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January 20, 2014

Who's Up For 2014's First "Some Designer Is Making Pretty Dresses for Men" Story?
— Ace

I don't want to display the picture -- it's safe for work, just... ugh -- but if you want to look at the fashions that no one will be wearing, click here.

Thanks to @rdbrewer4.

I just got an email about this:

Sirs,
It might be considered a little politically incorrect to say, but those dresses are, in a word, gay. Men should not adorn themselves as if they were women, but should dress in a manner consistent with the masculine ideals of strength, restraint, and practicality.
Sincerely,
The London Boys

xoxoxo!!!

Posted by: Ace at 02:02 PM | Comments (266)
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1 Sexier than a Michelle Obama curtain.

Posted by: wooga at January 20, 2014 02:03 PM (ttWj3)

2 I'm pretty sure I've seen some of those outfits in late '60s sci-fi movies.

Not Zardoz, though. Zardoz totally rocks.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 20, 2014 02:04 PM (U82Km)

3 Looks good to me.

Posted by: Chris Hayes - All In at January 20, 2014 02:04 PM (Aif/5)

4 Old but no, just noooo

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2014 02:04 PM (bStrg)

5 Makes me just want to dance!

Posted by: Richard Simmons at January 20, 2014 02:05 PM (ndlFj)

6 Those dresses are terrible. They are unbelievable bland, and don't really fit the shape of the male body. Transvestites everywhere are repulsed and no doubt ashamed at even being associated with this train wreck.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at January 20, 2014 02:05 PM (qJPSp)

7 I think that model is sporting a sexy thigh gap.

Posted by: Barry O. at January 20, 2014 02:05 PM (ttWj3)

8 In before Groundskeeper Willie?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2014 02:05 PM (z64Z0)

9 I could totally make that work.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2014 02:06 PM (g1DWB)

10 Freaks like us who wear gender appropriate closing will be a thing of the past.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2014 02:07 PM (zqvg6)

11 A man in a kiltÂ….oh, ok Those dressesÂ…Â….holy shit, just no

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 20, 2014 02:07 PM (RLdcX)

12 I thought, maybe the kilt look is coming into style. You know functional man skirt that couldn't be mistaken for anything else. Then I saw that....and can never unsee it. What fashion genius thought men looked good in miniskirts?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at January 20, 2014 02:08 PM (0q2P7)

13 I'm going for dinner, but before I do I want to say one more thing. Those aren't even dresses. Somewhere a flour mill ordered too many cloth sacks for their product. After staring at a full warehouse of them for an hour, the owner came up with an awful idea. This is the result.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at January 20, 2014 02:08 PM (qJPSp)

14 Wasn't it some insurance company that had a roosky fashion show commercial? Evening vare(with flashlight, Svim vareÂ… Maybe these designs are the result of unemployment? Too much time and not enough to do?

Posted by: billypaintbrush at January 20, 2014 02:09 PM (9/iF+)

15 RIP London Boys.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 20, 2014 02:09 PM (36Rjy)

16 RIP London Boys. You know, now that they made it here they'll never truly be dead.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2014 02:10 PM (z64Z0)

17 Wasn't it some insurance company that had a roosky fashion show commercial? Evening vare(with flashlight, Svim vareÂ…

Maybe these designs are the result of unemployment? Too much time and not enough to do?

Posted by: billypaintbrush

Wendy's Hamburgers
http://youtu.be/5CaMUfxVJVQ

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 20, 2014 02:10 PM (cxs6V)

18 I dunno, I just prefer something a bit more masculine.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 20, 2014 02:11 PM (9F2c1)

19 Someone please take this thread off topic, fast. And no, I ain't clicking the link to look. Out of eye bleach.

Posted by: teej at January 20, 2014 02:11 PM (3R0Zs)

20 This country is moving in a real scary direction.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2014 02:11 PM (zqvg6)

21 Is it harem pants for men?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 02:12 PM (RJMhd)

22 Why did I click the link? Brain bleach.., quick!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 02:12 PM (aDwsi)

23 There was that South Park episode where all the men were naked, writhing around in a pile? This was way gayer.

Posted by: real joe at January 20, 2014 02:12 PM (xXhgd)

24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

* catches breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*catches breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*passes out*

Posted by: EC at January 20, 2014 02:12 PM (doBIb)

25 Those models look pissed.

Wasn't there another fashion post with females in ridiculous clothes? I seem to recall they appeared to be equally pissed.

Posted by: Hurrisun Budgeron at January 20, 2014 02:12 PM (Rip2q)

26 I prefer to wear the dress in the relationship.

Posted by: NCKate at January 20, 2014 02:12 PM (x6fKj)

27 billy @ 14 - It was Wendy's. Should be easy to find on YouTube.

Posted by: butch at January 20, 2014 02:12 PM (EV3Uf)

28 MC Hammer pants would be a a good compromise. Also, Perhaps his hands were registered in as deadly weapons in Florida(Perhaps the NSA ratted him out): http://tinyurl.com/hemightknowkungfu

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker, Waitress, Model, Actress, Wears Prada at January 20, 2014 02:13 PM (GeVLX)

29 With no evidence whatsoever, I'm going to go ahead and just pretend- nay, insist- that those are Photoshops.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 20, 2014 02:13 PM (SY2Kh)

30 22 Why did I click the link? Brain bleach.., quick! Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 06:12 PM (aDwsi) ******* Thanks for the confirmation.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 02:13 PM (RJMhd)

31 Those models look ~~pissed~~ pouty. ----------- FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 02:14 PM (aDwsi)

32 Those models look pissed.

Christ, I hope my parents never see this.

Posted by: Pissed-off male models in dresses at January 20, 2014 02:14 PM (6TB1Z)

33 How short are the skirts? Is it "safe"?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 02:14 PM (RJMhd)

34 the fashions are not quite fabulous.

