March 08, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (3-08-2014) - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

CDR M is still trying to recover from his big Oscars party of last week, so youÂ’re stuck with me. I warned him against drinking raspberry Sparkletini, but did he listen? Noooo. Truth be told, I think heÂ’s still skeeved out by the sight of these two cuddling at a pre-Oscars party:

*shiver*


Happy Caturday!

The recent discussions of Ronan Farrow, he the award-winning journalist, master of such pieces as this interview with Miley Cyrus, has brought another incident to mind. The fawning over Farrow, despite his lack of genuine accomplishment, is quite something to behold, with members of the leftist-elite, including no less than Hillary Clinton, fawning over him like fools. It is this desire to be associated with any semblance of Hollywood royalty that led some who should have known better to invite a complete stranger into their homes, offering both money and shelter in exchange for proximity.

Before Will Smith, there was David Hampton. In 1983, in a long-running con that would later inspire Smith's role in the 1993 film Six Degrees of Separation, Hampton inveigled his way into the lives of New York City's upper crust by pretending to be the neglected son of actor Sidney Poitier. Hampton would hang around the Columbia University campus, getting unsuspecting people to house him, give him money or otherwise help him. Hampton even once reportedly showed up at the home of actress Melanie Griffith, where he stayed up talking until 4 a.m. with actor Gary Sinise. Hampton would often go to restaurants and pretend that Poitier was meeting him just to get free meals and lavish attention, only to later act as if he had been stood up. But Hampton's undoing came when he was caught by Osborn Elliott, former Newsweek editor and dean of the Columbia School of Journalism, in Elliott's home in bed with another man. Elliott alerted authorities and the jig was up. No charges were pressed, but Hampton was forced to pay $4500 back to people whom he had swindled and stayed with.

Hampton continued to scam for the remainder of his short life and eventually died alone, of AIDS, at the age of 39. His greatest success having been to mock the “limousine liberals”, the white elites of New York City.

Slow clap, Ronan Farrow. Slow clap, indeed.


The AFL-CIO would like to shame you for the use of the word “thug”


Golly gee. I feel so bad about it now. In addition to thugs, the unions are manipulative little poops as well.


A few nights ago there was a fantastic link to a graphic which demonstrated the enormity of space. It was awe-inspiring and left me feeling utterly inconsequential. This perspective is just as interesting and mind-boggling and shows our place in both the macro AND the micro universe. I canÂ’t embed the graphic so CLICK HERE to view it. Scroll all the way to the left to really get the full picture.

Glass half full. I donÂ’t feel quite as tiny now.


First there was the bleeding armadillo cake from Steel Magnolias, now comes a frighteningly realistic cake in the image of a yellow python. The detail on the head is remarkable. The fourth image is particularly freaky.


Massachusetts takes action to outlaw upskirt photos by perverts but only after the outrage over one such perv who escaped completely scot-free.

The Supreme Judicial Court on Wednesday overturned a lower court's ruling against Michael Robinson, 31, of Andover, who was arrested in August 2010 by Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA) police for allegedly using his cellphone to take pictures up women's skirts. In an eight-page ruling, Justice Margot Botsford wrote that a female passenger wearing a skirt or dress is “not a person who is ‘partially nude,’” referring to so-called Peeping Tom laws protecting people from being photographed or recorded when nude or partially nude.

Remember this face, ladies. He argues that violating your privacy is his “constitutional right”:


Knitters Gone Wild: A Vancouver, WA woman has taken knitting to a whole other level of silliness, knitting cozies for turtles and snails. Be sure to click the Etsy link to view her complete line.


Russia states that they have successfully tested an ICBM. Moron Cool Czech has detected something askew.

ItÂ’s an Intercontinental Ballistic Montblanc!


I challenge you NOT to see a pen now.


Rocket cats of war: A 16th century German document has revealed what appears to be a plan to unleash the cats-of-war and I canÂ’t help but giggle. As a cat owner I feel quite certain that this scheme would not have advanced beyond the testing phase.


Tonight’s ONT brought to you by: ‘OMG! Look at the size of those feet!’


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Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:21 PM | Comments (541)
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1 First?

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:23 PM (doBIb)

2 Hey hey!!!

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:23 PM (doBIb)

3 No Boobies.

Posted by: testing at March 08, 2014 06:23 PM (9R4HJ)

4 So we now know that Charlize Theron is batshit crazy too

Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2014 06:24 PM (0xqKe)

5 Hello Horde!

Posted by: Carol at March 08, 2014 06:25 PM (z4WKX)

6 Feet.... those toes!  They're like two inches long... each!  OMG

Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 06:25 PM (/jHWN)

7 Yip. ItÂ’s too bad that your brother turned into a lib fool.

Posted by: Carol at March 08, 2014 06:26 PM (z4WKX)

8 Does Gingy know about the turtle cozies?

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:27 PM (doBIb)

9 Those feet. Long

Posted by: traye at March 08, 2014 06:28 PM (CLpIq)

10 That Upskirt Story is useless without Upskirt Pictures!

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 06:29 PM (pBP66)

11 What feet? :p Who's the lady?

Posted by: Conservative Monster at March 08, 2014 06:29 PM (U7HLv)

12 I think I ordered new router when the real issue is the blog for the past few days. Two hours or so ago I said I was going to eat & I havenÂ’t yet. IÂ’m an idiot because my stomach hurts. Now IÂ’m going to eat. BBL.

Posted by: Carol at March 08, 2014 06:30 PM (z4WKX)

13 Thanks Carol.  No, he's just batshit nuts with the conspiracy-train now.  Still conservative but man, he went around the bend.  That's what I've heard for years, believe in one, you'll believe in most.  Conspiracy theories are like heroin or something..

Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 06:30 PM (/jHWN)

14 We Are Not The Masses The Progressives, and the broader Left in general, truly believe that people are but interchangeable widgets in a greater collective whole, i.e. the “Masses.” They claim to speak for all of us, and for elected officials to speak for all of us in all things, rather than be stewards with but delegated powers. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5174

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2014 06:30 PM (AymDN)

15 Niedermeyer, great ONT!!  You have been working your fingers to the bone today.  Thank you! 

Posted by: Peaches at March 08, 2014 06:30 PM (8lmkt)

16 Who are those people in the pic at the top of the post? I have no clue... g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 06:30 PM (JMmQ9)

17 I got wood.

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 08, 2014 06:30 PM (BAS5M)

18 Those feet make her more stable...you know, for getting roasts out of the oven and such.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 06:30 PM (pBP66)

19 Speaking of nukes and Russia, this news was Tweeted earlier today: @FoxNews: BREAKING: Moscow mulls freeze on US military inspections under arms control pact Russian news report

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2014 06:30 PM (WlWt+)

20 Ok, those are big feet. It's kinda freaking me out.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 06:31 PM (ZPrif)

21 No, he's just batshit nuts with the conspiracy-train now. Still conservative but man, he went around the bend. That's what I've heard for years, believe in one, you'll believe in most. Conspiracy theories are like heroin or something.. Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 10:30 PM (/jHWN) Yip, Hopefully heÂ’ll get a divorce.

Posted by: Carol at March 08, 2014 06:32 PM (z4WKX)

22 Eva Mendes.

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:32 PM (doBIb)

23

Great ONT, NDH.

And that was another excellent Car Thread too.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 06:32 PM (8quPO)

24 Niedermeyer, great ONT!! You have been working your fingers to the bone today. Thank you! *** Thanks! and, you're welcome!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:33 PM (DmNpO)

25 *curtsies* *blushes*

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:33 PM (DmNpO)

26 Two others, separate from the two with fake passports already talked about. No details given. ReutersAerospaceNews ‏@ReutersAero Malaysia probing two more passengers on missing flight: source http://reut.rs/1imo3Rj #MH370

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 06:33 PM (ZPrif)

27 So I assume that pre-oscar party was in Caracas yes?

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at March 08, 2014 06:33 PM (DNpio)

28 My phone is not liking aos comments today.

Posted by: traye at March 08, 2014 06:34 PM (CLpIq)

29 Turtle Pin Cushion is adorable.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 06:34 PM (pBP66)

30 And then the cat scratches out the fireman's eyes. "You're in my space, douche!"

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 08, 2014 06:34 PM (hn5v5)

31 Between the Montblanc and the Rocket Cats, I can't even figure out what I'm laughing at.

Posted by: Peaches at March 08, 2014 06:34 PM (8lmkt)

32 I'm 6' 6" but I knew two girls in college who were taller than me. They were cute but good lord, those feet! Those shinbones!

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 08, 2014 06:34 PM (i/pV+)

33 Evening all. Glad the blog was only damaged earlier, not busted again.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 06:34 PM (ojnk6)

34 where is CT's hand?


ewww

Posted by: Charles Algernon Swinburne at March 08, 2014 06:35 PM (omBWL)

35 Those aren't feet.... those are flippers.  What a FREAK.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 06:35 PM (jucos)

36 Heh - "Evolution of the Lifting Man" (Evolution or devolution?) http://tinyurl.com/lyfvsdf

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2014 06:35 PM (WlWt+)

37 Charles Foster Cat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2014 06:35 PM (7FaLu)

38 Still weird that they haven't located the plane.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 06:35 PM (ZPrif)

39 or is that MP ?



Posted by: Charles Algernon Swinburne at March 08, 2014 06:35 PM (omBWL)

40 I'll either hit the barrel or this will work:  Senate Conservatives 2016 Poll results:
ALEXANDRIA, VA — The Senate Conservatives Fund (SCF) released the results
of its 2016 presidential straw poll today. SCF conducted an online poll
for its members who could not attend the Conservative Political Action
Conference (CPAC) in Washington, DC today.

The top three vote winners were U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) with 42%,
U.S. Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) with 17%, and Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI) with
10%. Over 41,000 ballots were cast nationwide.

“The results of the SCF presidential straw poll are unique because they
reflect the views of a large group of conservatives across the country,”
said SCF Executive Director Matt Hoskins. “Our poll shows that Ted Cruz is
currently the conservative favorite for president in 2016.”

Hmmm

Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 06:35 PM (/jHWN)

41 Nice ONT Niedermeyer's Dead Horse, worthy of Maet and CDR M.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 08, 2014 06:36 PM (KlVdw)

42 Yeah - Nice job, today NDH.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 06:36 PM (pBP66)

43 Pixy is upgrading the server to multiple servers, and he said that the migration may be causing some temporary hiccups, but that the end result will help a lot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2014 06:36 PM (QFxY5)

44 40 I could go with Cruz. Happily.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 06:37 PM (ojnk6)

45 Ok, those are big feet. It's kinda freaking me out.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 10:31 PM (ZPrif)



I promise you if she was standing in front, or over you, you wouldn't be thinking about her feet.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2014 06:37 PM (3qZbZ)

46 If you look up that German word for "a face badly in need of a fist" you'll find a picture of that clueless, woman-beating smug-ass Sean Penn.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 08, 2014 06:37 PM (+JCyB)

47 I wondered why no missing airplane talk on the blog.  Fascinating.  I was reading an aviation blog earlier tonight.  Lots of theories.  I should have asked my brother.  Damn!

Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 06:38 PM (/jHWN)

48 Pixy is upgrading the server to multiple servers There ... are ... Two ... Hamsters!

Posted by: Capt. Picard at March 08, 2014 06:38 PM (pBP66)

49 Well that cake might be appreciated by a herpetologist or the reptile keeper at a zoo but no so much for me

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2014 06:38 PM (M/TDA)

50 48 Pixy is upgrading the server to multiple servers There ... are ... Two ... Hamsters! Posted by: Capt. Picard at March 08, 2014 10:38 PM (pBP66) #twoweeks

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:39 PM (doBIb)

51 Sean Penn is on Mr. Dave's "People I Will Punch In The Face" list.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 08, 2014 06:39 PM (i/pV+)

52 Another view of Eva Mendes:

http://tinyurl.com/mu64zxc

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2014 06:39 PM (QFxY5)

53 **Squirt**

Posted by: Rex Ryan at March 08, 2014 06:40 PM (pBP66)

54 Mighty fine job keeping the blog rolling, NDH.

Mighty fine.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 06:40 PM (4Mv1T)

55 That cat clapping made me laugh. As far as that girl with the big feet...........my daughter wears a size 11. (I'm really not gonna marry her off am I if I keep showing up here passing secrets. Almost had her sold the other night but dang I'm losing ground now) Sean Penn and Miss Theron...........If I batted for the other team I would so hit that. I don't so I am left to wonder, Is she so short on funds that she has to resort that that. Ugh just ugh

Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2014 06:40 PM (f8cHe)

56 Someone link some pics of Eva from Training Day.

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:40 PM (doBIb)

57 Another view of Eva Mendes: *** That's one of my favorite photos of her. She's womanly and, although completely nude, is in no way trashy.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:41 PM (DmNpO)

58 Her toes are  . . . exquisite.

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 08, 2014 06:41 PM (BAS5M)

59 Like many modern day actors, Penn is at his best when portraying himself, a sniveling punk.

Posted by: Critically Critical Critic at March 08, 2014 06:42 PM (oMKdP)

60 51 Sean Penn is on Mr. Dave's "People I Will Punch In The Face" list. Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 08, 2014 10:39 PM (i/pV+) Sean Penn beat up Madonna while he was married to her. That unhinged dude has a lot of bad karma owed him.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2014 06:42 PM (WlWt+)

61 I have been having a problem with several blogs that are hosted by Pixie Misa. But only on my Mac G4s with Safari 4.1.x and OS 10.4.11. My intel based Mac has no problems. At least until it (and only it) started dropping Wi-Fi connections earlier today. There was a report on another Pixy hosted blog that they were having a DOS attack a few days ago. Might be spill-over from that.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 08, 2014 06:42 PM (cHwSy)

62 I see nothing unusual about that woman's feet.

Posted by: Peggy Hill at March 08, 2014 06:42 PM (+JCyB)

63 DOOK!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 06:43 PM (dfYL9)

64 Perry/Palin 2016 Cruz for AG Walker for Treasury Bolton for Defense

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 08, 2014 06:43 PM (R+XDI)

65 Hmm. The condescension and scorn in this lede dripped right right off my screen and onto my desk. "Failed Vice Presidential candidate and half-term governor Sarah Palin made her appearance at CPAC today, delighting an easily-amused crowd with an updated recitation of the GOP’s favorite go-to book, Dr. Seuss’ “Green Eggs and Ham.” Link: http://alturl.com/gbbj6 The story's garbage but the video is amusing. The same people who spend every waking moment chuckling at sites like Buzzfeed are poo pooing the silly snowbilly, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 06:43 PM (N/cFh)

66 Sean Penn beat up Madonna while he was married to her. That unhinged dude has a lot of bad karma owed him. Sean Penn or Alec Baldwin. Bigger douche?

