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January 05, 2014

Wildcard Sunday Game 2
— Dave in Texas

San Francisco (a 12-4 team) has to play Green Bay (an 8-7 team) at Lambeau because Green Bay won their Division.

Which is real retarded sir.

Anyway, it's cold. -5. See previous regarding "minus" and temps.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 12:36 PM | Comments (556)
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1 YESH!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:35 PM (8lmkt)

2 YESH!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:36 PM (8lmkt)

3 I will root for GB.

Posted by: Ronster at January 05, 2014 12:36 PM (kj1eu)

4 anybody else here or is this one all mine?

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:36 PM (8lmkt)

5 Thank you Dave in Texas Go Packers!!!!!!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:37 PM (P6QsQ)

6 Stupid Rules are our specialty!

//Union Rep from the Union Reps Local 957

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:37 PM (TE35l)

7 Green Bay for sure, Ronster! Fuck those fuckin' 'Niners. I hates them. And their annoying boy Kaeperdick, too.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:37 PM (8lmkt)

8 On sure whiners. Whine about your whiny rules not going your whiny way. Home field baby!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:38 PM (P6QsQ)

San Francisco (a 12-4 team) has to play Green Bay (an 8-7 team) at Lambeau because Green Bay won their Division.

Which is real retarded sir.

Meh. You want to play at home, win your division. Or STFU.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 05, 2014 12:38 PM (hO8IJ)

10 Yes Peaches, Yes.

Posted by: Ronster at January 05, 2014 12:39 PM (kj1eu)

11 Want a home playoff game, win your division. No whining about things being retarded.

Posted by: Exanter at January 05, 2014 12:39 PM (l8ZJe)

12 I got to see Colin Kaspernaski play in college. Heck of a talent in the right system, and a very good short yardage runner almost as good as Cam Newton was in college. It may be a good game, if San Fran wins Cali teams will have a positive polar post season record for the first time in my memory.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:39 PM (TE35l)

13
All cutie patooties. Thumbs up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 12:40 PM (MaP11)

14 9 HeideRadieschen at January 05, 2014 04:38 PM (hO8IJ)

I'll shut the fuck up then...

I almost wish the strike shortened 82 season had become the norm for seeding the playoffs.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:40 PM (TE35l)

15 Packers weather. I'm in my long johns with my sweats over that, two pairs of socks and a blanket. And that's in my house.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:40 PM (P6QsQ)

16 Michelle Obama should stay in Hawaii as long as she wants. I don't think the American people will mind taking care of our lovely first lady. Better then Bush who lied about Iraq and cost us millions of dollars. Bush lied and that bothers me a lot...Really bothers me and why doesn't President Obama do something about this. Happy New Year President Obama and I hope 2014 is good as 2013 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lilly Liebowitz at January 05, 2014 12:41 PM (iB0Q2)

17 >> win your PUSSY division. Or STFU. fixeted

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 12:41 PM (l7DqC)

18 Here we go!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:41 PM (P6QsQ)

19 Meh. You want to play at home, win your division. Or STFU.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 05, 2014 04:38 PM (hO8IJ)

Yup. And, THANK YOU, DiT, for saving us for this game. So excited!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:42 PM (8lmkt)

San Francisco (a 12-4 team) has to play Green Bay (an 8-7 team) at Lambeau because Green Bay won their Division.

Which is real retarded sir.

My dad asked me yesterday why in the world the game was in Green Bay and I explained about the division winner thing. He just rolled his eyes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at January 05, 2014 12:42 PM (Gk3SS)

21 Um. 16 games. 8-7.

Now, I'm not great at math but....

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 12:42 PM (x3YFz)

22 Pick 6, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 12:42 PM (TKFmG)

23 17 Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 04:41 PM (l7DqC)

Amen...I really had high hopes for Chicago or Detroit....

ah well there's always next era

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:42 PM (TE35l)

24 atc!!!! {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:43 PM (8lmkt)

25 That field is really brown. Are they using enough Brawndo?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 05, 2014 12:43 PM (2DunM)

26 Um. 16 games. 8-7.

Now, I'm not great at math but....

Bye week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 12:43 PM (wSrLR)

27 Go GB! Also, redheads and boobehs!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 05, 2014 12:44 PM (vHRtU)

28 Tangonine One tie

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:44 PM (P6QsQ)

29 The field . . . don't they have that green turf dye stuff in Wisconsin?

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:44 PM (8lmkt)

30 Yesssssssssssssss!

Posted by: Marv Albert at January 05, 2014 12:44 PM (Oeij3)

31 There was actually a tie? In regular season?

doomed. we're doomed.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 12:45 PM (x3YFz)

32 One tie

Forgot about that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 12:45 PM (wSrLR)

33 Peaches Frozen tundra knows no color

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:45 PM (P6QsQ)

34 Natural turf in Wisconsin. Bless their hearts.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 12:45 PM (DmNpO)

35 I'm bored already with this game.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 12:46 PM (yyfZN)

36 33 grammie winger at January 05, 2014 04:45 PM (P6QsQ)

Frozen Tundra don't know frozen...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:46 PM (TE35l)

37 Brown turf is an interesting concept.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 12:46 PM (WdbF7)

38 Oh, wait, there is no grass, it's a good old-fashioned dirt game. Frozen dirt. Eat some, Colin, eat a lot of it.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:47 PM (8lmkt)

39 28 Tangonine

One tie

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 04:44 PM (P6QsQ)

Ties are for.... not men. The head coaches should be forced to MMA it out on the 50 yard line for the win.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 12:47 PM (x3YFz)

40 Laying on that ground cannot be a thrill right about now.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:47 PM (P6QsQ)

41 I saw Frozen Trundra open for LGBT back in the day. Left early . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:47 PM (8lmkt)

42 Laying on that ground cannot be a thrill right about now. ** They said it has been covered until game time and that SF didn't even have an opportunity to test it out. It may not be icy now, but it will be before they are finished.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 12:49 PM (DmNpO)

43 I thought there could only be ties in playoff games.

Posted by: Donovan McNabb at January 05, 2014 12:49 PM (kj1eu)

44 Pic for grammie http://tinyurl.com/nlaxce4 h/t NDH

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 12:49 PM (EKOIc)

45 Jay Cutler and I have something in common. We're both watching this game on TV.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:49 PM (P6QsQ)

46 Go Santa Clara 49er's!

Too soon?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 12:49 PM (wSrLR)

47 San Francisco 49ers of Santa Clara.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 12:51 PM (WdbF7)

48 Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 04:49 PM (EKOIc)

------------

Oh my.

She does not look like she's from St. Norberts.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:51 PM (P6QsQ)

49 Jay Cutler and I have something in common. We're both watching this game on TV.

LOL, grammie winger! That one's gonna leave a mark. Where is NCJ anyhow?

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:52 PM (8lmkt)

50
It may not be icy now, but it will be before they are finished.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 04:49 PM (DmNpO)

If you've ever played football, no excuse. I recall standing, shivering, on the sidelines, undergeared, unerwarmed, snow flakes the size of squirrels hitting the ground, and coach said, "T... you're up."

RTFU

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 12:53 PM (x3YFz)

51 >> win your PUSSY division. Or STFU.

The "pussy" division winner beat the good division runner-up last night.

Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 05, 2014 12:53 PM (hO8IJ)

52 Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 04:49 PM (EKOIc) *** Here she is with clothes on and in her Miami uniform. Still cute. http://bit.ly/Ku8bBx http://binged.it/196vGvg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 12:54 PM (DmNpO)

53 why are these fuckin' lunatics playing with bare arms? are they really that stoopid?

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:54 PM (8lmkt)

54 Hi Peaches! Here. Have a mini chocolate cupcake and some Val U Rite. *shoves through USB*

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at January 05, 2014 12:54 PM (Gk3SS)

55 HA

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:54 PM (P6QsQ)

56 If you've ever played football, no excuse. I recall standing, shivering, on the sidelines, undergeared, unerwarmed, snow flakes the size of squirrels hitting the ground, and coach said, "T... you're up." *** No excuse for what? All we've done is comment that it can't be pleasant.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 12:55 PM (DmNpO)

57 Time out, I like it.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 12:56 PM (P1WNR)

58 Have a mini chocolate cupcake and some Val U Rite.

mmmmmm . . . good to have a benevolent queen.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:56 PM (8lmkt)

59
SF doing a good job calling T. O.s

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 12:56 PM (MaP11)

60 41 Peaches at January 05, 2014 04:47 PM (8lmkt)

I think LGBT preferred the other opening band... "Trimmed Tundra"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 12:57 PM (TE35l)

61 17 >> win your PUSSY division. Or STFU.

fixeted

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 04:41 PM (l7DqC)

Fans for teams in the NFC East this year have been disallowed from referring to other divisions as "Pussy"

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 12:57 PM (LI48c)

62 why are these fuckin' lunatics playing with bare arms? are they really that stoopid?
Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 04:54 PM (8lmkt)

Yes. It's stupider when you see that they are being wrapped up in coats the second they get near the sideline.

It's been pouring here off and on all day and the temperature is supposed to drop tonight. I cannot wait to drive on a sheet of ice tomorrow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at January 05, 2014 12:57 PM (Gk3SS)

63 Having half a dozen hairy sweaty men jump on you will warm you right up. Or so I've heard....

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 05, 2014 12:57 PM (vHRtU)

64 No excuse for what? All we've done is comment that it can't be pleasant.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 04:55 PM (DmNpO)

My bad. It's been a week. No blood, no foul.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 12:57 PM (x3YFz)

65 "I want the Fudge Packers eliminated." -- Bletch

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 12:57 PM (Xfl0F)

66 What? Green Bay can't spring for a few cans of green spray paint?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2014 12:57 PM (g4TxM)

67 windchill = deathly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 12:57 PM (IXrOn)

68 Here's a fun fact for you football fans. The guy who invented the now ubiquitous electronic first down line you see on your tube is the same guy who invented the "glowing hockey puck" (fail), NASCAR tracking system and the "K-zone" used in baseball games. He's also a hellacious offshore sailboat racer.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 05, 2014 12:58 PM (g1DWB)

69 Problem is, that football is harder than a certain toned-armed fashionista's heart. SF seems surprised. GB, meh, not so much. Haha!

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 12:59 PM (8lmkt)

70 49. In the car waiting for a sweet sweet 1330 run Listening to the radio

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 12:59 PM (igDix)

71 Better than 7 I guess

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 12:59 PM (P6QsQ)

72 why are these fuckin' lunatics playing with bare arms? are they really that stoopid? Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 04:54 PM (8lmkt) Sunny Tattoos

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:00 PM (IXrOn)

73 It's been pouring here off and on all day and the temperature is supposed to drop tonight. I cannot wait to drive on a sheet of ice tomorrow. *** It's supposed to rain tomorrow and then drop to the low 20s here in NEFL. We may have ice here as well.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 01:00 PM (DmNpO)

74 3 passes from the 4 yard line? That's quality coaching right there.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:00 PM (P1WNR)

75 Hey I'm waaay on record callin the NFC East a pussy Div.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 05, 2014 01:00 PM (l7DqC)

76 Here's a fun fact for you football fans. The guy who invented the now ubiquitous electronic first down line you see on your tube is the same guy who invented the "glowing hockey puck" (fail), NASCAR tracking system and the "K-zone" used in baseball games. He's also a hellacious offshore sailboat racer. *** I LOVE that first down line.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 01:00 PM (DmNpO)

77 3 passes from the 4 yard line? That's quality coaching right there.

