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January 05, 2014

Wildcard Sunday Game 1
— Dave in Texas

San Diego at Cincinnati. It will be -1 in Cincy tomorrow.

Temperatures should not be minus.

UPDATE: I was informed there is a two cheerleader minimum on playoff posts.

Ok. My bad.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 08:53 AM | Comments (350)
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1 Recycling photos Doc? For shame!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 08:55 AM (J96yq)

Don't wrap it; I'll eat it here.

Posted by: Libra at January 05, 2014 08:55 AM (GblmV)

3 Temperatures should not be minus.

There's always the Kelvin scale.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 05, 2014 08:56 AM (yR6A1)

4 Dave seems to like this strong-chinned girl

Posted by: fluffeh at January 05, 2014 08:56 AM (Ua6T/)

5 TIMEOUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 08:56 AM (MaP11)

6 Not first.

Temperatures here are still in the thirties, although there is intermittent cold rain to prep for the forthcoming snow, and a NW wind to give the announcers something to comment on when the Chargers don't complete a pass. Compared to the Freezer Bowl of 1/82 though, it is downright comfy!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 08:56 AM (lJaja)

7 Same chick differnt pic (although yes I did use her in 2012). ... Not like that.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 08:57 AM (l7DqC)

8 He really does like her. I do too.

Posted by: Snafu at January 05, 2014 08:57 AM (z4Ffl)

9 Temperatures should not be minus.

Lord Kelvin agrees.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 08:57 AM (x3YFz)

10 "Temperatures should not be minus." DiT Alright then. Who knew you were one of those degrees Kelvin / Rankine types.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2014 08:57 AM (u82oZ)

11 test

Posted by: Meremortal, wuuht at January 05, 2014 08:58 AM (1Y+hH)

12 Meremorotal - DD

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 08:58 AM (J96yq)

13 Tomorrow? There is not tomorrow, this is the playoffs.

Posted by: Meremortal, wuht?? at January 05, 2014 08:59 AM (1Y+hH)

14 Same pose. Just closer. I'm an expert. Plus the way she is holding her pom poms mean- she's GAY.

Posted by: New Yawk Times Art Critic at January 05, 2014 09:01 AM (RJMhd)

15 Are the Chargers wearing the powder blue today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 09:01 AM (yyfZN)

16 As you age, you tend to appreciate the elbows but then you look for little indicators. It kinda ruins the fun of elbow staring, but experience exacts a hard price.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:02 AM (x3YFz)

17 Six degrees of Kelvin Bacon.

Posted by: eman at January 05, 2014 09:03 AM (EWsrI)

18 Chris Collinsworth is attending the game today.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 09:03 AM (lJaja)

19 I know it's the late game and I'm not a fan of either Green Bay or San Francisco but I'm genuinely aggravated by the fact that 8-7-1 Green Bay gets a home game against 12-4 San Francisco. The argument that Green Bay won their division so they deserve the home game is absurd. What Green Bay "deserves" is a spot in the playoffs. That's it. The better record should determine the home game in the playoffs. This NFL rule is not quite as stupid as the baseball practice of awarding home field in the World Series to the team in the league that won the All-Star game but it's still stupid.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 09:03 AM (g0F0Y)

20 So about 255 kelvin in Cincy.

Sounds balmy. Stop yer whinin'.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 05, 2014 09:04 AM (yR6A1)

21 The only way this game would be better is if it was Schottenheimer vs Lewis.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 09:04 AM (yyfZN)

22 15
Are the Chargers wearing the powder blue today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 01:01 PM (yyfZN)

If only it were boob month. Pink and powder blue. Nothing says gridiron like that.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:04 AM (x3YFz)

23 There's somebody out there who's sick of her shit.

Posted by: eman at January 05, 2014 09:04 AM (EWsrI)

24 When that elbow slices your heart, it's going to feel like -25 deg.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 09:05 AM (TKFmG)

25 Got a chuckle out of the Andrew Luck photo that is headlining at Drudge. It looks like dude is wearing a thong or speedo.

Posted by: Packer Fan at January 05, 2014 09:06 AM (i7KmQ)

26 Andrew Luck auditions for a role in "Austin Powers 3":

http://tinyurl.com/njggpkt

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 09:06 AM (celt+)

27 18 Chris Collinsworth is attending the game today.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 01:03 PM (lJaja)

If there is one single, solitary, sonofabitch ex-wannabe half assed girly-man crybaby wide receiver that ever lived? He'd be named Chris Collinsworthless.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:07 AM (x3YFz)

28 Andy Reid: Cincy needs to call a time out right now.

Posted by: eman at January 05, 2014 09:07 AM (EWsrI)

29 25 Got a chuckle out of the Andrew Luck photo that is headlining at Drudge. It looks like dude is wearing a thong or speedo.

Posted by: Packer Fan at January 05, 2014 01:06 PM (i7KmQ)

Dude. If you'd have brought your team back from 28 points down in the 3d, in the NFL, in the playoffs, you can wear a pink thong and bunny slippers.

He earned it.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:08 AM (x3YFz)

30
Trying to figure out who to root for to make it more interesting for me. I think I will go with Cincy, just because.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 09:09 AM (MaP11)

31 I picked Cincy because I like their uniforms better.

Posted by: eman at January 05, 2014 09:10 AM (EWsrI)

32 If Cincy wins, they play the Pats, if Chargers win, Pats play Indy, I think. Not sure who I'd prefer. Probably Indy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 05, 2014 09:11 AM (ZshNr)

33 @19 - I'm sitting here on a gorgeous severe clear 70-degree day about halfway between the Niners' old stadium and the new one. I have no complaint at all about making our millionaires earn some of their money playing in Traditional Football Conditions. But then I'm not a huge football fan, nor a fan of sports played in domes period.

Posted by: JEM at January 05, 2014 09:11 AM (o+SC1)

34 She looks familiar.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 05, 2014 09:11 AM (oFCZn)

35 Chargers will win. 49ers will win.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 09:12 AM (yyfZN)

36
Dude. If you'd have brought your team back from 28 points down in the 3d, in the NFL, in the playoffs, you can wear a pink thong and bunny slippers.

He earned it.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 01:08 PM (x3YFz)

and here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:12 AM (x3YFz)

37 Heh, massive turnout for the game today. One dude has orange teased hair, looks like bi-colored Naruto cosplay.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 09:12 AM (lJaja)

38 Tangonine, back the fuck off. I'm a female and liked it and thought he played great yesterday.

Posted by: Packer Fan at January 05, 2014 09:14 AM (i7KmQ)

39 33 @19 - I'm sitting here on a gorgeous severe clear 70-degree day about halfway between the Niners' old stadium and the new one. I have no complaint at all about making our millionaires earn some of their money playing in Traditional Football Conditions. But then I'm not a huge football fan, nor a fan of sports played in domes period. Posted by: JEM at January 05, 2014 01:11 PM (o+SC1) Howdy, Neighbor.

Posted by: eman at January 05, 2014 09:14 AM (EWsrI)

40 By EO, all temperatures will now be reported in Kelvin "for accuracy." And 'cause it sounds like global warming.

Posted by: President Choad-Load at January 05, 2014 09:17 AM (vHRtU)

41 38 Tangonine, back the fuck off.

Posted by: Packer Fan at January 05, 2014 01:14 PM (i7KmQ)

Wow.

Angry? Much?

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:17 AM (x3YFz)

42 By EO, all playoff and championship games will require players to dressed out in leather chaps with manscapping.

Posted by: President Choad-Load at January 05, 2014 09:18 AM (vHRtU)

43 Simmer down, or I will fucking flying head kick the lot of you.

Posted by: Alabama Mom at January 05, 2014 09:20 AM (ZshNr)

44 I have to save up all my comments for the next game. Rationing.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 09:20 AM (P6QsQ)

45 Forty-Niners will get to play some good ol' Great Lakes Football today. Hope they are ready for it! Weather not a factor at Paul Brown Stadium, just sucky QBs is all.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 09:22 AM (lJaja)

46 It was -30 at the Obama Bowl in Hawaii, which is why King Handsome came home alone.

Posted by: Caliban at January 05, 2014 09:22 AM (2ArJQ)

47 I suppose I should root for San Diego because they were kind enough to lose to the Redskins this year. Then again, it's really masochistic to root for a team that is pathetic enough to lose to the 'Skins. Y'no, like da Bears.

