March 13, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (3-12-2014) – BOLD Edition
— Maetenloch

Big Ole Link Dump that is.

The Fundamental Value of the Ukraine Crisis

Here CDR Salamander lists some of the hard truths learned/relearned thus far from the Ukraine crisis.

You don't know the future: Do not think that just because you want history to leave you alone, that it will. Just because you want to be most concerned about the Pacific and Indian Ocean AOR - that doesn't mean history will let you. We need to be very careful following people who are so convinced about their ability to see the future. They can't. I can't. You can't. All you can do is maintain intellectual and operational flexibility against other nations' abilities, not their intention. Hedge, hedge, hedge.

Weakness invites aggression: Russia saw an opening to take what they have wanted since the fall of the Soviet Union; the Crimea. Ethnically and from a historical perspective, they have a leg to stand on. All they needed was for the time to be ripe. Kiev in chaos, NATO weak and thin, and the USA led by the C-team. Thinking like a Russian, I can't say I blame them. There were a few territorial loose ends from the breakup of the Soviet Union that they want to clean up. That leads to the next point ....

ukraine_russian_speaking_west_vs_east

Hmmm: Mummified Michigan Woman Dead Since 2008 Managed to Vote in 2010 Election

Mummified remains were discovered in the Pontiac home belonging to 49-year-old Pia Farrenkopf last week, when a contractor was dispatched to the property when it went into foreclosure.

The remains found in the backseat of a jeep parked in the home's garage have not been positively identified yet, but authorities believe the body belongs to Farrenkopf.

Adding more mystery to the gruesome discovery is the fact that Farrenkopf registered to vote in 2006 and even cast a vote in the 2010 elections, though authorities believe she died at some point in 2008.

The GOP really needs to step up its mostly-dead, dead-dead, and un-dead voter outreach programs.

Dead.People.Voting

What's Really Behind the Ban Bossy Movement

Think about what's coming up in the next year or two and you'll see why the movement is starting up now.

Also The Hidden Motive Driving Modern Politics by our own Zombie.

States You Don't Want to Live In For $500 Alex

Because they have looming public pension fiscal disasters. California is actually far  worse than it's ranked due to imaginative 'zero coupon' accounting. And Texas isn't as quite as sound as I would have expected.

statepensionsrankuing

How to Drink Champagne by Bill Murray

I learned how to drink champagne a while ago. But the way I like to drink champagne is I like to make what we call a Montana Cooler, where you buy a case of champagne and you take all the bottles out, and you take all the cardboard out, and you put a garbage bag inside of it, then you put all the bottles back in and then you cover it with ice, and then you wrap it up and you close it. And that will keep it all cold for a weekend and you can drink every single bottle. And the way I like to drink it in a big pint glass with ice. I fill it with ice and I pour the champagne in it, because champagne can never be too cold. And the problem people have with champagne is they drink it and they crash with it, because the sugar content is so high and you get really dehydrated. But if you can get the ice in it, you can drink it supremely cold and at the same time you're getting the melting ice, so it's like a hydration level, and you can stay at this great level for a whole weekend. You don't want to crash. You want to keep that buzz, that bling, that smile.

billmurray

All Your Ivory Are Contraband Now

Since the 1989 Convention on the International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora (CITES) the import of new ivory into the US has been banned. But any existing pre-1989 ivory was legal to own and sell. Until now.

The Obama Administration has issued new administrative rules that essentially make all ivory now contraband which you cannot sell or give to others. Because unless you can absolutely prove that it's from before 1989, it's now assumed to be illegal.

A new administrative rule promulgated by the Obama Administration (1) bans all sales of ivory items that are not documented as having been imported pre-1989; (2) establishes a presumption that all ivory, anywhere, in the USA, is contraband, a presumption that can only be rebutted with comprehensive documentation; and puts the burden on the possessor of the ivory to prove his innocence, whilst relieving prosecutors of the burden of proving anyone's guilt.

Furthermore all imports are now banned CITES or not, all exports except for antiques (> 100yrs) are banned. All interstate transfers except antiques are banned and all intrastate transfers are banned unless they have a CITES certificate i.e. no more family heirlooms.

And not a single elephant will be saved by this.

Also Don't Poach Elephants. I'm in agreement with Moe that elephants are proto-sentient enough that we should not kill them lightly.

Amoskeag-6393-171-Shostle-engraved-Luger-etc

Also Obama Vows To Veto Law Requiring Him To Enforce The Law

Developing Nuclear Fusion in a Basement with a Reclusive Gunsmith

David Mamet on Exposition

"The trick is-never write exposition. That's absolutely the trick. Never write it. The audience needs to understand what the story is, and if the hero understands what he or she is after then the audience will follow it. The ancient joke about exposition used to be in radio writing when they'd say, 'Come and sit down in that blue chair.' So, that to me is the paradigm of why it's an error to write exposition. Then exposition came out of television, 'I'm good, Jim, I'm good. There's no wonder why they call me the best orthopedic surgeon in town.' Right? And now the exposition has migrated or metastasized into the fucking stage direction. 'He comes into the room and you can just see he's the kind of guy who fought in the Vietnam War.' So the error of writing exposition exists absent even the most miniscule understanding of the dramatic process. You gotta take out the exposition. The audience doesn't care. How do we know they don't care? Anybody ever come into the living room and see a television drama that was halfway through? Did you have any difficulty understanding what was going on? No. The trick is to leave the exposition out and to always leave out the 'obligatory scene.' The obligatory scene is always the audition scene, so when you see the movie, not only is it the worst scene in the movie-it's also the worst acted scene in the movie. Because the star has to do their worst, most expository acting to get the job. Leave out the exposition; we want to know what's happening next. All our little friends. will say to you at one point, 'You know, we want to know more about her.' And that's when you say, 'Well, that's what you paid me for-so that you would want to know more about her.'"

[It was an odd coincidence that ace posted the interview with Mamet the same day I had this lined up. Think of the ONT as the DEW Line of the blog.]

George Zimmerman's Arsenal Revealed

  • One Keltec 12-gauge shotgun
  • One Walther .380 handgun with seven rounds of live ammunition in the magazine
  • One Taurus 9 mm handgun with live rounds in the magazine
  • One GLOCK 19 handgun with 16 live rounds
  • One AR-15 semi-automatic rifle
  • Dozens of rounds of ammunition
  • Several gun holsters and bags

Eh - seems like just the beginnings of a diversified gun portfolio to me.

Wait There's a Bring Back Crystal Pepsi Movement??

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Ewok Sex Den Discovered

"My friend and neighbor told me he found something strange in the abandoned house next door. I went and what we found was a mess of abandoned housewares, socks, boxes... and two very strange homemade ewok costumes."

Thanks to Dan Collins.

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Louisiana Man Finds 2.89 Carat White Diamond at Arkansas State Park

When I was a kid we went to the Murfreesboro Crater of Diamonds park in AR one time and I had a ball digging for diamonds. Anything you find you can keep and they have a tally showing all the diamonds discovered that week.

arkdiamondnew12


My Life as a Retail Worker: Nasty, Brutish, and Poor

Some excellent schadenreading.

Mississippi man who awoke in body bag dies two weeks later

Blood Test of 4 Biomarkers Predicts Death Within 5 Years

College group cancels diversity 'happy hour' after excluding white staffers 

Yahoo group. That is all.

The group thingy. And the middle class.

And my Twitter spew.

Tonight's post brought to you by Angela:

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1 Hi

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2014 06:44 PM (HVff2)

2 me?

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

3 first

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2014 06:44 PM (gorVZ)

4 Hey morons!

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 06:44 PM (doBIb)

5 1ish woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2014 06:44 PM (HVff2)

6 dammit all to hell, Mis!

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

7 In before... ...NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 06:44 PM (lq3Ak)

8 57th!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 13, 2014 06:45 PM (4Mv1T)

9 Son of a....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2014 06:45 PM (gorVZ)

10 Finally! Thank you, Maet!

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 06:45 PM (gjOCp)

11 Hey NC Morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2014 06:45 PM (HVff2)

12 Ahhhh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 06:45 PM (DmNpO)

13 triskadekaphobian?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 06:46 PM (LSDdO)

14 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 06:46 PM (T1005)

15 I have the best bartender in the world.

Posted by: CBD at March 13, 2014 06:47 PM (QFxY5)

16 the fact that Farrenkopf registered to vote in 2006 and even cast a vote in the 2010 elections, though authorities believe she died at some point in 2008

Early and often, baby! It's the Chicago way!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 13, 2014 06:48 PM (Dwehj)

17 they're still playing around on the other thread. I think they've become oxygen starved.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 06:48 PM (LSDdO)

18 i wuz robbed

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 06:48 PM (8lmkt)

19 The GOP's biggest failure is the reluctance to take on voter fraud.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 13, 2014 06:48 PM (FHNkr)

20 IÂ’m glad to see Gowdy & House are putting up a bill to keep TFGÂ’s executive power in check. Five years too late, but still they did it.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 06:48 PM (gjOCp)

21 peter peter peter


cheeseburger cheesburger

Posted by: ( I learned the truth from ) Lenny Bruce at March 13, 2014 06:49 PM (omBWL)

22 Murder she wrote or a blow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2014 06:49 PM (HVff2)

23 The GOP's biggest failure is the reluctance to take on voter fraud.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 13, 2014 10:48 PM (FHNkr)


that and that fuckin' mccain, may his dick fall off, if it hasn't already

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

24 People are still refreshing their screens on the previous thread. They're stuck and can't get out. Help them.

Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2014 06:49 PM (M/TDA)

25 So what's going on tonight?

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 06:49 PM (doBIb)

26 The GOP really needs to step up its mostly-dead, dead-dead, and un-dead voter outreach suppression programs.

FIFY

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 06:50 PM (hO9ad)

27 I'm just surprised that they haven't started banning CANKLES.

That's the one that hurts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 06:50 PM (LSDdO)

28 dammit all to hell, Mis!

 

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 10:44 PM

 

 

Well, hello there, sugartits.

Posted by: mel gibson at March 13, 2014 06:50 PM (9gNQd)

29 Surprisingly Sexy, She Wrote

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 13, 2014 06:50 PM (Y1Jhk)

30 There's a mega-rodent/possible Sasquatch still outside my door.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (ZshNr)

31 If you want to help search for MH370, you can..... http://tinyurl.com/lh5eogr

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (bCEmE)

32 Sparkling is the best buzz... just don't mix...

Posted by: phreshone at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (Q6pxP)

33 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named "Bossy" at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

34 "What's Really Behind the Ban Bossy Movement Think about what's coming up in the next year or two and you'll see why the movement is starting up now." Wait. Shouldnt' they have banned the word "Pantsuit"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (k2GaM)

35 Dead.People.Voting What's Really Behind the Ban Bossy Movement -------------- Liberals have been cow h8ters for a long time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

36 And there are a lot worse words than "bossy" that I would call Hillary.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (k2GaM)

37 I made it out. What's up rons?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (Q8vlx)

38 Think about what's coming up in the next year or two and you'll see why the movement is starting up now.

Avengers 2? Kingdom Hearts 3?

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 06:51 PM (hO9ad)

39 The ONT was delayed by the Koch brothers.

Posted by: fluffy at March 13, 2014 06:52 PM (Ua6T/)

40 hahaha@ legal insurrection explaining why the Ban Bossy thing started. I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh wait, I did, right here on this blog two days ago. I said it first.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 06:52 PM (IW1TI)

41 I went to bed at 10PM last night and slept till 6:30 AM. Two pee breaks notwithstanding. Who knew that was possible?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 13, 2014 06:52 PM (4Mv1T)

42 There's a mega-rodent/possible Sasquatch still outside my door. Posted by: Lincoln ------------------ If you only had a cat with some balls...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 06:52 PM (aDwsi)

43 Wait. Shouldnt' they have banned the word "Pantsuit"?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 10:51 PM (k2GaM)


Phase II.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 13, 2014 06:52 PM (pAlYe)

44 Peaches, I wouldnÂ’t have put it quite that way about McCain but you do have a good point! He doesnÂ’t use it to fight the SCOAMF only the republicans he doesnÂ’t like!

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 06:53 PM (gjOCp)

45 Mummified woman cast two votes for Obama in 2012.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 13, 2014 06:53 PM (291hy)

46 Bossy tipping, err I mean Hilary tipping.,she's a cow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2014 06:53 PM (HVff2)

47 Patton had pistols with ivory grips; he's dead, you know, but with Obama dead people vote..........so maybe they can be arrested for ivory-handled pistols

Posted by: ( I learned the truth from ) Lenny Bruce at March 13, 2014 06:54 PM (omBWL)

48 just for the record, I also predicted Hollywood will produce a big budget blockbuster featuring a woman president just to help hclinton's campaign.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 06:54 PM (IW1TI)

49 Angela Lansbury was very entertaining in "Gaslight," (1944).

Posted by: Baldy at March 13, 2014 06:54 PM (2bql3)

50 That chart of state debt is incorrect... California does not count PERS as part of THEIR debt... that is Teachers and Staff for schools... But once they do run out, you know California will roll over and bail it out because of the power of the Teachers union here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2014 06:54 PM (84gbM)

51 39 Is there anything the Koch Brothers can't be blamed for?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 06:54 PM (ojnk6)

52 All Your Ivory Are Contraband Now And with a stroke of the pen, Obama has devalued everything previously legal to $0. You can't sell it, it has no value whatsoever.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at March 13, 2014 06:54 PM (Nk6GS)

53 I just flung open the door and took two quick pictures with my phone-camera flash. Nothing but grass. Tricky Squatch-babies.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2014 06:54 PM (ZshNr)

54 The GOP's biggest failure is the reluctance to take on voter fraud. --------- Group in NC working on it. http://voterintegrityproject.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 06:55 PM (aDwsi)

55 Holy frijole.

Zombie hits it out of the park.

Well written, well thought out and WELL DONE ZOMBIE!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 06:55 PM (LSDdO)

56 Angela looks like she would cut a bitch that touched her shit.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 06:55 PM (AO9UG)

57 "I went and what we found was a mess of abandoned housewares, socks, boxes... and two very strange homemade ewok costumes" Eeew. What kind of deranged sex acts is Ace doing with housewares, socks, and boxes?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 06:55 PM (k2GaM)

58 bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 13, 2014 06:55 PM (V4CBV)

59 The GOP cannot realistically compete as a party as long as the dead among us remain hidden in the shadows

Posted by: John Boehner at March 13, 2014 06:56 PM (aTXUx)

60 Common Core Bonds in a Knot Some of the major problems with Common Core is that the materials are made by people who donÂ’t understand what is being taught, teachers who donÂ’t know how to teach it, and the use of jargon that makes Cockney rhyming slang seem transparently obvious. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5257

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 06:56 PM (AymDN)

61 These civic-minded dead are to be commended.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 13, 2014 06:56 PM (Dwehj)

62 51 39 Is there anything the Koch Brothers can't be blamed for? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 10:54 PM (ojnk6 World peace? Cure for polio? I love their home on the side bar

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2014 06:56 PM (HVff2)

63 College group cancels diversity 'happy hour' after excluding white staffers http://tinyurl.com/plgpr9y

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 06:56 PM (AymDN)

64 There's a mega-rodent/possible Sasquatch still outside my door. *** I usually keep my patio door cracked until bedtime, allowing the kittehs to come and go freely. Again last night I was lounging on the sofa when a cute little possum strolled into the dining room. I said, "NO!" and pointed at him and he turned around and left.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 06:57 PM (DmNpO)

65 The upcoming lump sum payment to the Chicago Employee pension plan is over $7000 per resident....  This does NOT include Chicago Teachers, which are also waaaaay underfunded.... and obviously doesn't include Illinois state employee pensions/retiree benefits.

The only smart answer for Chicago is Chapter 9 Bankruptcy Protection

Posted by: phreshone at March 13, 2014 06:57 PM (Q6pxP)

66 Angela Lansbury was hot back in the day.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 13, 2014 06:57 PM (291hy)

67 http://tinyurl.com/k667ryp Here is GowdyÂ’s speech today on House Floor, he got a standing ovation.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 06:57 PM (gjOCp)

68 What kind of deranged sex acts is ace doing with housewares ---- If you only knew...

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage (circa 2010) at March 13, 2014 06:57 PM (Y1Jhk)

69 College group cancels diversity 'happy hour' after excluding white staffers

http://tinyurl.com/plgpr9y

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 10:56 PM (AymDN)


That is some funny shit right there, Hat!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

70 That Angela Merkel was one hot babe.
BTW, have they tracked down that Ping guy about the missing 777?

Posted by: joey biden at March 13, 2014 06:58 PM (hn5v5)

71 Posted by: ( I learned the truth from ) Lenny Bruce at March 13, 2014 10:54 PM (omBWL) Because only a New Orleans Pimp would carry a Pearl handled revolver....

Posted by: Patton, 5th in the 1912 Olympics for the Modern Pentathalon at March 13, 2014 06:58 PM (84gbM)

72 Angela Lansbury was quite a stunner back in the day.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2014 06:59 PM (dfYL9)

73 "George Zimmerman's Arsenal Revealed"

I caught an article earlier this week in which GZ's new legal team have him doing video interviews, with the goal of trying to improve the general public's opinion of the guy.

Of course, the article describing this was illustrated with one of those goddamned archival photos of a MUCH younger and MUCH smaller Trayvon Martin smiling pleasantly, instead of the big scowling tattooed grilled street brawler TM had grown into by the time he assaulted Zimmerman.

They will never quit with this crap.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 06:59 PM (gqT4g)

74 NY #46 in pension liabilities? Whose ripe fecund asshole did That number crawl out from?

Posted by: Corona at March 13, 2014 06:59 PM (fh2Y7)

75 68 What kind of deranged sex acts is ace doing with housewares ---- If you only knew... Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage (circa 2010) at March 13, 2014 10:57 PM (Y1Jhk) don't ask.....

Posted by: The Toaster at March 13, 2014 06:59 PM (84gbM)

76 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 10:57 PM (DmNpO) Keep it up & some rabid coon will stroll in. Let's be careful NDH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2014 06:59 PM (HVff2)

77 "I said, "NO!" and pointed at him and he turned around and left." Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Next time try, "Roll Over", and you might have something.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 06:59 PM (lq3Ak)

78 yeah and Bette Davis too! what the heck is wrong with you people?!?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 07:00 PM (IW1TI)

79 SOS Kerry gave Putin a Monday deadline. Putin: okay, I invade by Monday, no problem.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 07:00 PM (AO9UG)

80 NDH had an opossum in my garage one night, my golden dispatched it promptly. God, I loved that dog.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:00 PM (Q8vlx)

81 *taunts happy fun ball*

Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2014 07:00 PM (aIIg5)

82 My sister has been an educator in IL her entire career. She's in her late 40s, with a recently unemployed husband and 2 kids in College. I fear for her future, as she has not contributed to SS and the pension thing is looking to cave inward.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:00 PM (ojnk6)

83 George Zimmerman has a KSG? Nice.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:00 PM (doBIb)

84 Nice NDH, that happened at the Cape once in a while with foxes, skunks, opossums, etc. when we left the door ajar. That's when I was a kid, my wife would flip her wig if it happened today.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2014 07:01 PM (ZshNr)

85 Did anyone else watch Hannity interviewing/trying to teach life lessons to the EBT surfer dude? I was lmao.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 07:01 PM (DmNpO)

86 Wait. Shouldnt' they have banned the word "Pantsuit"? So the old classic PIAPS is done for? How about Snuke? Or, OMG, are they gonna ban South Park???!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2014 07:01 PM (m0oDG)

87 BTW, have they tracked down that Ping guy about the missing 777?
I've been looking.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at March 13, 2014 07:01 PM (Ua6T/)

88 SOS Kerry gave Putin a Monday deadline.

Putin: okay, I invade by Monday, no problem.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 11:00 PM (AO9UG)


Yeah, that fuckin' douche throwing down on Vladi . . . great idea. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

89 Crap. I have ivory. Old ivory. Oh well I wasn't going to sell it anyway.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 13, 2014 07:02 PM (RZ8pf)

90 I've been looking.

Me too.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at March 13, 2014 07:02 PM (Dwehj)

91 I'm surprised that Massachusetts is number 9 with pension liabilities. I expected it to be higher on list.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 07:02 PM (gjOCp)

92 90 I've been looking. Me too. Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at March 13, 2014 11:02 PM (Dwehj) Me too.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 07:02 PM (AO9UG)

93 The ivory law is just about having another law for the authorities to use against anyone that steps out of line.

Every American probably breaks 5 rules a day which some government agency has the authority to impose huge punishments to set an example. More and more, those rules aren't about protecting citizens but keeping citizens in line.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 13, 2014 07:03 PM (AC0lD)

94 I just flung open the door and took two quick pictures with my phone-camera flash. Nothing but grass. Tricky Squatch-babies. Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2014 10:54 PM (ZshNr) *** They're clinging to the backside of the door with their little Squatch claws, waiting for you to go back inside.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2014 07:03 PM (g4TxM)

95 College group cancels diversity 'happy hour' after excluding white staffers http://tinyurl.com/plgpr9y Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 10:56 PM (AymDN) Perhaps I should read the ONT before postingÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 07:03 PM (AymDN)

96 Nuts. Ho Lee Fuk wasted.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 07:03 PM (AO9UG)

97 Anita Hill will be on with Jon Stewart tonight

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 07:03 PM (DmNpO)

98 62 The Koch Brothers stole the missing 777. Hairy Reid told me so, and Nanzi backed it up, so it must be true.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:04 PM (ojnk6)

99 96 Nuts. Ho Lee Fuk wasted. Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 11:03 PM (AO9UG) This joke is funny to me in more ways than you know. Hee hee!

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:04 PM (doBIb)

100 I've never had wild critters get in my house, but neighbors' pets and children have been a nuisance. The time I found a Husky in my kitchen (it came in through the open attached garage), I was so sure that I had hallucinated, I literally asked my husband to go in the kitchen and tell me whether he also saw a hundred-pound dog in front of the fridge.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 13, 2014 07:04 PM (Y1Jhk)

101 Anita Hill will be on with Jon Stewart tonight

Will he offer her a Coke?

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at March 13, 2014 07:04 PM (Dwehj)

102 My Life as a Retail Worker: Nasty, Brutish, and Poor Some excellent schadenreading. Hmmph.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 13, 2014 07:05 PM (h53OH)

103 97 Anita Hill will be on with Jon Stewart tonight Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 11:03 PM (DmNpO) The Loon and the Clown.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 07:05 PM (AO9UG)

104 I found de plane, boss.

Posted by: Tatoo at March 13, 2014 07:05 PM (OXzvH)

105 Wi Ng Ba and Ng Go Up, pilots of flight 370 were found passed out in an Olangapo bar today.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:06 PM (LSDdO)

106 NDH had an opossum in my garage one night, my golden dispatched it promptly. God, I loved that dog. *** I think they are sooo cute but I don't want them in the house.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 07:06 PM (DmNpO)

107 Ivory is now illegal? Why not ebony also? I know, I know. You don't need to tell me.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2014 07:06 PM (g4TxM)

108 Anita Hill? WTF? I had no idea she was still revalent. What's the angle?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:06 PM (Q8vlx)

109 Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 13, 2014 11:04 PM (Y1Jhk)

Was it getting a beer?

They can be really mooches.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:07 PM (LSDdO)

110 Next time try, "Roll Over", and you might have something. *** LOL!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 07:07 PM (DmNpO)

111 Hey hey everybody, I'm back.

Got myself a hot caramel mocha McCafe coffee at McD's tonight. You'll know I've drank it whenIstarttypingeverythinglikethis.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:07 PM (HVI5a)

112 Nice work Maet. Re: Ivory: Obama, 12th century England called and wants their pre-Magna Carta justice system back.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (R+XDI)

113 >>>and puts the burden on the possessor of the ivory to prove his innocence, whilst relieving prosecutors of the burden of proving anyone's guilt.<<<


Innocent until proven guilty... never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (KCNdV)

114 The last transmission from the missing 777 was some text copied and pasted directly from Word into a smart military blog.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (AO9UG)

115 What's the angle? War On Women, of course.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (IW1TI)

116 I never knew Angela was so good looking. She was in one of the Frankenstein movies. I think it was Bride of Frankenstein though not sure.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (gjOCp)

117 Flight 370 found parked behind O club at Cubi point, out of gas and the wheels missing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (LSDdO)

118 Good question asked by Steve Harvey on Family Feud tonight:

"Name something a man might have three of."

I bet I know what the #1 answer here at AOSHQ would be...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (HVI5a)

119 Yeah, that fuckin' douche throwing down on Vladi . . . great idea. Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 11:01 PM (8lmkt) So, we get ww3 kicking off for st paddy's day. Wtf does that bastard Kerry have against corned beef, beer & bagpipes?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (m0oDG)

120 The upcoming lump sum payment to the Chicago Employee pension plan is over $7000 per resident.... This does NOT include Chicago Teachers, which are also waaaaay underfunded.... and obviously doesn't include Illinois state employee pensions/retiree benefits.