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2014 02:15 PM (nqBYe)

35 Is that a ManSkort on the left? Bold Choice.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2014 02:15 PM (z64Z0)

36 Also, think of the carnage in front of the bathrooms in restaurants. Who goes where? It's a nightmare I tells ya.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2014 02:15 PM (6TB1Z)

37 Is it "safe"? Posted by: Teleprompter ---------------- 'safe', yes, but abnormal

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 02:15 PM (aDwsi)

38 although what i do notice is they have the same body shape as the female models of the last couple of decades

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2014 02:16 PM (nqBYe)

39 You know the term "skort"?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 02:16 PM (RJMhd)

40 My theory is that the designer woke up from a three day coke binge only to realize that he didn't have anything new in his men's line to show that night.

A quick trip to the Sears ladies department and one very confused male model later, problem solved.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 20, 2014 02:16 PM (SY2Kh)

41 Is it "safe"? Yeah. Not immodest, just insanely ugly.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 20, 2014 02:16 PM (xIOVK)

42 No. Just....no.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 20, 2014 02:16 PM (pginn)

43 HELLO FRISCO!

Posted by: redenzo at January 20, 2014 02:16 PM (WCnJW)

44 I don't see the problem there.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (3bbd3)

45 Not immodest, just insanely ugly. Posted by: Grey ------------------ 'Disturbing' is the word that I would use.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (aDwsi)

46 The boots are all wrong for the dresses. Perhaps some nice pumps would look less gay. Tom Brady's Uhgg boots would be more gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker, Waitress, Model, Actress, Wears Prada at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (GeVLX)

47 37 Is it "safe"? Posted by: Teleprompter ---------------- 'safe', yes, but abnormal Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 06:15 PM (aDwsi) ******* Damn it the curiosity is going to make me click---I'm worse than a cat.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (RJMhd)

48 The middle one is so short your junk would hang below the hem.

Posted by: NCKate at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (x6fKj)

49 Are you sure those are London Boys and not West End Girls?

Posted by: Pet Shop Boys at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (Zswg6)

50 C'mon, at least give us a Roman Empire style tunic with enhanced pectoral and six-pack abs breastplate.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (CrJzY)

I clicked on the link, but didn't see any men.

Yuck! What woman would date a guy dressed like that?

Posted by: Liberty Lover at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (wNwRO)

52 A quick trip to the Sears ladies department and one very confused male model later, problem solved.

I'm pretty sure that would involve lots of plus-size muu-muus. Meow.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2014 02:17 PM (6TB1Z)

53 anyhoo, i hope that our future husbands won't be raiding our delicates drawers for new fun stuff to wear.

Posted by: willow at January 20, 2014 02:18 PM (nqBYe)

54 How about this-- would erg wear it?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 02:18 PM (RJMhd)

55 What woman would date a guy dressed like that? Posted by: Liberty --------------------------- None. But that isn't the point...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 02:18 PM (aDwsi)

56 Also, just want to say that MLK is my favorite homophobic bigot among America's heroes. I'm just happy we can overlook Martin Luther King's hateful, mean-spirited, nazi-like opposition to gay marriage and homosexuality that was rooted in nothing but hate, gay-bashing, and his own confused feelings of attraction for Malcolm X's toned buttocks. I'm also glad we can celebrate MLK's accomplishments and not get hung up on how a married pastor like MLK, who preached against adultery, would go through women like candy, tossing them away soiled, used, and debased as he went from town to town abusing his status as preacher and celebrity to prey upon innocent young women, the younger the better. It's wonderful that we can overlook these minor character flaws and focus on the good he accomplished and not his hateful, anti-gay bigotry or serial abuse of women. Makes me proud to be an American.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 20, 2014 02:18 PM (ZPrif)

57 God I love those London Boys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2014 02:18 PM (8ZskC)

58 The middle one is so short your junk would hang below the hem.

That's why God invented banana hammocks.

Yuck! What woman would date a guy dressed like that?

I'm pretty sure that isn't an issue.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2014 02:19 PM (6TB1Z)

59 Is it considered proper to "go commando" wearing one of these, uh, outfits? because if so, further consideration may be warranted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2014 02:19 PM (8ZskC)

60 You know the term "skort"? 'Let he who hath not read a Redbook or the instructions on a Tampax Box teareth the first corner from my mancard.' Stuff Jesus Said - Vol. II

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2014 02:19 PM (z64Z0)

61 >>The boots are all wrong for the dresses. I know, right? I wouldn't be caught dead in those boots.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2014 02:20 PM (g1DWB)

62 The middle one is so short your junk would hang below the hem.

Some of us have that problem with jeans.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 20, 2014 02:20 PM (SY2Kh)

63 Dudes who wear that shit should be "necklaced" with their burning man cards.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2014 02:20 PM (FMbng)

64 I'm also glad we can celebrate MLK's accomplishments and not get hung up on how a married pastor like MLK, who preached against adultery, would go through women like candy, tossing them away soiled, used, and debased as he went from town to town abusing his status as preacher and celebrity to prey upon innocent young women, the younger the better. And the plagiarism , don't forget the plagiarism.

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker, Waitress, Model, Actress, Wears Prada at January 20, 2014 02:20 PM (GeVLX)

65 Well, a lot of the male designers design clothes that would better fit an adolescent than a real woman with a few curves, so I guess in this case they've just stopped pretending to care about how women look.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2014 02:20 PM (POpqt)

66 https://www.google.com/search?q=pluderhosen

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at January 20, 2014 02:21 PM (zxsxA)

67 Man card traded in for ghey card.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2014 02:21 PM (HVff2)

68 Some of us have that problem with jeans.
Posted by: Hollowpoint

Ah, you mean Daisy Dukes.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2014 02:21 PM (6TB1Z)

69 How about this--

would erg wear it?

Don't you mean "Where would..."?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 20, 2014 02:21 PM (SY2Kh)

70 At least the colors are subtle.

Posted by: NCKate at January 20, 2014 02:21 PM (x6fKj)

71 Where would you put your keys?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2014 02:22 PM (P6QsQ)

72 I'm just happy not to be rickrolled when I click on "comments". Beyond that, I think that dress makes those guys look fat.