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:43 PM (doBIb)

67 @62   Bravo!

Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 06:43 PM (/jHWN)

68
Hey subjects, I've got it now, R-E-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Posted by: Barack Milhous Obama the Magnificent at March 08, 2014 06:44 PM (nQjHM)

69 Breaking News ‏@BreakingNews Malaysian transport minister: Officials investigating identities of 4 passengers on missing flight; FBI joins probe - @Reuters

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 06:44 PM (ZPrif)

70 She needs a sandwich or 6

Posted by: Peter Paul Rubens at March 08, 2014 06:44 PM (jucos)

71 In the original version of my story, "The Tortoise and the Hare", I had the tortoise wearing a polyester jogging suit. I like this knit outfit rather better.

Posted by: Aesop at March 08, 2014 06:44 PM (g4TxM)

72 If this were a just world she gave Penn's nuts a good twist after the shot was taken and before he took HIS shot

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo rules with this ax at March 08, 2014 06:45 PM (9gFMq)

73 Oh, sorry, fixed my nick.

Posted by: Zombie Aesop at March 08, 2014 06:45 PM (g4TxM)

74 Bigger ego: Sting or Bono?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 08, 2014 06:46 PM (i/pV+)

75 66 Sean Penn beat up Madonna while he was married to her. That unhinged dude has a lot of bad karma owed him. Sean Penn or Alec Baldwin. Bigger douche? ............ Is this a trick question. I'm not for any man hitting a woman but if maybe she was asking for it??? I'd hit her (with my purse) and I don't even know her.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2014 06:46 PM (f8cHe)

76 OK, I gotta Hoarde-source this one: McAfie (or however its spelt), the anti-virus guy that comes pre-loaded on every PC or laptop you've ever bought in the past 20 years; on the lam in Central Americe on a Murder charge: where does he stand, politically? I got harangued for several hours this evening by my Father-in-Law, that McAfie is/was a TEA-Party nut. I may be mis-remembering things, but I thought McAfie was a Kool-Ade drinkin' leftie. What are your thoughts / mis-remembrances?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 06:46 PM (JMmQ9)

77 Like many modern day actors, Penn is at his best when portraying himself, a sniveling punk. *** I haven't watched a Sean Penn movie in years but broke the boycott and watched Gangster Squad a few nights ago. It really does stink that he's such a prick because he's incredibly talented. He was scary as hell playing Mickey Cohen.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:46 PM (DmNpO)

78 #hashgtag knocking down some PBRs with my peep Corey Feldman

Posted by: Sean Penn at March 08, 2014 06:47 PM (Dwehj)

79 I am curious if the cake lady's daughter appreciated the cake. I assume she likes snakes and wanted a snake cake?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 08, 2014 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)

80 @74  Biggest douchenozzle.....

FIFY

Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 06:47 PM (/jHWN)

81 I'm going with Penn as the bigger douche. The woman-beating puts him over the top.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at March 08, 2014 06:47 PM (DNpio)

82 Sean Penn is definitely the bigger douche. Alec Baldwin didn't have Chavez on speed dial to my knowledge.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 08, 2014 06:47 PM (R+XDI)

83 Well, let me tell you my mother in her youth was a spitting image of Eva Mendes. To the best of my knowledge, mama has never been nekkid though. (And no, alas and alack, I do not look like my mother. Sigh.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 06:48 PM (dfYL9)

84 I saw Snake Cake open for Third Eye Blind in Merced in '98

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 06:48 PM (jucos)

85 AltonJackson, I got the impression McCafee was a liberal douchenozzle. 

Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 06:49 PM (/jHWN)

86 Groundhog Day. Angie is slapping Bill Murray.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo rules with this ax at March 08, 2014 06:49 PM (9gFMq)

87 Sean Penn has hit it with Madonna in her prime. With Robin Wright, Scarlett Johansson, and now Charlize Theron. smh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:49 PM (DmNpO)

88 There is a lot of sea in the sea. While I assume they can calculate a general area given where they lost contact I assume that area still covers a fairly wide distance. I just hope that it did crash in the sea and not somewhere over land, though I assume planes are overflying land as well in the search.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 08, 2014 06:49 PM (RZ8pf)

89 Gesichtdereinenfistgehabenmussen

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 06:49 PM (g4TxM)

90 I like women folk on the petitie sideÂ…. slender of waist, nice tatas proportionate to the frame, a bit of bubble in the butt, green eyes, and ginger headedÂ…. namely my wife of 39 years. No big feet allowed in mi casa. BTW, finally warm enough today to target practice without gloves. Several tin cans were slaughtered in the name of marksmanship.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 08, 2014 06:49 PM (hpgw1)

91 HEART FULL OF SOUL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr8CRgMSACs

Posted by: Chris Isaak at March 08, 2014 06:49 PM (pBP66)

92 No love for me???

Posted by: danny glover biggest douche at March 08, 2014 06:49 PM (hn5v5)

93 The SCOAMF is a gutless pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 08, 2014 06:50 PM (UAMVq)

94 83 Well, let me tell you my mother in her youth was a spitting image of Eva Mendes. To the best of my knowledge, mama has never been nekkid though. (And no, alas and alack, I do not look like my mother. Sigh.) Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 10:48 PM (dfYL9) ............... Guessing at least one she was......thus you!!!! Arent genetics funny? Guessing you must have some resemblance.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2014 06:50 PM (f8cHe)

95 Hello Horde! The Mr. Got the water heater heating element replaced this morning, and it didn't cost very much for the part. Love me some Ace Hardware!

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2014 06:50 PM (+jwar)

96 Shouldn't that snake cake be a pie-thon instead?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 06:50 PM (g4TxM)

97 Bigger ego: Sting or Bono?

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 08, 2014 10:46 PM (i/pV+)



I'll say Bono probably thinks he has accomplished more and is more influential than Sting. Just a guess.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2014 06:50 PM (3qZbZ)

98 LOL! I just turned to a movie called 'The Other Guys' and Eva Mendes is on it. She's married to Will Ferrell's character and Mark Wahlberg doesn't believe it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:50 PM (DmNpO)

99 82 Sean Penn is definitely the bigger douche. Alec Baldwin didn't have Chavez on speed dial to my knowledge. I don't know. Baldwin likes to verbally abuse his own daughter, and make threats.

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:50 PM (doBIb)

100

35 Those aren't feet.... those are flippers. What a FREAK.

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey

 

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Yeah...poor thing.

It's hard not to stare at them...her toes are so long it makes me wonder if they are webbed too.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 06:50 PM (8quPO)

101 I attend the Church of the Painful Truth.  My daughter asked me if the plane was going to run out gas if it doesn't land soon.  I told her that everyone on board that plane are now dead and underwater.  My wife called me a dumbass for being so blunt with a 9 year old.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 06:51 PM (jucos)

102 75 I think it was more than a shove or slap in frustration---if the gossip is correct he restrained her and then continued assaulting her. Big man, that. She was seriously injured---think Rhianna after Chris Brown. Speaking of which, why do lefty feminists loooove Sean Penn but will proudly spit upon Chris Brown? I think Penn wins the bigger douche award, but only by a hair. Partly because Penn's spawn has shown more promise in continuing douchery.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 08, 2014 06:52 PM (+JCyB)

103 You'd think Charleze Theron could do better than that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2014 06:52 PM (k2GaM)

104 I'd rather have a battersnake.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 08, 2014 06:52 PM (hn5v5)

105 Well played, Seamus.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 06:52 PM (d2P0T)

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 06:52 PM (IVgIK)

107 I think I'm going to launch an ICBM myself.

Posted by: An Eskimo at March 08, 2014 06:52 PM (g4TxM)

108 Yeah...poor thing. It's hard not to stare at them...her toes are so long it makes me wonder if they are webbed too. Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 10:50 PM (8quPO) ............. Challenge her to a water race. Then we will know.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2014 06:53 PM (f8cHe)

109 96  @Seamus

Too clever by half

Posted by: NCwoof at March 08, 2014 06:53 PM (aUQgu)

110 I've long that the ocean was too big. This just proves it.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 06:53 PM (ZPrif)

111 I don't know. Baldwin likes to verbally abuse his own daughter, and make threats.

 

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 10:50 PM

 

 

Fuck you, fag.

 

Posted by: alec baldwin at March 08, 2014 06:53 PM (9gNQd)

112 Great job on the ONT, NDH!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 08, 2014 06:54 PM (UAMVq)

113
The chick with feet would make a great SEAL or a wallaby foot model. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 08, 2014 06:54 PM (nQjHM)

114 >>>Those aren't feet.... those are flippers. What a FREAK.<<<



 Eww those are gross!!!

Posted by: The Little Mermaid at March 08, 2014 06:54 PM (gTN24)

115 RE: missing airliner.  What I've not read is radar contact versus radio reports.  Usually there would be no radar contact that far out, but maybe Vietnam has radar that can see position prior to entry into their airspace.  In the middle of the night, how quickly did controller notice missing target?  Did prior facility notice?  When was last ACAR messages received?
( asking as retired ATC'er)    Lots of details will come soon that should narrow some of this stuff down.   If it crashed into the sea, they'll find bodies in a few days as they float up... like the Air France crash off the coast of Brazil.  Very sad.   I'd be very surprised if this wasn't a terror incident.

Posted by: Yip at March 08, 2014 06:54 PM (/jHWN)

116 101 I attend the Church of the Painful Truth. My daughter asked me if the plane was going to run out gas if it doesn't land soon. I told her that everyone on board that plane are now dead and underwater. My wife called me a dumbass for being so blunt with a 9 year old. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 10:51 PM (jucos) I did the same. I said those people are probably already dead. There's pretty much nothing you can do on a plane that's plunging to the ground except wait for the eternity of seconds.

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 06:54 PM (doBIb)

117
Sean Penn Dating History

http://tinyurl.com/kslkmwd


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2014 06:54 PM (kdS6q)

118 That critter cozy isn't knitted. It's crocheted. Speaking of knitting I finished and sent off the star chart shawl. Pics on twitter.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 08, 2014 06:54 PM (N/cFh)

119 Ok. I am wired to appreciate the curvy ladies and am not much of a leg man but I can't believe any real man looks at that pic of Eva Mendes and worries much about her feet. Her legs are gorgeous and she has a drop dead beautiful face.



Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 06:54 PM (IVgIK)

120
I'm kind of freaky with feet and would love to meet the lass.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 08, 2014 06:55 PM (nQjHM)

121 I launched an ICBM after breakfast this morning. Whew.

Posted by: Mikey Moore at March 08, 2014 06:55 PM (Dwehj)

122 And I can't see a photo of Sean Penn without remembering the sight of him making an ass of himself "rescuing" people at Hurricane Katrina. Complete with photographers in tow to record his heroism. Sinking in a leaky boat. Smirk.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2014 06:55 PM (k2GaM)

123 Damn, Truck Monkey. I don't know *how* you sugarcoat that, admittedly.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo rules with this ax at March 08, 2014 06:55 PM (9gFMq)

124 96 @Seamus Too clever by half Posted by: NCwoof at March 08, 2014 10:53 PM (aUQgu) *** My dad always said I was half witted.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 06:56 PM (g4TxM)

125 I attend the Church of the Painful Truth. My daughter asked me if the plane was going to run out gas if it doesn't land soon. I told her that everyone on board that plane are now dead and underwater. My wife called me a dumbass for being so blunt with a 9 year old. *** My daughter was just a little younger than yours when she started asking questions. She wanted to know what a cemetery was because we passed one in the car. I told her the truth. Consequently, she put two and two together and asked to take flowers to my grandparents' graves although she never met my grandmother and is too young to remember my grandfather. 20+ years later she still visits and took her boyfriend with her the last time she dropped by. They can handle it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:56 PM (DmNpO)

126 Ok, so which one of you morons is this?

How to get your girlfriend to start lifting:

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=VAWWqu3c4FY&list=UUduKuJToxWPizJ7I2E6n1kA

Posted by: grognard at March 08, 2014 06:56 PM (hjKMO)

127

It's a fine ONT, NDH.

 

Molly k., it would be OK if you or I bitchslapped Madonna.  Sean Penn?  No.  No matter how annoying she was being. 

 

 

 

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 08, 2014 06:56 PM (R3gO3)

128 Not even following the thread, but if the category "Biggest Douche" and the phrase "Sean Penn" appear in the same comment? You know how I'm voting.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)

129 94 Guessing at least one she was......thus you!!!! Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2014 10:50 PM (f8cHe) ----------------------- Never!!! I remember when as a little kid I first found out how babies were made. I thought to myself that my parents must have really, really wanted kids to do that 6 times! (6 kids in the family)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 06:57 PM (dfYL9)

130
If you've never sucked toes, you're not a player in today's world.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 08, 2014 06:57 PM (nQjHM)

131 Ok. I am wired to appreciate the curvy ladies and am not much of a leg man but I can't believe any real man looks at that pic of Eva Mendes and worries much about her feet. Her legs are gorgeous and she has a drop dead beautiful face. *** Yes. The feet remark was really just a joke. She's gorgeous.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:57 PM (DmNpO)

132 Just found out that my sister has hypokalemic periodic paralysis.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2014 06:57 PM (AymDN)

133 Sure! No one remembers me.
I saved his ass, I tell you!!!

Posted by: the little red cup at March 08, 2014 06:57 PM (hn5v5)

134 I remember when as a little kid I first found out how babies were made. I thought to myself that my parents must have really, really wanted kids to do that 6 times! (6 kids in the family) *** I can still see the look of horror on my daughter's face.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 06:57 PM (DmNpO)

135 Why bother with a rocket propelled cat? Just build a few battalions of feral attack-lady cats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 08, 2014 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

136 Posted by: grognard at March 08, 2014 10:56 PM (hjKMO) Bad link.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 08, 2014 06:58 PM (UAMVq)

137 "The enormity of space"? What awful thing has space ever done to you?

