04:23 PM (mx5oN)

41 Are we not watching a movie this weekend? When is that rolling around again? *** We'll do it once every 3-4 weeks. I'll put up a movie poll next weekend.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:23 PM (DmNpO)

42 So what is tonight's movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 03, 2014 04:23 PM (L+hnr)

43 Frogs (1972) "A group of hapless victims is invited to an island estate crawling with evil frogs." And the frogs do absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. Surprisingly, an all-star cast including Ray Milland, Sam Elliot and Joan Van Ark.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2014 04:24 PM (QupBk)

44 Ward, you were awfully hard on the beaver last night!

Posted by: June Cleaver at May 03, 2014 04:25 PM (mx5oN)

45 Never have understood why female lady parts were referred to as 'beavers'. I mean...why beaver, of all animals? Why not squirrels or chipmunks? - Or for that matter, why not a Wally or Eddie?

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 03, 2014 04:26 PM (Mogjf)

46 Did people actually go see Sharknado? I don't go to the movies often, but even if I did I can't imagine I'd look at a title like that and think it would be of any entertainment value. Being really high and watching MST3K was a chore sometimes, plus we had a regulation dartboard and 100% lumbo coffee when we couldn't focus on the lame jokes.

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 04:26 PM (Ph479)

47 Apropos of nothing, I enjoyed the season finale of Vikings. Good bloodletting and grim faces.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2014 04:26 PM (QupBk)

48 OT: buy flood insurance. Half of my town didn't because they're in an "X" zone. 20 plus inches of rain in 24 hours don't care. It's worth the $400 bucks a year. I've got a strange rash from the floodwaters....

Posted by: Drewbicle at May 03, 2014 04:26 PM (iGiss)

49 Tiny hamsters eating tiny burritos. Think of it as a palate cleanser:

http://www.incrediblethings.com/pets/tiny-hamsters-eating-tiny-burritos/

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2014 04:27 PM (8lmkt)

50 L8r all. Off to see Mastodon. A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAihDAJX8Ow

Posted by: The Metal Hat at May 03, 2014 04:27 PM (K1sEu)

51 OT: buy flood insurance. Half of my town didn't because they're in an "X" zone. 20 plus inches of rain in 24 hours don't care. It's worth the $400 bucks a year. I've got a strange rash from the floodwaters.... *** Yep. Even if all it take out is your HVAC, it's worth the money you spent on insurance.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:27 PM (DmNpO)

52 20, knicker flicker.

Posted by: fairweatherbill beaverslayer at May 03, 2014 04:28 PM (FiH9D)

53 A camp movie without some gratuitous T and A? Pffft!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2014 04:28 PM (6PlZp)

54 Did people actually go see Sharknado? I don't go to the movies often, but even if I did I can't imagine I'd look at a title like that and think it would be of any entertainment value. Being really high and watching MST3K was a chore sometimes, plus we had a regulation dartboard and 100% lumbo coffee when we couldn't focus on the lame jokes.

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 08:26 PM (Ph479)

It was on TV. Not in the theater. In the next few months on TV we will be blessed with Sharknado II. Sharknado III is in the pipeline.

Posted by: Vendette at May 03, 2014 04:29 PM (MpP9p)

39 Wheatie: because beaverpelts were used for female garments, I think.

But men have worn beaver pelt coats.

Beaver fur is known for being waterproof and good at holding in warmth.

So it's not like beaver pelts have been worn exclusively by females.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 04:29 PM (l/M30)

56 In the 50s or 60s there was some movie called the Crocadile or Alligator Men. Terrified the shit out of me. Me and the other kids would talk about it incessantly though none of us ever saw it. Finally saw a segment of it as an adult and it was similar to the LandShark skit. It was that BAD! But the very thought of being eaten by a half man/half reptile gave me nightmares for years.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at May 03, 2014 04:29 PM (8c12T)

57 According to Wired, Terminator 4-5-6 are in development. Arnold will be appearing, somehow.

Posted by: In Search of a New Identity at May 03, 2014 04:30 PM (La+tV)

58 Saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier last night. In our opinion, a good movie, but not a great one. What bothered us the most was how useless everyone was unless they were a named character. The nerds standing up the the armed Hydra agents were bypassed with the push of a button. The crew trying to close the blast doors to prevent Hydra from invading were all shot on sight. The worst example of the movie's theme of You're Useless Unless You're Named was when the aircrew frantically fighting their way to their aircraft to support Captain America were taken out one by one by the Winter Soldier. No, I'm not putting spoiler tags on this, because all of this didn't advance the plot at all, they were just needless deaths.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 03, 2014 04:30 PM (tl+KL)

59 46 Did people actually go see Sharknado? I don't go to the movies often, but even if I did I can't imagine I'd look at a title like that and think it would be of any entertainment value. Being really high and watching MST3K was a chore sometimes, plus we had a regulation dartboard and 100% lumbo coffee when we couldn't focus on the lame jokes. Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 08:26 PM (Ph479) --Sharknado was a TV movie.

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:31 PM (GW/jL)

60 The last movie I saw at a theater was the remake of Total Recall with Collin Farrell. I thought it was better than the original.
[ducks]

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 04:31 PM (Ph479)

61 Beaver cleaver nasty lever Watch your garden grow

Posted by: Mastodon at May 03, 2014 04:31 PM (u/7ve)

62 So it's not like beaver pelts have beenworn exclusively by females.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 08:29 PM (l/M30)

Haha, somebody online said it's because they both eat wood. LOL!!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2014 04:31 PM (8lmkt)

63 True story: we had at least one beaver in our yard last year trying to dam up the creak that runs alongside our property. Suddenly saplings were disappearing from our yard. Of course Mrs928 accused me of randomly hacking them down for some nefarious purpose but it was not so.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2014 04:32 PM (QupBk)

64 Ducks GOAL! Tied 1-1

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:32 PM (GW/jL)

65 Come on! The guy slicing the shark in half mid air with a chain saw made it historic.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at May 03, 2014 04:33 PM (8c12T)

66 Some people are obsessed with beavers while Harry Reid is obsessed with Koch. Harry Reid. Obsessed with Koch and bad for Nevada.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 04:34 PM (LJ7Ze)

67 Sharknado was a TV movie.

I don't see many movies, period!