Shoulda called some timeouts.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 01:01 PM (8lmkt)

78 I don't know about the rest of you but my nipples are hard just watching this game. Hah, and 49'ers score! Suck it, cheeseheads.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 01:01 PM (TKFmG)

79 I cannot wait to drive on a sheet of ice tomorrow.

At least it didn't rain in Houston, as was initially thought, so they're okay during tonight's Hard Freeze Watch. Dunno about tomorrow.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 01:01 PM (Xfl0F)

80 We played outside in the snow and cold as kids in GB longer than those pussy Packers practiced in their covered practice field.

Posted by: Kafiroon at January 05, 2014 01:01 PM (U0DWi)

81 Is Ron Burgundy supposed to be funny? Or pathetic?

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 01:02 PM (yyfZN)

82 yeah, the first down line is helpful.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 01:02 PM (Xfl0F)

83 I LOVE that first down line.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

I call the end of the tan line on a women, the red zone.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 05, 2014 01:02 PM (nZ561)

84 Commercial. Time to heat up the glogg.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 01:02 PM (P6QsQ)

85 Is Ron Burgundy supposed to be funny? Or pathetic?

He's supposed to be a bit of both. He's got a book out (in character).

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 01:03 PM (Xfl0F)

86 I LOVE that first down line.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 05:00 PM (DmNpO)

The field goal line is stupid though. Not when its near the end of the game and when the range is somewhat relevant to tie or win the game. But the one that is always there that ESPN has been doing this year is dumb.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 01:03 PM (LI48c)

87 I love when coaches try to flaunt their awesomeness by calling 3 pass plays from the 4 yard line. It's like "Look at me, I'm smart and shit."

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:03 PM (P1WNR)

88 78. 8-0 Serious TMI

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 01:03 PM (igDix)

89 NICE ginger DiT!! Go SF!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2014 01:03 PM (GwLJQ)

90 I adore the first down line. And I remember well the year they had the blazing hockey puck (I watched a lot of hockey that year). It was a little weird . . . not particularly helpful. Super funny, though. What was that, in the 80s?

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:04 PM (8lmkt)

91 grammie winger, I'll probably disappear due to getting tired of fighting white screen refreshes but know this, I'll be right here on my couch, layered up in long johns and such and pulling for the Pack. Git em Jordy!!

Posted by: teej at January 05, 2014 01:04 PM (+jNI+)

92 That was closer to Hillary! than I ever want to get.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 01:04 PM (g1DWB)

93 Commercial for the movie about the Army squad tasked with recovering art looted by the Nazis in the waning days of WWII. Major Dali and his Howling Aesthetes!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 05, 2014 01:04 PM (a5ljo)

94 80 Kafiroon at January 05, 2014 05:01 PM (U0DWi)

I walked from the Dayton Airport to Fairborn in fifteen below in some layers under a trenchcoat...

of course I guess since my stock in trade was moving air freight not playing with spheroid balls it is not the same...

those darlings NEED their bodies to function at peak it is their living..... that's why they are not wearing the allowed sniffle gear team color thermals....

//Confused guy who remembers seeing bloody frozen players in the 80s

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 01:04 PM (TE35l)

95 Excellent news, fagz. The Science has been settled. 'Everyone except Obama is Gay! Free Donkey punches and anal abortions for everyone!' Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 05, 2014 01:05 PM (DhGW2)

96 Rogers discount doublechecked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 01:05 PM (wSrLR)

97
Discount Double Sack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 01:05 PM (MaP11)

98 I disagree about the bitching over home field advantage. I think if the (currently) strong division teams got home field over a weaker division's winner, you would not have seen the good games in the last couple of weeks of the regular season. There'd be less to play for. I think they should keep it the way it is. I gather they are planning on expanding the number of playoff teams. 'Hope they don't make it like hockey where everyone makes the playoffs.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 01:05 PM (zDsvJ)

99 Rogers goes down as easily as Monica on Bill.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at January 05, 2014 01:06 PM (GgPam)

100 I'll be right here on my couch, layered up in long johns and such and pulling for the Pack.

and, now we all have something to fap to later

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:06 PM (8lmkt)

101 Rodgers playing scared, so far.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:07 PM (P1WNR)

102 93 Commercial for the movie about the Army squad tasked with recovering art looted by the Nazis in the waning days of WWII. -- They seem to be delaying releasing that film. There were ads for it all summer, then nothing. And "Film not yet rated" is generally a bad sign. Looks like a stinker.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 01:07 PM (zDsvJ)

103 Rodgers playing scared, so far.

Did someone tell him collar bones are more fragile in the cold?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 01:08 PM (wSrLR)

104 I would never buy a red car.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 01:08 PM (yyfZN)

105 Rodgers playing scared, so far. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 05:07 PM (P1WNR) Major shrinkage.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:08 PM (IXrOn)

106 Rodgers has got to win this . . . for teh gheys, if no other reason.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:09 PM (8lmkt)

107 May not be the time, but have I told you I'm a Packers fan?

Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 05, 2014 01:09 PM (GgPam)

108 The Following hasn't been cancelled yet?

Posted by: New Yawk Times Art Critic at January 05, 2014 01:09 PM (RJMhd)

109
I think Romo kidnapped Rogers and put on his uniform.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 01:10 PM (MaP11)

110 They seem to be delaying releasing that film. There were ads for it all summer, then nothing. And "Film not yet rated" is generally a bad sign. Looks like a stinker.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 05:07 PM (zDsvJ)

Actually what that usually means is that they are looking into what they can cut out at minimum to get it down to PG-13. The new Robocop being PG-13 is fucking dumb. You know that the dvd release will be "Unrated" i.e. the original R-rated versio that was supposed to be in theaters.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 01:10 PM (LI48c)

111 Always figured your motto was "better out than in", Martin

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 01:10 PM (Xfl0F)

112 The glowing hockey puck was in the 90's when FOX was pretty brand new. Right before they ruined baseball.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 05, 2014 01:10 PM (4/o9U)

113 Okay, if Clay is out of the game, is it too much to ask for some shirtless selfies?

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:11 PM (8lmkt)

114 Yes. Beer CAN be too cold. http://t.co/QL0mUNJ67T

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 01:11 PM (DmNpO)

115 The new Robocop ~~being PG-13~~ is fucking dumb

Restated for conciseness and likely accuracy.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 01:11 PM (Xfl0F)

116 Posted by: New Yawk Times Art Critic at January 05, 2014 05:09 PM (RJMhd) The Following was fun schlock

Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 01:11 PM (vJdyz)

117 NBC has a new show BELIEVE. It looks HEROES...but even worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 01:11 PM (yyfZN)

118 107 Martin Bashir at January 05, 2014 05:09 PM (GgPam)

http://tinyurl.com/qhgvo2x

GODDAMN YOU MARTIN YOU FRAMED ME YO!

//Najeh Davenport

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 01:12 PM (TE35l)

119 Yes. Beer CAN be too cold. http://t.co/QL0mUNJ67T Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 05:11 PM (DmNpO) oy preference: home theater

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:12 PM (IXrOn)

120 I'm rooting against Colin Kaepernick because he pulls the race card. Apparently people think certain things about his play because of his race, and he knows this through his capability for mental telepathy. It must be a burden to deal with that while being worshiped and paid millions. Dick.

I didn't even know he wasn't white. I thought "Kaepernick" must come from one of those crazy Balkan countries where people have Hun and Turk blood.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 01:12 PM (celt+)

121 I do a lot of mental measurements in the locker room.

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:13 PM (P1WNR)

122 @100- Peaches Folks, that splodey sound you just heard was my sarc meter.

Posted by: teej at January 05, 2014 01:13 PM (K4AdI)

123 Aaron Rodgers is not gay...... His Boyfriend is though.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at January 05, 2014 01:13 PM (jucos)

124 Right, Buzzion. If they can just trim the F-bombs, 13-year-olds will flock to a movie about paintings and statues.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 05, 2014 01:13 PM (a5ljo)

125 Sitting in the truck in the dance studio parking lot for eldest drunken midget's 2nd practice today. She complained the whole way hear about having to listen to sports. "If I can deal with Taylor Swift on repeat all the time, you can manage 15 minutes of football."

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 05, 2014 01:14 PM (/RdVW)

126 I saw the pilot ep for "Fringe" last night, btw. Yeah I know, off topic.

Not terribly impressed. Obvious characters are obvious: the cute female agent who likes the ol' PIV (didn't Futurama already skewer this in "Single Female Lawyer"?), the hardass division chief who is always up in the noble agents' face, the secretive eeevil corporation, the bad guy who is Not What He Seems. It was a cliche-o-rama from start to finish.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 01:14 PM (Xfl0F)

127 @113

How about if I describe what a shirtless selfie of me would look like?

Posted by: kinlaw at January 05, 2014 01:15 PM (3oyFW)

128 Really? *here

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 05, 2014 01:15 PM (/RdVW)

129 120 Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 05:12 PM (celt+)

No shit? Wow Colin Kaspernaski looked as white as Larry Bird to me...

I seriously thought he had a tan...I guess he is a Mewissa Hawwis-Peawy type?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 01:15 PM (TE35l)

130 Clay Matthews is a perfect 10.

*wink*

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:15 PM (P1WNR)

131 It takes three minutes for elbows to freeze and lock up at those temperatures. It's tragic really.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 05, 2014 01:16 PM (oFCZn)

132 Folks, that splodey sound you just heard was my sarc meter.

Posted by: teej at January 05, 2014 05:13 PM (K4AdI)

I'm sorry, but when you said you were "pulling for the pack" I got an oddly entertaining visual.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:16 PM (8lmkt)

133 For you BCochran...
http://tinyurl.com/mr7dtnr

You know the drunken midgets will win and it will be 24/7 Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 01:16 PM (J96yq)

134 The lack of time outs called on this drive is atrocious.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 01:16 PM (P1WNR)

135 Hot Air Huddlin'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:16 PM (IXrOn)

136 I thought Copernicus was Polish. No?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 05, 2014 01:17 PM (a5ljo)

137 >>Aaron Rodgers is not gay...... His Boyfriend is though. You suck one dick....

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:17 PM (g1DWB)

138 Dude got mauled. No flag.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 01:17 PM (TKFmG)

139 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 05:14 PM (Xfl0F) Keep watching, the show is nothing like at after the pilot

Posted by: The Dude at January 05, 2014 01:17 PM (vJdyz)

140
Only yesterday Al Gore was preaching the merits of Global Baloney, and today, the tough running back Gore is suited up with San Francisco, number 21.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 05, 2014 01:18 PM (pJF+c)

141 135 artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 05:16 PM (IXrOn)

Always happy to help out!

//Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 01:18 PM (TE35l)

142 No, Mr. President, I don't want to go to Sochi for the Olympics.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:18 PM (Oeij3)

143
What happened at Lambert Field today?

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at January 05, 2014 01:18 PM (pJF+c)

144 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 05:16 PM (J96yq) Not in my truck. I can't do much about when we're all in the car together, but this truck is a Taylor Swift free zone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 05, 2014 01:19 PM (/RdVW)

145 I didn't even know he wasn't white. I thought "Kaepernick" must come from one of those crazy Balkan countries where people have Hun and Turk blood. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 05:12 PM (celt+) He's adopted.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 01:19 PM (bCEmE)

146 Can't wait for this game to end so I can put on my onsie, drink some cocoa and talk about Obamacare. And I'm not even Jewish!

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:19 PM (g1DWB)

147 //Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 05:18 PM (TE35l) Aww. I like ole Ed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:19 PM (IXrOn)

148 Baptist

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 01:20 PM (P6QsQ)

149 I thought Copernicus was Polish. No?

Just looked it up. Yeah, Polish. Almost totally Polish in fact. Maybe his maternal grandfather (Watzenrode) was some form of German but it turns out he hated the Teutonic Knights.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 05, 2014 01:20 PM (Xfl0F)

150 >>>He's adopted.

Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2014 05:19 PM (bCEmE)<<<

We're on it.

Posted by: MSLSD at January 05, 2014 01:20 PM (Oeij3)

151 Kaepernick's adopted. He was born in Wisconsin, and then moved to California. Aaron Rodgers grew up in California now plays in Wisconsin.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 01:21 PM (WdbF7)

152 I thought "Kaepernick" must come from one of those crazy Balkan countries where people have Hun and Turk blood. ***** Kaepernick is actually the fifth most common surname in Peruvia. The top four are all variations on the Peruvian word for penis.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2014 01:21 PM (g4TxM)

153 We won't know what to have for dinner until the commercial break, when Peyton, or Rodgers, or LeBron tell us what to buy...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:21 PM (IXrOn)

154 yeah Olivia's frozen boyfriend is Chuck Cunnighamed out of the series

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 01:21 PM (yyfZN)

155 Maybe somebody should tell the Green Bay offense that the game is about to start.

Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 05, 2014 01:22 PM (k3RVg)

156 Brooks on Rodgers: I'd hit that. Hard.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 05, 2014 01:22 PM (a5ljo)

157 I saw Teutonic Knights open for the Scorpions in Frankfurt, 1989.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 01:22 PM (wSrLR)

158 Packers playing scared, so far.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:22 PM (P1WNR)

159 Maybe somebody should tell the Green Bay offense that the game is about to start. Posted by: Urban Achiever at January 05, 2014 05:22 PM (k3RVg) heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:22 PM (IXrOn)

160 What if they only came in Red?

Posted by: 2000 Mustang Cobra R at January 05, 2014 01:23 PM (jQnoi)

161 Not a good day for a mustache.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:23 PM (IXrOn)

162 153

We won't know what to have for dinner until the commercial break, when Peyton, or Rodgers, or LeBron tell us what to buy...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 05:21 PM (IXrOn)

Well if its Peyton its going to be some shitty papa john's pizza.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 01:23 PM (LI48c)

163 161. 80s porn starches are always good

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 01:24 PM (u0HjB)

164 The most difficult decision I have to make this offseason will be whether I make drapes for my cute little breakfast nook, or whether I buy them.

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:24 PM (jucos)

165 Can't wait for this game to end so I can put on my onsie, drink some cocoa and talk about Obamacare. Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 05:19 PM (g1DWB) I'm already on my second mug and I know those extra marshmallows are going straight to my hips!

Posted by: Jay Cutler at January 05, 2014 01:25 PM (jQnoi)

166 Did numbnuts just say "is San Fran doing it again, upset"? Upset?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 01:25 PM (IV4od)

167 Do you guys think plaid makes my ass look fat?

Posted by: Tony Romo at January 05, 2014 01:26 PM (g4TxM)

168 Kaepernick is adopted.

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 01:27 PM (AW7Gr)

169 Aaron Rodgers looks terrible.

Posted by: Andy Dalton at January 05, 2014 01:27 PM (P1WNR)

170 Did numbnuts just say "is San Fran doing it again, upset"? Upset?

The first quarter is just ending. Did you see the KC-Indy game yesterday?

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:27 PM (8lmkt)

171 Okay, I'm not a Packers fan. But I would like to get packed...by Aaron Rodgers.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at January 05, 2014 01:27 PM (GgPam)

172 Time out!

Use a time out NOW!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 01:28 PM (Oeij3)

173 I could not watch The Following at all. Manson Family, Moonies, and LIV sprung to mind to ruin it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 01:28 PM (J96yq)

174 It's not like you choose to be gay, really. No one makes that decision. It's, just, one day you wake up with a cock in your ass and it just sort of hits you, you know?

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:28 PM (oFCZn)

175 Thanks for the game updates, hesitating to watch the game as I'm cold enough, high of -10 today and rumors that tomorrow will only be -20!

Posted by: Mrs. Mittens in long johns at January 05, 2014 01:29 PM (UbPfp)

176 Football is stupid. I don't let my boyfriend watch such a mean sport. We go shopping for shoes every Sunday and says it is fun and has no problems.

Posted by: Lilly Liebowitz at January 05, 2014 01:29 PM (iB0Q2)

177 I could not watch The Following at all. Manson Family, Moonies, and LIV sprung to mind to ruin it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 05:28 PM (J96yq)

Oh, no shit, Anna! I tried, actually tried to like it. Failed. Ugh!

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:29 PM (8lmkt)

178 Who's playing? Green Bay or Tampa bay?

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 01:30 PM (u0HjB)

179 I love my Suburu

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:30 PM (jucos)

180 Football is stupid. I don't let my boyfriend watch such a mean sport. We go shopping for shoes every Sunday and says it is fun and has no problems.

Lilly, does your boyfriend have Google Glass?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 01:30 PM (wSrLR)

181 action

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:30 PM (IXrOn)

182 http://tinyurl.com/nlaxce4 h/t NDH Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 04:49 PM A ginger stealing souls with fantastic underboob Very devious, sir

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 01:30 PM (aTXUx)

183 Intercepted! Go Pack!

Posted by: real joe at January 05, 2014 01:31 PM (xXhgd)

184 YES

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 01:31 PM (P6QsQ)

185 No, really, I'm all for the PACK now!!!

Posted by: TV Announcer at January 05, 2014 01:31 PM (nZ561)

186 You know, a good BLT is really hard to beat.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 01:32 PM (jQnoi)

187 Posted by: Lilly Liebowitz at January 05, 2014 05:29 PM (iB0Q2)

---

If your boyfriend doesn't watch football, you have a girlfriend.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2014 01:32 PM (o9Rp5)

188 I love my Suburu Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 05:30 PM (jucos) License plate cover: My other car is a Volkswagen.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:32 PM (IXrOn)

189 I really wish we were playing in San Francisco for this game.

For the fabulous weather.

What did you think I meant?

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:32 PM (Oeij3)

190 that was nice

okay, here's the deal. i am willing to say 5 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys if the 'niners could just get righteously smitten today. or lose on a bad call, i really don't give a shit, i just want them to lose.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:32 PM (8lmkt)

191 Posted by: Lilly Liebowitz at January 05, 2014 05:29 PM (iB0Q2) Keep 'im clear of the ledges!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:32 PM (IXrOn)

192 The blonde and the ginger cheerleaders forgot to get their NFL boobehs ... and what sort of elbow deficiencies are under those puffy sleeves

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 01:33 PM (aTXUx)

193 Heh, Coach Reid called more timeouts in the first two minutes of the second half than I threw interceptions. But it was close.

Posted by: Tony Romo at January 05, 2014 01:33 PM (g4TxM)

194 Colin Krapernick needs more zip on his passes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:33 PM (P1WNR)

195

"Not a good day for a mustache"

Said no pussy ANYwhere....

Posted by: Mr. Mustacheo at January 05, 2014 01:33 PM (Ryac4)

196 When you have more interception return yards than you do total offense it just might not be your day.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 01:33 PM (g1DWB)

197 Ah, Kaepernick is adopted. I see. So he is... what? Black? Hispanic? Skinny Samoan? Help me out here, I need to know what genetic material I'm supposed to hate him for.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 01:33 PM (celt+)

198 Packers still in the game, serving warning. Now if the offense can hold up their end of the game.....
*meaningful glance at shamed Bengals offense*

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 01:34 PM (lJaja)

199 Nothing against the Pack but I've always liked the 49ers Go Niners!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 01:34 PM (aTXUx)

200 Damned floater...

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 01:34 PM (AW7Gr)

201 Hey, guys. Since we're having a conversation about healthcare, does anybody know if this giant head of mine is considered a pre-existing condition?

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 01:35 PM (g4TxM)

202 Damned floater...

Try flushing again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 01:35 PM (wSrLR)

203 I still remember my Seahawks beating the Saints in the playoffs when they were 7-9...it can be done, hopefully it will be - just to shut the effing whiners up.

Posted by: Kitsapbass at January 05, 2014 01:35 PM (bD/lN)

204 Give me a break. (No offense intended, CJ) Cory Booker ‏@CoryBooker 17m Bumper Sticker for great New Jersey Teachers: "I Teach. What's your superpower."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 01:36 PM (DmNpO)

205 The Packers are really good now, they were shit before and I wasn't afraid to tell you that, but now...They are the best...and getting better!

Posted by: TV Announcer at January 05, 2014 01:36 PM (nZ561)

206 okay, here's the deal. i am willing to say 5 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys if the 'niners could just get righteously smitten today. or lose on a bad call, i really don't give a shit, i just want them to lose so I can rub it in my husbands face.. go Packers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:36 PM (IXrOn)

207 Jordy Jordy Jordy

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 01:36 PM (P6QsQ)

208 I mean really. It's huge! The team has to special order my helmets from Hydrocephalus-R-Us.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 01:37 PM (g4TxM)

209 >>Bumper Sticker for great New Jersey Teachers: "I Teach. What's your superpower." Paying your salary.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 01:37 PM (g1DWB)

210 204 Give me a break. (No offense intended, CJ) Cory Booker ‏@CoryBooker 17m Bumper Sticker for great New Jersey Teachers: "I Teach. What's your superpower." Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 05:36 PM (DmNpO) #PayingTheirSalary

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 05, 2014 01:37 PM (/RdVW)

211 If the 'Niners are so good, why haven't they been able to make a touchdown yet?

And I love the whiny looks on the SF receivers when they fail to catch one in the end zone. "Interference Ref! Whaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2014 01:37 PM (b/lt+)

212 Dammit Jack!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 05, 2014 01:37 PM (/RdVW)

213 Is lacey even human.. total stud.

Posted by: redenzo at January 05, 2014 01:38 PM (WCnJW)

214 I don't think I've seen a team better then the Packers, since,,,I don't know...EVER

Posted by: TV Announcer at January 05, 2014 01:38 PM (nZ561)

215 No, serious you guys. My fricking head is so big that when somebody messes up in practice Coach Fox makes 'em run two laps around my giant head.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 01:38 PM (g4TxM)

216 I guess there is no such thing as pass interference if you're wearing green.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2014 01:39 PM (JivuR)

217 Hey, guys. Since we're having a conversation about healthcare, does anybody know if this giant head of mine is considered a pre-existing condition? Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 05:35 PM (g4TxM) If so, his wife is happy...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:39 PM (IXrOn)

218 The Niners need to bring a safety up.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:39 PM (P1WNR)

219 "I Teach. What's your superpower."