Posted by: 3.14159 at March 08, 2014 06:58 PM (kALkJ)

138 Trebuchet + Cats > Rocket Cats

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 06:59 PM (d2P0T)

139 The agony of de feet!

Posted by: rex ryan at March 08, 2014 06:59 PM (hn5v5)

140 "The GOP's favorite go-to book" On behalf of the morons on the Sunday HQ book thread, I invite the dickhead who originally snarked that to go to Hell.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo rules with this ax at March 08, 2014 06:59 PM (9gFMq)

141 I want you to get physically excited.

Posted by: R. Farrow at March 08, 2014 07:00 PM (Aif/5)

142 Yeah, no need to lie to kids about a plane going down. Bad things happen.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2014 07:00 PM (3qZbZ)

143 Sean Penn Dating History *** Depressing that there are so many stupid women

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:00 PM (DmNpO)

144 I hate to hear this, Political Hat. What is her prognosis?

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2014 07:00 PM (ppnyM)

145 In many ways, the story of Ronan Farrow is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 08, 2014 07:01 PM (UAMVq)

146 Nied- I figured some are joking but I have been around too many guys who find the tiniest things to nit pick on women to doubt that there are some who would manage to focus only on her feet.

Come to think of it, most women seem to focus on the tiniest of their physical flaws. I wonder if Miss Mendes sees her feet as ugly.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 07:01 PM (IVgIK)

147 Trebuchet + Cats > Rocket Cats Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 10:59 PM (d2P0T) **** This is going to turn ugly, real fast. "Pull!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 07:01 PM (g4TxM)

148 I'm more freaked out by Eva's mole than I am her feet. Her legs are fantastic though.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry @jfd1965 at March 08, 2014 07:02 PM (HF2US)

149 Greetings, Horde.

Posted by: joncelli at March 08, 2014 07:02 PM (/AYWV)

150 Big feet is the new sharp elbows.

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 07:02 PM (doBIb)

151 This is going to turn ugly, real fast.


"Pull!"

 

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 11:01 PM

 

 

huhuhuhuh uhuhuhuhuh uhuhuhuh....

Posted by: butthead at March 08, 2014 07:02 PM (9gNQd)

152 Cats of War. I've seen a more than a handful of "My Cat from Hell" episodes, and some of those felines - pre- treatment of course- could really damage someone.

They have way more potential than "Israeli spy squirrels."


Posted by: shibumi at March 08, 2014 07:03 PM (25HWz)

153

Women with long beautiful legs often have long feet to match. (Ectomorph build.) I have a friend with great legs that go up to her neck - she wears a size 10 shoe. She's always complaining about how tough it is to find cute shoes in her size. I'd gladly have that problem if I could have those legs.

 

 Considering how tall most models are, I doubt if there's a big demand for size 5 shoes among supermodels.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 08, 2014 07:03 PM (R3gO3)

154 I have big feet. Keeps me from tipping over.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 08, 2014 07:03 PM (N/cFh)

155 I hate to hear this, Political Hat. What is her prognosis? Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2014 11:00 PM (ppnyM) She's had this problem for a while. We figured out years ago that she has very low potassium levels to the point that if she exerts herself too much she'll collapse and not be able to use her voluntary muscles. Her low potassium is related to that disorder, so now she is on prescription strength potassium supplements.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2014 07:03 PM (AymDN)

156 Eve Mendes or

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 07:03 PM (IVgIK)

157 #76

After McAfee put out an analysis of the Healthcare.gov site that ripped it to pieces and declared that it was not only horribly dysfunctional but was also full of gaping security holes, the left decided he must in the enemy camp for the terrible sin of telling the truth.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2014 07:04 PM (bPxS6)

158 Duh! There's a reason it's called a 'catapult', guys!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 08, 2014 07:04 PM (hn5v5)

159 Just found out that my sister has hypokalemic periodic paralysis. Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2014 10:57 PM OK, Hat. We get everything but the "kalemic" reference. Spill, please

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)

160 Don't understand what that is but it doesn't sound good. Sorry to hear it Mr. Hat.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 08, 2014 07:05 PM (RZ8pf)

161 122 And I can't see a photo of Sean Penn without remembering the sight of him   Sinking in a leaky boat. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2014 10:55 PM (k2GaM)
Too bad he didn't go down with the ship.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2014 07:05 PM (7FaLu)

162 Alec Baldwin is just a mindless fellow traveler. He has occasional lucid moments when he can vaguely see errors on the left and I don't think he really hates the US. Sean Penn is a red diaper baby grown into a hardcore commie, an irredeemable, anti-American, Castro-kissing POS. Penn wins the douchebag contest hands down.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 07:05 PM (dfYL9)

163 Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2014 11:04 PM (bPxS6)

McAfee is owned by someone else now. I think it's Intel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2014 07:05 PM (QFxY5)

164 Eve Mendes or Selma Hyak?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 07:05 PM (IVgIK)

165 I have big feet. Keeps me from tipping over.
I thought it was so you could walk on snow more easily?
/canadian content

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 08, 2014 07:06 PM (hn5v5)

166 Is this anything like MS, Political Hat? It sounds like a dreadful disease to have to deal with.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2014 07:06 PM (ppnyM)

167 Long legs lead to big feet. The science is settled.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2014 07:06 PM (3qZbZ)

168 Eve Mendes or Selma Hyak? ------------ Yes.

Posted by: Adam at March 08, 2014 07:06 PM (Aif/5)

169 Don't understand what that is but it doesn't sound good. Sorry to hear it Mr. Hat. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 08, 2014 11:05 PM (RZ8pf) https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000312.htm

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2014 07:06 PM (AymDN)

170 165 I have big feet. Keeps me from tipping over. I thought it was so you could walk on snow more easily? /canadian content Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2014 11:06 PM (hn5v5) --- That too.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 08, 2014 07:07 PM (N/cFh)

171 You know what they say, big feet . . . big boots!

Posted by: Cowboy Curtis at March 08, 2014 07:07 PM (WlWt+)

172 OK, Hat. We get everything but the "kalemic" reference.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 11:05 PM (JMmQ9)

The symbol for potassium is a "K," which is short for Kalium....thus the hypokalemic, which means low potassium.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2014 07:07 PM (QFxY5)

173 Just found out that my sister has hypokalemic periodic paralysis. *** I don't know what that is, but I recognize the word "paralysis" and that's ever good. I am sorry and my prayers are with her, the family, and with the doctors.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:08 PM (DmNpO)

174 After McAfee put out an analysis of the Healthcare.gov site that ripped it to pieces and declared that it was not only horribly dysfunctional but was also full of gaping security holes, the left decided he must in the enemy camp for the terrible sin of telling the truth. Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2014 11:04 PM (bPxS6) McAfee on how to remove McAfee anti-virus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg Talk about living the AosHQ lifestyle!

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2014 07:08 PM (AymDN)

175 Eve Mendes or Selma Hyak? Selma

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 07:08 PM (d2P0T)

176 never

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:08 PM (DmNpO)

177 Eve Mendes or Selma Hyak?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 11:05 PM (IVgIK)


Eva Mendes.




Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2014 07:08 PM (3qZbZ)

178 There's a reason it's called a 'catapult', guys! Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2014 11:04 PM (hn5v5) **** But we should not neglect the larger scaled version, the cattle-pult. http://tinyurl.com/kdvujbw

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 07:09 PM (g4TxM)

179 Big feet? Or short skis?

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2014 07:09 PM (ppnyM)

180 175 Forever this.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:09 PM (ojnk6)

181

And I can't see a photo of Sean Penn without remembering the sight of him Sinking in a leaky boat. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2014 10:55 PM (k2GaM)

 

Yeah, that was great. I remember he was trying to bail the boat out with some dinky little bucket.

 

 Unfortunately, his ego is too bigh for him to realize what an ass he looked like.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 08, 2014 07:09 PM (R3gO3)

182 Eva Mendes or Sophia Vergara?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 07:09 PM (IVgIK)

183 Re: Eva Mendes' huge feet

Perspective. It's a really deceptive camera perspective. You can tell from the supports of the rail she's sitting on. The ones on the left (under her feet) look wider than those toward the right (under her body). Even her head looks kinda tiny compared to her body.

Posted by: Syrias, you guys at March 08, 2014 07:09 PM (gTN24)

184 But we should not neglect the larger scaled version, the cattle-pult.

Run away!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2014 07:10 PM (0AKks)

185 hypo=low kalemic= potassium

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 07:10 PM (ZPrif)

186 Many people don't realize just how important potassium and sodium balance is in the body. Look up the sodium potassium pump. A friend of a friend had a heart attack due to hypokalemia.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 08, 2014 07:10 PM (N/cFh)

187
Bad link.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 08, 2014 10:58 PM (UAMVq)


Works for me, but I did forget to mention removing the extra space I put in to get around Pixy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= VAWWqu3c4FY&list=UUduKuJToxWPizJ7I2E6n1kA

The space is after the =

Posted by: grognard at March 08, 2014 07:10 PM (hjKMO)

188 Sean Penn and Miss Theron...........If I batted for the other team I would so hit that. I don't so I am left to wonder, Is she so short on funds that she has to resort that that. Ugh just ugh Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2014 10:40 PM (f8cHe) Can't really remember any big roles that she has had for a while except for Prometheus, so she may be on a contract with Penn. Her best days are past her, and her star is waning.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2014 07:10 PM (HxSXm)

189 And, once again, I can't buy a *&*$%*&%*((* carriage return.

Posted by: grognard at March 08, 2014 07:10 PM (hjKMO)

190 And here's what "Canadian content" is a reference to:
www.steynonline.com/6148/doing-the-jobs-canadians-wont-do

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 08, 2014 07:10 PM (hn5v5)

191 #163

Yes but that doesn't mean John McAfee cannot render opinions publicly from his South American hideout. I was referring to the man, not the company. He has the technical chops and was writing code before the company became big enough to require his full time attention on management and recreational drug use.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 08, 2014 07:11 PM (bPxS6)

192 Vergara.

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 07:11 PM (doBIb)

193 Yeah, that was great. I remember he was trying to bail the boat out with some dinky little bucket. *** Worse. It was a red Solo cup.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:12 PM (DmNpO)

194 Thanks for the link. Prayers for your sister.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 08, 2014 07:12 PM (RZ8pf)

195 OK, Hat. We get everything but the "kalemic" reference. Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 11:05 PM The symbol for potassium is a "K," which is short for Kalium....thus the hypokalemic, which means low potassium. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2014 11:07 PM Now I know. THX

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

196 Rocket cat burning out his fuse up here alone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2014 07:12 PM (7FaLu)

197 My six feet tall daughter wears a 10-1/2 shoe. We drove into Houston to buy shoes at Larry's, lots of big sizes. She's 16 then. She wondered why so many men were in the women's section? Honey, those are the cross-dressers. Freaked her right out.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 08, 2014 07:12 PM (i/pV+)

198 182 If Sophia could stop screaming all the time, and not in the good way, she wins. Pure sex all the time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:12 PM (ojnk6)

199 Salma >>>>> Eva


Santanico Pandemonium snake sequence.



*drops mic*

Posted by: grognard at March 08, 2014 07:12 PM (hjKMO)

200 NDH bringing the goodness! Me, I just brought a semi drunk jackass.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 07:13 PM (eQJwb)

201 The unions would not be having to deal with the word thug if they did not have a historical record of - intimidation, assault, vandalism, arson, destruction of property, and even murder.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 07:13 PM (lnUO4)

202 I still have no idea what Sofia Vergara says half the time on Modern Family.

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 07:14 PM (doBIb)

203 Eve Mendes or AND Selma Hyak. fixed by the impossibly optimistic

Posted by: the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at March 08, 2014 07:14 PM (52lgb)

204 Jeb Bush you're my hero.

Posted by: Karl R. at March 08, 2014 07:14 PM (Aif/5)

205 So the thing is Sophia Vergara is shaped like all the best dreams of adolescence yet I find Eve Mendes to be more beautiful. Not sexier but prettier.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 07:14 PM (IVgIK)

206 And here's what "Canadian content" is a reference to: www.steynonline.com/6148/doing-the-jobs-canadians-wont-do Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2014 11:10 PM (hn5v5) *** Heh. Before I checked out the link, I threw out the term "moose mating" as a job I didn't think a Canadian would do. Little did I know how close I came to Steyn's riff.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 07:15 PM (g4TxM)

207 I just did a search for Theron and this popped up at the top: Charlize Theron: Adoption Leaked By Judge Mike Maggio, Who ‘Offered To Be The Baby Daddy’ http://t.co/bXbctePelw

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:15 PM (DmNpO)

208 >>>I have big feetcans. Keeps me from tipping over. Fixt for accuracy.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 07:16 PM (eQJwb)

209

Dear Union Goons:

 

Instead of  calling you thugs, we could instead call you finger  biter  offers.  Is that better?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2014 07:16 PM (BAS5M)

210 Of course down in the car thread is a picture of Raquel leaning on a 1966 Ferrari 330 GTC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 07:16 PM (lnUO4)

211 Da feet boss da feet! (Ain't no way I'm gonna spell Harve Villachaiselongue)

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 08, 2014 07:16 PM (dZGNV)

212 208 >>>I have big feetcans. Keeps me from tipping over. Fixt for accuracy. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 11:16 PM (eQJwb) --- Those too. Cause of the tippage.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 08, 2014 07:17 PM (N/cFh)

213 I stand corrected. Gingy has pointed out my error in the knitting piece. that is crochet, not knitting.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:17 PM (DmNpO)

214 Oo, I love Charlize' tights. That's as deep as I care to get on her politics.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 08, 2014 07:17 PM (4Chvm)

215 210 Only rivaled by Sophia and Ann Margaret in their day. Yowza.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:17 PM (ojnk6)

216 Instead of calling you thugs, we could instead call you finger biter offers. Is that better?

I tought it was a fancy party wit da finga foods!