The only smart answer for Chicago is Chapter 9 Bankruptcy Protection

Posted by: phreshone at March 13, 2014 10:57 PM (Q6pxP)



The Illinois Teachers unions run commercials vowing to "hold politicians responsible for their promises." The same politicians that made corrupt deals with public-sector unions.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (291hy)

121 Unfortunately, our Husky, female named Caper, seemed to hide from the opossums and foxes but tangle with the skunks and the porcupines. Sweet girl, but more than a few tomato baths and forceps sessions in the snout area.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2014 07:08 PM (ZshNr)

122 NDH I don't want opssums on my perimeter. Didease carrying rodents.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:09 PM (Q8vlx)

123 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 11:07 PM (DmNpO)

Or "Play Dead"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:09 PM (LSDdO)

124 CDR Salamander seems to have missed one lesson.

Don't support a coup in a nation that is strategically and economically important to another unless your prepared for a fight.

Posted by: Mr hobbit at March 13, 2014 07:09 PM (sbaXF)

125 Guess Hemingford Home, Nebraska is sounding great right about now.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 13, 2014 07:09 PM (WlWt+)

126 >>>I'm surprised that Massachusetts is number 9 with pension liabilities. I expected it to be higher on list.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 11:02 PM (gjOCp)<<<



Just an anecdote. We're gonna be fine.



Posted by: Coupe Deval at March 13, 2014 07:10 PM (KCNdV)

127 113 Innocent until proven guilty... never heard of it. Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 13, 2014 11:08 PM (KCNdV) ------------- I have!

Posted by: IRS at March 13, 2014 07:10 PM (dfYL9)

128 Oh, and forgot to brag. Got myself two new blu-rays at Costco today: 12 Years a Slave, and Inside Llewyn Davis.

I figure AOSers would especially love the latter film, given that from what I understand, it *opens* with a scene of the proto-hippy folk singer protagonist getting the crap beaten out of him by a loan shark.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:10 PM (HVI5a)

129 I'm surprised that Massachusetts is number 9 with pension liabilities. I expected it to be higher on list.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 11:02 PM (gjOCp)




The graph is of Pension Liability as a percentage of Annual Revenues

Mass has high taxes, so the ratio won't be as bad as expected on a Liability per capita basis

NY State gets lots of revenue from NYC, but the abnormal pension liabilities are probably at the NYC employee, teacher and Transit/Bridge Authority Level --- put this graph on a combined state/municipal level, it would likely  be IL / CA / CT / NY in the top 4 slots


Posted by: phreshone at March 13, 2014 07:10 PM (Q6pxP)

130 "65 The upcoming lump sum payment to the Chicago Employee pension plan is over $7000 per resident.... This does NOT include Chicago Teachers, which are also waaaaay underfunded.... and obviously doesn't include Illinois state employee pensions/retiree benefits." The people of Chicago deserve to be screwed over. They've put up with blatant corruption forever. Chicago residents may as well just spend their entire lives bent over so that public employees and officials can buttf**k them at will.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 07:10 PM (k2GaM)

131 You see , people got distracted and confused last week when Democrat Alan Grayson beat his wife. So the Media needs to set People back on track and view Republicans as the woman haters. That's why stupid Cher, outta the blue, made that tweet..The Meme Must Continue.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 07:10 PM (IW1TI)

132 I bet I know what the #1 answer here at AOSHQ would be... Guns?

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:11 PM (doBIb)

133 Anita Hill will be on with Jon Stewart tonight Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 11:03 PM That Anita Hill? What, she's got a book coming out or some shit? Searching for current day relevance, much? If I were more eloquent, I'd craft up a line about "Anita Hill" & "the dust-bin of history"; alas.

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named at March 13, 2014 07:11 PM (JMmQ9)

134 You know that saying that a form of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result each time? That's Common Core in a nutshell. New name, same repeated centralization of education in the hands of power-mad bureaucrats with a soul-crushing agenda. Between the last five versions of that, the persistent attacks on charter schools and homeschooling, and the unions, it's damned clear anyone with an actual interest in actual education is deliberately excluded. The *only* thing left to do is rip it out by the roots. Let people at lower levels try to figure out what to do next. That won't happen, because not many people really care (except on the soul-crushing side, those peeps put in *effort*).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 07:12 PM (qyfb5)

135 EC: ding ding ding!!!

Quick, somebody tell him what he's won. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:12 PM (HVI5a)

136 Sooth: Wtf not that shit again. When was it declared again? I was not informed. My medals are all tarnished.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:12 PM (Q8vlx)

137 "Name something a man might have three of." I bet I know what the #1 answer here at AOSHQ would be... Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 11:08 PM (HVI5a) *** Testicles?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2014 07:12 PM (g4TxM)

138 Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 11:10 PM (k2GaM)

Well, you can't blame the inmates if the Warden and the CO's are corrupt. Most folks in Chi town can't imagine living elsewhere and who would want 'em?  Detroit? Cleveland?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:13 PM (LSDdO)

139 Side-bitchez?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2014 07:13 PM (ZshNr)

140 132 Yep, firearms is my guess. GZ's "arsenal" looks like a starter kit to me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:13 PM (ojnk6)

141 I would pay a lot to see Obama try to wrest George Patton's ivory-handled Colt from him. Oh, and, nice ivory-handled, broom handled Mauser in the pic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 07:14 PM (aDwsi)

142 118 "Name something a man might have three of." Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 11:08 PM (HVI5a) ------------------- Yeah, guns. Hammers. Hats. Left feet.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2014 07:14 PM (dfYL9)

143 I'm watching The Daily Show out of morbid curiosity and the first 10 minutes were solely about Fox News. DO they pay rent, Jon?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 07:14 PM (DmNpO)

144 So now we have to listen to rap music to hear the word 'bossy'?

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2014 07:14 PM (FcR7P)

145 "Name something a man might have three of." 

Alimony payments

Nipples (see Scaramanga)

Part-time jobs thanks to the Obamaconomy

Baby Mommas

Victims

Posted by: Orenthal James at March 13, 2014 07:14 PM (Q6pxP)

146 Quick, somebody tell him what he's won. ;-) Hopefully some ampersands. &&&&&& Yay!!!

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:14 PM (doBIb)

147 Tits?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 07:14 PM (aDwsi)

148 Do you know the main reason why today believe Republicans Hate Blacks and the Poor? Reinforcement. You repeat something often enough, it becomes reality.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 07:15 PM (IW1TI)

149 An arsenal is a very large numbers of identical weapons.

A collection is specific and select weapons of different caliber and manufacture.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:15 PM (LSDdO)

150 EC: aarrgghh!! Everybody gets ampersands but me!!!!

Who do I have to bribe around here to get some?!?!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:15 PM (HVI5a)

151 "Name something a man might have three of." Chicks at the same time.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 13, 2014 07:15 PM (k8m83)

152 Notice how far down that chart Wisconsin is. Because Walker.

Posted by: CAC at March 13, 2014 07:15 PM (zVUnA)

153 Restraining orders?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:16 PM (LSDdO)

154 I was going to say DUI's. Heh.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:16 PM (doBIb)

155 Oh and now for my rant of the evening:

Zuckerberg went and changed the GUI at Facebook AGAIN!!!!!!1!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:17 PM (HVI5a)

156 Democrat ballots?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2014 07:17 PM (ZshNr)

157 "Name something a man might have three of."

bad habits

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 07:17 PM (8lmkt)

158 142 118 "Name something a man might have three of." Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 11:08 PM (HVI5a) ------------------- Yeah, guns. Hammers. Hats. Left feet. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2014 11:14 PM (dfYL9) Dogs. Tool boxes. Lawnmowers (one works) Bottle openers. Reliable buddies.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2014 07:17 PM (AO9UG)

159 Testicles?
Euripides?

Posted by: Homer at March 13, 2014 07:17 PM (Ua6T/)

160 "Name something a man might have three of."

socks

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 07:17 PM (8lmkt)

161 Nagging female relatives?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:17 PM (LSDdO)

162 "Name something a man might have three of." --------------------- Camels. Goats. Wifes. Bombs.

Posted by: Achmed Hassan Achmed at March 13, 2014 07:18 PM (dfYL9)

163 Mortgages?

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:18 PM (doBIb)

164 Do you know the main reason why today believe Republicans Hate Blacks and the Poor?

Reinforcement.

You repeat something often enough, it becomes reality.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 11:15 PM (IW1TI)


This explains a lot of your comments on this blog

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 13, 2014 07:18 PM (WdbF7)

165 Three French hens?

Posted by: Moron who likes Christmas carols too much at March 13, 2014 07:18 PM (KCNdV)

166 "Name something a man might have three of." .25s to the side

Posted by: Rust Cohle at March 13, 2014 07:19 PM (k8m83)

167 Peaches. I have alot more than three bad habits. Hell, I lost track of most of them.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:19 PM (Q8vlx)

168 The people of Chicago deserve to be screwed over. They've put up with blatant corruption forever. Chicago residents may as well just spend their entire lives bent over so that public employees and officials can buttf**k them at will.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 11:10 PM (k2GaM)



The people of Chicago are and deserve to be screwed over. A Culture of corruption goes on until it is met and resisted.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 13, 2014 07:19 PM (291hy)

169 So the ivory keys on my mom's 1903 pianno are illegal? Fuck that right there and the wookie it rode in on

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 13, 2014 07:19 PM (5MaPI)

170 Well, you can't blame the inmates if the Warden and the CO's are corrupt. Most folks in Chi town can't imagine living elsewhere and who would want 'em? Detroit? Cleveland? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 11:13 PM I'm 35-ish miles west of Detroit (Rock City). Send'em to Cleveland or Denver...

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named at March 13, 2014 07:19 PM (JMmQ9)

171 Cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 13, 2014 07:19 PM (ZshNr)

172 Euripides? Posted by: Homer at March 13, 2014 11:17 PM (Ua6T/) *** No, they ripped themselves.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2014 07:20 PM (g4TxM)

173 So Chernoble in in Ukraine? who knew

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 13, 2014 07:20 PM (5MaPI)

174 Good evening, Horde. Has anyone found my piña colada monkey sex gel?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 13, 2014 07:20 PM (N/cFh)

175 Mamet on exposition.
So he wrote "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf"?

I don't remember any exposition in that movie except for the part about Richard Burton killing their imaginary daughter and Elizabeth Taylor said, "you can't do that".

It was very confusing watching two people argue, and not having a clue why they were fighting.

Burton and Taylor in 'Taming of a Shrew' was good though. Lots of exposition in that one I think.

Posted by: Mr Smith goes Blogging at March 13, 2014 07:20 PM (naZsu)

176 On the whole girl scouts ban bossy thing:

My daughter is a girl scout and my wife is a GS leader.  I have gone to a few meetings and outings and it is all "GIRL POWER", "girls can do anything boys can" blah blah blah.

The other day my wife had a flat tire and called me at work crying, and I had to drive 20 miles to go change her tire.  I wanted soooo bad to tell her to sprinkle some of that girl power glitter on it and it would fix it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 13, 2014 07:20 PM (z+4T3)

177 "Name something a man might have three of." Bongs Baby mommas

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2014 07:20 PM (m0oDG)

178 We're all criminals now.

It's just a matter of which laws you decide to break.

I'm for breaking the ones that involve obeying the government or giving it money.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:20 PM (LSDdO)

179 Fuck that right there and the wookie it rode in on No, illegal to sell, gift, or transfer.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:21 PM (doBIb)

180 Three... wolves (and a moon) on his t-shirt???

Posted by: Moron with poor fashion sense at March 13, 2014 07:21 PM (KCNdV)

181 Finally, I have an idea for a contest tonight: to write the most redonkulous, twisted, indecipherable Common Core math test question.

Here's my entry:

"A train leaves Chicago at 6:03am traveling 63 miles per hour. At the exact same time, a car leaves San Diego traveling 29 miles per hour. Across the country in Newark exactly an hour later, a Trailways bus leaves the depot going about 36 miles per hour.

Name the colors of the airplanes that just took off at the airports nearest to each traveling entity's destination."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:21 PM (HVI5a)

182 "I think they are sooo cute but I don't want them in the house."

Possums? Cute?

Yep. When I think of cute, I always immediately think of something that hisses like a broken steam valve, has a face like a cartoon skull with needle teeth, and a long bare rat tail, which eats horrible refuse no other animal will go near, and carries more pathogens than a lab at the Centers for Disease Control.

Cuuuuuute! Kawaii!!!!!!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 07:21 PM (gqT4g)

183 Because Walker.

Posted by: CAC at March 13, 2014 11:15 PM (zVUnA)

Dude,

Most of us feel the same way, but it is unseemly to allow your man-crush to be so...public.

Unless he wins in 2016, in which case I am buying.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2014 07:22 PM (QFxY5)

184 Nipples?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 13, 2014 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

185 148 You repeat something often enough, it becomes reality. Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 11:15 PM (IW1TI) ---------------- Yep. And they have the whole media, from "news" to movies to sports, to push the meme.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2014 07:22 PM (dfYL9)

186 "Name something a man might have three of." *** Sheets to the wind?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2014 07:22 PM (g4TxM)

187 I guess we know why Obama signed the ivory thingee...
blazingcatfur.blogspot.ca/2014/03/its-national-elephant-day-in-thailand.html

Posted by: joey biden at March 13, 2014 07:22 PM (hn5v5)

188 Name something a man might have three of ---- Alibis? Bodies in the backyard?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 13, 2014 07:22 PM (Y1Jhk)

189 Finally, I have an idea for a contest tonight: to write the most redonkulous, twisted, indecipherable Common Core math test question. A train leaves San Diego reaching a top speed of 70mph. Another train leaves Las Vegas reaching a top speed of 80mph. At what time will they collide?

Posted by: gewa76 at March 13, 2014 07:23 PM (k8m83)

190 Wives?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 13, 2014 07:23 PM (doBIb)

191 Three... open heart surgeries.

Posted by: Moron what loves bacon at March 13, 2014 07:23 PM (KCNdV)

192 Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 11:21 PM (gqT4g)

AND they are terminally stupid and slow.

Hence the invasion of an occupied, lit up house. (coulda been rabies. animals with rabies have less fear of people and places they usually avoid)

You lucky.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:23 PM (LSDdO)

193 Guns. Excuses. Ex wifes.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:24 PM (ojnk6)

194 I have alot more than three bad habits. Hell, I lost track of most of them.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 11:19 PM (Q8vlx)


come sit by me . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 07:24 PM (8lmkt)

195 No, illegal to sell, gift, or transfer. Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 11:21 PM (doBIb) wtf, nobody lives forever? So I need a black market pianno mover when mom passes?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 13, 2014 07:24 PM (5MaPI)

196 "Name something a man might have three of."

Beers.

I'm at two. Best get cracking.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 07:25 PM (gqT4g)

197 Josh McCown to the Bucs?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 07:25 PM (IW1TI)

198 82 My sister has been an educator in IL her entire career. She's in her late 40s, with a recently unemployed husband and 2 kids in College. I fear for her future, as she has not contributed to SS and the pension thing is looking to cave inward. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 11:00 PM (ojnk6) How has she not contributed to SS? All teachers I know have SS and FICA taken out of their checks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 07:25 PM (k2GaM)

199 Yes. We do have high taxes in Massachusetts, it's been so long ago that I can't remember, we had ballot question to reduce state tax to 5%, but they ignored it. I think it may have been 2000. Four or five years ago they increased sales tax by 25% to 5% to 6.25%, plus optional meals tax per city of additional .75%. Now they are trying to increase gas tax tied to CPI, people are fighting, but they will ignore us again. Most people that smoke earn less than those that do not. Another favorite here is to increase tax on cigarettes $1 per pack. They have done that twice in last six years! I don't smoke but it posses me off.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 07:25 PM (gjOCp)

200 I have to say the Ewok costumes are classique. Bunch of morons. Why am I never invited to these soirees? I will wear a tiara with suit.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 07:25 PM (baL2B)

201 Something a man might have three of ---- Autobiographies!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2014 07:26 PM (Y1Jhk)

202 175 Mamet on exposition. So he wrote "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf"? Posted by: Mr Smith goes Blogging at March 13, 2014 11:20 PM (naZsu) ---------------------- I assume you mean he wrote the movie script. (???) The original play was by Edward Albee.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2014 07:26 PM (dfYL9)

203 So I need a black market pianno mover when mom passes? Your piano is grandfathered. No problem there. You might be sitting on a priceless antique now.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 13, 2014 07:26 PM (doBIb)

204 "Name something a man might have three of." **** Hundred pounds of sister-in-law.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2014 07:26 PM (g4TxM)

205 Three... blind mice.

Posted by: Moron with a rodent problem at March 13, 2014 07:26 PM (KCNdV)

206 You might be sitting on a priceless antique now.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 13, 2014 11:26 PM (doBIb)


If you can prove it's an antique.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 13, 2014 07:27 PM (pAlYe)

207 Fail sock off.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:27 PM (doBIb)

208 Julio purchases 50 grams of cola. Julio sells coke at $40/teenth. After serving six months at County, how many weeks does Martina spend in the hospital for doing the rest of his blow?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 07:27 PM (lq3Ak)

209 If you can prove it's an antique. Does the piano have a build date?

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:28 PM (doBIb)

210 198 Don't know, NG, but she's told me that via her Union she forgoes SS in favor of the fantasy of a pension she envisions and contributes to. No idea how that works.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:28 PM (ojnk6)

211 A train leaves San Diego reaching a top speed of 70mph. Another train leaves Las Vegas reaching a top speed of 80mph. At what time will they collide?

Posted by: gewa76 at March 13, 2014 11:23 PM (k8m83)


"x"


Also, no time given or time zone or Daylight Savings date stamp! Trick question! That is my final answer.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 07:28 PM (baL2B)

212 * flips open 'Latin for all Occasions', seeks phrase useful to morons. ah! there's one * Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 07:28 PM (aDwsi)

213 For the older ivory, a little carbon-14 testing help prove it was pre-1989?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 07:28 PM (AymDN)

214 At what time will they collide?

Posted by: gewa76 at March 13, 2014 11:23 PM (k8m83)

Are the engineers allowed to marry, even though they are both women?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2014 07:28 PM (QFxY5)

215 Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 13, 2014 11:24 PM (5MaPI)

And if you live in NewYorkistan or Connecticutabitch, your kids will get double trouble when you die if you have a gun with a large magazine AND ivory grips.

And that's illegal seizure of property.

When's the revolution kick off? They keep pushing the boundaries and nothing's happening.

Yet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 07:28 PM (LSDdO)

216 nowadays, I'd say three fathers

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 07:28 PM (IW1TI)

217 Peaches: i'll be right there. Maybe we can reminince? Or something.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:29 PM (Q8vlx)

218   157 "Name something a man might have three of."


Dog nights

Posted by: NCwoof at March 13, 2014 07:29 PM (aUQgu)

219 A Boeing 777 leaves Malaysia at 7:30 am...

Posted by: Bossy at March 13, 2014 07:29 PM (C94J7)

220 Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 11:27 PM (lq3Ak) And they say Common Core isn't useful!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 13, 2014 07:29 PM (o3MSL)

221 211 - 150 mph. No..., wait. Nevada..., yes, 'Nevada' is the correct answer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

222 "Name something a man might have three of." *** Tickets to Paradise?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2014 07:29 PM (g4TxM)

223 3 beers

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2014 07:30 PM (nqBYe)

224 213 For the older ivory, a little carbon-14 testing help prove it was pre-1989?
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 11:28 PM (AymDN)


Well with a half-life of around 5,000 years it may be hard to differentiate 1990 from 1890.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 13, 2014 07:30 PM (pAlYe)

225 3 Billy Goats Gruff?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 13, 2014 07:30 PM (jucos)

226 223 On a slow night, maybe...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:30 PM (ojnk6)

227 Are the engineers allowed to marry, even though they are both women?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2014 11:28 PM (QFxY5)



Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2014 07:31 PM (8lmkt)

228 Three things? Terms as President.

Posted by: Franklin Delano Roosevelt at March 13, 2014 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

229 This explains a lot of your comments on this blog Is this meant to be funny, or a passive aggressive swipe?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 07:31 PM (IW1TI)

230 I know Wilson Combat got around the ivory ban by letting their customers who optioned them to have the grips shipped first, while the rest of their gun was being built. They have to install them themselves.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:31 PM (doBIb)

231 Does the piano have a build date? Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 11:28 PM (doBIb) prolly, but I know shit about piannos, I'm more of a sock puppet expert...

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 13, 2014 07:31 PM (5MaPI)

232 Little pigs?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

233 Bossy... http://tinyurl.com/lywoxew

Posted by: This Time for Sure at March 13, 2014 07:31 PM (C94J7)

234 Three things? Terms as President. Posted by: Franklin Delano Roosevelt Hey, good idea!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2014 07:32 PM (k8m83)

235 3 minutes

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2014 07:32 PM (nqBYe)

236 Did the Detroit mummy-woman vote (D)?

I think she should be the face of the Democrats like that gal as for Obamacare before it went sewer-fly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 07:32 PM (baL2B)

237 "Name something a man might have three of."

Steps to the door.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 13, 2014 07:32 PM (aUQgu)

238 "Name something a man might have three of." *** Fingers of Scotch

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 13, 2014 07:32 PM (g4TxM)

239 209 If you can prove it's an antique. Does the piano have a build date? Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 11:28 PM (doBIb) --- You can tell the date of manufacture via serial number carved onto the harp or affixed to the soundboard.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 13, 2014 07:32 PM (N/cFh)

240 OK, let's do this: I have $23.79 on me right now (full disclosure: $4.79 is in coin). These monies are yours if you can deliver me some clam chowder in a sour-dough bowl in the next fifteen minutes. 48176. Send up a flare. I'll find you. The clock is ticking , and as of now we are keeping score...

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 07:32 PM (JMmQ9)

241 I think I'm getting worn down. All the little bullshit. 2 examples from tonight, when I'm just trying to relax. Gingy and I are watching a show on the Dark Ages. 742 rolls around, and Charles Martel is about to drop the hammer on Abdul Rahman at the Battle of Tours. The show is narrated reenactments interspersed with historians lecturing on events. A (Muslim by his name) professor from Canada describes the invasion as "having a slight religious component". I turned to Gingy and said "How much you want to bet they don't describe the Crusades the same way?" Sure enough, later: "For over 200 years, in 9 separate bloody invasions, the European Christians attacked and slaughtered the Muslims living in the Middle East attempting to win control of their holy lands for the Pope". Fine, forget history. I'm an historian, I know how perverted the field has become. Watch Big Bang Theory. The white card art the end reads "When an animal dies, it screams in agony. To see this watch Animal Planet. The same thing happens when an idea dies. To see this watch Fox News."* ENOUGH! It's not just that leftists are wrong. They are, demonstratively. It's not just that they are stupid, that goes without saying. They're so damn RELENTLESS, poisoning everything with their lousy, disproved, disastrous ideology. Everything is ideology, ideology, ideology. Give it a FUCKING BREAK! And now someone just called my home number at 11:20 and they want to talk to me about insurance. FFS answer your phone during business hours, and why am I so accommodating that I'm talking to you this late? It's really too bad that your son has $250K college debt and cant find a job with his 2 degrees (International Business and Spanish) and how is he supposed to afford insurance, but do you own a clock lady? Sheesh! *Even though I have them in quotes, those are just close approximations of the actual verbage used

Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2014 07:33 PM (N/cFh)

242 198 Social Security is based on your top 3 years of earnings and up to 17 years of work.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2014 07:33 PM (bitz6)

243 I can't even think of how many vintage string instruments have ivory on them. These people are out of fucking control.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2014 07:35 PM (FMbng)

244 Love Angela Lansbury!

Posted by: Jocon307 at March 13, 2014 07:35 PM (7+F2i)

245 Three... minutes to midnight.

Posted by: Doomsday Clock at March 13, 2014 07:35 PM (KCNdV)

246 Even though I have them in quotes, those are just close approximations of the actual verbage used Wow, you read fast. I barely notice what's written sometimes.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:35 PM (doBIb)

247 241 Feel for you guys, WD and Gingy. Absolutely agree with the post. Do what you can to be well please. Precious little out there to encouraged by these days.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:36 PM (ojnk6)

248 Willow just won the intertubes tonite.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:36 PM (Q8vlx)

249 Regarding wild critters where they don't belong. This is great video of a coyote that waltzed into a Chicago Quiznos and cooled off in the beverage fridge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbYIPXIX5f8

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 07:36 PM (k2GaM)

250 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 11:28 PM (LSDdO) I think the EBT card trick has been proven to be unbelievably successful in that it (temporarily) provides the illusion of well-being, blinding its recipients to what is really going on. The day of reckoning will arrive with no warning, like Putin's well-armed Crimean tourists.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 13, 2014 07:36 PM (o3MSL)

251 Name something a man might have three of." Dog nights Posted by: NCwoof at March 13, 2014 11:29 PM (aUQgu) BALLS!

Posted by: George Washington at March 13, 2014 07:36 PM (84gbM)

252 Three Stooges.

Posted by: Moron who likes Moe, Larry, and Curly at March 13, 2014 07:37 PM (KCNdV)

253 Weirddave just encapsulated what I didn't like about the graham cracker commercial, the relentlessness PC of it, there is a gay couple, an interracial couple a heavily tattooed couple that I can't tell their sexes and at the end as the tattooed whatever is hugging their kid the voice over is "this is wholesome". Ok we get it why are you pounding us over the head with it?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 13, 2014 07:38 PM (RZ8pf)

254 ...of a kind. *takes pot*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 07:38 PM (lq3Ak)

255 252 Three Stooges. Posted by: Moron who likes Moe, Larry, and Curly at March 13, 2014 11:37 PM (KCNdV) Hey.... wait a minute ya maroon....