Posted by: Margarita, insufferable suffering Redskin fan at January 05, 2014 09:23 AM (dfYL9)

48 35 Chargers will win. 49ers will win. Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 01:12 PM (yyfZN) *** Half right.

Posted by: New Yawk Times Art Critic at January 05, 2014 09:23 AM (RJMhd)

49 33 @19 - I'm sitting here on a gorgeous severe clear 70-degree day about halfway between the Niners' old stadium and the new one.

I have no complaint at all about making our millionaires earn some of their money playing in Traditional Football Conditions.

But then I'm not a huge football fan, nor a fan of sports played in domes period.

Posted by: JEM at January 05, 2014 01:11 PM (o+SC1)

I don't have a problem with teams playing in "Traditional Football Conditions" either as long as the home team deserves the home game by having a better regular season record than their opponent. But I do have problems with the league choosing New York/New Jersey as the location for this year's Super Bowl. I'm really hoping that 18-24 inches of snow falls on MetLife Stadium just before the kickoff. Stupid NFL.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 09:23 AM (g0F0Y)

50 Who-Dey! Go Bengals!

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at January 05, 2014 09:24 AM (1M/xn)

51 Sam Weisch is best remembered for chastising a stadium of fans. quick, where did it happen and who was playing?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 09:25 AM (yyfZN)

52 Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 12:56 PM (MaP11) HE CALLS TIMEOUT FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesberger at January 05, 2014 09:26 AM (Ua6T/)

53 DiT's got a thing for this cutie, up yesterday and that was a repeat. Nice taste in ladies DiT. Is she still on the squad or has she moved on?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 05, 2014 09:26 AM (RXQ2T)

54 Re 49: Good, then we'll have a Super Bowl that is interesting to watch, unlike most of the one-sided the games that have become the norm.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 09:26 AM (lJaja)

55 >>> It was -30 at the Obama Bowl in Hawaii, which is why King Handsome came home alone.<<<

Would you want to spend your 50th birthday with Barry Obama?

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 09:26 AM (TKFmG)

56 51
Sam Weisch is best remembered for chastising a stadium of fans.

quick, where did it happen and who was playing?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 01:25 PM (yyfZN)

I just remember that he chastised the fans because they were throwing snowballs on the field. I don't remember any of the other details.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 09:27 AM (g0F0Y)

57 Naruto Shippoden - The Football series. Oh no, him with a football going against...

I will stop.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 09:28 AM (J96yq)

58 52 Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 12:56 PM (MaP11)

HE CALLS TIMEOUT FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesberger at January 05, 2014 01:26 PM (Ua6T/)

See? And that's why I refuse to call timeouts when it's obvious to 20 million people that I should.

Posted by: Mike Tomlin at January 05, 2014 09:28 AM (x3YFz)

59 54 Re 49: Good, then we'll have a Super Bowl that is interesting to watch, unlike most of the one-sided the games that have become the norm.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 01:26 PM (lJaja)

The norm? I think the last one-sided Super Bowl was in 2003.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 09:29 AM (g0F0Y)

60 Had I been posting this thread, I would have used this pic: http://bit.ly/1dBzBQ9

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 09:31 AM (DmNpO)

61 or this one http://oran.ge/19KtfyY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 09:32 AM (DmNpO)

62 Dammit, first blood to the Chargers. *facepalm* Looks like it's another comeback challenge for the Bengals....

Re 57: No keep on going, you can do it!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 09:34 AM (lJaja)

63 >> Is she still on the squad or has she moved on? I don't know but I have applied to adopt her.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 09:34 AM (l7DqC)

64 That jaw. That chin. That underbite.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 09:35 AM (1aqzr)

65 Another blown call by the climate experts. Can't predict what the weather will be in 24 hours. The forecast was for blizzard conditions and zero degree temperature. The actual weather is cloudy and 40. Only an idiot would believe what they say about global warming.

Posted by: genew at January 05, 2014 09:36 AM (v6nio)

66 You can adopt cheerleaders?

Posted by: CDR M at January 05, 2014 09:36 AM (LsJl8)

67 Those are nice NDH, but you're not gettin my thing here.. I don't post cheesecake/tits just for the sake of it, I try to find some that are on the field, not almost nekkid in the team cheerleader calendar. Some decorum but still attractive. It's a fine line, particularly with college cheerleaders.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 09:37 AM (l7DqC)

68 That said those underboobs were fabulous. >> You can adopt cheerleaders? *burp* WHY NOT?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 09:38 AM (l7DqC)

69 #27: Is it just me, or does he look like Olive Oyl?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2014 09:41 AM (/96QU)

70 Make sure you post a nice Packers cheerleader for the next game Dave in Texas. Skip that other team.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 09:41 AM (P6QsQ)

71 I'll be in my bu...wha?

Thoughts and prayers for the people in peril in NYC.

Wonder if DeStalino will demand High-Rise control?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 09:41 AM (TE35l)

72 82 degrees here on the West Coast of FL. Sympathies to the frozen Morons in the path of the Polar Vortex. In a few days I'm going to miss this warm weather if the forecasts are right

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 09:42 AM (aTXUx)

73 HE CALLS TIMEOUT FOR NO APPARENT REASON!! Posted by: Ben Rothliesberger

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Big Ben my ass. "Apparent" is spelled correctly.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 09:42 AM (celt+)

74 Don't forget the wind chill factor that can subtract another 20 degrees or more. Those Cinci and NKy teens who love to run around in shorts/t-shirts in 20 degrees weather might want to rethink their dress for this level of winter weather. In Louisville and Lexington Ky the -4 forecast is -20 to 30 with the wind chill factor. The problem with that sort of weather is the people in the area who are not experienced with preparing and dressing for severe low temperatures.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfing at January 05, 2014 09:42 AM (WTizZ)

75 45 exdem13 at January 05, 2014 01:22 PM (lJaja)

Dad called this morning and said it was pretty warm this morning the temp is going down at gametime.

Welcome to Ohio Chargers I hope you win.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 09:44 AM (TE35l)

76 That left elbow is sharpened to keep us from close contact with teh boobehs. America needs Common Sense Elbow Control

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 09:44 AM (aTXUx)

77 Wonder what Deborah Solomon would write about when talking about an NFL cheerleader calendar?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 09:45 AM (J96yq)

78 Big Ben my ass. "Apparent" is spelled correctly.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (celt+)

I've witnessed Steeler hate in various forms for 4 decades.

All I have to say is: "Six, bitches."

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:45 AM (x3YFz)

79 74 I'd rather be surfing at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (WTizZ)

I believe that with love and support even a person as stupid as Matt Yglesias can figure out layering and through cause and effect extreme cold circulation issues.

We made it here, we're an adaptable species.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 09:45 AM (TE35l)

80 What are you talking about, Dave? It's only 254.8 Kelvin in Cincinnati!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:46 AM (9GG/0)

81 #76: Nah, sharp elbows are a woman's best defense from mashers.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2014 09:46 AM (/96QU)

82
I thought the playoff rule was 2, TWO cheerleaders.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 09:46 AM (MaP11)

83 66 CDR M at January 05, 2014 01:36 PM (LsJl

Only from malls and Girl Scout cookie sales....

//Searchlight Stalker c/o Harry Reid's Office

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 09:47 AM (TE35l)

84 Okay, since Dave won't provide any more cheerleader pics, here are some fine asses on some hot Cleveland Browns cheerleaders

http://tinyurl.com/k3kfkkz

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:48 AM (9GG/0)

85 Cheerleaders should be fitted with mandatory elbow pads to prevent eye injuries Mandatory kneepads need no explanation

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 09:48 AM (aTXUx)

86 Those are nice NDH, but you're not gettin my thing here.. I don't post cheesecake/tits just for the sake of it, I try to find some that are on the field, not almost nekkid in the team cheerleader calendar. Some decorum but still attractive. It's a fine line, particularly with college cheerleaders. *** Oh dear, I know that. I am just teasing the morons is all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 09:48 AM (DmNpO)

87 OT, but then I'm bad about that.... From some article: "By most accounts, since January 1 more than half of pot sales have gone to non-Coloradans." I didn't expect that to happen. I guess if we can go to Wyoming to get our fireworks, they can drive down to get some pot. Interstate trade!

Posted by: Meremortal, hiding in the mountains at January 05, 2014 09:48 AM (1Y+hH)

88 82
I thought the playoff rule was 2, TWO cheerleaders.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 01:46 PM (MaP11)

So we're limited to 2 cheerleaders each? Well. /sigh

Ok, just give me the fedex tracking number for the delivery. I'll make due but I'm not thrilled about it.