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 04:34 PM (Ph479)

68 Talk about bad movie scripts...

Dual national - US and Iranian - arrested with boxes of technical information on the JSF F-35. Worked for Pratt and Whitney. Had already made five trips to Iran in the past seven years. Is there anyone anywhere paying attention to anything when it comes to national security?

http://tinyurl.com/pywox88

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 03, 2014 04:34 PM (L+hnr)

69 The Green Slime (196

"A giant asteroid is heading toward Earth so some astronauts disembark from a nearby space station to blow it up. The mission is successful, and they return to the station unknowingly bringing back a gooey green substance that mutates into one-eyed tentacled monsters that feed off electricity. Soon the station is crawling with them, and people are being zapped left and right! "

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2014 04:34 PM (QupBk)

70 Come on! The guy slicing the shark in half mid air with a chain saw made it historic. *** Duuude! It was better than that. He was swallowed by the shark and used the chainsaw to cut his way out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:34 PM (DmNpO)

71 If this movie has lots of young things in bikinis, then I may just have to watch it. Mind you, I don't want to watch it, but I will if there are young nubile females with bikinis in it. If there are no 18-25 year olds with large bosoms and skimpy bikinis, I will file a complaint with the FTC for false advertising. Oh yeah, there better be a lot of beaver in it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 03, 2014 04:35 PM (HxSXm)

72 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 03, 2014 04:35 PM (LJ7Ze)

62...Haha, somebody online said it's because they both eat wood. LOL!!!

Now that makes more sense than anything else I've hear, Peaches.

Hah!

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 04:35 PM (l/M30)

74 heard

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 04:36 PM (l/M30)

75 If there are no 18-25 year olds with large bosoms and skimpy bikinis, I will file a complaint with the FTC for false advertising. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 03, 2014 --Bosoms aside, only one chick in the poster is wearing a biki I would call skimpy.

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:36 PM (GW/jL)

76 Apparently the name beaver for lady part is because back in the day women went full um Brazilian. They needed some form of coverage to avoid irritation so they used a beaver pelt toupee.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 04:37 PM (B5oYZ)

77 20 Never have understood why female lady parts were referred to as 'beavers'. Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 08:14 PM (l/M30) It was from back in ye olden tymes before waxing.

Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2014 04:37 PM (sdi6R)

78 Zombeavers. Please. ..and Sharknado was stupid in the extreme.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at May 03, 2014 04:38 PM (1PKig)

79 44 Ward, you were awfully hard on the beaver last night! Posted by: June Cleaver at May 03, 2014 08:25 PM (mx5oN) Sorry Mrs Cleaver, that wasn't Ward.

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at May 03, 2014 04:38 PM (HxSXm)

80 I saw a horrible movie many the year ago. It was in the early sixties when spy movies with cool James Bond like spies were the thing. This was a cool spy movie with a sophisticated hero fighting bad guys. The kicker: it was a Tarzan movie in which savage Tarzan of the jungle became a let me slip out of these wet others and into a dry martini ladies' man.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 03, 2014 04:38 PM (Mogjf)

81 "Jailbait" on Netflix.

Staggeringly Bad, with no redeeming value. Wimmen's prison movie...

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( not your grandfather at May 03, 2014 04:38 PM (JyjXt)

82 Roger Corman wept.

Posted by: --- at May 03, 2014 04:39 PM (MMC8r)

83 79 44 Ward, you were awfully hard on the beaver last night! Posted by: June Cleaver at May 03, 2014 08:25 PM (mx5oN) Sorry Mrs Cleaver, that wasn't Ward. Posted by: Eddie Haskell at May 03, 2014 08:38 PM (HxSXm) And the last couple of times weren't Eddie. Now make me a sammich bitch.

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at May 03, 2014 04:39 PM (HxSXm)

84 Worst movie I've ever seen? Avatar. An insult from start to finish.

Posted by: --- at May 03, 2014 04:39 PM (MMC8r)

85 From the review: The stakes here are never grounded, in part because of the lack of energy from the cast, and in part because the script is dedicatedly sloppy with no apparent awareness to the sub genre's finer points. It's characters aren't even recognizable stereotypes, and their actions make little to no sense other than filling the runningtime with dirty words, sex and violence.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:39 PM (DmNpO)

86 --Bosoms aside, only one chick in the poster is wearing a biki I would call skimpy. Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 08:36 PM (GW/jL) At my age, they are all skimpy bikinis.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 03, 2014 04:40 PM (HxSXm)

87 their actions make little to no sense other than filling the runningtime with dirty words, sex and violence. Hey, that's MY shtick!

Posted by: Seth Rogen at May 03, 2014 04:41 PM (MMC8r)

88 Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at May 03, 2014 08:39 PM (HxSXm) You might want to back out slowly. *racks shotgun*

Posted by: Father Knows Best at May 03, 2014 04:41 PM (lq3Ak)

89 When I was a little kid I saw "Attack of the Killer Shrews" on the late night creature feature. Sis and I howled over the "shrews" that were clearly dogs with crepe paper fur and cardboard star noses. What cheapnis! Then when the lights were turned out I jumped at every scurrying mouse noise or branch scratching the window pane. And yes, it later got the MST3K treatment.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 03, 2014 04:43 PM (QBm1P)

90 Somehow, I suspect at least a few of us will watch it anyway. *shifty eyes* Ummmm. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at May 03, 2014 04:43 PM (dMSj2)

91 is this like the bad art museum? deliberately bad art doesn't cut it....it's the bad art made earnestly by people who had a vision of it being good?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 03, 2014 04:44 PM (u8GsB)

92 is this like the bad art museum? deliberately bad art doesn't cut it....it's the bad art made earnestly by people who had a vision of it being good? *** I think that about sums it up.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:45 PM (DmNpO)

93 A really bad movie: Tarzan, The Ape Man (the one w/Bo Derek).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2014 04:45 PM (8zTpe)

94 Mister, we could use a man like Joe Bob Briggs again...

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 03, 2014 04:45 PM (uhMMS)

95 The original Texas chainsaw massacre was amazingly stupid and hilarious. I know that wasn't the intent but I was laughing all the way through it.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 04:45 PM (B5oYZ)

96 white chicks.....if it's on....i have to watch it....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 03, 2014 04:46 PM (u8GsB)

97 Kings-Ducks tied 1-1 after 1

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:46 PM (GW/jL)

98 Ear worm for bad movie thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5oDh7o3a00 You're welcome

Posted by: In Search of a New Identity at May 03, 2014 04:48 PM (La+tV)

99 Somehow, I suspect at least a few of us will watch it anyway.

*shifty eyes*

Ummmm.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at May 03, 2014 08:43 PM (dMSj2)

If she watches, so shall the Horde.