Posted by: Shemp at March 13, 2014 07:38 PM (84gbM)

256 Three hours?

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 13, 2014 07:38 PM (bitz6)

257 passes Weirddave a cocktail

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 07:38 PM (QeH9j)

258 The best way to save the elephants is to make the herds private property and allow people to legally harvest ivory and sell it. But nooo, the eco-nuts would go (even more) crazy about them being declared "property" with the subsequent wailing about slavery and how "species" is just a "social construct". The eco-nuts would take this to the insane extreme and declare Tijuana donkey shows to be a civil right and celebrate it as part of a wedding ceremony. And woe to those who won't bake a cake or provide flowers for a trans-species weddingÂ… or refuse to photograph the nuptialsÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 07:39 PM (AymDN)

259 Give it a FUCKING BREAK! Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2014 11:33 PM (N/cFh) Badonkadonk (N/cFh) They won't, because they can't. They will push and push and push until the same thing happens that happens every time. The first thing a poisonous ideology has to poison is your ability to empathize, otherwise you couldn't poison everyone else. Obviously we're well past that point.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 07:39 PM (qyfb5)

260 241 ---"They're so damn RELENTLESS, poisoning everything with their lousy, disproved, disastrous ideology. Everything is ideology, ideology, ideology. Give it a FUCKING BREAK!" ----------------- AMEN.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 13, 2014 07:39 PM (dfYL9)

261 >>>And now someone just called my home number at 11:20 and they want to talk to me about insurance.<<<



Sorry.

Posted by: Jake, from State Farm at March 13, 2014 07:39 PM (KCNdV)

262 Three Stooges. Posted by: Moron who likes Moe, Larry, and Curly at March 13, 2014 11:37 PM (KCNdV) F**k you.

Posted by: Joe Besser at March 13, 2014 07:40 PM (AymDN)

263 Three... minutes to midnight.

Posted by: Doomsday Clock at March 13, 2014 11:35 PM (KCNdV)

That would have been so much cooler 14 minutes from now

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 07:40 PM (hO9ad)

264 OK, let's do this: I have $23.79 on me right now (full disclosure: $4.79 is in coin). These monies are yours if you can deliver me some clam chowder in a sour-dough bowl in the next fifteen minutes. 48176. Send up a flare. I'll find you. The clock is ticking , and as of now we are keeping score... Ten minutes left... #Starving

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)

265 Here's my Common Core math question:

"President O comes into office with a new economic program. When O was inaugurated, the nation's debt to GDP ratio was 85%, and the 'point of no return' for that ratio was reckoned to be 120%. During President O's administration, the GDP grows at an average rate of 2.5% annually, while the debt to GDP ratio grows at an average rate of 7% annually. How many years is it before the country completely collapses?"

Special bonus question: precisely how boned is President O's successor in office?

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 07:40 PM (gqT4g)

266 "Name something a man might have three of." remote controls beers at a time pairs of clean underwear

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 13, 2014 07:40 PM (5MaPI)

267 Three... minutes to midnight. Posted by: Doomsday Clock at March 13, 2014 11:35 PM (KCNdV) Your off by 60 seconds.

Posted by: Bruce Dickenson at March 13, 2014 07:40 PM (AymDN)

268 253 Like many here, he's venting. Gotta go somewhere to do it. Sometimes it lands here. Fine with me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:41 PM (ojnk6)

269 #116

No, she wasn't. She was born in 1925 and was all of six years old when the first Karloff movie was first released.

Elsa Lanchester was the Bride and looked very different from Lansbury in her youth.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 07:41 PM (bPxS6)

270 Alton - Hang in there, only 19 minutes until pie day, depending on your time zone

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 07:41 PM (aDwsi)

271 Chavez The Hugo, I have had no problems yet with Apple extreme router. I should have replaces router 2 or 3 years ago.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 07:41 PM (gjOCp)

272 Posted by: Jake, from State Farm at March 13, 2014 11:39 PM (KCNdV) What are you wearing Jake?!? From State Farm.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 07:41 PM (QeH9j)

273 "Name something a man might have three of." Thai tranny midget hookers in his car trunk?

Posted by: The Vehicular Hat at March 13, 2014 07:42 PM (AymDN)

274 268 Like many here, he's venting. Gotta go somewhere to do it. Sometimes it lands here. Fine with me. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 11:41 PM (ojnk6) --- I frankly prefer when it lands here.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 13, 2014 07:42 PM (N/cFh)

275 That's why stupid Cher, outta the blue, made that tweet..The Meme Must Continue. Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 11:10 PM (IW1TI) Give stupid Cher a break. If you'd had that much botox injected into your head, your brain wouldn't work either.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 07:42 PM (k2GaM)

276 "Watch Big Bang Theory. The white card art the end reads 'When an animal dies, it screams in agony. To see this watch Animal Planet. The same thing happens when an idea dies. To see this watch Fox News.'"

To not be subjected to endless bullshit leftist agitprop, don't watch television.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 07:43 PM (gqT4g)

277 They won't, because they can't. They will push and push and push until the same thing happens that happens every time.

Someone worthy of liberty pushes back harder?

Or do you mean the other thing (with the boxcars)?

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 07:43 PM (hO9ad)

278 "Name something a man might have three of." Reggie's fingers in his cornhole.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2014 07:43 PM (k8m83)

279 Well, you can't blame the inmates if the Warden and the CO's are corrupt. Most folks in Chi town can't imagine living elsewhere and who would want 'em? Detroit? Cleveland? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 13, 2014 11:13 PM (LSDdO) How about Gary, Indiana? It's close and they have pretty low standards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 07:44 PM (k2GaM)

280

Some teachers pay into a different system than SS. In Texas, you pay into the Teacher Retirement System instead of SS.

So they collect like SS but from a TRS.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 07:44 PM (HUTO5)

281 Three?? Rings, for Elvish Kings under the sky...

Posted by: Sauron at March 13, 2014 07:45 PM (84gbM)

282 What are you wearing Jake?!? From State Farm.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 11:41 PM (QeH9j)



Uh, no pants.

Posted by: Jake, from State Farm, who is actually a Moron at March 13, 2014 07:45 PM (KCNdV)

283 Carol: That's great! Glad to hear that. Windows based stuff just sucks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:45 PM (Q8vlx)

284 who hasn't had 3 times with Sandra Fluke

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 13, 2014 07:45 PM (5MaPI)

285 274 True Gingy. Rather it splat here in pixel world rather than resulting in a real world, actual consequence sort of problem.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:45 PM (ojnk6)

286 WeirdDave and Gingy are married? I learn a lot from this blog.

I hate the "everybody is ghey" or transgendered, let's all sing messaging. Now Baroque wants transgenders in military. Oh, yeah, buddy! That will scare them (as they will be the only people left to man the security). On the other hand, an army of Chaz(s?zzz's?) would scare me.

I am going to bed and the song "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight" is stuck in my head. Is this a sign of where the plane is located? Please ask the medicine man, obagi-zinger-whats-his-name-voodoo. Perhaps I am picking up ping signals?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 07:45 PM (baL2B)

287 Went to a newpaper comment section about gun control. THAT is where you find some stupid. Stupid enough you want to punch the monitor. There was a gal there that I guess is well known in their comment section... Fucking trotted out every bullshit talking point and then closed her eyes/ears to whomever left a comment for her. (Facebook comment section which I don't comment on. Employment, privacy and what not.)

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 07:46 PM (QeH9j)

288 Coupe Deval, We will be fine if Baker wins. We will be truly screwed if Coakley wins! I read on Twitter that there is an independent candidate,jerk will take votes away from Republican Baker.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 07:46 PM (gjOCp)

289 Someone worthy of liberty pushes back harder? Or do you mean the other thing (with the boxcars)? Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 11:43 PM (hO9ad) Badonkadonk (hO9ad) History does seem to favor one over the other.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 07:46 PM (qyfb5)

290 Alton - Hang in there, only 19 minutes until pie day, depending on your time zone Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 11:41 PM THX, Hammer, for the pi-day reference. I had forgotten...I need to dig out the work laptop and set the screen-saver (or what-ever) to my Pi - day pic. I'll share tomorrow.

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 07:47 PM (JMmQ9)

291
Also no gold or silver may be sold.

Posted by: King Farack barack Otyrant des Dicktater at March 13, 2014 07:47 PM (gorVZ)

292

The item in the sidebar about Bernie Sanders poll on Global enwarmening-- currently just shy of 10,000 votes saying it's the worst thing ever and we need to tax the shit out of the energy companies and the rich to make everything all right, and only a little more than 500 that think it is bullshit by the watermelons.

And... is that hole in the Ewok pelt there so that something can come out or go in?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 13, 2014 07:47 PM (KlVdw)

293 Uh, no pants. Posted by: Jake, from State Farm, who is actually a Moron at March 13, 2014 11:45 PM (KCNdV) Ok. I have a brand new Oster 4-slice toaster for ya.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 07:48 PM (QeH9j)

294 116 I never knew Angela was so good looking. She was in one of the Frankenstein movies. I think it was Bride of Frankenstein though not sure.
Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 11:08 PM (gjOCp)

That was Elsa Lanchester

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 13, 2014 07:48 PM (ImNRL)

295 Zuckerberg went and changed the GUI at Facebook AGAIN!!!!!!1! Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 11:17 PM (HVI5a) I hate facebook. I have a sister who uses it all the time, and I'm always getting email notices that I have messages, likes and other assorted crap that I don't care about. So I delete the emails, and when my sister asks if I got the messages, or whatever, I tell her I can't remember. Facebook is a page full of busy crap that I don't care about. And who the hell are all those people that I never heard of who want to friends?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 07:48 PM (k2GaM)

296 Evening roonz and roonettez, what's everyone up to?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 07:48 PM (yh0zB)

297 NY #46 in pension liabilities? Whose ripe fecund asshole did That number crawl out from? Posted by: Corona at March 13, 2014 10:59 PM (fh2Y7) Someone who figured out us in IL are totally boned. I'm voting for Bruce Rauner, f... these politicians.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 13, 2014 07:48 PM (eBupg)

298 (singing) 3 tines a madey!

Posted by: Buh 'wheat at March 13, 2014 07:49 PM (KlVdw)

299 I hate the "everybody is ghey" or transgendered, let's all sing messaging. Now Baroque wants transgenders in military. Oh, yeah, buddy! That will scare them (as they will be the only people left to man the security). On the other hand, an army of Chaz(s?zzz's?) would scare me. It would make me laugh. Have you seen those pics of the militias in Liberia? The ones who believe that wearing women's clothing is +5 gunshot resistance? It's like a drag show combined with mad Max.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:50 PM (doBIb)

300 287 I avoid those like the plague. No rational argument ever works. I've seen those that said they don't care about the Constitution, they just don't like guns. I've wished them luck and a no knock warrant, and to be well. No hope with some.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:50 PM (ojnk6)

301 A site purporting to show all Big Bang Theory white cards. http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=447

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 07:50 PM (DmNpO)

302 Is this meant to be funny, or a passive aggressive swipe?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 13, 2014 11:31 PM (IW1TI)


Poorly worded compliment.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 13, 2014 07:50 PM (WdbF7)

303 GGE - We were just ruminating on how nice it would be for someone to bake up some apple pie for horde.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 07:51 PM (aDwsi)

304 "It would make me laugh. Have you seen those pics of the militias in Liberia? The ones who believe that wearing women's clothing is +5 gunshot resistance? It's like a drag show combined with mad Max." Posted by: EC Lord Fabulous?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 07:51 PM (lq3Ak)

305 We will be fine if Baker wins. We will be truly screwed if Coakley wins!
I read on Twitter that there is an independent candidate,jerk will take votes away from Republican Baker.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 11:46 PM (gjOCp)


Of course. Always need a straw. It's the new normal.

Posted by: Tim Cahill (I-diot) at March 13, 2014 07:51 PM (KCNdV)

306 Nerdy Girl, Delete FB account. I set one up with nothing but my name 4 years ago. I deleted all messages. There is a way to remove the account. I did this year.

Posted by: Carol at March 13, 2014 07:52 PM (gjOCp)

307 I am going to bed and the song "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight" is stuck in my head... Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 11:45 PM The Tolkens, 1956, IIRC (I often don't) They were advised by their record label not to record the song, they did anyway. It was their biggest hit. One of my all time fav's

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 07:52 PM (JMmQ9)

308 Not very surprised at the top 10. I include the "red states" Louisiana and Kentucky, which had been misrun for centuries. If not for Jindal, Louisiana might even be topping that list.

I am slightly surprised by Colorado but then I only just moved here, and I live in the most prosperous part of it (thanks taxpayers!). Actually maybe I shouldn't be so surprised. I have noticed some government waste in the University of Colorado (and in those sainted Charter!Schools!), and I have noticed some hostility to business in the state government generally.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 13, 2014 07:52 PM (30eLQ)

309 "The best way to save the elephants is to make the herds private property and allow people to legally harvest ivory and sell it."

Art Laffer (of "Laffer Curve" fame) weighed in during the huge grinding debate about how to save the California condor from extinction.

He said simply that it should be made legal to farm the things.

After a decade of that, he went on to say, there would be enough condors that you could have restaurants serving condor cacciatore without anyone getting upset.

What drives me straight up the wall is to hear progtard self-styled environmentalists repeatedly equate unlicensed poaching of big game with licensed hunting of the same.

I want to watch for them selling expensive stuff on Craiglist, contact them, say I'll pay their asking price, then show up at their door and hit them in the head and take the goods without paying. When they scream in protest, I'll say, "This is what you said was morally equivalent when it came to hunting and poaching."

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 07:53 PM (gqT4g)

310 237    For Skynyrd fans only--  if any are alive

Posted by: NCwoof at March 13, 2014 07:53 PM (aUQgu)

311 Dudes. http://t.co/mXcc53VoIE

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 07:54 PM (DmNpO)

312 307 - 'Tokens'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

313 Facebook is a page full of busy crap that I don't care about. And who the hell are all those people that I never heard of who want to friends?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 11:48 PM (k2GaM)


Facebook is stupid and I never signed but keep getting friends anyway asking to be friends. My son broke up with gf and it was the shot heard around the world. I asked him, "So, maybe you don't want to talk about it. And now you have to at 6am by people wondering why your "status" has changed (I got emails! This is BS!). Don't you think this is a stupid invasion of privacy?" He agrees, but I bet you he wills still post photos and crap. I read of people being depressed by Facebook as, like this military blog, people, uh, do not always represent themselves (not that I am not a former supermodel and/or of royal blood!).


Oh, good, for the few seconds I wrote this the "Mighty jungle and wooooo, imbumbe" song was out of my head. Now it is back.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 07:54 PM (baL2B)

314 WTF? All of a sudden I'm Casey Casem? I should probably sleep now.

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 07:54 PM (JMmQ9)

315 Okay, so what do I do with my walrus ivory earrings and stick pin?



Fuck these fucking fuckers. Leave my jewelry alone.

Posted by: tcn at March 13, 2014 07:55 PM (fwcEs)

316 311 Dudes. http://t.co/mXcc53VoIE Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 11:54 PM (DmNpO) Wut?

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 07:56 PM (doBIb)

317 Alton Jackson: 1961 for the Tokens. They also supposedly released a fantastic (and little-heard) psychedelic album in 1968.

ManWithNoParty: interestingly enough, both of the lefties I know, Marc Cooper (via FB) and Gustavo Arellano (via Twitter and OCWeekly), are very much pro-2A.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:56 PM (HVI5a)

318 GGE, 100 watt equivalent are finally out, thanks 😎🎉

Posted by: lindafell at March 13, 2014 07:56 PM (PGO8C)

319 Later rons need to crash.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 07:56 PM (Q8vlx)

320 314 After your sammich, absolutely.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 07:56 PM (ojnk6)

321 Anita Hill? WTF? I had no idea she was still revalent. What's the angle? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 13, 2014 11:06 PM It's about electing our first female president! Fight the patriarchy or whatever...load of BS

Posted by: The Farmer at March 13, 2014 07:56 PM (eBupg)

322 311   @NDH

Now seen.  Cannot be unseen.  Terror dreams ensue

Posted by: NCwoof at March 13, 2014 07:57 PM (aUQgu)

323 48176. Send up a flare. I'll find you.

The clock is ticking , and as of now we are keeping score...

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 11:32 PM (JMmQ9)




*looks in fridge* damn, all I have is chicken corn chowder, and I'm out of time anyway. Better luck next time.




BTW, all you Apple folks, don't download and use Avast Antivirus on your iMachines. Daughter just bought her new Apple computer yesterday and shipped it off today to have it wiped and reloaded.



Mac. It ain't all that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 07:57 PM (yh0zB)

324 As lousy as Family Guy is, the episode in which Quagmire tears into Brian (the dog) is great.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 07:57 PM (IW1TI)

325 A lot of songs that people think of as "'50s music" actually came out in the early 1960s.

Same with a lot of the new wave that came out at the tail end of the 1970s. A lot of it still gets lumped into those 80s flashback lunches and weekends on the radio.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:57 PM (HVI5a)

326 301 A site purporting to show all Big Bang Theory white cards. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 11:50 PM (DmNpO) Badonkadonk (DmNpO) And people wonder why I don't watch TV.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 07:57 PM (qyfb5)

327 You guys are talking about assholio TV producer supremo Chuck Lorre again?

Don't get me started...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 07:58 PM (HVI5a)

328 Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 11:54 PM (JMmQ9)

Uh....are you too senile to remember who you are married to?

http://tinyurl.com/mfg35uy

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2014 07:58 PM (QFxY5)

329 We were just ruminating on how nice it would be for someone to bake up some apple pie for horde.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 11:51 PM (aDwsi)



Oh goodness, honey! I've got pie. And lots of cupcakes, because of the boy's birthday. But I nearly always have pie somewhere around here. It's what's for dessert.

Posted by: tcn at March 13, 2014 07:58 PM (fwcEs)

330 311 Gotta be German

Posted by: gewa76 at March 13, 2014 07:58 PM (k8m83)

331 Don't know, NG, but she's told me that via her Union she forgoes SS in favor of the fantasy of a pension she envisions and contributes to. No idea how that works. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 11:28 PM (ojnk6) That's interesting, my SIL is a recently retired unionized teacher in Michigan and she will get Social Security in a few years. Some public sector employees don't pay into social security, but I never heard that of teachers. Personally I get a traditional pension from my former employer, and also paid into social security, but that is private sector. Just binged it, in most states teachers participate in social security, in a few they don't.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 07:59 PM (k2GaM)

332 286 WeirdDave and Gingy are married? I learn a lot from this blog. Don't tell our spouses. And thanks Jake, from State Farm. That was a much needed LOL post.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2014 07:59 PM (cCcme)

333 GGE - We were just ruminating on how nice it would be for someone to bake up some apple pie for horde.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 11:51 PM (aDwsi)



That would be nice. Unfortunately I'm out of apples, so you will have to settle for peach instead.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 07:59 PM (yh0zB)

334 Incidentally, fiends who live inside my computer, do you have any idea how cold it is right now on this March 14th, a week before the Spring Eternal Equivox whatever thing? It's 16 degrees and dropping, with a nice breeze. Yeah. Refreshing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:00 PM (IW1TI)

335 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 11:54 PM (DmNpO)

You didn't.

And I had such respect for you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2014 08:00 PM (QFxY5)

336 323 Mac's ain't all that? The Fanpeeps will now crawl out of the woodwork to argue. Had the same experiences, and agree. But, gird the loins and all that.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:00 PM (ojnk6)

337 324 As lousy as Family Guy is, the episode in which Quagmire tears into Brian (the dog) is great. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 11:57 PM (IW1TI) LOVE that scene.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:00 PM (QeH9j)

338 237 For Skynyrd fans only-- if any are alive

Posted by: NCwoof at March 13, 2014 11:53 PM (aUQgu)




*holds lighter in air*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:01 PM (yh0zB)

339 As I understand it Seth McFarlane and Rush Limbaugh are *actually* friends, so McFarlane can't be all bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:01 PM (HVI5a)

340 Three hard inches?

Posted by: Barry The Zero at March 13, 2014 08:01 PM (FcR7P)

341 Anita Hill still serves a purpose. She's on TV to peel a scab off an old wound. That's all.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:01 PM (IW1TI)

342 I knew there was a reason I got tired of Big Bang Theory. Way to alienate a big chunk of your audience, Chuck. Or are you like Linda Ronstadt and become distressed at the thought of conservatives in your audience?

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 08:02 PM (bPxS6)

343 I made a really nice strawberry pie this past week when strawberries went on sale at the Pig. I usually wait until June and pick them fresh, but these I couldn't pass up. Of course, they would have been better with rhubarb, but I used all that up in December when there were relatives around.


I still have a few honeycrisps I could put with a couple of Fujis and make a pretty good apple, if you let me know when you might be stopping in.

Posted by: tcn at March 13, 2014 08:02 PM (fwcEs)

344 GGE, 100 watt equivalent are finally out, thanks 😎🎉

Posted by: lindafell at March 13, 2014 11:56 PM (PGO8C)





That's right folks, buy your LED light bulbs and help some moron keep his phony baloney job!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:02 PM (yh0zB)

345 "...a week before the Spring Eternal Equivox whatever thing?" Posted by: Soothsayer I think it is the Vermin Ultravox.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 08:02 PM (lq3Ak)

346 NDH...a little more warning, please. I just assumed that was going to be missing airplane news.

Also, I'm not real sure if that image is legal

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 08:03 PM (hO9ad)

347 Epobirs: I've actually read a *lot* of Lorre's white cards at his blog/site.

The man basically admits himself that he's an emotional trainwreck. Doesn't make his obnoxious leftism (BIRM) any more palatable however.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:03 PM (HVI5a)

348 Poorly worded compliment. How dare you!

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:03 PM (IW1TI)

349 331 I'm sure IL unions carved out something legislatively that allows them not to contribhte to SS, many moons ago. Whatever the case, she is at the mercy of the IL pension system, which IL has robbed for many years. I wish her well, and hope for the best.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:03 PM (ojnk6)

350 Facebook is a page full of busy crap that I don't care about. And who the hell are all those people that I never heard of who want to friends. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 11:48 PM (k2GaM) My friends post when they are going on vacation. QuiBids is nothing compared to the deals I got on merchandise.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:03 PM (QeH9j)

351

FREEBIRD!!

It was funny hubby and I were at a Clint Black concert in a very small venue, so people were calling out songs when he would do his little chatter stuff between songs, and he pretended like someone called that out.

He was a very fun show.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 08:03 PM (HUTO5)

352 As I understand it Seth McFarlane and Rush Limbaugh are *actually* friends, so McFarlane can't be all bad. He did something nice for Andrew Breitbart when they appeared together on Bill Maher's show. He asked for AB's cell and called his son speaking in Peter Griffin's voice for like 15 minutes cracking jokes.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 08:04 PM (doBIb)

353 I made a really nice strawberry pie this past week when strawberries went on sale at the Pig. I usually wait until June and pick them fresh, but these I couldn't pass up. Of course, they would have been better with rhubarb, but I used all that up in December when there were relatives around.




I just tried my apple cream pie recipe with peaches and it was absolutely fantastic. Can't wait to try it with strawberries. Apparently the Harris Teeter down the road has rhubarb, too...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:04 PM (yh0zB)

354 Did someone say "Ultravox"?????

I love their 1984 album "Lament," although Midge Ure put an incredible anti-patriotism song on it called "Heart of the Country."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:04 PM (HVI5a)

355 I get the democrat's 'war on wimmen' charade, but where does Hillary! fit into that? She's less feminine than a monster truck. But nowhere near as entertaining.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 08:04 PM (afNM6)

356 Clint Black is one of my favorite artists.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:05 PM (yh0zB)

357 Just binged it, in most states teachers participate in social security, in a few they don't. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 11:59 PM (k2GaM) Definitely don't in Cali. And their fund is pretty solvent, so much so that the state government is trying to get its claws on it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:05 PM (Pfvig)

358 I think it is the Vermin Ultravox. Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 12:02 AM (lq3Ak) Badonkadonk (lq3Ak) I saw Ultravox open for... ...ehhh, forget it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 08:05 PM (qyfb5)

359 I think it is the Vermin Ultravox. or maybe it's the Laverne & Shirley Equifax?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:05 PM (IW1TI)

360 EC: wow. McFarlane sounds like a classy guy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:05 PM (HVI5a)

361 The man basically admits himself that he's an emotional trainwreck. Doesn't make his obnoxious leftism (BIRM) any more palatable however. Charlie Sheen must have been 100% right about him.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 08:06 PM (doBIb)

362 GGE, 100 watt equivalent are finally out, thanks 😎🎉 ------ Yeah, yeah..., but what about the CRI?

Posted by: Incandescent Bulbous at March 13, 2014 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

363 Quagmire/Brian scene. http://tinyurl.com/2e3gm26

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:06 PM (QeH9j)

364 Merovign: actually Ultravox was pretty big in the early 1980s, especially in Europe.

I think they actually had U2 opening for *them* at one point. Of course at the time, U2 was just another pipsqueak anti-war Irish combo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:06 PM (HVI5a)

365 357 Seems to be the case in IL as well Tammy. Hi, how are you? :-).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:07 PM (ojnk6)

366 McFarlane sounds like a classy guy. Eh. Maybe.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 08:08 PM (doBIb)

367 What song can over-ride the jungle song in head without waking husband, sleeping like a little snoring lamb?

Lynyrd Skynyrd? Whisky Mama, brand new car, oak tree you're in my way. Oh, good, it's working! ooothatsmell. Ok. Not a great night song for head at bedtime with triple seven nuke plane. Adele? I can crank that one in the car like nobody's bidness along with Fire to the rain. hums. Also, Kansas' What's On My Mind." ok. that one. rock on.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 08:08 PM (baL2B)

368 Doing okay, Man! How 'bout yourself?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:08 PM (Pfvig)

369 It's 16 degrees and dropping, with a nice breeze. Yeah. Refreshing. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2014 12:00 AM (IW1TI) Badonkadonk (IW1TI) So what are you doing stuck inside?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 08:09 PM (qyfb5)

370 Heya Tammy.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 08:09 PM (doBIb)

371 338    GGE


pre lighter times.    prolly too wasted to bother

Posted by: NCwoof at March 13, 2014 08:09 PM (aUQgu)

372 And with a stroke of the pen, Obama has devalued everything previously legal to $0. You can't sell it, it has no value whatsoever.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at March 13, 2014 10:54 PM (Nk6GS)


On the other hand, now that all ivory is "contraband", a black market will spring up, and the sky's the limit on prices.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2014 08:09 PM (sWPKW)

373 Per BBC World News another knife attack in China.

Posted by: Adam at March 13, 2014 08:09 PM (Aif/5)

374 EC: I am most definitely *not* a fan of Sheen's, but I think in the case of Lorre he was probably right about a lot of the weird stuff going on behind the scenes.