/grumble

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:49 AM (x3YFz)

89 #86: And don't think we don't appreciate it, either, NDH. Thanks!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2014 09:49 AM (/96QU)

90 Those are nice NDH, but you're not gettin my thing here.. I don't post cheesecake/tits just for the sake of it, I try to find some that are on the field, not almost nekkid in the team cheerleader calendar. Some decorum but still attractive. It's a fine line, particularly with college cheerleaders. *** Note that the ladies I posted in the thread last week were fully dressed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 09:50 AM (DmNpO)

91 Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 01:48 PM <<<<<<<<<<<<

That was udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 09:51 AM (MaP11)

92 I didn't expect that to happen. I guess if we can go to Wyoming to get our **30 Round Mags**, they can drive down to get some pot. Interstate trade!

Posted by: Meremortal, hiding in the mountains at January 05, 2014 01:48 PM (1Y+hH)

Fixed.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:51 AM (x3YFz)

93 And yes, that is a very pointy chin.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:51 AM (9GG/0)

94 87 Meremortal, hiding in the mountains at January 05, 2014 01:48 PM (1Y+hH)

the fun starts with "reasonable suspicion" and interstate commerce.

Were I an evil PotUS inclined to use DoJ as a punishment tool I would be thrilled to punitively attack political opponents who imbibed in CO and WY opponents who engaged in transport of a controlled substance while ignoring my allies.

That is why I have a problem with the Obama precedent on law enforcement by whim and omission.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 09:51 AM (TE35l)

95 DiT: You adopt her. I'll run off to Vegas with her for a week.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 05, 2014 09:52 AM (RXQ2T)

96 All I have to say is: "Six, bitches." AND THE KICK FOR SEVIN!!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesburger at January 05, 2014 09:52 AM (Ua6T/)

97 84 Okay, since Dave won't provide any more cheerleader pics, here are some fine asses on some hot Cleveland Browns cheerleaders http://tinyurl.com/k3kfkkz Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 01:48 PM Right now, Browns fan AtC is lacing up the extra spiky boots for the ass kicking she's going to give you for that

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 09:52 AM (aTXUx)

98 That was udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 01:51 PM (MaP11)

Surely you are misteaken!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:53 AM (9GG/0)

99 AND THE KICK FOR SEVIN!!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesburger at January 05, 2014 01:52 PM (Ua6T/)

ISWYDT

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:53 AM (x3YFz)

100 Right now, Browns fan AtC is lacing up the extra spiky boots for the ass kicking she's going to give you for that

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 01:52 PM (aTXUx)

yeah I won't be opening any large squawking packages that come in the mail for me

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:54 AM (9GG/0)

101 Surely you are misteaken!
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 01:53 PM <<<<<<<

Keep milking it for all its worth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 09:54 AM (MaP11)

102 >> Oh dear, I know that. I am just teasing the morons is all. OH! Ok then. Have I mentioned I'm dumb?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 09:55 AM (l7DqC)

103 Keep milking it for all its worth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 01:54 PM (MaP11)

As long as I am moootivated to do so

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 09:57 AM (9GG/0)

104 Right now, Browns fan AtC is lacing up the extra spiky boots for the ass kicking she's going to give you for that

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 01:52 PM (aTXUx)

Browns fan? AtC and I are running at right angles and not on speaking terms (after knowing each other online, here and on another blog, for 8 years) right now. This adds a piece to the puzzle.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:57 AM (x3YFz)

105 YES!! Gresham gets the catch and falls into the end zone!! Bengals TD!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 09:57 AM (lJaja)

106 101 Surely you are misteaken! Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 01:53 PM No I'm not ... and don't call me Shirley

Posted by: Dr Rumack at January 05, 2014 09:57 AM (aTXUx)

107 Tie game

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 09:57 AM (P6QsQ)

108 Bengals got lucky on that one.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 09:58 AM (TKFmG)

109 Have I mentioned I'm dumb?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 01:55 PM (l7DqC)

You're among friends.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 09:58 AM (x3YFz)

110 As long as I am moootivated to do so
Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 01:57 PM <<<<<<

Leather we like it or not?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 09:59 AM (MaP11)

111 These puns are reaching a new low with the cow-bells as counter-point.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 09:59 AM (J96yq)

112 Posted by: tangonine Word. Just read that Colorado is taking an $80 million a year hit from that little piece of tyranny.

Posted by: Meremortal, hiding in the mountains at January 05, 2014 10:00 AM (1Y+hH)

113 68 That said those underboobs were fabulous. >> You can adopt cheerleaders? *burp* WHY NOT? Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 01:38 PM (l7DqC) Or you can marry them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 05, 2014 10:00 AM (/RdVW)

114
excellent second choice Dave.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 10:01 AM (MaP11)

115

This NFL rule is not quite as stupid as the baseball practice of awarding home field in the World Series to the team in the league that won the All-Star game but it's still stupid. Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 01:03 PM (g0F0Y)

The practice of awarding home field to the team in the league that won the All-Star game is less stupid than the automatic rotation of even years - NL odd years -AL that they had before. Yeah, logically, the team with the best regular season record should have home field advantage, but what if the W-L records are the same? Coin toss?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 05, 2014 10:01 AM (R3gO3)

116 Since DiT might not be aware of the Bolts cheerleaders .. http://tinyurl.com/qelo8z5

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 10:02 AM (aTXUx)

117 whoa.. the man who pulls me out of her shall be King of all England

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 10:03 AM (l7DqC)

118 lol that was fun
ok gotta shovel some global warming

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 10:04 AM (9GG/0)

119 112 Posted by: tangonine

Word.

Just read that Colorado is taking an $80 million a year hit from that little piece of tyranny.

Posted by: Meremortal, hiding in the mountains at January 05, 2014 02:00 PM (1Y+hH)

Magpul pulled up stakes. Way to go Colorado.

It's not like I can't drive 4 hours in any direction and load up with 50 30 round mags, come back to town and sell them to friends for x1.5 what I paid.

It's moronic.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:05 AM (x3YFz)

120 Sam Wyche got on the field mic and berated the Cincy crowd for snowball throwing, finishing with, "you don't live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!". The opposing team that day? A group of guys that I like to call the Seattle Seahawks.

Posted by: dwagyak at January 05, 2014 10:05 AM (Euxo3)

121 Temperatures should not be minus. Tell us about it! brb, off to the South Pole to rescue the Chinese icebreaker that is rescuing the Russian icebreaker that is rescuing the Global Warming nimrods.

Posted by: The USS Polar Star at January 05, 2014 10:05 AM (FcR7P)

122 Anybody see this Dallas Buyers Club movie? It looks stupid but got a high rating from imdb. I think b/c it has AIDs.

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 05, 2014 10:05 AM (Qev5V)

123 I approve of equal posting for Chargers cheerleaders.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 10:05 AM (lJaja)

124 How'd Holmes get aids? Iv drugs? Or, gay for play?

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 05, 2014 10:06 AM (Qev5V)

125 It'll only be a matter of time before trannies and drag queens demand to be 49er's cheerleaders. Because hey, it's SF and we must be inclusive.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 05, 2014 10:06 AM (R3gO3)

126 How many of the Bolts cheerleaders are sporting bolt-ons?

Posted by: Meremortal; at January 05, 2014 10:07 AM (1Y+hH)

127
brb, off to the South Pole to rescue the Chinese icebreaker that is rescuing the Russian icebreaker that is rescuing the Global Warming nimrods.

Posted by: The USS Polar Star at January 05, 2014 02:05 PM (FcR7P)

Irony's field day.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:07 AM (x3YFz)

128 Anybody see this Dallas Buyers Club movie? It looks stupid but got a high rating from imdb. I think b/c it has AIDs. *** I haven't seen it but have read that MM is terrific in it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 10:08 AM (DmNpO)

129 It's moronic. Posted by: tangonine Well, of course. Look at who did it.

Posted by: Meremortal;; at January 05, 2014 10:10 AM (1Y+hH)

130 I am SO tired of the sexist exploitation of young women as "cheerleaders" in these threads dedicated to the pointless and violent sport of "football."

Why America doesn't join the international elegance of soccer, I have no idea.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 05, 2014 10:10 AM (wyUSq)

131 >>>It'll only be a matter of time before trannies and drag queens demand to be 49er's cheerleaders. Because hey, it's SF and we must be inclusive.<<<

Bite your tongue. I want to see the NFL Network start a channel called the "Pink Zone" and show nothing but cheerleaders from around the league.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 10:11 AM (TKFmG)

132 have read that MM is terrific in it.[I/] Dank nyoo!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at January 05, 2014 10:11 AM (1aqzr)

133 124 Plaintiff Pug at January 05, 2014 02:06 PM (Qev5V)

John Holmes?