Posted by: Jimmy Thugson at March 08, 2014 07:17 PM (0AKks)

217 And, once again, I can't buy a **$%*%*((* carriage return. Posted by: grognard ---------- Aw, heck, here: CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR CR

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 08, 2014 07:18 PM (aDwsi)

218 Of course down in the car thread is a picture of Raquel leaning on a 1966 Ferrari 330 GTC. *** You figured it out! Several folks were asking about the car and I had no idea.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:18 PM (DmNpO)

219 Are feetcans like foot-pounds?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 08, 2014 07:18 PM (hn5v5)

220 that is crochet, not knitting. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 11:17 PM (DmNpO) **** Crochety Old Jarhead would have straightened us out on that point straight away if he were here.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 07:18 PM (g4TxM)

221 It's like two different reactions entirely. Eve Mendes evokes an awe. While Sophia Vergara evokes a rawer attraction.

Pure sex indeed. And does it really matter if you understand what she says anyway?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 07:18 PM (IVgIK)

222 >>>Santanico Pandemonium snake sequence. Best move ever. Vampires. Boobehs. Explosions. Not hindered by any sort of plot. Also, I love Clooney's tattoo.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 07:19 PM (eQJwb)

223 Wait, I thought Al Sharpton and ESPN declared thug was the new n-word. Al Sharpton and ESPN didn't say nothin' about no unions. Except gay unions. Which are brave and noble and should be celebrated by force of law and if you disagree you are Hitler incarnate.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 07:19 PM (ZPrif)

224 I sort of like Eva Mendes's big feet. I tend to draw my characters with oversized feet, anyway, probably as a reaction to those little banana-feet drawn by artists like Rob Liefeld.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 07:20 PM (/96QU)

225 NDH I did figure it out, took some sleuthing though.  Which was a bit of fun, exercise the old brain.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 07:20 PM (lnUO4)

226 Sophia Loren had a baby with Charro----> Sophia Vergara.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at March 08, 2014 07:20 PM (IVgIK)

227 I remember Charlize in "Monster" playing the serial killer. Somehow, Hollywood made a remorseless murderer the real victim.

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 07:21 PM (doBIb)

228 For those so inclined, Palmetto State has free shipping through Sunday. Alas, they are all out of Mosin food. But 5.56 for $7.69 a box.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 07:21 PM (eQJwb)

229 And I can't see a photo of Sean Penn without remembering the sight of him Sinking in a leaky boat. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2014 10:55 PM (k2GaM) Yeah, that was great. I remember he was trying to bail the boat out with some dinky little bucket Red Solo Cup... Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 08, 2014 11:09 PM FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 07:21 PM (JMmQ9)

230 DOOK beats UNC, 93-81. Hah! Die, Tarheels, die!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 07:22 PM (dfYL9)

231 It's not cool when white rappers say the n-word, so it's not cool when white firefighters say the thug word. And don't you go whitesplaining it to me. Whitesplaining just makes it worse.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 07:23 PM (ZPrif)

232 For those so inclined, Palmetto State has free shipping through Sunday. Alas, they are all out of Mosin food. But 5.56 for $7.69 a box. Which will be delivered sometime next fall. Haha!

Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 07:23 PM (doBIb)

233 Is this a trick question. I'm not for any man hitting a woman but if maybe she was asking for it??? I'd hit her (with my purse) and I don't even know her. Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2014 10:46 PM (f8cHe) I can't stand Madonna. But apparently old Sean really brutalized her. I'm just going by things she said years ago, but I don't think it was a matter of one hit, during one fight. I get the impression he has major problems. Who is Charleze going to date next? Chris Brown?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2014 07:23 PM (k2GaM)

234 Thank you.
Finally! Some recognition.

Posted by: the little red cup at March 08, 2014 07:23 PM (hn5v5)

235
It's okay, everybody relax. I'm here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 08, 2014 07:24 PM (aYjRw)

236 See you later then.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 08, 2014 07:24 PM (hn5v5)

237 Are feetcans like foot-pounds? Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2014 11:18 PM golf-clap

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 07:25 PM (JMmQ9)

238 Don't forget, tonight the government steals an hour of our timeÂ…

Posted by: The Temporal Hat at March 08, 2014 07:25 PM (AymDN)

239 Attn. SPACE BUFFS:

This is a delightful tour of the Space Station by the charming Commander Sunny Williams (hair a nimbus around her head).

If you want to take a break from political madness, and float in zero-G* for a while, sit back and watch this.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ks8oqyh

*I know, I know: microgravity. Sheesh.

Posted by: Beverly at March 08, 2014 07:26 PM (EpVhH)

240

Eve Mendes or Selma Hyak?


Yes.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 08, 2014 07:26 PM (ar7Kb)

241 Wait, I thought Al Sharpton and ESPN declared thug was the new n-word.


Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 08, 2014 11:19 PM (ZPrif)



Thug is a code-word for the N-word. Get it right you racist troglodyte.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 08, 2014 07:26 PM (3qZbZ)

242 Hhhmmm, project much?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/selection-du-weekend-78-20.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 07:27 PM (lnUO4)

243 Best move ever. Vampires. Boobehs. Explosions. Not hindered by any sort of plot.


Harvey Keitel as a preacher. Fred mother-ckufing Williamson.


Cheech.


Undead mariachis.


It really does have it all.

Posted by: grognard at March 08, 2014 07:27 PM (hjKMO)

244 Me and my foot-cans are tiiiiired. Lovely husband tookj me to a The Melting Pot for dinner, wore me out.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 08, 2014 07:28 PM (N/cFh)

245 238 Don't forget, tonight the government steals an hour of our timeÂ… Posted by: The Temporal Hat at March 08, 2014 11:25 PM (AymDN) The Feds are freeing us from "time lock".

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2014 07:28 PM (WlWt+)

246 Lena Dunham is on SNL tonight. Let's hope she doesn't get nekkid.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:29 PM (DmNpO)

247 >>>Don't forget, tonight the government steals an hour of our timeÂ…

Posted by: The Temporal Hat at March 08, 2014 11:25 PM (AymDN)<<<



You mean, another hour. You work for us 'til about April anyway.

Posted by: The IRS at March 08, 2014 07:30 PM (JlGFY)

248 Tonight I raise my cup to Kenoh, the best dog ever. 13-year-old Australian shepherd, overwhelmed by cancer and put to sleep this past week. As my wife and I drove away from the vet's, we topped a hill and there in a little break in the clouds right in front of us was a segment of rainbow. That was cool.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 07:31 PM (g4TxM)

249 I wonder if a satellite got a pic of the missing plane going to its doom. Also, isn't there enough shipping in that stretch of ocean that a crashing 777 would have been noticed?

Posted by: eman at March 08, 2014 07:31 PM (AO9UG)

250 246 According to her, the Lady parts are her best feature. What else has this scrunt got?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:32 PM (ojnk6)

251 DOOK beats UNC, 93-81.
Hah! Die, Tarheels, die! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 11:22 PM
====
Now that's just crazy talk.  Cameron crazy, and that's pretty crazy.  dadadada ..dadadadadadDAAA ... dadadadadadadadadaDAA  GO TAR HEELS!

And that's coming from a Michigan fan

Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2014 07:32 PM (JBggj)

252 250 246 According to her, the Lady parts are her best feature. What else has this scrunt got? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 11:32 PM (ojnk6) We all just threw up a little in our mouths from that. Thank you...

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2014 07:32 PM (WlWt+)

253 Dr. Muldoon. I'm so sorry for your lost friend.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 07:34 PM (4Mv1T)

254 252 Always happy to accommodate.....serious question though. This chick has naked and nothing else on the ole resume.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:35 PM (ojnk6)

255 #248: I'm sad for your loss, Seamus. It always hurts to lose a pet like that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 07:35 PM (/96QU)

256 20 secs in and she's talking about her nudity on Girls

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:36 PM (DmNpO)

257 The Melting Pot for dinner... Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 08, 2014 11:28 PM The Melting Pot. It's where you go before you decide on where you're going out for dinner.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)

258 Lena Denham hosting SNL opening monologue is about her being naked on her show all the time I thought this was comedy, not tragedy

Posted by: thunderb at March 08, 2014 07:36 PM (zOTsN)

259 Thanks, TR. He was a working dog, and his work was finally done. Used to keep a very close eye on the grandkids.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 07:36 PM (g4TxM)

260
Sean Penn is on Mr. Dave's "People I Will Punch In The Face" list.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 08, 2014 10:39 PM (i/pV+)

Sean Penn beat up Madonna while he was married to her. That unhinged dude has a lot of bad karma owed him.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2014 10:42 PM (WlWt+)








There was a story going around that on the set of At Close Range, Penn unsuccessfully tried to get the set armorer to provide him with a loaded pistol to carry at all times so that he could stay in character. Method acting, y'know. Luckily, the armorer wasn't stupid.

I always wondered if Christopher Walken's infamously fanatical obsession with on-set firearms safety came from his experience working with Spicoli.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 08, 2014 07:36 PM (aYjRw)

261 Tonight I raise my cup to Kenoh, the best dog ever. 13-year-old Australian shepherd, overwhelmed by cancer and put to sleep this past week. As my wife and I drove away from the vet's, we topped a hill and there in a little break in the clouds right in front of us was a segment of rainbow. That was cool. *** It's heartbreaking to lose such a close friend and family member. The little doggehs and kittehs are special.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:37 PM (DmNpO)

262 So that's Sean Penn with African-American girlfriend.  Big deal.

Posted by: Speller at March 08, 2014 07:38 PM (J74Py)

263 Just imagine it is Lena getting chomped on...

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/selection-du-weekend-78-10.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 07:39 PM (lnUO4)

264 To Kenoh good boy

Posted by: thunderb at March 08, 2014 07:39 PM (zOTsN)

265 Night, Gingy. >>>Which will be delivered sometime next fall. Haha! ??? I usually get stuff from then at about Amazon Prime speed.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 07:39 PM (eQJwb)

266 Oh Seamus, I am so sorry for your loss.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 08, 2014 07:41 PM (RZ8pf)

267

20 secs in and she's talking about her nudity on Girls

 

 

It's all she's got.

 

 

Bless her  heart.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2014 07:41 PM (BAS5M)

268 My best friend years ago had an Australian Shepherd, like Dr Muldoon's.

That was the sweetest dog, with the most intimidating bark, I ever knew.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)

269 267 She's a wide load with a small rack trying to make out like she's got it goin on. Good luck with that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:44 PM (ojnk6)

270 On Friday, a federal jury took less than two hours to convict the daughter of President Barack Obama’s controversial former pastor, Jeremiah Wright, of fraud. Jeri Wright was found guilty of a fraud scheme that siphoned thousands of taxpayer dollars intended for a not-for-profit work and education program known as We Are Our Brother’s Keeper. Prosecutor Timothy Bass said Jeri Wright lied “over and over” and went on a “spending spree” that included traveling to Las Vegas, buying vehicles, and remodeling her basement with cash from the money laundering scheme. She was found guilty on all counts. “If you take and misuse government money, and then lie about it, you will be held accountable in a court of law,” said U.S. Attorney for the Central District of Illinois, Jim Lewis.

Posted by: thunderb at March 08, 2014 07:44 PM (zOTsN)

271 Seamus, so sorry for your loss...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 07:45 PM (JMmQ9)

272 270 She did it wrong. Do it slowly, over a period of years, and you will become a Governor in IL.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:47 PM (ojnk6)

273 That plane is still missing ...

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2014 07:48 PM (4JkHl)

274 One of my favorite twitterers is in the UK and tweets photos of life on her sheep ranch. Adorable Australian Shepherds on her farm. Her photos are magnificent. She should sell calendars. https://twitter.com/AmandaOwen8

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:48 PM (DmNpO)

275 Cold Cash Jefferson, it seemed his whole family had their hands in the till also.  Obviously stealing is a family tradition amongst some of the population.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 07:48 PM (lnUO4)

276 Watching Police Academy. I forgot how hysterically funny it is.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 08, 2014 07:49 PM (RZ8pf)

277 That picture of Theron and Penn just looks wrong. They don't look like they belong together.

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 08, 2014 07:49 PM (dC60f)

278 275 Is that Dollar Bill?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:50 PM (ojnk6)

279 >>>Tonight I raise my cup to Kenoh, the best dog ever. Slainte, Kenoh. May your doggeh heaven be nothing but walks in the sunshine, fetch, and belly rubs. You served well, and have earned your rest. I have Beagle snuggled up next me. I will remember to not under appreciate him.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 07:50 PM (eQJwb)

280 Rep. William 'Cold Cash' Jefferson [D-LA] was convicted on bribery charges.  The FBI found bundles of money in his freezer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 07:51 PM (lnUO4)

281 Watching the post Groundhog Day interview w Ramis. I has a sad.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo rules with this ax at March 08, 2014 07:52 PM (9gFMq)

282 ??? I usually get stuff from then at about Amazon Prime speed. I bought 500 rounds of 22LR from them a few weeks ago and got them within a week.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 07:52 PM (N/cFh)

283 280 That's an old story, not worth talking about. Rayciiissttt...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:53 PM (ojnk6)

284

Seamus, it's always tough to lose a good dog..I'm so sorry. 

 

The worst thing about dogs is they don't live long enough.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 08, 2014 07:53 PM (R3gO3)

285 >>>I bought 500 rounds of 22LR from them a few weeks ago and got them within a week. Sharing is caring, buddy. I've got a walther that hasn't been fed in many moons.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 07:53 PM (eQJwb)

286 We're just clicking along here. My local gun forum fell comatose about an hour ago. That's what happens to blogs in one time zone. We are worldwide, baby.

Some. Body. Say. Something...

Outlandish.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 07:54 PM (4Mv1T)

287

For  you Bond fans:  Target has Vol 2 of Sean Connery Bond films for sale at $9.99.  In   store only, not  available online.

