April 13, 2014
— Open Blogger Final round of the Masters is today. Television coverage starts at 2 pm Eastern on CBS. The leaders tee off at 2:40 pm.
I confess, I haven't been watching. The little bit of coverage I did see was abysmal and my favorite player, Phil Mickelson, didn't make the cut on Friday. But I'll probably watch today because the field is very tight and should make for some exciting golf.
Here's a link to the live leaderboard.
And here's a quick recap of the action so far, courtesy of Yahoo Sports.
There are ten players under par after three rounds. The co-leaders, Bubba Watson (who won the green jacket in 2012) and Jordan Speith (who is only 20 years old!), are at five under par. Four other players are within two strokes of the leaders, including Miguel Angel Jiminez who posted a six under par round on Saturday.
If I were to recommend a fan favorite for the Morons (and 'ettes), it'd probably be Bubba simply because he seems to be something of a good old boy, who drives this:

Yes, that IS the real General Lee.
He also seems to be a really nice family man. So he'll be my sentimental favorite today.
Now golf does not have cheerleaders, per se, but there is plenty of eye candy to be had for the morons (and a few moronettes). Per Golf dot com, these are the most beautiful women in golf. Here's a pretty one (Kathleen Ekey) who has demurely covered her elbows:

(There are many more elbowy pictures of hot golfer gals at the link, but I felt like posting a wholesome-looking gal instead of a tart. I denounce myself.)
Oh, okay, here's a link to Holly Sonders' photo shoot at Golf dot com. And, courtesy of getgitty dot com, here are some cheesecake pictures of her.
For the moronettes, I'd say that the defending champion, Adam Scott, is worth a gander:

Of course, he's young enough to be my son, so that kind of kills it for me a bit.
**Putting this up half an hour early. You can use the extra time to "research" those picture links... and take a shower.**
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Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 13, 2014 09:32 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 09:34 AM (IXrOn)
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 13, 2014 09:52 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: RWC at April 13, 2014 09:55 AM (QeH9j)
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Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 09:58 AM (oMKp3)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at April 13, 2014 09:59 AM (kofqg)
Me: "Damn, y'all are hard to get in touch with."
Him: "It's Masters Week. I'm the only one in the office."
This is where I note that I work at Fort Benning and was calling Fort Gordon.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2014 10:00 AM (r/e1Q)
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 13, 2014 10:03 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: RWC at April 13, 2014 10:04 AM (tGn9x)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 13, 2014 10:04 AM (ZPrif)
http://tinyurl.com/mjx84zl
Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2014 10:04 AM (r/e1Q)
Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at April 13, 2014 10:05 AM (zxrQh)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 13, 2014 10:05 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 10:07 AM (IXrOn)
http://tinyurl.com/k9o42yx
Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2014 10:07 AM (r/e1Q)
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Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 13, 2014 10:11 AM (HLprW)
Nowadays it's considered racist to have a black caddy carrying a rich white man's bags. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 13, 2014 02:04 PM (ZPrif)
No slaves allowed at the Masters!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 13, 2014 10:12 AM (AaZet)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 10:12 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 13, 2014 10:12 AM (0HooB)
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Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 13, 2014 10:16 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 10:17 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 13, 2014 10:18 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 10:18 AM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Vic at April 13, 2014 02:16 PM (T2V/1)
Here's a pic from when it happened: http://tinyurl.com/mmlhob7
*Runs and hides*
Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2014 10:19 AM (r/e1Q)
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Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 13, 2014 10:24 AM (HLprW)
Fun day, and most of the biggies were there. But something funny happened.
My brother and I had staked out some bleacher seats at one of the holes. As the players approached the hole to putt, one of the officials of the game held up a sign.
Quiet Please!
And just then some airplane comes flying in slow and loud right over the golf course on it's way to Davis-Monthan AFB just to the south of Tucson. I mean so loud you had to yell into someones ear in order to be heard.
Man I wish I had had a video camera that day.
(And yes, it would have been VHS)
Posted by: HH at April 13, 2014 10:25 AM (XXwdv)
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Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 13, 2014 10:31 AM (/djtm)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 13, 2014 02:31 PM (/djtm)
That's one reason Mississippi State's program is relatively healthy, lots of in-state students at $3800 tuition per semester (State puts in state "per academic year" total cost at $21,670 in-state, $31,858 out-of-state, of which base tuition and fees is $6772). When I was there, most of the guys dropping were due to excessive partying. There are also a lot of folks going through there that end up working at courses/clubs via the Landscape Architecture major.
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 13, 2014 02:50 PM (0HooB)
FIFY
Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2014 10:52 AM (r/e1Q)
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http://tinyurl.com/6n6kpfb
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at April 13, 2014 10:55 AM (baL2B)
Quasi-SFW
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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 02:22 PM (IXrOn)
Jiminez looks most likely to play golf (drink) with Morons?
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 13, 2014 02:27 PM (X3xYu)
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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 02:48 PM (IXrOn)
Great job by one of the good guys.
(is it wrong that I am hoping for him doing a doughnut in the general lee after the ceremony? the horn alone would be awesome!)
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Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 09:31 AM (zDsvJ)