All of the above.

http://tinyurl.com/y8w24wf

Wiki....

He was a very flexible personality.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:11 AM (TE35l)

134

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at January 05, 2014 10:11 AM (1aqzr)

135 I had high hopes for LONE SURVIVOR until I heard it was critically acclaimed. If the jerkoff 'critics' from Rolling Stone, San Fran Chronicle, etc. like it, it must be crap. I could be wrong, but I suspect the film takes gratuitous swipes at the military and Whites, from the South in particular.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 10:11 AM (yyfZN)

136 OT - The Antarctic Poseidon Adventure continues. The stranded Russian and Chinese ships have told Australia's AMSA that the Aurora Australis is no longer needed. So the Australian ship has set sail for Casey Station to drop off supplies and take the climate change tourists to Hobart.

Meanwhile those ships now away the arrival of the USS Polar Star. Why do I get a bad feeling? The Australians are gone and the Americans are not there yet. Tempting fate to be crushed like a beer car are these ships?

http://tinyurl.com/levxgw2

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:12 AM (J96yq)

137 Irony's field day. Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 02:07 PM (x3YFz) I don't know if you saw the reply to your post yesterday but I am really intrested in the delivery techniques and the specs of the MOAB. All the way to personal conversations and dark humor. You offered, I just wondered if you were serious.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 05, 2014 10:13 AM (XIxXP)

138 I am SO tired of the sexist exploitation of young women as "cheerleaders" Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein We're even. I'm sick of hearing about gay people every 15 seconds.

Posted by: Meremortal= at January 05, 2014 10:13 AM (1Y+hH)

139 Wow! That was one hell of a catch by the Cincy player!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 10:13 AM (bCEmE)

140 Woot! Andy to Marvin Jones with the long bomb!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 10:13 AM (lJaja)

141 130 I am SO tired of the sexist exploitation of young women as "cheerleaders" in these threads dedicated to the pointless and violent sport of "football." Why America doesn't join the international elegance of soccer, I have no idea. Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at January 05, 2014 02:10 PM (wyUSq) Yeah. Sure thing. http://tinyurl.com/mvczhoo

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 05, 2014 10:13 AM (/RdVW)

142 Do you really think you'll like the same movie as The New Yorker AND the LA Times AND the NYT..?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 10:14 AM (yyfZN)

143
Well, of course. Look at who did it.

Posted by: Meremortal;; at January 05, 2014 02:10 PM (1Y+hH)

Hey, I'm Amercian (read: opportunist). I'm making crap tons of $$ of the side selling kit to 10th SFG, snipers. I'm the supply for the demand.

Oh and NSA/ATF/DHS? If you're reading this? neener neener.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:15 AM (x3YFz)

144 115 This NFL rule is not quite as stupid as the baseball practice of awarding home field in the World Series to the team in the league that won the All-Star game but it's still stupid. Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 01:03 PM (g0F0Y)

The practice of awarding home field to the team in the league that won the All-Star game is less stupid than the automatic rotation of even years - NL odd years -AL that they had before. Yeah, logically, the team with the best regular season record should have home field advantage, but what if the W-L records are the same? Coin toss?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 05, 2014 02:01 PM (R3gO3)

Since there are interleague games in baseball, I'd probably have it determined first by head-to-head record during the regular season. But if the teams had the same record against one another or they didn't play against each other in the regular season, perhaps home field could be determined by record against common opponents. If they are still tied, perhaps you base the tiebreaker on run differential (i.e., runs scored vs. runs given up), overall and/or vs. common opponents. If it's still tied after that (which is highly unlikely), THEN perhaps there's a coin toss.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 10:15 AM (g0F0Y)

145 138 Meremortal= at January 05, 2014 02:13 PM (1Y+hH)

I think Mary needs to reflect I see male cheerleaders every day...

on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN MSNBC etc etc

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:15 AM (TE35l)

146 Posted by: tangonine You mean to tell me that people will look for ways to work around the machinations of government? And profit??? Well I swan. (old west Texas word for "swear")

Posted by: Meremortal= at January 05, 2014 10:17 AM (1Y+hH)

147 I think Mary needs to reflect I see male cheerleaders every day...

on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN MSNBC etc etc

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:15 PM (TE35l)

well played.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:17 AM (x3YFz)

148 One of the dumbest reviews that Sole Survivor is running to build buzz has one of the most idiotic comparisons. The moronic reviewer compared the movie to Saving Private Ryan.

Hey retard here is a clue! Sole Survivor is real history. Saving Ryan's Privates is fiction set in a historical backdrop.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:17 AM (J96yq)

149 Those Cinncy helmets look like a bad comb-over.

Posted by: Hawk lurking at January 05, 2014 10:17 AM (CYS6Q)

150 136 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 02:12 PM (J96yq)

Could be, of course it could be as innocent as the Russians and ChiComs trusting the US operation more OR the Oz begging to be let go to placate the Green Senator from Oz they have....

one thing I *know* we are not getting a credible report of the issues in play.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:17 AM (TE35l)

151 146 Posted by: tangonine

You mean to tell me that people will look for ways to work around the machinations of government? And profit???

Well I swan. (old west Texas word for "swear")

Posted by: Meremortal= at January 05, 2014 02:17 PM (1Y+hH)

Last one there makes the least $$!

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:18 AM (x3YFz)

152 That's a fumble.

Posted by: CDR M at January 05, 2014 10:18 AM (LsJl8)

153 It'll only be a matter of time before trannies and drag queens demand to be 49er's cheerleaders. Because hey, it's SF and we must be inclusive. *** Great. Now I am reminded again of the book thread and I'm ticked off again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 10:18 AM (DmNpO)

154 Dammit, that fumble just killed the drive for good. Reviewing, but I don't see it.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 10:19 AM (lJaja)

155 >>>Those Cinncy helmets look like a bad comb-over.<<<

Who could be that orange?

Posted by: John Boehner at January 05, 2014 10:19 AM (Oeij3)

156 I think Mary needs to reflect I see male cheerleaders every day... on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN MSNBC etc etc Sounds like a photoshop opportunity to me.

Posted by: Meremortal=/ at January 05, 2014 10:19 AM (1Y+hH)

157 That's a stripped ball.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2014 10:20 AM (L2I78)

158 I had high hopes for LONE SURVIVOR until I heard it was critically acclaimed. If the jerkoff 'critics' from Rolling Stone, San Fran Chronicle, etc. like it, it must be crap. I could be wrong, but I suspect the film takes gratuitous swipes at the military and Whites, from the South in particular. *** I would join you in your cynicism except for I heard that Lutrell was involved all the way through.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 10:20 AM (DmNpO)

159 Will someone please stop the snow? I've had enough for this year.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 05, 2014 10:21 AM (GaqMa)

160 Anna, they are equating Sole Survivor to Saving Ryan's Privates (a parody flick)?

Posted by: CDR M at January 05, 2014 10:21 AM (LsJl8)

161 "Are the Chargers wearing the powder blue today?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 01:01 PM (yyfZN)"

That's "Air Force Blue" not powder blue.

(snort)

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 10:21 AM (V70Uh)

162 159 Will someone please stop the snow? I've had enough for this year. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 05, 2014 02:21 PM (GaqMa) I'm about a hour South of you and it's still coming down hard here. I can't tell how much we've gotten because the wind it blowing like a SOB.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 10:22 AM (bCEmE)

163 Air Force One blue?

Posted by: CDR M at January 05, 2014 10:22 AM (LsJl8)

164 *face palm of epic proportions*

I am so stupid. Lone Survivor. Time to go find the wazikashi...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:23 AM (J96yq)

165 cheerleaders may as well go home. should have a rule, if players are not wearing sweat suits, cheerleaders are not wearing suit suits.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 05, 2014 10:23 AM (rDidD)

166 Personal note: Played an apres' ski gig in a full-on tourist town last evening. Hadn't done that type of gig in years. I forgot how easy flatlander tourists get drunk at 9,000 feet. Thank goodness they were drunk-walking back to their rooms rather than driving. My truck was parked out there, could of been a bad scene.