It's especially weird about Lorre because you'd think he would have learned something about not being a Hollywood dickhead. He's described numerous times in his writings and interviews what screwed up, arrogant, antisocial crazies most of the women he worked for on various sitcoms in the 1990s were. He was unceremoniously fired from no less than *three* hit sitcoms, no less: "Roseanne" (where he was fired by Barr), "Grace Under Fire" (where he was fired by Brett Butler), and Cybill (where he was fired by-- you guessed it-- Cybill Shepherd herself).

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:09 PM (HVI5a)

375 As lousy as Family Guy is, the episode in which Quagmire tears into Brian (the dog) is great. *** I LOVE that scene. It just played again.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO)

376 no less, no less, no less....
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:10 PM (HVI5a)

377 Yeah, yeah..., but what about the CRI?

Posted by: Incandescent Bulbous at March 14, 2014 12:06 AM (aDwsi)




CRI of 80 across the board. Not as good as incandescent, but a little better than florescent.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:10 PM (yh0zB)

378 Per BBC World News another knife attack in China. Their gun ban is working spectacularly.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 08:10 PM (doBIb)

379 A while back I mentioned ELECTRA GLIDE IN BLUE. Anyone remember this? When I was a kid my older bro had the soundtrack album. Anyone remember the album jacket?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:11 PM (IW1TI)

380 Merovign: actually Ultravox was pretty big in the early 1980s, especially in Europe.

This is true. I was told this by a Serbian friend who was there.

Midge Ure and Ultravox had passed the scene already by the time I showed (back) up in the UK (late 1980s), but the music press still remembered them and dropped their names a lot.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 13, 2014 08:11 PM (30eLQ)

381 Look who wet his patns in February 2009... http://t.co/ZwmQRLgWtL I wonder how that's working out for him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:11 PM (DmNpO)

382 I saw Vermin Ultravox open for Cheap Trick back in '79...

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 08:11 PM (JMmQ9)

383 What song can over-ride the jungle song in head without waking husband, sleeping like a little snoring lamb? Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Been in my head since that Malay plane went down, and I googled it to see how long it took them to find her, because I am sick of people who are shocked, shocked I tell you, that they can't find an airplane in the middle of the god damned ocean in an hour or two. Been in my head ever since.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:11 PM (Pfvig)

384 pre lighter times. prolly too wasted to bother

Posted by: NCwoof at March 14, 2014 12:09 AM (aUQgu)





Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:11 PM (yh0zB)

385 368 Diggn it Tammy. Just got good news about a new great job to replace my older OK job, so pumped. Doing the phone interviews with CEO and VP tomorrow. Could use all the good karma and prayers the Horde has to offer.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:12 PM (ojnk6)

386 Anybody here that no less than Chris(sy) Matthews actually admitted to Joe Scarborough on MSNBC just recently that the Dems are going to *lose* the Senate??

Matthews must have been especially drunk that morning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:12 PM (HVI5a)

387 Merovign: actually Ultravox was pretty big in the early 1980s, especially in Europe. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2014 12:06 AM (HVI5a) Badonkadonk (HVI5a) Yes, they were a megaband. Have a couple of CDs in a box somewhere with the Cocteau Twins, Cure, DM, ad nauseam. Listening to Obsidia now. Can't go back... http://youtu.be/i8PZFQz-qmo

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 08:13 PM (qyfb5)

388 because I am sick of people who are shocked, shocked I tell you, that they can't find an airplane in the middle of the god damned ocean in an hour or two. I said something along these lines earlier today.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:13 PM (IW1TI)

389 Outstanding, Man!!!! You can absolutely count on my prayers, good vibes, and all around positive thinking. You got this!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:13 PM (Pfvig)

390 338 237 For Skynyrd fans only-- if any are alive Posted by: NCwoof at March 13, 2014 11:53 PM (aUQgu) *holds lighter in air* Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 12:01 AM (yh0zB) Free Bird!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2014 08:13 PM (m0oDG)

391 Merovign: any Kraftwerk in that collection? ;-)

(Craig Ferguson has been especially ragging on them lately.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:14 PM (HVI5a)

392 "And [the CA state teachers'] fund is pretty solvent, so much so that the state government is trying to get its claws on it."

::: pops popcorn, drenches in bacon grease, opens Val-U-Rite, sits back :::

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 08:14 PM (gqT4g)

393 Tammy: thanks.

The seventies through early 80's made best music, evah.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 08:14 PM (baL2B)

394 A question for the horde. Do we, as American citizens, have the right to defend ourselves against home invaders?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:14 PM (yh0zB)

395 in b4 someone refers to TANGERINE DREAM!

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:15 PM (IW1TI)

396 Christy: you said it.

Whatever became of The Vapors, anyway? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:15 PM (HVI5a)

397 Soothsayer: don't forget Spyro Gyra!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:15 PM (HVI5a)

398 394 Of course. May I ask why the queetion was framed in such a manner?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:15 PM (ojnk6)

399 Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Been in my head since that Malay plane went down, and I googled it to see how long it took them to find her, because I am sick of people who are shocked, shocked I tell you, that they can't find an airplane in the middle of the god damned ocean in an hour or two. Been in my head ever since. *** I'm fascinated by the relatively recent idea that it was taken down by a rogue wave. How many centuries were seamen called insane, if they survived to tell the tale of rogue waves?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:15 PM (DmNpO)

400 A question for the horde. Do we, as American citizens, have the right to defend ourselves against home invaders? Does the Pope wear funny hat?

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 08:16 PM (doBIb)

401 I said something along these lines earlier today. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2014 12:13 AM (IW1TI) I mean seriously, right?? People have no idea how big this planet is and how puny we, and anything we build, are in comparison. It's the main reason this fucking global warming bullshit infuriates me. Like a little gas is gonna make one iota's worth of difference to Mother Nature.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:17 PM (Pfvig)

402 Whatever became of The Vapors, anyway? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2014 12:15 AM (HVI5a)


I don't know about this Vapors but their dang song got stuck in head. Maybe gone now? Like hiccups. egad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 08:17 PM (baL2B)

403 @394 The duty. My wife isn't going to do it. The dog will lick them to death eventually.

Posted by: Beagle at March 13, 2014 08:17 PM (sOtz/)

404 Merovign: any Kraftwerk in that collection? ;-) (Craig Ferguson has been especially ragging on them lately.) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2014 12:14 AM (HVI5a) Badonkadonk (HVI5a) No, actually. Never really got on board with much of the German music.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 08:17 PM (qyfb5)

405 Electra Glide in Blue - Robert Blake. Yeah I remember it.

Posted by: Incandescent Bulbous at March 13, 2014 08:18 PM (aDwsi)

406 Christy: their song, "Turning Japanese," is IMHO kinda like "Blazing Saddles" -- a great piece of pop culture that couldn't be released today because of PCness.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:18 PM (HVI5a)

407 >>> I'm fascinated by the relatively recent idea that it was taken down by a rogue wave.

Rogue wave took down the airliner?  That's one tall wave.

Posted by: Bomber at March 13, 2014 08:19 PM (G8OL9)

408 NDH, I think about that, too! I think it was a phenomenon called the three sisters, 3 big ones in a row. And they were probably laughed at for believing it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:19 PM (Pfvig)

409 389 Thanks Tammy, for the encouragement. Doubt I'll sleep much tonight, given tomorrow and all. Feel the same way. Watch out for me tomorrow, bitchez....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:19 PM (ojnk6)

410 Anyway. I've mentioned it earlier, but it seems I actually need to post this:

http://www.denverpost.com/politics/ci_25309099/ ninth-graders-want-denver-voters-take-crack-at

This prep-school in the article, which is recruiting students as left-wing activists, by which I mean actually canvassing for support of anti-liberty regulations (instead of, well, teaching), is in a chain of charter schools called STRIVE. You can get to their buzzword-and-Obama-font blue homepage here:

http://www.striveprep.org/

Before the Right starts tilting its collective head and supporting those wonderful charter schools, because softbigotryoflowexpectations, please understand what those charter schools are teaching. Anyone remember this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Red_School_House

We've seen this play before. Progressives have a wishlist of stuff they want - in this case, money to train the revolutionary vanguard - and it gets sold to the Right as well you do want to help the kids right?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 13, 2014 08:19 PM (30eLQ)

411 "Like a little gas is gonna make one iota's worth of difference to Mother Nature." Posted by: Tammy al-Thor No, no, no... You see, when a butterfly flaps its wings? ...I lose $43,000 in the stock market. -Because Gaia. ...or something.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 08:20 PM (lq3Ak)

412 Rogue wave took down the airliner? That's one tall wave. *** Funny guy

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:20 PM (DmNpO)

413 The only bulb I could find with a better CRI was a GE Reveal at 90 but it was $20+/per bulb for a max of 60 watt equivalency. There are just some place I need 100 watts. The Cree's are about $20/each also but that's for 100 watts. I know it's a lot for A single bulb, but in Texas, when it's 100 plus degrees outside its worth having bulbs that don't give off a bunch of heat inside.

Posted by: lindafell at March 13, 2014 08:21 PM (PGO8C)

414 406 Christy: their song, "Turning Japanese," is IMHO kinda like "Blazing Saddles" -- a great piece of pop culture that couldn't be released today because of PCness.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2014 12:18 AM (HVI5a)


My Daddy did not like Toyotas, which we all have or had. Refused to by any car but American. He is gone now but remains a Marine in heaven. Will have to check song out. The WWII Museum in NOLA has some funny propaganda stuff.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 08:21 PM (baL2B)

415 Slap - Here..., have a nice frosty can of Chaos.

Posted by: Incandescent Bulbous at March 13, 2014 08:21 PM (aDwsi)

416 Probably a rogue wave sharknado, the perfect storm.

Posted by: Beagle at March 13, 2014 08:21 PM (sOtz/)

417 The Gowdy clip brought tears to my eyes. God protect that man. They'll becoming after him. If he's your Rep, or even if he is not consider calling his office to thank that patriot tomorrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2014 08:21 PM (XyM/Y)

418 Free Bird! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2014 12:13 AM You forgot the lighter held aloft. -1 point on your final exam. (bebe, you do know that I'm just fcukin' with you, right?)

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 08:22 PM (JMmQ9)

419 >>>Rogue wave took down the airliner? That's one tall wave.

Posted by: Bomber at March 14, 2014 12:19 AM (G8OL9)<<<


Globull warming. There's nothin' it can't do.

Posted by: ManBearPig at March 13, 2014 08:22 PM (KCNdV)

420 What if the home invaders have the sanction of the State?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:23 PM (yh0zB)

421 Cruz/Gowdy 2016 Works for me. Though I must say that I'd be entertained by Gowdy at DOJ.

Posted by: Incandescent Bulbous at March 13, 2014 08:23 PM (aDwsi)

422 "Slap - Here..., have a nice frosty can of Chaos." Posted by: Incandescent Bulbous *opens chaos* *sips* ...Hmm. I thought it would be more zesty.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 08:23 PM (lq3Ak)

423 394 A question for the horde. Do we, as American citizens, have the right to defend ourselves against home invaders? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 12:14 AM (yh0zB) Right? Yes. Will you be charged for exercising said right, depends.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:23 PM (QeH9j)

424 P.S. Regarding this PC crapola...my kids went to school with black kids and other minorities. One son worked with a black guy, a good friend and football college foe...they joke about race all the time. So did other comedians. It seems the Age of Baroque has brought on sensitive-pants season. bah. Sweet dreams, my pretties.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 08:23 PM (baL2B)

425 I seem to recall that it took a while to find the Edmund Fitzgerald at the bottom of Lake Superior. Years in fact. So why isn't any surprise they can't find a jet in the largest body of water in the world. Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a beautiful, mournful song. I love it.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 13, 2014 08:24 PM (8SsiG)

426 For the older ivory, a little carbon-14 testing help prove it was pre-1989?

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 13, 2014 11:28 PM (AymDN)


Carbon dating is just not that accurate. Not to mention that the tusks from which the ivory is made will contain ivory of ages spanning the elephant's entire life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2014 08:24 PM (sWPKW)

427 420 What if the home invaders have the sanction of the State? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 12:23 AM (yh0zB) Founding Fathers say yes. Good luck.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:24 PM (QeH9j)

428 NDH, I think about that, too! I think it was a phenomenon called the three sisters, 3 big ones in a row. And they were probably laughed at for believing it. *** I read somewhere that it happens.... a lot! That it happens regularly where opposing winds meet with strong currents, such as in the Bermuda Triangle and in severe storms where waves are tossed to and fro. One wave collapses into another and the combined energy creates a rogue. So... I sat along the river just prior to a storm and watched the horizon. Sure enough, the waves had a general height to them but, every now and then. one would suddenly pop up that dwarfed the others. Really cool to observe. Like a small laboratory.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:25 PM (DmNpO)

429 A question for the horde. Do we, as American citizens, have the right to defend ourselves against home invaders?

As human beings created by God in His image, we have the inherent right to defend all our other rights from all who would violate them by whatever means they make necessary.

Whether the lesser laws of men recognize that right doesn't much matter until afterward.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 08:25 PM (hO9ad)

430 422 "Slap - Here..., have a nice frosty can of Chaos." Posted by: Incandescent Bulbous *opens chaos* *sips* ...Hmm. I thought it would be more zesty. Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 12:23 AM (lq3Ak) Try a twist of lime.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 08:25 PM (afNM6)

431 Out spot! Out damned bulbous spot

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 08:26 PM (aDwsi)

432 417 The Gowdy clip brought tears to my eyes. God protect that man. They'll becoming after him. If he's your Rep, or even if he is not consider calling his office to thank that patriot tomorrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 12:21 AM (XyM/Y)


Yes, may God protect him and other rare patriots of today. I flat out love Rep Gowdy.


I would work hard if we had Cruz/Gowdy 2016.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 08:26 PM (baL2B)

433 The reason I ask is because I've been watching the shenanigans in Connecticut, and seeing similar things happening in California of all places, and New York, and Colorado, and other places that passed bans on scary looking cosmetic features and magazines that hold the number of cartridges that the manufacturers designed for, and I've been reading some LEOs saying they would not enforce such laws and others saying they can't wait to start kicking doors down...and I wonder if cooler heads will prevail before or after the bloodshed starts.



I'm praying for before.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:26 PM (yh0zB)

434 Best o' luck, MWNP!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 08:26 PM (T1005)

435 #347

I was familiar with the site already. The infamous feud with Charlie Sheen had of those cards as the supposed straw that broke the camel's back.

I can accept that a lot of creative people whose work I enjoy are not going to share my political beliefs. That doesn't means they need to go out of their way to make me want to avoid their work in the future. I guess Chuck has gotten so absurdly wealthy he just doesn't care anymore.

About twenty years ago I was at my older sister's house and met a couple who were in her social circle at the time. I cannot remember why but something about Barbra Streisand came up and they said they were unfamiliar with the movie because they wouldn't contribute tot he success of anything with her in it. At the time I couldn't understand this attitude.

Today I understand it perfectly and feel the same about a lot of people in various creative fields. They may not personally want to see me dead but they give a lot of money to those who do.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 08:27 PM (bPxS6)

436 If you allow private ownership of herds can't you harvest ivory without actually killing the elephant? Can't you just tranquilize it, cut it's tusk off, and then let them go about their way?

Posted by: lindafell at March 13, 2014 08:27 PM (PGO8C)

437 "A question for the horde. Do we, as American citizens, have the right to defend ourselves against home invaders?" Yup. Especially if he's after my papers. ...rolling or otherwise.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 08:27 PM (lq3Ak)

438 420 Sanction of the state matters not. Rights we were born with do not get trumped by state sanctions.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:27 PM (ojnk6)

439 Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 14, 2014 12:23 AM (baL2B) The race PC bullshit has been simmering. In the age of the lightbringer it's coming to a head. The actual hate hate haters are coming out of the woodwork.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:28 PM (QeH9j)

440 Good luck on job, MWNP.

Love y'all. Seriously, in bad times you make me laugh.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 13, 2014 08:28 PM (baL2B)

441 I seem to recall that it took a while to find the Edmund Fitzgerald at the bottom of Lake Superior. Years in fact. So why isn't any surprise they can't find a jet in the largest body of water in the world. Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a beautiful, mournful song. I love it. *** The mystery of the airliner isn't that it's known to have sunk and can't be found in a particular area, it's that it increasingly looks more sinister and results in a massive number of possibilities as to where it might be located.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:28 PM (DmNpO)

442 and others saying they can't wait to start kicking doors down They'll never be able to sustain the pace over time. Sooner or later, they will be met with an immovable object.

Posted by: EC at March 13, 2014 08:28 PM (doBIb)

443 "Try a twist of lime." Posted by: model_1066 I think that made it angry. *sets chaos down* *slowly backs away*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 08:28 PM (lq3Ak)

444 And consider sending i around to your contacts; It needs to go viral.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2014 08:28 PM (XyM/Y)

445 NDH, hell it happens at the beach regularly, not big rogue ones, but they tend to come in sets. It's fascinating. I can well imagine when other factors play into. All I know is, I'd shit down both sides of my leg if I saw a wave 40 feet tall. I do ot know how in the hell those guys surf thise big ones, let alone those monster 100 footers. I get sweaty palms just thinking about it. And lord do not get me started on the butterfly wing flapping shit.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:29 PM (Pfvig)

446 Epobirs: right on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:29 PM (HVI5a)

447 excuse me Da BEARS are coming thank you

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 13, 2014 08:29 PM (At8tV)

448 424 Thank you CTH. I will kill it. Guaranfreakingteed.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:29 PM (ojnk6)

449 Works for me. Though I must say that I'd be entertained by Gowdy at DOJ. *** I'd prefer him at DOJ

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:30 PM (DmNpO)

450

The mystery of the airliner isn't that it's known to have sunk and can't be found in a particular area, it's that it increasingly looks more sinister and results in a massive number of possibilities as to where it might be located.


Well, I just finished up watching all 5 seasons of Fringe, so I suggest you look for the alternate universe and ask William Bell (He looks like Mr. Spock, just a coincidence though).

Posted by: puddleglum at March 13, 2014 08:30 PM (8SsiG)

451 Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a beautiful, mournful song. I love it. Oh, me too, I love it. I remember being so surprised that it was about a modern wreck. I pictured a clipper ship, lyrics notwithstanding. I was well old enough to remember it happening, but I don't. Not a bit, and I'd have been 12, I think.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:31 PM (Pfvig)

452 440 Thanks Christy! Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:31 PM (ojnk6)

453 418 Free Bird! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2014 12:13 AM You forgot the lighter held aloft. -1 point on your final exam. (bebe, you do know that I'm just fcukin' with you, right?) Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 14, 2014 12:22 AM (JMmQ9) I thought GGE had the lighter out. It fucking sucks, everyone holds up cell phones now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2014 08:31 PM (m0oDG)

454 I would like to see Gowdy at the DOJ also.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2014 08:31 PM (XyM/Y)

455 They'll never be able to sustain the pace over time. Sooner or later, they will be met with an immovable object.

Posted by: EC at March 14, 2014 12:28 AM (doBIb)




This is absolutely correct, but it will take time to herd the cats into some semblance of order. I'm heartened by the number of stunned politicians that just can't fathom the fact that Americans will simply ignore laws they consider to be unjust, and the number of Americans who are doing just that. I'm hoping that these politicians are smart enough to see the handwriting on the wall and realize that "don't want to" =/= "won't" before this matter gets out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:32 PM (yh0zB)

456 The mystery of the airliner isn't that it's known to have sunk and can't be found in a particular area, it's that it increasingly looks more sinister and results in a massive number of possibilities as to where it might be located. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 14, 2014 12:28 AM Like I said the other night (Sunday / Monday): the "black box" will never be recovered.

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 08:32 PM (JMmQ9)

457 451: I was 8 or something. I remember the song when it came out, but not the wreck.

Posted by: puddleglum at March 13, 2014 08:32 PM (8SsiG)

458 Goodnight Christy!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:33 PM (HVI5a)

459 Impotence, goiters, and myopia

Posted by: We 3 kings of Obama nigh at March 13, 2014 08:33 PM (FbMva)

460 I thought GGE had the lighter out. It fucking sucks, everyone holds up cell phones now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 14, 2014 12:31 AM (m0oDG)




I don't have the lighter app on my cell phone.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:33 PM (yh0zB)

461 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 14, 2014 12:28 AM (DmNpO) Nied, I was meaning just the general chatter the first few days about why it was taking so long to find "a debris field"

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:34 PM (Pfvig)

462 Alton Jackson: do you think the irretrievability of the "black box" is by chance, or by design?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:34 PM (HVI5a)

463 #450

There you go. The plane is in a universe where all the geography is marked with giant lettering, where the map IS the territory.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 08:34 PM (bPxS6)

464 They'll never be able to sustain the pace over time. Sooner or later, they will be met with an immovable object.

Posted by: EC at March 14, 2014 12:28 AM (doBIb)

It stops the first time someone says No and has neighbors to back him up.


There is a wonderful scene in the fifth Fast and Furious movie where the Rock and his FBI squad tell Diesel and Walker that they're under arrest. The couple hundred other racers and their entourage's all draw. Diesel then responds 'That's funny. I don't feel like I'm under arrest'.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 08:34 PM (hO9ad)

465 NDH, hell it happens at the beach regularly, not big rogue ones, but they tend to come in sets. It's fascinating. I can well imagine when other factors play into. All I know is, I'd shit down both sides of my leg if I saw a wave 40 feet tall. I do ot know how in the hell those guys surf thise big ones, let alone those monster 100 footers. I get sweaty palms just thinking about it. And lord do not get me started on the butterfly wing flapping shit. *** Although I live about 10 miles from the beach, I drive about 40 miles to my favorite beach because I can walk about a mile down the beach and most often not see another person. BUT that can also freak me out a little if I let it because every now and then a wave will come in a little higher and stronger and I realize that if I were swept out nobody would even know for hours if not days. They'd probably think I was a suicide or just some idiot swimming where I shouldn't have been swimming.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:34 PM (DmNpO)

466 I forgot about Spyro Gyra.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:34 PM (IW1TI)

467 Nied, I was meaning just the general chatter the first few days about why it was taking so long to find "a debris field" ** Ahhhh. I see.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:35 PM (DmNpO)

468 Only clicked on one link........ Zombie........ very provocative and informative essay. It is always opinions I have thought before however your disection was epic. Congrats

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 13, 2014 08:35 PM (W3UHW)

469 I don't have the lighter app on my cell phone. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 12:33 AM Zippo. Accept no substitute.

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 08:36 PM (JMmQ9)

470 How long did it take for divers to find the Titanic? I think it wasn't found until the late 1970s, but I could be very wrong about that.

Anyway, it'll be interesting to see if Flight 370 becomes the next great lost wreck for adventurous people to seek.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:36 PM (HVI5a)

471 Da BEARS are coming thank you Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 12:29 AM (At8tV) Indeed, coming to a Kiev near you!