 

Same deal for Vol 1.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2014 07:54 PM (BAS5M)

288 256 20 secs in and she's talking about her nudity on Girls Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 11:36 PM (DmNpO) BAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFF!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 08, 2014 07:55 PM (UAMVq)

289 248 ....and there in a little break in the clouds right in front of us was a segment of rainbow. That was cool. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 11:31 PM (g4TxM) --------------------------- Funny how life can sometimes be poetic, even at such a sad time. Or rather, especially at sad times.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 07:55 PM (dfYL9)

290 Prosecutor Timothy Bass said Jeri Wright lied “over and over” and went on a “spending spree” that included traveling to Las Vegas, buying vehicles, and remodeling her basement with cash from the money laundering scheme.
Who does she thinks she is? A Canadian Indian chief???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 08, 2014 07:55 PM (hn5v5)

291 That picture of Theron and Penn just looks wrong. They don't look like they belong together.

Any picture of Penn that doesn't show him being beaten by a mob of Venezuelan's who just want toilet paper - just looks wrong.

Posted by: Jean at March 08, 2014 07:56 PM (4JkHl)

292 #287: Thanks for the tip, Count! I'll have to check out my local Tarzhay tomorrow.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 07:56 PM (/96QU)

293 Any picture of Penn that doesn't show him being beaten by a mob of Venezuelan's who just want toilet paper - just looks wrong. *** LOL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 07:57 PM (DmNpO)

294 no shit, people, there's been a helicopter hoovering overhead for four or five minutes now... when can I start shootin'? I need the Hoarde 's advice here...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 07:58 PM (JMmQ9)

295 290 Nope, she thought she was a Chitown Pol. Problem is, you hhave to get e elected first. Once shenhad done that, it all would have been hers. Silly scrunt....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 07:58 PM (ojnk6)

296 270--- Jeri Wright was found guilty of a fraud scheme that siphoned thousands of taxpayer dollars intended for a not-for-profit work and education program known as We Are Our BrotherÂ’s Keeper. Posted by: thunderb at March 08, 2014 11:44 PM (zOTsN) ----------------------- Heh. That "brother's keeper" meme seems to be a great favorite of Chicago sleazeballs --- including POTUS.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 07:58 PM (dfYL9)

297 Sorry to hear about your pup Seamus. I've found out all dogs are working dogs because they are always on guard for us or knowing when we just need a friendly face looking at us telling you "I love you".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2014 07:59 PM (HxSXm)

298 Who are those people in the pic at the top of the post? I have no clue... g'evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson -----:: So it's not just me! I was like pic: who they? kitteh! That who's that guy? again golfclapping grumpy kitteh! back up & read about con artist asshoes universe snake! perv face! turtle!... wtf? rocket pen .. wait, what? rocket bird and cat? what th...? legs! b.. b.. but.. elongated lass? then I was like... at the end of the roller coaster and it was over too soon... again. Evening, rebels.

Posted by: mindful webworker the fool at March 08, 2014 08:00 PM (uHgI5)

299 Feet.... those toes! They're like two inches long... each! OMG Shaddup! In addition to being an evolutionary advantage when it came to grasping a higher branch than the other "sexy toed" chicks carrying infants to escape sabre toothed tigers on *the only tree* this works well in modern society. I mean how else is it practical to shave the "knuckles" on those itty bitty toes, I ask you?

Posted by: Deety at March 08, 2014 08:01 PM (D8ONs)

300 RUKM?! She got naked on SNL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 08:01 PM (DmNpO)

301

Heh.

That "brother's keeper" meme seems to be a great favorite of Chicago sleazeballs --- including POTUS.

 

 

 

except for, you know, being, get this, your actual half-brother's keeper.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2014 08:01 PM (BAS5M)

302 Evening all. Spare some eye/brain bleach? Please!!!!

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:01 PM (MtC8f)

303 I don't know. Baldwin likes to verbally abuse his own daughter, and make threats. Posted by: EC at March 08, 2014 10:50
____________________________________________________________
If I'm not mistaken, didn't Penn fire rounds at the press helicopters during his nuptials to Madonna?

Posted by: chewydog at March 08, 2014 08:02 PM (BUY7X)

304 ...when can I start shootin'? I need the Hoarde 's advice here... Posted by: AltonJackson
-------------------------

Firstly. You know this is the Horde, even though many of us Hoard.

Oh, and fire at will.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 08:02 PM (4Mv1T)

305 300 is on TNT. That and Jameson & ginger are my company tonight. And the Horde. Cougar and our houseguest have been asleep for hours.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 08:02 PM (eQJwb)

306 300 How is that even possible on a network?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:02 PM (ojnk6)

307 Guess you were watching it as well NDH.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:02 PM (MtC8f)

308 AltonJackson, PGIS, Tobacco Road, Thunderb, NDH, Prothonotary Warbler, DC in Towson et al. Thanks for the kind thoughts. Back when My*Space was a thing, Kenoh had his own page, with a pic. I don't know if the whole page is there, but here's what he looked like. https://myspace.com/126653643

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 08:03 PM (g4TxM)

309 306 300 How is that even possible on a network? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 09, 2014 12:02 AM (ojnk6) Strategic hand placement.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:03 PM (MtC8f)

310 How is that even possible on a network? *** totally naked but hid the girly bits.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 08:04 PM (DmNpO)

311 #296: As another Moron pointed out (sorry, I forget who it was), the "my brother's keeper" line came from Cain, the first murderer. God said, "Yo, Cain! Where's Abel? I need to talk to him." And Cain said, "What, am I my brother's keeper or something? I, uh, totally don't know where he is. Really!"

It's funny to see so many leftists invoking Cain's words as though he embodies some sort of righteous obligation like that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 08:04 PM (/96QU)

312 Does she have three somehow?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:04 PM (ojnk6)

313 >>>when can I start shootin'? I need the Hoarde 's advice here... Considering that I'm not the one bear the consequences of this advice: SHOOTERS ON THE FIRING LINE...MAKE READY...

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 08:04 PM (eQJwb)

314
Strategic hand placement.

Posted by: RWC at March 09, 2014 12:03 AM (MtC8f)







Must have big hands to adequately cover that stinking cooter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 08, 2014 08:04 PM (aYjRw)

315 It's funny to see so many leftists invoking Cain's words as though he embodies some sort of righteous obligation like that.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
-----------------------------

A most excellent point.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 08:05 PM (4Mv1T)

316 Driving around town tonight, I heard Larry Kudlow wax positive about JFK and note that JFK was anti-communist back when Russia was the Soviet Untion and all that.  Then Kudlow said, "I don't understand why the Democrats have abandoned John Kennedy and what he stood for."  I've listened to, and read, Kudlow occasionally over the years.  He strikes me as a cheerful, nice guy, who's frankly utterly naive to the point where I'm tempted to call him dumb.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2014 08:05 PM (2dbqu)

317 301 except for, you know, being, get this, your actual half-brother's keeper. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2014 12:01 AM (BAS5M) ----------------------- Helping REAL people is so boring. And not profitable.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 08:06 PM (dfYL9)

318 312 Does she have three somehow? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 09, 2014 12:04 AM (ojnk6) Arm across the nips and she is sitting down hunched over. Remember when you mashed silly putty on a newspaper to transfer...that's what it looked like.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:06 PM (MtC8f)

319 300 RUKM?! She got naked on SNL Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 09, 2014 12:01 AM (DmNpO) Good Lord. I'm so glad I don't watch SNL. What an attention whore.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 08, 2014 08:07 PM (UAMVq)

320 Hola, amigoz en loz tuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2014 08:08 PM (T1005)

321 If y'all would quite invoking images of Lena Dumbass, naked, we might get past 320 comments on a Saturday night ONT.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 08:09 PM (4Mv1T)

322 318 I'm delighted now that I would not watch SNL even with a gun to my head....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:09 PM (ojnk6)

323 Firstly. You know this is the Horde, even though many of us Hoard. Oh, and fire at will. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 09, 2014 12:02 AM Thanks. I seek advice, yet follow my own council. The choppers had moved off before I could break out the hardware. I need more practice...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 08:10 PM (JMmQ9)

324 AndyCanuck, I retweeted story about Reverend a Wright's daughter a few hours ago.

Posted by: Carol at March 08, 2014 08:10 PM (z4WKX)

325 #316: When Kudlow's show came on a couple of hours ago, I turned my radio off. He's very much a rentseeking-business-crony-establishment-type, and I'm frankly a little sick of that being what my party stands for.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 08:10 PM (/96QU)

326 Seamus what a lively clever boy he must have been. I know you must have given him a wonderful, happy life. And because you loved him, you spared him anymore pain. I really believe you will see him again. So, to Kenoh, till you meet again

Posted by: thunderb at March 08, 2014 08:10 PM (zOTsN)

327 All right boys and girls, I'm out. Enjoy your naked Lena Dunham and your fully clothed Sean Penn. Or whatever.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2014 08:10 PM (g4TxM)

328 300 RUKM?! She got naked on SNL Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 09, 2014 12:01 AM (DmNpO) What you really mean is that if our satellites start falling to Earth within a few hours, it isn't because we're under attack, it's because their electronics weren't shielded enough to handle Dunham's misshapen flesh.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2014 08:11 PM (WlWt+)

329 He strikes me as a cheerful, nice guy, who's frankly utterly naive to the point where I'm tempted to call him dumb.

Posted by: SFGoth

I remember he was on Hannity's radio show sometime late 2007 insisting, insisting there was no housing bubble.

He's not even a capable analyst in his own supposed field.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 08, 2014 08:12 PM (Y/M/K)

330 Good night, Seamus!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 08:12 PM (/96QU)

331 311 It's funny to see so many leftists invoking Cain's words as though he embodies some sort of righteous obligation like that. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 09, 2014 12:04 AM (/96QU) ------------------ Indeed. IIRC, the first time Obama used the phrase he claimed to be quoting Jesus from the Sermon on the Mount! A sure sign that neither he nor his speechwriters have actually read the Bible.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 08, 2014 08:12 PM (dfYL9)

332 Thanks. I seek advice, yet follow my own council.
  Posted by: AltonJackson
-----------------------------------------

I use that strategy.

"Honey, I need to buy some *insert specific guns, ammo, prepper supplies here*"

This statement usually occurs 36-72 hours after the actual transaction has already transpired.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 08:13 PM (4Mv1T)

333

Seamos,

 

To friend Kenoh, now passed, I raise my glass in praise and respect.

 

 

I mourn with you, here.  My heart weighs heavy, my eyes mist wet.  Yet, I do not worry, I do not fear.

 

 

They await us, my friend.  Sure as the sun rises, they await.  They're part of our reward, given to us early, while here.  We enjoy them now, in order to know a taste of the Glory that lies ahead. 

 

 

Unconditional love, quietly shown to us in the form of four footed love, loyalty and unbridled joy.

 

 

Quiet toast, and a quiet tear, shed.

 

 

Let us be worthy.  Let us be the giant that our cats and dogs think us to be.

 

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

 

 

Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2014 08:13 PM (vvk2F)

334 someone needs to explain to me how she is so clever and revolutionary because she has discovered being naked will get you attention not novel or clever

Posted by: thunderb at March 08, 2014 08:13 PM (zOTsN)

335 329 I've dismissed every single Analyst that comments on CNBC, based on nothing more than the evidence that they have been proven wrong for roughly a decade.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:14 PM (ojnk6)

336 Also. Most toes are gross. I don't like seeing them. I was hoping that the flip-flop thing was a fad for college campuses around the turn of the century but I was wrong and it's only gotten worse. Time was... You'd barely ever see but a hint of a female co-worker's toes in a professional setting and even then, pedicured. Now? Dudes' grody old toes in flip-flops? Yearch! I don't care if it's Friday! This ain't the beach and you're supposed to be my boss, dude! God gave us footbags(socks) for two reasons. Modesty and Consideration For Others who don't want to wonder what kind of grody fungal infection makes your toenails grow so weird and if it's catching.

Posted by: Deety at March 08, 2014 08:15 PM (D8ONs)

337 when can I start shootin'? I need the Hoarde 's advice here... Considering that I'm not the one bear the consequences of this advice: SHOOTERS ON THE FIRING LINE...MAKE READY... Posted by: DC in Towson at March 09, 2014 12:04 AM Indeed, Sir. Ready, indeed.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2014 08:16 PM (JMmQ9)

338 >>>Let us be worthy. Let us be the giant that our cats and dogs think us to be. Roger that, Jim. That was perfect, thank you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 08:17 PM (eQJwb)

339 Anyone have any idea what happened to the Blog earlier to break it? Sucked, it did....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:19 PM (ojnk6)

340 >>>I've listened to, and read, Kudlow occasionally over the years. He strikes me as a cheerful, nice guy, who's frankly utterly naive to the point where I'm tempted to call him dumb.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 09, 2014 12:05 AM (2dbqu)<<<



I'm not dumb. Hey look...green shoots! Green shoots!!!

Posted by: Larry Kudlow at March 08, 2014 08:19 PM (JlGFY)

341 We have a new Chaplain to the pets, here.  Beautiful send-off, Jim.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)

342 Was a tap away last night from buying a bull-pup conversion for the 870. Looks cool and I like how sort it gets, but hate the idea of a trigger connected to another trigger.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:20 PM (MtC8f)

343 >>>Anyone have any idea what happened to the Blog earlier to break it? Sucked, it did.... Hamsters got unionized. Comments shut down 15 minutes out of every hour. Plus the 90 minute lunch. Like everything else in life, you get what you pay for...

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 08:20 PM (eQJwb)

344 Anyone have any idea what happened to the Blog earlier to break it? Sucked, it did.... Posted by: ManWithNoParty
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Hamsters took a smoke break.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 08:20 PM (4Mv1T)

345 Anyone have any idea what happened to the Blog earlier to break it? Sucked, it did.... *** The mu.nu sites have all been under heavy spam attack for days now.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 08:21 PM (DmNpO)

346 Damn Seamus, missed that. Sorry. But take heart that you'll meet again.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:22 PM (MtC8f)

347 Inexpensive low-rider tires. http://t.co/6iWOFU2tfx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 08:22 PM (DmNpO)

348 Sort-short

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:23 PM (MtC8f)

349 I've listened to, and read, Kudlow occasionally over the years. He strikes me as a cheerful, nice guy, who's frankly utterly naive to the point where I'm tempted to call him dumb. I'll second that. Like you said, seems like a nice enough guy but it's been years since I've purposefully clicked on a link from him at NRO.