Posted by: Meremortal=/ at January 05, 2014 10:24 AM (1Y+hH)

167 Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2014 02:22 PM (bCEmE) All of my shoveling has already been undone. My tape measure said 5.5 inches just after 11AM this morning, but I think I hit a rock or something and threw off the measurement, because there's more than that on the tables by my BBQ.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 05, 2014 10:24 AM (GaqMa)

168 Hey retard here is a clue! Sole Survivor is real history. Saving Ryan's Privates is fiction set in a historical backdrop.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 02:17 PM (J96yq)

I don't think I can watch it any time soon.

I don't know Marcus. I do know the men who trained him. I'm not a SEAL, far from it. Water makes me itch.

Nonetheless, it's a really really small community. As I type this I'm wearing a watch Rob Smith wore while pushing hundreds through buds. I've edited their books. I've gained and lost friends in the community.

They are a breed apart. You know early on when you don't have the skills, or size to play in the NFL or NBA. That's me. I'm just the nerd in the back room.

But. We all wore uniforms. Mikey, Danny and Axe are still my brothers in arms.

I can't see that movie. Maybe in 5 years or so.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:26 AM (x3YFz)

169 "The most extraordinary war film since 'Saving Private Ryan'" - Bill Simmons Grantland.

2:03 mark of this trailer of Lone Survivor.
http://youtu.be/VuIINk0IftU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:27 AM (J96yq)

170 That Bengals cheerleader looks like she could be a naughty girl...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 05, 2014 10:27 AM (G5cc0)

171 My tape measure said 5.5 inches just after 11AM this morning Are you measuring from the base or from the back of the balls?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 10:28 AM (1aqzr)

172 at 9,000 feet. Wow, where are you?

Posted by: Infidel at January 05, 2014 10:30 AM (6bvBO)

173 Somebody call the waaaahmbulance for the Chargers.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 10:30 AM (lJaja)

174 171 My tape measure said 5.5 inches just after 11AM this morning

Are you measuring from the base or from the back of the balls?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 02:28 PM (1aqzr)

I was going to ask if that was tip to tail of the vajajay

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:30 AM (x3YFz)

175 @132-"Marlee Matlin" just made me spit bourbon all over my iPad...

Posted by: PhilLaîcheaux at January 05, 2014 10:30 AM (BDpEu)

176 Question. Is football a really just a cameraman and referee game now? Bunch of guys run around, run into each and fall down, and then the PTB decide what the hell just happened while we watch commercials.

Posted by: Meremortal=/ at January 05, 2014 10:30 AM (1Y+hH)

177 I wish y'all would stop linking to HuffPo.

That site is the slowest loading I've ever found yet on the net.

It also does something that no other site has done, it locks up firefox.

Not totally but it can take a bit to close the tab if HuffPo is loading.

Pain. In. The. Ass. And usually not worth the trouble.

And that's besides them being liberal Obama cock cobblers.

Just my New Year's wish.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 10:31 AM (LSDdO)

178 Zzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 10:31 AM (V70Uh)

179 My tape measure said 5.5 inches just after 11AM this morning Are you measuring from the base or from the back of the balls? *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9YUDNHobE

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 10:31 AM (DmNpO)

180 at 9,000 feet. Wow, where are you? Posted by: Infidel Gig was in Winter Park, Colorado. I live miles away at 7,700 feet.

Posted by: Meremortal=/ at January 05, 2014 10:32 AM (1Y+hH)

181
Bunch of guys run around, run into each and fall down, and then the PTB decide what the hell just happened while we watch commercials.

Posted by: Meremortal=/ at January 05, 2014 02:30 PM (1Y+hH)

...and that's why I cancelled Sunday RipOf... er... Ticket.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:32 AM (x3YFz)

182 It also does something that no other site has done, it locks up firefox.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at January 05, 2014 02:31 PM (LSDdO)

Tom's Hardware did that to me a few weeks ago, except it also locked up the OS as well. Not going to visit them again.

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 10:33 AM (IPz9m)

183 How about Inside Llewyn Davis? Any good?

Posted by: Plaintiff Pug at January 05, 2014 10:33 AM (Qev5V)

184 FG is good, Bengals 10-7.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 10:34 AM (lJaja)

185 I live miles away at 7,700 feet. That's up there.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 10:34 AM (1aqzr)

186 yeah I'm kinda tired of the global warming myself

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 10:34 AM (9GG/0)

187 It also does something that no other site has done, it locks up firefox. *** After several years on FF I finally gave up on it completely because it locked up constantly. I begrudgingly switched to Chrome and, with occasional exceptions, have had good luck with it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 10:35 AM (DmNpO)

188 Why was the NFL reviewing a previous play after a spike? That's ridiculous. Only in Ohio.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 10:35 AM (TKFmG)

189 Rhetorical question: You folks do run Ghostery in the background to shit down all the crap like GoogleAdSense and 100 other nefarious creepers, right?

Please say yes.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:36 AM (x3YFz)

190 39 33 @19 - I'm sitting here on a gorgeous severe clear 70-degree day about halfway between the Niners' old stadium and the new one. I have no complaint at all about making our millionaires earn some of their money playing in Traditional Football Conditions. But then I'm not a huge football fan, nor a fan of sports played in domes period. Posted by: JEM at January 05, 2014 01:11 PM (o+SC1) Howdy, Neighbor. Posted by: eman at January 05, 2014 01:14 PM (EWsrI) I didn't know there were that many NoCals around. Hi neighbors

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 05, 2014 10:37 AM (RLdcX)

191 What's a Ghostery?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 10:37 AM (1aqzr)

192 After further review.....it's a catch .....no maybe not ......but wait.... No it was good ..... But... Holy crap every other friggin play. And hell just to make sure we'll look at the tape for 20 minutes.

Posted by: Line Judge #4 at January 05, 2014 10:37 AM (kF5l0)

193 It's a spectacular day her in NEFL: 71 deg and sunny but it won't last. Tomorrow it's supposed to rain and then drop into the 20's. The high on Tuesday will be 38 deg but we'll be back to the 60's by the end of the week.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 10:37 AM (DmNpO)

194 This thread needs more menopause.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2014 10:37 AM (o9Rp5)

195 What's a Ghostery?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 02:37 PM (1aqzr)

the question should be if you can stick your dick into it

Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 10:38 AM (vJdyz)

196 Holy crap. Shannon Sharpe is dressed like a Batman villain.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 10:38 AM (TKFmG)

197 189 tangonine at January 05, 2014 02:36 PM (x3YFz)

I run a multilayered defense including webroot....

f**k goggle.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:38 AM (TE35l)

198 191 What's a Ghostery?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 02:37 PM (1aqzr)

Evidently, not rhetorical.
Google it. It'll be faster than me explaining it.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:38 AM (x3YFz)

199 That's up there. Posted by: garrett Someday I should get hip with photobucket and post some view photos for you morons. You'd love it. Gives meaning to the term God's country.

Posted by: Meremortal=/ at January 05, 2014 10:39 AM (1Y+hH)

200 196 Fritz at January 05, 2014 02:38 PM (TKFmG)

That's Shannon Sharpe? I thought it was Zombie Heath Ledger in costume with a bad make-up artist.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:39 AM (TE35l)

201 I run a multilayered defense including webroot....

f**k goggle.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:38 PM (TE35l)

I hear you. I'm 1 day away from a Faraday cage.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 10:40 AM (x3YFz)

202 >>>stick your dick in it Or snuggle with it.

Posted by: Michael in MI at January 05, 2014 10:40 AM (FnhMf)

203 I loved Shannon Sharpe in Starsky and Hutch.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 05, 2014 10:42 AM (FnhMf)

204 In the old days of VCRs I remember watching complete games in about 40 minutes by skipping everything but the actual plays. I wonder what the ratio of actual action time to down time is now. I do other things while watching football these days. I can see it all while getting a lot done. Anything I miss I can see on the net highlights.

Posted by: Meremortal// at January 05, 2014 10:42 AM (1Y+hH)

205
Halftime? TIMEOUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 10:42 AM (MaP11)

206 I loved Shannon Sharpe in Starsky and Hutch.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 05, 2014 02:42 PM (FnhMf)

don't be dissing the pimp with a heart of gold, Huggy Bear

Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 10:43 AM (vJdyz)

207 202 >>>stick your dick in it

Or snuggle with it.

Posted by: Michael in MI at January 05, 2014 02:40 PM (FnhMf)

I don't snuggle.