Slight tweak "I over pay you"

Posted by: The Hickster at January 05, 2014 01:40 PM (TI3xG)

220 Niner cheerleader with proper elbows and other assets http://tinyurl.com/m77e76l

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 01:40 PM (aTXUx)

221 Yeah, I'm not going to play in the Pro Bowl, but I am going to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 'Cause I have a giant head!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 01:40 PM (g4TxM)

222 The team has to special order my helmets from Hydrocephalus-R-Us.

you made me spit a tiny bit of chicken on my keyboard

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:40 PM (8lmkt)

223 I have it on good authority that the NFL issues boobehs to all cheerleaders. They have to turn 'em in when they retire, but there is a buy out clause.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (vHRtU)

224 Sweetness

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (IXrOn)

225 Jordy!!!!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (P6QsQ)

226 TD!

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (zDsvJ)

227 YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (8lmkt)

228 very nice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (IXrOn)

229 I guess if you even touch the poor little darlings in red, it's always interference.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (b/lt+)

230 Jordy! Jordy! Jordy!

Posted by: teej at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (M3APu)

231 Ohhh you sneaky white boy

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2014 01:41 PM (nZ561)

232 TD! What a drive!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (b/lt+)

233 Relax, Peyton. If "Jack" from Jack in the Box can get health insurance, so can you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (wSrLR)

234 Teej! He did it!!!!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (P6QsQ)

235 Yeah baby

Posted by: real joe at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (xXhgd)

236 First drink of the evening!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (IXrOn)

237 206 okay, here's the deal. i am willing to say 5 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys if the 'niners could just get righteously smitten today. or lose on a bad call, i really don't give a shit, i just want them to lose so I can rub it in my husbands face.. go Packers Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 05:36 PM (IXrOn) Our pastor is already on it...didn't even say early mass today to prep. Never does the late mass during football season.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (yICtd)

238 Jordy Nelson pushes off on almost every catch.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (P1WNR)

239 Common GB, push hard...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 05, 2014 01:42 PM (vHRtU)

240 I have it on good authority that the NFL issues boobehs to all cheerleaders. They have to turn 'em in when they retire, but there is a buy out clause. Posted by: OG Celtic-American
............
Except for SF, since they are all trannies anyway..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 05, 2014 01:43 PM (b/lt+)

241 Niner Cheerleaders for those of you into cute butts, covered elbows, covered sideboob, and boots http://tinyurl.com/lnpahb9

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2014 01:43 PM (aTXUx)

242 *pointing at Peyton*

Hahahahahaha! Holy shit! Loot at that thing! Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Elephant Man at January 05, 2014 01:43 PM (Oeij3)

243 "I Teach. What's your superpower."

Paying your salary.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 05:37 PM (g1DWB

Jack, that was awesome . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:44 PM (8lmkt)

244 That's my boy grammie. Imagine, a talent like that was a walk on at K-State.

Posted by: teej at January 05, 2014 01:44 PM (M3APu)

245 Ya Jerry, but they get free hormone shots...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at January 05, 2014 01:45 PM (vHRtU)

246 Amazing teej

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 01:45 PM (P6QsQ)

247 Which is real retarded sir.-DiT Blame the nfl, but sounds like sour tony romo grapes to me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 05, 2014 01:46 PM (HVff2)

248 Chi-Town Jerry is rooting for the Packers?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 01:46 PM (IV4od)

249 Ah sweet! Check this out. http://t.co/3tSPdulO4j

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 01:47 PM (DmNpO)

250 Chi-Town Jerry is rooting for the Packers?

He didn't have Pro team locally.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 01:47 PM (wSrLR)

251 Well, that may get me some twitter hate.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 05, 2014 01:47 PM (/RdVW)

252 Hey! There I am in another Papa John's commercial. Hmmm, I guess it's true that television does add 30 lbs... ...to your frickin' head!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 01:47 PM (g4TxM)

253 The Adopted One makes a play.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:48 PM (P1WNR)

254 The adopted one is fast!

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 01:48 PM (AW7Gr)

255 Oh lord, isn't one whiner on the site more than enough.

Posted by: teej at January 05, 2014 01:48 PM (6Zy+s)

256 248. ?????!!!!!!! WHAT?!!!!

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 01:49 PM (u0HjB)

257 THAT was the most annoying fucking thing I have ever seen in my life.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 01:49 PM (8lmkt)

258 All those big black men are making me hot. Call Moochelle and tell her to stay another couple of weeks.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 05, 2014 01:49 PM (RBOCM)

259 'Cause I have a giant head!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 05:40 PM (g4TxM)

----------------------

FETUS HEAD!!!

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 01:49 PM (jucos)

260 Dateline 2017: The Washington Redfins drafted Miami receiver Juvante Dergwillin today in the first round. Known for having mediocre speed and lousy hands, Dergwillin was drafted for his ability to draw penalties against his defenders. He is expected to command a salary package of $87mm for his first two years.

Posted by: Meremortal ;/ at January 05, 2014 01:49 PM (1Y+hH)

261 You won't see Rodgers run like that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 05, 2014 01:49 PM (pUAXu)

262 That was a decent run for a dirty white boy.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 01:50 PM (TKFmG)

263 YEAAAHHHH!

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 01:50 PM (AW7Gr)

264 Steven Seagal for governor of Arizona? http://t.co/m3RcZoFL6A I would think that would be a big, fat no. (I love how the Blaze refers to him as a "major actor")

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 01:50 PM (DmNpO)

265 Boo!

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 01:50 PM (zDsvJ)

266 So they really didn't have to do anything to make a Peyton Manning bobble-head.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 01:50 PM (J96yq)

267 Dang it. That Frank Gore has been one of the toughest backs in football, year in year out, for years. Hat's off to him.

Posted by: teej at January 05, 2014 01:51 PM (6Zy+s)

268 Green Bay's defense sucks.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 05, 2014 01:52 PM (1ISHv)

269 FETUS HEAD!!! Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 05, 2014 05:49 PM (jucos) Gosh, tell me about it Aaron. Shucks! My mom was in labor for three and a half weeks. All because of my... ...giant head!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 01:52 PM (g4TxM)

270 Boy that's some horrendous tackling. Can McCarthy please fire Capers at halftime?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 01:52 PM (IV4od)

271 Fire him from a cannon as part of the half time show?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 01:53 PM (J96yq)

272 Tequila Sunrise* *because I have a cold

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 01:53 PM (IXrOn)

273 So they really didn't have to do anything to make a Peyton Manning bobble-head. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 05:50 PM (J96yq) Well, when I had my neck surgery two years ago I had them install a heavy-duty spring.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 01:54 PM (g4TxM)

274 I read somewhere that when Colin was little he wrote a letter saying it was his wish to play for either the Niners or Green Bay.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 05, 2014 01:54 PM (LhAqq)

275 270. Him and Chris conte can go bowling after the game

Posted by: Navypopojoe at January 05, 2014 01:54 PM (u0HjB)

276 >>>So they really didn't have to do anything to make a Peyton Manning bobble-head.<<<

We actually had to scale down the size of the head so it would wobble correctly.

Posted by: the engineers who had to design the Peyton bobble-head at January 05, 2014 01:54 PM (Oeij3)

277 Why the Manning hate? At least he knows you can't play to a tie in the playoffs.

Posted by: Donovan McNabb at January 05, 2014 01:55 PM (kj1eu)

278 Rodgers looks just like Kaepernick when he scrambles. Only different.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 01:56 PM (g1DWB)

279 >>>Can McCarthy please fire Capers at halftime?<<<

Call a time out and fire him then.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 01:56 PM (Oeij3)

280 Kaep could have been a pitcher in the MLB. He chose football. The guy is awesome.

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 01:56 PM (AW7Gr)

281 Here's a link to my video analysis of the first half : http://tinyurl.com/nl6mtjs

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 05, 2014 01:57 PM (P1WNR)

282 Why the Manning hate? You always hate what you fear. Except for Phillip Rivers. You hate him like you hated that one kid in school. It's some kind of instinctive thing.

Posted by: Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 01:58 PM (1Y+hH)

283 Mama winger needs to cheer more, Packers are slouching some.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 05, 2014 01:59 PM (lJaja)

284 Have you picked up your free Ready For Hillary bumper sticker yet?

Posted by: General Wes Clark at January 05, 2014 02:00 PM (i7KmQ)

285 YES!

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 02:01 PM (P6QsQ)

286 284 Have you picked up your free Ready For Hillary bumper sticker yet?

Posted by: General Wes Clark at January 05, 2014 06:00 PM (i7KmQ)

heh. Clark is KoS.

Posted by: tangonine at January 05, 2014 02:01 PM (x3YFz)

287 Mom always told me my head was so big because I had a lot of brains. I love my mom. Dad thinks it is because he dropped me once too often. I love my mom.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 05, 2014 02:01 PM (g4TxM)

288 About time.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 02:02 PM (P1WNR)

289 Good call!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 02:02 PM (Oeij3)

290 Once again the refs don't see the rampant holding by Queen Bay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2014 02:02 PM (JivuR)

291 Have you picked up your free Ready For Hillary bumper sticker yet?

Can I slap it on the side of a woodchipper?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 02:02 PM (wSrLR)

292 I think Sharon Rodgers needs her tampon changed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2014 02:02 PM (JivuR)

293 Let's go let's go

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 02:03 PM (P6QsQ)

294 I think Joe Buck has a thing for Rodgers.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 02:03 PM (TKFmG)

295 I think Joe Buck has a thing for Rodgers.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 06:03 PM (TKFmG)

Erin gives Joe a tingle up his leg

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2014 02:04 PM (JivuR)

296 If it is true that chronic traumatic encephalopathy causes violent behavior, Troy Aikman should be a mass murderer.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2014 02:04 PM (g4TxM)

297 Hey, Peyton, quit moving around. I need to get an accurate measurement of you for my new model.

Posted by: paper mache head protester at January 05, 2014 02:04 PM (Oeij3)

298 All of the warm-weather teams have beaten the cold weather teams on the road and in the cold, and this game is trending that way as well. So much for that theory.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 02:05 PM (celt+)

299 Exhibit A- "You don't ever really get used to the cold temperature, you just get used to being cold."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2014 02:05 PM (g4TxM)

300 Could've been a lot worse. GB needs to get its act together.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 02:07 PM (zDsvJ)

301 Use the Force Green Bay!
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/selection-du-weekend-69-38.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 02:07 PM (J96yq)

302 ooookay, that was a weird commercial. W.T.F.?!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 02:07 PM (bCEmE)

303 Down by three after the defense played that shitty? I'll take it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 02:07 PM (IV4od)

304 Look on the bright side, no Michael Bolton Honda commercials so far.

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 02:08 PM (AW7Gr)

305 282 Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 05:58 PM (1Y+hH)

The Manning hate is because people look at him and see a very malshaped human....