Posted by: Deety at March 08, 2014 08:23 PM (D8ONs)

350 I'm out friends. Off to the Daylight Savings Time for me.

My wife is so happy it will be daylight when she gets home from work.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 08, 2014 08:23 PM (4Mv1T)

351 343, 344 Sheesh, I work with Union crews all the time. Can't they even decide on a schedule? I know, answered my own question...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:23 PM (ojnk6)

352 I cut my toenails last week, Deety. They look, you know, like human toes now. Just sayin'.

I think the last time I cut them was the day Romney named Paul Ryan as his running mate. They were like an inch long and 1/8 of an inch thick.

But, yeah, they look nice now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 08:24 PM (/96QU)

353 Kudlow is a big open-borders guy. He had Jennifer Rubin on again today.
He is a Ficon's Ficon. It doesn't matter if the country is going down the drain if
the market is going up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 08, 2014 08:25 PM (7FaLu)

354 'Night TR

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:25 PM (MtC8f)

355 Walker/Paul 2016

Gowdy or Cruz AG





Posted by: gracepmc at March 08, 2014 08:26 PM (rznx3)

356 318 312 Does she have three somehow? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 09, 2014 12:04 AM (ojnk6) Arm across the nips and she is sitting down hunched over. Remember when you mashed silly putty on a newspaper to transfer...that's what it looked like. Posted by: RWC at March 09, 2014 12:06 AM (MtC8f) fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2014 08:26 PM (HxSXm)

357 I've got a walther that hasn't been fed in many moons. Which one? I think Gingy would like to shoot a .22 handgun. She does fine with her 9 but I bet she'd really like shooting a .22.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 08:26 PM (N/cFh)

358 Ex liked to give pedicures. What hell.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:27 PM (MtC8f)

359 Seamus, I'm sorry about your dog.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 08:28 PM (N/cFh)

360 356 318 312 Does she have three somehow? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 09, 2014 12:04 AM (ojnk6) Arm across the nips and she is sitting down hunched over. Remember when you mashed silly putty on a newspaper to transfer...that's what it looked like. Posted by: RWC at March 09, 2014 12:06 AM (MtC8f) fap fap fap fap fap fap fap Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 09, 2014 12:26 AM (HxSXm) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! It posted before I was able to put the tube sock on it. It was going to be a Brian Williams' sock, but alas, I had a premature epostulation before I could throw the sock on over it, and now, I have this all over me.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2014 08:28 PM (HxSXm)

361 356 Loren, Margaret, Vargara, Welch, you would get a pass. Dunham, close but not quite barrel worthy. Sheesh, why is this so hard?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:29 PM (ojnk6)

362 #355: I'm thinking Walker/Cruz would be the best ticket in practice once elected.

And Jay Sekulow for AG!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 08:29 PM (/96QU)

363 Besides being utterly unfunny the problem with SNL is this.. I just hit the skip rewind on the DVR that backs up 30 seconds per press. Hit it 6 times and it was the same unfunny skit.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:30 PM (MtC8f)

364 It was going to be a Brian Williams' sock, but alas, I had a premature epostulation before I could throw the sock on over it, and now, I have this all over me. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 09, 2014 12:28 AM (HxSXm) Don't be ashamed. Morons have some odd tastes.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:31 PM (MtC8f)

365 Oh oh. Now there's a report that there are FOUR passengers being looked into: http://preview.tinyurl.com/kal4fpt

Posted by: Baldy at March 08, 2014 08:33 PM (2bql3)

366 The four from my previous post include the two with stolen passports.

Posted by: Baldy at March 08, 2014 08:33 PM (2bql3)

367 352 Wow , lotsa stuff I never needed to know and that willl take gallons of brain bleach to delete. Thanks for that....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:34 PM (ojnk6)

368 SNL is SOOOOOOOO fucking lame.  The politics and the un-funny smarmy people.  Unwatchable. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 08:36 PM (jucos)

369 SNL.pimping Planned Abortion now.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:36 PM (MtC8f)

370 Walker/Paul 2016 Gowdy or Cruz AG Posted by: gracepmc at March 09, 2014 12:26 AM (rznx3) Cruz for Chief Justice of SCOTUS

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at March 08, 2014 08:36 PM (AymDN)

371 But, yeah, they look nice now. Gahhh!! That was just mean Protho! Blerch! Ever occur to you free-wheeling hippie types who want to get into the Guinness Book of World Records due to a commitment to ostentatiously freaky, lazy-ass, basic fucking hygiene that the rest of us don't want into the gig? Just fucking go on the teeter-totter like Bobby and Cindy in your own back yard fer cry-eye-eye! Also, the mere idea 1/8 of an inch thick toenails creeps me out more than a face sized spider EVAR could! Gahhh!!

Posted by: Deety at March 08, 2014 08:37 PM (D8ONs)

372  SNL.pimping Planned Abortion now.

Posted by: RWC at March 09, 2014 12:36 AM (MtC8f)

________________

Pathetic.  I missed what was supposed to be funny in that "skit".  The crowd were roaring like retards on crack though.  There must be "laugh" signs to cue the audience.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 08:39 PM (jucos)

373 Remember when the weekend threads used to go all night

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 08, 2014 08:40 PM (DmNpO)

374 Remember when the weekend threads used to go all night Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 09, 2014 12:40 AM (DmNpO) I blame time dilation and relativity and stuff

Posted by: The Relativistic Hat at March 08, 2014 08:41 PM (AymDN)

375 >>>Which one? I think Gingy would like to shoot a .22 handgun. She does fine with her 9 but I bet she'd really like shooting a .22. P22. It's a pretty slick piece. Ten rounds inside a quarter at ten yards. Every damn time. You guys can borrow her anytime you like. The rental fee is having a drink or seven with me and Cougar.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 08:41 PM (eQJwb)

376 373 This one will, just due to availability......my guess only...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:41 PM (ojnk6)

377 I'm sorry, MWNP and Deety. That was a little mean of me. If it helps any, I was exaggerating a bit for the sake of humor.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 08:41 PM (/96QU)

378 And a flaky Flux Capacitor....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 08:41 PM (lnUO4)

379 Sorry Deety. That shit is sexy. http://tinyurl.com/m5ou272 Kidding. Don't click.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:42 PM (MtC8f)

380 Wow, just when SNL couldn't get any lower: @Conservathink 5m WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. #SNL used a sketch to whitewash @PPact as just a low-cost women's clinic. @lenadunham ruins literally everything.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2014 08:42 PM (WlWt+)

381 And Lena Dunham?  Who the fuck is Lena Dunham?  I've seen better talent at Elementary School talent shows.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 08:43 PM (jucos)

382 Probably should save this for the book thread...  but hopefully this is a hoax.

The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/selection-du-weekend-78-50.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2014 08:43 PM (lnUO4)

383 377 Absolutely no, worries, but thanks. If I were that thin skinned, I couldn't comment here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:44 PM (ojnk6)

384 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 09, 2014 12:39 AM (jucos) That one sucked. This skit sucks. I just watch 'cause I love seeing failure.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:44 PM (MtC8f)

385 It's ok to goof on white people now too.  That's funny?  I am waiting for the skit where they tear into the blacks..... don't think I'll see it though.  Also, Who is Kat Williams?  Someone of note?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 08:47 PM (jucos)

386 Planned Parenthood- a place woman can go to for low cost medical advice and care. Just rewound it it. See, PP is totaly up and up. (Digs at white conservatives was a plus) Lena fucked up her lines just like TFG.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:48 PM (MtC8f)

387 385 It's ok to goof on white people now too. That's funny? I am waiting for the skit where they tear into the blacks..... don't think I'll see it though. Also, Who is Kat Williams? Someone of note? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 09, 2014 12:47 AM (jucos) Kat Williams is supposed to be some pimp comedian. Totally unfunny and about 5 foot so he'll get easily stomped.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:49 PM (MtC8f)

388 385 This is the last political class that can be goofed on. The rest have been put off limits by the a PC cops on the Left.m

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:50 PM (ojnk6)

389

It is like watching the ME clean up a crime scene.  So awful that you cannot turn away.  Remember when SNL was a much watch, relevant show?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 08:51 PM (jucos)

390 P22. It's a pretty slick piece. Ten rounds inside a quarter at ten yards. Every damn time. You guys can borrow her anytime you like. The rental fee is having a drink or seven with me and Cougar. Thanks, we'll take you up on that. As to the other, we have invited y'all over you know, but something keeps coming up.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 08:51 PM (N/cFh)

391

Good Evening all, playing catch up on the thread...

Nothing wrong with those feet, just look at the body they are attached to.

 

Sorry to hear about the loss of Doc Muldoon's faithful friend.

 

Lena Dunham - does anybody really think that is actually hittable?

 

and for NDH's all night comment

http://tinyurl.com/nkmnrx9


 

Posted by: PMRich at March 08, 2014 08:51 PM (KDUNf)

392 Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That's not funny.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 08:51 PM (/96QU)

393 It is like watching the ME clean up a crime scene. So awful that you cannot turn away. Remember when SNL was a much watch, relevant show? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 09, 2014 12:51 AM (jucos) That was when they pulled no punches. Too many protected class to make fun of.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:52 PM (MtC8f)

394 William Hurt is the lead singer in this shitty group huh?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 08:52 PM (jucos)

395 392 The Leftists answer to all criticism.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 08:53 PM (ojnk6)

396 >>>Thanks, we'll take you up on that. As to the other, we have invited y'all over you know, but something keeps coming up. The walther is yours whenever you want it. As to the other...real life can be a bitch, but we'll get it done,

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 08, 2014 08:54 PM (eQJwb)

397 If it's possible to be OT on the ONT.

Just saw this on a message from an Oracle customer service rep (fourth one today for a Solaris problem):

Proudly Serviced by Oracle

While I can't claim any pride in it, working this long on the problem has left me feeling "serviced" by Oracle.

I now return you to the regular discussion of boobehs.  'Cause they're just so nice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2014 08:55 PM (0AKks)

398 370
Cruz for Chief Justice of SCOTUS

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at March 09, 2014 12:36 AM (AymDN) 

*****

Would that it could.

Posted by: gracepmc at March 08, 2014 08:55 PM (rznx3)

399 I now return you to the regular discussion of boobehs. 'Cause they're just so nice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2014 12:55 AM (0AKks)

__________________

Lena Dunham and boobehs should NEVER be mentioned in the same sentence

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 08:56 PM (jucos)

400 How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but you gotta pay extra.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 08:57 PM (N/cFh)

401 That Penn and Theron pic. That is what true love looks like.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 08:58 PM (MtC8f)

402 #397: I'm having a little trouble wrapping my brain around how Barbara Gordon got on her knees from the wheelchair.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 08:59 PM (/96QU)

403

Q - How many Black Cripple Midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A - That's not funny

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 08, 2014 09:01 PM (jucos)

404 Frickin' Lena Dunham is Oswald Cobblepot's twin sister.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:01 PM (MtC8f)

405 I'm having a little trouble wrapping my brain around how Barbara Gordon got on her knees from the wheelchair.

Probably some leftover skills from her Batgirl days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2014 09:02 PM (0AKks)

406 #404: Wahh, wahh!

Posted by: Lena Dunham Cobblepot at March 08, 2014 09:02 PM (/96QU)

407 A pair of 38s and some real guns! http://alturl.com/u7abb NSFW I saw this the other day and thought "poor trigger discipline". Granted that wasn't all I thought, but it was one of the things I thought. Then I stopped thinking for a while, low blood flow to the brain I suspect.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 09:03 PM (N/cFh)

408 Tonight's movie was MI3. 

Felt the WMD attack in the ME sounded a little odd, and looked up the movie's release date.   2006.   Figures. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 08, 2014 09:03 PM (M9BzG)

409 Posted by: Lena Dunham Cobblepot at March 09, 2014 01:02 AM (/96QU) Sorry. Booty and nose matches.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:04 PM (MtC8f)

410 Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2014 01:03 AM (N/cFh) Link broke or am I copying it wrong?

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:06 PM (MtC8f)

411 404 Frickin' Lena Dunham is Oswald Cobblepot's twin sister. Posted by: RWC at March 09, 2014 01:01 AM (MtC8f) Hell, that's not so bad, we ran his brother for President. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO-859PalUY

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 09:06 PM (N/cFh)

412 Link broke or am I copying it wrong? Works for me. Don't copy the NSFW, that's a warning, not part of the link.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 09:08 PM (N/cFh)

413 Those didn't look like 38's

Posted by: PMRich at March 08, 2014 09:08 PM (KDUNf)

414 Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2014 01:06 AM (N/cFh) Saw the title and I will not watch that SOB. I admit, voted for party and Palin. He's worthless. Can't wait to see Jeb this year.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:09 PM (MtC8f)

415 Tired of talking about this scrunt. Notify me when she actually accomplishes anything other than getting nekkid. Wide load wirh a flat rack. Big Meh......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 09:11 PM (ojnk6)

416 You should watch it. It's mocking him.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2014 09:12 PM (N/cFh)

417 Anybody watching Vikings? Lagertha or Aslaug? Lagertha by far for me.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:13 PM (MtC8f)

418 Remember when the weekend threads used to go all night Yeah, but that was when we had ampersands and the ability to link in the comments, before we grew up to be responsible for setting clocks ahead at EXACTLY 2AM. It was, I think, truly a happier, freer, more innocent time if you will but don't fool yourself, it didn't come without cost. There was "The Scolding" by LauraW after the infamous Memorial Day thread. There was the Long-Bow vs. Cross-Bow controversy kicked up in a thread where Ace was trying to gently but firmly tell some racist douchebags that their shit ain't cute and also NOT Funneh but others had to fuckin' argue *a first amendment point* and be contrarians.(Seriously, what Ace was about was dead f*n serious to the character and fate of his blog but it was super-rude AND hilarious watching him lose it when some "normal" commenters got bored w/ the back and forth between Ace and people who wanted their offensive, racist twaddle somehow VALIDATED by Ace as being funny "because it's so true!" I know the true name of Balzer because he contacted me in e-mail about offending me a week after whatever happened, happened. (Popped up in my first i-phone 6 months ago, apparently Yahoo and Apple know more about me than I can ever forget. "Who the fuck is "M****Bl***?! Is he a business contact? A potential reference?"