Posted by: Vendette at May 03, 2014 04:48 PM (MpP9p)

100 95 The original Texas chainsaw massacre was amazingly stupid and hilarious. I know that wasn't the intent but I was laughing all the way through it. Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 08:45 PM (B5oYZ) --All I recall from that was "Hit 'im with the hammer, grampaw!!!!"

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:48 PM (GW/jL)

101 Clint Eastwood made some kind of circus movie with that Sandra Locke? skank. That thing was brutal.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 04:48 PM (B5oYZ)

102 If she watches, so shall the Horde. Posted by: Vendette at May 03, 2014 08:48 PM (MpP9p) --Not I.

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:49 PM (GW/jL)

103 Oh, for the love of pete! Legal Insurrection ‏@LegInsurrection 19s Rep. Barbara Lee: IÂ’d support $26/hr minimum wage in California http://shar.es/Sv1fQ (Corrected)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:49 PM (DmNpO)

104 101 Clint Eastwood made some kind of circus movie with that Sandra Locke? skank. That thing was brutal. Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 08:48 PM (B5oYZ) bronco billy is one of my all time favorites

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 03, 2014 04:49 PM (u8GsB)

105 It was on TV. Not in the theater. In the next few months on TV we will be blessed with Sharknado II. Sharknado III is in the pipeline. Posted by: Vendette at May 03, 2014 08:29 PM (MpP9p) Sharknado got limited theatrical release after it was on SciFi. I think I've mentioned before but Ghost Shark was actually pretty damn good if only for the part where the guy drinks a cup of water and gets Ghost Sharked from the inside.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at May 03, 2014 04:49 PM (dMSj2)

106 Oh, Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet was terrible.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2014 04:50 PM (8zTpe)

107 If that Zombeaver flick doesn't include a scene with an amorous couple where the guy says something like, "Hey honey, check out my wood" right before a zombeaver bites off his schwanzstucker I'll be extremely disappointed.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 03, 2014 04:50 PM (uhMMS)

108 Sharknado got limited theatrical release after it was on SciFi.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at May 03, 2014 08:49 PM (dMSj2)

I stand corrected.

Posted by: Vendette at May 03, 2014 04:50 PM (MpP9p)

109 107 Oh, Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet was terrible. Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2014 08:50 PM (8zTpe) them's fightin' words

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 03, 2014 04:51 PM (u8GsB)

110 How about a little Zappa to accompany the narrative: http://tinyurl.com/q77an4l

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 03, 2014 04:51 PM (QBm1P)

111 100 That's it! I forgot what that idiot said, but that's it. Premium membership heading your way in two weeks. Awesome! 😀

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 04:51 PM (B5oYZ)

112 Clint Eastwood made some kind of circus movie with that Sandra Locke? skank. That thing was brutal. Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 08:48 PM (B5oYZ) ******* I believe Clint was married to said skank at that time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 04:51 PM (ojnk6)

113 I was thirteen when our park counselor took several of us to go see the Exorcist. We behaved so badly management asked us to leave. Going to a Catholic school didn't help.

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 04:51 PM (Ph479)

114 Moochzilla's brother coaches the Beavers NCAA basketball team. FYI.

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:51 PM (GW/jL)

115 American Hustle Heard nothing but positive reviews. Even a few here said it is great. It sucks. Boring.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 04:52 PM (n/TBE)

116 Night of the Lepus (1972) "Cole Hillman's Arizona ranch is plagued with 'mongrel' rabbits, and he wants to employ an ecologically sound control method. As a favor to college benefactor Hillman, college president Elgin Clark calls in zoologist Roy Bennett to help. Bennett immediately begins injecting rabbits with hormones and genetically mutated blood in an effort to develop a method of disrupting rabbit reproduction. One of the test subjects escapes, resulting in a race of bloodthirsty, wolf-sized, man-, horse-, and cow-eating bunnies. Eventually the National Guard is called in for a final showdown with the terrorizing rabbits. "

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2014 04:53 PM (QupBk)

117 I believe Clint was married to said skank at that time. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 08:51 PM (ojnk6) they were not married...ever....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 03, 2014 04:53 PM (u8GsB)

118 >>them's fightin' words I saw it at a drive-in when I was 11 - maybe I missed the nuances of the story? Al I remember is the bus drive at the end.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2014 04:54 PM (8zTpe)

119 they were not married...ever.... Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 03, 2014 08:53 PM (u8GsB) ******* Then I sit corrected.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 04:54 PM (ojnk6)

120 Reminds me of my ex.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 03, 2014 04:54 PM (1UzRc)

121 112 No accounting for "true love" I guess.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 04:54 PM (B5oYZ)

122 American Hustle Heard nothing but positive reviews. Even a few here said it is great. It sucks. Boring. Posted by: Soothie Â§ at May 03, 2014 08:52 PM (n/TBE) --Um, yeah. I don't expect Amy Adams nor Jennifer Lawrence to get nekkid, but they don't even get close from what I've heard.