I on the other hand see a short Kanamit.

http://youtu.be/Fx4oWVw0lI4

The Twilight Zone S03 E24 To Serve Man

Mrs. Manning, MRS MANNING! IT'S A COOK BOOK!

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:08 PM (TE35l)

306 That Big East basketball add was disgusting.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 02:08 PM (zDsvJ)

307 296 Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2014 06:04 PM (g4TxM)

There's a sweet spot Seamus Troy was knocked inert...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:10 PM (TE35l)

308 Posted by: Tami Tasteless.

Posted by: Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 02:10 PM (1Y+hH)

309 304 Look on the bright side, no Michael Bolton Honda commercials so far.

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 06:08 PM (AW7Gr)

During the Orange Bowl I was getting tired of the commercial that has to remind people that cars cannot jump onto trains.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 02:11 PM (LI48c)

310 Hey, Peyton, quit moving around. I need to get an accurate measurement of you for my new model.
Posted by: paper mache head protester###

I can send you the Pro/E CAD file.

Posted by: Madden software guy at January 05, 2014 02:12 PM (TI3xG)

311 Kaepernick sucks because his genetic material originates from somewhere where people's bodies produce more melanin than do those from Europe. Therefore his quarterbacking skills are suspect. Because of the melanin.

Take that, Colin! If that's your real name!

Posted by: Racist bogeyman who haunts adopted somewhat darker people at January 05, 2014 02:13 PM (celt+)

312 Tasteless. Posted by: Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 06:10 PM (1Y+hH) In the extreme. Good grief.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 02:13 PM (bCEmE)

313 stoner thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 02:13 PM (DmNpO)

314 NFL needs to go back to 3 unbalanced divisions.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2014 02:15 PM (K0j1Y)

315 I on the other hand see a short Kanamit. **** The resemblance is rather uncanny.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2014 02:15 PM (g4TxM)

316 312 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 06:13 PM (DmNpO)

I didn't get a telescope, a microscope, or a bong for Xmas... I'll stay here among the earthbound

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:15 PM (TE35l)

317 311 Racist bogeyman who haunts adopted somewhat darker people at January 05, 2014 06:13 PM (celt+)

Thank you....you VALIDATE ME!

//Mewissa Hawwis Pewwy

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:16 PM (TE35l)

318 I didn't get a telescope, a microscope, or a bong for Xmas... I'll stay here among the earthbound --- Terra firma for me, too.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 02:17 PM (zDsvJ)

319 Are we sure Kaepernick's real last name isn't Romney?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2014 02:17 PM (g4TxM)

320 remember VIEWFINDERS?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at January 05, 2014 02:18 PM (yyfZN)

321 319 Seamus Muldoon at January 05, 2014 06:17 PM (g4TxM)

It'd explain his tan and justify his inability to beat the other conference...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:18 PM (TE35l)

322 I didn't get a telescope, a microscope, or a bong for Xmas... I'll stay here among the earthbound *** As will I.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 02:18 PM (DmNpO)

323 Ok, now little dog won't go out AT ALL. I open the door, wind and snow blow in, he backs away.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 02:20 PM (bCEmE)

324 On @60Minutes tonight: Stahl investigates 'clean-tech" Simon profiles Kim Dotcom Pelley reports on volcanoes If they could consistently put out shows like they dd last week, I'd become a regular viewer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 02:21 PM (DmNpO)

325 From the sidebar....

If there were not so many morons there I'd be rooting for the Ventura fault line I think...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:21 PM (TE35l)

326 Ok, now little dog won't go out AT ALL. I open the door, wind and snow blow in, he backs away. *** Piddle pads?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 02:21 PM (DmNpO)

327 if they made a toy sized Schnauzer, Id consider one

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 02:22 PM (GmQA7)

328 324 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 06:21 PM (DmNpO)

Remember back in the 80s when the wild over the top bias or sins of omission were only a 5-10 time a year event...

it was actually compelling reporting then.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:22 PM (TE35l)

329 Perfect time for a timeout.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 02:23 PM (2DunM)

330 CAC has an extensive post about "celestial twins." Not even one token boobeh pic.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 02:23 PM (8lmkt)

331 Piddle pads? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 06:21 PM (DmNpO) That would require a drive to the store in a blizzard.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 02:23 PM (bCEmE)

332 TIME OUT - First play. Way to draw it up!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 02:23 PM (94Rzm)

333 Brilliant!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 02:23 PM (Oeij3)

334 Andy Reid?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 02:23 PM (IV4od)

335 How small are miniature schnauzers? http://www.akc.org/breeds/miniature_schnauzer/index.cfm

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 02:25 PM (zDsvJ)

336 Andy Reid your making me laugh. Take a time out.

Posted by: McCarthy at January 05, 2014 02:27 PM (i7KmQ)

337 if they made a toy sized Schnauzer, Id consider one Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 06:22 PM (GmQA7) My first dog after marriage was a miniature Schnauzer...Guido.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 02:27 PM (bCEmE)

338 330 Peaches at January 05, 2014 06:23 PM (8lmkt)

Yeah there's several possibilities there

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:28 PM (TE35l)

339 We had a min schnauzer. Dad picked the runt of the litter. He was therefore always a 'cute' dog, but with the heart of a lion.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 02:28 PM (GmQA7)

340 Packers are very anemic on offense.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 02:28 PM (zDsvJ)

341 McCarthy said Packers need to run thhe ball more. Because it has worked so well so far?

Posted by: Ronster at January 05, 2014 02:30 PM (kj1eu)

342 Michael Phelps is known as the Einstein of men's diving.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 02:31 PM (celt+)

343 The idea that American football is a reflection of American life seems more correct than ever. Think about it. In the modern NFL, almost everything is illegal, and you may be penalized at any time for the silliest offenses, yet ignored as you creat total mayhem. Rich athletes simply buy or pay their way out of large offenses on and off the field. There are a lot of drugs, some legal, some not. Diets are controlled and there are many rules even off the playing field. Everything that takes place is scrutinzed by cameras and people "upstairs" make decisions about the fate of the people running around the "field". Bringing too much attention to the Christian faith is an offense. No word on how such demonstrations related to Islam might be handled. And in the end the, the winners are often picked by the whim of enforcement of some law, laws which change every year just to keep everyone unsettled yet controlled.

Posted by: Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 02:31 PM (1Y+hH)

344 340 Y-not at January 05, 2014 06:28 PM (zDsvJ)

Speaking of Anemic Offenses....

Salute to YOUR Jacksonville Jaguars Florida

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:32 PM (TE35l)

345 I'm going to raid the refrig. Someone let me know if the Green Bay Packers ever show up.

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 02:32 PM (E4Xs3)

346 Gawd. What a ramble, I'm sorry.

Posted by: Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 02:33 PM (1Y+hH)

347 Green Bay has rushed for 48 yards. Kaepernick has rushed for 63.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 02:33 PM (g1DWB)

348 Agree or disagree? the winner of the SB will be from the AFC.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 02:33 PM (GmQA7)

349 343 Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 06:31 PM (1Y+hH)

I think I'm Going to Kill Myself*

No seriously while depressing that is not too far off the mark, I'd also add that there is a media that willfully refuses to report reality when inconvenient as well....

* No not really it's a meme there lurkers

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:34 PM (TE35l)

350 >>Salute to YOUR Jacksonville Jaguars Florida Mine? Sadly, I'm a lifelong Redskins fan. And heavy drinker.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 02:34 PM (zDsvJ)

351 346 Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 06:33 PM (1Y+hH)

Not that I can grant absolution, but it was not as long as my rants this year was not too depressing and made a logical point.

You're okay by me Mere...

I have not been taking as many pains to be cryptic this winter, I need to decide whether lucidity or clarity is either safe, or purposeful.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:36 PM (TE35l)

352 "the winner of the SB will be from the AFC."

Doubtful.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 02:36 PM (IV4od)

353 350 Y-not at January 05, 2014 06:34 PM (zDsvJ)

Ah no I was seguing from your anemic offense and rubbing it in to the Jags fans lurking if any.

They could not take a gamble on Tim Tebow with THOSE numbers eh?

If nothing else hire the lad to put butts in the seats out of morbid curiosity Jags.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:37 PM (TE35l)

354 When in doubt, call a timeout.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 02:38 PM (2DunM)

355 And let's hear from Andy Reid.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 02:38 PM (IV4od)

356 I feel dizzy.

Posted by: Gary Kubiak at January 05, 2014 02:39 PM (1ISHv)

357 >>>"the winner of the SB will be from the AFC."<<<

Manning is one and done. Bronks should have stayed with T-bone.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 02:39 PM (TKFmG)

358 That might have pushed out of FG range.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 02:40 PM (IV4od)

359 Good thing they took that timeout. Something bad might have happened.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 02:40 PM (celt+)

360 Ooopsie. Brain freeze, Kaepernick?

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 02:41 PM (E4Xs3)

361 I've always like the look of a pretty girl in a parka. It's the mystery of what's under all that wrapping. And any girl who can look pretty in a parka is Hardy. And hardy is good.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 05, 2014 02:42 PM (BLAfs)

362 Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 06:36 PM (TE35l) Thanks, sven. You're OK by me too. And I don't have much trouble telling where you are coming from. And couldn't they have painted that field green or something? It's Max Max looking. Wait, maybe that fits.

Posted by: Meremortal :/ at January 05, 2014 02:42 PM (1Y+hH)

363 "Brain freeze, Kaepernick?"

-------------

Those East Timorese can't think in the cold.

Posted by: Racist bogeyman who haunts adopted somewhat darker people at January 05, 2014 02:42 PM (celt+)

364 I am so tired of shoveling snow.

Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 02:43 PM (zW5lm)

365 364 I am so tired of shoveling snow.

-----------------

I married a teacher.

"You got a snow day? Cool. Sleep in. Then shovel. I'll be pulling in at 4:00."

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 02:44 PM (celt+)

366 Back to back sacks! Woot!

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 02:46 PM (AW7Gr)

367 Rodgers discount doublechecked, twice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 02:46 PM (wSrLR)

368 I am so tired of shoveling snow. Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 06:43 PM (zW5lm) aye

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 02:46 PM (IXrOn)

369 GB in shambles.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 02:48 PM (IXrOn)

370 Trent Dilfer says that Tim Tebow knows how to throw a football now. So there's that.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 02:48 PM (celt+)

371 Discount daaaaable sack

Posted by: George Wendt at January 05, 2014 02:48 PM (Oeij3)

372 Rodgers is sluggish. Too many Chicago-style Bratwurst perhaps?

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2014 02:48 PM (TKFmG)

373 98 I disagree about the bitching over home field advantage. I think if the (currently) strong division teams got home field over a weaker division's winner, you would not have seen the good games in the last couple of weeks of the regular season. There'd be less to play for.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 05:05 PM (zDsvJ)

I don't understand the logic. Teams would still want to win to improve their seeding in the playoffs. It would just alter the overall level of importance for different games. Green Bay had to win in the last game to even get into the playoffs so their situation wouldn't have changed. They just shouldn't have been rewarded with home field for earning a playoff berth with an 8-7-1 record and thus being able to host 12-4 San Francisco in today's wild-card round.