Posted by: Putin at March 13, 2014 08:36 PM (WlWt+)

472 Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Been in my head since that Malay plane went down, and I googled it to see how long it took them to find her, because I am sick of people who are shocked, shocked I tell you, that they can't find an airplane in the middle of the god damned ocean in an hour or two. Been in my head ever since. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor Tammy I live near the great lakes and that incident...well we are in the same place.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 13, 2014 08:36 PM (eBupg)

473 Soothsayer: actually Spyro Gyra were pretty good.

I LOVE "Morning Dance." Fantastically tuneful morningtime pick-me-up instrumental piece.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:37 PM (HVI5a)

474 I'd prefer him at DOJ Speaker of the House. We need to keep the good ones in congress & send more fresh ones in to undo all the Marxist shit.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 13, 2014 08:37 PM (m0oDG)

475 btw, for all you Star Trek nerds, in case you're unaware, a group of independent Star Trek fans produced several "new" episodes on their own that continue the Enterprise's missions. the episodes can be found online are they good? well, I give them an "A" for effort. But they're certainly watchable. Good enough, I'd say.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:38 PM (IW1TI)

476 I forgot about Spyro Gyra. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2014 12:34 AM I had too, until you mentioned them. THX

Posted by: AltonJackson's uncle had a cow named Bossy at March 13, 2014 08:38 PM (JMmQ9)

477 "If you allow private ownership of herds can't you harvest ivory without actually killing the elephant? Can't you just tranquilize it, cut it's tusk off, and then let them go about their way?"

Sure. You can cut the horns off of endangered rhino, too. If that's allowed by law.

Whereas in a lot of places it's "interfering with an endangered species". And illegal.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 08:38 PM (gqT4g)

478 I read something on bob-owens.com about an app called zello that is basically a PTT network on your cell phone. Does anyone know anything about it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:38 PM (yh0zB)

479 I've posted this before but Zombie missed. Minimum wage laws had their roots in unquestionably racist motivations:
http://www.princeton.edu/~tleonard/papers/Eugenics.pdf

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 08:39 PM (bPxS6)

480 474 Unfortunately, we couldn't elect him there Bebe. Best we could do is get him there again, and then hope the House finds its mind and puts him there.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 08:39 PM (ojnk6)

481 Farmer, that is so cool! I hope to visit your neck of the woods some day; I have heard it is gorgeous up there.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:40 PM (Pfvig)

482 Missed ONE. I hate when I leave out a word like that. It made it sound like I was suggesting Zombie was wrong when instead I wanted to add another example supporting her thesis.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 08:40 PM (bPxS6)

483 Nied, I love the ocean, but am terrified of it even more than I love it. And all I know is, if that plane blew up at 35,000 feet, I hope the debris didn't take out any of these butterflies on whom our very lives depend.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:43 PM (Pfvig)

484 470 How long did it take for divers to find the Titanic? I think it wasn't found until the late 1970s, but I could be very wrong about that. Anyway, it'll be interesting to see if Flight 370 becomes the next great lost wreck for adventurous people to seek. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2014 12:36 AM (HVI5a) It was found with a submersible...it's in about 3700 meters of really cold water, much too deep for a diver.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 08:43 PM (afNM6)

485 #478

There are several versions of that, some of them from the carriers themselves, but none hold a candle to the old Nextel iDEN network. The way the cellular systems work doesn't lend it self to working like that.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 08:43 PM (bPxS6)

486 GGE - * starts unloading ruck, clears/secures ordnance, unlaces boots * Whew. For a moment there, I thought I was in for an over-night forced march east..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 08:44 PM (aDwsi)

487 How easy would it be to find a light brown Boeing 777 in the middle of the desert? Okay, now put a white 777 at the bottom of an ocean. You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la ... After nine days I let the horse run free 'Cause the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things there was sand and hills and rings The ocean is a desert with it's life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love

Posted by: Soothsayer makes little sense in this comment, but you ge the point at March 13, 2014 08:44 PM (IW1TI)

488 Whew. For a moment there, I thought I was in for an over-night forced march east..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 14, 2014 12:44 AM (aDwsi)



Nice to know my back is had. Just bring lawyers guns and money.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:45 PM (yh0zB)

489 Model_1066: didn't realize. Thanks.

When was the Titanic found? Around 1977?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:45 PM (HVI5a)

490 Re Zombie's essay....... all you have to do is look at the state of the African-American family before and after LBJ.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 13, 2014 08:46 PM (W3UHW)

491 I mean seriously, right?? People have no idea how big this planet is and how puny we, and anything we build, are in comparison. It's the main reason this fucking global warming bullshit infuriates me. Like a little gas is gonna make one iota's worth of difference to Mother Nature.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 12:17 AM (Pfvig)



Like I always said, if you can't see me give you the finger from an airplane, you're not gonna mind my aerosol cans..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2014 08:46 PM (FMbng)

492 Sure. You can cut the horns off of endangered rhino, too. If that's allowed by law. Whereas in a lot of places it's "interfering with an endangered species". And illegal. By Torquewrench Remove the ivory/horn from the animal=no reason to kill the animal.....DUH!!! I would think that it would be a win-win situation.....there I go thinking again.....what was I thinking???

Posted by: lindafell at March 13, 2014 08:46 PM (PGO8C)

493

I lived in Duluth MN when the Edmund Fitzgerald left port. I saw Gordon Lightfoot do that song right after it came out on LP.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house at the end of the song. It's very haunting. I have never been out on Gitchigoomee on a boat - that lake is huge and scares the crap out of me.

 

I have sat up on the cliffs in the spring time and watched the wind push the huge ice floes up onto the cliffs. It's very exhilarating thing to see, but that lake can show you Nature.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 08:47 PM (HUTO5)

494 Posted by: Epobirs at March 14, 2014 12:43 AM (bPxS6)



I remember that Nextel had it. Sounds kind of like a voice to text like thing where you have a group pre-arranged that you can contact with the push of a single button.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:47 PM (yh0zB)

495 If you allow private ownership of herds can't you harvest ivory without actually killing the elephant? Can't you just tranquilize it, cut it's tusk off, and then let them go about their way?

Posted by: lindafell at March 14, 2014 12:27 AM (PGO8C)


Or you could just transport the elephant to Alabama, and gently tug on the tusk, and it will slip free. Because in Alabama, the tuscaloosa.

Posted by: Groucho Marx at March 13, 2014 08:47 PM (sWPKW)

496 (doBIb) It stops the first time someone says No and has neighbors to back him up. Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2014 12:34 AM (hO9ad From the sites I visit everyone is waiting for the first person to strike the match. Nobody wants to be that guy though.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:47 PM (QeH9j)

497 I recently watched a couple documentaries about the sinking (and raising) of that Russian nuclear sub called the Kursk. That being trapped under the ocean shit gives me the heebie jeebies. Fascinating how they raised it off the ocean floor considering that it weighs over 9,000 tons.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 08:47 PM (afNM6)

498 It stops the first time someone says No and has neighbors to back him up.


Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2014 12:34 AM (hO9ad

From the sites I visit everyone is waiting for the first person to strike the match.

Nobody wants to be that guy though.

Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 12:47 AM (QeH9j)



There is that, and plus...where are your neighbors at 0-dark:thirty?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 08:49 PM (yh0zB)

499 model_1066 - Highly recommended read http://www.amazon.com/Blind-Mans-Bluff-Submarine-Espionage/dp/006097771X

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 08:50 PM (aDwsi)

500 Posted by: alamogordo at March 14, 2014 12:47 AM (HUTO5) My dad fishes on Superior, around the Apostle Islands. Apparently lots of people go kayaking around there without the slightest consideration of what the lake is capable of, and get themselves killed. What he's seen them do is the equivalent of climbing Everest in a T-shirt and flip-flops.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 08:51 PM (afNM6)

501 And all I know is, if that plane blew up at 35,000 feet, I hope the debris didn't take out any of these butterflies on whom our very lives depend. *** Damn butterflies. They are just bugs with wings, really.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:51 PM (DmNpO)

502 Like I always said, if you can't see me give you the finger from an airplane, you're not gonna mind my aerosol cans.. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2014 12:46 AM (FMbng) Didn't they just recently quietly admit that the fucking ozone layer has apparently always had a hole in it? As a part of how it functions? They probably damn near plugged up the fucking vent to space with all their fucking bans and regulations. I miss aerosol cans.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:51 PM (Pfvig)

503 470 How long did it take for divers to find the Titanic? I think it wasn't found until the late 1970s, but I could be very wrong about that. Not to nit pick, but "divers" never found the Titanic, it's far too deep. It was found by DSVs. OK, sorry, that was exactly nit picking. What fascinates me about Titanic is 2 things. #1, how small it is in modern terms. We think of it as, heh, titanic, but it was about the size of a modern mid size cruse ship. Google it's dimensions and those of the Carnival Inspiration, which makes 3 and 4 day cruses from Florida to Mexico. They're about the same size. #2, and this is amazing, Titanic happened to fall into about a 10 second window where it could have sunk. They've done computer simulations of flow dynamics and hull shape and propulsion etc.. and found that if it had started turning to avoid the iceberg 5 seconds earlier, it would have missed the 'berg. 5 seconds later and it would have hit it head on enough that the bow would have been crushed but enough compartments would have held to keep it afloat. There was a 10 second window in which it was doomed. It hit that window dead on.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2014 08:51 PM (FsjuI)

504 All you need to do is watch LAW ABIDING CITIZEN once and ALL your questions about home invasion are answered. Can I gets an amen?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:52 PM (IW1TI)

505 model_1066 - Here's a copy for $3.41, free shipping! http://tinyurl.com/m7xe3a4

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 08:53 PM (aDwsi)

506 OMG, that Great Lakes ice shit... did y'all see that video of the ice coming right up out of the lake like the fucking BLOB and crushing a condo unit??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:53 PM (Pfvig)

507 Damn... my eyes close there for awhile. The Sandman cometh. ...goodnight folks. *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 13, 2014 08:53 PM (lq3Ak)

508 OMG, that Great Lakes ice shit... did y'all see that video of the ice coming right up out of the lake like the fucking BLOB and crushing a condo unit?? *** Yes! Freaky!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 08:54 PM (DmNpO)

509 Yeah, I'm out, Pi or no Pi

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 13, 2014 08:54 PM (aDwsi)

510 Weirddave: hmmm...

Also, just checked the good ol' search engines. Titanic was found in 1985, supposedly during a secret cold war mission.

So 1914 to 1985... 71 years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:54 PM (HVI5a)

511 Since Zimmerman isn't ever going to go away, I guess his next logical step is a porn career/sex tape.

Posted by: NCKate at March 13, 2014 08:55 PM (y7PFk)

512 There was a 10 second window in which it was doomed. It hit that window dead on. Posted by: Weirddave at March 14, 2014 12:51 AM (FsjuI) I put the blame squarely on some slacker butterfly somewhere. Any other explanation is unpossible. Unpossible and racist.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:55 PM (Pfvig)

513 From the sites I visit everyone is waiting for the first person to strike the match.

Nobody wants to be that guy though.
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Just so we're clear, I mean the first time a bunch of armed citizens intimidate state agents into recognizing our rights and laying the state's demands aside. If someone 'strikes the match' (which is more likely if neighbors don't cooperate in mutual defense), I doubt it ends for a very long time. I'm trying to be optimistic.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 08:56 PM (hO9ad)

514 There is that, and plus...where are your neighbors at 0-dark:thirty? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 12:49 AM (yh0zB) Heck if I know. There is one I trust, not completely, but a good guy/family. Why are you asking about the legality? Are you expecting a visit? (And me putting that in a public forum is the smartest move EVAH!)

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:56 PM (QeH9j)

515 Night, Slap!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:56 PM (Pfvig)

516 Oops, 1912, not 1914. 73 years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 08:57 PM (HVI5a)

517 There is that, and plus...where are your neighbors at 0-dark:thirty?

Well, that is a problem. In that case it's between you and God.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 08:57 PM (hO9ad)

518 505 model_1066 - Here's a copy for $3.41, free shipping! http://tinyurl.com/m7xe3a4 Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 14, 2014 12:53 AM (aDwsi) Thanks! Looks like a good read.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 08:57 PM (afNM6)

519 it's pronounced pee

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:57 PM (IW1TI)

520 π, pi, pee, really

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:58 PM (IW1TI)

521 507 Damn... my eyes close there for awhile. The Sandman cometh. ...goodnight folks. *static* Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 12:53 AM (lq3Ak) The Nightman?

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 08:58 PM (QeH9j)

522 Oh lord and speaking of godforsaken videos that will make you want to lay down and die, there's some kid that goes around hanging off of high places. I need to find it and share the horror as therapy to help me heal from the initial viewing of it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 08:58 PM (Pfvig)

523 >>>it's pronounced pee <<<



Agreed.

Semper Fee.

Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at March 13, 2014 08:58 PM (KCNdV)

524 well, in Greek, anyway

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 08:59 PM (IW1TI)

525 @499 I was on the Sea Wolf with my father on some kind of tiger cruise when I was a kid. Sailed out, submerged, surfaced and came in. Right after that it was tasked with tapping the cables. Which I found out a few years ago. Weird story. The US was supposedly giving the sub away to another country. Part of the cover somehow.

Posted by: Beagle at March 13, 2014 09:00 PM (sOtz/)

526

model_1066

Apostle Islands are beautiful I've heard. Like I said, I've never boated on the Big Lake. Never had a big enough boat handy when I had the urge! Good fishing I've heard on Apostle Islands.

 

 I have done smelt runs on the shore. That's some tasty fish if fresh.

 

Tammy al-Thor - that lake they showed the ice taking over the shore was also in MN, another town I used to visit. When the ice comes off, it sometimes comes off in very weird ways.

 

When I still lived in MN, we used to go to the lakes and listen to the freezes. It almost sound like those whale calls you hear. Very high pitched eerie sounds. You catch that when the Northern Lights are going strong, and you would think the aliens are coming.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:00 PM (HUTO5)

527 They always knew approximately where the titanic was. Are we expected to believe thatthe there is no debris from this plane at all?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 13, 2014 09:01 PM (W3UHW)

528 522 Oh lord and speaking of godforsaken videos that will make you want to lay down and die, there's some kid that goes around hanging off of high places. I need to find it and share the horror as therapy to help me heal from the initial viewing of it. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 12:58 AM (Pfvig) There's a few on YouTube that will make you ill if heights aren't to your liking. One is of two guys who climb to the top of a crane which is at the top of a skyscraper being built in Shanghai. The other is called 'stairway to heaven', and it's a helmet cam view of a guy who goes to the tippy-top of a 1700 foot radio tower to change a bulb or something. Nausea inducing.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 09:01 PM (afNM6)

529 All you need to do is watch LAW ABIDING CITIZEN once and ALL your questions about home invasion are answered.

Heh. It wasn't until the last scene of that movie when I realized Jamie Foxx was supposed to be the protaganist and not just some random observer of events.

Kevin Bacon had a movie I saw the same week where he basically fell into the same role as Gerard Butler, and he was the hero in his version.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 09:02 PM (hO9ad)

530 500+ comments and I'm the only voice in the wilderness commenting on the important news. Bring back Crystal Pepsi. And the Pepsi with Mango from last year.

Posted by: Matt B at March 13, 2014 09:03 PM (3BQ8J)

531 501 Damn butterflies. They are just bugs with wings, really.

Most bugs have wings. Even ants (drones and queen).

Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2014 09:03 PM (U82Km)

532 I actually liked the Coke with Lime from a few years ago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2014 09:04 PM (HVI5a)

533 58 I've seen them, and I worked high steel construction as a a kid. Makes me fluttery in the belly to even look at them now, at 50 or so...l

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 09:04 PM (ojnk6)

534 I found Flight 370 maybe? http://www.web-l.com/things-you-wont-see-on-cnn/passanger-plane-half-submerged-in-water/

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2014 09:04 PM (IW1TI)

535

Of course, now I live in New Mexico where the Real aliens have landed.

 

Funny, went from MN to NM.

 

Hmmm.... (with Jerry Seinfeld voice)

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:05 PM (HUTO5)

536 Get HYPE

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:05 PM (zyaZ1)

537 Was it the Carboniferous with the gigantic bugs? Supposedly there were some massive butterflies. Weasel sized perhaps.

Posted by: Beagle at March 13, 2014 09:06 PM (sOtz/)

538 His "name" is Mustang Wanted, and he has a ton, but here's the one I saw. Made my palms sweat. I keep hoping it's a joke. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGM3VvpsOE

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:06 PM (Pfvig)

539 522 Oh lord and speaking of godforsaken videos that will make you want to lay down and die, there's some kid that goes around hanging off of high places. I need to find it and share the horror as therapy to help me heal from the initial viewing of it. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 12:58 AM (Pfvig) Ever watch 'free-climbers?' F that.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:07 PM (QeH9j)

540 Why are you asking about the legality? Are you expecting a visit?

(And me putting that in a public forum is the smartest move EVAH!)

Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 12:56 AM (QeH9j)



Lordy I hope not. Fortunately we have not had any idiot Dems force a magazine limit ban or try to restrict the Evil Black scary features from our Evil Black Guns, so I should be good.



Besides...according to the paperwork I only own three guns; my Marlin 795, my Glock 19 and my new 30-06 Mossberg.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:07 PM (yh0zB)

541 Definitely don't in Cali. And their fund is pretty solvent, so much so that the state government is trying to get its claws on it. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 12:05 AM (Pfvig) My former employer's pension fund seems to be well run. When the stock market tanked in '08 they made some adjustments to the equation that determines your pension amount. They seem to have reacted fairly quickly. Of course they don't have to deal with union contracts. And as far as I know there's no one who can get at the money. Then again, hope there's no Jimmy Hoffa on the pension board.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2014 09:07 PM (k2GaM)

542 532 I actually liked the Coke with Lime from a few years ago.Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2014 01:04 AM (HVI5a)
I liked NEW Coke. I think I was the only one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 13, 2014 09:07 PM (ImNRL)

543 There was a little family celebration a couple years ago, and I had taken the BIL's and wives to one of the better restaurants in our little port, one block off Lake Erie. BIL and I went to the deck for a smoke, and got joking about jobs his dad had tried to fix him up with when he was in school.

I told him the story of the one time my dad had tried to get me into a job outside our business. His best friend had gone into the lodge with a lake boat captain, and the old man was sure he could fix me up as a summer cabin boy. I shook my head at the notion; I had never had any interest in the laker life. Years later it dawned on me, that was something my dad would have liked to run away to when he was that age, and just wanted me to live it out for him. Anyway, I didn't. But the captain was Ernest McSorley. If I'd gotten and kept that job, I'd have gone down on the Fitzgerald. And we laughed...

And the waitress from the restaurant, standing on my other side for a quick smoke, said "Yeah. My dad was on that boat. I never got to meet him." 

And that's pretty much how things are in our town.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 13, 2014 09:08 PM (xq1UY)

544

I've got you beat, GGE. My guns are only from family/friends purchases. No paperwork at all.

 

Of course, they were all lost in a tragic canoe accident when I was fishing one time.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:08 PM (HUTO5)

545 Most bugs have wings. Even ants (drones and queen). *** See?! Nothing special.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 09:09 PM (DmNpO)

546 "I recently watched a couple documentaries about the sinking (and raising) of that Russian nuclear sub called the Kursk."

Infuriating to realize that there were sailors trapped alive in the aft sections of the sunken _Kursk_, who might have been saved. And yet the Russian navy and government insisted that they had it all under control, turning down all offers of foreign help, until after the oxygen ran out.

An obsessively paranoid culture.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 09:09 PM (gqT4g)

547 I actually liked the Coke with Lime from a few years ago *** I really like Coke with a slice of lime and have been drinking it for about 20 years, however, I hated the Coke version of it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 09:10 PM (DmNpO)

548 Of course, they were all lost in a tragic canoe accident when I was fishing one time.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 14, 2014 01:08 AM (HUTO5)




I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:10 PM (yh0zB)

549 Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 01:07 AM (QeH9j) I don't believe I have, and I don't believe I will.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:10 PM (Pfvig)

550 I actually liked the Coke with Lime from a few years ago. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2014 01:04 AM (HVI5a) I just wish they'd put out a Mexican Cherry Vanilla Coke.

Posted by: The Coked Hat at March 13, 2014 09:11 PM (AymDN)

551

Oh my Stringer Davis. How lucky you didn't take the job.

 

And awkward pause in the conversation.

 

It's a lot of tragedy on the boats.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:11 PM (HUTO5)

552 549 Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 01:07 AM (QeH9j) I don't believe I have, and I don't believe I will. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 01:10 AM (Pfvig) Just so i am on the same page..heights? Just watched a couple of minutes of 'of man and beast' again. Nuts.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:13 PM (QeH9j)

553 Infuriating to realize that there were sailors trapped alive in the aft sections of the sunken _Kursk That's what I remember about that whole thing. They let those men die because they were too proud to let us, or our allies, help.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:13 PM (Pfvig)

554 @546 Russia has been invaded a lot. Their paranoia is partially grounded in reason. Still no good reason to let those sailors die.

Posted by: Beagle at March 13, 2014 09:14 PM (sOtz/)

555 My Life as a Retail Worker: Nasty, Brutish, and Poor. Some excellent schadenreading. Yeah, but he still doesn't "get it".

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 13, 2014 09:15 PM (xLTmr)

556 Of course all of our guns have been lost in tragic boating accidents.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 13, 2014 09:15 PM (W3UHW)

557 Reading through Zombies article I think she's mostly spot on regarding the rank and file "progressives"...but I can't help but think there is some merit to the conservative's fear of the progressive police state as well. I've certainly met enough of them to think the "inaccurate theory of progressives' real intent" isn't really very inaccurate for some of them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:15 PM (yh0zB)

558 Of course all of our guns have been lost in tragic boating accidents.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 14, 2014 01:15 AM (W3UHW)



Those damn boats! Oh, the tragic and senseless loss! When will it ever end?



*sobs quietly*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:17 PM (yh0zB)

559 I like the Coke I get at the local Mexican restaurant. They say it's imported-which I'm not sure I believe, but it's made with sugar rather than fructose, and it tastes much better.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 09:17 PM (hO9ad)

560 Just so i am on the same page..heights? Just watched a couple of minutes of 'of man and beast' again. Nuts. Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 01:13 AM (QeH9j) I won't even stand on a chair to change a lightbulb. (Actually, I am better about that, but I still prefer not to.) Err..... of man and beast? What is that about??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:17 PM (Pfvig)

561 539 522 Oh lord and speaking of godforsaken videos that will make you want to lay down and die, there's some kid that goes around hanging off of high places. I need to find it and share the horror as therapy to help me heal from the initial viewing of it. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 12:58 AM (Pfvig) Ever watch 'free-climbers?' F that. Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 01:07 AM (QeH9j) This is the vid about those two wild n' crazy Chinese guys climbing some tower in Shanghai. Scroll to about the 5:00 mark. Yikes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 09:17 PM (afNM6)

562 Besides...according to the paperwork I only own three guns; my Marlin 795, my Glock 19 and my new 30-06 Mossberg. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 01:07 AM (yh0zB) That's what I plan on doing this weekend. Fun Show in town and I am going with a coworker that knows most of the tables so it will be private purchases.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:18 PM (QeH9j)

563 556 Not all of them. Several ARs, an AK, and many rounds here. GFY, Bob at NSA.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 09:18 PM (ojnk6)

564 That's what I remember about that whole thing. They let those men die because they were too proud to let us, or our allies, help.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 01:13 AM (Pfvig)



Not surprising. The russians usually viewed their people on the level of shop rags, or some other shop supply to be used up as needed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2014 09:18 PM (FMbng)

565 I like the Coke I get at the local Mexican restaurant. They say it's imported-which I'm not sure I believe, but it's made with sugar rather than fructose, and it tastes much better. *** Coke and Pepsi have been selling the sugar versions for a little while now. I suspect that with the ethanol crops that sugar might now be more competitive. Pepsi calls their version "throwback", like retro.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 09:19 PM (DmNpO)

566 I like the Coke I get at the local Mexican restaurant. They say it's imported-which I'm not sure I believe, but it's made with sugar rather than fructose, and it tastes much better.

Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2014 01:17 AM (hO9ad)




Cherry Coke Zero and redheads are my kryptonite. A redhead holding a Cherry Coke Zero? yep, I'm toast...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:20 PM (yh0zB)

567

Thank you for your sympathies on the loss of the guns. It was very sad.

 

I will just have to make do with the dart guns and blow guns and long bows and cross bows.

 

In my home we are very tolerant like that.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:20 PM (HUTO5)

568 You know what's really scary about the Kursk. None of our boats had those universal docking thingys. It could have been our guys.

For the next year we went and put them on all our boats. I got very familiar with magnetic drills, as I put in a shitload of those docking thingys on all the Fast Attacks out of Groton.

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:20 PM (zyaZ1)

569 That's what I plan on doing this weekend. Fun Show in town and I am going with a coworker that knows most of the tables so it will be private purchases.

Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 01:18 AM (QeH9j)




Sweet! I have a guy I work with that goes to a big gun show up in the mountains in VA every year, I might have to tag along with him this year.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:21 PM (yh0zB)

570 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2014 01:18 AM (FMbng) Yep.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:21 PM (Pfvig)

571 This is the vid about those two wild n' crazy Chinese guys climbing some tower in Shanghai. Scroll to about the 5:00 mark. Yikes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U *** I'm not clicking that. I nearly vomited when I watched it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 09:21 PM (DmNpO)

572 Besides the tax reason to use fructose, it is alot easier to mix and make Coke with it than with granular sugar. But it isn't too hard to do, and if there is the demand for it, you can bet your ass Coke would offer it more.

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:22 PM (zyaZ1)

573 Err..... of man and beast? What is that about?? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 01:17 AM (Pfvig) Free climbing mountains. First time I even knew about 'free climbing' was a story on 60 minutes about Alex Hannold. Young 'kid' about 18 or 19. And i just sat there thinking if I was the parent...HELL NO!