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 04:54 PM (GW/jL)

123 I believe Clint was married to said skank at that time. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 08:51 PM (ojnk6) they were not married...ever.... *** Didn't he do something assholish, like break up with her on a fax machine or something?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:55 PM (DmNpO)

124 Pink Cadillac?

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 04:55 PM (n/TBE)

125 Even in Jose Wales she was fugly!

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 04:55 PM (Ph479)

126 The movie in which John Wayne played Genghis Kahn was pretty bad. It was The Conqueror I think.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 03, 2014 04:55 PM (Mogjf)

127 hey, JawsII is on AMC. Parts of that were filmed near my home in Pensacola. I remember talking on a pay phone and I turned around and the shark was going down the street on a flatbed.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2014 04:55 PM (QupBk)

128 Eastwood -- Locke She wanted half of everything, called it 'palimony'. Don't remember what she got.

Posted by: In Search of a New Identity at May 03, 2014 04:56 PM (La+tV)

129 You might want to back out slowly. *racks shotgun* Posted by: Father Knows Best at May 03, 2014 08:41 PM (lq3Ak) She didn't want us to back out slowly last night! :puts hand up:

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at May 03, 2014 04:56 PM (HxSXm)

130 yeah no noods We get teased with cleavage. But the story was so...ordinary.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 04:56 PM (n/TBE)

131 129 You might want to back out slowly. *racks shotgun* Posted by: Father Knows Best at May 03, 2014 08:41 PM (lq3Ak) She didn't want us to back out slowly last night! :puts hand up: Posted by: Eddie Haskell at May 03, 2014 08:56 PM And she didn't want us to go back in slowly either! :lands the high five on Eddie:

Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at May 03, 2014 04:57 PM (HxSXm)

132 CoolCzech ‏@CoolCzech1 1m pic.twitter.com/5gcNPmq9WN Which of the Morons did THIS??

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 04:58 PM (DmNpO)

133 103 Why not $30.30?

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 03, 2014 04:58 PM (LJ7Ze)

134 You know what was good was where they shrank themselves and were injected into the body of a scientist to clear out a clot or something. Raquel Welch was in it.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at May 03, 2014 04:58 PM (8c12T)

135 If nothing else, I love the tagline.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 03, 2014 04:58 PM (WtVhX)

136 "Oh, for the love of pete!" -Legal Insurrection ‏@LegInsurrection 19s Rep. Barbara Lee: IÂ’d support $26/hr minimum wage in California. -Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 08:49 PM (DmNpO) The Conservative "Ramping-Up" has already begun. ...why not $27/hr? ...why not $31.00/hr.? ...why not $42.00.hr.? Sometimes, people get to use Company Cars. They can have a Company House if they work for me! ...because it is a write-off and the Federal Tax Code is uncomplicated. ...unless you are a member of Congress. ...You'll then be advised not to "Unionize" and you should move your yacht to another State.

Posted by: Guy With Multiple Accountants at May 03, 2014 04:58 PM (lq3Ak)

137 Speaking of bad movies, Red Letter Media has a new episode of "Best of the Worst" featuring ninja movies and guest host Len Kabasinski. http://redlettermedia.com/best-of-the-worst-ninja-movies/ I'll take this time to mention that Mike and Jay from RLM correctly steered me away from the new Robocop remake when they mentioned Samuel Jackon's role as a Bill O'Reilly caricature (read: "strawman"). Spoony just recently posted a vlog post through which I managed maybe 20 minutes before closing the browser window. But, before I did, he confirmed my suspicions that Jackson's character was total horse-shit: i.e., conservatives are in favor of drones gunning down Americans on US soil. Fuck you, Hollywood.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at May 03, 2014 04:59 PM (bHnlE)

138 Ever watch the Wang Wang movies? Some midget ninja detective.

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at May 03, 2014 05:00 PM (8c12T)

139 lizzy i wouldn't say it was a great movie but it was good...at 11 i could see it being boring......it was filmed in phoenix....in the 70's so it's interesting to be reminded of what this place looked like "way back then"

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 03, 2014 05:01 PM (u8GsB)

140 68 Talk about bad movie scripts... Dual national - US and Iranian - arrested with boxes of technical information on the JSF F-35. Worked for Pratt and Whitney. Had already made five trips to Iran in the past seven years. Is there anyone anywhere paying attention to anything when it comes to national security? http://tinyurl.com/pywox88 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 03, 2014 08:34 PM (L+hnr) ------ Yes, that Iranian citizenship thingy was tricky, not to mention his polygraph results, but he really got top marks on the new politically correct TS/SCI clearance standards. Besides, We're not going to let NASA out perform DoD on Muslim outreach!

Posted by: Top Men at May 03, 2014 05:02 PM (43VRC)

141 103 Why not $30.30? Posted by: Honey Badger at May 03, 2014 08:58 PM (LJ7Ze) ********* Why not $50? Burger slingers deserve to make 2 grand a week, after all. Cali must truly hate having small businesses.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 05:02 PM (ojnk6)

142 a great bad movie with an awesome soundtrack is flash gordon

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at May 03, 2014 05:03 PM (u8GsB)

143 Heartbreak Ridge is an underrated Clint classic. Some outstanding one liners.

"I'll send you home with an 'I just pumped the neighbor's cat' look on your face"

"I'm Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together."

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at May 03, 2014 05:03 PM (uhMMS)

144 133 We can't lose! Everyone would be rich!!!!!1!!111!

Posted by: loneduck at May 03, 2014 05:03 PM (a/Uey)

145 "...because it is a write-off and the Federal Tax Code is uncomplicated. ...unless you are a member of Congress." I wrote that like a seventeen year-old boy trying to finish his homework before driving, chicks or beer.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 03, 2014 05:04 PM (lq3Ak)

146 Freejack.

So bad it's awful. I can't think of one reason to ever watch it again.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 03, 2014 05:04 PM (WtVhX)

147 I remember being scared to death watching JAWS in the theater. Watching it this afternoon on AMC it didn't elicit the same response. The special effects seemed amateurish. The same response I had when I watched Robocop the other night. The effects were not cutting edge, and Detroit doesn't have mountains.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at May 03, 2014 05:04 PM (jucos)

148 Tie the minimum wage directly to Congressional Pay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:04 PM (LJ7Ze)

149 4 Looks awesome!

I'm sure there's some aw in there, somewhere. In fact, I suspect it's ful of the stuff.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 03, 2014 05:05 PM (o78gS)

150 CoolCzech ‏@CoolCzech1 1m pic.twitter.com/5gcNPmq9WN Which of the Morons did THIS?? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 08:58 PM (DmNpO) *shifty eyes* Ummmmm *shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh save us mighty SMOD at May 03, 2014 05:06 PM (dMSj2)

151 I'm too lazy to look to see if it was posted earlier but the Rifftrax guys are doing Sharknado and simulcasting in theaters across the country. Got my ticket!