Posted by: the toaster at January 05, 2014 10:43 AM (x3YFz)

208 The Jets are giving the Penguins all they can handle, and more, today.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 10:43 AM (1aqzr)

209 203 Herr Morgenholz at January 05, 2014 02:42 PM (FnhMf)

I was thrilled when he cleaned himself up and was on The Electric Company....

which had what six times the educational worth of anything on PBS now?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:43 AM (TE35l)

210 Are you a Cylon toaster who wants to become one with your creator?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:44 AM (J96yq)

211
I was thrilled when he cleaned himself up and was on The Electric Company....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:43 PM (TE35l)

I was always partial to "ZOOM!"

Posted by: the toaster at January 05, 2014 10:45 AM (x3YFz)

212 Are you a Cylon toaster who wants to become one with your creator?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 02:44 PM (J96yq)

I could fuck a Grace Park toaster

Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 10:45 AM (vJdyz)

213 "I could fuck a Grace Park toaster" You read things like this and think, "What must it be like for a newbie to stumble in here?

Posted by: Meremortal// at January 05, 2014 10:48 AM (1Y+hH)

214 Law firm with some moves.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 05, 2014 10:48 AM (ZshNr)

215 Oh good . It's snowing again. I was starting to get worried.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 10:49 AM (P6QsQ)

216 Meremortal,

Newbie - "My brain just spleefed!" *thump*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:50 AM (J96yq)

217 127 brb, off to the South Pole to rescue the Chinese icebreaker that is rescuing the Russian icebreaker that is rescuing the Global Warming nimrods. Posted by: The USS Polar Star at January 05, 2014 02:05 PM The Cultists have promised to reimburse the planet for the carbon footprint of the rescue by planting trees to offset Nothing about reimbursing the taxpayers of America, China, or Russia for the costs of pulling those precious snowflakes out of the ice

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 10:50 AM (aTXUx)

218 The wind is so strong here, the snow is coming down in a circle.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 10:51 AM (bCEmE)

219 We better review that punt to make sure it went into the end zone. -Booth guy

Posted by: Meremortal/// at January 05, 2014 10:51 AM (1Y+hH)

220 Posted by: Anna Puma Heh. It's got to be a mindfuck. Been too long for me to remember what it was like.

Posted by: Meremortal/// at January 05, 2014 10:53 AM (1Y+hH)

221 @220 I was terrified for at least a year.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 10:54 AM (P6QsQ)

222 Thanks tax payers!! Michelle Obama is staying behind on the islands as a birthday present from her husband.

Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 10:54 AM (Q6HBD)

223 Michelle Obama is staying behind on the islands as a birthday present ~~from~~ FOR her husband. Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 02:54 PM (Q6HBD) FIFY

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 10:55 AM (bCEmE)

224 60 Minutes will be doing a story on volcanoes tonight Maybe ergie can tell us how it's symbolic of right wing knucklehead racism and homophobia

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 10:55 AM (aTXUx)

225 Posted by: Tami It's blowing it toward Kansas here. Picking it right up off the old snow in big clouds of ground blizzard. Plays hell with the roads when it does that.

Posted by: Meremortal/// at January 05, 2014 10:56 AM (1Y+hH)

226 So bold Grace Park crevasse explorer Dude, will there be a gaming thread today?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:56 AM (J96yq)

227 grammie winger, the SIL didn't fill out the app for rehab...to the surprise of no one. Came up with some excuse but contends she still wants to go. Keep praying, please!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 10:56 AM (bCEmE)

228 The Cultists have promised to reimburse the planet for the carbon footprint of the rescue by planting trees to offset Nothing about reimbursing the taxpayers of America, China, or Russia for the costs of pulling those precious snowflakes out of the ice Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 02:50 PM (aTXUx) They said they'd plant 800. Oops. But former Act Party leader and Herald on Sunday columnist Rodney Hide said that would have to increase to about 5000 trees to make up for the fossil fuels burned in the rescue.

Posted by: RWC at January 05, 2014 10:56 AM (Q6HBD)

229 224 kbdabear at January 05, 2014 02:55 PM (aTXUx)

"and the middle class".....

I miss erg he does not show up to get nutpunched like he used to....

I think the Ogabecare fuckup weighs heavily on his heart

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 10:57 AM (TE35l)

230 >>>Michelle Obama is staying behind on the islands as a birthday present from her husband.<<<

They both work so hard for us, they totes deserve it. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 10:57 AM (TKFmG)

231 Tami Oh gee. Will do. I was wondering about her yesterday.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 10:57 AM (P6QsQ)

232 So bold Grace Park crevasse explorer Dude, will there be a gaming thread today?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 02:56 PM (J96yq)

yeah, I'll throw it up in a few minutes. Also beating Dildo to the punch and also throwing up the open thread aka my Top 5 Albums of the Year thread

Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 10:58 AM (vJdyz)

233 I could be wrong, but I suspect the film takes gratuitous swipes at the military and Whites, from the South in particular.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 02:11 PM (yyfZN)

Definitely needs an Ace movie review!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 05, 2014 10:58 AM (o3MSL)

234 >>Michelle Obama is staying behind on the islands as a birthday present from her husband. Posted by: RWC Looks like Reggie is in for a work out.

Posted by: Aviator at January 05, 2014 10:58 AM (DI+ja)

235 The cultists should do Gaia a favour by planting themselves as recyclables.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 10:58 AM (J96yq)

236

Great. Now I am reminded again of the book thread and I'm ticked off again. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 02:18 PM (DmNpO)

Sorry, NDH. That Rockwell book really put me in a mood.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 05, 2014 10:58 AM (R3gO3)

237 I was a newbie here once, but I fit in about 10 minutes. I guess that says more about me than this place.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 05, 2014 10:59 AM (q6FuY)

238

MHP on MSNBC cryin and apologizing for her comments on Romney's black adopted child.

Fuck you and your network, scrunt. Apology not accepted. Maybe when the board of MSNBC shit cans her and the entire broadcast team that participated in that segment.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2014 10:59 AM (B2fm1)

239 Norman Rockwell, the original Leather Daddy?

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 05, 2014 11:00 AM (ZshNr)

240 ok just installed Ghostery, thanks tangonine

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 11:00 AM (9GG/0)

241 230 Fritz at January 05, 2014 02:57 PM (TKFmG)

It's just that bitch's 50th Birthday Bark it's my 238th take a fucking hike and leave me some time this year....

//United States of America

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 11:01 AM (TE35l)

242 Rodney Hide said that would have to increase to about 5000 trees to make up for the fossil fuels burned in the rescue. How about planting some for the fuel the ship wasted on the grant-treasure-hunt in the first place?

Posted by: Meremortal//// at January 05, 2014 11:01 AM (1Y+hH)

243 Ooh, SD takes the lead!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 05, 2014 11:02 AM (ZshNr)

244 240 ok just installed Ghostery, thanks tangonine

Posted by: chemjeff at January 05, 2014 03:00 PM (9GG/0)

It's not a cure-all, but it's a good line of barbed wire.

Posted by: the toaster at January 05, 2014 11:02 AM (x3YFz)

245 Arrrgh, Bengals defense all took a powder at once. 14-10 Chargers.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 11:03 AM (lJaja)

246 It's blowing it toward Kansas here. Picking it right up off the old snow in big clouds of ground blizzard. Plays hell with the roads when it does that. Posted by: Meremortal/// at January 05, 2014 02:56 PM (1Y+hH) Yeah, I can barely see the house across the street. When we bought this house, it sorta came with an outside cat. I leave food for it outside everyday but seldom see it, which could have something to do with our crazy dog. I'm a bit concerned about it with the deep freeze that coming but don't really know what to do. (The previous owner said they couldn't ever get it to come inside.)

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 11:04 AM (bCEmE)

247 I didn't know there were that many NoCals around. Hi neighbors It's 70 degrees out? Feels more like 63 or so.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 05, 2014 11:04 AM (G5cc0)

248 Ok, that old spice commercial was insane off the chart

Posted by: Line Judge #4 at January 05, 2014 11:04 AM (kF5l0)

249 Re 242: They feel covered because they all have some of the Algore carbon credits on stock.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 11:04 AM (lJaja)

250

I do other things while watching football these days. I can see it all while getting a lot done. Anything I miss I can see on the net highlights. Posted by: Meremortal// at January 05, 2014 02:42 PM (1Y+hH)

My place is spic and span in the summer because when I have baseball on, I go clean when the other team is at bat. I still listen, but I am spared the sad sight of watching the opposing team score. Doesn't work with football - I have a tougher time visualizing what's going on when I'm just listening to games.