The whole process is inconsistent as the teams with the top two records in each conference get a bye in the playoffs so overall record does matter in some instances. Of course, that's screwed up, too, because both teams wouldn't receive a bye if they were from the same division as the team that finished with the second-best record in the division (and conference) would only be the No. 4 seed as all division winners in the conference would be seeded ahead of them. Thus, the team that finished second in the division (and conference) would only be a No. 5 seed despite having a better record than 4 of the other 5 teams from their conference in the playoffs.

I do understand why the NFL uses the division structure but it still results in situations where teams that were more successful over 16 games are being treated unfairly in the playoffs, which are only a maximum of 3-4 games for qualifying teams. That's enough of my bitching, as none of this positively or negatively impacts my favorite team ... at least, this year it doesn't.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 02:49 PM (g0F0Y)

374 Didn't shovel today as too much wind. There wasn't much though and it will be there tomorrow. The only problem is, it has a way of gaining weight overnight.

Posted by: Meremortal :/> at January 05, 2014 02:50 PM (1Y+hH)

375

Who can guess the winner of the SB when its gonna be played in a cold weather outdoor stadium? anything could happen.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 02:51 PM (MaP11)

376 If nothing else hire the lad to put butts in the seats out of morbid curiosity Jags. *** I disagree with this notion. It does nothing, in itself, to improve the team. It would be a disservice to both the team and to Tebow. However.... I do think that they should have signed him for another reason: Leadership. He brings a strong work ethic and leadership skills and the Jags could use that boost of energy. And, with MJD going on the market, leadership will be lacking further. Unfortunately, management seems short-sighted in that regard.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 02:53 PM (DmNpO)

377 Trent Dilfer says that Tim Tebow knows how to throw a football now. So there's that. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 06:48 PM (celt+) Tebow debuts tomorrow night, me thinks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 02:53 PM (IXrOn)

378 "GB in shambles."

San Fran isn't setting the world on fire.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 02:53 PM (IV4od)

379 Luckily, most of the snow was lightweight. But an awful lot of it.

Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 02:54 PM (zW5lm)

380 At this rate if GB manages to pull it out they won't have anyone left to play the next one.

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 02:54 PM (E4Xs3)

381 I see holding isn't a penalty when you're wearing green

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2014 02:54 PM (JivuR)

382 Time Out!
Please!

Posted by: Donte Witner at January 05, 2014 02:55 PM (Oeij3)

383 348
Agree or disagree?

the winner of the SB will be from the AFC.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 06:33 PM (GmQA7)

I've given up trying to predict the NFL playoffs considering that none of the teams that won the Super Bowl the past three years were predicted by most observers to win it at the beginning of the playoffs. I still think it will be one of the two two seeds in each conference, though if SF survives today, they may also have a shot, too.

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2014 02:55 PM (g0F0Y)

384 378 "GB in shambles."

San Fran isn't setting the world on fire.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 06:53 PM (IV4od)

**************************************************************

Remind me again...the object here IS to win, ne cest pas?

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 02:55 PM (E4Xs3)

385 Time Out!
Please!

Posted by: Donte Witner at January 05, 2014 06:55 PM (Oeij3)

That's crazy to call a timeout here.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 02:56 PM (2DunM)

386 Gotta loses these sleeves for my first down motion.

Posted by: Ed Hochuli at January 05, 2014 02:57 PM (Oeij3)

387 Starks! Representin' the University of Buffalo!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 02:57 PM (celt+)

388 376 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 06:53 PM (DmNpO)

If it did not actively hurt the team but increased revenue if nothing else they'd have been the better for it.

He reminds me of Jim Jensen a bit, and it is sad that he either cannot or will not improve into a more effective conventional QB.

I am not overly fond of his play(I loathe U of FL) and I think he underestimated how much of his success was because Urban Meyer literally tailored an entire offensive philosophy around his playstyle for him.

He is a decent person from what I have see, and i have no doubt of his desire to win or to encourage winning habits amongst his teammates though.

It simply strikes me as odd the Jags to be polite sucked. They had cap room, and he would have been an asset if on nothing else special teams. That is one non-event that blew me away.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 02:58 PM (TE35l)

389 I get the Andy Reid jokes, but I think overall he coached a great game. They hardly missed a beat even after losing two backs, Avery, and iirc a couple of other players. Mostly, I'm just thankful I don't have to hear about The Great Chip Kelly for the rest of the playoffs. They sure have hyped him to death already.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 02:59 PM (zDsvJ)

390 The Super Bowl is set up perfectly for the Pats to win. Goddamit to Hell.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 02:59 PM (celt+)

391 NFL Honors with Alec Baldwin???
Brilliant, Goodell, brilliant.

Posted by: WTF? at January 05, 2014 03:00 PM (Oeij3)

392 389 Y-not at January 05, 2014 06:59 PM (zDsvJ)

I am almost as tired of hearing about Chip Kelly as I was enthralled er enraged at the Rich Rodriguez hype when he was at UM.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:01 PM (TE35l)

393 That's just what I want with my football. Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 03:01 PM (DmNpO)

394 60 minutes until Sharks v Blackhawks... Go Hawks!

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 03:01 PM (UD2qu)

395 It simply strikes me as odd the Jags to be polite sucked. They had cap room, and he would have been an asset if on nothing else special teams. That is one non-event that blew me away. *** And they aren't exactly fighting to hold on to MJD either.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 03:02 PM (DmNpO)

396 The Super Bowl is set up perfectly for the Pats to win. Goddamit to Hell. Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 06:59 PM (celt+) If NFL had a SB team wish, I was thinking one "gimmick" or "money making" match-up could be Colts v Denver.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:02 PM (IXrOn)

397 I don't think Tebow has the humility of, say, a Kurt Warner or a Warren Moon. Or perhaps just not the drive or focus to do what he needed to do to become an NFL QB.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 03:02 PM (zDsvJ)

398 391 WTF? at January 05, 2014 07:00 PM (Oeij3)

What? All my friends love the guy. When we get together at Tammany Hall he always comes up.

//R Goody esq DJ

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:02 PM (TE35l)

399 How in the hell....

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 03:02 PM (LI48c)

400 Finally to cobb!

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 03:02 PM (zDsvJ)

401 Me.

Posted by: How Lee Fuk at January 05, 2014 03:03 PM (Oeij3)

402 oh my

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:03 PM (IXrOn)

403 Wow wow wow

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:03 PM (P6QsQ)

404 Two missed holding calls on that pass play.

Posted by: Meremortal :/< at January 05, 2014 03:03 PM (1Y+hH)

405 Colts and Bronc's are both AFC.

Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 03:04 PM (zW5lm)

406 How did he get out of that one? Wow

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:04 PM (P6QsQ)

407

Though it did look like a Packer got away with a blatant hold in that scrum. I think its been said though that you could call holding on just about every single play in the nfl if you really wanted too.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 03:05 PM (LI48c)

408 Refs have decided that there will be no penalties in this game. Period!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 05, 2014 03:05 PM (KArqF)

409 397 Y-not at January 05, 2014 07:02 PM (zDsvJ)

Moon and Warner's great quality was the humility to go to lesser venues to sharpen their reading ability and technique while not losing the dream.

Tebow strikes me as a person who refuses to play within himself and I cannot completely winnow out why.

Do note I criticized Phillip Rivers earlier on the same point, and despite my being a huge Cam Newton booster Newton if anything regressed in some ways last year.

If Tebow NEEDS to succeed at QB in the NFL he should learn some Canadian and go north or hit the indoor circuit.

I wonder if Mike Martz and Mouse Davis could help fix him...they both have free time.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:05 PM (TE35l)

410 TD Packers

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:06 PM (P6QsQ)

411 And Kuhn can't make the Leap.

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 03:06 PM (LI48c)

412 Good drive

Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at January 05, 2014 03:06 PM (Oeij3)

413 And Ameche takes it in.

Posted by: Meremortal, ice bowl at January 05, 2014 03:06 PM (1Y+hH)

414 Better late than never.

They need to fire that guy who can't do the Lambeau Leap.

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 03:06 PM (E4Xs3)

415 Nothing jumps like a Khun.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 03:06 PM (UD2qu)

416 Damn! Old school I-formation plunge! I think Vince Lombardi called that one.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 03:07 PM (celt+)

417 Woot. TD. http://tinyurl.com/Ooh-TD-Greenbay

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 03:07 PM (EKOIc)

418 60 Minutes to talk about the Yellowstone super-volcano

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 03:07 PM (DmNpO)

419 Damn! Old school I-formation plunge! I think Vince Lombardi called that one. see 413

Posted by: Meremortal, ice bowl at January 05, 2014 03:09 PM (1Y+hH)

420 http://tinyurl.com/Ooh-TD-Greenbay

--------------------

Dear God.

Bunkbunkbunkbunkbunkbunkbunkbunkbunkbunk...

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 03:09 PM (celt+)

421 Or perhaps just not the drive or focus to do what he needed to do to become an NFL QB.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 07:02 PM (zDsvJ)

Has he really been given much of a chance?

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 03:09 PM (IPz9m)

422 Tebow strikes me as a person who refuses to play within himself and I cannot completely winnow out why. ------ Yep, and that's fine. It's his choice. The thing that grates on me is that I'm supposed to feel sorry for Tebow because I'm conservative and he was some sort of victim of the MSM. That I refuse to do.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 03:09 PM (zDsvJ)

423 I got to be honest, I didn't give my Packers a chance in hell, yet here they are. Win or lose now, I'm just enjoying it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 03:09 PM (IV4od)

424 Thanks, NDH. I'll watch that.

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 03:10 PM (E4Xs3)

425 Green Bay is almost never called for offensive holding/pass interference, even when it is blatant.

Posted by: Piercello at January 05, 2014 03:10 PM (P4dpU)

426 60 Minutes to talk about the Yellowstone super-volcano Global warming isn't enough? We have to fix this damn thing too?

Posted by: Meremortal, ice bawl at January 05, 2014 03:10 PM (1Y+hH)

427 White Kuhns can't jump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 03:10 PM (g1DWB)

428 >>Has he really been given much of a chance? Oh come one. He came out of a top football program. He got signed right away. He did not produce what the NFL teams that signed him wanted. IIRC a CFL team expressed some interest, but he was not interested in going to the CFL.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 03:11 PM (zDsvJ)

429 422 Y-not at January 05, 2014 07:09 PM (zDsvJ)

It's the demand/plea to be as tribal as team donkey....

and it is an alluring siren call I happen to subscribe to on some economic issues.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:11 PM (TE35l)

430 426 Meremortal, ice bawl at January 05, 2014 07:10 PM (1Y+hH)

I think erg may be a gopher at W 57th....

if 60 seconds the show's sister has Captain America-or why Barack Obama was Destined we'll know....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:12 PM (TE35l)

431

He did not produce what the NFL teams that signed him wanted.