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at May 03, 2014 05:06 PM (Kiz9M)

152 oh, wow. Sondra Locke had 2 abortions and then a tubal ligation while she was with Eastwood, because he insisted parenthood would not fit with their lifestyle. Then she found out he'd secretly fathered 2 children with another woman during the last 3 years of their relationship.

Posted by: Peaches at May 03, 2014 05:07 PM (8lmkt)

153 Garantua on youtube.

So far it's pretty bad,

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156554/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt

Adam Baldwin (without hat) has stuffed a 10' long raptor like dino into a shark cage. This is probably a bad ide.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2014 05:07 PM (DL2i+)

154 146 Freejack. So bad it's awful. I can't think of one reason to ever watch it again. Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 03, 2014 09:04 PM (WtVhX) The Laserdisc version had the Scorpions "Hit Between the Eyes" music video.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at May 03, 2014 05:07 PM (bHnlE)

155 I knew a lady in college that was quite proud of name for her v-jay: pirrahna. Lady was scary as fuck but some gravitqte to that a painful-life-is-a-happy-life shit.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 03, 2014 05:08 PM (95hXR)

156 oh, wow. Sondra Locke had 2 abortions and then a tubal ligation while she was with Eastwood, because he insisted parenthood would not fit with their lifestyle. Then she found out he'd secretly fathered 2 children with another woman during the last 3 years of their relationship. *** I remember there being bad press about his assholishness but I couldn't remember what.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 05:09 PM (DmNpO)

157 There's a reason people eat fast foodÂ—it's cheap. Paying someone $26/hr sort of takes that key factor away. Who the he!! is going to risk an investment in a business with tight profit margins when labor costs are that high? Plus they'll still have to shell out bucks for 404Care or pay a penalty.

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 05:09 PM (Ph479)

158 bad idea.

they shrank themselves
Fantastic Voyage

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2014 05:11 PM (DL2i+)

159 157 At today's wages there are no values in fast food. Some of those places around here aren't doing much business.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:11 PM (LJ7Ze)

160 84 Worst movie I've ever seen?

Avatar. An insult from start to finish.

Posted by: --- at May

Keeping with the James Cameron kind of sucks theme; Titanic was fucking awful. Kate Winslett's magnificent rack couldn't save that movie. And it won an Oscar. Titanic....sucked.....balls.

Posted by: puddleglum at May 03, 2014 05:12 PM (JIRfI)

161 159 157 At today's wages there are no values in fast food. Some of those places around here aren't doing much business. Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 09:11 PM (LJ7Ze) --The McDonald`s Dollar Menu has been evaporated.

Posted by: logprof at May 03, 2014 05:13 PM (GW/jL)

162 147 I remember being scared to death watching JAWS in the theater. Watching it this afternoon on AMC it didn't elicit the same response. The special effects seemed amateurish. The same response I had when I watched Robocop the other night. The effects were not cutting edge, and Detroit doesn't have mountains. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at May 03, 2014 09:04 PM (jucos) Yeah, I've been desensitized to violence and gore in movies, too. When I saw the original Robocop in theaters, I was having a hard time keeping my eyes open with Murphy being blown to bits. But now, eh... Nevertheless, I still love the movie and am happy that the director's cut is on Blu-ray.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at May 03, 2014 05:13 PM (bHnlE)

163 I'm going to make a wild guess that Lee or someone in her office calculated a "cost of living" using current costs and then applied the $26.00 salary - as if everything else wouldn't cost more after the minimum wage was more than doubled.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2014 05:14 PM (8zTpe)

164 or... INNER SPACE

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 05:15 PM (n/TBE)

165 >>>Rep. Barbara Lee: IÂ’d support $26/hr minimum wage in California.
-Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 08:49 PM (DmNpO)<<<

Hmm, we need cheep labor... hey, let's do amnesty?

They'll never push for higher, crazy pays like this once they're legalized and are guaranteed at least minimum wage. Nope. No, siree. That wouldn't be loving.

Posted by: The GOPe at May 03, 2014 05:15 PM (Q2bPn)

166 163 That's like $54,080 per annum full time. Would you like fries with that peasant?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:16 PM (LJ7Ze)

167 In Tampa, they're going like gang busters. I only eat at Wendy's when doing fast food, and they've remodeled three in the area. There's this Thai buffet that's great for $7.95, and a couple of sandwich shops that are just a cheap but very tasty, so McDonald's, Burger King, et al. are out of the question.
I will NEVER eat at a Taco Bell. I'd rather starve.

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 05:17 PM (Ph479)

168 Only at this site could we delve so deep into the beaver.

Posted by: Guido at May 03, 2014 05:18 PM (GYg/s)

169 today the KFC sign read DOUBLE DOWN IS BACK! I didn't know it left.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 05:18 PM (n/TBE)

170 Here's how I'm "Suckered Into" almost every Superhero Movie, almost ever: (almost): I become retarded, I guess, and I just like them. -How do I do that, you ask? ...I pretend I'm 21, going on 22. FUCKING RINOS!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 03, 2014 05:18 PM (lq3Ak)

171 McDonalds bill would come to $130 for a family of 4. No problem. Now, Since I own my own business, What is my guarantee? 4 times that?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at May 03, 2014 05:19 PM (jucos)

172 I haven't eaten at Taco Bell since the early 1990's.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:19 PM (LJ7Ze)

173 Ruth's Chris or McDonalds?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:20 PM (LJ7Ze)

174 today the KFC sign read DOUBLE DOWN IS BACK! I didn't know it left. Posted by: Soothie Â§ at May 03, 2014 09:18 PM (n/TBE) ********* It's a chicken sandwich with no bread. Chicken patties make up the outsides.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 05:20 PM (ojnk6)