Posted by: Deety at March 08, 2014 09:15 PM (D8ONs)

419 #414: I will not vote for Jeb Bush or Chris Christie.

I might be convinced to vote for Marco Rubio in the general, but I will not give time or money to his campaign.

We can't seriously consider running another Bush, and Christie was dead to me the moment he said, "I don't give a damn what Mitt Romney does".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 09:16 PM (/96QU)

420 419 Rubio has shown his true Immigration colors. F him. Dead to me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 09:19 PM (ojnk6)

421 416 You should watch it. It's mocking him. Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2014 01:12 AM (N/cFh) Just did. Nice. I thought it would be an interview with him.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:20 PM (MtC8f)

422 Christie fucked Romney so Christie could run in 2016.

Posted by: eman at March 08, 2014 09:23 PM (AO9UG)

423 422 Thet didn't work out well for him, did it?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 09:25 PM (ojnk6)

424 Seriously, who do ya'll think we'll end up with? I don't believe it's someone we'd want so who are they going to shove down our throats?

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:26 PM (MtC8f)

425 424 I want Walker, but fully expect Jeb to be shoved down our throats.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 09:28 PM (ojnk6)

426 And really, if they do runa squish I will sleep in. It can't get worse than having the cocksucker in chief or a squishy RINO.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:30 PM (MtC8f)

427 I want Walker, but fully expect Jeb to be shoved down our throats. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 09, 2014 01:28 AM (ojnk6 I could vote for Walker. If not, i'll have a good rest.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:31 PM (MtC8f)

428 I want Walker, but fully expect Jeb to be shoved down our throats. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 09, 2014 01:28 AM (ojnk6) Too bad for you. I'm very very more cheaper!

Posted by: Thai Tranny Hooker at March 08, 2014 09:32 PM (AymDN)

429 426 If Jeb is the Won, I'll suddenly have a free hour in 11/16. Fork time.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 09:34 PM (ojnk6)

430 Daylight savings time is today! I'm happy, it is a sign that this long, very cold, winter, might soon go away! I had more oil deliveries through March 6 than all of last winter. I finally have signed contract for $1,500 off for insulation per unit, there are two. Contractor can't do it until May. It better save me $$$ next winter,.

Posted by: Carol at March 08, 2014 09:36 PM (z4WKX)

431 Posted by: Carol at March 09, 2014 01:36 AM (z4WKX) Put away the snow blower and going to put up the tv on the deck. This winter better be done with.

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:38 PM (MtC8f)

432 We can't seriously consider running another Bush, and Christie was dead to me the moment he said, "I don't give a damn what Mitt Romney does". Christie was dead to me when he said, "I agree with almost all of Governor Cuomo's policies." Not to mention refusing to share his donor list with Mitt during the general.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 08, 2014 09:41 PM (Rf1Tz)

433 Last

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:48 PM (MtC8f)

434 433 Sorry....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 08, 2014 09:49 PM (ojnk6)

435 I'll take big feet (even cold).

Posted by: Cryptocon at March 08, 2014 09:51 PM (cgWjy)

436 It's dead Jim.

Posted by: McCoy at March 08, 2014 09:51 PM (s4Rjj)

437 VALHALLA!!

Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2014 09:56 PM (MtC8f)

438 154 I have big feet. Keeps me from tipping over.

tell me about it .......

Posted by: Guam at March 08, 2014 09:57 PM (AWwDY)

439 Sean Penn must have a John Holmes size dick because he was never a particularly good looking man, if you ever heard him in even a friendly interview he's incoherent, he's got a violent temper, and even lefty Hollywood women would get tired of his angry ranting I had to laugh at his typical commie hypocrisy when his car (a Buick Grand National, not a Prius) got stolen in Northern Calfornia with not one but two guns in the car.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2014 09:58 PM (aTXUx)

440 Right here is where they save the daylight from. Check time machine...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 08, 2014 10:02 PM (xq1UY)

441 #432: Yeah, that was also pretty bad. But I still held out some hope for Christie until, "Oh, my God, Barack is so awesome and he helped me meet Bruce Springsteen, who's also awesome and... huh? What's that? Mitt who?"

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 10:02 PM (/96QU)

442 ""Sean Penn must have a John Holmes size dick"







Sean Penn IS a John Holmes sized dick

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2014 10:04 PM (FMbng)

443 #442: Yeah, Penn is just about 14 inches tall.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 10:06 PM (/96QU)

444 I hate Daylight Wasting Time with a passion. It's like getting jetlagged without the compensation of going somewhere interesting.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2014 10:07 PM (T1005)

445 To wash out the image anyone had burned into their memory of Lena Dunham naked, I hearby rescue you with Boobehs http://tinyurl.com/km39csu

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2014 10:08 PM (aTXUx)

446 Good evening all

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 08, 2014 10:12 PM (kPX/m)

447 >>>444 I hate Daylight Wasting Time with a passion. It's like getting jetlagged without the compensation of going somewhere interesting. --------- Frankly, an hour of Jet lag from LA to Denver ain't that exciting either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 08, 2014 10:12 PM (zMouK)

448 Night all. Here is "Master of Puppets" by Metallica: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at March 08, 2014 10:14 PM (AymDN)

449 #445: Wow, that's a healthy-looking girl!

Here's a rather sexy picture of Alison Brie to aid in the palate-cleansing. Sort of NSFW, and some other pics in that slideshow are very NSFW...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/m52qcn2

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 10:15 PM (/96QU)

450 So today I had an interesting experience of watching someone I had never heard of or seen before give a talk about intelligent design.


He turned out to be a liberal NYC dickhead with a stack of assumptions a couple of light years long with seemingly no ability to fathom the depth and breadth of his own biases.


He did make a couple of interesting points that I will continue to ponder, but for the most part he left me shaking my head about how completely fucked up academia is in the present state.

Posted by: jc at March 08, 2014 10:16 PM (PlzOe)

451 447 >>>444 I hate Daylight Wasting Time with a passion. It's like getting jetlagged without the compensation of going somewhere interesting.

---------

Frankly, an hour of Jet lag from LA to Denver ain't that exciting either. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2014 02:12 AM (zMouK) Hide posts from (zMouK)



It gets more difficult as I get older.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2014 10:18 PM (T1005)

452 Fuck.  refreshing means I gotta look at spicoli.

Posted by: jc at March 08, 2014 10:19 PM (PlzOe)

453 Harri Go Fuck Yourself!

Posted by: Zakn at March 08, 2014 10:21 PM (zyaZ1)

454 Lacrosse lose .......daughter lose ..........drive back to Denver lose......dst lose But you know what......it's all winning!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 08, 2014 10:24 PM (kPX/m)

455 Good night, Hat!

I'm off to bed, myself. Here's a rare TV appearance from one of the more underrated bands of the 60s...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmA_9bSHYI

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 08, 2014 10:24 PM (/96QU)

456 I would take it as a kindness, or rather not as an offense, if people who really had the urge to molest their clocks could keep it at home where it belongs and not impose it on others. As I always say, changing the clocks to get more daylight is like cutting off your head and standing on it so you can see farther. Also, just freaking rude. And the way advocates try to get people to conflate a particular schedule with the recurring changes (which themselves change to different days every several years) is grotesquely offensive.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2014 10:25 PM (qyfb5)

457 Russia Today is to Putin as MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and PBS are to Obama

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2014 10:26 PM (aTXUx)

458 Mero -- I'm packing the car tomorrow and the current plan is to ready the house for the cleaning ladies and drive up that way on Monday.....where do I drive to?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2014 10:27 PM (T1005)

459 Mero -- I'm packing the car tomorrow and the current plan is to ready the house for the cleaning ladies and drive up that way on Monday.....where do I drive to? Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 02:27 AM (T1005) You mentioned going visiting, let me know in e-mail roughly what area and I'll pick a convenient spot. No reason to cross over the whole city if you're going to be doing your bidness on the closer side.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2014 10:32 PM (qyfb5)

460

I hate Daylight Savings Time!

 

Fuck you, LBJ....and fuck you Benjamin Franklin.

And fuck all the assholes in congress for voting for it.

 

It has come to be a symbol of government repression to me.

Fucking government having the fucking audacity to fuck with our clocks, for fucks sake!

 

And it doesn't Save a fucking thing!

 

 

.

Sorry. I just had to get that off my chest.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 10:39 PM (8quPO)

461 I call it Daylight Stupid Stinking Losing Time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2014 10:41 PM (qyfb5)

462 Though it's actually the changes that bug me. Change noon to midnight, I don't care, just stop changing the effing thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2014 10:42 PM (qyfb5)

463 China, now India ... but the Best and Brightest tell us that Putin is isolated, the world communtity loves TFG, and we've always been at war with Eastasia India Backs Russia's "Legitimate Interests" In Ukraine http://tinyurl.com/nondlz2

Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2014 10:43 PM (aTXUx)

464

DST is proof that everyone has at least one stupid idea. Thnx Ben Franklin.

 

Due to some areas NOT going to DST until recently, there is now evidence in power usage records that DST actually causes waste of electricity.

 

http://tinyurl.com/bjghnkt


 

Posted by: PMRich at March 08, 2014 10:45 PM (KDUNf)

465

And fuck the Republicans in congress in 2005 who fucked with it some more...extending it a couple of months!

Fuck those assholes too.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 10:45 PM (8quPO)

466 456 I would take it as a kindness, or rather not as an offense, if people who really had the urge to molest their clocks could keep it at home where it belongs and not impose it on others.


But then how else are our "betters" going to efficiently manage society if they don't get to micromanage everyone according to retarded priorities?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 08, 2014 10:48 PM (M9BzG)

467 465 And fuck the Republicans in congress in 2005 who fucked with it some more...extending it a couple of months!
Fuck those assholes too. Posted by: wheatie at March 09, 2014 02:45 AM (8quPO) Hide posts from (8quPO)



So far as I am concerned, they can extend it to 12 months or dwindle it to zero and I could care less.....but they need to stop fiddling with it.



Fun fact -- overnight trains attempt to haul ass when they're losing an hour but still get screwed in the next day's "on-time delivery" stats.....but when they gain an hour they totally stop on the tracks and wait.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2014 10:49 PM (T1005)

468 but the Best and Brightest tell us that Putin is isolated, the world communtity loves TFG, and we've always been at war with Eastasia......


=====
and they are actually happy that JEFE has taken us down some pegs.

Posted by: jc at March 08, 2014 10:51 PM (PlzOe)

469 "I now return you to the regular discussion of boobehs. 'Cause they're just so nice."

Oh if you insist

http://tinyurl.com/kmott9n

Posted by: bill-o at March 08, 2014 10:52 PM (AWwDY)

470

464...Due to some areas NOT going to DST until recently, there is now evidence in power usage records that DST actually causes waste of electricity.

 

------------

 

Exactly...it doesn't save a damn thing.

 

We live in a 24-hour world these days.

We're not an agrarian society any more which only works when the sun is up.

 

It's insane.

And the sheeple out there just...accept it...because the almighty fucking government tells us to.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 10:53 PM (8quPO)

471 But then how else are our "betters" going to efficiently manage society if they don't get to micromanage everyone according to retarded priorities? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 09, 2014 02:48 AM (M9BzG) Every so often you run into someone who actually thinks that way. Usually they smile and expect you to nod and agree with them, and are a little taken aback when you don't quietly slip into their shackles. Effing fascists.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2014 10:53 PM (qyfb5)

472 "417 Anybody watching Vikings?

Lagertha or Aslaug?


Lagertha by far for me.

Posted by: RWC at March 09, 2014 01:13 AM (MtC8f)"



Is this the "Ginger or Mary Ann?" question for a new generation?


For most normal people the answers are Mary Ann and Lagertha.  The others are just nothing but trouble. 

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 08, 2014 10:53 PM (PD6iL)

473 I never change the clock in the car, if that helps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2014 10:54 PM (FMbng)

474

467...Fun fact -- overnight trains attempt to haul ass when they're losing an hour but still get screwed in the next day's "on-time delivery" stats.....but when they gain an hour they totally stop on the tracks and wait.
 

--------

 

Oh that makes sense, doesn't it.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 10:56 PM (8quPO)

475 "469 "I now return you to the regular discussion of boobehs. 'Cause they're just so nice."

Oh if you insist

http://tinyurl.com/kmott9n

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 02:52 AM (AWwDY)"



Boobehs are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at March 08, 2014 10:58 PM (PD6iL)

476 Haven't changed my clocks since 1999.  I just don't worry about DST any more.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2014 11:02 PM (0AKks)

477 Boobehs are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. If this was true they'd be on trees.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2014 11:03 PM (YAwJk)

478 I think there are some boobehs out there that you really would rather not see.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 11:06 PM (8quPO)

479 Lagertha by far for me.  Posted by: RWC at March 09, 2014 01:13 AM (MtC8f)" Is this the "Ginger or Mary Ann?" question for a new generation? For most normal people the answers are Mary Ann and Lagertha. The others are just nothing but trouble.  Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 09, 2014 02:53 AM (PD6iL) _______________ Bailey.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 08, 2014 11:08 PM (OmBt5)

480 It's Yuri Gagarin's 80th birthday.

Photos:
http://itar-tass.com/kultura/1029229

More photos:
http://glavcom.ua/photo/2142-1.html

Posted by: Anachronda at March 08, 2014 11:11 PM (U82Km)

481

Made the mistake of watching 'The Purge' tonight.

It sucked.

 

I think it was intended to be some sort of 'anti-gun' movie, or some such shit.

 

But it is set in the future a few years...like 2017...but they refer to "The New Founding Fathers" and a "New America".

Where they have one day a year when murder and mayhem is legal.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 11:12 PM (8quPO)

482 But it is set in the future a few years...like 2017...but they refer to "The New Founding Fathers" and a "New America".
Where they have one day a year when murder and mayhem is legal.