Posted by: MTF at January 20, 2014 02:22 PM (oKs5r)

73 On second thought, some tights, a coat, a hat with a feather; where are the blog's resident historians? Something medieval, Elizabethan or Shakespearean perhaps.
Would need a sword.

Properly accessorized it could work.

Posted by: Hurrisun Budgeron at January 20, 2014 02:22 PM (Rip2q)

74
Does this butt plug make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Male Dress Model at January 20, 2014 02:22 PM (bkTIc)

75 Nice dress, but do you have something in a Hello Kitty?

Posted by: A Confident Man In Touch With His Feminine Side at January 20, 2014 02:22 PM (8ZskC)

76 71 in your man purse?

Posted by: NCKate at January 20, 2014 02:22 PM (x6fKj)

77 Where would you put your keys? In your clutch, duh?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2014 02:23 PM (z64Z0)

78 https://www.google.com/search?q=pluderhosen Posted by: Purp at January 20, 2014 06:21 PM (zxsxA) Still gay, but the boots match. Also, the tasteful ruffles.

Posted by: The Hobo Hooker, Waitress, Model, Actress, Wears Prada at January 20, 2014 02:23 PM (GeVLX)

79 Anyone noticed that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are becoming the same person? Idealizing these genderless blobs and then overtly sexualizing them is all part of the corruption of the upcoming generation. Yes, I do think it's purposeful. Progs have told us what they want and have happily shown the lengths they will go to get it.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 20, 2014 02:23 PM (4/o9U)

80 I guess bright colors, and self esteem, are out this year.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 20, 2014 02:23 PM (DpEwG)

81 70 NCKate, I feel the ensemble is properly subdued and definitely bearing a hint of elegance making it proper for soft formal wear.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 20, 2014 02:24 PM (TE35l)

82 On second thought, some tights, a coat, a hat with a feather; where are the blog's resident historians? Something medieval, Elizabethan or Shakespearean perhaps.
Would need a sword.

Where's SFGoth when you need him?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 20, 2014 02:24 PM (SY2Kh)

83 To hell with let it burn. Throw Gasoline on the fire. The sooner it burns to the ground the quicker we can get to rebuilding.

Posted by: Holger at January 20, 2014 02:24 PM (rIk1N)

84 71 Where would you put your keys? Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2014 06:22 PM (P6QsQ) In your vag.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2014 02:24 PM (UAMVq)

85 I had a nightmare that I was stuck in an elevator with a zombie and a dude in one of those dresses, and I had a gun with 1 bullet.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2014 02:24 PM (FMbng)

86 sven, I laugh and agree.

Posted by: NCKate at January 20, 2014 02:24 PM (x6fKj)

87 69 How about this-- would erg wear it? Don't you mean "Where would..."? Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 20, 2014 06:21 PM (SY2Kh) ********* LOL!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 02:24 PM (RJMhd)

88 Now I know what I'm wearing to the Oscars!

Posted by: Meryl Streep at January 20, 2014 02:25 PM (oKs5r)

89 Where would you put your keys?

How much do you care bout how they smell?

http://tinyurl.com/bmdbng7

Posted by: Christie Dawn Harris at January 20, 2014 02:25 PM (8ZskC)

90 Way ahead of their time :
http://tinyurl.com/cfeu78f

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 20, 2014 02:25 PM (DpEwG)

91 I suppose we'll now have to have a post/debate on manscaping?
That's a lot of exposed, hairy flesh, especially on the strapless mini.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2014 02:25 PM (POpqt)

92 How about this--

would erg wear it?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew

Erg -> Homer in a mu-mu

( or is that Moo-Moo ?)

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 20, 2014 02:25 PM (cxs6V)

93 No real gay man would be caught dead in those. Too ugly to be drag.

Posted by: luagha at January 20, 2014 02:25 PM (9037D)

94 Where would you put your keys?

More importantly, where would you hide the gun that you would very much need if you were to be seen in public dressed that way?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 20, 2014 02:26 PM (SY2Kh)

95 Those guys so totally don't deserve to own those dresses

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 20, 2014 02:26 PM (oKs5r)

96 Codpiece revival!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2014 02:26 PM (BAS5M)

97 I suppose we'll now have to have a post/debate on manscaping?
That's a lot of exposed, hairy flesh, especially on the strapless mini.

Veet to the rescue. Cleans you up so you don't look like an elderly Rastafarian. (stolen from Amazon)

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2014 02:27 PM (6TB1Z)

98 I wonder how Barack would like that second one...

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 20, 2014 02:27 PM (oKs5r)

99 And I was just wondering what the vogueish popinjay would be wearing this year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2014 02:27 PM (8ZskC)

100 All of I could think of was a 'wishbook' catalog in reggie and barry's rumpus room. Puke.

Posted by: Erowmero at January 20, 2014 02:27 PM (OONaw)

101 Bring back hats for men, and sports jackets with jeans and leather shoes or boots. Then we can talk. That shit those folks are wearing is for boys; confused, metrosexual boys.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 20, 2014 02:28 PM (Aznpd)

102
I had a nightmare that I was stuck in an elevator with a zombie and a dude in one of those dresses, and I had a gun with 1 bullet.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2014 06:24 PM (FMbng)

The solution is obvious. Beat the zombie's brains in with the dress dude's femur and then hunt down the designer who came up with the man-dress idea with the one bullet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2014 02:28 PM (TIIx5)

103

71 in your man purse?