175 I watched the first episode of Penny Dreadful which show time has up now even though it doesn't debut until may 11th (don't quite understand how that works, hasn't it essentially debuted then, since you can watch it now? ) It wasn't bad, good level of creepy. Am curious to watch how they tie the characters together. Also whether the implied potential gay relationship will come to fruition. A little worried that Billie Piper is once again just playing Billie Piper. She seems to enjoy playing prostitutes. Or perhaps she is now just getting typecast as one by default.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at May 03, 2014 05:20 PM (+0txR)

176 I liked Innerspace. Dennis Quaid was great in that movie.
" The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero defects"

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 05:20 PM (Ph479)

177 Anyone ever wash down n ambien with beer?

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 03, 2014 05:20 PM (95hXR)

178 I can get two to three meals worth of really good fast food for about $15 at Pollo Tropical.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 05:21 PM (DmNpO)

179 174 Never tried that. I noticed on the Interstate in Podunk towns while traveling that they had all you can eat KFC's. They won't build one like that near me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:22 PM (LJ7Ze)

180 Anyone ever wash down n ambien with beer? Posted by: fastfreefall at May 03, 2014 09:20 PM (95hXR) ******** No, but drank beer prior once. Best 18 hours of sleep in a long time. The email from my liver was a bitch to read though.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 05:23 PM (ojnk6)

181 171 According to their own logic, you will make no less than $26/hour because it's the law.

Posted by: loneduck at May 03, 2014 05:23 PM (a/Uey)

182 Last time I ate at KFC it was like breaded chicken jerky!

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 05:23 PM (Ph479)

183 with bacon I've eaten lots of Double Downs But now it's like the McRib -- a seasonal item.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 05:25 PM (n/TBE)

184 182 They suck here also. We also have the worst Hardees's in Christendom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:25 PM (LJ7Ze)

185 You want fries with that? Ckuf you pay me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:26 PM (LJ7Ze)

186 165 >>>Rep. Barbara Lee: IÂ’d support $26/hr minimum wage in California. -Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 08:49 PM (DmNpO)<<< there goes my argument when a lib says "min. wage should be $15"... I say "why not $30" and they'd balk. Hell, why wouldn't everyone be saying "you want fires with that?" Shit...Libtards they 'can't get mo' dumma'

Posted by: Guido at May 03, 2014 05:26 PM (GYg/s)

187 Last time I ate at KFC it was like breaded chicken jerky! *** I can no longer eat KFC. It's soggy and greasy. As much as I've made fun of Church's Chicken for signaling the dying of a community, their chicken is far and away the best you can get in the fast food market.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 05:27 PM (DmNpO)

188 165 By support she means help pay for?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:27 PM (LJ7Ze)

189 The McRib! I was never adventurous enough to try it. Tried a Filet-O-Fish onceÂ—once!

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 05:28 PM (Ph479)

190 "Dual national - US and Iranian - arrested with boxes of technical information on the JSF F-35. Worked for Pratt and Whitney. Had already made five trips to Iran in the past seven years. Is there anyone anywhere paying attention to anything when it comes to national security?"

Nothing surprises me any more, especially not anything having to do with the absolutely epic trainwreck that is the F-35 program.

It's going to be a really rude wakeup call to America in a few short years when the long comfortable era of unquestioned air superiority suddenly ends thanks to the F-35 disaster.

And American forces on the ground suddenly start having to wonder whether that jet overhead is friendly or not. A question they haven't had to ask in a long time now.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2014 05:28 PM (noWW6)

191 We just watched 47 Ronin on dvd. (The one with Keanu) It was better than I expected. If it had been in Japanese with subtitles it would have been as good as any martial arts fantasy out there.

Posted by: votermom at May 03, 2014 05:28 PM (GSIDW)

192
I just like the word 'beaver'. It rolls off the tongue nicely.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2014 05:28 PM (hJauc)

193 The McRib! I was never adventurous enough to try it. Tried a Filet-O-Fish onceÂ—once! *** How anyone can take a second bite of a McRib is beyond me. I find it repulsive.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 05:28 PM (DmNpO)

194 Last time I ate at KFC it was like breaded chicken jerky! Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 09:23 PM (Ph479) ******** I get the 3 piece dark meat original recipe when I go, maybe every other month or so. Not dry, but it is a greasy mess. I should have chest pains while eating it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 05:28 PM (ojnk6)

195 Popeye's is pretty good, but most of their franchises are in the wrong part of town.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:29 PM (LJ7Ze)

196 I just looked up "coherent". It said: "Not You, Slap!" It was odd to actually see it on paper. Especially emboldened like that. That's my *Q*. Goodnight Every-Buddy! *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 03, 2014 05:29 PM (lq3Ak)

197 I used to watch the Japanese martial arts movies on USA Network every Sunday morning just for the laughs Why can't they make really good bad movies anymore I loved how bad the dubbing and sound effects were

Posted by: kbdabear at May 03, 2014 05:30 PM (aTXUx)

198
KFC isn't what it used to be.... they changed something in the recipe or cooking method.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 03, 2014 05:30 PM (hJauc)

199 My biceps are pumped. (no homo)

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 05:30 PM (n/TBE)

200 134 they shrank themselves ....Raquel Welch was in it. Ahh yes. The antibodies mold themselves to attach firmly to any available surface. First place they hit was Raquel's boobs. I was 12 and remember that scene vividly.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 03, 2014 05:30 PM (E8i8a)

201 What good is money if you have no time to spend it? We need a four hour work week. Hourly pay can be adjusted so our income doesn't go.down.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 03, 2014 05:31 PM (Mogjf)

202 The used to have Japanese girl wrestling on cable.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:31 PM (LJ7Ze)

203 There's this place called Popi's(six in the Tampa area), that you can get a Bacon Bleu Cheeseburger for around $8. They'll even cook it medium rare. It's worth every penny.

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 05:32 PM (Ph479)

204 KFC also changed the recipe for their gravy. It really six. Corporate pencil pushers can't help themselves, they have to improve things. Some things should be left alone. New Coke anyone?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 05:33 PM (B5oYZ)

205 KFC "grilled" is really good.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 05:33 PM (n/TBE)

206 201 What good is money if you have no time to spend it? We need a four hour work week. Hourly pay can be adjusted so our income doesn't go.down. Posted by: WalrusRex at May 03, 2014 09:31 PM (Mogjf) Nice WR. I'm so stealing this.