I don't think it's any concidence that baseball was the premiere sport of radio days and football started coming into its' own once everyone owned TVs.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 05, 2014 11:04 AM (R3gO3)

251 I care nothing about Cincy, but it must be hell to be a San Diego fan. You have to pretend you like Phillip Rivers? Lord have mercy.

Posted by: Meremortal//// at January 05, 2014 11:04 AM (1Y+hH)

252 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at January 05, 2014 02:21 PM (GaqMa) I'm about a hour South of you and it's still coming down hard here. I can't tell how much we've gotten because the wind it blowing like a SOB. Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2014 02:22 PM (bCEmE) Good news / bad news. Good news, I'm about an hour south of Tami and have stopped it here. Bad news, I had to push mine North up to you guys.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 11:05 AM (EKOIc)

253 Will do. I was wondering about her yesterday. Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 02:57 PM (P6QsQ) Yeah, we'll see. I actually would have been shocked if she went through with it. I imagine it takes several tries with these types. Hopefully, it will happen for her children's sake....and her grandchild. And thank you!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 11:06 AM (bCEmE)

254 You down by Cape Girardeau, olddog?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 11:06 AM (P6QsQ)

255 My privilege, Tami.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 11:07 AM (P6QsQ)

256 You down by Cape Girardeau, olddog? Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:06 PM Yep. Home of Rush.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 11:07 AM (EKOIc)

257 Well, I guess we know which Andy Dalton showed up today.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 05, 2014 11:07 AM (fmE7K)

258 That is just too funny.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 11:08 AM (V70Uh)

259 I know a guy who knows a guy. Regarding personal cybersecurity, you do this:

- dont twitter
- don't fb
- dump your cell phone

On your computer, there's many schools of thought. IP masking can be a real bitch for the unwashed. It's an art. And one way or the other, your ISP knows who you are. So random wi-fi is the way to go if you're seeking to dig holes in the desert.

Ghostery
Anonomyx (front level IP mask, don't be thinking it's untraceable, but it's not a bad start)

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 11:09 AM (x3YFz)

260 Olddog, That's where I went to college.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 11:09 AM (P6QsQ)

261 Posted by: Tami Cats are pretty cagey about finding a warm spot, but yeah I understand the concern.

Posted by: Meremortal//// at January 05, 2014 11:09 AM (1Y+hH)

262 open thread is up, gaming thread is almost up

Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 11:09 AM (vJdyz)

263 Good news / bad news. Good news, I'm about an hour south of Tami and have stopped it here. Bad news, I had to push mine North up to you guys. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 03:05 PM (EKOIc) I was in your neck of the woods last night...shopping. Seemed like a long drive from here.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 11:10 AM (bCEmE)

264 I always feel like such an edgy rebel when I can ignore a new thread with impunity.

Posted by: Meremortal//// at January 05, 2014 11:13 AM (1Y+hH)

265 Lionel "Little Train" Woodhead.

Burnin' up the clock.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 11:13 AM (V70Uh)

266 so Wisenhunt takes the Cardinals to the Super Bowl, which they kinda didn't lose, and then gets fired. Kubiak turns a shitty Texans team into a winning shitty team...and gets shitcanned after having a stroke. Meanwhile, Marvin Lewis in Cincinnati... And Lovie Smith in Chicago...

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 11:14 AM (yyfZN)

267 Olddog, That's where I went to college. Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:09 Small world. Me, too. Still live here.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 11:15 AM (EKOIc)

268 Cats are pretty cagey about finding a warm spot, but yeah I understand the concern. Posted by: Meremortal//// at January 05, 2014 03:09 PM (1Y+hH) There's a tree house on the far end of our back yard. I suspect it's using that...but still.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 11:15 AM (bCEmE)

269 And Lovie Smith in Chicago...

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 03:14 PM (yyfZN)

He isn't in Chicago this year but was just hired at Tampa (nice collection of coaches he has so far down there)

Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 11:16 AM (vJdyz)

270 Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 03:14 PM (yyfZN Saw an article on the 10 worst NFL coaches ever. Steve Shula was highly rated as horrible.

Posted by: Meremortal//// at January 05, 2014 11:17 AM (1Y+hH)

271 Lovie Smith is no longer in Chicago?? Damn, I'm outta the loop.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 11:19 AM (yyfZN)

272 I was in your neck of the woods last night...shopping. Seemed like a long drive from here. Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2014 03:10 PM Tami, you in Farmington? Google maps puts it at 1hr 19mins.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 11:19 AM (EKOIc)

273 Posted by: Tami You could try food to lure it into the garage if you have one. Maybe it will catch a mouse for you.

Posted by: Meremortal//// at January 05, 2014 11:19 AM (1Y+hH)

274 Tom Mora wasn't even given a chance in Atlanta.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 11:20 AM (yyfZN)

275 I tell ya, the Bengals need to work on holding that football. Gonna be another nail-biter fourth-quarter....

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 11:20 AM (lJaja)

276 It's 70 degrees out? Feels more like 63 or so. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at January 05, 2014 03:04 PM (G5cc0) It's 63, but in the sun it feels warmer. Getting the grill ready for some good ole bbq

Posted by: Ma Bell at January 05, 2014 11:20 AM (RLdcX)

277
No matter who the Broncs end up playing, they may be in trouble as their defense sucks.

On the other hand, Peyton has a habit of putting up 40 or more...so....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 11:20 AM (MaP11)

278 The new Jaguar is sexy. They stole a lot of lines from the Maserati.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 11:21 AM (yyfZN)

279 Olddog, Ya, I lived in Cheney Hall. Seems like decades ago. Oh wait, it was.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 11:21 AM (P6QsQ)

280 Tami, you in Farmington? Google maps puts it at 1hr 19mins. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 03:19 PM (EKOIc) Yeah, but there's no highway. Have to take 67 to 72 all the way...well except the last mile or so on I-55. And my husband was tearing ass on Rt. 72...up/down hills, around corners. Thought I was gonna puke.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 11:21 AM (bCEmE)

281 I don't see the Bengals coming back in this one.

Posted by: CDR M at January 05, 2014 11:22 AM (LsJl8)

282 You could try food to lure it into the garage if you have one. Maybe it will catch a mouse for you. Posted by: Meremortal//// at January 05, 2014 03:19 PM (1Y+hH) We have two garages...and when the weather calms a little I'm going to move his food closer to a little room that's part of our 2nd garage...and I'll leave the door open.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 11:23 AM (bCEmE)

283 Is this why they call them the Bungles?

Posted by: Meremortal///// at January 05, 2014 11:23 AM (1Y+hH)

284 oh the Begals

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 11:24 AM (yyfZN)

285 I don't get why the bad NFL coaches keep getting recycled. In a country of 300 million, they can't find any new peeps as head coach? Really?

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 11:24 AM (IPz9m)

286 Probably good ol' boyism, right?

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 11:26 AM (IPz9m)

287 Posted by: Tami As the Italians say, perfetto.

Posted by: Meremortal///// at January 05, 2014 11:26 AM (1Y+hH)

288 Has atc been around? I am starting to feel badly for her -- she's a big Bengals fan, right?

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 11:29 AM (8lmkt)

289 The Queen is a Browns fan.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 11:30 AM (GNNXx)

290 Oh, I was thinking it was Cincy. Thanks, garrett, one less thing for me to worry about today!

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 11:33 AM (8lmkt)

291 Good grief, I'm a bolt fan but fer cryin out loud we get multiple opportunities to get 7 and have to settle for 3. I wanna kick something!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2014 11:34 AM (jlm/B)

292 Too many passes. They should have run Mathews more in the red zone

Posted by: Keena at January 05, 2014 11:34 AM (RiTnx)

293 I dont remember the last time I ate a tangorine.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 11:35 AM (yyfZN)

294 Eli was drafted by the Chargers but Archie said nope not my son.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at January 05, 2014 11:37 AM (yyfZN)

295 GO CHARGERS!!

Posted by: Keena at January 05, 2014 11:38 AM (RiTnx)

296 Another interception!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 11:38 AM (V70Uh)

297 Damn, 20-110 Chargers, and the clock is ticking. Trying to hold on....

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 11:39 AM (lJaja)

298 Ya, I lived in Cheney Hall. Seems like decades ago. Oh wait, it was. Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:21 PM I think Cheney Hall has changed quite a bit. Think it's co-ed for returning students. Matter of fact the description today makes me kind of ill. http://www.semo.edu/housing/life/cheney.htm

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 11:39 AM (EKOIc)