It's a carryall. It's european! - J. Seinfeld

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2014 02:28 PM (BAS5M)

104 This is just my opinion, so take it for what it's worth: Men do not look good in tube tops.

Posted by: Mindy (Cupcake) at January 20, 2014 02:28 PM (Bs5ky)

105 Real men don't wear dresses. Real man deal with the projectile vomiting of their children. Unfortunately, today I am a real man.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 20, 2014 02:29 PM (goUOd)

106 Is the one on the left a skirt or ruffled skorts. Because if it's skorts, that changes...nothing.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2014 02:29 PM (POpqt)

107 Where would you put your keys? Cock Key-Ring

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2014 02:30 PM (z64Z0)

108

The London Boys need to learn to tuck the football into the crook of their elbows for those pics.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2014 02:30 PM (BAS5M)

109 Well, I just put dinner in the oven (Pork Loin roast and Apple Raisin stuffing) and this is what I get to come back up to. Stop the planet, I want off.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 20, 2014 02:30 PM (GaqMa)

110 This is just my opinion, so take it for what it's worth:

Men do not look good in tube tops.

Partly true. You do have to have the bustline for it.

Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 20, 2014 02:30 PM (8ZskC)

111 London Boys video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i96bmJvXrQo

Posted by: Hepcat at January 20, 2014 02:31 PM (Q4mug)

112 92 How about this-- would erg wear it? Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew Erg -> Homer in a mu-mu ( or is that Moo-Moo ?) Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2014 06:25 PM (cxs6V) ****** What is Moo Moo's gig? Udderings. Never mind I answered myself.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 02:31 PM (RJMhd)

113 No way in hell will I wear it. Ever.

Posted by: Holger at January 20, 2014 02:31 PM (rIk1N)

114 25 Those models look pissed. Wasn't there another fashion post with females in ridiculous clothes? I seem to recall they appeared to be equally pissed. Posted by: Hurrisun Budgeron at January 20, 2014 06:12 PM (Rip2q) ------------------------------------------ Even the runway models in nice-looking clothes look pissed today. It's interesting. You'd think a cheerful smile might help sell the product, but no. Even wearing a pretty, cheerful spring dress, the model will appear expressionless, glum,....pissed. I dunno why.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2014 02:32 PM (dfYL9)

115 I'm guessing when Carhartt makes a line of men's work skirts, all is lost...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 20, 2014 02:32 PM (4DCSq)

116 That one dude think he is Zorro?

Posted by: CDR M at January 20, 2014 02:32 PM (LsJl8)

117
Did y'all know that Eldrich Cleaver was a fashion designer after his Black Panther days?

Totes not parody.

http://tinyurl.com/mmegaj5

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2014 02:32 PM (TIIx5)

118 As I was saying...

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 20, 2014 02:32 PM (FcR7P)

119
LOG!

(legion of gay)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2014 02:32 PM (n0DEs)

120 Jamie Farr could pull off those looks and it would be funny. These gaywads? Not so much.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2014 02:33 PM (FcR7P)

121 wtf?

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2014 02:34 PM (JBggj)

122

"Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 20, 2014 02:34 PM (kdS6q)

123 Is this one of those experiments, like PoMo poetry that's intentionally gibberish? Maybe the designer made a bet to see how far he/she could go before someone in the industry said, "That's ridiculous".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 20, 2014 02:34 PM (P7Wsr)

124 The models look extremely pi$$ed at being forced to where those..er, um... a, 'creations'(?)

Posted by: socalcon at January 20, 2014 02:34 PM (vHlQ5)

125 Jamie Farr, another human Easter egg I found watching Kolchak.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 20, 2014 02:35 PM (ZshNr)

126 "but if you want to look at the fashions that no one will be wearing, click here." I'll bet pajama-boy could sign a lot of folks up on Obamacare by wearing one of those pretty things.

Posted by: rc at January 20, 2014 02:35 PM (9juRt)

127 I bet if Miami Vice was on now, they'd make Sonny Crockett gay and wear one of those "outfits".

Posted by: CDR M at January 20, 2014 02:35 PM (LsJl8)

128 Those dresses are Gayer than an HBO special about a love affair between Liberace and his hairdresser.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2014 02:35 PM (8Fa5Z)

129 Zorro - The Gay Blade?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2014 02:36 PM (JivuR)

130 Design away, bois! But you won't achieve full parity with the Double-XXers in our midst until you get Anerican males to wear - routinely - earrings made from tampons. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at January 20, 2014 02:36 PM (HsTG8)

131

Meh this is just a ploy for attention. It happens in London all the time.

Posted by: Twiggy at January 20, 2014 02:36 PM (N3Al8)

132 I've seen the designer Marc Jacobs wear skirts and dresses before. He's a fairly good looking fellow with a fine beard--- doesn't look effeminate. Well, except when he wears his dresses.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 20, 2014 02:37 PM (dfYL9)

133 @117 Ewwww, just EWWWW

Posted by: socalcon at January 20, 2014 02:37 PM (vHlQ5)

134 Zorro - The Gay Blade? That's a hot mess, and I wouldn't wear it to the designer's funeral.

Posted by: Bunny Wigglesworth[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 20, 2014 02:38 PM (P7Wsr)

135 Mother : Why aren't you wearing the dress your Aunt bought for you?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2014 02:38 PM (z64Z0)

136 110 Men do not look good in tube tops. Partly true. You do have to have the bustline for it. Posted by: Ed Schultz at January 20, 2014 06:30 PM (8ZskC) Ahhhh! *runs away screaming*

Posted by: Mindy (Cupcake) at January 20, 2014 02:39 PM (Bs5ky)

137 Problem I always had with hats was wind.

Walking around a cattle pasture or a farm with a hat - fine. The hat might fly into something unpleasant: no biggie, clean it off.

Walking around a busy street with a hat - screeeeeeeeeeeeeeech *CRaSh* [sounds of mayhem, women screaming, etc]

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 20, 2014 02:39 PM (Xfl0F)

138 And I was just wondering what the vogueish popinjay would be wearing this year. Posted by: Cicero --------------- I was thinking 'fop', though 'popinjay' works.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 02:40 PM (aDwsi)

139 I think that's Eldridge Cleaver.

This is Eldritch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EunWH1VbpA

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 20, 2014 02:40 PM (Xfl0F)

140 Ahem: Kilts

There are situations and conditions where having some "extra ventilation" can be quite a positive experience.