Posted by: Guido at May 03, 2014 05:34 PM (GYg/s)

207 KFC "grilled" is really good.

After it's fried?

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 05:34 PM (Ph479)

208 epic trainwreck that is the F-35 program.

Didn't we already give the Iranians some bad A bomb plans,
next up - New Coke.

Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2014 05:35 PM (DL2i+)

209 202 The used to have Japanese girl wrestling on cable. Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 09:31 PM (LJ7Ze) That cannot be bad, it just isn't possible

Posted by: kbdabear at May 03, 2014 05:35 PM (aTXUx)

210

That zombeaver movie looks like it'll be trying too hard and just looks lame. It's a scientific fact that all the best bad movies have already been made. The scifi channel makes a ton of shit. Not good shit, just shit. Boring. The same plot with the furniture moved around doesn't help. Sharknado was a good effort though. It was better than I expected it to be. Still, a little on the "meh" side. Better efforts were "Infestation", that was actually neat. But the champion of good bad scifi channel movies remains the recent "Bigfoot". That shit was awesome. Barry "Greg Brady" Williams (as a total prat), Danny Bonaduce (as an asshole), Sherilyn Fenn (as a cop) and Alice Cooper as Alice Cooper in a flick with a 50 foot high Bigfoot stomping people and biting folks heads off.

It was going for "good bad" and succeeded.

Posted by: otho at May 03, 2014 05:35 PM (Ci6bl)

211 rel; Freejack, Rene Russo, back then, part of the dystopia of the 90s, along with Japan was going to eat our lunch, plus Mick Jagger brought the crazy,

Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at May 03, 2014 05:35 PM (Jsiw/)

212 Why not let the robots do all the work? They can give everyone Platinum EBT cards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:36 PM (LJ7Ze)

213 At least we have the A-12 to fill the gap for now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:36 PM (LJ7Ze)

214 KFC comes in 3 types: Original Recipe, Extra Cripsy, and Grilled.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 05:37 PM (n/TBE)

215 I was at a KFC in Kentucky in the late 1980's and it was still good. They had honey on all the tables.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:39 PM (LJ7Ze)

216 Â“I was a cheerleader; I know how to jump,Â” she said. Â“But IÂ’m a completely nonviolent activist and IÂ’ve been through extensive training to make sure that no part of my body could ever be used to hurt others.Â” Her cheerleading days are long over - she's too fat to jump and a nutball. http://goo.gl/VERwpG

Posted by: Sir Pug A Lott at May 03, 2014 05:39 PM (8c12T)

217 50 foot high Bigfoot stomping people and biting folks heads off.

I'd pay money to actually see a fifty foot Bigfoot stomp the $h!t of those @$$h0l3$ on Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet. When I saw the caption "Field Caller", I thought it was a joke. How much you want to bet the locals are just yelling back at them, laughing their @$$3$ off.

Posted by: Hadoop at May 03, 2014 05:40 PM (Ph479)

218 216 Kinda mannish in the face.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:40 PM (LJ7Ze)

219 >>> What good is money if you have no time to spend it? We need a four hour work week. Hourly pay can be adjusted so our income doesn't go.down.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 03, 2014 09:31 PM (Mogjf) <<<

Oooh, if people only had to work 4 hours a day (as opposed to a more normal 8hrs), then stores and businees would need to hire twice as may people to stay open roughly the same times, and we'd have twice as many people in the work force, and unemployment would go down to about 0.

Brilliant!!!!eleventy!!!! *clinks Guinness glasses*

Posted by: The Hussein Clown Posse at May 03, 2014 05:41 PM (Q2bPn)

220 Obamacide is already decimating the work week.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:44 PM (LJ7Ze)

221 Hell, why wouldn't everyone be saying "you want fires with that?" Shit...Libtards they 'can't get mo' dumma'
Posted by: Guido at May 03, 2014 09:26 PM (GYg/s)
I think you meant "fries". But then again, maybe not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 03, 2014 05:44 PM (ZWnIg)

222 Running out of $#!T to watch. No new shows till summerish.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:45 PM (LJ7Ze)

223 Was Chariots of Fire a zombie movie? The guys ran in slow motion, so I was never sure.

Posted by: huerfano at May 03, 2014 05:46 PM (bAGA/)

224 I think you meant "fries". But then again, maybe not. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 03, 2014 09:44 PM (ZWnIg) ...and hilarity ensues...lol. Thanks BCj.

Posted by: Guido at May 03, 2014 05:47 PM (GYg/s)

225 223 If the move in slow motion they are probably Sam's Club employees.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:47 PM (LJ7Ze)

226 We didn't start the fries.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:48 PM (LJ7Ze)

227 Obamacide is already decimating the work week.

Posted by: Boss Moss

Sounds delish ...

Oh, 'decimating' - #Nevermind

Posted by: Martin Bashir at May 03, 2014 05:48 PM (JmGFJ)

228 Watch the old shows.

Posted by: Soothie § at May 03, 2014 05:49 PM (n/TBE)

229 227?

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:49 PM (LJ7Ze)

230 Thanks for the heads up on Rifftrax Sharknado! Just got my tix. It's gilding the lily to riff on SyFy movies, which make their own parody gravy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 03, 2014 05:49 PM (QBm1P)

231 Haven't had the TV on in months.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:49 PM (LJ7Ze)

232 I kind of liked Free Jack. Any time I am watching a new Sci Fi thing and it isn't terrible I am gobsmacked. Almost Human is pretty good.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:51 PM (LJ7Ze)

233 Â“I was a cheerleader; I know how to jump,Â” she said. Â“But IÂ’m a completely nonviolent activist and IÂ’ve been through extensive training to make sure that no part of my body could ever be used to hurt others.Â” Then again, she's on tape socking a cop in the eye, so it must be the standard non-violent commie training.

Posted by: --- at May 03, 2014 05:51 PM (MMC8r)

234 Anyone watching the white house correspondents dinner? Their going on and on about how they hold the govt. Feet to the fire!