Wins and a playoff spot?

Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2014 03:13 PM (LI48c)

432 Oh come one. He came out of a top football program. He got signed right away. He did not produce what the NFL teams that signed him wanted.

Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 07:11 PM (zDsvJ)

Didn't he win something like a six game streak with Denver and then they benched him and got rid of him? I don't really follow football, has he gotten to play anywhere else? Last I heard the Jets benched him from the get-go. Like I said, not much of a chance. Bigger failures than him have gotten more.

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 03:13 PM (IPz9m)

433 Thanks, NDH. I'll watch that. *** Even better. I think Stahl is about to lay it to the "clean tech" sham

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 03:15 PM (DmNpO)

434 Has he really been given much of a chance?
Posted by: KG

-----------------

Yes.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 03:15 PM (celt+)

435 what did Luck do yesterday that Tebow cant do? and don't say "win" you fool

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 03:15 PM (GmQA7)

436 431 buzzion at January 05, 2014 07:13 PM (LI48c)

Consistent adherence to a pro style offensive system making proper reads of a defense prior to the snap.

I admit I think they pulled the rug far too quickly, and I also do not think the Jets or Donkos either one hired the right tutors but no matter how brilliant his improvisational skills ARE no team would be comfortable in the modern era relying on a person who is a two-three read QB at best who then defaults to "run"...

His intermediate range accuracy was also found wanting similar to another Gator QB "Sex Cannon."

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:16 PM (TE35l)

437 >>Last I heard the Jets benched him from the get-go. Like I said, not much of a chance. Bigger failures than him have gotten more. I am a long suffering Jets fan. I even watch pre-season games which is pretty much all Tebow got with the Jets. There was a reason. His throwing motion and accuracy are atrocious. He was great in college but thats a different game. There's a reason he is working for ESPN now instead of on any team's roster.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 03:16 PM (g1DWB)

438 Dagnabbit

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:17 PM (P6QsQ)

439 Tebow is too stubborn to go to the NFL because he thinks God's plan for him is to be an NFL quarterback, despite God screaming at him for years that He has no such desire.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 03:17 PM (celt+)

440 TD SF. Yay http://tinyurl.com/Ooh-TD-SF

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 03:17 PM (EKOIc)

441 435 Soothsayer at January 05, 2014 07:15 PM (GmQA7)

Have Coach Pagano's trust on reads...

I also happen to agree with you both Newton and Luck and arguably Colin Kaspernaski have been given the opportunity to fuck up and grow more than Tebow was allowed.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:18 PM (TE35l)

442 439 - oops, make that "too stubborn to go to the CFL"

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 03:18 PM (celt+)

443 Tebow is too stubborn to go to the NFL because he thinks God's plan for him is to be an NFL quarterback, despite God screaming at him for years that He has no such desire.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 07:17 PM (celt+)

If he really has no desire to play anything but quarterback, then I will definitely call him a fool because it is clear that, good or bad, noone wants him in that role. I think could do great in another position, but, his decision.

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 03:19 PM (IPz9m)

444 *I think he could...

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 03:20 PM (IPz9m)

445 437 JackStraw at January 05, 2014 07:16 PM (g1DWB)

Yup his footwork NEVER improved and he simply thinks(in part because of FL's system) that the correct progression read is Option 1, Option 2, pressure? if no option 3 if so GO!

The college game and pro game have been evolving in such widely different ways there is a paucity of pro style QBs in colleges.

While not a huge fan I am impressed with Johnny Football at least trying to contain himself to the pocket to learn good NFL habits.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:21 PM (TE35l)

446 Funny on the dropped pass. I said, "Not much went right for him." Wifey said, "But his hair looks good."

Posted by: Meremortal, ice bawl at January 05, 2014 03:21 PM (1Y+hH)

447 Evening y'all! Been out all day, how's everyone doin?

Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2014 03:22 PM (izPgb)

448 Awesome

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:23 PM (P6QsQ)

449 Sweet!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 05, 2014 03:24 PM (Oeij3)

450 Nice

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 03:24 PM (EKOIc)

451 Not a perfect throwing motion? I caaaare! http://bit.ly/196Jw0E But, seriously, there's this: http://bit.ly/1hpNlRs

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 03:24 PM (DmNpO)

452 The thing that grates on me is that I'm supposed to feel sorry for Tebow because I'm conservative and he was some sort of victim of the MSM. That I refuse to do. Posted by: Y-not at January 05, 2014 07:09 PM (zDsvJ) Nothing to feel sorry for. I don't see him as a victim. He seems happy with what life throws him. Happier than most people. I don't think he really cares what others say. He doesn't strike me as playing the victim or feeling the victim. Meh. Good on him, whatever he does. Now, GB, do something. Times running out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:26 PM (IXrOn)

453 >>If he really has no desire to play anything but quarterback, then I will definitely call him a fool because it is clear that, good or bad, noone wants him in that role. I think could do great in another position, but, his decision. Jets tried him at receiver. That didn't work out so well either. The whole catching the ball thing was a problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 03:27 PM (g1DWB)

454 Now, GB, do something. Times running out.

Does holding count?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 03:27 PM (wSrLR)

455 452 artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 07:26 PM (IXrOn)

Green Bay is doing something....applying for the Jay Cutler support group...

"Hi my name is Aaron!"

"Hi Aaron!"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:27 PM (TE35l)

456 Tie game

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:27 PM (P6QsQ)

457 Better Jay Cutler than the Romo Support Group.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 03:28 PM (J96yq)

458 453 JackStraw at January 05, 2014 07:27 PM (g1DWB)

Short Yardage fullback and maybe third string QB and holder would have worked again "Jim Jensen"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:28 PM (TE35l)

459 457 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 05, 2014 07:28 PM (J96yq)

I'm pretty sure the Romo support group is two mirrors and a poster....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:29 PM (TE35l)

460 Jets tried him at receiver. That didn't work out so well either.

The whole catching the ball thing was a problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 07:27 PM (g1DWB)

Hmm, I wouldn't have put him there, personally. Running back maybe better, but it's moot if he doesn't care for it.

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 03:30 PM (IPz9m)

461 I thought Tebow had possibilities as a tight end.

Posted by: Bwany Frank at January 05, 2014 03:31 PM (1Y+hH)

462 C'mon, guys...lets get this thing over before the Supervolcano segment on 60 Minutes. mr. creeper will never let me change it if they're still playing.

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 03:31 PM (E4Xs3)

463 End of game and we get interrupted by a phone call. One we had to take action on. If someone calls to tell you "something is wrong with a neighbor's house's furnace" what in hell does that mean? The person calling didn't know. She was just relaying the message. Yeah. Broken pipes? Frozen windows? On fire? The "neighbor" is in Florida on holiday for 4 months. The people responsible for keeping an eye on the house are in Mexico for a month. And, we get a call from the woman living in the people responsible, because she took the call as the others are in Mexico. And, I've had too much tequila. heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:32 PM (IXrOn)

464 Also why does Rodgers slide before anyone comes close to touching him? He's injury-phobic now?

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 03:32 PM (IPz9m)

465
Dropped interceptions come back to haunt you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 03:33 PM (MaP11)

466 The people responsible for keeping an eye on the house are in Mexico for a month. ===== There's a glitch in their plan.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 03:34 PM (bCEmE)

467 Holy hands!

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2014 03:34 PM (CIpWU)

468 So, if they tie do both teams go to the SuperBowl?

Posted by: LIV at January 05, 2014 03:34 PM (EKOIc)

469 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 07:32 PM (IXrOn) Tell her it will probably work fine later. Just needs a break.

Posted by: Meremortal, hard hat at January 05, 2014 03:34 PM (1Y+hH)

470 There's a glitch in their plan. Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2014 07:34 PM (bCEmE) Tell her it will probably work fine later. Just needs a break. Posted by: Meremortal, hard hat at January 05, 2014 07:34 PM (1Y+hH) At the very least, we're watching the end of the game.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:35 PM (IXrOn)

471 468 LIV at January 05, 2014 07:34 PM (EKOIc)

If both teams tie this IS the Super Bowl...

//B Obama ESPN Derp Center

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:35 PM (TE35l)

472 Ok, time to see if little dog will go out.....

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 03:37 PM (bCEmE)

473 http://tinyurl.com/kctej8e Go Packers.

Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2014 03:37 PM (izPgb)

474 472 Tami at January 05, 2014 07:37 PM (bCEmE)

If not there's always the bath tub ma'am...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:38 PM (TE35l)

475 >>Short Yardage fullback and maybe third string QB and holder would have worked again "Jim Jensen" Well they did have him run the wildcat. Alas, no magic. In other news I just took the dog out for a quick poop. He faced west. This mornings was to the east. Science!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2014 03:38 PM (g1DWB)

476 "Ok, time to see if little dog will go out....."

---

Trebuchet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2014 03:38 PM (o9Rp5)

477 Colin Kapernaski...you are getting your tan back throw TO Vernon Davis

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:39 PM (TE35l)

478 How on earth do they NOT know he'll run... if given the chance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:39 PM (IXrOn)

479 You're looking pale Colin Kasmnazki....good run

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:40 PM (TE35l)

480
well 3 out of 4 games turned out pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 03:40 PM (MaP11)

481 Erin Andrews' voice slices through my skull like a fuckin' hammer.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 03:41 PM (celt+)

482 Tami at January 05, 2014 07:37 PM (bCEmE) If not there's always the bath tub ma'am... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 07:38 PM (TE35l) and doggie pee (training) pads

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:41 PM (IXrOn)

483 481 Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 07:41 PM (celt+)

Yeah...it'd take the sacrifice of me putting an icepick through both ear canals but I'd do her...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:42 PM (TE35l)

484 Go Packers. Posted by: tbodie at January 05, 2014 07:37 PM Try these instead. http://tinyurl.com/nlaxce4 http://tinyurl.com/Ooh-TD-Greenbay

Posted by: LIV at January 05, 2014 03:42 PM (EKOIc)

485
I would like to see OT on the frozen tundra.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 03:42 PM (MaP11)

486 Defenseless

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:43 PM (IXrOn)

487
Yeah...it'd take the sacrifice of me putting an icepick through both ear canals but I'd do her...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 07:42 PM (TE35l)

Harsh, I'm sure the Bose Noise Canceling(tm) headphones will do the job. Just barely.

Posted by: [/i]KG at January 05, 2014 03:43 PM (IPz9m)

488 Andy Reid is rushing the field throwing yellow flags or is that frozen pee?

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:43 PM (TE35l)

489 Why are you all screwing with that Colin fellows last name?

Posted by: Sen. Lisa Morecokeki (Dbag-Alaska) at January 05, 2014 03:43 PM (Oeij3)

490
yep, I am afraid that is it for the Pack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 03:43 PM (MaP11)

491 meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:44 PM (IXrOn)

492 489 Sen. Lisa Morecokeki (Dbag-Alaska) at January 05, 2014 07:43 PM (Oeij3)

I'd like to know too!