Chicago is out?  CHICAGO IS OUT?!?!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2014 11:14 PM (0AKks)

483 ...I think heÂ’s still skeeved out by the sight of these two cuddling at a pre-Oscars party: My computer was doing something as this post's link was clicked so the image at the top appeared slowly line by line. As soon as the Penn's slinky little eyes were in view, I knew it was him.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 08, 2014 11:15 PM (AQTz3)

484

482...Chicago is out? CHICAGO IS OUT?!?!

 

--------

 

Was that in the movie?

I must've missed it...I fast forwarded through parts of it.

 

But at the end of it, they were saying on the 'News' that the death toll during the Purge that year was worst in Dallas.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 11:19 PM (8quPO)

485

Each time I refresh...Sean Penn looks more and more like a proboscis monkey.

 

You know, those monkeys with the big long noses?

That's how it's spelled, right? ...Proboscis?

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 11:21 PM (8quPO)

486 But it is set in the future a few years...like 2017...but they refer to "The New Founding Fathers" and a "New America". Where they have one day a year when murder and mayhem is legal. Posted by: wheatie at March 09, 2014 03:12 AM (8quPO) It's an absolute fetish. The left fantasize constantly about Fascist America. Remember that Mandatory Short Story from Jr High, "The Lottery?" The left dream the same dream every day and pat themselves on the back every day for coming up with it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 08, 2014 11:23 PM (qyfb5)

487 Was that in the movie?
I must've missed it...I fast forwarded through parts of it.

Nope, just a riff on one day per year for murder and Chicago's rather more prodigious slaughter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2014 11:26 PM (0AKks)

488 It's ok to goof on white people now too. That's funny? I am waiting for the skit where they tear into the blacks..... don't think I'll see it though. "They" tear into "the blacks" all the time, conservative blacks especially. I would recommend a piece by "our own" Baldilocks. I can't find it right now to link to even indirectly over non-twitter but she posted it today and I read it and I think it's worth reading and consideration. She has a theory about why AA's vote so consistently Dem that is kind of ugly. Also, COULD explain why BLACK "CONSERVATIVES" get such especial vitriol from their own community. Apparently, according to baldilocks, as I read her, the AA community is engaged in a "Patronage" system that harkens back to the grand old days of slavery. All whites are evil masters but you especially need to pay Apparently the reason why AA

Posted by: Deety at March 08, 2014 11:28 PM (D8ONs)

489  479
Bailey.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 09, 2014 03:08 AM (OmBt5)


If you mean what I think you mean, I agree. She didn't have what's her name's chest (which is important to an adolescent male) but was prettier and "cooler".

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at March 08, 2014 11:28 PM (YxaXw)

490 485 Each time I refresh...Sean Penn looks more and more like a proboscis monkey.

You know, those monkeys with the big long noses?
That's how it's spelled, right? ...Proboscis?

Posted by: wheatie at March 09, 2014 03:21 AM (8quPO)


I think he looks kinda like an offspring of Vincent Price and an elephant seal (which actually could've been the premise of a Vincent Price movie).

Posted by: Where're my ping pong balls at March 08, 2014 11:30 PM (YxaXw)

491

486...It's an absolute fetish. The left fantasize constantly about Fascist America. Remember that Mandatory Short Story from Jr High, "The Lottery?"

 

I don't remember having to read that, Mero.

But then, I made it out of public school before Carter created the Education Department.

 

I remember having to read stuff like Homer and James Joyce.



 

The left dream the same dream every day and pat themselves on the back every day for coming up with it.

 

Yeah...'The Purge' was full of that sort of leftist dogma.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 11:31 PM (8quPO)

492 Does the time machine handles DST?

Posted by: fluffy at March 08, 2014 11:35 PM (Ua6T/)

493 480 It's Yuri Gagarin's 80th birthday.

Photos:
http://itar-tass.com/kultura/1029229

More photos:
http://glavcom.ua/photo/2142-1.html
Posted by: Anachronda at March 09, 2014 03:11 AM (U82Km) Hide posts from (U82Km)



Good lord, he could have still been alive today -- first man in space.



.....and, just by wild coincidence, I wore my СПУТНИК T-shirt today.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2014 11:36 PM (T1005)

494

Well since I just had an hour confiscated by the government...

I think I'll try to go get some sleep.

 

Can't take any more of Sean Penn's smug ugly mug.

 

Night all.

Posted by: wheatie at March 08, 2014 11:40 PM (8quPO)

495 Dzien dobry muchachos y machachas, it's a really sunny morning in Warsaw. I'm hoping it gets warm enough to cause the sunshine-starved ladies to get out and try to tan. I really worry about ther potential for vitamin deficiency.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 09, 2014 12:12 AM (kONH/)

496 So, right after my last comment I sloshed a little beer onto the keyboard -- just enough to where I flipped it upside down to shake it out......



.....and all this crap fell out. Hair and dust and peanut skins and salt and crumbs and sawdust and just stuff. It's bad enough I use keyboards until the letters wear off, but this was just nasty. I need to vacuum this pup.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 12:17 AM (T1005)

497 495 Dzien dobry muchachos y machachas, it's a really sunny morning in Warsaw. I'm hoping it gets warm enough to cause the sunshine-starved ladies to get out and try to tan. I really worry about ther potential for vitamin deficiency. Posted by: fastfreefall at March 09, 2014 04:12 AM (kONH/) Hide posts from (kONH/)



Are you actually in Warsaw? How did you end up there? I'm seriously thinking that our next European trek will take us there....how do you like it?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 12:21 AM (T1005)

498

Mornin horde.  Couldn't sleep and made eggs benedict.  Almost time for another nap.  Nice job NDH!

 

 

Been trying to catch the one who shall not be named at CPAC, but keep missing it.  Anybody catch it?

 

 

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 12:30 AM (W1pcv)

499 This will kill 11 minutes and 28 seconds:

http://youtu.be/udyNr0pY6ak

Headphone music.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2014 12:36 AM (0AKks)

500 An underrated band in mho, Blanco.  Thanks.

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 12:48 AM (W1pcv)

501 499 This will kill 11 minutes and 28 seconds:

http://youtu.be/udyNr0pY6ak

yup, kilt! kilt real good too

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 12:52 AM (AWwDY)

502 It says 1:59 AM 3/9/14 now....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 12:59 AM (T1005)

503 And now it says 3:00 AM 3/9/14.....



Bastards.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 01:00 AM (T1005)

504 I'm confused, mine says 4:00 and it should say 6:00.  Isn't that the time on the east coast?

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 01:04 AM (W1pcv)

505 And now it says 3:00 AM 3/9/14.....

Welcome to my timezone.  Hope you get to stay a while.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2014 01:04 AM (0AKks)

506 why all the hate on DST? From my perspective, on the night shift, I'm finally getting the extra hour I worked in NOV off, though, I wish they would just stick with it all year round. I'd rather have my daylight later in the day

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 01:05 AM (AWwDY)

507 Apparently Pixy isn't on DST yet

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 01:09 AM (AWwDY)

508 Morning all.

Glad to see that the Blog is fixed.

Little VIA has Paintball Team practice in Chesapeake City at 0800.
It's 0610-feels like 0510, a tank of gas and we're wearing sunglasses.


See ya all on the smart phone once we get there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2014 01:13 AM (si68n)

509 506 why all the hate on DST? From my perspective, on the night shift, I'm finally getting the extra hour I worked in NOV off, though, I wish they would just stick with it all year round. I'd rather have my daylight later in the day
Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 05:05 AM (AWwDY) Hide posts from (AWwDY)


The hate is because of how stupid and dishonest it is. How about a business states: "summer hours -- 8-5; winter hours -- 9-6"? Instead, we have to undergo a massive clusterfuck where clocks are reset, trains park, regions move from one time zone to another (Arizona), and people go to bed at one time and awake in another. What if you work 7-11 on the graveyard shift -- what stupid gyrations does your payroll program have to go through to credit you for the proper number of hours? And are you getting paid time-and-a-half for the extra hour you work in the spring?



It is fucking retarded for schedules to stay constant, while time changes rather than the opposite.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 01:15 AM (T1005)

510 And are you getting paid time-and-a-half for the extra hour you work in the spring?

Actually I work one less hour tonight...& no I'm on salary

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 01:18 AM (AWwDY)

511 "The hate is because of how stupid and dishonest it is."

Stupid we can debate but dishonest, really?

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 01:19 AM (AWwDY)

512 Don't change work schedules or time.  We aren't getting anymore daylight.  It's ridiculous. 

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 01:20 AM (W1pcv)

513 What if you work 7-11 on the graveyard shift -- what stupid gyrations does your payroll program have to go through to credit you for the proper number of hours? And are you getting paid time-and-a-half for the extra hour you work in the spring?

When I did shift work at a .gov facility we would get time and a half for the extra hour in the fall and credited for a full shift in the spring.  But since it was .gov, YMMV.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2014 01:20 AM (0AKks)

514 511 "The hate is because of how stupid and dishonest it is."

Stupid we can debate but dishonest, really?
Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 05:19 AM (AWwDY) Hide posts from (AWwDY)



It is absolutely dishonest. Time is one of the primary dimensions of reality and is key to just about everything in physics....whereas "business hours" and "school days" and "delivery times" and "service periods" are social constructs set by mutual understanding. And, yet, Daylight Wasting Time insists that we shift the very nature of reality itself to accommodate a biennial adjustment of preferences. I would have no argument whatsoever about "summer hours" or "winter hours".....but to claim they are the same but that Time itself is changed is just a lie.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 01:32 AM (T1005)

515 Where is willow, we need a nood?

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 01:35 AM (W1pcv)

516 What if you had a task that needed to be performed between 2AM and 3AM today......how did that work out for you?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 01:38 AM (T1005)

517 Poof!

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 01:40 AM (W1pcv)

518 Awfully quiet in here.

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 01:50 AM (W1pcv)

519 518 Awfully quiet in here. Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 05:50 AM (W1pcv) Hide posts from (W1pcv)



I'm obviously chopped liver......




Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 01:52 AM (T1005)

520 I'm obviously chopped liver......

With a side of ichor.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2014 01:54 AM (0AKks)

521 And shambling horror, can't forget the shambling horror.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2014 01:56 AM (lnUO4)

522 Naw, cthulhu, I'm just bored.  About the missing hour, it will get done, that is not really  a  lost hour, a job needing doing has to be done.

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 01:56 AM (W1pcv)

523 521 I'm obviously chopped liver......

With a side of ichor.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2014 05:54 AM (0AKks) Hide posts from (0AKks)



Going to be an interesting day -- BH wants a hike; have to prep for cleaning; load transport for comps; adjust for time change.....



I'm out.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 09, 2014 01:57 AM (T1005)

524 Pump up the volume?  Your mileage may vary.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/selection-du-weekend-78-13.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2014 01:58 AM (lnUO4)

525 Refreshing to see that pig at top of the page, eeewwwww.

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 02:02 AM (W1pcv)

526 I don't care what time it is. I'm not going anywhere, or doing anything until daylight.

Posted by: Marvelous Marvintini at March 09, 2014 02:08 AM (bNM5V)

527 Damn, that's what got me started.  Stoopid commercial for a Dunkin Donuts eggs benedict sammie.

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 02:11 AM (W1pcv)

528 I would have no argument whatsoever about "summer hours" or "winter hours".....but to claim they are the same but that Time itself is changed is just a lie.

Straw man, no such claims are made by anyone. DST is just marketing for summer hours. You should rail against the time zone as well as it is an artificial standardization of local times. I personally have bigger issues to deal w/than getting bent about DST

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 02:12 AM (AWwDY)

529 Good overnight morning, all. 527 MarvMarv, not until daylight, heh.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 09, 2014 02:15 AM (MhA4j)

530 516 What if you had a task that needed to be performed between 2AM and 3AM today......how did that work out for you?

Actually our largest customer has a release time of 2am, so everything was picked up 1hr late. But since we are non-union we did not charge them 1 hr of wait time

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 02:17 AM (AWwDY)

531 Old news from Val-day proves worse news today... Feb 14 Carlsbad WIPP nuclear waste storage facility "leak" released plutonium detected airborn. Officials: Tourists Should Not Worry. [They won't stay long enough, unlike the residents.] The storage facility itself is located 2,150 feet below the surface. The storage area is divided into eight side shafts, or panels, each with six "rooms" the size of football fields. The facility currently holds some 91,000 cubic meters of waste in seven rooms. The leak appears to have originated in Panel 7. The panels are excavated from a vast salt deposit some 3,000 feet thick. As each panel is filled, it's sealed. The salt's natural tendency to deform eventually encases the waste drums in a solid salt sarcophagus. [Best laid plans go awry.] http://tinyurl.com/lmaxprj http://tinyurl.com/mfpjqwh

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 09, 2014 02:18 AM (MhA4j)

532 G'nite all, nappy time for trouble.

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 02:34 AM (W1pcv)

533 Morning folks, Anyone know if yahoo mail is having problems? Have been unable to log in to either account since yesterday.

Posted by: teej at March 09, 2014 02:47 AM (xDlyw)

534 Boobehs are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at March 09, 2014 02:58 AM (PD6iL)


here's to happiness Ben!

http://tinyurl.com/lszywcc

Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2014 02:52 AM (AWwDY)

535 I logged into yahoo just fine.  Nothing but junk mail.

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 02:59 AM (W1pcv)

536 Crap. Thanks infidel.

Posted by: teej at March 09, 2014 03:04 AM (ma+gB)

537 What time is it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cb7lWl98eI

Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2014 03:05 AM (j7iSn)

538 teej, reset the modem?

Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2014 03:06 AM (W1pcv)

539 So, just up for church. But hey, am I the only one who thought the girl on the porch rail cleaned up pretty good after losing the blue skin and pointy ears from Avatar?

Posted by: Erowmero at March 09, 2014 03:22 AM (1gcFZ)

540 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT CHARLIZE!! WEEEEP!

Posted by: radioactive at March 09, 2014 08:06 AM (HHFKO)

541 Geez, the David Hampton story sounds an awful like the Barack Obama story, minus the Aids.

Posted by: dtih at March 09, 2014 09:06 AM (z3ZI/)

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