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:22 PM (QeH9j)

574 Mexican Coke is awesome.  I think the glass bottles have more to do with it than the sugar.  Coke has a canning plant in Kabul, they use sugar there too, but it's not nearly as good.

Posted by: Bomber at March 13, 2014 09:22 PM (G8OL9)

575 563 556
Not all of them. Several ARs, an AK, and many rounds here. GFY, Bob at NSA.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 14, 2014 01:18 AM (ojnk6)



I have the dies to reload 5.56 now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:22 PM (yh0zB)

576 Also never read Blind Man's Bluff while underway on a submarine. Or all those articles Maxim did about the Kursk while underway. Made both those mistakes. We talked about all that shit for hours back in the engineroom.

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:23 PM (zyaZ1)

577 I'm not clicking that. I nearly vomited when I watched it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 14, 2014 01:21 AM (DmNpO) If the height doesn't turn your stomach, the unbelievably foul air in that city probably would.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 13, 2014 09:24 PM (afNM6)

578 Also never read Blind Man's Bluff while underway on a submarine. Or all those articles Maxim did about the Kursk while underway. Made both those mistakes. We talked about all that shit for hours back in the engineroom.

Posted by: Zakn at March 14, 2014 01:23 AM (zyaZ1)




*shudder* that's why I did my 20 on the flight deck. This ol' Iowa boy needs to see the sun.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:25 PM (yh0zB)

579 I like the Coke I get at the local Mexican restaurant. They say it's imported-which I'm not sure I believe, but it's made with sugar rather than fructose, and it tastes much better.

Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2014 01:17 AM (hO9ad)



I always liked the coke you get in the green glass bottles. It tastes way different than the stuff in the plastic bottles or cans. 

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2014 09:25 PM (FMbng)

580 Sweet! I have a guy I work with that goes to a big gun show up in the mountains in VA every year, I might have to tag along with him this year. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 01:21 AM (yh0zB) Where is the mountains in VA show? VA native here is why I ask.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:26 PM (QeH9j)

581 That Mexican cane-sugar Coke may not be long for this world. The Mexican government feels that Mexicans are eating way too much sugar, and have placed a hefty tax on it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 13, 2014 09:26 PM (xq1UY)

582

My dad bought us shot gun shell reloaders for Christmas last year. They come in handy when the bird hunting seasons are underway.

 

We also have .38  9 mil and 7.62 and whatever for reloading. It's a nice chore to work at while watching the TV.

 

Of course, we sell all the reloads to the neighbors, as all of our weaponry has gone to the bottom of the lake due to the unfortunate boating accident.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:26 PM (HUTO5)

583 I always liked the coke you get in the green glass bottles. It tastes way different than the stuff in the plastic bottles or cans. *** Oh yes, but they are so expensive!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 13, 2014 09:26 PM (DmNpO)

584 "You know what's really scary about the Kursk. None of our boats had those universal docking thingys. It could have been our guys."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but before the Kursk, USN submarines did have rescue docking capability with the American DSRV.

Depressingly enough, in the two American nuclear submarine losses to date, no rescue would have been possible.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 09:27 PM (gqT4g)

585 Where is the mountains in VA show?

VA native here is why I ask.


Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 01:26 AM (QeH9j)




Damned if I know, all I know is it's somewhere along the I-81 corridor in the fall and it's supposed to be a big show. I want to say somewhere around Bristol but I don't remember for sure. I can ask him when I see him tomorrow.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:27 PM (yh0zB)

586 575 Cool deal. There will be a demand for that. If I exhaust my .223 supply, we'll be in Red Dawn territory. Whatever the case, be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 09:28 PM (ojnk6)

587 Do ya'll not have Pepsi Throwback around your parts? Same price as regular Pepsi.

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:28 PM (QeH9j)

588 Of course, we sell all the reloads to the neighbors, as all of our weaponry has gone to the bottom of the lake due to the unfortunate boating accident.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 14, 2014 01:26 AM (HUTO5)



Well certainly, but I let the neighbor just borrow my reloading rig so I can't be accused of manufacturing ammo for sale. You need a license for that, y'know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:29 PM (yh0zB)

589 Cool deal. There will be a demand for that. If I exhaust my .223 supply, we'll be in Red Dawn territory. Whatever the case, be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 14, 2014 01:28 AM (ojnk6)




Atlanta isn't too far from Raleigh...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:30 PM (yh0zB)

590 537 Was it the Carboniferous with the gigantic bugs? Supposedly there were some massive butterflies. Weasel sized perhaps. Posted by: Beagle at March 14, 2014 01:06 AM (sOtz/) I got dive-bombed by a butterfly once. Fucker flew right at my face. I ducked. OK, I'll hand in my man card now.

Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2014 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

591 Oh thank you for the heads up GGE. We are in NM so I don't know that we have to worry about the manufacturing, so I guess just Christmas presents from now on.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:31 PM (HUTO5)

592

Ivory:  in 1989, when the ivory crisis was peaking, east African herds being ravaged by poachers, was with a group visiting Nairobi (already dubbed Nai-Rob-Me).  One of our meetings was with Richard Leakey, son of the famous Olduvai Gorge anthropologist/discoverer of oldest homo sapiens remains (OK I've probably screwed that up - homo erectus? whatever).  He was parks minister for Kenya, was about to preside over the famous torching of the pile of seized illegal tusks.  His office - naturally - was on the edge of Kenya's oldest preserve, which actually now lies inside the urbanized area of Nairobi.  I remember him as stereotypically the British civil servant, witty smart and sarcastic - and also how the meeting kept getting off-course because there were these baboons climbing up to the windows of the conference room, staring, showing their fangs, and generally f**king around.  Hilarious.

 

Anyway, he was pretty open about the unspeakable truth back then - the preserves herds of the evil South African apartheid state were healthy and thriving (likewise those of  SA neighbor Botswana) - while the herds in Kenya and Tanzania were prey to the typical corruption, inefficiency, and decay afflicting those countries (homes respectively of African nationalism and African socialism).  Somalia had already disintegrated pretty much, and most of the poachers were Somalis (tough resourceful adversaries - I recall Leakey saying the only way they could beat them was to hire their relatives).

 

Anyway - ivory ban?  WTF?  Now?  When most ivory here comes from Alaskan/Canadian "native" art and hunting?  WTFF?  Way things are going, I'll have a room full of banned evil articles, from firearms to the nice carvings I picked up in Alaska.

 

Posted by: non-purist at March 13, 2014 09:31 PM (afQnV)

593 so I guess just Christmas presents from now on.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 14, 2014 01:31 AM (HUTO5)




Now that sounds like a very Merry Christmas!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:32 PM (yh0zB)

594 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 01:27 AM (yh0zB) Oh ok. Bristol, VA is closer to you than me. I was thinking of Culpeper but that ain't it. This weekend's show is 4 miles away

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:32 PM (QeH9j)

595 589 Nope, and got a bug out type place near Ashville. Some stuff there too.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 09:32 PM (ojnk6)

596
George Zimmerman's Arsenal....


You call that an Arsenal? This is an Arsenal!

Posted by: Mick Dundee at March 13, 2014 09:33 PM (AWwDY)

597 I don't ever want to work anywhere near glass bottle lines. PET may not be the best, but mechanics get cut up to hell on glass lines. Plus all the mat-top chain on glass lines are stainless. It is loud as fuck, and mechanics get the hell cut out of them working on them.  That is why I'll keep working for Coca-Cola and never for a brewery

The one thing Glass bottles have over PET is that they are good for a year. That is it.

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:35 PM (zyaZ1)

598 Direct Talk on certain iDen phones is actually a separate 900mHz radio - not cellular.

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2014 09:35 PM (Aqvh6)

599 596 The MFMs version of an "arsenal" is a starter kit for most.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 13, 2014 09:35 PM (ojnk6)

600 Hey Kids,



so if I can't say "bossy," can I still say "horrid mean bitch?"

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 09:36 PM (PlzOe)

601 Torque- In theory yes. In practice not really. Post Kursk we installed universal docks on forward and aft escape hatches.

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:36 PM (zyaZ1)

602

GGE my dad and bro will certainly think so! And the neighbors that share garden produce for me to bake zucchini bread with.

 

You see anything I mentioned that you would like for Christmas, I could shove it thru the USB port to you too!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:36 PM (HUTO5)

603 Hey, Zakn! I forget you have my dream job! I do love my co-cola in bottles, though. Mercy sakes. I miss that about CA; we'd get the Mexican cokes at Costco now and then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:36 PM (Pfvig)

604 Was it the Carboniferous with the gigantic bugs? Supposedly there were some massive butterflies. Weasel sized perhaps.

 

Posted by: Beagle at March 14, 2014 01:06 AM

 

Yes. Extra large insects etc also lasted into the permian for awhile until conditions changed. There weren't any giant butterflies, though. Butterflies are a post mesozoic group, IIRC. You may be thinking of dragonflies from the Carboniferous.

Posted by: otho at March 13, 2014 09:37 PM (9gNQd)

605 I got dive-bombed by a butterfly palmetto bug (B-52 sized Florida flying cockroaches, they change the name so as not to scare the tourists) once. Fucker flew right at my face. I ducked screamed like a little girl.

OK, I'll hand in my man card now.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2014 01:31 AM (sdi6R)



*hangs head and offers up Man Card*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:37 PM (yh0zB)

606 jc! Yes! Probably more accurate, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:38 PM (Pfvig)

607 GGE........ I agree with you. Liked Zombie's analysis of the moonbats but did not necessarily agree with "their" conservative view.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 13, 2014 09:38 PM (W3UHW)

608 Whatever happened to beanervt, Jerry, and vika?? And Robert, god damn it???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:39 PM (Pfvig)

609 Hey MizzT,


How are things?

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 09:39 PM (PlzOe)

610 You see anything I mentioned that you would like for Christmas, I could shove it thru the USB port to you too!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 14, 2014 01:36 AM (HUTO5)



*strokes chin thoughtfully*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:40 PM (yh0zB)

611 These boating accidents keep up, the ATF is gonna have to introduce another form

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2014 09:40 PM (Aqvh6)

612 That Mexican cane-sugar Coke may not be long for this world. The Mexican government feels that Mexicans are eating way too much sugar, and have placed a hefty tax on it.

I'll just have to hope some of the cartels have sweet teeth, then.

I actually don't now if Pepsi throwback is available around here, if the few ads I ever saw for it had mentioned making it with sugar, I probably would have looked harder.

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2014 09:40 PM (hO9ad)

613 Robert and the Bean both got themselves day jobs.

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 09:41 PM (PlzOe)

614 Yes. Neither of the two USN Nuclear sub losses could have been recovered. One of the most bone chilling things I have ever gone through was a Retelling of the loss of the Thresher by a guy that taught subschool (Nukes don't do subschool, so It was kind of a chance thing that happened to me at a plot the dot class)

I would point out the size of the blow lines to the newbies and re-tell the story of the Thresher to newbies when I would walk them around teaching them Lower Level Watch.

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:41 PM (zyaZ1)

615 And I think we need to do a lurker altar call soon. So all y'all lurkers out there, kindly start girding up your loins to make your debuts. Saturday night, perhaps? Purdy please??? Didn't hurt backhoe or DC one single bit. Please think about it! Just wait til everyone is good and drunk and they won't even notice til it's too late.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:41 PM (Pfvig)

616 Robert and the Bean both got themselves day jobs. Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 01:41 AM (PlzOe) That's no excuse. They could come on a quick minute and say hello. Insert grouchy-face emoticon. And I am fine, thanks! How are you? Warming up?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:43 PM (Pfvig)

617

I know the general unwritten rule is you only shoot your own reloads yourself, you don't have others shoot them.  But I've set aside a factory "reserve" in each caliber - just for general purposes, given how idiotic our country has become - and have been shooting only reloads for a while.  But last weekend I did a steels match with a friend (25+ years in the SEALs), and had him use my 9mm reloads (he is gunless at the moment).  My QC is pretty fanatical, I load middle range loads, so I guess I should relax about it.  And the wife likes the M1 carbine, which only sees home-rolled ammo.

 

To tie into the ONT, the Ukrainian saga may drive up 7.62X54R prices (hmm, just checked on ammoseek.com and sure enough, up to .25/round - "equilibrium" price for the milsurp has been around .19 - .21/round for several years now).  Don't reload for that - at these prices, why bother - and have a decent "stockpile" to feed my "arsenal" of Mosins.  Thing is, I've always treated it like 22LR - just plinking with a main battle rifle round, burn up 100 rounds without giving it a thought.  Would hate to have to start treating it like high-power rifle ammo .....

Posted by: non-purist at March 13, 2014 09:44 PM (afQnV)

618 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrated_Digital_Enhanced_Network

The Nextel PTT setup was like using a trunked radio system but one that worked over vast areas. All of the PTT systems that ran on more standard cellular setups were really clunky by comparison, especially in the lengthy setup time for making a connection. On the Nextel, if someone was on the network you could ping them and start talking in a second at worst.

Plus some of those Motorola phone models were tough as hell. I don't think we ever had one fail from abuse in the almost ten years my sometime employer had a fleet of them. Very primitive even compared to a decade old feature phone but durability mattered for our usage.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 09:44 PM (bPxS6)

619 Hi MissT!

I now work Second Shift! It's great! After 9 years of working nights, I now get to sleep at night! Yay! It's funny as hell because I'm looked at by people on Second Shift as some kind of mechanical Ninja. I can actually fix things, as opposed to the guys they are used to lol.

Not even through my first week and I have been deemed the technical authority for fixing all the things. Ha!

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:44 PM (zyaZ1)

620 Zakn, can you elaborate for those of us who are not familiar with submarines?

Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2014 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

621 I been here for years and I still like lurking.

Posted by: Bomber at March 13, 2014 09:45 PM (G8OL9)

622 Well, congrats!!! Second shift always seemed worse than graveyard to me, though. But I'm glad you're happy about it, and impressing the minions! And even gladder that you didn't abandon us!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:46 PM (Pfvig)

623 The lurker thing is amazing MissT!

So with all my Eve Posts on the gaming thread we actually have a bunch of Moron Eve players. All of them Lurkers. ALL OF THEM. Me, The Dude, and the rest are Lurkers lol!

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:46 PM (zyaZ1)

624 Bomber, you can do whatever you like! (Provided you check in now and then!)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:47 PM (Pfvig)

625 Even worse than regular Palmetto bugs is the sub-species that will set you on fire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JXx8q9tTz0

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 09:47 PM (bPxS6)

626 621 I been here for years and I still like lurking. Posted by: Bomber at March 14, 2014 01:45 AM (G8OL9) Well that's creepy /jk

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:47 PM (QeH9j)

627

Hubby and I were in South Africa w/ Dad who has connections as in people who live there and will show you things like the way to do the trek through the Kruger National Park. It was beautiful. We were there in January 2009 and there were TONS of elephants.

 

They have parks in which you stay, locked in so the animals can't get you and you can't harass the animals.

 

One of the places is called Oliphants,, which is the Boer way I believe of saying Elephants.  The elephants there are beautiful and travel in huge herds. They always keep the babies in the middle of the herd so they are well protected.

 

One of the ways they raised money to help pay the costs of maintaining the infrastructure to protect the herds was to harvest the tusks off the dead (by natural causes mostly - they have a pretty hard-core protection there, at least then) and sell the ivory to artists or just to tourists.

 

If the US is saying you can't buy it from that type of a place, where the whole intent is to protect the wildlife, what the HEY?

 

They US Gov is taking away one of the ways they can raise the money to keep the protection of the herds.

 

But this is TFG so what the heck do I know?

 

 

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 09:47 PM (HUTO5)

628 Haha, thanks Tammy.

Posted by: Bomber at March 13, 2014 09:48 PM (G8OL9)

629 I believe it, Zakn. I lurked for years.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:48 PM (Pfvig)

630 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 14, 2014 01:38 AM (W3UHW)



It's not that I disagreed with her analysis, especially for the majority, it's just that I object to the dismissal of the "conservatives inaccurate theory" lines. I've met too many "progressives" that seem to be just looking for an excuse to start loading the boxcars and attempting to hide behind the Nuremberg Defense IYKWIM...not a lot of them, maybe only 1 or 2 out of a hundred, but they are there.


There's one guy I've flat out told that when the balloon goes up I'm shooting him in the face first thing. Of course, he was the one that opened the dance by saying he can't wait for the purges to start so he can join the "forces of good" and kick in the doors of the ebil NRA gun loving sister humping chaw spitting neanderthals. Apparently he didn't realize that I was a gun toting libertarian leaning conservative...which is another thing that pisses me off about them, they aren't shy about spouting their bullshit and get offended if you don't agree with them...and by offended, I mean start looking for reasons to go to HR...


Yeah, he's a Yankee transplant.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:49 PM (yh0zB)

631 Holy fuck, who started in on mutha fuckin palmetto bugs????? Could we change the fucking subject PLEASE. GOD DAMN IT.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:49 PM (Pfvig)

632 Palmetto bugs and Yankee transplants. Jesus Christ, I will have nightmares all night long.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:51 PM (Pfvig)

633 One of the most bone chilling things I have ever gone through was a Retelling of the loss of the Thresher Can you please tell us?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2014 09:51 PM (N/cFh)

634 To what extent rickl?

So what I was saying despite what the USN and the government said before during and after the Kursk loss, was all bullshit. If some shit happened to one of our subs it would have gone down pretty much the same way. Everyone would have died. They might have been able to pass down some soup and water down to us but we would have frozen to death or hypoxia before they could have rescued us via escape trunks.

If it's the Thresher thing, Thier Emergency blow lines were too small and froze up. So post that loss, we started making sure all that compressed air was water free and enlarged the lines so they could not freeze up. I actually had my life saved by an emergency blow. It was wild

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 09:53 PM (zyaZ1)

635 Bomber... Thank you so much for your service! Hope your time home h as been fantastic. Lurking ......it can beneficial

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 13, 2014 09:53 PM (W3UHW)

636 Here is a vid of free-climbing palmetto bugs. Www.justmessingwithtammy.com

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 09:54 PM (QeH9j)

637 Cockroaches, carpetbaggers and drowned sailors.... way to help me entice the lurkers, guys. I think I shall hit they hay.... be well, dear ones!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:54 PM (Pfvig)

638 Zakn, can you elaborate for those of us who are not familiar with submarines?

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2014 01:45 AM (sdi6R)




What's to elaborate? Long and hard and full of seamen.



Even worse than regular Palmetto bugs is the sub-species that will set you on fire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JXx8q9tTz0

Posted by: Epobirs at March 14, 2014 01:47 AM (bPxS6)



Hey, thanks, I have to work tomorrow night so I was looking for a way to stay up all night tonight anyway...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:54 PM (yh0zB)

639 Palmetto bugs and Yankee transplants. Jesus Christ, I will have nightmares all night long.

 

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 01:51 AM

 

A big cockroach started to eat me once when I was asleep. Woke up with a sore foot. If someone tries to tell you they're tame, don't believe them. They'll go ya.

Posted by: otho at March 13, 2014 09:54 PM (9gNQd)

640 Oh, you be evil, RWC!! Good night!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:54 PM (Pfvig)

641 Palmetto bugs and Yankee transplants. Jesus Christ, I will have nightmares all night long.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 01:51 AM (Pfvig)




sorry...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:55 PM (yh0zB)

642 616 Robert and the Bean both got themselves day jobs.
Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 01:41 AM (PlzOe)



That's no excuse. They could come on a quick minute and say hello. Insert grouchy-face emoticon.

And I am fine, thanks! How are you? Warming up?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 14, 2014 01:43 AM (Pfvig)



======


March is a nice month around here.   Things are up & down for me.  Long story.  Dumb ending.  I'll tell it some time.


Am building the wildest thing ever in the woodshop.  It is a hand rail that goes up the wall at some stairs, around a round column, levels off at the top of the stairs, continues around the round column and returns to the opposite of the wall.  Looks like a twisting python and it's all oak.  Steamer practice.

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 09:56 PM (PlzOe)

643 otho! NOT FUNNY! (Okay, maybe a little funny) REALLY, g'night, y'all!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:56 PM (Pfvig)

644 Looks like a twisting python and it's all oak. Steamer practice.

Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 01:56 AM (PlzOe)




wow, I'd like to see pics of that when its all done if at all possible.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:57 PM (yh0zB)

645 Palmetto bugs and Yankee transplants.


====


you can tell one from the other, right?

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 09:58 PM (PlzOe)

646 jc........... I really really really need to get some sleep, but......I need to hear more about this project and your long story. Sending hugs and such..... not to mention a few yawns. Good nigh.... morn.... nighning??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 13, 2014 09:58 PM (Pfvig)

647 My nightmares aren't about scary bugs. They're more existential. You know the character, Milton, from Office Space? The guy played by Stephen Root who had been laid off but due to a software glitch could never be removed from the payroll nor was he informed that he no longer had a job, so the company was trying to make his working life increasingly awful to try to make him quit.

I had a dream this morning that started off with me working in some sort of office. I kept trying to show people what I was doing but nobody cared and every time I left where I'd been working there were new employees there when I returned. Eventually it became plain I had no real reason to be there but for some reason I was allowed to hang out and pretend I had a job.

Great way to wake up on the fourth day of a week with no work.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 13, 2014 09:58 PM (bPxS6)

648 you can tell one from the other, right?

Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 01:58 AM (PlzOe)




Yeah, the yankees can't fly.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 09:59 PM (yh0zB)

649 Epobirs- I still have a pair of i365s for the burning times

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2014 09:59 PM (Aqvh6)

650

My MIL is very liberal. Hubby from WA, so that's a given. I'm originally from northern MN, which used to run a commie for president, if anyone is old enough to remember. Thank goodness Daddy is conservative, so he could explain to me why my $2.10 an hour job did not produce a $2.10 an hour paycheck!

Anyways, my MIL really loves me because I got her son off the coke and whiskey (well, pretty much, cuz he does get cranky with me and that's not allowed Daddy told me so), anyways MIL LOVES me, and when her sisters from Portland fucking Oregon were going on and on about how evil conservatives are, MIL told them to SHUT the hell up because there were conservatives present, whom she valued, they actually SHUT the hell up. Mostly because they were so flabbergasted that there were conservatives present.  Then they started in about how religious people are evil.

 

Yes, I think they would send me to the camps. Because I am also somewhat religious, vs Spiritual, which is what they are. Never give any damn money to any cause, cuz the Govt should.

 

And isn;t that just the way they are?

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:00 PM (HUTO5)

651 "One of the most bone chilling things I have ever gone through was a Retelling of the loss of the Thresher by a guy that taught subschool"

It really is like being an astronaut. If someone in a far distant place was not paying attention at design time or fabrication time, then when a component fails, you're very likely going to die and have not much say in the matter.

You just have to cross your fingers and take a deep breath and hope that the people upstream were paying careful attention at work.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 10:00 PM (gqT4g)

652 Yon buzzer tells me I have laundry to fold. BRB.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:00 PM (yh0zB)

653 644 Looks like a twisting python and it's all oak. Steamer practice.


Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 01:56 AM (PlzOe)



wow, I'd like to see pics of that when its all done if at all possible.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 01:57 AM (yh0zB)



====

at this point the correct answer to that is: "me, too."

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 10:01 PM (PlzOe)

654 >>> Yeah, the yankees can't fly.

If you hit 'em hard enough they will.

Posted by: Bomber at March 13, 2014 10:02 PM (G8OL9)

655 648 you can tell one from the other, right?


Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 01:58 AM (PlzOe)



Yeah, the yankees can't fly.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 01:59 AM (yh0zB) Hide posts from (yh0zB)



Well, there's some of the yankees who plan on flying to there and feeling relieved. Very pleased to see top-ranked relocation states at #43 and #45 [and, er, #26] on the pension chart.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 10:04 PM (T1005)

656 Night all. See you on the ONT. Weatherman is calling for a low of 12 and a high of 72 tomorrow. Yay!!! Global warming !!!

Posted by: RWC at March 13, 2014 10:04 PM (QeH9j)

657 >>> Weatherman is calling for a low of 12 and a high of 72 tomorrow.

WTF?  I thought it was wild here - couple inches of snow yesterday, 50s tomorrow.

Posted by: Bomber at March 13, 2014 10:05 PM (G8OL9)

658 Nite RWC

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 10:05 PM (zyaZ1)

659 "Palmetto bugs and Yankee transplants. Jesus Christ, I will have nightmares all night long."

New York City cockroaches on the wing. What could go wrong?

Remembering here a friend who saw a Manhattan roach scuttle out from under a trash can, and instinctively stomp on it. Then stomp again. And again. And realize the little monster was still moving. Then start to look for a shotgun or a heavy rifle to finish the job. Then realize those things are illegal in NYC.

Give the roach a doorman's uniform and a job at a luxury high-rise complex. If you can't beat them, or crush them, co-opt them.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 10:09 PM (gqT4g)

660 Down heah in southern MS, we have Barq's root beer in bottles. Several restaurants have them on their menus.
 
Barqs is now owned by Coke, but it was an independent regional company when I was growing up here. It wasn't available for sale outside of the South while in private hands. I used to haul a few cases up to Chicago every year when we went down to visit the parents. I would hand them out to friends as a special treat.
 