And I ain't talking about anywhere in San Fran.

Trousers can be quite restricting and are a leading cause of skin problems in that area. And other maladies.

LIBERATE YOURSELF!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 20, 2014 02:40 PM (LSDdO)

141 Trousers can be quite restricting and are a leading cause of skin problems in that area. And other maladies. One day Asia will have kilts, one day.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at January 20, 2014 02:42 PM (P7Wsr)

142 >>>That one dude think he is Zorro?<<<

Well, he probably does enjoy the sword play.

Posted by: NTTAWWT at January 20, 2014 02:42 PM (3bbd3)

143 I...I...I.......fuck. I just dk. Can't be real.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 20, 2014 02:44 PM (54dkR)

144 Well, the dresses don't necessarily look gay, but I don't see how you could store your belongings anywhere on them, so you'd have to also be carrying a clutch purse.

And THAT'S gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2014 02:44 PM (BeSEI)

145 kilts are ok cause they are worn by black haired or ginger hairy men wielding knives and swords and holding their enemies head in their hands whilst screaming "FREEDOM!!!!!" they wear kilts because their balls are too big for pants this other stuff is just ghey

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2014 02:45 PM (zOTsN)

146 The models look extremely pi$$ed at being forced to where those..er, um... a, 'creations'(?)

Can you imagine the photographer's commentary while taking the pictures? How did he keep from laughing so hard that all the pictures are blurry?

Posted by: Retread at January 20, 2014 02:45 PM (cHwk5)

147 I'll have the Skort Steak.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 20, 2014 02:45 PM (z64Z0)

148 ummmmmm............... no.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2014 02:45 PM (9GG/0)

149 There was a time when a lady wearing pants (trousers) elicited the same kind of reactions.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2014 02:45 PM (P6QsQ)

150 The one with Jamie Farr!

Posted by: Sean Connery- the only funny part of SNL for decades at January 20, 2014 02:46 PM (Aif/5)

151 There was that South Park episode where all the men were naked, writhing around in a pile? This was way gayer.
Posted by: real joe at January 20, 2014 06:12 PM (xXhgd)

They took our JERB!

Posted by: naked dudes writhing around in a pile on South Park at January 20, 2014 02:46 PM (KSjsb)

152 elicited the same kind of reactions. Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2014 06:45 PM (P6QsQ) So you're saying this really is the future? Well fuck.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 20, 2014 02:47 PM (GaqMa)

153 I mean, Braveheart wouldn't wear these things but Lady Mary would

Posted by: thunderb at January 20, 2014 02:47 PM (zOTsN)

154 My head hurts

Posted by: Brave Heart at January 20, 2014 02:47 PM (N3Al8)

155
That sidebar article pretty much describes healthcare.gov as a database we can all just share.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2014 02:48 PM (n0DEs)

156 my butt hurts

Posted by: male model at January 20, 2014 02:48 PM (zOTsN)

157 I guess I would have to leave an O/T comment saying that anyone that doesn't like the NSA should just go F* themselves. More good than bad, by far! Liberal bastards are going to get our tits stuck into the machinery any minute now. Makers Mark, my official sponsor, requires me to explain that they are not responsible for these comments.

Posted by: and irresolute at January 20, 2014 02:48 PM (RqHWH)

158 woooooo brave heart vibe going on or Braveheart

Posted by: Brave Heart at January 20, 2014 02:48 PM (N3Al8)

159 I think that model is sporting a sexy thigh gap.

Thigh gap is out. Bikini bridge is in. I guess for them it would be more of a bikini pup tent...maybe.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2014 02:49 PM (vBhbc)

160 The kilt of the modern American male.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2014 02:49 PM (Q6HBD)

161 thoroughly modern male if he was a cross dressing faux flapper in the 30s

Posted by: male model at January 20, 2014 02:50 PM (zOTsN)

162 >>Anyone noticed that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are becoming the same person? No, no, she's turned into: http://pic.twitter.com/s2NOs00rQP

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 20, 2014 02:50 PM (SUKHu)

163 Male skirt =/= Kilt

If it ain't Scottish... it's crap!

Posted by: the guys who yells "If it ain't Scottish... it's crap!" at January 20, 2014 02:51 PM (3bbd3)

164 There was a time when a lady wearing pants (trousers) elicited the same kind of reactions.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2014 06:45 PM (P6QsQ)

But there are practical reasons for women to wear pants. There's no practical reason (other than a joke) for a man to wear a dress.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 20, 2014 02:51 PM (KSjsb)

165 Mama AJ

She doesn't have the sneer quite right yet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 20, 2014 02:52 PM (LSDdO)

166 @165 Hot summer day?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2014 02:53 PM (P6QsQ)

167 I have half a mind to throw them out the window

Posted by: King Edward Longshanks at January 20, 2014 02:53 PM (zOTsN)

168 Oops meant that facetiously for ol dirty @164

Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2014 02:55 PM (P6QsQ)

169 Next year: togas

Posted by: RioBravo at January 20, 2014 02:56 PM (zu3dB)

170

I don't think that the jeans manufacturers have anything to worry about.

If memory serves...designers have been trotting out 'man dresses' in some incarnation, for decades.

They never catch on.

It's sort of like those 'concept cars' that car makers put on display at car shows.

Those cars don't ever go into mass production.

Most of the fashions that are shown at those runway shows are never put into mass production...because they are so impractical.

And there is no demand for them.

Posted by: wheatie at January 20, 2014 02:56 PM (Wq5le)

171 I must cleanse this from my mind with bacon.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 20, 2014 02:57 PM (54dkR)

172 Next year: togas

Essential couture for the decline of a Republic . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 20, 2014 02:57 PM (Xfl0F)

173 Those outfits aren't good for dancing and float riding. The up skirt shots would be horrendous.

Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2014 02:58 PM (DsAD+)

174 Men wearing dresses again. How tedious.

Posted by: cranky-d at January 20, 2014 02:58 PM (VL98o)

175 what about the gear the men wear in the ME, like in Saudi? Isn't that a dress?