//Jim Michelinacheklasevezky

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:45 PM (TE35l)

493 C'mon, guys...lets get this thing over before the Supervolcano segment on 60 Minutes. mr. creeper will never let me change it if they're still playing. *** It's up next but there's OT now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 03:45 PM (DmNpO)

494 Dang it all Oh we'll.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:45 PM (P6QsQ)

495 49'ers win!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 05, 2014 03:45 PM (wSrLR)

496 I guess not.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 05, 2014 03:45 PM (DmNpO)

497 double checked out

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:45 PM (IXrOn)

498 ckuf.

Posted by: LIV at January 05, 2014 03:46 PM (EKOIc)

499 That was close.

Posted by: Meremortal, hard hat at January 05, 2014 03:46 PM (1Y+hH)

500 Heckuva game...

I am impressed with Colt Kazippy's play....

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:46 PM (TE35l)

501 Ok, little dog peed....big dog went tearing ass around the yard. It is fuckin' miserable out there. Wind is howling and the snow is blowing like a mofo.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 03:46 PM (bCEmE)

502 Scroot.

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 03:46 PM (E4Xs3)

503 49'rs deserved the win

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 05, 2014 03:46 PM (IXrOn)

504 That was kind of an anticlimactic finish.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 03:47 PM (IV4od)

505 To a miss.

Posted by: Meremortal, hmm at January 05, 2014 03:47 PM (1Y+hH)

506 Oh, Fudge!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 05, 2014 03:47 PM (KArqF)

507 LIV sock off

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2014 03:47 PM (EKOIc)

508 Watched it online, NDH. Thanx again.

Posted by: creeper at January 05, 2014 03:47 PM (E4Xs3)

509 501 Tami at January 05, 2014 07:46 PM (bCEmE)

That's good....my old Alsatian-Wolf loved the snow...

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:47 PM (TE35l)

510 And all three warm weather road teams win.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 03:48 PM (celt+)

511 Better than I expected with Rodgers out for most of the season. Never thought we'd make the post season. Still ...

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:48 PM (P6QsQ)

512 the 49ers were 50/50 on the pass run breakdown....

pack ran more than passed....
"interesting"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:48 PM (TE35l)

513 I wouldn't feel to confident if I was the 49ers. Our defense is bad, I mean really bad, and you needed a game winning field goal.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 03:48 PM (IV4od)

514 Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2014 07:46 PM ( Wind has slowed here, but still gusting. 10 degrees. It's fine in here.

Posted by: Meremortal, hmm at January 05, 2014 03:49 PM (1Y+hH)

515 And no NFC Central team finishes above .500.

Posted by: seamrog at January 05, 2014 03:49 PM (zW5lm)

516
Well the NFC East and the NFC Central weren't up to par this year.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2014 03:49 PM (MaP11)

517 510 Taro Tsujimoto at January 05, 2014 07:48 PM (celt+)

Pretty astounding I don't recall that ever happening when I was young....

"free agency"

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:49 PM (TE35l)

518 512 lowandslow at January 05, 2014 07:48 PM (IV4od)

I don't think anyone has visions of Joe Montana, or Steve Young dancing in their head...

at best Jeff Garciaish

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:50 PM (TE35l)

519 Bye bye Erin Rodgers.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2014 03:51 PM (JivuR)

520 519 TheQuietMan at January 05, 2014 07:51 PM (JivuR)

so Romo, Rogers, and Jeff Garcia go into a bar...and HEY there's Kordell Stewart

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:52 PM (TE35l)

521 Well I guess I'm a Seattle fan now for a few weeks.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 03:53 PM (IV4od)

522 What the heck am I supposed to do now ? It's a long way to baseball season.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 03:55 PM (P6QsQ)

523

Mmmmm Erin Rodgers...

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 05, 2014 03:55 PM (RBOCM)

524 522 grammie winger at January 05, 2014 07:55 PM (P6QsQ)

if the weather is any indication ma'am I think Extreme Curling on ESPN 8 the Ocho

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 03:56 PM (TE35l)

525 That's good....my old Alsatian-Wolf loved the snow... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 07:47 PM (TE35l) Yeah, big dog is part hound, part lab. She loves the snow. But I think it's even too windy her this time...she doesn't stay out as long as usual.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 03:58 PM (bCEmE)

526 Wind has slowed here, but still gusting. 10 degrees. It's fine in here. Posted by: Meremortal, hmm at January 05, 2014 07:49 PM (1Y+hH) Where are you?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 03:58 PM (bCEmE)

527 I'd hate Kap if I were a Packer fan, too.

He burns them EVERY SINGLE TIME he plays them!
Whine and Cheese party in Wisconsin this evening...

Posted by: 49er Faithful at January 05, 2014 03:59 PM (r60DJ)

528 Holy shit that replay, if the dude closed his arms he blocks that kick

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 05, 2014 03:59 PM (WdbF7)

529 If Hyde makes that pick six, if the Packers block that kick....it's a game of inches. Jackass Harbaugh should be counting his lucky stars right now.

Posted by: packsoldier at January 05, 2014 04:01 PM (6FxSD)

530 Hey Grammies, the Badgers play Iowa on the Big Ten Network in a few minutes. Go Badgers!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 05, 2014 04:04 PM (KArqF)

531 Stay classy 49 fans!

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 05, 2014 04:05 PM (KArqF)

532 Now the Packers need to go to work on personnel, Ted Thompson has to get over his aversion to free agent players and get rid of Dom Capers.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2014 04:05 PM (IV4od)

533 And hers to Sam Dekker of the Badgers. A good Sheboygan boy.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 05, 2014 04:06 PM (KArqF)

534 Mr. Natural -

Please scroll up to the earliest comments in the thread:
You will note the most vile disgusting things about Colin Kaepernick posted by the "classy" Packer-Backers. Depends on whose ox is getting GOREd, doesn't it?

I actually admire Green Bay, who by many accounts has been the most successful franchises in sports history. And their loyal fans. It's a great rivalry with the Niners.

Now take your ribbing and quit crying, Mary.

Posted by: 49er Faithful at January 05, 2014 04:10 PM (AoY8i)

535 533 Sam is a good kid indeed.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 04:11 PM (P6QsQ)

536 534 I never said one negative thing about Colin K. Not one.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2014 04:12 PM (P6QsQ)

537 531 Mr. Natural at January 05, 2014 08:05 PM (KArqF)

they unleashed their inner RaiderFan...?
Somebody get maimed?

#Caring

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 04:12 PM (TE35l)

538 534 49er Faithful at January 05, 2014 08:10 PM (AoY8i)

I'm sorry you think my criticism was anything other than mockery of a millionaire whining about a "racism" that is a joke?

I have been a fan of his game if not his at the time unknown to me character since he was in Nevada.

That he was doing his Mewiss Hawiss-Pewwy this season is unbecoming....

He won, I am in no way a Packers fan and was in fact hoping he won IIRC.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 04:14 PM (TE35l)

539 Where are you? Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2014 07:58 Sorry, called away. Grand County, Colorado.

Posted by: Meremortal, hmm at January 05, 2014 04:18 PM (1Y+hH)

540 grammie I was rooting for the Packers too....bummer. 'Course, I'm a Rams fan so....I'm use to losing.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 04:19 PM (bCEmE)

541 Dang it. That was the one game this weekend in which I really cared about the outcome. Oh well. Go Panthers!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 05, 2014 04:19 PM (7KvT6)

542 Grand County, Colorado. Posted by: Meremortal, hmm at January 05, 2014 08:18 PM (1Y+hH) Ah...well, I think the snow has stopped but it's hard to tell with all the blowing.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 04:21 PM (bCEmE)

543 Actually I like Kapernick. Don't really mind the 49ers either. Much better than the insufferable Vikings or Bears fans. I just hope the 9ers fans don't turn into that bunch.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at January 05, 2014 04:21 PM (KArqF)

544 540 Tami at January 05, 2014 08:19 PM (bCEmE)

Miss me yet?

//M Martz esq

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 04:21 PM (TE35l)

545 well, crap.

Posted by: Peaches at January 05, 2014 04:21 PM (8lmkt)

546 543 Mr. Natural at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (KArqF)

I think they've been for the most part properly humbled by the passage of time from their glory days that will not be an issue until they get a ring again.

Colin Kapernick is a young man and I am certain he may outgrow the chip on the shoulder he felt the need to lean on to justify in his mind his poor play not being the worst thing.

He is in some ways the humblest of the young happy feet QBs that are being given a shot and I think he may develop into a top of the middle 3d bottom of the top 3d QB in 2-3 seasons.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 04:24 PM (TE35l)

547 Posted by: Tami Calmer here now. Are you in NM?

Posted by: Meremortal, hmm at January 05, 2014 04:24 PM (1Y+hH)

548 Miss me yet? //M Martz esq Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 08:21 PM (TE35l) Yeah, kinda. LOL!

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 04:30 PM (bCEmE)

549 Calmer here now. Are you in NM? Posted by: Meremortal, hmm at January 05, 2014 08:24 PM (1Y+hH) Missouri.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at January 05, 2014 04:30 PM (bCEmE)

550 548 Tami at January 05, 2014 08:30 PM (bCEmE)

I would have preferred Vermeil stayed but I called the 1st SB season... first when Trent Green was to be the slinger then after really watching Warner in preseason I was allying people's fears Warner would not even equal Green.

It is easy to get spoiled even by near success in the SB pursuit ask an 80s Charger fan.

We'll see next year.

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 04:33 PM (TE35l)

551 Good old fashioned grind it out football. Most of the "air it out" plays failed. Ground game. Especially for Kaep. May his happy feats continue.

Posted by: navybrat at January 05, 2014 04:39 PM (AW7Gr)

552 The 9ers last 3 or 4 games have been nail-biters, like this one, decided in the last 2 minutes. They're demonstrating that when the going get tough, they can get things done. Like Frank Gore springing for a 50 yard run late in the game to break Seattle's back, or Kaepernick running on 3rd and 8 today to keep a drive alone, some 49er always seems to step up late in the game to make a play. Condolences to grammie winger and all the rest of you GB fans. Better luck next year.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2014 04:44 PM (fd0Pp)

553 552 OregonMuse at January 05, 2014 08:44 PM (fd0Pp)

You can't teach that or rely on it either...

that said coaches can cultivate it a bit...

Harbaugh>C Kelly

Posted by: Sven10077 at January 05, 2014 04:45 PM (TE35l)

554 Oh, and don't forget Navarro Bowman manhandling his way to a pick six against Atlanta, ending what would have been their game winning drive in the final minute.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2014 04:48 PM (fd0Pp)

555 Sven-- Maybe not, but good luck is the residue of good planning.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 05, 2014 04:49 PM (fd0Pp)

556 Posted by: Tami OK. Hope it blows out soon.

Posted by: Meremortal, hmm at January 05, 2014 04:50 PM (1Y+hH)

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