Due to some special quirk in the labeling laws of the time, Barq's could not have the words 'root beer' on the labeling. I dunno if that is still true or not; still, everyone called it root beer.
 
And yes, I swear it tastes different (and better) in the bottle. And if you DO happen to get one somewhere, chill that bitch down and drink it from the fucking bottle, m'kay? Don't pour it into a glass, and don't worry your sweet bippy about not having it with ice.
 
Drink Barq's, it's good.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 10:09 PM (cHZB7)

661 That shot of Michelle Bernard, with the "Bring Back Crystal Pepsi" sign behind her... is that in Denver? It sure looks like it to me.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 13, 2014 10:10 PM (/96QU)

662 Torque- Yea. It's a you gotta believe thing. You gotta trust in your training and you will make it through this shit alive stuff. I'd never do half that shit now lol.

What I find amusing is that alot of that stuff bleeds right over into fucking Eve (A terrible game, but I can't fucking quit it, fuck you The Dude). You might have a theory of how shit should go down, but it's totally wrong. But if you just press the I fucking believe butan and push all in, http://tinyurl.com/krk64mp shit will just work.

I don't get it, but thats why 18-25 year olds are fucking required of all things military.

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 10:11 PM (zyaZ1)

663 I can't tell you how delish the Barq's rootbeer was at the Clubhouse in New Orleans was. They had that crushed ice, so it was super cold and so good. Plus it's that I was 8 years old thing and everything was special and amazeballs. Oh to be young again.

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 10:13 PM (zyaZ1)

664 Well, there's some of the yankees who plan on flying to there and feeling relieved. Very pleased to see top-ranked relocation states at #43 and #45 [and, er, #26] on the pension chart.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 02:04 AM (T1005)




I don't know if westerners can properly be thought of as yankees.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:13 PM (yh0zB)

665 Oh to be young again.

Posted by: Zakn at March 14, 2014 02:13 AM (zyaZ1)




Definitely wasted on the young...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:13 PM (yh0zB)

666 Snipah

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 10:14 PM (zyaZ1)

667 There's one guy I've flat out told that when the balloon goes up I'm shooting him in the face first thing. Of course, he was the one that opened the dance by saying he can't wait for the purges to start so he can join the "forces of good" and kick in the doors of the ebil NRA gun loving sister humping chaw spitting neanderthals.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 01:49 AM (yh0zB)



I think the forces of good are gonna make for some serious lamp post wind chimes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2014 10:14 PM (FMbng)

668

I love Barq's. I believe I have partaken of it even here in fly-over NM.

 

My favorite story is before Coors went all over the country, I was driving back from El Paso TX to Minnesota, and we went thru NM and Colorado on the way home, via the Coors plan in Golden.

 

Stocked up on quite a few cases of Coors, and gave it out to quite a few friends back in Minnesota. They like it. It was different, then, so much Schlitz and Schmidt and Pabst that everyone could get. It was fun. Like Christmas in August.

 

I know it should be fancier, but August was the month I drove home. In a 1972 Pinto hatchback as a matter of fact.

 

 

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:14 PM (HUTO5)

669 Where did you live in Minisoda alamo? I live in the southern 'burbs

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 10:16 PM (zyaZ1)

670 Hmm....lamp post wind chimes. Now thats a good title for a death metal song if I ever heard one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2014 10:16 PM (FMbng)

671 >> I can't tell you how delish the Barq's rootbeer was at the Clubhouse in New Orleans was. They had that crushed ice, so it was super cold and so good.
 
Yeah back in the day Zakn, many gas stations had 'em in a bin with crushed ice near the register.mmmhmmm.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 10:18 PM (cHZB7)

672 I think the forces of good are gonna make for some serious lamp post wind chimes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2014 02:14 AM (FMbng)



Apparently he thinks we will all be sleeping in our beds with all of our guns locked in the safe when the black Suburbans roll up. I don't think it will end up the way he thinks it will, and I've told him as much, but he is still eager for the burning times to get here.


I told him "don't be a f'n coward, lead from the front."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:18 PM (yh0zB)

673 Hmm....lamp post wind chimes. Now thats a good title for a death metal song if I ever heard one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2014 02:16 AM (FMbng)




Isn't that kind of your thing?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:19 PM (yh0zB)

674 Michelle Bernard + Crystal Pepsi makes me think of Crystal Bernard.

Here are some nice pics of her; this particular page is SFW, but based on the site's name other pages there may not be. And it may be bad to go to a site with this name while on the clock, anyway...

http://modelnudes.blogspot.com/2013/02/crystal-bernard.html

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 13, 2014 10:21 PM (/96QU)

675

Zakn

I grew up in Hibbing, MN, home of the infamous Bob Dylan when he was in high school.

 I also lived in Duluth for a while, during my first attempt at college.

Then back to Hibbing, home of the biggest open pit iron ore mine in the world.

Then I finished up college in Bemidji, where I received a BS degree from BSU, then in St. Paul, on White Bear Avenue, and worked in downtown St. Paul.

And now I live where the sun shines most the time in the Enchanted Land of New Mexico.

 

I really miss Minnesota fishing, but not the winters or misquitoes!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:21 PM (HUTO5)

676 Crystal Bernard is babelicious.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:23 PM (yh0zB)

677 #676: Indeed!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 13, 2014 10:25 PM (/96QU)

678 Night all. Here is "Tres Brujas" by The Sword: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BXwlOmUjE

Posted by: The Political Hat is Warp Riding at March 13, 2014 10:25 PM (AymDN)

679 Good night, Hat!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 13, 2014 10:25 PM (/96QU)

680 668 >> My favorite story is before Coors went all over the country,...
 
Yeah, alamo, me and a buddy did a lil Smokey And The Bandit[/] run from MS to TX and back just to bring back a few cases of Coors.
 
"That's bootlegging, son."
 
Not if you don't get caught. It was a status symbol to have Coors at your party.
 
PS I used to live in Alamogordo as an AF brat. Late 60s.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 10:25 PM (cHZB7)

681 55 Holy frijole. Zombie hits it out of the park. Well written, well thought out and WELL DONE ZOMBIE!! Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) Boy am I late to the party. Just like me to miss my own thread! But actually, THIS THREAD'S FOR Y'ALL, because the "informal poll of educated conservatives" cited in the "Abortion" section came from me asking a question right here at AoS. Those who answered know who you are, and will see you responses summarized therein. I had to characterize you as "educated" because "sadistically snarky" didn't sound so good. I couldn't have done it without ya! http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2014/03/10/progressive-racism-the-hidden-motive-driving-modern-politics/

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 10:26 PM (mizYg)

682

Are you from the southern burbs Zakn?

You guys have gotten hammered this winter I think wherever you live. Still have friends in the home town, and brothers up there in St Cloud and Maple Lake.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:26 PM (HUTO5)

683 664 Well, there's some of the yankees who plan on flying
to there and feeling relieved. Very pleased to see top-ranked
relocation states at #43 and #45 [and, er, #26] on the pension chart.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 02:04 AM (T1005)



I don't know if westerners can properly be thought of as yankees.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 02:13 AM (yh0zB) Hide posts from (yh0zB)


The BH was born and raised in NY.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 10:27 PM (T1005)

684 And I should just through an eh? in there to prove my creds from northern MN

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:27 PM (HUTO5)

685 Fuck

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 10:27 PM (cHZB7)

686 Zombie........ very provocative and informative essay. It is always opinions I have thought before however your disection was epic. Congrats Posted by: westminsterdogshow It is every kid's dream to grow up and one day earn the sobriquet "epic." My work here is done.

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 10:28 PM (mizYg)

687 I grew up in Texas alamo, I moved around a bunch, and I landed here. I have lived here since 2002. You know how Minisoda people are about outsiders. I'll never be one of them. It's fine. I'm ok with it. lol

Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2014 10:30 PM (zyaZ1)

688 Fortunately zombie had a close italics already in the very next post, but I'm afraid (very afraid) that I need to go inspect the Barrel anyhow.
 
Someone please rescue me before dawn.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 10:31 PM (cHZB7)

689 681 55 Holy frijole.

Zombie hits it out of the park.

Well written, well thought out and WELL DONE ZOMBIE!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon)


Boy am I late to the party. Just like me to miss my own thread!

But actually, THIS THREAD'S FOR Y'ALL, because the "informal poll of educated conservatives" cited in the "Abortion" section came from me asking a question right here at AoS. Those who answered know who you are, and will see you responses summarized therein. I had to characterize you as "educated" because "sadistically snarky" didn't sound so good.

I couldn't have done it without ya!


Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 02:26 AM (mizYg) Hide posts from (mizYg)



By wild coincidence, I was finally getting around to reading it just as you popped in. Very nicely done! And kudos for actually tracking down real Sanger quotes past the "dust and smoke" PP is trying to throw up.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 10:31 PM (T1005)

690

Gnubreed,

Alamogordo has probably grown a bit since the late 60's.

 

A lot of retired AF guys. Most of my neighbors in fact. They're pretty cool people. We help out, me with cooking home meals and hubby is a great, naye, awesome mechanic with whatever they need fixed.

 

We get stressed any more with more than 4 cars at the stoplight, it's so funny after living just outside of El Paso and dealing with fricking I-10!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:32 PM (HUTO5)

691 479 I've posted this before but Zombie missed. Minimum wage laws had their roots in unquestionably racist motivations: http://www.princeton.edu/~tleonard/papers/Eugenics.pdf Posted by: Epobirs at March 14, 2014 12:39 AM (bPxS6) 482 Missed ONE. I hate when I leave out a word like that. It made it sound like I was suggesting Zombie was wrong when instead I wanted to add another example supporting her thesis. Posted by: Epobirs Actually, I did see that link the first time it was posted. However, my essay had already gone on WAY too long and I had to keep it somewhat readable-length, so I decided to keep the dissection to the original 8 topics. I of course could have expanded it greatly to include others like minimum wage laws, tokenism, and various other theses suggested to me since. Thx for posting it nonetheless!

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 10:32 PM (mizYg)

692

great ONT thread Maetenloch.  just opened zombie's essay and starting to read.

 

and the oconomy sucks!

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 13, 2014 10:32 PM (3yFC4)

693 691 479 I've posted this before but Zombie missed. Minimum wage laws had their roots in unquestionably racist motivations:
http://www.princeton.edu/~tleonard/papers/Eugenics.pdf

Posted by: Epobirs at March 14, 2014 12:39 AM (bPxS6)

482 Missed ONE. I hate when I leave out a word like that. It made it sound like I was suggesting Zombie was wrong when instead I wanted to add another example supporting her thesis.
Posted by: Epobirs


Actually, I did see that link the first time it was posted. However, my essay had already gone on WAY too long and I had to keep it somewhat readable-length, so I decided to keep the dissection to the original 8 topics. I of course could have expanded it greatly to include others like minimum wage laws, tokenism, and various other theses suggested to me since. Thx for posting it nonetheless! Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 02:32 AM (mizYg) Hide posts from (mizYg)



An expanded version would make a great e-book.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 10:34 PM (T1005)

694

zombie,

your work will never be done. It was a truly epic post, though, and it spelled out a lot of what I believe about the liberal mindset.

Thank you for all that you do.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:34 PM (HUTO5)

695 I had to characterize you as "educated" because "sadistically snarky" didn't sound so good.

Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 02:26 AM (mizYg)



But it's funnier than "educated" so I'll just substitute that whenever I read it.



Well done and very thoughtful...but as I said earlier in the thread I know a few progressives that fit the " Conservatives' inaccurate theory of progressives' real intent" to a T. Not the majority, but they are there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:34 PM (yh0zB)

696 The BH was born and raised in NY.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 02:27 AM (T1005)



uh-oh...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:36 PM (yh0zB)

697 I very much liked your essay zombie, and even have it bookmarked. Note that Maet labeled the link with "by our own Zombie."
 
Also I noticed your essay featured by HA in their Headlines section.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 10:36 PM (cHZB7)

698 Yes, well done, Zombie!

There's another racial angle worth exploring in the Global Warming section... the nations hardest hit by international global warming agreements are in Africa. That's also where the DDT ban hit hardest, by the way.

It seems like they want as many Africans as possible to be living in huts, making $1 a week if they're lucky, dying in their 20s from malaria... and if they had their way, they'd bring this very lifestyle here to the US. Not for themselves, though; as Party members in good standing, they expect to remain above it all.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 13, 2014 10:37 PM (/96QU)

699 695 I had to characterize you as "educated" because "sadistically snarky" didn't sound so good.


Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 02:26 AM (mizYg)


But it's funnier than "educated" so I'll just substitute that whenever I read it.

Well done and very thoughtful...but as I said earlier in the thread I know a few progressives that fit the " Conservatives' inaccurate theory of progressives' real intent" to a T. Not the majority, but they are there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 02:34 AM (yh0zB) Hide posts from (yh0zB)



It could have used more colors -- like "aqua": what loon progressive militants actually believe, with links to manifestos.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 10:37 PM (T1005)

700

Hey, Zakn, I have a brother in Maple Lake, who moved to TX from MN and never felt happy in TX.

He's back in MN now, and could maybe be someone who could help you feel at home. He understands, because moving back is almost the same as NOT BORN HERE.

If you're into fishing, he could be someone you might really enjoy meeting, and his wife is originally from Germany, so it would be cool.

 

Let me know, and I could maybe introduce you guys. And you really don't have to be into fishing to start....

Just trying to help a fellow moron ya know

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:39 PM (HUTO5)

701 696 The BH was born and raised in NY.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 02:27 AM (T1005)


uh-oh...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 02:36 AM (yh0zB) Hide posts from (yh0zB)



....which is why I'm having so much trouble with the "grab our shit and GTFO before it all collapses" plan. Her dad used to work in NYC and commute in from the Hamptons on the LIRR.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 10:41 PM (T1005)

702 557 Reading through Zombies article I think she's mostly spot on regarding the rank and file "progressives"...but I can't help but think there is some merit to the conservative's fear of the progressive police state as well. I've certainly met enough of them to think the "inaccurate theory of progressives' real intent" isn't really very inaccurate for some of them. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter I won't pretend that my essay wasn't very carefully crafted to be more subversive than it appears on the surface. One of those double-sneaks was to introduce to the general the standard conservative rebuttal of each prog lie in the guise of dismissing and critiquing the the conservatives' meme. The essay kinda went viral outside the conservative reservation (as I has hoped), and I wanted those readers to not merely see the racist theory but also the original conservative rebuttal, which in some cases does in fact have some merit as a possibly valid theory. It's the old Oxford-style debating trick of saying, basically, "Now, some of you have heard my opponent criticized as a flasher and a pervert with an extensive police record, but that just couldn't be true -- how could an impotent man like him wank in public?" In other words, you dismiss the theory, but really only in order to mention it in the first place.

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 10:43 PM (mizYg)

703 Cthulhu, what's this "Hide posts from (so-and-so)" I see in all your comments? Is there a higher AoSHQ subscription level than Platinum or something? Diamond, maybe? How can I qualify for that?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 13, 2014 10:45 PM (/96QU)

704 It's the old Oxford-style debating trick of saying, basically, "Now, some of you have heard my opponent criticized as a flasher and a pervert with an extensive police record, but that just couldn't be true -- how could an impotent man like him wank in public?" In other words, you dismiss the theory, but really only in order to mention it in the first place.

Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 02:43 AM (mizYg)



Aha! Well in that case...very well done indeed!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 10:46 PM (yh0zB)

705 Any chance Angela is Barry's mom? After all, Barry is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: Cryptocon at March 13, 2014 10:48 PM (cgWjy)

706 I've been back to Alamogordo since the 60s, alamo. It was in the late 80s. I took the family on a two week driving vacation through the southwest, stopping at The Alamo and White Sands National Park among many other places. Spent the night in 'Gordo, and played a round of golf even the next day there. In June.
 
You might say it was hot and dry out there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 10:48 PM (cHZB7)

707 ....which is why I'm having so much trouble with the "grab our shit and GTFO before it all collapses" plan. Her dad used to work in NYC and commute in from the Hamptons on the LIRR. Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 02:41 AM (T1005) Badonkadonk (T1005) Everybody basically thinks everybody else is living in a fantasy world, and has The Wrong Idea about How Things Are. I really, *really* want my ideas to be wrong. I keep checking them because if we're going in a different direction it's almost certainly better. Math is *such* a bitch.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 10:50 PM (qyfb5)

708 Well, I'm out for the evening... Here's a little something in honor of the confirmed dead voter in Michigan (Democrat, no doubt)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 13, 2014 10:54 PM (/96QU)

709 kudos for actually tracking down real Sanger quotes past the "dust and smoke" PP is trying to throw up. Posted by: cthulhu It's out there for those who want to put in the time researching her. Her very extensive papers are housed at two different academic libraries -- both of which, as you might surmise, are controlled by leftist defenders of her whole worldview. So I suspect they suppress her most damning writings, by conveniently not putting them online. So you'd have to wade through the physical files by hand to find the really egregious stuff. But luckily they let a few "gems" sneak through, and I found a couple. As I mention in the essay, a point that really needs to be grokked: The reason Margaret Sanger is so important to the progs in that she is literally the last hope for a viable "hero" from that era because every single other eugenicist was an out-and-out racist. They are beyond redemption. Only Sanger put any effort into trying to mask the essential racism and classism at the heart of progressivism. So the modern progs latched onto her as their final hope. Which is why they defend her so viciously. If one can prove that she too was a monster, then all the "original progressives" from the early 20th century will have been exposed, and the whole of progressivism will be seen as having rotten roots.

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 10:55 PM (mizYg)

710 Cthulhu, what's this "Hide posts from (so-and-so)" I see in all your comments? Is there a higher AoSHQ subscription level than Platinum or something? Diamond, maybe? How can I qualify for that? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 14, 2014 02:45 AM (/96QU) Badonkadonk (/96QU) It's a script that modifies the AOSHQ display and gives you the option to selectively hide certain posters. Good for invasions by dumber trolls or just anyone who really gets on your nerves for some reason. Just replaces the posts with a note allowing you to reveal them if you wish. It's called the AOSHQ Ignore Script. It's also why you see "Badonkadonk" at the bottom of your post that I quoted - I modified the script here and there. It requires a script engine (GreaseMonkey in Firefox, TamperMonkey in Chrome, IE7Pro or Sleipner in IE. Then: https://userscripts.org/scripts/show/142617 It's kind of limited utility and it does cause a couple of loading glitches, like reloading several post numbers off from where you were when you hit reload (because of the post length difference).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 10:55 PM (qyfb5)

711

Gnubreed,

Yes June is pretty much the worst of hot and DRY.

If you come thru again, please let me know. Hubby and I have a nice small cabin up between High Rolls and Cloudcroft, in the high pines, which might be a nice break from the desert in the Tularosa Basin of heat and desert and sand and ya know. (that's an old Minnesota phrase ya know)

 

I just can't let that MN go!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:55 PM (HUTO5)

712 Timing is *everything*, and mine is right on par.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 10:56 PM (qyfb5)

713 703 Cthulhu, what's this "Hide posts from (so-and-so)" I see in all your comments? Is there a higher AoSHQ subscription level than Platinum or something? Diamond, maybe? How can I qualify for that?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 14, 2014 02:45 AM (/96QU) Hide posts from (/96QU)


It's an add-on script I got from Merovign that allows you to disappear commenters by hashtag. I've used it three times -- one guy got banhammered shortly afterward, the next disappeared and may have been banhammered longly afterward, and the last time I went passive-aggressive on a 'ron but ended up reversing that same night....though the 'ette he was messing with didn't come back for days and I was fretting we'd lost her.


On my screen, the "Hide posts" text is a blue link that I can hit to execute it. I'll get around to changing it to something more subtle, like "(X)" sometime, but today was taxes.



Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 10:56 PM (T1005)

714
I don't know if westerners can properly be thought of as yankees.


Jayhawks

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2014 10:57 PM (Aqvh6)

715 694 zombie, your work will never be done. It was a truly epic post, though, and it spelled out a lot of what I believe about the liberal mindset. Thank you for all that you do. Posted by: alamogordo My work will never be done? Great. First it's endlessly scrubbing floors, and now it's hurling cultural neutron bombs into the enemy camp, day after day after day. Oh my achin' back!

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 10:58 PM (mizYg)

716

 If one can prove that she too was a monster, then all the "original progressives" from the early 20th century will have been exposed, and the whole of progressivism will be seen as having rotten roots.

 

And I believe that is why you are doing such great service to our side of the debate.

 

Kudos to you zombie!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 10:59 PM (HUTO5)

717 707 Mero,
 
Time to once again break out the Heinlein Quote:
 
Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as “bad luck.”

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 11:00 PM (cHZB7)

718 712 Timing is *everything*, and mine is right on par. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2014 02:56 AM (qyfb5) Hide posts from (qyfb5)


I got you beat on that.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:00 PM (T1005)

719 My work will never be done? Great. First it's endlessly scrubbing floors, and now it's hurling cultural neutron bombs into the enemy camp, day after day after day. Oh my achin' back! Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 02:58 AM (mizYg) Badonkadonk (mizYg) Here are the keys to a small orbiting cultural weapons platform. Happy birthday. Whenever that is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 11:01 PM (qyfb5)

720 wow that was a tour de force. thanks zombie.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 13, 2014 11:01 PM (3yFC4)

721

Oh, I didn't mean to make you feel bad, zombie! Truly!

 

But you do live in "the heart of the beast" and G_d bless you for all that you do!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 11:02 PM (HUTO5)

722 It could have used more colors -- like "aqua": what loon progressive militants actually believe, with links to manifestos. Posted by: cthulhu My felt pens ran out so I had to stop at three colors.

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 11:03 PM (mizYg)

723 test  -- attempt to post snaking handrail pix in today's state.  still on assembly panel so it might be hard to see the shape of it.



http://i58.tinypic.com/s2ecg4.jpg

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 11:07 PM (PlzOe)

724 722 It could have used more colors -- like "aqua": what loon progressive militants actually believe, with links to manifestos.
Posted by: cthulhu


My felt pens ran out so I had to stop at three colors. Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 03:03 AM (mizYg) Hide posts from (mizYg)



See if wretchard makes enough off his e-books to buy additional felt pens....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:07 PM (T1005)

725 Oh my achin' back!

Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 02:58 AM (mizYg)




*hands zombie a tube of Icy Hot*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 11:08 PM (yh0zB)

726 opposite side view



http://i61.tinypic.com/34eoio6.jpg




Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 11:09 PM (PlzOe)

727 test -- attempt to post snaking handrail pix in today's state. still on assembly panel so it might be hard to see the shape of it.



http://i58.tinypic.com/s2ecg4.jpg

Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 03:07 AM (PlzOe)




Is that a laminate, or is it just clamped in place to dry after the steamer?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 11:09 PM (yh0zB)

728 721 Oh, I didn't mean to make you feel bad, zombie! Truly! But you do live in "the heart of the beast" and G_d bless you for all that you do! Posted by: alamogordo Ah, I'm just joshing with you. Appreciate the kudos!

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 11:09 PM (mizYg)

729

but today was taxes.

Oh you too that's right  cthulhu

 

Are you informing all of your clients about the upcoming greatness that is bamacare if it's ever going to have deadlines?

I am, luckily, the only person in my office who can perform audits. That's what I'm hanging my hat on.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 11:10 PM (HUTO5)

730 723 test -- attempt to post snaking handrail pix in today's state. still on assembly panel so it might be hard to see the shape of it.



http://i58.tinypic.com/s2ecg4.jpg

Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 03:07 AM (PlzOe) Hide posts from (PlzOe)



If I didn't know better, I'd guess that was a bar-clamp storage facility.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)

731 front view



http://i60.tinypic.com/2mhbups.jpg

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 11:10 PM (PlzOe)

732 If I didn't know better, I'd guess that was a bar-clamp storage facility.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 03:10 AM (T1005)



======

you can't have too many clamps *****





***** The gospel according to Norm.

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 11:11 PM (PlzOe)

733 zombie: Congratulations on your PJ Media article. Expect to start taking flak soon, and watch for searchers. You might become quite the target for photographers in SF and environs.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 13, 2014 11:11 PM (FlRtG)

734 729
but today was taxes.

Oh you too that's right cthulhu

Are you informing all of your clients about the upcoming greatness that is bamacare if it's ever going to have deadlines?
I am, luckily, the only person in my office who can perform audits. That's what I'm hanging my hat on. Posted by: alamogordo at March 14, 2014 03:10 AM (HUTO5) Hide posts from (HUTO5)



This year, it's only taxes for the BH and myself.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:12 PM (T1005)

735 Is that a laminate, or is it just clamped in place to dry after the steamer?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 14, 2014 03:09 AM (yh0zB)



=====


clamped waiting to dry after the steamer.   Had to cut the finish layer into 1/4 x 1/4 strips to get it to bend around.

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 11:12 PM (PlzOe)

736 Coming soon to a Federal Government near you. Canada's "Human Rights Commission" tries to stifle free speech by going after a man who criticizes Islam and who published the Danish Mohammed cartoons-See his opening speech to the commission. It's worth the time: http://tinyurl.com/ljcpjws

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2014 11:13 PM (XyM/Y)

737 731 front view



http://i60.tinypic.com/2mhbups.jpg Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 03:10 AM (PlzOe) Hide posts from (PlzOe)


Oh, look at you....you have all your lumber f'in' organized 'n' shit.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:14 PM (T1005)

738
Oh, look at you....you have all your lumber f'in' organized 'n' shit.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 03:14 AM (T1005)



=====

confessions of a wood scrounge.