Posted by: male model at January 20, 2014 02:58 PM (zOTsN)

176 Borg fashion model is not amused.

"This is not what we mean by assimilation. In fact that is so gay."

http://tinyurl.com/lo3h6y4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2014 02:59 PM (LLNW+)

177 Next year: togas Essential couture for the decline of a Republic . . . -------- Togas for them, tunics for us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 03:00 PM (aDwsi)

178 22 Why did I click the link? Brain bleach.., quick! Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 06:12 PM (aDwsi) I don't think bleach works. I can't get it out of mind. Ugh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2014 03:00 PM (HVff2)

179 like in Saudi? Isn't that a dress? --------- That's for hiding bombs, boys, or goats (kids). These things here have no room for anything like that there.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 20, 2014 03:01 PM (zu3dB)

180 Those would make good prison uniforms for inmates. They could even come in gang colors. Sure would knock down the recidivism rate.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2014 03:01 PM (tiOTz)

181 Don't 'designers' just do this ridiculous crap as a way of getting press? No one ever wears these ridiculous things.

Posted by: --- at January 20, 2014 03:02 PM (MMC8r)

182 The London Boys are practically John-Wayne/Clarke-Gable/Han-Solo Butch compared to those - things in the link.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 20, 2014 03:02 PM (UfYXk)

183 About 10-14 years ago, I started seeing guys in long kilts. Some appeared to be gay - others, hipsters.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 20, 2014 03:03 PM (E4MKN)

184 >>>Those would make good prison uniforms for inmates. They could even come in gang colors. Sure would knock down the recidivism rate.<<<

Hmmm. What a good idea. As long as I can get them in pink, of course.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Arpaio at January 20, 2014 03:03 PM (3bbd3)

185 Sure would knock down the recidivism rate.

Posted by: Roy

Sure, for everything but prison rape.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 20, 2014 03:03 PM (cxs6V)

186 That was first look at the soon to be new Cleveland Browns uniforms.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2014 03:03 PM (tiOTz)

187 Finally! Why should women get to have all the fun? Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 20, 2014 03:03 PM (4hZFd)

188 This is how people in NY dress. Ace may be laughing at it now but just wait till next year and I guarantee he will be wearing something frilly.

Posted by: Judge Pug at January 20, 2014 03:04 PM (E4MKN)

189

174 what about the gear the men wear in the ME, like in Saudi? Isn't that a dress?

The outer wear, the robes...yeah.

But they wear a sort of pantlike thing underneath those, which has a dropped crotch, looks like a diaper.

Posted by: wheatie at January 20, 2014 03:05 PM (Wq5le)

190 I think everyone is overlooking the fabulous boots.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 20, 2014 03:05 PM (zu3dB)

191
That pic would have looked more masculine if the models were wearing tampon earrings.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 20, 2014 03:05 PM (0IhFx)

192 I think that appeals to the manly part of me.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 20, 2014 03:06 PM (vJfir)

193 http://tinyurl.com/nqat3gy

Choomerache

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 20, 2014 03:06 PM (0It32)

194 One day a designer will come out with a guy wearing jeans, a tshirt, and red flannel but give him a plastic cape. And we guys will say "Ok, fine" and we'll finally have capes. Again. Plus, flannels. That dude? He'll retire rich as Croesus.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 20, 2014 03:07 PM (UfYXk)

195 Hot summer day?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 20, 2014 06:53 PM (P6QsQ)

The surface of the sun isn't hot enough to justify a man wearing a dress.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 20, 2014 03:07 PM (KSjsb)

196 This guy is a big fan! http://t.co/gk35wJZf9v

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2014 03:07 PM (DmNpO)

197 It's not Friday night yet , is it?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 20, 2014 03:07 PM (XWw96)

198 Edna Mode, "No capes!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2014 03:08 PM (LLNW+)

199 BRB Gisele wants me to model something for Tom!

Posted by: male model at January 20, 2014 03:08 PM (zOTsN)

200 http://bit.ly/1fTkRQq

Posted by: holygoat at January 20, 2014 03:09 PM (vAiDn)

201 80 On second thought, some tights, a coat, a hat with a feather; where are
the blog's resident historians? Something medieval, Elizabethan or
Shakespearean perhaps.
Would need a sword.

Where's SFGoth when you need him?
Posted by: Hollowpoint

I don't go that far back (1700 is about it). I don't even wear kilts -- I have one, but at 5'8, I feel taller in pants. Anyway, when you wear a kilt, you never get caught with your pants down.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2014 03:09 PM (VGDJR)

202
I think that's Eldridge Cleaver.

This is Eldritch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EunWH1VbpA

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 20, 2014 06:40 PM (Xfl0F)

Yeah, yeah. I've never won a spelling bee.

I think those trousers qualify as Lovecraftian eldritch horror though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2014 03:09 PM (TIIx5)

203 Al Qaeda ? Jay Vee.
Muslim Bros? All bawl.

Posted by: President Deaf Frat Guy [/i] [/b] at January 20, 2014 03:10 PM (cxs6V)

204 Gangstalicious was way ahead of the game.

Posted by: holygoat at January 20, 2014 03:10 PM (vAiDn)

205 Remember Hip-Hop? These guys still are manlier ...
http://tinyurl.com/kxw32sn

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2014 03:12 PM (LLNW+)

206 Why did I click the link?
Brain bleach.., quick!
Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 06:12 PM (aDwsi)

I don't think bleach works. I can't get it out of mind. UghPosted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2014 07:00 PM (HVff2)

Try this: http://tinyurl.com/lx7jwv6

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at January 20, 2014 03:13 PM (KSjsb)

207 Totally O/T but we are having an epic blizzard here in Iowa. I can't even see the house across the street. Headed to -25 tonight with the wind chill at -46. Yesterday it was sunny and 40.