299 That big dumb ginger screwed his team for a second time. Game over!

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 11:39 AM (TKFmG)

300 For the most part, Archie was right. Eli wouldn't have done well with good ol Norv Turner

Posted by: Keena at January 05, 2014 11:40 AM (RiTnx)

301 Thought I was gonna puke. Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2014 03:21 PM Hate when that happens. Especially if you're in the car.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 11:40 AM (EKOIc)

302 Does that interception mean I should let go?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 11:40 AM (lJaja)

303 Bring back Jon Kitna!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 05, 2014 11:41 AM (JsnwF)

304 Damn mein Herr, that was pretty brutal.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 11:42 AM (lJaja)

305

Cincy needs to start looking for a new QB. This Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde show of Andy Dalton is crap.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 11:42 AM (LI48c)

306 Howdy morons & 'ettes! Out of commission most of yesterday with a migraine, but Imitrex finally knocked it out today. I was going to complain about the officiating in this game, but the Bengals are stepping on their johnsons anyway, so why bother? At least yesterday's games turned out the way I wanted.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 11:42 AM (zDsvJ)

307 So, Cincy was supposed to win by 7.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 11:43 AM (V70Uh)

308 This Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde show of Andy Dalton is crap.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 03:42 PM (LI48c)

To be scrupulously fair, Philip Rivers is a bit of a Jekyl and Hyde himself. Although the good one has been showing up the last couple of weeks. I personally don't give a shit, but the dadster lives in SD and he's kinda stoked that they advanced to the post season. Pats are our team, though.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 11:46 AM (8lmkt)

309 Yeah keep running Dalton yikes.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 11:46 AM (WdbF7)

310 "Undefeated at home this year."*

*Past performance is no guaranty of future results.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 11:47 AM (V70Uh)

311 300 Keena at January 05, 2014 03:40 PM (RiTnx)

Maybe I am a Norv Turner well not fan but admirer to a degree. I have been a fan of Air Coryell tree offensive minds my entire football watching days. Norv is part of the Zampese school as is Martz.

Neither Eli nor his brother have played in a Coryell based system but I think either one could have done well despite the fact they are very different quarterbacks.

It'll be interesting to see if Norv does anything with the Clowns next season assuming he is still around. They have not been a Coryell style team since Bernie was up there. The only flaw with the Coryell school in the modern NFL is that because of the nature of free agency it becomes vital to have QBs of exceptional intelligence and to dumb down the offense a bit.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 11:47 AM (TE35l)

312 Re 306: So far the officials are not the problem. I was kind of hoping Andy could stop with the mandatory 2 picks per game, but he had to save them for the 4th quarter, after literally dropping the ball on a run play. The sports talks shows are gonna be wanting a red head on a pike.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 11:49 AM (lJaja)

313 308 Peaches at January 05, 2014 03:46 PM (8lmkt)

I'm a Chargers fan, Rivers is overrated and too confident in his abilities. This leads him to overreach even when he had a good supporting running game and the strength of the team was in the possession receiving side of the air game. I'd be thrilled if San Diego went to the big game and won, but I in no way expect it.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 11:49 AM (TE35l)

314 lol, #18, protip: catch the football at its highest point, especially if you are taller than the DBs....

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 11:49 AM (IPz9m)

315 So when did cincy get cutler for this game?

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 11:49 AM (frroL)

316 I'd be thrilled if San Diego went to the big game and won, but I in no way expect it.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:49 PM (TE35l)

Yeah, not seein' that in any possible scenario, Sven. That said, you just never know! They are certainly doing better without Turner.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 11:51 AM (8lmkt)

317 I think Eli and Archie were more scared off by the organizational part of the team rather than the coaches. Archie had some story about showing up in San Diego before the draft and being shocked how poorly the place was run.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 11:51 AM (WdbF7)

318 Navypopojoe

your new nic made me giggle. loudly.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 11:51 AM (8lmkt)

319 315 Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 03:49 PM (frroL)

Opie Dalton is quite capable of doing his Dave Klingler impersonation without needing to look north NCJ.

The Bengals are a Bill Walsh WCO originating team they have never strayed too far from trying to recreate Paul Browns' notions....

they make a habit of picking QBs that do not fit their preferences on strategy.

I would have been thrilled for Detroit to get Klingler, or Houston, or Atlanta all teams that ran the system he thrived in at U Houston but alas Mike Brown "got smart"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 11:53 AM (TE35l)

320 Over-effing-throws it, on fourth down.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 11:53 AM (V70Uh)

321 That's game

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 11:53 AM (WdbF7)

322 Horrible coaching on a horrible drive. Can't blame Dalton for that.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 11:53 AM (TKFmG)

323 After last season I am really enjoying the Chargers but knowing full well the road ends for them next week

Posted by: Keena at January 05, 2014 11:54 AM (RiTnx)

324 So what is it with these fools not wanting to win at home? Let's see what the Wisconsin freak show can do

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 11:54 AM (frroL)

325 Well that's all she wrote, the Bengals once again are playoff bridesmaids this year.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 11:54 AM (lJaja)

326 312 Re 306: So far the officials are not the problem. ---- They've been bad. The most egregious was that review at the end of the half AFTER Cincy had run a play. They should have at the very least put 12 seconds back on the clock and given us back the down. That would have been enough time to run one pass play to the endzone.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 11:55 AM (zDsvJ)

327 Turn out the lights. The party's ohohver. All good things must come to an end.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 05, 2014 11:58 AM (V70Uh)

328 Let's see what the Wisconsin freak show can do

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 03:54 PM (frroL)

That's the one I'm waiting for. Almost done with the household drudgery and ready to concentrate. This game didn't rate strict attention.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:01 PM (8lmkt)

329 What did we do to deserve an intro by Samuel L Jackson?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 12:02 PM (RXX9A)

330 I like how receivers stop moving when they should be getting open.

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 12:03 PM (IPz9m)

331 Andy "Mortimer" Dalton: TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 12:04 PM (yyfZN)

332 well, that'll do it

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:04 PM (8lmkt)

333 YES,

Posted by: Keena at January 05, 2014 12:04 PM (RiTnx)

334 where did Mantie Teo land anyway?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 12:07 PM (yyfZN)

335 196 yards on 40 carries, death by a thousand cuts

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 12:08 PM (WdbF7)

336
All 3 remaining AFC teams are the ones Denver lost to.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 12:09 PM (MaP11)

337 334 Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 04:07 PM (yyfZN)

Catfish is a Charger last I heard...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:11 PM (TE35l)

338 where did Mantie Teo land anyway? He was taken in the first round by the Phuket, Ladyboys. They didn't make the playoffs last season and are looking to rebuild.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 12:12 PM (RXX9A)

339
The most amazing thing about the chargers is that about 5 things had to fall into place just for them to get in the playoffs that last week.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 12:13 PM (MaP11)

340 I just saw a Chargers jersey on tv with T'eo on the back.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 12:14 PM (yyfZN)

341 338 garrett at January 05, 2014 04:12 PM (RXX9A)

That's Mantis Teo's Alter Ego Miley Nevada....

it's on Disney Kwis Kwue is Head Coach and towel boy...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:14 PM (TE35l)

342 And I thought That Couldnt Be Man Tie??

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 12:14 PM (yyfZN)

343 Dalton is king of overthrows heh.

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 12:15 PM (IPz9m)

344 342 Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 04:14 PM (yyfZN)

Can you imagine the Mediagasm HAD he came out before the combine?

In other new...... thud

//Boob Costas on a thinble....

Au Mei!

//George Takei

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:16 PM (TE35l)

345 Fucking pathetic.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 05, 2014 12:17 PM (0Nzul)

346 let's take this to the nood above

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 12:20 PM (yyfZN)

347 http://tinyurl.com/psxbt3k

Human Body Parts fall from the Saudi Skies

"Parts of you will be arriving early welcome to Saudi Airlines"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:24 PM (TE35l)

348 What nood? This is the only football thread. Fox just did a thing on Randall Cobb. He is adorable!!! Go, Pack!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:24 PM (8lmkt)

349 I'm sorry, but if there's no fb thread for the fuckin' global warming game, then I got to quit you guys.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:32 PM (8lmkt)

350 I don't know if you saw the reply to your post yesterday but I am really intrested in the delivery techniques and the specs of the MOAB. All the way to personal conversations and dark humor. You offered, I just wondered if you were serious.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at January 05, 2014 02:13 PM (XIxXP)

Sorry man. I'm familiar, but not an expert on that weapon system.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (x3YFz)

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