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 11:16 PM (PlzOe)

739 so that is where all the clamps went. looks great  jc.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 13, 2014 11:18 PM (3yFC4)

740 Okay kids Serious question about impeachment What did the JEF do to actually warrant it? It has to be an actual high crime or misdemeanor of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 13, 2014 11:20 PM (LDwc9)

741

jc

my bh had clamps for everything, and that there is beautiful!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 11:20 PM (HUTO5)

742 zombie: There is one question though: Where do you place the suburbs? If you have any follow-on writings, you might want to address the suburban question, as they do not clearly fit your thesis as you wrote it.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 13, 2014 11:23 PM (FlRtG)

743 I am worried about this thing with John Kerry. Now that Obama has let him off the leash, I can't stop thinking about what will happen on Monday. Do any of you guys have any advice on how he can be calmed down?

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 13, 2014 11:23 PM (IN7k+)

744 Do any of you guys have any advice on how he can be calmed down?

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 14, 2014 03:23 AM (IN7k+)



=====

show him a gaggle of rich widows?

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 11:24 PM (PlzOe)

745 733
zombie:

Congratulations on your PJ Media article. Expect to start taking flak soon, and watch for searchers. You might become quite the target for photographers in SF and environs.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 14, 2014 03:11 AM (FlRtG) Hide posts from (FlRtG)



This wasn't the first time zombie's dropped munitions accurately, and he's a very canny dude about maintaining OpSec. Progressives would absolutely love to go all Alinsky on him, but he's become a master of disguise. You would think that the numerous hints that slip into his works -- I mean, how many straight 6'5" Hispanic bodybuilders show up to the Folsom Street Fair with cameras (and a limp), anyway? It's only gotten more difficult since he got that tattoo of James O'Keefe.



Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:25 PM (T1005)

746

 cthulhu

 

That there totally wins the thread and the interwebs for the night.

 

Hands down.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 13, 2014 11:27 PM (HUTO5)

747 740 Okay kids
Serious question about impeachment

What did the JEF do to actually warrant it?
It has to be an actual high crime or misdemeanor of course Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 03:20 AM (LDwc9) Hide posts from (LDwc9)



Actually, from real studies of constitutional law and all that.....it's whatever congress says it is when they decide to say it.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:28 PM (T1005)

748

suburbs-for progressives, a source of plunder and convenient place to dump surplus minority populations...

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 13, 2014 11:29 PM (3yFC4)

749 742 zombie: There is one question though: Where do you place the suburbs? If you have any follow-on writings, you might want to address the suburban question, as they do not clearly fit your thesis as you wrote it. Posted by: Arbalest The suburbs are the battleground where the future is being decided. The concept of "urban vs. rural" was not my original idea -- others have already pointed out that all the real electoral and cultural fights are playing out in suburban areas, because big cities are now solidly leftist and the countryside is solidly conservative. As the suburbs go, thus shall the nation go as well.

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 11:30 PM (mizYg)

750 This wasn't the first time zombie's dropped munitions accurately, and he's a very canny dude about maintaining OpSec. Progressives would absolutely love to go all Alinsky on him, but he's become a master of disguise. You would think that the numerous hints that slip into his works -- I mean, how many straight 6'5" Hispanic bodybuilders show up to the Folsom Street Fair with cameras (and a limp), anyway? It's only gotten more difficult since he got that tattoo of James O'Keefe.



Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 03:25 AM (T1005)



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I know for a fact that zombie is a 5'2" Asian girl as well as a 6'5" male Hispanic bodybuilder.

Posted by: jc at March 13, 2014 11:30 PM (PlzOe)

751 Yes, excellent article, Zombie. Thanks so much for your time and effort.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2014 11:32 PM (XyM/Y)

752 740 ncj,
 
Article 2, Clause 5 states that
 
The President must "take care that the laws be faithfully executed."
 
Rating = Total FAIL

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 11:34 PM (cHZB7)

753 750 This wasn't the first time zombie's dropped
munitions accurately, and he's a very canny dude about maintaining
OpSec. Progressives would absolutely love to go all Alinsky on him, but
he's become a master of disguise. You would think that the numerous
hints that slip into his works -- I mean, how many straight 6'5"
Hispanic bodybuilders show up to the Folsom Street Fair with cameras
(and a limp), anyway? It's only gotten more difficult since he got that
tattoo of James O'Keefe.





Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 03:25 AM (T1005)


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I know for a fact that zombie is a 5'2" Asian girl as well as a 6'5" male Hispanic bodybuilder.
Posted by: jc at March 14, 2014 03:30 AM (PlzOe) Hide posts from (PlzOe)



Wait until you see the obese black tranny outfit.....the cameras are actually built into the foam.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:35 PM (T1005)

754 Posted by: jc A trick I do is post a picture of myself in every photoessay, just to throw people off. Funny how no one's ever caught on to that. I do it because people assume anyone depicted in my reports must necessarily not be me, but they didn't consider that I always at least once per event hand someone else the camera and ask them to take a "souvenir" picture with me in it. All you gotta do is scan every photo report I've ever done and look for the one person who appears in every single one. /clever gimmick to increase traffic to old posts //using sarcasm to hide truth

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 11:37 PM (mizYg)

755 "I mean, how many straight 6'5 Hispanic bodybuilders show up to the Folsom Street Fair with cameras (and a limp), anyway?"

My take on FSF: it's bad enough that there is this damned clown circus of a bridge rebuild slowing traffic to a crawl, but a bullshit counterculture street fair on the approaches to the same bridge, too? Great. Another 90 minute delay on a long ride.

I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 13, 2014 11:38 PM (gqT4g)

756 Anyway, thanks for all the laughter and tears, but real life summons me away from the internet! 23 Skidoo.

Posted by: zombie at March 13, 2014 11:39 PM (mizYg)

757 Zombie,  we had an incident here recently that illustrates some of your points.  Cops stopped traffic on a freeway, then ran through the stopped cars in full battle rattle demanding everyone pop their trunks.  The cops (mostly black) caught the robbers (black), and predictably afterward the commuters (white) were shocked! and frightened!

"They pointed a rifle at me", "My rights ...", "No probably cause or exigent circumstances", "I was scared"  - not one of little sheep simply told the cops NO. 
I'm sure lawsuits are being drafted to pay for cleaning all the soiled pant suits.

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2014 11:39 PM (Aqvh6)

758 747 740
Okay kids

Serious question about impeachment



What did the JEF do to actually warrant it?

It has to be an actual high crime or misdemeanor of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 03:20 AM (LDwc9)
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Actually, from real studies of constitutional law and all that.....it's whatever congress says it is when they decide to say it.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 03:28 AM (T1005) Hide posts from (T1005)



To be slightly more precise.....the Founders debated about what might constitute "impeachable offenses", and decided to be ambiguous -- "you'll know it when you see it." So it could well be something like "lying to Congress", when there is a strong will to dispose of an overweening Executive.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 13, 2014 11:39 PM (T1005)

759 >>>I know for a fact that zombie is a 5'2" Asian girl as well as a 6'5" male Hispanic bodybuilder.<<<



Seems legit.

Posted by: Master Blaster at March 13, 2014 11:41 PM (KCNdV)

760

sounds like a where's zombie contest.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 13, 2014 11:41 PM (3yFC4)

761 What did the JEF do to actually warrant it? It has to be an actual high crime or misdemeanor of course Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 03:20 AM (LDwc9) Badonkadonk (LDwc9) Ignoring for a moment pre-inauguration crimes, some of which may rise to that level (false FEC filings, foreign donations, election-rigging attempts), we have the obvious: Legislating from the President's office - changes to the ACA on *numerous* occasions with no statutory or Constitutional authority. Failing to perform the tasks assigned to the President in the Constitution by ignoring law (ACA, Immigration, VRA, IRS codes) and encouraging departments to act without authority (FCC, EPA, IRS, DOJ). Abuse (harassment, failure to uphold the law, possibly worse) under color of authority - note this is roughly what Clinton was impeached for (DOJ, IRS, EPA, FEC, etc). Libya - The President violated the law WRT military intervention, period. It's not even close. Also Libya - Benghazi - there is substantial evidence that an illegal arms-trading scheme was being run out of Benghazi. This has not been completely investigated (and the administration is stonewalling) but may end up on the list. Drone assassination campaigns - There are still a lot of lawyers trying to work up justifications for this, but at the very least this program included criminal levels of carelessness. Surveillance - Americans have been specifically targeted in large numbers, including journalists, without proper authority. F&F, the IRS, and many of the DOJ, EPA, and other agency illegalities may or may not lay directly at the President's feet, and we don't know this because theses agencies are lying like five year olds standing over a broken cookie jar with chocolate-smeared faces. Obama probably will not be impeached, and as a result you can kiss the rule of law goodbye. The next President, whoever it is, will have no system in place to prevent them from murdering you if they feel frisky, and there will be nothing you can do about it. Impeachment may as well be removed from law.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 11:45 PM (qyfb5)

762 752 That should be Article 2, Section 3, Clause 5
 
Several SC rulings have held that the prezzie cannot ignore a law that has been duly enacted. He must enforce it.
 
Of course, that line of thought is now Old And Busted.
 
The New Hotness is the law is whatever he sez it is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2014 11:45 PM (cHZB7)

763 Very thorough list, Merovign. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2014 11:47 PM (XyM/Y)

764 763 Very thorough list, Merovign. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 03:47 AM (XyM/Y) Badonkadonk (XyM/Y) That was the short list.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 11:48 PM (qyfb5)

765 Serious question about impeachment





What did the JEF do to actually warrant it?


It has to be an actual high crime or misdemeanor of course



Posted by: Navycopjoe

Why don't you just photocopy Nixon's articles?


"He has, acting personally and through his subordinates and agents, endeavoured to obtain from the Internal Revenue Service, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, confidential information contained in income tax returns for purposed not authorized by law, and to cause, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, income tax audits or other income tax investigations to be intitiated or conducted in a discriminatory manner."

"In his conduct of the office of President of the United States, Richard M. Nixon, contrary to his oath faithfully to execute the office of President of the United States and, to the best of his ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, and in violation of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, has failed without lawful cause or excuse to produce papers and things as directed by duly authorized subpoenas "

"

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2014 11:48 PM (Aqvh6)

766 That was the short list. No doubt, but you don't want to tire yourself out typing all of it. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2014 11:50 PM (XyM/Y)

767 Impeach Obama?

How about this (it will need to be edited to replace Nixon's name with Obama's, and some of the particular agencies will need to be changed, but other than item 4, it does seem to line up pretty well otherwise):

ARTICLE 2

Using the powers of the office of President of the United States, Richard M. Nixon, in violation of his constitutional oath faithfully to execute the office of President of the United States and, to the best of his ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, and in disregard of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, has repeatedly engaged in conduct violating the constitutional rights of citizens, impairing the due and proper administration of justice and the conduct of lawful inquiries, or contravening the laws governing agencies of the executive branch and the purposed of these agencies.

This conduct has included one or more of the following:
1. He has, acting personally and through his subordinates and agents, endeavoured to obtain from the Internal Revenue Service, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, confidential information contained in income tax returns for purposed not authorized by law, and to cause, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, income tax audits or other income tax investigations to be intitiated or conducted in a discriminatory manner.

2. He misued the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Secret Service, and other executive personnel, in violation or disregard of the constitutional rights of citizens, by directing or authorizing such agencies or personnel to conduct or continue electronic surveillance or other investigations for purposes unrelated to national security, the enforcement of laws, or any other lawful function of his office; he did direct, authorize, or permit the use of information obtained thereby for purposes unrelated to national security, the enforcement of laws, or any other lawful function of his office; and he did direct the concealment of certain records made by the Federal Bureau of Investigation of electronic surveillance.

3. He has, acting personally and through his subordinates and agents, in violation or disregard of the constitutional rights of citizens, authorized and permitted to be maintained a secret investigative unit within the office of the President, financed in part with money derived from campaign contributions, which unlawfully utilized the resources of the Central Intelligence Agency, engaged in covert and unlawful activities, and attempted to prejudice the constitutional right of an accused to a fair trial.

4. He has failed to take care that the laws were faithfully executed by failing to act when he knew or had reason to know that his close subordinates endeavoured to impede and frustrate lawful inquiries by duly constituted executive, judicial and legislative entities concerning the unlawful entry into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee, and the cover-up thereof, and concerning other unlawful activities including those relating to the confirmation of Richard Kleindienst as Attorney General of the United States, the electronic surveillance of private citizens, the break-in into the offices of Dr. Lewis Fielding, and the campaign financing practices of the Committee to Re-elect the President.

5. In disregard of the rule of law, he knowingly misused the executive power by interfering with agencies of the executive branch, including the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Criminal Division, and the Office of Watergate Special Prosecution Force, of the Department of Justice, and the Central Intelligence Agency, in violation of his duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed.
In all of this, Richard M. Nixon has acted in a manner contrary to his trust as President and subversive of constitutional government, to the great prejudice of the cause of law and justice and to the manifest injury of the people of the United States.

Wherefore Richard M. Nixon, by such conduct, warrants impeachment and trial, and removal from office.
 

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 13, 2014 11:51 PM (IN7k+)

768 Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2014 03:48 AM (Aqvh6) He probably knows it, but send it to Gowdy's office anyway,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2014 11:51 PM (XyM/Y)

769 I really shouldn't, but I've been up all day so I'm going to bed. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 13, 2014 11:51 PM (yh0zB)

770 No doubt, but you don't want to tire yourself out typing all of it. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 03:50 AM (XyM/Y) Badonkadonk (XyM/Y) Much words. Fingers ache.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 13, 2014 11:53 PM (qyfb5)

771 759 >>>I know for a fact that zombie is a 5'2" Asian girl as well as a 6'5" male Hispanic bodybuilder.<<<



Seems legit.
Posted by: Master Blaster at March 14, 2014 03:41 AM (KCNdV) Hide posts from (KCNdV)



I actually had a sub-5-foot Filipina young lady working for me, doing internal audit, some years back. We went to this branch office near Windsor in the UK and she was the staffer I chose to make the first trip.



So we get there (me carrying all the gear), and do all the pleasantries, and get cubes, and settle in, and start to work. The UK guys are all looking at her like, "oh, cthulhu brought a kid." So, during the day, I'm going around and pulling stuff, and stacking it in her cube, she's executing tests on binders and piles of paper and logging results and I'm just making sure she doesn't overrun the workflow.



About 4:30, we have a meeting to summarize Day 1: "Here are 16 things you f'ed up last quarter."


Now I could go all self-congratulatory and take credit for the clever audit plans and well-thought-out risk assessment and overall management.....but, damn, she was so good at flying through that stuff! The next day, when she walked in and sat down at her cube, there was a hush. Months later, I sent her with a junior staffer and she had zero problems.


I should also point out that, about a year later, she independently discovered that the overall company bad-debt assessment (prepared by an experienced CPA who made 5x what she did) erroneously calculated a total in dollars and subtracted out specific allocations in Euros.....despite her not even having an accounting degree.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 12:05 AM (T1005)

772 Did I break the ONT or did everybody fall asleep?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 14, 2014 12:05 AM (qyfb5)

773 I wish I could fall asleep, or stay asleep :^

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 12:08 AM (XyM/Y)

774 772 Did I break the ONT or did everybody fall asleep? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 14, 2014 04:05 AM (qyfb5) Hide posts from (qyfb5)



Did I look like chopped liver when I was dropping the stuff off?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 12:08 AM (T1005)

775 and back home let me review oh FIRST!!!!! or not

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 12:10 AM (At8tV)

776 775 and back home
let me review

oh
FIRST!!!!! or not Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 04:10 AM (At8tV) Hide posts from (At8tV)



Where ya been?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 12:11 AM (T1005)

777 773 I wish I could fall asleep, or stay asleep :^ Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 04:08 AM (XyM/Y) Badonkadonk (XyM/Y) I recommend http://youtu.be/9E3zNHd936c Or rainymoods.com Did I look like chopped liver when I was dropping the stuff off? Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 04:08 AM (T1005) Badonkadonk (T1005) Again, my timing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 14, 2014 12:12 AM (qyfb5)

778 "Did I break the ONT or did everybody fall asleep?"

Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

Goddamned clowns. Ruining everything.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 14, 2014 12:12 AM (gqT4g)

779 thanks for the replies

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 12:13 AM (At8tV)

780 776 cheesecake factory T is in Hilo so i'm spoiling the brat while she is still willing to be seen in public with me

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 12:14 AM (At8tV)

781 I could have been a jerk and recommended this: http://youtu.be/1J6LLrzY5MI Which might be relaxing... for 48 seconds, anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 14, 2014 12:14 AM (qyfb5)

782 Post 777 should disappear after an hour. That should be a new thing. Somebody wake up Pixy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 14, 2014 12:15 AM (qyfb5)

783 782 Somebody wake up Pixy pixy is an Aussie he's probably out riding a kangaroo or eating vegemite or whatever they do down there (I have a feeling I shouldn't taunt pixy)

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 14, 2014 12:19 AM (At8tV)

784 Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here lurking, waiting for the convenience store to open up so I can go and get a sausage, egg n' cheese biscuit and some chocolate milk.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 12:29 AM (m0h0I)

785 I'm not very happy. I have been awake since 2:53 am it was really stupid that I got up, instead of trying to go back to sleep.

Posted by: Carol at March 14, 2014 12:41 AM (gjOCp)

786 784 Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here lurking, waiting for the convenience store to open up so I can go and get a sausage, egg n' cheese biscuit and some chocolate milk.
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 04:29 AM (m0h0I) Hide posts from (m0h0I)



Are you an oppressed Person of Color? (see Zombie essay).

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 12:45 AM (T1005)

787 "I'm just sitting here lurking, waiting for the convenience store to open up"

Convenience stores actually open up?

Round here, the same stores have been open continuously since 1865. Twenty-four hours a day since there were 24 hours in a day. (Used to be twenty back when. Kids these days.)

Open since then with the same staff. They occasionally have to be re-animated. Frankenstein style. Bolts in the neck and all. If there isn't an electrical storm, the patrons are shit out of luck.

It was apparently a real pain in the ass to get a microwave burrito back before microwaves had been invented. Or so they tell me.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 14, 2014 12:45 AM (gqT4g)

788 Mero, Why are you still up? How are you? I am eating a blueberry scone & think I'm going to go try to catch 2 hours of sleep.

Posted by: Carol at March 14, 2014 12:46 AM (gjOCp)

789 @ cthulhu -- Some of my best friends are oppressed persons of color.

And, yes -- that was a damn fine article by zombie. I've been thinking, and have experienced real life situations playing out, along those same lines for quite some time now, but have never managed to collect all those thoughts into a neat, coherent package as zombie does.

It's a definite keeper. Kudos aplenty, zombie!

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 12:54 AM (m0h0I)

790 Steven Wright:

I went by the 7-11 and the guy was locking up. I said, "What are you doing? The sign says open 24 hours."

"Yeah but not in a row."


Posted by: Epobirs at March 14, 2014 12:54 AM (bPxS6)

791  @ torquewrench -- In fact, the one up the road from me closes at 8:00 on weeknights, and 10:00 on Friday and Saturday nights.

Perhaps "convenience" is too strong a word for it. Maybe "happenstance" or "serendipity" is more accurate.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 12:58 AM (m0h0I)

792 789 @ cthulhu -- Some of my best friends are oppressed persons of color.

And, yes -- that was a damn fine article by zombie. I've been thinking, and have experienced real life situations playing out, along those same lines for quite some time now, but have never managed to collect all those thoughts into a neat, coherent package as zombie does.

It's a definite keeper. Kudos aplenty, zombie!
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 04:54 AM (m0h0I) Hide posts from (m0h0I)



The level of projection in progressives is just fookin' amazing. They ARE the evil, and they tag anything conservatives do that resembles them as being the evil they are -- e.g. "big business has too much money in politics (AHEM: labor); those evil Koch brothers (AHEM: Soros); charter schools don't teach (AHEM: teacher's unions); conservatives in lockstep (AHEM: Dem party discipline).....White is Black; Up is Down; we've always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 01:03 AM (T1005)

793 Oh, great.....now I'm the one who broke it.



So, I actually had archery in junior high (and in summer camp).....do they even do that any more?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 01:16 AM (T1005)

794 @ cthulhu -- What I really love when talking to progressives about the underlying issues zombie discusses is that moment when they think of you as a conservative/rightwinger/whatever and the projection gives way to overt expression. I can think of two specific instances in the recent past where an avowed leftwinger/progressive/whatever tipped his hand on racial issues, as if to say, "Look, we can all agree that we don't want a lot of these people in our midst . . ."

There's that sideways glance, like they're trying to gauge your reaction, and then it's, "I mean, I mean . . ."

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 01:18 AM (m0h0I)

795 794 @ cthulhu -- What I really love when talking to progressives about the underlying issues zombie discusses is that moment when they think of you as a conservative/rightwinger/whatever and the projection gives way to overt expression. I can think of two specific instances in the recent past where an avowed leftwinger/progressive/whatever tipped his hand on racial issues, as if to say, "Look, we can all agree that we don't want a lot of these people in our midst . . ."

There's that sideways glance, like they're trying to gauge your reaction, and then it's, "I mean, I mean . . ."
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 05:18 AM (m0h0I) Hide posts from (m0h0I)



I was born in the People's Republic of Santa Monica, and I've lived all my life in California. One of my prime targets for relocation is Knoxville, TN, where my aunt has a kaffeeklatsch for the "Knoxville Rationalists", or somesuch....I know damned well how sneeringly false Progs can be.



For all the false accusations of racism, actual conservatives put concern about race at about #374 on a list of "top 100 issues" list, every time.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 01:37 AM (T1005)

796 >>>So, I actually had archery in junior high (and in summer camp).....do they even do that any more?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 05:16 AM (T1005) <<<

 

we have a shooting club sport at school and my high school had a rifle team.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 14, 2014 02:05 AM (3yFC4)

797 Live rounds in the magazine as opposed to what? Stuffing it full of empties?

Posted by: Ironwood at March 14, 2014 02:06 AM (WLOZI)

798

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 04:29 AM (m0h0I)

 

about to start cooking breakfast this fine am, drop on by.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 14, 2014 02:08 AM (3yFC4)

799 ReutersAerospaceNews ‏@ReutersAero EXCLUSIVE: Radar data suggests missing Malaysia plane flown deliberately toward Andamans - ... http://tmi.me/1dWHGs

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 02:09 AM (ZPrif)

800 796 >>>So, I actually had archery in junior high (and in summer camp).....do they even do that any more?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 05:16 AM (T1005) <<<we have a shooting club sport at school and my high school had a rifle team. Posted by: rich@gmu at March 14, 2014 06:05 AM (3yFC4) Hide posts from (3yFC4)




How long ago was this?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 02:13 AM (T1005)

801

Posted by: cthulhu at March 14, 2014 05:03 AM (T1005)

 

exactly. think it was flagged up here the other day but it was a piece looking at the underbelly of modern progressivism through the lens of Ackman's now successful attack on Herbalife (I have no dog in that fight but would be interested in the "expert network" that Ackman has leveraged with the FTC and why it would be legal). A similar article appeared a few years back about Picken's gift to the OSU Cowboys.

 

It is the iron triangle of tax free foundation money, hedge funds, and government. Saw a peek of it when Madoff's scheme shit-the-bed, PP took a big hit on that.  Pretty sure he isn't the only one and probably not even the most egregious. He had the misfortune of getting caught.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 14, 2014 02:16 AM (3yFC4)

802  @ cthulhu -- For all the false accusations of racism, actual conservatives put concern about race at about #374 on a list of "top 100 issues" list, every time.

 -----------

Yep. That's been my experience, too.

Apparently, it's racist not to be obsessed with race.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 02:19 AM (m0h0I)

803

gmu has a trap and skeet team active as far as i know.

 >>>pixy rejected the link...

 

high school was about 20 years ago for me. the rifle team was through rotc and we had marksmanship as part of our instruction. great program a COL and 2 Tops were the cadre. When I enlisted didn't have much trouble in basic.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 14, 2014 02:21 AM (3yFC4)

804  @ rich@gmu -- Just my luck, I've already scarfed down my breakfast. I'll take a rain check, though.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 02:21 AM (m0h0I)

805

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 06:19 AM (m0h0I)

 

morning.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 14, 2014 02:22 AM (3yFC4)

806 next time DDRINO.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 14, 2014 02:24 AM (3yFC4)

807 Morning, rich!

It appears I've fallen into the gap between the day walkers and the night walkers here on the HQ. I guess that makes me a cross walker.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 14, 2014 02:33 AM (m0h0I)

808 lol. feeling the same way. the daywalkers and a new thread should be along soon.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 14, 2014 02:44 AM (3yFC4)

809 Morning all. Much Fluffy food on.sale and ordered yesterday. still seem to be missing an airplane though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 14, 2014 02:44 AM (4bx2M)

810 So, did you or did you not realize that the keys on this piano were IVORY when you sold it? Speak up so the jury can hear

Posted by: Dale the witless at March 14, 2014 03:34 AM (kzxV0)

811 Outstanding post, Zombie!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at March 14, 2014 07:09 AM (baL2B)

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