Posted by: coldiniowa at January 20, 2014 03:14 PM (i7KmQ)

208 Mike Hammer, perhaps this will help take your mind off that ...

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selection-du-weekend-71-5.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2014 03:15 PM (LLNW+)

209 At last, an outfit that tells the world, yes, I enjoy the taste of cock!

Posted by: --- at January 20, 2014 03:15 PM (MMC8r)

210 coldin - AGW.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 03:15 PM (aDwsi)

211 Anna - I've always admired Garfield.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 03:16 PM (aDwsi)

212 These guys still are manlier ...>>

Kurt Russell looked manlier in full tranny gear.
http://tinyurl.com/kuskktp

Posted by: The Hickster at January 20, 2014 03:18 PM (TI3xG)

213 * stomach grumbles* *remembers that Mrs. Hammer is working this evening.* * slinks off to a bowl of cold gruel for dinner *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 03:18 PM (aDwsi)

214 Anyway, when you wear a kilt, you never get caught with your pants down. OTOH, with pants, you never have the wind blow your kilt up just as you are jumping over a barbed-wire fence and end up with the rear of your kilt hung up and unable to free yourself. Just something I read about in a book once...

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 20, 2014 03:19 PM (xIOVK)

215 With a kilt, you never suffer the embarrassment of of forgetting to zip your fly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at January 20, 2014 03:21 PM (aDwsi)

216 Those are...men???

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 20, 2014 03:21 PM (GrtrJ)

217 Ian Anderson in 1968 could wear yellow tights, black high boots and a red codpiece, stand on one leg playing flute like a maniac and we just thought he had a time machine.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at January 20, 2014 03:21 PM (06czr)

218 Those are...men???

Those are not men, they're not even Devo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2014 03:23 PM (LLNW+)

219 The London Boys were killed in a car crash in 1996. The wife of one of them died also. They both left children behind. Which makes them 4000% less ghey than this. Thank you for the RIP. Baldilocks; I didn't know, looked them up, and now, sadly, they're not funny anymore. Another great punchline shot in the ass.

The middle "dress" is not much different from what an everyday Roman tunic would have looked like, except slightly longer, slightly more belly space, and a belt. To hold a short sword. Which makes a Roman tunic 4001% less ghey than this.

I've worn things other than trousers without mincing, and in the right climate, with the right underwear and in the right company, might consider doing so every once in a while. But that would have to be a garment, like that tunic, designed for a man to use. There would not be cutouts and frills. These people aren't serious; they're just playing the same old in-your-face sex role challenge. I'm looking for the tunic made by Carhartt, but their nail apron's not long enough.

Won't wear the "modern" kilt, though. It's nothing like the dangerous Scots wore. An English invention, symbolizing Scots subjugation. No true Scotsman och aye. Yet a man's still a man for a' that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2014 03:25 PM (xq1UY)

220 Those are not men, they're not even Devo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2014 07:23 PM (LLNW+)

Nicely done!

Posted by: DangerGirl at January 20, 2014 03:25 PM (GrtrJ)

221 they're not even Devo. Posted by: Anna ------------------------ Of course not, they would be wearing flower pots on their heads.

Posted by: Whip It Good. at January 20, 2014 03:25 PM (aDwsi)

222 I sort of like the manresses.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 20, 2014 03:27 PM (Dwehj)

223 Your mother's lipstick!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 20, 2014 03:27 PM (QupBk)

224

I like kilts.

But I consider them more of a formal-wear type of thing, than for everyday wear.

It takes nice legs to pull off wearing a kilt, though.

A guy with skinny calves should stick with pants.

Posted by: wheatie at January 20, 2014 03:27 PM (Wq5le)

225 this is still at the top?
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2014 03:27 PM (9GG/0)

226

Wasn't it some insurance company that had a roosky fashion show commercial? Evening vare(with flashlight, Svim vareÂ…

Maybe these designs are the result of unemployment? Too much time and not enough to do?

Posted by: billypaintbrush

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2014 06:10 PM (cxs6V)

thanks. i was thinking about this the other night.

Posted by: dDan at January 20, 2014 03:28 PM (hwYmz)

227 I don't go that far back (1700 is about it). I don't even wear kilts -- I have one, but at 5'8, I feel taller in pants. Anyway, when you wear a kilt, you never get caught with your pants down.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2014 07:09 PM (VGDJR)

It takes a special dude to wear a kilt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2WqQY_xSSM

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2014 03:28 PM (FMbng)

228 How did Ace miss "meggings' with this post? http://t.co/zs9I1NF2yn

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2014 03:28 PM (DmNpO)

229 Every single one of those designs is a blatant ripoff of the infamous gender equality Startrek:TNG uniforms only used in a few opening sequences over the years.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at January 20, 2014 03:29 PM (A1Dcl)

230 If a designer on Project Runway made any one of those outfits for a female model, he or she would be laughed off of the show.

Posted by: Vendette at January 20, 2014 03:29 PM (MpP9p)

231 devo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2014 03:31 PM (9GG/0)

232 Hats. I can see hats coming back. Capes, because Batman too. Everything else? We already got it down, the standard man clothing for non-business, non-"cultural" shit is 150 years old. Trou, shirt, boots. Belt sometimes. Gloves if we're dealing with molten lead, cactus, or any other kind of nasty. Other than that, please leave us alone - we got it handled.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 20, 2014 03:32 PM (UfYXk)

233

O/T

Barky said..."States should go their own way".

He was talking about the issue of legalizing marijuana.

But shouldn't that apply to everything else?

Does this mean that he won't prosecute States that tell the EPA to go fuck themselves?