Posted by: Cj at May 03, 2014 05:53 PM (OCmWM)

235 Usually the cops smack the cheerleaders these days.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:53 PM (LJ7Ze)

236 TB3K.

Posted by: --- at May 03, 2014 05:53 PM (MMC8r)

237 Joel McHale: Is there anyone I'm excited to see? Well, if Putin's there, that would be a big deal.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 05:54 PM (DmNpO)

238 234 I don't know how you do it. A few seconds into an Obama speech and the invisible dogs start giving me advice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:54 PM (LJ7Ze)

239 beaver (n.)
Old English beofor, befer (earlier bebr), from Proto-Germanic *bebruz (cognates: Old Saxon bibar, Old Norse bjorr, Middle Dutch and Dutch bever, Low German bever, Old High German bibar, German Biber), from PIE *bhebhrus, reduplication of root *bher- (3) "brown, bright" (cognates: Lithuanian bebrus, Czech bobr, Welsh befer; see bear (n.) for the likely reason for this). Gynecological sense ("female genitals, especially with a display of pubic hair") is 1927 British slang, transferred from earlier meaning "a bearded man" (1910), from the appearance of split beaver pelts.

Google Image search for split beaver pelts
http://tinyurl.com/njqqszm

LOL:
http://tinyurl.com/o5ourh3

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 03, 2014 05:55 PM (IN7k+)

240 234: Yes, Kerry thanked the truth tellers" there, IIRC. I kid you not.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at May 03, 2014 05:55 PM (cbmm3)

241 240 How'd they get in? Security!!!

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:57 PM (LJ7Ze)

242 Anyone watching the white house correspondents dinner? Their going on and on about how they hold the govt. Feet to the fire! *** You forgot race. They are also talking about race.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2014 05:57 PM (DmNpO)

243 204 KFC also changed the recipe for their gravy. It really six. Corporate pencil pushers can't help themselves, they have to improve things. Some things should be left alone. New Coke anyone? Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 03, 2014 09:33 PM (B5oYZ) I'm still not convinced that the whole "New Coke" thing wasn't a marketing ploy. Coke had the "Coca Cola Classic" back on the shelves way too fucking fast. At that time, Pepsi was neck and neck with them, then boom "New Coke", and Pepsi once again left in the dust as for soft drink sales.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 03, 2014 05:57 PM (HxSXm)

244 Isn't race a social construct now? Race is so five years ago, Dude.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 05:58 PM (LJ7Ze)

245 Obama looks drunk on Drudge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 06:01 PM (LJ7Ze)

246 I'm still not convinced that the whole "New Coke" thing wasn't a marketing ploy. - Like the way President Obama is luring Putin into overreaching.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 03, 2014 06:01 PM (Mogjf)

247 This cover of this song is a war crime...

http://youtu.be/wZNYDzNGB-Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 03, 2014 06:01 PM (L+hnr)

248 D.C., now?

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2014 06:01 PM (Q2bPn)

249 At that time, Pepsi was neck and neck with them, then boom "New Coke", and Pepsi once again left in the dust as for soft drink sales. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at May 03, 2014 09:57 PM (HxSXm) ********** True enough. It was a Marketing ploy to gain shelf space.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 06:02 PM (ojnk6)

250 247 I kinda like it, and I'm a pretty harsh music critic. Love the Smurfy hairdo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 06:04 PM (LJ7Ze)

251 245 Obama looks drunk on Drudge.
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 10:01 PM (LJ7Ze)
How much Drudge do you have to drink to get drunk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 03, 2014 06:06 PM (ZWnIg)

252 ONT is up..and sorry, Peaches.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 03, 2014 06:07 PM (ojnk6)

253 Newd.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 06:07 PM (LJ7Ze)

254 Obama looks drunk in the picture on Drudge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 06:08 PM (LJ7Ze)

255 234 Anyone watching the white house correspondents dinner? Their going on and on about how they hold the govt. Feet to the fire! Posted by: Cj at May 03, 2014 09:53 PM (OCmWM) This should be the theme of the WH Correspendents Dinner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx6aRCa8lrE

Posted by: kbdabear at May 03, 2014 06:10 PM (aTXUx)

256 Zombeaver. A type of weasel!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 03, 2014 06:10 PM (Fp7JI)

257 20 Never have understood why female lady parts were referred to as 'beavers'. I mean...why beaver, of all animals? Why not squirrels or chipmunks? Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2014 08:14 PM (l/M30) They eat WOOD!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 03, 2014 06:10 PM (Fp7JI)

258 234 Flag. Improper use of their. They're is for they are. 15 yards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at May 03, 2014 06:11 PM (LJ7Ze)

259 "Anyone watching the white house correspondents dinner? Their going on and on about how they hold the govt. Feet to the fire!"

With hard-hitting questions that get to the heart of today's tough issues.

"Did you enjoy the green tea ice cream, Mr. President?"

Posted by: torquewrench at May 03, 2014 06:17 PM (noWW6)

260 177 Anyone ever wash down n ambien with beer? Posted by: fastfreefall at May 03, 2014 09:20 PM (95hXR) Kerry Kennedy did.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 03, 2014 06:23 PM (BsFYx)

261 Is this something -

Secretary Clinton With Gerry Adams, President of Sinn Fein
http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/pix/2012/03/186691.htm

Gerry Adams is currently under arrest for what we would call Â‘terrorismÂ’, Â‘tortureÂ’, and Â‘murderÂ’. OK, maybe the arrest is just for murder, that mostly involved torture (of the taking a power drill to your bones type) and terrorismÂ…

Hillary looks so pleased to meet Gerry in the official photo op.

She should run with photo with her election bid.

Posted by: Burnt Taost at May 03, 2014 07:37 PM (NaeCR)

262 Back in Boston from memorial service (in NH) for one of the greatest of the Greatest generation. Look up Bob McQuillen. A rare man indeed.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 03, 2014 08:48 PM (53Nsb)

263 McRib = McMonkey

Posted by: Axe at May 03, 2014 11:07 PM (TzRnp)

264 I'm holding out for Sharktopus 2: Sharktopus vs. Mermantula.

http://tinyurl.com/kbpbdsm

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 04, 2014 08:25 AM (XO6WW)

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