Posted by: wheatie at January 20, 2014 03:33 PM (Wq5le)

234 If a designer on Project Runway made any one of those outfits for a female model, he or she would be laughed off of the show. *** Actually, I think they are lovely ready-to-wear designs for young women.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2014 03:33 PM (DmNpO)

235 224 this is still at the top? ugh Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2014 07:27 PM (9GG/0) ****** Just what I was thinking. Off to check out your Devo link.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 03:33 PM (RJMhd)

236 Do they have to keep their knees together when they sit down?

Posted by: Caliban at January 20, 2014 03:33 PM (2ArJQ)

237 I'm thinking that Geithner would look really hawt in one of those.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 20, 2014 03:34 PM (Dwehj)

238 Not one of those models looks in the least bit happy

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2014 03:34 PM (DmNpO)

239 You're all just HATERS!!!

Posted by: Sissy McSissyboy at January 20, 2014 03:34 PM (K5ZtB)

240 If Obama had a son would he be wearing those outfits? No football, lots of trayvon drugs. I say yes.

Posted by: Seems legit at January 20, 2014 03:34 PM (DsAD+)

241 "meggings" Â“Only acceptable if youÂ’re a pro wrestler.Â” ... or, in Vegas, doing a David Lee Roth tribute ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 20, 2014 03:34 PM (FlRtG)

242 Won't wear the "modern" kilt, though. It's nothing like the dangerous Scots wore. An English invention, symbolizing Scots subjugation. No true Scotsman och aye. Yet a man's still a man for a' that. Kilts, great or small variety, are actually pretty modern - the earliest illustrations seem to be from around 1600. Prior to that Highland Scots wore a long tunic called a leine, same as the Irish, and wore their plaids as a cloak.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 20, 2014 03:35 PM (xIOVK)

243 Even The Human League is going "No way!"
http://youtu.be/uPudE8nDog0

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 20, 2014 03:35 PM (LLNW+)

244

237 Not one of those models looks in the least bit happy

Maybe they just have 'Bitchy Resting Face'.

Posted by: wheatie at January 20, 2014 03:36 PM (Wq5le)

245 It's the Queer ideal.

Posted by: nip at January 20, 2014 03:37 PM (jI23+)

246 Second look at "the puffy shirt"?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at January 20, 2014 03:37 PM (54dkR)

247 I'm only human. Born to make mistakes. A shitload of 'em.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at January 20, 2014 03:37 PM (Dwehj)

248 This shite is what Nazis on the dark side of the moon use to torture and humiliate spacemen who wander too far off the landing site. At least in the movie inside my head.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 20, 2014 03:38 PM (QBm1P)

249 Didn't know this: The name "Devo" comes "from their concept of 'de-evolution' - the idea that instead of continuing to evolve, mankind has actually begun to regress, as evidenced by the dysfunction and herd mentality of American society." Kind of today's blog theme.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at January 20, 2014 03:39 PM (RJMhd)

250 more devo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZUQ59UjCR0

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2014 03:39 PM (9GG/0)

251 I like the one on the left. And the dress is nice, too.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 20, 2014 03:39 PM (2ArJQ)

252 Wonder how far those models could toss a Caber?

http://tinyurl.com/mdvcp9s

Posted by: The Hickster at January 20, 2014 03:40 PM (TI3xG)

253 hmmmmm behold the new green bay packer uniforms

Posted by: navycopjoe now with 3X the hate at January 20, 2014 03:40 PM (At8tV)

254 abortion Barbie post up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 20, 2014 03:41 PM (DmNpO)

255 LOL! I don't think even the most feminine guys would wear that.

Posted by: TAO at January 20, 2014 03:43 PM (HGQES)

256 more devo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2014 03:43 PM (9GG/0)

257 The "modern" dress kilt is Victorian. About the same age as Levi's.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 20, 2014 03:45 PM (xq1UY)

258 "Are we not wangs? We are dildos!"

Posted by: From the Grooveyard of Forgotten Hits at January 20, 2014 03:45 PM (QupBk)

259 /shoves container of Rocky Road Fudge through USB port Y'all need this more than I do right now...

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at January 20, 2014 03:46 PM (m9V0o)

260 So I just got back from the gym, where the t.v. is always on the Peahen Network, and was subjected to the most fatuous, fawning piece on the delightful Mrs. Obama's celebrity-packed birthday party. It's like ancient Rome, if they were forced to watch segments on Nero's latest lame-draped fuckfest. Someone in an earlier thread likened this administration to that of Elagabulus, but he had better bangs than Michelle.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 20, 2014 03:50 PM (QBm1P)

261 Those models look like they should be screaming about "Zionist Hoodlums" and telling sis Lynn to lose weight.

Posted by: Baldy at January 20, 2014 04:33 PM (2bql3)

262 175 Borg fashion model is not amused.

"This is not what we mean by assimilation. In fact that is so gay."

http://tinyurl.com/lo3h6y4

That one must from the clockwise / counterclockwise remake of "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield".

Posted by: Anachronda at January 20, 2014 04:36 PM (U82Km)

263 Oh, I can see this trending in the future. Sometimes the meat and two veg just need to be aired out.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2014 04:38 PM (TKFmG)

264 Late to the party here but I'll try and put some context around this stuff. Fashion shows and car shows have a great deal in common. You know all those really cool "concept" cars that NEVER go into production? It's the same thing in fashion shows. You'll NEVER see anyone wearing the actual clothes the models display during a major fashion show. Those cars and these clothes are never meant to be actually offered to the public. So, obviously the question is: why do they do this? The whole point is to showcase to wholesale buyers for retail outlets the general directions the designers are taking in their proposed production line while demonstrating eye and attention catching flair. In the case of this fashion designer it's an emphasis on the fabrics he/she is using, the restrained color palate and the severe cut and overall minimalism of the designs themselves. These design elements are what are going to be front and central to the actual production design line itself. So there ya go.

Posted by: Mitchell at January 20, 2014 05:48 PM (kVGRn)

265 I'm guessing when Carhartt makes a line of men's work skirts, all is lost... Utilikilt

Posted by: Fox2! at January 20, 2014 06:29 PM (cHwSy)

266 Hell, my legs look bad enough when I'm wearing shorts. There's no way in hell I'd wear an f'in dress. Its bad enough that my ancestors came up with the freaking kilt.

Posted by: Gmac-Pondering the coming implosion, and hoping its 404care at January 20, 2014 08:17 PM (baiNQ)

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